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May 30, 2017 - Knowledge Fight
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#46: June 18, 2015

Today, Dan reveals to Jordan the beginning of his research into what happened to Alex Jones by telling him all about the things that happened on The Alex Jones Show on June 18, 2015. Topics include: What does Alex think about the Charleston shooting? Should you change your phone number every few years? Have Alex's guns ever been used in a murder? Did Alex have help in developing his 2016 savior complex?

Participants
Main voices
a
alex jones
14:19
d
dan friesen
01:30:22
j
jordan holmes
01:04:02
l
larry nichols
07:21
Appearances
r
rev clenard childress
02:20
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d
david knight
00:15
j
jakari jackson
00:07
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
alex jones
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes who like to sit around, drink red wine, and explore the wacky shenanigans of Mr. Jones.
That's Alex, if you're nasty.
jordan holmes
That is...
dan friesen
That was the reverse of Janet Jackson.
jordan holmes
That was very much very strange.
dan friesen
Alex, Mr. Jones, if you're nasty.
jordan holmes
Sorry.
And there is a twist on this.
dan friesen
There is.
jordan holmes
This is a no-nonsense intro we're doing right here.
dan friesen
Yes, absolutely.
jordan holmes
Neither of us are fucking around.
There's no, like, pretending that we don't know what this show is about.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
We're fucking getting right into this.
dan friesen
This is a pretzel-level twist.
jordan holmes
This intro is rock solid, one-to-one, getting in, getting out.
unidentified
See if you can vamp a little more.
jordan holmes
I don't know anything about Alex Jones, and you, my friend...
dan friesen
I can tell you everything about him.
jordan holmes
And that is the rub.
dan friesen
And so today, we are going to be having a really fun episode that is going to take us...
It's going to jettison us in an entirely new direction with the show.
And hence, we are drinking a little wine by the name of The Expedition.
Because this will be the beginning of a very important expedition.
jordan holmes
You know a lot of people die on expeditions.
dan friesen
And we may.
jordan holmes
Alright.
dan friesen
We may very well uncover something that will get us killed.
jordan holmes
Okay, I'm in.
dan friesen
Probably not.
jordan holmes
You win some, you lose some.
dan friesen
Before we do, I would like to play this out-of-context drop from an episode back in 2015 that is a little bit longer than our out-of-context drops, but very much worth it.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
Now, I had neighbors that had peacocks, and they would get downright annoying.
But in a way, it was kind of cool.
But man, they screech.
But then owls killed them, so I guess that took care of that problem.
Everybody I know has had peacocks, only have them about six months, because the owls come in and take them out.
At night, they don't even eat them, they just fly in and kill them.
High speed, boom, basically knock their heads off.
Break their necks.
But redhorn owls are amazing.
One time I saw one kill a pigeon.
Sitting on a power line.
It was getting dark.
And this big owl just flies by.
unidentified
Pow!
Hits that pigeon.
jordan holmes
This is on his show, right?
He's not just talking to somebody from a distance.
alex jones
And didn't grab the pigeon.
Just killed it for sport, I guess.
Saw a hawk kill a pigeon off a power pole one time.
unidentified
What is fucking happening?
alex jones
But it hit the ground and the hawk came down.
Why are you just randomly talking about shit?
jordan holmes
You team died!
alex jones
Side issue.
dan friesen
It's a side issue.
unidentified
Side issue!
dan friesen
It's just bird death talk.
jordan holmes
It just turns into death.
Ah, here's all the stuff that's killed a pigeon recently.
dan friesen
I've done seen it once.
jordan holmes
And he's laughing at the fact that these owls just murdered his neighbor's peacocks in the middle of the night.
He's just like, oh, those peacocks were annoying.
I'm glad owls murdered my neighbor's peacock.
dan friesen
Alex has seen a lot of brutality happen in the avian kingdom.
jordan holmes
It sure seems like it.
dan friesen
Side issue.
I'd like to give a shout out to our new donator.
Thank you very much, Lance.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk!
dan friesen
Congratulations on becoming a policy wonk.
He has donated on the time travel level, and so we'll be doing a special episode based on his time traveling specifications.
jordan holmes
Welcome to the fold, Lance.
dan friesen
We're glad to have you.
Today, though, I have gone on my own time travel adventure.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Because as I have hinted in past episodes, I have undertaken something of an investigation.
This investigation is ongoing, but I am currently ready to share the beginning of it.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
And tell the listeners...
jordan holmes
I swear to God, if this is Hillary's emails all over again, I'm going to find you.
dan friesen
Dude, guess what?
It's not.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
So I decided at some point when I found an archive of old episodes, I decided that I wanted to figure out exactly where Alex Jones lost his mind.
That was something that is of important consequence to me, because I'm afraid it's going to happen to me.
jordan holmes
You're trying to find your own, like, sell-by date?
Is that what's going on here?
dan friesen
It's like that episode of Lost where Desmond has to find his constant.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
I have to find Alex Jones far enough in the past where he was sane.
jordan holmes
Right.
And then we have to stop right before you get to that point.
dan friesen
Exactly.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
That is the plan.
jordan holmes
You're just going to teach me the signs and then it will be up to me to, you know, kill you, I suppose.
Please do.
Yeah.
That's really the only option.
dan friesen
Once I turn zombie, take me out.
jordan holmes
Alright.
I will play the cranberries while that is happening.
dan friesen
I have a lot of experience with Alex from the past, and I had listened to his show at some points for entertainment way back, and I knew that he was not the same person he is in 2017.
So I wanted to know what the fuck happened.
So I've gone back and I've listened to episodes, and he's still a bigot and an idiot way back.
But he's changed.
And I think...
The Trump campaign has changed him.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
That's what we speculated from the very beginning.
dan friesen
And so I have isolated a start date of my investigation to June 16th, 2015.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Which is the day that Donald Trump descended that escalator and announced his candidacy for president.
jordan holmes
So, time traveling wise, that is our new Kill Baby Hitler moment, right?
dan friesen
Well, no.
It turns out not.
But that...
That is where I am beginning my investigation.
And I can say with absolute certainty that Alex Jones is not 2017 Alex Jones on June 16th.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
He doesn't support Donald Trump.
He has no knowledge of Donald Trump to any external observer.
If you listen to the show, he doesn't bring him up once.
He announces his candidacy on the 17th, the June 17th show.
That peacock clip was from that show.
He's on that tip.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
He does a half-hour interview with a lady who the city of Visalia, California, told that she couldn't keep goats in her house.
He did a half-hour talk to her.
jordan holmes
Was that like them communicating with each other on a farm-based level?
Just like, hey, you can't sell goats or own goats?
Well, guess what?
My neighbor can't fucking own peacocks.
I'll stick my trained owls on them.
And guess what?
These owls eat fucking goats, lady.
Keep them wherever you want.
dan friesen
They kill goats for fun.
Yes, that was an offshoot of that conversation.
He's on some Agenda 21 shit.
The episode's not worth us covering.
It's not very interesting, but he...
unidentified
The peacocks would beg to differ.
dan friesen
That is fun.
He also has a guest who speculates that gold is going to be selling at $50,000 an ounce.
jordan holmes
Shortly?
dan friesen
Shortly.
jordan holmes
That's a pretty big jump.
dan friesen
Yeah, it would be about a $49,000 an ounce jump.
jordan holmes
Eh, I can see it.
dan friesen
I'll tell you what, it never happened.
jordan holmes
It didn't?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
That would be the wildest day in history.
dan friesen
Since 2015, the highest gold has ever been is $1,300 an ounce.
So they really shot that mark.
They were shooting the moon.
jordan holmes
That would destroy global currency.
Like, the entire world's economy would just end.
dan friesen
Everything would be kind of fun, though.
Like, it would destroy the currency in a really weird way.
And if you had any gold.
Hooray!
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But even then, your gold then becomes worthless because it's worth...
No, it's...
You can't go to...
It's like going to a...
Corner store and trying to break 100.
dan friesen
Yeah, whatever you have is only worth what someone is able or willing to give you for it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
Nothing.
Also, it's worth mentioning that Alex Jones, to this day and back in 2015 and forever, has been distributed by GCN, Genesis Communications Network, which is a company that's owned by a guy named Ted Anderson.
who also owns Midas Resources, a gold sales company.
jordan holmes
Gold.
unidentified
Gotcha.
dan friesen
So him having this guy on, ooh, that's coincidental.
jordan holmes
That is coincidental.
dan friesen
Yeah, so it's mostly that shit, and then this Agenda 21 fears with the goat lady, and also a story about a guy who lived in, I believe, Huntsville, Alabama.
So, he's the hero of our story.
Uh, no.
jordan holmes
No?
dan friesen
No heroes.
He just sets up a trailer and wants to live off the grid.
He's got solar panels and he claims that everything's cool.
And the city's like, you have to have your home up to code.
You don't have consistent water.
We don't know if you have winter-proofed this house.
So you just gotta move outside city limits.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You can't live within the city, especially if you have kids, if you don't have a home that's up to code.
And he's like, nah, I'm being oppressed.
So that's Alex's whole angle on it, too.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
He's being impressed!
That gets you up to speed on the 17th.
That's one day after Donald Trump announces his candidacy.
Unfortunately, on the night of the 17th, something very terrible happened.
And that was the shooting.
jordan holmes
An owl was killed by a peacock.
dan friesen
No, it was the shooting at the Charleston Church.
jordan holmes
Oh, fuck me.
dan friesen
The Dylann Roof went in and shot up the...
unidentified
What was it?
dan friesen
The Emanuel African Methodist Church?
jordan holmes
I don't want this to be an entire episode of me screaming in the background.
dan friesen
It's not going to be entirely that, because I think that there's interesting angles we can take to approach Alex's version of it.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And we're going to have to, because it's what's happening.
jordan holmes
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Fine.
Be warned.
Be warned!
dan friesen
Buyer beware.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, no, no.
Oh, man, that one gets to me.
dan friesen
I promise you this isn't a setup where I was like, I'm going to trick you to come over, and then I'm going to force you to talk about this.
Let's just get it out of the way up top.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Horrifying event.
Terrible.
Doesn't really need to be said.
Everyone kind of knows where we stand on this.
jordan holmes
An event that, perhaps more than any other...
It really does.
Because every thought that people had of, like, oh, we're past racism, every single moment of that entire situation is just all of endemic racism in one.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Like, it's all there.
dan friesen
It's out and out white supremacy.
jordan holmes
Oh, absolutely.
dan friesen
It's cuckolding fears.
It's black people are taking over fears.
jordan holmes
You can't sell a loose cigarette without being murdered by the cops if you're black.
But if you murder people in a church, if you murder black people in a church, the cops will take you out to fucking McDonald's.
dan friesen
Certainly.
jordan holmes
That is the type of shit that is...
Beyond fucking the pale.
dan friesen
It's nonsense.
jordan holmes
It is.
It makes me want to burn down churches, but that doesn't make any goddamn sense.
dan friesen
Doesn't make things better.
jordan holmes
No!
dan friesen
But here's the good news.
Alex doesn't wrestle with much of that.
He...
jordan holmes
Good.
dan friesen
I know that this is going to be difficult for you, especially.
jordan holmes
Because I am prone to enragement?
dan friesen
Yes.
And I have similar feelings.
Don't get me wrong.
Even if I don't yell as much as you do, I'm yelling on the inside.
But I think that this is an important document and a very important piece of my investigation of how Alex went wrong.
Because there is an interview with a guy at the end of this that sort of, I think, is foundational to Alex's...
Election 2016 behaviors.
jordan holmes
Radicalization.
dan friesen
Yes.
But then at the same time, the rest of the episode, the body of the episode, very perfectly depicts how Alex Jones goes from ambivalence to false flag.
And it's very interesting.
jordan holmes
False flag campaign?
dan friesen
No, thinking that the shooting was a false flag.
jordan holmes
Oh, fuck.
dan friesen
So I'm going to lay it out ahead of time.
What you're going to experience is, at the start of the episode, Alex can't say one way or the other.
Because he knows how racially charged it would be for him to say, this is fake.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So he's like, I don't know.
I can't say.
There have been a lot of people who have been false flags in the past.
We know that Operation Gladio exists.
All this stuff.
He's just doing that, like, putting his toe in the water.
Just like, eh, maybe?
unidentified
Until...
dan friesen
He has an interview at the end of the episode with a preacher, a Reverend Childress, who comes on and basically just says, come on, this is fake.
And now that a black preacher has said that, Alex is freed up to then robustly bring the narrative.
jordan holmes
So he got permission.
He got the...
No, that's what he thinks he got from that.
But that gives him covering of his ass.
dan friesen
Totally.
jordan holmes
That's what that is.
dan friesen
It's not that he got permission, but it gives him cover.
It's the same as, like, I have black friends.
He's like, I talked to Reverend Childress, he says the exact same thing.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
And I understand how...
jordan holmes
I'm not being racial.
That guy's black.
dan friesen
And I understand how kind of maybe racish it is for me to even suggest that that's what's going on.
jordan holmes
No, that's exactly what's going on.
dan friesen
Over the course of the episode, it feels very clear that that's what's going on.
jordan holmes
That's what's going on!
dan friesen
Also, before Childress, as they have this interview, Alex Jones brings Jakari Jackson in to co-host with him.
jordan holmes
Once again.
dan friesen
Because, like, we gotta have our black reporter here.
jordan holmes
Everything's fine!
Everything's fine!
dan friesen
And Jakari Jackson says almost nothing and sits there uncomfortably.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So, a secondary element of my investigation is, why did Jakari Jackson quit?
jordan holmes
I think there's one, two...
Look, there's just so much a man can take.
There's so much a man can take.
dan friesen
Alex Jones makes me sit here silently while he interviews this preacher.
jordan holmes
He goes home and is like, I don't know if I can do this anymore.
dan friesen
It's a little messed up.
But we're going to start this with the first clip.
This is how he starts the episode.
And I will say that it starts kind of okay, but it deteriorates really quickly.
And then Alex introduces what is going to be his sort of driving narrative about why this shooting isn't the biggest deal in the world, and it's in pretty poor taste.
So, I'm sorry.
alex jones
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for joining us.
Very tragic events have taken place in Charleston on the East Coast.
A deranged, classically mentally ill-looking young man has bussed into a church last night and basically sat there for an hour before shooting and killing execution-style nine black people on a white-on-black racial attack.
And this is one of these events that I call a Rosetta Stone.
There are a lot of them that are.
But you can take this event and look at every angle of our problems through it and learn a lot.
Number one, I don't mean this sarcastically, Dylan Roof, who's now in police custody, who walked around and posted to Facebook in places himself wearing South African apartheid attire and patches.
unidentified
This is like a fucking horror movie where I'm just waiting for that fucking thing to drop.
alex jones
Or gone to medical school to be an abortionist and then he could kill tens of thousands of black people in his career and be called a great member of society.
And that's what the smart racists do.
unidentified
Wow!
alex jones
That's why myself and Jakari Jackson and others have gone out and demonstrated and protested out front Planned Parenthood here in Austin, Texas and a bunch of death-loving scum, spiritual kindreds, I would say, in my opinion.
Crawl out from underneath rocks to come and attack us.
dan friesen
So within a minute of starting his show, like you said, he could have just stopped.
jordan holmes
Could have just stopped.
dan friesen
He did start with a fairly tasteful, this guy is a crazy person.
jordan holmes
He's a crazy person.
dan friesen
It's a racial crime.
jordan holmes
This is a white-on-black racial crime.
Full stop!
dan friesen
Within a minute of just talking, he's like, but the bigger deal is, or if he wanted to actually kill more black people, he should have become an abortionist.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Yeah!
I mean, great.
jordan holmes
That's what smart racists do.
dan friesen
Great spin.
jordan holmes
Smart racists, they get rid of all of this public racism and they go straight for the pre-racism.
Pre-racism.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, have you ever seen Minority Report?
That's really what that is.
unidentified
Sure, sure.
jordan holmes
That's what's going on.
dan friesen
So, the abortion rates are kind of interesting to look at.
The minorities do have higher abortion rates than white populations.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
But all numbers have been dropping pretty consistently for years.
The reason that most experts who have looked at the numbers give is...
jordan holmes
Money!
dan friesen
That's a really big part of it.
jordan holmes
Money, money, money, money.
dan friesen
Access to healthcare, contraception, that sort of thing, is really what the true story is about it.
It is not that people want to kill black children, and so they support...
It's a crooked narrative.
jordan holmes
It's a bullshit anti-abortion argument that my dad has made 300 million times and you're just sitting there going, stop!
Shut the fuck up!
Then think for one second.
What do you care more about?
That these babies are born or that anybody can fucking feed them?
And the answer to those anti-abortion people is always...
Life stops being worth caring about at conception.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
They're fucking monstrous.
So they're happily willing to watch hundreds of thousands of children starve, especially in the United States where we have hundreds of thousands of children starving right now or going hungry.
But no, it's fucking anti-abortionists who need to fucking make sure that we get more and more goddamn babies in there.
And if you don't want that, if you want abortion legalized, then you're fucking racist.
Because 50% of all black babies have been abortionated or whatever the fuck they want to lie about.
That's something that Alex Jones has said before is that 50% of all black babies are fucking abortion.
dan friesen
It's up to 51 on this episode.
jordan holmes
It's up to 51?
God damn it!
dan friesen
So that's a majority.
jordan holmes
Well, then they now have control of Congress, I guess.
I don't know.
I don't know.
They can fucking appoint a Supreme Court justice, sure.
dan friesen
If you take reality out of the equation, it's actually a really good spin for him to make, because it would be incredibly difficult for him to wrestle with the idea that this was a white supremacist who celebrated apartheid South Africa, who celebrated Rhodesia, who had the express purpose of wanting to trigger a race war.
It would be very difficult.
So his first volley is nine people are dead, 51% of black children are aborted.
jordan holmes
What's the larger crime?
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Who's going in here for the greater good?
dan friesen
His secondary argument is, look, a lot of people have been brain-controlled to commit crimes, and he lists off the Unabomber, Timothy McVeigh, these folks.
jordan holmes
Timothy McVeigh, noted right-wing...
Racist murderer who wanted to start a race war.
dan friesen
Guy who specifically said that taxes were an act of war against people.
jordan holmes
Was radicalized by the Waco bullshit.
dan friesen
Indeed.
jordan holmes
Anti-government all the way.
dan friesen
Very similar to Alex in many ways.
jordan holmes
Very similar to Alex in many ways.
dan friesen
Alex claims that Timothy McVeigh had a chip in his head and that they were controlling him through that.
jordan holmes
Oh, that makes sense.
dan friesen
And I did a little bit of research into that and I did find an article written by a lady who had a...
UCLA email address.
I don't know if she actually taught at UCLA or was a student.
I have no idea.
jordan holmes
Or if she just got one.
She worked there for a while.
dan friesen
She wrote a really...
It appears scholarly, based on her connection to UCLA, article about how Timothy McVeigh probably was being mind-controlled.
But then if you look into her past at all...
She is an incredibly active member of UFO conspiracy communities.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
So it kind of goes part and parcel with that.
jordan holmes
Well, she wasn't until she wrote that article, and then she became mind-controlled to make sure that you would never believe the truth.
Right.
And, like, the Unabomber is kind of a really, really smart Alex Jones.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
Well...
jordan holmes
Like a super genius level Alex Jones would get rid of all of the racism stuff and be like, listen, it's actually all of society!
It's not a small group of it!
We all need to get out of here!
Get rid of all of this shit!
Let's move back to the woods and fight owls because they're stealing our peacocks!
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
And, like, imagine if Ted Kaczynski had to fill four hours a day.
Like, I know that manifesto's long.
jordan holmes
He barely even had 16,000 pages!
Come on, man!
Come on!
dan friesen
So, like, Alex, he's struggling to find...
jordan holmes
Not 16,000 pages, 16,000 words.
dan friesen
Right, right, right.
16,000 pages.
jordan holmes
That would be ridiculous.
That's as many emails as Hillary left or whatever.
dan friesen
Come on now.
unidentified
Yeah!
jordan holmes
Documents!
dan friesen
Alex is struggling at this point to find the foothold of what the narrative is going to be, and I think he's caught off guard a little bit.
And he does know...
jordan holmes
He wasn't ready to deal with this.
dan friesen
He does know that coming out immediately and saying it's fake will open him up to accusations.
So he can't do that.
And here is how he sort of ambivalently talks about...
jordan holmes
Yeah, because this is way post-Sandy Hook.
So he kind of already knows, like, uh-oh, mass shootings are a place that I don't necessarily want to jump into.
dan friesen
Well, he also knows...
I think he does know from the jump that the narrative has to be...
Gun control.
Like, it has to be about how they're going to take our guns with this.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
But he doesn't know how to get there.
And so he's struggling throughout the course of the episode because he has to say, essentially, that it's fake in order for it to be like, this is a plan to take our guns.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
But he can't do that, like I said, because it opens him up to way too much very justifiable attack of racism.
And so we get into this next clip, which is the first time false flaggery comes up.
alex jones
Some will say, is it a false flag?
Well, because our government and other governments have been caught carrying out mass shooting false flags, and because it's in Operation Northwoods that they would wound people and shoot people at public places and then blame it on their political enemies as a pretext for war with Cuba, because this happened in Operation Gladio back in the 1950s and 60s and 70s in Europe, you have to say we have to look at that.
I don't think that's what this is.
unidentified
Good.
alex jones
It could be.
jordan holmes
Not good.
alex jones
But we've seen other demons target white churches, black churches, Jewish synagogues.
jordan holmes
All lives matter!
alex jones
It was a famous case back in the late 90s in Fort Worth where a guy went in and shot and killed 14 people.
Mainly a white church.
It was a white guy doing it.
He was a Navy veteran.
And then it turned out he told his neighbors he was under mind control, and I thought, oh, probably schizophrenic, until they talked to one neighbor and they said, no, we saw him one day being drug out by people in what looked like Navy uniforms and thrown in a white van.
This is decades after he'd been in the Navy.
You can look up that case.
dan friesen
And I did.
So what he's talking about there as his sort of example of white churches being attacked...
Was a gentleman by the name of Larry Gene Ashbrook.
He, on September 15, 1999, killed seven people and injured a further seven at a post-See You at the Pole rally, featuring a concert by the Christian rock group 40 Days before committing suicide himself.
It occurred at Wedgwood Baptist Church in Fort Worth in 1999.
Now, the interesting thing about this is the stuff about his neighbors saying that he was dragged out by vans and stuff like that, that's completely unconfirmable.
But what we can confirm is that his motivation...
Was that he hated Baptists.
jordan holmes
Oh.
dan friesen
It was a religiously based crime.
Where he went in.
jordan holmes
He hated Baptists?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's a really specific one, though.
dan friesen
Well, he was a member of a group.
There was a private investigator.
This came out in the news.
jordan holmes
The ABL, Anti-Baptist League.
dan friesen
The most intriguing new detail came from Houston writer and private investigator John Craig, who said he interviewed Ashbrook in the presence of several Ku Klux Klan members in spring of 1997.
The co-writer of a book on white supremacists, Craig said that Ashbrook boasted of his membership in the Phineas Priests, a loose-knit, virulently racist movement that advocates the killing of minorities and Jews.
Buford Furrow, who allegedly shot up a Jewish daycare center in Los Angeles in August, is also believed to be a Phineas Priest.
He is a member of a group called the Phineas Priests, who are also part of an offshoot of this group called Christian Identity.
And they are a group that are...
jordan holmes
Right-wing terrorists!
dan friesen
It is a Christian identity beliefs were primarily developed and promoted by two authors who regarded Europeans as the chosen people and Jews as the cursed offspring of Cain.
jordan holmes
Man, everybody hates the Jews!
dan friesen
Yeah, it's true.
jordan holmes
Why?
dan friesen
Let it go, guys!
They also have a belief that Baptists are a bastardized version of Christianity because of their acceptance and because they don't rigidly adhere to these European...
Nationalist, supremacist ideals.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but there's so many.
Like, you could go with Unitarians.
Like, why pick Baptists?
That has the feel of, like, a guy who is fucking nuts just deciding, like, God, Dan, at that fucking Baptist church.
Didn't get my change right at the grocery store.
So that's because of Baptists.
They don't know math.
dan friesen
It's possible.
jordan holmes
Let's start killing all of them.
dan friesen
It's possible.
But I think the more reasonable argument is that Unitarians are too far gone.
They're not even Christians.
These Baptists need to be got back in line.
And maybe if I shock them, they'll realize that they've strayed and come back.
Something like that.
jordan holmes
God damn it.
dan friesen
I'm trying to put myself in a crazy headspace, and it's very difficult.
jordan holmes
That's as close as we're going to get.
dan friesen
So there was a guy named Jeremiah Nietz who survived the shooting.
He was a 19-year-old former football lineman, and he recounted a conversation that he had during the shooting.
And this is a quote from him.
I don't know why, but I just sat there looking at him as he came towards me.
When he got within about five feet, he pointed one of his guns at me and just glared.
I told him, Sir, you don't have to be doing this.
He told me to shut the hell up.
Then he asked me what my religion was, and I told him I was a Christian, a Baptist.
He said, That sucks, and that it was a stupid religion.
Nietzsche replied, No, sir, it doesn't suck.
It's a wonderful thing.
God put me on this earth for a reason.
I'm certain of that.
Ashbrook fired several more rounds and yelled, this religion is bullshit.
And then he sat down and said, fuck off, and shot himself in the head.
unidentified
So...
jordan holmes
Well, one good thing happened.
dan friesen
Yeah, he was a crazy person.
And investigators, after the fact, when they went to his house, they discovered that he had virtually destroyed the interior of his house.
Holes were bashed into the walls with crowbars.
The toilet was filled with concrete, and the fruit trees growing in the backyard had been poisoned.
He was just a nut.
He was a completely crazy person.
And though he was involved in racist organizations, like these Phineas priests, Christian identity, clearly had some relation to the Klan.
That wasn't not...
It was just about Baptists.
Like, it wasn't...
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, it was...
He was going to...
He was most likely a loaded gun.
Like, it wasn't...
It wasn't he was specifically going after Baptists.
dan friesen
No, he was.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
I mean, I know he was.
dan friesen
Sorry.
jordan holmes
He's a fucking lunatic who was accepted by these people.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's what it was.
So this dude is crazy, probably rammed to the gills with PTSD.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Meets up with these KKK guys who support everything he believes.
Keeps getting kind of promoted into these cooler and cooler, like, little inner circle things.
And they just basically prime him with all of this bullshit.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Just like, hey, it could have been anything.
It could have been like, hey, you know who the real problem is?
It's fucking...
I don't know.
Pick a group.
dan friesen
That's how hate groups work.
They take people who are disenchanted, disenfranchised, and they gradually lead them down the path.
It's the same with cults.
Like Scientology, you don't know the end until you're too far in to do anything about it.
You get indoctrinated into these hate groups, and you maybe don't realize they're hate groups until...
It's like, oh fuck, I'm already in deep.
jordan holmes
It's a suicide bomber.
dan friesen
And it's the same thing with Alex.
jordan holmes
It's a suicide bomber.
It's the same fucking thing.
That's what he was.
He was a suicide bomber.
Just because he had a gun instead of a bomb doesn't make him any less of a terrorist.
dan friesen
Yeah, he killed seven people, four of which were teens.
But the point that he went to a white church is super irrelevant.
And it's just Alex trying to make false equivalencies.
So we get on to the next clip.
jordan holmes
Hey, black people died.
Well, guess what?
White people died too.
So that means everything's fine and we never have to confront the fact that this whole goddamn country is filled with racist fucks and we're never going to be rid of it.
dan friesen
Not the whole country, but a lot of it.
A lot of it.
jordan holmes
No, it's the whole fucking place.
dan friesen
Every part of the country.
jordan holmes
It's infiltrated with these horrifying people.
dan friesen
Right.
And the internet is making it worse.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But this next clip is actually kind of fun.
Because Alex, in his rambling, trying to make sure everyone knows that he doesn't like Dylann Roof, accidentally supports gun control.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
In this next clip.
jordan holmes
All right.
We're learning.
We're growing.
alex jones
He's been in and out of trouble, trespassing and other activities.
And he just looks like the textbook case lunatic.
jordan holmes
That is true.
I do agree with him.
alex jones
And let me tell you, if I had a son like that, I would not be giving him a gun.
But that's just common sense.
dan friesen
So there we go.
unidentified
Yes!
dan friesen
It is!
jordan holmes
Don't let those guys have guns!
dan friesen
Now extrapolate that as a parenting technique to a social moree.
jordan holmes
Exactly!
dan friesen
Or how we guide society, and now we have a better world.
jordan holmes
Hey, if you don't like mentally ill people having guns, don't let them have guns!
dan friesen
See, now, this is where we have to get into where Alex Jones is really smart as a propagandist.
Because his whole thing is that they want to take our guns.
When the reality is the people who are interested in gun control don't want to take your guns.
You can have your guns, but we want to make it more regimented.
We want to make it safer.
We want to make a world where it's harder to get a gun because people like this asshole exist.
jordan holmes
And fewer...
You know what?
It doesn't matter if it's harder to get a gun or not.
I want to live in a world where fewer people get shot by guns.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
It doesn't matter to me what the solution is.
It seems obvious that the solution is gun control, but if the solution truly was give everybody ten guns and just wear them all the time, I'm fine with that too.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Just so long as fewer people get fucking murdered.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I'm for it.
dan friesen
We want the end goal, not the process.
jordan holmes
I don't care.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And I think that the reason I was saying he's smart is that every single thing, you have to come out swinging as if it was the thing you're afraid of.
And that way, you are always on the offensive, even when you're being defensive.
So, in the same way that, like, this isn't a thing where people want to take your guns, you have to act like it is.
Because if you don't, you give a little bit of, you show weakness.
And as long as you project strength and aggression at all times, people will, you know, you can't really have an argument with him.
Because he does, in that clip, he agrees, if I was his dad, I would not let him have a gun.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but then his comeback to you would be like, hey, but that's me.
Because I should have the right to do that.
dan friesen
Over my son.
jordan holmes
It shouldn't be the government who should be telling.
I don't want to manny state.
Exactly.
dan friesen
I guess it is problematic.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, you know, that church we just talked about, the...
The white church.
There's another one that Alex wants to bring up.
unidentified
Uh-oh.
dan friesen
And it's an even worse example.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
alex jones
By the way, did you hear ten were shot, ten white people were shot and killed?
jordan holmes
Ten white people?
alex jones
By five black gunmen.
jordan holmes
Well, that means it's all fun.
alex jones
Of course, that was in 1993 when apartheid was ending, and then it came out in the news later that it had been organized and probably paid for.
By groups that wanted to keep apartheid in place.
So there's a London Telegraph reporting on what many believe is a false flag.
dan friesen
He has David Knight on to talk a little bit more about this, but they don't get into any detail or actually talk about what the actual situation they're talking about is.
This is in 1993 in South Africa.
It was the St. James Church Massacre.
I don't know if you've ever heard about this.
jordan holmes
I have not.
dan friesen
It's an event that has sort of slipped through the sands of time.
Because shit was real bad in the 90s in South Africa.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
The end of apartheid was a really difficult time for folks.
So this was one of four major attacks between late 1992 all the way through 1993, perpetrated by the Azanaan People's Liberation Army.
It was a group that was founded after the Sharpville Massacre, which was in 1960, I believe.
And it was a thing where 69 people were killed and 180 injured.
Many shot in the back fleeing.
Police reports claim that, quote, young and inexperienced police members panicked and opened fire on protesters, setting off a chain reaction.
This Sharpville massacre happened during a protest of what was known as pass laws.
Are you aware of pass laws?
jordan holmes
I've heard of them.
I...
Don't quite remember entirely the whole thing.
dan friesen
They were laws that essentially required black citizens in South Africa to carry a passport around with them at all times.
It was a way of trying to limit their movement and was one of the foundational aspects of the apartheid system.
jordan holmes
Right.
It's the voter ID writ large, all day, every day kind of law.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
It's a reasonable thing.
You don't want...
People just going anywhere they want.
dan friesen
You gotta know who people are.
jordan holmes
You gotta know who people are.
What if they're crazy?
What if they're terrorists?
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
We gotta make sure we know who everybody is.
dan friesen
And make sure it's only the black ones.
jordan holmes
Just because it only targets a certain group of people doesn't mean that it's about that.
No!
dan friesen
So in 1960, about 7,000...
unidentified
It's about safety.
jordan holmes
It's your safety, too.
dan friesen
Totally.
About 7,000 people in 1960 were demonstrating against these past laws.
Because originally it was just for men over 16, and then they expanded to include women and younger people, and it was just becoming a thing where, what the fuck, guys?
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So they protested against it, and as we've described, and that was the official report from the police, young and inexperienced cops just opened fire on them.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Some people say that protesters were throwing rocks at the police, but it's unclear.
There are other sources that say that they were completely peaceful and the cops fired on them.
So the APLA, the Azanayan People's Liberation Army, was formed in response to that massacre under the name Poco, but then changed their name later.
And let's be honest, they did do some terrorist shit, but there's a reason.
jordan holmes
I don't want...
So a lot of the people who were...
I would say most of the people who were negatively affected by that group probably didn't...
actively participate.
Right.
unidentified
Probably weren't actively worthy of what they got.
jordan holmes
But I am far more sympathetic to the Azanaean Liberation Party than anybody else.
dan friesen
The APLA's argument was that because of the apartheid system, every white person was complicit How things were operated.
jordan holmes
And I agree.
dan friesen
There is an argument.
I mean, certainly it's not a good enough argument that I would support killing them, but it's definitely true.
jordan holmes
I don't support killing them, and I don't think that would really solve anything, but my empathy for them is massive compared to my empathy for the white people who died.
dan friesen
Also, by the way, Alex said it was 10 people, it was 11, and he said there were five gunmen, there were four.
After the St. James Massacre, all four men responsible were captured and arrested and incarcerated.
They appealed for amnesty from Bishop Desmond Tutu's Truth and Reconciliation Committee, which happened after apartheid because they were like, we don't want to do Nuremberg trials.
We want to try and heal the wounds of society.
And so they appealed to this Truth and Reconciliation Committee, and they ended up meeting with survivors and family members of victims from the massacre that they had carried out, and they reconciled with them.
They understood the ramifications of their actions.
They repented and these sorts of things.
I think that it's a better way to go about society as a whole.
And so they were all granted amnesty by the Truth and Reconciliation Committee.
Now, if that sounds fucked up, that four out of four of the people who carried out this massacre were granted amnesty, consider this.
Only 849 out of the 7,112 applications for amnesty to the Truth and Reconciliation Committee were accepted.
So it was not a rubber stamp thing.
Clearly, they went through the process and found, alright, this makes sense.
jordan holmes
Right.
Well, it's not...
It's not a repeatable behavior.
It's not like a breaking and entering where if you get out of jail, you're going to break and enter somewhere else again or you're going to commit larger crimes.
This was a, you guys systematically oppressed and enslaved my people and we fought back.
If you don't understand why we have at least some justification for fighting like this...
You're an insane person.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
And they were carrying out orders to some extent from their APLA organization.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So they were sort of foot soldiers to a greater extent.
And beyond that, the organization was created in response to police massacres.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So I don't want to...
I would never come out and say I support their actions.
But I do support the conclusion of the Truth and Reconciliation Committee.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's not the right way to do something, but if you don't have sympathy for it, then you're just being unreasonable.
dan friesen
Yeah, and if you don't understand the social dynamics that create stuff like that, you're being intentionally obtuse.
jordan holmes
Well, how...
dan friesen
Like, Alex is being intentionally obtuse for the argument of white nationalism.
jordan holmes
If you get trapped into this system...
That is oppressing you and destroying you at every single turn.
There's no way that you can't begin to feel so helpless that you think, well, what else is there to do but commit acts of violence?
dan friesen
Well, it's like that idea that rioting is the voice of the oppressed.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
To some extent, you can't get recourse for grievances that are real in court if the system is so broken against you.
It sucks, but the only thing you can do is burn down a building.
jordan holmes
Well, the woman who murdered that kid, the cop who murdered that kid and was on trial, was just fucking...
Like, she was cleared of all charges.
Cleared of all charges, even though they had it on camera that she actually murdered that kid, cleared of all charges, and went back to work.
The lady in Oklahoma, Betty Shelby.
Was a police officer who murdered Terrence Crutcher.
Straight up murderer.
Murdered him.
No other way to describe it.
And she was acquitted of all charges and just went straight back to work.
So then, if that type of shit happens, you look at that and you think, there is no justice system.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
There's no justice.
So why would I want to go through these?
Why would I want to be peaceful?
Why would I want to do all of this stuff?
Because I am getting no justice anywhere else.
I have to take justice into my own hands.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
To me, it is, like you said, willfully obtuse to think that riots and the like are some sort of silly action.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Or that the Black Lives Matter protesters want to kill cops.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
That's stupid.
jordan holmes
They want justice.
That's it.
Do you know what you get?
You get justice.
So if it's only applied to you and not to them, get ready for some shit burning down.
dan friesen
Well, yeah, and Alex would argue in favor of riots for this perceived they're going to take our guns shit.
jordan holmes
Oh, exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And it's just really unfair and logically inconsistent.
It's a real bummer.
It's a real bummer.
This next clip that we're going to play here comes almost immediately after he talks very inaccurately about this South African situation that he calls a false flag, which it categorically wasn't.
Also, they imply that it was white people who carried it out and pretended they were black.
I looked up...
jordan holmes
That's trying to get racial cover in, like, all directions.
She's like, no, we're not being racist!
We're not being racist!
It's probably white people, or at the very least it was a false flag run by white people.
It's white people!
We're definitely not being racist about this, so that means we're not being racist about Dylann Roof.
dan friesen
I don't buy his argument at all.
It's so stupid.
But then he comes back, and he makes a stupid prediction that did not come to pass, but also laments the state of being white.
alex jones
The mainstream media hyping racial division and race war in this country 24-7 and creating the perception that blacks are being targeted by white people everywhere for extermination has elicited a lot of low-intensity attacks on whites that, quite frankly, I see almost every day and don't even cover.
Not that I'm covering up that whites are being targeted.
I'll just mention, hey, there are attacks on whites.
They're intensifying.
Here's the crime statistics.
It's very sad.
This is being hyped.
They want to get a race war going.
Whites will start responding.
Mentally ill criminal types.
jordan holmes
Whites responding.
alex jones
And then it could build towards a crescendo.
And you see George Soros and the media pushing for this to federalize police after a summer of rage coming up this summer.
This is it.
This is the big one.
With Obama with a year and a half left.
dan friesen
So that's the dumb prediction.
We can now, two years after, look back and there was not a summer of rage.
I actually had kind of a summer of rage in that I was drunk through most of it.
I was raging pretty good.
But there was not a...
Crack down.
There's not a federalization of the police forces.
jordan holmes
What is that?
Would that be good or bad?
dan friesen
What do you mean?
jordan holmes
Federalizing the police force.
I've never ever heard that before.
What would that even entail?
dan friesen
What he's talking about specifically is he's responding to comments that Al Sharpton made after the Charleston shooting.
And he was talking about how in the civil rights time we needed to involve the federal government and states' rights was the bad guy.
Because the idea that states could decide that blacks can't vote and that sort of thing was a real problem.
jordan holmes
I've never seen states' rights used in that kind of context.
dan friesen
Except for most of the time.
jordan holmes
Who would have guessed that states' rights generally is a really, really bad thing used by really, really bad states?
dan friesen
So even Sharpton's argument about that isn't saying states can't decide anything.
It's that in issues such as human rights, you need to have the federal government oversee Overseed, to some extent, because...
jordan holmes
Pretty much the only reason that we have one.
dan friesen
Because otherwise, you could have, like, I don't know, Oklahoma could just be like, no blacks.
Kick them all out.
I mean, you could do that if states decided everything.
jordan holmes
States' rights.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
States' rights.
unidentified
Let the free market decide, Dan!
dan friesen
Right.
All the businesses would flounder in Oklahoma if they did that.
jordan holmes
Exactly!
They would have no...
dan friesen
Except they wouldn't.
jordan holmes
God, I hate...
dan friesen
Wouldn't work out that way.
jordan holmes
No, of course not.
dan friesen
So Sharpton was arguing that in terms of...
He was responding also to other incidents where, much like that situation you just mentioned, cops kill African Americans and they don't get punished.
unidentified
No punishment at all.
dan friesen
They either slap on the wrist or they try and bury it.
He's talking about systematic racism.
The federal government needs to get involved because otherwise local, state...
Bodies are not taking care of the issue.
jordan holmes
Every major advancement for any kind of racial justice has always come from the top down.
unidentified
It's always come from federal government.
dan friesen
Quite frankly, most people are for it.
But in small pockets, they're not.
And those pockets are densely...
jordan holmes
Populated in shitty states.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So Alex's big fear is this idea of federalization of the police force, and that would be the government, the evil government that he has in his head, takes control of all police, and they use it to create a crackdown in a police state that ends up in taking away everyone's guns, and now we're in a repressive regime.
jordan holmes
Right.
Well, see, the reason that I fixated on that for a second is because I had never heard that before and my
instinct whenever he says it's a bad thing it's a good thing is federalizing police good did somebody have a plan for this that they didn't tell me about and i just hadn't heard that this was a great idea 80 of the time you can know whatever the right thing is is exactly the opposite of what alex is saying this thing i actually do kind of feel like would be much more likely to be on the negative side if there were a giant like there's a whole reason that the uh national guard exists inside the borders and the army doesn't right if you had a federal police system that
unidentified
was completely and utterly above things you know much larger or you know if everybody became the fbi as we all know about the fbi their intentions are not always I agree with that in principle, and the idea of a completely federalized police force is not a good one.
dan friesen
But it's not what people are arguing for.
They're arguing for...
Some federal input to help contain and deal with situations that local and state governments are unwilling to.
jordan holmes
Right, exactly.
dan friesen
That is what that is.
It's the same thing with the misunderstanding gun control versus taking your guns.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's a lack of nuance and knee-jerk propagandist fear.
And so that's the boat he's in.
I have cut out a Paul Joseph Watson report from this episode.
Because I knew that you couldn't handle it.
jordan holmes
Excellent.
Thank you very much, Dan.
dan friesen
It is all just about how whites are the real victims.
jordan holmes
Oh my god.
dan friesen
It's a disaster.
jordan holmes
Oh my god.
dan friesen
So I cut that out entirely.
But in this next clip, we get back to the idea of whether or not the Charleston shooting was fake.
Alex, again, is wrestling with it.
And it's so clear to me in this clip that he wants to say it's fake, but just can't pull the trigger.
alex jones
So those are just some of the angles here.
He's been apprehended.
Who knows how obvious this will get if it is some type of staged event.
And it could be.
I'm not saying it's a staged event, but our government and criminal elements have done things like this before.
The pastor was a state senator.
jordan holmes
Done.
alex jones
For 14 years.
jordan holmes
Proven!
alex jones
The pastor killed in Charleston.
jordan holmes
That's all I needed to know.
alex jones
So it's very, very, very, very suspicious that this is the particular place that was targeted.
jordan holmes
You want to say it?
Say it.
Just say it.
Come out and say it.
dan friesen
That's such bad radio.
jordan holmes
You know you want to say it.
dan friesen
Such long pauses, and it's clear that he's just like, I can't.
Fuck, it's that evil twin.
jordan holmes
It's the same thing.
dan friesen
It's the evil twin holding him back.
jordan holmes
It's the same thing he did immediately following the Pizzagate thing, where he had the new information about the Pizzagate, which was, our government has done stuff like this before, so it could have been.
I'm just asking questions.
It's plausible.
It's plausible.
I'm just asking questions.
dan friesen
It's bad reporting and it's bad broadcasting because it's all just insinuation.
And the idea that he's like, it's suspicious that this is the place that was targeted.
It's an incredibly historic black church.
So it's not suspicious that that was what was targeted by a racist who wanted to start a race war.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's a very sacred place to a lot of people and has a rich history.
So it's not suspicious at all.
jordan holmes
You know what's fascinating to me about the race war arguments?
dan friesen
What's that?
jordan holmes
The people who think that the race war is coming is most of them think that it will be all on one side.
Like, all white people versus all black people.
dan friesen
I'm siding with the black people.
jordan holmes
Most people do not realize that there's a good chunk of us who would be like, Nah, dude, we are not on the white racist side on this one.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
We're kind of, look, I'm white, but I'm not real happy about it.
dan friesen
I'm not thrilled.
unidentified
I mean, It's great.
jordan holmes
All the stuff is nice.
dan friesen
I think it's an important distinction to make, too, that neither of us are ashamed of the fact that we happen to be white.
That's not the case.
But we recognize the history of white people in this country and throughout the world.
And not all of it's bad.
But there is a very, very serious history of oppression.
jordan holmes
Most of it is bad because if you ever read a history book and the sentence you read is then, and then white people showed up, you go, oh, fuck no.
dan friesen
Oh, no.
jordan holmes
That's not going to end well.
dan friesen
I mean, even on our last episode, we completely destroyed Guatemala for bananas.
Right.
We pretended it was about communism, but it really wasn't.
jordan holmes
Well, the Louis C.K. bit is perfect where it's like...
Listen, being white is not inherently better.
White people are not inherently better, but being white is obviously better.
Right, and that's part of the problem.
Yeah, we get so many advantages that we just raped and murdered our way into.
Like, it's not a good system.
And it's not ultimately a good system for us, either.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
But, of course, if you have this kind of privilege...
The idea of somebody equalizing things to you means they're taking away your privilege.
It doesn't mean that everybody is being equalized.
It means you're being lowered.
And that's why people get fucked up about it.
People think of it as a...
This is being taken from me and given to them.
dan friesen
People look at it as a zero-sum game.
Your loss is my gain.
jordan holmes
It's both.
If they gain, everybody gains.
It is always a good thing if more people have more.
dan friesen
Especially the most fundamental things.
jordan holmes
Yeah!
And that's the thing that drives me insane about the whole Reaganomics idea, which is like, well, the rich people need as much as they can to give us some, when it's just...
If poor people had more money, they would buy more shit.
We'd all have more money.
dan friesen
Or maybe some of them with really good ideas would create businesses that become innovative.
People like Hamdi Ulukaya.
jordan holmes
Exactly!
Like, if you make opportunities more available, more are available for everyone.
It boggles my mind how you can't understand that.
unidentified
Nah.
dan friesen
Trickle down, baby.
So, in this next clip, Alex gets pretty defensive about his guns.
jordan holmes
How many guns does Alex have?
It's gotta be a lot, right?
dan friesen
I can't even imagine.
jordan holmes
It's gotta be a shit ton of guns.
dan friesen
This clip is really weird.
And he basically pleads guilty to a crime he was not accused of.
unidentified
Oh, God.
alex jones
Can we bring the Barrett.50 cows in here, if Weldon can get to us?
jordan holmes
I don't.
alex jones
You know, one is brown and the other is black.
So, see, I discriminate when it comes to guns.
I like them black, or I like them brown, or I like them green, like the Incredible Hulk.
I don't like shiny chrome ones, and they even seem like for, I guess, no warfare, they've got white bodies that go on guns.
You know, I'm kind of discriminatory.
I don't like white guns.
But I'll assure you, my Barrett.50 caliber rifles have never been used in any murders.
Period.
Not mine.
The.50 cal itself.
Has never been used in a murder.
It's been used in one crime.
And there are hundreds of thousands of the Barrett alone in circulation in the U.S. I couldn't figure out what that one crime was.
unidentified
What?
dan friesen
My guns have never murdered anybody.
Why did you need to say that?
jordan holmes
That's a very, very specific thing to say.
dan friesen
After that, what he thinks is a bit.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I don't like white guns.
unidentified
Ha ha ha.
Fake laugh.
dan friesen
Fake laugh.
So no one said that your guns have been used in murders.
And then he goes on to defend the gun.
jordan holmes
Should we have asked you if your guns have been used in murders?
dan friesen
Like I'm saying, he's got guilty conscience.
So he says that this Barrett.50 Cal has never been used in murders.
jordan holmes
And then he starts crying about Nank.
There's only been one crime.
dan friesen
You killed Nank?
unidentified
I miss you, Nank!
dan friesen
You had to put him down.
jordan holmes
I miss you, no!
dan friesen
Kept trying to make him drown.
Or whatever.
So the thing about that that's slightly misleading is a Barrett.50 Cal is a fucking huge gun.
jordan holmes
That's what I was thinking.
A.50 caliber is a very large bullet.
dan friesen
It's one of those guns that you have to, like, prop up to use, basically.
Those guns that you see people with the, like, comical cartoon version of ammunition belts on it.
unidentified
It's basically that.
dan friesen
You set up a position and prop the gun up on a tripod and use it.
The idea of carrying it with you is impossible.
It's like Rambo shit.
It's out of movies.
No one would ever use that.
It's a very...
Like, the idea that you're like, no one has ever used this in a murder...
jordan holmes
It's like Terminator 2 using the minigun to hold up a liquor store.
Dude, just...
Calm it down, man.
dan friesen
AK-47s can be stealthily hidden on your back to some extent, and handguns are way more useful than a fucking Barrett.50 caliber.
So, anyway.
jordan holmes
I use it to go hunting!
dan friesen
Right.
I mean, that even seems...
Like, unnecessary.
It's even too big for that.
jordan holmes
Well, I also use it to go chopping down trees.
dan friesen
I use it to scare the government lest they get out of control.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's more of what it is.
I mean, it's basically a military gun.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, of course it is.
Well, assault rifles are military guns.
You can't...
dan friesen
Totally.
jordan holmes
There's no reason to have an assault rifle.
dan friesen
I'm 50-50 on it.
I do believe that some piece of the we should be armed in case the government gets out of line...
I think some of that argument is reasonable.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but we're all thinking it's more and more reasonable as time goes on.
dan friesen
I mean, I know the point that whatever the government has is way bigger and badder than anything we could possibly have.
I do know that is true also.
But I have a number of friends.
I mean, I grew up in central Missouri.
And there's a lot of people who are really big into guns, and they aren't crazy, and they're very responsible about it.
And so the fact that, like...
That community does exist.
I know that there are a pocket of people who are into guns and are just like, I keep them because I'm interested in guns and I want to be armed in case I have to protect.
jordan holmes
Guns make your dick hard.
There's a bit of that, too.
That's what it is.
Guns make your dick hard.
They make you feel like you're powerful.
dan friesen
But if you're responsible and you're not hurting anybody, I don't think that's a bad thing.
jordan holmes
No, that's fine.
Plenty of shit.
Look, autoerotic association is pretty great, too.
dan friesen
If you're careful.
jordan holmes
It's what it is, yeah.
dan friesen
It can kill you, but if you're careful, go for it.
jordan holmes
If it makes your dick hard and that's what you need, that's fine.
I'm fine with that.
But, for real, there's no reason to have an assault rifle.
dan friesen
No, it's true, but I do know some people who have them and they're responsible with them and I would trust them to own them.
It's not for hunting purposes.
unidentified
It's a weird defense fantasy.
jordan holmes
It is a fantasy.
dan friesen
I disagree with it, but at the same time I get the principle and I'm not going to say everyone shouldn't have assault rifles.
I think that, but again, it comes down to what gun control is.
Make sure that people who will use them for ill Don't have them.
Or make it harder for them to get them.
jordan holmes
Well, even though it's illegal, or at least legally murky, to actually study the results of guns, because our gun lobbies are so amazing that they made it a law.
You can't research it.
They won't give you any funding for it.
dan friesen
Lest you find out the truth.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
Even though that's the case, they can still kind of go back through...
Police reports and the like.
And in situations where a gun was had and could potentially have been used to defend yourself...
dan friesen
The good guy with a gun theory?
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Never works.
Ever.
unidentified
Actually...
jordan holmes
There are very, very, very few situations where it does work.
dan friesen
Fuck you, man.
jordan holmes
Oh, do you have anecdotal evidence?
dan friesen
From this exact episode.
jordan holmes
Oh, well, great.
Then that's all I need.
I don't need any larger statistics.
I just need to know that it happened one time.
dan friesen
Big picture, you're totally right, but it is actually kind of interesting that the St. James Massacre, there was a guy in the congregation who was armed, and he started shooting at them.
And because of that, they ended up fleeing, the four gunmen.
And if that guy hadn't have been there and shot at them and they fled...
They had petrol bombs that they were going to throw into the church, and it would have killed so many people.
So in that individual instance...
jordan holmes
So we got one.
dan friesen
Right, and there are a couple instances, but you're right.
Principle-wise, it doesn't really work out that way.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you know, fucking one time something happens, it's an infinite universe, but on the whole...
The good guy with the gun theory is complete and utter bullshit.
unidentified
Totally.
dan friesen
Let's get off this gun topic for a little bit because Alex wants to take a transition and talk a little bit about the idea that black people are taking white people's women.
jordan holmes
Yeah, let's get off guns and get back into racism.
dan friesen
Get into cucking.
jordan holmes
You know me.
I have very low opinions on both.
dan friesen
Yeah.
This is Alex sort of responding to what Dylann Roof had said about the idea that black people were taking white women and all that.
And Alex sort of...
Doesn't get the point and buys into the narrative a little bit too much.
alex jones
This guy looks like mind control, but he may have been culturally mind controlled.
jordan holmes
Alright.
alex jones
His statements were, reportedly, black people are taking over and taking over our women.
No, actually, black people's population is not growing.
And black people are a test model for destroying everybody and are just in absolute hell with their unemployment doubled and just under total attack.
jordan holmes
Yes.
alex jones
Contrary to what if he is some cornball, you know, racist, idiot, loser who was brought up.
I mean, obviously he was mad.
He's 21. You think this guy could get a girlfriend?
jordan holmes
Fuck you!
alex jones
So then he got upset, if he really is, organic attacker, and went out because he thought somebody was, quote, getting his women.
Spoken like someone that can't get any women.
jordan holmes
Oh, there it is!
God damn it!
God damn you, Alex!
alex jones
I can't get any women because of the black people.
No, you can't get any women because you're a freak.
If you really did this.
But he's got the thousand-yard stare of somebody who's been mind-controlled.
dan friesen
Alex does not know where to land.
jordan holmes
What is going on there?
dan friesen
He is like a pilot who's trying to come in for a landing, and the tower is like, don't do it.
jordan holmes
No, not here.
Not here.
dan friesen
There's problems on the strip.
jordan holmes
Go anywhere but here.
dan friesen
Yeah, so he's coming down, and his argument, to a certain extent, is he kind of just needed a girlfriend.
jordan holmes
He needed to get fucked.
dan friesen
Yeah, and that's...
That's problematic, because it does...
jordan holmes
It's not a great argument, but it does have some merit to it.
dan friesen
No, because there's plenty of racists who get laid.
Like, it's not...
jordan holmes
No, I know.
dan friesen
There's plenty of horrible bigots who get laid.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, I'm not saying that.
I'm saying in this particular circumstance, his logic is...
Far more reasonable on that front than it is in so many other cases.
dan friesen
Well, just because the other ones are so much...
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
They're so far off base.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
I'm happier with him saying, hey, the real problem is this guy needed to get fucked than him saying it's a false flag.
dan friesen
That sounds like something someone would say on a shock jock show.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That would be like Howard Stern.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Guy just needs a good banging.
jordan holmes
You know what?
That's dumb.
That's just dumb.
It's not horrifyingly offensive.
dan friesen
It's reductive.
But when you're using that as sort of a rebuttal to Dylann Roof's claims that black people are taking our women, that sort of thing, first of all, the idea of our women is fucking stupid and possessive.
jordan holmes
Nope, nope, we're all on the same team!
dan friesen
But using that as a rebuttal to that, when he uses that in context there, he is giving credence, in many ways, to Dylann Roof's grievance.
Because he is...
He's responding to it in the, uh, you can't get a girlfriend.
Like, that sort of thing.
It's playing in the same ballpark.
jordan holmes
It is, but it's his version of being...
dan friesen
He's like, you can't get fucked, but it's not black people's fault.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's his version of being fair.
Like, that's his idea of, like, to me, it's not a race thing.
To me, you're not mad at...
Right.
You're just doing that.
You're just lashing out because you can't get laid.
So that takes me off the hook from saying it's about race, too.
dan friesen
Right.
It's just about chauvinism.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
Yeah, exactly.
But again, we can't talk about toxic masculinity either.
dan friesen
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Because that's a globalist plot.
jordan holmes
That's such a classic way that racism and the patriarchy kind of dovetail together is, oh, we need to protect our women, our weak, you know, Willing to be seduced women from these uncouth black people.
dan friesen
But that's how so much horrible stuff has passed.
A lot of drug stuff is about that too.
It's insane.
jordan holmes
No, it's a conscious kind of like racism and sexism are all tied up into one big fuck you.
dan friesen
It's also heavily driving the porno industry.
Cucks.
So, remember I was telling you about the...
jordan holmes
Also, if you donate $10,000 a month, you can become a policy cuck.
Soros.
And we will have sex with a...
We'll have a black dude fuck your wife?
I don't know.
dan friesen
I'm not sure how it would work out.
jordan holmes
I don't know exactly the...
I don't know where I was going there.
dan friesen
Soros, email us.
We'll work out the details.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
So, you remember...
jordan holmes
We just want you to become a policy cuck.
That's all we want.
I just wanted to say those two words next to each other.
dan friesen
$15 a month policy cuck.
If you...
If you remember, I was telling you about this St. James Massacre in South Africa, that Alex was pitching as, hey, you guys remember that ten white people were killed?
Also, I have no evidence that all the victims were white, be that as it may.
Alex has some more thoughts about it.
Like I said, he talked to David Knight very boringly about it, and Alex accidentally said...
jordan holmes
Which is how everyone talks to David Knight about everything.
dan friesen
Jesus.
Alex accidentally said this.
alex jones
Reading about this years after it happened when I got on air in 95, that there'd been a false flag in South Africa to blame black people.
And it was never completely proven, but it was white gunmen.
jordan holmes
White.
dan friesen
It was never completely proven.
In fact...
jordan holmes
Odd.
dan friesen
In fact, the opposite has been proven.
jordan holmes
Was it completely proven?
No.
Was the opposite completely proven?
dan friesen
Kind of.
jordan holmes
So...
It is still technically a true statement to say that it was never completely proven that I was correct because of the obvious fact that I was false.
dan friesen
So stupid.
And then at the end there, he gets in his, it was white gunman, and it wasn't.
So in this next clip, Alex talks about how there are victim disarmament zones.
Sure.
That's gun talk for, hey, we should allow guns in churches and schools.
And then he goes on, he gets back to his Planned Parenthood riff, because he knows that David Knight is super against abortion, and so he does this.
I swear to God, he thinks it's like a bit.
He thinks he's doing a good bit, like he's Dennis Miller or some shit, coming on a conservative show and like, hey!
jordan holmes
So it's basically what Dennis Miller does.
dan friesen
Racists should just work at Planned Parenthood, buddy!
So here we go.
david knight
But the other thing that we need to look at from this is the fact that we don't want to create victim disarmament zones like schools, like churches, and say this is just going to be this nice little peaceful area.
We don't want to have weapons there.
Weapons and the whole Second Amendment is essentially about the right to duty and self-defense.
alex jones
This coward, if he did it, went there.
I'm going to tweet out.
I just forgot to do it.
I meant to do it this morning.
And it's a serious tweet.
It's not sick humor because they'll spin it to that.
In fact, everybody should tweet.
Why didn't Dylann Roof just go to work at Planned Parenthood?
He could carry out the dead black babies every day.
I mean, he could be part of killing 51% of the black people, and then he could be lauded as a hero by Time Magazine.
Why didn't Dylann Roof go out and be a liberal and try to teach blacks to kill their children?
I mean, he wants to kill black people.
That's the effective way to do it.
dan friesen
Real solid.
unidentified
Fucking...
dan friesen
Real good argumentation.
jordan holmes
I don't have the emotional strength.
To be this angry all day today, Dan.
dan friesen
I know.
unidentified
Let's just...
jordan holmes
Dan, are you trying to suck the lifeblood out of me?
dan friesen
Yeah, kind of.
But also, like, let's just move on, because that's just so...
jordan holmes
That's so fucking unbelievably racist and bullshit and spinning this...
dan friesen
It's stupid on its face.
jordan holmes
This absolutely unjustifiably bullshit propagandistic narrative that drives so much of my life.
Absolutely insane.
Anytime I speak to anybody in my family, when they have that kind of like, oh, well, if this, then this.
unidentified
What about?
jordan holmes
You can't say this.
You can't say this.
dan friesen
What about?
jordan holmes
Oh, you know, the number one killer of black people is abortion.
So that means I can't be racist.
Because I know that.
Even though that's not true.
dan friesen
I also can test the premise there.
jordan holmes
It's ridiculous!
But it's that idea of, oh, I care.
I care about black people in the right way.
It just so happens that I'm willing to watch them die in every other fucking way.
dan friesen
Well, because then they've committed sins.
jordan holmes
Exactly!
dan friesen
So you're bringing up statistics.
jordan holmes
The bane of the right wing.
dan friesen
Well, Alex has some interesting ideas about statistics.
Actually, just listen very carefully to what he says here.
Because he...
He lets slip that he's aware that he's wrong, but then minimizes the fact that he has just let slip that he knows he's wrong.
It's a very interesting clip.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And I actually think that this...
jordan holmes
Mic down!
I'm preemptively micing down.
dan friesen
It's kind of short, too, though.
jordan holmes
Then I shall leave my mic up?
dan friesen
Look, you only put the mic down when I tell you.
jordan holmes
I'm sorry!
dan friesen
Anyway, here we go.
alex jones
And the truth is, Paul Watson broke it down.
Blacks are eight times more likely to attack whites.
Now, part of that's police reporting, I believe, is somewhat jilted towards blacks.
But the statistics are there and don't lie.
dan friesen
You should have had the mic down because you missed the most important thing he said there.
I'm going to play it again, or at least after he gives a shout-out to Paul Joseph Watson, because it's essential to hear him contradict himself within four seconds.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
Now, part of that's police reporting, I believe, is somewhat jilted towards blacks.
But the statistics are there and don't lie.
dan friesen
So he's saying the statistics are there and they don't lie, and they say that eight times more white people are attacked by black people.
jordan holmes
But right before that, he said he thinks the statistics are jilted towards black people.
dan friesen
Because of police reporting, and that is 100% true.
jordan holmes
So prior to saying that the statistics don't lie...
dan friesen
He said the statistics lie.
jordan holmes
He said the statistics are lying.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
All right.
This is a very difficult thing for me to handle right now.
dan friesen
This is the complicated headspace that Alex Jones lives in, because he has to push a narrative, but he's smart enough to know, not necessarily true.
jordan holmes
Even though this isn't true, I mean, I know it's true.
dan friesen
I gotta push it, because I've done it.
I have a bedrock of racism I've gotta hold up.
So, this next clip, and I want to be totally clear, I'm not cutting out stuff that, like, Makes all of this okay.
And I...
unidentified
What stuff would there be?
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
What kind of redeeming stuff could this, like...
dan friesen
I just have to be...
jordan holmes
The only way is if at the end of every clip that you have played for us so far...
dan friesen
I've cut out him saying JK.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
You've cut out him saying, now this is exactly what an Alex Jones type person would say.
dan friesen
Now, guys, I'm not crazy.
unidentified
I don't believe that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I don't believe any of this bullshit.
I'm priming you guys to fight against it whenever an Alex Jones type says stuff like this.
dan friesen
I always get really self-conscious that people will think that I'm strategically editing things and making it look like he's saying things he's not.
I just want to be clear that most of the stuff that I've cut out is just diversions down the road talking about...
The Batman Aurora Shooter and Ted Kaczynski.
He talks a lot about that and it murkies the issue a little bit.
Because he makes the argument that all those people were brain controlled and used for false flag attacks and stuff like that.
And I don't have the fucking energy to make this a five hour episode where we break down each and every one of those.
But most of those are bullshit.
jordan holmes
Hey, you know how we're talking about this one?
Just apply all of the same stuff we say but put different events in there.
It's the same bullshit all the time.
dan friesen
Some of them are more interesting than others in the sense that Ted Kaczynski is way more interesting because he was part of MKUltra studies when he was at Harvard as a younger man and he was dosed with tons of hallucinogens that may have set him off on a path that he wouldn't have gone off.
Otherwise, that's entirely possible.
It's fascinating.
But that does not mean he was being brain-controlled in order to bomb people or any of that shit.
So, be that as it may, that's most of the stuff that I've cut out.
jordan holmes
And if it was something where...
See, the other thing about that kind of argument is just like, well, then take it the next step.
If we could mind-control people to bomb stuff, goddamn if we wouldn't be doing it all the time.
Like, that's the thing that you would see all the time to solve all your problems, is just mind-control somebody into bombing something.
dan friesen
Well, all the narratives that he claims the globalists want pushed would be pushed much harder.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
If that sort of thing were legitimately possible, and there were programs in place where hundreds and thousands of people are being brain-controlled, like innocent monkeys in Bastrop.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
Now, perhaps they're saving that technology until they perfect it.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
On...
Let's stop for a second.
Follow me here.
dan friesen
I'm listening.
jordan holmes
All right.
Where would you keep the perfect, unbelievable thing to mind control?
dan friesen
I don't understand the question as phrased.
jordan holmes
Okay.
Put them in tanks.
dan friesen
Okay.
Oh, fish people.
jordan holmes
Fish people.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
All right.
I get where you're going now.
jordan holmes
There we go.
Fish people.
dan friesen
Totally.
jordan holmes
How else?
Do you defeat nuclear submarines?
unidentified
Fish people.
jordan holmes
Exactly!
dan friesen
Here's what we need.
jordan holmes
It all comes together now.
Mind-controlled fish people with bombs destroy submarines.
dan friesen
I like where you're going, and that's why that was what Alex was talking about years ago.
It's because back then they only had fish people.
They've been working on reptilian people.
jordan holmes
Oh, they've got reptilian people now?
dan friesen
Because you need water and land.
You need amphibious.
You need amphibious people.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
So they're working on that probably any day now.
jordan holmes
I would go with your best bet, though, is for speed, centaur people.
dan friesen
Jesus lizard people.
jordan holmes
Jesus lizard people.
dan friesen
They can walk on water.
jordan holmes
There we go.
dan friesen
This is fucking stupid.
jordan holmes
I think we got screwed up whenever he started talking about peacocks.
unidentified
Now all I can think about is different fucking animals.
dan friesen
So this next clip, he minimizes the deaths of the people at that church, very insultingly, and then says something that is so not true about liberals, and it is this awesome thing that he always does, where he pretends there's a conversation he's had with somebody, and then turns them into a demon voice.
And it's pretty fun.
It's funny.
but at the same time, total bullshit.
alex jones
Hundreds of thousands of people die here in auto accidents.
They're not hyping it as the end of the world.
But mass shootings, boy, they get hyped like it's the end of the world.
And it is very sad.
You can personalize it.
A cold-blooded killer sitting there for an hour with people before he starts exterminating them.
jordan holmes
That's your song.
alex jones
That's your mass shooting song.
Don't fear the fucking Reaper.
Thanks.
To cause as much pain as possible.
Well, the folks are dead.
It's not going to bring them back.
Humanizing babies, though, will get people to stop killing their kids.
I don't care what color they are.
And that's the real litmus test.
Every so-called liberal I've talked to that's pro-abortion will then, with a camera written on, go, nobody wants these poor black people.
You going to take care of them?
Including blacks.
Reverend Childress is joining us.
And I just don't get how I'm supposed to get all sad and freak out about non-dead people.
I mean, I don't like it.
But I'm really upset about how they're going to create racial division.
jordan holmes
Fuck you.
dan friesen
Alex is missing the point.
jordan holmes
Fuck you, Alex Jones.
dan friesen
He's embodying the creation of racial division.
jordan holmes
Every single word that he says is the worst word.
Ever.
dan friesen
Can you imagine these liberals that he talks to?
Off camera?
jordan holmes
Fucking Christ.
unidentified
Yeah, I just want to kill black people.
What?
jordan holmes
Are you going to take care of these black people?
unidentified
Nobody wants black people.
dan friesen
I don't know who he's pretending to talk to, even.
jordan holmes
Liberals.
dan friesen
But who?
I don't understand.
jordan holmes
Liberals.
dan friesen
Who?
jordan holmes
We all talk like that.
dan friesen
These are people who have to have been on camera at some point.
jordan holmes
Liberals.
dan friesen
So they've got to be famous liberals.
jordan holmes
Me.
dan friesen
Talk to Alex Jones and express their actual opinions off camera.
jordan holmes
That's the only way I express my opinions.
dan friesen
Off camera to Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Guys, you should listen to my opinions off this show.
Let me tell you something.
dan friesen
Also, we videotape all of these shows.
We just don't show you the video.
We're on camera right now.
jordan holmes
And I am also constantly in contact with Alex Jones.
This whole show is a false flag.
That's what this really is.
dan friesen
Also, we live stream this, but we just don't give anyone the link.
It's intentional.
It's a lesser magic exercise.
So, Alex is fucking stupid as shit there.
He does not understand at all that, like, my experience of the Charleston shooting was great sadness and empathy.
And from everything that I experienced with people around me, it was a unifying moment.
It was not a fuck whitey kind of moment.
It wasn't a white people are evil.
jordan holmes
It wasn't until white people started being evil about it that you have to go, oh, white people are evil.
dan friesen
Well, like Alex.
jordan holmes
Yeah, like if Alex had just come out and been like, this is a horrible thing, but I don't think it should be used as an excuse to take guns away from people.
At the very least, you go, that's a thought.
dan friesen
We understand your position.
jordan holmes
If that's what your position is, that's fine.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
When you start justifying it by...
Well, this isn't really a problem because of black people.
It's a problem because you guys don't care about abortion.
dan friesen
Also, white people are really the victims.
Here's two fake examples of past shootings.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
Then you're the reason that I think white people are evil.
dan friesen
It's because of you.
And like I said, it was a unifying moment where I think most people saw it as a call to...
Care and respect each other more as opposed to a let's fucking feud.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And I think that's most of the left experienced it that way.
jordan holmes
Generally, that's...
I mean, I keep thinking about this, like the difference between the left and the right and the way we respond to stuff and why we're being so soundly defeated on all fronts right now.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Is because...
The left always seeks to empathize, or at least that's one of the hallmarks of being on the left, is the idea of empathizing with even the people who you don't agree with.
Like, why are there so many think pieces of, like, oh, we went out to Trump country and we wanted to see how they feel about Trump right now as Trump is fucking over their lives?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, who gives a shit, right?
dan friesen
It's empathizing and understanding to a fault.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
We're trying to understand them and to see if there's some way that we can get through to them.
dan friesen
Do you understand that that's why I'm going back to June of 2015?
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
To study Alex Jones from the moment Donald Trump announced his candidate?
Right.
It's exactly that.
I want to understand.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
I want to understand what happened to him.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
But if you're on the right, you don't.
You don't want to understand it.
dan friesen
No, you want to capitalize.
You want to demonize.
And it's not everybody on the right.
jordan holmes
It's something that you want to use to support yourself.
It's something that you want to use to reinforce your black and white belief.
Not...
dan friesen
Black and white isn't true or untrue.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
Dichotomy.
The absolutes.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's what you're always trying to reinforce, that we're good and they're evil.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And so anything that we determine to be evil is so bad that we don't care.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, even think about, like, I think...
jordan holmes
Like he just said.
I don't know why I'm supposed to care about this.
dan friesen
It's nine people dead.
Who cares?
unidentified
I don't like it, but why do I care?
jordan holmes
I don't need to empathize with people.
I don't need to know how these people would feel.
I don't care.
dan friesen
Because he refuses to take things in their proper context.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
Because he lacks reading comprehension.
He lacks fact integration abilities.
Those sorts of things.
As I mentioned at the top of this episode, this episode is an exercise in Alex Jones trying to find his foothold.
He's climbing up a mountain, essentially.
The mountain that is propped up in front of him.
He had no idea that this mountain was coming.
The world has put a giant roadblock in his way, and he's got to get over it somehow.
And so he's trying.
He's trying to figure out, is the argument going to be...
This is fake.
Is it going to be this guy is crazy?
Is it going to be about medication?
Is it going to be all of these past instances?
What am I going to do?
Fuck.
And nothing is really sticking until at the end of the episode, towards the end of the episode, he has Reverend Childress on for an interview.
jordan holmes
And Childress is the Sherpa that lets him climb Mount False Flag.
dan friesen
Exactly.
And this clip is long, and we are going to pause whenever you need to.
It's about five minutes long.
But the reason that I kept it as one clip is because it shows a metamorphosis.
You can hear Alex figuring it out and being like, this is the plan.
This is the plan.
And it's something that's really interesting.
He is that adaptable.
In the moment, he's like, oh, there's the key.
I got it.
I got it.
And also, I should note that Jakari Jackson is sitting in, at this point, completely silent.
He says maybe a couple words, and whenever he starts talking, Alex cuts him off.
jordan holmes
Jesus Christ, Alex!
dan friesen
Might be part of my ongoing study of why Jakari quit.
But this is wild.
I really think this is revealing.
jordan holmes
The trials and travails of Jakari Jackson.
rev clenard childress
This is done just before the Juneteenth celebrations this weekend.
You will have across the nation African Americans gathering together.
For black pride, a lot of it is basically some of it to blame the established order for our issues and problems.
But they're going to be gathering...
alex jones
I'm going to skip this break.
It's too important.
I'm sorry.
Last break I'm skipping.
But please continue.
This is bombshell.
So everybody gets together, gets motivated, and then is directed by Obama, go after the guns.
So take the tragedy, take all the pain, the whole history of abuse, and then fuse it in as a weapon.
Of anti-gun.
It's genius.
It's perfect timing.
rev clenard childress
Well, yes, I hate to say it's evil genius, but it's genius because you have some of these speakers at these rallies that are basically, let's face it, I'm an African-American.
They hate America.
And they will take this.
This will be the topic of every speech and every celebration across America.
alex jones
Wow, you really tied it all together.
Last night, I've been telling everybody I've been having an ominous bad feeling.
unidentified
I'm sorry.
You've been saying that for a while.
alex jones
And I said I think it could be race war because I can see all this hype.
And by race war, we can get everybody, you know, idiots, white and black, killing each other.
Won't be like a general, like everybody kills each other.
I mean, in the car, you know, go get in a fist fight.
But they're hyping this discord, hyping this manipulation.
And I was on the Red Guard website, Facebook, and I was looking at their L.A. chapter and their Oregon chapter.
And it was like, the time's coming.
The only good pig's a dead pig.
We're warming up.
We're getting ready.
And then I learned they're foundation-funded.
They got professors handling them.
And they're really coming out of dry ice, activating everywhere.
jordan holmes
That idea of...
So that's kind of brilliant there.
That they've got professors handling them.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Because that ties all of it together.
It's not...
Look, it's again...
It's the elites.
It's the elites manipulating all of these people.
dan friesen
Well, that even goes back to John Rappaport's colleges, our brain institution.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
All of this stuff of, like, and it provides him more cover underneath that, like, no, it's not a race situation.
These black people...
Would also be on our side if they weren't being funded and manipulated and all of these things.
So it's not race.
I'm not racist.
I am against being manipulated and these people, we need to wake them up.
So that we can all come together.
We need to let them know that their problems have nothing to do with race!
dan friesen
I would be remiss if I didn't point out that what he's talking about is the Red Guard and these organizations aren't necessarily all black.
There's also white people who are being misled by these professors.
jordan holmes
Oh, of course!
dan friesen
Because that's something that he thinks is even worse.
There's all these.
jordan holmes
Well, because they're traitors to the team.
dan friesen
Well.
jordan holmes
Why is it?
dan friesen
He wouldn't put it that way, but it's underneath the surface.
jordan holmes
It's always, like, that's the thing.
dan friesen
These whacked out white people.
jordan holmes
That's the thing that always gets me, that they never quite cross that line of understanding, like, hey, this isn't about race, but somehow I'm angrier at white people who aren't supporting me.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, don't you for a second think, maybe, if I think of these people as traitors, I think of those people as the bad guys.
dan friesen
And, conversely, the people who are fighting against them as the good guys.
jordan holmes
Exactly!
dan friesen
Which is even more murky.
That's even worse.
jordan holmes
Yeah, by the idea of you saying, I don't like this more, that is revealing what it is that you're doing.
dan friesen
Yeah, it shows where your priorities are, for sure.
jordan holmes
I don't think we should have a race war, but I'm just angrier when my race is against me.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a good synthesis.
jordan holmes
That's what it is!
dan friesen
Also, I want to say that I fucking love Jakari Jackson's voice.
He has got a great voice.
I, like, listening back to these episodes, I'm pissed he's not still around.
unidentified
Cuck!
dan friesen
Dude, he has got a bomb radio voice.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's so great.
And watching him just ambivalently sit there silently while Alex pontificates, great.
Because it seems like he wants to be like, Well...
But he never does.
unidentified
He doesn't want to be fired.
alex jones
And that's just a sign, like a fever blister rising up or eczema that you're sick inside.
These sores are coming up and the super hardcore left is like activating right now and getting ready to make their move and the red flags are coming out.
I'm telling you, this summer is going to be big and I...
If they hype this enough, then racist blacks are going to kill whites, racist whites are going to kill blacks, mentally ill people are going to start doing stuff, and they could really kick something off.
I'm really concerned.
rev clenard childress
And it's also two weeks, three weeks away from the NAACP convention in Philadelphia.
alex jones
Perfect timing.
rev clenard childress
Where I will be at, too, doing my thing, but we won't talk about that.
alex jones
Well, Reverend Childress, impart more deep knowledge and discernment on us, because...
This just makes me nauseated to see as played, whether it was staged or not.
They're going to use the crisis to go after the guns and stir everybody up and divert from the anti-human agenda that's particularly aimed at black people from the globalists.
rev clenard childress
I will clearly say this, and there's not a person in America that could doubt me on this, that if you are going to do something like this, this is the perfect time.
People are making their speeches now for what they're going to say Saturday and some begin on Friday, even all through the weekend.
So if you're going to have a theme across America to African-Americans, this is the day.
This is the day we finalize our sermons for the pulpit.
This is it.
And I'm saying to myself, who is doing this?
I don't want to really believe who's doing it.
But it's obvious people who are very well Well, well endowed, well, you know, situated and are in a position to profit from it.
So I was on the phone this morning when I heard about it and we discussed this ministerially.
I said, come on, look at the timing on this.
Look at look at who's doing it.
Look that speech he gave as he left.
Well, of course, it will now be being said across America.
alex jones
And now they admit he was on this amnesic drug.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
alex jones
He's on a literal mind-control drug.
unidentified
This guy doesn't seem that smart to pull it off.
jakari jackson
I agree with what Reverend Children said.
alex jones
It takes a lot of will.
I don't mean to interrupt.
It takes a lot of will to reload and kill nine people in cold blood.
jakari jackson
Just to echo off what he was saying, you know, yeah, he may very well have had these tendencies to go out here and do this, but...
unidentified
Let's say he was in his white supremacist group or whatever, and he mentions this to people like, well, if you're going to do it, you may try to do it this week.
alex jones
And they would have a federal handler in there like he did at Elohim City, Southern Property Law Center, winding everybody up.
unidentified
Yeah.
He makes some great points.
rev clenard childress
Months ago, this was planned.
You know, you have a very, very skilled enemy.
Months ago, this kid was prepped for this this week.
And there's events going on in Selma this weekend.
There's events going on in every major...
alex jones
And the movies have come out.
Everything's been timed.
Just like Pearl Harbor came out right before 9-11.
And again, I'm not saying the government did 9-11.
They allowed it to take place.
That's now been basically leaked and declassified.
You can see the whole rollout, Reverend Childress.
I'm so glad I got you on because you just crystallized it all for me.
dan friesen
Is there, I mean, that was a fucking long clip and I apologize, but I think it played, it's better if it plays as a whole because you can see his mindset transforming.
Yeah.
Entirely from, oh fuck, we figured it out.
Here's how we do it.
This Reverend Childress has given me a couple pieces of important information that I would have no way of knowing otherwise.
He's weaving them into a conspiracy tapestry, and I'm going to put that over my dinner table and make it a set piece.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
I lost myself in the metaphor.
jordan holmes
I don't know where that metaphor went, but I'm happy with it.
dan friesen
I lost myself in it.
jordan holmes
I believe you.
dan friesen
I mean, that's 100% what's going on.
The whole rest of the episode, he's been trying to figure out how to make this cohesive.
And now he has this interview with the minister who tells him Juneteenth is coming up and that Thursdays are when you formalize your speeches for the pulpit on Sunday.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
And you're like, oh, fuck.
And I'll be honest, I mean, Childress is way, like, he's on board.
Like, he's the one who, like, I'm not saying that he's being manipulated to Alex's agenda.
He's on board with it.
jordan holmes
I think he's, I think he's, like...
Like, they're spiraling together.
unidentified
Yes.
jordan holmes
Like, each of them is coming at it from a different angle, and they're just spinning towards each other like the toilet bowl of lunacy that they're together in.
dan friesen
Well, it's like Childress threw up an alley-oop for Alex to dump.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's basically it.
Also, he runs a website called blackgenocide.org.
jordan holmes
Man!
Boy!
You just sure can throw genocide into whatever it is you want to say now.
dan friesen
I believe he is also one of...
He has a lot of feelings about the abortion.
Being a genocidal thing.
jordan holmes
Eh, religion.
dan friesen
What are you going to do?
I think that is super interesting because you get this sense that Alex Jones, his brain is always working in terms of trying to figure out how to spin things.
Up to that point, up to the interview, he did the best he could.
He brought up these other instances like Timothy McVeigh, Unabomber, Sirhan Sirhan.
He brought them up and he was doing his best he could, but he couldn't quite figure out how to make it, like, this instance, why?
What is going on other than the idea of creating a race war, which is what Dylann Roof said he wanted to do.
So that would just be like, oh no, that's a racist who's trying to...
jordan holmes
Well, the fascinating thing about his bringing up all of those other things is that they were all uniformly right-wing terror attacks.
dan friesen
What about Sirhan Sirhan?
Okay, fine.
jordan holmes
I'll give him that.
dan friesen
And even the Aurora shooter is more just a crazy person.
That didn't have political leanings, necessarily, I don't think.
jordan holmes
It didn't?
dan friesen
I don't think so.
jordan holmes
I think it was sold as a Batman thing, but if I recall...
Well, maybe it was just he was...
You know what?
You might be right.
He was just trying to kill as many people as he could, so he chose...
He chose that theater not because of the Batman thing, but because he wanted to murder people.
dan friesen
But then he played it up.
He played up the theme of the murder he was going to carry out.
jordan holmes
I'm the Joker and all that stuff.
Okay, so fine.
The point that I want to make still stands is that with that, you have the luxury of the general consciousness of thinking of those not as right-wing terror attacks.
Those are not the same thing as the way that we think about any kind of mass shooting with a Muslim involved with it.
It's always a terror attack.
White people can pull these right-wing terror attacks, which are the most common form of terrorism in the United States.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's the most common form of terrorism.
dan friesen
Happens a bit.
jordan holmes
And even though he brings up these very similar right-wing terror attacks, you don't associate the two together.
Because he gets to pull this stuff on Dylann Roof as being a guy trying to incite a race war.
A guy trying to do all of these other things.
A possible false flag.
All of this shit.
But...
It's never then brought back to the fact that it is the same right-wing terrorism as a Timothy McVeigh.
It's the same bullshit.
But the luxury of white people murdering is you get to treat each one as if it's individual.
dan friesen
Right.
That is privilege.
jordan holmes
I think that's the point that I'm trying to make.
It took a long way to get there.
dan friesen
That's privilege to a certain extent, but I also think I slightly disagree with you.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Just in the sense that I don't think Dylan Roof had evolved political leanings.
I think he, from everything that I've read about him, was just a radicalized bigot.
Like, I think he was just...
jordan holmes
How does that not have political leanings?
dan friesen
It does, but not in the same way as Timothy McVeigh.
Like, Timothy McVeigh was wrong about a lot of stuff.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But most of what motivated him was a feeling that most of...
was oppressive to the individual.
Yeah.
unidentified
That sort of thing.
dan friesen
To me, that has, maybe it's just because it directly involves the government.
jordan holmes
As opposed to just a race.
Right.
unidentified
So, so to you, it's different than like, than like a KKK kind of situation.
jordan holmes
Right.
unidentified
Well, which is more along the lines of what Dylan roof was, but the KKK had political leanings themselves.
So exactly.
jordan holmes
But I don't see any way that you can kill a specific, You can go into a black church and kill those people without having all of the political connotations that it is involved with.
dan friesen
Let me defend myself slightly on my disagreement with you.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I think that that was second stage.
Second stage in his motivations.
Because he wanted to start a race war, but the reason he wanted to start a war...
jordan holmes
Well, he wanted to get fucked and he couldn't, so then he started a race war.
dan friesen
Third stage.
jordan holmes
That's what we all know.
dan friesen
Third stage.
Wanted to get fucked.
Then couldn't, had to start a race war.
But the third step beyond that is to reform the government that should be oppressing blacks more, or whatever, in his conception.
But that's secondary to his actual motivations, which were culturally racist.
Whereas with Timothy McVeigh, I sincerely believe, from everything I understand, his primary motivations were against directly the state of the government.
And so...
unidentified
I'm making a very small point.
jordan holmes
But the point that I'm making is exactly that.
You are looking into these things specifically enough to find the differences between them.
Now, you go to a news story today.
A Muslim person kills Christians or a Muslim person blows up a mall for capitalism, right?
Are those going to be researched thoroughly?
Or are they both going to be tied to, you know, Islamic terrorism?
dan friesen
Well, now you're talking about sort of reporting as a whole.
I would look at them differently, certainly, in the same way that I'm looking at these two differently.
jordan holmes
That is, yes.
dan friesen
But culturally, you're right.
jordan holmes
That is my point.
Like, yes, yes, of course you would because I would in the same way.
But the point is, in the larger consciousness, they would be lumped together, whereas these two are not.
dan friesen
Totally.
So now...
jordan holmes
God, that took a long time to get to.
I feel like that's my fault.
dan friesen
No, it's not.
It's both of our fault.
Because we have a slight disagreement, but mostly agreement.
But let's now take a moment to eat some parsley, because we're done with the Charleston portion of the show.
jordan holmes
All right, thank God.
dan friesen
Charleston will come up again in a future episode.
jordan holmes
God damn it!
dan friesen
Sorry.
But, for now, for the rest of this episode, we're done with it.
And to cleanse our palate, I have a clip here.
jordan holmes
We're just going to listen to Al's murder peacocks for about 20 minutes.
dan friesen
Nope, this is a clip of Alex talking about some of his run-ins with cops.
jordan holmes
Yes!
Now I'm back on board!
dan friesen
I don't think...
jordan holmes
Edit out the prior hour and 45 minutes of this show.
I just want to listen to this.
dan friesen
I don't think he's telling the truth about any of this.
But, here we go.
alex jones
I mean, I've been to jail for protesting and had him in the Travis County Jail for no reason.
Didn't smart off nothing.
Run my head in the wall.
Give me a little bruise.
Wasn't that hard?
And then the jail guards like, you want to do something?
unidentified
Go ahead.
jordan holmes
I'm too much of a man.
alex jones
I have the New York police, when they arrest me for protesting, take my handcuffs off in the jail bay, five cops, and go, you want to do something?
Go ahead and make a swing and then sit there and start talking trash to me.
And I was like, are you kidding?
I said, are you really about to attack me and say I attacked you?
I said, whatever.
jordan holmes
He watched the show Oz.
dan friesen
No, I think it's that scene with Bird from The Wire.
jordan holmes
Oh yeah, you're right!
You're right!
dan friesen
That's bullshit!
jordan holmes
He cannot tell the difference between truth and fantasy.
dan friesen
The clip is not done.
He has more stuff to say, but at the same time, it's like, that didn't happen.
jordan holmes
No, of course that didn't happen.
Well, that's so, that's a movie!
dan friesen
Yeah, exactly.
jordan holmes
Or that's literally The Wire.
dan friesen
Yeah.
alex jones
And they had some guy come up and taunt me in the jail cell.
jordan holmes
You got a small dick, Alex.
alex jones
And I'm not even going to go into that.
The point is, it wasn't because I was, most of them were white in that precinct, and I was white.
Why?
You got some mentally ill jerks who want power, who get in there, and instead of running them out of the departments, they're trying to put them in departments in many cities.
jordan holmes
If I take your dick out, I'll get your power.
alex jones
Maybe there's a stereotype that black people commit more crimes because of the type of crime and what's happened to those cultures.
Maybe.
And there's probably some racism, too.
But in the final equation, having a war with the police is about bringing in chaos.
dan friesen
No one wants a war with the police.
jordan holmes
No.
Nobody does.
dan friesen
No.
Even militant groups don't want a war with the police.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
That is what no one wants.
jordan holmes
That is, and it goes back again.
If you push people far enough, they will think, this is the only option I have.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
That's it.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's what it is.
Nobody wants this.
What people want is justice.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
If that fucking murderer who killed Terrence Crunch, Terrence, God damn it, I'm so sorry, who killed Terrence, if she went to prison for life, Nobody would be like, oh my god, now we have to get all the cops.
People would be celebrating because they would feel like, fuck, we can trust the justice system a little bit more.
That would be the celebration.
It wouldn't be that this bitch goes to jail.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
It would be that, thankfully, we can finally trust the justice system a little bit more.
That's it.
Nobody wants to kill cops, but people really don't want to be killed by cops.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And that's the nuance that's lacking in Alex Jones' understanding of the world.
jordan holmes
So many people's understanding of the world.
dan friesen
Now we get to the next phase of this June 18th episode in 2015.
As I mentioned, the reason that I went back here...
And I had forgotten that Trump's announcement and the Charleston shooting were so close together.
jordan holmes
I had forgotten that as well.
dan friesen
So that was a real surprise to me, and it's just something that I knew we needed to cover if we were going to be talking about this.
jordan holmes
God, that's one of those things where you look back on it and you're like, oh, is that like the demon sacrifice that launched Trump into the...
Fucking atmosphere.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, think about it.
He announced his candidacy on the 16th, and then on the 17th was the Charleston shooting.
And also on the 17th was when he said that comment about Mexicans.
jordan holmes
The Mexicans, yeah.
dan friesen
They're bringing their rapists.
I'm sure some of the people are good people.
I'm paraphrasing.
jordan holmes
God, how did...
dan friesen
Fuck America.
Fuck all of you.
The reason that I embarked on this exploration and analysis is because I wanted to know where, down the line, Alex decided to support Trump.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
That is my primary focus in this investigation.
I will find the exact day.
And then we will understand.
Maybe a little more?
Probably not.
But I'm going to try.
jordan holmes
You will find the exact day.
You will also write the date and shit on your wall.
dan friesen
Probably.
jordan holmes
You will have lost your mind.
dan friesen
It'll be blood.
jordan holmes
I will have Navy people take you out of here and put you into a white van.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Then I'll be like, I got a chip.
jordan holmes
Then the show will be very pro-Alex Jones somehow.
dan friesen
You're gonna show up.
My toilet's gonna be full of concrete.
jordan holmes
It's gonna be crazy.
dan friesen
So, what I did find in this episode, which, like I said, is two days after...
Trump has announced his candidacy.
He ends the show with an interview with a guy named Larry Nichols.
Are you aware of Larry Nichols at all?
jordan holmes
I recall the name.
I don't know the name.
dan friesen
Larry is a Clinton insider.
jordan holmes
Oh, fuck me.
I'm already...
Alright, let's do this.
I'm gonna sit down, I'm gonna buckle into my chair, and we're gonna fucking make it through Clinton insider bullshit.
Let's go.
dan friesen
Alex Jones has interviewed him, as Alex says, maybe 20 to 30 times over the years, but hasn't been on in a long time because the threat of the Clintons hasn't existed.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
The reason that I think that this interview is incredibly important is because his support of Trump is clearly based on a hatred of Hillary.
jordan holmes
Well, that was, yeah.
That was large-scale support for Trump.
dan friesen
But we can crystallize that based on the fact that Trump has announced his candidacy two days before this.
He has no interest in him.
He has not mentioned him at all.
jordan holmes
At this point, even to Alex, Trump is still a joke.
dan friesen
And in the same way that that interview with Reverend Childress was transformational in Alex's being able to call it a false flag, this interview with Larry Nichols, I believe is fully transformative and sets the stage for Alex accepting Trump as a potential candidate.
jordan holmes
Really?
dan friesen
This interview is incredibly fucked up.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And really scary.
And once I break down to you throughout the course of this just who Larry Nichols is, it's going to become even worse.
I'm going to let the first clip play.
And you can see the beginnings of the interview, what this guy is all about.
alex jones
We know bad stuff's coming.
What do you see happening?
larry nichols
Well, it's exactly what you and I had talked about years ago.
Thankfully, thanks to you and other programs, we stopped it.
You know, Bill was using, if you'll recall, Alex, Jesse Jackson.
Remember, Jesse Jackson was supposed to start riots in five major cities.
And then Bill Clinton would, of course, have to declare martial law.
And once they get the provisional government rule in, then they get to be key.
The fuck are you talking about?
Well, now, we've got problems.
They're festering it up.
And no, you are so right.
It's not about race, Alex.
I mean, yeah, there's the underpinning of race.
The folks, all of this that's going on is about power.
And the Clintons absorb power like we take in Sunshine.
Now, the thing that's going on today, you have to be so careful, so very careful, because at any time, you know they're going to start tit for tat.
Well, you kill some black guys, somebody kill some white guys.
Black guys kill some more black guys.
And then you end up in this total chaos.
And when that happens, all bets are off.
And whoever is sitting, folks, whoever is in power when this thing collapses, they become king or queen.
dan friesen
Yeah, so that's sort of his introduction.
jordan holmes
So that is like whoever's in power gets to become king or queen is like, hey, finally, Trump is in power and he gets to become king.
dan friesen
Well, it's not yet.
That's not their conception yet.
Also, I am sick!
jordan holmes
Of white people with southern accents telling me it's not about race.
dan friesen
It's not about race, y 'all.
jordan holmes
Guys!
dan friesen
It's bad optics.
jordan holmes
Guys, come on!
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You have a southern accent.
At the very least, hide it better.
dan friesen
Boy, howdy, I tell you, it's not about race.
unidentified
Oh, yeah, oh, nah, it ain't about race around here.
dan friesen
Foghorn Leghorn telling you it's not about the chicken hawk.
jordan holmes
It's always the people who fucking want that race war so much who say, Oh, well, it's going to start the tit for tat.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Then we're going to be justified.
It's just going to start the war and it's just going to go back and forth and then it's going to be, hey, we don't have a choice.
We don't have a choice.
dan friesen
And the way they always present it is blacks do something and then whites have to respond.
jordan holmes
It's a retaliation.
dan friesen
It's never about the systematic racism that's going on that causes black people to mostly legitimately just protest.
jordan holmes
That causes that shit.
Yeah.
dan friesen
It doesn't cause murders, but it causes, essentially, protest.
jordan holmes
Nobody is fucking protesting because shit is going so great.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And no one's protesting because they want freebies or some shit.
jordan holmes
No!
dan friesen
So, I agree with you.
Larry is bad optics.
jordan holmes
Larry is bad.
I'm not a big fan of Larry so far.
dan friesen
So I cut out a bunch of shit because it was nonsense and it's just about like Vince Foster getting murdered.
jordan holmes
Or Mr. Nichols if you're racist.
dan friesen
Or if you're nasty.
There's a bunch of shit that I cut out about like Vince Foster's murder.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And how Larry Nichols along with...
jordan holmes
I think that's one thing that we do need to stop.
We need to stop calling it Vince Foster's murder.
Right.
dan friesen
Sorry.
jordan holmes
I agree.
Do you see how you get that...
You get that narrative.
You're already on the defensive by calling it Vince Foster's murder.
dan friesen
I should have called it his death.
jordan holmes
We're talking about Vince Foster's suicide.
dan friesen
Vince Foster's very suspicious suicide.
jordan holmes
His not suspicious at all suicide.
dan friesen
It is a little weird.
jordan holmes
It is a little weird.
In the same way that the Fox News fucks are making that one dude Seth.
dan friesen
Seth Rich?
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
I wasn't going to say his name because fuck you if you think that matters.
But it's the same way that they're...
Once you frame the conversation that way...
Now, before I even start talking to you, I'm on the defensive.
dan friesen
Well, the only difference is that Vince Foster did kill himself, and Seth Rich was murdered.
jordan holmes
So it's not Vince Foster's murder, it's Vince Foster's suicide.
Seth Rich was murdered, I agree.
dan friesen
So it's a little different.
They're contextualizing his actual murder in a bad way, as opposed to...
jordan holmes
Inventing a murder whole cloth.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
But it's still that same conspiracy bent of, it was a murder because of this.
dan friesen
Right.
What's more important is that Larry is coming on the show, and he has a very specific message for Alex.
And it's incredibly fucked up, and I think it's...
You can see it if you watch the video of this episode.
You can see Alex start to get it.
You can see the pieces and the cogs in his brain start to move.
And this clip is really where you can just see it in his face.
Like, I'm starting to get it.
I am a savior.
I am the savior of the world.
jordan holmes
world.
unidentified
So you think this is a full-on Jesus complex thing that's being developed over time?
dan friesen
Listen to this clip and tell me I'm wrong.
larry nichols
Okay.
unidentified
But remember, these people have certain goals they want, and they're going to get them.
larry nichols
And the reason Alex, I think, can testify to it, because I told him years ago, 20-something years ago, of the goals that they were going to accomplish And here they are.
jordan holmes
Oh, it's just some down-home country racism?
It's not.
alex jones
Break down some of their goals, what they want, who they work for, where they're going.
larry nichols
Well, right now, what they want is to get absolute control of government.
Because once you control government, you make the rules.
The next thing they want to do, they want to move us into full, more communism.
It's not funny, but here you got old Bernie Sanders, a socialist, running against Hillary.
Nobody will tell the truth.
You got a socialist against the communists.
unidentified
They want us to become a communist society.
larry nichols
Then, they want to take the Middle East.
Why?
Because if you can destabilize the Middle East, Alex, and the Clintons knew this 20 years ago, if you can destabilize the Middle East, you know what you do?
jordan holmes
That's a tough goal to accomplish.
Tough to destabilize the Middle East.
Boy, that one's a hard sell!
dan friesen
Let's pause there for just a second.
jordan holmes
I don't know if you could destabilize the Middle East.
That's the goal you're going for.
Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
Can't quite figure out how to achieve that goal.
jordan holmes
Has Trump brought peace to the Middle East yet to defend the Russian narrative?
dan friesen
We're recording this over the weekend.
He's on his trip, and at press time, he has still not delivered his speech about Islam.
jordan holmes
He's still not delivered.
dan friesen
It will probably cause a world war.
jordan holmes
God.
dan friesen
Stephen Miller is writing that speech.
That's insane.
I don't...
jordan holmes
Nothing is real.
Nothing is real!
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, I mean, yeah.
jordan holmes
We hate Muslims, but this speech is going to bring us all together.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Thanks to Stephen Miller, noted race-baiting Muslim hater.
dan friesen
So, I mean, yeah, destabilizing the Middle East, that's their end goal.
Congratulations.
You can just do nothing.
jordan holmes
You guys, before you even started, you did a great job.
dan friesen
Before America was even, like, a kernel of an idea in people's minds, the Middle East was in trouble.
Like, in the Bible, it's in trouble.
jordan holmes
In the Quran, it's in trouble.
dan friesen
Yeah, so that's weird.
But now, the end of this clip gets to my point about Alex.
And his...
Supposed place in the world.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
larry nichols
And so all of this is moving that away.
And Hillary, may I make a prediction?
Number one, Jeb Bush is going to be the Republican nomination for president for the Republicans, and Hillary is going to be the next president, unless, Alex, you, you let him get on a boat of lightning and somehow can get the Tea Party to rise up together and stop it.
jordan holmes
Jesus fucking Christ.
dan friesen
So you see there.
jordan holmes
That was the call to action for our hero.
This was our hero's journey right there.
dan friesen
Only you.
jordan holmes
That was the call to action.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, this is some Joseph Campbell straight out of the fucking central casting kind of shit.
dan friesen
So now it's time to talk about Larry Nichols.
Who is this?
Twangly-voiced old man on the phone.
jordan holmes
This fucking personification of old, white, southern-privileged white dude.
dan friesen
He presents himself as someone who was with Bill Clinton from the beginning, from before he was ever in office.
jordan holmes
Right, so he's Arkansasian.
dan friesen
He is.
But the reality is that there's no evidence that his relationship with Bill Clinton predates Bill Clinton being governor of Arkansas.
He was hired by Bill Clinton when he was governor in 1988.
He was hired as the marketing director for the Arkansas Development Finance Authority.
Jesus, dude!
For real!
And...
To senators and politicians who supported the Contras.
jordan holmes
For real?
dan friesen
For real.
jordan holmes
Jesus Christ, dude.
dan friesen
642 calls that are easily traced.
Because of this, Clinton fired him.
jordan holmes
Oh!
dan friesen
Yeah.
So he got fired.
Immediately.
jordan holmes
Insider.
dan friesen
Nichols.
jordan holmes
Insider.
dan friesen
Nichols sued.
jordan holmes
He got fired for being too close to the truth.
dan friesen
Making too many close phone calls.
jordan holmes
Vince Foster!
dan friesen
So Nichols sued Clinton for improper dismissal and used this as a platform to smear Clinton during his 1990 re-election campaign.
Much of what we know now is that Clinton conspiracies come directly from Larry Nichols.
Almost all of it.
jordan holmes
The Vince Foster?
dan friesen
Yep.
unidentified
The idea of the Mina, Arkansas airport, the drug running that was going through that.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
It all came from him.
dan friesen
He brought forth a bunch of women who Bill was having affairs with.
Some of them real.
Some of them not.
Right.
unidentified
On January.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
unidentified
Which before we go any further, nobody.
jordan holmes
Nobody here between the two of us is going to say that Bill Clinton is not, at the very least, mostly a rapist.
dan friesen
Yeah, totally.
jordan holmes
He's a super rapist.
dan friesen
He's a real bad bro.
jordan holmes
He's a real bad bro.
dan friesen
But at the same time, even really terrible people can be the victims of misinformation campaigns.
Yeah.
I would like Bill Clinton to be responsible for the things that he has done.
jordan holmes
I would like him to be held responsible.
dan friesen
That's what I mean.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
But at the same time, the stuff that's not true is absolutely irresponsible, and it has poisoned our discourse.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
So on January 25th, 1992, Nichols announced that he was dropping his lawsuit against Bill Clinton.
He said, quote...
jordan holmes
Wonder why?
dan friesen
He said, quote, It is time to call the fight I have with Bill Clinton over.
I set out to destroy him for what I believed happened to me.
Interesting.
jordan holmes
He waged a war and wound up winning.
dan friesen
In the long run, certainly.
So anyway, I want to talk more shit on Larry Nichols.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's right.
dan friesen
So in 2013, Nichols dropped a bombshell on the Pete Santilli show, which is a right-wing radio show.
jordan holmes
Pete Santilli, is he still around?
dan friesen
He very calmly admitted that he had murdered people on command for Bill and Hillary Clinton.
jordan holmes
What?
dan friesen
Yeah.
He admitted he had committed murders.
So, hold on.
Quote.
This is a quote.
They sent me overseas to kill people for them, and told me it was for the good of the country.
So when they asked me to do it for them in the States, it felt no different.
The real truth is, I did it for the money, and I didn't even give a shit about the women I beat and the men I murdered.
The Clintons are bad people, and I did bad...
jordan holmes
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
dan friesen
Hold on.
unidentified
Not...
jordan holmes
Let me finish this quote.
Alright, alright.
dan friesen
The Clintons are bad people and I did bad things for them.
I had to live with that for all these years and I just don't care anymore who knows it.
How's that quote grab you?
jordan holmes
It sounds like he didn't really have to struggle with that internal problem at all.
dan friesen
He killed a bunch of people.
jordan holmes
I killed a bunch of people overseas so then I did it here and I don't really care.
That's a psychopath.
That's what a psychopath says.
dan friesen
Yeah, I assume the killing people overseas is like he was in the military.
I don't know that to be...
Sure, exactly.
jordan holmes
But then he said he killed people here, too, so it's not...
dan friesen
That's straight-up murders.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he just murdered.
He just murdered and said he didn't care.
And then he said, then he was like, oh, I had to live with it.
No, clearly you did not.
dan friesen
But that was in 2013 on a right-wing radio show.
He was interviewed by Mother Jones in 2015.
jordan holmes
Oh!
dan friesen
In April of 2015, and this is a quote from the article.
Of the original band of Clinton hunters, only Nichols kept up the ruse, doing interviews with fringe right-wing radio hosts, even boasting in 2013 that he had been Bill's personal hitman, which he now says he didn't mean, and wouldn't have said if he hadn't been on Painkillers.
unidentified
Oh, Vicodin.
jordan holmes
Who among us has not taken a few Vicodin and then admitted to murder?
What?
Look.
He who is without Vicodin casts the first stone.
dan friesen
He who is without sin casts the first pill.
What an asshole, right?
unidentified
What a dick!
dan friesen
What a stupid asshole.
jordan holmes
Oh, God.
The fact that you can just walk that shit back is so infuriating.
dan friesen
Best case scenario, he is a murderer who has a pill problem and then doubles back on it and pretends, oh, I didn't mean to say that.
But worst case scenario, which is the most realistic scenario, he's a complete liar and a drug addict.
jordan holmes
Inveterate, doesn't give a shit, psychopath.
dan friesen
Who was fired by Bill Clinton, got ruptured.
Because of that, they...
Glom on to these theories.
And they're like, oh no, yeah, all this shit is true.
Vince Foster, Mina, all this, oh yeah, and it's all coming from this asshole.
I want to say a few more things.
jordan holmes
Tell me a few more things.
dan friesen
So I read this entire Mother Jones article.
jordan holmes
I'm never going to speak in this voice again.
dan friesen
This article was from April 2015, which if you're keeping track...
Is two months before the episode of Alex Jones' show that we're listening to.
jordan holmes
I am keeping track.
dan friesen
The things that we've heard him say on Alex Jones' show up till this point have been pretty harshly anti-Hillary Clinton.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Very much about how they're going to destroy the world.
jordan holmes
It's him keeping up the ruse!
dan friesen
And a couple of the other clips that I'm going to play later really bring into focus how he thinks that Hillary Clinton is going to destroy the world.
Now, in this April 15th...
2015 article.
jordan holmes
A few months before.
dan friesen
Here is a quote.
This is just a direct quote from the article.
But something strange has come over, Larry.
After six years of watching Barack Hussein Obama cower in the face of Islamists, Nichols believes the family he spent two decades tarring as cold-blooded crooks might just be the only people who can save the country.
jordan holmes
Oh, for fuck's sake.
dan friesen
Quote, I'm not saying I like Hillary.
You hear me?
He said defensively.
I'm not saying I like Hillary Rodham Clinton.
I'm not saying anything I've said I take back.
But God help me, I'm going to have to stand up and tell conservative patriots we have no choice but to give Hillary her shot.
Quote, I know she won't flinch, he continued.
That's a mean son-of-a-bitch woman that can be laying over four people and say, he paraphrased her now infamous response to hostile congressional questioning on the deaths of four Americans in Libya, what the hell difference does it make?
He was against Clinton because of Whitewater.
He's now voting for her because of Benghazi.
Because she was so cold-blooded about Benghazi, he thinks she'll be able to take out Muslims.
This is a farce.
This is complete insanity.
Two months before, he's spouting this bullshit in a publication.
jordan holmes
Holy shit.
This is the Thin Man with Nick and Nora.
This is just fucking ridiculous.
dan friesen
It's through the looking glass propaganda.
jordan holmes
These guys will just say anything.
They'll just say whatever's politically expedient.
It's the mark of a psychopath.
I shouldn't bring psychopath into it because that's a very specific diagnostic.
dan friesen
And it's a record label.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
With the juggalos.
jordan holmes
It is this type of opportunist that seems to have no conscience.
dan friesen
No, not at all.
jordan holmes
Who will just, like, if you're getting any press, say whatever it is you think the press wants to hear to bring a positive light to you.
dan friesen
Or an interesting light.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Even if it's not positive.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Because this Mother Jones reporter can fully document that he went on this show and said that he was Clinton's hitman, and then he said, uh, I was on pills.
Right.
I didn't mean that.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So it's not even a positive light, it's just, hey, how do I sell my personal brand?
jordan holmes
Exactly.
I just want you to talk about me.
And so I'm going to do whatever it is that makes you talk about me better.
dan friesen
And I fully don't think that the Clintons are great.
I think they have a whole lot of problems.
And we have said this even on the show, Bill Clinton deserves to be charged for war crimes.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
As all of our presidents for the last maybe 40 years all do.
jordan holmes
At least.
dan friesen
But at the same time...
He doesn't deserve the tarring that he's gotten because of all of these fake shit.
jordan holmes
It's the tarring because of the fake shit.
dan friesen
And Hillary gets it way worse.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
Because she's a woman and because she's relevant.
This bill's not relevant anymore.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
He can't become president again.
He's kind of a neutral threat.
And now Hillary is the one, and in the 2016 election, she was basically the one who had to take all the brunt.
For all of these conspiracies that mostly had to do with Bill.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And most of them come from Larry Nichols.
jordan holmes
Of course.
Well, the fascinating thing is...
dan friesen
Perfect Infowars guest.
jordan holmes
The fascinating thing is that part of the reason that you invent so much fake shit is because most of the real shit that you would complain about Hillary, like, part of the reason that you have to invent these emails, part of the reason that you have to invent Vince Foster, is because the real stuff that you and I disliked about her...
That stuff that your guy is guilty of.
dan friesen
True.
jordan holmes
The stuff that I disliked about Hillary, the super predator stuff, the racism stuff, all of this stuff, or just the accepting hundreds of thousands of dollars to speak for Goldman Sachs, that kind of a thing.
That is stuff that I dislike because it is a legitimate criticism.
And if you're on the right and you dislike that stuff...
That is a legitimate criticism.
But you have to invent fake shit to hate her because your guy did all of that and more.
dan friesen
You have to find ways around logical consistency.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And the only way to do that is to say, like, look, they all did that.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But these Clintons did worse.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
It's not bad that, you know, Hillary took millions of dollars from yada yada yada.
dan friesen
She sold the uranium to Russia.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Trump did the same thing.
But Trump didn't kill Vince Foster.
unidentified
Didn't.
jordan holmes
So it's that kind of...
It's that extra thing.
Because if you just...
If you just criticize Hillary for the reasons that she should be criticized, your guy doesn't look as good.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
He doesn't look as good.
dan friesen
Kind of falls apart.
jordan holmes
It does.
dan friesen
So let's get back to the clips.
Because in that last one that we played before we laid out Larry Nichols, he had said, Alex, you...
jordan holmes
Are our savior.
dan friesen
You have to do this.
jordan holmes
If it isn't for you mobilizing the tea party, all of the patriots will die.
dan friesen
And the rest of this just becomes a save me, Obi-Wan, you're our only hope kind of thing.
I really think that this is foundational.
This is a moment where Alex kind of...
He gets it.
jordan holmes
Okay, I'm gonna listen to this clip and then I'm gonna ask you a question.
dan friesen
Okay, here's the next one.
This is Larry Nichols explaining that everything comes down to this 2016 election.
larry nichols
All she's gotta do is the other thing that we learned and we used every day, Alex.
How do you win an election?
Number one, you control your opposition.
jordan holmes
Hillary...
larry nichols
And her power players are controlling the RNC, and they're making sure somebody like Jeb Bush on Earth is going to be the nominee, somebody that cannot beat them, somebody that cannot possibly activate the conservatives in this country and get them so excited they'll come out and vote.
alex jones
The fix is in.
larry nichols
The fix is in.
Yep.
Now, not to mention, good...
jordan holmes
Boy, you ain't never seen nobody like this!
larry nichols
as I have.
This is coming for you.
This is coming for this country.
This is coming, Alex, for your children.
That's why, by God, you gotta fight.
My grandbabies, that's why I gotta do what I don't wanna do.
I'm 65 years old.
I wanna sit out in a pasture somewhere and say, "Hey." Do it.
Go.
unidentified
I'm done.
larry nichols
I'm done.
But you're not going.
jordan holmes
Die alone.
larry nichols
Maybe y 'all think this is hyper sensationalism, but you better listen to me.
You're not going to have a country when this thing is done, and this thing is going to be in the next election.
There won't be another election, Alex.
Hey, they got elections in Cuba, don't they?
But they're not free.
They're not fair.
dan friesen
So that's his sort of take on what will happen if Hillary wins.
jordan holmes
God, it's too similar to what happened when Trump won.
Here's the thing.
Here's the thing that did happen today.
In Iran, the Reformist Party destroyed the conservatives.
Just murdered them!
And it was projected to be a close election.
What they found out was that young people came out and voted in droves to make sure that Iran opened up.
Like, they wanted an Iran similar to pre-1980s.
dan friesen
Well, and Russia didn't think they needed to influence that campaign at all.
jordan holmes
Sure didn't seem like that.
Well, we'll see what Khomeini has to say about everything.
But that is the interesting thing there, is that there is that sliver of hope right now saying that the 2018 elections will be free and fair.
dan friesen
We hope.
jordan holmes
But there is no part of cynical me that doesn't think gerrymandering has only gotten stronger, and they will still retain power no matter what.
Regardless of whether or not it's, we're going to kill you at the ballot box, it's more just like...
Nope, you're not allowed to vote.
dan friesen
We're going to redistrict this very strategically and figure out exactly how to make sure our party stays in power.
And let's be totally clear that in some ways both parties are very guilty of, but if you look at the history, the conservative Republicans have been way more guilty.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
But both parties do it to some extent.
Of course.
jordan holmes
Well, here's my question.
dan friesen
This is the bottom line.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
And this is...
Another important thing that needs to be said.
Neither of us are lovers of Democrats.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
We just hate the state of the Republicans.
jordan holmes
I'm not going to say we, because as much as our politics overlap, I know there are plenty of things that I believe that maybe you don't want to sign off on.
dan friesen
I might privately.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
But to me, it is that...
The Democratic Party too often allows themselves to be drawn further right as the right goes further right.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And you...
That window...
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Rather than fight even harder, like in the tug of war...
They get closer and closer to the middle and think that's fine.
dan friesen
Yeah, but that's exactly that same thing about the left trying to be overly empathic.
jordan holmes
Well, I think it's more like, not with the left, I mean with the Democrats.
With the Democratic Party, there is the idea of pragmatism as being more important to anything.
As opposed to...
And it becomes a twisted and warped version of pragmatism.
Like, that nationalistic, you know, disenfranchised vote.
That whole thing.
Like, there's a reason that Bernie captured a lot of those people.
dan friesen
Totally.
jordan holmes
Because we were primed for that kind of, hey, we've been fucked over.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And you've helped us fuck people over.
Or you've helped us get fucked over.
Like, all of those things.
If you had actually laid out a progressive vision, just like the Obamacare provisions that people keep, like, so long as you don't put it next to Obamacare, a majority of people say, yes, pre-existing conditions should be covered.
dan friesen
I like the things, I hate the name.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
So if you lay out that actual progressive vision, it's far more pragmatic to getting you elected than this imaginary idea of what's pragmatic.
dan friesen
Agreed.
jordan holmes
Such a huge disconnect with the Democratic Party, or perhaps the Democratic leadership.
dan friesen
I think you're correct.
jordan holmes
Alrighty, so here's the question.
dan friesen
What's up?
jordan holmes
Okay.
Nichols, you think, is that kind of like germ that starts in Alex?
dan friesen
I think he's the old Jedi who's coming and saying, you have a mission.
jordan holmes
You're the one who has, you're helping Obi-Wan, you're my only hope, right?
dan friesen
I honestly think it's in the next clip I'm going to play.
But it's a message that's like, you thought your work is done.
It's not done.
jordan holmes
Well, here's my question.
Do you think Nichols knows how influential Alex is?
Is he just throwing darts at the wall saying this to anybody who may be influential?
Or is he just jerking Alex off to be on his show?
dan friesen
No, I think Alex considers him to be a luminary.
No, no, no.
jordan holmes
I mean Nichols.
What does Nichols see Alex as?
unidentified
No, no, no.
dan friesen
I understand.
I only explained the dynamic from the other direction to express that I think that Nichols knows he's big dog to Alex in terms of credibility.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
But at the same time, he absolutely knows that Alex has a huge platform.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I'm sure he went on that other guy's show and said that he was a fucking killer when he was on Pills.
So he'll go on anybody's show.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But he clearly, as Alex and him discussed, have a decades-long relationship.
He knows.
He's watched Infowars grow to the point that it is.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He's not just saying this as...
jordan holmes
But maybe the better distillation of my question is, do you think he's trying to use Alex, or do you think he actually believes this?
So, like, is he jerking Alex off in an attempt to be like, now I can manipulate Alex's followers?
Or is he saying, Alex, you really do have this influence, and I believe in you?
That kind of a thing.
dan friesen
This is something that only his therapist could probably answer.
If he has a therapist, I don't think he does.
jordan holmes
Well, we all know therapists are evil brainwashers.
dan friesen
Totally.
jordan holmes
They'll give you vaccines!
dan friesen
Yeah.
Those therapist vaccines.
jordan holmes
Therapist vaccines!
dan friesen
The reason that I answer that ambivalently is because we look at his history.
Like I said, he sued Bill Clinton and then said, I dropped the lawsuit because I wanted to destroy him for what I believed happened to me.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
He claimed to be a hitman and then later was like, look, I was just on pills.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So who knows where his actual center is?
Larry is a person who lacks credibility because he's clearly lied in public and on conservative radio shows in the past.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
I would say...
jordan holmes
And lied about lying on those shows.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
I would say that he...
Here's why it's difficult.
Four months before this, or three months before this, he did that interview where he said, we've got to give Hillary a chance.
She might be able to destroy these Muslims.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So who knows where his fucking head is at?
I think he might still be on pills, quite frankly.
I have no idea.
jordan holmes
Maybe he's found some better...
Do we know where he's at now?
dan friesen
No, I have no idea.
jordan holmes
I wonder if he's found better pills.
dan friesen
He's not dead.
I do know that.
But that quick contradiction...
A couple months, just 100% contradiction?
I have no idea what he really means.
But I glean from the interview that he respects Alex Jones' audience in as much as they can possibly help him work towards his decades-long goal of destroying the Clintons.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And I think that's where he's coming from.
jordan holmes
You think he's still on that tip?
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Okay.
So even though he said in that previous interview, we should give Hillary a chance, he's still going on Alex Jones with that kind of, in the back of his head, like, fuck the Clintons!
dan friesen
Well, here's the only reason I'm going to give him a little bit of a wide berth about that, supporting Hillary in the interview.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
The reason he supported her in that interview is that he believes that she's cutthroat, cold-blooded.
And could destroy these Islamists that he seems to be afraid of now.
jordan holmes
Which he may have been!
dan friesen
Well, but if that is his rationalization for in that interview supporting Hillary, it still does kind of match up philosophically with what he's saying in this interview, where he's saying that they're going to try and get Jeb Bush in.
If there was an alternative that was...
The person who was going to be cutthroat with these Islamists that he imagines.
I think he would be on their side as opposed to Hillary.
jordan holmes
Trump.
dan friesen
If Trump had existed as a logical counter-example on June 18th, which he doesn't.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
So that part doesn't seem to me to be a logical contradiction.
jordan holmes
I can see that.
dan friesen
It does discredit Larry Nichols a bit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But only in so much as it's like, okay, you are just really afraid of Muslims.
jordan holmes
Ideologically, he just wants somebody who hates Muslims.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
So it would make sense for him to support anybody who he thinks is going to accomplish the goal of fucking over Muslims.
dan friesen
And at the same time, he will accept a deal with the devil, because he does believe that the Clintons are the devil, in order to fight a non-white devil.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He would be like, I'd rather deal with these white people I really hate.
jordan holmes
Which we all know.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
A non-white devil in the bush is better than two non-white devils in the hand.
I have no idea.
dan friesen
That's from the Farmer's Almanac.
So, like, I'm going to play the rest of these clips because I really think...
I mean, most of them are just reinforcing this.
Alex Jones is getting...
His, like, booster shot of, I have to save the world.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And you can see it in his face, inasmuch as he barely interrupts Larry.
Larry just gets a fucking free birth to talk, whereas he interrupts everybody else.
jordan holmes
The only way you get a free birth to talk is if you are sucking Alex Jones' Jesus complex dick.
dan friesen
Well, he already said, you're the one who can save us.
jordan holmes
You are the one.
dan friesen
I think I cut it out earlier, but he, Larry Nichols says, You're the only reason I'm alive.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
Because I came on your show years ago, and I made it public, and otherwise the Clintons would have killed me.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
Otherwise I would have been Vince Foster 2.0.
dan friesen
I hide in the sunlight.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
That sort of thing.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And so he's playing into Alex's worst impulses.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And anyway, this next clip is actually philosophically very inconsistent and dumb.
But he's trying to express basically the idea of like, could you imagine this scenario 20 years ago?
That's sort of his premise.
And I'll let him play it out.
And because it's a couple months later, we can just sort of...
jordan holmes
Well, the answer for all of us is no.
dan friesen
But also we can be like, oh man, come on.
larry nichols
Can you imagine 20 years ago telling a reporter that's been dedicated or...
Put in the pool of reporters that they can't attend an event by a presidential nominee?
Are you kidding me?
No.
Twenty years ago, Alex, could you believe somebody could run for president of the United States?
And, oh gee, for three or four months, I'm not going to even talk, answer any questions from anyone.
dan friesen
So that's problematic for that.
But again, he's not supporting Trump at this point.
jordan holmes
I don't even know what to do with that anymore.
Because just like, well, I mean, that exact situation.
Because just like with everything Trump does now, you can pull a tweet from 2014 where he says, do the exact opposite.
I mean, it's literally everything.
It's bananas.
So there's no, like, hypocrisy is no longer an argument.
dan friesen
No, no, no, but I want to be clear.
It's not really about hypocrisy.
This thing that I find really fascinating about this interview is that it lays the foundation for Alex realizing he has to save the world.
jordan holmes
To me, listening to this right now, it really does crystallize the fact, and it can no longer be speculation.
It is the fact that...
There are separate realities now.
dan friesen
Totally.
jordan holmes
Complete full breaks between reality.
Like, there's no bridging those gaps anymore.
unidentified
Probably not.
jordan holmes
Because these guys live in a completely separate reality.
That idea of, like, well, when Clinton does it, it's evil.
Even though Trump is doing it, he's not really doing it.
It was only evil if Clinton did it.
It's not really evil if Trump does it.
If Trump does it, it's because it's in service to this larger thing, which means that it doesn't matter what he's doing so long as it's in service to this larger thing.
But Clinton was doing what Trump is doing, but in service to this other...
I know.
Breakdown.
dan friesen
And now we get to this idea of separate realities is really interesting because we get to this.
The people who are listening to Alex Jones do live in a separate reality.
jordan holmes
Completely.
dan friesen
Because they listen to him.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Alex is reporting these things from sources like Larry Nichols.
Or, in the past, we talked about Larry C. Johnson, that discredited CIA agent.
jordan holmes
It's always a Larry.
dan friesen
There's a lot of weird Larrys.
jordan holmes
A lot of Larrys, a lot of Southern accents going on in the Alex Jones show.
dan friesen
So, what I'm interested in, and this is where the board with thread is going to come in eventually, once I put it on my wall, is going to be...
jordan holmes
Your whiteboard with your dry erase markers is sadly empty right now.
dan friesen
It's going to come down to, like...
This is a false reality, but who's exploiting it and who's being exploited by it?
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
To a certain extent, I know Alex Jones is making millions of dollars off this shit, but at the same time, he doesn't have the same motivations that Larry Nichols does.
Larry Nichols got fucked by Bill Clinton and fired for him calling the Contras and trying to arrange a bunch of shit like that in Nicaragua.
He took it very personally and has been on a 30-year campaign to destroy them.
jordan holmes
Here's a question.
unidentified
Hold on.
jordan holmes
Okay, sorry.
Yeah, yeah, sorry.
This just popped in my head.
dan friesen
So he has all these sources that have various axes to grind that if he looked into them at all, he'd be like, you can't be on my show.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
You're not a good source.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
You can't do this.
But because he is okay with the agenda they're pushing...
He becomes complicit in that false reality.
jordan holmes
Well, he's happy with their agenda because their agenda dovetails with his.
dan friesen
But the false reality is created by these weirdos that come onto his show as opposed to him.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
He's the facilitator of the false reality that exists in the mind of his listeners.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So basically, the people who are the progenitors of the virus are the people like Larry Nichols.
jordan holmes
The mem, if you will.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
God damn it.
I will never forgive that fuck.
dan friesen
Yeah, that course he just learned to pronounce words.
jordan holmes
Learn to pronounce meme.
Don't be a dick.
dan friesen
I'm becoming ultimately way more fascinated in the idea of the information funnel.
The sources that these things come from to Alex.
Now, granted, I'm never going to let him off the hook.
He's complicit.
And a lot of it falls into his prepackaged narratives.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But he would not be able to push it at all without...
Feigning credibility for people like the two Larrys.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Or even for Steve Pachenik.
jordan holmes
Two Larrys and a pizza place.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Two Larrys and a Pachenik place.
jordan holmes
Here's my next question.
And I think this blows my mind that I haven't asked this before.
Is Larry Nichols being paid?
Like, are his guests being paid to come on the show?
dan friesen
Alex's?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I have no idea.
jordan holmes
Did Larry Nichols get a fee for this?
dan friesen
I have no idea.
jordan holmes
Does that not change everything?
dan friesen
I bet they at least have to sign something.
There has to be a release.
Because they're making money off it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, they have to be paid for this.
So, of course, Nichols would say something super positive to Alex Jones if he's getting paid because it's a gig, man.
Maybe I'll get paid down the line.
dan friesen
I'm not ready to agree with that just because I have no evidence of it.
I don't know.
jordan holmes
I want...
Now that's the only thing I want to know.
dan friesen
Well, I've been on radio shows for free.
I've signed things.
I have.
jordan holmes
Have you been on...
dan friesen
My name is Larry Nichols.
jordan holmes
You son of a bitch!
dan friesen
I've been lying this whole time.
jordan holmes
How dare you!
dan friesen
No, I have no idea.
jordan holmes
You have hidden your southern accent so well.
dan friesen
You can't...
jordan holmes
Are you actually Jakari Jackson?
dan friesen
I've become an animator.
jordan holmes
Who we've just discovered is a comic book writer now.
dan friesen
I really want to talk to him.
jordan holmes
I do!
And you know what is crazy?
One of his creator-owned comics?
dan friesen
Hold on.
We didn't deal with this at all.
As soon as his voice came up, after I had said he has a great voice, your eyebrows both just went way up.
Like, oh, hello.
jordan holmes
Oh, hello.
dan friesen
It's a great fucking voice.
jordan holmes
It's a great voice.
dan friesen
So great.
jordan holmes
No, here's the thing about his...
So while we were talking about Jakari, I looked him up, and he's a comic book writer now.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And creator.
Independent.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Seems really cool.
And one of his creator-owned comics is Daydream.
Which is about a kid learning to deal with this fantasy world.
And that...
It costs way more money than I'm willing to give somebody who's worked for InfoWars before.
Which is any money at all.
dan friesen
I'm buying it.
As soon as we get done, I'm buying it.
jordan holmes
It does seem like a really fascinating thing for a guy like Jakari Jackson who lived in this fantasy world.
dan friesen
Based on that premise, I'm going to buy it and we're going to critically deconstruct it.
jordan holmes
Jakari!
Jakari!
Email us!
Knowledgefight at gmail dot com!
dan friesen
I really think he's pretty...
I think, based on very little evidence, I think he has a way better head on his shoulders than anybody else at Infowars.
Based on the fact that he's silent through most of that interview, and just looking like...
jordan holmes
But again, that takes us back to the gig, man.
dan friesen
He kind of realizes he's being used as a prop, I think.
And I might be projecting a bunch.
And if I am, I apologize.
jordan holmes
I think it's just hope.
I think we're all hoping that somebody at Infowars can see what's going on.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, there was that guy who came out on Twitter and said that Alex Jones is a fraud and all that shit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
There was that dude.
I can't remember his name now.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Well, Alex Jones is a fraud.
dan friesen
Certainly.
jordan holmes
It's just a matter of degree.
dan friesen
Yeah.
We got a couple more clips left, Jordan.
A couple more clips from Larry.
This next one is about how tyranny is about to hit.
It's happening.
jordan holmes
How so?
dan friesen
Well, he basically explains that illegals are going to vote, which is really interesting.
jordan holmes
Oh, is this the beginning of the three million illegals voted thing?
dan friesen
I don't know, because that came from a guy on Twitter.
jordan holmes
An asshole on Twitter with like five followers who exploded because of this fucking, God, we're all going to die.
dan friesen
But even before that, there was this laying out of the potential narrative.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
And I think it's really interesting to hear this coming from this thoroughly discredited, obvious pillhead.
Who's on Alex's show.
larry nichols
20 years ago, could you have believed this could happen?
Oh, today, trust me, it's happening.
It's happening.
But you got one other problem.
One of the key elements in our system was what we called the broken coalition.
unidentified
Now, there weren't enough blacks in Arkansas in that day to win an election.
larry nichols
Today, nationally, what, it's 12%.
In that day, being queer was bad.
There weren't that many people that came out and said they No!
Fuck you!
You Southern fucking...
Oh, fuck you!
Good old hardcore conservative Christian moral people.
Hardcore conservative Christian is not a good thing!
But what if we got all those little groups together, then we become a power source that can't be touched?
Yeah, like the fucking KKK, you garbage pile of fuck.
which now you have to add in what?
The illegal Mexicans.
So everything in that plan is working exactly like clockwork.
unidentified
And the problem is the American people, Alex, all of you, the Americans American people that still believe that America is or was or whatever, anybody that still believes in America, guys, you're going to have to suit up.
larry nichols
You're going to have to suit up.
You can say, hey, I'm not going to get involved.
I'm not going to do whatever.
Yeah, you are.
You're either going to lose it by giving up or you're going to stand.
And you're going to stand tall and you're going to tell the truth.
alex jones
Well, that's the thing is this isn't going to be boss hog tyranny.
Like you were involved in, just good old boy stuff.
They want to break the system forever, break our will, and domesticate us.
This is a hardcore tyranny.
jordan holmes
I mean, they just hate prosperity.
alex jones
They say we didn't build our businesses.
They tell people in the third world they can't have air conditioning or cars while they're on jumbo jets.
I mean, these are some nasty people.
dan friesen
We've been over those two lives.
Alex is unable to even really engage with the lies that Larry Nichols is saying.
He's only able to go back to his waypoints that we've discussed.
This idea that Obama went overseas and said, hey, you guys can't have air conditioning, when he was talking literally about how modernization in the third world has to go better than it has gone for us because we have reached an unsustainable level.
And we need to do this smarter.
We've learned lessons.
And you shouldn't...
Do all this carbon-emitting shit over here.
And the same way you didn't build your business isn't about how, hey, you dumbass, your business sucks.
Fuck you.
jordan holmes
It's about how, hey, you dumbass, people got to your business by driving on roads.
Do you know how they got those fucking roads?
Yeah, it was the goddamn government.
dan friesen
Everything exists within a context.
And that's something that's...
jordan holmes
This is yet another moment where I'm like...
Who the fuck is Alex Jones?
And how is it that we constantly see this orbit of people around Alex Jones, and yet we can't...
Or at least I can't.
I can't ever quite pin down where Alex is.
unidentified
I kind of can.
jordan holmes
No, no, but I don't mean...
dan friesen
I got a better sense of him than you.
jordan holmes
I don't mean that.
I mean more like...
This Nichols dude is pulling some obvious bullshit with very good manipulative tendrils, all of these different things where he's planting these ideas facehugger style right into Alex Jones' head.
dan friesen
Totally.
jordan holmes
And Alex Jones, at this moment...
Is unable to engage.
Like, he can't understand this shit.
dan friesen
He's taking all it in.
jordan holmes
He's taking it all in, but his response is just...
Like, it's unrelated.
dan friesen
It's clear he's not listening.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
He's listening, but he's unable...
Like, he's a bad interviewer.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Oh, he's a fucking horrendous interviewer.
dan friesen
It's like an interview...
I don't want to compare it to that Chris Farley show sketch where it's like, what about that time you did this?
That sort of thing, but it is kind of that...
jordan holmes
It's super similar to that, though.
dan friesen
I have one thing to go to, and it's these waypoints that I have in my mind, these lies that I've already built up.
jordan holmes
But then we see him six months from now with these same ideas being expressed.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
So it's fascinating to me because it again makes me feel like...
Alex is like the evil child from the Twilight Zone, where it's like, just somehow he has magic powers.
He's just a kid.
He doesn't understand anything of what he's doing.
He's just got these weird powers, and he's using them to hurt people.
And in his child brain, he doesn't get that there's empathy or that any of this exists.
dan friesen
Let me be clear.
Here's what I think.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
If you have...
jordan holmes
I love how we're on, like, episode 10 million and nine, an hour, four billion, and forever.
And we're still, like...
Who is Alex Jones?
dan friesen
It's so hard because every single episode we talk about, there's new evidence that throws everything into question.
jordan holmes
He's bananas!
dan friesen
But I think my sort of Rosetta Stone, if I can use that, or my Marvel card, where it's like I have him and here's his superpowers and his deficiencies.
jordan holmes
From the unbeatable squirrel girl.
Shout out to the best Marvel comic ever.
dan friesen
He's a terrible interviewer.
He's shit.
He interrupts his guests or he says nothing.
Depending on how much he respects them.
Right.
Or how weird his headspace is on that given day.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
He does not engage with input that comes to him that disagrees with his narratives.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So that's like a two on the one to ten chart.
Interview skills.
jordan holmes
Yes.
unidentified
Two.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
But then...
jordan holmes
In his NBA Jam stat lines, that's what we're going with.
dan friesen
But then if you go down to the next one...
The ability to talk about nothing aggressively.
He's a 10. Like, he can just...
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
He would be the world's best senator.
For, like, a bad cause.
Because he could filibuster for 20 hours.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And it would be fucking hilarious.
It would be engaging.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
He wouldn't need a book in front of him.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
He would just start rambling about nonsense.
jordan holmes
If Jimmy Stewart were to star in a movie, it would be Mr. Jones shits on Washington.
dan friesen
Mr. Jones stays in Austin.
jordan holmes
Yeah!
dan friesen
But that is where he shines.
He is able to talk about nothing engagingly for a really long time and bring in disparate details from things that don't really involve but sound just good enough that it makes his argument seem to make sense.
And that is a fucking amazing skill.
jordan holmes
It really is.
It boggles my mind.
dan friesen
I think in one of the first episodes you and I were talking about, you said, I couldn't do that.
jordan holmes
Oh, absolutely not!
dan friesen
And I said, I could do that.
jordan holmes
You absolutely couldn't do that!
dan friesen
And I'm starting to come around to that.
I could not do that.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
I could talk for four hours, for sure.
We've proved that.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
But at the same time, I couldn't spin aggressive yarns about nothing.
For four hours.
He has no preparation.
He has no real details.
But he is able to monologize in an amazing way.
jordan holmes
It is kind of...
dan friesen
He's like one of those comics that you can see...
Like a Marty DeRosa who can get up on stage with nothing and kill.
He's like that.
He is like a guy who's just like...
jordan holmes
Check out Marty and Sarah's podcast about wrestling.
dan friesen
It's great.
But you see him enter the studio, I'm sure, if you were his producer and be like...
I don't know what the fuck he's gonna do.
He hasn't read anything.
And he gets in there and just...
Just rocket ship.
He monologizes for half an hour, comes up with some bullshit, then gets an interview.
They say some shit.
He doesn't really listen.
He gloms on to something they say that works into one of his white nationalist narratives.
And then he's like, alright, let's move farther with this.
And then...
jordan holmes
Right.
Like, it's...
It's like a...
Our connotation for spiders...
When we kind of apply them to propagandists and the like, as people who are completely in control of the web.
He is like a spider on LSD, where it's just like, eh, maybe this will work, I don't fucking know, and just keeps spinning this weird web that doesn't make any goddamn sense.
dan friesen
Because you've seen those...
jordan holmes
I'm sorry, he's a spider on THC, as opposed to LSD, because the LSD ones, they make...
Eerily perfect webs, right?
dan friesen
Intricate patterns.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
It's a spider on crack or something like that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he's a fucked up spider.
dan friesen
Yeah.
He's making a web that he knows, like, there's a reason I'm doing this, but I'm not quite sure.
jordan holmes
I'm not sure what it is.
dan friesen
I know the current, like, we even played that clip.
I wish I could pull it up, but it's somewhere buried in my phone.
But he was talking about how, like, I know what's going on.
But the details, not so sure about.
jordan holmes
Not so much.
Not so much.
dan friesen
And that really gets down to, I think, where his headspace is.
jordan holmes
It is hard to...
dan friesen
He gets the narrative he's supposed to push, and that's coming from the people like Larry Nichols, Larry C. Johnson, Steve Pachenik, Roger Stone, these guys who are feeding him, or even now, Mike Cernovich has become even grandfathered into that sort of pantheon.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Because he's, I mean, without using the word cucked, He's cucked Alex Jones a bit.
He's way more popular than Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
They're putting together a whole different media company.
dan friesen
It's all fun and games until the reality sets in that these people are really working bullshit.
They're doing it intentionally.
jordan holmes
They're growing stronger, but that's the other thing about that.
Again, the Iran election today really was filled with hope for me.
And you see this.
Especially with the local ones, because I think it's Roumani.
I'm not sure how to pronounce it properly.
dan friesen
You're close.
jordan holmes
But he won, and he had already been in office for a long time.
He had already served one term.
The fact that many of those local elections where it is people who have been ruled by the same conservative council members for forever and ever and ever are suddenly now being overtaken by reformists because it's the local elections.
It's that it's that kind of shit.
That's that's the ground game that the Democratic Party has gotten their ass kicked on for so long.
How many governorships are Republican?
How many city councils?
How many state senates?
All of these things.
These are the places where the Republicans have really infiltrated us and destroyed us.
And now in Iran, of all places, you know, there's.
dan friesen
But again, they have a great history way.
jordan holmes
They do have a great history.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
They do.
dan friesen
They have a very progressive history.
jordan holmes
One that was fucked over by us!
Us.
But that's the thing that gives me hope, because again, young people.
I do think that the younger generations, and it is hard to argue anything else, are more progressive.
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Is dumb.
dan friesen
It's dormant.
It's dormant for a bit.
And then society makes progress.
And people start to come together.
unidentified
And we all get rights for gays.
dan friesen
And that's just because that's our modern cycle.
I'm using those examples.
But meanwhile, all these resentful forces are bubbling under the surface.
And they start to build up.
And eventually it gets to a crisis point where...
Everyone who wants society to move forward realizes, alright, we gotta do something about this.
They never do until it becomes a crisis.
That's my theory of generations.
jordan holmes
Yeah!
dan friesen
Is that progressives always push towards progress, but really...
jordan holmes
Until we get complacent.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
And then it hits us.
dan friesen
But not complacent.
It's just when the conservative and regressive forces become radical.
And then it becomes like, well, now it's going to become a problem.
Like in the same way that anti-union shit ended up in riots.
jordan holmes
Ended up in murders.
dan friesen
Yeah, in the same way that the 70s, early 70s, late 60s became bedlam.
It's progress meeting the radicalization of regress.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I think we're probably heading towards that in terms of where our society is going.
The issue is, for me, that's how things go just sort of in a natural ebb and flow.
Right.
unidentified
Without outside influence.
jordan holmes
Every reaction equal and opposite.
dan friesen
Yeah, but when we were talking about around, they had an amazing progressive society until we fucked it up.
Yep.
unidentified
And now they're coming.
jordan holmes
Fuck yeah!
dan friesen
And now of their own, because of generational cycles, they're coming back to that.
And hopefully it will work.
Hopefully it will come back.
I worry that the situation that we have in our country is us doing the same thing to ourselves that we did to foreign countries.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I think we're both...
Again, I don't want to put words in your mouth.
Here is my daily fucking cycle between optimism and cynicism.
It's always going to be, will we do it in time?
I think that's my biggest issue now, right?
I think there will absolutely be a progressive bounce back.
The pendulum will swing back towards progressives.
I don't think that's within question.
dan friesen
It's already happening.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
The question is, will it be in time?
Will we be able to do enough to stop the damage that has already been done and is being done?
Betsy DeVos is murdering schools.
She is absolutely going out of her way to stab small children in the throat.
dan friesen
You know, it's a fun fact that no one seems to want to talk about.
jordan holmes
What?
dan friesen
She and her husband...
jordan holmes
Wait, are you saying that maybe her decision to repeal and remove those loan forgiveness programs has something to do with enriching herself?
Yeah.
unidentified
Odd.
jordan holmes
That's so out of character for the administration that we're living under!
It's wild!
dan friesen
Yeah, it's insane.
But I want to take a further step back.
jordan holmes
I don't know if I can do that.
dan friesen
And look at the world in terms of, like, empires that have existed.
jordan holmes
Do you mean the ones where America falls?
dan friesen
Well, the ones...
I mean, we are living under the American Empire.
I think it's the last...
jordan holmes
Collapsing.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
But the last, you know, couple hundred years has been America as the big superpower.
jordan holmes
I would say the last hundred years.
dan friesen
Certainly.
Yeah.
But you look at these places, like, Greece was a superpower.
And Rome was a superpower.
And the things that happened to them afterwards, they became complacent tourism places.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You know, they found their niche as being like, eh, alright, we're here.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
We got some great stuff you can come check out.
We're actively working against the possibility of that being our future.
That, like, that sort of hammock that superpowers get to after their empires fall.
We're destroying our natural parks.
Trump is trying to work against our natural beauty.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
We have shown over and over again that the statistics in terms of our tourism numbers are way down.
And it might just because we're in conflict and once we come out the other end of it, after we lose, tourism will go back up.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Maybe.
jordan holmes
Well, I think the largest question for our empire, which I think is very unique, is Unique.
Is, will our culture remain dominant?
Because you think about...
dan friesen
Pieces of it.
jordan holmes
You think about Hollywood, and you, like, I think about, will Bollywood take over?
You know, that kind of thing.
Will all of these other people...
dan friesen
If you look in terms of mass numbers, foreign markets have taken over Hollywood.
So many of these movies that bomb in America make billions of dollars overseas.
jordan holmes
Right, but they're still American movies.
Like, they still have that, is it going to be that America will dominate movie culture and that will be, or just fucking McDonald's.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, it's hard to imagine America winning any wars without McDonald's now.
Or Starbucks.
Like, imagine...
Like, I think it was Dylan Morin has the best joke about it.
He sucks.
He does.
dan friesen
I'm kidding.
jordan holmes
You did not.
I respect that.
He did not have a good show.
dan friesen
It was fine.
He's funny.
It was a bad set.
jordan holmes
It was a bad set.
But his bit about how the American Empire started was when the British came in, they kicked everybody out and they were like, fuck off.
We own this now.
And then America just very stealthily builds a Starbucks around you.
That seems to me to be the more empire-building aspect of America.
dan friesen
Now you're talking globalist shit.
jordan holmes
It is!
There's a Starbucks on every fucking corner.
Is that America or is that globalism?
dan friesen
Well, the part of Alex's sort of cosmology that I won't disagree with is that it is clear, I don't think it's by force, that American culture...
has been very attractive to people all around the world.
Now, whether it's through, like, we have billions of dollars and we're going to put Starbucks everywhere, or it's Starbucks takes care with their coffee, they make a quality product, and people enjoy it.
Whether it's one or the other, I'm not entirely sure, but...
jordan holmes
Well, to me, that's the better ambassador for America.
It sure as fuck isn't our foreign policy.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
But the fact that if you're in China, you can go to a McDonald's says more about American hegemony than anything else.
dan friesen
And it says a lot about McDonald's, how much they care about America, that they shift their menu in every country.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
They don't give a fuck about America.
And they shouldn't.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
And they shouldn't.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
They're a business.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
I'm not sure what I'm saying.
jordan holmes
I am really not sure what your argument there is.
dan friesen
We've gone off on a really long, weird path.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's so unusual for us?
dan friesen
Larry Nichols has more things to say.
jordan holmes
It's been so long, I don't know who we're talking about.
dan friesen
For about ten minutes, I've been trying to figure out a way to transition into this clip.
Larry Nichols believes that the Tea Party is the answer to all of society's ills.
And he believes...
jordan holmes
The wrongest of the wrongs.
dan friesen
He believes that the Republicans are actively trying to work against the Tea Party, which was kind of fair in 2015.
jordan holmes
I don't think...
I think they were...
Well, work against...
I think they were trying to usurp the Tea Party as opposed to work against them.
dan friesen
The RNC, not the GNC.
That's the supplement people.
jordan holmes
That's the supplement people.
Eh, they might as well be the ROP.
dan friesen
That's the muscly Alex Jones, the GNC.
jordan holmes
The GOP RNC.
dan friesen
You know me.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you know me.
dan friesen
The RNC does not want to give up control, and so they're threatened by Tea Party.
jordan holmes
True.
dan friesen
That premise is kind of true.
jordan holmes
I would say that premise is accurate.
dan friesen
But this is going to get into things that are less true.
larry nichols
They despise the Tea Party because they know the one thing that I know.
The Tea Party, if it will, if it can be led, the Tea Party can take over the RNC.
And if we took over the RNC, we could take back our country with a choice.
It's not going to be a choice.
Once those Mexicans are made to be able to vote, you will have seen.
Ugh.
dan friesen
Once those Mexicans are allowed to vote.
jordan holmes
Once those Mexicans are allowed to vote.
dan friesen
I know he's talking about illegal immigrants, but at the same time, it's...
jordan holmes
He's not.
dan friesen
He means to.
jordan holmes
He's not.
dan friesen
He means to.
jordan holmes
I think if he was conscious, he would make more of an effort to say so.
But you know exactly what it means.
He means that once Latinos in America, who are American citizens, start voting, it will be towards people who support them.
dan friesen
And don't say this sort of shit about them.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
And don't say they're all rapists.
But that was the demographic argument that was made the entire Clinton campaign, was that, well, Trump doesn't have a chance because...
Now that the demographics have changed so much, it doesn't matter who the Republicans run in a national election.
It only matters where they run regional.
dan friesen
Which goes back to Larry Nichols' fractured demographics argument.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
You bring in the gays, you bring in the blacks, we can now defeat white people.
jordan holmes
As opposed to actually putting forth a progressive plan.
A progressive ideology.
Is the one that is supported by the majority of the United States.
At this point, currently.
It always has been.
dan friesen
I think that's true.
jordan holmes
It always has been.
But the election people will argue against it, and it's hard to believe they will argue against it for any other reason than they're paid a shit ton of money by people to do so.
It's money.
Holy shit.
Find your nearest billionaire and go fuck him.
dan friesen
Holy shit.
jordan holmes
What's your holy shit moment?
dan friesen
I just got a tweet from our friend's band, the Razor Ramones.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Just tweeted me a picture out at some wrestling show.
He's sitting behind someone with an InfoWars shirt.
jordan holmes
Oh, no!
dan friesen
Took a nice picture of some weirdo at this local wrestling show with an InfoWars shirt.
Shout out.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I don't know your name, but the Razor Ramones cool band that has an NWO theme.
unidentified
Love it.
dan friesen
So we've got one more clip left to play, and this one is...
jordan holmes
To all of our listeners, if you are...
Coincidentally going to a wrestling show while we're recording, we will shout you out.
dan friesen
Oh, especially if there is a Hillary for prison shirt.
jordan holmes
Oh, of course.
dan friesen
Seems to be a high incidence of that at wrestling shows.
jordan holmes
I couldn't imagine why.
dan friesen
So, the last clip we're going to play is a nice sort of punchline, and it's weird.
But before we get to it, I want to summate a little bit.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Alex started this show unaware of what to do about the Charleston shooting.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
He ambivalently wandered around and accidentally, probably intentionally, but also accidentally spouted a bunch of incredibly racist ideas.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
He wandered around until he had an African-American preacher on the show who went way further than him and gave him permission and cover.
To be like, oh no, it is all about guns.
jordan holmes
It's all fake.
dan friesen
So that was the first narrative.
Secondarily, he has Larry Nichols on, who, as we've discussed, is a thoroughly discredited guy who got fired by Bill Clinton and has hated him from the jump.
And has done everything in his power to take him down to the extent of lying on public radio shows.
Lying on conservative radio shows and then pretending.
jordan holmes
Lying to liberal interviewers like Mother Jones and the like.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
And then waffling back and forth whether I love Hillary or...
jordan holmes
Or maybe telling the truth to liberal allies.
dan friesen
Who knows?
Who fucking knows?
jordan holmes
He just says whatever it is that will get him attention and will get him what he thinks is his goal.
dan friesen
The point is he's thoroughly discredited.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
He's nothing.
dan friesen
He is an absolute terrible source of information.
At the same time, the things that he's saying to Alex, I do believe, inform the 2016 election campaign.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I think that, Alex, you're the only person who can help us.
That sort of thing.
You need to galvanize the Tea Party people.
Jeb Bush isn't gonna do it.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
These sorts of ideas that Larry Nichols says to Alex, I think are transformative.
I think that they set the bedrock of...
Alex's coverage, and I think it's fucked up that I just started.
I listened to a couple days before Trump's announcement, and they were really boring as shit, nothing really in them.
But just after Trump announces, this episode happens, and I think it is the launching pad for Alex losing his mind.
I think that this will be the beginning of our analysis of just...
jordan holmes
This is the gestation of the xenomorph.
dan friesen
A man's fall from grace.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Well, let's not give him grace.
dan friesen
It wasn't grace.
jordan holmes
Let's not go anywhere near grace.
dan friesen
It's a fall from disgrace.
jordan holmes
It's a man's fall from the seventh level of hell to the ninth.
dan friesen
It's the seventh.
Is that liars?
jordan holmes
I just pulled one.
I don't think it's important, considering how Dante was just pissed off about people he knew.
dan friesen
I love Dante, but yeah, you're totally right.
jordan holmes
He was just picking people he knew to bitch about.
dan friesen
That was it.
And it was mostly about how he had a boner for Beatrice.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, hey, dude's gotta fuck, but I mean, come on.
dan friesen
So this last clip is just a really fun insight into who Larry Nichols is as a person.
jordan holmes
Peacock killer.
dan friesen
He don't give a shit.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
He's done.
It's game over.
jordan holmes
He doesn't care.
dan friesen
It starts with Alex explaining that his book is out of print and it goes from there.
jordan holmes
Wait, that Nichols' book is out of print or Alex's?
Okay.
alex jones
I know your book's out of print when I ask you about that.
How do folks support you or folks want to talk to you or get you to speak to their group?
Come on their show.
I know you give out your home number and your address for folks, so why don't you give that out for people?
jordan holmes
You should not give out your home number.
larry nichols
Look, my phone number is 440-897-0611.
My address is 58 Kensington Drive, Conway, Arkansas, 72034.
And Alex...
I know people going, how many people have you ever had on the show that give out their home number, their home address?
Guys, under this regime, you ain't gonna hide.
You're not gonna hide.
There's no sense in it.
Either we get together, either we form up, or forever set them out.
Because this thing is coming down.
dan friesen
That's crazy.
jordan holmes
And as we speak...
dan friesen
Are you calling him?
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk!
dan friesen
Hey everybody, Dan here.
jordan holmes
And I'm here too.
dan friesen
Here's the deal.
jordan holmes
Oh, I'm Jordan, by the way.
dan friesen
Here's the situation.
We called Larry Nichols.
jordan holmes
We neither admit nor deny that we called Larry Nichols.
I refuse to turn over my cell phone records.
dan friesen
When I say we, I mean you, Jordan.
At this point in the episode, we called Larry Nichols and, spoiler alert, that is his current phone number.
We do not think you should call him.
We want to be very clear.
Leave this old man alone.
Here's the deal.
We called him.
It is still his phone number.
Leave the man alone.
But it was pretty hilarious.
He did answer his phone.
And we talked to him for a little bit.
He refused to say anything, basically.
He didn't refuse.
It wasn't that he was like, hey, I don't want to talk.
He was on oxygen.
And he didn't want to answer any questions about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
He was pretty nice.
dan friesen
He was very nice.
jordan holmes
I bet if we called him again, we could talk to him.
dan friesen
Probably.
We fucked up and didn't tell him it was recording.
And so, in the interest of following the law and just decency, we decided to cut it out.
jordan holmes
Sorry you guys missed that.
dan friesen
You're missing out on some pretty funny stuff.
jordan holmes
Listen, if you haven't subscribed, you're going to miss out on a lot of breaking Stevie Larry Nicks calls.
dan friesen
Anyway, back to the episode.
Enjoy your lives.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
That was really fucked up.
jordan holmes
It's actually his fucking phone number!
Are you shitting me?
I thought that was going to be a bit!
That was actually fucking him!
dan friesen
This is the craziest thing that's ever happened on this podcast.
jordan holmes
That is fucking nuts!
dan friesen
You know what?
He's probably on oxygen.
He really is!
That's not an excuse not to say what he thinks about Trump.
Also, did you get the sense that he kind of does not want to talk about Alex?
jordan holmes
I think he kind of does not want to talk about anything right now.
dan friesen
That's fair.
That's amazing.
jordan holmes
It turns out that he actually did give out his phone number on the show, and two years later...
dan friesen
Didn't change it.
jordan holmes
It's his same fucking number!
dan friesen
So it's on there.
You guys can't call him.
Feel free to call him.
All you hundreds of people out there...
jordan holmes
Or, if you would like to write a letter, it is 58 Kensington Drive, Conway, Arkansas, 72...
544.
dan friesen
Also, when they played that on Alex's show, they had a place card already made up, and it flashed up on screen with his address.
jordan holmes
Holy shit.
dan friesen
Yeah, so it was like, hey, send him your letters.
Send him a Valentine card.
Who knows?
jordan holmes
I never would have expected that that was actually his number.
dan friesen
This is super fucked up.
We just talked to Larry Nichols.
Jordan, I don't know what to do.
We gotta run away.
jordan holmes
Guys, if you support Knowledge Fight, go to knowledgefight.com.
We have a link that you can click to donate.
dan friesen
Yes, absolutely, on knowledgefight.com.
It says support the show.
If you want to donate any amount of money, you'll become a policy wonk.
If you want to donate $10 a month, we will time travel to a certain date.
jordan holmes
And frankly, we're going to call Larry Nichols again, regardless of what you do.
dan friesen
Literally every single show, we're calling Larry Nichols.
You saved that goddamn number.
jordan holmes
Oh, believe me, that number is in my phone.
I have actually added that contact as Larry Nichols.
Do not think that that is not the case.
dan friesen
That's so amazing.
This episode could not have ended any better than I could have imagined.
Like I said, our website is knowledgefight.com.
You can follow us on Twitter at knowledge underscore fight.
Please check us out on iTunes.
If you have not yet, please subscribe and give us a nice rating.
Give us a review.
If you're Larry Nichols, give us a review.
unidentified
Tell us to stop calling you.
dan friesen
But to be fair, look.
jordan holmes
You gave out your fucking number.
That's on you, Mr. Nichols.
dan friesen
I would feel so bad about calling a random person on air, but he did do that.
jordan holmes
He's a fucking monster.
Go fuck himself.
dan friesen
He absolutely is.
jordan holmes
Also, who answers an unwanted number?
dan friesen
Also, I don't like how you put my full name in the street.
jordan holmes
Oh yeah, no.
Larry Nichols is gonna find you, son.
dan friesen
As if he's gonna remember.
He's on oxygen.
jordan holmes
Let me ask you a question, Dan.
Jesus Christ.
Dan, we've all been through an emotional ringer.
dan friesen
I really wish John Rappaport would put out his phone number.
jordan holmes
Larry Nichols is now our spirit guide who will be receiving a weird number of calls from policy wonks.
But if we're going to end the episode, are we going to say some sort of catchphrase?
dan friesen
Well, we've just confirmed that Larry Nichols is still alive.
jordan holmes
Larry Nichols is still alive.
dan friesen
You said I should look it up.
We just didn't.
jordan holmes
He's still alive.
Is anybody else still alive, Dan?
dan friesen
John Rappaport still lives.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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