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June 26, 2018 - Knowledge Fight
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#174: February 11, 2009

Today, Dan forces Jordan back into the studio to record a special episode where Dan admits that he found some evidence from 2009 that he was wrong about something pretty important about Alex Jones. The gents discuss that, then marvel at how many flagrantly racist guests Alex can have on one show.

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dan friesen
48:58
j
jordan holmes
24:55
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alex jones
03:22
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chuck baldwin
00:10
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george humphrey
00:45
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
alex jones
I love you.
unidentified
Hey, everybody.
dan friesen
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes who like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, in this case, a blood orange IPA, and talk about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Indeed we are, Dan.
Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
If you had just been peer pressured into taking a taste of a garlic hot sauce.
dan friesen
Soft peer pressure.
jordan holmes
Soft peer pressure.
What are you talking about?
There's years of peer pressure built into you.
dan friesen
I don't know about that.
jordan holmes
You gave me the hang dog eyes.
dan friesen
I just said, hey, this is a delicious sauce.
jordan holmes
I could tell it meant a lot to you.
I couldn't continue to fight back.
dan friesen
This is now going to be the next 40 episodes of our show as the introductions are going to involve various sauces and or hot things.
I'm disappointed.
I don't have another habanero to eat.
But quite frankly, this is a show where I know a lot about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
And I don't know anything about Alex Jones.
dan friesen
And I know a lot about hot sauces.
jordan holmes
I'm really weak tea.
dan friesen
That's amazing to me.
jordan holmes
I am the whitest.
I was raised on...
unidentified
Look.
dan friesen
Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich was the only spicy thing I ate until I was like 45. But that's probably one of the best spicy fast food items.
jordan holmes
It's the best fast food sandwich that you can get.
dan friesen
So good.
Very good.
It's perfect.
Let's go to Wendy's.
Fuck this show.
So today, Jordan, we're doing a little bit of a...
Generally, we don't have episodes on Tuesdays, but I needed to put this out because...
jordan holmes
This is a mini-sode.
dan friesen
It might be...
jordan holmes
It'll be two hours long.
dan friesen
It might be close to a normal episode.
jordan holmes
For us, it's a mini-sode.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's intended to be a mini-sode.
And it's because I've been going through 2009 stuff, and our last episode was February 6th to 10th.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And then on the 11th, Alex Jones got fucking weird in such a way...
That I could not include it in the entirety of that episode.
It needed to be a standalone episode because...
jordan holmes
You insisted this to me.
Multiple times.
dan friesen
And I couldn't explain to you beforehand because of the premise of this show.
Right.
And look, we don't have time to say thank you to donors and what have you.
We've got to keep going, but we've got to get into it.
But just spiritually, thank you to everybody who supports the show.
If you'd like to support us, go to knowledgefight.com, click the support the show button.
Now, we need to get to the important issues at hand.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
I wouldn't do this to you if this wasn't, like, a very real, serious issue.
And here...
jordan holmes
I...
Oh, I don't trust you.
dan friesen
Here is what we need to talk about.
unidentified
You'll be able to memorize any type of information, including entire books, guaranteed.
Our course is not based on classic mnemonic techniques or other tricks that you simply can't apply.
dan friesen
They fixed the pronunciation in that commercial.
jordan holmes
They fixed the mnemonic.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
They did.
unidentified
They did.
jordan holmes
Because last time, he said...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Last time.
jordan holmes
Oh, shit.
dan friesen
This is crazy.
jordan holmes
What is happening?
So they re-recorded it.
Somebody must have told them.
dan friesen
Someone was like, hey guys, that's not how you pronounce that.
unidentified
Also, you don't have enough women on this show.
dan friesen
So that's not what we're talking about.
That's my nice joke intro.
jordan holmes
That's nice.
I'm glad they learned.
That suggests a capacity for learning that we heretofore did not know existed.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
jordan holmes
Yes!
dan friesen
We're trying to start the show off.
jordan holmes
They can grow!
dan friesen
We're starting to start the show off on an inspiring note.
jordan holmes
Yeah, there's hope.
There's hope for everyone.
If you can learn that monomic is not the right pronunciation.
dan friesen
If you can learn about silent M's, you can learn about how...
jordan holmes
You can learn about anything.
dan friesen
You can learn about how all your bigotry is based on lies.
jordan holmes
Or at least your times tables.
dan friesen
Yes.
So actually, here's what I want to talk about.
alex jones
Well, okay.
Headline up on PrisonPlanet.com, and of course we'll tie this into all the other reports.
Internment camps readied for mass illegal alien influx.
unidentified
Oh, God.
alex jones
This, of course, is referring to an article this morning.
unidentified
Oh, God.
alex jones
That is in the El Paso newspaper.
In the El Paso newspaper.
Is reporting this, so we'll be going over that coming up after this first break.
jordan holmes
Don't.
alex jones
I had the El Paso story here in my...
dan friesen
Don't.
He's really stretching it out.
unidentified
Don't tell me.
jordan holmes
Don't tell me about...
dan friesen
He's really stretching it out.
jordan holmes
Don't tell me what's going to happen, Dan.
Dan, don't tell me what's gonna happen.
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Because I know what's gonna happen.
dan friesen
What do you think is gonna happen?
jordan holmes
He's gonna say it's bad.
He's gonna say it's very bad.
Alex is going to say that this is a crime.
Alex is going to say that your government is encroaching upon you.
Alex is going to say that this is the worst thing that a government can do and that, in fact, if a government does do this, you should revolt and overthrow this government.
Alex is going to say that a government that does this type of things is invalid and is not acceptable and that we should literally draw a line in the sand and leave that government or perhaps fucking destroy it.
Is that what Alex is gonna say, Dan?
dan friesen
Not entirely.
Did I get the spirit of it right?
I think there's some of the undertone you're getting correct, but the reason that I need to talk about this is not because of that.
I've had a realization about Alex Jones and about why he's not a hypocrite.
jordan holmes
Okay, this is a big deal.
You're going to need to sell me on this hard.
dan friesen
I really should have understood this sooner.
And I think naivete is something that I am absolutely guilty of.
And listening to this episode from the 11th brought into sharp focus that...
I should have been paying much closer attention and listening to some of the undertones and what he's actually talking about.
Because so often what we do is we hear things like, oh, that's a lie.
And we just go like, oh, that's a lie.
And in that, sometimes what you miss, what doesn't get swept up into the pantry...
That's not the right word.
jordan holmes
That doesn't...
Sure.
dan friesen
Into the dustbin or whatever.
unidentified
There you go.
dan friesen
What you miss is the spirit of what he's actually talking about.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And this next clip really brought home in sharp focus.
This is a put-your-mic-down clip because he's very prescient about certain things.
But then he also presents it in a way that we should have been paying attention to all along.
And it's a big failure on our part that we hadn't.
And when I say our part, I mean me.
alex jones
They always know how to roll things out with the crises they create.
And then, oh, they're putting troops on the streets for the illegal aliens.
Oh, they're putting troops on the streets.
And just outside Austin and Taylor, they have a big FEMA camp.
We've been out there and protested it.
We have video of it in Endgame, blueprint for global enslavement.
And they grab the illegal aliens without due process, and they don't even deport them.
And they grab the children, and it's full of children as well.
But again, it's only a beta test.
And then these people deserve due process as well.
But they set the precedent on a group I think the public will go along with this, Sean.
dan friesen
So, the part of the FEMA camp stuff that he's talking about in 2009 isn't real.
But the part that I need to own my naivete, that the scales dropped from my eyes listening to that originally.
Was when he said it's a beta test.
His whole problem with mistreatment of immigrants, his whole problem with the mistreatment of people who you don't worry about them being treated poorly is that it's a beta test because eventually they're going to do it to the whites.
They're going to do it to us.
Us white patriots.
jordan holmes
You know what?
That's so awful because I've had that thought recently.
The thought has always been there.
Like, watching all of this shit happen is like, really, when you stop and think about the people that are doing this, do you think they really don't want to do the same thing to progressives?
dan friesen
Oh, totally.
jordan holmes
Just like us.
dan friesen
Look at Rex 84. The thing that he bases all of this on was about, like, communist sympathizers.
jordan holmes
Do you think they've never gone after socialists before?
You think they don't specifically target fucking Fred Hampton and Martin Luther King Jr.?
These people are coming.
dan friesen
The only time it's actually been done.
jordan holmes
Always!
Has an evil president been assassinated?
A bad one.
Has somebody who has committed all of the evil that could possibly be done, has he been...
Was Reagan actually...
He didn't even get killed!
Evil doesn't get killed in this country!
dan friesen
I don't know enough about McKinley.
jordan holmes
It only gets stronger!
McKinley was a piece of shit.
unidentified
Okay.
jordan holmes
No, he was just...
dan friesen
I just don't know enough about him.
jordan holmes
He was milquetoast.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
He was just there.
dan friesen
I like how I told you before the show you were going to scream a bunch.
jordan holmes
You're like, I probably won't.
Well, when you make me conscious of it, then I become afraid of screaming because then I feel like I don't have control over myself.
And apparently I don't, Dan!
dan friesen
It's before nine.
It's fine.
The neighbors are good.
jordan holmes
Oh, God, Dan!
dan friesen
But, Jordan, that...
That...
That mentality has made me take a very serious pause.
The idea that, like, oh, it's a beta test that they would abuse immigrants and stuff like that, it indicates to me, because I think this tracks with his positions, he doesn't care what happens to them.
He cares that eventually it's going to happen to good, as he puts it, good, clean-cut families.
Who are white people.
Now, hear me out on this.
unidentified
No, no, no.
jordan holmes
I think I know where you're going with this, and I agree with you.
dan friesen
The reason that it's not hypocrisy now, when we have in the past, he's been screaming about FEMA camps forever, and now we have these camps where parents are being separated from their children, and what have you.
jordan holmes
No, no, I'm so excited.
I totally agree with you.
dan friesen
The reason that it's not hypocritical for him to be like, it's fine, is because he knows, with Trump in power, The next step isn't going to happen.
White people are safe.
And that, to me, was a heartbreaking moment listening to this episode because back then there was a black president and it made him scared that whites were next.
And now we have an overtly racist president and he's like...
Hey, everything's fine.
Tyranny is fine.
You have a president who's legitimately saying, like, about Xi Jinping, like, he's president for life.
Isn't that cool?
Like, that sort of stuff that his principles should have led him to be like, no, this is tyranny.
On any scale, this is how you end up in a position where you're in a tyrannical dictatorship authoritarian rule.
But because the person is presenting themselves as so fine with white people, and so fine with the oppression of whiteness, he doesn't care.
And what it leads me to understand is that we've done a shitty job on this show.
Because this is as far back as we've gone, for the most part, in 2009.
And it becomes very clear to me that he is an out-and-out I think we've
done a really shitty job, and I'd like to apologize to the audience.
This, to me, Is revolutionary in terms of how I will deal with Alex moving forward.
There's not a bone in my body that thinks that any of his positions about what he's afraid of are real.
They're only real in as much as he thinks that a white person is going to be a victim of it.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
And that...
Again, this is me calling my...
jordan holmes
Welcome to the team, Dan.
dan friesen
Well, but here's the thing.
I think that my position, especially on this show, is not taking that leap until that leap is appropriate.
And I don't think that...
I think that up until this point, from what we've witnessed, it would be reasonable to say, hey, he doesn't mean any of this shit.
But the scales had not fallen from my eyes until I heard very clearly the idea that what they're going to do, the thing that I'm afraid of so much, is a beta test.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
That, making it so clear, and then in the same sentence, he's talking about the idea of people having their kids taken away.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
It's all a beta test in order to...
And then again, that exact scenario playing out in front of our eyes in 2018, and him being like, eh.
unidentified
Eh.
jordan holmes
Because it's not a beta test.
dan friesen
It's not a white threat.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's terrifying.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
No, the moment you started talking, I was like...
That connection was made instantly.
Because, yeah.
dan friesen
I know, because you're a smart person, but I wanted to make sure I got that out.
jordan holmes
Not because I was a smart person, but because that immediately made perfect fucking sense.
That's the only thing that makes fucking sense.
Because if his position in 2009 is essentially when they came for the Jews...
I said nothing because they didn't come for me, and then they came for me.
Like, that's his position.
And now he knows when they come for the Jews, they're not coming for me, so it's fine.
Fuck the Jews.
I don't give a shit.
dan friesen
Yeah, fuck them.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, this is fucking, this is a nail.
This is a coffin that just got nailed into the fucking ground.
dan friesen
He's been a man who's been masquerading as having principles for decades, for years and years.
jordan holmes
His only principle is white supremacy.
That's what it is.
dan friesen
Quite realistically, I mean, we've always had the smell of that with all of his forgiving white terrorism and creating gymnastic-level defenses of, like, how it's possible that this isn't white terrorism.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And stuff like that.
And to me, it's like...
This...
jordan holmes
This is done.
dan friesen
Yeah.
It's a mess.
jordan holmes
That's...
That's the clip.
dan friesen
It breaks my heart in some ways.
jordan holmes
That's the fucking clip.
dan friesen
It breaks my heart in many ways because it makes things very simple, and moving forward we'll have a much easier framework to work with.
And I think that there's some value to that.
But the other thing that really bothers me is that this is 2009, and I want to say this really quick, and this is a diversion to some extent, but Alex's ex-wife right now is on Twitter.
She's starting an initiative where she's going to unplug Infowars.
That's her new website.
That she's going to launch.
She's going to sue him in Unplug Info Wars.
Hashtag Unplug Info Wars.
And what I want to say very clearly is that right now, in 2009, she's a big part of the operation.
Like, when we talk about, like, oh, yeah, she wasn't around when he went to Trump.
She's a part of it at this point.
She knows a lot more than she's putting out there.
If she really wanted to unplug things, there's a lot of stuff that she could just put out publicly.
There's a lot more that she could say.
But she doesn't.
The other thing I want to say...
I don't remember what it was.
I had some damning thing I wanted to say.
unidentified
Fuck.
jordan holmes
Just generally most of what you say is damning for Alex.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's so obvious.
It's very obvious.
Look, by no means have I not called him a white supremacist for the past year and a half.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
But...
That is such a fucking dead on.
jordan holmes
That's what it really is.
There's no other conclusion to draw.
There's no like, oh, his principles are just flawed and he's not applying them equally.
His principles are specific to whites only.
dan friesen
But you know why it's so dangerous?
jordan holmes
Libertarianism is for whites.
Only.
dan friesen
Oh, duh.
But you know why it's so damning is because there are moments of, like, outright white supremacy and white fear, like, going into the swimming shop and seeing Muslim women and being like, this freaks me out.
Like, that's just white supremacy.
Like, you think they don't belong in your space.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Or whatever.
unidentified
Right, right.
dan friesen
And that's something that we can experience and be like, that's fucked up.
You are, you have a problem.
But this is such a different level because it's such, it's, it's...
Inexorable from his base narratives.
Like the things that he has been most aggressive about in terms of what his fear is that he has abandoned now being afraid of.
You know, it's that...
jordan holmes
Whites aren't going to be put in FEMA camps anymore.
dan friesen
Nope.
They're safe.
You're on home base now.
jordan holmes
Yep.
Or more specifically, conservative whites.
dan friesen
Right, right.
Gun whites.
jordan holmes
Yeah, gun whites.
Yeah, that's what it is.
We don't have to worry about them taking away our guns anymore.
dan friesen
No, but at the same time, we do have a bit more safety than some of our other brethren and sistren in the world.
And it would be irresponsible of us to sit here and say, like...
We aren't safe with Alex's narratives.
You're saying that he is safe now because gun whites are safe.
We are still whites and we still have a much bigger past than a lot of the other populations.
jordan holmes
But the problem with that is the sympathizer label, which is going to be thrown about.
If it continues at this rate, we are...
We become sympathizers and lose our white status.
Like, that's what it is.
What?
You think in Nazi Germany people who hid Jews were fine?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Because they were white?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Do you think we're not going to be people hiding people?
Like, fucking, look, if you're an illegal immigrant, come to my place.
I will fucking...
dan friesen
Your girlfriend's place.
unidentified
I will...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
And fuck up her shit, but leave my shit alone.
dan friesen
Well, thankfully we're not there yet.
unidentified
It's...
jordan holmes
But we're fucking close.
dan friesen
But we're there.
jordan holmes
There is also...
There is an ICE office in Chicago.
dan friesen
Let's go.
jordan holmes
For real.
Shut it down.
dan friesen
So this is the big point that I wanted to make on this episode.
But there's more.
And thankfully for the rest of this, we'll just get to do a dance on Alex's racist face.
But in this next clip, Alex talks about Obama being a dictator.
And it's interesting, the specifics that he uses, and we'll get to that at the other end of this clip.
jordan holmes
Damn it, these people don't even...
They're not even fucking real human beings.
They're dead on the fucking inside!
alex jones
Restaurants are now putting his picture up like we're in Nazi Germany.
There's pictures everywhere.
They're like little shrines.
george humphrey
In East Austin, there is an Obama retail store right now.
It's amazing to me.
alex jones
Again, anytime that happens in history, that's deadly dangerous.
dan friesen
So, that is also...
The other guy talking is a guy named George Humphrey, who the only credit I can find for him is he appears in the Obama Deception documentary that Alex Jones made.
His credit is an economist.
I have no idea if that's actually true.
But, hey, fun fact.
Murals of Trump are at these detention camps with the nice inscription, Sometimes losing a battle teaches you a new way to win the war.
jordan holmes
No!
dan friesen
I honestly don't think that that isn't encouraging.
jordan holmes
That doesn't even make a goddamn bit of sense!
dan friesen
It's not an encouraging message to the children or the people in those camps that might see it as much as it is a middle finger to the liberals who have tried to create different ways to make it through society.
jordan holmes
Burn it the fuck down.
dan friesen
Burn it the fuck down.
Honestly, that declaration on that mural that Trump has, and I don't think Trump made that.
I honestly don't.
jordan holmes
Why wouldn't he have?
Everything with his goddamn name on it, he probably paid some million other people to fucking...
dan friesen
I think that's a level of micromanagement I don't think he's capable of.
jordan holmes
I don't think he's capable of...
dan friesen
That would be an insane amount of organization that I think he's two hands off.
I think that some white supremacist MAGA fuck made a mural with Trump's face and American flag, and then the quote, sometimes losing a battle teaches you a new way to win a war.
I think that relates to all the years that white supremacists were banging their heads up against a wall trying to figure out how to come into power.
And that's sort of a wagging dick kind of moment.
I think when I read that quote, I don't think that that is anything that you should be saying to immigrants.
I think that is entirely...
Fuck you.
I think that's a fuck you to liberals.
jordan holmes
There was the GOP autopsy.
dan friesen
You tried to hold us down so long, and now we're back.
We found a way to win the war by losing the battle.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, the GOP autopsy after they fucking were destroyed in 2008.
It was all about becoming more inclusive.
It was all about changing demographics.
It was all about making sure that the Republican Party was more inclusive.
And the white supremacists figure out a way to win and make it more exclusive.
dan friesen
Exactly.
Tea Party.
jordan holmes
Fucking Christ.
dan friesen
So now George Humphrey is a fucking dick.
jordan holmes
Like Hubert Humphrey.
dan friesen
I don't know much about him, and again, I can't find much about him, but this clip says everything I need to fucking know about him.
george humphrey
After he was elected, I heard the day of his inauguration, I heard on the television at least 75 times, this is the first African American ever elected to the United States.
unidentified
Well...
george humphrey
His mother is Caucasian.
His father was 80% Arab and 20% African.
And I don't care whether he's black, blue, brown, or orange, but he's 10% African.
Does that make him an African American?
And it is absolutely the fluff.
alex jones
I mean, I'm like 6% or 8%, I forget, Native American.
Does that make me Native American?
jordan holmes
It's just amazing.
george humphrey
And it is just such a sales pitch.
dan friesen
It's a sales pitch.
jordan holmes
Can I...
dan friesen
It's a sales pitch.
jordan holmes
This is when I need to discover that I have psychic powers a la Akita and am able to...
dan friesen
All right.
Sorry.
jordan holmes
Fuck off.
dan friesen
Sorry.
jordan holmes
You have not gotten any of my references recently.
Also, I sang the song from Highlander in our last episode.
That was Queen.
Okay.
No.
dan friesen
Man, it's a mess.
jordan holmes
It's a mess.
In this country, in this country.
In this country.
dan friesen
You're hyperventilating.
jordan holmes
It doesn't even fucking matter.
Black isn't about heritage in America.
Black is about skin color.
It doesn't fucking matter.
And it doesn't even...
Look, look, I mean, you have to...
How far back do you have to go where if you were half-white, you were still not a citizen?
How far back do you have to go to where if you were half-white, you still weren't allowed in the same white restaurants?
How far back do you have to go before...
unidentified
Pump the brakes.
jordan holmes
It doesn't even fucking matter.
dan friesen
Pump the brakes for a second.
Because I think what you're trying to express, and you are, the passion is there and I appreciate it, but I think what you're trying to express is that there was a time that extends to the present where whiteness was defined by exclusion.
There were people who were like, no, you have a...
You have a drop of black blood, and therefore you aren't white.
And that was used to keep people out of places.
That was to keep society in a certain order that the whites wanted order to be in.
jordan holmes
Your mother's grandma was black.
Doesn't matter how white the rest of your family is.
dan friesen
You're a quattroon.
Get out of here.
There was that shit that happened.
Now, what we're seeing in 2009, this guy coming in and being like, he's not black enough to be black.
You're trying to have it both ways.
Like, there is the history of exclusion of black people because they're not white enough, and then now we have him being like, Furthermore, you heard him say...
jordan holmes
That people said he was the first black president.
You didn't hear them say he was the first...
African president.
He was the first president who was from Kenya, for fucking whatever your bullshit is going to be.
He wasn't the first president who was moderately or mostly related to an ethnic race that was not white.
You heard them say he's the first black president because his skin was black, which meant that no matter fucking what, if his parents were white, his grandparents were white, and he was black just because his great-grandpa And by genetics, that is how his skin color came out.
It wouldn't have fucking mattered to everyone around him because they would see his skin color and they would say the N-word directly to him.
It doesn't even fucking matter.
He could have been 98% white, but if his skin was two shades fucking darker, then it wouldn't matter how white he was genetically because black is about looking!
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
Oh, fucking God!
Oh, fuck this guy!
Fuck this guy so hard!
Fuck this guy so hard!
dan friesen
Totally.
And I'm not sure he's an economist.
But there's so much that, like, the concepts of whiteness and non-whiteness that are being played with, specifically, like, the way he's using it, each version that he's trying to use are to defend whiteness.
And white supremacy.
Anti-othering.
That's all he's doing.
He's using a rich tradition of exclusion of blacks through appearance and what have you.
He's flipping that around to use as a weapon against Obama to be like, you're not black enough.
Because look at your lineage.
Look at your lineage.
You're not black enough.
And that, to me...
Smacks of eugenics.
jordan holmes
I see what you're saying.
To build up on top of that, that is also a dig of, like, well, somebody who is really black could never become president.
dan friesen
Oh, that might be in there.
jordan holmes
I didn't even think about that.
dan friesen
That is in there.
I didn't even think about that.
jordan holmes
That is very much in there.
That idea of, like, he's the first black president.
Well, his mother's white, so of course he could become president if he was actually black.
dan friesen
That's sort of like a calm down.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
That's exactly what it is.
dan friesen
I think there is in there.
I didn't even think about that.
And that's one of the things that's so fascinating about this rich racism.
jordan holmes
This is fudge.
This is dark chocolate fudge racism.
dan friesen
It's one of these hot sauces.
There's the garlic layer, and then there's the ghost pepper underneath it.
jordan holmes
The garlic is great.
The ghost pepper.
dan friesen
A little bit tough.
There are those layers to it that are like, oh, you get this one, maybe you missed the other.
And I completely missed the idea of what he's saying is like, nah, if he was really black, we would have kicked him out.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And that probably is in there.
jordan holmes
That's absolutely in there.
dan friesen
Well, to be fair, he didn't say all that much racist shit other than that, which is plenty, in his interview.
So I was just like, eh, let's give this guy just, eh, I don't give a shit about it.
jordan holmes
And that also gets back to that idea of changing purity levels.
Because it's still always about white.
But it's like, well, he's 80% Arab.
Well, his dad.
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
Now, are we talking about his actual dad or Frank Marshall Davis?
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
Whatever the fuck it is.
dan friesen
Because the narrative always changes with these people.
jordan holmes
Then it becomes percentage.
Oh, well, he's mostly.
Like, it doesn't even fucking matter.
dan friesen
Yeah, it doesn't.
jordan holmes
I hate these people.
I hate these people so much.
dan friesen
Facts don't matter?
jordan holmes
Nope.
dan friesen
Narrative doesn't matter?
We're always just going to be able to move the goalposts.
jordan holmes
Whatever it is.
There is no reason to listen to anything these people have to say.
dan friesen
Jordan, this show is full of guests.
jordan holmes
God damn it!
dan friesen
It is chock-a-block with guests.
jordan holmes
We've got a murderer's row of white supremacists.
dan friesen
Now, this next guy is named Jack McLamb.
He's a cop.
unidentified
Of course he is.
dan friesen
He's an ex-Phoenix cop.
jordan holmes
Alright, well then he's a great person.
dan friesen
He also has a show on the Genesis Communications Network, and here is him being a fuckwit.
unidentified
Our phony president, by the way, we haven't had, this is a time that we don't have a president of the United States, first time in our history, and because he's a phony president, we have all the...
evidence to prove that he's not our president because of Article 2, Section 5 in the Constitution says he's not because he's an illegal alien out of Kenya.
And anyway, they think they have got it made.
You know, they think they've got it made.
They've got us.
And they don't realize that God is still in control.
dan friesen
God is in control.
jordan holmes
Do they not realize that?
Is that a thing you cannot realize?
dan friesen
The other people?
jordan holmes
Yeah, because that suggests that at some point you realized it.
dan friesen
Were there a god I would believe he's in control or she is in control, as it were.
unidentified
Wink.
jordan holmes
Nicely done.
dan friesen
So what do you know about Jack McLamb?
Why do I ask that question?
jordan holmes
Well, he was a Phoenix cop.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
And clearly he's a birther.
And he doesn't remember that George W. did not actually win Florida and the Supreme Court gave him the presidency because it was a conservative fucking Supreme Court with a 5-4 majority.
dan friesen
Oh, and that also, I'm glad you brought up George W. Bush because there is that question that remains, and maybe we should have dealt with this maybe 20 minutes ago, but there is that question that remains of why was Alex against George W. Bush if he is this, like, now Trump is in...
And I would posit that as much as George W. Bush is a war criminal and he's a monster and has upheld a system that is very brutally anti-minority and all that shit, he was not as clearly a white supremacist.
Like, he wasn't as clearly...
He was not somebody that if you were a Nazi, if you were someone, you would not hang your hat.
David Duke never advocated for George W. Bush.
jordan holmes
And that's because even they are aware of the stupid-slash-evil continuum for conservatives.
They were like...
He might be too dumb to be one of us.
And that's the reality of it.
dan friesen
And he never gave those winks and nods that Trump does to me.
unidentified
He gave a few, but they weren't as murdery.
dan friesen
And I think that there's something to be said for that.
I think that when we look at the history of where Alex puts his foot down and where he criticizes, it's very clear that if George W. Bush would have been Like, hey, there's a Nazi rally, there's good people on both sides.
There's a decent chance that he would have gone along with it.
Which actually makes me concerned that in 2015, we know that Roger Stone and Steve Pachenik were the driving forces for him joining up with Team Trump.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Now, we don't know what they said.
And there's a decent chance...
jordan holmes
He loves white folk!
dan friesen
I don't think Steve would say that.
I think Steve is a manipulator and he was doing his, like...
There's a counter-counter coup kind of shit.
unidentified
Right, right.
dan friesen
I believe that he...
Whether or not Steve...
jordan holmes
He was trying to...
dan friesen
Whether or not Steve Pchenik is a racist or not is irrelevant to me.
I don't believe that his manipulative game would have been that.
jordan holmes
He was trying to diamond gusset it up.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Now, I don't know about Roger Stone, though.
There's a decent chance that Roger Stone could have come in and just been like, hey, look, he hates Hillary, loves whites.
You gotta love this guy.
unidentified
Yeah.
He's gonna be fine with whites, because...
jordan holmes
Roger Stone is willing to tell any lie.
dan friesen
But that wouldn't be a lie.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
I just mean in the sense that he will do it bluntly.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, Steve Pchenik, as you pointed out, would more be like...
Oh, he's part of the deep state, and he's a patriot, and yada, yada, yada.
And Roger Stone is just going to cut to the point and be like, you love whites, he loves whites, let's move it along.
dan friesen
Steve Pachanek is a propagandist and a manipulator in many ways.
Absolutely.
He's a psych warfare guy.
But I also think he has shame.
You know, like, from what I've been able to witness...
jordan holmes
Or at least manners.
unidentified
Oh, certainly has manners.
jordan holmes
You didn't even ask me how I was doing?
dan friesen
He can pretend that Sandy Hook was a false flag.
He can pretend that Las Vegas was a false flag.
But at the same time, he would not lower himself to being like, please, Alex, just get on board with this.
Like, look, he likes white people.
He would try and do some high-scale manipulation as opposed to the low-scale.
Whereas I think there's a chance Roger Stone could have just been like, look, on a base level...
You're afraid about white stuff.
He's going to protect white stuff.
I think it's possible.
jordan holmes
There's no low that Roger Stone won't go, man.
dan friesen
He's the ultimate conga player.
unidentified
He's the ultimate limbo champion.
dan friesen
So Jack McLam, I'm going to read to you from the Southern Poverty Law Center.
jordan holmes
Phoenix Cop.
dan friesen
It's from the Southern Poverty Law Center website.
He produced a periodical called Aiden Abett Police Newsletter and, most famously, a 75-page document titled Operation Vampire Killer 2000, colon, American Police Action Plan for Stopping World Government Rule, written in 1992.
In parentheses, conspiracy monger Alex Jones is selling an updated version on his website.
McClam was perhaps best known for his claim that the government placed unobtrusive colored dots on people's mailboxes, so the troops serving the New World Order after martial law is declared would know what to do with people living at each address.
A blue dot meant that you were destined for a FEMA camp.
Pink indicated that you were to be used in slave labor.
Red meant that you were to be shot in the head immediately.
McClam was also involved in the development...
jordan holmes
Don't they celebrate that for seven days?
That's Passover?
What is that?
That's very close to Passover.
dan friesen
McLame was also involved in the development of a right-wing housing community called, quote, Almost Heaven, located near Kamiya, Idaho in 1994.
jordan holmes
If you tell me, anywhere in Idaho is almost heaven.
I'm not.
dan friesen
The community was supposed to, quote, make a stand against the New World Order.
McClam's partner in that failed venture include Bo Gertz, a decorated Vietnam veteran and follower of the racist and anti-Semitic Christian identity religion, and Jerry Gillespie, a former Arizona state senator who opposed Martin Luther King Jr. having a holiday.
So that's Jack McClam's flavor.
jordan holmes
Look, he opposed Martin Luther King Jr. having a holiday on the grounds of...
We got too many bank holidays.
dan friesen
Too many.
jordan holmes
Too many holidays.
What are we going to do?
Arbor Day next?
dan friesen
Yep.
So, on this day that Alex reveals to me, the scales drop from my eyes, that, oh, it's just about protecting whiteness, he has now had a guy on who is saying that Obama isn't black enough, and now Jack McLean, who is saying that Obama was born in Kenya, and he's the first ever invalid president of our country, who happens to be running right-wing, or trying to run right-wing separatist communities with people who don't believe Martin Luther King is deserving of a holiday, and other people who are part of it.
So that's cool.
This is a big show.
jordan holmes
As a con, gated communities are not bad.
White supremacist gated communities, they are doing great.
Not in Idaho, dude.
Location, location, location.
Always important.
dan friesen
No doubt.
So in this next clip, we get a new guest.
I'm telling you, so many guests on this show.
alex jones
Glenn Spencer, it's great to have you on with us.
unidentified
Good to talk to you again.
alex jones
It has been a little while since we had you on.
A lot of new developments.
Please give us your breakdown on what's happening.
unidentified
Well, you know, Alex, I moved out of California and down here to the border about seven years ago and set about to tell the truth about the border to the American people.
dan friesen
Well, that's an admirable goal.
unidentified
Is it?
dan friesen
Nope.
Nope.
It's not.
I should tell you what Spencer does.
Glenn Spencer, what he does?
jordan holmes
Glenser is actually what I prefer to call him.
dan friesen
He has some technology that he's deployed.
unidentified
Oh, no.
jordan holmes
No, these people can't have technology.
dan friesen
He may or may not have an army of drones.
Mosquito?
He might have some land where he has put seismic graphs on, so he can tell when there are people walking over it.
At the border, and he may or may not send drones out and photograph people crossing the border.
Now, he doesn't do anything with that information, but he is a weirdo who is spending way too much money.
He's a mess.
jordan holmes
And this is in 2009.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
This is not...
dan friesen
Oh, and he's still doing it today.
jordan holmes
This is not drones are cheap and effective.
dan friesen
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I'm not sure if he was doing it in 2009.
jordan holmes
He's absolutely doing it since then.
dan friesen
I'm not sure when that started.
But he's been trying to develop some sort of plan to fuck over people at the border for a long time.
Now, it's weird to me that he doesn't report them to the border authority, but I think it's because he doesn't believe in the federal government.
I think that's part of it.
So he just...
Takes pictures of them.
jordan holmes
He also doesn't believe in...
dan friesen
He takes pictures of them as they cross the border and then puts them on a website.
Do you remember that show Cheaters?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Do you remember how at the end of it it'd be like, hey, all these people who cheated on their girlfriends or whatever, they're on nocheatersdate.com.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
The pictures of them.
I think it was like that.
It was like bordercrossers.com.
jordan holmes
He was just cataloging.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
But unfortunately, that's not all he was about.
That's not all that he was about.
No, sir.
In 1992, Spencer formed the voice of citizens together.
jordan holmes
Prefer to call him Glenn, sir.
dan friesen
That's nice.
I like that.
But that implies that he's two people like a celebrity couple.
Glenn and Spencer got together.
jordan holmes
Glenn and Spencer?
Where did Heidi go?
dan friesen
She's gone.
She's dead.
jordan holmes
She's been dead for a while.
dan friesen
Didn't hate minorities enough.
jordan holmes
Got murdered by drones at the border.
dan friesen
So he started this thing called Voice for Citizens Together, also known as American Patrol, in response to what he perceived as Mexican-related violence in the L.A. riots that followed the acquittal of police officers who beat the shit out of Rodney King.
jordan holmes
So it goes all the way back to the Rodney King riots.
dan friesen
That's when he started this group called American Patrol.
So, he began getting involved in, quote, anti-immigrant politics, and in 1994 was the chief proponent of Proposition 187, which aimed to cut public services for undocumented immigrants and ban their children from attending schools.
Spencer's website would become a popular anti-Mexican propaganda outlet, consistently posting sensationalized stories meant to imply that Latinx people had a higher propensity towards violence and were undermining American culture.
That mentality is kind of reflected in this next clip.
unidentified
I could go on in depth on that, the whole cultural thing.
This thing is coming apart.
There is no foundation there.
There is no cultural strength.
Yes, in a sense there is.
Because once a Mexican, always a Mexican.
The Mexicans are unified in that sense.
They're very nationalistic.
However, they will look for any reason and any excuse to move across that border.
Because they want to take the Southwest back.
jordan holmes
Fair.
alex jones
Any way you slice it, we are headed into insane times.
unidentified
Oh, absolutely.
dan friesen
So I kept that after that break there just because Alex had to respond.
Like, I had to make sure that he didn't say, how dare you?
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
He's on board with this.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So Glenn Spencer believes in this stupid Aztlan conspiracy.
That he's one of the major proponents of.
That believes that Mexicans are working together through their advocacy organizations like Mecha or La Raza in order to take back the Southwest.
They're coming to America specifically because they want to swing demographics so they can vote it back to Mexico.
This conspiracy is deeply racist.
jordan holmes
I, first off, love that.
dan friesen
To be fair.
jordan holmes
Conspiracy.
If they were doing that.
Brilliant.
dan friesen
To be fair, land was stolen.
jordan holmes
It is theirs.
So to put together a Scientology-esque guerrilla operation where you infiltrate an entire government in order to take back land.
dan friesen
It's pretty wild.
jordan holmes
I love it.
I think that's brilliant.
dan friesen
There are easier ways to do these things.
jordan holmes
There are a few.
Also, the idea of a white nationalist saying that they're very nationalistic.
dan friesen
Right, right.
As a negative.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Oh, they're very nationalistic.
Oh, man.
These guys, they want sovereignty and they want borders and they want their land back.
dan friesen
You're wrong.
I actually think that that's him tipping his cap to his enemy.
I think that there's a part of it.
I do.
jordan holmes
No, actually, yeah, I can see that.
I can see that now.
dan friesen
I think that's him saying, like, I fucking hate them, but I respect that they're nationalistic.
I kind of think that if you listen to that clip, I think that's a piece of it.
jordan holmes
I can see that.
dan friesen
So also, Glenn Spencer.
jordan holmes
I don't.
Before you go any further.
I despise the...
Glenn Spencer?
unidentified
Me too.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, absolutely.
But this is something that we talked about previously.
The propaganda of the status quo.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Which to me is that anti-immigrant politics.
He got into anti-immigrant politics.
dan friesen
Oh no, that was my term.
That was my term.
jordan holmes
Okay, well...
Don't use that.
dan friesen
I just use that as a fill-in because he's a racist.
jordan holmes
Right.
Exactly.
That, to me, is the propaganda of the status quo.
That idea of, like...
dan friesen
No, that's on me.
jordan holmes
No, that's fine.
dan friesen
No, you can take issue with my framing it that way, but I only did that because I was hearkening back to what Keith probably thought he was doing in the early 90s.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
That there probably was a kernel of it that he thought that there was a benign version of it.
But that might also be me expressing the same naivety.
jordan holmes
I was going to say, it's not like you came up with anti-immigrant politics.
You didn't invent that phrase.
dan friesen
No.
But I used it as...
jordan holmes
Or that nomenclature.
dan friesen
But I wasn't quoting some other place saying that's what he did.
That was my writing.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
I see what you're saying.
But, I mean, yeah.
Then in that case, I j 'accuse.
dan friesen
That's fair.
And I accept that criticism.
I don't think that that's what he was doing at all.
But I think that, I mean, on a just bare bones level, I do agree with the terminology because he is anti-immigrant.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
But I think there's a bigger picture to it.
jordan holmes
Factually accurate, I agree.
But you don't get involved in anti-immigrant politics.
You are in racist politics.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Because what do you mean anti-immigrants from everywhere?
dan friesen
Jordan, I would also like to say that when I write these things, there has to be a journey.
jordan holmes
I know.
I'm sorry.
unidentified
And if I just start with, this guy's a fucking huge racist.
jordan holmes
I know.
Eventually we get to that.
Which is, again, why I didn't think it was you.
Because generally...
When somebody uses anti-immigrant politics, they don't end with, this guy's a giant racist.
dan friesen
They're trying to minimize whatever his positions actually are.
jordan holmes
That's a New York Times thing to say.
That's what I meant.
dan friesen
The reason that I used it as I was writing this up was because there was a journey to go on of learning what those anti-immigrant politics were.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
And that's on me.
unidentified
No, no, no.
jordan holmes
I trust you when you say that we're going to end on racist.
dan friesen
If I ended it with...
He's anti-immigrant.
jordan holmes
Then you're fucked.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Then you can go fuck yourself.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Then you can fuck off.
dan friesen
That would be different.
Yeah.
Also, I should tell you, in late 2008, which is before he's on Alex Jones' show right now...
Spencer posted an essay on his website titled, quote, Is Jew-controlled Hollywood brainwashing Americans?
Question mark.
jordan holmes
That's actually a good question.
dan friesen
In it, he assured readers that he had Jewish friends, but added, quote, I fear, however, that this small handful of patriotic Americans are far outnumbered by liberal Jews who have now total control over our media.
So he's branched out at this point that he's on Alex's show.
From just being super against people who are coming from the border to now he's fucking doing the Jew stuff, too.
I mean, that's Infowars milieu.
jordan holmes
Yeah, anytime we start talking to this, eventually it comes back to that concept of the five Jew bankers.
That, like, run the world.
Oh, well, the media, they're not bankers.
They're the five Jew producers.
Or the bank, you know, like, anything.
dan friesen
There's always some catch-all.
No, that's not what I'm talking about.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Which, by the way, I don't think we have enough donations for the None Dare Call It Conspiracy to come out on time.
But it will still come out.
I'm not going to hold it ransom in some malicious way.
Of course not.
Man, there's so much of that in there.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Get ready for pages on pages of me deconstructing that.
jordan holmes
See, again, all this propaganda weirdly goes back and back and back to people just hating the Jews, man.
dan friesen
It's anti-Jew stuff and then misunderstanding communism.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Those two things, like vociferous anti-communism was such a scourge in the Cold War.
It was so bad.
The John Birch Society stuff was so damaging.
Actually, I want to tell you about this.
This is one thing that I found in my research that is so amazing.
A bunch of universities did a bunch of studies about people's opinions towards communism throughout the 60s and 70s into the 80s.
And they found that, of course...
As time went on, people had much less fear about communism as an ideology.
They actually, towards the end of it, they found there was at least an 8% affinity towards communism, which is something that none of these people would, like Alex Jones, would cop to.
But the funniest thing that I found is that they did a poll in 1974 about who the government should be spying on.
So they asked a bunch of different groups, like, should the government spy on them, yes or no?
jordan holmes
So, 74. 1974.
So we're well past McCarthy's end.
dan friesen
March 1974, this is when this came out.
So, the number one group that people said, yes, you should spy on them, was the American Communist Party at 74.9%.
Jesus.
Which is pretty high.
That's high.
That's pretty crazy high.
But at the same time, you know, what are you up to, communists?
I kind of understand in the 70s...
jordan holmes
I saw the Americans.
Does that make sense?
dan friesen
A lot of the countercultural people probably didn't have phones.
They could answer for the polls and stuff like that.
Right.
So number two at 74.7%, vigilante groups like the Ku Klux Klan.
So the KKK comes in just under...
jordan holmes
I like that they're close.
I don't like who's number one, but...
I'm feeling you 74. So far, we're doing 50-50.
dan friesen
Now, here's what's really fun.
You know who came in third?
The John Birch Society.
47.2% of respondents thought that the government should be spying on the John Birch Society.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
They got higher rating than the Students for Democratic Society, the SDS, which brought us the Weather Underground.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
dan friesen
And 1974 had just got done bombing a bunch of people.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So, like, they were more suspicious to the public than the SDS.
jordan holmes
Yeah, because the SDS isn't actually going to take over the government.
They were trying to change policies.
They weren't trying to infiltrate.
dan friesen
There's other groups like the Democratic Party, Republican Party, the ACLU, NAACP.
They're all below the John Birch Society.
I just thought that was really fun.
When I found that, I was like, ha ha, ha ha ha.
jordan holmes
It was weird that they added Fox News in that poll and it was number four.
It was crazy.
dan friesen
It's super weird.
jordan holmes
Fox News hadn't even existed.
dan friesen
So anyway, go fuck yourself, Glenn Spencer.
You suck.
For sure.
You are a monster.
But this is actually really fun.
So I wanted to make a supercut of this, but I couldn't because of time constraints.
I have started to notice that Alex says a bunch of things when the mics he thinks are off.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So, the only way you'd be able to know this is if you listen to all of the raw feeds and listen to the commercials.
Because it's coming out of commercial.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And he says this repeatedly.
alex jones
Initiate.
jordan holmes
Waging war on corruption.
unidentified
Alex Jones on the GCN Radio Network.
dan friesen
So that's coming back from commercial.
He just says, initiate.
I think that there's a part of him that thinks he's military or something like that.
There's a part, like, initiate.
He says that repeatedly coming out of commercial.
alex jones
Initiate.
dan friesen
Not like, let's go.
Or anything like that.
jordan holmes
Initiate.
I think he's a closet Star Trek fan.
dan friesen
Fine.
Whatever it is, I just thought it was kind of like...
I just thought it was worth noting.
jordan holmes
No, I like it.
I like it.
I think it's more fun if he's like a weird closet sci-fi...
Well, I mean, he talks about...
He talks about Star Wars.
He talks about...
He's all about science fiction.
All of his references are like...
What's real is actually what happened in...
dan friesen
That's why the two of you probably would be friends.
jordan holmes
No, we could never be friends.
dan friesen
Because you love Dune and Highlander so much, you could just relate that to his stupid ideas about Star Wars.
jordan holmes
Dude, I make two references in a week, and everybody thinks that I love Dune.
Okay, so it's many more references than that.
But I have more interest.
dan friesen
Do you want to talk- You had less references to Highlander.
I'm pimping you a little bit that way, but your Dune shit is getting- Dude, I could go so far on Dune.
You should get on our Facebook group.
Go home and tell your mother you're brilliant because there are people who want to talk to you about Dune.
jordan holmes
Okay.
All right.
dan friesen
And I can't help them.
jordan holmes
I'm not on Facebook, but we'll see.
dan friesen
All right.
Well, get on it so you can talk to them about Dune because I'm sick of it.
jordan holmes
Have you read Chapter House Dune?
dan friesen
I read Dune when I was younger.
jordan holmes
So it's a few thousand years after the God Emperor of Dune.
unidentified
Keep talking.
jordan holmes
I'm going to pee.
dan friesen
I'm going to pee.
I don't want to do this again.
jordan holmes
No, keep going.
dan friesen
I'm going to check the fuck out.
I read Dune when I was in seventh grade or something like that.
And I was like, this is a snooze.
This is a long walk.
jordan holmes
Such a long walk.
dan friesen
Such a big book.
jordan holmes
Do not disagree.
It's like anybody trying to convert to Judaism where I'm like, no, no, no.
You don't want to go through this.
You don't want to go through this.
Let it go.
dan friesen
Fair enough.
So, Jordan, we've got another guest coming up.
jordan holmes
A lot of guests.
dan friesen
I told you, this show is lousy with guests.
jordan holmes
It's lousy with guests.
dan friesen
And they are all the worst.
This guy might be worse than all of them.
alex jones
Alright, folks.
The next 30 minutes we're joined.
By Sheriff Richard Mack.
dan friesen
You know Sheriff Richard Mack?
jordan holmes
Already, any time he says, any time Alex says sheriff, it's going to be a bad day for me.
dan friesen
Yeah, man.
He's a sheriff.
jordan holmes
Because he's never like, oh, this sheriff helped save two puppies today.
It's never that.
It's always a sheriff that is like, I'm the ultimate law of the land.
dan friesen
Interesting you should say that.
jordan holmes
Oh, God damn it!
unidentified
And there's one person who I believe can stop this new world order.
His name is your county sheriff.
dan friesen
Oh, boy.
So that's what Richard Mack is about.
unidentified
His name is...
jordan holmes
How many counties are in the United States?
dan friesen
There's 3,000 sheriffs, I believe.
But also, counties aren't really...
They don't exist in every state.
There's parishes in Louisiana, and Alaska doesn't have counties at all.
The breakdown by state is very...
It's nonsensical to think that the sheriff is the law of the land.
jordan holmes
It's the ultimate law of the land.
dan friesen
But I should tell you...
jordan holmes
And for those states without a sheriff?
Too bad.
dan friesen
You didn't get a law of the land.
Richard Mack!
Dick is a board member of the Oath Keepers.
jordan holmes
Dick Mack is a board member of the Oath Keepers?
dan friesen
I should also tell you, he is one of, if not the main originator of the Constitutional Sheriff's Movement.
He's one of the guys who started this idea that the sheriff is the one who can save everybody.
jordan holmes
He's the proto-Arpaio.
dan friesen
Funny you should say that.
jordan holmes
No!
dan friesen
Barney should say that, because here's another drop.
chuck baldwin
Sheriff Joe Arpaio, who has endorsed my book, by the way, he's on the back of the book, he believes in all of this about the autonomy of the sheriff.
unidentified
Look what he has done.
dan friesen
That's a bad way to phrase it.
Look what he's done.
Look what he's done.
jordan holmes
I would like all of you, policy wonks, to elect me president.
I will have a vice president who is far more qualified than me.
However, as president, I will spend one day in office, and that day will be an executive order to murder Joe Arpaio.
dan friesen
And then piss in his throat hole.
jordan holmes
He needs to fucking die 20 years ago.
dan friesen
It's the worst.
jordan holmes
God damn it, that fucking piece of shit.
dan friesen
Fuck!
But it's not surprising that Joe Arpaio would be super on board with Richard Mack's idea that the sheriff is the ultimate law of the land because people like Joe Arpaio like to make their own little mini fiefdoms where they are king.
They like to abuse their power.
They like to create systematic abuse of people who are different and scare people about immigrants in order to justify things like not...
Investigating abuse.
Things like creating fake bomb scares in order to get himself re-elected.
Like, we've gone over this over and over again.
Look into Joe Arpaio's history.
jordan holmes
Never enough.
Never enough.
Joe Arpaio should fucking die.
dan friesen
There are very few, like, summary execution candidates, I believe, as someone who's, like, much more restrained than you.
And I believe that we should burn him alive.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah, for real.
Joe Arpaio is legitimately...
White supremacist.
And has done irrevocable damage to countless people.
The people who had to live in his fucking tent cities, I can't imagine what PTSD some of them had to go through and the lingering effects that has caused to the people in their lives.
I can't imagine the people he jammed up.
What happened to them throughout the...
The ripples that he's responsible for just because of his lust for power and just because of his desire to be the King Sheriff that Richard Mack is advocating for.
jordan holmes
He is at a level where I'm like...
I understand the Roman overlords who put people in a fucking bowl and lit it on fire.
dan friesen
Jordan, he's a living embodiment of the thing that Alex wants you to be afraid about about the globalists.
Yes, absolutely.
Joe Arpaio is that.
And because white people are not the people who are going to be hurt...
jordan holmes
He got a pardon!
unidentified
Exactly.
jordan holmes
He got a fucking pardon!
dan friesen
The pattern...
Is so fucking clear over and over and over again.
So now, I want to tell you about Richard Mack a little bit.
Richard Mack was a part of the Bundy standoff.
jordan holmes
Of course he was!
Why wouldn't he be?
Why wouldn't Dick Mack be there?
dan friesen
Sheriff Richard Mack, former sheriff at this point, was a part of the Bundy standoff, and because of that, he ended up a guest on Fox News.
I'll quote from an article about that.
jordan holmes
God damn it.
dan friesen
Appearing on Fox News is the real story.
On Monday, former sheriff Richard Mack said he and other protesters, quote, were already strategizing to put all the women up at the front.
If they're going to start shooting, it's going to be women that are going to be televised all across the world getting shot by these rogue federal officers.
So that, to me, takes away from the brutality of what the officers would have done if you were just putting the women up front in order to create some sort of monstrous image of them.
It's like, oh, isn't it terrible that they're killing the women?
Well, you put them up front in order for them to be killed.
What the fuck is going on?
What game are you playing?
This is so, like, he's pretending.
First of all, that never happened.
Second of all, the optics of that are not worth you getting your wife killed.
Like, what the fuck is going on here?
He cared more about the optics of pretending that the oppressive government that was going to kill them, that didn't kill them, was murderous, that he would put his wife in mortal danger.
He doesn't give a fuck about his wife.
jordan holmes
Well, what he's doing is he's saying, you know all those organic situations where the cops, the government, have murdered young women.
dan friesen
Oh man, that happens a lot.
When they're black.
jordan holmes
Children, everybody.
You know all those situations where white supremacists have wound up doing that?
Well, we're going to manufacture that.
That's what he's saying.
dan friesen
And let's not talk at all about all the times that white supremacists have killed tons of minorities and then been walked into jail.
jordan holmes
Ha!
We would never.
Do that.
There definitely aren't monuments to doing that in the United States.
dan friesen
There's definitely not Dylann Roof getting Burger King at the...
jordan holmes
Wanted Burger King.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, this would be fair.
I mean, look, I would say go Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich.
unidentified
I mean, granted, wrong thing for me to take issue with.
jordan holmes
We're such in a place where the world is so fucked up.
What do you even fucking say?
dan friesen
Literally the definition of gallows humor when I'm critiquing his choice of food.
jordan holmes
No shit.
dan friesen
So in 2014, Richard Mack ran for sheriff of Navajo County, Arizona.
Quote, we're going to make it a constitutional county and show everybody the blueprint for freedom.
And there's a lot more people running in other offices than me.
I'd say I'd run for sheriff.
We're going to give this one one more try.
The election is 2016.
I'm going to be moving there in the spring of 2015 so I can get ready for this.
You have about a year and a half to decide.
I'm dead serious about this.
If I can move there, so can you.
Postscript.
He lost that election to Democratic incumbent Kelly Clark by almost a 10-point margin.
jordan holmes
Good.
dan friesen
So now he...
Jordan, I wrote this paragraph, and I'm super proud of it.
Richard Mack was a hostile opponent of Obamacare, and then he had a heart attack while his wife was very sick.
They were self-employed and could not afford insurance.
With mounting medical bills, they started a GoFundMe to pay for their health care.
Jordan will be thrilled to learn that they did not reach their goal.
jordan holmes
Yes, I am.
Yes, I am.
dan friesen
I mean, they're a classic example of like...
jordan holmes
No, it's bad when everybody else does it.
It's fine whenever I do it.
Fuck off.
dan friesen
Yeah, absolutely.
And the only thing that makes me sad is that they had a $60,000 goal for their GoFundMe, and they reached $53,000, which is still too much.
But it is funny that they didn't hit their goal in some way.
It's still some way like, eh, go fuck yourself.
jordan holmes
It's also nice that they had a...
The real issue is they had a miscalculation by $10,000.
If they had $50,000, they would have been fine.
dan friesen
But it's also a coming-to-Jesus moment that never really happens.
I think that if you have this principle and you go through life like this and you're like, fuck.
People being able to afford insurance when they're self-employed.
Go fuck yourself, you stupid piles of shit.
Look at this Affordable Care Act.
I hate it.
Oh shit, I had a heart attack.
Everyone please give me money.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
The idea that you don't at that point realize why it's a problem and why this is very important for people.
jordan holmes
My dad gets social security benefits.
dan friesen
But it's remarkable.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to interrupt you.
unidentified
No, no, no.
Keep going.
dan friesen
But it's remarkable to me that that didn't cause him to be like, I get it now.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He's still on those.
I refuse to understand that I'm accepting what amounts to aggressive charity that could just be done systematically for everyone.
Yep.
We could all do this in a bigger way and take care of everyone instead of your going...
And GoFundMe getting an 8% cut or whatever.
jordan holmes
It's great.
Privatism.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Capitalism.
dan friesen
That doesn't need to happen.
Everyone knows it doesn't need to happen and he just doesn't learn his lesson.
But I'm sorry about your dad.
jordan holmes
No, it's just my dad is...
He receives Social Security benefits.
Right?
And yet he supports the GOP government that passed that massive tax cut.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
And what are they doing now?
Dan, I can't imagine that I have ever said this before, nor written about it extensively.
But their plan to pay for those tax cuts, I'll be goddamned if it isn't to cut Medicare and Social Security benefits.
dan friesen
They said they wouldn't.
jordan holmes
Oh, they said they would never touch it.
They said it would.
Oh, no.
Hey, Dan, we gotta balance that budget.
dan friesen
Everybody says a lot of things.
jordan holmes
We gotta balance that budget.
It's so important not to run $3 trillion deficits.
That's a terrible idea.
dan friesen
It's too bad there aren't other ways.
jordan holmes
Oh, it's so crazy that, for some reason, he voted against his own interests.
It's bananas.
dan friesen
It's crazy.
And that is the subversive way that the whites...
Are going to be punished along with the immigrants and the minorities and soon the gays.
jordan holmes
It goes back to Reconstruction Era South.
If you get poor white people and poor black people together, they're going to win.
So you divide poor white people and poor black people.
dan friesen
Which is why everyone was so mad at the Clintons in terms of the broken coalition.
unidentified
There you go.
dan friesen
In terms of bringing everyone together.
Exactly.
Now granted, at the same time, the idea of shifting more right in order to be more appealing towards the center is a problem, but that idea of bringing together all the disenfranchised groups and being like, I'll take care of you.
If you followed through with all of that...
That would be a winning strategy.
jordan holmes
It sure would!
I hope our current Democratic Party really learns that lesson.
Oh, we have the worst president in history and somehow the opposition party is going to fuck it up.
It's amazing!
dan friesen
It actually is very clear why that's happening.
No one knows how to deal with this.
unidentified
Like, why would...
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
People who have been in government for 10 years, 15 years, some of those assholes for like 20, 30 years.
Why would they know how to deal with this?
Why would they understand?
The situation that is unfolding.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Like, so when you have, like, everyone is super mad at the Democratic Party and the Democratic Caucus or whatever.
You know, like, the leadership.
And rightfully so.
You should be mad at them.
They're fucking idiots.
They're awful.
They're fucking the dog on this.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
But on the same, in the same breath, how could they not?
And that's not to say give them a pass.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
I know what you're saying.
Yeah, of course they don't understand it.
dan friesen
They're used to years and years of, like, things being different, and now things have changed.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And you'd hope that they'd be like, I got a wake-up call.
Let's get better.
jordan holmes
Not gonna happen.
dan friesen
But they won't, because, I mean, look, I mean, dude.
Spoiler alert.
Because Alex has had a couple of House representatives on his show as guests, I looked up their salaries.
And, like, House representatives.
Not even in the federal government.
House representatives in most states have $60,000, $70,000 a year salaries.
Why the fuck would they give a shit about anything?
They're like, eh, I'm cool.
I'm in this.
I'm in this.
I'm coasting.
I'm good.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
You know?
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
They're not touched by anything.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
dan friesen
Can you imagine being just in a government job for 30 years, 20 years where...
There's a very little chance you'll ever be voted out because oftentimes you don't have anyone even going against you.
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
And there is, in that government job, because it is so protected...
dan friesen
Lifetime health insurance.
jordan holmes
Billion percent chance you are going to make a shit ton of money corruptly.
Like, that is one of the arguments for paying representative...
Politicians more.
Is because if they were already rich, maybe they won't be as averse to corruption.
However, that's not true, as we already know.
dan friesen
I would say a better version is just oversight.
Regulation?
jordan holmes
Oh yeah?
Regulation?
Crazy.
Everybody hates that word.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, back on track.
jordan holmes
Back on task.
dan friesen
I'd say that Richard Mack sucks.
jordan holmes
Dickie Max.
dan friesen
And here's one level where he sucks by very, very...
He's misrepresenting the feel of the country in 2008 in the election.
And I think it's very specific why.
unidentified
The hopelessness that people felt during especially this last campaign.
The presidential election, I think, left so many people with a bad taste in their mouth of hopelessness.
And right now, I'm given a message that there is hope, and it is your county sheriff.
dan friesen
I would say that I never saw more hope than in 2008 during that election.
I never saw more people dancing in the streets.
I never saw more, in my lifetime, optimism.
The only people...
Who thought otherwise were people who were very scared about the idea of a black man becoming president.
jordan holmes
Do you mean that everybody was dancing in the streets because that day so many great county sheriffs were elected?
dan friesen
Oh my god.
jordan holmes
So many greats.
The greats of county sheriffdom.
You've got Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
dan friesen
You've got Toots Gregerson.
jordan holmes
Right, absolutely.
dan friesen
Out of Minitoba.
jordan holmes
Uh-huh.
dan friesen
You've got Toots Gregerson?
Out of Minitoba.
Love it.
Is that in Canada?
Is that a place?
Is that a place?
unidentified
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Are you thinking of Manitowoc?
unidentified
I don't know.
dan friesen
That took all the weight out of my sails.
jordan holmes
I'm sorry.
I actually wanted you to keep going.
dan friesen
I was going to try and come up with more names.
jordan holmes
I fucked it up.
I'm so sorry.
I wanted to hear like 30 more Toots McGregor names.
dan friesen
I got Toots McGregor and then my next one was going to be Dirk Tungsten.
jordan holmes
Dirk Tungsten is great.
dan friesen
That's just a shout out to Mystery Science Theater.
jordan holmes
Oh, I thought that was a knife and a weight of light bulbs.
dan friesen
It was Crow T. Robot's hardest name ever.
jordan holmes
Oh, is that...
dan friesen
Dirk Tungsten.
jordan holmes
That's Bill Corbett, I believe.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
He wasn't Crow?
All right.
dan friesen
Listen, so here's one thing that we got a couple more clips, and they're all fun from here on out.
We have dealt with all the guests, and they're very, very clear.
Consistent line of white supremacy and weird patriot ideology.
Like all of these guests, there is a thread that runs betwixt all of them, and it's not a coincidence they're all on this show that day.
jordan holmes
The Venn diagram is just a circle.
dan friesen
Now I should tell you, there's another thing that we've been tracking over the years, and that is that Alex Jones seems to be obsessed with killing dogs.
alex jones
Because he's basically slitting this woman's throat for the New World Order.
And he's doing it like a little dog.
It's like your dog looking up at you, and you take a gun, and it's smiling at you.
It's licking its lips for that one dinner, and you just...
That's basically what he's doing to this poor lady, like it's a little dog, just a poor little trusting person.
dan friesen
So, I find it hard not to think of Nonc when I hear him.
jordan holmes
Don't you think of Nonc?
dan friesen
I think he fucking shot Nonc in the head.
I'm not sure.
I'm just hearing this.
jordan holmes
I swear to God he killed Nonc.
dan friesen
He is singularly obsessed with this verbal picture of killing a dog that you don't want to kill.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But you gotta kill this dog.
jordan holmes
You gotta do it.
dan friesen
You gotta kill this fucking dog.
jordan holmes
There's nothing you can do.
dan friesen
In that circumstance that we just heard.
jordan holmes
I mean, sure, you can take him to a vet, but you don't know what the government is gonna do with that dog's remains.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
You gotta shoot it in the head.
dan friesen
Kill it.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
The dog would want it that way.
But also...
jordan holmes
I actually got that in a letter once.
dan friesen
In that story that he was telling right there, I didn't see any reason to kill that dog.
Do you want to listen to it again?
jordan holmes
It was like it was looking up at you with those puppy dog eyes and you had to kill it.
dan friesen
Let's listen again.
See if you can hear any reason to kill this dog.
alex jones
Because he's basically slitting this woman's throat for the New World Order.
And he's doing it like a little dog.
It's like your dog looking up at you and you take a gun.
And it's smiling at you.
It's licking its lips for that one dinner.
That's basically what he's doing to this poor lady.
Like it's a little dog.
Just a poor little trusting person.
dan friesen
There's no reason to kill that dog.
You are just murdering a dog.
jordan holmes
He's looking up at you hungry like a dog.
He's about...
He's about seven years old, so you know you've built a long relationship with it.
You love that dog.
dan friesen
It knows you too well.
jordan holmes
You know that dog trusts you.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
And it gives you every single benefit of the doubt.
And then it's just...
Anyways, free nonk.
dan friesen
I'll say the context of that is he's talking about a video of Obama having an open house, and a lady is like, hey, I'm having a real tough time, I'm homeless, and he's like...
Well, I hope that the policies that we are putting out can help you.
Let's talk to someone over there, see if we can talk after.
I don't know if I can address this in the forum that we're in.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
And he's like, he's trying to kill her like the dog.
But then, at the same time, I don't think that that's true in terms of what Obama did in that speech.
And then I also don't think that Alex presented...
If he'd been like, your dog is going to die anyway.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
There was none of that.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
dan friesen
He was just talking about killing a healthy dog.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
What he was describing is murder.
It was a woman who was hungry and who was homeless.
It is exactly like when you murder your dog because it's hungry.
dan friesen
And you can't afford it.
Obama didn't murder that lady.
jordan holmes
No, Obama didn't murder that lady.
Not quite like Alex murdered Nock.
dan friesen
Probably.
Or I can't even remember the other dog's name that he's brought up.
jordan holmes
Sandra Bullock, actually.
Calm down.
dan friesen
We were in Austin and we almost went to Sandra Bullock's house.
jordan holmes
That was close.
I didn't want to go.
Too much Nazi iconography.
dan friesen
So, we're going to end this on a coda.
Much like the end of Layla.
This is where we get to, like, after this entire episode where we have revealed Alex Jones' long-standing white supremacy that we cannot get away from anymore.
jordan holmes
Indeed.
dan friesen
This will be the northern light from now on.
I can't stress that enough.
This has pulled the scales from my eyes.
I see clearly now that Alex Jones...
For the longest time, has only had his principles in so much as they are eventually going to be applied to white people.
That is why he is afraid of X, Y, or Z. The vaccines, the camps, all of that stuff is only about like, they will do this to white people.
jordan holmes
Eventually.
dan friesen
He's not scared of that now because the white supremacist president is there now.
So now, in 2009, he really fucking needs money.
He doesn't have a daddy.
jordan holmes
He needs money.
dan friesen
He's got Ted Anderson, who's selling gold, and that's getting him some money, but it's clearly not enough.
jordan holmes
He's not a millionaire yet.
dan friesen
It's clearly not enough.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
alex jones
By the way, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to start pre-sales of the Obama deception today.
I'll be done with the film in a few weeks, and it'll be mass-produced and ship out.
dan friesen
He's not done with the film.
jordan holmes
Pre-sales.
dan friesen
Pre-sales.
unidentified
Please.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Give me money.
Film be done soon.
Be done soon.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
This is indicative of, like, I'm just trying.
I need some money.
And it spills through onto this next clip.
alex jones
Literally, we're like a Cape Canaveral rocket base.
And we are launching, you know, ICBMs at the enemy.
And we're trying to produce more info weapons and more powerful weapons to blow holes in the enemy.
And we are going straight into the enemy.
We are committed.
We are focused.
jordan holmes
I've got a guy who makes leads.
alex jones
I bring Ted Anderson up a couple times a week now because gold was $280 an ounce when I first started plugging it.
Now it's gone up to $930, $940, $950 today.
I haven't looked in the last few minutes.
It's up at $940 something.
930-something and rising.
And Ted doesn't really even make money doing this.
He buys the gold and silver when it's low and he sells it when it's low.
dan friesen
He doesn't even make money, man.
jordan holmes
He doesn't make any money out of this.
This isn't about a business.
This is about saving your finances.
dan friesen
This is about helping you.
jordan holmes
That's the worst sales pitch.
dan friesen
Of course.
jordan holmes
That's the worst sales pitch.
dan friesen
It works on a lot of people.
So, at the end of this, like, what we have is a load of white supremacist guests.
Jack McLean.
Glenn Spencer.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know enough about George Humphrey, but he seems like he doesn't think Obama's black enough.
That's tough.
jordan holmes
G-Humps.
dan friesen
Richard Mack.
Like, all of these people are fucking disastrous monsters.
In the same show that Alex shows his true colors, and at the end of the day, I mean, the reason we end the way we do it is because that's how he generally ends his shows.
Trying to get some money.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Trying to get some money.
Because all of this, at the end of the day, is about white supremacy.
But it's also about conning.
jordan holmes
It's about the con.
dan friesen
It's about the con.
jordan holmes
Except he believes...
dan friesen
It's a very effective con.
jordan holmes
He believes in the white supremacy first.
unidentified
Totally.
jordan holmes
And the con is built around that.
dan friesen
Totally.
And it's very effective, these days especially.
But that's why Jim Baker will never be as successful as Alex, because he doesn't hit those same buttons.
jordan holmes
God, we'd be such great white supremacist con men.
dan friesen
It'd be tough for me.
jordan holmes
We've got all the skills, Dan.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
What if we made a harsh turn?
dan friesen
Let's not do that.
jordan holmes
Look, policywalks, email knowledgefight at gmail.com if you want us to become white supremacists.
dan friesen
That joke has flown around the Facebook group.
unidentified
Has it?
dan friesen
Yeah, and I've thought about that.
But it would require us not being friends anymore because it would have to be a split.
If we faked that, you could not...
Come along with it.
jordan holmes
Oh, absolutely not.
I'm fucked in the white supremacy circles.
dan friesen
Your character would not allow...
unidentified
Uh-uh.
dan friesen
I could make a pivot and be like, I've read some things or something like that.
I could do that.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
But it would be the end of our friendship.
And then, how do I do this show after that point?
I thought about that.
Could I troll them?
unidentified
You thought about that?
dan friesen
Well, I thought about the idea of, like, could I possibly, like, transition this into trolling them as a long-term thing?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And then eventually revealing, like, well, first of all, again, like I said, our friendship would be over.
jordan holmes
Oh, no, yeah, no, I could not handle that.
dan friesen
And then all of our donors would leave, and then now I'm just fucked.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You gotta start from square one.
dan friesen
I just gotta hope white supremacists are generous.
I'm not ready to make that gamble.
Not ready.
jordan holmes
That's the new name for our show.
dan friesen
Anyway, if you'd like to find more about our show, you can at knowledgefight.com.
jordan holmes
If you are a white supremacist, you are not allowed to click the support the show button on knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen
Also, don't follow us on Twitter.
jordan holmes
Please don't follow us on Twitter at knowledge underscore fight.
dan friesen
Also, don't follow us at Facebook.
jordan holmes
Absolutely not.
dan friesen
Don't join our group.
Go home and tell your mother you're brilliant.
jordan holmes
If you are looking at iTunes and you want to leave a review, boy, go fuck yourself.
Don't need any of that.
dan friesen
Jordan, it's your turn.
And what's fun about this is I've left you with a cornucopia.
jordan holmes
A cavalcade of characters.
dan friesen
I've left you with a cheese plate in front of you.
jordan holmes
God, but you just cannot beat the constitutional sheriff.
dan friesen
I'm talking about Richard Mack?
jordan holmes
It just doesn't get worse than the idea of some asshole who wants to turn his fucking town.
Not like a province or a county.
He wants to turn a place filled with...
10,000 people into his own personal fucking kingdom where he runs the goddamn world.
There is no idea of the middle manager who gets a little bit too much power and abuses it to the point that it is untenable.
There is nobody worse than that fucking guy.
The manager at your office who's a dick.
Go fuck yourself, dick Mac.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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