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#307: February 3-5, 2013

Today, Dan and Jordan take a little look at a very uninspired string of episodes of the Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex gets condescending about the Super Bowl, has a caller accuse him of being controlled opposition, and throws an impromptu rally to yell at Piers Morgan, who is in Texas doing some filming.

Participants
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alex jones
10:15
d
dan friesen
40:33
j
jordan holmes
12:56
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piers morgan
00:03
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
alex jones
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
unidentified
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Who has won 12 French Open titles?
dan friesen
Okay, I know nothing about the sport.
jordan holmes
Today, who has won his 12th?
French Open title, Dan.
dan friesen
I know nothing about anything you're talking about, but I know that it's Rafa since you're talking about it.
For everyone out there who doesn't know, Jordan is an insane fan of tennis, and specifically Rafa.
And I'm happy for you, man.
I didn't know that.
jordan holmes
Congratulations.
It was amazing.
It was a great morning.
dan friesen
It was a good day for fandom.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it was fantastic.
It was a tight matchup, tight, and then Rafa just murdered him 6-1, 6-1 in the final two sets.
dan friesen
Great.
jordan holmes
Incredible.
He's got a perfect forehand.
He's going to loop it around.
dan friesen
So glad you asked me this question.
jordan holmes
Look, you always get your spot.
dan friesen
That's fair enough.
I don't know anything about tennis, but I do know a lot about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
And I have the reverse situation.
dan friesen
Indeed.
Today, Jordan, we've got an interesting episode.
We're going back to the past, to 2013, to check in about Alex's path.
In his coverage of stuff after Sandy Hook, we are currently, today, covering February 3rd through 5th.
A very interesting stretch of time where nothing groundbreaking happens.
jordan holmes
So an interesting, uninteresting stretch of time.
dan friesen
No, I find it very interesting, but just not for any big-picture reasons.
Maybe outside of this podcast, what happens is not interesting at all, but for our interests, very interesting.
jordan holmes
I like it.
dan friesen
And very excited, but before we get to it, I'd like to take a little time to say thank you to the people who have signed up and are supporting the show.
We really appreciate it.
So first of all, John Pants, thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you, John Pants.
jordan holmes
Thank you, John Pants.
dan friesen
Next, Nikolai.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you, Nikolai.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Nikolai.
Not Ceausescu, right?
dan friesen
No, not Ceausescu.
jordan holmes
Definitely not Ceausescu.
dan friesen
We wouldn't accept that much.
jordan holmes
Nikolai, if it's you.
dan friesen
Next, Skylar.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Skylar.
dan friesen
Next, Jeff.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Jeff.
dan friesen
Finally, I'd like to say thank you to somebody who donated on an elevated level, and we appreciate it very much, so I regret this, but penisaurus dicks, you are now a technocrat.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
Crikey, mate, that's fantastic.
Have yourself a brew.
How's your 401k doing, bro?
We gotta go full tilt boogie on this, Watson, alright?
Let's just get down to business.
We ain't making that money off that heroin.
Why are you pimp so good?
My neck is freakishly large.
I declare Infowar on you.
dan friesen
Thank you so much, penisaurus dicks.
jordan holmes
I feel like that's extortion.
I feel like that's extortion.
You gave us money in order to elicit some terrible reaction.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah, probably.
jordan holmes
But...
Thank you very much, anyways.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
And if you're out there listening and you're thinking, hey, I like this show, I'd like to support what these guys do, you can do that by going to our website, knowledgefight.com, clicking the button that says support the show.
We would appreciate it.
jordan holmes
Yes, we would.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, I don't know if you know this, but February 3rd, 2013, was a special day.
It was a Sunday.
It was Super Bowl Sunday.
jordan holmes
Oh, it was Super Bowl Sunday.
So we've got some bitching to do about stuff that has nothing to do with the real world.
dan friesen
The sublimation of masculinity into primitive war ritual.
Yes, absolutely.
There's a lot of bullshit on that day about how, like, I'm not into football!
I'm in the arena of the real world.
Great, Alex.
Thank you very much.
jordan holmes
Does he just do the same episode every Super Bowl Sunday?
I feel like I've heard him say that he's not into football.
Every single time we've covered one of those.
dan friesen
As somebody who's heard a number of them, there are differences.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
But it's very close.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
They're very similar shows.
unidentified
That's what I thought.
dan friesen
That are just like, he uses the Super Bowl existing as a reason to just punch football.
Yeah.
And imply that he's more of a man than sports fans.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
Which is cool.
It's a great use of time.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
He seems a little bit upset about the commercials, and he seems upset about Sandy Hook choir performing at the halftime show, but he's not really that upset about it outside of being like, they just want to turn everyone against guns.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
It's not really that offensive.
It's not really that crazy.
jordan holmes
That's because they're props to him, so why would he continue attacking them from that point of view?
Because he stopped caring about them.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So the show itself is not really all that interesting, but he does take calls in the second hour, and he gets a call that is very important stuff.
This caller is nice to Alex and then flips it on him.
It drops a reference that Alex knows what it means, and anybody who studies Alex knows what it means, but might confuse the uninitiated.
unidentified
I have a question for you, Alex.
alex jones
Yes.
dan friesen
Who's Mallory Mahoney?
alex jones
Mallory Mahoney is one of our graphics people that works here at the office.
unidentified
Wasn't she formerly with Stratford?
alex jones
Yeah, you guys are mentally ill, and I appreciate your call.
You know, whenever we hired six graphics people for the magazine and for working in here, and the University of Texas is here in Austin, Stratford is like a private intelligence gathering firm that, in my opinion, puts out propaganda as like a feedback loop to, like, agree with the Pentagon so they can say, look, this private group said it, and somebody worked there for a month and a half as an unpaid intern and helped write a paper on China.
And, I mean, what am I going to do if somebody was ever in the military or somebody ever...
I mean, you know how many people...
You know about a third of the UT journalism people that we bring in here for interviews?
Because we hired a couple from UT.
Actually, three of them are from UT.
Did you know about half of them or more had an internship there?
There's not many places to get a media internship.
The Austin American Statesman, the Austin Chronicle, this is for print, the Houston...
Well, the Texas Observer or whatever it's called, that's small.
And then Stratford because it's mainly writing thousands of things a day.
That is mental illness.
dan friesen
So this caller is laying a criticism on Alex that is around and circling the idea that Alex is controlled opposition.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
This is what this is big about.
So Mallory Mahoney has become a code word in these conspiracy worlds, these conspiracy circles.
When someone uses her name, what they're trying to signal is they believe that Alex has controlled opposition, which is proven by the fact that he employed a woman named Molly Maroney, whose name this guy is getting wrong, who had previously worked as an intern at Stratford.
After Alex didn't pay him enough to write some of his books or to sell some of the books that he was putting on his website, Mark Dice turned on Alex Jones and started making videos was full of shit.
During that period, he would often bring up Molly as evidence that Alex was controlled opposition.
Those videos mysteriously all disappeared when Mark and Alex made up and Mark changed his tune real fast.
Surprise!
unidentified
Some might say that that's an example of Alex paying off Mark to shut him up, but an equally likely possibility is that Mark was mad that Alex stiffed him, so he started making shit up, and then once Alex paid him, he got back to Yeah, that's an easy way to retain friendship whenever your friendship is based on a transaction anyways.
dan friesen
Either way, as a non-insane human, I definitely respect Alex's response to that caller.
He's clearly a bit frustrated by these accusations, but he doesn't seem like he's responding with the kind of blind rage he usually uses to deflect from valid criticisms.
His explanation for why someone who used to be an intern at Stratford might end up working at Infowars makes total sense.
So in order for someone to make this look suspicious, I'm going to need something a little bit more damning in order for this like, oh, she was at Stratford, she now works at Infowars, it's a clear, it's proof!
Yeah.
So I need more.
And before I get into any of this, let me be clear.
None of this should be interpreted as me saying that Stratfor is not a shady and suspicious entity.
That's a matter that other outlets can probably cover way more competently than I can.
I am only concerned with checking in on the arguments that people make that try and connect Alex to Stratfor.
That is my only interest.
A lot of the belief that Alex Jones is an agent of Stratfor traces back to a February 12, 2012 article written by a guy named David Chase Taylor on his website, truther.org.
Before addressing his specific points, it's worth noting that a related article link on this article is, quote, 10 reasons why Alex Jones is the biological son or grandson of one Adolf Hitler.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
So we know we're dealing with some well-resourced, calm-headed shit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I was going to say, I don't think there's anything I would believe less than something that came from truther.org.
Like, if you just name your website...
unidentified
Truth.
Yes, you know, that's why I don't trust you.
dan friesen
Also, before we accidentally take too much of what this guy says seriously, it's important to know what he's up to in the more recent days.
In 2017, he put out a press release saying, quote, After months of deliberation and with great trepidation, I begrudgingly announce that I am the so-called messiah.
Took a turn, didn't it?
jordan holmes
You know what?
I appreciate that he is willing to admit that it is a begrudging responsibility.
dan friesen
It's so called.
jordan holmes
You know what?
You don't want to be the Messiah, Dan.
I believe that wholeheartedly.
dan friesen
The king should not want to be king.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and it's just so much work.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I do not reveal this for fame or gain, but rather out of self-preservation, for it's far less likely that the Geneva-based CIA will assassinate me prior to the end of the Maya calendar.
jordan holmes
That sounds right.
dan friesen
Once I announce that I am the Messiah.
The last thing the CIA wants to do is martyr the whistleblower journalist who exposed CIA headquarters beneath Lake Geneva right after he declares he is the so-called chosen one.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
That's...
That's like mailing something to yourself because you can't afford the copyright.
Is that what we're doing?
dan friesen
It's a little nutty.
So here he goes on to say, quote, Although Jesus Christ allegedly existed 2,000 plus years ago, he holds the title of Messiah and has been deemed the Savior of mankind.
The reality is that mankind didn't need a Savior back then like they do now.
Therefore, the story of Jesus depicted in the Holy Bible is the story of the future Messiah, which has now been identified as David Chase Taylor.
Aside from all the physical traits and similarities, the trials and tribulations suffered by Jesus are reflected in the life of David Chase Taylor.
unidentified
Hold on, hold on.
jordan holmes
He looks like Jesus?
dan friesen
According to him, yeah.
I can't vouch for that.
That is to say, the persecution allegedly suffered by Jesus has been inflicted upon Taylor tenfold, who has been subjected to unspeakable tortures and persecution over the last seven years of his quest to save humanity from extinction.
jordan holmes
I have ten times as many holes in my hand.
unidentified
Yeah, that's a cool dude.
A real good source of information.
dan friesen
Guys, winners.
jordan holmes
I'm liking him.
I'm liking him.
How's he doing?
Like, where is he in 2019?
Because we still need a Messiah, buddy.
dan friesen
From what I can tell from his website, he's mostly posting open letters to journalists every few days that are basically on his website.
In case I get killed in the next few days, here's who did it.
Just over and over and over again.
And he never gets killed.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
There's a purity of that that I just can't get.
It's so pure.
Totally.
dan friesen
It's an insanely high-level paranoia.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
But you're right.
unidentified
Pure.
jordan holmes
Pure.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So when we talk about the accusations that Alex works for Stratford, consider that the source of those conspiracies trace back to an article written by that dude.
I went through the original article, and here are the basic claims that he makes.
Alex is in Austin, and Stratford is headquartered in Austin, so there's a geographic connection.
jordan holmes
Done.
You've already solved that conundrum.
I believe him wholeheartedly.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, Boeing has run out of Chicago, so are we connected to them?
jordan holmes
Oh, shit, we are.
dan friesen
Oh, no.
Allstate and State Farm are both based here, but I don't have private insurance.
Let alone does our show have any connection to the insurance industry?
Geography is nothing.
That means zero.
Yeah.
The second piece of information that connects them.
Stratford was founded in 1996, and according to Taylor, Alex's career began in 1996.
While it is true that Alex began his run on KJFK in 1996, his public access show predates that.
Also, Infowars itself wouldn't actually be founded until 1999, so I don't really think there's even a chronological connection here.
He's just throwing spaghetti.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I like to entertain it for humor, but this is just nothing.
dan friesen
Gratford and Infowars use intelligence employees to create analysis that they disseminate.
That's barely worthwhile as a connection.
jordan holmes
That's too big.
They both use pizza ovens to make pizza at Papa John's and at Denny's.
dan friesen
Connected.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Connected.
The fourth, Alex Jones is supposedly a conspiracy theorist and outsider, yet he's friends with celebrities like Jesse Ventura and Joe Rogan.
jordan holmes
Is celebrity...
unidentified
Who cares?
dan friesen
That's not suspicious!
And then the fifth one, both Alex Jones and Stratford released Intelligence Predicting 9-11.
But so did a whole lot of people.
So did Bill Cooper.
That doesn't mean anything.
This is just selectively using a couple pieces of information to create a false connection that you want to appear in the world.
And so David Chase Taylor took all this information and made his argument that Alex is working for Stratford and is a shill.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I think he probably was up until about 2012.
And then they just let him go.
That's what makes the most sense to me.
dan friesen
You think that David Chase Taylor was right?
jordan holmes
Yeah, based on this information.
dan friesen
Man, there's one other piece of his argument, though, and that is that David Taylor says that Stratford is a Zionist Mossad front.
And Alex is married to a Jewish woman, so you do the math.
That's a big part of the...
jordan holmes
Okay, I was wondering if it was going to come in.
dan friesen
That is what's really behind all of these people.
So the people who push the Alex Jones works for Stratford narrative that's based on the incredibly inconclusive blog post by David Chase Taylor, they aren't doing so because they're worried about Alex secretly working for the feds.
It's all about the idea of Alex working for Stratford as an explanation for why he won't come out.
And they're all super weak.
And they all come back to people who are mad that Alex won't publicly say that the real enemy is the Jews.
One thing that I've always considered and kept in the back of my mind is how valuable having enemies like that is.
For someone like Alex, who's vulnerable to accusations of anti-Semitism based on his anti-Semitic worldview, it's almost a get-out-of-jail-free card to have a loud group of people who are way more anti-Semitic than you attacking you for not being anti-Semitic enough.
It's a really valuable thing.
jordan holmes
It turns out that Semitism and anti-Semitism are a spectrum, and that's what makes it so difficult.
dan friesen
Also, if Molly Maroney was some kind of deeply embedded intelligence agent working for InfoWars under the cover of being a graphic designer and editorial staff member for InfoWars, it makes no sense that they would credit her under her real name.
Why would they credit her at all for being a graphic designer on the InfoWars magazine?
unidentified
I mean...
dan friesen
What's the fucking...
jordan holmes
Look, hey...
Just because you're a secret operative doesn't mean you don't want to see your name in the credits.
You do the work, you get the credit.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Yeah, come on.
The government always gives those secret operatives credit.
dan friesen
I think the fact that she's listed in the credits is almost an indication that this is not suspicious at all.
Something that makes me even less suspicious is that Molly seems to have gone on to have a career in visual arts as opposed to in propaganda.
In 2013, after she ended her very short time at InfoWars, Molly started an art collective called...
Bradix, SPR, ATX, Austin, Texas.
And they do this really cool thing called Free Art Friday.
I'm not sure if they still do, but they did this thing where artists would hide pieces of art they'd created around the city for people to find and take home.
They'd post clues on Instagram as to where the pieces were hidden, so everybody got to play a big city-wide game of hide-and-seek.
jordan holmes
That is the most fun.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I probably don't have the energy to partake in something like that, but I am also not so jaded that I think it's not cool.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, especially if you...
Come on.
A former InfoWars employee goes out and goes...
Fuck that entire world.
We're gonna play hide-and-seek with art.
That's beauty.
dan friesen
Because she's just an artist.
jordan holmes
Yeah, she's just an artist.
dan friesen
Since then, Sprotix has grown into a full-fledged artist-oriented agency.
jordan holmes
I was waiting for you to say cult.
dan friesen
No.
They connect people who need art services with providers and have all sorts of other art-related business wings.
I've never met her, but from everything I can tell, Molly Maroney seems really cool.
In fact, the only negative thing I can really find about her is that she worked at InfoWars, which totally is understandable, given...
Coming out of college.
jordan holmes
No, Alex's explanation for why somebody would take that position at Infowars makes perfect sense.
dan friesen
No, his explanation for why someone would have an internship at Stratford.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
But it still works as to why she worked at Infowars.
And understandably, she leaves Infowars off her resume nowadays.
jordan holmes
Surprise!
dan friesen
So, I don't know.
I think this is a load of bullshit, but it's a big, important piece of the anti-Alex Jones world.
A lot of the people who are critical of him, to the level that you and I are, a lot of them get really sidetracked into that.
That sort of Molly Maroney world.
He works for Stratford.
unidentified
Boo.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
jordan holmes
Lame.
Get a better conspiracy theory.
dan friesen
So in this next clip from the third, Alex says something that seems to imply that he does believe that there were actors at Sandy Hook, which is not good.
But it's clear that that's at least in the background and kind of what he believes.
alex jones
See, what's happened is the public has lost faith in the mainstream media and the government, which overall is a healthy thing.
The founding father stated that.
History shows that.
But they had judgment.
It doesn't mean that then everything is fake.
It doesn't mean that I'm Bill Hicks or that I'm really an actor and the professor in Florida who says that Sandy Hook may have been staged with crisis actors, which they really have, that I'm him.
I mean, mental illness.
Mental illness.
dan friesen
I think that what he's saying is that crisis actors do exist.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But it's so muddy, what he's expressing, that it could easily be interpreted as him saying that this professor from Florida says that there were crisis actors at Sandy Hook, and there were.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It's a reasonable mishearing of that, I think.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I...
I think I agree with you.
His meaning was, and that has happened.
There have been crisis actors.
He is not necessarily confirming Sandy Hook in specific.
dan friesen
But it's close.
jordan holmes
It is real close.
dan friesen
So that's about it for the third.
There's really not a whole lot going on.
It's a pretty boring show because I think Alex wants to go watch the Super Bowl.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So I think he's...
jordan holmes
I got him at a minus three.
dan friesen
Yeah, I think he's probably concerned about his bets, and so he doesn't put in the best show ever.
So we get to the 4th, get into Monday, and Alex has a big fucking bone to pick with the President of the United States.
jordan holmes
Oh yeah?
Which one?
dan friesen
Barack Obama.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
He has put out a picture of himself skeet shooting.
At Camp David.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
dan friesen
How dare?
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
dan friesen
How dare this man be pictured with a gun?
jordan holmes
What are you talking about?
dan friesen
Well, you've got to get him coming, you've got to get him going.
That's a good point.
There's nothing you can do that's right.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
alex jones
I know shotguns.
And I have photographed and videotaped, even as a novice before I had a TV show.
Firing shotguns and firing rifles and firing handguns over and over again.
And I can tell you right now, that looks like a fake photo to me.
And I actually noticed that, first there's a controversy that, oh, he doesn't really skeet shooter-like guns.
Which they kind of stirred up.
And then the White House over the weekend, and I'm going to cover this, I have it here on the stack once we get over some of the top news.
The White House comes out and says, don't you claim this isn't real?
And then another little comment, they say, by the way, this is copyright.
No one is allowed to Photoshop this.
This is only for media.
dan friesen
So, first things first, there is nothing suspicious about the White House saying that people can't Photoshop or use the image without permission.
That's a boilerplate disclaimer that's literally applied to every picture on the White House that they release.
No one ever enforces it.
But it's a universal thing that Alex is making a big deal out of because the Daily Caller, a conservative trash rag run by Tucker Carlson, made a big deal out of that.
The idea that you can't Photoshop it.
They pretended that it was a suspicious detail, only relevant to this image, which isn't true.
The Daily Caller article was then boosted by Drudge, which Alex picks up.
And now we've got a conspiracy that Alex says you can't Photoshop a picture of him with a gun.
jordan holmes
Dan, I will tell you this right now.
The Cubs won last night, but I can't tell you anything further without the express written consent of Major League Baseball.
dan friesen
Right.
And it's only that game.
jordan holmes
And it's only that game.
dan friesen
Because something happened that game.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's just a completely manufactured pile of bullshit.
So, I'll tell you this too.
The fourth, not much going on.
Yeah.
Not a very exciting, vibrant show.
But one thing important does happen.
And it's not that Lord Monkton shows up.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
Though he does.
jordan holmes
Okay, of course he does.
dan friesen
That is not what's important.
What's important is that Alex gets a call that tips him off that certain somebody is coming to Texas and Alex is not happy about this.
alex jones
Ladies and gentlemen, there is no rest for people that want to fight tyranny.
I can't help it.
Piers Morgan is coming to Texas.
He's going to Katy, Texas.
That's west of Houston.
It'll take me about two hours to go there.
jordan holmes
Red alert!
alex jones
When this radio show ends.
unidentified
Red alert!
alex jones
You know, I've got a chiropractor appointment.
My shoulder...
I've got to reschedule that.
Anyways, I've never even been to a chiropractor, but my shoulder's real tight, and I've been trying to lift weights again.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, I'm going.
That's it.
I'm going to Katy, Texas, because he's coming into our territory.
dan friesen
So Alex has heard that Piers Morgan is going to a gun shop in Katy, Texas, and he is gonna fucking stop.
Finish the show and run to Katie.
jordan holmes
What is this?
This is the thriller in Manila.
This is what's going on.
This is the third matchup between the two of them.
dan friesen
That's what Alex thinks this is.
It's the rubber match, man.
jordan holmes
God.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's very exciting.
So Alex kind of, as the show is coming to an end, as he's getting towards the end of the show, he's struggling with this idea because he's like, it's a long trip to Katie, Texas.
It's almost by Houston.
Like, I gotta...
I don't know.
Is Piers Morgan actually even going to come?
He's really, he's like, I'm going to do this.
He's amping himself up.
But at the same time, he has doubts.
And then those doubts go away.
alex jones
I mean, this is an anti-gun gun shop that is groveling up to Piers Morgan, it looks like.
And they're located on 1200 S. Mason Road in Katy, Texas.
Our store and range hours are Monday.
Through Friday, 10 a.m. to 7 p.m.
But they said February 4th, 2013, 6 p.m., that they're going to be closing early for a special event.
How cowardly!
I'll guarantee you, when they hear I'm coming, they're going to have police out there.
They're going to be freaking out in fear.
And all I'm doing, by the way, I've got all his producer's phone numbers.
I need it all.
And by the way, I've got to get on the horn.
I want to get some of the retired cops I know that every once in a while do bodyguard work.
I've got to get one of them to go with me.
Just because no telling what the other side will try.
Anyways, the whole point is this is just amazing, ladies and gentlemen.
Absolutely amazing that all of this is happening, all of this is unfolding right now.
I mean, this just makes my head spin.
I'm going!
In fact, when this show ends, I'm saddling up.
I'm going to Katy, Texas, and I want to see you there.
dan friesen
So Alex is trying to get his audience to come, too.
He's trying to turn this into a big meet-up.
unidentified
A mess.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So this is exciting to me.
jordan holmes
My favorite part is anytime he has a surprise like, oh, I've got to go here, he always tells us what he was going to be doing.
Chiropractor.
alex jones
I've never been to the chiropractor.
jordan holmes
I've got to go to the chiropractor.
I've never been to the chiropractor.
I've got a bum shoulder going on.
Anyways, here's Morgan.
dan friesen
I hear it's great to go to a chiropractor.
jordan holmes
I digress.
dan friesen
So this is like, I was listening to these episodes and I'm like, there is...
Very little to talk about here.
Very little that interests me.
Like, he's spinning this whole bullshit about the Super Bowl, because there's the power outage during the Super Bowl.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it was that one.
dan friesen
He's going on about how, like, it was 33 minutes long, the outage, because it was the Illuminati signaling that the globalists want you to get used to power going out.
I'm just sitting there like, oh my god, this is so bad.
I'm just listening to it like, I don't, I can't, I cannot.
Interest myself in researching that.
I just cannot.
jordan holmes
You don't want to research why 33 minutes is the exact amount that the globalists would require?
dan friesen
Because the Masons love that number.
jordan holmes
Right.
See, there you go.
You already did research it.
dan friesen
I think it's implied.
It's implied, sure.
I mean, I did look into the power outage and like, what caused it?
No, it fucking wasn't the Illuminati.
No.
So, I was so desperate for something.
I needed a taste.
And Piers Morgan coming to fucking Texas is exactly what I needed.
The idea that Alex is like, he hears that Piers Morgan's coming, and he's like, oh my god, the last time I fucked with that dude, I got so many.
jordan holmes
Huge ratings.
dan friesen
I was so popular.
jordan holmes
King shit, yeah.
dan friesen
I talked about it for weeks.
unidentified
Ever.
dan friesen
I sold so many pills.
It was great.
I gotta do it again.
I have to.
So, here is Alex Jones confronting Piers Morgan.
He shot video of this.
jordan holmes
He shot video of this?
dan friesen
There's a video you can find.
jordan holmes
This actually happened?
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
Now, pay very close attention to how sad Alex sounds in his quote-unquote confrontation.
alex jones
Good to see you, man.
unidentified
Good to see you.
You good?
alex jones
Yeah, I hope you have me back on.
unidentified
I hear you're a big customer here.
alex jones
Oh, no, but some of my listeners already said it's the best around here.
unidentified
Yeah.
You're good and enjoying global fame.
alex jones
Oh, well, I already had quite a few listeners, but no, it certainly went viral.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
alex jones
That's why we should do another interview.
Yeah, yeah.
unidentified
And...
My ears haven't recovered yet.
alex jones
Me what?
unidentified
My ears haven't recovered.
Well...
alex jones
It was good that I had a fever and was actually sick.
That's why I was sweating.
I mean, I almost didn't come because of that, but I said I'd do it.
That's kind of why I got...
I didn't blow up on purpose.
But I thought it turned out it's good for people to think about the debate.
dan friesen
So, in 30 seconds, Alex multiple times asks to be back on his show.
And not in a you're afraid of me kind of way.
No.
In a grovelly kind of way.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
But I mean, like, oh, it went viral.
Like, a lot of people, you know, like, you should have me back on.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It is not the Alex that he likes to present himself as.
That is an Alex.
unidentified
That is.
dan friesen
Where he's like, if I can pull this off.
I will get back on CNN.
My reach will expand even further.
jordan holmes
That is literally like a first-time screenwriter walking up to Spielberg and being like, hey, if you want to take a look at this, it's no big deal.
I wrote it.
I think it's pretty good.
I'm looking for notes.
unidentified
Yeah, you just send it back to me, whatever you need.
dan friesen
So in this next clip, Alex goes even further and asks again to be back on the show.
alex jones
Are you going to have me back on?
unidentified
I don't want to promote you that much, Alex.
alex jones
I know, exactly.
But I thought you won the debate, though.
You were saying it was the best interview ever.
piers morgan
You said on your Twitter you wanted to shake my hand and have a civilized conversation.
alex jones
Have you?
unidentified
All right.
Good to see you again.
alex jones
You just had a civilized conversation.
unidentified
I've had very civilized conversations in Texas since I've been here.
alex jones
All right, well, good.
We'll see.
We just had a friendly talk right there.
unidentified
Good to see you again.
All right.
alex jones
Good seeing you.
Good luck with the show.
jordan holmes
Good to see you, guys.
dan friesen
Then he gets kicked out.
jordan holmes
That was lame.
dan friesen
Then Alex gets kicked out by the CNN producers who are like, you can't be, we're filming.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And Alex is like, I talked to the owner, where is he?
He's like, he's right there.
You have to go.
And so Alex gets kicked out.
jordan holmes
Poor Alex.
dan friesen
There's a clip of him talking to one of the producers, and it's presented sort of stealth footage.
And again, it's her being super polite to him.
Him being like, I should come back on.
And they're like, oh yeah, great.
Now, that was very sycophantic, very weaselly.
jordan holmes
I was pathetic.
dan friesen
You hate to see a guy brought that low.
jordan holmes
It's really not how I wanted to see Alex.
dan friesen
How you would like to see him and how he would like you to see him is how he sounds once he gets outside and he has his rally in front of him and all of his fans.
He sounds very different.
alex jones
We're here saying we don't agree with what you're doing coming to Texas to, quite frankly, piss on us, all right?
That's what's going on here.
And listen, Piers Morgan, Obama's out there with a shotgun shooting it right now.
Oh, I don't want your guns, and you're here shooting guns.
You know you've lost this round.
So now you want to play possum and go back to the old thing of Obama saying, I'm not going to take anybody's guns, I promise.
And Biden, that's what you're doing.
That's what you're doing, okay?
And then implying that, oh, we're not going to have you back on right now because we don't want to give you too much attention.
That's because I kicked your butt.
Your show got attention from me.
You have a half million viewers.
I have three million a day.
CNN's crumbling.
It's all over the news.
Mainstream media's a joke!
You're here because you're a redcoat in our country saying take our rights opportunistically that brags you stand on the graves of children.
You're the worst gun control salesman ever.
unidentified
So we're exploiting your redcoat treason to the whole world.
We're showing everybody what a globalist collaborator scum you are.
dan friesen
So that's how he wants to present himself, as opposed to the guy who goes into the green room and is like, hey man, can I come back on your show?
No, Alex.
jordan holmes
If you wanted to make the claim of, like, in court, if they want to do, like, hey, this is all an act, this is all bullshit, play those two clips back to back and everybody will be like, oh yeah, it is an act, it is all bullshit, fine.
dan friesen
And you know what's wild to me?
Is that Alex put out the video where he's talking to Piers Morgan.
jordan holmes
He put that out?
dan friesen
Yeah, I didn't have to hunt that down.
jordan holmes
I thought that was somebody from CNN who was just like, look at how fake and bullshit this guy is.
dan friesen
Alex put that out.
jordan holmes
He put that out?
dan friesen
What a fucking moron!
Yeah, it's insane.
jordan holmes
I hate it.
dan friesen
I can't imagine what would possess a person to do that.
Like, just present themselves as so two-faced.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
But whatever.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
dan friesen
So Alex has his rally.
He's yelling into a bullhorn.
And there's tons.
jordan holmes
Tyranny Crusher 1 through 6?
dan friesen
Tyranny Crusher something.
unidentified
Uh-huh.
dan friesen
And there's tons of video of him getting interviewed by the local news stations.
And it's like he got exactly what he wanted out of this.
He went down there to cause a scene, get a few of his listeners out in order to create the appearance that there's something actually going on.
That'll attract the local media.
He gets some sort of footage of him with Piers Morgan, even if it is fucking embarrassing to him.
And then it doesn't matter because who he really is is who he is outside with his fans behind him where he's doing a wrestling.
That's who you are.
You are the guy begging to get on CNN.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
See, now I feel like that's a good idea.
And when we were in Austin, we should have gotten a few listeners and held a rally outside of his studio, tried to get the local media on there.
dan friesen
I don't think the media would be interested.
jordan holmes
I think they would love it.
dan friesen
I think that would be it.
jordan holmes
Two weirdos screaming about Alex Jones.
I think the local media...
dan friesen
I think that would be a zero for the press.
I don't know.
jordan holmes
But the 99 theses on his door.
dan friesen
And we get shot by the snipers he claims he has on the roof.
So he goes out and he does that.
And he has a good time.
Obviously has a great time.
Then he comes back on the 5th.
And I have a strong suspicion that he might have partied the night after going to yell at Piers Morgan.
jordan holmes
Surprise.
alex jones
All right, folks, get ready.
I'm running on about three hours sleep, and so that should provide us with an interesting show.
I've noticed some of my best broadcasts when I'm exhausted.
dan friesen
This does not end up living.
jordan holmes
This isn't one of those?
dan friesen
No, the prediction does not come true.
jordan holmes
Usually they're really great because I do a lot of crank before the show, but I forgot this morning, so this one's probably not going to be that great.
dan friesen
Whatever the case, whatever the reason, he's on no sleep, he is on no sleep.
Yes.
unidentified
And it's not, it just, I don't know.
dan friesen
I think he made some unforced errors on this show, and if that's a product of not sleeping, then...
Then that's good.
But it's not as crazy as you kind of want it to be.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
He just starts off the show expressing support for violent militias.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
And vigilantism against immigrants.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but why wouldn't you?
alex jones
America next vigilante militias patrol Mexico.
And in the areas where they're doing it, it's the only areas that are safe.
Yeah, when the government's corrupt, people take the law into their own hands.
dan friesen
You cannot support that, Alex.
unidentified
Alex, that is not good.
dan friesen
You don't want to be in the business of determining what is and what is not sincere vigilanteism.
jordan holmes
All right, all right, Alex.
So the cops are killing unarmed black people.
Government's corrupt.
dan friesen
Totally.
jordan holmes
I assume that you want them to take justice in their own hands when those cops are, you know.
dan friesen
You present an interesting case study, Alex Mum, on that.
jordan holmes
Surprised?
dan friesen
Yeah.
I don't know.
I just think that's an insanely dangerous precedent to set.
jordan holmes
It's ridiculous.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Because if you're supporting vigilante groups, then you don't have a lot of firm ground to stand on.
So, in this next clip, Alex talks about going to yell at Piers Morgan, and he has his standard excuse for why the footage isn't better.
This happens every single time he goes and does anything.
alex jones
It was just amazing how CNN was behaving behind the scenes.
And then as soon as we turned our cameras off, they ran up and said, are you ready to come back with Piers?
You'll be nice.
Do it by satellite.
Are you ready?
That's just so funny.
dan friesen
So...
jordan holmes
That almost turned into a cry.
That almost turned into a cry.
That was a laugh cry.
dan friesen
It felt a little sad.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's always off-camera, man.
It's always just didn't get it on camera, but, you know, it's lame.
jordan holmes
But also, that's such a fun feature that dovetails with everything else, because if you're a conspiracy theorist, of course you couldn't get the good stuff on camera.
They're too smart for that.
Like, being lazy plays into the good conspiracy theorist, as opposed to actually putting effort into making something work.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, it's perfect.
dan friesen
It's good.
It's real good stuff.
jordan holmes
It's a good hustle.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, in this next clip, Alex talks about his, like, he doesn't really want to go back on Piers Morgan's show.
Now, granted, there's a video of him asking three times in a minute to come back on his show.
jordan holmes
Yes, a lot.
dan friesen
But Alex is like, nah, he needs me.
jordan holmes
Right.
alex jones
Some people ask me, why are you talking about Piers Morgan?
If he has a half million viewers, on average, when I went on it was a million, then 800,000 for the next week.
And we have the CNN head producer saying, oh, we want to get you back on soon.
It's just Piers really doesn't.
We've never had ratings like this.
Yeah, never had ratings in his two years on CNN until I went on there.
And now he doesn't have them anymore.
He's trying to get them back with Ted Nugent and people.
It isn't going to happen.
People are sick of it.
They want...
Folks to get in the face of the gun grabbers.
dan friesen
It's just sad.
I just hear sad.
Ted Nugent's crazy.
He's going on.
Why can't I get back on?
I need another hit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I do believe him when he says that even Ted Nugent is going back on and people are sick of it.
That was a very direct quote.
I enjoyed that.
dan friesen
Yeah.
That checks out.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So, at this point in the show, on the 5th, Alex interviews the guy who owns the gun store where Piers Morgan went to.
unidentified
How is he still making hay out of this shit?
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
This is insane!
dan friesen
This guy has some complaints about Piers Morgan.
He says that Piers edited the interview to make him look stupid.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
I don't know how much that is true.
I don't particularly care.
unidentified
Nope.
dan friesen
But Alex has some slightly pettier complaints about Piers Morgan.
alex jones
You know, one reason I blew up at Morgan, too, is that I'm in there about 10 minutes before we go live, sitting there with him.
He's looking at me, looking at me real coldly.
And they're like, yeah, look, he's not wearing a jacket.
Move him out front.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
alex jones
Look at the belly.
And I hear him.
And so they move us out.
Okay, Alex with his tucked in shirt has a little bit of a pot belly.
jordan holmes
You're paranoid.
alex jones
And I mean, literally, I hear them whispering how to make me look bad.
And it's just like you're a bunch of cockroaches.
dan friesen
Ridiculous.
Ridiculous.
I heard these producers to make me look fat.
jordan holmes
It is fun when you can blame any moment of insecurity you have on actually real things making you feel insecure.
Like, he can't just wrestle with the idea that this insecurity is self-generated from him.
It has to be some...
Even that has to be a cabal of people.
Forcing him to feel embarrassed.
dan friesen
It has to be a sneaky plan of people trying to highlight his belly.
Get the fuck out of here.
Do a crunch.
jordan holmes
I wore the wrong shirt and it didn't look good on camera.
Just say you didn't wear the right.
dan friesen
So ridiculous.
So, I wouldn't care about Alex interviewing this gun store owner.
It's not particularly interesting to me.
jordan holmes
There are too many dead horses about that are getting beaten.
dan friesen
Right.
The only reason that I actually even think that it's very worth our time is that I think that this next clip is one of the few times I have ever heard Alex give an actual apology.
I have almost never, even when he's had to give formal apologies to, like, James Alphantis and Hamdi Ulukaya, I still think that this is one of the only real sincere apologies he's ever given.
jordan holmes
Oh, God.
alex jones
All right, well, listen, I want to get you up for a full hour sometime next week to just talk about the American success story, and I'm glad Mike Adams called me up to say, look, that's a baloney media article, and I apologize that I bought in to what the media was saying.
I've got to learn, just like...
You said, I can't believe I trusted him.
I called you and said, don't trust him, but I trusted him.
So I apologize for believing them and saying that tactical firearms was not pro-Second Amendment.
I apologize.
dan friesen
That's all right.
Thank you, brother.
jordan holmes
Wow.
unidentified
The only people he will apologize to.
dan friesen
Full-throated apology.
If you remember, in the first earlier episode, he said that this was an anti-gun gunshot.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And so he has to give an apology.
I'm so sorry that I bought to the bullshit that I thought that you were a gun store that was against the second fucking amendment.
jordan holmes
Jesus.
It is almost...
Like, that is almost like he's apologizing to a high priest of guns.
Like, that was very much, like, my only real god is represented by you on this earth.
dan friesen
The trigger.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah, it does feel that way.
It's very weird.
I mean, it shows that, like, he is afraid of being out of the good graces of gun weirdos.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
If he will go out of his way to apologize for that as opposed to...
Just like leaving it be.
It means that someone is mad at him on a gun forum.
Right.
I would assume.
jordan holmes
Well, the worst thing that you can call somebody in the gun community is an apostate, which I suppose is what he's describing as an anti-Second Amendment gun shop.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So Alex has that guest, which is great.
Guns.
Then he has another guest.
And this guy really, really bummed me out.
alex jones
All right.
For the rest of the hour.
We are joined by syndicated radio host and, of course, a doctor.
And he is on the broadcast with us here, joining us from his office, Dr. Peter Glidden.
And I wanted to get him on to talk about 780,000 people are killed each year from MD treatments.
That's conservative.
At least 31 school shootings have been on the psychotropic type stuff.
We're going to get into all that.
And a bunch of other statistics that are hard numbers that we need to talk about.
But I wanted to get Dr. Glidden on first to talk about several new big announcements that just show the total twilight zone level that we're in.
We can have a document cam shot here for TV viewers.
Harvard study confirms fluoride reduces children's IQ.
Okay?
Now, this came out last year, but now there's another report in the Huffington Post about this who's called me a conspiracy theorist.
Talking about this in the past.
dan friesen
This is interesting.
So, here we have a doctor showing up on Alex's show.
We can just assume, right off the bat, a couple of things.
jordan holmes
Veterinary.
dan friesen
What are they?
What are the things we can assume?
jordan holmes
Not a doctor in the field that we are going to be discussing.
dan friesen
Obviously, that's the first thing.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
You can tell that this is not a doctor.
Yes.
Peter Glidden has a degree in naturopathy, which is not the same thing as being a medical doctor.
jordan holmes
Probably some jail time, maybe?
dan friesen
So what's the second thing we can assume?
You think it's jail time?
That is incorrect.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
The second thing is that they're probably connected to a product that Alex makes money off of.
jordan holmes
For sure.
dan friesen
A very quick search of the name Peter.
Peter Glidden reveals that he's a, quote, member of the Scientific Advisory Board at Longevity, the supplement line that sponsors Alex's show at this point in time.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
Much like all the fucking assholes who come on Alex's show from Longevity, which I stress is run by a veterinarian pretending to be a human doctor, Peter Glidden is somebody who espouses sincerely dangerous ideas.
One of his big claims to fame is arguing that chemotherapy doesn't work, and it's just a scam by doctors to keep cancer patients sick and make more money off them.
Instead of getting that chemo and lining your medical doctor's pockets, you should use naturopathy and line the pockets of non-doctors like him.
Glidden justifies his claim by citing a 2004 study from the Clinical Oncology Journal.
He has selected one line that he uses to make his argument that says, quote, the overall contribution of curative and adjuvant cytotoxic chemotherapy to five-year survival in adults was estimated to be 2.3% in Australia and 2.1% in the USA.
And then he concluded that this means that chemotherapy only works in 2% of the people they use it on.
Of course, Glidden is intentionally misleading people about this study.
The 2% number is 2% of the total people diagnosed with cancer, not 2% of the people who get chemo, which is very different statistically.
A large number of the people considered in that statistic didn't get chemo, so the 2.1% is in no way related to the efficacy of chemo as a cancer treatment.
The misrepresentation of this study is important.
It's attacking science in the name of longevity, and the real consequence of someone believing him is that they might die.
I know that chemo isn't 100% a sure thing, but I would love to see double-blind peer-reviewed studies on Beyond Tangy Tangerine before we start having any of that fucking conversation.
Alternative medicine is all good, and it's all good and well.
And there's nothing wrong with studying natural cures to ailments, even ones that have mainstream medical treatments already.
Science is a big tent.
That said, where it all becomes a huge problem is when you use your unfounded medicine bullshit, this alternative medicine bullshit, primarily to attack mainstream medical treatments.
This isn't trying to advance medical treatment.
It's not based on a concern that patients aren't getting the appropriate care.
It's a transparent attempt to trick vulnerable people into spending their money on you instead of doctors.
And man, that sucks.
Oh, also Peter Glidden also hosts a show on the Genesis Communications Network called Fire Your Doctor Now.
jordan holmes
Stop it.
dan friesen
Synthesis.
jordan holmes
How dare you.
dan friesen
All of his doctor guys are all people that are making money off him.
jordan holmes
They're all on the grift.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
That is awful to have the double whammy of we're 100%.
Get as many guns in as many people's hands as possible, and at the same time, remove as many doctors as we can from this world.
We want to get you hurt, and we want to make sure you stay hurt.
dan friesen
It's deeply disturbing.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's fucked up.
dan friesen
So now about this fluoride study that he mentions.
Alex has no idea what he's talking about.
But also, part of the reason that the misuse of that study, the Harvard study, became so prevalent is that larger platforms allowed themselves to be infiltrated by anti-science bullshit artists.
Who used their platforms against them.
The Harvard study is an analysis that some researchers did of a bunch of studies on the effects of fluoride and IQ.
The researchers at Harvard didn't run any new trials.
They merely reviewed 27 already existing studies and discussed what they purported to have found.
Most of the studies they analyzed were about 10 years old and from China.
The studies were looking at people living in villages in China, Mongolia, and Iran where the natural fluoride levels, I stress, not added fluoride water.
jordan holmes
Oh, god damn these fucking people.
dan friesen
The natural fluoride levels in their drinking water was approximately 12 times the level it is here in the United States.
jordan holmes
Oh, I remember this one now.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Now I remember this one.
dan friesen
I don't think that anyone would dispute that even beneficial chemicals being taken in at that high of a rate can be dangerous, but that's not how Alex or his fake doctor friends present that information.
They point to this meta...
...
and pretend that Harvard came out and admitted that they were right all along and that fluoride's an attack on the population.
Blah.
unidentified
The researchers who did that meta-analysis of studies were also very clear in their paper that the 27 studies that they reviewed had serious issues regarding the scientific method.
dan friesen
Some of them would probably not stand up to scrutiny if they were submitted to be published on their own, but they exist within the body of this meta-analysis.
Subsequent studies have found no link between fluoride and IQ, but it doesn't matter.
The misrepresentation of that Harvard study had already taken hold in communities that wanted to believe the false conclusion, so no amount of proof that that conclusion is wrong is going to be sufficient.
And one of the biggest reasons that this narrative became so popular was because exactly what Alex pointed out.
There was a Huffington Post headline.
Quote, Harvard study confirms fluoride reduces children's IQ.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
However.
jordan holmes
You fucking.
It wasn't written by anybody.
It was written on the publicly generated.
God damn it.
unidentified
The one that they got rid of because of stupid shit like this.
jordan holmes
God damn it.
dan friesen
It was on the HuffPost contributor platform.
jordan holmes
Motherfuckers.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
The HuffPost contributor blog post was written by Joseph Mercola, who is an anti-vax pseudoscience grifter and has been for a really long time.
Multiple times the government has had to tell him to cease and desist of making medical claims that he was putting forth about products he sold, and in 2016 he had to pay back over $5.3 million to customers he had defrauded by selling them tanning beds, which would reduce their risk of cancer.
He's a real pile of shit, and probably worth a whole episode at some point, and if he ever shows up on...
Look forward to that.
But for now, just know Joseph Mercola sucks.
Huffington Post did a lot of damage by allowing people like him to have free reign to attach their misinformation to the presumably legitimate name of their platform.
Even people like Alex understand that mainstream media outlets have more rigorous editorial standards than he does.
That's why he constantly backs up his stories by saying it's in the mainstream news.
He knows that makes his bullshit sound more believable because the mainstream news does fact-checking.
The HuffPost contributor platform does not, but shares a name with an outlet.
jordan holmes
That's so annoying and they are so stupid.
dan friesen
It's such misinformation.
jordan holmes
That was such a stupid thing that they did.
dan friesen
Yep.
unidentified
Wow.
dan friesen
Pretty wild.
So anyway, fluoride doesn't affect your IQ unless you take tons of it.
And then you're poisoned at that point.
It's ridiculous.
jordan holmes
It is a severe disservice that science journalism has done.
Not like intentionally, just...
It's almost like there should be, like, in the same way that there are clearance levels for stuff, like, something like that study should be under a clearance level so you can't fucking abuse that kind of bullshit.
dan friesen
Yeah, but if you do that, then you automatically...
jordan holmes
No, no, no, of course.
No, no, no.
I know it's an unfeasible thing, but it's just like...
dan friesen
It breeds its own problems.
jordan holmes
Right, but that just, it can't be allowed into the wrong hands, you know?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's that kind of instinctual reaction you have to it.
dan friesen
I viscerally agree with you.
And, you know, it's that same thing of, like, the lie...
It travels around the world before the truth gets out of bed.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
It's so much easier for this to propagate people.
It's a more compelling, interesting story that the government is trying to poison the water.
It triggers your brain's desire for stories.
jordan holmes
And because of the intersection between capitalism and journalism, and science journalism especially, nobody wants to read headlines that are like, Incremental benefits shown might occur based upon these controlled variables being applied in this specific fashion.
dan friesen
Let's also not get into ideas about how accusations of well-poisoning are also a deep, rich, anti-Semitic tradition from history.
unidentified
Oh boy.
dan friesen
So it also triggers that for a little bit.
It has that same sort of visceral history.
So Dr. Glidden.
Why am I calling him a doctor?
jordan holmes
Yeah, that should be...
dan friesen
Mr. Glidden.
jordan holmes
Not a Dr. Glidden.
dan friesen
Pete.
So Pete.
Yeah, he's just Pete.
This guy sucks.
He tells people not to get chemo and shit.
jordan holmes
God damn it.
dan friesen
But he got in a little bit of trouble because he was calling himself a doctor.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
And that's not cool.
And I love the way he describes this, like getting in trouble.
This is so awesome.
This is a 30 second little clip.
And what he does is like, you first of all are amazing.
You're delusion.
And then second, you belong on Alex's show.
unidentified
The only reason we put up with this nonsense is because there is not a free medical market in the United States.
There isn't.
You want a perfect example?
The state of Illinois just fined me $5,000 for putting the word doctor on my website.
$5,000.
The only person that can call themselves a doctor in the state of Illinois are people that have MDs after their name.
It's ridiculous, ladies and gentlemen, which is why the best thing you can do for your health if you're suffering from a chronic disease is fire your MD now.
Get on board with medical nutrition and take your health back.
dan friesen
That's an ad pivot.
He did an ad pivot as a guest.
jordan holmes
That was a fucking wow.
dan friesen
Because Fire Your Doctor Today is the name of his show.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
unidentified
Holy shit.
dan friesen
I don't know if I've ever heard a guest do an ad pivot.
jordan holmes
And he did it so smooth.
unidentified
Smooth.
jordan holmes
I bet Alex was even like, whoa, holy shit, good work.
dan friesen
It's like he heard the music come in and he must have listened to Alex's show or maybe he does the same thing on his show.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
Maybe on Fire Your Doctor Now he does a lot of ad pivots.
Maybe that's where Alex got him from.
jordan holmes
Yeah, man, that was smooth as silk.
dan friesen
He's saying the state of Illinois charged me $5,000 to say it.
I'm a doctor when I'm not.
I'm not a doctor.
What kind of oppression are we living in?
I can't call myself a doctor?
jordan holmes
There's no free medical market because I can't just go to school.
unidentified
He was actually calling for free tuition.
jordan holmes
That's what he was doing.
I think that's right.
He still would never have become a doctor.
dan friesen
He's also calling for you don't have to do homework.
Yeah, exactly.
unidentified
It's not free tuition, it's free degrees.
dan friesen
Which is a mess.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that is unfortunate.
unidentified
So...
jordan holmes
Just the balls.
They won't even let me call me a doctor.
It's me calling me.
You can only call yourself a doctor if you have a doctorate.
dan friesen
I don't even actually think that's true.
Like, if you're a DO, I think you can call yourself a doctor.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like a doctor of osteopathy.
I just think that if you're a naturopath, you can't call yourself a doctor because it's misleading.
Yeah, because you're lying.
Right.
jordan holmes
Because you're not.
dan friesen
So I think that this interview is low-key super important.
And it's one of the few times that I think it's totally not interesting to anybody outside of our world, probably.
But to me, this next clip is one of the biggest case studies for, like...
What could have happened if people paid attention to Alex?
How differently could life have been if they actually paid attention?
alex jones
Here's an example.
Rob Dew, the head of the Nightly News crew, he was out tubing, got caught in some rocks, ripped, I forget the names of it, the ACL, but also the other side of his knee.
They said, two different doctors, 100%, you need surgery, you'll never walk again.
I said, listen, go to a chiropractor.
He said, no, I'm going to go to one.
I said, try to work that out.
Six months later, he hiked four miles up a mountain with me, and his knee is completely better.
And he went to chiropractors, and they worked it out and realigned it and told him the exercises to do and also to take high-powered vitamins and minerals.
And guess what?
They didn't get to cut open his knee.
Ted Anderson, they told him, you've got to have surgery on this knee.
Six months on Beyond Tangy Tangerine, the essential fatty acids, and other products from InfoWarsHealth.com.
Gone.
Gone.
They absolutely do not want you to know this because they want to cut you open.
dan friesen
They want to cut you open.
So first of all, that's fucked up.
jordan holmes
That's illegal.
dan friesen
You bet it is.
jordan holmes
That's illegal!
dan friesen
You bet it is.
jordan holmes
You can't do that.
You can't claim that...
That's illegal!
unidentified
Uh-huh.
jordan holmes
That's super illegal!
dan friesen
This would have gotten Alex fined a very serious amount if anybody was paying attention back in 2013.
Endorsements and testimonials are really interesting things, according to the law.
When you're advertising a product, one of the more powerful ways someone might try and discuss the efficacy of said product is to vouch for it working personally.
A testimonial.
rules about how those are used.
The FTC is pretty clear about how they can and can't be used.
And one of the chief guidelines is that if you're expressing an endorsement from someone else, you have to accurately express their beliefs.
You have to represent them accurately.
So, if Ted Anderson and Rob Duke don't believe that Yongevity products were responsible for their knee recoveries, Alex just committed a crime.
So they would have to, under oath, say, yes, absolutely, I have a reasonable basis for believing that Yongevity helped me get my ACL back.
jordan holmes
What are those surgery scars?
dan friesen
Hold on now.
Furthermore, making unsubstantiated claims in the context of a testimonial in no way gets you off the hook for making unsubstantiated claims.
If Young Jevity is marketing by having Alex talk about unsubstantiated or misleading medical claims, they are still liable for those claims.
It's not like, hey, Alex said it's fine.
That's not how it works.
Also, by FTC rules, Alex really fucked up because, quote, an advertisement employing endorsements by one or more consumers about the performance of an advertised product or service will be interpreted as representing that the product or service is effective for the purpose depicted in the advertisement.
Therefore, the advertiser must possess and rely upon adequate substantiation, including, when appropriate, competent and reliable scientific evidence to support such claims made through endorsements.
same manner an advertiser would be required to if they had made the representation directly.
Because he used two testimonials, endorsements, the law now interprets this as a medical claim that needs to be supported by evidence in exactly the same way as if Young Jevity had come out and said, our product cures ACL tears.
Because Alex used two examples, and at no point did they say something like, these results are not typical, or something similar as a disclaimer, he effectively committed a crime.
Perhaps the most important breach of ethics here, though, is that the two testimonials are being offered.
They're from people with material connections to the company they're making claims about.
Rob Dew is the Infowars nightly news director, and Yongevity is one of Infowars' main sponsors.
At this point, Infowars Life and Infowars Health are basically just resellers of Yongevity products.
Rob Dew's salary is in part subsidized by Yongevity, so his testimonial is tainted.
jordan holmes
Now, it is completely ethical when Trump goes to one of his...
His own golf courses, tweets out a lot of ads about his own golf courses, pays all of our money to his own golf courses.
This is very ethical behavior.
It's just because they're so great golf courses.
dan friesen
They're great.
Similarly, Ted is not an impartial party.
He syndicates Alex's show, so he has a financial interest in promoting their sponsors.
Additionally, Ted syndicates Peter Glidden's show, as well as the shows of multiple other representatives of Yongevity.
When Ted lost his license to sell precious metals, Midas Resources, his company, went back to reselling Yongevity products.
He is deeply involved with the company, so his testimony is deeply, deeply tainted.
The FTC is pretty clear that using these sorts of testimonials are an example of deceptive marketing, which is 100% what's being done.
jordan holmes
A lot of that legal language is for parsing very specific.
Different little tiny changes here.
This is a great example of the layman being able to understand the law pretty instinctively.
Like, when you hear that, if you have no idea, you have no familiarity with the American legal system whatsoever.
dan friesen
You don't know the FTC's a thing.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You hear that and you're like, no, no, no, that's not okay.
dan friesen
Okay, that's bullshit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, we can't be doing that.
Come on now.
dan friesen
It's fairly intuitive in terms of what the guidelines are.
You can't lie about what people endorse.
You're fucking around if you...
Have a financial interest that backs your endorsement.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Yeah, it makes a lot of sense.
And I know this is beating a dead horse, but in that very short clip...
Alex Jones manifested multiple instances of behavior that are directly against the rules of the FTC.
If anyone cared about what he was doing or paying attention in 2013, he could have been shut down years ago for using this kind of deceptive and possibly overtly illegal business practice.
If the globalists actually existed and gave a flying fuck about what Alex was doing, they could have had him anytime.
Which further reinforces my argument that Alex is pretty aware that he's fighting against an imaginary enemy.
jordan holmes
It further reinforces my argument that he is actually Oppo.
Controlled Opposition Dan!
unidentified
They are keeping him in there!
jordan holmes
That's the only way.
It couldn't just be that he's, at this point in time, irrelevant, pointless, and not worth anybody's time.
dan friesen
Yeah.
More trouble than it's worth to pay attention to him.
I can vouch for that.
jordan holmes
That's my endorsement.
dan friesen
Um...
So we've got one more clip here, because the rest of the show also isn't that great.
It's a very uninspired stretch of a couple days.
Because I think he wants to go to the Super Bowl.
Or he wants to watch the Super Bowl.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He wants to overcompensate for how much he wants to watch the Super Bowl.
And then gets sidetracked by his utter excitement to go see Piers Morgan.
And there's just not a lot of content.
There's not much new stuff other than, like I said, the power outage conspiracy.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I just, I'm not interested.
jordan holmes
This is frivolous.
It's frivolities.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's frustrating.
But I told you, Jordan, that I believe that what Alex is up to vis-a-vis longevity on this episode is deeply unethical.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Now, Peter Glidden would like you to know.
jordan holmes
It's super ethical.
dan friesen
He's cool, man.
unidentified
He's cool.
He...
laughter laughter He's not up to fucked up stuff.
jordan holmes
What are you doing?
Don't look over here!
Come on!
unidentified
Sure, I'm a board member of Young Jevity.
Sure, but I'm cool.
dan friesen
It's not fucked up.
jordan holmes
Quick disclaimer.
I'm a chill dude, bro.
Yeah, I work for them, but don't worry about it.
unidentified
There's nothing messed up about what we're doing.
jordan holmes
Don't get chemo.
Let's go surfing.
unidentified
Come on.
dan friesen
He's really cool.
And if you were cool, you would do the fucking stuff he does.
unidentified
By the way, Alex, full disclosure, I have extracted myself from the revenue stream of the vitamin sales in Longevity.
Dr. Glidden does not make any money from talking up vitamins.
I make zero.
Quite frankly, I got sick of people saying, oh, Dr. G, you're just trying to make money selling vitamins.
Well, guess what?
I don't make any.
My fiancé does.
My son does.
People in my family do.
People in my community do because they're not stupid.
dan friesen
I love that.
unidentified
I love that.
dan friesen
Yeah, I'm not making money off my bullshit, but everyone I know is because they're not fucking stupid.
That's so aggressive.
unidentified
Balls on the they're not fucking stupid part.
dan friesen
That's amazing.
jordan holmes
That is amazing.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's next level bullying as a grift.
jordan holmes
I'm sick of people saying I only do this because I profit off of it.
My fiancé profits off it.
We have a joint bank account.
I make withdrawals regularly.
Sometimes I'll move some of her money into my only account that I have.
But I'm cool and you doing it is stupid.
dan friesen
If you don't...
jordan holmes
If you don't do it, you're stupid.
dan friesen
It's crazy to me, first of all, him talking about himself in the third person.
That makes me very uncomfortable.
But then the second thing, too, and if you really are listening to that, the I've extracted myself from the revenue stream.
What does that mean legally?
jordan holmes
Who talks like that?
dan friesen
Yeah, what does that mean legally?
jordan holmes
I've extracted myself from...
I don't know.
Well, as we, you know...
Time is a revenue stream.
So, you know, you get in, you get back in, you know, it's easy.
dan friesen
Also, these people are liars.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Why would I take that as truth?
Why would I?
I don't profit off vitamins.
I don't believe you.
You've lied about everything else.
You tell people not to take chemo because it's a conspiracy.
Yeah.
I don't care.
I don't trust you when you say you don't make money off your bullshit.
jordan holmes
No, I trust him.
Okay.
dan friesen
There's a difference between you and me.
unidentified
But I do like that claim because why the fuck not?
dan friesen
I love the claim.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, I mean, why the fuck wouldn't you say that bullshit?
You're already convincing people.
Look, if you're convinced by him not to get chemo against the wishes of your doctor, of course you're going to believe that he's telling the truth on this one.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You know, why not?
dan friesen
Definitely.
So, I mean, this brings us to the end of the episode.
It's a bit shorter than normal, but I just, you know, there isn't a lot of, you know, stuff to go over.
It's a no-man's land for the most part.
jordan holmes
It is what it is.
dan friesen
Yeah, and I wish, you know, I wish I had more, but...
You know, I can only do that which Alex allows me to do.
jordan holmes
Yeah, we can't manufacture the footage that Alex would have had he been able to videotape on CNN.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I think there's nothing funnier than Alex begging to be back on.
unidentified
So sad.
dan friesen
That was really exciting to me.
jordan holmes
I don't think there's anything funnier than my fiancé does it.
Members of my family do it.
People in the community do it.
And if you're not, it's because you're fucking stupid.
dan friesen
It's so weird to me that flex because it starts from a place of like, I don't profit off this.
And you don't expect him to immediately talk about all of his family profiting off of his lies.
jordan holmes
Which means that he does profit.
dan friesen
Indirectly at best.
Yeah, it's so weird.
jordan holmes
That's so stupid.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I love it.
As are you.
If you don't.
jordan holmes
If I don't do it.
Well, clearly I haven't been doing it.
dan friesen
So anyway, we'll be back on Wednesday for another episode.
But until then, we have a website.
jordan holmes
It's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen
Correct.
We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
At knowledge underscore fight.
And I'm at go to bed, Jordan.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
We're also on Facebook.
jordan holmes
We are.
And we're on the iTunes.
We're on the other podcasts.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
You could go to Libsyn.
You could find a meme somewhere that might link to us.
dan friesen
That might help.
I don't know.
I think Peter Glidden's advice is probably...
jordan holmes
Oh, he's totally killed him.
Yeah, yeah.
No, no, no.
dan friesen
Not killed, necessarily.
jordan holmes
I mean, I guess second-degree manslaughter?
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know how to ethically put that other than to say bad.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Shake my finger.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know.
I think we've used Piers Morgan before, but he seems like one of the only people in this cavalcade.
That is above board.
jordan holmes
Yeah, because I'm not going to trust the first caller who was all about Molly Maroney herself.
Oh, she's definitely not heard of it.
dan friesen
She's not killed anybody, but one guy who technically probably has is Alex Jones.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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