Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on The Alex Jones Show on June 6. Topics include: Is Alex trying to show off for Megyn Kelly's camera crew? Are campuses throwing "No Whites Days?" What happens when a Hulkster goes to heaven? What is Alex's weapon of choice?
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| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
| I'm a huge fan. | ||
| I love your work. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| We're a couple of dudes who like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and have a talk about Alex Jones. | ||
| That is correct. | ||
| There is a twist to this conversation, though. | ||
| One that, frankly, I think cannot be played down. | ||
| No. | ||
| I mean, it is a spectacular twist. | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| Are you talking about the twist of this beverage? | ||
| That it's blueberry and watermelon? | ||
| It's blueberry watermelon! | ||
| That's not the twist. | ||
| That's not the twist. | ||
| Is the twist taking the cap off? | ||
| Oh, that's not bad. | ||
| There we go! | ||
| We got one! | ||
| It's crystal light. | ||
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We got one! | |
| As predicted, it tastes a lot like crystal light. | ||
| Damn it! | ||
| The twist of this show is that I know a lot about Alex Jones. | ||
| And I don't know anything about Alex Jones. | ||
| And therein we find our fun. | ||
| Today we're going to be going over basically the first hour of the Tuesday, June 6th, 2017 episode of The Alex Jones Show. | ||
| So when this comes out, this will be yesterday's show. | ||
| But to get us going, I'd like to play an out-of-context drop that's very funny in hindsight of Alex Jones from 2015. | ||
| I'm up here. | ||
| I'm saying the things I say every day. | ||
| And, knock on wood, I've never been sued, except for a copyright thing that got thrown out, for defamation. | ||
| Never been sued for any of that because I watch what I say. | ||
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It may sound wild, but it's there. | |
| Pretty good in hindsight after the repeated lawsuits he's been. | ||
| God damn it, I needed that. | ||
| That made my day so much better. | ||
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Yep. | |
| It has been an absolutely unending shit show of a day. | ||
| Let me make your day even better. | ||
| I'd like to give a shout out to our new donator. | ||
| What's up, Keegan? | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you for joining up and becoming a policy wonk. | ||
| Hey, Keegan, welcome to The Fold. | ||
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| It's a good one. | ||
| I mean the button in specific. | ||
| It's a solid button. | ||
| I don't want to do this show anymore. | ||
| Okay, fair enough. | ||
| That's an aggressive start. | ||
| Alex Jones has been bumming me out. | ||
| I am in the doldrums, and my enthusiasm to listen to this dumbass man yell has been waning. | ||
| And I don't know, I'm in a bad place. | ||
| Well, you're at, what, six full months now of listening to Alex Jones every single day? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Man, the kind of psychic toll that must take on you. | ||
| It's rough. | ||
| I think we might be done. | ||
| I think this is over. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Well, maybe. | ||
| I just need something to rejuvenate me. | ||
| I just need something. | ||
| What could rejuvenate you? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
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Had a dream high, had a baby. | |
| Now there's nothing jacking up, yeah. | ||
| All right, I'm back. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I was actually genuinely a little bit concerned there. | ||
| Like, we've had some off-air conversations. | ||
| You are getting affected by this. | ||
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And then I was like, oh, why would he spring this on me on air? | |
| That was my elaborate setup to play Sasha Banks' theme song again on the show. | ||
| You murdered me. | ||
| You nailed it. | ||
| You won. | ||
| You won. | ||
| That said, those... | ||
| Dan, I need to quit the show. | ||
| Now you're going to play... | ||
| Come up with another wrestler. | ||
| Shinsuke Nakamura's theme song. | ||
| Are you kidding me? | ||
| Do you know what I'm going to play? | ||
| Some Rick fucking Derringer. | ||
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That's what I'm going to play right about now. | |
| What sucks is Hulk Hogan had a whole album and that's not even the best song on it. | ||
| There's a song called A Hulkster Goes to Heaven. | ||
| Have you ever heard that song? | ||
| Nope, nope. | ||
| I don't. | ||
| End right there. | ||
| It's about this little kid who was a big Hulk Hogan fan who died. | ||
| And it's Hulk Hogan singing about how he heard that he died, and that the two of them, they'll tag up when the Hulkster goes to heaven. | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Hulk Hogan actually sings. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Do you want to hear it? | ||
| No! | ||
| I think you've got to hear it. | ||
| Of course I want to hear it, but I also want to... | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| It's basically just tears in heaven, but for a Hulkamaniac, isn't it? | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| It's way worse. | ||
| Strap it in, Jordan. | ||
| Strapping in. | ||
| This is already the worst song I've ever heard in my entire life. | ||
| Wait till the vocals kick in. | ||
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I read it in the papers. | |
| I saw it on TV. | ||
| I guess it'll be an empty seat. | ||
| When I wrestle it, when we leave. | ||
| That's not Hulk Hogan. | ||
| That's Hulk Hogan? | ||
| That's not Hulk Hogan. | ||
| That's not his voice. | ||
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He can't sing. | |
| This isn't a good singer. | ||
| It's not as bad as I thought it would have been. | ||
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Dan, what are we doing? | |
| What have we become? | ||
| This is how desperately I don't want to talk about Alex Johnson. | ||
| So there's a little kid that dies. | ||
| Yes, I got the central conceit. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Now let's get to the actual show. | ||
| Guys, the reason I don't want to talk about Alex Johnson is because he's... | ||
| I've come to a little bit of a thing. | ||
| I've been telling Jordan off air. | ||
| I'm getting to the point where we can poke holes in and bring reality to any bullshit that he spins. | ||
| And it doesn't matter. | ||
| It doesn't matter in the end. | ||
| Kind of. | ||
| I hate to quote Linkin Park, but I tried so hard and got so far. | ||
| You've got... | ||
| You've got a barrage of terrible music in my face already today. | ||
| Speaking of which, Carly Rae Jepsen has a new single out there. | ||
| Alright, alright. | ||
| Now we're getting into trouble. | ||
| See, this is how I do my self-care. | ||
| Dealing with listening to Alex Jones all the time, I also crank a lot of Carly Rae Jepsen. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Gotta balance it out. | ||
| Yeah, no, that makes sense. | ||
| And I just become sort of frustrated with the futility of it, and it's delusional of me to think that reality would. | ||
| Puncture the bubbles of propaganda, but it's just a little frustrating. | ||
| Anyway, today's show... | ||
| Well, Dan, before we go any further, I'd like to remind you that in the end, nothing matters. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| We are all specks of dust floating through space. | ||
| There is no God, and we are left to find meaning betwixt our own ears. | ||
| We are but on our way to death. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| And in that spirit, let's get back into Jones. | ||
| And once we shuffle off this mortal coil, Will Shakespeare. | ||
| Will Shakespeare. | ||
| Will Shakespeare. | ||
| So today on the show, we're covering the 6th. | ||
| And something interesting happened on the 6th. | ||
| And it actually hasn't happened by the time that Alex is on air. | ||
| And that is that Megyn Kelly is in town. | ||
| Megyn Kelly is at Alex Jones' studio. | ||
| To do an interview. | ||
| No. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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No. | |
| Alex Jones agreed to do an interview with Megyn Kelly, which we've referenced in the past. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| This is the day. | ||
| This is the day. | ||
| She has just interviewed Vladimir Putin. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And apparently, as Alex Jones tells it, her next interview is Trump. | ||
| Alex Jones thinks it's great. | ||
| That he's in that company. | ||
| Not realizing a certain thread between the three men. | ||
| Yeah, there's something connecting them. | ||
| Some sort of line segment. | ||
| There's a reason that Megyn Kelly is choosing these first three interviews. | ||
| And it might be a series on what went wrong with our country. | ||
| Alex Jones thinks, oh, I mean, Putin, he's a big, strong manly man. | ||
| He's kicked out the globalists. | ||
| Donald Trump is... | ||
| In charge of the new renaissance or whatever the fuck he says. | ||
| Oh, sweet Jesus. | ||
| So I'm the part of it. | ||
| Not realizing that, no, the part you're playing is you're echoing and amplifying Russian propaganda that enabled Trump to get elected. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So you do belong in this conversation, just not for the reasons you think. | ||
| You are the shittiest stooge. | ||
| Yeah, you're shemp. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| So in this episode, Megyn Kelly isn't there yet, but her team is there. | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
| Her crew is in the Infowars studio while he's doing the show. | ||
| While they're recording it? | ||
| They're clearly getting B-roll and stuff like that, so they're recording him too. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So there's an interesting dynamic that happens that really... | ||
| Really proves some of the star fuckery qualities and sellout dumbass qualities we've discussed about Alex Jones. | ||
| Does he turn it up or turn it down? | ||
| Through the roof. | ||
| Through the roof. | ||
| He is acting his ass off. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| This show is going to be a little bit different because I couldn't really cut clips. | ||
| I just have a bunch of rants. | ||
| The spirit is in him, and he is showing off for Megyn Kelly's crew the entire time. | ||
| It is fucking bananas. | ||
| I had to turn it off a little bit after the first hour was over, and I'll explain why when we get there. | ||
| But for now, let's get going into this. | ||
| The first clip that we have on this here episode is... | ||
| Alex, our first clip is a shorter clip, just to kick it off before we get into the massive rants. | ||
| This one is just a bad comparison about the mainstream media. | ||
| But it's okay, because it has nothing to do with Islam and nothing to do with jihad. | ||
| And if you say Islam has anything to do with jihad, or that jihad is even the Koran, you're fake news. | ||
| So says the same MSN that tells us Obamacare is going to be free, you didn't build your own business. | ||
| And that Hillary Clinton doesn't look like a cross between a lot lizard and some type of overcooked pizza. | ||
| Wait. | ||
| What's up? | ||
| Wait, those... | ||
| Alright. | ||
| So his initial point is people think that terrorism has nothing to do with his lot. | ||
| So people who say... | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That Hillary Clinton does not look like a mix between a lot lizard and a pizza. | ||
| An overcooked pizza. | ||
| Overcooked pizza. | ||
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Yes. | |
| Well, I apologize. | ||
| Never mind. | ||
| He is correct. | ||
| Point of order. | ||
| What? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
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Why? | |
| Where does that even come in the... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| The reason that I kept that clip is because Alex has this fundamental misunderstanding about what people are saying when they say that the acts of terrorism that go on aren't really about Islam. | ||
| They're about more political statements and things like that. | ||
| And the fact that we bombed the shit out of their countries. | ||
| For decades. | ||
| For decades! | ||
| That's really what people are saying when they say that this doesn't have to do with Islam. | ||
| He doesn't understand that. | ||
| He thinks that people are saying that these aren't Muslim people or something like that. | ||
| I think that's what he believes. | ||
| But in his saying, hey, if you say that it has something to do with Islam, they say you're fake news. | ||
| But these are the same people who said you didn't build your business. | ||
| Again, we've gone over a hundred fucking times. | ||
| People didn't say that Obama said that Obamacare was free. | ||
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No. | |
| There's discussions about how tax credits would be available, tax subsidies, that would offset a lot of it. | ||
| It's fucking nonsense. | ||
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Right. | |
| But, does Hillary Clinton look like a mix between a lot lizard and a... | ||
| Overcooked pizza. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| That's the one that confused me quite a bit there. | ||
| My brain has a tough time making that mix. | ||
| That chimera, if you will. | ||
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What is that? | |
| I don't know what he's seeing. | ||
| The other lies, that's fine. | ||
| That's Alex. | ||
| We're not going to beat that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I just want to know what it is he sees. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I think if I had to guess, I would say he started a metaphor and started a mix comparison, and then he just lost it. | ||
| He just was like... | ||
| His brain just stroked out. | ||
| Pizza. | ||
| Hillary Clinton looks like a I want a sandwich. | ||
| Just wee hungry. | ||
| Something along those lines, if I had to guess. | ||
| But who cares? | ||
| That's our short clip. | ||
| Now let's get into the real business. | ||
| This next clip starts with him explaining that Hillary is guilty. | ||
| She's guilty! | ||
| Guilty of what? | ||
| Overcooked pizzas. | ||
| Oh, well that is a crime in many Italian states. | ||
| She's guilty, and this clip transitions smoothly into Alex Jones airing some of his grievances about Megyn Kelly to her crew. | ||
| So she is guilty of helping create ISIS and funding it, and she's guilty of murdering children. | ||
| And Megyn Kelly on Fox News sat there and played the clip with the front and the back chopped off of the same two-minute clip, or minute-and-a-half clip, to where I said she was in a basement, Hillary murdering children in a pizza place. | ||
| Then they take a little correction I do on other people's reporting. | ||
| And then say that I was correcting myself on that. | ||
| That's how you produce fake news. | ||
| And when I asked Megyn Kelly about it a few weeks ago on the phone, the conversation was off the record. | ||
| She just said, I don't remember that. | ||
| You're bad at this! | ||
| I don't remember that. | ||
| So today, when she's here, it won't be on film, certainly they don't want that, but I'm going to sit there, because that's part of the condition of her coming here, and I'm going to show her right when we watch. | ||
| That was hating me and attacking me, but at least they admitted it was a tongue-in-cheek piece I did. | ||
| And then we're going to show her what her producers did. | ||
| Because that is fake news right there. | ||
| So I want to know if she stands for that. | ||
| In fact, here's a video since her crew is here. | ||
| Let's punch the video up on screen for TV viewers. | ||
| You can pull up the article. | ||
| Exclusive Megyn Kelly fabricating lies about Alex Jones. | ||
| And I don't hate Megyn Kelly. | ||
| I used to like her when she was there reading the news on Fox News or whatever. | ||
| When she became purely political, What did you say about her appearance, Alex? | ||
| And then when she had her producers do that to me, I really got upset. | ||
| That's why I'm going to break down and cry right now. | ||
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Ooh. | |
| Be sarcastic. | ||
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I actually need to wet my throat a bit here. | |
| Gross. | ||
| What is happening there? | ||
| You had a dry throat. | ||
| I do not. | ||
| So, he's really, really hung up still on this thing from Megyn Kelly's show that had to do with Pizzagate. | ||
| In fairness to him, they did cut the clip a bit. | ||
| As we have played in the past, though. | ||
| In fairness to them, go fuck yourself, Alex. | ||
| In fairness to Megyn Kelly and her producer, that clip, he was talking about Pizzagate. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Now, when he said that Hillary Clinton is personally responsible for killing and raping children, he was talking about in the world. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Not necessarily in a basement of a pizza place that doesn't have a basement. | ||
| But they were only guilty by omission. | ||
| She does bear some of the responsibility for the drone strikes that have murdered, what, thousands of children at this point. | ||
| Sure, and so does Trump now. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Oh, man, and he has gotten so much worse. | ||
| They haven't even pretended to care about war crimes anymore. | ||
| It's just, hey, 100 killed here, 100 kids there, doesn't even fucking matter. | ||
| It's bananas. | ||
| The situation that's developing in Qatar right now... | ||
| It really makes me worried that my fears about Iran are coming true. | ||
| And not only that, but the reports now just say that they think there's evidence of Russians planting a story in there. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That spread lies about the relationship between, oh, we're fucked. | ||
| Yeah, who knows? | ||
| How are we not rioting in the fucking streets right now? | ||
| My mind is boggled. | ||
| I go to work in the morning and I'm just sitting there looking at people going like, do you not really? | ||
| Otherwise the world is falling apart around you! | ||
| Yeah, I'll have my boss come up to me and be like, hey, what's going on with this account? | ||
| They're a little overdue. | ||
| I'm like, we're all gonna die! | ||
| Do you not understand? | ||
| I have to listen to Alex Jones so I can fight back a little bit. | ||
| That's where my headspace is. | ||
| So Alex Jones is, I mean, all that stuff aside, he's got other issues on his mind. | ||
| He still wants to talk a little bit more about Hillary Clinton. | ||
| And apparently, Paul Joseph Watson has written a very insightful article about Hillary Clinton that we're going to editorialize a little bit on here. | ||
| Alex is going to talk about it. | ||
| You just said all those words, and I don't believe any of them are usable in the same sentence. | ||
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Alex? | |
| Paul Joseph Watson and the word insightful? | ||
| No, thank you. | ||
| I might have been facetious. | ||
| Refuse. | ||
| Might have been a little bit glib there. | ||
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Uh-uh. | |
| Uh-uh. | ||
| So, Alex is- J 'accuse! | ||
| J'suis guilty. | ||
| So Alex is going to talk a little bit about this article. | ||
| Then he's going to play the audio of Hillary Clinton and what the article is based on. | ||
| It's based on this audio clip. | ||
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Right. | |
| And we're going to see if they're really getting into the substance of what she said. | ||
| Also, I'd like to apologize. | ||
| You may have noticed already the audio of these clips is a little bit bad. | ||
| The source that I cut the clips from, I don't know what happened. | ||
| They just had fucked up audio today. | ||
| Those bastards. | ||
| Sorry about that. | ||
| Get on it, assholes! | ||
| But first off, let's get to Hillary Clinton since we've been talking about this vicious, evil, true wicked witch. | ||
| I mean, the lady in Wizard of Oz disappearing into a cloud of green smoke has nothing on Hillary and her consortium of flying monkeys. | ||
| She's imaginary. | ||
| So here is Hillary Clinton. | ||
| The story's up on Infowars.com. | ||
| Also, I was just thinking, like, with our investigation back to 2015 when he's talking about Trump's mob ties. | ||
| Maybe don't use consortium as a word anymore. | ||
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Really makes me remember what you said about Trump. | |
| Maybe. | ||
| I mean, it's just a thought. | ||
| Anyway, there's an article on Infowars. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| It's a Paul Joseph Watson article. | ||
| Hillary, way to stop terrorism is to understand other cultures and their food. | ||
| Yes! | ||
| This is a time for us to reach out to the world, to understand more about... | ||
| What is happening, not just in our own country, but indeed across the globe. | ||
| It's a time for steady, determined leadership, like we are seeing from local authorities in London, including the mayor of London. | ||
| And it is a time to remember how important our alliances are. | ||
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You heard from Victor. | |
| You heard from Maya. | ||
| You heard from the congressman getting to know one another, learning about the experiences, the lives, the cultures, the religions, the food. | ||
| Ha ha ha ha! | ||
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*Gasp* | |
| So if you're just nice to Islam... | ||
| He then goes into a rant about how bad it would be if you moved to Somalia, basically. | ||
| So I just cut that part out because it's irrelevant. | ||
| But just like after that clip, which makes some good points, and also talks about understanding other people's cultures, their religion, recognizing how important alliances are, all these sorts of things. | ||
| Those are all really good points, but he just cuts it off after the food part. | ||
| Do you know what's even crazier about that? | ||
| The food is something that actually is very good at bringing cultures together. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Ritualized meals. | ||
| Yeah, well, not just that, but... | ||
| Down the block. | ||
| An Ethiopian restaurant. | ||
| I don't know shit about Ethiopia. | ||
| That's where coffee was invented. | ||
| Sure! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Sure! | ||
| I know they got good food. | ||
| Maybe I'm going to learn more about Ethiopians. | ||
| Or at the very least, I'm going to see something so similar in their lives as mine. | ||
| Something that is just very basic. | ||
| That we're all fucking people and that we all create these things in order to fucking feed ourselves for no good reason. | ||
| We could just eat... | ||
| Goddamn fucking berries on the ground. | ||
| But we're human beings. | ||
| They make food the same fucking way, with the same ritual, with the same belief that this food is something valuable to them. | ||
| And if you treat that with value, you are in the same way treating their culture with value. | ||
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha! | |
| Jordan's so dumb. | ||
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Good point. | |
| Good point, Alex. | ||
| Good point. | ||
| Why don't you move to Ethiopia? | ||
| I... | ||
| So, there we go. | ||
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I mean... | |
| It's probably safer than America in about five years? | ||
| We just did a sketch of exactly a good point and then a rank dismissal with nothing really behind it. | ||
| Yeah, why be a dick like that? | ||
| I do understand the idea of being afraid of terrorism. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| I just don't think it's smart. | ||
| I think it's dumb. | ||
| I think it's cowardly. | ||
| I think that... | ||
| When you have terrorist attacks... | ||
| Like, there have been numerous clips that have been flying around of people being like... | ||
| Like, people in London being like, I don't care. | ||
| I'm gonna keep doing the things I've been doing. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I don't... | ||
| Like, that's the response you should have. | ||
| Terrorists want to scare you. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And if you are scared and you turn things into a holy war, you're being an idiot. | ||
| You're playing into their game. | ||
| Like our most likely next prime minister of... | ||
| Fucking Britain who just said today that if pesky human rights laws get in the way of protecting people, we're going to get rid of those human rights laws. | ||
| Like, what the fuck are you doing, you idiot? | ||
| Or clamping down on the internet, even, she said. | ||
| It's insane. | ||
| I mean, we should have learned our lesson with the Patriot Act. | ||
| We didn't. | ||
| Did not. | ||
| Not even close. | ||
| Should have learned our lesson with all the subsequent things after it. | ||
| Probably the Iraq War would have helped. | ||
| Could have helped. | ||
| That one could have learned a lesson, did we? | ||
| Nah. | ||
| Nah! | ||
| Fake news! | ||
| Fake news. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I mean, it's just a macrocosm of the idea that rehabilitation is almost always more effective and cheaper than incarceration. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| For people, to an extent. | ||
| There are some crimes you've got to lock people up for. | ||
| If you're a sociopathic serial killer, which, fucking, what are you going to do? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, serial rapists, serial killers, like all of these guys, that... | ||
| Is something that you can't rehabilitate? | ||
| It's debatable, but it looks bad. | ||
| It looks like it doesn't work. | ||
| No. | ||
| But if you are somebody who's taken in by any number of different... | ||
| How many times has the FBI just blatantly committed entrapment just because they wanted to get somebody to do something? | ||
| Most terrorism arrests. | ||
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Yeah! | |
| Who would have guessed? | ||
| We're making progress on the terrorist front by creating terrorists and then getting them. | ||
| Yeah, so speaking of all that, this next clip is a long, dumb, Islamophobic rant. | ||
| But again, I really want to stress that he's performing for Megyn Kelly's crew that's there. | ||
| It's clear that he wants some of this to go in the interview. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's super clear because he's hitting a lot of his go-tos. | ||
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Right. | |
| He's hitting a lot of his base points because he thinks maybe this will go out on NBC. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's not going to go out on NBC. | ||
| Probably not. | ||
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Alex. | |
| Alex. | ||
| Baby. | ||
| No. | ||
| But I also think he might be trying to bait them into taking something he says out of context. | ||
| Because he says a lot of really awful shit. | ||
| Of course he does. | ||
| So I think there's a certain part of him that is preparing. | ||
| He's like, I'm going to take an L on this interview. | ||
| There's no way I'm coming out looking good. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So he's like, I'm going to try and do things intentionally over the top so later I can argue that they tried to make me look like a lunatic. | ||
| By only using these crazy things I said. | ||
| I think that might be his game plan. | ||
| In much the same way, we should fucking address this, because this makes me furious. | ||
| This is part of why I feel like all hope is lost. | ||
| So, on our last episode, we talked about Paul Joseph Watson announcing that he eats books. | ||
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Right. | |
| Hope he dies. | ||
| That was before he had come out and said... | ||
| Haha, I tricked you. | ||
| I don't eat books. | ||
| And you guys reported it. | ||
| Alright, well somebody feed him books now. | ||
| Well, but here's the thing. | ||
| Hold him down and shove paper in his mouth. | ||
| Here's the thing. | ||
| Our response was, we don't care. | ||
| We have empathic feelings towards even this horrible person for his mental health issues. | ||
| That was our response. | ||
| And I don't take that back even though he was lying. | ||
| No. | ||
| I stand by that 100%. | ||
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Right. | |
| But here's the thing. | ||
| He said, haha. | ||
| You guys reported this. | ||
| You're fake news. | ||
| The thing that's important is they reported that because he told them that. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So he's like, you didn't even look into it. | ||
| You just reported it without looking into it. | ||
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You told them that. | |
| And... | ||
| What other thing can you look into? | ||
| The initial article about it said Infowars is known for lying to get attention. | ||
| And trying to make... | ||
| So they even, in their initial article, said this might not be true because they fuck around with people. | ||
| Because he's a fucking liar. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And then his response to them insinuating that is, how dare you make fun of my mental illness? | ||
| So they were right. | ||
| He pretended, oh no, I am serious, which is insulting to people with legitimate mental illnesses. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Chalk that up to another score on the go fuck yourself and die, Paul Joseph Watson. | ||
| Now, if we want to go even further, not six months ago, Paul Joseph Watson reported an article on Infowars about how there were tapes of Trump saying the N-word during the Apprentice tapings that were about to be released. | ||
| He reported this based on a guy who made a troll Twitter account private messaging him and claiming... | ||
| To be someone who worked high level in television. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He took Twitter messages with no proof and reported on it. | ||
| He did a worse version of what he's accusing these people of doing now based on things that he told them! | ||
| Drives me fucking nuts. | ||
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Is there? | |
| And he's so fucking snarky and glib that he's like, ha ha, I gotcha, ha ha. | ||
| And he has an echo chamber that will just be like, yeah, you got him. | ||
| Fucking, you took it to the fake news. | ||
| MSM, you suck. | ||
| And that cycle is unbreakable. | ||
| It's just, there's nothing we can do. | ||
| I mean... | ||
| It's infuriating. | ||
| That's just mind-bogglingly stupid, though. | ||
| Like, that... | ||
| How did we lose? | ||
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I don't know. | |
| It's just... | ||
| Like, I want... | ||
| I genuinely want now... | ||
| For it to have been Russia completely stole the election. | ||
| Because then at least I would feel like, well, we lost to a weird, evil billionaire supervillain. | ||
| Well, part of it... | ||
| Instead of the dumbest people on the fucking planet right now. | ||
| Well, one of the things I'm starting to realize is that one of the most important pieces, I think, to Trump winning, and to Alex Jones' conversion into what he is, is the introduction of people like Mike Cernovich and Rebel Media. | ||
| These prankster asshole troll alt-right people. | ||
| They are the ones who brought this influence of like, ha ha, publicity stunts, trolling the media, that sort of thing. | ||
| Cernovich's fourth dimensional journalism or whatever the fuck he calls it. | ||
| Immersive bullshit. | ||
| Lying in public. | ||
| Become the story. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| That sort of thing I think is really what is almost impossible to deal with because most humans... | ||
| Really have the instinct to give people the benefit of the doubt. | ||
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Right. | |
| And just assume that people aren't lying. | ||
| And they're all lying. | ||
| Fools. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Fools! | |
| Never trust anything. | ||
| Everything is fake news. | ||
| Have no faith in the justice system. | ||
| End countries! | ||
| Burn it all to the ground! | ||
| You know, that's actually the thing that whenever... | ||
| This is the thing that I think people should just constantly be pointing out is Bannon even said it. | ||
| The real goal is the destruction of all of our institutions. | ||
| That is what they're doing. | ||
| It is not like anything they're doing is in service to any other ideology than burn it all down. | ||
| Because he believes that culture is cyclical and we're heading into what needs to be the next destruction in order to rebuild. | ||
| And what are you going to rebuild other than a white nationalist state? | ||
| That is what the fucking stated objective of these assholes is. | ||
| Even Trump has said shit like that. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Like, he said stuff... | ||
| I mean, take away the we should kill terrorists families, which he's following through on. | ||
| He's definitely doing that shit. | ||
| Take away how he said... | ||
| Can we stop... | ||
| He's fucking killing families. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because he thinks that that kind of scorched earth bullshit is the way to go. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's how you get peace, right? | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| Starting endless fucking wars that cannot... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, it's like, we're living in the Hatfield and the McCoys. | ||
| Like, that's what's going on here. | ||
| Anyways, keep going. | ||
| I don't have anywhere left to go. | ||
| It's just bad. | ||
| It's all just so bad. | ||
| Anyway, let's get to this dumb Islamophobic rant. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Because Alex is fucking stupid. | ||
| How dare President Trump block flights of people with Somali passports to the U.S.? | ||
| Of course, they're known to be terrorists. | ||
| They're known... | ||
| They're not. | ||
| They're known to support terrorism and piracy against everybody. | ||
| And that's okay. | ||
| We've got to let those people in unvetted. | ||
| And I think the president's wrong. | ||
| I think we should actually import Somali pirates to, say, Galveston Bay and just let them rob and murder and kill there, too, because that's their culture. | ||
| And all cultures are equal. | ||
| So a couple of important things to point out. | ||
| That's definitely like a, oh, take me out of context. | ||
| Do it. | ||
| Take me out of context, baby. | ||
| A couple of things that are important to point out are that the Somali government has done a lot of efforts towards stopping the piracy. | ||
| And they did an incredibly great job. | ||
| It is just resurgent lately a little bit. | ||
| But they did a great job of knocking it out from when it was a crisis a couple years back. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
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I didn't know that. | |
| Like five, ten years ago, it was a disaster. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| But now, it's popping back up a little bit, but it's not nearly as bad as it was back then. | ||
| Also, Alex has this thing about, and I think he's going to scream about it a little bit more later, about how the caliphate and the imams give out Saudi Arabian passports. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Not Saudi Arabian, Somalian passports. | ||
| They don't. | ||
| The passports are regulated by the federal government. | ||
| They have biometric passports to ensure authenticity. | ||
| And everything is on the up and up. | ||
| Because of fucking course it is. | ||
| In the same way that you can get false credentials now, like in America, you can get false documents. | ||
| You can get them in any country. | ||
| And if Alex is taking issue with the fact that some people have fake passports, I mean, bro, you've got a global problem to deal with there. | ||
| And I don't think it's one you really know how to solve. | ||
| You're just picking and choosing the countries that your boy, you know, was against. | ||
| He's never been my boy. | ||
| Oh, excuse me. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| Wait, that was 2015, Alex Jones. | ||
| Apologies. | ||
| Apologies. | ||
| So the idea that there is no vetting is stupid. | ||
| The idea that the imams give out passports is stupid. | ||
| The idea that somehow every Somali person is a pirate is fucking stupid. | ||
| But fun. | ||
| Sure. | ||
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Well... | |
| I mean, we all love Johnny Depp. | ||
| It would be a weird... | ||
| It would be a more fun world if there was just an entire country of pirates. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Like, just this fun, like, random-ass country of, like... | ||
| It's like a magical fantasy world where they somehow have a government... | ||
| We end up living in that Assassin's Creed game. | ||
| Yeah, exactly! | ||
| Sure! | ||
| Fucking why not? | ||
| This sounds fun. | ||
| Another fucking Assassin's Creed reference. | ||
| That means we gotta go back to the clip. | ||
| I think we should get in a time machine, bring back the Aztecs, and just let them set up in our neighborhoods, grab our kids out of backyards, and chop their hearts out. | ||
| Of course, I'm being sarcastic, but that's how crazy this is. | ||
| The Nazis were an evil culture. | ||
| We don't need to accept it. | ||
| The Aztecs were an evil culture by the time they collapsed. | ||
| We can look at cultures that are bad and say, this isn't good. | ||
| And currently, the Orthodox Islam that is the... | ||
| Exploding ideology and political and religious system on the planet today is going through its reformation. | ||
| This is Islam's reformation, getting back to the roots of robbing the caravans there at Mecca 1,500 years ago, 1,400 years ago. | ||
| The slave trade, coming out of the slave trade, there at the Four Corners, there at the crossroads of the caravans, of the spice. | ||
| Road, of the Silk Roads, where you grab the women, you sell the children, you have the slave pitch, you rob your neighbors, you do this. | ||
| Women are not humans. | ||
| You can do what you want with them. | ||
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The Quran says black people aren't humans. | |
| And then by the time the liberal media turns it around, black folks run out and convert to Islam, because that's what you do, because the Muslims started the modern global slave trade 1,400 years ago. | ||
| The West, England that ended global slavery, except in a few Islamic countries today, it gets the blame. | ||
| And America gets the blame. | ||
| The West gets the blame. | ||
| The Republicans that passed the Civil Rights Act, they get the blame. | ||
| The Democrats that are the KKK party, they are the people that fight the racism. | ||
| Arnold Schwarzenegger says he lost Hitler. | ||
| He gets ADL awards. | ||
| I say I hate Hitler. | ||
| I'm attacked by the ADL. | ||
| Upside down world. | ||
| Upside down, inside out. | ||
| So, where do you want to start? | ||
| Do you want to start that he thinks that the modern slave trade started 1400 years ago? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I don't know how modern that is. | ||
| No, didn't you know that? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Modern slave trade. | ||
| 680? | ||
| Modern slave trade! | ||
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Right, very modern. | |
| Modern slave trade! | ||
| Started 600 years ago! | ||
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Black people are becoming Muslims because they started the slave trade! | |
| Yep. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| Also, the Quran saying that black people aren't human. | ||
| I mean, I don't know if that's specifically in there, but I do know that it's also in the Mormon Bible. | ||
| I know literally that that's in the Mormon Bible. | ||
| Do you want to throw that around? | ||
| Did the Mormons start the modern slave trade? | ||
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Nope. | |
| See, there we go. | ||
| I don't think they were around 1,400 years ago. | ||
| Well. | ||
| I'm not sure. | ||
| Point proven. | ||
| Was Joseph Smith 1,400 years ago? | ||
| No, but Jesus was. | ||
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Thank you. | |
| According to Joseph Smith. | ||
| Not 1,400. | ||
| No, you're right. | ||
| He came to... | ||
| When did he come to America? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Like immediately after he got crucified? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He got a red eye flight. | ||
| He got a fake Somali passport. | ||
| Came on over. | ||
| Came on over and he was like, hey. | ||
| White people good. | ||
| Black people bad. | ||
| They're great. | ||
| Stupid mud people. | ||
| Mormons! | ||
| So, I mean, let's also just take a nice moment to revel in the this is the reformation of Islam. | ||
| That idea is very insulting. | ||
| Considering the percentages, that's so hateful and fear-based. | ||
| You know, like, considering the number of people who are extremist, Within the Muslim population. | ||
| Right. | ||
| The ratio is probably, I would say, smaller than anti-abortion activists in the Christian community. | ||
| Yeah, I would say the ratio of violent Christians is far higher than the ratio of violent Muslims. | ||
| I think that maybe the violent Muslim terrorists have more theatricality, though. | ||
| I think they're maybe better at it. | ||
| I mean... | ||
| Better at scaring people. | ||
| Yeah, they are better at scaring people. | ||
| It doesn't really scare white America when Christians beat up a gay guy or something like that. | ||
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Granted, it's not a beheading. | |
| It's not bigotry. | ||
| It's religious freedom, Dan. | ||
| The thing that blew me away is when he's like, the Nazis are bad. | ||
| We shouldn't accept Nazis. | ||
| And you're like, what the fuck are you talking about? | ||
| Your friends are Nazis. | ||
| They're not Fake Nazis. | ||
| They're not pretend Nazis. | ||
| They're fucking Nazis. | ||
| They call themselves Nazis. | ||
| If you're calling yourself a Nazi, you fully accepted all of the evil. | ||
| All of it. | ||
| He's legit, like, one step away from having Richard Spencer on his show. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's this close. | ||
| This is insane. | ||
| Well, I mean, I get what he's saying to some extent, but he's doing a really bad job of it. | ||
| The idea of, like... | ||
| Cultural absolutism, and some cultures are good, some are bad, is really just your way of saying whites are better. | ||
| But at the same time, Nazi culture is bad, or the Nazi government was bad? | ||
| It's not really a culture. | ||
| It's a government that took power and existed for, what, ten years? | ||
| Yeah, something like that. | ||
| 15 years? | ||
| From the beginning of its roots in the National Socialist Party to the end of World War II was not a long time. | ||
| Yeah, it was something like 1932? | ||
| You didn't develop a culture in that time. | ||
| You just had an exploitative, brutal government that took hold of a weakened culture based on World War I. Right. | ||
| Like, that's what happened there. | ||
| That's not a culture. | ||
| That is... | ||
| People doing that to other people. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| And the Aztec culture is being so fucking reductive with it, being like, they sacrificed and cut out people's hearts. | ||
| There's a whole lot of other shit they did that was pretty great, too. | ||
| Built a lot of awesome pyramids. | ||
| Had a very interesting culture. | ||
| And they created the modern slave trade. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| That was the Muslims. | ||
| Muslims. | ||
| 6,000 years ago, they had slaves. | ||
| But I know he's bebopping. | ||
| He's getting around, hitting points. | ||
| But it's just... | ||
| If you want to use those arguments to prop up your outright hatred and fear of Islam, it's just boring. | ||
| I can't imagine him having a conversation with anyone who's not an idiot or who doesn't already agree with him and him being able to pull that shit. | ||
| He'd just have to start yelling. | ||
| Because there's no way to win that argument. | ||
| I mean... | ||
| It is such a stonewall. | ||
| It's such a stone. | ||
| Well, like, that reference to the Nazi culture, like, there's so much there to learn about. | ||
| Like, where did Nazi culture come from? | ||
| Why did it gain the power that it did? | ||
| And if you do learn shit about that, that points you to things that you can apply later on in life. | ||
| Like, don't support Trump. | ||
| Like, don't! | ||
| Fucking do it! | ||
| Like, it's the same fucking bullshit over... | ||
| And I'm just talking about human societies. | ||
| Like, it is... | ||
| Immediately following the Treaty of Versailles, everybody just shit all over the Germans. | ||
| For good reason, right? | ||
| They fucking started a massive global war that murdered millions upon millions of people. | ||
| But do you know who started that war? | ||
| It wasn't the fucking people who lived in huts. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| They didn't start a goddamn war. | ||
| It was their dumb fuck government filled with dumb fuck rich people who want to get dumb fuck richer. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And what happened? | ||
| The Treaty of Versailles didn't really punish those dumb fuck rich people. | ||
| It fucked over all of the regular people. | ||
| And the regular people, when they have been so fucked over, are susceptible to getting fucked over by an even more authoritarian government that says it's going to protect them and restore them to greatness. | ||
| Or authoritarian governmental entities. | ||
| Like, you could say ISIS is even sort of like a rogue government that's like sporadically placed. | ||
| I can see that. | ||
| Because I'm not even comfortable with him saying that Islamic culture... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Polar. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Good God, no. | ||
| That's absurd. | ||
| But the idea that extreme Muslim stuff is even a culture necessarily is still stupid. | ||
| That's ridiculous. | ||
| Well, what's even more fascinating in terms of Muslim culture is look at how it is moving and how it's changing throughout time. | ||
| Like, I... | ||
| Believe it is either Iran or Saudi Arabia that is exporting its different ideological beliefs to universities and classrooms in Indonesia. | ||
| So Indonesia generally practiced a much more, you know... | ||
| Moderate kind of Islam where it's kind of, it's a lot more like... | ||
| A laissez-faire. | ||
| Yeah, it's a little bit more like certain Protestants in, you know, like we're Christmas and Easter Christians, leave us alone. | ||
| Like that kind of a thing. | ||
| And now they have these different, more ideologically bent, more fundamental versions of Islam being spread by Saudi Arabia. | ||
| So now you have two Muslim countries in direct conflict with each other. | ||
| In their religion. | ||
| Much like you have all of these different sects of Christianity. | ||
| You have all of these different people that are constantly, you know, disagreeing with each other over fucking nothing. | ||
| The goddamn papists. | ||
| Yeah, it's just all of this... | ||
| I would say that Alex would ignore the point that Christianity has the similar tendencies in it, and he would just skip to, oh, that's my point. | ||
| These Muslims can't stop fighting each other. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's proof. | ||
| It's just they're people, man. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| They're people. | ||
| Indeed. | ||
| How is it that we still don't get that other people are also people? | ||
| Well, we do. | ||
| Well, what we should do is eat some Ethiopian food. | ||
| I'm not into that. | ||
| I'm cool with other cultures, but I do want you to leave your food away from me. | ||
| I'm a bit squeamish. | ||
| All right, says the guy who has his picture on the wall at a Thai restaurant. | ||
| Hey, I love Thai. | ||
| Anyway, this next clip is, this is crazy. | ||
| I think you might have to put the mic down, because this is nuts. | ||
| It has to do a little bit with climate change. | ||
| Nope! | ||
| But he loses the thread really hard, and he says a lot of things that just aren't true, but this is a showman. | ||
| This would not be happening if Megyn Kelly's crew wasn't there. | ||
| This is great. | ||
| Alright. | ||
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And you have to have that... | |
| Information warfare perspective that you understand that every heart and every mind we reach is a major victory against the globalists, and we have turned the tide. | ||
| Their global government, TPP, is destroyed. | ||
| Their global carbon tax, the Paris Accord, is on fire. | ||
| This is irrevocable damage to the new world order. | ||
| The above-the-law corporatocracy. | ||
| That they've denied existed and Bilderberg and all of it and it's out in the open. | ||
| And then Hollywood and all the low information voters on Facebook are just, he's stomping the earth, he hates the earth! | ||
| Now America and Europe won't be the only ones with carbon taxes to shut off our economies! | ||
| Oh no! | ||
| Now there'll be less dirty plants in China because the plants won't get built there. | ||
| They'll get built here where it's totally clean. | ||
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No! | |
| It's not true! | ||
| It's impossible! | ||
| No, Trump! | ||
| Don't kill the Earth! | ||
| No, we're saviors of the Earth! | ||
| We've been cast as the saviors. | ||
| We're just a bunch of idiots that... | ||
| We're trendy and don't have jobs and have two or three college degrees that are worthless, but we listen to Stephen Colbert and we want to feel important and you're the bad guy hurting us and trying to keep the jihadis out. | ||
| I mean, think about how crazy he is in total failed states where the imams issue the passports like Somalia. | ||
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He says they can't come in from Somalia. | |
| Bad man! | ||
| Bad man! | ||
| I mean, think about how evil Trump is. | ||
| And every time there's another terror attack, he's proven wrong, see? | ||
| Because he said there'd be more terror attacks because you let in... | ||
| People from third world Islamic hellholes that are all killing each other and are totally crazed and have a culture of not working, just murdering each other and walking around in nightgowns and they wipe their asses with their hands and they're just total, complete fiend demons that cut their children's genitals off and put hoods over women's heads and beat them to death if they talk back and rape any women they want. | ||
| The woman complains she gets charged with sex crimes and throw gays off buildings and murder everybody. | ||
| How about Trump? | ||
| Bans people from any country that throw gays off buildings and the governments openly certify it and say it's good. | ||
| How about people are banned from any country where women have to wear hoods over their heads? | ||
| Oh, but the media spins the whole thing. | ||
| And they sit there and they say, oh, well, actually, the answer here is we should all wear hood jibs. | ||
| This is a sign of feminism. | ||
| So the West is horrible and evil, and all over the country at campuses, they're having no white stays, run by the faculty, creating total racism and division under multiculturalism, and they're bringing in incompatible, most radical forms of vile Islam that is a true cult. | ||
| Islam, in its orthodox, wahhabist form, is the biggest, oldest, most dangerous, murderous, incompatible, cancerous cult on the planet. | ||
| But they have official UN videos and German TV ads, but out of the state government, with their rock stars and their music stars, first wearing turbans and going, I wear the hajib, it's fun. | ||
| And the next, it's a real hajib. | ||
| And then it's a beekeeper suit over their heads. | ||
| And those of us that see this cult taking over, we get upset about it. | ||
| Because we know our government and the left and the globalists and the Ford Foundation is out there financing and fomenting every incompatible system, every authoritarian system to bring them into our countries and then let them have their way with us so that they can then turn around and say, oh, we've got to surveil all of you. | ||
| Oh, we have to control the Internet. | ||
| Oh, we have to censor everybody. | ||
| Oh, we have to take your rights away. | ||
| Oh, we've got to get rid of this and that and everything else. | ||
| We've got to have all this happen. | ||
| Meanwhile, England won't let its citizens have guns to defend themselves. | ||
| And they bring in absolute murderous scum who are admittedly part of jihad groups who fought in Libya. | ||
| And fought in Syria, overthrowing those countries and murdering people, and then they bring them back and wonder why they're killing people, and Trump says, if you fought for ISIS, you shouldn't be allowed back in the country. | ||
| How about you should be dead? | ||
| How about instead of deporting these people that fought for ISIS, we give them a real quick trial, and then we hang their asses. | ||
| I'll be there, I'll kick the lever, I'm ready to kill these people after a court finds them guilty of their mass murderers. | ||
| That was the spirit. | ||
| That was... | ||
| He took a turn there from the crying liberal fake voice to... | ||
| Yeah, I was enjoying his performance. | ||
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Sure. | |
| That reminded me a lot of how I sound. | ||
| I think it was a little over the top if I were a drama coach. | ||
| A little bit? | ||
| I would tell him to take it down just a little. | ||
| It's a little hammy. | ||
| Listen up, Pacino. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Chill it out. | ||
| He's just missing a hoo-ah. | ||
| Yeah, no kidding. | ||
| We're gonna murder him. | ||
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Hoo-ah! | |
| This is, uh, what was the one where he was the devil? | ||
| That was, uh, the devil's advocate? | ||
| Yeah, the devil's advocate. | ||
| This is devil's advocate, Alex Jones. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| So, I mean, I agree with him that people who fought for ISIS shouldn't be allowed in our country, and I think we have extreme vetting procedures already in place with the intelligence agencies that don't allow people like that in. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't think if you fought for ISIS... | ||
| You should be allowed in my country. | ||
| And we do have stuff in place. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Agreed. | ||
| Nope! | ||
| Travel ban! | ||
| Travel ban! | ||
| Also, I agree with him on the idea that terrorism should not be used to take away our liberties and stuff like that. | ||
| I agree with him in principle, but I still disagree with him because of how he's presenting it. | ||
| The stuff at the beginning is so fucking stupid because the Paris Agreement was non-binding. | ||
| No. | ||
| No carbon tax. | ||
| No carbon tax. | ||
| How can you have a tax on us from the UN? | ||
| That's not a thing. | ||
| And it's not even the UN. | ||
| It's all the countries. | ||
| It's the same thing as Agenda 21, being a non-binding UN suggestion about environmentalism. | ||
| Right. | ||
| This is just another one. | ||
| What it really does when we pull out of it is we say, fuck you to world collaboration on a project. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's really the only effect it has. | ||
| And it's not on fire at all. | ||
| Everybody has come out almost unilaterally and said, no, fuck you, we're gonna double down. | ||
| And a lot of cities and states in America have as well. | ||
| Of course! | ||
| Because you know how we have the planet where we live? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, we're not gonna have it for longer. | ||
| But here's a couple of the most important points. | ||
| Alex Jones, he has his career built up on this... | ||
| Really poorly, and I don't know if it's intentional or not, but really poorly repackaged anti-Semitism in the form of the globalists. | ||
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Right. | |
| So in order for him to keep supporting Trump and make it seem like things are going well, but boy, they're not. | ||
| Everything is going real bad. | ||
| Can we just get cuffs? | ||
| Can we just get handcuffs? | ||
| I don't even care if we take him to jail. | ||
| Just handcuff him to his desk and keep his phone away and then light him on fire. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| I think the wheels are starting to fall off and the next month is going to be crazy. | ||
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They fucking better. | |
| We've said that a number of times before. | ||
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Right? | |
| But anyway, in order for him to keep up this charade that everything is going well, he has to create benchmarks. | ||
| And they have to fit into his narrative. | ||
| So they have to be that TPP was not a trade agreement. | ||
| It was global government. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So because Trump is a bad businessman and he got out of that, that has to be the victory of destroying global government. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And because Trump is a fucking climate change denier and an idiot, doesn't understand science at all, he got out of the Paris Agreement. | ||
| Or- Alex has to repackage that as, oh, there were carbon taxes. | ||
| This is how the globalists are going to fund themselves. | ||
| Trump has destroyed them. | ||
| When in reality, none of that is true. | ||
| It's either that or he had his handshake beaten by the French president, so he got a little pissy. | ||
| Some speculation about that. | ||
| It's as solid a working theory as anything else at this point. | ||
| So in the middle of that rant, too, there was something interesting. | ||
| I do like that. | ||
| It hadn't occurred to me in the way that you put that. | ||
| He's creating benchmarks. | ||
| The way that you put that didn't... | ||
| Click for me before, but yeah, he's creating goals that have already been met. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So it was not a goal to get out of the TPP or to leave the Paris Accord or anything like that. | ||
| But he did it, so now it becomes the goal. | ||
| Well, he did groundwork beforehand. | ||
| I do believe that Alex was sincerely against the TPP. | ||
| He has a rich history of that. | ||
| Yeah, well, that does fit. | ||
| And he would be against... | ||
| And I think I'm against the TPP with a lot of the things that it was trying to do. | ||
| I'm for it in principle, but there were problematic aspects of it. | ||
| We don't have time to litigate that right now. | ||
| But there are things that he would be against. | ||
| Don't get me wrong, but he has to repackage it. | ||
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Right. | |
| So he did groundwork before Trump ended up getting out of the Paris Agreement by saying... | ||
| That it's a carbon tax. | ||
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Right. | |
| Blah, blah, blah. | ||
| He lays the groundwork ahead of time in order to give Trump these artificial imaginary victories over the imaginary globalists that keep his audience thinking, oh, we're getting it. | ||
| We're really making progress against this shadowy group. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| The progress. | ||
| Before I got that it was the victories that he was celebrating. | ||
| It didn't occur to me that it was actually a measure of like, hey, we are taking it down step by step. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like that kind of a thing. | ||
| Like this is something that he's trying to turn into a chain of... | ||
| And this one takes down this part of their system, and this one takes down this part of their system, and we're chipping away at the globalists piece by piece. | ||
| While never, never getting into any of the details about anything. | ||
| Good God, no! | ||
| Because if you do, it erodes the entire facade. | ||
| Like, the idea that the Paris Agreement was a carbon tax, if he started to try and prove that... | ||
| It would just fall apart. | ||
| It's so ridiculous that you can't, like, you just stroke out. | ||
| Kind of. | ||
| Like, I just heard that and I'm just like, my brain won't accept something this dumb. | ||
| And then, I mean, that's why he, the things that he says whenever he talks about how great Trump is doing are those things. | ||
| And then bringing back prosperity, bringing back small business numbers and stuff like that. | ||
| They're all super vague and if you look at them, they aren't actually... | ||
| That's not necessarily indicative of anything Trump is doing. | ||
| Well, Trump hasn't done anything. | ||
| Other than ruin shit. | ||
| And now a lot of the plants that he said were going to, you know, like, we're going to save this plant, they're all closing. | ||
| They're all closing, because of course they are. | ||
| Yeah, and all the jobs that... | ||
| The future is renewable energy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, whether we're a part of the future or not, it's going to happen. | ||
| And that's an argument that a lot of people have made that is being really not addressed by Alex, is that... | ||
| By pulling out of the climate agreement, Paris Agreement, we are basically giving all of these other countries, mostly China, a huge head start in terms of being able to create these innovative technologies that will be billion-dollar markets in the future and will create countless jobs. | ||
| And we could be pioneering it. | ||
| Who cares about jobs? | ||
| I get the jobs. | ||
| It will bring more jobs. | ||
| But you have to speak on that language. | ||
| Yeah, I understand that. | ||
| To people who distrust science, you have to have something concrete like that, that carrot to dangle out in front of them. | ||
| It's so infuriating. | ||
| It is. | ||
| It does start to remind me of the fall of Nazi Germany whenever we're bringing all their scientists over. | ||
| The French president is like, hey guys. | ||
| Come over here. | ||
| We'll give you asylum. | ||
| That's how bad we are at treating science. | ||
| That they're like, guys, we will protect you here. | ||
| He's trying to lure away the early German defectors. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Which was something that we did successfully. | ||
| So the other thing in that clip that Bear's mentioning is he's talking about how there's like... | ||
| Anti-white shit going on on campuses. | ||
| God, I hope there is. | ||
| And he talks about how there's a day, like, these campuses, they're having a no-white-people day! | ||
| And he's really mad about this. | ||
| He brings it up repeatedly. | ||
| And I looked into it a little bit. | ||
| It's happening at this college called Evergreen College. | ||
| I read something about that. | ||
| Do you know about this day with no white people? | ||
| Do you know about it? | ||
| Because I'd like to read a paragraph about what they're doing. | ||
| Yeah, I read about that and the one professor who was like, maybe this is a bad idea. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And everybody went apeshit on him. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Well, the thing is, it's called the Day of Absence. | ||
| And here's how they describe it. | ||
| The idea for The Day of Absence came from a play of the same name by African American playwright Douglas Turner Ward. | ||
| Presented in 1965 as a reverse minstrel show, Black Actors in Whiteface, the play is a social commentary on race relations in the U.S. and satirizes the South's refusal to see African Americans as equal members of the community. | ||
| In the play, a town wakes up to find all of its African American citizens have disappeared, leaving those who left to reflect on the meaning of their community without these essential members. | ||
| The Day of Absence, as it was originally known, began in the 1970s when faculty member Maxine Mims, inspired by the play, approached Administrator Stone Thomas about the idea of joining with other faculty and staff of color and spending a workday away from campus as a grassroots collective action. | ||
| In the decades following, Day of Absence grew to become an opportunity for all students, faculty, and staff at Evergreen to explore and celebrate the richness of our diversity by facilitating conversations about issues of difference. | ||
| In 1992, Day of Presence was added in order to reunite the college community and honor diversity and unity as a whole campus. | ||
| So that's basically what it is. | ||
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Yep. | |
| You have this sort of thought experiment, this sort of experiential thought experiment, wherein one group is absent from your entire surroundings and you start to remember, you start to realize more of like, oh... | ||
| These other folk who I take for granted, who just are sort of window-dressing, perhaps, they're actually an integral part of my life, and you start to appreciate them more. | ||
| It's not some sort of racist gesture. | ||
| It's quite literally the opposite. | ||
| No, it's absence makes the heart grow fonder. | ||
| Somewhat. | ||
| And so the professor who was against it... | ||
| I mean, he has a point, but I don't think he gets it. | ||
| I don't think he gets what was going on. | ||
| He's like, I can't discriminate based on race. | ||
| Yeah, I didn't like the response. | ||
| I'm iffy on his action. | ||
| I don't know what I feel about it, quite frankly, because I get where he's coming from, and I don't want to... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| But I do know that the response to what happened after... | ||
| He said, I'm still going to go to campus. | ||
| I'm a white guy. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| Sort of blowing the whole thing. | ||
| Then people were like, come on, man. | ||
| We've been doing this since the 70s. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is just a thing. | ||
| You're depriving students of this experience. | ||
| So everyone got mad about it. | ||
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Right. | |
| And then a bunch of racists started calling in terrorist threats. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| A bunch of people started calling the police station saying they were going to show up on campus with a gun and start executing people, and they had to shut down their campus for a couple days. | ||
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Yep. | |
| So the actual thing has been going on peacefully since the 70s, and I'm sure a lot of people have gotten a lot out of it. | ||
| And now, because of the fucking climate that we live in, people start talking about it. | ||
| And idiots enter the conversation and start making threats. | ||
| You could almost say that we have a Nazi culture. | ||
| Almost. | ||
| It's a bad one. | ||
| We have a bad culture. | ||
| I think our culture might be bad. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Thanks, Alex Jones! | ||
| It's not all his fault, but... | ||
| No, but it's what he represents. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, through... | ||
| Like, doing the show and seeing through the eyes of Alex Jones, seeing all of this bigotry, There's dog whistling still, I think, except for about Islam. | ||
| Well, about the Jews, definitely. | ||
| Yeah, there is still that, but if you listen to more than one episode, you see through it. | ||
| If you casually listen or you don't engage with what he's actually saying, it's still kind of dog whistling. | ||
| But taken as a whole, taken in context, it's just overt bigotry. | ||
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| And there's really no way around it. | ||
| When Alex Jones talks about how people accuse him of being racist with no evidence, I would really direct people to our show. | ||
| I would direct people to his show. | ||
| It's too hard to listen to. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| I've gotten a couple tweets from a couple people who have listened to the show because of our show. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| No, we love you. | ||
| Don't do it. | ||
| I keep telling people, like, leave it to the pros. | ||
| It's bad to listen to. | ||
| It's very difficult. | ||
| You see how much I have to listen to Sasha Banks' theme song to just make it through. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, anyway, that last clip that we played was a crazy rant. | ||
| It was an insane rant that ended in the commercial break. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So now, we're going to listen to how he comes back from break and kind of admits that he was being a little bit manipulative. | ||
| Oh, oh really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Welcome back, I'm Alex Jones, your host. | ||
| Got a bunch of big guests coming up today, but before I get back into who's coming up... | ||
| Let me just explain what I just did earlier. | ||
| So we can actually take this clip later and put it out as a video to the general public. | ||
| Not just our great audience of radio affiliates and TV stations and folks watching live right now on InfoWars.com. | ||
| I deliberately this morning thought about how do I trigger a debate about radical Orthodox Islam's tenet being kill everyone outside of Islam. | ||
| That's why they're constantly killing other Muslims that they catch drinking or who are gay or lesbian or whatever. | ||
| And I'm not even a gay or lesbian activist. | ||
| I don't go to gay bars. | ||
| Oh, you're not? | ||
| I want them to be able to have their own lives. | ||
| Really? | ||
| I'm upset by Islam running around killing them en masse. | ||
| And you wonder why Islam continues to attack the gay bars and the little teeny bopper Andrea Grande liberal events. | ||
| And they said, we don't like a bunch of young women dancing around without male escorts. | ||
| We're going to kill them. | ||
| That was a sinful event. | ||
| Teenage girls. | ||
| They're listening to another woman posing as a teenage girl who, quote, hopes her effing fans die. | ||
| Ariana Grande, a true pig-like creature. | ||
| And there we go. | ||
| They're there. | ||
| They get killed. | ||
| And the media tries to cover up that it's Islamic. | ||
| The usual thing. | ||
| And so, yes, I'm saying Trump's being called a radical for banning seven countries where they don't have real passport systems in many of them. | ||
| Failed states like Libya, thanks to Hillary and Obama again. | ||
| Failed states like Somalia, on and on and on, we accept the weirdo passports that are issued by the caliphate? | ||
| Nope. | ||
| So, that clip got away from him. | ||
| Because he started by talking about how, like, let me tell you what I did. | ||
| Let me start a debate. | ||
| I wanted to start a debate. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's what I wanted to do. | ||
| But I didn't want to tell you how I felt. | ||
| I think that this is the same as what he thinks he started a Sandy Hook debate. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like his argument that we just had a debate. | ||
| We heard both sides. | ||
| There were no kids. | ||
| It was all actors. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, you're just an insane person. | ||
| He doesn't understand what a debate is. | ||
| He thinks... | ||
| I think he understands what a debate is for him, which is he says what he wants to say, you are quiet, and then he says he's right. | ||
| I literally know what he's saying. | ||
| I hope they play what I just said on NBC. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Because everyone's going to be talking about these ideas about radical Islam. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And so that's what he's saying. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So we can cut this clip, and when they cut it, which will be shorter and will probably take me out of context, and then the liberal blogosphere will get all up in arms. | ||
| Alex Jones says that Muslims are blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. | ||
| Then we can play the real clip, which has me saying exactly what you think I'm saying. | ||
| And worse. | ||
| And then it has me saying, let me tell you what I just did. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, they'll cut that part out. | ||
| Oh, will they? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I feel like that's the part that they're going to throw in afterwards and be like, see, you're just overreacting. | ||
| This is Paul Joseph Watson's paper eating all over again. | ||
| I was just acting. | ||
| I was just throwing out an example of how you might think that I might think. | ||
| So listeners, look for him to start making these sorts of arguments in the coming days, because I'm sure the Megyn Kelly interview won't air for a few days. | ||
| But once it does, look for him to start doing this sort of bullshit, because that's sort of his M.O. It's going to be so pure and blatant. | ||
| Yeah, and the interview will be, like I said, a huge L. So in this next clip... | ||
| I hope she just asked him, like, So, Alex... | ||
| What's wrong with you? | ||
| How do you think I look now? | ||
| Do you think I look good? | ||
| Do you think I look good? | ||
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What do you think? | |
| Am I not pretty enough for Fox News, you piece of shit? | ||
| What do you think I tell my friends? | ||
| How about you go fuck yourself, Alex Jones? | ||
| That would be my interview. | ||
| If I'm Megyn Kelly, my first words are, Alex Jones, have you considered going and fucking yourself? | ||
| Hey, Alex Jones, you like to make fun of my appearance. | ||
| How about you? | ||
| God damn it! | ||
| Supermail ain't working. | ||
| Just a straight 20 minutes of you fat... | ||
| Ugly, misshapen nightmare of a human face. | ||
| What happened while you were gestating in the wound that turned you into this fucking... | ||
| Is your mom a smoker? | ||
| Is that a toop? | ||
| You got a toop up there? | ||
| You wearing a rug on your head? | ||
| What are you doing? | ||
| Hey, Alex Jonas, is that your name? | ||
| Just mispronounce everything. | ||
| Alexis Jonas here. | ||
| Thanks for giving me this interview. | ||
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I don't know why I'm here. | |
| It would be so great. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| That would be the best. | ||
| Alex, real quick question. | ||
| Am I on green screen right now? | ||
| Am I? | ||
| Can you see my nose? | ||
| How about you touch it? | ||
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How about you touch my nose? | |
| She is way too professional to do something like that, but Jesus Christ, it would be so great. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| Give me the pettiest Alex. | ||
| See, and that's the thing that would be great about it. | ||
| Or if she had contacted us. | ||
| And we could give her, like, those clips about his mom kicking her off the knee. | ||
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Ooh. | |
| And stuff like that. | ||
| Like, ask questions about that. | ||
| That would be fucking amazing! | ||
| Like, if Megyn Kelly was like, I understand that when you were five, your mom told you that you needed to be a man. | ||
| When you were six, your mom told you you needed to be a man, so she wasn't gonna love you anymore. | ||
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Comment? | |
| That would be so crazy! | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| He would lose it. | ||
| If it really got into, like, an in-depth, like, not... | ||
| Alex Jones, what do you think? | ||
| Alex Jones, what made you? | ||
| Alex Jones, you claim to have been beat up more than Martin Luther King. | ||
| Comment? | ||
| Alex Jones, can I just get independent confirmation of the number of women that you slept with before you were 16? | ||
| Hey, Alex Jones, earlier today, you on your broadcast said something that I said off the record. | ||
| Are you a journalist? | ||
| What the fuck is wrong with you? | ||
| That would be so great. | ||
| Man. | ||
| Man. | ||
| Tweet at Megyn Kelly. | ||
| Get her to... | ||
| It's too late. | ||
| It's literally happening as we record this. | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| It's happening as we record this. | ||
| Fuck. | ||
| Man, we need to be consultants on any and every Alex Jones interview. | ||
| Damn, it would be so great. | ||
| I need to get Louis Theroux to do an episode about Alex Jones. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| That would be good stuff. | ||
| Because he would... | ||
| Louis Theroux is maybe the only person I think... | ||
| Who could get a good interview out of Alex? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because he would trick Alex into thinking that he was kind of on his side. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Oh, of course. | ||
| Like, he went and interviewed the Westboro Baptist people and kind of got some good interviews out of them. | ||
| Except for the mom. | ||
| She wasn't playing ball. | ||
| There's no winning with her. | ||
| Nor Fred Phelps. | ||
| He was not fucking around either. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| But, anyway, Louie, go have a chat. | ||
| So this next clip, Jordan, is another rant. | ||
| And I believe that this rant is directed right at Megyn Kelly's crew. | ||
| You can see him looking sort of off camera while he's delivering this. | ||
| So it's clear he's doing this almost like a, hey, go fuck yourself kind of promo. | ||
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Wow. | |
| It's about how the globalists want to destroy us, but then kind of gets into Alex Jones just doing some slow strokes on his own dick. | ||
| Just slow, here I am, baby. | ||
| Just edging it out. | ||
| Just trying to make the head really swollen. | ||
| Right, right, gotcha, gotcha. | ||
| Just peacocking his dick. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| This shit is ridiculous. | ||
| And that's what we're coming down to here, and the human species is awake and not backing down, ladies and gentlemen, of every race, color, and creed. | ||
| We do all bleed red blood, and we do have one sovereign flag that is the history of our republic, and I call it 1776 worldwide. | ||
| And Donald Trump is launching Operation 1776. | ||
| That's what all this is. | ||
| A lot of people in the government and the CIA and everywhere else go. | ||
| Stuff Jones was saying 15 years ago, word for word, is coming out of Trump's mouth. | ||
| Stuff he was saying five years ago, word for word, yes, you guessed it. | ||
| Of course the president, and of course Bannon, and of course all those people, and the military, and the generals listen to me. | ||
| He's going to give a reason why. | ||
| It's not the right reason. | ||
| It's because all those people he listed are bigots. | ||
| And you know why they listen? | ||
| Because they already know everything I know and more. | ||
| This is just one of the only radio shows that actually is in reality. | ||
| They don't get their info from me. | ||
| They're on the same page. | ||
| We're bringing back America. | ||
| We want the republic to be strong. | ||
| We want prosperity. | ||
| We want 1950. | ||
| 2.0! | ||
| People go, oh, you want to go back. | ||
| No, 250 was science. | ||
| And we could do anything. | ||
| And we were going to end the discrimination in America. | ||
| And we were going to come together. | ||
| Because we just won World War II. | ||
| And darn it, we weren't like those Nazis. | ||
| And the Democrats were scared. | ||
| The KKK wasn't popular anymore. | ||
| They didn't know what to do, so they became the anti-racist. | ||
| And you see them using their same tricks today, whether it's Nancy Pelosi or Maxine Waters. | ||
| These are conscious, evil, race pimp. | ||
| Horrible people who hate everybody and are using divide and conquer when Donald Trump is unifying the people and having them come together. | ||
| He is doing that. | ||
| Not on purpose. | ||
| Unifying America. | ||
| Not unifying us with the UN and global government and TPP and IMF and World Bank and all these things we never got a vote in. | ||
| Yeah, you know that. | ||
| And to watch the corporate media sit there dumbfounded when he had that speech recently pulling out of the Paris Accords when he told it like it was. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| To the whole world. | ||
| And said, I represent Pittsburgh, not Paris. | ||
| And this is a screw job, and here's how the taxes affect us. | ||
| Also, Pittsburgh has come out roundly against that statement. | ||
| He does not represent Pittsburgh. | ||
| Also, Hillary Clinton won Pittsburgh. | ||
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| And it's designed to shut us down economically and to pick winners and losers by a corporate elite. | ||
| That was high noon to Count Dracula. | ||
| Fill your hand. | ||
| That was like dragging his... | ||
| Coughing out in the middle of a big field on the 4th of July. | ||
| We'll get back to his Dracula metaphor, but I remember what I wanted to bring up with that Pittsburgh-Paris thing. | ||
| I read a really interesting write-up about that and about how that is about masculinity. | ||
| The idea that he's saying that we support Pittsburgh, not Paris, is this idea. | ||
| It's coded language to people who have... | ||
| Really ingrained masculinity ideas, because when you think of Pittsburgh, you think of these dudes working in steel mills. | ||
| Steel mining town. | ||
| You think of these gruff dudes, and you think of rugged masculinity. | ||
| You think of Paris, you think of fae, je ne sais quoi, kind of guys in berets with a baguette over their shoulder. | ||
| You think of dishy, essentially homosexual men. | ||
| A two-hour lunch? | ||
| Two hours! | ||
| What is a crepe? | ||
| What is happening here? | ||
| Yeah, what are you doing? | ||
| How many more stereotypes can we fill? | ||
| This pancake is too thin! | ||
| So basically, when Trump... | ||
| Get me back to Pittsburgh! | ||
| When Trump said those things, that was... | ||
| Like, he could have chose any town to say he supported, and the reason that he chose that is, first of all, the alliteration, but then second, the speechwriter did that very intentionally. | ||
| That is a message. | ||
| We're into dudes, not you dumbass... | ||
| Dishy, European fucks. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But beyond even the European fucks, that is a message to femmy men. | ||
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Right. | |
| Here. | ||
| You might as well just be saying cheese-eating surrender monkeys again. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But that's at least funny. | ||
| That's very funny. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Thank you, The Simpsons. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, I mean, that's why that sort of thing really resonates with Alex. | ||
| I mean, he's already against the Paris Agreement, but then you throw in that sort of thing that he probably doesn't even subconsciously, or he subconsciously but not consciously understands, that this is right in his toxic masculinity wheelhouse. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So anyway, back to the Dracula metaphor. | ||
| Also, once again, the Paris Accords are not just for Paris. | ||
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| No. | ||
| That's not how that works. | ||
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| He's mad because the French president has a big hand. | ||
| That's most of it. | ||
| That is what I believe, and I will die believing that. | ||
| And he's not putting up with this bullshit. | ||
| Yeah, right? | ||
| Anyways, speaking of bullshit, here's more on Dracula. | ||
| And just opening that coffin up, and Count Dracula is burning up right now. | ||
| Can we just acknowledge that we are listening to a show where you can say, well, here is that bullshit about the Paris Accord. | ||
| Now, more about Dracula. | ||
| Well, I mean, you know, it's a nice metaphorical globalist Dracula, but still. | ||
| It's not. | ||
| His show is so fucking stupid. | ||
| I can't believe he has millions of dollars and we bring in what we do. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| George Soros, the New World Order, their whole big plan, their whole technocracy is dying. | ||
| The American people and the Briggs and everybody else have already literally driven two foot Short sword, double-edged daggers up through the sternum, into the heart, and are just sloshing around the liver, kidneys, and everything else. | ||
| And we just pulled the knife out and the globalists are stumbling off, bleeding to death, and they know it. | ||
| The most important thing politically to understand, though, is while they die, while the giant squid dies, let's make sure it can't get its tentacles wrapped around us and drag us to the bottom. | ||
| So don't ever give up. | ||
| All the giant squids rolling around bleeding to death. | ||
| We're the equivalent of sperm whales. | ||
| We gotta turn in and go over and get another big bite in. | ||
| Another big bite in. | ||
| And make sure they know, we know you're the enemy. | ||
| We know you hate America. | ||
| We know you're a bunch of alpha psychopaths that think you're better than us and that think you'll dominate us. | ||
| And just like the communists and just like the fascists and just like the redcoats, America is coming back and is gonna kick your butt politically. | ||
| So get ready. | ||
| The trance you've had over humanity is over. | ||
| So get ready. | ||
| Nationalism, free market is the winning team. | ||
| Always has been, always will be. | ||
| The Renaissance, 550 years old, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| And it's about to go into full bloom and we're about to see the greatest innovations and the secrets of the universe unlocked. | ||
| And the globalists don't want that. | ||
| They want the universities busy turning the youth into basket cases that are mentally ill and all fighting with each other so that you're so screwed up and such a chip-on-the-shoulder neurotic that by the time you get three degrees and you're $150,000 in debt and you realize you'll never get out of debt because just the financing of it will be another $100,000, you're so politically scrambled in a cult, you don't know what hit you. | ||
| I do have a lot of debt. | ||
| And that's what this is all about. | ||
| And it's going to get worse. | ||
| Two important things. | ||
| First, he dropped out of junior college. | ||
| Well, he doesn't have as much debt as I do. | ||
| Second thing, the reason that student debt is so high is largely... | ||
| Can't think of any reason. | ||
| Free market. | ||
| Can't think of any reason why it would be so high. | ||
| Free market. | ||
| Nope. | ||
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Nope. | |
| Prosperity. | ||
| Nationalism and free market is the winning team. | ||
| As everyone has seen throughout history, nationalistic countries have always won in the end. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| They have never been destroyed from within like they always are. | ||
| Yeah, they never cause massive global problems. | ||
| No, I can't think of any nationalistic country that has caused serious... | ||
| Unending harm to the rest of the world. | ||
| And then, like, I get why he... | ||
| I mean, the term free market sounds great. | ||
| Because it's free. | ||
| It's free? | ||
| And it's a marketplace. | ||
| I love markets. | ||
| We all love those things. | ||
| Oh, flea market? | ||
| That sounds even better. | ||
| Yeah, it's wonderful. | ||
| You can buy some Nazi regalia there. | ||
| Like Alex Jones has in the past. | ||
| But the thing is, the reality of the free market, unchecked, is tragic. | ||
| The things that it's brought into the world, child slavery, essentially, in the mines. | ||
| Not good. | ||
| This student debt crisis that we're in. | ||
| Not good. | ||
| Artificial bubbles. | ||
| Great Depression. | ||
| All of that is direct results of free market capitalism. | ||
| World War I. Yeah. | ||
| All of it is just because you need regulations on the free market or else people are going to constantly abuse it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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That is part of the game of the... | |
| It's just built into it. | ||
| That's, yeah. | ||
| So he can't say... | ||
| It's not corporations' job to self-regulate because that's not what they can do. | ||
| They can't do that. | ||
| It's like, okay, I used to go to my old therapist. | ||
| I used to talk to him a bunch about how when I worked at Groupon, I was very guilty about how little work I was doing and how, like, I told them I need more work and just, you know, weeks go by and I've got, like, nothing to do. | ||
| I'm getting paid to do basically nothing. | ||
| I always express my guilt and he would be like... | ||
| You don't have to feel bad. | ||
| It's not your job to be your boss. | ||
| I was like, oh, free market. | ||
| Because it's not. | ||
| It's not. | ||
| I'm basically a company and my boss is the government. | ||
| If the government doesn't set, you know, like, here are the things you can and can't do, you're just an employee getting paid to do nothing, running buck wild. | ||
| I found scams. | ||
| I found fucking scams. | ||
| What'd you scam? | ||
| Cheated my time card like crazy. | ||
| Nice. | ||
| Yeah, I got paid for a lot of hours. | ||
| I didn't work. | ||
| I'd be writing on the clock for hours at work. | ||
| I would just be sitting... | ||
| That's free market. | ||
| Anyway, beyond that, I feel like you had some thoughts. | ||
| The thing that... | ||
| They are a bunch of alpha psychopaths who think they can dominate us. | ||
| They think they're better than us. | ||
| They think they're better than us. | ||
| Blows me away. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Well, because he constantly... | ||
| Thinks he's better than people? | ||
| Constantly says he's an alpha. | ||
| Constantly intimidates people. | ||
| Constantly expresses psychopathy. | ||
| Constantly tries to dominate anybody who gets in his way. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How is he not just drawing a portrait of himself and saying, hate this? | ||
| Well, it's the same thing with, like, Obamacare versus Affordable Care Act. | ||
| You know how so many more people like the Affordable Care Act when you just describe it as opposed to calling it Obamacare? | ||
| Right. | ||
| I think that if you just described the tendencies that Alex Jones has, he'd be like, Oh, that's a globalist. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You just take him out of it, his identity out of it. | ||
| That behavior is very indicative of someone that he would call, that's globalist tendencies. | ||
| New interview tactic for when we eventually interview a broke, homeless, just decrepit Alex Jones. | ||
| That won't be fun. | ||
| All right? | ||
| No, it won't be fun. | ||
| It will be cathartic, though. | ||
| Sometimes you don't do things because they're fun. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Just pull out words that he said and then free associate them with sentences he said. | ||
| Just like, you hate alpha psychopaths. | ||
| Here is something that an alpha psychopath said. | ||
| Would you agree? | ||
| Comment? | ||
| That's my interview style. | ||
| Just say something like that and comment. | ||
| Do you have anything to say? | ||
| Like you're a nun at a convent? | ||
| And how do you feel? | ||
| All of this just goes to his complete lack of self-awareness. | ||
| When he talks about how I'm real and people listen to me because this is the only show that brings you real truth, it's so easy to pick anything that he says and just be like, okay, here's why this is a lie. | ||
| The idea of a whites-only day on campus and presenting as a racist thing is a complete lie. | ||
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| That's absolutely not what's going on. | ||
| The idea that extremism in the Islamic community is exploding is a complete fabrication and just fear-mongering about what is a problem, but it's not the biggest problem in the world. | ||
| No. | ||
| Him and Paul Joseph Watson are beholden to crazy, stupid propaganda. | ||
| He's an idiot. | ||
| His show is just repeating propaganda, more or less. | ||
| And he thinks it's the truth. | ||
| That's a nice little... | ||
| Like, he's the outlet mall. | ||
| Like, he's the resale store of Russian propaganda now. | ||
| He's the carnival barker in front of that store. | ||
| Yeah, you get it cheaper. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| Or just his, like, their technocracy is dying. | ||
| What do you think is coming? | ||
| So, if, if, if... | ||
| The globalists are real. | ||
| If this shadowy group of people is real, and they've been conspiring behind the scenes since, I don't know, the last 150 years or whatever. | ||
| Something along those lines. | ||
| 200 years, something like that. | ||
| You think for one hot goddamn second their plans are foiled by pulling out of a climate agreement? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| That's so stupid. | ||
| Done. | ||
| That's so stupid. | ||
| Global cabal! | ||
| That non-binding agreement? | ||
| How could they? | ||
| These people who have been secretly planning behind the scenes and poisoning the water and tricking every scientist and conspiring with the media. | ||
| All of this stuff. | ||
| They created fake vaccines. | ||
| Like literally every single... | ||
| They make false shootings happen in order to start a race war that never happens. | ||
| All of this stuff that they've been doing behind the scenes. | ||
| And somehow they had one plan. | ||
| And it was a non-binding agreement. | ||
| That every other country signed on to. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Somehow... | |
| That's so stupid. | ||
| It's dumb. | ||
| It's unbelievably stupid, even if you agree with his foundational premise that the globalists... | ||
| Like, if you are a conspiracy theorist who just believes in the globalists, even you would have to be like, Alex. | ||
| That is a bad plan. | ||
| That's... | ||
| Like... | ||
| They can't... | ||
| They can't possibly be that unstrategic if their strategy has worked secretly up till this point. | ||
| But they can only create an enemy that is as dumb as them. | ||
| They're not smart enough to create a smart enemy. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| That's the thing with Alex Jones. | ||
| He can't imagine an enemy that has more intelligence than he does. | ||
| So now your premise is that the globalists are stupid. | ||
| The globalists have to be stupid. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Because they're a figment of Alex Jones' imagination. | ||
| Oh, I get it. | ||
| And by being so... | ||
| I went reverse. | ||
| I went reverse on it. | ||
| I was imagining these globalists are dumb, so they've invented Alex Jones. | ||
| That's just as reasonable. | ||
| As a stupid enemy for them. | ||
| Because they're like, we're stupid. | ||
| Let's get this guy to yell about us. | ||
| That's the James Bond movie we need to write. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, that's the thing. | ||
| Because he thinks he is the... | ||
| Just apotheosis of human intelligence. | ||
| He can only believe that the globalists are as smart as he thinks they are. | ||
| He's only capable of thinking of dumb things. | ||
| So the globalists are dumb. | ||
| I think that's fair. | ||
| I think you might have nailed it in terms of war games and this backwards. | ||
| Reverse engineering it. | ||
| Yes, I've reverse engineered... | ||
| All of it. | ||
| That's why. | ||
| That's why, Dan, you have been saying things that I have been saying five years ago. | ||
| Maybe I have. | ||
| Ten years ago. | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| So, great. | ||
| Reverse engineering. | ||
| I applaud you. | ||
| Why, thank you. | ||
| This next clip is a rant. | ||
| Another rant. | ||
| Who would have thought? | ||
| This one is crazy. | ||
| What? | ||
| I know I've said that about all of them. | ||
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But this one is like he I don't even know how to describe what he's talking about. | |
| He starts by talking. | ||
| I think it's at the beginning about a guy who stood up to the Muslim terrorists in London. | ||
| Right. | ||
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And how he like was a fan of a soccer team. | |
| And that sort of kicks him off into a really weird trajectory. | ||
| But also it's worth noting that he's reading a Daily Mail. | ||
| So, real great source. | ||
| Thanks, Murdoch. | ||
| The direction this rant goes is unhinged, and he starts screaming, and it's about himself. | ||
| How? | ||
| This gets really personal, and there's a moment you see a look in his face like, oh boy. | ||
| It doesn't bode well for the fact that the interview with Megyn Kelly is taking place like two hours after this. | ||
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| If he's getting this worked up and like really revealing stuff about himself, that he... | ||
| Immediately realize that this interview is going to be a disaster. | ||
| I'll let you hear, without me ruining it, what the reveal is, but it's fucked up. | ||
| The answer is culture war. | ||
| We've got to intensify it, and that's what all this is. | ||
| So when you understand, you see one of these fake liberals, these are sociopaths who are beta males. | ||
| Who want to be in dominant positions but don't want to create economies, don't want responsibility, don't want prosperity. | ||
| They want to see everybody else fail so they feel big. | ||
| So you get consortiums of beta males together with also control-free cryptic women and they build these alliances with psychology and all the rest of it. | ||
| To create an unaware... | ||
| Oh yeah, they found another one. | ||
| I forgot this one. | ||
| The unaware and compliant and ignorant. | ||
| Yes, that's another one of them. | ||
| Oh, you're so smart! | ||
| Oh my gosh, you put the wrong... | ||
| You told women don't breastfeed and then put out... | ||
| For generations, formula combinations you knew would reduce IQ 30 points. | ||
| Oh, you're so advanced! | ||
| You created billions of quasi-retarded people to rule over everyone so you could be so powerful! | ||
| And then get a bunch of mercenary TV crews to run around and point at somebody who's actually virile and alive and primitive and is aware of what they're doing and is exposing it! | ||
| So they can make all their jokes all day and have their Tuck Buckford characters and the rest of it. | ||
| But you know what? | ||
| I am primitively reaching out to people in an emergency warning saying, you are under attack. | ||
| We are under attack. | ||
| These are con artists that are running your life. | ||
| And if you go along with them, you have conned yourself. | ||
| And when you give in to them, you have conned yourself. | ||
| Come out of the trance. | ||
| You don't have to believe what I believe. | ||
| You don't have to follow what I follow. | ||
| You just have to know you've been lied to and take the blinders off. | ||
| And that's all I'm asking. | ||
| That's all I'm asking. | ||
| I got a bunch of clips I want to get to. | ||
| He doesn't. | ||
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A ton of stuff I want to break down. | |
| Hillary, though, just said don't worry about a jihad attack. | ||
| If a guy comes into your pub screaming Allah Akbar with a two-foot knife, three guys come in and start stabbing women in front of you. | ||
| Imagine. | ||
| I've got the full reports here. | ||
| The Islamists always target the weakest and they got a thing about hating women. | ||
| And so, I guess they figure they can kill more because they won't resist as much. | ||
| And they just start stabbing them right in the eyes and right in the throat. | ||
| And the men reported they would just stand there while they would stab each woman ten times. | ||
| I'm laughing. | ||
| I'm liberal. | ||
| This is for Allah. | ||
| This is for Allah. | ||
| And the men are all sitting there and one guy out of over a hundred in this pub, the Blue and White Pub. | ||
| Who's a hooligan, a bad man. | ||
| He still goes to soccer games, some vestigial male thing, and still gets in fights sometimes. | ||
| Oh my God! | ||
| It's men like this that got us here, standing up against garbage like this. | ||
| He stands up, takes them on, the Lion of London Bridge, and they're talking about maybe charging him now. | ||
| You know, it's like the guy that had the gypsies robbing him, and he shot him. | ||
| They robbed him the third time. | ||
| He spent like, what was it, 10 years in prison? | ||
| I'm going for memory. | ||
| Bad memory. | ||
| And so this guy stands up and says, F you. | ||
| Shouts the name of his soccer team. | ||
| It wasn't England. | ||
| It wasn't Western culture. | ||
| It wasn't Renaissance. | ||
| But at least he had something he had allegiance to. | ||
| At least he was willing to stand up. | ||
| This was his pub. | ||
| His people. | ||
| He just watched them stab a bunch of people. | ||
| And they're talking about what a lion he is. | ||
| I mean, let me tell you, I want to survive. | ||
| Three guys pop in here with knives, man. | ||
| I'm going to overturn this. | ||
| I'm going to grab this bottle. | ||
| Of course, I'm here in the United States and my forebearers... | ||
| Made sure I have the Second Amendment. | ||
| I fought for it. | ||
| I've got my concealed carry. | ||
| So, oh, guess what? | ||
| If jihadis bust in here, they're going to have to face my 9mm. | ||
| But see, imagine, see, this guy that fought them, 100 people stood there and just watched as they stabbed women. | ||
| He's the weirdo. | ||
| He's the bad guy. | ||
| I'm the weirdo because I've got a firearm. | ||
| The government can have big armored bases and command bases and nuclear weapons and take my tax money to have it. | ||
| But if I've got a firearm, see, it's scary, isn't it? | ||
| And it was so scary when I was growing up, you know, if some gang member four years older than me, when I'm like 12, starts beating me up, and so I pick a brick up and smash it over their head, and the police get there and they go, well, the people said they saw he attacked you, but you know, this guy's in a coma. | ||
| We're going to have to take you to juvenile. | ||
| See, it was still bad. | ||
| It was still bad. | ||
| You've got a 12-year-old beating his head to the ground, and you're like 16, 17 years old trying to kill me, and I fought back. | ||
| I'm the bad man. | ||
| I'm the evil man. | ||
| I never attacked anybody that didn't attack me first. | ||
| But see, I'm the ultimate evil, you see? | ||
| Because the sociopaths and the psychopaths, they don't like anybody standing up. | ||
| That's why they've got their filthy, degenerate, stinking nanny state. | ||
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| Thank you. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| He's pausing a long time here. | ||
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| He does not like revealing that information. | ||
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| But hold on. | ||
| You know, I would have gotten this wound up today even if Megyn Kelly hadn't been here. | ||
| Sure you would have. | ||
| Sure you would have. | ||
| I haven't gotten wound up in a while as much because I just... | ||
| Because Megyn Kelly wasn't there. | ||
| I try to realize what social engineers are doing and just deal with it intellectually and take care of it. | ||
| But I understand. | ||
| I need to be real with people at a primitive level. | ||
| People ask, am I fake? | ||
| Am I an actor? | ||
| I've been in movies. | ||
| I can be an actor, but I've always played parts. | ||
| That were what I already believed. | ||
| Understand? | ||
| It's like saying, are you an actor when you go up to a pretty woman and are trying to be charming? | ||
| No, you're being yourself. | ||
| But it's the same thing. | ||
| I'm angry about the Islamic attacks. | ||
| I'm angry about the apologists for it. | ||
| I'm genuinely pissed off. | ||
| And then I let myself be that way on air. | ||
| But I'm in control of myself. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Most of the time. | ||
| But all I'm saying is, I'm letting people at least see verbally what people were like in the past if there was a threat going on. | ||
| I mean, if you went back a thousand years ago and you're in some valley, let's say in Europe or wherever it is in the world, or Asia, it didn't matter, and somebody had come through the valley that day, marauders, and grabbed your wife and daughters and some of your kids and run off with them, you'd go give a speech like that to the men in the village. | ||
| Saying, I know that tribe over the hill might be bigger than us, but if we don't stand up, they're never going to stop coming and kidnapping our family. | ||
| Let's get our weapons and let's go get our family back. | ||
| That's why they have the Second Amendment back. | ||
| And that's what a leader is. | ||
| So he guarantees that in caveman days, the speeches were just like that. | ||
| Dope. | ||
| They were dope speeches. | ||
| Everybody knows. | ||
| That wasn't a speech. | ||
| When somebody came through the valley and stole your wife and kids, like perhaps his wife stole his kids. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Something along those lines. | ||
| Then you go back to the people. | ||
| You scream about how when you were a kid you hit a guy with a brick. | ||
| What the fuck was that? | ||
| Let's be clear. | ||
| I'm sure he was getting picked on. | ||
| I'm willing to believe that a guy did beat him up. | ||
| But I'm not willing to believe that the threat was what he describes. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Agreed. | ||
| I know a lot about Alex Jones from listening to him. | ||
| He's prone to fear, paranoia, and exaggeration. | ||
| So I bet that some guy was sort of like, hey, fuck you, kid. | ||
| Something like that. | ||
| Maybe a guy who was a little older than him. | ||
| And maybe beat him up a little bit. | ||
| Which is bad. | ||
| Bullies should not do that sort of thing. | ||
| It sucks. | ||
| But I also don't think he... | ||
| That whatever was happening merited putting a guy in a coma by hitting him in the head with a brick. | ||
| And you can tell that long fucking pause right there and the long pause that leads to a... | ||
| That was like a post-traumatic stress disorder pause right there. | ||
| That was fucked up. | ||
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| And ask yourself a question. | ||
| Does Alex Jones hit a man with a brick once? | ||
| No. | ||
| Well, he has said in the past he's put multiple people in comas. | ||
| I don't know if his weapon of choice is a brick. | ||
| I think it's bricks! | ||
| And that's when Nank died. | ||
| I've been around, I don't want to use names, but I have a couple friends who got into a little bit of a fight. | ||
| Is this off the record? | ||
| No. | ||
| Can I give your sources? | ||
| It's pretty public, but they just want to put people's business in the streets. | ||
| They were wrestling around a little bit, and one of them got a little bit too, thought the threat was way worse than it was in the fight. | ||
| We were all just drinking, having a good time in the backyard, and the guy who thought it was a little more serious grabbed us. | ||
| Fuck! | ||
| Thankfully, dude didn't get hurt too bad. | ||
| Just was sort of bleeding from the face a bit. | ||
| But it was super fucked up. | ||
| It was like you disproportionately responded. | ||
| That's what a lot of people do. | ||
| People who have really bad fear control mechanisms. | ||
| Right. | ||
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People who think they're victims at every point in their life. | |
| They are going to respond way more aggressively than they need to. | ||
| And Alex Jones, I have to believe, literally just said that's what he did. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't believe this person was bashing his head into the ground. | ||
| Absolutely not. | ||
| Now, if you talk to my friend who hit the other guy with the bottle... | ||
| I'm sure his version of it would be, he was going to break my arm, or something like that. | ||
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Right, right, right. | |
| Because you have to. | ||
| You have to justify. | ||
| Because I don't think that the guy, like my friend who hit the other friend with the bottle, is necessarily a super violent bad guy. | ||
| He's just not in control of his panic mechanism. | ||
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| And when someone acts out of their own principles and acts based on panic, often you do fucked up things. | ||
| And you want a justification for it. | ||
| You want to be like... | ||
| Oh, yeah, he was going to break my arm, so I had to respond. | ||
| This guy was going to kill me. | ||
| I had to hit him with a brick. | ||
| It is an interesting thing to know that we still have that fucking ape limbic system. | ||
| Well, think about this. | ||
| My house burned down. | ||
| And yet we have consciousness wherein we have to then rationalize this behavior that's ultimately just survival instincts ingrained into us for millions of years. | ||
| Well, like five years ago, my house burned down, and I just ran out of the building. | ||
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Right. | |
| And as soon as I got out, I was in fucking huge shock. | ||
| I was terrified. | ||
| And I immediately realized that I didn't knock on anyone's door. | ||
| Thankfully, everyone got out okay, but I realized, like, that was fucked up of me. | ||
| I didn't warn anybody. | ||
| Some people want to be the hero? | ||
| The difference is that my immediate response wasn't to make an excuse for myself. | ||
| It was to wrestle with, I did not respond to that well. | ||
| I could have taken a second and realized, I don't have to run out of here. | ||
| There's minutes left where I can act responsibly. | ||
| But your fight or flight system went, fuck! | ||
| This! | ||
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Exactly! | |
| My lizard brain was just like, get out, get out. | ||
| No, fire! | ||
| Bye! | ||
| I saw the huge wall of flames and it's like, not a fucking chance. | ||
| And that's what people do. | ||
| And it sucks that people have to make excuses for it. | ||
| And it sucks that Alex's excuses weave into his bizarre, stupid arguments. | ||
| About masculinity and shit. | ||
| Every time he reveals the slightest thing about his childhood, everything else starts to make way more sense. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| That's why Megan's gotta ask those questions. | ||
| Oh, man! | ||
| God! | ||
| Why is anybody talking to Alex Jones about what he thinks now? | ||
| I want to know what happened to him. | ||
| We know what happened to him. | ||
| Well, we don't know enough. | ||
| I want to know the whole story. | ||
| There needs to be a full... | ||
| Investigative biography of Alex Jones. | ||
| You can find the work in progress at knowledgefight.com. | ||
| So we got one more clip before the clip that ended up me turning off the episode. | ||
| This one, he starts by talking about how Hillary Clinton is a joke and then just does some more slow strokes at the camera people that are there and weaves it somehow into white genocide. | ||
| Oh, of course. | ||
| Lady. | ||
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Lady. | |
| Lady? | ||
| You're a joke. | ||
| He's talking directly to... | ||
| I was offered a million dollars, three million dollars, ten million dollars. | ||
| Twenty million dollars. | ||
| Which is nothing. | ||
| Fifty million dollars. | ||
| Over a decade ago, in repeated offers to go be the next Rush Limbaugh, they told me the whole plan, basically. | ||
| He's telling this to the NBC camera crew. | ||
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Of course. | |
| He's being like, they wanted me. | ||
| They wanted me. | ||
| You could have been working for me, not for Megyn Kelly. | ||
| This could have been me. | ||
| I'm too good for you, staffer who's being paid $30,000 a year who doesn't give a fuck. | ||
| Yeah, and I'm sure those people are fucking holding in laughs. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, one time, me and my buddies got high and went to, like, a Christian haunted house. | ||
| You know, they have, like, the plays that you have to go through the rooms. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And in one of the rooms, they had tape on the floor, and the scene was this guy realizing that his kid died in a car accident. | ||
| The whole story of the haunted house is he has two kids. | ||
| Actually, both kids died. | ||
| One of them goes to heaven, one goes to hell, because one accepted Jesus. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And so the scene where, like, my weed high is peaking. | ||
| I'm so high. | ||
| The scene is that the dad realizes both of his kids are dead in a hospital room. | ||
| Falls to his knees and is like, why, God? | ||
| But he's so close to that tape line on the ground. | ||
| He's so close to us. | ||
| And the whole time I'm just grabbing my friend's shoulder. | ||
| Oh, God, I can't laugh. | ||
| That would be so rude. | ||
| That's what the cameramen are doing. | ||
| They're like, holy shit. | ||
| This guy's losing it. | ||
| Anyway, back to the clip. | ||
| He could have been Glenn Beck. | ||
| He could have been Glenn Beck. | ||
| Could have been Megan Kelly. | ||
| To be Glenn Beck before. | ||
| I said no, and they went in a year and had Glenn Beck ready. | ||
| And they went and had him study me to be the new Alex Jones. | ||
| That's why he hates me so much. | ||
| Think of the level of these people. | ||
| Oh, guess what? | ||
| You failed. | ||
| You didn't stop anything. | ||
| In fact, your counterfeit only brought more people to me. | ||
| It's like the invasion of the body snatchers. | ||
| You didn't get the transfer done on time. | ||
| Didn't go the way you wanted it to go, did it? | ||
| And the reason I make it about Alex Jones is that they've made it about me and they think that they're having a referendum on news and nationalism and information on me. | ||
| And they think the fact that I'm real, they think the fact that I don't back down, that I tell it like it is, is some form of weakness. | ||
| It's my strength! | ||
| And it's your strength to not care what they think or care what they say. | ||
| They're so radical in Hollywood that they want to teach. | ||
| Elementary students about being different sexes. | ||
| I mean, if parents did that, you'd say they were mentally ill or trying to screw their kid up. | ||
| But if the government does it, it's okay. | ||
| I've got stacks of news here where they're teaching at universities that being white is inherently evil and that white genocide is needed. | ||
| I'm not even looking for these stories. | ||
| I've got... | ||
| I didn't even go through all my stacks today! | ||
| So the last thing there that's super fun is... | ||
| I'm not even looking for these stories. | ||
| And he says, I haven't even gone through these stories. | ||
| I'm about to report on stuff I haven't read. | ||
| But thankfully he doesn't get to those stories. | ||
| Of course not. | ||
| There aren't any stories for him to get through. | ||
| Hey, Alex Jones. | ||
| Also, government's not trying to make people trans. | ||
| But enjoy that narrative. | ||
| Also, all that stuff about the white genocide on campus. | ||
| It's all... | ||
| Equally bullshit to this day of blah blah blah. | ||
| I think the best way to get people on board with a white genocide is to have them listen to Alex Jones' show. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And then you'd be like, yeah. | ||
| I think we're good. | ||
| I think we've had enough white people. | ||
| The recipe for white genocide is learn history. | ||
| And then listen to Alex Jones. | ||
| And be like, this guy hasn't learned. | ||
| He doesn't know shit about what's happened to minorities. | ||
| He has no idea about the matrix of oppression. | ||
| He has no fucking idea at all. | ||
| He has no idea about societal power and the differences between different groups. | ||
| He has no fucking idea. | ||
| And all the information is there. | ||
| All of it is at his fingertips. | ||
| He could learn, but because he's so into being white, he won't. | ||
| That's the best argument possible. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You've got me on board. | ||
| If you'd like to become a white genocider, please go to knowledge.com. | ||
| A white genocide wonk. | ||
| 20 bucks a month. | ||
| And a scalp. | ||
| So this last clip where I ended up turning off the episode was he's been having this guy on a lot lately. | ||
| There's this guy named Tommy Robinson who's a British guy who works for the Rebel. | ||
| Works for Rebel Media. | ||
| And he gives dispatches a ton to Alex Jones about how Muslims are overrunning England. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And what have you. | ||
| This report he was doing was about how there is a terrorist who's housed near a school. | ||
| No. | ||
| And so he doesn't really prove anything. | ||
| He doesn't... | ||
| All he is is standing outside a school. | ||
| And I don't know if a terrorist lives down the block. | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| I don't understand the situation. | ||
| He doesn't really... | ||
| He says things, but there's no evidence of anything. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| In true Infowars slash rebel media fashion. | ||
| So he's screaming about... | ||
| I'm not screaming about it. | ||
| He's much more controlled than Alex. | ||
| But he gets into... | ||
| He's saying that London needs to do more about ISIS folk. | ||
| But... | ||
| ISIS folk? | ||
| ISIS people? | ||
| People who sympathize with ISIS? | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| You know what you mean. | ||
| Just say it. | ||
| That's the problem. | ||
| Just say it. | ||
| Don't be a dick. | ||
| We've already proven with Trump that if you just say it, you're probably going to get more people to like you. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is harshly dog-whistling and harshly... | ||
| Conflating all Muslims with people who do horrible things. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| And you'll see probably why I was just like, I'm done. | ||
| I'm done with this episode. | ||
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I don't know how much more you think as a government English men are going to tolerate. | |
| When their children are being blown up, it sort of steps it up to the next level. | ||
| At some point in the future, you're going to create a monster. | ||
| You're going to create a monster because you need to intern these men. | ||
| You need to take them off our streets. | ||
| You need to protect our people. | ||
| You need to protect our children. | ||
| Which you're failing at. | ||
| White people. | ||
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You're failing at. | |
| And when people can no longer rely on the police, when they can no longer rely on the government or the system, people will endeavor to seek their own justice. | ||
| The full video is on Rebel Media. | ||
| It's on Infowars. | ||
| Tommy Robinson's on fire. | ||
| Absolute veritas. | ||
| True from the heart. | ||
| That's teleprompter free. | ||
| That's strength. | ||
| That's truth. | ||
| And that is our salvation. | ||
| Being honest about the cancer we brought into our midst. | ||
| And why would the elite do this? | ||
| So... | ||
| Wow! | ||
| He was not... | ||
| For a British person, that was pretty much the level of Alex Jones's... | ||
| That was on fire. | ||
| That was on fire. | ||
| Yeah, but I mean, just the... | ||
| You've got to get these people off our streets. | ||
| You've got to intern them. | ||
| You've got to intern them. | ||
| He even said intern. | ||
| That is a wonderful white way of saying, put everybody who's not white in jail. | ||
| Or put them in camps. | ||
| Take all of their stuff and put them in camps. | ||
| The history of internment camps has never been people who are guilty of anything. | ||
| No! | ||
| It's always been for large populations that you need to separate. | ||
| So when he starts using language... | ||
| Which, once again, America should also pay reparations to the Japanese people whose property and everything that they fucking stole. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| But when you start using that language, especially in concert with language like, you're not protecting our people, our children. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's so... | ||
| White. | ||
| White. | ||
| It's so hard of a dog whistle. | ||
| White people. | ||
| It's over-the-top bigotry. | ||
| And the fact that Alex Jones comes back and he's like, that's Veritas. | ||
| That will be our salvation. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's too much to take. | ||
| It's too racist. | ||
| I can't handle it. | ||
| Yeah, that's not dog whistling. | ||
| And it's boring. | ||
| It's boring racism. | ||
| It's so stupid. | ||
| Like, the stuff where he's talking about... | ||
| Crazy globalist plots and what have you is kind of boring because it's repetitive and he says it all the time. | ||
| But this is just... | ||
| It's the banality of evil. | ||
| It's so boring. | ||
| We need to imprison people who aren't white. | ||
| That's what he said. | ||
| That's his point. | ||
| That's what he's trying to say. | ||
| He's not talking about the Chinese or anything like that. | ||
| Which fucking... | ||
| But that's the fucking thing about... | ||
| He's saying all Arabs, basically. | ||
| That's the thing about racism. | ||
| That these people somehow never fucking get. | ||
| It doesn't end. | ||
| No. | ||
| It's Muslims now. | ||
| What if they did it? | ||
| The internal? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| What if they internal? | ||
| Who's next? | ||
| It's always going to be some outside enemy. | ||
| There's no end to it. | ||
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No. | |
| The end to racism is not, you know... | ||
| Fucking ending a race. | ||
| No, because then what you do is eventually you'll start going inward and you'll start being like brunettes. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| There's no end to this bullshit. | ||
| You're right, because it's not about the target. | ||
| It's about the behavior. | ||
| It's about the mentality. | ||
| It's the othering and all that stuff. | ||
| It's not about the fact that there are some Muslims who commit violent crimes. | ||
| It's about fear of other. | ||
| Before white people had other races, they had different religions. | ||
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They had Irish. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| They had, you know, Jews. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Or Catholics or Protestants. | ||
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Sure. | |
| I mean, fucking look at the IRA and the horror. | ||
| And there's no... | ||
| Believe me, I'm not against the IRA. | ||
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Oh, boy. | |
| I'm against the way that they went about it. | ||
| I'm going to recuse myself here. | ||
| Well, that's crazy. | ||
| I'm going to walk that one back. | ||
| Am I? | ||
| No, the point being, you put a shit ton of pressure on people, just like we're talking about with the fight or flight response. | ||
| The same exact shit. | ||
| If you put enough pressure on people... | ||
| People are gonna break. | ||
| And those broken people are going to commit violence. | ||
| That's what's happening. | ||
| And this, and I would, I mean, it's just happening too fast for these old fucking white people. | ||
| They just need to go away. | ||
| They just need to be gone. | ||
| That's the only, because, and that's their way, like, that's the only way to understand what they're dealing with. | ||
| Because it's a different type of pressure. | ||
| But it is that pressure that they feel that what they are used to is going away. | ||
| And you put that kind of pressure on enough people, people are going to break. | ||
| That's what's going on. | ||
| Their issue is that they can't accept a world changing. | ||
| And that's a big problem for fucking humanity since the beginning. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And that's why they're breaking. | ||
| That's why they're breaking. | ||
| They can't. | ||
| They can't change. | ||
| What else do you do with these people other than put them in a fucking camp? | ||
| Let them sell weird pills? | ||
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All white people intern them. | |
| I think it's a good idea. | ||
| Steal their property. | ||
| Take their Second Amendment rights away. | ||
| Oh boy. | ||
| No more free market. | ||
| I'm sick of prosperity. | ||
| What we need to do is... | ||
| That's because you're a beta libtard. | ||
| We need to bring back the technocracy. | ||
| We need to commit white genocide. | ||
| We need to... | ||
| What else does he rail about? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
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Except... | |
| Dracula? | ||
| Yeah, we need to bring back Dracula. | ||
| No, fucking accept people. | ||
| Yeah, I guess that's the message. | ||
| People are people, man! | ||
| Just fucking get it! | ||
| And when you say that, you're not saying, hey, people who kill people with trucks and knives are cool! | ||
| No! | ||
| That's not what anyone is saying when they say accept people. | ||
| That's not what it is at all. | ||
| That's a fucking crime. | ||
| You're murdering people. | ||
| That's awful. | ||
| There's a reason we have to have laws, apparently. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Because somehow, at one point... | ||
| We're so stupid, somebody had to tell us not to murder. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Hammurabi. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| An eye for an eye leaves everybody with all the eyes. | ||
| Hammurabi, the greatest pillar of white history. | ||
| So anyway, if you'd like to check us out, we are at knowledgefight.com. | ||
| Hopefully the next episode will not be as rant heavy. | ||
| I didn't know what to do with that. | ||
| I apologize that it was kind of long clips. | ||
| Or is racist heavy? | ||
| Yeah, but... | ||
| Wait, no, I don't think we're going to escape that one. | ||
| No, that's going to be consistent. | ||
| But also, you can follow us on Twitter, at knowledge underscore fight. | ||
| Look us up on iTunes, spread the word, leave a review. | ||
| It'd be cool if more people found us. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, there are algorithms on iTunes where it's like the more reviews and likes and shit you get, the more they put you up at the front page. | ||
| And each one teach one. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| That's what we gotta do. | ||
| And if you tell two friends? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And they tell two friends? | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| And they tell two friends? | ||
| Now's a good time to remind everyone that InfoWars, anytime you want to start to think that they're a legitimate news outlet, please remember that they have a pyramid scheme called the InfoWars team. | ||
| What? | ||
| It's one of those direct marketing programs. | ||
| You just buy a bunch of product and sell it to your friends. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| You get discounts if you buy huge bulk amounts. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| But it's the exact same thing as all of those. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| So, congratulations. | ||
| Team national! | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Anyway, Jordan? | ||
| What is one thing that we can take away as a positive? | ||
| Well, I know that the Paris Agreement is dead. | ||
| The Paris Agreement is dead. | ||
| But one thing is still alive. | ||
| And that is... | ||
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Rappaport! | |
| He still lives. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
| I'm a huge fan. | ||
| I love your work. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. |