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#136: March 30-31, 2008

Today, Dan begins to tell Jordan about his investigation into Alex Jones and the beginning of the Tea Party movement. Unfortunately, he way overshot the start date, so this episode is mostly about how Alex is afraid of science and takes it personally when anyone suggests white people may be bad. 

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alex jones
10:34
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dan friesen
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jordan holmes
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alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
alex jones
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes who like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Indeed, that is what we do, Dan.
unidentified
Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Why in God's name would you listen to this podcast?
dan friesen
Oh, maybe you're disenchanted with meaningless talk.
I couldn't keep that up.
jordan holmes
You have come to the wrong place.
dan friesen
Yeah, this is all a hot load of bullshit.
I don't know.
jordan holmes
I think...
Are we going to...
I don't know anything about Alex Jones.
dan friesen
I know a lot about him.
We've got to change that from why would anyone listen to this show to what is the...
I don't know how to fix this.
jordan holmes
You're giving me notes?
dan friesen
No, because I didn't finish.
jordan holmes
I thought we got a good bit out of it.
I thought we got a good joke.
dan friesen
Next bit is going to be us having a meeting about our introduction.
Jordan, today we have an interview.
jordan holmes
I hate it when my boss comes down on me.
dan friesen
Oh, it's going to be a horrible meeting for you.
You don't need to sit down.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I've had a lot of those meetings in my life.
jordan holmes
Pack up your things and leave my room.
dan friesen
The studio.
So, Jordan, today we've got an interesting show, but before we get to it, I would like to give a shout-out to a couple of new donors!
unidentified
Hey!
dan friesen
We're thrilled about it.
Thank you so much.
First of all, going out to Dan G. I'm a policy wonk.
Thank you so much, Dan.
Great name.
Love it.
Strong name.
Congratulations on becoming a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Yes, and you will be joining Dan for his next podcast.
How great is Dan?
dan friesen
Dan's a Dan of the people.
A Dan for all seasons.
Any of these could be the name of my Dan-themed podcast.
jordan holmes
I'm a big fan of Dan on Fire, starring...
dan friesen
First episode of the podcast, Dan Cortez.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah, there you go.
dan friesen
Second episode...
jordan holmes
Wilford Brimley?
dan friesen
Yes.
Also, I'd like to give a shout-out to another new donor.
What's going on out there, Fred?
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you so much, Fred.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much, Fred.
Jesus.
dan friesen
My iTunes is real glitchy.
But thank you.
We appreciate it.
Congratulations on becoming a policy wonk.
If you would like to become a policy wonk, all you folks out there listening, you can go to our website, knowledgefight.com, click the support the show button, and it will be a done deal.
You'll be a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Is that how you become a policy wonk?
Dan, it sounds too easy.
dan friesen
It sounds too good to be true.
jordan holmes
How could you?
Have you ever tried to donate to a podcast and you're like, I don't know what's going on.
Well, try the...
Click the support the show button.
dan friesen
Yep.
That's the best way.
So, Jordan, I've teased this, and today we are beginning the next investigation into Alex Jones' past.
Famously, over the course of most of last year, we dug deep into what happened to get Alex Jones to join up with Team Trump.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And we came away with a pretty solid consensus that it was artificial inflation of his traffic via dummies and bots.
Because he admitted on air that his traffic had tripled and his sales were flat.
Mysteriously, no one buying anything but three times the traffic.
It's very suspicious.
Also, the insidious influences of Roger Stone and Steve Pchenik showing up with their 45 group right around the same time.
So we've got a pretty good handle on that.
There's other intricacies that you can go back and listen to hundreds of hours of recording about.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
Yes.
Perhaps laboriously covered.
unidentified
It is maybe the most exhaustive coverage of the...
jordan holmes
Oh yeah, you knew why.
dan friesen
Yeah.
It's one of the most in-depth and long investigations that no one asked for.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
And it turns out I'm doing another.
I am interested to figure out.
Alex Jones presents himself as the person who's most responsible for the Tea Party.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
He believes himself to be a leader of the Tea Party from the jump.
And I want to explore the realities or lies therein.
Also along the way, because of the timeline, we'll be covering Barack Obama's first election.
We'll be covering the primary where Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton were going for the Democratic domination.
We'll see where his head is at along that road.
There's going to be a lot of interesting stuff.
Because the Tea Party and Ernest came to the forefront of the national consciousness in the beginning of 2009.
jordan holmes
Yeah, immediately after a black man.
was elected.
dan friesen
Mysteriously quick after that.
jordan holmes
Odd.
unidentified
Odd how quick it happened.
dan friesen
However, if you actually look into the history of it, it had been something that had been sort of roiling under the surface in the Thanks to the Koch brothers.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Oh yeah, for a while before that.
But we will get into a lot of that and try and figure out what is what exactly along the way.
And in doing so, I hope we'll be able to learn more about Alex Jones' true center.
Like exactly what is bullshit and what is...
Actually important to him.
We know guns are super important to him.
jordan holmes
Yes.
Absurdly so.
dan friesen
And we know that chimeras are strangely important to him.
But beyond that, there's so much of these trappings that we see in his day-to-day, especially currently, that it doesn't seem sincere.
It just seems like he's a Trump apologist.
jordan holmes
Right.
And it's more interesting, I think, to go back to 2008 just because...
He is still relatively under the radar back then.
dan friesen
It's true.
jordan holmes
Compared to now, where he's showing up in all kinds of places that he wishes he weren't.
Back then, in 2008, it was like, oh, yeah, that crazy guy.
I've heard some crazy shit about him.
dan friesen
There weren't tons of blogs covering him.
He wasn't getting sued by everybody.
People he could just slander and everyone would be like, who?
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
He was happily married to his first wife.
jordan holmes
Didn't make as much money.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And therein lies perhaps where he sold his soul.
dan friesen
And also, as we covered in another episode from 2008 previously, he seemed much happier.
jordan holmes
Much happier.
dan friesen
Just singing The Highwayman.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
For half of an episode.
jordan holmes
He never woke up in the morning and said, oh, God, why did I fucking hitch my wagon to this?
This fucking insane lunatic.
I thought I was supposed to be crazy!
dan friesen
He just had Ron Paul that he's hitched his wedding to.
Because that seems to be consistent through all of his history.
But we will get into...
jordan holmes
Game recognized game, Dan.
dan friesen
We'll get into all of the intricacies and nonsense along the way.
And I'm just going to admit it up front.
I started this investigation too early.
I didn't know.
jordan holmes
So we're going to have an even more exhaustive investigation.
dan friesen
I didn't know when the primary season started in earnest.
And so I started on March 30th of 2008.
So today we're covering March 30th and 31st, 2008.
And at this point, nothing about the primary.
jordan holmes
Really?
dan friesen
At one point...
Never mind, that's a spoiler for another episode.
He's not anti-Obama at this point.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
He's not at all.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
In fact, he has an interview with someone that we'll talk about on a future episode where he...
jordan holmes
He's too anti-Hillary to...
dan friesen
And he's saying stuff like, Obama is going to get killed because he's an outsider.
That sort of stuff.
That's where his mind is at at this point.
But still, no talk about the primaries, no real talk about the election at all.
jordan holmes
So strange, because this election that we just had lasted...
Eight years.
dan friesen
It twisted my mind into thinking, of course they'll be talking about this in March.
jordan holmes
Yeah, right?
dan friesen
Yeah, exactly.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it makes you think that that's a reasonable thing for an election to take three years.
dan friesen
No.
Turns out it was not a hot topic back then.
But what was?
Let's start on March 30th and see what Alex is obsessed about.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Spoiler alert, he's freaked out about CERN.
alex jones
And they shoot different particles.
Of lead and uranium and plutonium and gold and other heavy elements at the speed of light into other elements.
Or they accelerate them towards each other.
And these things cost hundreds of billions of dollars to build.
The European Union built the biggest one.
They've got a whole bunch of them here in the U.S. And I'm going to get a bunch of top scientists and physicists on about this.
Every time I mention this, people email me and say, man, you're nuts.
I'd say like a bushel.
jordan holmes
About seven.
alex jones
I don't cover stuff that isn't documented.
And all I know is the head of the British Royal Society, the most prestigious in the world, who's a physicist, wrote a book 20 years ago saying this could easily destroy the planet or the solar system.
There's a bunch of physicists that are now suing to block this new collider.
That the equations show that there is a possibility of basically antimatter explosions is the simplest way to put it.
jordan holmes
That is the simplest way to put it.
alex jones
I mean, sometime this week, someday on the weekday show, or maybe even tomorrow.
In fact, Trey, my producer, is in there yesterday.
I dug up one of these physicists who's suing.
jordan holmes
That's where Trey Gowdy came from.
alex jones
I sent that to you.
I'm going to get him on in the next few days.
unidentified
It all makes sense.
dan friesen
The trenches.
alex jones
We're going to have a bunch of them on.
And these are not quacks.
dan friesen
They're not quacks.
alex jones
And they're saying that equations are showing all sorts of...
dan friesen
Yeah, that's a tell.
That's what we call a tell.
jordan holmes
You shouldn't have to say.
Hey, and listen, you can trust these guys.
They're not quacks.
Why did you say that?
I wouldn't have thought they were quacks because I'm used to non-quacks being on shows.
dan friesen
He must have had General Stubblebine on recently and everyone's like, hold on, Alex.
We don't know about this.
We don't know about your quackery.
jordan holmes
Perhaps to the point of detriment, you kind of think, well, if they're on CNN.
They're not a quack.
I can assume they're not a quack.
So you get kind of comfortable with assuming that they're not quacks.
Now then you start looking at it now and you see the guests that some of these people have on or the New Yorker or the New York Times who they're hiring and you're kind of like...
Oh shit, maybe all of these people are quacks.
dan friesen
There's a matter of vetting that Alex doesn't do, and we're starting to realize that other places don't do as good a job of it either.
jordan holmes
No kidding.
dan friesen
We had made a lot of assumptions, and it turns out some of these people, oh boy, they belong on Infowars.
unidentified
Right!
dan friesen
So it's trouble.
It's trouble.
Alex is pretty obsessed about this, and he says that he's going to get these physicists on who aren't quacks.
Right.
And we will be dealing with that a little bit later.
Suffice it to say...
I mean, not today.
We'll be dealing with it on the next episode.
Doing too much.
I am...
I have some knowledge of the next couple episodes, so this is a difficult place for me to begin.
jordan holmes
So they're getting a physicist who graduated from the homeopathy university?
No.
What kind of physicists are we getting?
dan friesen
From what I can tell, this guy's actually pretty legit in terms of his credentials.
But at the same time, he's a guy who, in 1999, said that colliding particles against each other will create huge black holes and destroy the universe.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It didn't.
And then here in 2008, he's trying to sue to stop CERN from being opened, and it doesn't work out because the judge says that he's failed to prove in any way that there's, you know, the potential threat that would merit it.
Oh, and also, U.S. courts don't have jurisdiction over European scientific experiments.
unidentified
Odd, odd.
jordan holmes
Wait, so why did the judge even bother?
unidentified
I don't know.
jordan holmes
He's like, well, this is better than some of my other cases I've taken recently.
Might as well rule on this.
dan friesen
I'm bored.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know.
I don't know exactly the process wherein you decide what gets on the docket and what doesn't.
jordan holmes
Because you would just toss it out.
unidentified
You don't have standing?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I mean, unless you really believe it, in which case, of course you do.
The entire world is going to be turned into a black hole.
dan friesen
See, in that sense, I think you do have standing.
jordan holmes
Well, exactly.
dan friesen
But in terms of jurisdiction, you do not.
jordan holmes
The sheriff is the highest law in the land.
dan friesen
Speaking of someone whose name sounds like a sheriff.
jordan holmes
All right, that was a perfect transition.
dan friesen
Especially since I did a finger gun.
jordan holmes
You did do a finger gun.
dan friesen
On this episode pretty early on, Alex Jones has a visit from one Jim Mars.
I don't know if you know who Jim Mars is.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
He's a gentleman who is notoriously...
Notoriously isn't the right word.
He's pretty roundly looked at as one of the world's premier conspiracy theorists.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
Like, he's a big guy.
jordan holmes
How do you become a premier conspiracy theorist?
Are your conspiracies better than everybody else's?
dan friesen
He wrote a bunch of books about JFK, and sort of he's seen as on the forefront of the JFK conspiracy.
jordan holmes
I don't know what that means.
dan friesen
He also taught, like, an accredited college class on...
And I think that elevates him out of the muck into academia to some extent.
jordan holmes
So he's a professor of the conspiracy theories that he makes up.
dan friesen
Yeah.
But also, it's important to know that he also wrote two books about ancient aliens.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
All right.
The more we learn about ancient aliens, Dan, the more they are still from there and not here.
dan friesen
The conversations that you want to have about JFK, I'm all ears for.
I'm open to hearing arguments about the anti-Castro Cubans, the CIA, the mafia.
I'm open to hearing any of these because that is a really fucked up thing that happened.
And I'm willing to believe that there was some sort of conspiracy involved there.
jordan holmes
And you know what?
Frankly, it's just a more fun world.
dan friesen
Somewhat, yes.
jordan holmes
If it wasn't just one lunatic who killed him.
dan friesen
I don't know if it's fun.
jordan holmes
It's a more fun world!
dan friesen
Perhaps.
jordan holmes
It's a more fantastical world.
It's a more movie-like world.
dan friesen
Well, whatever the case may be.
I might or might not agree with you.
jordan holmes
I think it was actually Sirhan Sirhan who did it.
dan friesen
He did both of them?
unidentified
He did both.
dan friesen
Oh, boy.
jordan holmes
It was a double tap.
dan friesen
I don't know if it's more fun, but I don't think you're crazy.
If you believe in JFK conspiracies.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
In certain JFK conspiracies.
I'll listen to all of them, but yeah, you're right.
There is a lot.
jordan holmes
Yeah, there's a lot.
dan friesen
There's a lot.
jordan holmes
Like the Sirhan Sirhan.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
I do think you're crazy if you believe in ancient aliens.
That's the line I want to make, and Jim Mars is on both sides of that.
So I consider him to be someone who has credibility problems, but also researches...
jordan holmes
If you say he's one of the foremost conspiracy theorists, that's the end of credibility, to me.
dan friesen
So he's on the show to talk about RFK.
He's here to talk about the RFK assassination, and so here's a little clip of that.
unidentified
Well, of course, this is actually nothing new.
Me and many other people, almost since the time of the Robert Kennedy assassination, So says Sirhan Sirhan.
What makes these stories significant is that after all these years and after all the further evidence including scientific evidence comes out More and more people are waking up and beginning to realize that the so-called conspiracy theories were actually right all along.
dan friesen
The conspiracy theorists are right all along, and people are realizing it.
jordan holmes
Every conspiracy theorist says that, though!
dan friesen
Yeah, it is sort of like white noise at this point to have conspiracy theorists tell you they're right.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and that you need to wake up.
dan friesen
So, a couple things.
I mean, the Sirhan Sirhan and the assassination of RFK, there are some interesting elements of it that I think are not being told.
In terms of, there is pretty...
Compelling circumstantial evidence that there were other people involved.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
It looks like there was at least one woman who was involved, and they may or may not have been stalking RFK previous to the assassination.
jordan holmes
To me, RFK is the one thing that I...
Like, this is the one thing where I do not need any evidence.
I am just going to come out and say that I swear to God I think the FBI killed RFK.
dan friesen
Really?
jordan holmes
I really do.
I really do.
Mainly because RFK was perhaps becoming the most compassionate and progressive candidate in the history of the United States.
The speech that he gave on the day that Martin Luther King Jr. died, who, by the way, was also murdered by the FBI, on the day that Martin Luther King Jr. died, he came out and gave an off-the-cuff speech that was one of the more I mean, a lot of people credit it with the fact that the city he was in didn't riot because they heard that speech.
dan friesen
Right, right.
jordan holmes
Like, that's how serious he was.
He spent so much time going overseas and seeing all of this starvation firsthand.
alex jones
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And he had really made this change, and he was going to win.
Like, he was crushing the other candidate at the time who was, what, Walter Mondale or whatever?
unidentified
Humphrey.
alex jones
Humphrey.
unidentified
God.
dan friesen
In the primary.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And then Humphrey lost to Nixon.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yeah, look.
This is, again, a conversation that I'm fine having.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
I don't think you're super crazy if you believe this.
But also, the idea that Sirhan Sirhan did it also isn't crazy.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
No, no.
Absolutely not.
dan friesen
I'm going to read to you from the court transcript of Sirhan Sirhan's trial.
jordan holmes
Sirhan Sirhan.
unidentified
Quote.
jordan holmes
Oh, I totally did that shit.
dan friesen
End quote.
He's asked.
So then there was a time the love turned to hate, because he had previously said that he liked RFK.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Was that at a time when Senator Kennedy was a candidate for the President of the United States, right?
His answer, yes, it was during the time he was, but not exactly specifically when it turned into hate.
Not only that, hate really, because I still loved him, but when he came out with his support for the state of Israel, and when he said he would give them 50 phantom jet bombers to Israel, and then the questioning resumes, at that time he was the candidate for president of the United States.
Answer, yes.
Question, you say it wasn't until all of that that you hate him.
Hate then, and then he's cut off.
No, but it was enough for me, sir, that anything that has to do with Israel or the Zionists or support of Israel, that is enough cause for me, sir, to hate him.
Question.
But not all of that.
Answer.
Well, enough, sir, to have an impression only.
Question.
Enough to kill him?
Answer.
I don't know about that, sir.
Question.
Well, didn't you just tell us here a few days ago that if you had him right there, you would have blasted him?
The answer.
At the time he came out and said he would send those 50 jet bombers, I would have done that.
Question.
You would have done that?
Answer.
Yes, I'm a very impulsive person.
Whatever my objective would be...
jordan holmes
This is a great conversation.
dan friesen
Whatever my objective would be, it's just good for that time only.
unidentified
So...
jordan holmes
That's like an interrogation in the drunk tech.
Just like...
Yeah, I mean, I might have.
I mean, I could have.
dan friesen
I certainly would have at that point.
jordan holmes
I mean, it's possible.
Like, when it happened, maybe I would have.
But I don't know if I did have.
dan friesen
I don't remember, but I was there and I was shooting.
I don't know.
All the stuff about...
jordan holmes
Who among us?
dan friesen
All the stuff about brain control and stuff like that is also murky because he wrote in a...
They found his diary and there was an entry that said, My determination to eliminate RFK is becoming more and more of an unshakable obsession.
RFK must die.
RFK must be killed.
Robert F. Kennedy must be assassinated.
So...
jordan holmes
These guys always keep a diary, don't they?
dan friesen
But that's because they're fucking mentally ill.
jordan holmes
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
dan friesen
There's a compulsion.
unidentified
Well, yeah.
jordan holmes
I mean, if you write RFK must die twice, like a teenage girl writing that she loves somebody, you're going to kill that person.
dan friesen
Most likely.
And, you know, psychiatrists and psychologists have gone on record and say that he's like a manipulative person and also of dual natures and fairly schizophrenic.
And if you believe a murderer who says, I don't remember that murder, that's on you.
Because as we went over on that Project Camelot episode about Mark Richards, he says he was off-planet during the murder he was involved with.
jordan holmes
Well, he was!
dan friesen
So are you going to take him at his word?
jordan holmes
I would assume so.
dan friesen
I don't know.
I'm going to look at a preponderance of the evidence, and I'm going to say...
jordan holmes
The FBI did it.
dan friesen
Fine.
You can have that.
I'm not as convinced of that.
Jim Mars would have more credibility if he hadn't written two books about ancient aliens.
And if he didn't say this, they get into talking about Americans who supported the Nazis.
unidentified
Yeah, the names of prominent Americans who supported Hitler is pretty amazing.
You've got Watson of IBM, you've got Henry Ford of Ford Motor Company, you've got Chase Bank and John J. McCoy, you've got the Dulles brothers.
dan friesen
Nope.
Alex brings up the Bushes, but conspicuous in their absence from that list is Fred Koch.
jordan holmes
Never heard of him.
dan friesen
The Koch brothers' father, Fred Koch.
jordan holmes
No idea.
dan friesen
In World War II, he partnered with an American Nazi sympathizer named William Rhodes Davis to help build the third largest oil refinery in the Third Reich.
He also made a ton of money selling cracking stills to Stalin.
And then, after that, he would go on to create the anti-communist and anti-Semitic John Birch Society.
Mysterious in his absence, though, in that list.
There's a lot of people that they list.
And Fred Koch is a big one among those names.
jordan holmes
I mean, sure, he may have had an outsized impact.
Sure, he may be perhaps personally responsible for at least...
40% of a lot of the war crimes.
unidentified
But, you know, he doesn't remember it.
jordan holmes
He said that he didn't know what was going on.
He was like...
He felt like he might have done it at the time, but he wasn't sure.
dan friesen
Oh, you're going with the Sirhan.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Sirhan defense.
jordan holmes
The Sirhan defense is my favorite chess opening gambit.
dan friesen
What's super interesting, if you look at the history of Fred Koch, too, is that when he went over and worked with Stalin, he came back as an anti-communist.
He was really anti what he saw over there.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
This was not the case with fascism.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
dan friesen
He did not become, like, an anti-fascist dude, and still him and his sons have trafficked with Nazi sympathizers and Holocaust deniers for a large part of their careers and lives.
So that's interesting to me.
I don't know if it's, like, intentional leaving them off the list, because you do have those people.
I mean, we talked about Watson.
he definitely had some inclination towards...
jordan holmes
Ford, absolutely.
dan friesen
He also was responsible for disseminating the protocols You know, there is a lot of troubling history of U.S. business interests and the Nazis.
jordan holmes
I mean, if you run your business like a fascist dictator, you have to assume that you're going to be...
A big fan of fascist dictators.
I mean, like, Ford had a morality code, and you had to do all of this shit, and there was a whole, like, lifestyle that you had to live by just to work for him.
Like, he controlled every aspect of your life.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
That guy is gonna be like, dictators are pretty cool.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I'd do it.
dan friesen
Well, I...
I get the mentality that you're describing, but I'm just talking about, like, why isn't this on the list?
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
Why aren't you...
And to be fair, this isn't the strongest sentiment that I have, but it's curious.
Because Alex does talk about these Americans who worked with Nazis all the time.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And Fred Koch never comes up.
jordan holmes
Well, of course not.
dan friesen
And so that might be a little reason to be suspicious.
Also, it turns out, I don't think that they think Hitler was that bad.
alex jones
Well, they put Hitler in power and then set him up.
jordan holmes
They set him up.
alex jones
But that's all mainstream history.
I can't wait.
I'm going to carry the book.
jordan holmes
I like now history is also mainstream history.
dan friesen
Mainstream history.
jordan holmes
Can't we just have history?
Wouldn't that be nice?
dan friesen
That would be nice.
Because history is, you think it's predicated on facts.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You would think.
jordan holmes
It's not.
dan friesen
No.
Do you know why?
jordan holmes
It all changed whenever the FBI murdered RFK.
I'll tell you that right now.
dan friesen
So at this point, we have a very weird...
Hitler was set up a declaration by Alex.
In what way was he set up?
Who knows.
unidentified
Did they set him up for one crime or all of them?
dan friesen
Probably all of them.
jordan holmes
Probably all of them?
dan friesen
Yeah, probably all of them.
jordan holmes
Hitler was just a dude who was trying to have a...
Like, he was just a dumb and dumber situation where he's just bumbling throughout the Holocaust.
Like, well, I'll sign off on this paper.
Like, yeah.
Was he Mr. Magoo?
dan friesen
Yeah, he married a coat rat.
Everyone thought it was Eva Braun.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
Blonde wig on a coat rack.
jordan holmes
Right.
That's why she survived in that bunker.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So it's now as good a time as any to go to two very weird commercials that Alex plays on this episode that I don't know what to make of.
unidentified
With a word about Israel, here's best-selling author and Bible teacher, Kay Arthur.
If you could only visit one country, one nation, on the face of this earth, it should be Israel, because then you'll never be the same.
To start planning your trip to Israel today, call 1-888-77-ISRAEL or visit www.goisrael.com.
You'll never be the same.
dan friesen
So that's weird.
jordan holmes
That's weird.
dan friesen
This is even weirder.
Listen to this.
unidentified
Here's a word about Israel from Dr. Jack Hayford, president of the International Church of the Foursquare Gospel.
To go to Israel is to change the way you will ever approach the Bible.
The Bible becomes based in an entirely deeper and richer way because you have been where it happened.
You'll never be the same when you visit Israel.
To start planning your trip to Israel today, visit www.goisrael.com.
You'll never be the same.
dan friesen
That's crazy.
He plays two commercials about going to Israel.
jordan holmes
I want to know who wrote that jingle.
dan friesen
I can tell you what business wrote it.
jordan holmes
No!
dan friesen
I can tell you if that business...
jordan holmes
It was Larry Nichols?
dan friesen
Yeah, it was.
He was a jingle writer.
Those are ads for GoIsrael.
And I looked into it.
You go to their website, GoIsrael.com, and you scroll down...
jordan holmes
G-O-I-S-R-A-E-L.
Go Israel!
dan friesen
If you scroll down all the way down the page, you will see that the site is owned and operated by the Ministry of Tourism of the Israeli government.
jordan holmes
Well, yeah, it had to be.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
It's not like those two people were travel agents.
dan friesen
No.
This is from the Israeli government's tourism board.
jordan holmes
And he was the...
Ahead of the Foursquare Church?
dan friesen
I don't care.
jordan holmes
I do.
I want to know exactly what kind of Foursquare they're playing.
dan friesen
No cherry bombs.
jordan holmes
Well, you gotta have cherry bombs.
dan friesen
No cherry bombs.
jordan holmes
You can't not have cherry bombs.
dan friesen
Look, you're glossing over something that I find incredibly weird.
Because I want to make it totally clear off the top.
I don't think this in any way proves that Alex Jones is an agent of Israel like so many of his critics claim.
jordan holmes
No, of course not.
dan friesen
But it is proof.
Indisputable proof that Genesis Communications Network was making ad revenue off the Israeli government in 2008.
unidentified
Well, yeah.
dan friesen
And that's wild.
Because I don't hear any other commercials for go to Guatemala or go to other countries.
jordan holmes
I don't know why the Israeli government was like, Infowars is where we're going to get some great tourists.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
That's bananas to me.
dan friesen
There's that.
jordan holmes
Like, they must have just been blanket, you know, let's put ads out on everything and not really paying attention to what they're doing.
dan friesen
See, I don't think it was InfoWars.
I think it was Genesis Communications Network.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
I think it's a network thing.
jordan holmes
So it's just, this is before Alex had his own 24-hour...
dan friesen
Well, I mean, most of the commercials that play are for Endgame, the documentary, and other documentaries.
Most of it is in-house commercials for his documentaries and books and stuff.
And then...
Every now and again, something like this.
And I gotta be honest, it threw me for a crazy loop.
I don't know what to make of it.
jordan holmes
So after going to go to Israel.com, you were never the same?
dan friesen
I'm still the same.
But I'm confused.
unidentified
You'll never be the same.
dan friesen
That's almost as good as Diamond Gusset.
But it's crazy, man.
It is nuts.
I don't, like...
Again, I don't...
jordan holmes
Why is that so nuts to you?
unidentified
Because...
dan friesen
Look, I don't agree with their conclusion, but one of the pieces of argument that Alex's anti-Semitic critics make against him is absolutely true.
Genesis Communications was making money directly from the government of Israel.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but that's just like a...
It was the tourism board.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Like, the tourism board, you know, there's so many...
dan friesen
It's part of the government.
jordan holmes
So many...
You see billboards and shit for, like, go to Mexico.
This is a Royal Caribbean cruise ad.
dan friesen
I understand that you see, like, go to Wyoming on the CTA buses.
jordan holmes
Right, which is...
dan friesen
Paid for by the Wyoming Tourism Board.
jordan holmes
Which is actually where you'll see where the Bible happened.
dan friesen
But it would be different if...
jordan holmes
You're trying to get through that.
dan friesen
It would be different if all CTA bus drivers were anti-Wyomingites.
unidentified
Their worldview was based on lies about Wyoming.
jordan holmes
How do you know that's not true?
dan friesen
And everybody who criticized Ventra said that they secretly worked for Wyoming.
That's what makes it very difficult for me.
Like, if I were Alex Jones and I were Ted Anderson, I would say, thank you, Tourism Board of Israel.
We appreciate the offer, but we don't want to accept this because we're afraid it would give the appearance of the thing that we are inaccurately criticized about all the time.
It seems like bad optics for us.
Thank you very much, but we have to pass.
That's what I...
jordan holmes
But again, this goes back to my argument about his anti-Semitic critics in that they give him cover.
So he can be as anti-Semitic as he wants, and they are like, you're not an anti-Semite.
dan friesen
So he's running this commercial to bait them?
jordan holmes
Exactly.
That way he can play the victim if you call him anti-Semitic.
He's like, look, these guys are anti-Semitic, and they hate me, so I clearly am not.
dan friesen
It's possible.
That's probably...
unidentified
To me, that's a smart move.
jordan holmes
If he was doing it on purpose, which he probably wasn't.
dan friesen
There's so many layers of intention there.
It's very confusing to me.
I don't know what it means.
I have zero idea.
I don't think that it's proof that he works for Israel or anything like that.
I'm not changing my position on that.
I think your position is the most sensible.
Because it at least accounts for the psychology of the individuals.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But I don't...
jordan holmes
Well, and then there's the other psychology, which is Ted Anderson really likes money.
And they were offering to give it to him.
dan friesen
But also, at the time, Ted Anderson was running a show called What Really Happened with Mike...
jordan holmes
Don't go to Israel.com.
dan friesen
He was running a show called What Really Happened with Mike Rivero at the time.
And he was fucking super anti-Israel.
He was an aggressively anti-Israel guy.
jordan holmes
Right, but business is business, man.
dan friesen
I don't know.
It's very confusing to me.
I don't know the ins and outs.
Anyway, in this next clip, I don't think we have a conclusion there.
jordan holmes
No, I don't think there's anything concrete to draw from that at all.
dan friesen
It's just weird.
In this next clip, Alex Jones lists a bunch of people who have spoken out about 9-11 and then comes in with a little bit of a scare tactic at the end.
alex jones
But now we have just everybody, all these physicists, all these scientists, Italian presidents, CIA section chiefs, Willie Nelson, I mean, all these top actors, best actress this year.
unidentified
Bruce Willis.
alex jones
Bruce Willis, no longer being a neocon, saying they killed Kennedy and the same group that did that, basically did 9-11.
I mean, they're losing all their own people.
What are they going to do?
unidentified
Well, unfortunately, they'll probably go to the tactic of desperation, which is to launch another war or to set off a nuke or some terrible terrorist weapon in this country, and then, of course, blame it on foreign terrorists and take more power.
alex jones
Meanwhile, the very same elite, with the admitted supercadetic, supercolliders, and other similar facilities, are doing things their own equations say good chance of blowing the entire planet up.
dan friesen
Good chance is strong.
jordan holmes
Good chance.
dan friesen
Good chance is strong.
jordan holmes
What is a good chance?
Would you put that at like 35% or are we going with a really good chance of like 65%?
dan friesen
Neither.
Much lower.
So, Willie Nelson is on par with scientists.
jordan holmes
And the Italian presidents?
unidentified
Multiple?
dan friesen
I guess.
jordan holmes
Because this is back when Silvio Berlusconi was running wild.
dan friesen
Did Berlusconi say 9-11 was an inside job?
jordan holmes
He probably did.
dan friesen
He was drunk.
jordan holmes
He was crazy.
He was in the middle of fucking eight prostitutes at the time.
dan friesen
9-11 was an inside job.
Sex workers.
jordan holmes
Apologies.
unidentified
Get over here.
dan friesen
So yeah, I kept that clip in because that transition between Italian...
presidents and Willie Nelson is really funny.
jordan holmes
It's so good.
dan friesen
But then also, just to illustrate that 10 years ago, Alex was still doing the exact same scare tactics.
Right.
unidentified
Like, the next thing they're going to do is nuke.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
That same.
Because he did that around the election, too.
jordan holmes
There's so many other moves to make before Nuke.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
It seems like you've got a protocol of like, okay, if they do this, we do this.
Like, Nuke is at the very bottom.
dan friesen
He's not concerned with that.
He just wants to scare people because then you can make those ducats.
jordan holmes
Which seems crazy.
And this is probably my own prejudice, but...
Anytime I hear somebody who is supposed to be an expert with a southern accent, I'm always going to be like, are you...
dan friesen
Yeah, that is a bias you need to get over.
jordan holmes
I'm sorry.
The southern accent really kind of invalidates a lot for me.
dan friesen
There's a lot of dumb people who speak like that, and it hurts.
jordan holmes
Logically, no.
Logically, it doesn't track, right?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
If A, then B. If B, then C. It doesn't mean anything.
dan friesen
Well, it's just the media perception that's been given to people with southern twangs.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
The gentleman's twang, as they say.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, they haven't really done a great job of representing.
I would say there's a good chance that all Southern people have never graduated.
I don't know where I was going with that.
dan friesen
I'm trying to think of famously smart people who speak with a Southern accent.
jordan holmes
How's it going?
dan friesen
It's tough.
jordan holmes
Did Stephen Hawking, before he got the ALS, we can't prove he doesn't have a Southern accent.
dan friesen
No, that's possible.
It's not good that the only person I can come up with is Jim Ross.
WWE announcer Jim Ross.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's not great.
dan friesen
He's pretty smart, though.
So this is a Sunday show, so it's a shorter affair.
And Alex has one more interview on the show, and it is an interview with a...
What's this guy's name?
I don't remember his first name.
But he's a Japanese politician by the name of Fujita.
And I just threw it out with the bathwater because it's nonsense.
They just talk 9-11 truth.
But if you look into it, like this guy, this Japanese guy...
Only is into 9-11 truth because he watched Loose Change, which was produced by Alex Jones.
So Alex Jones' film gave this guy questions about 9-11, and then he made them public, and now he's a guest on Alex Jones, repeating the same shit back to him.
jordan holmes
That's creating the feedback loop that they thrive on so much.
dan friesen
It's not even a feedback loop, it's an elevation loop, because now you have a foreign politician who's regurgitating your narratives back to you, which elevates them from your standard rabble.
jordan holmes
Now I just...
I just want a Japanese translated version of Loose Change.
dan friesen
I bet you could find one.
jordan holmes
I bet it'd be great.
dan friesen
It'd probably be riveting.
jordan holmes
It'd be so good.
dan friesen
So it was kind of a boring...
jordan holmes
Like whenever Jimmy James' book was translated into Japanese and then translated back.
dan friesen
Super Karate Death Car.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Kill, kill.
War.
unidentified
War.
dan friesen
So I threw that out.
We don't need to listen to it.
Who cares?
But at the end of the show, there's a couple callers that I think are worth listening to.
And here's the first one.
It's a guy named Nick, spelled N-I-K, which is a good sign.
alex jones
Let's go ahead and take another ring-a-dingy.
dan friesen
Ring-a-dingy.
alex jones
Let's go ahead and talk to...
jordan holmes
He's so much happier.
alex jones
N-I-K, Nick in Arizona.
You're on the air.
unidentified
Hey, how are you doing now?
alex jones
Good.
unidentified
I just want to thank you.
You're an inspiration, absolutely.
Me and my brother started this website called lookupandwakeup.org here in Phoenix Valley.
We're starting to cover the chemtrails and the surveillance.
I just want to give you a quick example of what happened to me the other night.
About 12.30 in the morning, I'm hearing a chopper over my house.
About 20 minutes later, I go outside to have a cigarette, and I see the chopper in the distance, and as soon as I step outside, he goes towards me.
Did you get to it?
alex jones
Good, you're Al-Qaeda.
You can't have that chopper on the border.
It's got to be on you.
unidentified
Yeah.
He's fucking with me now.
Well, drink fluoride.
alex jones
Everything's okay.
Calm down.
unidentified
Drink fluoride.
Drink fluoride.
alex jones
It's going to be all right.
Submit to him.
He's good.
unidentified
So I was outside, and all of a sudden I'm looking around, and I'm hearing this chopper, and then all of a sudden this guy's flying over my house, like stealth mode, didn't have his light on, and I turn around, and then, bam, the freaking light is shining down on me, like, for no reason at all.
I'm just staying up.
alex jones
Well, you're out, sir.
You're evil, okay?
You need to be tracked and traced, and there's no more warrants, no more free speech.
You're bad, okay?
Submit to it.
It doesn't exist.
Trans-Texas Corridor doesn't exist.
The billboard doesn't exist, CNN says.
There's no toll roads on the roads.
Cintra isn't Spanish-owned, the Austin Chronicle says.
Everything's fine.
Go to sleep.
Shut up.
Submit to government.
unidentified
Love them.
alex jones
Drink your fluoride.
Take your mercury-filled injections.
Love them.
Love them.
Just please learn to submit to them.
Oh, it's so simple.
dan friesen
It is.
So, the only thing I want to say there is...
jordan holmes
That was kind of a bummer at the end.
dan friesen
Well, I...
jordan holmes
His sarcasm is bad.
dan friesen
I don't think that's sarcasm.
I think he's phoning it in.
But I think it's irresponsible if someone calls you and is like, there is a helicopter following me because I write a chemtrail blog.
That's essentially what that guy was getting to.
jordan holmes
Well, yeah.
dan friesen
I'm a target of helicopter surveillance.
jordan holmes
The moment I started writing about chemtrails...
Now helicopters are coming over to my house without their lights on.
dan friesen
Exactly.
jordan holmes
One to one.
dan friesen
I think if someone calls you and says that, it's your responsibility as an adult to say, this is paranoia.
You need to look into this.
jordan holmes
And stop living with your brother.
dan friesen
Not scream at them, drink fluoride, submit to this, and further their paranoia.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But Alex Jones makes money off paranoia, so he's fine inflicting these poor people and indulging their bizarre paranoid fantasies.
Yeah.
Because look, the other day there was a fucking helicopter flying over my house for almost the entire day.
jordan holmes
Well, yeah, but that didn't happen until we started doing this podcast.
dan friesen
Right, a year and a half after.
But there's helicopters all the fucking time.
And you know why?
I'm not too far from the Lakeshore Drive.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
There's traffic helicopters over it.
Or, hey, there's crime around.
And sometimes there are helicopters that are...
jordan holmes
Looking for crime.
dan friesen
Exactly.
And so it's easy to interpret those things incorrectly.
jordan holmes
I just got the image of the police helicopter pilots just being like, Oh, it's four o 'clock, boys!
Let's go looking for some crime!
And then everybody jumps on.
dan friesen
Let's go find Dan!
jordan holmes
Yeah, let's go!
dan friesen
When you see a helicopter closely over your house, for example...
It's easy to think, oh, this is suspicious.
Because you don't have all the information.
In the same way, I get a lot of calls when I answer them, no one's there.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And if I wanted to, I could play the game of people are fucking stalking me over the phone.
And if I were to express those things to you, you would very likely say...
Submit to it.
Right.
If you did that, you'd be being a bad person.
jordan holmes
I would definitely be being a bad friend.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Although maybe it would be better for the show, Dan.
dan friesen
Maybe.
jordan holmes
Have you considered that?
dan friesen
But it's the same level of paranoia, or the same style of paranoia, which is taking an innocuous thing...
That has an explanation and giving it the explanation that you want.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
The reality is that whoever used to have my phone number has bounty hunters looking for them.
Well, of course.
jordan holmes
There's no other explanation.
dan friesen
Well, it's definitely the explanation that I have to deal with.
It's a bummer.
You know what it turns out?
With bounty hunters, you can't get on the don't call list like telemarketers.
unidentified
No!
dan friesen
Turns out they can just keep calling.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
You can request, hey, take me off your list.
They don't respect that.
unidentified
Also...
jordan holmes
Hey, take me off your bounty hunting list, please?
dan friesen
Also, it turns out they don't believe you when you say, I've never met that person.
jordan holmes
That's kind of their job, though.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's annoying for me.
Anyway, Alex gets another caller, and this one I think is actually...
This one illustrates Alex Jones' lack of commitment to the cause.
alex jones
Let's go ahead now and take another call.
Steve in Denver, Colorado.
You're on the air.
unidentified
Hey, Alex.
Good show again today.
I was going to suggest, what if we had something like a Woodstock 9-11 big concert where we had one day where we had all these musicians and all these actors and famous people come together and we just spent one day...
jordan holmes
Wait, hold on.
Did he just say Woodstock 9-11 concert?
dan friesen
Yeah, like a 9-11 Woodstock.
Like a Woodstock all about 9-11.
What's your problem?
jordan holmes
Sorry.
I heard that, and then my brain was like, no.
That was very strange for me.
I let the clip keep going, and then in my head, all of a sudden, I was just like, wait.
Woodstock 9-11 concert?
dan friesen
You're mixing like a...
jordan holmes
Is that a 9-11-themed concert?
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Should we have a 9-11-themed party?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Is that in poor taste?
dan friesen
Yes, it is.
jordan holmes
Like a pool party.
And then we'd all jump into...
We would have...
Like, you know how you have towers?
We would have two people standing on top of each other in the water, and then we'd throw you at them.
dan friesen
When I was in college...
jordan holmes
And then the third plane would actually hit the house.
dan friesen
When I was in college and I had much worse taste, let's say, and I had less decorum, I was full of piss and vinegar, I had an idea for a 9-11 party where I had twin bongs.
Very nice.
And the lighters would be dressed up as planes.
jordan holmes
Very nice.
dan friesen
And I would make a 9 and 11 layer dip.
Two different dips.
There were some...
Oh, also...
jordan holmes
These are some great party ideas.
dan friesen
Also, this one I did do.
Okay.
jordan holmes
Dressed as a Nazi.
dan friesen
No, we had a thing we did, Freedom 40s.
Which was, you have to drink a 40 in 9 minutes and 11 seconds, or else the terrorists win.
jordan holmes
That's...
dan friesen
That was a part of my 9-11 party idea that we actually did a couple times, and man, it's really hard.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I do not recommend anyone do it.
The terrorists usually win.
And so to answer your question, no.
jordan holmes
So that's a great metaphor, really.
That's a great metaphor for foreign policy.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
The terrorists usually win.
Usually because you can't drink a 40 fast enough.
dan friesen
Yeah, you end up throwing up.
It's too much liquid.
jordan holmes
Because they hate our freedoms.
dan friesen
It's too much liquid.
jordan holmes
To drink 40s.
dan friesen
Anyway, let's finish this clip.
And to answer your question, no, we shouldn't have a 9-11 Woodstock.
jordan holmes
Okay.
unidentified
Kind of helping the people with our architects and engineers for 9-11 Truth right now.
We've suggested that as a media event.
And we could just have one major big event that we could videotape, sell, and try to show everybody how many people there are.
alex jones
Sure, here's the problem.
It's like that in any society.
jordan holmes
I bet it's not the right problem.
alex jones
It would take a lot of groups getting involved and the groups would never agree.
And also no one group, I'm probably the only person that could actually pull it off, could go out and get the celebrities.
Because the celebrities don't know or don't trust because they don't know these other groups.
They haven't been around as long as I am.
You know, the celebrities just call me up.
The phone rings and they're on.
And that's because they know I've been around a long time.
They're aware of what I've been doing a long time.
That's been batted around by people.
But I haven't really actively gone out and pushed it.
Just because I couldn't imagine the headache of it all.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
So the issue with a 9-11 Woodstock is infrastructure.
Booking.
These are all big problems.
Sponsors.
dan friesen
I agree with his premise that no one would agree on stuff.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
I definitely agree with that premise.
But then, yeah, it's like, the only person who could pull it off is me, and I don't need that aggravation.
It's like, dude.
You're not really contesting the claim that that would be huge for 9-11 truth movement.
You're just saying, I wouldn't want to put that kind of work into something that I am tacitly saying would be effective.
jordan holmes
Well, yeah.
It would be huge for the 9-11 truther movement if there was a real, legitimate 9-11 Woodstock.
I would watch that.
dan friesen
I probably would.
jordan holmes
Who do you think they would get to play?
dan friesen
Well, you would have...
jordan holmes
Willie Nelson, of course.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
jordan holmes
The Italian president.
dan friesen
He's going to MC.
Yep.
And they have a cover group of the Four Tenors.
jordan holmes
Oh, do they?
dan friesen
Yeah.
Oh, that's nice.
I can't think of any other Italian presidents off the top of my head.
jordan holmes
Are there other Italians?
There's a part of me that's like...
dan friesen
Hologram of Mussolini.
jordan holmes
Hologram of Mussolini?
unidentified
Yeah.
So...
dan friesen
Kid Rock.
Kid Rock would play.
jordan holmes
As one of the four tenors.
dan friesen
The Nuge.
jordan holmes
The Nuge would definitely be there.
dan friesen
The Nuge is in.
Sarah Palin would probably show up.
jordan holmes
Danzig might show up.
That'd be fun.
He would just throw his own pool.
dan friesen
Obviously, as we've learned recently, Jonathan Davis from Korn.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
Korn would play.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
I bet you could get a lot of new metal, guys.
unidentified
They would call it Korn 11. It would be very similar to the Woodstock.
dan friesen
So, this brings us to the end of March 30th, 2008.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
The Sunday show has ended, and now we go to March 31st.
And Alex has a whole new set of fears.
He is no longer obsessed with CERN, although that will come back up in the very near future.
Today, he's pissed off because the media is reporting that there are white people who might be in Al-Qaeda.
jordan holmes
Well, that's clearly not possible.
dan friesen
He's taking that news tough, let's say.
jordan holmes
Because he feels a little bit of personal responsibility for the white race?
alex jones
You know what?
dan friesen
You're not far off.
jordan holmes
I kind of think that might be true.
dan friesen
Let's play a couple clips, and we'll get into what his feelings are that are very weird.
alex jones
There is no al-Qaeda.
There is no real threat.
jordan holmes
Wow, that's a good start.
alex jones
And so, we've got to flip it now.
And by the way, here it is in the Associated Press.
Mukasey, Attorney General, terrorist behind copyright violations.
Copyright violations.
Terrorism.
See, all white-collar civil stuff is now terrorist.
Forget misdemeanors.
Civil.
Just terrorist everywhere.
dan friesen
So this, I believe, if I were to, you know, if I were to...
Analyze what's going on here.
This is a perfect case of Alex Jones twisting a narrative.
He has a story about Attorney General Michael McKay who is saying things about copyright violations and terrorism.
And Alex has changed the story into being McKay saying that copyright violations are terrorism.
Which is absolutely not the case.
If you read the story here, what he is saying is that the continuing worldwide escalation of counterfeiting and piracy poses a threat to both our economy and public safety.
He said that the mission of the Department of Justice is clear.
Whether it's a complex international narcotics ring, a corrupt public official abusing his office, or some scam artist selling counterfeit software, our job is to enforce the law and He said, quote, This is a speech that he gave,
and the point that he was trying to drive at is that one of the larger points was that the theft of inventions poses a threat to the nation's health and safety and can foster terrorism.
And that a lot of intellectual property theft is being done by criminal networks, and the money that is made off of them can be funneled into those things.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Which doesn't mean that all counterfeiting or copyright infringement is terrorism, just that this is a source of some funding.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I would say that's a little bit scaremongering on his part.
There is a certain kind of...
Alex...
It conflates them far too much, but he is also being a little bit irresponsible with the way that he is combining the two.
I don't particularly enjoy that kind of, like...
If you're going to bring in terrorism, it better be terrorism and not copyright infringement.
dan friesen
It would be nice if we lived in that world.
jordan holmes
That would be nice, yeah.
dan friesen
Unfortunately, we're looking at 2008.
And Bush is still president.
jordan holmes
So everything is serious.
dan friesen
So let's consider that just for a second.
Right.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That is one of the problems, though, with this show in 2008, is that whenever that guy was like, oh, well, they're going to call it terrorism and they're going to use it to take more power, it's like, goddammit, you are correct about that.
You're just fucking wrong.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Why aren't you doing this?
You're on the right...
Like, that's what they're doing, but they're...
Not doing it that way, and you're not helping us fight what they're doing, because you're like, well, the problem isn't what they're doing.
The problem is this magical thinking over here.
And it's like, no, no, no, they aren't.
Join us!
dan friesen
Get on the right team!
And also, the end result of all this stuff is just rationalizing the surveillance stuff.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
And so...
It doesn't charm me.
In terms of what Mukasey was doing and what Bush was up to, I agree spiritually with being against it, but it doesn't help to lie about it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, exactly.
dan friesen
Which I think is what you're saying.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Anyway, in this next clip, we'll get back into the idea that white people are joining al-Qaeda.
And this is based on a report that came out that al-Qaeda was trying to enlist white people.
That's a reasonable thing to think because, I mean, most famously we had John Walker Lind back in the early 2000s who was a white guy who had signed up with the Taliban.
jordan holmes
Right.
unidentified
You have Adam Yahehi-Gaden.
dan friesen
You have a number of people over the years who have been white Westerners who have joined Al-Qaeda.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And in a clip that we're going to hear in just a minute, we will get...
The obvious rationalization for this.
And then we'll get Alex's taking it kind of personal.
Weird.
Weird.
alex jones
Just as I told you they would do.
They're building this giant mechanism to track everything you do, trace everything you do, micromanage you, turn your national ID card off.
Your pharmacist, your doctor, your lawyer, school teachers, everyone spying publicly, truck drivers.
What?
Neighbors.
Neighborhood tattletale squads recruiting the high schoolers.
I mean, it's massive.
jordan holmes
Truck manufacturers.
alex jones
Hiring the former head of the Stasi to train the feds how to do this.
jordan holmes
Fire trucks.
dan friesen
I want to just pause that just for a second.
jordan holmes
Dumps like a truck.
dan friesen
Alex is saying that the former head of the Stasi is being involved in teaching people how to do this.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
A couple years later, he would make the exact same claim about social media.
He would say that the head of the Stasi is involved in Facebook and stuff like that.
He's busy!
jordan holmes
He's got a lot of irons in the fire.
The head of the Stasi isn't just going to focus on one thing.
dan friesen
In the same way that a couple clips back we heard him do the globalists are desperate, they're going to probably nuke or false flag shit that he does all the fucking time.
It turns out another one that he's done for...
At least 10 years now, has been, say, the head of the Stasi is involved in some shit.
jordan holmes
He'll get in there.
dan friesen
Unspecifically enough that it's almost impossible to research.
jordan holmes
I mean, it's not like he's personally involved.
He delegates responsibility, but he's the one who comes up with the projects.
dan friesen
Perhaps.
No.
alex jones
Hiring the former head of the KGB.
I mean, they're really doing it.
Going for broke.
And always...
Afghanistan.
jordan holmes
Great Foley work.
alex jones
It's to kill the Middle Easterners.
Don't tell them that they're not Middle Easterners.
Afghanistan and the Middle East, boys.
unidentified
No, I don't think anybody's saying that.
alex jones
It's all for you.
So when they take your ranch and you say no, they can bring the SWAT team up and burn your house down with you in it.
And you know what they're going to say?
You know what they're going to do?
You know what they're going to push?
unidentified
You're trying to make up something now.
alex jones
They're just going to come.
jordan holmes
Improv?
alex jones
Right in there and burn your house down, burn your farm down.
And they're going to announce on the news that they were fighting Al-Qaeda.
That's what it's all about.
You are Al-Qaeda.
You are the terrorist.
dan friesen
So that's his takeaway from this idea that Al-Qaeda may be trying to recruit Westerners, particularly white people.
jordan holmes
Is that it's actually the globalists trying to make it so everybody suspects everybody else, thus we are all terrorists.
dan friesen
Right.
And specifically so, they can get the patriots, and when they Waco them, if we want to use that as a verb...
jordan holmes
Burn down their farms.
dan friesen
Exactly.
Then they can just say...
They were Al-Qaeda.
We already established it with a news story about how Al-Qaeda is trying to recruit white people.
Exactly.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
This is so desperate.
This is so sad.
This is him.
jordan holmes
It sounded like he just made it up on the spot.
dan friesen
Those long gaps definitely indicate that his little gray cells are trying to work.
jordan holmes
They're going to burn something down.
Burn something down.
What do people burn down?
Farms.
Farms!
That's all I got.
dan friesen
I mean, the farms should just be an indication that he's trying to speak to a specific community because he says, your homes, your farms.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
Who are your listeners, Alex?
dan friesen
In this next clip, we get a little bit from Fox News.
jordan holmes
Uh-huh.
dan friesen
About this story.
And then Alex, again, I think he thinks they're talking about him.
And that's very weird to me.
Because when I...
We'll get to it on the other end of this clip.
jordan holmes
Stop saying I'm in Al-Qaeda!
unidentified
Most agency officers, most officers from other liaison services don't blend into Al-Qaeda.
So we're looking for people who we can fit into there as penetrations.
Al-Qaeda on the other side of the fence, they're doing the same thing.
I mean, obviously, if they could recruit a Scandinavian...
That's the holy grail for them.
They need people who can move around freely and do their bidding.
And converted, people who convert to Islam sometimes are more militant than those who were born that way, correct?
And they always go to prisons, too, to get their recruits.
Right.
You can argue the converts are always a little bit more zealous in terms of their religious fervor, but part of the problem with al-Qaeda...
jordan holmes
Been garbage the whole time.
dan friesen
Right.
We need to listen.
jordan holmes
We can map the changes in Alex.
But Fox News has been a pile of shit since it started.
dan friesen
Pretty much consistently sucked.
We need to listen to this because you need the context to see what Alex is freaking out about.
Because he didn't read those reports and what have you.
But what they're doing is just trying to extend the fear.
They're trying to make the fear bigger of Muslims in general.
But Alex has a completely different take on it.
unidentified
Is that to go into a prison and try to recruit individuals, that person's already tainted.
What they really need are they need people who haven't run afoul of law enforcement in the past.
And so in a sense...
alex jones
And then it goes on and on that it is, just like the FBI training manuals say, white male who locks his desk.
A lot of times it says we're in management positions.
It says we're quiet.
We're.
Keep to ourselves.
dan friesen
Ourselves.
alex jones
They're evil white males.
And they're Al-Qaeda.
They're everywhere, ladies and gentlemen.
The guy pumping your gas, Al-Qaeda.
unidentified
That school teacher, Al-Qaeda.
alex jones
In fact, the FBI manual says that priest, Al-Qaeda.
It says the Caucasian woman pushing the baby carriage, Al-Qaeda.
That's a quote.
dan friesen
Al-Qaeda.
You don't know what quotes are.
unidentified
Everywhere.
alex jones
They're just, they're everywhere.
Take all my rights away, government.
Take all my freedoms.
Put a bracelet around me with a taser.
unidentified
Keep me safe.
They're everywhere.
dan friesen
I'm guessing what he's talking about is FBI manuals that talk about the ascendancy of white terrorism.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
The ones that white people do.
dan friesen
What we've seen the results of 10 years later.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
He's...
To me, I think what he's trying to do there is invalidate...
Any possibility of you calling white male domestic terrorism, terrorism.
unidentified
Yes.
jordan holmes
So he's trying to preemptively excuse, so whenever your Timothy McVeigh does all of that stuff, he's going to conflate the idea of them being terrorists with the government calling them Al-Qaeda.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
So it's like, no, no, no, no, these guys aren't terrorists, they're mentally ill, or it's a false flag.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Because if they were terrorists, they would have joined Al-Qaeda.
dan friesen
Well, in the same way that the globalists are preparing the ground for you to have your farm burned down, and then they say that they were fighting Al-Qaeda in Alex's conception, they're doing this so someone like Timothy McVeigh could blow up the Murrah building, and then Alex can say, it's all a setup.
unidentified
Oh, they're going to call him, yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Again, what we're finding...
I believe is pretty decent evidence that the excusing of white terrorism and things that encroach upon Alex's white identity, that's a very consistent thing.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
This is ten years ago that he recorded this.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And it's a very essential piece of his world philosophy.
There may be nothing more.
I mean, the guns might even be secondary to white maleness.
Yeah, absolutely.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's very weird.
It's not that weird.
Makes total sense.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
unidentified
A lot of those guys have it really...
jordan holmes
I mean, I would say probably as a terrorist force, white people are historically...
Strong?
They're the frontrunners, I would say.
dan friesen
Competent?
jordan holmes
I would say white people have really been doing some terrorism for a long time.
dan friesen
Well, when I hear a report that says that al-Qaeda is looking for people who can blend in, I hear that and I don't take it personally.
I think, That makes sense.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
I would do that.
dan friesen
That's probably what I would do if I were al-Qaeda.
jordan holmes
That's a smart idea.
dan friesen
Yeah, exactly.
jordan holmes
You're not going to get past customs looking like you're in al-Qaeda.
Right.
That's kind of the thing.
dan friesen
If you're a cartoon of a terrorist, you're not going to...
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Not that everyone is, but of course you would look for people who can blend in.
That seems like a good strategy.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's spycraft.
dan friesen
Alex hears it and takes it very personally as a white person, and that to me means...
jordan holmes
He is somebody who has said in private, because I don't know if he said it on the show, but he has said race traitor a lot.
dan friesen
I would imagine, if not literally, yes, that idea in not so many words.
jordan holmes
I don't know if he's taking it personally so much as more on the lines of...
To me, what I can hear there is him being like...
They're saying that all white people aren't on the same side, which boggles his mind.
To him, it's every white person is in it together.
dan friesen
There's some of that in there.
But he would call it the West, probably, or something like that.
Some code.
Anyway, in this next clip, we get to deal with the fact that recently, when this episode aired, George W. Bush threw out the first pitch at the christening.
Of the Washington Nationals.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Stadium.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And apparently they were playing the Braves, and the Braves tried to get him to wear a Braves jersey, and he said he didn't want to be booed.
And then Alex's contention is that he was mercilessly booed anyway.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
He plays the audio later.
jordan holmes
It seems like he had that coming.
I feel like he should have been mercilessly booed.
dan friesen
He plays the audio of it, and Alex claims that he's getting booed, and they just piped in some applause.
jordan holmes
Oh, they sweetened it.
dan friesen
You can tell that it's just a mixed reaction.
It's a strongly mixed reaction.
jordan holmes
They Mitch Hedberg'd the sound.
dan friesen
Right.
There are boos, for sure, but there are also people who are clearly applauding.
It's just a mixed reaction, which is...
What you would expect at a fucking baseball stadium.
jordan holmes
Especially in D.C. with the president there.
dan friesen
So that's a different thing.
This is him.
jordan holmes
With the shitty, shitty, shitty president there.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
And this is right before the massive collapse of 2008.
So people weren't even really on the boo the fuck out of G-Dubs yet.
dan friesen
Not quite yet.
But he talks a little bit about that, and then he says something that's really ironic.
In hindsight, considering what he says about how Trump is going to save America, Trump is basically America's last stand, he's a bulwark against these globalists and what have you.
It's just very ironic ten years later.
alex jones
I was reading the AP headline here and it says that the Washington Braves tried to get him to where?
A Braves jacket, and he said, oh no, they might boo me.
That's the quote.
And then he went out wearing a Nationals jacket, and they boo him.
jordan holmes
It would be hilarious if he wore an Expos jacket.
alex jones
And then the announcer just kisses up and just says, oh, that's the best throw by any president ever.
He's God.
dan friesen
Didn't say that.
alex jones
We ought to dig up that Fox News one where you hear the booing, and they just fade it down, and then fade up cheering, and they go, they love him.
It's like in martial law, I have that clip from his second inauguration, where they're saying, cheer for him!
unidentified
Let him know that you love America.
alex jones
Do you see the propaganda in that?
It's saying Bush is America.
You love America, don't you?
Steer for him as hundreds of thousands booed and screamed and spit.
But the national news cut back to wide shot and said, they love him.
I have that in martial law.
It's like something out of a dystopic science fiction movie made 50 years ago.
Where the emperor is driving through and everyone's booing and then the announcer's going, they love him!
dan friesen
Now...
jordan holmes
Pretty sure they made a lot of those in 2000 and, well, every time from the 1950s.
dan friesen
Now consider...
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
On the inauguration parade where you have all those shots of empty bleachers with the cavalcade going down the road and Alex Jones screaming, the people love him.
You get a complete mirror.
jordan holmes
Consider the upcoming military parade, in which case Alex will of course say, look, look at how everybody loves the president.
Who is America?
dan friesen
Our glorious leader.
jordan holmes
Our glorious leader.
dan friesen
It's fascinating.
You know what I'm convinced of, actually?
I'm going to make a prediction here as we're in the past.
Uh-huh.
jordan holmes
Are you going to make a prediction about the past?
dan friesen
No, about the future.
I think that what's going to happen is because we keep having these things happen where Trump says he's a globalist and Alex is like, he didn't mean it.
Trump says, I like taking the guns first and then due process later.
Alex is like, I think it's a Machiavellian move.
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
Whatever.
And he keeps saying like, I'll turn on him.
I'll turn on him harder than anybody.
All this stuff.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
I think eventually it's going to become clear that everyone but Alex has been right the whole time, and eventually Alex will catch up and something will happen that will be too much for him to handle.
And he'll be like, I want to go against him!
And it'll be like the child who thinks that they know what to do and they make a huge mess, and then the adults have to be like, don't help.
Don't help.
You're making it worse.
When the kid's trying to clean up and is making more of a mess, Alex Jones is the embodiment of that child who made the mess, thinks they can help clean up, but can't.
We just have to be like, shut the fuck up.
Stay on your...
Go over there.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You're in time out.
jordan holmes
That's a great analysis.
dan friesen
And he won't listen to that, and it'll just be...
jordan holmes
No, he's going to...
dan friesen
Probably go to prison.
Yeah.
We can only hope.
Yeah.
I don't know.
That's so confusing to me.
I don't know how that...
I mean, prison or the destitute getting sued out of...
jordan holmes
Ooh!
Homeless Alex would be a fun Alex to listen to.
dan friesen
Yeah, that'd be fun.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He starts up a podcast.
I mean, clearly we're living evidence that it doesn't cost much.
He could do it even if he was broke.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
That'd be great.
jordan holmes
Hey, you have to get some studio equipment.
dan friesen
Go back to your roots, Alex.
So, speaking of Alex's roots, in this next clip, he rips off someone's intellectual property.
unidentified
You have these little sandals wearing, take all the guns, I love government.
alex jones
Oh, my, I'm Bill Clinton.
unidentified
I'm bedwetting right now, I love you.
alex jones
Just red diaper doper babies.
jordan holmes
Red diaper doper babies?
dan friesen
That is specifically a Michael Savage catchphrase.
unidentified
Ah.
dan friesen
Michael Savage screams that all these leftists are red diaper doper babies.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
dan friesen
They're children of communists.
jordan holmes
I don't like that.
I don't think that makes sense.
dan friesen
Eh, it makes sense.
jordan holmes
It's got a good little rhythm to it.
dan friesen
They're children of communists who smoke a lot of weed.
Red diaper doper babies.
It's fun.
Anyway, it's very much a savage.
jordan holmes
I'm a hard out.
dan friesen
That term may exist previous to him, but in terms of radio personalities and media folk, savages, that's a fucking savagism.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And a caller called in and asked about Michael Savage, and Alex was very wishy-washy on whether he supports him at this point, but he clearly listens to him, so he's ripping off his phrases.
jordan holmes
I would watch a show called Red Diaper Doper Babies.
dan friesen
That wasn't the name of his show.
It's The Savage Nation.
jordan holmes
No, I'm just saying if there was a show named Red Diaper Doper Babies.
dan friesen
Like a cartoon?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Oh, I would watch that.
dan friesen
Like shorties watching shorties?
jordan holmes
More like Muppet Babies.
I would watch Muppet Babies.
unidentified
Red Diaper Doper Babies, your dreams can't come true.
jordan holmes
Or Rugrats.
If Rugrats was actually communist propaganda, that would be fantastic.
dan friesen
Back to Muppet Babies.
The two legs that you always see?
jordan holmes
Yes, yes.
dan friesen
Stalin.
jordan holmes
He was actually very short.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You would see most of his mustache in the frame.
dan friesen
Not compared to the Muppet babies.
They're tiny.
jordan holmes
How do you know?
dan friesen
They're babies.
jordan holmes
Stalin was a short man.
dan friesen
So at this point, Alex Jones has a guest on by the name of Twyla Brace.
And they talk, Alex wants to talk all about how the government's stealing your blood.
jordan holmes
Twyla Brace?
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Where do these people come from?
dan friesen
I will tell you exactly where she comes from in a minute.
But, Alex, their interview is all about how the government's stealing your blood.
And this is something we covered.
on a show in the past, so I don't want to belabor it too much.
jordan holmes
Yes, I recall that narrative.
dan friesen
But the reason is that there are diseases that need to be screened for, and also they...
You know, it comes down to another one of these, like, eh, you're not that crazy kind of arguments about privacy.
But in almost every state, they take any identifiers off the blood.
So it's not like they're coding all of your genomes into everything.
jordan holmes
They're not trying to create a database out of it.
Not a personal human database out of it, so much as a...
Database of DNA and the like.
dan friesen
Wherein you can find trends and correlations between genetic markers for things.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
And the more data you have, the more accurate you can be about this.
dan friesen
You're able to save people from lifetimes of pain and suffering, generally speaking.
There are countless success stories from this.
Anyway, the thing that I find interesting about it is that throughout this interview, they're very reluctant to say the name of the organization that Twyla Brace works for.
alex jones
Ms. Brace, why don't you, in a nutshell, tell us about yourself and your credentials and how you got into this and what your organization does, and then we'll get into the blood.
unidentified
Sure.
Thanks so much.
jordan holmes
Then we'll get into the blood.
unidentified
Our organization has been around for about 12 years, and we started getting into the privacy.
dan friesen
We both refer to it as your organization, our organization.
unidentified
That privacy really allows you to give control.
dan friesen
So anyway, she just says some boring shit.
Like I said, we've gone over this entire narrative and nothing that she says when I was listening was like, oh, that's new.
It's all the same shit.
Yeah.
This is actually almost undoubtedly where he gets this narrative from, this interview.
jordan holmes
What organization?
dan friesen
Well, I don't know.
Let's see if they say.
alex jones
I mean, overall, the organization deals with a lot of privacy issues, but give us...
The skinny on what they're doing with the blood.
dan friesen
Alex wants to talk about the blood.
They don't say the name of the organization until a ways down the road when it's time to make plugs and what have you.
jordan holmes
Is that because they assume everybody knows who she works for?
dan friesen
No.
I don't know.
jordan holmes
You think it's purposeful that they're avoiding the...
dan friesen
No.
I don't necessarily think that.
That would be paranoid of me to think.
I think Alex might have skimmed her bio or something like that, or has forgotten the name or something like that.
Occam's Razor tells me it's bad broadcasting.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that sounds reasonable.
dan friesen
But it's weird that she doesn't say up front until much later in the interview.
And the organization that she works for is called the Citizens Council for Healthcare.
jordan holmes
Okay, good.
Because if it was the NAACP, I would have been very shocked.
dan friesen
No, no, no, no.
That is not what she works for.
She is a tea partier from Minnesota.
jordan holmes
Already out.
dan friesen
Interesting.
jordan holmes
Already all I need to know to say no.
No thank you.
dan friesen
Interesting to note that another Tea Party-er from Minnesota goes by the name of Ted Anderson and runs the Genesis Communications Network.
Probably a coincidence.
I have nothing to tie the two of them together, but...
It's interesting.
But the Citizens Council for Healthcare, I should tell you, is a member of the State Policy Network.
They are a member organization of the SPN, which has received significant money from the Koch brothers, as well as from the Claude R. Lamb Foundation and the Charles G. Koch Foundation, which are both Koch family foundations.
unidentified
God, they're so evil and they're everywhere.
dan friesen
They're just fucking everywhere.
There's more to this story.
The donations that the Kochs have made through these foundations are generally not disclosed.
But in 2007, it was accidentally revealed that David Koch gave $125,000 to Pioneer Institute for Public Policy Research, a Massachusetts-based SPN think tank.
Further, it was accidentally revealed in 2010 that Koch Industries gave $159,834 directly to the Texas Public Policy Foundation and an additional $69,700.
$588.61 from the Claude R. Lamb Foundation.
Again, another family foundation of the Kochs.
Weirdly specific amount.
Yeah, I don't know how to explain that.
Extrapolating this out, it's pretty safe to assume that they've funneled a ton more money into these SPN outlets directly.
jordan holmes
Insane amounts of money.
dan friesen
In secret.
The SPN, the State Policy Network, received $10 million between 2007 and 2010 from an organization called, there's two organizations, the Donors Trust and the Donors Capital Fund.
These are what are called donor-advised funds, which means that the fund creates separate accounts for individual donors, and the donors then recommend disbursements from the accounts to different non-profits.
It cloaks the identity of the original mystery donors because the funds are then distributed in the name...
of Donors Trust or Donors Capital Fund.
A Koch family foundation called Knowledge in Progress Fund gave $4.5 million to Donors Trust between 2007 and 2010, but because of the setup, it's impossible to know where those funds went.
Cloaked money from these two funds were funneled to at least 51 SPN member organizations between 2007 and 2011, according to the Center for Public Integrity.
Twyla is also...
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
Twyla Brace is also a member of the Heartland Foundation.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
Which is an organization specifically created to spread doubt about causes that would involve government regulations, such as climate change, health care, tobacco, those sorts of things.
The Heartland Institute is basically an organization that's just there to sow doubts.
Heartland also has received significant donations from the Kochs and their foundations.
For instance, the Donors Trust and Donors Capital Fund gave $13.5 million to Heartland between 2007 and 2011.
The Lamb Foundation, we mentioned earlier, contributed at least $4.8 million to Heritage between 1998 and 2011.
Further, Twyla Brace is a writer for CNS News, mostly writing anti-Obamacare articles.
This is a conservative news site that is owned by the Media Research Center.
One of the Media Research Center's main funders is ExxonMobil.
Also, the Richard and Helen DeVos Foundation, the parents of Betsy DeVos and Eric Prince, founder of Blackwater.
jordan holmes
May they be burnt in hell.
dan friesen
And the Lynd and Harry Bradley Foundation, another major conservative.
It's up there with, like, the Mellon Scaife Foundation.
They're way up there in terms of, like, these weirdo dark money things.
Also, Twyla Brace was a Tea Party activist.
Real early, she was a Tea Party activist and campaigned aggressively against Obamacare, going so far as to distribute flyers telling people not to enroll, and that if you don't enroll, then it'll never happen.
We can all fight this by just not doing it.
The Koch brothers, Americans for Prosperity, spent millions of dollars fighting Obamacare.
The Tea Party was almost entirely bankrolled by the Kochs through the Americans for Prosperity and Freedom Works Foundation, which used to be the same organization that was called the Citizens for a Sound Economy, which was started by the Koch brothers in 1984.
All roads lead back to the Cokes.
jordan holmes
These fucking monsters.
dan friesen
This is something that we're going to experience very frequently with Alex Jones' guests back in 2008.
jordan holmes
They are fucking everywhere.
I don't know.
I want to meet these guys and I want to just find out what it is they actually believe.
Because I don't know if they believe in any of this bullshit or if they're just such sociopathic monsters that they're like, we will give...
Any amount of money to completely dismantle anything that isn't us.
dan friesen
Well, it seems like they're just into deregulation super heavily.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Because their main business as they were coming to prominence was in oil, and it seems like continuing that involves government deregulation or making higher profits.
jordan holmes
What I see from all of their stuff, though, is like...
Secondarily, I think it's business decisions.
They just want any possibility of them being regulated.
dan friesen
Are you going to pitch that they're jokers?
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
Just sowing chaos?
No.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
I think it's much more insidious than that, in that they are less interested in the business and more interested in just this vague concept of impunity.
like I want to be able to do control and whatever I want Whenever.
Like, it is a complete desire for autonomy in all things.
No one can say, I can't do this.
That is their only ideology to me.
dan friesen
I think that's an interesting thought.
And I think as we go along, we'll learn more.
And as we go along, there will be more opportunities for us to get into what indications we can find here and there.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But at this point, we can say it's suspicious.
That when listing Americans who were deeply involved with the Nazis, somehow Fred Koch is not involved in that list.
And habitually isn't for Alex Jones.
It's interesting that Alex Jones...
And this isn't the only example of it.
This is going to come up multiple times.
Alex Jones has a guest on who essentially just works for a Koch front group think tank.
I think we're going to see a ton of that.
I think we're going to see a lot of these people that are people who are on Alex's show who are just funneled from Coke think tanks to spread misinformation.
So that's exciting.
jordan holmes
We're never going to win.
They're too big and too evil.
dan friesen
At this point, I don't think that there is a strong...
Parallel.
Or anything like that.
There's just little kernels of stuff.
There seems to be a lot of Coke connections.
I don't know.
jordan holmes
That's another thing that to me bolsters my argument.
The most common idea behind this dark money is they know that they're doing something evil and they are hiding it because That's how you get away with doing evil shit.
But to me, for them, it's again this idea of like, because I'm anonymous, I can do whatever I want.
Because we're hiding behind eight million different things, I'm doing whatever the fuck it is I want, and these people are carrying it out for me.
And I don't have to put my name on it.
dan friesen
I agree with you.
jordan holmes
Because I'm a giant fucking coward.
dan friesen
I agree with you that that does seem to be the modus operandi.
But I want to be clear, just because we're being pretty speculative.
In the same way that I don't think that commercial about Israeli tourism proves that Alex Jones works for Israel, it's just weird.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
In the same vein, the fact that Alex is, you know, on some Coke tips.
I don't think that that necessarily means he works for them.
It's just weird.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And again, that's not even a one-to-one comparison between those two examples I'm making.
I'm just saying this doesn't prove anything.
It's just...
It got my ears up.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
Anyway, in this next clip, we learn that Twyla is a very paranoid person and probably belongs on InfoWars.
unidentified
Well, this whole program is not just about the screening of the child.
It's not just about the infant and the parent.
It's about cost containment and prevention.
And I think, you know, it's good for your listeners to let that roll around in their brains a little bit because cost containment and prevention likely means that we don't want any child that's not perfect.
And we worry about the day where the genes of a child are fished into to find the imperfections.
And it will be part of whether or not you can be married, whether or not you should have children.
jordan holmes
So Gattaca.
They're just describing Gattaca.
They all saw Gattaca and they were like, well, this is obviously what they're trying to do.
Despite the absurdity of that plan.
dan friesen
But that's one way to look at it.
Another way I might look at it is the cost prevention is indicative of, hey, if we catch this disease pre-birth.
We're very early.
We're able to treat it.
There are therapies that we can use.
But if we don't, you will have a handicapped person for the rest of their life that will require extensive medical bills.
jordan holmes
Or like with the homeless population, if they have homes, they're far more likely to wind up in a hospital emergency room.
Bringing up shit tons of bills that you eventually wind up having to pay for.
Preventative measures are more effective.
dan friesen
Yes, always.
There are ways to interpret cost prevention or something like that in a really evil eugenics-y way.
And there's a way to look at it in the way that people mean it.
And they're not the same.
Anyway, it just seems to me like she's...
She's perfect.
She's a good fit for this show.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But also boring.
But that's on par for Alex Jones in 2008.
This show's pretty boring at this point.
Yeah, it's...
I'm not enjoying listening to it.
He doesn't scream that much.
jordan holmes
Oh, well, he was just more nonchalantly sarcastic in most of the calls.
dan friesen
Yeah, so far.
Anyway, we got one more clip from Twyla here.
Alex Jones pulls out his favorite subsection to try and impress her.
jordan holmes
Yes.
alex jones
Have you looked at U.S. Code, Title 50, Chapter 32, Subsection 1520A, Paragraph B?
jordan holmes
Yes.
unidentified
I can tell that I have missed something in all my research.
dan friesen
Sure have.
So has Alex.
He has missed Paragraph C. Again, we've discussed this over and over again.
That's the subsection that he uses to justify his belief in chemtrails.
But...
Paragraph C, which is right after paragraph B that he cites, says that informed consent is required for all of those things.
And so it doesn't make a justification for this blood stuff.
It's not a justification for chemtrail stuff.
It's nothing.
He's just talking shit because he memorized something that he can say fast and confuse people.
jordan holmes
It's very much the...
The balance between the two, I see two big things, two buckets of how much water you're putting into each one is how much more important you think one is than the other.
And to him, the paragraph B has all of the water in it and requires informed consent.
To him, that's just like...
Oh, they have to put that in there.
And then they'll manufacture your informed consent later on.
Like, that's always his idea.
dan friesen
So stupid.
jordan holmes
If you have any kind of thing, and then you have a regulation on it, the regulation is a lie.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Even if it's there.
Like, just as...
dan friesen
Such a not fun game.
jordan holmes
Just as the regulations on oil companies for climate change and all that stuff are manufactured to destroy the very thing that they're supposed to protect.
So is the regulation on the evil shit that they say really something that's there for them to destroy whatever it is that they're...
It's stupid.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's nonsense.
jordan holmes
It's stupid.
Any qualifying clause is too complicated for Alex.
dan friesen
Ignore it.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's probably there.
It's bullshit.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
So anyway, earlier we heard that Alex Jones is advertising for tourism to Israel, which is fun.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
What else is he advertising?
unidentified
Spyville.com is your choice for everything spy-related.
Stealth cameras cleverly disguised as items commonly found around the home.
Night vision cameras, covert phone and voice recorders, powerful binoculars, security systems, and more.
dan friesen
Interesting.
jordan holmes
Spyville.
dan friesen
Interesting.
jordan holmes
Spyville.
dan friesen
For someone who's very concerned about the surveillance state.
jordan holmes
The surveillance state is everywhere.
Join the surveillance state at Spyville.
dan friesen
Get your own cottage industry of spying going.
Very weird for him.
jordan holmes
Who's watching the Watchmen?
unidentified
Spyville.
dan friesen
Very, very weird.
I heard that commercial.
I'm like, this is off and on brand simultaneously.
I don't know what to think about this.
But then he came back from commercial, Jordan.
Listen to this shit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
alex jones
And then, before I forget, I keep forgetting to do this.
There is going to be the biggest announcement this radio show has ever made.
The biggest announcement in the history of this particular manifestation of my radio show.
This is going to be big.
I've been doing this show since 1998, so 10 years, the syndicated show.
unidentified
Oh, it's got to be huge.
alex jones
The biggest announcement in the history of this radio show.
Coming up next Monday.
jordan holmes
God damn it!
alex jones
You piece of shit!
You will see a huge announcement here.
Very, very important announcement.
dan friesen
So important.
alex jones
Coming up next Monday.
jordan holmes
This is the Julian Assange of interviews right now.
dan friesen
So now consider.
jordan holmes
Or teases.
dan friesen
At this point, Alex Jones had announced on his show.
The government did 9-11.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
He has announced on his show that he predicted that the government would do 9-11.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
He has announced that...
jordan holmes
Proven.
dan friesen
He has announced...
jordan holmes
Both of those proven, true.
dan friesen
Earlier, around, let's say, New Year's Eve 2000, he announced that missiles were being launched.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
And that there's a concentration camp at the Austin airport.
jordan holmes
Both of which happened.
dan friesen
Huge announcements.
What the fuck is this announcement going to be?
jordan holmes
It's got to be the biggest announcement in the history of Infowars.
dan friesen
Would you care to speculate on what it might be?
Boy.
unidentified
It's tough to raise it up from 9-11.
jordan holmes
That's a big one.
Yeah.
The government did Pearl Harbor.
They never dropped atomic bombs on Nagasaki.
dan friesen
Interesting.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That was a false flag.
jordan holmes
That was a false flag.
Japan did it to themselves.
dan friesen
Yeah, I knew it.
jordan holmes
Stalin actually was just a cool bro.
And you know what?
There was a famine.
No big deal.
unidentified
So...
jordan holmes
What else we got?
What else we got?
Berlusconi?
Virgin.
dan friesen
Oh, boy.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
That's the biggest announcement in the history of InfoWars.
dan friesen
He's actually a eunuch.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
He's overcompensating.
Yep.
So I listened to this, and I was like, there's no fucking way we can do this episode, and I can allow that teaser to go on our show.
Alex can play that game.
unidentified
Oh, of course.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, we can't do that.
dan friesen
So I skipped a week into the future.
jordan holmes
Of course!
dan friesen
To find out what...
jordan holmes
The moment you heard that teaser, you're like, well, fuck the rest of this.
I gotta hear this shit.
dan friesen
So the big announcement...
Yes.
...is that Alex is adding the fourth hour.
jordan holmes
God damn it!
unidentified
So...
dan friesen
In 2008, he adds the fourth hour, which at some point fails, and then we've heard the reintroduction of it in 2015.
unidentified
So now we've heard him announce the fourth hour twice.
dan friesen
But we'll get to that once we get to April 7th, because that's coming up in the future.
But spoiler alert, he's bringing back the fourth hour.
With authority.
So that's great.
This next clip is a mic down moment.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Because we get another endearing Alex Jones loves country music moment.
Wonderful.
unidentified
Country boy can survive.
Country folks can survive.
Oh, yeah!
Woo!
Because you can't stop us out and you can't make us run.
Those wooden old boys raised on shotguns.
alex jones
And we say grace.
unidentified
We say praise and we say ma'am If you ain't in the back we don't give a damn We're back live, ladies and gentlemen.
Yep.
We came from the West Virginia coal mines and the Rocky Mountains and the Western skies.
alex jones
Boy, it's hard to cut off Junior, isn't it?
unidentified
And we can skin a buck, we can run a trot line.
dan friesen
Also, right there, that's where Alex Jones gets his skin a buck, run a trot line.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
He always talks about what it means to be country.
jordan holmes
I did not know that.
dan friesen
He's just stealing it from this song.
jordan holmes
I did not know that.
Country folks can't survive.
alex jones
Country folks can't survive.
A black hole chain reaction in a superconducting supercollider.
unidentified
Is that what they can survive?
jordan holmes
Is that what that song is about?
dan friesen
No, he said they can't.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
unidentified
He can't.
dan friesen
He's trying to weave his narratives in here to this song.
jordan holmes
I thought he was throwing that in there.
Country boys can survive a black hole.
dan friesen
They can survive a lot, but not that.
jordan holmes
One thing the country boys...
dan friesen
Look.
jordan holmes
Old, old stereotype of country boys.
Always survive black holes.
dan friesen
This isn't done.
alex jones
And neither can the friend in New York City called Junior Hillbilly.
I'd like to spit some beach nut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my old.45.
Alright, that's enough torture.
Torture of the audience.
I'd rather just have fun and play music here on the show.
You'd have your hard rock music with your country and your classical all mixed in with your...
jordan holmes
What is happening right now?
alex jones
Okay.
Here's Gary Hart.
Okay.
jordan holmes
Now here's this asshole.
dan friesen
Here's Gary Hart.
That's it right there.
That's 100%.
That's beautiful.
unidentified
He even says what we keep saying.
dan friesen
I wish I could just play music.
You'd have a great selection of music here.
Play some jams.
I would...
I think the world would be better if you would have just gotten on a different format station.
jordan holmes
Imagine if he was an evening DJ and he was just playing the old country hits and on the side he just threw in some batshit stuff.
It's 45 minutes of non-stop hits with some stuff in and then his intercut is just like...
Oh, that was a great song from Waylon Jennings.
The government dead 9-11.
Next up, we've got some wonderful, wonderful Willie Nelson.
You guys are going to love this after the break.
Again, government 9-11.
dan friesen
You're not going to get 45 minutes uninterrupted, and you shouldn't.
I think a great radio format would be him listening to music and screaming over it.
Getting real into it.
jordan holmes
Like a Joe Franklin situation.
dan friesen
He's having a great time.
jordan holmes
Or a Joe Frank.
Yeah.
dan friesen
I think it would be amazing.
I would really enjoy that.
And then, yeah, he can throw...
jordan holmes
I met a woman at a bar.
dan friesen
He could have revolutionized DJing.
Quite frankly.
Like, at a time when you needed DJs.
Like, in the 90s, when he was coming to prominence as a talk radio guy, is right when Clear Channel was taking over all these, like, consolidating...
jordan holmes
What you're saying is that Alex Jones, for a short moment there, could have been the next Cool Herc.
unidentified
That's what...
dan friesen
Well, he's never going to play urban music, but he could have been a Wolfman.
jordan holmes
He could have revolutionized DJing, though.
dan friesen
He could have been a Wolfman Alex.
Like, he could have done...
Like, obviously, we can't take away from him his creativity.
The bullshit that he spins endlessly.
If he could direct that creativity towards a more benign format, you could get something fascinating.
jordan holmes
Yeah, if he was just an anti-Semite in private, like an anti-Semite in private where he doesn't really have a reach.
dan friesen
The Wolfman Jack probably hated Jews.
jordan holmes
Of course!
dan friesen
We have no idea.
jordan holmes
Who didn't?
It was the 70s.
Dick Clark hated Jews.
unidentified
Yeah!
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
All the game show hosts.
Bob Barker?
dan friesen
Come on.
jordan holmes
Hated him.
Who was the center square?
unidentified
Do you remember?
dan friesen
Shadow Stevens?
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
Shadow?
jordan holmes
The center square in the...
dan friesen
Whoopi Goldberg wasn't the new one.
jordan holmes
No, not the new one.
The effeminate confirmed bachelor at the time.
dan friesen
Charles Nelson Reilly?
jordan holmes
No!
God damn it!
What's his name?
Now I'm fucked.
dan friesen
Richard Dawson?
unidentified
No!
jordan holmes
He wasn't ever in the center square!
unidentified
I'm just thinking of people from the match game now.
jordan holmes
God damn it.
dan friesen
Are you sure it wasn't Charles Nelson Reilly?
jordan holmes
No, it wasn't Charles Nelson Reilly.
God damn it.
That's going to kill me.
I'm going to look it up.
dan friesen
I have to look it up.
Alex Jones had a better life in front of him and he blew it by not just becoming a DJ.
jordan holmes
He had a beautiful possibility.
dan friesen
Alex Jones is done with content on this episode.
But this next clip is really interesting considering that Alex in present day has said that he had sex with 200 women by the time he was 16 or something like that.
jordan holmes
Yep, yep.
Doesn't matter.
All of them.
dan friesen
Hear this clip in context with that.
alex jones
I mean, I remember being like 18 years old and looking at women and lusting after them and like unhappily wishing I could have them all.
You know, that feeling, that anxiousness.
Man, she's gorgeous.
man, I just want her to now...
Now, I've developed to the point where I don't even desire women.
I mean, I do, but that's a smaller part of my psyche.
I just admire their beauty.
I share in it, and it's not even sexual.
I don't even know how to explain it.
It's like I've grown.
And I realize that very few people I don't even think ever even get to this level.
What level?
Much fun.
It's so great to be able to appreciate beauty all around you and see it everywhere.
But I'm already digressing, and I said I'd get into things the elite are doing that endanger the whole planet, but I need to get into this news first here.
dan friesen
What the fuck?
jordan holmes
I appreciate women on a different level than any of you can ever understand.
I was going to get into what the elites are doing.
dan friesen
To destroy the world.
jordan holmes
Of course, but...
dan friesen
I've got to get into it.
jordan holmes
Guys, I share women's beauty.
I don't experience it or just appreciate it.
I share in it and delight in it.
dan friesen
I think what he's trying to say is I have low T. I don't know what he's trying to say.
I think that was him putting up the bat signal for someone to create super male vitality.
Because what he's expressing there...
I mean, I think...
jordan holmes
I don't fuck as much.
I'm just not as interested.
Maybe there's not enough variety.
Married life is difficult.
dan friesen
Now he could be cool.
I think there's a way that a smart person could express similar things to what he's saying.
When you're younger, you have an all-encompassing lust for women.
And as you get older, you start to settle into an understanding of people's humanity a little bit more than you had when puberty was going on.
I think that there's possibly something in there.
But this is completely contradictory to his story of...
Having sex with 250 women before he was 16. Well, I mean, that was before he could share in their beauty.
unidentified
Well...
dan friesen
No, it just doesn't work.
jordan holmes
No, of course it doesn't fucking work.
None of what he's saying works.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
What he just said was the ravings of a fucking serial killer.
dan friesen
Totally.
jordan holmes
That's what somebody writes in their diary before they strangle and rape women.
He's a fucking...
That's an insane person thing to say.
dan friesen
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't think it's as crazy.
I mean, it is coming from Alex.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But it's not.
The actual content of it I don't think is that crazy.
jordan holmes
No, that's Ed Gein.
dan friesen
To appreciate women's beauty in a non-lustful way is I think what he's trying to express.
jordan holmes
Is it though?
dan friesen
Again, I'm reading context clues and I think that's what he's trying to say.
jordan holmes
Look, look, nobody, nobody on this planet right now, I feel, is more in tune with the way Alex's brain works.
dan friesen
Probably.
jordan holmes
So I'm going to lean on you for this.
dan friesen
Although 2008 Alex is a different Alex, and I'm still getting accustomed to it.
I still have to get my sea legs, as it were, about this crazy ding-dong.
jordan holmes
Because what I hear is there's somebody in his trunk right now.
unidentified
No, no, no, no, no.
jordan holmes
Also, by the way, this is a great time to cut in and say the person I was thinking of was Paul Lind.
Paul Lind, Center Square.
Come on, man.
dan friesen
I thought Shadow Stevens was Center Square for longer.
Anyway, it doesn't matter.
I'm most interested in the fact that this is funny in conflict with Alex's claims of...
First of all, being way too attractive when he was younger.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And having sex with 250 women by the time he was 16. All of them.
Because he wouldn't express things that way if it was also like...
He would be like, when I was 18, I felt this unrequited lust towards women, thinking, wishing I could be with them, but I couldn't.
He would be like...
jordan holmes
Well, that's because he had already been with them.
dan friesen
No, it's not.
See, there...
jordan holmes
No, none of this fucking makes sense.
dan friesen
I'm confused.
jordan holmes
Yes.
I don't know what he's trying to...
Like, that is, though, like, I see psychopath behavior in that, insofar as it is always a manipulation of his past to support his present narrative.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
So, whenever he wants to be like, I'm the manly man, you can respect me, because I fuck.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Then he's like, I already had sex with everybody.
dan friesen
So much.
jordan holmes
Everybody that you've ever wanted to have sex with, I already did.
dan friesen
Don't bother.
I got it already.
jordan holmes
But when the narrative is, you know, I actually don't even know why he's saying that.
Is there a reason?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
There's no reason for that, right?
dan friesen
And there's no prior context that's like, oh, that makes sense.
jordan holmes
He had a fight with his wife or something and he just needed to get that off his chest?
Like, what was fucking going on in his mind?
dan friesen
Well, the intro to that, what came right before it was his talking, he was talking about, like, having money isn't bad, but having money be all you care about is bad.
And so he equates that then towards the lust for women.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But it still doesn't help.
It doesn't, like...
Me telling you that doesn't give this proper context.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
Did he talk to the vicar recently?
Like, what happened here?
dan friesen
And between that talking about money and him getting into the clip that we just played, long pause, where he's clearly thinking...
But yeah, so I don't know, man.
Again, I like...
jordan holmes
He does have sometimes that feel of, like, all of a sudden, all of his previous...
Lies and bullshit just like catch up to him for a moment.
And he's just this very open and honest person telling way more than he wants to.
dan friesen
Well, I imagine once it all collapses, he'll be one of the most interesting people in the world to talk to because I think he has a perspective that no one can possibly imagine.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Like the idea of lying for 20 years, like even if he actually believes that the globalists exist.
He has to know that he's lying about a lot of other stuff in order to reinforce that narrative.
He probably has convinced himself and has the cognitive dissonance involved to be like, well, I'm lying about this tiny detail, but it's only because it reinforces the bigger thing that I believe is true.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
And so that's fine.
jordan holmes
Anything in service to the larger truth.
dan friesen
Small lie, big truth.
jordan holmes
A lie to solve the larger problem is fine.
That's just good tactics.
dan friesen
I think once it all collapses, I think he probably will have an incredibly interesting perspective that I will go to prison and interview him for my forthcoming novel.
jordan holmes
The two Dans.
dan friesen
Exactly.
Where I try and make peace with my evil twin.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Anyway, in this next clip, this is our last clip.
Alex Jones.
Like you said earlier, this is before the banks entirely collapse.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And what have you.
Before we have the full-on financial crisis that comes in the end of 2008.
jordan holmes
Which, hey, guys.
You thought you were excited for Avengers 3. Let me tell you something.
The sequel to the 2008 financial crash is going to be...
Huge.
dan friesen
And hearing Alex...
jordan holmes
Black Panther just made over a billion dollars.
We're going to lose over two trillion.
It's going to be incredible.
dan friesen
And I'm super excited to hear Alex's rhetoric as that's happening.
Right.
Because it's going to coincide with the rise of the...
jordan holmes
No, this is actually the...
unidentified
This is Obama.
jordan holmes
This is Obama's fault.
He's running for president.
That's why it all fell apart.
dan friesen
But he, in this last clip, is talking about the banks and what have you, but then he gets weird.
alex jones
And they're getting total Nazi-like power over all the other banking and lending and brokerage and stock institutions.
jordan holmes
Those fucking globalists.
alex jones
See, now you're just going to have a few people with it all.
And then there'll be another crisis.
And then they'll offer the next solution as the tourniquet.
It's kind of like one of those traps.
The more you struggle, the tighter it gets.
And they're just always there going, I'm your friend.
Never mind my hands around your neck.
jordan holmes
There you go.
There you go.
unidentified
Yes.
alex jones
I love you so much.
Don't struggle.
unidentified
I'm just helping your neck, just wiping some sand off.
alex jones
Don't you mind that?
Oh, you're passing out now.
I'm your friend.
unidentified
I'm the government.
dan friesen
Like, he's not...
jordan holmes
Like, this Alex, I feel like I could go out to a bar with and have a conversation with, and we would kind of...
Yes!
unidentified
That Alex?
jordan holmes
Yes, because, like, with the Koch brothers, they have the Center for Freedom Progress, which is like...
dan friesen
Americans for Progress.
jordan holmes
Whatever.
dan friesen
Prosperity.
jordan holmes
It's all this shit that's built under this name of, like, we're helping you, and what they're doing is fucking you.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
You know, like, there's a point there that he...
He gets it, but if I could just twist the reason for it, just like, no, no, no, no, it's not globalists, it's these guys, and they are doing it.
No, no, you're right, that's what they're doing.
You're just wrong about how and who and why they're doing it.
dan friesen
But he's too dumb and entrenched to listen to you.
jordan holmes
But that's why I would go back in time to 2008.
I feel like we would have more common ground.
dan friesen
No, because again, this is an example of the broken clock being right twice a day.
Right.
We know because of history.
That the financial crash is coming.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And Alex Jones is doing what he does all the time because he works for a guy who sells gold, which is warning people and saying everything is gonna fucking collapse.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So it's not like this is the only time he said it and he's fucking right that this is what's coming.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It's just what he does all the time, and it just so happens that a bit after this, it did happen.
And if you're playing the, like, everything is going to crash eventually, if you just say it over and over and over again, it's coming.
jordan holmes
When it does crash, you're going to seem like a...
That's what's so weird about now, where he's saying that everything is going to turn around and it's going to crash.
dan friesen
Well, no, he is saying it's going to crash.
He's saying it's going to crash, but it's going to be because of the globalists who are fighting the Trump prosperity movement.
jordan holmes
Right.
He does have us coming and going on that one.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
He has it both ways.
The only reason that I wanted to keep that clip in is not because I think he said sooth about the banks or anything like that, but because it's a good demonstration that even 10 years ago, Alex was still really creepy.
He's still really gross.
And he's still getting deep into those weird fantasies where he's playing.
Like, I'm gonna kill you.
And that stuff.
But you can even note that...
jordan holmes
Because he has somebody in his trunk.
unidentified
Hold on.
dan friesen
But even back in 2008, though, he's not as severe about it.
Like, the current version of it is much more animated and much scarier.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
This is just sort of like...
He's not even committing.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he would have gone...
Like, if he had done that speech now, he would go into, like...
Details of how they're taking you through the back door.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
And now you're being torn down to the basement and they have a gurney down there.
Why wouldn't they have a gurney down there?
They're the globalists.
They keep gurneys in their basements.
And in the basement gurney, they're going to have a gurney on top of that gurney.
dan friesen
And they got your kid's blood.
jordan holmes
Oh, well, yeah.
And they're going to pour it on you in order to gain your blood's adrenochrome.
dan friesen
They're going to make you get high on your children's blood.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because that'll make you have even more.
Right.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's that sort of shit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, I mean, look, we've come to the end of the first episode of the 2008 investigation.
jordan holmes
And we've learned a lot.
dan friesen
Look, I don't think we have.
I'll be perfectly honest with you.
I have mentioned this along the way a little bit, and I think it bears repeating.
2008 Alex is much more boring than current day.
Mostly because he wasn't constantly in a state of being pressed against a wall and being a caged animal.
He is a wolverine who has the back to the wall at this point.
He is fucking screaming about anything and everything.
In 2018.
And in 2008, he had a much easier row to hoe.
He's got money coming in from the Israeli Tourism Board.
People are donating because of his dumb documentaries that we've thoroughly debunked.
And he has a comfortable existence.
Like I said, he's still married to Kelly at this point.
InfoWars is a small operation with only a few employees.
He doesn't have a ton of overhead.
jordan holmes
But it's an independent business that he runs.
He doesn't have to worry about a boss.
He doesn't have to worry about...
There's so much going on about his life that...
dan friesen
He gets to sit around and listen to Country Boys Can Survive and have a great time with it and then get into whatever he wants to get into, whatever narratives he wants to spin, and he's living it.
jordan holmes
Right.
But, you know, you do hear some of that, like, I'm sure he feels like he's getting complacent, he's not...
Fulfilling his ambition in the same way.
dan friesen
He may be meant for bigger things, certainly.
jordan holmes
Like, the way that he feels, the way that he takes those calls of just like, yeah, sure, there's a fucking helicopter over you.
Submit.
dan friesen
That's not fair.
jordan holmes
Fair enough.
dan friesen
He's dismissive of his fucking callers all the time.
jordan holmes
Okay, fair.
dan friesen
Because they're boring and clearly lying to him.
jordan holmes
Well, yeah.
dan friesen
Even he knows that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's a good point.
dan friesen
The only thing that's important about that fucking caller is not his snide dismissal.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's that he is irresponsible and, like, not helping that guy.
That guy needs help.
Yeah.
That's what's going on with that.
jordan holmes
Or he needs friends.
dan friesen
So I think that, you know, in time, the...
alex jones
There's no helicopter.
jordan holmes
Find a singles group.
dan friesen
Right.
alex jones
You need a meetup.
Go bowling.
unidentified
Listen, Tinder doesn't exist yet, but one day it will.
dan friesen
Okay, Cupid?
jordan holmes
I think eHarmony was around back then?
dan friesen
He was a chemtrail blogger.
Why didn't he bring up the subsection with him?
jordan holmes
That's a good question.
dan friesen
Interesting.
Anyway, I don't know.
I think in time we're going to discover things that are much more concrete, but at this point we have the beginnings of some indications of...
I don't know what.
This is going to get weird.
Well, you know what?
Here's the thing.
With the 2015 investigation, we had a concrete thing in mind, and that was Trump.
What about Trump?
We started on the day that Trump announced his candidacy and saw what happened from there.
Here, this is so much more open-ended because the Tea Party doesn't quite exist yet.
The primaries aren't hot yet.
We're laying a lot of context.
We're getting indications of who he was back then and what the lay of the land is.
And as that's the case, I think this investigation is going to be...
I don't know what we're going to find.
jordan holmes
We're going to indict a lot of people who might not be the main targets here.
Like with Alex...
Back in this time, what I'm hearing is we're going to get all of these kind of different waypoints starting to generate.
Yeah.
And so what we're going to find...
dan friesen
Well, we've already found on this episode...
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
dan friesen
...that the government is trying to take your children's blood.
jordan holmes
Yes, of course.
dan friesen
...clearly comes from Twyla Brace, who works for a Coke-funded...
jordan holmes
But that's what I'm saying.
That's what we're going to find here, is all of these...
Sources.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
jordan holmes
And how it is that they are affecting his worldview now.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's what I'm really interested in this investigation is, like, how is it that this guy who is just, like, again, right in the wrong way a few times.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
How does this guy turn into the weird fucking monster that is just an unhinged, as you said, rabid Wolverine?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, where does this guy come from?
Where do we go from singing fucking the Highwaymen to...
dan friesen
And the country boys can't survive.
And wishing he was doing fucking radio.
Yeah, it's weird.
I think those are the two things that we're going to find.
My intention in starting this is figuring out stuff about the Tea Party and the rise of the Tea Party through the lens of Alex.
jordan holmes
And ultimately it's going to lead back to the Koch brothers.
dan friesen
Probably.
But I think the accidental thing that we're going to find is the beginnings of all of his narratives, like you mentioned.
And that's probably much more valuable.
So, this is going to be probably the worst time of my life.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
It's going to be long, it's going to be boring for you, and everybody else is going to have a good time.
dan friesen
You know, try and make the best out of it, make a show out of it.
But thank you all so much for supporting us and all.
If you want to find us, you can find us at our website, knowledgefight.com.
Just renewed for another year.
unidentified
Hey!
dan friesen
We got it.
jordan holmes
That's another year that's very confident of you.
dan friesen
It's cheaper that way.
jordan holmes
And what?
You can follow us on Twitter at knowledge underscore fight.
dan friesen
Correct.
We're also on Facebook.
jordan holmes
You can go to iTunes.
You can go to the Libsyn.
You can find our podcast on places.
dan friesen
You can.
Basically those two.
jordan holmes
Those two places.
unidentified
Beyond that, I don't know, man.
dan friesen
That's all.
jordan holmes
I mean, I think the obvious way to start as far as the evil that we're going to deal with.
That's going to keep popping up again, so we might as well get it out now.
Go fuck yourself, the Koch brothers.
dan friesen
What about daddy?
Fred.
jordan holmes
Oh yeah, he can go fuck himself too.
dan friesen
Amen.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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