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Jan. 22, 2020 - Knowledge Fight
01:10:44
#390: Grab Bag Minisode

Today, Dan and Jordan take a short look at some side-issues going on in Alex Jones World, including a very weird ad-pitch Alex did, and Alex's son's new show which starts out on an awful foot.

Participants
Main voices
a
alex jones
11:41
d
dan friesen
37:42
j
jordan holmes
15:00
Appearances
b
bill cooper
02:23
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gavin mcinnes
00:23
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones
Knowledge Fight.
unidentified
Dan and Jordan, I am sweating.
Knowledgefight.com.
alex jones
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys.
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
Dan and Jordan.
Knowledge fight.
I need, I need money.
Andy in Kansas.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
Stop it.
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding us.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a fifth time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your world.
Knowledge fight.
alex jones
Knowledgefight.com.
unidentified
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Indeed, we are Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
You were doing that like the, finally the rock.
unidentified
Jordan has come back to the podcast.
jordan holmes
I'm trying to stretch now.
That's my new thing.
I want to get more time on the podcast.
dan friesen
Oh, a little bit of a subtle jab.
Damn, talks too much.
jordan holmes
You know what?
A lot of people say to me, Jordan, you don't scream enough on the show.
dan friesen
Consistently, that's the review I get.
unidentified
What's up?
jordan holmes
Dan, have you ever been pretty sure of what somebody looked like just by their voice and then saw them in real life and went, no idea, had no clue that that could possibly be what they looked like?
dan friesen
Yeah, I mean, like, I think the standard one is, like, radio people.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
I grew up loving talk radio, and even just, like, when I was much younger, the, like, Y107, the personalities on, like, the morning show and stuff like that.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And so, like, we had, like, a...
Interning thing at my junior high or middle school.
You go and you find some place and you do a day of, like, interning.
And I loved radio, so I wanted to go to the radio station.
jordan holmes
Yeah, of course.
dan friesen
And so I went, and not only did I learn that these people look nothing like what I thought their voices looked like, and not in a terrible way.
Most of them were way more attractive than I imagined.
jordan holmes
You took the face for radio a little bit too seriously.
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't know if even that was the image I had in my head, but I thought, like, wow, they hide behind a mic because for some reason.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
And you never see people.
Pictures of a lot of these people plastered all up all over the place.
Small market morning shows, certainly not on the radio, aren't big celebrities.
But yeah, they look very different.
And the other thing that I learned was that...
There were at least a couple of them that were multiple different people on different radio shows.
Oh, yeah.
I don't even remember what their names would be, but they're like, I'm Mike on the morning show, and then they'd do an afternoon show with a slightly different voice and a different name.
jordan holmes
That's awesome.
dan friesen
And so my world shattered in front of me.
I was like, oh, no.
jordan holmes
That's a look behind the fucking curtain moment there.
dan friesen
Yeah, and I was also like, I don't know.
I wasn't old enough to drive.
Because I remember my parents had to pick me up.
But I remember them telling me, as a guy who really loved radio and wanted to pursue radio, just being like, don't do this.
jordan holmes
All of a sudden, their real voices are just like, kid, they're going to kill you.
alex jones
They're going to eat you up alive.
dan friesen
No, they had a sense of this isn't the future.
I think it was before a lot of the Jack FM Sure.
But I think that if you worked in the field, you probably had some sense that this is what was going to come.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
The evolving market of radio disappearing.
And then also, they're just like, it doesn't pay well.
It kind of sucks.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I don't imagine many investigative journalists are telling young up-and-comers to work in the fucking newspaper industry.
That's probably not good advice these days.
dan friesen
I don't know.
And the hour is like, you know, you got to be up real early for newspaper and for like more.
That was another thing.
jordan holmes
They're just like, no, you don't want to be up at 3. We know a few comedians who do the morning radio thing, and they're like, I wake up at 3 every morning, and you're like, you should stop.
dan friesen
That's not a bad schedule if you can get used to it, and if your life allows it, but I find it very difficult to adjust to it.
jordan holmes
Considering you stay up till three, generally working on this show.
dan friesen
I gotta learn more about Gary Allen.
What's he up to?
If I could just do an overnight...
Radio show.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I think we can pull that off.
dan friesen
Almost specifically about weirdos from the anti-communist nonsense.
unidentified
That'd be good.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I asked that because Robert Evans...
dan friesen
You finally saw a picture of him?
jordan holmes
No.
No.
He put that picture up of Owen Troyer.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
And I've never seen Owen Troyer before.
I've never looked him up.
The whole point of the show is don't look at all these people.
dan friesen
That's really weird because we've talked about him for a long time.
jordan holmes
He looks completely...
Completely different than what I expected.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
He's a weirdo.
dan friesen
Yeah, I mean, you know, he's a guy with a beard that appears to have either a non-existent or trimmed down mustache.
Disgusting.
jordan holmes
Disgusting beard.
dan friesen
I had that look for a little while.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I'm not proud of it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I wouldn't go back to it.
dan friesen
No, I don't think I will.
But, you know, hey, I have a Mennonite heritage.
jordan holmes
What are you going to do?
dan friesen
I felt like I was honoring it through my...
Shaving the mustache.
jordan holmes
Of course, of course.
dan friesen
I'm also part lumberjack, so I had the chopstache for a little while.
I've done it all.
Done it all in the facial hair game.
jordan holmes
Part lumberjack, meaning you worked as a lumberjack part-time, I assume.
dan friesen
No, I just have a beard.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So anyway, this is a podcast where I know a bit about learning that people on the radio look different than you think.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
And Alex looks about what you'd expect.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I know.
Nailed it.
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, today we've got an interesting episode that I'm going to call...
Grab bag mini-sew.
Love it!
We do not have a full episode here, but what we're going to do is we're going to put out this sort of scattershot thing.
There's a couple of interesting things that are worth touching on, and then on Friday we'll be back with a full regular episode covering one day.
And it's going to be interesting to figure out what that will be, because Alex is still on the East Coast.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
He went to the rally in Virginia on Monday in Richmond, and then now he's in D.C. because the impeachment hearing has started.
jordan holmes
They can't do it without him.
dan friesen
Well, I thought that he was going to be doing his show from D.C. That would make the most sense.
Right, because what does he have to do?
He's not in the hearings.
Right.
He could just be live doing his show in a hotel room in D.C. or some sort of a studio.
Jerome Corsi was supposed to be setting something up there.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I think he took the rights away from it.
dan friesen
That did not work out.
There is no bureau in D.C., but he could easily be doing something while the...
Rob Du is up there with him.
He could be watching the impeachment hearings.
Anything that's important, he could come in scribbled on a piece of paper like, boss, boss!
jordan holmes
Easy.
We've figured out production issues so much harder than this in the past.
dan friesen
Very simple.
Instead, David Knight has been hosting because he had a heart attack last year and he can't go to D.C. No, he cannot.
jordan holmes
Flying is out of the question.
dan friesen
Not cleared to travel.
He's a steady hand, so Alex has got him in studio.
If it comes down to it, then...
There won't be an episode with Alex on it, really.
Except for butting in to do like little truth is rising.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Buy our shit.
jordan holmes
Halfway expect him to start to try to false flag something just as like, if you guys won't do it, I'll do it myself!
God damn it!
dan friesen
Hey, globalist, I'm real bored.
Yeah.
Yeah, so I don't know what Friday's episode will be, but we will be back with something.
So, anyway, I have a few things to go over here today.
I have two mystery things.
I have...
A little bit of a before and after of the Virginia gun Second Amendment rally.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
And I also have a weird ad that Alex put out.
jordan holmes
I love it.
dan friesen
That really upset me on a number of levels.
jordan holmes
I'm excited by a weird ad.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So we'll get down to that here in a moment.
But before we do, Jordan, we've got to take a moment to say thank you to some folks who have signed up and supported the show.
unidentified
Love it.
dan friesen
So first, Mason, thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Thanks, Mason.
dan friesen
Next, Timothy, thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
I'm a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you very much, Timothy.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
Next, Michaela.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Michaela.
dan friesen
Thank you, Michaela.
Next, Aymeric.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Aymeric.
dan friesen
Thank you so much.
Next, Jesse with an I. Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Wait, Jesse with just one I and no E?
No E. Or Jesse without the I?
dan friesen
Sans E. Okay, gotcha.
Sir, Jesse, thank you so much.
Next, Chad.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Chad.
dan friesen
You ever play Tony Hawk 2?
jordan holmes
I think I did, yes, back in the day.
dan friesen
Played with Chad Muska?
jordan holmes
No, I did not play with Chad Muska.
dan friesen
Pro skater Chad Muska?
I don't think that's this...
jordan holmes
Tony Hawk all the way.
dan friesen
Lame.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I know.
I know.
dan friesen
He didn't play as Kareem Campbell.
K to the A to the R-E-E-M.
Kareem still lives.
jordan holmes
He had a rap album.
I'm not supporting this line of thought at all.
dan friesen
I'm not sure he had a rap album, but I know he...
jordan holmes
I am a conscientious objector to this.
dan friesen
Hitting an ollie down a whole flight of stairs.
Or like Rune Glyftberg.
jordan holmes
Rune Glyftberg?
That's not even the name.
dan friesen
Yeah, it is.
jordan holmes
No, it's not.
Rune Glyftberg?
dan friesen
Glyphberg, yeah.
jordan holmes
Oh, I thought glyft.
dan friesen
No, I think he was...
jordan holmes
Like a Nordic rune and a hieroglyphic.
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
I think he was Swedish.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
Andrew Reynolds with a triple kickflip.
I might have played too much of that game.
jordan holmes
Still going.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
Anyway, thank you, Chad.
And finally, I'd like to say thank you to a couple people who signed up on an elevated level.
We appreciate that very much.
So, Stephen, thank you so much.
You are now a technocrat.
And Sarah, thank you so much.
You are now a technocrat.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
Crikey, mate.
That's fantastic.
Have yourself a brew.
How's your 401k doing, bro?
We gotta go full tilt boogie on this, Watson, alright?
Let's just get down to business.
We ain't making that money off that heroin.
Why are you pimps so good?
My neck is freakishly large.
I declare...
Infowar on you.
dan friesen
Thank you so much, Stephen, and thank you so much, Sarah.
jordan holmes
Yes, thank you very much, Stephen and Sarah.
dan friesen
If you're out there listening and you're thinking, hey, I enjoy this show, I'd like to support what these gents do, you can do that by going to our website, knowledgefight.com, clicking the button that says support the show, we would appreciate it.
jordan holmes
It'd be very helpful.
dan friesen
So where we're going to start here today, Jordan, is we are going to be looking at the before and after of the Virginia Second Amendment rally.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
Now that we're on the other side of it, we're recording this on Tuesday, we know that the Civil War did not start.
jordan holmes
It didn't.
dan friesen
Alex's, I don't know what you would call it.
jordan holmes
Can you confirm that with an outside media source?
unidentified
Yes.
jordan holmes
That the Civil War didn't say?
You can?
unidentified
Uh-huh.
jordan holmes
Okay, well then I will trust you.
I will trust you.
I'm going to need you to cite your sources eventually, but okay.
dan friesen
So on the 18th of January, over the weekend, Alex put out a little bit of an emergency message.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
And this is before the rally.
This is the sort of tenor that Alex was really bringing to things.
And I know that we talked a bit about his coverage on the show already on our Monday episode, but I think it's still worthwhile to check a little bit about this because I think there's something that's really important that you can see in the aftermath and the responses of how people behave.
So here is the beginning of this from January 18th.
alex jones
We have cracked the code.
We understand the globalist false flag operation plan for next week.
We all wonder, why did Pelosi...
Rush impeachment, then hold it back for almost a month.
They were lining it up for Martin Luther King Day because a yearly gun march has happened for 20 years in Virginia at the Capitol.
They're planning to stage mass shootings, bombings, or false flags to try to turn the American people against gun owners and President Trump.
The pre-programming is a thousand percent clear.
It is absolutely imperative that everyone understands that the globalists are losing their fight against America.
The awakening is huge and they are betting everything on claiming Trump supporters are white supremacists who are pro-gun and who are going to come kill law enforcement.
dan friesen
So there you have it pretty clear.
I mean, if you have a situation where Alex is predicting that there's going to be bombings and mass shootings, and the pre-scripting is a thousand percent clear.
And it turns out that his predictions are not true.
It has to make you bring into your mind the possibility that, hey, maybe you don't know how to read this pre-scripting shit, or maybe you're just making that stuff up.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's possible.
I mean, some people do.
You know, when they're shooting movies, some people do have same-day rewrites, though.
You know, they have people writing the script on the scene at the same time.
dan friesen
You get those comics who come in to do punch-up?
jordan holmes
Absolutely!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Globalists are tossing in punch-up rules.
I like it.
I like what they're doing.
dan friesen
I don't know if that's what they're doing.
Okay.
So Alex has this very clear, this is the prediction that is what is going to happen.
And he tells people, hey man, bring guns if you want.
jordan holmes
Okay, well no, I don't think that's good advice, but okay.
dan friesen
Bring guns to the rally.
Hey, but that's not the most important thing.
alex jones
Bring your guns.
I'm totally for the Second Amendment.
I've done open carry marches all over the United States, but know this.
Who we really need is people with cameras watching the leftist, Antifa, and that weirdo that they've gotten drugged up in some hotel, like the Southern Poverty Law Center has done before with McVeigh and others, who they're going to use as their patsy.
Because this is when the deep state's going to make their move.
The planets have aligned.
The trial starts the day after this in Virginia.
And on every channel, they say, the right-wing terror attacks are coming.
The cops are all going to get killed.
Because they always pre-program before they stage something.
dan friesen
All over the news, they weren't saying that.
That's what Alex heard.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because he thinks he can read secret messages in the news.
In the same way Steve Pchenik thinks the newspaper is communicating directly to him.
jordan holmes
It's talking to him.
dan friesen
That is how these...
Folks like Alex and Steve work out there like, oh, this is what's going on.
I know the secret codes of the universe.
jordan holmes
It is an entirely acceptable thing for people with a massive platform to act as though the TV and the newspapers are talking directly to them.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
That makes perfect sense.
And interpreting secret messages that are directed towards them, that is behavior that we encourage in all people.
dan friesen
Now, it's interesting that it takes on different shapes.
Because with Steve, he literally does...
He does think that the newspaper is sending him messages.
jordan holmes
Doesn't he believe that the security community is speaking directly to him and that's how he stays in contact with the security community?
dan friesen
He has implied things very close to that.
jordan holmes
I think there are coded acrostics that he thinks he's getting from them.
dan friesen
I'm not sure if they're acrostics or a word search.
He reads the jumble and he's like, oh my god, false flag coming.
I'm not sure exactly the mechanics of it.
jordan holmes
Sure.
I'm going to go with Sudoku.
I'm going to blame that.
dan friesen
He's been pretty clear that what he believes is that there is direct messages to him through whether it's specific writers in newspapers or whatever.
Alex, on the other hand, seems to think that the man, the globalists, need to get these coded messages out to all their people and what have you.
And he's able to read their language.
And that's why he's able to deduce all of the stuff.
And that's just ludicrous.
jordan holmes
He's so clever.
dan friesen
Very much so.
Very much so.
Also, he's clearly saying that according to him, what he believes is that there is already someone drugged up in a hotel room.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Maurice Dees is individually keeping under house arrest, ready to launch out.
jordan holmes
I mean, what?
Are you going to fly him in same day?
You've got to book that trip in advance.
They had to get a good hotel rate.
The globalists are thrifty, if anything else, you know?
dan friesen
Right, right.
jordan holmes
They're going through discount programs.
They've got rewards points that they're using to false flag Virginia.
dan friesen
Maurice Dees, excuse me.
I had my name a little wrong there.
Yeah, I just, I think this is, I mean, the word of the day for that is just sensational.
It's ludicrous.
And now the narrative has become that this is all, I mean, he hinted at this on the 17th, or not on the 17th, but on our last episode, on his own broadcast.
That has largely to do with Trump's impeachment trial.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Of course they want a race war, but it's really also mostly about getting Trump out.
jordan holmes
Wait, you can't do two things at the same time?
alex jones
But ladies and gentlemen, they're going to make their moves.
I've been saying for months.
During the Trump trial in the Senate, I told you four months ago they would begin the impeachment.
I told you they'd pass it in the House.
I told you it would have no evidence that people wouldn't understand why it was so flimsy.
Because they don't want Trump to take it serious.
My gut is always right.
They want them to take it as a joke and be ready for one defense.
abuse of power by the president, blocking Congress, obstruction of Congress.
But what they're really going to be doing is using the trial as a way to have him under judgment while they cause race riots, while they blow up federal buildings, while they shoot a bunch of cops.
dan friesen
The reason Alex has been saying that for months is that I think he has a keen sense that Trump being impeached might trigger some sort of a right-wing reaction that could manifest itself in extremist violence.
Any of those.
I mean, you've had all sorts of people from across the right wing talking about there will be war if Trump is removed from office.
100%.
You see it across a wide spectrum of right wing sources.
It's not unique to Alex's show, but it's rhetoric that certainly has been on his show.
So it serves his interests in terms of this preemptive narrative building strategy.
To associate.
jordan holmes
So this clip is after the rally?
dan friesen
No, this is before.
jordan holmes
Oh, this is still before.
dan friesen
Yeah, this is prior to.
He's saying that this is going to, you know, the Virginia rally is where things are going to pop off.
The globalists are going to launch stuff there.
But it's also about that they put Trump in impeachment.
They impeached him in order to have him there in the state of judgment.
So then they could set off all of these race wars and bombing federal buildings to make Trump look naughty.
jordan holmes
That's their goal!
That's what he's saying.
Alright, I think that's a poor use of time.
dan friesen
Yeah, counterproductive, stupid, any of these words work.
But if you look at it through the correct prism of how he operates from a propaganda rhetoric standpoint...
What he's doing is creating a justification preemptively in case, as the impeachment does go along, let's say somebody blows something up.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Now you have, like, of course.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
They're just doing that to attack Trump who's under impeachment.
jordan holmes
I told you.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
I told you way in advance.
I've been saying this for four months.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
It's all...
It works this way.
Of course.
That's how he operates.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
So, you know, we got already a suggestion that...
There's a guy in a hotel room that the Globalists and the SPLC and Morris Dees are just getting ready.
jordan holmes
Right.
Does he say which hotel?
Did they put him up in a nice place?
I think better.
I mean, he's drugged up, though, so he doesn't know.
Maybe he's in a Laquinta Inn.
Nobody knows.
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't know.
This is not spelled out by Alex, but he does talk a little more about it.
alex jones
This is their backdrop, just like two years ago in Charlottesville, that Soros funded trying to create that class to say that one poor woman dying was Trump's fault.
They've got something big planned.
They would make this move and screw the pooch with the attack, with what happened with Pelosi, with none of it making sense unless they've got something big.
And listen, they're getting their ass kicked.
I'm not saying they're all powerful.
I'm saying they're going to launch everything they've got in the next three or four days, and people need to be aware of it.
They need to understand.
They need to know it.
And they need to know they've got fueled up, in my view, meth head, mentally ill, white supremacist waiting in hotel rooms right now.
They're telling them it's the second coming of Jesus.
You're of the Lord.
Have some more drugs and go out and kill a bunch of cops.
And that's why everybody's head has got.
dan friesen
So what Alex is doing there is making it so, even if, characteristically, and according to all available information, Of course.
White supremacist.
They were being coached by the global...
jordan holmes
Of course!
Now, admittedly, all of that stuff that he described them as being coached to say is stuff that he himself has said multiple times.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Instructing people to then say, it's okay to kill cops if they try and take your guns.
dan friesen
This is the way you inoculate your audience from believing any of this stuff is real, even if all available evidence...
Indicates that it is real.
He's running very clear, explicit interference for right-wing domestic terrorism, as he has been, particularly with his discussion of the Texas domestic terrorism threat assessment.
That's the name of the game.
It's very clear.
jordan holmes
Yeah, if anybody acts on what I said, clearly they are lying, and they were coached by the globalists to say it.
dan friesen
Because wouldn't that be perfect?
jordan holmes
That's what the globalists would do.
That's what they want.
dan friesen
That's what I would do if I were them?
jordan holmes
I mean, that's what I told you to do, but what I would do if I were them is tell you to do that.
dan friesen
Right.
unidentified
What?
dan friesen
So this was recorded and put out on the 18th.
So he said they're going to do it within the three or four days.
unidentified
Got it.
dan friesen
It's now the evening of the 21st as we're recording this.
jordan holmes
Have they done it?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Are you sure?
Can I get that confirmed for multiple?
dan friesen
I mean, the four-day deadline isn't going to be up until, you know, this episode will be out.
Oh, that's true.
So I guess we'll have to wait until Friday's episode to know for sure.
But so far, prediction not looking good for Alex.
Not great.
jordan holmes
His gut is always 100% right, though.
dan friesen
Right.
Because he reads the predictive...
Television talking to him.
jordan holmes
That's so funny.
I can't imagine him actually knowing how to read in the first place, let alone a secondary level of reading that goes past what is in the text.
dan friesen
I think that secondary level is required because the primary one is weak.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's fair.
dan friesen
I suspect that that's how he gets by.
So, in this last clip from his emergency warning, Alex gives himself a way out.
alex jones
Will they be able to pull it off?
I pray and hope not.
They're not in control of the federal government fully right now.
They're badly organized.
They're crippled.
That makes them even more desperate and more dangerous.
So I'm telling you.
jordan holmes
Are you talking about you?
alex jones
But the false flag...
Governor Northam has already launched, saying it's a civil war, saying gun owners are white supremacists when he's the one wearing KKK outfits.
And they're going to make their move there and the media is going to make their move there the day before the trial begins to make it all about that and to put pressure on the Senate to remove the president.
dan friesen
So, I mean, you can just kind of throw out that three to four days prediction.
He said it's going to happen.
jordan holmes
Right.
100%.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Because he's always right.
dan friesen
Right.
But the globalists also might be too weak to pull this off.
You never know.
jordan holmes
But I just said that I'm right 100% of the time.
dan friesen
Let's loosen that noose up a little bit.
Hey, they might be too weak to pull it off.
They don't control the federal government.
jordan holmes
They're poorly organized.
dan friesen
Poorly organized.
jordan holmes
Now, admittedly, they're an infinite organization that has existed since the dawn of human history, apparently.
dan friesen
Totally.
jordan holmes
They're very poorly organized.
Still working out the kinks.
dan friesen
And Governor Northam didn't say this is going to be a civil war.
jordan holmes
No, I'm pretty sure he did.
dan friesen
And he also didn't say that gun owners were white supremacist terrorists.
unidentified
He also didn't already initiate the false flag.
dan friesen
No.
So, as we're on the other side of this, and we're recording this on the 21st, we know that there was not a civil war that broke out.
unidentified
Alex...
dan friesen
It's very clear in that warning message that they're going to make their move.
He's repeatedly talking about them having a drugged up meth head or whatever launch on people.
And it's extreme.
It's nonsensical sensationalism.
So now, on the other side, let's go check out Paul Joseph Watson's Twitter.
jordan holmes
Yeah, let's see what's going on.
dan friesen
Oh, what's this tweet here from the 20th?
The media fear-mongered about the Virginia rally just as they did for weeks before the Joker came out.
Same result.
Nothing happened.
It was all alarmist hysteria.
jordan holmes
That's not fair.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
That's not fair.
You don't get to rewrite history on the same day.
That's a bummer.
dan friesen
Oh, another tweet.
I seriously believe that some people in the media and on the left are disappointed the Virginia rally went off peacefully.
Strongly disagree.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I'm gonna go with...
Hooray!
That's my feeling.
dan friesen
Oh, and what's this?
Oh, here's a Paul Joseph Watson article from the 20th.
The same day as those tweets.
What's this?
Here's a headline for you.
Quote...
Conservative activist claims Antifa is planning to stage violence in Virginia and blame it on pro-gun protesters.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
So the fear-mongering in the media does include him.
unidentified
Ooh!
dan friesen
Quote, conservative author and activist Tom DeWeese claims he has received credible information suggesting Antifa members are planning to stage violence in Virginia later today.
jordan holmes
Right, credible information.
dan friesen
And blame it on pro-gun protesters.
jordan holmes
Oh man, those media figures stoking fear-mongers.
Yeah, that's awful.
dan friesen
Right.
This is based on a tweet here from Tom DeWeese.
Quote, I'm in Richmond and I've just received information from a very reliable source concerning Monday's rally against the legislature's gun grabs.
Antifa have rented seven buses to bring in their thugs and cause trouble.
The report says they will be wearing MAGA hats and wearing NRA garb.
They will pretend to be pro-gun people.
Meanwhile, others posing as Democrats holding anti-gun signs will stand on the side.
The Antifa thugs pretending to be pro-gun will attack the sign holders, making it look like the pro-gun people have started violence.
This is the plan.
jordan holmes
You know, when you're making up complete and total bullshit, I do like the use of the number 7. I think that's a great number that grabs your attention.
7 buses?
dan friesen
That's a lot of buses.
jordan holmes
Ten is too many.
You wouldn't believe ten.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, I mean, you know, you see the game here.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
Anyway, Alex gets back into studio.
Actually, he doesn't.
He just recorded something in advance to play at the beginning of the show on the 21st, and he seems to be taking credit for the fact that a civil war didn't break down.
jordan holmes
Okay, good.
alex jones
But an important point, an important area to get to.
Is the fact that when the public shows up and is aware of what's going on, the globalists are powerless.
Like we just saw in Virginia, and now that blew up in Governor Northam's face.
Now he says that all the militarization and all the harassment and all the choking down the people into tiny spaces stopped there from being a crisis when every expert we've talked to said that was tailor-made to cause a stampede or a disaster.
But it didn't work by the grace of God.
Your prayers everybody's action, but again it shows we've got to have action on the ground There's a strange phenomenon the more viewers and more traffic.
We have the info wars And Bandai Video, many times, the less money we have coming in.
I know a bunch of big sales just ended, but we have crippling low amounts of money coming in right now for the trajectory we need to keep InfoWars open for just the next year.
So you see that we're delivering, you're delivering, we're fighting hard.
So do your shopping at InfoWarsStore.com.
Especially those of you that have never done a purchase, step to the plate, get some great Wake of America coffee.
dan friesen
That translates to, I think I've probably milked my dedicated audience dry.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Some looky-loos are checking in to see what the fuck I'm yelling about.
jordan holmes
And they are not buying.
dan friesen
No.
Nope.
And that is not a sustainable way for this to go.
jordan holmes
I do like the...
dan friesen
If you're in a cash crunch, don't bring your whole team to Washington, D.C. for a week for a weird attempt at a public spectacle.
jordan holmes
Not good.
dan friesen
Don't buy a goddamn tank.
jordan holmes
That is my advice.
dan friesen
Don't behave that way if that's the truth.
jordan holmes
As an amateur financial advisor, don't buy a tank.
dan friesen
So Alex's, you know, his angle on it is this, hey, you know, hey, we stop a false flag when we all come out and we're aware.
This is how he's able to have it coming and going.
You can see a full demonstration of how this goes.
Whip people into a frenzy, something bad happens, you predicted it.
unidentified
Crushed it.
dan friesen
Nothing bad happens, we stopped it.
jordan holmes
We saved the world!
And that is, I do like him not only taking credit for stopping any violence, but also using that as a sales pitch of like, hey!
How are we going to stop more violence unless you buy stuff from Infowars?
dan friesen
So stupid.
jordan holmes
That's insane.
dan friesen
So dumb.
unidentified
Oh, man.
dan friesen
So that is kind of the tale of the tape there.
And I know that we covered a lot of that on Monday, or at least sort of the lead-up in how he was behaving before the rally.
But I think it is worthwhile to take a look at, like, this is the before and after.
This is how...
The bread is made.
This is how this whole world of bullshit operates.
And it ensures itself non-invalidation with the eyes of people who have bought in.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
So I want to take us now to this ad that I found.
So on the 17th, Alex pre-recorded that message that we played on the last episode where he talked about how you don't need to feel white guilt and then I love Jimi Hendrix so I'm not racist.
jordan holmes
Weird.
dan friesen
Please buy stuff.
jordan holmes
Weird, weird pre-recorded ad pitch.
dan friesen
Then Paul Joseph Watson took over and so I turned off the episode.
I'm not interested.
It turns out that there was another ad, or another pre-recorded thing in the second hour.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
dan friesen
And I just randomly took a look at that, and I thought it was super bizarre.
And so we're going to listen to a little bit of that here.
It starts with Alex, just sort of, you know, because he's still before the rally at this point.
And so he's talking about how it's going to be a false flag.
alex jones
We're going to be there all next week, covering it live.
And we're going to be there on the federal holiday.
We're going to be in Virginia, just 30-something miles south, northern Virginia, where the left is openly trying to cause martial law and trying to paint gun owners as KKK and all this insane garbage.
I mean, this is America fighting for its life.
Now, this is a football game.
We're about seven points ahead in the third quarter going to the fourth.
I mean, it's ours to lose, okay?
It's ours to lose here, and this isn't a football game.
This is the whole future of humanity being fought out in America right now.
dan friesen
The future of humanity.
The difference between good and bad is Alex stopping this false flag in Virginia.
jordan holmes
Obviously.
Obviously.
dan friesen
I don't understand why you play games like this.
How do you escalate?
Where do you go next?
The future of the world.
Right.
Alex saved the world on Monday.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, you gotta go Galaxy next.
I think that's the only way to go.
He's actually going to be a man in black.
dan friesen
He's gotta talk to Carrie.
jordan holmes
He's Agent Jerry.
dan friesen
Sure.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know.
Anyway, that's not the main point of this little piece.
We get to that here.
alex jones
And now I've got reports on that I'm gonna get into in a moment.
But let me just do this up front again in this hour because I always tend to plug at the end of things and do it like I'm apologizing for plugging.
This dog doesn't hunt.
This dog doesn't win unless you buy the products.
And I'm not saying it's some laborious thing.
I'm happier than a pig, and you know what, when I take the Ultimate Fish Oil that's back in stock, when I take the X2 and X3, when I take the Gut Fusion.
I can't wait.
It's been sold out for three months now.
I can't, well, four months.
Gosh, it takes forever to make this stuff organic.
We could have stuff all the time not sold out if it's not organic.
They've got plenty of that.
Getting stuff certified organic, the testing of it, everything has to be tested by a third party, tested by the labs again.
You know they're testing all our stuff.
Well, the Democrats admit they do that.
It's all over the news, trying to find something.
dan friesen
That's just about how a couple years back BuzzFeed did a piece where they checked his supplements and now he just won't stop saying that it's always happening.
jordan holmes
He's got an axe to grind.
dan friesen
But I mean, what this indicates to me is that he's working with bad suppliers or something because it shouldn't take you a quarter of a year.
To actually get something to pass a test.
jordan holmes
Nah, nah.
dan friesen
This product that everyone loves has been sold out for a quarter.
unidentified
Yes.
jordan holmes
Yeah, a full quarter.
Unfortunately.
dan friesen
Fucking failing tests.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I was going to say, the only way that it can take four months to test something is if it takes three and a half months filled with failed tests.
dan friesen
I assume, right?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That has to be what it is.
jordan holmes
Or you can't afford to restock.
dan friesen
I mean, I think that might be more likely.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what the reality is behind it, but what he's expressing can't possibly be the case.
You can't have...
If it was so hard to pass these standards, how is anything organic ever in stock?
jordan holmes
Just call Gwyneth Paltrow and use the same shit.
Borrow some of hers.
dan friesen
I don't...
This is just bad business, whatever it is.
jordan holmes
I once did...
A couple of sample ad reads when I was trying to get some voiceover action for a little bit.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's a great hustle.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
And I remember reading so many like, oh, husband and wife little conversations or like...
I don't know where to get my tires done!
That kind of stuff.
I would rather have read one of these ad reads as a voiceover demo.
Just an incoherent rambling that starts with, we saved the world.
dan friesen
We're out of stock for four months on this shit because testing is hard.
unidentified
Buy other things?
jordan holmes
Not a lot of voiceover ads included.
Sorry, you can't buy this.
dan friesen
Hey, I got bad news.
If you want living defense, that's one of Alex's products, you also can't buy that.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
alex jones
I was going to get a living defense.
I mean, people are just blown away by that.
It's been sold out for three months.
Three months.
And I was talking to the factory just two days ago.
And I said, listen, it's supposed to take 12 weeks for this when we put the order.
And they said, yes, but we continue to get and test.
And it's not.
Passing California standards.
unidentified
Just can't go to production.
alex jones
So everybody else just slaps a label on saying this doesn't pass California standards, which is like one part per billion.
The air has more toxic stuff in it than this does.
But they let California dump toxic waste right into the water, calling it fluoride, but it's a bunch of other stuff as well.
There's a waiver for that around the clean water rack.
There's a waiver.
jordan holmes
All right, buddy.
alex jones
For that, ladies and gentlemen.
So, you know, that's what this comes down to.
dan friesen
I don't understand what is going on.
Like, does Alex think that his business would be crippled if there was a warning label on the bottle that says, this has lead in it?
jordan holmes
Pretty sure.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I'm going to go with you.
dan friesen
I guess.
jordan holmes
It would really counter all of his, this is the best, most perfect stuff that you could ever put inside your body if it comes with a warning label saying, not in California.
dan friesen
Yeah, I mean, I guess if your business model is based on this being the best thing, you need to keep up the appearances and keep warning labels off.
I mean, I think that's maybe a limitation of the business model.
jordan holmes
Again, this is a voiceover ad read I want.
This is like, hey, get all of your auto needs taken care of at AutoZone, except for headlights.
We can't get headlights because they don't work.
Not in this state.
dan friesen
So Alex is sold out on a lot of stuff, and they're not doing a good job getting it back out to market.
Weird.
He's also defensive about some of his water filtration and some comments that people have made about him selling water filters.
alex jones
Yeah, I remember David Hogg said, we're bad.
We tell you the water's poisonous.
The water table's been poisoned by the Industrial Revolution and so many other things, and they add more poison into it.
And now I realize why they did that after World War II.
The water was so toxic that they put fluoride, but that meant hundreds of chemicals from the mining industries and phosphate industries and from the aluminum industries.
jordan holmes
So you want regulations?
alex jones
And they put the poison back in the water, and that was the waiver to put the poison in to cover up the poison that was already in the water.
But I didn't need to go into a huge plug or rant here.
dan friesen
You didn't.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That doesn't make sense.
But I should point out that David Hogg made those comments.
Two years ago.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Alex is still a little bit defensive.
jordan holmes
Look, you can nurse a grudge for two years.
Two years isn't even that long.
dan friesen
I'd like to remind Alex that his buddy, Mike Adams, started a website called Hogwatch.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
About attacking a high schooler who had just survived a school shooting, and David Hogg doesn't seem to complain about Mike Adams all the time.
Hogg made a comment about Alex selling water filters.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Still angry about it.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Alex is very petty.
jordan holmes
Well, that's because Hogg is a snowflake who just whines about people attacking him all the time, right?
dan friesen
Lose her little titty bag.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And also, the problem is not so much that Alex sells water filters.
It's that it appears that some of his behaviors are inspired by the things he sells.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
You know, like how he would always yell about how there's going to be a financial crisis.
It's going to be the summer of rage.
You better buy gold.
Hey, here's Ted Anderson to sell you gold.
jordan holmes
That wasn't just coincidental.
That was just so helpful.
You're surprised whenever things mesh so well by complete accident, Dan.
dan friesen
It's a situation where...
A right-thinking person would have grounds to suspect that maybe some of your content is being led by the things that you sell.
It's maybe possible that there is a connection between the two.
jordan holmes
What is he, Teen Vogue?
Are you going to hold him to a higher standard?
Come on.
dan friesen
I'm going to hold him to whatever standard.
I don't know what other people do.
Show me it and other people all say it's bad, too.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
jordan holmes
No, that's what I was referencing.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Team Vogue had that, quote, sponsored content that had no byline that was basically a Facebook press release.
dan friesen
Oh, well, fuck that, too.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Everybody roundly and rightly said, fuck that.
dan friesen
I just listen to Alex Jones all the time.
unidentified
Fair.
dan friesen
I can comment on his business, not Team Vogue's.
I don't know what they're up to.
jordan holmes
You should read it.
Their political content's pretty good these days.
dan friesen
So...
Alex, this is where we get to some real high weirdness.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
He starts talking about how he goes down to supplement companies.
You understand?
jordan holmes
Sure.
He goes down like the devil in Georgia.
dan friesen
I want the best that you got.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Right?
And then he starts talking about how big his fish oil pills are.
alex jones
We go out to the top labs in the country, the very best that are out there, and we say, we want the best you've ever made.
And they go, yeah, this product, we'll probably label it for you, we're ready right now.
I'm like, no, excuse me.
You don't understand.
I want it better.
dan friesen
What a dick.
alex jones
And that's what we've done.
jordan holmes
He's a great negotiator.
alex jones
In fact, somebody took my ultimate fish oil, the one I had opened, the one I was eating, took it away, but here's one that's not been opened yet.
Who stole my fish oil?
dan friesen
Real quick.
unidentified
The way he phrases things is so weird.
dan friesen
Where's my bottle of fish oil?
The one I was eating.
Eating is a strange...
jordan holmes
I don't like the word eating there.
What does this fish oil look like?
dan friesen
Is it a chewable?
No, it's a pill.
It's like someone who doesn't understand idioms.
jordan holmes
Everything is a chewable if you're a man, Dan.
dan friesen
No, these are not chewable.
They're gel caps.
And he finds a new bottle and then pours them out onto the table.
unidentified
Now, folks, there it is.
alex jones
Please do an overhead shot.
Has anybody ever seen Horse pills that big.
And maybe that's not a good sales tactic.
Like, these are the biggest horse pills ever.
But they go down okay with some water.
I mean, I'll tell you.
jordan holmes
This is pre-recorded, Dan.
dan friesen
Have you ever taken fish oil supplements?
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
They're always big.
jordan holmes
Yeah, they're big.
dan friesen
They are very big capsules.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
Generally.
So Alex being like, oh my God, look at these babies.
They're big horse pills.
All fish oil pills are giant, you asshole.
This isn't special.
Really singularly focused on how big his horse pills are.
jordan holmes
You can do a second take!
dan friesen
No, this is perfect.
alex jones
These are the biggest horse pills ever, but they go down okay with some water.
I mean, I'll tell you.
Monica Lewinsky would have no problem with these.
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
I'll call these little Clintons.
Oh my god.
It's crass.
It's out of control.
I don't even care anymore.
We're about to have civil war.
We're trying to stop it.
Look at these babies.
I mean, those are big.
Boy, they're small, depending on how you look at it.
But here it is.
That's a fish oil.
That's a big fish oil.
Now, that's Bill Clinton's tallywhacker.
It's really little.
The point is, that's not what we're talking about.
It's a family show, and I apologize.
dan friesen
It's a family show.
jordan holmes
It's a family show.
Come on down to AutoZone.
Unfortunately, we don't have any headlights, obviously.
We can't get them to pass California standards.
But that reminds me a lot of Bill Clinton getting a blowy.
So, how about that?
dan friesen
Look how big that piston is over there.
Wouldn't be that big if it was your dick.
What?
What?
This is a family business.
Family AutoZone.
jordan holmes
This is a pre-recorded ad read with a Monica Lewinsky joke in it.
Well, it's timely.
dan friesen
I think it's unwise also for Alex to be making Monica Lewinsky jokes in the context of like, hey, there's an impeachment going on.
jordan holmes
There is that.
There is that.
dan friesen
It kind of calls to mind how trivial the last one was.
So that might not be in your best interest.
Also, it's just shitty.
You know, if you want to make fun of Bill Clinton, go ahead all you want.
I feel like, especially now, in the present day, 2020, it's really shitty to still be making Lewinsky jokes.
jordan holmes
It's a little bit shitty.
dan friesen
She deserves to be left out of whatever attack you want to make on the Clintons.
jordan holmes
It took her, what, 20 years to reclaim her reality?
I'm sure.
Something like that.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When he's looking at the pills, he's like, these are big.
He says that Monica Lewinsky could handle it.
So the beginning of it is not attacking Bill, really.
It's making a joke about her.
That's bad.
Well, it's cheap, and I think it's lame.
Also, these pills aren't that big.
I can't stress enough.
What he thinks is special about these pills is not unique.
It is an attribute of every single fish oil pill I have ever seen in my life.
jordan holmes
Look, I'm sorry we're out of the life defense.
That's really tough.
However, take these fish oil pills that I call Lil Clintons based on a Monica Lewinsky joke that is incredibly timely.
Again, this is a pre-recorded ad.
Pre-recorded.
At any point in time, they could have been like, just stop.
dan friesen
It seems like it has to be because he's going to D.C. and he's supposed to be there in a couple hours.
So unless he's taking like a helicopter from the InfoWars roof to...
And I still don't think he could make it.
He has to have left already.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
There's just no way.
So it has to be pre-recorded, but you also understand he's not a two-take kind of guy.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
And also he doesn't have time.
He's got to get to the East Coast.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
dan friesen
So all of these things make it so...
jordan holmes
We do it in one take.
dan friesen
You've got to do the Lewinsky joke.
unidentified
One take.
dan friesen
You've got to keep it in.
jordan holmes
It's like the movie 1917.
It's all one big take, man.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So Alex starts complaining about drag queen story time, story hour, and who cares?
We don't need to listen to a lot of this, but I think he says something that is absolutely not true.
alex jones
I remember when we first started exposing the pedophile drag queen story time like five years ago, and people are like, Alex, it's not that big a deal.
They're like, whoa, it's at my library.
It's at my school.
What the hell?
They're like parachuting in fat dudes in clown outfits right now.
Okay?
dan friesen
Okay.
So do you think it's fair that Alex has been on this beat for five years?
jordan holmes
Oh, God.
Probably not.
dan friesen
No.
Drag Queen Story Time Hour did start in 2015, but we've listened to most of 2015.
Almost all of it.
And I can confidently say...
It did not come up.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
That is not something I remember him being on the beat of.
jordan holmes
I also don't think that they are remaking Operation Dumbo Drop with Fat Clowns.
dan friesen
Certainly not.
jordan holmes
I don't think that's the case.
dan friesen
No.
Nope.
jordan holmes
Operation The Clown Drop.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So Alex is, you know, he's rambling a bit.
It doesn't seem like, it seems like he's lost the thread a little bit that he's trying to do an ad.
jordan holmes
Yes, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Again?
jordan holmes
Pre-recorded.
dan friesen
But he gets back to it.
alex jones
Not everybody that looks like Ryan Stelter is a pedophile.
Because most of them are.
Okay, I'm going to stop.
You know, I am.
The energy level on the planet is really up right now.
So, you know, that's what's happening.
And I just can't even cover news right now.
That's what this comes down to.
jordan holmes
Because you're not there.
alex jones
The main reason I'm here is to tell you that I need funding just like a missile needs fuel.
And I will.
Hit the enemy and I will destroy them with your help.
But you got the best hunting dog around, like I said at the start of the segment.
But you got him in a kennel and you don't feed him and you don't give him water and you don't deflee him.
He's just going to roll over and die.
He's tough.
He'll just go out there one more and he'll be dead.
Now, quite frankly, I'm not like a hunting dog that's in really great shape.
I'm getting a little bit better.
You can start to see a little bit of my ribs.
dan friesen
He is getting a little bit in better shape.
And I think it's largely because he stopped drinking.
Like, you know what?
Hey, take that dog that you're talking about and get it drunk for years.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And then take away the booze.
I bet it'll look better.
jordan holmes
It'll be better.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I just have one thing to say, which is where's Nock?
How many dead dog references are we going to get on this show?
dan friesen
That one even slipped by me a little bit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't know.
There's just desperation and you need to give money.
jordan holmes
Justice for Nank.
dan friesen
Anyway, this next clip, Alex is going out to break.
He ends up doing at least two segments, but I kind of lost my patience for it at a certain point.
But he goes out to break and he's yelling about how the globalists, they really hate you.
jordan holmes
Of course.
Absolutely.
dan friesen
You and Alex are on the same wavelength if you like freedom.
And that's why they're attacking Alex, because that's a way of attacking you and attacking freedom.
And then Alex, he's very defensive.
alex jones
And it's you, the global estate.
They just don't like this focal point.
So there's a sounding board of somebody saying what you're already thinking and saying what you're already wanting.
Because we're in the same spirit.
I mean, we're jacked in.
We are tied together.
You can be black, you can be white, you can be old, you can be young.
You love liberty?
We're brothers.
jordan holmes
Could you be Monica Lewinsky?
alex jones
That's what the enemy hates.
And so that's why I'm not going to be a hypocrite.
If I want to make a stupid joke about Bill Clinton, I'm going to make it.
Because I'm not a hypocrite.
I'll go protest them killing babies and stop them killing babies.
All those fake preachers telling you not to make a Bill Clinton or Monica Lewinsky joke, they're not going to be out there doing that because they're a bunch of Pharisees, the same type of people Christ beat with whips.
dan friesen
Okay.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
All of these preachers telling you not to make Bill Clinton jokes.
jordan holmes
I have been hearing that from so many religious figures for the past year entirely.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I think nonstop.
My childhood pastor sent me an email out of the blue.
He just said, this is just an email blast to whom it may concern.
dan friesen
Hey everyone, I've been noticing a problem in society and that is everyone's making too many Bill Clinton jokes.
jordan holmes
That's why the United Methodist Church broke up!
dan friesen
That's why the United Nations exists.
To make people stop making these Bill Clinton jokes.
God damn it!
Alex is so defensive.
He's like, I'm not going to be a hypocrite.
I'm going to make my Bill Clinton joke.
jordan holmes
It is incredible to me that By making a Bill Clinton joke, he is being hypocritical.
dan friesen
I don't know if he's being hypocritical.
And my issue with it isn't saying he shouldn't.
I'm saying that it's lame.
jordan holmes
It is lame.
dan friesen
We're past it.
My complaint is more like, this is lame.
Also, tactically, it doesn't seem like it's a great joke to make based on the impeachment parallels that may be brought to mind by it.
jordan holmes
You're not going to win me over by reminding me of a road hack that I worked with two years ago making Monica Lewinsky Bill Clinton jokes.
dan friesen
That's a very specific memory to evoke.
I'm not sure many of the people in his audience were going to be at that one-nighter.
jordan holmes
That's probably true.
dan friesen
So, like I said, Alex does a couple segments, and he comes back from break, and he's trying to cover that UN video about vaccines that he's been...
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
Bullshitting about.
jordan holmes
Of course, of course.
dan friesen
Which traces back to Del Bigtree and this anti-vax lobby.
jordan holmes
We're finally going to get it.
dan friesen
He rambles about that a bit, and that starts weaving into him talking about all of the nurses that he's talked to who have told him that they give babies shots and then they die and all this.
It's all very nonspecific.
I've heard him rant about this over and over again through the years, but I've never heard this.
I think Alex might reveal a source of information that I would say doesn't make him look good.
alex jones
But when you're with the doctor and they go to a Willie Nelson concert with you, they just start talking about all the stuff they've seen.
So, I mean, it's not like I'm just here just going, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you know, I'm making this stuff up.
I go to Willie Nelson concerts and dump Shiner Bot beers down the female doctor, and after about five beers, well, they start singing like a canary.
But I already know all that.
Do you understand?
dan friesen
What I do as a great journalist is I go to a Willie Nelson concert with a doctor, get her drunk, and then she says stuff that I repeat on air.
I start yelling and probably embellishing it.
That's not great journalistic.
That's not best practices.
unidentified
That's...
jordan holmes
I mean...
unidentified
I pour Shiner Box down her.
jordan holmes
I pour five Shiner Box down a female doctor's throat.
To get information.
dan friesen
But I already know all of it.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
That's bananas.
dan friesen
It makes him look like a real shit.
jordan holmes
Real creep.
That's a creepy fucking...
Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
Great.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
I assume he made a Cosby joke immediately following that, right?
Didn't?
That would have been more timely.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So that's about where I lost my patience for hours.
I listened to it.
jordan holmes
I'm done.
dan friesen
I listened to it a bit more, but it was very boring.
It didn't add anything to the conversation.
So that's the end of the 17th.
It's all a big ad he had there.
I was like, I don't know, this isn't quite enough for an episode.
So I started dipping around.
I was looking at stuff.
I watched some of the videos of Alex at the rally.
And, I mean, do you really...
A lot of it's kind of visual stuff.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You know, like, Alex clearly uncomfortable when someone asks him a question while he's just standing around on the street.
Or Alex poking his little head out of the truck and yelling 1776 bullshit.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
It's all kind of standard and, like, I don't know.
It's not all that interesting to me.
And so I started also, like, considering some Project Camelot stuff for this episode.
And I didn't find anything that was worth talking about.
So then I went to band.video.
Went to Alex's website.
His big video site.
And I can report that it's still all just InfoWars people.
All of his talk about providing a platform for all the band people.
jordan holmes
Hasn't really panned out.
dan friesen
It's not seemed to have materialized.
And I was looking over the channels, and a lot of them are very inactive.
A lot of them are, like, people are not posting stuff on there.
Some of them are, like, the last video was, like, three months ago.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Well, they couldn't get their supplements, so they haven't been able to make any videos.
dan friesen
Their videos haven't been passed organic.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So I was like, I don't know, man.
There's, like, a lot of John Bowne reports on here that I've never heard.
And then I was like, what's this?
Alex's son has his own channel.
jordan holmes
No!
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
dan friesen
Recently, Alex's son Rex has started his own show.
Now, the name of the show is I'm Not Bragging.
Which is interesting because the name of his show seems to be making fun of something his dad says all the time.
jordan holmes
It does seem to be that way.
Yes.
Wow.
dan friesen
I don't know if I would like it if my child named their show something that I said when I'm acting like a dick.
jordan holmes
I do remember that we should have named...
I do remember pitching the name of this show is My Dad is a Big Dumb Dumb.
That one didn't muster, right?
Possibly.
dan friesen
Possibly a bad strategy.
So, for the longest time, I've had a very hands-off approach to Rex.
And I still kind of do.
I don't think it would be a good idea to cover this show regularly.
But the fact is, he has his own show on the Infowars channel now.
So I decided I'm going to dip in and check out what it's all about.
jordan holmes
Stepping into our arena.
What are you going to do?
dan friesen
Now, his first episode, his first guest, is someone we are aware of.
And it is not somebody that...
Someone of his age and persuasion, you know, like an impressionable young man should be talking to, but he is.
Mic down for this because it's a surreal ride.
And I should tell you, just for a little bit of clarification, Rex has a birthmark on the side of his head.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So there's a reference to that at the beginning of this.
Sure.
You could probably gather that, but why not spell it out?
unidentified
Well, we're here.
Gavin McInnes.
jordan holmes
No!
unidentified
The first video on my new YouTube channel, so...
Starting off with a bang.
Yeah.
What's up, man?
Let's talk about your birthmarks.
What's going on with those?
Ooh.
Dude, I have so many people ask me if I have, like, a head injury.
I had one lady walk into, like, a Walmart, and she saw me and my dad walking out, and she accused him of beating me up and trying to call CPS when I was about eight years old, coming home from a t-ball game, walking out with, like, a Gatorade.
She physically tried to pull me away.
Yeah, that's kind of like the Twitter bird.
Oh.
I hear it looks like the Dove Min logo.
That's what my ex said.
The dove for men.
You should just get a tattoo of it.
Like a tattoo on top of it.
On the other side?
Chicks like that kind of stuff.
jordan holmes
They like anything remotely weird.
unidentified
Yeah, it's kind of unique.
I like that too, like if a girl has a unique feature.
Me too.
I saw you say that in a video once, and I totally agree.
That's my type.
If you like something that makes you different, don't get plastic surgery.
Don't change yourself.
No, no, no.
jordan holmes
We should talk about sex.
I want to talk about sex with you.
unidentified
Of course.
Not sex with you.
No.
gavin mcinnes
The only deal-breaker is we have are pizza tits, where there's absolutely nothing, no meat in there at all, like someone stole it.
unidentified
That's a deal-breaker.
jordan holmes
And then going bald is a deal-breaker.
gavin mcinnes
But cankles, acne scars, laugh lines, no boobs, boobs that are way too big, gap in the teeth.
jordan holmes
You know what I would like?
unidentified
A wandering eye.
That's unique.
She has to be super hot, obviously.
You're not going to have some fat chick with its crust.
I heard a saying once, you can be a 10 if you have small boobs and a nice ass, but you can't be a 10 if you have great boobs and no ass.
So think about that.
jordan holmes
That's a tough one.
gavin mcinnes
Asians often have no ass, and I don't think I've ever seen bad Asian boobs.
unidentified
Yeah, but that's unique.
That's a different category.
See, with the Koreans and the Filipinos, this should be your show.
This is fun, man.
dan friesen
That's about where I turned it off.
I was just like, what is this show?
jordan holmes
What is happening?
dan friesen
Baby 18-year-old son of Alex Jones talking to a gang leader about tits?
jordan holmes
This is the craziest fucking...
That's child abuse!
That's child abuse!
dan friesen
Why is that on Alex's network?
jordan holmes
Wow.
Just fucking wow.
dan friesen
It's absurdly...
Like, I mean, I can't tell if the intention is to be funny.
Like, I really can't, because neither of them are laughing until the end there when Gavin says, this should be your show.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So it seems like they're laughing at the idea that they're talking about this at the end.
But when he's saying, like, pizza tits and stuff like that, like, Rex isn't laughing.
Gavin's not laughing.
jordan holmes
No, they're very deadly serious.
dan friesen
There's only two deal breakers.
jordan holmes
Deadly serious.
dan friesen
And that's no tits?
Or if you're bald.
Hey, bad news for you ladies with cancer.
Oh, man.
This is repulsive.
jordan holmes
I mean, it's really making me rethink my next show, which was going to be me saying misogynist things to an eight-year-old, but now I'm starting to think it's a bad idea.
And then my other idea was saying racist shit to an eight-year-old, and that's even worse!
dan friesen
That'll be the next episode of Breakfast Show, I'm sure.
jordan holmes
I believe it.
dan friesen
Or later in the Gavin interview, and I just turned it off.
jordan holmes
I can't.
No.
dan friesen
What is this?
jordan holmes
What is this?
That was how it started.
That was how it started.
dan friesen
From the jump.
jordan holmes
From the jump.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
First thing that Gavin wanted to get off of his chest to a child.
dan friesen
Pizza tits.
jordan holmes
Yeah, man.
I don't even like him saying that.
That makes me feel really uncomfortable.
dan friesen
That's not an expression I was aware of.
jordan holmes
No.
No, me neither.
dan friesen
I'm still not entirely sure what he's referencing.
jordan holmes
I think he just made it up.
dan friesen
He might be.
jordan holmes
I think he just made it up.
dan friesen
Might be a Proud Boys thing.
jordan holmes
Ah, it could be.
dan friesen
Could be a Proud Boys thing.
jordan holmes
Jesus, these guys are such fucking creeps.
So gross.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's a gross thing to say.
dan friesen
I found that to be pretty surreal.
And also, just like, I can't, I know I've already said this, and I can't stress it.
I just need to bring sharp focus to this.
I understand that Rex is his son.
Why is this on the network?
jordan holmes
No, I don't understand.
I don't understand.
dan friesen
We're going to fight the globalists by talking about what is and is not acceptable in women if they want to be attractive.
jordan holmes
If a dude said that shit to me as a 32-year-old man, I'd immediately be like, hey, stop it.
That's fucking gross.
You're a gross adult.
dan friesen
But if you're an 18-year-old who was raised by Alex Jones, you may not know better.
jordan holmes
Exactly!
Which is why it's a problem to say this to an 18-year-old who was raised by Alex Jones.
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
So we have one last clip here, and I think it's another little piece of a grab bag here.
And so I mentioned that I went and I listened to some Project Camelot episodes in a pursuit of trying to find something, and there was nothing to be found.
But I also listened to some Bill Cooper episodes.
I randomly shot around to a couple episodes that looked interesting.
I found some interesting stuff, but it's stuff that'll take a little bit longer to develop into a fuller episode.
But one that really caught my eye was episode 156 of his Hour of the Time.
And it was called Proof of the New World Order Plans or whatever.
jordan holmes
Slash pizza tits?
No pizza tits.
Not on this one?
dan friesen
No.
This episode was not proof of the New World Order.
I will tell you that right now.
And it's not even, like, the proof that he gives is basically just op-eds that were written in newspapers in the 40s.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It's not really even compelling to deconstruct and explain why it means nothing.
Otherwise, we might have just done that as an episode if his proof was actually even interesting.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
But there's something in this episode that I thought, like, well, this is very much important.
And it's actually a dual importance.
This episode, or this clip here, is going to start with Bill Cooper doing an ad for the gold company.
That sponsors his show.
jordan holmes
Great.
Great.
Tell me it's not Ted Anderson.
dan friesen
It's not.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
It is a different gold company.
But this is something that I want to also have always wanted to stress.
And I think I've done this a little bit, but I think it always deserves more attention.
And that is that all of these people have gold companies behind them.
So many of these conspiracy operations have either their own...
A little cottage industry selling gold, or they're funded by gold salespeople.
jordan holmes
It's called Synergy, Dan.
dan friesen
Right.
Because it works really well.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You make people really afraid of societal collapse and paranoia and all that stuff.
You offer them the solution of gold as a sound investment that even if that happens, you'll be a king.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's perfect.
jordan holmes
I wonder who the first gold company was to figure that out.
Because it has to go back to the 1800s.
dan friesen
Probably.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
In some form or another.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So there's that similarity that I found really interesting.
And then, secondarily, there's another very big thing here that I was kind of taken aback by.
And reminder, this episode is from 1993.
This is two years before Alex got on air.
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unidentified
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unidentified
No!
Come on!
Really?
jordan holmes
Did he steal everything?
unidentified
Did he steal everything?
dan friesen
I told you that Bill Cooper uses thematic music throughout his episodes in order to sort of heighten and raise the mood of what he's talking about.
In this episode, it's called Proof of the New World Order Plans, which is definitely an episode that Alex would have probably listened to.
It might have been one of the main sorts of episodes that he would be drawn to.
Bill Cooper in trying to create the mood of this evil group.
That he is talking about their nefarious plans that you need to buy gold in order to make sure that you're able to survive.
He plays the fucking Imperial March that Alex plays on every one of his damn shows.
jordan holmes
That was the crucial mistake that so many people on Tatooine made.
They didn't put their money into gold.
That's why they're drinking all that weird milk.
Man, that's the whole situation.
dan friesen
That was in one of the novels.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That was discussed.
Yeah, so, I mean, obviously, it's impossible to say absolutely that Alex listened to this episode.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And then it was like, oh, that's really good.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But it also seems very possible.
jordan holmes
Literally everything in that clip is something that Alex does.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Up to and including claiming that if you don't buy this stuff, then the world will collapse without...
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
In order to protect...
Your family and the world, you need to buy gold from me.
dan friesen
From the person that I'm directing you to.
Yeah, and don't think it's not going to happen.
jordan holmes
It's going to happen.
dan friesen
You have less time than you think.
jordan holmes
You have no time.
dan friesen
The collapse is coming.
jordan holmes
I am going to play this song, though, so you have plenty of time.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's interesting because that's like a two-minute clip or so, and in it you just see a full embodiment of, like, that is Alex's operation.
It's cribbed.
jordan holmes
Immediately, yeah.
dan friesen
It's weird.
jordan holmes
That is exactly...
Wow, Alex stole fucking everything.
dan friesen
It does seem that way.
jordan holmes
What a dick.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Oh, we all should have listened to the Jedi.
They told us to buy gold.
Ben Kenobi, he made the mistake.
unidentified
Here we are.
jordan holmes
Here we are.
dan friesen
Dust farm or whatever?
jordan holmes
Exactly.
There we go.
There we go.
dan friesen
So, anyway, we come to the end of this, and, you know, it's a bit of a shorter episode, but, hey, it's a grab bag.
And, you know, I don't know.
I don't know what we walk away from this with other than...
Alex is a fucking thief.
jordan holmes
Gavin McGinnis is a creep.
dan friesen
Alex is a thief.
Lewinsky jokes are dumb in 2020.
jordan holmes
Still going.
dan friesen
And I think like...
Looking at the over-sensationalizing and hyping up of stuff in advance of this event in Virginia, and then pretending like, oh, the other side did that afterwards, and the way in which his rhetoric works to, no matter what happens, be on a side that he can move forward from, pretending he was right.
I think whenever those events happen, it's good to recognize this is the trick.
This is the cheap move that he's playing.
To keep people in pocket.
jordan holmes
There should be some sort of consequence for Paul Joseph Watson to pull that shit in the same day.
But there's just not going to be one.
dan friesen
But here's the thing.
He's already suffered those consequences.
No one takes him seriously.
So that's why you can do this without consequences because your life is a consequence.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
You are where you are.
dan friesen
Your station is the consequence.
You are seen as a liar, a fraud, and a propagandist by anybody who isn't on board with you.
And that's the consequence.
You can just do this stuff.
If you're already...
I don't know.
I don't know a good metaphor, but the one I was thinking of is like, if you're already blind, you can dump acid in your eyes.
jordan holmes
No, I mean...
dan friesen
Doesn't work.
jordan holmes
I mean, yeah.
That one's not going to go up in the pantheon like people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, but I think it's not terrible.
dan friesen
So, anyway, we'll be back on Friday with a normal episode, but until then...
We have a website.
jordan holmes
We do have a website.
It's knowledgefight.com, Dan.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter.
It's at knowledge underscore fight and I go to bed Jordan.
dan friesen
Yep.
We're also on Facebook.
jordan holmes
We are on Facebook.
And if you would like to download the show, please go to iTunes, rate, leave a review, et cetera, et cetera.
We love it.
dan friesen
Yep.
So we'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZX Clark.
I'm a big old horse pill.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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