Today, Dan and Jordan get back to their normal show by chatting about the March 24, 2009 episode of The Alex Jones Show. The gents find Alex completely freaking out (and fake crying) about his made up Mandatory Service Bill, and breaking some bad news about a past guest with a really funny name.
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| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
| I'm a huge fan. | ||
| I love your work. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| We're a couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. | ||
| Indeed we are. | ||
| Dan. | ||
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Hi. | |
| Dan. | ||
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Welcome back. | |
| What's your favorite holiday celebrating a genocide? | ||
| Columbus Day. | ||
| No. | ||
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Is that what we're supposed to say? | |
| Thanksgiving? | ||
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I don't know, dude. | |
| Whatever. | ||
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We're past it, man. | |
| We're over it. | ||
| Welcome back. | ||
| This is a show where... | ||
| Drink novelty beverages and talk about Alex Jones. | ||
| Did I say that already? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| We're out of the rhythm. | ||
| Yeah, I think it's been a week since we've... | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Unfortunately, we recorded all of that in one fucking day. | ||
| Thank you for everybody who enjoyed the Obama deception coverage. | ||
| That was, yeah, a week ago we recorded as we're recording today. | ||
| And, yeah, I feel rusty. | ||
| But I know we'll make it through because I know a lot about Alex Jones. | ||
| And? | ||
| And I only know what you tell me about those shows. | ||
| Dan? | ||
| Do you have a good holiday? | ||
| I had a holiday with my family. | ||
| Cool. | ||
| So it's a good time. | ||
| We can check that in the good time column. | ||
| There was a moment, or there was a succession of moments where I wanted to punch my family all in the face. | ||
| When you say succession of moments, that's the whole time. | ||
| That's what I'm picturing. | ||
| Yeah, pretty much. | ||
| This particular sequence was infuriating. | ||
| My girlfriend talked about dental work and how her insurance didn't cover it. | ||
| And so my brother goes, yeah, you know, they're just in it for the money. | ||
| Oh, you're saying that for-profit medicine maybe doesn't lead to better patient outcomes. | ||
| And then my mom said that while she was pregnant with my little sister, she was kicked off of her insurance. | ||
| Guess why? | ||
| Because she had a pre-existing condition. | ||
| Oh, so that's a bad idea. | ||
| And my dad just had some health issues, and he said how great it was that Medicare covered it. | ||
| Oh, so socialized medicine is great! | ||
| See, this is a situation where I'm sure our listeners are imagining this situation playing on. | ||
| They're like, well, I imagine Jordan bit his tongue. | ||
| Probably kept a stiff upper lip about this. | ||
| Indeed I did. | ||
| Oh, and the best part is pretty much right after that, they made fun of Alexandria Cortez. | ||
| Oh, good times. | ||
| Yeah, immediately they were like, ha ha, I remember that tweet where she said there were three chambers and immediately after that said... | ||
| Typo. | ||
| I don't even think that was a tweet. | ||
| I think that was in a live stream or something like that that she was doing while she was making ramen and talking politics. | ||
| Yeah, like fucking what are you idiots doing? | ||
| Yeah, good times. | ||
| Well, that's fun. | ||
| I'm glad. | ||
| I hope everyone out there had a great Thanksgiving or if you're in a foreign country that doesn't celebrate this weird holiday, whatever you guys did, I hope you had a good time. | ||
| I hope it was great. | ||
| We're back. | ||
| And Jordan, I gotta say this. | ||
| I'm so excited to not be doing the Obama discussion. | ||
| Tell me about it! | ||
| I listened back to the last episode, and man, I lost my voice, and I was dead. | ||
| I was dead. | ||
| There was a portion of it where I almost got mad at you while I was editing it, because there was maybe a good half-hour chunk of the episode. | ||
| Where I didn't say anything. | ||
| No, where you wouldn't let me say anything. | ||
| You interrupted literally everything. | ||
| And I didn't notice it when we were recording it because I just wanted it to end. | ||
| I wanted us to barrel to the end. | ||
| I was like, we've got to get through this. | ||
| But listening back, it was like, oh my god, Jordan is being a dick. | ||
| But then I let that go. | ||
| I apologize. | ||
| I had lost it. | ||
| I was gone. | ||
| We were very out of sorts. | ||
| Actually, what we were covering was so unpleasant, so awful. | ||
| You know, it just lends itself to that. | ||
| But I went back, and today we're going to be going over a 2009 episode. | ||
| We're going to be going over March 24th, 2009. | ||
| Jumping back in. | ||
| All right. | ||
| And just the act of listening to it filled me with joy. | ||
| There were multiple times while I was getting clips for this episode and listening to the episode. | ||
| Where I blurt laughed and had to go back and listen to what I had just listened to over again. | ||
| Fantastic. | ||
| It's like there was something refreshing about being back in extemporaneous Alex. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There's something so like, yes, all right, there's my guy. | ||
| Even if I don't like him, at least it's not produced. | ||
| Like, the voiceover Alex is the worst Alex. | ||
| Oh, it's awful. | ||
| It's so bad. | ||
| And so today we will be going in to March 24th, 2009. | ||
| Very excited about that. | ||
| But before we do, I'd like to give a shout-out to a couple new people who joined up with the show and are supporting what we do. | ||
| Very exciting. | ||
| I'd like to say, first of all, thank you so much to Will. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you, Will. | ||
| Thank you very much, Will. | ||
| Secondly, I don't know that this isn't... | ||
| Someone you do stuff with at Zany's every now and again. | ||
| So don't get that in your head. | ||
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Okay. | |
| But I'd also like to say thank you to someone else who has joined up with the team. | ||
| Lair, I'd like to say thank you. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you so much, Lair. | ||
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Oh, man. | |
| If it's you, Uncle Lair, I swear to God. | ||
| I don't think it's Mr. Reeve. | ||
| But we do appreciate so much you guys joining up and supporting the show. | ||
| If you'd like to and you haven't. | ||
| You're more than welcome to. | ||
| You can go to our website, knowledgefight.com. | ||
| Click that button that says support the show. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| Please do. | ||
| And thank you to everybody who's joining up and listening to the show. | ||
| That's cool. | ||
| So, Jordan, today we start off with a clip that you probably won't like to hear. | ||
| This is from the beginning. | ||
| Is it the Obama deception? | ||
| Because I swear to God, if you started playing clips from the Obama deception, I would murder you. | ||
| It's close, and it's really... | ||
| It's really fun that we've now done the entire Obama deception because we're jumping back into the period of time when it came out. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And so Alex says stuff like this. | ||
| All that's coming up and more, but on any of the subjects I mentioned or any items you want to go over, I'd like to hear your review of the Obama deception. | ||
| I haven't had a call since we released it. | ||
| I've been busy with guests. | ||
| That's my review, actually. | ||
| I want to hear your review of the Obama deception, what effect it's having on those that you show it to. | ||
| Alex, we've covered that. | ||
| My review of the Obama deception is boo. | ||
| The effects that it's had on the people that I've showed it to have been Jordan almost losing his mind and screaming for 12 hours straight. | ||
| So that's my review. | ||
| Anyway, we can move along from there. | ||
| At this point in time, Alex is kind of not really understanding the nascent Tea Party. | ||
| We've seen that in the past episodes. | ||
| Alex is kind of unaware of what's going on except for he's sort of into it because it's a tax protest thing. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He's more into the Oath Keepers because it's a violence thing. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And so he's starting to see coverage of it. | ||
| And even though he doesn't fully associate himself with the Tea Party, he's still defensive about it. | ||
| And I think that's really interesting because I think that's going to help him make the transition much easier. | ||
| I was watching HBO. | ||
| This morning for an hour on the treadmill. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And I saw a large part of this documentary. | ||
| It said it was produced by Nancy Pelosi's daughter because I recognize her name. | ||
| She's made puff pieces for George Bush as well. | ||
| She specializes in pure propaganda. | ||
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Buh! | |
| You would know, asshole. | ||
| And they only showed people in Louisiana and Mississippi calling Obama the N-word during the campaign, saying he was a Muslim, a communist, that he was really Osama bin Laden, that he was going to pull a rubber mask off. | ||
| Now, I can go find Democrat clowns just as crazy, just as insane, kind of nut jobs that get attracted to political rallies. | ||
| They're always there. | ||
| And we put some of those actually in Terrorstorm, saying that WMDs were really found in Iraq. | ||
| One guy goes, nanny, nanny, boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo. | ||
| I mean, literally, these are mentally ill people. | ||
| Yeah, that's just as bad as saying the N-word. | ||
| Yeah, that's a pretty good equivalency. | ||
| Someone said nanny, nanny, boo-boo to me. | ||
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Oh, shit! | |
| Oh, no! | ||
| Somebody said that's the biggest N-word I've ever known. | ||
| It's twice as long! | ||
| If his complaint is that there's crazy people on the left and the right, point well taken. | ||
| But if those are the equivalences you're trying to make, I say, sir? | ||
| You are minimizing something, and it's the N-word. | ||
| Maybe a little bit. | ||
| Being thrown around at a black president. | ||
| Yeah, maybe a little bit. | ||
| Also, they only show those during the campaign, man. | ||
| We can pull up about a million of those from yesterday. | ||
| And he's selling out the South, too, man. | ||
| He's just like, it's just Louisiana and Mississippi. | ||
| You'd expect that there. | ||
| I got a lot of listeners down there. | ||
| I know what they're like. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Fair. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't think that's... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| No, come on. | ||
| Throw Missouri in there, of course. | ||
| Missouri is some... | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So, interestingly, too, Alex, at the beginning of this episode, gets into some of his feelings about other conservative media personalities. | ||
| And as we know from listening to this time period, he doesn't like Michael Savage. | ||
| Definitely not. | ||
| He calls him Michael Wiener, a bunch. | ||
| Which is hilarious. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And it turns out he has some other... | ||
| Feelings about other more famous conservative broadcasters. | ||
| One Glenothy Beck? | ||
| Nope. | ||
| We already know what he feels about him. | ||
| Someone else. | ||
| Through Obama, he's now in. | ||
| And then meanwhile, Limbaugh stumbling around. | ||
| Yeah, fuck that guy. | ||
| Like a drug gorilla. | ||
| Only way to describe him looking completely psychopathic. | ||
| Didn't used to look like that a decade ago. | ||
| And the guy's just fried. | ||
| I predict he's going to have a collapse soon or something. | ||
| I mean, he admits he took 100 Oxycontins a day, folks. | ||
| That would kill seven horses of average weight. | ||
| That's how big his liver is. | ||
| That's how much hillbilly heroin this boy takes. | ||
| It's just regular heroin. | ||
| That's the kind of thing that you don't get in the Obama deception that I love. | ||
| Oh, that's so good. | ||
| Rush Limbaugh was taking enough Oxycontin to kill seven regular-sized horses. | ||
| You know, if the Obama deception had that in it, man, that's a good documentary right there. | ||
| Yeah, that's something I could get on board with. | ||
| I wish Alex would just wing his documentaries. | ||
| Why not? | ||
| They'd be as true. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Who gives a shit? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, no, no, we have to make this look professional? | ||
| What? | ||
| You did it? | ||
| That's what you call professional? | ||
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Nah. | |
| Yeah, why the fuck not? | ||
| Like, just, it would be quicker, it would be as slick, it would have as many factual inaccuracies, just fucking wing it. | ||
| So, Alex, at the beginning of the episode, you may remember. | ||
| I do recall. | ||
| You heard him say, I want to hear your reviews of the Obama deception. | ||
| To which I said, You have a slightly different take on it than his callers. | ||
| Oh, that's surprising. | ||
| That's surprising. | ||
| Here's the first one that calls in. | ||
| Don in Michigan and Jesse in others. | ||
| Go ahead, Don. | ||
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Hi, Alex Jones. | |
| It's a pleasure talking to you, my friend. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| Pleasure to talk to you. | ||
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I just first want to say the Obama Deception was a great film. | |
| It wasn't as hard-hitting, but it definitely got the point across. | ||
| Ooh, little shade! | ||
| A little bit. | ||
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Little shade there! | |
| Not as hard-hitting. | ||
| Little shade! | ||
| Unclear what it's not as hard-hitting as. | ||
| Or towards. | ||
| So there's that. | ||
| That's still positive. | ||
| Gets the message across. | ||
| Still pretty glowing reviews. | ||
| So that's great. | ||
| A little bit later, Alex takes another call. | ||
| Gets another Obama Deception review. | ||
| Jesse? | ||
| In Las Vegas, you're on the air, Jesse. | ||
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How are you, Alex? | |
| Good. | ||
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Good, good. | |
| You know, I wanted to first start with the Obama deception. | ||
| Definitely enjoyed it. | ||
| Because I listen to you so much, I can't say that I learned too much. | ||
| But the exciting part is that I get to meet people and bring up the Obama deception. | ||
| And these are the Mitt Romney types that were out here in Las Vegas and Nevada, which, you know, that was a huge movement out here. | ||
| And they already know about the film. | ||
| His review is, I already knew all this shit because I listened to your show, but the exciting thing is now I have something to talk to people about. | ||
| That's not a great review either. | ||
| Also, the people I talk to about it already know about it, so my excitement is greatly dimmed. | ||
| No, no, that makes it even more exciting, because it's like, hey, I would talk to them about X, Y, or Z things they don't know about, but now I get to come in, they know about it. | ||
| We have a nice little conversation. | ||
| Our review is not as hard-hitting. | ||
| I can make weirdo friends now. | ||
| He seems way too even-keeled. | ||
| I think he's a plant. | ||
| I'm going to go with he's a plant. | ||
| There's an interesting thing that I started to... | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| there are people who are way too prepared. | ||
| And this guy is one of them. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| And I think that that subsection of Alex Jones'listeners, they know that they can use Alex's show to amplify whatever they want. | ||
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Right. | |
| And so this guy is calling in, and he wants to talk about Las Vegas politics. | ||
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Oh! | |
| And stuff like that. | ||
| So he's really prepared, and he's using Alex's show as a bully pulpit. | ||
| And he's starting with the buttering up in order to make sure that he can get to the second part. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| This guy listens to Alex Jones a lot. | ||
| Yeah, I think that there's a lot of people who use that strategy. | ||
| So, in this next clip, we hear Alex sort of, he's trying to explain why he made the Obama deception, which is something I'm curious about, certainly. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| But, in doing so, I think he reveals the answer to one of the big mysteries that we couldn't get to the bottom of. | ||
| What it's about? | ||
| Well, no, unfortunately not. | ||
| But one specific thing I couldn't solve in my research. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| We are back live. | ||
| Thank you for joining us. | ||
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I hurt myself today. | |
| All right, let me try to explain. | ||
| That's the official anthem of the Obama deception. | ||
| Because I knew that all of the attacks from here on out, and the way the mainstream media is going to frame things, is that it's basically toothless, mindless, backwards, kind of mainline Republicans who believe that he secretly, Osama bin Laden with a rubber mask on, you know, that he was born in Kenya and all of this. | ||
| Whether the born in Kenya thing is true or not, the media early on chose to make that the big issue. | ||
| So that's his attempt at explaining his motivation in making the Obama deception, which is he's trying to put a preemptive face on sort of being against Obama that's not a toothless hillbilly yelling the N-word in Mississippi or Louisiana, as he's already complained about on the show. | ||
| So he's presenting himself as the, like, above-it-all, Non-partisan. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Just, I don't like this guy. | ||
| He sucks. | ||
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It's crazy. | |
| So that, I would say, mission failed. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Also, your buddy Jerome Corsi is one of the ones who's going around in the media talking about Obama being born in Kenya. | ||
| Pretty much the entire time. | ||
| Yeah, and you're thrilled with that. | ||
| So don't blame the media for that. | ||
| Hey, hey. | ||
| Anyway, so that, I think, is a failure of an explanation for why he made the film. | ||
| Wait, that's why he made the film? | ||
| Well, he starts getting distracted with talking about other things, so he doesn't really explain any further than that. | ||
| I think he just was like, I think I can make some money off this. | ||
| That's probably, if he was being honest with himself. | ||
| I mean, before we had watched the film, I would have guessed that there are a bunch of different reasons for making the Obama deception. | ||
| You know, he wants to tell the truth, I imagine, about Obama. | ||
| Passion for the art of documentary. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Artists have to create, Dan. | ||
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Absolutely. | |
| Otherwise you stagnate and you die. | ||
| Fish gotta swim. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Lions gotta eat. | ||
| And documentarians gotta document things. | ||
| After the Obama deception, I have no idea why or how he made it. | ||
| I think it was just maybe he had a ton of blank DVR discs. | ||
| That could be. | ||
| Like blank DVDs in the warehouse. | ||
| And he's like, gotta put something on them. | ||
| Gotta move these things. | ||
| Gotta put something on them. | ||
| Any kind of crass interest like that, I'd believe it. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| I'd buy that. | ||
| So I paused this clip here before we got to the part where I think this solves a little mystery. | ||
| Meanwhile, if you look at the polls, 98% of Americans, Congress reported 1,001 phone calls, that's more than 98%, against the banker takeover. | ||
| Republican, Democrat, Libertarian, black, white, Chinese, Mexican, it doesn't matter. | ||
| People know it's a scam. | ||
| So, I could not find for the life of me anything that indicated a 98% disapproval rating for the bailout bill. | ||
| That was something that I was completely flummoxed by because it made no sense. | ||
| But there, Alex's brain immediately goes to Congress got thousand to one phone calls against it. | ||
| I think that's what he's going on, presuming that that's a poll of some sort. | ||
| Oh, he thinks that's a poll. | ||
| I think that might be what he's saying. | ||
| I mean, in a certain sense, it's a poll of who calls... | ||
| Of the people who would call your congressman, a thousand to one of them are against it. | ||
| But that's also, there's so many statistical elements in there that you can't make any broad conclusions about people based on that. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| It's people who call their congressmen, and as we know, it's black, white, Chinese, Mexicans. | ||
| You don't know that? | ||
| Those are the voices. | ||
| Alex doesn't fucking know that. | ||
| I can't imagine how. | ||
| I don't think if you call and you're like, hey, I'm against this bill, they're like, are you Chinese? | ||
| By the way, I want to make sure everybody knows I am Chinese. | ||
| Put that in a tick. | ||
| This is a poll. | ||
| There's no demographic information on that. | ||
| It's ridiculous. | ||
| So I think that's probably what he's going on. | ||
| And if in the documentary he'd said that there were 1,000 to 1 phone calls against it, that wouldn't have been nearly as confusing. | ||
| Because then I'd be like, I imagine maybe... | ||
| Rand Paul got that many phone calls. | ||
| You can imagine somebody has that level of ratio. | ||
| That makes me feel a little bit better because I'm like, oh, that's what you're talking about. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| In this next clip, one of the things that I think people took away the most and got the most enjoyment out of in the Obama deception was the moment where Alex says that in four years they will destroy Obama in order to bring in another puppet. | ||
| Ah, yes, yes, yes. | ||
| I think a lot of people really enjoyed that moment of clarity of Alex predicting his own future. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And in this next clip, he does the same thing, but does it even more clearly. | ||
| It's insane how much he is just like, this is what I'm going to do. | ||
| And the film explains that they'll get rid of Obama in four to eight years and bring in a new puppet. | ||
| And suddenly all these Republicans that were anti-establishment and anti-corruption, they'll suddenly love it because they will associate their personal power and their identity with the new Republican leader. | ||
| Just like Democrats who were anti-war and anti-lobbyist and anti-banker, they're suddenly all for it because they see it as their man's doing it. | ||
| They won. | ||
| So he just complains about online comments for a bit after that. | ||
| Oh, Dan! | ||
| Jordan, the key phrase there... | ||
| Dan, I can't do it! | ||
| The key phrase is that they associate this person with their personal power. | ||
| I know! | ||
| Alex always talks about how, like, I'm the power behind the Trump movement. | ||
| We made this happen. | ||
| I can't understand. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| This is bananas. | ||
| He is... | ||
| It's the only thing he's ever predicted correctly. | ||
| And... | ||
| Perfectly. | ||
| Yeah, but he's not really predicting that. | ||
| He's not predicting that I will be the one I'm predicting this about. | ||
| He's predicting it about people he thinks are dum-dums. | ||
| All these dumb shithead GOP people. | ||
| No, it's you, Alex. | ||
| It's you! | ||
| You stupid asshole. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| Somebody play that clip for him. | ||
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Somebody... | |
| Jacob Marley? | ||
| No, get a giant boombox and say anything right outside his house. | ||
| Now is the perfect fucking time to do a Christmas carol with Alex Jones. | ||
| Oh, that is a perfect time. | ||
| We should do a radio theater version. | ||
| That clip would be the ghost of Alex Past. | ||
| Oh, absolutely. | ||
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Right there. | |
| Oh, God, it would be so good. | ||
| The ghost of Alex Present would be him talking to that 30-year-old who wouldn't leave his parents' house. | ||
| Like, what have you become? | ||
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What are you doing? | |
| Just doing this for clicks? | ||
| And the ghost of Christmas Future is his... | ||
| Him co-hosting with the 30-year-old. | ||
| That guy has now taken over InfoWars. | ||
| It's like, Alex, this is the future that lies in front of you. | ||
| He's just looking at his own grave with no one around it, but fucking Jerome Corsi's prison... | ||
| I want to say Scrubs. | ||
| I want to say Scrubs, but they're not. | ||
| Dr. Group is there, but he's wearing a wig. | ||
| So no one knows it's him. | ||
| Ted Anderson doesn't even come. | ||
| That would be awesome. | ||
| So, at this point, we get another caller, and we get another review of the... | ||
| Actually, I'm sorry. | ||
| This is still that Las Vegas caller. | ||
| He's been hanging out for a while. | ||
| Oh, he's there. | ||
| He's been hanging out for a bit, and he has another review of the Obama Deception. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Who was I talking to? | ||
| Jesse in Las Vegas. | ||
| Okay, you got the floor. | ||
| Tell me what's happening with the Obama Deception. | ||
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Well, ultimately, my... | |
| Well, first of all, the graphics on it, the sound, the production, amazing. | ||
| Thank you very much for being such a professional and honing your craft. | ||
| Wrong. | ||
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The reason why I was calling today actually had more to do with martial law here in Las Vegas, Nevada. | |
| Got a punt on that one. | ||
| That's not real. | ||
| Can you declare martial law in Las Vegas, Nevada? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It doesn't pick up steam on the show. | ||
| He doesn't latch onto it as a narrative because something else happens that's far more important. | ||
| But, yeah, suffice it to say, his review is fully wrong. | ||
| Those graphics were terrible. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It was not a professional job. | ||
| The title card's got people's shit wrong. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| Not good. | ||
| So, like I said... | ||
| Las Vegas Martial Law is going to have to take a back burner because there's another... | ||
| Oh man, I would watch the show Las Vegas Martial Law though. | ||
| That is... | ||
| Would that be a NCAS type situation? | ||
| I'm going to go back to Walker, Texas Ranger type situation. | ||
| The guy's name is Marshall Law. | ||
| Oh, done. | ||
| I like this. | ||
| Lives in Las Vegas. | ||
| He's an inveterate gambler and he's got a serious drug problem also. | ||
| Chief of Police, Dan. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Okay, this is, now we're in like a bad lieutenant port of Call of New Orleans. | ||
| The globalists tell him that they'll pay off his gambling debt. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He owes some bad people some money. | ||
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Oh yeah, of course he does. | |
| They're gonna kill his kids or something like that. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| They'll pay off his gambling debt if he'll agree to federalize the Las Vegas police. | ||
| And then bring in martial law with a FEMA camp that's in Harris Casino. | ||
| Right, exactly. | ||
| There's a lot of posse commentatus rules that are going to be bandied about on this show. | ||
| Now, this is all the cold open. | ||
| This is all the cold open. | ||
| This is prologue. | ||
| The show is actually like Hogan's Heroes, but inside the FEMA camp. | ||
| Okay, I like that. | ||
| That sounds great. | ||
| I think we got a winner. | ||
| We're going to need to flash forward after the first season, though. | ||
| You mean like the show Flash Forward? | ||
| Oh, I think that sounds good. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| All right. | ||
| You don't want to do what they did. | ||
| What if we throw in a little quantum leap at the end? | ||
| I think that sounds great. | ||
| So he meets God, who's a bartender, and tells him you could have gone home at any point. | ||
| You could have ended martial law anytime you wanted! | ||
| Anytime! | ||
| You were the chief of police! | ||
| Even though you were in a FEMA camp, you could just write shit down? | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| You agreed to be federalized, though. | ||
| That might be a winner of a show. | ||
| God just says, dude, that was unconstitutional. | ||
| Once we have a little bit more time, we'll sit down and flesh out the beats on this, see if we can shop it around in pilot season. | ||
| Sounds like a plan. | ||
| So like I said, Las Vegas martial law is going to have to wait, both the show and Alex talking about it as a narrative, because something else is on Alex's mind, and it's something we've talked about already. | ||
| But Alex loses his fucking mind about it on the show, and it's hilarious. | ||
| You know, a lot of what Obama is doing, they're openly announcing, but quite a bit of it they're not. | ||
| I mean, they passed last Thursday a national draft bill that is for women as well. | ||
| The feds force middle school students to work for the federal government in basically brainwashing seminars. | ||
| High schoolers, 18 to 24 for military and domestic, a new domestic military conscription. | ||
| Paul Watson's doing another big article on that that ties into the Pentagon's directive they put out three weeks ago. | ||
| Completely unrelated. | ||
| One million person civilian military force. | ||
| It says in there it'll be forced military service. | ||
| It's just in a support role, not combat role. | ||
| You'll still get blown to bits. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Or have a good chance of it. | ||
| I mean, this is unbelievable and no one is talking about it. | ||
| No one is talking about it because it's bullshit that you're making up. | ||
| He's talking about the Department of Defense Directive 1404.10 that we've talked about already. | ||
| That's the forced going into war or whatever, which is not at all what that's about. | ||
| And then the other thing is the HR 1388 from 2009, which you can look up, which he's just reading the wrong version of the bill. | ||
| He's reading the version that was introduced, not the version that passed the House. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| And not the version that ever was in the Senate. | ||
|
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No. | |
| So he's losing his mind about this on the show, insinuating that there's a draft. | ||
| And when I listen to stuff like this, actually, when I started up the episode, and this is the road he was going down, I'm like, what is he going to do when that doesn't happen? | ||
| How do you get on air and be like, there's a fucking draft now! | ||
| And then six months later, there's still a draft. | ||
| It's there. | ||
| Don't worry about it. | ||
| I was actually talking about the windows cracked a little bit. | ||
| We got that fixed. | ||
| Ted Anderson won't pay to soup up the studio. | ||
| We had to put plastic around the walls. | ||
| Got a little wind. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| I don't know. | ||
| It's so weird to me because it's such a big thing. | ||
| It's such a huge, easy to be like, that's not true. | ||
| That has not happened. | ||
| That is not happening at all. | ||
| But he's clearly saying that there's now a draft. | ||
| They were just having debates on it, Dan. | ||
| They were just bringing it up because nobody else was talking about it. | ||
| They were just having debates. | ||
| They weren't saying anything like Sandy Hook. | ||
| They weren't doing anything like that. | ||
| That probably would be his angle on it, but he is not having debates on this show. | ||
| But even though he's pissed off that no one else is covering it, he doesn't really want to talk about it now because he wants to take calls. | ||
| He wants people to tell him how great the Obama decision was. | ||
| That's one thing he really, really wants, but there's something else he wants even more than taking calls. | ||
| Now, look, I said I want to take a bunch of calls today, but every caller has been such important information. | ||
| I was spending about five minutes with each caller. | ||
| I promise, in the next segment, we're going to go to Justin, Robert, Groom, EJJ, and a bunch of folks. | ||
| So I get to everybody, you each get one minute. | ||
| I'm just going to sit here, shut up, and let you make your point. | ||
| I'm going to the next person, because I want to take a lot of calls today. | ||
| And I'm really mad at myself that I can hardly ever make myself do this. | ||
| I want to try today to take a lot of calls. | ||
| I've got a bunch of news coming up too, but for the next 10 minutes or so, I wanted to bring up Tyler Palmer, who comes on with us once a month, because preparedness is very important, and a lot of listeners have gotten these and been very excited by them, but other people email me and call me and say, I don't understand how this works. | ||
| He's having his water filter sponsor on the show. | ||
| Oh, I was so fucking confused. | ||
| It takes him way too long to get to the point. | ||
| But yeah, Palmer is his... | ||
| E-Foods Direct is the survival food people who actually, interestingly, Ben Shapiro now sells survival food. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| And... | ||
| It's through the same company Alex Jones used to use. | ||
| Of course! | ||
| So that's a fun little commonality. | ||
| It's Ecola Blue, is the name of the water filtration sponsor. | ||
| So yeah, Alex has got to have his water filter guy. | ||
| I want to take your calls, but I've got to talk to the guy who pays me. | ||
| So I'm going to do that for a bit. | ||
| That's a terrible name. | ||
| I know, it's really confusing, because what it does is it takes water out of the air, like moisture out of the air, and then filters it and makes it drinkable. | ||
| Oh, that sounds really helpful if it works. | ||
| Don't think it does. | ||
| I think it does. | ||
| I mean, you can get an evaporator. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| You can do that. | ||
| But, spoiler alert, he does talk about how huge these filters are. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Like, if you want one for your whole house. | ||
| You know, for like your drinking water, for your shower water. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| I should tell you, it's the size of a school bus. | ||
| What? | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| It for real is? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Oh boy. | ||
| I was listening to that, I'm like, that's going to be prohibitive. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| What is the shipping cost on that alone? | ||
| I imagine it's free shipping. | ||
| They've got to do that. | ||
| That's how they get you. | ||
| It is an Easter sale. | ||
| Yeah, that's how they get you. | ||
| I think that would be impossible for anybody who doesn't live completely off the grid. | ||
| I don't know if most people have a school bus size space to put that in. | ||
| I'm trying to figure out if we have a room. | ||
| No. | ||
| No, the answer is no. | ||
| I would say you're targeting a niche demo here in terms of people who want a school bus water filter. | ||
| A demo that most likely don't have a radio, or if they do have a ham radio. | ||
| They might be listening to this on shortwave. | ||
| Yeah, it's possible. | ||
| Alex does do his shortwave broadcasting. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| So in this next clip, he's done talking to his water filter guy, and it's mostly just Alex being like, what are your specials? | ||
| I hear they're great. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, okay, we're just doing a sales pitch here. | ||
| But he gets done, and he should have done more time with the water filter guy, because the next caller that he gets is a fucking anti-Semite. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Right now, let's go to your phone calls. | ||
| Justin in North Carolina, you're on the air. | ||
|
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Hey, Alex, how you doing today, buddy? | |
| Good, sir. | ||
|
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Hey, I was going to ask you something. | |
| I saw the Obama Deception. | ||
| I've actually watched it about three times. | ||
| I think it's a great film. | ||
| Too many times. | ||
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I think he did a really good job. | |
| It doesn't demonize his character personally. | ||
| It just tackles the whole issue of the New World Order. | ||
| One of the things I wanted to ask you about, though, I noticed when you were going over his staff and everything, you didn't mention in the film that most of them have dual citizenships with Israel. | ||
| Was there a reason that you decided to skip that? | ||
| Or was that just a conscious decision on your part, or you didn't think it was relevant? | ||
| So that's bad. | ||
| That's real bad. | ||
| That's not a good story. | ||
| And what he's talking about is this idea of the right of return that Israel has. | ||
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Right, right, right, right. | |
| There's a right of return citizenship. | ||
| So any Jew, I'm sorry, anybody who's Jewish can go to Israel and become a citizen. | ||
| Right. | ||
| There is that, they're a country that allows that. | ||
| That is all he's saying, that they're eligible for that dual citizenship by virtue of the fact that they are, from a hereditary standpoint, Jewish. | ||
| So that's all he's saying. | ||
| Deeply fucked up. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Because that's not saying... | ||
| If he was saying that these people were all born in Israel and they moved here and they've retained their dual citizenship, I still think that's a stupid argument, but at least you'd be coming from a place where it's like, why doesn't anyone talk about how all these people were born in Israel? | ||
| Right. | ||
| Or something like that. | ||
|
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Right, right, right. | |
| At least that would be like a... | ||
|
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Hmm. | |
| Let's think about this for a second. | ||
| All he's saying is just, I think, a fine veneer over saying... | ||
| These are Jewish people. | ||
| Why are they in positions in a government? | ||
| And that's crazy. | ||
| That's so deeply anti-Semitic. | ||
| What state is he from? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Add that one to Mississippi and New Orleans. | ||
| And Louisiana. | ||
| Now, that's bad. | ||
| And I don't like hearing that from somebody. | ||
| Alex's response is even worse. | ||
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Talk to me about that. | |
| What do you think? | ||
| This is what happened. | ||
| I get obsessed with research and literally taping hundreds of newscasts, reading documents, piles of research, and the guys came to me and they said, look, you've got to choose what you're putting in this. | ||
| We've got to get this off in the next couple weeks and get it done to have the DVDs and have it for PrisonPlanet.tv. | ||
| And no, I meant to get into that. | ||
| I meant to get into... | ||
| He's too busy to be anti-Semitic. | ||
| So he meant to get into that, which sucks, because he's probably just lying. | ||
| He's probably just saying like, oh yeah, I meant to do that. | ||
| That sort of thing. | ||
| But what he's actually saying to anyone who knows what is being expressed here is like, oh yeah, I meant to talk about the Jews. | ||
| No, look, I wanted to demonize Jews, but they just said it was already overstuffed. | ||
| And it's hard to say whether or not he means to put that message out. | ||
| To his audience here, it's really hard to say. | ||
| I don't know if he's oblivious to the fact that all this guy is saying is that there are Jews in their cabinet. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Alex should know better and should be like, hey, man. | ||
| I mean, my first reaction to that sentence was until you rightly pointed out the right of return citizenship as opposed to the citizenship, I was like, oh, that is... | ||
| I mean, yeah, it's strange that people from... | ||
| And then he just missed it entirely. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So Alex's response is shit, and it goes on a little bit longer, and then he makes an announcement that I think will haunt me for the rest of my life. | ||
| I meant to get into how most of his cabinet has to step down before they ever even get approved by the Senate because they're such mafia thugs. | ||
| What? | ||
| They have to step down from the mafia? | ||
| More of how he wants to encircle Russia. | ||
| I don't think you can do that. | ||
| How they are planning on destabilizing things. | ||
| I meant to get more into the faith-based initiative. | ||
| And we've got a big announcement coming up next week. | ||
| I'm just going to leave it at that. | ||
| I've got a big announcement coming up next week. | ||
| I'm just going to... | ||
| Oh, you know what? | ||
| I'll just go ahead and make the announcement now. | ||
| Why wait? | ||
| Why do it? | ||
| The Obama Deception's free! | ||
| July 4th, I'm coming out with a second Obama film, okay? | ||
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No! | |
| Already? | ||
| He's pulling a Tarpley. | ||
| Come on, man! | ||
| I didn't get everything out I wanted to say. | ||
| And this one's all about the Jews! | ||
| Might as well. | ||
| If it's the response to this caller, that's kind of the feeling that it has. | ||
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Yeesh. | |
| So, we won't be covering that, whatever that movie was. | ||
| I don't know what that is. | ||
| You don't even know which documentary that was? | ||
| I don't. | ||
| I imagine it's like Obama Deception 2.5 or 1.5. | ||
|
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Yeah, sure. | |
| It's something like that. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I have no interest in it. | ||
| Obama Inception, I believe, is what it's called. | ||
| Based on the work that we've seen, and no amount of people donating to the show is going to make us go back. | ||
| I'm like, who is that? | ||
| In Jurassic Park 2. Or is it three? | ||
| Which one are they trying to lure people? | ||
| Yeah, it's three. | ||
| The Lost World is number two. | ||
| The third one where they're trying to get Sam Neill to go back to Jurassic Park so they can find the kid that's lost there or whatever. | ||
| He's like, I can write a lot of numbers on this check. | ||
| Nothing, nothing could get me back to Jurassic Park. | ||
| That's how I feel about the Obama Deception. | ||
| Someone like fucking Soros could come in and be like, I can write a lot of numbers on this check. | ||
| I'm like, Soros, get bent. | ||
| I'm not doing it. | ||
| Not doing a second fucking Obama deception. | ||
| No, that ain't happening. | ||
| So this caller is an anti-Semite. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| This doesn't go well. | ||
| Agreed. | ||
| But in addition to that, he also has some thoughts about Nicolas Cage movies. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I'm actually, I'm all here to hear that. | ||
| You know, I'm about it. | ||
| What are we talking? | ||
| Con Air? | ||
| National Treasure? | ||
| Nope. | ||
| It's a new one. | ||
| Raising Arizona? | ||
| It's a new one in 2009. | ||
| All right. | ||
|
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Hey, another thing I was going to ask you, too. | |
| Have you had a chance to talk to anybody about that new Nicolas Cage movie, The Knowing, that came out? | ||
| Have you seen that yet? | ||
| You know, I miss a lot of things, but I did get some emails about that, but I didn't have a chance to check into it. | ||
| No, what's it about? | ||
|
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Oh, it's completely Illuminati. | |
| It's about an astrologer who stumbles onto a 50-year numerological code of about major disasters and events that are going to happen in the world. | ||
| And basically at the end of the film, there's an extinction-level event that happens. | ||
| But one of the first codes that he breaks was 9-11-2001, and then it gives the latitude and longitude of the attack and how many people die in it. | ||
| So, I mean, it's tied in pretty deep. | ||
| It's not. | ||
| Have you ever seen Knowing? | ||
| No. | ||
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Okay. | |
| What? | ||
|
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This is my favorite film. | |
| It's probably the hardest I've ever laughed in a theater. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
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So I worked at a movie theater when this came out, and I... | |
| Maybe I didn't. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Maybe I knew someone who worked at the theater. | ||
| Whatever the case, I saw a screening of it and it was just me and my friends drunk in the screening. | ||
| And so the plot of the movie is Nicolas Cage's son goes to a school and they have a time capsule. | ||
| And inside the time capsule, every kid at the school gets one item from it. | ||
| And Nicolas Cage's kid gets a big sheet of paper that has a bunch of numbers on it. | ||
| And so he gets obsessed and he's looking over all these numbers. | ||
| And he can't crack the code. | ||
| Can't figure out what's with these numbers. | ||
| And so he has them all written on a dry erase board and is trying to figure out all the code and everything. | ||
| And so this shot that made me laugh so hard is he's sitting there drinking a scotch. | ||
| Late night, dark room, drinking a scotch, looking at these numbers. | ||
| Can't figure it out. | ||
| Sets the glass down on the piece of paper that has all the numbers on it. | ||
| Picks the glass up to have another drink. | ||
| Looks down. | ||
| There's a glass. | ||
|
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Oh, no! | |
| There's a water ring. | ||
| And that's 9-11. | ||
| Around 9-11, 2001. | ||
| But that's not the part that made me laugh. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| I was like, that's pretty clunky. | ||
| That's pretty fun. | ||
| The next shot it flashes to is him Googling 9-11. | ||
|
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laughter Ha ha ha ha! | |
| I'm sorry. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| He's like sitting there with a scotch. | ||
| I fucking know those numbers. | ||
| Where do I know those numbers from? | ||
| Who do I know 9-11 from? | ||
| Oh, that's strange. | ||
| So, that movie is deep. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| That's good. | ||
| That's good. | ||
| I like that. | ||
| He googled 9-11. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What was he looking for? | ||
| Also, there's aliens involved at the end of that. | ||
| Oh, that's good. | ||
| Have you seen his most recent movie? | ||
| I have not. | ||
| I haven't seen a lot of his movies. | ||
| It is fantastic. | ||
| He fights a cult. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| And, like, it starts out very slow and ponderous, and they deal with all this stuff. | ||
| And at the end, there's a chainsaw fight, man on man. | ||
| Love it. | ||
| It's great. | ||
| I'm a Nicolas Cage fan, but I will admit, I have not seen a lot of his more recent work. | ||
| Greatest Living Actor. | ||
| But Knowing was the fucking shit. | ||
| So fucking funny. | ||
| So there's an extinction-level event, and what ends up happening is these aliens come down, and they take Nicolas Cage's son, and then... | ||
| The daughter of someone else at the school and take them to a planet to repopulate it. | ||
| Oh, that's nice. | ||
| It's an Adam and Eve story at the end? | ||
| It really gets weird at the end. | ||
| That is not at all... | ||
| You know, when you're telling a story and you have a big reveal at the end, you kind of like to give clues along the way. | ||
| It's a good idea. | ||
| Otherwise, it was all a dream bullshit. | ||
| I admit, I might have been drinking through the movie and all that, but I still was like, hold on. | ||
| Aliens? | ||
| What's going on here? | ||
| I was unprepared for this. | ||
| And Nicolas Cage googled what planet did they take her to and it turns out it was... | ||
| Oh, he's dead, man. | ||
|
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Oh, he's dead? | |
| Oh, yeah, he's dead. | ||
| Nicolas Cage has to sacrifice himself so his son may live. | ||
| On another planet. | ||
| That's not really a win. | ||
| Nah, it's a push. | ||
| It's a little bit of a push, I guess? | ||
| I love that movie, though, and I'm so glad. | ||
| Now I want to watch it. | ||
| It's so good. | ||
| I think I've ruined it for you, because that Google 9-11 thing is so crazy. | ||
| It's not like it's 20 years later, either. | ||
| It's 2009 when it came out. | ||
| Wait, does he Google 9-1-1, or does he actually put the slash in there? | ||
| I should tell you. | ||
| So he has the ring, the cup ring on the page with 9-11-2001, or it might be 9-11-01. | ||
| I don't remember exactly. | ||
| But so he writes those numbers up on the dry erase board, and then he starts breaking them up. | ||
| So it's like 91-10-1. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| What is this? | ||
| That's not right. | ||
| That's not right. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| So he's trying to find it. | ||
| It's the best. | ||
| It's like a scene that's like... | ||
| If I were the director and the writer had come up with that, I'd be like, no. | ||
| No. | ||
| I'm not putting that in the movie. | ||
| That's stupid. | ||
| That is really stupid. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| It stays, Dan. | ||
| It stays or I walk. | ||
| I'm so glad they did, though. | ||
| So anyway, that guy's antisemitic, but he allowed me to talk about knowing. | ||
| And now we all know. | ||
| So he's still an asshole. | ||
| Now, Jordan? | ||
| Yeah? | ||
| You may remember a ways back on the show. | ||
| Months. | ||
| Months and months ago. | ||
| Then the answer is no. | ||
| We talked about... | ||
| You'll remember this. | ||
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Okay. | |
| We talked about a guy named Don DeGrand Prix. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Of course I remember that. | ||
| What am I going to forget? | ||
| The greatest name we've ever heard? | ||
| Something none of us will ever forget. | ||
| He's a complete crazy dude. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| And a liar. | ||
| But Alex gets another call. | ||
| The guy tells him that he loves the Obama deception. | ||
| And then he says this, which will... | ||
| Mic down on this. | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| It's short. | ||
| But it is my favorite clip I think I've ever heard on this show. | ||
| It made me laugh so hard. | ||
|
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Anyway, another thing. | |
| What's the latest on Colonel Don D. Grand Prix? | ||
| Have we found out how he's doing? | ||
| Yes, he died. | ||
|
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Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. | |
| Well, anyway, thanks, Alex. | ||
| You're doing a great job. | ||
| Thank you, sir. | ||
| I appreciate your call. | ||
|
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I appreciate your call. | |
| Any updates on talking? | ||
| Yeah, he's dead. | ||
| Well, sorry to hear about that. | ||
| Anyways. | ||
| Yeah, you're going to talk about them Jews anytime soon? | ||
| Different caller, but man. | ||
| Oh, God, I love that so much. | ||
| He's been dead for years. | ||
| Wait, so what kind of answer was he hoping for? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I think Alex was suggesting that he might still be alive weeks before this or something like that. | ||
| Remember, he did bring up his name not too far back. | ||
| But, uh, nah, he dead. | ||
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He dead. | |
| The pause in there is so good. | ||
| I love the just, like, well, alright, I will talk to you later then, I guess. | ||
| Well, that news was tough to hear. | ||
| Why did he want? | ||
| I want to know more about that guy now. | ||
| Don de Grand Prix is very important. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Not important enough to know whether he's dead or alive. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| But he's very important and we need an update on him. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's dead. | ||
| Well, alrighty then. | ||
| You're doing a good job, Alex. | ||
| I will mourn in private. | ||
| Who are you, dude? | ||
| Who would call into the show just asking for... | ||
| Oh, that's great. | ||
| That's great. | ||
| I want to know him. | ||
| So we get another caller here, and he is the bearer of bad news, which will bring us back to Alex's... | ||
| Don de Grand Prix is alive! | ||
| He's a witch! | ||
| No, it's not that. | ||
| It's Alex's earlier attempt to bring up the draft narrative. | ||
| This caller helps him make that presentation a little bit more salacious. | ||
| Go ahead. | ||
| You're on the air, Brian. | ||
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Thank you, Alex Jones. | |
| I just want to say I love your work, and I love the Obamaception, and I'm handing it out to as many people as I can. | ||
| First, let me ask you, what are they saying when they get a copy? | ||
| Boo! | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
|
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I think people are pretty surprised. | |
| Some people are pretty hesitant to take it. | ||
| And I've got death threats to people telling me that I should be killed and calling me a Republican or a racist. | ||
| Well, maybe. | ||
| My main reason for the call is the draft bill passed the Senate 74-14. | ||
| I don't know if you were aware of that. | ||
| No, I wasn't. | ||
| I can't keep track of it all. | ||
| What is the Senate bill on that? | ||
| I actually had it printed out. | ||
| I can't keep track of the biggest story that I'm telling you. | ||
|
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What is it? | |
| Service for All Ages Act or something like that? | ||
| Yes, okay. | ||
| Guys, Google Service for All Ages Act. | ||
| Pull up Paul Wilson's article from Thursday. | ||
| But I predicted it would pass the Senate because they're even more globalist than the House on average. | ||
| Cool. | ||
| There's a really easy way to keep track of this stuff. | ||
| The government has websites that, like, the government publishing office has a website where they put up every even, like, introduced bill and stuff like that. | ||
| If he knew about that, he could have gone there and found the different versions of the bill and seen the changes that have been made and realized, oh, guys, everything I was complaining about isn't real. | ||
| Sorry, that's in the past. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| Oh, sorry. | ||
| And it also has a bill tracker on it. | ||
| We can keep track of like, oh, this was introduced. | ||
| Right now it's in committee. | ||
| Oh, and then you check back a couple days later. | ||
| Oh, look at this. | ||
| It's being debated on the floor. | ||
| All that stuff is a resource that is very available. | ||
| And Alex seems to have no idea that that's available, which is troubling, considering in 2009 he's been on air for nigh on 24 years. | ||
|
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Right. | |
| That's crazy. | ||
| He does know. | ||
| He has to have his staff Google a supposed name of the bill. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
|
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Yep. | |
| That's really bad. | ||
| It's right there for him. | ||
| That is Obama deception level of research. | ||
| He does know when a Domino's pizza is going to get there, though. | ||
| That is true. | ||
| He can track that. | ||
| Pizza tracker. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Ah, goddammit, Pete. | ||
| Take my pizza out of the oven. | ||
| Oh, it's on the way. | ||
| Very exciting. | ||
| So Alex doesn't quite believe this guy. | ||
| And he's needing his staff to Google it and figure out what... | ||
| What's really going on? | ||
| Right. | ||
| Because he doesn't trust anybody who doesn't work at Infowars. | ||
| Why would you? | ||
|
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That's foolish. | |
| That's crazy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So he has this guy named Matt Martin come on the show. | ||
| He's a GOP operative out of Missouri. | ||
| This guy is important. | ||
| I guess it's not really all that important, but he works with an anti-abortion group in Missouri. | ||
| He ended up later being one of the guys that CNN would go to for Trump defense. | ||
|
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Great. | |
| And then he ended up getting fired unceremoniously from CNN because he was such a shithead. | ||
| Right, because he's added Missouri to the list of states along with Mississippi and Louisiana. | ||
| I'm going to have to take that one on the chin. | ||
| My home state deserves defense, but nah. | ||
|
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Nah. | |
| He was the guy who they went to after Jeffrey Lord tweeted... | ||
| Bunch of Nazi shit. | ||
| And then they had to fire him. | ||
| So Matt Martin was the guy they chose. | ||
| Like, we need someone to defend Trump. | ||
| Let's get this fucking dickhole. | ||
| You could just not. | ||
| Good. | ||
| How many guys? | ||
| Do you need to get to defend Trump who get fired for saying Nazi shit before you're like, I think there might be a pattern here. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| One is a coincidence. | ||
| Two is a coincidence. | ||
| Three, still a coincidence. | ||
| No, I'm pretty sure that's a pattern. | ||
|
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No, no, no. | |
| No, that's when it's a pattern. | ||
| Nah, foolish. | ||
| So anyway, he is on because, as we know, the MIAC report is huge. | ||
| It's in the air. | ||
| Biggest deal. | ||
| Alex has decided because he's dumb. | ||
| That it's calling Ron Paul fans terrorists. | ||
|
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Right. | |
| And they are hell-bent to get an apology about this. | ||
| So, what Matt Martin has done is he's making moves in order to get this retracted. | ||
| I'm not sure if it's his efforts or someone else's, but they do eventually get Missouri to redact that or recant. | ||
| And so he's on. | ||
| He says something very interesting on this episode. | ||
| I think it should illustrate... | ||
| The hypocrisy and patheticness of people like him and like Alex Jones. | ||
|
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Our group charged ahead. | |
| Sorry to interrupt you. | ||
| Our group charged ahead. | ||
| And, you know, we have very little in common with the ACLU too often. | ||
| But we went to the ACLU and said, you guys are supposed to be standing up for civil liberties. | ||
| This is an example. | ||
| And let's use your own clout and go ahead, of course, betraying their true colors. | ||
| We've heard nary a word from them, and they're not... | ||
| I don't really care if they're helping or not. | ||
| You suck so much if you complain about the ACLU all day long, about it being a globalist nonsense fraud, and then when you have a complaint, you're like, hey, no one listens to me, but they listen to you. | ||
| Can you help us? | ||
| That's real fucking stupid. | ||
|
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No. | |
| That's real stupid. | ||
| No, come on. | ||
| That's next level. | ||
| Like, hey, look, I wasn't being serious before when I said that you guys were all globalists and you were working to help pedophiles and demons and what have you. | ||
| I didn't mean that. | ||
| I need your help. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Boo. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| They're hypocritical pieces of shit who could go fucking kill themselves. | ||
| I don't give a shit. | ||
| Yeah, that's awful. | ||
| Awful. | ||
| That is the score. | ||
| The ACLU is 100% wrong all of the time. | ||
| They're globalists and they're evil. | ||
| Also, if you guys are, you know. | ||
| If you're not busy. | ||
| If you've got some time. | ||
| Everyone thinks that we're a bunch of dicks. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| And we always make bad points when no one listens to us. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But people seem to like you. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| You guys are, this time. | ||
| And this time only, defenders of the downtrodden who don't have any kind of political clout of their own. | ||
| That seems to be what Alex Jones says every single time the ACLU defends someone on his side, because that's what they do. | ||
| Defend whoever needs defending when their civil liberties are being encroached upon. | ||
| And in this particular instance, nobody's civil liberties were being encroached upon at all. | ||
| Seems outside of their purview. | ||
| So Alex is trying to make people really afraid on this show. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| You know, he's talking about the draft and all this. | ||
| We have this interview about the MIAC report. | ||
| They're calling us terrorists. | ||
|
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Right. | |
| All that stuff. | ||
| And this next clip, I think, is one of the most weird... | ||
| It's the weirdest juxtaposition of things. | ||
| Because he's coming back from break. | ||
| And he's trying to make everyone really afraid. | ||
| But perhaps the music choice is the exact opposite of what he would have liked. | ||
|
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Youth Brigade's FEMA camps. | |
| builds the van on the road. | ||
| We're all semi-autos. | ||
| Open talk and mainstream news about martial law. | ||
| Come on, baby! | ||
| State police being taught that we're all basically criminals that love America. | ||
| We got the documents, called the Army, confirmed it. | ||
| We had our in the Fed protest. | ||
| In Dallas, the Army was watching us there as terrorists. | ||
| This is what's going on. | ||
| This is what's happening. | ||
| This is the reality. | ||
| And the House has passed a national draft, an expansive draft for women as well, for your children under federal control. | ||
| They're taking over right now. | ||
| But please don't feel the grief. | ||
| Seasons don't feel the grief. | ||
| Be afraid of everything! | ||
| Through the wind and the sun and the rain, we can be like they are. | ||
| They're gonna kill you! | ||
| That's nuts, man. | ||
| I love that. | ||
| Thematically, you couldn't set up a better signal that you're fucking with people than to make them afraid over Don't Fear the Reaper. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| So that's great. | ||
| But also, I don't know if you noticed that, but that's the second time so far that he's talked about the draft and specifically been like, they're going to get your women too. | ||
| That's weird. | ||
| You can't have them getting your women. | ||
| He brings that up over and over again. | ||
| And I know that that's probably just because it is a theoretical difference from the old draft that was just for men. | ||
| But still, it feels like he's trying to make people... | ||
| He's trying to trigger people's... | ||
| His listeners' chivalrous defenses or whatever. | ||
| I think that's what he's trying to register. | ||
| I suppose they would... | ||
| Consider it chivalrous defense, but in reality it's more like, well, now we can't control them! | ||
| That's why I almost said chauvinist defense. | ||
| Yeah, chauvinist defense is definitely the way to go. | ||
| There's a thin line between the two. | ||
| So, you know, you should fear the Reaper. | ||
| That's definitely true. | ||
| And you should fear everything else. | ||
| You should fear the globalists. | ||
| You should fear this draft bill. | ||
| You should fear the MIAC report. | ||
| You should fear Obama, who's clearly a demon. | ||
| All that sort of thing. | ||
| I'm more afraid of one of those water filters falling on me. | ||
| Those things are huge. | ||
| They're big as a fucking school bus. | ||
| Don't loft it. | ||
| Don't loft your water filter. | ||
| So the reason that I'm trying to bring this home about being afraid is because Alex Jones... | ||
| I don't know if you know this. | ||
| We've done like 200 episodes of this show, but I don't know if you know this. | ||
| Alex Jones is a brave man. | ||
| He's very brave. | ||
| He has a steely front to himself that he puts on. | ||
| A brave face. | ||
| He faces adversity. | ||
| He faces the globalists at every turn. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| And he is not shaken by them. | ||
| He says, no! | ||
| I will meet you on the battleground, and I will keep strong visage. | ||
| You're really hamming this one up. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| There's no reason to. | ||
| You just needed it? | ||
| I just went down a weird road, and then I just kept talking. | ||
| Anyway, the point is that Alex is never afraid of the globalists and the New World Order, but today he is. | ||
| Oh, no! | ||
| Normally, I'm so deep into fighting the New World Order that I don't let it get to me. | ||
| And it's always in the late hours of the evening that it really upsets me. | ||
| Because I'm drunk. | ||
| It shakes me. | ||
|
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Shakespeare. | |
| Every word you say, every game you play, every game you play. | ||
| But... | ||
| Now we're just listening to this song? | ||
| Now we're just listening to this song. | ||
| They are setting up the most hardcore tyranny ever seen, integrating the Nazis, the Soviets, all of their systems, youth brigades, forced drafts, tattletale squads. | ||
| Give three more examples. | ||
| If it's passed the House, we're still trying to confirm. | ||
| If it's passed the Senate, AP reports they're debating it. | ||
|
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Nope. | |
| We don't have a headline yet. | ||
| They call it AmeriCorps, expanding national service in the New York Times. | ||
| The AP calls it Senate set to vote on expansion of AmeriCorps. | ||
| But I have the bill here in front of me. | ||
| It's the wrong version of the bill. | ||
| If he just went to the government publishing office, it would be so easy. | ||
| Like, he just went and looked into it, he could see, like, oh, different version of the bill. | ||
| My bad, guys, sorry. | ||
| That's all he's doing. | ||
| He ends up reading portions of the bill later, and it's like, oh, yeah, that's the old version. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Yeah, okay, you got the bill in front of you, but it's the wrong one. | ||
| It's crazy how amateurish this is. | ||
| And he has multiple people working there. | ||
| No one is like, hey, Alex, you're lying. | ||
| You're lying by omission of fact here. | ||
| Does he think that if they pass any version of the bill, all versions of the bill get passed? | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| I mean, based on his total ignorance about this sort of thing, maybe he thinks that. | ||
| And I should also be clear and point out that even if the introduced version of the bill passed, it wouldn't have created a draft or forced service. | ||
| on anybody. | ||
| That's also a misunderstanding of the original text of the bill, but the part that says mandatory service is from the old version of the bill. | ||
|
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Right, right, right. | |
| It's really just about trying to see if there is a way to set something like that up for whether it would be helpful or not. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
|
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Which implies that the answer You set up this study, you find out, no, it's not helpful. | |
| So you wouldn't do it. | ||
| And then it goes away. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's entirely possible based on the language of the introduced bill, but that language was stricken from it, so who gives a shit? | ||
|
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Great. | |
| Alex is just dumb. | ||
| This is dumb. | ||
| It's very dumb. | ||
| Well, I mean, he's also willfully ignorant about it. | ||
| No, I'm sure. | ||
| It's a little bit of both. | ||
| It's weird. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| It's weird. | ||
| But you would think that anybody in there would be like, Alex, you're going down a road real hard, this draft road. | ||
| And it's based on a very elementary misunderstanding that you're making. | ||
| You should save yourself the trouble of looking like a dick, in hindsight. | ||
| I don't think anybody's ever said that to him. | ||
| Because the version that has that language taken out, this is the 24th here. | ||
| At least five days, possibly a week before this, that language was taken out of the bill. | ||
| There's no reason why he shouldn't know that. | ||
| So, we look back on this now, like, nine years later, and we're like, oh, wow, this is a real indication of, like... | ||
| Outright deceit or just the worst fucking work. | ||
| And he literally said to the guy, I don't have time to follow up with this. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| My biggest story that I am hamming up. | ||
| All the time. | ||
| That is a problem. | ||
| I'm not going to follow up on it. | ||
| I have been busy not seeing the movie knowing. | ||
| I've been busy thinking about making another documentary about Obama and the Jews. | ||
| I was across state lines killing Don DeGrand Prix, actually. | ||
| Got an update on the murder of Don DeGrand Prix? | ||
| It was me. | ||
|
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He's dead. | |
| All right, well. | ||
| Good work. | ||
| You have a good one. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So, in this next clip, Alex goes out to break like a fucking revivalist minister. | ||
| He is feeling the spirit. | ||
| My God, it's a vortex of evil. | ||
| And they want your bank accounts. | ||
| They want your children. | ||
| They want you to be indentured servants. | ||
| This is it. | ||
| They're launching a taxidermist. | ||
| At every level, you've got to wake up. | ||
| You've got to get the Obama deception on DVD and get it out to everybody. | ||
| They're openly announcing they want to shut down the web. | ||
| Jay Rockefeller, it's openly happening. | ||
| This is the time to be awake. | ||
| This is the time to be involved. | ||
| Paul Watson, stay with us! | ||
| Okay. | ||
|
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Yep. | |
| I wasn't very rousing, actually. | ||
| No, not really. | ||
| But I think the point he was trying to get to was the buy my DVD. | ||
| You need to buy the DVD. | ||
| Give it to everybody. | ||
| Buy my DVDs. | ||
| I do like the way he slipped it in the middle there. | ||
| Like, oh, everybody's coming for you. | ||
| They're going to kill us. | ||
| Buy my DVD. | ||
| And then they're going for you. | ||
| And then the Rockefellers run! | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| It's that crazy thing where it's like, you know, sort of mid-level manipulators and liars know that if you say what you mean last, it's really glaring. | ||
| Oh, it's obvious. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| So I think Alex is sort of in that camp. | ||
| But, like he said there, Paul Watson. | ||
| What? | ||
| Paul Joseph Watson has called in. | ||
| He's on the line. | ||
| It's a very rare 2009 verbal Paul Watson appearance. | ||
| So now you can say that the UK is added to the list of Mississippi, Missouri, Louisiana? | ||
| And Sheffield. | ||
| So Paul Watson is on the phone. | ||
| PJ Dubs, if you're nasty. | ||
| And he has to be the bearer of the actual bad news for Alex. | ||
| Paul Watson, I know I'm ranting, but we should be ranting. | ||
| My God, I'm sick of this! | ||
| Alex, it passed the Senate last night. | ||
|
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I mean, there's been so little coverage of it. | |
| Oh, my God. | ||
| We didn't even see it. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| How did you confirm that? | ||
| Red level. | ||
| Red level. | ||
| How did you... | ||
|
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Whoa. | |
| How did you discover that? | ||
| Give me the documentation. | ||
| How did you discover that? | ||
| The headline is National Service Corps Bill Clears Senate Hurdle. | ||
|
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It's the New York Times, 74 to 14. Where did you find that? | |
| The New York Times. | ||
| You know why I freak out? | ||
| Because I keep thinking we're going to stop them, we're going to back them off. | ||
| Folks, they're going to do it all. | ||
| They're going to stage terror attacks next. | ||
| They're going to launch new wars next. | ||
| Paul, this is, they're going for, the gun confiscation's coming, folks. | ||
|
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Sure. | |
| They're coming for your guns. | ||
| Paul, read me the article. | ||
| That has the feel of a play. | ||
| He is really overactive. | ||
|
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Oh, yeah. | |
| That's bad. | ||
| That is a big part of it. | ||
| And the way his brain is working, like jumping around from idea to idea, finally landing on guns, guns, guns. | ||
| Oh, there we go. | ||
| That's the one. | ||
| That's the one. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, it's very clear, like, this is performative to a great degree. | ||
| And that leads me to think that he does know that it's not a draft. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| You know, you always wonder, like, what is the lie? | ||
| What is the sort of element of trickery? | ||
| Is he dumb enough to think that this is a draft? | ||
| And that, to me, indicates no. | ||
| He knows that this is just a good advertisement for his documentary. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| This is the Obama deception ad. | ||
| Getting people real riled up and banking on the fact that they won't remember a week from now when you've moved on to another narrative. | ||
| Which is why he's really mad that the bill passed. | ||
| Because so long as they're debating the bill, you can feel like we're fighting it. | ||
| But once the bill passes and nothing happens... | ||
| And Orrin Hatch said that it was the most... | ||
| Bipartisan bill they'll see all year. | ||
| That's because they're all globalists, Dan! | ||
| Bingo. | ||
| Exactly! | ||
| That quote Alex actually probably could use. | ||
| Yeah, right! | ||
| He should be doing that! | ||
| We gotta stop giving advice to 2009 Alex. | ||
| Yeah, you're right though. | ||
| So many of these other bills that he brings up are stupid things that die in committee or dumb shit Ron Paul's trying to do. | ||
| And as long as there isn't forward progress with it... | ||
| Then, yeah, you can just use that forever. | ||
|
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Right. | |
| Like, he still uses the Emergency Center's Establishment Act that died in committee in 2009. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| So, like, yeah. | ||
| But it could be resurrected at any time. | ||
| Rex 84 is erected. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Which is a terrible thing. | ||
| But now it's great. | ||
| But it's great. | ||
| You're right, though, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, that is an interesting thing I hadn't thought about. | ||
| The fact that once it passes, it kind of hurts. | ||
| He's probably, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, because nothing's going to happen. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Because he knows it's all bullshit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But that doesn't stop him from fake crying about it. | ||
| Oh, he's going to fake cry? | ||
| It is now passed. | ||
| It is now law. | ||
| Mass total slavery. | ||
| It is confirmed. | ||
| Again, we're not omnipresent. | ||
| That's why I caller alerted us an hour ago. | ||
| In my gut, all I've been thinking about is just the last two days. | ||
| They also aren't omnipresent. | ||
| I knew they were debating it. | ||
| I've been sick at my stomach. | ||
| I have been very upset. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| Because this is disgusting. | ||
|
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Oh, this is bad. | |
| It's so horrible to our precious republic that is completely falling to this. | ||
| Yeah, and he also said he's upset at his stomach again. | ||
| So that's just a thing he says, apparently. | ||
|
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That's weird. | |
| It's a weird thing to say. | ||
| I don't know if you've ever, I know you have, but I don't know if everyone listening has ever listened to the Dead Authors podcast where Andy Daly plays L. Ron Hubbard. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| But that right there, him, Alex, pretending he's sad, sounds exactly like Andy Daly. | ||
| That makes me feel bad. | ||
| Do not trust the quivering lip of this man. | ||
| It really sounds exactly like someone hamming it up. | ||
| Play it for comedy, almost. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| Yeah, that's awful. | ||
| Alex has no sincerity in him at all. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| So, in 2018, Alex is really mad about the idea that people are calling Donald Trump Hitler, or calling people in the alt-right Hitler, that sort of thing. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Especially, like, right after the election, it's all this, like, he just got into office, what are you doing? | ||
| All that sort of thing. | ||
| Now we see here, we're listening to this, it's March 24th, 2009. | ||
| Obama's been in office about, you know, two months and nine days. | ||
| Here's what Alex says about him. | ||
| I want to commend all of you out there. | ||
| I want to commend you right now. | ||
| And I don't know if I'll make it through all this, but I know this. | ||
| We're going to beat these bastards in the end. | ||
| God's promised us that. | ||
| All the king's horses and all the king's men aren't going to put the stinking New World Order together. | ||
| It is going to be forged, it will rise, and it will begin collapsing the moment they put the capstone on it. | ||
| You look at that man on your screen, Barack Obama, that is a would-be dictator. | ||
| That is the elite empowering him. | ||
| You want to see a Stalin or a Hitler? | ||
| You are looking at the next Adolf Hitler. | ||
| You are looking at the next Joseph Stalin. | ||
| He has the spirit of wicked power. | ||
| He has a spirit of deception. | ||
| He is highest caliber evil. | ||
| That was quick. | ||
| Yeah, what did he do? | ||
| He was on the screen. | ||
| He looked evil. | ||
|
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Oh, okay. | |
| He thinks he's starting a draft. | ||
| I mean, literally, what did he do in the first two months in nine days? | ||
| Well, Alex misread a bill. | ||
| Right, but he didn't write it. | ||
| No, there was the... | ||
| Was the stimulus that quick? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| No. | ||
| No. | ||
| Obamacare wasn't even a twinkle in anybody's eye just yet. | ||
| Alex misread a bill. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He hired Rahm Emanuel. | ||
| Well, that is bad. | ||
| That is bad. | ||
| I will agree there. | ||
| I think you might think that for different reasons, Alex. | ||
| Well, yes. | ||
| That's about it. | ||
| I mean, I think he played some basketball. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| That's scary. | ||
| That's Hitler-esque. | ||
| Hitler had a great jump shot, by the way. | ||
| That's true. | ||
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That's true. | |
| Yeah, I don't know. | ||
| I can't think of a whole lot else that isn't like... | ||
| It takes a while to start presidenting. | ||
| Well, I mean, Obama didn't write the Mayak report. | ||
|
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No. | |
| So that's not on him. | ||
|
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Uh-uh. | |
| Yeah, I think it's all just misunderstandings that Alex has that could be cleared up with just a little reading or talking to somebody that you don't then start yelling at. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| That could solve all of this. | ||
| Anyway, this is... | ||
| So the Don DeGrand pre-call. | ||
| Was one of the things that made me laugh so hard. | ||
| And now Don DeGray-Bree is going to call in. | ||
| I wish. | ||
| That'd be great. | ||
| He wants to know about Israeli dual citizenship. | ||
| No. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| That call made me lose my shit. | ||
| And I was like, that's one of the big reasons why I'm like, I'm so glad to be listening to the show instead of the documentary. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| But then this, he gets a call towards the end of the show, and this is so weird. | ||
| Alex's response to this guy is unfathomable. | ||
| I have no idea what's going through his head. | ||
| Let's go ahead and talk to Jason in Kentucky. | ||
| Jason, go ahead. | ||
| Hey, Alex. | ||
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I'm 29. I've been married for about a year now. | |
| And my wife and I are considering having our first child and bringing a baby into this world. | ||
| I know you and I are a similar age. | ||
| Do it! | ||
| Whoa! | ||
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What? | |
| Whoa! | ||
| Me and my wife are thinking I'm going to get... | ||
|
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Do it! | |
| I'm a fucker now! | ||
|
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No! | |
| No! | ||
| Gestation is nine months! | ||
| I don't know if we have that much time! | ||
| I can't quite figure out what I think about this call, because I think Alex is sussing out that he's Jason in Kentucky, he's a white guy. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So you should have kids. | ||
| I suppose. | ||
| I think that might be a part of it. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Like, if it was Muhammad from Florida or whatever, I don't think he'd scream, have more kids. | ||
| Yeah, I doubt it. | ||
| It does feel that way, but I don't know. | ||
| I think that... | ||
| I think the greater context of the call is Jason's asking him, you know, like, the world's getting bad, you know, we're thinking about having kids, should we still? | ||
| That's the point. | ||
| And Alex's point on it is, like... | ||
| We're gonna need more whites in the end. | ||
| Well, see, that's behind everything, but at the same time, the way he presents it is, like, this idea of, like, it's a wonderful time to be able... | ||
| They can live through the great change, or whatever, which I still think... | ||
| I'm gonna go with Boo on that. | ||
| It's a bad argument, because if shit's going to get really bad, and the dollar's going to get devalued, and we're going to have food lines, and people are going to turn into cannibals after a week, and all that other shit, the summer of rage that's coming, you don't want to have to protect a baby through that, and a baby isn't really going to experience it until it's years old. | ||
| So, I mean, that's just going to be traumatic. | ||
| It's going to be something that, should we make it through to the other end, that baby's going to need years of therapy. | ||
| Or, what if you have the baby, and then you die? | ||
| You're in the... | ||
| You get cannibalized. | ||
| What if it's a curious case? | ||
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Ooh! | |
| Baby comes out an adult. | ||
| Or what if it's like Jack? | ||
| Baby grows really fast. | ||
| I don't want to talk about Jack. | ||
| I don't either. | ||
| I don't want to talk about Jack. | ||
| I'd rather talk about tippy toes, dude. | ||
| Fine. | ||
| The thing is, like, all of Alex's arguments, that sort of idea of, like, it'll be a remarkable time to live through and all that stuff, that falls flat. | ||
| And the only thing that really feels like Alex is he thinks this guy's white. | ||
| And he's afraid of the demographic cliff. | ||
| That sort of thing. | ||
| That's the only thing I can really think of. | ||
| Or he thinks the great change is actually going to be 15 to 25 years away. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Or even 10. If that's the case, then he should shut the fuck up about this draft. | ||
| Alex, we're hoping to have a kid here. | ||
| Do it! | ||
| Do it! | ||
| They're going to need more people in the draft! | ||
| They're going to draft babies. | ||
| Yeah, they're going to draft babies next. | ||
| I know about that. | ||
| Women first, then children. | ||
| That's just science. | ||
| So he talks to this caller, tells him to have a family, and then he gets back to doing what he does best, which is pretending to cry. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I got really upset earlier because it just hits me. | ||
| I can't just sit here day after day calmly talking about this when they just passed a mega draft for women as well. | ||
| Really got to stop saying it like that. | ||
| Oh, a volunteer thing just passed and you read it and it says compulsory service. | ||
| I mean, you know, and they're building death camps. | ||
| I mean, I just... | ||
| This doesn't have to happen if people will get up off their big fat bunch. | ||
| You're going to make me feel bad. | ||
| That's sad. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's really... | ||
| Like, it's stupid and funny, but it's so dumb when you're... | ||
| Like, when you have... | ||
| The information. | ||
| You know that he's reading the wrong version of the bill. | ||
| It's just... | ||
| You look at this and you're like, Alex, what are you even doing? | ||
| Does he know women are already in the military? | ||
| He's not into it. | ||
| Oh, he's not? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| That seems odd. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I think he... | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I don't know his position on that. | ||
| If I had to guess, I would say he's probably one of these guys who's like, they shouldn't serve with men. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because you can't control men's behavior. | ||
| It feels like he might be on that tip, but I don't know. | ||
| I'm talking irresponsibly. | ||
| I don't know his position. | ||
| Yeah, that's weird. | ||
| I would be surprised now if there was a draft that didn't... | ||
| Like, if there was a draft, which would be... | ||
| Stupid and awful. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But if there was, I would be shocked if it was just a male draft. | ||
| I think that... | ||
| Doesn't that sound crazy? | ||
| It does, yes. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| That sounds insane! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So we have one more clip, Jordan, and it's where Alex is... | ||
| He's dismounting. | ||
| He's ending the show. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And we see what this is kind of really about for him. | ||
| All this pageantry of faking, crying, misunderstanding old versions of Bill's. | ||
| Oh, I sense some gold buying coming soon. | ||
| But I'm telling you, I am powerless without you. | ||
| Everybody tells me what I should do in this. | ||
| I am busting my butt. | ||
| And I'm not saying I'm good because I did that. | ||
| It's my duty. | ||
| But, I mean, I am not all powerful. | ||
| I'm nobody. | ||
| I'm just some average guy. | ||
| It's all up to you. | ||
| I need everybody to drop what they're doing, get the Obama deception, buy a thousand DVD copies. | ||
| Let me tell you, if you need a fake grassroots movement, if you'll turn it loose, the truth is more powerful than the lie, we will kick their ass. | ||
| And I'm sorry I'm talking like that, but I am literally, I'll tell you, I want to fight for freedom. | ||
| I want to fight evil. | ||
| And I feel like I could take on 20 people right now. | ||
| You know that feeling? | ||
| I don't. | ||
| I thought you were just an average guy. | ||
| Yeah, but he can take on 20 men because he's fighting for freedom. | ||
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Oh, okay. | |
| And I don't know that feeling. | ||
| But also, I'm here to say, the truth does not spread faster than the lie. | ||
| No, no, it does not, Dan. | ||
| The truth is not more powerful than the lie in any way. | ||
| Very slow. | ||
| In any way. | ||
| Even nine years ago, the lie is... | ||
| So powerful and so much stronger than truth. | ||
| Propaganda is incredibly effective when you have a dumb asshole putting out a documentary film where Ron Paul's brother says that three people passed the Federal Reserve Act. | ||
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Yep. | |
| And then, like, legitimately, I wanted to do an entire episode about... | ||
| You can find this on YouTube if you want. | ||
| You can go listen to it. | ||
| There is an episode of Opie and Anthony where Patrice O 'Neill goes on and tries to tell them about the Obama deception. | ||
| It's an hour long, him talking about how great this movie is and shit. | ||
| I wanted to do an episode of our show where we're like... | ||
| This is the effect of a documentary like this. | ||
| You have a respected comic and someone who people think is a really brilliant guy like Patrice O'Neill. | ||
| Or at least a brilliant comic. | ||
| Sure. | ||
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He's coming on to Opie and Anthony, a show that people like, a very popular show that isn't necessarily in that right-wing patriot world. | |
| Right. | ||
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And you have someone falling for the ideas that are put forth in the documentary. | |
| At one point in the interview – or it's not an interview. | ||
| They're just sitting around. | ||
| But at one point in that appearance – Fucking Patrice starts talking about Nathan Rothschild and his thing at Waterloo. | ||
| So he's just regurgitating Nazi propaganda that he's heard from the likes of Alex Jones. | ||
| Maybe he watched Endgame also. | ||
| So he's just repeating these things unexamined. | ||
| And so, no. | ||
| The lie is very powerful. | ||
| The lie makes you a millionaire. | ||
| The truth is what we are doing. | ||
| And it's not working all that great. | ||
| It's working better than it has any business working because it's you and me doing it. | ||
| But we're not... | ||
| Yeah, I mean, it's still relatively the same ratio as the lie click count versus the retraction click count. | ||
| You know, whenever Fox News or somebody puts up something that's clearly bullshit, and then everybody calls them out on it, and they write the retraction. | ||
| Or when Alex apologizes to Hamdi Ulukaya. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| One is a lot, and one is not as much. | ||
| So, I mean, there's a lot of bullshit here. | ||
| Alex is going down a road that is very easy to explain why this is stupid, the draft narrative. | ||
| But it's still so much better than... | ||
| The last two weeks of my life. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| So I'm thrilled to be listening to his show again. | ||
| I think this would be worth it just for that Don de Grand Prix moment. | ||
| Dan, do you have an update on Don de Grand Prix? | ||
| Bad news. | ||
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What? | |
| He's dead again. | ||
| Oh, no! | ||
| Came back? | ||
| Well, listen, I think it's time to sign off then. | ||
| Yeah, I think so. | ||
| I think that's one of the reasons this episode is a little shorter than maybe it would have been, is because this narrative is so flimsy. | ||
| It's so thin. | ||
| Oh, it's nonsense. | ||
| And most of the show does end up being Alex just fake crying and yelling about the draft and stuff. | ||
| And like, well, no. | ||
| No, that's not this. | ||
| And then also our rhythm. | ||
| We had a week off. | ||
| I think I rushed through some stuff. | ||
| I think we're getting back into it. | ||
| I know, but I think I rushed through some stuff. | ||
| I've taken some notes, some mental notes, about how we're supposed to do this show. | ||
| All right, Jesus. | ||
| And we'll be back better than ever next time. | ||
| Sounds like a plan. | ||
| So, Jordan, we have a website. | ||
| What is that? | ||
| It's knowledgefight.com. | ||
| I thought it was dondegrandpreeupdate.com. | ||
| No, but I'm going to buy that. | ||
| I think that sounds like a great idea. | ||
| Still dead. | ||
| I'm going to also legally change my name to Don DeGrand Prix. | ||
| Don DeIndy500. | ||
| We also are on Twitter, Knowledge underscore Fight. | ||
| Indeed, we're on Facebook. | ||
| You can join the group. | ||
| Go home and tell your mother you're brilliant. | ||
| It's one of our favorite things to do. | ||
| It's so great. | ||
| A lot of fun happening over there. | ||
| We're also on iTunes. | ||
| People can subscribe, leave a review, tell your friends. | ||
| Snitch. | ||
| Snitch on the show. | ||
| I know that we say no snitching. | ||
| Nah, not this time. | ||
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Fair. | |
| Snitch all you want. | ||
| Tell people. | ||
| Yeah, it'd be nice. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| Jordan, Don de Grand Prix. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Don't know about that. | ||
| Oh my god, is Don de Grand Prix the guy? | ||
| He might have killed somebody. | ||
| He might have killed somebody. | ||
| I think the way he presents himself, his autobiographical life story definitely does involve murder, so you've got to pump the brakes on him. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Paul Joseph Watson probably hasn't killed anybody. | ||
| And this is a rare appearance of him verbally being on the show. | ||
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That's true. | |
| That's crazy. | ||
| We've got to celebrate that by pointing out that he probably hasn't killed anybody. | ||
| Even though he has admitted that he did a bunch of drugs when he was younger, which... | ||
| Alright. | ||
| Thumbs up, Paul Joseph Watson. | ||
| Probably hasn't killed anybody. | ||
| But his employer, Alex Jones, technically probably killed a dude. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. |