Knowledge Fight - #92: October 13 & 16, 2017

Oct. 17, 2017 - Knowledge Fight

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#92: October 13 & 16, 2017

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Knowledge Fight’s #92 episode dissects Alex Jones’ October 13 & 16, 2017 rants—where he pivoted from Hollywood harassment claims to bizarre "globalist rapist" analogies, then flip-flopped on war with Trump. Dan and Jordan mock his spiritual theatrics ("May the wolf choke on my flesh") and stolen catchphrases, exposing Jones’ reliance on Roger Stone’s shifting narratives (e.g., Tillerson’s December firing) and Owen Schroyer’s failed replacements. The episode underscores Jones’ central role in far-right media, whose absence leaves no credible alternative. [Automatically generated summary]
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alex jones

infowars 18:12

dan friesen

33:27

jordan holmes

23:13

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mark dice

00:30

owen shroyer

winn 02:16

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Speaker	Time	Text
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
		Thanks for holding.
		Hello, Alex.
unidentified		I'm a first-time caller.
		I'm a huge fan.
		I love your work.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I love you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hey, everybody.
		Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
		I'm Dan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm Jordan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We are a couple dudes who like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That is correct.
		Is there a twist to that?
		Some sort of hook that would get people to listen?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There is a twist.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I am drinking a cappuccino beverage, and you are drinking an alcoholic beverage.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm drinking Golden Road Wolf Pup Session IPA, which is terrible.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, great.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I wish I were drinking Revolution Beer.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There we go.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Revolution Brewery.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Please sponsor us.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I was just thinking, how is this insulting the beer going to help us get a sponsor?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, it's all about.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's all about Revolution.
		That's what it's about.
		That's what I'm doing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Smart.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I appreciate it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I respect the game.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Something wrong with my headphones.
		Doesn't sound great.
		Got to be awesome.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, that's you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It probably is.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Let's see.
		Maybe I fiddle with this.
		Who cares?
		Anyway, guys, welcome back.
		This is a podcast where we talk about Alex Jones.
		We are going to be going over a lot of stuff today.
		We're going to have a number of days that we're going to be covering today because we were off for a little bit at the end of last week.
unidentified		Yes, sir.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I want to deal with some issues, but first, here is an out-of-context drop from Alex Jones.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		When I plug, we're in the black.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		When I don't, we're in the red.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, boy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, boy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's doing it wrong.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Wait, so, but he's always plugging.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So then they must be the most profitable company in the history of the world.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They have never had a bad day.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think he meant it in reverse.
		Yeah.
		But at the same time, no matter whether you were being accurate or not, it doesn't work.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You are always plugging.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		ABP.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Always be plugging.
		I got it.
		Yep.
		Cappuccino beverages are for closers.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So just to give a little bit of, we just dropped on Monday, we dropped our episode where Larry Nichols and us had a conversation for about 40 minutes.
		And I want to just do a little bit of a post-mortem on that now that we're back together here, sitting down and all the peeps have been able to listen to it.
		And just say that that was not super pleasant for a number of reasons.
		Well, I mean, we addressed that in the meantime.
unidentified		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Listen, we could do an entire episode breaking down why the FEMA provisional government isn't real.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's not real.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But that's all we do.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We just say that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Have we done that before?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I feel like we've covered the FEMA provisional government.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I've done a bunch of looking into it, and all it is is just these same continuity of government fears that Alex had.
unidentified		Right, right, right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And most of it is based on the fact that FEMA was created by executive orders over a long span of presidents and never actually formalized into an actual government organization until fairly recently.
		So there is a stink of like, this is executive control.
		But it's not real.
		And it's only popping up now because of Larry Nichols.
		It's all Larry Nichols bringing it back up.
		If you Google it, it all goes back to him.
		Wow.
		This is all just him.
		He was peddling shit like this in the 90s, too.
		And the reason everything that's old is new again.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So are we actually being run by a secret FEMA provisional government?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, think about it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Even from Larry Nichols, there's a FEMA provisional government behind that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, but think about it in terms of what we've gone through.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I can't do it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's mind-bogglingly stupid.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, 9-11 happened, and the... FEMA?
		Well, the plans had to be kicked in.
		People had to go to safety.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Didn't FEMA do 9-11?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
		But members of the government had to go to safe locations and stuff like that to assure the continuity of Bush did set that into motion on 9-11.
		And it happens whenever there are disasters.
		That's just a piece of, you know, it happens.
		Right.
		It's all a nonsense paranoid fear, and it mostly comes out of like weird militia-type folk.
		Right.
		And it turns out I think Larry is in that cadre.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Either that or he's exploiting that cadre of idiots.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, and also his timeline about when he would have been involved in Iran-Contra just does not make sense.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And he's delivering that hard rice to Nicaragua.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		None of it makes sense.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		None of it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But I don't want to dwell on it too much.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I want to get it out of air, shake it off, as they say, get dust off our shoulders and what have you and move on to greener pastures.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I love it when you do a camera take now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Especially especially the wrong shoulder.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		My distant shoulder from the camera.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All of our podcast listeners love your camera takes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		So I want to tell everybody who's listening live, we appreciate it.
		And then everyone who's listening later, I want to make this appeal abundantly clear.
		I have quit my job, and at the end of the month, I will not have a job.
		And I want to do this in a much more serious way and a much more in-depth way.
		And in order to do that, I need your help.
		And generally, we put some sort of a lackadaisical plug at the end of the show.
		Right.
		Or mention it when someone has become a policy wonk.
		We say, you can too.
		I want to be much more clear.
		If you are in any way inclined to donate to our show, if you like what we do, please help.
		We need the help.
		I don't think Soros is going to come through.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm starting to think Soros ain't coming.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, I'm starting to think that all of Alex's imagined enemies aren't real.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If they were, man, they would love us.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They'd love us.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We would be fucking millionaires.
		Yeah.
		I would totally do some witch shit if it got us money for this.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, go ahead.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Are you kidding me?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Looking to Bloodworth Thomas.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, fuck yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'll sacrifice your baby, Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You can go to patreon.com/slash knowledgefight or knowledgefight.com.
		There's a button that says support the show.
		And we really could use your help in order to make this real and make this work in the way that I want it to as a radio show, as a much more in-depth and thorough investigation.
		I will set up a phone line so people can call in and episodes where Cthulhu's co-hosting with me.
		We can have weirdo callers that sound a lot better than Larry Nichols' dumbass.
		And I will track down other people.
		I will hunt down other InfoWars adjacent people and ask them the difficult questions.
unidentified		Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I will do this if I can make this my job.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Cassidy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I will talk to Carrie Cassidy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We got to get Carrie Cassidy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I will get you in touch with her.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I will.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		One, is her dad still alive so I can get on one knee and ask him for permission to marry his daughter.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's very old school.
unidentified		Two, she can't really be that anti-Semitic, right?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		She is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Damn it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, that's a protracted plug way more than I wanted it to be.
		But please, if you would like to help, we could use the help in order to survive.
		And so I don't have to get another job.
		I mean, like, quite frankly, I'll get a job if I need to, but if I get a job, it's going to cut into this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's weird.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's weird.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Especially if I have to get a job where I work at night, it's going to be a mess.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Or a job where I can't listen to Alex Jones and take notes all day.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's going to be very difficult.
		It's a weird gig economy.
		Like, I quit my day job as well, and I got a new stand-ups.
		I got a new shittier one.
		And now I'm combining that with stand-up and this.
		And it's like, I am working three times as much as I was before making half the money.
		But god damn it if I'm not so much happier doing all of this shit.
		Like if we if you can avoid the gig economy and actually just do something like I don't know I what how do you how do we avoid calling this valuable?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because I feel like that's I will I will I will validate that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's what I feel like it is.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I will validate that in a moment, but before I do, a game of Fuck Mary Kill has broken out in the chat room.
unidentified		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And it's Fuck Mary Kill, me, you, and my cat.
		This isn't good.
		Well, I'm going to tell you this.
		I'm getting killed alive.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I assume so.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I imagine I'm getting fucked, and the cat is the winner all across the board.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, cat's getting married.
		Oh, yeah.
		So you don't want to call this important, but I'm going to make the argument that what we're doing is important.
		And I'm going to do that by playing you two clips that I think are demonstrative of a very difficult problem that we have a thread on that I don't think most people are paying attention to.
		This first clip comes from Sunday, September, nope, October 8th.
		And I heard this clip, and I forgot to cut it.
		And I'm glad I did because it comes in much more relevant now.
		This is from a conversation that Alex has with Roger Stone on the Sunday show, and it's clear that Alex is drunk.
		But be that as it may, there's a revelation here that's troubling.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Body Roger, somebody.
		Matt Drudge is somebody because we built our own thing, like America.
		And it's just like, good God.
		Good God.
		Do you not see the traitorous garbage we're dealing with?
unidentified		Well, and just the torrent of hate that is tossed our way when we simply try to express our own first and vision.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		It only encourages me, Roger.
unidentified		Well, I'm undaunted.
unidentified		Look, right now, Alex, I am rolling down that shout to have dinner with our fellow revolutionary Milo.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Kill you.
unidentified		So we can begin plotting the next move against the Global Wars.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So should we name you as a ship the Americana Dauntless?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's a drunk man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's a couple things.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Is that ship a Nazi boat?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like his Halloween costume?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, but it is a very specific boat from Star Trek Voyager or a spaceship from Star Trek.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, the Dawkins.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It was a Borg ship.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Wait, what?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That was designed to look like a Voyager ship in order to assimilate people who came aboard what looked like a human ship.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And that's the type of shit that you're not going to get from any other show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That type of insight.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's also a generic name for a pleasure.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I know.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But be that as it may, that's not the important point.
		The important thing is Roger Stone is straight up saying in that clip that he is going south to meet up with our compatriot, our fellow revolutionary, Milo.
		Now, why that's important is this interview happened long after that BuzzFeed article came out, wherein we learned that one of Milo's primary objectives was to whitewash and make more palatable white supremacist and neo-Nazi talking points into mainstream discourse.
		We found out that one of his email passwords was Crystal Knocked, and another one was Knight of the Long Knives.
		It's undeniable that he has leanings towards neo-Nazism.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He is a Nazi.
unidentified		Absolutely.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And end of leanings, end of alt-right?
		Alt-right means Nazi.
		We're done.
		We're done with alt-light, none of that bullshit.
		And Nazi.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The fact that all of this has come out, and Roger Stone is still calling him a fellow revolutionary, and they're working together means he doesn't give a shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, I mean, come on.
		What is Roger Stone but Milo 40 years later?
		and uh roger stone in his time was the he was a nazi like if you if If you work with Nixon, you clearly had white supremacist leanings.
		Are you shitting me?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All Nixon was was a palatable white supremacist, and he wasn't even that palatable.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The argument that I'm trying to make and that I'm trying to come to here is that we have a group of dudes here who are clearly working on an operation.
		They're working on an operation that is white supremacist, neo-Nazi in nature.
		I don't think people are paying enough attention.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Do you think a pride of lions?
		Is that what we're going to call a Nazi group of dudes?
		A group of dudes and Nazis.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
		But here's the other clip that is from the October 16th show that really brings home why they're doing this.
		And it's the way they present it, and it's not good.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		But right now, let's get back to the big story here.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You've got the Republican and Democratic Party leadership hanging on by their fingernails as a global populist movement explodes against unelected corporate world government that has bought and sold our politicians for at least 50 years.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So they present this as a global populist uprising that's happening, when in reality, that is not what's happening.
		That is not what's happening in the world.
		They are on the side that's fighting against the UN and shit like that.
		That would be, if you said those things 50 years ago, they'd be taken in their proper context.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, they are.
		There is a global populist uprising.
		It's just being co-opted by the very people that they are supposed to be uprising against.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		True.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If you're using all they're really doing is using the Nazi white supremacy ideology as a way to shoehorn in people towards giving billionaires tax cuts.
		Like it's all perfectly manipulated.
		Milo is owned by the Mercers.
		Stone is indebted to all of these billionaires.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		In league with Bannon.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, exactly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All of these people who bitch and moan about how the billionaires have bought our politicians are the very people who have been bought by the same billionaires who bought their politicians.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like it's like, I hate to say controlled opposition because it's not even that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's just mind control.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And now take another step back.
		So we have this Roger Stone is clearly still in league with Milo, still in league with this world that's only this far away from Daily Stormer, only this far away from that outright Nazi shit.
		Right.
		Then we have Larry Nichols, who was so gracious enough to have a long conversation with us.
		He brought up Troopergate in the conversation that we had.
		And if you think about Troopergate, what was going on there was Larry was convincing these troopers and paying them to tell fake stories about, let's say, Vince Foster shit, all sorts of salacious stuff against the Clintons.
		And you know who was funding that?
		It came out that it was a guy named Peter W. Smith, who is a Chicago banker who was funding.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Now I remember that shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He killed himself last year at the age of 81, one week after talking to the Wall Street Journal about how he was working with Russian hackers to try and find Hillary Clinton's emails on the request of Mike Flynn.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't understand.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This fucking stuff.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't see any problem with that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's such a mess.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There's nothing suspicious about that at all.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Such a mess.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, do you know what's crazy?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He had a note pinned to his chest saying call Larry Nichols.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		These people are so like, I don't want to get, I don't want to jump whole hog into like a, like, this is a conspiracy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		A massive conspiracy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But do you mean a massive global conspiracy?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But you look at Larry Nichols' life and it's like, it seems like he's been conspiring pretty much the whole time.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And you look at all these other dudes, they're fucking conspiring.
		And on Alex Jones' show, they're doing it in public.
		Like, it's very clear what they're doing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex has said, we caught him.
unidentified		He said that he talked to Russian intelligence.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		All of it's so upfront.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The only question is always who is conspiring with who, with whom, for what goals, and do they even know what it is that they're actually working towards?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like, Milo has to have some awareness that he is acting well within the Mercer's interest.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You would have to be fucking stupid not to know that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Now, he, of course, probably has the idea that they're bankrolling his ideas as opposed to utilizing him as a propaganda tool to get their game.
unidentified		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's probably your ego probably doesn't let you think.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So all of these guys are conspiring, imagining, or at least, I don't know, convincing themselves that it's towards their own gains, and they have no idea that they are not even players in the game.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like, that's what it seems like to me.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So I agree.
		And the point that that folds into is that all of this is going on, and we have a thread on all these fucking assholes.
		And the picture starts to come into focus a little bit.
		And I think that the easiest attackable point and the easiest exposable point is we can do it very easily is Alex Jones.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Find the assholes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And it's Alex.
		Yeah.
		He's number one asshole.
		He can't keep his mouth shut.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He fucking rambles all over the place, and we could pin him to the wall incredibly easily, as we have over and over again if people would just pay attention.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So now here's the other part of my thing.
		If Alex Jones were to go down, if he were to disappear, I'm 100% convinced it would leave a massive hole.
		And here's how I know that.
unidentified		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		David Knight is boring as shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Agreed.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And he gave him three hours on his network.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Wonderful.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The other person he gave three hours on his network is Owen Schroyer.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hilariously.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Who hosts the war room after Alex Jones' show?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm still going to call him Owen Shroyer from now on.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's fine.
		Okay.
		On the 16th, on October 16th, Alex leaves the show early, and Owen Schroyer takes over.
		And I have some clips that demonstrate that Owen Schroyer can't hang.
		He can't do it.
		If we're able to expose Alex in the way that I know we're capable of, what are you left with?
		Boring-ass David Knight?
		He's never going to inflame the neo-Nazis to action.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Roger Stone can't fucking take over.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, he's too old and boring.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, you take down Alex, you take down all of him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This operation's a disaster without it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So here, listen to this.
		I have three very specific clips from the 16th of Owen Schroyer just not doing the job.
		So here in this first clip, we see that one of Alex Jones' big tricks is he gets people really excited, screaming out to break.
		Owen Schroyer can't do it right.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		So Daniel DeJesus Rangel Scherer, 19, accused of murder, kidnapping, and possession of a weapon during a violent crime in connection with the death of an 18-year-old Deanna Martinez-Gonzalez.
		So he takes Deanna Martinez-Gonzalez out to the woods, murders her.
		There was one other victim that he probably would have also tried to murder, but she was able to get away.
		And yes, this individual was protected from deportation because of the DACA program.
		So there's one murderer, at least one that we know of.
		There's multiple, but here's one.
		A murderer.
		Kept here because of Barack Obama.
		Do you hear that?
		Then the Democrats.
		A murderer.
		Kept here because of the Democrats.
		We'll be right back.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, man, is that bad?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's not like, I get it.
unidentified		Murderer.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Kept here by the Democrats.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know if the sound mixing was bad or whatever, but he just, he can't do it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He doesn't have that, like, Alex would be going every second until the fucking feed comes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's just, he can't.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He can't do it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Even his rage sounds pathetic.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Do you get it?
		There's a murderer.
		Like, he's terrible at this.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		One of Alex Jones's other big tricks is to scream about and complain about PC culture run amok.
		Fucking Owen Schroyer can't do that either.
		Listen to how he fucks this up.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		This is from the college fix.
		Ahead of Halloween, universities nationwide tell students not tell students what not to wear.
		So Alex has been telling you about this for a while.
		It's just gotten more extreme now.
unidentified		We are a culture, not a costume.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Who are these people?
		Who are these people that are so indoctrinated into identity politics that they can't even enjoy Halloween?
		It's insane.
		So then they go off and they tell you what you can't wear on Halloween.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Blackface.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That is in the list.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, is it?
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We'll get to that in a second.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What kind of people are obsessed with identity politics that they don't even love Al Jolson, Dan?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Most blackface, as we know, from Gavin McGinnis or Nigel McGinnis, I can't remember.
unidentified		Who cares?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Most of the blacks blackface was reverent.
		Yeah, very much.
		But he, you know, I get it.
		You're not supposed to say the part, I'm a culture, not a costume, because that makes too much sense.
unidentified		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		When you're attacking this article, you're not supposed to say the things that most people thinking would be like, oh, that makes sense.
		Yeah.
		And then you're definitely not supposed to do this.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		It's all because of cultural appropriation.
		Unacceptable costumes are wearing Native American headdresses, dressing up as Mexican by wearing a sombrero, dressing as a Gaisha or any form of blackface.
		I don't know about blackface, but Native Americans, you know, Indians or whatever, and Mexicans, there's always some of the most popular costumes.
		You know, you walk around as Mexican, you're handing out tequila, you're having a good time, everybody loves you.
		I remember they're going to use this against me.
		I dressed up as an Indian one year, and it was one of the most popular costumes I ever did.
		I went full character.
		The character was bearclaw.
		Everybody loved it.
		Nobody got offended.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I imagine now, I don't know what kind of people Owen Shroyer hangs around with.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You might self-select.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm guessing none of them are First Nation.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to guess not.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to guess none.
		I'm going to guess zero.
		I'm going to guess all white.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I would assume so.
		And if Alex was telling this story, someone else would be doing it.
		So he's defending their behavior.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Of course.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		As opposed to putting himself in the hopper where I'm the guy who dressed up like Bearclaw.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And not just that, but it would be, there'd be a whole story around it.
		And there would be like a whole group of two people came up to me and they said, you know, I don't even understand why it is that people aren't allowed to wear this costume.
		All of a sudden, there are imaginary people on his team.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And one of them might have been an Arab.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, of course.
		Yeah.
		A Jew came up to me.
		Wait, don't say Jew like that, Alex.
		But, okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It would be Halloween story all over again.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Not least of which, even when he was trying to be like ridiculing in his tone of voice when he's reading the list, he can't pull it off.
		So just like, you can't dress like a Native American.
		You can't dress.
		Like, he looks, he sounds like a professor reading it going like, yeah, no, you can't do this.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's terrible.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And they're like, okay, the whole thing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't like how we're critiquing him on how to be a better shitty propagandist.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, I'm just saying that he can't cut it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's not.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's not good at this.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then the other thing, too, is like, if you're going to be like, I had a Native American contest, a concert.
		Whoa.
		I had a Native American costume.
		I was a huge hit.
		Everyone called me Bearclaw.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Didn't say Native American.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm like, what are you doing?
		Are you being a Tim McGraw song?
		What are you doing?
		All my friends call me Bearclaw.
		They're just my papa.
		Takes a Zodo for my mama.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Get out of here.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm an Indian outlaw.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay, here's new pitch.
unidentified		All right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We abandoned this show.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Instead, we get hired by InfoWars to train his shitty guys to get into shape.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Seriously.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Nobody could coach Alex Jones-like people better than us.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is not a bad plan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Dude, we could be great consultants.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, my God.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We crushed consulting for InfoWars.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But we'd have to leave Alex alone because, like, you don't make sense what you do.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We would tell you to do something different, but apparently it works.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But all these other guys, jeez.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Dude, you got to work on that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So in this last clip of Owen Schroyer, he was.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we're now officially free agent mercenaries.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We'll train anybody to become a propaganda.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		At the end of the month, I need the money.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Somehow we've become the best acting coaches for propaganda that you could ever have.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We at least know what sucks.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's Owen Schroyer.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right, absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		In this next clip, and I didn't take these from the war room.
		This is him in the big leagues.
		This is him stepping into daddy's chair, and he's fucking up like this.
		Listen to this.
		He's trying to talk about the situation with Colin Kaepernick.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is not going to go well.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's not what you think, but it's terrible.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Colin Kaepernick's support is dwindling.
		NFL ratings are dwindling.
		NFL attendance is dwindling.
		And it all started because Kaepernick wanted to protest the national anthem.
		Yeah, okay, you can say it was against police.
		You can say it was against that.
		But optics become the story.
		You're kneeling during the national anthem.
		That's never going to win.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex would never say optics become the story.
		Because you know what that means?
		We lie.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I don't understand.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That means we know what the real story is, but we exploit the appearance in order to make racists angry.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't understand.
		That's fucking terrible.
		Clearly, he's just telling the truth, man.
		Unfortunately, he doesn't even know, does he?
		He has no idea that he's giving up the game, so obviously.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, of course not.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because you look at his face and he's like, well, you know, it's probably about police brutality.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I know.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's accidentally too reasonable.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's accidentally making our point for us.
		Yeah, absolutely.
		The opening to that was like, oh, yeah, no, you're right.
		He started all of this and now he doesn't have a job.
		So, one, that proves collusion.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Obviously.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It seems like it's indicative of it.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Two, you just clearly made the point that, yes, it was about cops killing black people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And you know, and you know it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he knows it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know it damn well.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But optics, he's giving it advice.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We're trying to get him into shape for Alex Jones, and he's giving Kaepernick advice on how to do it right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's like, Colin, Colin, baby.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hey.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Optics.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You got to make sure that people view it in the right light.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
		And that old argument, optics become the story, is kind of like, well, you're kind of.
		Who cares?
unidentified		Anyway, the optics become the story.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Which means we can lie about whatever it is you're looking at.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, who cares?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think we've made our point.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's no one competitive.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Owen Shroyer sucks.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's no one competent to take over.
		Once daddy's gone, the kids can't hang.
		There's no adults there other than him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I just.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This Buckley is going to come out from behind the camera and host.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Who's going to do it?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It seems as though Alex is the only one who, like, they all are probably believers.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Cerdovich can't even do it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Cerdovich sucks.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, he's a disaster.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, so what I gather from these people is that they're all actual believers.
		No.
		You don't think so?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't fucking think so.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You don't think Orange Troyer believes his bullshit?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, because if Owen Schroyer believed it, he wouldn't have said any of that stuff.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He wouldn't have said, well, it's actually about police brutality.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		See, this is why I'm going to go the opposite direction.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You think that means he's even more in.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Because he thinks this is a news show.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't think so.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think he does.
unidentified		I don't think so.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think that's what all of those people think, like David Knight.
		I think he thinks this is a news show.
		Alex Jones is the only one who gets that it's a fucking entertainment program.
		They don't understand that.
		He's the least.
		Listen to his fucking voice.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, I mean, think about how seldom people stick around, too.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, of all the people who, like, they're not around, like, in terms of Ashley Beckford, she's gone.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Never Meet Your Harris Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Jakari Jackson's gone.
		The only people who stuck around are Rob Dew, David Knight.
		Owen Schroyer hasn't even been there that long.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He has hired him because he had a bunch of YouTube videos where he would bully liberals.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Maybe Alex is the real problem here.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Maybe his hiring practices just aren't great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't think that this is much very attractive to a lot of people, this sort of gig, whether it's news or not.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But be that as it may, let's get to the bulk of what we're going to be talking about today.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We're going to be taking a look at Friday, the Friday the 13th October episode.
		Because let me say this: there's a lot of people who have a lot of different favorite Alexes.
		Like, what's your favorite Alex?
		What's your favorite version of Alex?
		Like, what the mood that he gets into is your favorite?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think probably the least innocuous of all, which is the fake, angry, while selling things, Alex.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Okay, so the very obvious screaming, but also, hey, by this wrench.
unidentified		Exactly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, everything.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The Infowars wrench.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Everything.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Look, that is the least harmful because at least most of his products can't actually do anything unless you use them beyond all reason.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Unless you take them every day.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Getting a lot of drunk Alex from the chat room.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, four ways to learn Alex is, of course, a favorite of everyone's.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Getting a dead Alex from a friend Brian.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You got it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But I'm right there with you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I beg to differ.
		I like Alex when it's like there is a version of Alex that is kind of rare.
		That is Alex surprises himself on air, and then something happens that like he punches himself right into another punch that comes from another direction, and then he is lost without a map on air and has to fill time, and he is like dazed.
		And that always leads to esoteric actions.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That might be, you're right.
		Whenever he just randomly starts getting existential, the valley is the stars.
		Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
		Now, you're right.
		You got the right Alex.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Riddle teller, Alex is my favorite Alex.
		And on February, or sorry, Friday the 13th, October 13th, Alex gets stupid esoteric.
		But there's a narrative to why it happens that I think is a really interesting path.
		And in this first clip.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So you're going to take us on a journey here.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because at the beginning of the episode, he's not super introspective or super, he's not that weird.
		He's just sort of like, meh, just being Alex.
		But then he accidentally talks about Weinstein.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Ooh, no.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And he accidentally brings this up.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		We are back live.
		So, I've been on a lot of TV shows and been in some movies.
		Reality television, you name it.
		Discovery Channel History Channel, True TV, you name it.
		And I've been on the late-night comedy shows years ago.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, you haven't.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Some of the late-night comedy shows.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I can't imagine that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Carson Daly?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Because back then I was criticizing Bush a lot, and Hollywood was so one-dimensional, they thought, oh, that must mean you're a liberal.
		Until they find out your real political views.
		It's just crazy.
		Crazier and then still they like you because you're criticizing Bush.
		They don't get you don't like Bush, and you don't like the Democrats either.
		They just, it's so one-dimensional.
		But that was 20 years ago, 15 years ago, 10 years ago.
		I mean, I've barely gone out there in the last six, seven years.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So he's 24 at this point because he's 44 now.
		If you say 20 years ago, he's 24.
		It's a very different Alex at that point.
		So now keep that in mind.
		And I want to also say whatever he ends up saying, I don't think anyone's ready to hear.
		But at the same time, I'm not judging him.
		I'm going to enter the end of this clip with a lot of empathy in my heart.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And ever, I wanted to be on Joe Rogan's podcast.
		And I was in and out a day and a half.
		Love Northern California.
		Love central areas.
		Love the coast.
		But just Los Angeles is, if Satan lives on the planet, that's where he lives.
		It's just an emptiness, a hellishness.
		The energy.
		And so people say, oh, you're so brave to talk about going into meetings with Hollywood producers, people that all want to put your film out or make a film with you.
		These are big, big names.
		Not as big as Weinstein because he's just ubiquitous, that name, but grossing-wise, as big.
		You know, the lawyers for some of the top people, the people that actually run it, the owners of the companies, not the little actors and people running around under the mafia, all totally scared.
		And then Hollywood checks out everything that's up and coming.
		It sees popularity before other people see it.
		That's its real talent.
		So they basically steal ideas.
		And so they would have a lot of meetings with me.
		And, you know, pat on the butt, okay, I played football.
		But no.
		Grab you by the genitals.
		And I never took it as if it was done in a homosexual way.
		It was done as domination.
		And I'd be like, whoa, whoa, what the hell's going on?
		Just like you heard Weinstein.
		Oh, baby, I'm sorry.
		Oh, come on.
		Oh, hey, hey, come on.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Whoa, whoa.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And then later, completely scared of you if you just said, you know, knock you upside the head.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I mean, I would be in these meetings with these guys and not grovel and just say what I wanted, and they would be completely scared of me by the end of the meeting.
unidentified		So he goes on a bit about this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He jumps back into bravado, but I think he just revealed that he's been sexually assaulted.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And he gets exactly what that is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's not sexual, it's domination.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I, where I'm sitting.
unidentified		Wow.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Where I'm sitting, I have nothing but empathy for Alex in that situation.
		That is not something that I would ever come down on him for.
		But I do not think he meant to bring this out on the air necessarily.
		I don't think he realizes how big that sort of thing is.
		Like how, you know, that's a massive thing to bring out into the public.
		Alex, you have now, I mean, you've joined Terry Cruz in the, you know, hey, it happens to us guys as well kind of thing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That blindsided me.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Quite a bit.
		But the other thing is, he can't handle the fact that I think that there's a little bit of vulnerability that comes out in that moment.
		Oh, of course.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's why he's a cheese map.
		By the end of it, they were afraid of me.
		But that really did.
		That was honest.
		And He was telling the truth.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And he talks about it a whole bunch more.
		It's scary.
		I didn't leave in anymore because it's not like he gets into more details.
		He just sort of reiterates stuff.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But he ended up having a little bit of a, like, he gets in a weird mood and he goes to a special report.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So he throws it to a special report from Mark Dice.
unidentified		That makes it so much more.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We're getting to why I played that song before the show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
unidentified		This is bananas.
unidentified		Because that suggests that he knows.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That suggests that he knows exactly what sexual assault really is and what it's really about.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And he still, or I guess he has to divorce that part.
		He's tried to kill that part of himself so much that he's gone so far the opposite direction where he condones that behavior from so many other people.
		And in fact, encourages it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And that's why I don't feel bad about us covering this, and I still hate him.
		But at the same time, this isn't why I hate him.
		And I'm not going to judge him for being the recipient of being able to do that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely not.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So he goes to a special report to fill some time.
		And it's from Mark Dice.
		And I have not left the entire thing in, but here is Mark Dice with a very iffy take on the Weinstein situation.
mark dice ▲ ● ▼		As more women continue to come forward with stories of harassment and other abuse at the hands of Harvey Weinstein, this still is just the tip of the iceberg of what goes on behind the scenes in Hollywood.
		An even darker secret that's just beginning to be uncovered is the fact that gay Hollywood executives also harass and also sexually assault male actors as well.
		As difficult as it is for women to come forward after they've been sexually harassed or assaulted by high-level Hollywood producers, imagine how much more difficult it must be for men who face homosexual harassment.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So that is an issue, certainly.
		And it's fair to discuss it.
		It's certainly something, but it's not great to be like, it's so much harder for men.
		It's not great.
		It is in line with InfoWars' sort of brand, certainly, but.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, I mean there's so much in those very few sentences.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like there's an entire culture.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There's human history in those three sentences right there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's the homophobia that you and your ilk sort of reinforce.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
		Then, of course, there is that fear of, or not just that, but the gender roles that you're reinforcing.
		And that you think that the worst possible thing that could happen is a man being sexually assaulted.
		Because how much worse is it that the man who is supposed to be dominant is being dominated?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
		And in this case, how much does that play into Alex's worldview?
		Of course.
		It kind of has to.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, it does get back to that idea of like abusers have been abused.
		And they become abusers because of that abuse.
		And, you know, there's no like short psychological through line to any of this.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But you can certainly see a certain amount of like, oh, Alex was dominated and he never wants to feel like that again.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And so he does that to everybody that he can.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And he sees victimizers everywhere.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He sees the UN as someone who wants to kill all of them.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Who's trying to take him down?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Everybody is trying to take him down.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't think that this is necessary.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm not saying that is like, but when you start to see that abusers have been abused, through line hit through so many different areas.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And then you see a guy like Mark Dice Clay who is fucking the worst.
		The worst.
		Like that, like he has no idea what he's talking about.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, he's just trying to get clicks.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he has no clue what it is he's accidentally revealing about himself, InfoWars, and everybody that they're talking about.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like, because even worse is the tacit admission that this is a horrifying thing that can happen while at the same time minimizing it happening to women, maximizing it happening to men, but you're still discussing that this is the thing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right, right, right, right.
		This is the thing.
		I think we all agree.
		I think we all agree.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Fucking insane.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's nuts.
		And part of this is like, you know, I don't think it's productive for us not to treat Alex Jones like a human.
		You know, like, I don't think that's necessarily like I don't think I don't think to look at someone that you, even someone you hate and think is a huge problem in the world, to look at them outside of the context of like, oh, things happen.
		You live your life.
		You maybe are in pain a lot.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's not, that doesn't take away from our desire to take him down.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, you read enough true crime serial killer books and you see very similar types of stories emerge over and over and over again.
		Like there's this book called The Road Out of Hell, where it's like, this was a true monster.
		This was a psychopath who had murdered so many people, who had committed all of these horrible acts.
		But if you go back to before he had done all of that stuff and you look at his childhood, there's no way that you can't feel some empathy for that child while at the same time thinking that that adult should be murdered in the streets.
		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This has been a very weird chunk of the show, and now let's skip out.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Super weird.
		Yes, please.
		But that is what K. I don't think our takes are really what anybody needs to hear on this right now, right?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Certainly not.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But it is what sets off Alex into the strangest mood possible on this Friday, the 13th episode.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He spins into talking about Trump and how he knows about how Trump dates in this next clip, which is just trying to kill time.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		But you look at Trump, he's delivered.
		And I happen to know women that when he's been in between marriages have dated Trump.
		And I happen to know the whole backstory, folks, not just from Roger Stone and people, but from a lot of other folks.
		And a lot of it's actually been even in the New York Times back before he was such a political figure courts women and takes them out many times and commits sexual assault.
		He just won't jump in bed with anybody, and he's a clean freak.
		That's what no one knows.
		That Trump is a clean freak when it comes to relationships, everything.
		And he is a one-woman man when he's with that woman.
		Gifts, money, everything.
		Super nice to him.
		Until the minute they're not.
		And then he's gone.
		That's Donald Trump.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's a sand.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		He's in that bus, and the guy's talking about women.
		He goes, yeah, it's incredible when you're a TV star.
		Now the women just throw themselves at you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Here is the section where he misinterprets the Billy Bush tape.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But it gets to something weird.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		He's like an old schooler.
		He's like, yeah, you just grab them however you want.
		Well, yeah.
		A woman's climbing up on you.
		You know, the sign is they jump on you.
		And then it's a mammal mating ritual in prime age, but especially in Homo sapiens, sapien, that you then caress their buttocks, their hips, up the stomach to the chest, kissing.
		This isn't mating ritual.
		You know, certain types of birds hop certain ways, do certain dances, and whipperwills have their songs, and creatures mate.
		Different whale species have their stuff.
		It's not bad.
		So when a woman jumps on you or you're Elvis Presley and they're throwing their panties at you, what do you think that means?
		It means we want to mate with you.
		That's not bad.
		That's wholesome.
		That's good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Whoa.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Is it a little uncomfortable for him to have locker room talk?
		Yeah, 12 years ago.
		But you know, most men are hypocrites if you haven't been in a locker room or lifting weights or something and made comments about your girlfriend or your wife.
		And not bad ones.
		I mean, I made the comment about my wife.
		She's not street legal.
		And by that, it's like a 10,000 horsepower car.
		You're not supposed to put that on the street.
		Sean, if you want to race, get on a racetrack.
		That's got too much horsepower.
		What are you doing with that out here on the street?
		Now, that's a compliment to my wife.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If it's the 60s in a boardroom, I suppose.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's spiraling and talking about, like, should Trump have had locker room talk?
		Maybe not.
		It was 12 years ago.
		Allow me to have some locker room talk on air.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Let me talk about how my wife has too much horsepower.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's gross.
		It's ownership.
		A little.
		That's what both of them are doing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like his entire story about Trump is like, give you gifts and all this stuff.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And then the moment you push back, he's gone.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like, my wife isn't street legal, like a car you own.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, there's something to that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's something to that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's ownership.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, there's something.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Now, I don't disagree with him when he says that most men are hypocrites.
unidentified		Sure.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I agree with that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't agree with anything else after that point, but the moment he said most men are hypocrites, I'm like, you are correct in one regard, sir.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I will take his word that his wife is not street legal.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't want to know any further information.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I affirm nor deny.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Troubling, if true.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So that is just sort of like a little interstitial thing we had here.
		We had this weird revelation about meeting with executives at the top.
		And then here, I think that was the punch that Alex gave himself that knocked him in this direction.
		And here is the punch that I think comes to him from the other direction he wasn't expecting.
		Trump had a press conference on Friday.
unidentified		Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I think Alex thought it was going to talk tough about North Korea.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Not how.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And Alex has been building that up as sort of like, this is the necessary thing.
		Now Ron Paul thinks I'm a neocon because I support Trump, but this is important.
		And he starts just saying all these things about how evil Iran is.
		And Alex has this moment.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Boy, this sounds like the build-up to war.
		I don't like this.
		I don't like what Iran does either, but I tell you, this is a serious.
		This is live.
		We can pause it, come back in a minute, and get to the rest of it for you.
		We've got some guests coming up today as well.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We need to be able to control the narrative of how this is going to go.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He is not.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Can't react to this in real time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We got to go to break.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we can't do this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, he's saying some stuff that I don't agree with, and I need to edit this so I can agree with it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because it definitely sounded like he was making a justification for attacking Iran.
unidentified		Absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And so Alex is like, oh, shit.
		I think what he has in that moment that you hear the like, this sounds like the build-up to war.
		When he goes to break, I'm guessing he sat there and was like, am I the propagandist for a neocon?
		Right.
		Is that what's going on?
		He wants to attack Iran, clearly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What is going on?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Because he's lying about the Iran deal.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They've done nothing but follow the rules.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right, according to all the investigators who have gone in.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And so Alex realizes that he has only a couple options on the table, and that is...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Pretend it didn't happen.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Whatever he does, he's got to kill another hour and a half of the show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He can't have he definitely can't.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He definitely can't go into this with open eyes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He can't have Owen Schroyer fill in because we see what he does.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So Owen Shroyer would give it up and just be like, Trump is definitely lying about the Iran agreement.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Clearly, they have been following the rules.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Good optics.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Trump is lying in order to manipulate the story.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Are we the bad guys?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		In this clip, we get to where Alex is trying to get any kind of a toe hold, and it's not really working out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And it starts with him sort of making peace with war.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's not great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's a compromising of a lot of the things he stands for.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's not what I wanted to hear.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then it goes just you.
		This is seven minutes long.
		You can tell me whenever you want me to pause it.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Oh, boy.
		And listen, if folks want big wars and people like Iran want one, I'm not afraid of it.
		I'm not looking for it, but I'm not really worried about it.
		It's a miracle we've been here this long.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Long pause.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But there's a lot of long pauses.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I just look at, I know what Trump's doing.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Where we've been maneuvered by the whole Hollywood globalist elite and the big mega bankers that just want to be Hollywood stars who took control of the global economy and then made themselves richer than God, basically, but then cut off the economy to make people poor so they could dictate the terms of their surrender so they could then cuck Christians and people that are the strength of the nation.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, you were doing it.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So this is just a bunch of really degenerate, neurotic, weird stuff where Hollywood and the globalists want to force us into a bathroom with them so they can bathe naked in front of us and then come out and rape us.
		That's basically what it is.
		They say, your kids belong to us, you belong to us, behave, follow this societal comportment, or we're going to destroy your life.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So this is about Iran, right?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Because they knew our weakness.
		As decent Christian people, we have a moral compass.
		We have a conscience.
		And so they remove the conscience of being good and hardworking and taking care of your children and not lying.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You lie all the time.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And they replaced it with you.
		Oh, you've got to teach five-year-olds that they might not be a boy or a girl, and you've got to let other third parties come and sexualize them.
		That's your new religion.
		And that's all they've done.
		They've taken all the uptight extremes of Christianity and cults using the Christian faith to control people.
		That's what most of these churches and movements are.
		And they've just flipped it around.
		And boy, did we get down in the muck with it and follow it and get into all this self-loathing and all this guilt and just buy into it all.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay, you can pause it right there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Luckily, we have a lot of long pauses in order to.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I'm worried.
		I think I agree with 80% of what he's saying right now.
		And that concerns me.
		You might be.
		That's why I wanted you to pause it there because I need to understand exactly how I'm feeling about this.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, it might be because he's speaking so vaguely.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I know.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You can interpret it as like, oh, I'm into this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, but I mean, he's at that, like, he's at a turning point, really.
		Like, the way he's talking, there's that moment where you can see him crescendoing up to like, this could be it, this could be it.
		And then they teach your kids and you're like, no, damn it.
		And then he gets right back up there and he's like, oh, the banks are doing it.
		No, damn it.
		The five-year-olds.
		God damn it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's like one step away from Purple Penguin chip.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So close.
		So close to getting over that hump.
		And then all of a sudden there'd be that sea change and we'd have liberal Alex who would scream about.
		We'd have me.
		We'd have me.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's never going to happen.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, maybe you, but liberal Alex is never going to happen.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Imagine if I went the opposite direction instead.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Holy shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Man, if he pulled me anarcho-capitalist Jordan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That could happen.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Let's get back to this clip before you fucking actually convince myself.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Look, it's a miracle I've been a liberal this long.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's all I'm saying.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And then those of us that have consciences become the slaves of people that don't, and they sit there with their little whip, yeah, mule, yeah, keeping us right in line.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You're describing you.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Not me.
		I love God because I know God's real, and I've had spiritual experiences, and I know God's plan.
		At least I've seen some of it, and it's beautiful, and I want to be part of it.
		But I don't find God in these churches.
		My spirit finds the devil.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's concerning.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		They told Christ, why are you hanging around with these prostitutes and tax collectors, the most hated people at that time?
		And he said, because they don't claim they're good.
		They don't claim they've already got it all figured out.
		They don't pray up on the hilltop in front of everybody else about how good they are.
		They're going up and then go around and arrest people and shake people down and have the tax collector do it.
		The tax collector actually goes out and does it.
		He has to behave.
		What about the people behind that and tell him to go out?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		See, I used to getting lost with details.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You were going somewhere.
		You were going somewhere.
		They're like, now, see, the tax collectors back then, they didn't actually go around.
		Like, what are you talking about?
		Move on.
		Move on.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't think Jesus' argument is, hey, there's worse people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's not.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like, I don't think that's.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But hold on.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Pretty sure Jesus wasn't about the Robert's rules of order on the front.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Or just like the what about.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like Jesus was like, what about this guy?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I used to attack the TSA all day long.
		Until I realized we let Congress do that.
		Congress did that.
		And shut all that up.
		They bring the Islamics in.
		They let them attack.
		And then they turn around and then, oh, I'm just going to blame the TSA people.
		No.
		I stopped being a hypocrite.
		I grew up.
		And look, I think, I mean, I was always somewhat on target for 20-something years on air.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But wait, you say you're on target all the cops.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm not going to let you get out in the world.
		Like, I let Congress do that.
		You let Congress do that.
		I'm not going to sit there at some schlub working at the TSA who really thinks he's trying to look for terrorists.
		And sure, there's a few perverts and criminals in there as well.
		And it's a bureaucracy and it's bad.
		And I don't like it.
		And I say, get rid of it.
		But you know what?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Wait, wait, what?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's going to say that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Is he saying, get rid of the TSA?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He is.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But he's saying that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm on board with it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's saying that after a long rant where it's like, I'm not a hypocrite.
		I grew up.
		I don't blame the TSA.
		But it is a terrible thing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We should get rid of it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		All right, buddy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thanks, buddy.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So here's his other suggestion.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Who really let people sit there and try to grope my children?
		Is the public of this country?
		The NFL watching wannabe tough guys that run their mouths all day but wouldn't do anything.
		When it came down to the line, they'd turn and they'd run as fast as they could from any type of real challenge.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Here's the difference.
		I'm not running.
		You know what I'm scared of?
		I'm scared of running.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Maleg hurts.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm scared of being a coward.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I think it feels good going straight up against this thing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I got a weak ankle.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And that's why the globalists hate us so much, because they know they can't scare us.
		I'm already scared of separation from God.
		I've already tied into that energy.
		I've already dialed into it, and it's so good that I'm actually ashamed.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is my favorite, Alex.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This rambly introspective and esoteric, Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm so good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's going to get.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Every time he does that, you're like, oh, you know, you're bad.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you know you're evil.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You're projecting.
		There's that glimmer of soul that's left.
		That's why, in his list of what morality is, he includes not lying.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's fascinating.
		It's like every time he says, I'm not saying this to brag, it's like, I'm so good.
		And you're like, you're doing the opposite of both of those things.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Let's finish this because he's going to take this all the way to a break.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's going coast to coast.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You could say we're going for a touchdown.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Because I should worry about myself, my family.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		It's not some wanton thing or some negligent thing where I threw the fear aside.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Also, I just want to be clear.
		You're not ready for it.
		You're not ready for the going to break music that kicks it off because it could not be worse match.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I was going to say, if he goes into a sales pitch from here, that's a pivot for the ages, my friend.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He doesn't, but the going to break music.
unidentified		It's so good, and I love God, and it's about protecting my family.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And I use filters for that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Air filters.
unidentified		I use beautiful air filters that Jesus would have wanted you to use.
unidentified		I have great B12.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		But still, there's shadows and echoes of that.
		But I'm all in everything.
		My family, my name, my treasure, my blood.
		I'm ready.
		It's all in.
		Let me tell you, making that decision at a spiritual level is like coming out of Egypt.
		It's like coming out of Baguan.
		The minute you decide to be all in is the minute you start living.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's why Chris Moneymaker won.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And then you start knowing that this is all just a test.
		You don't want to commit suicide.
		You don't want to die.
		But you're not afraid anymore.
unidentified		You want to commit suicide.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Or at least.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Boy, he wants to kill himself.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He at least has had some dark moments before Trump, maybe.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Maybe he felt like so stagnant in his.
		Maybe that's what drove him to Trump after all.
		Maybe he was being lied to, but he also was just like a depression.
		Maybe he's our Bullworth.
		Maybe Trump never was Bullworth.
		Maybe Alex was Bullworth.
		Oh, boy.
		Anyway.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What a tangled web we weave.
unidentified		Will Shakespeare.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Do you realize God's holding your hand?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So you want to stay here for your family.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Wait for this fucking music to kick in.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And stay here to take on the enemy.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		But you want to be with God.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Do you?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		The only thing that matters in this universe is that when you get buried six feet under, you're with God.
unidentified		Is it?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Because God is all about free will.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And God isn't going to be there if you don't want him to be.
		And that, my friends, is what separates us is that choice.
		People that are so insecure, that are so weak that they would, out of fear, give in to this spirit.
		Deal with them easier if they rolled over to him.
		Rolling over only presents your belly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The Matrix!
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		The Matrix music comes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Holy fucking shit.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Even if he's successful defeating me, he's going to choke.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I have to, I have to.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, my God.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Jock James.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I have to pull it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Jock James from the 90s shows up.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I have to pull it back a tiny bit because what he says here at the end is also like, the way he goes out to break, you would expect him to throw it to some sort of an ad or at least a sad support the show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The Chemical Brothers, however, is not what I was expecting.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Block Rocket Beats.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I was not expecting the Chemical Brothers.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Listen to this really sad throw to break.
unidentified		Okay.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Out of fear, give in to this spirit, believing it would deal with them easier if they rolled over to him.
		Rolling over only presents your belly to the wolf.
		The wolf's going to come.
		Even if he's successful defeating me, he's going to choke on my flesh.
		May the wolf choke on my flesh.
		Right back on the other side.
		I'll finish up with Trump.
		Get into the big news I haven't had yet.
		Infowars.com.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's fucking Norse.
		That's not God.
		That's fucking the Eddis.
		Like, what are you talking about?
unidentified		When the wolf comes for me, may he choke on my flesh.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		When Ragnarok arrives.
		That's weird.
		Now I.
		Okay.
		Chat room, get on this.
		I want all of Alex Jones' introspective speeches to be set to different Chemical Brothers songs from now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Come on.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But at the same time, it's like, you got to get off air, man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You're in no shape to be on air.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, my God.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I haven't listened to the Chemical Brothers in forever.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So he goes to break, and then he comes back from break.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And as we know, we have uncovered that Alex Jones stole the Hillary for Prison t-shirt from a bumper sticker.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And it turns out he stole another one of his catchphrases, and he admits to it as he comes back from this break.
unidentified		Which album from the Chemical Brothers are we playing right now?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm not sure.
		I don't think it's Chemical Brothers.
		It's a little more mellow.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Is he going to have like one of the Michelle Gondre directed music videos behind him?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That would be an amazing show.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's the Mortal Kombat.
unidentified		Yeah.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I was up in Canada covering Bilderberg.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's a good thing to be upgraded.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It is a movie.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		A distinguished gentleman with a British accent walked over and he said, I'm a mathematician, Mr. Jones.
		And have you ever followed the equation politically but also mathematically?
		That the answer to 1984 is 1776.
		And I said, no, but I'm going to go say that, and I bullhorned it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Wait, wait, wait.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So he stole that?
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And he's like.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's saying that he stole that from a fake British dude.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He said that a British guy came up to him and said that.
		He's like, Have you ever thought about that?
		He's like, I haven't, but now I'm going to go bullhorn it.
unidentified		The answer to 1984 is 1776.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And Alex wasn't like, where the fuck are you from?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, that's a strange.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What accent is that?
		Strange.
		Is that like a weird, bastardized French accent?
		What's going on here, man?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Very strange.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Figure it out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But he's like, figure out where you're from.
		He's like, I love your style.
		I'm going to go bullhorn it.
		So I bullhorned it, and now it's my catchphrase.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I love your style, so I'm going to steal it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So I'm going to scream it at Piers Morgan.
unidentified		Yeah.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		He died like a year later.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And then when I looked the guy up, he was like the former top economist in the British government for multiple prime ministers.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So he should have been.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And like later, he's with me and Tucker at dinner, and we're like, ah, drinking beer.
		And he's a bigger drunk than I was.
		The point was that it's just.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There's no need to put that in there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There's no need for that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So eulogizing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He has to do it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So he's a bigger drunk than him.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And Aaron, he's a bigger drunk than I was.
		Point was that it's just these cool people, man, and they're just gone like that.
		Whoa.
		But that's not just an animal.
		That's not just a machine.
		That's a spirit.
		That's a person.
		And everything these people that don't have spirit do is try to steal ours.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So by stealing what he said, do you not then prove that you are one of those people without a spirit?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So he had that long ramble where he got like, you know, you don't want to kill yourself, guys.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's holding your hand.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The wolf comes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		May he choke off my flesh.
		I thought he got his shit together during the commercial because he comes back and he's like, you know, hey, I was hanging out with this British guy.
		He was a drunk.
		What a good guy.
		But then he gets into the no one's ever dead.
		Oh, no, you're still in there.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, I mean, he might as well have been like, what is dead may never die.
		Oh, oh, boy.
		When the wolf Fenrir comes to eat you.
		Oh, Jesus.
		Alex, I don't think you know what it is you believe.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's still in that mode coming out of the commercial.
		I was like, oh, no.
		Oh, no.
		Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Not even the Chemical Brothers could free him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Because people want what they don't have.
		And that's all you need to know about Hollywood and all these people.
		If you want to know why they fear InfoWars.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They don't.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Because knowing that, I'm going to play this clip from yesterday here in a moment.
		I fell up with President Trump.
		If you want to know why, let's look at what we're doing.
		If you want to know how to defeat them, what is it?
		Just being genuine.
		Being real.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's why you see it.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And just waiting for the fences.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The only thing Infowars fears.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And not being affected by what other people think about you.
		Because you have an inner compass.
		It's transcendent.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So real quick, hold on to those thoughts.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		About genuine?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The being genuine and then having an inner compass.
		Those sorts of things.
		Keep those well in your mind because they're going to come back in a second.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So when I see Google and Facebook and Twitter really curtailing us, really blocking us, really putting the screws to everything, I knew that was coming a long time ago.
		It's why we built newswars.com and prisonplanet.com and infowars.com.
		It's why we watched radio syndication and TV syndication and why we've tried all the things we've done and had some success because of you spreading the word.
		I mean, you are the oxygen in the room, listeners.
		And I know you know that, but don't think it's like Alex Jones is up here.
		Alex Jones is right here.
		We're in the room together.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You're at your mansion.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm with you right now.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You're with me.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		We don't like pedophiles.
		We don't like devil worshipers.
		We don't like cheats.
		We don't like those trip, you know, handicap kids when they're walking down the hall.
unidentified		I don't like people that trip handicap kids.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I've met a couple of people.
		Oh, we like to hurt bad people.
		And let's just be honest about that.
		And that's something we got to control so we don't become them.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		That come around the other way.
		But, you know, I just say that because I know your heart.
		I know who you are.
		And you've already got so much strength.
		You don't need to go out and dominate to prove you've got it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You're smart.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Here's the problem.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And gosh darn it.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		The clubs know you have that strength.
		And they don't like it.
		Even if you don't have the office, even if you aren't in the power structure, they know you have the birthright.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You're talking to yourself.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		No matter what color your skin is, if your heart's pointed towards God, you have the birthright.
		The enemy knows it.
		The enemy ever feels it.
		The enemy's fallen and the enemy says, if I could just have control, if I could just bring them down, then I would be the most high.
		Oh, boy.
		When if you had discernment, wicked ones, you'd know you are not the most high.
		You're built to be a receiver and then a sub-creator in God's system.
		You're a spark from God's mind.
		You are not God.
		You are the space-time continuum fountain of the progeneration.
		And in that, you are timeless and complete and great and with God.
		But the attempt to claim that that which comes out of the mouth of the river is the river is a lie.
		You're like a tree that grew by the side of the river, grew old and fell over into the river.
		But you are not the river.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I agree.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And those that choose to be cut off from God achieve oblivion.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't know what that has to do with the river.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I just kept in the last 10 seconds of silence.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That is such.
		God, so that's our biggest number one for why none of those fuckfaces could ever cover for Alex.
		Because that is pure evangelical pastor right there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That has all of that cadence, that rhythm, to the point where if you're not paying attention, it sounds really comforting.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And if you're not paying enough attention, it sounds like you missed something.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And you didn't.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it sounds like, man, he's really saying this in such a way that you're like, I guess he knows what he's talking about.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's a parable.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's not.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, he's just making up words.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Tree that fell in a river.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Not the river.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Oh, boy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But also, oblivion?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If you don't go with God, you're in Oblivion.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I've been to so many churches that have that guy.
		And it's so much fun until you actually listen.
		And then you're like, oh, no, this is all dumb.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You're crazy.
unidentified		Oh, no.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I was having some.
		You guys sang the songs.
		You did the thing.
		And then that guy's nuts.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then he jumps into a clip from the day before his show about when he was happier.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, Project Veritas came to town.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, and they proved that Google is trying to destroy InfoWars.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, well, that makes sense.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They did a great job of not proving that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But that's how he kicks out of this downward esoteric spiral.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		By playing somebody else.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then the rest of the show is whatever it is.
		Someone takes over the fourth hour.
		But Jesus.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Man, I wanted him to really go on with that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, he needed to get off.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He probably had a conversation.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If I were Buckley, when he says, let the wolf die choking on my flesh, I'm not going to lie to you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm a big fan of that.
		I'm a big fan of that saying.
		I like it.
unidentified		If I were Buckley, I would have a button.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I hit the button and someone would tackle him.
		The one who just come in out of nowhere and spear him off air.
		It's like, Alex, we talked about this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He can't do this.
		We talked about it.
		Do you think Buckley has the balls to come up to Alex and be like, hey, Alex, maybe not so much with the wolf thing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think Alex knows where his Buckley is buttered, quite frankly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Or his bread is Buckley.
unidentified		I got you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you got it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Whichever way you want to do it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So I like that journey through Alex Jones' mind, wherein he makes an accidental confession of something that we all should feel sympathetic about and then learns that the guy he's been stumping for is probably more militaristic than he's been pretending.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Or is an insane psychopath who doesn't believe anything.
		And Alex Jones, despite the fact that he is an insane psychopath, actually does believe things inexplicably.
		And so he's coming up against the idea that somebody out-psychopathed him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And that is not something that he can handle.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, and the fact that, like, if we think about it, like, Steve Pieczenik has just fallen out of grace.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He also lost Robert David Steele as a source for something within the last couple months.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's losing a lot of these dudes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And the British guy who said 1776 is the answer to 85.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, he died right after that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's not important.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's finally coming to grips with the loss now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right, right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It could be.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		In the context of all the other things.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Tragedy plus time equals that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So I think it's pretty funny.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		too so like i i just think that there's probably a bit of like alex I mean, it's never going to become, it's never going to get more than this, I don't think, but he's struggling in this episode at least.
		On Friday the 13th, I don't know, maybe it's a full moon.
		He's struggling super hard with the disillusion of, and then he gets into that mode.
		It's probably cathartic for him to just ramble and say nonsense on air.
		At the same time, it's like you wonder why you could never really be on television, Alex.
		that.
		You wonder why people used...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, the moment he did get there, if he was on television, someone would stop him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And that would be unacceptable.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, because that would turn into a fight.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
		So anyway, that's why Buckley can't have that button.
		Because then Infowars would just be Alex Jones fighting whoever Buckley sends out him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm not against it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Which would be a fantastic show.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm for it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That would be the Chris Gethard show, but for a weird libertarian right-wing asshole.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm into it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I know, right?
		I would watch that.
		Oh, my God, we should have a button.
		And Alex Jones just has to fight somebody.
		Alex, hire us to fix your fucking show.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We will whip Owen Schroer into shape and get you a fight button.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That would denigrate our love it, Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We would get you so many viewers.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So I told you to keep track of genuineness and having a moral center.
		These ideas that he has about not lying and having like this is your center.
		I want to play you two clips.
		One is from the Sunday, October 8th show.
		And here is Alex Jones and Roger Stone having a little conversation about Rex Tillerson.
		This is right around the time that Rex Tillerson said that Trump is a fucking moron.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Because he is.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So you're saying from your intel.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Also, Alex is drunk on this Sunday show.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		For sure.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I mean, Trump's already said it, calling for the storm, that we are getting ready to hit North Korea.
unidentified		That's my very best intelligence coming out of both my military industrial sources, some of my White House sources.
		That's why I think the president was brusque in putting down Rex Tillerson in a tweet.
		Now everybody's talking about the coming Rex Hit that's coming because I think he's gone by December.
		President's lost confidence in him.
		Started with Charlottesville when he wouldn't back up the commander-in-chief.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So real quick.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Started when he wasn't a white supremacist.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's exactly what he just said.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is what Roger Stone wants to pitch, which goes further into.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Rex Tillerson is a white supremacist.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, but not enough for Roger Stone.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And again, he is later this day going to meet with Milo.
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		So in an effort to kowtow and brown nose, the mainstream media.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And that's why they're saying now, because Rex is addled and senile and things CNN still has viewers.
		But it's just where these old people not these old folks in general, but old folks that still think mainstream media is king when it's so uncool.
		He has really bad mouth the president.
		He's done a lot.
		So now they're telling Rex Tillerson resigned.
		Shouldn't Trump fire him before that?
unidentified		Well, you know, the problem is that when the president exercises that authority, the mainstream media then used it to show a lack of stability in what is a very tumultuous court.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay, so the mainstream media is going to use it to show a lack of stability in a very tumultuous or unstable court.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They will use it as evidence of the thing that it is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Alex, you realize Roger Stone is lying to you to your face and just making up words.
unidentified		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Now.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Nothing means what it means with Roger Stone.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Now, that was on the 8th.
		Let's flash forward to the 16th.
		A little something else about Rex Tillerson.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		It's time to panic about Trump.
		This is in the Wall Street Journal.
		This is in the Washington Post.
		This is being pushed everywhere saying he's going to start World War III because of North Korea when it was the system of appeasement and of, quote, strategic patience under the Clintons that gave the reactors and the missiles to North Korea.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Still didn't have it.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So now, oh, he's insane because he's listening to his military advisors on the policies there.
		Tillerson plays good cop.
		Trump plays bad cop.
		And again, CNN and others try to deceive the public, acting like there isn't congruent strategy and stratagems going on inside the Trump White House.
		The truth is, internationally, we've seen win after win against the EU.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I find it fascinating that every profile on Tillerson fascinates me because it's always like he didn't want the job.
		His wife told him to take it.
		He doesn't want the job.
		But now, literally, the only reason that he is still Secretary of State is because he's worried if he's not, Trump will nuke the world.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's fascinating to me.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, I don't.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, we're all going to die, but that's fucking hilarious.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I imagine there's some truth to that narrative, but at the same time, it's not.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think it's absolutely true.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's probably 100% true.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't think he wants the job.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's probably some Tillerson trying to save face.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Tillerson is a...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's good PR for Tillerson.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
		No, I think Tillerson is a, one, horrific monster who should be dead.
		Right.
		I want him dead immediately.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Fine.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But I do think that he's the Exxon executive who has turned his big fortune into an insanely big fortune.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Fair.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So he has some sort of cunning to him there.
		He has to know that he doesn't need this shit.
		He doesn't need this shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, probably not.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		didn't want the job and now and he's not getting what he wanted out of it None of what he wanted out of it.
		And he wants to quit because why would he want to do this?
		It is a constant shit-in-your-mouth situation.
		Nothing he does is ever good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Nope.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Ever.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Nope.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So the only reason he's there is because he's worried that if he's not, Trump will murder everyone.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's all good.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's hilarious.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's all good.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, it's pathetic and sad and horrifying, but goddammit, that's funny.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What's more important is the difference between those eight days, the narrative that he's pitching.
		The first one is that Tillerson is senile and he's on his way out and Trump should fire him.
		And then eight days later, he's like, hey, the mainstream media tries to trick you and act like they're not coordinated.
		Tillerson's the good cop.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Trump's the bad cop.
		There's strategies going on simultaneously.
		It's just good work.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		All that means is that, hey, Roger smoothed me out.
		Roger gave me a talking to.
		He updated my programming.
		He threatened me about something.
		Maybe he said I was getting too esoteric on the air on Friday.
		Come back on Monday and do better.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's just so stupid.
		I don't think that's true.
		I don't think Stone cares what Alex says.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
		That's too much speculation.
		I do know that it's like something had to have happened to make him completely change his narrative about what's going on with Tillerson.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think Alex just has different mood swings.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Probably.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I think that's more likely than Roger gives him a talking to.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		When he's drunk, he hates Tillerson.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		When he sobers up, he's like, oh, it's all a plan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's far more likely to be.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's a good idea.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I doubt Stone gives him a talk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think Stone just loves watching chaos happens.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Probably.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		So Stone is loving it whenever he's like, ah, Tillerson's senile.
		Stone's just smiling at the back of his head.
		Like, look at how, look at this monkey I can make dance.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You know.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It would probably be amazingly powerful feeling.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, God, right?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Alex, hire us.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I want to feel that way.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Let's make Owen Schroyer dance.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's Bush League.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's Pop Warner.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I want to get up into the big league.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's Pop Warner propaganda.
		You've got to go through it in order to get to the.
		If you want to make the show, you've got to succeed.
		Make a star rob dude.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Make a star.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You can't do that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Make a star out of, ooh, man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex, you've been trying for a decade.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that ain't happening.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, anyway, if you'd, you know, go to our website if you want to make a star out of yourself.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Fucking can.
		We have a website.
		It's called KnowledgeFight.com.
		We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		At KnowledgeUnderscore Fight.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm no longer on Twitter.
unidentified		I'm done.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm barely there except for our account.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But Knowledge Fight is going to go strong.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yep, Knowledge underscore Fight.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We're also on Facebook.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
		You can follow us on iTunes.
		Look us up in the review section and then be like, I like you guys and write that.
		And then give like five stars.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And mention George Soros at any opportunity.
unidentified		Yeah, why not?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		See if Buzz Marketing gets to him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That'd be hilarious.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If you'd like to support the show, we would really, really appreciate it.
		You can do that at knowledgefight.com.
		There's a button that says support the show.
		Like we said earlier, let's not belabor it.
		Also, we're on Twitch every Monday through Thursday.
		I believe you will not be here tomorrow.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I will not be here tomorrow or Wednesday.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But you'll be back.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I will be back on Thursday.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But we will still be here at 8 p.m. Central to break down all this bullshit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This has been fun.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Jordan, good times.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Love you, Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Love you too.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But there's one guy I don't love.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That was a great transition, right?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's an old guy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You worked into the bit so well.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's an old guy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I thought the secret of 2017 was no more bits.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Let me tell you about this guy.
unidentified		Okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Is there a bit?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This fucking guy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This fucking guy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What guy is it?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know what?
		You know what?
		I have one thing I'd like to say about this guy.
		I hope that when the wolves come, they choke to death on Joan Rev Port's flesh.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Thanks for holding.
unidentified		Hello, Alex.
		I'm a first Tim Color.
		I'm a huge fan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I love your work.

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