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Aug. 23, 2018 - Knowledge Fight
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#197: Jared Holt from the Sh!tpost Podcast

Today, Dan and Jordan bring you a little bonus episode where they sit down and have a little chat with Jared Holt from the Sh!tpost Podcast. Jared is a compatriot in the realm of studying right wing propaganda, and it was a real treat having the chance to compare some notes.

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dan friesen
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jared holt
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jordan holmes
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alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
dan friesen
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
No, Jordan, in the studio right now.
He has gone home for the evening.
He has fulfilled his eight-hour shift here at the podcast, and he has clocked out, put his little time card into the machine, went to chunk, and he locked up when he left.
He mopped the floors, and we appreciate his service.
I have no idea.
I am here, though, to do a little introduction for a bonus episode that we got for you here.
Today we had the privilege and the luxury.
That is something to consider when you're trying to find this.
And I believe that at the end of this episode, when we're doing plugs, I may have talked over...
It was a really great time, a real thrill, a treat to sit down with somebody, have a little conversation, somebody especially who spends as much time looking at and focusing on and digging into the world of Alex Jones as I do, and he also has far more...
scope to the things he looks into with, you know, monitoring and looking at right-wing propaganda.
So it was a real nice time to sit down with him, and I thank him very much for his time.
Please do check out his podcast.
I don't know.
I was going to go to the mailbag and listen to some voicemails, but...
As I sort of thought about it, I realized that that feels a little bit weird without Jordan here.
So we'll get back to some policy wonk shout-outs and some voicemails from the good people out there when he is back in studio.
But for now, please enjoy this very special bonus episode of the podcast with Jared Holt.
Check out his podcast, Shitpost Podcast, and do follow him on Twitter.
At Jared L. Holt.
Guys, thanks for listening, and we'll be back with a regular episode real soon.
unidentified
I'm a policy wonk!
dan friesen
Hello.
jared holt
Yeah, it's great to be doing a show with somebody who watches as much Alex Jones as I do.
I don't come across that very often.
dan friesen
Me too.
It's a rare thing in this world, in this day and age, to read out.
jared holt
No, pass.
jordan holmes
Pass.
dan friesen
You don't want me to do the Family Matters theme song about this?
Alright, fine.
Yeah, I find it very difficult, generally, to have a lot of conversations with people, because I end up knowing too much about various worlds that are unsavory to most people.
jared holt
Yeah, it can be kind of tough, right?
It's like, this is almost like an alternate reality in itself, and I feel like once you get that in your brain, it's hard to...
Understand how other people wouldn't know it.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, you guys, there's all this...
It's like, you know, you have a friend who takes mushrooms for the first time, and they tell you about, like, everything that you're missing out on, and it's all just sort of illusions.
jordan holmes
I've made the point that the only person who Dan could actually speak to is Alex Jones, and they would try and kill each other.
They would cancel each other out like antimatter and matter.
jared holt
Oh, bitch.
Why is that?
jordan holmes
Oh, because Dan spends as much time listening to Alex Jones talk as Alex Jones listens to himself talk.
dan friesen
That may actually be fair.
I basically study him full-time now and have been for the better part of two years.
So really digging into his narratives, really trying to unpack where they come from, and really just doing research into what's the source of this.
Something I don't think a lot of people care to pay too much attention to.
jared holt
So have you read the book Them by Ron Johnson?
dan friesen
John Ronson's book, yeah.
jared holt
John Ronson, yeah.
dan friesen
I haven't read all of them, but I've read a lot of excerpts and listened to tons of interviews of him talking about Alex.
And the perspective that he has is, it scares me a lot because I think that he could do a lot to take Alex out, quite frankly.
Or at least ruin his image in front of his audience, and I don't know if he does enough.
jared holt
Yeah, like, if there's one guy that I want to go on InfoWars, I think it's him.
dan friesen
He's been on a bunch of times.
jared holt
Oh, really?
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
He comes on almost as an amused observer of Alex.
I guess probably because he has that sort of documentarian's distance, he never is too pointed about, like, Alex, you know you're making this stuff up to his face.
Yeah, I don't understand why he would go on, but he has a bunch.
jared holt
You know, like, Ron Johnson has that sort of documentary approach.
How did you get into this originally?
dan friesen
Well, I made the mistake of watching Infowars coverage of the election in 2016, and through...
A bit of a coincidence.
I just saw the ugliness that was behind it.
I was trying to amuse myself because I thought, like, for the most part, political pageantry is a little bit boring.
And so why not spice it up with Alex Jones screaming about stuff?
I thought that would be a lot of fun.
But then...
You look too closely at it a little bit.
I think you see what it's really about.
And what I saw was just an organization that was dedicated to reinforcing whiteness and maleness against the supposed other of equality.
And it really bummed me out.
So I just started trying to dig into it.
And at the time, me and Jordan...
We're hanging out a lot and drinking a bunch and screaming at each other at bars.
And so we just decided to do that because I kept talking to Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
No, at the time it was actually the complete opposite because what was going on is Dan and I had this weird, intense friendship that would last one night and then we wouldn't see each other for six months.
We would get together and we would talk for like seven hours and I'd be like, okay, cool, goodbye.
This was, for me, like a lot of an excuse just to hang out.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So those sort of things merged a little bit.
Our desire to hang out with each other helped create the show.
And then my theory, my working theory from about two years ago that Alex was operating a sort of chauvinist white supremacist organization.
So that was sort of the jumping off point for my research and nothing has disproven that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's only been reinforced greatly.
jared holt
So if I get what you're saying, you watch InfoWars for the friendship.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I don't watch InfoWars.
The original conceit for the show is I don't know anything about Alex Jones.
What Dan told me was my entire entrance into the world.
And it has, I would go so far as to say ruined my life in a very positive way.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's sort of the slogan of our show.
jordan holmes
Go to bed somehow?
I think go to bed turned into our unofficial catchphrase.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's interesting.
I mean, it has brought a lot of joy and wonderment to my life.
But at the same time, I'm sure you can relate too.
I'm sure you have probably a similar experience with...
All the research that you do on your end about how becoming aware of these worlds makes you realize how much more there is even beyond this that you don't even know about.
jared holt
Right.
So I have sort of a similar background where it was probably two and a half years ago I first hopped aboard the Infowars train, popped my Brain Force Plus, and sat down to...
Just consume The Alex Jones Show in almost its entirety, like, every day.
And then on Mondays, I would, like, watch The Weeknd stuff.
My secret to it is playing it at, like, one and a half speed.
dan friesen
That's smart.
That's smart.
jordan holmes
Dan has not figured that out yet.
dan friesen
I have actually recently had someone tell me that's what I should do, and I think I'm going to have to.
jared holt
Yeah, I play it fast and then I skip the commercials.
And you can crank through an episode of The Alex Jones Show if you're dedicated in an hour and a half.
But some of the stuff I've picked up is really similar to the stuff you've picked up.
It's hard not to see these white nationalist tropes.
unidentified
Oh yeah.
jared holt
And also, like you said, this sort of chauvinist mentality exhibited on air, both through like the character of Alex Jones and also through some of the guest selection and some of the recurring themes that show up every week on the show.
And like most recently, they paired with the Proud Boys, which is Gavin McKinnon.
jordan holmes
Oh, my friend, they have been on the Proud Boys tip for a long time.
dan friesen
And the only thing I really remember about that appearance was he was trying to make the argument that most blackface was reverent.
It was actually a very respectful thing to African Americans.
jordan holmes
What I remember about that episode was screaming a lot at you for making me aware of the fucking Proud Boys.
dan friesen
Yeah, that was a tough, tough day.
jared holt
Yeah, and now recently he's been just having random Proud Boy members on.
dan friesen
Oh, like Rufio Stickman?
jared holt
Yeah, like Rufio, who was in Portland.
unidentified
Rufio!
Rufio!
jordan holmes
Oh, sorry.
Hook.
unidentified
Can't get away from it.
jared holt
Yeah, I mean, he's having people on that have gotten into violent altercations with counter-protesters and stuff.
It is sort of glorifying that and rewarding that with what became over the years a national platform.
jordan holmes
I will tell you this.
The biggest mistake that you have made is not listening to the commercials because they might be my favorite part.
dan friesen
If you skip through the commercials, you miss some gold here and there.
Less nowadays, but back in the past, you used to have a lot of really fun commercials.
jordan holmes
Diamond Gusset Jeans is my favorite thing that has ever existed.
dan friesen
He had an advertiser called Diamond Gusset Jeans that we did some research into and found that all of their customer reviews were...
I ordered a large, but this is a medium.
jordan holmes
They just said, like, every one of them is just like, I got a random pant size, and then whenever I sent it back, the shipping was like $30, and they didn't send me any other pants.
Like, it's fantastic.
dan friesen
And then back in 2009 or so, too, one of his sponsors was the Most High Family Ministry, which is a legitimate cult that was running a real elaborate scam operation.
And he took them on as a sponsor.
Those sorts of things are pretty fun.
But generally, I agree with you.
You should skip the commercials nowadays.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's not much juice in those berries.
jordan holmes
But the ad pivots.
When he goes into a screaming rant about how everyone's coming to kill you, and they're going to take your children, and they're going to take them into the basement, and they're going to do horrible things to them, and everybody's going to die, and everybody's going to be destroyed.
By the way, we have Easter specials still.
dan friesen
Free shipping.
jordan holmes
Yeah, free shipping.
It's really good.
You can get brain force.
You have no idea.
dan friesen
The globalists will destroy you if you don't give me money.
jordan holmes
Fatality is about making your dick hard all the time.
jared holt
My favorite person who does the ad pivots is Roger Stone whenever he's guest hosting.
Those are beautiful.
Have you seen those?
dan friesen
He's a smooth, smooth daddy, that Roger Stone.
jordan holmes
I hate Roger Stone, and yet in the same way I kind of view him reverently as a trickster god just dancing around the earth.
Sort of like a father figure?
unidentified
No!
dan friesen
Yeah, he has the nature of, like, sort of a gentleman grifter absentee father.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's true.
I can see that.
dan friesen
There's a little bit of a feel like that to him.
jordan holmes
Oh, God, did you just psychoanalyze me in a way that I don't feel comfortable with?
dan friesen
I apologize.
He's good.
I think that that's a lot of his just inborn slickness that Roger has, and then also he's very...
Chameleon-esque.
So he's taken on a lot of those affectations that Alex already had with those smooth transitions to an ad.
It's interesting to see that sort of like Infowars virus infect people.
Like Owen Schroyer's...
We can watch him right now sort of starting to learn how to do the pivot.
jordan holmes
Not doing great.
dan friesen
No, but it's still...
It's coming in there.
He shows a little bit of potential.
jordan holmes
I still maintain that the only person who is going to make it through this whole thing somehow unscathed is Roger Stone.
Like, he's going to be a cockroach at the end.
Like, even if a nuclear bomb hit Austin, he'd just, like, slink away fine.
jared holt
Yeah, he'd just, like, crawl out of the sewer and be like, we've got some excellent specials in the Infowars story.
jordan holmes
Yeah, pretty much.
dan friesen
Undoubtedly.
So, yeah, I, um...
I don't know.
It's kind of interesting because as we go through, I try and approach Alex and this whole studying that we're undertaking with as much of an open mind as I can, an open heart.
I try not to condemn him too quickly without cause.
It's weird because every episode or so, every few episodes definitely, we end up learning things that are sort of transformative in terms of our understanding of Alex.
We learned not too long ago that he's had at least ten abortions in his life.
jordan holmes
Not him personally.
He's paid for at least ten abortions.
Not like he's some kind of Mr. Mom, like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Not like that kind of thing.
dan friesen
And more troublingly, he did say on air that some of the women who got these abortions did...
jordan holmes
Did not want it.
dan friesen
And so there's things like that that you learn, and it sort of reframes how you look at Alex Jones, the character, and the man.
And I bring this up, because I don't know if you were listening to his show on Monday of this week, on what would that have been?
Oh, sorry, Tuesday, on the 21st.
Did you listen to that show by chance?
jared holt
I'm thinking.
I've been a little bit busy with other stuff, and I have to go back, but...
I'm trying to remember if I got to that one.
dan friesen
I'd like to see if I can play a clip for you.
jordan holmes
Because we have a goddamn doozy.
dan friesen
This is something that I think everyone needs to know about.
Let me see if this will play for you.
alex jones
Google would love to have me arrested and killed.
unidentified
Guaranteed.
jordan holmes
See, I've never killed anybody.
unidentified
Technically one guy.
Technically I didn't.
The point is, I've never killed anybody.
dan friesen
Did that come through?
jared holt
It didn't come through.
jordan holmes
Oh, no!
God damn it!
dan friesen
Our tech issues are terrible.
jared holt
Spark notes it for me.
dan friesen
I'll send it over to you.
Suffice it to say, Alex Jones confessed on air that he might have killed somebody in his life.
jordan holmes
To give you a rundown of the clip, it's him going like, I guarantee Google would kill me.
unidentified
Guarantee.
jordan holmes
And I've never killed a guy.
Except that one guy.
I mean, technically I didn't kill him, but he had some health issues and he didn't later, but technically I didn't.
And you're like, what?
jared holt
Yeah, it always amazes me, like, the weird personal details that Alex lets out.
Because, like, if you remember back to, you know, his custody trial, when was that?
dan friesen
Good day.
A year ago or so, right?
jordan holmes
Yeah, I would say about a year ago.
jared holt
Yeah, whenever his lawyers, like, gave this...
Deposition that Alex Jones is a character played by Alex Jones.
He's playing himself or something.
It's very easy to see what InfoWars is doing as stage art in a way.
But every once in a while these weird details come out that don't seem like it's acting.
They're a little startling.
dan friesen
I think that I've reached my Malcolm Gladwell tipping point of time listening to him.
I think I've gotten to a point where I can pretty well suss out when he's saying something he thinks he shouldn't say.
Or when he's lying.
And I generally find that when he's lying about something, he adds a bunch of extraneous details and fleshes out the story really well.
And when he's telling the truth, it's something like that where he's like, I never killed a guy.
Well, there's one guy.
Anyway, I technically didn't.
jordan holmes
Anyways, the Chinese are destroying all of us, but I didn't kill a guy.
dan friesen
That's the sort of thing that leads me towards, like, this is not an act.
This is somebody struggling.
jared holt
It just brings me back to that claim that Alex Jones made that he slept with 200 women by the time he was 16. Oh, yeah.
Y 'all remember that?
jordan holmes
Oh, we remember that.
dan friesen
I kind of believe that with a little bit of embellishment on his end.
It's probably more like maybe 40 or 50 or something like that.
jordan holmes
Which is still too many.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Too many.
dan friesen
But one of the reasons that I believe that is because he's described a childhood that was full of trauma in terms of...
When he was a young boy, he talked about one time he got stuck under a house and they were fumigating the house and he was just stuck, he was like trapped under a house with extermination chemicals and he got hit in the head when he was really young by something really giant.
jordan holmes
With a giant rock, yeah.
Or it was like a cinder block.
dan friesen
Yeah, and he talks about how his mom, when he was six, kicked him off her knee and said, you don't get love anymore.
Oh, that was my favorite.
Because she wanted him to be a man and not a mama's boy.
jordan holmes
And let's talk about goddamn Nock.
dan friesen
He also may have killed his dog.
He had a dog named Nock.
And he very graphically described killing him on one episode.
jordan holmes
It was weird.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So when he talks about having sex with tons of women younger than most people would consider normal...
I think that you take into account a sort of very chaotic childhood, and it doesn't seem that far out of the consequence or the result that you might expect from someone like that.
jordan holmes
And let's face it, he was hot.
dan friesen
He was when he was younger.
jordan holmes
He was super hot.
unidentified
Yeah.
Oh, man.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I can see where you're coming from.
dan friesen
And then even further, not just in that conversation where he was talking about how many women he'd slept with before he was 16, He also, when he had Mike Rotondo on, the guy who was 30 years old and his parents sued him to get him out of the house, Alex was trying to give him a pep talk, and he said that by the time he was 12, he'd already become a man, saying that he had had sex at 11. And whether or not, you know, you want to...
It's probably he thought it was a good idea, but even so, you know, sexual activity at that young of age could be very traumatic to somebody.
jordan holmes
No, he's lionized his own sexual abuse.
Like, he was truly sexually abused, and he's playing it off as like a...
dan friesen
If you take his words as truth, like what he's describing is a child being victimized.
jordan holmes
Right, absolutely.
dan friesen
So, that sort of thing is always like, you know, he says he had sex with 150 women?
Maybe he has.
jordan holmes
What are you going to do?
dan friesen
It's awful that he considers that a brag, but I don't know.
jared holt
So I'd be interested to hear, like, you seem to, you know, you have the perspective that, like, Alex Jones has experienced a seemingly major trauma in his life.
jordan holmes
Oh, absolutely.
jared holt
You know, and it is sort of fascinating to see that play out in the form of a...
Mm-hmm.
You know, how do you see that play out, like, during Infowars segments?
dan friesen
I think that one of the ways is that he manifests, like, really childish thinking.
Like, the way he creates artificial cause and effect all the time, that sort of thing.
His leaps of logic and his just inability to...
He always refers to primary sources and stuff like that, but he never actually understands the context that those sources come from.
And it's very adolescent.
So I would say that to some extent, the entirety of his show is a manifestation of someone who's...
jordan holmes
Being frozen in time.
dan friesen
Yeah, a kind of intellectual arrested development where he's just not able to wrestle with nuance.
He's very angry.
He feels like he's lost something and he's mad at...
Some nebulous entity out in the world that he feels has deprived him of that.
jordan holmes
He really does, like, if you read so much about serial killer, like, backstories, he has so similar a childhood that you're like, well, at least you didn't kill, like, 15 people.
dan friesen
Just one in theory.
jordan holmes
Yeah, practically.
Technically.
unidentified
Maybe.
jordan holmes
Technically, just one.
dan friesen
Allegedly.
Alleged by Alex.
jordan holmes
No, no, it's confessed by Alex.
dan friesen
Yes, I don't know.
It's tough to say because you have these sorts of things and these trends and you kind of want to give somebody a bit of pity, but at the same time it's very difficult when you actually listen to what he puts out into the world and how he's affected a lot of people.
jordan holmes
So I'm actually interested.
How did you start doing this?
Was this like work or did you just become fascinated by this?
Alex?
jared holt
It was a little bit of both.
I used to work at this place called Media Matters for America.
dan friesen
Soros.
jared holt
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Nazi collaborator Soros.
jared holt
Oh my god.
I went to an Alex Jones press conference when he was in D.C. one week.
dan friesen
Wasn't that one recently?
jared holt
Yeah, it was earlier this year.
dan friesen
You lucky duck.
jared holt
Oh dude, that was an experience.
And once he figured out who I was, he just went off.
jordan holmes
On you specifically?
jared holt
Yeah, he singled me out in the crowd and he's like, that guy works for a Nazi collaborator.
dan friesen
I think I saw this in the live feed.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's crazy.
jared holt
Yeah, that was me.
dan friesen
Congratulations.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I know.
We're very excited for you.
jared holt
Yeah, that was a hell of a day.
But, yeah, so I started doing stuff with Media Matters and, you know, there's like a weekly...
Sort of mix of stuff I had to listen to, like Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Alex Jones, and I just thought the Infowars stuff was more interesting.
unidentified
Yeah.
jared holt
Or at the very least, more entertaining.
jordan holmes
Oh yeah.
jared holt
It was like watching a daily train wreck.
So I sort of stuck on that, and now that I do work at a place called Right Wing Watch, which for the record does not get Soros money.
dan friesen
That's good.
Good to know.
jared holt
I don't think Alex cares, but...
jordan holmes
No, no, no, absolutely not.
jared holt
And I just sort of stuck with it, I guess, and I thought about different ways I could approach it any time he's in the area or at an event that I think I might go to.
I try to work that angle into it and try to figure out how it fits into the broader Infowars universe or Zeitgeist.
Yeah, and something that's become really fascinating to me, I'm interested to hear your thoughts, is just sort of this trauma-inspired train wreck that happens on air every day.
The sorts of people that it attracts, because Alex Jones has mega fans, and he has a lot of them that will travel to go see.
Him or other InfoWars hosts at different events.
And it's always the most curious bunch of people.
jordan holmes
How so?
jared holt
Well, it's a lot of live streamers, first off.
That's something I've noticed at a bunch of events.
People with their own sort of spin-off live stream, right-wing conspiracy theory-styled shows that are there to hopefully...
Interview Alex Jones or meet Alex.
dan friesen
One thing I think that sort of triggers in my mind is that really makes sense because most of Alex's employees came from contests that he ran.
Like Leanne McAdoo and David Knight were both people that came into the fold through contests.
And Owen Schroyer came aboard because he was making antagonistic YouTube videos and he got in touch with Alex.
Millie Weaver's, I believe, fairly similar.
So a lot of his actual employees...
Feed the myth that if you just go find him and you're doing something, he'll bring you aboard.
And then even beyond that, back in the day, most of his callers, like nowadays, they'll call in and be like, Alex, I want to tell you that Alpha Brain is the best, and now here's my question.
Whereas back in the day, you'd get callers and they'd all be like...
Hey Alex, I'm putting together an InfoWars rap album.
Can I plug it?
jordan holmes
That was fun.
dan friesen
Everybody would call in with their own thing and plug it.
So Alex was kind of like a distribution center.
His radio show was like this place that you could get your thing out.
And I think he really encouraged that ethos in his audience.
So I'm not too surprised to hear that now...
The YouTube streaming stuff has become so much more prevalent that that's still the case.
jordan holmes
What's more interesting, not to one-up you like a douchebag, what I find more interesting is how much he openly disdains his listeners.
dan friesen
Hates them.
jordan holmes
He hates his listeners.
Anytime somebody calls in, there's a certain expectation of like...
You're going to say some dumb shit, and I'm going to have to pretend that it's okay.
And he'll just often just cut people off and act like his own narrative is what you were talking about.
And he'll just be like, hey, did you know that space is owned by dogs who live in their own home?
Well, yeah, of course I did.
And that's why the Chinese are running everything now.
And you're like, you didn't engage with that.
dan friesen
Yeah, he does that a lot.
jared holt
He does that even to his own guests sometimes.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah!
dan friesen
There are probably only like five or six guests that I've seen that he always gives deference to and always gives respect.
There's like the Rogers of the world.
There's this guy named Steve Quayle who's like this weird religious prophet of some sort.
Alex never cuts him off, treats him like a king.
jordan holmes
Well, he's a prophet.
How can you cut off a prophet?
jared holt
Yeah, you don't cut off the prophet.
jordan holmes
That's just rude.
Did you think Elijah was cut off all the time?
Hell no.
You listen to what Elijah has to say.
I don't even know if he died.
dan friesen
No.
Nope.
Probably not.
jared holt
By the way, did you guys book that prophet for this?
jordan holmes
We have a prophet law statement.
All right.
All right.
I'm going to move on.
jared holt
Yeah, something told me that mine was going to be here, but I don't know, man.
I guess I was wrong.
dan friesen
Prophets are notoriously flaky.
That's what I've found.
The guest that I would say is my favorite, I think, just because of the weirdness.
I don't know how much you have wrestled with Steve Pachanek.
Are you aware of Steve Pachanek?
jared holt
I am.
dan friesen
I'm sorry to hear that.
Most people aren't, and they should be.
You know, like Alex Jones, he's on everybody's lips.
Everybody's writing big write-ups about him and all this, and no one really knows.
The nature of, like, one of the big sources of his narrative.
jordan holmes
Now, admittedly, the most interesting that Steve Pachenik ever did was get a call from Alex in the middle of a hurricane and bitch out at him.
Like, for the first time, Steve Pachenik was just like, Great, Alex.
Yeah, sure.
We're going to talk about your narratives right now.
I'm in a goddamn hurricane.
dan friesen
There was a...
Was it during...
It was that Florida hurricane not too long ago.
Alex called him to do an interview on the show, and as soon as they started talking, Steve was like, Alex, I thought you were calling to ask how I'm doing.
unidentified
It was like...
dan friesen
This is rude.
jordan holmes
He was personally offended by it.
It was fantastic.
jared holt
Yeah, but Steve Pichemic uses his, like...
Former, like, State Department status to lend Infowars credibility, which, if you don't know who he is and, like, how far out he is, that that could, if you're gullible, I guess, or susceptible or new to who this guy is, that could be a little concerning.
dan friesen
Yeah, and, like, even as recently as, like...
I don't know, six months ago or so, he was on David Knight's show, Real News, and was talking about how Sandy Hook is fake, which is kind of running counter to Alex's efforts to, like, let's not talk about this ever.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
So, yeah, Steve Pachenik is a wild man.
jordan holmes
The only thing that saved Alex there is David Knight's show is too boring to listen to ever.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jared holt
Yeah, I skip it most of the time.
dan friesen
It's a wise decision.
Guy's a human quail.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I don't think we talk about anybody, but all of his co-hosts and all of his guest hosts, we all just like, nah, hard pass.
You're not crazy enough.
dan friesen
They don't have it.
jordan holmes
No, but that's also part of Alex's hiring strategy, is he's always going to hire people who he feels like aren't a threat to his supremacy.
Like, the closest one is, what's his dumb face?
dan friesen
Owen Sawyer?
jordan holmes
No, no, no, the British.
jared holt
Prison Paul.
jordan holmes
Paul Joseph Watson, yeah, yeah, who should be lit on fire and then just peed on forever.
And even that guy is too much of a ponce to ever really compare to Alex's intense, toxic masculinity.
jared holt
But I do have to admire Paul's dedication to the brand.
Whenever he made this video about soy boys or whatever, Someone pointed out that the Infowars brain force thing that he's always selling contains soy, and he just doubled all the way the fuck down.
dan friesen
He's unflappable.
jared holt
You gotta respect it.
dan friesen
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
He has that kind of smugness that you can't punch out of somebody.
He has that face that just drives people crazy, and he knows it, and that's his weapon.
It's really...
It's great.
It really works with his really fast edited videos that he puts up.
It really is good for trying to piss off people and sort of invigorate the base that likes to piss off other people.
But put him in front of a camera for five minutes without fast cuts and he's kind of hopeless.
He's not really very good without his editing.
jordan holmes
That's his real talent.
Understanding the attention span necessity.
He is willing to cut and almost by himself go at 1.5 times speed.
He can say something really boring, but he says it so quick that you skip over the stuff and you're like, oh, he's saying something racist here.
Yay!
jared holt
Paul has mastered the art of Creating outrage and Alex Jones, I think, attracts people just because he's so eccentric.
But sort of circling back to this question of who watches InfoWars, you sort of had that, you called it like a Malcolm Gladwell analysis of Alex Jones.
I'm curious what you think the history and...
What mannerisms of Alex Jones might be able to tell us about his viewership, at least in the most general sense?
jordan holmes
I can tell you Dan has the serious answer to this one.
dan friesen
I think that it's changed over time, certainly.
I think that probably...
You know, in the probably late 90s, it was a lot of really hardcore militia folk who were listening.
And then as you got into the early 2000s, I think you probably could make a case that there were a lot of dyed-in-the-wool libertarians, and there were a lot of people who were dissatisfied with George W. Bush.
So he even probably had some weird left-leaning libertarians in the mix.
And then as soon as Obama got in, I think you saw...
jordan holmes
White!
dan friesen
You saw a real shift in terms of that, but I still think you maintain a lot of the libertarian folk.
I don't know exactly when things changed, because I haven't listened to all the episodes that he's ever done, but I know from looking at online communities now and hearing comments about him now, there are tons of people who think that he's sold out.
And is a shill, particularly for Israel.
People make that argument a lot.
So I don't know.
The true believers in terms of his fan base of the libertarianism that he embodied years ago, I think a lot of those people have left him.
I don't really know what his fan base is like outside of scammy opportunists like those YouTube streamers you were mentioning.
And people who are full of hate.
I'm not sure exactly.
jordan holmes
I think he's most emblematic of the Republican Party as it is now.
Like, his brand is overtaken by the Fox News and all of that stuff.
Because prior to Trump's ascent into global monstrosity, his brand was cruelty.
His brand was, whatever it is we can do to hurt the weakest members of our society is what we need to do.
And they've overtaken that.
So now he's kind of left with this weird conglomeration of sovereign citizens, white nationalists, people who want to say they're not anti-Semitic yet at the same time are so anti-Semitic.
And then, of course, artificially inflated Russian bot.
My biggest theory is that nobody but us actually kind of listens to him.
I think it might be you and Dan who are the only people who listen to what he has to say and everybody else kind of puts him on or doesn't as background music.
What we found out is now that he's off YouTube and Facebook and all of that stuff, he's on like 30 radio stations.
dan friesen
Give or take.
In large to medium markets.
Who's to say how many 200 population towns he might be on a little transistor or something?
jordan holmes
That's a medium market?
dan friesen
No, I'm saying that he might have a ton of little tiny towns around the country where he's broadcast.
But I did an analysis of major and medium markets and found his radio reach is much smaller than he pretends.
jared holt
Yeah, and...
Something I've been watching as, you know, since Alex Jones has been pulled off of all these platforms, you know, there was like a relative spike in interest and, you know, as a result, traffic to the Infowars site, like right after that happened.
Now it's starting to fall back down, sort of closer to the normal range.
And I'm wondering if it'll stay at that normal range or if we'll see that start to dwindle.
jordan holmes
Well, it's like when Breitbart, when the artificial, when they had to remove the...
dan friesen
There's an article about how there was a suspicious pattern in Breitbart's traffic where they went up almost at a vertical line in their traffic.
jordan holmes
Meteoric rate.
dan friesen
And then stayed around that level, and then, like...
I don't know, I think it was like nine months later, they had another vertical line downward in their traffic that clearly indicates artificial inflation of traffic.
And I don't know.
I don't know what to expect from Alex.
I know that whatever interest he got, like with him bragging about being the number one app and stuff like that, that was even overblown.
He was the number one in the trending apps because everyone was running to it like rats trying to get off a sinking ship.
They needed something to hold on to.
jordan holmes
I think Candy Crush is still number one, or whatever it is.
unidentified
Probably.
dan friesen
I think Back to Normal is probably where you're going to be for a bit, especially because the midterms are coming up.
I think that he has a built-in narrative about that.
I think people are still invested in trying to see him through on whatever...
Like, whatever the storyline of this season of the show is, with his I'm a free speech martyr and that stuff.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I think that was season five of Mad Men.
dan friesen
Yeah, people want to see the conclusion of it, and then I think you'll probably see diminishing returns.
Either way, whether the Republicans win in the midterms or they lose control of the House and Senate, I think either way, Alex kind of loses a lot of momentum and a lot of natural interest.
jared holt
Infowars being pulled off some of these bigger platforms.
A little bit of a disclaimer, I had sort of what ended up being a little bit of an accidental role in that.
dan friesen
You were the Spotify guy.
unidentified
What?!
jared holt
Yeah, I was the one who got Spotify.
unidentified
No shit!
jared holt
And then that just sort of snowballed, and I had no idea it was going to turn into what it turned into, but...
Here we are today.
I'm curious to get someone else who understands the InfoWars universe's take on what now?
Or how does this affect the brand?
jordan holmes
Simply as somebody who doesn't study it and is only there to react on it and create my own nonsense theories.
I think he's actually done.
Like, I don't think he's...
Because right now, he's the cause for so many of these people.
And as we know from any cause, Twitter and all of that stuff is going to let it go after a couple of weeks.
And once he stops being the cause...
unidentified
The cause celeb as it was.
jordan holmes
He is just going to disappear.
And it's just going to be people, even the ones who are hardcore listeners, are going to wind up getting bored.
Because as we've listened to over the recent episodes, he's really kind of putting out the same nonsense.
And it's not as much fun.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Before he got taken off...
I feel like what you did, and I believe it was inadvertent and everything.
I don't think that you were, like, gunning or anything like that.
jordan holmes
I believe you're a hero, but anyways.
dan friesen
I think that what you, in essence, did was kind of force the narrative forward.
Because he was in a bit of a holding pattern, and by him getting kicked off stuff, he's able to progress to the next logical step, which is, I'm a victim, I am...
The first target in terms of free speech, X, Y, and Z. And when that started to happen, one of my firm convictions, I believe, at the time, and I still believe this would be the case, was that he needed to use that as a jumping off point to do something else.
Not like turn on Trump or anything like that, but he needed to respond to that change in the status quo by now really going full Lenny Bruce.
Like, getting down to the brass tacks, sitting on his show as boring as it may be, reading over regulations, reading over terms of service agreements or something like that, you know, trying to, like, make it, make himself a respectable, legitimate argument.
Because he never does that.
And when we started to listen to the episodes after he got kicked off of, like, Facebook and YouTube...
You just saw him doing the exact same things.
And, like, it's just yelling about the chai comms, screaming about how Soros is evil, just doing the same, like, I gotta sell my fish oil, all that stuff.
And when I saw that, I just, I got the sense that, like, he's either waving a white flag of surrender or he doesn't realize that he's already dead in the water.
There's nothing, there's nowhere to go past the end of this narrative, if that makes sense.
jordan holmes
The most exciting moment, I think, for us with Alex in present day was whenever he said that Trump shoved ISIS up his dirty asshole.
dan friesen
That was the night that Trump bombed Syria.
jordan holmes
Yeah, because we were both watching him in this transformation from crazy guy who screams about chimeras and shit.
And then becoming just a guy who's a partisan hack, who's just like, hey, the Republicans are great and all of this stuff, and all the leftists are trying to kill you.
And on that night, we could have seen the real turning point for him.
He could have changed his narrative and become something so much better than what he is right now.
dan friesen
It wouldn't have been better.
jordan holmes
Well, more interesting.
More entertaining, I suppose.
Less repetitive.
dan friesen
That night when he was crying drunk on air, screaming about Trump, as we say, shoves ISIS up our dirty assholes, the option that he would have then is to turn on Trump and be like, I'm going to fix this.
I'm going to be the hero that's needed.
And in reality, what you need him to do is shut up.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
You helped make this mess that we're in.
We don't need you to clean it up.
He's like a baby who knocks over a bottle and then doesn't know how to clean but is trying to be like, oh, let me help, let me help.
And you have to just be like, baby, go sit in the corner.
I'll take care of this.
Adults need to step in.
You know, I'm not mad at you.
jared holt
Yeah, no, because, like, if I am remembering that same night, which I assume that I am, it's a...
He didn't...
Use that to turn on Trump or really defy him in a major way.
Instead, it was like, Trump, we love you, we elected you for a reason, but this wasn't good.
dan friesen
No, no.
By the end of the night, he was very much like, we're on our own now, that kind of thing.
He was putting out...
Granted, he was pretty drunk and needed Owen Schroer to sit there by his side to keep things going and moving forward.
jordan holmes
You could see Owen Schroer's look of surprise after every sentence he said of just like, What?
unidentified
No!
jordan holmes
We should have had a production meeting!
dan friesen
I believe at one point Owen was like, hey Alex, we should probably get off air.
jared holt
Oh wait, wait, I remember this.
jordan holmes
And then it went on for another hour.
He played me that clip and I was like, oh, it's certainly going, thank God some, not thank God, like, oh, it's a good thing that some reasonable person is getting Alex off the air.
dan friesen
Alex, you gotta go to bed.
jordan holmes
Nah, nah, I got more shit to say.
dan friesen
And yeah, so by the end of that, he was in full turn-on, flip-on Trump mode.
And then the next day, he got on his show and said, you know, hey, everything's cool.
We still support Trump, but this is stupid.
That sort of thing.
jordan holmes
Dan's theory was that Roger Stone texted him furiously or called him all night, trying to convince him otherwise.
dan friesen
That's part of my theory.
I have some other theories about that, but maybe that isn't mine.
jared holt
Oh, I think I found this.
Is this when he's like, Donald Trump shit his fucking pants at the fucking moment and shit all over everybody?
jordan holmes
Yes!
jared holt
That moment, right?
jordan holmes
So good!
dan friesen
Yeah, there's some...
So he did some strong work that night.
That was a real...
jared holt
None fucking cult for Donald Trump.
jordan holmes
That was a good night.
jared holt
Okay, yeah, I remember this.
dan friesen
That was like one of the last...
Most recent times that I've been like, that's Alex, baby.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
That's my boy.
jordan holmes
Because we did, we did investigate, not we, Dan investigated 2015.
And we did this whole long series because...
dan friesen
22 episode series?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah, because we really streamline things.
You know, when we put out three-hour episodes, we're really trying to condense it down into...
dan friesen
Probably a 55-hour-long presentation.
But I wanted to go back to 2015 to find the exact day that Trump announced his candidacy and see where Alex jumped on board.
I thought the most interesting thing that the media wasn't telling me at all...
Even though everyone was saying that Alex Jones is the voice of Trump or whatever, and clearly Alex was on board with Trump, no one had any idea why.
And I wanted to try and figure that out, so I spent countless hours at my then-day job just going over, listening to all of the episodes, taking notes.
One of the things that I found that was the most surprising was that when Trump announced his candidacy, Alex hated him.
He was very clear about how Donald Trump was a part of the mob.
He said that Trump was a front man for consortiums on the East Coast.
And so he was just very clearly...
Coming out with, like, I know that this guy is involved with illegal financial operations and stuff like that.
And then over the course of months, we saw him go from that position to, Jesus, this guy is mean.
He hates immigrants.
I like that.
But I still love Rand Paul.
And he never wavered on that point at all for months and months.
jordan holmes
And then it happened in a week.
dan friesen
Well, it didn't, actually.
And this is one of the misconceptions that a lot of people have.
Well, no, it didn't.
jordan holmes
No, I'm just kidding.
dan friesen
A lot of people have this misconception, and I think it's a really easy mistake to make, and that is that once Roger Stone came, Alex flipped.
And that's not true at all.
Roger Stone showed up on November 9th, 2015.
It was his first appearance on the show.
And he did some good work in terms of trying to get Alex to love Trump by saying, like, Trump loves guns.
You'd like him.
He carries a gun everywhere.
That sort of thing.
But Alex still didn't endorse Trump until the middle of December.
Or he didn't get on board with him and say, this is our guy, Rand Paul's not good enough until December.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So his path was much more complicated than I expected to find.
And yeah, I don't know.
unidentified
It was really kind of...
jordan holmes
Dan, it was a slow transition, I admit.
I do think that the rhetoric happened, though, very quickly.
Like, even near the end of his eventual love of Trump, the evolution that took a while, it was still like, well, you know, Rand Paul's my guy, but I'm starting to like this Trump fella.
He hates non-white people, and I hate non-white people, so maybe we're doing good.
And then all of a sudden, it went from...
Trump is still mobbed up to...
Trump is a secret sleeper patriot.
He has been working undercover for 30 years in order to turn himself, finally, into the patriot that we all need to save us.
He is the Messiah.
dan friesen
No, you're wrong, though.
I apologize.
jordan holmes
God, I love you.
dan friesen
That's not correct.
You're my favorite.
jared holt
What you're recounting is like a central plot line.
Have you guys read Jerome Corsi's book?
dan friesen
Wait, is it the book about QAnon?
jared holt
Killing the Deep State?
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I would never read a Jerome Corsi book.
I admit, I spend a lot of time listening to Angel Warriors.
jordan holmes
I only look at his memes.
dan friesen
But I don't have time.
I don't have time to read a Jerome Corsi book.
jared holt
It's some excellent fan fiction.
It's probably some of the most creative I've read in a while.
dan friesen
Well, actually, interestingly, Jerome Corsi was one of the people who was telling Alex in July of 2015 that Trump was full of shit and that he didn't mean to run for president.
So his whole writing a book about the deep state, as you're saying, and all this fan fiction is kind of exactly the opposite of what he was saying in 2015.
jared holt
Interesting.
dan friesen
Yeah.
The reality, though, Jordan, is that...
jordan holmes
This is essentially our podcast, wherein I say something and Dan explains why I'm wrong.
dan friesen
He didn't switch to Trump as our savior until a bit later.
He got on board with Trump largely because of...
That narrative that you did mention with the he's working behind the scenes.
There's a deal between Assad, Putin, and our rogue military.
That counter-coup narrative, as we refer to it.
That was being told to him by Roger Stone and Steve Pachenik behind the scenes, who are working together in a group that they have on air referred to as the 45 group.
So I'm convinced that the two of them were working in concert to try and flip Alex Jones because they knew of his propaganda potential.
And that happened towards the end of 2015, probably more towards December, when Trump appeared on Infowars himself.
jared holt
Yeah, I'm curious, you know, especially as we go into the midterms now when we're recording this, you know, we've had sitting congresspeople and, you know, congressional candidates and that sort of thing appear on Infowars, I think, just for the sake of the size of the audience that I guess it once had.
I haven't seen any, like, real numbers recently.
And just sort of that idea that it is a propaganda tool.
And I'm really curious to see now that InfoWars has been pulled from so many platforms, if we're going to see the same type of high-profile figures holding power who are trying to wield InfoWars in the same way, or if it's going to sort of go the way that Breitbart did, where Breitbart can still get some guests.
High-profile guest, but it's not thought of as the same, like, wieldy, attack dog sort of outlet that it once was.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I think that, I mean, Matt Gaetz was the last sort of sitting politician, I think, who's gone on.
jared holt
Yeah, and he went on there and complained about getting called a conspiracy theorist, which was just beautiful to me.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And then apologized for going on and was like, I shouldn't have done that.
I won't do that again.
Which, fair enough.
But I think his reach, even within his own sort of crew of guests, is going to diminish.
Let alone the people who might go on just to pander to an audience, like Matt Gaetz clearly was doing.
I think that even some of those other people who are just essentially running cons will realize that this is not a profitable place for us to go on.
And so I think even a lot of his roster of guests will diminish.
jordan holmes
And that's one of the big things that we, or at least I have learned from all of the analysis that Dan has put together of Alex's cast of characters, is that these are all con men trying to run their own game, kind of hanging on.
Like you were saying, the guys who are hangers-on trying to get their own YouTube show with Alex's cachet involved in that.
We see so many different people who go from Alex Jones to fucking, what is it, Carrie Campbell.
There's an ecosystem of...
dan friesen
Of confidence games that really is most of the right wing media sphere.
Yeah.
unidentified
Kind of at this point.
jared holt
I mean, if you look at, like, who's a regular guest on Alex Jones, it's people like Mike Cernovich, it's people like Roger Stone, it's people, you know, they're people that, you know, they have their own, whether it's, like, some bullshit book or, you know, like, some of these guys have their own supplement line.
You know, or whatever they're selling, you know, I agree with that.
I think, you know, you look at Infowars guest rotation and it's a relatively small pool of people.
And they all have their own shit that they're trying to do.
And I almost wonder if that's...
Another indicative sign of the stage of Infowars and its growth, where people are coming on Infowars to be on Infowars, not because anything substantial or majorly consequential is happening on the platform, or that they expect to wield real influence anymore.
dan friesen
I think that some people definitely did.
Before.
But I think what they got out of it was money, quite frankly.
Because I know recently we sometimes cover Project Camelot and Jim Baker episodes too because they do the same sort of con maneuvers.
And on an episode of Jim Baker's show recently, he was talking about how when he sells a guest's book, he buys a ton of their books and then he sells them.
So there's a financial incentive for the guests to come on because they automatically sell this large chunk of books.
And when you look at Alex Jones' business model with the InfoWars store, most of the time when these guests come on, he's selling their books on his store.
So there is probably, and I can't confirm this necessarily, but it only stands to reason that a lot of these guests who are coming on end up selling...
Yeah, yeah.
Go way down the batting order.
jordan holmes
Well, but see, that's one of the things that I don't like about his, as you were saying, he's got a smaller rotating cast of characters.
Like, when we go back in time with Alex, one of my favorites was, what's his name, General Stubblebine or whatever?
dan friesen
He's dead.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but when he went on the show, his wife was essentially selling a $25 postcard with a magic sentence that would get you out of any crime.
dan friesen
No, no, no.
It gets you out of getting vaccinated.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's right.
jared holt
Even better.
dan friesen
She was selling a laminated card that said, don't stick me.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
It was like, oh, you're the kind of guest that I want.
I don't want Cernovich being a bitch on your show.
dan friesen
There's kind of like a fun crazy that's less existent nowadays.
jared holt
Oh, man.
Yeah.
As long as we keep Health Ranger Mike, I think we'll be good.
dan friesen
Did you read his report that apparently got to the president?
jared holt
No, I didn't.
dan friesen
You didn't read the Adams report?
jordan holmes
It was, I believe it was...
dan friesen
It was really long.
jordan holmes
Was it Wesley Adams who did it?
unidentified
No.
Okay.
dan friesen
It was a lengthy treatise that Mike Adams had written about the state of conservative shadow banning.
That the president needed to see.
jordan holmes
Which is our 51st state, actually.
dan friesen
Yes.
jared holt
I knew that he was sending that, but I didn't realize it was Health Ranger Mike doing it.
dan friesen
Oh yeah, it is.
Oh yeah.
jared holt
What the fuck?
jordan holmes
I know, right?
What kind of world do we live in where a guy named Health Ranger Mike is allowed to do any of this shit?
dan friesen
The proprietor of naturalnews.com, full of all kinds of your medical woo.
Whatever you want to not believe, he'll help you not believe it.
jared holt
Yeah, and the thing, like, he'll have Health Ranger Mike on every once in a while just to be like, we've tested the supplements, they're fantastic.
Also, you don't need vaccines.
dan friesen
Yep, fuck those.
Vaccines will kill you.
jordan holmes
Hey, come on!
Ginkgo biloba!
dan friesen
You just need iodine.
jordan holmes
Deep earth iodine, Dan.
Don't sell it short.
dan friesen
There's something really interesting, too.
If you go and look at all those supplements that he sells, all the super male vitalities and everything, they're all brought to you by Dr. Group, who is his fake doctor.
He's a chiropractor.
But he runs this place called the Global Healing Center.
And if you go and look at his website, he has all the exact same products for sale, just with different names that kind of sound like medicines.
And it's a really interesting dynamic that the two of them have where they sell the same stuff, but Dr. Groups sounds like medicine.
Alex sounds like it's combat gear because they know their audiences.
Yeah.
jared holt
I mean, it's the same thing.
It's another version of the same con.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's like they all have their own private label.
They all buy it from the same retailer, and then they just put their own name on it, and they're like, this is completely different!
dan friesen
More likely, Dr. Group buys all of it, puts it all together, and then Alex does the same thing that he does with people's books, in theory.
And he's selling Dr. Group's stuff on private label.
jordan holmes
I like the image of Dr. Group putting it all together himself like he has a workshop like the elves.
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
That'd be fun.
jordan holmes
That would be fun.
jared holt
Well, I think we should go ahead and start to wrap this now that we have finally discovered once and for all that the InfoWars products really are as...
As good as they say.
jordan holmes
Oh yeah, we fixed it.
jared holt
If they are rip-offs.
dan friesen
I guess on a closing note...
I can't get out of bed in the morning unless I have my bone broth.
I'll tell you that right now.
jared holt
The only thing...
My big takeaway, I think the big thing that we discovered this evening is that with fewer people going on the Alex Jones show, I think the Jim Baker show is about to get way...
More popping off.
dan friesen
Man, I'll tell you, it's already been popping off.
Those buckets are not to be believed.
jordan holmes
The fact that Jim Baker's show had on the lady who...
dan friesen
Paula White Kane.
jordan holmes
Paula White Kane.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Who is the single greatest con artist I think we've had.
dan friesen
That's your position.
jordan holmes
At least in the current times.
dan friesen
I still think Larry Nichols is much better.
jordan holmes
Larry Nichols, call Larry Nichols.
If you die, definitely make sure to pin a note to your chest that says, call Larry Nichols.
But she is running such a con.
In a way that somehow she gave a benediction for Trump or whatever?
dan friesen
Well, she's his sort of personal preacher.
jordan holmes
Right, and she...
There's nobody who could be less aligned with any kind of Christian theology that you could imagine.
dan friesen
Come on, man.
She's married to the keyboardist from Journey.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
That's great.
jordan holmes
That's true.
jared holt
That's enough for me.
jordan holmes
Inexplicably true.
dan friesen
I would say it's interesting that you're putting it that way.
You think Jim Baker's about to pop off.
I think he's already reached his sort of zenith, as it were.
He's plateaued.
He's going to stay about where he is.
I say keep your eyes on something like Project Camelot.
I think that's much more likely to get really popular.
Because that's...
Really fringe.
That's really weird.
They just talk about the secret space program all the time and have, like, weird liars on.
jordan holmes
And the biggest guest they have is a murderer from 1993 or whatever it is.
The Pendragon case.
unidentified
Oh, man.
jordan holmes
Mark Richards.
By the way, just so you know, any time you try and wrap up a show, we're going to wind up talking for 85 more minutes.
So please just be as insistent as possible.
jared holt
Well, to wrap up the show...
unidentified
Perfect!
jared holt
Should I just answer everything with that?
jordan holmes
No, just end the phone call!
dan friesen
Jared, it was a lot of fun to talk to you.
I apologize, this was kind of all over the place, but it's nice to speak to somebody who focuses on this stuff as well.
It's a rare treat, in my personal life at least.
jared holt
Yeah, it was a real pleasure.
Wonderful.
So, for my podcast, where can they check out Knowledge Fight?
dan friesen
KnowledgeFight.com is our website that's got all the information that folks need, perhaps.
jordan holmes
The best thing to do to find us is to go to our Facebook group, inexplicably enough.
It's called Go Home and Tell Your Mother You're Brilliant, which is based on that clip that I was talking about with Steve Pachanek earlier, where he...
I bitched out on Alex for a while.
He just ends with saying, great, you did a good job.
Go home and tell your mother you're brilliant.
Five stars, whatever.
Bananas.
unidentified
Cool.
jared holt
Well, if you're looking for my podcast, you can find it on iTunes and all over the place.
dan friesen
It's called Shitpost.
jared holt
Yeah, the high is an exclamation point.
jordan holmes
Oh, by the way, are we allowed to say all of the yelling swear words that I did on your podcast?
jared holt
It's called Shitpost.
jordan holmes
Okay, fair enough.
Well then, fuck this noise!
dan friesen
But Shitpost is with the I like it's pink.
You know, the singer Pink.
jordan holmes
Alright, I got it.
dan friesen
The I was an exclamation point.
jared holt
Yeah, I tried to type the word shit into iTunes and they weren't having it, so...
jordan holmes
Those motherfucking pieces of shit.
dan friesen
Jared, I believe that you are a victim of tyranny, online censorship run amok, undoubtedly.
Your free speech is being squashed because you can't put shit onto iTunes.
jordan holmes
Also, just so you know, I originally tried to email shitpostpodcast at gmail.com, and instead I found out that that is owned by a Mexican podcast.
That just started and they were not having it.
jared holt
Wait, what?
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
I emailed it and the guy was like, yeah, so we just started like a couple weeks ago.
We're in Mexico.
Anyways, you don't want to talk to us.
jared holt
Fantastic.
Oh, man.
That's hilarious.
Well, cool, guys.
That's great, Chad.
jordan holmes
Yeah, thank you so much.
We had a great time.
unidentified
Cool.
Take care.
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