Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the July 7th episode of The Alex Jones Show. Topics covered include: Does Alex clearly lie about having read Plato? Did CNN blackmail a Reddit user who made a meme about Trump? How poorly is the "CNN Is Isis" contest going? Does Assad have a secret deal with our military?
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| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| We're a couple of dudes who like to sit around and drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Jones, but I forgot the novelty beverages. | ||
| Yeah, you son of a bitch. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| I was running late. | ||
| I had a tough time. | ||
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The schedule of getting off work, getting over here. | |
| Now I immediately apologize for everything. | ||
| I've got a cut in my face. | ||
| Jesus, dude. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| There's a lot going on in your life. | ||
| This is, relatively speaking, a minuscule thing. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| And if you treat our listeners with the same disdain that you treat our novelty beverages, then that's fine. | ||
| That's fine. | ||
| God. | ||
| If only I could treat our listeners novelty beverages. | ||
| All of that, with the same disdain I treat myself with, will all be miserable. | ||
| Yeah, there's a good point. | ||
| I'd like to thank everybody who said nice things on Twitter. | ||
| I had that little surgery beginning of this week. | ||
| Everything is good. | ||
| I've got a cool, badass scar on my face now. | ||
| You look great. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Chicks dig scars, according to the movie The Replacements. | ||
| Yep, but they'll never know, because my beard will grow back, and who cares? | ||
| So it was a very weird time at the doctor's office, and we won't go into any of it. | ||
| That's irrelevant to the podcast. | ||
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True. | |
| Something that's not irrelevant to the podcast, though, is us. | ||
| Are we sure it's irrelevant to the podcast? | ||
| I know that the theme of the podcast is that I know a lot about Alex Jones. | ||
| I don't know anything about Alex Jones. | ||
| Doesn't sound like my doctor's visit is irrelevant. | ||
| You should have asked the doctors. | ||
| Why didn't you make it? | ||
| Why didn't you make it known that you were like, hey, I'm here. | ||
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Dr. Crazy Long Indian name, do you know anything about Alex Jones? | |
| I bet he didn't before, but now he's probably all too aware. | ||
| Guy was the shit. | ||
| He was real cool. | ||
| Great bedside manner. | ||
| I felt very comfortable with him cutting my face open. | ||
| That's tough to find. | ||
| That's true love. | ||
| And it's crazy, too. | ||
| I have painkillers, but I don't need them. | ||
| They're not very strong. | ||
| Don't ask me for them. | ||
| Patreon subscribers only. | ||
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We'll get Dan's leftover painkillers. | |
| Yeah, it's great. | ||
| I don't know what it is. | ||
| I had wisdom teeth taken out. | ||
| I've had root canals. | ||
| And now I've had invasive surgery on my jaw. | ||
| And afterwards, no real pain to speak of. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| I'm a superman. | ||
| You have a very specific mutant power. | ||
| It could be. | ||
| Face... | ||
| Head-related. | ||
| Pain-tolerance? | ||
| Yeah, I don't know. | ||
| I'm okay with that. | ||
| I'll take it. | ||
| Something else I'm okay with and I'll take is our new donator. | ||
| I'd like to welcome into the fold. | ||
| What's up, Ryan? | ||
| Thanks for joining. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you for joining the team. | ||
| Ryan, thank you very much for becoming a policy wonk. | ||
| We appreciate it very much. | ||
| And if you would like to become a policy wonk, you may by going to our website, knowledgefight.com, and clicking support the show. | ||
| There you can give whatever you'd like to support the show. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Or you can just Google Patreon and hope for the best. | ||
| Yeah, roll the phone. | ||
| Maybe we'll show up. | ||
| Probably not. | ||
| No. | ||
| But we do have an image. | ||
| Unlike on iTunes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'd also like to thank everybody who said such nice things about our last episode where we took a trip into space. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We left Space Command far behind and went still further into the wild blue yonder. | ||
| Time and space, we explored it all, and we'll do some more of those. | ||
| Since people really enjoyed them, we'll dip back into the Project Camelot trench. | ||
| I'm telling you, I have fallen in love with Carrie Callahan, and she will be my new wife. | ||
| I don't think you'd be happy with that. | ||
| That's not important. | ||
| I'm not saying she's ugly or anything like that. | ||
| I just mean, I don't think you two are compatible. | ||
| I understand your trepidation, but let me tell you something. | ||
| A woman who believes everything is my kind of woman. | ||
| Very easy to cheat on. | ||
| I would assume. | ||
| That is not where I was going with that. | ||
| No, that's where my mind went. | ||
| Not like in terms of utility for me, but that's a character trait I'm seeing. | ||
| Okay, alright. | ||
| So, Jordan, I'd like to start off the show today with an out-of-context drop from Alex Jones. | ||
| I do not want to be in memes. | ||
| I do not want to be in these comedy memes. | ||
| Do not put me in memes. | ||
| Everyone is bad for putting me in a meme. | ||
| And I do not want to have my head put on Trump's head battling CNN. | ||
| No one is allowed to put me in memes because, quite frankly, Trump is the number one meme right now. | ||
| I'm only number two. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| And I'm competitive. | ||
| Make fun of me. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| Please put me in memes. | ||
| Oh, excuse me. | ||
| I mean, never, never you are hereby ordered. | ||
| Like CNN said, we'll have you arrested. | ||
| I'll sue you. | ||
| You have no free speech. | ||
| Put me in no memes and have no Infowars.com involved in it ever. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| All right. | ||
| So. | ||
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All right. | |
| I love the, I just, I love that. | ||
| I love that. | ||
| That ah that went too long is great. | ||
| He mistimed the break a little bit. | ||
| He got his... | ||
| Even his sarcasm he got wrong. | ||
| Please put me in memes. | ||
| I mean, don't put me in memes. | ||
| He's a master. | ||
| He's a master of communication and I appreciate it very much. | ||
| I do hear a little bit of sadness in his voice. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| Because he does... | ||
| He has mentioned in the past that he is the number one meme machine. | ||
| He's the meme machine. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| He's the meme machine. | ||
| He's the king of memes. | ||
| That's what they call him on the streets. | ||
| Now he's number two and CNN is in... | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| CNN is ISIS. | ||
| As we all know. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Contest still going on. | ||
| We're going to get an update on it in a little bit. | ||
| Oh, okay, good. | ||
| Today what we're going to be doing is going over the July 5th, 2017 episode. | ||
| That's Wednesday if you're nasty. | ||
| You'd think that maybe there'd be a lot of stuff about the 4th of July. | ||
| Maybe him telling a story about a barbecue. | ||
| Maybe he and his family got to hang out and shoot off bottle rockets. | ||
| You'd be wrong. | ||
| I'm going to tell you something. | ||
| I did not think any of those things. | ||
| You might think... | ||
| Here's what I thought. | ||
| You might think he even would talk about, like, the founding of our country. | ||
| No, definitely not. | ||
| He doesn't know shit about the founding of our country. | ||
| He knows some weird alternative versions of it. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| That's definitely true. | ||
| Well, I mean, obviously it was a psyop. | ||
| Would you like to know how he starts the show? | ||
| Uh, yeah. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Do I have a choice? | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| Let me just start with this piece of news. | ||
| We had Leo Zagami on, Vatican expert who lives in Rome, on Monday, talking about and breaking gay cocaine orgies at the Inquisition's headquarters. | ||
| Now, he broke that last week. | ||
| He was on Monday. | ||
| I was checking it because I wanted to check what he was saying. | ||
| Couldn't find anything on it. | ||
| Here's the Daily Mail today. | ||
| Vatican police break up gay orgy at home of Secretary of the Pope Francis' key advisors. | ||
| Exactly what Zagami said. | ||
| Ah, great. | ||
| This is the narrative we're going to start with? | ||
| Great. | ||
| There we go. | ||
| Love it. | ||
| Also, is the Inquisition still a thing? | ||
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No. | |
| But these people who are very anti-Pope and anti-Catholic... | ||
| They believe that it lives on through other names and other entities. | ||
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All right. | |
| So there's still wings of the Inquisition going on in the Vatican. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Well, I mean, it doesn't get any more... | ||
| Nobody suspects the Spanish Inquisition when it doesn't exist anymore. | ||
| I have time for two more questions. | ||
| I can field two more questions for you about that clip. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Let's see. | ||
| Now I've got to make it good. | ||
| I like this. | ||
| Now I'm under the gun. | ||
| Choose wisely. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Maybe that's the new game. | ||
| I play a clip and you ask me three questions about it. | ||
| That is a terrible game. | ||
| Three questions and a riddle. | ||
| Let's not do that. | ||
| No, let's definitely not do that. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Daily Mail? | ||
| Daily Mail, my friend. | ||
| Daily Mail. | ||
| Did they actually... | ||
| I saw a thing where they broke in somewhere and found pills. | ||
| Not... | ||
| It's not substantiated. | ||
| In a Vatican apartment or something like that. | ||
| But that's not what this story is. | ||
| This is a cocaine orgy that got broken up. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That got broken up? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| By who? | ||
| By the authorities, I suppose. | ||
| I was kind of hoping it was some random dude who showed up and they're like, fucking come on, man. | ||
| We gotta get out of here. | ||
| Vatican cocaine orgy broken up by Chet. | ||
| By... | ||
| Total bummer. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's like buzzkill asshole. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There's your headline. | ||
| This story does appear in the Daily Mail, and it appears all over the... | ||
| I mean, Daily Mail is shit. | ||
| Owned by a what's-his-fuck who is ruining everything over here as well. | ||
| It's mostly celebrity gossip and tit stories. | ||
| Yeah, it's Roger Ailes, right? | ||
| Yeah, basically. | ||
| That fucking pile of garbage. | ||
| I don't know if he still runs it, but it's historically his baby. | ||
| So a bunch of other right-wing organizations are reporting this as well, and all of it traces back to an Italian tabloid called Il Fatto Quattidano. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Quattodiano. | ||
| I'm a big fan of the name, regardless of what happens from here on out. | ||
| I'm guessing it means the fat quote. | ||
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Oh! | |
| I don't know. | ||
| The fat quotient? | ||
| Cool! | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know Italian, but I do know that this is a salacious tabloid magazine that is not a legitimate source. | ||
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Right. | |
| And even within it, it doesn't give any concrete reporting. | ||
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Right. | |
| The actual article that it's based on is basically hearsay and rumor. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But because it's in Italian, they don't know one's gonna read it. | ||
| So they just use it as a source, and all of a sudden, hey. | ||
| That's legitimized. | ||
| They have a source. | ||
| This is legitimately happening. | ||
| It's even from Italia. | ||
| So it's basically the magazines you walk by in a shop where it's like, is Britney murdering children? | ||
| Like that kind of thing. | ||
| Yeah, totally. | ||
| And then beyond that, I know what's going to happen already. | ||
| Because there's nothing here. | ||
| Well, yeah, because you've already listened to the episode. | ||
| No, I mean in the future. | ||
| Oh, okay, okay. | ||
| There's nothing here to this story, and Alex is reporting on it as if it is... | ||
| You know, hard truth. | ||
| Breaking news. | ||
| He's going to ignore that it goes nowhere and there's nothing behind it, but he's going to use it as a waypoint in the future. | ||
| He's like, you remember when they broke up that gay cocaine orgy at the Vatican? | ||
| Those people are crazy. | ||
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Oh, yeah, yeah. | |
| No, that's a good one. | ||
| He's just going to use it as an example of something in the future. | ||
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Right, right, right. | |
| Because there's nothing there. | ||
| Anytime the Pope says something that he disagrees with, he's going to be like, look at this guy having cocaine-fueled orgies. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Now, at the same time, I mean, let's not be remiss. | ||
| Vatican has done a lot of really fucked up stuff in the past. | ||
| I mean, if you look at the Borgias, you got some good stuff there. | ||
| But even more currently, they have a very active role in covering up pedophilia by priests and shit like that. | ||
| And they had a Nazi pope for a good long while. | ||
| Indeed. | ||
| So we have no business defending the Vatican or the Catholic organized church. | ||
| No, I'm sure they do have some good orgies from time to time. | ||
| I would assume so. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, you can't take a vow of chastity without, you know... | ||
| Without getting a good orgy in there. | ||
| On the side. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| And not only that, but any time you get a bunch of rich, old dudes, somebody's gonna get fucked. | ||
| So, Leo Zagami is a new name to our listeners. | ||
| Never heard that one before. | ||
| A few things you need to know about Leo Zagami, who's the guy who got interviewed on Infowars on Monday about this very story. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He's probably behind the story in the Italian gossip magazine. | ||
| Gotcha. | ||
| Also, He has been a guest on Project Camelot. | ||
| Excellent. | ||
| Excellent. | ||
| But do you know why? | ||
| It has nothing to do with space. | ||
| Because he's cheating? | ||
| Because Carrie is cheating on me with him? | ||
| It could be. | ||
| No, he claims to be a former member of the actual Illuminati. | ||
| Fucking yes! | ||
| Fuck yes! | ||
| Alex really undersold his credits. | ||
| Tell me more. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Saying a Vatican expert? | ||
| I don't think he wants to get a literal member of the Illuminati in there. | ||
| That's too easy to debunk. | ||
| Leo Zagami, an ex-member of the Masonic Executive Committee of Monte Carlo, was, until recently, a high-level member of the Italian Illuminati. | ||
| He's a 33rd degree Freemason and a senior member of the infamous P2 Lodge. | ||
| He was prince, prepared to take over after the older Illuminati king, Lisio Gieli. | ||
| He was born of a Scottish Sicilian Illuminati aristocratic bloodline, and so has been involved in the Illuminati order since childhood. | ||
| Yes. | ||
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Disgusted by satanic black magic rituals, and with the true intentions of those who regard themselves as the elite controllers of the planet, he has now made the commitment to tell the real story to those who seek the truth, who seek to rule us without the truth I love whenever an organization... | |
| That's Dr. Group all over again. | ||
| ...a shadowy organization that is... | ||
| Non-existent. | ||
| You can just claim fucking anything about it. | ||
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Of course. | |
| Like the Illuminati King? | ||
| Who has ever heard of the Illuminati King? | ||
| Well, you're not on the insides. | ||
| Exactly! | ||
| You don't know? | ||
| No, I got no clue! | ||
| I mean, it's the same magic that Alex pulls with the globalists. | ||
| What about the Illuminati one-eyed Jack? | ||
| Is that still wild? | ||
| He's gone rogue. | ||
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He's still in play, but he is rogue. | |
| Right, right, right. | ||
| So this narrative takes up a bit of the show, and it's utter bullshit. | ||
| And it's coming to Alex from a very disreputable source and another disreputable source, one a human, one a gossip magazine. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Perhaps one and the same. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But Alex is in the middle of this narrative that's been going on for the last week or so about one of the higher-ups in the Australian Catholic Church just got popped for molesting children. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And sure, that is awful. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I'm sure he's done it before and they just moved him the fuck around because they're an evil organization when you get down to it. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| But Alex likes to play this game where he's like, it's like, it's all about this. | ||
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Right. | |
| It's all systematic, organized pedophilia and this guy was just a procurer. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And that sort of thing. | ||
| So he's in the middle of that narrative. | ||
| So this shit pops up and he's just using it to add kindling to the fire of anti-Vatican sentiment. | ||
| It's gold. | ||
| It's great, but it's bullshit. | ||
| This is bullshit. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| The talking about an actual pedophile priest, now that's... | ||
| Which is so fucking frustrating to me, how he claims everybody is a pedophile, and not once does he really get into the pedophiles. | ||
| He does a little bit. | ||
| It's just, I find it somewhat boring to agree with him, and that's why I'm expressing it. | ||
| In this way. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| He does talk about... | ||
| His conclusions about the idea that everything is systematic pedophilia and blackmail related to pedophilia, it diminishes from the reality of the situation, so I don't want to play it like that. | ||
| I don't want to play his statements like that. | ||
| But the fact that he is talking about these priests, good on him. | ||
| I agree with that much of it. | ||
| Or that much of his presentation. | ||
| I wish it was more of a... | ||
| I mean, even after all of the great reporting and all of the shit that we've done, it's not like anybody's taken down the Catholic Church. | ||
| No, that seems very difficult. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| You know why? | ||
| Because it's infiltrated with 33rd degree Scottish Italian judo masons. | ||
| Yeah, does he... | ||
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Judo masons? | |
| Well, he's a 33rd degree Illuminati and black belt. | ||
| That is totally where my mind got off track. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Where else would it go? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So that's not the only narrative that Alex is spinning on this Wednesday show. | ||
| What do you get for being 33? | ||
| I'm 33 right now. | ||
| I got face surgery. | ||
| Yeah, but... | ||
| Jesus got crucified. | ||
| You get free face surgery if you're in the Illuminati. | ||
| I think I might have gotten it free. | ||
| Thanks, Obamacare! | ||
| They didn't charge me anything. | ||
| I don't know if they're going to bill me. | ||
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Eh? | |
| Who cares? | ||
| I shouldn't be talking about that. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| Let's get to this next clip. | ||
| This is Alex complaining about how Tom Brokaw talked shit about him the other day. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| About a week and a half ago or so, Tom Brokaw was on TV. | ||
| And this is Alex complaining about it. | ||
| And also, pay attention to the way that his grievance has something to do with anti-intellectualism and classism that I think is really interesting. | ||
| And we'll discuss it on the other side. | ||
| I mean, when they get Tom Brokaw... | ||
| To go on MSNBC and NBC out of retirement, called in, he admitted, to stand against the great evil. | ||
| The great evil. | ||
| He said we must have courage against the great evil of fake news and Alex Jones. | ||
| That's Twilight Zone. | ||
| And to add a little poison cherry, another little dropping, He left, a little rat, and all his fake, condescending, judgmental, spaced-out verbiage. | ||
| He said, I'm a complete and total racist. | ||
| He used a fancy $10 word, unalloyed. | ||
| And the reason I mention that is he's back on the trail. | ||
| With editorials and interviews saying, call out fake journalist like Alex Jones. | ||
| Please, Tom, continue to call me out, you delusional, warmongering, race-baiting, globalist fossil. | ||
| And I don't mean that disrespectful to our elders. | ||
| Good save. | ||
| I don't know how that works. | ||
| Of thinking. | ||
| I mean, that's all they've got is to say things about me that I never said. | ||
| Little newsflash. | ||
| They're calling somebody deeply racist and they don't show you a quote or a clip. | ||
| You know the person doing that is a race baiter that's even worse than being a racist in my view. | ||
| Race pimp. | ||
| Because they consciously know it's a bunch of bull. | ||
| They're using it to control people. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| But the media has taught people that's powerful. | ||
| No, it's empty. | ||
| The old days, you call somebody a racist with evidence 30, 40 years ago, it would do something. | ||
| No, it wouldn't. | ||
| It was like shooting somebody with.357 Magnum. | ||
| Now it's like throwing a water balloon at somebody. | ||
| That's probably true. | ||
| It doesn't do anything. | ||
| Yeah, but the problem is that it doesn't do anything because of all those years of it not doing anything. | ||
| Yeah, there's a lot of inertia behind it not having any real effect on the world. | ||
| The thing that Alex is most mad about is the use of the word unalloyed. | ||
| He complains about it all the time. | ||
| I don't disagree with him there. | ||
| But it's that anti-intellectualism that's really bothering to me. | ||
| Look at this fucking guy with his word. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Well, I would always go back to Salinger saying that the only reason that you would use a word like that is if you need to be very, very specific. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And if you can, use ten words as opposed to that one big one. | ||
| I don't disagree with you in principle, but he was live on air and he said unalloyed and we gotta deal with it. | ||
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Okay. | |
| I don't think it's worth him complaining for like two weeks about it. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Now, the other thing that I want to bring up is, Alex, you are a racist. | ||
| And we have proof. | ||
| Yeah, if you would like clips of you being a racist, I think we got knowledgefight.com slash racism. | ||
| Actually, Alex, go to knowledgefight.com, support the show. | ||
| Yeah, please. | ||
| Become a policy watch. | ||
| We need some of that pill money. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Even if they don't work. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Knowledgefight.com slash racism. | ||
| I have started compiling just incidents of him being racist. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because he complains all the time that no one has proof. | ||
| We got the proof. | ||
| Yeah, we got plenty of proof on you. | ||
| Plenty of it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So that's kind of busted. | ||
| If you are a media outlet, feel free to use us as a source for calling Alex Jones a racist. | ||
| Yeah, we're available for interviews. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Are we? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I think we are. | ||
| I'm free. | ||
| So the other thing, too, is I just hate this mentality of like... | ||
| Racism is just a word that people use to try and gain power over you. | ||
| That's the weird one. | ||
| I don't understand that. | ||
| Well, it's weird because it's just... | ||
| I mean, it's the last bastion of a racist. | ||
| Hiding behind, like, oh, you're just calling me that to try and take power away from my words. | ||
| But Alex's version of it is always, like, you're calling me this without proof. | ||
| The flip side of it is... | ||
| You call people demons without proof. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| You call people witches. | ||
| Almost every woman he's ever talked about, he's called a witch. | ||
| Pedophiles. | ||
| Pedophiles. | ||
| Lesbians are... | ||
| Draculas. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| All these things. | ||
| If you really want to play that game, Alex, you need more proof. | ||
| You need more proof, baby! | ||
| Yeah, but the problem with that is his claims are so outlandish as to invite... | ||
| You know, indifference as opposed to somebody saying, like, oh, show me proof that I'm a witch. | ||
| If you even ask, if you ask Alex Jones to show you proof that you're a witch, you look like the crazy person. | ||
| Yeah, and I think, to a large degree, that's what's protected him from being sued over the years. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| There is just that, like, what are we doing? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, exactly. | ||
| Why get in the mud? | ||
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Right. | |
| Fuck him. | ||
| And that's why we're at the point we're at, quite frankly. | ||
| I hope he slanders us at some point. | ||
| Oh, that'd be fun. | ||
| I'll sue the shit out of him. | ||
| Nah, I can't afford a lawsuit right now. | ||
| I'll call fucking a pro bono guy. | ||
| Get one of these comics. | ||
| I'll call a pro bono guy. | ||
| Get one of these comics who's a lawyer. | ||
| We got a couple of comic lawyers. | ||
| Oh, that's true. | ||
| Yeah, get one of them to defend us. | ||
| Yeah, have them do a type 5 before they start. | ||
| In front of the jury. | ||
| We wouldn't be defended. | ||
| We'd be the prosecutors. | ||
| I guess we would, yeah. | ||
| We would be the aggrieved party. | ||
| Oh, we would be aggrieved. | ||
| Yeah, definitely. | ||
| So aggrieved. | ||
| But that, like, taking power away from somebody by calling them a racist seems like an insane jump of logic there. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Because I can't imagine a situation where... | ||
| It would actually take power away from somebody. | ||
| Let's play it out. | ||
| You call me racist after I say something that Alex Jones has said in the past. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I've never really seen white people being racist. | ||
| Black people, on the other hand, are very racist. | ||
| Dan, that sounds pretty racist. | ||
| Why are you calling me racist? | ||
| Trying to take away the invalidity of my speech? | ||
| My free speech? | ||
| Well, I mean, I'm calling you racist. | ||
| You call me a racist and then there's just a label on me and then everything I say is racist? | ||
| Well, I mean, kinda, yeah. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I don't have the energy. | ||
| End scene. | ||
| I don't have the energy to keep it up because I agree. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But I think that's what Alex would think. | ||
| If you generalize people by race, it seems to follow that you would then be a racist. | ||
| Now, I think the connotation that he's going for is the, like, you're offensively racist in that you are... | ||
| You know, you're part of the problem that continues oppressing people. | ||
| I think he just thinks it's saying the N-word. | ||
| I think that's all he thinks he has to do. | ||
| I think actually that's... | ||
| Is not say the N-word and he's cool. | ||
| I think that's most racists. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| Anyway, these fake allegations of racism that are being thrown around like water balloons... | ||
| Willy nilly with no proof. | ||
| You might think that there's no consequences to them, but Alex Jones thinks that they are, quote... | ||
| A sign of the downfall of Christendom. | ||
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| And we really see, before I get all this news, the failure of Christendom here. | ||
| It was Christianity and it was Western Europe that banned slavery worldwide, except for in Islamic countries and some areas of Africa, curtailed about 95%. | ||
| It was Christianity that first looked at itself and said, what we're doing is wrong. | ||
| Yikes. | ||
| And so they've used the globalists, the leftists, the social engineers, they've used our instincts to be open and loving and have a good society against us. | ||
| You know, you can look at areas of Latin America, you can look at areas of Asia, you can look at areas of Africa, it doesn't matter. | ||
| And they can look at tribal lines where the tribes are genetically basically identical in areas of Africa. | ||
| The sociologists, the anthropologists have done this, but they're Christian. | ||
| They're super prosperous, have industry, have technology, have medicine, and then you'll have Muslims right across the river, or animists, rock worshippers, plant worshippers, and they will always be in total barbarism. | ||
| Christianity, for all its faults in actual deployment, the idea of New Testament Christianity creates civilization. | ||
| Yikes. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| I like his modifier of New Testament Christianity, considering the fact that it was the Old Testament that was used to justify slavery. | ||
| And so much of Alex Jones' mentality comes from the demiurge, perhaps, of the Old Testament. | ||
| Yeah, I would say a lot of New Testament Christianity is... | ||
| A helpful thing. | ||
| I would also say that... | ||
| Not a lot of those letters, though. | ||
| Oh, yeah, no. | ||
| If we're talking about just the... | ||
| I'm going by Gospels, and even then I'm going by... | ||
| The synoptic Gospels. | ||
| Yeah, I'm going by very, very small parts of those Gospels still. | ||
| And let's cut out Revelation, too, while we're at it, because that's wild. | ||
| No, that shit's great. | ||
| That's fanfic, man. | ||
| That's some good shit. | ||
| That's a John of Patmos fever dream. | ||
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| That's nonsense. | ||
| I disagree wholeheartedly that New Testament Christianity is the font of civilization. | ||
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I do. | |
| I do, too. | ||
| That's not racist, per se, but it's... | ||
| I think it is. | ||
| It's prejudice. | ||
| I think it comes from a very racist... | ||
| Because anytime you're saying Christendom... | ||
| Christendom. | ||
| And West. | ||
| You are... | ||
| The West. | ||
| Who fucking spread Christendom? | ||
| Who subjugated people using Christendom? | ||
| Probably nationalists. | ||
| People who love free market. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Second Amendment people. | ||
| If you recall, the Spanish Inquisition was all about the Second Amendment. | ||
| And prosperity. | ||
| Yeah, they just wanted them Jews out. | ||
| I think that you all... | ||
| I mean, not you, but I think Alex is missing a very important piece of it, too. | ||
| That is, if you take these two tribes... | ||
| And one of them is Christian and one of them is an animist, let's say. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Generally speaking, the one who's Christian will have had an oppressive, violent interaction with white people who have forced them to become Christian. | ||
| And maybe that informs their building of civilization that mirrors the West. | ||
| Generally speaking. | ||
| And possibly there are a bunch of tribal civilizations that are Muslim, that are animist, that are... | ||
| Tree worshippers, as Alex might say, that have beautiful civilizations that you're just not willing to recognize as civilizations because you're caught up in your... | ||
| Prosperity of the West bullshit. | ||
| I mean, just go back to fucking Shinto and Buddhism. | ||
| All of those areas sure seem to do alright for themselves without the whole Jesus bullshit. | ||
| Not civilization. | ||
| Oh, I didn't realize that. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Are we just talking about Jesus equals civilization and that's it? | ||
| That's a one-to-one. | ||
| He basically just said that. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| I mean, I guess that's not fair. | ||
| I want to be totally... | ||
| Isn't it? | ||
| I want to be totally fair to us because he is saying... | ||
| That the New Testament Christianity is what leads to civilization. | ||
| But in perfect fairness to the literal words he said, he didn't say that there's no other way to it. | ||
| He was just saying that Muslims ain't doing it. | ||
| Yeah, there we go. | ||
| Which is maybe... | ||
| Which is insane! | ||
| He never said that Buddhists can't. | ||
| If it weren't for Muslims, we would have... | ||
| Fuck all. | ||
| And Alex would have not much of a show. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, that's a good point. | ||
| He owes a lot of his money to Muslim baiting viewers. | ||
| So he's thrilled that they exist. | ||
| Yeah, he should be very grateful for Muslims. | ||
| I'd love for him to do it. | ||
| In the same way that Jesus should be very grateful for Judas, because without Judas, fucking he's got no story. | ||
| They were in on it together. | ||
| We all know that. | ||
| So here is Alex also expressing some beliefs, some feelings that make me Pretty comfortable saying that he has some real serious problems with racism. | ||
| Christians forced the end of slavery. | ||
| Christians forced the end of segregation. | ||
| Christians actually did have the, quote, white man's burden. | ||
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. | |
| It's arrogant and bad and everything because the industrialists and globalists did not want that. | ||
| They did not want to treat people equally. | ||
| So they came in, took over that movement, hypered it up into political correctness as political control to turn everybody into their own racial ghettos and groups. | ||
| I never heard it, saw it. | ||
| You grew up in fucking Texas. | ||
| By all sides. | ||
| Again, this is the victory of social engineering. | ||
| That's all it is, man. | ||
| It's the victory of social engineering. | ||
| So wait, is he saying that now racism is everywhere? | ||
| And back in the 60s in Dallas. | ||
| And back then, it was not. | ||
| Well, I mean, himself, he said that he was the victim of black-on-white racism as a child, so that even flies contrary to his... | ||
| Yeah, even his own bullshit lies contradict his new bullshit lies. | ||
| Yeah, but I mean, you have heard him say things like that before. | ||
| It's like, back in the day, there wasn't racism. | ||
| Like, that is the old-timiest, whitest thing you can fucking say. | ||
| Yeah, I never saw it because I was surrounded by white people only. | ||
| Right. | ||
| How can you possibly say that racism wasn't around in the 60s? | ||
| In Dallas. | ||
| That's the most insane thing to say. | ||
| Utterly nonsensical. | ||
| But, I mean, you know, I think that it's possible that from the age that he was sort of formative, he was able to really experience the world. | ||
| He's had a lot of bullshit things in his head. | ||
| Maybe some of these... | ||
| He read that none dare call it a conspiracy when he was 12. So if you think that the globalist narrative has been in his head since 12, he might have thought he didn't experience racism. | ||
| He might have just justified it as, once again, globalism. | ||
| The way he does as an adult man. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| So, I mean, that's possible, but that doesn't mean that he didn't experience racism. | ||
| It just means that... | ||
| He didn't particularly care, and it was... | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| So, Alex has another story that he wants to get into on this July 5th episode. | ||
| Fucking no. | ||
| No, Christians, no. | ||
| No. | ||
| Christians do not get to take credit for ending fucking anything. | ||
| No. | ||
| Christians get to take credit for starting all of this shit, and not necessarily starting slavery. | ||
| Like, that's been a thing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I can think of no examples before Christianity. | ||
| Now racism is everywhere. | ||
| I'll tell you that right now. | ||
| Back in the good old 300 AD, there was no racism at all. | ||
| Not a one. | ||
| And then Christians, you know, after the Council of Trent, racism is everywhere. | ||
| Everywhere. | ||
| Can't stop it. | ||
| Also, I think it's kind of disempowering to the people who are fighting against segregation to say that Christians did it. | ||
| It might be incidental that some people were Christians, but it was largely oppressed classes that were fighting for their own rights. | ||
| Yeah, Dr. King was Christian, but he wasn't fighting because he was Christian. | ||
| He's also fairly socialist. | ||
| He's super socialist. | ||
| Let's not talk about that. | ||
| And really anti-war. | ||
| Super anti-war. | ||
| Let's not talk about that. | ||
| Yeah, we don't need to talk about that. | ||
| So in this next clip, Alex wants to talk a little bit about the Olympics, because they're coming up. | ||
| I bet he has nothing racist to say about that. | ||
| Regulations look like. | ||
| They've officially said men can compete as women. | ||
| Women compete as men. | ||
| But in every sport but shooting, every sport but shooting, men are faster, stronger, and will win in every group. | ||
| I mean, it's not even debatable. | ||
| The Olympic men out there, 99.999999999% of men can't compete. | ||
| It's mainly genetic. | ||
| A lot of them have extra chromosomes and stuff. | ||
| There's a lot of disorders where you get extra chromosomes, folks. | ||
| You're not mentally retarded. | ||
| You're Superman. | ||
| You also tend to, you know, strangle your wife and children or whatever. | ||
| But the point is that a lot of those guys are superhuman. | ||
| You're going to stack them up against women when a lot of the women have extra Ys or extra Xs. | ||
| There's all these different disorders. | ||
| I mean, those aren't normal people to begin with. | ||
| That's one of the most confusing rambles that I've ever heard on this show. | ||
| Okay, so... | ||
| Do you think you can parse that? | ||
| I get where he's coming from. | ||
| There have been a few athletes, especially women, who have been... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| That's a whole thing that I can't really parse. | ||
| Because there are a lot of... | ||
| The Olympic Committee has forced genetic testing on people now. | ||
| Genetic testing on women. | ||
| For some reason, they don't feel the need to do it on men. | ||
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Odd. | |
| Odd. | ||
| Probably a coincidence. | ||
| But there are female athletes who have had a lot of testosterone in their system because of that additional chromosome. | ||
| Or they might be taking super male vitality. | ||
| Or they could be taking super female vitality, as Alex Jones does. | ||
| Any of these things are possible. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| But... | ||
| And that is its own form of prejudice there. | ||
| The idea of an equal playing field is both ridiculous and impossible. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| And I assume that's what he's talking about when he says men can compete as women and women can compete as men? | ||
| It's trans stuff. | ||
| Oh, fuck me. | ||
| In 2016, it was female to male transgender folk can compete as male. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And now they've made it so the other way is okay as well. | ||
| Yeah, I would say that's fine. | ||
| I don't really care either. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If everybody's fine with it, everybody should be fine with it. | ||
| Alex, you are not an athlete. | ||
| Well, he's making the same dumb argument that John McEnroe recently made about Serena Williams where he said she would be 700th on the men's tour. | ||
| Bullshit. | ||
| Yeah, well, who the fuck cares? | ||
| No, she would destroy pretty much all the men. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I mean, I don't know. | ||
| I'm pretty sure. | ||
| I have no... | ||
| I don't think it matters. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| I don't care particularly, but I think she would be... | ||
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Yeah, I think she's... | |
| Agassi? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I mean, like, then you get into just average power. | ||
| Like, how hard do you hit the ball? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, who gives a shit at all? | ||
| She is the best female tennis player in the history of the game. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Ever. | ||
| So who the fuck cares? | ||
| Like, what do you want? | ||
| What do you want? | ||
| Her to play against Federer? | ||
| She's not going to win against Federer, but who cares? | ||
| Maybe she would. | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| No. | ||
| It wouldn't matter. | ||
| Fucking nobody's going to win. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know enough about tennis. | ||
| Like, Rafa beat Federer all the time. | ||
| You know, Djokovic is great. | ||
| I love tennis, by the way. | ||
| I'm a huge tennis fan. | ||
| I bet the female World Cup soccer team could beat the male soccer team. | ||
| Yeah, probably. | ||
| So there we go. | ||
| There's another one. | ||
| But again. | ||
| Curling. | ||
| Again. | ||
| Curling. | ||
| Who the fuck cares? | ||
| Curling, my friend. | ||
| Like, it just doesn't make any sense. | ||
| Modern pentathlon. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I'm just naming events now. | ||
| You're just naming random events. | ||
| Yeah, obscure events. | ||
| Decathlons. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I guess the only reason that it's important to keep that clip in there, and the reason I cut it out, was, like, Alex is, he's all about exclusion. | ||
| And it is really just, that's what motivates him. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| In this sense. | ||
| It's just like, oh, I gotta keep these people out. | ||
| These people I think are weird. | ||
| But then, in saying that, he's talking about how weird he thinks these athletes are. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Who's like, oh, they're not real. | ||
| They're genetic freaks! | ||
| Which, to me, sounds like he's just jealous. | ||
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Maybe. | |
| He's like, I could never compete with anybody, so it must be that everybody... | ||
| It's the same bullshit that you get from people who say, like, oh, the reason black people are good at sports is because they have more... | ||
| Fast-twitch fiber or whatever. | ||
| There's a little of that in there. | ||
| Or they were bred as slaves to be strong. | ||
| They should bank us. | ||
| Yeah, like, fuck you. | ||
| Yeah, let's get out of this. | ||
| So the next story that Alex wants to talk about is fears about North Korea. | ||
| You know, you got that? | ||
| There are a lot of legitimate fears to have. | ||
| I'm assuming that he's going to go directly for their burgeoning nuclear power, right? | ||
| Let's see where he goes. | ||
| But let me start getting to this, and then I'm going to get into North Korea as well after Stone leaves us, but that's a big issue right there. | ||
| People have been hearing about it forever. | ||
| But just because you hear about getting cancer when you're a little kid, and you think, oh, that'll never happen to me, and then you're 60 years old and you get it, it's been almost 60 years since the ceasefire in Korea. | ||
| And all the experts agree, it's pregnant for war, Kim Jong-un's out of control. | ||
| He's disconnected from reality. | ||
| China has no control anymore. | ||
| He's firing missiles at everybody, threatening to nuke everybody. | ||
| Japan doesn't ever evacuate major cities, and neither does South Korea. | ||
| They've been evacuating for weeks. | ||
| The weapons are building up. | ||
| I'm going to get to that. | ||
| I'm going to talk about what a strike on North Korea will look like. | ||
| Believe me, they're going to roll out the high-powered radiation weapons. | ||
| He's going to jerk off about this. | ||
| They've got radiation beams. | ||
| They've got... | ||
| I mean, they got some sci-fi. | ||
| When I say they, the globalists that have been running this country, that's why they're so upset that Trump is now in power of all that, and they've got agencies desperately trying to keep their people in so Trump doesn't become aware of all this stuff and have a chance to audit it at all. | ||
| This is number... | ||
| 75,000 on the list of reasons the globalists are mad about Trump. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He has so many fucking reasons. | ||
| I didn't know that it was because radiation beam weapon technology doesn't want the public to know about it. | ||
| These globalists are trying to keep that secret. | ||
| And if we do have radiation beam technology... | ||
| I'm way on board for keeping Trump from knowing about it. | ||
| Oh, sure. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We do not need that. | ||
| No, there are plenty of reasons also for me to just be unhappy about Trump being president. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Let alone fake ones. | ||
| Like, we have sci-fi weapons. | ||
| Yeah, I mean... | ||
| He should probably stick to the, he's trying to bring back prosperity, globalists don't want that. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| That's a good baseline. | ||
| Not super magic weapons. | ||
| When you're trying to hot dog and get fancy with the neutron beam weapons and what have you, it's just, come on, man. | ||
| Fun stuff, though. | ||
| Yeah, it is. | ||
| And he doesn't really ever get back to any real talk about North Korea, which is kind of fun. | ||
| Him saying, oh, we'll get to it. | ||
| He doesn't. | ||
| No. | ||
| Roger Stone does come on, and they talk shit on Joe Scarborough. | ||
| Because, yeah, yeah. | ||
| North Korea is now a nuclear power, but Joe Scarborough is the one we gotta get to. | ||
| They spend a good, like, 20 minutes talking about how Joe Scarborough is a creep and Mika's an asshole. | ||
| Joe Scarborough is probably a creep. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| Mika's probably an asshole. | ||
| Who fucking cares? | ||
| Right, but here's the fun thing. | ||
| Roger Stone has it from real good sources that the reason Joe Scarborough's pissed off is that he wanted to run for president. | ||
| And then Trump started to pick up heat, and he's like, I can't do this. | ||
| I can't get in the game. | ||
| So then he was like, I'd be a perfect VP, and Trump snubbed it. | ||
| And so now he's super mad, and he wants to take down Trump. | ||
| So he's making up all this stuff about the Enquirer and what have you. | ||
| He's like, guys, just let it go. | ||
| No one really likes Joe Scarborough. | ||
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No. | |
| You're just attacking... | ||
| Who's going to bat for... | ||
| Here's why you go to bat for Joe Scarborough. | ||
| The president is blackmailing TV. | ||
| Yeah, on principle. | ||
| That's very, very bad. | ||
| On principle, I'm very against that. | ||
| Still don't like Joe Starber. | ||
| Yeah, no. | ||
| You can hate everybody involved. | ||
| And you can recognize that Trump is far worse than everybody else involved. | ||
| I'm sure a lot of Joe McCarthy's victims were like... | ||
| Dicks. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I bet there are a bunch of people I wouldn't want to hang out with. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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But at the same time, they're being railroaded by- Dan, that's code for Jews and you know it. | |
| That's why you got blacklisted in Hollywood in the 50s. | ||
| Alex is rubbing off on me. | ||
| So, you know, they do that. | ||
| And Alex doesn't get back to the North Korea stuff because he has bigger fish to fry. | ||
| That can't be! | ||
| There's much bigger fish. | ||
| This is like a huge bass compared to the guppy. | ||
| That is, North Korean nuclear war. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| This is the main thing that Alex is talking about today, and surprise, is a load of shit. | ||
| It blackmails creator of Trump's CNN meme. | ||
| It's clearly a joke in response to CNN's hosts saying kill Trump, their guests saying kill Trump, financing plays where Trump's killed, Kathy Griffin simulating his murder. | ||
| All these politicians calling for Trump's death, saying somebody should kill him. | ||
| The media celebrating people that try to kill him. | ||
| Calling for all this violence. | ||
| I'm guessing Maladia probably said somebody should kill Trump. | ||
| And then you have a fun little smackdown deal based on a fake fight with Vince McMahon and Donald Trump years ago. | ||
| And then they say, we forced him and we threatened him. | ||
| I'll play one of the clips now. | ||
| We told him. | ||
| This anonymous Reddit user that if you didn't apologize and pull it and tell folks to pull it that we would destroy you and say you're racist because you're on Reddit. | ||
| That's not why. | ||
| So they follow the threat, they remove it with lawyer speak. | ||
| What? | ||
| In a statement. | ||
| Now look, you can say we're going to expose you and then hope somebody takes it down. | ||
| But no, they said, you take this down or we're going to expose you. | ||
| And we know this because CNN bragged about it breathlessly the last two days and had at their top story and way down at the bottom was the emergency meetings of the U.N. and North Korea threatening to nuke Seoul, South Korea and Japan and threatening to hit Alaska. | ||
| All that insane news wasn't even there because it was all Trump and how he was evil. | ||
| Here's a clip. | ||
| Sounds like your show. | ||
| CNN's New Day. | ||
| CNN promised not to identify pro-Trump Reddit user if he apologized. | ||
| So we won't come after you. | ||
| If you remove your free speech, pure bullying, Paul Watson has an article linking to federal and state law where it's racketeering, it's intimidation, it's coercion, it's a terroristic threat. | ||
| This is a big bullying terrorist organization, in my view. | ||
| We will suicide bomb Reddit. | ||
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Okay, so another issue that came up here. | |
| Something remarkable I thought happened yesterday. | ||
| I thought it was remarkable that CNN found the Reddit user who created the gif of Donald Trump in the wrestling video. | ||
| And where he punches CNN. | ||
| So the investigative team went back and found the guy who first created this. | ||
| He took credit for it. | ||
| And then here comes the remarkable part. | ||
| He apologized. | ||
| He apologized for having done this. | ||
| How often do you hear someone who creates a video that goes viral then say this? | ||
| This is what he told CNN. | ||
| I would like to apologize for the posts made that were racist, bigoted, and anti-Semitic. | ||
| These are the other posts that were on his account. | ||
| I am in no way this kind of person. | ||
| I would never support any kind of violence or actions against others simply for what they believe in, nor would I carry out any violence against anyone based upon that or support anyone who did. | ||
| He went on. | ||
| He was so... | ||
| But then why is there so much stuff on his account? | ||
| He deleted it. | ||
| Let's stop right there. | ||
| We gotta go to break. | ||
| Yeah, let's definitely stop right there. | ||
| Don't follow up on that. | ||
| If they want to set the precedent, see he apologizes, he admits it's wrong, and then mix a bunch of things like anti-Semitism into it, who knows if that's even a real account or a real person? | ||
| Great. | ||
| You could fucking Google it! | ||
| Yeah, so this is all a load of shit. | ||
| I think my biggest problem with the CNN meme is that Trump was actually in that meme. | ||
| Yeah, he was in the WWE. | ||
| That is an actual WWE... | ||
| That guy's our president now. | ||
| He and Vince McMahon had a match where they each chose a surrogate, and I believe it was at WrestleMania, and the loser, whoever their wrestler lost, they had to shave their head. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I'm guessing Trump's head didn't get shaved. | ||
| Did not. | ||
| No. | ||
| I don't believe so. | ||
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No. | |
| That was contingent upon his being part of it. | ||
| That was definitely in his contract. | ||
| I have literally... | ||
| Don't touch my fake hair. | ||
| I have literally zero problem with Trump being in the WWE. | ||
| No, that's great. | ||
| I have a huge problem with him then becoming president. | ||
| If it weren't the exact person of Donald Trump, totally agree. | ||
| Or no, I totally disagree with you. | ||
| I think it's totally fine. | ||
| It's showmanship. | ||
| It's nonsense. | ||
| I don't think it has anything to do with who you are as a person. | ||
| Like, Jon Stewart has gone and done a couple things. | ||
| Jon Stewart Mill? | ||
| No. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| The Daily Show's Jon Stewart. | ||
| He hit John Cena with a chair. | ||
| It was great. | ||
| It was a lot of fun. | ||
| Yeah, that is so much fun. | ||
| He shouldn't be fucking president, though! | ||
| So in 2008, it was Barack Obama, John McCain, Hillary Clinton. | ||
| They all appeared on the Titantron to give a speech to the Raw Nation. | ||
| To the WWE Nation. | ||
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Great. | |
| They gave a... | ||
| Presentable, I would imagine. | ||
| Some better than others. | ||
| Yeah, well, we know who is the worst. | ||
| At the same time, they appeared on WWE. | ||
| And I don't really think, I understand that there's a difference between having a head-shaving match. | ||
| Did Obama pile-drive Vince McMahon? | ||
| No, but if he had five years earlier or ten years earlier, when he wasn't involved in politics or something like that, I don't think I'd really care that much. | ||
| I would. | ||
| Alright, well, you're a square and a cuck. | ||
| Be that as it may. | ||
| You should have called me a racist to take the power away from my words. | ||
| I thought that's what I did with cuck. | ||
| Oh, well, fair enough. | ||
| So the bigger picture is that this guy, this Reddit user... | ||
| Who went by the name of Han Asshole Solo. | ||
| Which is a terrible pun. | ||
| He should have gone with Han Ass Solo or Han Assholo or any number of... | ||
| There's so many better puns. | ||
| So many better puns. | ||
| So he was a guy who posted this meme and the president retweeted it. | ||
| And the situation goes that people started to look into his Reddit past and they found a bunch of really bigoted memes that he'd created. | ||
| Who would have guessed? | ||
| The one that got the heaviest circulation was a picture of tons of CNN employees with Star of David on them. | ||
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That's right. | |
| He made sure everybody knew how many people at CNN were Jewish. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And then was like, is this a coincidence? | ||
| Did he mention any other kind of faith-based? | ||
| Nope, just Jewish? | ||
| Just Jews. | ||
| Just wanted to make sure everybody knew who's Jewish. | ||
| He kind of wanted to keep a registry of Jews. | ||
| Yeah, he wanted you to be aware of which ones were which. | ||
| And mark their pictures. | ||
| Oh, absolutely. | ||
| In a very reminiscent way. | ||
| It reminds me of something. | ||
| I'm not sure why. | ||
| You always want to know where Jews are, just in case. | ||
| They're wily. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Gotta keep an eye on them. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| He was one of them. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, this guy, he posts this anti-Semitic shit. | ||
| And that's what people are talking about. | ||
| They're not talking about Trump's meme being anti-Semitic. | ||
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No. | |
| They're talking about his history that is very easy to find on Reddit. | ||
| Because it's fucking Reddit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So people started to dig into that, and that got a little bit of momentum. | ||
| They're like, holy shit, this guy the president just retweeted his neo-Nazi tendencies. | ||
| What the fuck is going on here? | ||
| So, one thing that people need to be keenly aware of is your internet history that's public. | ||
| It gives a lot of clues about who you are. | ||
| I could probably go through a ton of people's Reddit past and find their posts and, with a reasonable certainty, figure out who they are. | ||
| And that's what CNN did. | ||
| Right. | ||
| They have a whole department that does stuff like that. | ||
| Researchers. | ||
| Some sort of investigative department. | ||
| Like journalists do. | ||
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Yes. | |
| Strange. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't understand. | ||
| I've been listening to too much Infowars with you. | ||
| I don't believe that that exists. | ||
| That a process exists? | ||
| No. | ||
| Wrong. | ||
| So they dig in. | ||
| They figure out, based on clues, who this guy is, based on his Reddit history, they were able to connect to a Facebook page. | ||
| Oh, that's the same guy. | ||
| They were able to match it. | ||
| And they tried to get in touch with him and were unsuccessful. | ||
| The first volley. | ||
| After they reached out to try and get in touch with him, of his own accord, he made that apology post and got in touch with CNN and spoke with them. | ||
| At that point, he had already made his apology. | ||
| They didn't bully him into it. | ||
| He did that of his own accord. | ||
| And they were gracious. | ||
| In being like, we will keep your privacy intact as a good faith kind of thing. | ||
| In the story that they wrote about his apology, how he reached out to them, they said, we reserve the right to reveal his identity if he doesn't stop doing this shit. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| And everyone takes that as blackmail. | ||
| And to me, how I hear that, they went above and beyond by not revealing it. | ||
| It's a story. | ||
| They have every right to give away his identity. | ||
| He made a meme that essentially got a lot of the people who reported on it threatened. | ||
| There was a guy who had a long thread on Twitter where he posted a bunch of screencaps of, I hope you die, I'm gonna come find your children type stuff. | ||
| Anna Navarro posted a screenshot of someone threatening to kill her children. | ||
| These are things that happen when there are crazy people out there. | ||
| It's just something that journalists have to deal with. | ||
| And when you create a violent tone towards them, as our world has in the last six months, certainly, it's gotten much worse. | ||
| Body slamming them, what have you. | ||
| You're creating trouble. | ||
| Were it not for the context that we live in now, that would be a fun, silly meme. | ||
| Yeah, maybe. | ||
| Yeah, I think that would be if Trump did not constantly threaten the free press. | ||
| And call them the enemy of the people. | ||
| If the free press were not constantly under death threats, were not constantly under attack, at this point, from all sides, really, then that would be a fun, like, oh, look at it! | ||
| It's silly! | ||
| It's fucking stupid! | ||
| Yeah, look at that! | ||
| It's fun! | ||
| No, now that is a perfect metaphor for the world that we live in. | ||
| Yeah, and I don't think that by posting a meme like that, the guy did anything illegal, certainly. | ||
| He's well within his right. | ||
| But... | ||
| It is a nice reminder that there are legitimate... | ||
| What is that guy's name? | ||
| Han Asshole Solo. | ||
| Now, somebody's doxed him by now. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I haven't looked into that. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| I don't want to know who he is, and I don't want to feed into that. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Although I did see people posting screenshots from various message boards of complete doxing information of... | ||
| CNN employees, wives' names, phone numbers, office addresses, and stuff like that. | ||
| So, I mean, the retaliatory stuff online is, I mean, just because we don't hear about every piece of it, it's way worse than we're aware of. | ||
| But still, I think he has the right to do it, but there are consequences to your actions. | ||
| And, you know, you blew it. | ||
| With the president retweeting you. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Because you could fly under the radar if that hadn't happened. | ||
| If you're on Reddit, you know, you're missing the forest for the trees there. | ||
| You know, whatever. | ||
| What everybody else is missing in terms of forest tree action is that his apology has a very important piece to it that Alex doesn't talk about. | ||
| I'm not sure if the CNN coverage really covered it that well. | ||
| But one of the pieces of it was he was talking about how... | ||
| to making these memes and trying to shock and amuse these reddit communities like the Donald and what have you. | ||
| And as best I can tell from the apology that he wrote, it was a moment where he realized the reality of what he's doing doesn't exist just inside this bubble of reddit users. | ||
| There's real world consequences to stuff. | ||
| And he realized, I have... | ||
| I have a bit of a problem with this. | ||
| And that is a message that needs to be spread far and wide. | ||
| So his apology... | ||
| I think we've lost friendships over meme addiction, essentially. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, so his argument for what he's done... | ||
| Is that what he was doing is just doing it for the likes. | ||
| For the lows. | ||
| No, not that. | ||
| He was doing it because they were reinforcing it. | ||
| And if you're addicted to upvotes, then yeah, you're going to keep finding ways to give those people what they want. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's why Milo Yiannopoulos had a career. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The only problem there is no. | ||
| No. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You are a racist. | ||
| Well, if you put together a chart of every fucking Jewish employee that you can find at CNN and put a Star of David next to them, fuck you. | ||
| Your apology means fuck all to me. | ||
| Your apology is done. | ||
| I don't care if you claim I would never do that shit. | ||
| No, you are a racist. | ||
| My position on it, and this is not a firm position, because I'm not sure about it. | ||
| I don't really know. | ||
| If meme addiction would work the same as other addictions. | ||
| But, you know, if someone's using and they're like a cokehead or, you know, they're on crack, they're going to do things that are outside of their morality. | ||
| They're going to do things that are outside of who they are as a person. | ||
| And once they get help and grow through the recovery process, they aren't the same person. | ||
| And maybe there's a possibility that that same thing is true of this version of internet addiction. | ||
| It might be possible. | ||
| You could say the same thing is true of racism, though. | ||
| You could say the same thing is true of once he goes through therapy and figures shit out, then maybe he will discover that he has grown as a person and doesn't exhibit those racist behaviors. | ||
| But you can't just fucking apologize as if that means anything. | ||
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Maybe. | |
| I agree with you, big picture, but where I'm going to draw a line is I don't think you hear a lot of apologies that are that introspective. | ||
| True. | ||
| I think that... | ||
| And I'm not... | ||
| I mean, he might have been bullshitting, too. | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| Well, if you can make a meme, obviously you can write a cogent apology. | ||
| That's just a fact. | ||
| If you take it at face value as sincere and honest, which I might as well. | ||
| I have no idea who Han Asshole Solo is. | ||
| I got no idea about the meme. | ||
| Now, admittedly... | ||
| Now, here's the thing. | ||
| If you are against people doxing people on your side, you also have to be against being doxed if they're on the other side. | ||
| I'm against all of it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| When we live in this world of such interconnectedness, it is like, if you even give somebody's name, I instantly know... | ||
| Everything about that person. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I know where he lives. | ||
| I know his friends. | ||
| I know his wife. | ||
| I know all of this shit. | ||
| Just putting a guy's Facebook profile out there means you've been doxxed. | ||
| You can gather a ton of information. | ||
| And our names are public. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So we're doxxing ourselves just by existing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I get that, but... | ||
| But in the same way, I never put together a fucking picture with every CNN's Jewish employee there. | ||
| And we don't hide behind fake names and what have you. | ||
| Look, it's a complicated issue. | ||
| Yeah, when I say, I'm Jordan, I am not... | ||
| That's actually my name. | ||
| All right, Peter. | ||
| I'm not going to give out my last name, though. | ||
| All right, Peter, whatever. | ||
| My last name is Assholo. | ||
| So we're going to get back to CNN stuff a little bit later, but Alex takes a brief... | ||
| Derivation. | ||
| Goes down a little side path. | ||
| And he wants to tell you all about the war that's going on against ISIS. | ||
| And he has a very interesting theory that I can neither prove or disprove. | ||
| As with most great theories. | ||
| My gut tells me it's not true. | ||
| This is my gut talking. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I'll let you decide. | ||
| ISIS cornered in Mosul. | ||
| As Iraq prepares victory celebrations. | ||
| That's right, Trump and our U.S. military, but his leadership, has almost smashed ISIS that Obama and the globalists created. | ||
| Checks out. | ||
| And so, now it's coming time for Assad to do what he said he'd do to the U.S. military five years ago. | ||
| In secret negotiations, I first broke, Cy Hearst confirmed, on this show, three years later, gave us the credit, not bragging, it's just... | ||
| We're the opposite of fake news is why they're so scared of us and lie about us and say things we didn't say. | ||
| Because we have the sources that came on who had the courage. | ||
| We have the platform. | ||
| We'll put it out. | ||
| That Obama and NATO were behind the whole Arab Spring, the whole invasion force, all of it. | ||
| Our military set aside. | ||
| You want to go back to England, don't you? | ||
| You weren't even raised here. | ||
| Your dad was a dictator. | ||
| You're trying to democratize. | ||
| They use that as a way to take over your country. | ||
| Not you. | ||
| Agree to leave and hold elections when we kick ISIS-Al Qaeda out, and we will not help Al Qaeda and ISIS take over. | ||
| That was our military's compromise against Obama. | ||
| And now we're here five years later, and it's time for Assad, he made that agreement, to begin to segue out. | ||
| That's the agreement he made. | ||
| And that's what Trump is with Assad. | ||
| You want to know the inside baseball? | ||
| That's it. | ||
| Is that really the right thing to do? | ||
| They didn't start the war? | ||
| Well, the Russians are there, and they made that agreement with us, bilaterally. | ||
| I guess trilaterally, three countries involved. | ||
| So, Jordan, how say you on that? | ||
| I mean, only time will tell. | ||
| It feels like he probably didn't make that agreement. | ||
| My gut says no. | ||
| Mainly because he's still bombing his own people? | ||
| Seems to enjoy it. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, it's like a meme addiction, really. | ||
| Really, yeah. | ||
| When you really get into murdering your own people, it's tough to give that away. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You get a taste for it, and then you need it next thing you know. | ||
| I mean, his dad was in power from 1971 to 2000. | ||
| He was a dictator. | ||
| He was. | ||
| He was a dictator. | ||
| And then Assad was in power from 2000 on. | ||
| He's been in power for 17 years. | ||
| Well, he's been a secret patriot. | ||
| Right. | ||
| As we all know. | ||
| He's a sleeper. | ||
| He grew up in England. | ||
| He doesn't want to do this. | ||
| He made that agreement against Obama? | ||
| No, no. | ||
| Assad? | ||
| And our military... | ||
| Yeah, our military. | ||
| And Russia. | ||
| Not Obama. | ||
| And Russia. | ||
| Our military, who were secretly given... | ||
| They did it in secret? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They had to have done it in secret because Obama didn't negotiate that treaty. | ||
| In concert with the Russians. | ||
| In concert with the Russians. | ||
| The Russians and our military went rogue on Obama and made a deal with Assad that is secret and still the only person who has the balls to talk about it. | ||
| It's Alex Jones. | ||
| It seems like that would be the single greatest deal that anybody could have made regarding Syria, at least for, you know, comparatively speaking. | ||
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Whoa. | |
| Assad needs to fucking go. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I don't think he thinks that. | ||
| I don't think he thinks that either. | ||
| My gut tells me. | ||
| I think he thinks he owns Syria and gets to do whatever the fuck he wants. | ||
| Maybe because it's been his entire life. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| That has been the case. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I think that when you are the child of a dictator and you become a dictator yourself, there's a certain standard of living that you're used to that going to England just isn't going to satisfy. | ||
| I mean, if he could take his billions of dollars and go to England and probably set up shop the same way. | ||
| I wouldn't go to England. | ||
| I'd probably go to an island. | ||
| I would get the fuck on an island. | ||
| I'd get an armored redoubt that Alex Jones likes to talk about all the time. | ||
| Yeah, I think that's a bunch of horse shit. | ||
| So if Assad doesn't do that, I'm assuming that means he was not a secret patriot. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He was a secret, secret globalist. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I would assume that is the only conclusion we can draw. | ||
| Or the Russians and Assad did a double cross on our military that was working against our president. | ||
| Military! | ||
| No insane, like, no rogue general would ever think that they could negotiate a treaty with both Assad and Russia. | ||
| And pull it off. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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No. | |
| Come on. | ||
| This is gonna work. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Is this military's 11? | ||
| Like, what's going on here? | ||
| This goes back to one of Alex's, like, little things that he likes to talk about, about Colonel Schaefer and Mike Flynn saying that they won't be ISIS's air force. | ||
| And, of course, Colonel Klink. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Colonel Schaefer is as legit as Colonel Clint. | ||
| So that's a bunch of bullshit, but we gotta move on to this next clip. | ||
| This is where Alex complains about how crazy his job is. | ||
| Which, I mean, we can all relate. | ||
| Wait, he's complaining about his gig? | ||
| It's fucking crazy. | ||
| Hey, it's gotta tear on everybody. | ||
| But it's got its perks. | ||
| Now, imagine my job. | ||
| I'm not complaining. | ||
| He's gonna take over Syria. | ||
| But imagine my job. | ||
| This is just what I'm looking at on the tops of my stacks. | ||
| That I haven't read. | ||
| Gay orgy and cocaine at the Inquisition's headquarters at the Vatican. | ||
| Not a true story. | ||
| That broke... | ||
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Broke somebody's dick. | |
| That broke... | ||
| Last week, we broke it Monday here in the United States. | ||
| We had the reporter on. | ||
| And then what was in the Daily Mail today? | ||
| Vatican police break up gay orgy at home of... | ||
| Secretary of one of the Pope's, Francis Key Advisors. | ||
| This whole thing is coming down, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| The Catholic Church? | ||
| It's inside the Vatican. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Look at this headline. | ||
| Here's what the 2018 Olympic gender regulations look like. | ||
| That was a regular talk show. | ||
| I would spend a whole hour and take your calls on that subject alone. | ||
| They're saying men can compete as women and women can compete as men. | ||
| You know, if men just want to go dominate and get gold medals, but men are chivalrous, most of them aren't going to do that, but some will. | ||
| There's already some men winning the racing, the weightlifting, you name it. | ||
| That's enough of that. | ||
| I mean, but that's like, I love that it starts with, look how crazy my job is. | ||
| Look how crazy my job is, essentially, I'm reading Google News headlines. | ||
| Yeah, I'm just reading two headlines of stories that I've already discussed vaguely earlier in the show. | ||
| It's a tough gig. | ||
| Oh, it's so hard. | ||
| You gotta read on the fly. | ||
| Now, if he actually was like, look how tough my job is. | ||
| I have to talk for four hours straight with really nothing to say. | ||
| Then I'd be like, that's fucking tough. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| But he wouldn't say that. | ||
| That delegitimizes his analysis. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because he has to pretend he does research. | ||
| You know, you understand? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I mean, he has to say, like, I've deeply researched, oh, Leo Zagami coming on, talking about how the Vatican gay orgies with coke, all this stuff. | ||
| I've read all your books. | ||
| Look up on Amazon. | ||
| Look up Leo Zagami's books. | ||
| They're all Illuminati tell-alls. | ||
| Fucking love it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's a 33rd degree Illuminati! | ||
| Former. | ||
| Former. | ||
| How do we know that? | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| How do we know that? | ||
| I guarantee there are websites that make the argument that he is still in the Illuminati. | ||
| Of course! | ||
| I guarantee it. | ||
| I bet he is still in the Illuminati. | ||
| Once you're in the Illuminati, they're not just going to let you leave. | ||
| Once you're a jet, you're a jet all the way. | ||
| Exactly! | ||
| Yeah, there's no doubt about that. | ||
| What kind of all-powerful organization is going to let him go? | ||
| Hey, guys, Scottish Sicilian bloodlines, listen up. | ||
| Let's make the Illuminati great again. | ||
| Because you guys are fucking up. | ||
| I have some ideas. | ||
| Look, Putin kills journalists. | ||
| If you're in the Illuminati, which is a secret governing body, you've got to kill him. | ||
| Putin? | ||
| Sure. | ||
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Right. | |
| If he's not... | ||
| Oh, you mean Zagami. | ||
| You gotta kill Zagami. | ||
| Yeah, that's one... | ||
| I'm not advocating for killing Zagami because obviously he wasn't in the Illuminati. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But if I was in the Illuminati, I would kill Zagami. | ||
| Are you kidding me? | ||
| That's a huge hole in his story. | ||
| Oh, absolutely. | ||
| That is a massive hole. | ||
| Why can't they? | ||
| I suppose because he thinks he's too public, maybe? | ||
| Yeah, that's what they all say. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| I'm too much of a public figure. | ||
| They can't touch me. | ||
| That's Alex Jones' thing, too. | ||
| It's like, I hide in the light. | ||
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Right, right. | |
| And I use truth and God is on my side. | ||
| It's like, no, it's just that you have an imaginary enemy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, in this next clip, Alex... | ||
| I wish my enemies were imaginary instead of very, very real. | ||
| Yeah, me too. | ||
| And I wish one of them wasn't myself. | ||
| So, this next clip... | ||
| You're talking about your face, aren't you? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Those stitches. | ||
| That face just rebelled against you. | ||
| I look on one side, totally normal. | ||
| Look on the other side, tiny scar. | ||
| Your two-face. | ||
| Tiny scar two-face. | ||
| So, this next clip, Alex Jones has read... | ||
| You either die a hero or live long enough to become tiny scar two-face. | ||
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A little beyond my tombstone. | |
| So, like I said, Alex has read. | ||
| Something. | ||
| You understand me? | ||
| He's read an article about how he and Gwyneth Paltrow sell the same. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| I was hoping we'd get into this sooner or later. | ||
| Now, Alex Jones is the king of the straw man. | ||
| So he creates a completely false argument against himself that he uses to deflect from the fact that he doesn't really understand the criticism that's being levied against him. | ||
| And then he gets just really weird. | ||
| It's really weird. | ||
| I think this is sort of a sales pitch, but it's very weird. | ||
| I got a buddy who works here in the military for 20 years, and they feed him all that really horrible GMO, and he just had guts that were shut down. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Irritable bowel, you name it. | ||
| It was ruining his life. | ||
| I said, listen, take this. | ||
| Within a month, no problem. | ||
| It's all gone. | ||
| Now, I'm not saying it'll help you in every case. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Because a lot of this stuff is so advanced, and once you get autoimmune problems in your gut, I tell friends of mine, you know, go get parts of their guts removed. | ||
| Because, you know, it gets so serious. | ||
| And I'm not here, you know, saying that we've got a panacea. | ||
| You should consult your physician. | ||
| But they call it quack. | ||
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You know what? | |
| Let's skip this one break. | ||
| This is too important. | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| I was a late notice on that. | ||
| They call it quacky. | ||
| They call it kooky. | ||
| They call it nuts. | ||
| In a bunch of publications on Monday, they said, look, when are the paltrow cell supplements and so does Jones, they're both kooks. | ||
| Now, obviously... | ||
| I'm not responding to this because they're criticizing me. | ||
| Really? | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| I'm responding to educate folks on how whacked out they are. | ||
| I'm talking 10 publications or more I saw, big ones. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| And they showed as proof of my kookiness a bag of coffee that we buy for like $8 a pound, the very best organic, concentrated, high quality, you know, grown. | ||
| In the mountains of Chiapas, Mexico, it's like Guatemalan coffee but better. | ||
| Totally organic. | ||
| Everybody loves it. | ||
| Covered in iodine. | ||
| It's strong. | ||
| Two different varieties. | ||
| Good and bad. | ||
| And it's one of our best sellers now because we only market up 35%. | ||
| Nobody does that with coffee. | ||
| So, we'll get back to the rest of the clip. | ||
| But, first thing, good save, saying that you should go talk to a doctor, and really walking back the, like, maybe this won't work. | ||
| Not a panacea, probably won't work, but maybe you should get it. | ||
| Also, I'd like to say that in a couple of ads that I didn't cut out, Alex has started saying, like, hey, look, maybe this prostaguard will work for you, but if not, you're still giving us money, and that's great because it funds the operation. | ||
| So it's still a win. | ||
| So he's starting to see the writing on the wall as far as the fake... | ||
| It's possible because it seems like the sales pitch is, you might not need this and it might not work, but we need your money to keep up fighting the globalists. | ||
| So just buy it and maybe it'll work. | ||
| I don't fucking care. | ||
| Get auto-ship. | ||
| If it helps, it helps. | ||
| If it doesn't, you still paid for it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And so the other thing, Alex, like I said, is the master of the straw man. | ||
| And so what he's done is he's taken these articles and like, they're attacking me because I sell coffee. | ||
| And that's interesting. | ||
| Because he sells two kinds of coffee. | ||
| One of them is just normal coffee. | ||
| What's the other one? | ||
| The other one is Wake Up America Immune Support Blend. | ||
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No! | |
| It's the same Chiapas Farmer's coffee, but it has a bunch of weird mushrooms, too. | ||
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All right. | |
| Now I'm back on board. | ||
| And the reason that this coffee is mentioned... | ||
| It's not hallucinogenic mushrooms. | ||
| Now I'm back off board. | ||
| The reason that it's brought up in this article is, in this case, reishi mushrooms. | ||
| It's just a quote from this Quartz article. | ||
| More fungi with a load of supposed health benefits. | ||
| Current research shows that no scientific evidence to support the claims that reishi mushrooms can treat fatigue or increase stamina. | ||
| The reason that it's included in here is because Gwyneth Paltrow's products, there's a product called Spirit Dust that features reishi mushrooms. | ||
| Also, it's featured in the Wake Up America Immune Support Blend. | ||
| Further, there's Cordyceps mushrooms. | ||
| That are supposed to increase immune function, act as a natural aphrodisiac, and improve stamina. | ||
| That's also in the Wake Up America Blend coffee. | ||
| There's a whole other mushroom. | ||
| Oh, no, I'm sorry. | ||
| That cordyceps one, for Gwyneth Paltrow, is in a product called Sun Potion. | ||
| And it's also found in the Chiapas Farmer's coffee. | ||
| He's not being attacked because he sells coffee. | ||
| He's being attacked because he uses these same pseudoscientifical herbs and ingredients that are in goop products in this coffee product. | ||
| It'd be awesome if he just leaned in on it and was like, Look! | ||
| Gwyneth Paltrow's a patriot. | ||
| She knows what she's doing. | ||
| That might have been a better strategy. | ||
| That would have been fun. | ||
| So the other thing is he has to make this straw man argument and only talk about how crazy is it that they're fucking saying I can't sell coffee. | ||
| Coffee's great. | ||
| Everyone loves it. | ||
| I support these Chiapas Mexican farmers. | ||
| Right. | ||
| The reason he has to do that is the point of this article is that bullshit. | ||
| And if you were a goop... | ||
| You would look at InfoWars and be like, this is obviously bullshit. | ||
| So it's a criticism on both of them, not on just Alex Jones. | ||
| And the mentality of this quick fix magic pill. | ||
| It's interesting. | ||
| Case in point, InfoWars sells super male vitality. | ||
| Goop sells sex dust. | ||
| Sex dust? | ||
| Yeah, that have similar... | ||
| Now, I'm in on sex dust. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| That's a way better packaging. | ||
| Also sounds like an R. Kelly song from about ten years ago. | ||
| That does sound like an R. Kelly song. | ||
| So Alex is dodging the criticism, the very real criticism that... | ||
| He's a trendy, and it's a bunch of bullshit. | ||
| The whole enterprise is a lot of nonsense. | ||
| Well, if the FDA is, you know, the supplement industry is like billions of dollars per year, and it is nothing. | ||
| 90% of supplements are magic. | ||
| They are placebos, and sometimes, and again, the placebo effect is getting stronger. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| So, it is entirely possible that taking these dumb supplements actually does help you out. | ||
| But not because of any ingredients in them. | ||
| It's because you believe in them. | ||
| And if that's the case, God bless you. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| I guess? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't judge anybody for enjoying the benefits of the placebo effect. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I'm not thrilled with people making millions of dollars off selling people the placebo effect under the, like, auspices of my chiropractor friend made these pills. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| I don't like that. | ||
| But the more important thing as it relates to Alex is this, to me, it smells like willful, like, not engaging with the actual point of the article. | ||
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Oh, of course. | |
| And then just being like, they bring up coffee, all right, I'm going to say that they say I can't sell coffee. | ||
| Right. | ||
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Boom. | |
| It's a dunk. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
|
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And again, it's like, they say I can't do this. | |
| Right. | ||
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That's the thing that he does. | |
| We're mocking you. | ||
| We're saying that you're dumb, and your listeners are dumb, and Goop is dumb, and her people are dumb. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| And I respect the hustle on some level. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| I don't think I could ethically live with it. | ||
| I would feel very guilty about it. | ||
| I feel guilty enough that people donate to this show for nothing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And give people shit. | ||
| Maybe in the future. | ||
| We'll see. | ||
| But, like, not pills. | ||
| Not pills. | ||
| Except these. | ||
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Depends on what type of pills. | |
| All right, yeah. | ||
| Wait, is there somebody at the door? | ||
| No, those are my painkillers. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Which, uh, donate to the show. | ||
| Then nobody's busted. | ||
| I will be if I try and sell these pills. | ||
| Yeah, no. | ||
| You will definitely be in jail. | ||
| I will rat you out so fast. | ||
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Snitch! | |
| Uh, so let's get to the rest of this clip. | ||
| So people are figuring out... | ||
| I'm just a truth teller, Dan. | ||
| Wait, this really hot Mexican coffee that's so hot now that I've been selling for six years because I liked it? | ||
| I want to fuck this coffee! | ||
| I got it from the local distributors that get it directly from the choppers, folks? | ||
| Who handpick it on their own little farms? | ||
| People are like, the average price of this is $25 to $30. | ||
| Alex sells it for $17.95. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| Yes, this is the product we make the least amount of money on. | ||
| Because I just wanted to have a great coffee and be competitive. | ||
| I think I'm going to raise prices, though. | ||
| It should be at least $20. | ||
| We're just undercutting everybody. | ||
| Once folks try this and figure out this is the hottest coffee out there. | ||
| Fucking yes! | ||
| One of the hottest coffees out there. | ||
| But that's just what I do. | ||
| That's good shit. | ||
| And I just find it crazy. | ||
| The thing they pick to demonize is organic, volcanic-grown mountain coffee. | ||
| Because Guatemala is great, too, but it's over the mountain, and it's kind of been overdone. | ||
| They've used a lot of pesticides. | ||
| It's big plantations. | ||
| This is really organic, hand-grown. | ||
| I guess wildcraft is the term they use. | ||
| But it's all certified and the rest of it. | ||
| Prove it. | ||
| I mean, imagine, first thing you ask yourself is, why has the Washington Post come out and attacked us? | ||
| A bunch saying, I sell quack supplements. | ||
| Because you sell quack supplements. | ||
| But, I mean, asked and answered. | ||
| Yeah, that's a very simple question to answer. | ||
| So we dealt with all that in the middle. | ||
| Let's just move on to this next clip, because this is like... | ||
| I'm so glad Alex said this stuff. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| This next one is... | ||
| He threw me a softball on this. | ||
| I can't wait. | ||
| So there is a CNN article about the genetic lineage of the Egyptians. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| Apparently, they have done some studies. | ||
| They've done some genetic testing and found that the people of Egypt were not necessarily Africans. | ||
| And they come from Asia and Europe. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Which... | ||
| Great. | ||
| Cool. | ||
| However... | ||
| Ptolemies and whatnot. | ||
| Alex takes that, runs the ball downfield, and immediately just falls over on his face. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| He tries to get fancy, does some high-stepping, and then just falls right over. | ||
| It's just what the DNA tests are showing, and what 2,400 years ago, the first global historian, Plato, said. | ||
| Plato also said we should have a world government and kill all the poor people. | ||
| He's kind of the model of the globalists today. | ||
| Wasn't a very nice guy, but the father of what you'd call philosophy. | ||
| He was also a historian. | ||
| He said there was a base in the Atlantic Ocean that had flying machines. | ||
| And he said they created such an energy source so powerful that it blew up their entire island and made the Earth dark for several years and made the temperature get cold. | ||
| I actually have read Plato's writings on that. | ||
| How would he come up with that? | ||
| How would Plato come up with that? | ||
| A couple things. | ||
| First, Plato. | ||
| That was the plot of Disney's Atlantis, which, great movie. | ||
| Great movie. | ||
| Underrated. | ||
| Underrated how great that movie is. | ||
| We'll get to that in a second. | ||
| Herodotus predates Plato. | ||
| So that's just that. | ||
| And Thucydides also predates Plato. | ||
| Xenophon was a contemporary of Plato's in terms of historians. | ||
| So that's a little bogus. | ||
| Now, I am a scholar of Greek. | ||
| Yes, you are. | ||
| That's something that I studied extensively in college. | ||
| Kind of a big fan. | ||
| I'm also crazy. | ||
| A little bit. | ||
| And I love Atlantis. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So, I'm here to tell you that what Alex has done is taken the movie, Disney's Atlantis, and not Plato. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, Plato wrote about Atlantis in two occasions. | ||
| There's two dialogues of Socrates that Atlantis comes up. | ||
| In Critias and Timaeus. | ||
| And in... | ||
| Those stories, that is not told. | ||
| There's no flying machines. | ||
| There's no darkening of the sky for years. | ||
| What does happen, basically, and I believe Critias is the longer one, that has, you know, it's Poseidon's land, and he has a bunch of kids, and he lets them rule over it, and eventually the society goes from this divine... | ||
| lineage of Poseidon and then as it goes down over time they have all these advantages but they can become decadent and then the end of the story is cut off from the actual transformation I bet it went great. | ||
| And then in Timaeus... | ||
| The end of the story is, of course, and they all lived happily ever after. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then in Timaeus, they talk about how there was this Atlantean civilization that was very evolved and very advanced, and they actually fought on behalf of the Greeks and saved Greek civilization from slavery. | ||
| But then they got a little bit too warlike, and as punishment, Zeus destroyed them. | ||
| Gotcha. | ||
| In one night, there was earthquakes, and the island was swallowed up into the sea. | ||
| Which is nothing... | ||
| I mean, if you want to really read too far into it, you could say, oh, that's because of the power source they created. | ||
| But that is not in the text at all. | ||
| That's extrapolation. | ||
| Now further, where did he get these ideas, Plato? | ||
| Where did he get them? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Hey, guess what? | ||
| They're in the text. | ||
| Don't understand. | ||
| If Alex had actually read Timaeus or Cradius... | ||
| He's studied Plato extensively. | ||
| He's read those documents. | ||
| If he had, he would know that in the actual text, it explains that Plato heard this from his grandfather, who had been told it by Solon. | ||
| Solon, the great ruler of Greece. | ||
| Solon went to Egypt, and he met some of the rulers there, and they told him the myths of Atlantis, and he brought it back and told Plato's... | ||
| Patronage, his father's, and it got passed on to him as sort of folk history. | ||
| Yeah, but where did he come up with those ideas? | ||
| He didn't. | ||
| Oh, he didn't? | ||
| No, it came from this. | ||
| So that was a very simple question to answer. | ||
| Alex probably should have just answered it real quick. | ||
| You can read the passage about Atlantis and Critias in 20 minutes. | ||
| It's very short. | ||
| It has all of those answers in there. | ||
| And further, Alex, you don't want to fucking bring up Solon, my man. | ||
| You don't want to do it. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Because he was one of the best rulers in all of history. | ||
| Can't think of any reason. | ||
| He saved the Greek population from self-destruction. | ||
| Oh yeah? | ||
| Was it because of the Second Amendment? | ||
| It was totally prosperity-based Second Amendment. | ||
| Free market. | ||
| Renaissance 1.0. | ||
| Free market. | ||
| I believe that would be Renaissance negative zero. | ||
| He put on this thing called the schiastasia, where it was the shaking off of burdens. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Wherein everybody was forgiven of their debt because tons of people had become indebted to the higher classes. | ||
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Right. | |
| People had sold themselves into slavery, and civilization was just untenable. | ||
| It was a debt forgiveness program. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| A very useful one that has been applied successfully multiple times in history. | ||
| Solon saved Grecian civilization back then. | ||
| And Alex would maybe have to know something about that and how it could apply to the Can't think of any way! | ||
| Are you saying that there was an over-ruling class that might be called the billionaire elite who were sucking the lives of their poor people? | ||
| And even Solon back then, in whatever fucking way back year that was, was aware of the fact that this... | ||
| Social inequality was going to completely destroy society. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| They've known it forever. | ||
| Because it always happens that way. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It happens that way literally every time. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Every single time. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It happens that way every single time, Dan. | ||
| Why doesn't anybody ever fucking not do it? | ||
| And so Alex, in order to tell his bullshit story about Atlantis, has to cite... | ||
| The Disney movie and claim it's what Plato wrote about instead of actually reading Plato and knowing what he said about Atlantis and where that came from. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Because then he would be like, who's this Solon guy? | ||
| Look into him like, oh my god, this is a fascinating story of a benevolent poet ruler. | ||
| And also, Plato didn't want to kill all the poor people. | ||
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No. | |
| That's not quite true. | ||
| The Republic is a little bit weird. | ||
| There's a lot of stuff in there that would not be applicable to modern times. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| I have read The Republic. | ||
| Not really the way that I would do it, but, you know, what you gonna do? | ||
| It might be a stretch to say that he is the template of the modern globalist. | ||
| That'd be fun if he was. | ||
| So, Alex... | ||
| Who's that at the door? | ||
| It's Solon. | ||
| Hi Solon, how have you been doing? | ||
| Do you have any good ideas? | ||
| You're busted. | ||
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No! | |
| But I will shake off the burden of that busting. | ||
| So Alex, you're dumb. | ||
| Are you forgiving me of my busting? | ||
| Yep, your burdens of busting. | ||
| Wonderful. | ||
| Alex, you're dumb. | ||
| You should read the things you say you read. | ||
| Also, it's so fucking funny. | ||
| He said that he read it, but that's literally a quote from Atlantis where Michael J. Fox's character is saying they said that there was an unimaginable power source, and that's not anywhere. | ||
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No. | |
| That's not anywhere, period. | ||
| Not in Play-Doh. | ||
| It was a great movie, though. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I mean, I'm not going to argue on that. | ||
| I prefer The Road to El Dorado. | ||
| You're wrong. | ||
| I might be. | ||
| You're so wrong. | ||
| I don't know if I stand by my own words. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We're going to watch them both back to back. | ||
| So, Alex is dumb, and we already knew that, but it's fun to have nice reminders of it. | ||
| I also will say I've read a ton of other stuff that's way crazier about Atlantis that has much less validity. | ||
| And some of that stuff matches up with some of the, like, theosophists. | ||
| Right. | ||
| People like the Edgar Cayce crowd and Helena Blavatsky, those type of people who have, like, channeling sessions with people about their pasts in Atlantis. | ||
| Fantastic. | ||
| Stuff like that. | ||
| There is that theosophy world that has some of the pieces of what Alex is sort of espousing. | ||
| But he could, like, in much the same way, when we talked on the last episode about... | ||
| Randy Kramer and his holographic regenerative med beds. | ||
| Alex can't bring that up because then it's like, oh, you believe me. | ||
| You're a fucking idiot. | ||
| You fucking dumbass. | ||
| He has to just say there's future technologies that globalists are keeping from us instead of using the specific. | ||
| In this case, he could say, like, I watched a Disney movie with my kids about Atlantis. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| He can't say that. | ||
| He has to say, like, it's in the writings of Play-Doh. | ||
| Well, because... | ||
| I'll be fucked if anybody who listens to InfoWars will ever read Play-Doh. | ||
| No, I mean, they won't read anything that he cites. | ||
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No. | |
| And again, it is that wonderful game of, you can go check it out. | ||
| No, go read, go look it! | ||
| Go check it out. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Anyway, go check out Play-Doh. | ||
| I've read occasionally stuff about Atlantis, and there are, like, real-world equivalents of that idea. | ||
| Like, Pompeii is that same kind of concept of... | ||
| Look at this city that was, in an instant, wiped off the map. | ||
| Yeah, but that one left a record. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| And, you know, you have islands like that that may have sunk to the bottom of the ocean. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| Volcanoes are crazy shit, man. | ||
| There's a geologic possibility that it is based in some reality. | ||
| There is a true story to it. | ||
| I believe in Atlantis as a fanciful pseudo-religion in my head, and I don't care that it's not based on anything. | ||
| I mean, I would go with it being a... | ||
| Very real allegory. | ||
| I can look at some of this Atlantis stuff. | ||
| There's cautionary... | ||
| Who gives a shit? | ||
| Everybody. | ||
| Atlantis is awesome. | ||
| This might be the best time for me to announce that in addition to that's what they want you to think coming back, I may be restarting my paranormal podcast that I do solo, but that will be behind a paywall. | ||
| Because it takes way too much of my time, and you guys need to pay me. | ||
| So if you want to become a policy wonk, that'll help that ever. | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| Let's get back to CNN. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Alright, I'm back to CNN. | ||
| So Alex wants to talk more about CNN and how much bullshit they are. | ||
| Does he get back to North Korea? | ||
| He doesn't. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| But he does mention the contest. | ||
| I have some thoughts on North Korea. | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| I know. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| He does get back to the contest. | ||
| The CNN is ISIS contest. | ||
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Oh, sweet. | |
| Well, now that they're back up in the stratosphere, he gets to pull it back out as his new, like, hey, sweet, I can waste a good half hour on this shit right here. | ||
| Also, it... | ||
| It bears mentioning that because Kathy Griffin got fired so quick before they launched the contest, the CNN is ISIS meme has morphed, and they've changed it now to just CNN is fake news. | ||
| So they're just doing a propaganda campaign that's based on Trump tweets. | ||
| Yeah, that's boring. | ||
| But that's also really scary. | ||
| That's foot soldiery. | ||
| Well, yeah. | ||
| But, I mean, that's nothing new. | ||
| Anyway, here we go. | ||
| I'm just glad he's not advocating for all-out war. | ||
| Well, I mean, give them time. | ||
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Oh, crap. | |
| On a scale of one to ten, we're about a seven with people breaking their conditioning and actually responding to attempts to silence and muzzle and stifle speech, but just intensifying it. | ||
| I mean, there have been so many memes people have done of me getting beaten up or, you know, me getting my head chopped off, and I've always just made a big joke out of it. | ||
| Meme machine. | ||
| I mean, quite frankly, when you're getting made fun of, that's a good thing. | ||
| I mean, look at CNN's ratings are back up. | ||
| But now the memes are just absolutely, completely legion. | ||
| Oh, I love that, the famous one of Muhammad Ali. | ||
| I think he was fighting, uh... | ||
| Alex is really distracted. | ||
| You can hear it in his voice because he's just watching memes now. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| The producer has just started playing memes. | ||
| He's just started playing memes, so Alex Jones is like, oh, that's a pretty fun one. | ||
| He can't keep his train of thought at all. | ||
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No, of course. | |
| And they just miss him over and over again, but I like CNN's recommendation. | ||
| How about we actually put some real people's heads on these? | ||
| Fake laugh. | ||
| Why don't we put... | ||
| George Soros' head on some of this. | ||
| I mean, we're not wanting real violence. | ||
| We're saying it's a joke. | ||
| Good save. | ||
| I mean, it's the Islamists that the globalists are bringing into our country that actually kill us. | ||
| Bad save. | ||
| But, you know, you say that's okay. | ||
| Well, then what about us just making jokes? | ||
| I mean, now CNN's heads, CNN logos are being put on the heads of ISIS people as they chop folks' heads off. | ||
| Oh, CNN is terrorists! | ||
| That meme's really taken off, hasn't it? | ||
| That was the brainchild of Mike Cernovich. | ||
| We have the contest going. | ||
| We've had seven or eight people get paid out on it. | ||
| Most folks aren't getting on live TV. | ||
| Prove it. | ||
| They're just getting on the internet. | ||
| It doesn't really win the prize. | ||
| It's had a huge effect. | ||
| The meme's going. | ||
| You're victorious. | ||
| I want to pay out the other $180,000. | ||
| We're not rolling in cash, but that's money well spent, $1,000 and $2,500 prizes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Fucking show the checks. | ||
| Well, I believe it, because that number's so low. | ||
| Like, I believe that seven or eight people have been paid by him. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| I'm willing to believe that. | ||
| Because, like, it's been a month and a half. | ||
| He's made it like, oh no, this isn't good enough. | ||
| Because he does say later, he's like, hey, everybody's, there are people who have gotten online, but that's not good enough. | ||
| You're not on the news. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Eh, that's lazy. | ||
| That's lazy. | ||
| I think that's lazy. | ||
| So, I mean, he said it's a $20,000 he's paid out there. | ||
| He said he wants to pay out the other $180,000. | ||
| I would like a counting of how many shirts he's sold. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I'd like to see if he's made a profit on this. | ||
| I imagine he has. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I don't know. | ||
| Those shirts are like five bucks on his fucking store with free shipping. | ||
| He might be taking a bath on it. | ||
| This might be a lost leader. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| As they say. | ||
| So they're going to talk a bunch about ISIS. | ||
| We're going to talk a bunch about CNN. | ||
| Oh, Dan! | ||
| The meme is working! | ||
| CNN is ISIS! | ||
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The meme! | |
| No! | ||
| So they're going to talk a bunch about CNN, but they get distracted by a caller. | ||
| This caller calls in. | ||
| I think they're probably in the 15 to 16-year-old range. | ||
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Not good. | |
| And Alex does not really recognize that it's a child he's talking to. | ||
| And even if he did, he would not care. | ||
| This caller tells a nonsense story that I just had to keep in because it's kind of delightful in the middle of this bullshit. | ||
| Here, you want to claim, you know, I want to be this big fish? | ||
| Watch this. | ||
| And we've hit every goal by your support and by God's providence, and we're now preparing to go to the next level. | ||
| Which has them completely panicked, ready to kill me. | ||
| By the way, they're assassinating my character in preparation for that, just like Trump. | ||
| But that's okay. | ||
| God will provide me for my family and my children, I believe. | ||
| But whatever happens is God's plan. | ||
| So all I ask is that some flesh be spared. | ||
| Yikes. | ||
| So understand, folks, they want it, they got it. | ||
| Their attempts to shut us down made me a humble person, give them a real run for their money. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| And so... | ||
| That's what we're doing here. | ||
| But it's because of you, Noreen. | ||
| It made him the most humble person. | ||
| You, through Infowars and other things you're doing, are changing the world. | ||
| So don't thank me. | ||
| Thank yourself and thank God. | ||
| Go ahead, Noreen. | ||
| What's your political points? | ||
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I've been for Trump since... | |
| I wasn't for Trump when it first started, but after I started watching you, you know, I was for Trump and stuff. | ||
| My dad watches Infowars as well. | ||
| My dad, he's a warrior. | ||
| He was in the Army. | ||
| I'm going into the Army. | ||
| I'm getting ready for that. | ||
| My dad, they wouldn't even let him in at first, actually. | ||
| It was a famous story all over the news. | ||
| He walked all the way to Washington from Michigan because they wouldn't let him in because they said he had a foot problem. | ||
| So he walked with combat boots and he walked straight all the way to Washington until he got stopped by a general and told that they wanted to take him back. | ||
| So they took him back, and he got into the Army. | ||
| And he went through all of that to get in. | ||
| And I'm really impressed by that. | ||
| Seems I've heard of that story. | ||
| That was a long time ago. | ||
| Send me a news clipping about that. | ||
| I'd love to have your dad on. | ||
| That's awesome. | ||
| Listen, I want to thank you so much for calling in. | ||
| God bless you. | ||
| Bless you. | ||
| Did he hold up a boombox in front of the general's house before? | ||
| He must have. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Take me back! | ||
| There's a couple things here. | ||
| I tried to find this story. | ||
| I don't have infinite researching time, but I looked. | ||
| I could not find anything based on keywords like man walks from Michigan to D.C., military, combat boots. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| If it happened, whatever. | ||
| Her version of it is not accurate. | ||
| In terms of... | ||
| A general came up to him. | ||
| That's a child. | ||
| That's a child telling a child's story. | ||
| And even if it is an adult, they're functioning with adolescent affect. | ||
| Their mental process is childish. | ||
| They wouldn't let him in because of a foot problem, but then he put on his combat boots and marched to Washington, and then they said they wanted him back. | ||
| Like, you're missing a lot of details in there, and that did not happen. | ||
| That's also the plot of the Disney movie Atlantis. | ||
| No, it's from Play-Doh. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| The other thing that's really fun is her talking about how I wasn't for Trump, and then I listened to you, and then I was, which is like, well, of course. | ||
| No, she said she was in for Trump since the very beginning. | ||
| No, she didn't. | ||
| I've listened to it a couple times. | ||
| She says I wasn't into Trump, and then I started listening to you. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| And so, I mean, that's how it works. | ||
| You know, you are... | ||
| Dumbed down and radicalized by those who yell at you over headphones. | ||
| Alex Jones is ISIS. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The other thing that's super funny is the inability to connect the dots between her theoretically heroic father, who had a foot condition and wasn't allowed in the military, walked to Washington to become a soldier, and Donald Trump, who faked a foot injury to get out of the military. | ||
| Don't. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Nope. | ||
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No, no, no! | |
| The parallel is right there. | ||
| Don't think about it. | ||
|
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It's amazing. | |
| Don't think about it, Dan! | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| Don't think about it. | ||
| These are things you don't think about. | ||
| The problem I have with that is, of course, that is a very common story as far as... | ||
| Man, Washington marches to Washington? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| As far as the military goes, there is that, like, I'm going into the military and they are very high percentage of them hard right. | ||
|
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Oh, yeah. | |
| Super hard right. | ||
| There's a lot of... | ||
| Well, as Alex Jones says, you know, there's a lot of military people that listen to him. | ||
| There are a lot of cops that listen to him, and all of this stuff is built around, like, I don't want any of these people with authority and guns to believe in bullshit. | ||
| Yeah, and they lend themselves to mythologizing a little bit. | ||
| I also looked into it on Quantcast. | ||
| His numbers have not gone up again, by the way, just to give you guys a... | ||
| Still stayed... | ||
| Stayed steady. | ||
| And also, I looked into the demographic information about professions, and he is not lying about army people. | ||
| It makes up a huge demographic breakdown. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| That's pretty scary. | ||
| I don't like that at all. | ||
| Now, here's another thing. | ||
| I don't think I'm going to play it on our next investigation episode, but I found a clip from 2015 where he says literally, 80% of our audience is on the radio, and our radio listeners are our secret weapon. | ||
| Now, if that's true... | ||
| His audience is way smaller than even we think. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Because if 80% of his audience is on radio, and those numbers are very available, he has a smaller audience than the Kim Commando show, as we found based on Nielsen ratings. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He has a tiny fucking audience. | ||
| Crazy. | ||
| So, I know what he's doing. | ||
| He is saying these populations of cities where he's in the market, he's assuming everyone's listening. | ||
| I think that's what he must be doing. | ||
| Because that's how you get to 40 million, or whatever. | ||
| 80 million a week. | ||
| You just take the population of every city your radio show is in, and now we're there. | ||
| Because he has New York, LA, and Chicago. | ||
| That makes up a big chunk of it. | ||
| You've got three stations in bumfuck Idaho. | ||
| That's going to make up a little chunk. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| Three stations in Idaho? | ||
| That's about 30 million people, right? | ||
| Yeah, probably. | ||
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Give or take. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| 10 million per Idahoian? | ||
| Carry the zero. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, I have some bad news and some good news. | ||
| What would you like first? | ||
| Let's go with bad news. | ||
| Let's get that out of the way. | ||
| She's dumb. | ||
| Do you want the good news? | ||
|
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Sure. | |
| Leanne McAdoo's back. | ||
|
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Yay! | |
| What was she doing? | ||
| She's apparently caring for her elderly grandmother in Florida. | ||
|
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Oh, that's sweet. | |
| Which is code for vacation. | ||
| That's very sweet. | ||
| It might be. | ||
| I would like it if that was true. | ||
| I have no reason to doubt her except for her being involved in a completely lie-based organization. | ||
| Yeah, that is true. | ||
| That stretches the credibility a tiny bit, but it is believable. | ||
| She seems like a sweet lady. | ||
| She might be helping her grandmother. | ||
| Did you look it up and see whether or not her grandma has been dead for 20 years? | ||
| I have not. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| But she has voted six times. | ||
| Even though she's dead. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| All right. | ||
| No, I don't know. | ||
| Anyway, Leanne McAdoo's back, and Alex brings her on Skype to have a little conversation about the CNN business. | ||
| Leanne McAdoo taking a summer sabbatical to go take care of her grandmother out in Florida, also traveling some to Europe, popping in reporting for Infowars.com. | ||
| I really enjoyed having her on last week. | ||
| She'll be popping on routinely and also reporting from some foreign countries for us. | ||
| We're even getting her news team set up. | ||
| Leanne. | ||
| When I asked you what you wanted to cover today, when I wanted to get you on, you were on the same page. | ||
| I'm glad you wanted to cover this because I haven't really gotten into it yet. | ||
| CNN saying, we'll expose your identity if you don't come out and retract this and say it was racist. | ||
| Well, they can come out and demonize somebody they want, but they can't say, retract this, say it's racist, or we will destroy you in the news. | ||
| That's called blackmail, and Paul Watson has linked a story at Infowars.com. | ||
| How do you just claim that? | ||
| The U.S. Code and the New York law. | ||
| Well, the reason that they're claiming it is a misrepresentation of that line from the story where they reserve the right to give out or publish this guy's identity if he continues to post memes that are flagrantly inflammatory. | ||
|
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Right. | |
| Maybe they shouldn't have phrased it that way. | ||
| Do you know what the thing that gets me? | ||
| That's not blackmail. | ||
| The biggest issue with that is the writer of the article is the one taking all of that shit. | ||
| And that's clearly CNN's legal team. | ||
| Yeah, it's probably a policy position. | ||
| Yeah, that was not the writer, and he's the one, or she's the one, I don't know who wrote it. | ||
| That person is the one getting all of the shit. | ||
| All of the death threats, all of that. | ||
| Meanwhile, some lawyer in the background is, you know, Scott Free. | ||
| His name's nowhere near this thing. | ||
| But that's where the blackmail idea comes from. | ||
| Well, actually, his name is Scott Free. | ||
| That's a good name for a lawyer. | ||
| That's not a bad name for a lawyer. | ||
| So Alex is like, I mean, I get... | ||
| Did you get into a car accident? | ||
| Do you have mesothelioma? | ||
| Come on down and meet Scott Free! | ||
| You're gonna walk. | ||
| Scott Free. | ||
| So Alex, I get where it's coming from. | ||
| Because in his mind, because he's dumb and has brain damage and doesn't know how to read, he sees something like that. | ||
| And the way his brain processes it is they're threatening him. | ||
| By saying, if you post things like this in the future, we're going to dox you. | ||
|
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Right. | |
| And that's how a lot of the weirdos on the internet and a lot of bots have responded to it. | ||
| And that's the argument, that's the sort of narrative that they're presenting. | ||
| Well, and it's very revealing, because that's the narrative, that's what they would do. | ||
| Yeah, totally. | ||
| Like, that's what the alt-right would do, is we're going to dox you. | ||
| They would dox you for less. | ||
| Yeah, they wouldn't even bother blackmailing you, quote-unquote. | ||
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No, not a chance. | |
| But that's the way they think. | ||
| That, to them, is actually a reasonable response. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, that's a good point. | ||
| There is so much projection in terms of what Alex thinks the globalists would do. | ||
| And what he's doing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, let's get through this. | ||
|
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Let's let McAdoo make some points. | |
| She is tragically dumb in this clip, but... | ||
| Oh, is it? | ||
| No, I still love her. | ||
| No, you still love her? | ||
| I still love her. | ||
| We should have a double date with you and Leanne and me and Carrie Callahan. | ||
| Oh, that would be great. | ||
| That would be fantastic. | ||
|
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That would be... | |
| For charity! | ||
| Yeah! | ||
|
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Come on, guys. | |
| A charity date? | ||
| I don't understand. | ||
| How does that work? | ||
| We raise money online to get them to do it. | ||
| The money goes to charity. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| We can do it for anything. | ||
| I don't know, get based stick man out of prison or whatever fucking alt-right cause that Leanne McAdoo would want to sign up for. | ||
| But then secretly give it to trans charity. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| We're raising money to get rid of vaccines, wink. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Ha ha. | ||
| I'm just tweeted. | ||
| They just committed the crime violating 135.60 of New York Criminal Code coercion, terroristic threats, you name it. | ||
| It's all in this report. | ||
| You name it. | ||
| And Julian Assange breaks it down. | ||
| Leanne McAdoo, it seems like everything CNN does, they don't have the Midas touch. | ||
| Everything they touch turns to oblivion. | ||
|
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Right. | |
| The American people are watching the mainstream media in their death spiral, asking, you know, how deep does this chasm get? | ||
|
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And CNN says, hold my beer, and issues this exclusive report. | |
| And I really don't think that CNN was expecting the bipartisan pushback against this style of reporting, where they've basically threatened the life of a private citizen. | ||
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They're going to ruin his life. | |
| Unless he never posts things that are offensive again on the internet, he has to take down all of his posts that are bigoted and what they deem inappropriate. | ||
| Does he have to take down his posts? | ||
| He made the choice to do all that stuff, and he wrote his apology. | ||
| He requested anonymity when he was talking with CNN because the anti-Semitic shit that he had been posting in the past would cause major problems in his life. | ||
| It would destroy his life, hopefully. | ||
| And that would be a direct consequence of his actions. | ||
| Right. | ||
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And that's why I argue, I know your position on it and I kind of see the light of that too, but I think that it is gracious to not do that to somebody. | |
| It is absolutely gracious. | ||
| Give them a chance to make good on the potential of their life as opposed to... | ||
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It would destroy his life, hopefully. | |
| Just complete destruction. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Which could lead someone down an even darker path. | ||
| I agree with their response to it. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I don't agree with the apology giving him any kind of cover. | ||
| Oh, sure. | ||
| I don't agree with him, like... | ||
| You still have to own it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's yours. | ||
| He is a racist. | ||
| And, well, I mean... | ||
| I think it's a very good thing for CNN not to dox him. | ||
| Yes. | ||
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But... | |
| I don't buy it. | ||
| And by the way, it wouldn't be doxing. | ||
| It would be reporting. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| Because they wouldn't publish his home address or his phone number or anything like that. | ||
| Someone else on the internet would. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| One of these alt-right fucks who would be like, oh, look at this fucking sellout. | ||
| He used to be part of the meme war, but he's not anymore. | ||
| He apologized to CNN. | ||
| Go get him. | ||
| That's who would do that. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| But be that as it may. | ||
| Somebody would blackmail him. | ||
| Yeah, someone on the alt-right would. | ||
|
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And also, this paragraph in the CNN article is so chilling. | |
| They say they're not going to post his identity. | ||
| They're not going to out him because he's a private citizen, and he's issued an extensive statement of apology. | ||
| He took down his offending post, and he says that he hopes his statement can serve as an example to others that they won't post anything like that on the Internet either. | ||
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Otherwise, CNN... | |
| They're going to go ahead and oust this private citizen who's basically throwing himself on the court saying, please don't ruin my life. | ||
| You're going to embarrass my family. | ||
| I've taken it all down. | ||
| Please don't ruin me. | ||
| This is like the forced apology by Otto Warmbier there in North Korea. | ||
| What? | ||
| We have stepped into a sazi gulag right now when they are saying, we are going to destroy you unless you stop offending us with your memes. | ||
| That's a little dramatic. | ||
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What? | |
| That's a little extreme. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, the Stati Gulag really went after racists against Jews. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| They were super against people posting racist memes about Jews. | ||
| That's because the globalists have tweaked this political correctness social engineering. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's what you've got to understand. | ||
| It's the same model, different color. | ||
| Or whatever, if you're talking cars. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| I mean, I like Leanne McAdoo's ability to spin a yarn. | ||
| I mean, if you're dumb, that makes sense. | ||
| But it doesn't match up with the facts. | ||
| It doesn't match up with the truth. | ||
| That guy isn't saying, please don't do these things. | ||
| Like, don't. | ||
| Oh, I'll take down everything. | ||
| Oh, powerful CNN, don't do that. | ||
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Right, right, right. | |
| He just apologized for being a dick. | ||
| No, what happened was, he didn't realize the magnitude of his actions. | ||
| He didn't realize, oh shit, people are really hurt by... | ||
| Me being a fucking Jew-hating asshole. | ||
| People who are Jewish are going to see this thing I constructed where I marked the Jews at CNN. | ||
| And if you're Jewish and you work with this guy, which... | ||
| How else do you take that? | ||
| Not well. | ||
| No. | ||
| And let's say, I don't know, you have a grandmother or grandfather who had to wear a fucking Star of David to identify themselves in Germany. | ||
| Let's say. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That is very real to you. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's real to your experience. | ||
| And much like Alex not being able to think that he saw racism as a child, maybe you don't understand that experience. | ||
| And I'm not saying I fully do myself, but I've heard it from people. | ||
| I empathize. | ||
| I understand to a small degree. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| To the extent you can. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And so what I believe wholeheartedly is CNN. | ||
| Figured it out through looking at his Reddit posts, which is what they've said they did. | ||
| They contacted him unsuccessfully. | ||
| And as soon as the outside world poked him, it was like, we'd like to talk to you about this. | ||
| He was like, oh shit. | ||
| It was a little child. | ||
| He was a 40-year-old man. | ||
| There are varying reports. | ||
| That's the most credible. | ||
| He's a 40-year-old. | ||
| He's a middle-aged person. | ||
| Not a 15-year-old like the folks are trying to bully a child. | ||
| Yeah, they're trying to pull that narrative of like, he said he was sorry and he's just one of those 15-year-old nerds in a basement and all that shit. | ||
| That's an adult. | ||
| That is an adult. | ||
| Well, if someone, an anonymous person on Reddit does something that everyone loves, then it doesn't matter. | ||
| He's a man. | ||
| You do something that's wrong, it's a child. | ||
| But be that as it may, Apparently, Han, asshole solo, was an adult. | ||
| But he turns into a child when CNN pokes him. | ||
| And the reality of, like, this is so huge, I gotta apologize. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| The reality of it sets in. | ||
| I've had situations like that happen in my life where everything comes into focus. | ||
| I'm like, oh, I fucked up. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I remember back in school pulling some shit and then being like, oh, no. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| I fucked up. | ||
| Shouldn't have stolen this... | ||
| Shouldn't have had a habit of stealing these Rice Krispie treats from the... | ||
| Had a little steam coming out of his shirt. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, that's absolutely the situation, and his penitence is forced, certainly, in the sense that the real world started looking. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But it's not forced in the sense that we're threatening you with exposure unless you apologize. | ||
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It's... | |
| People actually care, and you've got to deal with that now. | ||
| And I think he dealt with it in the... | ||
| He did take responsibility for his actions. | ||
| Anonymously, but still. | ||
| He didn't... | ||
| In his apology, he didn't say... | ||
| He didn't hide behind anything. | ||
| He said, this is something that's wrong, and I did this. | ||
| And I agree that it's sort of hiding behind the idea of... | ||
| The addiction of meme culture, but I also, like I've expressed earlier, I think that's real. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| That is a real thing. | ||
| And I don't think that it's cowardly of him to bring that up as much as it is interesting and insightful. | ||
| Be that as it may, my eye itches like crazy. | ||
| Let's definitely keep this in. | ||
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Thanks for carrying the show while I scratch my eye. | |
| You said your eye was itchy. | ||
| It was. | ||
| So, we got a little more about CNN here. | ||
| Alex Jones has a very interesting theory about what's going on and how they discovered the identity of this guy. | ||
| Analysts, we see the way Trump is very deft at not going too far. | ||
| They have bloody severed heads. | ||
| They say murder him. | ||
| They say the guy's a hero that shot Scalise. | ||
| The Democrats say hashtag hunt Republicans, on and on and on. | ||
| He just puts out an old video, WWE, that somebody else made with a CNN logo. | ||
| It's not Hillary's head. | ||
| If the president did some video shoot with a bloody head of Hillary... | ||
| I would say, that's deranged, that's mentally ill, he's got problems, that's too far, but he's not the one. | ||
| He responds to an avalanche, a tsunami, a storm. | ||
| What if he made fun of a handicapped reporter, would you say that was bad? | ||
| Of just war drums and calls for violence and planning violence and real violence by Antifa attacking peaceful people in WikiLeaks, exposing all this, and we know... | ||
| That CNN has contact with the NSA and the deep state leakers. | ||
| We know they stage the debates. | ||
| We know they're in the WikiLeaks staging things with Democrats. | ||
| You know they probably got this guy's data very, very quickly from sources. | ||
| So what you're seeing is deep state going after citizens to make examples of them to scare other people from not going out and resisting this. | ||
| And I don't think I've ever seen anything blow up in CNN's face bigger. | ||
| I think maybe there have been some other examples. | ||
| Oh, so many. | ||
| So many others. | ||
| I mean, three of their employees had to resign. | ||
| Just recently. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But be that as it may, this will be gone from our consciousness very soon. | ||
| Two days. | ||
| Max. | ||
| But be that as it may, this theory that the deep state is behind figuring out who this guy is, is Alex being too old to really understand the internet. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Like, I don't post anything on Reddit, because I know that it's very easy for, you know, crazy people who have a lot of time. | ||
| To figure out who people are by their posts. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Well, they figured, like, a single reporter figured out who, uh, which is it. | ||
| It wasn't, was it the director of the FBI? | ||
| They figured, they found his, yeah, no, it was Comey. | ||
| They found his Twitter feed. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He had, like, seven followers and all they had to do was just cross-reference a bunch of different posts. | ||
| And there it is! | ||
| I don't know that story, and I think I saw some posting about it, and I thought it might be fake, so I just kept my distance from it. | ||
| Totally real. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| So, that's a dumb theory that Alex has about the deep state being involved. | ||
| It was absolutely not. | ||
| He has another dumb theory here. | ||
| I'll let this play, and then I'll explain. | ||
| I like the idea that the deep state has nothing better to do. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This guy made a meme! | ||
| Let's get him! | ||
| We have got... | ||
| We are up to our nuts. | ||
| In trying to get this fucking fake Russia shit to fly. | ||
| Guys, we need a day off. | ||
| Let's take a me day and fuck with this guy on Reddit. | ||
| They basically did the exact same thing we did with our project, whatever. | ||
| Space episode. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| This was the Deep Space episode. | ||
| Let's have a barbecue. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And let's fuck with this one CNN guy. | ||
| So Alex has another dumb theory that involves usernames. | ||
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Posted by a Reddit user who goes by this online name and who has also laid claim to it. | |
| That user of Reddit's online message board... | ||
| Notice they black it out not to give the user any attention. | ||
| Don't they get now the new memes have got to be in the hundreds of millions of views per hour? | ||
| Didn't they black it out because he's got asshole in his name? | ||
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Bingo. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| It's like, it's a clip that's probably taken from daytime CNN coverage. | ||
| You can't say asshole and have asshole written on the screen. | ||
| It would be great. | ||
| I think we should be past that. | ||
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I do too. | |
| We should probably be past that. | ||
| I agree, but it's... | ||
| If you're saying, like, oh, we need to protect the children. | ||
| One, the children are not fucking watching CNN. | ||
| And they're not innocent anymore. | ||
| And two, they're... | ||
| The amount of porn! | ||
| That they have seen at this point is beyond. | ||
| And they have worse screen names themselves. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| The same kids you're trying to protect are on Xbox calling people the worst things that they can. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| But I love Alex's theory that I just don't want him to get any attention. | ||
| No, it's FCC rules. | ||
| Something that you don't have to worry about most of the time. | ||
| Except on those phantom affiliates of yours. | ||
| Fill your hand. | ||
| So we have one more clip left about this CNN thing. | ||
| And I think it's a perfect punchline. | ||
| To the whole thing. | ||
| I will play it, and I will see if you pick up on why this is hilarious. | ||
| Okay. | ||
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And everybody out there who's posting on Reddit needs to pay attention to this. | |
| They are trying to set the precedent that if you dare post anything that they don't like, they have the right now to ruin your life, whereas private citizens in the past have been protected. | ||
| But again, how did they discover? | ||
| That's the real investigation. | ||
| I bet my bottom dollar they got this from all their sources. | ||
| I mean, listen. | ||
| I've talked to Stone. | ||
| I've talked to other folks off record about this. | ||
| We know that mainstream media has intel on us that no one, that even my wife doesn't know. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| I mean, if it's come out, we're wiretapped. | ||
| I mean, that's been in the news. | ||
| I mean, every phone I've got, it's come out from the sheriff's department. | ||
| They had access to a DEA database. | ||
| We're being watched. | ||
| We're being listened to. | ||
| You get it? | ||
| That seems like a way larger problem. | ||
| That's Dennis Montgomery. | ||
| Is it Dennis Montgomery? | ||
| Yeah, the Sheriff's Department. | ||
| That's Joe Arpaio. | ||
| The wiretapping shit, that's just, he's using that again. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| I mean, well, the problem is, the problem with that being Dennis Montgomery is that is also a very real thing that is going on. | ||
| Well, but not in the way he's saying it. | ||
| No, that's true. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| That is 100% Montgomery. | ||
| That's Montgomery being used as a waypoint. | ||
| Much like the gay cocaine orgies at the Vatican are going to be used. | ||
| We just see his tactics in full display. | ||
| He does that from time to time. | ||
| Drop in the Arpaio sheriff stuff. | ||
| It's all just that. | ||
| And if you have three hours to spare, go listen to that episode. | ||
| Because I don't think we've ever done a better job of burying his bullshit than that one. | ||
| God damn. | ||
| So there we go. | ||
| Just to force up his stories, he throws in a fucking Dennis Montgomery reference at the end. | ||
| I know he has to do it. | ||
| He has to turn this from a CNN looked up this guy on the internet into part of his overarching narrative of, you know... | ||
| They're in touch with the deep state, which still further makes them part of the enemy. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So they're not just part of the enemy as a news organization that is attacking your Trump guy. | ||
| They're part of the enemy in that they're connected to this larger, nebulous organization that is not going to take Trump down. | ||
| It's going to kill him. | ||
| And all of us. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Eventually. | ||
| Yeah, of course. | ||
| Yeah, totally. | ||
| That seems extreme. | ||
| It's boring. | ||
| That is boring. | ||
| It's really boring. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| There's nothing to the story that they're talking about, and they've already spent thousands upon thousands of theoretical my time on it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And it's meaningless. | ||
| And then he throws that in there, I guess to spice it up? | ||
| Yeah, totally. | ||
| Like, that's the idea there. | ||
| Well, no, I mean, we've talked about it over and over again. | ||
| These waypoints are essentially just ways that he can use unrelated information to bolster claims. | ||
| And so he throws that stuff in as the same way he throws in George Soros as a Nazi collaborator. | ||
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Right. | |
| Stuff like that. | ||
| Which, I'm surprised he didn't... | ||
| Well, I'm not surprised, but you saw the party, the guest list party. | ||
| Oh, he talked about it. | ||
| Oh, did he? | ||
| He talked about it with Roger Stone, I believe. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| But he used it as a way of complaining about Valerie Jarrett, I think. | ||
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Something like that. | |
| Yeah, of course. | ||
| That's exactly what I was doing as well. | ||
| They have some thread going about how Mika Brzezinski got Ivanka Trump to hire a globalist Soros activist. | ||
| I don't fucking know. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| All right. | ||
| No, I want to go down that rabbit hole. | ||
| Okay, so that's basically what happened. | ||
| So Mika got Ivanka to hire a globalist activist. | ||
| A Soros associate. | ||
| A Soros associate. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Who was a globalist? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Something to do with national security, I think. | ||
| She has some vaguely Middle Eastern name, so everyone... | ||
| Oh, well, yeah. | ||
| Then, done, done. | ||
| Muslim. | ||
| She's good friends with Huma Abedin and Valerie Jarrett. | ||
| There we go. | ||
| Pedophiles. | ||
| They're all hanging out at this party in the Hamptons with Soros. | ||
| Chuck Schumer and then everybody evil. | ||
| One of the Kochs? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| One of the Koch brothers? | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Ivanka and Kushner? | ||
| Any idea that we don't have a ruling class that exists outside of any kind of partisan bullshit is laughable at this point. | ||
| Somewhat. | ||
| I agree with you to a certain degree. | ||
| I'm willing to believe that there are just sort of high society things where you're there with your enemies. | ||
| Because I'm willing to believe that Chuck Schumer maybe doesn't want to talk to one of the Koch brothers. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
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Maybe not. | |
| I don't know. | ||
| Anybody who gives him money, I guess. | ||
| I don't fucking know. | ||
| I don't either. | ||
| It's so excluded from our world that we live in that I wouldn't even know the first thing about that. | ||
| Which is a big issue! | ||
| The fact that they're all at some fucking bungalow party in the Hamptons, to me, is fucked up slightly in the sense that, like, look at all these opulent motherfuckers, they're riches. | ||
| But then, to the extent that, I don't know the context, maybe there was a fundraiser going on, something like that. | ||
| There might be some excuse why they're all there. | ||
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I don't think it matters, though. | |
| I think it's just indicative of this complete detachment from the rest of us. | ||
| That's the big... | ||
| The big issue... | ||
| You're pissed off that Chuck Schumer didn't show up to your kegger. | ||
| I'm very pissed off about that. | ||
| There's nothing I love more than partying with 65-year-old men. | ||
| You set the Facebook invitation. | ||
| It showed up as received. | ||
| Well, actually, I targeted a Twitter ad, at Chuck Schumer. | ||
| It's a very small ad. | ||
| But it's just like the healthcare bill. | ||
| The GOP did not have any town halls, or they're trying so hard not to meet any of their constituents because they know they're going to be fucking insane about it. | ||
| Right, it goes back to that we're not stupid. | ||
| Right, so they just divorce themselves from that. | ||
| Like, they have no connection to regular people anymore. | ||
| It is insanity. | ||
| Like, our elected officials should be us. | ||
| Instead of this lunatic group of billionaires. | ||
| But, you know, Citizens United was a great decision. | ||
| Great one. | ||
| I loved it. | ||
| I loved it. | ||
| Really, really saved the Republic on that one. | ||
| We need a Solon. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We sure do. | ||
| Probably won't happen. | ||
| So, that brings us to the end of our investigation of July 5th, 2017. | ||
| Alex is pissed off about a fart in the wind that is this CNN story. | ||
| Spends a whole lot of time on it. | ||
| He has a second fart in the wind in this goddamn stupid Vatican Coke orgy story. | ||
| That's not going to go anywhere. | ||
| Beyond that, I guess he was just kind of racist for a bit and then told us about Assad's secret plan to step down. | ||
| I love the Assad's secret plan. | ||
| What would be the... | ||
| Oh, also he's full of shit about Atlantis. | ||
| Forgot about that. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| That's my summation of the episode. | ||
| So we're three for four on borderline interesting things. | ||
| The CNN thing is dumb. | ||
| There's no point in even talking about that. | ||
| No, but you gotta kill time. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Gotta kill time. | ||
| The Atlantis thing? | ||
| Fantastic. | ||
| That's the type of Alex Jones that I enjoy is when he's just spinning yarns out of nonsense. | ||
| I wish he would have spent an hour on that to really expose how little he knows. | ||
| I wish he would have just given us a breakdown of the movie Atlantis. | ||
| By the way, I have recorded an hour or so episode of a podcast about Atlantis. | ||
| That I might put behind that paywall on Patreon. | ||
| I'm going to record a different one about the movie Atlantis. | ||
| I would love it. | ||
| I would love it. | ||
| What the fuck is Michael J. Fox doing here? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
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Why not? | |
| Why not? | ||
| He's a scientist. | ||
| He's great. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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| Yeah. | ||
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| There will be episodes of me and Marty DeRosa's podcast. | ||
| That's what they want you to think. | ||
| The first one is available to donators. | ||
| We talk about Alyssa Lamb. | ||
| It was a classic episode from... | ||
| Nigh on a year and a half ago or so that I re-released. | ||
| There's some other ones that will be coming out. | ||
| We're going to start recording some new ones. | ||
| And like I said, I'm probably going to restart my Paranormal podcast. | ||
| All right. | ||
| That's just me solo getting crazy. | ||
| Okay. | ||
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| So if you would like to do that, please do. | ||
| I want to make money. | ||
| I want to cut that out. | ||
| Oh my god, Alex Jones, where did you come from? | ||
| I want to cut that out, but it's too real. | ||
| God damn it, you have become the devil that you hate. | ||
| I also have... | ||
| Medical bills? | ||
| Herbal aspirin. | ||
| I have... | ||
| I can't even improvise bullshit medications. | ||
| No. | ||
| Anyway, thank you all for listening, Jordan. | ||
| This has been fun. | ||
| It has been fun. | ||
| Dan, is there any kind of good news? | ||
| There's one. | ||
| It's not news. | ||
| It's not news? | ||
| But I have one thing I'd like to get off my chest. | ||
| What's that? | ||
| It's been burdening me all week. | ||
| Okay, I'm worried about you. | ||
| I'd really like to give this message out to the world. | ||
| It was the only thing on my mind while the doctor was cutting up my face. | ||
| That is, hey, you know what? | ||
| Fuck you, John Rappaport. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. |