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Jan. 7, 2019 - Knowledge Fight
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#249: Predicting 9/11

Today, Dan and Jordan take a look at Alex Jones' claim that he predicted the attacks of September 11th. Alex made his prediction in July of 2001, but is there more to this story than he is telling? As is always the case with Alex, it appears that there is.

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alex jones
05:23
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bill cooper
08:40
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dan friesen
43:05
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jordan holmes
17:58
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alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
alex jones
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
unidentified
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Indeed we are.
Dan?
dan friesen
Hey.
jordan holmes
Dan?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Did you ever get kicked out of class?
dan friesen
Yeah, oh, so many times.
jordan holmes
So many times?
dan friesen
I mean, I dropped out of high school.
I got kicked out of...
jordan holmes
Well, I know you dropped out of high school.
dan friesen
And not welcomed back to classes just for skipping so much, stuff like that, yeah.
jordan holmes
Dropping out of high school is like getting kicked out of one big class.
It's not...
dan friesen
I don't know.
I guess the one that I remember the most was there was a math class that I was in, I think, junior year of high school.
That was the year that I skipped most of.
And I had a teacher, Mr. Sharp, who was a real...
I mean, he's a math teacher in high school, so of course he's a bit of a dork.
Right.
And he had little catchphrases that he would use about math that he was teaching.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
He'd always talk about the reality piece of this.
Oh, boy.
When we look at the hypotenuse, you've got to understand the reality piece is that the length is based on the other lengths.
jordan holmes
I don't know what the reality piece in that is supposed to signify.
dan friesen
It was his way of saying, like, this is what you need to focus on.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
I gotcha.
dan friesen
And I think I missed a bunch of days.
You're not going to pass this class if you don't come to class.
I was like, well, the reality piece is that I don't really care.
Get out.
Get out.
So that was one of them.
jordan holmes
That was worth it.
You know what?
For a line like that, that's worth it.
dan friesen
That's worth dropping out of high school.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Every bit of that, for that to be a real line that you said in the moment, worth it.
dan friesen
It felt pretty good.
I think it presaged my getting into stand-up comedy a little bit.
jordan holmes
Something along those lines.
dan friesen
I don't know, man.
My high school career was just chock full of me being overly...
Gifted in many ways.
I could pass tests super easily, write essays on stuff I didn't really know much about, but then just be the worst student.
Just not coming and just...
jordan holmes
What would you skip out and do?
dan friesen
I mostly laid in bed.
I was very depressed.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
jordan holmes
Well, then that's fine.
dan friesen
I was super depressed.
jordan holmes
Oh, no, no.
I skipped a...
I thought you were skipping out.
dan friesen
I wasn't a badass or anything.
No, no.
I guess you could get that image based on the way I was telling that story.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it sounds like that.
And it's like, I skip class all the time.
I'm so fucking cool.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
There's mostly mental illness.
But it has the appearance of being cool or something.
jordan holmes
See, that was my trick, man.
I would go to school and I would just sleep in class.
dan friesen
There you go.
What's the trick?
Dropped out of high school, did go to college.
Everything's cool.
jordan holmes
I stayed in high school, went to college, never graduated.
dan friesen
Hey, look at us.
jordan holmes
So who's the winner here?
dan friesen
I don't know.
Neither?
unidentified
Both?
dan friesen
Anyway.
jordan holmes
The listeners.
dan friesen
Despite our educational backgrounds being very different, this is a podcast where I know a lot about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
And I only know what you tell me about Alex Jones.
dan friesen
That is correct.
And today we have an interesting episode to go over, something a little bit different that I got inspired to do.
We'll get into why exactly as we go along, but first, something else that inspires me.
You're not far off.
jordan holmes
It can't be!
dan friesen
It's pretty close.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
But something else that inspires me is our listeners and our donors.
And I'd like to give a shout-out to a couple new people who have signed up to support the show.
First of all, Rosie, thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you, Rosie.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much for taking time out of your very busy, riveting schedule.
dan friesen
You mean the schedule is riveting.
It is exciting.
It's exciting.
jordan holmes
It's impossible to tear your attention away.
dan friesen
Indeed.
Next, Alexander, thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you, Alexander.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Alexander.
dan friesen
Next.
alex jones
Mark.
dan friesen
Thank you.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you, Mark.
Thanks, Mark.
John B. Are you going to make a sloop John B. joke?
jordan holmes
Nope.
dan friesen
You're about to, aren't you?
jordan holmes
I was not.
dan friesen
You're close.
jordan holmes
I genuinely was not.
dan friesen
John B., thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much, John B. Sloop, sloop.
dan friesen
I knew it was coming.
Colin, thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
And finally, today.
Jordan, we have to make right something that once went wrong.
jordan holmes
We have to right a wrong?
dan friesen
We do, yes.
The way that I get these emails, sometimes things end up in the wrong folder.
Sometimes the emails that people have donated to the show, it ends up in my promotions tab in my Gmail.
Never should have updated.
But then also, another thing that happens is that if someone has an account that maybe someone else's name is on, that other person will get the shout-out.
jordan holmes
Ooh.
dan friesen
And we made a mistake in the past.
jordan holmes
Oh, shit.
dan friesen
And we need to correct that wrong.
So, Emma, thank you.
You're a policy wonk.
But in honor of our mistake, we are going to make you an honorary technocrat.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Four stars.
alex jones
Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
Daddy Shark.
Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.
Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.
unidentified
He's a loser little titty baby.
alex jones
I don't want to hate black people.
I renounce Jesus Christ!
dan friesen
Thank you so much, Emma.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
I'm sorry.
Mia Culpa.
jordan holmes
What?
I don't understand.
unidentified
I don't remember.
dan friesen
I believe it's her husband's name.
jordan holmes
Did we give a shout out to the wrong, Emma?
dan friesen
No, her husband's name was on the account, as I understand.
jordan holmes
What is this, the 18th century where only the man is the one who controls the first ringstand?
dan friesen
Some patriarchal bullshit.
jordan holmes
God damn it, Dan.
dan friesen
We're trying our best to make things right.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Anyway, if you'd like to support the show and what we do, you can go to our website, knowledgefight.com, click that button that says support the show, we would appreciate it.
jordan holmes
Make sure you get your husband's permission first.
dan friesen
Hey, hey now.
So, Jordan, today I...
The reason I went down a little bit of a different road here with this is that on our last episode, Alex was really going hard about this idea of these hacked documents that prove 9-11.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
We discussed how it's clearly a cyber extortion racket and that Alex is way off base on this.
unidentified
No chance.
dan friesen
And it's definitely not something he should be supporting, even if he supports...
The hypothetical content of those emails and insurance documents and stuff like that.
So I started to think about 9-11 and Alex Jones' ownership of the space.
Because that was another thing on that last episode.
A lot of the ideas of him trying to reclaim QAnon.
And so I was ruminating on that.
And I realized that we've talked about how he produced Loose Change, Final Cut, and what have you.
And he's been on the forefront of 9-11 conspiracy theory.
Since the event, quite frankly.
Yeah, day one.
And so what I wanted to do is I wanted to talk about how he claims that he predicted 9-11.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
And I want to go into that a little bit and try and assess exactly if we want to give him credit for that.
It's sort of up in the air a little bit.
jordan holmes
Oh!
Oh, do you mean, are we going to give him credit for having actually applied analysis that...
dan friesen
I'm not sure even if that's how I would phrase it.
I'm going to say that we've just taken as read the idea that he predicted 9-11 because he says he did.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So, today we're going to start on July 25th, 2001.
When Alex got on air and did what he says is him predicting 9-11.
jordan holmes
Oh, that was the date that he said that he's predicted.
Okay.
dan friesen
July 25th, 2001.
Here is from Alex Jones' mouth.
alex jones
Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm so glad that you could join us today for this Wednesday, July 25, 2001 broadcast.
Tyranny is enveloping the globe, and the United States is a shining jewel the globalists want to bring down, and they will use terrorism as the pretext to get it done.
So that's coming up in the second half of the show.
Very important information.
I'm going to put the call out that you call the White House.
And tell them, look, we've seen the news stories that you've wanted to blow things up, that you have blown things up, and that you're saying that four million of us are going to die and we need martial law and the Associated Press, and one of your little drills you had, and that we're aware of who the terrorists are if you pull this.
This can stop this Hitlerian Reichstag event.
I want to put the toll-free number up for Congress.
And I won't want you to believe Alex Jones.
I want you to go get these news stories off my website.
I want you to call these major newspapers.
I want you to find out these statements were true by the White House about preparing for martial law.
And I want you to let them know that if there is any terrorism, we know who to blame.
The point is, if any terrorism comes, it's from this government.
And if there was an outside threat like a bin Laden who was a known CIA asset in the 80s running the Mujahideen War and whose family builds all the military bases over in Saudi Arabia right now and sits on the board of Iridium Satellite, he's the boogeyman they need in this Orwellian phony system.
I want the White House numbers up there now.
A big part of this solution, after you research all the government terrorism and check out what I'm saying is true, call the White House and tell them, we know the government's planning terrorism.
We know Oklahoma City and World Trade Center was terrorism.
We know the Joint Chiefs of Staff wanted to blow up airliners, Baltimore Sun.
If you do it, we're going to blame you because we know who's up to it.
Or if you let some terrorist group do it, like the World Trade Center, we know who to blame.
And you could save the planet.
dan friesen
So that's most of the substance of him predicting 9-11 on July 25, 2001.
So we have some pieces in there.
He does bring up Osama bin Laden.
jordan holmes
Indeed.
dan friesen
He does bring up the World Trade Center.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
But you can tell clearly from context that he's talking about the 93 attack.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He's talking about that as an example of something that he thinks is fake.
And also, you can tell, like when he's talking about blowing up airplanes, he's not talking about that in a predictive capacity.
He's talking about a past event.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he's talking about the Joint Chiefs of Staff wanting to blow up airplanes, not a future, the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
They're still, they still, well, in his defense, they may never have stopped wanting to blow up.
dan friesen
Right, right, right.
jordan holmes
So there is that.
alex jones
Right, right.
jordan holmes
He doesn't say there is an end date on when they wanted to blow up.
dan friesen
I'm not going to take too much away from him because there are a lot of specifics in there, certainly.
jordan holmes
Surprisingly.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, it's not specifics in terms of him saying this is going to happen, this is who's going to do it, this is where it's going to be, or anything like that.
But it's more substance than you generally would expect from Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
You're missing it.
You didn't get it.
It's numerology.
Every word.
That he used either has nine letters or eleven letters.
dan friesen
That's interesting.
jordan holmes
It's all in there.
dan friesen
It's supreme mathematics.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's incredible.
dan friesen
It is interesting that that is not the case.
But it is interesting to me that there's, you know, it sounds a lot just like any Alex show, quite frankly.
Yeah.
unidentified
And it just so happens to have been a bit before 9-11.
dan friesen
That's kind of the feel I get in terms of like screaming about how the government, Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
jordan holmes
It still would have made the exact same amount of sense.
dan friesen
He did do this episode 2003.
I'm certain that he did.
jordan holmes
That's right, yeah, because of course he's going to say that Osama's going to attack again.
dan friesen
But he doesn't even crystal clearly say that.
jordan holmes
No, he doesn't.
dan friesen
He's saying that Osama bin Laden is a boogeyman of some sort.
jordan holmes
Which is only stronger after he commits the second attack on the World Trade Center.
dan friesen
Second.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
That is also important to consider.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So he also is comparing the idea of some terrorist attack that's to come as a Hitlerian Reichstag fire, which is an important thing to keep in mind as we go along.
So here's the interesting thing.
There's another guy in the conspiracy world, a gentleman by the name of Bill Cooper.
I don't know if you've ever heard of Bill Cooper.
jordan holmes
I do not know anything about Bill Cooper.
dan friesen
Well, let me tell you a little bit.
jordan holmes
I know a little bit about Derek Bill Cooper.
dan friesen
Who's that?
D.B. Cooper.
William Cooper, Bill Cooper, also first name Milton, but goes by Bill, William.
Good change.
jordan holmes
Good change, dude.
dan friesen
Certainly.
He was a pioneer of the paranoid militia broadcasting world and is absolutely an early hero of Alex Jones'.
There's literally no way around that.
From January 1993 to the time of his death in November 2001, Bill Cooper distributed his own radio show, Hour of the Time, as a daily show, then later on a weekly basis.
He covered it all.
He dabbled in UFOs and mystery religions, but more importantly to the world we look at, he was also deeply interested in the idea of a one-world government being formed.
He was a staunch defender of Randy Weaver, the central figure at Ruby Ridge, and did frequent episodes about how Oklahoma City and Waco didn't go down the way the government said they did.
He covered the difference between gold and silver as hard money versus the idea of soft currency and paper money.
On a March 11, 1993 show, he did an episode about the intentional devaluation of the dollar.
He covered the Federal Reserve and how income taxes aren't real.
He railed on socialists and spread suspicion about the Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission as far back as 1993, when Alex was 19 years old and still years away from ever being on the radio.
On a February 18, 1994 episode, Bill Cooper interviewed Sheriff Richard Mack, a central figure of the constitutional sheriff movement, and someone who would go on to be a frequent guest on Alex's show in the future.
There are a lot of overlaps between guests, too, including Aaron Zellman, the president of Jews for the Preservation of Firearms, someone who was an early sponsor of Alex Jones's show.
jordan holmes
Right.
That's a mouthful.
They should shorten that.
dan friesen
I mean, it really gets to the point.
jordan holmes
I mean, it does.
dan friesen
They're Jewish and they want to preserve the right to have guns.
jordan holmes
How about Jews keep guns?
It's like cars for kids.
unidentified
I don't know.
jordan holmes
It's got a better ring to it.
dan friesen
Might be too tight.
unidentified
So...
dan friesen
All this is to say that if you look spiritually at the stuff that Bill was putting out into the world, there's no way to think that Alex wasn't a big fan of his and probably was deeply inspired by him.
jordan holmes
Was he a nationally syndicated guy or was he around the southern market?
dan friesen
He was a guy who had a shortwave show, but it would go around.
It made the rounds.
It was big.
It wasn't just some sort of local thing.
jordan holmes
That's just what I wanted to be clear about.
dan friesen
No, no, no.
He was a very big deal.
He wrote a book called Behold a Pale Horse.
I don't know if this is true, but he says it, that it's the number one most underground distributed book in the world, in all of history.
Do they keep numbers on that?
There's no marketing and nothing really behind him or anything.
jordan holmes
Is it possible to keep numbers on that?
dan friesen
It's a very, very popular book in these worlds.
unidentified
Okay, so who's doing that census?
jordan holmes
Who's doing it?
What is it?
The New York Times number one ranked unregistered bestseller?
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
They don't do one of those.
dan friesen
Sure, why not?
jordan holmes
What is it?
Fucking e-book sales?
No, it's the 90s.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
dan friesen
I don't know.
I don't know how you quantify it, but it is a very huge book.
And here's the part where I should probably just come clean on a little bit of something.
And that is, I don't know a ton about Bill Cooper.
jordan holmes
Does anybody?
dan friesen
Yeah.
I am going to learn a lot more of him in the future.
But as at press time...
I don't fucking know a whole lot about him.
I know some of his beliefs.
I know a lot of it matches up with Alex.
And then there's a lot of stuff that Alex pooh-poohs and tries to be like, no, absolutely not.
Like the UFO stuff.
Alex isn't into that.
jordan holmes
Even though secretly he's super into that.
dan friesen
But Bill was into that.
Now granted, it seems over the course of his career that he pivoted more towards the militia and patriot type stuff.
As time went on, at the expense of his interest in UFOs.
All right.
Question.
unidentified
Quick question.
dan friesen
But also, Alex is a huge fan of, like, Coast to Coast and George Norrie and stuff like that.
And they talk about ghosts and aliens all day long.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
So it can't be a turnoff for him.
Anyway, that's my point.
He's like, I'm sure, I'm positive Alex loved his show.
jordan holmes
When did Alex...
unidentified
So this dude died in 2001.
dan friesen
November 2001.
He got killed by the police.
jordan holmes
He died in November 2001 and he was killed by the police?
dan friesen
Well, to be fair, he shot a cop in the head twice and then he got killed by the police.
Because he'd been living on the lam because he refused to pay his taxes and was charged with bank fraud.
And the police were like, we're not going to fucking fulfill that warrant because we're afraid of an armed standoff.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So the police, they decided to try and lure him out of his house with a loud car.
unidentified
Candy?
dan friesen
No, a loud car that he would come and tell people to be quiet, right?
That sort of thing.
Okay.
They wanted to lure him away from his house because they knew he had weapons caches there.
So they did that.
jordan holmes
Was Wile E. Coyote running the SWAT team at the time?
dan friesen
They only did this because they'd gotten reports that he'd been threatening local residents with weapons.
jordan holmes
Yeah, just his being around as a threat.
dan friesen
They'd gotten some complaints like, well, we've got to finally go through with this warrant.
So they do this.
He shows up at the car.
They announce themselves as police officers.
And he starts shooting at them.
So they end up killing him.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Which is not the best way for things to go down, but he had made it very clear that he didn't believe that he needed to be arrested for the tax evasion and bank fraud.
jordan holmes
Of course not.
Capital letters.
dan friesen
And that he was totally right in all that.
jordan holmes
Of course he is.
He has a gun.
dan friesen
And he had said that he's not going to be taken alive.
So he had already made it clear.
In an email to a friend not too long before it all went down, he had said, I'm going to take as many down with me as I can.
So they had every reason to suspect this is probably what's going to happen.
And the idea of letting him get to his house or something like that is a real no-no for the police.
So I never like it when the police kill anybody.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
I kind of get it.
If you shoot a cop twice in the head, you're...
Who survived, as I understand.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's nice!
Thank you!
dan friesen
But still, if you shoot...
jordan holmes
That makes the story way better for me.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
So anyway, that happened in November 2001.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
See, the way that you described his radio career, it seemed more like he had died of natural causes because he was a precursor to Alex Jones, but apparently he was just like a sovereign citizen.
Like a regular sovereign...
unidentified
Did he still work on the radio?
jordan holmes
There's no way you can keep your job with a warrant on you for tax evasion.
dan friesen
You can if you're doing shortwave and self...
jordan holmes
And live on the lam.
dan friesen
Well, he wasn't living on the lam so much as he was in an uneasy truce with the police.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
They think this is going to be too much trouble to execute the warrant, and it's just a financial crime.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So until he's a danger to people around there, then it almost doesn't make sense.
jordan holmes
So, okay, now, alternate.
Alternate theory?
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
All right.
He, too, predicted the 9-11 attacks.
dan friesen
He did.
jordan holmes
But he got it right on.
dan friesen
He said almost the same thing as Alex.
jordan holmes
So, the government realized that in order to prop Alex up, who is an operative of the CIA and still is and has always been under government control, has controlled opposition.
That's why he's too nice to Israel, according to Stormfront.
The reason that they left Alex alive was to take over.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
For Bill Cooper's spot.
dan friesen
I understand.
jordan holmes
And they killed Bill Cooper!
Two months after 9-11, Dan!
dan friesen
I understand where you're going with this, but that's just dumb.
jordan holmes
The timeline matches up.
The timeline matches up, Dan.
dan friesen
I think the reality is both of them could have continued to exist doing whatever the fuck they're doing.
jordan holmes
Did Alex kill Bill Cooper?
dan friesen
No, but some people have suggested that sort of thing, which is just that sort of unhinged, untethered criticism of Alex that I resent so much.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
dan friesen
There are people who are like, yeah, he's part of the system and he had them take out Bill Cooper so he could rise.
jordan holmes
More or less what you're saying.
I was being extremely facetious.
I should have assumed that that conspiracy theory was alive and well.
dan friesen
There are some people who put that forth, which is really dumb.
So the reason that I'm bringing Bill Cooper into this, and admittedly, like I say, I don't know a ton about him I'm excited to learn more about him as we go along because spoiler alert, the entire archive of his radio show is available online.
jordan holmes
I was just about to ask.
dan friesen
So he might become another Wacky Wednesday character.
jordan holmes
I was just about to ask, and now I'm very excited for Bill Cooper.
dan friesen
And because all of his shows are online, we can know that on June 28, 2001...
No!
unidentified
A month before Alex predicted 9-11 on his show...
jordan holmes
How dare you!
dan friesen
Bill Cooper went on his show, Hour of the Time.
jordan holmes
The whole thing is a fraud!
bill cooper
After the anniversary...
dan friesen
Also, I don't know how he has the rights to play Kiss from a Rose, but I'm going to leave that aside for a second.
jordan holmes
Shortwave.
bill cooper
...of the Oklahoma City bombing.
We were bombarded with anti-patriot, anti-militia, anti-constitutionalists, that's people who believe in the Constitution for the United States of America.
Anti-American propaganda.
And then, when the execution of Timothy McVeigh occurred, once again, prior to, and immediately following, the same thing occurred again, and this word extremist was used over and over and over and over and over again.
And now we're being bombarded with messages that Osama bin Laden is planning to attack the United States of America.
And Israel.
And I'm telling you, be prepared for a major attack.
unidentified
But it won't be Osama Bin Laden.
bill cooper
It will be those behind the New World Order who once again want to take the guns and the freedom away from the American people because we're the only ones left in the world who can oppose The destruction of freedom in the world, and the implementation of a one-world totalitarian socialist government, and that is the goal.
dan friesen
So you have basically here him predicting much more specifically.
jordan holmes
And way better, yeah.
dan friesen
More specifically, and also preemptively laying out the inside job false flag narrative already a month before Alex's supposed prediction.
jordan holmes
New theory.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Alex.
Got his hands on the Sumerian ritual to steal a man's brain.
Immediately after this episode, he led Bill Cooper out into the forest, said the ancient rites, looked directly into his eyes and sucked out of his soul, right?
And that's why...
dan friesen
Uh-huh.
jordan holmes
After 9-11, he lost his mind, and the whole thing makes perfect sense.
dan friesen
Spoiler alert, after 9-11, Bill Cooper didn't lose his mind, necessarily.
jordan holmes
He lost a lot.
dan friesen
His actions, in terms of that standoff with the police...
jordan holmes
Totally consistent.
dan friesen
Very much so.
unidentified
He's had several standouts.
dan friesen
It's right in character.
jordan holmes
You don't want to say that a man is comfortable with a Mexican standoff by experience, but he sounds like he would be.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So a little bit later in that same June 28, 2001 episode, you'll hear Bill lay out almost entirely what Alex's 9-11 narrative will end up being.
And you'll hear a little bit of a similar theme to Alex's...
months later prediction that he makes about 9-11.
bill cooper
Hitler could not have ever come to power, absolute power in Germany, without the Reichstag fire.
unidentified
Hitler was a socialist.
bill cooper
He understood social illusion.
He understood social engineering.
He knew how to get the support of the German people, and he did it by burning down the Reichstag.
unidentified
The Reichstag was, well, in our country, It would be the Capitol building that contains the Senate and the House of Representatives.
bill cooper
So if somebody were to go and burn down the Capitol building today, they would use that as an excuse, as Hitler did, to round up all of the enemies of the New World Order, which would be me and most of you listening, and throw us into prison or execute us.
Declare martial law and come to absolute and total power in this country.
I wonder what Osama bin Laden's targets are supposed to be.
And if they don't, you know, if this doesn't materialize in the next two or three weeks, it will eventually materialize because they haven't succeeded in getting the guns.
Out of the hands of the American people, nor have they succeeded in taking our freedoms away.
In fact, there's been a great awakening in this country and a big backlash against these Marxist, communist, puke-faced, lying, subversive, Nazi, jackbooted, Gestapo thugs that is gaining momentum.
jordan holmes
Where's Lionel at?
Did somebody steal his thesaurus, too?
dan friesen
Might have.
But you can see a little bit of Alex even there.
You can see a little bit of...
Minus a bit of the...
jordan holmes
Bombast.
dan friesen
Sure.
Or explosive showmanship, or whatever you want to call it.
You can see calling these people jackbooted...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a little bit of that.
And then the theme of they're doing these terrorist attacks in order to...
You know, bring in taking our guns away.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
That sort of thing is just so central.
And even the idea that this anti-New World Order movement is gaining traction, and that's why they're going to have to do this in order to cut it off at the pass.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Or whatever.
That's so central to Alex's version of things that it's almost impossible to imagine that he didn't listen to this episode and then a month later crib it a little bit.
That is kind of my big theory in terms of these two instances from 2001 of very paranoid men quote-unquote predicting 9-11.
jordan holmes
Okay, so two things.
One, I don't like that you've turned everything that I believed Alex Jones to be into a lie, because even his fucking origin stories are stolen now.
dan friesen
Totally.
jordan holmes
Every one of them.
dan friesen
Oh, yeah.
jordan holmes
He's dead to me.
dan friesen
Every little feather in his cap is pretty much...
Yeah.
There's some lie behind everything.
jordan holmes
You fucking find it!
You fucking find it!
You have...
Totally and completely dismantled this man's mythology.
dan friesen
Somewhat.
And I'd also like to give a shout-out to listener and buddy Prop Dew, who was very helpful in getting into a little bit of this stuff.
It would not be right of me to talk about a lot of this without giving a shout-out.
jordan holmes
Fuck yeah, good work, man.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
The other things.
One, I don't like that he had trouble reading constitutionalist.
That doesn't seem like a difficult word to read.
dan friesen
I think that was for dramatic effect.
jordan holmes
I don't think so.
I think that was struggling to read.
dan friesen
Alright.
Agree to disagree.
jordan holmes
And two, he sounds super good at his job.
He is reasonable as fuck.
I was listening to him and I was like...
dan friesen
Alright.
Alright.
jordan holmes
I see what you're saying, man.
dan friesen
I think if we listened to a lot more episodes, you'd have less of that.
jordan holmes
See, now I want to find out if he's right about everything.
dan friesen
He's not.
jordan holmes
Is he secretly right about everything?
dan friesen
I can say no.
He's not.
But there is an interesting trend that goes through a lot of episodes of his show where callers call in and ask him about something.
And he'll push back on them in sort of the reverse way that Alex does, which ends up being one of his chief complaints about Alex Jones later on, which is the idea that Alex just listens to rumor and reports it as truth.
So on his show, when someone calls in, let's say someone calls in and says that...
The Tennessee Department of Transportation is out on the streets or something like that.
He's not going to believe them.
Whereas Alex will then turn that into one of his stories.
So I don't believe that Bill Cooper knows a lot or is right about things.
jordan holmes
What if he is?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Okay, fine.
unidentified
But...
dan friesen
He does have more of a measured approach to broadcasting, at least.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
Which is why he was never going to become as successful as Alex.
dan friesen
Probably not.
And he was an older man already.
You know, there's other reasons why Alex would be...
jordan holmes
The fact that he hadn't paid his taxes for a bunch of years.
dan friesen
That does hurt your abilities to syndicate, probably.
I would assume there's active warrants out for your arrest.
You probably can't go down to KJFK or KLBJ and start broadcasting.
jordan holmes
Ted, I'm telling you...
Give me a job on your...
Dude, we're gonna have to...
dan friesen
I don't think he ever would've.
jordan holmes
We're gonna have to garnish your wages before you start.
And also, turn you over to the cops!
We shouldn't be having this interview right now!
dan friesen
He would've been...
I could sell gold.
He would've been a perfect other-than-Alex person for Ted Anderson to get.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But I think based on the...
Sort of just the reality of who he is and how, like, well, you're wanted.
I don't think you can...
I don't think you could do that if you're Ted.
jordan holmes
See, now I'm...
He's the number one most best-selling underground author.
He's even more badass than Alex is.
dan friesen
So, there's a little bit of a beef between Alex Jones and Bill Cooper.
It exists within the Patriot Militia worlds, and all of their listeners know that.
So, this is really...
jordan holmes
Okay.
All right.
All right.
This is Drake.
This is Drake Cognac.
dan friesen
And this is more what I want to talk about because, as I've said repeatedly, I don't have a good grasp on Bill Cooper.
But I do have a grasp on Alex Jones.
And it's interesting to see this figure come into his world in such a demonstrable Alex is wrong kind of way.
In the sense that the first part is it looks pretty clear that Alex...
Number one, has to be a huge fan of the hour of the time.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Second, he almost certainly stole that 9-11 prediction.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Now, at some point along the line, this has to be after Bill Cooper was dead, but I'm not sure exactly the year.
Alex gets a call about Bill asking about, what do you think about Bill Cooper?
unidentified
Let me ask you one thing.
alex jones
What did you think of Bill Cooper?
Well, Bill Cooper was an alcoholic, and I didn't ever try to attack him.
He got mad because the network put me on at night, and he thought, and I'd really, really never heard his show because I didn't listen to a lot of shortwave.
I was busy.
But I'd seen his book.
It was all about flying saucers, so I didn't finish it.
Somebody had given it to me on AXS TV like in 96. And then he really started attacking me in 98 because he was an egomaniac.
And, you know, talking about flying saucers in the ocean.
And aliens and all this stuff.
And I've tried to never attack him, but people resurrected old tapes he edited of me and stuff.
jordan holmes
Okay, alright, now I'm interested.
dan friesen
Well, the alien stuff is fair criticism, or whatever.
I mean...
I haven't read all of his book or any, to know too much, but from what I understand, he believes that Eisenhower met with aliens and agreed to let them kidnap people and stuff like that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that was in a Futurama episode, and that sounds right.
dan friesen
So he's in that sort of camp, and so Alex is not too far off in terms of being like, guy was a little bit nuts.
Nah, that might be fair.
jordan holmes
We haven't listened to a lot of him.
He has sounded correct on everything so far.
dan friesen
The editing clips together thing is in reference to Bill Cooper after the Y2K episode of Alex Jones'show cut together some instances of Alex being very out of line on Y2K, which we covered on, I think, our second episode, Alex's Behavior on Y2K.
And Alex takes great issue with the fact that Bill Cooper did episodes of his own show, Hour of Yeah.
Holy shit!
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Wait, wait, so hold on!
So somehow Will Cooper is both the underlying inspiration for Alex Jones, his progenitor, if you will, and yet at the same time ours, too?
dan friesen
Yeah, it is weird that way, isn't it?
jordan holmes
That is bananas!
Within the seed of his creation, so was the seed of his destruction, Dan!
dan friesen
It is interesting.
My working theory on it is that Alex Hero worshipped Bill Cooper to a great degree in terms of his position in the Patriot community, his militia stuff.
He sought to become Bill but greater or something like that.
Then they started to interact in some way and it went bad and Bill didn't like Alex and saw through his shit and that made Alex furious.
That's my theory.
So there's more to this call though.
alex jones
I just feel sorry for Bill when he really let him set him up and ran out there and helped him kill him.
It's just a big distraction, sir.
I don't talk about flying saucers and all that stuff, man.
I'm sorry.
It's all like an ego thing, like it's two football teams and who's for who.
I'm sorry for Bill.
He was a liar, though.
One time I had him on the radio and he was cussing and I delayed him once.
Then I said, please don't cuss again.
I delayed him again.
I said, okay, thank you.
Bye-bye.
And then he went around saying he never cussed.
The guy cussed on air.
He cussed at everybody.
He was yelling at the board op going, you effing little idiot.
You know, I told you to call this number to effing have me on.
And then he says that he didn't, you know, the guy, he was a pathetic drunk.
And I don't like attacking people, but if you really want to know, that's it.
Is that your answer?
You like that answer?
unidentified
Anything else, sir?
alex jones
I believe you.
unidentified
I mean, I know you're putting out a lot of truth out there.
alex jones
Look, man, some dead drunk, and I drink a few beers too, but the point is he would get falling down drunk, okay?
And I was nice.
He said the IRS was after him and he needed help.
I call him up and I go, hey, this is Alex Jones.
I'd like to interview you and get you some help with the IRS.
And he goes, I've heard you, you little SHIT.
You don't know as much as I do.
And I said, well, I'd like to have you on and help you out with the IRS.
I mean, that's what I get for helping him, is him doing that, and then you call me seven years after he's dead and ask me about him?
It isn't about Bill Cooper, okay?
It's about NORTHCOM, the New World Order, get our heads screwed on straight, deal with the issues.
I ask callers to call in and talk about what we're going to do about what's coming down on us.
unidentified
Not a dead, alcoholic, crazy person.
dan friesen
So that should give you some sort of indication of how triggered Alex is when anybody even just brings up the name Bill Cooper.
jordan holmes
Alex's daddy issues are intense, varied.
And all across the board.
dan friesen
But don't you find that interesting?
Like, the caller just asked, what do you think of Bill Cooper?
jordan holmes
This is a very different Dan de Grand Prix.
dan friesen
But he launches into that with no help from the caller.
The caller isn't like, I love Bill Cooper or anything like that.
And even halfway through, the caller's like, Alex, I believe you.
I trust you.
He's saying, oh, that's interesting.
I'm on your side.
And Alex is still defensive about it.
He hates it when anybody brings up Bill Cooper.
And the reason for that...
Is Alex is fucking totally lying.
Absolutely, categorically, totally lying.
Bill Cooper has been on Alex Jones' show exactly one time, in 1998.
So that's before the Y2K stuff.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And when he was on, it did not go the way Alex says it did.
Absolutely not.
There is no indication that he cusses at all.
He was on the radio for over 40 minutes, not including commercial breaks, so he was probably on an entire hour of Alex's show in 98, which might have been his whole show back then, quite frankly.
I don't know how long he was broadcasting back then.
But here is how the interview starts.
jordan holmes
No shit!
You've got the interview?
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
I'm so fucking excited.
alex jones
What's going on, Mr. Cooper?
unidentified
Hello.
alex jones
Yeah, that's one of my friends just called in.
He's got an Apache over his house with camera pods and infrared.
Taking film.
unidentified
We're going to play that on our TV show.
This is just wonderful.
alex jones
We get followed around by unmarked police cars, openly taking 35mm photographs of us.
unidentified
That's just wonderful, isn't it?
dan friesen
So you see already, this is how he introduces him.
He says, how's it going, Bill?
Like, almost to give a sense of familiarity, friendliness.
And then he immediately starts launching into a way of trying to impress Bill.
Talking about how one of his callers who had just called in has a black helicopter over his house.
jordan holmes
See, I'm just like you, Daddy!
dan friesen
There's a sense of that.
bill cooper
Well, it's just one other manifestation of the Nazi Gestapo police state which has taken over this country.
alex jones
Again, I get on this program six days a week, and I know how you feel when I talk to you this week.
unidentified
And I'm 24 years old.
I'm ready to just say, screw it!
Because you've got these people cramming cheeseburgers in their mouths, and they love it!
I mean, does it ever anger you?
bill cooper
Well, of course it does.
What angers me most is the stupidity of the vast herd of American sheeple out there.
dan friesen
So also, Bill Cooper is one of the people who's most noted for popularizing the term sheeple.
So we've got him to thank for that.
Good for him!
It seems like the person who's more unhinged is Alex.
He's screaming about how mad he is, and then there's a long pause, and he's like, don't you ever get mad?
Almost as a way of trying to find the common bond.
jordan holmes
Come on, man.
dan friesen
Trying to find that first means of connection.
bill cooper
They think they know something, and they don't even know what planet they're on to tell you the truth.
unidentified
No, they don't.
Simple things like private banks print the money and enslave everyone.
simple things like Clinton's a transnational agent.
alex jones
Well, your book, Behold a Pale Horse, is well known to almost everybody that has any know-how on any of these subjects.
unidentified
You wrote that in 1988.
dan friesen
So he's already plugging the book that he's claimed he hasn't read and barely knows anything about.
It's stupid.
It's about UFOs.
But he's saying anyone who knows anything knows about this book.
So he's already...
If you look at the actual document here, he's very clearly 100% lying about this interaction.
So he asked Bill, it was written in 1988, which would have been 10 years prior to this interview, and Alex's fact's a little wrong.
bill cooper
Well, actually, I wrote it over a period of years, beginning in the early 80s and continuing up into about 88. I finished it, I believe, in 89. And I may have added a couple of things in 1990, and then it was published in December of 1990.
unidentified
December of 1990.
jordan holmes
Mm-hmm.
unidentified
How many copies are out?
jordan holmes
I love you.
bill cooper
I have no idea.
It's been the number one underground bestseller of all time with no advertising whatsoever, and people sell it on the street corners in New York City.
jordan holmes
Have my baby.
Oh, sorry.
bill cooper
I had to take it off the shelf in their New York City bookstore because, by their own admission, it's the most stolen book in their inventory.
unidentified
The most stolen book in their inventory.
Yes.
Well, I know people have got tons of them around here.
Why don't you tell people, sir, just basically an overview of what Behold a Pale Horse tells the public?
And now it's even more incredible that so much of what you've written has come true in the last eight years.
dan friesen
He is giving him prophetic status here at the end.
All these things you wrote about in this book that I'm later going to pretend I didn't read have come true.
This interview to me, knowing Alex as intimately as I do from his work...
I hear an insecure Alex.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
I hear an Alex who, in 98, wasn't the Alex of, you know, the mid to late 2000s.
You know, like, he's not the same broadcaster with the same status.
unidentified
Uh-uh.
dan friesen
And he knows that Bill Cooper, in the worlds that he wants to be a part of and fancies himself a part of, is a hero in that world.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He is totally...
Like, the way he's asking these questions, and you heard it twice.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
When Bill said the date his book came out, he's like, December 1990.
Almost contemplative, reflective.
There's a sense of reverence to, like, minuscule details.
jordan holmes
For sure.
dan friesen
And I think it's his way of covering not really knowing how to interview this guy that he likes a lot.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's the sense that I get.
jordan holmes
It's exactly like...
And it's exactly like so many of the times we see Alex's daddy issues show up.
Like with the John Birch Society guy.
Like when he's talking to him, it's like this, oh, I'll give you whatever you want.
Please, please just give me some sort of fucking approval.
Give me a sign of approval.
dan friesen
And you could make the argument that, like Alex in the future, from that clip with the caller who asked about Bill Cooper, you could listen to that and you could say...
Well, that's not Alex being insecure and reverent.
That's him being uncomfortable talking to him because he has him there for pity.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
But that doesn't track with the way he's lauding him.
The way he's saying that your book, all these things have been proven true in the last eight years, keeps calling him sir, thank you for being here.
Just all of this.
jordan holmes
He's supplicating.
For sure.
dan friesen
So we're not going to listen to much more of the interview itself because it's 40 minutes and it's mostly the two of them agreeing and more of that.
You know what I'm saying?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It doesn't serve our purposes too much to go over that interview.
If anyone wants, you can find it on YouTube.
You can find the whole thing.
jordan holmes
What I heard from Bill, which was interesting based on what we know about them now, or what you've told me about them, is that...
He is giving those stock responses to...
He doesn't believe that there's a Black Hawk helicopter or an Apache helicopter.
He doesn't give a fuck.
He's just like, yeah, see, that's another example of government gone wild.
dan friesen
Maybe there is, maybe there isn't.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
I can't be a part of reinforcing this.
But I don't think that even comes from a place of distrusting Alex.
I think he has no idea who Alex is.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
I think that that's probably...
And I think you just hear a guy who's doing a radio interview.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and he's playing...
dan friesen
I do respect you, and I certainly hope that the feds do back down.
alex jones
Because I know that once a revolution does start in this country, and we've had a couple of them, that it's not going to be a pretty one.
unidentified
And that's it.
The whole thing starts, and I know that I'm on the list.
dan friesen
So at the beginning of that, he was talking about Bill's website.
Bill had given a plug for the website.
And actually, even before that, I cut that clip terribly.
Right before that, Alex was asking him to stay over another break.
So the idea of him kicking him off the air isn't true.
They'd already run over the time allotted for their interview, and he was asking him to stick around later, and Bill said, I'll stick around, but I've got to plug my website.
jordan holmes
Daddy, I know you only get to stay for the weekend, but can't you stay one more day?
dan friesen
So Alex's claims from that discussion with the caller about Bill don't track with reality at all.
They absolutely don't.
He didn't start swearing.
Alex didn't kick him off the air.
None of that is true.
That is just Alex lying about someone who can't defend themselves now because they're dead.
That is 100% is what I believe.
jordan holmes
I was really hoping for a repeat of the Don de Grand Prix.
dan friesen
Oh.
jordan holmes
How do you feel about Bill Cooper?
Ah, he's dead now.
Okay.
unidentified
Yep.
All right.
jordan holmes
Well, then you have a good time.
dan friesen
Good work.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Good work, Alex.
So, interestingly, September 11th happens, and both of these gentlemen have put out their words.
jordan holmes
Which one?
dan friesen
The 2001.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
jordan holmes
The 2001 one.
dan friesen
So, Bill Cooper ends up dying in November 2001.
But before he dies, on the 26th of September, 2001, he puts out an episode of Hour of the Time, titled, Alex Jones, Liar.
jordan holmes
Jesus, this is cool.
dan friesen
Here is the first clip.
jordan holmes
I am stoked.
bill cooper
You're listening to the Hour of the Time.
I'm William Cooper.
Good evening, folks.
Before we get started, I have to clear up a little discrepancy here.
Apparently the other night, or...
Within the last week, because I've been getting a lot of email about this, and I even received one telephone call.
Apparently somebody called the Alex Jones broadcast and asked him why he didn't have me on the air or asked him something about me.
Alex Jones said he had had me on the air once before, several years ago, and had to cut me off the air because of the foul language that I used.
So on the air tonight, I'm going to tell you, Alex Jones, you are a bold-faced, miserable, stinking, little, coward liar.
Now let me say that again so there's no mistake about it.
You can all tell Alex Jones that I said this, and I suspect he's listening because he does.
Alex Jones, you are a bold-faced, stinking, rotten, little, coward liar.
dan friesen
Get him.
Feels good.
Feels good to hear.
jordan holmes
Man!
Wow!
dan friesen
There's a piece of this that I kind of decided to do this episode, partially because of Alex's weird 9-11 stuff last week, wanting to get into the prediction, but then I also really wanted to just take a sort of...
I don't know.
It's almost a walk, a little bit, for an episode of just, like, we get to end with Bill Cooper telling Alex Jones he's a big piece of shit liar.
He'd go fuck himself.
jordan holmes
I am a huge fan of interrupting everything, and especially you, but fuck, this is fascinating.
I want to listen to all of this shit.
dan friesen
Yeah, I know.
jordan holmes
I thought I was being very jokey whenever I said that he both...
Was the precursor for Alex Jones' show and ours, but it is really right on.
unidentified
Well...
jordan holmes
20 years ago, he was kicking ass doing what we're doing now, and nobody's had the ball since.
I hope that we get a review on iTunes that says, not since Bill Cooper has anyone taken Alex down so hard.
dan friesen
But it's not like every episode of his show was about exposing the bullshit of these people.
jordan holmes
No, of course not.
dan friesen
Like, he has one episode here from the 13th of September.
Atomic Bomb Next.
jordan holmes
I want to listen to that.
Let's just play that now.
dan friesen
And then Chemical and Biological Attack from October 9th.
jordan holmes
He nailed it!
dan friesen
That one's about Syria.
There's a lot of, like...
Most of his show, it does appear that most of it is crazy conspiratorial nonsense.
jordan holmes
Okay, here's a new game.
Just read off the titles and I will try and make a real world corollary so he sounds right.
dan friesen
Alright, here from September 11th.
New York Attack 9-11, number 8. You did 10 episodes about it.
jordan holmes
I'm going to guess that he nailed that one.
dan friesen
Probably.
jordan holmes
That was the eighth attack on New York.
dan friesen
Okay, yeah, here, let's try a better one.
jordan holmes
Okay, all right.
dan friesen
Let's try this one.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Attack of the Ninja Owls from the 14th of February, 2001.
jordan holmes
Now this presages the Owls of Gahool, the movie where- You're talking about the Guardians?
Yeah, the Guardians of whatever it is.
dan friesen
The Guardians, the Legend of the Owls of Gahool.
jordan holmes
11 for 11. Okay.
dan friesen
So, look.
I think I want to make this abundantly clear, and I think I have already.
I don't know a ton about Bill Cooper, and so nothing that I'm saying should in any way be interpreted as me signing off on anything he believes.
jordan holmes
Everything I say should be said that I think Bill Cooper has been right about everything.
dan friesen
I'm certain that if I listen to a ton more of these episodes, I would find...
Tons of problems and probably incredibly latent anti-Semitism or overt anti-Semitism.
jordan holmes
I was going to say, overt seems almost a lock.
dan friesen
And probably really scary, dangerous, patriot-type rhetoric.
I am certain of that.
In the same breath, I can say I'm interested in his interaction and intersection with the world that we cover vis-a-vis Alex Jones, being that he's clearly his inspiration.
And clearly it didn't work out for Alex, and that's pretty funny.
jordan holmes
When did Carrie start broadcasting?
dan friesen
Carrie Cassidy?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's hard to tell.
Her YouTube channel probably starred in like 2010, but I think Project Camelot existed before that in some form, like a message board or something.
jordan holmes
Do you mean that it started in November 2001 when the soul...
Of Bill Cooper was instead transported into the body of Carrie Cassidy.
unidentified
Carrie Cassidy was still trying to get films made back then.
jordan holmes
Bill Cooper is the progenitor of The Alex Jones Show, our show, and Project Camelot.
dan friesen
Carrie Cassidy is a fan of Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Goddammit, what is his theme song?
Because if it's...
William, William, William...
Alright.
dan friesen
You can hear his theme song.
unidentified
Okay.
Bye.
dan friesen
That's it.
It's basically that.
It's like an air raid siren and then a little...
Which I actually think is probably...
I mean, it's thematically right on.
It feels right.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no.
But I'm also glad we don't have a theme song and just come into a drop.
dan friesen
I don't want to get too into the weeds with this because, like I said, I do have some very strong reasons to suspect that Bill Cooper is a dangerous lunatic.
And if only...
jordan holmes
Oh, the fact that he shot a cop isn't enough for you?
dan friesen
That's a good indication.
unidentified
You have some strong...
dan friesen
That's a good indication.
jordan holmes
There are a few strong...
There's a red flag of some kind!
dan friesen
I mean, like, his work and his...
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But I just don't know enough about it to be conversant in it.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
So this is one of these weird...
Like, I told you before we started the show, this is a weird place for me to be in because we're covering a topic that I admittedly don't have a good handle on.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, I only know as much as I know, and it's...
The world of Bill Cooper is a big world.
jordan holmes
I know.
dan friesen
It's a huge world, and I only have a hold on a tiny piece of it.
And so I feel out of my depth and very insecure.
jordan holmes
This is more of like a teaser episode for our next Timey Wimey Wednesday.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
When we go and really dig into Bill Cooper.
dan friesen
And it's weird that we're...
jordan holmes
Because this is gonna happen.
I'm gonna text you all the time.
I wanna know all about Bill Cooper and about how he was fucking right about everything, Dad.
dan friesen
We're gonna explore him more.
I'm absolutely certain of that.
But the other thing, too, is that it's weird that we're doing this on a Monday episode, but I should say that the 2009 stuff, one of the big reasons...
In addition to last week, Alex re-bringing up 9-11 and all that shit, the 2009 stuff has hit a snag.
There's some boring episodes.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
So, Bill has his episode that he put out about Alex Jones being a liar, and we're not nearly done listening to him call Alex Jones a liar.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah?
dan friesen
Here's another clip where he does, and he actually makes a very good criticism of Alex in terms of him being a sensationalist.
bill cooper
I was only on the Alex Jones show one time.
It was years ago.
When I didn't know who he was, when I didn't realize what a liar and a coward and a sensationalist bullshit artist that he is.
Bill's 12 for 12. He was on one little FM station down in Texas.
He wasn't on all the stuff that he's on now.
And I agreed to be on his broadcast.
That's when I was doing guest appearances on broadcast years ago.
I was not cut off.
I did not use any kind of foul language whatsoever.
He treated me very well.
jordan holmes
Trax.
bill cooper
And I stayed on for the whole show.
dan friesen
Totally true.
bill cooper
Some of you in Texas know that that's true because you heard the broadcast and you taped it.
Later when I found out who Alex Jones was and what he was doing to the truth and how, what a cowardly liar.
And sensationalist, he really is.
jordan holmes
This is really satisfying on a lot of levels.
bill cooper
After that, I have always refused to appear on his broadcast.
Absolutely refused to lend him any credibility whatsoever by appearing on his broadcast.
And that made him very angry.
dan friesen
I believe all of that.
jordan holmes
Wow, that's 100% true.
dan friesen
Because Alex is a sensationalist.
He lies about everything.
unidentified
Every part of that is 100% true.
dan friesen
Yeah, absolutely.
And I totally believe that Alex kept contacting him.
Of course!
He should come back on the show.
And he's like, I don't think I want to be involved with you.
Look, like I said, Bill Cooper, probably wrong about just about everything.
But I do believe him when he says, Alex wanted me to come back on, and I said no.
jordan holmes
Well, if you deny Alex three times before the cock crows, he insists that you said a bunch of profanity on his show.
That has always been written.
dan friesen
I think that you can get away with appearing on shows that you don't support a little bit.
Like, I have a weird line with that.
You know, that sort of idea.
Because I don't think you should crucify somebody from appearing on a show that asked them to be on that you don't, like...
jordan holmes
No, your episode of Punk'd was weird.
I got it.
dan friesen
That was weird.
jordan holmes
That was weird.
dan friesen
When I made Justin Timberlake cry.
It's the only reference I have for Punk'd.
But, like, the reason I'm thinking about this is, like, there's tons and tons of guests of Alex Jones' show who have been guests on Red Ice Radio, Red Ice TV, which is an outright white nationalist, white supremacist show.
I do think that probably some of them didn't know what it was and got asked to come on as, like, a...
It's a show.
There's some listeners.
jordan holmes
Everybody's got to get a...
You know, you've got to fill your calendar.
I need to fill my calendar.
My calendar is empty.
If anybody's listening, who can fill my calendar?
dan friesen
You can blow it every now and again.
I think you could probably be like, I shouldn't have done that.
I'm not going to do it again.
And I think Bill Cooper's probably in that sort of realm.
He went on Alex's show, later realized, like, ah, shit, shouldn't have done that.
Well, can't redo the past.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Now, spoiler alert, John Rappaport's been on Red Ice four times.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
He knows what they are doing.
jordan holmes
Does he know?
dan friesen
Oh, yeah.
You don't show up on a show four times and not know the character of the show.
jordan holmes
Listen, you hang up a picture if you're able to learn the character of a fucking show.
I'm not going to hold it against him.
Maybe he's just him.
dan friesen
I'm just saying, man.
jordan holmes
I think he might be dead.
dan friesen
I'm just saying.
jordan holmes
I think he's been dead for 15 years.
dan friesen
He's dead inside.
So, I believe all that.
I think that Bill is probably telling the truth about the idea that Alex wanted to back on, said no, and I do think that there's nothing terrible about it so far.
jordan holmes
Based on what we know of Alex and how he reacts to situations, exactly what...
Exactly like what Bill Cooper describes.
Alex is acting like everything that Bill Cooper says was 100% correct.
dan friesen
It feels like.
jordan holmes
Bill Cooper is saying all the things that we would have...
Just listening to Alex shit-talk him, I would have reverse-engineered like...
Oh, yeah, so he liked him, and then he spurned him, and then they decided that, and Alex created this lie in order to...
dan friesen
He can't defend himself now.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, and Bill Cooper...
dan friesen
And it turns out, from one of the clips we're going to hear right at the end of this thing here...
One of Bill's callers calls in and says that Infowars used to have the video up of that interview.
jordan holmes
And they took it down.
dan friesen
It's implied that at some point it got taken down.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
dan friesen
So there is a decent chance that Alex was trying to bury this part of...
jordan holmes
My theory that Bill Cooper is right about everything is on track.
dan friesen
Your theory can only go so far as he's right about Alex.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
That doesn't mean that he's right about other things.
jordan holmes
About everything.
dan friesen
Nope.
That is a logical fallacy, buddy.
jordan holmes
No, here's the way it works.
You're right about Alex, so I assume you're right about everything.
dan friesen
God, no.
Seriously, no.
You should have seen what I ate yesterday.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
Goddamn.
So dumb.
Can of chili.
Anyway.
It was not right.
unidentified
Shouldn't have done it.
jordan holmes
I'll tell you who's never eaten a can of chili.
Bill!
Fucking Cooper!
dan friesen
Untrue.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
He's never eaten a can of chili.
dan friesen
Listen.
jordan holmes
He makes his chili homemade.
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Grows it in his backyard.
dan friesen
Takes a long time.
So, Alex, in his talk with the caller where he's lying about Bill, he says that Bill edited up videos of me, which I've already explained to you was about the Y2K stuff.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And in Bill's show where he's calling Alex Jones a liar and talking shit on him, he brings up why he did that.
bill cooper
I've also revealed him for the lying, sensationalist, bullshit artist that he is.
By every once in a while bringing to your attention the lies and the deceit and the rumors that he spreads over the airwaves that are not good for any of us.
And they're not good for the nation.
They are especially not good for militia and patriots.
The most disgusting broadcast he ever did was on New Year's Eve, the year 2000.
The New Year's Eve, 1999, bringing in the year 2000, in which he went completely out of his mind and claimed that Russia had launched intercontinental ballistic missiles with multiple warheads.
at the United States of America and actually panicked millions of people who were putting their children and their belongings in their cars and heading for the hills.
dan friesen
So right there, I want to pause really quick.
He has more to say.
But I think it's really important to point out that what Bill is taking issue with and why he was so personally offended by this is two-pronged.
One, it's Alex has no respect for the truth.
He's basing his operation and his behavior and his reportage entirely on rumors and conjecture and hearsay.
The second, which I think is more important, is that Bill recognizes that the things Alex says have an effect on the people who hear them.
He's taking very...
That's part of his negative consequence that he's describing of Alex's actions.
And I think that's super important.
jordan holmes
Who the fuck is Bill Cooper?
I need to know way more about it.
dan friesen
It is interesting that he recognizes the responsibility of someone in a position like his or like Alex's.
That is, don't get people into a place of...
Of Tizzy unnecessarily or something like that.
unidentified
Yeah, this is bananas.
dan friesen
I'm so confused.
Because there's consequences for the people who hear your lies.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
And that's an important human piece of this.
It often gets buried.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I think we try and bring it up, but it often gets buried in terms of the...
Except for whenever people talk about Alex vis-a-vis getting Sandy Hook families harassed and stuff like that.
You hear those consequences then, but the human element of it is so...
It's not ignored, but it's very rarely made a big part of the problem, and it is.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Bill is fascinating.
It sounds like he's got...
dan friesen
He's got a great radio voice, too.
jordan holmes
It sounds a little bit like he's got Alex Jones' ideology in Dan Rather's voice.
It's like he's so calming in the way that he's saying that everybody is going to try and kill you.
dan friesen
Yeah, it is a little incongruous.
jordan holmes
And it's unlike David Knight in that David Knight is just boring.
dan friesen
Yeah, Bill's not boring.
jordan holmes
No, Bill is not boring.
Bill is soothing.
unidentified
He's just like, and they're coming to murder you and your family.
jordan holmes
This is the news on the hour.
dan friesen
This is the hour of the time.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It does go to show that being not boring is much different than having a boring delivery.
It's not always a one-to-one.
David Knight could be interesting, even with his fucking terrible delivery.
jordan holmes
I don't think that could happen.
dan friesen
Get well soon, David.
bill cooper
Now, there's lots of things that can be said about me.
unidentified
Nobody needs to lie about me.
bill cooper
Sometimes I am irritating.
Sometimes I absolutely will not suffer fools and am just as rude as I can be.
Nobody has to lie about me, Alex Jones.
So I suggest that the next time somebody calls your broadcast and asks them about me, you tell the truth.
There's lots of truth that you can tell about me.
But don't ever lie on me, buddy, because I'll chop you off at your ankles.
I will chew you up.
I will...
Spits you out for the lying, stinking, rotten little coward that you are.
dan friesen
I think he hits a lot of the main points.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I'm gonna give him a slight...
Look, just some studio notes.
Uh-huh.
You can leave the cutting the ankles part out.
unidentified
Eh.
jordan holmes
You were doing great.
You were doing great.
dan friesen
It is a little bit weak.
He already said bullshitter, so he can clearly cuss on his own show.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So, like, cutting you off at the ankles is kind of like...
It's ungratifying as a threat.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
I don't know.
You're not wrong.
jordan holmes
Either jump the threat way up, or just let the threat go.
You don't need it.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, I mean, it's a little bit redundant, too, if I were giving other studio notes, the idea of, like, well, you just keep saying he's a liar.
I mean, it can never be said enough, quite frankly.
jordan holmes
He is lying.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, what's interesting to me is that call that we heard from Alex.
Talking to the caller about Bill Cooper.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That was from like 2008, 2009.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Bill was dead by then.
jordan holmes
Yeah, seven or eight years and Alex is still...
dan friesen
But in September of 2001, Bill put out this episode responding to a caller calling into Alex's show and Alex responding the exact same way.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So we do know that at least from 2001 onward, that's been Alex's sort of...
Rewriting of the interview that they did.
jordan holmes
Alex holds a fucking grudge, man, because the 2008 or 2009 area was like, dude, you feel that fresh.
Those wounds are fresh.
dan friesen
But I think it's because it highlights something that's so important about his own self-mythology.
jordan holmes
That he's a giant fraud and he knows it?
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And then also that he is a coward Bill Cooper.
And I don't mean to say that Bill is admirable or anything.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
No.
I mean, but he is someone who clearly was willing to stand on whatever principles, no matter how dumb or backward they were.
Like, he shot a fucking cop and got killed.
Rather than own up to the fact that he's got to pay taxes.
That's not a good thing, but if you look at a propagandist, like an anti-tax propagandist, if you're going that far, you have your principle.
You have the integrity, good or bad, of whatever it is you present yourself as believing in.
And with Alex, he has none of that.
jordan holmes
Every time that we've talked about Alex waffling and changing his position and all of those things, and we've said...
According to your own principles, you should be against this.
Bill Cooper would just be against it.
Like, it seems like Bill Cooper did not give a fuck about anything other than believing that the government was coming to kill him.
dan friesen
And aliens are somehow in play.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it seems more like Bill Cooper was not so much ideologically consistent as he was fucking crazy.
dan friesen
He was crazy consistent.
And consistent to the craziness.
jordan holmes
And consistently crazy.
dan friesen
Yeah.
It does appear that way.
Again, not being an expert on him, it's hard for me to say with too much certainty, but the sense that you get is that there is a through line through it, and he wasn't deviating from that for a fucking second.
jordan holmes
And that he did the clip show, as opposed to just doing the beef.
So that's the thing that gets me as far as the con man, non-con man level.
The con men recognize that the beef is fine.
But they don't do specifics about each other.
They don't say, I'm going to do a clip show where I prove you wrong.
Even when Alex was doing the...
Well, when Alex was shitting all over the bed doing the Glenn Beck expose, he still didn't have anything.
dan friesen
Nope.
jordan holmes
But Bill fucking did it, man.
He went straight for the con man's balls by using his own words against him.
dan friesen
And another aspect, too, is that he sells books and all that stuff.
But at least episodes that I've listened to, and I've listened to a number of them, not nearly enough, but I've listened to a number of them, and he doesn't ask for money, really.
Like, the con isn't there in terms of Bill.
And there's even a call that I heard where this guy was talking about how he doesn't have a lot of money, but when he does, he's going to send Bill some so he can have all the airtime that he needs, that sort of thing.
And Bill's response is to laugh at him.
Like, not meanly, but just like, ha ha, all right, well, thank you, that's nice of you, or something like that.
It doesn't seem like he's motivated by the same...
Like, granted, he is a con man in terms of, like, getting you to believe things that aren't true for his own enrichment, but he doesn't seem to be primarily...
jordan holmes
I want to know more about Bill Cooper.
This dude is a fucking...
dan friesen
This might have been a mistake of an episode.
jordan holmes
Dude, no!
dan friesen
I think it opens up...
jordan holmes
Hell no!
dan friesen
It might open up way too big of a vista.
You know, like, I think that the horizon is too large for us.
jordan holmes
What's the name of this show?
dan friesen
It's called Hour of the Time.
jordan holmes
All right, well, we did this podcast about Alex Jones.
We finished.
And it was Knowledge Fight.
Alright, so now we just move to Bill Cooper and it's what?
The week of the nows.
dan friesen
It's simple.
We're rebranding, Dan.
Bill Cooper only interests me really in as much as he is sort of a prototype and a precursor to Alex.
And someone who seems to believe it much more than Alex.
And Alex was able to use a lot of what...
Bill stood for in a lot of the world that Bill was in as the window dressing and camouflage for him to sell Ted Anderson's gold and all the other scams that he's been pulling over the years.
I think he's interested from that approach, and I do want to cover him more, but less as like, let's just talk Bill Cooper for a bit.
jordan holmes
Oh, no, of course not.
I was being facetious.
dan friesen
I understand.
But I want the audience to know, I'm interested in learning a ton about him, but...
Only to enrich our understanding of early Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Because his shows from 98 are available.
Alex's aren't.
Like, a lot of that stuff you can't find on the internet.
And man, I've been trying to track down VHSs.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And a lot of emails have been returned.
Nope.
No idea.
I can't find these early days Alex Jones episodes super easily.
There's very few resources to find them.
And if anybody out there has any tips, please let me know.
But this does give a window into what that world was like on a day-to-day basis through this radio show that clearly Alex had to have been listening to.
What it is that formed him into what he would become.
jordan holmes
Well, the thing that I think Bill Cooper makes abundantly clear is The logical end point for an Alex Jones-style propagandist who actually believes what they're saying.
The logical end point for an Alex Jones that believes what he's saying is to be murdered by the cops.
Like, that's the reality of it.
Simply by his continued existence, we can surmise that Alex Jones doesn't believe a goddamn thing that he's saying because we have a case study and somebody who does believe what they're saying...
Fucking getting...
Killing himself by cop!
dan friesen
I'm gonna push back on that just a tiny bit because it didn't have to go that way.
jordan holmes
Of course it didn't!
dan friesen
No, because Bill could have continued doing exactly what he was doing if he wasn't threatening locals with guns and stuff like that.
It wasn't just his presence that threatened them.
He was going around and harassing people.
jordan holmes
And Alex doesn't do that?
dan friesen
I don't know.
Fair.
jordan holmes
Fair point.
dan friesen
But also, even if Alex were doing that, he doesn't have an outstanding warrant for bank fraud and tax evasion that the cops could act on.
It would have to be a new motion for them to arrest him.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Bill Cooper didn't have to commit suicide by cop.
He didn't have to go that route.
It's not the logical end point of propagandists like this who believe the things they do.
It's a logical endpoint of a propagandist who believes this sort of stuff and also likes to threaten people with guns.
unidentified
Fair.
dan friesen
That's the piece of it.
jordan holmes
Fair point.
dan friesen
I don't want to give him any credence for his death.
It being like, well, we are saying that it's like, well, you believed it enough to get there.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah, that part's true.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But what really precipitated it is him being a fucking asshole.
Right.
And also shooting the cops.
He could have gone peacefully.
jordan holmes
Right, but Alex's narrative all the time is like, if the cops come for your guns, you need to be prepared to kill the cops.
We just saw that on a present day episode.
dan friesen
Yeah, he does believe that.
And it's also stolen from Bill.
Because Bill did it!
Yep.
jordan holmes
God, it's so weird to see the parallels between so many underground comedians and musicians who...
Everybody's like, oh, they should have been more...
Oh, Mudhoney should have been way bigger than Nirvana.
That whole thing.
They're the underground.
The Meat Puppets should have been way bigger.
Bill Cooper should have been way bigger than your shit Alex Jones.
dan friesen
Well, but here's the problem.
And I think that this is one of the reasons why this is a difficult episode for me to do, is like a lot of people who are listening to this are in the know.
And they know exactly how huge Bill Cooper is.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And then there's a lot of people who listen who are like you, who have no idea who he is.
jordan holmes
No clue who Bill Cooper is.
dan friesen
So there's an interesting line to walk in terms of this show where we're giving an introduction sort of to this as another topic that will come up over the course of our podcast.
Right.
And that might be unsatisfying to the people who are...
jordan holmes
It's insanely satisfying!
unidentified
...metaphorical...
dan friesen
Mudhoney fans or whatever.
You know what I mean?
unidentified
Because...
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I get what you're saying.
dan friesen
Because what you're expressing isn't true.
Like, the idea of, like, why wasn't Bill Cooper bigger?
He was huge.
He was very big.
But...
jordan holmes
I think the answer to that is obviously he committed suicide by a cop.
That's probably one of the reasons he wasn't bigger.
dan friesen
Well, that hurt his lingering appeal.
You know, like, couldn't put out new stuff after that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's tough.
unidentified
But...
dan friesen
He's not a minor variable.
He is someone who was very important to this world of conspiracy and propaganda and malicious stuff.
So, it...
I don't...
jordan holmes
I get it.
You want a hammer.
You want to bring a button.
You want to put a button in this.
dan friesen
I don't.
No, I have another clip.
jordan holmes
I'm so...
Oh, okay.
unidentified
Never mind.
jordan holmes
I thought you were sounding like you were wrapping up and you were unsatisfied.
dan friesen
No, I wasn't.
No, it's not that.
I was...
It's all just like what I've been expressing this entire time and what I said before the show.
It's, I don't know a ton.
I'm gonna learn more.
But as we're doing this show, this episode, it's not to give, like, here's Bill Cooper!
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
It's a, here's an interesting incident from Alex's career.
Two incidents, actually.
The 9-11 prediction incident and then the lying about the interview with Bill Cooper.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And so...
jordan holmes
No, you're furious that you're conversant and not a PhD in the subject of Bill Cooper and talking about him.
dan friesen
It's a bit of that.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I just have to make peace with that, and I will.
jordan holmes
It'll happen.
dan friesen
But we have one last thing here, and that is we already know that Alex was lying to his caller about what happened with the Bill interview.
But in this next clip...
jordan holmes
Does Bill say fill your hand first, too?
What else is Alex stealing from Bill?
dan friesen
The list is probably...
jordan holmes
Where's Nank?
unidentified
No, Bill didn't kill Nank.
dan friesen
On Bill's show, where he's talking about how Alex Jones is a liar, which, again, we don't need a backup to prove it is the case.
Bill takes some calls, and they all have his back.
bill cooper
Good evening.
You're on the air.
jordan holmes
Yeah, hi, Mr. Cooper.
unidentified
Listen, that Alex Jones interview was directly after you published the Baratoss June 26, 1998 issue about the Cooper family being targeted by the feds.
Yeah.
Yeah, I heard it.
bill cooper
Yeah, back in 1994.
Did he kick me off the air?
unidentified
No, he's a liar, and you've pointed it out, and I heard that interview, and you were nothing but cordial.
bill cooper
Yeah, well, that's the truth.
unidentified
That's the truth.
Thank you.
jordan holmes
I even like his callers.
bill cooper
Alex Jones is a miserable, rotten, little, stinking, cowardly, bold-faced liar.
Boy, you know.
All of these people ought to know better than to mess with me, because I don't take any crap from anybody.
And if I'm not afraid of the whole machinations of the entire government gestapo, what in the hell makes Alex Jones think that I would ever be afraid of his cowardly little rotten butt?
Good evening.
You're on the air.
unidentified
Yeah, Bill.
I just wanted to let you know, verify what you said about that Alex Jones interview.
They had it archived on the internet at one time, and I did hear that interview, and there was nothing wrong with what you did.
bill cooper
And I wasn't thrown off the air, was I?
unidentified
Not a bit.
bill cooper
No.
And it's the only interview I ever did with Alex Jones.
As soon as I found out what he was doing and who he really was, he's called me back at least a hundred times since then, and I've always told him to take a hike.
So anyway, thank you.
You bet.
I appreciate that.
dan friesen
The interesting thing here that we have to wrestle with is that Bill is right.
He's 100% right in this circumstance.
jordan holmes
About everything.
dan friesen
Always.
jordan holmes
UFOs are real.
dan friesen
About Alex.
But he's also probably...
I think he's probably worse than Alex in terms of being really extreme.
You know what I'm saying?
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The banality of evil.
dan friesen
The banality of Alex.
There's an impotence to Alex.
There's a small cross-section of his audience that will end up doing terrible things, but most of them will just get lulled into a learned helplessness and buy his products and stuff like that.
It's the nature of the scam.
jordan holmes
Good for them.
dan friesen
I think that people who listen to Bill Cooper regularly are probably much more dangerous.
Oh yeah, for sure.
jordan holmes
Which is why they're so much more serious and focused and like, when they're talking about a subject, they're directly talking about it and then when they're done talking about it, they're done.
You know, like how a fucking serial killer is goddamn organized and ready to get shit done.
Alex Jones, Prince Humperdinck in The Princess Bride.
Bill is Christopher Guest, the torturer in The Princess Bride.
Christopher Kest doesn't give a fuck.
He's just going to do what he's going to do.
dan friesen
You're not going to try and relate this to Twilight?
jordan holmes
We can't do that.
Apparently, I think I read in the group that everybody was out.
dan friesen
It was 50-50.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know.
I don't know how to...
You're right.
Earlier, I don't know how to put a button on this, and there is no button.
This is just kind of an interesting snapshot that ideally we'll build on more as time goes on.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But it's a snapshot worth looking at, even without grander context, because...
We now understand a little bit better where Alex gets these ideas that he predicted 9-11 from, which is worth it on its own.
And then beyond that, we get to hear someone call Alex a fucking lying piece of shit, which is always fun.
jordan holmes
This is third season we're introducing a new villain, Dan.
We're fucking nailing this.
Of course, your first episode, you're not going to get closure on it, Dan.
This is a season-long arc.
Or not.
We could abandon it tomorrow.
dan friesen
So, I don't know.
We'll learn more about Bill Cooper as time goes on.
I'll probably go ahead and read Behold a Pale Horse.
I know I've read parts of it in the past, but I'll go ahead and jump down that fucking chimney and see what's inside.
jordan holmes
Yeah, like somebody hijacking a plane, stealing $500,000 and jumping off of it.
You're going to jump in.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Both feet.
dan friesen
Derek.
Yep.
jordan holmes
Derek Bill Cooper.
dan friesen
Anyway, we'll be back on Wednesday.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
Unlike our friend Derek Bill Cooper, who has disappeared.
dan friesen
RIP.
jordan holmes
We will not see him again.
Get well soon, David Knight.
dan friesen
So, until then, we have a website, knowledgefight.com.
jordan holmes
We do!
We have a Twitter at underscore knowledge underscore fight underscore Bill Cooper.
dan friesen
Get rid of a bunch of that, and then you got it.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
We're also on Facebook!
jordan holmes
Indeed!
We got a group called Go Home and Tell Your Mother You're Brilliant!
dan friesen
Correct.
Also, we're on iTunes.
jordan holmes
We are on iTunes.
dan friesen
Check that out.
Have some fun over there.
jordan holmes
Holy shit!
Do you know what's crazy?
unidentified
What?
jordan holmes
Do you know who technically didn't kill a guy?
dan friesen
Well, just because he didn't technically kill that cop, I don't know if we can say he didn't kill a guy.
jordan holmes
That's true.
But in one specific instance, he really tried hard to kill a guy and wound up not doing it.
dan friesen
Yeah, it does seem that way.
jordan holmes
Whereas Alex, who technically probably didn't mean to kill a guy, wound up doing it.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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