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Sept. 30, 2019 - Knowledge Fight
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#349: April 15-16, 2013

Today, Dan and Jordan take a look at the episodes of The Alex Jones Show on the day of and the day after the bombing at the Boston Marathon. In this installment, a Family Guy episode gets distorted, one of Alex's employee's relatives becomes an essential piece of the conspiracy, and Detective John Munch comes along for the ride.

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alex jones
26:01
d
dan friesen
02:05:36
j
jordan holmes
35:31
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richard belzer
04:13
Clips
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david knight
00:07
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doug hagmann
00:24
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jakari jackson
00:30
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joel skousen
00:09
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rob dew
00:01
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Speaker Time Text
unidentified
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys.
alex jones
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
Dan and Jordan.
richard belzer
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
Need money.
Andy in Kansas.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
Stop it.
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
unidentified
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes who like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk just a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen
What up?
jordan holmes
Dan?
dan friesen
What up, playboy?
jordan holmes
Are you panicking?
dan friesen
I am.
Why?
jordan holmes
Are you panicking over vape fever?
dan friesen
Oh, yeah.
I mean, I guess this whole thing is going on.
I'm so sick of this bullshit.
Is that your question?
jordan holmes
I know, right?
dan friesen
Is that your question?
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
I want to hear your thoughts on this.
dan friesen
Well, I was thinking about this, and it happened.
I'm old enough now, I'm 35. I'm old enough and have a career as someone who has smoked things for long enough to realize that it kind of happens every generation.
There's kind of a little bit of a panic of some kind that we're marketing things to children, and then you restrict everybody's access to fun stuff.
Like when I was, I would call it 1920-ish or so, I smoked cigarettes and Camel came out with a line of cigarettes that would come in a tin.
And there was a vanilla flavor.
unidentified
Oh, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
I remember those, yeah.
dan friesen
There was an orange chocolate.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
These were really awesome, cool flavors that they had.
I fucking love these things.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
And then there was a big stink about that, and they ended up having to get them out of the stores because they were selling them to kids.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And, I mean, the same things have lingered for a long time.
Like, you can't sell menthol cigarettes 100 feet from a school in Chicago.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Or whatever.
You have these weird rules about, like, these appeal to children, therefore gone.
And now we're just going through with the next generation of technology with the vapes.
I think it's fucking lame.
I understand that, like, I don't know, a cotton candy vape cartridge might appeal to a younger person, but you know what?
I'm 30 fucking 5 and I want to buy one too.
I'm not proud of that, but I do.
unidentified
I bought the sour gummy worm flavor from the vape shop.
dan friesen
I have to try them.
I love the novelty.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
I like the weirdness of it, and I don't appreciate this government overreach.
jordan holmes
Oh, man, it's so stupid.
It's so fantastic.
dan friesen
But I do also understand that there are problems that are possibly coming to light about vape use.
That we just didn't have enough time to really understand some of the dangers about them.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, for sure.
dan friesen
And if things are motivated along those lines and there are restrictions that are made, then I kind of understand.
But if it's just flavor-based, the fuck out of here.
jordan holmes
No, fuck off.
Fuck off.
dan friesen
So that's my speech on vapes.
jordan holmes
I was wondering.
dan friesen
Yeah, I'm not thrilled with that.
I also just miss those camels that came in a tin.
jordan holmes
Love those fucking picks.
Everybody has pointed it out, but it is never not hilarious to me that it's like, Walmart, we're never selling vapes again!
I'll take two packs of Camel.
Thank you very much.
Wonderful.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's a mess.
So this is a podcast where I have a lot of feelings about flavored tobacco products, and I know a lot about Alex Jones.
unidentified
I think I'm...
jordan holmes
We're going both now.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, today we are getting into the long-awaited and highly anticipated and anxiety-provoking episode of the Alex Jones Show from April 15th and 16th.
We'll be going over today where the Boston Marathon bombing happens.
And we get to see how Alex responds to it in real time.
And I sincerely think that this is one of the grimmer looks at a man.
jordan holmes
Great.
dan friesen
Great.
jordan holmes
Alright, off to a good start.
dan friesen
He does not comport himself well.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's a surprise!
dan friesen
I will say.
jordan holmes
That's a surprise.
dan friesen
Along the way, I have a lot of very fine points to make.
And it's one of the things that I think is really the most difficult and most rewarding of doing this podcast.
And that is that whenever there's something like this, the tragedy happens or news breaks, you really get to see how Alex spins his wheels in real time.
And I think deconstructing how the...
The ball moves forward, especially in the immediate point, I think is really revealing.
And then also, I lost respect for someone that I previously had respect for.
jordan holmes
Oh yeah?
dan friesen
And it's not Dan Badandi.
jordan holmes
It's not Dan Badandi?
I assume it's not Leo.
dan friesen
Zagami?
No.
jordan holmes
There's nothing that could make me lose respect for Leo.
dan friesen
Leo Zagami does not show up over this stretch of time.
jordan holmes
That would be funny.
dan friesen
That would be wild.
jordan holmes
That would be wild.
dan friesen
I did it!
Especially because Alex doesn't know him at this point.
So that would be very strange.
jordan holmes
He just walks into studio.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So we'll get into all that, and I think there's a lot to learn, a lot to discuss today.
But before we get to that, you've got to take a moment to say thank you to some people who have signed up and made this anxiety-provoking episode possible.
jordan holmes
Love it.
dan friesen
So first of all, thank you to Philip.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Thanks, Philip.
dan friesen
Next, Caitlin.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thanks, Caitlin.
Next, Dustin.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Dustin.
dan friesen
I had a guy I worked at a movie theater with named Dustin, and his last initial was G, and it made him furious that his name was Dusting.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
dan friesen
And I hope that this person is not living in the same gerund-related struggle.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
Next, Claire.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Claire.
dan friesen
Next, Lenoir, I believe.
L-E-N-O-I-R.
Lenoir.
jordan holmes
I like it.
dan friesen
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you, Lenoir.
Close the raven.
jordan holmes
Lenoir.
dan friesen
And then finally, I'd like to say thank you to a couple people who have donated on Elevated Level.
We appreciate that very much.
So, Santi and Admiral Cavendish, thank you to you both.
You are wonderful technocrats.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
Crikey, mate.
That's fantastic.
Have yourself a brew.
How's your 401k doing, bro?
All right, we got to go full tilt boogie on this, Watson, all right?
Let's just get down to business.
We ain't making that money off that heroin.
Why are you pimps so good?
My neck is freakishly large.
I declare...
Infowar on you!
dan friesen
Thank you so much, Santi, and thank you so much, Admiral Cavendish.
jordan holmes
Yes, thank you very much.
dan friesen
King of the high seas.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
If you're out there listening and you like the show and what we do, and you'd like to support the efforts therein?
jordan holmes
Thereby?
dan friesen
I'm not sure what it would be.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that one's troublesome.
dan friesen
But whatever the case, if you'd like to support our show, you can do that by going to our website, knowledgefight.com, clicking the button that says support the show.
We would appreciate it.
jordan holmes
Please do.
dan friesen
So, I want to give a tiny little speech here, just to kick things off.
alex jones
Just right at the gate.
dan friesen
So, we're starting on April 15th, 2013, at 2.49 Eastern Time, a bomb detonated near the finish line of the Boston Marathon.
Fourteen seconds later, a second bomb, placed 210 yards away, went off.
Three people were killed, but at least 264 were wounded, 14 of whom required amputations.
The high number of injuries was the result of the homemade bombs being packed with nails and ball bearings meant to be shrapnel to hit as many people as possible.
The bombs themselves were very rudimentary, which led authorities to believe that this could easily be the work of amateurs.
Their basic construction of the bombs was just a pressure cooker filled with gunpowder, a little wiring, and the shrapnel.
The gunpowder came from fireworks that were purchased and emptied into the pressure cookers, which is just chilling to think about.
A person with really terrible intentions could do so much damage with pretty easy-to-get materials if they're so motivated and drawn that direction.
When this all happened, I was working a terrible temp job at an insurance company that I had no business being in the underwriting department for.
It was just a very weird circumstance.
They had very little work for me to do, so a lot of my time was spent reading conspiracy message boards to pass the time.
I remember April 15th, 2013 very clearly, and I remember how everyone in the conspiracy world was following Alex Jones' lead.
So many of the narratives that I heard listening back to these episodes were taken as concrete fact on the sites that I was killing time reading, and when posters on those sites would be pushed to provide a source, it was very regularly Infowars links.
I struggled with how to present this episode since everyone listening knows how this plays out, at least in the real world, or at least they know the basics of it.
Our episode today is going to cover exclusively April 15th and 16th, and I kind of feel like if I lay out everything that happens with the...
The aftermath of the bombing and how things progress, that'll leave us with very little to deconstruct and talk about when the later events come around when we cover future episodes.
So I apologize if that's unsatisfying, but I assure you we'll cover all that stuff as it unfolds.
For now, by the time Alex goes off air on the episode on April 16th, no one knows anything about who did the bombing.
No one knows what their motivations could have been or if they were even working with a terrorist group.
Here's all the information that had come out by the 16th.
It was clear very quickly that this was an attack.
Initially, a whole lot of the media coverage was about people who saved each other's lives.
In the absence of any concrete things to report, that seems like the next most important story to tell, reassuring people.
People were embodying that Mr. Rogers spirit of looking for the helpers.
Obama's press conference mirrored this with him highlighting the bright parts of humanity that come out in a tragedy.
The people selflessly helping each other, the runners continuing to run to the hospital to donate blood.
Inspiring and unifying images, basically.
We gotta tell people something.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
This is something that Alex really doesn't talk about at all over the course of these episodes.
And sincerely, the human aspect of this, both that's inspirational and the part that's tragic, I don't really see Alex being all that interested in any of that stuff.
By the 16th, Obama had given his speech, and he called this an act of terror, but wasn't necessarily calling it strongly a terrorist attack.
And that kind of caused a little bit of weird conversation surrounding, why aren't you calling this a terrorist attack?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Which we'll touch on a little bit down the road on this episode.
The FBI, who was quoted by the BBC, is calling it a, quote, potential terrorist investigation that they were engaged in.
Boston Police Commissioner Edward Davis held a press conference and announced they had no specific intelligence that something like this would happen in advance.
The country, but Boston in particular, was in a very fucked up place.
Something that had such positive connotations, a marathon, had been turned into something terrifying.
Marathons were the sort of thing that you associate with being the culmination of hard work and dedication, with family and friends cheering you on to make it those last steps to get across the finish line.
The bombers had taken those associations and replaced them with blood trails and missing limbs, which is very hard to deal with as a country, even if you're watching it on TV, even if you're away from it.
Particularly for the people immediately associated with what happened, but everybody is reeling to an extent.
And on top of that, the culprits were still on the loose, and there wasn't a lot of clues about who'd done this.
Boston was on high alert, with heightened law enforcement levels on the streets.
No one knew if this person or persons were going to strike again.
No one knew what to expect.
No one knew anything, except that a lot of people got hurt and that it was intentional.
This is an incredibly tense situation.
It's one of elevated anxiety and one where people crave any information to help them make sense of what happened.
It's the kind of situation where someone like Alex Jones is at his most dangerous.
Because no one knew what the story was of what had happened, Alex was free to craft the story all his own.
And no one could really prove that he was wrong.
It was the very definition of that metaphor I always use about Alex needing to act fast.
He needs to act while the concrete is wet.
Until that concrete dries, he can easily put his initials in there forever.
But if he waits too long, he's going to need a jackhammer to make an impression.
I try to approach this show, our podcast, from a position with a bit of objectivity and elevating myself above stuff and not let myself get too mad.
But I can't sit here and pretend that what we're going to go over here today doesn't infuriate me.
For one, my family lived in Boston and Cambridge from just after I was born until I was six years old.
And while I don't remember much of that time too vividly, nor can I really claim any kind of big association with the city, it's still a part of my life.
I've always held a real fondness for Boston, and I was a huge fan of the Mighty Mighty Bostones growing up, but ultimately that has little to do with my anger.
And I'm not trying to personalize this to myself.
What makes me angry is that if you pay attention to Alex during the immediate aftermath of this attack, you can very clearly see that what he's doing is intentional.
We often discuss the stupid versus evil question, and I find his behavior that we're going to look at squarely on the evil side.
I hope by the time we reach the end of this episode you'll see what I'm saying and realize that Alex is making calculated decisions in order to maximize his outcome.
This episode will take us straight through to the 16th, and like I said, by that point the world really doesn't know that much.
We're a full two days away from the FBI releasing photos of the suspects and three days away from an arrest, but those are all things we'll cover on a future episode.
At this point, we know that the bombs were pressure cookers, we know it was an attack, and that's about it.
At least, that's what we know by the 16th.
As Alex's show begins on the 15th, the attack hasn't even happened yet.
He has no idea what's going to happen by the end of the time he's on air, and thus we begin today's show very familiarly, in the sense that the show, you know, it's in a very serious holding pattern, and we hear the familiar things that we've heard over the past couple weeks.
Right.
But knowing what we know, and knowing how his show, before it goes off air, is going to have this giant curveball thrown, it's very surreal to hear the completely normal thing at the beginning.
And so that's where we'll end up jumping in.
unidentified
Alright.
jordan holmes
I feel like I should pull curtains open after that.
And we have set the stage and now our first act begins.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I'm sorry if that's a bit much.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
I'm saying that it's theatrical.
It is what it is.
dan friesen
I don't mean it to be.
I just felt that there needed to be more of a thesis to this than normal.
jordan holmes
The stakes are a little bit higher.
dan friesen
A little bit.
And I came away from this, listening to these episodes, with far more of a strong feeling of like...
He's doing this on purpose.
I can see the craft here than in other times in the past.
Granted, on some smaller scale things, it's obvious.
You can see, like, he's doing that on purpose.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
But in this case, it was just pretty overt, and I found it to be repulsive.
jordan holmes
An actual...
Like, world-shaking crisis, pried open his bullshit, and now you see the craft.
You see the artifice behind it.
unidentified
And the narcissistic malignant personality disorder.
dan friesen
And it would be very difficult to concretely see it as much in the moment.
Like, back then, if you're listening in 2013, it's much more difficult to see the ways that manipulation is being done.
But now, six years later, looking back...
It's pretty fucking clear, to me at least.
And I hope, you know, I'll present these clips that we have and we'll walk through this and I hope the conclusion isn't that, hey, Dan's way off on this one.
jordan holmes
Yeah, after three years of non-stop creating context for almost precisely this moment.
I think Dan got it wrong!
dan friesen
So we start on the 15th, and Alex has a pretty standard narrative to begin the show.
alex jones
Gold is down 6.91%.
6.91% to $1,380 an ounce.
They're calling this a collapse.
A collapse would be losing half its value is generally what you call a collapse, not 6.91.
But they're trying to create a collapse.
Here's the headlines.
Gold set for worst two-day loss since 1983.
dan friesen
So he's leading the show with gold is down, but...
It's not real, really.
unidentified
Hey, hey, hey.
jordan holmes
What?
6.9%?
Nah, that's nothing.
dan friesen
No big deal.
You need to lose 50 before it's a problem.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So he's rationalizing and minimizing this drop in the gold price.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And, of course, it should be pointed out, he's syndicated by the same guy who owns Midas Resources, a gold sales company.
So anytime he has a narrative that surrounds gold, it's like, well, I don't know about you, man.
I don't know if I'm going to listen to you.
jordan holmes
Well, the first thing that I hear is him being like, hey, no, no, don't worry about it.
It's not a collapse.
Because I think the next sentence is going to be, now's a great time to buy, actually.
It's 6.9% down.
dan friesen
He does actually think that.
unidentified
Yeah, of course he does.
dan friesen
And he thinks that there's a conspiracy behind it.
jordan holmes
Naturally.
dan friesen
That the globalists have exactly the same idea that you do.
alex jones
So there's the headline.
Panic is everywhere.
Worst two-day loss since 1983.
So that's how the media is pushing at ABC News.
Gold investors exit amid price collapse.
Meanwhile, you'll see Soros badmouth gold.
You'll see other globalists do it.
They just want to be able to drive it down to buy it.
dan friesen
See?
jordan holmes
There we go.
There it is.
There it is.
dan friesen
So in April 2013, gold prices plummeted.
Today, Alex is talking about this 6% drop, but it would continue from here, ending April with a 13% drop.
This absolutely feeds into Alex's paranoias that we've been seeing, since he's a propagandist who's syndicated by a company that's also a gold dealer.
But everything he's suggesting about this drop in price is not true.
It's one of those universal features of Alex's worldview that this taps into, and that is selective omnipotence.
The globalists are so overpowered that they have complete control over all commodity prices and push them up or down to suit their whims.
They're suppressing the price of gold, according to Alex, which explains why the value isn't through the roof, but one day they're going to stop suppressing it, so you better buy your gold from Midas Resources now before it's too late.
jordan holmes
Of course!
That makes perfect sense.
dan friesen
But they're not just suppressing the price.
Sometimes they also crash the price, but that's just so it gets really cheap and they can buy it all up.
jordan holmes
Right, like the earlier one, except for bigger.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but you can't do it all the time, though.
dan friesen
But it also makes no fucking sense.
alex jones
No.
dan friesen
They're the fucking globalists.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
They're in bed with the Federal Reserve.
Money is not an issue to them.
jordan holmes
It's a huge issue to them.
dan friesen
If they wanted to buy up all the gold, they could just do it at whatever price point they wanted.
They don't need to wait for a 6% drop in price like they're the evil version of a coupon cutter.
jordan holmes
What are you talking about?
This is bullshit.
You think you get rich by not taking a 6% cut?
dan friesen
If you're the fucking globalists, you do.
alex jones
They're evil.
jordan holmes
They're evil, but they're thrifty, Dan.
dan friesen
I'm not sure they are.
I don't know if fiscal prudence is a hallmark of Alex's characterization of his enemies.
jordan holmes
Dan, the old adage is you don't get rich by spending money, Dan.
dan friesen
That's what they tell the poor people.
jordan holmes
You get rich by hoarding it!
unidentified
I don't know.
dan friesen
I just think it's absurd to think like, oh yeah, the globalists, they would buy up all the gold, but they need it just a little bit lower in price.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It's ridiculous.
jordan holmes
The globalists can do whatever they want at any time, whenever they want it, but...
They're mostly worried about inconveniencing a lot of people.
dan friesen
And margins.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
That's the selective omnipotence part.
They can do anything, but they're encumbered by whatever restrictions I decide to put on them that make it convenient for my narratives.
jordan holmes
His big restriction, I think, that we'll always come back to is that they have to make you agree to it.
That's their restriction.
They can do whatever they want, but you have to say yes to them.
You have to shake their hand.
dan friesen
Like vampires.
Bullshit.
jordan holmes
Like in Gravity Falls with the triangle man.
dan friesen
Nonsense.
So in reality, if you consult more grounded, data-driven sources like the International Business Times or Forbes, the picture is really clear what's going on and post-mortems that were done after the fact into 2014.
The first variable is that gold mining companies were having a particularly bad year around this point, which is an indicator to investors.
These companies took out expenditures and loans to establish new mines like Nova Gold did in Alaska and they were not coming through.
The picture looked like a lot of these companies that provide a lot of the supply of gold were in trouble and that's a bad sign downstream.
The second factor was automated commodities trading.
Tons of trading entities had set up algorithms, but they also set them up with very similar or the same buy and sell points.
So when the market veered in one direction, you had a number of groups who were following the same pattern.
This wouldn't have had too much of an effect on the larger price of gold if it were just one or two entities automatically buying and selling.
But as commodities analyst Jeffrey Christian told the International Business Times, quote, it was more than 1,000 entities trading in a 10-minute period, which has a severe impact.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
You see this in a lot of commodities markets, and it's probably something that we should fucking regulate super heavily.
And maybe it isn't even a healthy thing to allow, quite frankly.
jordan holmes
No, it is absolutely not.
dan friesen
But I'm not certain I'm well-versed enough in markets to know if it's a good idea for us to just say, like, let's outlaw automated trading.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
I'm not positive all the ramifications of that, but we should also be like, Let's get this under control.
jordan holmes
Michael Lewis wrote a book about the automation and how the larger banks are trying to set up their servers as close as possible because even an inch of...
Fucking fiber optic cable means a 1 trillionth of a second faster.
And since all of this stuff is automated, that means that you win 1 trillionth of a cent more than your competitors.
dan friesen
Yeah, and that adds up.
jordan holmes
Exactly, because you're making 10 billion trades a second, you know, whatever it is.
And, yeah, no, it should absolutely be against the law.
100%.
Because we've seen it so many times that, like, all of a sudden there's just this flash.
Crisis that lasts 20 minutes and people lose.
dan friesen
And a lot of it could be fairly just accidental and based on computer.
jordan holmes
And some of that stuff involves the random Twitter content and like the general mood of Twitter as a way of like, well, we buy or sell this nonsense.
And you're like, dude, that's crazy.
dan friesen
It's all very bizarre computer shit that ends up affecting real world stuff in a way that maybe we should get a rain on.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but not them.
dan friesen
You're saying outlaw it.
Maybe.
Right.
There's where we stand.
Point is that Alex is lying about the gold situation in 2013.
Now, honestly, I think it's a factor in this whole thing that I hadn't considered too much about this escalating rhetoric that he's been putting out.
I mostly didn't consider it because he hasn't talked about it much until this episode.
The price of gold dropping is a huge part of his financial collapse narratives.
So it would make sense that he would latch onto it as a sign of the implosion that's coming ahead.
And whether or not it's spoken, I feel like this has been in the background for...
At least these April episodes that we've been listening to, just as a ghost.
jordan holmes
Just the drop of gold prices.
dan friesen
But maybe he thought, like, eh, it'll course correct, and now it hasn't.
So he's talking about it.
I'll say that he kind of gets distracted by something a little later in this episode.
It doesn't factor too much into the coverage of the bombing, but I wanted to bring this up here and make a point out of it, because I have a strong suspicion it's going to get incorporated into his narratives moving forward, because it does not stop.
Gold has a bad year in 2013.
But a particularly bad April.
That's when things really start to dive.
And it does make sense from all of his hustle narrative.
Those motivations.
It makes sense that that would be a factor in a precipitous drop downwards in his life.
So Alex spins his wheels and he's yelling about this.
There's the financial side of things.
There's the...
You know, all of the same, like, they're going to take your kids, the globalists are trying to get the veterans, all this.
He's yelling, and he reaches a despondent state.
And he starts talking about how he doesn't know what to do.
How's my daughter supposed to protect herself against the globalists?
And I honestly think that this is one of the more, like, irresponsible things for him to do.
alex jones
I don't just say I get chills, folks.
I can hardly do this radio show.
Because...
Even doing this radio show is just like everything's business as usual.
It's not business as usual.
I just am so worried about my children.
I watched my five-year-old daughter go off to dance class this morning with my mother, who took her.
My mother's innocent, even though she's a very smart person who knows history, is a history-obsessed buff.
That means she's not?
I mean, what is my mother supposed to do to fight the New World Order?
What's my five-year-old daughter supposed to do?
I'm the man.
I'm supposed to do something about this, and I don't know what to do.
Because you've got crazy criminals running wild.
You can go out in Austin, Texas, or San Diego, California, and every person you talk to...
In trendy areas, says put all gun owners in forced labor camps.
Ban water.
I mean, they're just a sick cult of sick freaks who are not connected to history or reality and have no idea what they're going to do to everybody.
Okay?
I mean, oh man.
We'll be back.
Stay with us.
dan friesen
So that's...
jordan holmes
We're going to head out.
To these tasty licks.
dan friesen
That's a reference to the Mark Dice man on the street prank videos.
Everyone wants to lock up gun owners.
jordan holmes
They want to outlaw water, Dan.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
We need that.
dan friesen
It's insane to me.
That's what that's based on, first of all.
And second of all, I just really think that the escalation in his rhetoric that we've seen over the past couple weeks of his show, where it's really very seriously getting to the point of, like, we are fucked.
They're going to destroy us imminently and all this stuff.
When Alex has moments where he's getting really emotional and saying, I don't know what to do, you are derelict in your duty.
You have riled your audience up into a frenzy, and you're saying, look, I know I'm the captain, but I don't know how to steer this fucking thing.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Which leads the audience to think, like, I got some ideas.
jordan holmes
In case you were wondering, it's fucking chaos.
The ship is going down, and you're on top of it.
So what are you going to do?
Are you going to jump?
No, you're going to light the ship on fire with everybody you've ever met.
dan friesen
It's even worse than that, because Alex is like, okay, look, look, the boat is completely fucked.
It's going down.
I am a boat expert.
I know everything about boats, and I gotta tell you, I don't know what to do.
jordan holmes
I don't know what's going on.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So the audience has...
jordan holmes
We're gonna need a bigger boat, literally.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
There's an expectation that the audience could have that's like, even the most brilliant mind against the globalists doesn't know what to do.
Maybe some of my ideas would be good.
It frees them up to not really take...
Alex's advice along the lines of, this is an info war.
This is non-violent.
When you have him admit, like, I don't know what to do, it kind of opens up the idea of, like, trust your own instincts.
Do whatever you're fucking going to do.
And that's really dangerous.
You need a steady hand if you're going to act like Alex is going to act.
You can't be like, I don't know.
Fuck it.
jordan holmes
I do like finding out more and more of his unique theology in that, like, my mom is very innocent, even though she's intelligent, where you're like, you're taking the whole fruit of the knowledge of good and evil tree a little too literally.
dan friesen
I think he means...
jordan holmes
Knowing something doesn't necessarily mean that you lose innocence.
dan friesen
That's an interesting possibility.
I read it more along the lines of he just means, like, innocence as naivete, or, you know, sort of a blissful ignorance of the...
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
I guess that's pretty similar.
So, in this next clip...
jordan holmes
Only the dumb can be innocent.
dan friesen
In this next clip, you know, the world hasn't changed yet, so Alex is still in a place where he can make petty complaints about pop culture.
jordan holmes
Like it.
dan friesen
So here's some of that.
alex jones
I don't really pay attention to pop culture, but I've been forced to, and the stuff targeting tweenie and preteen girls.
jordan holmes
Like vaping.
alex jones
Eight, nine, ten, eleven-year-olds.
That I hear booming out of cars and that I see children listening to on their iPads and iPods.
All of it is sexualizing them and hardcore devil worship.
jordan holmes
Kill your own dad.
alex jones
And I'm not just talking about Lady Gaga, but Kesha, Jay-Z, all of it.
And again, the guys were showing me this weekend some of the Kesha videos.
Where they're teaching young girls how to commit suicide and how beautiful it is to be married to the devil.
dan friesen
Shut up, old man.
You leave Kesha alone.
jordan holmes
What are we doing?
dan friesen
What are we doing?
I was like, I remember there being some kind of Satan-y things in the Die Young video.
So I went back and I watched it, and yeah, there was some devil stuff in there.
Cool.
unidentified
Cool.
dan friesen
Yeah, but there's not teaching people how to kill themselves.
Then I started watching some more Kesha videos.
I'm like, hey, Alex, why don't you talk about Your Love Is My Drug?
Why don't you talk about some of these real uplifting, fun, great pop songs that you put out?
Be that as it may, on a recent episode, we heard Alex talking about how he stayed up late at night because that's when they played the hardcore rock and roll.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I was going to say.
dan friesen
Those people weren't doing devil imagery.
jordan holmes
Seriously.
Calm down, old man.
The last clip we went to break with Led Zeppelin, goddammit!
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Famous!
unidentified
Famously!
dan friesen
You can't have it both ways without just being like, I hate the kids.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
Just say that.
dan friesen
Grumpy old asshole.
jordan holmes
Kids, I don't understand children's music these days.
dan friesen
That's all you're saying.
Who gives a fuck?
jordan holmes
I'm old, I'm old is all I heard.
dan friesen
So in this next clip, Alex is continuing his obsession with Mark Dice's Man on the Street reports.
And one of the things that I think is really interestingly revealed in this clip is he's talking about the videos that Mark's putting out.
But then he starts discussing plans of a video of a man on the street thing he wants to do.
And I think he's going about it wrong.
alex jones
Because I talked to Mark Dice.
I mean, he went out and talked to people, and that's what he ran into.
The video's up on DrudgeReport.com on the left-hand side underneath the California flag of the bear in distress.
And you watch it, and every person, except for two young women who are obviously sisters, they say, I don't want to turn my guns in.
I own guns.
Everyone else, he said, you know, we're going to play it in a moment.
We're going to go and arrest the evil white Tea Party people and take their guns.
And by the way, I'm going to send my reporters out to go one step further and say, you know what, these people haven't paid their fair share.
Let's have 100% taxes on them and put them in forced labor camps.
And I guarantee you, I will find people at the University of Texas ready to put you in a forced labor camp.
dan friesen
He guarantees it because he's going to edit it.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
He's like, alright, here's the piece of propaganda I'm gonna put together.
I'm gonna send someone out on the street and I bet I can find somebody.
I bet you can too!
jordan holmes
That is fun.
That is fun to be like, I guarantee that I can go out on that street right now and find a car.
dan friesen
I guarantee that I can craft a narrative that I will present to you and show as universal agreement that we should be putting in camps.
Dude, that is not how this works.
You can't allow yourself to pretend that that's reporting or means anything.
I think that that clip is trivial in many ways.
But I think it's important because what we're about to witness with his coverage of the bombing, that clip is him very clearly saying, Mark Dice did such a great job.
He created amazing perception here with this video.
I'm going to go out and create my own perception as well.
When you see the way that he crafts a narrative out of this bombing, you see before the bombing even happened, he was talking about doing a very similar thing around another topic.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's an M.O. So Alex, another thing, another little bee in his bonnet is complaining about how all the normalization...
In the media, in the TV.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
You know, there's all the complaints about the TV shows like We Hate Paul Revere that never came out.
Oh, that one.
Making Patriots look bad on TV.
jordan holmes
Not hard to do.
dan friesen
And now it's even extended to making the TSA look good in commercials.
alex jones
It's during the break out there on the television.
And, you know, with these new DVRs the last few years, you can just rewind what was live.
You've probably already seen it.
They now have Pillsbury Doughboy ads.
Where the TSA gropes the Pillsbury Doughboy, and it is a bunch of fun to have this basically done to him.
dan friesen
That's the point of the Pillsbury Doughboy.
jordan holmes
Everybody gropes the Doughboy!
Do you know what his catchphrase is?
It's not words, it's him giggling because somebody poked him.
That's his catchphrase.
dan friesen
This is the most ridiculous thing, possibly.
unidentified
What are we?
jordan holmes
What is going on?
dan friesen
It wasn't even a Pillsbury commercial.
It's a Geico commercial.
jordan holmes
Jesus Christ!
dan friesen
Because, you know, they had that whole campaign where they used other people's mascots.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
And so, yeah, Alex is...
I love how weak some of this shit is.
Like, the Pillsbury Doughboy enjoys the TSA groping him.
jordan holmes
Jesus.
dan friesen
If anything, you might be able to interpret that as kind of a scathing pointing the finger at the TSA that they do grope people.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
The entire point is...
dan friesen
It's almost like there's a parody or like a satire.
jordan holmes
No, because I think I remember that one where it is that Geico of like, what's better than this?
The pillboy or doughboy going through TSA, and they're poking him, and it's like, well, the implication is that the TSA always gropes people.
That is what they are known for.
dan friesen
Yeah, the underlying joke of it is actually a little bit subversive.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
But Alex takes it the other way.
jordan holmes
Maybe the issue isn't the doughboy.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, I thought this next clip was very interesting and probably important for our Sandy Hook purposes.
And that is that, you know, within an hour before the Boston bombing happens, Alex expresses his position on Sandy Hook vis-a-vis actors.
And I think this is where he stands at this point.
alex jones
See, I don't think that kids didn't really die at New Haven.
They like killing real kids.
They clearly have some actors there to back up the story as well.
It's a composite.
Part of it's real, part of it isn't.
That's very obvious, and that's what other declassified programs look like.
They're going to kill real kids.
They're going to kill real people.
dan friesen
So what I think is really interesting about this is Alex keeps saying New Haven instead of New Town.
This is at least the second or third time I've heard him make that mistake, which indicates kind of a disinterest.
And I don't give a fuck if he thinks some real kids died, if he thinks that some people there were actors.
Because he could believe that, or he could make all of the accusations that he makes, like Robbie Parker is an actor.
Right.
unidentified
You know, all the other parents are actors that are, you know, suing him or whatever, and still think some kids died.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
In essence, what he's doing is picking and choosing who he wants to accuse.
dan friesen
and accusing one person whose child died in that shooting of being an actor is equivalent to saying Yeah.
He's argued that people like Robbie Parker are acting like actors.
The conclusion that you have to make is that...
He thinks at least some people are lying about their family.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And that's fucked up.
jordan holmes
I mean, for his purposes, or I suppose for ours, if you want to make that argument as though it's a real thing...
Then you have to go line by line.
Name by name.
Who's an actor?
Who's real?
dan friesen
You kind of have a responsibility.
jordan holmes
Otherwise, everybody is an actor because you get to choose in the moment.
You can't choose.
You're not going to say, oh, well, Robbie Parker is the one who's an actor.
And then you look and you look at the next one and you're like, their real kid died.
What you're doing is a half-assed way of saying everybody was an actor.
dan friesen
Yeah, and giving your audience permission to decide for themselves who was and who wasn't.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
Tell me who really died.
Give me a name.
dan friesen
It's really messy.
jordan holmes
Yeah, otherwise you're just saying everybody's actors, but you don't want to commit to it.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's bullshit.
dan friesen
So Alex's rhetoric and narratives have really ramped up over the preceding few weeks, as I brought up a couple times, and this leads Alex to really get mad.
about how Glenn Beck is a dick.
Yeah.
unidentified
And he starts screaming about how his job isn't fun because all this stuff is real.
dan friesen
All this stuff is real.
He is toe-to-toe with these fucking globalists.
Sure.
unidentified
And so he just starts screaming about that.
dan friesen
You think it's fun doing this, folks?
alex jones
You think it's fun?
All the egomaniacs and narcissists out there that think they're patriots?
All they do is infight and stuff all day.
This is a life and death situation.
This isn't a game.
And they're going to fire first by blowing stuff up and saying we did it.
That's why we've got to expose who really does the fast and furious.
And of course they did Aurora.
And of course they're up to their eyeballs.
I mean, shooters in the same outfit from nearby hostage team, SWAT teams from a nearby federal special unit, local police who were federal special event police, caught in the woods.
It wasn't just one.
It wasn't just two.
There were three of them seen, one of them arrested.
And then they tried to cover it up and say it didn't exist, even though it was confirmed in the police reports and we have chopper video.
Okay?
I mean, we're in trouble, folks.
They greased little kids.
Boom!
Right in the head.
To get our guns.
Isn't it obvious?
I'm sorry, sir.
Go ahead.
dan friesen
So there's a caller on hold for that.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
So yeah, all that stuff was the Sandy Hook conspiracy stuff that he's screaming about there at the end.
And so his saying that they're going to blow stuff up and blame us, on the day that there is a bombing, he will deem that to be like, I said it earlier in the show!
But as people who listen to his show regularly, you know that he says this all the time.
Well, in this time period specifically, he has been talking about nuking Chicago.
But more to the point, no matter when you look at Alex's show, He's going to say that there's about to be something.
It's a very standard feature of his broadcast style, and so I don't ascribe too much meaning to that.
jordan holmes
No, but it does support my thesis that nobody is going to be happy about this tragedy, except Alex is going to be very happy that he was right.
He is going to be gleeful that people died.
dan friesen
I'm not sure gleeful is the right way to put it, but you'll see shades of not experiencing it like a human, let's say.
So, the bombing happens while Richard Belzer is a guest on the show from Law& Order Special Victims Unit.
jordan holmes
I know that shouldn't make sense, but that makes sense to me.
dan friesen
Yeah, so at this point in the episode, Alex introduces Richard Belzer, and as soon as I heard his introduction, I knew, like...
Well, it's kind of like when you put your seatbelt on on a plane.
It's like, well, we're flying.
jordan holmes
Here we go.
dan friesen
And so here we go.
alex jones
Well, he's been in scores of different TV shows and movies, probably best known for Law& Order, Special Victims Unit, Richard Belzer.
unidentified
Oh, you think?
alex jones
And I like getting him on because he's a funny guy.
Plus, you know, who else shows up to the show with Christopher Walken before?
It's like, here's Christopher Walken, and then he sits down right next to him off the chart.
But Walken just wanted to talk about recipes, chicken recipes.
dan friesen
That is true.
We listened to that.
jordan holmes
It was great.
dan friesen
It was surreal.
jordan holmes
It was fun.
dan friesen
Yeah, Christopher Walken had no time for Alex's bullshit.
No!
jordan holmes
Completely uninterested.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, Richard Belzer is on to promote a book that he's written about the JFK assassination.
And, of course, he is.
jordan holmes
Why?
dan friesen
When I told you earlier in the episode I lost respect for somebody...
jordan holmes
Is it the Bells?
dan friesen
It's the Bells.
jordan holmes
It's the Bells.
dan friesen
Because I'm a guy who, in a past relationship of mine, one of the things that we did a lot was watch tons of Law& Order Special Victims Unit get real high.
jordan holmes
Great to do.
dan friesen
John Munch and Odafin Tutuola are the best tag team of detectives this world's ever seen.
jordan holmes
Probably.
dan friesen
Ice-T and the Bells, are you kidding me?
jordan holmes
Amazing.
dan friesen
The best.
jordan holmes
Amazing.
dan friesen
I did read some of his books when I was younger, too.
I don't know.
I don't remember them being good.
But I had a real fondness for him, and I liked the idea that his character, John Munch, travels between Homicide, The Simpsons, and The X-Files.
He connects all of these shows into a...
I like that, and I always get a positive association towards Richard Bowser.
jordan holmes
It's like a crack.com article come to life.
dan friesen
Kind of.
jordan holmes
Top six ways that the universes between these things are connected, and it's all John Munch.
dan friesen
But you like him.
jordan holmes
He's a likable guy!
dan friesen
And then...
You listen to him talk to Alex, and you realize, uh-oh.
alex jones
And good to have you back on with us, Richard.
richard belzer
Alex, I miss you.
I haven't spoken to you in a long time.
I must say that your programming, your documentaries, your news shows, those interviews have helped me in my research, and I greatly appreciate it.
And I want you to always take care of yourself and stay safe, my friend, because we're...
As you say, we're trading in some dangerous waters now.
dan friesen
I heard that, and I was like, uh-oh, Richard Belzer might be stupid.
I was like, oh, he's using Alex's resources for his research?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, oh, no.
jordan holmes
Into the JFK thing.
dan friesen
Oh, no, Alex.
Oh, no.
Infowars is a source to him.
This is bad news.
jordan holmes
That is interesting.
If Belzer had never gotten the munch job.
Do you think he would be the conservative comedian prototype?
dan friesen
Like Dennis Miller?
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Nah, I don't know.
I don't, because I still don't think he's all that conservative.
I mean, he's pretty conservative, but he's not like, he doesn't, I don't know.
jordan holmes
He's not politically right, he's a conspiracy theorist first.
dan friesen
Yes, yes.
I think that he's nuts.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
But I imagine, just like all those other conservative guys, he'd say one thing, and then people would be like, ah, you're a bad guy, and he'd be like, lean into it.
dan friesen
It's really hard to predict.
jordan holmes
Ah, you're a trigger!
dan friesen
It's really hard to predict, especially given the way conservatism has changed since those times.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And who knows if his comedy career would have continued also.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
Have you seen some of the Bells' work?
dan friesen
I've seen some stuff that I didn't think...
jordan holmes
Timeless!
dan friesen
I didn't think some of it was terrible, but I...
I honestly don't have any memory of it.
jordan holmes
No, no.
dan friesen
One way or another.
But I think he just has a low standard of evidence for things, which is a problem when you're writing a book about JFK's assassination.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
dan friesen
And you say things like this.
richard belzer
And I think, Alex, you are in this small brigade, I hope it's getting bigger, of just, I know you don't make anything up.
It's the truth.
That's why I don't write fiction anymore.
dan friesen
Alex doesn't make things up.
jordan holmes
Bells!
Come on!
dan friesen
That's pretty crazy.
richard belzer
Oh, God.
dan friesen
So, Richard Belzer's on here.
He's lauding Alex with these, you're one of the truth-tellers.
I use your stuff for research.
jordan holmes
One of the greats.
dan friesen
And it doesn't feel the same way as the people who, like, just kiss his ass.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It kind of feels like he means it.
jordan holmes
I think he does.
dan friesen
Which is more troubling.
jordan holmes
Or he's a really good actor.
dan friesen
Could be.
jordan holmes
I mean, he's been an actor for 30 years at this point.
dan friesen
And he was acting opposite Ice-T.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Which takes...
Talent.
jordan holmes
One of my favorite John Mulaney jokes is...
dan friesen
Ice-T elevates the game.
John Munch has got to elevate his game, too.
unidentified
Right?
jordan holmes
Of course.
One of my favorite Mulaney jokes is the listening to people explain things to Ice-T bit.
It's so funny.
dan friesen
I love Ice-T explaining things to anyone else on Law& Order.
Richard Belzer has this whole career behind him of conspiracy thinking and aliens and what have you.
Once he started talking about the banks, that's when things got weird.
But I have an alternate explanation for everything that he's trying to cause panic about.
richard belzer
You're getting into the banks and all of a sudden, beep, beep, beep, beep.
This station is not available.
Try again later.
People call me paranoid.
And then for the last few days, my computer, the cursor, is going to places by itself.
jordan holmes
Oh my god.
alex jones
Your computer's been hijacked.
jordan holmes
Are we just having two old dudes talk right now?
We're just having two old dudes with the like...
dan friesen
Change the batteries in your mouse.
jordan holmes
Kesha is doing all this mean stuff to my children and I don't know how computers work.
What are we doing?
dan friesen
Yeah, your cable went out one day probably or maybe the station had an outage and your mouse needs a new battery.
jordan holmes
There was a thunderstorm.
dan friesen
There you go.
jordan holmes
You did it.
dan friesen
No, it's the banks.
jordan holmes
No, I'm paranoid.
It's the banks.
dan friesen
I started talking about the banks and I was still on Law& Order Special Victims Unit for years.
jordan holmes
Look, if you want to pull that shit, if you want to use something not working for you, old man, then just say, like, my abacus stopped working and now we're talking about the banks doing it because you can't break an abacus.
dan friesen
No, you can't.
You need magic.
So, Belzer's writing this book about JFK.
jordan holmes
Sure.
I want to know who he thinks did it.
dan friesen
I'm not sure if he says.
He probably does.
jordan holmes
Well, you gotta read the book.
dan friesen
I probably didn't care.
jordan holmes
You gotta read the book.
dan friesen
So he's talking about that stuff, and I'm like, okay, he uses Alex as a source.
He thinks Alex doesn't make things up.
These are, generally speaking, really bad signs.
But I don't know what he thinks about JFK.
Maybe he has a different standard for that kind of stuff.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Here we go.
He said this while talking about E. Howard Hunt, and I was like, oh no, Richard Bells are stupid.
richard belzer
Spotlight Magazine wrote that Hunt was involved in the Kennedy murder.
He sued them.
They went to court.
The magazine won.
The jury believed that Hunt was involved in a conspiracy by the government to assassinate the president.
That's a jury trial.
dan friesen
That's very stupid.
jordan holmes
That is very stupid.
dan friesen
So first things first.
The Spotlight is the publication with the strange editorial habit of Holocaust denial run by the Liberty Lobby.
It's the same place that Big Jim Tucker, Alex's chief Bilderberg source, worked at.
It's a trash publication.
It doesn't exist anymore.
As for this lawsuit, Richard Belzer is playing fast and loose with the details.
Spotlight had just published that E. Howard Hunt had been in Dallas on the day of the JFK assassination, and as Hunt said that he was in D.C. at the time, he decided to sue them for libel.
The question of his involvement in the assassination was a matter that wasn't germane to the case and in no way was decided by this case at all.
The first lawsuit over this, Hunt won, and he was awarded $650,000 in damage.
But that verdict was overturned due to the jury getting incomplete instructions on how to give their verdict.
In 1983, the case was retried, and in this instance, the Liberty Lobby was able to win.
But it's important to consider what winning this case means.
Or, perhaps more importantly, what winning this case doesn't mean.
Being cleared of libel doesn't mean that the thing that you wrote is true, which is to say that this jury trial doesn't even establish in court that Hunt was in fact in Dallas.
All that's necessary for this to be deemed not libel is that Spotlight had to have reason to believe this was true at the time of publication, which is what the jury decided was the case.
A lot of this was probably based on the Liberty Lobby building up a good case that doesn't prove that Hunt was in Dallas, but that they weren't just making it up.
That's not the hardest thing to show in court, sometimes even if you're just making stuff up, which is why it's important for these libel laws to be pretty lenient towards the media.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Because otherwise you could nail them for things that were good faith errors that got made.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
The fact that Belzer doesn't understand this is a massive red flag, and it makes me care very little about any other information that he's putting forth.
All other information that puts Hunt in Dallas that day either traces back to Soviet propaganda campaigns or the alleged deathbed confession Hunt made to two of his sons.
Although, it's important to point out that Hunt's widow and their other children say this was a hoax and that the sons coached Hunt to say what they wanted so they could profit off of it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, which is a great idea on their part.
What, is he going to be pissed?
dan friesen
I think it's evil, probably, but I don't know.
I don't care to get too mixed up into it because we can't, like...
We can't have today turn into a, well, here's what happened with JFK.
jordan holmes
Oh, no, no, don't care.
Other issues.
I'm just a big fan of people finding the scam where it's coming from, you know?
And all you're hurting is the reputation of your dad who's dead, and everybody already thought he probably killed JFK anyway.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
So make a buck off of it.
dan friesen
I like him.
All this is to say that Richard Belzer thinks that that court case determined that E. Howard Hunt was involved in the assassination, which means to me that he doesn't understand what he's talking about.
And he wrote a book about this.
That's bad.
jordan holmes
I do like the idea that in civil court, they proved that he killed JFK.
unidentified
Of course!
jordan holmes
But it's double jeopardy!
We can't get him on Cribble trotches.
dan friesen
Such bullshit.
jordan holmes
We already sued him!
dan friesen
All of this starts to make sense.
Once Belzer starts talking about the things that inspired him down the road in life that he's on.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
richard belzer
You know, you and I both were inspired by this book.
alex jones
No, they're called Conspiracy.
richard belzer
Yeah, I read that.
Look at my copy.
It cost a dollar.
That's how old I am.
No, that really blew my mind.
alex jones
Hey, bro, let's take a couple segments of calls straight ahead.
They're all over the map, but I promise I'm going to get to Brendan and Richard and Nick and David.
dan friesen
So, he's inspired by None Dare Call It Conspiracy.
Gary Allen's nonsensical anti-communist screed that is full of bullshit.
jordan holmes
I like to imagine he and David Simon having arguments over None Dare Call It Conspiracy on Homicide.
dan friesen
That would be amazing.
jordan holmes
You're fucking stupid, pal!
dan friesen
All right.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
But you're just so good.
jordan holmes
You're just munch.
unidentified
You're through and through.
jordan holmes
You're munch, man.
dan friesen
Landsman won't play him for real, so I gotta stick with you.
alex jones
Damn it!
dan friesen
Yeah, I find that to be a pretty problematic inspiration source for them to share.
I heard that, I was like, get the fuck out of here.
So, the bombing, like I said, it happens at 2.49, and Alex is into overdrive, because Belzer's there, and they're having a great time, so it's like...
Let's do a fourth hour.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
So they plan to do like half an hour or so of it.
But when the bombing happens and Alex catches wind of it, they continue it for the full hour.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
He doesn't know about it for about 20-something minutes or so.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
He doesn't get the news immediately.
But then at about 3.08-ish, somewhere in that range, he comes on air and this is his immediate reaction.
jordan holmes
Oh, God, no.
alex jones
Well, it's terrible news.
But I hope it's a gas main or something not terror-related.
Explosion at the Boston Marathon.
We'll punch up some feeds of this.
We're in overdrive.
We're live.
It's 208 Central.
And two explosions at Boston Marathon.
dan friesen
When I said 308, I meant Eastern Time.
Excuse me.
jordan holmes
Boston Time.
dan friesen
Just to be clear.
alex jones
People hurt in large explosions.
Oh, man.
Oh, my gosh.
And that old...
Are they going to blame it on Iran?
Blame it on the Patriot group?
Or is it going to be a veteran or something?
I mean, this is just so horrible.
dan friesen
His first instinct, not even knowing any information about it, thinking that, eh, maybe it's a gas leak explosion or something like that, because he doesn't have all the information.
He doesn't know anything.
His first instinct is to guess who they'll blame, and the people that he thinks they're going to blame are Iran, the Patriots, or a veteran.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Based on his big narratives.
They're going to bomb something and blame it on us.
This explosion happens.
His first instinct is, I wonder if they'll blame it on us.
That's not good.
jordan holmes
That's, you know, when I think of a massive tragedy like that, my first thought is sympathy for...
The Patriots who might get blamed for it.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
That's my first thought.
dan friesen
It's a callous view.
jordan holmes
I don't think, oh, this is a tragedy and I hope the victims are okay.
My first thought is the real victims are white people.
That's the truth, you know?
dan friesen
They're going to demonize us.
jordan holmes
They're going to demonize us white people with guns because, you know, anyways, people probably died.
I don't know.
It's probably a false flag.
Whatever.
dan friesen
They don't know anything.
unidentified
Nothing.
dan friesen
About what's happening.
They haven't watched the news.
They haven't gotten anything posted on Drudge Report, so they don't have any access to news because they can't get it from anywhere else.
And so him and Bowser start talking about the dynamics that are going on.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Bells.
dan friesen
And one thing that is really important to point out is that it...
Very quickly.
Just becomes assumed that veterans and right-wingers are going to be blamed for this.
richard belzer
You mentioned before about what we have to keep our eye on in this marathon story is the very first official reaction.
alex jones
Yeah, guys, save these recordings.
Save all the recordings.
Record everywhere.
richard belzer
What?
alex jones
I'm telling the crew, record everywhere.
richard belzer
Yeah, and yeah, how are they going to paint this?
I'm working with veterans now.
I convinced the show I'm on, Law& Order Special Victims Unit, to do an episode about a vet who had PTSD and they tried to disparage him on the stand because he was having flashbacks and stuff.
But he gathered himself and helped us convict someone.
Because I wanted to make...
The vet, the hero.
dan friesen
That's a great story, and I'm happy for him, but the only reason to pull this story out and tell it now is to reinforce the idea that everyone wants to make veterans look bad, which is in service of Alex's narratives that he's been building up for weeks and months of, they're going to blame the patriots and veterans, blah, blah, blah, which is not good, because they don't know that.
They don't have any information that anyone is pointing the finger at anybody.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
So they are constructing this.
That's important to point out.
And it's important to point out how active Richard Belzer is in this.
unidentified
I know.
dan friesen
Because he is not a bystander.
jordan holmes
No.
Here's what I think right now listening to Belzer.
I think he is incredibly stupid.
Which made me think of the line that Buddy Glass has from Franny and Zoe written by Salinger.
It was one of his books.
Just that, like...
We overburdened you with an education.
A good actor travels light.
You know what I'm saying?
dan friesen
Interesting.
jordan holmes
A good actor doesn't have much going on in the education front.
dan friesen
But I think he's probably pretty smart, but just dumb.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Exactly.
It's a mess.
jordan holmes
It's not how well you function.
It's that there's not much going on in the storage space.
You know what I mean?
dan friesen
I remember that I had listened to this a long time ago, this episode, and I thought it was surreal that Belzer was on when this happened.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And for the longest time, I've just had this idea in my mind that he's just riding sidecar while Alex does this fucked up stuff.
But he is, like I said, an active participant.
He is helping Alex thread this needle.
jordan holmes
Right.
But, you know, I mean, he's a team player.
He's an actor.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
He's in the scene.
dan friesen
He was in the Groundlings.
jordan holmes
He's not really...
Was he?
unidentified
I'm not sure.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
Probably.
dan friesen
So Alex is still kind of hoping that it's an accident in the immediate...
Just learning about this stage.
And Belzer pushes back on that.
alex jones
And it goes, multiple people injured, at least a dozen injured after explosion.
I hope this isn't a false flag or a real terror attack, Richard.
richard belzer
No, I hope not.
They're going to use it, even if it's innocent, they will use it because everyone's focused on it now.
People can be controlled when they're all on the same emotion at the same time.
dan friesen
So now it doesn't even matter who they blame.
Now, obviously, they're going to blame the patriots and the veterans, but even if they blame Al-Qaeda or Iran, it doesn't matter.
That's really still an attack on the veterans and the patriots.
This is the narrative that they're constructing.
You can see it very clearly how much of it is like...
Knowing what they plan to do in the next few days and how much of it is just like, this is what we do.
I can't tell you, but it's what they're doing, for sure.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I do wonder what the Bells would be doing if he was at home by himself watching this on TV.
Because he wouldn't be creating a narrative of how that's...
dan friesen
Maybe it would be in his head, though.
jordan holmes
It could be, absolutely.
But there's also that...
I imagine...
Reacting to something in real time with the toxic presence of Alex Jones already influencing you.
dan friesen
Andy's someone who you kind of admire.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
So your first instinct is going to be, or I imagine it's going to be like, I'm going to follow the leader on this.
And the leader is saying, this is a false flag.
And so you're like, yeah, it's a false flag.
dan friesen
Let's talk this out.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, I mean...
dan friesen
He will within minutes.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
But when that clip happens, he's not.
He's saying, I still...
And how much of that is disingenuous is unclear, but he's saying, I hope this was an accident.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Because he doesn't have the information.
jordan holmes
Of course not.
dan friesen
He doesn't have any information.
jordan holmes
He's not really interested in it either.
dan friesen
Well, I think someone forced him because they go to CNN and they start listening to it and Alex takes offense at something that they report.
jordan holmes
Reality?
alex jones
Let's just fade up the communist news channel, more like the corporate news channel.
unidentified
Nice.
alex jones
Let's fade this up.
unidentified
There's a whole process underway right now, but the reality of the situation is it is almost impossible to protect an event, especially one that is over a protracted space as a marathon is.
And, you know, I hate to say it, but these are the times that we live in.
alex jones
Richard, that's what they're saying on CNN.
So they're already basically saying it's a terror attack.
Oh my goodness.
richard belzer
We're helpless is what he's saying.
That's so they can control us more.
dan friesen
So Alex takes sort of umbrage at the idea that they're saying that this was an attack already.
And that's because they have information that he doesn't have.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Because he hasn't kept up with the story as it's evolved over the half hour that information is coming in.
jordan holmes
He's been busy talking to the Bells.
dan friesen
Right.
None dare call it conspiracy and a bunch of bullshit.
And 45 seconds later, he goes back to CNN, and it's sort of clear why they're reporting it as an attack.
alex jones
We just saw a video, by the way, for radio listeners.
It's CNN showing cell phone footage already uploaded, showing what looks like a pretty good-sized explosion in smoke.
And so they're saying at least a dozen.
Oh, this looks really bad.
It looks like somebody blew up bleachers.
Oh, no.
dan friesen
This is information that CNN already had that Alex wasn't aware of.
So when he went to them in the first place and he's like, oh, they're already calling it an attack as if they didn't have some reason to be looking at the situation that way.
That's only based on his own ignorance.
Within a minute, he's like, oh, that's why.
He needs to calm down.
That's really the bottom line when you look at a lot of this stuff.
When there's crisis reporting on Alex's show.
jordan holmes
You do not want to deal with crisis reporting on Alex's show.
dan friesen
You need to check out Alex.
You're not doing a good job.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, he's uniquely in a position to fuck up crisis reporting in a way that, you know, when you're so unfiltered as a job, I guess, like his entire job is to react with certainty.
That level of crisis reporting, then, is almost impossible for him.
It is.
Because he can't wait.
He can't wait for a second.
He cannot say, like, oh, we're going to wait until more information's out.
He has to react.
He has to come back with his take.
dan friesen
It's an invalidation of the brand.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
To wait for information.
jordan holmes
Yeah, because you're supposed to know tomorrow's news today, man.
dan friesen
Right.
And you've been studying the globalists for 20 years and know their game plan.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
So you need to have, like, the answers.
And that's a real problem.
Like, it's an essential problem.
So what they do for most of the rest of the show on the 15th here is sort of try and guess stuff.
jordan holmes
Great, great.
That's good news.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And so they're kind of guessing around who did it in this next clip.
alex jones
Who's the main motive here?
Well, who stands to gain?
When the government and the shadow government has been gearing up to roll out and be our savior.
And they stand to gain from it.
It's obvious.
I mean, who's the number one suspect in this, Richard Belzer, as a journalist?
jordan holmes
Richard Belzer?
alex jones
You know, as a crime writer in the past.
richard belzer
Whoever the suspect is, the government will appropriate it and create a narrative.
And 90% of it probably, I'm just guessing, will be a fabrication to shape our thought.
dan friesen
Guessing.
unidentified
That's a great guess.
richard belzer
They're licking their chops.
Even if this was a gas main, they still got to study how we reacted.
And that's why even events that they don't do, they study.
alex jones
Yeah, I mean, it could have been a truck running over a gas main.
I mean, all the time I see in the paper a gas main blows up, kills 30 people.
It's not even in the news.
It's like back of the paper, you know, barely a blur.
But I guarantee you, if five people die from this, all you'll hear is pell-mell Pavlovian.
Be scared of the random man.
Be scared.
Only we can save you.
I mean, just the response shows how fake all this is.
richard belzer
Yeah, you know, I'm going to predict that the hook for them is going to be...
These are the times we live in, you know, and everyone will just surrender and let them, you know.
alex jones
How much do you want to bet if you tune in to all five networks?
They're going to be saying, these are the times we live in.
dan friesen
So they've already heard this guy on CNN say that once, and they've decided that this is going to be the catchphrase.
jordan holmes
I'm really proud of them for moving past grief so quickly.
dan friesen
Oh, so fast.
jordan holmes
I'm really proud of them for just making it way past that stage of, yeah.
Good work, guys.
dan friesen
I mean, Alex did say, this looks bad.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
That was good.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's a good eulogy.
I like that.
dan friesen
Holy shit.
jordan holmes
That's fucking sociopathic.
dan friesen
It really is.
And the presumption you can hear already is that this is fake.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Within minutes.
jordan holmes
You don't even...
You're in overdrive.
You don't even need to be on air.
unidentified
Nope.
jordan holmes
Like, if shit like this happened for you and I, while we were fucking recording, we would just stop.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
jordan holmes
We'd just stop and be like, maybe we'll do this some other time.
I can't handle this right now.
dan friesen
Well, we actually probably wouldn't know, because we're not checking in with the news as we go.
And we don't have interns to run paper in.
unidentified
To throw shit at us.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Celine might give us the heads up, though.
Too dead in a well?
unidentified
Oh, no.
dan friesen
Oh, no, Celine.
Interestingly, though, too, what you're saying is he doesn't have to be on air, but Alex recognizes the lack of information that he can exploit here.
So he, what he does, in the middle of the fourth hour, he announces, we're going six hours today.
So what he does is he takes off a little while and lets Jakari Jackson and David Knight host.
jordan holmes
While he tries to...
dan friesen
For hours.
So they do the next three hours of taking calls and stuff like that.
And we're not going to listen to any of that.
But we will listen to a little...
Oh, of course.
jordan holmes
Oh, of course.
dan friesen
So we will get all of that coverage, as it were.
But he expands his show extremely.
Yeah.
unidentified
In a way that is suspicious.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
It's very fast, him doing it.
It's like, okay...
You know, a couple minutes into the fourth hour of your show, this tragedy happened.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And by halfway through the hour, you're like, we're going six hours today.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
It's a very fast decision, and I think it's based on the lack of information.
The ability to have the concrete be wet, make your mark in it.
jordan holmes
Right.
Which is why he has to be...
When he gets off air, he has to be like...
Fuck yeah, we got this one.
dan friesen
It's on the line.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
The fish is on the line.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
I definitely feel like his actions indicate a certain amount of that.
jordan holmes
No, he's gleeful whenever he's off the air, I bet.
dan friesen
So the only, like I said, the only real substance that's going on between Belzer and Alex for a good stretch is that they're just sort of guessing who's going to be blamed for it, which I don't feel is very productive.
alex jones
But with this, Muslim extremists, they're going to pin it on?
Or will they pin it on the new enemy, the patriots?
Go ahead.
richard belzer
Well, they have a menu of what will best serve their needs.
I'm with you.
I pray that it's not like Al-Qaeda.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
What menu?
dan friesen
I don't know.
It's not specific.
jordan holmes
What needs?
dan friesen
I don't know.
So, you know, they talk about demonizing of the patriots that's happened in the last...
Forever?
Yeah, sure, sure.
jordan holmes
The new enemy is the Patriots, right, Dan?
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
It's 2013.
We've never had to worry about the Patriots before, you know?
dan friesen
Well, I mean, some NFC teams have.
Did I get the league right?
No.
unidentified
AFC.
dan friesen
Well, earlier in the playoffs, fuck you.
jordan holmes
No, at the end, the AFC plays the NFC.
Earlier in the playoffs, it's just the AFC.
dan friesen
NFC.
Oh, they're in the AFC.
jordan holmes
They're in the AFC.
It's not until the Super Bowl that the AFC and the NFC play.
dan friesen
I don't know my conferences.
unidentified
It's okay.
jordan holmes
It's okay, Dan.
It's okay.
dan friesen
All right.
jordan holmes
We're not even going to get into the American League versus the National League.
dan friesen
No, we won't.
jordan holmes
How do you feel about the designated?
dan friesen
Love it.
I don't love it.
So there's the demonization of these truth-tellers, patriots, all this stuff that's going on.
And Richard Belzer says something that I think is fucking interesting, considering what show he's on.
richard belzer
You know, Machiavelli, he said that what you do is you take a person's best quality and attack that.
You know, not, like, make up something, you know.
So it's like, that's what, I wasn't a big fan of Kerry, but, you know, he did get shot.
He was, you know, he had a uniform on, it's more than Bush did, and was in combat, but they made him into a wimp.
You know, it's like you can make people's brains.
Do tricks, and this thing is...
alex jones
Well, exactly, like, look at this bad person!
They help children!
dan friesen
So, uh, it's real funny that he's complaining about the swift boating of John Kerry.
jordan holmes
That's amazing.
dan friesen
Considering Alex's best friend and future Washington, D.C. Bureau Chief Jerome Corsi was...
jordan holmes
He's the guy who did it!
dan friesen
He's very deeply involved in that.
Just know where you are.
Know what the people you're talking to have done and are involved in.
Even in 2013, Corsi's an associate of Alex's.
He's working for WorldNetDaily at the time, but he's been on the show a bunch, and the two of them, he's considered an expert in shit.
jordan holmes
That's so funny.
dan friesen
If you're going to complain about the demonization and swift boating of John Kerry, don't show up and...
Be like, hey, you never make things up to the guy who promoted...
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
The very thing, yeah, yeah.
Get the fuck out of here.
jordan holmes
That's me going on TV with Dick Cheney and being like, this guy, I love him.
Everything he's ever done is incredible.
And I just want to talk about something completely unrelated.
In the lead-up to the Iraq War, there were a lot of lies thrown around.
dan friesen
And Karl Rove was a menace.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's similar to that.
So they've been building up this, like, insinuation of, like, who's going to be to blame?
And a lot of it has been steering towards them being like, well, it's probably going to be, especially Alex, steering towards it's going to be the new enemy of the Patriots.
There's a whole lot of that.
Then, in mid-sentence, Alex realizes one way that he can best hang his hat on that.
alex jones
We've got a bunch of people sick today, so our crew is limited, but we're going to do this great job to the crew, by the way.
You guys are all entering.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
I just realized it's Patriots Day in Massachusetts and April 19th is the national one.
Oh my gosh, that bumps up the death con that they're going to blame it on a Patriot group.
Anyways, I'm sorry, I'm just brainstorming here on air.
richard belzer
Very astute.
dan friesen
He thinks it's astute.
jordan holmes
Bells.
dan friesen
Good work, Bells, right?
jordan holmes
Oh boy.
dan friesen
I think that that clip fully displays how Alex is not spitballing.
On this episode, he's actively trying to come up with any piece of information he can find to make it look like this fits the demonize the Patriots narrative.
It's crystal clear how excited he is about this realization that it's Patriots Day in Massachusetts.
Patriots Day was not celebrated nationally on April 19th.
It used to be on April 19th, but since 1897 it's always been the third Monday of April.
And the Boston Marathon has always been on that day.
They're basically the same thing.
In Boston, especially.
More importantly, though, there are a lot of other things that could have been attacked if this were somehow Patriot-related.
There's a lot of reenactments.
There's the standing tradition of the Red Sox playing at home on that day.
I think it's even Fenway's opening day every year, or most years.
This is a tenuous connection, but it's one that feels super important to Alex because he's engaging in a behavior known as motivated reasoning.
Alex has a predetermined conclusion that he needs to arrive at.
Namely that the globalists are blaming this bombing on the Patriots.
He needs to get there because for months he's been warning of a big attack coming meant to demonize the Patriots, and this is a huge attack.
He knows he's probably not going to get a better chance to validate his narratives and rhetoric, and in the process make a bunch of money, so he knows he needs to get to work at crafting this and make it make sense.
The behavior you see from Alex is exactly what you would expect from someone who is not interested in reality, but interested solely in manufacturing a perception.
It's been consistent since the news of the bombing broke out.
It's all been an attack on media coverage, but it's not an attack that's based on substance.
It's based on instinct.
You have Alex shitting on CNN for assuming it was an attack, when they only did that because video they knew about that Alex didn't know about.
He doesn't have any information about the attack itself, nor the media coverage of it, and yet here he sits with goddamn John Munch rambling about who they think the globalists are going to blame.
Alex doesn't want to guess who they're going to blame.
He wants to establish, first of all, that someone is going to be erroneously blamed, and secondly, that no matter who actually gets blamed, this is all about getting at his dumb fuck gun buddies.
I didn't know exactly what I would find looking at this episode, and on one level, none of this is surprising, but on another level, like I mentioned at the beginning, this is making me a lot more angry than I expected.
As Alex is grasping at straws to find a way to make this tragedy about himself and his show's worldview, people are fucking bleeding on the street.
Other people are putting themselves in danger to help their fellow citizens.
People are scared.
Some people don't know where their loved ones are.
This is a disgrace, and it's very transparent, and it's willful, and it's an affront to the pain that the people of Boston were going through at the exact time he's on air spreading this bullshit.
This is a perfect encapsulation of Alex Jones, brainstorming ways to spin a tragedy into being profitable for him while the victims of the tragedy bleed.
Fuck him.
This is nonsense.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
There will be more rants throughout this.
I really, really disrespect this.
It's such a next level version of what he does.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
The realities that other people are existing in and the way he's behaving are just so out of step.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it's awful.
unidentified
It's sometimes one of the ways I...
jordan holmes
One of the viewpoints that I take to try and understand this kind of, I don't know, idiocy and lack of empathy as something other than just, this guy's a psychopath, is the size of the states.
The size of the United States is such that if you are living in fucking Belgium and a bombing happens in Paris, that's a different country.
And so you don't treat it as though this is an attack on Belgians also.
Do you know what I'm saying?
In the same way...
Belgium is a lot closer to France than Texas is to Boston.
So, functionally, I do think that Alex believes he lives in a different country, obviously.
He lives in Texas, which is, in his mind, the only country.
dan friesen
And it's a state.
It's a country itself.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
But that is one way of trying to...
I understand this kind of behavior is because if you're, you know, just like if CNN is reporting on a terrorist attack in Senegal.
dan friesen
I think if Belgians were reporting this way about a bombing in France, I would still think it was pretty gross.
jordan holmes
It is pretty gross.
I'm trying to talk about ways to view it without just being like, all these people are fucking psychopaths, but I don't know.
dan friesen
I don't know if you can.
jordan holmes
I try.
I try.
I want to be a human.
dan friesen
So Alex needs more information.
As he's going along.
And there isn't much being reported because a lot of information is unknown.
But one way he decides he can get around that is put out a call for people to call in.
And, I mean, what he's doing is just asking for hearsay.
alex jones
Folks, here is the toll-free number, 800-259-9231.
What have you noticed watching the news?
It's just as important as if you're even in MASH, but particularly if you're in Boston.
I know we have listeners everywhere.
800-259-9231.
unidentified
Please only call if you have a tidbit of key intel or if you were there or have family that was there.
alex jones
800-259-9231.
dan friesen
Key intel.
What are you going to get from your callers that is key intel?
jordan holmes
I really love the idea that you can just crowdsource narratives to your conspiracy theory.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, it's...
jordan holmes
That's so...
dan friesen
It's what he does.
jordan holmes
That's such fucking...
Transparent bullshit of just like, well, I don't have time right now to come up with a complete story, but you guys give me a bunch of ideas and I'll cherry pick some to put into the narrative later.
It's like a contest almost.
dan friesen
I don't trust my employees to read the news and synthesize it for me, so I need you to call in if you saw the news.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
And give me some wild shit.
Maybe it'll make it in.
dan friesen
Such a giving up of his responsibilities.
It's crazy.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's disastrous.
dan friesen
So Alex gets pretty severe here.
And he makes an if-then statement that I want to really nail down and talk about.
Because I think that this is kind of...
It really gets to the heart of what he's trying to do on this April 15th episode.
In the, again, within...
20 minutes, half an hour after news broke of this.
alex jones
And again, this could be the start of a whole bunch of this stuff, okay?
Because they're saying, the libertarians will start bombing everything, and then if it starts happening and they blame it on us, if it comes out and they say it's a libertarian group, folks, we are in deep crap.
It means they're going ahead with it.
If they say it's Iran, there is no way Iran would pull something like this knowing that they're going to get clobbered.
dan friesen
Can you leave the Iran part out of this?
For now, because it's not important.
Right here, we have perhaps the most dangerous way possible for Alex to frame a conditional statement.
If they blame libertarian patriot groups, that means we're in big trouble and they're moving ahead with it.
Alex is injecting a classic if-then statement and expecting his audience to accept this assessment as reality.
So, if you see blaming of patriot-libertarian groups, then it necessarily follows that the globalists are making their move and there will be bombings all over the place and the march to the FEMA camps is imminent.
This is a pure logical statement that he's putting forth.
The problem with this is, when you frame an argument this way, you need to be pretty careful about how you present what the media is saying.
Yeah, yeah, One of the essential elements of formal logic is that truth cannot lead to falsity.
If you have a valid argument and the premises are true, then your conclusion cannot be false.
The actual form of the argument that Alex is making is this.
Premise 1. If the media blames the Patriots, then they're moving ahead with it.
Premise 2. The media is blaming the Patriots.
Conclusion.
Therefore, they're moving ahead with it.
In this clip, we're seeing the first premise and the conclusion introduced, which is why this is super dangerous.
Alex still needs premise 2 in order to have this construction of an argument work, and if we see him...
Manipulating things in order to establish premise two, that the media is blaming the patriots, then what you're really seeing is him lying and manipulating to justify the conclusion that they're moving ahead with it and there's going to be bombings everywhere.
This is pretty basic deception stuff, and Alex does variations of this kind of thing all the time.
I just felt like pointing this one out was particularly important because it's very glaring.
And when we get through some more of this stuff, you'll see why this is very important.
He needs premise two to be established.
Or else this doesn't work.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
He no longer has a good argument if the media isn't blaming the Patriots.
unidentified
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
He needs that to be there in order to justify, facilitate, and make his arguments look as extreme as he's making them.
jordan holmes
Right.
I would like to see Alex have to draw it up himself.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
How logic works.
I would love to see Alex, one, try and fumble through what you just explained very quickly and shortly.
dan friesen
But even that's really simple stuff.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
unidentified
That's why I want Alex to do it.
dan friesen
It is the argument he's making, though, and it's important to look at it on a sort of crystal basis.
Absolutely.
Because we'll see.
We'll see.
I assure you.
So in this next clip, Alex says that CNN is starting to talk about right-wingers.
And then he says that he hopes he doesn't get blamed, which is code for, man, I hope they blame me for this.
alex jones
Guys, rewind CNN right now.
Rewind it to that at the minute.
They're now saying, were there right-wing or patriot meetings in the area?
Uh-oh.
unidentified
Uh-oh.
alex jones
Oh, man.
And that's CNN doing that?
Oh.
Wolf Blitzer, we are in trouble.
Oh, man.
I bet they even dragged me into it with my 1776 line.
unidentified
I hope they dragged me into it.
dan friesen
With my famous 1776 line.
jordan holmes
Did he?
Man, I am amazed at how quickly these guys move on from grief.
dan friesen
To laughing.
jordan holmes
To laughing like that?
dan friesen
That's great.
And, like, real personal concerns about hypothetical realities where they get blamed for this.
It's very gross.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's...
dan friesen
But you can see, even already, he's working on premise two.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
That is the thing that when you deconstruct and break down his argument that he's trying to make, it makes it so much clearer these actions are in service of propping up the flimsy part of his argument in order to make it all look real.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it's...
CNN's asking questions about were there patriot meetings in the area?
And this pisses off Belzer.
richard belzer
This thing is just, you know, it's making me ill because they're going to use it no matter who did it.
alex jones
Exactly, and it can blame it on Muslims, Libertarians, Liberals, who knows?
richard belzer
But how dare Wolf Blitzer pose a question like that?
How dare he?
Directly from Fort Detrick, I guarantee you to say, was there any Patriot groups?
Why couldn't you say?
Are there any Martians there?
Were there any aliens there?
alex jones
That's a tell, though.
That's a tell.
richard belzer
Come on, man.
alex jones
I gotta get...
Oh, my God.
This is red alert.
Let's see what Drudge is saying.
I'm gonna go back to the caller.
dan friesen
Yeah, let's go to Drudge.
So those last two clips are all about Wolf Blitzer asking this question.
Were there any Patriot meetings?
As if to imply that he's asking about are there right-wing groups that we're meeting?
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
You want to hear the actual clip?
jordan holmes
Sure.
unidentified
Notice earlier in the day, Matt, any special Patriots Day events going on?
Anything pointing to a special day in Massachusetts?
Well, it's always a special day, Patriots Day.
Everyone gets the day off from work for the most part, and it's two huge events in Boston.
It's not only the Boston Marathon, where 25,000-plus people run, but I believe it's always opening day of Fenway, so you also have that going on.
So it's a traffic nightmare in a ways, but it's probably one of the busiest days in downtown Boston.
So it is a holiday, and a lot of people don't go to work, and is there no school today either?
dan friesen
This is about the holiday.
This question.
jordan holmes
Are there any Patriots Day things going on?
Yeah.
It's Patriot's Day.
dan friesen
Yeah, there's a lot of traffic.
jordan holmes
I think that means that the right wing is doing it.
What?
What?
unidentified
Huh?
dan friesen
You see how this is already the crafting of perceptions based on hinging on this word, Patriot's Day.
He's like, oh, they're blaming us because he said the word.
This is thin fucking shit, and it's immediate.
It's immediate because he needs this.
He needs this in order to make the argument work.
jordan holmes
And he can't understand words.
It's really easy for him to use this one because he's not burdened with that ability to understand words.
dan friesen
I think that this is one of the cases of...
jordan holmes
Which is why I do think he's innocent according to his own belief in innocence, meaning you don't know anything.
dan friesen
I think this is one of the cases of evil being masked by stupidity.
I think that he knows exactly what he's doing.
Yeah, I know.
So in this next clip, he wants to spread more suspicion around the idea that the bombing was planned by some nefarious globalists.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
And here's how he chooses to do that.
alex jones
And notice the bombing happened right where they got the United Nations display with a bunch of flags.
I'm telling you, Richard, this is looking worse by the minute.
Guys, keep Googling.
Find out if anybody's taking responsibility for this yet.
dan friesen
Keep on Google, guys.
jordan holmes
Keep Googling.
dan friesen
So one thing that's important to remember, Jordan, is that marathon running is a big sport and that the Boston Marathon is one of the biggest annual marathons in the world.
Some one-off events have been way bigger in terms of number of runners, but the Boston Marathon is huge and it's been run since 1897, making it the world's oldest annual marathon.
Like, the marathon got brought back to the Olympics in 1896.
The next year after that, the Boston Marathon started.
It's been going ever since.
It's a huge deal in the international running community, so people come in from all over to take part in this event.
The second winner ever in 1898 was a Canadian.
In 1907, a Canadian member of the First Nations named Thomas Longboat won the race.
It has a very rich history.
It was mostly Americans and Canadians until the late 40s, and then you see the list come to life with winners from South Korea, Japan, Guatemala, Sweden, Finland.
And then in recent years, a lot of Kenyans.
Only one American won the marathon between 1946 and 1967.
The only American to win in that time span was named John Kelly, which happened to be the same name and same spelling as the last American to win it in 1945.
And those dudes weren't related.
jordan holmes
That's...
Weird.
dan friesen
The race has a crazy history.
unidentified
That is weird.
dan friesen
Full of weird trivia all over the place.
unidentified
That's fun.
jordan holmes
That's fun little trivia.
dan friesen
They let women start running in 1972, but guess what, Jordan?
The women had been running it unsanctioned for six years at that point.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I heard that dollop.
dan friesen
Yeah, oh, I don't remember that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, they did a whole dollop about...
Six years!
Yeah, about the badass woman who forced him, and then the Scottish guy who single-handedly tried to keep women out of the marathon.
dan friesen
There's some bad aspects, but also some good ones.
Yeah.
Wheelchair division and record holders and everything.
Like, it's awesome.
When you see that line of flags at the finish line of the Boston Marathon, that's not a UN station or anything like that.
It's a recognition that this thing that could just be people running a long way is so much more than that.
It's a celebration that crosses cultures and communities and brings people together.
According to the Boston Marathon's official Facebook page, quote, Alex is taking a physical representation of cross-cultural celebration and togetherness, and he's using it to create suspicion around the bombing by just making shit up to attach it to one of his big bad guys, the UN.
This is shameful shit.
And really, if you get down to the bottom of it, all Alex is saying...
Is that he views any kind of multicultural unity as a UN plot.
And I think there's a name for that.
jordan holmes
You know, it is almost like he is taking, let's call it the strength of the Boston Marathon, which is a cross-cultural event celebrating how, regardless of where you're from, we are all people and we all care and we are all humans and we are all empathetic.
And he's turning that into something evil.
dan friesen
Almost like he's swift-boated him.
jordan holmes
He's swift-boated him.
unidentified
Yeah.
On the same episode.
jordan holmes
We're 15 minutes earlier.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So Alex has another revelation that he realizes he can use to make this look like they're blaming patriots.
alex jones
No, it's just the income tax day.
Oh, watch him blame an anti-income tax guy.
And notice they never actually bomb a real target.
It's always the general public so they can scare us and then act like anti-government groups would actually just target the general public.
Go ahead.
dan friesen
What?
That's nonsense.
Also, it took him like half an hour to realize it's tax day.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, that seems weird.
jordan holmes
He's got an accountant who takes care of that for him.
He doesn't know when tax day is.
dan friesen
Probably.
So, like I mentioned earlier in this episode, he...
Talked about how they're going to bomb and blame us earlier in the episode, so he looks like a prophet.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
And the whole crew is freaking out, because Alex said the thing he says every day, and coincidentally, a tragedy struck.
alex jones
And I think people are beginning to understand, the crew's completely freaked out, because I walked in here the day before Sandy Hook, and I said, something bad's about to happen.
And I only do this, and today I said, I'm physically sick.
They're getting ready to, I said on air, they're getting ready to blow stuff up.
And I said, they're going to do their own shot heard around the world to blame it on us, so like Lexington and Concord, and this is the day it happened at that place.
unidentified
Yeah.
alex jones
I mean, my God.
I mean, because listen, I said Bin Laden, they'll say Bin Laden blew up the World Trade Center.
And they're going to blame it on him, and he'll take the blame.
And I said that July 25th.
I don't know how I know this stuff.
It's like, you know, I need my own 100 numbers to start reading horoscopes or something.
No, I mean, it's not that, folks.
I get their script.
dan friesen
Okay.
So he's a psychic.
He's predicted everything, and great.
jordan holmes
How long after all the news broke is this?
dan friesen
This is towards the end of the fourth hour.
We're getting towards the end of the actual show.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
Because the thing I...
I hear is a genuine surprise at himself for being correct.
Which suggests to me, he doesn't even think about it when he says things are going to blow up.
dan friesen
It's autopilot.
jordan holmes
It's just part of it.
And then one of his crew members, they're all freaking out because he did it.
And they have to tell him, remember, you predicted this.
And he's like, holy shit, I did!
dan friesen
Oh my god, that's so cool!
And it's selective memory on the part of his crew that obviously just forget about it every time he says this sort of shit.
And then this one time, it sticks out in your mind.
It's the same thing they do with the financial collapse shit all the time.
If you say every day...
The financial collapse is coming.
Right.
unidentified
And when the 2008, 2009 crisis hits, you look like a genius.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
Until you review the tapes and see you saying it all the time.
jordan holmes
Every single fucking day.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
And so I just, you know, if you want to play this game, you can play it, Alex, but it's very transparent.
dan friesen
So, Alex...
Finds out a piece of information during the break from Rob Dew, and it's that his brother was there at the marathon.
jordan holmes
Oh, God, no.
So we're going to have to...
dan friesen
Well, there's a bit of a misunderstanding between the two of them, and Alex really overinflates this news.
alex jones
Your wife's brother?
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
alex jones
Your wife's brother, tell people what happened to him today.
He was in command.
Well, he was in command of the military there because I saw a troop.
Tell me what you told me out there.
jordan holmes
I'll tell you what.
rob dew
He was running the race today.
alex jones
Yeah, running the race.
I misunderstood because I saw Army there.
He was running in the race.
And they had Army there.
He went with Army in a bus.
dan friesen
And they were running.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I guess I can see how you...
alex jones
You just told me this during the break.
You're like...
Because I knew he ran stuff.
I knew he was in intelligence domestically, so then I just got it wrong.
dan friesen
So that's a pretty fucking stupid misunderstanding for Alex to make.
jordan holmes
That's one more example of Alex not understanding words.
dan friesen
Sure.
And also Alex probably sitting there thinking, I should have not had Rob on a mic when I dropped this information.
I think I could have spun this a little better.
jordan holmes
Could have done better.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
Because I wanted to say that he was in charge of the army there by willingly and very intentionally misunderstanding running a race.
jordan holmes
He's running the race.
Yeah.
unidentified
He's not running the race.
jordan holmes
He's running the race.
dan friesen
So the story here is that Rob Dew's brother was there with the army and he was running the race.
And at some point along the route, someone...
And so Alex, because he's in the army and Alex reports him as being a high-level military intelligence guy.
jordan holmes
They kept him away from the bombing in order to signal that they knew what was going on and they didn't want any of their people to get hurt.
dan friesen
That's the narrative that's being put forth here.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
Now, first of all, for someone who does a show like Alex does, he really should be worried about revealing that his news director's dad is in the FBI and his brother-in-law is high-level military intelligence.
That's the sort of thing that really makes conspiracy theorists suspicious.
jordan holmes
Ah, that's how he knows their language, Dan.
dan friesen
But man, you can only say, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
They're the good guys in the spy grid.
jordan holmes
Deep state!
dan friesen
You can only say that so many times before people decide you work for the man.
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, he probably does.
dan friesen
Personally, I don't really believe these credentials, or at least I think they're intentionally exaggerated in order to create the appearance of proximity to legitimate information.
Alex does this all the time.
It's why he believes Steve Pachenik's fake resume.
It's why he calls Christopher Monkton Lord.
And it's why he pretends that Leo Zagami isn't a raving lunatic.
It's all just what works best for the brand, and the brand is deception.
I'm inclined to believe, considering that Rob and Alex offer no evidence to the contrary, that Rob's brother-in-law did legitimately have signs of dehydration.
Allow me to lay out my case.
jordan holmes
Marathons are long!
Running is hard!
dan friesen
Well, he's in the army, though.
He's in good shape.
April 15, 2013 was a fairly cool day in Boston, with temperatures around 48 degrees, which under normal conditions would lead you to think that a person in good shape would have no real trouble finishing a marathon.
Generally, the finish rate is pretty high for the Boston Marathon, with about 95% of entrants completing the marathon in 2018.
However, if you have over 20,000 entrants, that's at least 1,000 people who, for one reason or another, don't pass the finish line.
And a pretty good number of those people, you kind of have to assume, didn't finish because of medical reasons.
It seems unlikely that they would train, go through the steps to qualify, plan ahead, register, and show up for the marathon, only to realize halfway through they had a meeting they'd forgotten about.
unidentified
That would be hilarious.
jordan holmes
You're running the marathon and you get a call and you're like, guys, I've got to go to work.
dan friesen
I got called in.
It's something that takes a lot to get to the starting line.
So most people...
Like, that's why 95% finish.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're not having anybody who's like, on a lark, I'm just going to go run the marathon today.
I woke up a little bit late, but I can still make it there on time.
dan friesen
Yeah.
It's not super uncommon for people to be unable to finish the race.
And three people have actually died running it before.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
One thing that makes the dehydration or exhaustion story a lot more possible to me is that it's pretty common for enlisted persons to sign up for these marathons but run them in honor of their fallen brothers in the service.
They do this symbolically by participating in what's known as the Tough Ruck, which involves them doing the marathon in full uniform and carrying a military backpack that weighs about 40 pounds.
That added variable could make it far more likely that someone would have a difficult time finishing the full marathon.
Now, I have no idea if Rob Dew's brother-in-law was doing the tough ruck, but there definitely were enlisted persons doing that at the 2013 Boston Marathon.
It's literally impossible for me to figure out if any concrete information exists on this, since the guy, you know, it would be Rob Dew's sister's husband, or whatever, so Dew isn't even his last name.
I have no way of tracking down any information.
And they don't offer any, because of course they don't.
All this is to say that there's possible explanations for him being advised to leave the marathon that have nothing to do with conspiratorial paranoia.
jordan holmes
Right.
Well, I looked into it a little bit, and I believe his name was Private First Class Illuminati.
dan friesen
That's a dead ringer.
jordan holmes
That does support that.
dan friesen
Admiral Cavendish.
The best thing I can say for this is that Dew's information doesn't prove anything.
The worst I can say is that Dew is allowing Alex to use his brother-in-law's medical situation to be used as part of his attempt to hijack and capitalize on the deaths of three people and injuries of 250-plus others, which I find to be an immoral act.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he should have gone from do to don't on this one.
dan friesen
I agree.
So that's my perspective on this.
Let's see if Richard Belzer has a different take.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's very...
Stay there, stay there.
alex jones
Richard Belzer, what's your take on that?
richard belzer
Well, I'm rarely speechless, but the fact that they pulled him out means now we know it is a domestic operation.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
alex jones
If he wasn't really sick, did he say he was sick?
richard belzer
That's what I don't...
alex jones
They're going to tell him to shut up.
Call him right now.
unidentified
That's what I don't...
alex jones
Call him right now.
unidentified
All right.
alex jones
Call him right now.
unidentified
All right.
alex jones
Before that, I shouldn't even...
This is breaking right now.
I am living in...
richard belzer
They're saving their own people.
alex jones
Yeah, they save their own people every time.
Oh, my God.
jordan holmes
Yeah, there you go, man.
dan friesen
So, great.
Or, counter-theory, he was dehydrated.
jordan holmes
Okay, well, you could believe what he has to say because he said it.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
And he...
You know what?
You're wrong.
That's not even a possibility.
unidentified
It obviously is them saving their own people.
jordan holmes
God, that was too easy, too.
That's so transparent and easy.
God, I don't even care if...
Do even has a brother-in-law.
They were going to do that anyway.
dan friesen
Someone was going to have some, or it would be a caller.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
You'd be able to build off some sort of insinuation somewhere.
jordan holmes
I'll tell you what, the Department of Transportation is on the road.
unidentified
They are.
jordan holmes
That's for damn sure.
dan friesen
So that's the end of the 15th, Alex's Overdrive, fourth hour.
And like I said, Jakari Jackson and David Knight come in and do more.
In order to keep all eyes on speculation, more or less.
unidentified
Just keep the fires stoked, at least.
dan friesen
And so we jump back in here on the 16th, and we see that Alex has decided to make this a regular thing.
alex jones
It is 11 a.m. Central Standard Time on the 16th day of April, 2013.
I am your host, Alex Jones, and we are going to be live here for the next 10-11 hours or so.
And again, in the future, we're going to have even more reporters and crew who will be able to easily go 24 hours straight or longer.
dan friesen
Nope.
Still not true in 2019.
jordan holmes
Man, he has been on that tip for a long time.
dan friesen
He definitely has.
But what you see here is just striking while the iron's hot.
That kind of mentality is like, well, here's the thing.
We can make a lot of fucking hay out of this.
There's not a lot of information coming out.
This is ripe for speculation.
People are in the right headspace to hear conjecture and bullshit in order to satisfy their need for something.
And I'm going to fill it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, if there's a vacuum, everybody wants something there.
dan friesen
Nature abhors a vacuum, and I abhor Alex.
So there's not a ton more information that's come out since the 15th to the 16th.
There is information that's come out about the bomb being a pressure cooker.
Those little bits of information have come out.
But in terms of a lot of concrete reporting, I went back through and was looking through articles posted in that day.
And a lot of it is just the very standard little bit of information.
A lot of that is only speculation put out by...
jordan holmes
Everybody.
dan friesen
The internet.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
There's a lot of failings of the media in the course of this.
It's not just Alex.
jordan holmes
No, absolutely.
dan friesen
Alex is way worse than everybody else.
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, he's the one who's trying to fail us.
dan friesen
But none of this is to let people off the hook at other places.
And I have some critiques of them that may come up in a later show.
But for today, really, you know, we're looking squarely at what Alex did.
And it's not good.
So, Alex talks about how, you know, I've been saying there's going to be a false flag forever.
Great.
And then he complains about Obama's speech.
unidentified
Sure.
alex jones
Bottom line, you know that I've been saying there'll be false flag, IED, improvised explosive device attacks all over the country.
dan friesen
What?
alex jones
Because I know the scripting.
jordan holmes
Sure.
alex jones
And the globalists always train police and others for the narrative they're going to carry out.
Whether it's staged events, provocateur, or organic, which are very rare, These terror attacks are rare, period.
The system will use this to roll out TSA in the malls on the streets of America and basically a rationing up of the overall martial law type atmosphere.
Before I went live, Obama spoke.
We're going to find that clip.
It was about 30 minutes ago.
I watched his press conference.
It's Obama's new press conference.
It's up at WhiteHouse.gov.
He was wearing a really ugly tie.
Black and white speckled tie, people that want to be able to find which one of the fear-mongering press conferences it was.
dan friesen
I looked at that tie.
It wasn't so bad.
unidentified
Oh, yeah?
dan friesen
It wasn't the first thing that came to mind.
jordan holmes
Was it a fear-mongering tie, though?
dan friesen
I don't think so.
jordan holmes
What does a fear-mongering tie look like?
dan friesen
A lot of that speech was about the people who helped each other.
Like, that speech was about the runners going to give blood.
That speech was about people taking off their clothes to make tourniquets for other people.
That's not fear-mongering.
jordan holmes
Right.
It's almost like...
dan friesen
Alex is fear-mongering.
jordan holmes
It's almost like he took one of Obama's strengths, empathy and oratory, and attacked it and tried to make him look weak for it.
dan friesen
Almost as if he's swift-boating a man.
jordan holmes
It is kind of strange how he does that.
dan friesen
Weird.
So Alex gets down to his...
I always love it when he gets into like...
jordan holmes
I don't know why I hate the Bells so much now.
That's just so stupid.
I told you.
dan friesen
It ruined it for me.
jordan holmes
I know, but that's just so...
Now I want to yell at Richard Belzer.
dan friesen
I can't watch SVU anymore.
unidentified
I know!
jordan holmes
I didn't wake up today wanting to yell at the Bells.
dan friesen
Rock the Bells.
I love it when Alex gets into metrics.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like when he talks in specific numbers.
And so he gives his percent chance that this was real.
jordan holmes
98%.
alex jones
And I'd say there's maybe one...
Chance out of 100, conservatively, that this is some lone nut.
dan friesen
One chance out of 100, conservatively, that this is real.
jordan holmes
Conservatively?
What's your wild...
dan friesen
What are you talking liberally?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
unidentified
Four.
dan friesen
So by this point, Alex has had time to gather resources and figure out a way to have defense for premise two.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
That they're blaming the Patriots.
jordan holmes
They're coming for you.
dan friesen
And here's how he...
Sets out on that road that he will be going on throughout the 16th.
alex jones
Now, within an hour, and I'm not exaggerating, I have 10 different clips.
We're not going to play them all.
I'm sure you've seen them.
We'll play some.
Where they said, you know, the number one suspect is right-wingers.
The White House has come out and said that.
Axelrod, Obama thinks bombings could be related to tax day.
dan friesen
So this is such a classic Alex move.
He has tons of evidence that concretely makes his point, but he's sure you've seen it already, so he's not going to bore you with proving his case.
This, to a right thinking person, should be a strong indication that he does not have a ton of evidence.
Based on what he's shown so far, I think he's manufacturing a perception.
segment of the April 15th episode.
So that's one instance of something he thinks is proof of blaming right-wingers for the bombing.
That's complete bullshit.
Right.
unidentified
And now his second example Right.
dan friesen
Obama thinks the bombings could be related to tax day.
Axelrod's comments were regarding the fact that Obama didn't immediately call this an act of terrorism, explaining that, quote, the word has taken on a different meaning since 9-11.
He went on to say, quote, you use those words and it means something very specific in people's minds.
And I'm sure what was going through the mind of the president is, well, we don't really know who did this.
It was tax day.
Someone who was pro, you know, you just don't know.
And I think that his attitude is, let's not put any inference into this.
Let's just make clear.
We're going to get the people responsible.
jordan holmes
Right, and that is why everybody hated him on the right.
What, you're urging restraint?
No!
Let's start a new war with Iraq!
dan friesen
It's really tough to parse exactly what Axelrod was saying there.
A possible reading of it is that Axelrod thinks that Obama might think that tax day had something to do with the bombing, but another reading of it is that Axelrod himself just thinks that.
Another reading is that the fact that it was tax day was just an example Axelrod came up with to express that there are a ton of motives that could be behind the bombing, and at that point no one really knew what the situation was.
I'm inclined to err towards that last one, since he also says, quote, let's not put any inference into this, which seems to indicate he's trying to avoid putting inference into it.
jordan holmes
Literally, his main, like, that's almost the worst example of having to use an example.
You know, like, he can't just say, oh, well, we don't know who did it, because everybody'd lose their shit, and they'd be like, this is a terrible interview.
So he has to give, like, an explanation for why.
We're not just going to come out and say, oh, this is Islam.
We're going to say, it could be, it could be...
Islam, it could be blah, it could be blah, it could be anything, but because the first one is like, oh, it's tax day, then the right wing gets to go crazy.
dan friesen
It's also constructed in a defense of why didn't Obama call this an act of terrorism.
And the explanation of it is there are a lot of motives.
The first easiest one that people could understand is, well, it was also tax day.
jordan holmes
Which, by implication, means that he wouldn't consider that a terrorist impulse.
unidentified
Possibly.
jordan holmes
Because it's tax day.
You know what I'm saying?
dan friesen
But no matter what it is, it's not blaming someone with a tax motivation.
Of course.
It's not concrete in any way.
On a scale of total bullshit to they're blaming the Tea Party, I'm going to give this a one or a two.
It's easy to see how it could be spun to say that they're pointing the finger at tax protesters, but it's entirely unconvincing to me and only works if you take it completely out of context.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Alex is convinced this is a false flag by the 16th.
He is very certain of that.
And he has something that runs through this entire episode, which is he believes that media, like Media Matters, Mediaite, these sorts of places, are attacking him for saying that they're going to blame right-wingers, and then they go on to blame right-wingers, thereby proving Alex right for the thing that they demonized him for saying.
jordan holmes
Oh, what a tangled web we weave.
dan friesen
When first we set up to tell the truth.
So here's a clip sort of embodying that.
alex jones
Ladies and gentlemen, while we are busy analyzing what really happened at the mystery false flag...
dan friesen
What?
jordan holmes
We playing Doctor Who behind you?
alex jones
While we're busy watching the White House surrogates come out and say, oh, it's a right-wing Tea Party person.
That was very predictable.
I was attacked just minutes after it happened.
By known White House front groups like Salon and others.
jordan holmes
Known White House front groups.
alex jones
And, of course, Media Matters, which isn't actually run by the White House, for saying, hey, they're going to blame it on the Tea Party.
And then minutes later, they did in those very publications.
I mean, this is the magnitude of, I say, watch, they're going to blame us, or they're going to try to, and then they go, look, you're a crazy conspiracy theorist, but yes, we are going to try to blame you.
But you're wrong because you're right, and you're crazy because you're right.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
So I searched everything posted on Media Matters from the time of the bombing to the point Alex is on air now, and I think I might have a sense of what he's talking about.
On the morning of the 16th, Matt Gertz published an article titled, quote, the worst conservative reactions to the Boston bombings.
The first entry was Alex, with a screenshot of his Twitter, rest in peace, saying, quote, our hearts go out to those that are hurt or killed, hashtag Boston Marathon, but this thing stinks to high heaven, hashtag false flag.
Hashtags.
The rest of the list is people...
jordan holmes
I hate living in the age of Twitter.
dan friesen
It's a mess.
jordan holmes
I hate it.
dan friesen
At least Alex isn't on it anymore.
jordan holmes
Look, I love, love, love indoor plumbing, but I want to go back to before all of the technology.
I'm not for this.
dan friesen
It was a bad road.
jordan holmes
It was a bad idea.
dan friesen
The rest of that list is just people like Laura Ingraham and Pat Robertson blaming immigrants and Muslims.
jordan holmes
Right, of course.
dan friesen
There's nothing about criticizing Alex for saying that they were going to blame the Patriots or anything like that.
There's another post from the 16th titled, quote, Alex Jones and his enablers, but this too doesn't seem to be critiquing him for saying that the globalists are going to blame the patriots for the bombing.
It just seems to be people rightfully and rightly responding with disgust to how quickly Alex tried to turn a tragedy into a narrative by calling it a false flag.
That article probably had him more worried, though, since it was discussing the people who validate Alex, despite him being consistently wrong and a disgrace.
That article specifically calls out Ron Paul, Rand Paul, Lou Dobbs, Judge Napolitano, Belzer, and all the other supposedly credible mainstream people who willingly or unwittingly elevate Alex's stature.
If I were Alex, I would probably see that as an attack.
But it still doesn't fit with what Alex is describing.
I really can't find any evidence that Media Matters was condemning him for saying that they were going to blame the bombing on Patriots.
I think they were just kind of offended that he called it a false flag within minutes with no information.
Salon kind of wrote an article like that, but if you actually read it, it's more just an article that's like, look at this asshole.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's kind of the point of that article.
jordan holmes
Man, Salon, White House Front Group, which in 213, didn't they still employ Glenn Greenwald?
dan friesen
Well, actually, Glenn was working at The Guardian.
jordan holmes
Ah, that was that.
dan friesen
And he actually wrote an article there saying, quote, Obviously it's possible that perpetrators will turn out to be Muslim, just like it's possible they'll turn out to be the extremist right or right-wing activists.
or left-wing agitators or Muslim-fearing Anders Breivik types or lone individuals driven by apolitical mental illness.
He even calls out a few Democrats on Twitter who made suggestions it was a right-winger, along with calling out Islamophobes, insisting it must be a Muslim.
His take on it was pretty even-handed, and no way suggests that it was a right-winger.
Jank on The Young Turks had a conversation on his show about different reactions people might have depending on who the bomber was, saying that if it was a Muslim, people will call for war, but if it's a right-winger, those same people will say it's just a crazy guy.
The conversation's pretty speculative, but it's not at all saying that the bomber was a right-winger or pointing the finger.
It's hypothetical in nature.
Looking over the mainstream reporting in the immediate aftermath, the day and the day after, I didn't really see a lot of people blaming right-wing extremists at all.
There's some suggestion that some such group could be a suspect, based on the timing and amateurish nature of the bomb, but all those suggestions were accompanied by disclaimers that we have no idea who is behind this and it's too early to say.
Alex's rhetoric does not seem to match up with the media, which to me is an indication that, like I keep bringing up, he's trying to build premise two of his argument in service of proving his conclusion that the globalists are about to bring this whole thing down.
Panic, everybody.
He needs premise two, so even if the media doesn't do what he's predicted they will, he's going to go out of his way to make it look how he needs it to.
On a very basic level, this is purely designed to cause panic and fear and put his audience in a near-apocalyptic state.
And it's disgusting to see someone respond to a legitimate tragedy like this, because it's very unhealthy.
And to see him use this, like, these...
These outlets are responding to what I did, like humans might, saying, this guy's a fucking asshole.
And then they blame the patriots.
Adding that wrinkle into it to sort of invalidate other people's correct criticism of you, it's just even worse.
All this is just a psychodrama he's forcing on his audience.
And it's bad.
jordan holmes
What always kind of weirds me out about these idiots...
Whenever they're talking about, like, oh, it's Muslim terrorism or anything like that, is then they just try and inspire more fear in their audience, which that's the whole point of a terrorist attack, is to make people afraid.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
So why are you...
So if you're saying that you're condemning them, but then exploiting it and playing into their hands?
dan friesen
Strange dynamic.
jordan holmes
It seems like you guys have a almost symbiotic...
As opposed to an antithetical one.
dan friesen
It's weird how that works.
jordan holmes
It is kind of weird how that works.
dan friesen
But really, Alex, to himself, he thinks that all he's doing is asking questions and being a journalist, trying to get to the bottom of the ship.
jordan holmes
Because he doesn't understand what a journalist does.
dan friesen
No, there's that.
But you can see that that's not the case.
You can see in this next clip that what he's doing is using all of the narratives that he had built up over the past couple months and applying them to the current situation.
alex jones
You see, none of us are allowed to be involved in the narrative.
None of us are allowed to speculate, ask questions like, gee, it's Patriots Day in Boston.
Gee, do you think they're going to try to blame a right-wing group?
They were only putting out Southern Poverty Law Center and ADL memos last month saying domestic terror attacks are imminent.
We warned you right before the Oklahoma City bombing.
We warned Bill Clinton.
And now we're warning you, Obama, the attacks are imminent.
You can look that up.
And you've got all these dramas and sitcoms and movies with propaganda placement saying the Tea Party is going to bomb people at public events and they're the new enemy, not Al-Qaeda.
And then you have this happen where the country started, where the Revolutionary War, where 1776 started in 1775, Lexington, Concord, Boston.
Patriots Day, April 15th, in Boston.
The real Patriots Day is the 19th.
Stuart Rhodes is on his way there, driving right now.
He's going to be joining us later in the broadcast of Oath Keepers.
Somebody stop him.
And he's like, oh yeah, false flag all over it.
dan friesen
Oh, great.
Stuart Rhodes is chimed in.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Stuart.
dan friesen
Leader of the Oath Keepers.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Stu.
dan friesen
But you see this also.
Who does Alex go to immediately when there's a need?
jordan holmes
I don't know.
A right-wing lunatic who might bomb something?
dan friesen
Well, consider him an expert.
Yeah, that's a good point.
jordan holmes
Go to the source.
dan friesen
What you see there is a fine-tuning of the old narratives that Alex had been building.
Now that the payoff has come, he chisels them down.
Instead of they're going to nuke Chicago in order to blame us, they've been saying that veterans and patriots are going to put IEDs everywhere.
You take whatever is functional out of the myths and the narratives that you've built and apply them to the present situation and pretend all the other shit never happened, all the other dumb bullshit you've been talking about.
jordan holmes
I really cannot imagine, like, having a friend who, after the Boston bombing, I could text the question, was it one of you guys?
dan friesen
Alex has a few of them.
jordan holmes
Alex has a bunch of those friends.
unidentified
Uh-huh.
jordan holmes
How wild is that?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's crazy to have a bunch of known terrorist groups and, like, hey, did you guys do the Boston bombing?
dan friesen
No?
unidentified
Okay, cool.
jordan holmes
Then I'm going to lie about you.
dan friesen
And then fucking imagine who he has, like, second degree.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, just through Larry Pratt from Gun Owners of America alone.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, imagine what kind of contacts that fucking dude has.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's pretty weird.
Closely, like, you don't need the Kevin Bacon game.
No.
jordan holmes
No, it's a very short phone tree.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So I have this clip, which is kind of off base a little bit, you know, like it's kind of not really related to the primary stuff that's going on, but I found it very interesting because it's something that Alex does not believe just two years later, and it's weird to hear this.
alex jones
Putin's been caught, 99 planting bombs in a fourth building.
When they got caught, the FSB, Federal Security Bureau, by local Moscow police, suburb of Moscow, they said, oh, it's part of a drill, let us out of jail.
dan friesen
So, Alex believes that Putin did those bombings.
He aggressively denies that in 2015 when he loves Putin.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So something changes.
jordan holmes
So weird.
dan friesen
Yeah, very strange.
Because he's talking about, like, evidence that Putin did it here.
jordan holmes
Oh, and Putin did do it.
dan friesen
Not just, like, I think he did it.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
He's like, FSB people got caught.
He said it was part of a drill.
jordan holmes
Every time he is correct about something in 2013.
We find out in 2015 he changed his...
dan friesen
His retconned everything.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
But that's part of the argument that he's trying to make, that everything is a drill.
There's always a drill that covers up the actual false flag.
And we've seen this before.
He talked about that in terms of Sandy Hook.
It's universal throughout his rhetoric.
And he's found out that there was a drill at the Boston bombing.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
alex jones
And now what came out.
Which they're freaking out about and having their surrogates come out and demonize.
No one in mainstream media is covering this but DrudgeReport.com.
And that's not even really mainstream media.
Drudge has a link to this story that is in local news.
When I say mainstream national, it's not covering it.
Local 15 TV out of Boston.
We're going to get to this in a little while, the video of it.
jordan holmes
A little while?
alex jones
Document cam, please.
U.M. coach, bomb-sniffing dogs, spotters on roofs before explosions.
Well, now they're not calling them police spotters.
Go to Drudge.
Now it's the mysterious manhunt of the mysterious man in the hoodie.
There were cops all over the roofs in hoodies.
We've got the video.
We've got the photos.
dan friesen
No, you don't.
Whatever you have doesn't mean anything.
So he does talk about this a little bit later, and before I discuss it, I'll let him lay this out.
alex jones
Ladies and gentlemen, let's go further.
Ollie Stevenson, the marathon coach, University of Mobile's cross-country coach, who was near the finish line of the Boston Marathon when a series of explosions went off, said he thought it was odd there were bomb-sniffing dogs at the start and finish lines.
They kept making announcements to the participants, don't worry, it's just a training exercise.
Now, our own Dan Badondi, said Ollie Stevenson on Local 15, that is nowhere in the national news.
Unless it's the alternative news of InfoWars.com, PrisonPlanet.com, PrisonPlanet.tv.
dan friesen
I remember this being parroted very heavily in the days right after the bombing.
And what it was was they turned it into a perception that there were announcements just before the explosions or in the aftermath that this is a drill.
That's how the story gets twisted.
And that's sort of the way Alex is presenting it.
And like I said, whenever he wants to portray something as a false flag, the only arrow in his quiver he chooses, the one he feels is like unassailable evidence, is to argue that there was a drill going on at the same time as the event, meant to provide cover for the actual attack.
If you look throughout his career, it's almost universal.
It's part of almost every conspiracy he's ever promoted.
And generally speaking, what he does is he finds something that seems a little weird, but only weird because there was a tragedy, and he ascribes greater significance to it than is merited.
In this case, he's taken a local Boston news article about a runner saying that there were bombs sniffing dogs at the race.
This is meaningless evidence, as is his supposed pictures of people on roofs and hoodies.
None of that proves a damn thing.
It's just titillating bullshit.
I consulted some running forums to see what kind of chatter there was there in the aftermath of the bombing, and I found a lot of accounts of people who claimed to have been there.
Granted, these are just posts on message boards, but they do seem pretty consistent.
The situation is that they were told not to pet these dogs, and that there were dogs that were there for training purposes.
The dogs were being trained, which might seem slightly weird, but that's only because there was a bombing.
If it hadn't happened, you'd just look at that and say, well, I guess it makes sense to get the dogs acclimated to a setting where there's a lot of bustle and noise, tons of people around, and tons of stuff that could distract them.
That seems like a tough environment to artificially create, and honestly, I don't think there's any reason to assume that the dogs were there for bomb-sniffing training purposes, more for huge crowd desensitization purposes.
I don't understand all the ins and outs of training police dogs, but I can imagine how this might go.
Pretty universally, this was the position of people on running forums.
The people who were there and actually heard the announcement, it was an announcement not to pet the dogs.
Be calm around the dogs.
Don't startle the dogs.
It wasn't be calm while there's a bomb going off.
Even after surviving the bombing, like these people are reporting this, they didn't think it was anything weird.
And I tend to agree with them.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, Alex makes this narrative that there were announcements...
jordan holmes
Wait, I changed my mind.
Nope, that's suspicious as shit.
dan friesen
Okay.
Alex makes this narrative out of there were announcements that this is a drill and you need to stay calm.
And before we break down even a little bit more about this, I want to talk about why this is stupid on its face.
Alex is trying to argue that the bombing was a drill that went live, and he's arguing that a piece of evidence is that someone announced on the speakers for people to stay calm it was just a drill.
This would tend to imply that the person making the announcement was involved in the drill since they knew or believed it to be a drill.
If they were actually running a drill, they would be doing so to gauge police preparedness or response strategies.
And in order to accurately gauge those things, it's important that people act as if the drill were actually real.
It would 100% ruin the drill if someone were to convince everyone to stay calm as it would completely alter the crowd's reaction to what was happening.
I guess that could be a good drill if you're trying to test police response to a group of people who don't believe an attack is actually happening, but I feel like that scenario isn't very useful to prepare for in the real world.
jordan holmes
It wasn't then, but now it is becoming more and more useful, as more and more people are not going to believe anything.
dan friesen
Right.
The idea that someone got on a PA system and told people not to panic is actually some incredibly strong evidence that this was a real bombing, if it did happen, which I don't think it did.
It could have been misguided advice, but the sort of thing you would expect a well-meaning person trying to help in a crisis to say, like, everyone calm.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Orderly fashion.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Don't trample everybody.
There's a lot of us, and you're going to wind up killing more people if we have a stampede.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
The reality of someone saying that, I would interpret that as evidence of reality.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But again, I don't think that's actually what happened.
I think it's a misrepresentation of this article.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
It would still be hard to explain if someone did make that announcement, why they said it was a drill.
And like I said, I don't think I need to explain that since I don't think it happened.
If you read the actual post in the Local 15 News out of Boston, it does interview University of Mobile coach Ali Stevenson, and he says that there were announcements that this was a training exercise.
However, there's literally no indication from the text or anything Stevenson says that these announcements happened after the bombs went off or just before or anything.
If you read his words and compare them to other accounts of people who were there, he's just describing the announcements not to pet the dogs in a more suspicious way than other people might have chosen to.
There were something like 20,000 people running in that marathon.
And all of the claims about an announcement that there was a drill or to stay calm all come from paranoid conspiratorial interpretations of comments of this one guy, Ali Stevenson.
It's very hard to take this too seriously when there's tons of videos people captured on their phones and this announcement doesn't show up in any of them.
When there are literally tens of thousands of witnesses and no one has put forth an account that backs this up other than ones that are like, don't startle this.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And to be clear, I'm not even saying that I'm sure that Stevenson's making anything up.
You know, there's a really good chance that people were told to be calm around the dogs.
And his comments could make sense in the context of runners being told not to bother these dogs.
They're there to be trained and acclimated to high-stress, lots-of-people environments.
He might have been factually right, but spoken in such a way that conspiracy idiots decided to read exactly what they wanted to hear from his words.
As I look at the information available, it's really hard not to reach that conclusion.
This guy spoke imprecisely about being informed there was a dog training exercise going on and to remain calm around the dogs.
And Alex and his ilk have taken that as proof that the whole thing was a drill.
That's my assessment, and I feel like what this boils down to.
Now, in future episodes, there's a big wrinkle about drills, but that will have to wait.
jordan holmes
They're power tools?
dan friesen
Alex will find a piece of information.
I don't know this to be the case from listening to his episodes, but I remember that he finds a piece of information that proves to him drill stuff, and it's far, far more complicated, but we will get to that in the future.
unidentified
Okay.
Fucking tease.
dan friesen
Sorry.
So how do you like Fox programming?
jordan holmes
Oh, you know me.
dan friesen
Cartoons in particular.
jordan holmes
Big fan of The Simpsons.
unidentified
Okay.
jordan holmes
I was.
Seasons two through nine.
The Critic was great.
dan friesen
Oh, I love the Critic.
jordan holmes
King of the Hill, fantastic.
dan friesen
Sure.
Based on Alex Jones, all the characters on it.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
So Alex wants to talk about Family Guy.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
Well, then never mind.
dan friesen
Because he has decided that the Family Guy proved in advance...
That the Boston bombing was planned.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
Because they showed the Boston bombing in an episode that aired a month prior.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
I want to get a drill and put it through my brain.
dan friesen
Well, how about you wait until after this clip?
alex jones
They had a family guy that aired two weeks ago where the dad, who's a Tea Party guy, joins the Taliban.
Again, that oxymoron that they're still pushing it until people believe it.
West Point says it.
Army to crush Tea Party Rebellion Forbes, AP Reuters.
You're like, that doesn't make sense.
It will make sense.
Family Guy has him at a subconscious level.
It's almost subliminal.
We're going to play this coming up.
It's up at Infowars.com.
Bombing the Boston Marathon at the finish line with two bombs with a cell phone detonator.
unidentified
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
dan friesen
Fake laugh.
jordan holmes
That was weird.
That's a weird maniacal laugh.
That's a laugh that somebody who actually caused the bombing.
dan friesen
That's a disturbed person.
There's no excuse to talk about the bombing the day after it happened and laugh like that out to break.
jordan holmes
Like a James Bond villain.
dan friesen
There's literally no context, even if you're talking about a Family Guy episode, that I can think of that makes it even close to acceptable behavior.
And I describe that as monstrous.
Alex is talking about an episode of Family Guy that had been released on March 17, 2013, called Turban Cowboy.
In the episode, Peter has a skydiving accident and meets a guy named Mahmoud in the hospital.
Small point.
Peter Griffin is not a tea party guy.
So much so that they actually made an episode that aired on May 13, 2012, called Tea Peter, where the whole joke is that Peter joined the Tea Party and succeeded in shutting down the government.
The whole point of that episode was that the Tea Party is an astroturf movement funded by big corporate interests who want to get rid of regulation.
Peter learns that and reinstalls the government.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He's not a Tea Party guy.
That is not a part of his character.
Anyway.
jordan holmes
Well, he's from Boston.
dan friesen
Sure.
Yeah.
Quahog.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Anyway, in the episode Alex is talking about, Peter and Mahmoud become friends, which leads Peter to convert to Islam.
But, of course, it turns out that Mahmoud is a terrorist.
jordan holmes
Oh, no!
dan friesen
Peter gets roped into a plan to blow up the Quahog Bridge, but tries to back out.
The plot gets disrupted, but as the episode is ending, Peter uses a cell phone to call the drunken clam to have them get his table ready, which seems weird because it's just a fucking bar.
But the phone is rigged, and it causes the bridge to blow up.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So that's the gag at the end.
jordan holmes
There it is.
dan friesen
I am not a family guy guy.
And I think it's bad use of our time to critique the show's inconsistent messaging.
So I'm going to leave that here alone for a bit.
You know how shitty this is?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
The sort of weird muddiness of some of the messages.
What's important is the claim that Alex is making.
He's saying that this episode predicted the Boston bombing.
Saying that Peter used the cell phone to blow up bombs at the finish line of the race.
And that is absolutely not true.
The cell phone was linked to bombs at the Quahog Bridge.
What Alex is doing is combining the end of the episode, where bombs are triggered by cell phone, with a cutaway joke from the beginning of the episode.
When Peter is skydiving before he has his accident...
He says, I haven't felt a rush like this since I won that marathon.
And it cuts to him driving through a crowd of people in the Boston Marathon with his car.
It's unclear if it was someone at Infowars or even Alex himself who did it.
But someone edited together the clip of this cutaway joke from the beginning of the episode and the cell phone gag from the end of the episode to make it look like Peter used cell phone triggered bombs to attack the Boston Marathon.
It may have been created in-house, might have been, might not have been, but even if it wasn't, InfoWars was the first outlet to widely circulate this, and it's a complete misinterpretation and misrepresentation.
The only reason someone would push something like this is if they're desperate to create a counter-reality to the one the rest of the world is experiencing.
It's an abusive act of media, and Alex should be profoundly ashamed of this.
jordan holmes
That's fucked up.
dan friesen
And it's very clear.
The misrepresentation.
It's clear the intention of it?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I would believe that it was probably some online troll.
jordan holmes
That would make the most sense to me.
dan friesen
Who actually created it.
Just trying to cause trouble.
Fuck with people.
And then Alex treated it as real.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
And gave it legitimacy.
jordan holmes
Yeah, when it comes to Alex and Occam's razor with anything technological, it's better to err on the side of Alex stole it than Alex did it.
dan friesen
Also, another important point.
misrepresentation about this Family Guy episode was accurate, he still at this point has literally no idea how the bombs were detonated.
The initial theories were that they were on a timer.
But by the end of April, the House Intelligence Committee had determined that they were triggered by a remote control similar to one you'd use for a toy car.
It's really important to look at stuff like this because Alex has already decided that this absolutely was a false flag.
And the defense he's giving of his theories are really weak.
If you look at them, you find consistent, intentional misrepresentations.
Misrepresentations that would only be made to try and steer people towards the conclusion that it was a false flag, which Alex has decided already.
When you have to resort to that kind of an approach to make your argument that is a bad Bad sign.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't think he's doing a great job so far.
dan friesen
No, bad.
unidentified
His Boston bombing coverage is...
jordan holmes
You know, I halfway think...
I halfway think on the 15th, whenever he got the news that it happened, and everybody's freaking out, and they tell him that he said that there was going to be an explosion, and he was like, Oh my god, I did!
I halfway think in his head he's like...
The coverage that we're going to do is going to win us the first Pulitzer that InfoWars has ever had.
dan friesen
I think it's possible, but I also think that he didn't expect that they wouldn't catch the people quick.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
Like, I really don't think that he...
I don't think that he had any expectation that he'd have to stretch it out over a day.
jordan holmes
No, I agree.
dan friesen
Like, this...
I think that he's lost without a map to a certain extent.
Like, he still knows what narratives he has to build and the direction he has to go.
But I think he thought that there would be...
A clear suspect.
Maybe even a rest within 24 hours.
And then he'd be able to lie about that.
jordan holmes
And that's the territory that he's the best at.
He wants there to be an image of what it is they are telling you.
And then he can twist it to whatever it is he says.
dan friesen
Instead, he just has to create the...
Like, this is a drill based on this misrepresentation of this article.
He has to say it was a false flag based on, oh, it was on Family Guy before, based on a completely manipulatively edited clip.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's crazy.
jordan holmes
That is interesting to continue with the wet cement metaphor.
The cement can't be wet for too long, because then somebody else can scrape over your initials there.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's true.
jordan holmes
There can't be such a huge distance between...
When an event happens and when actual information comes out.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Because the longer it goes, the more flimsy your bullshit will look.
dan friesen
When you realize the concrete isn't drying on its own, you need to work to dry that concrete.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
And I think that's kind of what he does, you know, in terms of trying to solidify this argument that they're going to blame the Patriots.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
I think he's working to try and dry it.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
But I don't think it works.
So I think he does give his audience one good piece of advice based on sort of a fictional reality, and that is that you should never be involved at all in bombing drills.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
Don't get involved in drills.
alex jones
Most of the time they're not going to do it, but let me tell you, one out of a hundred drills or so, they're going to blow it up.
unidentified
One out of every hundred?
alex jones
They're going to tell you leave it, and then you're going to get arrested.
You're going to get drugged up.
You're going to get tortured.
You're going to get electroshock therapy until you go before the military tribunal and say that you bombed.
The Sears Tower.
Or you bombed the mall.
Or you bombed the school.
I'm going to tell you, it's just like Arlington Road.
The professor's trying to stop it, and they trick him to be on the news and then run into the parking garage when it goes off.
I mean, they're telling you how they do it right there, okay?
I'm getting chills.
And I told you this was going to happen yesterday before it happened.
dan friesen
I'm getting chills talking about the movie that I use as a reference to talk about this bullshit.
jordan holmes
They're telling you how they're going to do it, which is poorly and in kind of a slapstick manner.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So in this next clip, Alex says something that is not good for his present-day lawsuit in Sandy Hook.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
And now that our own Dan Badondi in two different press conferences with the police chief, the mayor, and the governor, our own East Coast reporter Dan Badondi...
Made national news, just asking real questions about, hey, now there's the Huffington Post.
Boston Marathon bombing brings out conspiracy theories.
That means people that are willing to go, hey, there was a drill, and the police say, no, there wasn't a drill.
dan friesen
So Alex is taking ownership of Dan Badandi, which in the present day, he is trying to distance himself quite heavily.
jordan holmes
Why is that?
Is there any reason?
dan friesen
Partially because Dan Badandi...
There's a lot of videos of him harassing people in Sandy Hook.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
In Newtown.
And Alex doesn't want people to think that he was an employee of InfoWars as much as he was a guy we, you know, we covered stuff.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Unfortunately, later in the episode, he says this.
unidentified
It's because you put them on the stand, you pose them to real questions, and all of a sudden, the mainstream media don't like it because...
alex jones
Well, that's why I hired you, is because you are fearless.
And I know you get homesick, you go up to see your son and your family, everybody back in Rhode Island, but as an East Coast reporter, the reports you follow every week are just phenomenal, and we're hiring more editors.
dan friesen
So he makes it clear that he hired Dan Badandi.
jordan holmes
100%.
dan friesen
That's going to be tough for him to argue that he wasn't an actual employee.
Good luck with that.
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
So Alex plays the clip of Ali Stevenson, short for Alistair Stevenson, talking about this situation.
Alex adds a ton of spin, and then we learn a little bit about what Dan Badandi did.
alex jones
Now, here's the coach.
This is the shorter clip.
The full clip's up on Infowars.com.
DrudgeReport.com also has it.
UM coach, bomb-sniffing dogs, spotters on roofs before explosions.
And then in the very area, they kept making announcements to the participants.
Do not worry.
It's just a training exercise.
Kind of like 9-11.
Stay at your desk.
Everything's fine.
Just over and over again.
The Aurora shooting.
It's fine.
It's just a drill.
Let's go ahead and now go to that clip.
unidentified
At the start line this morning, they had bomb spotters on the roof of the building, and they had bomb-sniffing dogs.
dan friesen
He has no reason to assume that people on roofs are bomb spotters.
That's just his own conjecture.
jordan holmes
So, no, they're on a roof, and a bombing happened.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
So that means that.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
Coming up and down at the start line, and Melanie said there were bomb-sniffing dogs at the finish line, but they kept making announcements saying to the participants, do not worry, this is just a training exercise.
Well, evidently I don't believe they were just having a training exercise.
I think they must have known.
They must have had some kind of threats of physicians called in.
alex jones
No kidding.
And again, they're lying about that.
That is undoubted.
And again, we're breaking the real news.
We're forcing the real issues out in the open.
We're engaged in real journalism.
So I salute Dan Badandi.
dan friesen
Wow.
Salute Dan Badandi.
jordan holmes
That is so brazen.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It is so fucking brazen and frustrating.
We're doing journalism.
dan friesen
The real journalism.
jordan holmes
I have a guy there who is saying things that are not true, and that is real journalism.
dan friesen
I have a guy who's a pro wrestler yelling at people, and it's exciting.
jordan holmes
Hey, Dan, so you got a day off.
It's a big holiday.
Guess what?
You have access to your building's rooftop, and you're near the front of the Boston Marathon, the start of the Boston Marathon.
Would you and I say go up there, have a couple beers, and watch it?
dan friesen
What are you asking?
jordan holmes
Anybody could have been on those.
dan friesen
Oh, no.
jordan holmes
Just because they're on a roof.
dan friesen
Just hanging out.
Also, even the idea of there were authorities up there, that makes sense, too.
jordan holmes
Yeah, of course.
dan friesen
It doesn't ring to me as suspicious, necessarily.
And a lot of the stuff that Stevenson is saying in that clip, if you just listen to it through the prism of there was a dog training exercise.
Where would the places that those dogs be?
They'd obviously be at the beginning and the end of the race, because that's where tons of people are.
No one's at mile 12 or whatever.
jordan holmes
A lot of people hanging out at mile 12. There might be.
It's like the amen corner of the Boston Marathon.
dan friesen
So it's still unclear why he's saluting Dan Badandi for doing real journalism.
jordan holmes
Because he's doing real journalism.
dan friesen
And we find out here.
alex jones
We're engaged in real journalism, so I salute Dan Badandi.
At both press conferences, he got the first questions down.
And they just shut the press conferences down.
I mean, they were going to grandstand for an hour.
You know they were.
And the press still had more questions.
But Badandi was there going, you were running a drill.
You were running a drill.
Boston Globe, you were running a drill.
You were running a drill.
And the governor looked like he was about to have a heart attack and looked so angry.
And the media's like...
The governor was angry that such stupid questions would be asked.
Of course there was no drill.
In fact, it's the media that denies it for them.
There was no drill.
There were no police dogs.
There were nothing.
It was...
Everything's fine.
dan friesen
So I do think this is really interesting how excited he is about Dan Badandi, particularly considering, like I said, in the present day, he's really trying to distance himself from this dude.
And I wanted to, like, I went back and I watched a little bit of Alex's Sandy Hook deposition video in prep for this episode, because I remember that Badandi comes up in the questioning about that, that day.
And I think I noticed something really interesting.
The opposing counsel shows Alex a picture of Dan Badandi, and Alex's first response is to get a huge smile across his face and laugh.
He very quickly realizes that this is a strange response, and he regains his serious composure really fast.
But there's a good ten seconds where Alex is looking at this picture of Dan Badandi, and there's a sense of nostalgia in his smile.
A feeling of wistfulness for the days gone by.
Better times when he could make buckets of cash just sending pro wrestler to go yell at people and disrupt events.
I might be reading more into that than I need to or is appropriate, but his big laugh and smile that quickly recedes as he realizes Badandi absolutely did harass the citizens of Newtown.
It's a pretty evocative image for me, that transition of, ha ha, oh yeah, oh.
jordan holmes
Oh, you're why I'm here.
Fuck shit.
dan friesen
Particularly in the context of him congratulating Badandi on this episode for harassing the people of Boston.
This image is really, it has a meaning to me whether or not I can prove That my reading of it is accurate.
While Badandi was in Boston doing all the reporting that he's doing that Alex is talking about here on this episode, he had an InfoWars microphone that he used for his reports, and in at least one video I can find, he has a laminated press pass, which I can't zoom in on enough to confirm, but you kind of got to assume he got that through InfoWars.
He's there in an official capacity, not just as some guy whose videos Alex covered.
So Alex's big narrative on this episode about Badandi is that he got two press conferences shut down by asking the hard questions that the media and the establishment couldn't handle.
jordan holmes
Man, he didn't even describe it like he was asking questions.
He was literally just saying, I had a guy go in there and say, you had a drill.
You had a drill.
dan friesen
Shutting it down.
jordan holmes
You had a drill.
Not, did you have a drill?
He didn't even say, did you?
dan friesen
See, man, Dan Badandi brought up false flags and everyone just packed up their shit and left.
They couldn't handle it.
jordan holmes
No, I think it's just like, shut the fuck up, dude.
dan friesen
So I've read a bunch of articles about Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick's press conference, which Badandi asked the first question in, but none of them say that the conference ended abruptly after his question.
I found video of it, and Badandi asks his rambling, is this a false flag question?
And Patrick just replies, quote, no, next question.
The next question that's asked isn't a question that Patrick can answer.
It's about whether or not there are specific leads or suspects.
After the question is asked, Patrick steps aside and lets the police representative field the question.
If you edit the footage just right, though, it kind of looks like Patrick is leaving the press conference after Badandi asks his question.
And that's absolute bullshit.
Also, it's kind of surreal because as Badandi is prattling on, the camera pans across the stage and Elizabeth Warren is there.
I mean, of course she was.
jordan holmes
Yeah, she's a senator from Massachusetts.
dan friesen
But it's still weird to realize she had to listen to Dan Padondi.
jordan holmes
That is kind of weird.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That is fun.
dan friesen
It's surreal now that she's running for president.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
I strongly suspect that this whole thing is about trying to create the perception that the powers that be are afraid of the words false flag being uttered.
And saying them in their presence is the equivalent of telling a judge, Duble Kane.
It's purely an attempt to convince his audience that all these people have something to hide.
And that thing is the truth that Alex is disseminating.
Alex wouldn't do stuff like this if he were making a real argument.
This is pageantry.
This is manipulation to trick his audience into accepting a fraudulent version of reality.
And it's not something you'd accidentally do.
It's intentional.
Because that press conference didn't end after Badandi's question.
jordan holmes
Of course not.
dan friesen
He just stepped aside to allow the police commissioner to answer.
jordan holmes
But the governor ran away because Badandi's so great.
Maybe the press conference continued, but the governor couldn't handle it.
That's why he had his police chief, the fucking enforcer, go up there.
Because the enforcer's not going to...
dan friesen
If he made that argument, it would be closer to real, but he doesn't.
He just makes a false version of it that it ended after Badandi brought the truth.
So here's another Alex talking about that Family Guy episode.
And I'm going to play some things that are a little bit repetitive, but one of the things I want to nail down in people and really drive home is that he's being repetitive.
Because it's intentional.
Like, constantly reinforcing the same talking points in order to get this in your head.
And Family Guy apparently is a big piece of evidence they have.
alex jones
Now, up on Infowars.com, the Family Guy, and this aired Sunday, first aired back in March, where the Boston Marathon is bombed with not one but two bombs by the Family Guy, the Tea Party Guy, at the Boston Marathon at the finish with two bombs.
dan friesen
So it's essential to lie about multiple things about this in order to make it fit Alex's narratives.
Peter Griffin has to be a Tea Party guy in order for him to satisfy his narrative that the media is telling you the Tea Party people are going to turn into Islamic terrorists.
That is satisfied by lying about the character.
He has this fucking crazily edited video in order to prove his...
The bombing was in the TV show before.
It's layers of manipulation that he's using this for.
jordan holmes
It is fun, always, watching how many times he can be wrong in one sentence.
Usually people need a lot more words to be wrong about four or five things.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
But he can really condense it down into one sentence.
dan friesen
Alex is a champion of that, if nothing else.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a talent.
dan friesen
Yeah, you've got to give it up to him like the Somali pirates.
jordan holmes
Like the Somali pirates, which he is wrong about.
dan friesen
So Alex announced earlier that he's going to have Stuart Rhodes of the Oath Keepers on.
jordan holmes
Stuart, did you do it?
dan friesen
A little bit.
Alex talks about how maligned the Oath Keepers are.
alex jones
And then Stuart Rose, who's actually driving on his way to Boston right now for the Oath Keepers event on the 19th, the law enforcement and police military organization that swears to uphold the Bill of Rights and Constitution that they swore an oath to.
How incredibly evil that the media has been demonizing and claiming might be involved in terrorism.
jordan holmes
How do you guys feel about the emoluments clause?
dan friesen
With no evidence they're accused of that.
Also, spoiler alert, Stuart Rhodes never shows up on the show.
jordan holmes
Oh, really?
dan friesen
Yeah, which is a relief.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
But, hey, man, no evidence?
Need I remind Alex of Matthew Fairfield, the Cleveland Oath Keeper who was arrested in April 2010 when police found a napalm bomb in his house?
Or what about Charles Dyer, who was arrested on suspicion of sexually assaulting a seven-year-old and was found to be in possession of a fucking grenade launcher?
There's plenty of evidence that the Oath Keepers are not just some troop of do-gooders out there trying to uphold the Constitution.
Absolutely not.
Maybe some of them are.
Certainly, just these actions of these couple people isn't demonstrative of everybody in the group, but their ranks definitely have included people who seem to have been plotting or actually doing some horrible shit.
And Alex...
Turns a blind eye to that.
jordan holmes
Hey, no, that's no big deal.
That's lone actors.
They're actually plants.
dan friesen
Fake fucking news.
jordan holmes
The FBI put them in the Oath Keepers to demonize the Oath Keepers because that's how they do it.
dan friesen
I'm sure Alex would say that if push came to shove.
jordan holmes
100%.
dan friesen
So earlier in the episode, he said, you know, the media is all saying that it's right-wingers are to blame.
You know, they're pointing the finger at the Tea Party libertarians.
You've seen all the clips.
jordan holmes
All of them.
dan friesen
And so at that point, I didn't have much to go on.
But at this point, he starts laying out a couple of specifics.
And now we get to see how well he is doing, reinforcing premise two, that the media is blaming the right-wingers.
And his first one, I regret to inform you, is weak.
alex jones
CNN national security analyst.
Now, see, I'm a kook for saying this, but one hour later, CNN national security analyst warns of right-wing extremists behind Boston bombings.
Boom!
And we have a video clip of that we're going to in a minute.
dan friesen
So he's referring to here an interview on CNN that Jake Tapper did with security analyst Peter Bergen.
Allow me to read to you from a Mediaite article that Alex has referenced.
Quote, CNN national security analyst Peter Bergen told host Jake Tapper on Monday that the explosions in Boston could be the work of al-Qaeda terrorists as much as they could have been a planned assault by right-wing extremists.
That is not blaming right-wing extremists.
That is saying that either of those sorts of terrorism were possibilities and the situation is still unfolding.
Legitimately, listen to this.
Quote, Bergen said that a hydrogen peroxide device would signal that foreign-based terrorist groups are behind the attack.
However, if there was another explosive used, that may signal right-wing terrorists were involved.
Quote, we've seen a number of failed bombing attempts by al-Qaeda, Bergen cautioned, but we've also seen other extremist groups.
Right-wing groups trying to attack, for instance, trying to attack the Martin Luther King parade in Oregon in 2010.
He said that he thinks that hydrogen peroxide bomb was more likely used here, signaling that Bergen believes that foreign-based terror groups are more likely behind this.
So even this article and this interview that the CNN analyst said...
Based on what he believes the bomb to be, he believes that foreign actors are more likely.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So this does not work.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I don't know the thought I just had that I have pointed to, that I've like...
unidentified
Like, aren't they both right-wing terror?
dan friesen
It's debatable.
unidentified
You know what I'm saying?
dan friesen
I understand what you're saying, but...
jordan holmes
You know what I mean?
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, the government that ISIS set up wouldn't be considered a liberal safe haven.
dan friesen
You know what I mean?
I see the point you're making, but they do mean different things.
jordan holmes
I know they mean different things, but they mean more the same thing than they do different things.
dan friesen
File this under the heading of, they have more in common than a...
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
dan friesen
But that actual article that Alex is talking about there, which he's presenting as the media blaming the Patriots and the Tea Party, comes to the conclusion that foreign-based terror groups are more likely behind the attack than right-wingers.
His source literally and completely contradicts his narrative, but it doesn't matter.
Bergen entertained the possibility that Alex's militia weirdo buddies might be suspects, and any insinuation that right-wing terrorism exists is really just a plot to demonize the good guy patriots in an attempt to start a civil war or something.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it doesn't matter if he's blaming the Boston bombing on right-wing terrorism.
He's mentioning that right-wing terrorism exists.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And that's more than enough for him to be like...
Well, maybe he's not blaming you for this one, but he's setting you up to say that the right wing is doing the next one.
That whole thing.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And it makes me kind of think that there's a possibility that Alex himself believes that right wing terrorists might be behind it.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And that there's a feeling that part of his motivation might be preemptive damage control.
jordan holmes
He's really pushing it hard.
dan friesen
If they do arrest someone who's, I don't know, part of a three percenter group or, you know, whatever, some militia extremist group.
Or even somebody who was a part of that group, but the group itself wasn't involved, just went on his own.
Like, this has a real utility in terms of preemptive damage control.
No, no, no, no, no.
My worldview was not involved.
This is fake.
They're blaming it on us.
You get the sense when you start to look at these things and you see, like, those don't say what you say they're saying.
Why are you doing that?
And I can't really tell you the why.
I have some thoughts.
Preemptive damage control is a possibility.
Financial motivation is certainly a possibility.
Just making himself seem right is a possibility.
jordan holmes
Well, yeah, that's always important.
dan friesen
Which also dovetails with financial interests.
There's a number of possibilities, and without knowing...
His own brain, I couldn't tell you, but it really does feel like there's at least, there's a non-zero chance that Alex probably thinks that it could be a right winger.
jordan holmes
Right.
Or there's a non-zero chance that he thinks it might have been a good idea for a right winger to commit a terrorist act like that.
dan friesen
Well, we're going to hear later a clip of Alex saying what kind of terrorist attack a right winger should commit.
jordan holmes
There we go.
That's what it was.
dan friesen
It's pretty fucked up.
jordan holmes
There we go.
dan friesen
So anyway, Alex has another headline to establish his case.
alex jones
Boston Marathon, the initial theories.
London Independent, they predict it's right-wing extremists.
Boom, I'm right again.
dan friesen
Boom.
So this article in The Independent is just explaining why some people have theorized on Twitter and online that the bombing was either Islamic or right-wing terrorism.
It doesn't say that it's either.
It's really just what you might call an explainer for possibly non-U.S.
readers of the dynamics involved that have led some people to think one of the two groups could be behind the attack.
On the right-wing side, they point out that it was the anniversary of the Waco standoff, as well as Patriots Day and Tax Day.
On the Islamic side, they also point out that it's the 65th anniversary of the independence of Israel, so that date also holds significance for groups all over the place.
Honestly, a fair reading of this article would lead you to think that they were making the point that Islamic terror is more likely.
The part about the possibility of right-wing groups being behind the attack is just informational.
It's just a list of facts, like this date may be.
means this.
Whereas the possibility that it was Islamic terrorism includes an interview with a professor of security studies from King's College and references to someone at the Boston Globe, speculation There's a bit more weight behind the section about that than the right-wing possibility.
Alex, again, I sound like a broken record, but this article is not blaming right-wing extremists at all.
But again, to Alex, anyone pointing out that right-wing extremist groups exist, that in and of itself is basically a crime.
And that's basically all I can see going on here.
So you've got another article.
alex jones
Irish Examiner, right-wing, expert says right-wing terrorists most likely have bombed Boston.
That's how you demonize your political opposition.
You bomb stuff, blame it on them.
Can't beat them fair and square?
Stage a bomb and blame them.
dan friesen
So that is an Irish Examiner article.
This is as close to fair as Alex is going to get, and it's still a long way from being what you might call good work.
The Examiner headline is, quote, FBI following up on a variety of leads to Boston bombing, and then it discusses some of those leads.
They reference a counterterrorism expert named Richard Barrett who says that, quote, the incident had hints of a right-wing attack, but he also says, quote, It was too early to say who was to blame for the marathon blasts.
The article isn't about who did the attack, really, or even pointing blame.
It's about how the FBI is getting a ton of tips and working through them.
Inasmuch as the article does contain an expert saying it was too early to say who did it, but he suspects it could be right-wing extremists, fine.
If Alex wants to base this conspiracy of patriot demonization on a bunch of shit he's lying about in an article in the Irish Examiner...
He's more than welcome to.
But I will say this is thin fucking broth.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And also, the problem I have with it the most is that every expert, that everybody, every reporter that went for a quote, every one of them is looking for you to speculate.
Every single one of them wants you.
Doesn't matter if you have proof.
Doesn't matter.
They want that for the article.
dan friesen
Because you need it.
jordan holmes
Because it's going to be so much better for your article than writing another article.
Still don't know what's going on.
You want an article that says this, such and such expert, and then whenever they tell you, well, it could be this or it could be that, then you say, well.
dan friesen
Even in the absence of information for too long, even professionals will resort to tactics that are uncautionable.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
I think that's kind of a bit of...
jordan holmes
Again, you can't write the same story three days in a row, still no idea what's going on.
dan friesen
Diminishing returns come from that.
So Alex has some more headlines, and I have bad news about these headlines.
alex jones
CNN national security analyst warns of right-wing extremists behind Boston bombings.
Town Hall.
Boom.
Breitbart.
Same headline.
Town Hall.
dan friesen
So that Town Hall.
Boom.
Breitbart.
All of that is the same thing from that Mediaite article where the guy said that based on the hydrogen peroxide bomb that I believe it to be, foreign terror is more likely.
So he's used that three times in this list of articles.
They all are about the same interview with Jake Tapper on CNN.
This is how he does this.
This is how he creates the illusion of there being tons of people saying that the patriots are to blame.
When three are the same source that doesn't say that.
jordan holmes
That is why...
They're so good at that.
They created this...
I mean...
It's a monolithic, unstoppable force of reinforcement, just because they can always create that feedback loop.
One guy on CNN says something one time, Town Hall, fucking Fox News, Breitbart, fucking name it.
They'll all write a story about it, and then they'll all reference how so many people are writing stories that it must be a bunch of different things going on.
It's brilliant and evil and going to end the world.
You gotta give it up to the Somali pirates on that one.
dan friesen
And all of this is to reinforce premise two in the argument.
That's all this is doing.
And I know that I probably sound like I'm making too big of a point of the construction of this argument, but it's how Alex set things up in the immediate minutes and maybe like half hour after news of the bomb broke.
He established it almost as a thesis.
And in this next clip, he reiterates it after he's already done this manipulative Disingenuous work to establish premise B, or premise 2. He now gets back to trying to reframe the argument now that he has the second premise with him.
alex jones
Now, ladies and gentlemen, they are setting up to have these all over the country.
If we accept this, get into the fear, the media's hyping it, this is the whole paradigm shift to go into total martial law to stop the Tea Party bombing everybody and to get Republicans to apologize for what the Tea Party's done.
If they blame it on the Tea Party and Republicans apologize, it's over.
Total communist takeover run by foreign offshore banks.
dan friesen
So now you see how this works.
He feels like he's established that premise, so he changes the argument.
Now it's about if they blame the patriots, which he feels like he's established.
So that is there.
If they do that and...
We allow it to happen.
We accept it.
We don't fight it.
Then it's all over.
So now you've shifted things.
You've created the presentation that your first argument was right.
You move it to, now we fight this.
That's how this works.
This is the moving of the intention.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Well, the other thing, though, is he added another caveat.
That the Republicans have to also apologize for the Tea Party.
See, now that I find to be...
Illuminating that he doesn't...
His framing of it is an if-then, and of course the solution that we're going for is...
dan friesen
Don't apologize for white terrorism ever.
jordan holmes
Start a civil war or whatever.
unidentified
More or less.
jordan holmes
You know, more or less, right?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
But he doesn't actually want a civil war.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
So every time he believes he's proven an argument, he's going to have to add another little caveat.
So people don't actually follow through with the whole Civil War.
dan friesen
Obviously.
And it sort of indicates exactly what the goal he wants is.
When he shifts this narrative or this argument from its original form to now including the right wing and the GOP not apologizing for the Tea Party.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
What he's more saying is...
I want my weirdo extremist friends to be more ascendant within the GOP.
I want them to be accepted, and if they are not accepted, and they allow this demonization that I'm imagining is happening to stand, then it's all over.
jordan holmes
I mean, and it's so similar to the way he treats the NRA, or the way the NRA works in the GOP as well, where it's like, don't give an inch.
Don't give an inch.
Not one single inch.
dan friesen
But this is also trying to gain inches.
jordan holmes
Well, yeah, but I mean, the point being that no GOP-er, not one, can come out and say that a white person is capable of evil.
No one.
Not one of them.
dan friesen
They could in 2013, probably.
jordan holmes
But not for Alex.
Because for them, that's going to be his, like...
His new litmus test.
dan friesen
And that's blaming the right-wingers for anything.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It does track like that.
And you see that in the way that this is sort of shifting a little bit.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So in this next clip, Alex has started taking calls.
jordan holmes
Oh, good.
That's what I want to hear.
I want to hear InfoWarrior's response to the Boston bombing.
dan friesen
Thank God.
As you'll recall, he wanted critical info.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Critical intel.
jordan holmes
Crowdsource lies.
dan friesen
So here's the first bit of that.
alex jones
Let's go to Eddie in Texas, as his friend is a Fed, has intel.
Eddie, you're on the air.
Go ahead.
unidentified
Hey, Alex.
Yeah, I was just sitting here, and a buddy of mine, he has a federal job, and he told me, I've got to stop by your shop.
And I said, sure, why not?
So he comes over here, and he tells me, you know, we talk about the bombing and whatnot, and then he tells me, okay, there's reasons I can't give you, but I'd feel bad if I didn't give you a warning.
Buy as much ammo as you can.
The only thing I can tell you is buy as much ammo as you can.
His friend in the Pentagon, he will not give me any critical information as to why, but he just told me buy as much ammo as you can.
alex jones
Double it.
unidentified
I don't care if you have 21 shotguns or whatever, you double that by the end of the month.
alex jones
Wow, so you talked to your source, and he said his friend at the Pentagon just said, get as much ammo as you can.
unidentified
That's exactly what he said, and I told him, did they declare martial law in Boston?
He said, no, they declared a state of emergency.
It's different.
And I said, well, you know, I heard different things, and he said, all I'm going to tell you and all I'm authorized to tell you is the same thing I've been telling you.
Buy more ammo.
dan friesen
Which is something that Alex has been saying on his show for a really long time, which is suspicious.
I would say that this caller, who has a friend who heard from somebody else, is repeating third-hand information.
And no matter what he said is hearsay, there is no use for this being aired on the show.
There is no use for this to be treated as credible information.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And especially when the message of it is...
Stash weaponry.
When that is the message that is coming from this lacking credibility source, all you're doing is scaring people.
All you're doing is creating the perception that inevitably, really soon, war with the government is breaking out.
And the Pentagon is the root of this phone tree, as it were.
And so that's the army.
The army is going to be against you.
So get fucking ammo.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, it could also just be like the price of ammo is going to go up soon.
You know, gold going down about 7%.
You know, you figure ammo is going to go up.
Spend a little money on ammo.
Put it aside.
dan friesen
Invest in commodities.
I feel like this would be presented slightly differently.
jordan holmes
Nah, I'm going to go with invest in ammo, my friend.
dan friesen
All right.
Well, allow that as the most generous reading of this.
So that's one source that we got.
Alex goes back to the calls and he gets another source who I think is crazy.
unidentified
I'm going to tell you exactly what's happening.
Martial art is coming in a couple of days.
jordan holmes
Sure.
unidentified
The next thing is in the video.
dan friesen
I should be really clear.
This caller identified himself as a member of the Marines and that he has high-level information.
So it's not just someone talking.
He's presenting this as actual intel.
jordan holmes
Is there a reason he sounds a little bit like Larry Nichols?
dan friesen
It's not.
It's not raspy enough.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
unidentified
Two seconds before the blast.
And Intel, the lady with the black shirt, black shorts, she's the last one to call She did it!
He did it!
As very important, every historical event in 1979 leads up to what has started in January.
It leads up to December.
Margaret Thatcher, she became prime minister in 79. Iran, with the hostages in 1979.
Also, you have, in 1979...
alex jones
Hold on, stay there.
Joel Skousel's coming up.
I want you to build a fashion.
dan friesen
All right.
jordan holmes
Sir, sir, excuse me.
First off, thank you for the service.
Second, get the fuck out of here, click!
dan friesen
Third of all, you make sense.
Couple points.
The person this guy's referring to in that video with the black shirt, black shorts, that's not a woman, that is a bald man.
jordan holmes
It's a bald woman.
dan friesen
No, it's not.
You can tell it's a dude.
While it is true that 1979 was on this racing identification number, the actual number is 19793.
If you're going to just take 1979 out of that, why not 9793?
Maybe that's the year globalists are finally going to unmask.
jordan holmes
No, come on.
That's the flight number of the globalists who flew in 1979!
dan friesen
But, I mean, really, this is the kind of thing that Alex is going to let slide on his show the day after the bombing?
alex jones
Sure.
dan friesen
A caller claims he's in the Marines and has important info, and it's that this person's number is 1979 and it has something to do with Margaret Thatcher and the Iranian hostage crisis?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
What the fuck is he even doing?
jordan holmes
Great journalism?
dan friesen
This dude legitimately might as well be pointing out that Joe Jackson put out his best two albums, Look Sharp and I'm the Man, in 1979.
Okay.
He might as well be telling Alex that Apocalypse Now came out in 1979.
Or how about how the Happy Meal was launched in 1979?
jordan holmes
Oh shit, the Happy Meal?
See, you're convincing me he's right.
You're not convincing me he's wrong.
dan friesen
Or what about the fact that Pope John Paul II visited the U.S. in 1979, specifically arriving in Boston?
jordan holmes
No shit!
Dan, you fucking cracked this case.
dan friesen
Drew Brees was born.
Joseph Mengele died.
None of this stuff matters.
This show sucks.
This is the stupidest fucking bullshit.
jordan holmes
That is unreal.
dan friesen
Why didn't Alex cut this guy off?
jordan holmes
I don't know.
dan friesen
But you know what?
It hits the commercial and he's like, I want to let you finish.
And you thought that that meant he's going to hang up on this guy.
It does not.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
He goes back to him.
jordan holmes
That can't be real.
dan friesen
Here's how this goes when he gets back.
unidentified
Stop it.
alex jones
So real briefly, cut to the chase there, Dave.
Is this something you speculate on, on the messages they like to leave calling cards, like the Ace of Spades?
Or is this intel you're getting from your sources in the Marine Corps?
unidentified
This is intel that we get from the Marine Corps.
This is a domestic false flag.
It's not international.
The building did not blow up.
That would have been international.
This is all domestic.
This is the false flag.
There is one more event that's going to take place.
It's domestic, and I'll send you an email, but I can't talk more.
alex jones
Well, you're being told by what area of the Marine Corps are you in?
jordan holmes
Good question.
unidentified
I can't tell you.
alex jones
Well, I mean, specifically, though, you know, sometimes they tell you guys stuff that is going to happen, but it really doesn't.
But you're being told that within days there's going to be an event that triggers martial law?
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good work.
I just watched Price of Oil.
Also, a certain embassy.
alex jones
Well, I noticed that gold imploded yesterday.
The stock market went down big time and then all this started.
Big of things afoot with Iran.
Big things afoot with North Korea.
A very bizarre time.
Thank you so much for the call, sir.
God bless you.
That caller sounds very credible.
dan friesen
Sounds very credible.
1979.
Incredible.
That is incredible.
jordan holmes
That guy sounds so credible, Dan.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Doing a little numerology on us.
dan friesen
I think that this is actually like a really good gamble to make if you're someone who's just spreading bullshit.
And that is that there will be another event within a couple days because you've got to assume it's now the next day.
They have no real leads of who did this.
There's got to be a manhunt.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because you've got to assume that if this person was part of a terrorist organization, there's a chance there will be another bombing.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
And that could be what you're referring to.
Or there's a manhunt that's going to have to go on, and that could get pretty fucking scary for a little bit.
So whatever vague nonsense he's talking about, it's a really good gamble to say, within a couple days there will be another event.
Makes total sense.
Doesn't prove any kind of intel.
Now, Alex says that he sounds credible.
Immediately, Alex gets on the phone with Joel Skousen.
jordan holmes
Who also sounds credible.
dan friesen
Sure.
Skousen comes in, and he is like, I listened to that last caller, and I don't think he knows what he's talking about.
The Marines don't, like, that information wouldn't flow down.
jordan holmes
I was, I literally wrote that down.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I was like, fuck off.
What are you, a fucking five-star general?
What are you talking about?
dan friesen
Yeah, Skousen's like, that's not the kind of leak you would expect to hear.
And Alex immediately turns on all his callers.
He immediately is like, oh, these people are trolling.
Like, whereas you heard it right there, his immediate reaction is, this guy sounds credible.
jordan holmes
So credible.
dan friesen
Because Skousen, you know, insulted him, Alex is like, no, none of these people make sense.
jordan holmes
Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
So anyway, fuck Skousen, but here's his take on it immediately.
alex jones
Joel Skousen, I think this is just the beginning of something bigger.
joel skousen
Well, Alex, it has all the hallmarks of a government false flag operation.
The first and foremost one is they always pick high-profile events.
dan friesen
Good analysis.
jordan holmes
It has all the hallmarks of a thing that I am basically inventing, which means I get to tell you what all the hallmarks of that thing are.
So there you go.
dan friesen
Yeah, so, I mean, his take on it, as is sort of tradition with Joel Skousen, is False Flag.
unidentified
False Flag!
dan friesen
He's on board.
He's helping Alex build up this narrative.
The rest of his interview is pointless, so who gives a shit?
jordan holmes
I'm amazed that False Flag doesn't have diminishing returns on it.
It does to me.
Well, yeah, of course it does to us, but they keep on trotting it out.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You can't think everything is a false flag.
dan friesen
You could almost make a pretty cogent argument that people constantly calling things false flags only allows the government more easily to commit a false flag.
jordan holmes
That's a good point.
dan friesen
Because you're crying wolf all the time.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Somebody who is aware of that and wanted to pull false flags would certainly pay someone to say everything is a false flag to make it cheapen.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
I'm not saying that's the case, but a conspiracy theorist might point the finger at Alex and say that that's what he's doing.
jordan holmes
Right.
Well, in the same way that if I were...
Like, this would be a great time for Iran to attack somebody because fucking Trump says everything is done by Iran.
Why would I believe anything that Pompeo says about what Iran does?
You know?
Like, you guys are fucking lying so much they can get away with it because you're giant fucking liars.
dan friesen
So Alex is talking about this being a false flag.
And like I said, he's totally decided this already is.
And he compares false flags to the human sacrifices of the days of yore.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Old civilizations would commit human sacrifices, whereas globalists use false flags.
And Alex says something that I just...
He has a flight of fancy that I just find disgusting.
alex jones
But of course, it's their whole business.
It's a human sacrifice.
Our ancestors used to sacrifice people, believing it made the harvest be better.
And now they just blow stuff up and, you know, I would imagine they're like, here, Sonny, sit on my duffel bag for me.
Okay, mister, you know, so they can kill the little kid and use them all over the nose.
I mean, they're just, of course, they want to kill you with vaccines anyways.
Why not kill you now?
So we'll get everybody's take on that.
And again, I've been trying to get Dan Badani on, but his Skype's been up and down.
dan friesen
I'll tell you my take on that.
Go fuck yourself.
A child did die.
Like, he's not just making up some abstract possibility.
He's imagining a cop telling that kid, who specifically did die in this bombing, to sit on a duffel bag in order to kill them so they can use him for publicity.
That's what Alex is fantasizing about.
I imagine this is what they do.
That's fucking insanely disrespectful to the parents, to the child, to everyone.
This is disgusting shit.
He should be deeply ashamed of himself.
This isn't asking questions.
This isn't journalism.
This isn't exposing truth.
This is a monstrous person hurting people more.
There's no value to this.
It's disgusting.
I don't know how to put it any more concretely, but this is why this stuff infuriates me more than...
I expect it to.
It's because you hear shit like that.
And that's not the only time he uses this flight of fancy.
He gets into it a couple more times.
It's gross.
It's just sick.
So Alex goes to his next guest.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
A guy named Doug Hagman.
jordan holmes
Real winner.
dan friesen
Doug Hagman!
jordan holmes
Not the Hagman.
dan friesen
From the Hagman and Hagman Report.
jordan holmes
I believe I refer to him as Hagdugman.
dan friesen
Yes.
Something like that.
jordan holmes
That's my moniker for him.
dan friesen
In present day, he has a poorly rated YouTube show.
Where he pretends to know things and often interviews Coach Dave Dobbenmeier.
unidentified
Love it.
dan friesen
So he's doing good.
jordan holmes
Does he have like 30 little screening screens on there?
dan friesen
I think he also has Laura Loomer on.
jordan holmes
Great.
dan friesen
Even after she handcuffed herself to Twitter.
jordan holmes
Oh, but she won!
dan friesen
She did win.
Yeah.
So he has Doug Hagman on, and in this intro that he's giving for him, we get a little glimpse at somebody who should also be ashamed of themselves for enabling Alex's bullshit.
alex jones
We're going to go to Doug Hagman of the Northeast Intelligence Network, who did a great job on Coast to Coast AM last night, breaking all this down.
I'll be on for the full show tonight.
dan friesen
Alex, the day after the Boston bombing, after he's been saying all this horrible shit, Coast to Coast is having him on for the entire show.
George Norrie, everyone who works at Coast to Coast AM.
Apologize.
Go fuck yourself and apologize.
You're complicit in this.
jordan holmes
I don't think they will.
dan friesen
No, I don't think they will either.
jordan holmes
I don't think they will, Dan.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
I think we should send them an email, but I don't think they'll reply back.
dan friesen
A sternly worded...
We should also put in the subject line, I saw a ghost.
Then maybe they'll read it.
jordan holmes
Listen, I love you guys.
I love everything that you've done.
Apologize, you pieces of shit, for this ghost, but also for how...
dan friesen
Right.
This is one of the reasons and one of the things about that show is so fun and fanciful with all of its paranormal talk, but it has a dangerous place that it also occupies.
And it's by mainstreaming, by platforming, by helping disseminate the messages of someone like Alex Jones the day after the Boston bombing when all of his rhetoric is counterfeit.
jordan holmes
Two people who are primed to disbelieve any mainstream narrative and every alternative narrative.
dan friesen
So Alex presents his most compelling evidence to Doug Hagman here.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
I want to say, in fairness to Alex, which isn't even in fairness to him, he does constantly evoke past acts, like the 7-7 bombing in Oklahoma City, the Aurora shooting, and a lot of that is evidence, in quotes, that he's presenting to reinforce his arguments, but a lot of it's stuff we've gone over in the past, or it would require Way too much time to get into.
But I discount a lot of that.
Because I think that's the forest for the trees kind of stuff.
But I know that if Alex were to listen to this, he'd be like, they don't even bring up that I talked about 7-7.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
And I don't because it's bullshit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Here's my response to that criticism.
Go fuck yourself, Alex.
dan friesen
Sure.
So, even so, if he were to present to Doug Hagman his most compelling argument, you'd expect it to be his most compelling argument.
And this is what he's got.
alex jones
But Doug, the most devastating evidence is that Rob Dew, my news director, constantly argues with his defense intelligence brother-in-law, who is actually pretty high up in it, and he's on the Army Marathon team, and he can run 24 miles in his sleep.
He was running, he was pretty much fine, and they came over and said, you're dehydrated, we're pulling you out, because he was up towards the front, coming up to the finish line right before all this happened.
dan friesen
So that's his most devastating evidence is hearsay about Rob Dew's brother-in-law that he's clearly...
Sort of writing his own little embellishments on.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's all you need.
dan friesen
Have we confirmed in any way that the brother said that he wasn't experiencing any symptoms?
jordan holmes
He's not.
He's dew throat.
unidentified
Sure.
jordan holmes
He's taken down the whole machine.
dan friesen
Such horse shit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's your most damning evidence.
unidentified
That's what he's got.
dan friesen
That means you've got nothing.
jordan holmes
Damning evidence.
dan friesen
You have nothing.
jordan holmes
Well, let's get him on the show.
dan friesen
You can't.
jordan holmes
Oh, see, now that doesn't help.
dan friesen
No.
Well, it does help.
Because you just get to say whatever the fuck you want.
jordan holmes
Sure does.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
For devastating evidence.
dan friesen
And I assume that if Rob Dew had been able to get a hold of his brother and there were more details that helped Alex's case...
jordan holmes
Absolutely no chance Dew's brother...
dan friesen
Rob Dew would have been on the show on the 16th.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
He would have been laying it all out.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
Alex would have even more details.
Instead, it's the same basic story he told on the 15th just now, like...
He was fine.
He's a horse.
They pulled him out.
jordan holmes
There have to be so many times where Rob Dew's brother-in-law is just like...
Look, I get it, man, but fucking keep my name out of your mouth.
I don't want to be any part of this.
That would suck so bad.
If it's like, oh no, my sister's husband is an info-warrior?
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
Fuck!
dan friesen
And Alex also brings up that Rob Dew used to be in a band with the guy who flew his plane into the IRS building in Austin.
I'm like, Rob Dew might be way more fucked up.
jordan holmes
Rob Dew is fucking out of here!
Jesus.
dan friesen
I don't even know if that's true, but Alex says it.
So Doug Hagman says something that I think, if there's anything to take away from this episode, I think it's this mentality that Doug Hagman is expressing.
I think it's such bullshit.
doug hagmann
You know, with all of the accusations of saying, well, you can't really say this is a false flag attack or you can't really conclude anything, while that might be a true statement today, are we wrong to be a little bit jaded or a little bit gun-shy about what we're seeing here with respect to this incident?
dan friesen
I wish I had like an air horn to emphasize me telling you to fuck yourself.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no shit.
dan friesen
That's the biggest fucking loser cop-out I've ever heard in my life.
What he's saying is, sure, we don't have any idea what we're talking about, but come on, we should be able to jump to conclusions because we've built up a worldview that makes that okay.
jordan holmes
That is so fucking infuriating.
dan friesen
That's all Doug Hagman is saying, and it's disqualifying.
unidentified
That's...
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's when you stop talking to somebody.
dan friesen
You know why that's so unacceptable?
It's because this is presented as a news show.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Alex pretends he has high-level sources, and one of them is Doug fucking Hagman.
These two dipshits are sitting on this show that pretends itself to be...
They don't present this show as like it's just commentary-based.
It's just one man's opinion.
They do not present it that way.
When they spread their shit...
They have an expectation that their audience believes them.
So they have a responsibility to not fall back on excuses like, how can we not just assume the bombing was a government plot to make our friends look bad when it feels like that to me?
jordan holmes
Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
When you're someone like me and you listen to hours and hours of this bullshit, there's a lot of really maddening things that get expressed.
And this is right up there in the upper echelons.
Doug Hagman runs a website called the Northeast Intelligence Network.
It's not the we said it because we're jaded network.
It's an intelligence network reflecting the bullshit notion that he's working off intelligence.
I'm probably overly pissed off about this, but it's just such a clear moment that demonstrates how aware these people are that they're running a con.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
He's saying, like, yes, these people are right to criticize us for saying that it's a false flag.
We do not know that.
jordan holmes
But we're jaded.
dan friesen
Present your argument, then, that we're jaded and see how many people buy it.
jordan holmes
I would even say the other direction of, like...
They're criticizing us, but they shouldn't be because we've earned the right to be this jaded.
Look, you may be right that we're wrong, but you shouldn't say that we were thinking bad about it.
dan friesen
Because it hurts our feelings.
jordan holmes
We went about it the right way, according to the ways that we've made up that don't make any sense.
dan friesen
Again, because it hurts our feelings.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
It's fucking pathetic.
jordan holmes
It is.
They're a bunch of triggered little snowflakes.
Right.
dan friesen
And I would wish ill on Doug Hagman, but he does a show where he has to talk to fucking Coach Dean.
So I think he's gotten his comeuppance already.
So I told you earlier that Alex would say what sort of terrorist attack a right-wing or a Tea Partier would do.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And listen to this fucking clip.
And consider, this is the day after the Boston bombing.
Listen to the way Alex is behaving.
alex jones
There's no real Tea Party person that would blow up people at that.
They'd attack the UN or something.
We'll be right back.
Why does nobody ever do that, by the way?
We'll be right back.
jordan holmes
What?
dan friesen
What the fuck?
jordan holmes
What?
dan friesen
Why doesn't anyone ever blow up the UN building?
unidentified
Uh...
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
I think a very...
jordan holmes
A few reasons.
dan friesen
I think a very ungenerous but not totally unreasonable reading of that is...
jordan holmes
Hey!
I wish they had blown up the U.N. instead of the Boston bombing.
dan friesen
Now a true right-winger would go and blow up the U.N. building.
jordan holmes
Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
Now that's not necessarily directing your listeners to go put a bomb at the U.N. building.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
But it's definitely not not.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, it is saying that if you blow up the U.N., you're a true right-winger.
dan friesen
And wondering why someone hasn't done it already.
jordan holmes
Frankly, I think that's the only litmus test for whether or not you're a true right-winger.
Jesus Christ.
That's...
unidentified
I think that's bad.
jordan holmes
I think that's bad.
dan friesen
I got to say, Jordan, we don't often see eye to eye, but I'm with you on that.
jordan holmes
I think that one's bad.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So Hagman gets down to his high-level sources that he has and tells the people what to expect.
unidentified
Again, based on my source, I think the most important, if I can say nothing else today for today's broadcast, is expect more and look at these as diversions.
And that's pretty frightening as far as I'm concerned.
alex jones
Well said.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
Well said.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Diversions from what to do what?
What should you be looking out for if that's diverting you from what?
Why are you talking?
dan friesen
Who cares?
It's vague enough that you can make it mean whatever it needs to mean to you and I get to pretend I have high level sources.
jordan holmes
Shut the fuck up.
dan friesen
It's a fun game for everyone to play because they're jaded.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
unidentified
Blah!
dan friesen
Go to therapy.
Like, seriously.
jordan holmes
No, you have to pay people to go to therapy.
dan friesen
Not much!
jordan holmes
In this way, they pay you to be even crazier.
dan friesen
Go to a fucking doctorate student or whatever.
Go to a clinic.
Just stop doing this to people.
jordan holmes
No shit.
dan friesen
You're hurting people.
jordan holmes
No shit.
You're killing people.
dan friesen
Anyway, in this next clip, Alex suggests that maybe it was real terrorists.
But if they're terrorists, they have to be Mexicans.
unidentified
What?
jordan holmes
You don't actually do that?
alex jones
It might be real terrorists that came over from Mexico.
They would cover it up and find some patriot to blame.
unidentified
Oh, exactly.
It's almost as if the facts don't matter.
dan friesen
It's almost like the facts don't matter.
jordan holmes
Exactly?
You're going to say, to that statement, maybe the terrorists came from Mexico and they covered up, you're going to say...
dan friesen
In order to blame patriots.
jordan holmes
You're going to say...
Exactly.
dan friesen
Well, and then Doug Hagman says, and it's like the facts don't matter.
I agree with him based on everything we've heard in the last about three hours of this show.
jordan holmes
The facts do not matter.
dan friesen
They do not matter.
jordan holmes
100% do not matter.
dan friesen
So I told you earlier that Skousen said that Alex's caller sounds like someone making stuff up, and Alex turned heel on his listeners and was like, oh, some of these calls are clearly people fucking with us, you know, that sort of thing.
And so now Alex gets into the idea that there's misinformation being spread online.
Because that's the only place that a lot of stuff is getting theorized and posted as if it's real.
So I think, if I had to guess, I would say that this is an attempt for Alex to claim authority in that space.
By critiquing some of the theories that he hasn't disseminated, he will be able to elevate his own theories above the muck.
I think that there's some bit of intention there.
jordan holmes
That makes sense.
dan friesen
You can't really prove it, but it feels like that's what he's doing.
But either way, he chooses a post on Reddit.
That he's decided is a troll post.
And this is amazing.
alex jones
They don't want us up front addressing the information.
I've never seen trolls going this wild on this many fronts.
I've never seen anything like it in my life.
And this is the type of stuff getting posted up to Reddit.
dan friesen
So that's the introduction.
And now he gets to reading the article.
And listen to what happens to him as he reads this post.
alex jones
They're going to pin this event on a male, late teens to early 20s.
And I'd say he did it because he's unstable.
And say he did it.
He wouldn't say that.
And they say he did it because he's unstable.
They're going to find firearms in an NRA book in his home.
They're going to say he used reloading powder.
Yeah, I was thinking that too to then ban that for the explosion and that reloading powder shouldn't be for sale to the public.
Absolutely.
That shuts down reloading.
It's about going after the bullets.
dan friesen
He starts agreeing.
jordan holmes
I thought he was saying that it was a troll post.
He did.
dan friesen
That's how he set this up.
He starts reading it and he finds himself agreeing with the troll post that he is already indicating as like, this is the sort of shit that's getting posted.
Well, actually, that's what I was thinking too.
It's insane.
jordan holmes
It's too...
You can't.
It's parody.
It's him looking into a fucking mirror and being like, look at this idiot.
Well, he's got some points.
This guy is a handsome fucking man.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Jesus.
dan friesen
So, Alex, this is the last clip of Alex on the 16th, because he leaves a half hour early.
He does three and a half hours, and then David Knight, Jakari Jackson, and new hire Leanne McAdoo take over for the next hours of the show.
But this last clip is Alex sort of indicating that he doesn't like that...
People are saying that the right wing or Islamic terrorism, those are the groups that keep being brought up as possible.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Folks.
jordan holmes
Because they're essentially the same thing.
dan friesen
Well, but other people have also, like, there have been a lot of indications, like, immediately after the bombing, Saudi National was reported to have been arrested.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
That turned out, like, he was cleared, he wasn't involved at all.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
But there was a lot of people who were saying it's the Saudis.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, Alex doesn't even bring that up as something that was being covered.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, they did die.
dan friesen
Alex has clearly chosen to only hear from sources that are saying it's the right-wing or right-wing extremists or Islamic terrorists.
He is ignoring any speculation otherwise.
And he's kind of pissed off that that dichotomy exists because there's a fucking third option.
alex jones
And we'll see who they blame it on, but they're already saying right-wing al-Qaeda.
Who will it be?
Right-wing al-Qaeda.
Not, hey, are the weathermen back to something?
No, it's not that.
It's just this thing to hang it out there so they can project it onto whoever they want.
dan friesen
Yeah, maybe the weathermen got back together.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, I think it's funny to say that he's talking about the literal weathermen, which he may be.
But I think he's trying to say that it's possible that there's an eco-terrorist group.
dan friesen
No, he's talking specifically.
jordan holmes
He's literally, I know, but he's, you know.
dan friesen
According to all reliable sources, no bombing ever carried out by the Weathermen was an attack on humans.
It was always property.
There were some copycat attacks that were carried out by unaffiliated groups that did kill or hurt people, and the right-wing types, you know, they're pretty consistent in going ahead and blaming the Weathermen for those, too.
jordan holmes
Well, of course.
dan friesen
Leaving that aside, even if the Boston bombing was anywhere near the M.O. of the Weathermen, At the time of the bombing, they hadn't been a group for a full 36 years.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Alex Jones was three years old when they disbanded.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I was going to say, how old was Bill Ayers in 2013?
He's got to be early 60s?
dan friesen
Yeah.
This would be like if there was a bombing today, and you wonder why the media isn't blaming the police.
And I don't mean the cops.
I mean the band The Police who broke up in 1984.
jordan holmes
I mean, Stuart Copeland had some amazing drumming, and there's nothing like a good hi-hat staccato to really get you into the bombing mood.
Sure.
dan friesen
That's crazy.
jordan holmes
Why aren't they saying it's The Weathermen?
dan friesen
That's sad.
Sad spin.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
I do like the idea now, though, of the Weathermen aging, are all old dogs like Tim Allen, and they're like, let's get the bandit back together for one last ride, or whatever.
dan friesen
Ridiculous.
So, that's the last clip of Alex from the show, but I have two more clips, because I want to demonstrate to you that everyone at InfoWars is complicit.
Everyone.
That I can see.
If you are there, and you're witnessing this clear misrepresentation that's going on, Of all these sorts of things, and you're allowing this to happen, you don't walk out, I don't give a fuck about you anymore.
jordan holmes
No, they were just following orders, Dan.
That defense has always historically been used and been accepted as an okay thing.
dan friesen
I do not let Leanne McAdoo off the hook that much, but she just started there.
So she might be disoriented and confused, and I don't have any clips of her because I didn't listen far enough.
Maybe she comes in like half an hour later.
But Jakari Jackson and David Knight.
Are very clearly conspirators.
They are on board with this.
They're spreading the same shit as Alex.
They are just as guilty.
Here's a clip of Jakari Jackson talking about evidence that maybe this was fake.
jakari jackson
The Paul Joseph Watson article concerning an episode of Family Guy.
And we get people who comment and say, why do you guys reference a cartoon or a video game or whatever else?
Now, this particular episode of Family Guy, I believe it's called, what was it, Cowboys?
david knight
Turban Cowboys.
dan friesen
Turban Cowboys.
jakari jackson
And in this episode, a family guy, the father, Peter Griffin, is a participant in the Boston Marathon.
And it just so happens that two bombs go off in the marathon.
So I do believe we have that clip ready to roll with.
unidentified
I'm Bob Costas, here with Boston Marathon winner Peter Griffin.
Peter, how did you do it?
Damn phone's busted.
jordan holmes
Maybe I dialed wrong.
dan friesen
So you just saw the clip right there.
jordan holmes
Well, that proves it.
dan friesen
Heavily edited clip to completely change all of the context.
Jakari Jackson is passing this off.
He presents himself as a newsman and didn't even consult the episode.
Didn't take 20 minutes to watch the episode itself to see if you're spreading misinformation.
All you do is take a fucking video that Paul Joseph Watson posted and repeat it as gospel.
You have every reason to either know that you're shit at your job or you're lying intentionally to people to push a narrative.
And go fuck yourself.
jordan holmes
Well, I would like to add a third possibility.
What if the Weatherman did it?
dan friesen
Interesting.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So you're David Knight chiming in there, and here's where he gets his go fuck yourself of the day.
david knight
They talk about Turban Cowboy.
He gets aligned in that episode with an Islamic terrorist.
unidentified
He's a Tea Party guy.
So that all feeds into the narrative that they've been trying to get you on because they keep saying, There are talking points at Infowars, and it's very clear because one of them is that Peter Griffin is a Tea Party guy.
dan friesen
So you see this.
You see these people who are doing the job.
They're doing the job.
The day after a national trauma, you see these guys, and they're falling in line and spreading dangerous propaganda.
And for that, there is no coming back.
You have crossed the Rubicon, as it were.
So we get to the end of this.
This is a lot.
And I'm glad we made it through as quickly as we did, even though this is long.
I expected it to be much longer.
jordan holmes
A lot of podcasts are like, woo, good thing we made it through this quick.
It's only been three and a half hours.
A lot of people.
dan friesen
Yeah.
But, I mean, it's dense.
There's a lot of material.
And you see what Alex is doing when you take a second to deconstruct it.
And you take a second to see, like...
Okay, this source doesn't say what he says it says.
Why is he misrepresenting that?
It all fits into the same pattern of forming that argument, and then once established, changing the argument to be, if the GOP turns its back on my extremist friends, then civil war is coming.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
And you see that that's sort of the political radicalization and pushing towards the extreme is kind of what's at the bottom.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Of his agenda and his motivation.
Beyond that, Richard Belzer can go fuck himself.
unidentified
Poor Belz.
dan friesen
Doug Hagman can go fuck himself.
jordan holmes
Hag, Doug, get the fuck out of here.
dan friesen
It's...
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
David Knight.
Everyone at Infowars.
I mean, if you allow this shit to happen, you don't wake up.
It's just fucking ridiculous.
jordan holmes
God, can you imagine being a new hire on a day like that?
Like, how long has she been there?
dan friesen
He mentioned her like a couple days prior.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know.
It seems like she's new.
jordan holmes
If that's your fucking fourth or fifth day, it's like...
Oh boy, I don't know what I'm going to fucking do.
I think I would...
Well, a reasonable person would probably quit.
Just be like, no, there's no way that this is worth it.
Zero way that this is worth it.
dan friesen
I remember episodes of Loveline after traumatic events.
What they would do is they would take calls from people to talk about their feelings about what people had experienced.
That sort of thing.
Because there's a...
There's a natural...
jordan holmes
Help people heal.
dan friesen
There's a grieving process.
jordan holmes
Help people air it out and come together, yeah.
dan friesen
And that is kind of, I think, while I have some other issues with certainly Adam Carolla's late career, and maybe in hindsight some of that earlier part of the career, but I think that that's such a good model for how to be ethical and stewards of the public airway, in a sense.
You have a responsibility when you have...
An audience and you're a daily live radio show.
You can't take the day off or whatever.
You have to come in and do something.
You have to care and nurture people because if you don't, you're disrupting a process.
And Alex is deeply disrupting a process here.
And the only motivations can be nefariously political or nefariously personal.
And I don't respect either of those.
I honestly think there are a bunch of episodes that keep re-upping my hatred of him.
It's interesting because I fall into a lull of these episodes will come up where he's like...
Trying to get people to move to West Virginia because there's no 5G there.
It's like, this is goofy.
I'm going to buy Greenland.
This is bullshit.
You lose track of the villain aspect of it.
But then there's episodes like the Anders Breivik episode, like this.
There's a number of them along the way.
But they really reinforce to me, there's intent here.
There is absolute, clear...
It's not an accident.
He's not stupid, what he's doing.
Some of the stuff that is being done and is being said is stupid.
But he's not just Mr. Magoo fumbling around propaganda.
This is directed.
jordan holmes
No, he knows the game.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And when I say it's directed, I'm not saying someone's telling him to do it.
I mean, there's a direction.
He's a conscious actor doing this.
And it sucks.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's not like his head of HR is like, our new story is this.
He's the guy who owns the fucking place.
dan friesen
So, we're done here, Jordan, and we've gotten through the 16th, and I hate this already, and I really dread the next, like, week of his show, because this doesn't resolve well.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
And a lot of stuff that does happen does tend towards some of Alex's narratives.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Now, you know, like, them having to have a manhunt for the suspects.
Is the sort of thing that fits Alex's perceptions of martial law.
But at the same time, what else are you going to do?
The police are put into an impossible situation, but the optics of it work really well for Alex.
I don't look forward to it, but we will get through it as we get through it.
But for now, Jordan, we have a website.
jordan holmes
We do have a website, Dan.
We do.
It's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen
We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter, Dan.
It's at knowledge underscore fight and at go to bed, Jordan.
dan friesen
You're correct.
We're also on Facebook.
jordan holmes
We are on Facebook.
If you'd like to download the show, head over to iTunes.
We'd love it if you left a review as well.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
It would be wonderful.
dan friesen
And we can be found elsewhere.
Indeed.
But until next time, Jordan, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZX Clark.
I am the juiciest ice cube.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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