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Jan. 25, 2019 - Knowledge Fight
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#256: January 17-23, 2019

Today, Dan and Jordan take a little glimpse at what Alex Jones is up to in the present day. The gents discuss the predictability of his modern narratives, the absurdity of his stories about his own life, and how a new revelation could change everything about how he should be covered in the present.

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alex jones
12:41
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dan friesen
01:14:50
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jordan holmes
29:47
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pastor david manning
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hi, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
alex jones
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
unidentified
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes who like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen
Hi.
jordan holmes
Dan!
dan friesen
Yep.
Did you come prepared with a question this time?
jordan holmes
I was actually wondering where we are at on Hot Sauce Watch.
dan friesen
Hot Sauce Watch?
What do you mean by that?
jordan holmes
I mean, we occasionally check in with how you feel about hot sauces.
unidentified
Nothing?
jordan holmes
You're still on the ghost pepper?
dan friesen
No, I bought this Carolina...
Creeper puree.
jordan holmes
Right, we talked about that.
dan friesen
We've been dabbling in that a little bit.
My parents, in a little Christmas package, they sent over these Yellowbird sauces from Austin.
I think it's an Austin company.
And I think most of them are trash.
They taste pretty bad.
It's not that they're too hot, but they taste pretty bad.
No offense, Yellowbird.
Well, we lost a sponsor.
jordan holmes
I think that one actually we could have gotten if we'd really shot the mood on that one.
dan friesen
Well, I don't know how to answer that.
And honestly, I think a little bit of my heat adventures and stuff like that is on a little bit of a hold.
Because to let the listener know, I'm planning on moving in the beginning of April and getting a new apartment.
And one of the things I'm going to focus on there is building a little garden inside my apartment and try and grow some peppers.
Make my own kind of hot sauce.
See if I can figure that out.
That's an adventure I'd like to go on.
jordan holmes
That sounds fun!
dan friesen
Yeah, just for shits and giggles.
Just to see if you can make your own hot sauce, that's great!
Like grow from seeds.
So I want to explore that.
jordan holmes
That's awesome.
dan friesen
And then also make my own giardiniera.
jordan holmes
I don't know what that is.
dan friesen
Yeah, you do.
unidentified
You live in Chicago.
jordan holmes
I know, I'm just kidding.
dan friesen
People outside of Chicago may not.
It's sort of...
How do you describe it?
Sort of a relish-y kind of thing?
jordan holmes
Yeah, I would say, yeah.
dan friesen
It's a condiment.
jordan holmes
It's thick.
dan friesen
It's a condiment, like it's oil, like it's spicy.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
There's like peppers, cucumber, not cucumbers, like celery, carrots, cauliflower.
I think that most giardinero sucks.
It's too busy.
jordan holmes
It's very busy and thick.
dan friesen
You could narrow it down to like two or three ingredients and make like a really good condiment.
So I'm going to explore those things.
jordan holmes
I think you just described a relish, though.
Maybe.
dan friesen
I'm going to explore those things once I get into a new apartment.
I'm very excited about that.
jordan holmes
That sounds great.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's on the horizon.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
Hot sauce watch.
jordan holmes
I'm looking forward to seeing what your homemade hot sauce watch is.
dan friesen
You won't try them.
They'll be too hot for you.
jordan holmes
Of course they will, but I want to experience it vicariously through your taste buds.
dan friesen
That'll be fun.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
Also, before we get into any business today, first of all, this is a show where I know a lot about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
And I only know what you tell me about Alex Jones.
dan friesen
I got a little blowback about my car wash story.
That I told on our Monday episode, I believe.
Someone in the group, in our Facebook group, go home and tell your mother you're brilliant, pointed out that there's a Mr. Show sketch about car wash change piece.
jordan holmes
Oh my god, did you live a Mr. Show sketch?
unidentified
I did.
jordan holmes
Or did you lift a Mr. Show sketch?
unidentified
I did not.
dan friesen
And I want to be very clear about this because I constantly question myself about like...
Am I remembering that sketch?
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
Because you're aware of the sketch.
unidentified
Yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
I have to second-guess my memories, and I can say with categorical certainty that that story that I told absolutely happened to me and was not just a misremembering of that Mr. Show sketch.
It really, really terrifies me, though, that people will think I just ripped off Mr. Show.
I remember the people's faces.
I remember the feeling of being in that car wash and being like, you are adults.
jordan holmes
Were any of the writers from Missouri?
dan friesen
No, I don't think so.
jordan holmes
Like, Posehn wasn't from Missouri?
Paul F. Tompkins, he wasn't from Missouri?
dan friesen
I'm pretty sure that sketch, I think that they'd done that before I worked at that car wash.
jordan holmes
Oh, shit!
dan friesen
I'm pretty sure that was in the 90s.
jordan holmes
Maybe that's where your boss got the idea to do the sting from.
dan friesen
I don't know if he was that hip.
Anyway, fair enough.
My point is, I just want to make sure that people understand that that really happened.
Anyway, I don't care.
jordan holmes
It'd be more fun if...
You missed out on a secret friendship with your boss who turned out to love Mr. Show.
dan friesen
That's possible.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Anyway, guys, today we're going to be doing something really interesting.
It's going to be a slightly different present day episode that we're going to bring to you, covering the span of January 17th to 23rd.
jordan holmes
Whoa!
dan friesen
Not fully, though.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
No, I got that.
This isn't going to be a 12-hour long episode.
dan friesen
No, certainly not.
And we'll get to exactly what the shape of that is going to take here in a second.
But first, we've got to say thank you to some people who have signed up and are supporting the show.
So first of all, I'd like to say thank you to Chad Plays Games.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you, Chad Plays Games.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much, Chad Plays Games.
dan friesen
Next, Benjamin.
You are now a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you, Justin.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you so much.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Aaron.
What spelling?
dan friesen
A-A-R-O-N.
jordan holmes
No, I meant, is it Aaron spelling?
dan friesen
Oh, no, it's not.
jordan holmes
It's not?
dan friesen
Neither is it Tory.
jordan holmes
Oh, damn.
dan friesen
Then, I'd like to say thank you to somebody who donated on a little bit of an elevated level, and we appreciate it oh so very much.
So, Lisa, thank you so much.
You are now a globalist.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
pastor david manning
Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
alex jones
Daddy Shark!
dan friesen
Thank you so much, Lisa.
If you're out there listening and you think to yourself, I like this show, I'd like to support these guys and maybe dance Pepper Farm.
jordan holmes
God, man.
I wanted Dan's Pepper Farm so bad.
dan friesen
Maybe I could send out some of the peppers to people who donate, too.
Maybe.
I don't know.
Maybe that's a possible donation.
jordan holmes
There we go.
dan friesen
Anyway, if you want to support the show, you can go to our website, knowledgefight.com.
Click that button that says support the show, and we would appreciate it.
Also, by the way, fillyourhand.com.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
Thanks to policy wonk Ian, I just learned today that alexjonesshow.us redirects to our...
Our website.
So thank you so much for that.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Oh, boy.
So, Jordan, today, present day, I don't want to...
I don't care about the present day much.
Ever since Alex has shown his cards about, you know, being really into the idea of Trump...
jordan holmes
Taking over a fascist regime?
dan friesen
Yeah, getting his emergency powers in effect so he can just act like a dictator.
I don't really care much.
I don't, like, it doesn't charm me.
And at the same time, whenever I listen to the show, it's like, what do you think he's saying?
Like, choose anything that's happened.
What do you think his angle on it is?
You already know.
He's so fucking predictable in the present day that I could do this show without listening to his show.
jordan holmes
Imagine a radio host from Spain supporting Charles de Gaulle.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Yeah, in the 40s, of course.
dan friesen
What I'm more complaining about, though, is we'll talk about it a little bit as it comes up on this episode, but you had that kid from Covington School at the rally who got in the face of the Native American gentleman.
You had that situation.
What do you think Alex says?
You already know.
jordan holmes
Oh, he said that that was a perfect encapsulation of the colonialist attitude that we've had towards Native Americans for our entire existence.
dan friesen
You're being glib.
You're being glib.
You know exactly what he said about it.
jordan holmes
I know exactly what he said about it.
dan friesen
And our audience knows exactly what he said about it.
When we go back to like 2009, we're seeing him support Somali pirates.
unidentified
That's true.
dan friesen
We're seeing him yell at Marc Maron about how he wants to sodomize him.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
That's crazy.
That's unpredictable.
We go back expecting to find X and we find Y. When you look in the present day, all you find is exactly what you expect to find.
It's kind of a bummer.
There's no novelty to it.
I'm not saying that we should recuse ourselves from...
You know, paying attention to it, but it just is awful.
Like, it's an awful, boring, formulaic, neo-fascist show.
That's all it is.
And it sucks.
jordan holmes
It seems like we should, instead of doing full episodes about the present day, we should have like a check-in on each episode, you know?
Like, here's what Alex said for this dump.
Hey, do you want to have a production meeting on air while everybody's listening?
dan friesen
See, the problem with that is then I still have to listen to all of it in order to get those mini glimpses, which is incredibly unsatisfying for me because now there's less of our show and more of his.
jordan holmes
There's even less incentive for you.
dan friesen
The ratio ends up becoming more work for me for less of this.
And already my ratio's terrible, so I don't want to get into that.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
dan friesen
So today, what we're going to do is we're going to mostly go over the 23rd.
That's Wednesday, January 23rd, 2019.
But there's a couple things that happened along the way over the course of this week, on the 17th and on the 19th, that I think are very important.
And one of the things that we're going to talk about is going to open up a conversation about whether or not it's even appropriate for us to cover Alex in the present anymore.
jordan holmes
That's an interesting conversation.
dan friesen
And we will see what that conversation looks like when we get to it.
But first, here's an out-of-context drop from Alex Jones.
alex jones
I'm not Cobra Commander or Destro, folks.
I'm Captain America.
dan friesen
Okay.
unidentified
I don't think that Captain America fought those guys.
dan friesen
Cobra Commander?
I think it was G.I. Joe.
Anyway, we start on the 17th, and these are going to be some trite things.
We're not going to cover much content from the 17th and 19th.
They're mostly going to be Alex sort of descending into personal moments.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I was kind of hoping he would tell us how he feels about the Avengers.
You know, the whole thing.
dan friesen
He's not Destro.
jordan holmes
Did he think Age of Ultron was really kind of a bad film?
And how does he feel about it?
dan friesen
How does it relate to Ozymandamus?
jordan holmes
Exactly!
These are important questions.
unidentified
Nope.
dan friesen
Instead, he introduces new slang.
alex jones
I'm introducing that into the modern vernacular.
My dead friend down, he was 33, went into the doctor, got an infection, died.
Ryan Baxter.
He wouldn't cuss when he was a little kid.
I never heard anybody else say bull corny hot dog.
But if something was really bad or whatever, he wanted to act like he was cussing, he'd say bull corny hot dog.
So I just introduced that here.
I think he probably invented that, so there it is.
Bull corny hot dog!
dan friesen
That is clunky.
Alex is stealing from a dead friend, and this is never going to work.
unidentified
Bull Corny Hot Dog.
jordan holmes
Name your three rappers that would be able to work in Bull Corny Hot Dog.
dan friesen
Wiz Khalifa.
jordan holmes
No.
Uh-uh.
dan friesen
Fat Man Scoop.
jordan holmes
Fat Man Scoop?
dan friesen
Yeah, he's a shout-out guy.
He's a hype man.
If anybody can make that work, it's a...
jordan holmes
Bull Corny Hot Dog up in here!
dan friesen
You see Bone Crusher out there talking about how he's never scared?
That song's like a decade old.
And you've got Fat Man Scoop screaming in the background.
I can't remember who else Fat Man Scoop worked with.
jordan holmes
I forgot that you're not up on current hip-hop vernacular either.
That's fair.
dan friesen
Master P?
jordan holmes
Master P probably could do it.
dan friesen
He tried worse.
jordan holmes
He has tried worse.
dan friesen
That Dozier thing didn't work out, but he was ambitious for trying.
This is Alex Jones' Dozier.
Just because it rhymed with soldier.
Way to go.
Anyway, this is trash, man.
It's sort of indicative of, like, you know...
Anyway, in this next clip, Alex talks about how he can't make a deal with the devil.
He can't do it.
He's just incapable.
jordan holmes
That would be bull corny hot dog.
dan friesen
It would, absolutely.
alex jones
They gave up a long time ago trying to threaten me because I just can't make a deal with the devil.
And I don't think Matt Drudge has done that either.
I'm just telling you right now, ladies and gentlemen, that this country is in a civil war with a bunch of anti-American globalists running around bullying and threatening everyone they can.
dan friesen
So, I only put this in because he, like, always talks about the globalists threatening him.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So the idea that he's saying, I can't make a deal with the devil, so the globalists have stopped threatening me, it's really counter to pretty much everything he complains about and screams about all the time.
And the idea that he can't make a deal with the devil will be important later.
So that is a little bit of a setup for a punchline coming later.
jordan holmes
Because on air, he becomes a blues musician.
And as everybody knows, you have to make a deal with the devil.
dan friesen
In order to do well, yes.
No, it's something else entirely.
But that was in his sort of breakdown of that story that came out about Cohen giving payments.
To people to cheat online polls in the lead up to the 2016 election that made it reflect or appear that more people believed that Trump won the debates than they did.
And one of the polls that is in question that may have been rigged by this outfit is the Drudge poll of Trump's performance in the debates.
And so Alex is trying to be defensive about his hero Matt Drudge.
And deflect the story, like, ah, why did you believe Cohen?
Like, eh, all right, whatever.
We'll see how this shakes out.
How about that?
jordan holmes
That whole thing about the polls, that was a big no for me.
Every time I saw that one, like, shocking report, Cohen influenced polls.
I was like, hey, you know who else can influence polls?
A bunch of dudes just clicking a bunch of times.
It's fine.
dan friesen
Bots.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
It's fine.
dan friesen
I don't think it's fine, but I also think it's like, well, let's see what more there is here.
At this point, I don't really know if we...
I don't think you and I have enough to go on to have a real firm stance on this.
But Alex does.
It's nothing.
Because he's predictable and defensive.
jordan holmes
Right.
I think my biggest problem with it is I want my villains to be super.
I don't want them to be pathetic losers.
Do you know what I mean?
dan friesen
I do know what you mean.
You're not going to get what you want.
jordan holmes
I know, which is the problem.
dan friesen
You get what you need by The Who.
jordan holmes
That was a masterpiece song, wasn't it?
Oh, no.
Okay, never mind.
dan friesen
The Who, who are great big fans of Alex Jones.
So in this next clip...
jordan holmes
Wait, wait, wait.
That was the Rolling Stones.
dan friesen
I know.
I was making a reference to our last episode where Alex talked about The Who.
jordan holmes
Okay, I gotcha.
And that wasn't even the Rolling Stones or The Who!
dan friesen
It was stolen!
Well, but the Rolling Stones version was the popular one.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, true.
dan friesen
So, in this next clip, Alex, I think what he's doing is he's doing an imagined dialogue between Trump and a chicken-neck politician.
And one of the reasons, I think the biggest reason I'm including this clip in our little brief glimpse of January 17th is I think it demonstrates some mental problems on Alex's part.
They're not uncommon or unfamiliar to us, but I think that they're more important today than they have been in the past.
alex jones
Trump got in and he said, we don't ship drugs in and we don't launder them anymore.
Well, M13 in the Mexican mafia will kill us if we don't.
He's just like, good, kill them.
This is not our business is having junkies and human feces everywhere and high school kids on heroin.
It stops.
And by the way, we're not going to just feed troops into places so companies make money.
He goes, you can all have super high-tech space weapons and tanks and missiles and ships.
You can all make your money, but it'll be where we're dominant.
We don't just kill all our troops.
dan friesen
They go, no!
alex jones
We don't want a bigger defense budget but peace.
We don't want peace through strength and a space force.
We want to continue to torture people and fund radical Islamic groups and overthrow allies and put bad radical Muslims in.
Nice catch.
jordan holmes
There it is.
alex jones
You don't see the larger strategic plan of keeping the middle of the chessboard destabilized.
You don't understand our grand strategy.
Yeah, he understands your grand strategy.
Running the damn world on the ground, you sacks of crap.
You ever heard of straight shooting, you dumb pieces of crap?
That's what built this country.
jordan holmes
No, it is not.
alex jones
You dishonorable chicken crap.
jordan holmes
Nobody's a bunch of filth.
alex jones
Somebody's got to call these people's bluff.
That means I get smashed flatter than a pancake?
Good.
At least somebody will give you an example.
I act like a damn man around here to the bunch of knuckle-dragging cowards.
So everybody just shoots your mouth all about Trump all day.
He's got a lot more courage than most of you combined.
dan friesen
It's just, I mean, he is expressing such projection, such confusion, like this nonsensical two-sided Socratic debate that's going on inside his head.
None of it's based in reality.
Neither side of the debate is based in reality, and all it does is lead him to his weird, I'm the only person who's a real man anymore.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Which is, I don't know, it's just, there's something going on in his brain.
jordan holmes
What's fascinating to me is that he is both condemning parts of Trump's foreign policy and blaming it on them, and at the same time supporting parts of other people's...
Foreign policy and also blaming it on them.
dan friesen
See, now this is what happens when you don't know anything.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I was going to say, what are you fucking talking about?
dan friesen
And this is what happens when you have a super predictable editorial position like Alex does.
He doesn't have any nuance.
He has no, as George Soros might put it, reflexivity.
He has no ability to adapt anymore to anything.
It's just respond defensively and attack whoever is not on board with Trump.
And it's pathetic and boring, but I also think that there's more going on here.
jordan holmes
Yeah, because if he's specifically talking about not supporting our allies, then...
Trump's unilaterally and also reverse decision to pull troops out of Syria would be absolutely abandoning our allies.
So he's against that, right?
dan friesen
You'd think.
jordan holmes
But that wasn't the foreign policy of the people who were supposedly puppet-mastering his foreign policy.
By all accounts, everybody just heard him go, We're done!
And said, oh, okay, I guess.
And then six months later, or like, what, two months later, very quietly was like...
Yeah, we're not going to do that.
You're a fucking idiot.
dan friesen
Yeah, but Alex's version on that is that Trump put his foot down and then the meddling globalists just didn't listen to him.
jordan holmes
Oh, those fucking meddling globalists!
dan friesen
You can write a narrative about any set of facts you want and that's kind of what's going on.
jordan holmes
That's ridiculous.
dan friesen
So we know from listening to as much Alex Jones as I have and telling you about it that Alex's childhood was fraught with nonsense.
jordan holmes
It was fucked up.
unidentified
Or...
jordan holmes
Fictitious.
dan friesen
Right.
There's some elements that are clearly fictitious.
We're about to hear one.
But the things that we know that seem to be very consistent are that he had some feelings of alienation and at the same time discovered, none dare call it conspiracy, the book by Gary Allen when he was 12. And it set the course of his life.
He saw through the, what would you call it?
The conservative, or not conservative, the communist menace among us.
The conspiracy of the elites and stuff like that.
jordan holmes
Which is most likely the reason he even had none dare call it conspiracy on the shelves is because his parents were most likely hosting John Birch Society meetings.
dan friesen
Right, and that's the story that he's told of his childhood very consistently.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
He discovered that book at either 10 or 12, depending on the times that he's told the story.
Very consistent.
jordan holmes
Depending how smart he wants to seem for any given story.
dan friesen
I have heard other accounts say that he found it in high school, but from the times that I've listened to him, he says 10 or 12 on a very regular basis, which makes this next clip incredibly impossible for me to believe.
alex jones
I can't sign on to people that are intimately obsessed with abusing children and killing them.
They're a vampiric cult.
jordan holmes
Fair.
I agree.
alex jones
I cannot be part of these people.
I am not in their system.
And, you know, their system almost seduced me.
I mean, I think when I was about 15, for all intents and purposes, I was a berserking Satanist.
Okay?
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
And, I mean, I wasn't killing people or dogs or anything.
jordan holmes
That kind of sounds like what you should be doing.
alex jones
I sure as hell have sex with a devil-worshipper woman.
Let's just say I've seen a few things, okay?
In one of the richest areas of the country where I grew up, I've seen the dark side of the moon.
jordan holmes
By the who?
alex jones
I pulled out of being seduced by the devil by the time I was about 16. About 12 to 15, I was definitely there.
And boy, it's a hell of a drug.
I know why the Satanists are into what they're into.
Until you pull away from it and get contact with God.
Because I was with God when I was little.
I got partially seduced but never gave over all the way.
unidentified
What?
alex jones
And wouldn't do bad stuff.
And then now I pulled away so far from the Satanism and so far away from these people.
But that's why they can't stand me because they know I've been super far in the spiritual level.
Not all the crap and the rituals that they try to do to get where I got.
unidentified
What?
alex jones
It was not a good place I got to.
It's not like I got some diploma.
unidentified
Where did you get?
alex jones
Let me just say, I've seen a couple things.
jordan holmes
Like what?
alex jones
That's why they fear me.
Because I've already been down the rabbit hole where Aleister Crowley went when I was 13. Jack Parsons' wife?
dan friesen
I think...
I think this is, first of all, bullshit.
But then, second, I think what he's doing is just trying to give himself another piece of the hero's journey in terms of his backstory.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
The sort of moment of doubt and seduction by the dark side and stuff like that.
Of course.
It's all nonsense.
jordan holmes
It's all in there.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So Alex has absolutely no right to compare his 12-year-old self with Aleister Crowley.
unidentified
So what is he even fucking talking about?
dan friesen
Here's my feeling on it.
Crowley was a fucked up dude.
I'm sure Alex also was at 12. But Crowley traveled the world from, like, the late 1800s, early 1900s, when many people would have been too scared to venture far from the western shores.
He attempted to climb K2, which had never been scaled at that point.
He took his spiritual quest to the logical extremes, traveling to Japan, Sri Lanka, India, and Egypt to seek out instruction and knowledge.
You can say that Crowley was a bad dude, and I'm not going to argue with that point pretty much at all or much.
But you can't say that he didn't live a life of curiosity and exploration, something that Alex is diametrically opposed to.
Alex read an undare call it conspiracy when he was 12, and it blew his mind.
And ever since, whenever he's gone to visit another country, it's only been to verify the pre-existing beliefs he brought with him.
He's a pathetic example of a mind made up in childhood, which Crowley was the opposite of.
I don't believe Alex's story about being a Satanist from the ages of 12 to 15. I think that's just him expressing his deep guilt about forcing women to get abortions.
But, assuming he's not lying, and he's seen what Crowley's seen, let's guess what Alex was up to back when he was 12. Sex magic?
He would almost certainly have been into sadomasochism, as that was pretty prevalent in Crowley's sex life.
jordan holmes
It's kind of a big deal for him.
dan friesen
Alex almost definitely would have been on the receiving end of sex with men, since same-sex intercourse was a large part of the higher levels of Crowley's sex magic teachings, and he was famously bisexual and was noted as the passive partner in those encounters.
He may or may not have been eating cakes of light, which were the biscuits Crowley would make that contained menstrual blood or semen.
I don't think Alex has any idea who Aleister Crowley was or what he stood for.
He just knows that he's a good occult name to drop.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I was going to say.
dan friesen
This is such bullshit.
jordan holmes
I would say that most people don't know.
Like, Aleister Crowley is just your touchpoint.
dan friesen
He was a goddamn double agent.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He was an incredibly fucked up dude who did some really, really fucked up stuff.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But also, he...
unidentified
His life is stuff of fantasy novels.
jordan holmes
He hung out with L. Ron Hubbard and Jack Parsons and the whole fucking gang.
They called an elemental and shit like that.
dan friesen
The Red Lady?
jordan holmes
Yeah, fucking sure!
dan friesen
The Lama.
jordan holmes
You gotta give it up to him.
With Kinsey and those guys.
Kinsey is somehow, to me, almost diametrically opposed to Crowley in that he was just like...
Sex is crazy.
Let's do all of it.
And, you know, like, Aleister Crowley never got into sounding, Dan.
unidentified
Kinsey got into sounding.
That's true.
dan friesen
I don't know that.
There was a lot going on at that abbey.
jordan holmes
That's true.
Nothing is more sex magic than shoving something down your pee hole.
dan friesen
I'll let you have that.
I'm not going to push back.
But I just...
jordan holmes
It's like Harry Potter's wand.
dan friesen
What I hear here is Alex desperately trying to give himself some sort of appeal to expertise and knowledge about these subjects.
And it's what all these assholes do.
It's what they all do.
Everybody who has the stolen valor or stolen accomplishment.
People on Project Camelot pretending they were CIA agents and shit like that.
jordan holmes
Captain.
Mark Richards.
You betcha.
dan friesen
Yeah, all of these people, they have this fake piece of their past that they employ in order to give themselves ownership of.
And like there's knowledge that they have that you can't possibly have.
jordan holmes
Of course not.
dan friesen
And so you should just listen to them.
And it's a manipulative trick that people use.
jordan holmes
Furthermore, here's a question for his.
So if he's.
I don't even know what that means.
I don't know.
He's just doing the Satanist shit, right?
dan friesen
On a spiritual level, he got a diploma.
jordan holmes
Right.
From 12 to 15. Yeah.
Wouldn't that suggest then that he was totally fucking adults?
dan friesen
Yeah, that's number one.
And number two, I think if you're doing it for three years, you're in.
I don't know.
I think probably.
jordan holmes
Once you're in, you're in.
I think he's still in, to be honest.
dan friesen
I think if you're doing Satanist shit for three years in your formative years, that can't not leave some sort of a mark.
But again, I don't believe him.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
Absolutely not.
Because what kind of Satanist shit could he even...
He doesn't even know about Satanist shit.
dan friesen
He probably drew a pentagram when he was 12 and then his parents got really mad at him or something like that.
And he was just reacting to that emotionally.
jordan holmes
That was a three-year-long pentagram, though.
dan friesen
That's true.
He's not good.
He's not good at art.
jordan holmes
He took a while.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So that's a lot of shit.
So, other than this, on the 17th, there's not much else I want to talk about except for this next clip where Alex gets transphobic as hell.
And I think it's only important because we just had the news come out about the Supreme Court backing the ban of trans people in the military.
And I think that we're entering a dangerous time.
jordan holmes
What was the voting on that?
dan friesen
Who knows?
jordan holmes
Oh, I'm gonna go with five to four.
dan friesen
We're entering a dangerous period of the exclusion and the erasure of trans people from public visibility and knowledge.
jordan holmes
That's their goal.
dan friesen
Knowledge isn't the right word, but you know what I mean.
Awareness, having a place in society.
And so I think it's important to see the kind of rhetoric that Alex is putting out into the world about these sorts of issues on January 17th, 2019.
alex jones
I'm going to have my wife put a little chain around my neck, and I'm going to wear some socks on my ears.
I'm going to say I'm a basset hound, and I'm going to have her lead me into PetSmart, and we need him to get a full shampoo, nails trimmed, and we need his anal gland milk.
And I will just, I'll come in like a dog on all fours, and then I'll, and if they don't, if they don't, I'm sorry, this is really happening, if they don't take me in the back and shampoo me and have the lady come over and, you know, milk the anal gland, that's what they do for dogs.
Then they're bad.
Because in England, I'm not joking, you get arrested or you get fired if a man comes in with a beard and a huge, you know what, and says, you are going to check my cervix in a pap smear for cancer.
And the nurse had to go along with the mental illness and said, okay.
But when she actually got his pants off, she said, sir, I can't do it.
You don't have a cervix.
That hospital was your ass is fired.
Well, you know what?
That's it.
I'm going to PetSmart Petco.
And I'm going to come in there as a dog?
And it's not sexual assault to tell a woman to milk my you-know-what gland.
I'm just going to go in there and say, do it!
dan friesen
Maybe he was into sex magic.
Maybe I was wrong to assume.
jordan holmes
That's entirely possible.
That sounds like something that he's aware of dog play, that's for sure.
dan friesen
Or pet play, I apologize.
Alex is never going to do this, but it is his way of trying to...
He thinks what he's doing is taking trans identities and doing a reducto ad absurdum argument, where you take the same logic and go to an absurd extreme.
And it's nonsense.
And then further, that story that he's telling about this nurse who got fired...
From this UK hospital.
jordan holmes
I assume he gave us all the information and we don't need to investigate it.
dan friesen
I'm pretty sure he's just making that up.
Like, he's probably referencing a Breitbart story from 2017 about how a woman went into a clinic in the UK and requested a female nurse and was upset that a trans woman nurse showed up in the exam room.
No one was fired over it, and the NHS did apologize to the patient afterwards.
Which I don't know if that's even the appropriate thing to do, but whatever.
In terms of Alex being outraged about it, that should be where the story stops.
It's also possible that he's referencing a sensationalized story out of The Sun, which is a tabloid.
change their gender would be invited to have health screenings that were appropriate for their gender.
So, if the story was about anything real, it was about the bureaucracy of the health administration not othering trans people.
It wasn't about trans women demanding pap smears as a threat.
It was about routine reminders that are sent out to everyone to invite them to take care of their health care.
There's nothing malicious or weird in that story at all.
Though I can find no evidence that this is a real story, I can find other stories that Alex doesn't want to talk about.
There was a case in 2015 where a trans man who wished to use a pseudonym went to an ER where the staff debated his gender in front of him because the license that he was carrying wasn't up to date.
Quote, they came up and she's like, that's a girl pointing at me saying, no, that's really a girl.
It wasn't businesslike at all.
I was a spectacle.
I was a freak show at the circus.
It was definitely to draw attention to the fact that my outward appearance didn't match my identification.
Ethan Cicero, who authored a study on trans experience at hospitals, expressed that this experience is all too common, and in fact is a threat to people's safety, saying, quote, From a safety standpoint, I don't know many people who would want to be in that position and stay in that environment, so often transgender people may leave without receiving the needed care.
A 2012 study by the National Center for Gender Equality found that 19% of those surveyed had been denied medical care because they were trans or gender nonconforming, and that 28% had reported postponing care when sick or injured due to discrimination.
The story that Alex is telling is not true, but what that story reinforces is a status quo that is killing people, and I mean that literally.
In May 2015, 14-year-old Kyler Prescott committed suicide after hospital employees and staff would not stop calling him a girl.
Tyler was a trans boy and was admitted to Rady's Children's Hospital in San Diego for depression and anxiety and was on a suicide watch to begin with.
But, according to his mother, the staff refusing to stop misgendering him caused a downward spiral.
They were making him worse.
They were completely traumatizing him.
The staff knew the situation and one employee even said, quote, Honey, I would call you he, but you're such a pretty girl.
That's kind of why I don't care about stories like the one...
There's one from July 2018 about a doctor named David McGrath who had his contract terminated at a UK hospital because he staunchly refused to accept the hospital's policy of referring to people by their preferred pronoun.
He can claim all he wants that it's irrelevant to his ability to treat a patient, but tons of anecdotal stories and actual studies have been done that clearly show that this is not the case and that he's wrong.
Also, that story about David McGrath cannot possibly...
B, what Alex is referencing, all the details are completely different.
So that doesn't even track with his almost certainly made-up story.
So my point here is that what Alex is doing is bad.
jordan holmes
That's how they angle every trans issue.
Every trans issue is always the reverse of the reality.
Oh, do you want some man going into the women's bathroom where your child, your little girl might be?
Well...
A trans man is infinitely more likely to be abused when going into the men's bathroom than going into the correct gender's bathroom.
It's always the opposite.
It is always the reason for this protection is sexual abuse.
Towards trans people.
The reason for these protections are always because so much abuse is levied towards trans people, and they try and turn it into somehow they're, oh, they're firing people for not wanting to continue to abuse people.
Like, what the fuck are you talking about?
dan friesen
When in reality, the only story that I can find that even comes close to tracing to, or tracking with what Alex is talking about, is an instance of a trans woman nurse who was made Right.
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Which is...
dan friesen
It's just classic...
Victim-blaming behavior.
And that's what you expect out of Alex.
And, you know, this isn't anything new.
It's not like, hey, look at Alex taking a weird turn.
It's right par on course.
But it just, it needs to be pointed out as, you know, as you see it, that what Alex is doing is reinforcing a worldview that is one of, it's very dangerous right now.
And he can't, he does not get a pass for that.
Now, we're going to jump to the 19th now, and we have one clip from the 19th.
And I think this will...
It doesn't let Alex off the hook for anything, but I legitimately think that this clip might serve as an indication that we can't talk about Alex in the same way in the present day anymore.
I think he says something that reveals that he isn't...
jordan holmes
I'm having a stroke on air right now, as we speak!
dan friesen
It's close to that.
I think that we see clear evidence of real substantial mental impairment.
alex jones
I've never taken it because I don't need to take it.
I'm not going to get into my own private issues, but...
I go to 62% oxygen.
I always have my head next basically to form after major surgery and almost die every night.
Most people die at 62% oxygen.
I have near-death experiences every night, and that's why I have DMT every damn night, folks.
I don't need to take DMT with Joe Rogan.
Fine, I just told you my private issues.
I've been to two different sleep studies.
I want to do major surgery on me.
I got a 20-inch neck.
I got problems.
I got to sleep basically sitting up with a mouth guard in my face.
The CPAP machines don't work.
dan friesen
That's extreme.
jordan holmes
Wow, so he's got some serious apnea.
dan friesen
This is a big deal.
What Alex is talking about here on the show is incredibly serious.
He's trying to be defensive about how he doesn't want to do DMT with Joe Rogan, but in the process, he reveals that he has severe sleep apnea that apparently is beyond what's treatable with normal procedures, and he has to sleep sitting up.
All that is really sad to hear, since as somebody who suffered with sleep disorders earlier in my life, I'd never wish that kind of thing on anyone, even Alex.
At the same time, it really starts to clear up some questions about why Alex is the way he is.
According to a 2016 study from the UCLA School of Nursing, people who suffer from sleep apnea show significant changes in their levels of two important brain chemicals.
The first is GABA, or gamma amniobutyric acid.
Studies showed that people with sleep apnea showed significant decreases of GABA, which is involved in integrating signals from higher brain regions to regulate emotions, thinking, and physical functions such as blood pressure and perspiration.
UCLA described GABA as a chemical messenger that assists keeping people calm, functioning like a brake pedal, and people with severe sleep apnea, like Alex is describing, have significantly lower levels of it.
Simultaneously, the study found that while GABA levels are low, levels of glutamine are significantly elevated in patients with sleep apnea.
Glutamine is the opposite of GABA and works as an accelerator.
When glutamine levels are high, the brain is working in a state of stress and consequently doesn't function as efficiently.
Paul Macy, the lead researcher of the study, said, What we were surprised to see was the drop in GABA.
That made us realize that there must be a reorganization of how the brain is working.
If Alex suffers from sleep apnea so severe that CPAP machines can't do anything about it, it's a very serious condition, and you'd expect to see wildly out-of-balance levels of GABA and glutamine accompanying that.
And you know what?
That very clearly explains his behavior.
It doesn't explain his bigotry, but in terms of the diminished brain functioning and the clearly out-of-control behavior we've seen from him in the last few years, it could all be the public presentation of brain damage he suffered because of his sleep apnea.
Obviously, this doesn't let him off the hook for anything, since we can see that his terrible beliefs and real stupidity predates any kind of change in his behavior.
But if this sleep apnea developed over the past few years, it would definitely explain the flagrant inability he has to control his emotions.
And his out-of-control outbursts on the show, all that sort of stuff that we're like, haha, isn't this crazy?
It legitimately could be the result of brain damage caused by his severe sleep apnea.
I don't know how I feel about that.
But there is some good news.
They've also found in these studies...
jordan holmes
He'll be dead soon.
unidentified
No, no.
dan friesen
They've also found in these studies strong indications that the brain damage caused by these out-of-whack brain chemical levels is not permanent.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So if Alex actually starts taking his health seriously, gets that surgery that the doctors have recommended and going on the right path, he could be back to being a run-of-the-mill, interesting racist in no time.
jordan holmes
Hey!
dan friesen
It's possible.
I mean, a lot of this stuff, it really, when he says things like this...
It gives you a window into like, okay, the way he's describing that doesn't sound like when he just makes stuff up.
He seems pissed off to have to be talking about it because he accidentally brought it up.
And it gives you a window.
And that window is...
He probably has diminished brain functioning and completely way out of normal range chemical levels for these sort of restricting and accelerating brain chemicals.
It explains so much.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's very much like he's on adrenaline all the time.
Like, every single moment of his life, his brain is stressed out fighting for existence.
But at the same time, you can't excuse him, of course.
dan friesen
No, no, no, no.
jordan holmes
Not at all.
But it is one of those things where, like, if you've ever had anybody in a traumatic car accident near you whose personality suddenly changed.
It's often, it's really rare that it's a complete, like, 180 in who they are.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
It's almost always an acceleration and an expansion of those terrible character traits that they already had.
They just don't have anything inhibiting that behavior.
dan friesen
Right, right, right.
jordan holmes
So, I mean, hey, he's always wanted a fascist, but now he really wants a fascist!
dan friesen
Yeah, and maybe on some levels because of what we do, you know, parsing out the clues that he provides and getting context for the things he's saying, maybe this brain chemical imbalance actually really helps us because he doesn't have those governors that restrict his regulation of emotions, his outbursts and stuff like that.
So maybe he tips his hand more because of it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, we need a statistical analysis of how often he drops.
The quiet part loud in the past three years as compared to 2009.
dan friesen
It definitely seems like more.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it does.
dan friesen
I don't know.
I feel very weird about this because I don't know where this puts Alex on my feelings about this, or at least in the present day.
But I feel very conflicted about it.
Like, if what he's saying is true, then that imbalance does exist.
And his behavior does match with what studies have shown the behavior of someone.
Who has brain damage from severe sleep apnea, how it would present.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know how I feel about that.
I don't know.
I don't have an answer.
I'm just conflicted.
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, the other problem, though, is we can't A, verify what he's saying is true.
It sounds super true.
It sounds true in the way that normally when he's lying about stuff, he's over-exaggerating it.
But this is like a, I need to get through this obvious fact and we just need to move on and we don't need to worry about it.
dan friesen
But I don't know why Alex would lie about something that makes him seem weaker.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It's not in his character to embellish things that aren't sort of like, enhance his importance.
At the same time, it kind of gives him a...
like a pity card to play.
Yeah.
unidentified
But it doesn't feel made up.
dan friesen
And the reason that I take it more seriously is because when you read these studies, his behavior matches the outcome that would be the result of this.
Right.
unidentified
That's what I take as like the most...
dan friesen
Compelling piece of evidence.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Again, like I said, I don't know.
jordan holmes
It could also match up with C.T. Eve based on football and how many fights he apparently got into.
dan friesen
Cinder blocks have hit him in the head.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
Like all of this stuff is probably attributable.
dan friesen
Some of that is a little bit less predictable than these specific brain chemicals.
jordan holmes
Right.
The only thing about it is that so much of what we've talked about regarding him.
Could be attributable to any number of reduced brain functions.
dan friesen
Or drugs.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Which is why I'm fucking conflicted.
jordan holmes
It's odd, yeah.
dan friesen
So for now, my editorial position is...
jordan holmes
He was fucked up.
He is fucked up.
We're not sure why.
dan friesen
We're not sure why.
I'm going to call myself out on it a little bit with a little asterisk when we talk about him in the future and throughout the rest of the show that we might be being horrible.
But until further confirmation comes.
And no matter what, I think that he's a father, he has kids, he needs to take care of that.
So my feeling on it is...
As entertaining as outbursts are, I think the greater good is for him to listen to his doctors and get that neck surgery.
You have millions of dollars.
You have good health care.
You can do that.
Don't keep sleeping sitting up.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
I don't know what the Infowars insurance package is.
I'm telling you, I don't think he gives great insurance.
I don't know.
dan friesen
He has it for himself.
unidentified
Anyway.
jordan holmes
Of course he does.
dan friesen
I don't know, man.
So that was a real serious curveball for me.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's tough.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And so now we jump to the 23rd, where we'll spend the rest of our time for today, going through how Alex enjoyed Wednesday.
And he starts by a little bit of defensiveness about how he said that Trump was going to declare an emergency and then it didn't happen, which we went over on a past episode.
But, hey, Alex wasn't wrong about that.
jordan holmes
How could he not have been wrong about it?
alex jones
The economy's slowing for the first time in two-plus years because of the ongoing shutdown.
And I really sit back and think, shouldn't Trump have just declared a national emergency?
Oh, but he got convinced not to do it.
He was going to do it.
My prediction did not fail.
jordan holmes
No.
alex jones
So he was never talking about it.
jordan holmes
That's not how predictions work.
alex jones
I said he's declaring an emergency, and then when he was, we told you, but...
They backed off.
jordan holmes
So his prediction is wrong.
dan friesen
Yeah, that doesn't work.
What he's trying to present is a convoluted, nonsensical idea.
jordan holmes
I told you a sunspot was going to destroy New York City on January 12th, and...
The sun just backed off.
That doesn't mean it didn't still want to destroy New York.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
But it was convinced by Pompeo not to.
dan friesen
He doesn't seem to understand what a prediction is.
jordan holmes
No, I don't think so either.
dan friesen
This is what's going to happen.
It didn't happen.
But I was right.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
They were gonna do it.
jordan holmes
They were gonna do it.
dan friesen
Oh, boy.
So the issue comes down to this idea that Alex is always right, but Trump backed off at the last minute.
Alex discusses a trend that this seems to keep happening.
This seems to keep happening.
jordan holmes
So he's close to getting it.
dan friesen
He's close to getting it.
He gets it.
He's just rationalizing it now.
alex jones
That's the facts, ladies and gentlemen.
And so the president has all these ways to skin a cat, and he can use the military funding to do it, and he should have done it.
So I told you they were looking at an emergency.
They decided to do it.
They said they were going to do it, and then he backed off.
So when it comes time for Trump, To really execute with canines.
To really bite into it every time he backs off.
Doesn't release the secret document showing he was illegally spied on, they perjured themselves.
jordan holmes
Or?
alex jones
Didn't do it.
jordan holmes
They didn't exist.
alex jones
A lot of these things he says he'll do, right when it comes to the final edge of the situation, he isn't doing it.
And so, hey, we'll see who's right about this in the end.
dan friesen
Yeah, we will.
Because, I mean, your immediate response was right.
It's like, oh, maybe Trump is backing off at the last minute, or maybe he's a fucking con man who's bluffing with all this stuff, and these things aren't real.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Maybe.
jordan holmes
Maybe everything you want him to do is such a tremendously bad idea, even he eventually gets to the point where he's like, Oh yeah, you're right.
This is not at all true.
And it would instead make me look like a fucking idiot.
Which I don't want to do.
dan friesen
Alex's argument about Trump being spied on relies on the Dennis Montgomery information that Alex Jones has from the Cold Case Squad down in Joe Arpaio's police department in Maricopa County, which we went over.
It's complete bullshit.
That whole story is absolute nonsense.
unidentified
Soft yes.
dan friesen
So just imagine the idea.
Just imagine the idea of Trump coming out with that.
The public...
Can you imagine if more people than just us talked about the Dennis Montgomery, the actual journalists that could pour over it and be like, look at all the problems here.
It would be opening Pandora's box in a way that Trump would never want to do.
And that should give some indication that the story doesn't have as much legs as Alex wants it to.
Now, he can recontextualize it all he wants as, like, Trump keeps getting to the edge and backing off, but that's not what's going on.
It's he's lying to the public repeatedly and then not following through because he knows it would be a clusterfuck.
jordan holmes
That is kind of a fascinating thing for Alex, though, is because, of course, he feels like I'm being betrayed by the president.
At least publicly facing, right?
But he does the same thing on account of he knows that he's lying as well.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
So he knows that if the president is going to lie the same way he lies, he's going to be roundly fucked with.
But the president is the fucking president of the United States, so everyone's going to be paying attention, not just fucking us, like you were saying.
There's no way that Trump could do any of that shit without being destroyed.
dan friesen
Definitely.
Definitely.
And con men, one of the essential features in their sort of...
Modus operandi is that they don't follow through.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like a confidence guy, classically, is out of town by the time that comes time to do whatever they said they were going to do.
jordan holmes
Which is why you don't become president, because you can't just leave!
dan friesen
It turns out you can just move on.
You can just twist the news cycle into something else.
That's true.
Yeah, this is the spiritual version of leaving town.
That's what Alex is describing when he says Trump doesn't follow through with his canines.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's the same thing.
Same thing when Alex tries to prove anything.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
Yeah, he's leaving town.
jordan holmes
Well, I'm going to spend this entire episode proving why it is...
That Trump should have declared a national emergency.
First, I'm going to spend the two hours, of course, bitching about why everybody makes me feel bad all the time.
I'm going to devote the last two hours.
Well, I'm not going to do the fourth hour because I'm just tired.
dan friesen
Yeah, someone else is going to take over.
jordan holmes
And in the third hour, I'm going to kind of touch on it.
I'm going to tell you that some headlines would say it's a good idea.
But hold on, we're going to have to take a caller.
That caller insulted me!
So I have officially debunked all of this for about ten...
15 minutes, and what I said is not true.
dan friesen
Right.
I mean, we saw it in the FEMA camp proving episode that he had.
It's like, he moved the goalposts a bunch of times, pretended to prove other things, and then was like, well, I'm out of time.
I think we've made our case.
I only have time to reveal 10% of the...
It's like, fuck off, man.
You're leaving town.
So that's going to work better than a bull corn hot dog, I think.
jordan holmes
Bull corny hot dog.
I wrote it down so we could turn it into a thing.
dan friesen
I think we would have a better chance of it than Alex, quite frankly.
jordan holmes
Bull cucky hot dog is what I call the libs.
dan friesen
So, like I said, a lot of the narratives that Alex is perpetuating in the present day are just so predictable.
They're exactly what you would expect.
And here is Alex talking about the kids from Covington.
Oh, no.
jordan holmes
I don't want to talk about them.
dan friesen
We don't have to talk about them too much, but here's Alex's take on it.
alex jones
Coming up, I'm going to get into all that, where it's like, are they bad or are they good?
That's what mainstream media NBC is now saying.
And these kids go on there.
NBC does a fair interview, but still a whitewash.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
alex jones
And they get demonized by the left.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
alex jones
Hey, NBC, why don't you show...
People saying, we're going to kill you and cut your organs out, you white piece of crap, you cracker piece of crap.
You want me to play all the clips again?
We've got 20 minutes of insults and cussing, and the kids trying to get away to the bus stop, and then the poor, wonderful Rambo Vietnam commando elder chief big wampum.
Marches over and gets in their face, and the whole corporate press cuts the tape, edits it, and lies because they're the enemy of the people.
dan friesen
That's not good.
I mean, just the Chief Big Wampum thing is real bad.
I don't know why Alex can't defend kids who are acting in a very racially insensitive, racist way without actually descending into racism himself.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
dan friesen
It seems to undercut his argument a little bit.
jordan holmes
It seems indicative of something, actually.
dan friesen
Yeah, it seems like, huh, Alex?
jordan holmes
Why are you picking on these racist kids doing racist shit?
I'm doing racist shit!
dan friesen
Yeah.
That's weird.
It's very weird.
And what he's talking about, I mean, what he's doing is he's trying to pull this weird sleight-of-hand trick where he conflates the Native American guy with the black Israelites who were yelling stuff at the kids.
jordan holmes
I ignored this entire story.
And that's because...
dan friesen
Hey, guess what?
unidentified
What?
dan friesen
Whatever you thought is...
Pretty much right.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Even if you ignored the story.
I went into seeing the details, watching the videos and stuff.
Yeah, if your takeaway is that those kids, and particularly the one who was just sort of smugly standing in front of the dude.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
If your takeaway is that they were acting really...
Yeah.
You're right.
You're right.
There's more nuance to it in terms of, like, the kids from Covington were getting into a bit of an argument with these black Israelites that were there, black Hebrew guys.
But...
The Native American guy who came in with the drum was trying to diffuse the situation, and then those kids started antagonizing him.
jordan holmes
Yeah, of course.
dan friesen
If you actually watch the videos, you can tell that the black Israelites were actually calmed down by the intervention of this other guy, and the kids in the MAGA hats and what have you were not.
They then began antagonizing him.
jordan holmes
I would hate to be in the picture that is so closely related to...
What was the name of the first black student?
Do you remember the Alabama picture with that crazy white bitch screaming at her?
Like, that's that picture.
I don't want to be that kid.
Has anybody considered trying not to be that kid?
dan friesen
It is the sort of thing where the optics of it are really resonant.
They really capture a lot more than the actual picture captures.
I don't know.
Look, my position on it is the issue is these kids were mixing it up and arguing with these black Israelites.
If you want to point the finger at somebody, point it at them.
You could have that, but instead, Alex...
His take on it is that this Native American elder is Chief Big Wampum, and that he's a Soros operative, and he's there to destabilize things.
He's paid to go to college campuses and get upset about people dressing up like Native Americans.
He has this whole, like...
jordan holmes
That is a strange gig.
I mean, I understand that Uber doesn't pay that well.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
But I'm just saying that that doesn't seem like it pays that well either.
dan friesen
He has this whole convoluted narrative about how Soros is behind it and how this is trying to create racial division and what have you.
jordan holmes
I suppose my biggest frustration and the reason that I didn't pay attention to this story is because there are already so many of these.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
There are so many of these pictures.
Just go to the fucking Ferguson.
Any number of these pictures, if you want to find them, you can see a picture that gives you a perfect encapsulation of white racism.
I don't like these stories because clearly we have not been able to focus on any one of these pictures for a long enough period of time to do anything about it.
dan friesen
You've got too many people muddying the waters, man.
jordan holmes
Right?
dan friesen
Soros operatives, baby.
jordan holmes
To me, it's just so frustrating because it's like, fucking guys, we've got to pick one and then never shut the fuck up about it.
Ever.
The same one every single fucking day.
dan friesen
That's what the right does.
jordan holmes
But that's what I'm saying!
That's why they're successful!
That's why they've done so well is because they have one thing to say and they just fucking hit it every goddamn day.
dan friesen
Right.
They have a real targeting and focus of message.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Whether or not what they're saying is true or not.
jordan holmes
It's why they've won so much.
dan friesen
There's something to that.
So Alex wants to talk about how those kids wearing the MAGA hats are awesome.
And one of the reasons is that places where MAGA is cool are better.
But he then explains what he means by better.
alex jones
I don't think...
jordan holmes
I was going to say, I want to hear where better is.
dan friesen
I don't think that this is better.
jordan holmes
Because I don't think he lives there.
No.
alex jones
Well, guess what?
All the areas where people wear the red hats is where everybody wants to get into.
Because you know what?
That's where people work 12, 14 hours a day.
jordan holmes
No.
alex jones
That's where we still fly old glory down at the courthouse.
jordan holmes
I don't want that.
alex jones
You can make fun of being square all day.
Most of us that are square have not been square at some point and figured out it's a lot better being square than being twisted.
jordan holmes
Is it?
alex jones
Being a drug addict or being a pervert or being a weirdo or being a criminal.
Yeah, you're damn right I'm square.
I'm squared away pretty good.
I'm not perfect.
I want to get squared away more.
dan friesen
You're drunk on air all the time, man.
Don't fucking come at us with this nonsense.
You drink on the job.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
dan friesen
You're real square, Alex.
But I would say that, like, if what he's saying, like, the places where MAGA is cool, like, that's where people are working 12 to 14 hours a day.
That's too much.
jordan holmes
Yeah, boo!
dan friesen
That's terrible.
jordan holmes
Boo!
I don't want to do that.
dan friesen
Get better jobs.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's awful.
jordan holmes
I don't want to do that at all.
dan friesen
No. 14 hours a day is absurd.
That's what I work on this podcast.
jordan holmes
I know.
Do you remember the predictions of the future from the 1940s and 50s?
The number one was always like, and because of automation, we'll all only work three hours a day.
And everyone's like, fuck yes!
dan friesen
Yeah, if your standard of a good place is you're overworked, then probably underpaid.
No, not good.
And then second, he says Old Glory flying at the Statehouse.
He means the Confederate flag.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he absolutely does.
dan friesen
I would say no.
I do not think that makes for a good place.
jordan holmes
I don't even know if I want the American flag flying at the courthouse.
dan friesen
I think that that's fine.
I just want a courthouse.
jordan holmes
That's covered in Bibles.
dan friesen
I think that he's being real stupid there.
And maybe not thinking too much.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I think that even in his, like, sort of calmer moments, he might not advocate for a place where you work 14 hours a day.
That seems like...
jordan holmes
That's the real America.
That's what he's trying to do.
He's trying to be like, the real America, you know, farmers!
Or coal miners.
Maybe.
Those kinds of salt-of-the-earth jobs.
dan friesen
Farmer, maybe.
Farmer might be what he...
jordan holmes
Where you work 14 hours a day, and you go home for two hours, and you hit your wife, and then you sleep for eight hours, and you do it all the next day, Dan!
Real America!
dan friesen
He could be hearkening to that.
That is entirely possible.
But what he fails to recognize is that people who are working 14 hours a day are people who are in the gig economy, and people who have two...
No jobs and you can't make rent and that sort of thing.
jordan holmes
You know who works a lot of 14-hour days?
Fucking Uber drivers and shit.
dan friesen
People in non-Confederate flag-waving states.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you know who doesn't get health insurance?
People working 12 to 14 hours a day.
dan friesen
Yeah, you bet.
So that's all stupid.
Anyway, in this next clip, Alex is trying to drum up fear about this Caravan 2.0.
Because we need it again.
The right needs it again.
jordan holmes
There's another caravan?
dan friesen
Yeah, we talked about this already.
Alex has started season two.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
We're on episode two, season two of Caravan Fear.
They need it again.
And I'm not sure why.
I think it probably has to do with the government shutdown and them trying to make sure that Democrats somehow look bad.
I don't know.
Because there's not another election coming up.
jordan holmes
I suppose their upticks in the shutdown negotiations require a big bad for the wall.
dan friesen
Yeah, exactly.
It's because their narrative about the shutdown is the Democrats don't want the wall.
You build up fear of what the wall could stop.
That sort of thing.
That's entirely what it is.
So we have ruined the end of season two when it's disappointing when it goes exactly the same way as it did in season one.
But Alex is complaining that this time Mexico is going to let people through.
And then he says that Trump should do something very scary.
Everyone should be terrified by this.
alex jones
So we'll get into that as well.
But understand, the Associated Press and others are reporting what Trump said a few weeks ago.
Mexico's gone from saying they'll help defend their own border to, okay, if the U.N. agrees to pay to have these people shipped up to the U.S. border and they don't stay here, we will allow a full-on invasion.
Now, you know what the regular response to that is?
It's for the president to declare an emergency.
jordan holmes
Sure.
alex jones
And to put troops into Mexico.
jordan holmes
I was right.
alex jones
To take Mexico City if we have to.
jordan holmes
Start a war.
Start a war.
alex jones
Mexico City would fall like that.
unidentified
What?
alex jones
And let them know that we're not going to have Mexico running a territorial war against us.
dan friesen
Holy shit.
Alex is saying that Trump...
jordan holmes
Wait, so we're just going to declare war on Mexico?
dan friesen
And take the capital.
jordan holmes
Wow.
I mean, it would fall so fast.
dan friesen
So easily.
jordan holmes
So easily.
You know how great we've been doing in ground wars so far.
dan friesen
We're great at it.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
At what point are you then just not like, oh, we own Mexico now?
Isn't that what you do?
I mean, is that what he's...
Or do you just take Mexico City...
Right.
I don't know, install a government you like there?
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
We don't.
Look, that's what happens.
Our foreign policy is all about taking our allies and installing governments where we didn't need to.
We're all about overthrowing governments, and that's the globalist philosophy.
dan friesen
Right, right, right, right.
jordan holmes
Now, of course, we should do that with Mexico.
I mean, a broken clock is right once a globalist.
So I think it makes perfect sense.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
What the fuck, man?
You hear stuff.
And that is like, that to me is like, did you, like, that's the sleep apnea stuff that I get worried about.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Like, he's advocating for a war on Mexico.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Troops taking Mexico City.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
But that's only because they, what?
dan friesen
How far out of line is this with everything he's purported to believe?
Like the idea of he hates regime change, the idea that he hates foreign intervention, he believes in state sovereignty, all those sorts of things.
All of that is fucking out the window because he is afraid of these immigrants and refugees that have every right to come and plead asylum when they make it to our border.
He's so fucking afraid of that.
And what's behind it, I think...
I think if you really break it down, is the idea that he's afraid of demographic shift.
He's afraid of the idea that white people won't hold on to the power status that they enjoy.
jordan holmes
It's so fun how much right-wing rhetoric relies on Mexico doing things.
It's not like, hey, we're going to accomplish something.
It's like, Mexico's going to do it for us!
See?
It's free!
dan friesen
They're going to pay for the wall, they're going to stop all these caravans, they're going to do all our work for us, which, I mean, it sort of tracks with how they deal with immigrants.
jordan holmes
If they don't do all of our work for us, if that sovereign nation that has control of its own borders doesn't do all of our work for us...
We're just going to have to conquer that nation.
Everybody knows that.
dan friesen
Alex is kind of flippant with Mexican sovereignty, I think partially because he has such fantasies about the founding of Texas and stuff like that.
I think that there's a pretty decent chance that that's what underlies his disrespect of Mexican sovereignty.
jordan holmes
He's just kind of like, technically, I live in Mexico, so we might as well own the whole place.
dan friesen
Might as well.
So that's weird.
I think that's pretty bad.
But in this next clip, Alex expresses...
A certain ambivalence about Trump, and it's as close as you get to criticism.
He says that Trump isn't doing a good enough job in terms of protecting Americans.
alex jones
We're losing tens...
What's the economy losing?
I saw some number like 10 billion a day?
jordan holmes
Yes.
alex jones
So we'll have this stupid standoff into day 32 when the president has the power to do his job and declare the emergency and circumvent the jerks in Congress.
dan friesen
Jerks.
alex jones
Comprende el presidente!
Seriously, I'm starting to get pissed off at Trump.
Now, I know he's a lot better than a foaming at the mouth of Democrats, but it isn't good enough!
Protect us from him!
Do your job!
Stop right there.
Okay, it's true.
I stayed up late last night, so I had half a turbo force this morning.
Half a container, half a packet.
And I shouldn't have done it.
I'm already pissed.
It's making me more angry.
And I tell you what, I'm feeling a lot of energy.
My brain's sure working good right now.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's our newest product.
unidentified
It's Turbo Force from M4LowForceLife.com.
alex jones
And let me tell you.
dan friesen
That is not a good ad pivot.
unidentified
His ad pivot is actively advocating not to take the product.
dan friesen
Don't take this.
unidentified
I had half of one of the recommended doses and I am.
jordan holmes
Fucked up!
Anyways, you should buy meth!
It is less damaging than this shit right here because I am fucked up!
dan friesen
My ad pivot, yeah, it's actively working against like, hey guys, what you're seeing from me right now is I'm out of it.
I'm out of it because I took this product, which is a new product that's available on the Infowarsstore.com.
unidentified
I'm like, what the fuck?
dan friesen
This is bad!
jordan holmes
That is hilarious.
unidentified
That is very funny.
dan friesen
If it were a sketch, it would be brilliant.
It would be so funny.
jordan holmes
I have had three heart attacks this morning, and I would attribute that mainly to TurboForce, the new product available in the Infowars store.
dan friesen
I didn't sleep last night.
Which is also attributable to what he said a couple days earlier, that he has severe sleep apnea.
So he has that.
That's probably what caused him to not be able to sleep.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
So then he gets up in the morning, he has to do his show, he takes his own products, he's fucked up on air and he tries to sell them by saying how tough they are to deal with.
I don't understand this world, man.
It's crazy.
jordan holmes
That's bananas.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's pretty nuts.
jordan holmes
I think we're losing, what, like $2 billion in GDP a week?
dan friesen
Something like that.
jordan holmes
That's the real one, not $10 billion a day.
dan friesen
But I mean, regardless, it's a lot.
And then even beyond that, there's so many hidden costs that are going on.
Not just financial costs, but in terms of programs that are being, like their funding is falling through.
Whether it's research, there's so many labs that you can read about where people are having to sneak in to keep cultures alive of research they're doing and stuff like that.
There's going to be like massive, massive fallout that we won't understand probably for like the next year.
And that was the case the last time we had an even shorter government shutdown.
We didn't understand the damage that was being done as it was happening.
And we do understand right now the people who are being affected by it not being paid and stuff like that.
We understand that.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
It's harrowing to think about all the stuff that we're going to discover that we just didn't realize got fucked up in the process.
jordan holmes
And what's super important to remember is that as much as this is Trump being a giant baby, every Republican in elected office save maybe a few.
Trump is a giant coward.
Trump is an idiot.
Trump doesn't know.
Trump is trying to win a fight.
Trump is not aware of how real things work.
He's a fucking moron.
unidentified
Probably.
jordan holmes
Every one of these guys in the Senate, not every one of them, but a ton of GOP members in the Senate and the House know full fucking well the damage that they are doing, and they're doing it out of cowardice because they are watching their constituents get fucked over because they don't want to...
Get blowback?
dan friesen
They don't want to show ass.
jordan holmes
They don't want to look like they're breaking ranks.
And that is exactly why we're fucked.
Because all of these people are cowards.
dan friesen
Probably.
But Alex is still criticizing Trump a little bit in that last clip.
He's still giving him a little bit of, I'm getting sick of this guy.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
We're on getting sick of this guy watch year two.
dan friesen
Yeah, but this time Alex follows up.
By expressing a plan that he has to protest Trump.
alex jones
And people need to call the White House and support the president by getting his attention.
And I am going to go to D.C. soon and have a march on the White House, a peaceful march, calling for the president to do his job and declare an emergency.
I thought he would have done it by now.
They said he was, but he backed off.
dan friesen
Okay.
How crazy is it for Alex fucking Jones to be talking about going to Washington, D.C., halfway across the country, to hold a quote-unquote peaceful march, by the way, where he tries to encourage the president to express executive powers.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
How crazy?
Not a few years ago, whether it was Obama or Bush's term, He would have done the exact same thing, or maybe pretended he was going to, because he's not going to follow through with this.
jordan holmes
No, hell no.
dan friesen
That would be a lot of work.
Yeah, too much.
jordan holmes
He has sleep apnea.
dan friesen
Yeah.
But he would have said that he was going to go and protest Bush or Obama, but it would be to have them not express their executive powers.
jordan holmes
Right, exactly!
dan friesen
So now you have Trump, and he's like, he's not doing the thing I need.
I need him to create this authoritarian state, because once he does, I can be a media figure.
jordan holmes
Yeah, pretty much.
dan friesen
I can't do it until he does that.
jordan holmes
I will be accepted once again.
dan friesen
Yeah, exactly.
jordan holmes
I am going to go to the White House and have a peaceful protest saying that Trump should declare himself king and destroy the White House.
dan friesen
So I can get back on Twitter.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
What a petty bitch.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's pathetic.
But I mean, underneath it is that he knows...
Or he believes that Trump expressing these executive powers will allow him to create this sort of world that Alex wants to live in, which we understand from engaging with Alex's rhetoric over the years is a white supremacist authoritarian state.
jordan holmes
Do you think there is also a bit of a, like, obviously in the world we live in now, he can't really be successful.
So, if Trump installs a, I guess, dictatorship...
dan friesen
I think about this exact question that you're about to ask a lot.
jordan holmes
Then Trump is thinking, well, I mean, of course I'm going to keep Fox and Friends.
Those dudes are stupid shills for me.
dan friesen
He loves the deuce.
jordan holmes
I'm going to get rid of Shepard Smith.
dan friesen
He might fire Kilmeade, too.
Kilmeade's got to go.
jordan holmes
I think we're all fine with that.
dan friesen
Kilmeade's getting a little too lippy on Fox and Friends.
jordan holmes
But he's going to install Alex as his front piece?
Is that kind of what he thinks?
He's going to install Alex in a media operation?
dan friesen
I think that Alex thinks that his brand of media would be much more protected.
Because we heard him talk about it, about how Obama put in all these executive orders that he can't name and doesn't specify any of them.
And one of them is this vague idea of controlling the media.
jordan holmes
The go fuck yourself Alex Jones initiative.
dan friesen
The government has the authority, the executive has the authority to take over the media and stuff like that.
What he's really talking about is the emergency alert system.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
But he believes that...
jordan holmes
Ooh, what if he was the voice of the emergency alert system?
dan friesen
Tornado coming!
This is just a warning.
Tornado watch.
Get to your basements.
jordan holmes
Hawaii!
A nuclear bomb is coming!
Everyone's going to kill you!
Beep, beep, beep, beep.
Apologies.
dan friesen
I can do my own Foley work.
jordan holmes
That was an error.
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't...
jordan holmes
Except I was still right, but it was an error.
dan friesen
I think that there is some sense that he has that's misguided, obviously, but there is some sense that should Trump put through these executive powers that Alex believes him to have, he would be able to then overturn all of the things that are keeping Alex down.
jordan holmes
Like, Trump can get an executive order to put him back on Facebook.
dan friesen
Right.
Because he believes that those things that are keeping him off of these social media platforms are parts of government coordination and stuff like that.
But it's the globalists within the government that are doing it, not his treasured nationalists.
So it's all based on a misunderstanding of what's happening to him.
And I think a lot of it is willful.
But also, it does also feel like he might actually believe it.
It's really hard to say.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
I just want him to take over for Sarah Huckabee Sanders because life would be so much better.
unidentified
Boof.
dan friesen
That would be crazy.
jordan holmes
They're not even doing press briefings anymore.
You might as well put Alex in there.
Fuck yeah.
Everybody would have a great time.
dan friesen
And it would make Alex feel so good.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Give him a much needed win.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Second source of income so he can get that neck surgery he needs.
Which I bring back up because I think that this next clip...
It was a demonstration on January 23rd of exactly his glutamine excessiveness.
His overabundance of this...
jordan holmes
Stress hormone.
dan friesen
This accelerator.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And his GABA deficiency.
I believe that what we see in this next clip...
jordan holmes
Not hormone, but brain chemicals, yeah.
dan friesen
I think this is a full demonstration of this.
And this is why it makes me uncomfortable.
I still like to laugh about him and stuff like that, but this is why it's kind of uncomfortable.
alex jones
She drives around in $190,000 cars.
dan friesen
He's talking about Maxine Waters.
alex jones
These people are criminals.
She swindled to her husband, tens of millions of dollars to his bank of bailout money.
She's a damn criminal!
Excuse me, they put Maxine Waters on the screen and made me start to have a little bit of a heart attack there.
I don't like losing.
I don't like seeing this country get run into ground.
We can beat these people if we just start making the right moves!
I'll stop right now.
Dave!
I did take Turbo Force this morning.
Okay.
jordan holmes
Holy shit!
alex jones
But it's also serious issues.
Dave!
See, I can't really take my own products.
Dave in New York?
jordan holmes
That's a really bad ad pivot.
dan friesen
That's...
I mean, that's not even...
That's an anti-ad pivot at the end.
But like what you're seeing there...
jordan holmes
Either that or he just...
Did a line of coke.
dan friesen
Could be.
jordan holmes
That's entirely possible.
unidentified
That's the problem.
jordan holmes
It could be that he's just doing coke.
dan friesen
The behavior is also in line with that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, because you've definitely been to a party where people say that shit.
dan friesen
Yeah, or just...
Some other thing could make someone laugh that maniacally.
And I know that it's sort of a running joke on our show, the fake laugh.
A lot of the time, definitely fake.
That is right on the line of fake and psychotic.
There's something about that.
jordan holmes
That's a scary laugh.
dan friesen
That second laugh gives you chills.
jordan holmes
It really fucks with you.
It's kind of on an almost primal level of like, if you hear somebody make that noise, you want to run.
dan friesen
Yeah, I'm going to play it again.
jordan holmes
Because some shit is happening.
dan friesen
I'm going to play it again.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
Dave.
I did take Turbo Force this morning.
Okay.
But it's also serious issues.
Dave.
See, I can't really take my own products.
jordan holmes
That's fucking the Joker.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's legit.
alex jones
Why so serious?
jordan holmes
That's crazy.
dan friesen
I think that if you, on second listen, I think that there is an element of it that's fake, and then there's also a part of it that's not.
jordan holmes
It's very scary.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's very tough to find the line there.
No matter what it is, it belies someone who is mentally unwell.
Yeah.
You hate to see this, even in a big one.
jordan holmes
Even if that was an act?
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Even if that was fully an act?
dan friesen
100% an act.
jordan holmes
100% an act.
That's still f***ing.
It's fucking scary.
Anybody who's doing that as an act knows how terrifying they are.
dan friesen
And presenting it is real.
And, you know, you heard that he's going to calls.
So he's bringing that energy into talking to his audience.
jordan holmes
Hi, David!
unidentified
I can't take my own product!
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Anyways, Dave, have you tried Turbo Force?
dan friesen
It's on sale now.
Terrifying.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
There's no way around it.
Fake or real.
It's still super fucked up.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm uncomfortable with all of that.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, in this next clip, Alex gets back to the Covington business, and he says that that Native American gentleman, he already called him Big Chief Wampum.
jordan holmes
That's bad.
I assume we're going to continue descending into more racial hatred.
dan friesen
I'll say it's not good.
alex jones
I'm coming right back with the Covington kids because that's the next subject I want to get into in the new insane developments.
We knew it.
We guessed it.
He's a Democratic Party Soros operative confirmed.
He went to other churches and would try to break into them and go into services and beating his drum saying that Christianity attacked the natives and all this crap.
And, of course, he wasn't a Vietnam veteran.
That was all a lie.
And this guy doesn't just look like a demonic snake.
He is a demonic snake.
Absolute bottom-of-the-barrel Democrat filth garbage every time.
We'll be right back.
Stay with us.
dan friesen
That's terrible.
That is just terrible.
I mean, on so many levels.
Terrible.
jordan holmes
I think he's really channeling Andrew Jackson trying to finish the Native American genocide right there.
dan friesen
Well, you know, he loves the old Jackson.
jordan holmes
Because it's legitimately like, oh, he's saying that Christians came in and murdered...
They did.
They did.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
They did it on purpose through Christianity.
That was their main reason for destroying that life.
dan friesen
But what did this guy do?
jordan holmes
Oh, he was there.
And he looked so different.
dan friesen
In his interviews that happened afterwards, he wasn't even mad at those kids.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
He didn't demonize them or anything like that.
jordan holmes
No, I'm pretty sure he was a demonic snake, which is why you can't demonize other people.
That's one of the rules of hell.
Did you not know that?
dan friesen
You know, he says that he looks like a demonic snake, which is also, you know...
jordan holmes
You would know that if you had been into some serious Satanist shit between the ages of 12 and 15. You'd also know that if you pretended to be into some serious Satanist shit.
dan friesen
I don't know.
Whenever you say that somebody looks like demonic whatever, that's usually you're trying to use code.
I always get the sense that whenever you're relating someone's appearance to demonicness, you're generally...
I mean, you're talking about their physical characteristics.
It's tough to wiggle away from that because I see that guy and I don't think he looks like a demonic snake.
jordan holmes
He looks pretty nice.
dan friesen
He looks like a guy?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
What I think is nice about it is that normally he uses demonic snake.
To refer to Jews.
So it's nice that he's broadening his horizons, you know?
dan friesen
He's using the built-up sort of potency of it that he's used in the past.
Yeah.
And applying it now to this new situation.
So he's using that trigger that he's built up to apply to this guy.
So it's not better.
jordan holmes
It is a...
I actually kind of think that he's in a bummer of a place even for him.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Because what he would really love is to go after the black Israelites.
dan friesen
I don't think he even understands that that's part of the story.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
But for...
Okay, if I was giving...
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
If we were doing our consultancy business...
dan friesen
If we worked at InfoWars...
jordan holmes
If we were doing our consultancy business, our main goal would be go after the black Israelites, but the picture...
dan friesen
But the reason that he can't is that they are nationalists, too.
Like, they're black nationalists.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
I think the reason that he can't is because they're not in the picture.
Like, if the most publicized picture was the black Israelites and the white assholes, then he can be like, yeah, of course it's right to go after them.
A long series of reasons, parentheses, mainly because they're black.
But because the picture is of the Native American Vietnam War vet, he has to take him down, and he's like, ah!
This is bad even for me!
dan friesen
I think that one of the reasons that he can't, even if he did understand the full scope of the situation, go after the black Israelites is that anybody who knows anything about them knows that they...
thrive on antagonism.
What they do, generally speaking, is they hang out in cities on the East Coast, like New York, and they yell at people on street corners.
I don't know anything about the black Israelites.
jordan holmes
Could you provide some context for me?
dan friesen
I can't provide a lot, but if you want to learn a little bit more about them, go for it.
But also, there's a good Louis Theroux documentary where he went and hung out with the black nationalists.
And they were one of the groups that he hung out with.
You can get a little bit of an insight into how they operate.
jordan holmes
So it's equivalent to...
dan friesen
Like the street preachers that you see here in Chicago.
Like that guy down on State Street who yells, you're going to hell.
And stuff like that.
There is a little kernel of that in what they do.
They're sort of...
The way they operate is to entice people into what they believe by antagonizing them.
I don't know if you had this...
Because you didn't go to college fully.
But when I went...
jordan holmes
Ouch!
dan friesen
I'm sorry.
I don't mean to disparage.
jordan holmes
I earned a degree.
I just didn't pay for it.
dan friesen
Fine.
jordan holmes
I have more credits than necessary.
dan friesen
When I went to University of Missouri, there was a guy who used to come to campus named Brother Jed.
And he was this evangelist who would go around the country.
I'm sure a number of people who were listening had him come to their campus.
Throughout the time they were in college.
He was around.
But his main base was in Missouri.
jordan holmes
His main base was in Missouri.
dan friesen
And he was always on campus at Mizzou.
And his whole thing was just screaming at people about how they're whores and how they're going to hell.
And what he would do is he would attract a large crowd of college kids who were mostly laughing at him.
And then he would yell at them and try and engage.
them in debates and that was his style of evangelism and you know what here's the thing it doesn't work big picture but it does work in terms of like a thousand people are going to laugh at you and maybe someone's going to take a swing at you but you get to use that guy who takes a swing at you as an example of why you're right and you're oppressed right and the people who do come to you
Maybe one out of every 5,000 people that you encounter is going to be extreme as fuck, and that's going to be a good recruit.
People like the black Israelites, they are operating in a very similar technique.
They're using the same strategy.
It's that broad net that you're going to lose everybody, but the people you do get are going to be...
Soldiers.
They're going to be acolytes.
jordan holmes
And this is different from the 5% Nation?
dan friesen
Yes, that's through Islam.
jordan holmes
Do they get along well?
dan friesen
Actually, the 5% Nation...
Is an offshoot of Malcolm X's church.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
That Malcolm X's church wasn't extreme enough for them.
So this guy named Clarence 13X, whose nickname is Pudding.
jordan holmes
I love him.
dan friesen
His name is Pudding.
jordan holmes
I would like him to be my friend.
dan friesen
Because his words were so smooth.
jordan holmes
Is he still alive?
dan friesen
No, he is dead.
jordan holmes
God damn it.
dan friesen
But Clarence 13X, who branched off of the Nation of Islam, created the 5% Nation, the Nation of Gods and Earths, wherein his conception is the black man is God.
made up of the constituent parts, arm, leg, leg, arm, head, which are Allah, arm, leg, leg, arm, That seems a little too easy, especially since English, but never mind.
Sure.
jordan holmes
Like, he knows they don't spell it that way in...
Never mind.
dan friesen
He believes that the black man is God, and the black woman is their Earth, so they exist in a sort of mutually...
Respectful arrangement where the god rules over the earth and the earth...
Sure, of course.
It's patriarchal as hell.
Also, white people were created in a lab by an evil scientist named Yaku.
jordan holmes
Again, I still don't disbelieve that.
dan friesen
And there's tons of people in pop culture who kind of believe these beliefs, like the Wu-Tang Clan, among other rappers.
jordan holmes
The Riz has done a lot for me.
I don't disagree yet.
dan friesen
But one of the interesting things is that the Riz's version of the 5% Nation is almost a reform 5% Nation idea.
He takes a lot of the racism out of it, or at least he has in later times.
I think if you went back to, like, When 36 Chambers was recorded, it probably...
jordan holmes
Did he nail 36 theses on the wall?
dan friesen
Might have.
I might know too much about them.
The reason it's called the 5% Nation is because they believe that there are 5% of the population that is aware of the truth and helping wake up the rest of the population.
85% of the population is deaf, blind, and dumb.
They have no idea what's going on.
And then there's 10% that is working against the 5% that are trying to keep the 85 that don't have a clue asleep in their slumber.
And the truth that the 5% knows is that the black man is God.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But in the more reformed versions of it that the RZA espouses these days, it's not really that important what race you are.
It's more a self-empowerment thing.
Like the 5% understands that you are a god in your own life.
That sort of thing.
Now granted there's still some misogyny aspects to it that I'm not comfortable with.
jordan holmes
That part hasn't been reformed.
We're right back into patriarchy here.
dan friesen
It's not great.
It's interesting.
To answer your question in a briefer way, the 5% Nation is an Islamic group as opposed to the black Israelites, which are more sort of the Judeo-Christian line.
jordan holmes
That's what I was wondering.
Do they get along?
unidentified
Do they hang out?
jordan holmes
They can't get along, right?
dan friesen
No, but they do.
unidentified
That's such a bummer.
jordan holmes
We've got a 5% Israeli-Palestine situation going on.
I'm sorry.
Absolutely.
dan friesen
No, it's all right.
And they do share a lot of black nationalist ideas, certainly, which seems like it would be common ground.
But from what I understand, and I could be a little bit wrong about this, but from what I understand, they don't see eye to eye.
unidentified
Gotcha.
dan friesen
The 5% Nation and the black Israelites aren't cool.
jordan holmes
Oh, bummer.
You guys could have had a great time together.
dan friesen
Alex goes on at this point to talk more about how cool these kids were from Covington.
The Covington Boys.
jordan holmes
That was also a great band name, too.
I would like that.
dan friesen
He says something that, boy, not good.
alex jones
And these kids are so cool.
This must be an awesome school.
jordan holmes
You hate cool people.
You want to be a square.
alex jones
They're taking this nicely.
Let me tell you something.
When I was 14, 15, 16, just the average person in Dallas.
I don't care if you're an adult or who you were.
We were all polite and nice, but if somebody got in our face and started beating drums on our face or telling us they were going to kick our ass, you'd have a problem.
dan friesen
I thought you were a Satanist at that time.
jordan holmes
I was writing down two of those years at least.
You were a Satanist.
So shouldn't you condemn that behavior?
dan friesen
I don't understand.
His whole timeline is fucked.
But him saying that this school is awesome and it must be a great school.
You can go find pictures of...
A bunch of the kids from the school, like at basketball games and blackface.
jordan holmes
That's great.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Real cool school.
jordan holmes
That's part of their tradition?
dan friesen
You bet.
It's crazy.
So Alex is being like, this is a great, it seems like a great school.
No, it's not.
And there's more indications of this, too.
Like, there have been other people who have looked into the, sort of the staff there and talked to other students who go to that school.
They've all indicated there's a pretty, there's a pretty problematically...
Very, like, singularly white situation.
jordan holmes
There was an interview with the valedictorian who was gay, who was like, this school is fucked!
dan friesen
Yeah.
I didn't read that interview, but I believe it.
jordan holmes
He was a former valedictorian.
I mean, I think it was like last year or something.
dan friesen
You always are a valedictorian if you are once.
That's what I say.
That sounds right.
unidentified
Except I didn't graduate college, so...
dan friesen
In this next clip, Alex is trying to defend these kids, and what he does is he appeals to a lie that he has built up as a waypoint over the years.
And because we've done our work and we've followed Alex, we know this is a lie, and it's fun to see.
alex jones
We had Matthew in Nevada making the point that people are saying, we're going to kill you, go back to Europe, we're going to harvest your organs.
The provocateur wasn't doing it, he was just beating the drum in their face, and then had the people with him.
dan friesen
So Alex is already, without talking about the specifics of the situation, is admitting that these were the black Israelites who were yelling these things.
So the provocateur, though, was this Native American guy with his drum.
unidentified
By necessity.
dan friesen
I don't understand how that's the provocateur-ing if what Alex is mad about is these black Israelites who are screaming at the kids, go back to Europe, I'm going to take your organs and shit like that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I was going to say, by necessity, the provocateur cannot be the guy.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
It has to be the people screaming at you.
dan friesen
The person who's actively trying to diffuse the situation between the two parties that are fighting.
unidentified
He's the mediator.
dan friesen
Alex doesn't give a shit.
alex jones
That he led over like the Pied Piper.
That's what these provocateurs do.
That's what's in the Antifa documents.
Which one?
It actually says it in the documents.
2018, we got them.
jordan holmes
Which one?
alex jones
It's how they're trying to cause martial law and race riots.
And talk about how they're Antifa people.
They start the violence.
They start the call.
They even have drums sometimes.
And then they try to trigger the population to get even more violent.
They have agreed areas they can target with the police.
Certain trash cans.
certain businesses that are in on it at a corporate level like Starbucks.
I always wonder why they always attack Starbucks.
dan friesen
These are the documents that he found on 4chan that are completely fake.
These are the contracts that you have to sign.
This is complete bullshit.
This to me is where the conversation really should stop, but because of the show that we do, it never does.
Alex says something like that.
And all you have to do is, Alex, where does your narrative go if those aren't real?
You haven't proven that they're real.
So do you have anything to stand on here if they're not real?
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
No, you don't.
All this falls apart.
This idea that the guy...
His provocateur falls apart.
He's even now throwing in that in those documents, like, sometimes I have drums.
I wasn't a part of this before.
He was using it because it's convenient now.
You know that the initial thing was a lie, so you can add a hat to a hat.
You can lie on top of a lie.
It doesn't matter.
Say that there's drums in that document.
Who gives a shit?
jordan holmes
If the Antifa sometimes uses drums, this guy was using a drum.
He must be Antifa.
That's a logically sound statement.
unidentified
One to one.
jordan holmes
You love logic.
You can clearly confirm that if A uses a drum, then by necessity, if B uses a drum, despite there being no connection between them, they must be the same.
dan friesen
The way you do it is some Antifa protesters use drums.
This protester used a drum.
It's possible that this protester was Antifa.
unidentified
Nope.
Confirm.
dan friesen
That's the best you could do.
jordan holmes
It's in the documents.
dan friesen
It doesn't work.
At this point, towards the end of the show, Alex gets some breaking news, and he's got to go to it because it's important.
alex jones
But this just broke.
Caracas is basically falling in Venezuela.
The president here has recognized the opposition leader that many experts believe won the last election.
dan friesen
That's crazy.
So Juan Guido has declared himself the president of Venezuela.
That's what's going on.
But the president, up to this point, has been Nicolas Maduro.
I have no interest in litigating the presidency of Maduro because I sincerely think that it's a side issue.
What's going on right now is a coup.
And Donald Trump has expressed that he recognizes Gaido as the president of Venezuela and that, quote, all options are on the table in terms of dealing with the situation.
This could end up being a very, very serious problem.
Because you know who recognizes Maduro still at this point?
Russia.
China, North Korea, Iran, Turkey, Mexico, and many other countries.
There's a ton of oil in Venezuela, so it's not like the world is just going to agree to disagree about who the president of the country is.
And this could very seriously blow up into a geopolitical crisis.
Now that Maduro has indicated that he's going to cut off relations with the U.S., and he's given notice for diplomats to return.
jordan holmes
Yeah, they have 72 hours or whatever?
dan friesen
Yeah, it's crazy.
We're recording this on Wednesday because of our schedules this week, but just before we started recording, there were indications growing that Trump will not withdraw diplomats because the president he recognizes didn't ask him to.
This is a recipe for an international incident.
jordan holmes
Wait, he said he wouldn't withdraw them?
dan friesen
There were indications that he was going to make that statement right before we started recording.
jordan holmes
Holy shit, he's going to get motherfuckers killed.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
I mean, that could spark, like...
An absolute disaster.
I don't know what the situation is because for the last hour and a half we've been recording, but as I was following it before this, what you see is the recipe for real fucking trouble.
Because it's not an isolated thing.
I know how bad Brazil is.
The idea that Bolsonaro is in power.
That sort of thing.
But it doesn't have the same wedge.
going on in Venezuela right now does.
These are both coups, absolutely, in terms of what...
And right in line with how we treat South America and Central America.
But this is different, because we have now...
Trump and Trudeau in Canada has also said that they recognize Gaido as the president.
And so you have these...
X group of people who are like, that is the real president of this oil-rich country.
No.
These other people think Maduro is still the president of this country.
What ends up happening is, who does the military support?
And then, if they support the side that, oh, I don't know, America doesn't agree with, what does that turn into?
It has the potential to be a ridiculous powder keg.
jordan holmes
It is something of a weird conversation, though, because when you do add in Mexico recognizes Maduro as president, he has received a lot of pushback from that.
You know, AMLO, people aren't stoked that he was like, yeah, Maduro's president.
dan friesen
Nope.
jordan holmes
That wasn't a thing that everybody's cool with.
unidentified
No, no, no.
jordan holmes
So Mexico joining that coalition is one of those...
Things where people have very mixed feelings about.
dan friesen
And I have mixed feelings, too.
We're not sitting here supporting Maduro or anything like that.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Fuck Maduro.
dan friesen
But the situation that's happening right now with Juan Guido is nonsensical.
It's ludicrous.
So Guido has been the leader of the National Assembly.
But he did not supposedly win the 2018 election, as Alex is presenting.
That's crazy.
The candidates in that election were Maduro, Henri Falcón, Javier Bartucci, Reynaldo Quijada, and Luis Alejandro Ratti.
If Alex wants to make the argument that Maduro's win was suspicious, fine.
Go for it.
jordan holmes
Because it was.
dan friesen
We can have that conversation.
jordan holmes
Agreed.
dan friesen
But to say that Gaido is the rightful winner of that election, and some international organizations believe that, it demonstrates a complete lack of awareness of what's going on, because he wasn't even in that election.
That's nuts.
jordan holmes
I was going to facetiously say, of course he didn't win that election.
He didn't even run, because I thought that would be a fun joke.
dan friesen
Nope.
jordan holmes
He didn't even run?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
He ran for, like, president of the National Assembly, which is like the legislature.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
Great.
dan friesen
From what I understand, it's, like, essentially equivalent to, like, Speaker of the House kind of position.
So after being sworn in as president of the National Assembly last year, Gaido began encouraging the military and the government to recognize him as the rightful president of the country.
It's possible to live in a world where you have severe misgivings about how Maduro runs the country, and at the same time recognize that this is an anti-democratic coup happening right in front of our eyes.
I certainly don't know what the right answer is, but I'm fairly certain that it's not immediately recognize the guy who declares himself president as the rightful president of the country.
jordan holmes
No, that sounds right.
dan friesen
I don't think that's the right way to go about it.
jordan holmes
What they should do is elect to mayor.
I think that would be a great idea.
He can't run in Brazil anymore.
He might as well become president of Venezuela.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
That makes perfect sense.
dan friesen
Extradite Lula to Venezuela.
Let's see what happens.
jordan holmes
Actually, that would probably work out great.
dan friesen
Not in a month.
We're laughing, but this is very, very serious.
jordan holmes
No, this is fucked up.
We're all gonna...
dan friesen
And the possibility...
I'm not trying to predict terrible things to come or anything like that, because I don't like being a doomsday guy or anything like that.
But the potential for real serious disagreement among world powers is very possible here.
Because Venezuela and their oil resources are a very important piece of not just our world, but everyone else's.
So the idea that Russia, China, Iran, Turkey recognize Maduro as the president, and we are starting to say, like, nah, it's Gaido.
Where do you think that ends?
jordan holmes
If only there were previous historical examples of America recognizing somebody as the president who wasn't democratically elected.
I mean, can you think of any?
dan friesen
None.
No, I know, I know.
But this is happening in front of our eyes right now.
unidentified
I know.
It's weird.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's terrifying.
So Alex doesn't really do any analysis on that.
I can't wait for, like, a week from now for him to be like, I like this guy, no guy.
And it's like, hey, man, you hate, like, foreign intervention.
You hate regime change.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
You hate all of these things.
You hate...
Anti-democratic processes.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
You respect sovereignty of countries.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
What are you doing?
Like, it just...
He has no...
He's a man adrift.
He has no center.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
This is weird.
I don't like it.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
It makes me feel really uncomfortable when somebody does it.
And this is also true of...
To always make it clear.
Party affiliation is not important.
dan friesen
Not in our country.
jordan holmes
Not to me or anything like that.
So to see so many people just fucking abandon their principles.
dan friesen
To watch these so many Democrats too.
That's what I'm saying.
Because they don't like Maduro getting on board with this.
jordan holmes
That's what I'm saying.
dan friesen
Just because you don't like Maduro doesn't mean that this is the right answer.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
If you don't have principles, then fucking say it.
You know?
Like, just say, I don't give a fuck about what it is I pretend to believe, and I will do the expedient thing in order to achieve my short-term goals, which, as we know from all of human history, always works out great.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, I don't know how better to say, go fuck yourself.
dan friesen
I mean, yeah, totally.
I mean, all the people who are, you know, making those arguments know that it's not going to affect them at all.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's true.
dan friesen
It's going to affect the people in Venezuela.
It's going to affect...
The collateral damage that ends up with tons and tons of death there.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's dreadfully unacceptable.
jordan holmes
Which is great, because the Venezuelan people have been doing so well for so long.
dan friesen
Sure, and Alex talks about the idea that they're eating dogs all the time and stuff like that.
Sure, there's a conversation to be had about Hugo Chavez and Maduro's mismanagement of resources and stuff like that.
Absolutely.
Then there's also a conversation to be had.
We talk about sanctions, or at least our government and media talks about sanctions, and I can't find a moral argument for them.
jordan holmes
Do you know what I mean?
dan friesen
I think, yeah, it's hard.
Because ideologically, I think they're right in terms of, you know, if there is, it's sort of like putting someone in timeout.
Like, if you look at it just from, like, on paper standpoint.
jordan holmes
It's not.
It's more like putting, it's more like a child, like a parent acting terribly.
And putting the child in timeout.
Except you're starving the child to death.
dan friesen
But that's what I was going to get to in the second part of this.
jordan holmes
Sorry about that.
I apologize for interrupting you.
dan friesen
No, it's fine.
On paper, it seems like it's a good way to do it.
If some country is out of line, then cut off the aid and put sanctions on, freeze accounts and that sort of thing.
It seems like that's the right thing to do, but we've had enough time where we've seen that the effect of it doesn't actually hurt the people that you're trying to hurt, which would be the oligarchs, the people who are in power, that sort of thing.
It only ends up hurting the people beneath them.
So we should know from experience that it doesn't work, though it appears that it would work.
Same way that quarantines and closing the borders, it feels like it would work.
It seems like a good argument.
jordan holmes
It makes a logical sense.
Yeah, an intuitive sense as opposed to a logical sense.
dan friesen
Yeah, it feels like the right thing to do, but we have enough experience, we have enough history to know that it doesn't, and it just hurts the most vulnerable people.
So yeah, I agree.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what the appropriate thing or international protocol should be.
I don't know.
One of the problems is this is still developing, even as we're recording this, and it'll be another day before this episode is out.
So by the time this episode comes out, there'll be things that we're unaware of as we're recording.
And so I don't know.
The situation will develop and what have you, but the big point is that Alex doesn't understand what's going on.
He has no idea.
He's commenting in a flippant way, which seems to...
It indicates initial support for Gaido.
Inasmuch as he's saying that he should have been the rightful winner of the last election.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it's a pathetic position for him to be in.
He needs to do better.
jordan holmes
I suppose...
dan friesen
He needs to prepare in any way.
And I understand this is breaking news.
jordan holmes
No, absolutely.
dan friesen
There's a way to uncritically and just without editorial position to reveal breaking news.
So you're in the middle of your show.
This news breaks.
You say, here's the situation.
We'll talk about it a little bit later.
Need to get some more details.
That sort of thing.
That's how you present that.
Or, if you're someone who has studied the situation and understands the history of Venezuela, understands what's going on there, you can editorialize a little bit, but Alex is doing neither.
It's just bad.
jordan holmes
I halfway think his prescription for solving the Venezuela crisis...
Is for America to take over Mexico City.
dan friesen
I mean, that's part of it.
jordan holmes
Doesn't that sound...
dan friesen
Well, Mexico sports Maduro.
unidentified
That's true.
dan friesen
Yeah, maybe.
So we have one more clip, Jordan.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So recently there have been a couple posts in our group on Facebook, Go Home and Tell Your Mother You're Brilliant, that are asking...
jordan holmes
Nice.
dan friesen
They're asking us...
jordan holmes
I did take some Go Home and Tell Your Mother You're Brilliant this morning, and I am fucked up.
unidentified
You're fucked up.
jordan holmes
So I wouldn't recommend joining the group at all.
dan friesen
Don't do it.
There have been a couple posts asking if...
Anybody has any idea if Alex knows about our show?
And my response to that is always kind of like a, I think he probably does.
I think I have some reason to believe that he does.
But also, anything that I think, or any evidence that I have that he knows about our show could be explained away by coincidence.
jordan holmes
Did he hear about us through the Somali pirates?
dan friesen
Could be.
It could all be coincidence.
There's nothing definitive.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But...
I don't think that you live in a world where there are two people who have been putting out multiple episodes critiquing him for two years.
And at least somebody who works at Infowars doesn't know about it.
I think that's unrealistic.
jordan holmes
Especially with his penchance for finding every single specific critic about him that he possibly...
Like, somebody wrote a random-ass blog on one of our episodes in the past, and he spent an hour on it.
dan friesen
Yeah.
But also, that might have been how he used to operate.
Maybe he sort of let that go.
jordan holmes
Always possible.
unidentified
Who knows?
dan friesen
There's a lot of possibilities.
I can't say definitively either way.
But...
I think this next clip made me gasp from the Wednesday the 23rd.
Because it indicates that if he listens to our show, he listens early in the morning.
Like, before he does his show.
jordan holmes
Okay, on the way to work, he listens to us?
dan friesen
Listen to this.
jordan holmes
I like that.
alex jones
Well, let me tell you who, and I know one of the members of the Who is a big listener.
Big one.
unidentified
Sheep no longer.
alex jones
Because I got the answers.
jordan holmes
Are you sure you're not listening to us?
dan friesen
Come on, man!
I have not heard him talk about the Who being big listeners, except for that episode that we put out on Wednesday, the morning that he recorded this show.
It happens, and again, coincidence.
Probably a crazy coincidence.
jordan holmes
That's crazy.
dan friesen
But it's nuts, man.
I like living in this fantasy world where he woke up and listened to our show and was like, yeah, who are fans of me?
I remember that.
jordan holmes
God damn it.
Are you actually smart?
Are you fucking with us?
dan friesen
It's not.
I need to know!
He says that at least one of the members of The Who is a big fan of his show.
And I should say, there's only two members of The Who who are still alive.
Roger Daltrey and Pete Townsend.
jordan holmes
I was going to say, Keith Moon.
unidentified
Dead.
jordan holmes
Not a fan.
dan friesen
And Whistle.
Not a fan.
Townsend 100% is not a fan of Alex.
In 1974, Pete Townsend said that he was a practicing capitalist, but his ideals were communist.
In 2012, he gave an interview where he said, quote, I try to stay away from American politics because I'm a bit of a neocon.
I like the idea of America as the world's police force.
That's not in line with Alex in any way.
Uh-uh.
So you could say that he had nascent communist tendencies back in the 70s, and then he grew into a neocon, which is a very regular trajectory for people of that generation.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Talking about my generation.
jordan holmes
Especially ones who become rich.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
That's kind of a big...
unidentified
You bet.
dan friesen
But the idea that he would become a self-avowed neocon and express that sort of thing means he's not even close to Alex's worldview.
I think that Alex here is just really talking about how Roger Daltrey did an interview where he endorsed Brexit.
I think that's what he's going off of.
unidentified
Is that it?
dan friesen
Yeah, I think that's what he's going off of.
But in the same interview, he critiques Trump and says he has stupid hair and shit like that, so I don't know.
jordan holmes
Goddammit, Daltrey, get your house in order!
dan friesen
But it's got to be Daltrey that Alex is talking about, because it's not Townsend.
It is not Townsend.
So it's got to be adultery.
But I looked for it.
I tried to find, like, some indication that, like, where is he close to Alex?
And it's legitimately the only thing that I can find is one interview he did where he said, yeah, I'm into Brexit.
jordan holmes
See, because I could almost see Keith Moon being into Alex.
dan friesen
He's dead, though.
jordan holmes
I know.
That's the problem.
When did Alex start his show?
Because Keith Moon died before that.
dan friesen
This one was from literally today.
unidentified
No, no, no.
jordan holmes
All right, all right.
God damn it.
dan friesen
He's talking about how one of them is a big fan, not was a big fan.
jordan holmes
That's true.
Because I was trying to think, like, even if it was 20 years ago, Keith Moon has been dead for forever.
dan friesen
I think Keith Moon's been dead as long as Alex has been on the radio.
Entwistle, I think, died in the 90s, right?
When did he?
I remember his death.
I don't remember when it was, though.
jordan holmes
I will tell you this.
I don't.
dan friesen
No?
jordan holmes
Because, really, Entwistle?
Are we even going to count you as a member of the Who?
To me, Keith Moon and Pete Townsend are the Who.
And Daltrey and Entwistle can go fuck themselves.
dan friesen
I understand where you're coming from with that, but you're wrong.
jordan holmes
Fair.
Fair enough.
dan friesen
Oh, no.
Entwistle died in 2002.
jordan holmes
Oh, so it could be Entwistle.
No, it can't.
dan friesen
Because he's talking about it in the present tense.
Entwistle died 17 fucking years ago.
jordan holmes
He faked his death.
dan friesen
Could have been.
Much like.
JFK Jr.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Shout out to the Cubanon people.
unidentified
Oh, man.
jordan holmes
I still can't believe JFK Jr. faked his death.
dan friesen
It's crazy.
So we reach the end of this episode, and I don't know.
I don't think we have any...
This is the problem with modern day stuff.
What the fuck are we even talking about?
I think the only thing you walk away from this is Alex has no ability to talk about things on the fly.
Things like a coup in Venezuela.
He shows his cards by being so ill-equipped to discuss them.
Which is one thing.
Which isn't news, but it's good to see.
Fun to see.
And then, I don't know, you just see him doing exactly what you'd expect him to.
And honestly, that's even what you'd expect him to do.
Because, like, before he got the news, Trump had already said that he recognizes Gaido.
So, like, no matter what happens, like, no matter what his actual beliefs of it is, of course he's going to side with that.
You have these kids.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's true.
dan friesen
You have the kids from Covington.
Of course Alex is going to defend them and say that everyone is just race agitators and shit like that.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
All of it is so nonsensical and pointless, except for the piece where now I think we understand Alex's brain damage.
jordan holmes
Or at least we understand his brain damage in the present day, which may be different from his brain damage in 2009.
dan friesen
Right.
Whatever the brain damage he is from being stuck under that house that was being fumigated and stuff like that.
jordan holmes
That's what I'm saying.
dan friesen
Those sorts of things, I mean, who knows?
It's too vague to be meaningful.
This, I think, is more real.
And so I would like it to be a conversation on the Facebook group.
If you're there, go home and tell your mother you're brilliant.
Let us know.
I want to know what the audience thinks about, does that bring an element into this where it's ugly for us to make fun of him?
Because I think it might.
I don't know where to land on it.
And I do value our listeners' input.
So I wouldn't...
I'm not saying that whatever you say I'm going to do, but I would like external input because I feel very conflicted about it.
jordan holmes
I agree.
dan friesen
And also, Alex wasn't a Satanist.
jordan holmes
Here, different theory.
Alex has created seven horcruxes.
Alright, now we know that the way to create a Horcrux is to kill, because that splits your soul in part.
unidentified
Okay.
jordan holmes
According to J.K. Rowling.
dan friesen
Just kidding, Rowling.
jordan holmes
And we know that he is killed in the past!
dan friesen
Dogs.
Humans.
jordan holmes
All of these things.
So maybe he's just continued to split his soul up too many times until he can't even breathe.
Everybody knows that sleep apnea is a direct result of horcruxing.
dan friesen
Interesting.
jordan holmes
That's scientific.
dan friesen
I've never read the Harry Potter books, but it's good to know that there was a little bit of sleep apnea subplot in there that I missed out on.
I don't know.
I would like people's input because I can't do this on my own.
I can't really find my moral center.
Because if I did, I would say we can't talk about him in the present anymore.
I would just say, like, if left to my own devices, that would be the line I take.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I don't think that's the right thing to do, but I don't fucking know.
And I don't think you know either.
I think we...
I don't know.
Let us know.
jordan holmes
No, I mean, my moral center is...
dan friesen
You're...
jordan holmes
Expansive.
Yeah.
dan friesen
You're the person to be like, keep making fun of him, hit him when he's down.
jordan holmes
That is not true.
That is not true, Dan.
I don't like to...
I don't punch down, man.
dan friesen
No, I understand that.
And that's the...
I mean, the conversation really is, are we punching down?
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
And it's hard to know if that's the case.
We can see what the expected impairment is from the condition he's describing, and you can see that a lot of it is the part that makes 2019 episodes of Alex Jones worth listening to.
The stuff where he freaks out and does stuff that's fucking stupid as shit, that might all just be a consequence of...
His brain damage.
The rest of the stuff is all boring, rote.
Oh, he doesn't know what he's talking about.
And that's not a good show for us.
If we exclude ourselves from talking about the stuff that is almost clearly a product of his GABA deficiency and glutamine excessiveness, then we put ourselves in a box where present-day episodes...
Are unlistenable.
jordan holmes
You know, but that begs a larger question, which is to what extent does an outsized media influence affect whether or not you're punching down?
You know, like, okay, so Sean Hannity has a heart attack tomorrow, and six months from now he's back, right?
And you can clearly see that the heart attack has affected him, but he still has 10 million viewers a night, you know?
dan friesen
I honestly don't think that that measures into my equation, because where I'm coming from is just a strict human level.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And maybe it's because, like, I think that a large part of where I'm coming from, my hypersensitivity about this, comes from when I was in college, I had a professor who had had a stroke.
And he was unable to do his job.
He was not able to give lectures.
jordan holmes
I remember, yeah.
dan friesen
And he'd show videos in class of himself in the, like, mid-80s.
And he was just a perfectly articulate guy.
Everything was totally fine.
And then as he would lecture, it was just he couldn't communicate anymore because of the effect of that stroke.
And there were people in that class that would laugh at him and make fun of him as a lecturer.
And that always really bothered me.
That idea of, like, I get that he's bad at doing his job, which is to give a lecture, because of something that's not his fault.
It's an impairment.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I was very mad at people who didn't understand that, but at the same time, I was deprived of any meaningful education in class.
But I look at Alex in the same way now.
I look at this, like, in the past, whenever we've talked about these hypothetical brain damage type things, they haven't been as concrete as this.
Like, the idea that he's expressing that he has to sleep sitting up and that CPAP machines don't work for whatever he has, and he needs surgery for his thick-ass neck.
I mean...
That is what leads to the condition he's manifesting.
I don't know.
We're not going to be able to parse this out.
jordan holmes
We shouldn't even bother.
dan friesen
We're going to talk in circles forever.
jordan holmes
It's going to come back and there's going to be moral relativism and it's going to be a whole massive thing.
dan friesen
Moral relativism is fine.
I think that we're just going to keep expressing that we don't know.
It's just going to keep coming back to...
Who knows?
Sound off.
Let us know what you think.
I value your input, and we'll see how the future progresses.
But until then, we'll be back next week.
jordan holmes
Yes, we will.
dan friesen
But until then, we have a website, knowledgefight.com.
jordan holmes
Indeed.
dan friesen
Also, fillyourhand.com.
Also, alexjonesshow.us.
jordan holmes
If you go to any one of those, I'll tell you, I went there this morning, and I am fucked up.
I can't even handle it.
dan friesen
Natural reaction?
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
We're also on Twitter at knowledge underscore fight.
jordan holmes
I love our Twitter account.
dan friesen
We have a Facebook presence.
Yeah, we have a brand.
jordan holmes
Oh, goddammit, our real apps are too obvious.
dan friesen
We have a brand.
We have a group called Go Home and Tell Your Mother You're Brilliant.
jordan holmes
Indeed we do.
You can find us on iTunes and also wherever podcasts are sold.
dan friesen
That's correct.
Also, I should say, maybe it's time to do this again.
It's been a while.
But if you are listening and you'd like a button...
Please email knowledgefight at gmail.com and send your address, and we will send you some buttons.
jordan holmes
I'm going to be honest, we are almost out of buttons.
dan friesen
Well, there's a couple buttons left for y 'all to grab.
If you want a button, maybe we'll be able to get you on.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I know.
It's unfortunate, but I've also been selling buttons after shows, so I'm...
dan friesen
Well, there's a button machine in your house.
jordan holmes
Finite and no!
dan friesen
Why don't you put in a little legwork and make a few more fucking buttons?
jordan holmes
It's not my button.
unidentified
Your girlfriend will let you use that button machine.
jordan holmes
That would be rude to presume upon her.
dan friesen
Holy shit.
Anyway.
All right.
Look, we've made it to the end of this.
Roger Daltrey, it seems like he's into Brexit, and I'm not thrilled with that.
But I bet he hasn't killed anybody.
jordan holmes
I don't know if that's true.
dan friesen
You just think that of everybody who's ever lived a fun rock star life.
You think that they've probably killed somebody.
unidentified
I don't know.
jordan holmes
What's the point of living?
dan friesen
I've never heard any evidence that Roger Daltrey has killed somebody.
But one guy that I've heard some evidence that he has technically probably killed a dude.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah?
dan friesen
That's Alex Jones.
alex jones
Oh, no.
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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