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June 20, 2018 - Knowledge Fight
02:51:28
#171: Loosh and Let Live

Today, Dan tells Jordan about a very bizarre episode of Project Camelot where Kerry Cassidy interviews a real strange weirdo named Steve Kelley about how there is a demonic city under a museum in Los Angeles. This touches on everything, so strap it in.

Participants
Main voices
d
dan friesen
01:29:25
j
jordan holmes
45:21
k
kerry cassidy
07:44
s
steven d kelley
21:28
Appearances
Clips
a
alex jones
00:39
p
pastor david manning
00:02
t
tucker carlson
00:01
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
alex jones
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes who like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Indeed we are.
Dan?
dan friesen
What's up?
jordan holmes
Dan.
dan friesen
Hey.
jordan holmes
Dan.
dan friesen
Hello.
jordan holmes
If I was, uh, I don't know.
If I were...
dan friesen
Use the subjunctive.
jordan holmes
Alright, alright.
I apologize.
dan friesen
Were I to be...
jordan holmes
Were I to be someone utterly unfamiliar with...
dan friesen
A subjunctive.
jordan holmes
Podcasts?
Grammar?
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Love?
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
Just the general sense that life could be better.
dan friesen
I would say, first of all, the passive voice is spectacular.
Secondly, I would say that...
jordan holmes
I would say I don't understand that.
I don't know anything about grammar.
dan friesen
Can't help you on love.
I'm a robot.
jordan holmes
There we go.
dan friesen
But I can tell you that this is a podcast where I know a lot about Alex Jones, and this guy over here doesn't know anything about him, and you should listen to it.
Give it a shot.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
Perfect.
That bit was executed to perfection.
dan friesen
It was not bad.
Before we get going with today's episode, just got to address a slight elephant in the room.
We did try and record on Monday night and got into a little bit of a row.
A little bit of a fight.
And enough people were watching and are going to listen to the show that I feel like it's appropriate that we address.
jordan holmes
We should at least talk about it.
dan friesen
Because I do think that I got a couple messages that were nice from people being like, hey, don't worry about stuff.
I don't think necessarily that people understood that I wasn't mad at you.
I wasn't mad at you interrupting me.
That's kind of our dynamic.
jordan holmes
A little bit.
dan friesen
To the extent of in the chat room, they have a drinking game and one of the things is when I physically have to wait to talk.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
dan friesen
It's not that I'm unfamiliar with that dynamic between us, or even that it bothers me.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
But I think a lot of people might have thought, like, Dan and Jordan are fighting, they're mad at each other, they're not going to be friends or something like that, and that's...
jordan holmes
Oh, good God, no.
dan friesen
What was going on is we were having a conversation about the children in concentration camps.
Yes.
Concentration camps, use whatever language you prefer that seems fitting.
But you were talking about how you aren't sure if this was really that new.
In terms of atrocities that the United States commits.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And, of course, other countries, but, you know, since we live in the United States, it isn't that...
And I was trying to butt in to disagree with you, because I don't necessarily think...
What we ended up talking about after we turned off the recording was what I was probably trying to get to say, which was the lack of a justifiable explanation for this.
The lack of plausible deniability that we have in, like, when a drone accidentally, in heavy quotes, kills a child when it's trying to aim at a terrorist.
Like, there's some sort of psychological buffer that you can make in your head that allows you to, like, move on past it.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Whereas this has no buffer like that at all.
jordan holmes
Nope, this is just abject cruelty.
dan friesen
So you were making your point, and I tried to butt in to sort of disagree with it.
To make that point, or to sort of include that in the conversation, and then you steamrolled right through into how there should be no government, and how maybe borders are a bad idea, and shit like that.
And it just made me so mad because...
I didn't get to say the thought that I wanted to say.
I just disagreed with you on your road towards an extreme position.
It was going to paint me in the box, like I've explained to you, that I was a centrist on children's freedom.
And I'm not thrilled.
I can take it when someone wants to levy accusations of Dan being a centrist.
I mean, I'm a big boy.
I don't care.
I can take my lumps.
And I can debate things with people.
But I really, in terms of this situation and this story, I have no interest in that branding.
I have no time for it.
Even people who mean it well.
None of this is to say that you were intentionally behaving in a way that would put me in that box.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Or anything.
It's not mad at you.
I'm not mad at the hypothetical listeners.
I was just super frustrated and dealt with it poorly by throwing my headphones on the table.
jordan holmes
Well, that's where, like, when I'm trying to think through that thought, which was something that I've been thinking about the whole day, and I've...
dan friesen
I could tell you were doing a bit.
jordan holmes
I was just trying so hard to get to, like, this...
Reconciliation of it.
Because you're absolutely right.
One of the big reasons that this is so much different is despite all of the cruel acts that America has committed.
And continues to commit.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
Kind of a thing.
jordan holmes
This one is just so...
It isn't different, and yet it is so massively different.
dan friesen
I'm certain if someone, like a historian, were to sit down and really go over examples, there's got to be another few that are just as bad.
jordan holmes
Yeah, of course.
dan friesen
But in our lifetime, it doesn't...
It does feel uniquely shitty.
Right.
I'm not sure...
I'm fine saying that and acting on it now.
I'd probably need to sit with those feelings for a little while to know if I fully support that.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
I'm not sure if it matters.
But, you know, it's hard.
And the other thing that I think is particularly hard about it, too, is that, like, not to say we called this or anything like that, but I think one of the things that we've gone over over and over again is, like...
Hey, Alex Jones is representative of this tide.
He is a voice of white nationalism.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
What you're seeing is othering of particularly Muslims and immigrants.
And it's not to say, like, it feels really terrible because, hey, even we couldn't stop this.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Or anything like that.
jordan holmes
Right.
No, I totally understand where you're coming from.
dan friesen
There is a marked feeling of impotence around it, and that is kind of a bummer.
And I don't know if that has any place of ego in it or anything, but it just kind of, everything, everything really sucks.
And then the other thing that we talked about when we turned things off was the feeling of inability to do anything.
Like, even a desperate, an awareness that the situation is desperate and we need to act.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
The ability to make any concrete change feels very difficult.
And there are things we can do.
There's a rally.
There's protests that will be taking place.
There's organizations people can donate to.
jordan holmes
Yeah, a couple of organizations that...
No, continue.
dan friesen
I just want to say that it feels very desperate, and it feels desperate even to do these things and having done these things.
It doesn't feel like you're really making a difference, but it does matter.
It does matter to do those things or do something, because what Alex Jones would advocate is a feeling of powerlessness in the face of this giant behemoth evil.
And that's stupid.
Direct action is always possible, even if it feels like it does nothing.
Should do something.
jordan holmes
Well, that's one of the organizations that I...
There are a couple that I looked into today that...
dan friesen
I say nothing about these organizations.
I didn't look into them.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
I will stand by your assessment, though.
jordan holmes
There are a couple of organizations that I research that are direct action.
You know, they're not like the Red Cross where they have an operating budget or anything like that.
Like, I don't fuck around with that.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
The first was the Legal Aid Justice Center.
Which is entirely devoted to getting migrant children representation.
Great.
Because if they've been separated from the parents, 70% of them or something like that have nobody.
So they have no representation.
They have nothing in the court.
dan friesen
Nor rights, necessarily.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
And then the other one...
dan friesen
Like an attorney at all.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
And then the other one was, I think it's actually becoming somewhat popular.
It's R-A-I-C-E-S.
dan friesen
I've seen people post that on Twitter.
jordan holmes
The big reason that I liked them a lot is because they are putting it not just towards legal defense, but also towards a permanent bail fund.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Or a bond fund.
dan friesen
That's great.
jordan holmes
So, if it costs five grand to get out of prison to see your kid, And you don't have five grand, well, then you just stay there.
With this permanent bond fund, because bonds aren't, you know, it's not like a purchase.
If everything goes well, you get the money back.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
So if a bond fund is set up sufficiently, it can operate indefinitely.
And that's one of the big things that I feel like we should do.
dan friesen
Great.
jordan holmes
The other thing is I think we should all buy guns and what?
That one was a bit.
dan friesen
Okay.
So anyway, that is the first nine minutes of our episode.
unidentified
Yep, yep.
dan friesen
And now we're back.
And I think that we needed...
I think we did the right thing by bailing on the episode because...
As we revealed, and I will reveal in a moment here, this is going to be a Project Camelot episode.
There's no reason to have that kind of negative cloud hovering over what's supposed to be a jolly good time.
jordan holmes
Yeah, we are absolutely going to enjoy the fuck out of this episode.
dan friesen
Oh, and you will.
jordan holmes
I can't wait.
dan friesen
You might actually not.
I might not!
Because of how much I'm going to enjoy.
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, if you enjoy it, that means research and words.
dan friesen
Oh, man.
Words, Dan!
jordan holmes
All this passive voice.
dan friesen
This episode actually is...
I'm going to hit on to two things that I've done extensive amounts of research in in the past, and it just happens to converge in one person.
jordan holmes
Oh, perfect.
dan friesen
It's so much stupidity.
jordan holmes
You've fallen in love.
dan friesen
More or less with the city of Austin.
jordan holmes
There it is!
That's right!
dan friesen
Thank you so much to everybody in Austin.
We were there on Friday.
The live episode came out on Monday.
First of all, appreciate all the positive reviews of the live episode.
The positive reviews would be impossible without the help of the people who...
Helped us set up and make that a reality.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
And so just before we get gone, I'd like to, instead of thanking any donors today, I'd like to give some thank yous to the folks in Austin who really facilitated this shit, along with yourself, Jordan.
jordan holmes
Ah, fuck off.
You picked the perfect episode.
dan friesen
But that's not as much of the work as coordinating.
jordan holmes
Ah!
All we had to do was fly down there.
dan friesen
That's true.
jordan holmes
That's because the people on the ground in Austin, John, Doug, Rory, Max, everybody on the ground who made that show possible, it was the most fun, nerve-wracking, insane couple of days I think of my entire life.
dan friesen
It was spectacular.
And because of that quadrum for it.
jordan holmes
Quadrum for it?
dan friesen
I don't think that's the right word.
Quadrum?
jordan holmes
Quimber?
dan friesen
Four Musketeers.
Three Musketeers plus D 'Artagnan.
Because of their help, it was just a spectacular time.
And in recognition of that, I would like to announce that all four of them are now officially raptor princesses.
unidentified
Yay!
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Four stars.
alex jones
Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
pastor david manning
Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
alex jones
Daddy Shark.
Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.
unidentified
He's a loser little titty baby.
alex jones
I don't want to hate black people.
I renounce Jesus Christ.
unidentified
I know how to read.
alex jones
I am out of control.
I've never really seen a lot of white racism in my life.
I really haven't.
I bet you money there are few living black people that have been abused by white people as much as I have been abused by black people.
Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, both those guys were complete badasses.
Complete studs.
unidentified
Welcome to McDonald's.
May I help you?
I'm Benny Sanders.
dan friesen
Thank you so much, Austinites.
jordan holmes
It's so prophetic, isn't it?
His admiration for Hitler and Stalin as being complete badasses, and you're like, well, he's being facetious, and then we get our own, and he's like, oh yeah, no, no, no, he loves him.
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
dan friesen
That's also because Hitler and Stalin were white.
jordan holmes
That's true!
dan friesen
That's why he doesn't say that about Mao.
jordan holmes
That's true.
That's true.
dan friesen
So I think that's got to be a piece of it.
jordan holmes
He would totally be against the immigration policy if Obama was doing it.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, if Obama was doing all this Holocaust shit, he would be like, Hey, he's coming after our people!
That whole thing.
dan friesen
Or if it was, like, whites coming in from the South or something like that.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
It's all just...
jordan holmes
Totally fine.
dan friesen
It's all...
It's all baby steps towards ethnic cleansing.
jordan holmes
It's all rooted in white supremacy.
dan friesen
And ethnic cleansing.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
So, I want to get...
I don't want to minimize that stuff.
And I'm sure Alex is saying some horrible stuff about it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I can't deal with that.
dan friesen
I don't want to listen to it.
I don't care to hear him defend these policies.
jordan holmes
I don't want to hear anybody defend this shit.
dan friesen
I don't want to hear...
Someone posted in the Facebook group about how he's talking about Space Force.
I don't give a shit.
I don't want to hear about Space Force from him because I have other people to tell me about it.
steven d kelley
And I'll tell you something about our Jedi work, okay?
It's not just killing.
unidentified
Ooh.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
So that is an Azcon text drop.
jordan holmes
It is not just killing.
dan friesen
Nope, but it is partially killing.
jordan holmes
Well, Jedi gotta kill.
dan friesen
Gotta kill.
jordan holmes
Hey, they don't want to.
They don't want to, Dan, but sometimes you gotta.
dan friesen
It's like what you learn in episode one of Game of Thrones.
Sometimes you gotta kill.
And when you put a death sentence down, you gotta kill that person yourself.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's true.
dan friesen
Ned teaches.
jordan holmes
Ned actually was a Jedi.
dan friesen
Yeah, he was.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
He was.
Very low-tech Jedi.
So, Jordan, like I said, today is an episode of the PC, the Project Camelot.
unidentified
Hell yeah.
dan friesen
And every episode of Project Camelot begins the exact same way, with Carrie Cassidy saying her name.
So we will never forget.
unidentified
That it's not something other than Carrie Cassidy.
kerry cassidy
Hi, everyone.
I'm Carrie Cassidy from Project Camelot, and very happy to be here tonight.
I have a very good old friend.
Haven't heard or seen from him in a long time, and he spoke at one of my conferences.
He's a wonderful researcher.
An investigator.
And I'm going to bring him on the screen here now, Stephen Kelly.
Stephen, say hello to everyone.
unidentified
Hi, Carrie.
Hey, Steven!
jordan holmes
Hey, Steven!
dan friesen
How you doing, Steve?
jordan holmes
Join the club!
How's Carrie doing?
She's really excited.
She's feeling it.
dan friesen
She's good.
jordan holmes
This means, if she's excited, which you can tell by the sound of her voice.
dan friesen
He's a wonderful researcher, and she's thrilled to have him on the show.
jordan holmes
Thrilled to have him on in that wonderful monotone that she has.
dan friesen
Oh, man, I'll tell you what.
This guy is, like, we've been...
jordan holmes
What do you got?
dan friesen
I don't know how to put this into words.
Because you know what?
Every single time we meet a new person through Project Camelot, I'm sure my response is, we found a real crazy camera.
Like, I always think we've outdone ourselves.
jordan holmes
It's almost like there's a thread.
dan friesen
Yeah, but this guy is like a really unique version of crazy for this show.
Alright.
jordan holmes
Is he random pants crazy?
dan friesen
I think he's crazier than a diamond gusset pair.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
What he is is, like, this...
He gives me multiple feelings.
Whereas, like, there's other people...
Like, Mark Richards doesn't give me multiple feelings.
He gives me, like, that guy's a murderer and he's having fun in prison.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, that...
That's all I got on him.
jordan holmes
It's a very extreme two feelings, but yeah.
dan friesen
Right, right.
Some of these other guys, like a Randy Kramer, he's that other space pilot guy.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I was like, eh, that guy, you know, he's just making up a past for himself because he had a do-nothing 20s.
jordan holmes
He had a rough go.
dan friesen
He had a do-nothing decade in his 20s, and now he's like, well, actually, I was in space.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
But they brought me back to my body the exact moment I left.
unidentified
It's crazy.
dan friesen
I'm like, I understand you gotta reclaim some time.
I had some bad years, too.
I get it.
Like, that sort of thing.
This guy, Stephen Kelly...
I got so many feelings about him.
I don't even know how to tell you ahead of time.
There's hilarity.
There's so many others.
This is going to be a mess.
jordan holmes
We're going to get the full gamut of human emotion today?
dan friesen
Yeah, absolutely.
You might be wondering, though, why is he on the show?
Why is Carrie having him on?
jordan holmes
Is he a Jedi?
dan friesen
Well, we're going to get to that.
We're going to get to that much later.
jordan holmes
Much later?
dan friesen
Much later.
jordan holmes
Well, of course, it takes a while to get up to Jedi.
dan friesen
And he doesn't want to reveal those sorts of things.
jordan holmes
He's a Padawan at the beginning of the episode.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
So we get to Carrie explaining why she's having him on again, because he was on way in the past.
And then she tries to distance herself from some of his ideas.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Immediately.
jordan holmes
Okay.
kerry cassidy
Well, I was going through my library, and I realized that somehow my audio interviews with you seemed to have disappeared.
And we did get hacked.
dan friesen
No, you didn't.
kerry cassidy
We don't know what happened to some of the radio shows.
They disappeared.
So I thought I'd bring you back on, and it may seem like we're going over old business, but it's still current, so it's all good.
steven d kelley
Yeah, well, you know, I think it was November.
2012, when the whole 2012, 2012, 2012, whatever 2012 happened is when I really came out with this, and I think that's when you became aware of all that.
So yeah, it's been at least a good one out of six years now that we've been doing all this stuff.
kerry cassidy
Right.
Actually, I think it was before that that we were in touch, but it's been a while.
unidentified
It's been a while!
jordan holmes
So it's been a while, and there's definitely a right, which is not a good tone of voice.
dan friesen
Well, it's because he kept saying 2012-12, 2012-12, 2012-12, 2012-12.
jordan holmes
You remember the 2012-12-12.
dan friesen
This guy is talking about Nabooru coming back and what have you.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
He has not left that tip, even though it's all good.
jordan holmes
Still on Nabooru.
Isn't that gone?
dan friesen
He might believe that 2012 did happen.
jordan holmes
Didn't it?
But the deadline is passed.
unidentified
Oh, it's passed.
dan friesen
There's no doubt about that.
jordan holmes
And he's not redoing the deadline?
He's just like, no, no, no, you guys weren't paying attention.
It did happen.
dan friesen
I can't explain to you what he means exactly by this, but the fact that he's doing that dance means either...
He knows it was wrong, but now he has such a good sense of humor about himself that he's like, I could make fun of myself for it.
Or he still believes, because a lot of people do, that their predictions weren't wrong, but there was like a wave of waking up that happened on December 20...
No, 25th is Christmas.
December 21st, 2012.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
That was like that awakening.
That's the date of the beginning of the awakening that's still happening.
jordan holmes
Okay.
It's a long awakening.
dan friesen
Right, right.
Also, I know I've got so much fun.
unidentified
The awakening of what?
dan friesen
The people.
unidentified
How does that relate to the end of the world?
dan friesen
I don't understand.
jordan holmes
Did we wake up too much?
dan friesen
No, no, no, no, no. 2012 was never about the end of the world.
That's just Roland Emmerich movies.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
That's just nonsense.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
December 25th, again, it's Christmas.
December 21st, 2012.
jordan holmes
The birth of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
No, it's about the end of the Bakhtun.
unidentified
It's the end of the...
jordan holmes
Right, right.
dan friesen
It's the beginning of the new phase in the Mayan calendar, and everybody interpreted it as the end of the world, but it's actually just a cycling over of a new...
jordan holmes
It's a rebirth.
dan friesen
The Age of Aquarius, if you will, or something along those lines.
That's the way a lot of these dudes would try and rationalize it.
Although they did have a lot of fun with the Doom porn around that time with all the Planet X's coming back.
jordan holmes
Pretty good stuff.
dan friesen
Planet X is going to hit the world.
I can't wait.
I saw the fifth element.
jordan holmes
It's going to be awesome when Planet X hits the world.
dan friesen
It's going to be crazy.
At this point, we get Carrie asking, Steve.
I'm going to call him Steve, even though he goes by Steven.
Asking Steve for some of his credits.
jordan holmes
Disrespectful bastard.
dan friesen
Hey, look, I've spent a lot of time with this guy at this point.
jordan holmes
Okay, okay.
All right.
dan friesen
So she asks for his bona fides and his credits, and then we get to hear a pretty familiar thing.
It's real weird.
kerry cassidy
So, anyway, you are...
What you call yourself is an ex-contractor for the NSA and the CIA.
Can you explain that in a little more detail for people?
unidentified
All right.
steven d kelley
Real quick, that means I am not a CIA agent, NSA agent.
I never worked for Langley or any of these places like that.
What I did do is I was a contractor.
I worked and built.
I was sort of like an employee for these cowboy agencies that they set up on the side out there.
And, of course, the CIA, when they do operations, half the time, everybody is disposable.
The whole operation is disposable.
So I was one of those disposable people.
I got involved with the Ali North people.
dan friesen
Of course.
alex jones
Right.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
Then I got involved in Iran Contra.
jordan holmes
That's a normal progression!
That's how it works.
I was an expendable guy, and then Oliver North came along, and he was like, you get the hard rice.
dan friesen
All of these guys are mixed up with Ollie North.
alex jones
All of them.
dan friesen
Every single one of these assholes somehow is involved with the Iran-Contra scandal, and they're all lying.
jordan holmes
Which is the weirdest thing to lie about!
No, it's not.
Why would you want to be part of the Iran-Contra scandal?
dan friesen
It's because there's so many...
It's so definite.
It definitely happened.
jordan holmes
It did definitely happen.
dan friesen
Enough people have had to go on record and say, this is real, but also lie about the exact...
That you have this wiggle room of people who will never tell the whole truth, but enough truth is out there that you can be like, I was mixed up in that shit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And no one will ever be able to confirm it, but it has so much more credibility than to say, I was in a space battle.
Or something like that, because I don't believe that space battle happened.
I do know that Iran-Contra did happen.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
So that's why they play this game.
It's the same reason why you would say...
I'm a part of the NSA.
I was an NSA contractor, because they're never going to confirm or deny that.
Instead of saying, like, I'm a part of X, Y, or Z program that, like...
You're just making up.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
You just make up a program.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
And you're like, what are you talking about?
Well, Carrie would believe him.
jordan holmes
Well, in the 80s, the Dollar General stores, I don't know if you knew this.
dan friesen
It was an actual militia?
jordan holmes
Yeah, they actually had a secret space program that was run by General Dollars.
That's the weird thing about the name.
They tricked people by transposing it.
dan friesen
The Dollar General?
jordan holmes
But General Dollars ordered so many of us.
And I was only just born.
I was just born at the time.
But because of the way that the Dollar General works, they have...
I'm out.
I'm out.
I ran out of Carrie Cassidy lies.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
That's all I got.
dan friesen
That's fine.
But that's why...
jordan holmes
I was just really excited about General Dollars.
dan friesen
That's fun.
But that gives you some reason why all these people bring up the Ollie North shit.
That's why Larry Nichols brings it up.
That's why this guy does...
I think at least two other people I've heard on Project Camelot.
It was a big operation.
It couldn't have been that big.
jordan holmes
There were thousands of people working on it.
dan friesen
Now, Steve, his business is lasers.
I should tell you that.
unidentified
Right, right, right, right, right.
jordan holmes
Which is why Oliver North is now the head of the NRA.
unidentified
Oh, that makes sense.
jordan holmes
Because he needs lasers.
Mm-hmm.
dan friesen
Laser sights for guns.
jordan holmes
They hired him to take the NRA into the future.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
And space battles.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
jordan holmes
With lasers.
dan friesen
No, no, no.
jordan holmes
And they're going to run illegal lasers next.
dan friesen
I don't think these are, like, war lasers.
Like, I don't think this is a laser that can hit you.
The only thing I've seen that Steve seems to have made are, like, lasers for gun sights.
jordan holmes
Oh, like laser bullets.
dan friesen
Like a targeting laser.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
jordan holmes
All right.
Less interesting.
dan friesen
I'm not positive that I can find any proof that he even knows anything about high-end lasers.
jordan holmes
Right.
Well, I mean, it's like the light.
You put it through a crystal.
It is like light.
It's so like light.
Whatever you understand about light, it's pretty much the same stuff.
dan friesen
It's true.
So, of course...
Steve was involved with Ollie North.
jordan holmes
I'm loving you calling him Steve.
dan friesen
Of course he was.
steven d kelley
I'm loving it.
dan friesen
Now, would you be surprised to learn that he was involved with a bunch of other mysterious groups?
jordan holmes
I am not.
steven d kelley
And then, of course, after dealing with them, I worked with the CIA again, but I did get involved with Billy Meyer people and all that, his business with the Pleiadians and the UFOs.
jordan holmes
Right.
steven d kelley
That led to even all kinds of more crazy stuff with the secret agencies and eventually got hooked up to Templars, Bilderbergers, and the people under the Getty that I call the Caber, which don't really have anything to do with government per se, but I guess they're closer to the Cabal, the New World Order, those people.
dan friesen
Okay.
So let me check my watch.
That's everyone.
jordan holmes
All right.
I was originally a contractor working for a cowboy agency.
unidentified
Blah, blah, blah.
jordan holmes
Then I got mixed up with Oliver North.
Now, somehow that went south.
I still don't know the details.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
So then I just go back to the CIA.
You know, they always take people back.
dan friesen
Yeah, sure.
jordan holmes
That's the CIA's policy.
Get all back in here.
dan friesen
One time I quit my job at a movie theater when I was an usher just because I got mad at the boss one night.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And then like two days later, I was like, hey, look, I over...
Overreacted.
Do you mind if I come back?
He's like, get in here.
jordan holmes
Yeah!
dan friesen
It's kind of the same thing as the CIA.
unidentified
It's the same thing!
jordan holmes
Oh, sure, you committed treason or whatever.
Get on back in here!
dan friesen
You were involved in a national disgrace where you were selling guns.
jordan holmes
So then, by working with the CIA, I of course got hooked up with the Pleiadians.
dan friesen
Pleiadians.
unidentified
Pleiadians.
dan friesen
And the Meyer, Billy Meyer people.
jordan holmes
Yes, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
We are not going to not talk about it.
jordan holmes
I like his life.
It's like him just bouncing around from secret agency all bored about it.
Like, oh yeah, I was with the Space Mancers and I fought them and then I went back to the NSA and they were like...
dan friesen
Then in came the Templars.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Well, the Templars are always going to swoop in.
dan friesen
Yeah, they're swoopy.
So, what do you know about Billy Meyer?
He was an assassin?
jordan holmes
In the age-old battle between the Assassins and the Templars?
No.
dan friesen
Billy Meyer is a Swiss dude.
jordan holmes
He's a Swiss dude.
dan friesen
Yeah.
He's a Swiss conman.
jordan holmes
All right.
Well, that I can assume.
dan friesen
And UFO guy.
jordan holmes
What is a Jedi but not a conman?
dan friesen
Fair enough.
jordan holmes
You know what I'm saying?
They wave their hands.
They make you believe things.
That's con.
That's a con.
dan friesen
Here is a UFO.
So he's most famous for his very easy-to-debunk hoax photos and videos of UFOs and the like.
You've probably seen a bunch of them.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
His photos have generally been proven to be just the result of him taking a photo of a photo that NASA had put out.
And making it look like the exposure was different and the flash was different.
You know, like NASA puts out tons of animations of what their missions are going to be.
He would just take pictures of the animations and say that he took those pictures from a spacecraft.
And shit like that.
jordan holmes
That's great.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's pretty awesome.
jordan holmes
That is not a hard con to pull.
dan friesen
Even in many cases, he would take pictures of sci-fi movies that were playing on his TV and claim that they were aliens and shit like that.
I want to know which ones!
jordan holmes
What's this guy's taste?
dan friesen
I saw a couple examples that people found that were like all the points of similarity.
Right, right, right.
And you wouldn't know what they were.
They were old, old movies.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
How does he feel about the Natalie Portman film Annihilation?
I want to talk about that film so much and nobody has seen it.
dan friesen
He's taking a bunch of pictures of it.
jordan holmes
I believe it.
It's got a bear that talks like a person?
Oh, so good.
dan friesen
One picture he put out claimed that it was of Pleiadian women, two of them.
It turned out to be a blurry picture of two of the members of the showgirl group, the Gold Diggers, from one of their appearances on the Dean Martin show.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
This guy is a huge mess.
His videos purporting to show UFOs in action are the product of him making little models and using forced perspective.
Cinematographers have explained how he does it, and his ex-wife has even come out and pointed out that in one of his most famous videos, she recognized their home's trash can lid as being part of the spaceship.
unidentified
So he's like Ed Wood.
jordan holmes
This is what we're dealing with.
We're dealing with a guy who has big dreams.
He's got big dreams, and everybody is just pulling him down.
dan friesen
You need to pump the brakes on that, because that's how it feels right now.
Things are going to turn real quick.
He's also claimed to have been in contact with aliens for decades, at least dating back to the 1940s.
Most of them that he talks to...
jordan holmes
How old is he?
dan friesen
He is old as shit.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
And he's got a giant beard.
I'm shocked he's not dead, quite frankly.
Most of the people he talks to, or aliens he talks to, are of the Pleiadian persuasion.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
The website BillyMeyerUFOResearch.com has an amazing archive of his transcribed conversations with these aliens, and not surprisingly, what you find is a veritable goldmine of fraudulent predictions and prophecies.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Mixed in with things that never happened or came to pass are predictions he claims were made in, for example, 1975, about a thing that was supposed to happen in 1977, but the prediction mysteriously was never printed.
unidentified
It happened.
dan friesen
Yeah, so there's just tons of stuff like that.
jordan holmes
Well, what he did was he wrote it on an envelope in invisible ink and then put it in a bank deposit box.
That way he wouldn't alter the future as it occurred, since he knew what was going to happen.
The bank lost it, as is when they were exchanging one of their vaults.
dan friesen
All the time.
jordan holmes
When the bank was like, oh, we've got to upgrade this vault, they lost this.
Invisible ink envelope.
dan friesen
Could be.
jordan holmes
And then he found it in 95 when the Pleiadians phased into...
Oh, dude, this is awesome!
I got the phase!
dan friesen
So what do you think about Billy Meyer so far?
jordan holmes
He's great.
dan friesen
Okay.
Also, Billy...
jordan holmes
I think he's a winner.
dan friesen
Also, Billy Meyer claims to be an avatar of the Great Prophets in the lineage of Enoch, Elijah, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Jesus, Muhammad, and then Billy Meyer.
jordan holmes
Wait, it's those?
dan friesen
That's it.
jordan holmes
That's the ones?
unidentified
That's the list.
jordan holmes
That's the ones.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
He hit them all.
dan friesen
He claims that a German guy sent him a fragment of a text he'd bought in the Egyptian black market that said, quote, I am the herald of truth, and in this mission I will once again, amongst important times, be by the names of Elijah, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Emmanuel, which is Jesus, Muhammad, Billy.
jordan holmes
It literally says Billy.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It says Billy.
dan friesen
It says Billy.
jordan holmes
He thinks he bought a thing from the Egyptian black market that just says Billy on it.
dan friesen
It says Billy.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
All those names in a row.
Muhammad, Billy.
So I shall serve the people as prophets seven times and tell their way of thinking changes to that of the heated creation's law and directives.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
Billy showed this fragment to the Pleiadians who were astounded and confirmed it to be accurate at about 8,500 years old.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
Accurate.
8,500 years old!
dan friesen
This guy.
jordan holmes
You know what's crazy?
There is Siddhartha, Gautama, so many Buddhas, and then Jim.
dan friesen
Jimmy.
jordan holmes
Jim.
He's a great Buddha.
Jim the Buddha, they call him.
dan friesen
Jim is even less offensive because Billy is so colloquial.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's true.
dan friesen
It's so familiar.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
Billy.
You imagine a papyrus text from 8,500 years ago that says Billy.
unidentified
I don't even think that was a term for goats 8,500 years ago.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
So, you know the next, they've already kind of, this is on the down low, but the next Dalai Lama, Davey.
Davey the Dalai Lama.
dan friesen
Aiden.
Yep.
jordan holmes
Brayden.
Aiden Brayden is actually his full name.
dan friesen
The point of this, though, dude, is that behind the ostensibly harmless UFO fund, Billy Meyer is running a doomsday cult.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
He tells his followers that the end times are near, and his clearly fake photos and videos are the proof that he is the one that the all-powerful aliens have chosen to guide humanity towards survival.
jordan holmes
Good call.
dan friesen
Needless to say, he's scared a lot of people and is now super-duper rich in his old age in Switzerland.
jordan holmes
Why do they always get rich?
dan friesen
They get rich because...
jordan holmes
Why do they always get rich?
dan friesen
Because it's easy when you're scaring people.
jordan holmes
I want to be evil, Dan.
dan friesen
Yeah, I know.
jordan holmes
Can we be evil?
We could be so rich if we were evil.
dan friesen
Can't do it.
jordan holmes
God, we would be so rich if we were evil.
dan friesen
So we don't need to talk about who the Templars are or...
jordan holmes
The hell we don't!
dan friesen
Not in this case.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
Maybe another day.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
But all that other stuff leads to him talking about the Cavers.
jordan holmes
The Cavers.
dan friesen
Which I don't think you've ever heard about.
jordan holmes
I've never heard of the cavers.
dan friesen
I don't know if I should tell you all of what's going on, so I'll just give you broad strokes.
jordan holmes
Okay.
Caves?
dan friesen
Steve?
jordan holmes
Caves.
dan friesen
Steve.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He believes that there's an underground city.
jordan holmes
Who does?
dan friesen
Underneath the Getty Museum.
jordan holmes
But wait, why the Getty Museum?
dan friesen
Because John...
J. Paul Getty, the guy who created it, was knighted.
I think that's his big piece of evidence.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
It's okay.
dan friesen
Well, we'll get to his reasoning a little bit later.
jordan holmes
I really feel like you just nailed the entire reasoning behind it.
dan friesen
That's a big piece of it.
He believes that there's an underground city.
Of aliens and demons and what have you underneath the Getty Museum and the people who run it are the cavers.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
And they are who, like the Illuminati and all of them, actually report to.
So like the cavers are higher up.
This is his way of trying to pull rank on all the people who...
jordan holmes
Fuck you with your bullshit Illuminati.
They don't even come close to the top of the food chain, man.
dan friesen
Right, right.
Cavers.
jordan holmes
The Illuminati's just the foot soldiers of the cavers.
dan friesen
Yeah, absolutely.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
So, Jordan.
jordan holmes
Yes?
dan friesen
You're probably curious about what some of the stuff that...
When Steve was at these cowboy agencies, what he was working on.
You're probably curious about that.
No?
jordan holmes
No, I'm more curious about why they call themselves...
Do they call themselves the Cavers?
dan friesen
We're going to learn all of this stuff.
jordan holmes
Because I feel like spelunkers would be a better...
dan friesen
All of this stuff will become clear in due time.
Here is what he was working on.
jordan holmes
Okay.
steven d kelley
I was still involved with the CIA again, but this was for another project involving a big giant flashlight we call the plasma beam.
And then eventually, of course, at least three times I had people coming along who I don't really know who the hell they were.
Actually, two of them turned out to be reptoid.
unidentified
Oh, boy.
jordan holmes
Oh, no, those reptoids!
dan friesen
They're trying to invade our giant flashlight work.
jordan holmes
I was working on a big giant flashlight.
dan friesen
This flashlight was huge.
jordan holmes
You could stop there, sir.
dan friesen
Go away!
Do you ever see a flashlight?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
This one's huge.
jordan holmes
How big?
dan friesen
So big.
jordan holmes
So big?
dan friesen
So big that aliens are involved.
jordan holmes
What could they possibly need that flashlight for that they don't already have?
dan friesen
Why did they come here?
Their planet's too dark.
You need a giant flashlight aimed from Earth to light that baby up.
jordan holmes
Is that really what is going on?
dan friesen
No.
I have no idea.
He does bring back up the giant...
jordan holmes
Why do they need a giant flashlight?
dan friesen
He brings back up the giant flashlight another time, but the context of it is never fleshed out.
He never explains what it was for, who wanted a giant flashlight.
jordan holmes
What could you need a giant flashlight for?
dan friesen
It seems like in the world of flashlights, we've been working towards making them smaller.
Generally speaking, it seems like there's more utility in a small flashlight.
jordan holmes
A perhaps portable flashlight.
dan friesen
Especially when you're in caves.
But, I don't know.
So there's aliens.
jordan holmes
Yeah, because you definitely couldn't fit a giant flashlight in your cave.
You're already wasting so much space.
dan friesen
That would take up most of the opening.
jordan holmes
Also, the Getty Endowment cannot cover giant flashlights.
I'll tell you that right now.
dan friesen
I'll tell you this.
The Getty Endowment doesn't come up.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
Just the museum and how there's a city under it.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
So, at this point, we get to learn a little bit more about these aliens he was working with.
jordan holmes
Yes.
steven d kelley
A couple of people that I talk about in that book, one of them, a guy whose name was Vince, and Vince was like a handler, and he died.
They actually, he was a caver.
He was like a caver handler.
He was the one that first came up with the word caver, and he was one of them.
He was a guy that worked underground and all that.
But he came to me when I was working with the CIA doing the big flashlight project.
dan friesen
There we go again.
steven d kelley
And he acted like he was like a marketing guy.
He wanted to come and help me market this project.
But he was a handler.
It became very easily – well, actually, from day one, I knew there was something weird about him because he didn't speak the good of English.
unidentified
His English was – he used words – Like you!
steven d kelley
One of the big clues when you meet these guys that aren't really human or haven't been human for very long is that they'll do things like they haven't been doing it for very long.
And the language, of course, is one of the clues.
dan friesen
So that could just be foreign.
jordan holmes
So literally anybody who doesn't speak the best English.
dan friesen
Yeah, somebody who English is their second language.
jordan holmes
Or just somebody from the South.
dan friesen
No.
steven d kelley
Screw up the language really bad.
The skin.
Being in the skin is something new.
It's a new experience so that they're all running around, oh, wow, this is such a great experience.
I really like this skin.
Do that again.
That kind of a thing.
That's usually a giveaway.
That's a good sign!
But this particular guy, Vince, I hate to go on segues.
Anyway, they killed him.
I think they killed him because he told me too much.
unidentified
Of course.
steven d kelley
He's the one that came up with the caver stuff and he talked about the undergrounds and things.
But they didn't kill you.
jordan holmes
And they killed him in New York.
steven d kelley
Gave him a heart attack.
dan friesen
So they gave him a heart attack.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So basically his criteria for alien person is...
jordan holmes
Don't speak good English.
dan friesen
So that could be they just don't speak English very well, or maybe...
jordan holmes
They like having skin.
dan friesen
I'm thrilled with my skin.
jordan holmes
I'm feeling pretty good.
dan friesen
I think the alternative is not great.
jordan holmes
It's not a bad sign, though, if somebody starts running around saying, man, I love having this skin.
That is suspicious.
I will give him that.
dan friesen
Or someone might have dosed him with some X. That's true.
Or they might be a raver.
They could be rave people.
jordan holmes
Here's what I need to get...
Here's what I...
If I had a question to ask him specifically, it would be this.
You're contending that Vince the Caver...
dan friesen
Vince who came up with the Caver stuff.
jordan holmes
Who was a caver?
He did call him a caver, though.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was.
jordan holmes
Okay, so he called him Vince, the super creative guy who came up with calling people who live in cavers, came to him as a caver handler and first acted like he was coming to this guy with marketing advice for the big giant flashlight.
dan friesen
Presumably, yes.
jordan holmes
What is your marketing plan for the big giant flashlight?
dan friesen
Hey, is your flashlight too small?
We can help you.
What else could it be?
We can help you with that.
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Is this you?
I can't see into space!
dan friesen
Here's why this is brilliant, though.
Because he's laid just enough track to make it, like, not believable, certainly.
jordan holmes
Oh, of course not.
dan friesen
But, like, for someone like Carrie, she can walk along with this, because he's laid out, like, I was working on this project, and then I met this guy, and all this, and, like, he's not drawing straight lines between things.
So he could be saying, like, I was working on some other project, and this guy is helping me market it, but I keep bringing up this giant flashlight, because there's another thing I was working on, or something.
There's enough, like, confusion as to, like...
Pronoun reference.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
That he can just be like, that wasn't what I was talking about.
jordan holmes
Have you ever thought to yourself, why is it that I can't see Venus all day, every day?
Well, you, sir, need a big giant flashlight.
dan friesen
Right.
unidentified
With...
jordan holmes
28 million easy payments of $28 million.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
You can get a flashlight that spans the entire size of Illinois.
And goddammit if you can't see all the goddamn planets in the sky.
dan friesen
So here is how Steve knew something was up.
Beyond the guy loving skin and not speaking all that great English, here is him explaining how he knew these guys, they're for real.
jordan holmes
Took his skin off?
steven d kelley
He had clearance that...
Doesn't make any sense for a normal person, so that was pretty clear to me.
jordan holmes
What does that even fucking mean?
dan friesen
He's good at making stuff up?
jordan holmes
What is that?
unidentified
He has clearance that doesn't make sense for a normal person?
dan friesen
That just means he's saying stuff like he's pretending to have access to deep information, like all of Carrie's guests.
Like, anybody who talks to Alex Jones.
All of them are...
It's that stolen valor for intelligence agencies.
It's that thing.
jordan holmes
Right!
dan friesen
So he's, like, impressed by this guy's ability to bullshit, basically.
That's how I would read it.
jordan holmes
See, what I hear is somebody who has clearance that no human being should ever experience.
Which suggests to me, who is giving clearance?
Is all clearance coming from cavers?
And so human beings do not have any clearance, really.
dan friesen
Clearance flows uphill from the cavers.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
But hold on, this clip's not done.
jordan holmes
Okay.
steven d kelley
...that he really was some sort of CIA or something or other, but he never came out and said that.
But the first day I met him, he said something about silver.
He didn't even use the word silver.
He used non-ferrous metal.
But I knew he was talking about silver.
jordan holmes
Of course.
You know, non-iron metal means silver.
dan friesen
So...
jordan holmes
That's just math.
dan friesen
I don't understand how that sets off alarm bells.
This guy, he never said he was CIA, but I knew he was.
jordan holmes
Because he had clearance that no mortal being should ever experience.
dan friesen
And he was talking about non-ferrous metals, which means he's CIA, and he's talking about silver.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
Colloidal silver.
jordan holmes
Where else would you find silver?
dan friesen
In Alex Jones' fucking Infowars store.
There's a lot of parallels that I'm going to draw between Alex and this guy today.
jordan holmes
I'm starting to see the signs coming.
dan friesen
This guy is one of the more Infowars-y adjacent people in Project Camelot world, and it would do us a lot of benefit to recognize some of the pieces and how similar they are.
jordan holmes
So far, what I'm hearing from this guy is that he's a far more, like...
Like, usually the crazies that we get on Project Camelot have a...
Everybody else is doing all the fighting and all that stuff.
And we're focused on expanding humanity.
And it seems like this guy is more interested in being like, Oh, I'm about to kill some...
He's like the guy who...
He's like the blood guy.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
I don't want to say too much.
I don't want to say too much.
jordan holmes
I just get the vibe from him that he thinks he's the great warrior.
Not like just a guy who's trying to go to space.
He's like, I'm on the front lines fighting space battles for you.
dan friesen
Yes, he does think that.
He does think that hard.
And it's crazy.
But here, in this next clip, we find out how did Steve wake up?
How did he snap out of that programming where he's like a happy-go-lucky guy just working for the CIA after being...
jordan holmes
Was it all that 2012-12-12, 2012 stuff?
dan friesen
It's not.
It's before that, and I don't know how the timeline works on this, but I don't know.
This might be when he was working on that flashlight.
kerry cassidy
At what point did you kind of sort of go down the rabbit hole?
And wasn't it your brother?
steven d kelley
Yeah, the brother was definitely involved, but...
But when you talk about going down the rabbit hole, you know, you talk about the Getty.
Let's just say that the big wake-up, which is everybody they think about the wake-up, the wake-up moment was sitting across the desk from the NSA guy when they started telling me about slaughtering a village of people in Honduras in the middle of the jungle.
And that's when I kind of snapped and realized that I was working for people who weren't that nice and were capable of killing everything in a village.
And I was really naive at that time because I thought we were one nation under God and we didn't do those things.
And it was the bad guys that did those things.
And I thought, you know, my God, the children and people in the village, obviously they didn't deserve to have that happen, especially their animals and everything.
That's when I really snapped was when they told you about killing all the animals.
jordan holmes
Weird.
That's a strange...
I mean, that's John Wickian.
Who gives a shit if you kill a bunch of people?
You killed this dog, man.
dan friesen
This guy was fucking alive during Vietnam.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
What is going on?
That didn't wake him up.
Also, it was the system of a down song, I believe, that woke him up.
dan friesen
No, that was disturbed.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That wakes people up.
It's so loud.
I don't know.
I think that if someone were to say that to me, I would say you were living a very blissfully ignorant life before that.
Right.
jordan holmes
Also, you were working for the CIA and the NSA as a subcontractor, and this guy was the first time you were like, wait a second!
I might be one of the baddies!
dan friesen
Just because some guy was like, haha, we killed pigs in Honduras.
jordan holmes
As he's eating a bacon sandwich.
He's like, wait, you can't kill pig.
dan friesen
But also the flip side of that that's super weird is he's mad about killing people, but seems to be...
Twice in that clip he mentions killing the animals is like, how could they do that?
Like, alright, whatever.
Hey, man.
jordan holmes
Could have joined PETA, could have joined the NSA, could have gone either way.
dan friesen
No big deal.
So we heard there Carrie bringing up, like, wasn't it your brother?
And now...
jordan holmes
Yes.
Where did the brother come in?
Does he have a brother?
dan friesen
He apparently has a brother.
I can't prove it.
jordan holmes
That's the thing about these guys is that you have to prove literally everything.
Otherwise, I don't believe he has a brother.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's suspicious.
But in this next clip, we find out about his brother, a guy named Jim, who's another guy.
jordan holmes
Also was mentioned in an artifact recovered from Egyptian black marketeers.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
This is so convoluted.
I don't even know how to describe it, but this is where we start to get into him bringing in the Getty story and what the actual beats of it are.
This is just nonsense.
steven d kelley
As I went through the processes of learning all these things and getting hooked up to Billy Meyer and all this stuff, I would leave my brother on everything.
And what happened is that he has a friend named Don who...
Worked with another guy named Jim.
And Jim was a gifted accountant, CPA, but he also, his father was a high-ranking, high-level Mason.
unidentified
And they killed the father.
steven d kelley
And then when they killed the father, they came to Jim and they basically handed him the keys to the kingdom, which involved a box of Cuban cigars.
unidentified
Okay.
steven d kelley
A big expensive house.
jordan holmes
Yep.
steven d kelley
The job of trust fund manager for the Getty Museum.
jordan holmes
Another box of cigars.
steven d kelley
And a whole bunch of other perks.
unidentified
Yep.
steven d kelley
But these things, you know, you've got to understand, it's like there is magic involved.
jordan holmes
That took a harsh turn!
The keys to the kingdom seem very small.
Box of cigars, nice house, a menial job at the Getty Museum, a whole bunch of other perks, and also magic.
dan friesen
Well, we'll get to what he means by the magic stuff here in a second.
I love, first of all, Don and Jim.
jordan holmes
I'm loving the names.
dan friesen
They just don't come back up, really.
His brother does come back up.
His brother went on a tour of the Getty Museum and saw a door that was weird and apparently caused a big fracas because he's like, why is that bomb door in here?
jordan holmes
Well, there's cavers.
I'm loving the names in this story so far.
We got Vince the Caver.
We got Don.
We got Jim.
We got Steve.
These are all the most mundane white dude names for a secret global conspiracy that has been going on since the dawn of time.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Love it.
So, we'll get to this.
I want to tell you a lot about Steve.
But before we get there, just because he brought it up in that last clip, let's let him explain what he means by that magic.
jordan holmes
Okay.
Yeah, I want to know what the magic is.
steven d kelley
Everything is about bloodline.
Everything is destiny.
Because you've got to remember, you're talking about people that have looking glass technology.
jordan holmes
White.
steven d kelley
And they know what you're going to do before you do it.
These people knew that I was going to invent a three-beam laser.
Before I was even in the business.
And they sat and waited for it.
And when the day came that I finally actually invented it and designed it, was sitting there at the drafting table drawing it, they were standing behind me over my shoulder watching me do it.
And I knew it.
jordan holmes
You should lock your doors.
steven d kelley
Because you get good and you learn those things.
But this is the other thing.
It's all about the psychic skill.
Alright, as you know this...
kerry cassidy
Sure.
Didn't you become a remote viewer?
dan friesen
We'll get into that here in a few minutes.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Gary.
dan friesen
So...
jordan holmes
Thanks, Gary.
Put us back on track.
dan friesen
So I wanted to learn more about Steve.
jordan holmes
And the three-beam laser.
dan friesen
Kelly.
jordan holmes
Steve and the three-beam laser.
dan friesen
Because he created this laser and what have you, and I was like, I want to find out what I can learn about it.
jordan holmes
Which we know is a lot like light.
dan friesen
All of the bios that you can find for Steve on Project Camelot style websites are all exactly the same.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
And they're all clearly written by him.
They just repeat what he says about himself.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
Like the CIA.
Right.
NSA or whatever.
However, if you find these bios...
jordan holmes
Animal lover.
dan friesen
They give you the name of his laser company, which is SK Industries, which gave me the jump-off point I needed to learn more.
jordan holmes
And now, the research.
dan friesen
So...
jordan holmes
Oh, shit.
This is gonna be...
I'm gonna sit back.
I'm just gonna let this wash over me.
dan friesen
So with this information, I was able to dig up that on August 2nd, 2000...
Stephen D. Kelly filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy, which is liquidation, of his company SK Industries, reflecting assets of $5,750 and liabilities of $12,661.
unidentified
That's not a lot.
dan friesen
That is such a low stakes laser company.
unidentified
That is not a lot for a laser company.
jordan holmes
I don't even know if you could build a hand laser with it, like a little pen laser with that little money.
dan friesen
Now, I'll grant that $5,750 in assets is reasonable if you're an unsuccessful company, but $12,000 in liabilities is very low for any kind of company that ends up in Chapter 7. You usually end up with much higher amounts than that.
jordan holmes
It sounds like he declared bankruptcy because his dad gave him a loan.
His dad took out a home equity loan and he was like, I can't.
I can't pay this back, Pops.
dan friesen
I have other suspicions, and that is that I'm just going to do this without a company.
That sort of thing.
I'm going to walk away from this and just liquidate it.
So through this filing that I was able to find, you're able to find the address of his company.
And I was able to cross-reference that for any information that might come up.
I was able to find a Yelp page with one review on it.
jordan holmes
God, I love you, Dan!
unidentified
What?
dan friesen
This review is from November 4th, 2010, and it reads, quote, crook!
jordan holmes
That's it?
dan friesen
Stay away from this guy.
He will take your money and part slash firearm and won't return it either.
He won't return phone calls or emails.
He has a history of ripping off the public.
Consider yourself warned.
So, it turns out...
jordan holmes
Ripping off the public how?
With what?
Also, why did Firearm show up in the mix there?
dan friesen
Steve was selling weapons and weapon accessories.
jordan holmes
That's not good.
dan friesen
That's what he was in the business of.
jordan holmes
So when he said...
No, no, no.
He said when he said he will take your part slash firearm, what he meant was this guy, Steve, was like, hey, I'm going to put a laser on your gun.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
And then he just kept the gun.
dan friesen
And probably sold the gun.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So, if you look a little bit deeper, you come across a bunch of threads on gun enthusiast message boards.
One of them...
jordan holmes
Why are you...
dan friesen
One of them begins, quote, Has anyone done business with the laser manufacturer called SK Industries?
I sent him, and then parentheses, Steve Kelly, an HK53 forearm and $350 to mount his laser system.
Three months ago.
Now he's dropped off the radar.
So this person's concerned that he's just been bamboozled by Steve.
jordan holmes
Right, which is what he has done.
dan friesen
And then so the responses are telling.
The first one.
Yeah, I sent him $300 for an IR laser and he never sent it.
I should have caught on when he was screening his calls, but I wanted the laser so bad.
I sent him the money anyway.
Of course, he never answered another call.
Another one.
Quote, I sent him money for a laser in October.
After he got the money, he stopped replying to emails, and after a few phone calls, he stopped answering my calls.
He seems to be a very nice individual to talk to, but it would seem he has no intention of supplying the products he advertises.
Another one.
jordan holmes
That's a really nice guy.
dan friesen
Another one.
These are all different people, too.
jordan holmes
If you still get a shout-out to how nice you are after you stole a guy's money, you're a nice guy.
dan friesen
Quote, seven months, no reply, unable to get any...
Then the last one.
Quote, So he has a deep history, it appears, of at least going back...
These reviews are all generally from the 2008, 2009 period of time.
So he had this SK Industries that liquidated in the 2000.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
And then he appeared to be doing some shady dealings selling weapons and what have you.
And then it sort of caught up to him on some message boards.
jordan holmes
I'm not going to lie to you.
I'm kind of fine with defrauding guys who want gun lasers.
I'm okay with it.
dan friesen
I don't think I want these people having gun lasers.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
But at the same time, I'm pretty big on non-scams.
I'm pretty big on when you say you're going to do something, you do it as a business.
jordan holmes
But the guy who...
If you're a guy who just randomly Googles, who can put a laser on my gun?
I'm kind of fine with you losing your gun.
I'm super fine with it.
dan friesen
But I think that he probably gets boosted credibility from...
I don't know.
Hold on.
I'm not entirely sure if his career as a truth teller overlaps with his career as a gun scam artist.
I think that something happened.
In the late 2000s that led him to adopt a new career as someone who might end up on Carrie Cassidy's show.
jordan holmes
9-11.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
This is my working theory, that the timeline of his life is such that he got in some trouble.
jordan holmes
Okay.
unidentified
All right.
jordan holmes
Let's hear this.
dan friesen
But then also, I've found a bunch of other stuff, and I can't really...
I don't think it's him, but there's another guy named Steve Kelly who owns a company called SK Knives.
And, like, it's SK Industries, SK Knives, Steve Kelly.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
dan friesen
But the Steve Kelly who owns SK Knives is spelled K-E-L-L-Y, whereas he is spelled K-E-L-L-E-Y.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
It doesn't appear to be the same person, but it's so wild.
That someone would be selling weapons with such a similar business name.
jordan holmes
Do all Steve Kelly sell weapons?
dan friesen
They must.
jordan holmes
If you are a Steve Kelly who listens to this show, please send us an email, knowledgefight at gmail.com, and let us know what weapons you sell.
And do you make lasers for knives?
dan friesen
So this is the preliminary stuff I was able to figure out about him.
It's sort of like his career.
And then the other things I was able to find about him, which is, this is really super fascinating to me.
I found his Twitter, and I was scrolling...
jordan holmes
Of course he has a Twitter.
Never mind.
Of course he has a Twitter.
dan friesen
I was scrolling through his Twitter stream, and what you see is essentially a version of all of Alex Jones' narratives, but without the fear of being sued.
Instead of vaguely saying the globalists want your kids, Steve will tweet something about how they literally eat your children.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
Instead of just making a lie up about that California law about decriminalizing HIV, he just says that Governor Brown of California wants to give people AIDS because he's secretly gay.
Parenthetical in my own notes, he's been married to a woman for 13 years.
Nah!
unidentified
Secret!
dan friesen
Also, he'll tweet out stuff like a Russia Insider article with headlines like, quote, Kazarian Jews who run U.S. foreign policy are the swamp.
Whereas Alex will just sort of hint that's what he thinks.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Steve is willing to actually come out and say, fuck you, it's the Jews that Donald Trump is against.
Get on board.
jordan holmes
Steve isn't famous enough to get fucked over, yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah, or he doesn't have to worry about this shit.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
Because he has like ten followers or whatever.
He has more than that, but not many.
Not much more.
He says all the same stuff as Alex with less filter.
But what's fascinating is that along with that is a hatred of all of the Infowars adjacent people.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
He recently posted an article about how Jerome Corsi is a Mossad agent.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
He hates Craig Sawyer.
jordan holmes
Fair.
dan friesen
But it seems like he's fine with Alex himself.
jordan holmes
All right.
This is weird.
dan friesen
He seems to be okay with Alex.
jordan holmes
There's a whole story here that I need to know.
dan friesen
I'm not entirely sure.
unidentified
Ugh.
dan friesen
The other thing that I was able to find out is that Steve Kelly, well, he plays up his CIA credentials.
jordan holmes
Uh-huh.
dan friesen
He was the one, if not the only person, he was one of the main people, one of the first people to come forward publicly and make the argument that the U.S. created ISIS.
jordan holmes
I mean, even the crazy person nails it every now and again.
Wait, wait, wait.
You're not saying that he created the power vacuum that led to the creation of ISIS.
You're saying that he believes that America actually created ISIS.
dan friesen
He did so in interviews on the only channels that would ever have him on, Russia Today and Press TV, the state-owned channel in Iran.
jordan holmes
Wait, this guy is going on the state-owned channel in Iran.
dan friesen
Yep, absolutely.
He made the claim as early as 2014 on press TV.
The clip immediately made the rounds on the right-wing blogosphere, even being posted on the Facebook group of We Are Change, the Ron Paul-adjacent 9-11 group with deep ties to Alex Jones' past.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
There's an almost 0% chance that I would believe that Alex did not get the narrative that the U.S. created ISIS indirectly from Stephen Kelly.
The same is probably true about Donald Trump.
jordan holmes
Where do these fucking guys come from?
dan friesen
They come from giant flashlight works.
unidentified
How is it?
jordan holmes
How is it?
Why?
God damn it.
Dan, we just gotta turn heel.
We gotta be evil.
We gotta be evil.
Look at how this fucker's life worked out.
dan friesen
Yeah, but imagine the day-to-day.
I bet it's rough.
You got weirdos who want their guns back, banging on your door.
You gotta...
You've got to keep coming up with new lies.
jordan holmes
All right.
That's true.
That's true.
dan friesen
I don't know.
So, at this point, Carrie has asked him, hey, you're a remote viewer, right?
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's right.
Why?
dan friesen
Here's his response.
jordan holmes
Okay.
kerry cassidy
Sure.
Didn't you become a remote viewer?
steven d kelley
Well, you know, we're all remote viewers.
We're all skilled.
unidentified
We are.
Absolutely.
kerry cassidy
But didn't you study that?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
steven d kelley
I didn't really study.
I just had to do it.
Okay?
unidentified
You kind of...
steven d kelley
The way...
This is how it works.
If you want to do it, you have to ask to be able to do it.
Okay?
Whatever tool it is that you need to do the mission that you're doing, you have to ask for the permission.
First thing you do is ask for permission to do the mission, to be part of the mission.
And then you say, thank you.
And then you say, please give me everything I need to complete the mission, including the protection and the tools and the skills and whatever.
And so if remote viewing...
It's really not that hard to do.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
When he explained how to do remote viewing, his explanation was, well, you just got to ask to do it.
Who?
To whom do you ask?
dan friesen
I mean, I don't believe that remote viewing is real, so I have trouble with that.
But I will say that I think that psychologically what he's describing is a really effective tool.
Because I think that a lot of times we have ingrained blockers.
In terms of productivity, in terms of getting anything done.
jordan holmes
And lack of shamelessness.
dan friesen
Well, no, I don't even mean that.
I mean, like, even in terms of, like, motivation and stuff like that.
So, like, if you want to get in shape or you want to exercise or something like that, oftentimes it does help to create some sort of, like...
You know, make the declaration outside of yourself somehow.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
Not like tell people you're going to do it, but like create some sort of like mystical experience.
jordan holmes
Cavers.
dan friesen
May I, you know, please give me the strength to exercise.
Whether you call it prayer or...
jordan holmes
If you want to lose weight, you go to the Getty Museum.
You lay an offering at the secret door.
You ask politely to the cavers.
dan friesen
You're talking shit.
And I was just trying to make a positive out of a negative.
jordan holmes
I know.
I know.
I'm sorry for being a dick again.
dan friesen
Well, no.
There is a way to validate your own experience by pretending to externalize it.
And I think that there is something valuable in that.
I think you can get a lot out of it.
I've experienced it even in the last couple...
Like a month or so.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like the power of telling yourself that you're going to remember something.
For me, it's like I have a very difficult time motivating myself to, when I wake up in the morning, write down my dreams.
Yes.
It's something that I think is very valuable in terms of the path towards being able to lose a dream again like I could when I was younger.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
It's very difficult to find that motivation, but somehow...
I've found that it's much easier if I tell myself and I make this commitment, this nonverbal commitment, as if it were to some divine authority, I'm going to remember my dreams or allow me to remember my dreams.
I don't think it's someone actually giving me permission to, but there's some sort of psychological...
Jump.
jordan holmes
So this is kind of like the AA's surrender yourself to a higher power kind of situation, even if it is a made-up, nonsensical thing.
dan friesen
Yeah, 100%.
There's power in that.
I don't think that there's any...
I don't think there's even a mystery about it.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Like, I don't think it's...
I don't know.
jordan holmes
There's power in surrender.
dan friesen
To some extent.
jordan holmes
To some extent.
Yeah, I don't know.
I understand what you're coming from.
dan friesen
You stop worrying about it so much.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
But I also don't think you can remote view, so that's a problem.
I think that's all crazy.
jordan holmes
Maybe you just haven't submitted to a power high enough yet, Dan.
dan friesen
Possibly true.
jordan holmes
Cavers, go to the Getty Museum!
dan friesen
So, now we're going to get into the Getty.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
Finally going to get into the Getty.
steven d kelley
Thank you.
dan friesen
But I should tell you, as we get into this, listen to something at the beginning of this clip that is very Alex Jones-y.
I'll pause it when it happens.
steven d kelley
The bloodline is kind of a generalization because there's different sorts of genetic...
Gene memory.
jordan holmes
Talking about white.
dan friesen
Race memory.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
There's gene memory.
steven d kelley
Yep.
Cellular memory.
And then there's also reincarnation.
So you can have different variations of the stuff.
unidentified
Sure.
steven d kelley
But the thing about my brother is for quite some time.
jordan holmes
My brother, Don.
steven d kelley
During this recruitment process when we were briefing Jim.
I mean, somewhere into the process where we were briefing Jim, they realized that Jim was getting briefed.
And it was when.
dan friesen
So real quick.
jordan holmes
During the process of us briefing Jim, they...
dan friesen
The cavers.
jordan holmes
The cavers realized we were briefing Jim.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
We probably might have just told them.
dan friesen
Make no mistake.
He hasn't explained more of what he means by this.
I'm not throwing you in the deep end.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So here.
steven d kelley
We had the remote viewer, the first remote viewer, go down there into the Getty and see what was down there.
They knew that happened because these guys have like...
One of the first levels that you run into when you go down there is kind of like a Hogwarts, if you will.
It's like a university for people, super soldiers, okay?
It's a super soldier university, sort of, magician, black arts, the whole nine yards, all that stuff.
And their job is to go do all these magical things, but at the same time, they're also acting as security.
They're supposed to prevent people like me or whoever from going down there and causing trouble.
Yep.
Now, they're not always able to do anything.
They're certainly able to see you, but they alerted.
Okay, so in other words, when we first made that first excursion down there, almost immediately, alarm bells went off, and they all knew that this happened, and we were confronted.
This is when things got really serious.
dan friesen
No, it didn't.
No, they didn't.
They absolutely didn't.
jordan holmes
I don't understand.
So if I understand correctly, the timeline is they were briefing Jim.
steven d kelley
Right.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
That means they're just talking to him.
jordan holmes
They're like, hey, Jim, check this shit out.
dan friesen
Hey, Jim, I had a weird thought.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
All right.
So Jim is briefed.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
And then they're like, shit, we got to remote view this place.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
So they go to the first remote viewer.
dan friesen
Which I should say is actually a lady, we find out.
jordan holmes
Oh, well, that's...
Gender diversity is great.
dan friesen
I found this out because I watched another lecture of his.
Find out it's a lady who also might be a witch.
jordan holmes
Okay, alright, alright.
So the remote viewer gets down into the Getty, gets only to the first level, a university very similar to Hogwarts that trains both super soldiers, similar to the movie Soldier, and...
Black magic witches, as well as...
dan friesen
I should tell you...
jordan holmes
And, of course, the whole nine yards, which I think essentially means everything?
dan friesen
Yeah, everything.
Except for that last yard.
Right.
So I...
jordan holmes
Never going to get a first down at that university.
dan friesen
I need to be clear.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
He's never been to the Getty.
jordan holmes
Does he say he's never been to the getty?
He's never even been there.
dan friesen
They've just had remote viewers go down there and make stuff up.
So I watched this lecture.
jordan holmes
Why would he go?
He doesn't need to.
He's already seen it all.
dan friesen
I watched this lecture that he gave about the Getty from 2012.
jordan holmes
From the 2012-12-12.
dan friesen
It was from a convention.
It might have been Carey's.
I don't think it was.
But I'll say that we had a better audience in Austin than this.
The turnout was thin at this convention.
And here's the things I learned about the Getty from that.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
The first level down when you go in.
Because you've got to get past the security doors and what have you.
It's not a university, according to his lecture in 2012.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
The first level is full of Nazi remote viewers who are there to stop other remote viewers from getting in.
Quote, they're not very good at it, though, he says as he laughs to himself, and the audience does not join in his laugh.
He's just sitting there like...
They're not very good, though.
Oh, God, it made me so fucking uncomfortable.
But there's Nazi remote viewers at the first level.
Now, hold on.
unidentified
I...
dan friesen
The second level...
jordan holmes
Don't understand.
dan friesen
The second level is a decadent spa covered in gold.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
There.
Their unimaginable depravity goes on.
It's just like...
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
It's like bacchanalias.
jordan holmes
Do they allow the Nazis in on the weekends?
dan friesen
I think there's some Nazis involved, but not the Nazi remote viewers.
They have to stay on the first level.
unidentified
Wait, wait, wait.
jordan holmes
I mean, that's unfair.
dan friesen
They're employees.
jordan holmes
Look, even Nazi remote viewers deserve labor rights.
dan friesen
They're employees.
jordan holmes
You should be allowed to enjoy the bacchanalia.
dan friesen
You don't go to the fucking gold spa.
So, after this point...
jordan holmes
What's the third level?
dan friesen
After that, his details get real murky.
jordan holmes
Turns out the Nazi remote viewers are a little bit better at security than you think.
dan friesen
The next level is full of elevators?
Unclear.
jordan holmes
Elevators?
dan friesen
There are condos for the rich down there, and he even says this, which I find dubious.
This is a quote.
Half of the gross domestic product of the country goes into building these condos.
That seems high.
jordan holmes
So that's like, what, $1.1 trillion?
Something like that?
dan friesen
That's quite a bit.
jordan holmes
That's a lot for a condo.
dan friesen
Seems like literally everything else that's done would be impossible, if that were the case.
jordan holmes
Well, it's weird.
You think that Medicare, Social Security, Medicaid make up two-thirds of the national budget, but that's not true.
Uh-huh.
It's...
Underground caver condos.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
So below the living areas are a bunch of tube trains that go to various Air Force bases.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
Research centers and...
Let me check my notes here.
Catalina Island.
jordan holmes
That's my favorite part is always the weird detail.
They always throw in one very specific...
Weird detail.
dan friesen
No explanation for why one of the two trains goes to a popular honeymoon destination.
A resort island.
jordan holmes
Always one detail.
dan friesen
So, I was watching this.
It's crazy.
Like, it's a crazy lecture.
It's actually kind of worth it.
If you've ever done stand-up, it's kind of fun to watch.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because you get to watch a guy who's, like, on his home turf.
He's in, like, a fucking UFO magic convention or whatever.
jordan holmes
Still bombing?
dan friesen
Oh, God, he bombs so hard.
unidentified
Oh, man.
dan friesen
You can feel the audience leave him at about the 15, 20-minute mark.
And you could just see the...
You could feel the energy sucked out of the room entirely.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And just him walking around.
with his shitty ponytail like, oh, no.
I got to really impress these people.
He's supposed to talk about the Getty.
He only talks about it for maybe like 10 minutes of his 35, 40-minute lecture.
Most of it's just rambling about how things could be better.
Like, yeah, okay, whatever.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
So his proof that he gives about the Getty and that he's been there and shit like that, I don't understand why because he says that he hasn't been there.
He's just remote viewed it.
Right.
unidentified
He says that he has a lot of pictures of the place.
dan friesen
But he can't show any of them because they're copyrighted.
But he has them.
jordan holmes
What?
dan friesen
That means that he has pictures of the art, maybe?
jordan holmes
That is the weakest of teas, sir.
dan friesen
Sir!
jordan holmes
I reject your weak tea!
dan friesen
The Getty Museum is full of art and stuff like that, so maybe he has pictures of paintings and stuff, but he can't show those.
jordan holmes
That doesn't even make sense.
unidentified
What?
jordan holmes
I can text you a photo of me in front of a fucking painting?
dan friesen
Yeah, totally.
jordan holmes
That's fine?
dan friesen
Yeah, it's garbage.
It's hot garbage.
But it's a good...
I mean, it plays in the room.
And then his only...
jordan holmes
Do the cavers control copyright laws is my next question.
unidentified
They must.
jordan holmes
I thought it was Disney, but apparently that's not the case.
dan friesen
It actually is caver-right, not copyright.
unidentified
Oh, that's nice.
dan friesen
That's what fits in that scene.
So his other piece of physical evidence, and I will say this, he offers no other physical evidence than pictures he can't show, and then he pulls out of his pocket a parking ticket.
jordan holmes
That sells it.
dan friesen
That he says comes from some point in 2000-something, and that he's claiming is from before the museum is open, like during the day.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And that it says EM, and that means employee.
I don't know that EM means employee.
I don't know what that...
I don't give a shit.
He also says that it's from 10.30, and that's before the museum opens, because he says it opens at 11. According to the internet, the Getty Museum opens at 10 a.m.
jordan holmes
Doesn't it open...
dan friesen
It opens at 10. So I don't know what that means.
I just...
jordan holmes
So wait, it's a parking ticket, or like a cop gave him a ticket?
dan friesen
No, I think it's a cha-chunk ticket.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay, okay.
dan friesen
Like a parking pass kind of ticket, but it's still like a little piece of paper that at that point would have been 10 years old.
I don't know.
It doesn't prove anything to me.
Anyway.
jordan holmes
What it proves is he's a weird dude for carrying that around with him all the time.
dan friesen
You don't need that to prove that he's a weird dude.
jordan holmes
No, I was on board with everything else.
But up until this point, now I'm out.
dan friesen
So he sent this lady witch that we've discovered from other materials who was the remote viewer down there.
jordan holmes
Her name is Jane.
dan friesen
The Hogwarts Nazi level that is before the spa.
jordan holmes
You just wrote the greatest fan fiction I've ever heard, which is Hogwarts Nazis.
dan friesen
And that, Jordan, is where things got serious.
jordan holmes
Yes, that's when it got serious.
dan friesen
They feared for their lives, but things went a different way.
steven d kelley
What happened, instead of trying to kill us, this is when they actually tried to recruit us.
By this time, obviously, they realized that Jim was dealing with some people on the outside that were...
unidentified
Trouble.
steven d kelley
And they confronted him and they said, you stop dealing with those people right now.
And he said, no, no.
You want me on your team?
This is my team.
These people are my people.
unidentified
And if you want me, my people come with me.
dan friesen
Are you following that so far?
jordan holmes
I'm not sure.
Isn't Jim just being briefed on this?
dan friesen
Okay, no, this is a little bit after all that briefing.
I don't fucking know.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
What he's saying is that the cavers, they know Jim.
They're hanging with Jim.
jordan holmes
Why are they hanging with Jim?
Anyways, I'll skip that part.
We'll just move on from that.
dan friesen
Jim may or may not be that accountant who's involved with the cavers.
jordan holmes
Again, a talented accountant.
dan friesen
So he's, because he also, his dad was a mason, and he got the keys to the kingdom, which was a box of cigars.
jordan holmes
Box of cigars.
dan friesen
What have you, who knows?
jordan holmes
Nice house.
Magic.
dan friesen
Oh yeah, and job with the Getty.
jordan holmes
Oh yeah, that's exactly.
dan friesen
So he was on the inside.
jordan holmes
So he does it, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, now I'm falling.
dan friesen
So the get, the cavers are like, you're working with some weirdos.
jordan holmes
Yes, yes.
dan friesen
And he's like, yeah, but they're my weirdos.
You want me, you take them.
jordan holmes
And they're like, we are controlling the Illuminati.
steven d kelley
What?
jordan holmes
What bargaining power do you think you have, Jim?
Oh, are you that talented of an accountant?
dan friesen
This is like that scene that you have in so many movies where it's like the gang wants one guy and you gotta bring my nerdy friend in if you want me.
jordan holmes
Except the nerdy friend is Jim, who's a CPA.
dan friesen
This doesn't happen in the real world.
What happens in the real world is the gang kills your friend and then it's like, you're in.
steven d kelley
That was the way he approached it.
So they said fine.
So then they went into a recruitment effort.
So the first thing they tried to do, again, they thought my brother was me because they were trying to figure out who it was that was supplying with all this information.
And they ran all sorts of tests on him, psychic testing and sort of thing.
And my brother, of course, is psychic.
He's not quite as developed as I am.
jordan holmes
Of course!
steven d kelley
There was enough there for them to think they had something going on.
And the first thing they do is they offer a military rank.
They give you a rank of, say, like a major or something like that.
Air Force major.
They give that a rank.
They do that so that they've got you contractually.
You can't divulge secrets.
They can throw you in Leavenworth or something after that.
It was some time after that they found out that it was actually me.
We were having dinner.
This is when the trust fund manager guy at the Getty realized that I was the one they were looking for.
They told my brother that he was a pale shadow of me.
Which is something he'll never forgive me for.
But anyway, so it's...
Okay, this is the thing.
It's like a Neo thing.
All right?
That very same night, he also told me that I would be the one to destroy them and that this would be through an assault on the Getty.
And when this was actually...
He told me that I was also in a very militaristic mood.
I was in the gun business.
I was in advanced weapon development and training and I actually was, I'm not going to say I had a militia, but let's just say I had a lot of young guys underneath me who were of that.
dan friesen
Sounds like you got a militia.
jordan holmes
It was an orgy, Dan.
He's got a lot of young guys coming under him.
dan friesen
That is fucking scary as shit.
jordan holmes
So, there's a lot to unpack there, psychologically.
dan friesen
Perhaps too much.
jordan holmes
There is, one, that dude is so jealous of his brother.
dan friesen
Undoubtedly.
jordan holmes
That's crazy.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
That's another one of those weird things.
They always throw in that weird, like, there's always the weird detail of like, oh, and it goes to the fucking island of Catalina.
Sure, why the fuck not?
Also, my brother isn't as psychic as me, so I don't know why my parents love him more than they do me.
I'm trying to, I fucking love you guys too.
Look at me.
I've been stealing guns.
That's what I can bring psychic powers all over the place.
dan friesen
I'm damn good at it.
jordan holmes
I'm so good at it.
And then also, underground cavers who control the Illuminati and the entire world are still offering military rank in order to avoid throwing you in Leavenworth prison.
dan friesen
Seems like it'd be very easy to disappear you.
jordan holmes
Like you literally are in a cave.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
You're in an underground city.
It doesn't matter.
jordan holmes
Why would you send somebody all the way back up and be like, alright, so they've seen our underground cave that no one has ever seen before and that they can never come back to, but we're going to put them to Leavenworth.
dan friesen
There is definitely an in for a penny, in for a pound thing going on here.
unidentified
Yeah, right?
jordan holmes
Come on, man.
dan friesen
But then also, it's really funny, I don't have any clips of this, but back when he was talking about the reptiles that he used to work with, he's like, they kept trying to lure me to Area 51. They kept trying to lure!
jordan holmes
Lure!
dan friesen
But I've heard that if you go there, you never come out.
Like, fuck off.
jordan holmes
Actually, they have an underground tunnel to Leavenworth.
dan friesen
They absolutely do.
jordan holmes
There's one to Leavenworth, one to Catalina.
They go both ways.
dan friesen
The thing that we don't need to unpack is that Steve was running a fucking militia.
jordan holmes
I thought we were going to unpack the dog whining in the background.
dan friesen
Oh, no, that's Carrie's dog.
She keeps saying, like, I'm sorry.
You know, whatever.
It's a little annoying.
jordan holmes
Carrie's dog is like, this is bullshit!
Stop it!
dan friesen
This guy's lying!
jordan holmes
This guy's full of shit!
dan friesen
Even the dog knows.
unidentified
Oh, man.
jordan holmes
That would be a great episode of Lassie.
dan friesen
I would like to unpack that more, but at the same time, I realize that, like, what?
Project Camelot has shitty production values?
Great.
jordan holmes
Yeah, we nailed it.
We got him.
dan friesen
So, in this next clip, we get Steve blowing hard.
jordan holmes
Steve!
dan friesen
And revealing a very Alex Jones-y mentality about himself.
Remember, in this clip, all the times Alex Jones has said that I could have been one of them.
unidentified
Oh, easily.
dan friesen
That sort of thing.
jordan holmes
They offer it all the time.
dan friesen
In this clip, we see Steve embody that.
steven d kelley
I've given up this whole elitist underground Masonic where God's on earth thing to try to save the people on the surface.
You're right.
what they think of us.
unidentified
So I've given it all up for everybody else.
steven d kelley
But now we're actually winning because, as I've said so many times, If we actually can occupy the Getty and we actually can open that Pandora's box, I don't even have to tell you what's down there because once that box gets opened, we will have paradise on Earth.
We'll have free energy, no pollution, green food, no more chemtrails, vaccines.
jordan holmes
Sure.
steven d kelley
You name it.
dan friesen
So all of that is very much like Alex, especially the last part, you name it.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Which is one of Alex's verbal picks.
jordan holmes
What else you got?
dan friesen
That leads me to believe that it's possible that Steve even listens to InfoWars.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
The idea that he's like, all this, you name it.
jordan holmes
Hey, hey.
dan friesen
Also, vaccines.
jordan holmes
What's your thing?
We don't want vaccines.
We don't want chemtrails.
What do you got?
What's your fear?
dan friesen
We already have green food.
jordan holmes
Toss a little fear in there.
What do you feel like one?
And if I didn't name your fear, you can tell that it's in the...
It's in there.
dan friesen
It's down there.
jordan holmes
It's in the...
Whatever.
You name it.
dan friesen
It's down there.
You name it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
The vaccine's very much in line with the Infowarsian mentality.
Also, he believes that they have Tesla technology and they've just hoarded it down there.
He proves that in no way.
jordan holmes
Like Nikola Tesla or Elon Musk Tesla?
dan friesen
Nikola.
Nikola Tesla.
He doesn't bring up Musk.
jordan holmes
Because I don't think anybody really has Tesla technology, including Elon Musk, if you see his stock price.
dan friesen
Boy, howdy.
jordan holmes
I'm out.
dan friesen
Boy, howdy.
jordan holmes
That fucking guy.
dan friesen
What a mess.
jordan holmes
Why would he ruin Grimes for me?
You know what I'm saying?
dan friesen
I feel like you're a mess.
I feel like that's perhaps the least of the issues you should have with that monstrous dick.
jordan holmes
No, Grimes.
dan friesen
All right, fair enough.
So I told you earlier that although there are these shocking similarities to InfoWars and to Alex Jones, he hates InfoWars people, like the actual people.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Here's what he has to say about Craig Sawyer.
steven d kelley
And then now we've got guys like Frank Sawyer and these idiots out in Tucson trying to make everybody think that human trafficking is something that happens walking across the sand in the desert.
dan friesen
Wow.
jordan holmes
Wait, is he talking about Backyard Brawl?
dan friesen
He is.
jordan holmes
He's tossing out Backyard Brawl?
dan friesen
It turns out that the internet conspiracy community has turned on that and is now pretty 100% behind the idea that that is a diversion from real child trafficking, which I guess happens on boats.
I'm not entirely sure.
But they've turned on Saw Man because it came up in his bio that he has worked as protection detail for Hillary Clinton and a couple other suspect people.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
And so everyone's like, oh, he must be fucking Cointelpro.
And so now he is...
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
He is a persona non grata.
jordan holmes
I guess that's okay.
I don't know.
I don't know how to feel about that.
Can't they all go away?
dan friesen
It's one of those things that I take no pleasure in the rats eating each other, because the ones that survive are tougher then.
Yeah.
unidentified
Or whatever.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I know exactly what you mean.
dan friesen
When two con artists go up against each other and one prevails, they get a boosted false sense of credibility for having vanquished a con man when it just is like, I am a more reinforced con man.
Right.
I don't know.
I wish they'd all shut up, but that's not an option.
jordan holmes
It's the Highlander theory of con men.
dan friesen
Somewhat.
jordan holmes
When you kill another con man, you gain their power, and eventually there can be only one who experiences the quickening, and then...
I don't remember the actual end of that show or movie.
dan friesen
Well, in Highlander 2, they come back to life.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
I don't know.
Who cares?
jordan holmes
I do.
dan friesen
I don't know.
I was just reflecting on, like, the, uh...
jordan holmes
On Highlander?
dan friesen
No.
On just, like, how...
jordan holmes
Like, he's from Egypt, but he has a Scottish accent?
That doesn't make sense at all.
And why is he using...
dan friesen
I don't think he's Egyptian.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
The Highlander is Scottish.
dan friesen
Connery?
jordan holmes
But Connery is supposed to be from Egypt.
dan friesen
I don't think he's supposed to be from Egypt.
jordan holmes
He's supposed to be from Egypt.
Dude, look it up.
It's bananas.
dan friesen
That'll be our next episode.
But for now, we get a very rare...
Yes.
On Project Camelot.
jordan holmes
Oh, Carrie Singh.
That's dumb.
dan friesen
The guest and Carrie Cassidy getting into a disagreement.
unidentified
Ooh.
steven d kelley
I'm just going to say that, because I know you titled this thing Alien Base.
It's not an alien base.
It's definitely a human-made base.
unidentified
However...
jordan holmes
However?
steven d kelley
When you consider...
kerry cassidy
I actually beg to differ.
It is an alien base, but it may be a joint base with humans.
steven d kelley
Alright, this is what's important.
There's a satanic aspect to all of this stuff.
unidentified
This is where people get confused.
steven d kelley
I did an interview earlier today and they said, what's the deal with the aliens and the demons?
Alright, here's the...
dan friesen
Conspiracy theorists in cars getting coffee.
All right.
jordan holmes
I want to hear these.
unidentified
How fun would it be if this guy's in a car with Jerry Seinfeld?
How fun would it be if Mark Richards got a day out of prison?
jordan holmes
Give it to me.
dan friesen
Or if they just let them be guests on like...
Tonight shows.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
dan friesen
Watch Fallon try and deal with this.
jordan holmes
Amazing.
Fallon would crush these interviews.
Because Fallon is essentially the mainstream Carrie Cassidy.
That's really all he is.
He is there to smile and make you feel like you're the greatest.
dan friesen
He's the low-rent Carrie Cassidy.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
He can't hold a candle to Carrie Cassidy.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
He probably doesn't even believe there's alien bases.
dan friesen
I'm not sure Carrie does at this point.
No, she does.
jordan holmes
Yeah, she absolutely does.
She doesn't believe they're human.
dan friesen
She's the one fighting back that it is.
jordan holmes
She will admit that perhaps they are indeed satanic.
But I'll be goddamned if you say that they're not alien.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
But now we get into, as this clip goes on, a very familiar idea that we've debunked a number of times that has its roots in blood libel and archaic antisemitism.
We will get into it.
It actually...
Steve is not only into it, he takes it a step beyond and uses a really funny word.
steven d kelley
The connection.
Loosh.
Human.
Negative human emotional psychic energy.
jordan holmes
Right.
unidentified
Wait, wait.
dan friesen
I might have to go back a little bit.
unidentified
Loosh?
dan friesen
Did he say loosh?
I think I accidentally jumped forward.
I might have to go back.
Hold on a second.
kerry cassidy
Humans.
jordan holmes
All right.
steven d kelley
This is what's important.
It's that there's a satanic aspect to all of this stuff.
unidentified
Right.
steven d kelley
And people, this is where people get confused, because it's just like, I did an interview earlier today, and they said, well, what's the deal with the aliens and the demons?
unidentified
All right, here's the connection.
Loosh.
dan friesen
Loosh!
unidentified
Loosh!
jordan holmes
What is the connection, Dan, between the aliens and the demons?
dan friesen
Loosh.
jordan holmes
It's loosh.
dan friesen
Shut your stupid mouth.
jordan holmes
It's loosh.
dan friesen
Yeah, come on.
jordan holmes
Are you sure it's not loosh?
They both enjoy a little...
They hate skeleton, but they love loosh.
dan friesen
Everyone knows it's loosh.
jordan holmes
It's loosh.
steven d kelley
Negative human emotional psychic energy.
kerry cassidy
Right.
jordan holmes
That spells loosh.
steven d kelley
This is what it's all about.
People, they talk about, you know, they're collecting these babies and they're stealing these humans and all this so that they can collect adrenochrome and torture them and drink their blood and everything else.
Well, yeah.
Yeah, they do all that.
But there is something else that they collect which is not of this level, the third level that we're on.
It's actually of a higher level.
unidentified
Of course.
steven d kelley
And it is the product that is being collected from us by the higher level entities, these aliens, if you will.
And they require that as nutrition.
And they use the AI, which people like to recall the black goo, as a device actually which is used for transitioning this third dimensional or this product, this fourth density product from a living 3D person into this realm of the 4D where it is stored and collected.
This is the sort of thing people are having a hard time understanding.
Obviously, most people are not quite there.
They're understanding things like adrenochrome, but they're certainly far from understanding Loosh.
dan friesen
It's tough to understand Loosh.
jordan holmes
You know, on these Project Camelot episodes, I love entertaining and trying to follow the thread on that.
dan friesen
To an extent.
jordan holmes
That was a man shitting words out of his mouth, and it was pathetic, and he should be ashamed of himself.
dan friesen
You like to humor stuff to an extent that's wildly frustrating for me.
Because it's like, I like it.
I like it.
To a point.
Then it's like...
You got it.
You're like a hound dog for faking agreement with these guys.
jordan holmes
But this is too far.
No, it's not that it's too far.
It's that he sucks at it.
That was shit.
That was bad.
He was clearly scrambling and he was just making bullshit up.
unidentified
That's why he lost the crowd 20 minutes into his lecture six years ago.
jordan holmes
That's bad.
dan friesen
He has no showmanship.
Because that's something they don't teach.
Apparently, in the caver world.
jordan holmes
They don't need to.
It's in the caves.
dan friesen
But, so what do you know about...
jordan holmes
What do I know about Loosh?
I don't know anything about Loosh.
dan friesen
I know everything about Loosh.
jordan holmes
There you go.
dan friesen
I don't know much about Loosh.
It comes from a novel, a fictional book, by a guy named Robert Monroe called Far Journeys.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And it's lived on and is retained as an idea of negative human emotions.
It's the same thing Alex talks about psychic vampires and stuff like that.
jordan holmes
Oh, this is Monsters, Inc.
dan friesen
Yes, 100%.
jordan holmes
It's Monsters, Inc.
That's what he's describing.
unidentified
They got Loosh.
jordan holmes
They got Loosh.
dan friesen
They're looking for Loosh.
jordan holmes
Got it.
dan friesen
Little did they know, they could just make people laugh.
jordan holmes
Didn't they see that movie?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
What is wrong with the cavers?
dan friesen
It would have saved us a lot of trouble.
jordan holmes
I would assume the Illuminati knew about the Monsters, Inc.
dan friesen
Although, to be fair, this guy is creating a lot of laughs.
So, I mean, we've gone over the Adrenochrome stuff before about how people have done tests on it, about how high it can get you and stuff like that.
jordan holmes
I'm bored with Adrenochrome.
dan friesen
Right, and how that all dates back to blood libel and all that shit.
jordan holmes
Now I'm excited about Loosh.
I want to try some of that.
dan friesen
We can't.
It's in the fourth dimension.
jordan holmes
Oh, goddammit!
dan friesen
The fourth density, as it were.
jordan holmes
What does that even mean?
dan friesen
We're going to get back to that in a minute.
And we'll talk about that a lot here in a minute.
Because I know exactly where that's coming from.
But it's interesting because...
You just have all this non-falsifiable, non-verifiable stuff.
It's like there's black goo that works as a transmitter between our world and the fourth density.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
It takes all this negative stuff and brings it over there.
They stockpile it and need to eat it.
jordan holmes
Why wouldn't it?
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
That makes perfect sense.
dan friesen
All right, man.
I watched X-Files, too.
Whatever.
So then we'll move on, because we'll get back to the densities here in a bit.
jordan holmes
Yes, I would like to know which density is which.
dan friesen
We're in the third, but we'll get back to it here in a second, because we've got to talk about demons.
jordan holmes
Okay.
steven d kelley
But it is also something that is associated with what we would call demons, and this goes back to Lilith.
Which is essentially what we would refer to as the mother of demons, who is, according to history, is Adam's first wife.
Now, believe it or not, people think they attribute all sorts of activity on Earth to Lucifer.
Well, it's not really Lucifer, per se.
It's actually Lilith.
dan friesen
So, real quick.
jordan holmes
Right.
Everybody knows that.
dan friesen
The reason that Lilith is seen as evil...
jordan holmes
Is because she has control over her own sexuality.
dan friesen
She was not subservient to Adam.
jordan holmes
Yeah, they were pretty pissed off about that in the Apocrypha.
dan friesen
So it tracks that this guy would be like, she's actually the devil.
Because she would not be subservient.
jordan holmes
It's just like when women tell me what to do, or...
Do what they do without asking me?
Or don't do what I tell them to do?
unidentified
It's like, what could that be but the devil?
Super cool.
jordan holmes
There's no other explanation.
dan friesen
Spoiler alert, I did a little bit of looking into, I got...
Down a wormhole, looking at the lineups from the Lilith Fair.
jordan holmes
I knew you would.
I knew you would.
dan friesen
And 1997, the first Lilith Fair, a couple people I really like got their start on the winning local contests and getting to be on the side stage.
Dido was on the side stage of the 1997 Lilith Fair before White Flag or Thank You or any of those songs came up.
Also, Lauren Hoffman.
jordan holmes
Great.
dan friesen
Super awesome singer-songwriter lady.
Anyway, who cares?
There's so many people that like awesome female musicians that just pop up.
jordan holmes
Lil' Fair is great!
dan friesen
No, I understand.
But you have those big name folks and then a ton of people who you had no idea were involved with it before they were big.
Crazy.
Also, a little trivia.
jordan holmes
Lil' Fair trivia?
dan friesen
1997 for the tour.
Who was the only act to perform on every date other than Sarah McLachlan?
jordan holmes
Wait, on the Little Affair tour?
dan friesen
Yes.
All of them were tours.
I didn't realize that for a while.
jordan holmes
I'm going to go with Jim, the CPA.
dan friesen
Incorrect.
jordan holmes
No, okay.
dan friesen
Yeah, it was all ladies, bro.
jordan holmes
It was all ladies.
dan friesen
Suzanne Vega.
jordan holmes
I did not know that.
dan friesen
The singer of Tom's Diner.
jordan holmes
Don't do that!
Don't do that!
That song gets inside everybody's head forever.
dan friesen
And then also, Luca.
She lives on the seventh floor.
She's the one upstairs.
jordan holmes
Luca Brazi.
dan friesen
The one you try to ignore.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
Oh, man, that's a brutal song.
unidentified
Anyway.
dan friesen
Back to the clip.
jordan holmes
All right, all right.
steven d kelley
So, when you talk about these underground bases, this is the thing that I really wanted to get to, is that the Getty, when we go down under the Getty...
dan friesen
You don't.
steven d kelley
There's a point where we stop.
Okay?
Then we don't go any farther.
jordan holmes
It's called the bottom.
steven d kelley
And maybe the day will come when we can go farther, but we're not...
I don't know anybody that's gone past this point yet.
And this is a really awful point.
This is the point where...
unidentified
They're doing the really nasty shit.
steven d kelley
Yeah.
So I don't know what the hell's down there, but when you talk about aliens, yes, that's probably where they are.
They're probably down there below that level.
But we don't really...
kerry cassidy
So...
jordan holmes
So wait, the cavers aren't aliens?
dan friesen
It's unclear.
There's a mix.
Demons?
I don't know.
Look, what he's saying there, just because we've got to parse it out a little bit, is...
I can't bring myself to imagine the next level.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
I know that I would have to say some really...
jordan holmes
Who am I, Dante?
Come on!
dan friesen
I'd have to come up with some really fucked up specifics, and I don't really want to do that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, see, now this is where you call in Alex, because Alex can come up with your horrible fucking nightmare scenarios.
dan friesen
You need your own Alex.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Too bad Jim can't be that, or Don.
Let Don do it.
jordan holmes
Jim was a great CPA, though.
You gotta give him that.
dan friesen
It is true.
jordan holmes
He was really talented.
dan friesen
Hard to come by.
jordan holmes
You just don't see that kind of talent in the CPA game.
dan friesen
So again, just to reinforce this.
kerry cassidy
So in terms of, you do a lot of this by remote viewing, if you want to call it that, but as far as going there in person, did you go there exactly once, or did you go there more than once?
steven d kelley
Well, when you say go there, are you talking about going underground or just visiting the art?
kerry cassidy
No.
I mean, going underground, you know, you guys, didn't you sneak in underground one time?
Am I mistaken?
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
steven d kelley
That was a tour.
That was actually a tour.
That was my brother went on a tour with...
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
My brother, who does not have the same psychic powers that I do.
dan friesen
He's a pale shadow of me.
jordan holmes
Not even close to that.
He'll never forgive me for saying that, but I just got to let you know.
My brother went on a tour.
dan friesen
I'm shrugging.
I don't know.
jordan holmes
That's it.
dan friesen
So yeah, that's just to reinforce, he's never been there.
jordan holmes
That is the closest we will get to a full-on Carrie Cassidy dig.
dan friesen
No, later.
Wait, wait, wait.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
Are we going to get a better one?
dan friesen
He makes a cardinal sin.
jordan holmes
No, her saying, so when you're remote viewing, or if you want to call it that, is such a slight, like, you don't know what I know.
dan friesen
You know what?
jordan holmes
You are not doing what I know.
Other people are doing.
You're full of shit.
dan friesen
I'm noticing a slight trend where Carrie doesn't quite trust remote viewers.
Because she's kind of being shitty to him.
And then that episode with Courtney Brown that we did, she clearly had had enough of his bullshit.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
She was done with that noise.
dan friesen
There is a sense that she doesn't think that everybody who remote views is telling the truth or knows what they're doing.
It's a strange line to draw.
jordan holmes
One thing that she is...
You don't even have physical fake proof.
Right, right.
You might just be making this up.
You didn't even bother to take a photo of your TV and redo it.
You're pathetic.
dan friesen
But he's in with Billy.
jordan holmes
Billy's a remote viewer.
dan friesen
Anyway, in this next clip we find out that these cavers, they've been planning forever, maybe thousands of years, all of their plans.
And they know the day will come that they might get found out.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
And they have a plan for that.
And this makes me believe Steve's story way less.
steven d kelley
And you see, this is the thing.
They've been planning for this for hundreds of years.
Obviously, what we're dealing with is a...
I don't want to use the word conspiracy, but the people that we're dealing with here have been working on this for thousands of years, and the planning and the building of the undergrounds are also equally ancient, and they've been planning since day one that when the day comes that we rise up and confront them, that they will destroy everything and try to, well, not destroy the bunker, but destroy the entrances and take us out with them.
dan friesen
Interesting.
Shit plan.
unidentified
Why...
jordan holmes
From day one.
Which...
First off, which day one?
Are we talking...
dan friesen
Thousands of years ago?
jordan holmes
But, like, biblical day one?
Like, 8,000 years?
Like, what are we talking about day one?
Are we talking about Big Bang day one?
Are we talking about when they were created or when they evolved?
dan friesen
I'm just going to let you work this out for a little bit.
jordan holmes
I just want to know more about this day one.
Which day one?
And if your plan includes we're building this thing to fucking chill and have a good time, but we at the same time know that eventually the day will come when they will come knocking on our door and we'll have to burn all the entrances.
If you can see that far in the future, why can't you see a future where you don't have them knock on your door?
Maybe don't even fucking bother!
dan friesen
Well, I can tell you because I watched his lecture about this.
I have a little bit more context.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Here's a quote from that lecture about this.
jordan holmes
I'm lying.
dan friesen
There's a book written about a hundred years ago.
Very, very controversial book.
You're not even allowed to talk about it, or they'll practically throw you in jail just for mentioning it in public.
jordan holmes
None dare call it book.
dan friesen
And in that book, there's a chapter with a line, and that line essentially says, quote, What fear do we have of the blank?
None.
If we have an awesome weapon, the undergrounds, the metropolitans.
He goes on to poorly quote...
jordan holmes
The giant flashlights.
dan friesen
He goes on to quote a passage, and this passage is from the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.
jordan holmes
No!
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
No, he can't be a pest dispenser!
dan friesen
Oh, he's a big one.
jordan holmes
God damn it!
God damn it!
dan friesen
His whole idea comes from the protocols.
jordan holmes
Why does it come back to being a pest?
dan friesen
Always.
jordan holmes
God damn it!
dan friesen
So this is protocol number nine.
This is from that, that he's working off of.
And when he says blank, he doesn't want to, in the room, say juice.
No, goyim.
jordan holmes
Goyam.
dan friesen
Because that's the word he's clearly blanking out.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
Because he doesn't want to make it clear what he's talking about in the lecture.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But the quote from Protocols is, quote, You may say that the Goyam will rise upon us, arms and hand, if they guess what is going on before the time comes.
But in the West, we have against this maneuver of such an appalling terror that the very stoutest hearts quail.
The undergrounds, metropolitans, those subterranean corridors, which before the time comes, will be driven under all the capitals and from whence those capitals will be blown into the air with their organizations and archives.
The fact that he says the undergrounds, metropolitans, he references at the end the organizations and archives, it's very clear this is directly the quote he's talking about.
jordan holmes
That's a Pez dispenser.
dan friesen
So a little bit later in the lecture.
jordan holmes
Such a bummer, Dan.
dan friesen
It gets so much worse.
A little bit later in the lecture, he says this, quote, That passage is from the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.
There, I said it.
I'm not an anti-Semite.
I have a lot of Jewish friends.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you are.
dan friesen
This book was written over a hundred years ago, and it's totally accurate.
Sorry for going off on a tangent like that.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
dan friesen
So he believes, without any proof, except for...
Dubious remote viewing and passages from the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.
jordan holmes
And also never having gone to the Getty Museum, which I have been to.
Fantastic.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's great.
jordan holmes
It's great.
dan friesen
Man, the history of the Getty Museum is fucking crazy.
jordan holmes
So good.
dan friesen
Just a super rich dude who's like, I'm going to start amassing art.
And then he's like, well, I need a bigger space to put all this fucking art.
And then he died and they turned it into a giant museum.
Yeah, fantastic.
Fucking grandkid was kidnapped or some shit.
unidentified
Eh, fuck.
dan friesen
They made that movie with Kevin Spacey and then had to get Kevin Spacey out of it and put Christopher Plummer in it.
jordan holmes
Yikes.
Now that's what the Jews were playing all along.
unidentified
Could be.
jordan holmes
Could be.
Protocols.
What's weird about the Pez is that people don't know is that it's all about taking down the Spacey.
That's what it's always been about.
Kevin, Spacey, fourth dimension, densities.
dan friesen
Freak out.
jordan holmes
All in there.
dan friesen
Promise you we'll get back to densities.
So the idea is that once humanity finds out, then they will blow it up, and then it'll kill all the people who are trying to get in, along with the people down there, which again, if I had thousands of years of planning and magical abilities, I think I could probably come up with a better plan.
You could pull it off.
Teleportation.
Let's throw that in there.
Make things invisible.
Brain control.
jordan holmes
That would happen.
dan friesen
I don't know.
Any of these things.
jordan holmes
Magic.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You could just use magic.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
Really, the thing about magic is that the only constraint is your imagination.
And the people who talk the most about magic and it being real tend to have zero imagination when it comes to planning.
dan friesen
You know what would be so easy?
Magic?
You wouldn't need to blow anything up.
Just release gas or something like that.
That would work.
So anyway.
jordan holmes
Why are we so much better at being evil than evil people, Dan?
I'm telling you!
dan friesen
Because the...
Like, he's not evil.
He's a manipulative liar.
Like, the evil people in this situation are made up.
He's imagining fake evil people that he's working against.
We can do better than the shadows in his mind.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
Because he's crazy and is a guy who rips people off who want lasers on their guns.
jordan holmes
And because we're not as jealous of our brothers.
dan friesen
I am.
My brother's got an awesome ice cream shop.
Go check it out.
It's called Betty Ray's.
If you're ever in Kansas City, make the best ice cream this side of the Mississippi.
Second location opening soon.
jordan holmes
But I'll tell you what.
Psychic powers?
Can't compare to yours.
dan friesen
Oh, absolutely.
jordan holmes
Not even close.
dan friesen
I don't think David can...
jordan holmes
I don't know if he'll ever forgive you for saying that.
dan friesen
I don't think he's ever lucid-dreamed.
Maybe he has.
jordan holmes
See, there we go.
dan friesen
Anyway, I don't think that's a psychic ability.
I think it's just a function of memory and awareness.
Anyway, the idea is they're going to blow it up.
But if they're going to blow it up, they need an excuse.
jordan holmes
Do they?
dan friesen
Well, hear me out.
jordan holmes
Because I feel like they own it.
dan friesen
You can't...
Just blow up something in Los Angeles without an excuse.
This is where Trump comes in.
Hold on.
steven d kelley
So this is the thing.
I'm going to get into the real-life drama right now.
Donald Trump is meeting in Indonesia with Kim.
And obviously they want to end the nuclear episode.
But what's really going on behind the scenes is that...
The CIA was using Kim Jong-un and North Korea as an excuse or a scapegoat for when the time came to blow up the Getty.
They were going to blame it on North Korea and a North Korean submarine.
So Donald Trump is basically removing that.
And what else is happening right now is that not only is he making peace with North Korea so that they can't use that excuse as a, you know...
precipitation of some sort of event of course but at the same time i'm getting through channels coming from coming down from the white house actually that uh they're actually talking about the getty right now they're talking about the nuclear trap door at the getty so right so i suspect that the reason why we don't have the marines crashing down the door and the reason why we don't have donald trump out there saying okay what's up with the getty
Is that they are aware of the nuclear bomb and they're aware of the politics and the, you know...
dan friesen
The you know.
jordan holmes
You know, the whole thing.
They're aware of it.
dan friesen
So his conception is that there's a nuclear blast door and also a nuke down there.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
That they're going to set off if and when...
Steve and his militia get together and storm the doors.
They're going to set off a nuke in order to, I don't know, get rid of all the evidence of satanic temples grounds below this.
It wouldn't work.
Even that wouldn't work.
Like, in terms of...
jordan holmes
Do you know what it...
Well, that's the thing.
That's what MAGA actually means.
Mutually Assured Getty Assassination.
That's what it really stands for.
dan friesen
Annihilation.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's way better.
dan friesen
It is.
jordan holmes
I fucked up.
God damn it.
Now I'm going to think about that all night.
dan friesen
Now that we've had a little bit of time to talk about it, I don't think there's any problem with that last clip.
unidentified
I think it makes total sense.
jordan holmes
That is the worst.
That is a bad plan.
dan friesen
Well, it's kind of a deep mixture between Watchmen a little bit.
jordan holmes
Okay, I can see some Watchmen.
dan friesen
And then you have a little bit of Lost in there, too.
You have to write it to that point in Lost.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
I've only watched the first three episodes, you're right.
dan friesen
There's the Swan Station, no, the hatch.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
It has a thermonuclear bomb underneath it.
There's a failsafe in case things go wrong.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
So there's that kind of, which actually works with his timeline.
Lost would have been out at the time that he's coming up with his philosophies.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So it's possible that some of that is influencing him.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
There's just so much bullshit.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's crazy.
jordan holmes
And it's drawn from so many terrible places, too.
dan friesen
Yeah.
But it all...
jordan holmes
You know, it's like how so many right-wing pundits are failed comedians.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Like, they just don't have a sense of humor.
They don't get anything as far as humor or creativity goes.
That guy from The Proud Boys.
Yeah, so they wind up showing up in these, like...
Racist bullshit tirades because they think that what they're doing is being provocative or funny.
dan friesen
I'm a comic who succeeded to an extent and then realized I've probably hit my ceiling.
I'm going to do something else.
I'm still having fun, but I was never a complete failure.
I was funny.
jordan holmes
Right, exactly.
dan friesen
But you could make the argument in some definition I'm a failed stand-up.
jordan holmes
I am a failed stand-up who has already exceeded his limit.
This is as good as I get.
dan friesen
I'm a failed stand-up to the world, but I'm not to my own expectations and my own experience.
Those people, like Gavin McGinnis, was a failure.
He was never funny on stage.
Dave Rubin, I've seen clips of him do stand-up.
He's a disaster.
He's the only person who's...
jordan holmes
Well, we saw Alex do stand-up, so there we go.
dan friesen
The only person who's even close to that world who is genuinely pretty funny as a stand-up is Rogan.
And he's not even fully in that world.
He's just...
He's too...
jordan holmes
He's descending quickly into caver hell.
dan friesen
Not really.
I mean, he's a mess and he needs to be much more critical of the people he allows on.
Or he needs to be better about calling them out.
But there have been a couple episodes.
He had Dave Rubin on recently and Candace Owens.
And on both of those, he shouldn't have had them on, period.
I don't need to tell someone what they should or shouldn't do.
At least there were good instances on each of those episodes where he was like, what are you talking about?
That doesn't make sense.
I appreciate that.
If he wants to have these people on and embarrass them, God bless you.
But if you want to just have fucking Jordan Peterson on again and be like, oh, you're hilarious, you're smart.
jordan holmes
Instead of stabbing him to death.
dan friesen
There's no time for that.
jordan holmes
But these guys are like that, except they're failed fan fiction writers.
Like, it's even that far back.
Like, fan fiction is awesome.
And if you write good fan fiction, great for you.
These guys are like people who tried to write fan fiction and failed at that.
dan friesen
No one came to their Zynga page.
jordan holmes
Yeah, not even trying to write fiction, like trying to write fan fiction about somebody else's stuff because they can't come up with their own ideas.
And they realize that they couldn't even come up with their own ideas based off of other people's ideas.
So they just pull this bullshit, which is just like a random ass...
unidentified
And then the guy has powers.
jordan holmes
But you know what?
dan friesen
I'm glad they do.
jordan holmes
It's fucking pathetic.
dan friesen
I'm still glad they do.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It helps me get by.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Gives us a break from Alex Jones every day.
jordan holmes
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
dan friesen
So we get now to Kerry saying something stupid about Donald Trump.
jordan holmes
Okay.
kerry cassidy
What about the notion that Donald Trump has been going around supposedly arresting at least some pedophiles, supposedly taking them and interrogating them?
Maybe doing military trials offshore in Navy vessels.
alex jones
Vessels?
kerry cassidy
As I'm hearing.
unidentified
Vessels?
kerry cassidy
And I'm hearing this from more than one witness back channel as well.
So it's not just a rumor.
dan friesen
Kind of is.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Just because multiple people are telling you it doesn't mean it's not a rumor.
jordan holmes
In fact, that's actually how rumors work.
Multiple people spread them.
dan friesen
Also...
Even if you had military tribunals for these people on boats, like in international waters, presumably, you've still got to put them in prison somewhere.
There's still going to be a record of them.
jordan holmes
Leavenworth, Dan!
dan friesen
There's still going to be a record of them somewhere.
It's not like you can just disappear them or kill them.
jordan holmes
Not even the cavers can disappear people.
They send them to Leavenworth.
dan friesen
There's no due process you could be enacting where there's a pedophile, you take them out in a boat, you give them a fucking trial, and then kill them.
There's not, like, a death penalty for that.
Like, I know that we all feel like maybe there should be, but there's...
Right.
This argument doesn't work.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
It only works...
jordan holmes
No, it doesn't.
dan friesen
It only works if, like, you believe, like Carrie and Steve do, they're eating these people.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
These children and shit like that.
jordan holmes
Now that makes sense, though.
dan friesen
Which you've got to prove.
jordan holmes
I'm kind of fine with that.
dan friesen
Which you've got to prove.
unidentified
Even if you're on a fucking boat, you've still got to prove it.
dan friesen
It's not like the burden of proof is any less in the water.
unidentified
laughter laughter Ha ha ha.
dan friesen
If it's in international waters, it's probably even more severe, because now you're under, like, UN aegis.
You know, you're under the auspices...
jordan holmes
We just withdrew from the UN Human Rights Council.
We can eat whomever we want, wherever we want, Dan.
dan friesen
Congratulations on that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, great job, guys.
dan friesen
So now, Jordan, we get to...
jordan holmes
How does...
unidentified
Has Carrie ever, like...
jordan holmes
Expressed her opinion on the old DT?
The guy who should be executed?
dan friesen
Yeah, I think she's for him.
jordan holmes
She's for him?
dan friesen
I think so.
jordan holmes
That's such a bummer.
dan friesen
Well, because she believes a lot in this other stupid shit.
jordan holmes
Right, but come on.
If you have dreams like her...
dan friesen
When she says in there, I'm sorry to do the finger swirl.
jordan holmes
No, that's fine.
dan friesen
When she says in that clip, what about this I hear?
She's not asking a question.
She's bringing that up.
At the end of that, she's not waiting for an answer.
She's bringing it up and then launches into another thing that she's in favor of.
So there's a lot, because of the overlap between the stolen valor in the intelligence community thing that's going on, mixed with the secret space program bullshit, and the heavy over...
I think that a lot of the things that Alex is being lied to about, she's being lied to, too.
Like, Robert David Steele has been on her show a bit.
He's the one, if you don't remember, he's on Alex's show and talked about the Mars bases where children are being held.
He's been on Project Camelot and told her a bunch of stuff about how Trump is...
Working towards blah, blah, blah.
So whatever behind-the-scenes, back-channels there are, it exists in both worlds.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
And I don't know if they're all the same people, but there's probably similar people.
So, boy, I'll tell you what.
jordan holmes
Boy, I tell you what.
dan friesen
In this next clip, I told you earlier that before the cock crowed three times.
jordan holmes
Yes.
Before Paul denies our lord.
dan friesen
It's actually very much appropriate because Steve makes a big faux pas in this next clip, and that is Carrie brings up Mark Richards.
jordan holmes
Oh, no!
And Steve is like, that dude's a murderer!
dan friesen
No, just he's not impressed.
kerry cassidy
You know, I guess you might know about my interviews with Captain Mark Richards, the Secret Space Program, and I've interviewed him now eight times.
And I go up to...
To interview him in prison.
And he's talking about these, you know, they are going to try to arrest pedophiles and take them offshore and so on.
But they're never going to get the highest level.
steven d kelley
Do you want to know what I have to say about that?
kerry cassidy
What?
Sure.
And there's, you know, there's Draco involved as well because this is a big war.
Not just reptilians are one level.
unidentified
Oh, man.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, no.
I want to play that 300 more times.
Draco Evolved 2, sure.
I completely...
I love it.
That's perfect.
dan friesen
I noticed that, but I fucking forgot it.
That hit me.
That's...
That's a go-fuck-yourself moment.
unidentified
Draco Evolved.
Draco Evolved.
dan friesen
See if I can get back to that.
jordan holmes
Sure, Draco.
steven d kelley
Do you want to know what I have to say about that?
jordan holmes
Oh, yes.
kerry cassidy
Sure.
And there's Draco involved as well, because this is a big war.
Not just reptilians are one level, but Draco are another level.
And I was just going to say, I know, but let me finish just so I can paint the picture a little bit more.
Mark Richards and his father were famous for having gone in with the military into Dulce.
And rescuing, they did rescue a number of the abductees.
unidentified
Did they?
kerry cassidy
And what they said happened was the next night they were abducted again by the Greys.
jordan holmes
They could be lying.
kerry cassidy
I mean, it's hideous shit, but, you know, he had no vested interest in lying about this, I have to say.
So, you know, how do you look at this?
You know, you're a smart guy.
steven d kelley
Most people are not even close to being to this level, let alone...
You know, this is a thing like the petition.
You talk about the effectiveness of the petition.
Yes, it's...
dan friesen
Just to be clear on that, he has a petition to get the military to storm Getty.
And Kerry takes issue with the idea of, like, why do you have a petition?
What's that going to do?
And so that's sort of a little in-the-background argument they've been having.
jordan holmes
So he's got a petition?
dan friesen
Yeah, but hold on.
We're going to talk more about that.
unidentified
To invade the Getty?
dan friesen
We're going to talk more about that.
jordan holmes
All right.
steven d kelley
Oh, the petition is a finger.
Pointing at the latch on Pandora's box.
kerry cassidy
I understand.
unidentified
Sure.
jordan holmes
No, you don't!
steven d kelley
As far as the secret space program and all of this is concerned and its relationship to what's going on underground, it's the same people.
It's the Third Reich.
The Third Reich is very much involved.
We have everything that's going on in Agartha and all that.
People don't have any clues to that.
We can't even begin to talk about that because most people, this is way over their head.
dan friesen
Oh, shit.
You said too many specifics.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
Dan, did you research this?
dan friesen
No, it's just stuff I already knew about.
I know what he's talking about.
jordan holmes
It's the Third Reich.
dan friesen
Right, which is Nazis.
jordan holmes
Right, but, I mean, haven't we...
Can't we get past that?
Aren't we at the Fourth Reich at least now?
dan friesen
Well, the problem is...
jordan holmes
Because the Third Reich failed.
dan friesen
The problem is that he uses the word Agartha.
jordan holmes
He did use the word Agartha.
dan friesen
So in a number of contexts, that word can mean a number of different things.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Generally, it can be used as a fill-in term for like the Garden of Eden in some weird internet conspiracy worlds.
jordan holmes
Did not know that.
dan friesen
But something along the lines of like a mythical city like El Dorado or Shangri-La.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
Agartha is sort of in the same vein in some worlds.
jordan holmes
Sounds real mythical.
dan friesen
Because Steve mentioned the Third Reich and Agartha, I unfortunately know that 100% he believes in hollow earth theory.
Because that is very specifically a belief that they have.
jordan holmes
Where do these fucking guys come from?
dan friesen
They come from...
jordan holmes
So he's got all of these balls in the air?
How do you have the time to believe in all of this bullshit?
Can't you also just believe that, like...
dan friesen
He's integrated a lot of it.
jordan holmes
It's nice.
dan friesen
There's a five-hour video you guys can watch online if you want to about the hidden history of humanity.
jordan holmes
Yeah, don't.
dan friesen
I've watched it because I used to work at Groupon, and you gotta kill the time.
jordan holmes
That's a good point.
dan friesen
And it also has a nice soundtrack to it, and some of these people have funny voices.
No, no, no, no.
Wait, did you just watch Deep Throat?
So, according...
jordan holmes
Not even that.
That was literally the first soundtrack that popped in my head.
dan friesen
That's a 70s porn soundtrack.
unidentified
Period.
jordan holmes
I know.
For sure.
dan friesen
By the way, not vaguely one.
No. 100% one for one.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
No, I guarantee it.
I don't know which one, but it's there.
dan friesen
So, according to people who believe in this theory...
Way back in the day, Atlantis and Lemuria existed, and they were highly technologically advanced civilizations.
jordan holmes
Wonderful.
dan friesen
Depending on who tells the story, it could be that the two got into a war, or it could be that they started experimenting with things they weren't supposed to experiment with, and they blew themselves up.
jordan holmes
That is the plot to Disney's Atlantis.
Right.
dan friesen
It's also a lot of the mythology that comes down from the Edgar Cayce's and the Helena Blavatsky's Theosophist Movement.
jordan holmes
I think that might be Michael J. Fox's best film.
I'm not going to lie to you.
dan friesen
Interesting.
jordan holmes
Loved the Frighteners.
Huge fan of Back to the Future.
But, man, Michael J. Fox's work in Atlantis was incredible.
dan friesen
I mean, time has shown that Back to the Future is certainly more beloved, but I'm not going to get into that argument now.
So, as the theory goes, the survivors of Atlantis, being highly evolved beings, fled to the interior of the Earth.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
In order to, I guess, help humanity continue to evolve.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Although it's unclear that that was what they were doing up until that point.
So, the remainders of Atlantis, the people, the highly evolved beings, now live in the middle of the Earth.
jordan holmes
Like Jim!
The CPA!
dan friesen
They now live in the middle of the Earth, which is either like, it's generally...
The terms of it are very weird, but they've split into two falsely warring factions.
jordan holmes
I don't want to continue.
Once you start saying they split into...
Why?
What?
Sure.
Fine.
Continue.
dan friesen
Well, but actually, I'm going to bring this back to Alex.
I promise.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So they have these two falsely warring factions.
There's Shambhala and Argartha, which are the two groups that through, like one of them is the Templars and one is the Masons.
It's like these two schools that are faking to be at war with each other throughout human history.
Sure, why not?
jordan holmes
Soss it all in there.
dan friesen
So through their false warring, they've influenced the entire history of all human history.
jordan holmes
Doesn't seem hard.
dan friesen
They're rooted in the same group, but use the appearance of disagreement to sway everyone.
Kind of exactly what Alex thinks the globalists do.
Agartha was on the side of the Nazis, which is how I know that this is what Steve is referring to.
According to this entire mythology, there's all...
But look, here's the thing.
What you have to realize is a lot of this comes down...
From people who have channeled aliens and stuff like that.
A lot of it comes down from very discredited scholars.
In the same way that Alex misrepresents primary sources, they do some of the same.
But there's no solid evidence of any of this.
jordan holmes
You know, I sometimes both admire your knowledge of this stuff and pity you.
dan friesen
I love it.
jordan holmes
Like, that's...
Brilliant.
dan friesen
I'm not even joking.
tucker carlson
I'm not joking.
jordan holmes
I'm literally at a place now where I am like...
I'm astonished by how much you know about this.
dan friesen
I have so much more.
jordan holmes
And at the same time, goddammit, Dan, you don't need to know this stuff.
Life goes on.
dan friesen
No, this is all I need to know about it.
jordan holmes
Fair enough.
dan friesen
So, there's no evidence of this at all, like, in terms of real things.
unidentified
Oh, yeah?
dan friesen
But the biggest proponent behind the theory, and one of the main talking heads...
jordan holmes
Jim!
dan friesen
In that five-hour...
No, Jim doesn't come into play.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
But it's Eric Von Daniken.
jordan holmes
There are always Vons.
dan friesen
Well, you know, Eric Von Daniken's a big ancient aliens guy.
I love this.
I found this Carl Sagan quote about Eric Von Daniken.
jordan holmes
Fuck that guy!
dan friesen
Von Daniken's big book is called Chariots of the Gods.
And a lot of it is mistranslations of, like, Sumerian and stuff like that he had no knowledge of.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
He's making giant assumptions.
jordan holmes
I don't even think most people, like, not even experts in Sumerian can translate it perfectly, right?
unidentified
It's...
dan friesen
I don't know.
It's difficult.
It's definitely difficult.
There are very few people who you can trust.
jordan holmes
Yeah, there's like five.
dan friesen
Perhaps.
But Carl Sagan had this to say about his book.
That quote...
That writing as careless as von Daniken's, whose principal thesis is that our ancestors were dummies, should be so popular as a sober commentary on the credulousness and despair of our times.
I also hope for the continuing popularity of books like Chariots of the Gods in high school and college logic courses as object lessons in sloppy thinking.
I know no recent books so riddled with logical and factual errors as the works of Eric von Daniken.
In past works, Von Daniken has referred to the, quote, Book of Dzyan, D-Z-Y-A-N, which does not exist.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that seems like a big sticking point for Sagan.
dan friesen
He's referenced it.
jordan holmes
Sagan is not a big fan of non-existent things.
dan friesen
No, we're outside the quote now.
This is just another note.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
That book, the Book of Dzyan, does not exist.
It's a figment of Helena Blavatsky's imagination and only exists in, quote, her astral realm.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Kind of how the necronomicon of the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred only exists in Lovecraft's fiction.
jordan holmes
Or L. Ron Hubbard's Excalibur.
dan friesen
Sure.
But Von Daniken pretends it's real and brings it in as a piece of evidence in a lot of his work.
jordan holmes
Ash vs.
the Evil Dead.
dan friesen
So now one of the things...
jordan holmes
He was involved in that, right?
dan friesen
I want to talk about Von Daniken a little bit more just because he is very central to this...
This world, this ancient alien specifically, the hollow earth version of it.
And you need to really...
There's a lot of other guys we could get into who are equally discredible.
But Von Daniken is really almost patient zero.
He's the pappy of them all, the big one.
So I took a little bit of time to look at him.
unidentified
He's this Pez dispenser.
jordan holmes
Whatever his Pez is, he's the dispenser of this.
dan friesen
Yeah, perhaps.
I don't know.
That's the thing about him.
I'm not entirely sure that he necessarily has the same anti-Jew stuff going on.
jordan holmes
I'm not saying that he's a literal Pez dispenser.
I mean, in the sense that the Protocols of the Elders of Zion dispense all of this bullshit from that source.
In the same way he is that source that all of this bullshit flows from.
dan friesen
Yes, yes, yeah.
So, a whole lot of the ancient alien stuff, and von Däniken's work in particular, seems to be rooted around a disbelief that non-white people could have created anything in the past.
jordan holmes
Great.
dan friesen
So, instead of researching the reality of these tribal cultures, people like Eric von Däniken just cry aliens whenever they see something that seems surprising.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
One of the critiques of him was that he said to just, quote, ignore the real achievements of our ancestors and constitute the ultimate in racism.
He belittles the abilities and ingenuity of the human species as a whole.
Before writing Chariots of the Gods, von Daniken had done time Of course.
People were like, no.
Then he found a publishing house that was willing to put it out, provided he allow an actual writer to completely rewrite the book.
unidentified
Okay.
Okay.
jordan holmes
So, okay.
So, they are, this is the producer meeting right here.
This is the, listen, I'm your literary agent.
I have got you this amazing deal.
It is going to be, we're going to give you 60% of the proceeds of this book.
dan friesen
Spoiler rule, I actually know what he got.
He got seven.
unidentified
But go ahead.
jordan holmes
Seven percent.
All right.
We love it.
It's great.
You are amazing.
Can we have somebody rewrite all of it?
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Yay!
dan friesen
Because everyone else said no.
jordan holmes
Millionaire!
dan friesen
It actually was a much bigger success than it deserved to be.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
So he had to have it rewritten, and his book was rewritten by a guy named Utz Utterman under the pseudonym Wilhelm Ruggersdorf.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Now you might ask, why the pseudonym?
jordan holmes
No.
I wasn't going to ask that.
I thought it was obvious.
It's because they don't want anybody's name anywhere near that bullshit.
dan friesen
No, it's probably because Utterman was a Nazi writer slash filmmaker, which is code for propagandist.
jordan holmes
Great.
dan friesen
He was a Nazi who did not get punished.
jordan holmes
It always comes back to...
It always comes back to hating Jews and Nazis.
dan friesen
But I don't know...
jordan holmes
What is wrong with people?
dan friesen
See, I don't know if his theories were actually, like, hating Jews necessarily.
It certainly invalidates a lot of tribal people and whatever.
But it is certainly interesting that the guy who rewrote it was a Nazi propagandist.
jordan holmes
Always comes down.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, the same year that the book was published, Eric Von Daniken was arrested for fraud, having falsified hotel records and credit references to scam $130,000 over a period of 12 years.
jordan holmes
Con man's got a con!
dan friesen
He unsuccessfully entered a plea of nullity.
On the grounds that his intentions were not malicious and that the credit institutions were at fault for failing to adequately research his references.
jordan holmes
That's a good argument.
unidentified
That's a good argument.
Come on, man.
jordan holmes
I'm a liar.
Why didn't you know?
dan friesen
They should have caught me.
unidentified
It's on you.
dan friesen
And then on the 13th of February, 1970, he was sentenced to three and a half years imprisonment, during which time he wrote his second book, Gods from Outer Space.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
Of course.
Also...
I have one more thing I want to read, and I hate to do this.
I hate to read straight from Wikipedia.
Lies.
You love it.
I don't.
I don't respect them generally as a source, because people are going to just edit stuff.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But there's a lot of citations.
You can find the backing evidence of this.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And the way it's written, I didn't want to rewrite it, because it's just...
steven d kelley
Dead on.
dan friesen
It's fantastic.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So this is another damning indictment of Eric Von Daniken.
Here we go.
So, in Gold of the Gods, which is another one of his books.
jordan holmes
Gold of the Gods!
dan friesen
He has a lot of things of the gods.
jordan holmes
That's a sequel to...
What's it called?
What was the first book?
dan friesen
A book put out by Ted Anderson.
Chariots of the Gods was the first one.
jordan holmes
Chariots of the Gods.
dan friesen
And then Gods from Outer Space, as I believe his follow-up.
jordan holmes
And now we're at Golds of the Gods.
dan friesen
I'm not even sure that's his third one.
There might have been more.
But also, there's tons of instances of things.
jordan holmes
A lot of the Gods.
dan friesen
That he got way wrong, and then they're just like, hey, what about that?
He's like, eh.
jordan holmes
Eh, I'll deal with that in my upcoming book, Blank of the Gods.
dan friesen
So in Gold of the Gods, Von Daniken describes an expedition that he undertook through man-made tunnels within Cueva de los Tayos, the natural cave system in Ecuador, guided by a local man named Juan Moritz.
He reported seeing mounds of gold, strange statues, and a library containing metal tablets, all of which he considered to be evidence of ancient extraterrestrial visitation.
jordan holmes
No other explanation.
dan friesen
A local priest, Father Crespi, stewarded a collection of gold extraterrestrial relics, he said.
Love it.
Moritz told Der Spiegel that there had been no expedition.
Von Daniken's descriptions came from a, quote, long conversation, and the photos in the book had been, quote, fiddled.
During the 1974 interview, Von Daniken asserted that he had indeed seen the library and the artifacts in the tunnels, but he embellished some aspects of the story to make it more interesting.
jordan holmes
I maybe made a couple of things different.
dan friesen
Quote.
jordan holmes
It's not a big deal, though.
I'm doing it for...
unidentified
Look, you gotta fucking make it amazing.
jordan holmes
You gotta give a little bit of that joie de vivre.
I don't know what.
You gotta put a little bit of it in there.
dan friesen
Quote.
jordan holmes
You gotta sell it.
dan friesen
Quote, in German we say a writer, if he's not writing pure science, is allowed to use some dramaturgic effect.
jordan holmes
See, now that's...
dan friesen
Whatever German words.
jordan holmes
That's just lies.
dan friesen
Some theatrical effect.
jordan holmes
Some lies.
dan friesen
And that's what I have done.
Four years later, he admitted he had never been inside Cueva de la Thras.
jordan holmes
Right.
Well, I was never there.
dan friesen
And had fabricated the entire cave adventure.
jordan holmes
Look, I mean, I made it up!
But that's German for dramatic turging it!
dan friesen
A geologist found no evidence of artificial tunnels in the area.
Father Crespi's gold artifacts, according to an archaeologist consulted by Der Spiegel, were mostly brass imitations sold locally as tourist souvenirs.
jordan holmes
Love it.
dan friesen
That's what we're dealing with.
jordan holmes
I'm such a huge fan of every story that begins with...
A local priest found.
unidentified
And I'm like, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Ooh, give me more.
Give me more.
It's a local priest?
dan friesen
Fuck yes.
jordan holmes
Fuck yes.
dan friesen
I know we probably have gone too far down an Eric Von Daniken hole, but whenever I hear him say Agartha, that is a big red flag to me, especially in the context of Nazis, because I know he means hollow earth, and I know that he means this version of it.
There are certain words, much like, and we're going to get back.
The density stuff.
There are those words that I know what that means in this world because I've spent time on these message boards and I've studied this stupidity so much that I know like whereas it would just roll off your back or you might be confused by it.
jordan holmes
I had no idea.
dan friesen
It's code.
jordan holmes
It would never have occurred to me that there was a whole...
That's the interesting thing about this world that we live in and why it's awesome that you...
I've spent way too much time in it.
dan friesen
I've abused myself.
jordan holmes
I've murdered yourself through this.
Is that, like, so many of these asides, so many of these little, like, tossed-off factoids are like me, like, in my world, I would just go, well, that's more bullshit.
But with the knowledge that you have, it's like, no, that's not more bullshit.
That's bullshit that points to the...
Points to this bullshit.
And that bullshit encapsulates an entire white supremacy.
It always comes back to white supremacy.
dan friesen
It does, at least tertiarily.
jordan holmes
It always winds up being like one word next to the other word.
And I'm like, oh, he just said Agartha.
That's probably some other made-up bullshit like Reptoids.
dan friesen
It's another tunnel.
jordan holmes
That's some other made-up bullshit like Reptoids.
And instead it's like, no, I can point that back to him being a fucking Nazi.
And you're like, damn it!
dan friesen
Well, it's like what I would liken it to.
And actually, I could talk for another hour about that Hall of Earth stuff.
But it's like the privileged knowledge of the crazy is how I would put it.
And I don't mean to say that.
Let me take crazy away from it.
The privileged knowledge of a weird set in humanity.
Because most people don't get to know those things because they never put the time in, like, watching a five-hour fucking video or reading all of these things that I've read that are clearly lies.
But I was just interested in them.
Right.
unidentified
And you generally don't find someone who isn't out of their mind who knows these things.
dan friesen
Right.
unidentified
And so that's kind of fun.
jordan holmes
You are a Sherpa of bullshit.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll take you up bullshit mountain.
jordan holmes
You take all of us up bullshit mountain and you show us why it smells bad.
dan friesen
And why it seems like it's an outpost of InfoWars LLC along the way.
No kidding.
jordan holmes
They're all the same fucking mountain.
dan friesen
In this next clip, already Steve has made a faux pas.
In that he has said...
jordan holmes
Reveal he's a Nazi?
dan friesen
No.
Dracos are involved too.
jordan holmes
Dracos?
dan friesen
No.
He's made that faux pas in sort of shitting on Mark Richards a little bit.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
And I don't want to...
Here's what I have to say.
I hate that I'm saying this because I feel like it might come off as misogynistic.
And I don't mean it to be.
But I think Carrie Cassidy is in love with Mark Richards.
Because the way...
Oh, no!
She is so defensive of him.
jordan holmes
No, I can totally see that now.
dan friesen
To a level that I don't think people generally are, unless there is like...
You know, it doesn't have to be romantic.
jordan holmes
No, it doesn't have to be a romantic thing.
No, no, no.
I totally get what you're saying.
You can still be in love with someone now romantically.
unidentified
No, no.
jordan holmes
She clearly cares about him in a way that is beyond a professional relationship.
dan friesen
Yes, because there's so many times when you could just be like, hold on, what is he saying?
There's so many opportunities for that, and she never takes those opportunities.
jordan holmes
And anytime anyone else challenges...
His thoughts.
dan friesen
She gets very defensive.
jordan holmes
Like, if he...
In their interviews, if he is like, well, this guy said some dumb shit, she's like, he said this guy said some dumb shit, so I believe him.
But if anybody that she is interviewing says bad words about Mark, she goes apeshit.
dan friesen
Or contradicts his narrative.
It just becomes a disaster.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
I totally see that now.
dan friesen
And now we're going to see that play out in real time.
jordan holmes
Okay.
steven d kelley
And this is why when I say...
Like your Mark Richards doesn't understand.
Yes, they're not going to give up.
They will blow everything up before they give up.
kerry cassidy
Well, actually, I would say he understands more than almost any human I've met on the planet by virtue of the fact that he's dealt face-to-face with these beings for many years, and so did his father.
But aside from that, you know, I appreciate your approach.
I will say that there is another level.
dan friesen
So already, we'll get back to it in a second, but already it's like, look, you are disrespecting...
My main guy.
jordan holmes
That's such a brush off.
dan friesen
And you can hear the tone change from what was before this, like an interview, to now like, I respect your position.
jordan holmes
It's a shutdown.
That's the movie pitch meeting.
I respect what you're trying to do.
dan friesen
Right, right.
jordan holmes
Means goodbye.
Which means you're done.
You're done!
dan friesen
There's a feeling like Carrie's emotionally checked out of this interview.
jordan holmes
Yeah, for sure.
For sure.
kerry cassidy
I don't know if you've heard of this guy named Eddie Page who has got documented evidence showing that he's a group of 33 Pleiadians that were brought here and met with the president, worked for the CIA, were guarded by the CIA for their entire upbringing.
I interviewed him just a couple days ago.
He said there's a Pleiadian ship that has just entered our, I don't know if you'd call it our atmosphere, but very close to us.
Somewhere from the space station on in.
And that it's a mothership, so it's gigantic.
And I think, I can't remember the exact.
Measurements, but something like 18 miles in one direction, I think he said.
And that sort of thing.
So he said there's more on the way.
And it's interesting because I'm having him on the show.
I think it's, yeah, tomorrow afternoon.
I'm having him back.
And I'm just giving you this heads up because it's interesting.
We're dealing with a war of worlds, as you know.
And the question is, is that he's saying that the Pleiadians are saying that his, you know, contacts in the Pleiades are basically are sort of, they are, you know, brought Jesus.
They were...
jordan holmes
They brought Jesus!
kerry cassidy
Original genome, human genome.
Whether this is all completely correct or not is another matter.
We can delve into that on another...
jordan holmes
I saw Prometheus, Ridley Scott, not his best film.
I still think it's a lot more interesting than people gave it credit for.
Idris Elba, fantastic.
Anyways, reality.
Go ahead and shoot.
unidentified
Ha, ha, ha.
dan friesen
Clip's not done, but...
I do think there's a remarkable moment there where she's like, whether this is real or not, we could talk about another time.
I think that's the only thing we should be talking about.
jordan holmes
I think that's pretty much the only thing you should ever be talking about, right?
dan friesen
Yeah, I looked into Eddie Page a little bit.
We don't have time for it because it was a whole other interview that she did.
Boy, he gives me some red flags too.
jordan holmes
Jimmy Page's brother?
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
All of his information comes from, like, a psychologist set him down and did, like, these regressions that hypnotized him.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
Oh, boy.
Some of the stuff he said in those were crazy.
jordan holmes
That sure did not get disproven in that satanic panic era whenever so many children were pulled out and had their regressed memories get people fucking locked up with.
Anyways.
dan friesen
He supposedly was in Vietnam and then got taken by aliens.
When he was eight.
No, he was in the shit in Vietnam.
jordan holmes
Oh, he was in the shit?
dan friesen
Yeah, he was in the shit.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
He got taken by aliens, and he thought it was like five minutes later, but it was 11 days that he'd spent on an alien ship.
jordan holmes
That makes sense.
dan friesen
And then they had to regress him.
He got found in like a rice paddy.
jordan holmes
Soft rice or hard rice?
dan friesen
Hard rice.
Away from where he was.
Like miles away in a different uniform or some shit.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
I don't know.
You might have just been doing drugs in Vietnam.
jordan holmes
The uniform of the gods.
dan friesen
I don't know.
I don't...
jordan holmes
That was his next book.
dan friesen
That's true.
No, that's...
No, different guy.
Different guy.
kerry cassidy
Sort of conversation.
But the question is, is that they're saying there's no way that we can fight the Draco.
And the reptilians, and when, wait, and when.
unidentified
What?
kerry cassidy
And without sort of their help.
And Mark Richards is saying, I know this is, you know, I talk to a lot of people, Stephen, and Mark Richards is saying he deals with what are called the raptors, who...
Originally came from the dinosaurs in the Draco line, but split off back when, 65 million years or more ago, and went their own way and now are working with our military.
And he goes into great detail about this.
And so he's saying that they are offering their help.
In other words, we're in a situation where, yes, we have some tools to fight these beings, Earth has been a playground for these beings now for quite a number of eons.
And humans have also been their prey for a very long time.
So, you know, it's kind of, I think, you know, I appreciate your approach, but I think, you know, let's not be simplistic about it.
There's a lot to this picture.
steven d kelley
There's not that many of them out there.
There's not that many.
There's a lot more of us.
Okay, this is why they want to kill us off.
So badly, because this whole idea of 7 billion humans is really dangerous.
You know, it only takes like 4,000 humans to equal the power of a hydrogen bomb.
dan friesen
Doesn't quite work that way.
jordan holmes
That doesn't make sense at all.
I don't know what that means.
What does that even mean?
dan friesen
There's like hypothetical...
jordan holmes
What if you blow 4,000 people up?
What does that mean?
dan friesen
There's like potential in kinetic energy that's like from all of our blood vessels and all of the movement that's within each...
jordan holmes
I mean, if you have 4,000 people made of antimatter that then suddenly touch 4,000 people made of regular matter, then yeah, I suppose.
But isn't that the case if you have like an atom of matter versus antimatter?
It's 100% energy exchange, Dan.
dan friesen
Right.
But there's...
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Exactly.
jordan holmes
What density are we talking about?
dan friesen
17. Okay.
We're going to get into that in a second.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
But, like, dude, that's just...
Carrie is shutting down.
She's sick of it.
You don't respect Mark Richards.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
I don't want to talk to you.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And I think that Steve feels it and now just wants to get his punches in.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Just wants to get his points in.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And he is also kind of checked out.
And now we get into...
Something that really scares me.
Remember when I told you earlier in this episode that I have a lot of feelings?
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
About this guy?
jordan holmes
We've gone through a lot of different feelings about this guy.
dan friesen
One of them should have been made clear when I was laying out that he likes to rip people off with guns.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But I'm actually, the next couple clips illustrate that I'm actually scared of this guy.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Of the people who are on Project Camelot, like, I know Mark Richards killed a guy and all that.
I'm not scared of him.
He's in Vacaville Prison.
I'm not really scared.
I don't think he'd do it again.
I think he killed the guy under, or was an accessory of the murder on a certain circumstance.
I don't think necessarily he's a really scary dude.
Steve Kelly, I think, is a fucking scary dude.
The beginning of this clip and the next clip, we'll lay that out.
We already know that he may or may not have been running a militia.
Right.
Here's what he's doing now.
jordan holmes
Okay.
steven d kelley
And we're waking up.
That's the thing.
It's like, the stuff that we're doing...
I have a little Jedi army, okay, right now.
jordan holmes
Nope.
steven d kelley
I don't know how many there are.
jordan holmes
Nope.
steven d kelley
But the stuff that we do with just a little tiny group of people...
Gosh, you know, I'm thinking about what's going to happen when I've got 200 million Jedi.
dan friesen
You won't.
steven d kelley
I don't give a damn about the...
You know what?
This is the thing.
For 25 million years...
The Draco, the Anunnaki, and the Grey have been running amok and destroying everything and screwing it up for everybody else in the universe, and that's over.
And we're us humans that may be the hybrids that were created by all these guys.
I don't care if you're a Grey hybrid, an Anunnaki hybrid, or a reptile hybrid.
We're still all humans, and we're brothers, and we're going to work together.
And guess what?
The Creator put us here to kill off...
Those masters, the slaves are rising up.
This is like Haiti all over again.
jordan holmes
It's exactly like Haiti.
steven d kelley
The first thing that's going to go is all the reptoids on Earth.
Then all the greys on the moon.
And then when the next time Nibiru rolls around and we get a visit by the Anunnaki, we're going to take them out.
And we have a lot of help out there.
I'll tell you, you talk about Pleiadians.
My God, the Pleiadians couldn't even get into the Getty until we opened the door.
kerry cassidy
I'm not sure where you're getting that information.
jordan holmes
Yeah, for real.
steven d kelley
From being there.
jordan holmes
You weren't there.
steven d kelley
What it means is when you go down there into the Getty and you're getting ready to open the door, you've got all these entities that have been there for 100 million years sitting there waiting behind you.
jordan holmes
Sure.
steven d kelley
Yes, there's a lot of help out there.
We have a big old cheering section and there's a lot of...
You see, this is the thing.
All these densities, they don't work together until they work together.
And it wasn't until our reality merged with the reality of these higher levels that it even became reality for them to even get involved in.
The fourth density, fifth density types like the Pleiadians are sitting out there on the outskirts.
They couldn't even get involved in this stuff until we simple third density humans allowed it to come into our brains and make it reality.
Because it wasn't even part of the matrix until it was in our brain.
kerry cassidy
That's not the information I have.
steven d kelley
I don't care what they're telling you.
That's what I'm telling you.
kerry cassidy
Yeah, okay, well, you know, what resonates is what resonates, and I'm sorry, you have to go back in history a lot farther than that, and I appreciate your approach.
By the way, Pleiadians are six-dimensional, and they may be more than that at this point.
steven d kelley
Let's say density.
Dimension isn't even a word.
Dimension is a function of time.
Density is what we use.
Density is a function.
kerry cassidy
Well, there's densities and dimensions, so you have to deal with both.
One's vertical and one's horizontal, if you want to look at it like that.
jordan holmes
I don't...
What?
dan friesen
They squabble.
jordan holmes
This is...
This is two...
This is like two nerds arguing whether or not Star Wars and Lord of the Rings happened in the same timeline.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, this is bananas.
Both of you are talking about made-up shit.
It didn't...
None of this happened.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
Why are you pulling out six...
Oh, oh, no, no, no, the Jedi didn't speak Elvish.
What are you fucking talking about?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You're insane.
dan friesen
It's pretty crazy.
jordan holmes
This is density versus...
What are you fucking talking about?
dan friesen
So now it's time to talk about densities.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
What do you know about densities?
jordan holmes
I don't know shit about densities.
dan friesen
There's, like, you know, there's, like, put it in water.
You know, it's a...
It's a measurement.
Density, like how dense is something?
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
I understand what density means.
I don't understand what it means in your world.
dan friesen
So it's hard to say definitively that this is the exact place that Steve is drawing his concept of densities from, but I would bet almost everything that this is where he's drawing it from.
In October 2008, a user on the message board above Top Secret started posting under the screen name Hidden Hand.
This person claimed to be a part of the Illuminati, whose personal responsibility was to make himself available to answer questions that people have in order to fulfill the requirement that people have free will.
This is exactly the same as Alex's idea of the globalists using lesser magic, that they have to tell you what they're doing before they do it to you.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So you have this person who came onto this message board and was like, you're welcome to ask me any question.
I'm not going to tell you things, but you can ask me any question and it is my responsibility to answer it for you.
It's something that the Illuminati bloodlines have to do from time to time in order to fulfill our obligation.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
That's just fact.
dan friesen
So Hidden Hand proceeds to take tons of questions.
And it's honestly a really satisfying read as far as instances of very clear role-playing goes.
He sets up rules ahead of time like, quote, I will decide whether or not I am willing to or permitted to answer your question.
If your question is not answered, it is either because I cannot disclose it or because I considered your question was lacking in one or more of the following.
Respect, courtesy, intelligence, decency, or that it was otherwise unworthy of being dignified with a response.
Those rules could preclude pretty much answering any question.
Disposed if they just didn't want to.
jordan holmes
Seems like it.
dan friesen
Everything is cryptic enough as to be meaningless, that is answered.
Like, quote, we are 13 super bloodlines and we control everything.
Like that sort of thing.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
That's meaningless.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
However, at one point, the poster, who goes by Hidden Hand, did get specific when asked to give specific predictions.
And the predictions are not good.
Quote, there will be a new currency by the end of 2008, early 2009, along with a new union of nations.
jordan holmes
Totally true.
dan friesen
January has been spoken of in some circles as the latest.
jordan holmes
Nailed it!
dan friesen
The other prediction that they made specifically that's real shit, quote, San Francisco and Damascus will be uninhabitable by the end of 2010, possibly even sooner.
jordan holmes
Pendragon!
dan friesen
So this person was super way off, but I bring this up because the entire thing was largely based around the idea of beings from different densities and how there's a great harvest coming up, which, spoiler alert, was December 21st, 2012.
jordan holmes
Tends to happen that way.
dan friesen
Quote, Gotta know him as Nabooru.
This hidden hand LARPer, this role player, was doing this in preparation of the hoax and nonsense of 2012 stuff.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
Which is also a bust from the prediction standpoint.
The way densities work is this.
I had to write this down because I could explain this to you, but it would probably take me a while.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
I'm out.
I'm already past.
dan friesen
So they're basically dimensions, but the idea is pretty heavily derived from Gnostic ideas, where there's the infinite one that's the root of everything, right?
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
That which from everything flows.
jordan holmes
I'm going to accept that.
dan friesen
Alright, and then tension is introduced in terms of the infinite experiencing itself.
As with free will, it would necessarily desire to experience itself externally, and thus division must be made.
jordan holmes
Oh, of course!
dan friesen
To make this wildly simplified, a ton of illusions are created wherein different thought forms of different levels can experience different aspects of the infinite one.
jordan holmes
That makes perfect sense.
dan friesen
It doesn't, but I think it's the simplest way to explain this.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
So these differently leveled illusions are called densities, a term the poster ends up using 117 times throughout the dialogue that happens on the message board.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
We are said to be in the third density, with the first density being just achieving consciousness, period.
Just whatever consciousness, you're alive and conscious.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
First density.
The second density being a state of consciousness where you're conscious of being.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And then that evolves to the third when the consciousness becomes aware of its separateness from the whole, which is to say, the infinite one.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
When you reach the eighth density, you absorb back into the perfect unity of the infinite one.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
However, when you reach the sixth density, and you're about to go into the seventh...
You have the option to either progress or to descend to help the lower levels evolve.
jordan holmes
I am going to pass.
dan friesen
You just want to...
I'm just going to pass.
jordan holmes
I'm just going to pass.
unidentified
Fine.
jordan holmes
Hard pass.
All of this.
Hard pass.
dan friesen
Even on me explaining it?
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
I have to...
jordan holmes
The more you talk about it, the less I'm interested in it.
dan friesen
I have to get through this.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So details about what the densities are are a little thin.
But the fourth density is referred to as the density of love.
The fifth is the density of wisdom and light.
And the sixth is the density of unity.
As for what that means, you just get to make up whatever you want to believe in.
So the thing is, I'm positive that he's getting these ideas from this.
Because of all the heavy overlap.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And because in his lecture that he gives that I referenced, he literally says that we need a 51% grade in the service to others side of things in order to pass to the next level.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
Which is taken exactly from this.
jordan holmes
51%?
dan friesen
In order to get to the next density.
jordan holmes
You need a D?
dan friesen
In order to get to the next density, you have to be in service to others, and then you go to a positive level.
If you're service to self, you go to a negative level.
It's the selfishness versus the entire thing.
The entire LARP is basically about this rationalization of the idea of the Illuminati being these people.
Who need to make very seriously evil decisions in order to make sure that they go to the fourth density under the negative version.
So they have to be super evil in order to go to the next level, which is good for everyone else because it helps them work off their karmic debt.
It's a loaded nonsense.
jordan holmes
Right, so I've gone blind.
All of the things that you've said have made me go blind.
dan friesen
It's 100% what he's talking about.
It is insane.
I understand that we're at a point now where you're like, why would I even...
You're going blind and you're mad that I...
jordan holmes
I'm not mad at you about that.
What I'm responding to is like, that is such a complex, ridiculous load of nonsense thrown together as though it made Any sense at all.
It's bananas.
dan friesen
I'm not here arguing that it makes sense, but I'm arguing that that's where he's taking this from.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
100%.
I know this in the same way that you were, like, charmed by the Eric Von Daniken version of this.
jordan holmes
I was having fun.
dan friesen
Now it's the same thing.
I can tell you he's getting that from this.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
But he's making it suck.
dan friesen
Also, spoiler alert, Hidden Hand was asked if the Earth is hollow, and the response was, yes, definitely.
jordan holmes
Well, yeah, but that's true.
dan friesen
Now, granted.
It's important for me to point out that this notorious internet hoax is almost certainly ripped from what's known as the raw material, or the law of one.
This is basically another in a long line of channeled documents where humans had aliens speaking through them, like the Urantia book that we talked about on a past episode.
The reason I discount the raw material as being where he gets it from is because Steve got his...
That book came out, the raw stuff came out in the 80s, the 1980s.
Hidden Hand popped up in 2008.
review from 2009.
Yeah.
unidentified
Quote, though I eventually got what I ordered, I had already written it off as lost.
dan friesen
Because it took close to six months, if I remember correctly.
He wouldn't return calls, and I filed reports everywhere.
Local cops even knocked on his door and spoke with him, and I was talking with ATF about him as well.
When he did send it to me, he enclosed the business card of the cop that he spoke to and made some comment about me being a whiner.
So I think in about 2009, he got reported to the ATF as being a fraudulent gun sale guy, and then he needed to diversify his portfolio and became an Illuminati insider, and he just ripped off stuff that he had found on message boards and the internet and turned it into an entire worldview.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
My thesis about him is complete.
That is what I believe about him based on the things that I know.
Now, here is why you need to be super afraid of him.
steven d kelley
You know, you talk about beings.
Okay, this is the thing.
Okay, you know about all the super soldier stuff, and I know you people know about that, everything.
And I have this entity that we refer to as Rambo.
And Rambo is...
Rambo's been getting very active lately, okay?
And he pretty much will do anything I want.
But Rambo's one of the reasons why these guys won't touch me, I think.
I can get away with these things.
I don't know.
If you've met Rambo, you'll know what I'm talking about.
I'm sure there's people listening right now that have met Rambo.
Oh, gosh.
Carrie, I don't know.
Have you ever met Rambo?
kerry cassidy
No, not to my knowledge.
This sounds like a discarnate entity.
steven d kelley
He's my alter.
jordan holmes
Okay.
steven d kelley
Yeah, I don't know what he is exactly.
He's another density entity.
He's a higher-level density entity, but he's very active on this plane, and he's kind of like my bodyguard, I guess, something like that.
I don't know what you call him, but he's been very active lately.
dan friesen
That, to me, sounds like...
I dissociate and hurt people.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And then I blame Rambo for it.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's a multiple personality kind of bullshit right there.
And multiple personalities doesn't exist.
dan friesen
Well, not as that...
jordan holmes
That's a psychotic break.
dan friesen
That's a dissociative sort of thing.
And the fact that he's aware of it leads me to believe it's not sincere and he just likes hurting people.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
And then blaming it on this other alter that he has named Rambo.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's fucking scary.
The fact that he's involved in...
Illegal gun operations is fucking scary.
The idea that he used to have a militia and now calls it a Jedi group is fucking scary.
jordan holmes
It's a little bit charming, though.
unidentified
All this is so goddamn scary.
dan friesen
It's so...
It's such a mess because I know how people work.
jordan holmes
I mean, look, if Gavin hadn't called it the Proud Boys and instead called it the Jedis, that might make me feel differently.
dan friesen
But if they did the same...
jordan holmes
Proud Boys!
dan friesen
If they did the same thing, I'm not into it.
jordan holmes
No, yeah, yeah, I agree.
Same time.
dan friesen
What if ICE called themselves Jedis?
jordan holmes
Now, see, there we go.
Now we have a question.
Now we have a conversation.
dan friesen
That's what we're talking about here.
jordan holmes
Now we're in an interesting situation.
dan friesen
So, you know, he loved to sell guns.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
But it turns out there's one weapon that's greater than any other weapon.
I take issue.
I think that he's not correct in this, but let's let Steve speak his piece.
steven d kelley
And I'll tell you, and you talk to any of these super soldiers, if they're the real deal, and they'll tell you the same damn thing.
It doesn't matter what you go up against.
All you gotta do is say, Jesus Christ, and they're dead.
jordan holmes
That sounds right.
steven d kelley
I do that time and time again.
jordan holmes
That's it.
steven d kelley
You go up against some monster, and they think they're so tough.
dan friesen
Real quick.
jordan holmes
The power of Christ compels you!
dan friesen
At this point?
jordan holmes
The power of...
dan friesen
At this point, Carrie is so checked out that he's just rambling to her, like, trying to end the show.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
steven d kelley
You're not coming past me.
You're nothing.
You're nothing.
And then all you guys, I don't even have to say it.
All I have to do is think it.
And they're, boom, they're gone.
Just like that.
dan friesen
This is sad.
steven d kelley
They don't know what hit them.
jordan holmes
This is the saddest thing I've ever heard.
We all do it.
steven d kelley
We all do it.
So this is not religion, but that's what we do.
jordan holmes
Sure.
steven d kelley
That's how it's done.
jordan holmes
Sure.
kerry cassidy
Okay.
jordan holmes
All right.
Okay.
dan friesen
She's so checked out.
This is maybe five minutes into her trying to end this, like, let's do some plugs.
And so I have one last clip, and it's where Carrie is trying to do some plugs.
She plugs his Twitter, and is like, where can people find you?
And we now get to the petition that he started.
I know you had some questions about that.
Here is where we get into this petition not going so good.
kerry cassidy
You have a petition, and I want to make sure people know, do they need to go to a special link to find it, or what's the simple way to find this stuff?
steven d kelley
Well, that's the thing about the White House petition page.
It won't even really show up on the page until we've got at least 250 signatures.
So the best way to find it, of course, is just to do a Google search with my name.
dan friesen
Not great.
Under 250 signatures for this.
unidentified
Save.
dan friesen
Destroy the Getty demon.
jordan holmes
He just sadded me.
I just got sad.
dan friesen
You want to get even sadder?
jordan holmes
He just made me sad.
dan friesen
He has a radio show called Truth Cat Radio.
jordan holmes
He can't have a radio show.
dan friesen
He has a radio show.
jordan holmes
How can you have a radio show if you can't even get 250 signatures?
dan friesen
Well, they have a Patreon.
They have three donors.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Anyway, guys, thank you for donating to our Patreon.
jordan holmes
I guess maybe we shouldn't be evil.
dan friesen
No.
It seems fun in terms of what you can lie about.
But if you actually get down to brass tacks, you see he's got this fundraising site.
He has three people who have signed up for it.
He spits all this vitriolic shit on Twitter.
He probably has as many followers as us.
It's not like he's doing much better on that front.
You see that guy who was on Infowars.
This is the example I always use.
Like, he was starting the InfoWagon.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He was getting the truth out there.
jordan holmes
Ooh, that's right, the InfoWagon.
dan friesen
He was sitting at, like, $300 in donations for months.
You know, like, all this stuff.
Like, everything is so artificially inflated.
It's easy, to some extent, to get tons of views on your videos if you name them salacious things.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Like, spaced proof of...
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
And shit like that, and you know how to do some mild SEO.
You're able to drive traffic, so you can have 20,000 people watch your video, but what does that translate to?
It doesn't translate to shit.
jordan holmes
Maybe it's that we should still be good, but get better at SEO.
dan friesen
That's the real decision.
jordan holmes
I think that might be what we're trying to tell people is that, unfortunately, evil people are just better at SEO than we are.
dan friesen
Well, no, you know what it is?
It's they're better at the manipulation stuff.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And, unfortunately, some of the, like, just, like...
Real keystone aspects of creating an internet presence.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
It's based on manipulation.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And so we're not good at that.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
We're trying.
jordan holmes
Terrible.
dan friesen
I did that Instagram shit over at Austin.
jordan holmes
You did great.
We did things for the gram.
dan friesen
Maybe that helped.
jordan holmes
For sure.
dan friesen
Anyway, this brings us to the end of our time with Stephen Kelly.
Boy, boy.
What a ride.
jordan holmes
If you could put a laser on a knife, you would have SK Industries as well.
dan friesen
I sincerely wish that you had been more present while I was talking about density stuff because I feel like you left me out to dry.
jordan holmes
I don't know what to tell you about density.
That bummed me out.
Density stuff bummed me out.
Like, when you start talking about levels of density, I get angry.
unidentified
I don't know why.
jordan holmes
I'm pissed off.
I don't know.
Because if you pull out dimensions, that's fine.
We can have a fun talk about...
dan friesen
It's more or less the same thing.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but that's the issue.
dan friesen
Without science.
jordan holmes
That's the issue.
dan friesen
You take science out.
Take science out.
jordan holmes
Like, dimensions, to me, can be thrown in with all science fiction, where it's like, oh, fifth, sixth dimension.
Like, sure, fine.
It doesn't actually mean anything.
But when you start talking about, like, fifth density, that doesn't make any goddamn sense at all.
dan friesen
Well, that's...
jordan holmes
That's bullshit.
That's nonsense.
That's fucking nonsense.
It doesn't have a thousand year science fiction history behind it.
dan friesen
No, but it is a at least 20 year bullshit history behind it.
Hey, how's it going?
Fair enough.
I delight in this stuff, especially this episode, just because it hit on these like...
These Hollow Earth shit.
jordan holmes
Right.
No, this hit every part of your wheelhouse.
dan friesen
I could have gone another couple hours, honestly, just rambling.
And I kept it tight in terms of...
jordan holmes
Six hours later?
dan friesen
Just all the shit I know about this.
jordan holmes
I know.
dan friesen
Treaties on Atlantis.
jordan holmes
I know.
dan friesen
I know.
jordan holmes
The moment we got into Atlantis stuff, I was like, shit, Dan's going to talk for years.
unidentified
I kept that tight.
dan friesen
You did.
jordan holmes
You did an amazing job keeping it tight.
Yes.
dan friesen
If there is a Project Camelot episode that I can find where someone is like, hey, the Atlantis is in Bimini, or something like that, then we're doing a six-hour episode.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Then I've got to lock off a whole, I've got to take a time off work, I've got to do a whole thing.
I gotcha.
dan friesen
And we've got to get a handle.
But, be that as it may, this brings us to the end.
We'll be back to Alex Jones-related stuff soon.
also, I've gotten man, we gotta do a hard reset on some stuff, and one of those things is we've done a very terrible job of getting back to these time travel episodes.
So I'm going to make that a priority moving forward.
Very public apology to Jim and Ian in particular, two dudes who have had...
We've owed them the time travel episodes.
Those will be coming soon.
And yeah, we're back.
Everything is moving forward and wonderful.
If you want to check out our website, it is knowledgefight.com.
jordan holmes
You can follow us on Twitter at knowledge underscore fight.
You can go to Facebook.
dan friesen
That's right.
jordan holmes
You can do that.
We've got a Facebook group called Go Home and Tell Your Brother You're Brilliant.
You can find us on iTunes.
Google just released a new podcast app.
I bet you could probably find us there.
dan friesen
I bet.
unidentified
Can you?
jordan holmes
I don't know.
dan friesen
I don't know how to do that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that sounds right.
dan friesen
Not on Stitcher?
I have no idea.
jordan holmes
Nope.
Definitely not on Spotify.
They have no interest in us.
dan friesen
No, but we are on the Howl app.
We're not.
jordan holmes
Anyways, Dan, I believe it's your turn.
dan friesen
Oh, we're also on Nerdist.
jordan holmes
Ooh, no!
Cut that out.
Cut that out.
unidentified
No, no, no, no.
dan friesen
They're not related to Chris Hardwick anymore.
jordan holmes
I know, I know.
I'm just...
All right.
dan friesen
You can go fuck himself.
jordan holmes
He can absolutely go fuck himself.
dan friesen
That's a minor one.
jordan holmes
What do you got, Dan?
No, no, no.
It's your turn.
dan friesen
Eric Von Daniken.
For all of your massive lies.
Some of them still fun.
I appreciate some of them.
The scope of them.
But you can still go fuck yourself.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
jordan holmes
I love your work.
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