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Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
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Thanks for holding.
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Alex, I'm a first-time caller.
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I'm a huge fan.
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I love your work.
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I love you.
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Hey, everybody.
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Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
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I'm Dan.
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I'm Jordan.
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We're a couple dudes that sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a bit about Alex Jones.
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Yes, sir.
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Indeed, we are.
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Dan.
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Dan.
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Yes, sir.
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Dan.
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Sir.
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If you were to describe this lost episode that brutally destroyed my psyche last night.
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You didn't.
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You.
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Fuck you, first of all.
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Like, straight up?
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It hurts me more than it does you, Dan.
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Straight up?
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I poured my creative soul into that episode.
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And all you did was hours upon hours of work.
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I know that we both took it hard.
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It didn't go well.
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Audience, if you knew the fun we had, you'd take it very hard, too.
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But one of us went home.
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The other one anger drank and recorded.
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Sir, I also took a bath.
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Yeah.
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Fuck you.
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I had to recover emotionally.
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I slammed a bunch of beers and then recorded a half hour summation.
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Yes, we both deal with tribulations in our own way.
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Trials, tribulations.
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Absolutely.
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By the way, nobody believes in pre-trib rapture anymore.
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I'm pretty sure every Christian is like, oh, we're in trib time.
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Sweet.
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Yeah.
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Love it.
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So you could say that we both know a lot about both trib.
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Pre- and post-Rapture.
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But I know Alex Jones stuff.
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And I don't know anything about Alex Jones.
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See, there's the difference.
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Ah, there we go.
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So we gave some shouts out to listeners who've donated to the show on that last episode.
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And we will never do it again!
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It was lost, but it'll never happen!
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That doesn't seem right.
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I feel like we gotta give these people a second shout-out, even though spiritually we've already put it into the universe.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But I'd like to give a thank...
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Eckhart Tolle all the way.
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Indeed.
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I'd like to give a shout-out and a thank you to...
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I'm a policy wonk, Doug.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Thank you so much, Doug.
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Thank you so very much, Doug.
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Also, like to give a shout-out to new policy wonk, Dakota.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Thank you so much, Dakota.
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Thank you so much, Dakota.
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Also, like to give a shout-out to another new policy wonk.
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Oh, there's another new policy wonk.
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What's going on out there, Matthew?
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Thank you so much, Matthew.
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Matthew, top four books of the Bible.
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It's true.
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Yep.
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Top four synoptic gospels in the Bible.
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Top four things that were taken from the Q source.
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Yeah, yeah.
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QAnon is what we're talking about.
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Parallels.
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Yeah, there you go.
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Everything old is new again, Dan.
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Also, one more shout-out to someone who took their donation and bumped it up a little bit higher.
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And now I would like to give a shout-out and a thank you to our newest globalist.
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What's going on out there, Mike W.?
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Four stars.
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Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
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Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
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Daddy Shark!
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Oh, thank you so much.
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Oops.
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Got caught up in it.
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Let that play a little too long.
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Too good.
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Yeah, thank you so much, Mike.
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Thank you so much.
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If you'd like to become a policy wonk yourself and you haven't, you can do so if you feel inclined by going to our website, knowledgefight.com, clicking that support the show button.
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We would appreciate it.
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Absolutely.
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Now.
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What?
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Jordan.
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Huh.
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Today.
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Sir.
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Today.
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How dare you?
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Today.
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Have you no decency?
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I don't.
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I don't, because I'm about to blow your mind.
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See, the only problem is, you revealed to me before the show that today...
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No, I told you during the Lost episode.
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Oh, that's true.
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Because you're going to be doing a lot of comedy this month.
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Yeah.
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I introduced a possible way for us to work our schedule, wherein Monday live streams would be Project Camelot land.
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Yes.
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Because there's a lot going on over there, and it must be covered.
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Yeah, oh, of course.
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We would be derelict in our duty were we not to cover it.
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Absolutely.
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Oh.
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And so, yeah, I accidentally let that slip for you, so you knew coming in that we were going to be...
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Oh, and I have been very excited.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Carrie Cassidy has gone back to Vacaville Prison.
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And it is now time to explore the eighth interview with Captain Mark Richards of Space Command.
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Just the existence of all of those words in the same sentence is a delight to me.
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Earth Defense Force.
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Eight.
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Eight.
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What could you possibly get in the eighth installment?
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You are so dumb.
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Okay.
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I accept that.
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There are so many new wrinkles.
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I told you just before we started that I almost fucked around and just played the entire episode.
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Yeah, but is this like a reboot of Spider-Man kind of situation?
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Are we starting all over again with a whole new situation?
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Toby McGuire is still in this.
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Okay, all right, all right.
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And by that I mean Raptors.
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Tobey Maguire is the Raptors of Project Camelot.
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In that it dyed its hair black in the third episode, and it was really weird.
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So here's a little out-of-context drop that I'm going to start off with.
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It's something that's important to remember.
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And he does have access to a television.
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Okay.
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Good to remember that.
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Might want to keep that in mind.
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Yeah, as we go through this.
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Just be aware that he's watching shit.
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All of these are basically synopsis of first 48 Hours episodes, right?
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More or less.
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So, here we go.
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Here is Carrie, how she starts off the episode.
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Hi, I'm Carrie Cassidy from Project Camelot.
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Good start.
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I'm going to talk about my latest interview with Captain Mark Richards of the Secret Space Program.
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And I've had a delay because I went to Egypt with a group.
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And so this is coming in a bit late.
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I actually interviewed him in March, but I took very good notes.
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You've been holding on to this?
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She was in Egypt.
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Anyway, this is boring.
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That was just our introduction.
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So now...
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This, how the episode starts off, blew my mind.
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And I think she might be talking about us.
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You have gotten a little bit paranoid.
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I read paranoid.
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Just listen to this and, like, it doesn't seem that bizarre.
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If it's not anything less than, so these two assholes are making fun of me.
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No, no, no.
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Listen to this and see what you think.
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Basically, when I first got there, we talked about the impact on him of some information that he was given that had to do with people had talked critically about him and myself and also lied about him, didn't do their research, and so on.
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And he was given some information about that, how it occurs on the Internet.
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This is commonplace for us that are part of this internet world, but for Mark, who has been in prison for over 30 years, he is not familiar with the internet culture, so to speak, and he doesn't know anything about avatars, how people can hide their identity and therefore act very badly, and that's really what's going on here.
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I'm not...
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No, that's it.
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We don't hide our identity.
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We're very front-facing.
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But we could be shapeshifters.
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What?
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That's true.
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You gotta get into her world, man.
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All details are negotiable in this world.
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You're absolutely correct.
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I'm just trying to think, who the fuck else is making fun of them?
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Everybody who knows of them, right?
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It has to be all of them.
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That's not many people.
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It has to be all of them.
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I don't see anything posted around on the internet of like, hey, you gotta get a load of this thing.
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This is crazy.
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This is bananas.
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I think it's just us consistently talking about how he's a murderer and he's tricking this poor, also anti-Semitic lady.
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Maybe when she watches the live stream, which by the way, Carrie, thank you for joining us.
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Thrilled to have you.
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Feel free to speak up in the chat room.
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Maybe when she watches it, she just sees like a Twitter egg over our faces all the time.
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She's got like a browser extension.
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Like a face blindness?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Something like that?
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Possible.
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Interesting theory.
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Speaking of...
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Yes!
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Nice transition, Dan.
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Speaking of things that are interesting.
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Dan, great transition.
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So, Mark's been in prison for 30 years.
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Yep.
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Because he was behind a murder.
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Or...
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It turns out that he's had some protection while he's in prison.
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Okay.
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And I'm not talking about that white nationalist gang he clearly runs with, as we learned on the last episode.
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What about his second-in-command, his gentleman's gentleman?
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Oh, he doesn't come up.
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He doesn't come up?
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What happened?
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I think he was his celly, you know, his cellmate.
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And then Mark's been moved to another prison.
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Wait, he's been moved to another prison?
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Well, another part of the prison, apparently.
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Okay.
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They talk a bunch about how, like, he's hanging out with these old dudes and stuff like that.
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He's an old dude.
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He's complaining about old men in prison.
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Like, I don't know.
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This is bizarre.
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How old is he?
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He's got to be in his 60s, right?
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Yeah, I'd put him early 60s, late 50s.
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Yeah, he's got to be something like that.
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Yeah, I think he was 29 when he got arrested.
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Okay.
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I believe so.
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Yeah, so probably right around there.
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So probably right around there.
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But he has some protection in prison.
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Of course.
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It's the best street gang around.
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Social Security.
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They are not allowing them to get parole, and this is part of the problem with the prison system.
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It's very antiquated and really barbaric.
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He believes he was put into this...
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These quarters to silence him, and he only feels that he's alive because of the hidden help from his friends, the raptors.
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Makes sense.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Okay.
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All right.
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All right.
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They could...
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They're guardian angeling him while he's in prison.
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Hidden help from the raptors.
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Purely hidden.
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Right.
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Unsuspectable.
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He has people send him money.
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They cannot, however, get him out.
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He gets chocolate from the commissary, and that's how he pays them for their help.
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If he got chocolate, he would already be dead.
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No, no.
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He would already have been eaten in the meet and greet room.
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The meet and greet.
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That's not good.
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You walk in.
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That's not good.
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This is the problem with prisons.
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They're so antiquated, I can't even use an accurate description.
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You walk into the meet and greet room to meet your aunt, who's coming to visit you.
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Boom.
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You look to the side.
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Raptor.
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Better not be holding chocolate when that raptor comes.
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So, we've wrestled with the high level of bullshit that's flowing out of Mark Richards' mouth about why he's not gotten out of prison.
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Because, theoretically, he's got super high-connected friends and associates.
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The spectacular, perhaps even fireworks-level display of bullshit.
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It turns out he could get out of prison any time he wants to.
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Of course!
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Well, he's got hidden help!
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Yeah, the raptors can create portals.
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Wait, what?
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And keep in mind that he has an extended family, including his wife, Joanne, that he loves, and this is why he tolerates the situation instead of leaving through a portal, which actually could be facilitated for him.
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And so he is very dedicated to his wife and family.
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Cool.
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Yeah.
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Boy, anybody who has access to portals and does not overuse them, Noble.
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Yeah.
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Noble character.
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Very restrained.
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Yeah.
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I could get out of prison with my rafter portals at any point I want.
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Well, why couldn't you get out of prison and then just get back into prison via portal?
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Or how about, like, demonstrate?
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Like, you don't have to get out of prison with a portal, you can just go to the other room, you know?
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Yeah.
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Why don't you do that?
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Really clear some stuff up.
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That's a real petty use of portals.
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But it would demonstrate that he's not making all this up because he's a bored murderer.
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It never fails to delight me when the reason that all of this is happening is because there is a bored murderer in prison who tricked a weird lady.
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And now get this.
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I love that.
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I love that this is the world we live in.
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Now get this.
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He might also be QAnon.
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Why?
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He's not, but listen to this clip.
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As far as arrests and tribunals offshore, he agrees this is happening and not being reported in the mainstream news.
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Of course not.
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He basically says that military men are disappearing also.
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Everywhere.
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And this week, for the week that he was interviewed, he was talking about two Navy pilots who had disappeared in an F-18 event in Antarctica.
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And that they couldn't use a U.S. ship to approach the location due to the journalists who would report the incident.
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And so they hired an Argentine helicopter to go in and rescue some scientists who were attacked and probably saw something they were not supposed to see.
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And their minds were wiped before the news reporters got to them.
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I think he watched Men in Black recently on that TV that he has access to.
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TNT plays Men in Black 2 all the time.
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Man.
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This is awesome.
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An F-18 event.
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What was the F-18 event, Dan?
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What would you even call an F-18 event?
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A flight?
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Was it out of gas?
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Look.
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One of the best parts about these episodes is I have no responsibility to look into this.
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Right.
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Because by the very definition of the things they're describing, oh, it's under wraps, man.
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Yeah.
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No one's going to report on this.
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There's nothing.
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I can't find primary sources on it.
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You can't find anything.
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Of course not.
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Because, of course, you can't.
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Well, the Antarctica journalists were also mind-wiped.
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Here's why it's really exciting that she brought up Antarctica.
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Because I know a little bit about this.
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Wait, we know a little bit about this in specific?
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Well...
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Or just Antarctica in general?
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Let's play this next clip.
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Because I've heard there's penguins.
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Or not penguins.
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Let's play this next clip, and then I will explain what I mean by this.
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She's...
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Man, Mark also has to have the internet.
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Of course.
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Or YouTube, because he's been watching some Hollow Earth videos.
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Wait, what?
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We talked a lot about Antarctica this time, and he said regarding Antarctica, there are multiple scenarios and multiple problems.
► 00:14:50
He said the Nazis in New Berlin are still there, although he refers to them as fascists.
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He said, I think that's a fine distinction, but whatever.
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I don't?
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The ruins of Atlantis are being revealed and studied by the U.S. and Russia.
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This is the last evidence of human-alien civilizations where humans and aliens were living together openly.
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Hey, guess what?
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Spoiler alert!
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If the United States and Russia are working together on a secret space program and in contact with all of these aliens, they don't fucking need to study Atlantis.
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No, they gotta study Atlantis.
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They kinda got all the information they need.
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No!
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Two-pronged research.
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Look, trust the aliens, but verify the secret alien knowledge that is left over in Antarctica.
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That's the old saying.
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It never goes out of style.
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I use it three times a week, at least.
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So this idea that Nazis live underground...
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Where's New Berlin?
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It's underground in Antarctica.
► 00:15:50
Wait, what?
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This is hollow earth shit.
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This is straight up hollow earth.
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New Berlin.
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Right.
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Where the fascists live.
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Yes.
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It's underground.
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It's a distinction.
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Nazis, according to Mark.
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Look, sometimes they're Nazis, sometimes they're fascists.
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It's a fine distinction.
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Whatever.
► 00:16:03
Could be the Hungarian fascists.
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Who knows?
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It could be Erdogan.
► 00:16:08
Does Erdogan regularly visit Antarctica?
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Possibly.
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Because that would be a smoking gun, my friend.
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So what you've got when you get into the hollow earth theory that people put out there...
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There's Nazis living in the earth?
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Yes.
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There's always Nazis somewhere.
► 00:16:22
Yes.
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Yeah, yeah.
► 00:16:23
That's Godwin's law, but applied to geography?
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Yeah, yeah.
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So there's a hole at the bottom of the earth and at the top.
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Right, right.
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And you can go inside it.
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Right.
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And inside is like mythical creatures.
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Right.
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Nazis have a city called New Berlin, and they also have ambassadors at different governments.
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They have their own embassies on hidden floors.
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Within the already hidden community?
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Why do you think you can't go to the 13th floor most places?
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Fucking New Berlin embassy.
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That is just literally...
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Just as reasonable as a superstition about the number 13. Just as reasonable.
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Full disclosure, I do have a bit about John Quincy Adams believing that the Earth is hollow.
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Right, sending Admiral Byrd out there and shit.
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That does come up.
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Of course!
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So anyway, here is Carrie talking about how New Berlin has diplomatic ties with America.
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There is lots of contact between the Nazis in New Berlin and our government.
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And there are several hundred thousand who are massively rich because of minerals from Antarctica.
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That makes sense.
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Sure.
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Where else are you going to get them?
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I'll be honest.
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Everybody would mind there.
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That's me being a dick.
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That's real.
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Yeah, you should have looked into this.
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Maybe there are rare earth minerals.
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I bet there are.
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Look!
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Hey!
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Where the fuck else do you think Alex gets his iodine?
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Sure.
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He's clearly aligned with the fascists in New Berlin.
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I would not be surprised by that in any way.
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This world is coming together, my friend.
► 00:18:06
Alex Jones believes in hollow earth.
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I like hollow earth stuff, actually.
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In terms of the clearly wrong beliefs out there, it's one that I can dig on.
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I can watch a hollow earth video.
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For like an hour and not be mad, but flat earth ones make me really mad.
► 00:18:25
Well, flat earth is stupid.
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Hollow earth frustrates me because I want a mathematical certainty on how hollow.
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Like, how many miles?
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That's very strange.
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When does the hollow...
► 00:18:38
I want to...
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For some reason, I can't get over, like, how thick do you believe the crust is?
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Is there an opening?
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Or is the entire thing hollow?
► 00:18:46
Is there still a core?
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How much is going on?
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There is a core, and it's the sun for the hollow earth.
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Why don't...
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What?
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Inside, the core of the earth is like a sun.
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It lights everything.
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Alright.
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Alright.
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See...
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I have some issues with the hollowness of the Earth.
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As I understand it, there's external gravity.
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So it's like gravity pushing outward.
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So we're walking on the crust of the Earth.
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That's because the outer sun's gravity is pushing us down.
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Exactly.
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But we're not sinking into the Earth.
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Because the inner Earth's gravity is pushing us up.
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Hey, bro, science don't work out.
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That's clear.
► 00:19:30
That's one-to-one.
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But it's fun.
► 00:19:32
And it explains why you can't fly over the poles.
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No, it doesn't.
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Because if you did, you'd see that it's a big hole down there.
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Probably Nazis in there.
► 00:19:41
That's always been my favorite part of the hollow Earth, is that it's not just that the Earth is hollow.
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It's that there's a hole pre-made for us.
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What are you talking about?
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Do you know what I'm saying?
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There's a hole at the top.
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There's a hole at the bottom.
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There's always the hole at the top.
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Right.
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There's always the hole at the bottom.
► 00:19:59
Right.
► 00:20:00
Why?
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Because that's how it is, bitch.
► 00:20:05
It doesn't make any sense.
► 00:20:08
Even if it was hollow.
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You don't make a golf ball with a hole at the top and at the bottom.
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It's a bad structural design.
► 00:20:15
You should know that everything is hollow.
► 00:20:19
According to them, the moon is hollow.
► 00:20:21
Everything is hollow.
► 00:20:22
What else is hollow?
► 00:20:26
There's chocolates.
► 00:20:28
I keep coming back to chocolates for a reason.
► 00:20:29
I know, you're in a weird place.
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So we've got to learn about these poles.
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The North Pole, South Pole, those are the big ones.
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And here is Mark.
► 00:20:38
Are we going to get into some magnetic field stuff?
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Certainly not in detail.
► 00:20:42
So he says the North Pole is also a stargate.
► 00:20:46
Sure, of course.
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There are massive stargates at both poles.
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Why?
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And those are the most energized vortexes on the planet.
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Checks out.
► 00:20:53
Regarding inner Earth, Mark thinks a lot of people are actually seeing into earlier versions of Earth when they view into stargates at the poles.
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Okay.
► 00:21:04
Why?
► 00:21:04
Why would that be?
► 00:21:05
Is that a feature?
► 00:21:06
Is that a bug?
► 00:21:07
Is there a reason?
► 00:21:09
Is there a point to that?
► 00:21:10
I will say...
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Is there something to gain or lose from this?
► 00:21:14
I will say that there are a number of times, and I believe one of them is right after that, where she says, I should have asked for clarification.
► 00:21:22
She says that like two or three times throughout this episode.
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I'm like, yeah, yeah, you should have.
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But we always think of the best comebacks after the fact, you know?
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Yeah, that's true.
► 00:21:34
She was talking to him and then a day later she's like, oh!
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She's on a flight to Egypt and it hits her what she should.
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Every time.
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Every time.
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So I don't remember.
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So the Stargates are at both poles.
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Right.
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Because...
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Because they're powerful vortexes.
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Right.
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Yes.
► 00:21:50
That...
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Fine.
► 00:21:51
Checks out.
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There's a magnetic field.
► 00:21:53
That probably makes sense.
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Why not?
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There's a reason we call them the poles.
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Love it.
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Doesn't that make sense?
► 00:21:57
I'm satisfied.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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Magnets have poles.
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Earth has poles.
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How do they work?
► 00:22:02
Hollow Earth.
► 00:22:03
Right.
► 00:22:03
Where do they come from?
► 00:22:06
So, who put the Stargates there?
► 00:22:09
Who put the Bob and the Bobsy Bobsy Bob?
► 00:22:11
What are you asking the question for?
► 00:22:13
I want to know!
► 00:22:15
Also, why is it that you can see into an earlier version of Earth through a Stargate?
► 00:22:20
That doesn't make sense!
► 00:22:22
It's a gate for which to travel between the stars, not time.
► 00:22:27
See, here's the thing.
► 00:22:28
In order to do the...
► 00:22:30
There's a parallel Earth that you're seeing, right?
► 00:22:33
Going through the Stargate will get you to this parallel Earth, but you also have to travel in time while you do it.
► 00:22:40
It's complicated.
► 00:22:42
Okay.
► 00:22:42
I think that Mark has watched a TV show.
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Which one?
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Actually, Carrie discusses it.
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We talked about Parallel Earth.
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I referred him to a new series that's out called...
► 00:22:59
I think it's on Starz, and it's called Counterpart, which is really like Fringe, if you've ever seen that, on steroids.
► 00:23:07
Loved Fringe, too.
► 00:23:08
You can get to parallel Earth via the stargates at the poles, but you also have to time travel due to the split that occurred when creating a parallel Earth.
► 00:23:19
Strangely enough, just like in that show, Counterpart.
► 00:23:23
The creation of the parallel Earth and the time travel required is actually just like the storyline of stars, which Mark has no access to and didn't know about.
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So that's quite fascinating.
► 00:23:38
It sounds like perhaps the...
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Producers over at Counterpart are getting fed information from the secret government.
► 00:23:45
That's the easiest explanation.
► 00:23:48
Now, and I will just throw this out here as a possibility.
► 00:23:52
Maybe she described to him the entire plot of the Star Show Counterpart.
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And he said, yep.
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And he said, that sounds right.
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Or...
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He secretly has stars.
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That's entirely possible.
► 00:24:04
I feel like stars doesn't go into...
► 00:24:06
Prisons?
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Doesn't go into prisons.
► 00:24:08
Come on.
► 00:24:08
It would probably cost more to not have stars these days.
► 00:24:12
Now that's a conspiracy theory right there.
► 00:24:15
Yeah.
► 00:24:16
Also, I completely...
► 00:24:18
Wait, did you just say...
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These days?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
► 00:24:24
Putting my grandpa hat on.
► 00:24:25
It would cause more to not have stars these days with the kids.
► 00:24:29
So, I forgot to bring this up.
► 00:24:31
There's a new wrinkle to Carrie's Mark Richards reports, and that is she started putting little, like, chyrons, kind of.
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Like, a little thing will pop up, like, talking about New Berlin.
► 00:24:42
Right, right, right.
► 00:24:43
On the YouTube video.
► 00:24:44
Right, pop-up video.
► 00:24:45
And there's two ones that I thought...
► 00:24:47
Pop-up video.
► 00:24:48
Ooh!
► 00:24:50
There's two that I think are amazing.
► 00:24:51
One, she misspells China.
► 00:24:53
She spells it Chinia.
► 00:24:55
Which is...
► 00:24:56
Come on.
► 00:24:57
That's petty?
► 00:24:58
Take a little time.
► 00:24:58
The second one, this one's amazing.
► 00:25:00
When she was talking about Antarctica, she spells out A-N-T dash Arctica.
► 00:25:06
I should ask him about this.
► 00:25:15
Implying that it's named after the ant beings.
► 00:25:17
Yeah.
► 00:25:17
So.
► 00:25:23
So, that's just a question mark.
► 00:25:26
I'm just like, Antarctica.
► 00:25:28
Wait.
► 00:25:29
Ant-Arctica.
► 00:25:31
Right.
► 00:25:31
Hmm.
► 00:25:32
Leads me to believe she didn't study Latin at any point.
► 00:25:37
She did study ants.
► 00:25:39
That's true.
► 00:25:39
Ant beings.
► 00:25:40
Ant beings.
► 00:25:41
Again, they are just ants.
► 00:25:44
Ant being.
► 00:25:44
Ant doing.
► 00:25:45
Ant beings are just ants.
► 00:25:47
Yeah.
► 00:25:48
So...
► 00:25:50
Now we get to the politics.
► 00:25:51
Oh, yeah.
► 00:25:52
Well, he's got stuff to say.
► 00:25:54
He gets WGM there, I assume.
► 00:25:57
Mark Richards.
► 00:25:58
He's a big fan of Tom Skilling.
► 00:26:00
You know, he's not a fan of...
► 00:26:01
He's not a fan of our present president.
► 00:26:06
Because...
► 00:26:07
That's a positive development, I guess.
► 00:26:09
Well, it's because he's controlled by aliens.
► 00:26:12
Oh!
► 00:26:12
So close.
► 00:26:13
Regarding the Trump administration, some people in the Trump administration...
► 00:26:20
Because they can't handle what's coming.
► 00:26:23
And they are terrified.
► 00:26:25
Basically alluding to the disclosure, the ET reality, and what that entails here on planet Earth.
► 00:26:33
Okay.
► 00:26:34
I mean, if you took, like, you just took that inference at the end off, I agree with the rest of the sentence.
► 00:26:41
Trump officials are quitting.
► 00:26:43
Because they can't handle what's coming.
► 00:26:46
That part's fine.
► 00:26:47
Not aliens, but...
► 00:26:49
After I heard Ronnie Jackson's defense, when he read the laundry list of things that he was accused of doing, and he specifically said, I didn't drive a car drunk and did not deal with the rest of them.
► 00:27:06
Clearly!
► 00:27:07
That means the rest of them are all about aliens.
► 00:27:10
Absolutely.
► 00:27:10
Right?
► 00:27:11
You don't want to direct the VA when you know there are raptor nurses out there.
► 00:27:16
How do you purge them?
► 00:27:18
Also, big shout out to Trump's rally that he had the other day.
► 00:27:23
Directly and overtly blackmailing a senator.
► 00:27:26
What did he do?
► 00:27:27
I can't remember any of people's names.
► 00:27:31
Was it Tester?
► 00:27:33
Yes, I believe so.
► 00:27:36
It was the Montana Democrat guy.
► 00:27:37
John Tester.
► 00:27:38
He's like, I know a lot about you, and if I said it, you'd never get elected again.
► 00:27:43
Whoa!
► 00:27:45
That's crazy!
► 00:27:46
Wait, he said that?
► 00:27:47
At his rally!
► 00:27:48
But why isn't that...
► 00:27:50
God, we live in such an insane world.
► 00:27:52
Imagine if Obama was just like, Mitch McConnell...
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You don't buck the fuck up, I'm gonna take you down.
► 00:27:59
Like, what are we talking about that that's not the only story?
► 00:28:03
Are you telling me that a fucking comic at a goddamn dumbass fucking dinner is the front page news, but Trump being like, hey, I am going to ruin your career if you don't do what I tell you to do?
► 00:28:16
The sitting president, the one that we elected, is now openly threatening senators with blackmailable employees.
► 00:28:26
I can't tell if it's parody anymore.
► 00:28:28
It very well could have been like...
► 00:28:31
All a trick.
► 00:28:32
Yeah.
► 00:28:33
Anthony Atamanik goes to Michigan and pretends he's Trump throwing a rally.
► 00:28:37
He could probably do it.
► 00:28:38
Because he also said, Trump said, what was it?
► 00:28:41
If these immigrants keep coming in, you better be careful with your Second Amendment.
► 00:28:46
I don't...
► 00:28:46
So now he's threatening all of...
► 00:28:49
I'm paraphrasing a little, but...
► 00:28:50
But he's essentially threatening...
► 00:28:52
He's saying that regular citizens should kill immigrants.
► 00:28:55
But the blackmail stuff made me think, like, I think one of his advisors is Larry Nichols.
► 00:29:01
That's a Nichols-ian move.
► 00:29:03
I'll take all the Republicans down.
► 00:29:06
And a Democrat, too.
► 00:29:08
So we're fucked.
► 00:29:09
I mean, like, the world is fucked.
► 00:29:10
Oh, yeah.
► 00:29:11
There's no way around it.
► 00:29:12
But!
► 00:29:12
Even Mark Richards knows it's time to go.
► 00:29:15
Jordan, there's one hope.
► 00:29:17
There's one hope.
► 00:29:18
Portals?
► 00:29:19
No, portals aren't going to come back up.
► 00:29:21
But there's one hope that we have for humanity to survive.
► 00:29:26
Yes.
► 00:29:27
Letting Mark Richards out of jail.
► 00:29:30
No, I think he's right.
► 00:29:31
We've got to team up with the raptors.
► 00:29:34
He believes our only chance for survival is for us to align with the raptors and their princesses step forward and said she will defend us along with the fact that they have aligned themselves with us.
► 00:29:49
They also consider Earth to be their home world and are therefore in the game.
► 00:29:54
With us, regardless.
► 00:29:57
There are various threats, both Dracos and Reptoids, as well as spider beings, androids, and the AI.
► 00:30:07
There's a different AI group expanding, and there are four AI beings that are interested in our turf.
► 00:30:15
Dave, Tad, Robert, Larry.
► 00:30:17
He also said they are interested in Jupiter and Saturn.
► 00:30:21
I'm interested in Saturn.
► 00:30:23
It's a crazy planet.
► 00:30:25
Just interested.
► 00:30:30
Hey, we like our current home, but we are interested in diversifying.
► 00:30:35
And if there's something, you know, we do have some equity built up into this home.
► 00:30:39
And if there's something better that we could get for a reasonable price, say a Jupiter or a Saturn, we're going to go on planet hunters and we're going to figure this shit out.
► 00:30:47
If you're house hunting, you're not just going to look at one place.
► 00:30:49
Don't be stupid.
► 00:30:50
No, of course not.
► 00:30:51
Raptors are not stupid.
► 00:30:52
No, that's why they're the raptor princess.
► 00:30:55
Right.
► 00:30:56
Cool.
► 00:30:57
Could you say that one more time?
► 00:30:58
The raptor princess might be the one that's married to Mark Richards.
► 00:31:00
I want to hear the words raptor princess one more time.
► 00:31:02
No, he's married to a Nordic alien.
► 00:31:05
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 00:31:06
Which, by the way, again, on the side of the Nazis.
► 00:31:10
No, that's the...
► 00:31:11
The Nordics were on the side of the Nazis.
► 00:31:12
I thought there was the Dracos.
► 00:31:14
No.
► 00:31:14
No, the Nordics were right up in there.
► 00:31:17
No, but that's the...
► 00:31:17
I remember because the Nordics are traditionally white and they were right in there.
► 00:31:21
Shut it down.
► 00:31:22
Those are the Nordics from Aldabaron.
► 00:31:27
Because Nordic also includes the Pleiadians, the Lightbringers, and all this.
► 00:31:33
So there's good Nordics.
► 00:31:35
You're right.
► 00:31:35
I apologize.
► 00:31:36
I was going to use that to further my proof that the raptors are actually evil and the reptoids are the ones we should align with.
► 00:31:43
However, now that I know that the Nordics are not all part of the New Berlinian movement.
► 00:31:49
Also, just to address a question in the chat room, yes, Jupiter is also hollow.
► 00:31:55
It's a gas giant.
► 00:31:57
By any definition, it's kind of hollow.
► 00:32:00
Bingo.
► 00:32:01
Bingo.
► 00:32:01
laughter laughter laughter laughter laughter I'll see you next time.
► 00:32:06
I mean, in a certain sense, if you want to go that far, at an atomic level, who amongst us is not hollow?
► 00:32:12
I'm hollow.
► 00:32:12
We are all hollow.
► 00:32:14
We are all just electrical signals.
► 00:32:17
I'm like a chocolate Easter bunny.
► 00:32:19
At the low-rent dollar store.
► 00:32:21
Oh, the bad ones.
► 00:32:22
Yes, yes.
► 00:32:23
With all the bubbles.
► 00:32:24
The hollow ones.
► 00:32:24
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 00:32:25
Chocolate keeps coming up.
► 00:32:26
Very curious.
► 00:32:27
Got chocolate on the brain.
► 00:32:29
You're strange.
► 00:32:29
So, Jordan, at the end of that, we learned that there's AI threats.
► 00:32:34
There's four AI groups.
► 00:32:35
No, but we really learned that there's a raptor princess.
► 00:32:38
Well, you already knew that.
► 00:32:39
No, I did not know there was a raptor princess.
► 00:32:42
They've talked about her before.
► 00:32:42
I knew there was a queen.
► 00:32:43
I didn't know there was a princess.
► 00:32:45
You're going to learn so many more things.
► 00:32:49
No movie idea!
► 00:32:50
Raptor Princess Diaries done on it.
► 00:32:53
Billions of dollars.
► 00:32:54
Made.
► 00:32:55
So we also learned that there's these AI groups that are, you know, evil and what have you.
► 00:33:00
That's one new group that we learned about.
► 00:33:03
Put your fucking mic down.
► 00:33:04
Now, hold on.
► 00:33:05
No.
► 00:33:05
Before we go any further, I just want to...
► 00:33:08
Explain to me exactly how we could have four different AI groups.
► 00:33:13
Let me tell you this.
► 00:33:14
I can't do it.
► 00:33:15
I don't know what the group part means either.
► 00:33:17
I have no idea.
► 00:33:18
What does the group part mean?
► 00:33:18
No idea.
► 00:33:20
It's not explained.
► 00:33:22
All right.
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So we've learned there's AI groups, and now there's a whole new thing.
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There's AI doctor groups as well.
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Absolutely.
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That's how you get the iodine.
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Got to trade with the new Berliners.
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There is a new character.
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Coming in.
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This is important.
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We've never discussed this before.
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This is wild.
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I didn't know what to think when I heard her say these words.
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Let's do it.
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If the AI want to take us out, they first have to deal with the gaseous creatures that are on Jupiter and Saturn.
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And they guard the gates there and are dedicated to defend us.
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They are friendly to all life, but see AI as the enemy.
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Gaseous creatures have the ability to take out a whole fleet of incoming ships instantly.
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And the way they defend us is by re-channeling local star energy to de-atomize the destructive AI or incoming ships.
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Makes sense.
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Hold on.
► 00:34:23
Makes total sense.
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I really want that last bit written down one more time.
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No.
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So, they control...
► 00:34:32
The gates!
► 00:34:33
The gates.
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Well, of course.
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The gaseous beings.
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But that's fine.
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This is the glow cloud.
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Welcome to Night Vale.
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All hail the glow cloud.
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He apparently has a podcast machine, too.
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TV.
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So they help us.
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Now, they support all life, but suspiciously not artificial intelligent life.
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Right.
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Which, by any definition, would eventually have to consider itself life.
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No, because they want a chompa-chompa on Earth.
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We're going to find out in the next clip.
► 00:35:05
Wait, the AI want to eat us?
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They want to eat the Earth.
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Let's just go ahead and deal with that clip.
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No, I want to deal with how the gaseous giants protect us.
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They're not gas giants.
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Whatever.
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They're gaseous creatures.
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I apologize.
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So they re-channel.
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Star energy.
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To de-atomize...
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Ships.
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Stuff.
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And AI groups.
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Yes.
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I don't care.
► 00:35:31
When?
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I don't care.
► 00:35:32
Are they like an Avengers situation?
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Probably.
► 00:35:34
Do they have a certain threshold of what a crisis is?
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Are they just sleeping?
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What are we doing here?
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They're friendly to all life.
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They guard the gates.
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But not AI.
► 00:35:45
They guard the gates.
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Which gates?
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The gates!
► 00:35:50
Benjamin Franklin Gates!
► 00:35:51
Put capital letters on something that sounds true.
► 00:35:54
Yep, absolutely.
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Especially when you gesticulate and yell it repeatedly.
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Kind of makes it more real to you.
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Oh yeah, absolutely.
► 00:36:01
I started seeing gates.
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So, you've got to learn a little bit.
► 00:36:04
I saw literal gates.
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Like, they guard the literal gates of Jupiter where you are driving your spaceship up and you're like...
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Bing bong!
► 00:36:14
And you may welcome...
► 00:36:16
So we've got to learn a little bit more about these gaseous creatures.
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Okay.
► 00:36:20
He said most negative AI are based on mechanics and want to eat the planet, but can't because they're being stopped by the gaseous beings.
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However, many are not based in mechanics and can take on any solid form.
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Including people.
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Anybody around you might be part of the AI group at any point.
► 00:36:43
Yeah, but those are the...
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Good ones?
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We might be.
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That might be what Carrie thinks.
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That could be.
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Who knows?
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Could we know?
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I couldn't prove it.
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Well, yeah, but that's technically true of any kind of consciousness.
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You can't prove that we're in a simulation or not.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You can't prove that I'm not part of the gassiest being AI intersection?
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I don't know.
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Lost track of words there.
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Yeah.
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So they want to chompa-chompa the earth, and they can't because of the gaseous beings, which is a very, very good circumstance for us to be in.
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Yeah, but do they have, like, a ceasefire treaty?
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With whom?
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Because if the gaseous beings can just de-atomize whatever the fuck they want, they could conceivably just de-atomize the AI.
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Entirely.
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So why would they not do that if the AI's only stated goal is to chompa-chompa, in your words, the Earth?
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Well, I don't think that's all the AI is up to, but I think it's in their bucket list.
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It's in the bucket list.
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Right, but until it gets to that item on the list, the gaseous beings, I think they're just like, hey, live and let live, baby.
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You are still life.
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But in a kind of mutually assured destruction kind of way, they're not willing to go so far unless the line is crossed.
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It's like the opposite of Barack's red line with Iran.
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Or Syria.
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A great point is being made in the chat room that often Jupiter and Saturn are on completely different sides of the universe.
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Not important.
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You can still look at both of them for a place to live.
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It's twice as far.
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The commute is longer.
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It's a disaster.
► 00:38:21
It's a terrible commute.
► 00:38:22
Yeah.
► 00:38:22
There aren't enough podcasts.
► 00:38:24
So, you know how all the wars in our history have been really just aliens?
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It turns out that almost...
► 00:38:30
Nordics, spider beings.
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Almost everything has been aliens fucking around.
► 00:38:34
The whole thing.
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Battles often are aliens.
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And in this clip, I almost said Alex.
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Has any human being ever done anything?
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Yeah, they've been fools at the whim of aliens.
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Alien machinations.
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Okay.
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In this clip, Carrie talks about some boats that had some battles.
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A Lusitania.
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Let me tell you this.
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One of the reasons that she's sure that it was aliens and it was a cover-up that they said there were sharks.
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Of course.
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Quote, there aren't that many sharks.
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Listen to this shit.
► 00:39:13
I brought up several famous...
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And he talked about those.
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The sinking of Indianapolis in 1945.
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There were men in the water.
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There was an attack by sharks, which was actually a cover.
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There are not that many sharks, he said.
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And this was an alien race they were dealing with.
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He didn't say which one.
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Mark is a shark truther.
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This was an alien race they were dealing with.
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The Liberty is an attack.
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Nah, there's like five sharks.
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The Liberty, which was an attack by Israel.
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Our ship, the Liberty, was our key control center.
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At the time we were vacillating between helping Egypt and helping Israel.
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There were Anunnaki on the ship and Israel attacked.
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Hold up.
► 00:39:58
Apparently those Anunnaki came from Egypt.
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And he said that he has a bad attitude towards the Anunnaki because he has had to fight them in the past and he doesn't like the way they view humans.
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He doesn't trust them.
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And this tends to color his perception of what we're dealing with.
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So she's already admitting that he's biased.
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So he's a Anunnaki Israel 9-11 truther.
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Yes.
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That's essentially what's going on there.
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Yes.
► 00:40:31
It was a thing, but it's not a thing, but Israel did the thing?
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The Anunnaki, that's the ancient alien shit.
► 00:40:38
There still aren't enough sharks for this, though.
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No, not enough sharks for this story to check out.
► 00:40:43
It's so ridiculous.
► 00:40:44
Too many sharks!
► 00:40:45
So, the Anunnaki, that comes from, like, Zachariah Sitchin and Eric Von Daniken and all that nonsense.
► 00:40:51
Just mistranslations of Sumerian texts and stuff like that.
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But, dude, man.
► 00:40:58
This next clip was like, oh God, does she even know what she's fucking saying?
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Who cares?
► 00:41:03
Why is he jumping into Israel?
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No, no, no.
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We're all over space.
► 00:41:07
Yeah.
► 00:41:07
But where does he just get into the...
► 00:41:10
Why?
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But the thing I was asking myself is...
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He hangs out with probably a neo-Nazi gang in prison.
► 00:41:16
Right, right, right, right.
► 00:41:17
Pro-Palestine all the way, I assume.
► 00:41:19
Right.
► 00:41:20
Neo-Nazis, huge Palestinian fans.
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Sure.
► 00:41:24
No, my question immediately was like, Going over all of the things that she is asking and having answered, why did she just come up with some random-ass battles to talk about?
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Because this is the eighth visit.
► 00:41:40
She's just running out of material?
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Probably.
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She's just writing out.
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She's just got a whiteboard.
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Just boom.
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What else do I want to know about?
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Most likely.
► 00:41:48
Listen to this.
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We've got to learn a little more about the Anunnaki, and it also accidentally turns deeply racist.
► 00:41:54
He said the Anunnaki get along with Draco and this makes their motives suspicious.
► 00:42:02
However, most Anunnaki are humanoid and fairly tall.
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The ones here on Earth can pass as human.
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You can tell an Anunnaki by the coloration in their skin.
► 00:42:14
Oh boy.
► 00:42:15
Oh boy.
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I'm going to still go with Conan O 'Brien.
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Oh, boy.
► 00:42:20
You can tell an Anunnaki by the coloration of their skin.
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Could be any color.
► 00:42:25
What do you mean, Mark?
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Could be any color.
► 00:42:27
We need a clarification, Mark.
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Could be any color.
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Need a clarification, Mark.
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I mean, now, technically, white is the absence of color.
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That's not what he's saying.
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You know damn well that's not what he's saying.
► 00:42:39
That is not what he's saying.
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No, it is not what he's saying.
► 00:42:43
That is...
► 00:42:44
So fucked up.
► 00:42:45
Well, now, in his defense, they also have to be tall.
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Which, as we all know, tall people and color...
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Oh, no.
► 00:42:56
I think...
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I think he's talking specifically about LeBron James.
► 00:43:02
You know how Carrie talks to him for like three hours and then these reports are her just reading stuff for like 40 minutes?
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Which, by the way, are we pencil or crayon today?
► 00:43:10
Pencil.
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She got pencil privileges back.
► 00:43:15
I'm just going to guess that some of the stuff she doesn't report back to Project Camelot is him saying some really fucked up racial shit.
► 00:43:24
Like some weird theories about Jews being descendants of aliens.
► 00:43:29
Right.
► 00:43:29
Because that, I mean...
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But that's just too obvious for him.
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Kind of.
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Everybody knows that.
► 00:43:34
Yeah.
► 00:43:34
I mean, that goes along with some of that, like, Hollow Earth stuff.
► 00:43:37
You can find right in there, holding hands, that worldview.
► 00:43:42
Well, the Jews were the ones who dug it out in the first place.
► 00:43:45
Used to be all filled.
► 00:43:47
There was space...
► 00:43:48
Space Jews.
► 00:43:49
Space group called the Hebrews came to Atlantis or Lemuria or some shit.
► 00:43:53
Sure.
► 00:43:54
Anyway, that's really fucked up, but it turns out that there's these Anunnaki, right?
► 00:44:01
There's a bunch of them in government.
► 00:44:03
There are many Anunnaki and reptoids in the Trump administration.
► 00:44:07
Not that I've seen.
► 00:44:09
30 politicians are Anunnaki or alien of one kind or another.
► 00:44:14
Most of Congress are totally in the dark.
► 00:44:16
Some in the State Department know about the alien presence, and many more in the Pentagon are in the know.
► 00:44:23
I asked him about John Kerry.
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Why?
► 00:44:27
And he said yes, he had always wondered about him.
► 00:44:29
He said he is probably an alien-human hybrid.
► 00:44:33
Cool.
► 00:44:34
Hold on.
► 00:44:35
And just making a note here that humans are a hybrid race.
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In this case, we would have John Kerry would be what you might term a recent hybrid.
► 00:44:46
Oh.
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Yeah.
► 00:44:50
So he's John Kerry's hybrid.
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I don't know why you're shocked and confused or delighted.
► 00:44:56
I can't tell what that response was.
► 00:44:58
I don't know.
► 00:45:00
I think all?
► 00:45:01
I think all of the above?
► 00:45:02
I told you, there's a lot going on.
► 00:45:04
Why didn't she ask about John Kerry?
► 00:45:06
Sure.
► 00:45:06
How do you have any conversation in 2018 that eventually leads to John Kerry?
► 00:45:13
What is he even doing right now?
► 00:45:15
He's hanging out.
► 00:45:16
I don't know.
► 00:45:18
John Kerry.
► 00:45:19
I don't know.
► 00:45:21
What is he doing right now?
► 00:45:22
I don't know.
► 00:45:22
He's not in the Senate anymore.
► 00:45:24
Yeah.
► 00:45:25
He's not in the cabinet.
► 00:45:27
Why were you talking about John?
► 00:45:29
I don't know.
► 00:45:30
All right.
► 00:45:31
So you're talking about Kerry.
► 00:45:32
Right.
► 00:45:33
Now, why is then your next question about a man who is utterly irrelevant to 2018?
► 00:45:39
Why is your next question then...
► 00:45:41
So you think he's a hybrid?
► 00:45:43
Of course.
► 00:45:44
You'll bet.
► 00:45:46
That's his answer for everything, probably.
► 00:45:48
And then her response is, well, humans are already hybrids.
► 00:45:52
And then he goes, ah, ha, ha, ha.
► 00:45:55
Recent.
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Recent hybrid.
► 00:45:56
You got me there, Mark.
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You fool.
► 00:45:58
Well played.
► 00:45:59
Well played, Mark.
► 00:46:00
You're not going to trust me?
► 00:46:02
So, look, dude.
► 00:46:04
I've had chocolate on the brain.
► 00:46:05
And thankfully, chocolate comes back up.
► 00:46:08
And we get to learn, why do the Raptors love chocolate so much?
► 00:46:12
Oh, yeah.
► 00:46:12
Well, it seems obvious, but I guess there's more to learn.
► 00:46:14
First, it's delicious.
► 00:46:15
Yeah.
► 00:46:16
And the second is this.
► 00:46:18
We talked about the role of chocolate.
► 00:46:21
Mark talked about the focus of other races on our chocolate.
► 00:46:25
He said there's nothing like it on other planets.
► 00:46:28
If you study chocolate, the cocoa plant, we still don't know how it pollinates.
► 00:46:33
What do you mean you don't know how it pollinates?
► 00:46:36
No, no, she said we don't.
► 00:46:37
We don't know how it pollinates.
► 00:46:39
I do.
► 00:46:40
It seems we've been growing it for a long time.
► 00:46:43
It's little flies, it turns out.
► 00:46:46
We're just randomly hoping for chocolate?
► 00:46:49
You can Google that.
► 00:46:50
Scientists are pretty aware of how it works.
► 00:46:52
Does she bring up the European versus American chocolate?
► 00:46:56
Belgian.
► 00:46:58
There's a lot of raptors in Belgium.
► 00:47:00
You should know that.
► 00:47:01
It may be a semi-invisible mite.
► 00:47:06
It's not.
► 00:47:06
It is not an ant or a bee.
► 00:47:08
No, it's a fly.
► 00:47:09
It is very difficult to take the cocoa plant to another planet to get it to grow.
► 00:47:14
That I believe.
► 00:47:15
That one, I'm actually...
► 00:47:17
You know what?
► 00:47:18
You got me.
► 00:47:19
I imagine that's true of all plants.
► 00:47:21
I know.
► 00:47:23
I'm right there with you.
► 00:47:24
Most of them require water.
► 00:47:27
Aliens are not coming here for gold or minerals or water, he says.
► 00:47:31
There is plenty of gold on asteroids.
► 00:47:34
Aliens come here for the things we make, luxury items, antiques, things of beauty, and obviously our genetic code.
► 00:47:45
Sure.
► 00:47:47
They like antiques!
► 00:47:53
And there's two things I know.
► 00:47:55
How do you know an Onanaki?
► 00:47:58
Color of their skin.
► 00:47:59
How do you know a raptor?
► 00:48:01
Antiques Roadshow.
► 00:48:03
Favorite show, Antiques Roadshow.
► 00:48:05
They come here for our antiques!
► 00:48:08
It's something that's all 50 years old!
► 00:48:10
They come here for our antiques!
► 00:48:12
A raptor crosses the universe to get an armoire.
► 00:48:19
Get a decorative plate from 1920.
► 00:48:26
Hold on, hold on.
► 00:48:28
Hold on.
► 00:48:30
Are you telling me this coin is from 1910?
► 00:48:33
That makes the whole trip worth it, my friend.
► 00:48:36
That's amazing.
► 00:48:37
That is so amazing.
► 00:48:39
They're like antiques.
► 00:48:42
And also, if you're looking at that list of things that she's talking about, gold fits in.
► 00:48:48
They like things of beauty.
► 00:48:51
It kind of describes gold.
► 00:48:53
Antiques.
► 00:48:55
Oh, man.
► 00:48:56
Oh, man.
► 00:48:59
All right.
► 00:49:02
What happens when they go to Ren Fairs?
► 00:49:05
Do they lose their minds?
► 00:49:07
Do they believe it's real?
► 00:49:08
Probably.
► 00:49:08
Do they even know?
► 00:49:10
I mean, what is more antique than a Renfick?
► 00:49:12
And they're used to time traveling.
► 00:49:14
Of course.
► 00:49:14
And so they could just assume, uh-oh.
► 00:49:16
Also, if you are used to time traveling, doesn't the very concept of an antique become ridiculous?
► 00:49:22
See, now that's a problem.
► 00:49:23
Because you can always go to the time where the thing was made.
► 00:49:26
So an antique is in of itself non-existent any further because it is always existing in the same present moment.
► 00:49:33
See, that's a problem for Mark's logic.
► 00:49:35
Certainly.
► 00:49:37
But you need, before we judge too harshly, in this next clip we're going to get a little bit of a backstory going for the Raptors and how they've come to exist in the present, as they do.
► 00:49:48
The Raptors know more than we do, not because they're smarter, but because they are a space-faring race that has been around for over 65 million years.
► 00:49:59
Hey, real quick, where is that number from?
► 00:50:03
Jurassic Park?
► 00:50:05
The tagline to Jurassic Park was, a movie 65 million years in the making.
► 00:50:13
Dead on.
► 00:50:14
Dead on.
► 00:50:14
Weird.
► 00:50:15
Weird.
► 00:50:16
Coincidence.
► 00:50:16
Also, by the way, previous Brack story of the Raptors is they actually met the Raptors from 65 million years ago.
► 00:50:25
So they were already a space-faring race whenever they found our Raptors, who they then...
► 00:50:31
Herded as cattle.
► 00:50:32
Yes, they were ranching.
► 00:50:33
And then raised others up to be soldiers, I assume.
► 00:50:37
Absolutely.
► 00:50:39
Timeline issues.
► 00:50:40
So we're in trouble.
► 00:50:42
Yeah.
► 00:50:42
65 million years ago, they left Earth and went on a journey into a wormhole.
► 00:50:46
But they came to Earth.
► 00:50:47
And they went into some sort of suspended animation.
► 00:50:52
It's not clear.
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and returned to the galaxies a few million years ago, established a home in the great Draco galaxy at that time.
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Black hole, son!
► 00:51:10
It caused them to slip into an event horizon, and then they returned.
► 00:51:15
So there was a time gap there.
► 00:51:18
The planet they settled on in the Draco galaxy belonged to the Draco, and when they took it over, they became enemies of the Draco, and they are at war with the Draco now.
► 00:51:29
Right.
► 00:51:30
Like that McConaughey and what vehicle?
► 00:51:38
Event Horizon, I think was the name of the movie.
► 00:51:40
No, it wasn't Event Horizon.
► 00:51:41
It was McConaughey and what's-his-face, who is actually a good actor.
► 00:51:45
Deep Impact?
► 00:51:46
No, still wrong.
► 00:51:47
Two-word movie titles.
► 00:51:48
No, it's a dragon movie.
► 00:51:50
It's about dragons.
► 00:51:51
Dragonheart?
► 00:51:51
Probably.
► 00:51:52
That was Sean Connery.
► 00:51:53
That is.
► 00:51:54
Yeah.
► 00:51:54
I mean, that story makes sense.
► 00:51:58
Do you know what's crazy?
► 00:51:59
Huh?
► 00:51:59
That actually does fill in some of the plot holes.
► 00:52:01
It doesn't.
► 00:52:02
It does!
► 00:52:02
If they're in suspended animation, that does fill in some of the plot holes.
► 00:52:06
It doesn't fill in all of them.
► 00:52:07
How the fuck did they get off the Earth 65 million years ago?
► 00:52:10
That's not important.
► 00:52:11
It's not that they're smarter than us, it's that they are a space-faring race.
► 00:52:15
I'm being told the movie we're thinking of is Reign of Fire.
► 00:52:17
Exactly.
► 00:52:18
Nailed it.
► 00:52:20
So what this is...
► 00:52:21
Okay, let's think of it this way.
► 00:52:23
I'm getting a second source telling me it's Reign of Fire.
► 00:52:27
Confirm.
► 00:52:32
This is so dumb.
► 00:52:34
Okay.
► 00:52:34
No, don't fucking try.
► 00:52:36
Don't do this.
► 00:52:37
If the raptors are not smarter than us, and yet at the same time are a space-faring race, I propose a kind of Polynesian situation, wherein...
► 00:52:49
They can travel across great distances through relatively simple structures.
► 00:52:55
Be very careful.
► 00:52:56
You're going to offend our Polynesian friends.
► 00:52:59
I'm not!
► 00:53:00
Defending Polynesians.
► 00:53:01
It's because they are capable sailors that they could travel from.
► 00:53:04
But they're too stupid to make good boats.
► 00:53:06
No, that's not what I'm saying.
► 00:53:08
God damn it.
► 00:53:08
I'm saying that at the time their technology was relatively simple and yet at the same time sturdy enough for them to cross oceans.
► 00:53:17
Did you just watch Moana?
► 00:53:19
I did not.
► 00:53:19
I watched it a few months ago.
► 00:53:22
Fair.
► 00:53:23
But that's what I'm saying!
► 00:53:24
Also, actually, it's more I played Civilization V. Whenever Polynesia gets a bonus where they can always travel across ocean tiles, even though you haven't developed the technology yet.
► 00:53:38
Shut it, Sid Meier!
► 00:53:39
Sorry!
► 00:53:39
Look, the thing is, whatever analogy you're trying to make is oompous-bompous.
► 00:53:46
And here's why.
► 00:53:47
Sounds right.
► 00:53:47
Getting off the planet is different than making a boat.
► 00:53:56
Now that sounds like a compelling argument.
► 00:53:58
Especially if you're a dinosaur.
► 00:54:03
How do you know how fast they can run?
► 00:54:05
Oh, you think they ran into space?
► 00:54:07
88 miles per hour.
► 00:54:09
Okay, then oxygen's gonna come into it.
► 00:54:12
Dinosaurs don't breathe oxygen.
► 00:54:13
Fair enough.
► 00:54:14
That was proven.
► 00:54:15
So, the raptors are good.
► 00:54:20
According to Mark.
► 00:54:21
And the Dracos are generally bad.
► 00:54:23
Right.
► 00:54:24
Even though, from his own admission, the raptors colonized one of Draco's planets, disregarding the fact that there were native peoples living there.
► 00:54:34
Sure.
► 00:54:34
I think Mark is really bad.
► 00:54:36
I think any ally that Mark suggests that he has is actually evil.
► 00:54:41
Yeah, yeah.
► 00:54:42
But here's something about the Dracos.
► 00:54:44
Turns out maybe not all of them are bad.
► 00:54:46
I think Mark Richards is gaslighting us about...
► 00:54:49
Fiction!
► 00:54:50
Yes, I think so too.
► 00:54:52
So the raptors fully believe there are some good Dracos, but the raptors and humans are diametrically opposed to the Draco agenda, which involves takeover and domination.
► 00:55:06
I got bad news for you about humans.
► 00:55:09
That is somehow racist to me.
► 00:55:11
That is such a raptor concept of like...
► 00:55:15
That's a raptor concept.
► 00:55:16
Yeah, well, okay.
► 00:55:17
All right.
► 00:55:18
It's the same thing as your grandma saying, oh, well, yeah, but they're one of the good ones.
► 00:55:23
Right.
► 00:55:23
Like, that's a racist idea wrapped up in raptors.
► 00:55:26
Yeah, more or less.
► 00:55:27
But at the same time, like, okay, so the Dracos...
► 00:55:31
They want to conquer things.
► 00:55:32
And humans and raptors aren't into that, but...
► 00:55:34
No, we're not.
► 00:55:35
Every bit of human history would beg to differ.
► 00:55:37
No, that's because we were influenced by the Dracos.
► 00:55:40
Every bit of human history would cough politely.
► 00:55:43
No, no, no.
► 00:55:44
No thank you, sir.
► 00:55:45
So, um...
► 00:55:46
Proxy wars between the raptors and the reptoids.
► 00:55:50
Spider beings?
► 00:55:51
Every now and then.
► 00:55:52
So you know how...
► 00:55:53
They mostly keep to themselves and the New Berliners.
► 00:55:57
So you know how we just learned that there are gaseous beings in play?
► 00:56:00
Right.
► 00:56:00
And last time we learned ant beings are in play and we already knew about the spiders and what have you.
► 00:56:05
Just ants.
► 00:56:05
Could just be ants.
► 00:56:06
In this next clip we learn about a whole new group of aliens.
► 00:56:10
But before we do, we learn something damning about the First Lady of the United States.
► 00:56:18
Why bring her in?
► 00:56:21
I don't want to give away too much, but she's not a human.
► 00:56:26
Well, yeah, but that's obvious.
► 00:56:28
Trump, we talked about Trump, and he says he is controlled by aliens.
► 00:56:33
He went from being a mediocre millionaire in four years to being mega rich.
► 00:56:38
His wife is a biological creation that operates as his direct link to an alien race.
► 00:56:46
She is his communication device.
► 00:56:49
He wouldn't say which alien race, and it is not the cat beings.
► 00:56:54
And later on in this discussion, I'll talk a bit about the cat beings and so on.
► 00:57:01
It's not the cat beings.
► 00:57:03
It's not the heretofore unmentioned cat beings.
► 00:57:07
It's not the cat beings.
► 00:57:09
Trump...
► 00:57:10
Again, just cats.
► 00:57:12
Could just be cats.
► 00:57:13
Trump has a wife that is a biological creation that he uses as a communication device with aliens.
► 00:57:21
Don't know which ones, but it ain't cats.
► 00:57:23
Now, let me tell you something right now.
► 00:57:25
Is there a better explanation for why she will not always hold his hand?
► 00:57:31
What is that but a man calling and them hanging up on him?
► 00:57:36
Perhaps.
► 00:57:36
You see what I'm saying?
► 00:57:37
Connection wasn't made.
► 00:57:38
Yeah.
► 00:57:39
It's simple.
► 00:57:40
It's simple.
► 00:57:41
It's definitely not that they're in a loveless marriage based on money and power.
► 00:57:44
It has nothing to do with that.
► 00:57:46
And I know that it doesn't have anything to do with the cat beings.
► 00:57:50
I have still not ruled that out.
► 00:57:52
I think Mark Richards is an unreliable narrator in this situation.
► 00:57:56
Perhaps he's providing cover for the cat beings.
► 00:57:59
I have it on good authority from my friend Kerry, who knows a guy named Mark, that it's not the cat beings.
► 00:58:06
We're going to learn about them here in a little bit.
► 00:58:08
But first, Carrie asks him about the wildfires in California.
► 00:58:15
Why?
► 00:58:16
Where does the conversation get onto that track?
► 00:58:19
Well, it's good that she did, because the truth about it is pretty wild.
► 00:58:24
Fires in Northern and Southern California.
► 00:58:26
The fires in Northern California were basically a group of juvenile alien races who decided to party.
► 00:58:34
By coming here and devouring humans.
► 00:58:37
Ah, okay.
► 00:58:39
So, also, this brings in the wrinkle of a North-South Civil War forest fire situation here.
► 00:58:48
Now, she goes on to say, I don't know what happened with the South.
► 00:58:50
She has no idea about the South fires.
► 00:58:53
But the North fires were an alien prank.
► 00:59:00
Why does one get an explanation and the other is just...
► 00:59:03
It's a mystery.
► 00:59:04
Mark was tired.
► 00:59:06
Who knows why this other one's happened?
► 00:59:08
See, that's one...
► 00:59:09
Look, I can't know everything.
► 00:59:11
But see, that's one of the things that makes me clear that he's either telling the fucking truth or he is a super accomplished manipulator.
► 00:59:20
Because if he was just sort of an amateur con man, he would have an answer for everything.
► 00:59:25
Instead, he's like, I don't know about that one.
► 00:59:27
Oh, you gotta allow yourself to...
► 00:59:30
To appear vulnerable in order for the person to...
► 00:59:34
There's a salability about you.
► 00:59:35
Yeah, absolutely.
► 00:59:36
Man, I'll tell you what.
► 00:59:37
I love it.
► 00:59:39
Fires were an alien prank.
► 00:59:40
Yeah.
► 00:59:40
They just came to party and eat humans.
► 00:59:43
Back to the cat people.
► 00:59:48
So...
► 00:59:48
Carrie...
► 00:59:50
Yes, back...
► 00:59:51
Not cat people.
► 00:59:52
We don't know that they're people.
► 00:59:53
They're cat beings.
► 00:59:57
Hold off on your judgments.
► 01:00:00
Carrie was just in Egypt, and you know there's a lot of cat people there.
► 01:00:05
A lot of cat importance.
► 01:00:06
It could be why it happened to be on her brain at the time.
► 01:00:09
It's possible.
► 01:00:10
It could be that perhaps she gave him a very leading question of...
► 01:00:19
Is the president-in-law the first lady being controlled by cat beings?
► 01:00:26
Not the cat beings.
► 01:00:27
Ah, okay.
► 01:00:28
Because I just went to Egypt and I know cats are pretty important there.
► 01:00:32
Mark does tell her about the Sphinx and how there used to be multiple ones and they were cats.
► 01:00:36
They're cat people.
► 01:00:37
They were cats or they were real?
► 01:00:39
No, they weren't real as much as they were statues and all.
► 01:00:42
There were still statues and shit.
► 01:00:44
Weren't there multiple ones?
► 01:00:45
I think that is correct, yeah.
► 01:00:46
I don't remember.
► 01:00:47
It's been a long time since I've looked into it.
► 01:00:48
Verify.
► 01:00:49
There's another influence that maybe Mark's been watching movies.
► 01:00:54
We'll see.
► 01:00:55
This is crazy.
► 01:00:58
The remaining Sphinx has now a human head carved from the cat head and his...
► 01:01:08
Contact on this is a Black Panther cat being called Contessa.
► 01:01:15
Okay.
► 01:01:16
Okay.
► 01:01:17
All right.
► 01:01:20
Mark knows a Black Panther cat being named Contessa.
► 01:01:25
Mark also asked her if she was on 10 yet.
► 01:01:31
Power girl!
► 01:01:33
Power girl!
► 01:01:34
That's a lot to take in.
► 01:01:37
He's hanging out with a Black Panther cat being named Contessa.
► 01:01:43
Yep.
► 01:01:44
Chorus.
► 01:01:44
Chorus.
► 01:01:46
Love it.
► 01:01:47
Can't get enough.
► 01:01:48
Can't get enough.
► 01:01:49
She's from the land of...
► 01:01:52
Wakanda?
► 01:01:53
No, Kanda.
► 01:01:55
Meow Kanda.
► 01:01:58
All right.
► 01:02:00
Plus one points for that.
► 01:02:01
This is so stupid.
► 01:02:04
At a certain point, it really feels like Mark Richards might be fucking with her.
► 01:02:09
No, he's always been fucking with her.
► 01:02:11
But he might be trying to get caught.
► 01:02:12
But now he's really going for it.
► 01:02:13
He might be seeing like...
► 01:02:14
How far can I push this?
► 01:02:16
I fucking know Black Panther people.
► 01:02:18
Or maybe this is just his way of trying to rationalize a rumble that he had with a black gang in prison with his white gang.
► 01:02:26
Right.
► 01:02:27
And the Black Panther is how his brain...
► 01:02:29
I don't know.
► 01:02:30
I'm trying to...
► 01:02:31
I'm over-exegesis-ing this.
► 01:02:34
It's unnecessary.
► 01:02:35
Might be.
► 01:02:35
Anyway, there's cat people.
► 01:02:38
Also...
► 01:02:39
Michael B. Jordan was great in that Egyptian fight.
► 01:02:42
He played Contessa.
► 01:02:43
Yeah.
► 01:02:45
So, you know, recently...
► 01:02:48
Contessa monger.
► 01:02:49
Recently, sir.
► 01:02:51
The international community has decided, and, you know, they...
► 01:02:55
I have good reason to believe that Vladimir Putin attacked a spy in London, I believe.
► 01:03:01
Wasn't it in London?
► 01:03:02
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 01:03:03
But, get this.
► 01:03:05
She wasn't Putin.
► 01:03:06
It was aliens.
► 01:03:07
Regarding the Salisbury attack.
► 01:03:10
He said the fascists, Reptoids, and Draco went a week in the U.S., Russia, and Britain, and so the aliens continue to pit them against each other.
► 01:03:21
He says Putin is not messy.
► 01:03:23
He kills lots of people, but with precision.
► 01:03:26
The collateral damage indicates that the Salisbury attack was carried out by British or the aliens.
► 01:03:34
Hmm.
► 01:03:35
Wide swath there.
► 01:03:36
Either the British...
► 01:03:38
Or any number of alien races that I've brought up.
► 01:03:42
Right.
► 01:03:42
Yeah.
► 01:03:45
I mean, but at the same time, she is the Black Dragon Queen.
► 01:03:49
Right.
► 01:03:49
So, could be all.
► 01:03:51
No, England is under the sway of the Black Dragon Queen.
► 01:03:55
Right, exactly.
► 01:03:55
Okay.
► 01:03:56
I assume that's a Draco in disguise.
► 01:03:58
I don't know.
► 01:03:59
So, of course.
► 01:04:00
I don't think it's not a literal dragon.
► 01:04:00
Is there any difference between the British and the aliens at this point, Dan?
► 01:04:05
No.
► 01:04:05
Prove that to me.
► 01:04:06
No, of course not.
► 01:04:07
Of course not.
► 01:04:08
Why do they have tea time, little cucumber sandwiches?
► 01:04:10
Get the fuck out of here.
► 01:04:11
Oh, that's definitely alien.
► 01:04:11
Yeah, absolutely.
► 01:04:13
The only explanation.
► 01:04:16
You call fries chips?
► 01:04:17
Get the fuck out of here.
► 01:04:18
Yeah, come on.
► 01:04:19
Get the fuck back to your own planet.
► 01:04:20
Get the fuck out of here, Draco.
► 01:04:21
Come on.
► 01:04:22
Go on, Planet Hunters.
► 01:04:25
Or...
► 01:04:26
The show about fish tanks.
► 01:04:28
That would also be an acceptable one.
► 01:04:29
Tanked, I believe is what it's called.
► 01:04:31
I'm going to skip this next clip because it's not really all that great.
► 01:04:34
It's just Mark...
► 01:04:35
Saying that he's trying to stop North Korea and China from killing millions of people.
► 01:04:39
Himself?
► 01:04:40
Yes.
► 01:04:40
Okay.
► 01:04:41
He's leaking information.
► 01:04:42
With a portal?
► 01:04:42
He's leaking information to carry in order to stop a war that will kill millions of people.
► 01:04:47
God, I really feel if there is a war coming that will kill millions of people and you have both the information necessary to stop it and access to portals.
► 01:04:56
Right.
► 01:04:57
You could probably do a little bit more than kind of leak it.
► 01:05:00
Or just hang out with a weird lady.
► 01:05:03
That could help.
► 01:05:05
It doesn't even have access to a pen.
► 01:05:10
So now we learn more about this Contessa character, the Black Panther cat being.
► 01:05:15
She's got some interesting quirks.
► 01:05:18
All right.
► 01:05:18
We talked about the cat beings and Contessa Leone, the Black Panther being that...
► 01:05:24
I had mentioned earlier.
► 01:05:26
He said he's written about her in his writings, which are available at the Earth Defense Headquarters site.
► 01:05:33
Uh, uh, uh, Dan?
► 01:05:36
Guess who immediately went to that website?
► 01:05:38
Dan?
► 01:05:39
Yes, sir?
► 01:05:39
What did you just say to me?
► 01:05:41
Um, here's the problem.
► 01:05:42
There's nothing...
► 01:05:43
It's thomas.loc.gov, which is a reference to an episode that no one will ever know.
► 01:05:49
Goddammit, that was a great...
► 01:05:50
I'm gonna say it again.
► 01:05:53
I went to the website, and it's crazy.
► 01:05:57
Like, his wife has made a straight-up 501c3 nonprofit organization.
► 01:06:03
Oh, yes.
► 01:06:04
And, oh my god, I've got to pull up the site.
► 01:06:06
They claim to have...
► 01:06:07
Hold the fucking phone.
► 01:06:09
They claim to have the original copy of The Golden Bough.
► 01:06:15
Okay.
► 01:06:16
Well, I mean, like, the book.
► 01:06:18
Not the mythical object.
► 01:06:20
Okay.
► 01:06:23
Because that would be a big find.
► 01:06:25
That would be huge.
► 01:06:26
Yeah.
► 01:06:27
What's the other thing that they've got?
► 01:06:29
I mean, it's crazy that they put together an organization at all.
► 01:06:34
God, I think they're...
► 01:06:36
You know, as much as we can make fun of them, I'll be goddamned if these people don't try and follow through on their shit.
► 01:06:44
They're enterprising.
► 01:06:45
Yeah.
► 01:06:46
We wouldn't make a 501c3.
► 01:06:48
No.
► 01:06:49
We don't even know how.
► 01:06:51
I don't even know what that means.
► 01:06:53
If you go to the website, the Earth Defense League, you'll find that the executive director is Joanne Richards, his wife.
► 01:06:58
Of course.
► 01:06:58
And there's a board of directors, which blew my mind.
► 01:07:01
Wait.
► 01:07:01
One of them is named Dr. Julian Salt.
► 01:07:03
Love him.
► 01:07:04
And I googled him, and it turns out that he's been on Project Camelot.
► 01:07:09
Doing an interview about how much he loves Mark Richards.
► 01:07:12
And I was about to be like, well, fuck it, we're doing that episode tonight too.
► 01:07:16
But I listened to like maybe 15 minutes of it and he is a boring ass dude.
► 01:07:20
Then I looked further down the list and one of the people on the board of directors is Lou Wagner.
► 01:07:25
I was like, what?
► 01:07:26
The guy from Chips?
► 01:07:28
It's like a character actor.
► 01:07:30
Wait, is it the guy from Chips?
► 01:07:31
I don't know!
► 01:07:33
I have no idea.
► 01:07:35
There's no way to follow up on Lou Wagner?
► 01:07:37
I'd have to send them an email or something.
► 01:07:38
But, like, I don't know.
► 01:07:40
It very well could be Lou.
► 01:07:41
Draft that email for me right now.
► 01:07:43
I mean, he's still alive.
► 01:07:44
He's 69 years old.
► 01:07:46
Could very well.
► 01:07:47
Excuse me, guys.
► 01:07:48
So, Lou Wagner on your board of director.
► 01:07:51
How about that?
► 01:07:52
Guy from Chips?
► 01:07:53
Guy from Chips.
► 01:07:54
Guy from Chips?
► 01:07:56
Is he the guy from Chips?
► 01:07:57
Is that...
► 01:07:58
Did you swing the guy from Chips?
► 01:08:01
Could you guys?
► 01:08:02
He's a good get.
► 01:08:03
He's a good get.
► 01:08:04
There's absolutely no doubt about that.
► 01:08:07
I'm trying to find the exact page that I was on earlier.
► 01:08:14
So you can go here to the website.
► 01:08:17
I was hoping I'd find just rambling blogs and stuff like that, but it's all for sale.
► 01:08:24
They're just selling all his writings and stuff.
► 01:08:27
So for like 40 bucks, you can learn about what happened at Hamilton Air Force Base in the summer of 1952.
► 01:08:33
For how much?
► 01:08:34
40 bucks.
► 01:08:35
How long is this?
► 01:08:37
It actually has the page count here.
► 01:08:38
40 bucks.
► 01:08:39
That one's 384 pages.
► 01:08:41
Oh, that's not bad.
► 01:08:42
I would take that in a hardback.
► 01:08:44
40 bucks for a hardback makes sense.
► 01:08:46
PDF file?
► 01:08:47
No, thank you.
► 01:08:47
Yeah, I don't know.
► 01:08:48
How dare you?
► 01:08:49
I don't know if it's that.
► 01:08:50
And it's probably written...
► 01:08:52
Well, no.
► 01:08:52
He would write it in pen, and then she would transcribe it, of course.
► 01:08:56
Yeah, yeah.
► 01:08:57
Oh, that's torture.
► 01:08:58
That's torture.
► 01:08:59
Yeah.
► 01:09:00
To write down 300-some-odd pages of bullshit, and then ask your wife...
► 01:09:05
Sell it.
► 01:09:06
To type it.
► 01:09:07
So, it's the Earth Defense Headquarters, but as a part and parcel of that is Dragon Hill Research Center.
► 01:09:14
All right.
► 01:09:14
You can apply to be a researcher at, which I might do.
► 01:09:17
Yeah, you need to.
► 01:09:18
You need to.
► 01:09:19
It's in San Anselmo, California, and it's apparently in a castle.
► 01:09:23
Or, I'm sorry, a castle-like setting.
► 01:09:26
No.
► 01:09:26
No.
► 01:09:38
I feel like the moment you need to make that distinction, you might as well stop.
► 01:09:42
They got a lot of books and a lot of research going on.
► 01:09:45
Of course, of course.
► 01:09:46
There's an extensive collection on Wicca, mythical, in quotes, because they're fucking real, creatures such as dragons and fairies, history, modern military history, space and environmental issues.
► 01:09:57
The Research Center is proud to own the Parliament Rolls of Medieval England, covering 1272 to 1504 and several volumes of The Golden Bough.
► 01:10:09
Yeah.
► 01:10:10
Crazy.
► 01:10:10
All right.
► 01:10:11
Crazy.
► 01:10:12
All right.
► 01:10:12
Crazy.
► 01:10:13
I want to go there.
► 01:10:14
I kind of think the saddest thing is that they probably have a better science department than most Christian universities.
► 01:10:24
Maybe.
► 01:10:25
I want to go there.
► 01:10:26
I want to go there, too.
► 01:10:28
Absolutely.
► 01:10:29
So anyway.
► 01:10:30
Could we get in?
► 01:10:30
I don't know if my transcripts are good enough, Dan.
► 01:10:32
Anyway.
► 01:10:33
I dropped out of college.
► 01:10:34
This clip isn't done.
► 01:10:36
He still has to talk about the Black Panther lady.
► 01:10:39
Oh, of course.
► 01:10:40
But I just wanted to quickly tell you all a little bit about Earth Defense Headquarters.
► 01:10:44
Okay.
► 01:10:45
That's maintained by his wife, Joanne Richards, and I highly recommend that as a great place to get more of his writings.
► 01:10:52
But he says that the cat beings are not at this time openly assisting humans, that there are four different cat races in contact, and that at the moment they're detached from human affairs.
► 01:11:06
Mark's only contact with cat beings, however, is through the Contessa, the Black Panther being.
► 01:11:12
She loves luxury items and has lots of kittens.
► 01:11:16
And they stand upright.
► 01:11:19
Okay.
► 01:11:19
Cool.
► 01:11:20
We got two-leg standing kittens.
► 01:11:22
She likes luxury items and has lots of kittens.
► 01:11:26
This makes me really sad.
► 01:11:29
This one's thin.
► 01:11:31
This one's thin.
► 01:11:32
I've been loving all of this so far, but this one's lazy.
► 01:11:35
It is.
► 01:11:36
This is lazy.
► 01:11:37
Yeah.
► 01:11:38
Come on.
► 01:11:38
Yeah.
► 01:11:39
I demand better.
► 01:11:42
I demand...
► 01:11:43
Four different cat races?
► 01:11:46
Sure, why not?
► 01:11:46
Four different cat alien races.
► 01:11:48
I don't give a shit.
► 01:11:49
Yeah, sure.
► 01:11:49
Tabby.
► 01:11:50
Tabby.
► 01:11:50
Black Panther.
► 01:11:51
Black Panther.
► 01:11:52
Ocelot.
► 01:11:53
Ocelot?
► 01:11:53
Ocelot alaikum.
► 01:11:56
That's how you treat each other.
► 01:11:58
Negative one point.
► 01:11:59
How dare you.
► 01:12:00
Negative one.
► 01:12:01
How dare you.
► 01:12:01
Negative one.
► 01:12:03
Absolutely.
► 01:12:04
I just...
► 01:12:05
I don't know how you can't just like...
► 01:12:10
Be like, Mark!
► 01:12:13
Come on.
► 01:12:14
This is ridiculous.
► 01:12:16
Yeah.
► 01:12:16
Yeah, even Carrie has to be like, do some punch-up, man.
► 01:12:19
Come on.
► 01:12:20
Give me a little bit more to work with than that.
► 01:12:22
Give me more than four cat species just not giving a fuck, i.e., just like cats.
► 01:12:28
Right.
► 01:12:29
You know, like, it's four cat species who are essentially cats.
► 01:12:32
You know, they're cats.
► 01:12:34
Sure.
► 01:12:35
It doesn't matter.
► 01:12:36
But they stand up right.
► 01:12:37
Look, you go around the universe, cat's a cat, man.
► 01:12:40
Cats have been around for at least 65 million years.
► 01:12:43
Yeah, that makes sense.
► 01:12:45
For sure.
► 01:12:46
Yeah.
► 01:12:47
Well, if you wanted him to give, his next clip, he's giving.
► 01:12:50
Okay, good.
► 01:12:51
It turns out we learn a little bit more about the Dutchman, his dad, in his next clip.
► 01:12:57
It turns out he, and a very famous person, had a bit of a disagreement in the past.
► 01:13:03
Thomas Jefferson?
► 01:13:04
He said Carl Sagan and Mark's dad, the Dutchman, had an argument over the Voyager disc that went out into space.
► 01:13:12
Basically, Mark and his father considered it gambling with our lives.
► 01:13:18
Okay.
► 01:13:18
Aliens are already here!
► 01:13:21
Neighbors.
► 01:13:22
Sorry.
► 01:13:23
Neighbors.
► 01:13:24
Aliens are already here.
► 01:13:26
And it does not matter if you send the Voyager out.
► 01:13:31
Right.
► 01:13:32
The Voyager didn't go far enough to deal with aliens coming from different galaxies.
► 01:13:38
The Voyager can't possibly go far enough.
► 01:13:40
There's no way for the Voyager to go far enough.
► 01:13:42
Aliens were involved in World War II.
► 01:13:45
Aliens were involved in...
► 01:13:46
It predates any space travel.
► 01:13:49
Not.
► 01:13:49
Does it?
► 01:13:50
Not the raptors in the 65 million years ago.
► 01:13:53
Sagan was there.
► 01:13:54
Sagan, man.
► 01:13:55
I love it.
► 01:13:56
I mean, Carl Sagan's dead now, so we can't confirm or deny this story about the Dutchman.
► 01:14:03
Lizardman species?
► 01:14:04
Uh-huh.
► 01:14:05
Sahagan.
► 01:14:06
Or Sahagan?
► 01:14:07
Whichever it is you...
► 01:14:08
There's a mythological species of, I think, amphibious humanoid Sahagans.
► 01:14:18
Oh, yeah, they're researching them at the Dragon Hill Research Center.
► 01:14:21
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 01:14:22
DRC.
► 01:14:23
Now.
► 01:14:23
You know me.
► 01:14:24
Shorten it.
► 01:14:24
Right.
► 01:14:25
Shorten it.
► 01:14:26
Sagan.
► 01:14:26
Sagan.
► 01:14:27
He's a fucking reptoid.
► 01:14:28
He's a fucking reptoid.
► 01:14:29
Son of a bitch.
► 01:14:30
I knew it the whole time.
► 01:14:31
Oh my god.
► 01:14:32
That blue dot speech, he wanted to eat that dot.
► 01:14:35
He wanted to eat that fucking dot, Sagan!
► 01:14:37
Sagan!
► 01:14:41
So, this whole exercise pushes the realm of credulity way too far.
► 01:14:48
It goes a bit.
► 01:14:49
It's a bit much.
► 01:14:50
The idea that carries us going along with all of this is wild.
► 01:14:54
But we do reach one point here towards the end.
► 01:14:59
How do you wind up on a conversation?
► 01:15:02
How do you wind up going from a...
► 01:15:05
Aliens love antiques.
► 01:15:06
Right.
► 01:15:07
That's the biggest takeaway.
► 01:15:09
To Onanaki, I'm a racist.
► 01:15:12
To, you know, my dad and Carl Sagan got into a fight one time.
► 01:15:17
You know why?
► 01:15:17
Because he's a 60-year-old dude who's been in prison for 30 years and he probably just rambles.
► 01:15:21
He's probably like your grandpa.
► 01:15:22
I don't know your grandpa.
► 01:15:24
He's dead.
► 01:15:25
We miss him.
► 01:15:26
Not really.
► 01:15:29
The stereotypical grandpa is just like, I tell you about the time of World War II, I punched a Nazi, or the next second he's talking about, I don't like soup.
► 01:15:39
I'm sure Mark Richards is the same kind of dude.
► 01:15:41
No, clearly he's lost his mind.
► 01:15:43
I love to hang out with cat people who like luxury items, and they walk upright.
► 01:15:48
Also, Anunnaki's have different colored skin.
► 01:15:51
And I don't like them.
► 01:15:52
No.
► 01:15:53
Not because of that.
► 01:15:53
They're sketchy.
► 01:15:54
But you know them because of that.
► 01:15:56
You can't trust them because they work with Draco, who are into conquering things, and humans are against that, except for all the times we've conquered things, but that's just because of lizards.
► 01:16:06
Now, he did not specifically say that the Anunnaki were evil.
► 01:16:12
Intrinsically.
► 01:16:13
He does everything but.
► 01:16:14
He is saying that he can't trust them because they do work with those other people.
► 01:16:20
And he's fought them in the past.
► 01:16:22
Which says, to a certain extent, they're a possible friend.
► 01:16:27
I don't know.
► 01:16:28
I disagree.
► 01:16:29
But in this next clip...
► 01:16:30
Carrie reaches the point where she's even a little skeptical.
► 01:16:34
Even she is like, I don't know.
► 01:16:36
She's not.
► 01:16:36
She still thinks he is a fucking captain in the literal secret space program that saves the world and he's been framed for a murder he didn't commit.
► 01:16:44
It's stuck in a prison that he could get out of with raptor portals and he loves his wife too much and that's why he stays in a prison.
► 01:16:51
All of this track so far.
► 01:16:52
Absolutely.
► 01:16:54
But apparently we learn a little something about mantis beings.
► 01:17:01
He's just naming any insect that was in his cell that day.
► 01:17:06
So we learn about mantis beings, and carry a slightly different information than him about the mantis beings.
► 01:17:13
Regarding mantids and raptors, he said they are now aligned with humans.
► 01:17:18
Good.
► 01:17:19
And that's very interesting, and we need to talk more about that and get to drill down there, especially with regard to the mantids.
► 01:17:29
Why, though?
► 01:17:30
Especially with regard to it.
► 01:17:32
But why?
► 01:17:32
Here's why.
► 01:17:33
There's some recent information from a remote viewing by Brett Stewart, and I'm going to be talking to Simon Parks about that in an interview quite soon.
► 01:17:45
So some guy remote viewed something and learned about mantis beings in a way.
► 01:17:50
He learned something that contradicts what Mark Richards is saying, so we've got to talk.
► 01:17:54
We've got to really nail this down.
► 01:17:57
Here's what I just found out about myself.
► 01:17:59
It somehow makes me way more depressed when she has to deal with two sources disagreeing with each other.
► 01:18:07
I get exhausted.
► 01:18:09
Because then you're like, oh, now you're entering a whole new...
► 01:18:12
If you're just being conned by one con man, that happens.
► 01:18:16
Sure.
► 01:18:17
If you're being conned by two con men at cross purposes, like a Michael Caine movie...
► 01:18:22
Well, and she's conning everybody, too.
► 01:18:24
Because while she was not posting up all these videos, she got on her...
► 01:18:29
Oh, this is exactly like the Michael Caine movie, then.
► 01:18:32
She got on all of her social media accounts and everything, was going crazy, saying, like, I'm being censored because we're talking about this real shit.
► 01:18:39
And in reality, she had a lunatic on who was saying that every tragedy in the world is fake and going through a laundry list of false proof of all of this shit.
► 01:18:49
And so her channel got a strike because rightfully someone complained.
► 01:18:53
And so she wasn't allowed to stream anymore.
► 01:18:55
That doesn't mean she can't post stuff.
► 01:18:57
And she was saying that her livelihood was being taken away from her.
► 01:19:00
And I'm here to tell you, this is a 40-minute long video.
► 01:19:03
There's like five commercials in it, like throughout.
► 01:19:06
She's heavily monetized in terms of the videos.
► 01:19:09
And they didn't take that away.
► 01:19:11
She's still making bank off these videos.
► 01:19:14
Because if you consider she has like 190,000 followers or something like that.
► 01:19:17
Really?
► 01:19:18
Yeah, on YouTube.
► 01:19:19
How do you get that many if you're her?
► 01:19:21
A lot of them are fake, probably.
► 01:19:23
Of course.
► 01:19:23
And then, man, it's fun.
► 01:19:25
It is fun.
► 01:19:26
It is fun.
► 01:19:27
It's fun to listen to this crazy bullshit.
► 01:19:29
I could definitely get high and listen to this by myself.
► 01:19:31
I think you would get bored of the ones that aren't Mark Richards and stuff.
► 01:19:36
Yeah, clearly.
► 01:19:37
I just got bummed out that there was another guy and that he sucked.
► 01:19:42
Spoiler alert.
► 01:19:43
Speaking of remote viewing...
► 01:19:44
Again, somehow remote viewing bummed me out more than Mark Richards' bullshit.
► 01:19:50
I'm like, look, time travel, portals, all of these, why not?
► 01:19:54
Remote viewing?
► 01:19:55
That's too far.
► 01:19:56
Well, I think it's because it's getting too specific.
► 01:19:59
Like, with Mark Richards, it's never really established how are you talking to these raptors while you've been in prison for 30 years?
► 01:20:06
Is it in your dreams?
► 01:20:07
Hidden.
► 01:20:08
I don't understand.
► 01:20:09
Secret.
► 01:20:09
Are they invisible raptors?
► 01:20:11
Portals.
► 01:20:13
They come at night when nobody else is awake.
► 01:20:15
They only come out at night.
► 01:20:17
They're man-eaters.
► 01:20:22
Plus one point.
► 01:20:24
Plus one point.
► 01:20:26
That's what Hollow Notes we're talking about.
► 01:20:28
Raptors.
► 01:20:30
That's why they have that lyric in there.
► 01:20:34
They see you.
► 01:20:35
What's going on?
► 01:20:36
Hollow Notes have been in on it.
► 01:20:38
Along with the guy from Chips.
► 01:20:41
Lou.
► 01:20:42
Sweet Lou Wagner.
► 01:20:44
I do fucking hope it's the same guy.
► 01:20:47
I really do.
► 01:20:48
I really do.
► 01:20:50
That way we can put all this Kanye shit behind us and really dig into what the fuck is going on with Lou Wagner.
► 01:20:55
I think Lou Wagner has a website.
► 01:20:57
You might have a contact thing on there.
► 01:20:58
I'm going to send him an email.
► 01:20:59
Please.
► 01:20:59
We've got to get to the bottom of this.
► 01:21:01
Anyway, we have one more clip here where, once again, Mark Richards explains...
► 01:21:07
If Lou Wagner is on Twitter and our policy walks...
► 01:21:14
Just inundate him with like...
► 01:21:15
See if we can get him on the show.
► 01:21:16
How do you feel about the Earth Defense League?
► 01:21:18
Would be a delight.
► 01:21:19
Are you on the board of directors?
► 01:21:22
Because someone with your name is...
► 01:21:25
So we have one more clip.
► 01:21:27
Like I said, it is just Mark being like, I am never getting out of prison.
► 01:21:32
Right.
► 01:21:32
She keeps trying to have, like, well, what about this?
► 01:21:35
What about...
► 01:21:36
Trump's in office.
► 01:21:38
Maybe he could help get you out of prison.
► 01:21:40
We already know that he thinks that Trump is controlled by aliens.
► 01:21:43
Right.
► 01:21:43
But there's another reason.
► 01:21:45
In the form of Melania, specifically.
► 01:21:47
Right.
► 01:21:47
Wait!
► 01:21:48
But hold on.
► 01:21:49
Now, if Melania is an alien control bot...
► 01:21:52
Not a control bot.
► 01:21:54
A communication bot.
► 01:21:55
Whatever.
► 01:21:55
It's like C-3PO.
► 01:21:56
Right.
► 01:21:57
What about the kid?
► 01:21:59
What about Baron?
► 01:22:00
Baron?
► 01:22:00
Yeah.
► 01:22:01
What about Baron?
► 01:22:02
Cat being.
► 01:22:02
No, it's not the cat people.
► 01:22:04
Exactly.
► 01:22:05
Ant.
► 01:22:06
Or is it a cat plant to make it look like it's not the cat beings?
► 01:22:10
Interesting.
► 01:22:11
But they gotta have their own diplomatic spy in there in order to make sure that they are keeping up with the latest.
► 01:22:17
I can't.
► 01:22:18
I don't know.
► 01:22:20
How could Baron possibly fit into this if Melania is a biological creation?
► 01:22:26
You dumb fuck.
► 01:22:27
Alien phones can get pregnant.
► 01:22:28
Alien phones can get pregnant.
► 01:22:46
You know, Dan, before I met you, the sentence, alien phones can get pregnant would never have occurred to anybody in my life.
► 01:22:55
Especially prefaced by, you dumb fuck.
► 01:23:02
Of course!
► 01:23:03
Of course!
► 01:23:04
It's too obvious, is what it is.
► 01:23:07
It's offensive that you don't know that.
► 01:23:10
So anyway, here's the next clip where it's really just Mark Richard slamming shut that prison door behind him.
► 01:23:17
I asked him whether he thought Trump would release Mark.
► 01:23:21
He said, no, Trump is scared to death of what Mark and his friends the Raptors are capable of.
► 01:23:30
Mark admits to scaring those in power.
► 01:23:33
His contacts make him a very real threat to their way of life.
► 01:23:37
Right.
► 01:23:37
And that is the end of this interview.
► 01:23:40
You know what the problem is?
► 01:23:42
Trump's got a lot of antiques.
► 01:23:47
I don't know.
► 01:23:48
So stupid.
► 01:23:52
Honestly, that's been my problem with him all along.
► 01:23:55
Too many antiques.
► 01:23:56
Too many antiques.
► 01:23:57
Holy shit.
► 01:24:02
This is one of the ones that, like...
► 01:24:05
Oh, so good.
► 01:24:06
There's so much going on.
► 01:24:07
Like, he realized that the narrative's getting a little stale.
► 01:24:11
I've got to interject new characters.
► 01:24:13
Right.
► 01:24:13
You know, it's like in season two of Heroes.
► 01:24:15
You've got to add some new blood in there.
► 01:24:17
Right, right, right.
► 01:24:17
Some new characters.
► 01:24:18
So now we've got cat beings.
► 01:24:19
We've got Contessa.
► 01:24:20
And he saw...
► 01:24:21
Look, he hasn't seen...
► 01:24:22
We've got gaseous beings.
► 01:24:23
He hasn't seen Black Panther, but he has seen the news in which they said that Black Panther was the highest grossing Marvel movie.
► 01:24:29
The biggest thing in the world.
► 01:24:29
Yeah, there you go.
► 01:24:30
So he's got to throw in some...
► 01:24:31
Black Panther right there.
► 01:24:32
Mysteriously, raptors have exactly the same timeline as Jurassic Park.
► 01:24:37
Strange.
► 01:24:38
Very bizarre.
► 01:24:39
Also, they can run 88 miles per hour, and that gets them off planet.
► 01:24:44
88 point...
► 01:24:45
Who cares?
► 01:24:46
Who cares?
► 01:24:47
Also, he's telling a story about parallel Earths that is mysteriously close to the plot of a show on Starz.
► 01:24:53
It's not a bad show.
► 01:24:55
J.K. Simmons is great.
► 01:24:56
Hey!
► 01:24:57
I like J.K. Simmons.
► 01:24:58
He's great.
► 01:24:59
It's got the asshole from season one of Game of Thrones on it.
► 01:25:02
Guy who gets the golden helmet.
► 01:25:05
Here's what I want to do.
► 01:25:05
I don't want to talk about that.
► 01:25:07
Makes me sad.
► 01:25:09
Here's what I want to talk about.
► 01:25:11
I want to talk about, right at the beginning, how I think that she was talking about us, possibly.
► 01:25:17
Okay.
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And what I would like to do...
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I want to bring this back to a more narcissistic place.
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No, no, no, no.
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Because I want to do an experiment.
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All right.
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I would like...
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To throw this out there, Mark Richards, if you're listening, don't tell Carrie about this.
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She won't be able to visit you for a good six months.
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The next time she comes to visit, we gotta give him something to tell her.
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We gotta see if he's really this bored.
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If he wants to engage with us.
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Via proxy.
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I mean, it's gotta be a new race of aliens.
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I would assume.
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Can it just be like, oh, I had to bring a crayon today because all of the pencils in this prison were burned.
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No, because that could be a coincidence.
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And it could be an alien prank.
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It's true.
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Juvenile alien racist.
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It's true.
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I mean, one option is just...
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It's way better than if they caused another forest fire.
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One option is Mark could just yell, like, Baba Booey at her over and over again, or something like that.
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I really don't want that to be the case.
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I think that would be a little too overt.
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I think we gotta put our brand on there.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Nailed it!
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Sent you trees?
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No, no, no, no.
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Okay.
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Cat people?
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Send him a bucket of poop.
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No.
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Ah, come on.
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No.
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That's perfect.
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No.
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That's perfect.
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No, not good.
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Not good.
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How dare you.
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Tree people.
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How say you want tree people?
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Just tree people?
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Like the ants.
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Just tree people?
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Yeah.
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The ants?
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Like Groot?
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See, I feel like the ants could be a coincidence, though.
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They've already covered all of the bug species that are popular.
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You got your mantids.
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You got your spiders.
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You got your ant beings.
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You don't have a cockroach.
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You got your giant bugs, though.
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You got your giant beetles that they...
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Oh, you got the beetle beings in Vietnam.
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Exactly.
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That's true.
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Yeah.
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I like living in a world where we're both like, oh, well, of course you got the beetle beings from Vietnam.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Naturally.
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As they say, that's close enough for jazz with the cockroach.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So then you got your lizard species, and he's already got dragons.
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He's already got raptors.
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He's already got reptoids, which covers the whole rest of them.
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And it would be boring to do, like, gorilla people, because that's just people.
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Oh, yeah, that's just people.
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Yeah.
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We're like bonobo people.
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Right.
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Whales?
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We could do whales.
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We don't have any fish species yet.
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We don't have any aquatics.
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We don't have any aquatics.
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Mark.
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Mark, we gotta bring the aquatics into this.
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Squid people.
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Squid people.
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Absolutely squid people.
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They're nice, they're helpful, but they will shoot you with some fucking ink.
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Super smart.
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They can get in and out of everywhere.
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They're not that smart.
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No, no, no.
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No, they're super smart.
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Have you seen the YouTube videos?
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That's an octopus.
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The octopus getting out of the thing and then crawling and then doing the thing and then it gets back in the thing.
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Octopus ain't no squid.
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Super smart.
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It's not a squid.
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They're the same thing.
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Now, dolphins would be super smart.
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Dolphins are already super smart.
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But dolphin people, that's not that fun.
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No, that's Douglas Adams.
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You need squids.
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So long and thanks for all the fish.
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Squid, octopus, possibilities.
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Mark, work with it.
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Also, no, no, no.
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Cuttlefish.
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Because they're within the same family, but they are perfect at camouflage.
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California sunfish.
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They're giant and ugly.
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I don't know what a California sunfish is.
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It's that weird one that's like really flat and tall, but also has like an eye on the side of its head.
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It's gross.
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Oh, okay, okay.
► 01:28:45
Freakish looking.
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It looks like a saw.
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Whale is cool.
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Too big.
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Squid.
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Squid or octopus, Mark?
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Squid or octopus.
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Your call.
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Yep.
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Your call.
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That is how we will know.
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Ooh, Far Out has a good one.
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California Raisin People.
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I like California Raisin People.
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I would argue that's just the California Raisins.
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No, but they don't have to sing.
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That could be a misconception about that.
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So, Mark, if you are hearing us and you want to signal to us from the outside that you're hip to what's going on.
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Squid People.
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Or tell the raptors to hit your boy up.
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You know?
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I'm around.
► 01:29:26
Oh, yeah.
► 01:29:26
I could use a portal.
► 01:29:27
We would never take money from Soros, but I'll be goddamned if I'm not going to take some money from raptors.
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I'm going to have to eat all this chocolate on the off chance they show up.
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Oh, you've got to do it so fast.
► 01:29:35
You can't have those M&Ms anymore.
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No.
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Those are done for you.
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You've got to eat them all real quick.
► 01:29:41
Oh, yeah.
► 01:29:41
But then they probably want to cut me open and take it out of me.
► 01:29:43
No, that's not how that works.
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All right.
► 01:29:45
They like it fresh.
► 01:29:47
Frozen?
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I don't know.
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Anyway, this is a load of hot bullshit.
► 01:29:52
But it's been fun.
► 01:29:54
It's so good.
► 01:29:55
We'll be back to Alex Jones' business soon.
► 01:29:58
This genuinely should not delight me still.
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And it never doesn't.
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It's hard not to.
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It's so great.
► 01:30:05
Well, I'll say this.
► 01:30:06
He's more creative than Alex.
► 01:30:08
Oh, absolutely.
► 01:30:09
So he keeps coming up with new fucked up things and doesn't forget these little other things like, why is the chocolate so special?
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He's like, well, it's a mystery.
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We don't even know how they pollinate.
► 01:30:19
Yeah, we do.
► 01:30:20
So he keeps up the old stuff, brings the old stuff back to mind while introducing new stuff in a way that's compelling.
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Do you know what I find fascinating about it?
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And I think this might be my favorite part, is unlike your other sequels, Where, you know, you keep escalating things and it feels bloated.
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You know, like Spider-Man 3. You know, there's like eight villains and none of them are interesting and everybody's fighting.
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I feel you.
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There's all this shit going on and you lose the real heart of the character.
► 01:30:52
He goes the opposite direction.
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Instead of pairing it back and kind of focusing on the heart of the character.
► 01:31:00
He goes so far into the let's make it the most bloated.
► 01:31:05
Let's go from random ass thing to random ass thing.
► 01:31:07
We're just jumping from subject to subject.
► 01:31:10
We're on a breakneck pace.
► 01:31:12
This is fucking the Mad Max Fury Road of alien conspiracy theories.
► 01:31:20
Undoubtedly.
► 01:31:20
This is a non-stop action-packed car chase.
► 01:31:23
It's like every Fast and Furious movie.
► 01:31:25
Yeah, it is like every Fast and Furious movie.
► 01:31:28
But...
► 01:31:29
With ant men.
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Ant people.
► 01:31:31
You can't prove that they weren't in there.
► 01:31:33
That's true.
► 01:31:34
You can't prove a raptor wasn't in there.
► 01:31:35
Yeah.
► 01:31:36
Yeah, in the Fate of the Furious, they go to Antarctica!
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Done.
► 01:31:45
Crazy.
► 01:31:45
Done.
► 01:31:46
Anyway, our website is knowledgefight.com.
► 01:31:48
You can check that out if you want to find more of the show.
► 01:31:50
We'll be back to Alex Jones stuff.
► 01:31:52
You can follow us at Twitter.
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We'll be back to Alex Jones stuff soon.
► 01:31:54
And again, sorry that the last episode got messed up.
► 01:31:57
I mean, who cares?
► 01:31:59
It's sad.
► 01:31:59
Yeah, we can't really apologize.
► 01:32:01
And we can't redo it.
► 01:32:02
We lament it.
► 01:32:03
And we can't redo it.
► 01:32:04
That's why I did the little tiny episode.
► 01:32:06
It's such a frustrating aspect of our show that it's impossible to...
► 01:32:12
Yeah.
► 01:32:12
Recreate.
► 01:32:13
It's like if improv were real.
► 01:32:15
You know what I'm saying?
► 01:32:16
Like, real improv, or like, you know, the improv that you see in places, they're doing the same shit.
► 01:32:23
Anyway, our Twitter handle is at knowledge underscore fight.
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Tell Lou Wagner to hit us up.
► 01:32:28
Please.
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Yes.
► 01:32:29
Yes.
► 01:32:30
We would take a Chips autograph.
► 01:32:32
Absolutely.
► 01:32:32
Yeah, yeah.
► 01:32:33
Sign a picture of Lou Wagner with a...
► 01:32:34
You can even sign it as Ponch.
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I don't give a shit.
► 01:32:37
I don't give a shit.
► 01:32:38
I want Lou Wagner.
► 01:32:39
Yeah.
► 01:32:40
We also are on Facebook.
► 01:32:41
Absolutely.
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You can join the group.
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Go home and tell your mother you're brilliant.
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It's wonderful.
► 01:32:46
Absolutely.
► 01:32:47
I was going to say stuff and times.
► 01:32:49
I accidentally said stimes.
► 01:32:50
We're also on iTunes.
► 01:32:53
What are we on?
► 01:32:53
iTunes.
► 01:32:54
Oh, yeah.
► 01:32:55
People can subscribe.
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Please subscribe.
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Yeah, leave a review.
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That'd be great.
► 01:32:58
That's how their algorithm works, probably.
► 01:33:00
That's what I'm told.
► 01:33:01
But I got to say, I'm prepared for the end of this episode.
► 01:33:06
I think there's only one person.
► 01:33:08
From all the stuff that we talked about today that deserves the honors at the end of this episode.
► 01:33:13
You better not say Lou Wagner.
► 01:33:14
Son of a bitch.
► 01:33:15
Carl Sagan, go fuck yourself.
► 01:33:18
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
► 01:33:19
Thanks for holding.
► 01:33:22
Hello, Alex.
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I'm a first-time caller.
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I'm a huge fan.
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I love your work.
