Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the March 12 episode of The Alex Jones Show. Alex has just been "on vacation" for a week, so Alex comes back to the studio feeling a need to remind the people why he's the best. This leads to yelling about Satan, the return of his Bernie Sanders impression, and a very long interview with a British career criminal.
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| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
| I'm a huge fan. | ||
| I love your work. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| We're a couple dudes who like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. | ||
| Indeed, that is what we do. | ||
| He is risen! | ||
| Dan! | ||
| What? | ||
| Who is risen? | ||
| You're supposed to say he is risen indeed. | ||
| This is our Easter. | ||
| I'm not going to say he is risen indeed. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| I was never... | ||
| Is that a thing that non-Catholic people say? | ||
| Is that a thing that Catholic people say? | ||
| It happens in church a lot. | ||
| Is that Shinto? | ||
| Are you referencing Shinto? | ||
| Yes, it's Shinto. | ||
| No, I remember from all sorts of churches I went to that call and response, he is risen. | ||
| He is risen indeed. | ||
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Right, right, right. | |
| Anyway, it's our Easter. | ||
| I'm overexcited. | ||
| It's our Easter. | ||
| Oh, because we're covering Easter. | ||
| Or is the Easter sale still going on? | ||
| Probably still going on. | ||
| Alex is back from vacation. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Hey! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| After seven days in Colorado, allegedly, he has returned. | ||
| But anyway, this is a show where I know a lot about Alex Jones. | ||
| I don't know anything about Alex Jones because apparently he's Jesus, too, now. | ||
| You didn't know that he was back from vacation. | ||
| I did not know he was back from vacation. | ||
| Boy, it's been a long haul of listening to a bunch of garbage. | ||
| Could you turn me up? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, I gotcha. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Come on. | ||
| Just a little bit. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| Bunch of hot garbage of listening to Owen Schroyer. | ||
| We're not listening to Owen Troyer. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Why would you do that? | ||
| As the case may be. | ||
| But Alex Jones is back. | ||
| It's very exciting, but not quite as exciting as our new donors. | ||
| Ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| Hey! | ||
| Nice transition. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| I'd like to give a shout-out to a new donor. | ||
| Thank you for signing up with the show. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| I forgot. | ||
| I have a sound effect. | ||
| What are you doing? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| I'm so excited. | ||
| Alex is back. | ||
| We're all thrown off. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Thank you so much, Nathan. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you for joining up with the show. | ||
| Thank you, Nathan. | ||
| That's my oldest brother's name. | ||
| And if it's you, ooh, you do not like this podcast. | ||
| No, it's Nathan Fillion. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, it's Nathan Fillion. | ||
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From... | |
| Castles. | ||
| Serenity. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| Firefly. | ||
| That movie was terrible. | ||
| It was trash. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Trash. | ||
| Wow, Dan. | ||
| Hot trash. | ||
| Your taste in everything is bad, inexplicably. | ||
| Yeah, I know. | ||
| I do this show. | ||
| Anyway... | ||
| Alex Jones is back from his quote-unquote family vacation that happened to coincide with the time right after he got sued. | ||
| He sued into oblivion. | ||
| Which, if you'll recall, last year, right after Hamdi Ulukaya from Chobani Yogurt sued him, he went on vacation immediately right after that. | ||
| Mysteriously disappeared. | ||
| Very, very strange. | ||
| And so he's back. | ||
| I forgot I was going to bring... | ||
| Isn't that when he met those stupid reality stars, too? | ||
| Heidi and Spencer? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That was a different vacation. | ||
| That was a different vacation. | ||
| Yeah, that was when he was in Hawaii. | ||
| A lot of vacations. | ||
| I kind of imagine him just kind of showing up wherever Heidi and Spencer go on vacation. | ||
| He may. | ||
| Yeah, they might have been in Colorado. | ||
| I can't confirm it. | ||
| Just him there. | ||
| I don't have a Santa tracker on Spidey. | ||
| Just him like in the background, like a bear with blood coming out of its jaws in the background. | ||
| Everything is possible. | ||
| Alex, later in this episode, does indicate that he's stalking people now. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Heidi and Spencer. | ||
| Heidi, run! | ||
| Yeah, there might be. | ||
| Spencer! | ||
| I'm fine with you dying. | ||
| You're cool. | ||
| So, Alex is back. | ||
| Like I said, very excited about it. | ||
| We're going to go over this episode today. | ||
| That is the March 12th, 2018 episode. | ||
| Monday. | ||
| Oh, that's today! | ||
| As we're recording that, yes. | ||
| And here is an out of context. | ||
| Ten years to the day from March 12th, 2008. | ||
| That's correct. | ||
| Good trivia. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Here is an out of context drop of Alex from today's show. | ||
| By the way, I have barely plugged today or any other days. | ||
| What? | ||
| I don't even plug. | ||
| I don't even plug anymore. | ||
| I have barely plugged today or any other days. | ||
| Any other days. | ||
| Barely done it. | ||
| Yeah, that's spiritually a lie. | ||
| So, Alex, I want to say this right up top. | ||
| Right up top. | ||
| Alex... | ||
| Clearly shows in this episode why you cannot have a fill-in host. | ||
| Like, he comes in like he has something to prove. | ||
| Oh, he's coming in hot. | ||
| He comes in like he's trying to apologize for the guest hosts. | ||
| He's screaming about Satan for a lot of the episode. | ||
| Wonderful. | ||
| And so we'll get through all of it, but he starts by talking about a recent rally that Trump had. | ||
| And here's his take on it. | ||
| And let's go to one more little clip here of the president at that rally, because it just gets better and better, doesn't it? | ||
| No. | ||
| That's the crowd chanting, CNN sucks. | ||
| And then we've got him calling Chuck Todd a sleeping son of a bitch. | ||
| Here it is. | ||
| Great. | ||
| So, Alex loves it. | ||
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Do we not realize how... | |
| Truly bad it is for a president to have a rally wherein people chant CNN sucks. | ||
| Do we not understand the true depth? | ||
| To which we have gone. | ||
| It's sort of an aggressive crowd version of the Lugan Press. | ||
| It's weird! | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| It's very, very uncomfortable. | ||
| This is a bad thing! | ||
| This is a bad thing! | ||
| It doesn't make me comfortable, especially since I cut out the parts that Alex plays of the rally, but it's just him saying, CNN sucks, and then the audience, CNN sucks! | ||
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CNN sucks! | |
| No, this is not a professional wrestling match. | ||
| This is the world of the world. | ||
| And then the other clip that he plays is Trump saying that the media lies about him and all that stuff. | ||
| Conveniently, Alex leaves out this part from Trump's rally. | ||
| The only way to solve the drug problem is through toughness. | ||
| When you catch a drug dealer, you've got to put him away for a long time. | ||
| When I was in China... | ||
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And other places, by the way. | |
| The Philippines. | ||
| I said, Mr. President, do you have a drug problem? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
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We do not. | |
| That's a great accent. | ||
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Big country. | |
| 1.4 billion people, right? | ||
| Not much of a drug problem. | ||
| I fucking... | ||
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I said, what do you attribute that to? | |
| Well, the death penalty. | ||
| Neighbors. | ||
| If you're a drug dealer, and you know you're going to get caught, and you know that you're going to kill people, You're killing our kids. | ||
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They're killing our kids. | |
| They're killing our families. | ||
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They're killing our workers. | |
| Okay, so... | ||
| Hey, so, again, to be clear about this, I've said this before, I have studiously avoided hearing his voice ever. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Sometimes it's important to listen to this. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| What's important is that if you voted for that, you should have lost your right to vote and you should... | ||
| There's no... | ||
| There's no defensible reason for that being a representative of the human race. | ||
| That is a truly moronic and stupid monster. | ||
| That is a pile of fucking human garbage. | ||
| The concept of the death penalty, even for murder, is a very nebulous one. | ||
| Let alone for trying to make a fucking living. | ||
| These are small business owners, you fucking piece of shit. | ||
| Oh, they're the ones... | ||
| We're ruining our children, not the children themselves who might want to fucking get high all the time. | ||
| So do you! | ||
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Trump has coked out all the fucking time! | |
| He's a fucking idiot! | ||
| This is insane! | ||
| Also, the bigger issue is drug companies, quite frankly. | ||
| Oh, absolutely. | ||
| But so this isn't real or smart. | ||
| Or reasonable at all in the sense of, like, logistics or an idea. | ||
| But at the same time, all I really want to talk about is, like, that Alex doesn't... | ||
| Like, he doesn't play this part of the rally, and of course he wouldn't. | ||
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Right. | |
| Because half of his listeners are fucking taking meth right now. | ||
| Well, what he's saying is he's advocating for it being a good idea to have the death penalty or really long sentences for drug dealers. | ||
| And Alex's principles are that he's a libertarian, allegedly, and that drugs should be legal. | ||
| So what, you're going to fucking... | ||
| Put someone to death because they're selling something that should be legal. | ||
| Alex can't wrestle with that. | ||
| This is 100% counter to Alex's stated beliefs. | ||
| Hey, you know the guy that... | ||
| Trump loved so much was President Duterte from the Philippines, who was famously keeping the government out of people's business. | ||
| That was a big thing that Duterte was all about. | ||
| Sure, he was personally going out and murdering people, and still probably is, because he's a fucking human rights violation. | ||
| Yeah, there are charges that are being investigated about that. | ||
| Yeah, he's a fucking war criminal, and that's on his own. | ||
| He's not even fighting a war. | ||
| He thinks he is. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| The thing is, too, that Trump has in the past said that Duterte is doing a good job with the drug problem. | ||
| Well, yeah. | ||
| If you take all the context clues from all of this, the only thing you can take away is that Trump thinks that's a good idea. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then secondarily... | ||
| The other thing he's saying in that clip from the rally is, I went over to China and I talked about how do you not have a drug problem? | ||
| We are a ruthless state that imprisons people for long times and kills them for doing drugs. | ||
| With a dictator for life now. | ||
| Alex can't be on board with that. | ||
| He complains about the Chai comms all the time. | ||
| You would hope not. | ||
| Well, he can't. | ||
| No, he can't, of course. | ||
| He can, because no one pays attention. | ||
| No one pays attention. | ||
| His audience isn't even listening to him. | ||
| You voted for Trump for one reason, and that's you're a racist piece of shit. | ||
| So, end it there. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| You're fine with all kinds of goddamn authoritarianism because you never really had any beliefs other than fear and nonsense. | ||
| And it's bananas. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| It is bananas that a... | ||
| Yep. | ||
| He's still... | ||
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Cool it. | |
| Cool it. | ||
| Is he still president after saying all that shit? | ||
| I think he is, yeah. | ||
| Didn't we get rid of him after that? | ||
| Didn't everybody collectively go, no, this isn't what is supposed to... | ||
| This isn't what's supposed to. | ||
| We're through the looking glass, Jordan. | ||
| This isn't what's supposed to, Dan. | ||
| So to the chat room, we had a couple questions. | ||
| The first one, a drink of the night is a red wine, and the hoodie that I'm wearing says Betty Ray's. | ||
| It's the name of my brother's ice cream shop out in Kansas City. | ||
| If you're ever in the Kansas City, Missouri area, go check it out. | ||
| They have some of the best ice cream. | ||
| I heard it's amazing. | ||
| This side of the Mrs. Sip. | ||
| That's what we say in Missouri. | ||
| All right, no. | ||
| That's how we get cool. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| In what sense? | ||
| Jordan, Alex. | ||
| That's how we get cool in like a physical. | ||
| You jump in the Mississippi. | ||
| That's how we sound cool. | ||
| Oh boy, you guys gotta... | ||
| I told you earlier, right? | ||
| That Alex Jones has been on vacation. | ||
| Yeah? | ||
| You know that? | ||
| You hear me say that? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I think he was talking to lawyers. | ||
| I... | ||
| Why? | ||
| Alex says he was hanging out with his family and having some good times. | ||
| But all of that is irrelevant. | ||
| Because in reality... | ||
| That is what you would do before you go to jail. | ||
| Yeah, you want to spend as much time in your family as possible. | ||
| But in reality, all of that is secondary to the fact that he had a breakthrough while he was over there in Colorado, allegedly. | ||
| I have had beyond an epiphany taking off the last week, partially. | ||
| And it has shook me to my very core that I've got to be even more focused and more professional. | ||
| And more serious. | ||
| What do you mean by more? | ||
| And the audience has a commitment from me that I am going to give it all I've got. | ||
| And I've been giving it all I've got. | ||
| No, you've been happy. | ||
| But at a subconscious level, I kind of feel sorry for myself. | ||
| That's not subconscious. | ||
| You know, sometimes don't have that. | ||
| I, the tiger, focus that I should. | ||
| But let me tell you, it has been rekindled, not by taking time off, but by experiencing the true evil growing in this country that we cannot let win. | ||
| I think he's talking about us. | ||
| Is he talking about himself? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Listen to this. | ||
| Countermeasures. | ||
| And I mean covert action now. | ||
| Not just overt. | ||
| It's time for covert operations. | ||
| So I think he's saying... | ||
| So does he... | ||
| Has he hired somebody to try and infiltrate the two of us? | ||
| I don't know what he's saying, but he's saying, we gotta get into spying. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's really weird, and this is a thread that's gonna continue throughout this episode, that Alex is like, we gotta spy. | ||
| Alright? | ||
| That's... | ||
| Our enemies... | ||
| It's indicative to me that he's very worried about something. | ||
| Guys, what I would like you to do is follow Ashley Beckford around, find some dirt, because she has got me over hot coals. | ||
| That could be a piece of it. | ||
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For real, guys. | |
| I am fucked. | ||
| Yeah, I think that that's possible. | ||
| I wonder if... | ||
| Is Spyville still one of his... | ||
| Still a sponsor? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Can't confirm or deny. | ||
| I wanted to also say that that guy who invented Pepe is... | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Everybody's like, you know, they're jumping up on this being a big deal. | ||
| And I think the guy is right to protect his intellectual property. | ||
| But in the past, he's sued other people like Mike Cernovich because Cernovich used it on the cover of his book. | ||
| And to a certain extent, I think that the argument of fair use does apply in this setting. | ||
| So I just want to be on the side of I don't think that that's a compelling argument. | ||
| I don't think that's stealing. | ||
| Well, at the same time, if he were a corporation, if he were Disney, and he was calling intellectual property rights, he would have won that lawsuit 25 seconds after it was filed. | ||
| You don't fuck with Mickey Mouse. | ||
| Our entire copyright law is written about Mickey Mouse. | ||
| They keep extending the date beyond which something becomes... | ||
| Public, uh, uh, what is it? | ||
| Domain. | ||
| Fair use? | ||
| Public domain? | ||
| Uh, specifically based on the date at which Mickey Mouse would become public domain. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| That's a real thing. | ||
| That's very weird. | ||
| Look up Larry Lessig! | ||
| Lawrence Lessig. | ||
| I want to be on record as saying I think that Ashley Beckford and Rob Jacobson's lawsuits are very serious and deserve much more attention, I think, than... | ||
| And that's not to say that the Pepe lawsuit is frivolous by any stretch of the use of the word, but I just think that I could see a decent lawyer very easily making the argument that... | ||
| It becomes fair use in terms of interpretation and that stuff. | ||
| The problem therein being is that this guy created a, you know, really non-offensive frog that turned into a Nazi symbol. | ||
| Like, that's a bummer. | ||
| That is a bummer. | ||
| That's a real bummer. | ||
| That is a bummer, and you'd hope there'd be recourse, but I don't know if there is. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| It'd be like if somebody just... | ||
| Randomly grabbed a clip of ours and was like, hey, guess what? | ||
| If you guys love Nazis, this clip is the one for you. | ||
| Don't give people ideas. | ||
| Okay, fair enough. | ||
| They're infiltrators. | ||
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That's true! | |
| They're spying on us now! | ||
| There's covert offers. | ||
| No! | ||
| We've got to stop giving InfoWars advice. | ||
| I don't actually think that they're spying on us, but it is interesting that Alex has reached the level of paranoia that he's publicly saying, we've got to start spying on folks and infiltrating groups. | ||
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Well, yeah. | |
| That's pretty funny to me. | ||
| That's just good business. | ||
| So, in this next clip... | ||
| I heard he's recruiting white people for Al-Qaeda. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| We're going to get into that later. | ||
| Alex, in this next clip, talks about... | ||
| How, you know, there's nations that are breaking away from globalism, as he always talks about. | ||
| Are we going to get into Marine Le Pen? | ||
| We're not. | ||
| I think he's been corrected on that. | ||
| He's not running for president right now. | ||
| Well, Steve Bannon is still on that board. | ||
| Yikes. | ||
| But towards the end of this clip, something really funny happens. | ||
| And every other nation on Earth is beginning its pull-away because there is a group consciousness. | ||
| There is a racial... | ||
| Cultural awareness in every human that bleeds red blood and breathes oxygen on the face of this planetoid orbiting the sun. | ||
| You can fill the void in your heart, my friends, the moment you begin to realize this is a spiritual battle. | ||
| And the moment you use free will to begin to even understand that's the case, you will feel the void Emptying, once you're conscious of that and understand that. | ||
| The void is then empty. | ||
| That we only see a very limited spectrum with our five senses. | ||
| We only feel and taste and see. | ||
| We have more than five senses. | ||
| Alex forgot the other two. | ||
| A tiny fraction, but... | ||
| What about proprioception or thermoception? | ||
| Alex forgot about smelling. | ||
| I can't even feel the intergalactic space wind blowing through our souls. | ||
| Like ancient beautiful wind chimes. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Great. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Ancient beautiful wind chimes. | ||
| Ancient beautiful wind chimes. | ||
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That's all we are. | |
| That's all we are. | ||
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The winds of the universe. | |
| We can feel the intergalactic space winds. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's... | ||
| What are those? | ||
| 40 miles an hour? | ||
| What are we talking about there? | ||
| I don't fucking know, man. | ||
| That is some nonsense. | ||
| That's some hot nonsense. | ||
| So in this next clip, it's really funny. | ||
| I hear it'll take the skin right off you, those intergalactic space winds. | ||
| I would assume that they're going Mach 40. I don't know. | ||
| Is that a thing? | ||
| Mach 40? | ||
| Anyway, it's fun. | ||
| 40 times the speed of sound? | ||
| Always fun to hear him get a little bit esoteric up in this biatch, but now we've got to get back down to Earth from the space winds. | ||
| Space winds must carry us through the jet stream. | ||
| Right, right, right, right. | ||
| Gently place us back onto the Earth, because Alex has got to try and get to... | ||
| They're very kind to those space winds, when they want to be. | ||
| Very humane. | ||
| But Alex has got to get to the news, so we've got to go back to Earth. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Let me try to get into the news here. | ||
| Try. | ||
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Because... | |
| I get all wound up. | ||
| You do. | ||
| And I get all dialed into the news, and then I just kind of run down the rabbit trail without getting into the big issues that surround it. | ||
| But here's what's coming up today. | ||
| Do you want to guess what the big news is? | ||
| Is this like today news? | ||
| Yeah, sort of. | ||
| I mean, over the weekend, I suppose. | ||
| Over the weekend. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Let's see. | ||
| Newtonburg. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Doesn't touch it. | ||
| The ongoing crisis in Puerto Rico. | ||
| Doesn't touch it. | ||
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Okay. | |
| The gun control bill. | ||
| Doesn't touch it. | ||
| What? | ||
| It doesn't have a word about it. | ||
| Florida? | ||
| Nope. | ||
| You're never going to guess what the big news is. | ||
| Is it Kardashian related? | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I got nothing then. | ||
| All right, let's see what happens. | ||
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All right. | |
| Tommy Robinson is a patriot. | ||
| He understands that all around him, a globalist, communist, Islamic enforced tyranny. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| An Iron Curtain is descending over Europe and the UK. | ||
| The Islamic one. | ||
| Great, great, great, great. | ||
| So we're going to talk a lot about Tommy Robinson here in a little bit. | ||
| So Islam is taking over the UK is the big news. | ||
| Well, I mean, that's not news if you listen to Infowars. | ||
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Right. | |
| It's also not news if you are in the real world. | ||
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Right. | |
| But we're going to talk a lot about Tommy Robinson. | ||
| But the reason that Alex Jones is talking big about Tommy... | ||
| Is because over the weekend, Tommy Robinson was out agitating at some Muslim-related events. | ||
| And then some people found him at a McDonald's and beat the shit out of him. | ||
| And apparently he fought back in like... | ||
| USA! | ||
| UK! | ||
| Apparently the... | ||
| I think it was actually in Germany. | ||
| I'm not entirely sure. | ||
| Alright, fine. | ||
| Wherever. | ||
| Beat up Tommy Robinson. | ||
| Wherever you may be. | ||
| The people who beat up Tommy Robinson, apparently he fought back and they ran away or something along those lines. | ||
| But everyone was laughing because there's a gif of him getting clocked, and we always love to see that. | ||
| Love it. | ||
| Always punch Nazis, always punch Tommy Robinson. | ||
| Alex talks about this for like 10 minutes, more than that, and then has an hour interview with Tommy Robinson about all of this. | ||
| That shouldn't last an hour. | ||
| Real talk? | ||
| All of this is... | ||
| Is them trying to retain his masculinity after he got beat up. | ||
| Tommy, I heard you got your ass whooped. | ||
| Rebuttal. | ||
| Actually, I beat them up. | ||
| And I'm the victim. | ||
| I believe you. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So that's basically it. | ||
| That happens to me all the time, too. | ||
| That's basically it. | ||
| To give some sort of... | ||
| Because I don't know if at this point most people know who Tommy Robinson is. | ||
| He's a really, really aggressive Muslim agitator. | ||
| He hates Muslims. | ||
| He is a white nationalist, almost undoubtedly. | ||
| And we're going to get into a lot of fun about him once we get to his interview. | ||
| But for now, just know, he's an InfoWars guest. | ||
| That's who he is. | ||
| And he hates Muslims. | ||
| So, Jordan. | ||
| So he's an InfoWars guest. | ||
| Every time Alex Jones goes on vacation, something happens. | ||
| And he's got to tell the story about it when he gets back. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Is somebody going to be in a hot tub? | ||
| There's no hot tub. | ||
| There's no hot tub? | ||
| There's no hot tub, but this story does not pass the smell test. | ||
| But first, they dehumanize him, just like they did when I was on an airplane. | ||
| And a man walks by videotaping me, and he says, Yep, of course. | ||
| Ha ha, look, you've lost your family. | ||
| And I'm there with all four of my children, flying back from Colorado, skiing. | ||
| And I get off the plane. | ||
| I've got video. | ||
| And I go to Bagus claiming he's there. | ||
| And then he... | ||
| I'm going to put the video out. | ||
| Bet you are. | ||
| We have a discussion. | ||
| He says, I deserve to go to prison. | ||
| I deserve to be taken off the internet. | ||
| But he supports free speech. | ||
| But I should be banned. | ||
| And then my son goes with Bagus. | ||
| Yeah, I'm fine with that. | ||
| And I'm getting more. | ||
| And they go over and say, do you want to throw down to him two gay guys? | ||
| And they said, we're a downtrodden group. | ||
| You're impressing us. | ||
| I'm like, I don't care if you're gay, but it doesn't matter. | ||
| They say I hate them, so they get to then go. | ||
| Two grown men, big guys, try to fight my son, and then some listener came up and said, you want to fight, fight me. | ||
| I mean, that is what this country's turned into, folks, is just gangs of thugs. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| This doesn't seem accurate at all. | ||
| So if I understand the story correctly, person A. Videotapes Alex. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Says that he should be banned and he's the worst. | ||
| And ha ha, you lost your family. | ||
| And you lost your family despite the evidence that his family is next to him. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And then two separate... | ||
| I think so, yeah. | ||
| ...gay guys threaten to beat up his child. | ||
| Well, no, they start fucking with him at the baggage claim and then later tell Rex it's time to go. | ||
| You gotta fucking throw down. | ||
| It doesn't sound right to me. | ||
| He tells a longer version of this story later. | ||
| And I'm assuming we will hear it three more times this week. | ||
| I'm sure, yeah. | ||
| But we're not going to listen to it again because it's too long. | ||
| And the way he tells it is so scattershot. | ||
| He's so all over the place that it would be like a six-minute clip or something like that. | ||
| You get all of the broad strokes here. | ||
| The rest of it is like... | ||
| These weren't like your normal sissy gay men. | ||
| These were muscly gay dudes. | ||
| How do you know they're gay, first of all? | ||
| Did they say, hello, we're gay? | ||
| Hello! | ||
| Excuse me, Alex, we are gay and we would like to beat up your son. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| That's nonsense, I think, on many levels. | ||
| Just the idea that someone would be like, I'm going to beat up your kid is fucked up. | ||
| It's very strange. | ||
| He's a 15-year-old boy. | ||
| There's no way. | ||
| But then secondarily... | ||
| Alex is using it as a way to make an argument that, like, see, I don't care that you're gay, but I have gay people coming up to me all the time, and they're so mad that I have a family. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| I'm justified in hating all the gay people the way that I do, not because of they're gay, but because they're prejudiced against me. | ||
| Because I have a family. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm the victim here. | ||
| Oh, I mean, that's just always the case. | ||
| I'm very interested to see how this story is going to play out and evolve over the next week or so and see if we get some more globalists involved. | ||
| It's like he is the worst short story writer. | ||
| Like, when he is not... | ||
| When he is not at work, he's like sitting around like J.D. Salinger with his little typewriter, poking one key at a time, and he manages to make it about three paragraphs. | ||
| These two adults threatened to beat up my son should be the lead. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Of course not. | ||
| Even in his stories, even his made-up bullshit, he's the headliner, man. | ||
| He's who you lead with. | ||
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No. | |
| It's all about what happens to Alex. | ||
| And then, of course, it's like, well, they threatened to beat up my kid, too. | ||
|
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But first off, that guy was videotaping me, and he said that I was bad. | |
| So anyway, let's move on to a very bizarre ad pivot. | ||
| I'm telling you ahead because this isn't a normal ad pivot. | ||
| This is a very weird one. | ||
| It smells of death. | ||
| I will fight all the gay men! | ||
| Also, we have 30% off! | ||
| The Easter sale is extended! | ||
| Super Male Vitality will absolutely not turn you gay! | ||
| Pay me to fight gays! | ||
| This is a two-part ad pivot. | ||
| The first part is sort of fear-based. | ||
| Like Godfather 1. So now that he is on his own, we are going to be working with Mr. Robinson and trying to build a studio, trying to get him a larger team of people. | ||
| Just real quick, he used to work for Rebel Media, but I think because he kept going and fucking with people in public, Rebel Media was like, you can't keep doing that. | ||
| Someone's going to actually beat you up for real. | ||
| And then we're going to get sued. | ||
| You could sue us for sending you on assignment or something like that. | ||
| We're bad people, but we're still Canadian. | ||
| Can't be doing this shit. | ||
| So anyway, Alex is saying that they're going to hire Tommy Robinson, which is great. | ||
|
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Well, of course. | |
| They're going to give him his own bureau. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And yes, it'll take money. | ||
| They do plan on killing him. | ||
| You do know he's a leader. | ||
| That's fast. | ||
| He's got a lot of charisma, a lot of passion. | ||
| He's reaching out to all the minority groups. | ||
| They love him. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Reaching out to those minority groups. | ||
| And so he needs security. | ||
| And so that's one reason we need to expand our capital here. | ||
| Get us more money, because Tommy Robinson's going to die and we need to hire him. | ||
| That is an aggressive sales pitch. | ||
| It's pretty aggressive. | ||
| If you don't give us more money... | ||
| Tommy Robinson will not be able to afford a security detail, and then he will die. | ||
| These invading Muslims will kill him if you don't give me money. | ||
| For every dollar you don't give us, that's another minute of life Tommy Robinson doesn't have. | ||
| He's basically holding Tommy Robinson hostage philosophically to his listeners, which is... | ||
| Bananas. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| I love that sales. | ||
| Also, I fucking hate Tommy Robinson, so that's not going to work on me. | ||
| No, I'm fine with that. | ||
| I mean, think of if instead of Dodge having those country music songs in their advertisements, they just had Dave from IT with a gun to his head. | ||
| Just like, look, buy a car or don't. | ||
| Or even make it more realistic. | ||
| You could have Dave be there and be like, hey, buy a car or I won't have a job. | ||
| Well, that's fair enough. | ||
| Because then it would at least not be as completely fucked up. | ||
| Hey, you're killing the auto industry unless you buy a Dodge Ram. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| But all I'm trying to get to is Tommy Robinson is the kind of guy who's made his bed and now he's got a lay in it. | ||
| And if that bed involves people trying to kill you... | ||
| You got it coming. | ||
| I'm not saying they're right, and I don't think anyone should kill people, especially over political differences. | ||
| I am not saying, I am not advocating for you to kill him. | ||
| However, if he were to not be here anymore, I would not exactly be... | ||
| I would have no conflicted feelings about this. | ||
| I'm not even saying that. | ||
| I think it would be terrible. | ||
| I think it would be terrible if someone were to... | ||
| I think it's even terrible for people to assault him, because I think that there's better ways to deal with stuff like this. | ||
| But, boy, do I get it. | ||
| Yeah, right. | ||
| That's where I'm at. | ||
| I fucking get it entirely. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And he's brought it on himself. | ||
| So, anyway. | ||
| Well, I heard that he sold drugs one time, so that means he gets the death penalty. | ||
| Spoiler alert, he has been arrested for drugs. | ||
| But we'll get to that later. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| Kill him. | ||
| Kill him! | ||
| The president said so! | ||
| We'll get to that later. | ||
| Anyway, here's the second part of the ad pivot, which is... | ||
| A little sadder. | ||
| It's a little sadder, and also, much like the Colorado airport story, I don't buy it. | ||
| Now I'm just going to say this here on air. | ||
| We have brought in less capital this year than we brought in last year. | ||
| And that's because people think, oh, well, the election's over, we're winning. | ||
| No, we're in a sudden-death overtime, ladies and gentlemen with the Globals right now. | ||
| This is maximum energy, maximum focus, or they're going to win. | ||
| We've got specials that are so big. | ||
| Fruget was showing me the numbers while I was talking to him last night, our head of operations. | ||
| And he said, yes, we're selling way more product, boss, but you said 80% off. | ||
| We're losing money on stuff 80% off. | ||
| So he said, can we end the special today? | ||
| Because it's not making but about 5%. | ||
| He goes, yes, way more money came in, but it's all cost. | ||
| So, I give you deals so good that we're making 5% right now. | ||
| He's a fucking used car dealer. | ||
| What is happening here? | ||
| My sales are so good, I'm going out of business. | ||
| That's what he's doing. | ||
| He's doing one of the oldest. | ||
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My prices, I hope, aren't too low. | |
| He's doing the oldest sleazy trick. | ||
| Rick and Morty has the best bet. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, first of all, it doesn't match, too, even within that sentence. | ||
| At the end, he's saying... | ||
| We're taking a bath. | ||
| We're only making 5%. | ||
| That's what he's saying at the end, but at the beginning, he's saying that we're making less money. | ||
| We're losing money. | ||
| He said they're making less money because everyone thinks that the election's over and, eh, we won. | ||
| Well, that's because we're selling too much product. | ||
| But that would indicate... | ||
| The beginning of the sentence would indicate to me that he's selling less product, and then at the end of it, he's saying, we've sold so much product. | ||
| The problem is, he's sold too much product to make too little money. | ||
| The underlying assumption is different in the beginning and the end of the sentence. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I don't know what reality is. | ||
| Do you know what the underlying assumption is? | ||
| Alex needs money. | ||
| Alex needs money. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Give Alex money. | ||
| Give Alex money. | ||
| And his listeners don't... | ||
| He doesn't particularly care if they sort through, like, what is this guy saying? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So in this next clip, Alex has some... | ||
| We're in sudden death overtime. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There are very few sports that have sudden death. | ||
| NFL, right? | ||
| No, because you can return. | ||
| You have to match whatever points were scored by the other team, right? | ||
| Or is it sudden death now? | ||
| I haven't watched in a long time. | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| Hockey? | ||
| You've got to shoot out. | ||
| Well, you've got to shoot out. | ||
| I mean, of course. | ||
| But that's like second overtime, right? | ||
| Soccer as well. | ||
| College ball. | ||
| College sports have sudden death overtimes, right? | ||
| No, they have like alternating. | ||
| I think he's thinking about that Jean-Claude Van Damme movie. | ||
| I think so. | ||
| Bloodsport? | ||
| Yeah, that's the one. | ||
| So in this next clip, Alex has some thoughts about his own blood being up for sport. | ||
| No. | ||
| No. | ||
| But that's the crap I'm dealing with. | ||
| Negative one point, Dan. | ||
| The crap he's been dealing with is the lawsuits that keep being filed. | ||
| So that's what he was saying. | ||
| Look, I expect this. | ||
| I mean, quite frankly, they might send a hit team down here next week to get me because they know none of this is working. | ||
| Oh, and by the way, that's another big thing. | ||
| I'm not being a drama queen about this. | ||
| This is such a big deal that we can all play chess here, can't we? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| We can play third-dimensional, fourth-dimensional, fifth-dimensional. | ||
| That doesn't mean anything. | ||
| Evil doesn't care. | ||
| It tries to play one-dimensional. | ||
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I like regular chess. | |
| It wrecks everything. | ||
| It must be powerful and have all the answers. | ||
| I'm not stupid. | ||
| And this type of demonization campaign... | ||
| He's almost always in the lead-up to someone being assassinated or imprisoned. | ||
| Or people have just decided, time to pay attention to this dickhole. | ||
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It's always the lead-up to an assassination? | |
| I don't know, because, I mean, was there a huge demonization campaign before RFK was killed, or before Martin Luther King was killed? | ||
| Oh yeah, they sued him. | ||
| Well, Martin Luther King possibly, but RFK not necessarily. | ||
| There wasn't a wide public... | ||
| I think the reasons for the Martin Luther King one were a little bit more obvious. | ||
| Could be. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't think... | ||
| I don't... | ||
| I don't know from history any examples of what Alex is talking about. | ||
| Oh, Gandhi. | ||
| Remember when Gandhi was assassinated? | ||
| Oh, there was a vicious campaign. | ||
| Vicious campaign against Gandhi. | ||
| Vicious disinformation campaign about how he was a snake oil salesman. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
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Who else? | |
| Lincoln? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| That one actually counts. | ||
| To be fair, Alex's ancestors were running. | ||
| There was a whole war about that. | ||
| I think that Alex is just recognizing that he's probably going to prison. | ||
| Or at least he's going to be very broke for a good long while. | ||
| He's laying the track that once that happens, I can play the victim on the other side of it. | ||
| I think that's the game that he's playing now. | ||
| Here's a thought. | ||
| Oh yeah, of course. | ||
| Here's a thought. | ||
| Is it possible that Alex would make more money in prison than he would... | ||
| Are we talking a caged wisdom situation? | ||
| I think more like people are just going to donate and they're going to be like, oh, this is against, I'm going to protect you, you know, that whole thing. | ||
| I could see him taking on a Mark Richards kind of profile in prison, maybe becoming a complete weirdo. | ||
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Right. | |
| Or just the fact that his overhead is so much longer. | ||
| Like once Michael Jackson died, he started to make a profit because he was spending so much money. | ||
| I would say that it's unlikely that he would make more money in prison. | ||
| Once he got out, I think he would make a killing. | ||
| Because then he could sort of take that time in prison to regroup. | ||
| It would clear him from his obligations to Trump. | ||
| A lot of those other things. | ||
| When he comes out, he could claim he was a political prisoner. | ||
| He would have written a book named My Struggle, parentheses, in not being Hitler, who I totally want to be. | ||
| Seriously, I dressed up like him one Halloween. | ||
| For real. | ||
| I kind of want to be Hitler, end parentheses. | ||
| We're going to get into someone else who's dressed like Hitler in a little bit. | ||
| Sandra Bullock? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| Before we... | ||
| This podcast illustrates the dangers of immediately agreeing with something. | ||
| But in this next clip, Alex is complaining about Marina Abramovich, the artist... | ||
| Well, it's about time! | ||
| Right. | ||
| She's been dominating the coverage lately. | ||
| She is in the fucking news cycle. | ||
| The zeitgeist cannot get enough Abramovich! | ||
| So for everyone who's forgotten, she was the artist who was sort of wrapped up in all of the Pizzagate nonsense because she has some very edgy art about... | ||
| And there would be those spirit cooking events where they would have cheese that was supposed to be people's fatty tissues and cranberry juice that was blood and what have you. | ||
| And they'd pretend that they were eating human bodies. | ||
| I don't like spirit cooking being used as a negative kind of term because... | ||
| To me, you say spirit cooking, and immediately I'm like, alright, now we're cooking with spirit. | ||
| That sounds fun. | ||
| Yeah, that sounds great. | ||
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Whatever. | |
| I don't care. | ||
| It's a lot of nonsense. | ||
| But Alex is complaining about her, and then he says this about how he knows about her rituals. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| We know all about it. | ||
| I know all about it, sweetheart. | ||
| Every stinking bit. | ||
| All of it. | ||
| I've been down the rat hole, lady. | ||
| I've seen it. | ||
| What? | ||
| Further down than any of you have been. | ||
| In spirit, not in the flesh. | ||
| What? | ||
| I think he means he had a dream. | ||
| And they're trying to claw as many of us down with them because they already know they are spiritually dead. | ||
| Ooh, that smell! | ||
| What's that smell? | ||
| The sound of death! | ||
| The smell of death! | ||
| The feel of death! | ||
| It surrounds you! | ||
| Ooh, that smell! | ||
| Can't you smell that smell? | ||
| He's doing Skinner. | ||
| What's happening now? | ||
| It's unbelievable. | ||
| It is! | ||
| I agree, it's unbelievable. | ||
| But I kept that last part in there, specifically to draw a line between the singing country jams ten years ago and singing country jams now. | ||
| That's depressing. | ||
| That is very sad. | ||
| So anyway, Alex apparently has done some satanic rituals, but in spirit, not physically. | ||
| He's been there. | ||
| I don't know what that means. | ||
| Who hasn't spiritually dived down the rat hole? | ||
| I legitimately think that means he's had a dream. | ||
| I think that's what he's saying. | ||
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Yeah, of course. | |
| I had a dream that was really scary about you guys. | ||
| I was jerking off to her and then I had a dream. | ||
| So at this point, Alex gets into really fucking gross. | ||
| I don't like that. | ||
| He's talking about children being assaulted and doing his Don DeMello voice, basically, and just like, these globalists love to do these things to kids. | ||
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Right. | |
| And so thankfully, I've got... | ||
| He's jumping on the fear-based sales train real hard, right out the gate. | ||
| I think he knows that Andy Daly's pilot podcast project is back. | ||
| Yes, that sounds right. | ||
| He's trying to get a head start on the Don DeMello episode. | ||
| He's getting out in front of the DeMello episode. | ||
| Yeah, I gotcha. | ||
| Which is... | ||
| That podcast's so good, everyone. | ||
| Fuck our podcast. | ||
| Go listen to that one. | ||
| For real. | ||
| So, in this next clip, I've cut out the stuff where he's talking all that gross shit, and then I've left in this part where he screams about how Hillary is going to hell. | ||
| And that's why they don't like me. | ||
| The reason they don't like him is because he talks about his weird fantasies that he was just talking about. | ||
| I mean, that's one reason I don't like him. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Because I know who they are. | ||
| I see you witch. | ||
| Hell is waiting for you and prepared. | ||
| And I will never falter or waver in your face. | ||
| I will continue on no matter what you do. | ||
| We will break your will. | ||
| And your God, Satan, is already broken and already defeated. | ||
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And Jesus Christ has the keys to hell and death. | |
| You are bound. | ||
| You are defeated. | ||
| And you know it. | ||
| Our commitment has never been stronger. | ||
| Our will has never been stronger. | ||
| Our spirit has never been stronger. | ||
| Because we contend not against flesh and blood, but principalities. | ||
| What? | ||
| In high places, the power of the air. | ||
| Zoning boards. | ||
| All of it. | ||
| Small towns. | ||
| Principalities, municipalities, you name it, we're against it. | ||
| Regent states. | ||
| We're against territories. | ||
| So stupid. | ||
| Don't even get me started on counties. | ||
| Psychologically, if we're just like, you know, we break the Goldwater rule, but it doesn't matter because we're not... | ||
| Fucking trained. | ||
| Also, this guy's very obvious and easy to diagnose. | ||
| He's very much crazy. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| But when I hear that, I hear, I'm about to give up. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| That, to me, is like, I really am tired of this shit. | ||
| I think there's something to that. | ||
| You know, it is kind of amazing how long he has been doing this, because I, like, anytime I've ever had a job, every two months, there's a part of me that's like... | ||
| Do I really need this shit? | ||
| Anytime any little thing happens and I'm like, maybe I should just quit. | ||
| If I had his job, I would have quit so soon. | ||
| Fuck that! | ||
| I'll say that generally speaking, I'm the same way. | ||
| I get really tired of jobs and I get fed up pretty quickly, but I still love this. | ||
| To be honest, today was one of the days that was really delightful in terms of doing this. | ||
| Alex is back. | ||
| It's a breath of fresh air from these stuffy dicks he's been having guest hosts. | ||
| Yeah, but nobody's suing us into oblivion. | ||
| No. | ||
| There is a constant negative press about us all the time. | ||
| But see, there is, like, it was easy for him to do this show because he was doing a very different show 10 years ago, 20 years ago. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It was much easier for him back then because he wasn't... | ||
| Operating on this level. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| This level, you can't keep up for long. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| Ten years ago. | ||
| If he was doing this for ten years, it would be over. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| It would be long over. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| You don't need this, Alex. | ||
| You've got your shit ton of money. | ||
| Frankly, you should have probably quit immediately after Trump got elected. | ||
| You should have done the whole, like, Michael Jordan, I'm retiring at the top of my game kind of thing. | ||
| Are you... | ||
| Start your... | ||
| Start your... | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Here's the dream for Alex. | ||
| Alex is secretly gambling on the election or something like that? | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| Alex takes complete credit for winning the election. | ||
| Yeah, mic drop. | ||
| Retires right on the top of his game. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Leaves it all behind. | ||
| InfoWars, of course, goes bankrupt three months later. | ||
| Almost immediately. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| But he starts his own podcast or some dumb shit like that. | ||
| He starts doing it on his own terms. | ||
| He starts David Letterman-ing on Netflix. | ||
| He becomes Bill O 'Reilly but without being forced out. | ||
| He does it on his own terms. | ||
| And then hear me out on this. | ||
| What he could do is go back to his roots and play the country music and laugh over it and scream. | ||
| He could still talk about chimeras and what have you. | ||
| All of his fun stuff. | ||
| And then, once Trump does go south... | ||
| Because he's going to. | ||
| Then what he does? | ||
| He comes out of retirement. | ||
| He comes out of- Fuck yes! | ||
| Michael Jordan all the way! | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| This would be such a better arc for him. | ||
| And he could make millions off that. | ||
| We've got to stop giving advice to InfoWars. | ||
| Well, to be fair, it's too late for him to take that advice. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| But that would have been really smart for him to do. | ||
| Should we just have a career consulting gig for propagandists? | ||
| Should we just be like, listen, here are the trends, here's how this is going to go. | ||
| I know you're going to think that you're going to ride it forever. | ||
| You're not. | ||
| Retire now, because do you know what's going to happen when you come back? | ||
| You've got to go away to come back, kid. | ||
| You've got to. | ||
| You've got to go away to come back. | ||
| I'm going to make you a star. | ||
| Cernovich, I've got to seat you down. | ||
| This advice that we give of going away to come back to a lot of people, I'm going to give you the same advice, but without the second half. | ||
| You've got to go. | ||
| Just never come back. | ||
| David Knight. | ||
| For real, are you alive? | ||
| This would be a good... | ||
| I need you to... | ||
| This would be a great TV show. | ||
| Blink twice if you're alive. | ||
| Honestly, this is up there with Get Out of It. | ||
| Like, in terms of a good consultancy for propagandists show. | ||
| Almost a shark tank kind of guy. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I'm not going to invest in this. | ||
| Anyway, in this next clip, I told you that I'd cut out all the gross stuff, and I had to leave in a little bit because of where it goes. | ||
| It goes somewhere that I think we're all going to enjoy, but you have to hear a little bit of his grossness in order to get us there, so I apologize about that, but here we go. | ||
| It's all about how powerful they are when they come in that room and that door opens and that little kid's chained up begging for mommy. | ||
| That makes them feel real big. | ||
| That makes them feel real powerful. | ||
| Because they've already chosen destruction. | ||
| They want to claw us down into that hell with them. | ||
| And they know hell's real. | ||
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Politically. | |
| They have some weird twisted idea of computers and machines that they're going to block death and that they're going to turn into this new beautiful thing. | ||
| They're going to come from being little vampire stinking rotten meat slugs and they're going to metamorphosize into a beautiful butterfly and flap off into the beautiful void of the deep blue space. | ||
| Politically. | ||
| He's on some singularity tip here. | ||
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But first! | |
| If you're like Bernie Sanders, you've got to dominate things. | ||
| Because if you get rid of all those things out there that are smart and hardworking, then you can be a real boy someday. | ||
| Like Bernie with the power Sanders! | ||
| We're so close to getting these Christians right where we want them. | ||
| You think we pulled it in Russia where I honeymooned? | ||
| All these American Christians, we're going to string them up! | ||
| And I'm going to be big! | ||
| I'm going to be in charge! | ||
| Hail Satan! | ||
| I'm Bernie Sanders! | ||
| And Satan approves my little demonic message. | ||
| You'll all drown in... | ||
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Is that still burning? | |
| So that, to me, is 100% why you cannot have a guest host. | ||
| No one else can do that. | ||
|
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No. | |
| No. | ||
| That is not good. | ||
| No. | ||
| No, no, absolutely not. | ||
| It's unique. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
|
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No one can do that. | |
| That's like seeing... | ||
| That's like a first-level, second-city class doing a bar show, and somebody's got a terrible impression, and they have to keep being like... | ||
| I'm Obama! | ||
| This is me doing an Obama pressure! | ||
| You know, like that kind of thing. | ||
| They have to announce it because it's so bad. | ||
| Also, in our consultancy show that we do, if Alex came on, we'd be like, keep doing Bernie. | ||
| Like, this is good. | ||
| Listen, this is gold. | ||
| This is gold, kid. | ||
| My man, this is a Domian level. | ||
| You are with the greats in terms of... | ||
|
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Anyway. | |
| I think it would be better if we just kept throwing out different names like... | ||
| Is that Ed Koch? | ||
| Who's that? | ||
| Is that... | ||
| Oh, it's the giant toe thing from Looney Tunes. | ||
|
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Yeah, that's... | |
| No? | ||
| No. | ||
| Is it... | ||
| Of Mice and Men? | ||
|
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No. | |
| Not Lenny. | ||
| Bernie? | ||
| It can't be. | ||
| It can't be Bernie. | ||
|
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It is? | |
| It's Bernie. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Well, then in that case, do it forever. | ||
| It's real good. | ||
| I can't believe that all these people who work with him don't sit him down and be like, this is not... | ||
| That impression is nuts. | ||
| It's not accurate. | ||
| It's not funny. | ||
| Okay, here's what they do. | ||
| You know what else? | ||
| I had this fantasy while I was watching it. | ||
| This is one of the reasons that I thought... | ||
| This was a delightful day for me. | ||
| There were some flights of fancy going on. | ||
| And one of them was Owen Schroyer sitting just off camera. | ||
| Because he'd hosted for the last three or four days. | ||
| And he's just sitting there as Alex launches into that Bernie impression. | ||
| Just sitting there like, how does he do it? | ||
| Like a student watching the master. | ||
| Just sitting there like... | ||
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God damn it. | |
| I never would have thought to do that. | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
| Here's what I see. | ||
| I see the closest way his employees... | ||
| Because you can't be like, Alex, this is a terrible impression. | ||
| Of course not. | ||
| So the closest way his employees get to it is Alex will walk by an office or a cubicle and they'll be doing dueling Bernie's back and forth at each other like... | ||
| This is what he sounds like! | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
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Like Steve Coogan in The Trip. | |
| Doing the Michael Caine. | ||
| Alex would hear them doing the impressions and he'd be like... | ||
| I am going viral in the office. | ||
| You know, he would take that as a keep going, baby. | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| That sort of thing, because he's a nut. | ||
| Anyway, Alex is really bent out of shape about Antifa, as he always is. | ||
| Oh, they just hate fascism, and that's no fun. | ||
| And he's pissed off. | ||
| There is an interesting thing that, like, you know who is really against anti-fascist organizations. | ||
| Fascism. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
|
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Yep. | |
| But it's interesting here, because... | ||
| Most of the show is him talking about how Tommy Robinson got beat up, but he actually beat up more people and is super cool and is also the victim. | ||
| But one of Tommy Robinson's camera people got assaulted also, apparently. | ||
| I don't know enough. | ||
| I'm not going to watch all this video. | ||
| I don't really care. | ||
| I don't have the time. | ||
| I like seeing him get punched in the face. | ||
| That's all I needed to see. | ||
| I don't have the time to engage with the reality of fistfights because whatever the case is doesn't charm me and I'm not interested. | ||
| This isn't world star hip-hop. | ||
| But Alex saw this assault that happened and he's got some thoughts about what's going to happen if Antifa ever touches him. | ||
| I'll tell you what I'd do, man. | ||
| I'm not going to say this. | ||
| Anybody attacks me, I'm going to jump on top of you. | ||
| And I'm going to jump on top of you real hard. | ||
|
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And I'm going to defend myself. | |
| I'm not going to play games with any of you guys. | ||
| Any of you ever touches me. | ||
| I'm going to jump on top of you with my knees. | ||
| I'm going to jump up on you with my knees and I'm going to grab your head and push it back. | ||
| And 250 pounds is going to be on top of you when you go into the ground. | ||
| So just get ready. | ||
| Do you mean lube up? | ||
| People don't ever get up after you do that. | ||
| And you guys are asking for it. | ||
| That's all I'm saying. | ||
| Let's go ahead and go to this report I keep talking about where they, again, say that Trump is copying everything I say. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Yeah, that's a great transition into Trump says everything I say. | ||
| I'm going to murder Antifa if they touch me. | ||
| I am going to very, very homoerotically murder anybody in Antifa. | ||
| And you know what? | ||
| I think that could be used in court. | ||
| Because that makes it premeditated. | ||
| Yeah, that does kind of seem like he has massive fantasies about murdering other people. | ||
| Just because someone touched him first, he had the plan in his head, I'm going to murder this person. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It doesn't make that justified. | ||
| Yeah, no. | ||
| That's at least murder too, right? | ||
| And especially, like, you can go through, like, hours and hours of video of Alex Jones being out at protests and someone bumping into him and being, I got assaulted! | ||
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I got assaulted! | |
| Call the police! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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That's what he would do if Latifa touched him. | |
| He's a tiny little bitch. | ||
| But also, it's so amazing that, like, I'm gonna jump up on ya. | ||
| Like, you can't, you don't have ups, Alex. | ||
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You don't. | |
| I do not trust. | ||
| I do not trust the integrity of your hammies. | ||
| Those hamstrings don't have spring in them. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| That's the real thing. | ||
| That's the issue with Tom Arnold. | ||
| He challenged him to a fist fight. | ||
| What you gotta do, challenge him to a slam dunk contest. | ||
| Can I ask? | ||
| I think that would be fun. | ||
| I think Tom Arnold probably is in much better shape than Alex at this point. | ||
|
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But... | |
| What is he even describing? | ||
|
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I don't know! | |
| Because I've been trying to visualize... | ||
| All I heard was, I'm going to fuck you. | ||
| That's all I heard. | ||
| I'm gonna jump up on you. | ||
| I'm gonna jump up on you. | ||
| With my knees. | ||
| With my knees. | ||
| And I'm gonna put your head back. | ||
| And that's 250 pounds. | ||
| Which is probably... | ||
| And people don't wake up from that. | ||
| Probably generous. | ||
| But also, I'm trying to visualize, because I think maybe what he's talking about is some kind of, I'm gonna jump up, and then my knees would end up around where your shoulders are and come down on you. | ||
| Is that what it is? | ||
| Or is the person already laying prone, and he's gonna jump up? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How do you put their head back? | ||
| What does that mean? | ||
| Like, push their head back? | ||
| Like, do you grab it and pull it back? | ||
| So then the top of their head hits the ground as they fall? | ||
| I don't know what he's saying. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I mean, it's murder, but... | ||
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Is he just describing a pile driver? | |
| Interesting. | ||
| No, because he said he's going to jump with his knees. | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| What was The Undertaker's finishing move? | ||
| Tombstone. | ||
| The Tombstone. | ||
| Was it a Tombstone Piledriver? | ||
| Yeah, but he... | ||
| Could be a Tombstone Piledriver. | ||
| He would describe that probably differently. | ||
| I know he's... | ||
| Okay, fine. | ||
| We'll call it the InfoWars Piledriver. | ||
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Whatever. | |
| He's not gifted with words, but I still think he would... | ||
| I still think he would describe a Tombstone different than that. | ||
| A wonderful way to describe a man whose entire life is about talking. | ||
| He's not gifted with words. | ||
| If Antifa touches me, I'm gonna powerbomb him. | ||
| I'm going to get him in the Cribbler crossface. | ||
| So, Jordan, the other thing... | ||
| Four-leaf clover! | ||
| The big story of the day is that Tommy Robinson got punched. | ||
| Oh, that poor man. | ||
| I am so... | ||
| My heart goes out to him. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Thoughts and prayers to his family. | ||
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Thoughts and prayers, Tommy. | |
| Thoughts and prayers, Tommy. | ||
| So the B story, the junior varsity narrative, is that there have been bombs going off in Austin. | ||
| Over the last couple days. | ||
| There have been three bombs, and two of them were today. | ||
| Yes! | ||
| Now, if I have read that story correctly... | ||
| I think you might be ahead of it. | ||
| It is entirely minorities and people who have no connection with anything. | ||
| It appears that way, but the investigation as we record this is still ongoing. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And they don't know a motive, but it is all black people. | ||
| All I'm saying... | ||
| Now, I don't know if that is the motive or not, but Alex may think that that would be the motive, and so now he needs to proactively... | ||
| Absolve white people of this terrorist act. | ||
| I will read the quote from the police general guy. | ||
| I don't remember his actual title. | ||
| Quote, we don't know what the motive behind these may be. | ||
| We do know that both of the homes that were the recipients of these packages belong to African Americans, so we cannot rule out that hate crime is at the core of this. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So they're saying, you know, we don't know that that's the case, but it's possible. | ||
| But Alex doesn't know anything. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Alex hasn't read any stories about it. | ||
| Well, that's a breath of fresh air. | ||
| He's just aware of the fact that there have been bombs that have gone off. | ||
| And so here is how he... | ||
| Still going to absolve whites of it, is my guess. | ||
| Well, here's his angle. | ||
| So, is this an anti-genification bombing? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I'm not saying that. | ||
| That's just the violence being promoted and what we're seeing. | ||
| I mean, these Latinx groups say, if you see a white person, mug them. | ||
| So, you're kind of right. | ||
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Yep. | |
| But he's saying, I'm not saying that it is, but I'm speculating. | ||
| Wait, is he saying, he said it was anti-gentrification? | ||
| Yeah, because there was an article in the Huffington Post recently about how anti-gentrification organizations and people who are active against gentrification have stopped putting up with the bullshit and they're starting to fight back and they want to drive businesses out of neighborhoods that are coming in specifically to gentrify them, raise the rent. | ||
| make it so people can't afford to live the places where they live. | ||
| And Alex didn't read the whole article because it's pretty long. | ||
| And he thinks that it's positive. | ||
| He thinks that the Huffington Post article is saying, hooray for these people getting violent about anti-gentrification causes. | ||
| It's not. | ||
| It's not pro or con. | ||
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It's just like, hey, check this shit out. | |
| Crazy, right? | ||
| It's probably pro in terms of that gentrification does damage people who can't afford rising rent prices. | ||
| Hey, let's move these people to slums. | ||
| And I also even think that from my reading of the article, it's anti, to a certain extent, the tactics because of what can come from that and how it can escalate. | ||
| So it's kind of a mixture of those things. | ||
| It's just a reportage. | ||
| But Alex thinks it's positive. | ||
| And so he has now put that bugaboo into his Rolodex. | ||
| And he's saying that... | ||
| They're coming after whites! | ||
| Well, also because that article said Austin. | ||
| It mentioned Austin in the cities that are fighting back against gentrification. | ||
| So now he's combined those. | ||
| And this bombing to him, he's suspecting that, oh, it must be involved with this article I didn't read. | ||
| But I saw the headline. | ||
| But it deteriorates pretty quickly. | ||
| His narrative of saying, I don't know what it is. | ||
| Is it possible that it's these anti-gentrification folks? | ||
| It evolves very fast. | ||
| We're going to go to break. | ||
| Come right back. | ||
| We've got Owen Schroyer on the ground at the second bombing. | ||
| That's not a laughing third bombing in Austin for Southwest. | ||
| Is Antifa behind it? | ||
| I smell a little Antifa boobies. | ||
| Sounds like Antifa. | ||
| You know, if there's one thing I know about Antifa, their tactics, bombs. | ||
| Old-timey cartoon bombs with the skull and crossbones on them and the giant... | ||
| Like a Bob-om. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| From Mario. | ||
| Yep, a Bob-om. | ||
| No, it's Bob-om. | ||
| Bob-om. | ||
| It's B-O-B slash O-M-B, Bob-om. | ||
| Really? | ||
| I thought it was B-O-M-B dash U-M. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| All right. | ||
| This is a conversation that has almost ended friendships in my past. | ||
| Sitting around really high in someone's garage. | ||
| It's a Bob-um. | ||
| No, it's a Bob-um. | ||
| It's a Bob-um. | ||
| I don't want to revisit this. | ||
| This podcast is too important. | ||
| I thought it was Sex Bob-omb. | ||
| No. | ||
| From Scott Pilgrim vs. | ||
| the Universe. | ||
| Sex Bob-omb! | ||
| You're a Sex Bob-omb! | ||
| Tom Jones. | ||
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All right. | |
| Anyway, Alex has decided that the narrative I'm going to go with is that... | ||
| It's Antifa. | ||
| Confirmation here from the chair room that it's Bob-omb. | ||
| All right. | ||
| B-O-B dash O-M-B. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| All right. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Anyway, this is where Alex's narrative sits, but again, he hasn't read any articles. | ||
| He doesn't know anything about it. | ||
| So that's just rank speculation that he's making. | ||
| Also, Mike Adams shows up on the show to talk about how his YouTube channel got deleted and I don't give a shit. | ||
| It's boring, so who cares? | ||
| But just to note that he was on the show, congratulations, Mike Adams from naturalnews.com. | ||
| Great. | ||
| Good work, dude. | ||
| So now, at this point, Tommy Robinson shows up. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| He's complaining about Muslims quite a bit. | ||
| And so Alex, as we know... | ||
| Still pissed people confuse him for Tommy Davidson all the time. | ||
| At the beginning of the show, as we know, Alex is like, it's time for covert action, baby. | ||
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Gotta. | |
| Gotta spy. | ||
| So Alex has a suggestion for Tommy in terms of how you can get some work done. | ||
| Wear trench coats. | ||
| You need to recruit a Sikh or an Indian to go undercover and record the mosque and blow their entire operation. | ||
| It's time for covert action. | ||
| I think that's the new shirt. | ||
| It's time for covert action. | ||
| It's time to pray. | ||
| That's the new It's Time to Pray. | ||
| It's time to pray for covert action. | ||
| So, let's talk about Tommy Robinson. | ||
| Let's do it. | ||
| His interview has come up. | ||
| And we're not going to listen to most of it, because I hate him. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| He's the fucking worst. | ||
| So, Tommy Robinson, his real name is probably Stephen Lennon. | ||
|
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What? | |
| Although, it's also possible that his name is Paul Harris. | ||
| What? | ||
| It's unclear. | ||
| What? | ||
| Tommy Robinson is absolutely not his real name. | ||
|
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Wait, what? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| What? | ||
| It's unclear. | ||
| We can't find out what his real name is? | ||
| He was, in one of the times he was arrested, he was charged as Stephen Lennon, but the judge said, I'm not convinced this is your real name, but I'm charging you under this name, because whatever. | ||
| That's what I want to hear a judge say. | ||
| So, Tommy Robinson is a dickhole, and he started this organization called the European Defense League, the EDL. | ||
| Which he claims is a non-racist organization, but all... | ||
| Which is exactly what somebody who starts a racist organization says. | ||
| All of their history shows that not to be the case. | ||
| Their ranks are filled with devout racists, white nationalists, and soccer hooligans. | ||
| Because the drunks like to get involved because there's a lot of fights. | ||
| Gotta have some fun. | ||
| They have demonstrations regularly. | ||
| Tommy Robinson isn't involved with them anymore. | ||
| He left the organization in 2013. | ||
| Ironically, because he complained they were getting too racist. | ||
| Oh, well, that's nice. | ||
| It's nice that everyone has their limits. | ||
| It's good. | ||
| That's a start. | ||
| From the beginning, they would have demonstrations, protests, which would almost invariably deteriorate into drunk fighting. | ||
| People would just get into scraps. | ||
| Here's a quote about them from the Bedfordshire Police Department, a gentleman by the name of Mark Turner. | ||
| Quote, We have had a series of marches where we've seen damage to property, we've seen people being assaulted, we've seen the odd racist attack, and that quite simply can't be tolerated. | ||
| In 2011, a Yorkshire concert named Rage Against Racism was attacked by EDL supporters. | ||
| Quote, A group of around 15 people, estimated to be aged between 16 and 23, barged into the premises shouting and chanting EDL, said Kevin Barry, assistant manager of the venue holding the event. | ||
| Quote, they were throwing bottles and rocks. | ||
| The police attended quickly and arrests were made. | ||
| So they have a long history of just being real drunk shitheads who go around and agitate towards liberal stuff. | ||
| And they're a mess. | ||
| The people who claim to not be racist always seem to be the ones throwing rocks whenever a rally for not being racist happens. | ||
| It is interesting. | ||
| It seems to be very consistent over time. | ||
| It seems like the same sort of thing you track with who's mad at anti-fascism. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Same sort of vibe. | ||
| Yeah, it seems odd. | ||
| It seems odd that the people who insist they're on your side always wind up being... | ||
| Not on your side. | ||
| So, from at least 2015 onward, Tommy Robinson has been involved in the British chapter of an organization called Pegida. | ||
| I'm already out. | ||
| That's a dumb name. | ||
| It's a German organization, so maybe that'll change your mind. | ||
| It won't. | ||
| It doesn't. | ||
| Pegida was founded by a man named Lutz Bachmann, a German man who's been arrested for possession of cocaine a number of times, as well as failure to pay child support. | ||
| Death penalty! | ||
| He's super against... | ||
| He's convinced that Europe is being Islamified, so he started PEGITA, which stands for Patriotic Europeans Against the Islamization of the Occident, to fight against... | ||
| Too long. | ||
| Too long a name. | ||
| Well, that's why I call it PEGITA. | ||
| Too long. | ||
| So he's created that organization to fight against Muslim immigration. | ||
| Ironically, in 1998, after he was sentenced to three years in prison for burglary and theft... | ||
| Kill him! | ||
| Death penalty! | ||
| He fled Germany and became a criminal immigrant himself and settled in South Africa. | ||
| Great. | ||
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Great, great, great, great. | |
| Yeah, baby. | ||
| Love it. | ||
| That's not hypocritical at all. | ||
| So, his first rally with Pegida was held in Dresden, which is the city... | ||
| Well, it was the only choice that he had to make. | ||
| See, he was being persecuted in his own country. | ||
| No, this is before that. | ||
| No, that's all I'm saying. | ||
| I'm just saying that in his own home country, he was not welcome anymore. | ||
| He was being maybe unfairly discriminated against in his mind. | ||
| So he needed to leave and he needed to go somewhere else. | ||
| And thank God he was accepted somewhere else. | ||
| In South Africa. | ||
| It's really important to... | ||
| Hanging out with the sweet landers. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm glad his white nation fucking came in. | ||
| So anyway, he ended up getting extradited back and had to do some time. | ||
| Kill him! | ||
| His first rally for Pegida was held in Dresden because he thought that that city was a great example of the Islamification. | ||
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Islamification. | |
| Yeah, whatever. | ||
| But unfortunately, that city only contained at the time 750 Muslims out of 536,308 people, which made it a population density of 0.14%. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Great. | ||
| Real scary. | ||
| Islamified. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| When you know everybody who worships Allah by name, Probably not enough people in your situation to be Islamified. | ||
| A picture of Bachmann dressed up as Hitler came to the surface a little while back, and his organization pretty regularly uses terms like Lügenpress, which is the Nazi word for the lying Jewish press. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Many accuse the organization of basically being Nazi in nature, and it appears that this may be the case, as Pegida members often go on, quote, strolls, which are basically just people getting together to protest about the presence of Muslims in their cities. | ||
| And they end up getting in fights. | ||
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Right. | |
| It's a bad look. | ||
| Anyway, Tommy Robinson was pretty deeply involved with the UK chapter of this organization, and the organization seems to really just be about drunk fights. | ||
| What's the law that an internet conversation is over when somebody gets called a Nazi? | ||
| Is that Godwin's law? | ||
| Something like that. | ||
| Something like that, right? | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| That is an issue, because now everybody is afraid... | ||
| Oh, we got Nazis, though. | ||
| Everybody's afraid to call something a Nazi, but when it is a Nazi... | ||
| You know who came up with that rule? | ||
| You gotta call it a Nazi! | ||
| You know who came up with that rule? | ||
| A Nazi. | ||
| Yeah, that's a good point. | ||
| So anyway, Tommy Robinson, he went and gave speeches for this Pegida organization and was heavily involved in it after the point where he left his own organization, the EDL, because he said they were too racist. | ||
| So he jumps in with a literally Nazi white nationalist organization. | ||
| So, EDL, get your shit together. | ||
| Apparently, you're more racist than Nazis. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Also, Tommy Robinson was arrested and jailed for assault in 2005. | ||
| Kill him! | ||
| Death penalty! | ||
| Further, Tommy was arrested in 2011 for being involved in a brawl at a rally for the EDL. | ||
| Kill him! | ||
| Death penalty! | ||
| And he was sentenced to 12 months of community rehabilitation. | ||
| Not long enough. | ||
| Death penalty. | ||
| In 2012, he was sentenced to 10 months in prison for traveling internationally with a fake passport. | ||
| Tommy had been refused entry into the United States because he is a hate. | ||
| So he used his friend Andrew McMaster's passport to travel internationally. | ||
| He got caught when they took fingerprints when he arrived in New York and he ended up having to go to prison for 10 months. | ||
| That's a smart thing for them to do. | ||
| Kill him! | ||
| Death penalty. | ||
| In 2013, Tommy was convicted of committing mortgage fraud and he was sentenced to 18 months in prison. | ||
| He conspired with others to use fraudulent information to obtain mortgages from multiple banks. | ||
| How much time do you have to do before you're not welcome on Infowars? | ||
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I don't know. | |
| There's no limit. | ||
| What, ten years? | ||
| What are we talking about? | ||
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There's no limit. | |
| They're all con men. | ||
| How much time do you gotta do? | ||
| They're all con men and career criminals. | ||
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It's a mess. | |
| But when is a con man ever going to be like, whoa, you're too hot for us? | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| But also, he's conning all these anti-Muslim people, because he is super anti-Muslim, but for all of his hatred of Muslims, he did send a message to one Muslim on Twitter saying, quote, you're pretty fit for a Muslim. | ||
| And he sent another one saying, quote, I don't want to get rid of all Muslims, least of all pretty girls like yourself. | ||
| Both of these messages, Jordan, were sent to 15-year-old girls. | ||
| All right. | ||
| I was fucking terrified you were about to say Malala. | ||
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No. | |
| He's fucking underage girl creeping on Twitter and being like, look, I don't hate all Muslims, you're beautiful. | ||
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Also, that is a bad pickup line. | |
| That is a bad... | ||
| Listen, I'm a prejudiced monster, but now when it comes to your sweet tits, like, no, that's not a pickup line. | ||
| You're so sexy, I get over my bigotry. | ||
| But only momentarily. | ||
| Only temporarily. | ||
| I would hate your brother. | ||
| I would hate your brother. | ||
| Suspiciously like a slave owner. | ||
| That's what that sounds like. | ||
| Dude, it's just so stupid. | ||
| Like, you have people where it's like... | ||
| Your bigotry isn't even consistent. | ||
| I don't even respect your bigotry. | ||
| I don't even respect him as a legitimate enemy or someone to even give the time of day to. | ||
| He's a fucking career criminal who's playing out a massive scam that is now... | ||
| I mean, granted, he does have a history of being a racist and a borderline Nazi throughout his entire career, and some of that probably is genuine, but it's also obvious that on some level, throughout his life, he found that, like, I can make a lot of money... | ||
| Off of this. | ||
| Like the EDL, he was making tons of money running this organization. | ||
| I'm sure the dues and donations and stuff that he got from fellow bigots was massive. | ||
| Right, just like the KKK was essentially Amway. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| And so he found that hustle and now he's using it. | ||
| I mean, he got a job at Rebel Media through it. | ||
| And now he's getting... | ||
| At the end of this episode... | ||
| How did he get past a background check? | ||
| They don't do background checks. | ||
| There's so many jobs where it's like, oh, you did a year for marijuana possession so you can't work at McDonald's and this fucking guy. | ||
| They don't do background checks at Rebel Media. | ||
| Hey, wow, man. | ||
| Guys, you really should. | ||
| The thing, too, is that, like... | ||
| We could really turn one of these propaganda outlets around. | ||
| We could really turn it into a... | ||
| Get him into shape. | ||
| Oh, we could turn it into a tight operation. | ||
| Goddamn. | ||
| At the end of this episode, Alex announces that he's sending Tommy $20,000 that he doesn't have to give. | ||
| And it's him saying, I need the audience to give me more money because I'm supporting this guy, giving him money. | ||
| Nice little gambit. | ||
| That's why he's doing this. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Is because he gets Alex Jones sending him $20,000 that he doesn't fucking need to use a fucking handycam and go antagonize Muslims on the street. | ||
| He doesn't need any money to do that. | ||
| He could do everything for free. | ||
| This is all a scam. | ||
| Hey, if you're good at something, never do it for free. | ||
| The bigotry is all a fucking scam. | ||
| And if you look at this dumbass's career, that's what you walk away from it from. | ||
| So Tommy Robinson can preemptively go fuck himself. | ||
| We don't need to wait until the end of this episode. | ||
| Yeah, this guy sucks. | ||
| He sucks. | ||
| I hate him. | ||
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I always wonder who is worse. | |
| Because these kinds... | ||
| Who or who? | ||
| Who or whom? | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| These guys are at the heart of all of these. | ||
| Like, at every racist movement. | ||
| You wind up coming back to a con man, a propagandist, a demagogue, those kinds of things. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Who doesn't really believe in any of this shit? | ||
| He's scamming dumb people. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Like, who is worse? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, to a certain extent, I almost identify with the guy who's like, dude, I'm just trying to make a living too. | ||
| This is my hustle. | ||
| You work a nine-to-five. | ||
| I can't pull that off. | ||
| So I found my own scam to run. | ||
| What is a CEO but a scam artist at the end of the day? | ||
| They're not worth 150 times your salary, so fucking do it to it. | ||
| I would say that I more identify with the people who find themselves under the sway because of my experience with the evangelical church. | ||
| And how much I look back on that, I'm like, I should not have gone along with all of these youth. | ||
| And what have you, but because of vulnerability, alienation as a child, any number of things that set the fuse... | ||
| There's situations you can find yourself in where you fall under the charismatic influence of someone like Tommy Robinson. | ||
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Right. | |
| Now, I would say that they're both terrible, but to use Alex Jones' sort of cosmology or things that he talks about, he talks about the Judas goat. | ||
| He talks about, like, Glenn Beck being a Judas goat. | ||
| And that idea is the one that leads all the rest of them to slaughter. | ||
| You know, you got the one who doesn't get killed that leads everyone else to their downfall. | ||
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Right, right, right. | |
| And I think that the leaders are worse. | ||
| Because without them... | ||
| I mean, you just find another bigot leader, probably. | ||
| That's kind of the thing. | ||
| I think the issue is the system. | ||
| It's just human beings. | ||
| Let's say Tommy Robinson doesn't exist, or whatever. | ||
| Of the... | ||
| I don't know how to estimate his audience size, but let's just, for the sake of argument, say it's 100,000 people. | ||
| Every single person named Skylar in the world. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| Let's say it's 100,000 people, right? | ||
| If Tommy Robinson wasn't there... | ||
| I would say, conservatively, 90,000 would end up under the sway of some other charismatic European fascist. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But 10,000 might find a hobby. | ||
| They might find, like... | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| So, I mean... | ||
| 10,000 people is not nothing. | ||
| No, no, I agree. | ||
| But your argument kind of boils down to, like, well... | ||
| These people could be massive, horrible, racist bigots, or they could be into woodworking. | ||
| Well, I mean, 10% might be, obviously, a random number, and maybe it's too high. | ||
| But there is a subsection of those people that aren't really out-and-out bigots, necessarily. | ||
| They're there because they need a social group. | ||
| There are some people who are... | ||
| I know that that's... | ||
| Well, so many Christians don't actually believe in any of that garbage. | ||
| They just need to, like, yeah. | ||
| It's cool to be around other people. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| You can go bowling with friends or you can join a church. | ||
| Like, I get it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And to some extent, 10,000 of the 100,000 that we're hypothetically talking about, maybe, again, maybe it's too high. | ||
| But some percentage of those people could find a healthy alternative that is just as appealing to them. | ||
| Maybe a rotary club. | ||
| I don't even know what that is. | ||
| But you could find something. | ||
| You could find a bingo night if you're fucking really old. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| You know, there's something that you could... | ||
| Singles meetups. | ||
| You can do the whole thing. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Any of those. | ||
| You could join a bowling league. | ||
| You could do... | ||
| There's a hundred different examples where you can create a social life that isn't entrenched in bigotry. | ||
| But I agree with the underlying premise that most people would end up finding another charismatic magnet. | ||
| But, anyway, all this is to say that Tommy Robinson sucks. | ||
| Also, weirdly enough, do you know why people join pool leagues? | ||
| Bigotry. | ||
| All pool leagues? | ||
| Entirely run by bigots. | ||
| I believe that. | ||
| I don't like pool much. | ||
| My buddy Nicky Gifts... | ||
| You shoot some nine ball and you hile the Hitler. | ||
| That's what you do at pool halls. | ||
| My buddy Nicky Gifts was in a bowling league back when we lived in Missouri. | ||
| And I used to go to his bowling games every now and again because it's an excuse to just drink. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And they were playing against this one team called Kill Bill. | ||
| And one of the guys on the team was named Bill. | ||
| It was three women and Bill. | ||
| And we quickly realized why that was the name of the group, because he was a fucking asshole. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| I thought it was just a, like, that's a solid theme. | ||
| No, he would scream at the pins, stand up and fight! | ||
| Whenever the opponents were bowling. | ||
| Kill Bill. | ||
| He'd get really drunk, and then he would come over to our table, because we were young dudes. | ||
| Not many young dudes in there. | ||
| And he would just try and tell us jokes. | ||
| And the only one I remember is... | ||
| I apologize for saying... | ||
| Eh, I don't apologize. | ||
| This isn't going to go well. | ||
| It's a bad joke. | ||
| This isn't going to go well. | ||
| He came over really drunkenly and sort of leaned on the arm bar. | ||
| And he's like, Hey, guys. | ||
| Why do women have periods? | ||
| No, I'm out. | ||
| And we're like, Why? | ||
| And he's like, Because they fucking deserve them. | ||
| And then you look over at the girls on his team and they're just like... | ||
| Fucking shit. | ||
| Kill him. | ||
| But he was really good at bowling. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| Fair enough. | ||
| This is all to say that Tommy Robinson sucks. | ||
| Tommy Robinson sucks. | ||
| At this point, Alex Jones makes a startling confession on the show. | ||
| I think that what he's saying might be... | ||
| I don't know if this is legal. | ||
| We looked up some of these people. | ||
| We infiltrated some of their meetings. | ||
| We put some PIs on them. | ||
| They're all rich kids. | ||
| He's talking about Antifa. | ||
| I thought they were just meth heads or something in their mom's basement. | ||
| No. | ||
| These are corporate people. | ||
| Their parents make a million dollars a year, half a million a year. | ||
| One of them heads up Time Warner here in town. | ||
| And then they're out there leading this crap. | ||
| I mean, these are evil people. | ||
| So yeah, we've been falling into your houses and stuff. | ||
| Start threatening our boards and stuff. | ||
| We've got at least 20 of the leadership of Antifa, where you live, what you're doing. | ||
| We're not playing games, okay? | ||
| And Tommy Robinson didn't play any games. | ||
| I'm going to make an announcement coming up in the next segment. | ||
| That next segment, the announcement is that he's giving Tommy Robinson $20,000. | ||
| First off, meth heads don't live in their mom's basement. | ||
| They're not allowed there anymore. | ||
| That's how meth head works. | ||
| If you are still living in your parents' basement, you are not yet a meth head. | ||
| You're just somebody who enjoys meth. | ||
| The moment you are kicked out is when you become a meth head. | ||
| I don't know how much I trust. | ||
| Based on my experience of looking into Alex Jones' research methods and how his endgame bibliography is full of holes like Swiss cheese, I don't know if I trust him to use legitimate PIs for this undercover work that he's doing. | ||
| I think he's stalking people. | ||
| I kind of skipped over that just because I was like... | ||
| No, you didn't hire a PI. | ||
| A friend you know said, this guy does PI work. | ||
| Harrison Smith is doing it. | ||
| One of his underlings is probably doing it. | ||
| This is stalking. | ||
| This isn't detective work. | ||
| Yeah, he just said, hey, I got people committing crimes over here. | ||
| Yeah, that's right. | ||
| We followed you to your home. | ||
| Yeah, that makes me very uncomfortable. | ||
| No, I don't like that. | ||
| And if he does know about us, he's stalking us too. | ||
| I know, that'd be fun. | ||
| There's some Chicago info warrior, probably, who's, like, following us around and we don't realize it. | ||
| That'd be fun. | ||
| Now we're getting into Alex Jones' levels of paranoia. | ||
| That is not going on. | ||
| See, again, the only way that... | ||
| This is why I know that the world is going to be fine. | ||
| The only way you and I die. | ||
| At the hands of an info warrior? | ||
| At the hands of Alex Jones fighting atop a volcano, of course. | ||
| Right, that's the only... | ||
| That's the only real way that we can go down. | ||
| Yeah, I die, and then you avenge me. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Through a banshee-like scream that you yell at Alex and knock him. | ||
| I have that power? | ||
| That's what I imagine. | ||
| That's what I discover? | ||
| Also, I think that saying the son of the head of Time Warner, we've been stalking him, it borders on doxing. | ||
| Because it's easy to figure out who that is. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| It makes me very uncomfortable. | ||
| It makes me very, very uncomfortable. | ||
| And Alex can't prove any of the things he's acting like Antifa is an actual centralized organization. | ||
| Yeah, no kidding. | ||
| Which it's not. | ||
| I don't trust him to have infiltrated things. | ||
| I don't trust him to act on information that he gleans from infiltrating things appropriately. | ||
| I don't trust him to... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Anything. | ||
| I don't trust anything. | ||
| That's actually an interesting line of thought to follow down, which is something that's always frustrated me whenever we start talking about it, for specifically Antifa and the like. | ||
| The idea is, or Occupy Wall Street. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Like, if a rich person is involved at any point, the opposite side will use that to invalidate everybody. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So even if, like we were talking about with What's-His-Fuck, who was putting on the concert with David Rothschild, right? | ||
| So his heart is in the right place. | ||
| He's trying to do the right thing. | ||
| He just so happens to have all of this money. | ||
| If he is involved in anything, despite the fact that because of his money, he is far more capable of being involved in anything than most other people. | ||
| If he is involved, that invalidates Everything for everybody. | ||
| So, one of the central struggles of an Antifa or the like is the idea that from the outside, any lack of purity means you are worthless is such a huge hurdle to overcome it. | ||
| It's dangerous. | ||
| I don't think there's any way to actually overcome it, right? | ||
| It's dangerous. | ||
| And the thing that I wrestle with is when we, like on our last episode, we were talking about 2008 stuff. | ||
| To what extent is what you're describing relevant to the idea that all of these people who work for Koch-funded think tanks are the ones who are building these narratives for Alex and stuff like that? | ||
| And I think it's different, but I'm not entirely sure how to articulate why. | ||
| But I do think it's different than David Rothschild being involved in charitable stuff. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's really complicated, but I agree. | ||
| I agree that it's a problem for both sides, to some extent. | ||
| I would say it's far more a problem for people who are correct. | ||
| Because if you are correct, if, well, for instance, Antifa, if you just boil it down to, we're against fascism, you are correct. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Right? | |
| And if you are right, you are far more easily chipped away at, because... | ||
| There's no kind of amorphous ability to dodge and weave. | ||
| All you have is reality. | ||
| All you have is that you're right. | ||
| Whereas with the conservative movements, like the Tea Party or whatever, because they don't actually believe anything, then you can say, oh, well, your ideology isn't pure, and they're just like, what are you talking about? | ||
| Who gives a shit? | ||
| Why are you saying ideology? | ||
| We don't believe in anything. | ||
| No. | ||
| The only thing that we ding other people's impurity for is hating guns or not hating black people. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Like, that's all we really believe in. | ||
| We're believing in climate change. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know. | ||
| It's really complicated. | ||
| And I think, I hope that this is a line of thought that we can, you know, continue to keep in our hearts as we go along and look at, like, because we're going to continue doing the path down 2008, the beginning of the Tea Party. | ||
| I think it is important to have that lens to self-criticize to a certain extent. | ||
| But anyway, let's get back on task. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because I don't think we're going to resolve this in any way. | ||
| No, I think we're going to nail it. | ||
| Yeah, probably. | ||
| That was a very polite way of saying, Jordan, please don't bring this up right now. | ||
| No, it's not. | ||
| I would have cut you off way earlier if that was the case. | ||
| So this next clip, Alex evolves his theory about the Austin bombings, but also says something. | ||
| Very troubling. | ||
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Oh, boy. | |
| Tommy Robinson, folks, one of the greatest living patriots with his great career. | ||
| I want to get a final comment from both of them. | ||
| So, real quick, we'll pause there, because that's the troubling thing. | ||
| Is that the most troubling thing? | ||
| Yeah, because... | ||
| One of the greatest living patriots... | ||
| Tommy Robinson has done about... | ||
| Eight years in jail time. | ||
| And Tabir Robinson is from England. | ||
| Well, he's one of the... | ||
| Hey, Thomas Jefferson was from England. | ||
| Right, but that's different. | ||
| Again, we talked about this before. | ||
| Once you've created a new country... | ||
| I know, I'm just never going to stop breaking that up. | ||
| It makes me laugh. | ||
| When Alex says he's a great patriot, he's not talking about patriotism as being something related to love of country. | ||
| He's talking about an ethnic... | ||
| Right. | ||
| He would call it the West, or whatever. | ||
| But the fact that Alex Jones thinks that Tommy Robinson is one of the greatest living patriots means that what he swears allegiance to is not the United States. | ||
| It's white! | ||
| It is white. | ||
| It's white. | ||
| That is what's more important. | ||
| And that's a dangerous fucking thing, and it's a damning tell that he keeps saying that Tommy Robinson is a great patriot. | ||
| You could describe as a global collective trying to run everything with its hands in it. | ||
| Like, I think he's a globalist. | ||
| Oh boy. | ||
| I think he's a whitelist. | ||
| Anyway, let's get back to this clip. | ||
| About what's coming next. | ||
| This is amazing. | ||
| And then we've got our reports. | ||
| This is the scene of the third bombing. | ||
| We've got multiple. | ||
| We've got deaths. | ||
| We're going to talk about it all here in Austin. | ||
| Probably communist bombings. | ||
| Stay with us. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Great. | ||
| Way to wait until all the information is in, Alex. | ||
| Without having read any articles. | ||
| Without having any information. | ||
| Probably communist. | ||
| He's now evolved. | ||
| He's talked himself into it. | ||
| It's probably communist. | ||
| Probably communist. | ||
| So here he reiterates. | ||
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Yes, they did do a sweep of other houses. | |
| Stay there. | ||
| Let's come back and talk about this live, exclusive coverage from the site of what's probably commie bombings. | ||
| So, I think he's figured out that that rolls off the tongue. | ||
| Commie bombings. | ||
| Commie bombings. | ||
| So, unfortunately, towards the end of the show, one of his interns read an article. | ||
| He is a communist who bombs him. | ||
| No. | ||
| Someone read an article. | ||
| And got the information to Alex that all of the victims have been African-American. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| I wish he didn't know. | ||
| If he didn't know and all he said was commie bombing, I feel like that would be far less offensive than what he is about to say. | ||
| No, it's actually not offensive. | ||
| It's kind of funny. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Because Alex is trying to integrate information, and you get to see him trying to process... | ||
| You get to see his wheels spin and gears break down as smoke and steam come out of his ears. | ||
| Basically. | ||
| This is fascinating. | ||
| By the way, everyone that's been bombed in the last week is black. | ||
| So, it's a white supremacist, mental patient, teenager. | ||
| Or it's some type of Mexican mafia deal, because that, all over the country, Mexican mafia does not like black folks. | ||
| What? | ||
| And tries to drive them out. | ||
| That's a well-known major friction there. | ||
| Or it's some type of weird South by Southwest related deal. | ||
| Or it's anti-fuck, because they're prime suspects, because they're always saying they're going to attack everybody. | ||
| Not generally black people. | ||
| So, I have no idea what's going on here. | ||
| I wish you'd say that more often. | ||
| You should start there and then not instead give four wildly disparate and ridiculous examples first. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Or perhaps stop giving the most likely example first, Billy. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And then being like... | ||
| It's probably Antifa, though, because they hate black people, even though historically they don't. | ||
| They probably do. | ||
| I have no idea what's going on should be on his fucking family crest. | ||
| Like... | ||
| The fact that he gets there eventually is kind of nice. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But along the way, it is so stupid of him and so irresponsible that he pitches all of these possible ideas that he thinks might be going on with this and has done an entire show where it's been rank speculation that it's a commie bombing over the course of it. | ||
| His family crest is just a hyena with a question mark over its head. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's pathetic. | ||
| You know, I have, from the jump, been very anti the conversation about fake news. | ||
| I think that's very counterproductive. | ||
| The idea of what can be thrown back and forth. | ||
| And I don't think it's relevant to this conversation at all. | ||
| What this is, is bad work. | ||
| It's not even like this isn't about him saying something that's fake in terms of I think this is a commie bombing. | ||
| Right. | ||
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Because if he said that, that's fine. | |
| That's opinion. | ||
| That's editorializing or whatever. | ||
| But the fact that he goes off half cocked and creates narratives that he's pushing throughout the show only to get some information at the end of the show that was available before. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I don't know what's going on Thereby invalidating all of the narratives that he's built before, but I guarantee tomorrow he's going to be saying it's Antifa. | ||
| Or a commie bombing. | ||
| It's just bad work. | ||
| It's someone who's not good at their job, unless their job is screaming weird things about hell and Satan and then launching into a Bernie Sanders impression. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| Then you're doing a great job. | ||
| Well, I mean, fake news is ultimately just a euphemism for lies so that the media doesn't have to say... | ||
| They're lying to you. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Because that's a faux pas of some sort. | ||
| So, yeah, you're right. | ||
| This isn't fake news. | ||
| This is just a guy who's like, I am not interested in this story. | ||
| It's a hack. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's a hack. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| I'm just going to toss out whatever shit I feel like, and then we'll sort the damage later. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So anyway, that brings us to the end of our show. | ||
| We have had some interesting times. | ||
| I believe. | ||
| Welcome back, Alex. | ||
| I wanted to get the Welcome Back Cotter theme song queued up for you, but I fucked that up. | ||
| Didn't happen. | ||
| Also, dreams are not your ticket out. | ||
| You're going to prison. | ||
| And if you're not going to prison... | ||
| You're going to be poor. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We're glad to have you back in that hosting chair, though, because the rest of your crew sucks. | ||
| And when you're poor and contrite, I would be interested in talking to you, Alex. | ||
| I would not. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| I will talk to you once you're in prison, because I want a wall between us. | ||
| Oh, that's a good point. | ||
| Because he might jump up with his knees at me. | ||
| And pull your head back. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| And people do not get up from that. | ||
| And you will be inserted upon. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So, I don't know, man. | ||
| This is sad. | ||
| The present is still incredibly sad. | ||
| And it's getting sadder with the idea that he's going to fucking hire Tommy Robinson, nay, Stephen Lennon, or possibly Paul Harris. | ||
| That's such a... | ||
| How much time has he done? | ||
| Aggregate. | ||
| It's been years. | ||
| It's been like four years at least, right? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| That might be high. | ||
| From what you've described. | ||
| I mean, I suppose the community service... | ||
| Doesn't really count. | ||
| Well, like, he had drug arrests, and the arrest for assault in 2005, I couldn't find, like, conviction sentences on those things. | ||
| So those could have been issues where he got off on, like, time served or something like that. | ||
| On being white. | ||
| Sure, he could have gotten away with some sort of slap on the wrist and those. | ||
| The only ones that I found certain... | ||
| Sentences on were the 12 months of community rehabilitation, 10 months in prison for the fake passport, and 18 months in prison for the mortgage fraud. | ||
| But he did get out early. | ||
| So confirmed, we're talking two years. | ||
| Yeah, he did get out early though too on the mortgage fraud one. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| Yeah, because of course. | ||
| But also, fun little tidbit, while he was in prison he had to be kept in solitary confinement for a lot of it for his own safety. | ||
| Oh, that's smart. | ||
| Because he's a fucking antagonist. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And probably would have got himself shanked. | ||
| Oh, man! | ||
| God damn it! | ||
| Stop it! | ||
| Stop saving people from themselves? | ||
| Stop it, prisons! | ||
| Let him get shanked! | ||
| I think what I want to end this episode with, I mean, first of all... | ||
| The observation that the people who deserve to get shanked never get shanked. | ||
| No, not that, although it is interesting. | ||
| First of all is our plugs. | ||
| We have a website called knowledgefight.com. | ||
| That's true! | ||
| Where you can follow us on Twitter, at knowledge underscore fight. | ||
| Yeah, and we're also on Facebook. | ||
| You can join the Facebook group. | ||
| Go home and tell your mother. | ||
| You're brilliant. | ||
| Also, if you'd like to support the show and become a policy wonk, you can go to our website, knowledgefight.com. | ||
| Click support the show. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| We would appreciate it. | ||
| What I want to... | ||
| We're also on iTunes. | ||
| I think the most... | ||
| We're so great at plugs. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think the most important piece of this is the fact... | ||
| That he creeped on Twitter at underage girls with Muslim-related pickup lines. | ||
| Not okay. | ||
| No, it's not. | ||
| Not even Muslim-related. | ||
| Bigoted Muslim-related pickup lines. | ||
| Bigotry about Islam-related pickup lines to underage girls on Twitter. | ||
| That's like a parody. | ||
| That's a parody account. | ||
| The other stuff, like him being arrested for assault, I understand. | ||
| You're running a fucking bigot organization. | ||
| You might get into a skirmish. | ||
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Maybe you get picked up, but it could have been anybody. | |
| I don't think it's necessarily right that people have to go to prison for drugs. | ||
| So I'm going to throw that part of it out. | ||
| Fair. | ||
| The idea that he... | ||
| I think you should get the death penalty. | ||
| The idea that he... | ||
| Trump has changed my mind, Dan. | ||
| Kill them all. | ||
| The idea... | ||
| Odd future Wolfgang. | ||
| The idea that he went to prison for using his friend's passport is kind of funny in the sense that he was so stupid that he didn't realize that I'm gonna have to go through customs and stuff like that. | ||
| Yeah, that's too dumb. | ||
| That's insane to me. | ||
| That's too dumb. | ||
| And it's not something that I can be like, eh, I hate you for that or you're the worst. | ||
| Well, it is something that says... | ||
| I'm a trustworthy news source. | ||
| And the mortgage fraud, I mean, that is just along with his con man anyways and stuff like that, but the victims of it are banks. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's not... | ||
| I just think that one is the most indicative of why you cannot trust him when he's saying anything. | ||
| I think there's a hundred reasons why that's the case. | ||
| He's literally a mortgage fraudster. | ||
| But I think the behavior in terms of creeping on people, underage girls on Twitter, using bigoted Muslim stuff, is really the core of this. | ||
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Yeah, that's horrific, but at the same time, it's almost wacky. | |
| It's too crazy to imagine. | ||
| Alex should fucking understand who he has on his show. | ||
| Yeah, you would think. | ||
| You would think that some of that would come up. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Anyway, I think it's pretty clear that... | ||
| Especially considering that Alex is so afraid of three Muslim girls walking into a pool store. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| You know? | ||
| And he spends all of his time trying to instill fears of adults trying to lure your children places. | ||
| When that is someone he just gave $20,000 to. | ||
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Yep. | |
| So, unfortunately, on your day back... | ||
| I have to say, Alex... | ||
| Please go fuck yourself. | ||
| You're the worst at your job. | ||
| You are so terrible at this. | ||
| Yeah, go fuck yourself. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. |