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July 10, 2017 - Knowledge Fight
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#62: August 19-26, 2015

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the 8th installment of his investigation into what happened to Alex Jones in 2015 to get him to join Team Trump. This installment does not include a whole lot of development in Alex's opinions toward Trump, but it does cover the following topics: Jesse Ventura arguing circles around Alex Jones on his own show Alex reveals surprising drug use in his past PJW gets really racist Alex covers a shooting in the least human way possible

Participants
Main voices
a
alex jones
36:07
d
dan friesen
01:48:08
j
jordan holmes
49:03
Appearances
j
jesse ventura
03:06
j
julia tourianski
04:31
Clips
d
donald j trump
00:02
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dr ed group
00:31
e
ethan nordean
00:05
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paul joseph watson
00:32
Callers
andy in kansas
00:01
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
jordan holmes
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
andy in kansas
I love your work.
alex jones
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We are a couple of dudes who like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and have long-winded conversations about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
And the reason that we do that is because you know a lot about Alex Jones.
dan friesen
That's true.
jordan holmes
And the reason I'm here is because I don't know anything about Alex Jones.
dan friesen
Conversely, you know a lot about novelty beverages.
jordan holmes
I do.
dan friesen
And I don't know anything about it.
jordan holmes
What happened about novelty beverages?
You forgot last week.
dan friesen
I did.
jordan holmes
You didn't have time to get them this week.
Do you know what?
That means, Dan.
It's punishment time.
dan friesen
You're pretending that this is a weekly show.
jordan holmes
We are...
Oh, yeah.
That's a good point.
Dude, whatever.
I don't know when or where I am.
dan friesen
Last time on Knowledge Fight.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Anyways, it's time to punish you with Azul Coconut Juice.
dan friesen
This is out of New Jersey, the home of the coconut.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
As I told you before the show, we should take a picture of this because it looks like jism.
jordan holmes
It is.
dan friesen
I mean, not really, but it...
I mean, the pieces are a little bigger.
The coconut pieces are bigger than most sperms, let's say.
jordan holmes
We will be tweeting a picture of this out on the Knowledge Fight Twitter.
Dan takes the first sip, and...
dan friesen
Oh, man.
That's no good.
jordan holmes
The face is not good.
dan friesen
It's gross.
I'm not drinking any more of that.
It's too kind of milky.
The coconut meat that's in it is too soft.
jordan holmes
You know what?
I actually don't mind it.
dan friesen
Great, you got two bottles.
jordan holmes
Nah, I'm not going to drink two bottles.
Frankly, if I make it through half of one, I'm going to be shocked.
But I don't mind it.
dan friesen
Okay, well, alright.
jordan holmes
You're going to have to drink all of it.
dan friesen
You know what's something I don't mind?
jordan holmes
What do you not mind?
dan friesen
I don't mind our new donator.
What's up out there, Andrew?
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you for joining the team.
jordan holmes
Hi, Andrew.
Welcome to the Policy Wonk Fold.
dan friesen
And if you would like to become a Policy Wonk, you can do so by donating to the show at knowledgefight.com.
There's a button that says support the show.
And let me be perfectly clear.
I'm thrilled that people are donating anything.
And I would not be able to make it through the week had it not been for the support of our donators.
So thank you very much.
jordan holmes
Yes, thank you very much.
dan friesen
You know, there's a lot of things that sometimes life hits you hard.
And even if you have a full-time job, you end up having to go to the doctor three times in a week.
Right.
unidentified
And have to buy a suit for a friend's wedding and stuff like that.
dan friesen
Ooh.
unidentified
And, you know, that little bit that we make from donations makes a huge difference in terms of me being able to eat.
jordan holmes
Yeah, policy wonks are also now food wonks.
Yeah.
Survivalist wonks.
dan friesen
Sure.
I mean, that's right in our wheelhouse.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
Survivalism.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So, yeah, I just wanted to give that sort of statement as a big thank you.
I really appreciate it.
But, you know what, Jordan?
What?
You know what we're doing?
jordan holmes
What are we doing today?
dan friesen
We are going...
jordan holmes
Are we going to do an episode of Knowledge Fight?
dan friesen
No, that was it.
unidentified
Okay, alright.
dan friesen
That was it.
I just wanted to say that.
Today, we are doing another investigation into what happened in 2015.
unidentified
Oh, sweet.
jordan holmes
It's been a while since we had an investigation episode.
dan friesen
It has.
We've been sidetracked by space and the current day and...
Oh, no, because, I mean, last week...
jordan holmes
You could say we'd been space-tracked.
dan friesen
We were trapped in space.
Lost in space.
jordan holmes
We were lost in space.
dan friesen
We did that the last time...
jordan holmes
I was lost in Carrie Callahan's Beautiful Eyes.
dan friesen
Oh, those baby blues.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
The last episode we did back in 2015, Alex Jones did a two-hour interview with David Duke and got owned, pretty much.
jordan holmes
He was bought and then sold by the KKK.
dan friesen
Yeah, that was on August 18th of 2015, and so our investigation will now pick up.
On August 19th of 2015, and we will go through to August 26th, 2015, which I texted you about the other day, unspecifically, and told you it was one of the most upsetting episodes of this show that I've ever listened to.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I know, which is such a high bar to clear.
dan friesen
Well, it turns out there's a lot of stuff that happened in the summer of 2015 that...
Maybe we don't remember happened in such close succession with each other.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Let's just tease it.
jordan holmes
Because we were a little bit distracted by something larger going on.
dan friesen
Let's just tease this.
There's another high-profile murder that happens, and Alex Jones, his coverage of it is less than tacky.
Less than tacky.
Not even tack full.
Tacky.
Below tacky.
jordan holmes
Can we do the Malaysian plane again?
dan friesen
We can't.
What we can do is start the show off.
With a fun, out-of-context drop.
alex jones
I'm going to be honest, I'm actually gay, and I'm dating a man named Rachel Maddow.
julia tourianski
This is never going to end, this joke.
alex jones
Oh my gosh.
They're going to take that out of context and loop it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, there we go.
I was like, this is terrible.
He's not having fun.
And then he said, take it out of context.
I was like, now I had no idea I did this!
dan friesen
Yeah, of course.
jordan holmes
Perfect.
Fucking perfect.
dan friesen
I don't think that we've ever played an instance of him talking about Rachel Maddow being a man.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
And he does it all the time.
So I wanted to be sure we were able to slip in a nice example of that to just sort of showcase his idiocy.
jordan holmes
What a dick.
Why?
Why be a dick to Rachel Maddow?
Just, like, ugh.
dan friesen
On that episode, he ends up saying that she's a man and he's gay for her, like, I would say 20 times.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that sounds about right.
dan friesen
But that was the best one.
jordan holmes
There were plenty of fake laughs going on around there.
dan friesen
Oh, so many.
But he does predict the future, that they're going to take it out of context.
And by the day, he was talking about a podcast that wouldn't exist for another year and a half.
Pretty amazing predictive powers on Alex Jones' part.
jordan holmes
We will make every dream of yours come true, Alex.
At least as in regard to taking the things that you say and laughing at you about them.
dan friesen
I would definitely like to sort of fulfill his they're coming for me narrative.
I mean, I would love for us to be the ones who are nipping at his heels.
jordan holmes
Right.
I would also love to crash the economy.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Fucking why not?
dan friesen
Eh, why not.
So we start on August 19th.
And we will start with some nice, country-fried bigotry.
This is Alex Jones talking about Frank Marshall Davis being Barack Obama's dad.
jordan holmes
Oh yeah, I remember that.
I remember that one.
He's the guy who...
dan friesen
He's the communist pornographer.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
Lived in Hawaii and...
I want to say that I don't care about what the reality is.
I'll take Barack Obama at his word about who his dad is.
Because it doesn't seem like a big deal to me.
Also, if it is the truth that his dad is Frank Marshall Davis, I don't really give a shit about that either.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
That's not a big, like, weird.
jordan holmes
Well, Rory Scovel's bit is perfect where he's talking about that and he's like, wait a second.
Are you saying that the first black president also wasn't born here?
What the shit?
Are you kidding me?
Like, if he just came out and revealed that, that's the craziest awesome thing that's ever happened, right?
You'd have to give it to him.
dan friesen
Gotta tip your ass.
jordan holmes
I'd be like, yeah, dude, you did it.
Do you know how hard it is to become president?
dan friesen
Crazy.
jordan holmes
Do you know how hard it is not to be a legal citizen and live here your entire life?
dan friesen
Nuts.
jordan holmes
Very difficult.
dan friesen
Put those two together.
jordan holmes
And add black president?
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
jordan holmes
Crazy.
The degree of difficulty is insanely high.
dan friesen
And now that we're on the other end of it and his presidency is over, I don't see what game was being played by this 40-year-long con of Frank Marshall Davis being his dad.
I have no fucking idea.
jordan holmes
They were like, what we really need is a centrist position.
We're going to need this centrist position in the White House 40 years from now.
dan friesen
A guy who inspires liberals but still commits war crimes for corporations.
jordan holmes
Then we could go and say, maybe, false flag by Trump.
dan friesen
Interesting.
jordan holmes
How else could Trump become president if we didn't rile up all the racists?
dan friesen
No, totally.
But that's the other thing that I wanted to talk about, is that Alex Jones' premise is that Frank Marshall Davis is Barack Obama's dad.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
And the whole Kenya thing was cooked up by the Obama camp to trick people...
He wants to trick people off the scent of the Frank Marshall Davis line.
jordan holmes
What is...
Why?
How many different layers of bullshit do we have to flip through?
unidentified
I don't know.
dan friesen
I don't know.
But the thing that's fascinating to me about that is that Alex Jones is acknowledging that he got duped by some fake ploy that was utilizing...
Only racism.
Like, the fake story of Kenya, Kenyan birth certificate and shit like that, is fueled solely by racism.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And this group, these globalists, they knew that they could get Alex Jones to jump on board.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And all of these people, if they just used racism to distract people from Frank Marshall Davis.
jordan holmes
All you have to do.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
You know what?
You might as well at that point say that actually Obama...
Is Frank Marshall Davis' dad, and also a time traveler.
dan friesen
Why not?
jordan holmes
Because, exactly, he traveled through time with them.
dan friesen
We're on to something here.
jordan holmes
There we go.
We're getting to a grand unified field theory of Alex Jones, and we're just adding in Carrie Callahan on top of it.
dan friesen
Yeah, and so here is the clip from August 19th where he is, I want you to keep track of his phrasing.
It strikes me as very racist.
alex jones
His father, the communist, the economist, his fake father, Was incredibly black African.
A handsome black African man.
But just super black.
Obama looks nothing like him.
Not the bone structure, not the eyes.
Frank Marshall Davis, that's your daddy.
dan friesen
That's what I was getting at right there at the end.
jordan holmes
Super black.
dan friesen
No, the that's your daddy.
Alex Jones talking like that is not germane to his normal verbiage.
jordan holmes
Also, do they still not get...
That Obama is a mixed-raced man?
Do they still have no idea how that's a possibility?
Psy-op.
And that's the other thing that racists were doing when Obama was running.
They were like...
Why do they say he's half-black?
You know, he's half-white.
Why don't you say he's a half-white president?
These people are so fucking stupid.
dan friesen
I mean, that is just the racial version of half-full, half-empty to a racist, as it were.
jordan holmes
No, I mean, the obvious reason is why, is because if you are at all black, people treat you...
As black.
That's why you say that.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, it has its roots in all those racial definition laws of the 1800s, early 1900s, late 1800s, where people were...
It might have been earlier than that.
I apologize if my dates are wrong.
But when they'd make strict rules about quattroons and octroons.
jordan holmes
Yeah, if you're a quarter African, that's a different story.
unidentified
You can't...
dan friesen
There's a rich history of trying to classify people, and it's always to protect whiteness.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's always what the game is.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So, have fun.
jordan holmes
Well, somebody had to.
dan friesen
Well, have fun continuing that trend, Alex, because it's certainly productive to our future.
jordan holmes
I'm glad that 150 years later...
Fuck.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, you know, we have some problems with racism in the world, and we are sad about it.
And we try to recognize it wherever we can, even in our own selves.
But Alex would like us to know something far more important, and that is that it's really the globalists who did this.
alex jones
Right.
jordan holmes
Well, of course.
dan friesen
And it's an emergency.
jordan holmes
Naturally.
dan friesen
And here you go.
Here's his thoughts on it.
alex jones
It'd be like if an asteroid was coming to destroy the Earth.
Would humanity come together to put the technology we need together and the resources To go up there and remove the asteroid.
Either put rockets on it and get it out of the way or blow it up.
Destroy it.
Because basically, metaphorically, that's what we're facing.
And that's why I don't want to fight with the Mecha La Raza people.
I don't want to fight with the white nationalist David Duke.
I don't want to fight with the nation of Islam.
I don't want to fight with the Catholics and the Jews.
It's just stupid.
jordan holmes
Are you sure it's not because you're going to lose to all of them?
alex jones
Tribalism is a great way to get people to go your way, but it's going to destroy us in the end.
And the globalists have totally betrayed the people that followed them.
The globalists sold the idea of working together and not being racist to try to build this system, and it was always there to just make it even worse.
And that's why it's evil.
jordan holmes
That doesn't track at all.
alex jones
That's why it's out of control.
That's why I have such a big problem with people that I try to talk to about this, and they just go, oh, you're a conspiracy theorist about all this.
dan friesen
Yeah, that does suck.
There's one way to avoid that reaction from people, and that is don't spout crazy bullshit that, like you said, doesn't track.
That sentence doesn't make sense.
jordan holmes
I mean, just like, that's why...
And then, like, all the stuff he said and then said, that's why I don't do, that's why I'm frustrated.
That's why this is evil.
Like, no, you can't have that in a sentence.
dan friesen
Well, he are, I mean, his argument is that globalists are trying to trick people into being racially accepting, but the real game is getting everyone mad at each other.
And that's why it's evil.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but he didn't...
He didn't use correct grammar.
dan friesen
No, he didn't.
jordan holmes
Very frustrating.
dan friesen
He doesn't spell things out right, and he doesn't prove that any of this stuff.
jordan holmes
In the way that Alex Jones is a real Nazi, I am a grammar Nazi.
dan friesen
Fair enough.
So on this episode, too, he's talking a whole...
jordan holmes
I hate dangling participles.
He hates dangling Jews.
dan friesen
Do not end a sentence in a preposition.
jordan holmes
I refuse.
unidentified
Or it's off to the trains with you.
dan friesen
So, this episode, he's also talking a whole bunch about Hillary and her server issue that's popping up.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
He just believes every single rumor about it.
jordan holmes
If it's negative about Hillary, it is going to be on the show.
dan friesen
It's kind of boring.
He also plays a clip of her in a speech talking about how she got on Snapchat for her campaign.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And she makes a joke that this Snapchat's great.
Everything just disappears on its own.
It's like, I would have advised her probably not to say that.
jordan holmes
That's a pretty good bit in hindsight.
During the campaign, not a good bit.
dan friesen
Well, had we have known the way things would shake out, if I were like, I don't know, John Podesta, I'd be like, Hillary, good bit.
jordan holmes
Save it.
dan friesen
But at the same time...
The reality is that she didn't really do anything majorly illegal.
jordan holmes
She did nothing illegal.
dan friesen
Especially with the servers.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
That was not something that was any different than past secretaries of state have done in some capacity or another.
jordan holmes
And as it's come out, the same shit that she did.
Pretty much the entire GOP has done worse versions of it.
dan friesen
And many people in the Trump administration have done varying degrees of it, with like Rex Tillerson having a fake pseudonym email address and stuff like that.
But be that as it may...
jordan holmes
And treason.
They've also done treason.
dan friesen
They did some treason.
But be that as it may, what she's doing is trolling.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
She's trolling people who hate her.
jordan holmes
And she did a good job at it.
Again, that's a pretty good bit.
dan friesen
But at the same time...
Like, I think that liberals, per se, maybe it's not fair to blanket this thing with liberals, but she didn't realize the response.
That the right and the alt-right would have to being trolled like that.
jordan holmes
Oh, they can't handle it.
dan friesen
No.
unidentified
They're bullies.
dan friesen
They're such bullying snowflakes.
jordan holmes
The moment you push back against bullies, they begin to cry like little girls.
dan friesen
Right.
And the trolling on the right, most of it has become such white noise.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's just like, guys, just shut the fuck up.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
Or you just block people on Twitter and you move on with your life.
The response that people on the right have to being trolled is...
Violent.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And you see it in Alex.
You see, like, the fuck this woman!
She is a literal demon!
She's up there bragging about things disappearing and, you know, like...
She's fucking around.
jordan holmes
Why are there no conservative comedians?
Because they don't understand jokes.
dan friesen
Fuck you.
jordan holmes
Like, she made a good joke and they were like, there!
She's admitting it!
She's admitting it all!
dan friesen
You've clearly never seen Dennis Miller on The O 'Reilly Factor.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
Because he's hilarious.
Yeah, sure.
unidentified
Sure.
jordan holmes
I bet.
I bet.
dan friesen
If you have a free, like, 15 minutes and you want to have a great time, go check out the clips from The Majority Report.
Where Sam Seder and Andy Kindler break down Dennis Miller's appearances.
jordan holmes
That's fantastic.
That's fantastic.
dan friesen
It's so funny.
But anyway, moving along.
On this August 19th episode, also, Alex brings back my main man, the body.
Jesse Ventura.
jordan holmes
Excellent.
dan friesen
And since we're past the point where he's bullshitting about his court case...
jordan holmes
We're not doing the lawsuit anymore.
dan friesen
Yeah, that narrative is past.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And now Jesse is just coming on to talk sense, and Alex can't really handle it.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
They talk a little bit about Trump, and Jesse Ventura's position is...
unidentified
Fuck Trump.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Oh!
dan friesen
It's interesting.
He's like, I don't agree with the things he's saying at all.
But I like that him and Bernie are shaking things up in terms of wrestling power away from the two-party system.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Which I can agree with philosophically.
Had we known at that point the consequences, I would taper it a little.
But I agree.
I don't think that it's...
jordan holmes
Rather than wresting control away from the two-party system, they...
Only consolidated it more around lunatics.
dan friesen
In a very, very scary way.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But at that point, I kind of see where he's coming from, and it's a very sensible position to have that these two candidates on the right and the left are mixing it up.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And he makes some good points about that.
But then they get into some immigration issues, and Jesse Ventura proposes, what I would describe as a thought experiment that Alex thinks is a literal suggestion.
And it's a little weird.
alex jones
Well, you are a lot better than Bernie Sanders, and I trust you more than Trump.
The reason Trump is having such success is he is exposing that a lot of the illegals that are coming in, just like Americans flee justice to Mexico, folks from Latin America are fleeing justice here.
Even CNN admits thousands of Chinese women, sometimes 10,000 a week, come in on a visa for terrorism, have their baby, and have it all paid for.
And then their kids are U.S. citizens, and Chinese newspapers advertise, come to America, get everything for free.
Now, I agree, the immigrants aren't the bad people overall, and there are a lot of good ones, but the people coming here to do that are being leeches, and the politicians that allow those laws to be in place are, and so are you ever going to see the perspective a little more like Trump and I do about the fairness issue of these borders?
jesse ventura
Well, then the first thing that you should do then, Alex, You and Donald should get together and lead the charge to take down the Statue of Liberty.
jordan holmes
Nice.
jesse ventura
Take it down.
jordan holmes
Way to do it!
alex jones
Jesse, that's kind of a stop statement.
jesse ventura
That's what welcomes these people to the country.
It says, give us your poor, give us your downtrodden.
alex jones
But they didn't get welfare before, and they had to wait at Ellis Island for three months to make sure?
jesse ventura
Wait a minute.
unidentified
Wait a minute, Alex.
jesse ventura
Every immigrant group in America has gone through the same thing.
Be it the Italians, be it the Irish, whenever it happened, they all went through the same thing.
Nobody wanted them here.
Everybody wanted them kicked out.
Oh, they're coming here, they're taking...
alex jones
A lot of that's Hollywood exaggerating.
A lot of that's Hollywood exaggerating.
jesse ventura
Well, okay, but take down the Statue of Liberty.
Take it down.
alex jones
Well, I mean, it is an occult symbol from France.
Maybe they should take it back.
jesse ventura
Well, then we should take that symbol down.
alex jones
I think we should melt it down and sell the scrap metal and import more illegals.
dan friesen
So what Alex doesn't grasp is that Jesse Ventura is suggesting this as a rhetorical way to say that turning away immigrants because they're poor or something like that is a refutation of our values as a society.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
And Alex thinks it's like, maybe.
jordan holmes
It is an occult symbol.
dan friesen
Right.
And then the other thing is Alex saying that immigrants experience...
That's Hollywood.
jordan holmes
Yeah, fuck you, Alex.
dan friesen
One thing I don't understand...
jordan holmes
Have you ever read a newspaper from any point in our history?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, the editorials, every time...
Like, when the Irish came over, you can go back and read editorials of, like...
These people are going to destroy America, and they're not even real people.
They come from a Catholic country where they're poor.
They can't even feed themselves.
Why do we have to feed them?
dan friesen
They have these violent skirmishes with each other.
They're just going to bring it over here.
jordan holmes
Yeah, they're going to drain our resources.
Oh, it's going to be terrible.
dan friesen
It's such a boring thing.
It's also similar.
But what I love is that Alex is saying that these immigrant things are all like, ah, that's Hollywood.
Meanwhile...
All he does is cite movies to make his arguments about predictive programming.
All this stuff Hollywood tells the truth.
It's hidden in lies.
Where is the line?
jordan holmes
There is no line.
dan friesen
Between guns.
jordan holmes
You know what we should do?
Melt down the Statue of Liberty.
dan friesen
Gun.
jordan holmes
Turn it into a giant gun.
Or...
Just give the Statue of Liberty a gun.
None of that.
So instead of the torch, we rebuild the arm.
It faces up.
It's got a gun in it.
And every Fourth of July, it shoots into the air.
dan friesen
Every time an immigrant comes in, it shoots off.
jordan holmes
Like a counter at a bar?
Absolutely.
One in, one out, guys.
One in, one out.
dan friesen
Also, I think that's a great feminist proclamation, you know?
It's a woman with a gun, and what's more feminist than that?
Making an Alex Jones statement here.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, Rachel Maddow?
dan friesen
I'm glad you brought up the idea of guns, because this next clip, Alex Jones discusses his feelings about immigration.
And I didn't realize that a lot of his fears about immigration is not about...
It's not really about, you know, them committing violent acts against people.
He uses that to gin up his base a bit and scare people.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like every time there's some story about an immigrant killing somebody, he's like, look at this!
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
It's not really about that.
And in this next clip, he sort of spells out what the end game that he foresees of immigrants coming in is.
It actually took me, it made me pause for a moment.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones
Clearly!
There's a globalist industrial plan by the Republican leadership, mainly, and the Democrats, to get cheap labor and to create political balkanization.
Clearly, immigrants to this nation, German immigrants, were treated bad by the English immigrants.
Because the English immigrants treated those beneath them bad.
That's just classism.
And the Italians and the Irish and all the rest of it.
And other immigrants, the Chinese, were treated terribly.
Probably a million Chinese died building the West.
I welcome all these hard-working good people here.
The problem is the socialists, the Ford Foundation, admits it as a plan to bring in 50, 60 million illegals from Latin America predominantly, have them basically all vote socialist, vote to take the guns, and it's game over.
And you incentivize with paying for the babies, making the kids citizens and all this, it's not fair.
I can't go to Mexico, have a baby with my wife, and then we get to stay there and get welfare.
dan friesen
First of all, I don't think it's really a reasonable argument to say what other countries do in order to rationalize or talk about what we do or what we should do.
Potatoes and potatoes.
jordan holmes
No, it makes perfect sense.
It makes perfect sense.
dan friesen
Potatoes and potatoes is actually the worst way I could have phrased that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no kidding.
You know that country who we think we're better than?
We should do everything they do.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That makes perfect sense.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, at least in Alex Jones' conception.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But there you saw that.
It's that these people are going to be...
They're going to come in.
They're going to be lured in by goodies.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like socialist benefits and what have you.
jordan holmes
And then they'll take our guns away.
dan friesen
Yeah.
They'll become a voting block that takes away our guns.
Everything goes back to guns.
He just loves guns.
jordan holmes
Can we just give them guns and then put them somewhere?
dan friesen
And guess what?
He has plenty of them.
jordan holmes
Right, but I mean all of them.
Okay, so here's what we do.
dan friesen
The farce is that no one is trying to take guns.
jordan holmes
No one's trying to take guns.
dan friesen
It's never happened.
jordan holmes
But here's what we do.
We outlaw guns pretty much everywhere, but the American Southwest.
Everybody who loves guns, go to Texas, go to Arizona, go to those places.
Not least of which, because guess what?
Those are going to be even more deserts very soon.
dan friesen
But they deny that it will be.
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, of course.
dan friesen
So they won't know it's coming.
jordan holmes
They won't have any idea.
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's gorgeous mesas.
jordan holmes
It's brilliant.
dan friesen
It's brilliant.
Alex, you already live in Texas.
It's basically a desert.
I bet property taxes would be even cheaper out there.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
You could set up a studio.
jordan holmes
Well, you would have to tie the gun every time you go to church.
dan friesen
That's true.
That's true, yeah.
jordan holmes
That's just the Bible right there.
dan friesen
Ten percent of the gun every time you go to church.
jordan holmes
Alright, I'll give you the holster today, preacher.
dan friesen
I'm completely fascinated, though, by how all roads lead to guns, in Alex Jones' mind.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And that's something that's kind of going to be a through line through today's episode, because, spoiler alert, he doesn't progress much in his opinion about Trump.
This episode is going to go up to August 26th, and he doesn't really change at all.
He's still in a position where he's like, I don't really trust him.
You heard him back there say, I trust Jesse Ventura, I trust you way more.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
He's still talking about loving Rand Paul and wishing Rand Paul would say bigoted shit.
You know, he's still there.
It's not like, the position hasn't evolved.
jordan holmes
I love Rand Paul, but he doesn't hate the brown people enough.
dan friesen
Yeah, he needs to be, he needs to turn his dog whistle into an air horn, and then I will fucking get on board with him more.
jordan holmes
Now, this whole thing is like, we keep getting close, and then it just pauses.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's weird.
What happened?
dan friesen
We thought it was over.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
We thought he'd made his pivot.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
And he hasn't, really.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
He's still...
I mean, granted, since that pivot, he's stopped talking about Trump's mob ties and stuff like that.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
But at the same time, he's definitely not said at any point to the end of this episode, the 26th, as it were, that he supports Trump.
He hasn't said he endorses him.
He's not...
All he's saying is, like, yeah, I love...
Hateful he is.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And he's apparently into guns, even though in the past he has said that, I don't know, Trump has said he supports assault weapons bans.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
He has in the past, which should be disqualifying for Alex.
jordan holmes
You would think?
dan friesen
I don't know.
It's very weird.
jordan holmes
What is, like, is there a race for, you know, like, is it, oh, I love guns, but I also hate immigrants?
Like, which is stronger?
unidentified
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Like, push comes to shove.
You offer Alex Jones.
A one-to-one...
dan friesen
I think you need three options in there.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
Because I think you should add abortion in there.
jordan holmes
Alright.
dan friesen
Because he has really weird feelings about abortion.
jordan holmes
Can we add the mystery box?
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Like, you can pick a door, or you get what's in the mystery box!
dan friesen
I love that.
It's chimeras.
jordan holmes
Everybody gets one.
dan friesen
Oh, by the way, I've made huge progress in figuring out his chimera narrative, but that'll be on the next episode.
Here's a nice teaser for next time.
So, on this episode, like I said, he's talking to Jesse Ventura.
Here is Jesse Ventura coming hard at Alex, and Alex doesn't get it.
He can't handle it.
Jesse Ventura's the shit.
I disagree with some of the things he says.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
But in a world of Alex Jones, Jesse Ventura is king.
jordan holmes
Well, the Statue of Liberty argument should have just shut Alex Jones down.
That is the perfect, that's the only argument.
Like, that is who we are.
dan friesen
You heard, like, I think we talked over it a tiny bit, but as soon as he says that, Alex is like three seconds of silence.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And then his response is, Ah, it's Hollywood bullshit.
That's a stunt argument.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's not really.
jordan holmes
No, that is the argument.
dan friesen
It's a hypothetical argument, certainly.
No one's going to tear down the Statue of Liberty.
jordan holmes
Well, fuck, who knows at this point.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's fair.
Jesse goes even further in this next clip, and it's great.
alex jones
But I really think it's a cheap shot to say, get rid of the Statue of Liberty.
jesse ventura
Well, to me, get rid of the Statue of Liberty, put up walls, and we shouldn't let Canada be immune.
If you're going to wall off Mexico, wall off Canada too.
Because the 9-11 hijackers allegedly came down from Canada and harmed us.
So let's be fair.
Let's put walls on both sides, keep out, and we'll end immigration and all that stuff.
And I hope people are prepared to watch their food quadruple because it's those people that harvest our agriculture.
They're our slave labor that we have in the country.
And it's going to end again.
I'm not for illegal entry into the country, but the point is, it's the people who have been in charge that have created this problem.
By the laws that they pass, the programs that are out there, how should somebody who's not a citizen qualify for a government program?
That shouldn't happen.
But by the same token, you put up all these walls and stuff, well then, that can keep you in, too.
And do we really want to be the United States of East Berlin and have tanks at the border?
And what will happen if you climb over the wall?
Is that you get shot?
Is that the death penalty?
Or what will happen if I climb over it to go to Mexico?
alex jones
No, I'm not saying we become Checkpoint Charlie.
What I'm saying is when these businesses hire illegals, they get in trouble.
jesse ventura
Wait, Alex, you said I could talk.
Alex, we are behaving right now.
If you read history, we're just like 1930s.
but ourselves.
So Mexicans are the easy people to blame.
We blame them for, oh, they're causing all our welfare.
Yet, what's his name?
Scott Walker just gave the Milwaukee bucks $290.
Oh, shit!
to do it.
jordan holmes
I am too messing.
jesse ventura
It's perfectly fine for corporate welfare.
But getting back to it again, if we're going to be that type of a country where we're going to put walls up and all that stuff, then we have to be like East Berlin because you're going to have to enforce it Sure, and Jesse, I am giving you fair time here.
alex jones
In fact, more time than I'm getting to debate this, I just wanted to interject.
jordan holmes
What is your debate?
alex jones
The facts that there's six and a half billion people.
Africa's population's going to 1.2 billion the next decade.
Latin America's is going close to a billion.
dan friesen
Alex has no argument.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that was a non-response.
dan friesen
Jesse's killing it, but also the thing that I think is really important and why I kept that last part in, Alex is citing statistics verbatim that David Duke cited to him.
jordan holmes
No shit.
dan friesen
Those statistics about Africa's population growing in Latin America, those are things that David Duke said to him.
unidentified
Wow.
dan friesen
The day before.
He is like this weird information sponge and doesn't realize where information is coming to him from.
He's citing David Duke's white nationalist positions in an argument that really has nothing to do with what they're talking about, where Jesse Ventura is dancing circles around him.
The reality is that you gotta...
Completely border off and militarize the border if that's what you want to do.
And at that point, you are becoming East Germany.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
East Berlin.
jordan holmes
Well, we've already got Hitler.
Might as well kick it up a notch.
dan friesen
Yeah, might as well.
I mean, that's great.
I love it.
I found another clip that I want to play at some point.
Of just Jesse Ventura taking fucking Alex Jones to the woodshed for like 20 minutes.
Yeah.
I think I might just put a link up to it, because it's so visual.
Watching Alex Jones' defeated face, where Jesse Ventura is just coming at him with facts, coming at him with like, Alex, what you're saying doesn't make sense.
jordan holmes
That's so good.
dan friesen
Alex is just like, oh god.
Why do I have him on my show?
jordan holmes
Right?
That's such a brutal thing for him.
I love you, Jesse Ventura.
unidentified
I wish you wouldn't make me feel wrong.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
jordan holmes
He's crying like a little girl.
dan friesen
Yeah, he's a cuck.
He's a little beta cuck.
jordan holmes
There's no bigger beta cuck than anybody who calls themselves an alpha.
dan friesen
So Alex on this show also has an interview with Martin Luther King Jr.'s Alex has an interview with Martin Luther King Jr.'s niece.
Yes.
And she's involved with some anti-abortion campaigns.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
So she comes on for like 10 minutes to talk about how, hey, abortion's not great.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
And Alex tries to make the interview way more important than it is.
And I don't think she...
She doesn't seem to have much awareness of who he is.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I don't think she has any idea what she just walked into.
dan friesen
Yeah, so it's pretty inconsequential, but he does, you know...
Be like, we got Martin Luther King Jr.'s niece coming up.
Right.
jordan holmes
That's his...
See, I'm not a racist.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
See?
dan friesen
Absolutely.
But he spends more time mad about fake stories from his own life.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
And this is one of them about...
He had just gone to Europe, if you recall.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Where he...
jordan holmes
Vacation.
Saw the Greek stuff and was like, globalists.
dan friesen
Vacation videos with Rob Dew, basically.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And Buckley.
And then, so this is a story about how he had a tough time.
jordan holmes
And Buckley's fourth wife.
dan friesen
Right.
Fifth.
jordan holmes
Fifth wife who stayed with Alex Jones.
dan friesen
This is a story about how it was difficult for him getting back to the United States.
alex jones
Can't make the films.
I can't launch the TV networks.
I can't get all the other work done I need to do when I have anger issues.
dan friesen
Which is all the time.
alex jones
And it's like flying back to the United States a week and a half ago.
I probably had.
Maybe, maybe $1,000 worth of stuff.
I bought my mom some plates and some jewelry and my girls some baubles and cheap jewelry and a bunch of knickknacks in Rome.
And I bought my son a bunch of stuff and I bought my dad some stuff and I bought cousins some things and some friends and family.
And I bought myself four or five shirts.
Probably wasn't even $1,000.
And I'm on the airplane.
I've forgotten to keep all the receipts to remember, so I fill out the customs form.
And I just say $1,500 just to be completely safe and say it's a higher number if they want to try to tax me or do some type of import thing.
Though it's not an import.
It's my personal stuff.
The lady goes, $1,500?
$800 is all this allowed.
And I read the thing.
It didn't say that.
It was like $10,000 in money.
You had to announce it.
I said...
Well, look, it's not even really $1,500.
I just don't know how.
She goes, well, you put false info down?
And I said, no, I just don't have the receipts and had been asleep on the airplane.
I was landing, and I just...
Here are the bags.
You know, if you want to look and see what the stuff is.
She goes, well, what is it?
And I go, it's like...
You know, it's knick-knacks.
It's like, you know, stuff from Stonehenge.
Stuff from Rome.
What's Stonehenge?
And I'm just like...
jordan holmes
She did not say what's Stonehenge.
alex jones
Hillary Clinton runs Benghazi, is lying about everything, takes money from dictators, and you're here interrogating me.
She goes, fine, we're going to search you, go to the back.
And I said, fine, but don't be smiling on a power trip.
I'm not scared of you sending me to the back.
I said, do whatever you want to me.
You live in this country, too, that's going to hell.
All these illegals, I see you just let straight through and ask them a question.
But because you know who I am.
I go, you know who I am, don't you?
She goes, yeah, I know who you are.
And then the next guy comes over.
He looks at my passport and he goes, oh, Alex Jones, of course.
And I said, of course.
Listen, I'm being interrogated and implying I'm doing something wrong.
I'm sick of it.
You know I don't have a criminal record.
You know I haven't done anything.
Leave me alone.
jordan holmes
Actually, you do, don't you?
alex jones
And see, there, I'm actually getting mad again.
I don't like the fact that I did that.
So I pray about it, you name it, and I'm just trying to get to the point where I don't have this temper.
jordan holmes
Do you go to therapy?
You said you name it.
alex jones
It's just the injustice drives me crazy.
And I don't like being discriminated against.
Man, I was watching people that clearly weren't citizens and were just coming in.
jordan holmes
Oh, you're so close.
alex jones
They were just rubber stamping them into the country.
jordan holmes
What if they were citizens?
dan friesen
Oh, no, no, no, no.
alex jones
And then the head manager comes back and goes, fine, I'm not going to search you.
I don't think you have any contraband.
I go, I don't.
He goes, I don't think you're importing things.
I go, I'm not.
He goes, you can go.
You know, blah, blah, blah.
dan friesen
Blah, blah, blah.
alex jones
Because I've come into the country before.
A bunch of them are listeners.
And that's why I don't want to act like a jerk.
I want to be charming and not get angry and just joke with them and make them feel stupid.
The ones that are bad.
jordan holmes
Wait, what?
alex jones
Because the woman was on a power trip.
So that I can actually change their minds, not just be their enemy.
dan friesen
That's probably not going to work.
jordan holmes
Nah, I doubt that.
dan friesen
Here's why I don't believe any of this story.
This is about a week after he got back from Europe.
So he's done, let's call it 25 hours of radio since he got back.
jordan holmes
And this is the first time he's brought it up?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Great.
dan friesen
Something tells me this is a very embellished story.
Maybe he got stopped and had to give ID or something like that.
Maybe.
You didn't have somebody to be like, what's Stonehenge?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Also, even in his lies, he's like, I was seeing people who clearly weren't citizens.
Alex, what do those people have in common?
dan friesen
The Brown.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I mean, yeah, even in his fantasy scenario, he's a bigot.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And even in his fantasy scenario, he's acting like an asshole.
Because if this lady was like, really like, hey, you know, what are you declaring?
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And stuff like that.
And he's like, Hillary Clinton runs Benghazi.
This is no way to live.
This is a bad society.
jordan holmes
What are you declaring?
dan friesen
I declare that Hillary Clinton is a witch.
jordan holmes
We're going to take down the Statue of Liberty.
dan friesen
Jesse Ventura said it was a good idea.
I definitely didn't misinterpret him.
unidentified
I am smart and I'm definitely not quoting statistics that David Duke gave me.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That story's crazy.
Has he said anything about the 14 words thing?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
No, he hasn't.
dan friesen
Like the Sarah Palin thing?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
In 2017.
jordan holmes
The Trump thing.
dan friesen
Well, but Trump didn't literally say the 14 words.
unidentified
Eh.
dan friesen
I mean, there was overlap, certainly.
But this, strictly speaking, if you guys don't know what we're talking about there, the neo-Nazis have a code phrase that they use, and it's 14 words.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it's basically, I can't quote it from memory because I'm not a neo-Nazi, but it's...
jordan holmes
Yeah, if you could, that would make me very suspicious, Dan.
dan friesen
It's like, we have to protect the future for the offspring of our race, blah, blah, blah.
That's basically the code of it.
That's the theme of it.
jordan holmes
That's the secret handshake.
dan friesen
And a lot of people have noticed that Donald Trump's speech in present day, in 2017, that he gave when he was over in Poland.
Right?
It was Poland?
jordan holmes
Yeah, it was Poland.
You know, the place where you, you know.
Want to be giving a speech like that.
dan friesen
Sure.
Those people use screen door submarines over there.
jordan holmes
Yeah, those crazy guys over there.
dan friesen
You won't know what you're saying.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So he gave a speech that did evoke a lot of things about our people and the West and protecting the future of the West and stuff like that.
jordan holmes
All of which is code for white.
dan friesen
Well, it is and it isn't.
It is because of the context that we know of Donald Trump.
We know things that he's said in the past, and we can use that to inform what he's saying in the present.
There's prior context.
There's the fact that he spent like a year and a half trying to push Obama's not-a-citizen narratives.
Things like that are not outside of the bubble of that speech.
And so he gives this speech, and Sarah Palin tweeted a link to a site called youngcons.com, Young Conservatives.
Also, if you're a young conservative, kill yourself.
What you put in the message was about Donald Trump said 14 words that will shock the United States.
But there is a possibility that that is auto-generated text based on the young conservative's website.
Because if you try and share that link on Facebook...
Apparently, a message about the 14 words comes up as the auto-generate.
unidentified
Gotcha.
dan friesen
And so that might have been the case on Twitter, but even if it was, and Sarah Palin, she can't be oblivious of that.
jordan holmes
She's a white nationalist.
dan friesen
There's no doubt about it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, come on.
dan friesen
I don't think that Alex has ever said anything about that.
I don't know.
I haven't heard it, and I didn't listen to Friday's episode yet.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
So I'm not sure, because that just happened on Friday.
jordan holmes
So maybe he did, maybe he didn't.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And even if he does, he's going to be dismissive.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I mean, he's not going to mention any...
Like, there's tons of neo-Nazi code that's slipping into popular consciousness without people realizing it.
Like, whenever you see 88 posted somewhere, just know that that means Hail Hitler.
Like, that kind of thing.
unidentified
Really?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I did not know that.
dan friesen
Yeah, because H is the eighth letter of the alphabet.
88. Is code in neo-Nazi circles for Hail Hitler.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
14. If you ever hear anyone mention 14 or 14 words, that's always referenced, especially online, basically.
jordan holmes
So is 888 a reference to Triple H the wrestler?
dan friesen
It is.
The game.
The cerebral assassin.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
Yeah.
8888 is a WrestleMania match between Hitler.
It's actually Heimrich Himmler and Triple H. Gotcha.
The cerebral assassin.
jordan holmes
So this is a celebrity death match we've just set up right now.
Right.
dan friesen
I don't know.
I'll get back to you on Alex on that.
But to close out the August 9th episode, or 19th from 2015, Alex has some thoughts about his own past abortions, and we always like to keep track of his weird feelings about those, especially considering his...
jordan holmes
ever-changing stance on who paid for them, whether or not he regrets them, all of this stuff.
dan friesen
And his virulently misinformational position on the Center for Medical Progress video And I just repent to God Almighty that I didn't do enough to stop the abortions that I've been involved in.
Plural.
alex jones
And then my heart and soul just says, that's all right.
In the end, you know, you're going to be tested, and you're going to pay for what you've done, hopefully only in this life.
I know God's got plans for me.
I'll pay.
jordan holmes
Don't worry.
dan friesen
So, he just has forgiven himself, and everything's good, because my gut tells me, ah, you're good.
jordan holmes
Eh, my heart says it's all right.
dan friesen
You're good.
jordan holmes
My heart says it's all right.
unidentified
You're good.
jordan holmes
That's some good Christianity right there.
unidentified
I'm a big fan of that.
dan friesen
You committed murder, Alex, based on your own fucking...
jordan holmes
You just apologized to God.
You're good to go.
dan friesen
And, hey, Alex, if you're listening, I don't believe this.
But you do.
So you know what you just did?
I don't know how many abortions you paid for, but in that clip, it's plural.
So there's a bunch of them, probably.
jordan holmes
Most likely.
dan friesen
If you had sex with 150 women before you were 16, I imagine there's tons of dead babies in your past.
Hey, those Center for Medical Progress videos, those show the reality of abortion.
So not only did you kill your children, Alex, what you did...
Was you made them endure horrible medical testing where they were born and aborted alive and sliced up and sold like meat.
That's what you did to your kids, Alex.
It's fine.
I forgive myself.
jordan holmes
His heart says it's alright.
dan friesen
No big deal.
jordan holmes
Dan, you got really intense there.
dan friesen
Well, because I think he's an idiot.
jordan holmes
I think so too, but you scared me a little bit.
dan friesen
I'm sorry.
I don't mean to scare you.
jordan holmes
I mean, I'm just...
I'm just saying, you got real...
dan friesen
Well, I just...
jordan holmes
It bums me out.
dan friesen
I really resonate with terrible hypocrisy.
It just really fucking drives me nuts.
The idea that you can...
Because I experienced this so much in my younger days in the church.
The sort of evangelical version of self-apology, self-forgiveness, is so devastating.
Because there are bad people in the world.
And when bad people get the idea, oh, I can just forgive myself, it really gives them a pass.
In terms of being able to just do whatever you want.
jordan holmes
All you have to do is pray.
dan friesen
I knew tons of people who had really violent tendencies and they would get into fights that they initiated.
And then afterwards, the church would be like, look, you just have to forgive yourself.
Talk to God.
Don't worry about it.
Next week, they're beating someone else up.
And it's not a productive way to organize or integrate behavioral improvements.
jordan holmes
Not least of which, because if...
Because that justifies everything they do, while at the same time the evangelicals are harsh on anybody who isn't.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
jordan holmes
To the point where if somebody who's not one of our church commits a crime, they're representing...
Well, it always gets back to racism, you know?
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Black people, if they committed a crime, they're evil people.
It has nothing to do with God's forgiveness there.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
And so they will justify their own behavior to the point where, fuck it, let's just all call ourselves evangelicals and then they'll have to be like, shit, you tricked us!
You got us on this one!
We forgive you.
dan friesen
I'm into it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, imagine that.
dan friesen
Something I'm not into is how Alex Jones decides to start the show on August 20th.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
dan friesen
You're going to need to put the mic down.
jordan holmes
Why?
dan friesen
Because this is really bad, and it involves Paul Joseph Watson.
alex jones
Fuck.
dan friesen
I know, I'm sorry.
This is, like, really, really bad.
alex jones
But first, Paul Watson reports on some of the giant distractions that are out there as they weaponize the media and try to absolutely confuse the population.
unidentified
Is prominent Black Lives Matter activist and self-help guru Sean King the next Rachel Dolezal?
paul joseph watson
Conservative news websites are abuzz with claims that King, who says he is biracial, is actually white and has been lying about his ethnicity all along.
King claims he was terrorised at school for being mixed race, but a 1995 police report identifies him as white.
Police also dispute King's claim that he was brutally beaten by rednecks in a racially motivated attack, which King alleged was Kentucky's first hate crime.
Records show the incident involved only one other person and that the injuries were minor.
dan friesen
So, Paul Joseph Watson has cowardly hidden behind the idea that conservative outlets are discussing this, which is code for their racist articles on Breitbart and Infowars.com alleging this.
And Sean King has gone on record on...
He did not need to do any of this, but he has very thoroughly laid out his family history.
He's addressed this.
He's black.
This is an incredibly bigoted thing to suggest.
And it is...
It's not a good sign for your argument when your best tactic that you can come up with to refute it is to suggest that the person who is against you is lying about their race.
That seems like a really bad position to come from.
jordan holmes
Also, your evidence is a 1995 police report.
dan friesen
From Kentucky.
jordan holmes
From Kentucky.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Where they listed him as white.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That was it.
That's your defense.
You didn't do any more digging.
You didn't look it up.
You didn't do fucking anything.
But you found one tiny little thing that you can hang your hat on.
And then that justifies your entire bullshit racist argument.
Sean King is a good guy.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Very much so.
jordan holmes
He's a very good human being.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And this is unfortunate for Breitbart and for Paul Joseph Watson and for Alex Jones and Infowars as a whole, because one of his classmates, one of Sean King's classmates, came out and actually gave an account on Facebook of what happened in the assault that Sean King was the victim of.
And I'll just read it here.
And I hate giving any sort of, like...
jordan holmes
Trigger warning?
dan friesen
No.
I mean, I hate a discussion of anything that's kind of violent and stuff like that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I'm not.
dan friesen
I feel like I'm being exploitative, but at the same time, I want to draw a line between what's real and what Paul Joseph Watson is suggesting.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
He's suggesting that the injuries were minor and it was one person who jumped him.
And here is the report from a gentleman by the name of Shea Gold.
Unfortunately, it seems that several groups on the internet are spreading lies about an event that happened at my high school when I was a student there.
This is a problem for me because they were not first-hand witnesses, nor are any of their sources.
I, however, was there and I saw it happen.
I've been asked to post my memory of that day, which I'm happy to do.
It involves another student at the time, Sean King.
I was a senior in high school and had just walked out of the band room when I saw Sean walking towards me in the hall.
"'For my entire high school career, "'I cannot recall saying anything more than hello to him.
"'However, this day, no exchange took place, "'because before it could happen, "'Sean was quite literally ambushed "'by a large group of large people.
"'He never saw what hit him.
"'He never had a chance.' I didn't stop to count how many attacked him, but the number was easily in the neighborhood of a dozen.
They were big white farm boys, all members of the FFA, the Future Farmers of America.
Immediately a crowd formed while they stomped the life right out of Sean.
Who couldn't have weighed more than a hundred pounds, if at all.
I remember not being able to get close, certainly not close enough to interfere.
The attackers had formed a circle around the debacle and would not let anyone in.
It stuck in my mind for years as the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
It couldn't have lasted long.
As soon as the chaos attracted the attention of two teachers, it was over, and the attackers deftly dispersed.
There was blood all over the floor.
I hung around in mute horror, not believing what I had just seen.
I had had a fairly sheltered upbringing and it was my first brush with violence that had left an impression.
So now, in 2015, various organizations on the internet have taken the stance that this incident never happened.
This view seems to stem from one specific article making the observation that the police account and public records of this incident do not coincide with Sean's account.
For example, the police report says there was only one attacker, not a dozen.
It also states that Sean's injuries were very minor.
What the article does not discuss is the political and social climate of that place and time, and how these factors had an effect on the fallout from this incident.
This is Versailles, pronounced Versailles, Kentucky, in 1995.
I believe the population around that time was about 6,000 or so.
When a minority gets almost beaten to death in a small rural town's high school, it is every civic leader's nightmare.
In 1995 in Versailles, it could have potentially made national headlines, had the story gotten out.
But unfortunately, it did not, and no residents of Versailles, Kentucky should be surprised.
By this point in the reading, you should have surmised that any investigating officer would have felt heavy, intense pressure from all sides.
The last thing Woodford County High School wanted was for this story to be on the front page of the local paper.
You don't have to interview school administrators to know that.
The city's elected leaders did not want this thing getting out because they wanted to keep their jobs, and the local police needed to keep a tight lid on it so they would not look like jackasses.
So, Sean's injuries were downplayed to just a scratch on the police report.
The Future Farmers of America guys had planned ahead for one of them to take the fall for all of them.
The investigating officer was happy to put that detail in his reports, nor was he eager to interview witnesses, having never asked me a single question.
When you read about incidents like these, it's very easy to imagine the details were left out.
Memories are hazy.
Things are made up.
If you're having such reservations about this story, please understand that I have no agenda.
I was not close with Sean in high school, and I have not spoken with him since.
I'm in no way related to his efforts to combat racism, nor was I ever close with his attackers.
I relate my memories of that day only so people will know what really happened.
I was one of the few people that saw it with their own eyes.
So, fuck you, Paul Joseph Watson.
jordan holmes
Jesus fucking Christ.
dan friesen
Fuck you, Paul Joseph Watson.
As if we need more evidence of his lazy fucking reporting.
jordan holmes
You know, it is one of those things where...
All of this shit is happening concurrently.
It is happening all the time.
The only...
I hate myself for it, but the only way I can really get through the day, and I think most of us do this, is just kind of like, well, it's not happening where I'm at.
Right.
This kind of shit...
How many times are police officers going to...
Or no, fuck him.
Murderers.
How many times are murderers not going to be put in jail for killing black people?
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
How many fucking times?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
This should be something where we all as a fucking country wash over these people.
Everybody fucking shows up.
But it, like...
There's this paralysis of, well, I have to do my job.
I have to go to work.
It makes me feel so much like a fucking Nazi.
It really makes me feel like, oh, they're taking Jews away.
Well, I still got a fucking job.
dan friesen
Yeah, not like a Nazi, but a good citizen during a Nazi occupation and shit like that.
Yeah, absolutely.
It's infuriating.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I feel like that's the problem.
If I don't...
Like, if I don't kind of filter that out, I have to face the fact that every day I am complicit in this shit.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Like, every day I am at fault.
dan friesen
I mean, it does, it sucks.
I can't travel to various places and help protest or anything, and we've seen the end result.
A lot of these protests don't get shit really accomplished.
Cops still end up walking after murdering.
jordan holmes
How many, yeah, how many protests have there been?
There have been, every single time, there's been a protest.
And all we've done is march incrementally towards them being charged, as opposed to the grand jury saying there's not enough evidence.
dan friesen
And that's not to say that people shouldn't be protesting.
jordan holmes
No, absolutely.
dan friesen
But it is to say that it, I don't know, there's no real solution except for...
jordan holmes
I mean, it's, it's, I can't afford to help other human beings.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, just monetarily.
Like, I wanted, whenever Ferguson happened, I wanted so bad to be there.
Because that's what I needed to do.
That's what I needed to do.
And if I had gone, I fucking wouldn't have been able to make rent.
Like, that's the kind of thing.
And I would love to, you know, I'm not good enough.
I'm not a good enough person.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Because if it mattered as much as I think it does, why am I not for...
I don't know, man.
There's just this paralysis.
Of what else can I do in my circumstance?
Because otherwise I am complicit, you know?
Like, all of this shit, it is heartbreaking.
Anyways, let's go back to that out of context drop.
dan friesen
Rachel died as a dude.
jordan holmes
Yeah, oh man, remember the good times when we weren't thinking about how we're part of the issue?
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Ugh.
dan friesen
But I mean, on a larger level...
I don't think it gets us off the hook at all, but I think the fact that we wrestle with these things means that we're trying.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
It will never be enough, though.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
That's the thing.
That's why we got into the Civil War.
That was the whole reason.
dan friesen
Fuck you, it was tariff.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay, never mind.
unidentified
Well...
jordan holmes
Why are my taxes going up in Illinois, huh?
The legislature just overruled Bruce Rauner, who should be fucking hit by a truck.
dan friesen
A lot of truck hits.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
Today's gonna be a very get-hit-by-a-truck-heavy episode.
dan friesen
Paul Joseph Watson needs to get hit by a lorry.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
dan friesen
As we've been over.
jordan holmes
As many as you can find.
I want it to be a cartoon where there's just a convoy running over him.
dan friesen
Let's move along.
Let's get to greener pastures, perhaps.
So like I said, Alex doesn't talk too much about Trump in this span, but he does drop a couple of little nuggets that indicate awareness of things that he now would deny he was aware of.
And in this next clip, Alex Jones, like in the current day, he likes to say that Trump is sacrificing his financial status in order to...
Be president and make America great.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's just stupid.
He's just an idiot on that one.
dan friesen
Well, it's a lie.
And this next clip from 2015 indicates that he knows it's a lie.
unidentified
Oh, really?
dan friesen
Yeah.
donald j trump
Five million dollars last week I turned down from one man.
alex jones
I said, I don't want your money.
And I think that resonates with people.
I really think it resonates with people.
unidentified
One more question.
alex jones
As if Donald Trump's interest won't become fabulously more rich if he gets to the presidency.
dan friesen
Ha ha.
unidentified
Alex.
jordan holmes
Goddammit, Alex!
dan friesen
Yep, he's keenly aware of the fact that becoming president will be a financial huge victory for him.
jordan holmes
Huge victory for him.
dan friesen
So, Alex, that argument that you make...
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, just the amount of money that we've paid to Trump's golf courses for him to play golf at his golf courses.
dan friesen
You know what's something I've been sort of thinking about?
Like, did he golf this much before he was president?
jordan holmes
That's a good question.
dan friesen
Because if he did, how's he...
jordan holmes
How can he afford that shit?
Or how can he run businesses?
dan friesen
And the reason it's so expensive now is because of all the security and shit.
unidentified
He doesn't run businesses.
jordan holmes
He's a fucking moron.
Nobody would actually let him run his own business.
dan friesen
He launders money.
jordan holmes
He would go bankrupt.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Six times!
dan friesen
We've all...
I mean, we were all pretty clear on it at this point.
He launders money for mobs.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's basically...
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's basically his job.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, great.
jordan holmes
He puts his name on shit and launders money.
dan friesen
And now that he's president, he is making a lot more money.
Yeah.
So...
jordan holmes
Doing less money laundering.
dan friesen
Perhaps.
jordan holmes
Or maybe...
dan friesen
His kids have taken over doing a lot of that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I guess that's true.
dan friesen
So, the rest of this episode...
jordan holmes
He's too busy sucking Putin's dick!
Get it?
Get it?
dan friesen
So, the rest of this episode is large...
There's a lot of fear-mongering in this episode.
He has a really long interview with Dr. Group.
Comes in, wants to talk more about how his products are awesome.
jordan holmes
And how he's saving the world from the sins of his father.
dan friesen
Yeah, absolutely.
He is a hero.
And they talk about how they're not fear mongers a bunch.
jordan holmes
While fear mongering.
dan friesen
I'm going to play some fear mongering clips.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Because Alex, like we said, when we started this investigation, Alex was saying that this summer was going to be like...
jordan holmes
Financial collapse.
dan friesen
It's coming.
jordan holmes
Burning riots.
dan friesen
Harry Dent, who is an economist who comes on the show, has said it's weeks away.
They're taking every single movement in the Chinese stock market to be like, this is it!
It's coming!
And now, Alex, because the summer is now in August now, he's now moved up doom to September.
alex jones
I'm not saying anything's going to happen big in September, but I remember actually a couple years ago hearing...
The last blood moon comes in the middle of September, and then all hell breaks loose, and Jewish mysticism, and I'm like, okay, I'm not poo-pooing all that, and I'm not disrespecting it, but come on.
And I didn't believe it.
And I'm not saying it's going to happen now, but you go over all the things happening, the elites believe in this.
Like the Romans used to go to war when Mars was in a certain aspect of vengeance or whatever, when they thought the stars were ready, and the elites today, most presidents, prime ministers...
They operate on astrology and all this, so they believe in it.
Whether you and I believe in it or not, it's going on.
And now it's all coming to a head in the real world.
It's just weird that, like two years ago, talk about the blood moons in September of 2015, talk about the last blood moon, talk about the...
I'm just like, okay, go take your Thorazine.
And then now, it just looks really weird.
In the last six months, last year, everybody I talked to does have this sense of this ominous or this portent.
dan friesen
It's portent.
But also, I mean, he's saying, I'm not saying that anything's going to happen in September, but everything is going to happen in September.
jordan holmes
That's such a great little trick there.
Yeah.
They believe this.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Like that kind of thing.
dan friesen
The globalists believe demons and interdimensional.
jordan holmes
Of course they don't.
You do, Alex.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You're just hiding your insane belief system behind.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Hey, look.
dan friesen
This fake group of people believe this.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
These imaginary people believe in this imaginary thing, so you have to take it seriously.
dan friesen
And help me fight it.
jordan holmes
I'm not saying that I believe in this stuff, even though I'm the only person telling you this is real.
dan friesen
I categorically believe this is true.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
Here's what you do if you're up against, let's say, a witch, and you don't believe in witchcraft.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Oh, you're doing a spell?
Interesting.
And then you move along.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because otherwise, there's nothing there.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
There's like, oh, yeah, you're going to cast a spell on me?
All right, good luck with that.
jordan holmes
Well, hey.
I don't believe in witches, but you're a witch, and you believe in witches.
dan friesen
Oh, shit.
jordan holmes
So I have to take your magic seriously.
dan friesen
I guess.
jordan holmes
That's how that works.
That's what he's saying.
dan friesen
Basically.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's so stupid.
jordan holmes
That's fantastic.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Do you think we can, like...
dan friesen
It's cowardly.
jordan holmes
It's so cowardly.
dan friesen
But it's the same thing that we see over and over again with his not wanting to own up to what he actually believes.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It's the regenerative med beds, the holographic med beds from Randy Kramer all over again.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's this, I hide behind...
Rhetorical devices so I don't actually have to expose what I believe because if I did tell you, you'd make fun of me.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
It's very dumb.
So there's more stuff about Doom.
jordan holmes
Blood moons?
Blood moons.
Alex.
dan friesen
Blood moons.
Blood moons.
Jewish mysticism.
Blood moons.
What?
jordan holmes
Let's throw in Jewish mysticism.
Who cares?
dan friesen
This next clip is a discussion of what would happen if an EMP went off, which they're saying is probable.
jordan holmes
That sounds fun.
dr ed group
If you see cars all of a sudden dead on the road, you better just start getting outside of a big city as fast as you can.
Because after 24 hours, the food starts to spoil.
alex jones
People still don't know what's going on.
But you have about 72 hours.
jordan holmes
After that...
alex jones
All hell breaks loose.
All hell breaks loose because there's no food, there's no water.
And in every study, unless they're talking about Japanese, it's just a fact, people then start burning everything down.
unidentified
What?
alex jones
And then within 10 days...
Almost anyone will murder others.
Within 15 days, almost universal cannibalism.
You also have the crossing now.
dr ed group
This is actually NASA documents that say that there's meteors that are going to be crossing in September, too.
alex jones
We're already entering a bunch of them.
That's why there's so many big showers.
unidentified
That's right.
alex jones
And it's funny.
dr ed group
It's not funny, but about six years ago, I was contacted by what was supposedly a top-secret organization that was working, that was put together by the government.
To try to find the best method to deter a meteor shower.
alex jones
By the way, that project's now admitted.
unidentified
That's right.
But I'll tell you about what happened with that project after the break.
dan friesen
He doesn't.
alex jones
Well, I don't want to get anybody in trouble, but the point is, there's a lot of stuff going on behind the scenes.
dan friesen
Okay, so first of all, cannibalism, that's hilarious.
But secondly...
jordan holmes
Now, do you understand what he just said there?
dan friesen
Near-universal cannibalism after 15 days.
jordan holmes
Human beings are only 15 days away from eating other people.
dan friesen
At any point.
jordan holmes
At any point in time.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
If the power went out here...
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You and I are going to eat each other.
dan friesen
Undoubtedly.
jordan holmes
That's just true.
dan friesen
We got half a month.
jordan holmes
Even in fucking zombie movies, people don't resort to cannibalism.
dan friesen
It's 28 days later.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
But...
jordan holmes
Yeah, why not even say that?
Why not just throw 28 Days Later in there?
He believes movies.
dan friesen
Yeah, predictive programming.
jordan holmes
Yeah, come on.
dan friesen
So the real thing is, we've discussed this in the past, but in real-world scenarios where disasters strike, people don't attack each other generally.
They work together.
jordan holmes
They go the absolute opposite direction.
dan friesen
Human nature in emergencies often is to recognize the humanity in each other and try and help.
It actually usually brings out the best in people.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Weirdly.
jordan holmes
Well, you go to, even in the Ukraine, whenever, or in Crimea, whenever Putin was going whole hog and tearing down their power grid, doing all of that stuff, you can read these stories about how people developed...
Developed their own black market smuggling to get food into people at a cheap cost.
Who put together all these different systems in order to survive this.
And they fucking did it.
dan friesen
Yeah, like real world situation.
My dad when he was in Greece during the time when they cut off withdrawals from banks.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Because he was not a Greek citizen, he was able to take out a bunch of money.
And there were a bunch of other people who did that in order to help people who had money trapped in accounts.
Yeah.
The examples.
There are so numerous of people coming together.
Also, Alex, a lot of people have generators.
jordan holmes
Not in the city.
Not in the city.
Get out of the city.
dan friesen
Damn, it's the city.
It would be bad, certainly.
You would take down a lot of electricity sources and what have you, but there's a lot of people with crank generators and shit like that.
Who cares?
jordan holmes
And there's a backup power...
dan friesen
There would be a lot of really creative solutions to helping each other that would come out of that.
jordan holmes
And that's another one of those...
That's such a subtle little...
dan friesen
That's fear-mongering.
jordan holmes
That subtle little, like, oh, get out of the city folk are the first to go down.
You guys, us in the country, we're self-sufficient.
dan friesen
People in the city are trapped like rats.
jordan holmes
Oh, exactly.
You don't want to go to a city.
You're 15 days away from being eaten.
dan friesen
Yeah, or eating somebody.
jordan holmes
Or eating somebody.
dan friesen
So also, let's take a break to really recognize the comedy.
Of a supposedly secret organization.
jordan holmes
Supposedly.
dan friesen
Run by the government.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
That has now been declassified.
Which hasn't.
There's nothing here.
jordan holmes
It's not real.
dan friesen
Coming to Dr. Group in order to get advice about deflecting meteors.
Dr. Group is a chiropractor!
He is a chiropractor!
jordan holmes
He is a prophet.
unidentified
He is a chiropractor with weird herbs!
dan friesen
That's all he is!
Why would they ask him about meteors?
jordan holmes
How do you deflect against meteors?
Obviously brain force.
dan friesen
Selenium.
jordan holmes
Obviously.
dan friesen
Oh my god.
jordan holmes
What you do is you put deep earth iodine in the sky.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Even if you had to put together a dirty dozen.
You need 12 guys.
jordan holmes
So we're talking about Armageddon.
That's what we're getting into.
We're going full on Armageddon here.
dan friesen
We're putting together a team of roughnecks.
Right.
You still don't need a chiropractor in there.
unidentified
That's not an essential skill.
jordan holmes
We could use minors better than chiropractor.
dan friesen
If we have a team that's 50 deep, I still don't need a chiropractor.
jordan holmes
But what if somebody throws their back out, Dan?
dan friesen
Subcontract the chiropractor.
You don't need to tell them about all the plans.
You can hire freelance chiropractor.
That's so stupid.
And Alex knows, like, they know it's stupid.
And if you talk about it a little bit more, everyone will know it's stupid.
So, like, we don't want to get into one in trouble.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
That's fucking self-defense right there.
That's gorgeous.
jordan holmes
That's pathetic.
dan friesen
So, speaking of pathetic, this next clip, Alex Jones kind of outs that most of his ideas about the world are bullshit.
alex jones
You know, I could write a science fiction book where aliens run the planet, and this is all like a big test to, like, create the superhumans that are going to survive what comes out of this.
And the ultimate prison planet that would make the prison planet from Dune look like a heavenly place.
dan friesen
Alex just basically talked about his own philosophy and his life beliefs in order to sort of reverse L. Ron Hubbard.
Right.
I could take this worldview that is kind of a religion to me and make it into a sci-fi book.
What the fuck, man?
jordan holmes
Also, there were no prison planets in Dune.
What is he talking about?
Geedy Prime?
Baron Harkonnen's home planet?
Because Arrakis wasn't a prison planet.
That was a great...
I mean, come on!
dan friesen
Dune talk puts me to fucking sleep.
That book was too long.
jordan holmes
Never not gonna talk Dune.
dan friesen
Fair enough.
Then this podcast is done.
jordan holmes
Is that where you...
I'm gonna put my foot down?
dan friesen
Hard line.
jordan holmes
Any Dune talk.
dan friesen
Yeah.
All right.
So that's the end of our coverage of August 20th.
If you want to check in with the other stuff that happened, David Knight did a special report about how the wall isn't going to work.
So he's not even sold on Trump shit at this point.
David Knight is a stalwart Trump supporter now.
He also basically says that Trump's stance on immigrants isn't mean enough, which is crazy.
jordan holmes
Jesus.
dan friesen
But David Knight's a nut.
Also...
jordan holmes
Nobody hates America more than people who say they love America.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Absolutely.
jordan holmes
Nobody hates America.
They really hate us.
dan friesen
They hate America as an ideal.
They love America as a place for whites.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, also, Alex has an interview with this guy named...
jordan holmes
We should give them a prison planet.
dan friesen
Yeah.
All right.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
New Mexico.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, Alex also has an interview with a guy named Tosh Plumlee.
Robert Tosh Plumlee.
jordan holmes
That's a great name.
dan friesen
It's pretty good.
jordan holmes
That's a great name.
dan friesen
He's like a CIA whistleblower or what have you.
He wants to talk about SCIFs, the secured information areas, you know, secured controlled information areas.
It's about Benghazi.
unidentified
Gotcha.
dan friesen
It's a bunch of nonsense.
But I have this question about Benghazi.
And I don't know if this has ever been really handled by the right-wing folk who push Benghazi narratives.
They believe that Benghazi was the center of gun-running operations to get guns to Syrian rebels, to Libyan rebels.
jordan holmes
Is that really what they believe?
dan friesen
Yeah, they believe there was, like, Stinger missiles being transported through there to terrorist organizations.
That's why Alex believes that we arm al-Qaeda and ISIS and what have you.
jordan holmes
Through Benghazi.
Gotcha.
dan friesen
That's dumb.
And that this was an attack to cover up stuff like that.
And so that's sort of their belief about it.
And the question that I have is that, okay, they believe that Chris Stevens, the guy who got killed at Benghazi, the ambassador, they believe that he had discovered this stuff and he was going to come out with it, and that's why they let him die.
The question that I have is, if this is a massive globalist gun-running operation, weapons dealing that's going through...
Uh, Benghazi.
Isn't that position an incredibly important position to have, like, a patsy in?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
These positions are not, like, accidentally given to somebody.
These are, like, ambassadorships that are granted by the president, who at the time was Obama.
jordan holmes
Nope.
dan friesen
He could put a minion in there.
Nope.
jordan holmes
He had a crisis of conscience, Dan.
Bullshit.
dan friesen
Bullshit.
jordan holmes
Crisis of conscience.
dan friesen
Bullshit.
That doesn't work.
jordan holmes
Also, if you are doing this massive gunrunning operation, why would you want to make that the most famous thing in the world as a cover-up?
That's a very bad cover-up.
dan friesen
It's a pretty bad one.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, their argument is simple for that.
It's like, ah, it blew up in their face.
They didn't think it would be this big.
Thought I could brush it under the surface.
jordan holmes
You could.
You just close it.
unidentified
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Just close it down.
dan friesen
It doesn't make sense.
That the person in charge of that area...
Wouldn't be someone who you have under pedophile blackmail.
If Alex Jones' worldview is totally correct and the globalists use pedophilia accusations and real pedophilia in order to keep everyone in line, Chris Stevens, or whoever was in his position, would be someone who's blackmailed.
jordan holmes
Yeah, why would you kill him?
If he came out with that stuff, you'd just be like, yeah, he fucks kids.
And instantly nobody would believe anything.
dan friesen
Right, or it would turn into...
A complete zoo.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But, yeah, it's just so dumb that they never deal with that.
Like, it's two pieces of their narrative that coincide to invalidate each other, and they're just like, nah, just ignore that.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Ignore that.
jordan holmes
They yada, yada, yada.
dan friesen
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
jordan holmes
Hey, you're just a beta cuck.
You're not awake!
You're not awake, Dan.
dan friesen
It's true.
jordan holmes
You're not awake to the fight!
He was actually a secret patriot.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
He lied about...
He went along with all of this stuff.
dan friesen
He fucked kids, but he didn't inhale.
Right.
So he's not subject to blackmail, and they're...
God damn it.
jordan holmes
These people are so fucking stupid.
dan friesen
They're nuts.
jordan holmes
Dan!
How did we lose?
dan friesen
I don't know.
They have better marketing than us.
unidentified
Are we dumb?
jordan holmes
Are we dumb?
Are we secretly the dumbest people on the planet?
dan friesen
No.
What it is is that smart people deem this sort of world, this alt...
Right-wing conspiracy theory world as beneath them, and they think it's so stupid that why would anyone pay attention to it?
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Not realizing that all the while you don't pay attention to it, it builds momentum, it gains steam, false stories, reinforce other false stories, and then eventually we're in the position we're in now.
jordan holmes
Right.
And they're a unified block.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, we are absolutely not.
dan friesen
Not even you and I. No!
Necessarily.
I hate Dune.
jordan holmes
Yeah!
In one respect, I and Alex Jones agree against you, Dan.
And that is, Dune is a great book.
dan friesen
He didn't say that.
We don't know that for sure.
So, Jordan, in the summer of 2015, you might have noticed that Alex Jones is taking a page out of the Howard Kramer School of Life, and he is having a summer.
Shout out to Dragon Boy Sway.
jordan holmes
Have yourself a summer.
dan friesen
So Alex has gone a lot, it seems, during this stretch.
He went to Europe.
He's been on other weird vacations.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And on the 21st through the 24th, he's out of pocket.
He went to Canada.
To do some sort of a lecture with George Norrie of Coast to Coast AM.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
The two of them met up.
jordan holmes
That's a solid double bill right there.
dan friesen
Totally.
Totally.
A lot of different kinds of crazy in that building.
So Alex was in Canada for that, and then he's very unspecific about what he did after that, because he doesn't just come back.
That's over the weekend, but he doesn't come back until, I believe, Wednesday of the next week, which would be the 25th.
He did do a report from the road that I heard that said he was in Chicago.
I don't know what he was doing here.
But it's very weird.
He's on a lot of weird trips throughout the summer of 2015.
I don't care to speculate about what he's up to, but it's weird.
jordan holmes
Cannibalism.
dan friesen
Probably.
15 days.
jordan holmes
He came here for the taste of Chicago, and the taste was people.
dan friesen
It was Polish people.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
The 23rd, he was in Chicago.
No, the 24th.
So that's 15 days after the 9th.
That's when he stopped eating.
jordan holmes
Oh, shit!
Dan!
Is that where that chunk of your leg went?
I knew this was all about revenge.
dan friesen
It's not really a scar from surgery.
Alex done got me two years ago.
jordan holmes
As we all know, if you get bit by Alex Jones, you slowly turn into him.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's true.
Guys, buy my colloidal...
Beef.
jordan holmes
I'm starting slow.
That's not going anywhere.
dan friesen
So Alex comes back and he goes on a long tangent on the 25th about how tired he gets.
From talking to fans.
It's a little ungracious.
jordan holmes
That's okay.
dan friesen
He basically is explaining that talking to people is exhausting.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But the reason it's exhausting is because he actually talks to them.
Unlike these ding-dong celebrities who just shake your hand and glad hand you and move you along, he wants to get to know every single person.
Comes up to him and, oh, I'm so burdened by everyone liking me.
jordan holmes
Or he realizes all of his listeners are fucking stupid.
dan friesen
No, that is definitely true.
It would be incredibly exhausting to have all these people come up to you and pitch their conspiracy theories.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
For a short period of time, Marty DeRosa, our friend Marty, at shows that we did, he would sick people on me who'd start talking about conspiracies.
And so, like, he would just be like, oh, you gotta talk to that guy.
jordan holmes
Very nice.
dan friesen
And point them over to me, and that was exhausting.
I'll tell you that, for sure.
People just coming up to me and being like, hey man, you wanna...
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Oh, boy.
No, I don't want to talk.
So, this is sort of a piece of that conversation, but he gets into, like, the good stuff that comes also.
And this is, yet again, another installment in our ongoing series, Alex Tells Stories That Didn't Happen.
alex jones
The hotel staff.
It was like Fight Club.
Because a lot of people don't say they're listeners.
Just at the end, they go, you don't need to check out.
I know you had two bottles out of the minibar.
Mr. Jones liked the show.
And it was a Chinese, attractive Chinese, obvious immigrant.
She barely spoke English.
What?
jordan holmes
She liked the show?
alex jones
She was working behind the desk.
She doesn't speak English.
And she just walked up and said, no need for you to check out, Mr. Jones.
By the way, I'm a listener.
And then both the women behind the counter behind her smiled at me.
I mean, it's like Fight Club.
dan friesen
It's not like Fight Club.
jordan holmes
How is that like Fight Club?
alex jones
And Buckley's experience to help set up the TV network connections and all the rest of it.
About 75% of the time, Fight Club works to our advantage in that they're fellow travelers, you use the communist term, but fellow travelers in liberty and freedom.
About 25% of the time, though, they're not fellow travelers.
dan friesen
Alex Jones gets beat up 25% of the time.
He's talking about the Fight Club aspect of these people in this secret group help each other out with stuff.
In their private lives.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Like, you work somewhere and another member of Project Chaos comes in and...
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Sure.
I'll help you out.
That sort of thing.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
The only real similarity between his life and Fight Club is that his followers are planning domestic terror.
jordan holmes
That's...
That's...
dan friesen
Their goals are different.
jordan holmes
You're right.
dan friesen
And I guess they both hate banks.
jordan holmes
Who doesn't hate banks?
dan friesen
That story didn't happen.
jordan holmes
It absolutely didn't happen.
dan friesen
Obvious Chinese immigrant lady.
jordan holmes
What obvious Chinese immigrant lady who barely speaks English is like, you know that Alex Jones?
I love his show.
dan friesen
The tragedy of that is if she is listening, she's listening to learn English.
And Alex's version of English is not good.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
So, that's just a nice little aside for us.
A nice little story that didn't happen.
Now, Alex gets to this next clip.
jordan holmes
Alex Jones' English for Immigrants class would not be an enjoyable class to take.
dan friesen
Just teach yourself how to say, I hate globalists.
jordan holmes
You're good.
dan friesen
That's all you need.
jordan holmes
There you go.
dan friesen
So, Alex, on this next clip, this is delicious.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
When I told you before the show that this is going to be very weird, this isn't part of that.
jordan holmes
This isn't part of it?
Okay.
dan friesen
No, this is great.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
This is so dumb.
But it's also like, oh, I love this.
He's talking about derivatives.
jordan holmes
Oh boy, we're already on it.
dan friesen
Nope, it doesn't go anywhere you think it's going to go.
jordan holmes
Okay, okay.
dan friesen
He's talking about, I don't even remember the context of how he's talking about it, but it gets into chivalry, and his thoughts about it are amazing.
This might be another Mike Downward, because it's hilarious.
jordan holmes
Okay, alright.
dan friesen
This is, you know how they have that meme, this is the future that liberals want?
jordan holmes
This is the future that liberals want.
dan friesen
This is the future that Alex Jones wants.
alex jones
And the answer is no, get rid of it and get back to truly transparent free market systems that are so successful and so wealth generating, they do create unbelievable opulence and civilization and spoiled rottenness.
But if you remove the spoiled rottenness and bring back chivalry to a free market, and that means if you want to fight a man...
Or you want to go out in the street and shoot each other, it's legal to do so.
I've studied history.
We have to return total free market, but also chivalry.
The gang thugs won't be acting tough in the streets anymore because if they mess with a family, you can demand satisfaction and then their leader has to come out in the street with you by sword or by gun.
I mean, you go, oh, that's backward.
No, that's not backward.
That's what built civilization.
That's why people were very, very polite.
You go to places like Spain or Italy, Where just 150 years ago, you smart-mouthed somebody, they'd call you out in the street?
I mean, you think the American West was the only place where guys would go out in the street and shoot each other?
That's what duels come from.
That's where all of this originates from.
Many of our founding fathers killed people in duels.
But their crime rate was much lower overall.
Most people were very, very respectful.
Because if you were going to shoot your mouth off, you're going to have to make good on that check.
Your mouth can't write checks.
It can't cash.
And there wasn't welfare.
And there wasn't a society based on obsessing over language and all this garbage.
What they do is they have a society where they remove responsibility, and then they replace it with political correctness as the new chivalry that's anti-chivalry, all about...
Pulling down the strong, pulling down the honorable, and having gangs of ninnies be able to engage in whatever crime they want, but then you selectively can be shut down and persecuted by them.
dan friesen
Oh, that last part didn't make any sense, but he wants to bring back duels!
jordan holmes
He wants kings!
He wants feudalism!
dan friesen
Basically.
jordan holmes
Does he not?
Do you not get that those two things go hand in hand?
dan friesen
More or less.
jordan holmes
Free market, yes, it creates incredible wealth and opulence for a very small percentage of people who own everything!
dan friesen
Yep, and the rest of us have to duel.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's serfdom!
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
It's like he even said, there's no welfare.
Yeah, because we're all fucking dying!
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You idiot!
You are so...
How are you so stupid?
dan friesen
He wants duels.
jordan holmes
How is...
Yeah, he really just wants to be able to fight.
dan friesen
I think he's talking about...
jordan holmes
He wants to be able to fight for free.
dan friesen
I think he's talking about, like, chivalry in the Don Quixote sense.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Even, like the, like...
jordan holmes
Slap somebody with a glove.
Like, that's what he's talking about.
dan friesen
Like a medieval code of chivalry.
Not just being nice to ladies.
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah, exactly.
jordan holmes
That is what he's talking about.
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's crazy.
Which, you know what?
If we could keep welfare, fucking fine.
unidentified
I'm good with it.
dan friesen
I'm not sure that works out.
jordan holmes
Here's what we're going to do.
We're going to combine Alex Jones' dreams and the way to go, which we're going to institute a fully socialist system where healthcare is paid for, everyone has a universal basic income.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
But also, you get to fight a duel if you want to fight a duel.
No big deal.
dan friesen
Let me explain.
One of the problems with dual civilizations.
jordan holmes
I can't think of any problems so far.
dan friesen
If you're really good at pulling a gun, you're always right.
jordan holmes
I don't see how that's possible, Dan.
Are you saying that might makes right in these civilizations?
dan friesen
It's not even might.
It's just a trick you've learned.
If you're good at close-up magic, you can be the king of the world.
It's equivalent of that.
You could be one of the most hateful, awful people.
Who goes around and abuses people, and then, once you've abused them, they're like, I demand satisfaction.
Take it to the street.
You're a quick draw.
You shoot them.
Oh, you were right to abuse them.
jordan holmes
Yeah, does he not...
He doesn't realize that in all Westerns, that is the system.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Well, he does realize that.
He just wants to be the hero.
Like, he wants to be the...
dan friesen
He's a quick draw.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he wants to be the roving gunman who goes from town to town saving people from the evil...
dan friesen
He's not smart enough to make real arguments, and he does love guns.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So this is the solution.
Let's mold society into a place where pulling out your gun really fast means you're right.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's awesome.
jordan holmes
That is really what he wants, isn't it?
That's what all these gun people really want.
They want the chance to use their guns all the time.
dan friesen
It'll never go to that.
We'll never get back there.
jordan holmes
Who the fuck knows at this point?
dan friesen
At this point, it's the Underdome.
jordan holmes
I'll be goddamned.
dan friesen
I can't see how we ever get back to that.
So, for me, that clip is hilarious.
I love it.
jordan holmes
Well, have you seen Firefly?
dan friesen
I saw the movie.
jordan holmes
In one of the episodes, they go to a dueling planet.
People still duel.
dan friesen
It's like a prison planet.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he has to duel for, you know, stuff or whatever.
dan friesen
Tell it to Frank Herbert.
All right, this next clip.
jordan holmes
He's dead, Dan.
dan friesen
How dare you?
None of us are ever really dead.
jordan holmes
You're right, he's in the 12th dimension.
dan friesen
Everyone's immortal and they're all here right now.
jordan holmes
He's helping me write my new book.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
Dune 2!
dan friesen
It's probably gonna be fucking long as shit.
The Dunening.
Remind me to skip that one.
jordan holmes
Return to Dune.
Fill your Dune.
dan friesen
Dune and gloom.
jordan holmes
You got doomed.
dan friesen
Alright, this next clip, Jordan.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
This is one of Alex's classic moves.
This is a clip where Alex explains that he's not a bigot and then says bigoted things.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
This is vintage Alex alone.
jordan holmes
I'm not a racist, but...
alex jones
But this is serious, beyond North Korea-level brainwashing, when all over the country, now the official biggest gay-lesbian group came out two weeks ago and said, ban the word mother-father, boy-girl.
dan friesen
This is the Purple Penguins thing all over again.
That's part of the same narrative.
It's not the biggest LGBT organization.
It is just an advocacy group that is making suggestions.
They don't want to ban any words.
They just want you to be more mindful when considering who...
jordan holmes
Think before you say something.
dan friesen
It's almost, like, to me...
jordan holmes
Which is why Alex is so angry, because that's not a thing he's capable of.
dan friesen
But I also think that it's on par to me with people who would advocate that, like, hey, if you have a daughter, don't just buy her pink things automatically.
If you have a son, don't buy blue things automatically.
You know, try and consider the part of...
You know, gendering that comes from weird social norms that we have.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Allow the individuality of your child to develop as they see fit.
jordan holmes
Right.
Well, if you, you know, you subscribe to the idea that gender is intrinsic, but at the same time, you're reinforcing it.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
To make sure that it's intrinsic.
dan friesen
And if it doesn't...
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
If we don't reinforce it...
Then the globalists win.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
It's very convoluted.
Like, that idea that you can't...
Like, gender is...
You're born with it, right?
But you have to act like it, too.
Like, why can't...
dan friesen
Because there's stuff in the water.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
Never mind.
dan friesen
Vaccines.
Anyway, back to the class.
jordan holmes
Estrogen.
alex jones
All of it.
We control language.
We rule.
And it's not that I dislike people.
I don't like even having to preface that.
It's that I dislike anybody that wants to put me in a cult and tell me how to talk and what to do and you're going to teach my kids this and that.
Every TV show I turn on now, it's about transgendered and the dads are gay and blah, blah, blah.
And it's just like it's a total agenda.
There's an article here today about Hollywood needs transgender actors.
Little experience required.
Reuters.
Here's the headline.
Wanted.
Transgender actors for Hollywood.
Little experience required.
As part of the admitted agenda, to just put it everywhere.
And what's behind the agenda?
Not to accept some tiny minority.
unidentified
Why?
alex jones
No.
Which the elite are totally into.
And just totally control the dominant areas of New York, Milan, L.A. These people are not being persecuted, let me tell you.
unidentified
Milan?
alex jones
And now some elite fetish is being pushed as if it's the new national flag.
This is cultural domination.
Because if they can do this, they can get away with anything.
And it reduces population.
dan friesen
Alex, I don't know.
Referring to people being trans as being part of an elite fetish is probably really insulting.
jordan holmes
Probably?
dan friesen
Well, I mean, let's say his gun thing is a fetish.
It's a low-class fetish.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That has more validity than his argument.
jordan holmes
I love that his replacement for it.
It's not about people accepting a minority.
It's about population control.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Which is, fucking, how do you go from one, how do you make that leap?
dan friesen
You make the leap.
jordan holmes
That's insane.
dan friesen
It's easy for him.
It's so easy.
That's true.
It's just, hey, look, I have these positions, I think people are weird, and I hate them, but look, there's more important things.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
The globalists are doing shit, and we gotta, you know...
jordan holmes
The idea of they're telling me how to talk is very much like, then don't go to school.
dan friesen
Yeah, you can homeschool your kids.
jordan holmes
Yeah, don't learn anything.
Don't ever learn a goddamn thing.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Because that's what you're saying.
You're saying that I refuse to learn any more things ever.
Don't tell me how to talk.
Don't saddle me with your grammar.
Don't grammar saddle me...
unidentified
Well, the good news is...
jordan holmes
Just fucking grunt, you goddamn idiot.
dan friesen
Well, the good news is that Alex Jones is so incapable of integrating information into his brain that no matter what, he's not going to learn anything for the rest of his life.
jordan holmes
That is true.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's kind of a win-win for him.
jordan holmes
Yeah, which, again, one of his four ways to learn is not...
Listen to others.
dan friesen
Nope.
So, hey, Jordan, remember how we did that Mars episode?
jordan holmes
I do.
dan friesen
That was based on the fact that a guy named Robert David Steele came on Alex Jones' show and said that the elites have Mars bases that they're sending children to as slaves.
Yep.
And Alex, in the aftermath of that, has gone on to suggest that Robert David Steele was controlled opposition.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
And trying to set him up.
Because Alex is in the middle of exposing the Vatican for their cocaine-fueled gay orgies that are also not happening.
Allegedly.
jordan holmes
Or at least not happening the way that it was reported.
dan friesen
Well, his reporting is very much from a gossip magazine.
But he's like, I was breaking this big news, and then Robert David Steele comes on and distracts everybody with Mars colony talk.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Is this intentional?
Because everyone's saying that I believe there are Mars bases.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And there's no clip of me saying that there are Mars bases.
Hey, Alex, I have a clip.
jordan holmes
Because, of course!
dan friesen
On August 25th, 2015, I have a clip where you say, literally, the elites are making Mars bases.
So let's listen to that.
alex jones
And you're like, what's that?
Oh, that's the rich district.
Then in the future, they'll just be flying up to their Elysium bases.
That's a whole plan of Wernher von Braun.
I mean, what, you think that movie with Matt Damon figured all that out?
I mean, this is real stuff they're talking about.
Mars bases, undersea bases, they're already launching their own private ships, bigger than major cruise liners, and dock in our cities during emergencies.
The elites are running to ships offshore.
dan friesen
So the only argument that he can really make based on things he has said, we've just heard, is timing-based.
The only thing he can say is, like, the elites aren't doing that now.
They're planning on doing that.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
They're working on that Mars base.
You know, it's in development.
They're building it still.
He believes it!
jordan holmes
And that's a terrible idea for the elites, because don't they know if they get trapped out on the sea base and they lose food?
15 days away from eating each other.
dan friesen
Localized wormholes, my man.
jordan holmes
Oh, shit!
dan friesen
You always forget about localized wormholes.
jordan holmes
I always forget about the localized wormholes.
dan friesen
So, Alex likes to say that he doesn't believe in Mars bases, but...
jordan holmes
Dan, is somebody at the door?
dan friesen
I think someone's at the door.
Do you want to go get it?
jordan holmes
Yeah, I'll open it up.
dan friesen
Hey, who's this guy?
Who's this guy?
jordan holmes
It's Alex.
dan friesen
Hey, Alex.
How you doing?
What are we doing?
jordan holmes
I think we've lost track of our own bed.
dan friesen
Alright, Alex is busted.
jordan holmes
I think it's whenever I started doing Foley work that I was like, nah, I think I'm not cut out for this job.
dan friesen
Long story short, Alex is busted.
jordan holmes
Alex is busted.
dan friesen
He does believe in Mark's faces.
jordan holmes
We can't even do our own bed.
dan friesen
I was preparing to play the role of Randy Kramer, space super soldier.
jordan holmes
You know what?
We gotta work on our...
Improv training together because I had no idea where you were going with that.
dan friesen
Should we take a level one class?
No.
Okay, let's not.
jordan holmes
I'd rather die.
dan friesen
Yes.
And Alex, in this next clip, he loves to make this argument that when bad things happen, it's globalists.
And when I predict bad things are going to happen and they don't happen...
jordan holmes
It's because Patriots stopped it.
dan friesen
Right.
And here is an example of that that is wild.
alex jones
They were thinking about pulling off more Oklahoma City's folks and blaming the Liberty Movement, but we exposed them, we backed them off.
Now they're back, and it's like ten times worse than it was.
dan friesen
So there were going to be a ton more Oklahoma City's.
jordan holmes
Wait, so there were going to be OKC's, but they stopped them, and now they're back.
unidentified
So he didn't really stop them at all.
dan friesen
No, but he exposed that there were going to be more, and because of that, they're like, oh shit, Alex is on to us, better cool out for 15 years, or something like that.
I don't know.
It's the way a schizophrenic integrates coincidence into his brain.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's true.
dan friesen
It's like, oh, I'm, I'm, like, okay.
An isolated incident where a really crazy right-wing guy who believes that taxation is war against the people and what have you goes off his rocker and blows up a government building happens.
You kind of believe a lot of the same things he believes.
And because you don't want to have to deal with that, and realize that that's kind of a logical consequence of your beliefs, you say, oh no, he was a patsy, he's being set up, Elohim City was full of Southern Poverty Law Center people, they're planning to do more.
And the reality is that he was just a crazy person who went and did it, and because of that, there aren't any more things that happen.
But because you yell about how there are more things that are going to happen, when they don't happen, you're like...
You're welcome.
jordan holmes
Thank God I stopped it.
dan friesen
You're welcome.
Liberty movement.
jordan holmes
Man.
dan friesen
It's crazy.
He's perfect.
jordan holmes
His entrenchment is, like, there's no, like, for, okay, so let's say he built a wall.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
His belief system is a wall.
It's a wall made entirely out of holes.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
So there is no wall.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
And yet it is impenetrable.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
jordan holmes
It's amazing.
dan friesen
That's a great metaphor in as much as it's incomprehensible.
jordan holmes
Exactly!
dan friesen
As is most of Alex Jones' belief system.
Except we've kind of made some good sense of it.
It's brain damage.
So, on this episode, on the 25th, Alex has a couple of really interesting things that happen.
One is that Jeb Bush...
Has started complaining about Chinese women coming over and having anchor babies.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he said that before.
I have no idea what the fuck he's talking about.
Is that a thing?
dan friesen
There are some Chinese companies that advertise being able to help you come over here to have a baby.
It is something that is kind of real, but it's not nearly the numbers that Alex is talking about.
And it's just a way that these businesses charge exorbitant amounts of money to desperate people in China that come over here.
I don't think it's nearly...
jordan holmes
I mean, that's a pretty good scam.
dan friesen
Alex says that 10,000 a month are coming, and if that's the case, I think he might have even said 10,000 a week.
Whatever it is, the number is absurd.
In the same way that he, on one of these episodes, he was talking about how the Isle of Lesbos in Greece, that they have a population of 150,000 immigrants on it.
The population of the Isle of Lesbos was 86,000.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, it's not...
There aren't that many immigrants.
jordan holmes
Although, you know what?
His statistics are...
Well, let me tell you this.
I just heard that it's actually 120 million illegal immigrants voted in the last election.
dan friesen
120,000 million.
jordan holmes
No, 120 million.
Don't go crazy, Dan.
dan friesen
So, the point, though, that's important.
All this stuff is really overly inflated statistics and making a bigger issue out of things that aren't really a problem.
But it's fascinating because Jeb Bush has started to say the same things that Alex is saying.
Alex is screaming about this Chinese anchor baby situation.
Jeb Bush is mirroring his rhetoric, and Alex still hates him.
jordan holmes
How does...
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's weird.
Donald Trump says a bunch of stuff that Alex Jones likes, and he's like, this guy is telling the truth.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Then Jeb Bush does, and he's like, nah, he's just trying to trick...
Global.
Liberty people.
Wow.
I mean, he hates Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton so much, with good reason, I suppose, that Alex doesn't get on board.
jordan holmes
I can entertain arguments for both.
dan friesen
It just makes him more mad that Rand Paul isn't also saying these things.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
So you're starting to see a weird thing where he's starting to resent Rand Paul.
And it's not overt yet, but I think that that might be where he loses his mind.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Like, once he flips on Rand Paul...
That's where, like, that's big.
jordan holmes
I think the problem is probably Rand Paul is, by all accounts, an actual libertarian.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And Alex Jones believes himself to be a libertarian.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
And is actually just a lunatic.
Yes.
unidentified
So when what he sees as like this...
jordan holmes
What would you call it?
Apotheosis of libertarianism in government is not agreeing with him rather than maybe think, oh, well, I could be wrong.
That's simply not a possibility.
dan friesen
Well, I think that you're onto part of it because Rand Paul, even his libertarianism is harshly cruel and it's awful.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it's pretty crazy.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
Well, that's what libertarian is.
dan friesen
Yeah, absolutely.
I mean, we could...
I don't want to get into it.
We can dive into how stupid a lot of that taxation is violence type shit is.
But that's kind of like anarcho-capitalist beliefs.
We'll get into that actually.
jordan holmes
The truly free market requires a king.
dan friesen
We'll get into that a tiny bit a little down the road on this episode.
I think that one of the other things is that Rand Paul knows goddamn well.
Yeah.
That is an elected office.
And if he starts spouting bullshit statistics about false narratives, he's going to pay for it and probably get voted out of office.
jordan holmes
Well, he thinks that because at the time we all thought that.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
And it turns out that is not the case at all.
dan friesen
Trump had nothing to worry about about just adopting all of this rhetoric.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's true.
dan friesen
That Alex Jones spits.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he had nothing to lose.
dan friesen
He doesn't have a Senate seat to lose or anything like that.
He doesn't have...
His reputation to lose.
He can go in whole hog on that shit, whereas Rand Paul knows there's consequences to my actions.
And even if I do agree with Alex Jones on stuff, I have a public face to keep up.
I think there might be a little bit of that, but that also might be giving him too much credit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Or maybe he just isn't a giant racist.
dan friesen
It's possible.
It's doubtful.
Also, Alex Jones has Joe Biggs in studio, and they have an interview with a guy named Representative Matt Shea.
They talk about how there's a sheriff in Spokane, Washington, who came up on the last episode, who's an asshole, and he's afraid of Alex Jones.
And the Southern Poverty Law Center sucks.
And all of these people, you know, these globalists are arming our police to the teeth.
Because they're going to try and take out gun owners and, you know, blah, blah, blah.
jordan holmes
Even though most of his listeners are police and military.
dan friesen
It's a load of shit.
But at the same time, there's one interesting dichotomy that I caught.
I didn't take a clip of it, but it's fascinating to me the way in this interview they talk about anti-abortion protesters and homeschool.
Protest movements and stuff like that.
It's all very white people that they're talking about.
And they're like, the way they stood up to the police and stood their ground is so admirable and all this stuff.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
Can't just take a tiny little step forward.
Just a little step forward and then you're not...
dan friesen
Well, but it's...
jordan holmes
If you're white, it's heroic.
If you're black, you should be killed.
dan friesen
Well, there's that one level, but then on another level, there's the right versus left pieces of it.
And they argue that the right, they protest.
unidentified
Ah.
dan friesen
The left, it's riots.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
And what they don't take into account is all the incidents of left-wing protests being...
Fucking pepper sprayed by cops, being infiltrated by right-wing agitators, or even police agitators.
There is constant attacks on left-wing protesters that turn them violent and turn them into riots.
Even the instance of the free speech demonstrations at Berkeley.
That is even not a good example of this.
The Antifa stuff isn't even intrinsically violent.
jordan holmes
Well, the thing...
I mean...
My first thought is, why is it always the left?
And then it's obvious why it's the left.
Because the left is always the opposition.
dan friesen
To Alex?
jordan holmes
No, to the government.
Why is it that left-wing protesters are always the ones who are being murdered, who are being destroyed, who are being fucking pepper-sprayed to death?
dan friesen
I would argue it's because they present the realist threat to the system, as it were.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
And that's always the left wing.
dan friesen
They represent movements that seek to end war.
They seek to get money out of politics.
And those things are very threatening to the existential nature of our political system.
jordan holmes
And that's the very basis of liberal versus conservative.
Conservative is don't change a goddamn thing.
I like it the way it is.
dan friesen
Well, certainly nowadays, especially the conservative, even libertarian.
At least libertarian in its current incarnation.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Seems to be working to prop up and defend.
Even if there is anti-war sentiment, they certainly don't seem all that thrilled about...
jordan holmes
They have no interest in stopping any of that.
dan friesen
And the corporate state.
I don't really think that we see a lot of that.
But again, I don't want to tar everybody with that brush that identifies as libertarian.
Because there are some reasonably sound people.
jordan holmes
Right.
Well, apparently...
Jesse the Body Ventura is pretty much right on it in certain respects.
dan friesen
Yeah, I think that there is a defensible position for a lot of libertarian ideas.
Some, not so much.
But be that as it may, Alex also predicts that the Civil War is coming, and the Patriots are the greatest army that have ever been collected, and you're stupid globalists if you want to try and fuck with them.
Great.
jordan holmes
Wait, the guys like the Bundys are part of the greatest army?
dan friesen
Greatest army.
Yeesh!
jordan holmes
I would not want to be in that army.
dan friesen
Alex predicts that Joe Biden is going to run for president because Obama is setting up Hillary using the Department of Justice.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
He's going to take her down in a double cross.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And Joe Biden is going to become president.
jordan holmes
He's also going to hit her with a chair, you know.
The aluminum chair to make sure that everybody knows the storyline coming up.
dan friesen
Yep.
That'll be for the next cycle.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
Keeps the feud going.
Right, right, right.
jordan holmes
They were on the tag team, and then he, oh, man, rough.
dan friesen
Through a barbershop window.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
So Alex is like, Joe Biden is going to be switched in, and that'll continue the Obama regime.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Very boring.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
So, Gerald Salenti comes in.
They do an interview.
You want to predict what it's about?
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
Buy gold.
jordan holmes
Oh!
dan friesen
It's about economic collapse.
jordan holmes
Who would have guessed?
With Salenti?
dan friesen
Yep.
He tells them that he's bullish on gold.
No shit you are.
jordan holmes
Has Salenti ever not been bullish on gold?
dan friesen
Never.
jordan holmes
Why would he?
Listen, I'm telling you for the 10,000th consecutive time.
I'm very bullish on gold.
dan friesen
I mean, he's a trends researcher, he's a trend predictor, and he's way off in terms of how big he thought gold was going to be.
jordan holmes
$50,000 an ounce.
dan friesen
We're going to end the 25th here with this next clip, and you may recognize this exact story from the Secret of 2017 video.
alex jones
And I sit here as a father of three, and I sit here as somebody who goes to eat at Luby's, which is just kind of a blue-collar working class.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
alex jones
Texas-based.
Became a national chain of cafeterias.
Been going there since I was about two years old.
Like to take the kids there.
And never in my life have I gone to Luby's, but also other restaurants, and seen people talking about old ladies, you name it, not being able to order the food they want and getting little bitty plates and watching old ladies.
Get water instead of iced tea because they can't pay the dollar for the tea.
jordan holmes
It's the same fucking thing.
alex jones
And you can tell people don't have money.
All the family I know, a lot of which are upper middle class, don't have anywhere near the money they used to have.
Working class family I've got.
Are all, you know, living together and barely able to pay to have gas to go to work, even though gas prices have gone down.
dan friesen
What?
alex jones
The economy in most areas is in the toilet, as you know.
dan friesen
If your family can't afford gas to go to work, give them some fucking money.
You have $10 million plus, Alex, so shut the fuck up.
Second, I love this because we now see two versions of the exact same story, two years displaced in time.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And the story changes a little bit.
It's the same story.
But in the 2017 version of it, he's crying about it.
And secondly...
jordan holmes
Well, he's had time to reflect, Dan.
dan friesen
He's had time to get drunk.
jordan holmes
He's had a year and a half to reflect on it.
He's decided that, yeah.
dan friesen
And also in the 2017 version of it, he talks about how he bought all those old women meals.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he did not do that in 2015.
dan friesen
No, it's interesting how that narrative has changed slightly.
But yeah, I love being able to point out these instances of like, oh, you're working on a bit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's like seeing a comic in the early stage of the bit.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
The finished version is him crying and being the hero.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
This version is the economy sucks, old women can't get iced tea.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
That's interesting, yeah.
dan friesen
You need to polish up that bit, Alex.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
You need to go a few more open mics.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you got another laugh, you got another beat there, and the tag, you're the hero.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's the trick.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
unidentified
Then it goes from a bit to a chunk, my friend.
dan friesen
We now are going to go to the last day of our exhibition.
August 26th, 2015.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
This is a bad day for humanity.
jordan holmes
Oh boy.
dan friesen
It was a very bad day.
jordan holmes
What did we do?
dan friesen
It was a very bad day for me, particularly.
I remember this day very well.
And it's going to be bad going over this, but also there are a couple of really awesome things along the way.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
I promise you, as difficult as some of this may be, Alex Jones reveals something from his past that you would never be able to predict.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And he should not have said on air.
Alrighty.
So, got that character?
jordan holmes
So, I'll survive until then.
Gotcha.
dan friesen
On August 26th, 2015, that was the day that Allison Parker and Adam Ward, two local TV people in Virginia, were shot on live television.
Or not on live television, as it were, but that guy, Vester Flanagan, live-streamed their murders on Twitter.
And Alex's response to it is not great.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
dan friesen
So, one thing that's important is that it happened at 6.45 in the morning.
Alex Jones gets on air at 11 Central.
So that would be, I mean, 6 o 'clock Eastern is when it happened.
So that would have been 5 Central.
All right.
So anyway, the manhunt that happened trying to find Vester Flanagan wasn't really even resolved by the time Alex Jones gets on air.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
A lot of the information isn't there.
All that is there is we know that two people were shot and...
Lots of people have seen the footage.
I remember this day particularly because I know a lot of journalists.
I have a lot of people who I went to college with who were journalism students.
And some of them I hated.
But some of them were good friends of mine I care about very much.
And the idea of being able to sort of place the work that a lot of people I know do into this horrifying situation, it hit me very hard.
And I remember this being a very difficult, shocking piece of tragedy.
And re-listening to Alex Jones'coverage of it bummed me the fuck out.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
dan friesen
So let's just jump in.
This is how he begins the show and he starts...
alex jones
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for joining us on this live.
26th day of August transmission.
We are going to be here for the next three hours broadcasting worldwide.
There has obviously been a dramatic, horrifying murder caught in Virginia on a live TV feed of a reporter and a cameraman by a disgruntled We have a former employee who had been involved in racism lawsuits at another TV station in Florida.
We have the research up on Infowars.com.
He has now reportedly just committed suicide in the last 10 minutes.
He goes by the name Bryce Williams, but his real name is Vester Flanagan, and he reportedly, the police say, turned the gun on himself after a dramatic chase.
This is just like the Charleston shooting that killed nine people where a racist, whacked-out white person who thought a race war was beginning and was trying to start a race war, Helter Skelter style, went in and killed those people.
This gentleman says that there was racism at this TV station because he hadn't been promoted.
He has been tweeting that out.
dan friesen
So there's a couple problems with even the beginning of how he sets up the narrative.
These two instances aren't similar at all.
jordan holmes
Nope.
dan friesen
Except for that someone killed people in cold blood.
The situation with Charleston was a horrible racist who wanted to slaughter black people to start...
Yeah.
That is what he said he wanted to do.
jordan holmes
He was a suicide bomber.
dan friesen
Yeah, basically.
jordan holmes
That's what he was.
So if you're against suicide bombers, then fucking that's one of them.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
In this case, there was a guy who had...
I don't know if we can say the instances that he's filed equal opportunity lawsuits about.
I don't know if they were true or not.
Or if he was projecting racism onto other people.
I have no idea.
But the reality is that he felt racially oppressed at former stations that he worked at.
And he believed that Allison Parker had said some racist things.
And I don't know if she did or not.
I have no idea.
But this was a rage killing.
This was just a murder directed specifically at specific people.
Whereas the Charleston was an act of racial terrorism.
Now, just because there is a racial dynamic in both of them doesn't make them similar at all.
And it's disgraceful of Alex to play it that way.
So, let's let him say more about it.
jordan holmes
Jesus.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I promise there's not too much about this.
It sucks, but...
Much like once his Google ads are taken away, he bounces back really fast.
He doesn't spend much time on this story.
alex jones
So you had Charleston, which was fully blamed on the Second Amendment.
dan friesen
No, it wasn't.
alex jones
And then the guilt was applied to white people in general.
dan friesen
No, it wasn't.
alex jones
And you had all these black organizations and groups saying it's time to start killing whites.
unidentified
They didn't.
alex jones
And then I said, if this starts getting triggered, you're going to have other unstable, mentally ill black people.
Go out and kill white people, and then other mentally unstable white people are going to go out and start killing black people.
And then if it really starts kicking off, you're going to get a full-bore shooting war in this country, and there's going to be dead people all over the place, chief amongst them the police.
And that will be the destabilization the feds use to come in and fully federalize, which is what Obama told his cousin Odinga, the Muslim leader, when he lost the presidency of Kenya.
He said, have people go out and riot and start burning stuff.
And Odinga did it for two months, and they gave him the prime ministership, created a new level of government, basically co-president, and did the Muslims, the radical Islamists, stop then?
No, they started attacking malls, police stations, all of it.
I mean, these people know what they're doing.
And I'm not saying it's a Muslim takeover here.
I'm saying, when George Soros spends over $100 million, $33 million in Ferguson alone, to stir up...
And to try to get a race war going and MSNBC and CNN and others promote it like it's normal and good, they plan on doing this.
dan friesen
I didn't look into Obama telling Odinga to start riots, but guess what?
I don't need to.
unidentified
That's bullshit.
jordan holmes
That's bullshit.
dan friesen
Yeah, total bullshit.
jordan holmes
Fuck you, Alex.
dan friesen
I really, really hate this idea that, you know, this is just the ping pong of races killing each other.
Not really.
jordan holmes
No, but that's the way you get to excuse your behavior.
dan friesen
And guns.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You excuse the fact of gun violence entirely because it's...
No, no, no.
These are people who are being tricked by globalists into being racist.
Right.
unidentified
And...
dan friesen
I don't have to wrestle with that.
jordan holmes
They're not responsible gun owners like us.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
They're just manipulated.
It's a whole plan to take our guns away.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
All of our responsible gun ownership is being destroyed by their irresponsible gun ownership.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You fucking asshole.
dan friesen
He's an asshole.
I'm going to play this next clip and there is audio that plays of the actual video.
jordan holmes
Oh no.
I did not watch.
I can't do that.
No.
No, I can't do any of those.
dan friesen
I watched, like, the beginning of it because it just autoplayed back then.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But then I was like, ah, ah, turn it off, turn it off.
I never watched fully through it.
Because I haven't, like, I mean, I'm sure this is what you're saying.
I have no interest in seeing that.
But Alex plays it three times on his show.
jordan holmes
Fuck me.
dan friesen
And I hate the idea of playing this on our show, even the audio, but it's important.
Because I'd like you to take note of this being mere hours after this incident.
It's horrifying.
And Alex Jones doesn't care about these people at all.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I think this is one of our best examples of his psychopathy.
dan friesen
He doesn't care at all.
jordan holmes
At no point in time in that did he say, I feel bad for them.
I feel bad for anybody.
dan friesen
And I will say that at some point in the episode, he might have said that in passing.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but no, he doesn't mean it.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
He absolutely doesn't mean it.
He doesn't say...
For somebody who constantly says, I pray all the time, he doesn't even bother with the bullshit, I give them my thoughts and prayers and all of that shit.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
He is a legitimate psychopath.
dan friesen
And listen to how little concern he has or care about these two people who were murdered in public and in cold blood.
He doesn't care at all.
alex jones
And you hear about the national numbers of 15,000 people got, you know, killed with guns last year in the United States.
Yeah, and 13 plus thousand of them were gangbangers and criminals and people breaking in houses and people shooting at the police.
jordan holmes
Not even close to true.
alex jones
Only a couple thousand were innocent.
jordan holmes
Fuck you.
This isn't the time to defend guns.
alex jones
Most of them committed suicide.
Aren't you for a right to die out there in the left?
No, you're not.
So, how are they going to spin this?
They're going to show the dramatic footage that we're about to roll right now of him in first person, point of view, with the gun, this Vester Flanagan, we'll start rolling that video, with the gun out front as he goes and shoots the reporter.
And he's got the gun for like a minute or more, walking around her, menacing.
And she's so focused doing the interview about terrorism that they have no idea.
And then there's the cameraman.
jordan holmes
If you're listening and you don't want to listen.
alex jones
I guess he hadn't called an EEOC thing on him, but I guess he still deserves it.
He is quiet.
All right, guns her down.
She's dead.
And then turns the gun and shoots the cameraman.
And they are going to sit there and hammer that and push that and promote that.
dan friesen
He doesn't give a shit.
He's talking over them playing this footage, and he's just sort of calling it like he's a bored baseball announcer.
That's terrifying.
jordan holmes
Just hearing those gunshots fucking...
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That fucks me up.
I don't...
dan friesen
It's terrible.
jordan holmes
I do not feel well.
dan friesen
Well, take some comfort in the fact that we don't have the coconut juice in front of us anymore, and that the worst is over.
jordan holmes
I just can't.
I just can't, man.
Just...
And he's just showing it.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
He's showing it with no...
He doesn't even bother saying, like, and if you're...
I guess because he knows his listeners don't care.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
He knows his listeners are on the side of the gun.
dan friesen
Well, I'll give him credit where credit is due in a minor way.
It is edited.
Like, to the point where, like, when the gun is up...
And he starts shooting.
It's like a blurred screen.
So at least they're not showing unedited raw footage and what have you.
But the startling lack of recognition of the humanity of these people that are being murdered.
And all he cares about is guns.
jordan holmes
Well, they're not human.
dan friesen
It's nuts.
It's absolutely nuts to me.
It was a moment when I was listening to this episode.
I was like, I don't understand this position.
Because he'll make the argument that...
The liberals are immediately calling for gun control and stuff like that.
It's like, you're immediately politicizing this, too.
What's your problem?
It's terrifying to me.
jordan holmes
He's a psychopath.
dan friesen
Now, his statistics about gun violence are completely lies.
jordan holmes
Complete lies.
dan friesen
One of the interesting things that you can dig up is the FBI did a study, and they found that there were 160 incidents of active...
Gun mass shootings from 2000 to 2013.
That's defined as one or more individuals actively engaged in killing or attempting to kill people in a populated area.
Similarly, a study found that there were 1,052 incidents from 2013 to December 2, 2015, where at least four people were shot, but not necessarily killed.
If Alex wants to try and make the argument that mass shootings are down and that gun violence isn't a real issue, the numbers really don't support that.
And if you want to blame all of it on gangbangers and what have you, that will ring out and resonate with your incredibly bigoted audience.
jordan holmes
White.
dan friesen
White audience.
jordan holmes
Gangbangers.
They're the ones who are using guns irresponsibly.
People who aren't white.
People who aren't white are the only people who ever use guns irresponsibly.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
Or knives or cars or bombs.
jordan holmes
I am still consistently amazed at how absolutely bigoted he is.
dan friesen
It's crazy.
jordan holmes
It is amazing.
dan friesen
There are new depths every episode that we find.
jordan holmes
I know!
This is fucking...
How can you even feel this way?
Unless you have no...
He has no empathy for human beings.
dan friesen
I mean...
His mother threw him off her knee at six.
It's been all downhill since.
jordan holmes
God.
dan friesen
There's something else.
There's another explanation that we just don't know yet.
jordan holmes
Like, if he...
If he didn't have a radio show, he'd be a serial killer.
dan friesen
Probably.
jordan holmes
Like, he is a monster.
dan friesen
No, probably not, because his CIA dentist dad would support him.
He'd probably just be a crazy person on the street.
He'd be out there screaming about the exact same shit, probably, if he didn't have a radio show, but he'd just be like, oh, Jesus.
Like, if he didn't have millions of dollars and a really nice studio, people would see through the things he says.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Most likely.
I mean, if he had, like, a YouTube channel.
And that's it.
And he had to do a show in front of, I don't know, the wall behind me.
If that was all he had, people would be like...
jordan holmes
Yeah, the only thing that is saving us is that this is an audio-only podcast.
dan friesen
Maybe not for long.
I need to buy a tripod for my iPhone.
Anyway, I shouldn't reveal my plans.
We have one more clip about gun stuff a little bit, and then we can get on to the reveal of Alex Jones' past that will blow your mind.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
But this one, he talks about how we gotta stop blaming guns for everything, which is distasteful, especially this soon after people were murdered on live television.
But...
The reason I'm keeping this clip in is because it transitions into him composing tweets to Hillary Clinton on air when it's kind of funny.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
It's pretty funny.
It's a little funny.
It's not that funny.
It's kind of funny.
jordan holmes
All right.
alex jones
They're flooding Twitter with anti-gun diatribes before bodies are cold.
dan friesen
So are you.
alex jones
And it's the same leftist...
Anti-American scum.
Literal scum.
Social engineers.
jordan holmes
These people are fascists.
Not the people who fucking murder people.
It's the leftists who are scum.
alex jones
They know they're manipulating vulnerable people.
They're not liberals like Thomas Jefferson.
They're scum of the earth.
Look at Hillary Clinton.
jordan holmes
No, because we don't fucking own slaves.
alex jones
We must act to stop gun violence and we cannot wait any longer praying for the victims' families in Virginia.
I want to send a tweet out.
I was trying to do it during the break but ran out of time.
Doing five things at once.
At Hillary, saying, listen, witch, you turned Libya over to Al-Qaeda and killed over 50,000 people.
Shut up about violence.
And I want to hit her with another tweet.
Listen, witch, it's your White House pushing race war and now blaming the Second Amendment.
I want her hit with all that.
It's time to hit these people.
On Twitter, on Facebook, all of you, because they are up there.
Arrogantly blaming the Second Amendment and almost 200 million gun owners in this country that protect ourselves as if we are guilty for the Charleston shooting and this Virginia shooting that two whacked out nuts carried out.
When statistically, there's less mass shootings than there were.
And Hillary knows that full well.
She's got bodyguards.
Hey, Hillary, you got bodyguards.
Are their guns bad too?
Why can't I have a gun to protect myself, you bitch?
I mean, I am sick of these people.
And excuse me using my French, because that's mean to a female dog.
That pejorative.
jordan holmes
But you know what?
alex jones
When a guy's a jerk, we call him a bastard or whatever.
Nothing wrong.
A lot of friends that are bastards.
The point is, why can't we call a woman when she's as hard as nails, mean, lying, criminal?
A political whore for the New World Order.
dan friesen
He's so close to a hacky bit there.
He's so close.
He's just inches away from that being bad stand-up.
Why can't we call a bitch a bitch?
jordan holmes
Jesus.
dan friesen
So that's bad.
But let's not deal with it.
We already talked about he's wrong about gun statistics, all that stuff.
This is now going to make it all worthwhile.
Listen to this next clip.
I'm not even going to set this up at all.
This is nuts.
alex jones
I've done methamphetamine.
Twice in high school, you're at a party.
A good-looking girl says, oh, try it.
You'll love it.
We can go drive to the beach.
You can stay up all night.
It's going to be great.
And a day later, I'm at the beach doing bad things.
Nothing really horrible, but not being a very nice person.
Some of the few things I've done in my life that weren't very...
And I'll tell you, I put cigarettes out on my hands.
We're all sitting there on methamphetamine putting cigarettes out.
Burns from those now when I was like 15 years old.
I would never do that.
That's what hardcore drugs do, ladies and gentlemen.
Get it twice.
Twice.
dan friesen
Bullshit.
jordan holmes
Only twice?
Only twice?
Come on.
Only twice?
dan friesen
That's such a lie.
Because here's how I know it's a lie.
He's saying he did it twice.
But if you go...
To the beach.
And a day later, you're on the beach putting cigarettes out on your hand.
jordan holmes
You've done a lot of meth!
dan friesen
The high does not last very long.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
If you're still on a bender on this meth a day later, you have done a bunch of meth during that time.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Alex, you've not done meth twice.
I would say you've probably done a bunch more.
And the fact that he's stressing twice, he realizes, like, oh, shit.
I gotta make a hard line on this.
jordan holmes
He just described that as his first time doing meth.
dan friesen
Uh-huh.
jordan holmes
And that's...
Like, what did he do his second time doing meth?
dan friesen
More bad things, maybe?
Also, the way that he...
jordan holmes
Or why did he do meth again?
dan friesen
The way he says that, too, is like, I did bad things.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, put cigarettes out on my hand.
unidentified
Yeah, that's not bad.
jordan holmes
That's not what you're talking about.
dan friesen
You did something really bad on that beach, Alex.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
I want to know what you did on that beach.
Because the first time I took mushrooms, I was laying around smoking cigarettes, and I was like, I can't smoke cigarettes unless I defeat the cigarette.
Because that's the way my brain worked on these mushrooms.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
And so I decided what I was going to do is I was going to only allow myself to smoke if I could take a cigarette in one drag.
Like the entire cigarette.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
Like that would be conquering the cigarette because my body was stronger than the cigarette.
jordan holmes
That makes sense.
dan friesen
When you're high.
jordan holmes
You're not wrong.
You're not wrong.
dan friesen
And so I tried to smoke like three cigarettes that way.
I'm like, this is never going to work.
jordan holmes
No, of course not.
dan friesen
So I changed the rules and I was like, if I can withstand putting out a cigarette on my hand, I will have conquered the cigarette through the strength of my being.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And so I put a cigarette out on my hand and I was like...
Well, that was dumb.
And then my brain, because I was high on mushrooms, I was like, ah, onto something else.
Velvet Underground was playing.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Started getting caught up in that.
jordan holmes
That was good.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And that's not a terrible thing.
What you did was fucking awful.
Whatever you did on meth on the beach, did you kill that lady?
jordan holmes
Probably.
dan friesen
What happened?
jordan holmes
As I have already said, he is a serial killer.
dan friesen
I think something really, really dark happened.
unidentified
And...
jordan holmes
He actually...
Gave her an abortion.
dan friesen
I've known...
jordan holmes
Turns out he was an abortion doctor at 15. Then he paid himself.
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
And he feels bad about the payment.
jordan holmes
Well, his dad paid him.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
He got a bonus.
He got a finder's fee, I guess.
dan friesen
I grew up in central Missouri, so I have some experience with people who do meth.
And one of the things that I think is a pretty good guiding line, sort of a rule of thumb, is if you do meth once, I believe you.
If you say you've done meth twice...
You've done meth a lot.
Meth and heroin are two drugs that most people don't dabble in.
If you take some painkillers here and there, I'll believe that you're not hooked.
That's a reasonable thing.
Weed, hallucinogens, those are drugs that people can fuck around with and be completely normal.
If you smoke meth...
jordan holmes
I mean, at this point, if you're not smoking weed, how are you getting through the day?
dan friesen
It's wild.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But if you do meth and you're like, I gotta try that again.
Like, that means something.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And you didn't do it twice.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Did it a bunch.
And Alex, you have an addictive personality.
dan friesen
You're crazy.
jordan holmes
You're a lunatic.
You're addicted to super female vitality.
Of course you did meth more than twice.
dan friesen
You ate a super male vitality laced hamburger on air.
It's...
jordan holmes
You're a fucking lunatic.
dan friesen
You're the least trustworthy narrator.
jordan holmes
Just own up to it.
dan friesen
Yeah, because you're already...
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
Why is...
Well, I did math twice.
I mean, I did it three times.
All right, well, I did math for about six years.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
That's why I dropped out of junior college.
jordan holmes
All right.
You know how I'm angry right now?
That brain force?
It was math.
dan friesen
Yeah.
It might as well be.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
In terms of his reaction to it.
I've never done math.
jordan holmes
Me neither.
dan friesen
Yeah, I'll be clear about that.
jordan holmes
I don't want to.
Neither do I. Mainly because of the commercial I saw when I was really young.
Do you remember the commercial on TV that was like...
dan friesen
There were a bunch of them.
jordan holmes
Whoa, meth.
Ooh, meth.
dan friesen
I don't remember that one.
jordan holmes
I can't sleep.
I can't eat.
But I got the cleanest house on the street.
It was such a weird, catchy tune.
Like, this is 15 years later and I still remember this song.
unidentified
Very effective.
jordan holmes
It's such a catchy tune.
For meth.
Like, it was a commercial for meth at that point.
dan friesen
The D.A.R.E.
program should just be catchy songs.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
So, that's one admission that Alex makes on this show.
He also accidentally admits two things that he really, really should not have admitted.
In conversations with callers, or just in passing, he says two things that I think, if his audience really realized what he was saying, would give them reason to really doubt him as...
A legitimate businessman and a legitimate truth teller.
This first one has to do...
jordan holmes
Because we've already established he's not a legitimate human.
dan friesen
No.
The first one of the two has to do with his willingness and desire to court chaos.
unidentified
You know, as this was going on, there was a bunch of me and a whole bunch of InfoWarriors in an InfoWars IRC chat room.
Which, by the way, I think you should get rid of the comment sections on the articles and put a live chat or a link or a login to Planet Infowars so we can have real-time conversations.
The comment sections have just become chaos since the David Duke interview.
It's just complete nonsense.
alex jones
Well, that's actually good, though.
That just brings us more traffic, and I like that controversy.
I mean, if people think me giving somebody two hours on air to put out their ideas of censorship, good.
I mean, I want to have that type of mental illness attack me.
They don't understand how the internet works or how metrics work.
It's really helping the site.
So I'm actually quite thankful for it.
I hope it intensifies, actually.
The traffic's really helping us with our click phrase.
jordan holmes
They are really trying to drown him out.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
Buckley is just sliding that potentiometer up.
Because at the end there, he admits it's really helped us out with our clicks and ads.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
And if you extrapolate that, if you take that kernel of what he's saying...
I don't know.
Yeah.
unidentified
That same philosophy would lead him to lie about tons of stuff to make it more sensational in order to get more traffic to his website.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
For ads and clicks.
jordan holmes
Almost like a, I don't know.
Pretty much every website now.
dan friesen
Most clickbait stuff.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Not our website.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
There's no traffic.
So, who cares?
jordan holmes
I'm gonna start writing listicles, like, the top seven things you didn't know Alex Jones eats on the weekends.
dan friesen
You know what?
I'm for it.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I'm absolutely for it.
jordan holmes
We should turn into a clickbait website.
dan friesen
I still don't know how to use SEO, but be that as it may, Alex makes another...
Admission later in the show that I actually think is way more problematic.
Because that first one is kind of like, you're just admitting that you have a sensational attention-grabbing who gives a shit about if something's real or if it's productive.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
That's kind of like, alright, you're the internet.
jordan holmes
It was good for us.
Yeah.
dan friesen
And so this next one is a little worse.
alex jones
That's just the first review.
I didn't even look at it before I read it.
Five stars.
Infowarslife.com.
And most of the reviews we can't allow.
And we block them ourselves because of the claims people are making.
It's just too dramatic.
X2, super male, super female, colloidal silver.
50% off right now when you buy two bottles.
Buy two bottles, get two free.
dan friesen
Bogo, but with two.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So did you pick up...
jordan holmes
B2G2.
dan friesen
Did you pick up what the problem is there?
jordan holmes
Let's see.
Sort of remind me what it was he just went through there.
dan friesen
I'll just tell you.
Okay.
Basically, he's saying that in the reviews that they have...
jordan holmes
Yeah, he blocks his own reviews because of what they're claiming.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Which means that they can't do what it is those people say that they're doing.
dan friesen
Well, that's part of it.
It's illegal for him to advertise products as curing things.
unidentified
Exactly.
dan friesen
Or anything like that.
And so whenever people write reviews that say, like, this cured my blank or whatever, he goes in and blocks those.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Legally, he has to.
Now, if you extrapolate that, he has the ability to block reviews.
And he is a shady businessman.
I have no doubt in my mind he blocks negative reviews.
jordan holmes
I can't think of any reason.
dan friesen
If he has the ability to...
It makes total sense.
jordan holmes
Well, we can trust him.
He's an honest man.
dan friesen
It makes total sense now that all of these products have 4.9 star reviews.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because you can't, like, make it 4 star.
It's the same reason that Saddam Hussein would win with, like, 99% of the vote.
Yeah, exactly.
You make it look good by 4.9.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
I'm so popular, but, hey, nobody's 100%, guys.
dan friesen
I guarantee that there is an employee at InfoWars.
Who, part of their responsibility is to go in and block negative reviews.
jordan holmes
I bet we should hire them.
They'd be great at SEO.
dan friesen
I bet they would.
So, like, in this episode, he's admitted that he's done meth twice, that he blocks negative reviews, and that he loves chaos in order to get traffic.
Who cares if shit's true or not?
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Great!
Alex, you're fucking up.
jordan holmes
Alex, I think you might be a liar.
dan friesen
I think he's really close to...
The stress is getting to him, I think, a little bit in 2015.
I think that's going to lead more towards him supporting Trump.
But I think that there is just a climate of his positions that are making it very difficult.
The idea that he's selling this Virginia shooting as...
That's related to Sandy Hook, you know?
It's a sign that he's not engaging with stuff that's outside his narrative, and his narrative is becoming thinner and thinner.
And once Hillary isn't being kicked out of the race, Rand Paul isn't coming through for him the way he needs him to, I think all that's just going to lead him to snap.
jordan holmes
And that snap is going to be supported by Trump.
dan friesen
And it's going to be precipitated by him smoking more meth.
So, Alex likes to say now that he never said that Sandy Hook is fake, but we like to...
jesse ventura
How?
jordan holmes
Just get rid of the...
That's how bad he is at this.
He hasn't even gotten rid of the shit that he says.
dan friesen
Yeah, those interns that take down negative reviews, send them to these clips.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly!
dan friesen
Here's another clip of him saying that Sandy Hook is fake.
unidentified
In my opinion, something really stinks about this entire situation.
I can't even really think of a mass shooting, quote-unquote, or a high-profile shooting like this that didn't seem like there was something more going on.
alex jones
Well, there's been some of them that we caught red-handed being staged.
Sirhan Sirhan with RFK, the situation a few years ago with the Aurora shooting.
I mean, those were staged.
We caught them.
We know exactly what they did.
It's unbelievable.
And then you look at Sandy Hook.
It just isn't real.
I don't know what specifically happened, but the official story is a fairy tale.
I mean, Jack of the Beanstalk isn't real.
Santa Claus isn't real.
And that is a giant theater operation complete with blue screens.
And now even Rob Dew's uncle, who's a Navy SEAL, Retired FBI, works for a big company.
We have a reporter up there, and it's like, that's Rob Dew's uncle.
And he's like, yeah, it doesn't add up.
Something's going on.
I've never seen anything like this.
There's no paperwork.
They're covering something up.
I can't talk.
Gotta get out of here.
So, I mean, that's how Twilight Zone this has got.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's real Twilight Zone.
You're lying about what Rob Dew's uncle said on your show.
Go back a couple episodes.
They play an interview with Dan Badandi.
Who finds Rob Dew's uncle in Newtown, and he's just like, it's weird.
That's it.
He doesn't say they're covering something up.
jordan holmes
Could mean anything.
dan friesen
Could mean anything.
jordan holmes
Also, that one is even more aggressively Sandy Hook.
Sandy Hook is like Santa Claus.
That's what he said.
You're a fucking idiot.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You did not start a goddamn debate.
dan friesen
No, he did.
For months.
jordan holmes
Although, I have started debates on whether or not Santa Claus is real in the past.
dan friesen
Sure, sure, sure.
jordan holmes
So perhaps...
No, fuck you.
Fuck you, Alex Jones.
dan friesen
For months, he was saying that Sandy Hook was fake and using bullshit lies about lies in order to reinforce it.
He's so...
jordan holmes
I want to talk to Rob D's uncle now.
dan friesen
I want to talk to Alex.
I want to be like, why?
Why do you not accept your position from the past?
I want to call in his show and just be like, hey Alex, do you have any comment on the Center for Medical Progress videos that you yelled about for a couple months in 2015?
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Do you have any comment on how they are going to prison?
Do you have any comment on the Senate and House investigations that found that Planned Parenthood didn't do the things you accused them of doing?
jordan holmes
But see, you can't do that on his show.
No, he'll hang up on you.
He is invincible in his studio.
dan friesen
Actually, this episode will end with a caller trying to do what I want to do.
So we'll leave that conversation for when that comes.
But this next clip, he has some weird thoughts about the idea of individual actions being blamed on a group.
And I don't think he understands how to universalize his beliefs.
He really picks and chooses where things...
Here you go.
alex jones
This shooting's important because it's about survival.
If we don't expose the fact that this was racially motivated and all part of the race war hype coming out of the White House, we will be collectively blamed for this.
dan friesen
Who?
alex jones
That's why I get so angry.
Because I am sick of being blamed for what somebody else does.
If some white guy goes and kills nine black people, I didn't do it.
And if some black guy goes and shoots two white people, black people didn't do that either.
But the folks that are hyping it up collectively that when a black person kills a white person or a black person kills a white person, vice versa, that it's the group's fault.
Well, yeah, I mean, if you're part of ISIS and ISIS goes around killing people, you share responsibility.
But if I'm part of a racial ethnic group and someone in my, quote, group does something, They're their own person, and I know our audience gets that, but we have to explain this to all the leftist followers who really mean well, but have bought into the guilt as children that they've done something wrong.
And separately, the minorities then get a chip on their shoulder, some of them, and their whole world is through those goggles, through that distortion, that everybody's out to get them.
I mean, if you go work somewhere and you act like people are out to get you, you're going to have a big problem.
If you just are optimistic, have a good attitude, nine times out of ten, even if you're working with a bunch of jerks, you'll end up being successful.
And that's what it comes down to.
I mean, I've run into plenty of racists in my life against white people.
I just laugh about it.
dan friesen
I don't believe that for a second.
Also, I have no evidence that Alex Jones has had a job as an adult.
So I don't know what he's talking about.
I don't know how he would have had time to have a job.
He's going around fucking 150 women before he's 16. I don't know I don't know how he'd have a job then.
The only times he's talked about jobs is when...
jordan holmes
Is working with his cousins.
dan friesen
Doing odd jobs and being forced to inhale termite poisoning under a house.
And then also when he was kicked out of school for a year and went to work on an animal farm.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So, like, the only instances are like...
jordan holmes
On the animal farm, actually.
Orwell told the story very well.
dan friesen
The jobs he's had have been, like, punishments?
And go fuck around with your cousins.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
I don't...
I mean...
Maybe he had a job when he was in junior college before he got his public access show, but I don't see any evidence that he actually knows what the real world is like.
jordan holmes
Now, here's the thing that I got through there.
dan friesen
I am focusing on the smallest pieces.
I admit.
I apologize.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
Don't apologize for it.
I think it's valuable.
His point about ISIS, like whenever he said if an ethnic group does it, then I agree with him.
You know, all white people aren't responsible for the Charleston shooting.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
All black people aren't responsible for, even though those two things are unrelated and they are not the same.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
And it is a...
Fuck you, Alex.
dan friesen
The act of an individual is not the fault of the group, or at least the pieces of the group individually aren't to blame for the actions of one.
unidentified
It's a composition fallacy.
jordan holmes
Except if you're a member of ISIS.
then ISIS is responsible.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, I kind of get what he's trying to say.
He's saying it in an unsmooth way, but the idea is, I believe, is what he's saying.
Being a part of ISIS is a choice, and therefore if you choose to be a part of ISIS, you are taking on responsibility for the actions of the group.
Right.
unidentified
Whereas being a part of an ethnic group is not a choice, that's something you're born into, and therefore you can't withdraw from the group, and so you're not responsible for the things.
jordan holmes
So then the very obvious parallel there is this.
If you are an InfoWarrior and you commit an act of violence...
dan friesen
Alex is to blame.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Well, that is a problematic piece of his logic.
jordan holmes
That is his logic.
I don't necessarily think that it's true, but it sure seems like that's what he's saying.
dan friesen
Right.
I mean, take InfoWarrior out of it.
And just say constitutionalist or liberty people or patriot movement.
jordan holmes
Or white nationalist.
dan friesen
White nationalist.
I mean, he wouldn't say that he's a part of that, but the proof of the pudding is in the eating.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, all of those groups.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
He sets himself up negatively in these ways, because we aren't making that argument.
We're just saying that that's what the logic leads to.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But the other thing I think that is really deeply problematic about what he's saying is he has very frequently demanded that Muslims apologize or one person's.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
unidentified
And for all of ISIS.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
And so basically what he's saying in this clip.
dan friesen
is you know you aren't part of the white people individually aren't responsible for the acts of an individual white person.
But if you're a part of ISIS, then you are responsible for the actions of ISIS.
Also, I think all Muslims are in ISIS.
jordan holmes
Well, but even then, his argument to combat that would be...
Well, you don't have to be a Muslim.
It's not an ethnic group.
dan friesen
Well, right.
jordan holmes
I guess that's true.
It's still a choice.
It's a religion.
dan friesen
Well, right.
That's true in the real world, but I don't think that he would see Arabs as non-Muslims.
jordan holmes
No, that's absolutely true.
Well, what about the Coptic Christians, Dan?
Christians are being murdered more than anybody else around the world, Dan.
Christians are under attack, those persecuted Christians.
dan friesen
Yeah, alright, whatever.
So, something really fun happens towards the middle of this show, and a caller calls in.
And wants to read some Frank Zappa lyrics.
jordan holmes
Alright, now I'm in.
Now I'm in.
dan friesen
And it turns into Alex Jones taking requests.
Because they start playing some Frank Zappa like it's drive time.
jordan holmes
Like, that's fine.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
It's kind of fun.
And then Alex Jones gets really weird about what he knows.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
It's super fun.
unidentified
I feed you until the day that we don't need you.
Don't go for help.
No one will feed you.
Your mind is totally controlled.
It has been stuffed into my mold.
And you will do as you were told until the rights to you are sold.
That's right, folks.
Don't touch that die.
Why is he throwing stink on it?
Don't touch that die.
alex jones
You know what?
I love that song.
And my problem is I do choose like 98% of the bumper music.
And then so many times I write down songs I want to play.
I've had Frank Zappa's wife on.
I think I had Dweezle on too.
Yeah.
They're listeners.
His son.
I wanted to play that then.
It never got around to it.
What's the name of that song again?
unidentified
I Am the Slime.
It was on the Overnight Sensation album, 1973.
alex jones
We're going to get the I Am the Slime, try to play that at the bottom of the hour for you if we're able to do it with that particular lyrics piece.
His dad was a chemical engineer.
He was super smart in his own right.
jordan holmes
And its date?
alex jones
Way ahead of his time, transcending the left-right paradigm.
And, you know, die of cancer very, very young.
They say the good die young.
Bob Marley died of cancer young.
And it's just a real bummer.
You've got to wonder.
unidentified
Yeah, Bob Marley would have loved you, Alex.
alex jones
But the stuff I was told...
This is Eye on the Slime.
We're going to come back with the lyrics later.
The things I've been told about John Lennon and what happened to him, I'm not allowed to tell him about.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
unidentified
What?
alex jones
And that's part of being a journalist is you get told really dangerous, really scary stuff.
unidentified
Wait.
alex jones
And then you're not allowed to talk about it.
unidentified
Wait.
alex jones
And I don't blame people that know all this for not speaking out, though, because when the government sits in your living room and tells you if you talk about it, they're going to kill you, and they've already killed...
People close to you, you have a tendency to listen to them.
dan friesen
The entire government sat in his living room.
jordan holmes
And they've killed people that Alex is close to?
dan friesen
I don't fucking know.
jordan holmes
The government has killed people.
Alex released the names of those people killed by the government.
dan friesen
He can't, because then he'll get killed.
In the same way that he can't talk about John Lennon, what he knows about that.
jordan holmes
What could he possibly know about John Lennon?
dan friesen
Paul McCartney's been dead since 1962.
jordan holmes
Oh yeah, you can't reveal that information.
He's still got a good career going.
You can't let everybody know.
dan friesen
Someone lied to Alex about something and he's acting weird about it.
jordan holmes
Wait, what?
Lenin was assassinated by the government?
dan friesen
Probably.
jordan holmes
That probably makes sense, right?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
But that seems like it's something he could just throw out there.
It's not like he's already playing fast and loose with reality anyways.
What, is he going to get sued by a...
dan friesen
Quite frankly, that theory is in his wheelhouse.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
That's right where he lives.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
So if he started saying that, no one would be like, oh, this one's real.
jordan holmes
Now, if he then started saying...
Maybe he's actually talking about the fact that John Lennon was a wife-beater and a terrible human being, and if he hadn't been assassinated, I doubt we would remember him quite as fondly.
dan friesen
Oh, yeah.
jordan holmes
So maybe that's what he's trying to avoid saying.
dan friesen
Well, you're going to get killed.
Now, you just revealed the secret information about John Lennon.
jordan holmes
I think the government has to come to my house first.
They gotta sit in my house, yeah.
dan friesen
Hey, you know what?
I never go to my living room.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So I'm safe.
The government's not gonna be able to fit all in my bedroom.
jordan holmes
Well, the government is a lot like vampires.
They have to be invited into your living room.
dan friesen
It's true.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
That is definitely true.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Well, actually, according to Alex, the government is vampires.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And Dracula's and Renfield's.
They're a pro.
So.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Jordan.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
We're coming to the end here.
jordan holmes
We are coming to the walking away.
dan friesen
But we have a little bit left here.
Alex has an interview at the end of his show on August 26th, 2015.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
It is a first-time guest with a lady named Julia Turiansky.
I don't know if you've ever heard of this lady.
jordan holmes
Is she the lady that we heard laughing at the...
unidentified
Yes.
jordan holmes
Yeah, great.
I already hate her.
dan friesen
She, as far as I can tell...
Done some looking into her a little bit.
There's not a ton of information out there in the world.
She has her own website, and she is an anarcho-capitalist.
She is a firm supporter in bitcoins.
She is an anti-feminism woman.
jordan holmes
Why doesn't she invest in that one dude?
Maxcoins?
Yeah, why doesn't she get into Maxcoins?
dan friesen
I don't know.
I think she should.
Buy low.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
20 cents now.
jordan holmes
I mean, now that the currency is...
We're not getting back on the gold standard, so obviously we're going to need to switch to Maxcoins.
dan friesen
Yeah.
She is incredibly...
I don't want to say dumb, because she clearly has read a few things, and it seems mean to call everyone dumb.
jordan holmes
You can know a lot of stuff, but you can still be dumb.
dan friesen
I very strongly disagree with almost everything she says.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
She's terrible.
jordan holmes
Alright.
dan friesen
She and Alex hit it off famously.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
They are flirting so hard throughout this.
Well, Alex is flirting really hard.
jordan holmes
Okay, there we go.
dan friesen
She is putting up with it, because she knows he has millions of viewers.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I found...
jordan holmes
Ostensibly he has millions of viewers.
dan friesen
I found a Patreon page of hers.
And I would like to take a moment to pat ourselves on the back.
Because we've never been on InfoWars.
We have a much smaller audience than Alex Jones.
Or even this Julia Taransky.
She has a YouTube channel and has way more views than us.
We have more donators.
Now granted, she makes more money.
jordan holmes
Naturally.
dan friesen
But that's just because a couple people are giving her like $100 a month.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
But be that as it may, we bulk have more people.
We have more of the public.
jordan holmes
We are like the Bernie Sanders, man.
It's all about grassroots small donations.
We are a movement.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
jordan holmes
The policy wonks.
dan friesen
And when I went to her Patreon page, I was like...
jordan holmes
That'd be great if we started a political party.
dan friesen
Yeah, why not?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I think we should.
dan friesen
I was going to start a political party when I was in college called the Fuck This Shit Party.
jordan holmes
That's not a bad name.
dan friesen
Just sick of it.
jordan holmes
That's not a bad name.
dan friesen
Just sick of it.
Ask me about my positions on stuff.
jordan holmes
Dan, how do you feel about the new healthcare bill?
dan friesen
Fuck that shit.
jordan holmes
Alright, that's a good position.
I like that.
Yeah.
I'm gonna need one more example.
Dan, how do you feel about the war in Iraq?
dan friesen
Fuck that shit.
jordan holmes
You know what?
I have joined this party.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's a good party.
That's the official position of the policy wonks.
So, when I saw this Patreon thing, I was like, we have the potential to be, like, we could out-succeed an Alex Jones guest.
And that's great.
But then I realized that that guy who was on selling the InfoWagon is making substantially less than us, too.
So, like, alright, maybe we're just...
jordan holmes
Turns out InfoWars...
See, yeah.
If he really had millions of viewers...
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Then, don't you think those people would get more of a bump out of it?
dan friesen
Well, the people who do listen are probably also not actively engaged in the way Alex wants them to be.
And they're really only motivated, much like Alex, by guns and racism.
And since she's not really advocating those things, it doesn't drive traffic to her site as much as she'd like.
Because her positions are largely...
Like, just problematic, like, extreme libertarian positions.
unidentified
Gotcha.
dan friesen
They're the same sort of fantasy land stuff you hear coming out of, like, Stefan Molyneux and those types.
unidentified
Gotcha.
dan friesen
These people who are like, you know, taxation is a crime.
They keep bringing that up because it's something I hate.
I hate.
That position.
jordan holmes
No roads.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
No roads, no schools.
If your house lights on fire, you either pay the fireman or you burn that house to the ground.
Those are your choices.
dan friesen
The way that libertarians generally get around the roads argument is that businesses need roads in order to get people to go to them.
And so you just, you know, it's in their best interest.
jordan holmes
So the cost then gets...
Translated to you, the consumer.
dan friesen
Well, but the business would make those roads, and the argument that I would say...
jordan holmes
Yeah, but then you would have to pay the business for the roads.
They would have to then add in the cost of the roads.
dan friesen
There's a further problem to it, and that is the only places you could drive to are stores.
Because there would be no incentive for them to create...
jordan holmes
Roads to your home?
dan friesen
Or a hospital, or anything like that.
It's...
It's deeply problematic.
All of the beliefs that libertarians espouse.
jordan holmes
Do you mean it's dumb?
dan friesen
It's dumb couched in really smart language.
jordan holmes
Right.
Well, yeah, but that's how that works.
dan friesen
People get tricked by it really easily.
And I have a couple clips of Julia Turansky and Alex Jones, and a number of them, they think they're riffing.
They're not.
jordan holmes
No, no.
dan friesen
But this first one, they advocate for...
jordan holmes
Conservatives are not funny.
dan friesen
This first clip, they advocate for child labor.
alex jones
Okay.
unidentified
What?
julia tourianski
If the state is God, then it's a sacrificial God, and we're the people who are being sacrificed to it.
Because if you call a higher authority, which is, this is now higher power to most people, then you are not an individual anymore.
You're relying on somebody else.
It's like if you're a 40-year-old man and you still call your mommy to make you lunch, it...
I mean, it's just that on an extreme level.
alex jones
Well, now they're saying children, dreamers, are up to age 30. And they're saying that's the new, you become a man or a woman at 30. And that stemmed from making child work illegal, right?
julia tourianski
What was the point of making children under a certain age illegal to work?
unidentified
It was to keep them children until they were like 25. I was about to say, there were certainly abuses.
alex jones
Covered in the jungle and other publications that Rockefellers were doing.
jordan holmes
Oh, were there abuses?
alex jones
But now they want to ban your kids taking the trash out or getting eggs out of the chicken coop.
jordan holmes
Nobody is saying that, you fucking idiot!
alex jones
And they admit that is so they're a bunch of babbling idiots and aren't confident.
When in truth, what you did in the old days is you apprenticed your sons mainly, but daughters as well.
dan friesen
That's not what they did.
alex jones
Into really rough situations.
julia tourianski
You empowered them that way.
alex jones
My dad apprenticed in basically everything.
By the time he was like 16, I mean, I was sent to do apprentice stuff.
I didn't know how important that was.
unidentified
And there's no medley.
jordan holmes
He was being recruited by the CIA.
julia tourianski
Men can't build anything.
They can't fix anything.
They have to call somebody for anything that needs to be done.
And my father comes from that same generation.
He grew up in the Soviet Union.
You can't call anybody.
You've got to do everything by yourself.
And in a system like that, you have to use black markets.
And now it's like, oh, the toilet breaks.
I have to pay someone because I don't have a license to do this.
So it's a deterioration of everybody.
jordan holmes
Wait, that's so fucking stupid.
dan friesen
You can fix your own toilet.
jordan holmes
That's so fucking stupid, though.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, if you're talking about free market capitalism, isn't that what you want?
dan friesen
Uh, yeah.
jordan holmes
Isn't that what you want everybody to have a job, right?
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
jordan holmes
So, maybe we have specialists.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Maybe somebody fixes this shit because you are capable of fixing something else.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
You are...
unidentified
These...
jordan holmes
How?
How?
dan friesen
There are so many problems.
jordan holmes
How?
dan friesen
There's so many problems with that clip.
jordan holmes
There's no...
Oh, God.
There were some abuses.
dan friesen
Some.
jordan holmes
Some.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I will admit, child labor was not a perfect system.
dan friesen
They had some kinks.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
They had to get worked out.
Like, their advocation is, you should be an adult at 12. Yeah!
Yeah, you should be an adult at 12. You shouldn't get any of the rights of an adult until you're 18. No, no, no, no, no.
But you should be able to work, you should be able to not have sex, or do drugs, or smoke, or drink.
Or fight in a war.
dan friesen
Free market, let them do all that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
Well, maybe that is, yeah.
dan friesen
Well, the idea that, like, child labor being illegal was in order to keep people children longer is crazy.
jordan holmes
So fucking stupid.
dan friesen
There's so many reasons to not have children doing especially dangerous jobs, which was what was going on.
Yeah.
Working in factories, working in mines.
jordan holmes
They were doing the most dangerous job.
dan friesen
Because they have little tiny hands.
jordan holmes
Because they have little tiny hands.
You can get in all that machinery and you definitely wouldn't lose those hands.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
And when you lost those hands.
dan friesen
No documented instances of that.
jordan holmes
When you lost those hands, you definitely wouldn't get workman's comp because that didn't exist.
dan friesen
That's the nanny state.
jordan holmes
You were just a person without hands from there on out.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Oh, and you lost your fucking job.
dan friesen
But think about all the character you gained.
unidentified
That's true.
dan friesen
Think about how much you learned about being an adult, being a man.
jordan holmes
But do you know what really keeps...
dan friesen
We've discussed this in the past, too, where that belief that they're trying to outlaw taking out the garbage comes from.
That's insanity.
God.
jordan holmes
That's just anti-union shit, really is what that is.
That's what they were doing is, oh, you don't have a license.
That is anti-union.
dan friesen
You can fix your own toilet.
Your cousin can fix your toilet, too.
Who cares?
jordan holmes
You should really be able to know how to fix your home.
In order to make sure you can't do anything more useful or more valuable.
dan friesen
If you're a homeowner, I imagine it's probably pretty fun to be a weekend warrior type.
Make a deck or something like that.
unidentified
I'm sure they do.
jordan holmes
People do that.
dan friesen
That's why there's a term for it.
jordan holmes
That's why we have stores built entirely around it.
dan friesen
There's tons of YouTube channels that just explain how to do these things.
jordan holmes
Do they explain how to take your garbage out?
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
You don't have a license.
dan friesen
They explain how to get a license to take out the garbage.
jordan holmes
You gotta go to the DMV.
You gotta wait for an hour.
It's terrible.
dan friesen
So this Julia, she is anti-state.
She believes that states are intrinsically oppressive.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
And I don't even want to deal with that.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
What I do want to talk about is...
jordan holmes
I love that they're shitting on a sacrificial god whenever they believe in a god that demands sacrifice.
dan friesen
Well, also, like, she is Russian, and she moved to Canada.
So, there we go.
You know what I mean?
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, that's why she hates the state.
Because it provides her healthcare.
dan friesen
Well, but there's different states, you know?
jordan holmes
Nope.
dan friesen
That's indicative of that philosophy being flawed.
Like, different states are run differently.
jordan holmes
I can't see.
dan friesen
Different countries are different.
jordan holmes
No, they all become communism.
dan friesen
Also, here's the fucked up thing.
Alex Jones is super into nationalism.
And he's having an anti-state person.
As a guest.
And they're hitting it off.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because of their shared...
jordan holmes
Well, taxation is a crime.
And we definitely don't want a state.
But we do need a state to keep immigrants away from our country.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
So, I have ideological inconsistencies.
But when I find one, I go, oh.
That's dumb.
And then I shore it up.
I'm always trying to build it, but there's a central ideology around it.
And if there is a contradiction, I have to grapple with that.
And these people never do that.
Their ideology is whatever they feel like.
dan friesen
That's the problem with...
These anarcho-capitalist types is that when there's a contradiction, they will a fantasy.
They just come up with a fantasy scenario where it's like, oh no, this fixes that.
They're like, ugh, okay, whatever.
jordan holmes
It's constantly building this house of cards, but they think that it can never be blown down.
And in their world, they're right.
The only problem is it's the luxury of everybody else knowing they're wrong.
That allows them to believe their dumb shit.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
If any of what they really wanted came into play, they would immediately be like, oh!
dan friesen
It would be a disaster.
jordan holmes
I got it, you guys.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Okay, now I get it.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
We shouldn't put children to work.
Because my kids are dead.
dan friesen
Like, the utter terror of the reality of rolling back all of the liberal progress that's been made over the last, say, 50, 70 years.
If it were all to go away, we would live in a terrifying hellscape.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
But that's, again, that's the trick of nostalgia.
It's not like it was in the good old days.
dan friesen
Make it a great again.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
You know, I remember when I was a kid, everything was perfect because I didn't have to come to grips with the fact that all my friends were dying around me.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So you might be wondering, why do Alex and Julia get along if they have...
These foundational differences.
unidentified
One.
jordan holmes
Because it's about fucking.
dan friesen
She is pretty attractive.
Done.
Sold.
jordan holmes
Call it.
Alex Jones will believe anything on the way to a fuck.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And the second is that she's into guns.
jordan holmes
No more guns!
julia tourianski
As a woman, I own a gun because that is...
alex jones
As a purple penguin.
The word woman might hurt somebody's feelings.
julia tourianski
Oh yeah.
Soon natural birth.
We'll be illegal because transgender people can't give natural birth.
alex jones
And by the way, don't joke.
They're actually talking about that.
Now, say I'm a purple penguin.
julia tourianski
I'm not joking.
alex jones
Say I'm a purple penguin.
julia tourianski
I'm a purple penguin who owns a gun, and I think all women should own guns.
Oh, sorry.
All purple penguins should own guns.
And I think there's a clip that you guys can show, and I've really summarized why quite well.
alex jones
Let's go to this purple penguin clip.
This is a purple penguin with a gun.
julia tourianski
Women's rights and gun rights are congruent.
Most females are physiologically smaller than most males.
This puts women at a great disadvantage in a life-threatening situation against a man.
A gun is an equalizer.
Without it, the equality between sexes is a joke.
alex jones
But wait a minute.
To even say that women on average aren't as strong as men is sexist?
And it's part of the hierarchy of male oppression that you're defending and helping.
I've never heard such thought crime.
julia tourianski
It's crazy.
alex jones
Are you saying I can't have a baby?
Because you're claiming I'm not as equal to you in a reproductive way.
That's sexist as well.
I'm a purple penguin.
I can lay eggs.
julia tourianski
I think...
dan friesen
I legitimately think they think that's comedy.
Do you think they think that's funny?
I think he thinks, I'm on fire.
I'm dropping purple penguins everywhere.
I'm making great points about gender roles.
I think he thinks it's funny.
jordan holmes
You know what?
I think I agree with her.
I think every woman should own a gun, but I think men should not be allowed to have them.
dan friesen
Okay.
That's an interesting position.
I'm not sure that's on the PolicyWalk platform.
jordan holmes
If what we're looking for is an equalizer, well, men already have the physical advantage, so we have to have women equalized.
If men have a gun, it's back to being unequal.
dan friesen
No, I think it's, you know how I look at it?
I look at it as a game show.
jordan holmes
Through the barrel of a gun, that's how you look at it.
dan friesen
In the future, no doubt.
It's a game show where the first three rounds, right, they're worth one point.
Whoever wins gets one point.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And then the fourth round.
Thousand points.
First three rounds don't matter, and that's the physical stuff.
The gun is the thousand points.
jordan holmes
The gun is the thousand points.
dan friesen
Yeah, so it doesn't even matter if you're up three to one or three to zero when you get there.
But anyway, this next one, they're trying to riff a little bit about privilege.
unidentified
Ugh.
alex jones
That's discriminatory.
julia tourianski
I'm white, so I can't help it.
alex jones
That's part of the culture.
julia tourianski
I am white privileged, you know?
Like, I have my family died in communist Russia, but I have privilege.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
alex jones
Well, you're responsible for slavery.
julia tourianski
Of course.
dan friesen
So that's shameful.
I'm sad that your family died in communist Russia.
That's interesting.
jordan holmes
After what she said, I'm very ambivalent.
dan friesen
I don't know anything about her dad, except he used the black market to fix his toilet.
jordan holmes
You know what?
That's true.
I'm against her family.
I am sad that her family died in Russia.
I'm a little sad she didn't.
alex jones
The issue.
dan friesen
The issue that, like, when you're talking about privilege, the thing that they never take into account is that there is a societal bias against black people.
That is just true.
Studies have shown this over and over and over again.
jordan holmes
Emphatically true.
dan friesen
And when Julia Turansky walks down the street, no one knows, just by looking at her, that her family died in Soviet Russia.
No one knows that.
And she doesn't have to reveal that information except by her own consent.
She can give that information up and people can judge her however they choose.
A black person is immediately seen as a black person.
They don't have a choice about how the world looks at them.
jordan holmes
Which, again, is why half-white is not what you would call something.
dan friesen
No.
And that is the part of privilege that Alex Jones refuses to at all look at.
And it's one of the foundational pieces of that conversation.
jordan holmes
Well, here's another part of that privilege.
dan friesen
To dismiss it out of hand is part of the privilege.
jordan holmes
Right.
Well, exactly.
Well, then there's the fact she is a gun owner.
She can own a gun.
And if she were arrested, or if she were in the process of being arrested, they would respect that.
dan friesen
Probably.
jordan holmes
If she were black, she would be dead.
dan friesen
With her child in the car.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
No less.
unidentified
Exactly.
dan friesen
I mean...
jordan holmes
There is...
Oh, lady.
Oh, there's so much of a white privilege to that.
dan friesen
Right.
And those are hypothetical situations.
jordan holmes
No, those are very literal situations.
Not in regards to her.
But how many times have you seen a white man with a gun talk to?
Told, hey, calm down.
Don't worry about it.
We're going to de-escalate this situation.
And how many times have you seen a black man with a gun who is trying to talk to people, trying to de-escalate it, get fucking shot and murdered?
That's what white privilege is, you dumb white lady.
dan friesen
I honestly think that there's a more interesting conversation to be had if she wanted to discuss the male gaze.
Or something like that.
Because she is an attractive lady, and in the same way that she doesn't really get to choose how men objectify her or sexualize her being.
And you can see that if you look at comments online, certainly, about how, you know, this is one of the hottest libertarian ladies.
You know, there are websites that talk about her like that.
And if she wants to discuss, you know, like...
jordan holmes
Websites like Infowars.
dan friesen
Yeah, and people who go to that website.
I'm sure I didn't look at the comments on this video, but I'm sure a lot of them were like, more of her.
There's an entire website dedicated to her feet.
That's what happens to celebrity women, it turns out.
I didn't click on it.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, come on, Dan.
You're the one who's supposed to do the research here.
I think our listeners want to know how them feet.
dan friesen
I feel like that was not germane to our investigation.
jordan holmes
No, probably not.
dan friesen
So, like I said...
jordan holmes
Is that what turned Alex Jones to Trump?
dan friesen
No, but actually...
jordan holmes
Her feet.
dan friesen
This next clip is about Trump.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Julia has some interesting thoughts.
jordan holmes
Is she all in on Trump?
dan friesen
I don't know.
Let's find out.
julia tourianski
We're not going to have a better world with Trump as president.
He's still president.
He's still controlled by the same powers.
It doesn't matter.
jordan holmes
Oh, turns out it does.
julia tourianski
I do like watching him.
alex jones
I watched his response to the Univision reporter, and just the way he handled that reporter and kept making him look stupid.
I mean, Trump is something else.
julia tourianski
He does open eyes because he's been in there.
He's bribed the politicians.
He's seen the favor.
alex jones
Well, see, he could get in trouble for that, so he owns it.
He's really smart.
We'll be back.
dan friesen
So, that's wild.
She doesn't care, because he's still going to be a president.
He's still going to be beholden to the globalists, I guess.
I'm not sure if that's what she would say, but, you know, because she's anti-state, so it doesn't matter.
Whoever's the president is still the president of the state.
jordan holmes
It's still an oppression.
Yeah, it's still an oppressive society.
dan friesen
But she's still, much like Alex, is real charmed by his racism.
And when they're talking about him...
Shutting down a Univision reporter, that was a Hispanic reporter.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And if you recall, that was not a dignified exchange.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
So I like that.
jordan holmes
No, that was very sad.
That was a very weak man.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Just doing...
Yeah, no.
dan friesen
I like, though, that even her, even this anti-state anarcho-capitalist is...
I like his racism.
I think it's pretty delightful.
jordan holmes
People love racism.
dan friesen
And at the end there, they're like, he's bribed politicians, so he knows this inside and out.
You're just saying you like him because he's committed crimes and is willing to admit it.
That's fucked up.
jordan holmes
He tells it like it is, Dan.
He's a straight shooter.
dan friesen
I mean, that's as close to a position on Trump as we get at the end here of this stretch.
We've got two more clips left.
This first one is problematic.
julia tourianski
In America today, we have nothing in the book burners.
We are just as bad, maybe to a different extreme.
alex jones
And the Canadians are even worse.
julia tourianski
Oh, the Canadians, you can't even have a legitimate conversation with a Canadian person.
They're scared to voice any opinion.
And that's the goal.
alex jones
We said they'd ban old glory next.
Now schools are banning all flags.
Then soon all images are evil.
julia tourianski
I know a man who lost his entire career and has been totally discredited and slandered because he used the term house negro describing a situation where it actually happened.
And we had Cynthia McKinney, the first...
A black female congresswoman from Georgia support this man.
dan friesen
So I looked into this because the way she presents it is he used the term House Negro in a situation where it was right.
jordan holmes
Dan, I'm just going to go out on a limb here and say she is misrepresenting this situation.
dan friesen
This is from the Ottawa Citizen publication.
Joanne St. Louis is suing Dennis Rancourt for defamation because of a comment, and a four-week jury trial began today.
Rancourt, who has since been fired by the university he worked at, used a racially charged insult in two articles he posted on his blog.
St. Louis, who was the director of the university's Human Rights Research and Education Center, had criticized the methodology of a student-produced report alleging systematic racism in the university's academic fraud process.
She alleges that his comment likened her evaluation to academic fraud, implying that she supported racism and acted in a servile manner towards her boss.
Rancourt denies these allegations, saying that St. Louis' interpretation of the meaning of his insult is, quote, So in two instances he called her a house negro.
And...
jordan holmes
Well, at least he said Negro, I guess.
dan friesen
Here's his defense.
jordan holmes
I guess that's a win.
dan friesen
Here's his defense.
jordan holmes
Jesus.
dan friesen
Rancourt called the phrase House Negro a common term used to describe privileged minority members who act to minimize the concerns of their own groups.
St. Louis was the first black female law student at the University of British Columbia and the only black woman ever elected as a bencher at the Law Society of Upper Canada.
Common term.
jordan holmes
You can't walk down the street, frankly.
You can't.
Look, every time I go to the store, it's just thrown around.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You know, like some people say, what up?
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
And I say, how sneakable.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
But her presentation of it is so appealing to people who agree with it already.
It's like, because you don't know, like, I don't know how you defend the idea of actually calling someone that.
Because the way she's presenting it is he's talking about it in a situation.
You're thinking he's talking about old-time slavery days, and it's in a historical context or something like that.
And because he used the word, these PC sensors come in.
It's like they're trying to take the N-word out of Huck Finn.
You know, like that sort of thing.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It's not.
He did not like what someone said.
He disagreed with them, and he called them a house negro twice.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's not okay.
jordan holmes
No, it's totally fine.
dan friesen
I mean, it's free speech.
jordan holmes
You can't stop it.
dan friesen
It is free speech.
jordan holmes
You hear it all the time.
dan friesen
It's free speech, but at the same time, hey, bro, there's consequences.
jordan holmes
You know what?
Frankly, in his world, it is a common term.
dan friesen
Yeah, probably.
jordan holmes
That argument probably makes sense to him.
dan friesen
Yeah, probably.
jordan holmes
Because the world within which he lives...
dan friesen
And maybe Julia Taransky, it's a, you know, maybe it's a common term for her, too.
It shouldn't be.
Anyway, we have used remarkable restraint in not bringing up the fact that Julia Transky is Russian and maybe is working for Putin.
jordan holmes
Really?
dan friesen
Because she's not.
jordan holmes
I was going to say, wait, what?
Did this just take a really crazy turn here?
dan friesen
I just want to take this opportunity to point out that just because someone is Russian does not mean that there is something nefarious involving their government.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And I definitely don't think that somebody whose entire family was murdered in Russia...
dan friesen
Communist Russia.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's different now.
Putin, strong man.
jordan holmes
But...
Who cares?
Okay, never mind.
dan friesen
Who cares?
We got one more clip.
jordan holmes
We need kings.
Bring back kings, bring back chivalry.
I want to fight duels.
She's first on the list!
dan friesen
We got one more clip.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it's kind of long.
But I want to give you some setup.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
What ends up happening is...
Julia and Alex having some nice riffs.
jordan holmes
Alright.
dan friesen
They're having a riff fest.
jordan holmes
Thinking they're funny.
dan friesen
Yes.
And then they get a call of someone who's trying to tell Alex that he's wrong about everything.
jordan holmes
You know what?
Before we go further, as a comic, listening to these people riff about this horrible shit, thinking it's funny.
These are the same people who would go to a comedy show and immediately get offended.
dan friesen
Oh, I imagine.
jordan holmes
Political correctness is out of control.
And then they go to a comedy show and they go, how could you say that?
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Fuck you.
dan friesen
They're trying to talk about how Trump should be killed.
jordan holmes
The people who insist on having a clean show.
Are the same people who fight against political correctness all the time.
dan friesen
Totally.
jordan holmes
Yeah, look, I can't say fuck on stage.
But yeah, sure, go ahead and defend somebody using the term house negro.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
I'm the fucking bad guy.
dan friesen
Meanwhile, flash forward two years and Alex is like screaming about that Shakespeare play.
So, I mean, it's all bullshit.
jordan holmes
So stupid.
dan friesen
It's all performative bullshit on his part.
But he gets this call.
And if the guy had been allowed to speak.
I legitimately think he would be making some of the similar points that I would make, and you get to hear what Alex's response to it is, and it's not great.
jordan holmes
Okay, here we go.
dan friesen
This is pretty fun, especially...
jordan holmes
This is you living vicariously a little bit.
unidentified
Sort of.
jordan holmes
This is a little bit.
dan friesen
I think I would do a better job.
I think I'd have more at my disposal, more information than this guy, perhaps, because I've been studying this.
Right.
jordan holmes
I don't think anybody would have more information at their disposal than you at this point.
dan friesen
But this guy does a pretty decent job.
He's better than that one caller we had a couple months back.
jordan holmes
Okay, cool.
dan friesen
But here we go.
It's so fun based on how they're living in this fancy free world at the beginning of the clip and then it fucking turns.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
It's great.
alex jones
Oh, I'm dating Rachel Maddow.
She's a man.
And if they attack that on there, give me a break.
It's humor.
julia tourianski
Well, she's a public figure.
She should anticipate.
alex jones
I'm going to be honest, Rachel, I want to date you.
They say it takes change as you get older, and I mean, I think he's a good-looking stud.
julia tourianski
She has nice suits.
alex jones
I mean, look, admit that she's a good-looking guy.
julia tourianski
I admit it.
I can't watch her because I get a bit hot.
jordan holmes
How are they still going on on this?
The bit is over.
dan friesen
This is legit flirting, too.
jordan holmes
The bit is done, man.
dan friesen
If you watch the video of this, Alex is leaning closer to her.
jordan holmes
Oh, is she in studio?
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
His body language is getting real.
unidentified
I hope she brought her gun with her because she might need it.
dan friesen
So at this point, she has just said that she can't watch Rachel Maddow because she gets all hot watching it.
Listen to Alex's response.
In any other environment would be sexual harassment.
julia tourianski
Really?
alex jones
You're attracted to Mr. Mano?
julia tourianski
Oh, my God.
We're going to have to compete.
alex jones
You are actually attracted to him, too?
julia tourianski
Yeah.
He's taking me off for stakes later.
alex jones
Uh-oh.
unidentified
Oh, my God.
alex jones
We've got to get serious here.
Okay, let's get serious with Bill and then Neil.
Bill is calling from Tennessee.
Alex Jones' predictions not happening.
Go ahead.
unidentified
Afternoon.
ethan nordean
I've listened to you off and on for a couple of years now, and so far, I mean, let's see.
unidentified
Where are the FEMA camps, Alex?
Who's coming for your guns, Alex?
Jade Helm, you can type that.
Nothing happened.
I'm sorry.
I mean, you just consistently fear-mongered and failed.
No.
Bilderberg, nothing happens.
You're a continuous thing, and nothing ever happened.
And before you say it hard to stop it, that's just an easy way out.
alex jones
Are you a joke caller trying to make me look good, or are you serious?
unidentified
I'm serious.
alex jones
Well, we never said...
Let me talk.
You made some statements.
Just excuse me for a moment.
You said...
I'm going to skip this network break coming up.
You said that I was saying Jade Helm was going to be a takeover, or you imply that.
I never said that.
That's a construct of my boyfriend, Mr. Maddow.
You expand upon that.
With a bunch of other statements about where's the FEMA camps.
Since I first started exposing emergency centers in the mid-90s, when we confirmed it through classified sources about the re-education camps under the different programs like the civilian inmate labor camp program that was declassified in 99, now they have released the Army manuals for the emergency center's establishment system.
Where it admits the plans under emergency to round up political dissidents and put us basically in forced labor camps.
You can read that at army.mil.
We wrote articles about it linked.
We're trying to fight them getting the guns.
They've taken the guns everywhere else in the world but a handful of nations.
They admit they want our guns.
They're talking about taking the guns away from Social Security recipients now.
That's mainstream news.
The borders are wide open outside of law.
They're shutting off power plants outside of law.
dan friesen
That's cool.
alex jones
They're signing us onto trillions in derivatives outside of law.
They're delivering armored vehicles, a local department saying it's for the veterans and gun owners.
And, I mean, look, we've stalemated the enemy 95%.
They're kind of still winning in a few places, but we're in a death battle.
julia tourianski
And they've done mass confiscation, illegal confiscation of guns in Canada as well.
alex jones
Absolutely, but this guy calls in and says nothing's happening and laughs in a satisfied way like I've been proven wrong.
I mean, it's like declaring that Mark Twain was dead when he wasn't.
I mean, you're a joke, Bill.
I mean, are you for real?
jordan holmes
Is Mark Twain dead?
alex jones
Are you for real?
Who can deny we're descending into tyranny?
unidentified
Descending into tyranny.
Yeah, Alex, everywhere is tyranny.
Look behind you is tyranny.
Again, FEMA camps.
Where are they, Alex?
Who's been put in FEMA camps, Alex?
alex jones
You say you've been listening for years.
You can type in re-education camps manual, infowars.com, and then you can link through to army.mil and read it, and then you can read mainstream news articles that came out a month after confirming our report.
We broke the secret documents from the FBI, state police.
Federal marshals seven years ago about the plan to put and demonize and go after patriots.
And people still say that's fake.
I mean, the truth is, we're not lying here.
You're hoping people don't go look up these Army manuals.
You're just targeting people you think are stupid.
Let me give you the field manual.
Let me just give you one of the field manuals.
Okay, FM 3-39.40.
Are you able to write stuff down?
jordan holmes
You just gave that shit up.
unidentified
Alex.
Shut up.
alex jones
Shut up and answer my questions.
I'm going to put up, because this is serious stuff, okay?
Don't act like a weasel punk.
Put it back on screen for him, please.
FM 3-39.40, internment resettlement operations, February 2010, leaked in 2012.
The Army first denied it, then confirmed it two weeks later.
jordan holmes
I wonder, Dan, if you may have read these.
dan friesen
I haven't read the whole thing because it's 372 pages long.
jordan holmes
That's a big field manual.
dan friesen
But I have skimmed through it.
I've read a bunch of relevant portions of it.
I've also read the things that people have written about it.
Found the passages that they think are really scary.
And they're not.
jordan holmes
Where are the FEMA camps?
dan friesen
There aren't any.
But this manual, this FM3-39.40 is...
jordan holmes
I love their morning shows.
They have a great zoo crew.
dan friesen
Well, it's a manual for operations overseas.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And the reason that they were pissed off that it got leaked is that now it's public information and people in other countries know what the Army's operating procedures are.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And there's a bunch of stuff in it about...
Essentially what it is is a huge document about best practices, is the way I would put it.
And they describe the steps and the chain of command that's involved with taking hostile populations in foreign countries with cooperation from the host governments to sort out huge groups of people and encamp them.
There are also, unfortunately, and this is why Alex is freaked out, A couple paragraphs throughout the entire thing, 372 pages, there's a couple paragraphs about the need, the possible need for using internment in the United States.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's not good.
dan friesen
In the event of a massive terrorist attack or a natural disaster.
They're not laying the groundwork for the government coming in and interning dissidents or anything like that.
They're just talking about applications of when military operation would be appropriate within the boundaries of the United States.
And in cases of massive terrorist attacks, and in cases like the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, there were the need of people who were trained in...
Because say what you want about the Superdome.
It was run very poorly.
But that is essentially internment.
That is managing masses of population in a way that can be organized, that can be decently run.
jordan holmes
So it's not fucking chaos.
dan friesen
Yeah, absolutely, because it would have been otherwise.
jordan holmes
It would have been absolute fucking chaos.
dan friesen
And it still was kind of chaos because they didn't have firm groundwork in place.
A lot of this stuff that's in this field manual wasn't there.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
At the point of Hurricane Katrina.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And so they didn't have as many.
So here we go.
This is from an article about this field manual.
The field manual also broadly discusses a variety of psychological operations for use in managing detainees, including identifying malcontents, trained agitators, and political leaders in detainees communities in order to remove or reduce antagonistic attitudes.
Passages like these reflect lessons learned from the operation of internment facilities in Iraq, where psychological operations officers performed an intelligence function in managing camps that held as many as tens of thousands of detainees at their peak.
At the beginning of the Iraq War, and even through the 2008 surge, there were few guidelines and regulations to help soldiers conduct these massive detention operations, according to a former military officer who conducted detainee operations in internment facilities in Iraq.
Quote, I would have loved to have this field manual five years ago, he said.
The vast majority of guidance in the manual is intended for use in foreign theaters, he said, noting that only a handful of paragraphs from the 326-page manual address domestic operations of any kind.
An Army spokesman speaking on background said that the current spate of online postings had taken passages from the manual significantly out of context, conflating wartime operational guidance, such as the psychological operations, with peacetime operations in which a limited number of the manual's principles would be applied in U.S. soil in exceptional cases, such as during relief efforts, such as after Hurricane Katrina.
Right.
unidentified
So the problem is that if you really take what's said in this manual, it's not...
dan friesen
That's scary.
It's not really...
It's certainly not a blueprint for interning U.S. citizens.
jordan holmes
Right, but if you are...
There's just enough there.
If you are somebody who is of the opinion that all of these disasters would be manufactured...
dan friesen
Right, like Hurricane Katrina, Bill Gates has weather weapons.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
And that the government would then...
Use those as an excuse to intern everybody.
Then, yes, that does sound scary.
dan friesen
Problem, reaction, solution.
Everything reinforces the last.
Yeah.
Yeah, and I get why, I mean, because we know that Alex doesn't know how to read, and we know that he doesn't know how to integrate knowledge, new information into his brain.
I definitely get why he would read something like this and be like, well, here's the proof.
Here's the smoking gun.
We knew it all along.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it's not accurate.
It's not real.
It's not true.
I mean, the document is true, but his interpretation and his use of it is not.
There are a lot of really fucked up things in the document, though, if you go through it, because they're talking about wartime internment.
So there's stuff about, like...
Binding people and, you know, silencing people by gagging them and stuff like that.
But that's talking about...
jordan holmes
I am fully on climate change's side.
I think we're bad.
I think we're bad for the world.
dan friesen
It's stuff that's kind of difficult to read.
And, you know, I don't support a lot of it, but some of it is kind of how you have to run things.
Anyway, Alex is wrong about this.
And this guy is about to point out what Alex does.
And that is that he takes a kernel of something true...
And then lies about it.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And Alex's response to it is fucking perfect.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
It's so perfect that, I mean, there's just no way to get through to him.
It's fascinating.
alex jones
It was covered by major newspapers.
Are you saying that isn't real?
unidentified
Every time you have something like that, I research it.
You take a small bit of truth, it's a small bit of information, enter it into a huge thing, and you usually end up being wrong.
alex jones
Okay, that is total bull.
Just like Planned Parenthood said none of the videos were real, then they were edited, then they weren't selling the body parts.
Oh, the Planned Parenthood, it didn't sell the baby parts?
unidentified
If you're talking about running for research, yes, they do.
Well, let's ask you this.
jesse ventura
Why would they sell body parts?
alex jones
Because they make money.
unidentified
No, they don't sell body parts.
They research for research, sure, and they pay for storage and transportation, sure.
alex jones
Bill, are you a social worker?
jordan holmes
Bill, are you a social worker?
dan friesen
This is crazy.
This next little chunk here is crazy.
Because Alex has asked him if he's a social worker, and I don't know what Alex is getting at, but he's really fixated as that being a way to discredit him.
To discredit this caller.
jordan holmes
Somebody helping people out?
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
So this is like, this is why.
jordan holmes
Somebody whose job is to help people out is the quickest way to discredit somebody.
dan friesen
Well, you know, he has like this distrust of psychiatry and psychology.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
And so, I mean, I kind of get where it comes from, but man, this is weird.
jesse ventura
That's irrelevant, Alex.
unidentified
That's my question.
jesse ventura
Why would they sell body parts?
alex jones
I'm going to ask you one more time.
Are you a social worker?
unidentified
That's irrelevant.
jesse ventura
That's irrelevant, Alex.
alex jones
Okay, what is your profession?
No, I just hear this.
You're in your own little power paradigm where you're ruling over everything, and you think you control reality, and you think you can run a Svengali on me and gaslight me, and you can't do it, and you can't do it to our audience.
Listen, I'm going to ask you again.
You work for a state government?
unidentified
That's irrelevant, Alex.
julia tourianski
It's not irrelevant.
You know what Alex does?
alex jones
Hey, let's just see if I'm right with my little hunch here.
Tell me right now, Mr. Big Brain, are you...
Or have you ever been a social worker?
unidentified
Nope.
dan friesen
So that's great.
jordan holmes
Nope.
You a big dummy.
dan friesen
But you see what he's doing here.
He's trying to invalidate this guy's very real argument, that is, you take a kernel of truth and then lie about it.
And he's like, oh, what you're doing is you're trying to sound really smart.
And you're a social worker.
You're living in your own parallel reality.
That's what you do, Alex.
jordan holmes
You're trying to gaslight me.
Coming from Alex Jones is the craziest sentence I've ever heard.
dan friesen
All he's doing, all this guy who's calling in is doing, is making a very valid point.
And Alex knows that that point is the most dangerous point for any of his listeners to hear.
Because that does make them want to actually look into the things he's talking about.
If...
sources that he uses is introduced into the conversation, then that whole you can look it up argument doesn't work.
Right.
unidentified
Because then someone might.
jordan holmes
And that's the only thing that he fears.
dan friesen
Right.
Right.
And that's going to crack it.
So he has to fight back aggressively.
jordan holmes
And he does so by changing the subject entirely.
dan friesen
You're a social worker.
jordan holmes
And going after the person as opposed to responding to the argument.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
jordan holmes
A classic move.
Straight out of FM 3.09-443.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
jordan holmes
And that was declassified.
Wherein the government says...
dan friesen
What do you do?
What do you do?
jordan holmes
Dan, what do you do?
dan friesen
That was the secret program that Dr. Group was involved in, right?
Yeah, I'm sure it was.
So he spells it out as much here in the end of this clip.
He says, basically, you are just trying to make my audience...
You're trying to lie to my audience.
And it is just a knee-jerk reactionary defense mechanism.
It's pathetic.
jordan holmes
It is kind of like, why doesn't he answer that question?
Or does he feel like he, just by saying money, that was it?
dan friesen
Oh, you mean the Planned Parenthood one?
Yeah.
unidentified
Because he's dumb.
jordan holmes
But I mean, what he really wants, like he said...
dan friesen
I think that is a piece of it.
jordan holmes
That doesn't make any sense.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
No.
If Planned Parenthood is making a killing, then go ahead, government.
Defund them.
They're just going to sell more baby parts, man.
dan friesen
It's a scam.
jordan holmes
They're going to make up that slack.
dan friesen
See, his argument would be that the globalists get spiritual power based on the killing of all these babies, and the Satanists that magically appear at any anti-abortion rally.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
They feed off the energy of dead babies.
jordan holmes
But he definitely can't use that in an argument with a guy.
dan friesen
No, Planned Parenthood itself is just making money on it.
So they're into that.
jordan holmes
Gotcha, gotcha.
dan friesen
But it's just, he's so fucking dumb.
Anyway, let's play the rest of this.
alex jones
So you're not a government worker?
unidentified
Nope.
alex jones
I'm interested.
What is your profession?
unidentified
Why is that relevant?
alex jones
Because I just wonder how stupid you can be.
unidentified
Oh, how stupid I can be?
Every time you've read something, Alice, on the air, I have gone and researched it, and usually it ends up being one...
alex jones
That's a lie to target new listeners, people listening on WBCR.
You can't read!
No, we put up a full manual that talks about processing people with their social security numbers and families, and I've got footage myself shot and countless other videos of people screaming, I'm an American, don't put me in the camp, don't take my guns, in videos, and the police saying the MRAP tank.
dan friesen
Those videos that he has are not people being put into camps.
They're people who believe his narrative screaming.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I was going to say.
That's just people screaming.
They're not on the way to the camp.
dan friesen
It's not proof of anything.
And then also, the next thing he's going to say is about this sheriff from Spokane saying that they have a lot of armored vehicles and what have you, and that the main threat that they're concerned about is constitutionalists.
They're worried about right-wing militias.
And Alex takes that to mean...
They're coming for our guns.
When he's arguing with this guy who's accusing him of taking kernels of truth and lying about them, he's doing exactly that.
It's fascinating.
But also, it's just to turn off new listeners.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that was the weird thing.
dan friesen
But that's the defense mechanism.
jordan holmes
What new...
dan friesen
I don't know, but if you are a new listener and you hear that, you're like, oh, he's used to this.
Of course, these globalists want to discredit him, so they have these people call in, these social workers who won't admit that they're social workers.
jordan holmes
Great, great, social worker.
That's how dumb you can be.
dan friesen
Yeah, and then again, personal attacks, and he gets to more of them here in a minute.
alex jones
Are for the American people.
Now, is that not true either?
unidentified
Are you referring to training exercises they do?
alex jones
Yeah, if they're training to take on veterans and gun owners, and they say the armored vehicles are for us, what does that mean, jackass?
unidentified
That's a good question.
No, no, you are a stubborn jackass.
alex jones
In the Bible, it talks about people acting like an ass.
julia tourianski
I think you're giving this guy too much time.
alex jones
You are acting like an ass.
I appreciate your time.
julia tourianski
I'll quote Satoshi Nakamoto, who invented Bitcoin, and he said, if you don't get it, I don't have time for you.
dan friesen
Great.
julia tourianski
That's it.
jordan holmes
That's not good.
alex jones
I mean, I think that was for real.
jordan holmes
That's not a good way to think about the world.
julia tourianski
Oh, of course.
I mean, there's loads of people who feel that way, and it's a defense mechanism.
dan friesen
Sure.
julia tourianski
I mean, people don't have to, you know, people...
alex jones
No, they used to tell me that there was no such thing as the NSA 20 years ago.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
alex jones
No such thing as Echelon.
I'd have major whistleblowers on, and people would say, that wasn't the former producer of Nightline.
That wasn't the former NSA officer.
julia tourianski
And you don't have to believe everything.
alex jones
But now it's all out in the open!
Reuben Wright again!
Reuben Wright again!
julia tourianski
You don't have to believe everything that anybody says, but there must be...
If you don't understand that there's something deeply wrong with most things that we are told, then you are living in a fog of your own illusion.
Okay?
unidentified
Sure.
alex jones
Well, I don't need to call him names.
I mean, I'm intellectual enough to come up with terms for it.
But when somebody acts like a baby and just puts out this info, he is a jackass.
julia tourianski
I still think he's a social worker just from the way he was speaking.
unidentified
What?
julia tourianski
That's why he didn't answer the question because you don't want to say yes.
You'd rather say no.
alex jones
I think he was lying.
I think he's a social worker.
Why wouldn't you want to say yes?
I've just learned the self-satisfied.
They're not all like that.
Some of them are nice, but I've run into that.
I've just learned the little self-satisfied thing.
Like, they're in control.
They talk real soft to you.
Like, you're a joke.
It's all condescension.
You know, whatever, buddy.
jordan holmes
I'm guessing you're very familiar with that tone.
alex jones
And I'll say boy or girl, father, mother, husband, wife.
I'll never say purple penguin.
julia tourianski
Yeah, well, there's something deeply wrong.
jordan holmes
You got them.
alex jones
They want to control everything like cult leaders.
julia tourianski
There's a man.
alex jones
Because they're building a giant crap hole.
You know what?
And we're sick of you.
We don't want to be led by you.
We don't like you.
We don't like your labels.
Go to hell.
Sorry.
Go ahead.
julia tourianski
When America's throwing people like Ross Ulbrich in jail for starting a website and giving him a harsher sentence than people who have killed multiple people.
jordan holmes
Who's that?
dan friesen
That's the guy who had the Silk Road.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Alright.
jordan holmes
When you're the largest drug trafficker in history, they're just putting you in jail for it.
dan friesen
And admittedly, I don't agree with drug laws.
jordan holmes
No, I agree.
dan friesen
Admittedly.
But I don't think that guy was innocent.
He also tried to get an assassin to kill someone.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
Part of the Silk Road was being able to hire assassins.
dan friesen
Yeah, so, great.
Great.
Good point.
julia tourianski
Raped multiple people.
We know that there's an agenda of oppression and control in America, and the government is scared of independent thought.
alex jones
Look at how Canada extradites people that say the Holocaust didn't happen.
Now, I may not agree with what they're saying, but the point is, these people get put in solitary confinement for decades in Germany.
Ernst Zundel and people, because someone said something political that Canada didn't agree with, that's a tyranny.
julia tourianski
And the interesting thing is Israel themselves denied the Holocaust for the first few years after it occurred because they were embarrassed.
So there was a whole portion of Jews who just denied that it ever happened.
And nobody was prosecuted for that.
I mean, we still have to adhere to...
alex jones
Well, once they set the pressure that they can arrest you for saying the Holocaust didn't happen, or saying 5,099,000 died, then they can start arresting you for everything.
julia tourianski
Free speech is dead.
alex jones
You don't say that?
julia tourianski
Yeah, it's terrible.
It's dead in Canada.
It's happening.
You guys still have the Constitution and the Bill of Rights protecting you in some cases, but it's being degraded to a huge extent.
alex jones
Hey, you want to host the next segment?
I've got to go to a business meeting, but you're leaving back to Toronto tomorrow.
You can come in and actually take these phone calls.
julia tourianski
Yeah.
alex jones
And then Cover News is an 18-minute segment.
But right now, let's go to Neil in Ohio.
Neil, you're on the air.
Or, I'm sorry, that's a male name.
Oh, fuck you!
dan friesen
So, Alex Jones just lets her take over the show for half an hour.
unidentified
Does she?
Does she?
dan friesen
Yeah.
It's not great.
jordan holmes
That's hilarious.
dan friesen
Yeah, Alex was like, hey, he doesn't have a business meeting to go to.
He's just pissed off that this caller called in.
Ruined his fun.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He was having a great time flirting with this young lady, and this guy calls in, and he's totally right.
Alex is flummoxed, has to get super mad and attack him to show his alpha male dominance for this lady.
Doesn't quite work out the way he wants it to.
He starts calling names, calls him a jackass, calls him stupid.
Then after he gets him off the phone and the danger is gone, he's like, I don't have to descend to name calling, even though I just did.
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah, he's a mess.
jordan holmes
Jesus.
dan friesen
What a mess.
So, this is the end of our investigation.
Still no real evolution on Trump.
jordan holmes
I love her pulling out that quote of, like, if you don't get it, I don't have time for you.
It's such a dumb...
That's so...
dan friesen
Do you remember the comedian Arslan?
unidentified
Hey, wait.
jordan holmes
Hold on a second.
Are you telling me you don't know how to add?
If you don't get it, I don't have time for you, four-year-old.
Get the fuck out of here.
dan friesen
There was a comic named Arslan who was famous around these Chicago parts were saying, if you get it, you get it.
If you don't get it, forget it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I remember him.
That's a really bad mentality to have when your position is...
That you are one of the only people who knows truth.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And that if everyone doesn't get on board with your truth, we're all going to die.
It's really bad to be like, I don't have time for you if you don't get it.
jordan holmes
Listen, if you don't want to be part of defeating the threat that we can only defeat if you're a part of it...
I don't want you.
dan friesen
Especially when he spends so much of his time being like, I don't want to fight with people, I just want to help people.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I'm just here to open minds.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Fuck you!
You don't agree with me, fuck you!
jordan holmes
All he wants to do is fight with people.
dan friesen
Totally.
And he wants guns and dueling.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
dan friesen
He wants someone to be like, Alex, you didn't read this thing you said you'd read.
I demand satisfaction.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly!
dan friesen
I challenge you to a duel.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that would be his perfect world, wouldn't it?
dan friesen
Alex could defeat us in a duel, there's no doubt.
I can't draw fast.
jordan holmes
Oh, I can duck.
dan friesen
Okay.
I think that's against the rules.
jordan holmes
No, I'm pretty sure it's cool.
dan friesen
All right.
Anyway, you know what else is cool?
Our website, knowledgefight.com.
unidentified
Oh, yeah?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Do you know what else is cool?
Our Twitter, at knowledge underscore fight.
dan friesen
That's correct.
And if you'd like to donate to the show, please do.
Knowledgefight.com.
Click the support the show button.
jordan holmes
Head to iTunes.
Leave a review.
That way people find us and stuff.
dan friesen
And we're on Facebook at knowledgefight.
That's correct.
Also, we got big things coming down the pipeline.
jordan holmes
Gonna get a tripod and an iPhone.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
All at the same time.
dan friesen
Gonna have also new episodes of That's What They Want You To Think.
Me and Marty DeRosa's Conspiracy Podcast coming back behind the paywall.
jordan holmes
Excellent.
dan friesen
Only for donators.
So get excited for that.
Gonna dangle a carrot somehow.
unidentified
Oh boy.
dan friesen
Our next episode, the next new episode, will be about the Denver airport.
jordan holmes
Oh, fuck yes!
That's as crazy as Space Camp!
dan friesen
Not really.
alex jones
No.
dan friesen
But anyway.
jordan holmes
It is a suspicious airport, though.
I'm pretty stoked about it.
dan friesen
It's not that suspicious.
jordan holmes
No, it's super suspicious.
unidentified
Anyway.
jordan holmes
Have you seen that horse?
dan friesen
Yeah, I've seen the horse.
jordan holmes
Do you know what that horse is?
Fun.
dan friesen
Yeah, it is.
jordan holmes
Do you know what's great about that horse?
dan friesen
What's that?
jordan holmes
It's still alive.
dan friesen
That's true.
jordan holmes
Do you know who's not still alive?
dan friesen
Wait, wait, you're doing the wrong version of this book.
jordan holmes
Oh, shit, that's right.
Which did we switch to?
dan friesen
We switched to saying, fuck you, John Rappaport.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
Goddammit, I screwed that up.
Fuck you, John Rappaport!
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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