Today, Dan tells Jordan about a recent guest on The Alex Jones Show, Jack Posobiec. Jack was a central figure in the French election scandal, #Macronleaks, and he was a guest on the show to spout nonsense about it. To celebrate his appearance, Dan demonstrates for Jordan exactly how big a liar Posobiec is, based on a past appearance of his on InfoWars regarding Pizzagate. That sentence would have been nonsense five years ago.
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| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| We're a couple dudes who like to sit around, drink red wine, talk about Alex Jones, and wait for death. | ||
| There's been a change this week. | ||
| Waiting for death is probably the best way of putting it. | ||
| We are hoarding water and waiting for death's sweet embrace. | ||
| God, it sure seems like it's time. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| We're right there. | ||
| Yep, yep. | ||
| I want to build a bunker. | ||
| We're close to, like, I gotta go to Infowarsstore.com and buy these non-perishable foods. | ||
| Do they have anything that protects against radiation? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, they do. | ||
| Then fuck yeah, we're in. | ||
| Finally we discover that there's one good thing, like it turns out Alex Jones saves the entire human race. | ||
| I think what he has won't work. | ||
| But it's advertised for that. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| Plot twist of this show is that I know so much about Alex Jones. | ||
| And I don't know anything about Alex Jones. | ||
| And that is where we find our middle ground. | ||
| That is the audience. | ||
| They might know a little bit. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Some of them might be closer to my end, some of them might be closer to your end. | ||
| We educate and inform, and in the meantime, hopefully, we entertain. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| You know what? | ||
| Because I'll be goddamned if it's impossible to listen to anything Alex Jones says without that. | ||
| It's fascinating to think that there's probably out there, there's probably some Dan folks, and there's probably some Jordan folks. | ||
| There's probably some people who listen and they're like, I like Dan. | ||
| Jordan's kind of annoying. | ||
| And vice versa. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know. | ||
| There's 100%. | ||
| Some people are listening for you, some for me. | ||
| Sound off on Twitter. | ||
| Please don't. | ||
| Destroy both of our self-esteem. | ||
| I don't know if either of us can handle that. | ||
| Yeah, please don't do that. | ||
| I am a delicate snowflake always looking for a safe space. | ||
| We're going to get today's episode, but before we do, I'd like to give a shout out. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| That was for you, Brian Berger. | ||
| Thank you very much for donating to the show. | ||
| Thanks a bunch, Brian! | ||
| I realize that this is the first time I've used a donator's last name. | ||
| That was accidental, but he also... | ||
| If we have any Alex Jones listeners, that's the real problem right there. | ||
| He's an old friend of mine. | ||
| On the night before his wedding, I threw pennies at him and he almost beat me up over a sink. | ||
| He's a good man. | ||
| The night before his wedding. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How did the wedding go? | ||
| Wedding was fine. | ||
| I got too drunk at the reception, though, and might have... | ||
| And then you finally got beat up over a sink. | ||
| No, I karaoke'd stroking and didn't realize that there were still children present at the reception. | ||
| It was a night of fuck-ups on my part. | ||
| It was an interesting night. | ||
| Anyway, today we're going to get to what our episode is about. | ||
| It's going to be interesting. | ||
| I told you before we started, it's going to be unlike a lot of episodes we've ever done in the past. | ||
| But first, I want to start with an out-of-context drop that'll have nothing to do with what we talk about on today's episode. | ||
| Let us give the newborn baby shots. | ||
| Oh, another one died. | ||
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Oh, liberal. | |
| Oh. | ||
| I mean, this is just their whole deal. | ||
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Right. | |
| And I don't, you know, I, as well, I'm not a troglodyte. | ||
| You're still oh, liberal. | ||
| But I am... | ||
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I don't like any of what's going on right there. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| That was a long time for them to do that. | ||
| Alex Jones and Leanne McAdoo had a little roundtable about transhumanism. | ||
| All right, all right. | ||
| That was some of their deep analysis. | ||
| That was it? | ||
| It went way off the rails. | ||
| Yeah, it was pretty terrible. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So they just sure did that. | ||
| That should give you some indication of how the show has been the last few days. | ||
| It's been a disaster. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| There goes another one. | ||
| Another baby dies. | ||
| Liberal. | ||
| Liberal! | ||
| That's their entire argument. | ||
| Most of it, yeah. | ||
| And everybody, you can imagine what he's doing. | ||
| They're doing the little T-Rex arms. | ||
| Oh, you know, you saw it in your brain the moment he did. | ||
| The last few days on the show have been trouble, and I've been trying to find something for our next episode to be about, and... | ||
| It's been really hard. | ||
| So I've been going back to the well, and we have a couple time travel episodes we're going to end up doing in the near future, but I wanted to do one of my own, and so I went back to the day of the Boston bombing, because I was really curious, because I remember listening to him a little bit back then. | ||
| Didn't he say it was a false flag? | ||
| Oh, big time. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But here's the thing. | ||
| I don't know if we'll ever cover the episode itself, because much like the 9-11 episode, it's really not that interesting. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| As the news of the Boston bombing is breaking, he's in the middle of an interview with Richard Belzer. | ||
| Richard Belzer? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So Richard Belzer sidecars his coverage of the Boston bombing over Skype. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| So he is still on Skype with Richard Belzer while all this news breaks. | ||
| And Richard Belzer is not allowed to go. | ||
| No. | ||
| And he's thrilled to be there. | ||
| Belzer loves it. | ||
| Alex Jones is speculating wildly about how they're going to target patriots, and Belzer is just straight up signing off on all of them. | ||
| It's bizarre. | ||
| You watch him on Law& Order and everything, and you know he has a lot of ideas about JFK. | ||
| I was genuinely sitting here going, it can't be Richard Belzer. | ||
| Oh, it's Belz. | ||
| It can't be that Richard Belzer. | ||
| It's Hell's Belz. | ||
| And he's just there. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| It's that Richard Belzer. | ||
| It is. | ||
| So I was digging around and I was trying to find something for us to cover because, like I said, the last two days have been just no man's land. | ||
| That was no good. | ||
| I was really struggling and then I realized on Monday Alex Jones did an interview with Jack Posobiec. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| We've brought him up a couple times in the past and today it is finally time for us to delve in. | ||
| To something that I am going to call one of our dirty dossiers. | ||
| Because as we do this show, it's going to become more and more essential that we clearly delineate who these fucking characters are that exist in the periphery. | ||
| Alex Jones had an interview with Jack Posobiec because he is one of the main forces behind the Macron leaks. | ||
| So I found a New Yorker article. | ||
| That contradicts his story about what happened with the Macron leaks. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| This is a New Yorker story that actually uses an interview with Jack Posobiec as its sort of foundation. | ||
| A quote from this New Yorker article. | ||
| I reached Posobiec by phone on Saturday. | ||
| The previous day, he told me, he had flown from Washington to Miami to attend a party hosted by the far-right self-promoter Milo Yiannopoulos. | ||
| Posobiec spent much of Friday night monitoring 4chan slash poll, the 4chan message board, which has recently become a breeding ground for nationalist trolls, both in the U.S. and abroad. | ||
| This is a quote from Posobiec. | ||
| People were claiming something big was coming, so I just kept hitting refresh, he told me. | ||
| Shortly before 3pm, an anonymous 4chan user posted 9 gigabytes of information, purportedly hacked emails, photographs, and internal documents from the campaign of Emmanuel Macron. | ||
| Vosobiec could not know whether all the information was authentic. | ||
| He didn't even have time to glance through most of the thousands of pages, but he considered it his journalistic duty to let his followers know about the leak. | ||
| Quote, Massive doc dump at poll, he tweeted. | ||
| He included a link to the 4chan, So that's how he got involved, according to him. | ||
| I had heard that that happened, and that it was... | ||
| And that's why everybody was mad at WikiLeaks or something, and yet they weren't the ones who leaked the information or hacked it. | ||
| They just had it. | ||
| Yeah, they ended up with it and released it. | ||
| It was hacked by somebody. | ||
| So anyway, he goes to this party, and people start retweeting it, and it starts to catch steam. | ||
| And so, like, at about midnight, he realizes, he's at Milo Yiannopoulos'party, and he realizes that a bunch of other people have started to pick up on this. | ||
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Of course! | |
| It's been demonstrated, has been done in the past. | ||
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And so on the phone, Posobiec started a live video on Periscope, which he called a, quote, press conference on Macron leaks. | |
| The first few minutes consisted of Posobiec... | ||
| Which he has not read or looked at. | ||
| He's gone to a party at this point. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| The first few minutes consisted of Posobiec and his girlfriend dancing to Bad and Bougie by Migos, while Posobiec occasionally made the okay hand gesture. | ||
| Alright, why didn't he just stop it there? | ||
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I don't know. | |
| Don't talk about the leaks. | ||
| Just fucking... | ||
| Just let me enjoy that. | ||
| Just let me enjoy that. | ||
| Mental image of your monstrous 4D journalism bullshit, and instead you're dancing to Migos. | ||
| So then he took a little bit of harsh criticism about... | ||
| Like the alt-right does. | ||
| He took some harsh criticism and his response was, I just find interesting things and post them to my Twitter feed. | ||
| Look, journalists have gotten so bad that they see someone like me doing real work, actually digging through documents and distributing them to people. | ||
| They assume there must be some sort of conspiracy behind it. | ||
| I hope that if anything, this can be a learning experience for the New York Times and Le Mans and the rest of them to understand how real journalism works. | ||
| He was dancing to Migos! | ||
| By his own admission in this article. | ||
| He didn't read any of the documents! | ||
| No, he just said like, well, maybe this is something. | ||
| Fuck, I'll put it out on Twitter. | ||
| That was it! | ||
| Yeah, so that should give you some sort of a sense of what a blowhard fuck this guy is. | ||
| Yeah, I'm not a big fan. | ||
| I hate him. | ||
| I read something about him where he was describing his 4D journalism. | ||
| Yeah, where he gets involved. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| A lot of other people just report things. | ||
| And I believe his quote was, I'll go to an anti-Trump rally and start saying anti-Clinton stuff. | ||
| Just see what happens. | ||
| Yeah, and you're like, that's... | ||
| That's just being a dick. | ||
| That's not being a journalist of any kind. | ||
| But again, this directly relates to what we talked about in that 2015 episode, where Mark Dice went out and asked people if they supported banning the American flag or got them to sign his petition. | ||
| Infowars puts out a video about it. | ||
| Drudge Report puts up a link. | ||
| Alex Jones starts reporting that Drudge Report is reporting this thing. | ||
| It's this cycle. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's Jack Posobiec goes and starts a fight at some, like, anti-Trump rally. | ||
| He becomes the story, and then he reports on the story. | ||
| Yeah, see, that's... | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Now, I have only taken zero journalism classes. | ||
| But I have read journalism. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I feel like that's wrong. | ||
| Isn't that bad? | ||
| Like, aren't you supposed to, like, by the definition of journal, aren't you supposed to record these things? | ||
| And that's it. | ||
| Just write it the fuck down. | ||
| Even the fucking newscaster in Arrested Development knows that. | ||
| Can't be part of the story. | ||
| Can't be part of the story. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. | ||
| Even in a fucking... | ||
| Anyway, we're gonna talk quite a bit about Jack Posobiec today, and at the end of this, I guarantee you, he gonna be busted. | ||
| But... | ||
| We have to start with why he was on the show on Monday. | ||
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Okay. | |
| So he was tweeting about the Macron leaks. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And now he's coming on to InfoWars on Monday because the narrative is that Macron himself is suing Jack Posobiec. | ||
| No, isn't he suing Le Pen? | ||
| I will let Alex Jones start the narrative. | ||
| all right so if macron's so powerful the new french president why is he suing jack the sub the active reported on the whistleblowers the leaks I don't know if he's suing Le Pen, but what he is doing is they're starting an investigation into these hackings. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because they are patently illegal. | ||
| Yeah, that's a super good idea. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| To investigate these hackings. | ||
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Yep. | |
| The ones where you got hacked illegally. | ||
| And especially because this hack is different than the Podesta ones and other hacks in the past, where this hack explicitly has tons of fake shit in it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, apparently Macron put his own fake shit in there. | ||
| Smart. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Which is super smart. | ||
| That he didn't know he was going to be hacked, but still... | ||
| Like, I mean, if you're halfway smart now, you know you're gonna be hacked. | ||
| But to be fair, like, our intelligence agencies in the last few days have confirmed that they told the French that, like, hey, guys, there are attacks happening. | ||
| We can monitor them. | ||
| We're seeing them happening. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You are being digitally attacked. | ||
| You're being targeted. | ||
| So, yeah. | ||
| But at the same time, I feel like you should guess. | ||
| Like, if you're going up against a nationalist candidate anywhere... | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| You better believe you're gonna get hacked. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Just do a better job of hiding shit. | ||
| It's becoming the tool of the present and the future of hurting people. | ||
| And this one is undeniable. | ||
| Like, this was explicitly, we're trying to influence this election. | ||
| And there was no other explanation for it. | ||
| And the only reason is to help the nationalist candidate. | ||
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Yeah, exactly. | |
| The quote nationalist candidate. | ||
| Which we can tie back to all of the other hacks helping nationalist candidates with ties to Putin and to each other. | ||
| So it seems like there can be no other conclusion. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| It is now, now obviously the evidence is circumstantial. | ||
| But if it's a fucking coincidence, I will kill myself. | ||
| It's like, this stuff happening, Sally Yates and Clapper's testimony the other day. | ||
| Comey being fired today as we're recording this. | ||
| All of it is too late. | ||
| It's too much. | ||
| All of it is too much. | ||
| I don't know how to handle this. | ||
| Let's not talk about that. | ||
| Let's talk about Jack Posobiec. | ||
| It's easier somehow. | ||
| Let's talk about a different person who deserves to be in jail. | ||
| So he wants to give a little breakdown about the leaks. | ||
| He's going to talk about the stuff that's being found in these documents. | ||
| I hope it's pizza. | ||
| What's really happened? | ||
| What's unfolding? | ||
| Why they're suing you? | ||
| Why they're so upset? | ||
| And what we're learning about, reportedly, the gay porn, the gay escorts, the drugs. | ||
| I mean, what's going on here? | ||
| Why this guy is such a little darling of the establishment, youngest French president ever. | ||
| Sure, Alex. | ||
| And so, well, we saw the Macron gate last week where it was revealed that he has these offshore bank accounts in the Cayman Islands, tax evasion, billions of dollars. | ||
| It was also then revealed in these emails that, number one, the Macron campaign was funding Antifa, was behind the Antifa riots in Paris where they were setting police officers on fire. | ||
| Let's be clear. | ||
| There is not real evidence of those bank accounts that he's talking about. | ||
| In fact, there is absolutely no evidence of it because it's been proven they do not exist. | ||
| And all the images that people keep posting are all not what they say they are. | ||
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Exactly. | |
| Some of them are insurance documents. | ||
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Right. | |
| It's insanity. | ||
| Like normal people have. | ||
| No, that's why he's suing Le Pen for defamation because that's... | ||
| Literally what she's doing. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And he is a part of this. | ||
| Yeah, they can sue Posobiec for the same thing. | ||
| Probably not, though, because he's not a French citizen. | ||
| I don't know what kind of standing they'd have, but they're not suing him. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But here's the thing. | ||
| Well, probably because they can't. | ||
| The kind of behavior that's being expressed here is the kind of thing that's like, well, if they weren't going to sue you, sure hope they do now. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because now he's introducing this idea of, like, they were paying people to set cops on fire, and then it's going to get worse. | ||
| May 1st, we find out activities where they've been selling and buying designer drugs that they're saying they're for the boss, this drug called MMC3. | ||
| He's also on the list, essentially, of this homosexual cult sort of mailing list that he's on with the drugs and all that stuff. | ||
| And let's keep in mind that Macron himself is a victim of pedophilia. | ||
| So we know from a very early age he was involved in pedophilia himself, the victim of his own wife. | ||
| Two things. | ||
| No, no, no, no, no. | ||
| Two things. | ||
| So, no. | ||
| Two things. | ||
| No! | ||
| Two things. | ||
| No. | ||
| If you search for MMC3, everything that comes up is about a Nintendo controller called the Memory Management Controller. | ||
| Well, yeah, but this is that times three. | ||
| This is deep stuff. | ||
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It'll get you so high, you'll be able to play video games. | |
| I mean, yeah, his wife is a lot older than him, but the age of consent in France is 15. Right. | ||
| I don't know if you want to call that pedophilia, but culturally... | ||
| That's what they're calling that... | ||
| That's specifically what he's talking about. | ||
| I thought we were talking about, you know... | ||
| Child abuse? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, I don't think he... | ||
| I mean, if he's making that kind of an accusation unfounded... | ||
| I mean, it's not even an accusation, but it's just weird. | ||
| It's just weird. | ||
| He's talking about his wife, who was a teacher in his high school, a drama teacher, and they ended up having a relationship later. | ||
| Yeah, it's weird and unusual and... | ||
| I know at least two people who ended up dating teachers. | ||
| One of them got married, but they did not start their relationship. | ||
| While they were teacher and student. | ||
| But later on they... | ||
| And they met around that like 16, 17 no man's land. | ||
| Where it's like, it's fucked up, but... | ||
| You know, it's not Mary Kay Letourneau shit or anything like that. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Look, I'm not here to go to bat for Macron hanging around with his teacher. | ||
| But I also am not here to call it pedophilia. | ||
| I think that that is... | ||
| That'd be great if you explicitly... | ||
| Like at the very beginning of the episode you're like, I am here to go to bat! | ||
| For Macron banging his teacher. | ||
| Now, I have no personal investment in this whatsoever. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. | ||
| I do think it matters, though, culturally, that the age of consent is 15 in France. | ||
| It's not illegal. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| If one part of the world looks at another part of the weird world and goes, that's gross and you should be held to our standards, you're dumb. | ||
| But anyway, he goes on. | ||
| He says even worse stuff about Macron and his wife. | ||
| But even then, he made it imply that he wasn't... | ||
| That he was involved in pedophilia. | ||
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Right. | |
| Like, he wasn't the victim of pedophilia. | ||
| He was just all around it. | ||
| He was just... | ||
| He was part of that world, and therefore he will always be part of that world. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Yeah, so that makes him a complete pervert. | ||
| We completely skipped over the part where he said that he's on a gay sex cult email list. | ||
| Ah, well, who is it? | ||
| That is totally believable! | ||
| He's on a gay sex cult email list? | ||
| What kind of gay sex cult has an email list? | ||
| That's a shitty cult. | ||
| Why would you send a... | ||
| Okay, it's time to send out an email blast for our next gay sex cult meeting. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Ridiculous. | ||
| Hey guys, I'm gonna send you an e-vite. | ||
| How's Saturday morning around 11? | ||
| So, here he goes. | ||
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Potluck! | |
| He goes on a little more. | ||
| And this is the stuff that I've actually seen people tweeting about. | ||
| Like this part of his commentary. | ||
| And it's fucking wacky. | ||
| There's tens of thousands. | ||
| We literally haven't had enough time possibly for our researchers at Rebel Media or the people on 4chan to go through these things, to translate them, and to make all the connections to find what's happening. | ||
| Also, he's talking about people on 4chan, which are notorious, reliable researchers. | ||
| Certainly let them handle every truth-based investigation. | ||
| Secondarily, he brought up Rebel Media. | ||
| Again, they are very important. | ||
| They are a piece of this puzzle that is going to be increasingly dangerous in the future. | ||
| Just wanted to point that out. | ||
| They were using Bitcoin to buy designer drugs on the black market out in France. | ||
| I mean, it's crazy. | ||
| Now, the story is, it's admitted with him and his older wife that there's a lot of weird stuff going on and that she did know him back because he was married and all this. | ||
| What's going on there? | ||
| That's right. | ||
| He was her high school student when he was 14 and 15. And then later, but it was stated that that was when the relationship started, but that no sexual acts began until he was of legal age in France, which I believe is 18. So that right there tells me something very, very fishy is going on. | ||
| She has children that are older than him, as a matter of fact. | ||
| And it may be a way that they found this guy very, very young, and they were using that to essentially turn him into a puppet, turn him into a marionette, and now they're plying him with drugs, keeping him drugged up, and getting him to do whatever they want. | ||
| So yeah, you've got the article here at God News where they're showing you this stuff, the way they're controlling him. | ||
| The same kind of mind control they use for celebrities, for actors, for musicians that we see around the world. | ||
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Yep! | |
| Great journalism. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Mind control. | ||
| Great. | ||
| Mind control. | ||
| We see it for actors. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Musicians. | ||
| All of them. | ||
| Celebrities. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Whatever Kim Kardashian is. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| It's like, oh, it just... | ||
| It's mind control. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| He's groomed. | ||
| From a very young age. | ||
| We know because he said that nothing started until he was of legal age. | ||
| Which is 15. That means something very suspicious is going on. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Obviously. | ||
| If somebody asks you that question all the time and then you answer it truthfully, ah, we know you're lying. | ||
| And then, of course, mind control with the designer drugs? | ||
| Right, yeah. | ||
| Bitcoin? | ||
| You take this really young guy and you drug him up real good and now he's your puppet. | ||
| 15 years ago, now he's your puppet. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Now he's the youngest. | ||
| President in France ever. | ||
| So he's literally a Manchurian candidate. | ||
| That's what they're saying. | ||
| They would never be saying this stuff if he wasn't someone who just beat the pants off of Marie Le Pen. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| The idea that he didn't fact-check what the age of consent is in France means he's not doing any work. | ||
| Why would he? | ||
| The fact that he just tweeted about this stuff and then went to Milo's party means he doesn't really care at all. | ||
| Dances to Migos during his press conference means he's an asshole. | ||
| Tens of thousands of documents. | ||
| Right, and then he comes into the Alex Jones show and he's like, he's probably being drugged up and is just a puppet. | ||
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Like, if you're a journalist, you can't say that. | |
| You don't have anything to back that on. | ||
| You can't speculate wildly about mind-control drugs and whether or not they are being used to manipulate the leaders of multiple countries, as well as musicians. | ||
| You're not supposed to. | ||
| It's considered poor fun. | ||
| As we all know, the number one musician being mind-controlled right now? | ||
| Bad and bougie. | ||
| Migos. | ||
| So, that's most of the substance of what he's talking about. | ||
| That's the substance! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He also is asked at one point about how he found out he's being sued, and his fucking answer is so vague and nonsensical that, like, I don't believe him at all. | ||
| No, and I tried to Google it. | ||
| I tried to find, like, you know, Posobiec being sued by Macron. | ||
| There's nothing. | ||
| There's nothing on it. | ||
| He said the documents are public. | ||
| There is nothing. | ||
| There's nothing. | ||
| He's not being sued by Macron. | ||
| Anyway, we're gonna get back to Jack Posobiec in a second, but I want to get the taste out of our mouth with our old friend Alex, because we need some Alex Jones on this podcast. | ||
| Yes, we do. | ||
| It's gonna be a lot of Posobiec, so let's enjoy Alex while we can discussing how evil the Louvre is. | ||
| What? | ||
| He wants to say that the Louvre is satanic. | ||
| And when Macron came out in front of the pyramid, that it was some symbolic Satanistic gesture. | ||
| Now, some might argue it's one of the biggest landmarks in France. | ||
| Don't understand. | ||
| But Alex brings up... | ||
| I don't even think it houses anything famous. | ||
| I need you to let... | ||
| I want you to hear every word of this, because it's fucking hilarious. | ||
| Alex Jones... | ||
| Because he starts reading for once in his life. | ||
| Oh no! | ||
| Accidentally busts himself live on air. | ||
| So here we go. | ||
| And sure enough, found from the Encyclopedia Obscura, the Louvre Pyramid. | ||
| And you can read where, completed in 89, the largest of the structures, commonly referred to as the Louvre Pyramid, now serves as the main entrance to the museum and is one of the city's more notable landmarks. | ||
| The structure's Chinese-American architect claimed that the design was inspired by a trellis he had seen at the adjunct. | ||
| And that the Lube Pyramid was in nowhere related to the monuments of Egypt. | ||
| The Lube Pyramid raised controversy in the 80s following the publication of an official brochure. | ||
| Twice in the pages of the brochure, it was claimed that the structure was formed of 666 individual panes of glass. | ||
| The figure was subsequently quoted on numerous newspapers and became a widespread. | ||
| And then it goes on, though, to have Francois Mineron saying that, indeed, it is dedicated to the beast. | ||
| Revelations aside, the notions that the Lube Pyramid 666 panes is, in fact, False. | ||
| He tries to claim an official statement by the Louvre Museum. | ||
| Now, where was the part you showed me, though, where Francois Mitterrand said that himself? | ||
| Do you see that? | ||
| He fucking busted himself. | ||
| Twice there at the end, he tried to undersell how what he was reading says the opposite of what he wanted to say. | ||
| He was saying that, like, these 666 tile thing, it was subsequently proven to be a hoax. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And he drops off the word hoax. | ||
| And it was like, it's subsequently proven. | ||
| But that meter on, that is false. | ||
| Wait, why did he say that himself? | ||
| Never does get around to proving it. | ||
| It was based on the beast. | ||
| Based on the beast. | ||
| Based on the beast. | ||
| Brock Lesnar was the inspiration for the Louvre. | ||
| And we know that it's suspicious because the Louvre came out and said, it's not suspicious. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| And all of this stuff is just based. | ||
| I mean, if you listen to what he's saying, it's all just based on a pamphlet, like an erroneous pamphlet. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| They came out. | ||
| There were a couple of pamphlets. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, they were brochures. | ||
| Brochures! | ||
| They were brochures. | ||
| They also included some SkyMall objects, but who doesn't need SkyMall objects? | ||
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C 'est brochure et très bien. | |
| J 'adore la France. | ||
| Now there's going to be a new segment where I just speak French for a little while. | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| I'm going to let you roll. | ||
| So, Jack Posobiec has come in. | ||
| He's made his claims about Macron. | ||
| And now it's time to take a little trip back in time to the last time that Jack Posobiec was on InfoWars. | ||
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Okay. | |
| It might not actually be the last time, but it's the most important time. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And that is when he was breaking the story about Pizzagate. | ||
| Alrighty! | ||
| So what we're going to do is I... | ||
| I'm happy to get back to that fucking monstrosity of a bullshit mess story that still won't goddamn die. | ||
| Well, because... | ||
| No one else should have to watch the entire video of Jack Posobiec going to Comet Ping Pong. | ||
| I have done that, and isolated clips. | ||
| So we're going to the actual video of him wandering through a pizza place going, look, there it is! | ||
| Nope, what we're going to do is we're going to listen to his interview with Owen Schroyer on InfoWars, and then whenever he says something about what he did at Comet Ping Pong... | ||
| I will play the actual audio of it just to prove in real time what a fucking liar he is. | ||
| Do you even need me for this episode? | ||
| I don't. | ||
| Do you want to just put those back to back for the rest of the episode? | ||
| We'll call it good after another 20 minutes. | ||
| I actually think that you might be surprised by how big of a liar he is. | ||
| So, like, it actually does serve a purpose that you're here. | ||
| And I like company. | ||
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Okay. | |
| All righty. | ||
| So here we go. | ||
| This is the beginning of the interview we did with Owen Schroyer. | ||
| Let's just call this the Ya Busted Special. | ||
| Oh, totally. | ||
| Ya Busted Posobiec. | ||
| We are joined by Jack Posobiec, the Special Operations Director for Citizens for Trump. | ||
| He was giving me great intel on election night. | ||
| All of it ended up coming true. | ||
| But recently, he went inside of Comet Pizza and Ping Pong and got kicked out. | ||
| So we should just stop there for a second and really make clear that he is not a journalist. | ||
| He's a functionary for Citizens for Trump. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| He is a political operative. | ||
| No, that's... | ||
| He's never been someone who... | ||
| No? | ||
| Journalism. | ||
| Journalism. | ||
| All right, fair enough. | ||
| Yeah, you know how... | ||
| Well, I mean, let's face it. | ||
| Fox News is basically an arm of the Trump campaign now, too. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| Well, one of the biggest trends on Twitter has been the whole Pizzagate thing, and there's a lot of weird activity going on here, a lot of alleged stuff. | ||
| That a lot of people on Twitter are obsessing over, to be quite frank with you. | ||
| But you actually went to Comet Ping Pong and Pizza. | ||
| You actually had your boots on the ground. | ||
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Tell us about what happened. | |
| So that's what I do, Owen, and thanks for having me on tonight. | ||
| I saw a lot of people were researching Pizzagate, and I saw a lot of people were talking about it. | ||
| And quite frankly, it had not been something that I had put a lot of effort into because it really broke just towards the end of the campaign. | ||
| And as citizens for Trump, we were working very hard to get Mr. Trump elected to make sure that we were going to stop the steal, stop the fraud operations that were going on from the Democrats. | ||
| So I hadn't really paid much into So, he has already laid out here his groundwork. | ||
| He was actively working to get a particular candidate. | ||
| Elected. | ||
| Like a journalist. | ||
| This controversy, this fake controversy that sprung out of the illegal leaks of the opposite candidate's emails, or her campaign manager's emails, didn't really pay much attention to him. | ||
| Right, journalist. | ||
| No, didn't really pay much attention to him. | ||
| Didn't need to. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| Trying to get Trump elected. | ||
| Why would you pay attention to those leaks? | ||
| That's also not true. | ||
| He was paying attention to those things. | ||
| But, he goes on. | ||
| In this next clip, he discusses a little bit about his decision to go to Comet Ping Pong. | ||
| Did he struggle? | ||
| Oh, he struggled. | ||
| Did he have it in an inner battle? | ||
| This is a hero's story. | ||
| I mean, you've got to know that. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Jack Posobiec comes out of this looking great. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So we're on some hero's journey. | ||
| This is Joseph Campbell stuff. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| This is where he's like, can I pull the sword out? | ||
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Gotcha. | |
| He hasn't yet taken the call to action. | ||
| And I hadn't been one of those people that was, you know, researching it and putting together the spaghetti string, you know, of who's who tied to Hillary, tied to Podesta and all the emails. | ||
| But I said, well, look, guys, if we think that there's something going on, why don't we just go to the place, sit down, order dinner, periscope it live and see what happens? | ||
| And you did saw it happen, and you saw kind of a strange reaction. | ||
| But, you know, to me, there's even... | ||
| I mean, humans have a sixth sense. | ||
| There's a reason why certain environments make our hair stand up on the back of our necks. | ||
| There's a reason why we get butterflies. | ||
| I feel like if you were in this establishment and there was serious activity like this alleged pedophile activity going on, you would kind of sense it. | ||
| You would sense the weirdness of the place. | ||
| Just tell me what it was like when you walked in and then... | ||
| But let's be clear. | ||
| I can feel something when I walk in this room. | ||
| Did you feel that? | ||
| It just got a little bit colder. | ||
| That, again, is not good journalism. | ||
| I can feel pedophile energy around this place. | ||
| If you're reporting on vibes, that's not good. | ||
| Bad vibes! | ||
| Pizzagate! | ||
| Bad vibes! | ||
|
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That was the New York Post headline! | |
| I remember when Walter Cronkite would get on TV and be like... | ||
| I gotta be honest, I got no facts, but this story gives me the willies. | ||
|
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Good evening, this is Edward R. Murrow. | |
| I just want to let you know that McCarthy. | ||
| Creepy. | ||
| Giving me some bad vibes. | ||
| Let me tell you something about that guy. | ||
| Every time I get near him, the hair raises on the back of my neck. | ||
| I get goose pimples. | ||
| I'm starting to think. | ||
| He's going to prosecute a lot of people illegally for communist ties, even though they don't actually have communist ties. | ||
| Let's blacklist Hollywood. | ||
| Good night and good vibes. | ||
| So let's discuss these vibes. | ||
| How kind of the staff there treated you? | ||
| Weird vibe, man. | ||
| Really weird vibe. | ||
| And if anyone wants to go and look at the periscopes, I'm on Twitter, at Jack Pasovic. | ||
| It's just my name. | ||
| But the first moment we stepped in, you know, the people sort of had that, like, super extra happy smile. | ||
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And I don't mean like, you know, there was a nice greeter who was there. | |
| I mean, like, this is your table. | ||
| This is going to be a great meal. | ||
| You're going to have a good time. | ||
| So that's what he's characterizing. | ||
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Welcome to your table, Mr. Posobiec. | |
| How did you know my name? | ||
| I am a pedophile. | ||
| And I know all. | ||
| We know all names. | ||
| That's what gives us our power. | ||
| So I want to be clear. | ||
| I've not cut out anything relevant from the time that he is in Comet Ping Pong. | ||
| He does get thrown out. | ||
| I've cut out him and his friend standing outside talking about how they might eat them. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| We're going to be the next victims. | ||
| They might be high. | ||
| They might be fucking stoned. | ||
| That would be more fun. | ||
| Yeah, so here is him going inside Comet Ping Pong, just talking to the greeter, and see if it sounds like it matches up at all with, ooh, here's your table. | ||
| The food here is good. | ||
| See if it all matches that. | ||
| It's made of people. | ||
| Alright, here we go. | ||
| Time to infiltrate. | ||
| Time to infiltrate! | ||
| How do you even get in this place? | ||
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Oh, okay. | |
| Open the door. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| Alright, it's good. | ||
| Hold on, let's check out the menu. | ||
| What's on the menu? | ||
|
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It's a cover story. | |
| Cover stories that, uh... | ||
| We need a cover story for you. | ||
| We work near here and, uh... | ||
| That we work in D.C. and we want pizza. | ||
| And we want pizza. | ||
| Just out here for... | ||
|
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Hold on, hold on. | |
| I want to look at some of the stuff. | ||
| Jungle peanuts? | ||
| Sounds like jungle peanuts. | ||
|
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You've been here before? | |
| You've been here before? | ||
|
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Oh, no. | |
| Oh, no. | ||
| Hey, how you doing? | ||
| Two, please? | ||
| Can you hear ping pong or not? | ||
|
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Um... | |
| We would play some ping pong. | ||
| We're very friendly. | ||
|
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We want to check out the back. | |
| Definitely. | ||
| Alright, they're taking us into the back now. | ||
| So in that clip, he... | ||
| She didn't even sound that nice, to be honest. | ||
| No, she said, in the back, do you want to be back by the ping pong or not? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And he said, we're friendly. | ||
| We're very friendly. | ||
| He's the one who's being way more creepy. | ||
| That is so... | ||
| He's the worst secret agent in history. | ||
| And in that clip, right at the end, he does one of the first things that tips them off. | ||
| I'm certain that he's not on the level. | ||
| And that is, he's narrating his trip. | ||
| He says, they're walking us to the back. | ||
| Like he's a spy talking into a flower. | ||
| He has his periscoping phone in his shirt pocket. | ||
| So he's walking around with it, and you can see nothing creepy, tons of families, tons of people eating dinner. | ||
| It's a cool-looking restaurant bar. | ||
| There's nothing... | ||
| He claims that, oh, we got footage of all these... | ||
| Creepy pictures and stuff. | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| Anyway, they were not being, ooh, here's your table, ooh, any of that. | ||
|
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Would you like to be near the ping pong? | |
| So that's the first instance of him incredibly mischaracterizing. | ||
| We're very friendly. | ||
| Hi! | ||
| I am human! | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| What's my cover name? | ||
| I forgot! | ||
| I forgot! | ||
| I am pizza ping pong! | ||
| God damn it! | ||
|
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Fuck! | |
| I'm pizza person, ma 'am! | ||
| I'm friendly! | ||
| I would like pizza! | ||
| I would like pizza! | ||
| So he goes on in his interview with our man Owen Schroyer to talk a little bit about the various games that they have there, and this is a lie. | ||
| We were asking basic questions, and sort of the answers that we were getting back were very shady. | ||
| They were very noncommittal. | ||
| At one point, we were going into the back room, and so they had this ping-pong set up with a foosball table, and I was just saying, oh, foosball. | ||
| It's like when I was in the military. | ||
| We used to always play foosball in the Navy and on the swim base. | ||
| And I said, can we play foosball? | ||
| And, like, they didn't know what I was talking about. | ||
| And even the owner or I guess the manager who was there didn't really know what I was talking about. | ||
| And I said, and I, like, pointed to it a couple times. | ||
| Oh, that, yeah. | ||
| Because there's a foosball table there that clearly hadn't been used in a very long time. | ||
| So here... | ||
| So... | ||
| Is it like if you spin the goalie three times, it takes you into the underground? | ||
| So that's... | ||
| His characterization of what happened with the foosball. | ||
| Now I have all the audio of that. | ||
| Here is what happened with the foosball. | ||
| Why would you leave it up? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Why leave it up? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| But I want you to pay very close attention to the end of this. | ||
| Because the lady very clearly explains why she was a little bit confused. | ||
| And it makes total sense. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Is there foosball too? | ||
| How does it work? | ||
| Do we have to... | ||
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Like the little football guys. | |
| Little, you know. | ||
|
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Let's check. | |
| Yes, there is. | ||
| Hey, guys. | ||
| How you doing? | ||
| Foosball. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Football. | ||
| Yeah, foosball. | ||
| I want to say seven years. | ||
| I started like three days ago, so... | ||
| How long are you open tonight? | ||
| So, you got that there? | ||
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You got that? | |
| I started three days ago. | ||
| Yeah, he's like, oh, you guys got foosball? | ||
| She's like, I don't know. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I'm nervous. | ||
| Nobody's ever asked me that question before. | ||
| She's being friendly. | ||
| I thought you said you were friendly! | ||
| She's being friendly in, like, a server, but at the same time, she doesn't know, and her reason for not knowing is she just started. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's suspicious if you don't know what foosball is. | ||
| I don't think it is. | ||
| You guys got bumper pool? | ||
| You guys got pachinko? | ||
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What do you got? | |
| So that's, again, him completely taking out of context what happened there. | ||
| But the foosball fun is not done. | ||
| We have two more clips about foosball. | ||
| How can there be this much about foosball? | ||
| Because it really illustrates how weird he's acting. | ||
| Like, he's not acting like a normal customer. | ||
| And listen to this. | ||
| Pacing and leading. | ||
| Pacing and leading. | ||
| We're normal guys who want to play football. | ||
| He's saying that out loud. | ||
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He's saying that. | |
| Pacing and leading. | ||
| We're just normal guys who want to play football. | ||
|
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What a fucking idiot. | |
| So anyway. | ||
| Eventually, the person who I presume is the manager, it's hard to tell, it's very dark in the video, but someone comes over and brings him a ball. | ||
| And it also is very suspicious that they bring him a foosball and he doesn't want to play at all. | ||
| Wait, so now he doesn't want to play? | ||
| Well, here's that clip. | ||
| I thought he said he was just too normal, he was just a normal guy who wanted to play foosball. | ||
| Just a normal guy. | ||
| Pacing and leaving, pacing and leaving. | ||
|
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No, I looked in, I couldn't find one. | |
| Is that bathroom? | ||
|
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Bathroom? | |
| No, bathroom's right over here. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| So, that's, you know, he immediately is not interested in the foosball once the ball shows up, which has got to be strange. | ||
| I see you've confirmed my suspicion. | ||
| There is a foosball. | ||
| Yeah, okay, great. | ||
| Case proven. | ||
| Now we know. | ||
| Now we know. | ||
|
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Pizzagate. | |
| So, he goes on in this interview. | ||
| Let's see what else he's got with Owen Schroer. | ||
| Meanwhile, I'm looking around, and this is like 9 o 'clock at night in a bar in D.C., and there's little kids just randomly sort of walking around, going back and forth from this curtain. | ||
| People are going back and forth. | ||
| And the guy's like, oh, no, no, no, you come over here to find the bathroom. | ||
| And we go over, and there's this like, I kid you not, you can see it on the periscope, it's a secret door that's kind of like this flag behind me where a secret door, and you press it in. | ||
| And then the bathroom door opens, and I'm looking around like, what kind of place am I in right now? | ||
| They do have a very bizarre and unique bathroom door there, but it's nothing evil. | ||
| It's a fun door! | ||
| But he also says that there's like a back room. | ||
| They're like, no, no, no, come over here to use the bathroom. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Because that's where the fucking bathroom is! | ||
| Right, but he also... | ||
| You can't just go to the... | ||
| Okay, come over here to behind the bar. | ||
| To use the bathroom. | ||
| We have a sink. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| But also, before that, he was saying that there's kids scampering in and out of this curtained area. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| You can see it in the... | ||
| Very unlike children. | ||
| It's not in... | ||
| That's not in the Periscope. | ||
| There is a back room. | ||
| There is, because every fucking business has a back room. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| Every single one. | ||
| It's where there's a kitchen, there might be an office in there. | ||
| Could just be cleaning supplies! | ||
| What's fun about what you see in the Periscope is that he shows this back door, or this back room, the entrance to the back room. | ||
|
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Yes. | |
| Doesn't say, staff only. | ||
| They don't say anything and you can't really see it because it's too far away. | ||
| There are not kids scampering around, but it's the implied creepiness of it. | ||
| But there's also... | ||
| No one back there playing ping pong. | ||
| I get bad vibes from that. | ||
| It's all empty. | ||
| It's all empty. | ||
| No one tells him not to go back there. | ||
| He asks where the bathroom is. | ||
| You heard it at the end of the last clip we played. | ||
| Yep, they directed him to the bathroom. | ||
| It's right over here. | ||
| Here's the bathroom. | ||
| And again, the bathroom is a little creepy, but... | ||
| The bathroom's not a little creepy. | ||
| It's a weird... | ||
| It's a unique door. | ||
| It's an unusual bathroom. | ||
| Yeah, that's it. | ||
| Isn't that always cool? | ||
| But it's also a cool bar. | ||
| Of course you'd want to have something interesting and unique in your bar. | ||
| So Posobiec goes on to... | ||
| It fits with their brand. | ||
| He goes on to tell the rest of the... | ||
| A little bit more of his story, I should say, to Owen Schroyer here, and he gets to the part where his time at Comet Ping Pong Pizza ends. | ||
| I see the manager comes by. | ||
| He's on the phone. | ||
| And he's staring at me. | ||
| And he's staring at the other guy. | ||
| And meanwhile, I've only been in this place for about five minutes. | ||
| And then I go and I get to the point where I think I ordered a garlic knot. | ||
| And it had just come to sit at my table when the manager comes back with two Washington, D.C. police officers and says, you need to leave the establishment. | ||
| I am denying you service. | ||
| So before we get any further, I want to play this. | ||
| Because I think it's important. | ||
| This confirms that Jack Posobiec did in fact order a garlic knot. | ||
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I'm going to try this Zahadi with the pepperoni and jalapeno. | |
| That's a good one. | ||
| And then we get the garlic knot soup. | ||
| So he did. | ||
| That part's not a lie. | ||
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That's... | |
| Okay. | ||
| Thank you, Dan. | ||
| As far as I can tell, everything else is a lie. | ||
| But he did order a garlic knot. | ||
| You wanted to make sure that everybody knew. | ||
| I like to be more fair than not fair. | ||
| And in this case, right on. | ||
| Confirmed. | ||
| Right on with that order. | ||
| So, that's how he tells the story when he's on it. | ||
| I think that, I mean, that obviously means if he ordered a garlic knot, he's part of a gay sex cult. | ||
| It's probably a code. | ||
| He's on their email blast. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| It's garlic knotty. | ||
| So, what are you thinking at this point? | ||
| Like, what do you think? | ||
| You heard how he described what happened. | ||
| Do you think that's the story? | ||
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Um... | |
| Well, we do know that he ordered a garlic knot. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| So I'm gonna have to give him the benefit of the doubt here. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Bob Barker? | ||
| Give me one dollar. | ||
| So, at this point, he is sitting at a table with his friend. | ||
| And he's starting to freak out. | ||
| He's starting to crack under the spy pressure. | ||
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That's the guy from before. | |
| He's on the phone. | ||
| That's the guy I was talking to before. | ||
| He was on the phone. | ||
| No, no, he's on the phone. | ||
| The guy I was talking to before. | ||
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Do you guys want anything to drink? | |
| Do you start off with a second? | ||
| Yeah, I got to get that. | ||
| Can you take that, please? | ||
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You guys have a tap? | |
| You have a new video from right here. | ||
| You just changed this one. | ||
| And then you have to... | ||
| I got a turn. | ||
| I'll work it out. | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| DC Bros. | ||
| Good. | ||
| Is that good? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think we're burned. | ||
| I think we're burned. | ||
| What kind of bullshit little child's fantasy is he living right now? | ||
| It's a good one. | ||
| He was actually in the army? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Apparently. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Wow! | ||
| Apparently. | ||
| Our army is not... | ||
| I am not as confident in them as I once was. | ||
| But here's the part that's really fucked up, is, like, these kind of publicity stunts have been incredibly effective in terms of making him a celebrity. | ||
| I mean, Ghost Hunters is a big show. | ||
| But he's reasonably, like, important in the alt-right. | ||
| He is a prominent figure in alt-right media. | ||
| How are we being defeated by such stupid people? | ||
| We're not being defeated by them. | ||
| We've already been defeated. | ||
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We win. | |
| We didn't win. | ||
| No, we've already won. | ||
| Look at the world we're in right now. | ||
| You and I are not at a pizza place freaking out that we've been burned. | ||
| Okay, that's true. | ||
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We win. | |
| That's true. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| We have not been burned yet by any pizza place. | ||
| Jack has decided that he's burned. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| He's burned. | ||
| I love that he's like, we've been burned. | ||
| And then immediately the waitress comes up. | ||
| It's a normal order. | ||
| I'd like a Diet Coke. | ||
| I feel like we've been burned. | ||
| Can I get a Diet Coke? | ||
| No, we only have Pepsi. | ||
| Globalists! | ||
| She probably heard him say, we've been burned. | ||
| At this point, they've already behaved super weird in this place. | ||
| To the point where I used to manage a movie theater. | ||
| If someone was acting like this in my theater, I would either ignore them or I would throw them the fuck out. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It depends on the circumstances. | ||
| And if I was, let's say, in a movie theater that was the center of spurious rumors about a satanic pedophilic murder cult, I'd probably kick them out. | ||
| With a lunatic periscoping and narrating the entire time? | ||
| Probably kick them out. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think that's the reasonable thing to do. | ||
| They could not more obviously have negative intent than if they were like... | ||
| Two kids standing on top of each other wearing a trench coat. | ||
| It could not be a more obvious fake deception. | ||
| So they've decided, or Jack at least has decided, I don't know what his friend thinks on the matter, but he's decided he's been burned. | ||
| His friend just really wanted to get some good pizza. | ||
| He's been there before. | ||
| He likes that place. | ||
| He knows it's good. | ||
| Hey, this is a good place, man! | ||
| So about a minute goes by of nothing. | ||
| I cut that out. | ||
| But then, after they've been burned, this happens. | ||
| The manager and two DC cops say, I am denying you service. | ||
| No, that doesn't happen. | ||
| What happens is the waiter comes over and gets their order. | ||
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How's the Steel Wills? | |
| So, as far as vegetarian pizzas go, it's not my favorite number one. | ||
| Is it super popular? | ||
| No, I'm not. | ||
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I'm just... | |
| Why didn't the alt-right pick up on that? | ||
| Vegetarian pizzas? | ||
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No, thank you. | |
| So, it's good. | ||
| Oh, blessed. | ||
| Personally, it's not my favorite uses, but I think it's really good. | ||
| So, what are you going to do? | ||
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I mean, the Steel Wills isn't super popular pizza. | |
| So he's just getting an in-depth pizza recommendation after, we've been burned, we've been burned. | ||
| The guy comes over, the waiter comes over, and he's like, even goes to the extent of saying, it's not my favorite use of spinach. | ||
| It's a really popular pizza. | ||
| It's so fucking stupid. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's really not my favorite use of spinach. | ||
| I want a special report on Jack Posobiec's favorite uses of spinach. | ||
| That's the waiter saying that. | ||
| Oh, the waiter is saying that. | ||
| Yeah, the waiter is discussing this pizza that's very popular, and there's better uses of spinach. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| So the waiter's just... | ||
| Doing his job. | ||
| He's being very friendly and very helpful. | ||
| And that's the kind of thing that really annoys waiters a lot of the time. | ||
| Is that, like, really in-depth, like, well, what do you get? | ||
| What do you like? | ||
| What would you rec-o? | ||
| And, yeah. | ||
| So, I don't know. | ||
| Alright, so we're on zero evil so far. | ||
| I don't even get any bad vibes from this. | ||
| Bad vibes. | ||
| I get really bad vibes from those two. | ||
| Yeah, super bad vibes. | ||
| That's creepy! | ||
| Here's where we get worse vibes. | ||
| Where? | ||
| It's been shown through his Twitter account. | ||
| If you go look through Jack Posobiec's Twitter account, seems to have an undue interest in Russia. | ||
| Seems to have a lot of interest in reporting Russian embassy news. | ||
| There have been a number of times that he has reported things that are not very important but have to do with the Russian embassy. | ||
| He has reported from the Russian embassy. | ||
| I'm not saying anything. | ||
| I'm just saying. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| I do know what you're saying. | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| And if you want to get worse vibes, here, again, haven't been kicked out yet, he and his friend get a drink, and this is how they cheers each other. | ||
| Oh, God, I don't want to hear this. | ||
| This has to be insane. | ||
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Cheers. | |
| That's not unusual. | ||
| I've done that before. | ||
| I'm fine with that. | ||
| I'm fine with that. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| I'm fine with it. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| I've said it a bunch. | ||
| No, you haven't. | ||
| I have, actually. | ||
| Not in my company, you haven't, because I know we called you a goddamn red. | ||
| God damn it, McCarthy. | ||
| Listen, it's nothing damning. | ||
| This whole thing is a witch hunt. | ||
| It's nothing damning, but in the context, it's interesting. | ||
| I'm going to let that one go. | ||
| I'm going to let that one go. | ||
| I'm not letting it go. | ||
| I'm building a case, baby. | ||
| I think you're being a little bit paranoid with that one. | ||
| I'm not being paranoid, but I will say I'm making a mountain out of a molehill. | ||
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Yes. | |
| I agree with that. | ||
| That I'm going to go with you're crazy on. | ||
| But it actually is... | ||
| I leave it in really more to illustrate the fact that they have... | ||
| You're as crazy as their bathroom. | ||
| But look, they've gotten pizza recommendations. | ||
| They've ordered a garlic knot. | ||
| They've now gotten a drink and are cheersing each other, having a drink. | ||
| And they're also, I should say... | ||
| He's picking up the camera and moving it around. | ||
| He's clearly broadcasting out of there. | ||
| Anybody who was watching him would know what he's doing. | ||
| He's not being discreet at all. | ||
| The camera is out of his pocket. | ||
| It's either sitting on the table with a light so he can be seen on the camera because it's dark in Comet Ping Pong. | ||
| So there's a spotlight on him. | ||
| It's ridiculous. | ||
| So then here he has turned off the... | ||
| He is a very bad spy. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| So he's turned off the recording, and then it comes back on with this. | ||
| And it starts up really quick, so pay attention. | ||
| I turned it off. | ||
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I understand that to you, this is maybe like a game, but considering that I myself and my staff receive death threats many times a day... | |
| It's not a game, it's not anything... | ||
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This ain't no motherfucking game! | |
| I can't control what somebody posts on the internet, what someone comments. | ||
| I mean, when you post it on the internet, you do. | ||
| And you're filming now. | ||
| You're throwing me out. | ||
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At the point that this started, I had turned it off. | |
| He's denying you service, he wants you to leave the app. | ||
| He asked me to turn it off when I turned it off. | ||
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But he's denying you service, he wants you to leave the app. | |
| So why specifically? | ||
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Thank you. | |
| I've already explained this, sir. | ||
| You don't have to explain anything. | ||
| Why don't you go to the bathroom, sir? | ||
| Okay, so we're good? | ||
| We're good for the... | ||
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Okay. | |
| Alright, we're gonna head up. | ||
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I'm fully compliant, just trying to find out what's going on. | |
| Also, can I get that car laptop to go? | ||
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I mean, you guys are already proud of me, but... | |
| Did she want to add something? | ||
| I thought you had something to say to me. | ||
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Okay. | |
| So, that's the manager kicking him out and an off-duty cop. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
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I didn't have much to say, but maybe don't be a fucking dick. | |
| That's not a bad thing to say to Jack Posobiec. | ||
| I want some vegetarian pizza, man. | ||
| Why are you going to be a dick about it? | ||
| So they get thrown out. | ||
| The manager explains very clearly, me and my staff have been getting death threats. | ||
| You think this is a game. | ||
| And Jack's like, I don't think this is a game. | ||
| I broadcast all my dinners. | ||
| I can't control what is on the internet? | ||
| Yeah, that's what the manager comes back with. | ||
| I broadcast all my dinners. | ||
| That's what the manager comes back with is, are you reading the things that people are saying online? | ||
| And he's like, I can't control that. | ||
| You're feeding into it. | ||
| The manager knows it. | ||
| And your childish game of, oh, no, that's not me. | ||
| The manager's not having any of that bullshit because you are putting people's lives in danger. | ||
| That's the little brother like, I'm not touching you. | ||
| I'm not touching you. | ||
| Like, fucking grow the fuck up. | ||
| Yeah, but that's his version of journalism. | ||
| So he gets kicked out, and then him and his buddy go out in the street, and I cut all this shit out because it's all just like, oh, my God. | ||
| They kicked us out. | ||
| They kicked us out. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Buh! | ||
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Right. | |
| It's nothing. | ||
| At this point, it's clear. | ||
| It appears he's more fucked up than he was. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Like, I don't think... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know what was going on, but he's on some sort of substance. | ||
| I think he was probably high. | ||
| But anyway, we've now heard... | ||
| That would help explain his really poor spying. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So we've now heard the entirety of his time in Common Ping Pong Pizza. | ||
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Right. | |
| We've heard him talk to himself and narrate his time there. | ||
| We've heard him make a big deal out of the foosball table, and then once someone brings him the ball, just walks completely away from it. | ||
| We've illustrated that he is having a bright light on himself and filming around the place while he waits for food. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| He's given a Russian cheers, which you don't think is a big deal, but I'm going to hang my hat on. | ||
| Still not going to say it's a big deal. | ||
| So now he closes out his interview with Owen Schroyer, and here it goes. | ||
| And was there anything that you did specifically that would have made them want to deny you service? | ||
| Absolutely not. | ||
| He said that he found my Periscope and said, you're live streaming from inside here. | ||
| He didn't. | ||
| The manager didn't say that. | ||
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Nope. | |
| And I'm not allowing that to deny you service. | ||
| All I had told the Periscope was dinner at Comet Pizza. | ||
| I didn't say, you know, Pizzagate. | ||
| I didn't say any of the allegations. | ||
| I said dinner at Comet Pizza. | ||
| The kind of way you would say, you know, lots of people take pictures and put it on Snapchat, Instagram, that sort of thing. | ||
| And there are a lot of people around me with smartphones. | ||
| But for some reason, this guy was completely keyed in. | ||
| And honestly, I think he'd been tipped off. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, that's what it would sound like, especially when they've got all kinds of stuff going on on their social media, all kinds of weird pictures. | ||
| I mean, we've seen the type of weird pictures that have been associated with this place. | ||
| Just final question on your experience there before I move on to the next topic. | ||
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Did you see any of that weird artwork? | |
| Oh, yeah, absolutely. | ||
| Just even as you first walk in, you see this weird sort of demonic artwork just to the inside of the front door. | ||
| And then as you're walking back, you can see this face that's just kind of on the wall above one of the tables. | ||
| And it looks like this sort of some sort of cross between a zombie and like the exorcist. | ||
| you know, the girl in The Exorcist, Linda Blair's character, and it's just freaky. | ||
| Then, as we walk back a little further, the wall looked like it had been recently stripped. | ||
| So there's a possibility that they may have actually taken some of those paintings down. | ||
| Pizzagate, it has been trending on Twitter. | ||
|
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Certainly some weird stuff there. | |
| We'll see if that trend continues and some of the weirdness that just citizens are reporting on and breaking on social media. | ||
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We'll see if that catches any ground. | |
| Hang that picture, Rappaport. | ||
| Yeah, seriously. | ||
| You know what's the most suspicious? | ||
| Rappaport? | ||
| I think Rappaport took those pictures down from Pizzagate! | ||
| He's taking pictures down all across this land! | ||
| He's an evil picture elf! | ||
| If Posobiec was any kind of reporter, he would have looked on the ground next to where the picture should have been. | ||
| Oh, were they on the ground? | ||
| No, but then we would have confirmation of the Rappaport elf. | ||
| That it was Rappaport? | ||
| Yeah, Rappaport elf. | ||
| Hashtag Rappaport Elf. | ||
| I remember when I was a kid, right around Christmas, my mom would be like, watch out for that Rappaport Elf on the shelf right there. | ||
| You gotta leave your wooden shoes out. | ||
| Rappaport will leave a picture in it. | ||
| So, like, okay. | ||
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Be careful, you'll get a lump of painting in your stocking. | |
| We've got nothing. | ||
| Absolutely nothing. | ||
| He has nothing, but he does still go on Infowars and do this interview in order to cast aspersions and insinuate all this stuff. | ||
| This is truly fucking... | ||
| Propaganda. | ||
| It's awful. | ||
| That's purely lying. | ||
| How can he not know that they're lying? | ||
| And the fact that Owen Troyer... | ||
| Oh, they do know. | ||
| Owen Troyer just goes along with this like he... | ||
| Of course. | ||
| They do know they're lying. | ||
| This is fucking insane. | ||
| They 100% know they're lying. | ||
| They don't care. | ||
| They don't care? | ||
| I don't think, first of all, I don't think Owen's seen the periscope because it's long and boring. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And he doesn't do background. | ||
| Are you kidding me? | ||
| So he's just going along with it and, like, assuming that Jack Posobiec is a reliable source, maybe. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Posobiec knows he's lying. | ||
| He knows that he's lucked into this alt-right fame. | ||
| It doesn't matter if you tell the truth. | ||
| Who gives a shit? | ||
| Reality is malleable. | ||
| It's what Milo used to always argue. | ||
| We're in a post-facts world. | ||
| It just doesn't matter. | ||
| Yeah, but that's bad. | ||
| Oh, it's real bad. | ||
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Why doesn't it matter to these people? | |
| Is it just... | ||
| Because it seems like with Posobiec, it is just attention. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's just attention. | ||
| They just like attention. | ||
| These people are sociopaths. | ||
| And seeing your narrative... | ||
| Seeing people believe your narrative, I think there's a trolling aspect of it that they would never cop to. | ||
| Well, you know, I will say this. | ||
| Maybe it's more just addiction. | ||
| It could be. | ||
| Because I think, well, whenever you get a like on Facebook or on Twitter, there is that same kind of dopamine influx. | ||
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True. | |
| So all of this attention, maybe they are just really getting off on it. | ||
| And so they're just doing whatever they can to get more retweets and more likes and to get more people giving them this dopamine rush. | ||
| Yeah, it could be like a propaganda version of this new internet addiction that we've experienced and we've seen. | ||
| It's possible. | ||
| That theory is as good as anything. | ||
| Because there's no possible reason that... | ||
| Because they can't... | ||
| I don't believe in any of this shit. | ||
| In his dark moments, he knows he's a liar. | ||
| There's no doubt in my mind about it. | ||
| I've watched tons of videos of him, and he knows. | ||
| He knows. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| But in the same way that a frat boy doesn't really give a shit that his whole existence is kind of based on hating women, in the same way that they don't really care, he doesn't really care that he's a liar. | ||
| He's making money. | ||
| He's the Washington, D.C. chief for rebel media. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Now, he's like... | ||
| I don't know if this is true, but it's being reported that he has White House credentials now. | ||
| He does. | ||
| He was credentialed. | ||
| But I didn't see confirmation of that. | ||
| I just knew he was at the White House press briefing. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Well, you have to have credentials to get in there. | ||
| You can get day credentials. | ||
| It doesn't mean you have across-the-board credentials. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Mike Cernovich was there for a day. | ||
| He doesn't have a pass or anything like that. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| But my point is... | ||
| That people like this who have no regard for the truth and just want to insinuate things, much like with the Macron shit, he's just insinuating things. | ||
| Oh yeah, he's with his wife because she drugged him and now he's a puppet. | ||
| Yeah, that makes sense. | ||
| All this stuff that you can't prove and you don't know, it doesn't matter. | ||
| He's never going to walk back this Pizzagate stuff. | ||
| He's never going to walk back the Macron stuff. | ||
| It doesn't matter. | ||
| It just makes him more famous. | ||
| It's fucked up. | ||
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And he is in the White House. | |
| He goes to the White House. | ||
| Because our lives are fucked. | ||
| I want to go to the White House. | ||
| I don't, not anymore. | ||
| Oh, I do. | ||
| I want to pee on something in the White House now. | ||
| That'd be kind of fun. | ||
| I want to pee on something in the White House. | ||
| I do, too. | ||
| It doesn't mean anything. | ||
| I do, but I do, too. | ||
| The White House is meaningless. | ||
| Our Constitution is meaningless. | ||
| The Congress, if it was worth a shit, it would have already done everything it can to investigate all of this shit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Instead of blocking the investigation at every possible turn. | ||
| All they fucking want is tax cuts. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Why won't you? | ||
| Why? | ||
| I think it's actually deeper than that. | ||
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You think so? | |
| Yeah, but let's not speculate. | ||
| Gay sex ring? | ||
| We're not fucking. | ||
| Gay sex ring. | ||
| You heard it here first. | ||
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Bingo! | |
| There we go. | ||
| This is what we need to do. | ||
| We need to be more sensational. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| We need to lie our balls off and that way it wouldn't even fucking matter. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because why would we hold ourselves to a higher standard when the world is clearly fucking ending? | ||
| Because what does it benefit a man to gain the world if he loses his soul, Jordan? | ||
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Shakespeare. | |
| I mean... | ||
| I mean, it's worked out pretty well for Alex Jones. | ||
| I had everyone we talked about. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| So I want to take a step back. | ||
| They're all doing better than we are. | ||
| I just want to take a step back to encapsulate that last piece that he had with Owen. | ||
| That last thing, like, legitimately, he's got nothing. | ||
| All this stuff, the like, oh, everyone was creepy there. | ||
| No, they weren't. | ||
| I saw the Periscope, we heard them, they were just service industry people. | ||
| They didn't know what foosball was. | ||
| The girl started three days ago. | ||
| I don't care that she didn't know what foosball is. | ||
| That's very believable. | ||
| That's nothing at all. | ||
| They treated you weird. | ||
| You were weird. | ||
| You were weird. | ||
| You deserved exactly the weird treatment you got. | ||
| They gave you very polite pizza recommendations. | ||
| Your lie is about kids scampering around behind curtains is not true. | ||
| It's not in the periscope. | ||
| So what we come to at the end is the only thing that is maybe defensible. | ||
| And you can't tell from the periscope because it's shot terribly. | ||
| And it's dark. | ||
| But there's a possibility that there's weird art in there. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like a lot of cool places. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Now, I want to say first, who gives a shit? | ||
| But second, if that's the only real thing in your argument, you are the most PC fucking pile of shit in the world. | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| If your argument that you can hang your hat on against this pizza place... | ||
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Yeah, there's weird art. | |
| Okay. | ||
| There's weird art. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| You want to censor their art? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Okay, great. | ||
| Let's do it. | ||
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All right, enjoy. | |
| Every picture. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Every picture belongs on the rapper floor. | ||
| No, but really, I mean, that is really what's going on. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We don't approve of their art. | ||
| Also, we don't even know what their definition of weird art is. | ||
| It's satanic. | ||
| Yeah, but... | ||
| But that's meaningless. | ||
| Fucking... | ||
| It's all meaningless. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It's all meaningless based on... | ||
| They said Kiss was satanic and Jimi Hendrix was satanic. | ||
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Well, Kiss was. | |
| They were knights in Satan service. | ||
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They were. | |
| That makes perfect sense. | ||
| But, so, here we go. | ||
| I mean, that's, I feel, personally, all you really need to know about Jack Posobiec. | ||
| Yeah, pretty much. | ||
| In the middle of the Pizzagate controversy, in quotes, he went to Comet Ping Pong, made a very misleading Periscope video about it, And | ||
| he doesn't even give a shit. | ||
| Well, because like I said, he's going to come up again. | ||
| He clearly has some sort of a connection to the nationalist movement that's going on. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
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Otherwise, he would not have had pre-advance knowledge. | |
| He wouldn't have had it. | ||
| It's so fucking blatant. | ||
| Because he didn't even bother to take down his own video that is in complete opposition to what it is he's saying in the interview. | ||
| Like, why wouldn't you even bother? | ||
| Can't you hide your tracks any better than... | ||
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Why are we losing to such stupid people? | |
| You know why? | ||
| It's because it's what we keep coming back to. | ||
| It's the battle of the second step. | ||
| And they always will win. | ||
| No one looks into things. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Anyway, this is a shorter episode today. | ||
| Due to depression. | ||
| Well, yeah. | ||
| I mean, I couldn't get it together. | ||
| But we'll be back soon. | ||
| If I was gonna take a summation from this episode, it would be that there is absolutely... | ||
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Like, they just... | |
| They're just sociopaths. | ||
| They're complete and utter sociopaths. | ||
| They don't care who they hurt. | ||
| They don't care about anything but themselves. | ||
| They don't care about each other. | ||
| They just want to get as much attention for themselves as possible. | ||
| They probably don't even care about the globalists. | ||
| They probably know that that's fake. | ||
| No. | ||
| Well, I mean, even in that Alex Jones profile, whenever they're talking about the interviews from other people who've worked with him, it's just a medium to sell pills. | ||
| Oh yeah, speaking of which, I tweeted about this yesterday, but you should check out that New Yorker article, or New York Magazine article about Alex Jones. | ||
| It talks about the sort of financial stuff in his business. | ||
| And it's really interesting because basically they're just laying out shit that we laid out in one of our first episodes. | ||
| We scooped the New York Magazine by like four months. | ||
| It's really interesting because we're better at it. | ||
| Well, they uncovered that it doesn't cost anything for people to play Alex's shows, to syndicate his shows. | ||
| They uncovered that? | ||
| Could have found that out by listening to your number one Alex Jones information source knowledge fight. | ||
| We don't dwell on the bullshit, just the real uncut. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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I don't know. | |
| We should get interviewed a lot more. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| Hit us up, New York mag. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| Guys, if you want to email us... | ||
| New York Magazine? | ||
| Looking at you. | ||
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| Hit me up, baby. | ||
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| You can do that. | ||
| You can go to iTunes. | ||
| Yep. | ||
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| That would be great. | ||
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| If you would like to request a time travel episode, which if Alex Jones continues to be disoriented and frankly, as I think you've described it as... | ||
| Kind of boring. | ||
| It's been pretty boring. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So if he continues to pull this shit, we're going to keep doing some time travel episodes until he hits that... | ||
| Time traveling and dirty dossiers. | ||
| So, yeah. | ||
| Alex probably likes being peed on. | ||
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Probably. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| I would give him that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Or he likes peeing on people. | ||
| Also, my mom just emailed me an article from the Austin Statesman, or the Austin Chronicle, and apparently his ex-wife, Alex Jones' ex-wife... | ||
| Has, in a press conference, said, I will come on your show and talk about our custody trial. | ||
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What? | |
| On Alex Jones' show? | ||
| She said she would do it. | ||
| There's no way. | ||
| Fuck yes! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Please! | ||
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Yep. | |
| That sounds like something Alex is just crazy enough to... | ||
| I give it a 50-50 shot. | ||
| I give it a zero. | ||
| 50-50 shot. | ||
| No way. | ||
| Because he can't pull the same tricks with her. | ||
| You know how the people around you, you can't act really around them? | ||
| Right. | ||
| Sometimes you get really insecure because they know what's underneath. | ||
| Right. | ||
| She's seen him in his intimate moments. | ||
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Right. | |
| She knows who he is. | ||
| He can't pull that character shit on him. | ||
| Should be able to call it out. | ||
| There's no way he'd let her on the show. | ||
| God, I want to hear some of that good stuff, though. | ||
| I want it so bad. | ||
| I want to hear some of that good stuff. | ||
| Hey, Alex, stop being a fucking coward and have your ex-wife on the show. | ||
| Hey, Alex Jones' ex-wife, fucking come on our show. | ||
| We will absolutely... | ||
| Oh, are you kidding me? | ||
| You're on in an instant. | ||
| Yeah, well, you're an honorary policy wonk. | ||
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Come on. | |
| Anyway, this has been fun, Jordan. | ||
| I'm sorry that the world is the way it is, but it is. | ||
| We're going to survive it. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Or we won't. | ||
| Yeah, either way. | ||
| It's too late now. | ||
| Get a bunch of water and canned food, people. | ||
| It's time. | ||
| I recommend everybody travel. | ||
| Travel is a good idea. | ||
| See the world while you can still see the world. | ||
| One-way ticket travel. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Get out. | ||
| Easter Island, if you donate one million dollars or more for our Patreon, we will move to Easter Island and continue doing this podcast. | ||
| From the relative safety of giant heads. | ||
| I assume we'd live inside one. | ||
| Oh, we'll hollow one out like an igloo. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| Or that old lady who lives in a shoe. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Anyway, this has been fun. | ||
| Yes, absolutely. | ||
| Guys, for everybody who's donated... | ||
| You're Policy Wonks. | ||
| Damn right you are. | ||
| And we're happy to join you because we, too, are a couple of Policy Wonks. | ||
| We Wonks! | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
| Hello, Alex. | ||
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I'm a first-time caller. | |
| I'm a huge fan. | ||
| I love your work. |