Today, Dan tells Jordan a little bit about what happened on the Sept. 6-7 episodes of the Alex Jones Show. Topics covered include: Does Alex treat humanitarian crises as sales opportunities? Is the world a simulation? Is the lady suing CNN a huge racist?
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| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| We are a couple of dudes who like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. | ||
| Yeah, that's pretty much it. | ||
| That's what we do? | ||
| Yeah, let me ask you a question, Dan. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| All right, now. | ||
| One train is going 75 miles an hour directly towards Chicago. | ||
| Okay, from Austin? | ||
| From Austin. | ||
| Another train is leaving Chicago headed directly towards Austin at 80 miles an hour. | ||
| If Alex Jones is on one of those trains, but you don't know which, would you blow up both of those trains? | ||
| I wouldn't, personally. | ||
| I don't wish death upon the man. | ||
| Alright, but you know a lot about Alex Jones. | ||
| That's why I have... | ||
| A lot of empathy for this human tragedy that walks. | ||
| And I don't know anything, which is why I would blow up those two fucking tracks. | ||
| And this podcast is all about us trying to find the middle. | ||
| Somehow. | ||
| So, guys, we have an important announcement to make up top in case you did not see on social media. | ||
| We unfortunately have had to cancel our show at At North this Saturday. | ||
| Sorry, that's my fault. | ||
| I apologize to everybody. | ||
| If you want to go to At North, still go ahead and go and have a drink, but we will not be there. | ||
| We won't be there. | ||
| Jordan is too successful at comedy. | ||
| I am, and I'm too much of a failure at remembering what I've booked. | ||
| We've speculated on Facebook. | ||
| I've had some chats with the fans. | ||
| That it's the globalists. | ||
| Is it the globalists who booked me this month? | ||
| They booked you at Zany's. | ||
| Or were they the ones who screwed up my schedule? | ||
| Both. | ||
| There it is. | ||
| They put a hex on you. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| In order to screw up your schedule. | ||
| But we apologize for everyone who was excited. | ||
| We were super excited about it. | ||
| But we will do it in the future. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| It will happen once we get our shit together. | ||
| Well, once I get my shit together. | ||
| Also, another big announcement. | ||
| This podcast is about to go into warp speed. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| More details as they come, but we will shortly start broadcasting live and be able to take calls, and this will be a very dangerous proposition. | ||
| Yeah, this is going to get wild. | ||
| We're going to get people yelling at us, or no calls. | ||
| One of the two? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That scares me. | ||
| Or just one and somebody is going to be really nice. | ||
| It's possible. | ||
| That sounds more like our listener base. | ||
| Our listeners are fucking awesome. | ||
| Back in the freezing point days, I had an ability to take calls. | ||
| And what it turned into was just comedian friends who were on the road calling in and being like, Tulsa's great. | ||
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Cool. | |
| Got anything else? | ||
| Sure it is. | ||
| Sure, Tulsa's great. | ||
| So, today we're recording this primarily to get that announcement out, in case you folks don't follow us, at knowledge underscore fight on Twitter, or just knowledge fight on Facebook! | ||
| But also, it's important, we gotta sit down, have a little chat about Alex Jones, because we're here, and I want to fill you in, Jordan, on what's been happening for the last couple days on the show. | ||
| That's why I'm here. | ||
| I need to get this shit out. | ||
| So today we're going to be going over a little bit of what's been happening on the 6th and 7th of September of the Year of Our Lord 2017. | ||
| Gotcha. | ||
| So Wednesday and Thursday of this week. | ||
| Some nonsense. | ||
| Some, you know. | ||
| I'm going to... | ||
| I'm not going to lie. | ||
| Some Alex Jones. | ||
| Yeah, there's been a lot of bullshit. | ||
| He's been talking good about Putin. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Which is weird. | ||
| Naturally. | ||
| Very weird. | ||
| As we know since he works for him. | ||
| It would not be all that strange to hear if we didn't have the context of what we've been learning from 2015. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| That puts things in a whole different light. | ||
| Anytime he says something positive about Putin, I'm like, damn. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And it happens a lot. | ||
| I think we've circumstantially at least proved beyond reasonable doubt that he is working for the Kremlin in some capacity. | ||
| If you're not paying attention and just listening to Infowars, you'll just be like, maybe Putin has a good idea once in a while. | ||
| And then Alex starts yelling about something else. | ||
| But if you're paying critical attention, you realize... | ||
| He talks about how great Putin is on almost every other episode. | ||
| And he defends everything Russia does. | ||
| Everything. | ||
| He has never said anything negative about Russia. | ||
| And even when he has, it's been like, now they're not perfect. | ||
| Like he talks about Trump. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| And he also couches it in, like, I hate that I have to say this. | ||
| But the globalists are so bad, Putin is awesome. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Which is another cowardly chief. | ||
| So long as I make up an imaginary enemy that's worse, damn Putin looks great. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, when your primary enemy is that literal devil, Putin's alright, I suppose. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, there was some of that, but we don't need to get into it, because it's not really all that great. | ||
| He basically just plays a clip of Putin in Russian, and then tries to translate it. | ||
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Oh! | |
| To be fair, his... | ||
| Certainly doesn't work for the Russian government employee Daria. | ||
| She translated it from Russian, and he read the... | ||
| What's really funny is that on the episode on the 6th, Alex is complaining about North Korea, and he's complaining about how the Clintons gave them their capabilities for nuclear weapons and all their missile systems. | ||
| Clinton's fault! | ||
| It's all the Clintons. | ||
| All the Clintons. | ||
| But what's really fun is... | ||
| Sounding like Stevie Larry Nicks right there. | ||
| When you go and you actually look into the history of the North Korean weapons systems, you see that it is all Russia and China. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Throughout history, they are the ones who have given them weapons. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| And to add to the comedy, when Alex Jones is translating the clip of Putin talking in Russian, he is clearly saying, we have given nuclear technology to other countries. | ||
| Because the clip is about how whoever becomes the leader in AI technology will rule the world. | ||
| Yeah, I saw something about that. | ||
| And if only one country has it, it'll be firm grip totalitarianism. | ||
| And if Robert Mercer has it, we're fucked. | ||
| Yeah, and he might already. | ||
| He definitely... | ||
| He does! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But Putin's argument is that if we come up with sophisticated AI, we will share it with everyone like we have our nuclear technology. | ||
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Yeah! | |
| And you can sort of see Alex be like, I gotta stop translating this. | ||
| Because it undercuts his entire argument. | ||
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Of course. | |
| Now you've got Putin admitting, no, we did it. | ||
| Yeah, because they did. | ||
| Because they did. | ||
| And of course they did because they wanted to counterbalance our power in the... | ||
| Like, Korea, we fucked up Korea. | ||
| Don't get me wrong. | ||
| Among many things. | ||
| It's not like we're blameless by any stretch. | ||
| And frankly, if I were North Korea, it's so much smarter to have nuclear weapons. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| Oh my God. | ||
| Did you see what happened to fucking Saddam Hussein? | ||
| Are you shitting me? | ||
| Or Qaddafi. | ||
| Yeah, if they had nukes, believe me, they would still be alright. | ||
| Qaddafi had mustard gas. | ||
| Yeah, but that's not... | ||
| I only know that from watching The Critic. | ||
| Great show. | ||
| I sold the mustard gas to Qaddafi. | ||
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What? | |
| Hold on. | ||
| Mustard gives me gas, as does taffy. | ||
| Great show. | ||
| That was a great show. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| Again, a brilliant, evil billionaire like Jimmy James. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| From news radio. | ||
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Duke. | |
| Duke. | ||
| So, man, we could just trade some fucking critic quotes. | ||
| Oh, dude, I could do critic all day. | ||
| We don't have time. | ||
| You've got to get to your show. | ||
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Cookie puss, I will eat your soul. | |
| My friends named their cat after that. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| That scene. | ||
| Not the Carvel ice cream treat. | ||
| That scene and the critic. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Anyway, those are some of the things he talks about, but I want to play this clip of how he starts the show on the 6th because I love the groove, first of all. | ||
| And then he gets into talking about some other current events that are happening, and I think he has a really interesting approach. | ||
| Dig on this groove. | ||
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Live from Austin, Texas, broadcasting worldwide, it's Alex Jones. | |
| There's a reason every ancient culture believed in God. | ||
| It's because they noticed a lot of things going on that they couldn't explain. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And they saw rhythms in war. | ||
| Speaking of rhythms, that's fate. | ||
| And in famine. | ||
| And they saw patterns in the stars. | ||
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Yeah, that's probably God. | |
| Definitely not climate change. | ||
| Storm cycle for typhoons and hurricanes in the Atlantic and Pacific. | ||
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Climate change. | |
| Going from being very, very tepid the last decade or so to now not just developing a storm like Harvey, but still wreaking havoc in its aftermath, but Irma, now the strongest hurricane. | ||
| Ever recorded for its miles per hour over 180 miles an hour. | ||
| A Category 5 is 150 to 160. | ||
| They've never recorded something that should be a Category 6. They've got to expand now and officially call this a Category 6, but they'll do that after the storm. | ||
| Climate change. | ||
| He gets it. | ||
| Climate change? | ||
| He gets it. | ||
| He gets it. | ||
| Dan. | ||
| Climate change. | ||
| Every coverage, every single thing about this should just have, like, climate change. | ||
| Like, if you have the chyron on fucking MSNBC where they're talking about it, the scroll on the bottom should just be, climate change, climate change, climate change, climate change, climate change. | ||
| It's right. | ||
| Fucking move! | ||
| Do it! | ||
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Solve the problem! | |
| The entire 90-second clip that we just played is him describing climate change. | ||
| Yeah, exactly! | ||
| He won't say that word, much like he thinks that no one else will say Muslim terrorism. | ||
| Radical Islamic terrorism. | ||
| He refuses to, and then even after that, he just goes into like, yes, climate's changed. | ||
| We didn't do it. | ||
| Yeah, sure. | ||
| I would prefer to call it radical late-stage capitalism sucking the environment to dry. | ||
| That is radical. | ||
| That is radical. | ||
| And Poochie went back to his home planet. | ||
| His other defense that he has is like, all of these people who want you to pay carbon taxes, they want to make you feel bad because you litter, or whatever. | ||
| It's like, whatever you do, you're the bad one while they... | ||
| No, oil companies. | ||
| Oil companies. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Oil companies. | ||
| Coke Brothers. | ||
| Clean coal? | ||
| No. | ||
| Not clean coal. | ||
| Hurricane Irma. | ||
| Also, I read a really interesting article in Daily Beast on my commute home from the office today, and I wish I had it open in front of me, and I wish we had more time to get into it. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| But someone has done a little digging, and they found that there is a Russian maternity vacation kind of business. | ||
| That seems to have a lot of people who stay at Trump properties in Florida. | ||
| Especially around Miami. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| Anchor babies. | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
| Russian anchor babies. | ||
| Wait, for real? | ||
| For real. | ||
| That's bananas. | ||
| The entire thing that Alex screams about all the time, all these Chinese people coming over having their babies. | ||
| It's Russians? | ||
| There's Russians doing it at Trump properties. | ||
| That's fucking great. | ||
| It may not entirely be like... | ||
| Trump business have anything to do with it, but they do rent out a lot of properties to high-end Russians who are using them as a place where people can pay $20,000, go have your baby in America, dual citizenship. | ||
| It's fucking crazy. | ||
| I want to throw that in Alex's face. | ||
| That's smart. | ||
| I mean, on their part, that's smart. | ||
| It's not bad. | ||
| It's not bad. | ||
| Look, I support anybody who games any system. | ||
| I just have a little bit of that... | ||
| You know, like there's the con man with the heart of gold. | ||
| That guy doesn't exist. | ||
| He does not exist. | ||
| No. | ||
| Most con men are Mike Richards. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| Murderers who hang out with raptors. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| But there is that romantic... | ||
| Mark Richards. | ||
| That's why I was confused for a second. | ||
| Yeah, but there is that romantic ideal of the like... | ||
| Fuck the system, man. | ||
| If you can get around it, if you can live the way that you want to live, I support that. | ||
| Now, I'm going to go against the Russians staying in Trump properties. | ||
| Yeah, I hear what you're saying. | ||
| I am so much more interested in the Anchor Baby narrative that Alex has built over the last forever. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And it being turned on its head so fucking clearly. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| I'm sure he'll... | ||
| Fake news! | ||
| I'm sure he'll confront it head on. | ||
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Fake news! | |
| I am sure he will make sure everybody knows that while he supports literally everything Russia does, this is also great. | ||
| I'm sure he will. | ||
| Also, just to fill in, I've heard nothing about the debt limit. | ||
| Yeah, the deal that Trump has made with Schumer and Pelosi. | ||
| I've heard him not say anything about that. | ||
| Odd. | ||
| I've not heard anything about... | ||
| Oh, the report that came out recently that Trump took money from George Soros. | ||
| Yeah, no, nothing about that. | ||
| Nothing about that. | ||
| I mean, it's on the level of, like, fucking six months ago, Trump was like, I'm a globalist. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, he publicly said, I'm a globalist and a nationalist. | ||
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Yep. | |
| And Alex was like, what a genius. | ||
| He just said he's one of your enemies. | ||
| Hey. | ||
| Any man who can look directly at an eclipse, that's a man that you gotta reckon with. | ||
| That's Tucker Carlson style. | ||
| That's what you gotta reckon with right there. | ||
| So now he's working with the demon Democrats in the House and Senate, and... | ||
| He's taking money from the boogeyman himself, George Soros. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| And working together on deals and stuff like that. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Who would have guessed? | ||
| Yeah, so... | ||
| Who would have guessed? | ||
| Not a single word about any of that stuff. | ||
| Hey, but I'm guessing that he's real happy that he's rescinding DACA. | ||
| I actually haven't heard too much about that. | ||
| I know he put out a Periscope, but I didn't watch it. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| But he does have something he wants to talk about in relation to Trump, and it also has to do with Hurricane Irma. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| This is really more of what he talks about in terms of the storm. | ||
| He hypes up how terrifying it's going to be and how serious it is, because that's kind of his shit. | ||
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Right. | |
| That's his style. | ||
| Also, this time he's not wrong. | ||
| No. | ||
| Like, if he was selling survival food now, I'd be like, that's actually a good investment. | ||
| Now it's too late. | ||
| Yeah, that's a good point. | ||
| Great, it's on sale. | ||
| Yeah, no, no, that's good. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So here's the narrative that he wants to spend most of his time with. | ||
| There's also a shitty Mark Dice report about this that I have saved you from. | ||
| With David Knight for the real news syndicated transmission that is going out from 8 a.m. to 11 a.m. | ||
| And he was just breaking down the news article that's up on Infowars.com and PrisonPlanet.com right now where the left is claiming the name. | ||
| Yep, that sounds like us. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That sounds like some real news with David Knight. | ||
| Deranged leftists are claiming that Trump created racist hurricanes. | ||
| Now, let me ask you a question. | ||
| Now, in a purely metaphorical sense, that is 100% true. | ||
| He has definitely created a lot of racist hurricanes in the metaphorical sense. | ||
| In human form. | ||
| Yes, exactly. | ||
| He is himself a racist hurricane and will wind up doing more damage than Irma or Harvey ever could. | ||
| In a manner of speaking, he's making these hurricanes more racist. | ||
| That's actually very true. | ||
| Yeah, I like that. | ||
| This narrative is such nonsense because who, of all the people we know of, I'll give you a hint. | ||
| His middle name is Emmerich. | ||
| No, is it... | ||
| Oh, it was the entire cast of 60 Minutes. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| Alex Jones. | ||
| Are you sure? | ||
| Totally. | ||
| Are you sure that the one man who completely... | ||
| Is perhaps the sole owner of weather weapons loudly? | ||
| No, Bill Gates owns them. | ||
| Oh, that's true. | ||
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I apologize. | |
| According to Alex, Bill Gates owns them. | ||
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Gotcha. | |
| And, I mean, we could just go back to, I mean, when he was on Rogan, he was even yelling about how the government can create, stop, or steer hurricanes. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And so, I mean... | ||
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Which, if they could, seems like Trump would. | |
| Can't. | ||
| There's UN treaties. | ||
| Oh, okay, well, good. | ||
| And actually, the bullshit part about this is there is some truth to that. | ||
| It's like they were doing cloud seeding back in the 60s. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| They were trying to find ways to use it in Vietnam, in Korea. | ||
| Also, the applications could be irrigation. | ||
| Oh, no, that was before. | ||
| If you can control that. | ||
| In the 50s, they were doing it for really positive reasons. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| They were exploring with very minimal results. | ||
| Almost to the point where you couldn't tell if it was like, well, it happened to rain. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That sort of thing. | ||
| But they were working on that in terms of Vietnam, and then immediately after were like, we can't do this. | ||
| So there was an international treaty signed in, like, 72, I think, that said, no more of this. | ||
| No more weather weapons. | ||
| And from everything anyone's been able to tell, that's true. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Eh, a little disappointing. | ||
| I feel like we should be developing weather weapons at this point. | ||
| It couldn't hurt. | ||
| I feel like it's part of being a... | ||
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It couldn't hurt. | |
| That's part of being a stage one civilization. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Being able to control the planet. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, absolutely. | ||
| But the other thing in there is the Irma is sexist. | ||
| And that's just a really reductive way of discussing the actual article. | ||
| It was about how oftentimes female-named hurricanes are much more destructive because people don't take them as seriously. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| And studies have been done that show that there is a dismissiveness that people show towards female-named things. | ||
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Really? | |
| In particular, the studies have looked at hurricanes. | ||
| All right, well, humanity deserves extinction. | ||
| That's just dumb. | ||
| I mean, think about it. | ||
| Hurricane Katrina was more devastating than Hurricane Andrew. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I mean, that's just one example and certainly not a one-to-one comparison. | ||
| There's... | ||
| There's more to talk about in terms of that study. | ||
| It's not, this is a sexist hurricane. | ||
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Right. | |
| Or anything like that. | ||
| Especially because we know how hurricanes are named, and it's just an alternate. | ||
| Like, they just alternate back and forth. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This one's a dude, this one's a lady. | ||
| Doesn't matter. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, maybe we should just call them numbers, though. | ||
| Or, like, hurricane murder. | ||
| Hurricane, no, no, no! | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Hurricane, get the fuck out! | ||
| Name him after movie characters. | ||
| That's more fun. | ||
| And you know how they go through the alphabet. | ||
| It's really alarming that there's three letters in a row that are pressing down. | ||
| But be that as it may, Trump is creating racist hurricanes, and that's great. | ||
| Alex has another narrative on the 6th that he's into, and it has to do with health. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| He's going to sign on to Bernie Sanders' single-player health care plan. | ||
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No, no, no, no, no. | |
| No, he's going to jump in there. | ||
| You went the other direction with this. | ||
| He believes that everybody deserves health care, right? | ||
| No. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
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No, no. | |
| This is a health scare. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Well, the only health scare is the fact that everybody doesn't have access to health care. | ||
| I think single payer is probably pretty scary to Alex. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| But this is something else altogether, and it comes out of the chai comms. | ||
| Oh, of course. | ||
| ...into new antibiotic resistance, hyper virulent super bug discovered in China. | ||
| This is exclusive to newswars.com. | ||
| And by the way, there's an editor's note at the bottom that Kit and I basically put on it this morning. | ||
| Together we were talking about it. | ||
| And it's like, we don't want to say. | ||
| I said, this is horrible news. | ||
| I said, I haven't seen this. | ||
| He said, I know. | ||
| It's almost a week old from Lancet Medical Journal. | ||
| Got no coverage. | ||
| I can't believe this. | ||
| And I said, this is horrible. | ||
| There should be more discussion. | ||
| People should know about this. | ||
| Meanwhile, when all these other antibiotics stop working, silver is known to still work sometimes. | ||
| I wish it worked all the time. | ||
| It doesn't. | ||
| Nice say. | ||
| FDA running around trying to ban colloidal silver because big companies are trying to patent the process so only they can sell it to you by prescription for $200 a bottle. | ||
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We'll be right back. | |
| We sell it at Infowarsstore.com. | ||
| That's just an example. | ||
| By the way, we're not gouging. | ||
| Double, triple the prices like Amazon has been caught doing for storable food and water filters. | ||
| We've cut them 30% to 50% off at Infowarsstore.com for folks to get prepared. | ||
| But listen, it's not just for this storm. | ||
| This is a great time of change. | ||
| Everybody needs to be self-sufficient. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| That's a great sales pitch right there. | ||
| I could not stop dancing. | ||
| That's music to my ears. | ||
| That has everything in it. | ||
| You should be terrified. | ||
| No one else is talking about this. | ||
| This is a scoop that only we have. | ||
| And do you notice that it's News Wars exclusive? | ||
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News Wars, yeah. | |
| Because he realized the name Info Wars is fucked out, and everyone's like, ah, no thank you. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So he came up with a very similar newly named site that they're using now. | ||
| Really? | ||
| They still have Info Wars, but they've started News Wars also, just in case, so we wouldn't be able to smell that shit. | ||
| News Wars? | ||
| Hmm. | ||
| Huh. | ||
| That sounds vaguely familiar to something. | ||
| Very similar name. | ||
| What? | ||
| Still yelling about globalists. | ||
| I can't see... | ||
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Why? | |
| Who? | ||
| Probably a coincidence. | ||
| I think rebranding is fine. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think throughout history we've seen that evil companies, when they rebrand, they have changed their act. | ||
| Like Blackwater? | ||
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Yeah! | |
| They just fixed all their problems and they were like, we can't be associated with this name. | ||
| They definitely don't just... | ||
| Put a new name on things. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I mean, he went from Prison Planet to Infowars, and that was a big leap. | ||
| And now this is a... | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| But... | ||
| And then he goes right into... | ||
| And it's so good. | ||
| It's so good that he's like, silver sometimes works. | ||
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Doesn't always. | |
| When all the antibiotics are gone... | ||
| Silver sometimes works. | ||
| Not always. | ||
| I'm not going to make any promises. | ||
| I am going to say that you should buy colloidal silver on the off chance that it helps. | ||
| I am also going to say the same thing about dandelions. | ||
| You should pick more of them. | ||
| Maybe they'll help. | ||
| And everyone's gouging prices for storable food. | ||
| We're not. | ||
| Of course not. | ||
| We're keeping it on the sale it's always on. | ||
| No, 30% off. | ||
| It's Easter weekend. | ||
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We're extending the Easter sale thanks to Hurricane Irma. | |
| 1776, baby! | ||
| That's how much it costs. | ||
| Free shipping for these buckets of food. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| You're taking a bath on that. | ||
| If you've got to pay your own shipping on a fucking bucket of... | ||
| Because I've seen, if you go to his site, you can go and look at the food. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's heavy. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, the storable foods are not light. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Shipping that shit would be like, you're losing money. | ||
| I mean, just think about how much Postmates charge. | ||
| Insane. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, you gotta ship the car, too. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Well, you also get a car. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So you get the sense of it that Alex's take on Hurricane Irma is trying to score points for Trump by blasting hypothetical things that leftists have done. | ||
| Well, at the same time... | ||
| Profiting off of an actual disaster that he's not making up this time. | ||
| That's really more of what he's doing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So in the second hour, he gets a visit from our friend Mike Cernovich. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| And I think he's high. | ||
| Cernovich? | ||
| I think the two of them are high. | ||
| Okay, now this is fun. | ||
| This is a fun little wrinkle. | ||
| They spend quite a while talking about how life is a simulation. | ||
| Now, that's probably true. | ||
| Yeah, I know, but... | ||
| Statistically speaking, chances are life is a simulation. | ||
| It's really weird for them to be sitting on InfoWars with, like, the background graphic is just a Doppler radar of the hurricane. | ||
| So that's what's on the screen behind them. | ||
| And they're just, like, talking about, like, now maybe the controllers who run the simulation are trying to speed things up. | ||
| And that's why everything's... | ||
| How long ago do you think Scaramucci was? | ||
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That's a good question! | |
| That was like five years ago. | ||
| No, it wasn't, because everything's speeding up. | ||
| The simulation is speeding up. | ||
| I'm like, what the fuck is going on? | ||
| Look, everybody deals with disaster in their own way, and to me, that actually seems like a reasonable response to watching what is clearly a death cloud going on in the background, just being like... | ||
| Man, life is weird, isn't it? | ||
| But not for InfoWars. | ||
| We're a hundred miles away from pure devastation and flooding. | ||
| The other part of our state is underwater. | ||
| Probably a simulation. | ||
| That's a great way of dealing with it. | ||
| All those drowning people, they're just numbers. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| There's ones and zeros. | ||
| It's not real. | ||
| That's all it is. | ||
| So here is a clip of them talking that I think is the most sort of high of them. | ||
| I believe. | ||
| This struck me as very weird. | ||
| Pretty high. | ||
| Very weird. | ||
| But once these things get scaled up... | ||
| Then the AI can literally feed itself into everything and rewrite the entire surface of the globe, leaving what it wants, destroying what it wants. | ||
| Well, yeah, 3D printing. | ||
| So they'll 3D print drones. | ||
| That's why I tell people they should really watch Black Mirror. | ||
| I don't know where they got the Black Mirror people, where they're plugged in, or who's been talking to them, or if they have some kind of trans-terrestrial understanding of what's going on. | ||
| Ah, magic! | ||
| Did you catch that? | ||
| Aliens. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He suspects aliens. | ||
| Trans terrestrial information. | ||
| Aliens are writing Black Mirror. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That makes perfect sense. | ||
| Nobody else could have those thoughts. | ||
| Nobody else could read very obvious signs about where the world might go. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So yeah, that sort of is a good flavor taster of the Alex Jones, Mike Cernovich hour. | ||
| I like how Alex is somehow in the simulation. | ||
| Which, they're talking about how it is a simulation. | ||
| And once we create AI and they can jack into the programs, then everything's done. | ||
| Right, but the simulation... | ||
| Wait, so the simulation ends when we create AI that can fight back against the simulation? | ||
| No, no, no, no, no, no. | ||
| This is within the simulation. | ||
| The AI can jack into factories and become self-replicating. | ||
| It's the Grey Goo shit. | ||
| It's the Grey Goo theory. | ||
| Yeah, of course. | ||
| Or the Grey Goo postulate, if you will. | ||
| I won't. | ||
| So, that's all we need to talk about for the 6th. | ||
| And then we go to Thursday the 7th. | ||
| The first hour of the show is mostly Seth Rich kind of shit. | ||
| There's more Nancy Pelosi. | ||
| Yeah, I imagine she's not coming up. | ||
| Debbie Wasserman Schultz is going down hard. | ||
| It's all... | ||
| Good for them. | ||
| Fine. | ||
| I'm glad Debbie Wasserman Schultz can go down so hard. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| I can't get it up for these narratives. | ||
| I just can't. | ||
| I listen to it and I'm just like, I don't care. | ||
| Wait, why are they talking about her? | ||
| That was months ago. | ||
| Right. | ||
| She's in play. | ||
| She's been gone for so long! | ||
| She's in play with the cover-up of the Seth Rich murder. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| So that's why she was fired. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I gotcha. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| Because she murdered Seth Rich? | ||
| No, she's just involved in the cover-up. | ||
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Ah! | |
| So, like I said, I just can't jack to that narrative, so we're not doing the first hour. | ||
| Because, quite frankly, the second hour is substantially more important. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| In the second hour, Alex Jones has a guest on by the name of Joni Turner. | ||
| And you don't know who this lady is. | ||
|
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Joni? | |
| Joni. | ||
| Joni Turner. | ||
| Like Mitchell. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| She is a lawyer. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I'm going to just start this clip up and Alex will explain why she's on the show. | ||
| I imagine she's a good lawyer. | ||
| Some reviews I've read online say not so much. | ||
| I bet she's great. | ||
| Here's the headline. | ||
| Attorney announces lawsuit against CNN on behalf of the American people. | ||
| Not a good lawyer. | ||
| Joni points out how CNN continues to blast Americans as white national radicals and for CNN calling on alt-left rioters to show up. | ||
| at events and cause havoc, who have now been listed as terrorists. | ||
| So they called the Antifa to go out and be violent. | ||
| It's like Don Corleone telling, you know, one of his hitmen to go kill somebody, Luca Brasi. | ||
| He's just as guilty as Luca Brasi. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Tony says CNN made a slip-up and publicized the Southern Poverty Law Center list on their website as their own when they realized that four hours later they took it down. | ||
| Southern Poverty Law Center has conservative Americans and some of the country's greatest institutions listed as radical terrorists. | ||
| 917 groups tagged as hate groups. | ||
| So she's taking action. | ||
| She has standing because she's an American. | ||
| She's a conservative. | ||
| She's a patriot being listed as a white supremacist marked for death. | ||
| And she's a lawyer currently involved in multi-jurisdictional federal and state litigation with heavy focus on employment, contractual disputes, non-compete trade secrets, and wrongful death issues, both plaintiff and defense. | ||
| Maybe she's the lawyer I should get for a first suit. | ||
| I mean, I'm being damaged. | ||
| It's already like $7 million this year already. | ||
| Work closely as a corporate legal advisor, contractual issues with the board of directors. | ||
| Yeah, they're calling Nazis Hitler. | ||
| Johnny, CNN, MSNBC, the New York Times, the Southern Private Law Center, I've talked to a bunch of the top lawyers. | ||
| They all say, you've got open and shut cases, but two years of litigation. | ||
| Why on earth have they gotten so radical, and why have you been forced to take action? | ||
| So we'll get to hear her answer. | ||
| They do have open and shut cases in regards to the fact that the judge will open the case and then... | ||
| Get rid of the case very quickly. | ||
| Close your briefcase. | ||
| Get the fuck out of my court. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| We will be throwing this lawsuit out, ma 'am. | ||
| Bring me fucking Larry Clayman at this point. | ||
| I don't want to deal with you. | ||
| Get out. | ||
| Is Ken Starr still available? | ||
| Is Ken Starr still available? | ||
| She's suing CNN because they used information from the Southern Poverty Law Center. | ||
| Which is a big bad guy in Alex Jones' conception. | ||
| Because they say bad things about him that are unfortunately very true. | ||
| Also. | ||
| So, it's silly. | ||
| It's a frivolous lawsuit. | ||
| It's a very dumb lawsuit. | ||
| And she's just getting, she's doing it for publicity. | ||
| Yes, 100%. | ||
| Of course she's doing it. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| So what does she think she's going to get out of this? | ||
| Like more people are going to file wrongful death lawsuits with her? | ||
| I think she wants to be the new Larry Klayman. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| She wants to be a celebrity lawyer? | ||
| I think she needs a late career change, shift things, because her professional poker career isn't paying off. | ||
| She's a professional poker player? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Oh, she's a bad lawyer. | ||
| She ends up saying that she got Twitter originally because she was going to tweet her experience at the World Series of Poker. | ||
| Ah! | ||
| How'd it go? | ||
| I don't think she made the cash. | ||
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Ah! | |
| Poor girl. | ||
| I don't know, though. | ||
| I can't say for sure. | ||
| I don't watch that anymore. | ||
| Dark period of my life when I used to watch... | ||
| Everybody went through that stage. | ||
| There was a time where everybody watched professional poker like we weren't all insane. | ||
| We all don't want to admit it, but we did. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Just national psychosis. | ||
| I watched the one fucking guy beat- Chris Moneymaker? | ||
| Chris Moneymaker, yeah. | ||
| I watched that happen, and I marveled at how dumb I was for watching it. | ||
| I'm watching it happen going like, oh, he did get all that money, and then the immediate sense of loss and stupidity when it's over, like, he wins. | ||
| And there's, you know, like in sports... | ||
| That big pile of cash. | ||
| Yeah, in sports, whenever the guy wins, you're supposed to feel joy and like, oh, we did it! | ||
| And that kind of thing. | ||
| And when he won, I was like, fucking kill me. | ||
| Why did I do that? | ||
| Why are we doing this? | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| And then the poker didn't stop after that, and people started to be weird characters. | ||
| Like you had that guy, Antonio Esfandiari, who was a magician. | ||
| Yeah, oh, that's fun. | ||
| He's the magician of poker. | ||
| That's fun. | ||
| What the fuck happened? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| All the great things that happened in the 70s happened all over again. | ||
| It's so weird. | ||
| I did read a really interesting thing on Phil Ivey actually recently. | ||
| I thought he was pretty cool. | ||
| He is really cool. | ||
| Also, he's involved in international insanity. | ||
| We don't have time. | ||
| He's bananas. | ||
| We don't have time. | ||
| It's bananas. | ||
| We gotta get off poker and we gotta fold and get back to the... | ||
| Alright, no, fucking... | ||
| No! | ||
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No! | |
| Reshuffle the deck. | ||
| So, Joni is suing CNN, and I have some bad news. | ||
| She's very racist. | ||
| That will play out over the course of this and one of the later clips. | ||
| It's baffling, she's crazy, and she's just repeating Alex Jones' narratives to him, which I don't want in a lawyer. | ||
|
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Period. | |
| Your Honor, I would like to concur with everything that the prosecution said. | ||
| Maritime law. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| So here we go. | ||
| Let's get into it. | ||
| This is how she responds to why is things getting so crazy and why do you have to take action? | ||
| Well, you know what? | ||
| Are you seeing me okay, Alex? | ||
| Because I lost you. | ||
| I am seeing you. | ||
| So go ahead. | ||
| Thanks. | ||
| I'll tell you what happened. | ||
| I've been watching this go on for the last couple of years. | ||
| And you made a great point earlier on. | ||
| You are a connection expert. | ||
| And people can see, oh gosh, this doesn't look right over here. | ||
| This doesn't look right. | ||
| But I'll tell you when it all came together for me. | ||
| And listen, I'm a little late coming to the party. | ||
| But you know what? | ||
| Sometimes that's good because by the time you get to the party, people got all the small talk out of the way and they're ready to get down to action. | ||
| I'll tell you what really got me on board and off the couch. | ||
| Three weeks ago, I watched as Michael Moore. | ||
| He had a bad day that day. | ||
| His show bombed, and he was on with Don Lemon, who is just a race baiter. | ||
| He cannot even be called a journalist, because that's an insult to journalists. | ||
| But he got on CNN, and he was being probed by Don Lemon. | ||
| And he made this statement, Alex. | ||
| He said, Trump is a rapist, and he is raping the United States. | ||
| And if his supporters have a chance to redeem themselves tonight, If they denounce him, but if not, they are complicit to rape. | ||
| And I want to tell you something. | ||
| That got me off the couch, and I called my nephew, who is a great guy, first year at Liberty, Corey Jones, and I said, Matthew, I need to know about this Twitter stuff. | ||
| I need to know. | ||
| And we talked, and I said, I'm going to take action. | ||
| And I'll tell you what, in three weeks, Alex, we now have over 25,000. | ||
| Wow, I didn't know that this exploded like this. | ||
| Joni Turner, congratulations on standing up for our free speech against these bullies. | ||
| They call us Nazis without evidence. | ||
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Putting people in a group, not letting them have commerce, demonizing them, shutting them off from... | |
| Jobs, firing them, bullying them, beating them up. | ||
| That's what the brown shirts did in Nazi Germany. | ||
| He just compared them to Nazis. | ||
| I hate when they get bullied. | ||
| Well, why not MSNBC? | ||
| Well, everybody knows that MSNBC, they're idiots. | ||
| You know, they're a clown show. | ||
| And so when you go and listen to them, you know, anymore, I mean, people don't take them serious. | ||
| But why CNN is so... | ||
| They have gone from lying to the American people, which was a crime in and of itself, but to a lying about them, Alex. | ||
| And what they have done is they have... | ||
| Hillary got in trouble for saying half of Trump's supporters are deplorable. | ||
| They're saying all of you are rapists. | ||
| Oh, rapists, Nazis, and what they're doing, and Alex, this is so good, and I can't even tell you how good this is, but what they are doing is they're creating a false narrative to create a group, and then they are funded. | ||
| They are funded by the same people that the Southern Poverty Law Center is funded by. | ||
| Then they're going out, and they are calling their wolves and antifa and all of the Black Lives Matters, like what is that? | ||
| And all these radical groups that hijack these names, and they're coming and they're putting maps out, Alex, and you touched on that before I came on. | ||
| They are putting maps out, and CNN accidentally put it up as their own map. | ||
| It's the hate map, you know, that Southern Poverty has up. | ||
| And what they're doing, Alex, is they're creating this narrative, and then they're calling and paying these guys to come and attack us, and it's crazy what is going on. | ||
| It is crazy. | ||
| If you just... | ||
| Like, how many times are we going to have to do this? | ||
| Like, just X out CNN and put InfoWars and then you're correct, lady. | ||
| But I don't want to sue InfoWars. | ||
| No. | ||
| Because that's still a dumb lawsuit. | ||
| Here's a shit lawyer. | ||
| Lying to the American people is a crime. | ||
| It's not. | ||
| No. | ||
| A shit lawyer also might say lying about the American people is a crime. | ||
| It is not. | ||
| Still not. | ||
| Those are both not... | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Lying about specific people is a crime. | ||
| That's liable. | ||
| Or slander, depending on the medium in which you do it. | ||
| But just lying about, like, hey, this group of people, they suck when they're awesome? | ||
| Not a crime. | ||
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Also... | |
| That's a shitty lawyer. | ||
| Also, actually, now I'm for the lawsuit. | ||
| I want to read this judge say, oh, are you saying that CNN called those people Nazis? | ||
| Let's ask those people. | ||
| Oh, did they call themselves Nazis? | ||
| Alright, get out of here. | ||
| Oh, but they were joking. | ||
| Nope. | ||
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Nope. | |
| They were like baked Alaska. | ||
| It was satirical Nazism. | ||
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Bullshit. | |
| Fuck these people. | ||
| They're getting bullied, Dan. | ||
| They're losing their jobs for exercising their free speech rights. | ||
| But Black Lives Matter, what is that? | ||
| What is that? | ||
| What is that shit? | ||
| That's rough. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| That's rough. | ||
| Oh, God, that's so fucking stupid. | ||
| Yeah, that's... | ||
| That's so dumb. | ||
| That's, uh... | ||
| Just say white people are the best and then leave. | ||
| That's all you want to say. | ||
| I'm trying to get that sense. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't want to put that on her whole cloth, but I think she's doing it to herself. | ||
| I do. | ||
| I think she's doing it herself. | ||
| I think she's a white supremacist by any other name. | ||
| Come at us. | ||
| Sue us. | ||
| Yeah, come on. | ||
| Oh, please. | ||
| Add knowledge fight to the CNN lawsuit. | ||
| Oh, please. | ||
| And then put our fucking clips that we've played into the public record in court, you dumbass. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| I dare you to sue me for calling you a racist fuck. | ||
| Hey, I wouldn't do that. | ||
| We can't afford representation. | ||
| What could he get from us? | ||
| What could he get from me? | ||
| That's $7 in my bank account? | ||
| Good luck. | ||
| You get $3.50. | ||
| Anyway, the other thing that is really fun to pull out of that is this lady's big complaint is that she saw Michael Moore on TV call Donald Trump a rapist, which his wife has accused him of, and then walked back. | ||
| And then he himself has said, he's done things that I would consider a lot. | ||
| But then the other thing, Alex is like, yeah, how dare they call people that? | ||
| He paid people $5,000 to get on national television yelling Bill Clinton is a rapist. | ||
| Alex Jones legitimately paid people to go and disrupt rallies, and he made a shirt that he sold that was Bill Clinton is a rapist. | ||
| He did that! | ||
| I don't see a problem here. | ||
| I don't see a problem. | ||
| Like she said, they get these people, they pay them to go on TV, and make these wild claims. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| That should be against the law, Dan. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| I think we should absolutely sue CNN for that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They're the ones who caused that problem. | ||
| And whenever Alex Jones wants to talk about the chilling of free speech, this is what it looks like. | ||
| This idea is what the erosion of free speech in practice looks like. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's fascism. | ||
| It's almost like we need a national movement against fascism. | ||
| We'll get back to that in a second. | ||
| But in this next clip, Joni lies a bit. | ||
| It starts by talking about donations from the Southern Poverty Law Center or to the Southern Poverty Law Center. | ||
| It goes both ways or something. | ||
| Then she lies and gets a little more racist in an interesting way. | ||
| J.P. Morgan, a financial system, just gave $1 million. | ||
| You can't find this anywhere. | ||
| CNN kind of put it under the radar. | ||
| They go around and pass the plate. | ||
| A bunch of Hollywood stars gave $1 million apiece to it. | ||
| In the last month, namely George Clooney. | ||
| Oh, listen, I have a little... | ||
| George Clooney's here from Cincinnati. | ||
| You know, I have a little... | ||
| He was one of my first little dates. | ||
| I used to do a little talk show with his mom, Nina. | ||
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Wait, what? | |
| And I can tell you that he was as silly back then as he is now. | ||
| But, you know, not as well known. | ||
| And he's as left as you can get. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I mean, look, he married. | ||
| You know, I don't know. | ||
| I don't think she is... | ||
| I think she's Lebanese, his wife. | ||
| And, you know, it's Hollywood. | ||
| But the thing is, Alex, what you have put your finger on is the connection. | ||
| People think that these are occurring. | ||
| It's the connection. | ||
| It is all connected. | ||
| This is mass racketeering, classically bullying on a mass scale against the American people, and they think libertarians and conservatives are so nice, we won't fight back. | ||
| No, we think you're going to fight back. | ||
| We think you're going to fight back overly aggressively. | ||
| Yeah, we think you're going to shoot people like you do. | ||
| And you said. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You said you're going to. | ||
| Also, wait. | ||
| Right. | ||
| She brought up that she was... | ||
| Look who he married. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I think she's Lebanese. | ||
| Right. | ||
| No further comment on her. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| So, if I understand correctly... | ||
| No other qualities. | ||
| If I understand correctly, look who he married. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Not a good sign. | ||
| Well, the... | ||
| But she might as well have said, look who he married. | ||
| Non-white. | ||
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Right. | |
| He's not propagating the white species. | ||
| That's why we're going... | ||
| That's why our birth rates are low. | ||
| If George Clooney wasn't so far to the left, he'd be fucking a white lady. | ||
| Putting out babies left and right. | ||
| He didn't even get married until he was 50 or whatever. | ||
| Right. | ||
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Or is he married? | |
| He probably has slow sperm. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| He isn't married to a very powerful lawyer. | ||
| Also, they bring up J.P. Morgan and she doesn't point out that they have been fucking people over. | ||
| Nah, not important. | ||
| It's a huge deal. | ||
| Not a big deal. | ||
| They've screwed so many people out of so much money. | ||
| Not as many as CNN. | ||
| And they are not going to be punished for it in any appreciable way. | ||
| CNN lost a guy a job. | ||
| CNN made a guy lose his job at a hot dog stand. | ||
| Fuck off. | ||
| Okay, good point. | ||
| But you're right. | ||
| She is equating liberal value or whatever, which they think is negative, with a white person marrying a Lebanese person. | ||
| Well, yeah, look at it. | ||
| That's profoundly racist. | ||
| Look at it. | ||
| I can't believe... | ||
| Well, I mean, I can believe that Alex let that slide on his show. | ||
| Oh, I can believe that so hard. | ||
| I can't... | ||
| I'm like, what the fuck is she saying? | ||
| Like, the Black Lives Matter, what is that? | ||
| What is that? | ||
| George Clooney, look who he married. | ||
| I'm like... | ||
| This is beyond dog whistle shit. | ||
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This is just out-and-out racism happening on air. | |
| This is pure bigotry. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Who even has the time to hate Lebanese people, lady? | ||
| You've got so many people on your plate. | ||
| Let them go. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Un-fucking-real. | ||
| Yeah, so we've got one more clip here, and this is where we get back to some feelings about Trump. | ||
| Let's see where she lands. | ||
| Let's see where Joni lands on the Trump spectrum. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I bet she was a big supporter of Rand Paul. | ||
| But... | ||
| I think, but he... | ||
| She really appreciated what Trump was saying. | ||
| She liked what he said but didn't know she could trust him. | ||
| Right, exactly. | ||
| We're not in 2015. | ||
| The water gate is broken. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| They find out that you're a conservative and that the judge is liberal because they all have been, you know, because... | ||
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The federal judges the last eight years because most of them were appointed by Obama. | |
| You might as well forget arguing law with them. | ||
| I'm telling you, I've been closer to being in jail the last four years than I ever have in my life because I just want to go at them because I know that they've got an agenda and that my clients are suffering because they are not being held accountable like you said, Mike, and like CNN is not. | ||
| But they're getting desperate also. | ||
| I want to say that, Alex. | ||
| They're getting desperate too because... | ||
| They thought that they were going to have another eight years with Hillary to go ahead and sneak in. | ||
| Oh my God, thank God that he had mercy on us and that Donald Trump had the guts and the Teflon. | ||
| Listen, that boy was made for this place in time. | ||
| You may not like everything he says, but his life was divinely appointed. | ||
| Oh, there's no doubt this is divine intervention. | ||
| He is a huge stumbling block to them, their whole operation, and he's bringing their hate out and showing everyone just how vicious and hateful they are. | ||
| Yeah, he's giving people the opportunity to see who they are. | ||
| I mean, one thing I always ask is, when have you ever read a special report on CNN about the far left? | ||
| No, no, they have reports saying Antifa's good. | ||
| Not so much. | ||
| No, and that's a big problem. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I really don't like that. | ||
| If you are going to have reports about Antifa, yeah, they should be good. | ||
| They should be very good. | ||
| Their presentation of it is like every left-wing media thing is saying that Antifa's awesome. | ||
| They're not. | ||
| They're not. | ||
| No, they're actively trying to quash any real fight against Nazism because that affects their bottom line. | ||
| Nazis watch TV too, man. | ||
| We can't have any kind of chaos. | ||
| Then people will turn the TV off. | ||
| Because they'll get too busy fighting in the streets. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Yeah, we've got to make sure that we have this both-sides-ism so that allows complacent fuckfaces in the middle. | ||
| That's how the election ended up how it did. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Unfortunately. | ||
| It's got to be both sides. | ||
| Both sides have a point. | ||
| Both sides have problems. | ||
| Yeah, but one of the sides is Nazis, so until Nazis aren't one of the sides, all bets are off. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| Antifa's awesome. | ||
| If I was on MSNBC, my report would be like, hey, look at these guys punching Nazis. | ||
| Why don't the rest of you pussies punch Nazis? | ||
| And why doesn't the guy punching a Nazi have a bat? | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Good point. | ||
| Yeah, my broadcast would escalate. | ||
| Very quick. | ||
| The other thing that I'm deeply upset by, and I think we should all be troubled by, is that she's saying that Trump was brought on by God. | ||
| That his birth was predestined and all this was God's plan. | ||
| Alex is like, hell yeah it was. | ||
| And then Mike Cernovich, because he had to walk back his Trump support about a month and a half ago, because it was bad for business, has to like... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He has to milk toast it. | ||
| You know he wants to get in there full throat, but he has to just be like, he's letting them show how bad the left really is. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Because that's about as deep as his balls go now. | ||
| I would love it if the... | ||
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| I would love it if the religious rights that claimed that all natural disasters are because we allowed gay people to get married... | ||
| Be that one connection of like, well, we elected Trump and now we have three hurricanes murdering everybody and destroying the world. | ||
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| Well, maybe one of them will destroy Mar-a-Lago. | ||
| Ooh, we can only hope. | ||
| Still won't be worth it for the terrible destruction that it's already brought to those islands. | ||
| No, that's so fucked up. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So, we've got to get out of here so you can get to your show. | ||
| But I would like to say it's pretty impressive that Alex Jones has a guest on his show who's suing CNN. | ||
| A class action lawsuit with 25,000 people behind her. | ||
| I'm sure some of them are real people. | ||
| Maybe a couple bots thrown in there. | ||
| Be that as it may, I hope for big things. | ||
| No, I don't. | ||
| I'm racist, but, you know. | ||
| Be cool. | ||
| Yeah, let's all keep it quiet. | ||
| Let's infiltrate. | ||
| Then we'll attack. | ||
| Don't just go out half-cocked. | ||
| We've only got most of law enforcement. | ||
| We need to make sure that racism infiltrates all of law enforcement. | ||
| Yeah, then we can come out. | ||
| Yeah, then we can fucking ride a whole hog. | ||
| Disgusting. | ||
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| Anyway, thank you all for joining. | ||
| This has been fun. | ||
| If you'd like to find out more about us and what we do... | ||
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| That's weird. | ||
| You can go to our website, knowledgefight.com. | ||
| There's a button on there where you can support the show. | ||
| And I'd like to say this. | ||
| If you have not donated and become a policy wonk and you'd like to, it would be great because we're about to kick shit into massive overdrive and we are going to need some support. | ||
| We're going to be opening up a D.C. office. | ||
| Yep, Jerome Corsi is defective. | ||
| He's doing double duty. | ||
| He's got dual citizenship. | ||
| He's an info warrior, he's a knowledge fighter, and look, it's all good. | ||
| Yeah, I forgave him for the swift boat stuff. | ||
| He said, Dan, that was mighty white of you, which is an expression he would probably use. | ||
| That's probably true. | ||
| He's like, I will come aboard, and I will write for Infowars. | ||
| I almost called our show Infowars. | ||
| Probably not a good idea. | ||
| We're news wars. | ||
| Right. | ||
| We're actually war news. | ||
| War news. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But yeah, if you'd like to support the show, we would really appreciate it. | ||
| There's going to be a lot of stuff coming that's very exciting with that broadcasting live, possibly even going to a daily format. | ||
| There's a lot of stuff on the horizon. | ||
| And we love it if... | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And once again, apologies for not being able to do the live show. | ||
| We won't be able to do that. | ||
| So if you're planning on coming out... | ||
| Listen, stand up for your career, my man. | ||
| You don't need to apologize for your career going well. | ||
| Well, I'm broke, so... | ||
| You don't need... | ||
| Like, I know that you feel bad about it, but you don't need to apologize. | ||
| Everyone understands. | ||
| They get it, I'm sure. | ||
| They're good people out there, these policy wonks. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| I'm just disappointed. | ||
| One sweet day, we'll do it. | ||
| We'll do the live show. | ||
| We'll do it. | ||
| Also, if you want to follow us on Twitter, it's knowledge underscore fight. | ||
| We are on iTunes. | ||
| You can download, you can read the reviews. | ||
| Don't read them. | ||
| Well, read them too. | ||
| Nah, don't read them. | ||
| Read them, get an idea of how you want to write your review. | ||
| You know, you gotta do some research before you just start reviewing things. | ||
| Yeah, I suppose so. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, and then look for announcements in the very near future, possibly even over the weekend. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| But, hey, there was one thing I forgot to cover in the episodes that we were talking about today. | ||
| Oh, no, what's that? | ||
| So on Thursday, fourth hour, this old dude was hosting. | ||
| No shit! | ||
| And so I don't know if you know this about him, but he's pretty toothless. | ||
| He's toothless. | ||
| In many ways. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But also he has a picture in the background of his shot, like his Skype shot. | ||
| Oh yeah, is it a really nice picture? | ||
| It's not. | ||
| Can you see it? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| He hasn't hung it up for a really long time. | ||
| He what? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What? | ||
| Now get this. | ||
| What? | ||
| Recently, a policy wonk sent me a blown up picture of the picture. | ||
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| And it's tough to tell what it is, but I think it's a crude painting of a clown. | ||
| Of course it is. | ||
| Of fucking course it's a picture of a fucking clown. | ||
| I'm not sure, but I think it is. | ||
| Jesus Christ, we're into some fucking poltergeist shit. | ||
| Like, what is this? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's very weird. | ||
| Fucking Pennywise living behind us. | ||
| I would rather Pennywise live behind us than this motherfucker. | ||
| Yeah, no kidding. | ||
| Because I would never say, fuck you, Pennywise. | ||
| What would you say about him? | ||
| Fuck you, John Rappaport! | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. |