Today, Dan and Jordan go live at the Playground Theater to discuss the March 1-2, 2012 episodes of The Alex Jones Show. The gents break down how Alex responded to the news that Andrew Breitbart had died. We all cope with loss in our own way, and Alex apparently copes by lying a whole lot and spreading conspiracy theories about the deceased.
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| This is one of the problems of clips. | ||
| Uh, this, uh, guys, I guess we're standing in front of this mic right now. | ||
| I guess that's what we're doing. | ||
| This is my guest, uh, why don't we, uh, sit around, drink Donaldson Douglas, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones! | ||
| That's right! | ||
| Dan, is there a hook to this fucking show? | ||
| There is, there is. | ||
| We need to get this, oh, there we go. | ||
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Alright, alright, okay, alright. | |
| Uh, the hook is that I know a lot about Alex Jones. | ||
| And I don't know a goddamn thing about Alex Jones. | ||
| Hey, uh, who here is a policy wall? | ||
| A couple of lines. | ||
| Who here has no idea what this fucking show's gonna be? | ||
| They heard Alex Jones. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| You can clap if you don't know what's gonna happen. | ||
| Just that guy? | ||
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Alright, alright. | |
| I would posit that I don't know what's going to happen. | ||
| Generally, to give you guys a little bit of sense, in case you haven't watched any of our shows that we do on video, we record this podcast in my bedroom. | ||
| And I have a desk in there, and it's where I smoke cigarettes maniacally, and drink Monster Energy drinks, and research weird shit about right-wing propaganda. | ||
| Joanna is nice enough to come over every now and again, and I sit in front of my computer and play clips for him. | ||
| It's exactly as weird as you think it is. | ||
| But tonight we're doing it a little bit differently here at the Playground Theater. | ||
| A big round of applause for David up in the loop! | ||
| He will be playing clips for us as we go along. | ||
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It's going to be an interesting thing. | |
| He will be the source of many tech issues as opposed to the two of us, so it's good. | ||
| And we forgive it in advance and appreciate his help. | ||
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Absolutely. | |
| And also, I'm terrified right now. | ||
| No, no, I'm going to let that sit. | ||
| I'm going to let that sit wide open. | ||
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I'm worried about how you are going to take some of the information directly. | |
| Great, great, great, great. | ||
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It's a good thing I'm allowed to walk on this show and I don't have to wear headphones. | |
| I can scream over there. | ||
| It's a fucking fart. | ||
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If I walk to me and leave, you can just clip it out. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
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Just as long as we don't do any more Joe Arpaio shit I'll do. | |
| Bad news! | ||
| No! | ||
| Joe Arpaio is in the mix. | ||
| But we're not going to be talking about it. | ||
| So today, Jordan, you have no idea what we're going to be covering. | ||
| No fucking clue. | ||
| It's been incredibly difficult not to tell you. | ||
| For the last week since we found out that we're going to be doing this show live, I have been trying to find an episode. | ||
| That would work. | ||
| That would be really fun, that we could all have a good time with. | ||
| I went back to every April 1st, every April Fool's Day, I listened to every Alex Jones birthday show. | ||
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Maybe he broke on his birthday. | |
| Right, right, right. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
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Or at least it's over. | |
| Yeah, over. | ||
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Or super esoteric. | |
| Every time he ages another year, he's like, man, I don't know if the universe is real. | ||
| He turned 40 a couple years ago, wow, this is going to be adaptive weirdness. | ||
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He just had Dr. Group on and they were like, it was weird. | |
| For those of you who don't know, Dr. Group is Alex Jones's kind of a tractor friend who he pretends is a doctor. | ||
| So Jordan, today what we're going to be going over is March 1st and 2nd of 2012. | ||
| Say that for say. | ||
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Nope. | |
| Do you know what happened March 1st of 2012? | ||
| Of course I know. | ||
| Does anybody have any idea? | ||
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Oh shit, we need to do fucking crowd work during the podcast, so that's good shit. | |
| That's terrible. | ||
| Okay, that's a good point, that's a good point. | ||
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Yeah, 3-1-12, we could forget. | |
| 3-1-12! | ||
| It's like 3-11, but one higher. | ||
| No, nope, I'm out, I'm out. | ||
| I'm also out. | ||
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Well, let's find out what happened on March 1st. | |
| Here, play clip number one. | ||
| It is in June. | ||
| Caesar's life that we gained the term, "Beware the Ides of March." And it was William Shakespeare who inculcated that into his famous play, "Joyous Caesar." "Beware the Ides of March." Andrew Reitbart is dead. | ||
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Yes! | |
| Yes! | ||
| That he was going to die. | ||
| In February, just last month, that he would soon release footage of Obama in college. | ||
| Damning footage. | ||
| And expose him as a confirmed Marxist in college. | ||
| So, um, that's what happened. | ||
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That's what happened. | |
| Breitbart died. | ||
| Andrew Breitbart. | ||
| This is the episode where Breitbart died. | ||
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What do you know about Andrew Breitbart and his passing? | |
| Well, he's a hero. | ||
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Sure. | |
| What? | ||
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Sure. | |
| Okay. | ||
| In hindsight, kind of. | ||
| I mean, he's a shithead, but... | ||
| You're going to need to explain that a lot better. | ||
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Well... | |
| I think he was always super anti-Trump, and if he hadn't have died, there's no chance that Breitbart would have been in favor of Trump running for president. | ||
| Like, there's a weird thing that happened after he died, that Breitbart became, like, a very different website than it was before. | ||
| It was terrible before, don't get me wrong. | ||
| I'm not in favor of it, but it was not the same thing. | ||
| Um, that it was. | ||
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I don't know anything about Breitbart. | |
| I've never, I've never... | ||
| I'm curiously close to calling them a reasonable. | ||
| Why would I go, why would I go to Breitbart? | ||
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Um, so... | |
| Like pre- or post-Bannon. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's from Steve Bannon that we get the phrase, "Be wary of the eyes of March." That's true, that's the fact. | ||
| So in that clip, you heard, Alex Jones is very clearly trying to put some of the blame. | ||
| For Breitbart's death on Barack Obama. | ||
| Yes, Barack Obama. | ||
| That's definitely the implication that he's writing. | ||
| You really don't know anything about Breitbart's death? | ||
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No. | |
| Get this, I know everything about Breitbart's death. | ||
| You could have just read the note that said, "Call Larry Nicholson." So, on February 29th, Andrew Breitbart went out for dinner. | ||
| February 29th, by the way, Leap Eater. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
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Not that interesting. | |
| Not that interesting. | ||
| By the way, he said to everybody who's wondering, there's no hard end of this podcast. | ||
| This could go for three hours. | ||
| And you don't want to be here at one and a half? | ||
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Good on you. | |
| So, on February 29th, David Breitbart went out for dinner, and he had some wine at a restaurant called The Breadwood, right? | ||
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Of course. | |
| He was hanging out there, he gets into some conversations with some people there, and about 11.30 or so in the evening, he decides to leave, and on his walk home, he falls over and dies on a sidewalk. | ||
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Natural. | |
| There was a witness, and the witness said that he was walking alone, and that there was nothing weird. | ||
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About it. | |
| Someone else called the paramedics. | ||
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They came and they showed up. | |
| So Seth Rich killed him. | ||
| Oh, totally. | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| It's an Ouroboros. | ||
| Democrat murderers. | ||
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Right. | |
| So the witness who saw him collapse said that his face was like really bright red. | ||
| Which has led a bunch of people to suspect it was arsenic poisoning. | ||
| Okay. | ||
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Alright. | |
| We'll get back to that one. | ||
| We'll get back to that one. | ||
| The results of the autopsy. | ||
| It was palladium poisoning. | ||
| So the paramedics show up and they take him to Ronald Reagan Hospital. | ||
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Ironic. | |
| But it didn't help at all, and Andrew Whitehart was pronounced dead at 12:19 a.m. the next morning. | ||
| A lot of conspiracy theories have gone around about it, saying that it was murder. | ||
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Alex Jones' version is the dirt worst. | |
| Because he involves ray guns and what have you. | ||
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Ray guns! | |
| I believe we'll get into it somehow. | ||
| Breitbart is killed by ray guns! | ||
| Yeah, it's possible. | ||
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Or he's killed because he's developing ray guns. | |
| I'll just lay it out for you. | ||
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Breitbart had a fucking heart attack. | |
| He's fairly clear. | ||
| On March 1st of 2012, LA investigator Mario Sands, by phone, he interviewed Breitbart's wife. | ||
| She related that approximately one year earlier, Andrew Weibart was admitted to Ronald Reagan Hospital, where he had come into the ER, and he complained that he had shortness of breath, and he was diagnosed with congestive heart failure. | ||
| He was held for a few days, and then went home. | ||
| Two weeks prior, he was dead. | ||
| He had a terrible flu, and he complained to his wife that he was under a lot of stress. | ||
| So all of that kind of makes sense. | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| All of that sort of fits the plan. | ||
| Also, I... | ||
| I smelled toast. | ||
| George, what do you think about the idea of a heart that weighs 729 grams? | ||
| How does that reach you? | ||
| Wasn't that a Will Smith movie? | ||
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No, that was a few less grams. | |
| About 729 grams. | ||
| Hey, 21 grams is a normal heart, and then you multiply it like, wait, wait. | ||
| Yeah, that's 721 grams, right? | ||
| I'm not doing fucking congrats. | ||
| The average human heart weighs 250 to 350 grams. | ||
| That's a big heart! | ||
| Andrew Breitbart's heart, when he died, weighs... | ||
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He's the Grinch! | |
| He is the Grinch! | ||
| He is the Grinch! | ||
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His heart proved it 100% better. | |
| Also, they found that he had 60% narrowing of a major coronary vessel and heart failure cells in his lungs. | ||
| Wait, you can have heart failure cells? | ||
| Like cells that are just like... | ||
| Nah. | ||
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Let me be clear. | |
| Fuck this heart. | ||
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Let me be clear. | |
| I'm not a doctor. | ||
| I'm not a doctor. | ||
| I read the autopsy and it said a heart failure cell in quotes. | ||
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And I'm like, I don't know how to do it. | |
| It's a quote? | ||
| It's a quote? | ||
| But it's in the document. | ||
| Heart case. | ||
| I also thought that the autopsy was a little petty. | ||
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Because I have two quotes from it that I found to be a little bit. | |
| The first was: He was a large and overweight male. | ||
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Judgement. | |
| Alright, don't match it. | ||
| The other one was, the testes are in the scrotum and are unremarkable. | ||
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It looks like a penis-a-living spot. | |
| Come on, man. | ||
| I've got to share my nuts for all this. | ||
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What are you going to say? | |
| Great balls. | ||
| Great balls. | ||
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They're worth the best. | |
| I was texting with a doctor about that, but I thought they were shooting me, and he's like, "Well, it's worse if they are remarkable!" I'm like, "Fuck you!" No, I get that, O.T. I'm a friend! | ||
| A doctor friend isn't fun. | ||
| So anyway, also, there's a full toxicology report, there's no signs of arsenic, there's nothing. | ||
| They did a full screen of his hair, his blood, everything. | ||
| Hair? | ||
| Unremarkable. | ||
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Hair, gray, and weird. | |
| And that's me talking. | ||
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Alright, alright, alright. | |
| Also, his father-in-law, the comic actor and conservative activist Orson Bean. | ||
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I didn't know that. | |
| That's weird, Mr. Bean. | ||
| No, not well. | ||
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Technically, it's... | |
| It's actually Orson Willis playing Mr. Bean. | ||
| Perfect. | ||
| The two of them narrowed together. | ||
| With their cold, sad eyes. | ||
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He reported after he died... | |
| I thought I could drink when I came to Tulane. | ||
| I had some hard and fast rules to prevent becoming an alcoholic, such as don't drink during sunlight hours. | ||
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What? | |
| By the end of my time at Twain, I was going to bed so early in the morning and waking up so early in the afternoon that this rule was almost impossible to break. | ||
| To finish the quote, thank god I wasn't developing a drinking program. | ||
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And my bubbles are number of hearts. | |
| Yeah, man. | ||
| It's a weird thing to put in his own autobiography. | ||
| In his autobiography, he also mentions growing into his fraternity brothers, Hollywood made an image of him as he got older. | ||
| The image was of a heartless, protein-fueled man of a thousand lovers. | ||
| Also, on the day of his death... | ||
| March 1st, 2012, Anthony Cumia got on his radio show and said, "I went out drinking with him, and oh boy, he just partied." He likes to stay awake. | ||
| That's all I'll say. | ||
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Andrew Breitbart died of a heart attack and a shit ton of cocaine. | |
| Shit ton of cocaine. | ||
| Other friends insist that it's possible that he was taking a ton of Adderall, and that is possible. | ||
| It can precipitate our texts in the same way when you have an underlying condition. | ||
| That's entirely possible. | ||
| One of Breitbart's friends had this to say. | ||
| He had hung out with him towards the end of his life. | ||
| He said, the last few times we hung out, he was running a million miles an hour. | ||
| His whole disposition had really changed. | ||
| He was charged up and angry and relentless. | ||
| He was missing his shoelaces. | ||
| And his hair was on ice. | ||
| Where did his shoelaces go? | ||
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He spent the night lecturing me and going off on these endless tangents. | |
| It was like he'd become another person. | ||
| Yeah, he was like... | ||
| Where did my shoelaces go? | ||
| Look, my friend that I knew was never concerned about shoelaces. | ||
| This guy was totally every day. | ||
| So all this is to say that Andrew Bradford was a loser. | ||
| I'd like to partake in cocaine. | ||
| And had a heart attack that was really bad a year before he died. | ||
| And had a 60% narrowing of what the main arteries taste like. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And his heart was twice the size it should have been when it died. | ||
| And all of these facts lead you to conclude it's arsenic. | ||
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It's gotta be something fishy. | |
| Right. | ||
| Let's get to clip two. | ||
| Rockmark was going after them, and he is, of course, dead now. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Yep. | ||
| And the media shames. | ||
| Well, the L.A. conscience is natural. | ||
| Natural causes, I want to tell you that. | ||
| He had a few heart issues, and he was walking along, and fell down, went to the hospital, and went down. | ||
| And we want to tell you, just a few hours into it, no autopsy, no nothing, he died. | ||
| Natural causes. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So, that's fun. | ||
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Why is this such a huge bug? | |
| Well, they did the autopsy the day he came into the hospital all night. | ||
| The autopsy hasn't happened. | ||
| They're going to want to tell you this. | ||
| Pause. | ||
| I mean, this is one of those things where people like Alex Jones know you've got to make hay while the sun shines. | ||
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He knows the autopsy's going to come out eventually. | |
| And when it does come out, all his marriage is busted. | ||
| So he's got to play them hard as fast as he can. | ||
| And so in that clip there, he's saying that the media... | ||
| THE MEDIA! | ||
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They rushed out and they said it was natural causes. | |
| What do you think about that? | ||
| It's probably natural causes. | ||
| I'd like to tell you what the LA chief coroner investigator Craig Harvey said. | ||
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Unremarkable balls. | |
| It was impressive. | ||
| It was a weird open wire to a press conference. | ||
| It's so weird that so many people said that. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| I reached for comment. | ||
| Everyone just said, balls? | ||
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Fine. | |
| All right. | ||
| So, he explained that the determination of natural causes is "merely a non-forensic evaluation of a person's death, meaning that the body has nothing externally visible that would lead them to believe that the death was caused by blunt force trauma, a stab wound, or so on." That's what preliminary writing for natural causes is. | ||
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Dying of natural causes means there's no holes in his body. | |
| Now, I'm obsessive. | ||
| So I decided to find the L.A. Times article that Alex Jones was talking about. | ||
| Of course, of course. | ||
| And it turns out that the L.A. Times article, I will quote you from it, says, Andrew passed away unexpectedly for natural causes shortly after midnight this morning in Los Angeles. | ||
| BreakBart.com says. | ||
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He says, don't ever think of BreakBart.com. | |
| And I was just like, no, no, no, no, fuck that. | ||
| I bet it's Jesus. | ||
| I searched far and wide. | ||
| And he... | ||
| Every single thing that says natural causes links back to Breitbart's announcement. | ||
| Breitbart.com is the beginning of the natural causes. | ||
| Controlled opposition! | ||
| Now granted, this is one of the times, a few times, that Breitbart's got the story right. | ||
| But unfortunately, Alex Jones is playing in the LA Times for this. | ||
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I don't know. | |
| How do you feel right now? | ||
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Um, man, it's tough that we can't smoke in here. | |
| Yeah, I know. | ||
| That's sort of one of our go-tos. | ||
| Okay, so if Breitbart.com says that he died of natural causes. | ||
| Which they did. | ||
| And then Alex is referencing the LA Times story that says Breitbart.com said that he died of natural causes. | ||
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What possible thing could Alex have to say? | |
| Breitbart has been infiltrated. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Alright, alright. | ||
| Now you're teasing the breadboard as infiltrated. | ||
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Okay, okay. | |
| Um, Jordan, would you like to go to the next clip? | ||
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Infiltrated by who? | |
| Would you like to go to the next clip, or would you like to hear a commercial? | ||
| I would hear a commercial. | ||
| Alright, let's go to the first commercial. | ||
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That's what it sounds like when a burglar kicks in the door of a dark house that looks like milkman is home. | |
| Look, you're going to be the next target. | ||
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Make it look like someone is home watching television with fake TV. | |
| Fake TV is a small electron. | ||
| What? | ||
| What? | ||
| Fake TV? | ||
| Fake TV! | ||
| Fake TV? | ||
| What about just real TV? | ||
| Who knows? | ||
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Too much energy going into it. | |
| Plug another thing in! | ||
| I also... | ||
| Do you know where you can light your guns? | ||
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Fake TVs. | |
| Fake TVs? | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Also, spoiler alert, I think my neighbor has a fake TV. | ||
| I did not know if that was a real thing until I was listening to this episode like... | ||
| It's like mattresses. | ||
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Once you know you're looking for a mattress, you see them fucking everywhere. | |
| I'm always looking for fake TVs now. | ||
| So in this next clip, Alex Jones is trying to talk about how everything is fake in the world. | ||
| I believe he's talking specifically about the seven salmon bombers in London. | ||
| But then something really fun happens. | ||
| And let's just enjoy it. | ||
| Let's go, clip three. | ||
| Air Marshals, they can give you a real bomb, especially if you're a muscle. | ||
| Don't ever do that. | ||
| I know they've got muscle air marshals on it. | ||
| Put it on the plane, blow it up, and then just take you off the roster that you've ever done on the plane, and they'll just have some cutout with a fake muscle man and put it out on the news. | ||
| I mean, that's how they do it. | ||
| We know the 7 '7 guys. | ||
| Man, I got some cracker jacks out there. | ||
| right now. | ||
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Oh, oh. | |
| Oh. | ||
| We got all that happening. | ||
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Closed. | |
| Closed. | ||
| All of them got really insane. | ||
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Yep, yep. | |
| We got all these headlines. | ||
| We got all these headlines. | ||
| You're so distracted by every ever jackie. | ||
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Just grabbed it. | |
| It's so funny, the video too is in there. | ||
| That's funny! | ||
| He's like... | ||
| He grabs a bottle of water. | ||
| There it is. | ||
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It's a nice day. | |
| We've got all these headlines going on. | ||
| Honestly, that's my favorite Alex Jones. | ||
| I thought it was Esoteric Alex Jones. | ||
| No, it's Primal Jack in the Road. | ||
| It's a very specific Alex Jones, but I love it. | ||
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I love it. | |
| It's the first time we've heard of him, I believe. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So, in this next clip... | ||
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Are you allowed to explain the research that you've done on Cracker Jacks? | |
| Ladies and gentlemen, 17,325 people are killed every year by Cracker Jacks. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
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Is that true? | |
| No. | ||
| I was just saying, the amount of research you do is that at this point, everybody here is like, yeah, you probably did a lot of work to figure that out. | ||
| I would say that I'm not in the business of doing unnecessary PSAs. | ||
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Although, seriously, true. | |
| So in this next clip, Alex does one of the things that he does the best, and that is try and turn the story into something kind of about himself. | ||
| So let's hear clip number four. | ||
| Okay, I didn't scratch the surface, but I'm going to get into the Andrew Reitbart situation on the other side. | ||
| And it's funny, I never thought to get him on the show, and we were lining him up the show about three weeks ago, and it was going to happen. | ||
| I guess it won't happen. | ||
| Mark Mark's Acorn videos with James O 'Keefe, all that nonsense, came out in like 2009. | ||
| It's been three years since then. | ||
| He's had every opportunity in the break, right? | ||
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Hey, Frank, are we going away? | |
| They couldn't get the scheduling right. | ||
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They couldn't get the scheduling right. | |
| I just love the I guess. | ||
| I guess we're not going to do it now. | ||
| We're going to have David Bowie on here. | ||
| David Jones! | ||
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David Jones! | |
| That's right. | ||
| I heard David Bowie died. | ||
| I hope my dad never does. | ||
| I hope my dad never does. | ||
| That's some nonsense, Rick. | ||
| A couple people don't understand. | ||
| Um, so in this next clip, Alex Jones gives his best evidence that he has that Andrew Breitbart was murdered. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Okay. | ||
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It's... | |
| I'm in! | ||
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What is it? | |
| Okay. | ||
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I don't want to hear this. | |
| I'll hear this. | ||
| Start clip number five. | ||
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Let's go. | |
| I think the LA Times has got the latest info and it shits. | ||
| Dead of natural causes, but the case is ongoing, and they don't know why he died. | ||
| But maybe it was his heart. | ||
| Well, that isn't case closed. | ||
| Dead of natural causes, they don't know yet. | ||
| I know the law, the medical examiner, the coroner. | ||
| I know the law! | ||
| Has to at least come and sign off on that, and they've not signed off yet. | ||
| So, that suspicion's right there. | ||
| That out of the gates... | ||
| Pull a surprise where, coming out with a new book, exposing government drug dealing, Gary Webb shoots himself twice in the head, and within hours of it coming out, it's open and shut. | ||
| The police say he committed suicide. | ||
| Open and shut with a D.C. madam, who said she was being followed and being threatened. | ||
| I called and talked to the condo manager, where she'd lived for over a decade, and said that's not her handwriting on the image. | ||
| And it wasn't. | ||
| It wasn't even close. | ||
| I mean, why? | ||
| If I'm found hanging in a shed, folks, and the handwriting doesn't even look like me... | ||
| It's a heart attack. | ||
| ...doesn't even look like my handwriting, for heaven's sakes, I want multiple autopsies. | ||
| I... | ||
| There's not a big history of hearts having my family. | ||
| Very long-lived. | ||
| Very long-lived. | ||
| The women are dealing with 103, 105. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Of course. | ||
| Get it straight. | ||
| Nothing's happening to me, okay? | ||
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Nothing! | |
| I want an investigation. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I want a coroner to pronounce me dead. | ||
| Take me apart. | ||
| Sew me back up together. | ||
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I want another coroner to do it again. | |
| I want multiple autopsies. | ||
| I just want a fucking parade of autopsies. | ||
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I want people to do so many autopsies that by the end of it, it means nothing. | |
| I want to have an open casket in the room and let everybody walking by does an autopsy on me as they go around. | ||
| This clip is the first time that Alex Jones is really indicating that I think he's sad that he didn't get killed. | ||
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I really think that, like... | |
| I mean, Breitbart died of a heart attack because he was a heart boozer. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| He took cocaine and, you know... | ||
| Because he did all the stuff. | ||
| He did all the stuff for a heart attack. | ||
| But in Alex's mind, he was killed for being too right. | ||
| And Alex is super jealous about that. | ||
| He is like, "I wish someone would fucking try and kill me." And that's going to keep going throughout this episode. | ||
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But, Jordan, I want to talk to you about Gary Webb and the B.C. Madam. | |
| What do you know about these fellas? | ||
| I remember the B.C. Madam. | ||
| She had a book. | ||
| Alright, let's start with her. | ||
| The book was a big deal. | ||
| She did? | ||
| No, she didn't have a book. | ||
| I thought she had a book. | ||
| She had a bunch of... | ||
| Was that House of Cards? | ||
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What? | |
| I don't know. | ||
| What are you saying? | ||
| You're blowing fiction? | ||
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I've been listening to too much Alex Jones with you. | |
| So this is about Debra Jean Pupfrey. | ||
| You're aware of this lady? | ||
| Uh, no. | ||
| She was a high-powered madam in D.C. And, uh, allegedly she had on her phone number list, uh, from all the people that she had sent. | ||
| That's like a book. | ||
| Yeah, it's kind of like a book. | ||
| It's kind of like a book. | ||
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Um, she had a bunch of, like, really powerful people in there. | |
| Right. | ||
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And powerful people would kill her to shut her up and what have you. | |
| Did they? | ||
| Uh, no. | ||
| She hung herself. | ||
| It was deemed a suicide. | ||
| It was pretty close after she was convicted of racketeering, using the mail for illegal purposes, and money laundering. | ||
| Using the mail for illegal purposes. | ||
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Like the postal service. | |
| Yeah, she sent a lot of letters. | ||
| She was a spare. | ||
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Let's do it. | |
| She was a junk bag. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
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She used the band for the postal service. | |
| Okay. | ||
| Alright, I gotcha, I gotcha. | ||
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I thought Art could also just be a generalized "the male." Like in Alex Jones' world, that's just "the male." My friend, she committed a male fraud and money laundering. | |
| They didn't even get her on the pinball. | ||
| Do you mean she didn't even press that charge? | ||
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Do you mean she pretended to be a man? | |
| Is that right? | ||
| She's male fraud! | ||
| So she was facing five to six years as a sentence, realistically, but the maximum sentence she could have gotten was much higher. | ||
| She's only going to do a nickel? | ||
| She was arrested previously in 1990 for pimping, pandering, and extortion, and instead of going to prison... | ||
| That's a great thing to be right, because it has a ring to it! | ||
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Like, when you're getting a ring, they're going to be like... | |
| Alright, we got pimping, pandering, extortion. | ||
| Like, that sounds good. | ||
| I like it. | ||
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That's what I want to be brought up on. | |
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| I was trying to figure out a way to make a rap lyric where I rap abortion with extortion. | ||
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That was going to be rough. | |
| I was saying, I'm against abortion. | ||
| This girl got pinned for extortion. | ||
| No, that's not going to go well. | ||
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I should not have done that. | |
| No, no, you should have stepped with pimping. | ||
| So, instead of going to prison, she fled to Montana and tried to get to Canada. | ||
| But unfortunately, there's a board there. | ||
| And she was arrested and ended up spending 18 months in prison. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Later, in 2007 or so, she gets caught up in this... | ||
| What was the larger sentence? | ||
| Was it for the pimping, the pandering, or the extortion? | ||
| God will imagine extortion is the more important one. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I feel like pandering is a really bad crime. | ||
| If that's the case, the entire Chicago comedy scene was about to go back. | ||
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Yes! | |
| Yay! | ||
| We're all doing six months! | ||
| Yes! | ||
| Myself included, because I said that. | ||
| So, around 2007 or so, she had caught up in another case. | ||
| She caught up in another case! | ||
| And in the middle of it, one of her employees, a lady by the name of Brandy Britton, hung herself. | ||
| She hung herself in 2007, in the middle of this investigation into their operation. | ||
| In response, Deborah Palfrey, the DC madam, said, Quote, I guess I'm made of something that Brandy Britton wasn't made of. | ||
| Which is a shitty quote. | ||
| Ironic, especially considering that later she hangs herself. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Oh, boy. | ||
| When she made this quote, when she said this, it was before she was convicted. | ||
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That was April 15th. | |
| It was before she hung herself. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So, there's an article in Time Magazine from May 1st, 2008 about her, and it says, quote, She wasn't going to jail. | ||
| She told me that very clearly. | ||
| She told me she would commit suicide, author Dan Moldea told Time, soon after news broke of her body being found in Tartan Springs, Florida. | ||
| Palfrey contacted Moldea last year to provide her help writing a book. | ||
| Quote, she had done Time once before for prostitution, Moldea recalls, and it damn near killed her. | ||
| She said there was enormous stress that made her sick. | ||
| She couldn't take it, and she was not going to let that happen to her again. | ||
| The last time he saw Paul Freed in person was less than a week before her conviction for prostitution charges on April 15th. | ||
| A friend I met with Jean, and we had sushi near the courtroom, he said. | ||
| She was upbeat and hopeful. | ||
| She felt the prosecution had not made the case, and she was going to walk. | ||
| She was hopeful to the end. | ||
| But when the jury came in with her conviction, she reportedly was taken aback. | ||
| When I heard that, I knew. | ||
| For her, it was over. | ||
| There was no question in my mind that she took her own life. | ||
| So, Alex Jones had her on, um, a couple times, during the trial. | ||
| And he kept asking her, like, badgering her. | ||
| Wait, the DC man went on InfoWars? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| I did not know that. | ||
| And he kept badgering her, like, are you gonna kill yourself? | ||
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No way. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Which he does to people a lot. | ||
| It's kind of like, what? | ||
| It's rude, for sure. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, are you gonna kill yourself? | ||
| I love you, don't kill yourself. | ||
| What are you? | ||
| Do it on there. | ||
| Do it on there. | ||
| It's a great radio. | ||
| You are going to kill yourself. | ||
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It's like a big deal out of it. | |
| He always represents the quote that she said on the show, and so does everyone else. | ||
| Every conspiracy theorist who talks about this quotes the appearance that she had on Alex Jones' show, and they say, I will never kill myself. | ||
| And that's not what she said. | ||
| He kept asking her, and she kept saying, I'm not planning on killing myself. | ||
| Which is very different, because that was before she got charged with possibly 55 years in prison. | ||
| That's a long time in prison. | ||
| And I'm all for pandering? | ||
| No, this is... | ||
| Oh, this is a different thing. | ||
| This is straight up prostitution and money blogger in June. | ||
| So, G, straight up on herself. | ||
| That stuff is a lot of nonsense. | ||
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So how it's using that as an example is crazy. | |
| And then we've got Gary Webb. | ||
| Who's Gary Webb? | ||
| You remember Gary Webb? | ||
| Does anyone know Gary Webb? | ||
| Personally. | ||
| That's awesome! | ||
| Gary Webb was the guy who wrote the book Dark Alliance. | ||
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He was the guy who came out with stories of... | |
| Sounds like a great fantasy novel. | ||
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Oh, I'm sure. | |
| I bet that's amazing. | ||
| So it's a book about trolls that work with the controversy in Nicaragua. | ||
| Yeah, right. | ||
| Soft rice. | ||
| Soft rice. | ||
| Dark elves. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Time turns into a fantasy mouse. | ||
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Yeah, we don't need control. | |
| He wrote a book about how the CIA was working with the Contras in Nicaragua to create the crack in cocaine epidemics that happened in LA. | ||
| And he was found dead with two gunshots in the head and that it was deemed a suicide. | ||
| What do you think about that? | ||
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How do you kill yourself with two gunshots? | |
| Let me be clear, before you ask that question, I'd like to give you a chance to retract it. | ||
| Because it's a stupid question. | ||
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I feel like you've made me feel very emasculated. | |
| You feel like my balls are very unremarkable right now. | ||
| Contrary to popular belief, suicide by multiple gunshot wounds is pretty dominant. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| That happens in like 3 to 5% of the people who shoot. | ||
| That's not very common. | ||
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But I mean, that's more common than you would expect. | |
| So wait, is it like rigor mortis where you die, but you also squeeze the trigger still? | ||
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Or is it like, fuck, oh goddammit, I'm sorry. | |
| Okay, there we go. | ||
| It turns out if you don't pierce the cerebrum, then you'd probably still have motor function for a while to be able to do something else. | ||
| Which I would assume your first thing to do would do it again. | ||
| Make a sandwich. | ||
| Let's try this again. | ||
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Alright. | |
| For anybody who's at all confused about the idea of surviving a headshot, just think about Abraham Lincoln. | ||
| He got shot point blank in the head and didn't die until like nine hours later. | ||
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Yeah, but that was when guns were like... | |
| Like, you would shoot a gun, and it was like, you spent an hour trying to load it, and you were an actor. | ||
| So you don't, like, you've only ever shot, like, a pretend gun. | ||
| So you pointed at his head, and he's Abraham Lincoln. | ||
| His head is eight feet long. | ||
| So when you're trying to shoot this eight-foot-long-headed man at his fucking top hat, you don't even remember his head begins or ends. | ||
| Jordan, you have a lot of song here. | ||
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Am I? | |
| It's good jokes. | ||
| Am I having fun? | ||
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*laughs* | |
| History reflects the shaman Lincoln's head as being pretty good. | ||
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Laughter Like, you made a way through points. | |
| So you're saying the autopsy ran? | ||
| Pretty good headshot. | ||
| Not a bad one. | ||
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Not a bad one. | |
| The testes are remarkable. | ||
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Too tall. | |
| Too tall. | ||
| So, Gary Webb did write this book, a series of articles in the paper about the CIA running cocaine and crack and trying to create this thing where you destroy Los Angeles or whatever. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| It's a real Mark Richard shit. | ||
| That happened eight years before he committed suicide. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So, the idea of it being retribution is a little cold. | ||
| You know, the idea that, like, eight years, and then mysteriously shoot him twice in the head? | ||
| It seems like literally the worst plan. | ||
| He committed the perfect murder? | ||
| Possibly. | ||
| It took a long time to plan, but he nailed it. | ||
| Also, his ex-wife Sue Webb discounted theories of his murder on Tuesday. | ||
| Well, of course she did. | ||
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She was the one who did. | |
| She said that the 49-year-old Webb had been distraught for some time over his inability to get a job in another major newspaper. | ||
| Because he hadn't come out with scoops in a while. | ||
| He was notoriously very difficult to work with. | ||
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Right. | |
| The way he was acting, it would be hard for me to believe it was anything but suicide, Bell says his wife. | ||
| She said that before he died, Webb wrote and mailed notes to family members and placed his baby shoes in his mother's shed. | ||
| You're very sweet. | ||
| I don't have baby shoes. | ||
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Very subtle. | |
| If I committed suicide, my mom would have no shoes in the shed. | ||
| I'm not sure she has a shed. | ||
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Or shoes. | |
| She has a shed. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| I can report confidently my mom has a shed. | ||
| The shortest, saddest story in history is an advertisement that says, baby shoes, shed, James Webb killed himself. | ||
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Right? | |
| That's the one, right? | ||
| So it gets more damning in terms of the idea that he was murdered. | ||
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Webb had paid for his own cremation earlier in the year. | |
| And then Webb... | ||
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Well, I mean, you just want to make sure that you're prepared. | |
| Some people buy life insurance, some people buy free. | ||
| Burn me! | ||
| Burn me, burn me! | ||
| So also, he had named his wife Belle. | ||
| Months ago, before he had died, just a year and a month, he made her be sold by the fishery of his money. | ||
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Like, that's just buying an Amazon gift card, paying for your own cremation and things. | |
| Like, you just, yeah, yeah, yeah, you just want to make sure that you're prepared whenever you need it. | ||
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You can give it to anybody. | |
| He, uh, he sold his house last week because he could no longer afford the mortgage and he was upset that his motorcycle had been sold. | ||
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He spent all that money on that cremation! | |
| That's just bad planning! | ||
| That is a time-old. | ||
| He also had apparently laid out his driver's license in front of him before taking his father's.38 caliber pistol, which he kept in his nightstand to shoot him in the head. | ||
| Coroner Robert Lyons said his office had been swamped with coals. | ||
| It's unusual in a suicide case to have two shots, he said. | ||
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But it's been done and passed, and it's in fact a distinct possibility. | |
| And again, let's remember Abraham Lincoln for a while. | ||
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Yes, let's remember. | |
| On this President's Day, let's remember what? | ||
| If you want to get into the scholastic journalistic career of Gary Webb, he's been sued. | ||
| So many times. | ||
| No, misreporting of stuff. | ||
| The Cleveland plane dealer that he worked with at the time, the paper had to settle two lawsuits. | ||
| One of them had released a $13.6 million libel award to a sports reporter who, Mr. Webb wrote, paid himself money from an auto race. | ||
| He just had stories that weren't really, didn't really get to the bottom of stuff. | ||
| He just got an idea and kind of ran with it. | ||
| He got sued a lot. | ||
| And his editor had this to say, The zeal that helped Matt Gary, a relentless reporter, was coupled with an inability to question himself, to entertain the notion that he might have erred. | ||
| His other editor, his first editor, Scott Herbold, said this, Gary Webb was a journalist of outsized talent. | ||
| Few reporters I've known could match his nose for an investigative story. | ||
| When he was engaged... | ||
| Now, admittedly, you made them all up. | ||
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Some of them. | |
| When he was engaged, he worked hard. | ||
| He wrote well. | ||
| But Webb had one huge blindside. | ||
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He was fundamentally a man of passion, not of fairness. | |
| When facts didn't fit his theory, he tended to shove them to the sidelines. | ||
| And this comes down to, like... | ||
| He was right. | ||
| Big picture about the CIA and the drug writing and stuff like that. | ||
| But his reporting was so terrible that it invalidates everything he wrote. | ||
| All the stuff that we've learned about the CIA and the contras and stuff like that, all of that came out after, and it's probably thanks to him existing, but it's not based on the articles he wrote. | ||
| Because they have been thoroughly discredited. | ||
| That's interesting. | ||
| And for that reason, there's no reason anyone would need to murder him eight years after he's published all of this stuff. | ||
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It makes no sense. | |
| So, Alex Jones' conception of Andrew Breitbart's murder is like, "Hey, they did it to the DC Mountain, they did it to Gary Webb!" Clearly, both of these are suicides. | ||
| They're just real weird. | ||
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You know... | |
| And they're being lied about. | ||
| Dan, I wanna believe. | ||
| Who are you, Fox Mulder? | ||
| Okay, so let's entertain this possibility. | ||
| Gary Webb. | ||
| Are you going to be the Cracker Jack in my throat? | ||
| I'm just saying. | ||
| Gary Webb. | ||
| Shot two times in the head. | ||
| I assume, tempo-wise? | ||
| Yeah, it was. | ||
| Like, do we know? | ||
| Yeah, it was in the head. | ||
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To quote Captain Jack, bang, bang! | |
| Alright, so, he shot two times in the head. | ||
| Obviously, this is murder. | ||
| Yeah, the DC Madden. | ||
| Is this around the same time? | ||
| Like, what timeline are we talking about here? | ||
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The DC Madden was in, like, 2007. | |
| No, what was that? | ||
| Yeah, it was, like, 2007. | ||
| So it was about a year before Alex Jones' live right now. | ||
| Okay, all right. | ||
| Wait, I thought we were in 2012. | ||
| There you go, yeah, you're right. | ||
| 2008 was when Andrew Breitbart did something of importance. | ||
| Right, and the DC Mavoc killers. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So we're a couple years after that. | ||
| Holy shit, why are you trying to establish a timeline? | ||
| I'm just saying that if we're going to work this out, my first thought is Alex Jones is serial killing all of these people. | ||
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He's going from one to the next to make his narrative square. | |
| Gary Webb, two shots from the net. | ||
| What do we know about- He does review himself a lot. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| So let's move on. | ||
| Let's get through some of this. | ||
| The next clip. | ||
| Guys, Alex Jones is going to quote someone that I've met in my life. | ||
| I don't remember if you have or not, but he's a dickhole. | ||
| Here's clip six. | ||
| I get death threats all the time. | ||
| You know, man cow. | ||
| Eric Muller said me. | ||
| You're next, buddy. | ||
| Yeah, well, that's not funny, man-cow. | ||
| He's pretty freaked out. | ||
| So he was a great guy. | ||
| So we were just calling him. | ||
| It looked like it was going to happen. | ||
| And now, he's dead. | ||
| Man-cow's dead? | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
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I want to get that's-not-funny-man-cow tattooed on my arm. | |
| I don't believe he's unused to hear it. | ||
| So Mancow, here it goes. | ||
| What do you mean you couldn't get on Mancow? | ||
| We could both get on Mancow tomorrow. | ||
| I don't know about tomorrow. | ||
| It'd be funny. | ||
| He and I could not get on. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| I think he would not let me back on. | ||
| He's a pile of shit. | ||
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Oh boy, is he. | |
| Is he still in Chicago? | ||
| Oh yeah. | ||
| Yeah, he's still in Chicago. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| He's next to him. | ||
| He's an opera cast member at the same place I don't think I'm in. | ||
| Okay, see ya. | ||
| Let's get into it! | ||
| I hope he fucking kills himself, I don't care. | ||
| How long is DC Madden's himself? | ||
| Wait, everyone's got a drink, George just wished death on someone. | ||
| So in this next clip, I have a bunch of research. | ||
| That I'm going to just entirely ignore because I've been talking way too much. | ||
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I like that this situation keeps me from putting the mic down. | |
| I just have to leave. | ||
| Jordan, walk it off! | ||
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Alright, so let's get into this next clip. | |
| Number seven. | ||
| That's like Princess Diana. | ||
| Her diary and a video that was confiscated by Scotland Yard. | ||
| This is all in the mainstream history years ago. | ||
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What? | |
| Here's everything. | ||
| It all came out. | ||
| Told her, "Butler, everybody." Her butler's the one that blew the whistle. | ||
| Her assistant knows what the butler is. | ||
| She told him she shot a video with a professional line and everything saying, "Prince Charles told me, 'If I marry this guy, I will die in a safe auto accident.' 'Cause Charles obviously talked to his hotel people. | ||
| That's how they like it. | ||
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That's the only specific thing to say! | |
| Drug you, put you in a vehicle, smash a truck into it, and then that happens until you're killing away the hospital. | ||
| Control the car, wait until you're going fast, steer you into a tylon. | ||
| That's gone off for decades. | ||
| That's actually declassified. | ||
| Too tough. | ||
| They throw a truck into him. | ||
| This has all been leaked as well. | ||
| It's called overkill. | ||
| A big bolt to break his neck. | ||
| He didn't break his neck because he's as strong as a horse. | ||
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And they pointed him. | |
| Well, that's what they do. | ||
| They slam a truck into you. | ||
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This is what they do. | |
| I'm not aggressive. | ||
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You are. | |
| I'm wearing my seatbelt. | ||
| I'm not here, but my car is in a cell cell. | ||
| Okay, I've been killed. | ||
| I've been killed. | ||
| A lot of the ambulance takes an hour to get there. | ||
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I'm going to get around and see fighting my witnesses. | |
| They went and killed her in the back of that car. | ||
| They drove around waiting for 45 minutes. | ||
| It was a hospital three minutes away. | ||
| And the brothers were walking. | ||
| And all the cameras turned out five minutes before the rest. | ||
| A video, a letter, a diary and eyewitnesses. | ||
| Do you understand? | ||
| The royals are extremely underage. | ||
| So are you, Alex. | ||
| So extremely underage. | ||
| So extremely underage. | ||
| And that's kind of a syndrome on the face now. | ||
| So... | ||
| So if I understand the plan correctly, they're going to throw a truck into you to kill you. | ||
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But if that doesn't kill you, they're going to kill you in the ambulance along the way. | |
| Just in case. | ||
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Like, couldn't you cut off the middleman? | |
| Anyway, there's this thing called Operation Paget that happened that was in the UK. | ||
| They were like, hey, there's a lot of conspiracy theories about the princess that had his death. | ||
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Let's fucking look into all of them. | |
| That's a fun thing. | ||
| I want that gig. | ||
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I want that gig so bad. | |
| Let me see if I have all the stats here yet. | ||
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They compiled an 832-page record. | |
| It took 14 cops three cues to complete. | ||
| It cost $7.27 million. | ||
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And it dispelled all of the rumors about his stuff. | |
| All of them were bonus. | ||
| Every single thing he said was bullshit. | ||
| Every single... | ||
| And I texted you the other day, and you were very confused why I texted you. | ||
| Hey, Jordan, I'm getting really into princesses. | ||
| Yeah, that was the weird thing to text me. | ||
| That was the weird thing to text me. | ||
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I respect princesses. | |
| Why? | ||
| I still don't think that clip gives you a respect for her. | ||
| I watched a bunch of documentaries about her, and I read her words, and, like, she was amazing! | ||
| She was amazing! | ||
| I don't disagree with you! | ||
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I lived my whole life just thinking she was like, eh, she didn't want to be there. | |
| It's tragic. | ||
| So you have a pre-Diana and post-Diana life now, is what you're saying? | ||
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Yeah, I could live much more true to myself in the post-Diana world. | |
| It's insane. | ||
| She was a prisoner in that hospital. | ||
| That's why you're going to be killed in a fucking ambulance on the way to the hospital. | ||
| You're going to survive that. | ||
| Just to give you a little bit of context of what he was talking about, because I did, like, maybe a day's worth of research on Princess Diana. | ||
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Which might have been a waste of my time. | |
| But, he's completed. | ||
| There's no more Dan sentence to say that I did a day's worth of research on Princess Diana. | ||
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Don't get twisted. | |
| That's the only clip that Richard served. | ||
| Because I kept being like, goddammit, she's fascinating. | ||
| Why didn't everyone tell me about her? | ||
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Everyone told me about her. | |
| I just didn't look into it. | ||
| So what Alex is doing is he's conflating two different things. | ||
| There was a speech coach that she had who was trying to teach her how to give public speeches and what have you. | ||
| And he videotaped her through the speech lessons, and she got fucking wrong. | ||
| Because she was trying to warm up for giving a scripted speech. | ||
| And she started talking about how, like, Prince Charles wouldn't fuck me but once every three weeks. | ||
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That's wrong! | |
| She was wearing a leather suit at the same time? | ||
| She was wrong. | ||
| It is one of the most iconic stand-up specials. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| You go back and view it? | ||
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Very humble-fulbent. | |
| You can't really hear how humble-fulbent is. | ||
| The signs are different! | ||
| This is from Richard Pryor. | ||
| So she talks about how much she hates Camilla and them two. | ||
| It's really very vulnerable and really interesting. | ||
| There's a 2004 documentary called Princess Diana: The Secret Tapes. | ||
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You can find it. | |
| You can watch it. | ||
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It's really amazing. | |
| And Scotland Yard and the king and queen, they were like, "No! | ||
| Don't put this out!" And most of it is because it's fucking embarrassing as shit. | ||
|
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It's really embarrassing. | |
| Right. | ||
| That, like, the whole time I was married to him, I didn't love him. | ||
|
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He was fucking this old broad. | |
| It was just like, it's nuts. | ||
|
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And she talks about how she, like, pushed her stepmom down a staircase when she was young. | |
| That's what? | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Alright. | ||
| Not the queen. | ||
| The other stepmom. | ||
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I get that. | |
| I get that. | ||
| The little queen can be your stepmom and her mother-in-law. | ||
| Oh yeah, that's your point. | ||
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*laughter* Look, I don't come from a broken hole, I'm not broken. | |
| *laughter* | ||
| You're not like the rest of us, Dan. | ||
| Yeah, so what Alex is conflating that with is that after death of her father, Paul Burrell, gave a letter that she allegedly wrote, saying, quote, This particular space in my life is the most dangerous. | ||
| My husband is planning an accident in my car, a breakthrough with failure and serious head injury, in order to make a path clear for him to marry Dickie Lindberg. | ||
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What?! | |
| I fucking love Ray. | ||
| Say that name, say that name 300 times in a row. | ||
| Why don't we text me Potter Beard Ray? | ||
| T.B. Legboard. | ||
| Wait, say it one more thousand times. | ||
| T.B. Legboard. | ||
| Uh, Camilla... | ||
| Camilla is nothing but a decoy, so we're all being used by the name in every sense of the word. | ||
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And this is a letter that she had allegedly given to her potlard. | |
| Right. | ||
| That he didn't see fit to bring out to public until after she died. | ||
|
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Right. | |
| Tiki Lickbork, uh, was the first show. | ||
|
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They never stopped being fired. | |
| So she was the nurse of the police. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| She took care of the police. | ||
| She was the wet nurse. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And the, uh... | ||
| And the regular, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| The caretaker. | ||
| And they never... | ||
| Now we're fucked. | ||
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And now, in 2018, he didn't marry Tiki Bakeworth. | |
| Did you know how she deal with? | ||
| Tiki? | ||
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Yeah! | |
| She's married. | ||
| She's married. | ||
| I know that much. | ||
| I know that she's married. | ||
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So Paul Burrell cannot bless her. | |
| However, in court, he was rebuked by Lord Justice Scott Baker. | ||
| Because Paul had copied these letters. | ||
| There's no way to authenticate them at all, since they're admittedly not in Diana's hand. | ||
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Right. | |
| Also, Paul used the letters and the sensationalism around them to sell a book. | ||
| What a guess. | ||
| Also, in 2004, he was on I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of You. | ||
| Wait, he's a celebrity because... | ||
| He was around Princess Diana. | ||
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Okay, alright. | |
| In 2005, he was on Australia and Princess, which is a reality show. | ||
|
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I just love this dude's career. | |
| I'm not gonna lie. | ||
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Look, he's lying about everything, but I am a huge fan of his. | |
| You're gonna love this. | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| In 2006, he was on a show called Stars and They Rise, which is a show where celebrities do karaoke as other stars. | ||
| And in 2019, we're going to be the star of Ventriloquists, are they? | ||
| Eight stars in their eyes. | ||
| He played Richard Gere in Chicago singing Razzle Pass. | ||
| He has also appeared on three other reality shows. | ||
| Also, the reality of Princess Daniel's death is incredibly tragic. | ||
| If you read Operation Paget, you can find all the truth on it. | ||
| Henry Paul was the driver of the car. | ||
| He was drunk. | ||
| He had a.17 blood alcohol content, and he was driving twice the legal limit. | ||
| All the ideas about Princess Diana being pregnant are completely removed. | ||
| They found blood in the car, and they tested it for pregnancy hormones, and you would absolutely be able to tell if she was pregnant. | ||
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She's not. | |
| And this guy is Paul Burrell, who is also an asshole. | ||
| Um, and probably not to be trusted. | ||
| But even he said that, like, she's not gonna marry Dodi Alvier. | ||
| She's gonna marry someone else. | ||
| Right. | ||
| There was another guy. | ||
| Explain to me why the driver had a 1.7 blood on a level. | ||
| Because he was drinking cocktails at the bar. | ||
| But why would they let him drive? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
|
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Queen! | |
| There's the Queen! | ||
|
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There's the Queen! | |
| I saw the Netflix show The Crown! | ||
|
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It's the Queen! | |
| It's France! | ||
| It's France! | ||
| They let you drive drunk there! | ||
| Anyway, let's get to this next clip, Princess Diablo's Not Murdered. | ||
| In this next clip, we get back to the theme we were discussing earlier, that is Alex Jones is pissed that he's not the one who died. | ||
| Clip 8! | ||
| Oh, it's time to grow up in America. | ||
| And I know what I'm facing. | ||
| I know what I'm facing. | ||
| They don't come to be offering national TV shows anymore. | ||
| I don't get offers anymore. | ||
| They know. | ||
| I'm real. | ||
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I want to build my own system thanks to your support. | |
| Don't cry for me if they kill me. | ||
| Realize they killed me because it was a life worth leading and I didn't cry for human dignity. | ||
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And dedication. | |
| Every day is a nightmare. | ||
| They're their own worst enemies. | ||
| They're going to destroy us. | ||
| If someone doesn't start saying the other one. | ||
| They're going to destroy us. | ||
| They have humorous things Napoleon and Caesar had. | ||
| They're crazy. | ||
| Crows? | ||
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It wasn't crows. | |
| It was crazy. | ||
| If they didn't kill me, who will take my place? | ||
| That's what you've got to understand when I'm going to go over here. | ||
| And for heaven's sakes, don't let them blow my brains out and kill some hooker or something. | ||
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I'm going to fly over here. | |
| I'm going to take my own something outside. | ||
| I'm going to die on a heart attack at 39 or whatever. | ||
| It's bull, okay? | ||
| It's bull. | ||
| Fair enough, it's Alex. | ||
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If Ron Paul dies, he's only 75. If Ron Paul dies, Princess Diana Gilman. | |
| Yeah, so I mean, that is just, I mean, you know, that's just gonna fuck. | ||
| I forgot that clip went that long. | ||
| If Alex dies... | ||
| David Knight killed him. | ||
| You didn't fucking... | ||
| I'll write that down on my... | ||
| Well, I mean, you said it in there. | ||
| If I die, he takes my place. | ||
| Yeah, it was definitely not David Knight. | ||
| There's one heir apparent, and he's boring as shit. | ||
| Princess Di was... | ||
| She was... | ||
| She was alright. | ||
|
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She was probably killed by... | |
| We're on call. | ||
| Probably killed by... | ||
| Classic David Knight. | ||
|
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I think Big Point is on his rope, please. | |
| Let me go to a commercial lake. | ||
|
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Let's hear the next episode. | |
| In a coming apart world, you need something to keep it tied together. | ||
| That something is at wood rope. | ||
|
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The highest quality rope made in the U.S.A. | |
| It's shipyards, towline, or boating. | ||
| Alice is straight up just selling broke. | ||
| You're the best broke. | ||
| The best broke. | ||
| The best broke. | ||
|
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I love how shit his commercials are. | |
| Alex, you're so insane. | ||
|
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Fake TV! | |
| Rope! | ||
| I've got a picture for you. | ||
| Alright, you've got to sell this product. | ||
| Alright, I'm listening. | ||
| Now, have you ever needed a thing to be nearer to a thing? | ||
| Rope. | ||
| Solve it. | ||
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Now, with rope, do you know that you can turn it into a loop? | |
| Best quality rope! | ||
|
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You can turn it into a loop and throw it at something. | |
| Like my ancestors did with candles. | ||
| Do you know what? | ||
|
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I don't know. | |
| What are we going to do more on Rope? | ||
| We've got another 25 minutes to do on Rope. | ||
| We have a lot to do. | ||
| We do have a lot to do. | ||
|
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We're already in two and a half hours, guys. | |
| This will be a podcast later. | ||
| It's fine if you go. | ||
|
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Let's get to the next clip. | |
| This whole thing is supposed to be about Andrew Breitbart and how he is not dead. | ||
| So let's get to the next one. | ||
| Number nine. | ||
| The Breitbart Empire released the video he said the release of Obama. | ||
| If we don't see all this exposed, if we don't see all this brought out, if we see them start backing off, we know that people are being infiltrated. | ||
| You've got to know there's infiltration of them for dead men. | ||
| You've got to know they're under surveillance. | ||
| You've got to know people have been threatened or paid off. | ||
| We better see that video released right now. | ||
| For all of your own safety, you idiots, if anybody inside this organization is a mole, you're going to be killed later. | ||
| You're going to be infiltrated and paid off by the White House and by the CIA and by these popular banking espionage groups and that you're not going to be dealt with later. | ||
| If you know in every office, your only hope is to go public right now with a YouTube video right on YouTube or you're dead. | ||
| If they'll kill you after the election, if we start seeing more people who are there die, the only answer to this is to fire up and go head up against them. | ||
| So, I know the telltale signs. | ||
| Oh, we might have some heart problems, we're not sure, but we know it's been not efficient. | ||
| Going to law, says the coroner medical examiner, by law, law, law, law, law, law, law, law. | ||
| Keep in mind, Alex Jones is recording the show on the day while they're doing the autopsy. | ||
| Because that's how... | ||
| The coroner said by law. | ||
| What was his point with the law? | ||
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Uh, law, law, law, law, law. | |
| When it was a good movie, I don't know. | ||
| It was not a good movie. | ||
| Oscar nominated, my friend. | ||
| I don't know anything about movies. | ||
|
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Alright. | |
| You don't know anything about movies? | ||
| I've heard a lot about movies. | ||
|
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You can't do a podcast. | |
| Alright. | ||
| Um, so... | ||
| The video that he's referencing is that it's CPAC in 2012. | ||
| Andrew Breitbart got up there with fucking cocaine hair going crazy. | ||
| And I want to talk with my hair. | ||
| But his hair is in regular size balls. | ||
|
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Going nuts. | |
| Unrebarcable testings. | ||
|
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I'm going to do my impression of Andrew Breitbart coming out for CPAC. | |
| Here we go. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| I'm going to go back here. | ||
| Let's give it up for Andrew Breitbart! | ||
|
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He comes up to vanilla radio. | |
| Yeah! | ||
| So he comes out, he's like, "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "No, close." He comes up to the mic, because he's like, "Whoa!" He's behind the podium and he's like, I was looking for the Occupy people with their glitter bombs! | ||
| And I'm like, it falls flat. | ||
| It doesn't even work in the room. | ||
| And so he just talks about how he's going to really go after Obama for the, we're going to vet him this time. | ||
| And he says that he has videos of Obama when he was in college supporting radical professors. | ||
| And it turns out, after he died, one video did come out. | ||
| That was Obama. | ||
| In 1991, he was, uh... | ||
| He was one of the guys from the Weather Underground, right? | ||
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Nope. | |
| Oh. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Different guy. | ||
| Yeah, different guy. | ||
| Alright, alright. | ||
| That's what everyone wants to do. | ||
| Well, Obama's been linked to so many revs. | ||
| Well, there is Bernadine Dorn and Bill Ayers that they keep trying to connect him to in college. | ||
| T.B. Webber Bottom, of course. | ||
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T.B. J.A.! | |
| The dearest, sweetest socialist of all time. | ||
| Cheeky leg pork. | ||
| So in 1991, Obama was at Harvard. | ||
| He was the president of the Harvard Law Review. | ||
| And the video that came out after Andrew Weigart had died was him introducing this professor named Eric Bell. | ||
| Yeah, that's bullshit! | ||
| Yeah, absolutely! | ||
| I'm on board! | ||
| Yeah, absolutely! | ||
| I would assume Alex is not. | ||
|
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So this is the only video that's come out of all of this stuff. | |
| Everybody expected it would be some sort of thing that was like, Obama and Bill Ayers are going to be sitting around talking about Bob and Bill Ayers. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
|
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And all that is is this video of him introducing a Very reasonable professor, I will say. | |
| I've looked into Terrell a little bit, and it's a lot of nonsense. | ||
| People are calling him super radical. | ||
| Also, the footage that... | ||
| Women should be people! | ||
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Fuck off! | |
| Also, an important thing to point out is that the footage that Breitbart ended up releasing of this introduction for a speech... | ||
| It was owned by PBS. | ||
| And it had previously aired an episode of Frontline during the 2008 election. | ||
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It wasn't even a scoop. | |
| It's owned by PBS. | ||
| Normal, normal things. | ||
|
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Yep, absolutely. | |
| So all that's a hot load of bullshit. | ||
|
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And then Andrew Breitbart put out a post, but he didn't because he was dead. | |
| Breitbart put out a post... | ||
| I guess they'll never get him to release that post. | ||
| His last post was put out after he died, and it was called The Vedic, Volume 1, Obama's Love Song for Saul Alinsky. | ||
| And all it was... | ||
| We'll never get going, too. | ||
| Well, certainly not. | ||
| But all it was was an article about how Obama, in Chicago, in the late 90s, went to a play called The Love Song of Saul Alinsky. | ||
| Like, oh no. | ||
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Oh shit, you're busted. | |
| Like, even, like, even... | ||
| That wasn't a good play. | ||
|
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Jordan, we're about to take a left turn. | |
| Alright, take a left turn. | ||
| When a weird guest shows up. | ||
|
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Guess what? | |
| On this day that Andrew Breitbart died Alex Jones'guest was Ed Asner. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Ed Asner? | ||
| Ed Asner. | ||
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All right. | |
| And in this clip... | ||
| Ed Asner! | ||
| The Ed Asner, Yes, and in this clip, Ed Esner explains the importance of unions. | ||
|
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You sit out of his toes, and you can't cut him off because he's too big of a celebrity. | |
| So when I finally quit there in my back to Chicago and tried to be more of an actor, and I still had to get jobs, and I said I'd never work on an auto plant again. | ||
| And finally, seeing my friends working for $1.90 an hour, which was impossible, I went and got a job at a Ford plant there. | ||
| And that Ford plant played $1.90 an hour, and that was big time. | ||
| So I said, okay. | ||
| And I worked as a fiddle finisher there, but I worked there for about nine months. | ||
| And I want to say that the difference between that closed shop plant, that union shop, as opposed to the open shop that I worked in, was the difference between night and day, and that's where I became the union man. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| I don't see how I received it like a respectable worker, which I was never treated at the viewing plant. | ||
| So I'm a union man, I've been so ever since. | ||
| The difference between working union and doing an honest day's work and working non-union, and by that I would point out the fact to you, that every time a non-union man works, the wages he's getting are there because a union shop established a level... | ||
| Fuck yeah, Ed Hesner! | ||
| Hell yeah! | ||
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...the most new union ain't reworking at slave wages himself. | |
| Goddamn right! | ||
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...creation of a higher wage scale. | |
| Let me make this point. | ||
| Look at China, which they call communists. | ||
| It's not communists. | ||
| It's a top-down, I'll leave this entire group. | ||
| A couple things. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| Alex has a great rebuttal. | ||
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Shit rebuttal. | |
| Shit rebuttal. | ||
| Also, you keep calling them the Chaikoms. | ||
|
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The Chaikoms? | |
| You can't do that. | ||
| Look, the Chai Crumbs didn't invent Pixar did that. | ||
| You kidding? | ||
| No, you're goddamn right, man. | ||
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You're a darn hot product. | |
| Toy Story? | ||
| No, no, no, that's not... | ||
| I don't want to do a racist Chinese thing. | ||
| No. | ||
|
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It's a hot-letter nonsense, but fucking... | |
| Let's give a round of applause for Ed Espin. | ||
|
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Yeah! | |
| You're all the way! | ||
| May he may not be dead at this point, I don't know. | ||
| And he could be dead. | ||
| If he is, we miss him. | ||
| But, uh... | ||
| Call Larry Nichols. | ||
| That... | ||
| Sincerely, it's the most coherent, reasonable thing I've ever heard on The World Wars. | ||
| And I was so surprised that Alex didn't scream over him. | ||
| Yeah, I mean... | ||
| Because he's such a huge, Hollywood star that he couldn't... | ||
| He's a big fan of Cars. | ||
| You gotta give Alex a huge fan of Cars. | ||
| Cars 2? | ||
| Not as good. | ||
| Also, it took Mary Tyler Moore the wrong way. | ||
| Like, the wrong character. | ||
|
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Is he the boss of Mary Tyler Moore? | |
| Ed Esser? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Was he the boss of the movie? | ||
| Yes. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Alright, well, I believe the random people who say So in this next clip, we get to find out something about Alice Jones and how much of a square he is. | ||
| Let's go to clip 12. What's your gut tell you? | ||
| Because now they're saying maybe art, maybe something else. | ||
| What's your gut tell you about him? | ||
| I mean, he was a demon for you. | ||
| You're not in college, dude. | ||
|
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That sounds like a ton. | |
| Well, I was nuts. | ||
| That's us. | ||
| From multiple... | ||
| There's a couple reasons why he wasn't. | ||
| One, he didn't go to college. | ||
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That's a good one. | |
| That's a good point. | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| Can't argue that. | ||
| But I fucking love that that's at the same moment as, like, they were trying to twerk me into big Hollywood movies. | ||
| What's up? | ||
| Not a thousand! | ||
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Don't worry. | |
| He's already been that past college years. | ||
| 150 by 16. Yeah, he started early. | ||
| He's in the dick weight in junior high. | ||
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Unremarkable. | |
| Well, we had to do something. | ||
| From the perfect American. | ||
| It will haunt me. | ||
| My friend told me that your balls should be unworked. | ||
| There's going to be a problem until the day I die. | ||
| Yeah, I agree. | ||
| So, Jordan, at this point, the episode on March 1st ends. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And we go on to March 2nd. | ||
| And the reason I've combined these two episodes together is that Alex Jones makes his narrative quite a bit more robust as time goes on. | ||
| Because Andrew Breitbart dies again. | ||
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He still was dead. | |
| He didn't die twice. | ||
| He continued to be dead. | ||
| It turned out it was not fake news that he had died. | ||
| He straight up had a heart twice as big as it should have been. | ||
| I think it was three times as big as he should have been. | ||
|
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Oh, twice. | |
| I think we're talking about that Will Smith movie. | ||
|
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Anyways. | |
| Eight pounds. | ||
| Check it out. | ||
| Will Smith cuts himself up and sits on top of ice. | ||
|
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I like to pretend I've seen every Will Smith movie. | |
| Why? | ||
| Why is there a thing you like to pretend? | ||
| Number one, Men in Black 2. Okay, that's wrong. | ||
| Number two, Men in Black. | ||
| That's also wrong. | ||
| Number three. | ||
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I know you. | |
| 8 pounds. | ||
| Wasn't it 7 pounds? | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| How many grams was it? | ||
| How many grams was it? | ||
| That's a different movie, not the point! | ||
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That's a Naomi Watts movie. | |
| Yeah, but Will Smith should have been in it. | ||
| I agree. | ||
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I agree. | |
| It was called $21,000. | ||
| It's the weight of your soul, right? | ||
| Alright, I don't want to get into this. | ||
| So, this next clip is where we come in on March 12th. | ||
| I'm sorry, March 2nd of 2012. | ||
| And this is clip 13. And I will tell you now, according to the huge news on the right mark of time, that the consensus from multiple national talk show hosts I've talked to... | ||
| And from others in media that are very close to the late Ron Barth. | ||
| We're up to like six people. | ||
| About as close as you can get. | ||
| I'll just leave it at that. | ||
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The consensus is he was murdered. | |
| The consensus is, without anybody having to discuss things, forget the maneuvers, go straight out, and everybody's just going to intensify, and nobody's backing off. | ||
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What maneuvers? | |
| Some things killing him is going to make everybody run. | ||
| They got another thing coming. | ||
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They got another thing coming! | |
| If you start seeing people like Matt Droz die, people like Michael Stafford die, people like Michael Stafford die, Michael Stafford die, you know there's a purge going on. | ||
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Whatever you think you need to do at that point, do whatever you need to do. | |
| I happen to know that Michael Savage has a whole bunch of bodyguards. | ||
| I knew this a long time ago. | ||
| I had to confirm it from other sources. | ||
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Why would you mean other sources? | |
| You talked to him! | ||
| He basically has them. | ||
| And I don't care, but Watson was playing to the audience this morning. | ||
| He reads our articles in full on air and never even says where they come from. | ||
| and then complains that Rush Limbaugh and others ripped him off, which they do. | ||
| But I only listen to Savage John at Time. | ||
| He is an interesting talk show host, very intelligent. | ||
| I think he's the best for the big mainstream host out there. | ||
| I don't know what he says or does, but he is a very intelligent person. | ||
| And he just reads our articles every day on air and never gives us credit, which is fine because all I hear about is getting the info out. | ||
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Sure. | |
| No, no, no, that's true. | ||
| But the caller calls in and calls me, you know, the lowest agent, and Savage doesn't disagree with him. | ||
| I mean, that's really uncool to read our articles out there. | ||
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Not cool. | |
| So uncool! | ||
| Not rock points. | ||
| Savage. | ||
| No one has reported this. | ||
| No! | ||
| Six different locations, and it's hiding and wearing disguises. | ||
| Savage is wearing disguises! | ||
| On the radio. | ||
| What kind of radio disguises is he wearing? | ||
| I don't know a false voice in glasses. | ||
| Because you've been depraved the whole camera! | ||
| Uh, Micah Savage sucks. | ||
| I just think it's really funny. | ||
| Have you ever been racist? | ||
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No, I didn't. | |
| Alex Jones doesn't like my voice. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| Micah Savage is a piece of shit. | ||
| I think I'm fine with it. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| I think that's so funny. | ||
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I love it. | |
| I mean, first of all, I talk to people in media and other people in media. | ||
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I've confirmed it from some sources, but have you heard of these other sources I've confirmed it from? | |
| Aha! | ||
| But now it's time to go to the next commercial. | ||
| Alright. | ||
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Three years ago, I began to do a lot of research into why. | |
| What up? | ||
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Right. | |
| They know themselves, buy off cancer. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| I did search down the best vitamin and mineral company out there and discovered junk. | ||
| Young Jerry, Young Jerry! | ||
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Young Jerry! | |
| The name of the place is Young Jevity! | ||
| Alright. | ||
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Alright. | |
| Okay, now. | ||
| Let me tell you about the top four albums from Young Jevity. | ||
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Yeah! | |
| Some hot water! | ||
| So, Young Jevity... | ||
| I'll fucking fix it! | ||
| Bino Future is working with Young Jebby. | ||
| Young Jebby's hot product is called Beyond Tiny Tangerine. | ||
| We don't say those words hot. | ||
| It's Alex's proto-attack before he ever gets into the super male vitality and all that stuff. | ||
| To bring his turtle into the water. | ||
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He does not make Dr. Groovey! | |
| Yeah, it's called Young Gemini. | ||
| It's pretty cool. | ||
| It's maybe a drink. | ||
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I don't know. | |
| So, so, Alice does Young, Alice does Young Gemini. | ||
| He cleansed him like 40 pounds old. | ||
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His next thought is like, give me somebody who would name shit better than this. | |
| Right, right. | ||
| Give me Dr. Groove. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| I mean, his name is Dr. Groove. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| No! | ||
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It's people getting together for a similar purpose. | |
| I thought super male vitality was bad, but Yongevity? | ||
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Do you want to know about Yongevity? | |
| I do want to know about Yongevity. | ||
| Yongevity is a product that's put out, or it's a company that's run by this guy named Dr. Joel Wallach. | ||
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A lot of doctors who probably don't have doctorates. | |
| Well, he's a veterinarian. | ||
| Good enough. | ||
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Alex is- Just like David Bowie's dentist? | |
| Wait, David Jones. | ||
| All kinds of Alex's weirdos who give him pills are a veterinarian. | ||
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This veterinarian has gotten me as far as I can. | |
| I've got to stretch it out to a villain. | ||
| Is that allowed to move, or a- What are we talking about? | ||
| In terms of his profits, it's a huge problem. | ||
| Well, yeah, but I mean, okay, if you're going to take meds, would you prefer a veterinarian or a chiropractor? | ||
| Is that a lateral word? | ||
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That's a lateral word, right? | |
| A veterinarian? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Alright, alright. | ||
| That's actually science. | ||
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Hold on, before you jump in... | |
| Young Jeopardy is actually science. | ||
| I should tell you that I've watched about two hours of Joel Wallach talk, and I have some questions about the science. | ||
| Also, I don't want dog shit. | ||
| You know, like, I don't want things for animals. | ||
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Right? | |
| I don't want to marry me. | ||
| PSA. | ||
| A lot of the medications, you know, a lot of people do is that they will get a prescription from a veterinarian for their dog because that medication also works perfectly for people. | ||
| Great. | ||
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That's weird. | |
| Listen! | ||
| Listen! | ||
| I don't have health hacks! | ||
| This is true! | ||
| Um, let's watch. | ||
| That's American number one. | ||
| Let's get to this next one again for March 2nd. | ||
| Because, uh, Alex Jones has established that everyone agrees that Breitbart was fucking murdered. | ||
| And now, we gotta figure out who done it. | ||
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Right! | |
| And so now we'll do that in 15. Let's see that. | ||
| Put the fourth team on it. | ||
| But the point is, Obama has to be the prime suspect in any... | ||
| And I know Breitbart himself, drugs, and others are on that enemy list that came out a year and a half ago. | ||
| Yet I am on the enemy list. | ||
| This is not a joke. | ||
| This is not a game. | ||
| You understand that? | ||
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You think this is a game? | |
| You think this is a motherfucking game? | ||
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Obama is murdering bitches out here! | |
| Come on, son! | ||
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Do you know from Obama's enemy list? | |
| Is it anything like Arya Stark's enemy list? | ||
| Like, what are we talking about? | ||
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It's not, nor is it anything like Nixon's enemy list. | |
| I looked into this pretty deeply, and there's one thing that is actually kind of, like, legitimate. | ||
| And that is, during his re-election campaign, a website called Keep GOP Honest. | ||
| And what they did is they tracked Nick Romney's donors and things that they had done in the past. | ||
| And a lot of people got like, hey, why are you doing that? | ||
| No private citizens have donated. | ||
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And that's kind of fucked up. | |
| I don't know how I feel about it entirely. | ||
| That's not what Alex is talking about. | ||
| My level of sympathy for people who donated to Romney is very low. | ||
| Well, because Alex Jones gave the time frame and said some specifics, I know that what he's talking about is a 2009 article in The Globe. | ||
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Alright. | |
| That's a tabloid. | ||
| Most trustworthy of sources. | ||
| That's a tabloid, my friend. | ||
| They're February 27th. | ||
| Owned by Ailes, wasn't it? | ||
| I think so. | ||
| The February 27th, 2017 cover says, Who testifies against Hillary? | ||
| Hillary weeps, how could you do this to me? | ||
| Their mother's dirty story was, "Oscar star scandals! | ||
| King's fetishes! | ||
| Brain damage! | ||
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Booker horror!" How is Tiki doing? | |
| Did Ailes get assassinated? | ||
| We missed them. | ||
| That's a good question. | ||
| Do we miss them? | ||
| I feel like we don't. | ||
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They had an August 6th, 2012 episode? | |
| Episode? | ||
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Of The Globe? | |
| Heartbreak for Diane Clinton. | ||
| He won't live to see Chelsea's baby. | ||
| He begs to wait to call off him. | ||
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Wait, which... | |
| Who's he? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Bill! | |
| Dave! | ||
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Who's much not? | |
| They're terrible. | ||
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Um... | |
| George? | ||
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He lived to see her baby, didn't he? | |
| Does she have a baby? | ||
| Does she have a baby? | ||
| I found the article that Liz was based on the Obama's enemy list. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I'm gonna read it to you. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Under relentless assault from a mob of vicious critics, President Barack Obama has drawn up a secret list of enemies he aims to take down. | ||
| One by one! | ||
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Good. | |
| Incredibly, ultra-religious pop legend Pat Boone Who sang the 1950s hit "It Will Love" is also March for Action, as is country star Toby Keith. | ||
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So Pat Boone and Toby Keith are on the Obama's... | |
| Okay, alright. | ||
| Are they up and near the top? | ||
| Where are we on the list? | ||
| Quote, "This is war," an insider tells the globe. | ||
| Obama is gonna do whatever he can to discredit these people. | ||
| Wait, he's gonna do whatever he can to discredit... | ||
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Toby. | |
| Toby, yeah. | ||
| I just want to be sure that we know that Obama is going to bring the full resources of the government to bear. | ||
| I'm discrediting Toby. | ||
| He is enraged by the constant attacks on his presidency and against him personally. | ||
| He's just at it. | ||
| This has become very personal for him. | ||
| Up until now, Obama has let his foe savage him mercilessly, even though insiders say, Michelle has been urging him to fight back. | ||
| Fear can be granted as a win. | ||
| Also, fun point, the Globe cover from October 2007 says, quote, Bossy Michelle has made Obama a wimp. | ||
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Alright, so we're in some full-on Macbeth territory, so what's going on here? | |
| A couple things happening. | ||
| It's a complicated circumstance. | ||
| It's absolute nonsense. | ||
| And that's where the idea of Obama's enemies list comes from. | ||
| Yeah, that sounds right. | ||
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It's not real. | |
| It's not a real thing. | ||
|
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Anyway. | |
| I'm going to skip this next clip because it's just about fake communists that Alice is talking to. | ||
| I believe we need to get the last commercial, if we can. | ||
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When you're out on the road, the last place you want to be is on the road. | |
| Wait, what? | ||
| The last place for me is on the road, and you're out on the road. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| When you leave me down, yes and jeez. | ||
| Woo-hoo! | ||
| Yes! | ||
| That's amazing! | ||
| Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. | ||
| One diamond gussie in the crotch was bringing in the morning Blue diamond gussies got it It's a very slow night we turned jeans inside out. | ||
| Diamond gussie jeans making you feel unparalleled quality. | ||
| That's amazing! | ||
| They did another country song commercial! | ||
| Also I looked into it, I didn't know this, diamond gussie is a stitching term. | ||
| It's that little patchy. | ||
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Or a rainbow mask. | |
| Yeah, that was a weird thing to say. | ||
| Even for me knowing that they make random sized cheese and then just mail them on into the air. | ||
|
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Yeah, exactly! | |
| There's a part of me that, since thinking about it the last time that we talked about them, There's a part of it that's like, you don't even have to order those jeans, they just show up. | ||
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Maybe. | |
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Like, sometimes you just go on the internet and you're like, where did these jeans come from? | ||
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And that's it! | |
| Diamond Gusset Jeans is a fucking consistent supporter of Alex Jones. | ||
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And they love getting creative with marketing. | |
| Look at two country songs! | ||
| We're gonna hear them! | ||
| That's very creative, but that's very uncreative. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
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They're on Obama's Kill List! | |
| They could have rested on their laurels with the first one. | ||
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Tony Keith, Diamond Gusset, those are the only people on the Obama Kill List. | |
| Diamond Gusset is not. | ||
| Um, so... | ||
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Whoa! | |
| I honestly don't think so. | ||
| What is... | ||
| What is... | ||
| Just the very dead hand that Diamond Gusset isn't. | ||
| Anyways, we can continue. | ||
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I do not want Diamond Gusset's good name to try. | |
| They give you red and sky-skinned jeans, and the same anti-NAFTA and weird twangy country songs that I remember. | ||
| I don't want to fold it off a motorcycle. | ||
| If we ever do merch, that's what we're doing in partnership with Diamond Gusset. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| I'm trying to get Tinkerbell back to life. | ||
| I think they're still in business. | ||
| We have one more piece of the narrative of Andrew Whiteheart's death that we need to get through from March 2nd, and it is going to lead to probably one of my favorite things that I've ever discovered for researching this podcast. | ||
| I'm very excited that we're all still here, and hopefully still in this. | ||
| Are we all still in this? | ||
| He just got six months for pandering. | ||
| This? | ||
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Pandering. | |
| He used to be a man. | ||
| So, Alex Jones, on March 2nd, starts an entirely new narrative about Andrew Breitbart's death. | ||
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Yes. | |
| Until that point, all he'd been saying is that at CPAC, he'd been saying he was going to release tapes of Obama from when he was in college. | ||
| False lag, murdering, etc. | ||
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Right. | |
| And now we get to clip 16, where he says something entirely new. | ||
| One of the top stories on the web right now by Mark. | ||
| Wait till they see what happens March 1st. | ||
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Well, yeah, they killed two men now. | |
| Two weeks for people to stay until it gets released. | ||
| That's all the info wars. | ||
| Dot com. | ||
| Bob Chapman's our guest. | ||
| We'll take a few phone calls. | ||
| Also, just the fun Bob Chapman song, and he's the guy who said that Reagan got butt-fucked. | ||
| Are we going to return visit by Bob Chapman? | ||
| No, we don't get to hear any of this. | ||
| Oh, come on! | ||
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I just wanted to click just so I remembered to bring that up. | |
| It's Bob Chapman song. | ||
| He's like, yeah, Brad Brown was poisoned. | ||
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I believe it. | |
| He drank wine, but he just put poison in the wine. | ||
| So, clip 17. Just to reinforce this narrative. | ||
| Breitbart has the footage and said he was going to release it. | ||
| This is hiding in plain view. | ||
| We just dug it up and posted it, so it's one of the top stories on the web today. | ||
| It's hiding in plain view. | ||
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Why do you need to dug it up? | |
| That he said, I'm going to release the film of Obama at communist meetings where they're discussing re-education, overthrow the U.S. government, everything. | ||
| I'm going to release it March 1st. | ||
| He said this in three separate interviews and a speech. | ||
| Not just a speech you've all seen where he said, "I don't release photos, we're gonna vetting, he's not gonna get away with this guy." So he was gonna swift-mode Obama, who's already politically- Wait, swift-moding was bullshit! | ||
| And done by his French rules. | ||
| So, Jordan, what do you think about this idea that- I'm asking if Jordan believes that. | ||
| Do you believe? | ||
| Do we have a specific March 1st? | ||
| Oh, you mean like it might be next year? | ||
| Did Breitbart say March 1st? | ||
| Did he give it a year? | ||
| Furthermore, if he was going to release all of this information on March 1st, and yet at the same time he's murdered on March 1st, couldn't he have just done it at like 6am? | ||
| I'm about to drop. | ||
| Like, didn't he do it in a late one? | ||
| It's like there could have been dead drop, like there could have been... | ||
| Like, he already... | ||
| They had to have emailed it and it's on, right? | ||
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They don't just go to Prince and like... | |
| No, it's not how it fucking works! | ||
| Why would you do it on the day? | ||
| Go two weeks back! | ||
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Go on! | |
| He's not this fucking stupid! | ||
| Why would you fucking do it on the day? | ||
| On the day! | ||
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Like, let me set the death drop. | |
| You would at least email it to a friend. | ||
| Or, you know what, if I want to copyright something, I fucking mail it to myself. | ||
| Like, you could do so many different fucking things. | ||
| Yes, we can. | ||
| So I look into this. | ||
| I look into this in March 1st when I watched the entire CPAC speech there in Red Parkade. | ||
| And actually, I watched his CPAC speech from 2010. | ||
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Just for fun. | |
| Because, yeah, why not? | ||
| Clearly also on LinkedIn. | ||
| He doesn't mention March 1st in either of them. | ||
| He doesn't mention March 1st in any other thing. | ||
| He doesn't mention any specific threads. | ||
| He doesn't even say in the CFX speech, we're going to drop these videos in any specific thread. | ||
| He just says, this election cycle, we're going to vet him more. | ||
| And what have you. | ||
| Code for white. | ||
| Where the fuck does this come from, this March 1st thing? | ||
| And I kept finding it. | ||
| I kept finding it on conservative blogs. | ||
| I kept finding it everywhere. | ||
| I found it in YouTube videos, and every single time, it linked back to InfoWars. | ||
| So they just made it up? | ||
| Whole clock! | ||
| There was an InfoWars article on March 2nd, written by Paul Joseph Watson. | ||
| That fucking pile of garbage. | ||
| And it's the only source of this March 1st thing. | ||
| So BJ Devs just made the whole thing up? | ||
| Well... | ||
| The article's the only place that keeps coming back... | ||
| P.J. Dubs killed Princess Di. | ||
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Did he kill Princess Di? | |
| He killed Princess Di! | ||
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I knew it! | |
| Tiki was in on it the whole time! | ||
|
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This headline and quote was linked by Drudge. | |
| It was hotline. | ||
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It was red. | |
| Drudge pushed it out there. | ||
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Literally everything goes back to InfoWars. | |
| InfoWars has one source in the article. | ||
| Just one source. | ||
| That's a guy named Larry Sinclair of Sinclairianism. | ||
| Who claims that Andrew Breitbart said... | ||
| Is that the Sinclair Broadcasting Network now that... | ||
| No, I wish it was. | ||
| That would be a much easier story. | ||
| Because then it would have been a progression and they turned it into this right-wing thing that's owning local news across the world. | ||
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No, it's just a random coincidence that all Sinclair... | |
| Spoiler alert, it's a crazy dude. | ||
| What you're telling me is that everybody named Sinclair is a right-wing monster. | ||
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Absolutely. | |
| Dumb. | ||
| Although this guy claims... | ||
| He's not right-wing, but we'll deal with that. | ||
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He's on his voice. | |
| No, he was close. | ||
| Although, then again, Ed Asner is on his voice. | ||
| He was close. | ||
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So that asks a lot of questions about the movie Up. | |
| That is great. | ||
| I have a lot of questions about Up, too. | ||
| Is it right-wing propaganda? | ||
| Nobody asks you his question. | ||
| Do you know who Larry Sinclair is? | ||
| Of course not. | ||
| Does anyone know who Larry Sinclair is? | ||
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Unfortunately. | |
| Okay, good. | ||
| Keep it to yourself for a second. | ||
| So, in 2008, Larry Sinclair wrote a book called Barack Obama: Cocaine, Sex, Lies, and Murder. | ||
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Well, I am a huge fan of Larry Sinclair so far! | |
| Larry Sinclair is up here! | ||
| This book was released on Sinclair Publishing. | ||
| In the book, he claims that in 1999, though he never had met him previously, he requests a friend connected with someone to show him around Chicago, and he's hooked him up with then-State Senator Barack Obama. | ||
| He's introduced by name... | ||
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Wait, wait, wait, wait! | |
| Hold on! | ||
| Hold on! | ||
| In the story, this guy is like... | ||
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I've never seen Chicago. | |
| And his friend is like, well, let's get state senator Barack Obama to give you a tour. | ||
| Who's introduced to him by hand. | ||
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Yes, he is. | |
| That's very specific. | ||
| So the two of them hang out a little bit, and then they go to a restaurant, and then they go buy some cocaine. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| At that point, Obama smokes some crack, and Larry votes in LMO. | ||
| So Larry Sinclair. | ||
| Who made the crowd? | ||
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Obama. | |
| A lot of cocaine. | ||
| Obama already had bread. | ||
| Alright, so, if I understand the progression of events, the progression of events so far, I'm a random dude, I know a friend, I need a tour of Chicago. | ||
| No tour bus. | ||
| State Senator Barack Obama is going to come in here. | ||
| We're going to have a nice meal. | ||
| Me and State Senator Barack Obama. | ||
| We're just going to have a good time. | ||
| State Senator Barack Obama is like, let's get into my car. | ||
| We're going to smoke crack. | ||
| So then they smoke crack. | ||
| And then Larry Sinclair is like, well, you're state senator Barack Obama, and blows him. | ||
| You have it all first. | ||
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Okay, all right, all right, all right. | |
| We've got a long way to go for Larry Sinclair. | ||
| This guy is the worst. | ||
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So Larry Sinclair made these claims and he wrote a book. | |
| And then a website called whitehouse.com. | ||
| Which was a guy who was like, "I'm gonna try and make a parody site." But then I said, "No, I'm going to it." So he just started doing a parody porn site. | ||
| And his traffic spiked, of course. | ||
| And he got a ton of money in. | ||
| And then he was like, "Alright, Larry Sinclair, I'll give you $10,000 to do a polygraph test, and $100,000 if you pass it." And so Larry Sinclair's like, "Fuck yeah, I'll do it." And the results? | ||
| Unindicated deception. | ||
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*laughter* *laughter* | |
| I read the entire report. | ||
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It's insane. | |
| You say that indicating deception is so generous. | ||
| He was lying his ass off. | ||
| So Larry went out to claim that the sponsors, WhiteHouse.com, that they had been bribed by David Axelrod for the Obama campaign to rig the United States. | ||
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Of course. | |
| He tried to sue them, and it was thrown out of course. | ||
| So then journalists started doing some digging and found out that Larry Sinclair had the most extensive criminal history imaginable, including crimes committed in multiple states under his 13-8th grade. | ||
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. | |
| He had the most extensive crime history imaginable? | ||
| I don't know, why did he use that phrase? | ||
| I might have heard that. | ||
| Those might have been my words. | ||
| He was the guy in Star Wars who was like, I have learned. | ||
| Like, he's that guy. | ||
| Wait for it. | ||
| There's 13 aliases. | ||
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Okay. | |
| In January 1981, he was arrested for a varsity of over $200. | ||
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Okay. | |
| In June 1985, he was arrested in Broward County, Florida under the name La Reviserae Avila for rank theft and sentenced to one year and one day in prison. | ||
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Okay. | |
| In August 1986, he was sentenced in Dade County, Florida under the name of La Re Vizarra Azula Adams for check forgery and second degree grand theft. | ||
| He got on a year probation and made to pay $7,400 for restitution to do his business. | ||
| In November 1986, he was sentenced to $7,400. | ||
| Are we going to go through all of these? | ||
| He was arrested in Lakewood, Colorado, for credit card fraud and announced statement warrant for check fraud in Pueblo, Colorado. | ||
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All right. | |
| In April 1987, he was arrested for second-degree forgery and sentenced to 16 years in prison. | ||
| What's second-degree forgery? | ||
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I don't know. | |
| Kind of light forgery. | ||
| He was in prison until 1999, which would be right around the time he alleges he blew a lava metal. | ||
| Now, Jordan, while in prison, Colorado state records show that he was disciplined 97 times, and at least 16 of which were for assault. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
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I don't know. | |
| I don't know, man. | ||
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I don't know. | |
| A bunch of them were for drug possession, drug healing, sexual misconduct, and a whole lot of facts. | ||
| See, I don't... | ||
| I'm against prisons and their insistence. | ||
| I don't know who to be on the side right now. | ||
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And he blew Obama, so that's kind of like a thing. | |
| Good on him. | ||
| In September 2007, after he was released, and before he made these claims, he was arrested in Kershaw, Sydney, South Dakota for public disorderly conduct. | ||
| Which leads us back to 2008. | ||
| When he made these claims about Obama. | ||
| And he decided to rent out the D.C. Press Club. | ||
| To give perhaps the weirdest... | ||
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Where did he get the money to rent out the DC Press Club? | |
| He claims it's from a pal donation. | ||
| Alright, well, then I buy it. | ||
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Then I buy it. | |
| That's fine. | ||
| And he invested in Bitcoin. | ||
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Fine. | |
| It's perhaps the weirdest press conference I've ever seen in my life. | ||
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Okay. | |
| So, in the press conference, someone asks him how big Barack Obama's dick is. | ||
| And he's like, Barack Obama's... | ||
| Unremarkable. | ||
| He said, Barack is a one big black man with a white guy's... | ||
| You know. | ||
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It's a press conference and it's a press club. | |
| It's terrible. | ||
| So, the press conference was hosted by his lawyer, a guy named Montgomery Sylvie, right? | ||
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Okay. | |
| And at one point, Montgomery is asked, Hey dude, why are you wearing a kilt? | ||
| That's a good question. | ||
| Good question. | ||
| That's a very good question. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And so he explains, for people who are the normal to small children, their pants may not be uncomfortable. | ||
| For us on the other end of the spectrum, and then we take a few trails off. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| I'm wearing a kilt because my dick is too big. | ||
| That's what he says. | ||
| At the beginning of the press conference, Larry... | ||
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That man is going to become president someday. | |
| Larry specifically says at the beginning of the press conference, thank you, Reverend James David Manning, for showing up. | ||
| Who, if you don't know, is the guy who said, "Assad of Lang dropped off a bucket of poop at night." Yep, yep. | ||
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It all comes back. | |
| He was there, though! | ||
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Jesus David Manning was involved with Larry Sinclair. | |
| We just last Jedi-ed you, motherfuckers. | ||
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So, here's the funniest part. | |
| After the press conference, Sinclair was arrested by DC police. | ||
| Of course! | ||
| Wait, immediately after? | ||
| Immediately after! | ||
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So he got his dick joke in, and then he went to jail. | |
| You can watch the press conference on YouTube, and it ends abruptly, and it fills me with so much joy to know as soon as the video cut off, he just got arrested. | ||
| Then we couldn't all go out like that. | ||
| So he got arrested because two U.S. officials showed up and presented a warrant from the state of Delaware for Sinclair's arrest. | ||
| Mom, don't worry, Blair, Sylvie. | ||
| Who had his law license suspended by the District of Columbia and Florida, and who was previously Sinclair's attorney, reviewed the warrant, and Sinclair was led away. | ||
| Sinclair, uh, the speculation is the arrest sent for the Delaware warrant, although there's also an outstanding felony warrant for Sinclair. | ||
| In Pueblo County, Colorado, he had two outstanding warrants. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Also, he tried to sue internet commenters. | ||
| No, that makes sense. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| But the reason we're talking about him is that... | ||
| The reason we're talking about this is because he's the reason that Alex Jones is reporting that Breitbart, at this conference, this thing called Longbash, had said, wait till March 1st. | ||
| That all comes from Larry St. Meyer. | ||
| That's the only source that we can see. | ||
| He is an incredible fucking source. | ||
| He's the Gary Webb. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So the DCist, that website that used to exist, wrote a 2009 article about Blog Bash. | ||
| Quote, "If there's an ick factor in Blog Bash and in the right-wing blogosphere, its name is Larry Sinclair." If that name rings at all for another, it's because he's the guy who posted in 2008 a video on YouTube claiming that in 1999 he had sex with and smoked crack cocaine with a Illinois State Senator named Barack Obama! | ||
| No one's ever really believed him, including, I'm sure, the people in this room who live to discredit the Obama administration. | ||
| Wrong! | ||
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Wrong! | |
| He wants to talk to everyone, but only the daring one to talk to him. | ||
| Breitbart gives him a warm hello. | ||
| Sinclair asks me to snap a photo of the two I obliged. | ||
| It's one of those cliented patron kind of moments. | ||
| Sinclair, the lone wolf crying foul, and Breitbart at least being willing to listen. | ||
| I'm not really sure he believes Sinclair either. | ||
| In that entire article, there's no mention... | ||
| Of March 1st. | ||
| It's all bullshit, Dad. | ||
| It's all bullshit. | ||
| Alright. | ||
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Made up by a guy who claims to have sucked up Barack Obama. | |
| It's all bullshit. | ||
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Everything is a lie. | |
| Everything is a lie! | ||
| I genuinely wish more of our casted characters would also have I blew Obama under their belt. | ||
| That would be a nicer world for me. | ||
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Alright. | |
| Bring it home, Dan. | ||
| Bring it home. | ||
| Let's get to clip at 18. You don't want to end up like Breitbart. | ||
| And see, for me, that's so alien to be intimidated. | ||
| In fact, it's the opposite. | ||
| I feel so alive. | ||
| I really enjoyed driving to work this morning. | ||
| I love life so much. | ||
| I just love being alive and conscious of my children. | ||
| I love life so much that I am so ready for these facts. | ||
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Don't. | |
| I would try to do it where it's like, I've got to add a dog. | ||
| Who knows a little bit? | ||
| I don't worry about it. | ||
| Because the fire will go. | ||
| And that's probably why they may not kill me. | ||
| Of course! | ||
| That makes sense! | ||
| They would kill me, but they won't kill me! | ||
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It's because they wouldn't kill me that they would kill me! | |
| But they won't! | ||
| They won't kill me because they would kill me! | ||
| It would be hack to kill me! | ||
| In the aftermath of Andrew Breitbart dying, Alex Jones goes, What is the deal with murdering me? | ||
| He wants to be important so badly that he lies about, well, I mean everything. | ||
| Yeah, but also Breitbart's death in order to create something that he can aspire towards. | ||
| I believe that the fake version of Andrew Breitbart's death that he presents is what he wishes for himself, and you can see him Desperately trying to be like, I want anyone to take a shot at me. | ||
| Throughout this entire fucking episode. | ||
| And it's pathetic. | ||
| And Larry Sinclair is a fucking liar anyway. | ||
| So, the entire point of this episode is that Alex Jones wishes he was Princess Diana. | ||
| All that we've learned is that that is true. | ||
| If we didn't sum it up, I think that... | ||
| Why won't someone shoot at him? | ||
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Well, I do support that. | |
| I wish everybody was Princess Diana. | ||
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Is that a thing? | |
| Okay. | ||
| Anyway, I think you should come up with someone to say they can fuck themselves. | ||
| Um, we're doing a live fucking show! | ||
| Who should fuck themselves? | ||
| All of us. | ||
| Wow. | ||
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You guys are here, so everybody else in the world is going to fuck themselves. | |
| General Rapport is alright. | ||
| He tells Surtis about, like, dinosaurs. | ||
| Who's the little magic guy who does that? | ||
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Like, uh... | |
| No, no, no, the guy's like, uh... | ||
| Facts don't care about your feelings. | ||
| Milo Yiannopoulos? | ||
| No. | ||
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He's, like, a little short guy with dark hair. | |
| Um... | ||
| The more you describe him, the less... | ||
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I thought I was thinking of a show that's cool I am with everything going on. | |
| Oh, for sure. | ||
| Oh, a destroyer? | ||
| No. | ||
| How's it lovely? | ||
| Hey, you know what? | ||
| That's a great one. | ||
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Guys, this has been a wonderful episode. | |
| Thank you guys so much for coming out. | ||
| This is our first live episode. | ||
| And you guys know, too long. | ||
| Way too long! | ||
| He thought it was gonna be short. | ||
| Anyways, thank you guys so much for coming out. | ||
| And Buckley can go fuck himself! |