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Sept. 22, 2017 - Knowledge Fight
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#85: September 20-21, 2017

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on The Alex Jones Show on September 20-21. Topics include: Alex using Jimmy Kimmel's son as a prop to attack Jimmy for using his own son as a prop Larry Nichols literally tries to blackmail Congress on air Alex and a non-doctor think mental health is a conspiracy Alex has feelings about pornography

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alex jones
16:10
d
dan friesen
47:00
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jordan holmes
23:54
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dr ed group
01:51
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larry nichols
01:43
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
alex jones
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We hear a couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
And according to our last episode, we're done with bits.
dan friesen
We are fucking so over bits.
jordan holmes
So over bits.
dan friesen
You know how we're in a post-literal...
jordan holmes
Truth world?
dan friesen
That's it.
We're in a post-bit podcast now.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
None.
unidentified
None.
jordan holmes
And then the end of the podcast.
alex jones
I love you.
dan friesen
Do you remember that Shaq song, No Hooks?
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
It's like that, but with bits.
jordan holmes
Wait, Shaquille O 'Neal song?
dan friesen
Yeah, he had a great song.
jordan holmes
Why would I remember a Shaq song?
dan friesen
Well, he had a couple of great songs.
jordan holmes
No, he didn't, Dan.
dan friesen
No Hooks was with the RZA and the GZA.
It was a great song.
jordan holmes
All right, maybe it is.
dan friesen
Shaq is a surprisingly competent rapper.
jordan holmes
You know a lot about Shaq.
dan friesen
I do.
jordan holmes
And I don't know anything about Shaq.
dan friesen
And the same relationship holds true of Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Today we are drinking.
We're taking a surprisingly salty kickstart by Mountain Dew.
jordan holmes
It's the code red of Black Cherry, I guess, is what we're talking about here.
dan friesen
You were saying you were surprised by how salty it is before the show.
jordan holmes
It is very salty.
dan friesen
So that will be sort of an epithet.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
The surprisingly salty kickstart.
jordan holmes
Surprisingly salty kickstart.
dan friesen
Today, Jordan, we will be going over some of the incidents that happened on the...
The episodes of The Alex Jones Show on September 20th and 21st of 2017.
There's a lot of wild stuff to cover.
There's a lot of insanity.
Oh, actually, let me do this.
I forgot to do it.
Before we get started, let's give a shout-out to our new donor.
jordan holmes
Oh, hell yeah!
dan friesen
What's going on out there, John?
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you so much for joining up with the team.
jordan holmes
Listen up, John McCain.
If you don't fucking get back on board with ending this bullshit on repealing Obamacare, I'm going to start murdering people.
dan friesen
Although it is a very maverick act to give us money, and we appreciate it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that is true.
dan friesen
And if you would like to donate to the show and become a policy wonk yourself, you can do so by going to knowledgefight.com and clicking the support the show button.
We would appreciate it.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Okay, so now down to business.
jordan holmes
Let's get down to business.
unidentified
To defeat the Huns.
dan friesen
That's a terrible way to do this.
unidentified
Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?
dan friesen
See, I would have gone with Barry Manilow.
jordan holmes
You're the saddest bunch.
I swear to God I will do that whole fucking song.
dan friesen
I don't want you to do that.
jordan holmes
I know.
dan friesen
I just want to talk about Barry Manilow.
jordan holmes
I know.
Let's get on with it.
That's all we're going to do from now on?
dan friesen
Just various songs about how we need to get to the point?
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Whilst never getting to the point.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Let's get to the point.
jordan holmes
In honor of Alex Jones, we will never actually deal with Alex Jones today.
dan friesen
Let's not deal with Alex Jones in this first clip.
Let's deal with porno.
jordan holmes
God, your transitions are incredible.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
You missed it.
Alex Jones is talking porno in this next clip.
jordan holmes
How is that possible?
dan friesen
He got the spirit in him.
We're starting here on September 20th, and he had this to say.
jordan holmes
Whatever he has to say is bullshit.
That man watches so much porn.
Right.
His browser history is the grossest thing that you will ever hear.
dan friesen
And I'm not judging.
jordan holmes
Me neither.
dan friesen
But at the same time, you'll be interested to hear that his thoughts on pornography dovetail, interestingly, into white nationalism.
alex jones
U.S. teens slower to drink.
You think that's good, right?
Or have sex than previous generation study finds.
A lot of Christian conservatives are like, oh, that's great.
You know, they're being more lordly.
unidentified
No, they're not.
alex jones
They're watching hardcore porn.
They're taking drugs, hardcore drugs.
And they are not hanging out with real people.
And they're not having babies.
And the birth rate's imploding in the West.
Because everybody does simulated sex now.
Simulated sex.
It's one thing if you like to look at a 1960s playboy and it's a beautiful woman and you just admire her scantily clad.
That actually excites you more about your wife.
But it's not a woman degraded with 20 guys.
jordan holmes
You stupid motherfucker!
alex jones
You know, hammering on her like they're a beef tenderizer.
dan friesen
Beef.
alex jones
That dehumanizes the woman.
That dehumanizes the men.
And every study shows it.
And I'm not up here on some Puritan high horse telling you, you look at those naked pictures, you're going to go blind, and the devil's going to get your soul, boy!
What I'm telling you is, it's declassified that this was all pushed and legalized to end the family, to end reproduction, and to end the enjoyment of sex.
jordan holmes
Why would you need to classify that?
dan friesen
Everything has been declassified at some point.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because Alex is just making up everything.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
It's wild to me.
It's just like...
Peanuts, they're high in cholesterol.
It was declassified.
jordan holmes
Let me ask you a question.
dan friesen
I got it.
jordan holmes
Has he ever confirmed that crack was created by Ronald Reagan to destroy the black community?
dan friesen
Probably.
He talks about Freeway Rick Ross every now and again.
jordan holmes
There we go.
That's the way to do it.
dan friesen
It's declassified.
alex jones
Sure.
dan friesen
It means Rick Ross got out of prison.
jordan holmes
This is so fucking stupid.
dan friesen
What are you talking about?
jordan holmes
I hate people.
dan friesen
I think he's right on one level in that.
In that it dehumanizes.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I think that there is something to be said for that, but at the same time...
jordan holmes
I don't disagree with you there.
dan friesen
But at the same time, there are some people who are into those more extreme things, both men and women, and there's nothing wrong with exploring those parts of yourself.
So, I mean, there is a legitimate concern in terms of burning out neural pathways in your brain and stuff like that.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But at the same time...
Hey man, let's be sex positive about shit.
Whatever you want to do, go do it.
jordan holmes
I always suspect, especially with this kind of bullshit narrative that they peddle, I always suspect that what we're really dealing with is the older generation completely incapable of dealing with the speed of technology.
dan friesen
That's part of it too, but also the speed with which culture changes from something really uptight to something more permissive.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And it's just, it's terrifying to them.
And it's also, I think, the older generation having a, I wouldn't call it a stiff upper lip kind of mentality, but a, like, you know, back in the day, people wouldn't even admit that they masturbated.
jordan holmes
Right, exactly.
dan friesen
You know, so, yeah.
jordan holmes
Women didn't admit they masturbated until, like, 20 minutes ago.
dan friesen
Yeah, what time was it?
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
So, yeah.
jordan holmes
Well, and the big problem that I have with porn is that people do not understand or recognize the history of it.
Do you know why you can read?
Because of porn.
dan friesen
Interesting.
jordan holmes
That's the main reason that you can read.
dan friesen
In China, that's why they created words?
jordan holmes
No, immediately following the Gutenberg press, there was an underground network of pornography that would be, for real, in the 1600s, you would have to get these books that would be underground railroaded, unfortunately, to use that metaphor.
That is also how so many Bibles were distributed.
That's how so many different works of great literature were distributed.
Porn has not just been around.
I get that people believe that internet porn is a whole different thing.
It is.
We'd have fucking movies if it weren't for porn.
Every technological advancement has almost always come through the use of pornography.
dan friesen
I don't disagree with that.
It's a very powerful motivator for people.
jordan holmes
I mean, how much Japanese art would we have if it weren't for porn?
dan friesen
Are you talking about tentacle shit?
jordan holmes
No, I'm just talking about so many different things, like in the way that they dealt with sex workers back in Japan.
They would draw these uki-oki things.
I don't know if I have that.
dan friesen
You mispronounced uki-cookie.
jordan holmes
I don't know if I have the correct terminology right.
I may have made a mistake there.
dan friesen
You're not going to get a correction from me.
jordan holmes
But that was the way they advertised it, and the way that you drew it was so important as well.
So much of our entire existence is built on porn.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
So I get it.
And this is a thing that makes me very mad.
dan friesen
Everyone listening gets it.
You love porn.
jordan holmes
I don't love...
I mean, I...
Well, look.
unidentified
Hey.
jordan holmes
We all have our stuff.
unidentified
Hey.
jordan holmes
We all have our stuff.
dan friesen
So anyway, Alex is weird about it, but...
That is only the first thing he's super weird about on the 20th.
On September 20th, he spends a good hour and a half of the show or so in a co-hosting fashion with our old chiropractor friend, the one and only...
jordan holmes
Dr. Group.
dan friesen
Dr. Group.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He comes on...
jordan holmes
I wonder what his thoughts on porn are.
dan friesen
He loves it.
He thinks it's very historically important.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
jordan holmes
I'm sorry.
I'm sick today, and I'm just so done with...
dan friesen
You got that Dayquil sick of the bullshit thing going on.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
I'm just so done with hot takes.
I'm so done with them.
Everybody has to have this hot take on...
Porn, or whatever.
I'm sorry.
dan friesen
Do you think his take was hot?
jordan holmes
No, no, not at all.
I'm just saying that recently I've read a bunch of them about porn and how everybody does all of this shit, and it's like, it always boils back down to, you don't know anything, and you definitely haven't learned anything from history.
dan friesen
Well, that's fair, but I think, and I don't know what you've been reading necessarily, so I don't know if I can respond to any of it.
jordan holmes
I've read it all.
dan friesen
Fine.
jordan holmes
Whenever I was nine.
dan friesen
I think that there is something to be looked at and something to be cautious of with the combination of pornography and high-speed internet.
jordan holmes
I agree.
dan friesen
Because of the ability of internet itself to be habit-forming.
And compulsive.
And pornography also to be compulsive.
The mixture of the two.
In the same way that online gambling is super...
You can get immersed in it.
There are elements of it.
And that's not porn's fault necessarily.
jordan holmes
I'm not going to try and say that let's go wild west on it.
Anything goes.
But I am saying that there's a lot of...
Hey, let's face it.
Do you like oral sex?
If it weren't for porn, probably wouldn't be around.
unidentified
That's bullshit.
jordan holmes
Like, Benjamin Franklin.
dan friesen
That's bullshit.
People would have figured it out.
jordan holmes
Benjamin Franklin went to France.
One of the big reasons that he went to France all the time was because their whores, his language.
dan friesen
Little Beej.
jordan holmes
His language.
Performed it French style.
dan friesen
French style.
jordan holmes
Which did not happen in the United States of America.
dan friesen
Well, but it would have eventually.
I mean, you can say that pornography did it.
Who cares?
Let's not try and relitigate the history of sexual acts.
jordan holmes
I'm just very angry.
I'm very angry today.
dan friesen
This is the first fucking clip.
jordan holmes
I know.
I'm sorry.
dan friesen
You have a show tonight.
jordan holmes
I know.
I'm sorry.
dan friesen
We can't spend ten minutes on this.
This is so minor.
jordan holmes
I know.
Dan, awareness is not adjusting my anger.
dan friesen
You're going to get so much more furious.
jordan holmes
Okay, great.
Because this is how we start.
dan friesen
Dr. Group is on the show because he got a package from a whistleblower.
unidentified
What the fuck would a whistleblower...
jordan holmes
Okay, keep going, keep going.
dan friesen
Dr. Group, as we know, is a chiropractor and a quote-unquote holistic medicine specialist.
Working out of Houston.
He's working out of the New Life Medical Center or whatever.
Very interestingly reviewed online by past clients and customers.
So he got a package from someone that included a coloring book that children were getting in Texas schools.
About mental illness and about going to a psychiatrist and it's largely taking some of the stigma and fear away from going to a doctor and talking about issues that you may have.
Ah, boy.
They take a very different approach to it.
Oh, no.
And so Dr. Group and Alex talk about...
Psychiatric care?
jordan holmes
No, I'm not going to be happy about whatever happens next.
dan friesen
You're not?
jordan holmes
I'm not going to be happy.
dan friesen
You're not, but it's worth exploring a little bit because of some of the bullshit.
And it's the narrative that they want to talk about, so we're going to have to talk about it.
Here's the first clip where Alex and Dr. I don't want to even call him Dr. Group.
I'm going to call him Ed from now on.
That sounds good.
jordan holmes
Ed Group is his name?
dan friesen
Edward Group.
So Alex and Ed...
jordan holmes
It's a good thing he became a fake doctor.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Ed Group is a terrible name.
dan friesen
Ed Group, CPA.
jordan holmes
Ed Group, sentient flies.
dan friesen
Ed Group, I bought my degree.
So in this clip they're discussing how basically all medication is mind control.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
So...
unidentified
Fuck them.
dan friesen
Please resist the urge to scream about any of this.
Okay.
I know it's going to be tough.
dr ed group
All of these medications lead to multiple side effects.
Over 780,000 adverse effects have been reported with psychotropic drugs.
That's humongous.
They know that they're going to put you on multiple other medications, but they also know that you're going to be in the system and that there are laws written that if you have mental illness, they can take you or your kids and you have zero rights at any time that they want to take you.
It also prevents you from having a gun in most cases.
unidentified
Oh, if only.
dr ed group
So they're going to shut you down that way.
jordan holmes
Oh, if only.
dr ed group
And it's going to dumb you down and make you easily controllable.
And I've even read some reports now about electromagnetic frequencies and when you combine these psychotropic medications with different types of chemicals.
alex jones
And that's why they're spraying aluminum in the atmosphere, not just weather control.
They admit all that as well.
dan friesen
It's all declassified.
jordan holmes
It's all declassified.
dan friesen
That's chemtrail stuff and the EMF stuff.
That's Dr. Hamamoto.
jordan holmes
Just dovetail them in together.
dan friesen
That's my favorite crazy coming back.
Dr. Group has been reading Hamamoto.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
That rug really ties the room together there.
Those lies really do it.
dan friesen
Isn't it great?
Like, the more we sort of look at these things, the more we see, like, it's all self-reinforcing.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's all complete lies that are just like, oh, A props up B, B props up D, and C is somewhere in the mix there.
jordan holmes
It's a network of bullshit that, yeah.
Are there even 780,000 things that can happen through medication?
That sounds bullshit.
That sounds made up.
dan friesen
No, it's a lot of repeats, I'm sure.
But then he's not taking into account that a lot of them are like dry mouth or headache and stuff like that.
They're just like, oh, that's minor.
And if you were a real doctor, he would understand the nature of side effects and how it's kind of part of using medicines.
And you'd learn to deal with them or adjust the medication accordingly.
jordan holmes
Do you know what's crazy?
unidentified
What's that?
jordan holmes
My medication?
I'm on 600 milligrams of Lamictal, which is...
Theoretically, an okay dose.
It causes autism.
dan friesen
Oh boy.
jordan holmes
Isn't that crazy?
dan friesen
Wait, wait.
jordan holmes
I'm so autistic.
dan friesen
Are you parodying Ed here?
jordan holmes
I am.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
I'm trying to go further than him, and you can't without being just ridiculous.
dan friesen
Yeah, you even...
jordan holmes
You can't parody something that is so beyond...
What do you say to that?
dan friesen
Ed, coming from you, I almost believed that.
I was like, well, you know.
Like, that's a hypothetical side effect of...
jordan holmes
Yeah.
No, that's not how that works.
dan friesen
Why the fuck would it be?
jordan holmes
Of course not.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's not how autism works.
That's not how medication works.
dan friesen
So, in this next clip, they talk more about the mind control aspects of medication.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
And then they try and make you really scared of doctors, period.
And it ends with something that seems kind of like...
jordan holmes
You shouldn't need their help.
The number one cause of death in hospitals is Dr. Error.
dan friesen
It's true.
And MRSA.
jordan holmes
And Jenny, who is a nurse that murders people.
dan friesen
Yeah, she's the angel of death.
jordan holmes
She's the angel of death, Jenny.
dan friesen
So this clip ends with something that seems kind of jocular, but it's really funny when you know what I want to remind you at the end of this.
alex jones
Let's get back into the coloring book.
Our audience knows this.
What do they do to get the word out that the next big rollout phase is here?
And by the way, we did find the 911 tape he's talking about.
It's chilling.
We're going to play it after the break.
dan friesen
So Dr. Group Ed had said before this that he had heard a 911 call of someone calling in to the police to admit that he had just killed his children.
And I don't know why you would ever want to listen to that or play it on the show.
I turned it off before they ever played it, if they did, because I would never want to hear that.
I don't care for that, but I mean...
jordan holmes
Is that another one of those...
dan friesen
That's what they're referencing.
jordan holmes
Is that one of those somnambulism situations where he was taking some kind of prescribed sleeping pill and...
dan friesen
I have no idea.
jordan holmes
That has happened in the past.
dan friesen
Oh, sure.
I've taken sleeping pills and like...
Wound up somewhere.
Never killed children, but I have absolutely had situations like, oh boy.
jordan holmes
It is a possible thing.
It has happened before.
dan friesen
Let me tell you this.
Ed does not go very heavy on the details.
He does not explain too much what the situation is.
But that, just for reference, what they're talking about there.
alex jones
Just to illustrate what we're up against.
Totally normal people get put on these drugs.
They don't even tell you when you get them that it's a 33% increase in early death.
dan friesen
So I looked into this.
I googled 33% increased risk of death with drugs.
And all of these statistics that I could find that matched the 33%, the drugs, it was about overdoses.
They have gone up 33% since a couple years back.
jordan holmes
Since the opioid crisis hit.
dan friesen
Right.
So in the last 10 years or so, 33% increase in overdose deaths.
I also found some studies about basically antipsychotics.
Greatly reduce death rates in people who are schizophrenic.
jordan holmes
Absolutely kept me from dying.
dan friesen
Yeah, and me as well.
Not antipsychotics, but antidepressants at times in my life, 100%.
But at the same time, every single study that you find, if you actually look at it, they make very clear that in no way could you study what would have happened if someone wasn't on the drug.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
So anytime you're trying to cite, like, this increases a risk of death, untreated mental illnesses...
Especially ones that have schizophrenic tendencies or depression.
I mean, depression has a very high likelihood of you hurting yourself.
So the potential for what is being missed by Alex's rhetoric is everything.
It's everything.
jordan holmes
If Alex quotes a study, he is lying about it.
That is a 100% chance.
dan friesen
That's the result of our study that we've been doing.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
Which will be peer-reviewed.
alex jones
That a massive increase in psychotic breaks, megalomania, mass murder.
It says it on the insert because it is a hallucinogen system.
But instead of seeing pink elephants and stuff, folks, you don't go into full hallucination.
You go into a subconscious realm in between consciousness and unconsciousness.
You go into a dream state.
It's a highly suggestible mind control drugs.
This is a fact.
It says it on the inserts.
dr ed group
Yes, it does.
So basically, just to go back to the coloring book, I'll just show you the last few pages, which is sickening.
Chris's mommy took Chris to a special doctor.
dan friesen
So just real quick, it's a coloring book, and it's for children, and it's just animals.
It's like anthropomorphized animals going about their day and going to a therapist.
That's it.
It's nothing.
They make it so creepy.
It's so fucked up.
But it's nothing really out of the ordinary that you would see probably, I mean, you'd see it at a doctor's office.
It makes sense to have kids exposed to the ideas of, hey, if you feel weird, there might be help for you.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
That sort of thing would have been incredibly helpful for most of the people I've ever met.
jordan holmes
I mean, hey, my family didn't even believe in psychiatrists and psychiatric medicine for so long that it...
Did a lot of damage to me.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
And if only they had read a children's book.
dan friesen
So here we go.
dr ed group
I can help you.
Everything's going to be okay.
This doctor asked Chris questions about how Chris felt and gave Chris some medicine.
alex jones
Isn't that nice that eats holes in their brain?
Here's something way worse than cocaine and heroin.
Totally deadly.
dr ed group
Now Chris takes medicine every day.
And Chris goes to see a special person to play and talk.
By the way, most sexual crimes are actually done with psychiatrists because of medication.
They get to know the children.
It is absolutely sick.
alex jones
I know they can control the whole deal.
dr ed group
I don't want to lump all the psychiatrists.
alex jones
There are a lot of good people.
And Carl Jung was a great guy.
The point is there's big pharma trying to find bad people.
Like, I've been in a clinic.
You know, just to get a checkup or whatever.
And you'll see the most gorgeous supermodel woman.
I've seen this like twice.
I go, who is that?
And they go, oh, that's the drug rep.
And you've got the doctors eating out of their hands.
And the word is, they don't just give them little bonuses and stuff.
The doctors that get the big bonuses, they get the sugar.
dan friesen
So I think he's been watching House.
jordan holmes
Now, one, he is right.
Drug reps are...
dan friesen
But I don't think they're prostitutes.
jordan holmes
No, they are usually not prostitutes.
dan friesen
They're very hot for the manipulative reason, usually.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
He was doing great, and then he was like, and then you get to fuck him, and it's like, no, no, you shouldn't.
It's not like you needed more.
dan friesen
I'm willing to bet that that has happened occasionally, but that's not the...
It's the exception, not the rule.
jordan holmes
Yeah, who cares if, like...
No, you don't need that part.
It's bad enough already that they are using that influence to give people drugs that maybe they wouldn't otherwise have because of the drug reps, because they do get kickbacks.
I worked in a medical field for a long time, and I'll tell you right now, they do get kickbacks.
dan friesen
Totally.
And the idea that...
Most sexual crimes are being done by psychiatrists.
jordan holmes
Oh, I can't even breathe.
dan friesen
There's an article here in the Atlantic Journal-Constitution.
They analyzed more than 100,000 disciplinary documents and other records from across the country to find cases that may have involved people.
Yeah.
Of people who were sanctioned for violations that clearly involved patients.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So that 2,400 out of 100,000 is a small percentage of the 100,000.
And it's also 2,400 since 1999 is an incredibly small percentage of sex crimes.
jordan holmes
Wait.
That's total?
It's not per 100,000.
It's over that time span.
There have been 100,000?
dan friesen
I'm sure there are other...
I mean, there have been other...
They didn't look at every single complaint at every hospital.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
But it should give you some sense of scale.
jordan holmes
Now, that said, though, there are...
How many could have gone unreported?
dan friesen
Tons.
But that's going to be fairly difficult.
Look...
jordan holmes
And let me tell you something.
I'm going to go out on a limb here.
And I'm going to say...
Far less likely that it was drugs, far more likely that it's toxic masculinity.
dan friesen
Probably.
Yeah.
But the thing I really want to peel out of this is that those numbers cannot make up a majority of sexual assaults and crimes.
jordan holmes
Simply not possible.
dan friesen
No.
Dr. Group is pulling shit out of his ass now.
alex jones
Wait, what?
dan friesen
Here's how this clip ends.
They've just talked about the drug reps having sex, and here's how it ends.
alex jones
So they're using sex.
No, you didn't know about this?
It's been in the news that the drug reps are basically prostitutes.
unidentified
Absolutely.
No, no.
dr ed group
It's serious.
alex jones
I mean, have you ever had them want to take care of you?
dr ed group
No, because I don't deal with drugs.
dan friesen
Here's why.
jordan holmes
No, because I don't use real medicine.
dan friesen
Here, I'm not a doctor.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
I can't prescribe anything.
That's why no drug rep has ever tried to fuck me.
I think Alex might have realized he went down the wrong road there.
Like, Dr. Group has no reason.
jordan holmes
Yeah, there aren't any ginkgo biloba reps.
dan friesen
That's the only thing that would be possible.
Or colloidal iodine reps.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
You're talking to some guy who owns a drilling operation.
Not some...
Fucking bombshell.
alex jones
I make the deep earth iodine.
dan friesen
So this next clip, we can pause it whenever we need to, but it's a little bit long.
There was no way for me to cut it down at all.
jordan holmes
Without destroying the context?
dan friesen
Yes, because in this next clip, they bring out the coloring book.
And Alex editorializes on it in one of the most inappropriate fashions he is capable of.
It is gross.
And here we go.
alex jones
You're listening to The Alex Jones Show.
I'm Alex Jones, your host, and I'm hopping mad.
They have the new Freedom Initiative.
It's bipartisan.
They want to drug our children.
They have liability protection for the vaccines.
Now they want it for the antipsychotics, for the psychotropics.
It's incredible.
And it's on the insert that it causes psychotic breaks.
dan friesen
We've been over this, but I just want to reiterate the reason that they have that protection for vaccine companies is because of people like Alex.
It's because of people who cause anti-vaccination panic.
jordan holmes
It's because of demagogues who use that as another, you know, monster of the week.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
It's 100% in order to make sure that...
Medical progress continues.
jordan holmes
Imagine how much research would be destroyed, how much good would be gone if people listened to Alex Jones.
dan friesen
Dark ages, man.
It would just be plagues everywhere.
Like the idea of all these potential side effects mean you shouldn't take medication that could save your life.
Right.
unidentified
Or save other people's lives if you have a psychotic break or something.
dan friesen
How many people die because they go to a holistic medicine like Dr. Group or Ed Group?
jordan holmes
Ed Group, the science poop.
dan friesen
It's not even really science.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
But I'm saying that that is a direct analog to...
If we didn't vaccinate people because of potential side effects, you'd have everyone with smallpox.
Humanity would be dead.
jordan holmes
Which, at this point...
dan friesen
Bring it.
jordan holmes
At this point, yeah, maybe vaccines are bad.
Maybe we should have culled.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Anyway, let's get to this coloring book.
alex jones
It's on the insert.
dan friesen
Also, I want to say this.
What insert?
Alex is obsessed with the inserts that come with medications.
You know, he talks about it with the vaccines all the time.
He's like, no, no, no.
Not the insert that you can find online.
The thin papered one that comes with the vial at the doctor's office.
It says basically all the exact same stuff.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And, you know, if you get a prescription or something, it has that really long...
Paper that most people don't ever read, but you can.
It's there.
That's the insert that has all the secret information about how it's going to kill you.
But the reason I paused, the reason I wanted to pause this is in preparation for this episode, I was doing a little bit of research, and it turns out that adult coloring books are highly recommended.
By psychiatrists.
jordan holmes
Yeah, they're very good.
dan friesen
And psychologists, yeah.
Apparently it's one thing that is really therapeutic that people just never really pay attention to.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So if you want to go get a coloring book, that's a Knowledge Fight approved recommendation.
jordan holmes
If they had a CBT coloring book, that would have made me far more likely to do those worksheets.
Cog and ball torture?
No.
dan friesen
What?
jordan holmes
Cognitive behavioral therapy.
Fuck you.
Also, that would be a great name for it.
dan friesen
Let's make a Knowledge Fight coloring book.
jordan holmes
Let's make a knowledge fight cock and ball torch.
No.
alex jones
That it makes you kill your family.
That it takes away the impulse control that people normally would have.
Like, you're going to have a great time on acid until you have a bad trip.
It's in the same class.
You just don't see funny colors and stuff, though.
A lot of folks get the wrong balance of the medication.
And yeah, you can have some really crazy people.
This stuff might actually help them.
They've got studies that ecstasy is, you know, helping people.
MDMA or whatever it's called.
unidentified
It is.
alex jones
Big studies for PTSD.
But not when you're taking it every day.
dan friesen
No one does.
alex jones
Okay?
And the point is, you put tens of millions of people on this, it can get explosive.
So let's go over this.
Chris, are you sad?
Oh, look, Chris is sad.
Crying.
Oh, the school blush.
In the morning, Alex goes to school on the big yellow bus.
Chris's mom brings Chris to daycare and then goes to work.
Have a good day.
I'll see you at home.
Good mommy.
She's not with her kids.
We're not saying moms are bad to do that.
This is propaganda.
Daddy picks up Chris at daycare.
Yay!
dr ed group
Send the kid to daycare.
alex jones
Daddy drives Chris home.
jordan holmes
Maybe if we didn't all have to work.
alex jones
After all that driving to daycare, I'd be depressed.
One day, mommy noticed that Chris looked sad and was not having a fun day.
Not that he might be sick, not that he might have allergies, not that he might have a little blood sugar.
No, we better take you to a teddy bear in the back of a truck.
dan friesen
So, the doctor is a teddy bear, but the thing that Alex is expressing here is, I don't know how exactly I want to phrase this, but how I would put it is, he's super into personal responsibility and what have you, and he's not believing that people are capable of being decent parents.
Because he's assuming that, oh, my kid doesn't feel good.
Let's take him to the therapist.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
As opposed to those things being checked off the list.
Before you explore that option.
Look, maybe he needs a Snickers or something like that.
That's absurd.
jordan holmes
Yeah, what he's describing is Munchausen's by proxy.
dan friesen
Basically, and just a complete lack of trust in people's ability to live their lives.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
When all he wants is everyone to just live their lives.
jordan holmes
Well, everybody doesn't live their lives the way he wants everybody to live their lives.
Right.
So they're doing it wrong.
dan friesen
And he doesn't want people to have the option of going to a therapist or a psychiatrist.
jordan holmes
Which, for somebody who's all about personal freedom...
dan friesen
Doesn't seem like it matches up at all.
This is philosophically very muddy.
jordan holmes
It's more he's an idiot.
dan friesen
That's true.
jordan holmes
He's fucking stupid.
alex jones
Mommy remembered that Chris' best friend Pat moved away.
Oh, because the friend moved, you need drugs.
Chris was sad.
We've got something that will eat your brain and reduce your life expectancy by 33%.
It's liberal, though.
But this time, Chris was very sad for a long time.
Oh, you lean over at the end, you get ice cream because you want the drugs.
Chris cried a lot when mommy asked, why, Chris?
Said, I don't know.
Chris acted grouchy most of the time.
Oh, he was bad.
dr ed group
Grouchy is a symptom of, you know...
alex jones
It wasn't red dye.
It wasn't too much TV.
It wasn't enough time with parents.
It wasn't just normal acting out needs discipline.
You need hardcore psychotic drugs.
You just should hit them.
Because they have antipsychotics.
He's making you psychotic.
Chris didn't feel like eating even the dessert.
Oh, Chris had trouble sleeping.
Oh, my gosh.
Mommy and Daddy sat down.
It's not that Chris wasn't playing outside anymore and watching TV all day.
No, it was that he needed hardcore drugs.
Eat holes in your brain.
Everyone feels sad sometimes, but you've been very sad for a very long time.
We want to help you feel happy again.
Oh, how sick this is.
jordan holmes
You know, I can't begin to describe how much I hate this because I remember when I was a kid, I was probably 12 or 13 at the time.
And my family didn't believe in any kind of psychiatry.
So I had a complete manic episode and got into a fight with my parents.
And what wound up happening is I went back into my room and I found every picture that had me in it.
And I scratched out.
Uh, my face.
dan friesen
Uh-huh.
jordan holmes
Like, and they couldn't deal with that, so I got punished.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
I remember I have had...
dan friesen
Alex Jones says you just need discipline.
I just need discipline.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I had, uh, I've, I...
I basically slept for three days.
And they couldn't deal with that, so I got punished.
What kind of fucking lunatic is like, well, this just needs to be beaten out of you?
dan friesen
Right.
Spare the rod, spoil the child.
jordan holmes
And that's what those fuckers believe.
And it damaged me.
I didn't even go get help until I was...
dan friesen
You slept for three days, maybe you just need to go outside.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
I didn't even get help until I was 22 because of this bullshit.
And my life...
Life would have been immeasurably better had I actually done something about it when I was a child.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's one of the real tragedies that you're expressing, and I can definitely relate to in many ways, is when there's stigmatization of mental health issues, or in my case, almost novelty-ization.
I don't know how to describe it.
It's not really important.
But you end up wasting so much time in your life.
And you end up, like you said, 22. I was probably around the same age when things became more serious for me.
Or at least I took a little responsibility.
Although, quite frankly, it might be 33. Realistically, when I grew up.
But there's so much lost time.
There's so much time that people who don't...
Struggle with these sorts of things.
They don't have...
Like, they got there early time.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And without these negative impulses and these negative narratives around mental health, you could save a lot of people from a lot of wasted time.
jordan holmes
There's so much that I've ruined.
There's so many bridges that I've burned.
There's so much that could have been averted had I not...
Been a fucking insane person.
dan friesen
That wasn't your fault.
jordan holmes
I know.
dan friesen
And it wasn't your choice.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
But Alex wants to make it your choice.
And I don't blame my parents for it.
I blame their dumb fuck religion that they still fucking believe in and they should fucking stop.
But that's a longer conversation.
dan friesen
Right, right.
jordan holmes
Anyways, all religion is a lie.
dan friesen
Now who's doing takes to the camera?
jordan holmes
I had to.
I had to do one take to the camera.
dan friesen
Right.
I mean, you know, it is on one.
And your parents' fault, but on a much bigger and more important version of it, it's the ideology's fault.
jordan holmes
It's the influence, again, of propaganda.
dan friesen
It's the ideology.
And the ideology, as it relates to this, is the same stuff that Alex Jones is spouting.
He's bordering on Christian scientists at times.
He's bordering on sovereign citizenship.
jordan holmes
Scientologists.
dan friesen
He's all over the place, to a really scary extent.
But anyway, he's not done with the coloring book.
unidentified
Great.
dan friesen
And I'm telling you...
It gets worse.
jordan holmes
How can you not be done with a coloring book?
Anyways.
alex jones
There's a drug dealer who looks like a teddy bear.
Now get in the back of the white truck.
It's alright.
To the opposite of, don't get in the back of the truck when a guy offers you a teddy bear or a puppy or ice cream.
Now go to this room with this man named Joseph Mingala.
Chris's mommy took Chris to a special doctor who looked like a teddy bear.
He said, I can help you.
That's not creepy.
The doctor asked Chris questions about how Chris felt and gave...
Chris, some special medicine, and now he sees stars, and so fun as his brain dies.
jordan holmes
That actually does sound fun.
dan friesen
Anything that's written for children sounds dumb in an adult's mouth.
You know what I'm saying?
jordan holmes
Especially if you're trying to be creepy.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Oh, he went to a doctor.
dan friesen
Yeah, it is.
This is pathetic.
unidentified
And he got some medicine.
dan friesen
We still have another minute.
jordan holmes
Jesus.
alex jones
Thank you, Mommy.
Now Chris takes medicine every day and sees the happy colors.
Chris isn't growing a lot.
Big zits all over his body.
And he started having convulsions last week, but now we just put him on extra drugs.
And now, oh, mommy likes them too.
Mommy likes them.
And Chris goes to see a special person to play and talk.
Looks like a person out of The Shining.
Oh!
And then Chris thinks about just letting his wrist or hanging himself now, because now they've got the death education.
After a while, Chris is sleeping better.
Chris feels like eating again.
Oh, he sleeps good, just like the sanitarium.
And he loves his ice cream.
His tongue's hanging out.
He isn't getting grouchy all the time now.
Chris likes to play again.
Chris is dead.
His soul's gone.
unidentified
Libra!
alex jones
Libra!
Salon says pedophilia's good.
The deputy pope likes to traffic children.
Hail Satan!
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
The deputy pope does?
dan friesen
There was a thing that came out about the deputy pope who may or may not have had some involvement.
jordan holmes
You know what?
I don't care.
Catholic Church is wildly evil.
dan friesen
To a great extent.
I assume the worst about the Catholic Church.
Until proven otherwise, they're all on notice.
They're all suspect.
And I don't know if you'd really characterize the Catholic Church as liberal.
Yeah, I definitely wouldn't.
Be that as it may.
jordan holmes
Even the super nice Pope is like, let's not murder gays.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
You're not quite there, super nice Pope.
dan friesen
He's only cool Pope because the last one was a Nazi.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
And all the rest of them have not been much better.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
So that's just such a load of shit.
Alex, I know he had nothing.
And Dr. Group comes in with this coloring book and he's like...
Fuck yeah, let's fill some time.
I can editorialize on this like crazy.
I don't want to talk about Manafort stuff.
Fuck that.
Also, you missed this.
Paul Manafort, Alex's narrative about him is that Mueller has got to him.
And he's like, I mean, yeah.
But he doesn't have anything.
So Mueller approaches him and he's like, you better start making some shit up about Trump or else we're going to diesel you.
We're going to fucking torture you until your legs pop.
So Alex is...
jordan holmes
I am not against that.
dan friesen
But Alex's version of it is that he's being told he needs to lie about Trump or else he's going to be tortured to death.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
Which seems very reasonable.
Very likely.
jordan holmes
Look, with our FBI and intelligence agencies, they've tortured plenty of people to death.
Fucking the CPD has tortured plenty of people to death, so I don't care.
dan friesen
We went over this on the episode with Drees that had technical difficulties and shit, but the point that I made, and I stand by, is that Paul Manafort would never be tortured because he's a multi-millionaire.
There's no way...
Someone like him with the connections he has is ever going to be touched.
Right, right, right.
Necessarily.
jordan holmes
Hey, maybe it's a problem.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Maybe money is an issue.
dan friesen
It is.
So we have one more clip here from the 20th, and it's where I turned it off.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It wasn't like a rage turnoff or anything.
It was just like, I get the point.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
This is going to get better.
alex jones
Right.
dan friesen
So here we go.
This is where I checked out.
alex jones
Waging war on corruption.
unidentified
It's Alex Jones coming to you live on the front lines of the Infowar.
alex jones
It says right here, 33% increase in death.
But see, that's when you die.
The friendly teddy bear taught me how to have pustules all over my body and start withering away and giving me deadly drugs that say they can cause me to murder my mommy and daddy.
But it's liberal, so it's okay.
dr ed group
And we're going to make money.
alex jones
Sorry, Grip.
I've been taking over.
You go ahead now.
jordan holmes
Sorry, Ed.
dr ed group
No, I mean...
dan friesen
Wait for the interruption.
dr ed group
It's just a warning to everybody out there.
alex jones
This is like a...
This is not a prime pitch for pedophilia.
jordan holmes
It's like white trucks pulled up.
alex jones
They got ice cream.
They got puppies.
They got teddy bears.
Get in the back, kid.
You see a clown down in a gutter.
He wants to give you some drugs.
Take him.
You see Pennywise?
He's actually a nice guy.
unidentified
Alex Jones is a bad guy with that Dr. Group.
alex jones
You sad?
Little Georgie, stick your hand down this drainage chute.
You're going to like it when I tear it off at the elbow.
Sorry, group.
Go ahead.
dr ed group
Anybody who's trying to help anybody is bad, Alex.
I mean, that's our job.
Even like the John Oliver show and all that stuff.
They're saying all that stuff about our supplements.
I want to see how many people John Oliver has helped.
I want to see if John Oliver can even get into MIT, which they said I didn't even...
alex jones
John Oliver's such a coward.
He'll have kids, shoot them up with vaccines, watch them have convulsions, and he'll celebrate it.
I'm telling you, they're the type that would never even say they made a mistake.
Sorry, go ahead.
dan friesen
I love the complicated relationship between interrupting and then feeling bad about interrupting.
I love that vacillation that Alex has.
But yeah, I was just like, alright, I get it.
I get it.
We're just gonna do anti-vax, anti-medicine stuff.
I'll tune in tomorrow.
You guys have fun.
jordan holmes
I know it seems like...
I guess it's just that as much as awful as he is all the time...
This just depresses me because it hits home.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
You know, it's so close to me.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
And there's so many times that I can have a distance.
Like, as much as I fucking hate his white nationalist bullshit, at the same time, I'm raging at that in an intellectual level.
dan friesen
Right, right.
jordan holmes
Because I can't experience it.
I don't have that physical reaction to it.
No, I know.
dan friesen
If things went real bad, if you weren't on your meds.
jordan holmes
If I was, yeah, that's a good point.
dan friesen
You might end up in some internet forum that ends up turning you into a white nationalist.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's true.
dan friesen
There's a whole possibility.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Any of us.
jordan holmes
Or if I was Alex, I could experience racism from other races on me.
That's entirely possible.
dan friesen
Again, if you were off your meds, you might experience that.
jordan holmes
Seems like that's the main reason Alex experiences it, because he never got on his meds.
dan friesen
That's the other thing that I wanted to point out.
So much of this smacks to me as someone who recognizes on an emotional level that they're mentally ill.
And can't allow themselves to understand it because of pride, because of ego, whatever the particular thing is.
What I hear from Alex is so much of like, maybe he went to a doctor when he was a kid, or something like that, and it didn't take, or he wasn't engaged with the process, or maybe at some point in his life, maybe not even as a kid, and he's bitter about it still.
And he's like, they couldn't fix me, they can't do shit!
Or something like that.
jordan holmes
I mean, that is also, like, I've been to three different psychiatrists to work shit out.
dan friesen
Sure.
That's what everyone does.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
If I had that inclination, I could have been like, well, psychiatry doesn't work, so I'm out.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
And I would have gone to Ed Group.
dan friesen
Yeah.
The Global Healing Center.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no kidding.
dan friesen
I mean, I'm even susceptible to that to a certain extent.
Like, I have my periods where I'm just like, well, nothing's ever going to work.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And, you know.
But I might be being way too empathic and trying to apply humanity to Alex where it does not exist.
jordan holmes
He's a piece of shit.
And he should go fuck himself.
dan friesen
I'm with you.
But he's also a human.
jordan holmes
I've stopped believing that.
I genuinely have.
I've stopped believing that.
He lost his humanity card a while back for me.
dan friesen
I meant he's a mortal flesh and blood person.
jordan holmes
He's an ape.
He's an animal.
dan friesen
Fine.
Even if you're an ape, input leads to output.
And so when we experience an output, I always try and figure out...
Why is this the output?
What happened?
Or what would lead one to this?
And obviously, with the vaccination stuff, with almost every narrative he has, he's illiterate and he doesn't know what he's reading.
He's misinterpreting things or he's allowing propaganda to sway him.
jordan holmes
Or he's deliberately lying about them.
dan friesen
Right, that's entirely possible too.
But that opens up the other section.
Of the mystery, which is, if he's lying, why is he lying?
What is the motivation?
Because I don't think that somebody necessarily...
Just for fun would want to lie about vaccines.
jordan holmes
I mean, if you have a lot of money in a group's bullshit being sold, then of course you're going to advertise that.
unidentified
True.
jordan holmes
All other medicine doesn't work.
dan friesen
That's fair.
That could be it.
It could be crash commercialism.
Who knows?
Anyway, that's just something.
jordan holmes
Could be all of those wrapped up in one.
dan friesen
It could be.
It could be.
And it could be just a broken person who doesn't know how to fix himself.
And Supermail is not helping.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
A sociopathic monster.
dan friesen
So now we go on to the 21st, and things get a little weird on the 21st of September 2017, because Media Matters has come out with an article that Alex spends almost the entire show misunderstanding.
Okay.
And we'll get to that after Alex rambles about pilgrims to the stars.
jordan holmes
Oh my god.
alex jones
We are the resistance.
We are the InfoWars.
unidentified
We are the InfoWars.
alex jones
And that intro that we just played is almost four years old.
dan friesen
Make a new one.
alex jones
And I've got intros from 15 years ago saying we are the resistance.
We are the information war.
We're going to identify the authoritarian system of globalism.
We're going to speak out against it.
We're going to raise the alarm as modern-day Paul Revere's across the globe.
dan friesen
So, also, Alex is really pissed off.
jordan holmes
Paul Revere was a shit alarm.
There was a woman who did twice as much.
unidentified
Guess why?
jordan holmes
She was scrubbed out of history.
dan friesen
Interesting that you bring that up.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because why Alex Jones is calling himself Paul Revere is because yesterday...
jordan holmes
It's because he's largely ineffectual and boring.
dan friesen
Well, yesterday, Hillary Clinton, an interview with her, came out and said that she was trying to be a Paul Revere for issues like cybersecurity and stuff like that.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And so Alex is furious that she's like, no, I'm Paul Revere.
Like, all right.
Alright.
Who cares?
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Who fucking cares?
jordan holmes
I'm the swamp fox!
dan friesen
I'm petty!
alex jones
And we are going to reinstitute the free market, capitalist, nation-state system of renaissance, prosperity, and the long march to the stars.
jordan holmes
He did not know how poorly people lived during the renaissance, does he?
dan friesen
He doesn't know that at all.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
He might be talking about the Harlem renaissance.
Yeah, I don't know.
jordan holmes
I don't think so.
I don't think he understands who Webb Dubois is.
dan friesen
I also want to point out this entire intro until he gets to the part about Drudge.
He's looking around and clearly filling time.
He's like, the producer has stepped away from the board or something like that.
He's like, I don't know what's going on.
I have no cues.
I'm just going to talk about going to the stars.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
All right.
alex jones
The long, glorious...
Pioneer march to the stars and unlocking the secrets of the universe.
And the globalists, they don't want that.
They think they've already got the secrets.
They've already got their AI.
They want to wall us off from the future.
But ladies and gentlemen, that's not going to happen.
And now these enemies of progress, these enemies of freedom, these enemies of America, these enemies of Western civilization and Christianity that are in control of our governments are saying, That once freedom is a Russian agent, because we couldn't think for ourselves, we couldn't vote against Hillary.
There it is.
DrudgeReport.com.
Media Matters.
That's George Soros, the Nazi collaborator.
dan friesen
Nope.
alex jones
Drudge infected America with Russian propaganda.
And I guess he infected it with the New York Times, the Washington Post, and CNN.
He links to everything.
But there it is.
And they track how he linked to Interfax, ITAR, TAS, and Pravda.
And he linked to the Japanese and Chinese and Mexican news, too.
And he linked to all their reports.
Just like he links to the Media Matters report right there.
I guess he's infecting us with Media Matters.
dan friesen
So, this is an article that has come out on Media Matters.
And what they did.
As they reviewed a lot of the links that have happened over the course of 2012 to 2017.
And they found that there was a substantial jump in links to Russian state-owned media sources in 2016.
It's a jump from...
What is this?
About 80-85 in 2015 to 122 links in 2016.
And that's up from about 35-40 in 2014.
So those are massive jumps.
And they're all state-owned media sources.
It's not that...
It's just like, hey, a Russian newspaper.
So when he talks about the Mexican news and stuff like that, those aren't necessarily state-run operations.
That could just be a Mexican news source.
That's one of the reasons why this is particularly interesting as a study.
Secondly, the only thing that Alex says is like, he links to the New York Times, he links to X, Y, he does lots of links, which means he hasn't read the article.
Because the article isn't just that he links to all this stuff.
It's more important that they found that he...
Here, I'll just read this quote here.
Drudge has also regularly turned to RT and Sputnik for unskeptical coverage of statements from Putin and other Kremlin officials, including their denials of Russian election interference, their criticisms of the U.S. role in Syria, and their efforts to undermine NATO members.
And he's frequently highlighted the Russian outlet's favorite conspiracy theories and hysterics, including their reports on meetings of the mysterious Bilderberg Group, debunked claims that Google manipulated its search results to favor Clinton, and warnings of increased Western support of Satanism.
Drudge's affinity for Russian President Vladimir Putin and his propaganda outlets is undoubtedly a major asset for the Kremlin.
Drudge has a rare power as a media gatekeeper due to his unusual ability to push reporting from previously unknown outlets to a massive audience.
So, throughout, they give a lot of instances.
Like, all of these have links to what they're talking about.
And what it's really about is not that he made links.
It's that he supported the Russian propaganda narrative.
Of various incidents.
So you had, like, the one really good specific that they had in here was the Malaysian plane.
They talked about the shooting of the Malaysian plane.
So here we go.
On July 17, 2014, Malaysia Airlines flight MH17 was shot down over eastern Ukraine, killing 298 passengers and crew.
The next day, President Barack Obama alleged that the responsible parties were Russian-backed separatists, seizing territory in the region following Russia's annexation of Crimea.
Obama's statement came amid a furious effort by Russian propaganda outlets to foster confusion about the act.
In their telling, the tragedy had actually been a failed attempt by Ukrainians to shoot down President Vladimir Putin's plane.
R.T. Putin's plane might have been target in bright red text.
jordan holmes
So not only is he linking to it, but it's going up as a huge signal boost.
Like on the Dredge Report, which I do my best never to visit, but I saw my dad go to.
There's always the big, giant, click on this, and then there's all those tons of little tiny ones down there.
dan friesen
It's called being red-linked.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
So it's such bullshit to...
To even characterize it as, oh, he's just linking to it.
Like, he can really influence things by how he's linking to it.
dan friesen
And he writes the links.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He writes what the links say, and that changes.
jordan holmes
Because idiots only read headlines.
dan friesen
I support things that are distasteful and awful.
I just wish that we had a...
A conversation in place that was much more realistic and much more...
jordan holmes
Maybe the larger issue is that Alex is right whenever he says we don't think that they are capable of thinking for themselves because they're not.
Who's they?
dan friesen
People who go to drudge?
jordan holmes
Yeah, basically.
I would say that.
dan friesen
But the bigger issue is that the article is not about how many links he put up or any of that stuff.
It is about the narratives.
It's about how he falls in line with the Russian version.
version of almost every story and how that has a trickle-down effect throughout right-wing media.
Alex Jones, Breitbart, all of them take massive cues from Breitbart and thus, From Drudge.
Oh, I'm sorry, yeah, yeah.
Thus, he is the purveyor, the bottleneck, as it were, where Russian propaganda ends up getting funneled and mainstreamed.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's what the article is about, and it's very fair.
It is something that people need to deal with, quite frankly.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, whether or not it's actual collusion, it is that...
dan friesen
I'm not saying that necessarily.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, I know, but it is that...
You have to go far outside of America to get your dumbass narrative support.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
Because they are patently untrue.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
So, of course, Drudge has to link to RT because reality disagrees with him, and RT loves peddling a false reality.
dan friesen
That supports the Russian version of reality.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
Or, well, their version of reality.
dan friesen
As Alexander Dugan has said, Russia has its own version of truth.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And has their own truth.
Because there is no objective reality, we have our own truth.
Yeah.
Something that I've been thinking about a lot, I've been dwelling on foreign policy a little bit.
And one of the things that has become incredibly clear to me is how wildly complicated everything is.
Like, you think about how Russia, or not Russia, excuse me, China supports North Korea, right?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And you think about it, and most people, if they were hard-pressed to say why, it would just be like, well, they're both communist countries, and say it's my big brother, little brother kind of thing.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
That's what a lot of people would think.
jordan holmes
Or it could be, by their support, it keeps North Korea from acting even crazier.
dan friesen
Well, that's one possibility.
Another possibility is that were North Korea to be, like, if they were...
This is one possibility.
jordan holmes
You're speculating wild.
dan friesen
China supports North Korea.
North Korea wants to reunify Korea.
Korea, if reunified, would likely reject a U.S. military presence there.
And that would weaken Japan's status in the Asian sphere.
So there could be an entire thing going on where there's a domino effect.
Of China wanting to weaken Japan and get America out of their periphery.
And they do that by supporting North Korea.
What I'm getting at is all these things are possible and likely influences on things.
And there's a simplistic version and incredibly impossible to break down.
Reality.
jordan holmes
It's like if you go to a recording studio and you see an actual soundboard and how huge it is.
dan friesen
The 10,000 knobs.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and how it's like, oh, well, this knob changes something and then it changes that over there.
And there's so many interlocking effects.
dan friesen
I mean, if you look at my board, I've got way more effects than I know how to use.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
And there's all kinds of different things that can be adjusted there just by changing a knob a tiny little bit.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
So it's hard.
It's hard to find some sort of harmony there, which, continuing with my metaphor inexplicably, that without breaking something else.
dan friesen
Right, right.
Pushing too far on one thing is going to lose control or lose your grip on another.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
Which is why nationalism is fucking stupid.
dan friesen
Very.
But the point that I'm getting at is when you look at the situation with Russia, like...
It's insane for anyone to think that they don't want to reunify the Soviet Union.
It's absurd.
jordan holmes
It's naive.
dan friesen
Just from a geopolitical standpoint, it's if there is a narrative that involves them doing X. Like, let's say, annexing part of a farmhouse.
We know they have done it repeatedly.
jordan holmes
They stole that fish song.
dan friesen
Yeah, they did.
jordan holmes
They own it now.
dan friesen
Russia now has intellectual property to the butterfly surprise.
And the Northern Lights.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But when they do things like that, there's an explanation of, like, a Russian sympathetic explanation, and then there is a, they are trying to encroach and build back up their territory a little bit at a time.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
When you have those two possibilities in front of you, you are incredibly irrational if you don't think the latter is the truth.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because think about it, man.
Let's imagine we lost the Cold War, right?
Or something like that.
I don't even know necessarily how we would have except for nuclear war.
But let's say the entire scenario was completely different and we end up losing an alternate reality Cold War where we lose the Western states.
The entire West Coast is gone.
And then, over the course of the next 50 years or so, we...
We've become slightly more part of the global community, but at the same time, we're a bit of a hostile actor, and we keep sort of stepping into Montana.
We keep taking a little bit of Montana.
Why would anyone think that we wouldn't want to reunify the United States?
Every single country...
jordan holmes
I mean, we fought a war for it.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Every single country that is a power that is split...
Ends up wanting to reunify.
jordan holmes
What's amazing is that because of the narrative that has arisen about fucking the dumbest fuck president, Reagan, solving the Cold War, what people forget is the main reason that we won the Cold War is cooperation.
Right.
And Russia, or the Soviet Union...
Did not do that because they were obsessed with nationalism.
It was a triumph of global cooperation over nationalism.
Right.
unidentified
Globalism.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Rather, the narrative has become it was a triumph of nationalism over another nation.
dan friesen
It was Reagan making a harsh demand.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
And it's fucking stupid.
dan friesen
Yeah, absolutely.
The only way you're ever going to solve those sorts of problems and any of these...
Incredibly complicated foreign policy problems is pretty much getting large coalitions together to work in concert.
jordan holmes
And very simply, one of the main reasons that we have the allies we do is because of our support for them and not our attacks on them.
Without our support following World War II...
Germany would absolutely be a shell.
Germany would be entirely part of the Soviet Union.
The same with Japan.
The way that we won those wars beyond the end of the war was we learned the lesson from World War I. The Treaty of Versailles was so punitive towards Germany.
That, of course, they were going to start another fucking war.
We figured out the lesson there and learned it.
And, of course, because all of the people who learned that lesson are dead, we have to learn it all over again.
Just like you and I were talking about, we are likely to see another nuke dropped in our lifetimes because people don't remember...
How monstrous it was.
dan friesen
It's tough to say, but it seems like the likelihood is increasing.
But I don't want to feed into that, because I think that a lot of people could hear that and get scared or take it the wrong way.
I think that we're probably as close as we've ever been in our lifetimes, at least.
And who knows?
But I still think that a lot of this is...
I think a lot of it has to still be posturing.
But be that as it may...
jordan holmes
We would hope.
dan friesen
But be that as it may, with chaotic actors, there is the possibility that posturing accidentally leads to action.
jordan holmes
I mean, the Petrov dude just died in May.
And we didn't find out about it until last week or whatever.
dan friesen
You're talking about the guy from the Soviet Union who stopped the end of the world.
jordan holmes
Yeah, who stopped the end of the world single-handedly.
dan friesen
He got an alert that American rockets were coming in and he suspected it was a false alarm.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
And because of that...
jordan holmes
Had he not, goodbye.
dan friesen
Yeah, they would have launched.
jordan holmes
That would have been it.
dan friesen
They would have launched.
jordan holmes
There have been at least four examples of that during the Cold War of people just going like, maybe this isn't real.
And if you're North Korea, the likelihood of that, with an entirely brainwashed civilization, seems far less.
dan friesen
Where everyone is brought up to expect that attack.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
It's tough to say, but be that as it may, let's get through this because you've got a show tonight.
This has been a fun conversation about foreign policy, but let's get into this next clip where Alex talks a little bit about sovereignty.
As he usually does.
And then has an interesting theory about a...
I guess he didn't die recently, but fairly recently dead prominent figure.
jordan holmes
Seth Rich.
alex jones
And so he pointed out, MSNBC worries Trump uses the word sovereign as a racist dog whistle.
They said it was over the top.
A loving, focused, good speech about free market and capitalism and brotherhood of humankind.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
White.
jordan holmes
Brotherhood of white.
dan friesen
I don't think that he's characterizing that speech correctly.
I mean, there was a lot of flowery rhetoric in it, and whoever wrote it did a decent job, except for, I think, the 30-odd instances of sovereignty being in it.
But be that as it may, it's not a friendly, loving speech when you're like, we might have to completely destroy your country.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Which is a war crime.
jordan holmes
He threatened to demolish...
A country.
dan friesen
Civilians.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Un-fucking-real.
dan friesen
It's like all the stuff about sovereignty that you can support, you really have to weigh that against the other stuff he said, right?
Nope, just sovereignty.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So anyway, he's mad that people are critiquing the use of sovereignty.
And then it gets into this.
alex jones
All of this.
And they're like, oh, did you hear it?
Oh, the code words.
The code words like our government doesn't...
Have one-sided tariffs where all the jobs go to China?
Where there's slave factories?
So Apple can make billions more a day?
jordan holmes
That's a good point.
alex jones
I mean, Apple's making billions a day or so.
Every couple days they make a billion dollars.
They've got suicide factories.
jordan holmes
Maybe you don't know what free market means.
alex jones
We're Apple.
We're liberal.
We said you were white supremacists.
Shut up about our death factories.
Shut up about 18-hour workdays, force drugging, robots we tried to bring in to replace people didn't work.
Shut up.
We've got hippie beards and act non-threatening.
When behind the scenes, they're psycho demons.
jordan holmes
Agreed.
alex jones
Clearly they got rid of jobs because you wouldn't play games.
You know, against the American people, Jobs said, don't let your kids have iPads.
Don't let your kids watch TV.
It's ruining their brains.
Oh, here, here's some weaponized cancer, brother.
So, these people mean business.
dan friesen
He's saying that they hit him with some weaponized cancer and took him out.
jordan holmes
Oh, is that what they did?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
I missed that part where they killed him.
dan friesen
Well, once you allow any kind of death to be murdered...
jordan holmes
I thought maybe it was because he refused treatment for cancer because he was taking what might as well have been Ed Group's bullshit.
dan friesen
It might have been.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it might as well have been, yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Super male vitality does not cure cancer is the lesson of Steve Jobs.
dan friesen
Something that Alex has had to say on air many times.
But I don't think that...
Our boy Steve Jobs, first of all, I don't think he said no one should have iPads and iPhones.
jordan holmes
Pretty sure he said the very opposite of that.
dan friesen
I do recall, I haven't really looked into this too deeply, but I know that Alex's old version of it was that Steve Jobs said that his kids didn't have them.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And that he didn't want them to have it at a young age for whatever reason.
So he's even switched the narrative here to be he didn't want anyone to have them.
He came out and said they were bad and that's why they killed him.
jordan holmes
It's been declassified.
dan friesen
They killed him with that fucking aggressive weapon cancer.
Bullshit.
jordan holmes
Polonium poisoning.
dan friesen
So he has more thoughts about the Russia speech.
Oh, I slipped with the tongue there.
The UN speech.
And then he says some really awesome things about Russia.
alex jones
He's bad and undermines the UN and the EU.
Yeah, big, bloated, corrupt, anti-free speech, anti-America, anti-Christian, pro-Islamic criminal organizations.
And they're the ones saying Trump's bad for wanting the country to be strong.
How obvious is it who the traitors are?
And Russia's crime is their sovereign and their Christian.
And they've pulled away from the clutches of the globalists.
And they've successfully repulsed.
Bolshevik Part 2 with Soros, and Soros wants the same Bolshevik revolution 100 years later.
They want it this October.
They had it planned with Hillary, and it's blown up in their stinking faces.
Let's go back to the clip of these absolute globalist operatives, enemy soldiers in the info war against America.
Liars, everyone.
Here they are.
unidentified
It was just over the top.
It was, you know, it caused me to go back through and count how many times.
And so he used that word sovereign or sovereignty 21 times.
It was definitely the word.
I mean, everyone...
What does that mean?
It just means what he was talking about from the beginning, which is America first.
We're going to go it alone.
And every other nation should be independent and free to do what they want.
And we're all together to fight, you know, what he called the wicked.
The wicked few, I think he called it, the wicked ones.
alex jones
Yeah, like ISIS, yeah.
unidentified
So, you know, that really undermines, to me, the UN, which is where he was today, NATO, EU, places like that, international bodies, he was really saying...
alex jones
Shut up by the globals, that's enough for her.
We know who the enemies are, and we're sick of you, and Hollywood's imploding, mainstream media's imploding, everyone who has any brain cells hates you.
In fact, most of your viewers know you're a fraud.
They want to be you and want to be con artists.
So they watch you like you're their mommy and they're under your black wings and they suck off your poisonous appendages.
Now, before I go any further, we need funding, and when we offer stuff, it's $50.
jordan holmes
Holy shit!
Fuck you, Alex!
God damn it!
dan friesen
Isn't that great?
jordan holmes
How sharp can you turn?
God damn!
Under their black wings, sucking poison from their appendages!
By the way, we need funding.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
A lot of stuff is 50% off right now.
unidentified
Oh, yeah?
jordan holmes
Easter sale?
dan friesen
Yeah, totally.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
Probably the pre-Summer of Rage sale.
Yeah.
I don't know, man.
That's some wild bullshit.
But also that, like, I mean, he's still peddling that narrative that Russia is great.
I mean, he's just coming out with it now.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And it's fascinating that this is on the same episode where he's doing that whole story about Drudge and how he's not in bed with Russia, but also Russia is fucking awesome.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It was great.
jordan holmes
He should actually be more likely to say...
Like, if he didn't have to...
dan friesen
If he wasn't...
jordan holmes
If he didn't have to fight...
If Media Matters didn't say it.
If it had been Breitbart who was like...
Look at how many articles Drudge has linked to.
Alex would have been like, look at how great it is that Drudge linked to all of these articles.
dan friesen
I would also argue that if Alex didn't, in his heart of hearts, suspect that something really fucked up was going on and he was a part of it, he would just be like, of course I like Russia!
Go fuck yourself!
He knows that something is...
Pretty fucked up.
Something's wrong.
I don't work for Russia.
I'm not involved with them, except until we get to this clip.
jordan holmes
Oh, Jesus.
alex jones
So again, I don't get my information from Russia.
Russia gets their information from me.
And I'm not bragging.
It's a fact.
They love Americana.
They want to be free.
They understand we sent the Bolsheviks over there.
It isn't that they actually...
Follow everything I say.
They just already know what I'm saying is true.
And it causes basically an affirmation.
dan friesen
What's that?
jordan holmes
If they already know everything he says, how is it that they're getting their information from him?
unidentified
That is a logical, ridiculous...
dan friesen
It's the same narrative that he spits about, like, the high end of the military loves me because they tune in because they already know the stuff I say.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I'm the only person who says it.
So they can hear me repeat what's true.
jordan holmes
But they're not getting their news from him.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
The news is what they already know.
dan friesen
But Alex doesn't have the news.
He doesn't do news.
jordan holmes
So fucking stupid.
dan friesen
He does.
jordan holmes
So fucking stupid.
dan friesen
He pitches pro-Russia narratives.
That's why people...
Who are into Russia would like him.
But this is an important distinction that we need to make, because whenever we talk about Russia stuff, we always try and be careful and express that the Russian people are great, and they're fine.
It's the people in charge who are...
jordan holmes
I mean, except for the homophobic anti-gay gangs that murder people.
dan friesen
There are a bunch of them, and that sucks.
jordan holmes
They're not great.
dan friesen
But a large proportion of the Russian people are just good people trying to get by.
unidentified
And the same way with the North Korean people.
dan friesen
Right.
Even the ones who are brainwashed, we feel an immense pity for.
jordan holmes
People are good.
Oligarchs are bad.
dan friesen
When Alex is talking about Russia, he's talking about the oligarchs.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
He's not talking about the people.
alex jones
No.
dan friesen
He's talking about the government of Russia.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And that is fucked up.
Here's the rest of this clip.
I'm going to scroll it back a tiny bit.
Here we go.
alex jones
They just already know what I'm saying is true, and it causes basically an affirmation to happen, and for people to have solidarity.
But, I mean, we've had top Putin advisors on talking about how InfoWars has changed Russia.
InfoWars has changed their view.
InfoWars has helped give them the big picture.
They've helped give us the big picture.
And all of us together, the UK.
Nigel Farage has said on this show three times that UKIP exploded after InfoWars went into the UK.
It's a fact.
unidentified
We're winning the war because of you, the listeners.
jordan holmes
White nationalist organization got so much larger after Infowars started spreading white nationalism.
dan friesen
Yeah, after we got our whole group of weirdos involved with them.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But the other thing that, I mean, what we're experiencing there is the success of an influence campaign.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because these people, like Alexander Dugan and whoever Alex has talked to behind the scenes, have employed immense flattery.
In order to make him think that he is super important and he's changed Russia.
He's just spitting back things that they are using to manipulate him into being super accommodating of their narratives.
And maybe Drudge had the same thing happen to him.
It's possible that behind the scenes that might have happened there too.
jordan holmes
Their interests just dovetailed.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's the hard part.
Especially when we're talking about any kind of collusion narrative, it may just be...
dan friesen
The interests don't dovetail.
Russia doesn't want the Americana that Alex wants.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, of course not.
But Russia wants nationalism, and Alex wants nationalism.
So ideologically, despite the fact that Russia is a hostile actor...
Ideologically, they line up.
What Alex Jones and Drudge don't understand is that they are also hostile actors towards America.
They're making America way worse.
And they don't get that because they think that they're making it better.
And that's because they're fucking stupid.
dan friesen
And they're hostile actors towards a cooperative global scene.
jordan holmes
Yeah, they want...
Genuinely, they just want war.
That's what it seems like.
dan friesen
Right, and quite literally, an explicit piece of the nationalism that they would seek for the rest of the world would be Russia taking back the Soviet Union.
And then, obviously, not stopping there.
jordan holmes
Yeah, of course.
dan friesen
Because if they take back the entire Soviet Union, they get Alaska.
jordan holmes
If you get a mouse a cookie.
dan friesen
They get Alaska.
Oh, and then they're probably going to...
Hey, Canada looks pretty cool.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Oh, wait.
Russia is now at our borders.
And maybe...
jordan holmes
A Russian Canada would be hilarious.
dan friesen
It would be wild.
jordan holmes
That would be so funny.
Yeah.
dan friesen
I understand that I'm speaking in a wild hypothetical.
jordan holmes
Oh, we're so sorry for taking Canada back.
We're so sorry for taking Montana back.
That dipped into Irish at the end there.
dan friesen
A little bit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, not great.
dan friesen
But the thing that I'm troubled by is I have solidarity with Russia.
Him saying that.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's weird.
So after this, Alex gets on to another narrative because he wants to make a little bit of a switch from all of this.
jordan holmes
From being so blatantly pro-Russia.
dan friesen
Yeah, so he gets mad about Jimmy Kimmel.
jordan holmes
Oh, Jimmy Kimmel, who's notoriously against letting kids die.
dan friesen
Right.
He's pretty mad about this, and he's not mad about the...
He doesn't play a clip of the stuff about the senator who lied to Jimmy Kimmel.
He plays a clip of Jimmy getting mad at a Fox News person for critiquing him for bringing his child into this discourse.
And so here's that.
unidentified
The only reason he's not a member of the Hollywood release is because nobody will hire him to be one.
And you know, the reason I'm talking about this is because my son, an open heart surgery, did have two more.
And because of that, I learned that there are kids with no insurance in the same situation.
I don't get anything out of this, Brian, you phony little creep.
Oh, I'll do when I see you.
alex jones
That is my blur.
Using his kid to sell a program that will bankrupt the country and take health care for more children.
unidentified
Brian Kilmeade is a phony little creep.
That's right.
dan friesen
So, two things.
One, Alex is about to respond to this, but two, Rex Jones, Alex's son, who was 13 at the time, at best, has done reports for Infowars.com.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Using his kid to force his narrative out there.
dan friesen
His other children, who are younger at the time...
Have appeared in a gorilla suit in a sketch mocking trans people on the Alex Jones show.
So please get off your goddamn high horse, Alex.
You're full of shit.
Oh, kids, don't bring your kids into this.
Fuck you.
Fuck you and your nonsense.
Now, do you think that Alex Jones can take that clip about Brian Kilmeade and Jimmy Kimmel saying he's a creep and turn it to be about him?
jordan holmes
I think so.
I think he's got a gift for that.
alex jones
Well, I want to tell Jimmy Kimmel something right now.
Brian Kilmeade has more viewers than you do.
A. Bullshit.
B. I've been in major Hollywood films, and I've been offered starring roles on HBO.
jordan holmes
Starring roles on HBO!
alex jones
Everything.
dan friesen
Everything.
alex jones
And guess what I do now?
I don't even return the phone calls.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So he goes into a long rant.
jordan holmes
Because those are drunk late night phone calls making fun of you, Alex.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Check the caller ID.
It's probably coming from Trump's room at Mar-a-Lago.
jordan holmes
It's probably coming from Jimmy Kimmel back when he was on the man.
dan friesen
Or Roger Stone.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
Trying to boost you up.
So the other thing, though, is that he goes from there into a long rant about how, like, what I want to be is the image of John Wayne.
Like, alright, I've turned down movies.
Everyone wants me to star in these westerns and spy thrillers starring roles.
I don't want to do that.
What I like to do is I like to go and be in a B-movie in Texas.
That's fun for me.
The only things on his fucking resume are the two Linklater movies and Amerigeddon.
So I don't know what he's talking about.
If he wants to call Amerigeddon a B-movie, I kind of agree.
jordan holmes
I would not call it a B-movie.
A B-movie has Bruce Campbell in it.
dan friesen
Fair enough.
jordan holmes
A D-movie has Alex Jones in it.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Or not a movie has Alex Jones in it.
dan friesen
Straight to video.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So it goes on for quite a while.
So I've cut out the middle where he's just sort of talking shit.
unidentified
Uh-huh.
dan friesen
And we get to this.
Where he's still talking about turning down offers, and then he gets really fucking creepy.
And any, you know, complaints that you have about Jimmy using his kids, I think they should be outweighed by how bad this is.
alex jones
I don't want to go to any of them.
We've had offers before to go on these shows.
I'm not going...
I piss on your...
You're not real shows.
You're frauds.
You're crap.
You're the enemy.
You're cancer.
You're grandma dying of a heart attack.
You're grandpa with a brain tumor.
You're failure.
You're betrayal.
You're anathema.
You're a blaspheme.
jordan holmes
Give two more examples.
dan friesen
At this point, he puts on a face like...
Kind of like that.
Either outraged or he's orgasmic at what he's about to say.
And I think it's the latter.
jordan holmes
I don't want to hear what he's about to say.
alex jones
And you will fall.
You're already falling right now.
I'm sorry for your son.
Did your wife take the vaccines?
jordan holmes
Fuck you!
alex jones
You been slurping that tap water?
Why don't you find out why this is happening?
Why don't you actually save other kids instead of using your kid to bring in socialism and globalist control?
unidentified
Now you're using his dick!
jordan holmes
You dumb moronic idiot!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fucking un...
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
God damn it, Alex!
You're the dumbest fucking person in the world!
dan friesen
Well, he doesn't understand logic.
He doesn't understand that which I was complaining about, I am now doing the worst version of.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's crazy.
unidentified
Jesus Christ.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I'm using your kid.
To fight against compassion.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Because I hate it.
dan friesen
And to pitch my vaccine bullshit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's wild.
It's wild stuff.
I think he also threatens violence on Jimmy at some point.
unidentified
Great.
dan friesen
Which is great, because the whole point was he was mad that Jimmy was threatening Brian Kilmeade.
Right, right, right.
So we've got one more clip, and it's when our old friend Larry Nichols shows up.
jordan holmes
Stevie Larry Nicks, coming back.
dan friesen
He shows up on the show and it's just a repeat of stuff he's already said.
It's a really boring interview until we get to this point.
And Larry Nichols says something on the air that I think is illegal.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I think this is illegal.
I'm not sure.
I'm not a lawyer.
But I'm pretty sure that this is at very least a threat.
And we can discuss it on the other end once you hear it.
But I'm not comfortable with this being legal.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
They are all lockstep in mutiny.
So what do we the people do?
dan friesen
He's talking about Republicans in Congress.
larry nichols
First off, I want to make a statement, if I may, to the Republicans.
To every Republican in the House of Representatives, I make this pledge to you today, right here with Alex Jones.
I will use the information that I have on every one of you.
Every one of you, and I will destroy every one of you.
See, the problem, Alex, with Republicans is they're conservative, supposedly.
They're moral, supposedly.
They're Christian, supposedly.
alex jones
And most of them, they put sex ops on them.
Most of them are cheating on their wives.
unidentified
That's probably true.
larry nichols
Cheating on their wives.
I know who their girlfriends are or more friends.
I know who their illegitimate babies are.
I know which ones are alcoholics, which ones are druggies.
Even what their drugs of preference are.
So here's the promise, Republicans.
Very soon, you're going to receive thousands, thousands of phone calls in your state office and your national, federal office in Washington.
And it's going to be people reading the script telling you that you must stop the impeachment of President Trump.
They all know it's a bogus case.
Everyone knows it.
And if they don't, if they don't, I pledge right here on the word that I gave Bill Clinton in 1990.
I'll destroy you.
And I don't mean just keep them from being up.
alex jones
And all of us give that pledge.
And you did tell them underneath that overpass down by the river where they buried the bodies.
larry nichols
I damn sure did.
dan friesen
So we'll get back.
He's not done.
jordan holmes
How great would it be if Larry Nichols winds up taking down the Republican Party?
How fucking hilarious would that be?
dan friesen
It would be crazy.
jordan holmes
He would save healthcare for so many people.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So the legal definition of blackmail is an act often criminal involving unjustified threats to make a gain, most commonly money or property, or cause a loss to another unless a demand is met.
That's literally blackmail.
jordan holmes
I think that's the definition of blackmail.
dan friesen
He literally is trying to blackmail Congress on the show.
jordan holmes
That's fantastic.
unidentified
This is crazy!
dan friesen
I still don't think...
I think he should suffer some consequences for this, even though it's idle threats.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
He doesn't have shit.
He didn't have shit on the Clintons either!
dan friesen
He said that he fucking killed people for Bill and Hillary on a radio show, and then later said, I was on pills.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
He's full of shit about everything.
He got fired by the Clintons because he was fucking involved in Iran-Contra and got caught making long-distance calls to Nicaragua, and then he pretends that he's like, oh no, I had a coming-to-Jesus moment.
I realized I couldn't be involved with this evil.
You repackaged cancer-having piece of shit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You manipulative asshole.
Like, great.
jordan holmes
We're gonna have to give him a call.
dan friesen
Turn your attention towards the Republicans.
God bless you.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That will be fun, at least.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That'll be fun for us.
dan friesen
At least it'll be a fun charade where I don't really care.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
I don't care.
You're going after these people that, like, okay, you bring down Paul Ryan.
I mean, you're not going to, but trying to bring down Paul Ryan.
jordan holmes
Too funny.
dan friesen
Great.
jordan holmes
Too funny.
Do it.
Please.
dan friesen
So, hold on.
The rest of the clip is going to play out.
Alex is going to scream about some stuff, and then Larry's going to make another threat.
larry nichols
And I'm telling them all, if you don't believe I'll do it, you better dial 1-800-BILL-IN-HILLARY-CLINTON and ask them.
alex jones
But let me throw this out right now.
You are 100% correct.
dan friesen
Too many letters.
alex jones
They're going to cook it up.
They never found any Russia, so now it's going to be taxes or this or that.
An I didn't dot, a T didn't cross.
They now admit that.
dan friesen
They don't.
alex jones
And as dirty as Mueller and as dirty as Comey are with all their criminal cover-ups, Hillary doesn't get in trouble.
None of them do.
It's Trump with made-up crap.
You're right.
We can't wait to get on this impeachment once it starts.
We've got to be hammering them now, every day.
Hammer, hammer, hammer.
You're not going to overturn our election.
You're not going to, just like a jury can veto a judge or whatever, we have got to have the American people know we voted Trump in, not the Russians, and we're vetoing Mueller and we're vetoing all these traitors.
They say he's evil for saying America first.
dan friesen
Wait, you're making weird faces.
I want to...
Is it a Larry Nichols hotline?
jordan holmes
No, it's an actual number.
dan friesen
What is it?
jordan holmes
If you or someone in your house is suffering from something, press 1 for yes, 2 for no.
dan friesen
I'm going to guess that it's a different acronym.
jordan holmes
The number is 1-800-245-526-344-5527.
dan friesen
Too many numbers.
jordan holmes
9254.
6-8-6-6.
Too many numbers.
So if anybody would like to call that and see exactly what just happened there.
dan friesen
That's the equivalent of call 1-900-MIXALY.
jordan holmes
Oh, it's fantastic.
dan friesen
Kick those nasty thoughts.
jordan holmes
It's fantastic.
dan friesen
So here we go.
Here's the end of this with Nichols.
alex jones
At the UN, they're obviously the enemies.
Good Lord!
That's why they're pissed is because we have an American president.
And it doesn't mean he's perfect, but he's not out to get the country, and that's why they hate him.
jordan holmes
Dog whistle.
We have an American president.
larry nichols
Don't believe.
unidentified
I've been able to acquire a whole bunch of dirt on you, buddy.
larry nichols
Now, I know.
Alex, I know.
They're gonna destroy me, which is fine.
dan friesen
He just blackmailed Mueller.
jordan holmes
He just threatened to blackmail Mueller.
That's definitely not good.
That's definitely not good.
dan friesen
That legitimately might constitute obstruction of justice.
jordan holmes
I think it might.
dan friesen
I mean, I know, again, it's idle threats.
He has nothing.
But at the same time, you can't do stuff like this.
You can't claim that you have some sort of mysterious information.
If you don't do what I say, I'm going to release it.
larry nichols
That's literal blackmail.
unidentified
That's so crazy!
jordan holmes
That is a crime!
I mean, in all honesty, he is probably on pills, though.
dan friesen
Probably on pills.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he's definitely on pills.
dan friesen
If you didn't have to go to your show, we really should call him.
jordan holmes
Oh, absolutely.
dan friesen
Maybe we'll do it over the weekend.
jordan holmes
We'll do it over the weekend, for sure.
dan friesen
But, oh god, I love that.
Like, Larry Nichols, for all his faults, is a fucking showman.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He knows we're having a boring segment here.
I gotta really spice this thing up.
I gotta do something.
Oh, I guess I'll just threaten people and commit crimes on air!
Like, I legitimately feel like we should send that to the FBI.
That's a crime.
jordan holmes
I think we should call...
On our next show, we're gonna call Larry Nichols and we're gonna ask him whether or not he has actual shit on the Republican Party.
Why not?
unidentified
He would say, yes, I'm not gonna tell you, because if I did, they wouldn't do what I say.
jordan holmes
I kinda wanna do it anyways.
dan friesen
We'll call him.
Maybe.
jordan holmes
I kind of want to do it anyway.
dan friesen
He's not going to talk to us if we tell him he's on the air.
jordan holmes
I bet he will.
unidentified
All right.
jordan holmes
He's dying.
He doesn't give a fuck.
He just threatened to blackmail Congress.
Why the fuck wouldn't he talk to us?
He's saying batshit.
dan friesen
And a special prosecutor.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I know.
unidentified
Fucking...
jordan holmes
I'm sure he'll talk to us.
dan friesen
Yeah, probably.
jordan holmes
That'd be fun.
dan friesen
All right.
So that's a cliffhanger.
jordan holmes
Promise.
dan friesen
Cliffhanger.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
We'll see what happens with that over the weekend.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
But also, after that, Larry, I told you this before the show because it's just so funny.
He's like, look, I don't want to have to do it, but we're going to burn some people.
jordan holmes
So good.
unidentified
Yes!
jordan holmes
So good.
dan friesen
Such a great development in the Larry Nichols arc.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
I hope he doesn't die before the end of the season.
jordan holmes
I hope he doesn't die before we call him.
dan friesen
I want the season to play out.
You know, I don't want it to be a thing where, like, the show gets canceled mid-season.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
We're never gonna know how this plays out.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
Who did shoot JR?
dan friesen
Although, you know what?
They're gonna drop this.
Oh, of course.
jordan holmes
Because this will never be spoken of again.
dan friesen
But I'm shocked it was, like, not edited out.
jordan holmes
Then it wasn't edited out?
Because they don't care.
dan friesen
Buckley is probably gonna talk to Alex and be like, uh, dude, I talked to our lawyer.
And they said, don't do that again.
You know how you have to say politically when you threaten people?
You can't have Larry Nichols committing crimes on air.
I know you didn't say it.
jordan holmes
I think that might be one of the more fun things.
I think that might be the reason that they have no problem with it, is they're just like...
Oh, yeah, let Nichols hang himself.
Who gives a shit about him?
dan friesen
I think Alex has some culpability in it.
jordan holmes
By saying, I think it's a good idea?
dan friesen
Signing off on it.
We make the same pledge, he even said.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's true.
He did say that.
dan friesen
And at the same time, I think because you're broadcasting a crime, I think that you may have some culpability.
You're at least complicit in some ways.
So anyway, I'll research the legal standard of getting someone in trouble for blackmail.
But until I figure that out, you can check us out at our website.
KnowledgeFight.com?
jordan holmes
Actually, on KnowledgeFight.com, I will be writing a political blog.
It's called AJ Adjacent, because I can't help but pun.
dan friesen
You can find that on our website.
We have a Stuff to Enjoy header at the top of the site.
Drop-down menu.
unidentified
Boom.
dan friesen
Right in there.
jordan holmes
I'll be posting something every Thursday, and then maybe more, depending.
dan friesen
Sweet.
jordan holmes
You can also follow us on Twitter.
It's at Knowledge underscore Fight.
dan friesen
We're also on Facebook!
jordan holmes
And you were on iTunes.
Download the show.
unidentified
Subscribe.
jordan holmes
Do the whole thing.
dan friesen
Right.
And I apologize to everybody with the live stream stuff.
We will be getting back to that.
My internet is so crappy because the router is all the way across the house.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And the range extender sucks.
And I'm trying to find cords to fix everything up so we can have consistent.
I don't want to be putting this half-ass out there.
I don't want these.
Like, the other night we recorded one and the internet went out halfway through.
Complete disaster.
So deflating.
jordan holmes
Do you know what that was, though?
That was the spiritual equivalent of not hanging up a picture.
dan friesen
It kind of is.
Oh, also, by the way, John Rappaport was on on Thursday.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
On the 21st.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I got to listen to a little bit of that weirdo.
He made this really fucking stupid claim.
He was like, how many...
I can't even do a toothless voice.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
How many prescriptions do you think doctors prescribe a year in the United States?
jordan holmes
20. Low.
dan friesen
That's low.
It's about 4 billion, according to John Rappaport.
jordan holmes
Uh-huh.
dan friesen
And one of the things that I would like to say is that's not surprising at all.
jordan holmes
So wait.
Yeah.
No, that sounds...
dan friesen
When I had that cyst in my jaw line area...
I ended up getting five prescriptions for that, maybe six.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Anyone who's pregnant gets multiple prescriptions for all sorts of vitamins, all sorts of prenatal, postnatal care.
jordan holmes
Which they won't be able to afford from now on.
dan friesen
Right.
Anytime anyone gets strep throat, mono, any of those things, multiple prescriptions.
Anytime someone gets hurt or undergoes surgery, they get painkiller prescriptions.
It's so fucking stupid.
The idea that there's four billion prescriptions made makes total sense.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's so dumb.
jordan holmes
So what would you like to say to him?
dan friesen
Fuck you and your misuse of statistics, you dumb, Muppet-looking piece of shit, John Rappaport.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
Hello, Alex.
unidentified
I'm a first time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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