Knowledge Fight - #150: Alex Jones Attempts A Face Turn

April 14, 2018 - Knowledge Fight

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#150: Alex Jones Attempts A Face Turn

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Knowledge Fight dissects Alex Jones’ chaotic Friday the 13th special, where he falsely claimed Trump’s Syria strikes killed 10,000 Russians and accused globalists of orchestrating chemical attacks—blaming Israel while praising Assad. Crying over Trump’s silence, Jones pivoted from defending him to calling him "crap on my shoes," then drunkenly conceded defeat, mocking leftists and joking about nuclear war. Friesen and Holmes mock his shifting narratives, FCC violations, and conspiracy tangents, like the Vietnam uncle story, while speculating he’ll retract claims within hours. His erratic performance reveals a desperate, incoherent figure clinging to propaganda and self-sabotage, exposing the fragility of his credibility. [Automatically generated summary]
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Speaker	Time	Text
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Thanks for holding.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hello, Alex.
unidentified		I'm my first time caller.
unidentified		I'm a huge fan.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I love your work.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I love you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hey, everybody.
		Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
		I'm Dan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm Jordan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Where a couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Dan, is there a certain twist that defines this show and how it functions?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The big twist is that I know a lot about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And I don't know anything about Alex Jones.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And other than that, there is nothing special going on.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no, no.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Today is just a regular old Alex Jones show.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No big deal whatsoever.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Nothing in the world has happened.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I have not heard a thing about this.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Is anything going on?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Did I get a million texts last night telling me that we need to do an emergency show today?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Here's an out-of-context drop.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Man, I just look at you and what you've done.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You made me want to throw up.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's addressed to Trump.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, shit!
		Do you know what that means, Dan?
		That means.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I believe a year ago I made the pronouncement that if Alex Jones ever turned on Donald Trump, I would bring you a bottle of champagne.
		And ladies and gentlemen, I'm a man of my word.
		Yay!
		Woohoo!
		Pop that cork, baby.
		Yay!
		So today we're going to be going over a special report that Alex Jones did last night as we're recording this.
		It was Friday the 13th.
		That's not symbolic at all.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Wow, I did not recognize that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex Jones got on air and did about three hours of a special report with a mostly silent Owen Schroyer riding shotgun.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And we're going to get to that in a second.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But before we do, I'd like to give a shout out to a couple of new wonks, a couple new donors.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What's going on out there, Don?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thank you so much for joining up with the team.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Don DeMello.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Go out for the girl.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We got a theatrical director supporting the show.
		Very exciting.
		Also exciting is someone who donated, bumped their donation up specifically in anticipation of this show.
		And therefore, I must allow them to cut the line of other people who are waiting to get their shout-outs.
		But Patrick, thank you so much.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified		Four stars.
unidentified		Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Someone, sodomite, sent me a bucket of poop.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Daddy Sharp, bomb, Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.
unidentified		He's a loser, little, little kitty baby.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I don't want to hate black people.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I renounce Jesus Christ.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thank you so much, Patrick.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You are now a technocrat.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thank you very much, Patrick.
		I assume you inhabited the body of Whoopi Goldberg in order to up your donation right here.
		This is a sway reference.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Okay, perhaps.
		But if you would like to support the show and become policy wonk yourself, you can do so by going to our website, knowledgefight.com, clicking the support the show button, and we would appreciate it very much.
		We really appreciate everybody who literally sense Alex Jones turned on Donald Trump.
		Got a couple of donations that came in, and I think everyone realizes the game is about to change.
		Yeah.
		And they're excited for us to cover it and point out all of the points where he's being a complete dumbass and invalidating his own narrative.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right, well, now that we got the stuff up top out of the way, cheers, my friend.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		To the good life.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		To it is.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Delicious Blanc of Blancs.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Blanc de Blancs.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The classic white on whites, I believe is what it's called.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, Jordan, we have this three-hour special report in front of us.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But before we do, there were a couple of false starts that Alex Jones made trying to do a Twitter live stream with Rob Dew recording.
		And so we will start by listening to a couple of these.
		Here's the first one: Live on Twitter.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm live on Twitter right here.
unidentified		All right, this Friday night, we just did 34 hours live.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		We're getting regular live on the main feeds on Info Wars.
		It's freaking emergency Trump attacks and crap all over the place.
		It's been totally positive.
		I have blackmails.
		He's all sorts of space command.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Space Command.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Let's kill that maddest feed.
		I'm going to go.
		Trump did this on Friday night and only hit like five targets instead of 70.
		It's some type of appeasement with Publishing and everything else.
		This is total warshit.
unidentified		So, look, I'm going to straight shoot you.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Trump did good on TVP and everything else.
		This is BS.
		I mean, the damn rebels are Al-Qaeda ISIS.
		They've launched the chemical attacks.
		They've been caught three times before.
unidentified		And I'm not going to sell out my morals for fucking Donald Trump.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'll just kill that feed.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Just go back to the Relafie, dude.
unidentified		Okay.
unidentified		Just kill the fucking feed.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Kill the fucking feed.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Just fucking kill the feed.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He is clearly like, ah, God, why did I say why?
unidentified		Oh, shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We're recording.
		I'm not selling on my fucking morals for this asshole.
		And you can feel the passion behind it mostly because he realizes he has for two years.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, they're gone.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's a feeling of, I'm sick of doing this thing.
		I have now been pushed too far.
		I have a very clear theory.
		It's not a theory.
		I'm pretty certain I know what's going on.
		Alex doesn't.
unidentified		I'm going to go with a big R. I'm going to go with a big R. That's one piece of it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex Jones' alliances and allegiances lie with Russia, not with Trump.
		Oh, yeah.
		But secondarily, what this strike accomplishes is not like, Alex isn't afraid of the fact that he attacked Syria or something like that, which we're very much against.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, absolutely.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's a dumb idea.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So he's going to push this idea of the left is super excited that he's doing this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And maybe some shitheads in the press are.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Because they're the worst.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they're terrible.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Did Brian Williams actually go on air and suck Trump's dick this time?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm not entirely sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But the other thing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's that fucking piece of shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The other thing is that Trump's actions, without a massive conspiracy to explain them, like his Diet Cokes are being poisoned with a slow-acting nerve agent or whatever.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Which they may be.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Without that narrative, like without a larger conspiracy to back it up, Alex has to realize that Trump's actions reveal to his audience that he's been lying about Trump for two years.
		Like there's no other way around to the idea of like Trump's on our side.
		And I mean, just the other day, Trump came out and was like, I think we might want to get back into the TPP.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Which is one of Alex's big banner issues with Trump.
		He's like, he got us out of the TPP.
		We've got to forgive everything he does.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Which is a good thing.
		I think the TPP is going to be shit for us.
		But what are you going to do?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't understand it fully enough.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I've looked into stuff, and a lot of those larger trade deals and stuff like that, I don't fully understand because it's the commerce.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You know the tax bill?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
		It's that.
		Oh, good.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Not before it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So it's very simple.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Rich people get all of this stuff.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex tried to start.
		Didn't work.
		And he tries again.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Damn it, man.
		See, I'm fucking pissed right now.
		Syria fought Al-Qaeda.
		They fought ISIS.
		They fought it all.
		And now you've got Maddis and fucking all these people shitting all over us.
		The goddamn fucking liberal fascists censoring us everywhere in the last two days.
		We did an emergency fucking 36-hour broadcast trying to stop this shit that leads to World War III.
		And you fucking liberal pieces of fucking shit.
		You fucking assholes.
		Fucking support this.
		Fuck you.
		You fucking goddamn degenerate fucks.
		And fucking Mueller and fucking Comey and fuck you.
		Every major analyst.
		See, I should be doing that right now.
unidentified		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		True.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Every analyst agrees this could trigger World War III unlike anything in our history.
		And the Russians were the good guys.
		ISIS and Al-Qaeda.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I was a crucifile.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I've never been to Russia, but I've studied geopolitics.
		They are the white knights.
		And our military five years ago joining the Russians to block Obama and the Arabs for the right thing, did the right thing.
unidentified		And now the secret agreement.
		And Mattis looks like a fucking Emperor Palmatine.
		That cocksucker knows full fucking well.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And Al-Kaida and ISIS staged all those fucking chemical attacks.
		And now they're blaming it on the goddamn motherfucking room.
		I shouldn't be on there right now.
		When the fuck are we going live?
		I can't do it.
unidentified		Fuck Trump and fuck these fucking people.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		At a certain point, man, I'm sick of all you fucking liberals and mainlands.
		You're a bunch of cowardly fucks.
		You're not Americans.
unidentified		What's going on?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
		Should we shut these feet down and delete those?
		Dude, just shut those feeds out or restart them, okay?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Ooh.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Should we?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Uh, should we?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Mm.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm sorry, do what?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm sorry, do what?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Oh, hey, Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Wait, this is...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's not how it works.
		Everyone has already captured this.
		Oh.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think he just won the swearing bracket.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He absolutely did.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, the bracket's out the window.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, swearing bracket, all there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anytime he's like, fuck Trump, that's going to take the number one seat.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I was listening to him start talking about Mattis, and he's like, that fucking Mattis, that cocksucker with his.
		And I swear to God, the next thought I had was, Alex is going to say he's got big, full lips.
		I think that's about what's going to happen.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Those big, full suckers.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Those big, full lips, those beautiful.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I mean, I hate him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'd like to apologize slightly for some of the audio.
		Like, I was capturing this on the fly last night.
		And so, like, there's a bit of.
		I was recording off a feed that I don't think was very good.
		I tried to amplify stuff, but it's got a different flavor to it than a lot of our past shows.
		Yeah.
		And I was pretty worried that the situation we were going to have is he was going to delete all this stuff.
		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's not our Alex.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Now, those two clips you couldn't have deleted because those went viral, as it were.
		Like, those were everyone was reposting those in little Twitter videos and stuff like that.
		But a lot of people aren't really paying that much attention to most of the actual three-hour report that he does once he thinks he's deleted those feeds and gets back on air with Owen Schroyer sitting silently by his side, which is what we will discuss.
		We will start here.
		This is Alex giving a lay of the land of what he thinks is going on in Syria.
		I will say that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Spoiler alert, he's wrong.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, very.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Trump said on Wednesday he was going to attack Syria and he had high-tech missiles and Assad's animal crap with no evidence.
		I said, God, that's terrible.
		Pat Buchanan said that.
		And then the day after, he said, oh, I'm not going to attack him.
		I never said I was.
		And then he waited until Friday night, and we can put there that hit at least seven targets with hundreds of cruise missiles, fighter bombers.
		And the media is like, are you a Russian agent to Dumford, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs?
		I love how they could have nuclear war, and the left would say, why didn't you blow up the entire plant?
		I mean, this Trump trying to appease him.
		I ought to tell him something.
		He's got the chairman of the Joint Chiefs up there, this Marine Corps general.
		And the media is like, did you tell the Russians?
		They're like, no, we're blowing up Russian bases they've had for 60 years.
		We just blew up the TARDIS port.
		We just blew up their body.
		We probably killed 10,000 freaking Russians.
		And the little greedy demons.
		And I'm not a Russophile.
		The Russians came in and beat ISIS.
		They're heroes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Okay, so that's the first time of like maybe 60 that he says, I'm not a Russophile, and then says something about Russia's.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The Russians are the greatest people that have ever existed on this planet.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Also, I can't confirm or deny that TARDIS is an actual port, but it is a Doctor Who reference.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I was about to.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I was all about that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's because the casualties are bigger on the inside of Syria.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So the idea that Alex is on air being like, they killed 10,000 Russians is absolutely.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The whole reason that they were so very careful in these strikes is because if they killed one Russian, that could trigger World War III.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And they told the Russians ahead of time and they evacuated all of those targets.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Just like they did the last time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, that's not to say that this is some sort of show or anything like that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Just like the last time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because there are reports of civilian buildings being hit and stuff like that.
		Our targeted strikes are never all that well targeted.
		There's terrible things going on.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The word precision strike means we're going to try and kill less civilians?
		We mean well, but we're going to.
		You know we're going to.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So the idea that 10,000 Russians were killed is bogus.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And the only way he could actually believe that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There aren't even 10,000 Russians in Syria.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, I believe the last report I saw was something to the tune of like 3,000.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Perhaps 3,000.
		So that's a hot load of nonsense.
		But I also realize I accidentally numbered our clips wrong.
		There's one before this.
		So let's get to that really quick.
		This is where the broadcast starts, and Alex expresses his feelings about Trump.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's 9.
		It's 9.42 at night.
		And I hope all the leftists that had the FBI raid Trump over this girlfriend and everything else looked proud yourselves.
		You were the dossier, but by the FBI, the real Russian payroll and everything else because Trump just started bombing targets all over Syria, blowing up Russian bases, killing Russians.
		They had Monteo yesterday to have the CIA dragon only kill hundreds of Russians.
		I am ashamed of Trump right now.
		I'm ashamed of our guys.
		He does not give me all my State Department, CIA sources.
unidentified		I cover the news every day.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Going back six years ago, our military did random bulls in the Red Bull against the British problem.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They're back on the Rand Paul train.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		They said we're not going to make the Air Force for Al-Qaeda.
		So Obama and other states are in ISIS.
		And Trump talked about healthy founded ISIS, how they took over the Middle East, Egypt, Libya, Syria.
		Trump knows good and damn well.
		He'll flip hold of everything.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's not good.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's not great.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		None of that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Also, boy, is he talking into his shirt on this one?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He'll get more animated as things go along because he's drinking or doing some blow or something.
		The idea of what Trump's actions are completely underlies that there isn't an arrangement between the military and the Russians and Assad that they're going to kick ISIS and Al-Qaeda out of the country, and then Assad's going to just step down and he's going to go live in Britain because that's what he really wants to do.
		He doesn't want to be a dictator like he has been his entire life and his father was.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Ooh, does Alex spin the Russian conspiracy theory on this one?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Which would be that the British cause the British released the chemical attacks.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He thinks it's Israel.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's Israel.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, boy, we got a lot of people doing chemical attacks and only one with a history of doing chemical attacks, and that's the one everybody who protects that guy doesn't want to make clear.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, I mean, the thing that you really have to take into account, I believe, like Alex's entire argument that he's making hinges on his idea that the gas attacks were fake and that Assad didn't do it.
		And fair play to you, I guess.
		You could go ahead and make that sort of claim, but the facts on the ground seem to indicate that that's not the case, given his history.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And the idea that Russia is involved in some sort of a deal that involves Assad stepping down doesn't make sense because they're a huge fan of his.
		And he owes them shitloads of money from them backing him up and bolstering his regime.
		There's a relationship there that is not just some sort of benign, we're going to kick out Islamic terrorists and then have a great day and everyone will be free.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		See, that's the thing about this, though, that I do.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't know what it is, but this nagging feeling on the why would Assad spit chemical weapons at his own people again?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because he loves it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like, that fetishizes me, or that kind of suggests...
		Wait, you didn't give a fetish for this?
		No, no, no, no.
		That kind of suggests it's a weird fetish of his to do that.
		My first suspicion, though, whenever I heard the chemical attack, it was more like I'm guessing that the soldiers or whatever, the pro-Assad people just had him kind of lying around.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And they ran out of other shit to throw.
		Well, we're imagining.
		Like, to me, that sounds more like what happened than Assad actually ordered anybody personally to do it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's two pieces of it.
		One is that we can't possibly understand the mind of a dictator.
		Right.
		You know, like, the motivation of, like, oh, it looks like he's winning.
		Why would he then gas his own people?
		Like, I don't know.
		I don't know what that mind is like.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's a fucked up mind.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But then secondarily, we're also like we're assuming a coherent chain of command where there probably is none.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So the idea that Assad ordered them, I don't know.
		I have no idea, but what you just explained is a very, very likely possibility.
		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's just like with Israel, with those Israeli soldiers sniping people just and laughing about it.
		Like, to a certain extent, that's not the Israeli government doing it.
		That's these guys given way too much power and free reign to do whatever it is they fucking want.
		And they're all fucking boggled in the head because they don't know what really is fucking going on.
		It's insane.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And knowing that they'll be defended by.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They have carte blanche to murder whoever they want.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		So we get that this is all to say Alex's defense relies on that, and it's flimsy.
		But there's no doubt about it.
		He's mad at Trump.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		We got the midterms coming up.
		We need to get patriots elected.
		We know the Democrats are the enemy, but I haven't had Trump call me.
		I missed his call a few times, but I haven't had Trump call me in six months.
		Wouldn't care to call me every four.
		I'm going to cush.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You are.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I will tell Trump that you really betrayed your family and your name and everything you stood for with this horseman.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't think he did, though.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't think so either.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think he did pretty much exactly what his family and his name has always done, which is whatever they fucking feel like in any single moment.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I got a full explanation for Alex in terms of why he's like, look, Trump, he was good to his word on TPP and on the tax cuts and immigration, and now he's fucking it up here on this.
		And I'm like, you got to understand that that all fits a coherent pattern.
		The immigration stuff is because he is a fucking racist, has a deep history of hating minorities or at least singling them out for shitty treatment.
		The tax cuts are because he's super rich and he wants to help his rich buddies out in terms of evading taxes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And secondarily, he hates immigrants and people who are non-white, and guess who's going to get hit the hardest by the tax bill?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then the TPP stuff, he doesn't, like, Trump doesn't understand any of that stuff because he knows that it's something that Obama pushed for in the same way with Obamacare.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, those are things he's just trying to, like, all of the things that Alex thinks are good that Trump has done are very, very well taken care of through just like, oh, this is his personality.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And last year, Alex or last year, Trump bombed Syria.
		He did it again.
		It's not.
		At a certain point, you've got to see, like, oh, he's just kind of fine with this.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Or also, he's a pathological lunatic liar.
		Right.
		So maybe put that in with some of your math on what Trump is dishonoring his family name with.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Silly fool.
		Alex Jones didn't go to high school.
		He doesn't know math.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So in this next clip, Alex compares himself to Trump.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You know what the Globalist told me?
		You better roll over and take your kids.
		The Globalist told me we're going to kill you.
		The Globals told me we're going to sue you.
		You know what?
		They're a bunch of shit.
		Stop.
		I didn't roll over.
		That's not because I'm the biggest, baddest guy in town.
		It's because I realized bowing down to scum like that's the death of me and my family.
		And you know, I thought a Trump is a bigger man than me.
		You know what, Trump, Alex?
		Emerit Jones is bigger than you.
		Niggas want to push camp shoves.
		You put your tail between your legs.
		You crapped your pants.
		That doesn't mean I hate your guts, but let me tell you, you can call me again.
		I'm going to tell you I'm ashamed of you.
unidentified		Whoa.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I love it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I love it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If you call me again, I'm going to tell you I'm ashamed of you.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Mr. President, have you no decency?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Have you no shame?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Sir!
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Have you no decency?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I was fine with it when you were ruining everybody else's life.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Now!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I defended you when you wanted trans people out of the military.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I defended you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And now we're going to need them because you're starting World War III.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Now we've got to let trans people go everywhere.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I defended you when you said the Nazis were good people in Charlottesville because I too thought that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But, sir, you have gone too far by pissing off Russia, I guess.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I suppose that's the line.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
		It's pathetic to watch this display because there's a couple things at play.
		And you're going to see this play out over the course of this.
		One of them is Alex trying to talk himself into still being able to support Trump.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
		It doesn't mean that I hate his guts.
		It just means that I would call if he called again, which, by the way, I love that he's sending Trump's phone calls.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's direct to voicemail.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, he's like, I missed a few of Trump's calls.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's like, no, you know.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If he's mid-coitist, he's answering.
		Yeah, exactly.
		You know what I'm saying?
		But the other thing is that's kind of a, I mean, we talk about this a bit.
		It's kind of like he's nagging Trump a little bit.
		Like, if you call me again, I'll tell you I'm ashamed of you.
		Please call me.
		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Please.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Please, I love you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The other thing that is in play, you're going to see this play out over the course of it, is Alex trying to get, he has a couple of guests on, and he's trying to get them to reassure him that he did a good job.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's a, there's a, like.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The guy that I've been using to replace my father, Trump, is now breaking my heart.
		Can you please act as my father?
		Don't tell me I'm a good boy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He has Joel Skousen on.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Can you tell me I'm a good boy?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He has Joel Skousen on, and that is the sort of feel of it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's like, Daddy, tell me I did good boy.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Please, please, Daddy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He needs reassurement that, like, over the last two years, he hasn't completely shit the bed.
		Just like this whole, Trump was good, right?
		He was good to begin with.
		I was right to support him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, you weren't, Alex.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And it's real weird.
		This is a Mike Down clip.
		Okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I feel like most of this is Mike Down.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is one of the weirdest things I've ever heard Alex Jones say.
		I don't know what to make of it.
		It's out of nowhere.
		Oh, boy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm in.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		There's no way I'm wrong.
		My gut tells me they raided Michael Cohen.
		And who there?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Who cares?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Trump never said he didn't like women.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Trump never said he didn't have six, seven, eight girlfriends they paid off.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Hell, you don't think?
		I don't already know all that stuff.
		I want to get killed here by some CIA team.
		I'm not going to really stuff that didn't already happen to me.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		What do you think Roger Stone did?
		He wanted the beard for Trump.
		For Trump, sucking cock.
		He was a guy that would go out with Trump in between marriages.
		And would, you know, go with the girl Trump was dating.
		I heard that.
		I read the newspaper in here from Roger Stone.
		There's no video of President Trump sucking a ding-dong.
		And so what if there was?
		That's a lot better than World War III, Owen.
		I never sucked any ding-dongs.
		I'll tell you, if they were going to blackmail me to start World War III about one, I'd say, hey, I sucked a golf ball through a freaking garden house.
unidentified		Didn't you already tell Dear Spiegel that?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Now the son of a bitch walked in there in my own office while I'd splattered stuff on myself and I was changing shirts.
		He goes, oh, that's a good shot.
		Let's get your shirts.
		And then he goes, I go, hey, have some of this chicken and sausage.
		So technically, I said, Jones offered me his sausage.
		Yeah, give me a break.
		So, bitch, I like women, not men.
		And if I like men, I'd be proud of it.
		I'd have a lot of them.
		But I ain't never been in bed with no man.
		I've been in bed with probably 300 women.
		And you sons of bitches sit there and you play these games.
		And I'm sick of it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That is wild.
unidentified		I think that's the most progressive thing he said.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Legitimately.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If I was into dudes, there'd be a line of them.
unidentified		I love sucking cocks whenever I'm into dudes, but fucking I'm not.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So don't worry about it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That minute and a half clip.
unidentified		What?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That minute and a half led me to a couple conclusions that I've never had before.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		One of them is that there's a video of Trump sucking ding dongs.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think so.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And the second is that Alex Jones has had sex with dudes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think the most amazing thing that he said was, Stone wasn't Trump's beard.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Which is a misunderstanding of what a beard is.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no, because I think he is using that in the way we know.
		I think.
		Well, no, it can't be.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, no, exactly.
		Right.
		Wait, so if Trump, I suppose if Trump were actually straight but pretending to be gay, then Roger Stone could act as his beard.
		But if I understand correctly, what's going on is Stone is actually dating the women that Trump is going out with.
		So Trump can go sneak off and fuck dudes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, I think.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Or not fuck dudes, just blow them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think what he's trying to imply is that because Roger Stone is a libertine and a swinger, he could go out with tons of women who Trump was actually dating, and then it would be an excuse for Trump to be seen with them or be around them.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think that might be what he's saying.
unidentified		All right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So he's like a friend beard.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right, but then at the same time, I don't know how that relates to the allegation that has not been made that there's a video of Trump sucking someone's dick.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Uh-uh.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is very weird.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is very, very weird.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You know what's even weirder?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It was actually Trump fucking Reagan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It could be.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's the same video.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Call Bob Chapman.
		Wait, he's dead.
		Never mind.
		Shit.
		I mean, that stuff is so weird that we don't even have time.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't know what I don't know what.
		I don't know what he was trying to say.
		Because he started with.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Trump's not gay, and neither am I. That's basically what he's saying.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, and then he ended with, I'm not gay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But what was going on in the middle there?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But then he's also.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Also, he said that he said that Trump never said he didn't pay off seven or eight women.
unidentified		Which is like, that's more than we thought.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's a lot.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What information do you have?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, exactly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The other thing, too, is like well, his contact in Space Command saw it from space.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
		He's trying to also present a situation where the idea that Trump has had sex with dudes is the worst possible thing.
		And that's also, so that's not as progressive as you were presenting to begin with.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, I'm not saying that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm just saying that if he's like, if I like dudes, I would tell everybody I like dudes, which I kind of believe him on.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Possibly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Somewhat, if you put his ego into a man who is born gay, I imagine that, yeah, he'd be like, I fucked everybody.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Could be.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I fucked Roger Stone.
unidentified		Who cares?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Now he's got three dicks.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's how I got info.
		Yeah, I don't know.
		And then we don't have time to talk about his I've had sex with 300 women claims.
		That's just the same.
		That's just the same stuff.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, sure, whatever.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Who cares?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Go away.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So in this next clip, Alex Jones tries to rationalize the situation, and he just really can't.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I just, I'm not a scorned woman with Trump the Trianist, but I. If I don't see absolute proof, I don't see satellite if I don't see all the documentation.
		I mean, here's the bigger issue.
		I should have said this right up front.
		We all, an hour ago, heard the word and haul my ass back up here in the office.
		Daria Marcos.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Daria first.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		All the rest of the crew.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Who had a call.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Sold us out.
		And I want to believe, but you know what?
		I'm not a schmuck.
unidentified		Oh, man.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, oh, I guess better late than never.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Those long pauses, and they're like, I'm trying to intellectually work this out, but I'm not a fucking idiot.
		It's like, hey, guy.
		Hey, guy, welcome.
		Welcome to us two years ago.
		Stupid asshole.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm doing the math on how Trump could possibly sell us out, and I just can't see a way.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I can't see a situation where his entire past pattern of selling people out has now hit me.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It kept going.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You got played by a pro, Alex.
		And we've always known this.
		This has been a constant theme.
		You know what's happening?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's always the con men who get conned the hardest.
		Like, oh, you would never con me.
		I'm a con man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Game-recognized game, except one person's playing a much better game.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Way better.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The other thing that I think is fascinating is that it's very clear that Alex couldn't get a hold of Roger Stone because otherwise Roger would be on this broadcast.
		Roger ain't answering his phone.
		And I know for a fact that Steve Pieczenik isn't answering his phone because Alex keeps telling the crew, call Steve Pieczenik.
		He's like, no, I don't want to be.
		No, no, no.
		I earlier was saying that John Bolton was going to be a good influence.
		Like a week ago, Steve Pieczenik was legitimately saying, yeah, John Bolton's going to be great.
		He's going to do whatever Trump wants him to do.
		Now we have a week of John Bolton being in.
		Like, oh, we're bombing a country.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's a shock.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So all of Alex Jones's stalwart narrative guys are not coming to the table.
		Roger Stone not answering the phone, Steve Pieczenik not answering the phone.
		And so he has to get Zach with his fake intelligence.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Now I just want to know what Roger Stone was up to for this past 24 hours.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Probably fucking a lot.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's in the libertine.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Or he's heading to the border.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That would be a smart move if I were him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think he might see the writing on the wall.
		Either way, I don't think he wants to be a part of this late-night drum breakdown pop.
		No, So in this next clip, Alex Jones blames Israel and in the same breath expresses that Russia is awesome.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		We attacked Russian forces.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We didn't.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		That were invited in by the West in a deal five years ago to kick ISIS's ass, and the Russians followed their word.
		That's a fact.
		I worship the truth.
unidentified		Is it?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		To pull out a few weeks ago, and most of the Russians had pulled out the naval base, all the rest.
		And then Trump's action is to let Israel or the globalists.
		I'm not anti-Israel, but Israel does dirty stuff.
		I'm not anti-Israel, but Israel does bad stuff like America does.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Doesn't bring up any of the shooting.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		All of them's voice starts.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Israel doing this because then, yeah, there's a political trouble.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Do you mean through rampant corruption that was caught on tape?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Bomb!
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Those military bases and kill all those innocent heroes that fought uses in Al-Qaeda.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, boy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Kill all those innocent heroes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hey, so shout out to all the people, all these stupid assholes who are like, Alex Jones works for Israel.
		Why doesn't he talk about Israel?
		He's legitimately blaming Israel for these gas attacks.
		And he does stuff like this all the time.
		Everybody who thinks that, like, oh, Alex Jones, why won't he talk about Israel?
		Like, that is a very, very incomplete reading of Alex Jones' career.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, he's more willing to, he doesn't want to wade into Israel's actual crimes, and he wants to invent fake crimes for them to abuse.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But he does that with everybody.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He creates straw man versions of the real world to attack various things and support other things.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Which is even more funny when you go back and look at the context of him saying he Trump never said he didn't pay off women.
		It's like, no, he did.
		That's exactly what he did do.
		He's said that multiple times.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's been screaming on air about how this is all bullshit and a witch hunt and all that stuff for weeks.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then now he gets on his.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Now he's like, well, yeah, of course he did it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We know he's paid off eight women.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Who hasn't?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is very weird.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's very weird.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's very nonsensical.
		There's a lot of mismatching shit.
		But at this point, he's still pretty much, I hate Trump.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I want to try to salvage this, but I've got to be honest with the listeners.
		I've been defending Trump when they say he sold out when he didn't on DACA or the Second Amendment because I had the inside baseball and we were proven right.
		But on this, my gut's never wrong.
		I think they compromised President Trump, and as good as he was, that he keeps down this road.
		He's as good as dead.
		I'm not saying I would hurt him.
		I'm saying politically a dead man.
		He's no longer alive.
		And all the pseudo intellectuals are so weak and so pathetic, it looks like they want Owen Schroyer.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, George, yeah.
		And then Owen just doesn't say much.
		Owen Schreier's role in this whole charade is essentially just being like, Russia is going to attack somebody.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And that's his whole presentation, basically, is just being there to, because Alex isn't going, he's not ready to make that kind of a stand or anything like that.
		But Owen's there to be like, I don't see how Russia doesn't respond.
		They said they're going to.
		I think there's a moment where legitimately Owen Schroyer is kind of realizing I'm in over my head.
		This is above my grave.
		Tad.
		This is a mess.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm supposed to get my marching orders hours before the show.
		Right.
		Not on the show when you changed the entire narrative.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		When you're screaming, fuck Trump, you drunk asshole.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Alex, have you not talked to me before?
		I'm bad at improv.
		I don't do a two-man game well.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I will say towards the end of this, Owen Schroyer does come in and say one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But we'll wait for that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We'll get there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So at this point, Alex says something very not true about what the globalists have done to him.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Here's the deal.
		They tried to take my children because I was supporting Trump.
		And I basically got told, even in the news, you turn on Trump.
		You can, you know, go on to your kids.
		And I had him go for all my sponsors and had a fake test on our products.
		And they got private eyes following around.
		But, you know, Trump was doing the right thing.
		So I saw him attacking him, so I stood with him.
		So when I turn against Trump right now, it's not because they put pressure on me.
		It's because the pressure is doing the right thing.
		Donald Trump is two inches from being dead to me.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Whoa.
		But there he very clearly says, when I turn on Trump like I'm doing right now.
		So that leaves little room to interpret.
		This is what's going on.
		He's trying to do a face turn.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Does he do a Sunday show?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He does a Sunday show.
unidentified		He does.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And he's doing a special report today as we're recording this on Saturday, which I imagine we're going to get Roger Stone back and we're going to get Trump back on.
		I'm pretty sure that Roger Stone's figured out a way.
		This is going to be buffed out as if it was a bumped-out car fender or whatever.
		Because, I mean, even today, like right before we started recording, Trump announced, mission accomplished.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And what have you.
		So there is a decent chance that what we'll see is not more escalation and not an ongoing thing.
		And that will make Alex Jones probably be like, all right, look.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He just had to send a message.
unidentified		It was all for show for the globalists or something like that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But in this next clip, Alex Jones explains that anybody who tells you that they read philosophy is a loser.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		When did we get there?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Just because Mattis talks quiet and says he read anybody that tells you they read philosophy and they're real smart.
		Then I read Mattis's writings and, you know, it's 100 IQ shit.
		Delay that.
		I know we're on TV sessions.
		It's 100 IQ stuff.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Ooh, I know we're on TV.
unidentified		Oh, fuck.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Why did I cuss?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		God damn it, Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You've told everybody you read philosophy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It does.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You fucking idiot.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And you say you're smart all the time.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All the time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		I'll cop to.
		I don't really read much philosophy anymore.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Why would you?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I did in college.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I studied philosophy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's a bummer.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's kind of dry.
		Yeah.
		Much like this Blanc de Blanc.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, the white on white.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, but we didn't even address in that last clip about the idea that Alex Jones was saying that the globalists tried to take his kids from him because he supported Trump.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That is not true.
		That's disgraceful.
		But it gets even worse in this next clip.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I mean, I feel like I just had my best girlfriend break with me.
		I'm in the left-hand jokesman.
		It's a funny man.
		Go back to the video.
unidentified		Go back to the card.
unidentified		God.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		If they can break anybody, Fox News has a live MSNBC.
		I'm going to try to cover some of this news, but I'm not being a drama queen here, but I was basically told by the Democratic Party, and it wasn't even done officially.
		They were just like, you know, stop supporting Trump.
		And it's the opposite of what my ex-wife says.
		She says, you know, oh, the system took the kids away from me.
		No, you got the kids back because of who I was part of the time.
		And then they sit there and they're like, you know, if you just turn against Trump, things will be better.
unidentified		But he was doing good, and that was makes it so bad.
		Oh.
		Oh, that's what makes it so bad.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		He'd have been a piece of crap from the beginning.
unidentified		It would be so bad.
unidentified		But we made so many sacrifices.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And now he's crapping all over us.
unidentified		So you think it's over for Trump?
unidentified		I mean, where do we go from here?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		They'll stamp casinos and all of it.
unidentified		Of course, there's so much.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		No one can run that and have it perfect.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		It's not the nature of it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		God damn it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You're back on your bullshit, Alex.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's back to.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We had this three years ago.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		God damn it, Alex.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's back to September 2015.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Alex.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		How can you possibly run a casino without committing rampant crimes?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's so beautiful.
		And he's crying.
		Oh, I love it.
		And it's turning into just a pure airing of grievances.
		This is just all of his actual emotions, not the fake ones that he puts on his show.
		The actual emotions finally coming out, and we're getting my favorite Alex Jones, which is, I don't understand the world, and I have to admit it publicly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Why is everyone beating me off?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't get it.
unidentified		I thought I knew what I was talking about, and it turns out I don't.
unidentified		Oh, my God.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Everyone's lied to me so much.
unidentified		And my perception is that I'm being victimized because I decided to support this guy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then the reality is people are criticizing me because the guy I decided to support is clearly a white supremacist and has really just a load of bigoted opinions that he keeps putting into the public discourse.
		And he's abusive and violent.
		And he's an idiot.
		And I don't know why everyone's got to punish me for that.
		No one's punishing you for that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But I still love him and I'm going to go back to him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Daddy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
unidentified		Daddy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is a giant daddy moment.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, my God.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Beautiful.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is rough.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I love it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I understand.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Look, I'm not one generally for Schadenfreude.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't appreciate on a whole other people's suffering.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But, oh, man, am I loving this?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I understand that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm loving this so much.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to give you a pass on the delighting in someone's misfortune for a second here.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But you have to recognize, too, and I think this is important: that, like, as much as we hate him, and he is a complete liar, and he's ruined so much, he is a human, and I do think he's feeling a lot of pain.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right now, don't care.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's misplaced, but I still, like, when he starts, like, because you're talking about fake tears, and people in the chat room are saying fake tears, too.
		Oh, this is real.
		I think some of it is hamming it up a little bit, but when he's like, that's what makes it so bad.
		Like, the lilt in the voice is like, that is not something he's faking because it's we've listened to a billion hours of Alex Jones at this point.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I can tell when he's actually crying, and it is hilarious.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay, here's what it is: here's what's going on, and here's why I have no issue with the Schadenfreud.
unidentified		Okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is like.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You don't need to defend it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
		I'm not defending it.
		I'm explaining this experience.
		It is just like when you watch a serial killer documentary and they have the interview from prison where the serial killer is just talking about, oh, I was victimized.
		I'm the real victim here.
		And you go back and you look at their history and you're like, yeah, you were a fucking victim.
		Now you're the one doing it, though, so go fuck yourself.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's a very trajectory.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You're an actual psychopath.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You have no more human empathy, which means you are no longer in the human race.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I disagree.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You have escaped from it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I disagree a little bit.
		I think some piece of that is fair.
		I mean, once you cross a certain level, you don't really deserve that to be used as an excuse.
		Like, once you're doing such terrible things, like the fact that I had it bad isn't an excuse.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But at the same time, I don't think it's right to celebrate inhumanity that way.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, it's still really terrible.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't believe I'm celebrating inhumanity.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, but you're saying people who were abused or whatever and have gone down a line to like they abuse other people, that they aren't human or that they have given up on some humanity.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think they have.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think to a certain extent, but it's very, I don't know.
		It's such a thin line to walk in terms of like, yes, there are monsters in the world, but those monsters are still humans.
		And generally speaking, in a vacuum, this sort of behavior doesn't exist.
		Like, just someone who lives their life and goes along naturally.
		And Alex Jones is not created without some sort of terrible trauma.
		Something bad happened to him that set him off on the path that he's on.
unidentified		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I know that I'm making probably too fine of a point in an episode when we're trying to just laugh at him being an idiot.
		I love it.
		But he is a human.
		And I am not so out of touch with my humanity that I don't still feel that pain in him.
		And it makes me sad, but I also still laugh a lot.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You're a legitimate empath.
		And I respect that about you.
		I try to know how to turn that part off and really delight in the monsters dying.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Are you kidding?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I do this straight.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, but I know, but you really got to turn it off.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I will try to.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And something else is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If you're going to look into the abyss, man, you better have a good sense of humor about it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, for sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Speaking of the abyss, in a moment, we're going to get to Alex Jones having an appearance from his fake intelligence source, Zach, who says a bunch of really stupid shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But before we do, I hear a Dan's got to take a piss break.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, this bubbly is hitting me kind of hard.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I should get a little pan under the table.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, you should not.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, you should not, sir.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We'll be back in about two minutes.
unidentified		All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		All right, we're back.
		Hey!
		So, I told you, Zach is about to show up.
		Yes.
		And in this clip, Zach.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's going to do a fourth wall break.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, he's going to stop time.
		He is not.
		But one of the things that's really interesting is that I think Alex needed his guests to reinforce his flip, his turning on Trump.
		But at the same time – He needs them to reinforce him going back to Trump.
		Exactly.
		Exactly.
		He needs to create a situation where we can go back on this.
unidentified		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It is the globalists.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And so in this clip, Zach reinforces and.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He wants the church to say, like, no, you shouldn't get divorced.
		You should work on your marriage.
		I understand exactly where you're coming from.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But also, fuck your skills.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I get it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no.
		She's the worst.
		She's the worst.
		No, I totally get you.
		But the Lord wants you to stay married.
		So you need to go back.
		You need to go to some counseling with the church.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So that whole thing.
		Zach is going to create and bring in the narrative that Trump has a gun to his head and that he had to do this.
		And then as we go on.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What kind?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We're going to see.
unidentified		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But we're going to see why Zach should not be trusted as a legitimate source.
		Oh.
		It plays out pretty clearly that he might belong on Project Camelot.
unidentified		When Donald Trump made the address to the nation, just watch him.
unidentified		He's reading as if he's a hostage victim a threatened to rescue.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		By the way, guys, get ready when Zach leaves.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Pull up Trump's statement on this.
unidentified		I totally agree with that.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I noticed that.
unidentified		It's not his regular cadence.
		He's reading directly word for word.
		We should have been alarmed when he double payments.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So let me ask you, have they from your sources?
		Because I know who you are and we have other sources.
		Did they carry out a coup?
		Are there guns to the president's head right now?
unidentified		Yes.
		Unequivocally.
		Politically or physically?
		Both.
		Both physically and politically.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		On each side of his head.
unidentified		Who cares?
		Just own it.
		Who gives a damn at this level?
		But also physically because on the brick and mortar, he's a big real estate guy.
		He's plastered his name on the brick and mortar of the military-industrial complex.
		The last individual to truly, truly stand up to that conflict had his brain blown out, has brains blown out in Dallas, Texas.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, are you talking about, let's say, LBJ?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Nope.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Talking about Martin Luther King Jr.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Nope.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Are we talking about Fred Hampton?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Nope.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Are we talking about any of the people who actually stood up to the military-industrial complex instead of John F. Kennedy, who absolutely did not, and was in his entire presidency looking for the war that would make his name as the president?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But that's the mythology.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Are we talking about that one or the other one?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's the mythology that surrounds the assassination, and it's fun, you know, because it creates a more robust worldview wherein everything is fake.
		Right, that's true.
		And everything is these planned machinations of the globalists.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But so Trump's got a gun to his head, politically and physically.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he's got pictures of him getting peed on, and then he's got a gun on the other side of his head.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They've got to look back and forth between the two.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They keep being like, look at his eyes in the press conference.
		He never holds his head up like that.
		It's clear indications that he's a hostage.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but it's the exact same thing every time he reads a dumb statement written by him for one of his idiot people or by one of his idiot people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		When he's not doing one of his favorite things.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, when he's not riffing like an idiot.
		Yeah, when he's not like, hey, you know, we're here to celebrate this kid who's a hero.
		Anyways, I had the biggest crowd, and I was fucking, oh, it came on everybody.
		We support Martin Luther King.
		Who?
		What day is this?
		Whatever.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I prefer Senior.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So this next clip, Alex, explains.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I prefer the band Junior Senior.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I wanted to make a supercut of all the times he says he's not a Russophile because it's like 25 times or something like that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's too many times.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But I did not have time, but here's one of the times he does it.
unidentified		Bullshack, we have to understand.
unidentified		Russia has dedicated and invested six years of blood, sweat, and tears to have global peace become a active.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's my next question.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm not a Russophile.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		When did you?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to give you the floor in a minute.
		Hold up.
		I'm not a Russophile.
		I've never been to Russia.
		But just as you say, they fought Al-Qaeda.
		They fought radical Islam.
		They fought on their borders.
		They did all this.
		They came in and helped us.
		Now they're being attacked.
		It's total sellout.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So they're perfect.
		All right.
		Basically.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So what did Russia do in Syria, Dan?
		Did Russia start joining the Syrian cause whenever ISIS and the non-existent al-Qaeda were there?
		Or did they join Assad whenever he decided that any rebels who thought maybe living under this fucking autocratic monster who gasses his own people isn't a good idea?
		So let's fucking fight against that.
		When did Russia join in?
		Did Russia join in on the side of the goddamn heroes?
		Or did Russia join in on the side of the guy who fucking gasses and murders and murders and murders and murders his own people?
		Not his own people.
		I made this point earlier.
		They're not his people.
		He is not of these people.
		He is a fucking monster.
		There's no his people.
		His people are fucking.
		Yeah, Slobodan Milosevic.
		Like, those are his people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, the monsters of our history.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think that they probably are most interested in their investment that they've made in him because they see a swayable government that's run autocratically.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And it's a strategic position on what the big new Brzezinski calls the great chessboard.
		It's a hinge point in the region and in the greater world in terms of influence.
		And that kind of incredibly vested interest in keeping that outside of the sway of a democracy.
unidentified		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Outside of the sway of liberal.
		And I don't mean liberal in terms of liberal.
		I mean liberal in terms of free governance.
		He has a vested interest in that because it would create a very serious threat to his ability to run oil through the country.
		And that would cripple him And all the oligarchs.
		So I think that's probably more what he's interested in, but I don't know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, also heroism.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Sure, they're heroes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Zach has pitched the narrative that Trump has a political and physical gun to his head.
unidentified		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex has a different take on what possibly could be going on.
unidentified		This is so problematic.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And the fact that you know, Trump may have been under mind control, actually.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What kind of mind control?
		Are we talking MK Ultra?
		MK Ultra.
unidentified		Oh, boy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They gave him a bunch of acid back in the 70s.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They made him a beta sex kid.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That makes as much sense as anything else.
		There was a time where Trump could have either become a weird sociopathic monster or Ken Keesy.
		He could have gone either way.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Could have been a merry person.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He could have gone either way.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, this is a mess.
		I mean, even for like what, how far are you willing to go to excuse this thing that you hate Trump for?
		He's probably mind-controlled.
		Probably.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Probably.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Ridiculous.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's so weird to.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's not that weird.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, no.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, to see this type of almost textbook battered wife syndrome.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like, that's really kind of what it looks like.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And to hear Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Or it sounds like.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And to hear Alex constantly say, I feel like I just got broken up with.
		Yeah.
		Look, I'm not a bruised woman here.
		Anything like that because he's even aware of that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is like I've been done wrong.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's like, the court-ordered therapist had told me that I am committing battered wife syndrome.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, what's what's I think, I don't know.
		We'll see what ends up happening.
		I think he takes, I think he probably, well, here's what I'd say.
		I don't know what the future holds in terms of like this video existing, but I would say I hope they take it down.
		And further, I think that whoever allowed him to do this gave us a great boon and did a very serious disservice to Alex.
		Whoever allowed him to be on air is like, they might be working across purposes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They might be going into business for themselves.
		There's no way that the idea that Rob Dew didn't stop this, because he's there.
		You heard him in the background.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		On the other hand, ask yourself a question.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Look at how much fucking press he's getting.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Sure, but it's not.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's getting all kinds of attention for this shit.
unidentified		But it's.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And then whenever he goes, whenever he goes back to, yeah, but whenever he goes back to work on Sunday or whatever.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Today.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's going back on Saturday.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, he's going back on.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And he's going to start doing another broadcast.
		Because you know what?
		You know what I mean?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So now he gets to say that he threw a tantrum and he knows that Trump is doing something different.
		And he gets to say, look, this is what happened.
		This is what would happen if Trump was being serious, but I know he's not now.
		But you know that my principles are intact because if Trump was doing this, I would leave him, but I didn't and I did, but I don't.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, there's that, but then there's also the existence of this thing as like a three-hour document of him being a total baby on air.
unidentified		Yeah, I know.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know, just a little child yelling at like, daddy!
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Daddy, I'm mad at you.
		Why did you hurt me?
		Daddy!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And it's just, it's embarrassing.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Oh, man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, if it was.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So many deep-seated issues are arising because of Trump.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's hilarious.
		There is a way Alex could have done this exact same report and it not be damning.
		You know what I'm saying?
		Like, there's a way he could have got on air and been like for the last two to three years.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Already, you're wrong because that sounds very conciliatory and professional.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, but that's what I'm saying.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He could have been professional about it, and he could have said, I have.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Not the Alex, I know.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I have supported Trump.
		You know the reasons why I have.
		I have gotten information from people that has led me to believe X, Y, and Z.
		This development with bombing Syria is incredibly troubling to me because I trust my sources that have told me this, now I'm editorializing, complete bullshit, line about Russia and Assad and our military having a pact behind Obama's back.
		I believe that, and now what I'm coming to see is that Trump is not a part of this worldview that I have believed, and therefore I must say adieu.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no, because here's the thing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Even now, he is not really admitting he's wrong.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Nope.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's saying he was betrayed.
		Of course.
		Which is a very different thing.
		What you just described was a man admitting he was wrong.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, no, because you could still get away from saying that you're wrong by saying, I believed my sources that I had.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I believed them and I was wrong.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, my sources lied to me.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Or my sources had something wrong.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And then you burn all those sources.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's got to do that anyway.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If he flips on Trump, he's got to burn a lot of people.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like who?
		Also, none of them are real.
		So this is a completely theoretical conversation.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, a bunch of them are.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		His sources are nonsense.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, a bunch of them are real.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And if he legitimately continues down this road and is anti-Trump, he has a lot of questions that desperately need to be asked about Roger Stone.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And Roger's on every day and co-hosts the war room.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, he's a very massive piece of the operation that needs to be explained because Roger can't turn on Trump.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, absolutely not.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If he does, then he's got to turn State's witness.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Roger can turn on Trump, but just for the fuck of it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Just to have a good time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, legitimately, if we're talking about real-world stuff and not entertainment, if he turns on Trump, he's got to go Beanie Siegel on this shit.
		He's got to go State's property.
		He's got to get in the witness protection program because he knows too much.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So the idea.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Also, there's no way that a witness protection.
		Look, with what Roger Stone's into, Roger Stone is our scripple kind of situation there.
		If we find Roger Stone polonium poisoned, that I believe.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Wait, do you mean the times he tried to fake polonium poison?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Exactly, but this time he actually dies from it.
		That's an ironic, delicious end.
		That would delight me.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If he gets fucking poisoned by polonium, Rob Dew did it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Where does Rob Dew get polonium?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But I think it was him because.
		No, it's Rob Dew because he's got to save the ship.
		And he knows that Alex can't get his hands dirty.
		So that's what happens.
		Anyway, this gassing is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Rob Dew's the fixer.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, exactly.
unidentified		That's the least competent fixer in the history of the world.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The more I think about it, the more I think there's way more up with Rob Dew than we even acknowledge because he's so boring and just you know, he's just our Kevin Spacey.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's our usual suspects.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's our usual suspects, right?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, he's been there forever.
		You know what I'm saying?
		He's been in the InfoWars trenches for probably almost a decade now.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's crazy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I have to assume that there's a ton that he knows, and he knows he's up to nothing.
		He's up to bad works or whatever.
		I think we might be giving him a pass.
		I might need to look more into it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We've overlooked him as was his goal all along.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's right.
unidentified		Ah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, the gassing in Syria was a false flag, according to Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Israel or the UK or whomever.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He talks about it a little bit here.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		The left will claim rolling the Russians is like to help hate them both.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		God, the left makes tonight.
unidentified		I want to speak.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		They really are the ones that did this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is like a round.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's talking over Trump, his announcement that he's going to bomb Syria.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, this is like a remix of that.
unidentified		Yeah.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Man, I'm just done, man.
unidentified		I'm done.
		Assad launched a savage chemical weapons attack against his own cause.
		No, he didn't.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		There's no proof.
unidentified		Show it.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Show it, you goddamn liars.
unidentified		Excuse me.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		This is true.
		Man, the Russians came in there at our behest.
		They defeated ISIS.
		They did not expect.
		I'm not a Russophile.
		I'm a Truthophile.
		That happened.
		ISIS is running around.
		Europe's open to the Muslims.
		Russia's fighting says Russia did the chemical attack.
		That is a lie.
		This is the first time I've seen Trump because everywhere I check it, you know, he's like, what the hell, huh?
unidentified		I don't know.
		I don't think he believes what he just said.
		I don't think for one second he believes that.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I will show thee the proof, asshole.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And that's not a violation of FCC.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
		So that's the second time he's brought up, oops, I swore on air, and the FCC might get mad at me.
		So that's just something.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't think the FCC is paying attention, Alex.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But this is a theme to keep in track.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They're too busy ignoring all the other crimes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, and you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So I don't know about that, but that's all just sort of standard Alex Jones stuff.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What I'm really fascinated by here is Alex is the only one who fucking gets it.
		At this point, no, no, no, before I better be careful, this is the Jordan saying things are reasonable moment, right?
		No, no, no.
		I mean, more like Alex is the only one who is listening to what Trump is saying and going, this is fucked up and he lied to us.
		He lied to us.
		He doesn't mean anything he fucking says.
		This guy's a liar.
		He's mobbed up.
		He's doing all this shit.
		And all of his co-hosts are like, I don't think he's.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He didn't mean it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't think he believes it.
		But like, none of them, they're all so meaningless and nothing.
		They're all nothing.
		So they couldn't even, they couldn't turn on Trump if they wanted to because they don't have a singular idea in their fucking heads.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, in the same way that to Alex, like Trump is daddy and like his like Steve Pieczenik and Roger Stone are daddy.
		To all of his employees, Alex is daddy.
		And so like there is this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And so all they're doing right now is trying to placate him and calm him down.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And then they're eventually going to have abusive relationships themselves in order to try and fix it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's entirely possible.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Something along those lines.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'd like to just say really quick: I'm not seeing the chat.
		So if people are pointing out anything that is very cool, I don't see it.
		I apologize.
		I don't know what the deal is.
		But one of the things, one of the convictions that we have expressed, and I stand by, is that Alex is expressing that his allegiances lie specifically with Russia, not with Donald Trump.
		And that could not be made more clear than in this next clip.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		What Russia has done is Christian now and it's free market, and they went and kicked the radical Muslims' asses and they're doing it everywhere.
		God almighty, I wish our government was like that.
		Jesus Christ.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So he wants our government to be more like the Russian government.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You know, this is actually probably the best evidence that Trump colluded with Russia.
		What they're describing right now.
		Because what I'm hearing is the echoes of Russia being like, God damn it, we got you elected, you fucking asshole.
		And now you're pulling this shit on us?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's fascinating.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like, that's what this is.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I didn't even think about that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Even Russia is like, God damn it, this guy is a liar.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Who would have fucking guessed?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's so fucking stupid.
		Everybody is stupid for believing that Trump believes a goddamn thing.
		He's a fucking lunatic.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So if we're to believe I'm very concerned about this chat situation.
		I mean, we're live.
		Everything is going well.
		I don't know.
		I hate technology.
		Oh, no.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What?
		I'm seeing the stream going on on my phone.
		I'm not seeing the chat room, though.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
		Sorry.
		I thought my computer just crashed.
		No, you're good.
		Something is afoot.
		Anyway, yeah.
		Where were we?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You were in awe at my pointing out that this narrative is entirely in line with Russia finding out that they have been duped as well.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, if you imagine that Alex Jones is sort of a depot and a secondary station for these narratives, that does make sense.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'd not considered that variable of it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Perhaps even the id for Putin to express his impotent rage, which he is not used to experiencing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's entirely possible.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So in this next clip, Alex Jones and this Zach, the fake intelligence source, Zach, they talk about what's really at play here.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That'd be great if this was actually just Zach Woods.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that'd be so good.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He would be so good at this.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He could improv.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's your two-man game right there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is the moment that I'm making the argument that Zach belongs on Project Camelot.
unidentified		This is bigger than the Russians.
		This is bigger than everybody.
		Because as we, me and you, have spoke about for quite some time, we're going multi-planetary.
		And it seems to me like we're doing everything we can to stifle that.
		Because we're looking at this in a very microscopic lens in the sense of geopolitical ramifications on a kinetic level.
		But really what this implies is we're going to Mars, we're going to the moon.
		Oh, hold on.
		Maybe we're not.
		So this is obviously DJ-backed, military-industrial complex-backed.
		And they are fighting for the moon.
		They are fighting for Mars.
		I'm not being sensational.
		I'm not trying to get you caught on the moon.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		They want to get us back on the planet.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Focus on that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Whoa.
		This is a fight for Mars.
		Okay.
		Okay, Zach.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
		I love the resignation in Alex's voice where he goes from being so mad and betrayed to being like, all right, yeah, that's right.
		They're trying to keep us back on planet.
		Sure, Zach.
unidentified		Fuck.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Trying to make our focus terrestrial.
		No, but I think Alex probably is into that narrative.
		I think he's cool with it.
		Are you seeing the chat?
		Okay, cool.
		I can't see it on my screen, but I'm glad it's still going.
		So now you get to keep track of it, you dick.
		If anyone ignores you from now on, it's Jordan, not me.
		Hey.
		But I love that because it's a way of making it like, all conspiracy really revolves around it's not what you think it is.
		It's another thing.
unidentified		Everything is a distraction from the real thing.
		Right.
		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And, you know, when you take it from like, oh, this is really terrible.
		No one's into this.
		But it's actually about Mars.
		You can.
unidentified		This would be so much better if this was all actually about Mars.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'd be way into that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's a way better world to live in.
		All of the geopolitical conflicts that are currently going on.
		Look, you go to Myanmar.
		You go to fucking Burma.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The Rohingya don't want to go to Mars.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They don't want to go to Mars.
		That's why you got to do it.
		The Philippines?
		Come on, man.
		You can't have drug dealers on your way to Mars.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Drug dealers are just quotes for people who don't want to go to Mars.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's all code.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And then you start talking about the spider leadership, and we're in real trouble.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The spider leadership, actually, they have a base on Mars and don't want us to go there.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Is that why?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hence, they're working with the Raptors.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right, right, of course.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Mark Richards has been fighting against them from inside Vacaville prison.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Now, here you go.
		Here you go.
		Here's your narrative.
		Here's your narrative.
		Jump out of it.
		Why and what did Trump bomb in Syria?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Civilian buildings?
unidentified		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, that research center?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Interstellar Gates.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, it could be.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There you go.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's trying to keep the Raptors out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I look forward to Carrie Cassidy on Project Camelot making that argument, but unfortunately, it turns out she's in Egypt right now leading a study group.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		She went to Egypt with a study group.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's why she hasn't any videos out lately.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They allowed her in?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you could go to Egypt.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyone go to Egypt?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I know that you can go to Egypt, but Carrie can't.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you shouldn't enjoy her being there.
		No, she's a tourist.
		It's not like she's doing a conference there or anything.
		Nothing official.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's just, she's just going to go to the pyramids and be like, check out all these aliens, huh?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's just like your mom taking a church group there or something like that.
		It's nothing.
		Anyway, that's why she hasn't done her Mark Richards update number eight yet.
		And fuck, we need it.
		This stuff is terrible.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm excited.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, I told you that Zach should not be listened to.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And, I mean, there's a hundred.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Because of the multi-planetary stuff.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, because that's that could be like, oh, he's blowing minds.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right, right, right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Zach pretends or presents himself as someone who's in the most high levels of military intelligence.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And you would think that being in that position, he would know who the Joint Chiefs of Staff is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Of course he doesn't.
		Hey, frankly, at this point, no one does.
		Half of them aren't there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's Joseph Dunford.
		But be that as it may, Alex starts talking about this guy and tries to get Owen to, like, who is he?
		Owen has no idea.
		Zach really should fucking know.
		And Zach doesn't.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I mean, Jesus, I'm like, I'm done, man.
		At that point, it's like I'm watching press conferences, driving it on the phone.
		I get here, I go pull that up.
		I saw it.
		And like the chairman of the joints, whatever his name is, the Army guy's Dunford.
		Who's the Marine Corps chairman?
unidentified		Who Madison?
unidentified		Chairman Madison?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Well, not Madison, the Secretary of Defense.
		Who's the other Marine?
		I don't know.
		But it doesn't matter.
		I'm watching this after.
		No, McMaster's out now.
		It was the Marine Corps general.
		It's whatever.
		He's the chairman of the 12th.
		Just pull the current chairman here.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Now, if you want true comedy, Alex said Dunford at the beginning of the clip and is trying to come up with his name.
		You've already said it.
		You know who you're talking about.
		So Owen is like, I have no idea who the Joint Chiefs of Staff is.
		I probably should know.
		And then for no reason, Zach chimes in, McMaster.
		And Alex is like, no, McMaster's out, which he is.
		Zach should fucking know that.
		Why would Zach chime in as like, oh, H.R. McMaster, the guy who got fired a little while back?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		At least he didn't say H.R. Geiger.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Giger.
		But like, that to me is invalidating.
		If that's your source, and he doesn't know who the Joint Chiefs of Staff is, and he thinks H.R. McMaster is still in play.
unidentified		What the fuck are you listening to this guy for?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The fucking insights that he can bring that nobody else can.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is a battle for Mars.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is a battle for Mars.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So this first guest, not great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Not great for Alex, but it does sort of get him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's not coming out the gates drum.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But it does get him in the, like, Trump is being blackmailed or there's a gun to his head kind of worldview.
unidentified		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And he's trying to get Steve Pieczenik on, and he won't answer his goddamn phone.
		And so they go for the next best thing, and that's Joel Skousen.
		Joel Skousen is a survivalist weirdo who also.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is the next best thing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's the nephew of W. Cleon Skousen, who's a monstrous dick who's responsible for a lot of terrible right-wing world that we live in.
		We'll do a whole episode about him one of these days.
		Great.
		It does not deserve to be talked about now.
		Great.
		But Joel Skousen, for all As terrible as he is, he gave up on Trump before.
		He's been clear about that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's passed this.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And that's why he hasn't been on the show for a bit.
		And they talk about that a little bit.
		But Alex asks, how did they do this?
		And Skousen has a really interesting answer.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		How did they get Trump to do this?
		And what does it signify?
		I mean, I want to support the president, but my God, how did they get him to do this?
unidentified		But in the first place, Trump doesn't ever do his homework.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		All right, there we go.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Trump's a lazy piece of shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, first off, all the stuff you said about Trump being smart, not true.
		He's a fucking idiot.
		First off, Trump is dumb and lazy, and he's too busy playing fucking golf.
		Trump, let me tell you something, is a moron.
		Alex, Trump is the dumbest fucking president we've had since George W.
		He is so fucking stupid.
		You'll never get the chance to understand a word he fucking says.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Skousen goes on to say, like, all he does is watch TV.
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		Fair enough.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Skousen coming hard with the accurate info right there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But you'll notice a certain shift from Zach's narrative and Joel's narrative.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And Alex agrees with both of them because he's just a malleable piece of shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, he's at his lowest.
		He's at his weakest.
		Right now, he is a drunk man brought low.
		If he had a Scientologist on, Alex would be a Scientologist at the end of this episode.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, but I'm not sure about that because there are things that are malleable and there's things that are wobbly in terms of the narrative.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But one thing that is not malleable is that Alex Jones loves Russia.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		As a moral Christian person, I fundamentally, my spirit says, I have to go against Trump now.
		I know the midterms are coming up.
		I don't want the Democrats to win, but I am really upset right now.
		Thank God the Russians.
		Talk about that, Joel.
		Not the Russians are perfect, but you've been a combat veteran yourself.
		You're an Marine Corps officer.
		But I mean, the fact that the Russians have stood down so far is a miracle.
		I mean, they are blowing up their bases.
		They are attacking them.
		As a father of four children, I am so ashamed of America right now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yikes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That sounds exactly like he sounded in 2008 when he was on RT talking about how sad he is about America.
unidentified		I'm so sorry for America, Russia.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Fucking dick.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, I don't know where to land.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I genuinely don't.
unidentified		Because ultimately.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What are your two paddocks?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Ultimately, the point that Alex is making is that bombing Syria is a bad and stupid idea.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And it is a betrayal of what he thought was an isolationist, autocratic dictator.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right, right.
		A nativist, know-nothing kind of thing.
		Exactly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
		So, on one hand, I agree, Alex.
		This was a bad idea.
		On the other hand, not because we're bumming Russia out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We can agree on the like, we can agree on the conclusion while disagreeing about premises.
		You know what I'm saying?
		Just in terms of argumentation, that's very easy to do.
		Right.
		Yes, this thing is bad, but here's why it's bad.
		Oh, I disagree with the reasons.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Fair enough.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Fine.
		As long as we can both be like, well, man, I just don't like what he's.
		It's so suspiciously obvious.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's naked.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's almost too.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Now I'm getting into conspiracy theories on my own.
unidentified		Well, grab me a gear and lay them out.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You can't be fucking.
		This blatant about supporting Russia and then at the same time constantly saying that he's not a Russophile without some sort of knowledge of the fact that he is that guy who is super good at writing, you know, the one who said, methinks you doth protest too much.
		Like that guy, he kind of knew what was up whenever he said that.
		And Alex is existing in the, hey, listen, I'm not this.
		I love this.
		He is rapid firing, like machine gunning, I'm not a racist butt statements all over the place.
unidentified		Totally.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And that's too obvious, right?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, and he couldn't have gotten that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's in a broken state.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		How could he have gotten that communique so fast from any kind of Russian handler unless it was Daria?
		And it can't be Daria because that's too obvious.
		He didn't.
		And it's probably Rob Dew.
		Have we looked into Rob Dew?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Gotta look into Rob Dew.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Was he on the show The Americans?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Is that where Rob Dew came from?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He didn't get any word from a fucking handler or anything like that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This has just been his mode of operation for, I think, much longer than we realized.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like we, like, when we did our investigation in 2015 about Trump, one of the things that we noticed was even before he got on board with Trump, he was rampantly in favor of Putin and Russia.
unidentified		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think we might have done a disservice to our listeners and to ourselves by not taking that more seriously and looking back to where that began.
		And I think that is going to be a much more important question to ask ourselves because I don't think it boils down to handlers.
		I don't think it boils down to anything like that.
		I think he has been a ridiculously sleeper pro-Russian influence for a very long time.
		And if you I don't want to give too much away, but there's some stuff I've been looking into that I don't know if we'll ever be able to fully prove.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Have we considered the just the very Occam's razor-y thought of like, maybe he's just a fan of Russia?
		Yeah.
		Like maybe autocrats.
		Something like that.
		Maybe he's just a fanatic.
		Maybe he's just like one of those guys who collects too much World War II memorabilia.
		Like that's just how he feels about it.
unidentified		Well, I think it's a very good idea.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And like any implicit threat to what he loves so much.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Let me relate this back to the episode we're going over now.
		Because Joel Skousen comes in and Alex is like, what do they have on Trump?
		How's he being blackmailed?
		And Skousen is like, they don't have anything.
		They're not blackmailing him.
		If they tried to threaten him, he would fight back against it.
		That's in his psychology.
		That's his character.
		He would fight back against it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's a scared little boy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He would fight back against it.
		What they did is they flattered him.
		The people who wanted him to behave in a certain way flattered him and got him to do the thing that they wanted him to do.
		I think it's probably the name of the game with Alex and Russia.
		He's already gone on air and talked about that RT interview that wasn't an RT interview where intelligence sources told him that he was a genius and one of the best Americans and what have you.
		All that stuff.
		We've already heard that.
		He probably got compromised through flattery years and years ago and we just didn't realize it.
		So I think what I think.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		When the history books are written, there's going to be a lot of complicated reasonings behind a lot of stuff.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		These books aren't going to get written.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think ultimately the answer to why did World War III get started?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Bitch, it's a battle for Mars.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Daddy issues.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All across the board.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, possibly.
		I don't know.
		It's a hot mess.
		But in this next clip, we get back to Joel Skousen.
		And we know that Alex Jones' entire narrative for the last two years has been that there are good forces within the military and within the CIA.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Creating secret governments.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Secret coups against Donald or against Obama.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They're supporting Donald Trump.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They're the good deep state against the bad deep state.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Everything is a gigantic battle for good and evil.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Here's what Skousen thinks about that.
unidentified		That's why I object to all of these false, bogus, conspiracy claims that there's a good guy that are going to have a coup on Obama.
		And they're going to have a coup on the deep state.
		And they're going to save us.
		And that's just not true.
		I've been in the military long enough to know that everybody of high military rank is a yes man.
		At least they won't fight the global system.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And they don't get it.
		No, you're right.
		They were chosen because they'd sell out.
		When did that change?
		The 50s?
		Because the country wasn't founded on these cowards.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, do you mean when we elected Eisenhower president?
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		you hear drunk.
		Sure.
		You hear drunky Alex there at the meeting.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they've always been yes, man.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What did that say?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We haven't made enough of a point of that, but he's pretty bad.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's shit faced, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm liking Scousin so far.
		You shouldn't.
		Skousen's coming on point.
		He literally just said, I don't like those conspiracy guys who say it's all about you.
		Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't like what you've done for the last time.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Alex, finally, admit that you're a fucking idiot.
		Alex, do it for me.
		Joel fucking Skousen right here on air.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He sucks also, but at the same time, it's like we live in such a bad world of what we cover that's like shifting allegiances.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Very hard shift.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, but Skousen also makes it very clear that he gave up on Trump a while back because he realized he wasn't competent.
		He wasn't able to think, wasn't able to be reliable, and you shouldn't trust him.
		And so he is already on the off the reservation, and Alex is talking to him in a daddy kind of way.
		And it's this, like, Joel is trying to be conciliatory in some ways of like, hey, look, you didn't do anything wrong.
		You thought that this was good, but you got to get real with it.
		This guy is not, you can't trust him.
		I've been saying it for a bit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is such a nationwide cult thing, too, where it's like you look at these people and you see them the same way that you do like followers of Charles Manson, where you're like, how did you not see this coming?
		How is this hitting you this hard?
		This is so obvious.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think that's our feeling.
		And that's one of the reasons why it's totally cool to laugh.
		It's because, welcome.
		I think I've seen a couple tweets that are like, welcome to the resistance, Alex Jones.
		And that's just that meme.
		And it's funny.
		No.
		It is ludicrous that he has gotten this far without.
		Oh, thank God the chat's back.
		Okay.
		It's ludicrous he's gotten this far without having any moment of like, oh, there we go.
		Anyway, boy, I'll tell you what.
		We're about to enter some fucking weird territory.
		Okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Amen.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex Jones is about to make a claim that he's never talked about on air.
		And I really don't think this is true.
		Here we go.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You know, a article who they probably killed, he told me he was like, he had like seven bronze stars in Vietnam.
		I'm playing all the covers.
		Like he was Black Ops helicopter commander.
		And he said he wouldn't tell me the secret stuff.
		But he said, and they killed him like a year after that happened.
		He said that children, he said what they did to children in Latin America he couldn't stand for.
		And then they said, oh, you're not reliable.
		And they came after him.
		And they were trying to develop some plan to go after Obama.
		Three members of my family in one month all died from viruses, and it was just like, and then I thought all of that was just coincidence.
		And I got the phone call.
		They said, they told me, they said, we just killed your family.
		You shut your freaking mouth up.
		And that was when I realized it was like five years ago how real this is.
		It was pneumonia.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It was pneumonia.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
unidentified		All right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So you don't kill Alex because he's too public?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I guess.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But you killed three of Alex's family members.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's been his.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		As a warning.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like, he would never talk about that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Or record that phone call.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, this has been his whole narrative for forever.
unidentified		It's like, they can't kill me because I'm too in the public eye.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Or what have you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And that's some hot bullshit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But the idea that he's espousing here's Uncle was a black ops helicopter pilot in Vietnam who came back from Latin America and said that what they're doing to the children in what?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All of Latin America?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Were you talking about Larry Nichols, what he did in Latin America?
unidentified		Exactly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What they're doing to the children.
		Oh, what they're doing to the children.
		I mean, what I did to the children.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But this whole idea is like, I feel bad for your family that died of pneumonia.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Maybe you should get vaccines.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Maybe.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's interesting.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, they all died from viruses.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Can't imagine why.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, there's no protection against that.
		Yeah.
		There's a secondary thing to here, though, that's like, I don't believe this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Of course not.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I feel bad not believing someone talking about their family dying, but at the same time, I don't believe this because he would have brought this up before.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Way before.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And he said it happened five years ago.
		So that would be in 2013.
		Right.
		So if I'm to understand what immediately after Obama is re-elected.
		Time out.
unidentified		Okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Time it out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If I'm to believe his storyline, they killed three members of his family, and his response was, I should start selling weird pills because that's right around when he started doing like the Dr. Wallach stuff.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Maybe those weird pills could have saved his family.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Maybe.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Maybe this whole weird pill thing is just an attempt to revive his dead family members out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's possible.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But Alex is not actually a hero.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Here's why you're stupid.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They're not dead.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		For so many reasons.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They're not dead.
		They are sitting right at the desk with him.
		We know that Alex Jones believes that you are.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Ancestral memories?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		NERD no one ever really dies.
unidentified		Nope.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I love Pharrell.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		His early work.
unidentified		I don't like happy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is terrible.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Bring back the Neptunes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I can't imagine a world wherein a globalist who has weaponized pneumonia and killed three of Alex's family members.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Pneumonia, a disease which can be caused by multiple viruses, bacterias, all kinds of different things.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So they kill three of Alex's family members with weaponized pneumonia.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then they call him and they're like, hey, bitch.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Kill your family.
unidentified		What's up?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We killed three members of your family, so shut up.
		Not like, say what we want you to say.
		Just be like, hey, keep it down.
		Hey, calm it down.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Also, let's consider that he said his uncle, who was in World War II, he was in the Vietnam War.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He won like eight bronze stars in the Vietnam War.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So that's one black ops helicopter pilot.
		That's one family member.
		And then there's two others.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He was killed.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		God knows how old he was killed.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, we don't know whether or not his uncle was killed on purpose.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Pneumonia legitimately kills old people way more frequently than young people.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Pretty much all.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The other two family members could have been like 90 years old.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Who knows?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Who else kills 90-year-old people but the government, Dan?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Did you not know about that secret program?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's all the globalists.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Mortality isn't real.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's just the government always killing old people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So this is like the giver.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think the most important thing, I touched on this already, but I need to reinforce it.
		He said five years ago.
		No way.
		No way.
		That doesn't work for his own history.
		That doesn't.
		If he wanted to say four years ago, maybe he could play that game.
		Because I bet around the time of the Ukraine, the Crimea situation in 2014, I bet he changed his tune a bit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Might have.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Might have.
		So I bet he could say, like, oh, no, it wasn't because of Russia.
		It wasn't because of that.
		It was because they killed my family.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Or something like that.
unidentified		That'd be fun.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Five years ago does not work.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		2013 doesn't work.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That'd be a fun narrative.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's possible.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Let's call Alex.
		We could write such good narratives for him.
		He would fucking lose his mind.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I forgot that we were supposed to make a huge announcement.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah, that's right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Should we do it or should we wait?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think we have to now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		All right.
		Well, let's make an hour and a half into the podcast announcement.
		We have a huge announcement to make.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What are you guys in Texas doing on June 15th?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Because we'll be in Austin doing a live show at Beer Land.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Beer Land in Austin, Texas.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You betcha.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Cool punk-ass people.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There are a lot of available tickets.
unidentified		Many.
unidentified		There are all the available tickets.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Anybody will show up.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Way too early for us to really push selling tickets since it's two months from now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Policy won't get early access to tickets, which is whenever we're going to be doing a show in Austin and trying to lure Alex to it.
unidentified		Fuck it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Let's see if we can get Yui Bull to show up.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Who gives a shit?
unidentified		I bet we could.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I bet we could.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Won't stop tweeting at him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's not busy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
		Also, I think we could probably get a number of people to be guests, quite frankly.
		I think there are a couple of scorned.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Instead of doing a knowledge fight episode, let's just do an Alex This Is Your Life without Him There.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, God, that would be amazing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But then he'd have to be there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you're talking about the show, This Is Your Life, not the Rock and Mankind.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Of course not.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Classic.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Classic.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		God damn it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, so we will be in Austin on June 15th.
		It'll be exciting.
		We will not be having Kelly as our guest.
unidentified		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Now the chat room is there.
		I can respond to things.
		Anyway, in this next clip, Alex explains why the globalists are afraid of him.
unidentified		But that's what they're afraid of.
		They're afraid of the fact that your audience has reached our critical mass that you can now get a president in office, and they're afraid to death of who might come along after Trump.
		Trump, well, okay, maybe he's easily blackmailable.
		They got XYZ, whatever pictures, financial records.
		They had to break all the laws to get it.
		But they did it.
		But there might be someone else who they can't get that on.
		There might be someone else who's not going to roll over to the military industrial complex.
		Maybe there's someone else that doesn't have a big family and a bunch of property that they can destroy.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And like, exactly.
		That's what it was.
		I mean, it sounds like it's some piston contest or a Mr. Badass.
		I just can't roll over these people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's not related to what Owen was saying.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But also, this is the other theme.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I love that little toss in.
		Sure, maybe he's easily blackmailable.
		Maybe he's done all of the crimes and you can hold them against him or whatever.
		It is boring.
		Whatever.
		Maybe they'll get somebody else who maybe hasn't committed all those crimes that for the past two years we have been insisting he could and would never commit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But then before that, we said he absolutely did.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Back when I loved Ryan Paul, yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I said he committed these exact same crimes that we're talking about now.
unidentified		I mean, maybe he did them too.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Who knows?
		Who knows?
		Who amongst us hasn't committed all the blackmailable crimes?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Don't be a cock.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, yeah, it's lunacy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But then also.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I just love that little tossing on.
		And again, it's like they don't have a thought.
		Like, he can just toss that off as though it's not a massive piece of information that he has been denying for so long.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Much with the same thing as the, yeah, sure, he's paid off eight women.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, okay, fine.
		Seven or eight women, whatever.
		No big deal.
		We said he didn't do that.
		He did.
		Don't worry about it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, no big deal.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Moon on yada, yada, yada.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I fetishize the truth.
		Such nonsense.
		So the other thing, though, too, that's really important is this is the other trend that keeps coming up on this show.
		I haven't played a bunch of instances of it, but they do it like three or four times where they explain like, fucking Trump didn't make us.
		We made Trump.
unidentified		Uh-huh.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And to that, I'd like to say, no.
		No.
		Trump made you by coming on your show.
		Now, granted, they were early adopters.
		That's definitely true.
		They were early on the Trump train.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Before a lot of people did, but I think that's because they really resonated with that fucking, let's keep people out of our country who aren't warm.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That sort of vibe.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Once you get an open racist, you're going to get the InfoWars.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And so their whole thing is like, you know what?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Maybe he is blackmailable, but what about...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Maybe he's easily blackmailable.
		He didn't just say blackmailable.
		He said anyone with Google could blackmail this guy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But what about the next time?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What about the next guy who comes along?
unidentified		Who's that?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Who's not blackmailable, who's a patriot?
		Something like that.
		And I'm like, I would like to say, what happened with Rand Paul?
		What happened with Ron Paul?
		You fucking supported him for decades.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I kind of bet those guys are easily blackmailable.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, probably.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We've read some of the articles that Ron Paul used to put out.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You can blackmail the shit out of the Paul family.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know what I'm saying?
		It's like, you have supported people, and it's been nothing.
		Like, even when Paul Ryan became the Speaker of the House, Alex was like, oh, yeah, we've taken down Boehner.
		We're going to get a Patriot in there.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Let's see what Paul Ryan does.
unidentified		All right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So maybe he's easily blackmailable too.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right, exactly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Come on.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Congratulations on your retirement, you dumb asshole.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's so strange how massively corrupt politicians are easy to blackmail.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, exactly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's so weird.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But their presentation of this idea of like, yeah, it's about us, not about Trump.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We made Trump.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's the movement.
unidentified		Fuck that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
		The Tea Party movement is about people standing up against Obama and tyranny.
		Definitely not racism and definitely not owned and stoked by the Koch brothers.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's not even Tea Party shit anymore.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's now morphed into like this other thing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Nazis.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but like the idea that they're like who are also still owned and propped up by the Koch brothers.
		The idea that we could create another.
		No, you can't.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Good luck, assholes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There's always another red-haired sociopath.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But I look forward to whatever their next play is going to be down this road.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But of course, I know that it's not going to happen because they're going to get back on Trump.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But while we live in this moment, before our obvious conclusions are reached.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know what sucks is that even as we're recording this on Saturday.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's probably jumping.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's probably already cucked himself out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But what would you do?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If your son was at home lying on the floor in a bedroom, he's hungry.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And the only way to feed him is to sleep in the morning for a little bit of money and his money's gone.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Swear it's what I went into lockdown.
		I got a job now.
		So for you, this is just a good time.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Two weeks to detention.
unidentified		All right.
unidentified		But this is such a gift for Alex, though.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is such a massive gift.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is a get-out-jail free thing.
unidentified		This is, oh, man, this was like what we've been talking about.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There's so many places where he could dismount, but then you're like, no, he can't really dismount.
		Here is the red line where you can actually jump right off and fucking become the warrior that you are always meant to be, Alex.
		You could turn into the man fighting against the president.
		You'd become an anti-hero.
		You'd be the guy who was turned from a fucking.
		You're the traitor that becomes the hero.
		Come on, man.
		Do it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Take your balls.
		It would take, like I said earlier when we talked about this, it would take burning Roger Stone.
		It would take burning a couple other sources that he has.
		He has to disavow.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I saw the end of Mad Men Season 4.
		You can fucking do it.
		Sterling Cooper Draper Price this shit.
		Come on, man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He has to disavow Jack Pasobic.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He has to get rid of it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That guy sucks.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He has to change up so much.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's possible, but I don't think he's.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Name anybody that you've named who is irreplaceable other than Roger Stone, and not for the reasons that are beneficial to Alex.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, the show existed before Roger Stone.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It could exist after him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Of course.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But Alex, I think, would be lost.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He'd be a boat at sea.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Maybe he wouldn't.
		Maybe he would be re-energized.
		Maybe he would have the strength to fucking come up with some even more insane shit.
unidentified		It's possible.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Trump is a crutch at this point, man.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You need to reboot for season 12.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Now, in season 12, he calls in Ole Damagar.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		See, there you go.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Now we're back in action.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's even closer to Project Camelot.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What the, like, what's Bunga Bunga up to, huh?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Burl Scody?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Burla Sconey.
		Get Burlus Cody on the show.
		Yeah, fucking the sky is the limit when you're off the Trump train.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Or just, like, own it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know, like, whenever your car is slipping on ice, you're not supposed to turn against it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You're supposed to lean into the accident, basically.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Why not just be like, we love Russia?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Why not?
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's not illegal.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, why not?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Fuck it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Why not just become like completely out and out?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like Alexander Dugan takes over for Roger Stone.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Why not?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Why not just become a Russian outlet?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'd love it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Why not become American RT?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You're already halfway there anyway.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But there's no reason, or American Sputnik.
		There's no reason why he can't do that.
		He's halfway there already.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, that's what I'm saying.
		That's what I'm saying.
		Right now, the moment that you have created a breakpoint where your audience is actually willing to go along with you, like this Syria thing.
		If you're an info warrior, chances are you are virulently pro-Trump, but at the same time, anti-going into the Middle East and fucking shit up again.
unidentified		Most people are.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So now you've got the chance to really become this new thing, this beautiful new thing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, he has the chance to get back the credibility.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Actually, I think I'm just more like, wouldn't it be fun if our show got to turn into something new as well?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like, I would like to follow along down these random ass narratives with him instead of staying on this fucking Trump shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it would be nice.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And we hope for that, but I don't have much faith.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Nah, me neither.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But it would be interesting because he could recapture that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's a pussy for life.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He could recapture that false credibility that he had back when he was against George H. or George W.
		Oh, yeah.
		He could do that, but I don't think he's going to.
		No.
		But this episode.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		God, it's going to be so heartbreaking.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's going to be like when Trump broke his heart.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Here are two clips of Alex saying some bad shit about Trump.
unidentified		Okay.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Bummy.
		Like Trump said Hillary and Obama created ISIS.
		Well, but Trump.
unidentified		It's Barack Trump.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Trump uses it like a prophylactic.
		He just shoves ISIS up his big dirty asshole.
		I apologize, Tim.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What, Newby?
unidentified		He shoves ISIS up his big dirty asshole.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I apologize to the TV station.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right, I would like 100 more of those, please, Dan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Please give me 100 more of those clips.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Here's the next one.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Here's the news, Trump.
		I'm not dog crap on shoes, brother.
		You are crap on my shoes, you son of a bitch.
		You will freaking get it.
unidentified		Keep getting ready.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And I'll banish all those little chicken crap pieces of filth fucking go to hell.
		You join radical Islam.
		F you to hell, sons of bitches.
		I swear to God, I'll get your ass.
unidentified		Ooh.
unidentified		Man.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
		That clip makes the inevitable today.
		Hey, I'm sorry.
		Sound way worse.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		And that's some of the reason why I think a lot of this might get buried.
		He might try and bury some of this.
		We already saw that in the Twitter clip of delete these.
		Delete these feeds.
		There might be a chance that he tries to.
		Oh, also, yeah.
		Celine was mewing in the background there a little bit.
		When I was recording this, I don't know why.
		I thought I'd muted the mics, but the mics were on.
		And so you hear a mouse click every now and again.
		And that last clip, Celine was making her.
		She wasn't thrilled with this either.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Nah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		She had much higher hopes for Alex.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
		I've talked to her about it.
		So Alex is cursing.
		He's like, ah, boy, this is.
		He's like, fuck you.
		I'm going to get your ass.
unidentified		He is shoving Isis up his dirty asshole.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Dirty asshole.
		His dirty asshole.
		He needs a prophylactic because he's shoving Isis up his dirty asshole.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Because of his dirty asshole, not because of ISIS.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Isis is wearing a condom in this circumstance.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's so creative in terms of a mean thing to say.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, this is the first time I've heard Alex swear in a positive way.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's swearing a bunch, and he realizes that, like, hey, we're on stations that the FCC controls.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And so here is where Owen Shroyer says the only reasonable thing on this entire broadcast.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Maybe you should shut it down.
		We're out of delay.
		Guys, I see that.
		I see that.
		And we're on TV.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Owen Shroyer is like, you've been swearing so much.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Maybe you should.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We're out of delay.
		We can't delay the show anymore to bleep you swearing.
		Maybe we should get off air.
		Owen Shroyer is legitimately.
		That's his polite way of saying, like, you're drunk.
		Yeah.
		We should stop this.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They do another 40 minutes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Of course they do.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Maybe like half an hour.
		But Alex tries to stop swearing.
		And in service of stopping swearing.
		Boy, this is a weird clip.
		I don't really even know how to.
		I don't even know how to set this up, so I won't.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Let's do it.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Well, they're so pissed because they had Russia.
		They should gang rape it so hard for 85 minutes.
		You know, if I can tell you all of it, folks, they are so pissed that Russian isn't their right doll.
		The left wanted the pleasure they had.
		They would go on honeymoons during vacations.
		They'd go to torture dungeons and take an old Russian and kick him in the head.
		You know, that's a leftist.
		I mean, I'm serious.
		The left would go vacation there at KTV centers to torture people.
unidentified		Is that what Bernie did on his honeymoon?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I don't know about Bernie, but dude, I'm not kidding.
		It's your books.
		Bill Clinton, that they went there because that's where you could kill a Christian.
		F these people, man.
		You want a war, bitch?
		You freaking got one.
		That's what I'm telling you, leftists.
		I'm going to get your ass one way or another.
		That's why they don't like us because they know I'm going to freaking get your ass.
		And they think I'm a weirdo that I actually care about people.
		No, I'm not a devil-worshiping, big-ass pile of crap.
		I will get your ass.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He says that a lot.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to get your ass.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He loves asses.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's an asshole.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's a big ass man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He loves to kick them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He loves to stick them.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Don't.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I can't remember the rest of the lyrics to Billy Gunn's theme song, Mr. Ass, from the WWE.
unidentified		I'm an ass man.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm an ass man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's a great song.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Maybe that'll be in the next show's free show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You dipped into some queen right there, really.
		Many asses.
		I'm an ass man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So many asses.
		So little time.
		That's one of the lyrics.
		That song was great.
		In terms of pro-wrestling intro songs, I think, Mr. S, like, that's way up there.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There we go.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, that is up with, you know, you hear the glass break and you know, Stone Cold's coming.
		Right, right, right, right.
		Something like that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But, like, I'm an ass man.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Tops, tops of the charts.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, apparently, people go to Russia because you can murder a Christian.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You can kill a Christian there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's one of the only countries you can go to on a vacation and have a murder vacation.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What are the other ones?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't necessarily believe that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Probably Belize.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't necessarily believe that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They let you do anything there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't necessarily believe that this is why the globalists are pissed off about the situation, the geopolitical situation.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Because they can't murder Christians in Russia anymore.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Go to my Christian killing dungeon.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		God damn it.
unidentified		The KGB won't even allow me to kill a Christian anymore.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Realistically, I would posit that if you are rich enough that you can go on a murder vacation in Russia anywhere.
		You can do it here.
		I assume you would be able to do very similar things and you'd be above the law.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
		That's just my take on it.
		Anyway, we're coming towards the end of this.
		Okay.
		This hot pile of garbage of Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		First off, this is a delight.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, I'm loving this.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think that what you see, if you watch the entire thing, which I'm not entirely sure anyone should, because it's three hours long, and most of it's really boring, and them just repeating the Syrian gassing was a false flag, all that shit.
		But if you do watch it, what you see is like Alex pissed off as shit at the beginning of it and then waffling in the middle.
		And I was dead certain in the middle of it as I was watching.
		I was like, oh, he's going to end this with a like, ah, we got to give Trump some time or something like that.
		But here's what he says.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		That's what I'm saying.
		Asking people, man, and Trump, too.
		You want to start wars with Russia when they fought ISIS, what we should be doing, and they're standing up against that.
		That's where we should be.
		Thank God Russia got loose of the globals.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So that's where he's at.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Fuck Trump.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Fuck Trump.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thank God for the Russians.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thank God for Russia.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thank God for the Russians.
		And so, I mean, that kind of sums up his mentality.
		He probably would like people to not know that, I would assume.
		That's really direct.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That is really pro-Russian propaganda right there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He already said earlier in the episode, I wish our government was more like Russia's government.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, but damn.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's pretty crazy.
		So in this next clip, we have one more clip.
		This is the last clip.
		I did not record the last part of the episode as it goes out because it's just him and Owen Schroer trying to do a bit where they're like, hey, maybe they'll like us if we say everyone killed Russians.
		Like that sort of thing.
		They're trying to do a sketch.
		Yeah.
		And it's terrible and it goes on way too fucking long.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		In the InfoWars tradition.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But it's more important that before that, we get this clip, and it's Alex conceding defeat.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And he's being facetious in some ways.
unidentified		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But keep your ears open for the hiccuping because he is drunk as fuck.
unidentified		Fuck.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Comedy Central wins.
		The leftist win.
		F America's recovery.
		Let's be glo.
		Let's be globalist.
		And let's shift.
		Come every day, man.
unidentified		Let's go to war with Russia.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Let's just blow the planet up, man.
		That's.
		You proved it out with Russia, Owen.
		Need that.
		Your gun to America's head.
unidentified		Just pull that trigger.
		To prove Russia.
		No, we should all just apologize for being Americans by just dying.
		Just giving it a whole fire on his boss.
		That's true.
		Let's just, you know, Russia should just new United States because they're the bad guy, probably.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Probably.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		That will prove to Jordan Clever that we're good people.
unidentified		And we won't cheer it on.
		So that'll prove it, right?
		If we disavow the Russian strike against the U.S., will we still be called Russian agents?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		If we don't cyanide and all the water supplies because everyone's a Russian.
unidentified		No, you know what, Alex?
		I think you're right, actually.
		We should congratulate the left.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Explain to me how you can get to this is the left's fault.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Just because they're there, you know, they just hate them.
		No, because you have to project on, like, these are my enemies.
		If I feel bad, they must have won.
		Meanwhile, every legitimate left voice that I am aware of is very against taking Syria.
		This is nonsense.
		And they're not like, haha, Alex, you're stupid.
		Ha ha, look at you.
		Look at you.
		Look what Trump did.
		It's more like, you fucking asshole.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Why did you not get this earlier?
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It takes this for you to wake up, you stupid prick.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's more that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, in a certain way, I find the democratic establishments.
		This is illegal bullshit to be posturing bullshit, hypocrisy, because they let Obama do whatever the fuck he wanted, and they let fucking Bush do whatever the fuck he wanted.
		It's a whole mess that they have actively aided and abetted the expansion of the executive's branch's war powers the entire fucking time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Totally.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So in a certain way, the left doesn't escape blame for this bullshit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's impotent.
		Their reaction to this is impotent as fuck.
		And I'm not siding with that, but I am siding with truly liberal movements' voices that you see very clearly expressing themselves through press releases, through official Twitter accounts and stuff like that, making their voices clear that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's a good thing they're not allowed anywhere near power.
		Of course.
		Yeah, that'd be awful.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that'd be tough.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If those people were allowed to go on TV.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Brutal.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What we end up with is, I mean, we can look at this, and I guarantee.
		When I say guarantee, I hate a guarantee because who knows?
		But I strongly, strongly believe that Alex will walk this back within the next couple of days.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Within the next hour.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I think once he gets his march.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What time is it on Saturday?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's 4 o'clock right now.
unidentified		All right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What time is it his time?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		3.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So he's probably woken up.
		He's hungover as fuck.
		I give him two hours, some coffee, a few energy drinks, and then he's going to be like, I wish I hadn't said anything.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm starting to suspect that most of his products are actually hangover cures Because the amount of the level of drunkenness I see in him, and then he's on air the next day, and he's not just like, and he's 40-something.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but he just Alka-Celtzers.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, he alka-seltzers.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It doesn't work that well.
unidentified		Oh, he takes five or six of them in the same glass of water.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think his products are hangover cures, and that's the secret.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		See, now is that we all start taking them so we can drink as hard as we want.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I might have to start getting those products and see if they help with hangovers.
		Because I am, as a 33-year-old man, you're getting hit with them now.
		So, anyway, I think he's going to back off on this, but it's really fun to watch Alex have an embarrassing, crying, drunk, stupid meltdown on air.
		And it's definitely worth remembering.
		If this is a turning point, hooray.
		Because this show will be a lot more interesting.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It'll be bananas interesting.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because he won't just be, he'll turn into a secondary force as opposed to just a propaganda wing for Donald Trump.
		I don't know.
		We'll see what happens.
		But if you want to follow us, you can find all our business on knowledgefight.com.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
		You could follow us on Twitter.
		It's at knowledge underscore fight.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I feel bad.
		Did you have any final thoughts?
		I feel like I cut you off by doing that plug.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, my final thoughts on this are: hooray.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is a wonderful last moment before we all die in nuclear fire.
unidentified		That's great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't think that's going to happen.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm excited.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I was assuming that we were all going to die in the wars immediately following the devastation that climate change brings upon our water supply.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no, that'll happen.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But this is way, this is way sooner.
		I just want to get it out of the way.
		The world is ending, and I'm going to die within the next 20 years.
		At least make it quick.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't think that's going to happen at all.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think this is all fairly coordinated behind the scenes, and Russia's not going to respond.
unidentified		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They posture as well in the same way that we do.
		And I think that everyone knows that none of us are ready for World War III or any kind of thermonuclear war.
		I don't think that's going to happen.
		But that's just my take on it.
		I have no idea.
		Global warming is coming and it's going to fuck us.
		But be that as it may, we're on Twitter.
		Knowledge underscore fight.
unidentified		If you want to join the Facebook group, go home and tell your mother.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We will be.
		Yeah, I'm sorry.
		Even I can't remember the entire time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Go home and tell your mother you're brilliant.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You can do that.
		We're on Facebook normally.
		The bracket will be coming soon.
		We'll be finishing up.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to go ahead and grab the bracket.
		Also, we are on iTunes.
		You can find us.
		You can subscribe.
		All that stuff.
		If you'd like to support the show, again, you can go to knowledgefight.com and click the support the show button.
		We would really appreciate it.
		But, boy, I'll tell you what.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for sharing this beautiful, beautiful moment with me.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Really?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I have enjoyed this immensely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Real tough to figure out who should be told to fuck this up.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, man.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, I'll be goddamned if it's not, well, I mean, let's face it, the number one person who should go fuck himself right now: Donald Trump.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Thanks for holding.
unidentified		Hello, Alex.
		I'm a Christian colour.
		I'm a huge fan.

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