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March 19, 2018 - Knowledge Fight
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#139: St. Patrick's Day Special Report
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Jordan Holmes and Dan Friesen dissect Alex Jones’ St. Patrick’s Day 2017 rant, where he falsely claimed Hillary Clinton would be indicted (she wasn’t until 2019), blamed "globalists" for lawsuits—ignoring his ex-wife’s role—and boasted of divine ties with Trump, citing fringe theories like the Habsburg-Hitler link and Khazar bloodlines. His drunken, performative delivery and Christian supremacist undertones reveal a desperate, self-serving figure clinging to conspiracy fantasies while mainstream media remains unshaken, exposing his hollow bravado and shifting priorities. [Automatically generated summary]

Participants
Main
a
alex jones
infowars 18:53
d
dan friesen
53:25
j
jordan holmes
22:15
Appearances
Clips
d
darrell hamamoto
00:09
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Andy in Kansas, you're on the earth.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I love your work.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
I love you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That is what we do, Dan.
If you are going to try and sell this podcast to somebody who has never heard it before.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Or perhaps has heard very similar podcasts.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I would say I know a lot about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I would say.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Co-host.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I don't know anything about Alex Jones.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Today, Jordan, we got a lot of fun.
We got a lot of fun in front of us.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That's good because I'm loopy as fuck.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
You've been at work all day.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I've been working for 10 hours, man, staring at a computer, replying to emails from dumb people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That is not a fun time, but this will be.
I guarantee it.
This is going to be a delightful blast.
Let's do it.
I have a number of things I want to say.
First of all, I'd like to give a big shout out to listener Keegan.
I believe he's a technocrat at this point, but he is a listener.
He was in town over the St. Patrick's Day weekend.
And it was very nice to meet him.
Always a great time.
unidentified
Yeah, I'm so sorry, Keegan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
This isn't why I brought it up.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I'm so sorry.
I'm just sorry.
I couldn't make it.
unidentified
I feel like a piece of shit because I had to work and I didn't have a show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
And I know you wanted to see me, which baffles my mind.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
This is not why I brought this up.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Oh, not to make me feel guilt?
Overall-encompassing guilt?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
No, I brought it up because it was also his birthday, and his one thing he wanted was to meet Jordan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
God damn it!
unidentified
No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
He donated on a time travel level a while back, and one of the things he wanted was a drunk Alex Jones.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And it turns out that I am able to, even though we already did another episode for him, I am able to, since he was in town this weekend, honor him with this episode that we are going to be doing today.
But first, I have to honor all of our listeners.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I haven't even taken a sip of the wine, and I'm already grandiose as you're doing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I know.
I know.
I see it.
I feel it.
I feel it coming from you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So I told you on the last episode that on this episode, we would begin the March Madness bracket.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That's true.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Of Alex Jones drops.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
All right, here we go.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So today what we're going to do, because we have a lot in front of us, and I didn't want to overwhelm you after your long day at work, I decided that we would have one teaser matchup today.
And on the next episode, which we will be putting out on Wednesday, we'll have a bunch more.
But I don't want to overwhelm everybody right off the top, too.
I don't want to give you all the matchups.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
You teasing bitch.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So today we are going to be looking at one matchup from one of the quadrants.
There's 16 seeds, four divisions.
One of the divisions that we will be looking at today, one matchup from that, is the guests division.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Okay.
Wow.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Four of these drops.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
You have clearly put a lot of thought into this, and I am delighted by it.
And also, man, we got to get you out of the house.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Four of these drops are from people who are not Alex Jones.
The other 12 will be Alex Jones drops of different varieties.
unidentified
All right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
So the number one seed has got to be go home and tell your money.
Mother.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
You would think that, but the selection committee sat down and thought this over long and hard.
Which committee was that?
It's sort of like the people who like the Pope.
It's very secretive.
Okay, all right, all right, all right.
So the selection committee.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It's sort of like the people who like the Pope.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, exactly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Not the people who choose the Pope.
Just the general people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So click like on Facebook for the Pope.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, I feel good about the Pope right now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So we are looking at the number one seed versus the number four seed in the guest division.
And revealing first, the number four seed is Daryl Hamamoto's gayest instrument.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
There you go.
darrell hamamoto ▲ ● ▼
I said, what would be the gayest instrument in my collection that I could take to this event?
It was my pink Esquire, my Pudenda Pink Esquire.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Crazy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
There you go.
That's bananas.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Absolutely lunatic man.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
So, number one seed is the gayest instrument.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
No, that's number four.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That's number four.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That's the number four seed going up against the number one seed, which you accurately predicted is Steve Pieczenik.
And it's from that episode.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
But it's not.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It's not go home and tell your mother you're brilliant.
It's Alex Jones getting a manners lesson from Steve Pieczenik.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
With all these crises we're facing, and I got four children.
I'm pissed off at the globalists.
I'm pissed off at the political class.
I'm tired of their crap.
They all need to go to prison.
So there's fear in these people.
I'm sick of them.
Dr. Pachenek, what do you make of the intel I just dumped on you?
I know you have all your own sources, but what do you make of that?
unidentified
First of all, I thought you were going to call me out to see how I was because I've been in the middle of a major storm which was not created by Globalists or the TIA.
And trees have been coming down.
Power lines have been coming down.
So Alex, I want you to come.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
I did call him.
You were on yesterday.
We know you.
Thank you for going.
We hope you're doing great.
unidentified
Great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I love it so much.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It's the gayest instrument for against.
You could ask how I'm doing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, exactly.
I think that the selection committee, what they saw in that clip over the Go Home and Tell Your Mother, is the transition from Alex screaming about the Globalists to Steve Pachetic being like, hey, come on, man.
I'm a person.
I'm in the middle of a hurricane.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, that one's got my vote.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It's a tough road for Hamamoto to get out of the first round in this one.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It's the Steve Pieczenik turning into your mom that I love so much.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So as I post this episode this evening, if this episode is out, there will be a poll that'll last, I guess, I don't know, maybe 24 hours.
I haven't decided yet.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Who knows?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
In our Facebook group, Go Home and Tell Your Mother You're Brilliant.
Also, Steve Pieczenik.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
There you go.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And you guys can vote, see what makes it to the second round.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Frankly, it should be disqualified.
Go home and tell your mother you're brilliant.
I feel like that would be too on the nose.
Well, right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It would be like us having Andy in Kansas as one of the drops.
Exactly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
You can't do that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, it would be cannibalistic.
Right.
So, Jordan, I mentioned earlier.
Oh, have fun voting.
That's my wish for you all.
unidentified
Yeah, there we go.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I mentioned earlier that this episode is going to be drunk Alex Jones for Keegan.
Indeed.
And actually, I had a very nice time meeting with Keegan, although unfortunately, I drank a green beer because we were at a bar, and before I knew it, my tongue had turned green.
And I had to walk home with my hand over my mouth so that blends in.
unidentified
Generally speaking, you walk home with your tongue hanging out of your mouth so everyone could see it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Like a cartoon animal.
I just didn't want to blend in with the rabble rousers and pass out on the street drunks at 11 in the morning or whatever on St. Patrick's Day here.
Shout out to Chicago.
Yeah, exactly.
It's a great place.
But I felt very bad that I couldn't, in the past, fulfill this birthday wish of a drunk Alex on St. Patrick's Day.
And I was like, this year, St. Patrick's Day, I mean, I guess every year you celebrate it on Saturday.
Alex doesn't have a show on Saturday.
So I watched Friday and like, maybe he's going to get the booze going early.
Right.
Nope, didn't.
He was just terrible.
He just had a bunch of people on to talk about how they're all being censored and all this nonsense.
Then?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That way he doesn't have to talk about his own lawsuits.
He can kind of spiral in and be like, yeah, you're being censored.
I mean, obviously, you know, I'm being censored.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Steve Crowder, you and I are in the same boat.
Oh, Leanne McAdoo, you're getting sued for the thing that I encouraged you to do.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Let's talk about how much it sucks.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Also, thank you so much for not suing me for the things that I did to Ashley Beckford that I'm almost certainly done to you as well.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Thanks for not vouching for her.
Yeah.
So, as luck would have it, God smiled down upon us.
Alex, for reasons unknown, decided to go into the studio and do a special report on Saturday.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That can't be real.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And I have almost no doubt that he's drunk.
And here is an out-of-context drop from that episode.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
I can't do this anymore.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That should give you a little bit of the flavor of things to come.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
All right, this is happening.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So the episode is titled Hillary About to Be Indicted by like I don't remember what the precise title was here.
I need to get it because it's inappropriate if I don't give you the precise title because it's just that it's important.
Like, this is a salacious ass title.
Here it is.
Special report.
Trump set to indict Hillary.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
We're already off to a live.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, and it's specifically about the McCabe, Andrew McCabe being fired is going to lead to Hillary's indictment.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Gotcha.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And so we'll see how much he talks about that.
unidentified
Boy, it seems like it's going to be the not that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I don't know what to expect anymore, but I do know that this episode starts with 20 seconds of silence and Alex Jones looking off into.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
In honor of McCabe.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Indeed.
He's just looking off into the middle distance for 20 seconds.
And then he says this.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
You hear that silence?
That's the silence of all the tyrants in history.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Sure.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Who thought they were invincible and thought that their people wouldn't wake up to what they were doing, who ended up getting shoveled into their graves?
You know, I became a student of history when I was about six, seven years old because I started reading Time Life book encyclopedias around the house, the house about World War II.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Not the same thing.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
World War I, the Old West, things like that.
And by the time I was 10-11, I was reading college-level textbooks on history and books written by Julius Caesar and Adolf Hitler.
I remember when I'd be a little bit older, 12, 13, buying books like that at the bookstore, they'd say, you're a Nazi.
You're buying a book on Nazi Germany.
You're not a Nazi, are you?
Yes.
And that's when I knew how ignorant the general public was.
If you buy a book.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That's not a no.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, Shears, Order of the Death's Head, Adolf Hitler's Mein Kampf, My Struggle, You Must Be For Hitler.
Well, I learned to not even respond and say, well, I've read books by Winston Churchill, three-volume set, History of the English-speaking peoples.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Also not a good guy.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Doesn't mean I'm an Anglophile or an agent of the British crown, which is really a Transylvanian crown flying under a German crown of the Saxe-Coburg Gothas of the formerly established and now defunct Austrian-Hungarian Empire that was dethroned during World War I and to reassess itself in World War II.
It was finally decapitated.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Wow, that's a drunk man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, just rattling off words.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That is actually, you don't know.
So I'm not a Nazi because you don't even know where the English crown comes from.
It comes from Transylvania.
Dracula is actually English.
I don't know if you know that or not.
Who says I'm a Nazi?
I am a vampire.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I would suggest that these people at the bookstore were more like, are you old enough to be reading this?
This is some pretty heavy stuff.
The Lords of the Death's Head, or the Order of the Death's Head, which isn't...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Never too old to hate the Jews, Dan.
That's the one thing I've learned from this podcast.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, he gets the authors wrong there, too, and he's referencing those books.
But I want to talk a little bit about his claims about the British crown because there's some problems.
A little bit of problems with the historical idea that it's a Transylvanian crown.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Well, it turns into a bat.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
No, it doesn't.
It doesn't do that.
I can affirm the crown does not.
unidentified
You can.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That you're thinking of the game DuckTales.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
You haven't been to the Tower of London, my friend.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That's a fair point.
So Queen Elizabeth II is currently the holder of the crown of Agnes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I have.
I saw the Crown Jewels.
Okay.
Not that good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Didn't turn into a bat, did it?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Not that good.
Well, they were behind glass.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
And there were people watching.
And you know, you can't turn into a bat while people are watching.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That has to be in contact with air.
Right.
So she's the Queen Elizabeth II, current holder of the crown.
Before her, her father, George VI, was king.
Before that, his brother Edward VIII was king for under a year and had to abdicate because he wanted to marry a lady who'd been divorced twice and the court deemed her unfit to be the consort of the king.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Right, which we've covered how stupid that is.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yes.
Before that, his father, George V, was king, and his reign takes us all the way back to 1910, which is before World War I. Right.
Now, this is interesting because when Dracula was king.
Yes, yes.
I promise everything is going to come full circle to Vlad the Impaler.
Alex is going to look very stupid.
Good.
Because people were not really enjoying the Germans in the mid-1910s.
George V changed the name of his branch of his house from the House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha to the House of Windsor in 1917.
This is a wise decision that he made about three years into World War I, perhaps the most grisly war of all time that most people blame the Germans for.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Probably their fault.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
The Belgian wing of the house decided to.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Or arms dealers, depending on how you feel about the rich.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Perhaps.
The Belgian wing of the house changed their name a few years later for exactly the same reason.
The stink of Germany was upon the house of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha, and they wanted that appearance to be as moot as possible.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I heard the law firm changed its name as well from Saxe-Coburg and Gotha to.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
All right, never mind.
So the thing is, like, yes, it does have German roots.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
To Steinbart.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
All right.
Calm down.
Ten hours in front of a screen.
unidentified
Loopy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Punchy as hell.
Fucking loopy, man.
So the House of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha does have Germanic roots, as does every house.
Yeah.
Because there were a bunch of, like, Germany didn't exist as a nation-state until 1871.
There were just a bunch of regional ruling families, and some of them interlocked, and some of them created larger houses to solidify and increase their power.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Well, one of the issues that the crown family has always kind of avoided is the fact that they're related to just about every other crown family.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Not everyone, but a lot of them.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
But a lot of them.
Yeah, a lot of people.
But that's World War Ones.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Because of intermarriage and the fact that the lines go back hundreds of years.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
You're going to find that between tons and tons of people.
It just so happens that they had really strategic and selective marriages in order to consolidate power and keep the money within families.
Yeah.
So here's the thing: the Sax in the title, S-A-X-E, in the name is a reference to Saxony, the state in modern Eastern Germany, which in medieval times ruled the isles that would become the UK along with the Angles, which is where the term Anglo-Saxon derives from.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That's also where the Black Knight comes from in medieval times.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Exactly.
The Angles and Saxons were both Germanic tribes who went north and collectively founded the Kingdom of England in the mid to early 900s.
When Queen Victoria died in 1901, the crown passed to her eldest son, Edward VII, who was a member of the House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha through his father, Queen Victoria's husband, Prince Albert.
As such, the ruling lineage went from the it was patriarchally handed down from that point in the House of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, whereas before it had been in the House of Hanover.
The House of Hanover is also a line that has German roots and is more properly called the House of Hanover-Brunswick-Lundburg Hanover line.
Back in 1714, George I began the royal lineage of Hanover when he assumed the crown after Queen Anne of House Stuart, which is a Scottish line, died without an heir and they picked her second cousin George to take over.
So Alex saying that it has a Germanic root.
Obviously it does, but that means nothing.
He brings in the Habsburg Empire, which is just such a distraction on his part.
Such nonsense.
That's just another name for the Austro-Hungarian Empire, which was defeated and scattered into many pieces at the end of World War I in 1919.
Many Habsburg monarchs were concurrently Holy Roman Emperor, which Alex could be confusing, but that really doesn't mean anything.
It's not the same thing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
You might as well bring in Persia.
unidentified
Exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
The House of Habsburg is also a completely different thing if he was trying to talk about that instead of just the Austro-Hungarian Empire.
The House of Habsburg became extinct and dissolved on November 29th, 1780.
A junior Austrian branch of the House extended as the House of Habsburg-Lorraine, but this too dissolved in 1918 and did not dissolve because it was secretly a part of the House of Windsor.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Are you sure?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I am positive.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Also, the conception that this empire got defeated in World War I and then wanted to become like it was like they tried to resurge in World War II through Hitler is nonsense because Hitler expressed that he hated the Habsburg identity.
Yeah.
And he was a harsh German nationalist.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Kind of a big deal for him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
He claimed that he did not want to fight in the Austro-Hungarian Habsburg army because there was a mix of races in it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
You could call him his struggle.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Indeed, that was a comp.
So I apologize.
This is a whole lot of information.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
You know what's fun about all of that is that there was a time in my life where I knew that and had memorized those facts.
And then I became a person who was like, oh, these people should all just be dead.
And I stopped caring.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That's a fair assumption on a lot of people's parts.
A lot of the confusion comes down to Queen Victoria.
We'll get to that in a second.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That's mainly because she fucked.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
She did.
Well, there's a lot of progeny, and a lot of people ended up scattering from there.
So Transylvania, as you know, because you're not an idiot.
Right, T-Panes, is a region in central Romania.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That's where T-Pain took his name.
unidentified
Indeed.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yep.
And Austro-Tuning was created there.
That's where you sing and it makes you sound German.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Can we just end the podcast over that?
That's the best joke you've ever made.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I think we're just talking about it.
So in the 16th century, Transylvania was absorbed by the Habsburg Empire, and the rulers adopted the title Prince of Transylvania as part of their royal list of acclaims until the Austro-Hungarian Empire dissolved in 1918.
In the same way that Daenerys Targaryen goes around and creates like Queen of the Unsullied, the unburnt.
Whenever things happen, she adds things to her royal titles.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Once you start getting a title, you just keep adding titles.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It's really fun.
And so whenever it was absorbed, the title Prince of Transylvania ended up becoming part of a moniker that got handed down.
Until the Austro-Hungarian Empire dissolved.
And that doesn't necessarily mean there's a genetic connection or even a passing down of a crown.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Because there wasn't really even a crown in Transylvania.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
There wasn't even really a nation.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So now, where does this come from?
I'll tell you.
unidentified
Boy, I'm going to go with bullshit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
In 2011, Prince Charles said in an interview that he was a descendant of Vlad the Impaler, which started the rumor mills running that he should be named King of Romania, which experts viewed as a preposterous idea.
There's no evidence of Charles' claim, and it's more than likely that he just said it because he was in Romania at the time and because he owns a summer house there, and he's active with the Mihai Imenescu Trust, a British charity that works to preserve Romania's Saxon history.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Now, it could also be because Prince Charles is a lunatic.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
He's also pretty crazy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Who is fucking stupid?
And I kind of love him.
He's a horrible racist monster who owns way too much shit.
And I hope he gets hit by a summer house in Romania.
But yeah, I mean, fuck that guy.
But he's kind of hilarious.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So also the confusion comes from the fact that the last king of Romania, King Michael, was the great-great-grandson of Queen Victoria, which makes him third cousins with Queen Elizabeth.
But because of colonialism and the way that people would just like, you know, I'm a prince of England.
I'm going to marry a princess in Russia or something like that.
You just have these weird connections that would end up happening.
You can find, like, if you just dig deep enough, you can find connections all over the place.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, they're related to fucking everybody.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
The current king of Spain is the great-great-great-grandson of Queen Victoria and also the great-great-great-great-great-grandson of Otto I King of Greece, the first modern king of Greece.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
You know what's crazy?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It just, I mean, what are you going to do?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Every time, and I hear it so many times, every time I hear Spain has a king, I'm like, nah, that can't be real.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
And it is.
Spain has a king.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And so does England.
You know, it is functional monarchs.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
No, I understand.
They're dumb and imaginary, but I'm still like, really?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That's the bigger thing is it's all just for show.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
The other thing, too, is like, you know, we could go with like that lady who was on suits, who's marrying one of the princes, is now the great-great-great-great-granddaughter of Queen Victoria.
That's true.
So we could do that, or her child will be the great, great-granddaughter or son of Queen Victoria.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So you can play.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
And that's why she will become king of Spain.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Exactly.
And she's the descendant of Vlad the Impaler.
Like, you could play this game all day long, but what it really comes down to is a stray interview that Prince Charles had, and the fact that when Transylvania was absorbed as a region by the Austro-Hungarian Empire, the Prince of Transylvania title became part of the moniker.
Anyway, that's fucking exhausting, way too much information.
The rest of the clips won't have nearly as much information.
I promise you.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So now let's.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
So we're not going to constantly be getting into biblical lineages at this point.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Prince Victoria Begat.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I'm about to want to.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
I know.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I'm sorry.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I swear to God, I think Alex, based on this information, is also going to claim that he is King Leonidas and he was one of the 300 fighting against British tyranny or whatever it is he thinks is real.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Possible.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
He's a fucking lunatic.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
So let's get into this next clip where he gets even crazier.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
You see, I learned that there were a lot of lazy people who wanted to act like they knew about history and knowledge.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Like you did.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
He didn't actually have the knowledge.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Damn.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Race memory?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
And that's why in 2018, without even wanting it, without even seeking it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Long pauses.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
I have a sickening amount of power.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Is he going to burp after that?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Which scares the Soros crowd and the globalists to death.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Sure.
So this is already, I mean, we're sort of linguistically off to the races in terms of like, oh, boy.
Oh, no.
The way you're pacing your speech, I'm terrified.
I'm terrified.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Is very much about Hillary Clinton being indicted, right?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Oh, it's supposed to be.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
We're already right into it.
We're digging into the reasons that she's going to be indicted.
You know what my theory is on why conservatives like Fox News and Alex Jones and all those idiots keep talking about Hillary is because the campaign was so good for them.
They were like, oh, we get to ride this out.
And our guy is imaginary right now, so we don't have to deal with what a piece of shit he is.
And now he's president, and they're like, oh, shit, we hate him too.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I think there's a lot of people say that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
So we're going to keep ragging on Hillary because it reminds us of the good times.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Well, it's like when you're a loser in adulthood, but you were a star quarterback and you flash back to your glory days.
Exactly.
It's that same sort of mentality.
It's like you don't want to wrestle with the fact that you didn't live up to your potential right now.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
And now you work at your dad's dealership.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Exactly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Which is the metaphor for Trump.
He works at his dad's used car dealer.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
But you remember when he was out there throwing bombs just downfield.
So anyway, in this next clip, I don't know if we need to unpack Alex Jones' idea that he's super powerful.
But I think what he's saying is that he's super powerful because he's smart.
Because he has knowledge that other people don't have, like the fact that Dracula gave birth to Prince Charles.
He's around.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
He controls the past, controls Dracula.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Exactly.
So now we get into how in this next clip the lawsuits against Alex are fake.
And then it spirals out of control into him realizing it's St. Patrick's Day.
And then he says some other stupid shit about history.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Of course.
And you know, they got this big fake lawsuit against me that's 70 pages long.
90% of it's fiction.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
The problem is the 10%.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
They're not demanding Congress, the president, because they've connected these dots.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Uh-oh.
You know what that means?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
But the truth in it is the spirit of Renaissance and American reawakening is commanding us all, but as a standard individuals who aren't open to the universe, they don't even get that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That means nothing.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
So that said, I'm up here on Saturday night on St. Patty's Day.
I'm out wearing green.
No, I'm part Irish.
My daughter is even more Irish because her mommy's part, half Irish.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
What's the other?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That's really weird.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That's a really weird thing to say.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Anyway.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
By wearing green.
I actually looked for a green shirt earlier wearing my green shirt, so I don't know.
But the point is.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I love that.
I'm not trying to patronize you by wearing a green shirt.
Actually, I tried to wear a green shirt and couldn't find one.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I wish I could, but I would have patronized it.
I'm making up a reason so you guys don't know that I couldn't find my green shirt.
But then I just told you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I got some whiskey in me.
Spirit got good.
I called Rob Dew and showed up over here.
We're working on a schedule.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
If you look what the Irish went through and everybody else has gone through under Imperial Britain, it's not a British conspiracy we face.
It's corrupt elites that conquered powerful Brittany, that used the power of those tribes and people and was left with the Roman technologies of control to project power into the world.
I was just really combining forces with the black nobility of the Venetians to set up the modern anti-human system we now face.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Cool boy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Follow the money.
Back to the Venetians.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, so Venice was a very early, very prosperous society because they had a very strategic place as a port.
And then as Genoa came to prominence, it sort of fell apart, you know, because there were other options.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
They didn't have a stranglehold Ted Nugent on the C-commerce and what have you.
So they're.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That's a really interesting period whenever those guys start going crazy at each other.
All of those tiny little city-states in Italy going nuts, along with, you know, where does the pope come from?
Which, like, one of these tiny little city-states gets the pope, and then they all go fucking fight each other about the pope, and then you got three popes going on.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
You got the border, counter, counter-counter-popes, bananas, yeah, bananas.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I loved it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It's nuts, yeah.
And Italy's history, uh, like, as a unified entity is not that old, and it's still kind of not great.
I mean, if you really look at it, it wasn't even a republic until 1946.
So that's as recent as a sort of democratic existing Italy is, because it was under fascist rule before that, and kings before that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Right.
Well, I mean, in 1946, Berlusconi had his first bunga bunga party, so that's why that's why they celebrated by becoming a republic.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Berlusconi fucked everybody in Italy, and they became a republic.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And because he fucked everybody, and he is a descendant of Dracula, everyone in Italy is a bad thing.
Everyone's a vampire!
Exactly.
So, black nobility.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
You heard it here first.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Nobility.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Italy is all vampires.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
The black nobility is just a term that's used to describe Italian, and Italian is the wrong term because of the time period, but in the area of Italy, aristocratic families who sided with the Pope when the Kingdom of Italy came into Rome and overthrew Pope Pius IX in 1870.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That's what the black nobility was.
It was people who sided with the papacy over the state of the kingdom.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
And why did they do that?
Because Pope Pius was a piece of shit.
He was fucking garbage.
Who was exactly the kind of thing that Alex Jones is super against, who was corrupt and who was monstrous and who was apparently just trying in Alex Jones' parlance to destroy the sovereignty?
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So what I'm more interested in is most of the research I was able to do into the idea of the black nobility and what have you leads back to a bunch of theories about how the Venetian oligarchs, the black nobility, who would end up becoming the black nobility, were comprised of Khazars.
Are you aware about the Khazars?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It's a name that's applied to a semi-nomadic group from Turkic descent.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, I thought that isn't that related to the Cossacks?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I don't know.
I don't think so.
I don't think it's specifically.
But the reason that this is interesting is that there's a little theory that's popped up over the years.
It's very popular in anti-Semitic and anti-Zionist circles.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
God damn it!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
But slightly less popular in academic ones that the Khazar bloodline, or in this case, if you make a one-to-one comparison, the black nobility, the Venetian oligarchs, that bloodline is responsible for the ethnogenesis of Ashkenazi Jews.
Yeah.
It's not very real.
But I do think that it's possible that that's one of the reasons why Alex is sort of compelled towards these ideas.
Because you get into the idea of like the black nobility as a historical entity, it did exist, but also it wasn't like, it wasn't some grand conspiracy that still lingers to this day.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It was maligned.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I think that is the case in a lot of conspiracy theory where bad things are still maligned.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Right, exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
But at the same time, you get these ideas of like a black pope and all this, like these evil extra Vatican entities that still linger to this day.
And what it comes back to is a lot of this Khazar idea.
And it's a much bigger thing than I have time to unpack right now.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
To have a do you think we'll ever have a black pope?
Like not a black pope, but I mean like a black pope.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Of African descent.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Like could Obama become pope?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I don't think so.
He's not Catholic.
That's going to be the first problem.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That is an issue.
That is an issue.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I don't know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Could expedite that, though.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I think eventually we may get there, but who knows?
The world probably doesn't have enough time.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So, anyway, suffice it to say that I believe that Alex Jones is bringing in the black nobility in Venice is probably a dog whistle to anti-Semitic ideas about the roots of Ashkenazi Jews.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Naturally.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
But be that as it may, Alex, in this next class.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That's what happens when you read Mein Komfit 11 and insist you're not a Nazi.
All of a sudden, everything you believe goes back to anti-Semitism.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Well, I mean, we've already seen the idea that he gets of the Rothschild family is almost exclusively from Nazi propaganda films.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Right, right, right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And then there was another thing today I was going over.
I was looking at the Friday episode because I was going to initially go over Friday on today's episode, but it did not end up making the cut.
His big narrative on Friday is that this church in Australia is not allowed to say Jesus in a banner that they put up.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Boy, that's a great narrative that really covers the big issues of our time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Well, he's saying that the globalists are making their move on Jesus.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And he's taking this from a Daily Mail article.
And I went and looked at the Daily Mail article.
I'm just read you from it here.
Pastor Duffy claimed Lendlease, that's the name of the mall or the company that owns the mall, requested to withdraw the word Jesus from the sign as it may have offended shoppers and non-Christians.
Pastor Duffy said Lendlease has since changed their mind and allowed the word Jesus to be included in the sign.
In a statement, the Lendlease spokeswoman said that they regretted asking for the sign to be amended.
Quote, it was an error of judgment to ask Elim Church to change its messaging, and we apologize unreservedly.
That's in the actual article that Alex is reporting.
So, like, I don't trust him to do anything.
I don't trust him to know about history based on his inability to read an article.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It was in the third paragraph.
You can't expect anybody to read all the way to the third paragraph.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Come on, no.
That takes too much time.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Oh, forever.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Too much time.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
He's too busy reading better history.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
If that's his reading comprehension at 44, I don't fucking want to know what it was at 6.
I don't want to know how able he was to parse the language of a monstrous future dictator and his anti-Semitic vision of the world as a six-year-old or even as a 10-year-old.
I don't want to fucking know.
He can't do it.
He can't do it now.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That's not good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Anyway, he has a job.
He describes that job in this next clip.
And then he says some other things.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Is this when Hillary is about to be indicted?
Is this when we explain?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
He might get to that.
Okay.
He doesn't.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
And so I'm here trying to explain to people how this stuff really works from their own admissions.
And they think you're such fools that they'll just tell you it doesn't exist to look at it and you won't.
And the globalists have told me, Alex, they'll never listen to you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
They haven't.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
In fact, they'll tear you apart for warning them.
The fact that you even care about these things means you should be with us.
But then I tell you the globalists and how inbred they are and how unhappy they are and all the weird stuff they're involved in.
And I cannot join them.
So my job is to simply warn all of you that the decision's being made about your future.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Nope.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
And that the globalists are out of control.
and they're very, very bad people.
Andrew McCabe, the deputy director of the FBI, and Ray.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
He does bring it up.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Hell the FBI.
The way the media acts, the control corporate media, they're our presidents.
Sure.
They're just political hacks put in power by Bush Sr. and Bush and Obama and the Clintons.
unidentified
What?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
And they covered up all the crimes, the communist Chinese takeover of America and the industrialization, the conquering of the country.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
But what else do you think?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Two minutes to midnight when America was being taken up to the gallows to be hung from the neck until dead.
Before that switch got kicked and the floor opened up and we died as a country forever.
Providence showed its face again.
unidentified
Damn it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
But that long pause and then the face again.
That to me is just, oh boy.
I don't know what time he recorded this at, but no time makes sense.
You know what I'm saying?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
If you think, well, and I think that's the only way you can say it.
Like, if you think Trump is the face of Providence, Trump's got a shitty fucking face.
So you've got to be like, he's the face of Providence.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
We did not enjoy that it came in this form.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, no.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Look, dude, it's just all bad.
It's all bad.
But at least he brought up McCabe in that clip.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That's true.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
For a passing second.
But then it was only to sort of trigger into the media personalities are presidents.
Yep.
And they were put in place in order to lie to us about the Chinese takeover.
Also, one of his big narratives that he's pushing right now is that Apple has moved all of the cloud keys to China.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Which we've discussed before.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, if you look into the story, they just have moved the Chinese keys to the Chinese government has access to it.
We don't feel great about that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
No, that's bad.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It's not the entire world.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
The Chinese government should not have access to much right now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
If Alex wants to say that the Chinese government has a real bad history, on board.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
On board.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
No, no, no.
I'm with you there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
The rest, not a great.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I think that's the biggest reason why capitalism really needs to be regulated because Apple has that opportunity to be like, no, it turns out, like, realistically, Apple is capable of being stronger than the Chinese government.
Like, that's a real thing.
They have more economic power than the Chinese government, realistically.
They could just say, no, go fuck yourselves.
And then China would become essentially North Korea.
Like, they would have to develop all of this shit on their own.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
But they probably would.
They'd probably be successful in doing so.
They would be capable of doing so.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
But then they wouldn't be connected to the rest of the world.
Like, then they would become a much more isolated place.
And you start to see an isolated place like that, and it starts to collapse, especially when it's the size of China.
Like, that's one of the big things about their control is that if they are connected to the outside world, then they can control a much larger area of space.
If North Korea was as large as China, it would have collapsed a million years ago.
unidentified
Absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
You can't be a dictator over that much unless without an amended version of a dictatorship.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Without the tacit approval of everybody else based on your economic strength.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Right.
And that's what it comes down to.
It's like Alex always wants to say that everyone's complicit with the Chinese government.
To a certain extent, I don't totally disagree with that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
But the other piece of it that goes beyond the complicit part of that economic picture that you're drawing is that a war would be ridiculous.
That would be absurd.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
No, of course.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That would be the only way to deal with The actual human rights terrible record that exists within the world.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Or imagine if global corporations actually, because they really could at this point.
If global corporations wanted to enact their own sanctions, there's nothing anybody could do about it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That's interesting.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
There's nothing anybody could do about it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I would argue that what you just said is a refutation of the idea of globalists.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
No, well, yeah, exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Because if that centralized, organized group that Alex pretends he's fighting against really existed, they'd already have done that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So that's interesting.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Have you considered that reality that, in all honesty, maybe one of the things that is protecting us is unregulated capitalism insofar as if corporations actually wanted to become their own nation, there would be nothing to stop them.
At this point in time, if they wanted to, no one could stop them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Interesting.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
There's no stopping their economic power.
If they decided to become one block, then we would have a global government, essentially.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Interesting thought.
That's for another day.
Let's get back to Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Fair enough.
I'm sorry.
I'm fucking out of it, man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
No, I know.
It's like we're in a couple of beanbags.
Just sitting around.
Do you realize that a corporation could become a state?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It could!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I know.
Anyway, in this next clip, Alex wants to stress how important the times are and how he is unable to put it into words, probably because he's day drunk.
unidentified
Yeah.
Providence showed its already off to a bad start.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Face again.
It's old face.
Smiling face of an old man.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
With fake hair.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Pulling us back yet again from the brink.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Racistly.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
And just a spirit of life, a spirit of success, a spirit of joy, a spirit of future endeavors.
That is dead on the spirit of believing in humanity.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Really, like future endeavors, it's fun that he used that terminology because that's like, you know, when wrestling, when you get fired, you get future endeavored is the terminology.
It's like, we look forward to seeing your success in future endeavors.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And that happens in office culture, too.
That terminology is always used in a firing.
It's the fact that he's like, future endeavors.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It's a euphemism of very obvious intent.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, it's very weird that those are the words that came to his mind.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Anyway.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Came back into the world like a sunbeam cutting through the tempest.
And that's where we are right now.
Destroying literature.
Tectonically.
Shifting.
You can feel all the old scores and all the old battles, all the repercussions, the percussions of past battles echoing through the space-time continuum and bouncing back from the future to where we are.
We can all tell that we're in an amazing moment in history right now.
And that's why I struggle before I do these live feeds.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
You're mine crazy.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
How do I articulate the gravity, the depth, the importance, the historical nature, the timelessness of where we are?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
You could just.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I'm going to go with poorly.
Poorly is how you do that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I mean, in the end, yes, always.
But I fucking love that.
If Alex was a stand-up, one of his bits that would get the audience like, yeah, like one of his getter dones would be, I don't know how to express the majesty and the importance of the stars aligning and solar winds coming through.
Like he ends up launching off on a soliloquy using all this grandiose fucking language while saying, I don't know how to describe how important these times are.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Well, he just misread the Tempest.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Well, he just used that as a term for storm, I think.
I don't think he actually agree.
I don't think that was even a reference.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
No, I understand, but that's my point.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
Something else he misuses in this next clip is a quote from Donald Trump.
And then if you're paying attention.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That's not good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
If you're paying close attention, he then takes a big old drink.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
So here we are, and I've watched what's happened.
I always go with my gut.
At least in the last decade, I didn't used to follow it.
When I follow my gut, everything's okay.
Problem is now, I just follow it.
I intellectually study things, but now I at 44, I've just learned to just go with it.
Everything's so much better.
They had that famous Trump quote where he said, you know, I used to mind myself with the tails and obsess over things, but the deepest thing I ever did was to start going with just my first assumption.
And that was the deepest thing in my life.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So I want to read the actual Trump quote.
This is from his book, Think Like a Billionaire, which he definitely wrote personally by himself.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Very easy for him to write.
He has a great attention span.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
The actual quote is: The day I realized it can be smart to be shallow was for me a deep experience.
That's different than what Alex is suggesting the quote is.
Because what he's saying in that clip is sometimes it's advantageous to just use your base or impulse and be superficial.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
How much do I distrust his reading comprehension skills?
He doesn't know what the word quote means.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Right, because Alex is presenting it as like it's deep to be shallow or something like that.
Like there's some sort of Zen koan in there or something like that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It's deep to be a square.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Right, exactly.
And that's not what the quote is.
Anyway, let's finish this.
See if you can figure out where he takes a drink.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Was being shallow.
People didn't get how zen that statement was.
They thought, oh, my God, look at this asshole.
He's saying the deepest thing he ever did was being shallow.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It's right here.
unidentified
Yeah.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
You ever roll.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
You heard him swallow.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Ignored your woman's intuition.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
After he takes a big pull from that whiskey, he's like, You ever listen to your woman?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
And it doesn't get more obvious that it's a mixed drink with ice in it either.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And this time, he didn't have a second camera to cut away to.
So actually, I have snapshots of it.
He's going under the desk.
He leans down under the desk, grabs a big cup, and takes a fucking pull off it that you'd never take from a water cup.
There's zero chance.
And there's actually a part of me that got really fucking conspiratorial as I was watching it.
Because as he's taking a drink, he side-eyes the camera as if to say, You know what I'm drinking?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Come on, Alex.
I think we have the courage to drink live.
Come on, man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I think more realistically, what it was was that he was taking the drink and he didn't realize there wasn't a camera to go to.
So that side-eye to the camera was more a look of like, oh, no.
I'm on, I'm on air clearly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Drunk.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And what he does, I've never seen him do this before.
He takes the drink and slides it to like just out of camera frame in front of him.
And so like, I own a Rob Dew comes over and collects it from him.
It's very weird.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Nice work, Dew.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So, anyway, he's taking his drink and he asked about women's intuition.
We'll pick up right there.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
You ever ignored your woman's intuition?
Because women consciously, statistically, aren't as good at men at making decisions on the battlefield.
But decisions about the house to buy, or the job to have, or the man to be with, or the intuition about street smarts, women have it.
We balance that out together.
So, in closing here, I just want to say this.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So, in closing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
He's already closing?
unidentified
He has mentioned McCabe once in passing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That was it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Only to shit on reporters.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
He's closed it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Well, he's trying to.
Spoiler alert, he's not.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Well, yeah, obviously not.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
No, he doesn't let a fucking buzz get wasted.
He's got to stay on air a little bit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Oh, yeah, he's got to ride this out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So that's just some good classical Western chauvinism.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I love the idea of applying statistics to what women can do on the battlefield as though it's been something that they have had the chance to.
Like, it's not been a controlled experiment.
It's not like there's an equal representation there to actually get a quantifiable measure of statistics.
Alex is fucking stupid.
That's like saying, well, you know, statistically, women, if they're on their period, they're going to lose their uterus whenever they try and run.
That's just a true fact.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Statistically.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Statistically, so many women, uteruses just fall out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
I mean, for me right now, I find his chauvinism a little bit boring, you know?
And I don't know.
I just, I don't even want to engage.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It's infuriating.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It's a little infuriating, but it's like.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It infuriates me.
Any and all chauvinism infuriates me, and I'm guilty of it as well.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
He just took a pull from the whiskey on the rocks, and he's like, I don't want to talk about the thing I'm supposed to be talking about.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
What do you think he's drinking?
It's not straight.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I think it is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
He's a mixed drink guy.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
He's a mixed drink guy.
He wants to present the concept.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Oh, that's interesting.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
He wants to say he wants to make you feel as though, oh, I drink it straight.
Yeah.
But that's not true.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, you're probably right.
He's probably a soy boy who pretends he drinks black coffee.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Of course.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Soy boy.
You know what?
We are taking it back.
I said it would never happen.
We're taking it back.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It's kind of happening.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
Soyboy.
Anyway, it's not going to work.
No.
We had a 20-second experiment.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, that was no good.
We got cucked out by Soyboy, I think, is what just happened there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So, Jordan, in the last, I mean, if you want to go back a couple months, we had Trump saying that he's a globalist.
Right.
But then if you want to just look at the last month or so, we had Trump saying, I like taking the guns early.
We had him suggesting that maybe he should be president for life.
We've had him saying that drug dealers maybe should get to the death penalty.
Right.
Said a lot of things that fly pretty counter to Alex's philosophies.
He's not talked about any of them.
No.
That just sort of gets to get face of providence.
That sort of gets ignored in Alex's conception.
But to be fair, he did talk a little bit about the gun stuff, but he sort of pushed it aside and said, you know, like, don't worry about it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
He's capitulating in public, but he's still a secret patriot.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It's a Machiavellian movie.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
He's probably trying to do something sneaky.
Get him on your side, and then you hit him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So in this next clip, Alex explains that he's always wrong whenever he questions Trump.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Sure.
In closing here, I just want to say this.
I have watched Trump in a compendium of what he's done.
And always when something looks like a betrayal, it turns out to be the opposite.
I have guiltily not gone with my gut the last six months sometimes and attacked Trump on issues just so I could feel like I was being fair.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That's why?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
But if somebody wanted you to cut your baby in two, so they'd get one half of it.
Like selling them fair.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That was the thing.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
And then it turns out my gut about Trump's been right.
And McCabe and all of them set up a criminal network inside the Justice Department and then paid for fake dossiers and organizations that found no evidence to alter the 302s.
That's all over the news now.
That's breaking if you're.
I mean, each count of that is a felony.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So Alex finally got to McCabe here a little bit.
The timeline of the Fusion GPS and the donations from McAuliffe to McCabe's wife's run for Senate, I believe, don't match up.
The timeline doesn't match up.
All of this narrative is pretty whack.
But Alex is saying that it's all over the news now that McCabe made his subordinates change their 302 forms, which are the forms that the FBI uses to report on interviews that they've done with suspects or persons of interest and what have you.
Okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I did not know that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
This is not all over the news.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I feel like I would know what a 302 was if it was all over the news.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It's being reported in Gateway Pundit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Oh, yeah.
Well, then.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And I went and checked that out.
And one source on that, some tweets that were put out by Mike Cernovich.
Mike Cernovich's source?
Anonymous source.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So I don't know.
We're going to have to hold off on this one.
It's just their way of trying to get Flynn off the hook.
Right.
That's basically what they're doing.
They're running interference to try and attack the Mueller probe.
So anyway, I don't really care.
It's not in the news.
But also, I don't think that Alex should be critiquing Trump when he says really fucked up stuff because he wants to appear fair.
I think he should be attacking Trump because Trump is saying things that run counter to his beliefs.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
He can't, though.
He is a fucking sycophantic toady now.
It's amazing.
It's a pathetic little bitch he is.
Like, I don't.
For somebody, it's so disappointing.
Like, at the very least, prior to Trump, he was trying to be an iconoclast of sorts.
He was trying to be the only guy who was doing what he was doing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
With a little country music.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Exactly.
With a little bit of highwaymen in there every now and then.
He was trying to be himself.
And now he is trying.
He's actively trying.
Just by that clip right there, when he's controlling him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Trying to not be himself.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
When he's contrite in saying every time that I disagree with Trump, I'm wrong.
He's trying to be a little bitch.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
He doesn't have a fucking backbone anymore.
And it's sad.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It's very sad.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It's pathetic.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It's very sad to see a man brought low like this.
A man or a woman brought low.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Pathetic.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, and it's really sad, too, because if things go the direction they appear to be going, and I don't know, let's say Trump does fire Mueller.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
He will.
Well, I mean, I texted you earlier.
unidentified
I put it at a 90% chance.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Against the advice of literally everybody anywhere near him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I think he's going to do it.
I think it's a possibility.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
He's going to tweet it at like 3 a.m.
And he's going to be like, Mueller's fired.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
It's possible.
But if we do see those sorts of things, we are seeing the deterioration of civil government.
Not like civil government, meaning like a city or whatever.
Just the idea that we can govern.
Yeah, is being deteriorated in front of our eyes.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And the idea that Alex Jones is like a mouthpiece that pushes for and apologizes for that when that's so counter to everything he stood for for the last couple decades is particularly sad.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It's so pathetic that he, for whatever reason, maybe money, maybe blackmail.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I don't, I genuinely don't know at this point.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Like it's got to be something real powerful, though.
Some sort of drive that's really, really powerful.
And it can't just be like maybe it's syphilis for real.
I don't.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Have we considered that he's just lonely at this point?
Like, have we considered that like he can get Rob Dew to come down to the studio on St. Patrick's Day?
No, I mean, I mean, he's not lonely.
At a certain point, he has tried to avoid aligning himself with a movement that exists.
You know, like the team party didn't really exist.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Because he's always been a Ron Paul guy.
Exactly.
He's always had a community there.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Oh, that's true.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And 9-11 Truth.
He's always had a really secure place within that world.
I don't know.
I don't think.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
And the truth is, Dracula caused 9-11.
It's true.
He was Italian.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Turned into a bat, flew into the tower.
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It was the crown.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, I don't know, man.
It's really fucked up.
And the more we think about it, the less we know.
But something's going to come out eventually.
Anyway, we can speculate about the reality of the world all we want.
But the truth is that there's two sides: globalists and patriots.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That's not true.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
No, it's not.
But Alex thinks it is.
So there's those two sides.
And you might be asking yourself, who's ahead?
Is it the globalists or the Patriots?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Is this like one of those when you go to a basketball game and they have the Dunkin' Donut racing against the milkshake or whatever the fuck it is?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I would rather it be that.
Instead, it's Alex Jones using his hands to be like, oh, it's right here, right here.
It's like doing like, we're here, they're here.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I love it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And so now you get to hear the audio of it, which is no less comprehensible than the video.
You're not missing anything.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Excellent.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
The magnitude of what's going on is unspeakable.
Everyone knows that I don't come on here and say, oh, we're winning.
Oh, it's all over next week.
Oh, Hillary will be indicted next week.
unidentified
You say that all the time.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
I don't do all that stuff.
People used to think I was super negative and we were way behind.
I would think we were way behind.
But I would explain that if we didn't fight back, we'd get pushed over and totally enslaved.
unidentified
Now we are falling apart, Alex.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Not way ahead, because in the time space of all these decades, they're way ahead.
But let's say they're this far ahead.
We're like warping right now.
Like they realize we're about to be ahead.
Like it took them 100 years of globalists and robber barons, the British Empire manipulation, to get up here.
And just in five years, we're just, and that's why they're like, that's the point.
They don't know what to do.
We're about to win.
And I'll use the cheesy analogy of Terminator.
They'd already blown up the AI command.
And it knew Skynet knew it had to go back to stop it.
And we're basically at that point.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
What?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Here's winning.
Getting this system of globalism office.
This is Topia.
Doesn't mean that Utopia's coming, but at least right-headedness, a new Renaissance.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That kind of is.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
We're there.
That's why the energy is so high.
It's why they're so panicking.
What are they going to launch in the next six weeks?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Well, I don't know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Space camp.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, probably.
I mean, we'll see what your theories are about that.
That's weird.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I don't understand what it is he thinks he's saying.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I think he thinks he's saying that in order for the globalists to succeed at this point, they will have to.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
They have to go back in time.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
They'll have to send someone back in time to kill young Alex Jones.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That's not a bad idea.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I guess he thinks he's John Connor now.
Is that how the metaphor would work?
Is that right?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, and the globalists have Arnold on their side.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, until the second movie.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Until the second movie.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
When the globalists are secretly on Alex's side in the second movie?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I have no idea.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
I don't know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I have no idea.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I got to rewatch Terminator.
Anyway, I don't know.
I always find his like, we're here, they're here, kind of distasteful because it always just feels like a sales pitch.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It's very much him constantly trying to keep you on your toes.
You know, like there's always a, we're winning, and because we're winning, you need to support us, and you need to make sure that we keep winning.
And then it's like, well, maybe we're tied and we're losing right now.
And in order to win, you need to support us so that we can win.
And when we win, if we're winning, that's not always there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It's always a we're winning or we're losing, but the but is always just give me more money and we'll be able to succeed.
And he needs that money because he's getting sued like crazy.
But in this next clip.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Help me settle my lawsuits with laundered money.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
In this next clip, he paints all of the lawsuits as globalist oppression.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
That sounds right.
Because people would think the government trying to take my kids away.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That's not what happened.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
The lies, the persecution, them offering all the former employees money to lie about me.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That's not what happened.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
All the fake lawsuits about Georgetown and Obama's people and Hillary's people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
None of that is what happened.
His ex-wife was taking him to court.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Not the government.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Not the government.
And Georgetown is not the one who's suing you.
It's Brendan Gilmore.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Neither is Obama.
Obama's not anywhere near this.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
No, he's not in play.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Frankly, Obama is doing bad work right now.
I really do not like anything that Obama is doing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Also, if anyone is talking to ex-employees of Alex and saying, like, we'll give you money, it's some sort of like, we'll protect you from your NDA or something like that.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
The non-disclosure agreement you signed when you worked at InfoWars, we will try and help you get around that.
It's not offering people 30 pieces of silver to turn on Jesus.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Once again, NDAs do not protect crimes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, but there's probably a lot of embarrassing stuff people want out that's not quite a crime that maybe journalists are asking them about and stuff like that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
No, no, absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I believe that's part of it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
But if you're like, hey, Alex Jones committed a crime, the NDA doesn't cover crimes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So if any of you out there who used to work at InfoWars know about Fortified Supply, hit us up.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Because that's a crime.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
For real.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
They think I'm sitting there like with a bank ledger.
Oh, I got this much money.
Oh, that's against me.
And the left thinks I'm like them.
Like, they attack me and it's all about me.
So, oh, I'll pull back because of peer pressure.
I go towards the attack.
And again, that's not like even anything special.
That's what you do if you're trying to change the world.
So I've never been more alive.
I've never been freer.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I bet.
That doesn't sound sincere.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It's fascinating to me how every time he brings up something where he's like, they think I have a bank ledger.
Everybody's like, we didn't think that.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I think you just admitted that you have a bank ledger.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And you're really stressing about how much these lawsuits are going to cost you when you settle them.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I'm happier than I've ever been.
It's like, you're the unhappiest you've ever been.
Why are you saying these things?
You fucking to convince himself way.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Absolutely.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It's so obvious from his affect.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
We listened to these episodes from a couple years back, and he's happy and having a blast talking about the globalists.
Yeah, absolutely.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
You just have this singing some fucking Metallica coming out of the break.
He's having a grand old time in 2008.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, but he's now in 2018, a decade later, convincing himself that he's important, that he has power, that he's happy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
How is it that we can get both, I don't know, I can do this anymore.
And I'm the happiest I've ever been in the same show.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Well, we'll see the context of the I can't do this anymore here in a little bit.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
But before we do that, Alex has got to brag about how important he is.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
There's a globalist already know this.
The phone's already tapped.
Well, I used to think a couple of years ago, this was like patronizing me when I'd be on the phone with some top retired general, I mean, recently retired or high-level CIA people, current, former, or people in Hollywood or whatever.
I used to think it was like a patronizing.
Like, what do we do, Alex?
We're waiting for you to lead, Alex.
What are we supposed to do?
What do we do?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Holy shit.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
And I thought it was like apparently like, oh, this is a manipulation.
You're not going to stroke my ego.
And then I realized in my conversations with the president and others, when the president just says, we're going to make it our spirit strong, we've got to believe in God.
We're going to make it the other side.
Be strong.
I'm going to be strong.
It's going to be hard.
That all of us, man, woman, and child, black, white, old, young, Asian, Hispanic, whatever, as long as we love God, we're all equal.
We are peers.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
No, because they don't believe in God.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
He's peers with us.
He's just got a lot of strength.
He's connected to God.
He understands what's going on.
He is putting a very strong face on.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
We've got to finish the rest of this clip, but I just wanted to butt in because Alex is at the point of St. Patrick's Day drunk where he's like, he's really into talking about God.
And that's going to keep coming up.
He's basically turning into a preacher.
Again, this is supposed to be a special report about McCabe and Hillary Clinton.
Right.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
For everybody, and it's happening.
And I've had leaders of the most elite military teams there are tell me, Alex, you're too humble.
We're waiting for leadership.
What are we supposed to do?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Pitch it down.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
He's talking about Sawman Sawyer, who Alex says is the leader of SEAL Team 6.
I'm certain that's who he's talking about here.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
What do we do?
And I'm like, is that an ego thing?
They're like, no, you've already done this.
We understand you're for real.
And you're specialized in this.
What do we do?
And it's the same thing I just say to them.
Just keep telling the truth and whatever you think's best.
And you need to be a leader as well.
And I don't tell you that stuff to brag, folks.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Sure.
That's really sad to me.
That's very, very sad.
Because I think what he's reflecting on when he's talking about this stuff is he's talking about people like Steve Pieczenik and stuff who have been like, we've heard Steve on the show buttering up his ego like crazy.
And it's clear that he's manipulating him.
It's literally obvious.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
He's the easiest person to con in history because he really wants to be conned.
unidentified
You know what?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I bet we could fake a fight or something like that on one of our episodes where I pretend that I have been convinced that Alex is right.
We do that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Then we fake a couple of people.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I have a track record that wouldn't allow that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Right.
We fake a couple episodes where I'm doing fake.
Alex is totally right about stuff.
Right.
I bet I could get on his show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I guarantee it.
If we do a couple of them where I push back and I'm like, no, and you're like, the globalists are the ones who are causing all this stuff.
And I'm like, jauvinism and sexism and racism.
And you're an anti-Semite now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Especially if we did it in the first couple minutes of the show, because Alex isn't going to listen to it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, he's not going to listen to the whole show.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And we have to make it the headline, too.
I bet we could whitewash the entirety of the last year and a half, and he'd be like, You're a great man.
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I bet it would be that easy.
Like, he's very trickable.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
We're going to talk to a man who used to be a globalist, and now he has become a patriot.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
He's not patronizing me when he says that I was responsible for helping him see the light, even though I would 100% be patronizing him.
And even us having this conversation wouldn't preclude the ability of us to do this in the future.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Absolutely not.
He's not going to hear this conversation.
We're already an hour in.
We could fucking bail on this easily.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So you know how sometimes Alex Jones likes to say, if you understand this clip, you understand everything?
Usually when he's talking about chimeras or something.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
When he's not bragging.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
This next clip, if you understand what's going on in this next clip, you understand everything about Alex Jones.
Gotcha.
I think this clip kind of perfectly sums up his headspace right now, especially when he's day drunk.
This delights me.
So Mike down on this one.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Okay.
I don't tell you that to brag.
I tell you that because this is real.
And what InfoWars has has them scared.
And what is it?
I don't get off on seeing a crippled kid.
I don't get off having a bigger house than somebody.
I don't get off on having knowledge.
I want to share it.
And that's why they think Trump's mentally ill.
It's why they say I have a dark heart and I'm a monster.
Because to them, you don't give that knowledge.
People that have this knowledge, you don't give it to the profane.
You understand?
But I instinctively want knowledge from people that have more than I, and I want to give you the knowledge I have, and I believe in you.
But these sick people believe that they've got to bring somebody down.
My wife's getting mad at me.
I'm supposed to be home.
I can't do this anymore.
Listen.
All I'm telling you is Hollywood has nothing to answer.
What?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Wait, that was what that was about.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
This is everything you need to know about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That was what that was about.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Word salad, just nonsense about like, this is why they think Trump is mentally ill because there's secret arcane knowledge, and you're not supposed to give it to the uninitiated.
Everybody, the globalists.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Anyways, I'm really mad Black Panther is doing well.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Bong Bing.
My wife's mad at me.
I can't do this anymore.
Long pause.
Listen.
Hollywood has nothing for you.
His thought gets completely off trail because he gets a text from his wife that he's not happy about.
Obviously, it's something like, why are you drunk at the studio with Rob Dew?
St. Patrick's Day.
We're supposed to be hanging out with our kids.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Something like that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Happy St. Patrick's Day, Keegan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
The I can't do this anymore.
I don't think it's about the show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
No.
It's about, I got to go home.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I think it's about his, like, God, his family is getting in the way of preaching the truth about Trump.
It could go either way, though.
I'm 50-50 on it.
It could be like, I'm sick and tired of doing this show the way I'm doing it.
Or it could be like, family responsibilities.
Right.
It's bullshit.
Fucking 10-month-old.
It's too much.
Anyway, anybody.
Hollywood has nothing for you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Anybody.
Regardless of anything, if you agree with me 100%, or if you disagree with me, 100%, or anywhere in between, if you start talking about how the leader is connected to God, I'm out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Oh, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
No thanks.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Oh, and it gets even worse as this goes along.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I'm going to go with no God Kings, period.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
No, it's bad.
It's next level bad in terms of like you know the rhetoric that comes out of the supporters of dictators.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
You know, it's kind of even hacky.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
No God kings.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It's hacky as a propagandist to do that sort of thing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It still works, though.
It's very easy.
Humans are shit.
Has anybody considered that maybe we should die?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Oh, I mean, there's that whole vehement movement that I mentioned on a recent monetary human extinction.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I did join them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Oh, you did?
Paying dues?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yep, exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I don't know why they need dues.
The whole group is about not doing that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I think the whole point is not to pay dues, but there you go.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Anyway, from there, Alex Jones gets into like the Hollywood Has Nothing For You.
And this transitions into a motivational speech.
He kind of gets back on topic and then ends up with even more of a dictatory line.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That's not good.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
They have nothing to give you.
The whole system has nothing.
Stop feeling insecure.
Stop feeling like you're not empowered.
You are empowered.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
If he just said that and nothing else, love it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
To his listeners, no.
You should feel insecure.
You don't have power.
Please.
Please retreat into your own fantasy world and don't interact with the rest of the people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
See, I disagree.
They are empowered to break free of the conditioning that Alex is putting onto them.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
They're not.
It's too late.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Everyone has a chance for a second or third shot.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
They're even more easily conned than Alex.
That's bad.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Everyone can be the hero of their own story if they just turn things around a little bit.
And I wish nothing but the best for all the InfoWarriors out there, but I expect very little.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
You know what it is?
It is that Alex Jones' listeners have second act problems.
That's the issue.
If you're going to go with a classic Joseph Campbellian kind of situation, a hero's journey, if you will, you guys got to figure out how to get past the crisis point.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Well, the problem with trying to frame his listeners into a hero's journey is that by definition, none of them can be the actor in the story.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Right.
Because Alex Jones is.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
He's the actor.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And he's the protagonist.
The globalists are the antagonist.
And you at best are someone who's along for the ride.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
You're an NPC.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
You're just helping out.
You're someone who Alex meets along the road who gives him a couple of pieces of gold or something like that.
unidentified
Exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Gives him a side quest at best.
And that side quest is he answered your phone call or something like that.
Yeah, you're right.
But I still like the.
It's so desperate in the Alex Jones land in 2018 that I'm like, I like this.
And I want to point it out that I like the idea of Alex Jones saying, you're empowered.
You don't need all this stuff.
And if people would just apply it in the right direction, I think it's a positive message.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Anyway, I think he's going to continue and invalidate that message.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, he might.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Stop believing mainstream media.
Stop thinking you have to look outside yourself and God for answers because this whole thing's coming down.
And Trump going after McCabe for his fraud and his falsifying government documents and his running the whole Clinton cabal.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Again.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
The fact that Trump fired him and the fact that they're looking at indictments is everything you need to know.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That's hearsay.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
That this is real.
And Trump and I and everybody else, we believe in you because we believe in ourselves.
We believe this is spiritual.
If we give in to Hillary, if we give in to Michael Moore, if we give in to Dianne Feinstein, if we give in to the Rothschilds and the Rockefellers, I agree, Diane Feinstein.
All these people, we die.
We're not fighting them because we want power.
We're fighting them because when we're with them, it feels like we're underwater.
It's spiritual strangulation.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So real quick, before you respond to that, I just want to point out that there was a click in there after he said we die.
And that wasn't on my end.
That was on his end.
He got another text from his wife.
You could see his phone and it lit up, but he got another text from his wife, and that caused an interference.
So his wife is not happy at this point.
But, you know, the indictment stuff is all just probably Roger Stone in his ear.
It's just the hot talk in the conservative world.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I don't think you necessarily need Roger Stone involved in that.
That's everybody.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Everybody's hot narrative.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Really, really trying to convince themselves that Trump isn't guilty.
Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
State media.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Based on everything that I know about human nature, I would guess that Trump really, really doesn't believe he's guilty of collusion.
But based on everything I know about Trump in the past two days, Trump really, really believes he's guilty of money laundering.
So that's why he's going to fire Mueller is because this time there's no way he knows he's not guilty of this.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Oh, because Mueller has subpoenaed documents from the Trump organization.
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That's why we went from there's no collusion to this guy's a monster and he's fucking falsifying everything and he's bullshit.
It's because Trump knows he's guilty of some serious shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Taking that into consideration, I might agree with your 90% assessment.
Oh, yeah.
Look, I don't know, man.
The idea that even as a political distraction, there would be indictments against Hillary and Bill and Obama and stuff like that.
Do you understand the powder keg that sets off?
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Like that is an unbelievable shitstorm of dissent into tyranny.
Yeah.
Punishing your political rivals a year and a half after an election.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It's not good.
It doesn't send a good message.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It certainly would be a tragic prelude to the midterms.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Well, I think the issue there is that they are jealous because all of those people totally committed crimes that they should be held accountable for, but they're better at getting away with it than you guys are.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And they're not.
And it's not the crimes that Alex is accusing them.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Exactly, exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It's other crimes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, but they're hiding it because they're good at it, because they hired people who know how to do this shit.
And you guys are stupid, and you feel like you can just like you're like, well, they can hide their crimes so I can hide mine, but you don't learn how to.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It comes from that inferiority childishness that Alex expresses all the time.
It's like they think they're better than us.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That sort of thing.
That's because they are.
Right.
Right.
It's because they are.
It's like you're a kid in school and you see the cool kid and you're like, why can he get away with all this stuff and I can't?
And then you try the same things.
You can't get away with that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And Alex is still living in that paradigm to some extent.
Yeah, a lot of people on the right are as well.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
At a certain point, it stops being ego to be like, hey, I'm better at you than this.
unidentified
And it starts just being a statement of fact.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It's not like you're not competing with me anymore, so it's not ego for me to tell you that you're stupid because you just are and I'm just not.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
But at the same time, I think it's important to just make very clear that we don't think it's good that they're committing crimes either.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
No, no, no, no.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Just because we are sort of detachedly saying they are more competent at it doesn't mean we're like thrilled they're doing it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
No, no.
I think my history will make it clear.
I am against all of those people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I just wanted to make it clear in case we have any new listeners who think we're like thrilled that the Democrats commit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Oh, yeah.
No, no, no.
I'm against that super hard.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So last week, a story came out.
I believe it was in Vice.
Maybe it was BuzzFeed.
I don't know.
It's one of Alex's usual targets.
And they laid out a bunch of times that Trump and Alex have said very similar things.
And it's an important conversation we need to have socially.
And it's not what Alex is pretending it's saying.
He is trying to react to the idea that he's writing Trump's words or something like that.
And in reality, it is just that insanity has taken over the body politic.
And our discourse has become so eroded that Alex Jones-y-type speech is okay.
Yeah.
Whereas it was not before.
And so you can make a pretty clear line of times that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
You had to hide that shit before.
Now it's just out in the open.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And so this one story came out, and maybe a couple people did sort of rehashes of it.
But Alex is pretending there's thousands of stories talking about that.
And he has a rebuttal.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
And people ask why so many of us are on the same page.
Like the left follows orders.
They follow scripts.
They follow documents.
They follow ideas that the higher-ups come up with because they want slaves.
And the left has freaked out in thousands.
When I say thousands, I mean it's thousands a week now.
Thousands of articles.
They go, Trump was giving a speech at the same time as Jones, and they said the exact same thing.
And they've got computers that look at this.
I mean, there's big articles about it this week, a bunch of them.
And they go, is Jones writing the speeches?
Or is Trump writing?
Because a lot of this is original stuff.
No.
The spirit's writing it.
You see, you don't think like evil in the universe goes in and possesses these minions, do you?
God doesn't possess.
It's like solar wind.
It's like ideas.
It's like divine inspiration.
And so they have all these videos, all these articles.
A hundred times Trump sounded like Jones, or 11 times he quoted Jones, all this stuff.
I'd love to take the credit.
It isn't.
It's that it's the same page.
It's the same sheet of music.
And we didn't write it.
The soul resonates with it.
And you know a man by his enemies.
They are so panicked right now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
The only people I see publicly panicked are Alex.
And I say R Alex because I lump in Alex World.
Throw it all.
As a large scale.
I don't see the MSM freaking out.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Like, I don't see.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Which may be to all of our detriment.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And has been for the last two and a half years.
But I don't.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
At least the last five years.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Because you're going back to that, Alex, for the last five years comment.
Like, Alex, don't pretend you didn't make a functional giant pivot literally two years ago.
Yeah.
We watched it happen in real time.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
We know exactly when you change.
Don't fucking pretend five years, my ass, stupid asshole.
But like I don't, admittedly, I don't watch the mainstream news, the MSNBCs, the CNNs every day.
But whenever I see clips of it, I don't see people panicked.
I see people, boy, trying to report unbiasedly and slipping a bit.
But at the same time, I don't see panic from them.
I don't see panic from Mueller.
I don't see panic from smart folks on the left on Twitter.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I mean, I feel like that's the, I feel like that's the wrong direction, too.
Like, I think we all should be panicked.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Like, that's one of my big issues with that concept of unbiased is that reality is unbiased, and the reality is they're fucking destroying the world really quickly.
You should be panicked because that panic will maybe incite you to fucking action.
You should fucking freak out every day.
I live in a constant state of panic.
I want to fight something.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
And I don't even fucking know how because the system is way too large.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It's insane.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Well, I think that a lot of people have found a complacent stride based on the fact that, you know, for the time that it's been going on, the Mueller investigation has borne fruits in terms of flipping people and guilty pleas and what have you.
And I think that a lot of people aren't freaking out because of a faith in the system that this is going to get unraveled at some point.
Well, maybe it will, maybe it won't.
But whatever the case, freak out might need to come around the corner at some point.
But a lot of people aren't panicked right now.
The only people that are panicked I see on InfoWars.
Those are the people who are panicked.
Alex is creating fake.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
And in the White House.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Well, yeah.
Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It's not great.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I don't focus too much on that, though, because I still think that's more of a symptom.
And I know Alex is a symptom, too, but it's like Alex is more of a primary symptom, and I think Trump is a secondary symptom.
And maybe I'm biased because of my error study.
But I see Alex freaking out about these lawsuits to the extent that he creates fake versions of them to respond to.
I see him freaking out about the fact that Trump said, I want to take the guns first, and maybe we should kill drug dealers.
I see him freaking out about those things and pretending he's not freaking out and that he's totally at peace and what have you.
And that to me is much more indicative of like, you are losing it.
And the, I can't do this kind of moments that you see.
You know what that moment was to me?
Have you ever watched, like, did you ever watch Tom Green growing up?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So the Tom Green show, there was one episode in particular that stood out to me.
I never liked him much.
I didn't think his show was funny.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
No, I'm not a fan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I thought my friends loved him, and so they'd be on, and we'd be smoking weed, and I'd be like, all right, fine, I'll sit through this.
I didn't enjoy him much, but there was one moment that always stuck out as sort of very transcendent to me.
It was an episode where he was sucking on a cow's udder and like in character, like, sucking on the udder.
And then afterwards, they were still filming him, and he was like, I'm fucking done.
I'm done with this shit.
Like, he was really pissed off, and the character broke.
There was a moment where, like, why am I doing this?
It is nothing.
That's the moment that you see in Alex there where I can't do this.
I can't do this anymore.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That sort of shit.
Or when Bam Bergero would cry on Jackass.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
You know, like those moments of just like, oh, you can't keep it together.
Right.
I think that you're going to see him crack more and more.
Anyway, I'm going into a rant here.
We don't need this.
What we do need to know is a little something about Rob Dew that might surprise you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I don't know if you know about Rob Dew.
Do you know that he is a...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I know his wife is mad whenever he takes super male vitality.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Too hard a boners.
We know that from 2014.
We also know that he clearly is on Alex's beck and call.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Whenever he needs him, he comes a running because he knows where his bread is buttered.
But it turns out he has hobbies.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
I mean, Rob Dew's a jazz player.
I've talked to jazz players that are really good.
They talk about this thing where they actually sync up where they're doing all this improvising and it's this crazy thing where you know there's a sixth sense when you link up and it's like my wife or my children or we're laughing or we're doing something and oh I think a thought and my little 10-month-old daughter says it.
And that's when you know it's all real.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Not a chance.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
And that's when you transcend it all and you're like, I just want to be part of this good stuff.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
If your 10-month-old daughter is saying the thoughts that you have, you've got terrible thoughts.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Also, you're insane.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, probably.
But also, I love the idea of like improv is magic.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I mean, you see enough improv and you realize it is not.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Well, there's a sort of fascinating thing that happens when people are collaborating in a freshly created thing.
And it does have the appearance of like, oh, they're telepathically communicating.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
When people are doing things well, but it turns out it's just sort of an artistic pursuit that you can go in, you vibe with each other.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
If you practice hard enough, you get the right people.
It looks amazing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, it's not the magic that Alex is thinking, but also, fucking, I love the idea that like he's sitting there.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
What does Rob do play?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Oh, probably clarinet.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
He plays jazz clarinets?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, probably.
unidentified
All right.
All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
But I love the idea of Alex sitting on the stage.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
He's a little bit of a take-five kind of guy, huh?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Absolutely.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I love the idea of Alex and his 10-month-old sitting around, and they're just having a great time laughing, and then the 10-month-old is like, the global list of evil.
And Alex is like, that's what I don't know when, like, you know, the last time I went back, I went and hung out with my brother and his family for Christmas this last year.
And at that point, his daughter was about one and a half, maybe, give or take.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
She wasn't coming up with sentences.
You know what I'm saying?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And so you take six, eight months off that age.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, not good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I don't know what, unless Alex is like, they're all laughing and having a great time.
And like, then Google Gaga is the, yeah.
I don't know.
Anyway.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
I just want to help people.
I want to be nice.
And then the enemy comes in and goes, oh, well, do what we say.
You're a nice person.
Don't be a racist.
Don't be a capitalist.
Well, capitalism helps people.
You see, we know we have a conscience.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Also, he's comparing don't be a racist, don't be a capitalist in the same sentence.
Dicey.
Dicey for your position, Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Troublesome.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
And they know we're synced up.
They know we've already arrived.
They know we've already won.
And those that we can't get, who already are serving evil, we have to realize they're trying to sabotage people who haven't fully made the decision yet.
And you ask, well, why do they want to peel them off and have them go?
It's the allegory of Lucifer wanting the angels to go with him.
I mean, it's just, it's a, they just want to piss in the Cheerios.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
They want to piss in the Cheerios, bro.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That's not really an allegory.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
No, and Alex doesn't think it is either.
He thinks it's literal, very literal.
As we get through the rest of this, you're going to see he's just turning into a preacher as his drunk gets hits its crescendo.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So in this next clip, he tries to end the show.
And it's really fascinating, the little bullet points he wants to get to because they are fucking weird.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
So I'm going to let Rob Wayne with his family.
Appreciate him coming in, Rob, dude.
Lord willing, I'll be back tomorrow, 4 to 6 p.m. Central.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Lord willing.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Big stuff's happening.
The Justice Department is going to indict a bunch of people.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Oh, so we're finally there.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
They're going to try to kill the president in the next couple weeks.
They're going to try to kill everybody.
I just came in here because I've never had more peace, actually.
Doesn't sound like the piece of the fog of battle, where everything slows down.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It's not peaceful.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Where everything's very, very reflective.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So also, the fog of war, that term, doesn't refer to peace.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
No, it's very not peaceful.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It refers to decisions that are made that are not good in the fog of war.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It's referring to the Fucking unknowable and inability to plan for it.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
There's even that movie.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That's the concept.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That Errol Morris movie, The Fog of War, with McNamara talking about Vietnam.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Oh, man.
McNamara is the most evil.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It's insane.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
His middle name is Strange.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
How fun is that?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That's fun.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So we got this now.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
If only he was a doctor.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Jordan?
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
You're going to try and kill Trump in the next couple weeks.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
They're going to try and kill everybody.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Everybody.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Who's everybody?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Everybody.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Literally everybody.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Literally everybody?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I guess so.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So anyway, we got that prediction to look forward to.
In this next clip, Alex Jones tells some lies about geopolitics, but then he pivots pretty quickly and he actually does something we've been waiting for for a really long time.
And because he's drunk, he makes it pretty clear.
And that is he tells us exactly what he means by birthright.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Oh, no.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
North Korea's falling.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Nope.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Tarill will.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Nope.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Saudi Arabia is falling.
Radical Islam is backing off.
And it's all because America was captured.
We have the birthright.
And the globalists got the birthright.
They were using it to threaten everyone to bow to the Republic.
But it was the Providence.
And it was the birthright of everything we're doing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
You can do this.
Come on, man.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Manifest Destiny.
unidentified
No.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
No one could stand against us.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Pull out.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
And it's that birthright that the enemy hates.
This is the most important thing.
He's going to get pregnant.
On radio or TV.
All of you, if you love God, have the birthright.
And if you simply accept that birthright, that's why the enemy hates you, because you already won the lottery.
And it's a free will situation.
So that's why they hate us is because they know we've won the lottery spiritually, culturally, economically.
And they point out where we've stumbled and where we're not perfect.
God knows we're not perfect, but we love God.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So it's all really just about Christian supremacy.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That's all.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Anyway.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
White.
White.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
White.
We got the birth.
White.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
Well, I mean, it's not even, I mean, for him, it is because other pieces of his cosmology that he believes in that bring in the white supremacy, they bring in the chauvinism, the male-dominated ideas.
But to him, the birthright, that idea is very specifically Christian supremacist.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
And to a certain extent, like in our world, we did hit the lottery.
I'm a white dude.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Like, fucking.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Oh, totally.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That's the lottery.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That's something I was thinking about as I was like sort of going over today a lot of this research about the like the kings and the the uh the various lineages and stuff like that you know you you see all of these these people throughout time who have had just like charmed fucking lives because they happened to be born into the line of Queen Victoria or whatever and you also every time you see one of these people you have to think about how many people had it fucking miserable right in in All of that,
and how much that still exists today, that dichotomy of like it's luck.
You happened to be born in a certain circumstance, but those poor oppressed people in China or North Korea or even the Islamic terrorists you're so afraid of are you.
They're all us.
We are all them.
We just happened to be born where we were at the time we were.
And it's so fucking stupid, this idea, because he talks about this birthright shit all the fucking time.
And the idea that it's this simple is crazy to me.
It's absolutely nuts.
It's everything about him is infuriatingly dumb.
But on some level, I do enjoy that he's like, the birthright.
Long pause.
Providence.
Long pause.
Birthright.
He can't get the sentence going.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And I appreciate that.
Anyway, we have one more clip, but I'm just going to go ahead and skip it because it's too long and it's just him talking about God.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Oh, no.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Who gives a shit?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Oh, you know me.
I love hearing people talk about God, damn.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
You love it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Oh, it's my favorite thing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
But at the end of the episode, it's so novel.
At the end of the episode, there is like a moment where he's like self-conscious about like, all right, I'm going to shut up.
And then he looks at the camera and he's like, God bless you.
And then the camera lingers for like three seconds too long.
And he's sitting there like a deflated Alex Jones post-rant, like looking at the camera, like, am I really going to finish?
Am I going to make Rob Dew stick around for another 20?
Anyway, this brings us to the end of Alex Jones' St. Patrick's Day.
I hope you all had a great St. Patty's.
We'll be back soon.
But if you'd like to find out more about the show, you can go to knowledgefight.com.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Absolutely.
Or you can follow us on Twitter.
It's at knowledge underscore fights.
If you want to participate in what some have called the most exciting event of March, that would be the bracket that Dan has created.
Club OS bracket.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
We've got to come up with a good name by the way.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
You're going to have to go to Go Home and Tell Your Mother.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
You're brilliant.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
A Facebook group.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
We are also just on Facebook normally, but we also have where a lot of fun happens.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
We're also on Twitter.
You already said that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I already said that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
iTunes is what I meant.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
iTunes is where we are.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
We were there.
You can find us.
But in the meantime, close this up.
I have a suggestion of someone who's.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, I was going to say, it's on you, man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Well, I mean, you know, we got to listen to Alex Jones sort of ramble around drunk and stupid, talk about Transylvanians and black nobility.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
So go fuck yourself, Dracula.
Is that not the one?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Disagree.
Okay.
No.
I would say that there's only one candidate that can go fuck himself right now.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And it's the person who enables this.
Because without him, Alex couldn't do these things.
He makes it possible by leaving his family to go do all this bullshit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
You're talking about a literal Renfield.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I'm talking about a jazz man.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Skiba Diabida, boat.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Rob Dew, you can fuck yourself.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Hello, Alex.
unidentified
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
I love your work.
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