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#121: April 1-2, 2013
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April 1-2, 2013 Alex Jones episode dissects his unverified hot tub "authoritarian operative" encounter, misinterpreted Cold War-era Public Law 7277, and absurd claims like microwave-equipped blimps targeting cities. Dan Friesen and Jordan Holmes expose his Davy Crockett/Alamo hero-worshipping, Sandy Hook false flag lies, and FEMA conspiracy embellishments, while mocking his performative anti-globalist rants. Jones’s narrative collapses under scrutiny, revealing a pattern of manufactured fear and financial appeals to his Prisonplanet.tv audience—ultimately exposing his media tactics as more about spectacle than substance. [Automatically generated summary]

Participants
Main
a
alex jones
infowars 15:22
d
dan friesen
29:03
j
jordan holmes
13:55
Appearances
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steve pieczenik
00:27
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
I love your work.
I love you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
unidentified
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
We're a couple of dudes who like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That is what we do.
Dan, is there some sort of reason, some sort of a compelling force that would make you listen to this show?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
No, it's that I know a lot about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I don't know anything about Alex Jones.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Right, there's our dynamic.
That's the fun.
Guys, today we are going to be talking about an episode as we go to the next one.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Hey, way to thank all the people who came out to our live show, Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I was going to transition to that.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Come on.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That was going to be my next thing.
I hope that you have beat me to it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Jump to it.
Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Thank you to everybody who came out to the live show.
It was super awesome to meet some folks.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It was a shit ton of fun.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, it was great.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It was a wonderful time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And the episode that we had.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I don't know if you guys liked it, but I'll be goddamned if I didn't have a great time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
You had a blast.
The recording of that will be out tomorrow.
We had a lot of editing that had to be done to make it sound nice.
But also thanks to the theater playground letting us do that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, I liked the way they let us run the show, which it seemed like when we started the show, everybody just left.
There was the sound guy, and then there was nobody else there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, absolutely.
It was wild stuff.
But anyway, I have no idea if there were more employees.
It was weird.
I don't think so.
I felt lost.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Oh, yeah, no.
There was no rules.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And in that lostness, I kind of forgot to make one of the big points that I wanted to make.
Yes.
And let this relate to the episode that will air tomorrow.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
And that point is we could have stolen fucking everything.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Probably.
But also that the point that I wanted to make about Alex Jones in that episode, especially, and I think it relates to almost everything else, is that he never takes the time to get stories right.
You know what I'm saying?
And that's one of the most dangerous things that people in media and especially people in persuasive media.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, he shoots from the hip.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Right.
And he just, like, he knows, in this case, he knows he has like two days or so to get a story out before the facts refute it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Anyway, this isn't going to make sense because the live show isn't out yet.
No one is listening to this.
Has listened to it, but keep that in mind.
That is a really good thing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
To everybody who's listened thus far, pause it.
Wait for tomorrow's show and then listen to us on Thursday.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Don't do that.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
But anyway, I would also like to say a thank you, first of all, I mean, again, to the people who came to the show, and then also to a new technocrat.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Oh, shit!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
We got a new donor.
I really appreciate it.
Thank you so much, John C. I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Four stars.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
Someone, sodomite, sent me a bucket of poop.
Daddy Sharp.
Bomb, Jarjar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.
unidentified
He's a loser, little, little kitty baby.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
I don't want to hate black people.
I renounce Jesus Christ.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Fine.
Thank you, John C.
We appreciate it so much.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Thank you very much, John C.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So, Jordan, today what we're going to be doing is a little bit of reclamation on my part.
Right.
So in the preparation.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I'm giving back lands to the Native American.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
No, I'm reclaiming some of my time.
Oh, okay.
I spent a large amount of time trying to find an episode to do for the live show.
And in doing so, I ended up listening to, I think I said it was like 12 or 13 episodes of the show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It was some ridiculous.
It was like 40 hours.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, it was a long time.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
You put a full-time jobs into it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And so what I wanted to do here is I wanted to take some time to go over some of the stuff that didn't end up in the live show.
There was some stuff that was still worth it, but I thought, like, this isn't for the live show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Right, right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And so today what we'll be doing is we'll be going over April 1st and 2nd of 2013.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
This is something that I found that was, because I searched every April Fool's Day.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Because I thought that might be some fun.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And it wasn't really, it wasn't the kind of fun I was looking for.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Like most April Fool's Days.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Exactly.
And so on this first, this April 1st of 2013, Alex Jones tells a story through most of the show.
And it's one of the best things I've ever experienced.
This story is nuts.
And it's about a vacation that he had taken recently.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
This is an autobiographical story.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
This is the Halloween story all over.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
He's dressing like a Nazi again.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Not quite, but we're going to get a number of versions of this story.
And it's exciting.
I love it.
Here's the first one.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
And then when we come back, I'll briefly tell the story, start the next hour, and take your calls and get into all this news.
Again, I had family in town this weekend at kind of a small family reunion out at a little resort outside Austin.
And I went to that and I was there about half the time because I had company at my house.
And I just was in the hot tub and all three of these guys were listeners.
One guy was from Portland, Oregon, an engineer.
The other two were businessmen because one was in construction.
The other was another kind of business.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I forget.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
We just had a discussion about how do we fix America?
How do we wake folks up to the bankrupting, you know, the bank stealing the money in Cyprus?
Cyprus.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yes, how dare you do that?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
This guy gets out of the pool and looks at us and says, we're going to get you, and you can't stop us.
It was just so creepy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Wait, what?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
It was a pirate right there.
Now, the natural thing to do is, man, these people are dangerous.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
They're dangerous.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
They know.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
They know what they're doing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
All right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Okay, so if I understand this story correctly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
He's in a hot tub.
Three guys.
unidentified
Yes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
All three of them were listeners.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Listeners.
They love the show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
They're all talking.
They're all figuring out how to solve America's problems.
Also, Cyprus' problems.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Sure, sure.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It's about time somebody did that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Well, because they're all listeners, they know that Cyprus's problems are our problems because of the globalists.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yes, exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Right, right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Right.
And then one of them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
No, no, no.
A different guy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
No, see, I didn't hear him introduce a different guy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I know too much.
It's a different guy.
unidentified
Okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
See, now I heard him just say, and then one of them stood up and said, we're going to get you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Different guy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Different guy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
All right.
Different guy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Because I'm hoping for a secret globalist in this situation.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Well, you might be thrilled with where this goes, but it's not a secret globalist inso much as it's one of the people he's hanging out with in the hot tub.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
One of the three fictional listeners that I'm sure exist entirely in his head.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So there's another guy.
Of course.
And he's like, aha, I'm going to get you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
How long was he there for?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
What do you mean?
The other guy?
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Full time.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Though he was there the whole time?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Look, we'll get more details as this goes on.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Okay.
Never mind.
That's fine.
That's fine.
This story, there's some red flags.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Right, but he was going out to break at this point, so he didn't have time to fully flesh out the story.
So now he comes back from break, and he has a chance to give this story a couple more layers of detail.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
He's going to retell the story immediately after break.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Oh, yeah.
A couple more layers of detail.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
And, you know, I told the guys in the hot tub after this establishment authoritarian collaborator left, and I was in that hot tub.
I gave him Rob Dew's email because he's good at reading his email.
And I said, later in the week, we'll get Robinson if you want to tell the story of what you saw because it's so unbelievable.
unidentified
We're all calmly sitting there in a hot tub.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I like that Alex admits that this is unbelievable.
To the best of my knowledge, he does not have them on top of that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
To corroborate a story.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And even if they did, I still don't believe it.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
A hot tub going, I don't know how we bring together the country.
I don't know how we unify people around the Bill of Rights and Constitution and the cyber situation.
They're going to suck our accounts dry here.
You know, it's the Federal Reserve.
It's the crony capitalist.
How do we get our industry back?
And, you know, one guy worked in utility contracting.
He was talking about how they were shutting the power plants down.
And it's all about saving America and unity.
These guys were all successful.
One was an electrical engineer.
The other guys were successful in business.
You know, one guy, you know, has a payroll of a quarter million dollars a month.
The other guy, you know, paid $300,000.
He was saying in taxes to the feds last year.
And we're sitting there in the hot tub.
I'm watching my kids off running around and stuff at the pool.
My wife's over there in the pool.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Unnecessary details.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Wait, so this is midday.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I'm imagining a later night like everybody's drinking.
Everybody's got a cocktail.
No, this is midday.
Sun shining.
Beautiful, gorgeous day.
Wife and kids in the pool over there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Alex as far away from them as he can possibly get.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
He'll still be listening.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
And imaginary globalist.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
And this guy gets in the tub, and I said, man, that guy's an authoritarian.
The way he was about 67 years old, he said he was later when we talked to him.
He had a baseball cap on.
And he was sitting there very elitist.
And I was talking about China and the suicide nets and the mass extermination.
And he goes, hey, China's doing a great job.
It's not a problem.
Have you read this professor's book?
And we're bringing in globalism to end the violence.
Of course, there'll be some problems on the road to it.
And I was like, whoa, you mean Fabian socialism?
Bringing the whole government to some violence, but after it'll all be fixed.
And he didn't know who I was, or he said he didn't.
And he gets out of the hot tub and he leans over and he goes, The age of the white man is over.
White man.
We're taking over.
The demographics have changed, and we're going to get everything.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Wait, wasn't he an old white man?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Your guns, everything.
And he said, you've lost.
And we're like, we've lost.
We're talking about mega banks draining everybody's accounts.
We want to build productivity.
Because it was four white guys in the hot tub.
And I'm like, you're here at a resort enjoying the free market.
This stuff doesn't exist in socialist countries and places that have become corrupt.
It falls apart.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
You are the worst comment.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
And he said, like I said, what you say doesn't matter.
We control things now.
We control the narrative.
And I went, what do you do?
And he goes, I'm a government scientist in viruses.
And he smiles and I go, oh, my God, you think there's too many people.
And he's like, you bet there is.
And I went, oh, my gosh.
He goes, I don't know who you are, and you don't count.
And the other guy said, obviously, he meant he knew who I was.
He just wanted to say, you don't exist to me.
Like, it's where they speak down to us.
This was an actual authoritarian enemy operative.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So now the story is it's all about white genocide, basically.
Or all of Alex Jones' narratives are being confirmed by this weirdo stranger who overhears him talking to a couple people at a hot tub and is like, China's doing great.
This is the fakest shit I want.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
This is a wonderful story.
I think it would have been written well by Kate Chopin.
I mean, I think there's a great author there that can really knock this story out of the park.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Or whoever wrote a child rolled on to the Dark Tower theory.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I want to know exactly what the internal monologue of this government scientist globalists are.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
He sees him coming over and he's like, oh, that's an authoritarian.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, well, of course.
I mean, if you see a man wearing, what would he be wearing that makes him look like an authoritarian?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
He's got a cap.
I don't know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
He's got a baseball cap.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Was it backwards?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Could have been.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That's an authoritarian move, right?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Sideways means he likes to party.
So you're in luck because you're asking about some details for what happened.
unidentified
Yes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Am I going to get some details?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
About 10 minutes later, he tells the story.
unidentified
He tells the same story 10 minutes later.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
He is workshopping this story.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Totally.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
For a party later.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Totally, because he adds dialogue in this one.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
He adds dialogue.
unidentified
The story shifts a little bit in this third television.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Who's the hero in this story?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
There are no heroes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
But if you just joined us, I was telling a story about my mom had an idea to go out to one of these, you know, as a Hyatt hotel outside Austin, Texas.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Lame Miraba.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
And the rivers out there, and there's a big swimming pool and stuff for the kids.
So we thought we'd have some family into town.
I was kind of a small little family reunion for Easter and go out there.
So I'm sitting there in the hot tub.
And it's an upper end, nice hotel.
And there's five white guys.
There were other quote, you know, quote, you know, groups of people out there, but actually five white guys in this hot tub over at 10 because there were two hot tubs.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Five white guys walk into the hot tub.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
We're sitting there talking about how the globalists are shutting down America, how both parties are corrupt, about how crony capitalists are able to use government to shut down their competition, how they're trying to bankrupt us by design.
So it was really a serious, heartfelt discussion.
One guy's like, man, let's talk about the Rangers.
Because I hadn't brought it up.
These guys were listeners.
A couple were hardcore listeners.
Another guy gets in the hot tub and is listening.
This wasn't like that evil Obama, these bad minorities.
It was not even a discussion about that, but a white guy gets in there.
White.
And look about retirement age.
He said he was 67 later.
He said the age of white men is over.
You'll all won't be here soon.
One guy said, well, how old are you?
And he goes, 67.
He goes, we got nine years on me.
But the whole point was we were having a heartfelt, yeah, the globalists are going to bankrupt us.
And they're working with China to leverage things out and the poor Chinese people.
Yeah, did you hear about this?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Why are you having this conversation?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
I'm sitting there talking to the engineer, and the guy's sitting there.
He starts defending communist China.
And I went, so you're a collectivist.
He goes, yes, I am.
Yes, I am.
He goes, I work for the government.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Using viruses.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
I work in pure research and viruses.
And we go, so we pay your salary.
He goes, it doesn't matter.
And he goes, you know, we're taking over.
And he gets out of the hot tub.
We're being real nice to him.
We thought he was joking.
And he stands there for like 20 minutes pointing his finger at us with the most ridiculous.
It'd be like a five-year-old kid going to WWF or WWE wrestling and standing by one of the fake muscle guys.
They have real fake tough guys or whatever.
I'm sure they are tough guys, but it's like ballet, one of the actors.
And actually, little kids feel powerful, reflected glory standing at the knee of a big man.
When I've seen my son, I guess he's healthy, so he admires his father.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Wait, what?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
There's a little more to this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I guess he's healthy, so he admires his father.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I think there's a little more to this clip.
Oh, I know there is, but I think what he's getting at there is like this authoritarian old man was like, he stood there for 20 minutes pointing at you.
Why?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
20 minutes?
Does he say anything?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
No, he's just pointing at you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Is he just like the ghost of Christmas Future?
I accuse you.
Jacuzzi.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
What he's doing to it.
I think he's insinuating that the guy, the authoritarian, felt tough because he was around Alex.
Like, there's something about Alex's toughness that rubs off on other people.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Anyway, there's a little more to the clip here.
Let's see what the rest of the story is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I can't understand those words.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Because we don't let him watch mainstream television.
He disdained me because that's the message.
You know, he feels strong when he's around me.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
But it was just watching, like, yes, I'm an authoritarian, a collectivist, and yes, the state's taking over, and you individuals will be defeated.
And he was laughing with, like, really evil pleasures.
This is like a movie.
And all these serious guys that have all these employees and are smart.
And they're going, I employ a lot of people.
Obamacare raised taxes on people's payroll.
And one guy, he's like, ah, whatever.
He goes, yeah, that's all part of the takeover.
It'll be different once you've been dealt with.
And like, you know, one guy's just going, why about you just get out of here then?
And the guy's like, you bet I will.
Enjoy your time.
And it was like sometimes.
He was like an anti-white racist who was a white guy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
All this doesn't make sense.
Like, no one behaves like this.
unidentified
Where's your first hole in this?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
All of it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Where's your plot hole?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
This shit Swiss cheese.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Let's workshop this.
How can we punch up this story?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I would have cut out a lot of details.
Page one rewrite.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Just from scratch.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Start over again.
unidentified
All right, all right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I would say.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Condense the three guys.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Well, here's what I would do.
Get rid of the antagonist.
That's bullshit.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, of course.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It's unbelievable.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
If you wanted to say that you're just hanging out in a hot tub with a couple people who turned out to be fans of yours, by all means, go for it.
That's an.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I don't know.
You got to have a driving force in the story.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
No, because it's too similar to all the times that he says he goes to grocery stores and people turn into demons when they look at him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Well, yeah, but that's because there's a theme developing.
It's like a crazy story.
It's like Stephen King writing all of his stories in Maine.
It's like there's always going to be the guy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Right, right.
There is an unreliable narrator situation in anytime Alex Jones tells a story about his own life.
And we know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Alex Jones lives fight club.
I think that's what's really going on here.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, to a certain extent.
Or at least he thinks everyone else wants to fight with him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That's definitely part of his psychosis.
But, Jordan, we're having a lot of fun.
We're laughing at this obviously not true story from Alex's vacation.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Bananas.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
But we should be serious.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Is he going to tell it again?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
No.
We should be serious.
Are you listening?
No.
We should be serious.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
This event in Alex Jones' life had some serious consequences.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
How?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Listen to this.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
This is what it looks like to be a fallen joke of a people.
And I don't say that to put us down.
I'm really sad.
I had nightmares after I talked to that guy Saturday night.
I woke up.
I don't really usually have nightmares.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Oh, no.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Or if I have a scary dream, it's more like entertainment.
I woke up just in a sweat, so sad for how evil that guy is and how pathetic he was.
Like, I had sorrow in the dream for how pathetic these people are.
That they're so horrible and so weak and so evil and so dangerous and so pathetic and that they're going to have their way.
They're going to bring America down.
They're going to wreck everything because they hate goodness.
They hate success.
They hate wealth because they're nobodies.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That doesn't count.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I mean, that guy was a government viral scientist.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Also not true.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I mean, yeah, but that's kind of a big deal.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
I mean, he wouldn't be a nobody if that is true.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, no, he's definitely not a nobody.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
But also it doesn't.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
He's the one devising the genocide virus, right?
That's a big deal.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It doesn't track logically to be like these people are so evil and they want to destroy you because they're nobodies.
Being a nobody doesn't necessarily mean you want to destroy the world.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Well, it's also because they hate good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Well, sure.
But that's just a pathetic.
I mean, he's using George W. Bush rhetoric.
Like, they hate our freedom.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, well, they do hate our freedom.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Right, but Alex plays this game where he's like, I hate George W. Bush.
I think he's a monster trying to pitch this war on us.
Then he uses the same rhetoric against his imaginary enemy, the globalists.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It's bizarre.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Very bizarre.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Strangely enough, though, both enemies, ultimately the same thing.
And that's brown people.
That's Muslims.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yep.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That's what's really going on here.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Well, because they're the tool of the globalists.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Even his disagreements with the globalists are like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
We both hate Muslims.
That's the disagreement.
That's it.
That's the whole thing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So, Jordan, we're done with that story for now.
Yes.
But on April 1st, we do find a big piece.
It's a bad show.
It's not good.
It's mostly this story.
But at the end of it, we get a visit from one Steve Pieczenik.
steve pieczenik ▲ ● ▼
Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And at this point, Steve Pieczenik is pushing the Sandy Hook was fake narrative.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And Alex has him explaining.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I was there in the hot tub.
I can tell you all of it's true.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
He looks like he's about 67.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Maybe it was Pachenek.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Maybe it was Pieczenik.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It was Pieczenik.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Wearing a mask.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Fake mustache.
Pachenek.
unidentified
Okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
New theory.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
All right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
New theory.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
All right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Everybody in Alex's life is living a constant make-a-wish for Alex.
Where it's like everybody always, every single person in all of his stories who's the antagonist, that's one of his friends wearing a mask to give him something to talk about.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So it's like when they turned the city, yeah, same thing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Same thing.
The kid who's dying.
They're all being told every single day that Alex is going to die, and it needs to be the best day of his life.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I mean, it's possible.
I don't know.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
But I think there's another theory that if you use the logic of people like Steve Pieczenik, you could say that everyone Alex runs into is crisis actors.
Ooh, you could say that.
But that's just gangstalking shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Right, right, right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That's a classic kind of.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
See, now that's an improv anywhere video I would actually watch.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So in this next quote.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
The boyhood-length 12-year-long film of everybody fucking with Alex Jones.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I couldn't handle watching it because I know the consequences are this.
They would bump me up.
Good prank, guys.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Good prank.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
But unfortunately.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
You at least got to give them respect.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
So this is Steve Pieczenik explaining pretty early on why he believes that Sandy Hook was a false flag.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Okay.
So, Doc, what is your take on Sandy Hook?
Is it just all the clear scripting and how they were ready minute one and now it's come out that Bloomberg was ready months before?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Not true.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
And then all the people that look and act like actors.
What's your take as an expert on this?
steve pieczenik ▲ ● ▼
Well, this is a total script.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
He's an expert.
steve pieczenik ▲ ● ▼
I'm expert of a woman who lives in Sandy Hook who's worth $600 million and you can call her up.
You can interview her named Susan Collins.
She's written all the Hunger Game movies, the Hunger Game Good, the books.
And literally, it comes out of her script.
The assassination of children in schools, assassination of children in a dystopic society, the fact that she had no comments, the fact that this almost came out of her own books on children and war.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So yeah, that's his theory.
That's where it comes from.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Sandy Hook.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That's a big part of their Sandy Hook theory.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Is the Hunger Games.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Right.
And because Susan Collins is from near Sandy Hook, maybe even Sandy Hook, I don't know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
You can call her up.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Right, you could.
And it's suspicious that she says no comment.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
She doesn't have anything to say?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Why would she comment on other than to an official comment?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Other than to hide.
Other than to hide.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
You make a great point.
You make a great point.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Why wouldn't she comment?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
How fucking soft is this shit?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
What else does Susan Collins have to do?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
You could make the argument then that, like, hey, you know, I don't know, Devin Sawa was in on it because he was in that movie, The Faculty.
Was he in that?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Usher.
Usher Raymond was in it.
Usher did it.
unidentified
Usher was an Usher the musician.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Sure.
But yeah, I mean, that had to do with students being killed at school.
Right.
It's nonsense, man.
Dude, this is a disaster.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Nobody show him the Japanese version.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Oh, sure.
Battle Royale?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Nobody show him Battle Royale.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That's a better conspiracy theory that she owes that person millions of dollars.
But it bums me out because Alex is wrong about so much.
And I never knew that the sort of genesis of this theory, obviously it's coming from Steve.
Steve is one of his big resources on this.
And one of the biggest things he has going for him is: look, Susan Collins is from there.
She wrote a book.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
unidentified
She won't say any comment.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That's not anything.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
So is the implication then that the government hired her to write the Sandy Hook Massacre?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Probably.
Or predictive programming through the Gunger Games book.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I like the conspiracy better if the government goes to Susan Collins and they're like, we don't even know how to false flag it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Oh, so you're talking like a wag the dog scenario.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
They're like, we need a script writer because we can't write the Sandy Hook Massacre.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
How would you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
We need Woody Harrelson to come in and write a song about a shoe.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
How would you even begin to write the Sandy Hook Massacre?
Would you just look back at all of the other school shootings that we've had?
That are you hire Susan Collins of the Hunger Games.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And let me be clear, too.
The Hunger Games is nothing like Sandy Hook.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I feel like we shouldn't have to say that, and yet at the same time, I think we do have to say that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
There are quite a lot of differences in terms of the setting, the plot, all those sorts of things.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
No, no, no.
Don't you remember?
The similarities?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
Tons of them.
So that bums me out, man.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Were there any similarities?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Kids died?
I guess that's the biggest thing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Is that his point?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
Yeah, I think so.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
And it was a school?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yep.
That's about it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And then he goes on to talk about crisis actors, and that's a little bit of a dude.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Susan Collins is great, though.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
After that, he goes into like, hey, there's crisis actors, all this shit.
And like, that's not compelling either.
You look into all those arguments, and that's macaroni, not macaroni, Swiss.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That's cheese.
Macaroni.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Cheese with holes in it, my friend.
So I wish they had something better, but they don't.
They're just casting.
It's the same thing that we talk about over and over again.
It's telling stories before there is a story in order to get ahead of it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Like Susan Collins.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Right, right.
And just making stuff up, making implications, insinuations that are irresponsible.
And that's all he's doing about Sandy Hook.
And unfortunately, it caught on like crazy.
And granted, Alex Jones.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Well, so did The Hunger Games.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It's true.
Maybe that's the connection.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That's what it is.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I mean, Alex Jones did.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
The only person who could write a conspiracy theory this great, a conspiracy theory this great is Susan Collins.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Indeed.
Alex Jones didn't start Sandy Hook denialism or anything like that.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
But, I mean, he played a big part in publicizing it.
And so, I mean, he should be ashamed that one of his big pieces of logic is the Hunger Games.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It's ridiculous.
Anyway, we go from here on to April 2nd.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Well, you know who wrote Las Vegas?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Who's that?
J.K. Rowling.
What are you talking about?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Of course she did.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
What are the cases?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That's the highest-grossing shooting of all.
Come on, God.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
We move on to April 2nd.
And Alex Jones is in a different headspace on April 2nd.
And he starts things off with a little bit of complaining about the UN, which is interesting.
I mean, he hates the UN.
And let's see where he goes with it.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
And then when the UN finally takes over under State Department plan and UN international treaty and public law 7277, that's an executive order that becomes law by bureaucratic fiat.
Under 7277, go read it.
And go look at the graphics.
It shows our military being phased down to nothing as the UN-NATO military is built up.
Our helmets get little in the graph.
Their helmets get big in the graph.
And then, when they're finally done making you hate the police and the revolution and the takeover, the globalists are in the revolution, they're then going to disarm all the police as well.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And then it was a fake laugh.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Fake laugh.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
So what do you think about that?
What do you think about law 7277?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It sounds great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Sure does.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I want to know what law preceded it.
Like, what was 7276?
And then what was 7278.
Because if 7277 is get rid of the entire military, I feel like one or the other on either side has to be similarly good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
You're asking stupid questions, man.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
And then the other one is like, what?
Everybody uses a toilet.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Everybody dance.
Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That's the one?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That's the next thing.
So we've actually mentioned this a tiny bit before.
I didn't realize that this was such a huge part of Alex Jones' dumb beliefs about the UN.
But what this is, is a document that was put out by the State Department, and it is called Freedom from War, the United States Program for General and Complete Disarmament in a Peaceful World.
It was written and released in September of 1961.
And basically what it lays out is a plan that they'd like to see for weapons being taken away.
Not weapons taken away from everybody, but de-escalation of arms.
And one of the reasons for that is they were in the middle of the fucking Cold War.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I don't understand.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Primarily what it is about is reducing the risk of nuclear war.
It doesn't really have to do with disarming populations as it does with the United States and the fucking Soviet Union getting together and negotiating to not use nukes and to make sure that other countries don't pursue operations in nuclear weapons.
So this is just something that was written by the State Department.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And it's submitted to the UN?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It was a wish list to Santa.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It's conceivably submitted to the UN, but one of the things that you can do is you can go to the UN's website and you know what they have?
They have minutes of every assembly that they have.
So I went back to the 16th General Assembly from 1961 and looked through it.
Is there anything here?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
You can read every single UN general session.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Everyone.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Every single one.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Every single one.
Even some of the stuff that seems petty as hell.
Like they're just making proclamations of stuff.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That's largely what they do when they have General Assembly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It's a useless organization.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
They generally don't end up saying like, all right, we're going to disarm everybody.
What they end up doing is that they say it is our feeling that what we should pursue, that people should pursue, is the United States.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Let's don't kill everybody.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So not using nuclear weapons.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Dear Santa, can we not kill everybody?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Right.
unidentified
Thanks.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So much like the Cloward and Piven nonsense, which is just something that was written up and discussed by professors as just an idea.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
This was just an idea that was given and made, and the UN didn't even hear it.
unidentified
It is.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Didn't even hear it in their General Assembly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It's truly a testament to the laziness of humankind that literally every single UN general session you can go and read and there are still conspiracy theories about it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, totally.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That's fantastic.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I mean, I had the 16th Assembly pulled up and the 17th, and I Was a good one.
17th was great.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
If I was going to rank all of the UN General Assemblies, I would start with 76.
That one was amazing.
Now, of course, in the top five is number one, but that's really just a legacy thing.
Like, it's the legend, you know?
It's just that it started the whole thing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So in the General Assembly documents, they have the entire minutes, and it's just stuff like this: like admission of the Republic of Rwanda to membership in the United Nations.
There are things that are proposed, and then they discuss them, and they're all listed in here.
And most of them are really mundane shit.
Some of it is about money.
A lot of it is about dispensation of money, the trusteeship status.
There's stuff about needing to fill positions and stuff like that.
It's the minutes of a boring meeting.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Oh, that was Order 7276.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
But there's also stuff on there about nuclear disarmament and shit.
And so, I mean, what Alex talks about, this Rule 7277, is not something that's even passed as a United States law, and it's not something that was even put to the floor in the UN General Assembly.
So it's nothing.
It's just something that someone wrote and was like, eh, don't fuck it.
That's pie-in-the-sky shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Don't do this.
I'm kind of inspired.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
But this is what Alex says.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I'm kind of inspired by this level of stupidity.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
This is what Alex does all the time, though, too.
He doesn't take the context of documents he's citing into account.
The fact that he still cites that one dumbass thing about chemtrails, that long Article 50 that he did on Rogan, it means like...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Well, that was also something that the virus scientists admitted to him in the hot tub.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, yeah, of course.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Nefariously.
While he was pointing at him for 20 minutes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Now, this is a whole new wrinkle on Alex that I want.
I want actually his show to be in a hot tub and just have people say random shit to him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Well, he's done a couple episodes without his shirt on.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It's close.
That is pretty cool.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It's close enough for jazz.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Now I just imagine every story of his is him in a hot tub.
Do you think he wears a chain?
I feel like he wears a chain when he gets into the hot tub.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Probably.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
A huge chain.
Never wears a chain at any other time.
But when you get into a hot tub, you got to DJ Khaled that shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So, Alex Jones, if you wanted to make some other critiques of the UN, I would be game for them because the UN does have a lot of impotent enforcement of human rights stuff.
And a lot of the employees of the UN have been caught doing some pretty bad shit.
There are definitely issues.
And if you wanted to talk about those in a more realistic way, I'd be all for it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I'd say they're like number seven on the international like number one is FIFA as far as international corruptness.
Then you go down to the IOC, the Olympic Committee.
Then you take one step down, and then we're at the NCAA.
And they're so evil, even though they're not international, they're still top three on international corruption lists.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Right.
And number 10, 11, somewhere down there is globalists.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Right, right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Fake globalists.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Right, right.
Number 12, ATT.
Weird.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Weird thing.
I'd like to propose Sprint.
Not a fan.
Anyway, in this next clip, Alex Jones talks about some of the other stuff that he thinks that the UN does.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
He doesn't look like a gang banger.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I apologize.
There we go.
That does sound bad, that voice.
But this isn't about the UN.
This is about someone had made a facetious argument about killing kids up till three years of age or something like that.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It was more of a thought experiment than anything else.
It wasn't a serious proposal in any sense.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
I think it should be.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Well, you're alone in that opinion.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Fair enough.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
But so, Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Well, I got at least one more.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
Whoever made this facetious argument and you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
He doesn't look like a gang banger.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
The way he says it, it means the other thing.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
I mean, everybody knows.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Not the thing he thinks.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
But if you're wearing a sports jacket and a nice shirt and calling dead babies, I mean, that's liberal.
And I could just imagine that I'm with them.
I want to imagine I'm with the New World Order.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Right there is a problem for his future.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Sometimes I just like to imagine I'm with the New World Order.
Does he list all the things that he did for Trump?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking.
He's showing some signs of like, I want to be on a fucking team.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I'm sick of this.
Everyone thinks I'm a dick.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I have a dream.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I want to sell pills.
I'm sick of this gold shit.
Gold isn't going out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
At this point, I think it's still longevity, your favorite longevity.
But here we go.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I love youongevity.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Let's see where he goes with these thoughts of wanting to be part of a team.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
As they poison, as they destroy my future, as they do all this, I just imagine I'm part of it.
And I turn on the, I watch the State of the Union and look at Obama.
And oh, he's for me.
Oh, he likes me.
unidentified
Oh.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Oh, I've got a newborn baby coming.
I'm going to go give it a bunch of shots.
And then, you know, the baby's 18 months old walking around giggling and laughing and gets the next round and then has convulsions and never talks again.
But that's not the shot.
So the government loves me.
The government is a loving group.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Okay.
Let me just stop.
The new magazine is out and it's selling very, very quickly.
And of eight issues, we've sold out on it.
Damn it, Dad!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Smooth.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
You son of a bitch!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Smooth stuff.
So he's selling a magazine back at this point.
At this point, he's selling a magazine.
He has an InfoWars magazine.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Full glossy spreads of, I don't know what.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
So you mean he was right on time and getting into the print industry?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Absolutely.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, yeah.
So here's where he gets back to the UN troops.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
What's in this magazine?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I don't fucking know.
I've never got.
I should get all these.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, we need to get.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, for my collection, I should have every InfoWars magazine.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
I know you've seen Miss America up there saying, I love the UN and shirts of little starving kids.
And oh, the UN's helping.
The UN's there cutting their food off.
And then once they've already killed most of them, they'll have a photo op giving some kids some food.
The UN in Rwanda helped kill a million people on record.
No.
You can type in UN troops killing children.
And if you've got the nerve to look at it, it's barbecuing them, raping them, roasting them over fires, beating their brains out.
They were there with machine guns set up when they had the Hutus killing the Tootsies, the Christian minority.
And then they tried to get out of the camps.
They would run them to refugee camps, the UN, would then pull out and wait with heavy machine guns because they didn't want to spend too many bullets.
A human's not worth a bullet.
And then they would send in the one tribe to hack them up.
There's the Guardian.
UN troops stand by and watch carnage.
They didn't stand by and watch.
They run the operations.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So Alex thinks Rwanda was a false flag.
Right.
That's rough.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
No, that sounds right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I'd like to read to you from this article about the.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
If you Google, if you type in the exact words he says, nothing comes up.
Do not.
Even if something did come up, don't trust the first link on that because that's somebody who is saying exactly those words.
And you can't trust somebody who says those words.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So this is a conversation that the Guardian had with a lady named Helena Newit Zina.
Zina Carter.
Newit Zina.
She was in Rwanda when the UN peacekeeping soldiers were there.
And here is a quote from her that really indicates what one of the bigger issues was with the UN response.
We could not believe that the United Nations was just going to let us die.
We were always hearing on the radio how they were there to help us.
But when the killers were looking us in the eye and saying we were going to die, what did the UN do?
It saved white people.
That's really the issue.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Oh, man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That's really more the issue of the response that they had.
There was not enough resources.
There wasn't enough troops or even the motivation necessarily to resolve the issue.
They bungled it.
If you go back and listen to interviews with Romeo Delaire, the guy who was the head of the troops there, it's some of the most heartbreaking stuff to hear him talk about what he wanted to do and what he wasn't able to do.
That sort of stuff is terrifying to hear.
And if Alex wants to make the argument metaphorically that the UN had a part in killing of, I think it was 800,000 people, not a million, but if he wants to make that argument, yes, it is true in the sense that they didn't do what they could have done.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
But it's not true in the sense that they were barbecuing children.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Right.
Now, can Alex get me in touch with that viral scientist?
Question number one.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I don't know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Question number two.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
He says.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Is there a way to devise a virus that only kills white people?
Question number three.
All of them?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
He did say that he gave the other guys Rob Dew's email address, but probably not the authoritarian, I would imagine.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
No, I feel like they should.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So Alex Jones is stupid.
And in this next clip, he goes on to teach you how to not be a Patsy.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Don't take part in drills where you play the part of a radical Islamic terrorist or a radical right-wing terrorist because one day you're going to drive a real truck of explosives onto a military base.
Or if they pick a federal building that's got a daycare, there's not many of it.
There's a good chance you better check in the back of that truck.
That's going to be real explosive.
And you're going to go down in history as the right-winger who secretly worked for Al-Qaeda.
And again, new listeners are going, that makes no sense.
I mean, if they told people to throw their kids off cliffs to prove they didn't like Al-Qaeda, right-wingers would do it.
I mean, it's a total phobia.
They love hating Muslims.
It's a religion.
That's why it's so funny.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Fake laugh.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
It's so sick.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Fake laugh.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I think that might be a real laugh.
And he also admitted that right-wingers hate Muslims.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, they hate Al-Qaeda.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
No, he said Muslims.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Well, yeah, they hate Muslims too.
That's because all Muslims are in Al-Qaeda.
I remember this time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, according to Ray Winger.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So this is also a part of a bigger thing that he's talking about that he's like, it's so silly.
They're going to try and say that right-wingers are working with Al-Qaeda, which is ironic because now his entire argument is that the left is working with Al-Qaeda.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Right, well, we were.
And are.
Right.
What fantasy camp are you going to where you're like, oh, okay, well, what we're going to do is we're going to get into drills and pretend to be terrorists?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Well, that's what he thinks happened with Oklahoma City.
He thinks that Timothy McVeigh thought it was a fake thing.
He was sheep-dipped, as Alex likes to say.
He was just a good guy.
He was a good guy.
Just a normal, good guy.
But who they had go be a part of white supremacist, violent, anti-text organizations to sheep-dip him and make him look bad.
So when they ran the drill that he didn't know was real, he thought it was a drill.
unidentified
But why would he do the drill?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Alex.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Alex doesn't explain that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Who's putting together this drill?
What purpose could this drill serve?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I think the purpose of the drill would be, in theory, to catch other people who want to bomb something.
I think that's what he thinks.
He never really spells it out.
Alex doesn't really get that part of the narrative down.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It's a bad drill.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It's bad.
It's dumb.
But it's the only way that Alex Jones can wiggle his way out of white crime or white terrorism.
And so that's what he does.
He makes it that far.
He's like, no, no, no.
Timothy McVeigh was set up.
It was a setup, and he wasn't even a white supremacist man.
I know he was at those weird militia meetings and stuff.
I know that people have testified that they saw him there, but that's just because he was getting sheep-dipped because the military had to make him look like the bad guy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
But then in the next sentence, he talks about how right-wingers will do anything, they'll throw their baby off.
unidentified
They'll throw the baby off the roof to prove that they hate Al-Qaeda.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Right.
It doesn't make sense.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
So, yeah, I mean, well, then in that case, you could totally, you wouldn't even need to sell him on the drill.
You could have just been like, hey, Al-Qaeda lives in there.
unidentified
Go.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
Get in there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So, in this next clip, Alex tells us what dangers await us in the future.
Spoiler alert.
They're very dumb.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
We must be totally divided into racial and religious and ethnic sub-districts to then be ruled right out of hunger games by floating fortresses.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Susan is getting a lot of work.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Everyone is now ready for that because it's what they've been taught.
And the way they're going to kill us is with blimps at 120,000 feet with microwaves on them.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
No, no.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
They just float your city and microwave your city by grids.
Everybody wonders why they die a year later of cancer.
And that's all official.
Alexander Haig wrote about it 20 years ago.
I saw him bragging about it 16, 7, 9.
I saw him 20 years ago.
He wrote about it 25 years ago.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So Alexander Haig is the former Secretary of State during Nixon.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
And inventor of the blimp.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
He didn't.
Well, he didn't invent a blimp, but it is actually, you know, if you look into what the truth is here, it's actually super interesting.
So after Alexander Haig was involved in government, got into private life, he decided to get a bunch of people together and start a business called SkyStation, right?
And so what they were doing is that they were creating these giant balloons for telecommunications that would have advantages over giant satellites out in space.
They would fly lower and they would provide internet coverage for entire cities.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That's a great idea.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And they would provide.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Probably unworkable, though.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And they would provide a relay point for phones and stuff like that that would be much more effective.
Right.
And so him and some scientists got together and they tried to get this done and it just didn't work.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
And very quickly they were like, ooh.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, it didn't work.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Not a good idea.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So there's.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Would you tether it?
You would have to tether it, but then it's going to move.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
No, because they're giant.
I mean, I don't know.
Look, the reason that it hasn't been done.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
No, I want to verify this blimp story.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
No, the blimp story, part of it is real in the sense that they were trying to make a fucking huge blimp.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
But it was for internet stuff.
It was way ahead of its time.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I prefer this, Alex.
The Alex who's afraid of blimps.
Those were the good old days.
This was back when it was golden, man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So here's from a 2014 article in Newsweek.
The system they developed had promise.
One blimp at 65,000 feet above a city could have served all of the 1990s level internet traffic from the citizens below.
A blimp could stay up for five years.
But as with other schemes, time killed SkyStation.
Quote, we ended up licensing the technology to someone else and walked away, Alex Haig says.
That's his son.
Nothing's come of it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Oh.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So they aren't trying to microwave.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
They were trying to survive the blimp idea.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
They weren't trying to microwave fry people.
They were trying to find ways to service populations.
unidentified
All right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
New investment opportunity.
Knowledge fight blimp internet service.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Well, I think we're going to run into the same problem, SkyStation.
unidentified
No, this podcast, not the way to make money.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Blimp startup.
That's what we got to do.
We'll brand it with Knowledge Fight.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
All right.
unidentified
It'll be gold.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
All right.
Let's not talk any more of it or lest someone steal our ideas.
Our brilliant ideas.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Our blimpiant ideas.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Speaking of brilliant ideas.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
This next clip, Alex gets a call from a guy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And they talk about how the water is being poisoned.
But then this caller has a really interesting idea for a new segment on Alex's show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Blimp Talk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Well, that's mental illness, according to the authorities.
Hey, look, they put hormones in the water to feminize men.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Of course.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
And so if you gave those hormones to bulls, they would act docile.
We're under chemical warfare.
I mean, the White House Science Czar admits they put stuff in the water.
Nope.
Eco-science, he's written a couple other books.
This is all a fact.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Nope.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
And even now, as it comes out, they drug the water, they go, yeah, we're going to drug it more now.
We're going to put lithium in to make you behave.
I mean, these people are flaming authoritarian monsters.
And that's where the men went, brother.
unidentified
I agree with you, but I do think there are still a lot of men in the country, and I know they're out there listening right now, and I want to speak to them for just a moment.
And my idea for the show is for these people to call in just a short segment of your show when you do have callers to call in, and we want to hear from the men in this country because I know they're out there.
I'm calling right now, man.
I'm one of them.
I'm making videos on YouTube.
I'm speaking to people.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Keep going.
unidentified
Telling you, like, I'm fighting hard, man.
I'm fighting up here.
I'm fighting with you guys.
And you guys down there need to know you got brothers in the trench up here in Canada.
Big time.
We're together and I'm here to fight with you, man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
He wants to have.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Is there going to be an armed resurrection or revolution in insurrection?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Possibly.
Of the men.
I love that.
The idea that he'd have a segment on his show.
All right.
unidentified
We're taking calls only from real men.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
This segment, only real men call in.
So real.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I think emotional vulnerability is one of the things that needs to be.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Oh.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
You're out.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I think the strength to open up and ask for help.
Oh.
I think maybe the biggest test of manhood is the ability to accept.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It's push-ups.
Speaking of real men, though, in his next clip, Alex Jones talks about a couple of... Tim Allen.
Arr, arr, arr, arr.
In this clip, Alex talks about a couple of real men, right?
Real men.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
But I mean, you read the whole life of Andrew Jackson and Davey Crockett.
Davy Crockett was trying to basically imitate Andrew Jackson.
He was the big icon of all the battles and wars and stabbings and shootings and, you know, shot three times, stabbed, bleeding for a week straight, refusing to die.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Stop jerking.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
I mean, just tough as nails.
Andrew Jackson.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So I know you hate Andrew Jackson.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I hate Andrew Jackson.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And you'll be thrilled to learn that so did Davy Crockett.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Of course he did.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Davy Crockett, he's known as the man of the wild frontier and all that.
He's known for all that shit.
But in addition to that, he served in the house.
He was a politician for a bit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And in this time there, he fucking hated Andrew Jackson.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Well, yeah, because he modeled his life after.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Absolutely not.
But in particular, he was so mad at Andrew Jackson for his treatment of Native Americans.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Because Davy Crockett had a, he loved him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
No, he spoke multiple languages and traded with them all the time.
That was kind of one of the big things that he did.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Absolutely.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
He got into the middle.
Is there anything more Andrew Jacksonian than hating Andrew Jackson?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
You might have a decent point there.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
There we go.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
But he was super passionately against the Indian Removal Act of 1830 that Andrew Jackson was trying to pass, and that led them to be pretty serious enemies.
And beyond that, he had a lot of ideas about how Andrew Jackson was dealing with finances and the banks and stuff like that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Poorly?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, and so he butted heads with them about that.
Like he is a politician who very seriously got into rows with Andrew Jackson.
So the idea that he was emulating him and trying to be him.
Also, they're only like eight years apart or something like that.
They were born pretty close to each other.
And the only time that they really come together is in the Tennessee militia in 1802.
The two of them served there together.
But then Alex is just jacking off more because he loves Andrew Jackson for whatever reason.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
He loves graphic descriptions of violence.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And Davy Crockett apparently also died at the Alamo, like our friend Colonel Travis.
Yeah, yeah.
And so, you know, he just becomes a default hero for Alex.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
When, you know, if you look into the reality.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
He's a wonderful name to throw into whatever argument that he wants to have.
You know, David Crockett, he loved Trump.
Like, sure, fine, whatever.
You're making this shit up.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
You're playing an imaginary game.
Yeah.
So at this point in the show, on April 2nd, Alex Jones starts talking about people lugging guns across mountains.
Right.
He's talking about how men used to be men.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Like Hannibal and Carthage?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
More recently, American dudes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Oh, okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Like lugging cannons at, I don't know, I can't remember any of the names of the battles, but he's saying that stuff.
And he gets to this.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
That compared to fat little blobs, and I mean spiritually fat, but they were fat, pointing, and they would walk up and go, ah, ah, into a fake laugh, like, oh, whoa.
Like the collectivist that came up to me when I was at a resort for Easter at a family reunion this weekend.
And I was in the hot tub, and I'm talking about, yeah, the tyranny and their listeners.
Will they take our bank accounts here?
And oh, my God, how bad will it get?
And the Republican leadership's control.
And there's a guy sitting there for 20 minutes.
He gets up and goes, you're all going to fail.
We're taking over.
Nothing can stop us.
He heard us talking about authoritarianism and how dangerous it was.
And he wanted to get up and celebrate and point his finger and go, you're right.
We're taking over.
And I go, who are you?
I'm a government professor scientist in viruses.
And he smiled and I went, oh, my God, you're a population reductionist eugenicist.
And I said, you know, what you got taken down in the basement of the facility when you were, you know, getting good grades in college and brought into it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
And he was like, getting good grades.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
No, Don't interrupt this at all.
You must hear this nonsense.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
See, when you were, you know, getting good grades in college and brought into it.
And he was like, who, who, what?
Where did you?
That got thrown out, though, by the time I got older.
I hit him one time.
He was like, oh, wait, wait, you know about the club I'm in.
unidentified
I'm like, of course I know who you are.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Folks, they're going to kill hundreds of millions of us.
They got re-education camps, official FEMA documents.
This is real history happening.
Of course I know the enemy.
I make it my business to know the enemy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
You make it your business to lie about people, who at least in this case probably don't exist.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
By the way, the moment that he said stood up pointing, I started pointing myself.
It is really hard to hold it for this long.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
20 minutes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
20 minutes is a long time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It's a ridiculous amount of time.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That's a good workout.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, absolutely.
It's like doing a plank.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, I'm starting to go numb.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So the story has changed now.
Alex tells him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
You know about what club I'm in?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I play Bridge on Fridays.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
You know why he throws that in, though?
It's to combine it with his narratives about his dad, how the globalists tried to recruit his dad.
Right, right.
And now he can weave that into this narrative and be like, I confirmed it by confronting this authoritarian virus scientist.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I hit him with one thing and he was like, oh, no.
No.
They got us.
They're onto us.
I shouldn't have stood up, pointed, and revealed who I am.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Right.
I don't think that there's, first of all, I mean, none of this is real, but there's no way that if that happened, Alex wouldn't.
He told the story three fucking times in the first day.
Why isn't this piece in it?
Why isn't that?
Wow, it's because you give it another day and you tell it a little bit differently.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
He starts adding little embellishments.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I like it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
What a lotus shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
He's fleshing it out like Susan Collins in the Hunger Games.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Right.
Took her a long time to rip off that book.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So we have one more clip, Jordan, here in April 2nd.
Little tight episode here.
A little hour longer for the people.
But in this next clip, Alex Jones wants you to know.
He's basically sort of doing his own version of that song, That Don't Impress Me Much.
That Shania Twain song.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So you got a hot car.
That don't impress me much.
That's kind of how he starts.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I like your lead-in to the chorus there.
Hey, you got a good car.
That don't impress me.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That's kind of how it gave me.
You gave a little stank to the Look, Shania Twain's great.
Also, I didn't pull the clip of it because I was running out of time, but at one point in this episode, Alex does recite the lyrics to hurt the whole thing.
No, no, just maybe a verse.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Oh, okay.
unidentified
But is this after I don't know the time frame?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Anyway, Alex Jones is not impressed by worldly things.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
I mean, you know what I want?
I mean, I see somebody with a giant diamond ring, doesn't excite me.
I see somebody with a big mansion, doesn't excite me.
I see somebody defeating tyrants.
I get butterflies.
I get tears in my eyes.
And I want to meet them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
He's faking crying at this point, too.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Really, dude?
Because I take all this personal, ladies and gentlemen, and you should too.
My freedom is personal.
My children's future, such darling little good people, is up to me.
unidentified
It's up to you.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
It's up to us together.
And I take it real personal.
So take it personal with me.
Get a prisonplanet.tv membership.
Be part of my page.
God damn it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
How can you do that?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That's amazing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
For fuck's sake.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Oh, God.
What the fuck?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That one hurt.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That one literally hurt me.
I am physically pain.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
That one's next level because it involves fake crying.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Oh, the future of my children won't be secure unless you buy Prison Planet t-shirts.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Well, it's even worse than that because he's like, I take it real personally because of my children.
Sweet, sweet darlings.
So take it personally with me.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
And buy a t-shirt.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
On the level of.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I'm sick of taking it personally.
Now I would like to take it professionally, please.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
On the level of, like, you know how I find words to be like, speaking of blank, you know, like that style of transitioning.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
He did do that.
And I appreciate it on that level.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
The fact that he's playing my game.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I love it.
That's fine.
Speaking of taking things personally.
Holy shit.
That's disgraceful.
That's next level stuff.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That one was good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Damn.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
That one made me feel all good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So that brings us to the end of April 1st and 2nd.
Alex Jones has met an authoritarian in a hot tub.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Lied about it.
We found out that Steve Pieczenik, one of the big pieces of his Sandy Hook narrative, is the Hunger Games.
We've learned that Alex Jones lies a lot about the UN in very specific ways.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Don't participate in any right-wing terrorism drills.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I don't think our audience needs a chance to get it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
If anybody offers you, like, hey, you want to be a right-wing terrorist for a day?
Do not say yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
You want a fake bomb?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, don't say yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Also, I guess we learned they were all going to die because of blimps.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
Well, yeah, but we all knew that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And Alex Jones.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
If anybody's ever watched a steampunk anime, they knew we were all going to die from blimps.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
And Alex Jones knows nothing about David Crocker.
So that brings us to the end of the show.
This has been fun.
So what's going to happen is tomorrow, as this comes out, this will come out on Tuesday.
And then on Wednesday, we will put out the live episode.
And get this, there's more to the story of the live episode than just what we covered on the live episode.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
We could only go over by a half hour of our already.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
The narrative goes on.
There's a fuller picture that we'll explore on Thursday night.
We'll do it live and it'll come out on Friday.
So there will be part two of whatever it is we covered at the live show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Nice tease.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Thanks.
So that's the schedule for the week.
Really appreciate everybody listening.
If you want to check us out, you can go to our website, knowledgefight.com.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, you can follow us on Twitter.
It's at knowledge underscore fight.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Correct, we're on Facebook.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
We are on Facebook.
You could go to iTunes.
You could say nice things.
Leave a review.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Do the thing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
You can do all those things.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, you can do all those things.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
If you'd like to support the show, you can click on knowledgefight.com.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Oh, yeah, do we have an update on...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
We're still hovering around 70% of the way to our monthly goal, which, I mean, we got another eight days, eight days or so.
So if you want to donate and make us cover Endgame, we will do that if we get there.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
We would have thrown the take in from what we made at the playground.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
But we got nothing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
But we did not get paid.
We did not get paid.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
It's only fair.
unidentified
Quite fair.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, at the same time, that might be their financing strategy is just nobody's here to pay you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
It's just an empty building.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, yeah.
Also, no one's there at the box office.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
So that might sound like that.
That's true.
Nobody was there.
But anyway, yeah, so that's where we're at.
If you want to support, you can go to knowledgefight.com, click support the show, become PolicyWonk.
unidentified
For sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
We would appreciate it.
But, Jordan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I will tell you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
I will tell you today you inspired me.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
Okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼
Because Andrew Jackson can go fuck himself.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼
I agree.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
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