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#303: January 29-31, 2013

Alex Jones was out of studio on the day when Robert Mueller gave his press conference, so today, Dan and Jordan stick around in 2013 to continue their look into how Alex behaved in the aftermath of Sandy Hook. In this installment, we learn about a perilous vacation Alex took to Big Bend National Park, experience some real disgraceful bigotry and some equally disgraceful salesmanship.

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alex jones
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dan friesen
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jordan holmes
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alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
alex jones
I love you.
unidentified
Hey, everybody.
dan friesen
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Dan?
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
When was the last time you were on a boat?
Slash, have you ever been on a boat?
dan friesen
Great question.
Oh, for a friend of the show and your friend Matt Riggs' bachelor party.
There was a little bit of a boat excursion into a lake where I was deeply hungover.
I was swimming around and I famously declared that I belong in the water.
jordan holmes
Famously.
Famously.
All across the land, people know.
dan friesen
I was built to swim.
I love being in that water.
I think it was just the hangover.
unidentified
I was relieved by the cool water.
dan friesen
I don't know.
I'm not generally on a boat.
I don't go down to Belmont Harbor.
I go out on Lake Michigan.
I don't have a yacht.
jordan holmes
Nope.
unidentified
Nope.
jordan holmes
I don't understand anybody who owns a boat in Chicago other than they are the richest people.
To me, the idea of owning a boat in Chicago is the richest person thing you can do.
dan friesen
Yeah, I've thought about it, not in terms of actually thought about it, but I imagined what it would be like.
And the pain in the ass that it would be just like...
You have to dock it during the winter.
It seems insane to me.
jordan holmes
See, the reason that you have to be...
I think of it that way is because it feels like you have to hire somebody to handle all of the bullshit.
dan friesen
You've got to have a boat guy.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
Yeah, it feels that way.
I don't know.
Anyway, we're not boat folks, but I do know a lot about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
And I only know what you tell me.
dan friesen
That's what this show is kind of about.
So we're back from our Wacky Wednesday adventure.
We've gotten a number of new folks into the show lately, because I did get a number of messages from people expressing, like, what the fuck is this?
Not in an angry way or anything, but there was some confusion about why we were talking about it.
Something that wasn't Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Well, it's good to know we have new listeners.
dan friesen
Yeah, no, that is very nice.
But I apologize for any confusion about that.
We are back to Alex Jones today.
We were back in 2013.
And one of the reasons for that is, of course, huge news broke in the middle of the week.
That is that Mueller came out and gave that press conference where he was kind of poking.
jordan holmes
The most noncommittal bullshit that obviously means please impeach the president.
He committed all those crimes.
dan friesen
There was a feeling of a cough.
Yeah.
Before a lot of the sentences.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
A little bit of a...
jordan holmes
We cannot...
We can't not say that he didn't do a crime.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Guys.
dan friesen
And so obviously, hey, this is going to be great.
Alex is going to have a real unhinged response to this.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
But on Wednesday, Owen Schroyer hosted the show.
Every time!
jordan holmes
Every fucking time!
dan friesen
Yeah, and so we have to record this on Thursday to put out on Friday.
And so Alex is back in studio on Thursday.
But there's not enough time to prepare an episode in order to get it out on time.
So Monday, we'll get back to it.
But also, I have a really strong prediction that it's not going to be that interesting.
He already has a...
Mueller is a fucking traitor for the chai comms narrative built in.
So what is this going to change?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It could just, like, make him more desperate-seeming or whatever.
jordan holmes
Isn't their job, though, less to, like, opine about how awful Mueller is, and more be like...
Hey, you know, he said a bunch of stuff, but the report really basically means this.
You don't need to read it.
Please, if you are a Republican or a conservative or a patriot.
Do not actually read the report because it will tell you things that maybe you shouldn't know.
dan friesen
It's diversionary in Alex's role.
Yeah, but it doesn't matter.
Yeah, that's true.
jordan holmes
None of it matters.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, especially for Alex's coverage of it.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
You already know what it's going to be.
It could be either a more ramped up version of it or exactly what he's been saying all along.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So I'm not super excited about that, but we will get to that on Monday.
We'll do a present day episode on Monday.
When we have more of the information in front of us.
But for now, we're back in the past in 2013 to check out what Alex is doing in the aftermath of Sandy Hook and his coverage of it.
Today we're going over January 29th through 31st.
So we're finishing up January.
jordan holmes
About goddamn time.
dan friesen
Very excited to jump into February.
jordan holmes
Yes, the greatest of months.
dan friesen
It's a good one.
It's short.
That's all I've got to say about February.
jordan holmes
I assume Alex is going to devote the entire month of February in 2013 to Black History Month and he's really going to go through a lot of the different things.
dan friesen
You might change your tune after we listen to this episode.
jordan holmes
Earlier today I found out that the very first stand-up comedian was...
Black is Kate, I believe.
dan friesen
How long have you been doing stand-up?
jordan holmes
30,000 years.
dan friesen
Good that you know your craft.
jordan holmes
I know, right?
dan friesen
So, before we get into today's show, I've got to give a shout-out to some people who have signed up and are supporting the show.
We appreciate them very much.
So first, Mark, thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Think it's Mark Richards?
jordan holmes
Thank you, Mark.
dan friesen
Think it's Mark Richards?
unidentified
It's absolutely...
jordan holmes
Does he have enough money to take out of his commissary?
dan friesen
Perhaps.
Next, Bethington.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you, Bevington.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much, Bevington.
dan friesen
Next, John.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Thanks, John.
dan friesen
Next, Menacing Scone.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Thank you.
jordan holmes
Thank you.
M-S.
Nope, that's even...
No, Menacing Scone.
dan friesen
Finally, I'd like to say thank you to somebody who donated on an elevated level.
We appreciate it very much.
So, Alexandra, you are now a technocrat.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
Crikey, mate.
That's fantastic.
Have yourself a brew.
How's your 401k doing, bro?
All right, we got to go full tilt boogie on this, Watson, all right?
Let's just get down to business.
We ain't making that money off that heroin.
Why are you pimps so good?
My neck is freakishly large.
I declare Infowar on you.
dan friesen
Thank you so much, Alexandra.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much, Alexandra.
dan friesen
If you all out there are listening and you're thinking, hey, I'd like to support the show, I like what these guys do, you can do that by going to our website, knowledgefight.com, clicking the button that says support the show, we would appreciate it.
jordan holmes
It would be very kind.
dan friesen
So, one thing that's important to remember about this time period right here, this January 29th specifically, is that we've crossed a line of demarcation.
First of all, we've had Alex on the last episode say very clearly, I haven't gotten into these actor theories and these people saying that they were actors at Sandy Hook and these people, these victims aren't victims, but now I've seen the CNN footage where Anderson Cooper's nose disappeared.
jordan holmes
His nose disappeared!
That's 100% proof.
dan friesen
Well, Alex hasn't committed to that in any meaningful way yet.
He has signaled that he is...
Supportive of those theories.
Which is building upon him having Professor James Tracy as a guest to be interviewed by Paul Joseph Watson.
And so the trend is very clear.
jordan holmes
It's immensely annoying how it's like these little tiny baby steps towards it.
And I just want him to like fucking jump in or don't.
dan friesen
Just quit it!
Perhaps more importantly than any of his actual coverage, we are now at the point where Lenny Posner has sent Alex an email telling him to stop.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
So we are past the point where he has gotten in contact with Alex and made Infowars aware of the fact that their coverage is having a negative impact on their lives.
Yeah.
So everything after this point, we can...
Really take away any kind of illusion that he doesn't know the effect he's having on people.
unidentified
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
And to know that it only gets worse from here, kind of, I mean, that paints a bad picture.
jordan holmes
Yeah, this moves us further on the spectrum of stupid slash evil towards the evil.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, once you get that email.
Then you're responsible for everything.
dan friesen
You should do a lot of soul searching if you get an email like that.
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
But we'll get into today's episode.
But first, here's an Out of Context drop.
alex jones
I am the piranha of liberty, gnashing my little teeth together in anger against the globalist.
dan friesen
Great.
unidentified
Is that good?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Is that a positive?
dan friesen
No, that's great.
jordan holmes
Is that a positive description of yourself?
dan friesen
He's the Piranha of Liberty, which is what I'm going to call him from now on.
jordan holmes
I'm the Kandiru of freedom.
I don't know what to tell you.
dan friesen
If I ever meet him...
jordan holmes
Swimming up the urine stream of evil.
dan friesen
I make this promise to our listeners.
If I ever meet Alex Jones, I'll be like, holy shit, the Piranha of Liberty?
You gnashing your little teeth?
jordan holmes
Uh-oh, we got a new tattoo Patreon goal.
dan friesen
Oh, no.
Liberty Piranha.
All right, so let's jump in.
Here we are on the 29th.
I never expect anything to delight me when I go back into the past, or even in the present, and look at Alex Jones.
But here's something that I found delightful, and we'll see if you can figure out why.
alex jones
Because I love film, I really want to make a powerful cinematic film.
I'm not going to sell wine until it's time, as Orson Welles used to say.
We will sell no wine until it's time.
dan friesen
Why does this delight me?
jordan holmes
Well, because that does kind of imply that none of his previous documentaries have been powerful cinematic films.
dan friesen
That's delightful in some ways, but that's not why.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
He's quoting Orson Welles, but he's not quoting Orson Welles from a movie or a speech.
He's quoting Orson Welles from the Paul Masson commercials.
jordan holmes
That can't be real.
That can't be real.
dan friesen
We will sell no wine before it's time is the tagline of Paul Masson winery.
Which, if you guys, I would play this audio on the show, but it's so visual.
If you haven't watched it, go on YouTube and watch the outtakes of Orson Welles trying to film the Paul Maison commercial.
jordan holmes
Was it from that commercial?
It was the one where he was drunk off of his ass?
unidentified
He's quoting the one from where he's drunk off his ass.
dan friesen
As Orson Welles said.
jordan holmes
Famously.
In a drunken commercial.
dan friesen
It's nuts to me that he's passing off a quote of Orson Welles that is actually just a wine slogan from a commercial that he probably saw when he was a kid.
jordan holmes
That's the Orson Welles from Animaniacs type of situation.
For the critics.
dan friesen
Yeah, if I were quoting Orson Welles, he was like, country goodness and green penis.
Oh, this is terrible.
All right, just a handful for the road.
jordan holmes
Good.
That's Maurice LaMarche, I believe.
dan friesen
I believe so.
jordan holmes
I don't know why I know voice actors somehow.
dan friesen
Well, because you're a dork.
No, I know them too.
I'm not judging you.
unidentified
No, no, no.
dan friesen
So in this next clip, we get an interesting difference between present-day Alex and 2013 Alex.
And that is that he doesn't seem to value social media really all that much in 2013.
And in this next clip, it's funny to hear him say these sorts of things about Facebook, for example, and know that in the present day he's arguing that one cannot operate without Facebook and it's the public square and it needs to be regulated as a utility.
jordan holmes
Yeah, this is the definition of you don't know what you've got until it's gone.
alex jones
Facebook is a joke.
People say, well, then why are you on it?
We're using the enemy operation, the enemy combine, the enemy system, the enemy data relay to jack into their matrix and try to warn people inside of it.
And that's what it is, folks.
This is a war.
And if I can seize their weapon systems and use them against them, I'll do it all day long.
dan friesen
Now certainly he still believes those sorts of things about Facebook, like the ideas of it being the enemy system and all that, but he does not seem to have any concern about the idea of it being something you are entitled to be on in 2013.
Seems like that's changed quite a bit.
Maybe because he got on it and his business model shifted so heavily towards the need for sensationalist promotion on social media, grabbing attention, clicking.
Clickbait, yeah.
And without it, things fall apart.
It wasn't so dependent on that back when Ted Anderson still had a fucking gold license.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you can't make clickbait if you can't put it somewhere where people will click.
dan friesen
It's a problem.
And that's a problem with making that a cornerstone of your marketing.
jordan holmes
Yeah, which we very much haven't on account of our complete lack of social media.
dan friesen
Yeah, kick us off social media if you want.
unidentified
I don't give a shit.
dan friesen
I can't even muster the energy to tweet.
I just want to be in the water.
Famously!
jordan holmes
Of the water.
dan friesen
I just sit here and I fucking open up Twitter and I try and type a promotional tweet and I was like, just thinking about a lake.
jordan holmes
You are the hungover piranha of lakes.
That's true.
dan friesen
Gnashing my little teeth against retweets.
jordan holmes
Whatever.
dan friesen
Reading things where people are talking shit about Dave Rubin.
That's all I want to do.
So in this next clip from the 29th, we get a really depressing caller.
This caller bummed me.
Out.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I feel very bad for him, and I feel like Alex is deeply exploited.
jordan holmes
You feel bad for the caller?
dan friesen
I do.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Now, I probably wouldn't like them much, but I also feel very bad for them.
alex jones
So God bless you.
Anything else you want to add?
unidentified
Yeah, I completely agree.
I just wanted to tell everybody, I live on a $900 a month income.
I spend as much money as I can on Infowars.com.
Last month, I bought almost every one of your shirts.
I bought every one of your hats.
I'm going to join the Paul Revere contest.
I'm going to do anything.
I'm considering moving to Austin just to be closer to your operation.
dan friesen
He's disabled.
That part of the clip wasn't in there.
He's living on disability at $900 a month and has bought tons of Alex's merch.
jordan holmes
That should be a crime.
dan friesen
But Alex also doesn't respond to him by being like, you should stop.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no kidding!
dan friesen
You need to take care of yourself.
You're on a fixed income.
Don't waste it on multiple come-and-take-it shotgun shirts.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Well, if Jim Baker didn't exploit specifically...
Jim Baker's not giving back a dime from all of the people who make $900 a month and give it to him.
dan friesen
Well, what do you mean?
jordan holmes
Of course, no con man is going to say...
dan friesen
But Alex is, through his Paul Revere contest, that we know how it ended with the Purge short film.
jordan holmes
Maybe he won.
unidentified
He didn't.
jordan holmes
Are you sure?
dan friesen
I don't believe so.
But, yeah, I mean, that just bums me out.
It bums me the fuck out.
jordan holmes
That is a bummer.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So we get another caller, and he bums me out for a different reason, but it's also a really interesting...
jordan holmes
I make $10,000 a month, and I buy all...
dan friesen
That wouldn't bum me out at all, actually.
jordan holmes
No, of course not.
dan friesen
No, it's because of the content that he brings up, but it also offers us a glimpse that I think is really interesting into another huge difference between 2013 Alex and present-day Alex.
We have didn't give a shit about Facebook back then, thinks he's entitled to it now.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
Here is another one, and this has to do with his rhetoric and worldview.
unidentified
I did have another point I wanted to ask you.
If you've ever heard of a man named Waleed Shubat?
alex jones
No, I haven't.
unidentified
He wrote a book called God's War on Terror, and he's a former Muslim terrorist.
Anyway, I just thought he would be a really good interview for you to have him on.
He basically, the conversion that he had to Christianity was amazing.
I mean, because he was a full-blown, I mean, he was, you know, killing people for Islam.
But you really ought to read that book, God's War on Terror.
alex jones
No, I hear you.
I will certainly look into it.
Thank you for the call, and God bless you, sir.
Glad you got on.
dan friesen
He doesn't care about Islamophobia.
He doesn't have that as a primary driver of his content and of what he feels.
A call like that nowadays would be like, and not only that, I'm going to yell for ten minutes about this.
It doesn't.
He's like, yeah, thanks for the call.
Maybe I'll read that book.
jordan holmes
You can't trust them.
They don't ever convert to Christianity because they are held by the blood and the God and the coming apocalypse.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's very different than how he would respond today.
Now, Waleed Shobat was a guy who started making the rounds in right-wing circles in the early-mid-2000s.
As the story goes, Shobat was a terrorist working for the Palestinian Liberation Organization.
He claims that he was a terrorist, and he was responsible for firebombing an Israeli bank called the Bank Luemi.
jordan holmes
Okay, can I...
Interject for one second.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
When he told me that he was a former terrorist who wrote a book called God's War on Terror and he converted to Christianity, my suspicion is he is not real or not telling the truth.
dan friesen
Well, let's see.
So he claims he firebombed that church.
He claimed he was locked up by the Israeli police, and after his release, he came to the United States and went to college here in Chicago, ultimately becoming a U.S. citizen and converting to Christianity in 1993.
In 2005, he began his publishing career with a book called Why I Left Jihad, The Root of Terrorism and the Return of Radical Islam.
He has said that he began to get more active in this line of work around 9-11 because he saw the outcome of terrorist activity that he had surrounded himself with.
In 2009, he brought in over $500,000 on the lecture circuit, as well as from the sale of his merch.
Interestingly, one of his clients was the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, who paid him to give speeches where he said things like, quote, all Islamic organizations in America should be the number one enemy, all of them.
But here's the problem.
Showbot's story involves specifics, and those specifics can be investigated, and when they are, they turn out not to be true.
jordan holmes
Never, ever put specifics in there if you're full of shit!
dan friesen
So because of these specifics, if you do look into them and they're not true, that introduces a huge credibility problem.
There's no evidence that Shobat was ever involved in terrorism.
Bank Lueme has gone on the record and said there was no firebombing that could match the description and time frame of the attack Shobat claims to have carried out.
The Israeli government has stated clearly that they have no record of him ever being arrested or jailed.
His family members have said that his story just doesn't make sense.
And of course his story doesn't make sense.
How would that even work?
A guy firebombs an Israeli bank, gets caught, then has no trouble heading to the United States and becoming a citizen?
jordan holmes
Especially in that time period.
dan friesen
The story stretches its credulity on its face, and when the claims are more closely examined, they don't seem to reflect reality at all.
Now, what I find interesting is that I do believe one part of Showbot's story, namely that 9-11 was a turning point for him.
The DHS was spending money like crazy, and as the war on terror ramped up in the following years, there was so much money on the table for a former terrorist who could give a glimpse into the mindset of this country's supposed enemy.
When there are no records to support the backstory you make up, you can claim that you're using a fake name to elude the PLO terrorists who have a bounty on your head.
When your family members say unequivocally that you are not using a fake name, you can claim that they themselves are terrorist sympathizers who hate you for converting to Christianity.
There's always a way out of the corner, as long as you're willing to be a huge asshole, which seems to be what Waleed Shobat has done.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he saw the grift and he went for it.
dan friesen
It appears that way.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and he's spreading bullshit anti-Muslim propaganda and taking advantage of it, but, you know.
There's a market for it, I guess?
Capitalism?
dan friesen
The Department of Homeland Security?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
In the course of his career, Shobat tricked a whole lot of people into thinking he was some kind of an expert on terrorism, and he made a pretty profit off it.
In 2008, he was soliciting donations to the Waleed Shobat Foundation, which he claimed was registered as a charity in Pennsylvania, although the Pennsylvania State Attorney's Office has said that there's no such record of registration, which, of course, raises some pretty serious questions.
But the biggest questions need to be directed towards how it was so easy for someone who is so clearly kind of...
For example, after the Pulse nightclub shooting in Orlando, he said, After the Charlie Hebdo shooting, he applauded the terrorist attack because the magazine had, quote, Like, this is ridiculous shit.
jordan holmes
Alright, alright.
He's a little bit all over the place.
A little bit!
He's a little bit all over the place.
dan friesen
Thus, it should be no surprise that he's a big supporter of Trump and that his son Theodore has explicitly called for Trump to establish a, quote, Christian supremacist society, saying that in that society that he wants to be created, there would be, quote, no free reign for homosexuals, there's no liberation for perversity and debasedness, and just downright weird mutant psychos walking around with clipped liberal dyke hair and men dressing up as women and all that sick psycho shit.
Stuff.
People who flaunt the Koran in a Christian society would be arrested, at times put to death.
In the present day, Walid and his son are spouting shit that sounds really similar to a lot of the stuff that comes out of Alex's mouth pretty regularly.
But what's interesting to me is that if you listen to that clip of Alex talking to the caller, like I said, he's not interested in this dude at all.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
He doesn't know who he is, even though Walid has been agitating against Islam for years at this point, and the caller is bringing up his third book.
Islamophobia is not a primary part of Alex's marketing strategy in 2013, which I have to assume is largely because he didn't realize something that will lead new from day one, and that is that this is a super lucrative business to be in.
And he just hasn't gotten on board yet.
That's my guess.
jordan holmes
Man, so it's kind of ironic that he's lying about being a terrorist in the beginning, and then later on he becomes essentially a terrorist for Christians.
dan friesen
Or a booster of it.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Or at least an apologist.
In the same way Alex is.
jordan holmes
That's a we pretend.
You know, we become what we pretend.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
The mask that we wear too long becomes our face.
dan friesen
Yeah, to an extent.
I think there's more just like if you don't have a real good through line.
And you're just making shit up.
Eventually, the worst parts of yourself will become amplified.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I think.
I think that's the case.
jordan holmes
Something along those lines.
dan friesen
So, Alex gets another caller, and it's a British guy who Alex is certain is doing a fake accent.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't think he is.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
We'll find out.
I really don't think he is.
Because he does seem to have a pretty good handle on British affairs, let's say.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
He's just embarrassing Alex all over the place.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Because Alex keeps trying to bring up the things he thinks about, let's say, the royal family, or anything about Britain, and every single time this guy's like, well, actually, Alex, that's not quite true.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
He's just dunking.
dan friesen
Here is a clip of Alex getting embarrassed by a British guy who he thinks is doing a fake accent, but is actually pointing out that Alex has no idea about the royal family.
alex jones
It's just that at the heart of so much of the New World Order we see being pushed is the Transylvanian royalty that you've got perched over there in London.
unidentified
It's not actually Transylvanian.
It's actually a German family.
But at the same time, they're as British as anyone else that moved to Britain 200 years ago.
That's probably why I called in.
The point is, I think that...
And like I said, the accent's a little short.
alex jones
You know the German house they hail out of is originally Transylvanian.
unidentified
Actually, it's kind of more mixed than that.
alex jones
Well, it is mixed, but I mean, one of their oldest bloodlines is Transylvanian, and that's the one Prince Charles says he's most proud of.
He says he's Transylvanian in news articles, and you know he's moved there and then runs around in the woods.
unidentified
On the other hand, I've descended from the stewards, so I wouldn't concern myself.
alex jones
Ah, you are a royal.
unidentified
No.
alex jones
So you like Henry VIII?
unidentified
No, that's the tutors.
alex jones
The stewards, the tutors, the pooters.
Go ahead.
dan friesen
That's embarrassing.
jordan holmes
What a child.
dan friesen
That's pretty embarrassing.
jordan holmes
What a child.
dan friesen
This guy, just by knowing what he's talking about, is embarrassing the shit out of Alex.
Now, Alex talks to this guy for a very long time.
Probably way longer than he needed to.
And I think one of the reasons is because it gives Alex an opportunity to go, and make fun of his accent, which I think Alex is enjoying.
And I think that Alex thinks that he's making good points.
jordan holmes
You think so?
dan friesen
I think so.
jordan holmes
Because what I'm hearing from this, my guess is it's a long interview because it's like a comic trying to get off stage on a big laugh.
He keeps getting dunked on, so he's got to get that big win.
dan friesen
I think it's less that more, like, he thinks, well, maybe, but I would merge our two ideas.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I think it's a possibility he's looking for a big laugh, but he also wants that big laugh to come at the expense of making fun of this guy's accent.
alex jones
Yeah, of course.
dan friesen
So, it's sort of both.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
But it reaches a point of intolerability.
And like I said, this call goes on a while, and at no point does Alex seem like he wants to hang up on him.
He seems like he wants to keep going.
Because the guy is expressing an idea about...
He's defending royalty and being royalists and monarchists.
And Alex is very against that because he hates kings.
jordan holmes
Well, of course!
dan friesen
But because this guy knows what he's talking about, he gets Alex to say, like, well, yeah, you know, I guess...
Being into the royals is kind of okay, because UKIP, they're nationalists, but they believe in the royalty as a nationalist thing.
It's like, holy shit, Alex!
jordan holmes
What is going on?
He's getting seduced by just a weirdly fake-sounding British accent?
dan friesen
I don't think it's seduced.
I think his arguments are so thin that when walked through...
An idea of like, ah, King isn't so bad.
He's like, yeah, you know what?
You're right.
jordan holmes
So now there are five ways to learn, which is that a British person just tells you himself.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So when he does end up actually ending the conversation, it's jarring because it's very quick.
Alex accuses him of letting his accent slip, which didn't happen.
And then if you pay attention to what's being discussed, you realize that this...
Is an intolerable thing to have Alex, his narratives be penetrated on.
This is too central to what Alex believes.
And this guy, if allowed to keep talking, will end up pointing out how Alex is wrong about the central point of his beliefs.
alex jones
But the point is, is that, and then higher levels, 90% will be killed.
And then higher level, it's no, 5% will live.
At the highest levels...
They talk about killing everyone, and then the last globalist will merge with the megacomputer and become God.
Now, I'm not saying that's going to actually happen, but do you think two New World Order Skeksis, you know, up in their ivory tower, if they actually succeed in this program, merging with cybernetic systems, are not going to kill each other?
I mean, do you really think that?
unidentified
Well, actually, what I really think is that most of what...
You're seeing comes from H.G. Wells and Bertrand Russell.
alex jones
Yep, that's right.
They all wrote about it.
unidentified
I've only heard of you three months ago, so I have no idea if we've even covered this or not.
But if you look at the history, when I say progressive, I don't mean the modern, what came in America around the 20s, I think, 30s.
I'm talking about the old 19th century progressives.
alex jones
You're getting out of your accent.
Listen, I've got to jump.
You're an interesting call, but I promise to get to other people.
That's why it's hard to go to calls.
They're all interesting.
unidentified
Are they?
alex jones
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
Alex knows that he's out of his depth.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
If allowed to keep talking, it will reveal that there is a larger political context to everything that he's trying to present to his audience that actually refutes a great deal of it.
And all Alex is doing is mispurposing fucking science fiction.
Authors, and then people like Bertrand Russell, he's just using stuff from their work selectively, out of context, and manipulatively in order to create this conception of these globalists that he's afraid of.
It's pretty wild.
jordan holmes
Well, good on that British guy for going from not knowing about him to, in three months, obviously debunking every stupid thing that Alex has said.
dan friesen
Kind of accidentally.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I admire it in some ways.
Although, I don't know if I fully support some of the conclusions that that British guy was drawing.
He had some strange ideas.
Okay.
But he was one of the better callers that I've heard on Alex's show.
If only because it becomes so clear how Alex has to protect himself.
Like, your accent's slipping.
alex jones
Gotta go.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I didn't hear an accent slip there.
dan friesen
Not at all.
I actually played it back a number of times.
jordan holmes
To see if there was any slippage?
dan friesen
Yeah, and there wasn't.
So in this next clip, Alex, this isn't new or anything.
This isn't a new idea.
The idea that Alex excuses white terrorism.
But I thought that this shorter clip is kind of a perfect encapsulation of how he justifies that.
So I thought it was worth hearing, just as it is in articulation.
alex jones
And it's a fact.
They train 24-7 to take our guns and put us in re-education camps.
And there are millions of people who aren't going to go to the re-education camp.
And so there's going to be a war.
And they don't want to have a war where they started and don't have the moral authority.
They'll go out and blow stuff up and blame it on us to say we started it.
And so just be aware of that PSYOP.
And I'm sorry it's come down to this, but they're lining up their people everywhere to launch something very, very soon, I'm afraid.
dan friesen
So it's just a perfect setup.
If you have the idea that they want so desperately to take your guns that they're willing to commit false flag terrorist acts to blame on you in order to facilitate getting your guns, if you have that in place, then anything can be fake.
And the way you selectively use the accusations of things being fake becomes crucially important.
Because it seems to imply...
jordan holmes
It's revealing.
Absolutely.
dan friesen
That last clip is a perfect encapsulation of how you get the groundwork laid in order to excuse just about anything.
So in this next clip, Alex talks about Bill Joy, his article from Wired magazine, Why the Future Doesn't Need Us.
We've talked about this a hundred times.
Yep.
Alex claims always consistently that...
Bill Joy's article was about a meeting of high-level technocratic globalists who were getting together to discuss what to do about humans once they're taken over by machines and robots.
And that is not true at all.
That is only true of a very short passage in this article where Bill Joy is literally quoting the Unabomber.
And not discussing that as a decision being made by high-level technocratic globalists.
It is from the Unabomber's manifesto.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah, it was, now, I mean, it was a pretty good manifesto, though.
dan friesen
I've heard that from people I don't want to talk to at parties.
jordan holmes
I've never read it, but, yeah.
dan friesen
So, in this next clip, the reason that, and we've talked about this a hundred times, Alex brings up the, well, the future doesn't need us a ton.
Why should it be discussed again?
One reason, and one reason only.
I believe in this clip, Alex makes it way too clear.
That he knows that he's misusing that article and he knows that what he's doing is quoting the Unabomber.
alex jones
But the globalists have said, on record, in things like Wired Magazine with Bill Joy that I've talked about probably 300 times since the April issue 2000, where he said, yeah, I went to a meeting of a couple hundred top computer company owners and our debate was, do we just give you games and fun things to play and make you a bunch of idiots?
But let you keep destroying the resources, or do we kill everybody?
And the consensus is we're going to kill everybody.
So I'm just going to tell you that what the Unabomber said was right.
Once this technocracy takes over, humans will be obsolete.
dan friesen
That's not in the article at all.
In the article, when he quotes the Unabomber, he does not say that he's right.
jordan holmes
The Unabomber's right.
dan friesen
This is crazy.
That is Alex admitting that he's well aware, or at least he's aware that what he believes to be true about this article is just the Unabomber part of it, which is fucked up.
jordan holmes
So then that means that he has to believe, or he has to be presenting the Unabomber as part of the globalist consensus.
dan friesen
Or just someone who is smart enough to see through it.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like he was, you know, he cut through the bullshit because he was in the MKUltra program.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
I don't know, but whatever it is, it's a very strong indication.
Anyway, in this next clip, if you think that that is kind of damning about Alex's beliefs about what the globalists plan to do, we're about to hear Alex say something that leads me to believe that news radio's Jimmy James...
Might be a globalist.
jordan holmes
Donkey wrestler?
alex jones
A lot of these globalist bosses have a robot in their office when they're in a different city or different country, and the robot rolls around with a camera and stuff on it, and it oversees everybody, and it's the boss.
dan friesen
That's literally a news radio episode.
unidentified
Come on!
jordan holmes
Let's go to the movies!
What do you mean you're not going to take me into the bathroom with you?
dan friesen
I mean, it makes sense that Alex would have seen that.
His buddy Joe Rogan was on the show.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Probably so.
unidentified
He's like, oh, this is the technocratic elite are going to do.
jordan holmes
And it was a great episode.
Very funny.
dan friesen
It was very good.
jordan holmes
It was a very funny episode.
dan friesen
I was like, buh at Alex.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So we jump off the 29th now because there's not a whole lot going on other than that.
And, man, the 30th, there's not much going on on this show either.
Alex has a guest cancel.
And so he has his second guest.
He had two scheduled.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
One was one of Ron Paul's buddies, and he cancels.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
I'm too busy being one of Ron Paul's buddies.
Sorry, can't go on your show.
dan friesen
So instead of talking to that dude, we get the second guest, and he ends up staying for like two hours, because this guy seems like someone who will never fucking leave.
alex jones
We had him on last week, and the hour went by very quickly, so I wanted to get him on for an hour today so you could question him.
Jim Garrow was talking about a, quote, retired military living legend, saying that the military brass that he knows has told them they're having a litmus test.
Will you fire on U.S. citizens?
Well, the military's training for that, and that's in the news.
And General Boykin, the former head of Special Forces, he's been talking about plans for a police state.
He's been talking about our government giving al-Qaeda terrorist weapons.
Gee, I wonder what General Mr. Garrow is talking about.
But he has more to say today.
And he said the general, not that we know it's Boykin, did not want to go public himself but wanted to go through Jim Garrow.
And I looked up Jim Garrow.
He runs heavily in the big Christian circles, as General Boykin does, the same circles.
He will not reveal the source.
I'm smart enough to know who it is.
And again, people say, well, why are you revealing it then?
You know, 99% chance.
Because the NSA and the government already knows.
I don't live in a delusional world here, ladies and gentlemen.
And I wasn't sworn to secrecy.
I can just tell who it is.
dan friesen
And we're making it up.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So we talked about Jim Garrow on a recent episode, and we went over how he's just making this shit up about Obama giving soldiers a litmus test for their advancement in the form of asking them if they'll fire on U.S. citizens.
So we went over how he claims to be running a gigantic child trafficking ring to get female children out of China, which he's most likely making up entirely.
He's a big old piece of shit, this Jim Garrow.
Since his last appearance on the show, his fake leak from his high-level source has gone quite viral.
It has become a huge talking point in the right-wing media and the militia patriot circles.
Mere days into Obama's second term, it's being seen by these dum-dums as the best shot they have of getting Obama impeached and...
Bringing in a Biden presidency, I guess, which is their big goal.
jordan holmes
Which would be just as bad as now.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't think we learned too much from this episode that we didn't know before, but I find it slightly interesting that Alex has now completely decided that Garrow's secret source is General Boykin, despite the fact that literally none of the details that Garrow has given him by the source match Boykin.
My cynical brain is fairly convinced that Alex knows that Garrow's just making this up, so he's kind of free to make shit up, too.
You know, it's not like Garrow's going to call Alex's bluff by revealing his non-existent source.
So Alex has the green light to pretend he's solved the mystery, and he gets to make himself look super...
Haha!
jordan holmes
It was actually General MacArthur the whole time!
dan friesen
Yeah.
It reminds me a little about how Alex treated QAnon early on when it started.
He was fairly dismissive of the whole thing, but he also said he knew who was behind it.
It's a smart gamble.
When someone else is running a con, they can't really do anything about it if you decide to piggyback their con without risking blowing up their entire thing.
That's just one element of this kind of thing that reminds me of QAnon though.
Here you have a guy coming on the show and giving out cryptic, unverifiable information that ostensibly comes from a high-level military source who's just trying to get the word out and warn the people about the evils of the left.
There's less anonymity to this con, so it's a little easier to collapse when anyone starts looking into Jim Garrow, or when tons of patriotic ex-military officers don't start coming forward to back up his bullshit, but the framework there is very similar.
So I thought that was kind of interesting, but it...
It's very strange to me.
I'm 100% convinced that both of them know that they're both full of shit.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah, yeah, 100%.
dan friesen
I'm certain of it.
The dynamic of the QAnon thing is just sort of a stray thought that I had that I definitely need to think more about.
But there's kernels of similarity in the skeleton of it.
Yeah.
I think there probably are a lot of examples of that in Alex's career.
It's kind of interesting to think about when Steve Pchenik would come on in the lead-up to Alex deciding he loved Trump and tell about the counter-counter coup against the Clintons.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
That's very similar.
jordan holmes
I like a good counter-counter-counter coup.
dan friesen
Well, because where is Steve getting the information from?
It might as well be Q, right?
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
The only difference is that it's Steve Pchenik as opposed to an anonymous message board.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
Where the information is being conveyed.
So I think there's something really interesting that I need to think about it a lot more.
But I'm 100% sure.
That they both know that there are no stakes.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Neither of them is going to call the other one out.
They're just like, I'm fucking around.
Hey, I'm going to fuck around too.
Because then Alex gets to be like, I know it's General Boykin.
He can be like, I'm so fucking smart.
I figured this out.
And then Alex gets to take control of the narrative.
Because now he has a narrative about General Boykin, which is no longer Jim Garrow's narrative.
Jim gets to keep playing his game over here.
Alex has created an offshoot business for himself over here.
And that's what he tried to do with QAnon, too, with Zach.
jordan holmes
It's the story of long-form improv and how Upright Citizens Brigade started.
dan friesen
There's something up here.
unidentified
I don't know what it is, but there's something up.
dan friesen
Anyway...
We'll listen to a little bit of Jim Garrow here in a few, but before we do, Alex has a bit of breaking news that is disturbing.
jordan holmes
On January 30th, 2013.
dan friesen
Yes, it's a little bit disturbing, and it has nothing to do with anything that's happening in the world.
jordan holmes
Okay, that sounds more right.
Yeah.
alex jones
AL International announces results of longevity clinical studies performed by Clemson University, Yahoo Finance.
They took cancer cells.
From human cancer in the colon that's just exploding because of all the toxins and chemicals, and of course it mutates the cells, and the longevity beyond taking tangerine, they tested some of the others as well.
You can go read the results in a scientific study.
jordan holmes
Don't say it.
alex jones
Went in and did not hurt the healthy cells and killed the unhealthy cancer cells.
dan friesen
Uh-oh, that's pretty messed up.
jordan holmes
No, you can't do that.
You can't do that.
Can't you not do that?
You can't do that.
dan friesen
I don't know what you can and can't do.
I don't really know where the line of legality is in terms of making claims, but that seems pretty close to it.
jordan holmes
I want to go killing cancer cells with homeopathic bullshit is too far.
dan friesen
It seems like thin ice, but I also think Alex is kind of protected.
I think legally he's protected because he's just reading a press release about one of his sponsors, asserting that their product has a health benefit that the FDA hasn't evaluated and hasn't been proven.
But he's not saying that Beyond Tangy Tangerine is going to cure your cancer.
He's just reading a press release that heavily implies it, and that might be legal.
I'm not sure.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Whatever the case...
alex jones
It ain't ethical.
jordan holmes
If any doctor, even if it was true, if a doctor prescribed me tangy tangerine...
dan friesen
It's beyond tangy.
jordan holmes
Beyond tangy tangerine, I would fucking punch him.
dan friesen
Is it beyond tangy describing the tangerine, or is it beyond a tangy tangerine?
jordan holmes
Ooh, that's a good question.
dan friesen
Yeah, what's modifying what?
jordan holmes
How far away is this?
dan friesen
Far past tangy tangerines.
jordan holmes
Can't we just get beyond tangerines?
dan friesen
Let's get past it.
So whatever the case legally is, I'm certain that this is a deeply, deeply unethical thing for Alex to be doing.
And here are the reasons why.
First, Young Jevity is one of Alex's primary sponsors.
He has a deep financial interest in overselling their products.
Assuming that a study has been done that seemed to indicate that their products could treat cancer, he's the last person who should be covering that story as news, since it takes a story away from the context of being serious science and analysis of the study and lands it directly in paid advertisement territory.
If you were Young Jevity and you were serious about this study, you would never want Alex reporting on it.
You do not want...
Second, I think they don't care, Longevity that is, because I don't think they're serious about this study.
The press release that Alex is reading is from AL International which may sound like a scientific research group but it's actually just Longevity's parent company.
In June 2013, they just decided to change their name to Longevity International, since that's most of what their business is.
jordan holmes
Eh, might as well.
dan friesen
This is Longevity putting out a press release, hyping their own products, and having their pitchman Alex read it.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Next, and third, the way Alex is presenting this, it appears that Clemson University did this study, and thus it's legit.
But Clemson didn't really do that research, technically.
It came out of the Clemson University Institute of Nutraceutical Research.
But what that means is kind of an open question.
jordan holmes
Nobody even knows what it means?
dan friesen
It's a little vague.
jordan holmes
Nutraceutical?
dan friesen
Research.
Of the nine results on the first page of a Google search for the Institute of Nutraceutical Research at Clemson University, you find a Facebook page for the Institute that has no followers and no posts.
One amateur slideshow presentation about the Institute and seven links to stories about the Longevity story.
jordan holmes
Ah, okay.
So there's a very high probability that this is just some straight-up bullshit.
dan friesen
It's a red flag, the fact that all of this all seems to lead back to this one Longevity study.
The Institute of Nutraceutical Research does definitely exist, as you can learn if you make it to the third page of Google results.
jordan holmes
Third page?
dan friesen
Yeah, where you can find a few of the other studies that they've been involved in.
But the difference between those studies and the Longevity study is that the other ones they've done have been published and peer-reviewed.
unidentified
Ah.
dan friesen
Which is slightly different.
In 2016, Michelle Van Etten was announced to be a speaker at the Republican National Convention.
And as it turns out, she was involved with Yongevity.
This led to some people in the media taking notice and asking a few questions, one of which was about this study that Yongevity has made a big part of their marketing.
jordan holmes
Right.
And then, of course, when will Sharon Van Etten come out with her next album?
dan friesen
So the Daily Beast reached out to Clemson spokesperson Robin Denny to get some sense of what was up with the study, and here's what they had to say.
jordan holmes
Three eggs are cheaper than...
dan friesen
Then your balls will be good.
No.
Quote, Clemson's Institute of Nutraceutical Research did some limited preliminary laboratory research for longevity several years ago.
No clinical trials were performed, and Clemson has in no way endorsed any longevity product nor authorized the use of Clemson's name or data in conjunction with any claims of efficacy.
The institute no longer exists.
This is a real problem, because the website for Infowars team, Alex's multi-level marketing operation, they just reposted AL International's press release in full, and it literally says that they did, quote, clinical research studies, which they did not.
jordan holmes
So that's probably bad.
dan friesen
This is a misrepresentation on its face, and is probably illegal.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I'm going to go with that one's pretty illegal.
dan friesen
That one feels pretty close to illegal.
jordan holmes
That one feels illegal.
dan friesen
What?
65% of cancerous liver cells, 65% of cancerous stomach cells, and 30% of cancerous breast cells.
jordan holmes
And they did no trials, though.
dan friesen
Well, no clinical trials.
jordan holmes
No clinical trials.
dan friesen
They did some laboratory trials, which is a very important distinction.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
Because that brings into the methodology of the study, which is very questionable.
jordan holmes
Well, they put some cancer cells on one of those shooting targets, and then they threw tangerine at it, and they realized that it put holes in the...
Yeah.
dan friesen
That would be an interesting study to do.
jordan holmes
That sounds good.
dan friesen
So what they did is they did testing on cells in test tubes and specifically didn't do any tests on human subjects.
And they did that for a reason.
unidentified
Tangerine kills people.
jordan holmes
No.
unidentified
It kills regular cells too.
dan friesen
When it's too tangy.
Yeah.
unidentified
Ha ha ha!
dan friesen
Plenty of studies have been done on cells in test tubes that find that everything from strawberries, grapes, rosemary, green tea, and ginger kill cancer cells.
This is true in test tubes, but has literally no application towards whether they have any similar effect when taken by a person.
One blog I found described the study, they put it this way.
Bleach kills cancer cells in a test tube, but it's not going to help your cancer to drink bleach.
This is the sleight of hand of a study like this.
The Institute of Nutraceutical Research knew before they started the tests what the outcome was likely to be, and they knew that they wouldn't get similar results with clinical trials, which really makes this smell like research for hire.
I can't prove that, but it has some of the hallmarks of you paid for this study in order to get the thing you needed.
jordan holmes
Yeah, this is climate research.
Paid for by, what, any number of bullshit.
dan friesen
I don't think you can say that for sure, but it feels...
Feels that way.
jordan holmes
Did the Koch brothers pay for this study, too?
dan friesen
Dr. Wallach is not in bed with the Kochs, for all I can tell.
jordan holmes
Fair.
dan friesen
Whatever the case about the law is here, and whether or not the Institute was paid to deliver a meaningless study for longevity to lie about, it doesn't matter to me.
What Alex is doing on air regarding this study is deeply unethical.
He's selling false hope to his listeners.
And in this case, as opposed to other instances, the stakes are a bit real.
Like, when he sells them pills to give them virility, it's really just a placebo effect he's selling them.
But with Beyond Tangy Tangerine being sold as it might kill your cancer cells, that's a whole different level.
There's an actual underlying condition here, which makes this fucking super bad.
If this isn't illegal, man, I think it should be.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Preying on the dying is probably pretty bad.
dan friesen
And I know that the source of it is AL International and Yongevity.
I am keenly aware of that.
But Alex is disseminating the message.
And he's getting paid, too.
And I think that that's on the wrong side of the law, man.
jordan holmes
Now, if AL International offered us $10 million, there's no way we would do that.
That's just too bad.
That's just too evil.
dan friesen
So that is messed up, man.
I'm not happy to see that being a piece of Alex's advertising.
So he has Jim Garrow on.
They're talking about this.
There's litmus tests for soldiers.
There's no real new information about it.
All Garrow has to say is that the guy he spoke to, he talked to him again and the guy said thank you.
That's about it.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
jordan holmes
Well, that's a good guy then.
dan friesen
Alex keeps pressing for new details.
He's like, is there going to be a false flag?
Did the guy say anything about that?
And Garrow's like, I don't know.
He just said thanks.
jordan holmes
I ran out of imagination.
dan friesen
I admire him not getting deeper into it.
There's a part with these cons that people seem to really...
Really like overcomplicating it.
There's a real impulse to gilding the lily.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And at least he has the good sense to be like, uh-oh, everyone's paying attention to this.
jordan holmes
Nope, I'm good.
dan friesen
I do not want to add layers.
jordan holmes
Did everything I needed to do.
Hey, guys, have you ever heard of a tangled web of lies?
Well, guess what?
You're not getting from this cat right here.
Just a regular old web of lies from me.
Not going to get tangled up at all.
dan friesen
The goal was to impugn and demonize Obama.
That has been achieved.
Any further action will just lead people to realize I'm claiming to run a child trafficking ring and I don't want the law enforcement to get involved there.
jordan holmes
I like that idea.
I can't continue because apparently I accidentally claimed I was committing a very large international crime.
dan friesen
Big clarification.
It wasn't an accident that he revealed that.
He brags about it.
Because he's not actually doing that.
jordan holmes
Oh boy.
Maybe he just didn't realize that what he was describing was a crime on...
unidentified
No!
dan friesen
He said in that interview, people in China don't know what I'm doing in the orphanages because it's fucking illegal.
He's very aware that what he claims to be doing is deeply illegal.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but I think he thinks that it's only illegal in China.
unidentified
Uh-uh.
jordan holmes
Like, I think he thinks that this part of the...
No, he knows that it's illegal here?
dan friesen
Oh, yeah.
jordan holmes
Then why the hell would he...
unidentified
Why would he claim it?
dan friesen
Because he's not doing it.
jordan holmes
I know, but it's still a dumb thing to claim.
dan friesen
Sure.
A lot of people in this Infowars world claim a lot of stupid shit.
Yeah, that's true.
So...
jordan holmes
Special shout-out to Larry Nichols.
dan friesen
I see skies of gray.
jordan holmes
Never gonna get over that.
dan friesen
Never.
So, they're having this interview and there's nothing really new coming from it.
There's nothing that interesting.
And then towards the end of the show, they talk forever.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
They have a very long conversation.
jordan holmes
About anything?
dan friesen
Not really.
unidentified
Not really?
dan friesen
Just kind of Alex...
jordan holmes
Just kind of shooting the shit?
dan friesen
Alex trying to build up any kind of more information, trying to pull more threads out of him, and then also keeps talking about Boykin, like trying to get...
unidentified
Boykin!
dan friesen
Trying to get Garrow to be like, yeah, you got it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it was him.
dan friesen
But he doesn't.
So then, towards the end of the episode, they start taking calls.
And Alex wants to talk to military and police.
And he gets a call from a Marine.
And Alex asks if he's been told to shoot on civilians.
jordan holmes
Oh.
Oh.
dan friesen
Because that's what Alex wants.
He wants...
jordan holmes
Yeah, he wants confirmation.
dan friesen
Yes, absolutely.
And this is not what he needed.
alex jones
Very interesting.
Now, have you guys had anything brought up to you about will you fire on American citizens?
unidentified
I got a recent survey dropped in my email.
I haven't opened it yet, but a couple of my fellow Marines have.
And they said there's some sketchy stuff in there about, you know, what would you do if, you know, Americans did this, did that.
So, I mean, I haven't necessarily opened it yet, but I'm going to...
Go home and open it.
dan friesen
You gotta open that email, man.
jordan holmes
I mean, I assume one of the questions is, what would you do if your child's at home?
unidentified
Goddamn you.
dan friesen
Alright, city high.
unidentified
Calm down.
dan friesen
That's not a good source right there.
I think that's pretty bad.
Hey, have you been told to shoot on America?
jordan holmes
Well, I didn't open the email.
It wasn't even somebody asking you a question.
It was an email that you are optionally asked to fill out.
dan friesen
And you know what's going on there?
He doesn't want to disappoint Alex.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Because the answer there is no.
And he doesn't want to be the person who's a Marine saying no.
He has to give a qualified answer that absolutely the answer is no, but I haven't read this one email that I heard might have something sketchy in it.
That's just trying to be like, I want to help you, Alex.
There's a codependency that goes on between Alex and his audience.
They don't realize it's abusive.
It's deeply abusive.
He's using these people.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's gaslighting writ large.
dan friesen
So, we're done with the 30th.
Dogshit episode.
Real boring.
Nothing that really got me going.
But, we jump in here on the 31st.
Finishing up January.
January will be in our back rearview mirror.
jordan holmes
Are we going out with some fireworks here?
dan friesen
There's some fireworks here.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's nice.
dan friesen
But they're not that great.
They're the kind of fireworks that your parents will allow you to use.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
Sparklers.
Maybe a Roman candle.
jordan holmes
They're not full-on blow-your-hand-off fireworks.
Gotcha.
dan friesen
But we start here with Alex.
Talking to Paul Joseph Watson, and he's bringing up those hacked documents that the caller called in a couple days ago and told him he had found on 4chan and he was afraid for his life to send to Alex.
Paul Joseph Watson has gone over these and he's deemed them to be credible, and now, if you listen to this clip, Alex has fully whitewashed where he got the emails from.
alex jones
Stay there.
I want to get in when we come back to this report you put out that got picked up all over the world concerning this now-admitted hack of a British defense contractor.
dan friesen
So it's no longer a caller told me about these things that he found on 4chan.
jordan holmes
PJW put out a report that has gone worldwide.
dan friesen
All over the world.
jordan holmes
Taken the world by storm.
dan friesen
We have now laundered information.
And if you hadn't listened to the episode when that caller called in, you wouldn't know that's where Alex got this information from.
You might assume that it's some sort of intelligence source.
You might assume that Paul Joseph Watson is a great investigative reporter.
jordan holmes
It's WikiLeaks, you know?
dan friesen
You're wrong.
You're wrong about all this stuff.
jordan holmes
It's just some random dude.
dan friesen
Some fucking dude.
Some dumb-dumb who's hanging out on 4chan told Alex about it, and now here we are.
So, in this next clip, we hear Alex expressing something that I think is very interesting, given the present day.
And that is, he's kind of aware that the document in that leak, or that hack, that talked about imminent false flag in Syria...
jordan holmes
That one's the...
He's aware that's fake.
dan friesen
He seems to know that's fake.
But where he goes from that, wild.
alex jones
Yesterday, when the British defense contractor that you contacted on Monday...
You know, for a comment, finally responded, but to the Russian national news, saying, look, we did get hacked, the thousands of pages of documents, scans of passports.
That's why we said it looked like a real hack.
But we pointed out, could be that somebody inserted fake stuff into the hack.
They're saying the emails where they're discussing a staged chemical event, which has been discussed by the news everywhere, that they were contacted by Qatar.
To be part of this.
unidentified
Cutter.
alex jones
And that they had said, no, we don't want to be part of it.
Now, again, sounds like something the Russians would do.
Hack it, then add BS to it.
Or it could be real.
dan friesen
Huh.
Sounds like something the Russians would do, Alex.
jordan holmes
It's kind of interesting that he came to the same conclusion that we...
dan friesen
It seems weird that he wouldn't have that same sort of idea about present day.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It seems like he might have changed his tune on the things that Russia might do.
dan friesen
Huh, the idea of somebody hacking something for geopolitical purposes in a semi-sophisticated way and disseminating that information through certain channels.
That sounds like something Russia might do.
jordan holmes
That doesn't sound familiar to me.
That doesn't sound familiar to me at all.
I can't think of any real-world parallel to that.
dan friesen
It's interesting.
jordan holmes
Huh.
dan friesen
Interesting stuff.
So that's about all we get about the hacked documents.
There's not a lot of analysis, other than Alex being aware that there are people who are saying that that document was fake, and it is.
jordan holmes
But what if it's not?
dan friesen
What if it's not?
jordan holmes
There we go.
dan friesen
Alex is still operating as if it is, even though he's saying that they say it's fake.
I mean, it hasn't happened yet, but they fucking sue the Daily Mail for posting that, as we discussed.
So, Alex gets to complaining about regulation and how it's impossible to do business anymore.
And then he uses probably one of the worst examples he could.
alex jones
But the point is, is that you can't operate.
Ted Anderson moved out of Minneapolis because of the code and forces harassing him.
I mean, it's a radio network.
And it's guys on the phone, you know, brokers selling gold and silver.
So he moved to St. Paul.
They harassed him out of there.
I mean, every time I talk to Ted, he's got some state agency in his office.
He says, it's not just me.
Minnesota's one of the worst.
He says, it's everybody.
dan friesen
This is in 2013.
Two years later, Ted Anderson would have his gold and silver license revoked by the state of Minnesota.
We'll get into that a little bit later.
But it's just funny to have that be like, you know, they just do all these regulations.
People can't even do business.
Like, if you're trying to run a shady gold operation.
They have questions for you.
jordan holmes
It's bullshit.
I am just trying to screw people out of money here, and they're saying that's bad.
dan friesen
So many regulations.
So, fireworks.
Remember how you said there was fireworks?
jordan holmes
There were sparklers.
dan friesen
Well, I'll call this a sparkler.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
One of our favorite things, I think, on this show, Alex Jones' impressions.
jordan holmes
Love it.
dan friesen
Whenever someone who we didn't know made an album, made an album.
jordan holmes
Fantastic.
dan friesen
Great sorts of things.
jordan holmes
Raptors.
dan friesen
Raptors are also great.
One of my personal favorite things, beyond esoteric, Alex, is fake story, Alex.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
I love a fake story.
jordan holmes
Do we got hot tubs?
Do we got globalists?
What do we got going on?
dan friesen
We got a hot spring coming up here.
jordan holmes
We got a hot spring!
Ooh!
Metastasized what this story has.
dan friesen
This is a two-part story.
And here is the first part about a park ranger that Alex Jones ran into recently at Big Bend National Park.
alex jones
I'm just ranting.
It's just a total takeover.
Okay?
I mean, I'm down there at Big Bend watching illegal aliens go back and forth all day and ride horses on both sides.
Border Patrol does nothing.
They're ordered to stand down.
And I watched the park rangers who most, I'd say hi to them, and they would literally not talk to me.
I shot a video about this.
One guy, I said hi, and he goes, he was like a big, huge guy.
And he actually went like Hulk Hogan.
And then I ran into other people and said, man, we ran into this guy and I described it and go, yeah, that's him.
And they go, yeah, we talked to him and he went, urgh.
So imagine, hey, how you doing?
unidentified
Urgh.
alex jones
And then I'm down there at the Hot Springs.
I'm going back to Watson.
dan friesen
So Paul Joseph Watson's on hold.
jordan holmes
Is he talking about the Hulk?
Does the Hulk work as a park ranger now?
dan friesen
It's closer to Hulk than Hulk Hogan, for sure.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Hogan would be like, my brother.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
The Hulk Hogan would say hello to you.
jordan holmes
At the very least.
dan friesen
Tell you to take your vitamins and pray and all that stuff.
jordan holmes
Probably use a racial slur.
dan friesen
Probably.
So in this next clip, that's the first little fake story.
And it's just fun.
Great.
unidentified
I love it.
jordan holmes
And he met other people who were there.
He's saying that to Alex Jones.
We all get that.
He notices it's Alex and we're like, okay, all right.
What were these other people thinking?
dan friesen
I don't think they're real, first of all.
jordan holmes
Well, obviously.
dan friesen
I ran into other people, and they said that there was a park ranger that went...
unidentified
That would raise a lot of questions.
dan friesen
So that's one park ranger that he ran into at Big Bend.
And here is the story about the next one.
This story did not happen.
alex jones
And then I'm down there at the Hot Springs.
I'm going back to Watson.
Right on the Rio Grande, watching the illegals go back and forth.
We have video of this.
We're finally going to premiere on the Nightly News tonight, because we've been so overwhelmed with more hardcore news.
And we've got people on horseback riding back and forth, broad daylight, and the Border Patrol is there with the park rangers.
I'm sitting there in the natural hot tub by the Rio Grande, just absolutely gorgeous.
And I feel somebody looking at me, and I look up, there's about 15 people in this big hot tub, and there's a park ranger staring right at me like he wants to kill me.
And I wasn't drinking.
We're going to go on another hike after this.
jordan holmes
It sounds like you were drinking.
alex jones
We've just been on a long one, like, I don't know, four miles up a mountain and back down.
And I'm sitting there, and he's looking at me.
And I go, why is he looking at me?
And I look over, and there's a Kurz light sitting next to me and a woman in a red bikini sitting right next to me.
And he's looking at me like it's mine.
And I just knew what he was looking at, and I went, you know, the universal thing on my hands, like, that's not mine.
I said to the guys, we've got to get out of here.
They're about to raid all these people.
And they said, oh, no, they're not.
It was like a bunch of UT lawyer alumni, like 40-year-old guys out there with their girlfriends, and they're throwing a football back and forth.
jordan holmes
It seems like an extraneous detail.
alex jones
And there's a little bitty sign when you drive into that area saying alcohol is not permitted here.
A little bitty sign on the entrance to the road.
I said, we've got to get out of here.
I'm like, oh, you're being paranoid, Rob Dune, my dad, and others who were with us.
You're being paranoid.
And I said, nope.
Get the stuff I'm getting out of here.
I go, they now arrest people who haven't even been drinking.
I know to get out of here.
They go, let us stay 15 more minutes.
And I didn't even get video of this because I had a gut feeling we were going to get arrested.
So we're pulling out.
All of a sudden, Border Patrol shoots in to the parking lot at the Hot Springs there.
This is how crazy this country is.
I'm thinking, oh my gosh, they can do something about all the illegals?
You know, right there coming back and forth across the border in this romantic setting?
And they start putting body armor on.
And then two...
Two more park rangers, but the cop type, pull up.
And they're getting armor on.
And I walk over and throw a water bottle in the trash, the recycler.
And I go, hey, how's it going?
And they're like, hmm, what's going on?
And I'm like, okay.
And then I hear them talking.
They go, all right, I got my tickets ready.
Are you going to back me up?
And they're like, yeah, we're ready to back you up.
And they proceeded.
And again, I was on my vacation.
Usually I would have done something.
Like what?
I'm like, let's get out of here.
I'm getting the GoPro out.
I mean, I brought a camera.
I just can't handle it.
We got some of it on.
I just can't handle it anymore, man.
You can't go anywhere.
And by the way, there were illegals just crossing.
I talked to locals.
They said at night, hundreds come across there and get picked up by coyotes.
The Border Patrol's obviously all paid off.
That's come out on record.
The citizens are the target.
dan friesen
Nope.
I don't believe that story at all.
I believe that probably Alex was drinking in a hot tub or a hot spring and then saw a cop and was like, oh shit, gotta get out of here.
Cheese it.
It's the heat.
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that sounds right.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's about it.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, Big Ben National Park is an amazing natural wonder.
jordan holmes
It's a very romantic setting, I've been told.
dan friesen
Yeah, for him and Rob Dew and his dad to go to.
It's unlike anything else in the country, and I can totally understand why Alex loves it so much and makes it a vacation destination.
There really is so much to appreciate there.
Like you have historical value as the land in the park once served as a home for members of the Comanche and Mescaleros tribes, and artifacts at that time could still be found around the park.
The park is home to a bunch of really cool animals like road runners and jack rabbits, as well as all manner of cactus and wild flowers, all protected by the status that it enjoys as a national park.
I sense a hammer drop.
Thanks to the federal government, that land has remained relatively protected for hundreds of thousands of people a year to visit and enjoy and appreciate.
jordan holmes
Boy, I'm starting to think that maybe the Trump administration has...
dan friesen
Here's the thing.
Big Bend is named after the Big Bend in the Rio Grande River, and the park is situated right at said bend.
You may be aware that the Rio Grande is the technical marker of the boundary between the United States and Mexico.
So on one side of the river, it's the United States, and on the other...
It's not.
Because of the natural beauty and importance of the area to the ecosystem, the land on the Mexican side of the border is also a national park.
Obviously, this makes the area a bit complicated from a political perspective.
What are we even really doing?
jordan holmes
Period.
dan friesen
Anyway, I only bring all this up because you can really tell that Alex loves Big Bend National Park.
He talks about it all the time.
He has tons of stories of being in those hot springs and how much he enjoys going hiking in the canyon with his kids.
That's why it should break his heart that in 2017, when Trump was trying to get his border wall made, Big Bend was seen to as many as the place he could easily That was what tons of people were saying was being discussed.
jordan holmes
It definitely wouldn't be a Pyrrhic victory for the entire United States, destroying our fucking beautiful existence by building an eyesore of a wall and putting goddamn barbed wire on it.
dan friesen
The proposed border wall would, by definition, have to run through Big Bend National Park, and according to every expert, that would mean a complete destruction of the delicate ecosystems protected there.
One easy example of this is the Mexican black bear whose population had been dwindling in the 1950s But because of the protected land of the park was able to fight off extinction and repopulate a border wall would completely Disrupt the bears migratory patterns and could lead to them facing renewed extinction concerns And that's just one of hundreds and hundreds of species that would be rocked by a disruption to the park which be Building a huge wall in the middle of it would absolutely achieve
In one fell swoop, we stand to undo all of that with this border wall.
It's hard to tell how much of the calls to build a wall are just meant to rile up nativist paranoia and fan the flames of xenophobia in an attempt to keep Trump's base engaged, but let's leave that aside for now.
Alex Jones fucking loves Big Ben National Park, and yet he supports Trump building a wall, something that would probably destroy the very hot springs he loves to bathe in.
He's a stupid racist monster who's willing to destroy something he loves to satisfy his desire to hurt immigrants and refugees, or that desire has blinded him to the fact that following through with the plans he supports would destroy something he loves.
I think this is a pretty good microcosm of Alex Jones's life as a whole.
He used to love his radio show, but his blind hatred of the government has led him to slander murder victims, and lawsuits about that have become the proverbial border wall that's completely disrupted the ecosystem of his show.
From an external perspective, there's very little in his public life that doesn't appear to have been completely destroyed as a result of him pursuing his petty hatreds far past the point where any sane person would see destructive consequences coming.
So to put this more succinctly, Alex Jones sucks and is a total idiot.
And conversely, national parks rule, and we need to do everything we can to protect them.
jordan holmes
Yes, I agree.
It was a little bit more poetic the first time you put it.
The summation was a little less...
dan friesen
More of a fuck you.
jordan holmes
It was more crass, I would say.
dan friesen
Also, a small point, illegal border crossings in the Big Bend area are absolutely not a major concern.
For one, they're talking about building a 30-foot wall when a lot of the Rio Grande runs in between 1,500-foot canyon walls on either side.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
A 2003 study by the Department of Justice explicitly says this about people who cross the border in Brewster County, the county where Big Bend Park is located.
Quote, undocumented persons crossing through Big Bend National Park often die from lack of water or exposure to the elements.
According to the county sheriff, often their bodies are not found until their remains have skeletonized.
In terms of any crime that's described in that report about immigration patterns, one of the main things in Brewster County is, quote, rural burglaries.
That's a crime that they have to be concerned about there.
A county official had this to say about that.
Quote, I've had people break into my house, get something to eat when I'm not home, wash the dishes, and leave them by the sink with a few pesos.
jordan holmes
Well, that's nice.
dan friesen
How cool is that?
jordan holmes
That is a really nice thing for somebody to do.
Campfire rules.
Campfire rules.
Leave it better than when you found it.
dan friesen
And he doesn't seem to care about that at all.
The idea of people breaking in, taking food, leaving a couple coins.
jordan holmes
It did seem like he was fine with it.
dan friesen
By the way, that's not in the 19...
That was in 2003, that report.
jordan holmes
I think people are generally good.
dan friesen
I do, too.
And another official had this to say in the report.
She describes how she keeps her bunkhouse stocked with food, and, quote, if people come needing food, I've told my foreman to give it to them.
So there is a real strong sense that the people in this county don't see immigration coming through as a big concern.
There isn't a ton of it.
A lot of the people who come through end up dying because of the desert that's there that they have to cross through.
And they are more interested in helping people not die.
Than they are with whatever Alex's concerns are.
jordan holmes
Well, they are criminalizing helping people not die at the border.
dan friesen
Well, now?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
There are...
What?
How many people have been arrested and charged with fucking 20-year sentences?
dan friesen
Only 1% of their law enforcement budget in Brewster County had to do with undocumented immigrants.
jordan holmes
So you're saying that they aren't using Brewster's millions?
dan friesen
No.
The county had to pay four times as much for autopsies and burials of bodies of undocumented immigrants that they found in the county than they did for law enforcement purposes.
So I think there's a load of bullshit that Alex is spitting.
jordan holmes
Naturally.
dan friesen
Also, this is going to drift into a bit of trivia, but did you know that the name of the adjacent county to Brewster County, do you know what it is?
jordan holmes
Padgett?
dan friesen
It's Jeff Davis County, named after the fucking president of the Confederacy.
That's one of four...
jordan holmes
You can do that?
dan friesen
Yeah, apparently.
jordan holmes
That's not good.
dan friesen
And guess what?
That's one of four counties in the country that are named after Jefferson Davis.
All of them in the Deep South.
In Georgia, Texas, Mississippi, and Jefferson Davis Parish in Louisiana.
Kansas had a county named after him, but even fucking Kansas realized that was fucked up and changed its name back in 1869.
23 counties in Texas, or approximately 10% of the counties in the entire state, are named for Confederate.
Yep.
jordan holmes
Goddammit.
dan friesen
Including Brewster County, named after Henry Percy Brewster, who was a colonel in the Confederate Army.
unidentified
Jesus.
dan friesen
It's not so easy to find counties named after abolitionists.
Georgia likes to claim that Douglas County was named after Frederick Douglas, and that's technically true.
It was named after him in 1870 when the county was created, but pretty soon after that, Confederate Democrats regained power in the government and changed the name of the county.
It's still called Douglas, but now it's spelled with one less S in honor of Stephen Douglas, an Illinois politician who ran against Lincoln for president and supported slavery as being protected by states' rights.
Douglass literally believed that the Declaration of Independence only applied to white people, saying, quote, this government was made by our fathers on the white basis, made by white men for the benefit of white men and their posterity forever.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
So that's just a little bit of like, hey, pull back the curtain a tiny bit.
What do you see?
unidentified
Oh, that's good.
jordan holmes
That's not cool.
That's not cool.
Changing the name from...
Frederick, just removing an S and then being like, guess what?
Instead of Frederick Douglass, we're going to go with the most...
Hey, let's call it Strom Thurmond County, for Christ's sake.
dan friesen
No, it is pretty wild, the idea that they were that petty.
They're like, we'll keep the name, but spell it differently so we know.
jordan holmes
What a bunch of dicks.
dan friesen
So anyway, that started out with Alex telling a fake story about going to Big Bend and having this run-in with imaginary police.
And then we realized that he supports a politician who would...
See that park destroyed.
Of course.
And in this next clip, Alex pretends to cry about his time at Big Bend National Park.
alex jones
And later I ran into a woman at the lodge that night.
She said there were a bunch of tickets being given out and one guy was being put in handcuffs.
I just can't handle it anymore, man.
I can't even go down and just be at a national park.
I am the prey.
I am the food.
I am the food.
And I knew.
I said, we're food.
Let's get out of here.
I mean, I can't handle it anymore.
I'm sorry, Watson.
I've had you on hold.
Finish up with Syria.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
You forget that Paul's been on hold this whole time.
jordan holmes
Finish up with Syria?
dan friesen
Because he's still talking about those fake documents.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
Park rangers are like, anyways, finish up on Assad burning and murdering thousands upon thousands of his own people.
dan friesen
And it's interesting that Alex is like, I knew we were food.
Let's get out of here.
What you're describing when you're talking about being food is getting a ticket for drinking somewhere that drinking isn't allowed.
That's an open container violation.
That's federal property.
It's a national park.
If they say there's no drinking there, that's the rules.
Do you think you can drink at the courthouse?
Just hang out with a 40 at the courthouse?
It's not going to fly.
jordan holmes
No.
I did meet a guy who did some coke in a courthouse one time, and that's during his trial for cocaine possession.
dan friesen
But I bet it wasn't like he didn't make a show of it.
jordan holmes
They would have given him at least a ticket.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And being food implies something worse than a warning or maybe a small citation.
I bet any of those people, if you were drinking a Coors at the hot spring and you're not allowed to, I'm sure someone would come over and be like, hey, pour that out.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It doesn't even seem like it would be...
The first time that a park ranger saw that, they'd just be like, hey, come on, cut it out and throw it away.
Don't litter, you piece of shit.
dan friesen
Yeah, more or less.
jordan holmes
Or he also would have gone, ugh.
dan friesen
I have no sympathy for Alex pretending he's food and overhyping his food.
Sort of victimhood, aggrievement mentality as it relates to him going to a national park that I would love to be in right now!
jordan holmes
Yeah, that would be great.
dan friesen
You don't like the outdoors.
jordan holmes
I don't like the outdoors, but I do like national parks.
Oh, I do.
dan friesen
You just like the gift shops in them?
jordan holmes
No, not...
unidentified
Fuck you.
What?
dan friesen
You like the indoors?
Why would you want to be outdoors?
jordan holmes
Of course, but I mean, it's a park, man.
I don't know what it is about parks that gets me.
No, I know.
I get it.
You're looking at me like I'm an insane person.
dan friesen
No, because you're contradicting yourself.
What about going camping at a national park?
jordan holmes
I don't know.
I don't like camping.
I do like going to a national park, though.
This is a really complicated...
dan friesen
Just to take a little walk?
Yes!
jordan holmes
It's nice!
I don't want to go camping anywhere.
dan friesen
You're nuts.
jordan holmes
But I want to take a nice little walk.
dan friesen
All right, whatever.
So, in this next clip, Alex has a guest, and it's Larry Pratt from Gun Owners for America.
jordan holmes
Great.
dan friesen
Who is a mess.
In this next clip, though, he makes clear that Alex has been bragging a ton about his appearance on Piers Morgan, but also Larry Pratt has been on Piers Morgan, and they got into a little bit of a fight that got way less media attention.
But it apparently has been boosting the membership roles and applications for Gun Owners for America.
And in this clip, Larry Pratt thanks Piers Morgan.
unidentified
And then Piers Morgan, bless his British heart, I think,
frankly, not only did he help our membership and the NRA's membership, but I think he provided what we may look back and say that was a pivotal moment when he started lecturing yours truly about how the United States ought to operate with that.
That bloody supercilious British accent of his, that just kind of fills most Americans right up to the gag point.
dan friesen
So this highlights a very important thing that people need to realize.
jordan holmes
That he can correctly use the word supercilious.
dan friesen
And confuse Alex.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's not as important.
I think we could have taken that as read.
Although it is interesting to hear Larry Pratt.
Larry Pratt's a reasonably smart guy.
He can form some sentences better than Alex anyway.
The thing that's important is that These people...
I'm going to go ahead and call Larry Pratt a fascist for a specific reason that we'll get to in a moment.
But when you have people like this who have nefarious intent and you allow them access to your platforms, if you don't be very careful with it, you help them.
Larry Pratt is expressing very clearly to Alex, we used Piers Morgan as a useful idiot.
He didn't understand the game we were playing.
We played the game.
There's a fight.
He's stupid.
We won.
And that is what happens when you don't push back.
Now, the reason that I'm calling him a fascist is because he was at the Rocky Mountain Rendezvous that had the KKK and the neo-Nazis and Louis Dean, all those folks back in the day that we talked about not too long ago.
Larry Pratt is an OG.
So he, for whatever...
behind that that is far darker.
And even if he doesn't express outright white supremacy in neo-Nazi, Mm-hmm.
jordan holmes
The left, and Piers Morgan isn't even, fuck Piers Morgan.
Apparently he's very important in the history of the fucking gun movement.
dan friesen
Yeah, changed the whole game.
jordan holmes
Yeah, we're going to look back at it as a pivotal moment.
dan friesen
I think they might.
jordan holmes
I think so too, which is what makes it so much more infuriating that Piers Morgan has had such an outsized effect on America.
dan friesen
It's very strange.
jordan holmes
But what's a common recurring theme is that they're playing a different game.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And nobody...
You think you're playing one game, and they're not playing that game.
dan friesen
I don't think we were even really all that aware of that until spending this much time looking at deconstructing Alex and his associates and then some of these offshoot folks.
I don't think that we would be aware of that if it wasn't for deep immersion in this.
And yeah, I think that a lot of people are...
It's so much easier with social media.
They can run these games so much easier, capitalizing the quick attention span aspect of social media.
But yeah, 100%, they are playing a different game.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, and that's just even more obvious when you, in the context of McConnell's Supreme Court shit.
People calling him hypocritical is insane to me.
He's always been...
This is a consistent thing.
He was full of shit then.
He's full of shit now.
He's playing the game better than you because you think you're playing a different game.
dan friesen
Yeah, and accusations of hypocrisy play into his other game.
It's a charge that won't get you where you need to go.
Because anybody who you need to convince that...
McConnell isn't above board isn't going to be convinced by accusations of hypocrisy because they see the hypocrisy as being in effect of their benefit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, of course.
dan friesen
And so you can't...
jordan holmes
That's the game.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And people who are playing that other game understand what accusations are totally...
jordan holmes
Fine.
dan friesen
Yeah, they're impotent to hurt them.
jordan holmes
Not even just, not impotent, but almost a rallying cry as well.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Like, it'll circle the wagons.
How dare you criticize?
dan friesen
Or you can wink at it.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, I am hypocritical.
unidentified
Yeah, of course.
dan friesen
But I'm your hypocrite.
jordan holmes
I mean, that's why he got a huge laugh whenever he said it.
Everybody was like, ha ha ha, of course you would.
Because everybody knew, of course you would.
If somebody said to me, when McConnell was pulling that bullshit with Garland, That it was just like, well, you know what?
At least he'll be ideologically consistent.
And if a Supreme Court seat opens up in an election year, I'm sure he'll do the same thing.
I would have wanted to punch them so hard because it was obvious it was bullshit.
dan friesen
Yeah, totally.
So in this next clip, we get to finally something about Sandy Hook here on January 31st.
There hasn't been much talk about it, which further reinforces my sort of feeling that Alex...
On a visceral level, it doesn't care that much.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
In the same way that when that Waleed Shubat caller called in, Alex didn't really resonate.
He didn't, like, I don't really care about it.
Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
I think on just an emotional level, he doesn't really care about Sandy Hook stuff.
He's interested in the opportunism of the conspiracy theory community that's growing around it, but he doesn't really care that much.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's just a prop.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So he doesn't talk about it a lot.
But he has this bit of news that he's come into.
alex jones
Sandy Hook chorus to sing at the Super Bowl.
And that's a way to take the 70 million viewers, the number one show in North America, and to shove a bunch of anti-Second Amendment garbage down our throats and re-invoke all this.
Hey, how about we have...
jordan holmes
Re-invoke?
alex jones
The choir from Mexico of schools where the drug cartels or government comes in and kills, you know, 100 people.
They've almost had 60,000 killed, more than Vietnam the last six years.
Why don't we have that?
Or, you know, kids killed by fast and furious guns.
The president ordered ship down there.
Why don't we have the family of the dead Border Patrol agents killed by fast and furious guns of the police officers?
How about they go and sing at this event?
I mean, they are just...
Shoving this garbage down our throat.
Absolutely shoving it wholesale down our throat.
dan friesen
My response to that is, okay, let's get those guires.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
unidentified
Why not?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Was that bad?
dan friesen
I don't know.
It's strange.
It's just a way of trying to, like, it's whataboutism.
Yeah.
Oh, you're going to celebrate these survivors of a school shooting.
Well, why don't you celebrate?
Every!
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
One from all time in other countries and everywhere around the world.
If you do one example of this behavior, you must do all of it.
You know what?
jordan holmes
Maybe that would work.
dan friesen
I think Alex would still complain.
jordan holmes
Maybe when we saw the real fucking consequence of this bullshit, everybody might actually fucking get it.
dan friesen
That's sort of a Cloward and Piven approach to publicizing the victims of gun violence.
And I think Alex would have a new complaint if he did that, which is like, why are there so many victims?
Somehow still not to address the central issue.
Now, the thing that I find very interesting about this is that this will become a large conspiracy.
Now, I don't know what Alex does with it, but one of the things that, like, James Tracy was putting out was this idea that some of the children that were said to have died in the shooting were actually singing at the Super Bowl.
That becomes a large conspiracy that goes around the internet.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So the idea that Alex is mad about the Sandy Hook choir singing at the Super Bowl is interesting to me.
Because that doesn't seem to be present in what he's saying here.
But we're still a little ways off from the Super Bowl.
jordan holmes
From the actual...
God, that's such a dumb conspiracy theory.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That is ascribing your level of stupidity to your enemies.
And it is just so unfortunate.
dan friesen
Yeah, but I'm interested to see how this morphs.
Like, does Alex pick up on any of that?
He's clearly mad about the choir being at the Super Bowl.
He's got to attack it somehow, and it's kind of tough to find an angle on it other than what he's already said, which is get those kids from the schools in Mexico, which I don't think that's a potent attack, because I think most people would be like, you bet.
Let's go to school.
jordan holmes
I think he's going to go off...
They did a really terrible arrangement of Ave Maria, so I think that's how he's going to criticize them.
dan friesen
I mean, if he wants to go for that, then I'd play him Larry Nichols' album.
jordan holmes
Well, Larry Nichols isn't playing at the Super Bowl yet.
dan friesen
That's right, next year.
If he survives, we'll get him.
I think it's also super weird that Larry Nichols hasn't shown up at all in this 2012-2013 time.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
Steve Pachanek hasn't shown up at all.
I really expected him to show up by this point.
Alex has been saying PSYOP a lot more in the last three or four days that I've been looking.
I don't think that means anything, but it is a word that's associated with Steve.
I don't know.
It's really weird.
You'd expect a lot more of these regular people to have been there.
Because this is now...
A whole month and a week, a month and a half almost, that I've listened to straight of 2012, 2013.
jordan holmes
Nothing.
dan friesen
Not really.
Just gun dudes, man.
It's just Larry Pratt, Stuart Rhodes from the Oath Keepers, and...
A bunch of scam people.
And then Jim Garrow certainly making the rounds.
jordan holmes
Yeah, a bunch of bullshit, made up bullshit.
dan friesen
Yeah, there's not a ton.
But we do get a guest here that's very familiar to us.
Alex is screaming about financial collapse.
And then the most predictable thing ever happens.
jordan holmes
There it is.
alex jones
And they've got articles about the economy contracted faster than they thought.
Oh, you didn't think massive payroll tax increases would contract things?
And they said, poor people, we're going to cut your taxes.
They raised them.
And then there's an investment tax and all these new ones.
Gold trades near one week high on U.S. economy, Fed stimulus.
U.S. stocks fall as investors weigh earnings economy.
U.S. unemployment.
You know, all of this report, IRS hiring new employees.
Well, somebody's hiring.
Of course, all the elites are basically left alone.
I wanted to bring up Ted Anderson, and yeah, it's going to be a gold pitch, but that's not why he's really here.
dan friesen
Okay.
All right, bro.
jordan holmes
He's done that a lot on this show, where he's like...
Let me see.
I was at the park.
I wasn't drinking.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
You didn't need to...
dan friesen
You know that someone's going to think you're drinking, right?
That's what you're doing here.
jordan holmes
Because you were drinking.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So yeah, he's like, I know it's a gold pitch, but that's not what we're doing.
Well, yeah, it is.
jordan holmes
Why didn't you say that?
You could have just not said that.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And also, it's not Bob Chapman, because I have some bad news.
Bob Chapman died in June 2012.
So he's already dead at this point.
He's already passed on.
jordan holmes
How's it down to Grand Prix?
dan friesen
Bad news.
Oh, shit.
So he has to shortcut it now.
He doesn't have Bob Chapman to help him sell Ted's gold.
He has to just straight shoot it.
I haven't seen Ted really come up in this 2012 period either, so this is interesting to me.
I find that pretty...
It's not that interesting.
It's only interesting in as much as he showed up a lot.
In 2009.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So now, four years later, it's...
But I think that's also probably partially because he's taken on, like, Beyond Tangy Tangerine and Longevity.
He's taken on a few other sponsors, so maybe Ted doesn't have as much central importance anymore.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And he also, of course, has Frank Bates and his weird device.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
Oh, boy.
So they, you know, it's a gold pitch.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
But that's not what he's really here for.
dan friesen
No, but it turns out what he is there to do...
jordan holmes
Is read limericks and sell soap.
And he's all out of soap.
dan friesen
No, that's Marty Schachter, who might also be dead by 2013.
unidentified
I'm not entirely sure he seemed very old.
dan friesen
No, what he's there to do is he's there to shit on other gold companies that were running ads on Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh shows.
jordan holmes
So he's running negative attack ads?
dan friesen
He's having Alex do it.
That's for sure.
So here's that.
alex jones
But I called Ted this morning.
I said, I heard a radio ad last night on one of the biggest talk show hosts in this country.
And I'm not even going to say names.
You know who it is.
They've been in trouble for this before.
And I said, what were they really selling stuff for?
We're going to skip this network break because I'm so far behind.
I can do this.
Plus, it's important to get this out.
So stations shouldn't be going over this in about three months because it's a network break.
unidentified
But Ted...
alex jones
I called Tech because I know about the gold and silver business pretty good.
I've been in it for 17 years, and Ted started the network 15 years ago, so I've been working with him 17 years.
About 16, he was a sponsor right away when I was on local radio.
unidentified
What?
alex jones
Because I went out and shopped and found the real folks and did some research and I've been with Ted ever since.
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
And I heard this ad for a coin.
And I knew the coin was 150% higher than it should be.
It's great for a company to have 5% maybe on something that was hard to get a 10% markup.
That's great.
You've got to be able to make money to keep your lights on, hold the stuff, sell it, do all that.
On average, Ted's got about a 5% markup.
He's got deals where he loses money, where you can get two silver dollars at cost, two films, and a book for free.
jordan holmes
He has deals where he loses money.
Sure.
alex jones
I'm not differentiating the competition.
That's the oldest trick in the book, saying their hamburgers are crap.
dan friesen
Literally what you're doing.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, that's exactly what you're doing.
alex jones
Check this out for yourself.
A lot of the big national talk show hosts, one of them lives right here in Texas, moved down here.
I'm just going to leave it at that.
Got in trouble for stuff with 100% markup.
This is 150, I was hearing.
And it just blows me away that Ted Anderson, on average, is about a 5% markup.
And that Ted is doing such a good job at what he's doing, and I just think people need to know.
dan friesen
They do need to know.
jordan holmes
Two years later, he did such a good job!
dan friesen
Yeah, we mentioned it earlier, and we talked about it on the show before, but it's worth reminding anyone who hasn't listened to our back catalog that Ted Anderson, the guy who syndicates Alex's show and is one of his biggest sponsors through Midas Resources, is no longer legally allowed to sell precious metals.
About two years after this episode came out, Ted got in trouble with the state of Minnesota and they revoked his license because he, quote, misappropriated customers' money and misrepresented terms of sale to them.
The state found that Midas Resources, quote, routinely failed without prior agreement to deliver bouillon coins to its customers within 30 days of payment and otherwise misrepresented to customers the terms of sale.
He was kicked out of the precious metals business and had to pay...
Pay back hundreds of thousands of dollars to customers in restitution.
Ted Anderson is running a shady as shit gold company.
So it makes it a little hard to swallow that Alex is just having him on here to sincerely complain about some other gold company running ads on Rush or Glenn Beck's show with markups that offended him.
It's straight bullshit.
He is doing this.
I don't know why he's doing it.
I mean, it's just shading the competition, you know?
jordan holmes
Why do they do anything that they do?
dan friesen
It's one of these things that if you were doing this and you're working with this scammy fucking gold operation, don't call other gold operations scammy.
That's going to draw attention to how scammy you are.
I know that apparently in practice it doesn't work that way.
jordan holmes
No, it does not.
dan friesen
It turns out that that is the exact opposite of the way the world works.
If you're running a scam, accuse everyone of doing the exact same thing you're doing.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it works.
dan friesen
That's weird to me.
jordan holmes
That's what Trump literally did to get elected president.
dan friesen
It's so weird that the world works that way, because it should work the opposite.
jordan holmes
It does seem like that.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Oh, they're corrupt.
They're taking money.
They're doing all this stuff.
Hillary's evil.
And then he just did all of that.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
All of it.
dan friesen
But this appearance is, and it is a gold sale, as Alex has pointed out.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But what it's really about is condemning these other companies for being shady as a way of making sure that people trust Ted.
Making them look bad is in service of building up Ted's credibility, as you can hear in this next clip.
alex jones
I got Ted on about financial news, but I'm just an honest person, you know, with a little gold pitch in there as a sponsor.
I just start plugging what I believe in.
Midas Resources is the place, and when it comes to bullying...
When it comes to bullion, with people that actually sell it to you, you'll see some deals occasionally.
Because I've looked around before.
I've seen deals where they claim something.
You call up, oh, we're out of that, but we have this.
You don't get that with Midas Resources.
jordan holmes
You don't get anything with Midas Resources.
alex jones
Hits the escape pod, you know, the ejection seat on brokers in about 10 seconds when he discovers, you know, anything.
Because, again, the whole gold and silver industry, because people don't have the facts, is a snake pit.
That's why I'm telling you, ladies and gentlemen, Midas Resources.
dan friesen
So, I mean, he's even saying that, like, this is a business that's full of fucking shady people, but not my guy.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
My guy, 5% markup.
He is losing money most of the time.
Lost leaders.
He just wants to get you the best deal.
That's fucking used car salesmanship, but for gold.
jordan holmes
Oh, 100%.
dan friesen
I mean, it's gross.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I mean, to see within a couple days span, this kind of...
Shilling for Ted Anderson's gold.
And the Longevity Can Cure Cancer study.
You just got, like, you got a gross, gross business model here.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think capitalism is great.
dan friesen
He doesn't give a shit.
jordan holmes
Nope.
dan friesen
So, we have one more clip here.
And in terms of this clip, it's wise to remember that after Alex had James Tracy, the guy who thinks that people at Sandy Hook were actors, After he had him on the show and saw that there was a video that got 10 million views on YouTube about those Sandy Hook conspiracies, he started to change the way he covered things, particularly school shootings.
We saw the Lone Star College shooting where he was saying that CNN was covering things up.
And trying to find a false flag angle on it.
And then he realized that the school was pretty much all black people being interviewed and he decided it was gang related.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Now on the 31st, right at the end of the show, there's another school shooting.
And here is how Alex covers it.
alex jones
Absolutely.
We've got some breaking news, Ted, just briefly here.
School officials confirmed shooting at Atlanta Middle School.
Sounds like a gang related deal.
14 year old shot.
And it goes on to say the parents, even though the shooting's been over a while, are not allowed to pick up their children.
So the government's setting that precedent where you can't get your kids, and they teach them to get the fetal position to hopefully get a higher death count so they can take our guns.
That's Fox News, foxnews.com reporting that.
And obviously, drudgereport.com will have it all.
We'll have the latest at infowars.com.
PrisonPlanet.tv.
Ted, what about the two silver dollars for $72?
dan friesen
Yikes.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
No more coverage of that shooting.
jordan holmes
That is...
That's disgraceful on so many, many, many, many levels.
That is a fucking...
Disgrace!
dan friesen
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
So the story that Alex is covering here is about a shooting that took place at Price Middle School in Atlanta, Georgia.
A 15-year-old student was shot by a 14-year-old who...
I'm sorry, a 15-year-old student shot a 14-year-old who thankfully survived.
A resource officer at the school was able to get the shooter to drop his weapon, and he was taken into custody.
Now, why might you think that Alex was so quick to decide that this was a gang-related shooting?
jordan holmes
Well, I'm sure it has nothing to do with Atlanta being black Mecca.
dan friesen
Well, and I'm also sure that it has nothing to do with the fact that Price Middle School has a student population that's a 95% black.
jordan holmes
I don't think it has anything to do with those.
dan friesen
That's probably a coincidence.
jordan holmes
I don't think it has anything to do with those things.
dan friesen
In February, police would come out and say that they were investigating a gang angle to the shooting.
But that information wasn't out when Alex dismissed the shooting as not even really being worth covering.
I can find zero confirmation or details about the conclusion of the gang investigation, but even if the police are 100% correct when they suggested that this could be the result of two gangs fighting, that doesn't change shit.
I don't particularly trust the flippant definition of the word gang when it's applied to black youths by police, particularly when it's short on any details.
And details are absent from the reporting on this story, even in the articles that I can find.
The victim's mother was...
Publicly very clear that her son wasn't involved in any gangs, and no one alleging gang involvement has provided any concrete information.
Plus, and most importantly, even if this was a gang-related shooting, it doesn't make Alex right.
He had zero reason to assume it was a gang shooting other than he saw that all the students at that school were black.
That's the only piece of information he's operating off of, and that by definition means he's operating entirely off of racial prejudice.
Also, parents couldn't pick up their kids from the school because they'd been evacuated to a nearby church where they were on a short lockdown before they got the whole situation sorted out.
There's nothing suspicious about that at all.
So what you have here is Alex does not really care about this.
Nope.
And it's pretty easy to see the trend.
You can see why.
This would be suspicious in a vacuum.
That clip would be suspicious in a vacuum.
By itself, no other context.
You'd be like, huh.
Okay, he's just going to dismiss that story.
Okay.
jordan holmes
And then sell some shit.
dan friesen
Sell some silver.
jordan holmes
Immediately.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
But that selling part is kind of, that's in his bones.
It is.
It's not that weird.
jordan holmes
It is.
It is.
dan friesen
But I'm saying, devoid of context, that desire to dismiss this story as gang-related shooting, you're like, huh, that's weird.
But when you take it in the context of the larger world that the end of January 2013 Alex is existing in, where he wants to tap into the Sandy Hook market, he wants to find his own...
It's the General Boykin narrative offshoot that he wants to make of the Sandy Hook conspiracy stuff.
He wants to find that, and so he's trying to sift through, using his pan...
To sift through all of the school shootings, and whenever something's not gold, he's like, ah, fuck it.
jordan holmes
This is the school shooting I don't want, so, hey, somebody got...
And why did he even say it, other than somebody sent him real quick, oh, school shooting, breaking news, school shooting, oh, never mind, it's in Atlanta, black people don't give a shit.
dan friesen
Oh, I'm positive that what happened is that he got it from the producers, they shot over an article to him, and he saw that it was all black people in the photo, and he's like, ah, I don't know.
I got nothing on this.
Now, what I'm saying, though, is that the bigger context of this Sandy Hook reclamation that he needs to do, that's the larger context that this lives in.
And the Lone Star shooting coverage is the more specific context that this lives in.
When he was covering that, so excited that it was possibly a false flag that he was going to get the information on, and when he started to realize, ah, this isn't anything and it's all black people, he's like, immediately, ah, this is gang-related.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
The fact that he goes to that so quickly in both of these instances, that what's the similarity?
Predominantly black schools.
It means that that's how his brain works.
This isn't worth attention.
It's not worth feeling anything about.
Fuck it.
It's gangs.
jordan holmes
Who even cares if somebody in a gang gets shot, Dan?
It's a gang shooting, so you know what?
dan friesen
He definitely does.
I mean, he's literally expressed that before.
jordan holmes
Right?
dan friesen
Yeah.
I don't know.
I mean, what you see here in this episode, I think, is not a ton of development in terms of Sandy Hook stuff, but a lot of racism.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
There is a lot of bigotry on here that is...
It's the sort of bigotry that Alex thrives on, because it's that bigotry that isn't saying the N-word.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's not saying that, like, I don't know, Mexicans are worse than us, or anything like that.
But it's just as bad.
jordan holmes
It's presumptive profiling.
dan friesen
Well, that's one version of it, absolutely.
It's just as potent as overt bigotry.
And maybe worse, because it has that plausible deniability attached to it.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
And it's a bit more insidious.
So I don't like to see that.
That's always a bummer.
But at the same time, it's so interesting that that's consistent.
jordan holmes
That he's always been racist.
dan friesen
And then his Islamophobia is not.
That's very weird to me.
unidentified
Don't get me wrong.
jordan holmes
Actually, I don't think that's weird.
I think that's the regular progression for a lot of these people that, as they age, they just add more and more to the list of things they hate.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Especially if they're bigots already.
dan friesen
Well, sure.
There's something to that.
But I do think it's interesting that most people like this wouldn't just by default be like, I'll hate them just in case.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You know?
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
It seems like what you would do, but I don't know.
Anyway, we'll be back on Monday.
I don't know how else to submit this episode.
I mean, it's just...
jordan holmes
Big giant racist.
dan friesen
There's nothing in it in terms of what we're looking for.
jordan holmes
Scamming big, giant racists.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
There we go.
dan friesen
I mean, there's nothing that we're looking for in terms of the Sandy Hook stuff, but there's so much of running a fraud, being a bigot.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Well, he's got a job to do.
dan friesen
No, I feel you.
jordan holmes
And being a fraud and a bigot is his gig.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's a bit of a holding pattern that he's in in terms of conspiracy and narratives of Sandy Hook and shit.
But it's just full steam ahead in demonize Obama, demonize the left, call for impeachment, guns are under threat.
jordan holmes
It does seem like he's waiting for the next school shooting.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
The next one that fits his purposes, and then he'll really have stuff.
dan friesen
It's like waiting to pounce.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Right now, he's just like, I still gotta go do the show, but I'm not gonna do the show until I get that.
dan friesen
I worry that the pounce is the Boston bombing.
jordan holmes
You think so?
dan friesen
I'm worried about that.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know.
It's possible.
jordan holmes
It's a couple months away, though, right?
It's in April.
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I'm worried that that's why he responded so strongly to it immediately.
Because he does call it a false flag and everything on air while he's interviewing Richard Belzer.
It's possible that this is all priming the pump for that.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I kind of hope something happens before then.
Because that's a while.
jordan holmes
There's going to be another school shooting in between.
dan friesen
That's true.
jordan holmes
There's what?
I mean, in 2013?
dan friesen
For a lot.
jordan holmes
I bet there's at least four before April.
dan friesen
I'm sure there is.
jordan holmes
Maybe not hugely publicized ones, but yeah.
dan friesen
So we'll see.
We will find out what happened in the past and see how Alex behaved with it.
Spoiler alert.
jordan holmes
Won't be good.
dan friesen
No matter what it is, not going to be good.
But we have a website.
It's knowledgefight.com.
jordan holmes
Indeed it is.
We are on Twitter.
dan friesen
At knowledge underscore fight.
jordan holmes
And I'm at go-to-bed Jordan.
dan friesen
And we're on Facebook.
jordan holmes
We are on Facebook.
You can download our podcast.
dan friesen
All over the place.
jordan holmes
At all places.
dan friesen
Every website has a download button.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Every single one.
jordan holmes
Even some payphones.
You can just go right by, if you're in a rural area and you've still got a payphone, you can just walk right up there and download the show.
dan friesen
Uh-huh.
jordan holmes
Yep.
Dial star four four.
dan friesen
I completely zoned out.
I don't know why, but I was good.
My brain was like, I am not accepting this.
I will not accept the charges.
Fair enough.
For this collect call download of the podcast.
unidentified
Yes.
jordan holmes
I see.
dan friesen
I've already used Jim Garrow.
jordan holmes
Yeah, we can't.
I mean, the park has definitely killed people.
unidentified
Ooh!
dan friesen
Ooh!
jordan holmes
That park ranger?
dan friesen
No.
Ron Paul's friend who didn't show up.
Ron Paul's friend who canceled on Alex as a guest.
Whose name I can't remember.
Probably didn't kill anybody.
But one guy who technically probably did, Alex Jones.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
jordan holmes
Hello, Alex.
unidentified
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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