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Oct. 18, 2019 - Knowledge Fight
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#357: October 16, 2019

Knowledge Fight’s #357 episode dissects Alex Jones’ October 16, 2019 broadcast, where he pivoted from bizarre religious conspiracy theories—like "black pyramids" and vampire-run Hollywood—to misrepresent The Good Doctor’s ratings (18M vs. reality’s <6M) and distort Tulsi Gabbard’s stance on gun laws. Jones and Carl Benjamin ("Sargon") ignored Trump’s 3,000-troop Saudi deployment while mocking Brittany Cooper’s obesity critique, twisting her 2001 Journal of the American Medical Women’s Association research into a "Trump blame" joke. Technical glitches and racist riffs underscored Jones’ cult-leaning propaganda, blending apocalyptic Christianity with shock-value trolling, raising concerns about his audience’s radicalization. [Automatically generated summary]

Participants
Main
a
alex jones
infowars 20:58
d
dan friesen
01:12:26
j
jordan holmes
20:16
Appearances
c
carl benjamin
02:10
Clips
k
kamala harris
00:17
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Speaker Time Text
unidentified
I have great respect for knowledge fight.
alex jones
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys.
alex jones
Knowledge fighters.
unidentified
Dan and Jordan.
Knowledge fight.
alex jones
Need fight.
Need money.
Reddler.
Andy in Kansas.
Andy and Dandy.
Andy and Dan.
Andy in Kansas.
unidentified
Andy.
It's time to pray.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the airplane for all of them.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a fifth pin color.
jordan holmes
I love your room.
unidentified
Knowledge fight.
alex jones
Knowledgefight.com.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
I'm Jordan.
We're a couple dudes.
Like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Indeed, we are, Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Dan!
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Have you ever played a regional card game?
Did you guys have one when you were growing up?
Like, we played Euchre.
dan friesen
Oh, sure.
I know a lot of people from the Detroit-ish area.
I'm thinking of one guy specifically.
jordan holmes
A lot of people.
dan friesen
He loves Euchre.
I don't know.
I don't know if it's regional, but there was a card game called Dutch Blitz that my family is really big into.
jordan holmes
I've never heard of that.
dan friesen
It's a Mennonite card game.
My dad comes from a Mennonite family.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And I guess my mom has just joined up.
jordan holmes
Joined up with the team?
dan friesen
Well, she went to Black.
jordan holmes
She's a Mennonite wonk.
dan friesen
She went to a Mennonite college is where they met.
Oh, even though she wasn't from the Mennonite communities.
But yeah, Dutch Blitz is pretty fun.
It's a really high, high, fast-paced, high-intensity game.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Card game where you're trying to stack numbers on top of each.
It's crazy.
jordan holmes
Oh, you're stacking numbers?
It's not like a trick game where you're winning hands or anything like that.
dan friesen
No, it's really intense, and it leads to fights.
jordan holmes
It's the monopoly of card games.
dan friesen
There's a lot of accusations of cheating.
It's never a good time.
It's a fun game, but it really gets out of hand, especially because it's always families playing together.
jordan holmes
Naturally, naturally.
So blood feuds come up out of nowhere.
dan friesen
You use two hands.
It's no good.
jordan holmes
A resentment.
dan friesen
Yeah.
But on the box, it does say that it is a wonderful goot game.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
dan friesen
It harkens back to these Dutch rules.
jordan holmes
So it's Pennsylvania Dutch, not just Dutch.
dan friesen
Oh, boy.
It's fun, though.
Dutch Blitz is great.
Everyone should go check it out.
jordan holmes
Give it a shot.
dan friesen
Yeah.
This is a podcast where I know a lot about Dutch Blitz and the crises that come from playing it.
And I know a lot about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
And I don't know anything about either.
dan friesen
Nope.
So, Jordan, today we are in the present day a little bit.
I had a bit of a struggle trying to figure out what we were going to cover on today's episode.
I went through a lot of options.
I tried to find something in the Wacky Wednesday canon and did not.
I came up empty.
I considered covering a spat, a very public spat that Alex Jones had with noted anti-Semite Owen Benjamin, who used to be one of his employees.
Sure, sure.
Until he started saying good things about Hitler.
jordan holmes
Now that's troublesome.
I don't know who to support in that public spat.
dan friesen
Neither.
This is an alien versus predator situation.
jordan holmes
Whoever wins, we die.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So I considered that, but I started listening to Owen Benjamin's live streams about Alex, and I realized that as much as he is calling him like a drunk and an idiot, which is fun, he's also saying some really, really fucked up stuff that doesn't have any place on this show.
jordan holmes
Naturally, naturally.
dan friesen
So I figured like that's no good.
So I decided, let's stay around in the present day.
And so today we're going to be looking at October 16th, 2019.
And I think this is a really messed up episode of Alex's show.
So I actually do think it is worthwhile for us to go over it, even if we just did do a present day episode on Wednesday.
I still think there's a different thing you're seeing here.
jordan holmes
He's not depressed and hungover.
dan friesen
He may be a little bit depressed, but it's weird.
I think that we're seeing some real dangerous trends that I think a lot of people would be wise to pay attention to for what they suggest may come in the future.
jordan holmes
Portend.
dan friesen
Yes.
But before we get to that, let's take a little moment, Jordan, and say thank you to some folks who have signed up and are supporting the show.
jordan holmes
Yay.
dan friesen
So first of all, Chris, thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
The conspiracy grows.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Chris.
Welcome.
dan friesen
Jared, thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Thank you, Jared.
jordan holmes
Next, Jared.
dan friesen
Next, John, thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Thank you so much.
jordan holmes
Thank you, John.
dan friesen
Next, Frederick, thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you, Frederick.
jordan holmes
Thank you.
Frederick.
dan friesen
Next, Zach, thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you, Zach.
unidentified
Zach.
dan friesen
Next.
jordan holmes
Space Command, Zach, right?
dan friesen
Yeah, probably.
Oh, yeah.
And finally, I'd like to say thank you to a couple people who donated on an elevated level.
We appreciate that very much.
So, first of all, Peter from Denmark.
Thank you so much.
And second, Mary Catherine.
Thank you so much.
You are now both wonderful technocrats.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
Crikey, Mike.
That's fantastic.
Have yourself a burden.
How's your 401k doing, bro?
We got to go full-tilt buggy on this, Watson, all right?
Let's just get down to business.
We ain't making that money off that heroin.
Why are you pimps so good?
My neck is freakishly large.
I declare info war on you.
dan friesen
Thank you so much, Peter from Denmark and Mary Catherine.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much, Peter from Denmark.
Does that cover all Peters from Denmark or just that specific?
dan friesen
Singular, Peter, not Peters.
jordan holmes
Not the conspiracy of Peters from Denmark.
dan friesen
No, no, and it would be, what would it be?
Ooh, it would be a plethora of Peters.
jordan holmes
Good pull.
Good pull on too bad.
I appreciate that pull.
dan friesen
Thank you so much.
If you're out there listening and you're thinking, hey, I would like to join the conspiracy of Chris's, maybe if your name is Chris.
jordan holmes
Or the plethora of Peters.
dan friesen
Or hop on the pontoon of Peters.
jordan holmes
I like that.
Or if you're just from Denmark.
alex jones
Yeah.
Yeah.
dan friesen
If you'd like to support the show, you can do that by going to our website, KnowledgeFight.com, clicking the button that says support the show.
We would appreciate it.
jordan holmes
That'd be lovely.
dan friesen
All right, Jordan, let's get down to business.
unidentified
Yay!
dan friesen
So before we do, though, here is an out-of-context drop from today's show.
alex jones
I got Trump's butt now.
Does that mean I'm gay?
Woo!
unidentified
Woo!
jordan holmes
I mean, I only have one question for you, Dan.
dan friesen
What's that?
jordan holmes
Why?
unidentified
Woo!
jordan holmes
That's why.
dan friesen
Okay.
I'd play that clip despite its stupidity because I want to demonstrate how this show is going to end.
That's the sort of mode he's in at the end.
jordan holmes
Lasciviously?
dan friesen
Well, it's going to end in this dumb fucking around nonsensical, like, hey, I like Trump's butt.
Am I gay because of it?
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
That sort of bullshit is where we're going to end.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
It begins with, let's kill all the libs.
dan friesen
Not far off.
jordan holmes
Yeah, okay, of course.
dan friesen
It's mostly important to play that, I think, because as we get started with the episode, the tone is so completely different.
And to know that that's where it's heading, I think adds some sort of value.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
So we start off with Alex being very grandiose about the beginning of his show.
Like his show has this real sincere, very serious message and purpose today.
alex jones
Just minutes ago, I was in the control room standing over one of the riders.
Oh my God, that's kind of a headline to today's live show.
We put a page out every day that has the live feed posted right there.
So you don't have to go to banned.video or infowars.com forward slash show.
It's easy to share that way.
And it thematically says what the broadcast deals with.
And there's a quote from me up there saying this will be the most important broadcast I've ever done.
And it will be the most important broadcast I've ever done in 25 years on air.
If I can just execute laying out the information in a calm, reasoned way.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
So much for the days.
Yeah, so much for that.
dan friesen
So much for the days after the Boston bombing, too.
And this was the most important broadcast I've ever done in my career.
I guess this trumps that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
That's pretty good.
jordan holmes
I imagine he needs to self-immolate at the end of the episode for it to be the most important broadcast.
unidentified
Nope.
dan friesen
He just dicks around with Sargon of a Khan yelling a bunch of dumb bullshit.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
So that's, again, where we end the episode.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So, Alex, this is the most important broadcast ever if he's able to focus and execute his plan.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And you might be asking, like, why?
What makes it spoiler alert?
It's not the most important broadcast ever.
I mean, that should be implied.
But you might ask, why is this day so important?
And thankfully, Alex does have an answer for that.
alex jones
I've talked a lot about how I've been very frustrated the last few months on air and off-air.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
alex jones
And how my mind's been working like a splinter inside of it.
Wanting to find the lever to defeat the globalist and knowing that it was hiding in plain view, but that my conscious mind simply couldn't grasp it.
And then last night, as I was laying in bed at about midnight after I'd been up here co-hosting with the debates, the fourth round of Democrat debates in Westerville, Ohio, it hit me.
And then I just had great restful sleep until I woke up at 6 a.m. this morning.
And I woke up refreshed and knew the mission that needed to be carried out.
dan friesen
This is real weird.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Alex has known how to defeat the globalists.
He figured it out.
He had an epiphany.
jordan holmes
You know what else could feel like a splinter in your brain?
dan friesen
What's that?
jordan holmes
A tumor.
Maybe he has a tumor.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's a possibility.
I don't know.
So he's had this epiphany.
He's figured out what we got to do.
It's been in plain view.
I couldn't accept it.
Sure.
This is going to end bad.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, whatever your plan is, it's either going to be the most disappointing, trite thing ever or it's going to be we got to kill everybody.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
You know, the way he's getting into this subject, it's like, hey, you know what?
It's super easy, but we just couldn't bear to see the solution.
It's like, uh-oh.
jordan holmes
You know what I realized?
I realized that we need to live in the now, guys.
We spend too much time worrying about the past and the future.
We need to live in the now.
unidentified
And the now says, murder everyone.
dan friesen
It does feel like it could be anywhere on that spectrum from trite self-help to overtly like, it's wartime.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or just God is going to be good or whatever.
dan friesen
Sure, but that falls under the triton.
jordan holmes
That's true, Alex.
dan friesen
For sure.
So I didn't know where this was going to go.
And as he keeps talking, we learned that I guess defeating globalists involves a ritual or something.
I'm not entirely sure.
This is a little confusing.
alex jones
Then, this morning, while the blood was pumping through my brain when I was working out, I achieved.
jordan holmes
Oh no.
alex jones
That vision of understanding that I knew others will achieve when they carry out this ritual.
jordan holmes
Sacrifice?
alex jones
And then I realized that this is what the enemy fears more than anything.
And this is what night and day they work to make sure you never discover.
dan friesen
So we're not specific at this point at all.
jordan holmes
No, I have no idea.
dan friesen
My mind is reeling when I'm listening to this.
I'm like, I am on the edge of my seat because, like, this is I'm so used to being disappointed by Alex.
I don't care if I get excited and then it's a letdown.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
That doesn't affect me too much.
It's just like, oh, once again, Alex, you've won.
But I was like, what is he going to advocate for?
Like, because the way he's building this up, this is the most important show I've ever done.
I had an epiphany on the easy way to defeat the globalists.
It's a ritual, and the globalists are afraid of me talking about this ritual.
Like, oh man, this could go so many bad directions.
jordan holmes
Did he see that viral photograph of all the blood in that basement or whatever?
dan friesen
You must have.
jordan holmes
He's like, that's the ritual we need to do.
Pour blood into everyone's basements.
dan friesen
Probably saw something.
Who knows?
Anyway, in this next clip, he sort of negates most of his career and says that it's all child's play compared to what we're going to do now.
alex jones
All of my previous work is child's play.
Nothing but preparatory events setting the stage for what's going to come.
And you are the answer.
You hold the power.
When, like a plant, you turn your face towards God.
dan friesen
So at this point, I'm starting to think that maybe it's just about accepting Jesus.
Yeah, I'm starting to think that this is all just like a really dramatic call to come down and have.
He's just a guy at like, what do they call them?
The tent temple.
jordan holmes
The revivals.
dan friesen
Yeah.
It's just that.
That's kind of where my head's at now as I'm listening to this.
jordan holmes
The ritual is baptism.
More than a regular, regular old baptism.
dan friesen
It must be.
That's basically where my head's at as I'm listening to this.
I'm like, okay, this is just, you didn't have much to talk about.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
You probably weren't paying attention to the debates, so you don't really have anything to cover there other than yelling your normal stuff about Elizabeth Warren and Bernie and blah, blah, blah.
jordan holmes
I don't blame him for not paying attention to the debates.
dan friesen
Sure, fine.
But you have a different job than him.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's true.
dan friesen
And his job is supposed to be a newsman.
Instead, he's just rambling about.
I had an epiphany that we could defeat the globalists by accepting Jesus.
Isn't that something you've been saying for a long time?
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, that sounds about right.
dan friesen
It doesn't seem like this is the fruit of an epiphany.
Seems very much just a performance that he's putting on here.
jordan holmes
It's a tree in the river that's covered in blood that we have to do because Thomas Jefferson and there's a wilting aspect or something.
dan friesen
Yeah, but at this point, it's still not entirely sure.
Like, you know, the clues that I'm getting from context lead me to believe he's just going to be like, so we accept Jesus.
Yeah, yeah.
But he's not been specific.
And the ritual, you could say it's baptism.
You could do whatever.
Anything's possible, but he's still not specific.
And so he comes back from break and he talks a little more.
alex jones
I have been spending the last three months or so very, very frustrated, very pregnant with an idea that I knew was hiding in plain view right in front of me.
But my subconscious and my spirit Was hiding from it because I didn't want the responsibility and also I am ashamed of myself.
And that's really the truth.
Now, I tell you this because it's important to understand that, to understand why all of us who don't openly, consciously, willfully serve darkness still tend to bow to it.
And it's a riddle that if you have the answer to, you really have the keys to eternity.
dan friesen
So we're still not clear on this.
Although now I'm starting to get those sort of echoes of the other day, like a couple days back, Alex saying that God is calling him to declare himself a leader.
Right, right.
jordan holmes
He's Jesus now.
dan friesen
I don't know if that's necessarily the way he'd put it, but I'm starting to get little kernels of that.
I'm starting to feel like, uh-oh.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Alex, are you building up to declare yourself a religious leader?
jordan holmes
Yeah, full-blown cult.
dan friesen
Let's just do it.
It really has that feeling now.
But again, he's not being specific.
I don't know what he's talking about.
So in this next clip, Alex admits that all along he's known how to defeat the globalists, which raises the question.
jordan holmes
Why haven't you done so?
dan friesen
That's certainly not to this point.
That's certainly the first question I would ask.
unidentified
That seems like a very quick solution if you already know how.
alex jones
I have known how to defeat the globalist all along.
And that's not just a statement or a claim.
When I break down how we defeat the New World Order, Satan's world government, you're all going to say, well, of course, that's obvious.
That's on its face.
That's prima facie.
That speaks for itself.
Weaponized affairs.
unidentified
It is truth.
alex jones
But knowing what's true is only the gateway to the action.
jordan holmes
Spit it out.
alex jones
Then, once you know that truth that you hide from, shut the fuck up.
Taking on the full responsibility and then stepping into that office, stepping into that birthright, stepping into that place.
Carrying out God's will and what must be done.
dan friesen
So when you start talking like that, you know, what must be done, we've been hiding from what must be done.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
Birthright is involved.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're starting to make me feel a bit worried.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
Especially when, you know, step into that office that has also the connotation of like claim this leadership role.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
And I wouldn't think that at all.
I would just think he's rambling about nothing if he didn't talk days prior about God calling him to declare himself a leader.
alex jones
Right.
dan friesen
So that that this exists, this quote-unquote epiphany that he's had exists within the context of that.
And that's troubling.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
The next sentence I'm worried is going to be like, now, was the Holocaust so bad?
dan friesen
I mean, you're using exaggeration, but like, the way he's when you hear people talk, especially people of the sort of inclinations that Alex has about doing what must be done, it's generally not like positive things.
It usually has like, well, we've been pretending we don't want violence for a long time.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And now it's finally time to do what must be done.
Our enemies are demons, so fuck it.
jordan holmes
What must be done is going and getting ice cream.
dan friesen
Now, to be fair to Alex at this point, and he's not going to go into that direction.
He's not saying overtly or explicitly, like, got to do this violence shit or anything like that.
But these tones, these themes that are coming up in the way he's presenting this religious epiphany are just troubling.
You usually don't see them outside of really negative contexts.
jordan holmes
We should not commit violence.
Wink, wink.
Did I say the wink part out loud?
I didn't mean to say wink.
dan friesen
So Alex now gets to a little bit more specifics.
And if you really listen to what he's saying here about these demon enemies that he has, I think you'll find some pretty troubling ideas.
alex jones
So let me lay it out.
The enemy, by being abused as children or having genetic predisposition towards it, by training, by lust, by a lot of different ways, prepare themselves to take on the evil operating system, the spirit of Satan.
They actively do that.
They go through rituals.
They go through training to be able to throw off any connection to God, to harden their hearts, and to willfully cut themselves off from God so they can be with Satan.
dan friesen
Willfully.
jordan holmes
We're switching to Linux.
alex jones
We have to consciously decide to be with God.
dan friesen
Okay, so there's the prescription sort of of it.
We have to consciously decide to be with God.
This is not an epiphany.
This is the same shit you talk about all the fucking time.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
But as soon as Alex started talking on this episode, I got a strong sense he was just going to end up with this being an evangelical speech.
And it looks like that prediction wasn't too far off, basically, from all everything he's saying.
His big revelation, this breakthrough, seems to be that his enemies are into Satan, and so his buddies have to be into God that much more.
That's a huge disappointment, you know, but it always is whenever he builds something up at all.
It's never not a dud.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
However, the interesting thing about the way he's presenting things here is that he gives three examples for how people prepare to be with Satan.
And this is not something I've heard him talk about in the past.
The least interesting example is through, quote, training and lust.
I have no idea what that means, but I assume he watched Eyes Wide Shut recently.
That's got to be what's in the back of his mind.
The other two examples about how people prepare, and he said willfully doing these things to get into Satan, they're super fucked up.
And if Alex is sincere about what he's putting into the world, I think this makes him a bigger monster than even we give him credit for.
Because apparently, being the survivor of childhood abuse is preparation for being into Satan, according to Alex.
Even someone as callous and cruel as Alex, even from him, that's a shocking statement.
That's a really, really fucked up thing to be like, oh, this is part of preparation to go away from God.
And as troubling as that idea is, I think his other example is probably worse.
What's a genetic predisposition for getting into Satan?
jordan holmes
I don't...
Light refracts off their skin.
dan friesen
How exactly does genetics play into that at all?
There's no way that what he's saying isn't that some sorts of people are just biologically susceptible to being into Satan.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
dan friesen
I would love for him to clarify exactly what sort of genetic link he's discovered here, but I think having listened to as much of his show as I have, I already know the answer.
jordan holmes
Well, it's quick.
You can see them right away, if you know what I mean.
Wink, wink.
Damn it.
Did I say wink again?
Shit.
dan friesen
Two out of the three ways he's given here for how people become part of his enemy team are things that are completely out of their control.
One of them is being the victim of a crime, and the other is based on genetics.
I don't understand how someone who yells about free will all the time and all that is just lumping people around like this for things that they didn't have any choice in.
Like, I just, I think it's really fucked up.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, I guess the idea behind that is if they don't have any choice to do it, then it's not their choice to stop doing it in the same way.
You know what I'm saying?
dan friesen
You can't be a free will guy and believe that.
alex jones
Right.
jordan holmes
Well, naturally.
dan friesen
You legitimately cannot.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, if you think everybody's a demon, I don't know.
He's just, he's removing agency from all of his enemies.
So there's no point in like these people can't do anything.
They're genetically predisposed to it.
dan friesen
When he's pressed to the wall in the middle of his bizarre religious rant at the beginning of this episode, slow rant, but a rant nonetheless.
The three things that he's able to come up with, examples for like rituals that people willingly, willfully go through to become Satanists.
Those are the examples that he gives.
And I just don't, I don't think that you can live in a society well and hold those sorts of beliefs.
jordan holmes
You know what one of those rituals is?
dan friesen
What's that?
jordan holmes
You get hit a lot while you have to recite cereal.
I'm pretty sure that's the names of cereal.
I'm pretty sure that's how it works.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's probably.
So Alex has talked a little bit about this shame that he feels and this, you know, why if this answer is so easy, why won't people go for it?
And it's because of sin.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
alex jones
You feel ashamed because you're in the presence of God and there is the genetic sin of your ancestors.
There is the current sin that just means false programs against God's larger plan.
And you have this free will.
jordan holmes
Yeah, God said that.
unidentified
I remember.
alex jones
The devil is able to then manipulate you to feel like you're not worthy to have communion with God and that you're not worthy to be a leader.
So the average Christian or the person that's connected to God basically disconnects from God and thinks that, well, you know, that's something that I can't really be a part of because it's so magnificent and so timeless and so powerful that you want to crawl under a rock.
Now, the occultists just want to get it completely out of the universe because then they think they wouldn't feel so bad about themselves.
dan friesen
I just hear there Alex talking about more or less a rationalization for himself declaring himself a religious leader.
Yeah.
Because that most people won't do this because of shame and this guilt.
And they won't stand in the presence of God because it feels like he's talking about things that have held him back from declaring himself a religious leader.
Feeling like I am a pile of shit.
I feel a psychodrama being played out, more or less.
But in the context of projecting it onto believers in the audience.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
The thing that confuses me, or it doesn't confuse me, it's obvious and it's stupid.
But if the vast majority of evangelisms, like 90% plus evangelicals, voted for and support Trump no matter what, and he's saying that the average Christian is full of shit and is in league with the devil, basically, then I think he's saying he's a Satanist.
dan friesen
That's right.
jordan holmes
One more in the bucket.
dan friesen
Reconcile that in that bucket.
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Anyway, we get to the solution in this next clip.
alex jones
So if you talk about solutions, just on its face, praying is the solution.
Getting close to God is the solution.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but what's the final solution?
alex jones
Asking God to come into you and to lead you and to guide you and to direct you.
And then, if God is in you, you will go out like a heat-seeking missile.
You will go out and find corruption.
You will go out and you will expose it.
And you will have a magic touch at doing it.
And the enemy will see it and will absolutely come after you.
But that's a good thing.
You should not have any fear of Satan or his minions and his slaves.
dan friesen
So Alex is, you know, he's now giving the idea, I guess, that you accept Jesus and you give magic anti-corruption powers.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Which is good.
jordan holmes
What if the Bible was just the Old Testament and the letter to Thessalonians is basically what we're looking at right now.
None of that whole Jesus stuff.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Jesus sucks, man.
He's all like, don't kill people.
dan friesen
And no.
It's strange.
So I don't know how much I believe necessarily in magic anti-corruption powers, but whatever.
Alex goes to break and he comes back going whole hog, just really diving in, and he's just now reading scripture.
unidentified
So chapter two: 1-7.
alex jones
For God hath not given us the spirit of fear, but of power and of love and of a sound mind.
Sound mind, meaning we understand things.
We're not easily manipulated or lied to or conned.
We have discernment.
We see through the enemy's plans.
jordan holmes
She pretended.
alex jones
We see far.
You look at their minions.
They are dumbed down.
They are unhealthy.
They are stupid.
They'll believe one lie after the next.
They'll see something discredited, disproven, and the establishment will change a 180 and they'll adopt that right away because they are given over to strong delusion.
dan friesen
Yeah, that doesn't sound like you.
jordan holmes
Wow.
That is a word-for-word description of himself.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's pretty crazy.
That is insane.
jordan holmes
Unhealthy, stupid.
unidentified
Whenever the administration changes, he'll do a 180.
jordan holmes
Holy shit is he dead on.
dan friesen
Yep, that's gaslighting.
That is pretty hard.
unidentified
Whoa.
dan friesen
So now Alex has reached the point of him just reading scripture on air coming out of commercial breaks, which is a great development.
jordan holmes
Sure.
He points out that if you level up, you get to use magic anti-corruption touch three times per day, and you only have to rest once.
I know the deal.
dan friesen
So this verse is 2 Timothy 1:7, which is part of a letter that Paul was writing to his friend Timothy, who's in charge of his church in Ephesus.
Paul was in prison at the time, so that's why there's kind of a reassuring tone of like, God has given us this sound mind.
jordan holmes
Don't worry about it.
You're in the middle of the day.
dan friesen
I'm in prison.
jordan holmes
Don't worry about it.
dan friesen
Anyway, just because it's fun, here's some other quotes from 2 Timothy that Alex should think about.
Chapter 2, verse 16 says, quote, shun profane and vain babblings, for they will increase unto more ungodliness.
I can't think of a better description of Alex's retelling of the three little pigs from Wednesday than profane and vain babbling.
That chapter also says, quote, the servant of God must not strive, but be gentle unto all men, apt to teach, patient, in meekness instructing those that oppose themselves.
I can think of few things that describe Alex less than gentle unto all, apt to teach, and patient.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's no good.
dan friesen
In chapter 4 of 2 Timothy, Paul instructs Timothy to bring him his cloak and talks about Alexander the coppersmith, who he hopes will be punished by God.
Just talk some shit about this coppersmith he doesn't like.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but he was a dick.
dan friesen
It's a weird book.
jordan holmes
You got to give him that.
He was a dick.
dan friesen
I don't know anything about Alexander the Copper Smith.
jordan holmes
Have you ever met a coppersmith?
dan friesen
I have not.
jordan holmes
Uniformly douchebags.
dan friesen
But my question is, largely, if Alex is so ready to cite this verse out of context, why is he silent on the matter of Alexander the Coppersmith?
jordan holmes
That's a good question.
dan friesen
Why is Alex dodging the question of the coppersmith?
jordan holmes
Alex Coppermith's just Coppersmith Jones.
I knew it.
dan friesen
I'm a Coppersmith truther.
jordan holmes
Alex is a Coppersmith.
dan friesen
I think he's in the pocket of Mega Alexander the Coppersmith.
jordan holmes
Does Coppersmith start with a Q?
unidentified
No.
Oh.
jordan holmes
Aha.
dan friesen
So in this next club, I think we get the sense that this has all just been a prelude to him trying to get his audience to accept Jesus.
alex jones
And it's the realization that you don't have to have all the answers.
Your will is not going to defeat Satan.
But the gifts God's given you.
And if you tie in to God and just say, I have free will, but I ask you into my heart and I ask you to lead God and direct me.
And I ask you to show me what to do.
Then it will all follow and you will experience an intensifying relationship as you're ready to handle it.
dan friesen
I'm not against people who are religious.
I am not against Christianity.
I am not against Christians.
I'm not against Muslims.
I'm not against anybody of any faith.
I'm against this.
I do not think that this is sincere.
I think this is a guy pivoting his con.
Like, I just think, I think what you're seeing here is somebody who's like, all right, I'm not making money doing this anymore.
The ship is falling apart.
Even if I get sued out of my entire existence by the Sandy Hook lawsuit, which James Fetzer just lost.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he just got his father.
dan friesen
Alex has got to be completely worried about.
So if, you know, Alex recognizes that even if I do completely self-destruct on that path, there may be a future for me until evangelism.
alex jones
Oh, absolutely.
dan friesen
Jim Baker can go to prison for defrauding people and come back and now have a compound in the Ozarks and still make tons of money doing this.
alex jones
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
Alex has to recognize that that is a safe refuge for me.
jordan holmes
For sure.
dan friesen
And he's always been fairly religious, but the amplification of it, just even in the last week, has been pretty severe.
God is calling me to declare myself in a leadership position, the first fucking hour of his show being this bizarre religious pageant.
I don't feel like anybody should feel ashamed of having religious beliefs or anything like that.
And it's not my business or interest on this podcast to be like, you're stupid if you believe in God or anything like that.
I respect everybody and their religious beliefs.
I don't respect people using it as a weapon against their audience.
And that's all I see going on here.
So when I critique this, it's not critiquing somebody who wants someone to accept Jesus.
It could be easy to get that twisted, and that is not what I'm responding to.
I'm responding to religion being used as a trick.
jordan holmes
Sincerely wanting to accept Jesus is as far away from what it is he's asking you to do as can possibly be right now.
Yeah.
He's just like, look, I made all this money working.
If I become a cult leader, I can make the same amount of money and I don't have to work.
Why didn't I do this in the beginning?
dan friesen
To an extent, I mean, you'd probably still do some of the same work because his work is just yelling.
jordan holmes
Well, Jim Baker is still, he's technically still working.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
No, totally.
And I think it's a smart move on his part.
I don't know if that's what he's doing, but it's the feeling that you get from listening to.
If you listen to an episode like this, you're like, I don't know what this has to do with the Democratic debates.
I don't know what this has to do with Congress.
You're just trying to get people into your version of religion that you seem to be the head of.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I have a question.
If he pivots to a religious leader situation and creates his own organization, would he be able to create a Twitter account for that organization?
dan friesen
Probably not.
unidentified
Oh, yeah?
dan friesen
Well, I mean, we learned that Tommy Robinson and Sargon of Akkad, when they tried to get Twitter accounts for their runs for Parliament in the UK, they were still like, fuck off.
Yeah, yeah.
So I think that Alex probably wouldn't be able to rebrand and then come back to social media.
unidentified
Could.
dan friesen
But I don't know.
I mean, like, it would be super easy.
Like, a lot of the same stuff that he talks about could just be done in a purely religious context.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, the globalists, you know, they're just demons.
They already are.
All the stuff about animal-human hybrids and all that shit could just be repackaged.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Steve Quayle, one of his old guests, he's been on Jim Baker's show.
Like, he could just pivot towards them.
Yeah.
I mean, it wouldn't be hard.
jordan holmes
Yeah, close down Infowars, lay low for six months, become a religious figure, and they're golden.
dan friesen
I think you might need more than six months because he does have the actual lawsuit, the trial.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's true.
Yeah, yeah.
You got to let that one.
dan friesen
I think he's got to sell off the warehouse, get enough money to weather that storm, and then come back in some form as purely religious outlet.
And then any kind of attempts at censoring him become even more compelling because he's like, I'm just trying to block my religion or whatever.
And it would be one thing, I think, if he was legitimately trying to just say, hey, I believe in Christianity, and I want as many people to know the joys and the love that comes from Christianity.
But the issue is, while he's trying to proselytize and get people into God and Jesus, he's also saying, don't go to church.
alex jones
See, a lot of people have connections to God, but the false churches lure them to them so that these Satanists and others can control you and misdirect you.
And because you have the real light in you, they want to send you out to bring other people to them so they can then flip it and take control of that whole flock of people and lead them into a spider hole.
And that's how this works.
dan friesen
So most churches, you know, false churches, all these false glitterbug churches out there, who knows what exactly falls under that heading?
It's not specific enough.
It's probably any church you might go to.
jordan holmes
For sure.
dan friesen
They're really just satanic traps.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
What church did you go to?
dan friesen
What do you mean?
jordan holmes
When you were younger.
dan friesen
Are you asking sincerely?
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
Oh.
jordan holmes
Because it's a spider trap.
dan friesen
Okay, yeah.
I mean, that might be true.
It wasn't mega church.
jordan holmes
Oh, well, that's fair.
dan friesen
But, like, still, like, what you're doing here is trying to get people into a specific niche.
Your extreme right-wing, possibly Christian identity-leaning religious beliefs, that's what you want people to subscribe to with a religious fervor, as opposed to just being interested in bringing people to Jesus.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And that is a problem.
That is fucked up.
jordan holmes
And he's basically saying, no matter what anybody else says about Jesus, you can only listen to me.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Which is definitely not a hallmark of a cult leader at all.
dan friesen
And if their stuff conflicts with his stuff, they're the devil.
Spider trap.
jordan holmes
There you go.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And if your family goes to that church, spiders.
You stay with me.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So Alex talks about how God wants you to marry life, but Satan wants to torture you.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
alex jones
God wants you to marry into life and his creation.
Literally.
jordan holmes
Till death do you part?
alex jones
It's a love affair.
Satan wants to torture your soul because it's all Satan has.
Satan is a loser.
Satan is a joke.
But God did create Satan and knew what Satan was going to do as a tester because God has to have his children tested and had to give his free will and can't stand to watch how many people fall.
But that's the way the universe works.
unidentified
That's what free will is all about.
alex jones
It's time to choose your destiny.
dan friesen
So he's, you know, going on, like, that's what free will is about.
When you've already said most of these people are Satanists or into the devil because of things that had nothing to do with their free will.
jordan holmes
Right.
So only white people are given free will.
alex jones
I don't know.
dan friesen
I don't know what fucking contradiction, how he's able to get around that in his mind somehow, being obsessed with free will and then maligning people because of being the victims of crimes or their genetic makeup.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's fucking stupid.
This is all incredibly dumb and kind of transparent on a certain level.
Like, I don't know if he's going to pull the trigger and actually go through with any of those things that we're talking about.
Like the idea of coming back and rebranding as a church or whatever.
But if he were to do it, this is how you would start it.
This is the kind of behavior you would expect from somebody who wants to make that pivot.
Now, I'm not predicting shit because Alex is a crazy person.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
You know, that prediction could be entirely bad, and maybe he's just in a weird mood and felt like preaching.
jordan holmes
That could be.
Yeah.
dan friesen
But, you know, a couple days ago, him saying that he wanted to, or God was telling him to be a leader, you know, declare himself a leader.
Then a couple days later, this popping up on the show.
It just feels, I don't know, messed up.
There's no other way.
jordan holmes
Correct me if I'm wrong, but if I remember my Bible, it seems like God made it clear on multiple occasions that it was blasphemous to tell him what his reasons for doing anything are, or even try and tell other people why God does whatever he does.
And apparently, Alex has a direct line to here's why God does everything.
dan friesen
I mean, Alex is.
jordan holmes
He's very blasphemous.
dan friesen
You think that's blasphemy?
unidentified
I would say it is.
jordan holmes
It would literally be remind me of taking the Lord's name in vain.
dan friesen
Another thing that I think is really funny is that, so Alex is like, you know, the verse that he pulled that he was reading was from 2 Timothy.
And I would ask him, if he wants to declare himself a religious leader, I think he should read 1 Timothy also, because in 1 Timothy 3, it discusses the requirements of someone who will be considered to be a bishop in the church in Paul's church.
jordan holmes
I bet he meets and fulfills all of them.
dan friesen
It's from chapter 3, verse 2.
Quote, a bishop must be above reproach, married only once, temperate, sensible, respectable, hospitable, an apt teacher, not a drunkard, not violent, but gentle, not quarrelsome, and not a lover of money.
Those are 11.
Those are 11 qualifications.
unidentified
Wow.
dan friesen
Alex is 0 for 11.
jordan holmes
0 for 11.
He doesn't even get one.
Damn.
dan friesen
It's almost impressive how all of those do not describe him.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Alex couldn't even be a bishop.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
He can move diagonally, though.
So there is that.
dan friesen
Don't look at him.
jordan holmes
He's one for 12.
dan friesen
Don't look at 1 Timothy.
Only 2 Timothy matters.
Great.
Go talk to Alexander the Coppersmith.
Right the wrongs of Paul.
Who cares?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So anyway, that was how Alex went out to commercial with that sort of, you got to choose a side.
And here's how it comes back from commercial.
alex jones
He's hit show The Good Doctor that routinely has 18 million viewers.
That's more than a Monday night football game.
Dedicated an entire episode a few nights ago to demonizing yours truly.
dan friesen
It's a special report.
jordan holmes
Is that yeah, that wasn't him live?
dan friesen
No, he comes back to uh, he's out of studio or whatever doing something.
Um, I don't know what he's uh just uh playing a special report about the good doctor finding another thing that uh a bishop requires that he can't do great, yeah.
So you go from weird religious rant into special report about how there's a TV show about him.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, awesome, it makes perfect sense.
dan friesen
So it's true that that show, The Good Doctor, it did hit the ground running when it first started, when it premiered in its first season, and it averaged about 17 million viewers early on in that first season, but that did not last.
According to Nielsen, season two of the show, which started in September 2018 and ended in March 2019, in that season, the show averaged 6.731 million viewers and was never higher than 7.7, which was the season finale.
jordan holmes
That's tough.
unidentified
Still not bad.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, no.
In the days of Fractured Entertainment Landscapes, that's not bad at all.
dan friesen
Season 3, which is currently airing, has seen a further drop in ratings, with the show averaging under 6 million viewers for the first four episodes aired.
The reason Alex is citing the higher number is that that higher number is at least two years old.
And the reason he's doing that is because the idea that a show with that many viewers would stoop to attacking Alex elevates his stature.
It's an act of vanity, pure and simple.
It's less impressive to say that a side character was a parody of you on a show that was beat easily in the ratings by The Voice and Dancing with the Stars, but that would be more accurate.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Also, I would be remiss not to point out how this special report gave me whiplash.
Alex spent the first hour of his show basically this disturbing religious rant, then he goes to commercial, the show returns, and it's him bragging about a show with super high ratings making fun of him.
This show is disjointed as hell.
Like, I don't know how whoever's working the board didn't come up with something that wouldn't appear to be largely contradictory of the selflessness and the religious tone of the first part of the show.
Going straight into, I don't know, pride?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's just such ego shit.
jordan holmes
I think there is a character on Dancing with the Stars loosely based on Alex, right?
dan friesen
Sean Spicer?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So Alex comes into studio after the special report plays.
I'm guessing maybe he had to go to the bathroom or something like that and just wasn't ready.
So he comes back and he complains more about this.
You know, everyone, these characters are based on me.
They're demonizing me.
alex jones
And as I told you, at the start of the next hour, I'm going to actually air this entire special report where dozens and dozens of movies, documentaries, TV shows admit that they are creating characters based on Alex Jones, and then they come out and say in the news that this is Alex Jones and then misrepresent who I am in an attempt to again create this false archetype.
That's in their words, archetype.
dan friesen
So I regret to inform you, Jordan, that the Alex Jones show is currently in reruns.
We did this news cycle back when there was a character that was similar to Alex on Homeland.
Back when Alex was yelling about how that was designed to turn him into a bad guy so the globalists could kill him, and then that didn't happen.
I would guess that if there are actually dozens of characters based on Alex in movies and documentaries, then there's a simpler explanation than they're all based on Alex.
I could see the possible explanation being that there are way more people walking around in public who sound like Alex than there used to be.
Creating characters on a show involves relatability.
And it seems like this day, more people know somebody who's a bit like Alex.
If there are more characters on shows like this, it's less likely that Alex is super popular and relevant, and that's why.
It's more likely that the stupidity that he's championed for years has become more mainstream.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like in the same way that people could be getting the same sort of bullshit from Fox News now or Tucker, as opposed to usually being something that those folks would be ashamed to engage in.
The level of rank, overt stupidity and bigotry.
They used to code things a lot better.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Or they used to code things, period.
Now we're one tiny little puzzle piece away from Tucker Carlson just saying like, white people are the best.
Let's kill everybody else.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And Tucker just being like, we all know that the Bible is an ancient American scripture.
alex jones
Oh, God.
dan friesen
We're not far.
Not far.
So this complaining about the media demonizing him is just sort of a diversion, a sidetrack for Alex, and he gets back to religious bullshit.
This is insane.
alex jones
Priesthoods pop up and then tell you you've got to go through them to get to the metaphysical that you know is real.
And then that's where all of the disinformation and craziness comes from.
And those priesthoods always end up within 10 generations, it's usually five, engaging in mass human sacrifice to horned devil gods on top of black pyramids.
unidentified
Sure.
alex jones
Doesn't matter where it was in the ancient world.
They found the pyramids in Europe.
They found them in Asia.
They're finding pyramids in China that they thought were mountains and they're pyramids.
And they've got underground cities in them.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
And boy, you talk about cover-ups.
Whatever's been going on in China is being very covered up.
dan friesen
Well, I guess I can't look into it then.
Yeah, all that other stuff he's talking about is complete bullshit that we've talked about in the past with black pyramids and shit.
And then the rest, the horned demons and stuff, I'm almost certain that's just childhood's end.
I'm almost certain he's just talking about that sci-fi novel.
So whatever.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
Now Alex gets into talking about how L.A., the city, Los Angeles, run by demons.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
And vampires.
jordan holmes
All right.
alex jones
You've got others that are libertarian, pro-America, and none of them live around there and they can't stand it.
And they will tell you, yes, Hollywood is run basically by vampires.
jordan holmes
It's too hot.
alex jones
The spirit in them is ancient.
The bodies die, but it's a vampire.
They drink blood, everything, folks.
Okay?
jordan holmes
Sure.
alex jones
And you brush up against that.
And most people get really scared and either run from it or they decide to serve it.
dan friesen
Wouldn't that be those libertarians that you're talking about who you're, you know, they decided to serve it?
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They found out that vampires run Hollywood by being grips and best boys on many different people.
dan friesen
No, no, no, no.
Because he's talking about earlier in that, like right before this clip, he's talking about these people are bigger than Charlie Sheen.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
Yeah, so they are major stars.
These are not people who are like ADs.
jordan holmes
Okay, well, then they definitely work for vampires, right?
dan friesen
They would have to.
jordan holmes
They made millions of dollars working for them.
dan friesen
And to tell Alex about it, they'd have to be like made a deal with these vampires.
This is bullshit.
jordan holmes
You know, this sounds suspiciously like if you've ever read the graphic novel American Vampires, it's very good.
And it just opens in the 1920s with vampires running Hollywood and eating people left and right.
dan friesen
This sounds also suspiciously like the shit Charlie Sheen would probably tell Alex in the middle of one of his Coke binges.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that does sound right.
dan friesen
Yeah, so I don't know how much I believe this.
Anyway, you might ask yourself, like, all right, there's demons everywhere.
They've taken over all this shit.
alex jones
Right.
jordan holmes
Infinitely powerful, but you can defeat them very easily by believing in God.
dan friesen
But why, Jordan?
Why has God not destroyed us yet?
If demons have taken over and they're running amok, why has God not destroyed us like Noah?
jordan holmes
I want to know the answer.
alex jones
And believe me, the only reason we're not in nuclear war and mass death and the hedge of protection already removed from us is because God loves our ancestors that prayed for us and that understood what was happening and understood that these times were coming and were literally praying hours a day, quietly, silently, for the future.
dan friesen
So God is only not destroying us because we have a built-up bank of prayers because our ancestors prayed a bunch.
jordan holmes
There's a prayer trust, of course.
It's going to run out like Social Security.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Unless we, well, Social Security will run out under the assumption that no one pays into it.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Right.
It won't run out as long as people keep.
So I guess Alex is kind of saying that.
We all need to pray like crazy because the trust will run.
jordan holmes
He's a socialist prayer guy.
dan friesen
This is so dumb.
That's what it is.
jordan holmes
He believes in socialist prayer.
dan friesen
Right.
Great.
I don't even know what to say to that.
We're not being destroyed because our ancestors prayed enough.
jordan holmes
Ah, man.
dan friesen
Very, very weird.
jordan holmes
I want a number.
I want a number.
What's the correct amount of prayer?
dan friesen
Some prayer accounting.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
Because if you have a situation where there's enough prayer coming from your ancestors, that means that there was a point where it became enough prayer.
Like what's over under for how many prayers you need.
dan friesen
It also implies the human race going.
It also implies on some level that there is a need that God has for prayers.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
Like, otherwise, why would there be a line?
jordan holmes
It's almost like he's a fucking vampire for prayers.
dan friesen
It's very weird.
So anyway, Alex starts yelling about DMT.
I think he's actually talking about ayahuasca, but he talks a bit about DMT and how if you take it, you're seeing demons.
jordan holmes
Trying to get back on Joe Rogan again?
alex jones
I think he might be.
Because the only thing that's going to contact you in those dimensions is bad stuff because God ducked his hands off.
jordan holmes
God.
alex jones
The devil and his boys aren't.
And if you want to take a bunch of DMT and hang out with a bunch of gray aliens and green elf outfits, knock yourself out.
Because I know a bunch of people in the building have taken it.
And if you're a Christian or you're somebody that's aware of this stuff, they're not very friendly because they know they're not going to get you.
And how about spending the equivalent of like 50 years in a dungeon with them torturing you?
How's that for a five-minute trip to the other dimension?
dan friesen
I guess five minutes probably is DMT as opposed to ayahuasca.
jordan holmes
Yeah, so he had a bad trip.
That's what he's describing.
dan friesen
I would say there's an alternative explanation that's completely possible for why these sorts of Christians that Alex hangs out with had a bad time taking DMT.
And it literally has nothing to do with literal demons.
From everything I've read or heard about the experience, taking DMT or ayahuasca puts a person into a state where some of the things that they've been struggling with on a subconscious level and maybe trying to ignore become very clear to them.
I have friends who have taken it and said it was a challenging experience where they were forced to confront and work through a lot of stuff that they'd been suppressing.
I have one friend who's a super happy-go-lucky type of person who took it and said it was just really interesting, like a good hallucination kind of experience.
The point is, a lot of what you experience in those states depends on what you bring to the table.
It's certainly not the case for all Christians, but I would guess a lot of the sort of Christians who Alex is associating with might be a particular sort of Christian.
They might be a bit on the fire and brimstone side of the equation.
They might be the sort to argue pre- and post-tribulation rapture really aggressively.
They might be the sort who are stuck in the part of Christian belief that emphasizes that humans are deficient by nature.
Taking those sorts of beliefs into a hallucinogenic experience like this is often going to be a bad experience since these beliefs don't really stand up to scrutiny all that well.
All you have to base them on are feelings and your beliefs about this stuff.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's no good.
I don't want to take DMT and then start reading sinners in the hands of an angry God.
Yeah.
That's not the way I want to go.
dan friesen
You don't need demons to give you a bad trip.
All you need is some kind of insecurity about the idea that an all-loving God would create existence as a cruel test, and your subconscious will do the rest.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
jordan holmes
He's pretty good at it.
dan friesen
Any kind of feelings that you've been suppressing about your beliefs, you'll be confronted with.
And if you try and fight it, like I know from taking acid and mushrooms in the past, that the way that one of the ways that you can end up having a very bad time is by fighting thoughts in your head.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And the same is true of even weed to a lesser degree.
You'll end up trapped in weird conflicts with yourself that you don't really need.
There's a path that you can go on.
Yeah, no, I suspect that anybody who works for Alex would not be able to handle being confronted with subconscious things that they are like if you work for Alex, you know on some level that you work for a liar.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Like just that.
Taking a hallucinogen would be a nightmare.
jordan holmes
Yeah, the guilt of that.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And then, like, Ken Keese and the electric Kool-Aid Acid Test cats, they always emphasized having a guide there with you.
Anytime you go on any of those trips, you want a guide there to comfort you and to keep you on the path instead of getting lost in that.
And you don't want to take drugs with Alex as your guide.
dan friesen
That's not something I want to do.
I'm sure they didn't.
I'm sure Alex didn't take DMT around Alex.
jordan holmes
That would be a nightmare.
dan friesen
That'd be the worst.
jordan holmes
Oh, God, he would turn into a demon so fast.
dan friesen
Yeah, so I don't think there's anything to be said for Christians being particularly tormented by DMT demons.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
More that this sort of Christians that Alex probably hangs out with probably have a lot of unresolved stuff that they need to work through.
It gets brought up in the state of a hallucinogenic trip, and they experience that as demons torturing them for their beliefs.
And it's all a bunch of bullshit.
But Alex has one other citation on this, and it's a guy that I've met.
alex jones
I'm going to explain this again: Eric Mueller, Mankow, famous Sinekade Talk Show host.
jordan holmes
Oh, that guy sucks.
alex jones
He went to Costa Rica, took DMT with 50 people, as he said, 45 people, with medical doctors running it.
Hey, I think it's $15,000 to do it.
And they all saw the same aliens come out of the forest and talk to him.
Everyone saw the damn aliens.
And then a couple people had the aliens jump into them and take them over.
But the doctors were there to help.
No, folks, it was feeding time.
unidentified
Mankow got fed on.
jordan holmes
Mankow got eight.
dan friesen
I don't believe this story.
And here's a few reasons why.
First, it involves Mankow.
So this is bullshit from the jump.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Second, there's zero chance that Man Cow paid $15,000 for an ayahuasca retreat in Costa Rica.
There's a group called Soltara that offers retreats, and for their one-week retreat, their most expensive package is just under $7,000.
And that's for two people who get to stay in a private couple suite, and it covers all the costs for the week that you're there, like food, everything.
jordan holmes
Dude, honestly, that sounds kind of affordable.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, it's not possible for me.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
Not at all.
But that doesn't sound like a middle-class trip.
dan friesen
I mean, you still have to pay for the flight, but you can get a pretty cheap flight.
jordan holmes
No, yeah.
dan friesen
There's no way that Mancow would be able to hit $15,000 unless he was doing a three-week retreat for two people at this.
And Soltara is like a pretty resort-ish place.
So that's high-end.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
I wanted to know more.
So I went to listen to an episode of Mankow's podcast where he talks to the guy who runs the retreat that he went to.
He went to a place called Rhythmia.
And if you look it up, it costs $300 a day.
Man Cow would have to have been there for 50 days for it to hit $15,000.
jordan holmes
Jesus was only in the desert for 40, man.
Mankow can't cow can't last that long.
dan friesen
Mankow says on the show that he was there for a week, so it's likely that he paid about two grand, which is pretty standard for people who go and do non-luxury trips like this.
The entire episode of Mankow's show is about how ayahuasca is a medicine that helps people overcome trauma and reconnect with themselves.
There's no conversation about everybody seeing the same aliens.
There's no demon possession, nothing.
Mankow talks about recovering memories from his past and says that some of them were even beautiful to him.
He asks the guy who runs with me about the guides or clockwork elves, and Mankow explicitly says, quote, I didn't see any of that.
It's all bullshit.
If you actually listen to Mankow's podcast with this guy, it's one of the more palatable Mankow.
I was shocked.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because he wasn't being a dick.
jordan holmes
He's a giant shitbag.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's very unlike the experiences that I've personally had with Mankow and other times I've heard him.
Yeah.
He's talking about how a friend of his was having a really, really hard time and needed to go to this retreat.
And I can't remember exactly if it was like the friend of his went before and that's why he went or if they went together.
But whatever the case, he went and he said that it was a really interesting experience.
And the guy who's on is just talking about it in the context of, you know, you go and you're shown these important moments in your memories and your past.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Places where part of you became alienated from yourself.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it offers you the opportunity to confront those things from your past and move past them.
There's like it's it's it's shockingly I don't even know what the right word is, but just fine for a Man Cow episode.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's yeah.
I think that's a great way of putting it.
dan friesen
There is fine.
There's even a conversation between him and this dude who runs the resort talking about the difference in belief of like whether it's a mystical thing or a chemical thing.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And the guy's like, I don't really care if you believe if you believe that it's a chemical thing, then that's your experience and that's great.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
If you have a chemical experience that allows you the same benefit as somebody else who believes it's a mystical experience, what's the reason we should argue about this?
Right, right, right, right.
There is no like, there's no orthodoxy.
There's no, there's no, there's, there's no aliens.
You would think.
jordan holmes
There's no Keebler aliens?
dan friesen
Man Cow does a half-hour episode talking to the guy who runs the retreat.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And everyone there saw the same alien and got taken over by them.
jordan holmes
It really seems like that would have come up.
dan friesen
It feels like that would be up.
jordan holmes
That would have been high on the list.
dan friesen
And I don't think Mankow is the kind of person to shy away from that out of politeness to the guy who runs the resort.
jordan holmes
If that had happened, the first thing that the opening of that podcast would have been like, this motherfucker made me see aliens and I got eaten.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
That would have been the first line.
dan friesen
If I know Man Cow, that would absolutely be within his repertoire.
jordan holmes
He is a giant piece of shit.
dan friesen
So, and the other thing that, like, you know, the only thing that's even close is that the guy who's on this podcast with Mankow does mention that he's had experiences taking ayahuasca where he and somebody else who had taken it had a shared experience.
And to the extent that that is subjective, or even if it is both of their subjective experiences, I don't know.
I don't know if that's real.
I don't know.
But I also believe that there's a possibility that it could be, maybe.
But I also don't think that proves anything.
You hear similar stories from people about meditation and lucid dreaming.
You hear that shared subconscious experience in other avenues.
I think that that's something that people we might learn more about as we get a greater understanding of how our brains work.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I think that's also another part of that.
I don't care if you think it's chemical or mystical.
That's cool.
Did you hurt yourself?
Did you hurt somebody else?
No, you only benefited?
Well, then fine.
You shared a subjective experience with somebody else.
dan friesen
Right.
unidentified
Cool.
dan friesen
And that's as far as it goes in terms of like there's nothing about demons, nothing about aliens.
jordan holmes
That's why they aren't telling.
It's suspicious in its absence, Dan.
If they told you about that, nobody's coming to the retreats anymore.
dan friesen
And if that's the case, then Alex should think Man Cow is evil because the function of that podcast then would be just to get more food for the aliens or whatever, the demons.
So Man Cow would be an active promoter of feeding time.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
He would be a WhatsApp phrase from Nexium or none of this works.
It's all stupid.
And I think Alex is just making shit up, knowing that Man Cow isn't going to correct him.
unidentified
I agree.
dan friesen
So Alex gets back to talking about Satan.
I mean, he has been.
Sure.
And he makes a transition from talking about Satan to the news of the day.
And it's a little jarring.
jordan holmes
You can't do that.
alex jones
We're sitting here with our memories wiped.
unidentified
Sure.
alex jones
In the test.
Satan's memory's not wiped.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
alex jones
Satan remembers it all.
Photographic memory.
Computer memory.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
Now, there's a ton of news.
The debate last night, Tulsi Gabbard got up there and was anti-endless war.
dan friesen
Okay, this is too much.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
Satan has photographic memory, long pause.
Hey, the debates are last night.
What about that, Tulsi?
jordan holmes
Oh, man, Satan.
Photographic memory.
dan friesen
This show is a farce.
jordan holmes
Tulsi Gabbard's weird, huh?
What else is in the news?
That's a shitty open by comic.
dan friesen
Yeah, Alex can't really get into the debates, though, and he doesn't at this point, really, at all, except to say that Tulsi is like, he's sort of suggesting that she's good because of this endless war thing, but I think that she is just there in order to take out Trump.
She's the dark horse or whatever.
jordan holmes
Sure, fine, whatever.
dan friesen
I don't know.
I don't know what he's saying.
jordan holmes
Why not?
dan friesen
But he only touches on this for a little bit because he's got to get back to talking about the good doctor and how they're making fun of him.
jordan holmes
I really feel like he doesn't.
alex jones
Welcome back.
I'm your host, Alex Chones.
By the way, Seth Gordon, the producer of the show that says to the Hollywood Reporter and others that this show was to target me, turns out he works for the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation and the United Nations World Development Fund.
That's right.
That's who he works for.
And of course, Bill and Melinda Gates funds a lot of the shows on ABC.
jordan holmes
Really?
alex jones
We're looking into the funding of that, but they keep doing that.
Bill and Melinda Gates.
Foundation and the United Nations.
dan friesen
I look forward to him revealing this research.
So it turns out that Alex has done some deep digging on this.
And by that, I mean he's gone to Seth Gordon's Wikipedia page and read that he directed videos for the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation and the UN.
jordan holmes
Caught him!
dan friesen
If we're going to play this game, let's at least make it fun.
Seth Gordon also directed The King of Kong, that documentary about the Donkey Kong World Record.
jordan holmes
That's Satan.
dan friesen
So why not work that into the conspiracy?
Bill and Melinda Gates trying to fund Yonke Kong.
jordan holmes
That dude was lying and he faked the whole thing.
So there you go.
dan friesen
There's no citation on what work he did with the Gates Foundation or the UN, but I'm going to guess it has to do with the six months he spent teaching in Kenya.
Jesus Christ.
According to an article about him in Reuters, promoting his upcoming film For Christmases, which he also directed, quote, after discovering that the Kenyan infrastructure leaves school building to the locals, he helped get philanthropic UN financing to finish up Shimonyaro's school and then filmed the students and residents as they experienced the ensuing changes.
His work was working towards a documentary called Building Shimanyaro.
And if I had to guess, this is where the path intersects with the Gates and the UN.
Either that or Bill Gates secretly funded the Baywatch movie starring The Rock, which Gordon also directed.
jordan holmes
Everybody knows only Satan believes in more than one Christmas.
dan friesen
I don't have any evidence, and neither does Alex that he works for the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation or the UN, but that his path probably intersected with their interests and the sort of things that the Development Council might get involved with while he was trying to help build schools in Kenya years ago.
This is like 2010, I believe.
So it's like, why?
Why are you doing this?
jordan holmes
You know, another problem with income inequality is there are a never-ending amount of billionaires to update your bullshit conspiracy theories on.
Like, you start with the Rothschilds or whatever, then you move on to your fucking name them.
And then you wind up with Soros, and then you go to Gates, and then it's never ending.
If we just tax the rich, Alex will have to blame the government all the time.
He won't have those other guys.
dan friesen
That might not be a great development for his rhetoric.
Yeah.
But who knows?
I don't know.
I don't care.
I don't care.
It's just like this is the same thing as saying the good doctor has 17, 18 million viewers.
It's to elevate who's making the attack on you.
This guy happened to direct a video that had some funding from the Gates Foundation and the UN when he was trying to help a small Kenyan school get built, which intersected with their interest.
He doesn't work for them.
He's directing movies and TV.
It's just crazy.
All it does is to serve to make it look like, aha, this is part of the targeted attack upon me.
jordan holmes
Look at how powerful the people are who are attacking.
dan friesen
When in reality, you know, it's probably just like, hey, here's something that we could put into an episode.
There's an archetype that's goofy and ripe for parody.
jordan holmes
Yeah, not hard.
dan friesen
Nope.
Speaking of not hard, it's not hard to book dumb guests on your show.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
dan friesen
And Alex has done just that.
jordan holmes
Sargon.
alex jones
Well, Carl Benjamin, Sargon of Akkad, is back in studio with us.
He is a smart cookie.
Look forward to having him ride shotgun with us and cover the waterfront.
And I just talked to him.
He just got here tonight's gosh and what do you want to cover first?
dan friesen
So Carl is on.
jordan holmes
What does Sargon of Akkad want to cover first, Adam?
dan friesen
The debates.
jordan holmes
Oh, God.
dan friesen
They'll get to that here in a moment.
But first, Alex has to justify Trump's behavior vis-à-vis Syria.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Which is interesting.
alex jones
All right, again, how could anybody ask for anything better?
That's the exact strategy.
It's not our war.
Two plus million have already left Turkey the last few years into Europe.
Now there's 3.5 million who aren't even really from Syria, all over the world that try to take over Syria.
Now they've gone into Turkey and Turkey says, we're kicking you back into there.
And the Russians have come in to fill the vacuum.
And Erdogan has gone, you know, is going to Russia to meet with Putin.
Pinch is going out there, and they're going to work it out, and it's going to be done.
Putting the baby to bed, ending the war that the deep state started.
I don't know how anyone could not support that.
dan friesen
I think there are a few ways.
I think there's a few.
So, yeah, that's where he's at now, which is weird.
jordan holmes
All roads lead back to Putin, huh?
dan friesen
I guess so.
So, Sargon has a little bit of an interesting take on this.
And I'm going to stop calling him that because his name is fucking Carl.
Carl has an interesting take on this.
And that is that Alex seems to be presenting this as, you know, they're taking the troops out, you know.
And Carl realizes that, well, I mean, he also sent troops to Saudi Arabia, which is true.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Now, mic down for this, because pay attention to how this exchange goes, because I think this low-key is one of the most revealing clips that we maybe have ever played.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones
What do you make of what you just saw Trump say?
carl benjamin
Trump is doing what he said he would do.
He said this in 2016.
He said that he would pull out of the Middle East.
And I think there's an important distinction to be made there.
He means the war zones in the Middle East.
People are saying, well, he's sending X amount of troops to Saudi Arabia.
He's kind of obliged to.
They're an ally of yours.
So it's one of those things where it's not a homogeneous zone.
alex jones
He's sending missile defense systems.
carl benjamin
Yeah, I think he's sending troops as well.
alex jones
That operator.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
So, first of all, by the logic that Saudi Arabia is our ally, so Trump has to send troops to support them over there, then he's similarly obligated to protect the Kurds.
They're one of our allies in the region and have been on our side in a far more real way than Saudi Arabia.
That argument first.
jordan holmes
He also didn't do 9-11.
So there's that.
dan friesen
That argument falls completely apart upon any examination.
So strike one, Carl.
jordan holmes
Nonsense.
dan friesen
Now, Carl is saying that in order to justify why it's good to send troops to Saudi Arabia, and it's not in any way a contradiction of the promises Trump made to bring troops home.
Now, ignore for a minute that Alex was convinced recently by Joel Skousen that Trump taking troops out of northern Syria was going to lead to a larger war and more troops going in because this goddamn show exists outside of context.
Alex has obviously, intentionally ignored Trump sending troops to Saudi Arabia.
From everything I've listened to, this is just something that he's pretending didn't happen because he knows he can't justify it at all.
That's why when Carl brings it up, Alex first tries to pretend that what's really happening is that Trump is sending the missile defense systems.
But Carl doesn't realize that this is not a welcome talking point on Alex's show.
So he tries to correct Alex because he doesn't know any better that Trump is sending troops.
And the only way forward now is to accept a compromise.
Namely, that Trump is sending troops, but only a couple to man the missile defense systems.
You see how that works there?
That back and forth is so revealing.
jordan holmes
All he's doing is sending IT guys.
That's all he's doing.
dan friesen
That's so revealing because what that is is an uncontrolled variable entering Alex's controlled bubble.
And then you see how it's mitigated.
You see the conversation that's happening is very clear.
The message that Alex is sending is stop it.
Stop it.
And, you know, Carl knows well enough to be like, oh, yeah, okay.
He can tell that there's pushback on this very real thing.
And he's like, oh, why would anybody push back on that?
Oh, it contradicts the narrative.
Alex is lying because he can't afford to tell the truth.
The missile defense systems were sent last month, along with a couple hundred troops to Saudi Arabia.
And that was a response to the attack on Saudi oil interests that Trump has blamed on Iran.
On October 11th, the New York Times reported that Trump was sending approximately 3,000 additional troops, which were not just people to man the missile defense systems.
Alex is so full of shit, but that clip is very special to me because it demonstrates malice.
Carl has no idea what things from the real world are okay to talk about on Infowars and which are not.
jordan holmes
That's not a good sentence ever.
dan friesen
No, but it's clearly demonstrated there.
unidentified
You're right.
dan friesen
Alex intentionally protects his audience from some information about reality that might lead them to realizing that he's misleading them.
So Carl thinks that he can just speak freely because Alex yells about free speech all day.
And Alex has to nip that in the bud and then create a new reality to explain away the verboten information that's just been introduced to the show.
Without Carl putting that stuff out there, this would never come up.
jordan holmes
Carl, I get it.
The goalposts are on ice.
But please, I don't want the ice to break.
Come on, man.
We can't move them too much.
carl benjamin
Right.
dan friesen
And it shows that Alex has awareness that's outside of the things that he talks about.
Like, he knows that more troops are being sent to Saudi Arabia.
unidentified
Of course he does.
dan friesen
And he just pretends, man, let's not talk about that.
So then they get to talking about this situation a little more.
It's like, hey, you know, why is the left all mad about us taking troops out?
I thought they were into leaving the Middle East.
carl benjamin
I'm old enough to remember when the left wanted us to pull out of the Middle East, and now to hear them screaming about how we should stay there is an amazing last night's debate.
alex jones
Did you watch it?
carl benjamin
Yes, I did.
But the question that the left really needs to ask itself in this regard is: do we have the moral mandate to impose our version of human rights on the Middle East?
Because people in the Middle East broadly don't agree with what we consider to be human rights.
dan friesen
So I find that to be a really interesting perspective that Carl is putting forth.
The idea that people in the Middle East don't seem to have much of an interest in human rights, or at least as the rest of the world defines it.
jordan holmes
You know, I think there are some people who don't have as much of an interest in human rights.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
But I would say what we would call the people or people, they're really into it, and they're against being gassed by their own leader.
dan friesen
Yeah, usually.
I think that's probably the case.
And I'm not sure what Carl is basing his ideas on.
I'd love to see some data.
I suppose he could be talking about a number of polls that have been done that show a trend in countries in the region of not believing in equality for women.
You could see things like that as signs of an unsalvageable difference in cultures, or you could realize that the polling numbers would look really similar if you did them in the U.S. in the 1950s.
jordan holmes
No kidding.
dan friesen
A lot of this just seems unfounded and based on deep cultural hatred towards Muslims.
I really don't see any other way to look at this.
So I kind of get the sense that what Carl is doing is just assuming that the terrorists and extremists are completely representative of the people of the region, and that does not seem fair.
It seems like this is based on feelings.
jordan holmes
Also, also, also.
Fuck you, Carl.
Human rights are not defined differently.
They're just human rights.
That's it.
dan friesen
And look, dude, earlier this year, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo announced the formation of a Commission on Unalienable Rights, which he said would, quote, revisit the most basic of questions.
What does it mean to say or claim that something is in fact a human right?
He went on to say, quote, how can there be human rights we possess, not as privileges we're granted or even earned, but simply by virtue of our humanity belonging to us?
Is it in fact true, as our Declaration of Independence asserts, that as human beings, we, all of us, every member of our human family, are endowed by our Creator with certain inalienable rights?
jordan holmes
Oh, God, what a fucking monster.
dan friesen
Is this a State Department or an undergrad philosophy class?
jordan holmes
You know, what even are rights?
You know what I mean, man?
dan friesen
If you hear someone in Trump's cabinet floating questions about whether or not people have rights just because they're people, you better prepare yourself for the answer they come up with to be maybe not or worse.
I've found that when people insist on asking long-ago-answered questions, it generally means that they don't like the answer that everyone already came to.
jordan holmes
That's not odd.
Yeah.
dan friesen
A commission like this does not exist to strengthen or celebrate human rights.
It exists to ask a completely different question, but hide that.
And the question they're asking is, what can we get away with?
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
It doesn't make things look any better when you learn that Glad protested the commission, having found overt anti-LGBTQ statements made by seven out of the nine members appointed to the commission.
jordan holmes
No way.
dan friesen
And there were a whole ton of anti-women's right-to-choose sentiment in there, too.
jordan holmes
Who would have guessed?
dan friesen
That's what this is about.
jordan holmes
Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
My point is, I guess, that is the point being that there's human rights issues all over the place.
I don't know what Carl is talking about when he says that the Middle East isn't into human rights like we are.
And since he doesn't give me any citations to go on, I kind of just have to assume that he just feels that way and doesn't care about other instances of human rights issues around the world.
jordan holmes
You know what I find very funny?
There is almost a very suspicious parallel between what we did to Iran in the 70s and 80s and what Russia is doing to us right now.
Because in Iran, there was a far more open and egalitarian society, and then we helped install a repressive, fucking theocratic, nightmarish regime.
And Russia basically did the same thing to us.
It's very fascinating.
dan friesen
That is interesting.
Maybe you should write a book about it.
jordan holmes
Maybe I should, Dan.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
Maybe I should.
dan friesen
So Sargon of Akkad, aka Carl, he's a guy who's a commentator.
He's up on things.
He knows about shit.
So that struck me as weird when he says that he doesn't even understand why people are talking about impeachment.
carl benjamin
I'm not even sure what the grounds for impeachment are.
What are they even saying that it should be?
Is it regarding the phone call that he had with the president of Ukraine?
alex jones
Well, that's the excuse they're using.
The real crime is that John Bolton, who literally thinks we can survive nuclear wars, he's just a stark raving mad lunatic.
Well, if you read his divorce files, it's really amazing.
You would expect that he dresses in leather dominatrix outfits, and he does, reportedly.
I mean, this guy is psychotic, and anyone with that mustache you can't trust.
And he literally is mad that Trump won't launch all these wars.
So this is, he's cooked all this up.
dan friesen
So that's the explanation for it.
Also, why you got to kink Shane Bolton?
There's so many better ways to attack him.
Also, by the way, with that, can't trust anybody with that mustache.
For the longest time, when Steve Pieczenik hadn't revealed his, you know, he was just hiding when he blurred his pictures when he was in Korea and stuff.
The only picture Alex had of him was from the 70s.
jordan holmes
With that huge, perfect mustache.
dan friesen
Not a giant mustache, but it was a pretty big mustache.
So don't trust people with that mustache, Alex.
Maybe he's onto something.
why he uh didn't like uh anything until blue bloods wasn't a big fan of uh yeah So Alex, you know, this is all bullshit.
John Bolton was just mad that he couldn't get his wars, and so he's doing all this.
Great.
jordan holmes
That's so annoying.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
It's so annoying.
I get it if you like because it's so stark, they have to go so far in the opposite direction.
Like, if it was just a little bit of that, if it was just a little bit of that phone call and there was no other information, they could be like, oh, well, you're all blowing it out of proportion.
And they could at least acknowledge that it exists.
Because it's so obvious how criminal this enterprise is.
They're just like, I don't even know what they're talking about.
I've never heard anything.
I don't know.
I can't hear.
I'm dead.
Like, it's just so hard to the delusional, to the denialist.
dan friesen
It's a mess.
So they get to talking about the debate.
And it turns out Alex is kind of pro-Tulsi, which is weird considering that by his own definition, she's a gun grabber.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Which seems weird.
It seems like he literally hates anybody who indicates, like, he screamed about Dan Crenshaw because he was in favor of red flag laws.
He hates everybody who indicates in any way that they're interested in guns being taken or restricted.
So it's weird that in this clip, he's speaking about her positively, but also brings up that she wants gun grabbing.
alex jones
Tulsi just blows away everybody else on the stage.
She obviously has some spark.
She says some terrible things I disagree with, like no due process, red flag law, so I'm not supporting her.
But she came out and said, we need to end these wars.
And she came out and said, quit calling Joe Biden racist.
You know, when the left pushes that, it's totally made up.
And then she said that in a previous debate.
And she also said impeachment is dividing the nation.
Let's go ahead and play her talking about impeachment last night.
dan friesen
So, I mean, you can say that she said some good things, but everybody else ever who is in favor of red flag laws or gun regulation is a fucking demon.
I don't get it.
jordan holmes
It's almost like he knows she's insincere.
dan friesen
I don't get it.
Anyway, I think it's probably just because he thinks Tulsi's hot.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
carl benjamin
Okay.
alex jones
She's very attractive in the things she says and physically compared to them.
But there's just some people are really concerned that this is mental judo or something and a sneak attack that they're really planning to act like she's the dark horse they're holding back from us, but then she will surge onto the stage and it's really bad news.
carl benjamin
I think that the Democratic Party themselves won't let her win.
She's the only lucid candidate they have.
Andrew Yang, in fact, are the only two lucid candidates.
jordan holmes
That's who we got.
carl benjamin
And that's because they're not radical Trump-hating lunatics.
alex jones
Well, Yang said that too.
Well, let me talk about what Yang said.
He said, impeaching Trump's not going to fix the economy.
carl benjamin
No.
dan friesen
So I think that there's an interesting thing that everybody's got to be kind of aware of, and that is that this world likes Tulsi Gabbard and Andrew Yang universally.
I don't know why, Wink, but it's strange.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
It's very strange that those two are the candidates that people in the extreme right wing, like Alex, are cool with, weirdly, and people who are, you know, more, I don't even know what you'd call Carl, quite frankly.
Just a shithead.
jordan holmes
Just a fucking monster.
dan friesen
He's just a shithead.
jordan holmes
I'm going to call him Sargon of a Carl.
I'm not sure what's going to happen.
dan friesen
I'm not sure if it's fair necessarily to call him the same kind of far right as Alex, but he is certainly a shithead.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And they're all on board with Gabbard and Yang, which is weird.
You see the same thing from Robert Barnes, weirdly.
Strange.
jordan holmes
Why?
dan friesen
Don't know.
jordan holmes
Why do they mean obviously?
Obviously, we know the answer, but god damn it.
Fuck them.
dan friesen
So in that clip earlier when Alex and Carl were having a little bit of a negotiation about whether or not Trump is sending it to the world.
jordan holmes
About what's real?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
That was one of those moments I thought was really illustrative of how this works on Alex's show.
Like, you cannot counter his narrative.
And if you do, you will be given a gentle push like Alex did there.
And if you don't fall in line, it'll probably turn up.
jordan holmes
He'll hang up on you.
dan friesen
Right.
Just end the interview.
Carl went the route of acquiescing to Alex.
Thus, the interview continues.
And now Alex pulls a power move where he makes Carl report on an article that he hasn't read.
alex jones
Twitter's made some announcements.
We'll tell you about the next segment.
Carl, tell us about it.
carl benjamin
Yeah, I haven't seen this article previously, but it's on Russia today.
But I think it's probably accurate.
alex jones
Twitter announced it.
We've got five articles on it.
carl benjamin
Yeah, yeah.
So apparently world leaders are not immune to deplatforming if they cross some red lines, which include promotion of terrorism, doxing, child sexual exploitation, promoting self-harm, and in the most obvious thing at Trump, clear and direct threats of violence against an individual.
alex jones
And so, how this works is if Trump tweets the thing where he's smacking down the CNN, reporter is a joke, they ban that.
dan friesen
He already did that, and they haven't banned him.
There is no reason for Alex to say, hey, Carl, why don't you report on this article that you haven't read?
You can hear the hesitance in Carl.
This is from RT.
I guess it's right.
jordan holmes
Hey, Carl, looks stupid.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And then he's reading it and saying, why would you have any issue with Twitter having rules where world leaders can't do that list of things?
That list of things is very clear.
World leaders should not be able to do those things.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
Also, if you're openly saying in the most active dig at Trump, they're banning outright calling for violence against someone specifically.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
You're saying that Trump outright calls for violence against people specifically at very least should be able to.
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
Which seems bad.
jordan holmes
Fucking cargo of a coward.
dan friesen
Now that Carl has allowed this to happen and he's gone along with it, Alex decides to start humiliating him by speaking in a British accent.
alex jones
Get on one of the internet tube litch and find me that clip.
I want Kamala Harris talking about censoring the president immediately.
unidentified
Yeah, well, you want me to do the rest of the interview in this accent?
carl benjamin
Preferably not.
alex jones
Are you sure, my friend?
carl benjamin
It's a good English accent.
Yes.
alex jones
Do you think my IQ just went up?
carl benjamin
No.
alex jones
My good man.
How about we begin a fencing battle?
Oh, God.
carl benjamin
I would be terrible at fencing.
alex jones
Prepare yourselves to defend your honor.
dan friesen
This is bad riffing.
This is a disaster.
I think that Carl's laughter is probably just slightly discomfort in laughing at Alex.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, this is uncomfortable as shit.
jordan holmes
That is.
dan friesen
And, like, a great riff of, like, you know, I'm going to get into, like, ah, we got a fence.
I would be terrible at fencing.
That's not the act of somebody who's like, I like what's happening.
jordan holmes
No, that's not a yes-and, that's for sure.
dan friesen
Nope.
jordan holmes
What a bootlicker.
God, that is exactly how Sorrow Man treated worm tongue.
Like, you are a little bootlicking piece of shit.
You are nothing to me.
dan friesen
So now Alex has got it into him, though, that he loves doing accents.
He's starting to have fun with that.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
So Carl wants to talk kind of more seriously.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And like, so Kamala Harris had suggested that Trump should be kicked off Twitter.
And Carl wants to talk about that.
Alex wants to fill out his character reel.
carl benjamin
But yeah, I mean, I can't believe a candidate's just calling for open censorship of the president of the United States.
That to me is wild.
alex jones
It is wild.
I want to talk about that when we come back.
What do you think of your 70-sam?
carl benjamin
I think he was a funny cartoon character.
alex jones
I hate rabbits.
Would you rather be speaking like your 70s person?
carl benjamin
You already do.
dan friesen
This is not good.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's good stuff.
dan friesen
So look, we need universal health care.
There's a lot of people who are dying because of inability to access appropriate care.
We shouldn't be living in a society where people are using crowdfunding in order to, hey, what do you think about Bugs Bunny?
jordan holmes
So good.
God damn it.
God damn it.
You are talking to a child, and it is so funny.
dan friesen
Exactly.
jordan holmes
And you have to succumb to his whims.
dan friesen
Or else it's going to go very bad.
So they start playing this clip of Kamala Harris.
And Alex has some criticisms of Elizabeth Warren over the video.
And I think it's also telling of just his infantile brain.
kamala harris
65 million Twitter followers and is using that sector as the president of the United States to openly intimidate witnesses, to threaten witnesses, to obstruct justice.
And he and his account should be taken down.
We saw in El Paso.
alex jones
I make physical comments because you're not supposed to.
dan friesen
So, you know, you know who does things because they're not supposed to?
Children.
That's a basic part of cognitive development.
You're supposed to make it through pretty early.
But here we see a 45-year-old self-described genius defending his use of physical insults against Elizabeth Warren by saying he's doing it because people say he shouldn't.
This is also what you expect to hear from a rebellious teen trying to justify how they started smoking.
Not from an adult who spent the first hour of his show rambling about being on a mission from God.
It's all good, and I choose to do this show, but Jordan, we're fast approaching a point where my analysis is just going to be a broken record, where I shame the people in Alex's life for not recognizing warning signs.
And yeah, it's true that a lot of the things that are really troubling about what Alex is doing, they could be elements of a performance.
But I would rather err on the side taking this seriously, these symptoms that he's manifesting.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
In the case that he's putting on an act, then all that happens is I look stupid for being concerned about a con man putting on a show.
If he's sincerely operating with this kind of diminished levels of functioning, it's only a matter of time before something goes horribly wrong.
And I guess I hope I end up looking stupid then.
You can't be around this and not stop it.
You just can't.
jordan holmes
It's just pathetic.
Even if we're talking about him putting on an act, this part of him talking over Kamala Harris about Elizabeth Warren is just because they tell him not to.
Yeah, yeah.
This is a fourth-grade fucking assembly.
They're all in a goddamn gym.
Somebody is giving a talk and he's talking to his friend while they're talking.
carl benjamin
Right.
unidentified
And that's it.
jordan holmes
He's a fucking child.
And that's not something that you act.
That's just him.
dan friesen
And it's obviously intended to make people angry.
It's obviously trying to get negative attention from people who would be like, how dare you criticize this woman's appearance?
And sure, I mean, but that's what children do, too.
They thrive on this negative attention.
It's the pestering.
He's operating on an adolescent level while at the same time saying that God is asking him to declare himself a leader and going on this religious quest.
jordan holmes
Which is also something children do.
dan friesen
It could be something that children do, but it's also something that is very difficult for even adults to pull off responsibly.
unidentified
I just, I mean, responsibly is the word there, isn't it?
dan friesen
It is something that's going to probably get annoying in our present day episodes.
Me giving little speeches specifically directed to anybody who might work at InfoWars who's listening.
unidentified
Guys, ladies, call a doctor.
dan friesen
Someone can help him.
unidentified
Someone.
dan friesen
And they should.
Because this is not somebody who's well.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And you just feel like all those jobs are people riding this horse until it dies.
Like, they are paying the horse until it dies.
dan friesen
Hope it pays well.
And never do ayahuasca in the future.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no kidding.
You got guilt, buddy.
dan friesen
I hope you do.
jordan holmes
Have you ever heard of Lady Macbeth?
I think you guys might find her instructive.
dan friesen
So in this next clip, Carl and Alex are talking about how Alex got kicked off social media and they demonized him because of Sandy Hook.
And in this clip, it's a minute long, and Alex straight up lies to Carl's face about what he did.
carl benjamin
But either way, you took your position on Sandy Hook Bank, didn't you?
alex jones
I want to be clear.
I always question big events.
I mean, this whole ABC just aired fake video, you know, of supposedly Kurds being attacked.
They put out fake babies and incubators.
So they misrepresented what I said.
Then I was approached, and they said, look, just apologize if you think it happened because I've been saying for five years I think it happened.
I said, I see why people could think it's totally fake because other stuff's been fake.
And they came to me and they shit Megan Kelly here.
And I kept saying, I think it happened.
I keep it happened.
I think it happened.
And then she edited it to say that I said it happened.
And I went, wait a minute, stop saying that I'm hurting these families by doing this.
I think it happened.
And if I hurt your feelings, I'm sorry.
That's when they went, oh my God, he admits he lied.
Lossy, lossy, lossy.
It was all set up.
And so we're going to get the tapes from Kelly in these suits where I kept saying, I think it happened.
Stop saying I didn't.
Because she's a lawyer.
She came literally to get the statute of limitations so they think they could sue me.
It's just a whole canard to make my identity Sandy Hook and then to make it that I'm always talking about Sandy Hook when that's totally made up.
dan friesen
This is a complete bullshit retelling of his behaviors.
So, I mean, this is just rank disrespect for his guest who's like trying to give him an out, which would honestly be a perfectly acceptable out for him to take.
Granted, it might be tough because he's being sued right now.
But for him to say, like at any point, for him to have said, I did believe that I was wrong.
I was misled by a number of people who I believe to be credible sources at the time.
There's no shame in that, unless you're Alex.
He can't be wrong about anything ever.
And so it just makes lies build on top of each other.
And they're not having a real conversation.
Like, Alex is just insulting him, forcing Carl to bend to his propaganda, and then lying to his face.
This is a disrespectful interview.
And I don't have any care for Carl.
jordan holmes
No.
For somebody who has a lawyer on four days a week, continuing to talk about Sandy Hook would be my first bit of advice to Alex.
It's like, don't say anything about it.
Stop.
Just stop.
dan friesen
You're not helping your case by creating a completely fictional backstory for what you did.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no kidding.
You're just justifying it in your own mind to pretend that you fucking know.
dan friesen
And it seems also like the behavior that could only hurt Alex.
Maybe not legally, but because this isn't true.
What he's saying isn't true.
It's demonstrably not true.
And so the more he says it, the more the audience has an opportunity to be like, that's not true.
Why are you lying about your coverage of Sandy Hook?
That introduces the possibility.
Maybe you're lying about everything.
jordan holmes
Also, if I hurt anybody's feelings, I apologize.
That is not why you were getting sued.
Hurt feelings are not why people sue.
dan friesen
I mean, maybe it's part of it.
Well, I mean, yes.
They did, but so anyway, at this point, they play a video of a woman on Oprah's network, a show on Oprah's network.
And Carl's there.
Alex is there.
And Leanne McAdoo is back.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
Leanne, get out.
dan friesen
She's just visiting, though.
So she's on while she's visiting.
And they did do a little bit of riffing about this lady.
alex jones
I got to tell you, Trump's ass will give that woman a run for the money.
Maybe that's what she's saying: she had Trump ass envy.
And she's like, man, Trump's got an ass bigger than, you know, Trump for Winfrey's.
And Trump's like, she's like, I got to get one of those.
She's sort of drinking like five gallons of cream gravy every day.
That's it.
Trump did make her gain like 200 pounds.
carl benjamin
Well, there we go.
alex jones
He goes, I need me on him big old fat booties.
Like, he got.
unidentified
Yeah, well, we really should.
dan friesen
You like that, Sargon?
Now Alex has transitioned into the trying to impress Carl side of the joke.
jordan holmes
Jesus.
dan friesen
So Leanne McAdoo is back to visit, so she sits in with Alex and Carl, and the whole thing completely deteriorates into Alex doing some pretty racist riffing about a video he plays of a black woman discussing obesity.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I was going to say that voice was, yeah.
We know what you're doing.
dan friesen
The straw man version that they're attacking is that this woman in the video is blaming Trump for getting her fat.
Because they've set this up as her argument, they then become free to goof on how stupid she is and descend into all sorts of super awesome riffs about how everyone who complains about racism is just an unhinged crazy person.
Sure.
Because they've created the false argument.
And this was all the rage in the right-wing media.
All the outlets have their own articles about this clip, and they all have the same angle.
Gender studies professor says black women are fat because of Trump.
In reality, this is a clip of a woman named Brittany Cooper, and she's discussing actual issues that Alex would rather discuss fake versions of.
If you actually watch the clip or read anything Cooper's put out, you'll see that the things she was pointing out that put black women at a disadvantage are lower rates of insurance and worse health care, for example.
Those are issues that she's pointing to.
She also mentions a theory that racism makes diets not work as well for black women as they do for white women.
And of course, this is just the stupidest SJW nonsense that Alex and Carl have ever heard.
But in reality, there are some indications that this might be true.
Maybe not racism exactly, but the experience of dealing with racism.
Cooper is specifically talking about research that has grown out of a paper published in 2001 by the Journal of the American Medical Women's Association.
This paper was looking at the racial inequalities in women's health in the country, one of the focal points being that, quote, excessive levels of chronic morbidity and disability are widespread among African American women regardless of socioeconomic position.
Because the trend exists on the larger spectrum, it's harder for them to chalk that up solely to having to do with access to health care or poverty, since it's across the socio-political economic spectrum.
Thus, the author proposed a model called weathering, which, quote, suggests that African American women experience early health deterioration as a consequence of the cumulative impact of repeated experience of social, economic, and political exclusion.
This includes the physical cost of engaging actively to address societal and structural barriers to achievement and well-being.
It would be really hard to definitively prove this theory, but a number of peer-reviewed studies have been able, they've been done that tend to suggest that they might be onto something.
This might be a model that explains things much better than other models that people have looked at, whether it be a strict poverty model, strict class model, a strict model that looks at just a genetic predisposition for things.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
It seems like this works better at explaining the phenomenon that we see.
jordan holmes
Hey, guys, it's easier to lose weight if you don't have the crushing gravity of daily indignity forced upon you.
dan friesen
Well, whether or not that's the case for everyone, what Cooper is arguing in the way she's articulating it is that something about this experience that we have, it leads to stress changes to the way our body works.
And so things that would work normally, X diet, let's say, doesn't work because of the metabolism changes that stress responses have caused.
I don't know if this has 100% been proven, but peer-reviewed studies that have been done have indicated that there might be something to this.
So I'm inclined not to write this off as some kind of just stupid bullshit, and rather that this might be an important conversation.
jordan holmes
No, and I would imagine that what also contributes to it is in the same way that women don't have heart medications are far less likely to work for women is because they're mainly tested on men.
Like all these studies about example.
Yeah, yeah, all the studies about diet and all of that shit are almost certainly focused entirely upon white people.
So the idea that it's simply something that people aren't paying attention to or studying is also may be the case.
dan friesen
I'm not entirely sure based on the things that she specifically brought up, but that very well could be a factor.
But like, you know.
jordan holmes
I mean, that could even be applied to weathering.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
You know?
dan friesen
The point here is that this woman is talking about something real that affects communities that Alex is not a part of and doesn't care about at all.
Instead of engaging with what she's actually saying and recognizing that she's not attacking him and not attacking Trump specifically even, he has to run to his safe bubble and create a straw man of her argument to attack.
And of course, that safe bubble that he has is pretty racist.
Yep.
So anyway, I mean, it's just unbelievable.
Like, the elements of it are like real stupid.
You know, creating the straw man to attack where she's blaming Trump for being fat or something is stupid.
And then the other part of it, too, is that it's just all over right-wing media.
Like, there's an article about it on The Blaze on Fox News.
It's just like, this is a talking point.
This is like Alex is just doing like, he might as well just be riffing on stupid right-wing news.
Like, that's the segment that they're doing.
It's just pathetic.
It's sad because I need this to be clear.
The show opened with an hour of religious fervor.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And now he has fucking Sargon of a cod in studio and he's trying to impress him with racism.
Like, that's what it's on the same episode.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's crazy.
So now, listen to this.
alex jones
Is Trump really a black woman?
Because let me tell you that.
unidentified
He's got a badonka dog.
carl benjamin
He has a lot of junk in his trunks.
alex jones
He's got an anchor mama ass.
jordan holmes
Well, stress eating is a lot of fun.
alex jones
It's kind of like Trump's butt now.
Does that mean I'm gay?
unidentified
I get where she was going with that.
alex jones
Big old juicy booty there.
I call you guys a family show.
But that's when I start having fun, folks.
jordan holmes
It's a family show.
dan friesen
This is what happens when I start having fun.
It's a family show.
jordan holmes
I get racist.
dan friesen
Uh-huh.
jordan holmes
Man, it's really nice of him to have Leanne McAdoo on in order to ignore and talk over her.
That's really kind of him.
carl benjamin
Right.
dan friesen
And she was kind of trying to make a better argument for the wrong conclusion.
That is like, you know, there is such a thing as stress eating.
She would be able to actually cover this a little better.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But Alex isn't interested in that.
He wants to impress Sargon.
That's what he wants to do.
It's like, I have made you bend to my will.
We're now in this place where I'm the alpha.
I have a dominance in the situation.
Now I'm going to curry your favor by making fun of SJWs like you love to do.
jordan holmes
I'm bringing you into my fold.
You are not contradicting me.
You're doing nothing.
I'm giving you these jokes so you will feel more comfortable and then you won't be like, hey, did he be, was he really mean to me?
dan friesen
No, I have dominated you and now I will make it all better.
Yeah, magnanimous in your this is propaganda aftercare is what's what's going on.
jordan holmes
I just gaslit you and now let's have some jokes.
dan friesen
So Alex goes to commercial there, family show, and he comes back trying to play baby got back because, of course.
jordan holmes
Can he not can we just not can we just make that against the rules for him?
dan friesen
It's stupid, but it actually works out being really funny based on what happens.
Alex has continued making these very racist voiced Chinese dragon videos.
jordan holmes
Jesus.
dan friesen
So Alex tried to come in with Baby Got Back because they just did that whole, she's got a big fat ass riff before they went to commercial.
He's trying to carry that over.
Something clearly isn't going right.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
No, they might as well have put on like the let's all go to the lobby fucking song right there.
dan friesen
30 seconds of dead air and the hit the panic button, go to the racist Chinese video.
jordan holmes
I know that's if that's your plan B, we're in trouble.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Plan A is have him say racist shit about black people.
Plan B, let's play a clip of him being racist towards Chinese people.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Great work, guys.
This is a family show.
dan friesen
So they get back and Alex talks about how like, yeah, we're trying to broadcast here.
jordan holmes
Hey, I'm not mad.
dan friesen
And I think he sounds furious.
unidentified
I'm not mad.
alex jones
This is no big deal.
unidentified
All right, ladies and gentlemen.
alex jones
We are here trying to broadcast as best we can today.
And we got Sargon of Accod and Leigh and McAdoo here with us in studio.
Guys, what would you call this period of time that we're at in the world right now?
dan friesen
This is a deep breath.
Just fucking so mad.
jordan holmes
Inhale through the nose is dark.
dan friesen
He is furious.
jordan holmes
Jesus.
dan friesen
And he says, we're trying to broadcast.
jordan holmes
Hey, guys, we're trying to broadcast in here.
dan friesen
I really think it's a strong indication that what I was saying might be the case.
Nobody crew is maybe a lot of replacements.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So then Alex decides it's time to go to some calls.
And so he takes a call, and it also does not go well.
alex jones
Right now, let's go to InfoWarrior Princess in California.
Thanks for holding InfoWarrior Princess.
You're on the air.
I know, Princess.
It is amazing, isn't it?
Yes.
Yes, it is good.
All right.
Well, she probably didn't like holding too long.
unidentified
Okay.
I'm sorry, Alex.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
alex jones
Hi.
unidentified
Sorry, sorry.
I had you on mute.
alex jones
It's okay.
jordan holmes
You're on air.
unidentified
This is the narc age.
It's the age of the narcissist and gaslighting.
The debate was a rerun of the nagging of the fake enemy news, the baboons throwing their boomerang.
alex jones
The baby.
jordan holmes
Dan?
The class of the point of order?
dan friesen
The classic archetype of baboons with boomerang.
jordan holmes
Man, you know what?
That's all wrong, but it is all racist.
Every part of that.
She's creating new racist things to say.
dan friesen
It might be, I don't know enough to say what Info Warrior Princess, where she's coming from.
It doesn't sound good.
So she ends up complaining about how Elizabeth Warren has no fashion sense.
jordan holmes
Yes, that's worth complaining about.
dan friesen
Alex's response is pretty normal.
unidentified
Well, at least we didn't have to see Hillary up there with her Mao Moo Moo on everything.
But we do see Warren with that black shirt and pants on for the past 45 years.
That poor girl ain't got no style.
alex jones
Hey, hey, guys, get this lady's getting InfoWarrior Princess's numbers.
I'm going to start a show saying that we've got a few of them.
dan friesen
Yeah, let's get her on to host this show where it's just callers that I keep talking about.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
I was going to say, once I heard them laugh, I was like, oh, she's killing.
She's going to get a show.
dan friesen
She's getting a job.
jordan holmes
If Old Man House Phone was here, they would run a two-man game that is unstoppable.
dan friesen
She's getting a job that's not real.
Yeah.
It's a good plan, though.
I mean, if Alex actually got around to doing it, which I don't think would be wise for him to do, giving his listeners actual authorship on the show.
jordan holmes
She did say Baboon's throwing boomerangs.
dan friesen
I think that he knows enough.
I mean, we talked about Owen Benjamin earlier.
He knows that some people might seem like they're right on, and then they might say something about.
jordan holmes
Hold on, it's all the Jews' fault.
No, Hit the pause button.
dan friesen
It's a dangerous thing to give his callers too much freedom.
Yeah.
And I think he knows that.
But it would be a really smart thing for him to do if that weren't the case because they'll work for free.
jordan holmes
For sure.
dan friesen
They'll get free content.
And I think it would be, I think that's why he keeps thinking, I got to do that.
Anyway, earlier, Alex was doing the big butt riff to try and impress Carl.
Sure, it was great.
And he gets into complaining about men demanding they be called ma'am, you know, trying to take some pot shots at the trans community.
Again, just to impress Carl.
Listen to how this clip ends.
alex jones
A bunch of men going, hell, these women.
People open doors for them.
Well, guess what?
I'm a woman.
I'll break your jaw.
unidentified
And as women.
alex jones
It's ma'am.
Sure, I was in prison two years ago and I bitch pressed 500 pounds.
unidentified
I'll kill you.
alex jones
You don't call me a woman, you piece of crap.
unidentified
Yeah, no, I have been like bucked up and being out in Austin.
I have had a.
alex jones
You shall.
Call me a woman.
unidentified
Yes, ma'am.
jordan holmes
Yes, ma'am.
alex jones
Give me a children.
Let them sit on my lap.
Like that?
dan friesen
You like that?
That's, I mean, he's said that multiple times now.
You like that?
Here's my riff.
unidentified
You like that?
alex jones
You think it's good?
dan friesen
It almost reminds me of.
jordan holmes
Everybody?
dan friesen
Almost reminds me of people at Open Mics that run a bit.
jordan holmes
Something there?
Anything there?
Is that stuff?
dan friesen
You want to punch this up?
I know you're the king of yelling about SJWs.
unidentified
Man.
Eh?
jordan holmes
Please clap.
unidentified
Carl.
dan friesen
Carl, validate me.
jordan holmes
I don't know why, but I think it's just her being there.
The fact that he has not listened to her one time is so offensive.
dan friesen
It is so awful.
He might have listened to her a little more in clips that I'm not playing, but it's maybe.
jordan holmes
But he is steamrolling the shit out of her.
dan friesen
I will say that these clips accurately portray the feeling of listening to this.
jordan holmes
God damn it.
That is so fucking awful.
unidentified
Just go, Leanne.
dan friesen
You've got these two people here, and he's just absurdly disrespecting both of them.
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's crazy.
jordan holmes
That is bananas.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's like you are, Leanne.
This series of clips is living proof why everything that you have said is wrong.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
They hate women.
They don't want them to speak.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So Alex wants Carl's validation, and Carl has an idea for what Alex, maybe what he should do.
carl benjamin
You like Snee Shit identifies a woman?
See what they do.
alex jones
I am a woman.
unidentified
And then you might be allowed to say whatever you want, Alex.
dan friesen
There's a clip playing underneath that that they didn't set up in any way.
There's just weird audio playing under it.
I have no idea what it is.
I don't care.
jordan holmes
Man.
dan friesen
So Carl should know better than anyone that this sort of thing has already been done.
Like his fellow internet propagandist Lauren Southern already did this gender prank, if you want to call it that.
alex jones
Sure.
dan friesen
So he already knows full well what the result is.
In 2016, Lauren did a stunt where she legally changed her gender to male.
I guess it's an attempt to demonstrate how easy it is to get that changed on your ID card in Canada.
jordan holmes
And look how hypocritical the libs are going to be.
They're going to be like, you can't do that.
dan friesen
Obviously, this was just an attempt to troll and rile up the trans community, who she'd made a large part of her career victimizing.
That's all this was meant to do.
In most of the coverage of this, I can find, it doesn't seem like people took the bait.
A lot of responses that I found were more focused on how sad this kind of stunt was and how it demonstrates a fundamental disinterest in learning anything about the communities that she was attacking.
Ultimately, most people saw this for what it was: a publicity stunt intended to make money off angering people who care about social justice.
jordan holmes
And a dumb one.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Lauren worked for Rebel Media at the time and already had a career going that was full of sad, offensive stunts.
So anyone who knew what she was about knew what she was doing.
I saw some responses that were along the lines of saying things like, this is a great demonstration of the progress being made in Canada where someone's identity isn't questioned and belittled by doctors they consult.
Which I think is probably the best way to take a propagandist stunt and take the power away from them.
jordan holmes
I changed my gender to male on the ID.
unidentified
Cool.
jordan holmes
This is a great country.
dan friesen
But all in all, it was a flop for Lauren.
And thus she moved on to trying to raise money for her to go along with the white supremacist adjacent group Generation Identity to intercept boats of refugees in the Mediterranean Sea.
Then she moved on to complaining about how a ton of her fans treat her like shit because she's a white woman and not subservient to a husband and cranking out white kids.
And then she moved on to quitting political stuff in June 2019.
Leanne.
If Alex wanted to do this sort of thing, this kind of stunt, I guess he's welcome to, but I don't think he'd get the response that Carl's pretending he would.
I suspect people would just see it as a pathetic, desperate man trying to get attention the only way he knows how, by acting out and trying to make people angry, which again is what children do.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I wonder what Carl thinks the reaction would be.
dan friesen
Oh, it'd be huge.
You'd make so many people mad.
jordan holmes
Really?
unidentified
I think that's – I think – is that what he thinks would happen?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
These guys just do not understand.
They just absolutely have no fucking clue.
dan friesen
That would trigger the libs.
jordan holmes
No, it wouldn't.
dan friesen
It would be maybe a section of people would, and I think they would be well within their right to be mad.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah, no, he's clearly fucking trying to mock trans identity.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Obviously, that's the case.
But the response to that for most people would just be like, if you're sincere, cool.
And if you're not, you're a dick.
So fuck you.
dan friesen
I think, especially Alex, you know, I think most people would respond to it with, wow, this is what it is.
jordan holmes
It's bad.
dan friesen
This is what it's come to.
jordan holmes
It's bad.
unidentified
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
Really need to sell that bone broth.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
How the mighty have fallen.
dan friesen
So I think that this episode sucks.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
I think this October 16th episode is one of the weirder disasters I've seen in Alex's present-day stuff.
The bizarre religious fanaticism at the beginning of it that is nothing.
It's meaningless.
jordan holmes
Also racist.
dan friesen
Probably.
jordan holmes
The genetically predisposed.
dan friesen
Oh, yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Implicitly racist.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Then pivoting into vain nonsense about TV shows making fun of him.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Then turning into a pageant of trying to sway Sargon of a cod into liking him racistly.
Sure.
And transphobically.
And establishing the power dynamic by lying about the real world, lest it enter the bubble of Infowars coverage.
I just think it's a terrible show.
And you add in to the tech problems, like just the awful, awful dead air.
jordan holmes
That is so bad.
dan friesen
Right.
Unfortunately, Alex has a different position.
He thinks the show's gone great.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay, good.
alex jones
Hey, I want to take a few calls.
I want to just say something about the crew.
We had an incredible show today.
jordan holmes
Really?
alex jones
And I take on all the stuff that really gets me angry.
And then we have dead air and any little technical problems.
I tend to blow up here on Aaron Ann off here, but I love everybody.
How do we deal with the stress of globalism and its death rows, really what this is?
And then not take on their hysteria and their anger when we're empathically focusing on them.
Because Leon talks about this.
How do you fight this agenda but not let them take your energy and staring into the abyss become the abyss?
carl benjamin
I don't know.
It was globalism that made me fine.
alex jones
Exactly.
dan friesen
They have nothing.
They have nothing.
Alex is trying to ask this overarching question after pretty much publicly apologizing for screaming at the crew off air.
Yeah.
Between hit commercial breaks.
If he's bringing it up on air.
jordan holmes
You have one fucking job to do.
dan friesen
If he's bringing it up on air, then that means that he did something real fucked up off air.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I would assume.
jordan holmes
I think he threw a sledgehammer.
dan friesen
Maybe.
He has hatchets around.
carl benjamin
Yeah.
dan friesen
And, you know, then he's trying to ask the overarching big question of like, how do we deal with the death throats of globalists?
And all Carl can do is make a joke, like a little dismissive joke referencing back to the big ass pageant.
unidentified
Yeah, they're not going to be able to do it.
jordan holmes
Not even a joke, a callback.
A callback, yeah.
dan friesen
This is nothing.
This show is terrible.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, Leanne probably has something to say, but at this point, I doubt there's any purpose in opening her mouth at all.
dan friesen
Nope.
jordan holmes
Jesus.
dan friesen
So this show sucks.
The present day is terrible.
But again, like I said, I think that there is value and a need to, at least in some fashion, keep track of the fact that Alex seems to be in the early stages of pivoting into being an outright cult leader.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And if that's the case, people should take that seriously.
And even if it's not the case, people should take the other things that he's clearly manifesting seriously.
If sincere and real, it's only a matter of time before something really bad happens.
If not sincere, still, if you care about him, you should not be allowing him to act this way.
jordan holmes
Yeah, what wouldn't surprise me at all, based on the trends that we're seeing, is as the mainstream, quote, alt right media has transformed more into Alex's show, I wouldn't be surprised if next year all of their shows are apocalyptically religious and openly racist and transphobic.
dan friesen
I think a number of them already are.
Yeah, you're probably right.
I don't know what to expect.
I don't think that there's a lot of ways for me to know what the larger right-wing media is going to do.
jordan holmes
It's trending more and more towards Alex.
dan friesen
Maybe.
If history is prelude, then maybe that is what we would expect.
But also, I think that there's a possibility that if things get bad enough, they could course correct a little bit.
jordan holmes
There may come a reckoning.
dan friesen
There might be.
Especially people who have sponsors.
jordan holmes
A come to Jesus moment.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I think that it's entirely possible.
That doesn't mean they'll become good up-and-up outlets.
No, of course.
But there is a possibility that they'll start hiding a little bit of this stuff right now.
Scale it back to an extent.
But then there are obviously some who are not beholden to sponsors who may do exactly what you're saying.
I don't know.
None of it seems good, but we'll see what happens.
jordan holmes
We will see.
dan friesen
Anyway, we have a website.
jordan holmes
We do have a website.
It is knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen
You bet.
We also are on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter.
dan friesen
Unlike Sargon of a Cod.
jordan holmes
Oh, Carl Gon of a Coward.
We are on Twitter.
It's ActKnowledge underscore fight and at GoToBet Jordan.
dan friesen
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jordan holmes
We are on Facebook.
And if you would like to download the show, listen to it, share it, go to iTunes, leave a review, or go listen to it wherever podcastual applications are sold.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
Indeed.
We'll be back on Monday, but until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZX Clark.
I'm Sargon of Akkad.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
jordan holmes
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
jordan holmes
I love your work.
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