Knowledge Fight - #149: The Press Conference

April 13, 2018 - Knowledge Fight

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#149: The Press Conference

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Dan Friesen and Jordan Holmes dissect Alex Jones’ chaotic D.C. press conference, where he mocked globalists with drunken gestures—like saluting and shouting "Move, bitch!"—while repeating debunked claims (e.g., Soros inheriting Nazi wealth or funding Antifa). Attendees like Roger Stone, Millie Weaver ("Rainbow Snatch"), and Jerome Corsi pushed fringe theories: Weaver falsely tied autism to Amish vaccine avoidance, Corsi spouted QAnon coup fantasies, and callers promoted Moon’s bizarre "Christ returned" claims. Jones’ vague "daily InfoWars posts" strategy and financial pivots (selling merch over health insurance) underscored his lack of substance, revealing a rally more about performative outrage than real solutions. The episode exposes how his propaganda mirrors authoritarian far-right and Russian disinformation tactics, all while clinging to hollow "truth" rhetoric. [Automatically generated summary]
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alex jones

infowars 10:24

dan friesen

01:09:10

jordan holmes

37:02

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jerome corsi

02:10

lee stranahan

01:37

millie weaver

02:03

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Speaker	Time	Text
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Thanks for holding.
unidentified		Hello, Alex.
		I'm a first-time caller.
		I'm a huge fan.
		I love your work.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I love you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hey, everybody.
		Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
		I'm Dan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm Jordan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We're a couple of dudes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Indeed, we are.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Dan, Dan, is there a hook to this podcast?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, there is.
		I'm sick of the bullshit.
		All right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm sick of hearing about Yui Ball.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm a little bit sick of that, too.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Blood Rain?
unidentified		Fine.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Cinematic Classic.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Fine.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Cinematic Classic.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know a lot about Blood Rain.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know anything about Blood Rain.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't know anything about Blood Rain either.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I know a lot about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't know anything about Alex Jones.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And that is the subject of the show.
		It's the fun of the show.
		Today we've got a really interesting...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Is it, though?
unidentified		I think...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think it's fun.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		People seem to enjoy it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think it's part of the fun.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know what's fun about this.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I know it's fun for me, but.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Bone mows like that, Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Look out for a couple of portmanteaus coming later.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Coming soon.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We'll see if that happens.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		To a feeder near you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So before we get going on today's show, I'd like to give a shout-out to a new donor.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What's going on out there, Rebecca?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thank you so much.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We appreciate you joining up the show.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Congratulations on being a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thank you very much, Rebecca Rose Rushmore, which is a deep cut for anybody who likes the thrilling adventure hour.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I see.
		Yeah, I see.
		If you'd like to be a policy wonk, much like Rebecca, you can do so by going to our website, knowledgefight.com, and clicking the button that says support the show.
		We'd really appreciate it.
		Because, you know, we would.
unidentified		I don't know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		This is why we're where we are.
		We're the worst at sales pitches.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I got nothing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I got no sales skills.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We really appreciate because Dan couldn't survive without it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Let's just put it that way.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And we're probably maybe $100, $150 a month away from, like, legitimate comfort or survival level.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We can't do that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		So that's where we're at.
		And if you haven't donated the show and you enjoy it and you'd like to, we can get there.
		We can get there.
		It's within reach without having to sell out.
		We can't sell out anymore.
		No one's asking us to sell out.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, not at all.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, before we spin further down this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, Coca-Cola doesn't really want to jump on the Jordan's a big fan of white genocide boat.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
		Dan's obsessed with a creepy asshole, and Jordan wants to kill white people.
		So, Jordan, today we are brought to you by Squarespace, I guess.
		I imagine Talkspace doesn't want to sponsor us, seeing as we're inside.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Talkspace wants to have us join them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We need to be clients.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Yeah, the only reason we would be sponsored.
		We would accept Talkspace as a sponsor, but only if they just gave us free share.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's got to be a piece of it.
		You've got to get a little bit of taste.
		Like, if you work at McDonald's, you get a free lunch.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Is that all you get?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And the way, Jordan, today we are going to be going over the thing which everyone probably guesses that we would be going over, and that is Tuesday.
		Alex Jones did his landmark press conference from Washington, D.C.
		He went down to the swamp to confront these globalists.
		Got to do it.
		Spoiler alert, the press conference itself was a disaster, and not a good disaster, like not a fun, entertaining disaster.
		It was just the way I tweeted this out, and I stand by it.
		The press conference was the equivalent of a comic who can't get on Comedy Central, can't get booked, so they book out a small theater and make their own special.
		It's basically like, no one wants you.
		No one wants you, but you'll make it look like they do.
		So he rents out a room in the National Press Club and then just does his normal bits.
		So he does like, YouTube should let me stay on it.
unidentified		Two firemen are bot fucking in a smoke-filled room.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		More or less.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		More or less.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And so we have a couple clips of that, and then something that is way more important.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Also, rest in peace, John Fox.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		To the cross here.
		So we got a couple clips of the actual press conference that no one's talking about that I think are important.
		Because if you want coverage of the rest of the press conference, go watch it.
unidentified		Yeah, go ahead.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Go listen to any of our episodes.
		You'll hear him saying the same shit.
		Or go look at Right Wing Watch.
		They covered the standard stuff.
		I'm not shitting on them, but they covered the stuff that you wouldn't pick up on necessarily unless you knew too much, which I do.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There you go.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So here's the first thing, and this is sort of an out-of-context drop, but I think this is the most offensive thing that he says in the entire press conference.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		That's the total control.
		Google is gone.
		It's a worthless search engine now.
		It's crazy.
		You go to Bing and others.
		It's Microsoft.
		They're still fair.
		They show a mix of things.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Fuck you.
		Telling us to bing it.
		Don't tell us to use Bing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What's Bing's market share at this point, Dan?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Almost nothing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Do they have like two guys working on it?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I use all the stuff.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Microsoft definitely has to know.
		We're never going to compete on that front.
		We might as well just have it in case Google's office gets exploded by a meteor.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		In case.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Let's stay around on the off chance.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's not a bad idea.
		The other thing, I'm seeing this in the chat, and this is like the big story that you see on the headlines about his press conference.
		He went over and groped the American flag.
		And that is because someone asked him about his connections to Russia, and then he started screaming about how he's Americana and he sees a flag and he goes over and starts kissing it.
unidentified		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But it was deflectionary.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Now, according to the uniform code, I believe that is a violation, right?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like, isn't that something that technically is prosecutable?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's grosser than him letting it touch the ground.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's for sure.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, kneeling during the national anthem is, of course, the worst thing that anybody can do, and they should never be given a job.
		Sure.
		But essentially, fucking a flag.
		That's totally fine.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Totally fine.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't have any feelings on it whatsoever, except for that the guy was trying to ask a very legitimate question that is like, Alex, you have been appearing on Russian television.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You keep reposting without permission stories from RT.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		All of your narratives seem to be Putin approved and Putin apologetic narratives.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Roger Stone.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Or Putin supportive narratives.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Roger Stone.
		Your story doesn't really make sense.
		Lee Stranahan, this other guy who's there, you literally work for Sputnik.
		You have to understand why people are asking questions about this.
		And then Alex starts screaming.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And we also tested a novelty, one of those novelty tiny flags, and you bill Clinton all over it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's all I'm saying.
unidentified		Oh, boy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Dry cleaners can't take care of that flag.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So I have a theory.
		I have a theory.
		And I think that the press conference that he did was mostly sort of a desperation move because he doesn't say anything he doesn't say normally.
		He just wanted to make a big splash out of it.
		But I think that he might be trying to bait Soros into suing him.
		I think that might have been one of the lead objectives of him going to do this press conference.
		And in this clip, he's just had Leanne McAdoo come up and talk for a little while.
		And she does this, like, I'm afraid of publication.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Is she the opening comic?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, Jack Pisobic was the opening comic.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He was the opener?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's a murderer's row of losers on this show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I thought it would just be Alex.
unidentified		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Did he have somebody else do in the fourth hour?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What's going on here?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This press conference was Jack Pesobic.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Was Leanne McAdoo, Millie Weaver, Jerome Coursey.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Race Bo Snatch was in the press room?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He was.
unidentified		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You had Jerome Coursey.
		You had Lee Stranahan.
		You had Mike Shanahan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Why not?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Mike Shanahan.
unidentified		Throw them all in.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The old Cardinals announcer.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He was drunk.
		Everyone was drunk.
		Spoiler alert.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Shannon Elizabeth.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So he has Lee.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Is that a person?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I think she was a movie star, right?
		Oh, okay.
		So you have Leanne McAdoo up there, and I don't know if she's actually afraid of public speaking or anything like that.
		None of her behavior on the show or her live reports where she goes out and talks to people on the street would indicate that she has a fear of public speaking.
		But she really hams it up of like, I'm afraid of addressing crowds, but I'm here.
		And I think there's a little bit of it that's trying to make a feeble victim out of her that Alex can then wear as a crop.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And then if anybody attacks her, it turns into like, how could you dare attack this beautiful young woman?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Which is exactly where this clip starts.
unidentified		Great.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Sweet Leanne McAdoo.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I mean, look at this.
unidentified		Come here.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Look at this.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Seriously.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no, I'm like, come back here.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Because Soros is fighting that whole board, that whole deal.
		What do you want to say to the Nazi collaborator?
		I mean, he's targeting you already.
		You want to say something to him?
unidentified		It's frightening, and this is really scary, the precedent that's being set here, or at least attempting to be set.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Also, really, really sorry about this.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The sound is terrible, and it's because none of them have mic technique.
unidentified		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So there's going to be.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You got to eat the mic.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's going to be some stuff that's a little bit lower than you want it to be.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You're just going to have to deal with it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		Jeez.
		You don't have to get so aggressive at me.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm apologizing.
unidentified		You have to look into the camera and go.
		And that's what I'm guilty of?
		I mean, that's crazy.
		That is a bizarre sentiment.
		And I think.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		But if you tell George Soros that he was a war hero and was secretly Captain America and that he killed Hitler, tell him you killed Hitler and he'll stop suing you.
unidentified		Well, he's literally on video talking about how happy he was for his past, his childhood.
unidentified		But the mainstream press says that you are a liar for saying that about him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because he's lying about it.
unidentified		They will literally have videos of George Soros saying how happy he was.
		Captain America.
		But that's a lie versus actually not having video of Alex Jones saying things and they just kind of make it all up.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
unidentified		There is the real fake news.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Great job, Linger.
		There you go.
		Talking about Soros.
		Seriously.
		So I want to say this.
		I apologize to George Soros.
		He actually went in on the D-Day invasion in Normandy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you're being sorry.
unidentified		He killed 5,000 Roxanne and severed Hitler's head.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm telling you, he is a superhero, not a super villain.
		We've got to figure out one of the James Bond movie villains after him.
		Actually, they admitted two James Bond villains ago was actually based on Soros in its quantum group, but that's okay.
		I want to kneel to Soros and say, your lordship, you are a hero that killed Hitler.
unidentified		There.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		They probably put that out.
		Anderson Cooper.
		Jones admits tonight that it was actually George Soros.
		And here's hidden film footage the OSS had from World War II as he fights 400 SS officers who had actually turned into werewolves and then severs the head of Adolf Hitler.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Great movie.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Truth.
		Soros kill Hitler.
		So, hail Soros.
		Now let's get serious.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		All right, let's.
		This is him doing a press conference.
		Like, there's no part of this that is, like, you would expect professionalism.
		And to be fair, he does have his lawyer speak for a little while, and he is sort of professional.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But you would expect, like, as Alex Jones' lawyer, none of this is admissible, and I do not want anyone to know what has happened here.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Don't snitch.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I have advised my client not to do this, not to be doing this, and eventually I will advise him not to have done this, which is not possible.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The Lord knows the media is not covering this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Of course not.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think I can.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If Alex says the media will cover this, they're not going to because it's clearly stupid.
		The media is going to cover the horribly offensive bullshit that you say.
		Because it's horribly offensive and it's bullshit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And even that, not really, because most of the articles are about him groping the flag and shit like that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		As soon as you fuck a flag, you get what you get.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But it's reasonably innocuous compared to what we're going to be talking about after we discuss the press conference pieces that we have because it's way more important and no one that I've seen has been talking about this, which is really what everyone should be talking about.
		But before we get to that, we get an appearance from Roger Stone.
		Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Wait, what?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Roger Stone should have left the country by now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's there.
unidentified		Does he not hear the fucking bells are ringing?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's standing up and fighting.
		He's going to be the Tijuana now.
		Don't be a fucking idiot.
		He's got a deal already.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You think so?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's the sleaziest player in the game.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Come on.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's the Ric Flair of InfoWars.
		He's the dirty, cheating asshole.
		Like, he's a political, dirty dude.
		So, like, of course, he's like, I know what I did.
		I know what they can find out I did.
		I'm going to go ahead and get a little bit of protection.
		And that's why that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's acting like he hasn't gotten that deal.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Or at least some of the interviews where he's like, nah, I was bullshitting about talking to Goosefer 2.0 and all that shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I think that's trying to maintain alt-right credibility.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, you got to get that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But then also, I think it's what we talk about all the time, him living his best life.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because he kind of also, I think, wants to fuck with people.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Again, that fits perfectly with what we know about the fact that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because otherwise, you're right.
		He should be out of the country.
		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But he's not.
		He's in Washington, D.C. for this fucking stupid press conference.
		And one thing that I think is really awesome is that Alex is so distracted that he doesn't realize that he brings up Roger Stone twice.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He brings up Roger Stone.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He sends him away, brings him back up.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, after like two other speakers or so, he brings him back.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hey, Roger's got some.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Roger's got to do another 15 minutes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Let me tell you something about this guy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And speaking of which, he gets up there and he does a bit.
unidentified		I am such an aficionado of Nixon that, yes, it's true.
		I have a tattoo on my back about the size of a grapefruit, which is a daily reminder that in life, when things don't go your way, when you get knocked down, when you don't succeed, when you lose, well, you resign to get back up.
		It's a story of resilience.
		It's a story of persistence.
		It's an American story.
		It also makes me the only person you know with a dick on the front and the back.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Boom!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You heard a couple laughs.
		You heard a couple laughs.
		One of them, Alex, really loud.
unidentified		Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's like the guy who's like the friend who's there along at the show, laughing overly.
		Good bit, Roger.
		Good bit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hey, you got him.
unidentified		You got him with that bit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You still got it, Stone.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like, go into a Pablo Francisco show.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And that fucking joke is like, that's his standard joke.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He makes that a lot.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, of course.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But that's his.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's his Reagan joke.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Reagan made the same joke like a million times in his eight years.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		That's his one.
		And also, that is his moment.
		Like, we were talking about this on the Andrew Breitbart episode about Larry Sinclair, the guy who claimed to have blown Obama in the back of a limo after doing crack cocaine with him.
unidentified		Right.
unidentified		Right, right, right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That guy also rented out the press club and gave a press conference that went way off the rails.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay, today?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no, no.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Because that would be funny.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, back when he was making the accusations.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, wait or whatever.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What a good year.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, his lawyer, if you'll recall, was wearing a kilt.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And someone asked him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Did you not know that?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Someone asked him, why are you wearing a kilt?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So I can blow him on short notice.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, his lawyer, who had been disbarred previous to this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Of course.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But his lawyer explained that pants were fine for some people who don't have large dicks in the press club during a press conference.
unidentified		Now, I'm kind of a fan of that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's ridiculous.
		But at the same time, that's Rogers' moment like that.
		That's when you know your press conference sucks, is when someone starts dick talk in the middle of it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's like it's almost almost like a comedy magician where it's like we're going to throw all these sleight-of-hand techniques at you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But if we toss a dick joke in every now and again, you're going to forget that I'm shitty at both.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
		You'll be surprised, though.
		And I will say ta-da.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, exactly.
		To dick.
		There we go.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So this next clip is a question from someone in the audience.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'll give myself negative one for you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I agree with that.
		This next clip is someone in the audience asking a question.
		And I don't think you'll understand what he's talking about.
		I don't think most people did.
		But I do, because I'm crazy.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Please come to mind.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Tell folks what you're talking about.
unidentified		Ole Damagard is an internationally recognized author and historian.
		He's an expert on political assassinations.
		And he appeared on my show, Crowdsource the Truth, on YouTube.
		And he presented a document.
		He presented a document that was given to him by a contact of his within the Department of Homeland Security that indicated that a permit was applied for for the March for Our Lives prior to the shooting.
		And he said, this is a smoking gun that indicates that something happened there that differs from what we've been told.
		The video received an anonymous strike from people who think they've got First Amendment rights as anonymous avatars on the internet.
		We don't even know if that's a person.
		That could be an artificial intelligence entity.
		That could be someone operating out of a country that is not protected by the Constitution of the United States.
		And it denies all of them not the United States to face my accuser and know what I'm being accused of.
		Thank you for letting me speak, Alex.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Well, I filled with that gentleman's fame.
		Oh, look, that is powerful information.
		Go ahead, man.
		You had something.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So that's powerful information.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex knows that name.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It was more of a plug, really.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it was kind of a plug.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I, too, know that name, Ole Damagard.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I just heard Dan Magard.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Ole Damagard.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know how I know that name?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Because he holds the Axe of Damascus.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's a frequent guest on Project Camelot.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I love it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Love it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's Carrie Cassidy's go-to false flag guy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I love that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I love it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Which is one of the reasons we haven't listened to episodes that have him on it on Project Camelot because they are not fun.
		They're this false flag bullshit.
		Yeah.
		But they are as crazy and as stupid as her Mark Richards episodes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right, certainly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Just depressing and dumb.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Just not fun and more like, oh, you're making up all this shit.
		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
		You have sources who tell you all this nonsense.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's got a source in Homeland Security.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So what I want to say is, first of all, this is all bullshit.
		But second, it's crazy to me that this is a really interesting illustration of just how close Project Camelot World and Alex Jones' World really are.
		They are not that far apart.
		You have a guy who is interviewing Ole Damagard on his YouTube channel.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Say that name 30 more times.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Ole Damagard.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Where do these people fucking come from?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think he's from Europe somewhere.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, well, then he's not protected by the United States Constitution.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He might be from Denmark.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm not entirely sure.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's not even a real place.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He goes on all kinds of YouTube conspiracy shows that are just like weird people with a webcam.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Do you mean essentially us, but stupid people?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We don't put things out on YouTube all that often.
unidentified		That's true.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think our webcams are better than most of the people I've seen.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's a fair point.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They mostly use the built-in cams.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Ooh, that's not a good idea.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, like, I don't know, man.
		I don't.
		I don't know what further point I have on this other than it's fascinating to me to see that name come up.
		And, like, I feel like any press that's covering this should be like, oh, my God, this guy.
unidentified		Look at this.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Look at this connection.
		But no one does.
		No one cares.
		Right.
		I'm the only person who's excited.
		I almost did a fucking spit take of water when I was watching this.
		Like, Ole Damagard?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Really?
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's bananas.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, I just don't expect to see these worlds intersect like that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I know, but I mean, there's no way anybody in the actual press would be like, oh, well, Ole Damagard, of course, is the.
		Because what?
		Because what?
		What?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's because Alex, the only reason I'm interested is because Alex called it powerful information.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Also, who's Crowdsource The Truth is what this guy is from?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is a YouTube show.
unidentified		Where?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Why?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, because Alex got to control who got in.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Gotcha.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And he did not let in a lot of.
		You know what?
		Here's my theory.
		No one asked.
		Because there is a guy from Right World Watch there.
		Okay.
		And he got in.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And he was super excited.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then the other people who were there are people like Mothers for Trump and Trump Talk, a podcast called Trump Talk.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, by the way, I went.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Those are also mothers for drunk driving.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I went to the Mothers for Trump website, and they have like an issues button you can press, and it links to Donald Trump, DonaldJ Trump.com, his positions page.
		And it's interesting that if you click that link, it says 404 page not found.
		So that's inspiring.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Mothers for Trump obviously don't really know how to use the web.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Let's be honest about that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They got a nice country jam that plays automatically if you go to their website too.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Really?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's very disappointing.
unidentified		Really?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		So, Jordan, this is the end of what I want to talk about in terms of the press conference because the rest of it, it's just nothing.
		And they redo it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Wait, what?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex did his show, and he's sort of just, it's not a very interesting show, but immediately after the show, he did a free-for-all question and answer thing at the Mayweather Hotel.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They rented out the ballroom.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I was about to, I thought you were about to say the Marriott, and I was like, that sounds right for where he's staying.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They basically just redid the press conference where they just had the exact same crew of people, minus Leanne McAdoo, come up and give slightly different speeches.
		And it's important to notice what the differences are.
		They know that at this place, not many watchful eyes, they're in front of a friendly audience.
		And so it turns into a lower their guard a little hand.
		It turns into a white nationalist Nazi rally.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I totally saw that coming.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, of course.
		But no one's talking about this.
		Alex Jones had this big Q ⁇ A session, which is available on his fucking YouTube channel.
		And if you go and listen to it, there is consistent, really troubling things that are being said by people.
		A couple of them even prefacing them by saying, earlier we were in front of the press, but now I know we're all friends.
		Which is not great.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's not a thing you want to hear any white person say ever.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There's never been a situation where I've heard, like after a show, if some dude is like, hey, let me tell you something, that automatically means you're about to hear a racist joke.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hey, bro, you're cool.
		Yeah.
		Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You're white.
		We're on the same team.
		You want to hear me say the N-word a few times?
		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm getting, I'm making a little bit of a harsh declaration up top, and I hope it will be borne out by the clips that we listen to.
		So, suspend belief in me until we get through this.
		Sure.
		I stand by what I'm saying.
		But before we get to that, here's three minutes of before the press conference, where Alex Jones, I think, thinks Jordan Clepper is trying to get into the question and answer session.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It hasn't started yet, and Alex is clearly drunk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Wait, so he thinks that outside Jordan Clepper is just like fighting to get in them doors.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's talking to a guy that is not on camera that might be Jordan Clepper, but I don't know that it is.
unidentified		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He wants everyone to think that it is.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I'm willing to believe that it is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I doubt it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But I have no proof.
		I can't say one way or another.
		But this is Alex very clearly drunk talking to someone who he does not want in on this question and answer.
unidentified		Here you go outside and sit with Dr. Good and eat your cheese.
		You can damn your brain towards a little while.
		We'll let Jeff will choose the rat, the condescending, you know, comic hosts those same journalists.
		We will allow the telecom creator to enter a show of the hot water heat, hot air, you are a childhood actor.
		You'll see the animatronic rat alive in my face here.
		Chucky Cheese the Rat.
		Chucky Cheese the Rats.
		Chucky Cheese the Rat.
		Chucky Cheese the Rat.
		I have Chucky Cheese the Rat.
		Joe.
		Chucky Cheese the Rat.
		Chucky Cheese.
		Yes.
		He has the Chuck E. Cheese the Rat.
		I beg you, sir.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Time to go.
unidentified		Chucky Cheese the Rat.
		Please go back down to your nest.
		Chucky Cheese the Rat.
		I said, no way to be a good boy, and he can come.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Chucky Cheese the Rat.
unidentified		Wait, that's me at the hotel.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		We're doing all the old things next day.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Chucky Cheese the Rat.
unidentified		You know, cheese.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		He wants it.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So we just ask you to protect our first amendment.
unidentified		We'll allow you now.
		And the short block gets her clocking.
		We're done.
		And we've got to sneak back in.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Chucky Cheese the Rat.
unidentified		Bye-bye, Chucky Cheese Rat.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's not a good chance.
unidentified		Time to go.
		Bye, Chucky Cheese.
		Bye-bye, Rattles.
		Bye-bye, Rat.
		I hear that you had it there, said you work in the clouds of organization.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Try to find the rats.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm not Chucky Cheese the Rat.
unidentified		Chucky Cheese the Rat.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Just like Antipode.
unidentified		We crashed a lot of that Chucky Cheese.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
unidentified		We need rat control to do that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's called pest control.
unidentified		First Amendment, you're right.
		You're in a private hotel, Chucky Cheese.
		Chucky Cheese.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Chuck E. Cheese, you're in our office.
unidentified		You're in our rerun of this.
unidentified		And we're here to find out nice for like you just.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		No, no, that's different.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This goes on for like another four minutes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Of course.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's just him yelling Chuck E. Cheese the Rat over and over again.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It was fun at first.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It was.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The chanting part, that was great.
		That's a solid move.
		And then, of course, Alex does his traditional drunk thing, which is to murder a dead horse as much as you possibly can.
		Like he got one little positive reinforcement, and he's like, this is going to last forever.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He tries to get the chant going again.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It kind of worked the first time, but then it does not work the second time.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And then he changes the chant mid-chant, which is a bad idea.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, and so you might be asking why the fuck did he keep screaming Chuck E. Cheese the Rat?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's kind of a weird thing to yell.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Now, I didn't make out a lot of that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It was mostly him saying Chuck E. Cheese the Rat.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, I mean, early on, I heard him say brain force.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he said take your brain force.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He was just doing a plug.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Just doing a plug.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		At a fucking hotel ballroom to nobody, he's doing a little plug.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		A couple of these people do plugs.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's interesting.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So now he's a teleprompter reader.
		He's accusing Jordan Klepper of being a teleprompter reader.
		That's what I heard.
unidentified		Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because that's what he always does.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And then later on, what is ostensibly Jordan Klepper says, I am allowed to accuse anybody of anything I want.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I have free speech or whatever.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But that doesn't sound like Jordan.
unidentified		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's a very bad thing to say.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, no, I mean the voice doesn't sound like him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that didn't sound like his voice.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think the content is more like, that's bad.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Isn't he supposed to be...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's supposed to be a prank.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's a comedian.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Isn't he supposed to come up with better shit than that?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he absolutely would have.
		And he would have sent Tim Baltz or something like that.
		He would have sent one of these other people who Alex doesn't know who they are.
unidentified		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So anyway, that isn't me.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Chuck E. Cheese the Rat is very confusing because I don't understand what that means.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I heard he said radioactive rat or something, and then he went to Chuck E. Cheese.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't think he did.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He might have.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Chuck E. Cheese.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's a mutated rat.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's a Ten Ninja Turtle situation.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yep, yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sounds right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Finally, about five or six minutes into this video that he posted, finally, Rob Dew is like, do you want a mic?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then this is what happens.
unidentified		Alex, if you want a mic.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Oh, let's get run into Rumble.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's illegal.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's copyright.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Michael Buffer is going to sue you.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		We found a Comedy Central.
		Comedy Central rat in here.
		Don't worry, we dealt with it.
		I just turned my mic down.
		That's good.
		I'm too loud.
unidentified		Tad.
unidentified		All right.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		All right, everybody.
		We'll get Roger Stone up here in a little while.
		Everybody, let's chill out.
		Let Roger sit down.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I want to, just before we get to this, I want just the premise to be clear.
		He announced this as a two-hour question and answer session.
		And it is not that in any way.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Does he get to the calls?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's no calls.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There's no calls?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No calls.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So then it's a great situation.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I would guess the turnout is something to the tune of 50 in this ballroom.
		It's respectable, but based on his pretenses about his audience, you would think the room would be overswelling.
		It's not.
		You would hope.
		It's very modest in turnout.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't judge.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And, like I said, he just redoes the press conference.
		He just has all the same people come and give speeches, and then at the end, gets to some questions.
		And it's unfortunate that he does, because one of these questions that gets asked is one of the most crazy things I've ever heard on InfoWars, which is a big, big pronouncement.
		It will blow your mind.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It will absolutely blow your mind.
		Okay.
		But we have to go through a little bit of bullshit to get there.
		It'll be fun bullshit.
		Anyway, here's Chuck E. Cheese the Rat.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		We had, what's that guy's name from the failed Comedy Central?
		What's that guy's name?
		Kobe.
		What is it, Kobe?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's thinking of Colbert.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Kobe Chuck E. Cheese the Rat bastard.
		So what they want to do is talk to us and make us look like idiots and then edit it all out of context and tell a bunch of lies about us.
		So all they get from me is Chuck E. Cheese the Rat, which will be his new meme.
		It will be what he's known as 50 years from now when he goes on to Valhalla.
		I don't understand me.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Just like Trump, you know, Lion Ted Cruz or crooked Hillary.
		Here's the thing.
		For a moniker, for a nickname, to stick it.
		It's got to actually be.
		Is he going to die in battle?
		And let me tell you something.
		Who doesn't think Comedy Central and all those anti-American pseudo-intellectual scumbags don't look and act like a bunch of goddamn globalist rats?
		What do you think?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What is a big, that was not a big cheer.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What does a globalist rat look like?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Splinter?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Jews.
unidentified		Oh.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So let's give them a clip when they try to cut all this together on Comedy Central.
		Chuck E. Cheese the rat, go home.
		Crawl back in your hole, Chuck E. Cheese, the rat bastard.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, I'm sorry.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That was great.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The reason that I brought some solid work right there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The reason that I paused where I did and said that is if globalism is what you're against and it's a philosophy of trying to undermine nationalism and national sovereignty in order to sell out to multinational corporations and what have you, and that's what you're really mad about, that doesn't have a physical component to it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If you're talking about why do these people look like globalists, generally speaking, that means that you are talking about something that is something about their appearance.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It could just be that they wax their mustaches.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it could be.
		All right.
		Fine.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We'll give him some.
unidentified		Is he really, does he think that the globalists look like hipsters?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Is that what he's thinking?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, it could be.
		It could be.
		I don't know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, it's not.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's definitely anybody who looks not as white as Alex.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		So in this next clip, I'm going to skip over it, I think, because it's not that great.
		He minimizes Cambridge Analytica and just sort of rambles about how, like, all they're doing is taking information.
		So what?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, boy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Remember when you railed against the Patriot Act?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's like, all they're doing is scraping accounts for data.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's not data mining.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Isn't that what mining is?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		A little bit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Isn't the mining just scraping the ground for shit?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And he's not taking into account what the actual thing they did was, where they encroached on other people's accounts through accounts that they had gained access to.
unidentified		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Or blackmailed and honeypotted the shit out of a bunch of people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's a whole other thing.
		That's another wing of their operations.
		But in terms of the data collection stuff, a lot of it was gaining access to person A's account.
		And then by accessing that, they were able to get information from a bunch of all of their friends' accounts.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Now, B, that isn't.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's why 2 billion accounts information were stolen when they only had, or when Facebook said at the beginning, it was like, it was only a few hundred thousand or million or whatever.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And he also tries to bring in an idea that people think that it was identity theft and all it is is taking information.
		No one thinks it's identity theft.
		That was never a claim that people are making.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So anyway, he runs out of steps.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But at the same time, that's the whole thing that Snowden pointed out is that so much metadata can be used to influence a ton of shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's disgusting how much data we actually put out there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And it's weird what you can learn from things that you don't think actually says all that much about.
unidentified		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, not just that, but I mean, you get just a bare amount of information from somebody, and you know how terrible people are at remembering passwords or like those.
		Or like the question, oh, I forgot my password.
		What's your mother's maiden name?
		You can go in and you can find that shit.
		It's easier to do than anybody wants to imagine.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So anyway, Alex runs out of steam really quick on this and then he just brings up Roger Stone.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's why my mother's maiden name is Papadopoulos.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Ooh, that's the same guy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's tough to spell.
		Yep.
		So he brings up Roger Stone and Rogers is sort of like, free speech.
unidentified		Woo.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He goes very uninspired a little bit.
		He does a bad bit.
		Doesn't redo the bad.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's not a lot of bad bits so far.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He doesn't redo the dick on the front and the back bit on this, but then he gets off.
		He's generous with his time.
		He only does a type five or so.
		And then Alex comes back up, and then he says this that's super fucking weird.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Trump is crushing communist China, crushing Russia, crushing the EU, crushing the corrupt Vatican, crushing radical Islam.
		And the media and this whole swamp here in D.C. Give two examples out that sat there and said that he was sold out to foreign interests.
		That's because they're globalist.
		That means they take over your country and they sell out your resources.
		Quite frankly, Trump is so nationalistic, so America-first, that it's going to join the TPP and go to the other side of the equation.
		The claims that he is trying to screw the country over are 1,000% pure, absolute crap.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You'll notice, first of all, no applause after that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think most people in the audience are staring at him like, you know, the Trump guy is yelling at us.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We support this is just like when he did Stand-Up.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is just like whenever the same thing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, because I think back when he did Stand-Up, he saw Stanhope do it, and he was like, I could do this.
unidentified		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And so he tried.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And this is his attempt to do a Trump-style rally.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And it is not.
		Like, people aren't like, woo!
		There's a couple people every now and again that'll applaud certain things and what have you, but like, it's not a raucous affair.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And even they probably are like, it's not 1,000%.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		At most, he's like 40%.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The more important thing, too, though, is that in that clip, he's saying that he's now concerned that Trump is going too far in the other direction.
unidentified		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Which, what is that, Alex?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What is that?
unidentified		Too far with nationalism?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I can't think of anybody who's ever gone too far with nationalism.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What happens when people go too far with nationalism?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I can't think of any example of anyone going too far with nationalism.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Dan, name 18 different examples of somebody going too far with nationalism.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I would say most of the bad things internationally that have ever happened have been the result of someone going too far with nationalism.
		Jesus.
		So he even says that, but he doesn't really expound on it.
		It's just sort of a tossaway thing because I think, again, I think he's drunk.
		But anyway.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And everybody knows it, and everybody can see it.
		And he's trying everything he can to boost wages, bring jobs back to the inner city on record.
		And that's why the elites that thought they had this country are going completely crazy.
		And it's why they have sued me 13 times in the last year.
		And most of those lawsuits, there's only a few in the first year.
		Most of those, seven or eight of those last three months.
		And it's Georgetown Law funded by George Soros.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, it's not.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Soros Town Law.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, it's not.
		It's a guy named Brendan Gilmore.
		Now, just because he's getting help from the Georgetown law school, civil rights.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Every time he feels like he has to specifically point out inner cities, all he's really saying is, why don't black people support him?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Blacks, get on board.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, come on, black people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's what actually surprises me that he didn't have diamond and silk at his event.
		Like, why not?
		You're going all out for this.
		You've got a bunch of other Trump weirdos.
		Why are all of your people still white?
		You know what I mean?
		Like, why is it like you're trying to do this thing?
		There's optics involved.
		Why don't you at least get some of the creeps of the diverse creeps?
		They're all creeps on his team, but at least there are a couple who, like, you would add diversity.
		You would shield yourself from the attack of like, huh, Millie Weaver, Rob Dew, Alex Jones, Roger Stone, Jerome Corsi, Lee Stranahan, Lucian Wintrick, all whites.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Lucian Wintrick is the whitest name I have ever heard.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He doesn't deserve to be spoken about on this show.
		I don't know.
		It's weird.
		Anyway.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You could have at least gotten Jakari Jackson to run down the aisle and hit him with a chair.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I never told you about this.
unidentified		What?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I bought Jakari Jackson's comic book while you were out of town.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's fine.
unidentified		Oh.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's not about Alex at all.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I would have loved to discover that he is a tremendous talent.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's very cute.
unidentified		Oh.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's about a young child who doesn't apply himself well because he's too busy daydreaming.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Of white nationalism?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Nope.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The description.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's too busy daydreaming of a segregated society.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The description that we read of it led us to believe that possibly this was about some sort of projection about Alex.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's absolutely not.
		It's just very cute.
		Anyway, this next clip isn't very cute.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		It is all of it.
		You know, earlier today, I had right-wing watch fun about people of the American Way whose main donor is George Soros.
		That's in the federal filings.
		And they got played dumb and said, I don't want to discuss that.
		I want to get into it.
		Then the other guy from a Soros connected group.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Real quick, let's take a step back and consider all of the people that he has on the show who have connections to Koch brothers-related think tanks.
		Or he still talks to Moncton, Lord Monckton, who works for a think tank that's funded by ExxonMobil.
		Right.
		So, like, this is all nonsense.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Looked at me and said, oh, I don't know anything about Soros.
		I don't want to discuss that.
		But you say Soros overthrew countries.
		Didn't know I could rattle off seven of them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		All former United States.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I mean, they think they're a pseudo-intellectual, fake leftist audience that buys whatever they say and thinks that we're just buying into all this pseudo-intellectual stuff.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		We're not doing that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Burp.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		We've done our homework.
		We know what we're talking about.
		And that's why they're crapping their britches.
		And see, I'm not a leftist sneak attack artist.
		I sit here and tell him what I've got in my guns politically before I invite him up to the microphone.
		He went well later.
		I will pull it up for you, show you the federal filings of George Soros funding you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I bet he does.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He doesn't.
		He also says that Chuck E. Cheese the Rat, who ostensibly is Jordan Clapper, can come on Mike.
		He doesn't allow that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Is Chuck E. Cheese a rat?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I feel like he's a mouse, right?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think so.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's a thin line.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		That man right there is funded by George Soros, the oldest living top Nazi collaborator in the world, who sworn to destroy nation sovereignty, sworn to bring in incredible tyranny, and he is financing the lawsuit against us through Georgetown law that they filed, which attempts to overturn the First Amendment.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		First of all, there's literally zero chance that a civil lawsuit could overturn an amendment to the Constitution.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Pretty sure it could.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's completely absurd, cockamanda.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It happens all the time.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		A lot of civil court rulings wind up overturning amendments.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Secondly, even, dude, if you allow for what Alex believes about George Soros to be true, if you allow that, which it's not, but if you believe that he helped round up Jews as a 15-year-old, that's still not a top-level Nazi collaborator.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That is ridiculous.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		A lot of 15-year-olds were in Hitler's inner circle.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Everybody knows that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, absolutely.
unidentified		He stopped Operation Valkyrie.
unidentified		He killed Tom Cruise when he was 12.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's ridiculous nonsense.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The thing that I always glom onto is how much he absolutely despises leftists.
unidentified		They're liberal.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And then at the same time, he is super mad at fake leftists.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And I don't understand how that could possibly work.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What do you mean by that?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, like earlier, he just said he's like, all these people, the fake leftists who are financing all of this shit, is like, well, why not just call them regular leftists if you hate leftists so much?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Why are you concerned with the purity of their leftists?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't understand.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm not saying you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm saying.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, I know.
		That's what's confusing to me.
		Like, he calls himself a classical liberal, which makes no sense.
		No.
		And then he hates regular liberals, which makes no sense either.
		And then he hates leftists, but he also hates fake leftists.
		And what is he was just angry?
		What other than white nationalism does he love?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's just angry, dude.
		That's it.
		He's probably angry at some white people, too, but he just sucks it up, keeps a stiff upper lip.
		The other thing that I think is really fucked up in that clip is: I mean, I know it's a small crowd, but at the same time, you still have a guy who's yelling at the podium, this guy works for a Nazi collaborator.
		Furthermore, really fucked up.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Furthermore, 94-year-old Oscar Groening, escaped Nazi collaborator.
		Oh, Nazi collaborator.
		Simon Wiesenthal, escaped Nazi collaborator.
		Rosmussen, escaped Nazi collaborator.
		All of these people are older than George Soros, and they did the murders.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they were much more of collaborators.
		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
		So I know that I already said this, but it bears repeating.
		He's pointing out someone in the crowd who is a journalist and is being like, this guy works for a Nazi.
		This guy works for George Soros.
		And in a much larger audience with a more charismatic person at the helm than I've been doing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Do you mean like when Trump did the exact same thing?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
		You could turn that into something very dangerous.
		That mentality of pointing out this guy, that's very close to this guy is part of the Udent press.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know, like, it's very close to that.
		I feel very incredibly uncomfortable about that.
		Just because George Soros has donated to a foundation that may donate to Right Wing Watch or one of these organizations that Adams fucking hates.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You know, on a certain level, I do still despise that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like, in the way that you just described, you know, like, oh, well, he can't be mad at George Soros for donating to all of these things whenever he is beholden to Koch brothers and all of those things.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's that hypocrisy thing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't appreciate that it's become a proxy war for billionaires.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, I don't like that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That frustrates and infuriates me as well.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't like that either.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And because the topic has come up and maybe there are new people listening who don't know our stance, we're not fucking super into Soros either.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We just like the reality that he is not a Nazi collaborator.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's like a beneficent king.
		Like, I get the first part is technically good.
		It's the second part that really bothers me.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like, a philanthropist billionaire is still a billionaire.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's tough to tell.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't care how much money Bill Gates gives.
		His money should all be seized and he should be beheaded.
		Like, I'm not a fan of that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Why are you going to say right to that?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Disagree with beheading people.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I believe I get a plus one for tricking you into saying right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You're back to zero.
		All right.
		And everyone in the chat room is going to drink because you advocated for murder.
		So, also, one of the big things that he was saying about that last clip is: all the people on the left are stupid, and all of you are stupid.
		You don't know about it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Even the people on the fake left.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
		You don't know about all this stuff.
		I know stuff.
		In this next clip, Alex Jones talks about John Hancock, and we'll see just how smart Alex is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's got a lot of John Hancock information.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, let's see how smart he is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm the only guy with a John Hancock in front and giant dick in back.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's a better bit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I took it.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		My wife, my parents, my family asked, why are you so happy?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And I said, Negative one for days.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		John Hancock.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Once he decided that the Declaration of Independence, July 4th, 1776, why we have July 4th, to sign his name on that thing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Real quick, I'll start.
		I'll just actually go through it every time he lies.
		John Hancock did not sign the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.
		No one did.
		It was signed on August 2nd, 1776.
		On July 4th, the Continental Congress met and voted on the Declaration.
		So Alex is already wrong on one point.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Off to a great start.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		He knew it was either victory or death.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		It was either victory against them or his family on slave ships out.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said that.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		A lot of the founders lost their families.
		They lost their lives.
		They lost everything.
		And so when John Hancock signed his name bigger and bolder in a letter to the King of England.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So John Hancock signed first.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Or it was Nathan, what's his face?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The Swamp Fox.
		John Hancock signed first because he was the president at the time of the Continental Congress.
		That's why he signed first.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I bet it was super annoying for everybody else, too.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like how he signed his name all big, and everybody's like, God damn it, you showboat.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He was a flamboyant businessman at the time.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He was the Roger Stone of independence.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yes, absolutely.
		Dirty trickster.
		Also, the Declaration of Independence was not sent to King George.
		That was not part of it at all.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, it was sent to other nations and colonies as an attempt to be like, hey, fuck the British bullshit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The goal was to explain to other colonists why it was a good idea for them to declare independence and sent to other nations as a justification so they wouldn't be on the side of the British against them.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The Declaration of Independence was at no point meant to be like, hey, King George, suck it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And the strangest thing about this is I kind of disagree with America declaring independence because really what it was about was like a tiny little tax on stuff because the king was like, guys, we are giving you a shit ton of money.
		This is essentially the trade deficit argument.
		If you are supporting Trump levying fucking tariffs against China, you're against the Declaration of Independence.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Interesting.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		King George III, a tyrant who had never been defeated, he wanted to give everybody else courage and put his name out there first and said, I'm going to risk my life.
		I'm going to risk it all the way.
		And quite frankly, it is a great honor to stand against people that work for George Soros.
		It is an honor to stand against the agents of a Nazi collaborator that said the best days of his life were rounding up Jews and sending them to death camps.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Not true at all.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What about Fred Trump?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Don't ask that question.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You Nazi supporter Fred Trump.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Don't ask that question.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, okay.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And the left thinks they can have the young Turks named after a genocidal organization that killed a million-air Christians.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Fair play.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Or Anderson Cooper, a leftist foundation baby, one of the richest people in the country.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		By the time his grandma died, he got $50 billion.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He wants us to take him over.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's a lot of money.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's a descendant of the Vanderbilt family, but he was disinherited.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I always forget about that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He got no money when he came out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, not because he's gay.
		Never.
		Never got money.
		When he was a child, his parents sat him down and told him he was not going to get any of his inheritance because probably at that point there wasn't any.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Fair enough.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It had been deteriorated over generations.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And because the family is diffuse.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they've done how many they've done a few studies on that where within three generations most wealth is gone.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, something along those lines.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because people branch out so far, and there's not the same consolidation of we marry within three or four families.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right, right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What they got to do is the only way to consolidate your money is to do it the way that the old mic did and fuck within yourselves.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
		Yeah.
		So it's very clear.
		Anderson Cooper's done a lot of interviews about this, and it's very clear on record.
		He has no money that came from his grandma.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Right.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		He gets up there and says, I made it up that George Soros was a Nazi collaborator.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You did.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		When that piece of filth ragged about it on 60 Minutes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You didn't.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And that's how dumb they think you are.
		They even put in the lawsuits against me.
		Like it's coded messages, and I haven't figured it out yet.
		And Jones said that Soros was a Nazi collaborator and other lies.
		A message in three of the lawsuits.
		Leave Soros alone.
		I will not.
		I'm going to write books, documentaries about you, and I'm going to expose you and all the other fake media Soros.
		And you can go back to hell where you crawled out of.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's actually an acrostic.
		That's where they put the coded message in there.
		If you look at the first word in every sentence.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's the moment where I most felt like we're basically in the middle of a Nazi rally here.
		Right.
		Because Alex is lying about George Soros' Nazi past.
		He's screaming about go to hell where you came from.
		He's drunk.
		He's up there.
		He's rambling nonsense.
		He's repeating lore about John Hancock as being some kind of some sort of truth.
		He's lying about Anderson Cooper.
		He's lying about everything in such a way that it's just, ooh, boy.
		And the vigor that he's manifesting is he throwing the hand up?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Is he throwing the hand up or is he punching it down?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		These two.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Which Hitler are we getting?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Are we getting the hot Hitler that slams on the podium or are we getting the Hitler that salutes?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We're getting the sweaty Hitler who's holding on to the podium.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that's a good one.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, the chubby, sweaty Hitler who's like, uh, like Elvis in the later career.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then also, unlike Hitler, Alex references some hip-hop in the middle of this rally.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		We just want to have free market and freedom and classical liberalism like Thomas Jefferson talked about.
		But if you won't move out of the way, it's going to be serious.
		And just like I took that ludicrous song from 20 years ago or whatever, that's what it's a great hip-hop song.
		And it's a little bit crass, but I'll say it because I played it, Eclipse of Hillary before, and it went viral.
		Tens of millions of views that helped the election.
		Move, bitch.
		Get out the way.
		Get out the way, bitch.
		Move out the way.
		And that's what it's all about.
		And I say that move.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You think I don't know how to do it?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Move Bill Clinton.
		Move George Soros.
		Move the Queen of England.
		Move all the Rothschilds and the globalists and all these corrupt elites that want to run our lives.
		Just move!
unidentified		Move!
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Get out the way, bitch!
		Get out the way!
		All right, hey, I'm going to bring Millie Weaver up here to talk about her experiences.
		You can repeat that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		All right.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Move, bitch!
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Get up the stage!
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Get up the stage, bitch!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		His transitions are strong.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, this is the kind of hosting I've seen at terrible shows.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Want to be a classical liberalist like Thomas Jefferson and own slaves.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's what I want to be.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't want to scream at bitches to get out of the way.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Now, to be fair, let's be.
		I'm not saying that he's yelling at women there.
		That's not necessary.
		I was afraid that my language would make it sound like that's a criticism I'm making of him, and it's not.
		I just think he's stupid.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, maybe, maybe a little bit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, no, I don't think so.
		I think that's why he did move, move the second time around, because he even was in his head being like, maybe I should say bitch less.
		But then he said, move, move, bitch.
		So I think he's probably just drunk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He can't really control himself.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Millie gets up.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Also, he said in the previous clip he was going to write books, right?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he can't do that.
		He can't do that.
		Nor can he make documentaries anymore.
		He hasn't made a documentary in like 12 years.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He doesn't have the attention span.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, he started taking all his own supplements, and now he's fucked.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Take your brain force.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Now, to be fair to him, I don't think I could make a documentary either.
		I think that would be a whole lot of work.
		And coordination.
		Not the way he does it, though.
		You just need an editor who you're paying and then just tell them, put this over there.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I wonder if we could get a grant from somebody to make a documentary about Alex Jones.
unidentified		If we do, I will steal the from Endgame.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I will steal that river.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		To score the entire fucking thing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We're going to have to get the rights to that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't know if we can afford it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, God.
		I don't think that this is what was being referenced in the chat room.
		Someone wrote Perot, and it was in the middle of me doing the dun-in-anna thing.
		And I thought they were asking Poirot, and it made me realize, oh, no, yeah, use Poirot's theme.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Speaking of which, I saw the new Murder on the Orient Express.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Not good.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's too bad.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Not good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know what?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Very disappointing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I love Agatha Christie.
		I love David Suchet.
		I love Poirot.
		I love Mystery, that show.
		I love it all.
		I do not think that the Murder on the Orient Express is a good story.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's not.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's really not.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Spoiler alert, everybody does it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's not good.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's a bad story.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Also, what's his face?
		The lead character.
		No, the lead character in the new Murder on the Orient Express.
		He's the guy who did all the Shakespeare adaptations.
		The one with Ramon Williams?
		Branon.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Kenneth Branoff.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think he is maybe the most insufferable actor I've ever seen.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's fair.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I despise him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's all right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I much prefer things like the ABC murders.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That was a good one.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Three Little Indians.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I believe that was another good one.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't think that's a good one for a lot of obvious reasons.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, Millie Weaver, aka Rainbow Snatch, gets up to the mic, and she has an interesting perspective on Charlottesville.
millie weaver ▲ ● ▼		Does she also?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Why did it come up?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because she was there, and that's all she has to go on anymore.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's her sort of Infowars claim to fame.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Is that she was at Charlottesville?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Not Rainbow Snatch?
millie weaver ▲ ● ▼		So here's what I want to get at here.
millie weaver ▲ ● ▼		We've seen Antifa mobs be mobilized by George Soros.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's based on those fake documents that they found on 4chan that Alex now believes is real.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's now claiming that they've been verified.
unidentified		Oh.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And the way he says that they're.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Did Twitter give him a blue check mark?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, what happened is, hey, no one said that they aren't.
unidentified		He liked that argument.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		His argument.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's an airtight argument, right?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		His argument is like, we've been talking about it for a while, and no one's told me to stop, so they're real.
unidentified		Boo.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Boo.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I love it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Shit, he lies.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I love it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If it was wrong, somebody would have said something by now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's definitely not that nobody's paying attention to my bullshit.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's why he has to go to fucking DC to try and get some attention.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		Okay.
millie weaver ▲ ● ▼		By big corporations that have tons and tons of money funneling into these groups like moveon.org, refuse fascism, and Antifa.
		I saw one at Charlottesville.
		I was there on the ground in Charlottesville, and the mainstream media started coming out immediately saying that the violence was one-sided, that only the violence was coming from the alt-right.
		The people who are out there trying to protect the right of a statue of our history to still exist.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh.
millie weaver ▲ ● ▼		When we have a totalitarian government that wants to try and justify removing history, removing memorials.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, nothing.
millie weaver ▲ ● ▼		And Americans should be concerned about that.
		I mean, anyone who wants to close the system and stand out there and peacefully protest should be allowed to.
		But here's what happened.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Except for the leftists.
millie weaver ▲ ● ▼		Left groups, radical leftist groups, came out there in hordes, ready to attack.
millie weaver ▲ ● ▼		And yes, there were radical elements of the right out there as well.
jerome corsi ▲ ● ▼		A few.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hold on.
millie weaver ▲ ● ▼		You did have them as well.
millie weaver ▲ ● ▼		Which I personally believe that a lot of these radical right groups that were out there had ties to the deep state.
unidentified		Yeah.
millie weaver ▲ ● ▼		And they're sent out there to be provocateurs to cause violence so that you can demonize the entire right, demonize Trump, the entire Trump movement.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So if you're keeping score, this is literally a narrative that is built only to justify white supremacy.
		Yeah.
		That is, okay, oh, hey, the left people who are out there, they're sincere, but they're terrorists.
unidentified		Now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They're also funded by George Soros, but they're terrorists.
millie weaver ▲ ● ▼		Of course.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Now the people on the right also are being funded by George Soros in order to come out and scream blood and soil a bunch of Nazi catchphrases and defend a statue that really is not even memorializing history.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It was put up years and years after in the 1930s.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's the one that was like, hey, we got to rehab the image of the Confederacy.
		That was right around the time that they were like, oh, it was about stage right.
		It was about stage right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		For sure.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		For sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, they have gone back and looked over all of those spikes in Confederate statues that were put up over history, and they apparently are at times like when the civil rights movement was going about at times when you wanted to terrorize minorities into remembering we used to own you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That sort of thing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Also, let me ask you a question to her point of that, oh, they're radical leftist terrorists, and they're only demonizing the alt-right.
		And it's like, oh, the alt-right is fine, except for those people.
		Who has the FBI recently classified as a terrorist organization?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Antifa?
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And who has the Black Lives Matter?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Who has the FBI minimized as not a threat?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah, they also said the Juggalos were a gang.
		Yes.
		That's nonsense.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Absolute nonsense.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we're living in a world right now, and Alex Jones is sort of one of the largest cultural mouthpieces of this that is permissive of white violence and white terrorism.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And the entire system right now with the.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, the entire system has always been permissive of white violence.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We were working in the right direction to some extent, I think.
		And a lot of that is being rolled back by Trump.
		And now we're seeing these things of taking questions about LGBT identity out of the census, which is like, eh, maybe it's not a big deal.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Can't have it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but there's reasons that those sort of statistics.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you got to have your citizenship test in there as well.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, of course.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Things are very important because without those sort of metrics, you lose track of statistics about hate crimes and stuff like that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, who can really say what is and isn't a hate crime?
		The groups that are having hate crimes perpetrated against them?
		Well, that's not fair treatment, Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, I mean, maybe when a bunch of dudes who are affiliated with groups like Identity Europa and sort of white supremacist groups beat the shit out of a black guy while screaming ethnic slurs at him at Charlottesville, that, I mean, it feels like a hate crime.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I could classify it as such, but.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Boy, it feels like it.
		I don't know.
		It's probably a deep state.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Full stop.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I got nothing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Probably the deep state.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Full stop.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They're probably all deep state actors.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It doesn't feel like it.
		That's what it is.
		It's a frustrating experience to have so many.
		Like, I get why they feel like it's necessary.
		So many news organizations put that out as, like, alleged hate crime.
		But if you have a video of somebody screaming racial slurs and beating up a black person, that is not an alleged hate crime.
		That's a hate crime.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If you have a justice system that is trying that very black person who got beat up by white people making racial slurs at him as though he is also guilty of assault, that justice system is perpetrating its own hate crime.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Gotta hear both sides.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		People are fucking insane.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, it's nuts.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They're bananas.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, it's nuts.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like, I don't even want to support Mueller's investigation because the FBI has been a white supremacist, right, white supremacist organization since the very fucking beginning.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't know why none of the Democrats are running on, let's get rid of fucking Trump.
		Because if we actually do take the House in 2018, they're not going to do it.
		They don't have the fucking dicks to do it.
		And it's very frustrating, which is why women should make up the entirety of Congress.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, Trick Daddy, take it to the House.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Take it to the House.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Agreed.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Slip and slide.
		Yeah, I don't know.
		I don't know how to respond to your rant.
		I get it.
		I agree.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
		I'm just angry.
		I'm just so fucking mad that nobody is going to actually do anything.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't need to restart your rant.
unidentified		I'm sorry.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		God damn it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Fair enough.
		I got to take a quick break.
		Quick break.
		I got to piss really quick.
		We'll be right back.
		All right.
		All right.
		Sorry about that.
		We're back.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Andy in Kansas.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		First time caller.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		My right can ain't doing it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's a technical term.
unidentified		Perfect.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		So at this point, Millie Weaver has done her piece to make this distasteful white supremacist, white nationalist rally, made the feel real strong.
		And at this point, Alex is drunk.
		He's straight up.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Before we go any further, sorry to interrupt you for the millionth time.
		No, that's all right.
		Millie Weaver seems like she's like she's one of those people who almost gets it.
		Like when she starts talking about how corporations are funding all of these people, she seems completely unaware that all of the billionaires are directly behind essentially all of the white nationalist movements.
		They're directly behind the Tea Party.
		They're directly behind all of this shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And it confuses me.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like, is this information withheld from her or is she aware of it?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		She's aware of it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		can't believe she is she seems now this may be this may be latent sexism on my part Jordan, are you not aware that we're covering a propaganda outlet?
		That's a good point.
		That's a good point.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		At what point do you think they have good faith?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right, but I can't imagine her in like a backroom conversation being like, man, I'm telling you, I know these right-wing billionaires are ruining the country, but that's where my bread is buttered.
		You know?
		Like, she seems like she believes it.
		Like, she seems like that type of millennial that gets that type of millennial.
		No, I don't mean that.
unidentified		I don't know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Now I'm going.
unidentified		No, no, no.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, there's so many profiles of what some young white nationalist asshole who's in law school believes.
		And it always winds up being something that at the base level, if you just start with Citizens United was a terrible decision, and billionaires are controlling everything, you're like, yes, you are right on board.
		And then they're like, because the left.
		And you're like, no!
unidentified		Fuck.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		God damn it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like, do they not know?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, I think it's just willful team sports.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think it's just probably a good point.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And then they, just like any kind of group think kind of cult thing, they inoculate themselves against any information that denies their narrative.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, and fair point.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And project the thing that they know they're guilty of on the other side.
unidentified		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Which, to be fair, they're also guilty of.
		Everyone's guilty of.
		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no, absolutely.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Billionaires are the worst fucking human beings ever to exist.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Generally.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Sometimes they can have benevolent intentions, and sometimes they can do great things, but shouldn't have that much money.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's a good point.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The pyramids happened.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yes, that's true.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They're huge.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They're very big.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So at this point, Alex is drunk.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Millie gets off stage.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		How'd they get those rocks there?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's crazy.
		Probably magic.
		Probably.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Could be.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Let's talk to some theosophists about it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Let's do it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So at this point, Alex, like I said, is drunk.
		And he wants to.
		I think that it's one of those things where he knows that he explained Chuck E. Cheese the Rat, but he's gone and had a couple more drinks.
		And now he's like, I don't know if I really explained it.
		So he gets back on stage and explains it again.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Everybody knows explaining the challenge.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yep, absolutely.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Again, the reason I kept calling him Chuck E. Cheese the Rat is they don't like memes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They hate it.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		That guy follows people around.
		In fact, maybe Lee Strand can talk about that guy.
		This Jordan Clepper guy disinfos us constantly, lies about what we say.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He does a comedy show.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		He swips things together to say that we say no kids died in Florida.
		We attack children.
		All of this is lies and slander and defamation.
		That's what he does to the guys of entertainment.
		They end up getting protected.
		So I know that they came and covered his Citizen School of Journalism.
		It's very popular and does a great job in Texas or Texas and misrepresented it.
		So that's why I was calling him Chuck E. Cheese the Rat.
		Chuck E. Cheese the Rat.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Still doesn't know what to do.
unidentified		You know what?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		They're going to edit what we say together.
		So if I just say Chuck E. Cheese the Rat or some other meme that makes him look bad, he can't edit us.
		He's not real.
		He's a fraud.
		He's going to edit us.
		They're going to misrepresent.
		So our only defense is continually say one thing so there's no edit.
		And that's why he kept trying to get me to have a conversation.
		And no, no, no.
		So when you see him later out there waiting, he knows he got his ass kicked today, just say, you're a fraud.
		You're a scam, Chuck E. Cheese the Rat.
		You see one of these guys, George Soros funded, like he's back here.
		None of it's real.
		They're here to pretend like they're journalists.
		Get their paycheck from Soros, but they're going to lose.
		So Lee Stranahan, come on up here, brother.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's projection of the highest order.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We'll get to that in a second to Lee Stranahan coming up.
		But I have two important points I need to make.
		The first is, you're not going to protect yourself from a comedian by saying Chuck E. Cheese the Rat over and over again.
		He will just make a bit about that.
		So that's probably what's going to end up happening.
		And then the second.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If it is indeed Jordan Clepper, which it almost certainly isn't.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm guessing it's not.
		I'm guessing it's not.
		And then I don't remember what my second point was.
		Probably had something to do with the idea of like, why are you mad at comedians?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, conservatives are always mad at comedians.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It really must be infuriating.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Mainly because they don't understand why they can't be comedians.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It must be infuriating to just have no ability to laugh.
		I know.
		But also, someone told us Prop Dew in the chat room was suggesting that it was Owen Schroyer.
		And I want to say very clearly, Owen Schroyer did not make the cut for the Rode team.
		Him and David Knight had to stay at home and host Alex Jones' show for him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And the only reason Coursey is there is because he was already there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, because he's already in D.C.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That'd be great if it turns out Coursey does a wonderful Jordan Klepper impression.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That'd be great.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He did mention the Citizen School of Journalism in Texas, and I don't know what that is.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't see that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't care.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay, fair enough.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's probably something we should look into.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It piques my curiosity.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I assume it's something that Lee Stranahan's involved in, and he's gotten...
		I need to look more into him, but I'm not entirely sure what that Citizen School of Journalism is.
		It didn't...
		It didn't pique my interest too much.
		I just assume it's some dumb shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I just thought I'd ask a question since it's your job to do all the research, and I don't have to.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I can research a bunch of stuff.
		I can't research everything.
		I did research this next clip.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Now, this is why our donors are not giving up the big bucks, Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I researched this next clip.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And Lee Stranahan talks about people that Alex Jones reminds him of.
lee stranahan ▲ ● ▼		It's been really interesting.
		I said this to Alex earlier, actually.
		Here's one reason they hate Alex Jones.
		He's fun.
unidentified		Right?
lee stranahan ▲ ● ▼		Right?
lee stranahan ▲ ● ▼		In fact, I said this to Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Not a huge agreement.
lee stranahan ▲ ● ▼		Hanging out with Alex today reminds me of hanging out with two of my friends, one of whom is gone, Andrew Breitbart.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He was on Coke all the time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Probably was fun.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Noted drunk on Coke all the time.
lee stranahan ▲ ● ▼		Who was always fun.
		And I miss the fun of hanging around somebody.
		And my other friend is Dog the Bounty Hunter.
		So I think you can see where there's a little bit of both there with Alex.
		Also, the other reason it reminds me of Dog is when I'm around Alex or Dog, I end up taking a lot of pictures.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Ha That's cute.
		I'd like to read you a quote from Dog the Bounty Hunter.
		This is a little quote that came out from a conversation he had with his son that was inspired by the fact that his son was dating a black girl.
		Quote, I'm not taking a chance, not because she's black, but because we use the word N sometimes here.
		I'm not going to take any chance ever in life of losing everything I've worked for 30 years because some drunken N heard us say N and turned us into the Inquirer magazine.
		I'm not taking a chance at all.
		Never in life.
unidentified		Never.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The thing that reminds me of Alex in that statement is a complete lack of understanding about the word irony.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm not taking a chance that some N would call, would hear the N word, and it's like, boo boy, you don't understand what just happened there, do you?
		You have no clue.
		Also, if anybody puts me in the sentence with, you know, the same thing about Jordan and Dog is I take a lot of pictures.
		I want to be out of that sentence.
		I want out of that sentence so fast.
		Is there a statute of limitations for that sentence?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I want to be out of any sentence comparing me to Dog the Bounty Hunter unless it's Dan.
		Dan is very different from Dog the Bounty Hunter.
		Because, like, look, that is a private conversation that he had that got leaked, and it shows a certain amount of lack of having his guard up.
		And in that conversation, he's like, look, I don't want a black person around because we use the N-word sometimes.
		And I don't give a shit.
		We just use it because we don't give a shit.
		And I know that it offends black people.
		And I don't give a fuck about that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Now, that's your coming to dinner movie right there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, Dog Bounty Hunter has a son who dates a black girl.
unidentified		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm sure it was not a comedy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think they would get The Rock to play that role.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then also, Dog Bounty Hunter got in trouble because he went out of his jurisdiction and got somebody.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He has jurisdiction?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, he's a bounty hunter.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But he went to Mexico and got this dude who was a criminal who had a bounty on him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah, that's super illegal.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And he got in trouble for that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then the court case took so long.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I don't know anything about bounty hunters, but I'm guessing extraordinary rendition isn't under their purview.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, especially if you're a reality star.
		He ended up not getting in trouble with that.
		The case got thrown out because of a statute of limitations issue.
		But it's still dirty business.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You can't go to foreign countries and extradite people.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Try to avoid that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, unless you're the CIA, and we're still not for that.
		So now here, Lee Stranahan, he really vocalizes what the feeling of this after-press conference thing is.
		I was expressing earlier that some people make the literal statement, we're among friends, so I can speak candidly.
		Right, right, right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sometimes we say the N-word among friends.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like, it's not that we don't want black people here, it's that we don't want anybody knowing that we're giant racists.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It might as well be that, but I mean, they still broadcasted this.
lee stranahan ▲ ● ▼		But look, this morning I was trying to be, I assume I was talking to mainstream media, so I wanted to be conciliatory, and I wanted to be, as a Christian, I wanted to be open and inviting, but now I'm among friends, so let me talk about George Soros.
		And I'm not going to try to make you feel badly for the left, but Alex said something very interesting recently.
		He was talking about, he did a, he did, did you guys see the thing he did from his yard this past, like three days ago, Sunday or something like that, where he was talking about, I used to live in Austin, so I know there's a lot of hippies.
		There's Hippie Hollow, in fact, by Burton Cruz.
		So he was talking about how the left used to be in favor of free speech.
		Remember that?
		Remember how the left used to like free speech?
		They used to embrace it.
		Remember when the ACLU was, I'm old enough to remember when they were defending Illinois Nazis in Skokie?
		Does anybody else remember that?
		That's what the left used to do.
		So why?
		What happened to the left?
		Alex actually, we were talking about this the other day.
		He asked me, you want to know what happened?
		George Soros.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, boy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So George Soros destroyed the left by funding a bunch of organizations.
unidentified		That'll happen.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You can go to the ACLU's website and you can find out about what they're actually involved in right now, which people just don't actually pay attention to.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's hard.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's a whole website and you've got to go and there's porn.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Here's something from March 29th, 2018 that Alex Jones probably would be super into that the ACLU is actually fighting in court instead of screaming about impotently on an internet show.
		ACLU report urges cities and towns to provide internet service as a utility.
		That's something that Alex Jones is fucking super into.
		They're protecting people about non-disclosure agreements with the White House.
		They're working with students in Louisiana who were ordered to take down a mural on the grounds that it's a violation of their free speech.
		I mean, it just goes on and on and on.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Generally speaking, the ACLU has done everything possible to not support causes, but support the actual defense and rule of law.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like, even when you disagree with him, as in the aforementioned Nazi case, it's still the rule of law.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You know, like, if you don't apply the law equally, you don't actually have a legal system.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And like real talk, if Alex Jones had a legitimate First Amendment grievance, the ACLU would be the first people who would support him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They wouldn't be the first.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They would be there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If called upon.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
		I mean, here's a press release that they put out from March 7th this year.
		The ACLU of Louisiana sent an open letter to the Jefferson Parish School Board yesterday concerning a proposed measure which would restrict public comments at meetings.
		The proposal seeks to prohibit political and election comments as disruptive, inflammatory, self-promoting, threatening, or interfering with board business.
		So, like, they're doing all this shit on a local level, on a national level, that are making a difference, that are trying to help people.
		And all he does is just like, ACLU doesn't do shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Why are they called a leftist organization by the right?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Because they want to apply the law equally.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And that is anathema to right philosophy, especially far-right philosophy, which is essentially authoritarian.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		When you do that, when you apply the law equally, the hard right will always fight against that.
unidentified		Yep.
unidentified		Yep.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Full stop.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, but I just, I find this disgusting because the ACLU is still living their mission.
		And the only rationale you could possibly have for not thinking that is willful ignorance.
		You just don't care about what they're doing.
		Huh, haven't heard them defend Nazis in a while.
unidentified		I wonder what you know, like that's really good point.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		His essential point was they haven't defended Nazis recently enough.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Remember back when they did that in Skokie?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And everyone remembers that.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And they still.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Skokie, which has a Nazi candidate running for Congress.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		In an overwhelmingly Jewish area.
unidentified		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Not offensive at all.
		Enjoy.
		Good luck.
		You have the right to do that.
		But at the same time, they still do that.
		You'll still hear stories, even in the last few years, of the ACLU defending their right to have a demonstration.
		Right.
		Shit like that.
unidentified		Of course.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's fucking bullshit.
		Lee Stranahan is just lying to perpetuate a narrative that the left has abandoned these principles in service of demonizing George Soros.
		Right.
		Which, again.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Also, pretty sure he's actually just talking about the Blues Brothers.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Ooh.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Remember the Nazi rally in the Blues Brothers?
		I think that's what he's actually referencing.
		I do.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		My mind glitched because I started thinking about Chubby Checker.
		It's not Chubby Checker.
		Fuck, who is it?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's Chuck E. Cheese the Rat.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's right.
		Yep.
		He needs that.
unidentified		Get out.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Now I'm thinking of Chuck E. Cheese the Rat as like Chuck E. Cheese's brother in a hamburgler situation.
		I'm enjoying that whole like.
		Never mind.
		I don't want to try and get into this weird fantasy that my brain just took down.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's not Chubby Checker because he did the twist.
		Now all my brain can do is think about the time that Chubby Checker did that song with the fat boys.
		They did the other version of the twist.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is a mic down clip for you, Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I know.
		So anyway, in this next clip, Lee Stranahan is done.
		And now we bring up that old puffy bitch.
		I really hate calling people a bitch or anything like that.
		But for some reason, every time I see Jerome Corsi, I just think, you swollen bitch.
unidentified		I don't know why he's the person who gets that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He evokes that in me.
		But I dislike him so much in a like, you are clear that you're a propagandist.
		You've made very abundantly clear in Louisiana.
		Literally, every appearance you've had on the show, your entire life has been about propaganda.
		You were brought up by Edward Bernays in the propaganda game.
		You have admitted that.
		You are clearly a person who has written books about Obama's birth certificate being fake and John Kerry in the Swiftboat situation as propaganda.
		Your entire career has been about lying, and now I look at you and you make me sad.
		You look like you got fucking left out in the water too long.
		You look like a bloated corpse, you piece of shit.
		Oh, we got to turn that into a I hate him so much, and I hate what he's done to the world that it just makes me, oh, God, you waterlogged bitch.
		Anyway, in this next class.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That was intense emotion for me.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I like it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I've been holding back a lot of feelings about Jerome Coursey.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I want to teach you how to scream.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And now he's doing all this QAnon shit.
		And so, like, it's even better.
		It's like, you stupid asshole.
		You're getting tricked by this internet meme.
		This is delightful.
		So he comes up in this press conference and starts talking QAnon shit.
		And it turns out he knew about a coup three years ago.
jerome corsi ▲ ● ▼		Which coup?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The counter-counter-coup.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But because we've done our research, we know that this doesn't match up with Jerome Corsi's timeline at all.
jerome corsi ▲ ● ▼		I wanted you to know that about three years ago, I want everybody to kind of hear, even in the back.
		About three years ago, a group of generals came to me, and it was explained to me they were ready to conduct a coup d'état.
		They were ready to move Barack Obama from office.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Also, sorry, Jerome Coursey has terrible mic technique.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is amazing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No one should allow Jerome Corsi near any kind of rally.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Get closer to the mic.
unidentified		Ugh.
jerome corsi ▲ ● ▼		Military force.
		And then a few weeks later, I got another call and said that they were reconsidering.
		You know why they were reconsidering?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That was Alex.
		That was Alex.
		Screaming from the back of the room.
jerome corsi ▲ ● ▼		Because they talked to Donald Trump.
unidentified		Six claps.
jerome corsi ▲ ● ▼		And Trump had agreed, Trump agreed that he would run.
jerome corsi ▲ ● ▼		And they agreed that if he would run, they would conduct their coup d'état as a legitimate process rooting out the traitors within government.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's not a coup d'etat.
jerome corsi ▲ ● ▼		And that pact between the military and Donald Trump has held.
		As we've been interpreting and watching, and Alex has been following QAnon.
		QAnon is military intelligence.
unidentified		Nope.
jerome corsi ▲ ● ▼		And close to Trump.
unidentified		Nope.
jerome corsi ▲ ● ▼		And the intelligence we're getting that we've explained on Infowars really is a lot of the inside script.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Jerome Coursey just gave up the game.
		He just admitted that a lot of the inside information that they pretend comes from sources comes from QAnon.
		Yeah, he just basically gave it up.
		He's like, a lot of this inside information that we're getting from this internet hoax, this is the inside stuff.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, we haven't done anything.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's sad.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's really sad.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We haven't talked a lot about QAnon because why would we?
		But it turns out it's probably the root source of a lot of Alex's narratives.
		It's probably way more influential to all this than we realize.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All we've eventually, or all we've begun talking about now, is that Alex is trying to catch up.
		The conspiracy world is too fast for him.
		And he's just not able to put out enough content.
		Whereas with QAnon, it's just a bunch of random dudes having a great old time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right, right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, of course, making exactly what they want in cryptic dumb posting.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Someone who's having a ball, right?
unidentified		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And probably will make a shitload of money once they give it up and write a book about it.
unidentified		Oh, that'd be funny.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But then they'll get killed.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, there'd be too many too many pages that are just hentai.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think that would be trouble.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		So the end result of this, according to Jerome Courcy, is pretty severe.
		And I would say that this is incredibly unlikely.
jerome corsi ▲ ● ▼		There's a very simple word that describes what they are: traitors.
		Traitors.
		It's a capital crime.
		And I want to predict today that when the tables turn, Donald Trump will be invoking military tribunals.
		And even Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are going to be facing treason charges.
unidentified		He quacks one locker up.
jerome corsi ▲ ● ▼		And Donald Trump will have the courage to do that.
		He doesn't remember.
		He doesn't need the job.
		Donald Trump has a vision of the future in which he continues to play a role.
		And he's seen that vision and had that vision with him for decades.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Man, do you hear how troubling what he's saying is?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All I know is that historically, military tribunals have been the best part of every functioning democracy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, especially when they're brought up to punish your political rivals.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And especially when those political rivals really aren't even political rivals anymore.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's just sort of symbolic of trying to consolidate power and punish your perceived enemies.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It has always worked out great for the people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Also, Jerome Corsi at the end there saying that Trump has a vision of the world with him staying involved, and he has for decades.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That doesn't sound at all like a fascist.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like a dictator for life?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Strange.
		Something that Trump has made comments.
		Maybe that's a good idea.
		I would be a dictator for life, and I'm like, damn.
		The other thing, too, is that this doesn't match up with the timeline.
		We know from looking at 2015 that around the time three years ago, which would have been in April 2018, Jerome Corsi wasn't at all behind Trump.
		He was, even in about September, when he would come on Alex Jones' show and talk about it, he said that Trump was just fucking around.
jerome corsi ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And he wasn't really serious once he was even running.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So the idea that...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And even more specifically back then, if he had that information, he would have been against it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, he would have been for it.
		He would have told Alex.
		It would have been a great man.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, I mean, just on general, like, this is before the whole team got behind Trump.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So this is still that, well, three years ago, that's still when they would have been like, it's bad.
unidentified		You're stupid.
unidentified		That's a good point.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You're stupid.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Here's why.
unidentified		Good point.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Here's why.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to give you plus one for pointing that out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If in Jerome Corsi's timeline that he's pitching now in the present day, was true, that three years ago, someone came to him before Donald Trump decided to run for president and they were like, we're going to do a coup d'état and get Obama out of office.
		But we're not going to do that because Trump said he's going to run and he's going to do this the right way.
		And the second that Trump decided he was going to run, Jerome Corsi would have either been like, hey, I know that there's a secret coup d'état going on in Trump.
		We got to get behind him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, of course.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Or he would have played that close to the vest and just been like, Alex, I think you really should support Trump.
		His first couple of appearances after Trump had announced that he was running and was on the campaign trail were like, he's not serious.
		He's not serious.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This guy is stupid.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You've got to still love Rand Paul.
unidentified		Of course.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So all of this doesn't make any fucking goddamn sense at all.
		Jerome Corsi is a swollen, bloated, corpse on the beach ass bitch.
		I fucking hate him.
unidentified		He's a stupid dickhole.
unidentified		I love it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Can't stand this.
		I want more insults.
		Keep it going.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It means we're going to have to cover Corsi more.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Legitimate.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We're just going to open up every show now with you writing more and more interesting and esoteric insults to describe Jerome Coursey.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Jerome Corsi, with your laying down in the sand, I poke you with the stick and you go, blah, blah, blah, ass bitch.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What sucks about it is like the only image.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Jerome Corsi with your swamp-bloated balls just exploding all over everywhere.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like mushrooms in a fairy ring, you are dying.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is the problem, though, is the only image that comes up in my head is legitimately a waterlogged corpse.
		That's all I see when I think of Jerome Corsi.
		So if I'm trying to come up with insults, that's all I'm going to do.
		Anyway.
unidentified		All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Jerome Coursey.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There's so many places for a bloated corpse to wash up on the edge of.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You could go with a river.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think the reason that I'm so mad at him is his history is so clear, and he's so fucking transparent.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Why would you even choose specifically three years ago?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's a lot of people who make me mad in Alex Jones' world and what have you.
		He doesn't make me mad.
		I hate him.
		There's other people who I'm like, I'm more interested in explaining to you why this person is a problem.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Jerome Corsi is, I want to do a dance on his face.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I hate this guy.
		I love it when it gets personal with you.
		I'm a huge fan.
unidentified		I don't know why.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I wish I'd known how much you hated this guy in the past.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I don't know why he triggers me.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's so boring.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, he's so boring.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think it's a combination of boredom and murder.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Honestly, all these people are boring to me to some extent, except for Hamamoto, Steve Pieczenik.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Roger Stone, of course, is a delight.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Not generally.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You don't listen to as much of him as I do.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
		I don't.
		I only get Trickster God, Roger Stone.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I have such, I mean, I don't want to call it a fetish, but metaphorically, it's kind of a fetish.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because in the way that I listen to InfoWars, I can really only get it up for people who are creative.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I can really only enjoy it when I see Steve Pachenix coming around.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hamamoto, Larry Nichols, these types of interesting crazies.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, Corsi's not interesting.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's a boot-licking asshole.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's like your taste in porn.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like, eventually it escalates to the point where it gets more and more specific.
unidentified		Sure.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So, of course, you need something.
		You need novelty.
		You constantly need novelty in order to make things explode.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Now, Alex is like that sort of whitebread mainline mom and pop porn that you'll always be fine with.
unidentified		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It'll always be good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's fine.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Because it's mom and pop.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm just saying, run of the mill.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's already in a weird place right there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Especially these days.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Let's get off this topic.
unidentified		My point is that knowledge fight.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You only get it here.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I really feel like I got railroaded there because I hate Jerome Coursey.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I love it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, in this next clip, we get someone who I'm not really as excited about and don't care about.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		A gentleman by the name of Jack Pesobik.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This guy's a piece of shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he sucks.
		You'll enjoy this.
		You'll enjoy this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't hate Jack Pasobic so much as I'm like, you disgust me as a human being.
		Like, it bums.
		Every part of his life bums me out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Jack Poseobic might as well be mini Roger Stone.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, he's sort of a, I think.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but shittier, more boring, fucking monstrous Roger Stone.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but I see him as kind of like an acolyte, a dirty trickster in training.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And we get, we're seeing like the.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's a Padawan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, we're seeing all of the beginning of it because he came to prominence with all that Pizzagate shit that he denies that he was involved with.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He was just asking questions, man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Not going to the.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's starting to debate.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Not going to the pizza place and creating a hoax out of it.
		No, no, not at all.
		And so we see this.
		I just think, I think he's very easy to see through, and it's not that interesting.
		But you'll enjoy this first clip where he tries to get a USA chant going and it does not work.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, boy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It kind of works, but it really doesn't.
unidentified		Folks, there's so much going on.
unidentified		I don't even know where to start.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What's in the news?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't know where to start or where to begin.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's like a comic who's like, what's in the news?
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What else?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What else am I working on?
unidentified		I'd like to start, and I think there's a few folks that might join me in a little bit of a slogan that I didn't come up with it.
		You folks may have heard of it, though.
		No, slow.
		It goes, USA, Thunderous.
		Thank you, thank you.
		I appreciate that.
		So.
		Woof.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I've heard more sustained USA chants at empty open mics.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I've heard more sustained USA chants at Hitler's rallies.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
		And also, I love the idea.
		Hey, here's a slogan you might know.
		It's three letters.
		The name of the fucking country?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I got a slogan.
		Listen, I'm going to play a little song for you.
		It goes a little something like this.
		Sing along with the chorus if you know it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		My first diddy is USA.
		In this next clip, this is maybe the only mic down clip, perhaps.
		I think that Jack Pesobic accidentally reveals something in this clip that he doesn't realize he's revealing, but he is, and that is that he is a white nationalist.
unidentified		Okay.
unidentified		They want the U.S. dollar to be $10 to one Chinese dollar.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's talking about the Chinese.
unidentified		And the one thing, and I'll say this, because it always stuck with me.
		I had a Chinese business partner.
		And he said, listen, Jack, one day, American babies are going to be adopted by Chinese families.
		And that's the way it's going to go.
		And he didn't say that's what we want.
		He said, that's what's going to happen.
		And that shocked me.
		That really shocked me.
		I said, I don't want the U.S. to ever be in that kind of position.
		We always think of those as the impoverished countries.
		There's the countries where you get paid for that and get some charity money for that.
		And so that helps maybe give up your child for a better life.
		Well, I don't want my kids.
		And I'm having a kid here in five weeks.
		And I don't want my child to grow up in a country that's going on the decline.
		And that is why I spent all of 2016 working my butt off for Donald J. Trump.
		And that's why I spent all of 2017.
		I'm going to spend all of 2018.
		As long as it takes.
		As long as it takes.
		Thank you so much.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So he closes out his set, as it were.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Expressing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I really don't like that he said, now I had a Chinese as a partner.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's not good.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's not a good start.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know if that's how he phrased it, but if it is, it somehow missed my ears.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Pretty sure I heard that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The thing that's important is that white nationalism and white supremacy are based on the 11 words, and most of it is about securing an existence for white children.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That is very spiritually similar to what he's talking about.
		The idea that it's offensive, that white babies would be sent over.
		Now, he says American, of course, in the same way that Alex uses black.
unidentified		It's the West.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's the West.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He uses these coded bits of language, and he even personalizes.
		I'm having a kid.
		I'm sorry, 14 words, not 11.
		I don't give a shit about neo-Nazis, so I don't care to get the number right.
		Anyway.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm a big fan of.
		Does he?
		He has no idea, right?
		I don't want my kid growing up in a country that's in decline.
		Well, then send them elsewhere.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's not even what he's concerned about.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's what he just said.
		He's like, American babies will be adopted by Chinese people.
		And I'm like, well, what's the fucking infant mortality rate here, you fucking idiot?
		What are you talking about?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		In the same way that people who attack abortion clinics say that they're doing it because they're concerned with so many black children are aborted.
		The rhetoric.
		The rhetoric doesn't match the belief.
		And the belief that he's espousing is white children for white America.
		More or less.
		And it's great.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's great.
unidentified		Love it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's a really troubling clip.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And he goes very clearly to express that that's why I supported Trump, and that's why I'm going to continue working so hard for him and all this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There's so many.
		Every time these guys get a clip taken out where it's like, well, obviously you're talking about how you're a white supremacist.
		They're like, oh, you take this clip out of context.
unidentified		I just, we have anesthesia.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We have years-long fucking rap sheets of you being a white supremacist.
		There's no taking this out of context.
		You are literally, provably, demonstrably a white nationalist.
		To pretend otherwise is fucking ridiculous.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no.
		But and it's insane that they realize it's like, hey, we can't say it out loud.
		But we're all cool here.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm among friends.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Among friends.
		We're here.
		Like Dog the Bounty Hunters.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Dog the Bounty Hunters in the back right there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's free to say the N-word.
		All he wants.
		That sort of thing.
		That's the vibe of this thing.
		And they're free to say things.
		That clip of Pesobic talking about, I don't want American kids being adopted by Chinese people.
		That's, I mean, that's dog whistle-y for sure.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But there's an intent to it to rile whites up.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Are you talking about Latinx people?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm kind of guessing no.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Talking about black people?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm kind of thinking about it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You're talking about African Americans?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't think so.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You don't give a shit about that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't want American babies.
unidentified		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You fucking piece of shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		God, these people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Why?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Why?
		What do you need?
		What do you fucking need?
		Like, what does it take to not be a white supremacist?
		Is it like, is it just, it can't just be that you were raised white supremacist.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's a part of it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's absolutely a part of it, but there's something that they get out of it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There's a dramatic social group or some people who go to church really just kind of want people to hang out with.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, that's a benign version of it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But there's a.
unidentified		Is it?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		I think that there's a.
		I read some interesting articles recently about conspiracy as being a shortcut to seeming smart because you have this idea of like, oh, you all believe this.
		I know the truth.
		I haven't read any of this stuff, but I get to feel smart.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's a really interesting point of view to take on that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I didn't consider that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I get to feel smart because I have this alternative belief.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Now, I haven't researched any of it, and you guys certainly have written papers about your version, but you're dumb because you don't know the truth that I saw on YouTube.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, hey, 97% of scientists can be wrong when they talk about climate change.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's only the 3% that really know the conspiracy behind it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
		So there's that idea of a shortcut to feeling smart.
		And I think that there's a disenfranchisement that people feel, possibly that white supremacy gives them a shortcut to being awesome.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		To being better.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, yeah, if you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, I'm not saying all of it, but that's a piece of it probably.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We're not talking about a justification for it so much as a psychology behind it, a psychosis behind it, really.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It goes down to the bottom of the stage.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So I can't disagree with that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's not an excuse, more of a possible explanation.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because you were asking, what do you get out of it?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You get an automatic boost to your sense of self.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, and that makes perfect sense.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, it's not a coincidence that everyone on that stage is white.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know, it's right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, finally.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, like, with both of our insecurities and mental illnesses, you think we'd be better off if we were white supremacists, Dan?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
		Nah, too much baggage comes along with it.
		You got to hang out with weirdos.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's a good smile.
unidentified		That's no good.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You got to be a proud boy.
		That's the worst.
		That's the worst.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, the friend part of it alone is disqualifying.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's a good point.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's a good point.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Have you ever watched any documentaries about neo-Nazi groups and stuff like that?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's really fascinating.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I saw The Green Room.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That sounded about right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		I haven't seen that one.
		It's a great movie.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Patrick Stewart is a white supremacist.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You can't go wrong.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's a movie.
		I'm talking docs, baby.
		If you watch documentaries about white supremacist groups, a lot of the times you'll find you just see that, like, if you were in the place of the person the documentary is about, like, it would just be like, why do I have to hang out with these dicks?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		These people are assholes.
		What am I doing?
		I'd just be like, I've got to get out of this garage.
		Everyone seems to hang out in garages.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's a good point.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I'm not talking about a garage, like, hey, it's a car shop.
		I'm talking about a garage.
		Anyway, finally, an hour plus into this string of speeches, they get to the actual QA session that the thing was supposed to be.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that was supposed to be?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And Alex is too drunk to do it, so he has Millie Weaver host the question and answer.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		She's moderating it?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Excellent.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He gets up on stage.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is a Star Trek QA if you're a white supremacist.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He gets up on stage and he's like, all right, we're going to open the floor to questions.
		I'm going to bring Millie Weaver up here.
		I'll come and answer something if you want.
		And then he kind of just disappears for a long time after this.
		He does answer this question.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Got to do a little coke.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Come on.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's doing something, probably yelling at Chuck E. Cheese the rat.
unidentified		I think we all agree.
		It's a historical anomaly that wasn't really meant to happen.
		And there's discussion that Alex and Mr. Stone, Roger Stone, had about Basically, street fighting tactics versus long-term strategy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hadouken!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I want to say that this guy is a very valid question.
unidentified		And so, my question for Roger Stone and for Alex Jones are outside of street fighting tactics, outside of short-term street fighting kind of guerrilla tactics, what's the long game?
		And who has the long game?
		And I'm talking 20, 30, 40, 50 years.
		And I'd like to throw in one more caveat to that.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Is that a question for me?
unidentified		It's a question for both of you.
		But wait, can I finish, sir, please?
		Can you also include in that how do you work with institutional Christian organizations in your long game?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Now, I'm going to give you a chance.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't like the second part of that question.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to give you a chance to gamble.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Do you think Alex has a decent answer to this question?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, to boil this question down, the question is essentially: can you actually govern a country?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What is your idea?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right, right.
		How do you do?
		So you guys have taken over.
		Ostensibly, you're winning.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Through street fighting.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yep, yep, yep.
		You threw a couple of uppercuts.
		You threw some Hadoukens in there.
		Now we're good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		How do you govern, and what's your plan?
		Also, Christ?
		So I assume Alex's response to that is: no, we can't.
		And, huh?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The second part of the question is based on Alex Jones's rampant distrust of the church.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Catholics.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, not just Catholics.
		All the glitter money.
		He has a very strong distrust of any Christian organization that's not patriotic.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The first end of a very few reasonable positions that he still maintains.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So your prediction is pretty accurate.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He doesn't really have a good answer.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
		Listen, I believe in the American people.
		I believe in humanity.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Not an answer.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So I'm just putting the facts out and helping people take action.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Not an answer.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		We are in a fight for this country's future.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Just doing our thing.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		We're not fighting against the globalists and a bet on China.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Still not an answer.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So I'm simply here trying to believe in you and hope that you take action.
unidentified		Not an answer.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		My long game is just to tell the truth and promote Americana and free market and what has made humanity great.
		That's all I'm doing.
		It's nothing original.
		I'm trying to reboot America.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is just catching.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		White nationalism is not original.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I will give him that.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I think it is just being individuals, telling the truth, exposing what's happening, not being intimidated and taking action.
		So I think it's a great question you asked, but the answer is really simple.
		There's no big establishment group that's going to save us.
		It's us individually taking action.
		That's my answer.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's not an answer.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's nothing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If your answer is there's no way to govern, so nah, that's a bad answer.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, he just is rattling off his catchphrases.
		He might as well have yelled 1776 2.0.
		It wouldn't have been out of place in that string of bullshit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But ultimately, what he said at the end there was, there's no organization that is going to help us.
		I got to do it.
		Well, I mean, if you consider the government an organization, then you are essentially advocating for complete and utter chaos.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's anarchy there, baby.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, I think what he's just saying is take to the streets.
unidentified		I don't know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's a great question.
		You know what it is?
		And I'm going to not answer it because that is a hard question to answer.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's a non-answer because he has no grasp on policy.
		So he can't answer questions of like, well, here's what we would like to see.
		Here are the initiatives that we would like to push for.
		He doesn't address the idea of how are you going to involve Christian organizations at all.
		No, why would you?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's actually a terrible question.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		All he's saying is, I'm going to keep, I believe in humanity, which means nothing.
		I believe that I can just do what I'm doing and you do your thing.
		What I'm going to do is keep telling the truth, which you're not.
		I'm going to keep exposing things, which is code for I'm going to be a white supremacist on air and repeat Russian talking points.
		Right.
		And I don't, I don't, it's just not an answer.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But do you know what?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That is a great question, though, and one that I can't see either I can't see really any group answering coherently.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like, do the Democrats have a 30-year plan?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think if you talk to some of the people.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The Republicans absolutely don't.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think if you talk to some people on the left, they'd have a much more coherent grasp on it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, but if you talk to the mainstream.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, I think actually you could talk to conservatives or liberals that would even middle of the road would have a much better answer.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I disagree.
unidentified		I think their answers would be stupid.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They wouldn't be nothing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I actually think they would be nothing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If you try and pin down any one of these fuckfaces, they're not going to give a solid, consistent answer to, like, here's how we survive the next 30 years.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Look, you're getting into hypotheticals here.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And what's more important is that Alex Jones' answer was terrible.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		True.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But Roger Stone's answer is worse.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
unidentified		There's one action that every one of you can take every single day.
		And it may seem small, but it isn't.
		When you see a link of a story or a video on InfoWars or Google Park or Breitbart or anywhere that spreads the story of freedom, when you see a story that catches your fancy and is an area which you're interested in, take that link and post it to your social media.
		Because you see, they can censor us, but they can't censor all of us.
		Nope.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		My 30-year plan is more Facebook shares.
unidentified		Become a warrior, an info warrior.
		Take our links and spread them.
		It's cut, paste, until your hands hurt.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So, like, control C or control X?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What are we doing?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		We're trying to take the country into slavery.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Either fight or become slave.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex screams drunkenly from the back of the room.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That is also my 30-year plan.
		Either fight or become slaves.
		That's a great 30-year plan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, Roger Stone's answer to the question is: help us spread propaganda.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, essentially.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's nonsense.
unidentified		That's nonsense.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And not even in a functional way.
		In like a, hey, share our link on Twitter, share it on Facebook.
		That's us plugging the Twitter at the end of the show.
		Like, you can follow us on InfoWars.
		You can follow us at RealAlex Jones.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Smash those like buttons.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Retweet.
		Retweet.
		We need more retweets.
		Our 30-year plan is 1,000 retweets per at this point.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Millie Weaver comes back.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And if you thought she was lying about Charlottesville, get a load of this vaccine bullshit.
unidentified		I have one thing to say about vaccines.
millie weaver ▲ ● ▼		You know, I had the opportunity recently to speak with some Amish communities out in Ohio.
		Wouldn't you believe it that the Amish have almost no incidences of autism?
		In fact, statistically, their rates of autism are almost non-existent.
		Can you guess why?
		I mean, yeah, turns out the Amish do not vaccinate their children.
		I mean, that kind of really sums it up right there.
		But anyway, let's go on to more questions.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So I grew up Mennonite, which is not Amish, but it's sort of close.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Amish adjacent.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Did you know that there are no gay people in Saudi Arabia, too?
		It's super weird how that works.
		It's probably because they don't have vaccines there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's why it's really shitty that the WWE is going over there to do a huge fucking royal rumble.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		At least it's not clear.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They won't let women.
		They won't let women perform, so there's no women's matches in their WWE events.
		It's very shameful.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hey, capitulating to dumbass foreign governments is a great idea.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Very disgraceful.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Get into that market, Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Good paycheck.
		So what Millie Weaver is talking about here is utter horseshit.
		What she's doing is she's operating off a 2005 story that was this guy named Dan Olmsted did a non-scientific survey of an Amish community in Pennsylvania.
		It's a very large one in Lancaster.
		It's one of the biggest in the world.
		He claimed that he could only find three autistic kids and that two out of the three of them had been vaccinated and implied that that was a very uncommon thing in the Amish community.
		It was not a study.
		It's apocryphal.
		These are just stories that he's relating.
		And the anti-vaccination people have clung to it like it's the holy grail, the proof that vaccines cause autism.
		Unfortunately, a 2011 study in the magazine, the journal Pediatrics, showed that 68% of Amish people had their children vaccinated, which is lower than the national average, but it's still a majority by far.
		Also, in a 2010 presentation to the International Society of Autism Research, researchers from the University of Miami and the University of Vanderbilt discussed their research into autism in the Amish community based on interviews with 1,899 individuals in multiple communities.
		They found a rate of approximately.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I could have found one more.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I know.
		They found a rate of approximately one in 271 children displaying autistic indicators.
		Also, there's a clinic called the Clinic for Special Children in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, that is specifically for the developmental disorders in Amish children, which would not exist if those didn't exist.
		The main reason that's suggested for why rates are lower for the diagnosis of Amish communities is that they don't want to have the stigma.
		There's a diagnosis bias in Amish communities.
		Also, a very.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Just like how people say that the diagnosis of autism has exploded and nobody understands why.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And it's like, well, if you go back historically, they put people in fucking institutions.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Further, because the populations are so insulated in Amish communities, there's a much lower genetic diversity in play, which reduces the risk of certain diseases and elevates those of certain others.
		It's not entirely clear why autism would be one of them, but it turns out that that's one that has a much lower incidence in less genetically diverse populations.
		So, Millie.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, we're bringing back it!
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We're bringing it back!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Who's that at the door?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Is that Rainbow Snatch?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
		Is that Rainbow Snatch?
		Hello?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You busted.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Is that your Bernie?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, I don't know.
		That was for the chat room.
		All right.
		So, Millie Weaver's just going based on an apocryphal story in 2005 that got traction in anti-vaccination communities.
		But also, there have been a ton of studies that have shown.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Those stories always get traction, and the debunking never does.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, they just ignore that stuff, even though it's in peer-reviewed studies.
		So, at this point, Rob Dew gets on the mic.
		Everyone had forgotten he still exists.
		He shows up on the mic.
		He says some really weird stuff.
		One of the things I like to hear is that the bar is free.
		There's an open bar in the future.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Now, that's a good event.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But then he says something else that's really weird.
unidentified		I'm just going to make a quick.
		Hey, how's it going?
		I'm going to make a quick announcement.
		We're going to go to about 6.15 doing this, and we have the room till 7, so I think what we should do then is just hang out and mingle.
		Open bars.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Hang out!
unidentified		Listen!
		I will say this, though.
		If somebody asks a question and somebody out there knows the answer, they should come up and answer it because this is what it's all about.
		It's not about Jack doesn't have all the answers.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's because Alex is too drunk to get back on stage.
unidentified		Yeah.
		I don't have all the answers.
		Millie doesn't.
		Well, okay, Jack has all the answers.
		Yeah!
		But, you know, together, that's how networks are formed.
		Neural networks.
		We're a little neural network in here.
		So let's all, if you think you know the answer to something or have your own perspective, keep it short, but come on up and jump on up.
		Yeah, that's what it's all about.
		It's about participation, about getting in the game.
		So we welcome your questions.
		We'll go to about 6.15, and then let's just hang out.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We have a DJ who's going to play Electric Slide.
unidentified		I don't know what's in it, but it's good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They have Jungle Juice at the back.
unidentified		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know what's in that punch, but man, it's good.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Woo!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Rob Dew, baby.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Our free bar is essentially EverClear mixed with lemonade mix.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, those parties.
		Terrible.
		Terrible in my past.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We stole some margarita mix from my parents.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So we're going to have a good time tonight.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Jordan!
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They should have stopped at 6 instead of 6.15.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What happens at 6.15?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They take a question.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And now I have a few things I need to say about this.
		I don't know why, but at some point, right before this guy asks his question, the audio starts going fucking terrible.
		This is going to sound like shit, and I apologize in advance.
		But I will say, I tried to hunt down alternate versions of the audio.
		There is nothing that doesn't have this glitch in it.
		It's worth it for what ends up happening.
		I tried to fix it.
		I could not fix it.
		It would have taken me like six hours to go through and fix all the audio.
		So I apologize for subjecting your ears to this.
		But I wouldn't do it if it weren't one of the fucking craziest things.
		And when we get to what ends up happening, which I am not going to spoil it all, you cannot imagine the look on Millie Weaver's face.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And like, why the fuck isn't Alex here helping me with this?
		This is not cool.
		So here is the guy.
		His name is True Dave.
		He decides to.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Nope.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But he's a genius.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He knows how to start out.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		True Dave.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He knows how to start out a question with a plug.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Strangely enough, he's a fake leftist.
millie weaver ▲ ● ▼		Hey, so let's go to this gentleman right here.
unidentified		Yes.
		Good afternoon, everyone.
		Good evening.
		Yes.
		Let's give ourselves all a big round of applause for having the courage to come forward and to dine with the infamous Roger Stone and what's his name?
		Alex Jones.
		That's true.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So far, so far, in case people aren't making it out, what he said is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Nice little dig.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Let's give ourselves a round of applause for being courageous enough to come out and hang out.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Dine with the infamous Roger Stone.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And what's his name?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex Jones.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Alex Jones.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's doing a bit.
unidentified		Before we get to Doctor, you're also very important.
		My name is True Dave.
		I am a longtime listener of InfoWars and a first-time caller.
		I'm a patriot of 6,000 points.
		I love you.
		So I encourage you to buy from the store.
		They are excellent, excellent health products.
		You can actually stop paying your health insurance and invest in the health store, the info store.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So he gets it.
		He gets it.
		Don't pay your health insurance.
		Just buy Alex Jones' products.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, but he knows.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You know what?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, it should be a national Alex Jones' healthcare system.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's a damn ad pivot in a press conference.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I love it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's amazing.
unidentified		I love it.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Who is this fucking guy?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		True, Dave?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We're going to learn so much about him in this next clip.
unidentified		I have a question, but I need to preface my question.
		One might say that the longest government that we know upon the face of the planet is the Christian government.
		No!
		And at the center of this government is a man.
		And we know his name is Jesus.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, to recap, what he said so far is that the longest-running government in the world is a Christian government.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		At the center of it is a man named Jesus.
unidentified		Now, he gets his props, but I'm going to go a little deeper.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Jesus gets his props, but I'm going to go a little deeper.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, yeah, you got to.
unidentified		That's wild.
		That's nuts.
		As Christians, which info was professing to be a Christian channel, and we study the Bible.
		Does it?
		The book of Revelation clearly talks about the end times.
		And we are clearly in the end times.
		So, what is it that we must be looking for at the end times?
		That's one point.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Dragons?
unidentified		Two, Christ is the focus.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So he's asserting very clearly that we are in the end times.
		What should we be looking for?
		Christ is the focus.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, the problem I have is he prefaces that with two, as though everyone already knows what we should be looking for.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Two, Christ is the focus.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't know what we should be looking for.
unidentified		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And even Revelation scholars really don't know what we should be looking for.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You have no idea where this is coming from.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Other than that it already happened and it was a metaphor for Rome.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You have no idea where this is coming.
		I'm going.
		Also, to the chat room, I appreciate everyone suggesting how this audio could be fixed.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's a little late.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Trust me.
unidentified		It's a little late.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, everyone is saying, yeah, you probably can't fix this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And maybe there is some really, really long way to do it just manually, but it's such a mess.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All I know is that the second thing, after you fix that audio, look to Christ.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
		And again, I think this is as good a time as I need to bring out.
		I took this audio straight from Alex Jones' YouTube channel.
		He put this out like this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So that's on him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You texted me earlier, and it was like, I've been working on this, and every time I make an adjustment, it sounds like everybody's not going to let it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They're talking fast motion when I cut out the little blanks and audio.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Either way, it's going to hurt the ears.
unidentified		If we do not understand that the Lord of the Second Advent has returned to this earth, who assisted Nixon, who assisted Reagan, who created the Washington Times, that Alex Jones quoted every day since he started in Austin, Texas.
		If we don't come to understand that this Christ has left his sons on this earth to guide us to the future, because the Bible clearly says we will be in the rain of a thousand years.
		And I'm here to witness.
		I'm a living witness that Christ has come.
		His name is Sonya Moon.
		And he has done incredible work.
		Wait, what?
		Wait a minute.
		Wait, I don't have free speech?
		What?
		Well, so you have your opportunity to do.
		No, he's not Jesus.
		But I want to see this very clearly.
		What is your question?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Millie Weaver just standing on stage so scared like, what?
		Wait.
		What?
unidentified		Who is Christ reimburthed as?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sun Young Moon.
		Sun Young Moon.
		Wait, hold on.
		Sun Young Moon?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So this guy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's pretty impressive.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This guy went to Alex Jones' after party.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And was like, now's my time to let everybody know I already know who Christ is.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And he did it perfectly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He got everyone behind him by doing a plug.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		These are great products.
		These are great products.
		You're going to love it.
		First off, we know we're in the end times.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Even before that, you do the plug, talk about, I've listened to Alex Jones for a long time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm an info warrior from way back.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Huge info.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I love all this.
		Look, I'm a nation.
		I believe in Jesus, all this.
		And then he fucking Trojan horses in.
		Sun Young Moon is the Christ.
		They are so confused.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They have no idea what to do.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I love the part where he's like, now let me finish.
unidentified		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I have First Amendment rights, Joe.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, he's not mad.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, I know, but you hear it in his voice.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like, just like, no, I have First Amendment rights.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I get to say he's confused because Alex Jones' whole thing is about how his First Amendment rights are being encroached on.
		And now we started the episode with him trying to kick out what might have been Jordan Clepper from his event and then saying, we'll let you on stage.
		He never does.
		And now we end with a Mooney who's asking a question.
		And then you can see, like, it's just shadows because it's people's heads.
		It's the back of people's heads in an auditorium.
		But you can see someone came over and is talking to him like, dude, stop.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Wait, hold on.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hold on one second.
unidentified		We are crazy.
unidentified		This is getting too fucking crazy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, it's because it's getting too real.
		Like, not because Sun Young Moon is Christ, but because Sun Young Moon did make The Washington Times.
		And The Washington Times is a load of shit journal publication that spouts the same narratives that Alex does.
		And he does use them as a source a lot.
		And Sun Young Moon is related to a lot of funding.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Do you mean Jesus?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, I mean Sun Young Moon.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Are you sure he's not the leader of the Unification Church?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What we know is that Christ's sons are coming.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Sun Young Moon is related to a lot of funding of conservative organizations and think tanks.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And Christ.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
		So there's a lot of connection between the narratives that Alex Jones puts out into the world and Sun Young Moon funding.
		And so this guy is crazy.
		But at the same time, he's not crazy in thinking that Alex should be on the same page as him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, of course not.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because if you listen to Alex for a really long time and your focal point was Sun Young Moon and The Washington Times, it would make perfect sense to you that like Alex gets it.
		Yeah.
		Alex is he knows.
unidentified		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He knows.
		Look, Sun Young Moon was super behind Nixon and Reagan.
		Alex seems to like those guys.
		I think he's my guy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I love it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's very, it's very nuts.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I legit thought he was coming to Roger Stone as being like, he was behind Nixon.
		He was behind Reagan.
		He was doing the whole thing.
		And I was like, this is when we bring in Roger Stone.
		And then he threw the curveball of Sun Young Moon.
		Love it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Which actually introduces the question of does Roger Stone have any relation with Sun Young Moon, given the two of them have had parallel tracks throughout the world.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Have they ever been in the same room together?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I want to find out that Seung Young Moon is a white dude, right?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, he was Korean.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but was he a white dude?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't think so.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Did he get the Christ surgery?
		You know, that's Christ was Jewish, and then he became white.
		That's why all the Italian.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I want to say we have one more clip.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's two minutes long of him, but I don't think it's worth it because he just rambles more about Christ.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think we got to close on Sung Young Moon, man.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's a solid close-up.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's really funny to me, the rest of it.
		And you can go look at, you can watch the whole video if you want over on Alex's channel.
		But he keeps being like, you guys are trying to get me to not say this stuff.
		There are moments like that that are really.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The genuine surprise is great.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So there's that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But anyway, Alex had soy bombed by a Mooney.
unidentified		Love it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Which is going to be my punk band.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Soy bombed by a Mooney?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		I don't know.
		This has been a really interesting thing because I, you know, everyone wants to.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This took a lot of twists and turns that I wasn't expecting.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Everyone wanted us to talk about the press conference.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is way fucking better.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is much more interesting.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Weird ass drunk them all doing weird ass shit, but I love it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't think all of them are drunk, though.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't think Jack Pesobic goes out in public drunk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, and Millie is clearly doing her best.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, she is dreaming of better things than she is doing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		She knows she has heavy lifting to do.
		Maybe Coursey's drunk.
		I can't tell with his fucking.
		I don't know.
		I can't do it anymore.
		I've got no more metaphors for a soggy.
		Just cadaver.
unidentified		Just a cadaver in a bog.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Just a fucking lake full of whiskey that is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		His pale skin and his blue lips, his fucking tiny little fucking mushy hands.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You ever knock out a chubby old bitch and throw him in a river of whiskey?
unidentified		That's what Coursey fucking looks like.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Fucking dick.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That guy sucks.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, God damn it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He might have been drunk.
unidentified		I love this.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's what I was getting at.
		Roger Stone's not drunk.
		He's just doing his best.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Roger Stone is just bananas.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know, man.
		I think that what you look at when you look at the totality of this is you see, I think the major points I want to take away is this has all of the flavor of a white nationalist Nazi rally that is a failure because the audience is not very interested.
		They're a very low-energy audience.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It'd be fun if they were all Moonies.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that'd be crazy.
unidentified		That would be a big movie.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If they were all behind him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If True Dave got like, True Dave, True Dave.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That'd be crazy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		True Dave SA!
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		True Dave S.A.!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, a better champ than Pesobic could get going.
		So that's one point.
		And then the other point is I really think that Alex is trying to get Soros to sue him.
		And it's really funny to me because that's never going to happen.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's never going to happen.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There's no win.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There's no win.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's a pointless act.
		You can just keep slandering him, and it doesn't matter.
		Because why would it matter?
		What I find interesting about this is that the only thing that will get Soros to sue him is if one of Alex's fans kills his son, which I think is a remote possibility as things deteriorate.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Or Putin might do it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's possible.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think the thing that I find interesting about the coverage of the press conference and the lack of coverage about this banana's nonsense is that every time we see this type of coverage from Right Wing Watcher Media Matters.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, like a year ago, the same thing with the go fuck yourself Adam Schiff thing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right, right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And later in the episode, he's telling you how to learn.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What it seems like to me is that they always cover Alex at his strongest.
		Do you know what I'm saying?
		Like, they always cover Alex doing the most Alex.
		No, no, no, no.
		Instead of covering Alex at his weakest, when he gives up the game.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's the strong, embarrassing version because kissing the flag and stuff like that is embarrassing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It still works into the narrative of his mythology.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		His embarrassment is his strength.
		Like his inability, his complete lack of ability to feel shame, just like Trump.
		It's the lack of shame.
		It's the complete misunderstanding of what it's like to be another rational human being.
		It's what makes them so powerful.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Imagine if the headlines were, Alex Jones promotes two-hour Q ⁇ A session, too drunk to follow through.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So his buddies have a nationalist rally.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		A white nationalist rally.
		Right?
		Because that's the reality of what we saw here.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Every time, every time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He was too drunk at the wheel, so Lee Stranahan came up on stage and piggybacked some anti-Soros hate.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And Jack Pisobic expressed, I don't want white kids being adopted to Chinese people.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Or just like Jerome Corsi, allowed to speak.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like, that's a worthy headline as well.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, God.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, man.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Anyways.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's someone who I wish was a non.
		Be fucking fucking Jerome Corsi.
		If he was in the queue to be a non, you know, like the line in England, they call it a cue.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I know what a Q.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I know what a Q is.
unidentified		All right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Come on, man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I hate that guy.
		Anyway, that brings us to the end of this episode.
		I wish folks would do a better job of covering this sort of thing because it's much more.
		You're right.
		It's much more embarrassing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's much more potent.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, thank you all for listening.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think it's very obvious what's going to happen at the end of this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But first off, if you would like to follow us on Twitter.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We're at knowledge underscore fight.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Also, our website is knowledgefight.com.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If you want to join a specific group with a long name, you're going to have to stop, pause, listen to the next words I say.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Go home and tell your mother you're brilliant.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hit the 15-second button on your iPhone.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's go home and tell your mother you're brilliant on Facebook.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's right.
		We're also just on Facebook if you want to find our.
		But I don't post much there.
		It's mostly about the group these days.
		The page is kind of, you know what I've realized?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We like positive reinforcement way too much.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's not even that.
		It's engagement.
		Like the way that Facebook works, more people see stuff in the group than if I posted it on the page.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's a good point.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And so I realize, what's the fucking point of the page?
		I want to just post something on the page.
		It's like, join the group.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm not going to post anything over here anymore.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Who gives a shit?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Maybe that should be your Twitter, whatever the thing is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Your posted tweet.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thank everyone so much.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We're just over 200 people in the group now.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's crazy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I kind of don't believe 200 people listen to this.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, they do.
unidentified		More than that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Fantastic.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thank you all so much.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes, thank you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thank you so much.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Subscribe.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Find us on iTunes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We had to get out of here, but someone must be told their business.
		I think we all know who.
		There's someone who's gotten too much of a rubbing on this episode, so I'm going to give him a break.
		And I'm going to say Lucian Wintrick.
unidentified		God damn it, Dan!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm kidding.
unidentified		Come on.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Lee Strandahan, go fuck yourself.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Thanks for holding.
unidentified		Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified		I'm a huge fan.
unidentified		I love your work.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I love you.

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