Today, Dan tells Jordan all about a special report Alex Jones put out on May 22. Topics include: Did Alex Jones put a ton of work into getting White House press credentials only to pretend he doesn't want them? What happens when you actually listen to Alex's show?
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| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
| I'm a huge fan. | ||
| I love your work. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| We're a couple dudes who like to sit around and talk about Alex Jones. | ||
| What's that? | ||
| Slightly different introduction today. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Big news. | ||
| Big news! | ||
| I'm not drinking wine anymore. | ||
| Fake news. | ||
| Fake news! | ||
| Unfortunately, all too real news. | ||
| Guys, I don't want to come to you with a pity party. | ||
| That's not what I'm about. | ||
| But I do want to say that I think that this show is taking a massive effect on my mental health. | ||
| Which is something we've joked about in the past and people have expected. | ||
| And unfortunately, it's kind of true. | ||
| Maybe you were joking. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| You can't listen to copious hours of Alex Jones and not have it take some sort of negative toll on you. | ||
| And the combination of that and excessive drinking... | ||
| Have become unmanageable in my life. | ||
| It is like a death spiral of reinforced behavior. | ||
| The more you drink, the sadder you get. | ||
| And then you listen to Alex Jones and you get angry. | ||
| And then I have to drink for comfort. | ||
| The anger makes you... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| It's a disaster. | ||
| And so moving forward, we're going to stop drinking wine on the show. | ||
| But in replacement, we're going to start drinking comical beverages. | ||
| And so today we've got strawberry-infused Perrier. | ||
| We have a plan for everything. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| So I want to be more clear about this, though, because I don't want people to feel bad for me or anything like that. | ||
| And I definitely choose whatever Alex is doing to me over not, because I do believe that we're doing something... | ||
| Not that important, but reasonably important. | ||
| I mean, more important than most of what else we're doing right now. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| And I made a commitment to myself that I would listen to him every day for a year. | ||
| So we're going to get there no matter what happens to my mental health. | ||
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Right, right, right. | |
| Or even if we stop doing the show. | ||
| I'm going to keep listening. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Just see what happens. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| But in order to make it to that point, I am going to need to... | ||
| Here's the thing. | ||
| Alex makes me very mad. | ||
| I'm triggered, or anything like that. | ||
| The experience of listening to his show is maddening, because I know his lies. | ||
| At this point, we've been doing this, I've been listening every day for like five and a half months. | ||
| I know all of his little lies. | ||
| The waypoints, I've researched them, and I know they're bullshit. | ||
| So whenever a new tragedy happens, or a new narrative for him to go down happens, and he just uses the same lies to reinforce them, it's so frustrating because there's no winning. | ||
| There's no winning against a guy who's that, like, bombastic and entertaining with set lies. | ||
| And with a true commitment to his alternate reality. | ||
| Yeah, and so that's what's hurting my mental health, is listening to it and realizing, like, the knowledge fight is ultimately pointless. | ||
| We will entertain who we entertain, and that's great. | ||
| But if the end goal is making a difference at all, we can't. | ||
| We need to get you drinking again. | ||
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That's really what needs to happen right here. | |
| So, yeah. | ||
| I don't know if that makes any sense or anything, but... | ||
| It makes perfect sense. | ||
| In order to deal with that frustration and how all-encompassing that is and how much it makes me really afraid of the world, I have to replace shitty food and wine. | ||
| And irresponsibility with more meditation in my life, exercise, and strawberry Perrier. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| We'll negotiate on that last one. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| We'll figure out something more important. | ||
| You'll have your turn in the choosing drinks barrel, as Roger Stone might say. | ||
| He famously said that John Podesta will have his turn in the barrel soon. | ||
| I don't know what that means. | ||
| Is that like a throwing him down a waterfall kind of thing? | ||
| Is that what that was in reference to? | ||
| It might be the etymology of it. | ||
| That makes sense, right? | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| Or is time in a pickle barrel? | ||
| I don't know what that means at all. | ||
| I don't either. | ||
| It seems like old-timey slang, though. | ||
| That seems like where you would put a dead body. | ||
| Or, when you're really poor, you have to wear a barrel. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| You know, in cartoons? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That have barrels with suspenders? | ||
| Are we going by cartoons now? | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| Yeah, of course. | ||
| Of course, man. | ||
| Fucking Foghorn Leghorn's as real as any of the shit we talk about. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| On this fucking show. | ||
| More real. | ||
| He's had more of an effect on our lives. | ||
| Yeah, he has. | ||
| So today, we're going to be going over a special report that Alex put out. | ||
| Okay, finally. | ||
| On Tuesday. | ||
| Finally special reports. | ||
| Yeah, we're going to do that because it covers some issues that people have been asking about on Twitter. | ||
| And then on top of that, I don't want to talk about the world. | ||
| I don't. | ||
| After the Manchester attack happened, the bombing in Manchester, Alex was very predictable, and I don't want to talk about it. | ||
| I don't want to talk about his insane Muslim baiting and fear tactics. | ||
| If you read reports from people in London, in England, you hear a lot of really positive stories about people helping each other. | ||
| And about not being bowed by fear and that sort of thing. | ||
| And then you turn on Alex Jones and he's a dumbass Texan. | ||
| And he's screaming, this is what you get! | ||
| That sort of thing. | ||
| And I just don't care. | ||
| It's so cookie cutter for him that I just don't even want to do it. | ||
| People are already calling for kick him out of our country and all of that shit. | ||
| They were doing it before! | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| So today, I've got a special report. | ||
| And I don't want to tell you what it's about, Jordan. | ||
| I want to just let you... | ||
| What's it about? | ||
| I don't want to tell you. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| I'm going to play the first... | ||
| I thought I could trick you that fast. | ||
| I'm going to play the first clip, and I'm going to let you try and guess what he's talking about. | ||
| All right, here we go. | ||
| Ladies and gentlemen, it's almost 6 o 'clock Central, 7 o 'clock Eastern, 5.56 Central Time, and this is my day off today. | ||
| I went ahead and took a day off today to spend some time with the children and the family, the wife, and... | ||
| I had to come back in today because of major, major breaking news on multiple fronts. | ||
| So we've got the nightly news coming up tonight in just about an hour at Infowars.com forward slash show and some cable and TV stations and also radio stations around the country. | ||
| But what I'm about to break here is just really important news. | ||
| Just on Google News alone, the top trending story today is not Trump in Israel, but... | ||
| It's not Trump in Israel. | ||
| Right. | ||
| What is the biggest breaking news that Alex Jones could be coming into the studio on his day off at 6 o 'clock at night to discuss in a special report? | ||
| What do you think it is? | ||
| So they just got word that the heads of intelligence were asked specifically and personally by Trump to interfere with the FBI investigation. | ||
| Not that one. | ||
| So I'm assuming that's... | ||
| No, but isn't that the most important news that you could have? | ||
| It's very literally obstruction of justice. | ||
| It's an open and shut case. | ||
| That's the only thing I can talk about. | ||
| Oh, it's fake news? | ||
| Never mind. | ||
| If we're going to play hot and cold, that's icy. | ||
| That's icy. | ||
| That's Mark Icy Clay Cold. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| All right. | ||
| How about... | ||
| Let's see. | ||
| What else is going on in the news? | ||
| Now you sound like a stand-up. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| Did somebody talk about Alex Jones? | ||
| Warmer. | ||
| It's not Stephen Colbert, although he's furious about him. | ||
| It's not directly towards Alex Jones. | ||
| Tertiarily. | ||
| But I do want to say... | ||
| Corsi. | ||
| Corsi has a bureau. | ||
| No, he's at press credentials. | ||
| Corsi has press credentials. | ||
| Big, big, big, big, big. | ||
| The top trending story today is not Trump and Israel, but Infowars. | ||
| And there are over 3,370 new articles just in the last three hours. | ||
| We can put that up on screen or just search InfoWars Press Pass. | ||
| And Google has 3,370. | ||
| Oh my God. | ||
| He was watching that number climb and jerking off all day. | ||
| But he also doesn't understand how Google results work. | ||
| That's why he took the day off. | ||
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Totally. | |
| That's why he took the day off. | ||
| Just to see, just to refresh, refresh, refresh. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| It's 3,000 now. | ||
| Jerk off again. | ||
| 3001. | ||
| Jerk off again. | ||
| Of course he's got credentials, baby. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| I saw that and I'm just sitting there going, like, we just did an episode where he explicitly laid out his plan to wage a literal propaganda war against American people. | ||
| His argument would be that, like, because Edward Bernays trained me, I am... | ||
| Uniquely capable at destroying propaganda campaigns. | ||
| Wink? | ||
| That's his sort of version, and that's how Alex would sell it. | ||
| Because I think he does bring it up later, that Jerome Corsi knows how to pierce through propaganda campaigns. | ||
| But he said he wanted to wage one! | ||
| He did. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Where in the training manual was the only way to fight propaganda? | ||
| Is with even more blatant and obvious propaganda. | ||
| I honestly think that that is what he would think. | ||
| Oh, actually, yeah, that's pretty much exactly what he would think. | ||
| I think that's what Corsi's angle absolutely would be. | ||
| Oh, man, I just got real sad because of that. | ||
| We get into, eventually, the specifics about it, and we'll talk about the realities and why this is terrible. | ||
| It's not really all that terrible. | ||
| He got a weak pass. | ||
| It doesn't matter. | ||
| Alex even admits as much on this episode. | ||
| Oh my god, he got a week pass? | ||
| High schoolers can get that. | ||
| But it's not really... | ||
| There's a couple things. | ||
| Oh my god, is Jerome Corsi dying? | ||
| He might be in high school. | ||
| Is this a make-a-wish? | ||
| Is this the make-a-wish? | ||
| It could be. | ||
| I got breaking news. | ||
| Jerome Corsi is going to be spending a week in the White House. | ||
| And then the rest of his life underground. | ||
| If he shows up at the White House with John Cena, you know something's up. | ||
| Because that guy gives out a lot of make-a-wishes. | ||
| So, there's two things I want to bring up. | ||
| One is that Alex is doing everything wrong. | ||
| Because he's engaging with Stephen Colbert over his Tuck Buckford character. | ||
| Stephen Colbert is just clowning on Alex on Late Night. | ||
| And Alex is... | ||
| And admittedly... | ||
| Enjoyable thing to do. | ||
| We're not going to take anybody down for that. | ||
| No. | ||
| No, I wish it was us, but at the same time, I wish anyone cared as much about what we do as they do with him, but I'm not bitter. | ||
| I mean, you don't have 30 years of late night history behind you. | ||
| Who says? | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| I can neither prove nor disprove your claims on this. | ||
| Back when I was three, it was me, Letterman, Leno. | ||
| Oh, and then Leno kicked you out. | ||
| He betrayed you. | ||
| Yeah, because he said I was too much of a baby. | ||
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Right, right. | |
| And to be fair, I was pretty young back then. | ||
| You were baby Trump. | ||
| I was a baby! | ||
| So, he's fucking up. | ||
| You took the handshake deal because you didn't know any better. | ||
| That's what happened. | ||
| He should not be engaging at all. | ||
| Let Colbert do whatever he wants. | ||
| Colbert is incredibly funny. | ||
| He's always going to win. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's always gonna... | ||
| Alex is lying about everything, so he can't win with the truth. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's only gonna give more ammunition for Colbert to make fun of if Alex gets mad. | ||
| There's no win for him. | ||
| Just ignore it. | ||
| Just ignore it. | ||
| He's fucking up there. | ||
| Now, in the rest of this episode... | ||
| But he wouldn't be our Alex if he had even a moment where he thought, maybe I should just ignore it. | ||
| Should I cool out on this? | ||
| Not happening. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He sees that every single time and goes, Oh, I gotta say something about this. | ||
| Immediately. | ||
| Every time he jacks off to another Google result, he loses his boner because he thinks about Stephen Colbert making fun of him. | ||
| Gotta take a little more super male vitality. | ||
| That one is the first thing he's fucking up big time right now. | ||
| The second thing he's fucking up big time is how he responds in this episode to people's criticisms about Corsi getting press passes. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He should wave his dick around. | ||
| He is a troll. | ||
| Right. | ||
| The whole thing isn't that Corsi is in the press corps. | ||
| He's legitimate. | ||
| Like, that's not what's going on. | ||
| They're just doing it to show him at the White House to piss people off. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's why Jack Posobiec went for a day. | ||
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It's a great move. | |
| It's a great move. | ||
| That's why Mike Cernovich went for a day, to piss people off. | ||
| That's what these alt-right people are doing, and it's good optics. | ||
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Because you are going to make people mad, and they'll be like, can you believe this fucking shit? | |
| Right. | ||
| And then all of a sudden they're talking about you. | ||
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Right. | |
| This is super defensive. | ||
| This episode is incredibly defensive, and Alex is just way off. | ||
| He should just be like, ha ha, my guy's in there. | ||
| Suck it, libtards. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's what he should be doing. | ||
| That's a perfect angle. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| It would be so easy. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| But anyway, he does this instead. | ||
| But it's not like I'm trying to get the brass ring of having White House press credentials. | ||
| We thought about it. | ||
| We thought, do we want to have somebody in D.C.? | ||
| We have to have an office. | ||
| We have to have a driver's license. | ||
| Christ. | ||
| Then you put in for daily, then you get weekly, then you get not even permanent now because they have rotating because you can't let everybody in the room. | ||
| So that's equivocation there at the end, but also he's like, we thought about it, but then, you know, we've got to have a driver's license. | ||
| We could have gone either way. | ||
| We could have gone one way, we could have gone the other. | ||
| So his line now, the reason he's starting to be defensive is because... | ||
| Eventually that week's going to run out. | ||
| No, he's worried that he's going to get it from his team. | ||
| He's worried that he's going to get the, oh, you sold out, you're part of the White House now. | ||
| Bingo. | ||
| You're part of the whole game. | ||
| It's not about us anymore. | ||
| This is no info war. | ||
| This isn't about truth journalism. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| You're just joining the whole pack. | ||
| You dumbass follower. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| You libtard cuck. | ||
| Yeah, probably. | ||
| You're probably right. | ||
| He's doing a little bit of that, but at the same time, I think what I suggested there in the middle was a little bit... | ||
| I'll live at two, which is he knows that eventually Corsi's pass is going to run out. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And it's going to have to be like, we didn't really need it to begin with. | ||
| First you go with Daily, that was Persobic. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Then you go with Weekly, that's Corsi. | ||
| And now they don't even do Permanent anymore. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So he's already given up that like... | ||
| This is probably the best we're going to do. | ||
| Yeah, don't expect more from us. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| I don't know about that, like, if they don't do permanent. | ||
| I think that New York Times has a permanent past. | ||
| Oh, you think so? | ||
| I think they might. | ||
| You think they might? | ||
| I think they might. | ||
| You think they're not rotating out the New York fucking Times? | ||
| Or Washington Post? | ||
| I think Trump might try to. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He might try and shut down the New York Times, for all we know. | ||
| I think it becomes a conversation every time he tries to. | ||
| But lest you think that that's the limit. | ||
| Of Alex's defensiveness about this situation. | ||
| It is not. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| He gets super defensive and then gets defensive about his own past. | ||
| Ooh, now I'm excited. | ||
| Now you got me back on board. | ||
| He defends himself about an accusation no one's making, which is super fun. | ||
| But it's not like I'm trying to get a seat at the table. | ||
| We already reached 45 million people conservatively a week, over 200 AM and FM affiliates. | ||
| I've been on the air 22 years. | ||
| Been on radio for 20 years. | ||
| That would say, oh, we started out on AXS TV. | ||
| Actually, I started out as a sperm and an egg in 1973. | ||
| And then I was born in 1974. | ||
| So, that's what's going on here. | ||
| But, of course, I started out on AXS TV when I was 20 years old. | ||
| Had a radio show by 21. I'm a self-made, self-built man. | ||
| It's like, oh, he came from AXS TV. | ||
| Now when I was 21 years old, 20 years old, I'm 43 now. | ||
| It's not, oh, it's amazing this guy reaches all these people at 43 and has a bigger audience than Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck. | ||
| Oh my God, it's his own network, his own system, his own thing. | ||
| No, it's, oh, he was on AXS TV and now he's got to be stopped. | ||
| I don't think anyone feels that way. | ||
| I don't think anyone cares that he was on AXS TV. | ||
| No, anytime you see somebody on AXS TV, you think. | ||
| Well, he's got to be stopped. | ||
| Yeah, like Chris Gethard. | ||
| Oh, yeah, absolutely. | ||
| Someone who's on XS TV and is fucking awesome. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| The best. | ||
| I think XS TV as a whole is really cool. | ||
| And actually, I'll be perfectly honest, I think Alex having roots in local XS TV makes him cool. | ||
| I think so, too. | ||
| I think that... | ||
| Have we considered getting a local XS TV show? | ||
| I've considered it every day of my life. | ||
| I don't know how to do it, though. | ||
| No, we should talk to some people. | ||
| All right, let's check into it. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Because then people could try and take us down in 20 years. | ||
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Exactly! | |
| Yeah. | ||
| These guys came from Access TV. | ||
| It's time to shut down Knowledge Fight. | ||
| So, you're right. | ||
| I mean, like, it is... | ||
| He's like, I'm self-made! | ||
| It's like, your radio show happened because your dad bought an ad on radio and pimped with the producers. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Like, that... | ||
| You're not... | ||
| I mean, you've done... | ||
| As is so many times the case of a... | ||
| Self-made millionaire. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| It's always, I did this from the, oh, I pulled myself up by my bootstraps. | ||
| Yes, yes, it helped that my dad had $14 million. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| It was a bonus. | ||
| But he only gave me one million. | ||
| That's a self-made man. | ||
| That's nothing. | ||
| I turned it into more than a million. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So he's defensive about that, his past and his roots, and he thinks that people... | ||
| Hate him because he was on public access. | ||
| That's not true. | ||
| They hate him because he's a liar. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And he just gets super defensive about everything. | ||
| This whole 20-minute clip is a greatest hits of all his fun current lies. | ||
| He lies about Pizzagate. | ||
| He lies a little bit about Chobani. | ||
| He lies a little bit about this one right here. | ||
| This next clip is about his newest narrative. | ||
| That thing about Comey. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| The thing about Comey lying to the Senate. | ||
| Right. | ||
| We didn't actually play him talking about it. | ||
| I just explained it. | ||
| So here we go. | ||
| Here's Alex not understanding the fake narrative he's pushing with Comey. | ||
| This isn't about me, but the media is totally obsessed. | ||
| They've had a bunch of news articles, Daily Beast, you name it, saying Alex Jones helped push up the stock market. | ||
| He's dangerous. | ||
| Jones played a fake clip of the FBI director. | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
| Saying that Trump wasn't under criminal investigation or that Trump had never tried to get him to obstruct justice and that no one else had. | ||
| Well, that's the clip. | ||
| They don't even show the clip. | ||
| They just say, I'm a liar, but admit we boosted the stock market. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| That is crazy. | ||
| Two weeks old? | ||
| It was two-plus months ago that the memo was supposedly written, and then months later, on May 3rd, Comey testifies that no one, not the Attorney General, no one, quote, no one tried to influence him or the FBI in the Russian investigation. | ||
| Not what he said. | ||
| That contradicts him. | ||
| That's perjury before Congress or the memo's a lie, which they won't show us. | ||
| So that's probably a lie. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| Not great. | ||
| Not great analysis. | ||
| That's not great analysis. | ||
| Yeah, especially because, I mean, that isn't what he said. | ||
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Nope. | |
| Comey was asked specifically about the Attorney General or officials at the Department of Justice. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Such as Jeff Sessions. | ||
| Alex is trying to say that just because he said... | ||
| Or Rosenstein. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Deputy? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Alex is trying to pretend that Comey's answer doesn't relate to the question he was asked. | ||
| And just because he said, that hasn't happened in my experience, answering a question about the DOJ, Alex just takes the, that hasn't happened in my experience. | ||
| Context is unnecessary. | ||
| It hasn't happened in my experience. | ||
| Never! | ||
| Ever! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's on Congress. | ||
| So the thing he's talking about, the Daily Beast article that came out, apparently, I don't know what the fuck this article was talking about, but apparently the stock market did take a little bit of a jump, and they attributed it to stock traders seeing Alex covering this Comey clip. | ||
| And the idea that Trump wasn't in trouble... | ||
| And that Comey himself was in trouble made them buy. | ||
| And so prices went up. | ||
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And then they found out it was fake and it went down. | |
| Right. | ||
| Here's what that is. | ||
| Most of those trading things are built now around algorithms that monitor social media feeds. | ||
| And if there's enough of these certain keywords in this kind of different direction, then it will change. | ||
| That's why there was that one day where there's that. | ||
| It's like robo-trading, right? | ||
| That's why there's that one day where there's suddenly a massive crash and nobody knew why, and it was because all the algorithms did the exact same fucking thing, and just wiped out a shit ton of money for no reason. | ||
| So in the Daily Beast article, though, they also point out that, we've pointed out, about how Comey is answering a specific question in the article, and Alex doesn't understand that at all. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| In the article, they also say that it's a two-week-old clip. | ||
| But Alex, because he can't wrestle with the fact that he doesn't understand context, has just glommed on to the fact that, they say it's a two-week-old clip! | ||
| Of course it's two weeks old! | ||
| Of course it's two weeks old! | ||
| Memo was before that! | ||
| Memo was before that! | ||
| He's lying! | ||
| The memo was before that. | ||
| Sure, that part's true. | ||
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Yep. | |
| But it doesn't mean anything. | ||
| Like, this is why... | ||
| It means everything. | ||
| This is why he's fucking fake. | ||
| This is why he's a propagandist. | ||
| Because he can't not understand that. | ||
| A child could understand that. | ||
| If he can't understand that, I don't think he could tie a shoe. | ||
| He'd be that dumb. | ||
| That's our new conspiracy theory. | ||
| What, Alex can't tie his shoes? | ||
| Alex can't tie shoes. | ||
| To be fair, I have to use... | ||
| Has anybody seen Alex Jones in public wearing anything other than Velcro? | ||
| Or slip-on shoes? | ||
| Or, and I will give him this, those shoes that have rollerblades in them. | ||
| Oh, the soap shoes? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, no, I'm talking about grind shoes. | ||
| Those ones you can jump on rails and slide down? | ||
| Oh, I did not know about that. | ||
| Those Sonic the Hedgehog shoes? | ||
| No. | ||
| I'm thinking specifically the ones where the wheels pop out on the bottom and you can start sliding away. | ||
| Or perhaps the ones with lights on them where every time you take a step it flashes out like that. | ||
| The LA lights? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, exactly. | ||
| So this is bullshit. | ||
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Yes. | |
| This is just bullshit. | ||
| So when Alex is in this whole defensive thing about we don't need press credentials to be legitimate, listen. | ||
| Everyone's talking about how we made the stock market go up with our fake shit. | ||
| It's not fake. | ||
| They say it's two weeks old. | ||
| Stop. | ||
| His argument is that it has to be real because the stock market was affected by it. | ||
| No. | ||
| No. | ||
| He's saying that it has to be real because he knows it's real. | ||
| No, no, I mean in his criticism of the Daily Beast. | ||
| So he's saying that they put out this article saying that he was fake, and yet at the same time they reported that the stock market went up. | ||
| So that contradicts their evidence that it's fake, because look, the stock market went up. | ||
| Oh, that which has an effect is real? | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| True. | ||
| I think there's an even more interesting argument to be made that it's really dangerous when bullshit makes the stock market go up, because then we're in a... | ||
| We're in an economy where we're sort of incentivized to lie. | ||
| Yeah, no, our economy is made of magic. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, Jordan, you might be asking yourself. | ||
| What am I asking myself? | ||
| How the fuck did this come to pass? | ||
| I am asking myself that, but I'm also asking myself, has Alex Jones ever held a puppy in his arms? | ||
| Probably. | ||
| And seen the truth of life in it? | ||
| Ever looked and seen himself in a dog's eyes? | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| When he strangled Nonc. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| You're really set on this narrative that he had to kill Nank with his bare hands. | ||
| I think he had to kill Nank! | ||
| I think there's no other reasonable explanation for where we are right now. | ||
| There's a lot of pieces that put that puzzle together. | ||
| Him talking about murdering a dog. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| His drunken rambling about Nank. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| I mean, one and one makes two. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| I wonder about that myself, but more... | ||
| I know that everyone's... | ||
| We need to get the documents. | ||
| When were the memos written by Alex Jones' dad? | ||
| Ordering him to kill Nank in order to become a man. | ||
| It's probably in the white papers. | ||
| It's in the white papers. | ||
| I'll look it up. | ||
| It's been reported in Fortune 500 magazine. | ||
| So, we can't report on that right now. | ||
| But what we can report on is... | ||
| As of press time, we still have not proven, without a doubt. | ||
| We have calls out. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Alex Jones has refused our request to comment. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But what he has commented on in depth is this next bullshit story. | ||
| You've got the media running thousands and thousands of news articles an hour, if not the top story, one of the top stories in the United States right now. | ||
| Many of the trends say it's the number one political story. | ||
| And they put out the same disinfo in here that I claimed I was getting press passes, but I didn't get them. | ||
| That's why they're so upset. | ||
| We were told, hey, come try to get press passes. | ||
| We can't refuse you anyways. | ||
| Anybody that's accredited and has an office and is in the news and has a platform gets the credentials. | ||
| Come get them. | ||
| So I said, yeah, okay, we'll get an office. | ||
| We'll have a reporter move there. | ||
| Dr. Corsi's lived there before. | ||
| He's covered the White House. | ||
| Number one New York Times bestselling author. | ||
| You know, flown around the press corps with presidential candidates like Mitt Romney in the 2000, you know, campaign. | ||
| 2012 campaign. | ||
| So I said, yeah, he wants to work for us. | ||
| Leave World Net Daily. | ||
| That's fine. | ||
| Another good outfit. | ||
| But it wasn't like we were trying to finally be recognized and get our Oscar. | ||
| Yes, you were! | ||
| It wasn't like I was trying to get in movies and I finally got in them. | ||
| That's exactly what you were trying to do. | ||
| Jones caught in fake news. | ||
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You wouldn't be so defensive about it if it weren't exactly what you were trying to do. | |
| White House sources say... | ||
| There's a paperwork mix-up. | ||
| Yeah, when they went to him, they said, he's not been given them. | ||
| I said, they want us to get them. | ||
| They say, where are you? | ||
| We want you here. | ||
| I say, okay, let's see about press credentials. | ||
| Oh, we need to have some money moves there. | ||
| We need to have offices. | ||
| Okay, we got offices. | ||
| Okay, Dr. Corsi's moved there with his wife. | ||
| He's lived there before. | ||
| Worked for the State Department. | ||
| You name it. | ||
| Banking. | ||
| How's his space work here? | ||
| Is he moving from side to side to indicate which part of the conversation he's on at any given point? | ||
| He's doing some handwork. | ||
| He's doing some handwork. | ||
| Yeah, not a lot of character-based stuff. | ||
| That's bad. | ||
| You gotta turn your head to the right, turn your head to the left. | ||
| So I says to him... | ||
| All right. | ||
| So he says, come over to my shop after the show! | ||
| And I say to him, I can't come over to your shop! | ||
| I'm having sex with your wife! | ||
| See, now that is so... | ||
| That's not how Alex talks a lot of the time. | ||
| And it kind of makes me think that was based on a real conversation he had with somebody. | ||
| That is a lot... | ||
| That's a lot less detail than he gives. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| At no point was he like, this man wearing a really nice tie. | ||
| Look, I'm not saying that I like ties like that. | ||
| I don't wear a tie. | ||
| But this man, he wearing a nice tie. | ||
| It's no big deal. | ||
| Skinny tie is a mark of a cuck. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, yeah. | ||
| He just gave us press credentials. | ||
| We didn't ask for them. | ||
| His ties were amazing. | ||
| That's how you knew he was legit. | ||
| That's what he's really missing there. | ||
| He didn't mention at any point in time how he knew. | ||
| That it was a legitimate source. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| So he assumed it was legitimate, which is something he does not often do because it is never the case. | ||
| That people he's talking to are legitimate? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He has to certify it. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And this time he does not have to certify it. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| Which does lend credence to your thought that it was a real conversation. | ||
| Can I be clear what I think happened? | ||
| No. | ||
| Okay, let's move on. | ||
| You have to lie about what you think happened. | ||
| Or, at the very least, obfuscate what you think happened. | ||
| I definitely don't think that someone like Mike Flynn said, hey, you should get press credentials. | ||
| I definitely don't think that that's probably what happened. | ||
| He's got a lot more on his mind. | ||
| But, like, back when he wasn't in such hot water... | ||
| Mike Flynn was more like... | ||
| Do you still have a passport and can I put my picture on it instead? | ||
| Is that one still good? | ||
| Do you know any good lawyers? | ||
| No, clearly not. | ||
| No, you don't. | ||
| If I had good lawyers, believe me. | ||
| Oh, also, it's not in this episode, but man, he's been spinning the Chobani shit hard. | ||
| Yeah, I believe it. | ||
| He's been saying that... | ||
| Okay, so Colbert talked about on his... | ||
| In one of his jokes about Alex. | ||
| So Colbert's doing a full-on running gag here. | ||
| He's doing a character called Tuck Buckford that's a take on Alex. | ||
| Frequently. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| Yeah, quite a bit. | ||
| It's becoming the most one-sided war ever. | ||
| But Alex, he... | ||
| That's dangerous. | ||
| Stephen Colbert is finally learning how much more fun it is to not do a Bill O 'Reilly, but to do a full-on unhinged Alex Jones character. | ||
| Because at least Bill O 'Reilly was in on it. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Alex is way on the outside, doesn't understand humor. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| So, with the Chobani stuff, Colbert said that he lost in court, which Alex did. | ||
| He never would have given that retraction if he didn't lose. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| If he wasn't fucked over a barrel. | ||
| Right. | ||
| A pickle barrel, perhaps. | ||
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Aha! | |
| He had his turn. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So he never would have done that otherwise. | ||
| So clearly he did lose. | ||
| We can just use sort of context clues and figure that out. | ||
| Colbert said he had to pay out a settlement. | ||
| And that isn't public. | ||
| And no one really knows if that's true because it was a private. | ||
| Like, their settlement was private. | ||
| So I don't know if Alex had to pay them anything. | ||
| And Stephen Colbert said it, but he didn't say anything specific. | ||
| But Alex took that to mean that Chobani told him what the secret settlement was. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Why would Chobani do that? | ||
| Because it's all a fucking PR stunt by Chobani. | ||
| He thinks that it's a PR stunt. | ||
| I mean, I'm guessing they've gotten some great PR out of it, I suppose. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know if they have. | ||
| Suing a broken, mentally ill man? | ||
| That's always great optics, right? | ||
| It's either a push or it's negative associating their brand with him. | ||
| That's possible. | ||
| Especially after they settled. | ||
| If they'd taken him down, then it would have been maybe positive. | ||
| Then they would have been heroes. | ||
| Maybe, to some. | ||
| But that's not the Ulikaia we know. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| He has a good heart, and he doesn't want to see Alex hurt too bad. | ||
| No, he doesn't want to see him wearing a barrel with suspenders. | ||
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More barrels. | |
| God damn it, Hamdi. | ||
| Good man. | ||
| You had your chance. | ||
| So, Alex believes that since Colbert has talked about it... | ||
| Chobani has told Colbert the lawsuit details, and so Alex has put Chobani on notice and told them not to destroy any documents. | ||
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Why would you poke the very bear that just... | |
| Because I know it's double jeopardy. | ||
| I think that's only in criminal cases. | ||
| Yeah, that's not how that works. | ||
| You can get sued all over the place. | ||
| But you can't get sued for the same thing again that you've already settled for. | ||
| Unless... | ||
| He has a very bad lawyer. | ||
| True. | ||
| Who, one, forgot to put in a don't sue us again for the same reason clause. | ||
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That's true. | |
| Which would be the funniest. | ||
| And two, removed, like, it wouldn't even be possible for them to share that information if they, unless they didn't have a non-disclosure. | ||
| Within the settlement agreement terms. | ||
| But I think that's what they did. | ||
| I think they do. | ||
| Of course they do, because otherwise it would be public information now. | ||
| And it would be reported in all the articles that had his public retraction in it. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| So of course he knows that Chubani couldn't possibly have done this. | ||
| Yeah, but he's got to try and win somehow, and that's how he's been doing it. | ||
| That's the way he's going to try and save things. | ||
| He said he's going to countersue them for disclosing the settlement agreement. | ||
| Ah, there we go. | ||
| And he's been like, I would love to tell everyone what the settlement was. | ||
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Oh. | |
| Because I'm very happy about it. | ||
| I bet he is very happy about it. | ||
| Yeah, because you didn't get destroyed. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, they could have taken you for your fucking house. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| Like, okay, so even if they can't sue him for the article, the slander of their articles they put out. | ||
| And granted, maybe that wasn't Alex saying those things. | ||
| Maybe it was David Knight. | ||
| But shit rolls downhill. | ||
| It's gonna land on Alex's face. | ||
| Downhill from David Knight is definitely not Alex Jones. | ||
| Downhill from David Knight is like a syphilitic Dan Rather corpse. | ||
| Jerome Corpsey? | ||
| What I meant is the buck stops with Alex. | ||
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There we go. | |
| And so the responsibility ultimately lies with him for things that he puts out on his network that he owns. | ||
| But even if they don't want to re-sue him for that, the stuff he talked about in that episode that we went over, they could just sue him for that. | ||
| Where he's doubling down on everything. | ||
| It's like, okay, you're off the hook on that one. | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| But here we go. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| I wonder if we could sue on behalf of Chobani and get some of that settled money for ourselves. | ||
| I don't want to do that. | ||
| I don't want to drag Hamdi into this. | ||
| Ah, that's a good point. | ||
| He's a good man. | ||
| So anyway, the other thing that Alex has been doing that's really funny is that... | ||
| Because Stephen Colbert is doing skits where he's pretending to be a fake Alex Jones. | ||
| Right. | ||
| One of the things he... | ||
| Tell me Alex is pretending to be a fake Stephen Colbert. | ||
| No, but he's not getting the point. | ||
| And he's critically deconstructing the bits. | ||
| Wait, he's doing what? | ||
| He's going through and being like, now the joke he's trying to make here is about how I believe in chemtrails. | ||
| Alex is going line by line, giving notes to Stephen Colbert. | ||
| It's funny conceptually that he's doing it, but I listened to it and it wouldn't play on the show. | ||
| I don't have any of that. | ||
| But one thing, in one of Colbert's monologues, he's like, Alex claimed that Chobani is bringing in migrant rapists. | ||
| And trying to spread tuberculosis, which we all know is Yoplait's game. | ||
| Alex's response to that was... | ||
| That is a very... | ||
| Alright. | ||
| We made that joke. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But I think we used Dannon. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But Alex's... | ||
| Go-gurt. | ||
| Alex's response to that is, well, now he slandered Yoplait! | ||
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Why does Stephen Colbert get to make jokes and I don't? | |
| Because... | ||
| Oh, man, he just does. | ||
| Because, baby, your jokes ain't jokes. | ||
| Has he ever really laughed? | ||
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Like, does he have a sense of humor ever, like, in his real life? | |
| No, I don't think so. | ||
| I think he's a man without humor. | ||
| Yeah, probably. | ||
| He's a sad man, because all the laughs that we've ever heard have been fake laughs. | ||
| Yeah, he's a weird dude. | ||
| So let's get back on track here. | ||
| You know, he's getting defensive. | ||
| He's talking about how we don't need these for credibility. | ||
| But that's not enough. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's not enough for Alex and Infowars. | ||
| They have to go one step further. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| So what Alex decides to do is, in a very extended way, cuck out the press corps real hard. | ||
| The entire press corps. | ||
| Pretty much. | ||
| And the idea of it. | ||
| So he's getting these credentials and at the same time shitting all over these very credentials. | ||
| That he got. | ||
| Yeah, it's totally the wrong angle. | ||
| But how much work did they have to do to get these credentials? | ||
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Jerome Corsi had to move to D.C. That's true! | |
| They had to buy an office! | ||
| They had to do the whole thing! | ||
| He had to have a driver's license. | ||
| Those are the three things Alex keeps bringing up. | ||
| I assume that's it. | ||
| I'm guessing it's slightly more complicated than... | ||
| We need you to have an office and a driver's license. | ||
| Come on down to the White House! | ||
| Rubber stamp. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Good. | ||
| So here we go. | ||
| Here's where the cucking begins. | ||
| So here's what's going on. | ||
| What's going on? | ||
| We don't need White House press credentials to be legitimized. | ||
| In fact, in a way, it almost delegitimizes us to try to go to this old archaic thing of some press spokesman or woman coming out. | ||
| And then we hear what the president said, or we hear what they said, or we hear what the media says, and they all sit there and have a fight with each other. | ||
| Instead, we just look into what politicians claim and what they do. | ||
| We look at what's happening in the legislation. | ||
| We look at the documents. | ||
| We look at raw video. | ||
| We look at reports. | ||
| We look at stock numbers. | ||
| We look at reality. | ||
| You're just throwing in stock numbers because of that. | ||
| I pulled the trigger because, of course, you can interview so many other experts off the record. | ||
| You can do press club announcements. | ||
| He's got all these sources in the White House, obviously, that we exposed. | ||
| The Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac have been looted of $300 billion. | ||
| We broke that. | ||
| Mnuchin came out two months after and said InfoWars is correct. | ||
| They're looting it and we're going to stop it. | ||
| And Corsi was at the press conference today where that stuff was coming out. | ||
| Do you understand? | ||
| And scroll through it. | ||
| There's Corsi and there's Corsi at the White House. | ||
| His example there is a story that's not true. | ||
| The Mnuchin came out and said InfoWars was correct. | ||
| Is such a funny thing for him to say, because the first lie is, of course, the way that he's spinning that. | ||
| He doesn't come out and say, Mnuchin said the information that InfoWars gave is correct, or that what InfoWars reported on was correct. | ||
| Alex is saying, Mnuchin came out and said InfoWars is correct, as a whole stop thing right there. | ||
| The other part of that is no, that absolutely did not happen. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| So he doubles down on the one lending himself credibility by having this high-up dude say, look at how right InfoWars is all the time. | ||
| We're just confirming what InfoWars already told you. | ||
| And that to me is great because that distracts from the fact that none of that actually happened. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Like, that's a brilliant little move there. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Jerome Corsi broke a story that's not true. | ||
| That's a much better headline. | ||
| And we've been over it. | ||
| We've explained why it's not true in great detail. | ||
| Both versions of the Fanny Freddy story that they tried to pull. | ||
| One a couple months back and one a couple weeks ago. | ||
| We've been over it. | ||
| They're both not true. | ||
| They're both fucking lies. | ||
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But Steve Mnuchin confirmed it. | |
| A third lie. | ||
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It's crazy. | |
| I don't understand. | ||
| People can only catch up to your most recent lie. | ||
| So, if you keep on lying, eventually people finally forget the old lies and move on to the new lies. | ||
| We don't need the press corps, man. | ||
| We got fucking Mnuchin telling us we're fucking right. | ||
| I do believe him when he says that they don't need to be in the press corps to legitimize them, because that sure as fuck isn't going to happen no matter where they are. | ||
| Well, that's also true. | ||
| They don't need the press corps to legitimize themselves to the people who dare think that they're legitimate now. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So he's not done cucking out the press corps. | ||
| He's got to talk some more shit about them and then at the same time talk about how Jerome Corsi is the best. | ||
| And he loses it a little bit. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Remember, there was this whole controversy in January and February and March and April that we were liars and we never got offered press credentials and we were fake news so we'd never get press credentials. | ||
| And I explained to people, ladies and gentlemen, if you've got a main media organization and you've got listeners and you've got an organization and you've got an address, And you've got a DC license. | ||
| They can't block you from getting your press credentials. | ||
| And Dr. Corsi Has a PhD in international finance from Harvard and worked in covert operations for the State Department and other agencies and has never talked about it until last week on my show. | ||
| He countered Russian propaganda and fake memes for unnamed USA agencies. | ||
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Don't you think it might be suspicious that he's never talked about it before? | |
| He's been friends with Trump 40 plus years. | ||
| Oh, he's had three number one New York Times bestsellers. | ||
| They admit affected and won one presidential campaign and probably won a second. | ||
| So, real quick, that is the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth that torpedoed John Kerry's campaign. | ||
| And if Alex Jones is really thrilled about the fact that he helped John Kerry lose, Alex, you hate George W. Bush. | ||
| You know that Iraq war that you hate now? | ||
| You talk about how much you hate it now. | ||
| Jerome Corsi was responsible for extending it. | ||
| Yeah, but... | ||
| I don't think Kerry could have stopped it. | ||
| Kerry's a globalist. | ||
| But so is George W. Bush! | ||
| No, Kerry's a globalist. | ||
| It's so stupid. | ||
| So fucking stupid. | ||
| If it was, like, some sort of big nationalist win in that election... | ||
| Right. | ||
| And Corsi had taken down Kerry, who could have beat the Nationalist. | ||
| Then Alex would have a reasonable argument. | ||
| I don't think Alex, though, is jerking him off here regarding who he got elected so much as, look at how powerful this guy is. | ||
| Look how effective his propaganda is. | ||
| And it's hard to argue against it. | ||
| Like, you heard about the Swift Boat bullshit a lot. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, I heard that meme, or mem, according to Corsi. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| So many goddamn times. | ||
| My dad thought it was true shit. | ||
| A lot of people thought it was true. | ||
| Rush Limbaugh and all those fuckfaces. | ||
| Like, they all went whole hog on it, and you gotta give Corsi credit there. | ||
| He did successfully get millions of people murdered. | ||
| Him and Larry C. Johnson. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Past Infowars guest. | ||
| But, also, his number one bestsellers were about how Obama's birth certificate is fake. | ||
| And how about Obama's illegitimate to be president? | ||
| Bestseller's not important. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They sold a lot of books. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I mean... | ||
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What? | |
| What? | ||
| I... | ||
| I don't get it. | ||
| I don't get it. | ||
| Does Alex... | ||
| Okay. | ||
| If Alex is really impressed by this, he has to be superficial as fuck and really only care about the fact that he torpedoed John Kerry and he sold a lot of books. | ||
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Yes. | |
| Because if he looks beneath the surface... | ||
| Right under that rock is George W. Bush, and then also under that rock is, oh no, oh no, I have to be a birther now. | ||
| I don't think Alex wants to talk about that. | ||
| Now, your initial statement, Alex is superficial as shit, you could have just stopped right there. | ||
| Well, I'm just trying to give an alternative. | ||
| Yeah, he's superficial as shit. | ||
| Because the alternative is, I'm thrilled with George W. Bush being president. | ||
| He doesn't need to go any further. | ||
| Yeah, you're right. | ||
| He doesn't need that. | ||
| Also, was Corsi working with him at the time? | ||
| I don't think he was. | ||
| Corsi with Alex back then? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| No, but he has to sign off on it. | ||
| Right, but who cares? | ||
| At that point, now Corsi's in with the wars, man. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Corsi's in there. | ||
| Now we have control over what Corsi's going to torpedo. | ||
| Now we have control over the propaganda campaign. | ||
| We have the weapon at our disposal. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| He's not working for World News Daily anymore. | ||
| Much like North Korea, we've got the bomb now. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Anyway, he has some more positive things to say about Corsi, which I disagree with all of them. | ||
| Has won presidential campaigns. | ||
| He has three New York Times number one bestsellers. | ||
| He is friends with Donald Trump for 40 plus years. | ||
| He's been involved in international psyops against the globalists. | ||
| He exposed NAFTA and GATT, was the main guy educating Lou Dobbs before he got fired from CNN. | ||
| And he's not credible. | ||
| And the press corps says, they want to throw up. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You want to throw up that a guy that sold 15 million books is in there. | ||
| You want to throw up a guy that was encountering terrorism all over the world, in the Middle East, in clandestine operations and almost killed many times. | ||
| And he's almost getting ready to talk about it. | ||
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He's almost getting ready to talk about it. | |
| And then he's there exposing the entire operation and you say he's not real, Chris Murphy. | ||
| Yes, we do! | ||
| He's mad at one guy who tweeted about it. | ||
| Yeah, Chris Murphy. | ||
| Yeah, one reporter. | ||
| Fucking Chris goddamn Murphy. | ||
| Chris Murphy. | ||
| Oh, Chris? | ||
| Fucking... | ||
| You think you don't... | ||
| You think you're better than Corsi? | ||
| Corsi! | ||
| Ran international psyops against a fictional organization. | ||
| That he's almost ready to talk about. | ||
| He's almost ready to talk about him. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He wouldn't even talk about it until exactly one week ago. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
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When it was to his great benefit. | |
| To maybe make all of this shit up! | ||
| Yeah, about Edward Bernays and what have you. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Also, that guy who Alex had on who said that he had proof that Hillary was being paid by the Chinese government, she was on the payroll, and that his family had been threatened, and Alex was like, he's gonna be back on to talk about it! | ||
| He said he's ready to talk! | ||
| Still never come on. | ||
| I bet it's gonna be the same thing with Corsi. | ||
| You think so? | ||
| He's almost ready to talk! | ||
| Well, I bet Corsi has a much better lawyer who's like, did you see this fucking Chobani settlement shit? | ||
| Don't go anywhere near that. | ||
| Be careful. | ||
| Don't make any insinuations. | ||
| You can't back up. | ||
| Or at least about other people. | ||
| Lie about yourself all the fuck you want. | ||
| Who's going to sue you? | ||
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You? | |
| Yeah, Corsi's walked the line of slander for a long time. | ||
| He's miraculously not been destroyed by all the bullshit he's done. | ||
| But now is where the episode takes a harsh turn. | ||
| So up till this point, it's just been like, we don't need the press credentials, but also we, everyone hates us because we're so truthful. | ||
| Right. | ||
| These sorts of things. | ||
| Like, we don't need, it's all about integrity. | ||
| We're full of integrity. | ||
| We're great. | ||
| Independent media. | ||
| We don't want to hitch our wagon to the old M-Stream fake media. | ||
| And of course he is amazing, which he's not. | ||
| He's not. | ||
| He's documented in past episodes. | ||
| Superficially in this episode as well. | ||
| Documented as not being amazing. | ||
| Yeah, he's a dick. | ||
| So this next one, Alex talks about why the media attacks him. | ||
| The media hates him. | ||
| I bet it's for the right reasons. | ||
| Well, he talked about Pizzagate. | ||
| Right before this, and I cut it out because I don't really care to hear him lie more about Pizzagate on this podcast. | ||
| Yeah, I think we're good. | ||
| I think we got all we're going to get out of that. | ||
| So he's like, you know, all they do whenever they want to discredit me, they just yell Pizzagate, Pizzagate, Pizzagate. | ||
| And then he says this. | ||
| And the media attacks me more and more for that. | ||
| Or they attack me for Sandy Hook because I expose the fact that we had debates saying, was it totally real or totally false? | ||
| He exposed that they had debates? | ||
| We know that CNN does fake remotes when they're not on location. | ||
| Did it really happen that they just used blue screen? | ||
| And so that discredits it. | ||
| But, you know, probably we know mass shootings happen. | ||
| But they don't show my full quote! | ||
| They don't show his full quote. | ||
| I know we've done this on the show already, but it's so much fun just to be like, hey, Alex, they didn't show your full quote. | ||
| Here's your full quote, you dumb punk. | ||
| Sandy Hook is a synthetic, completely fake, with actors, in my view, manufactured. | ||
| I couldn't believe it at first. | ||
| I knew they had actors there, clearly, but I thought they killed some real kids. | ||
| And it just shows how bold they are. | ||
| That they clearly... | ||
| Used actors. | ||
| I mean, they even ended up using photos of kids killed in mass shootings here in a fake mass shooting in Turkey. | ||
| So, yeah. | ||
| Or Pakistan. | ||
| The sky is now the limit. | ||
| I appreciate your call. | ||
| Anyway, Alex, shut up. | ||
| Just shut the fuck up. | ||
| Just stop. | ||
| I'm just gonna play that clip. | ||
| Every time he brings up Sandy Hook. | ||
| That's a pretty good clip. | ||
| You might have had debates, but you also said that multiple times. | ||
| He's got an adverb followed by two adjectives supporting exactly what he is saying he didn't do. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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And again, clip's still there, man. | |
| Yep, still online. | ||
| Clip's still there. | ||
| Still online. | ||
| You should take that down. | ||
| If you're gonna lie about what you've said in the past. | ||
| Take it down. | ||
| Yeah, at the very least, bother to try. | ||
| So Alex gets really defensive about how they're all into truth, and everything's truth, and everyone just lies about InfoWars, man. | ||
| That's what the bummer is, is that everyone just lies about them. | ||
| He's got Stephen Colbert going up there and being Tuck Buckford. | ||
| Trying to get people to think that that's what he does. | ||
| You've got people saying that he lost to Chobani in court because he made an embarrassing public retraction. | ||
| You've got people saying that he's a liar because he had to come out and say, hey, James Elefantis was going to sue me, so hey, Pete's Gate's not real. | ||
| Hey, I never talked about that place. | ||
| I never talked about Comic Ping Pong, except for the clip that we played on a past episode of him very in-depth talking about the pizza place. | ||
| I wonder why people say he lies all the time. | ||
| But you have to go listen to them. | ||
| You have to listen to Infowars. | ||
| Don't take the word of all of these liars out there. | ||
| I'll let Alex spell it out. | ||
| Here's what he wants to tell you. | ||
| Now, find out why Infowars is so hated. | ||
| Find out why it's so demonized. | ||
| Don't just join the crowd that gets into feeling like they're part of the winners and watch Stephen Colbert and all these other teleprompter readers. | ||
| Actually, tune in to Infowars.com daily to myself and the rest of the great crew. | ||
| And find out what we're really covering. | ||
| Find out what we're really saying. | ||
| Find out what we're really doing. | ||
| Alex, you have... | ||
| Who is listening to this and going, well, I better double-check what InfoWars says? | ||
| Alex, you have done this to yourself. | ||
| The next six clips are... | ||
| Oops, sorry. | ||
| Seven are what you cover, and they're fucking horrible. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| We're going to start with one that we've already played on the show just to, you know, give us a little bit of just familiar hatred. | ||
| This covers his Islamophobia portion. | ||
| Detroit school to hold Muslim girls only prom. | ||
| Let me tell you something. | ||
| Hundreds of thousands Obama brought in everywhere I went in Austin yesterday, including a suburb. | ||
| I went in two shops. | ||
| Even in the white suburbs. | ||
| And then I went to Pool Supply Place. | ||
| And there were like seven people in the Starbucks. | ||
| Three of them were young Muslim girls with hoods up with their heads drinking coffee after school. | ||
| Then I went to Pool Supply Place. | ||
| Same deal. | ||
| And all I'm telling you is, imagine if you were in Saudi Arabia. | ||
| And in Saudi Arabia they were walking to stores and there were Christians and women with lipstick on and high heels everywhere. | ||
| They'd start physically attacking you. | ||
| But here we're tolerant. | ||
| I'm just saying, we're letting in people in mass that are not tolerant, that are the most oppressive, cult-like people on earth, and it freaks me out. | ||
| You bet I'm freaked out. | ||
| You bet I am. | ||
| I've got three dollars, ladies and gentlemen, and I don't like it. | ||
| So, I wanted to start with that, just because we've already listened to it before, and... | ||
| He is afraid of young Muslim women. | ||
| Who are very integrated into our society. | ||
| What I wanted to do is... | ||
| I love that. | ||
| Like, that clip is so dumb on so many levels because that clip proves exactly what makes America better than Saudi Arabia. | ||
| And he's furious about it. | ||
| And he's like, God damn it! | ||
| We need to be more like Saudi Arabia! | ||
| Yeah, but to other people. | ||
| Yeah, exactly! | ||
| But I wanted to play that first because this is going to... | ||
| We're tolerant here, but only of people we like. | ||
| This is going to be like a lobster in a pot. | ||
| This is the cold water. | ||
| That we've already listened to, and it's just going to get worse from here. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So this next clip is him talking about Jade Helm, the bullshit conspiracy theory that the government was going to take over Texas. | ||
| I recall that one. | ||
| This is him talking about it. | ||
| He fully believed it. | ||
| You cannot make up the full magnitude. | ||
| Jade Helm is a Watson computer algorithm codenamed Mastering the Human Domain. | ||
| And it's not codenamed anymore. | ||
| And those that are smart enough to even physically resist down the road or try to sabotage fiber optic or try to jam systems, then they'll dispatch special forces to kill you. | ||
| As the special forces families die of cancer and their children are mentally retarded. | ||
| I mean, soon, half the public is going to be basically mentally retarded or have serious disabilities. | ||
| And then it's going to be 70, 80 percent. | ||
| And by then, just 15, 20 years from now, robots are going to be everywhere. | ||
| Yeah, they're in my pocket. | ||
| He just doesn't understand that he's talking about humanoid robots, right? | ||
| Yeah, I think so. | ||
| He's talking about robots that are directly competing with you. | ||
| Why haven't humans won any races for the past 20 years? | ||
| So he fully bought into Jade Helm and tried to scare people about it. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He does this all the time. | ||
| To the point where he's already planning for future guerrilla operations that are going to be defeated by special forces. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Makes sense. | ||
| Water's still not all that hot. | ||
| This is just you reporting dumb shit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Hey. | ||
| That was going on in, like, what, 2014, 15? | ||
| Something like that. | ||
| Texas, still free. | ||
| Nah. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| The Spurs lost, so are any of us really free? | ||
| Jade Helm did not materialize. | ||
| With those libtards in Golden State winning every basketball game. | ||
| Nuh-uh. | ||
| So, for this next... | ||
| Not in my Muslim hating America. | ||
| The next one I'm going to do here is we're going to enter the... | ||
| What I'm going to call whites are the victims, Chunk. | ||
| I was raised around just intense culture of white guilt that just permeates Christians. | ||
| My family are Christians across the board, and I'm sick of it. | ||
| I haven't done jack crap to anybody. | ||
| In fact, I bet you money there are few living black people that have been abused by white people as much as I have been abused by black people. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Few black people have been abused by white people the same way he's been abused by black people. | ||
| Everybody knows this. | ||
| After that, he goes on a three-minute tangent about street fights he's been in. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, what are you talking about? | ||
| As good as he is at street fights. | ||
| Black people are better than him, apparently. | ||
| That's abuse! | ||
| That's abuse! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's definitely not structural abuse that has been ingrained in this country since its beginning. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And saying nothing of the idea that, I'm sick of this white guilt people make me feel. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Why do I have to feel guilt for things that people that I am probably directly related to, let's say the people who fought for the South in the Civil War, Why am I being forced to feel guilt over it? | ||
| I didn't fight for the South in the Civil War. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| My dad got his dentistry license from Robert E. Lee. | ||
| As we all know, before he became the famous general. | ||
| He was a dental authorizer. | ||
| He was a dental hygienist. | ||
| So, yeah, that's pretty terrible. | ||
| That's the sort of stuff they cover a lot. | ||
| That's rough. | ||
| A whole lot. | ||
| That's rough. | ||
| In this next clip, Alex sort of misunderstands panhandling as being mugged, and he thinks it's a racist act. | ||
| Super fun. | ||
| The last three times now, I've been down there, past 7 o 'clock at night, I have been approached by a black guy who's over 6 feet, 250 pounds, going, I need some money, I need it right now. | ||
| You're like, I'm not going to give you money, and they start bowing up, I need it right now. | ||
| They don't say, give it to me or I'm going to attack you. | ||
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They just, I need the money right now! | |
| That's a nice watch. | ||
| Same thing happens in New York. | ||
| It's happened to Rob Jacobson a bunch on the train growing up and going to work. | ||
| Almost always, black guys. | ||
| Because there's this attitude that they are allowed to do it because you're white because you deserve it. | ||
| Oh, more white victimhood. | ||
| I mean, Alex, you do deserve it. | ||
| You do. | ||
| Well, that's a personal thing. | ||
| That's not because he's white. | ||
| No. | ||
| I don't care what color Alex Jones' skin is. | ||
| I think anybody who does what he does deserves to have people ask him for money every now and again. | ||
| Well, I mean, you know he has a sort of way of fantasticalizing his life. | ||
| He always turns everything into a scene from a movie. | ||
| Which, again, if we go back to the beginning here, that once again shows you that... | ||
| The more he lies, the more details he gives. | ||
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Right. | |
| Six feet plus, over 280 pounds. | ||
| I need money now! | ||
| What are you talking about, dude? | ||
| He's doing a character. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| He's obviously just fictionalizing an encounter he had with someone who was homeless, probably, and was like, do you have any money? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| That sort of thing. | ||
| He's turned it into, like, I'm being attacked by this guy. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Because he's black. | ||
| I mean, he was down there. | ||
| Yeah, in East Austin. | ||
| Exactly! | ||
| Yeah, this black guy came up to me, and of course, because he's black, he's trying to attack me. | ||
| I'm sick of this white victimhood. | ||
| And let me tell you something. | ||
| I saw girls in a pool supply in the suburbs. | ||
| Yeah, and it freaked me out. | ||
| They were there! | ||
| So this next clip... | ||
| Wearing hats! | ||
| Here's a nice fun clip of Paul Joseph Watson. | ||
| He did a report making fun of the idea of being trans. | ||
| Oh, God, no. | ||
| It's up on Infowars.com. | ||
| The truth about trans everything. | ||
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Hey, y 'all! | |
| My name is Mangina, and I'm a gender-fluid, two-spirited, transracial, Muslim atheist, other than feminist, anti-racist, social justice warrior. | ||
| And I want to reveal to you my trans-odyssey, and how I've overcome hatred and bigotry to truly embrace who I really am. | ||
| The video is Paul Joseph Watson in a wig, lisping a whole bunch. | ||
| That's Paul Joseph Watson? | ||
| While he's doing a fun voice. | ||
| Doing a voice. | ||
| Doing a fun voice and lisping around, like... | ||
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The fucking endless cruelty of these people. | |
| It's insane. | ||
| And you know what's really funny? | ||
| That clip, that video, that special report from Paul Joseph Watson, Alex actually had to turn off. | ||
| Really? | ||
| He's like, this is getting too racy. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
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Yeah! | |
| You know why? | ||
| Because it was getting just outwardly... | ||
| That's the most bigoted and transphobic thing. | ||
| And not only transphobic, he's throwing everything in there. | ||
| Everything. | ||
| He's throwing just every possible thing that it's like everybody who isn't a white male Christian is the single worst thing and they're trying to destroy everybody. | ||
| And so he's creating this character that is just... | ||
| Which, frankly, what is his character doing wrong? | ||
| Even his character is just describing like a guy who's not hurting anybody. | ||
| I would guess that what the character is doing wrong is it's annoying Christians. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| It's making videos that annoy me. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And make me feel that white guilt that I don't want to feel. | ||
| Ugh. | ||
| This is really all about how he doesn't want to feel stuff. | ||
| He doesn't want to feel bad about being white. | ||
| He doesn't want to feel bad about fucking anything. | ||
| He doesn't want to take responsibility for fuck all. | ||
| And the same thing is true of everybody that is on the right who's always crying about safe spaces and trigger words and all that shit are really just trying to avoid feeling like they hurt people. | ||
| Like, that's their entire existence now, is hurting people and then doing everything possible to avoid feeling like they hurt people. | ||
| Yeah, there's a lot of that. | ||
| This next clip, Paul Joseph Watson explains how... | ||
| Fuck Paul Joseph Watson forever! | ||
| This is bad. | ||
| It has to do with race. | ||
| But it has to do with more than just race. | ||
| It's pretty bad. | ||
| Yeah, and they create this complete fabrication that there's a rape culture in the West. | ||
| They say that one in four women are raped. | ||
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Completely bogus statistics. | |
| And in the Middle East and Africa and these places where there is an actual rape culture, it's completely ignored. | ||
| But those men aren't white, so it's okay. | ||
| Huh. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| Well, I mean, we're really exploring what you cover. | ||
| And so far, I think everyone's right to hate you. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| So much of what they cover really just boils down to white shit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Why is it bad that I'm white? | ||
| No one cares, Alex. | ||
| No one cares that you're white. | ||
| You're not oppressed. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| You're so not oppressed. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| Now, here's the last one. | ||
| And I think this is terrible. | ||
| This is from today. | ||
| Today's episode, Tuesday. | ||
| He topped it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Fucking Christ. | ||
| Put the mic down. | ||
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Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| In this clip, he kind of blames the parents of the kids that died. | ||
| No! | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And so, ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure many of the parents of the young people that were at this concert, many were adults, many were tweenies, many were teens. | ||
| Most adults probably there don't like having open borders to Islam. | ||
| But I guarantee you a lot of the parents do want to go along with bringing in radical Islam. | ||
| And bottom line, they are now responsible for this animal bombing and killing 22 plus people. | ||
| The parents that call for open borders and call for appeasement. | ||
| Are just as guilty as Macron and Merkel and Hillary Clinton and Obama and all the rest of them. | ||
| You're the ones that have these dead children's blood on your hands. | ||
| You're the trendies that love this. | ||
| That's the day after. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So, hey, guys, don't just take other people's word for it. | ||
| Go ahead and listen. | ||
| Really find out why people hate them. | ||
| I can't... | ||
| I can't fucking... | ||
| I can't do that. | ||
|
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No. | |
| Do you remember how I was angry before? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I want to not live in this world. | ||
| I genuinely do. | ||
|
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This is so difficult without the wine. | |
| So many fucking people died. | ||
| So many people were injured. | ||
| This disrupted. | ||
| And this is fucking with the heads of everybody in Manchester right now. | ||
| Because, of course, what else can you think but... | ||
| Where's the next one coming? | ||
| Where's the next one coming? | ||
| This is fucking with the heads of so many people in Britain. | ||
| Because they're now in the middle of a fucking election. | ||
| So this kind of nationalistic bullshit is only going to get stronger because of this. | ||
| And it's something where you look at that and instead of saying, God damn it, I don't want any of this to happen. | ||
| I don't want people to be hurt. | ||
| I don't. | ||
| Instead, you look at that and say, I want people to be hurt. | ||
| I want more people to be hurt. | ||
| I want there to be war. | ||
| I want there to be blockages. | ||
| I want anybody who's a refugee who wants to come in here. | ||
| I want them to drown on their way. | ||
| And even if they do get here, I want them to be pushed away. | ||
| I want more people to. | ||
| Because of this dumb fuck. | ||
| Who believed in something that is so hard right and so evil that it reminds me of you, fucks! | ||
| I am no longer, I swear to God, ISIS is weak tea on the right compared to our goddamn government! | ||
| ISIS is a bitch! | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I fear nothing. | ||
| Look, I don't even give a fuck if a goddamn terrorist walked through this fucking door because then I'd at least be like, hey, well, you're not trying to take away my goddamn healthcare. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| You pile of fucking garbage. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Fuck you! | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Un-fucking-believable that you can't for one second, one second, experience a tiny bit of empathy. | ||
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None. | |
| None. | ||
| Instead, instead of that, you blame... | ||
| Parents! | ||
| Parents who are once again grieving their fucking children dying. | ||
| And Alex, you fucking piece of shit! | ||
| Fuck you! | ||
| Yeah, totally. | ||
| Wow! | ||
| Totally. | ||
| And it's not even about creating more... | ||
| I mean, creating more hurt that's just a societal element of this, like you described, is absolutely what Alex wants. | ||
| But on an even smaller scale, imagine if you're one of those parents and you hear him say something like that. | ||
| He specifically wants to hurt them. | ||
| And this isn't even... | ||
| Like, this is worse than Sandy Hook. | ||
| Or this is worse than the Seth Rich bullshit that Hannity's spouting. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| Way worse. | ||
| Where it's instead of, like, at least there you're not actively blaming the parents for being the cause of their children's death. | ||
| Well, he's going to hide behind the idea that, well, at least some of them are into globalism, and that makes them complicit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But that's a fucking cowardly dodge. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, that's fucking bullshit. | ||
| And the second thing is, the reason that we boiled the water the way we did... | ||
| If you really want to break down what he's afraid of, it's not a bomb. | ||
| It's not any of that stuff. | ||
| It has to do with his white identity. | ||
| That's what he's afraid of. | ||
| He's afraid of these people coming in who aren't like him. | ||
| He's afraid of being victimized by people who aren't white. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That's what it is. | ||
| He has no leg to stand on other than... | ||
| Did you read the transcript of the New Orleans mayor speech? | ||
| I did not. | ||
| He gave a perfect speech on how the monuments were taken down. | ||
| The Confederate monuments. | ||
| Yeah, and through it all he just acknowledged from start to finish just how those monuments were placed up there by people who were trying. | ||
| To whitewash history. | ||
| And every time you walked by those monuments, if you were black, if you were from a different country, if you weren't a white supremacist, there is always that fucking weight. | ||
| That weight of these monuments represent how a large part of this culture hates us. | ||
| And fought a war trying to make sure that we were enslaved. | ||
| And he gave a perfect speech on it. | ||
| And that is exactly what is beautiful about America is. | ||
| And in his speech, again, the guy basically points out New Orleans is everybody. | ||
| New Orleans is the truest melting pot that America has. | ||
| Yeah, because then you can drink outside. | ||
| Everyone loves that. | ||
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| Well, and the only reason is, again, because of the slave trade. | ||
| Because everybody was there. | ||
| Because Creoles were there. | ||
| Because black people were there. | ||
| Because that huge seaport brought everybody. | ||
| Let's say you create an awesome culture. | ||
| And everything came together. | ||
| And it's beautiful. | ||
| And that is the thing that they hate the most. | ||
| It really is. | ||
| Because it's not solely theirs. | ||
| You have to share it. | ||
| That's the issue with Alex. | ||
| Well, because sharing leads to socialism, which leads to communism, which leads to complete oppression, blah, blah, blah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yep! | ||
| So, I guess my message would be... | ||
| I mean, I have a couple-fold message from this episode. | ||
| The first is, obviously, don't tell people to actually listen to your show. | ||
| Because... | ||
| They will find out what you cover. | ||
| That's the worst thing you could do. | ||
| They'll find out what you cover and... | ||
| It's bad. | ||
| That's why we do this show. | ||
| But secondarily, what you need to do when you get press credentials is just tell people to suck it. | ||
| Just gloat. | ||
| You're supposed to be trolling people. | ||
| This isn't going to work. | ||
| You're not a legitimate news organization. | ||
| Way too much baggage. | ||
| You can't report a story. | ||
| This Comey thing's a zero. | ||
| All you've got are lies. | ||
| And Hillary Clinton, no matter how much they keep pushing that narrative, fuck them. | ||
| We're done. | ||
| Hillary already lost. | ||
| You can't still be running a campaign against Hillary Clinton while trying to govern the fucking country. | ||
| She sold the uranium to the Russians. | ||
| It's just maddening. | ||
| It's just maddening. | ||
| God damn it, Dan. | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| God damn you. | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| This is why we need the wine, Dan! | ||
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We do. | |
| Look, we'll figure it out. | ||
| We'll be better in the future. | ||
| Look, I know that was a little much there at the end. | ||
| I can't. | ||
| I can't. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I can't. | ||
| I can't fucking deal with that. | ||
| I know. | ||
| How do you listen to that and not see the true cruelty? | ||
| Like, I just don't understand that instinct towards... | ||
| True cruelty. | ||
| Like, there's no empathy at all. | ||
| There is only... | ||
| I want to inflict more pain on these people. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| Why? | ||
| And I want to shame them for their victimhood. | ||
| Why would you want to... | ||
| And they are victims! | ||
| They're literal victims! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You can't be mad that they're being victims when they were victimized. | ||
| You can, because hypothetically, some of them are into open borders, which I don't think you could even specifically prove. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| Who the fuck cares why you're saying this shit? | ||
| That's another piece. | ||
| That's another very important piece. | ||
| It's just a guy who just, like, I can't think of anything other than the amount of pain he is feeling right now. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| And how he just wants every single other person to feel exactly, well, more pain than him. | ||
| He wants to experience the least amount of pain right now. | ||
| And therefore, other people must feel more. | ||
| Because he's not going to feel better by doing good. | ||
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No. | |
| He has to feel better by making everybody else feel worse. | ||
| Look, I don't know. | ||
| He sucks. | ||
| That's the bottom line. | ||
| There's no way around it. | ||
| I wish I had more clips. | ||
| Edit that part out. | ||
| Okay, so we're still figuring out exactly how this podcast is going to go without our old friend Wine. | ||
| But like we said, we'll get our sea legs. | ||
| We'll figure out a rhythm without the libations. | ||
| We'll be back soon. | ||
| But until then, you can find us at knowledgefight.com. | ||
| If you want to follow us on Twitter, we're at knowledge underscore fight. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| If you want to donate to the show, you can become a policy wonk. | ||
| Or if you give us $10 a month on that level, we will time travel to the past and do an episode all about it. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| All about the day that you choose. | ||
| And if you want, like... | ||
| Really fucking... | ||
| The episode that we just did about Corsi and how he explicitly said he wants to run a disinformation campaign. | ||
| If you're going to be mad about him having White House press credentials, don't be mad because he's from InfoWars. | ||
| That's bullshit on its face. | ||
| Be mad because this man... | ||
| Actually believes that lying to you is going to be the best way to solve the problems. | ||
| This is a guy who is utterly and completely uninterested in truth. | ||
| No, create a false reality. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Well, not even that. | ||
| He's very interested in... | ||
| I mean, you're absolutely right. | ||
| I was talking about what I was saying. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| He's very interested in the truth and making sure no one knows it but him. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| Yeah, because that gives you power. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Secrets and secrets and secrets. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Without wine, the mood is really fuck this guy. | ||
| This podcast might turn more angry. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I managed to keep my temper under control. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| So far. | ||
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Totally. | |
| I felt very... | ||
| I wasn't scared of you at all. | ||
| I definitely didn't have spit flying from my goddamn lips all over your beard. | ||
| I'm going to have to get a new mic screen. | ||
| But hey, you know what? | ||
| There's one piece of good news mixed in with all this bad. | ||
| What good news is that? | ||
| Rappaport still lives! | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
| I'm a huge fan. | ||
| I love your work. |