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June 7, 2017 - Knowledge Fight
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#50: Bohemian Grove...Ya Busted

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about why Alex Jones most likely did not really infiltrate Bohemian Grove, or at least did not do so in the way he presented in his documentary Dark Secrets: Inside Bohemian Grove. There are a lot of problems, and Dan discusses a few of them, and the gents speculate that a man who lies for a living probably started that career with a big lie.

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dan friesen
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jordan holmes
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alex jones
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alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
unidentified
Thanks for holding.
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes who like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
We've got a little shorty episode for you here today.
jordan holmes
Oh, do we?
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
Are we denying people the three hours that they generally love to sit through?
dan friesen
We are, but we'll be back with another episode very shortly.
But for today, I wanted to do a little bit of a special thing.
A little bit of an Alex Jones Ya Busted.
jordan holmes
Oh, we got a full Ya Busted episode!
dan friesen
So, I don't know how much you know...
jordan holmes
I don't know why I'm cheerleading for you.
I just want you to succeed, Dan.
dan friesen
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
I like having someone on my team.
I don't know, Jordan, how much you know about Alex Jones' career.
jordan holmes
I know that he's been on, since at the very least, Y2K.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
And he was...
I think killed in the concentration camp at that old abandoned airport.
dan friesen
That Austin airport?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah, absolutely.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
How did he do?
He did good.
He survived.
unidentified
Damn it!
dan friesen
Survived the killing.
jordan holmes
Damn it!
dan friesen
So, he was on public access TV, which I've looked into us getting a public access TV show.
jordan holmes
How'd it go?
dan friesen
Turns out you gotta pay a lot for courses.
unidentified
Boo!
dan friesen
Yeah, they make you pay like hundreds of dollars to take TV production classes, and they take like months to complete the ones you need in order to get on TV, but if we just shoot our own videos, they'll produce.
unidentified
We're going to need a better studio than your bedroom.
dan friesen
So if you guys would like to donate to the show, that money may go towards us making a TV show for public access, which would also be on YouTube.
That's something we're considering.
jordan holmes
That would be fucking awesome.
dan friesen
In the spirit of Alex Jones' early career, we will do public access TV.
jordan holmes
No, I don't even care.
I would love to do public access TV.
dan friesen
So we would like to do that.
And I thank everybody who has donated, and we really appreciate it.
But if people want to throw down a little something-something, we have some projects we want to work on.
But anyway, Alex started in public access TV.
Then his dentist father talked to one of his patients.
Who was a radio executive and got him a radio job.
Paid for his first ad.
jordan holmes
The American Dream.
dan friesen
Alex Jones' first ad.
jordan holmes
Daddy bought you a show.
dan friesen
Alex Jones' first ad that was a contingent part of him getting a radio show was his dad's dental practice.
And so that's how he came into being.
But he didn't really make it big outside of the Austin market, where people thought he was kind of a crazy yeller.
Because he was.
jordan holmes
That hasn't changed.
dan friesen
He would go out in public with bullhorns and make a big spectacle of himself and scream about banks and what have you.
That was sort of his modus operandi.
And because he was this crazy public figure, that's why Richard Linklater, who was an Austin filmmaker at the time, ended up putting him in Waking Life and then Scanner Darkly a little bit down the road.
where he played characters very similar to himself.
Crazy street preachers.
In Waking Life, he's a guy yelling in a bullhorn driving around in a car.
It's a stretch for him.
But he's yelling a bunch of stuff back then that I actually am kind of cool with because they're all about human potential and stuff like that.
He's screaming about how the indomitable spirit of humanity is great.
He just leaves out all the globalist stuff.
jordan holmes
And I'm guessing, just going out on a limb here, Noah.
No boner pills, huh?
dan friesen
No boner pills at this point.
Dr. Group had not developed these.
He was probably still getting his PhD in chiropractic at that point.
Also, dude, I found a fucking episode where Anthony Gucciardi and Alex Jones have a little bit of a rap session about Dr. Group's backstory.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
And it's fucking crazy.
It's like a comic book.
I'll give you the brief version of it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, give me some broad strokes.
dan friesen
Your doctor group is a crazy Austin, not real doctor doctor.
Actually, I think he's based out of Dallas.
I'm not entirely sure.
He's somewhere in Texas.
jordan holmes
Texas doctor.
Texas non-doctor doctor.
dan friesen
He has a place called the Global Healing Institute or whatever.
jordan holmes
I'm a big fan.
dan friesen
Global Healing Center.
Anyway, it's irrelevant.
He has a PhD from a chiropractic school, which isn't a real PhD.
And then he has a bunch of other bullshit degrees in homeopathic medicine that aren't real also.
jordan holmes
He has a degree in magic.
dan friesen
But Anthony Gucciardi and Alex have this chat about how Dr. Group is trying to make up for the evils of his father.
Apparently, Dr. Group's dad created a bunch of these things that are toxifying the atmosphere.
So, Dr. Group finds out about this and turns on his dad.
unidentified
No!
jordan holmes
No!
This is a Luke Skywalker situation?
dan friesen
Yeah, so he dedicates his life to creating products that undo the damage that his father has done to humanity!
It's crazy!
It's so crazy!
jordan holmes
So his dad was ostensibly a real scientist.
dan friesen
Probably.
jordan holmes
And he became a doctor of...
dan friesen
Boner pills.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
Boner juice.
jordan holmes
To defend against the toxicity in the atmosphere created by his evil scientist father.
dan friesen
Yeah.
It's hard to tell from watching the clip if this is stuff that they're making up.
jordan holmes
Or stuff that Dr. Group made up?
dan friesen
Or if they were smoking weed with Dr. Group and he just told them that and they're like, oh, he's so cool.
He's so cool.
Also, I found evidence from 2015 that Alex Jones is not lying about smoking weed once a year.
jordan holmes
What?
dan friesen
That came out in his divorce case.
jordan holmes
Wait, that's a true thing?
dan friesen
He said in court during the custody case that he smokes weed once a year to test the potency.
jordan holmes
No, I knew that.
dan friesen
He said the exact same thing in 2015.
jordan holmes
That's crazy.
dan friesen
He says he smokes weed once a year to check in on it, see what's going on with it, see what it does to people.
jordan holmes
That's crazy.
dan friesen
He's like, I don't like weed.
Turns out, I try it, I don't like it.
It's nuts.
It's nuts that that isn't something that just came out of his mouth.
He's been saying it for years.
So anyway, Dr. Group is full of shit.
Point is, he's not selling boner pills in Waking Life.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
So that's how he sort of, you know, that's why he's in movies.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
Because he's a fucking lunatic and it's fun to listen to a fucking lunatic.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
But the reason that he ever broke through in conspiracy theory communities and the reason that he got this elevated status as the champion of conspiracies, what made it really break was that he put out a video where he showed breaking into and infiltrating Bohemian Grove in the hills of California.
I believe it's in the north.
The North Coast area.
So anyway, that was in 2000.
Allegedly, he infiltrated on July 15, 2000.
And he made the biggest fucking deal out of it.
He made a video, started selling it.
This is sort of the beginning of his documentary Empire.
He started getting a lot of attention for it because it was this mysterious place where powerful people go.
And Alex Jones, he sells himself as the only person who's been able to break in Right.
And the hallmark of it, the big coup de grace, is he got footage of the cremation of care ceremony, which is the most famous part of the video.
It's the part that everyone who's seen it, it's the part they remember, because the rest of it's fucking bullshit.
It's a video of a giant stone owl where they burn a figure in effigy.
And he portrays it as a satanic ceremony where they're killing a baby, all this shit.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
The realities of the actual ceremony are very different, but we'll get to that in a minute.
He presented it as like, hey, I went in.
jordan holmes
Snuck in.
dan friesen
I went into the den of vipers.
jordan holmes
Secret agent style.
dan friesen
I went in there with a camera and I fucking got it.
I got it and they can't deny it.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Here's why he's busted.
jordan holmes
Oh no, he's busted?
His entire career is based on a lie?
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
That makes perfect sense according to all the stuff I know about him.
dan friesen
I've done a bit of looking into the realities of the situation, and I'm here to say that I don't believe for a second his version of the story.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
At all.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So I have posted, and I'll put a link to this, I've posted links to some of the videos.
That are important to the evidence.
Some people, some internet sleuths have done some really good work on this.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
But the more important pieces are Alex Jones claims that he is the one who exposed Bohemian Grove.
And before that, no one knew about it.
And it was this shadowy place where really powerful elites went.
And I would like to play this news report from 1981.
unidentified
Now a question.
What have Herbert Hoover, Art Linkletter, Jack London, and Richard Nixon all had in common?
Well, they've all been members of the exclusive all-male Bohemian Club in California, where every year at this time, the elite from around the country get together for two and a half weeks of fun and games.
Steve Shepard has this special assignment report.
More than 2,000 members of San Francisco's exclusive and all-male Bohemian Club...
jordan holmes
God, I love you, 80s news.
unidentified
Yeah, it's great.
dan friesen
It's actual news.
unidentified
Yeah.
The Grove is the Bohemian Club's summer retreat, and its facilities are hidden beneath lush forest canopy extending south from the banks of Sonoma County's Russian River.
For more than a century, the camp has been a place where club members and guests from all across America gather to relax.
The retreat is divided into...
jordan holmes
There is a reason that we don't watch 80s news anymore, isn't there?
dan friesen
Yeah, it goes on for about...
unidentified
Bohemian Grove walks down 30 miles from over here.
dan friesen
You know why?
Because it has information in it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I know.
dan friesen
It goes into...
It takes, like...
It's a five-minute piece.
There's footage inside the Bohemian Grove area.
He talks to people.
jordan holmes
In the Bohemian Grove?
dan friesen
That's 19...
Well, not while all the stuff's going on.
jordan holmes
No, but people who are part of the...
dan friesen
Yeah, ostensibly.
And that's 19 years before Alex Jones broke in.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
So that's one piece that's taken away from his, I exposed this shit.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
They're straight up on the news talking about how the elites go here.
jordan holmes
And this is from way back even when fucking Richard Nixon and Herbert Hoover could be involved with it.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
So this has been going on for, what, 70 years?
dan friesen
It started a long time ago.
It started like a hundred something years ago.
I can't remember exactly.
jordan holmes
Also, the weird thing about 80s news is that they can just say all male, and that's fine.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, the Bohemian Grove, the all-male club, and everybody's like, yes!
Good!
We have one!
Wonderful!
Move on!
dan friesen
So, more fascinating little pieces of Alex being completely wrong are that in 1989, which, if you're counting, is 11 years before Alex Jones broke in, a journalist named Philip Weiss, reporting for Spy Magazine, infiltrated Bohemian Grove for six days.
jordan holmes
No shit!
dan friesen
Six days he was there.
unidentified
Just hanging out?
dan friesen
I would like to read a couple of excerpts from his column.
So this is from Philip Weiss' article, and I quote, For me, the trick was getting in.
A guest card was out of the question.
Club bylaws have stated that a member sponsor's application, quote, shall be in writing and shall contain full information for the guidance of the board in determining the merits and qualifications of the proposed guest.
No, Section 8, Article 18 was too fine a screen for me, and my attempts to get a job as a waiter or a valet in one of the camps failed.
In the end, I entered by stealth.
Some observers of the Grove have warned that security was too good.
They'd sniff me out immediately.
I might last three hours before they put me in Santa Rosa jail for trespassing.
Lowell Bergman...
A producer with 60 Minutes who used to hunt rabbits in the nearby hills remembered a fire road leading into a site near the Guernasville Waste Treatment Plant but said they'd spot me sneaking in.
Others mentioned barbed wire and electronic monitoring devices at places where the grove abuts Mount Rio and helicopters patrolling the ridge roads that traverse the thousand-foot hills and form the grove's perimeter.
jordan holmes
This is when we find out he just fucking walked in, isn't it?
dan friesen
One day, I drove up to the front gate and got a daunting glimpse of what looked like the grove sheriff.
A barrel-like figure in a Smokey the Bear hat.
A set of checkpoints on the Berlin Wall seemed to stretch out behind him.
But by then, I'd made my connection.
My driver was Mary Moore, an Earth Mother type with long silvery blonde hair, who's the most active member of a distinctively Californian left-wing group called the Bohemian Grove Action Network.
Moore agreed to help me get in, providing me with a sort of underground railroad.
She put at my service a mountain guide who demanded only that I keep the methods he devised for me confidential.
He had a keen geographical sense, and a girlfriend who described a plan to seed magic crystals at the Grove gates and make them open up of their own accord so the Native American drummers could walk in.
We didn't do it that way.
This guy's a great writer.
jordan holmes
That's a great punchline.
Yeah.
unidentified
That's a great punchline.
dan friesen
We didn't do it that way.
But it turned out that Grove security isn't quite what it's reputed to be.
The sociologists who had studied the place were right.
There was no real security.
So, there's that.
unidentified
Okay.
jordan holmes
So the real security is the legend.
That's what the real security is.
dan friesen
Yeah, or it's probably a lot of security if you try and go in through the direct front gate.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
But there's not snipers posted and shit like that.
jordan holmes
No, of course not.
dan friesen
So, like I said, he stayed there for days and just hung out and did all the stuff along with them.
And one of the things that he said is that the key to his disguise was always have a drink in hand.
Because everybody's drinking.
Everyone's just drunk.
There's people passed out in bushes.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
He just describes it essentially as being a crazy, super powerful, rich people summer camp.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And we'll get back to that in a second.
Like, he had to have a reason to be there.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So here's what he did.
My imposter included misrepresenting myself in conversation with other campers, and my story kept changing as I learned more about how life inside was organized.
I said I was a guest of Bromley camp, where unsortable visitors end up.
At 33, I was one of the youngest Bohemians, but I was welcome almost as a policy matter.
Quote, we looked around and saw we were becoming an old men's club, a member said, explaining recent efforts to recruit fresh blood.
Being from New York was fine.
The Grove limits retreat guests to out-of-staters.
Though clamoring by well-connected Californians to visit the forest, Not sure what that means.
jordan holmes
I don't know what that means either.
Sounds racist!
dan friesen
I used my real name.
No one inside acted suspicious, but paranoia about the groves seemed justified, and I brought along my own version of cyanide, Interol, a tranquilizer used by actors to counteract stage fright.
One day a member asked if I was related to a bohemian named Jack Weiss.
No, but I've heard a lot about him and I'd like to meet him.
You can't, he said.
He's dead!
After that, I began working a dead West Coast relative's promise to have me out to the Grove one summer into my shaggy dog story about an invitation.
jordan holmes
Very nice.
dan friesen
So basically, he's in the mix.
He's just hanging out with these people and hanging out, drinking with these super powerful people.
No one sniffs him out.
He ends up bringing a camera on the last day because he's like, if I get kicked out, whatever, this is my last day here.
jordan holmes
Yeah, too late now.
dan friesen
So yeah, he ends up...
jordan holmes
Too late now, motherfuckers.
You can't catch me.
dan friesen
He ends up hanging out with them.
He goes to the cremation of care ceremony that Alex Jones videotapes and misrepresents as some sort of a satanic thing.
And the reality of it is that the cremation of care ceremony is this thing where you have all these super powerful people who have crazy stressful lives.
It's much the same as really rich people often go to dominatrixes to get the power taken away, have a symbolic power exchange.
jordan holmes
For somebody who's in control all the time, nothing is more tantalizing than losing that control.
dan friesen
Exactly.
And in this case, these people have such scrutinized lives and such stress that they go to this place where they can privately let loose, maybe do some gay stuff, get drunk all the time.
Put on little musical numbers, have people give speeches, and that's basically a lot of what goes on there.
There's a lot of politics discussion that goes on now, too, much more than originally.
jordan holmes
It's a Borgia party.
dan friesen
Yeah, more or less.
And so the cremation of care ceremony is where you have a manifestation of care who comes in, which is what is burned in effigy eventually.
And it is this idea of the stresses and the cares of the outside world, and they bring it in on a boat, a pontoon boat, to this ritual space in front of the giant owl of wisdom, the giant owl Moloch.
jordan holmes
God, I hate rich people.
unidentified
Who is voiced by Walter Cronkite.
dan friesen
And so they have this ritualistic play wherein all of the cares of the outside world are burned in front of this owl of wisdom.
And it's only able to be burned by the everlasting flame that never goes out throughout the entire week's long celebration.
jordan holmes
It's a bunch of rich people LARPing in a sex romp.
dan friesen
And a summer camp.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I think it's fucking awesome.
I think it sounds amazing.
jordan holmes
It sounds fucking stupid, but I want to go and get shit-faced.
dan friesen
I would go in a heartbeat.
If I could have gone at some point.
I don't care that it's, quote, the faggiest goddamn thing Nixon has ever seen.
That's a direct quote.
jordan holmes
That's a direct quote from Nixon?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's a good thing Alex Jones got in there to expose it.
dan friesen
Yeah, so those are two things that happened over a decade before Alex ostensibly, allegedly revealed it to the public.
And this guy, Philip Weiss, it's a long read, but I recommend everybody reading his article here about his infiltration because it's, first of all, he's a great writer.
jordan holmes
Yeah, clearly he's got some chops.
dan friesen
It's pithy.
It's witty, it's really great, and it's a really interesting window into sort of the reality of what the Bohemian Club is more than Alex's satanic nonsense that he spouts.
jordan holmes
It's like if Hunter S. Thompson didn't make up what he was talking about.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
So the other problem that Alex Jones has with his movie that he put out, his documentary about breaking into Bohemian Grove, is that...
A couple people have done some really good analysis on it, and one question keeps jumping out, and that is, why do all of the things that seem the craziest about Bohemian Grove, why is none of that on camera?
Why is that just Alex's narration over shots of trees and stuff like that?
He talks about how he sees surveillance equipment everywhere.
But it doesn't show wires going all around the trees.
Doesn't show none of that is on camera.
OK, he talks about seeing all sorts of things and none of it is presented within the documentary.
Further, he says that he gets accosted by sheriffs on his way in to try and break.
It's not on tape.
He just says that it happened.
There's no reason to believe that it actually happened.
When you're making a documentary, you really gotta show and prove what you're doing.
jordan holmes
Not Alex's strong suit.
dan friesen
Instead, what they do have is shaky footage of trees when he's allegedly hiking to break into the camp.
jordan holmes
He made the Blair Witch Project.
dan friesen
Basically.
It's found footage.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
The other problem is he's walking around in these trees and then it cuts.
And it says half an hour later to try and create the illusion that he hiked around in the woods to find his way in.
jordan holmes
He walked so far.
He walked so far.
dan friesen
This awesome video that I've linked to here on knowledgefight.com.
Like I said, I'll post the link.
This guy took Google Maps and found the spots exactly where Alex was.
jordan holmes
Sometimes I love the internet.
dan friesen
It's so amazing.
jordan holmes
Sometimes I love the internet.
dan friesen
Basically, what he ended up doing in that alleged half hour is walked about 50 feet.
He made almost, like, the area that he would have to walk to get to where he says he ends up, this parking lot, this parking area where he ends up and gets picked up by a shuttle, is so close to the external road.
There's no way that it would take half an hour.
jordan holmes
Jesus.
dan friesen
Even with his bloated, out-of-shape ass.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
There's no way.
It's just literally impossible.
The only explanation...
jordan holmes
He got an in.
He got a guest pass.
dan friesen
No.
Oh.
That's possible.
A lot of conspiracy theorists think that.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
A lot of weirdos on the internet are like, obviously it's because he's part of the globalists.
jordan holmes
That makes perfect sense.
dan friesen
And he was just there because they wanted to expose it.
jordan holmes
Perfect.
dan friesen
Right.
unidentified
I love it.
dan friesen
The more likely reality is, if that half hour delay did happen, it's Alex Jones- He took a nap?
It's Alex Jones fucking psyching himself out in the middle of the woods.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Where he's like, and he's afraid to try and break in.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
That's possible, and that's why it's cut.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
The other possibility is he wants to present it as it's super hard to get in, but as Philip Weiss experienced, it's really not all that hard.
jordan holmes
You just gotta walk in.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And so I don't think he necessarily had a pass, or someone who was like, you get in, or whatever.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I think that the shuttle that shows up doesn't check people's IDs necessarily.
unidentified
Of course not.
dan friesen
So if you're in the Bohemian Grove parking area, which is clearly accessible...
And really, as these Google Maps show, not far from the road.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
If you're in there, they just pick you up and take you in.
jordan holmes
Huh.
dan friesen
Because it's just a shuttle that runs consistently.
So he gets in there.
jordan holmes
It's like an airport shuttle.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So the other problem is if you look at it, it's light out when he gets picked up by the shuttle.
And then there's not a whole lot that goes on.
And then he has footage of the cremation of care ceremony.
And it's pitch black.
It's just completely dark out.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
So he's been hanging out.
dan friesen
He must have.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And none of that footage is shown.
He just tells you what has happened.
And he's like, I went to this place, this place, and this place.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And then, bam, it's super dark out.
It's the dead of night.
And then they don't show how they leave.
Huh.
unidentified
So...
jordan holmes
So his entire career is built on something that people have already done.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And is clearly edited in a way that is...
dan friesen
Manipulative.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
And most likely didn't even really matter.
dan friesen
The most likely scenario is that it's...
I imagine maybe security's beefed up now just because of the horrifying world we live in.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
But this is pre-9-11.
This was in 2000.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You could even still steal a plane back then.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Multiple.
I think that they're...
Like, here's my...
Real-world scenario of what I think happened.
He knew that this was a very opportunistic way he could make a name for himself because he wasn't cutting it as a local conspiracy guy.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
And so he maybe read Philip Weiss's article.
Maybe he knew about the Grove from these news reports that do exist from the past.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
dan friesen
And so, I mean, he'd have to go all the way to California from Texas.
It's a big trip.
So he has to get something out of it.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
So he knows he can sneak in pretty easily, but he has to present it as really difficult, because otherwise this isn't this sacred space that he's broken into.
It's just, you went to these old dudes' gay camp.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Enjoy.
So he gets in.
And there's nothing nefarious happening.
jordan holmes
Which maybe is an even better...
Like, that's an even better thing if you just catch fucking Nixon banging a dude.
dan friesen
But it doesn't feed his globalist narrative necessarily.
jordan holmes
No, of course not.
dan friesen
And that would be crazy if you put that out.
jordan holmes
That would be fucking hilarious.
dan friesen
That would be problematic as a documentary.
So he knows that he can get in easily.
He gets in.
And when he's inside, there's not all that crazy shit happening except people drinking a ton.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And so he narrates what...
He wants the audience to think happened, which isn't what happened.
He just wandered around.
People are probably like, eh, how's it going?
Cheers.
Drinking.
Don't know that it's fucking Alex Jones because he's not a media figure at this time.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So he just blends in a bunch of drunk people.
He sees the cremation of care ceremony.
And it does, if you don't know what it is, it does look fucking weird.
It's a bunch of people in cloaks burning something in effigy.
jordan holmes
I know what it is, and it's still weird.
unidentified
Oh, it's fucking weird as shit.
jordan holmes
Knowledge has changed my ability to be like, fucking what?
dan friesen
But it's weird on the same level that taking communion is weird.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That sort of thing.
Everything out of context is fucking weird.
You're eating the body of...
What are you doing?
You're eating flesh and blood?
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Anyway.
jordan holmes
It's good stuff.
dan friesen
So he goes and he's like, oh, yeah.
I can twist this.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And so he twists it into a fucking satanic thing.
Never wrestles with the fact that...
He's lying.
And then it's perfect.
jordan holmes
That's another subtitle to the Alex Jones biography.
Never wrestles with the fact that he's lying.
dan friesen
It's perfect, though, because you have all of these powerful people who do go there.
It is a real social club that tons of elites in business and politics go to.
Right.
If you can use that as a way to connect them all in some sort of shadowy, evil organization, satanic shit.
jordan holmes
A star is born!
dan friesen
Exactly.
And unfortunately, upon scrutiny, none of it matches up.
None of it is real.
Alex, you busted.
jordan holmes
Man, it makes...
Oh!
unidentified
Oh!
jordan holmes
Yes!
dan friesen
I want to give this caveat to the busting.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So, Alex Jones...
jordan holmes
Alex, you're 90% busted.
dan friesen
He claims that a lot of the reason that there's not footage of a bunch of stuff is because he's using one-hour tapes.
One-hour long tapes.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
But even if that's true, there's at least, like, there have to be 20-something hours of footage that wasn't used in this documentary.
jordan holmes
Right, of course.
dan friesen
So, Alex, you can be un-busted.
jordan holmes
Release the footage.
dan friesen
Release the raw tapes.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
And hopefully you did it on VHS because beta max players are really hard to find.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I'm willing to believe you.
I mean, not about the conclusions you draw about the Satanism and stuff.
Also not willing to believe you about you exposing it because we have documented evidence of years before you going in.
It being out in a very public thing.
But I'm willing to believe that you broke in if you will release the full tapes.
Which you won't do because you're a liar.
And you're a propagandist.
jordan holmes
And also because you don't listen to the show.
dan friesen
No, that's true.
And you faked the thing that made you famous.
Congratulations!
jordan holmes
That is such a perfect origin story for this inveterate, unending, monstrous liar.
dan friesen
Well, you find out that this is probably a lie.
And that's like, oh yeah, that checks out.
You find out that his dad bought him a radio show.
It's like, well, that checks out.
jordan holmes
You find out that his mom kicked him off of her knee when he was six.
dan friesen
Checks out.
All of the past checks out, but not the way he wants it to.
jordan holmes
And Alex, if you are listening, I want to know.
dan friesen
Alex, would you like to be a policy wonk?
jordan holmes
Did you kill your dog, Nank?
You gotta tell us.
dan friesen
Yeah, you gotta now.
And release the tapes.
jordan holmes
And release the tapes of you murdering your dog, Nank.
Anyways, I think that means...
dan friesen
Hey, what's going on?
jordan holmes
This is Jordan.
Fool!
unidentified
What?!
dan friesen
That was Walter Cronkite as the owl.
unidentified
You busted.
You busted.
dan friesen
So anyway, we'll be back with a full episode very shortly, but for now, you can find us at knowledgefight.com.
jordan holmes
We love you, and join the Policy Wonks.
Follow us on at knowledge underscore fight on Twitter.
dan friesen
Each one to each one.
Tell your friends.
jordan holmes
You know, look us up on iTunes, leave a review.
That way more people can find us.
And if you'd like to become a policy wonk...
dan friesen
Yeah, you may.
And please, if you're considering donating, we are...
We're serious about trying to start a public access TV show.
jordan holmes
We actually really are.
I want to do that so bad.
dan friesen
We need funding for it, because I don't think either of us have a good camera.
We need to set up this desk in some way.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's minimal expenses, but it's stuff I can't handle.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So if you'd like to donate, we'll be going towards that.
Anyway!
Jordan?
jordan holmes
Hey!
You know, I know the Bohemian Grove thing, really that kind of narrative is dead.
dan friesen
That story is dead.
jordan holmes
It's dead.
Can I ask you a question?
dan friesen
Is it about a potential member of Bohemian Grove?
jordan holmes
I think it might be.
Actually, my real question is, how's John Rappaport doing?
dan friesen
He still lives!
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
dan friesen
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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