All Episodes
May 9, 2017 - Knowledge Fight
03:26:16
#38: 30 Hour Marathon Coverage

Today, Dan tells Jordan about some of the important events that went down in Alex Jones's 30 hour "Marathon Broadcast for Free Speech." Despite containing about 29 hours of garbage, a couple important topics came up: Is Alex Jones teasing his inevitable turn on Trump? Is Alex Jones the victim of "gay bullying?" Did Obama literally steal a bunch of money from housing lenders? Does Alex get really defensive when people imply that his voice is fake?

Participants
Main voices
a
alex jones
23:53
d
dan friesen
01:48:38
j
jordan holmes
01:06:04
Appearances
j
jerome corsi
01:11
| Copy link to current segment

Speaker Time Text
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
alex jones
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
Welcome back.
jordan holmes
Welcome back to me, because I wasn't here for the last episode.
dan friesen
We missed you, friend.
How are you doing?
jordan holmes
I am anxious.
Sure.
Terrified.
dan friesen
Why?
jordan holmes
The world is encroaching in upon my psyche.
dan friesen
Oh, you're not terrified about the fact that we're coming back onto the show?
unidentified
No, no, no.
dan friesen
You're not terrified that you've forgotten how to do this?
jordan holmes
Oh, I thought this was just a general personal question.
unidentified
Never mind.
jordan holmes
I'll keep it business for you.
dan friesen
Yeah, look, don't bring your fucking baggage to the show.
unidentified
I'm sorry.
jordan holmes
I don't want...
Yeah, yeah, no, no, no.
unidentified
You're right.
dan friesen
This isn't a show about your personal nonsense.
This is a show where we sit down and drink red wine.
jordan holmes
God damn it, you are a master of transitions.
dan friesen
How did you do that?
I've had a lot of practice.
jordan holmes
I can see it.
dan friesen
We sit down and we talk about the life and times of Alex Jones.
But there's a twist.
jordan holmes
Is there a twist?
dan friesen
There is.
I know so much about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
That is crazy.
dan friesen
Way more than he's comfortable with me knowing.
jordan holmes
That's crazy.
Do you listen to the show every day?
dan friesen
Every day.
jordan holmes
Let me tell you something about me.
I know nothing about Alex Jones and I never listen to the show.
dan friesen
Do you live in a bubble?
jordan holmes
I live in a bubble.
The best bubble.
Except for when I come into here and I discover all of the things about Alex Jones that I despise.
dan friesen
And thus, you make yourself super anxious.
Back to the beginning.
jordan holmes
Yes, yes.
dan friesen
Guys, we are going to get into our episode for today, but first, I'd like to give a little shout-out to our new donator.
What's up, Scott R.?
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Congratulations, you are now a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Hey, Scott, you're a policy wonk.
dan friesen
If you would like to be a policy wonk, please visit our Patreon page and make a little donation.
You will officially be a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Also, I'd like to thank, we got a couple new requests for time travel episodes.
jordan holmes
Really?
dan friesen
And I don't want to do them, but we will be...
jordan holmes
We will be.
You've immediately broken your contract with our listeners.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Immediately.
dan friesen
No, I will do them.
jordan holmes
Not today.
dan friesen
No, but I will do them.
I'm saying that some of the subject matter is stuff I don't want to talk about.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
So, I mean, I think that people who are donating are playing the game correctly.
jordan holmes
In that they want to torture you.
dan friesen
Yes.
unidentified
Okay, gotcha.
dan friesen
They want us to go explore these awful times in Alex's past.
So we will be doing that, but today.
I got a real fun exploration for us.
I don't know if you're aware of this, Jordan, but last week ended on Wednesday and Thursday with a 34, I think?
That's what they ended with.
34-hour live broadcast.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
They started during Alex Jones' show on Wednesday.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
Starts at 11 o 'clock Central, and they went through, I believe, 8 o 'clock, 8 or 9 o 'clock on Thursday, 8 o 'clock p.m.
On Thursday.
unidentified
Whoa.
dan friesen
But here's the thing.
It's kind of bullshit.
unidentified
What?!
dan friesen
Yeah, because Alex Jones wasn't manning a lot of it.
jordan holmes
Uh-huh.
dan friesen
So you have him doing his own show, and then periodically they drop in special reports with him, which is just pre-taped shit.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So he's not losing his mind at three in the morning, which is what we want.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that was the...
I want to see him gradually get more and more one...
Very drunk.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
And two, I wanna see, like, even when he's beyond what a human can do, like, he's at 27 hours and there's still seven more to go.
I wanna see him in a cot.
David Knight should have read him a story.
dan friesen
That'll put you to sleep, David Knight.
That's why he wasn't on at 3 in the morning.
You want people to stick around.
jordan holmes
David Knight puts himself to sleep when he talks.
dan friesen
On top of that, you've got Paul Joseph Watson, who's in London.
And so, like, he can just man some off hours.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Because he's on Greenwich Mean Time.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
It's not really that weird for him.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And then you got Rob Dew, who, like, fucking put him in anywhere.
jordan holmes
He may be a robot.
dan friesen
He's as good asleep as he is awake.
It doesn't matter.
So, you have these things, and, like...
jordan holmes
Just Rob Dew staring at the camera with his eyes open, snoring.
dan friesen
The nature of a telethon is this tension of, can they make it?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's why Jerry's telethons back in the day were fun, because you'd have celebrities at these crazy hours, and they'd be like, oh, that guy's on his last fumes.
And Alex didn't engage with that as a style or a genre of the telethon, but he did.
Adhere to the oh fuck, let's try and pimp products as hard as we can.
jordan holmes
Good.
dan friesen
Every hour they played a ten minute thing of him just, it was just Alex at the desk, pre-taped.
Like, I like to have a lot of fun on the show.
We like to joke around.
But something that's not funny.
unidentified
Is the globalists.
dan friesen
It was a disaster.
It was so embarrassing.
But the telethon did include appearances from our friend Mike Cernovich.
jordan holmes
Great.
dan friesen
Who is now an official InfoWars employee.
jordan holmes
Wonderful!
I'm so glad that the axis of evil is really joining together into a gelatinous ooze of monstrosity.
dan friesen
A lot of my theories are starting to come together about these consolidations.
We have...
Past Infowars guest and Pizzagate proponent.
Jack Posobiec getting hired at Rebel Media along with Gavin slash Nigel McGinnis and Lauren Southern and Based Stickman and these weirdos of the alt-right.
jordan holmes
Who's Lauren Southern?
dan friesen
It's not important.
We'll deal with her at some point in the future.
She's crazy.
She's just another one of these provocateurs and faux journalists.
It would be yellow journalism back in the day, but now it's...
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what to call it other than alt-right bullshit.
jordan holmes
Citizen Kane, Rosebud nonsense.
dan friesen
Just complete lies.
It's just a liar.
So you have that at the Rebel Media.
Then you've got Cernovich joining up with Alex Jones over on the InfoWars team.
And then you have the Roger Stones, the Jerome Corses.
You have that team over here.
Rebel Media up in Canada.
It's a Canadian company.
They're influencing our politics as a foreign company.
jordan holmes
That's fascinating.
dan friesen
Which is very weird.
Is that okay?
I don't know.
It's very murky because the people in the rebel media, the southern, the baked Alaska, these folks, they are getting paid by some organization, whether it be rebel media or some other organization, to counter-protest in Berkeley.
They're getting paid for their coverage and organization of these anti-Antifa riots that are going on in Berkeley.
jordan holmes
Wait, so they're actually paid protesters?
dan friesen
Exactly.
jordan holmes
That's not fair!
dan friesen
That's not fair!
We're not paid!
No, well, by our wonderful donators slash policy wonks.
jordan holmes
That's true, we are paid by them.
dan friesen
But it's so obvious and overt that it's almost...
Blase to call out.
It's like, yes, your company is paying you to incite violence, but you're not a paid protester.
You're a journalist.
It's kind of that weird rhythm.
jordan holmes
It's awful.
That is fucking...
dan friesen
It's terrible.
So you also had appearances on the telethon from our friend from 2015, Lionel.
Lionel made an appearance.
jordan holmes
I remember Lionel.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
Lionel, the guy who is inexplicably right about how to destroy the world.
And had no idea that that was the playbook his team would be using.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's very bizarre.
He was on, who else do we have?
We had Ron Paul made an appearance.
jordan holmes
Ron Paul is still alive.
dan friesen
Ron Paul is still alive, and he seemed sane by comparison.
jordan holmes
Yeah, why is Ron Paul going on InfoWars?
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Does Ron Paul know what InfoWars is?
dan friesen
I think he seems nice, is what I would say.
jordan holmes
He's like an aw shucks.
I'll do it for you, Alex.
You just seem like a good old fella.
dan friesen
I think that's a piece of it.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I think he gets a lot of mileage out of his sort of cartoony voice.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
His cartoony old man voice.
Because I think that people are like a little bit, eh, he's not up to something.
He's just a quirky old man.
jordan holmes
He's just a silly old man.
dan friesen
I think there's some of that.
But here's the most important thing.
So originally it was supposed to be a 30-hour marathon that would end at the end of the Alex Jones show.
jordan holmes
The next day.
dan friesen
On Thursday.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Because he has a four-hour show.
It would have started at the beginning, go 24 hours.
I guess it was maybe supposed to be 28 at the beginning.
Or maybe it was supposed to include the three to five live after Alex.
Who cares?
jordan holmes
Who cares?
dan friesen
The anchorman of Alex Jones' show on Thursday, our main man Rappaport.
jordan holmes
Oh, whoa.
He did the whole thing?
dan friesen
He did the last hour of the Alex Jones show.
jordan holmes
And he did it on Skype.
dan friesen
He did?
jordan holmes
God, I want to see him in studio.
dan friesen
No picture.
The picture is not up.
jordan holmes
What?
The picture's not up?
dan friesen
Nope.
jordan holmes
Is it there at all?
dan friesen
It's there.
jordan holmes
Oh, goddammit, he still hasn't put it up.
When you said no picture, I was like, oh, he got rid of it.
dan friesen
No, I realized that as my mouth was making the words, I was trying to say, no picture up.
Which is not good.
jordan holmes
That's not quite the way to go about it.
dan friesen
To be fair, we're on the 30th hour of this marathon episode.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So, it was all a crock of shit.
John Rappaport's report was boring.
We don't need to go over it.
It was toothless in many ways.
Multiple ways.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
jordan holmes
You double on Tom that all day.
dan friesen
Yes.
But here, I'd like to play...
I mean, it was really all about marketing.
It was insanely about selling products.
jordan holmes
It was a literal telethon.
dan friesen
And so I'd like to take this out-of-context drop of Alex Jones in one of his marketing pitches.
alex jones
Infowarsstore.com.
Get the Paul Joseph Watson shirt.
I think it's great for women.
I personally am not going to wear a guy on my shirt, but that's what women are mainly buying.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Bachismo.
jordan holmes
What is that?
I think the Paul Joseph Watson shirt is great for women?
Why?
dan friesen
Because he said dudes don't wear dudes on their shirts.
It's gay.
Obviously.
That's what he's saying.
He's saying it's gay.
Basically, that's for ladies.
You don't want to wear a dude's face on your shirt.
Alright, whatever, Alex.
jordan holmes
Alright, okay.
dan friesen
Great.
unidentified
Are you alright?
jordan holmes
I just...
dan friesen
I love that you picked up the pen as if you were going to take notes.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I was like, something's got to happen here.
But no, no.
I don't even understand that toxic, masculine, homophobic viewpoint.
dan friesen
It's bizarre.
jordan holmes
Don't wear a dude's face on your shirt?
What about all the people who wear the Rock's face on their shirt?
dan friesen
They smell what he's cooking.
jordan holmes
Those guys are homoerotic and loving it.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Now, admittedly, Paul Joseph Watson, slick.
I've never seen his face.
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
You say he looks handsome, so I'm guessing that's why.
dan friesen
He doesn't look handsome.
He's attractive, but he is not handsome.
jordan holmes
Didn't we have an episode where Alex Jones was a toe in the line where he's like, Hey, Paul Joseph, he's...
He's a really good looking man.
dan friesen
I think that was Gavin McGinnis.
jordan holmes
That was Gavin McGinnis who he wanted to fuck.
dan friesen
You were saying he would fuck him if he was gay.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Doing his hacky, washed over 90s material.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
I guess that would apply to PJW too.
dan friesen
Probably.
I mean, there's a reason he's worked there for 16 years or something like that.
jordan holmes
Red Boy?
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I'm not saying that.
Sue me for other reasons.
Not that one.
So, today what we're going to be doing, our episode is going to be covering the Wednesday and Thursday episodes of the Alex Jones program contained within the marathon.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
So, mostly Wednesday.
Because Thursday is a little weird.
But I want to start with Thursday.
Because this is hour 26 of the marathon.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And then we're going to go back to Wednesday, and then we'll touch back on Thursday a little bit.
I want to start with this because...
jordan holmes
You're doing a whole Memento-style podcast here.
dan friesen
A little bit.
Okay.
Just because...
I want to start with this topic because it makes me so happy.
On Thursday, an article came out in BuzzFeed by a guy named Charlie Warzel.
He had been doing amazing coverage on Twitter of Alex Jones' custody battle.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And it turns out that he has been researching Alex Jones'past in the way that you and I had really wanted to.
Off air, we've had conversations about trying to contact people who worked at the radio station that Alex Jones started at.
Right.
unidentified
And we'd found some LinkedIn pages.
And we were this close to starting a LinkedIn account.
jordan holmes
In a not at all creepy way.
dan friesen
We were about to go down this path and I'm pleased to announce that we don't have to.
Because this guy did it for us.
jordan holmes
That's fantastic.
dan friesen
So I think Charlie Warzel did an amazing piece of journalism here.
jordan holmes
Honorary policy wonks.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
Honorary king of the policy wonks.
I would love to get him on.
I'd love to have a conversation with him.
That would be really cool, yeah.
I'm going to try and reach out to him on Twitter, see if we can get in touch with him.
jordan holmes
That would be really cool.
I think we should do that.
dan friesen
On Thursday, this article came out.
And of course, there's a lot of news in the world.
Alex Jones has to take up a bunch of his program to talk about it.
jordan holmes
I would guess that he's going to talk more about Alex Jones-related things than non-Alex Jones-related things.
dan friesen
It's interesting.
It's interesting that you would say that.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I'm going to, after I play this...
jordan holmes
Because he's a narcissist.
dan friesen
I'm going to read some selections from this article after we get done with this clip, but I want you to see what he's focusing on.
In this clip.
I think it's pretty important.
alex jones
First off, BuzzFeed is reportedly $100 million in debt.
dan friesen
It's not.
But also...
unidentified
Wait, why would you even make that up?
dan friesen
I don't know.
They're not even a publicly traded company yet.
They're about to have their IPO next year, probably.
alex jones
BuzzFeed, just to show how they're failing but propped up like the New York Times...
jordan holmes
Which is also not failing.
alex jones
...had a reporter for months...
I even got a call to one of our old shipping department guys, Matt, who was a great guy.
He was getting married.
They wanted to move back to Maine.
He said he literally got called 20 times until he was going to file a complaint for harassment.
How much he was getting called by BuzzFeed.
And I read this article they wrote, and it's literally 95% total made-up crap.
So they had a guy for months doing this just to, I guess, make it look like it's real.
And then the weird little stories in there that are just totally made up are so complex.
You know, you even think it's real.
And I pass it around to people that have been there and said, none of this is even true.
jordan holmes
They didn't talk about my dog.
alex jones
The only thing true in there that I saw was that I buy people steak dinners and stuff.
unidentified
Sure.
alex jones
And I'm always buying office lunch.
unidentified
What?
alex jones
Every week or so, I just like doing it.
You know, get catering in.
jordan holmes
That's why Matt from Shipping loves you so much.
alex jones
There was just nothing there.
It was like, I'm obsessed with Rush Limbaugh, and I hate him, and I have a fake voice.
I mean, I've openly said, I've criticized Limbaugh before, but I've said I hope he stays on air.
I don't want to be in a time slot up against him.
That's what DCN made me do 19 years ago.
And I spent money on his show, and they were boycotting him and led a movement.
For people to advertise to keep him afloat?
Never got a thank you for it?
Limbaugh before he went down.
jordan holmes
Anyways, BuzzFeed.
I'm going to get to BuzzFeed.
alex jones
Implants he's got.
Sounded with a very smooth, booming, nice voice.
I have a raspy voice.
I've been to the eye-nose, you know, throat doctor.
And they said, yeah, you have big lesions on your larynx from screaming.
Back when I used to scream at rallies without bullhorns, the point I'd cough up blood.
jordan holmes
Who is this for?
alex jones
I didn't have a very deep voice.
It wasn't a high voice.
But all the bullhorning and not bullhorning and screaming that I've had to go to specialists now.
And I've had sleep studies done too.
unidentified
I have obviously really bad sleep apnea because I have a big head.
alex jones
Big chest.
jordan holmes
Big dish.
alex jones
I lost some weight, so it's a lot better than it used to be, but I was really bad.
I had oxygen like 64% sometimes.
dan friesen
So, I mean, you're asking why he's going through this.
It's to make himself a victim.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he's trying to be like, why are you picking on little old Alex Jones?
Look at all of my problems that I have going on.
dan friesen
He's choosing one paragraph from BuzzFeed's thing to discuss, and I'll read this to you.
It's discussing during the Obama years.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Others close to Jones during this time said that despite a growing audience, the broadcaster was insecure.
Two former colleagues said Jones reserved his greatest resentment for Rush Limbaugh.
The jealousy was so intense that Jones began to crib his now famous crushed gravel voice from the talk show legend.
Quote, We'd spend weeks getting everything just right in the studio, a former employee recalled.
Then he'd go for a drive and hear Rush again and say, I need my voice to sound something like that.
And so we'd completely re-engineer the sound to make him gruffer.
So, listen.
jordan holmes
I mean, I guess that's fine.
That's fine.
Who cares?
dan friesen
It's kind of petty and superficial, but yeah, who cares?
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, if you want to...
dan friesen
It's the most irrelevant thing in this entire article.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But, like, these Infowars employees that they got to speak to them are all anonymous.
jordan holmes
Well, they have to be.
dan friesen
They sign lifetime non-disclosure agreements.
jordan holmes
I feel like you can't do that.
dan friesen
And Alex knows that.
And so he can deny, flatly, everything that these people say, and he knows that they won't come out and say, no, I said that.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
He knows that it'll never get proved, because then those people will get sued.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but I feel like a lifetime nondisclosure is illegal.
I know we discussed this.
dan friesen
It's not.
jordan holmes
But I feel like it has to be.
dan friesen
It's not.
It's a thing you can willingly enter if it's a part of employment.
Anyway.
unidentified
Yeah, but isn't there a moral authority saying...
dan friesen
No.
Not in the law.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's a good point.
I forgot that the law has nothing to do with morality.
dan friesen
Fair enough.
I'm going to get to some of the more stuff from this article, but I want to close out this clip because it ends so funny.
alex jones
Quit breathing quite a bit.
And, you know, you know all this in your reading where you have a fake voice.
I mean, I may have to have surgery.
Because my ragged, torn up voice about five years ago was kind of cool.
I've lost control of range, and it's getting deeper and more raspy and more torn up.
I have like an 85-year-old's larynx.
jordan holmes
It's sexier.
alex jones
And then it said, re-engineer the sound to make me gruffer.
I've told them.
CJ, get ready when we come back.
I've told CJ, who's one of our great engineers, and Wes.
Over and over again make me less gruff and less raspy.
And Nico, when he got hired, was honest and said he thinks my voice is grating.
I've said that over and over again.
I don't like my voice.
Some people do.
jordan holmes
This is the opening for Doctor Who, right?
alex jones
I don't like it.
This is my voice.
jordan holmes
Some people like it.
Some people like it.
Women do.
dan friesen
You were talking over him saying that.
jordan holmes
I know.
unidentified
It's just a Doctor Who theme came into my head.
jordan holmes
But yeah, he just basically said, the only people who like my voice, It gets ladies wet.
Or women.
dan friesen
It gets ladies wet.
They sit on speakers while I scream about the globalists.
jordan holmes
I remember that.
I remember that.
dan friesen
So that's the only, like, that's all he's going on.
He just did like a four or five minute bit about, my voice is real, I got larynx polyps.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I feel like he probably isn't going to engage with like the meat.
Of the criticisms, maybe?
dan friesen
Well, it's even like the article itself is called Alex Jones Will Never Stop Being Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
That's a perfect angle to take on it, because yeah, that's absolutely right.
dan friesen
The thrust of the article is largely not about how he's fake, it's about how he can't stop himself from being himself.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And he is...
His own worst enemy, essentially.
jordan holmes
So the real problem is that he's too real.
dan friesen
Right.
So for like four minutes, he's talked about this voice stuff.
Here we go.
I'm going to read you some excerpts from this amazing article.
Amazing.
So this is about his early days.
Jones was a modest public access success, but he owes his first real media job to his dentist father.
Who solicited a station manager at the Austin talk radio station KGFK during a routine teeth cleaning.
He said...
unidentified
So the dentist was cleaning the dude's teeth?
jordan holmes
He's got shit in the guy's teeth.
He's like, hey, by the way, you want to give my son a job, don't you?
unidentified
Poke?
jordan holmes
Poke?
You want to give my son a job, don't you?
Oh, you want to keep that teeth?
dan friesen
And this is substantiated.
Quote...
He said, my son's got some out there ideas, but I think he'd be perfect, Daryl O 'Neill, the KGFK manager who brokered the deal, explained.
Quote, the next week he brought Alex in for a meeting.
To secure Jones a spot on the station, Jones' father became his son's first on-air sponsor.
jordan holmes
Daddy bought him a job.
dan friesen
All of his complaints about people taking shortcuts and all this, he...
His entire career.
Now, granted, he's made a lot of good moves since.
jordan holmes
He's parlayed some nepotism into a whole lot more than most people.
dan friesen
Absolutely, but all of it comes from his dad.
That's super fucked up.
jordan holmes
I mean, you know, the more we learn about his growth as a human being, the more we see daddy issues, mommy issues.
dan friesen
So here's a little thing about his personality.
Others who knew him at this time, that is back in the KGFK days.
Remember Jones is volatile, easily bruised, and prone to vengeance.
One associate recalled Jones tearing down bulletin board memos from fellow station producers who'd criticized one of his more controversial segments.
And an Austin Chronicle article from July 2000 cites multiple public access producers who claim, quote, that Jones has used both ACAC policy and legal maneuvers to intimidate them or get them thrown off the air.
Which he claims the globalists are doing to him.
jordan holmes
And ACDC policies as well.
He is always back in black.
dan friesen
He's got big balls.
Quote, being on TV or radio has a way of changing you, Austin Chronicle founder Louis Black, an early Jones critic and frequent target of Jones' early rants said.
jordan holmes
Not the professional ranter Louis Black.
dan friesen
And for Alex, it was always, always about ego.
When he got that validation, there was no going back.
That's from someone who was...
Very involved with him early on.
Quote, Oh, this is a nice confirmation of something we've discussed and a theory we've had.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Quote, Sometimes he'll say he has sources and he's been told a piece of news has been confirmed, but we wouldn't have that information, a former Infowars employee said.
Quote, Later we'd find out that it was because a week earlier we had a caller on air who theorized about something and Alex repeated it as fact.
jordan holmes
Aha!
It's true!
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's true.
We've figured it out.
dan friesen
But we've also just literally seen that.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
We've seen it happen in the Y2K episode.
We haven't really talked about it, but after the inauguration, during the post-inauguration celebration, he was talking to an Indian dude who explained that Islam believes that every country that believes in Islam is the house of Islam, and everything outside of it is the house of war, and there needs to be war on all of these places.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Alex has repeated that verbatim repeatedly.
jordan holmes
Just because some random dude told him.
dan friesen
Yes.
Gotcha.
He never said it before that guy on the street.
It's crazy.
jordan holmes
So he just absorbs things that he likes that people tell him and then just turns them into truth in his brain.
dan friesen
I got sources.
Yep.
unidentified
Kate Starbird, a professor and researcher at the University of Washington, accidentally stumbled upon Infowars'digital footprint while conducting a study of how rumors spread on Twitter during the 2013 Boston bombing.
dan friesen
Starbird found that a specific rumor that Also, I could not love Starbird more.
Yeah, that's great.
jordan holmes
That's perfect.
unidentified
Starbird!
dan friesen
was largely attributable to InfoWars tweets and links, second only to YouTube.
At the time, we thought this was pretty insignificant, she said, but things look very different in hindsight.
I accidentally threw the very in there.
I apologize.
jordan holmes
Things look different in hindsight, but in our world, they look very different in hindsight.
dan friesen
I was editorializing a tiny bit.
jordan holmes
I have to call myself out.
You took her quote out of context.
That's not what she said.
dan friesen
When the Fukushima nuclear disaster happened, Alex bought tons and tons of potassium iodide, and oh my god, did we sell that, a former employee recalled.
He can sell 500 supplements in an hour, another countered.
It's like QVC for conspiracy.
jordan holmes
Yep, we nailed that.
dan friesen
Yep.
Mm-hmm.
unidentified
According to one former employee, Jones bragged that the InfoWars store grossed $18 million between 2012 and 2013.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
Another source puts that number closer to $10 million, and this was before the popularity Jones and Infowars enjoy today.
Part of the success of the store came from Jones' ruthless deal-making.
Quote, I watched him on the phone with some poor author who'd written a book Jones wanted to buy, and Jones would negotiate him down until he's making no money, Jack Blood, a former radio colleague, said.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
Two former employees alleged that Jones would instruct staff to find products that were failing and convince them to whittle their margins to almost nothing in exchange for the Infowars endorsement.
Quote, Alex's business model was to ensnare these companies at a low rate and lock in exclusive The former staffer said, noting that attaching the InfoWars brand to a product often destroyed a seller's future prospects to go mainstream.
Yeah.
unidentified
For some employees...
dan friesen
The shift from what they saw as a crusader journalism to content marketing for colloidal silver was jarring.
Quote, Okay, well, fuck that guy.
No, he quit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but he quit because he was like, man, I thought this was all about the conservative ideals and the fight against the globalists.
You sold out, man.
You sold out.
dan friesen
At the same time, I hear what you're saying, but I think that you could make a much better argument for being involved in it at that point than once it gets to the colloidal silver marketing.
That's unacceptable.
Having a conservative belief and believing that this guy is on the vanguard of that?
It's understandable.
It's not good, but it's understandable.
jordan holmes
But we know his conservative beliefs.
dan friesen
But it's easy to get duped.
You know?
jordan holmes
No, I'm not going to be on this dude's side.
dan friesen
Fuck that guy.
I'm going to give him a wide berth.
Or her, I don't know.
jordan holmes
That's a good point.
dan friesen
Four former staffers suggested that this influx of money inspired the greatest change in Jones' demeanor and in Infowars' strategy.
Quote, In interviews, four separate employees, unprompted, described Jones as, quote, a tyrant who oscillated maniacally between excitement and anger.
Quote, working for Alex was like a combination of black beard meets Hitler, one former employee said.
One minute just on a high and swashbuckling and calling us to action.
The next punching out walls.
jordan holmes
Neither of the...
dan friesen
Blackbeard was a bad dude.
unidentified
Which one is the guy who punches out walls?
jordan holmes
The Hitler is more likely to be swashbuckling in this circumstance.
Hitler couldn't punch a wall.
dan friesen
Hitler was known for punching out Jewish drywalls.
jordan holmes
Oh, really?
I didn't know that.
dan friesen
Two former employees recall that after an employee left the company, Jones would call a staff meeting, pull up YouTube videos of their work, and take turns making fun of them.
Quote, the unsaid implication, a former employee said, was that if you leave, this will happen to you.
Quote, Jones rewards the people who buy in all the way, one former employee said.
But there's an expectation not to contradict him or the message.
jordan holmes
I mean, some of that stuff...
dan friesen
That's abuse.
jordan holmes
That is abuse, but that's still...
What you are getting the criticisms about are literal corporate culture.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
That's kind of the issue.
Now he's making money.
He's a brand.
So he's just a corporation now.
And what corporation isn't going to reward people that buy in the most?
dan friesen
But I used to work at Groupon, and if we had a meeting after someone left and they were making fun of how bad their work was or something like that, I would...
I would be so uncomfortable.
That's unacceptable.
jordan holmes
It is unacceptable.
dan friesen
And that kind of environment is hostile, that's abusive, and that quote, the idea that the implication is that when you leave, we will do this to you, keeps people in line.
That's cult behavior.
jordan holmes
Well, yeah, but that's the same shit they do at Target.
dan friesen
Not to that extent, though.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
If you see some of the anti-union shit at Target and the like, they go real far there.
dan friesen
But now you've got to unpack the union implications of that.
That's different than just like, hey, you guys see how that asshole restocked the shelves?
And I don't think there's a parallel you can draw because it is sort of creative work in terms of Infowars.
jordan holmes
It's very creative.
dan friesen
Creative slash...
jordan holmes
In that it's fiction.
dan friesen
Right.
It's different than stocking shelves.
Anyway.
Here is a quote that really gets into...
This is the last paragraph I'm going to read.
You should all read this entire article.
It's amazing.
But this one is about some of the...
It sort of validates a lot of the theories we have about the political landscape right now.
According to one person present at Infowars Studio on election night of 2016, Jones boasted of having 18 million viewers as the returns came in.
Quote...
Now, Jones is probably exaggerating, the source said.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
But even if it's half that, you're talking serious influence if you can get them voting.
Alex doesn't have listeners.
He has followers.
The audience Jones had spent decades building had finally made its presence known at rallies on social media and finally at the polls.
Quote, that rural vote for Trump nobody saw coming, the source continued, it wasn't only Alex, but I think you can ascribe a significant portion, many first-time voters, of those votes to him.
Quote, He's like the Goebbels of 2016, another longtime Jones associate said.
He really won the election for Trump.
jordan holmes
Uh, yeah.
dan friesen
But then it also...
jordan holmes
I mean, yeah, that's...
unidentified
But that's why we're here.
jordan holmes
Like, we've sussed that noise out pretty quick.
dan friesen
The article also goes on to say that he probably didn't want Trump to win because then the whole liberals in charge, we've got to defend conservatism, that whole thing goes away.
jordan holmes
Well, and as we've seen, because Trump won, his shift has been jarring and uncomfortable, and almost certainly due to that extra influence and extra visibility, that's where all of these lawsuits and shit are coming from.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
jordan holmes
If Hillary was president and he had the liberals to rail against...
None of this shit would be coming on him.
dan friesen
Yeah, he wouldn't be getting sued by Hillary.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
I mean, Google.
jordan holmes
Chobani's probably not going to lawsuit him.
I mean, they definitely have a...
dan friesen
They lawsuit him because he slandered them.
jordan holmes
Right, right, absolutely.
But now that he's very visible, it's much more...
Like, I don't think there's any surprise to the timing of Chobani's lawsuit.
Once people started watching him...
dan friesen
No, actually, that's not, I don't think.
I don't think that's the case.
I think that the timing of the lawsuit coincides with the closure of the court case that had to do with the children in Twin Falls, Idaho.
unidentified
Oh!
dan friesen
That case ended recently.
jordan holmes
So that case just ended.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And so after that, they wanted a retraction, and Alex did his bullshit.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
So I don't think it's because he's influential.
jordan holmes
It's just a coincidence that it was happening at the same time as the very public custody case.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
And I think it's very unfortunate timing for Alex.
jordan holmes
It's very unfortunate timing for Alex.
dan friesen
But we've heard some of the scathing stuff that's in this article.
jordan holmes
Uh-huh.
dan friesen
And now I'll go back to Alex returning from break and see if he gets into any of it.
alex jones
By the way, my mic suddenly sounds different.
I don't normally talk about myself, but we're under such attack we have to actually say the truth.
BuzzFeed, who's under a lot of fire for their internal documents coming out, where they were gloating and hoping that Trump would be killed, their leader over there.
dan friesen
He's referring to private messages between BuzzFeed writers that were joking about the idea of Trump being assassinated.
It's probably inappropriate, but at the same time, it's not editorialized.
jordan holmes
I don't give a fuck if it's inappropriate.
dan friesen
But it's also not official, it's just them goofing off in private messages.
jordan holmes
Do you mean like normal people are doing every single goddamn day on the street?
dan friesen
Sure.
alex jones
A guy for several months calling people I knew in college, my first jobs, trying to get somebody who didn't like me to make something up.
And I guess they did.
I mean, I'm reading this article, Alex Jones will always be Alex Jones.
And the only true thing in it is that I'm not an actor.
And I really believe what I say and what I do.
jordan holmes
That's two things.
alex jones
Then they go on using unnamed people to make up that I didn't want Trump to be elected, that I didn't want Obama to be defeated in 2012, and that my voice is fake.
And then I told the producers that I want to sound gruffer.
No, I believe my voice is grating and annoying at times, and I said I want to sound smoother and like I'm in the room.
And I've had engineers here doing that with my engineers, and it's all on record.
So that's the level of lies in here, that I have a fake voice.
jordan holmes
All on what record?
alex jones
And that I'm trying to sound like Rush Limbaugh.
Folks, Rush Limbaugh, before he went deaf, that's politically incorrect, before he became hearing impaired.
jordan holmes
No, that's not how that works.
alex jones
It has a great, smooth, booming voice.
jordan holmes
Pretty sure nobody cares.
alex jones
I have, when I get excited, it's almost like a high-pitched, low voice.
It's very annoying.
jordan holmes
High-pitched, low voice.
alex jones
And so I've asked them to take the raspiness out to be less gruff.
jordan holmes
It's very much a deaf-pitched hearing person.
alex jones
Am I wrong, CJ, one of our engineers?
Because as soon as I came back live, I was saying, take the raspy, gruff filter off.
We have a filter to block that.
That's actually my directive.
The opposite, again, of what BuzzFeed says.
Just so it's all pure bull.
Why are you fighting this battle?
jordan holmes
Why is this the area where he's like, look, nobody says that my voice isn't my voice!
dan friesen
It's the least interesting or important thing in that article.
jordan holmes
If it was anybody else, I would say this is a distraction from dealing with the reality of the article.
I think this is 100% the thing he is most angry about.
That idea of, you guys are saying that I wanted to change my voice to sound like that guy?
Fuck you.
I sound like me.
dan friesen
Well, there's a part of it that's that, and then I think the other part is just that it naturally fits into his narrative that he's already spinning about, like, people thinking he's an actor, which, again, is based on something his lawyer said.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
But, like, I think that it's because, like, oh, this matches.
He's good at finding pieces of things that fit what he's already doing.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And then just sort of incorporating them in.
He's kind of like a bullshit black hole.
But it's like a specific black hole.
jordan holmes
He's got a gravity engine behind him.
dan friesen
Yeah, absolutely.
He goes on another, like, couple minutes talking about his voice not being fake.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
So he spends at least, like, ten minutes covering that.
Nothing about the substantial...
jordan holmes
Covering that is a very interesting way of putting it.
dan friesen
So that's how he spent a lot of his Thursday show.
Now let's go back to Wednesday.
jordan holmes
We go to breaking news.
Somebody said my voice doesn't sound right.
dan friesen
Yeah, among many other way worse things.
jordan holmes
We're going to have several guests discussing whether or not my voice sounds like this.
dan friesen
Hey, Lionel, how's my voice?
jordan holmes
I'm going to play clips from the Joe Rogan podcast so you guys...
You guys know what I sound like when I'm not on Infowars?
It sounds very similar.
dan friesen
We've got lispy-ass Mike Cernovich coming in to talk about voices.
jordan holmes
Great.
Like, the rest of the time, it's just every guest discussing what their voice sounds like.
dan friesen
Mike Thurnovich coming in to talk about how my lisp is real.
It's insane.
And I feel actually a little bit bad about it.
jordan holmes
They're even saying that Rappaport sounds like he has dentures.
Rappaport doesn't have dentures.
Those teeth are twice as real as everybody else's.
That's because they're made from real teeth.
dan friesen
They're American-made teeth.
jordan holmes
He had his teeth removed, melted down, and then rebuilt into teeth and put them back in his mouth.
dan friesen
And it was done by an American company.
These are Americana teeth.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
That's what's important about Rappaport.
jordan holmes
Do you know who wore John Rappaport's teeth originally?
dan friesen
I don't.
jordan holmes
George Washington.
dan friesen
Wow.
jordan holmes
It doesn't get more American than stealing George Washington's teeth.
dan friesen
So he's on some bullshit.
But let's go back.
jordan holmes
National Treasure 3. Let's get those teeth.
dan friesen
I am still seriously waiting for National Treasure 3. I'm very excited for it to eventually come out.
jordan holmes
Is there...
Was there only two?
There's National Treasure and the National Treasure Book of Secrets?
dan friesen
Yeah, and then the third one I've actually sort of written a spec script for.
Or at least an outline.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
It has to do with Nicolas Cage, also known as Benjamin Franklin Gates, in the movie.
jordan holmes
That's not real, is it?
dan friesen
Yeah, that's his character's name.
jordan holmes
That's real?
dan friesen
Yeah, so he finds out...
jordan holmes
I guess that must have just broken my brain to the point where I just skipped over.
I was like, no, we don't need to do this.
That's Nicolas Cage.
His name, in every movie Nicolas Cage is in, his name is Nicolas Cage.
dan friesen
Yeah, so Nicolas Cage, in this movie, he finds out that Napoleon never died and was actually taken to space.
And from space, he's been planning an invasion.
He's going to take over America.
But the secret in order, like the plans of how to stop him are underground in Arlington Cemetery.
So in order to get to these plans, he's got to become president and then fake his own death.
jordan holmes
Holy shit!
dan friesen
To get underground at Arlington Cemetery, get the plans, and stop Space Napoleon.
jordan holmes
He has to become president!
Regardless of the rest of that.
dan friesen
Of course.
jordan holmes
That's the main idea that...
Book that National Treasure 3 should have.
Yeah, absolutely.
Benjamin Franklin Gates has to become president.
dan friesen
Yeah, but as a con.
jordan holmes
As a con.
Yeah, well, yeah.
unidentified
Becoming president is incidental to his plans, somehow, yes.
dan friesen
Anyway.
jordan holmes
National Treasure 3, colon, president in 60 seconds.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
I want, first of all, I would love it if that was the plot of the movie.
Even if it's not, I need a third one.
I love those movies so much.
But let's go back now to Wednesday.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
We're going to go back to the beginning of the telethon.
Wednesday, 12 o 'clock Central.
11 o 'clock Central?
Yeah, 11 o 'clock Central.
Alex Jones is kicking things off, and he starts off Wednesday's show very weird.
Very weird.
jordan holmes
This is the opening of the telethon.
dan friesen
Yeah, and throughout this, you're going to see something really strange in Alex.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
And it's a trend that I think...
Is going to blossom in the coming weeks and months.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
And that is a change that was inevitable.
alex jones
I've got this to say.
Trump is really going off his trajectory more and more.
jordan holmes
Oh, shit!
alex jones
We sent you to drain the swamp.
And you're not quite doing that with this new spending bill and a few other things you're doing.
Well, here's the deal.
Trump is draining the swamp.
But it's like it's a video game.
He's like fighting the big crime boss at the end of the level.
And the power level of the boss is going down.
But as Trump battles the globalist, he's looking into the eyes of the devil.
He is slowly becoming them.
So he's doing all these great things, but at first he was 100% the first 30 days.
Then 60 days later he was at 98%.
Then 70 days later he was at 95%.
And then now he's at like 70%.
jordan holmes
Hell, he was at like 80% a few days ago.
alex jones
Trump is unraveling quickly.
jordan holmes
I will just tell you that.
alex jones
And I think everybody can see it.
Now, he wouldn't have done all the things he did if it wasn't for real.
These are devastating blows against the globalists.
These are real things.
Declaring sovereignty.
Getting big banks to loan to small businesses, killing TPP, making better trade deals with China, Mexico, beginning to build the wall, you know the funding's not there, but not killing Obamacare when they had the conservative votes, bringing up that watered-down version.
Well, it wasn't as bad as Obamacare, but...
dan friesen
I want to point out that this is before the House passed the Trump care stuff, so he doesn't know about that yet.
jordan holmes
So I'm sure he's not yet jerking off about how cruel it is.
dan friesen
He seemed pretty excited once that did break, because that broke on the Thursday show.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
He didn't, or was it Friday?
Yeah, I don't know, who cares?
jordan holmes
Whenever, whenever.
dan friesen
He didn't get into it.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
But he was like, oh, they passed it.
Senate's gonna pass it.
Who cares?
Yeah.
So in that, he's saying, first of all, it's amazing that he's starting to lay the tracks for him to get off the Trump bandwagon.
jordan holmes
Oh yeah.
As we predicted, this was going to happen.
dan friesen
It's absolutely inevitable.
But the things that he's still holding water for are things that aren't real.
He did get out of the TPP.
That's one true thing in that list of stuff he's saying he's done.
jordan holmes
He finalized that?
Oh, I guess I didn't see that.
I didn't see that we withdrew from the...
dan friesen
He declared intent to withdraw from it or whatever.
jordan holmes
Oh, but that's not a thing.
dan friesen
But it does indicate, and there are a lot of people who want that to happen.
It probably will happen if it hasn't already.
jordan holmes
I would bet against that.
dan friesen
I don't understand the finalization process and shit like that.
We're not working out better deals with China.
jordan holmes
Definitely not.
dan friesen
Unless you consider all the trademarks they've given Trump personally to be working out better deals.
jordan holmes
Trump is working out way better deals with China.
dan friesen
Beyond that, the wall is never going to happen.
It can't.
jordan holmes
Because it's impossible and stupid.
dan friesen
Mexico recently came out and said they would consider it a hostile act.
jordan holmes
It would be.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It doesn't get more hostile than building a fucking wall across a border.
dan friesen
And the comedy of it is that...
jordan holmes
Like, you know how India and Pakistan aren't really good friends because of that giant wall on their fucking border?
dan friesen
Or East and West Berlin.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you remember how that didn't go great?
dan friesen
Didn't go great.
So, the other thing that's...
jordan holmes
Gorbachev!
unidentified
Build a new wall.
jordan holmes
We fucked it up.
dan friesen
Space Reagan.
jordan holmes
That's National Treasure 4. That's National Treasure.
Space Reagan.
Space Reagan versus Space Napoleon is a great movie.
dan friesen
The true comedy of it, though, is that, like, I've talked to a number of people who support Trump, and a lot of the idea that they support about the building the wall is they think it will block drugs coming into the country, not realizing that drug dealers have lots of boats.
And airplanes.
And most of the drugs that get smuggled into the country don't come through the border like that.
jordan holmes
Airplanes can't fly over walls.
Build a taller wall.
dan friesen
And there's tunnels underneath the border.
It's insane.
jordan holmes
The wall goes underground.
dan friesen
I like this.
jordan holmes
It is a laser wall.
dan friesen
It's like the heads at Easter Island.
They go way underground, too.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
Here's my plan for a wall.
dan friesen
Like a doggy electric fence?
jordan holmes
If you want a successful wall that is...
Impassable.
On the Mexico-United States border.
Alright?
unidentified
Dig about, what?
jordan holmes
20 miles underground.
Set off a nuclear warhead.
And hope volcanoes show up every single fucking fissure on the ground.
Otherwise, you're not building a fucking wall!
dan friesen
Nope.
Also, the idea that it's going to stop...
The drug stuff is what motivates a lot of people because the opiate crisis is bad.
jordan holmes
Which, by the way, they're reducing funding for the agency that oversees helping people with the opioid crisis.
unidentified
Headline!
dan friesen
White House proposes cutting drug control office funding by 95%.
The budget that was proposed would entirely dismantle a lot of the organizations that are responsible for...
Helping fight the opiate crisis in the country.
So everybody who supports the wall for that reason, you need to look at the fucking mirror.
Trump doesn't give a shit about opiates.
He doesn't care that your families are struggling.
He doesn't care that you're suffering.
He cares about bigotry.
He cares about symbolic hatred.
He cares about this idea of promoting fear.
jordan holmes
But above all else, what does he care about, Dan?
dan friesen
White nationalism?
jordan holmes
Making his own fucking money.
dan friesen
That's true.
unidentified
That's all he cares about.
dan friesen
And I think he's actually taking a page out of Alex Jones' book and making a lot of money out of fear.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I think that there is a part of...
He's maybe inspired by Alex a little bit.
jordan holmes
Here's the only thing I want to say about that.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
And this, I think, is a discussion...
dan friesen
Here's what I want to say.
unidentified
What?
dan friesen
Everyone can fuck themselves.
jordan holmes
See, that's kind of my thing.
I want to have compassion.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's what I want, right?
Because it's very clear that all of these people who voted for Trump were deluding themselves into thinking he was the thing that he very clearly wasn't.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
And no matter how many times we told him he was the thing they thought he wasn't, they didn't believe us.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
So now they have to begin to know that he's not that thing.
Just like Alex Jones is saying, he's...
Gotten off track for what we thought he was going to be.
dan friesen
And Alex Jones is kind of a bellwether.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
It's like, if you've lost Alex Jones, if he's starting to turn on you, then shit's bad.
jordan holmes
Right.
And so that means...
dan friesen
And I think it's also an indication that he knows that something bad's coming.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Well, his sources are DT Jr. and such.
dan friesen
We're going to get to that.
But Alex Jones does talk about...
I mean, he talks to Roger Stone all the fucking time.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And Roger Stone has to know that he is...
In big trouble.
jordan holmes
Roger Stone's fucked.
dan friesen
He is in big trouble.
jordan holmes
If Roger Stone escapes this one, I'm going to be really pissed.
dan friesen
I mean, he's a slippery dude.
He's survived a lot of political misfeelings.
jordan holmes
I can see him seeking asylum rather than actually doing any jail time.
dan friesen
If anybody is smart, they will have taken away everyone's passports already.
Yeah, you would think.
These people are flight risks.
jordan holmes
Now, let me ask you a question.
Have we seen anyone smart yet?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
There might be a ton of really smart people working behind the scenes that we are unaware of.
jordan holmes
Entirely possible.
It doesn't seem like they're doing a very good job, though.
Here's the one thing, though.
They are getting fucked by Trump and the Republicans who they voted for faithfully for so long.
Apparently they had no idea they were going to get fucked.
dan friesen
They were going to let them die for tax cuts.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and they are going to die.
There is no middle ground on this.
They voted for the people who are going to murder them.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
Right?
100%.
Now, I want to feel compassion for them because I don't want people to get murdered.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
And yet, at the same time, there is that part of my brain that says, fuck you.
dan friesen
Well, that's because we're going to die, too.
jordan holmes
Well, yeah.
dan friesen
It's not a situation where they've only doomed themselves.
They've doomed the rest of us, too.
jordan holmes
Well, they've doomed themselves more, I think.
dan friesen
Legitimately, you and I are people who are in a position where we have pre-existing conditions.
jordan holmes
Oh, the most.
dan friesen
To the point where our mental health, especially, will go off the rails real hard if we don't have certain protections.
Here's the thing, and I know that I sound maybe a little optimistic, but I have to believe that with the outpouring of attention, people calling reps and senators, I don't think that there's any way that a bill including that stuff would ever pass the Senate.
jordan holmes
I don't think so either.
But, again, all of the stuff that I don't think has happened or would happen...
dan friesen
It's all happening.
jordan holmes
...seems to keep happening.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, there's no way Le Pen wins tonight.
dan friesen
Hold on.
jordan holmes
But I'll be goddamned if I'm not terrified by, like, 90%.
dan friesen
We'll get to that in a little bit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But lest you think that Alex Jones is just dipping his toe in the water of Trump...
Denial?
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Trump denial.
dan friesen
Judicing?
I'm not exactly sure what is it.
jordan holmes
Cucking.
He's cucking out Trump.
dan friesen
I don't think he is.
I think he's really in turmoil.
And he goes on to say a little more right here.
alex jones
Occasionally we have to bring the Gorgon back from her crypt to just remind everybody the Medusa-like creature that we dodged.
dan friesen
Redundant.
alex jones
Last year on November 8th.
Does that mean Donald Trump's perfect?
Absolutely not.
Does that mean we won't hold his feet to the fire?
Absolutely we will.
But Trump's done a lot of good.
He's also starting to do some pretty bad stuff.
And I expected this earlier, actually.
I said he got 30-40% done when he claimed he'd be legendary.
He's already pretty much gotten that done.
He's gotten so much done.
But it's still sad and, quite frankly, even more painful to try to figure out how he could be so good and do so much good for the average person and for national sovereignty and so much to expose political correctness.
And the United Nations and globalism, and then start going sideways.
It makes it even worse at a cellular gut level, doesn't it?
dan friesen
Well, I mean, like, let's talk about him exposing political correctness.
In the past, Donald Trump has threatened to sue people over jokes.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
In the past, and, oh, recently...
jordan holmes
Well, Jeff Sessions fucking got a woman convicted for laughing at him.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
That pathetic little...
dan friesen
Now...
jordan holmes
Ah, fucking fuck that.
dan friesen
No, totally fuck that.
unidentified
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
jordan holmes
We don't need to go into that.
Let's stick on topic.
dan friesen
Let me give a tiny discrepancy on that.
I'm totally against this woman being convicted or jailed at all.
But that's different than Trump suing somebody about making a joke about it.
jordan holmes
Oh, absolutely agree.
dan friesen
Because...
In this case, you can hide behind a very cowardly explanation that this lady was disrupting Senate proceedings or something like that.
jordan holmes
Fuck off.
dan friesen
I know.
It's dumb.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
But you can make that argument.
jordan holmes
I'm not saying it to you.
I'm saying it to anybody who would ever consider that argument as a rational thing.
dan friesen
But if you are super bad, you know...
jordan holmes
Super bad.
dan friesen
You could conceivably make that argument.
Whereas with Trump, he's literally talked about suing newspapers that publish bad things about him.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Reince Priebus was on TV saying that they're talking about...
you can sue the press for saying negative, which is a complete deterioration of the First Amendment.
Absolutely.
unidentified
It's insane.
dan friesen
The idea, that's the most the negative stuff we talk about with political correctness, this is way beyond me saying, don't say tranny, say trans, or whatever.
That's not politically correct compared to, I'm going to sue you for writing something I don't That's...
jordan holmes
I'm going to sue you for saying tranny instead of trans.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
That's fucked up.
It's so fucking simple.
It's so simple that both sides need to protect this thing.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Because all you have to do is stop.
Like the religious liberty shit that they want to do where it's like you should be allowed to discriminate based on your religion.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
jordan holmes
That is good for you.
So long as America is always a Christian nation.
dan friesen
It's the same argument we made with Obama expanding spying.
jordan holmes
It's not good.
It's not good because then we might get fucking Trump!
Like that kind of a thing.
It's so obvious that if you stop and just divorce yourself from your bullshit ideology for two seconds, you don't want these religious freedom bills to pass.
And even worse, I, you know, I don't believe in any of that religious bullshit, but you don't want me, like, you don't want to do a religious freedom bill there, because then if atheists take over, fucking, we can do the same shit to you.
dan friesen
Right, right.
jordan holmes
Like, you don't understand that we have these protections for all of us.
unidentified
This is meaningless.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.
dan friesen
I mean, we were talking about this last night.
It's, this is never going to pass the courts.
Like, it, it.
jordan holmes
Well.
Gorsuch.
dan friesen
Well, I know.
That is sort of a wild card.
jordan holmes
The five conservative justices at this point is a wild card.
dan friesen
But I think even some of those conservative justices wouldn't be into this.
Because it would violate the Civil Rights Act.
jordan holmes
Right!
dan friesen
It's so maddening to me that people are not like...
They don't understand that fine distinction.
That is, if you pass this, this religious liberty thing, implicit in that is that if you're a business and your belief is that black people suck...
You can just say no blacks.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
That's where we will be if this passes.
It's the exact same logic.
This is not a slippery slope.
This is just the application of the logic.
jordan holmes
Take the same words, replace black with LGBT, and you have Jim Crow laws.
dan friesen
That's what it is.
It's absolutely discriminatory.
It will never pass.
And attorney generals have come out across the country saying that if this does get implemented, we will immediately sue.
And so it will be a huge fight, and there's no way that can pass.
unidentified
And if it does, again, bedlam.
dan friesen
It will be fire in the streets.
unidentified
I don't...
jordan holmes
That's the thing.
I kind of...
I'm a little surprised we're not already at fire in the streets.
dan friesen
That's because we got this nice wine.
jordan holmes
That is probably because we have...
We are plied with many distractions to keep us from...
Like, we're recording this when we could be burning things down, Dan.
dan friesen
Yeah, quite frankly.
jordan holmes
Are we derelict in our duties?
dan friesen
For now.
But, I mean, like, the time will come.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
See, that's the thing, though.
dan friesen
The time will come.
jordan holmes
I...
dan friesen
See if I can do some Foley work there.
jordan holmes
Please don't do that.
No, I agree with you.
I agree with you that it will never pass and that they will challenge it in court and that they will do all of this shit.
But at this point, our reality has been eroded so much by the far right that I don't have faith in fucking...
dan friesen
See, this is the exact conversation that was happening in the lead-up to the election and right after the election.
The idea of resisting the normalization of Trump.
This idea of our reality becoming so fucked up that things before that were unthinkable are now like, oh yeah, alright.
That's the normalization process.
In your brain, what you have to do is you have to think about in past times what would it look like if this individual event happened.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And try and hold on to that.
And if you do that, if you evaluate the things that are happening on a daily basis by putting it into, like, let's say, even during Bush's years.
Like, if you go back to that and say, like, huh, this happened under Bush, that'd be fucked up.
That'd be crazy.
But everything feels somehow weirdly normal.
People are being anesthetized to the differences.
Right.
And it's super fucked up.
That will be our undoing.
People just accepting things as normal.
The idea that this religious freedom bill is normal.
jordan holmes
Yeah, so fuck yourself, freedom.
dan friesen
The idea that taking away people's healthcare, which is explicitly about the budget.
That they're going to be proposing.
jordan holmes
Explicitly about the rich people budget.
They want people to die so billionaires can keep 200 million more dollars.
200 million more dollars that they can't do anything with.
If you have a billion fucking dollars, what else do you need?
dan friesen
But that's why they also want to get rid of the estate tax and stuff like that.
It's not about them having money, it's about having a dynasty.
It's about being able to become the next old money.
It's like, you know, everybody fetishizes the idea.
We have the Carnegies and the Rockefellers and stuff like that, as opposed to, I don't know, Mark Zuckerberg, who has new money.
It is the distinction of royalty versus rich.
jordan holmes
Yeah, they want kings.
They want to be kings.
dan friesen
Basically, or at least dukes or something like that.
And so that's what it is about for rich people.
That's the next phase of the game.
For you and me, it's making enough money to stay alive.
And for most people, that is the case.
We're engaged in a struggle.
And thankfully, I think for both of us, I'd say...
We have jobs that allow us to stay alive and, you know, I'm broke for the most part, but I'm comfortable broke.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
Whereas if you're rich, you know, you maybe want to buy a nicer house.
Maybe you want to buy a nicer car.
When you're really rich, it's...
Legacy building.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And that's what it is for them.
Because you don't have to worry about ever being poor and not being able to eat.
You don't have to worry about, fuck, I can't pay my internet bill.
jordan holmes
You've got to do something.
You've got to have something else to do.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
It's like, I mean, Alex Jones makes comparisons to video games all the time, but it is kind of like that.
You're playing the next level of the video game.
jordan holmes
You keep going up level and level and level.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and I mean, that is how our brains work in that no matter how good a thing is, we get used to it and that becomes the baseline.
And so we're always searching for that next level up.
But it's still...
The thing that always boggles my mind about these rich people is that have they ever read a history book where rich people go too far and then everything's fine for them?
Like, do they not know that every time rich people take one step too far, all of a sudden there are fucking heads getting chopped off?
dan friesen
Well, my concern, I think, is that they have read those and they've taken lessons in terms of safeguarding.
From those things that have fallen people like Mary Antoinette.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Or, you know, other people who have been fucked over by screwing over the poor.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
You know, there are, unfortunately, negative lessons you can learn.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But like, oh, they just didn't oppress people enough.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You know, like, oh, they just pushed down even more.
jordan holmes
See, but that's the thing that I think they, I think it's always arrogance that winds up taking them down.
dan friesen
Arrogance.
As Alex Jones might say.
jordan holmes
Yes, yes.
Arrogance.
With this type of situation, I believe in calling your representative.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
I do.
dan friesen
But?
jordan holmes
But we're at the point now where it's clear that the House of Representatives is entirely purchased.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's the obvious.
There's no other conclusion to make there.
dan friesen
And we're not here saying that the left or Democrats are great either.
We're not going to bat for them.
It's just it so happens that the way worse part of it is the Republicans.
jordan holmes
And they don't represent their constituents, period.
dan friesen
Nope.
They hide from them.
jordan holmes
They are bought.
So as important as calling your representative is, At this point, don't take 40,000 people and march down to the Capitol building.
Take 40,000 people to your nearest billionaire and surround his fucking house.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's it.
You can't bring in cops, so then what are they going to do?
Are they going to bring in the National Guard to protect one billionaire's house?
dan friesen
Maybe.
jordan holmes
For 40,000 people just sitting around there?
And if they bring in the National Guard, isn't that the best optic for what the country is?
A billionaire is inconvenienced so the entire country, the entire nationalized military comes down on regular people.
dan friesen
Well, here's the fucked up thing.
I think more likely than the National Guard, what you'd end up with is something like Blackwater or some mercenary force protecting them.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, we've already got the fucking militarized police for the Keystone Pipeline and the water protectors there.
They're obviously willing to torture and murder us.
And I think the biggest problem is that it still hasn't really touched white people.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
Like the Keystone Pipeline.
dan friesen
100%.
jordan holmes
We saw the cops murdering peaceful protesters.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
Not necessarily murdering, but at the very least, yeah, doing everything they can to get real close.
dan friesen
Doing things that just luckily didn't lead to mass deaths.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
Which they very easily could have.
And we all watch that.
dan friesen
The hosing people in sub-freezing temperatures is like...
jordan holmes
No, absolutely somebody could have died.
dan friesen
That should be a war crime.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
That's torture.
If you saw on the news Russia did that, you'd be like, that's a human rights violation and it was happening in our fucking backyard.
dan friesen
If Russia did it, I'd be like, of course they did.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's true.
dan friesen
That's fucking Russia.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But it's us doing it to our own people because they're brown and we want to get that pipeline.
jordan holmes
And that's it.
And again, I'm sitting here supporting them as much as I possibly can.
It's short of, like, I donated money.
I did everything short of going there and getting my ass fucking frozen to death.
Eventually, it's going to start happening to people who are white.
dan friesen
And this leads me to my next point.
And I think after this we should move on because we're blowing real hard.
jordan holmes
I'm mad!
dan friesen
We've got to get back to Alex.
jordan holmes
The world is angering me!
dan friesen
As much as I want this to be you and me complaining about politics.
And maybe it will be as the show evolves and people donate more and we can do this every day.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But for now, it's still an Alex Jones podcast.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
But I do think that it is eventually going to touch us.
And what is going to happen is there will be Kent State-style archetypical deaths.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Symbolic deaths that will happen.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Not symbolic deaths.
They will be literal, but they will be turned into symbols.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Martyrs.
And unfortunately...
It's bullshit that we can't take these people like Elton Sterling, these people who have...
Eric Garner, people who have been killed by the police as...
jordan holmes
As the martyrs that they are.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
That should be enough.
jordan holmes
That should be more than enough.
dan friesen
But it's not.
jordan holmes
Or the Sandy Hook.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Children were murdered, and we couldn't turn that into a rallying cry for gun control.
The worry is, are we too complacent?
Maybe we're screwed.
Yeah, are we too far gone?
Once I saw that we couldn't turn Sandy Hook into anything, I was like...
That's that.
We will never have gun control.
dan friesen
But you know one of the reasons we can't turn Sandy Hook into anything is because of people like Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's true.
dan friesen
There are these propagandists out there who sow seeds of doubt into whether this really happened or not.
And then there are tons of people who are like, oh, you know what?
Of course they want to take our guns away.
So they create this fake incident in order to take our guns away.
It's all a plan all along.
So you have these people and I think, again, put a nice bow on it.
That's why we do this show.
It's in order to fight back against these sorts of things.
jordan holmes
People like Alex Jones.
dan friesen
And ideally to fight back against the complacency.
And there's a lot more stuff that we should be doing, and I hope we will be doing in the future.
But for now, this is as much as we can do, because we've got to go to work.
jordan holmes
God!
Fucking capitalism.
dan friesen
I've got to feed my cat, you know?
Anyway.
jordan holmes
Hey, that's why you guys should buy our bone broth!
It's made out of different bones.
We deep earth mine bones, right?
We got dinosaur bone broth.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's just Nesquik.
jordan holmes
It tastes like chocolate.
dan friesen
Yeah, anyway, this next clip actually is very appropriate because Alex Jones has some thoughts about people calling themselves the resistance.
jordan holmes
I bet he loves us.
alex jones
So let's go ahead and start going through some of these clips.
Here's Hillary Clinton.
Includes herself as part of the resistance.
Ever since they lost in November of last year, seven months ago, they have been calling themselves the resistance.
dan friesen
The resistance.
alex jones
I'm Stephen Gobert, and if you're watching this transmission, you are the resistance.
dan friesen
Now, I want to just stop there.
jordan holmes
That's a really bad Stephen Colbert impression.
dan friesen
But I want to stop right there because his bumpers that he plays coming out of commercial breaks.
jordan holmes
Do they have that same voice?
dan friesen
No, but more or less.
jordan holmes
More or less.
dan friesen
But they literally say that.
If you're listening to this, you are the resistance.
So he's quoting himself, pretending that Stephen Colbert has ever said that, to mock Stephen Colbert.
I don't understand exactly what he's saying, but I get the sense of it.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And that is that, like, you aren't the resistance.
We're the resistance.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
You're co-opting our resistance.
dan friesen
Yeah.
alex jones
I'm Keith Overman.
Russian scum.
Russian scum.
By the way, I'm Keith Overman.
I'm the resistance against the Russian takeover.
jordan holmes
Kaip-ba-ba-ba.
alex jones
That's what the establishment calls themselves is the resistance now because they're the globalists that have hijacked the government, taken over.
Trump was a beachhead of the resistance, a manifestation of how strong...
The nationalistic awakening is.
Whether he is totally real, goes sideways, or turns on us, which I don't think you'll do, doesn't matter.
In the final equation, because we've gone from being obscure, in the closet, demonized, the red-headed stepchild, to the paramount, fastest-growing global movement in the world against unelected worldwide tyranny known as globalism.
dan friesen
That is overt dog whistling.
jordan holmes
Yup, that's white people.
White people.
White people, we haven't been allowed to celebrate our whiteness in so long.
dan friesen
That is speaking directly to people in internet communities, like the people who are on Stormfront, on Daily Stormer, and stuff like that.
I don't know if it's intentional on his part, but there's a piece of that that will lodge directly in their brain and be like, Oh, yeah.
This is our time.
We don't have to hide anymore.
And that's why at these protests you see people hiling all the time.
You see people with just straight-up neo-Nazi regalia.
That's what's going on.
Nationalism is one thing.
What is happening right now is not nationalism.
White supremacy.
It's beyond white nationalism.
It is white Christian supremacy.
And it's...
jordan holmes
Christian in very heavy air quotes.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Just air quotes made of anvils falling on the rest of our fucking heads.
dan friesen
Yeah, so he talks about this, like, coming out of the closet stuff and what have you, and his next clip...
Coming out of the closet.
jordan holmes
God, I hate these people.
So much.
dan friesen
Hating people who are different and then co-opting their terminology and ideas.
jordan holmes
You know how miserable it is to have to hide your existence?
You know how terrible it is to have to live a lie every day so people don't judge you?
It's the worst feeling in the world, which is why we should come out...
And hate people who do that.
dan friesen
Also...
jordan holmes
Hate gay people who've had to hide their very existence for so long.
We should hate them because it's so miserable to be in the closet all the time.
There's no way we could possibly understand our own fucking hypocrisy for one goddamn second!
dan friesen
Nope.
jordan holmes
It's all about us coming out of the fucking closet.
dan friesen
Also, there's a great...
He plays a great Paul Joseph Watson report where it's about dear white people and what would happen if someone made a dear black people?
unidentified
Oh...
jordan holmes
Oh, we know what would happen if somebody made a Dear Black People.
It was called Birth of a Nation.
dan friesen
It was called Song of the South.
Yeah!
unidentified
Uncle Tom's cabin.
dan friesen
It's all just about how white people are the people who suffer the most racism.
jordan holmes
God.
dan friesen
But anyway, this next clip is...
Back to the resistance idea.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
I titled this clip, The Historical Lineage of Our Decline to Nothingness.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And it is Alex Jones...
jordan holmes
It's just Lionel's clip again?
dan friesen
No, because this goes back to the 50s.
jordan holmes
Okay, all right.
dan friesen
Alex Jones explains the sort of waves of nationalism and stuff like that.
And he also really can't figure out how...
He didn't plan.
So he's going off the cuff and he keeps sort of placing people in the wrong wave.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And it's pretty funny.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
But also, I'll come at the end of this and explain why a lot of these figures he's throwing in are dumb to include.
alex jones
And it's the Matt Drudges and the Alex Joneses and the Jerome Corses and the Pat Buchanans.
We're not giving credit here.
We're scientifically, historically laying out where we came from nothing but with the truth, going back to Barry Goldwater.
jordan holmes
Started from the bottom.
alex jones
And Phyllis Schlafly, 60, 70 years ago.
Phyllis Schlafly just died a month or so ago at, what, 97 years old?
jordan holmes
Oh, that horrifying monster.
alex jones
She was fighting when she was 25 years old as a young law graduate.
jordan holmes
Bring her back to life so we can murder her.
alex jones
How about breaking the glass ceilings?
That lady did it.
And then led the Americana movement after Barry Goldwater's death.
dan friesen
Phyllis Schlafly specifically was working to impose glass ceilings.
unidentified
Yeah!
dan friesen
Her first book that she published and brought her into prominence was Against Rights for Women.
unidentified
Absolutely.
dan friesen
It was about how if we end up in the workplace, it's going to ruin a lot of our privileges that we have.
jordan holmes
Oh.
dan friesen
And like being able to be a homemaker.
jordan holmes
We get to stay home all day.
If you go to the workplace...
You wouldn't be able to raise your children.
dan friesen
Which, hey, and I want to say this 100%.
If there are women who don't want to work and want to be homemakers and are in an economic situation where that is possible, I don't look down on that.
That's totally fine with me.
jordan holmes
Are you saying you support a woman's right to choose?
dan friesen
Yeah, and it's the same for men, too.
If you're in a situation where you want to be a stay-at-home dad and you can be, by all means.
jordan holmes
Dude, that's like buying a shirt with Paul Joseph Watson's face on it.
dan friesen
I know.
I know.
It's not very macho.
No.
jordan holmes
It's for women.
dan friesen
Her whole thing was, let's not allow women who want to do that to do that, because it's going to ruin it for the rest of us.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
She broke the glass ceiling and then made one that's two inches shorter than that.
dan friesen
And made of steel.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So that's where he's starting his lineage.
jordan holmes
Kill the ceiling!
dan friesen
That's where he's starting his lineage, is Phyllis Schlafly and Barry Goldwater.
jordan holmes
Monsters.
Monsters both.
alex jones
So we stand on their shoulders.
They were the first wave in the modern wave of reawakening.
Then the Ron Pauls and the Ronald Reagans were the second wave.
Didn't mean they were perfect, but they were the opposition to globalism.
They kept the flame alive.
Showed what real prosperity was in free market.
Then you come into the third wave.
Matt Drudge, Alex Jones.
And then you come into the fourth wave.
jordan holmes
Jerome Corsi got left off that list.
alex jones
Le Pen.
His dad was first wave.
jordan holmes
His dad was a horrible Nazi.
Nazi!
Her dad was a Nazi!
alex jones
The Nigel Farage's.
He's been around 20-something years, but he really peaked now in this third wave.
jordan holmes
And then the fourth wave.
alex jones
It's a very, very, very exciting time to be part of this, ladies and gentlemen.
dan friesen
Do you see that, though?
He couldn't keep his wave straight?
He was like, Le Pen in the fourth wave.
She's actually third wave.
Her dad was first.
jordan holmes
Her dad was first wave.
Nigel Farage, he's fourth wave.
But he's been around for 20 years.
dan friesen
Also, I don't know if you've spoken to people who are in England and their thoughts about Nigel Farage.
Most people there know him as someone, like, a completely failed politician.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, he's run for office multiple times and just been...
Like, he would be like...
I would guess a more discredited version of Ross Perot.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like that sort of wheelhouse.
Or the Buffalo Bills.
The 90s Buffalo Bills.
jordan holmes
Oh, I was going straight to Silence of the Lambs right there.
I was like, that is exactly what he is.
He definitely tucks his penis between his legs.
dan friesen
He thinks he's pretty.
jordan holmes
Oh, he thinks he's so pretty.
dan friesen
So, I don't know, man.
I get what he's trying to say, but unfortunately it really reinforces this idea that there is a cabal.
And I hate to use the word cabal because I'm very against it in most contexts, but of the...
jordan holmes
Conspiracy, you might even say.
dan friesen
Of Nigel Farage and his leanings in Britain, Le Pen in France, Putin in Russia, Trump here.
What he's doing is combining these things that aren't nationalism.
jordan holmes
They're a weird globalist anti-globalism.
dan friesen
Yeah, exactly.
jordan holmes
Like, all of these leaders from all around the world have come together to say that all around the world we shouldn't have these leaders.
dan friesen
And they all are related to each other.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Not, like, as a family.
jordan holmes
They're all cheering for each other, which is so weird.
dan friesen
It's like, no, we don't want the UN, we want our own UN.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know about that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, we want the Black Mirror world.
Like, they were the people who watched Black Mirror and were like, oh shit, that looks like good shit.
That doesn't work.
Doesn't look like a dystopia at all.
I love that.
dan friesen
I really need someone's Netflix password.
jordan holmes
Oh, you still haven't seen it?
dan friesen
I watched the first three episodes and then almost started crying.
And I was like, I can't watch this anymore.
jordan holmes
They're brutal.
dan friesen
And now I don't have a password.
I watched the one where everyone's on treadmills.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And then the guy turns into a performance artist with his knife.
dan friesen
I was like, this is too real.
I had to back away from it.
I was like, no, no, no, no.
unidentified
Right?
dan friesen
I can't watch this anymore.
jordan holmes
No, there's plenty of stuff that's like that where I get the point immediately and I'm like, this isn't...
Entertaining.
This is hurting me.
dan friesen
Yeah, I loved it, but it's still...
jordan holmes
I'm trying to escape from this.
Why am I doing this to myself?
dan friesen
It was, yeah, the idea that I walked away from it with was like an incredible admiration for what they had achieved.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But I can only watch one every three months or something like that.
jordan holmes
No, watching The Handmaid's Tale was just like...
dan friesen
Handmaid's Tale.
jordan holmes
Handmaid's Tale, sorry.
dan friesen
You sounded like Alex Jones there.
jordan holmes
I did.
Hamdi!
Aiden's tale.
dan friesen
He refuses to, he always says handmaidens.
jordan holmes
I get it.
Yeah, no, watching it going like, yep, yep, yep, I want to shoot myself.
dan friesen
Yeah, I will watch that eventually.
Again, I need a password.
If you guys want to tweet me a password.
Anyway, this next clip, this next clip is what I would describe as anti-sexism sexism.
And it's Alex Jones.
Talking about Hillary Clinton.
alex jones
We've got Joe Biden saying Hillary lost because she's a woman.
Record numbers of women voted for Donald Trump, and you know that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, we do.
alex jones
This has nothing to do with what is between somebody's legs.
It's what's between their ears.
jordan holmes
A vagina.
alex jones
And it shows the arrogance and the bravada and the hubris of the elite to try to sell a drugged-out evil crone with all of her evil record on the American people.
jordan holmes
It's not about what's between your legs.
It's that you're ugly and a woman.
dan friesen
And a witch.
That's the problem.
jordan holmes
I'm sure her lady parts are great.
I like lady parts.
It's your face that I don't like.
dan friesen
And if you really look at the statistics, if you look at the breakdown of the votes, it was white women.
It wasn't minority.
So if you want to say women overwhelmingly voted for Trump, that's not fair.
White women overwhelmingly voted for Trump, and that sucks.
jordan holmes
Turns out white is more important than gender.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
What are we doing with our world?
jordan holmes
What's happening?
Are we sure we want to keep living here?
dan friesen
I don't know.
So this next clip, he goes on to...
You know how Alex Jones is really into just headlines and not the substance?
jordan holmes
Loves it.
dan friesen
This is basically going to characterize and explain that he doesn't just think of the news that way.
He looks at life that way.
And it's very interesting.
jordan holmes
Oh, that is interesting.
alex jones
And if Trump isn't perfect, does it matter?
We still went for the package labeled patriot.
Labeled renaissance.
Labeled nationalism.
And it shows the awakening and it's a very positive thing in a very, very negative world.
We'll be back.
The 30-hour special transmission has now launched.
dan friesen
So it's like, yeah, we saw a box that said what we wanted it to say, and we just grabbed that one.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
I mean, we didn't look what was inside it.
Obviously, it couldn't have been a Trojan horse of some sort.
No one was trying to con us at all.
This guy who has a history of being a con artist, he said he was a patriot.
So, I mean, even if we were wrong, we were right to be wrong.
What?
jordan holmes
Yeah, that makes sense.
dan friesen
What?
What?
jordan holmes
Look.
dan friesen
What kind of responsibility is this?
What world are we living in?
jordan holmes
You know, it...
It's even more pathetic because Pandora's box wasn't labeled all the worst things in the world.
dan friesen
It looked great.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
The box was gilded.
It looked amazing.
jordan holmes
We went for the box that said kill us all.
dan friesen
So I'm going to skip this next clip because he's really just lying about poll numbers.
He says that the polls were skewed 30 points in Clinton's favor.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that makes perfect sense.
dan friesen
And I went back and did a bunch of research into it about the...
The bias that did exist in polls.
And generally what they do is that they give liberals like a 3% margin added on to the poll numbers.
And it's just because of voting registration discrimination that's been studied over time.
So the 30-point number is patently absurd.
jordan holmes
Well, you didn't need...
Like, that's just patently absurd no matter.
Like, you don't even need...
If you have been alive and you've seen any election, there's never been a 30-point difference between fucking anything.
dan friesen
But he's just saying that, too, in order to build up this idea that Trump had a massive landslide victory.
jordan holmes
Oh, he had a...
Yeah, yeah.
He was the...
Yeah, he had the highest electoral college victory despite the fact that it was nowhere near the top five.
dan friesen
So now...
20 30 so now at this point in the show we get into what will be a massive narrative of the show right he we've already discussed this on a past episode but there's news about it this is dealing with the idea that Obama stole money from Fannie and Freddie in order to fund Obamacare there have been some new breaking pieces to
jordan holmes
How can there be new breaking pieces to something that is absolutely made up?
dan friesen
Our man, Jerome Corsi, has been digging.
He's been digging into it.
jordan holmes
Corsi!
dan friesen
Corsi!
He's got us again!
So, this is going to take up a little bit of the rest of Wednesday's episode.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And it's all bullshit.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And I will fully...
jordan holmes
Well, it just...
There's no way you can listen to that opening without saying, oh, that's dumb.
dan friesen
What do you mean?
jordan holmes
How would you even steal money from Fannie Mae and Freddie?
dan friesen
Well, it's actually pretty interesting, the truth of the situation.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
And I'll get into it after he establishes his life.
jordan holmes
I knew you would.
You're so comforting.
alex jones
I've got some other Hillary Clinton clips I want to play, but coming up in the next segment, this is all over CNBC, it's all over the Wall Street Journal, it's all over the New York Times.
Some of them even give us credit.
dan friesen
They don't.
alex jones
Well, they want to say we're fake news because they're scared of us.
Because they know we can force big stories out.
One of Corsi's White House sources, I don't even know his sources.
jordan holmes
Thanks to Alex Jones, we've got this story.
dan friesen
Fuck me.
alex jones
Here it is.
From MarketWatch and Fox Business, munition on Fannie and Freddie May funds used to pay for Obamacare.
It's true.
We broke this.
This broke on May 1st, two days ago.
It's May 3rd today.
Everybody's sort of pointing this out to me yesterday.
Did you know the news gave you credit?
Here's Dr. Corsi's article from yesterday.
Treasury Secretary confirms Infowars.com reporting on Obama theft of Fannie and Freddie May, close to $300 billion we know of.
That's just the documents that have been released from four years of Obama.
They still haven't released the others.
Corsi got these through lawsuits that the White House directed him to by private companies.
jordan holmes
Wait.
alex jones
Here it is.
Fannie-Freddie profit payments should continue.
Treasury says, oh.
And here's the original article we put out.
February 27th.
That's two months ago.
Exclusive.
Obama literally robbed Fannie Freddie to fund Obamacare.
dan friesen
Exclusive.
So, he'll play the Steve Mnuchin clip later, and we'll discuss exactly what that was covering when he gets to it.
Back in February, we covered it when he first was pitching this narrative, and it was actually a slightly different thing.
At that point, it was about lawsuits.
That the government had against the housing market for their abuses that led to the crash and the bubble.
jordan holmes
Those abuses that none of them were ever punished for and we should...
dan friesen
Well, financially they were punished a bit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, a little bit.
dan friesen
But a lot of these liberal organizations like getting people housing and that sort of thing, they ended up getting a lot of money out of lawsuits.
jordan holmes
Yes!
So this is that one.
dan friesen
No.
That was what they broke in February.
That was the lie that they spun then.
Now there's an entirely different narrative that's being pitched off that foundation.
jordan holmes
But using the same...
dan friesen
Yes.
It still involves...
jordan holmes
The same bullshit that we talked about then, they've just repurposed for this new bullshit.
dan friesen
Much like the Dennis Montgomery stuff, how they completely used the same kernel to make a new story once the first one was bogus.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
They're doing sort of the same thing with Fanny and Freddy.
Right.
These sorts of things.
jordan holmes
Like how Roadrunner cartoons keep using the same background shots.
dan friesen
Right.
So his new narrative is that Obama is whole cloth stealing from Fannie and Freddie, their profits, in order to prop up Obamacare.
And he did this in 2012 because Obamacare was going to fail in 2012, which that, even on its face, isn't true.
So it's based on an interview that Steve Mnuchin did.
and man, I wish, maybe we should just go ahead and play that clip from later just so you have some context.
Okay.
unidentified
I feel bad talking about it without it, but he doesn't get to the actual clip for like three hours.
jordan holmes
I just love that Obamacare is going to fail narrative where it's like, it's going to fail and you're like, wait, are you saying it's going to fail because you're going to defund it?
Is this a threat?
You guys could work on it.
You could make it...
More!
You could make it better!
dan friesen
So here, a little bit later...
jordan holmes
Instead, they're like, get rid of it and burn everybody to the ground!
dan friesen
Yeah.
I agree with you 100%.
That's why I was just pushing towards the next clip.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I know.
I'm sorry.
There's nothing to talk about other than my rage.
dan friesen
Yeah, and my agreement with your rage.
So, much further down the road, he ends up playing the Mnuchin clip, and it does not say what he thinks it says.
alex jones
Alright, here is the Treasury Secretary Mnuchin.
On Fox Business a day ago saying that Dr. Jerome Corsi is absolutely on target.
dan friesen
He doesn't say that.
alex jones
That indeed Obama was looting the money from Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac illegally.
dan friesen
He doesn't say that.
alex jones
Because Congress wouldn't fund it to fund Obamacare in the second year of the program before it was even implemented fully.
Here it is.
unidentified
There's a conversation going on on Twitter, and it has been for a long time, about how President Obama needed money for Obamacare and would take from all of the agencies and he took from Fannie and Freddie.
Is that true?
It is true.
They used the profits of Fannie and Freddie to pay for other parts of the government while they kept taxpayers at risk.
And also, I understand that Fannie and Freddie were not, they were exempt from the Freedom of Information Act.
Just last week, I understand the bill that Kevin Brady, I'm sorry, Kevin McCarthy was pushing through, is about taking them out of being exempt.
alex jones
The full clips in Dr. Courtsy's article on InfoWars.com.
jordan holmes
Why did we cut it off at that specific point?
dan friesen
I don't know.
Alex is very strategic with his cut-offs.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It seemed like there was a more interesting line of questioning that was about to follow that we bailed on.
dan friesen
Well, I looked into this.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I found some good resources that indicate that they're not saying what Alex thinks they're saying.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
But just because it's so much more fun this way, I found Breitbart telling them they're wrong.
jordan holmes
So you looked for the petard they made upon which to hoist them.
dan friesen
All of this stuff is backed up by other non-Breitbart sources, but just because I want to use their weapon against them in the alt-right, I'm going to quote entirely from Breitbart about how this is wrong.
So, about that clip and Alex Jones' belief that this proves that Fannie and Freddie money was stolen and used for Obamacare.
alex jones
Stolen.
dan friesen
The confusion appears to have arisen because of the way Bartolomo worded her question.
That was the interviewer in that case.
The Treasury put out a statement Wednesday, however, that makes clear that Mnuchin's answer was not meant to confirm any particular connection between Obamacare and the profits of Fannie and Freddie.
Because money is fungible, which means it can be moved around, one dollar here is the same as one dollar there.
It's all...
jordan holmes
Do you mean dollars mean dollars no matter where?
dan friesen
Yeah, and when it's all money coming in, it can be used in different directions.
jordan holmes
If there's a surplus from this place, you can use it to pay for a different thing.
dan friesen
Right.
Treasury's receipts of those profits fund everything the federal government does, from border patrols and military operations to the National Endowment for the Arts and public television.
Basically what that is saying and what that is explaining is that the money that comes in from Fannie and Freddie because of a settlement and because of the relationship that ended up having to happen in 2008 after the bubble burst, all that money does go to the government and it's just money that the government uses to fund itself.
Much like tax receipts.
jordan holmes
Or the fucking Postal Service.
dan friesen
No, but the Postal Service doesn't make money.
jordan holmes
They have.
In the past.
dan friesen
Well, the ban does.
jordan holmes
Not anymore.
No, the Postal Service has many times in the past posted a surplus.
They've made money.
It didn't just become more Postal Service.
It was used to pay for other stuff.
Social Security has posted a surplus in the past.
When the baby boomers were so outnumbering their parents, Social Security made money.
They kept putting it into other stuff.
dan friesen
Money that comes into the government is put out into the things that the government does.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's all money.
dan friesen
Let me read a description, again, from Breitbart of what happened in 2008.
The companies were taken over by the U.S. government in 2008 when officials feared their collapse could further destabilize the housing and financial markets.
Treasury provided hundreds of billions of dollars of funding while the Federal Housing Finance Agency, FHFA, became their conservator.
Under their original agreement with the U.S. Treasury, both companies were supposed to pay a dividend equal to 10% of their taxpayer funding, as well as a fee on the hundreds of dollars.
Right.
For years, however, neither company earned enough to pay the dividend, which forced them to draw even more from their bailout funds just to send the money back to Treasury as the dividend.
This circular draw, as it came to be called, threatened to put the companies into a death spiral, slowly eating away at the remainder of the Treasury backstop.
In mid-2012, Treasury and the FHFA agreed to change the terms of the bailout so that Fannie and Freddie would no longer have a fixed dividend, ending the need for circular draws.
Instead, each company would have a flexible dividend obligation that would rise and fall with their profits.
Because the new dividend is equal to the positive net worth of each company, less a small capital cushion set to decline each year, it's known as, quote, the net worth sweep.
At the time the net worth sweep was implemented, Treasury Department officials noted that in addition to ending the circular draws and death spiral, the arrangement would facilitate the eventual wind-down of the companies by preventing them from using profits to recapitalize as policymakers designed a safe, more stable mortgage finance system.
jordan holmes
Oh, do you mean very similar to what is going wrong with the Greece situation?
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
And that they're not doing something sensible in there and say, okay, anyways.
dan friesen
Because every attempt at bipartisan mortgage finance reform legislation stalled out on Capitol Hill, neither company has been wound down.
Instead, they've remained in conservatorship and supported by taxpayer backing for more than eight years, a situation that nearly everyone involved in mortgage finance So we're in a situation where...
Because of how bad things got and how bad it could have gotten if we didn't make a change back in 2008 or 2012, we're in a situation where Fannie and Freddie give the fucking government billions of dollars, tens to hundreds of billions of dollars a year out of their profits in order to sustain themselves based on the bailout that was made in 2008.
This story that they're claiming is some kind of ooh thing is that money comes back to the government and some of it probably did go to Obamacare.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Probably did, because you've got to pay for that somehow.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
You have to.
jordan holmes
Well, that money is ours.
dan friesen
It's fungible.
jordan holmes
Well, no, not just that.
It's the money that's coming back to the government is the money we gave them.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
It's the loan.
We didn't give them a...
I mean, it's supposed to be a loan.
We gave them a great interest rate.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
An insanely great interest rate.
One that you could say was too great.
dan friesen
Possibly.
jordan holmes
But, yeah, that's how money works.
dan friesen
This is Jerome Corsi's reporting busted by Breitbart.
How fucked up is that?
How fucked up is that that Breitbart, of all places, is pointing out that InfoWars is making a conspiracy theory?
jordan holmes
You're Breitbart.
dan friesen
Hello, this is Steve Bannon.
Alex Jones, shut up.
I don't know why I gave him that voice.
jordan holmes
I don't know where that voice came from entirely.
Was that supposed to be a Paul Joseph Watson?
dan friesen
No, I don't know.
You know what?
I wanted to go against type with Steve Bannon's physique, so I went with that.
But I realized also I've never heard him talk, I don't think.
jordan holmes
I don't think I've ever heard him talk either, but I feel like he has to talk like late period Orson Welles.
dan friesen
Dead?
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
So anyway, this is...
Bullshit.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
This whole story is complete bullshit.
And if you look into it a tiny bit, it does sound scary.
And there is that kernel of truth that we talked about on the 2015 episode.
jordan holmes
That's the trick.
dan friesen
He's not as explicit about the kernel of truth anymore.
If he did, he could maybe make his argument sound even worse.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Or even scarier.
But he doesn't.
jordan holmes
But then he would have to deal with the fact that we're still doing that, aren't we?
dan friesen
What do you mean?
jordan holmes
I mean, we're still taking their...
Like, they're still taking that money.
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
And they're using it to pay for things.
dan friesen
And there's no end in sight.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
This will be a system that's in place until that wind-down process they were talking about happens, and it's not happening.
jordan holmes
It's not.
dan friesen
And, thank God it's not.
We would be in way worse shape if the government stopped backing them.
It's not an ideal situation to be in.
But the alternative is so much worse.
Which is, much like we talked about with Tetris last night, it's a situation where you have to accept a negative outcome sometimes in life.
It would be great if these were just completely independent, huge housing loaning businesses.
But unfortunately, a bunch of people fucked that up, and now we can't have nice things.
jordan holmes
And also, on the list of our problems...
That one's way down there.
dan friesen
So he's going to get back to this narrative a bit, and he's going to bring in Jerome Corsi to lie a bunch about it.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And we'll get to that in a minute, but before we do, I want to take us back to the other day.
We were talking about how Alex outed Donald Trump's sons as Cernovich's sources.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
He, I think, got intense blowback.
jordan holmes
Do you mean like he fucking should have?
dan friesen
Yeah, I think he probably got much like the Aliphantus email.
jordan holmes
Do you think he got a call?
dan friesen
I think Cernovich probably was like, hey man, you can't do that fit.
He has a lisp.
I don't know how to fake a lisp.
jordan holmes
You're doing Mike Tyson.
dan friesen
Listen, I'm gonna eat you hot.
I'm ferocious.
jordan holmes
I love pigeons.
dan friesen
My defense is impregnable.
My style is impetuous.
I'm just ferocious.
I'm going to eat your heart.
Praise be to Allah!
jordan holmes
That was definitely not Mike Tyson.
dan friesen
Yes, it was.
That was something he said before a fight.
unidentified
Really?
Yeah.
dan friesen
He's awesome.
jordan holmes
That sounds...
Well, let's not go that far.
dan friesen
In terms of, like, hyping yourself up for a boxing match?
jordan holmes
Oh, yes.
Agreed.
dan friesen
I'm going to eat your heart?
I'm going to eat your children?
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
That's so great.
jordan holmes
I mean, he is a convicted rapist, though.
dan friesen
But, I mean...
jordan holmes
So there's that.
dan friesen
In terms of performance, though.
Anyway, this next clip, he talks about Cernovich's sources.
alex jones
And the Soros Group put out its articles through Media Matters saying, find the leak and shut it down.
And I got to correct something because I saw this yesterday and I kind of conflate things, not on purpose, but I talk fast.
I got guests coming up.
I mix things together.
jordan holmes
You do.
alex jones
Cernovich has a bunch of sources.
I know that Don Jr. says he should be given the Pulitzer Prize.
I agree he should.
So should Paul Watson, Dr. Corsi, and many others.
jordan holmes
That's a lot of Pulitzer Prizes.
alex jones
So, you know, giving it to Globalist.
dan friesen
So, before we get to his actual, like, walking back his Cernovich shit, like, Paul Joseph Watson in the past has been documented as basing stories on anonymous direct messages on Twitter by trolls.
By people fucking with him.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
That's not Pulitzer Prize winning behavior.
In the past, Jerome Corsi has published multiple books that, sure, they ended up as bestsellers.
But have been shown to be completely made up based on terrible sourcing.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
He's written multiple books about Obama's birth certificate being fake and one about John Kerry and his Swift Boat shit.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So, like, those are not Pulitzer Prize people, Alex.
They are not.
jordan holmes
If any of them win a Pulitzer Prize, then it's for real time to just pack up and be like, nope, bye, I'm out, I'm out!
dan friesen
It's time to suck a muffler at that point.
jordan holmes
Get fucking out of here!
dan friesen
Yeah.
I'm resisting the call of the woods almost every day.
jordan holmes
Oh, right?
dan friesen
It's just, oh God.
My cat could live in the woods and be fine.
jordan holmes
I keep fighting this because every generation, this happens to every generation, like very similar stuff happened in 1968 to what's going on right now.
It's just more.
dan friesen
That wasn't quite the last generation, though.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
I'm saying that the closest corollary to our time is in the last days of Nixon.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Whenever we had all of the Vietnam War protests, when we had so many people being beaten for protesting, when we had all of this shit going on, our president was blatantly corrupt and was fucking committing crimes.
dan friesen
And may have set the template for what's going to happen to our current president.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
Exactly.
Right?
So...
We survived that.
So I keep thinking, you know what?
Maybe we are overreacting.
Maybe our institutions are strong enough to protect us against that.
But at the same time, I am two seconds away from just fucking driving and just hoping that I get to the woods far enough away where it's like, ah, the nuclear bombs won't hit me.
dan friesen
Number one, if you do that, let me pack this shit up and come pick me up.
jordan holmes
Yeah, okay.
dan friesen
But then second, I have two thoughts.
jordan holmes
We're gonna have to buy a generator.
dan friesen
That's fine.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I have an idea.
Exactly.
The second thing is two thoughts about your idea about generational shit.
Yes.
I'm not sure if we survived the 70s necessarily.
jordan holmes
That's a good theory.
dan friesen
Keep going with that.
I'm just not sure that the right outcome necessarily happened.
I think that it got to a boiling point and then things got drawn back as opposed to being pushed over the edge.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
We could have gone a lot farther in the 60s in terms of assuring Progressive movement as opposed to going back.
jordan holmes
Oh, no, no.
I'm not saying we won.
dan friesen
Right, and I don't think that's a...
Here's what I'm saying.
I don't think that that is a demonstration of the strength of our systems or anything like that, our institutions.
But secondarily, I do agree with you that generations always feel that things are falling apart.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Every generation has that kind of narcissistic tendency to think it's the last generation.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
People should have some insight to that and be like, well, maybe it's not.
But at the same time, eventually one of those generations is going to be right.
jordan holmes
Yeah, statistically speaking, sooner or later.
dan friesen
Inevitably, someone will be right.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
And the 60s, they were right.
jordan holmes
They were.
dan friesen
Our American history has never been the same since.
unidentified
Nope.
dan friesen
Almost everything that's happened since then has been a backlash to that.
Almost all of the conservative values and all of the conservative shit that goes on is in direct response to that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but you could also...
dan friesen
The hippie movement and stuff like that is the fear that they have, that they sell.
The kernels of the hippie shit that still exists in terms of homosexuality, drug use, fringe art, stuff like that, is the stuff that they use as boogeymen to be like, that's not American values.
unidentified
You know, we gotta support the family, blah blah blah.
dan friesen
Communal living is bullshit.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
All that stuff.
jordan holmes
Well, see, my theory is that...
The Civil War never ended.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
That's my...
Because we've been fighting the Civil War long after it ended.
dan friesen
Dude, no war has ever ended.
Think about it.
The Civil War hasn't ended.
Literally, the Korean War hasn't ended, according to the North Koreans.
jordan holmes
Doesn't get worse than that one.
dan friesen
Yeah, World War II hasn't ended.
We still have Nazis around.
jordan holmes
Yeah, we still have Nazis.
Isn't it weird?
It's 2017 and I wake up some days and I go, I'm afraid of Nazis.
dan friesen
All of this is still going on.
All we've done in the same way, because we never finished the deal in the 60s, as it were.
And that's not the only instance of stuff.
jordan holmes
Progressives have blue balls.
That's what you're really saying.
unidentified
Basically.
dan friesen
Because we didn't close the door.
unidentified
We need an Alec Baldwin speech.
dan friesen
And in the same way that at the end of World War II we brought over tons of Nazis because we knew that they had great expertise in certain areas and we could use them as scientists and shit.
Because we never really finish anything.
We leave it open and our chickens are all here.
They're all here.
jordan holmes
There's no finish.
The problem there is that you're, in no uncertain terms, you're looking for a final solution.
dan friesen
I'm not.
jordan holmes
How do you finish that, though?
If you're talking about the progressives, how do we win?
There's no win.
Because we're only going to create...
More of this backlash.
dan friesen
Well, let me say, just in the case of World War II, would I...
And it's bullshit, because I do also recognize the pieces of our culture that have advanced because of Nazis.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That we brought over.
There's a lot of things...
That's one great example.
But there's a lot of stuff that we have benefited from because of them.
Our world wouldn't be the same if we didn't forgive some of them because of their genius.
jordan holmes
You don't make peace with your friends, you make peace with your enemies.
dan friesen
Right.
But in a perfect world, I think what you would have done is all of the people who were responsible for the atrocities, people who were directly the ones being like, gas them up.
You know, those people, you would kill all of them.
You'd have trials for them, and you would summarily execute all of them.
But then, the people who were still sort of under the sway of the ideology, you would do everything you could to re-educate, and not in like a brainwashing way.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Well, I mean, they were brainwashed, so it's a de-brainwashing or however it is you'd like.
dan friesen
There would be a process that would have to, you know, I'm not saying put them in a camp and de-brainwash them, but like, provide...
jordan holmes
I'm not saying...
dan friesen
I'm not.
jordan holmes
Let's avoid camps altogether.
When talking about World War II, let's not put camps anywhere near this.
Internment, concentration, or de-brainwashing.
dan friesen
Provide people who are under a negative sway with the information and with the reality of, like, these Jews are not your enemies, that this Nazi ideology is something you got swept up into, and just deconstruct every part of the ideology.
jordan holmes
But that's not how we work!
Like, it's the same way with the drug war.
It's the same thing.
dan friesen
And in the same way that this podcast, we can talk about how Alex Jones lies all the time, and if someone actually believes him or likes him, it's not going to help.
jordan holmes
Well, I think that's different from my argument.
My argument, based on what you've said, is that it's very similar to the way that we deal with the drug war, in that rather than creating these situations to de-escalate...
And to educate people.
Again, avoid using the word re-educate.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
Rather than using those...
dan friesen
It's a loaded term.
jordan holmes
Yeah, rather than using those strategies, we go for the punishment angle.
Like with the drug war, what we should be doing is building more rehab centers.
And what we are doing is building more prisons.
dan friesen
No, it should be a two-pronged thing.
It should be more rehabs and then more oversight into doctors who are really loose with prescriptions.
Those are the two things that would make...
And those are the things that are going to...
It's going to go away because of Trump's executive order.
jordan holmes
Odd how that works.
dan friesen
And Trump believes that Duarte in the Philippines is doing great things about drugs where he just kills drug users.
jordan holmes
He is a literal murderer.
unidentified
Murderer.
dan friesen
He has said publicly.
jordan holmes
He has committed murder.
He said publicly that he has with his own hands.
The president of the Philippines has said in public, I have killed a man.
dan friesen
No, I think what he said was at least three.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Himself.
jordan holmes
He said he's murdered people.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, that's some real dictatorship.
dan friesen
That's some fucked up.
And he was invited to the White House.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but, you know, that's one of those hypocrisy things where, look, how many times have we had Saudi leaders?
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
How many times?
dan friesen
Your point is well taken.
jordan holmes
Yeah, fucking what's-his-dumb-face has a picture with him shaking hands with Saddam Hussein.
Rumsfeld?
Yeah, fucking Rumsfeld.
That sociopath.
That fucking monster.
We're going off.
But the point there is that we've spun off of it, but I agree with you in that it is...
Boy, I don't quite know where your argument is.
Because your point to the World War II thing...
dan friesen
Nothing has ever been finished.
jordan holmes
Well, yeah.
But your point to that World War II thing was kill the people.
dan friesen
No, kill some of the people.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Like, I don't think the executions of Nazis that we did do were wrong.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
I don't think the Nuremberg trial outcomes were wrong, necessarily.
I think a lot of people had to die because of the things they did.
jordan holmes
I think a lot of people died because of the things they did.
dan friesen
I think a lot more people should be executed because of crimes against humanity, even people...
Bush.
Rumsfeld.
jordan holmes
Cheney.
dan friesen
Even fucking Clinton.
jordan holmes
Clinton.
How many civilians has Obama killed?
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
In the Iraq war, we've killed more civilians than we have soldiers.
dan friesen
As much as he is a politician in our world and has goodwill, I think.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And did a lot of very positive things.
You can't take away the war crimes.
jordan holmes
No.
Every single one of them.
Yeah.
dan friesen
My further point is we never do a good enough job of dealing with the people who are beholden to negative belief systems.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And that is super dangerous.
In the same way that we never really dealt with Nazis, even American Nazis.
Right.
During World War II, and it led to people going underground and creating networks, and now neo-Nazism popped up, and now it's being funneled into...
I mean, it's not the entire alt-right, but it is a piece of it.
jordan holmes
Well, anti-Semitism was a hugely popular thing in the United States in the late 20s and 30s.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Like, one of the people, one of the big boogeymen for the Great Depression, Jews.
dan friesen
Banking Jews.
jordan holmes
In the United States, one of the things that is very important to remember is Hitler assumed we would be on his side.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Because a lot of his ideas were cribbed from American intellectuals.
dan friesen
And he knew that there were a ton of weird networks of Nazis in America.
Yeah, absolutely.
Just to put a button on my point so we can get moving.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I just...
jordan holmes
I haven't been on...
I wasn't on last week?
dan friesen
I know.
jordan holmes
Last episode, so it's like, I want to get into some shit, man!
I want to be a policy wonk today.
dan friesen
This is going to be a four-hour episode.
jordan holmes
Oh, I'll policy wonk all day, son!
dan friesen
So, my point is, when these harmful ideologies pop up, and I'm not saying conservatism is a harmful ideology.
jordan holmes
It is right now.
dan friesen
Right, but that's...
jordan holmes
There's no equivocation on that.
dan friesen
But that's not the conservatism that has existed in the past.
There is, when you talk about small government and you talk about states having rights about a lot of things, you have a very, you could have a robust argument there.
You could have people on the other side that believe those things, and it's okay.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, no, I know, I'm letting you talk, I'm letting you talk.
I'm just making facial expressions, keep going.
dan friesen
When I talk about harmful ideologies, I'm talking about, I mean, now it's definitely the alt-right, and they're going to need to be...
Corrected.
In the future.
jordan holmes
That's a dog whistle to our more militant liberal friends.
dan friesen
I don't think they have any of those.
I don't think there are any.
jordan holmes
No, I know.
That's our ultimate failing.
dan friesen
In the past, there were Nazis.
There were other groups that were in that camp.
And to a certain extent, sure.
If the Alex Jones people want to come down on me, I would say exactly the same is true of people in Al-Qaeda or people in ISIS.
People who are militant religious folk.
Yeah.
unidentified
And, you know, exist in Christianity too.
jordan holmes
ISIS has more in common with the GOP than I do.
dan friesen
need to bust somehow.
And I don't mean bust in terms of like, we need to get them and kill them all, or we need to brainwash them into our liberal way of thinking.
Because I don't care if they land on the right or the left when they land.
They were basing it on hate.
Everything that was going on, the pro-Vietnam folk in the 60s were operating on a very non-fact-based system.
Now the hippies were super into also a lot of non-facts, but their non-facts were about Aquarius.
The tenability of free love.
jordan holmes
Horology.
Horology is our way out of this.
dan friesen
Right, but that's not a harmful...
Non-fact-based system.
That's a fact-based system that only leads to you fucking more people and buying a crystal.
That's not really negative.
jordan holmes
I think you've stumbled onto what I would say, like, the way that you put it kind of clicked something for me.
dan friesen
We're really getting down to essentially my philosophy.
jordan holmes
No, here's what I would say.
Based on what you've just said, I had a little brain click.
It is not progressive, conservative, liberal, Democrat, GOP.
Right now, our fundamental differences are reality.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
One side.
Not one side.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
There is a side of people.
dan friesen
There's delusional Democrats and liberals all over the place.
jordan holmes
The sides are reality versus non-reality.
That's what we are really fighting.
And that's why...
These wars haven't been finished.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Because we're not fighting the right war.
unidentified
Nope.
dan friesen
It's always a distraction.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you and I are not fighting a war of conservatism or liberalism or progressivism or anything like that.
We're fighting a war with a man who is creating reality.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
And we're fighting that with reality.
dan friesen
Well, but then at the same time, I mean, I don't want to peel the curtain back too far, but like...
One of the reasons that I feel so convicted in my fighting Alex Jones on his non-reality-based system...
jordan holmes
It's because of your dog, Knock.
dan friesen
Right.
Listen, he was a good dog.
The reason is because...
Like, it was in that BuzzFeed article, and I couldn't fucking think...
I could not think that that quote is more accurate.
He is the Goebbels of 2016.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
He is...
And it's not about...
It's not about any of that.
Anyway.
We've gone too far down this rabbit hole.
Let's finish this clip we're in the middle of.
jordan holmes
Oh, are we in the middle of a clip?
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
What show are we doing?
dan friesen
I don't know.
This is about Mike Cernovich's sources.
alex jones
And that he's a great source of info on what he says.
He is not Cernovich's source.
I happen to know one of the sources he has.
It's in the White House.
It's not Don Jr.
So they've become a big investigation.
Stop Don Jr. from leaking information.
And I kind of conflated those two.
My point is the two obviously like each other.
I'll just leave it at that.
That is not our source on much of this.
unidentified
That's worse than retracting it.
alex jones
I can tell you it's from the Treasury Department because this is known in the White House.
The White House wants this stuff out and Fox News and CNN won't report it so they give it to the big evil Alex Jones.
The big evil Dr. Corsi.
As you know, of course, he's got three number one New York Times bestseller books.
Probably changed the course of at least one election.
Probably two.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's not a credit.
alex jones
And he's got a PhD in banking and is willing to expose all this.
So another big giant story we broke.
dan friesen
His propaganda is effective.
So he's like, Don Jr. wasn't the source.
unidentified
But let's just say...
jordan holmes
Like, that was a wink and a nod to him still being right, though.
dan friesen
Kind of.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And being like, I'm not really apologizing.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
But then he also says that, like, with this new story, the one about the Fanny and Freddy stuff, he's like, that's not our source.
Our source is the Treasury Department.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Every single thing that he says throughout the entire course of this is based on that tiny clip that I played of Steve Mnuchin.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
It being interviewed by Maria Bartolomu.
I'm not sure I'm saying her name right.
jordan holmes
Great name, though.
dan friesen
You know what I think?
Let me confirm this.
No, it's Bartiromo.
jordan holmes
Bartiromo.
dan friesen
You know what I'm conflating it with?
One of the characters in a Comedy Bang Bang ongoing storyline.
jordan holmes
See, because I was conflating it with one of the Assassin's Creed characters, Bartolo Romeo.
dan friesen
I was conflating it with pitcher Bartolo Colon.
jordan holmes
It's Colon.
Jesus.
dan friesen
It's spelled like Colon.
jordan holmes
I was conflating it with Bartolo Simpsono.
dan friesen
We're mildly off the rails.
jordan holmes
We're way off the rails.
dan friesen
And that's appropriate because this is covering his 30-hour dumbass marathon.
jordan holmes
Are we doing 30 hours of this?
dan friesen
We are.
So it turns out that his big thing that he wanted to talk about, this Fanny and Freddy storyline, is completely...
Umpus bumpus.
It's just nonsense.
It's...
jordan holmes
No, it's bullshit.
dan friesen
It's no good.
But it's going to be the new narrative.
It's going to be...
I started to try...
As I listen to the show, one of the things I'm trying to do is contextualize what he's saying.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because every...
He throws out so much bullshit.
And I'm like, is this going to be a varsity storyline?
Is this going to be a JV storyline?
Or is this going to be a waypoint?
You know, like, I'm trying to...
jordan holmes
You're actually...
You're working as his editor at the same time.
Well, I'm trying to predict.
Like, if he was coming to you with a novel, you would be the guy going through it like, no, this is your real A story.
dan friesen
This is a side character.
jordan holmes
Exactly, exactly.
Yeah, that's what you're doing.
dan friesen
This is going to be, I think, one of his really main narratives.
jordan holmes
The Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac thing.
dan friesen
Yeah, because he's going back to it from two months ago.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And I think that he thinks that enough time has passed that no one remembers the bull.
Bullshit.
jordan holmes
He's probably right.
dan friesen
Except for us.
jordan holmes
Except for you.
dan friesen
Because we're wonks.
And I think he's going to try and use the assumed credibility of, we reported on this in February.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And use it to really reinforce this.
Because the Google story has sort of fallen apart, they're going to delist us.
That's a waypoint now.
That's not a main narrative.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
Because there's no weight behind it.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
He can wander off and then get back to there.
dan friesen
Right now, I think the varsity storylines are going to be this.
And framing Hamdi Ulukaya as a member of the Federal Reserve.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Those are going to be the varsity storylines.
jordan holmes
Now, I do like this...
Like, if I were him, I like this angle on Freddie May and...
Franny May and...
dan friesen
Fanny Freddie.
jordan holmes
Fanny Freddie.
I do like this angle because it is concurrent with the Obamacare repeal vote.
So, your narrative there...
Just kind of slides in with the mainstream GOP narrative.
dan friesen
Which is accidental.
jordan holmes
That Obamacare is failing.
And then you come in on your back end saying the reason it's failing is because they were stealing money from these people.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
And now Trump, Americana, is not going to do that.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
Now, that is, I think you're right, that is accidental.
But I also think that's one of the big reasons this has legs.
dan friesen
Well, because, well, I mean, it has even more legs considering, like, this is a day before.
We even knew that the vote was going to go down and win.
jordan holmes
God.
dan friesen
Kill us all.
Kill us all.
jordan holmes
They didn't even fucking kill us all.
dan friesen
It has even more legs, considering, like, even before the vote, I knew this.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, he lucked into something real good.
dan friesen
Yeah, but it's all based in nothing.
So, I mean, we'll see how it plays out.
jordan holmes
So is the Health Care Act.
dan friesen
Am I right?
Now you listen to me.
jordan holmes
Whoa, Jesus.
dan friesen
I want you to know something.
jordan holmes
You pointed very strongly at my face.
dan friesen
This is an aggressive point.
jordan holmes
That's a very aggressive point.
dan friesen
Now you listen to me right now.
jordan holmes
I'm listening.
dan friesen
We're playing games here.
jordan holmes
We are.
dan friesen
We're all having a laugh.
But you know what?
You know what?
You know what?
Jordan, stop fucking laughing.
unidentified
I'm sorry.
dan friesen
Stop fucking laughing.
jordan holmes
You're telling me not to laugh at me.
dan friesen
Stop laughing.
This is serious business.
You know why?
unidentified
Alex Jones has been fucking threatened.
dan friesen
We need to respect that.
We need to respect that.
And I wish I could...
Press play while I'm pointing at you.
jordan holmes
I need you to escape from this character you're playing right now because it got too far.
dan friesen
One day there will be a way for me to start playing clips with my brain.
But for now, I have to get out of character to press the button.
jordan holmes
So what will happen is you should just get a lapel mic.
That's really the situation there.
dan friesen
Or the Rappaport...
jordan holmes
Oh yeah, the Britney Spears mic.
dan friesen
The Rappaport headset.
jordan holmes
We could definitely do that.
dan friesen
Donate to the show so we can get wrap-up headsets.
alex jones
Thank you so much for joining us.
We're getting Dr. Jerome Corsi lined up on the Skype as we speak right now.
Investigative journalist.
dan friesen
It takes forever.
alex jones
It takes forever to get him on Skype.
Close to $300 billion just in the four years they were able to get into via our White House Treasury connections.
The one on TV.
Close to $300 billion.
Now, we have only gotten a portion of the documents.
It's probably going to be a lot bigger.
And then Mnuchin, the Treasury Secretary, and others got asked about it on mainstream TV, and they said, no, it's true.
Infowars is right.
Well, of course we're right.
We got it from our sources.
And Dr. Corsi has a Harvard degree in finance.
He's worked with Donald Trump.
He's an expert.
jordan holmes
Makes him reliable.
alex jones
That's why they hate us.
In fact, I've been told it's this story and bashing the radical Muslims that has them after me.
They have the Federal Reserve of New York board member.
Suing me right now.
And I've been told, stop getting into Fannie Mae Freddie Mac.
Stop getting into the Muslims.
Back off.
unidentified
Back off or you'll be destroyed.
Back off or you'll be destroyed.
dan friesen
It sucks there.
I want to actually roll this back because I kept in a super long break at the end.
Just listen to this.
It's fucking hilarious.
alex jones
Stop.
Getting into the Muslims.
Back off.
Back off or you'll be destroyed.
dan friesen
I just love that.
unidentified
He like hits the table and...
dan friesen
Yeah, no way.
unidentified
Not a chance.
jordan holmes
Mnuchin is not an easier name to pronounce than Ulukaya.
dan friesen
No, not at all.
jordan holmes
Why is it that he can pronounce Mnuchin perfectly every time?
dan friesen
Not every time.
jordan holmes
Well, that may be...
He's done it enough that it...
dan friesen
75%.
jordan holmes
He's done it enough that it frustrates you, that it's very obvious he's mispronouncing Ulukaya's name on purpose.
dan friesen
Well, I would say that the more disrespectful thing is his first name is Hamdi.
And he keeps calling him Hamid.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that is way more disrespectful.
dan friesen
But be that as it may, just to recap in that clip, he does say that he's being sued by a member of the Federal Reserve.
He's not.
jordan holmes
He's not.
dan friesen
It's a guy who he slandered, who is not on the board of the Federal Reserve.
jordan holmes
Not even close.
dan friesen
Nope.
He was an advisory committee guy in the upstate New York area.
Total horseshit.
So, you know, he's been threatened.
Alex has.
And earlier in this episode, we sort of dove into...
You know, I'm sort of turning on Trump a little bit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
At least at the beginning he was saying these, he's like, hey, he might be going sideways.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
He's looked at the devil and he's, you know, he's 70% now.
It's a video game.
jordan holmes
He came really close to saying, when you look in the abyss, the abyss looks back.
dan friesen
Shakespeare.
jordan holmes
That would have been fucking great.
unidentified
Any classical quote is now Shakespeare.
Give me liberty or give me death.
jordan holmes
Will Shakespeare.
dan friesen
Here is where he sort of makes it super confusing.
alex jones
I'll tell you, it's very paradoxical.
Best of times, worst of times.
jordan holmes
Will Shakespeare.
alex jones
That I just love Trump and what he's doing on the economy and Americana and sovereignty and battling ISIS and...
Bringing jobs back.
I just get chills.
And then it makes it worse.
Because if you already hate somebody, they do bad stuff, it doesn't really hurt you.
You just fight them.
But when you really care about somebody and you know what they're up against, you know they're getting threatened, you know they're surrounded, you know people aren't doing what he says, and then to see him start to capitulate and bring in globalists because they just weren't letting the government move.
They had him in stalemate.
They had him deadlocked.
And so he's now dealing with them and getting us something but giving up something and people aren't going to put up with that.
They expect stuff he can't deliver.
Our listeners want me a lot of them to tear into Trump.
I'm just being a realist.
I'm not endorsing what he's done.
dan friesen
Yeah, you are.
alex jones
But I'm not as quick as, you know, even Limbaugh to start tearing into him.
dan friesen
So, like, this is the way that when you are a dumbass leader and you're proposing things that go against some of our most basic American values, but yet you have all three branches of government locked up, and now the Supreme Court, and yet you can't get shit done.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
This is the way you pitch the narrative that, like, oh, this is why.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Because there's globalists behind the scenes.
jordan holmes
It's the cult leader.
unidentified
It doesn't matter.
jordan holmes
It's the cult leader predicting Doomsday, and then Doomsday not happening.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
So then, well, it's not...
I made a mistake.
Look, I misread it.
Doomsday is two years from now.
dan friesen
I missed a two in there.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Listen, biblical scripture is tough to decode.
jordan holmes
I had the broad strokes right, but the details, it's the devil is in the details, and the devil in this situation is coming two years from now, not today.
dan friesen
So all that shit, though, that he's saying about, like, you know, Trump is going off the rails, he's becoming globalist and shit, it does not jive with his, like...
I love this guy.
jordan holmes
And not only that, he's the alpha male.
He's the alpha male who can do anything.
It is always, always, always everybody else's fault.
You can never hold the person accountable in Alex Jones' world.
dan friesen
But that also cuts into his entire narrative.
Because he's done so much groundwork in laying the sort of foundation for like Trump is a singular man.
He is a man against the globalist.
Yeah.
unidentified
And so if he starts to get corrupted, what Alex doesn't want to deal with is the idea that.
dan friesen
Mm-hmm.
jordan holmes
Mm-hmm.
Right?
dan friesen
That may be what happens.
jordan holmes
That may be.
God damn it.
Imagine that!
Imagine if Alex Jones switches to, like, well, it's Putin the whole time.
dan friesen
He's already had Alexander Dugan on.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and he's been on RT.
Like, he's got the groundwork laid for being, like...
The only real anti-globalist is Poot.
dan friesen
So this next clip, Alex Jones is trying to reframe Trump.
Like, in as much as he's turning against him, he's trying to reform him, I believe, as best as my ear can tell.
In this clip, he's trying to frame him as a tolerant immigration reformer.
But it...
unidentified
Uh...
Yeah, it does not pass muscle.
alex jones
Trump was always going to reform immigration.
But he's not going to let criminals and la reconquista, anti-American, Islamists, you name it, come in.
jordan holmes
Or single moms.
alex jones
But we killed half our kids with abortion in this country.
We're going to have to replace the population.
We need to do it with people that are integrated into the Americana system.
Wait, what?
And he is going after people that are here illegally.
But he's not what the media claimed he was, some racist that hates everybody.
jordan holmes
What?
unidentified
So...
alex jones
Just like a lot of Christians, and I'm a Christian myself, got mad at him that he's not anti-gay once he got in.
That was the media saying Trump was anti-gay.
And so a lot of super right-wingers said, oh great, we love Trump.
And I was like, hey guys, did you see the convention?
With Trump saying let's be inclusive to everybody?
jordan holmes
Except Muslims who aren't allowed in the country.
dan friesen
Trump's a big tent guy.
alex jones
And so...
That's the bottom line here, is that we have a president for the whole country, not just for certain groups or for small subsections.
Him wanting to go after Assange, absolutely terrible.
He told Assange and others, if you've got more WikiLeaks, release them.
dan friesen
He told Russia that.
alex jones
You want to indict Assange, President Trump?
Indict yourself then.
That's ridiculous.
That's outrageous.
dan friesen
I do agree with that last point, that if you want to put WikiLeaks on trial, you will end up on trial yourself.
jordan holmes
Yeah, of course.
dan friesen
But that's not what Alex was saying.
jordan holmes
The stuff they're doing now is very much like, we're deciding who can and who can't be called news.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And that's a problem.
Again, again, because of that very same thing.
Like, if you're advocating that and you're Alex Jones, Imagine what happens if you are Alex Jones and it's a liberal progressive politician with that same power.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Like, you're fake news.
You're the problem.
You could very legitimately be shut down on solid ground.
dan friesen
That idea of Trump's immigration stuff is cockamamie.
jordan holmes
Bullshit revisionist history.
dan friesen
Revisionist history from a month ago.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
God, it hasn't even been that long.
dan friesen
Meanwhile, Alex on his show keeps harping on the idea that the problem is no one has a memory.
You don't remember.
You don't remember what you said.
jordan holmes
It's every GOP person now who says like, oh, what are liberals protesting about?
You know, whenever Obama was president, we never did that shit.
We just accepted it as president.
dan friesen
Smash cut to them burning Obama in equity.
unidentified
Exactly!
jordan holmes
I know!
unidentified
It's like, what the fuck?
jordan holmes
Are you not paying attention?
dan friesen
Now, I want to say this in terms of validating people's feelings, I think.
Some of those people who are complaining and saying we didn't protest when Obama came into office, personally, maybe they didn't.
Maybe they were tolerant, and God bless them for it.
But then projecting that to the society is not okay.
Because...
When Obama was elected, there was an insane backlash.
To an extent where...
Have you ever been to a gun show?
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
I have.
jordan holmes
Please don't tell me anymore.
unidentified
Just fucking kill me before you tell me this story.
dan friesen
After Obama was elected, there were frequently at gun shows that I have been to...
I mean, I grew up in Missouri.
unidentified
Yes, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
I bought a blowgun once, just because I wanted to shoot paintballs at my friends.
jordan holmes
That is such a you move.
dan friesen
I think I also bought some sort of a stun gun so me and my friends could shock each other while we were drunk.
But it was full of Obama targets.
And then also weird posters of photoshopped Obama into weird old insulting racist tribal pictures.
jordan holmes
The monkey with Obama's face.
Yeah, the whole thing.
dan friesen
I don't know.
It doesn't work big picture, but those people individually might be okay.
jordan holmes
My aunt told me this whole thing about how when Obama was elected, everybody hoped he would do well.
And she absolutely did not remember all the racist shit she emailed me.
dan friesen
She herself said.
jordan holmes
She herself emailed me.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
So fuck you.
dan friesen
No memory.
jordan holmes
This is the worst part.
Genuinely, there was that narrative during the Trump campaign where there was part of people were like, you know Trump is lying.
You know he's lying.
So maybe he's lying in a good way.
Like, maybe when he does get elected, he's going to go back to that shit where he was pro-LGBT.
dan friesen
I remember that.
jordan holmes
He's going to go back to that whole...
Because he used to be.
dan friesen
Hey, he's a secret Democrat.
jordan holmes
And he's never believed in anything.
He doesn't believe in anything.
He doesn't have an ideology.
He's just a fucking opportunist.
dan friesen
Yeah, he believes in his own brand being pushed and his family making more money.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
So there was that liberal narrative where it's like, well, you know what?
If he enriches himself, but we also get single-payer health care?
Fucking great.
You know, that kind of a thing.
The problem is he was lying to everybody in the wrong way.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's that deal with the devil never works out because the devil has interests you don't even fucking understand.
jordan holmes
But again, whenever he was elected and on that inauguration day, I knew shit was going to go bad.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
But just because of that, that didn't mean that I didn't hope that it turned out well.
Like, imagine if he had just turned out to be a pretty good, okay dude.
Like, that could have happened, conceivably.
He's a liar.
He doesn't believe in anything.
Maybe we find out that he just gives a shit about doing whatever he wants to do, you know?
dan friesen
It's possible.
jordan holmes
It was.
Like, I genuinely hope the president succeeds.
The problem I have is that there's no possibility of that.
He's a monster and he's trying to fuck us all using the Republican Congress who are filled with psychopathic monsters who are bought by rich people who are all psychopathic monsters!
dan friesen
Well, the problem, too, is that, like...
jordan holmes
So I'm saying I hope our president does well.
dan friesen
Well, the problem is that, like, the world is so complicated and we're deeply entrenched in such weird situations that, like, even the best person possible coming into office will...
We'll inevitably do monstrous shit just based on the last 50, 70, 100 years of history.
The trends that have happened have gotten us in a position where you can't extricate yourself from situations where you're going to end up murdering tons of civilians in foreign countries.
It's just inevitable.
jordan holmes
Obama, if he was not faced with those decisions, would, like right now, if you were talking to Obama from 20 years ago and said, Okay, would you ever kill a civilian who had nothing, not evil, not a problem?
If you ask me, of course not.
I would never, ever kill a civilian.
And then you get into that political situation where...
Your entire life could be...
So you have to kill a civilian.
dan friesen
Right.
And my point...
jordan holmes
Or your lesser of two evils is killing people.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And my point is that the best person is still going to do some really bad stuff.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
And then when you get a con artist...
jordan holmes
That's what I'm saying.
I'm the best person.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
And even I would do evil things.
dan friesen
That's what I was saying, too.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
But then you get a con artist in there and you're going to end up with...
Who knows?
jordan holmes
Who the fuck knows?
dan friesen
Who knows?
Yeah.
unidentified
So...
dan friesen
It's not gone well.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's turned into my office pool in my head because there is no office where I live.
The March Madness for me is which...
Doomsday scenario is going to win out in the end.
dan friesen
Which country is going to get nuked?
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Is North Korea really going to nuke us?
Or are we going to do this?
Or, you know, that whole thing.
Is it going to be climate change that gets us first?
Or is it going to be lack of fresh water?
Or is it going to be the refugees moving too far in too many different directions that people have to start a fucking war with each other?
Or is it going to be any number of different possible doomsday scenarios?
And I feel like all of them are possible!
unidentified
And if any of them happen, all of them are going to happen!
Yep.
jordan holmes
You know?
dan friesen
I do.
So, Jordan, you might be asking yourself.
jordan holmes
What would I be asking myself?
dan friesen
You might be asking, why the fuck are they doing a 30-hour marathon broadcast?
jordan holmes
Oh, I knew the answer to that question so fast.
unidentified
We need money!
So fast.
dan friesen
We need money!
jordan holmes
I have never asked myself less of a question than that.
dan friesen
Alex Jones has possibly a different answer than the truth.
alex jones
Jerome Corsi, here in just a moment, but before I do that...
We have kicked off and we've gone into the first 41 minutes here, ladies and gentlemen, of our global broadcast that we will do for 30 hours, what, until 5, 6 o 'clock tomorrow.
dan friesen
By the way, they're 41 minutes into their marathon.
We're at two and a half hours on this podcast.
But to be fair, we covered that BuzzFeed article for like half an hour.
Fuck you, voice in my head.
alex jones
To raise awareness and to raise capital and to reach new people.
The three goals are to rally our millions of radio listeners and millions of TV viewers and listeners online to really commit every day on email, on Facebook, on Twitter, on YouTube, in person, at the grocery store, at church, at the synagogue, at the Rotary Club, at the golf course.
At the shop with your buddies or out hunting, whatever it is.
jordan holmes
At your bowling league.
alex jones
To say, this country's in trouble, but we're starting to turn the tide.
Globalism is in decline, but they're trying to destroy Alex Jones.
They're trying to destroy the few other outlets out there that'll tell the truth.
dan friesen
How fun would that conversation be at the store or at your synagogue?
jordan holmes
It's going to be 11-24.
dan friesen
Hey, look.
Globalism is on the rise.
They're trying to destroy Alex Jones.
Also, paper.
jordan holmes
So are you going to pay with the $20 bill?
dan friesen
I said paper.
jordan holmes
Okay, but there's a seven cent bag tax.
dan friesen
I'm going to pay with fiat currency.
This is distributed by the Federal Reserve Bank that includes a guy who's suing Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Alright, I'm going to need to see your ID.
dan friesen
The ID is a tool.
unidentified
That is used by the globalists to shut us down.
jordan holmes
All right, fine, then just show me your barcode and I'll scam that too.
dan friesen
I am a sovereign citizen.
All right, we'll get into that at some future date.
jordan holmes
Just take your groceries and go.
alex jones
So we need to spread the word about InfoWars.
We need to spread the word about the articles and the videos and realize every day, you see news, we broke.
A week before, a month before, a year before, word for word on CNN, ABC News, CBS, Wall Street Journal.
dan friesen
You generally do see news that they've broken a little bit later.
jordan holmes
I wonder why.
dan friesen
Because it's debunked.
jordan holmes
Could you give me context for that?
dan friesen
A lot of times you'll see like, oh no, that wasn't true.
A lot of weirdos think this is true.
There's a lot of fact checkers in the world and they dig into stuff and you find out like, oh no, this isn't true at all.
jordan holmes
Yeah, the problem is you can never fact check before.
Alex Jones releases something.
You have to fact check what he says afterwards.
dan friesen
Yeah.
It's a really fun game.
jordan holmes
Although that would be an interesting game to see if you could predict the narrative that they would spin.
dan friesen
Based on a fact.
jordan holmes
While you're saying it.
Right?
So Obama comes out and says...
dan friesen
Give me a fake story and I'll give you the Alex Jones spin.
jordan holmes
Alright.
Wait, a fake story with Alex Jones spin or a real story that you're gonna...
dan friesen
You give me a fake real story.
You give me...
jordan holmes
We're too many levels deep!
dan friesen
No, you give me just like a world news story and I'll try and spin it Alex Jones style.
jordan holmes
Alright, um...
Six kids die in a religious-based attack in Somalia.
dan friesen
Oh, that's so fucking easy.
That's so fucking easy.
jordan holmes
What is it?
dan friesen
Just doing this in the Alex Jones voice might be hard.
Somalia has been a place since Black Hawk Down.
It's been under globalist control since then.
We all know that.
It's in public record.
Absolutely.
I know this.
You go back to Barry Goldwater, it's in the White Papers.
We all know this.
These kids, they're part of a globalist Hillary Clinton.
Saul Alinsky-based...
jordan holmes
Are the kids even real?
dan friesen
They're in a sex trafficking operation.
We all know that.
It's in the white papers.
You check out Hillary Clinton's connection to Haiti.
It's all in there.
They are real.
They are real.
It is very unfortunate.
And I've already forgotten what the actual story was.
jordan holmes
You nailed it.
You've got Alex Jones down.
All right.
So here's my dream.
We're just pointing at each other now.
dan friesen
Here's what was important about your fake...
And I think is what Alex Jones does.
What I heard when you were telling me that story wasn't the actual story that you were faking.
What I heard was the country, Somalia, and I made connections to various things through history.
I heard there were kids involved, and I know that there's kid trafficking that Alex wants to promote.
Or as a narrative in foreign countries.
So I took the little things that he does and made the narrative out of it.
Now, legitimately, I don't remember what you said.
jordan holmes
Right.
And nor does he.
So then my, like, I guess dream would be, like, imagine instead of giving people that headline, you give them the headline with every piece of specific information you need in it.
Like, the headline to that is...
Radical sect of American-influenced Christians murder children because they have LGBT tendencies that they've showed since they were very young.
The angle that alt-right people would take on this story is that it is this kind of globalist conspiracy, but instead it is not.
It is purely religious based on a Christian ideology that has been twisted and warped.
Now, that's the headline, right?
Alex Jones can't twist that headline, can they?
dan friesen
I can't really sign off on this because I'm still thinking about those poor kids in Somalia.
jordan holmes
God damn it!
dan friesen
Those kids.
jordan holmes
There's always poor kids in Somalia.
dan friesen
Anyway, he has more in this clip.
alex jones
Word for word.
Two months ago.
Two and a half months ago.
jordan holmes
Three months ago.
alex jones
He publishes five, six articles since then.
With Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, with the documents, looting up to $300 billion.
jordan holmes
Looting.
alex jones
That's only limited documents he got.
It's bigger.
We're going to Corsi in a minute.
dan friesen
They didn't publish documents.
alex jones
And it all comes out in mainstream news.
I'm going to play the clips.
Exactly as we said, with the Treasury Secretary saying, we're right, and InfoWars getting credit.
This is Dr. Corsi, our D.C. Bureau Chief.
dan friesen
He didn't say that at all.
But also, I want to say this because it's super fun and it is sort of a callback to things that just keep happening.
For that entire clip, Jerome Corsi was on Skype silent.
jordan holmes
God, I love that shit!
dan friesen
His bloated face is just sitting there being complimented by Alex and he's just like...
He wants to talk, probably, and Alex keeps being like, we'll get to Jerome Corsi in a minute.
jordan holmes
Like a manatee in an aquarium.
dan friesen
Yeah, exactly.
Or like a fish person at the side of a cage with human terror.
jordan holmes
With those human terror in his eyes.
dan friesen
Human terror.
jordan holmes
God, I love chimeras.
dan friesen
The implicit piece...
Oh, also we got some nice Twitter action.
I'd like to give a shout-out at our friend who, I can't remember his name, who posted a picture of a mythological chimera.
jordan holmes
Yes!
Yeah, yeah, I saw that.
dan friesen
That was terrifying.
I did not realize that was the creature.
jordan holmes
You didn't know what a chimera was?
unidentified
Nope.
jordan holmes
No shit!
dan friesen
I knew what the idea of a chimera was, but I didn't realize the mythical creature had three heads out of different parts of its body.
jordan holmes
We're going to have to play some Dungeons and Dragons here.
dan friesen
Jordan?
jordan holmes
Yes?
dan friesen
One of the most important things that you need to know is that the reason...
That people in the mainstream media are attacking Infowars?
jordan holmes
That is an important thing to know.
I need to know that.
dan friesen
Do you want to know why?
jordan holmes
I do want to know why.
dan friesen
I think Alex can sum it up best.
I mean, I have my ideas, but here's Alex's take.
jordan holmes
Well, you're a globalist.
alex jones
They are so scared of him.
And I've been told, shut up about this or we'll be destroyed.
They've got six, seven, eight investigative journalists on me at all times making up crap right now.
They're trying to destroy my family right now.
They have the Federal Reserve Board of New York suing me right now with George Soros' law firm because they're scared of that guy in D.C. full-time hiring a team.
One guy's already torn him up.
dan friesen
So all that was lies.
But at the same time, it's so fun because Jerome Corsi is on Skype, and he's just like, they're scared of that guy!
He's pointing at silent-ass, bloated-faced Jerome Corsi.
It's so great.
jordan holmes
But that's the problem there.
dan friesen
It's such a great visual.
jordan holmes
If you put Steve Bannon in there, I'm like, yeah, I am scared of that bloated-ass, ugly motherfucker who's ruining everybody.
dan friesen
No, no, but the bullshit is I'm scared of Jerome Corsi, too.
I'm scared of Infowars, too.
The world isn't.
They're not paying attention.
I'm scared of this trend that Infowars is a big part of.
jordan holmes
Even though it's in the white papers.
They should be paying attention.
dan friesen
I'm going to start writing some white papers.
I'm going to fuck around and write a white paper.
That's code for a book.
jordan holmes
You had a very good day.
dan friesen
I'm going to write a book.
jordan holmes
You fucked around and got a triple-double.
dan friesen
I'm going to write a white book.
Not a white paper.
jordan holmes
Hey, how would you feel if somebody wrote a black book, huh?
dan friesen
That was a great show that got bought by Comedy Central early on.
jordan holmes
Black Books?
Yeah, starring Dylan Morne, who we saw together, who you thought was shit.
dan friesen
I thought it was a snooze.
He was alright.
jordan holmes
I don't disagree.
He had a rough set.
dan friesen
It wasn't a good show.
jordan holmes
It was a rough set.
dan friesen
I believe he's funny.
Anyway, Jerome Corsi might cut in here.
I can't remember.
Actually, I just remembered he doesn't.
alex jones
Now, let's continue.
They're scared of InfoWars.
They're scared of Paul Watson.
They're scared of all my reporters.
They're scared of the crew back there.
They're scared of you.
Because we are a focal point, like Ron Paul would always say.
Don't give him credit.
He's just a focal point.
He's coming up in about 20 minutes.
We're going to go to Corsi in a moment.
But we're running a specials today to raise capital, huge discounts as well.
It's a product bomb, basically.
unidentified
They're scared of you.
alex jones
Of super high quality products, like a money bomb.
You can also donate at InfoWarsStore.com, $5, $20, $100, whatever, to get a bigger team in D.C. To be able to break even more news.
To get even more reporters.
To get more editors.
More video people.
More fact checkers.
jordan holmes
To pay for my lawsuit.
alex jones
To pay for the satellite feed.
jordan holmes
To pay for legal.
To launch more shows.
To pay for legal.
To pay for legal.
He could have just said to pay for legal a whole bunch.
dan friesen
But the comedy of him saying, like what he said right before that, like to pay for legal is, I mean, that's it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's a, to pay for legal.
unidentified
No big deal.
dan friesen
But the comedy is right before he said to pay for legal, he said to pay for fact checkers.
You don't have a fucking fact checker.
You have someone who's like.
jordan holmes
You have an anti.
dan friesen
You probably have an intern who tries to tell you, this will get you sued, this won't get you sued, and their radar is off.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, I mean, like, there's no way he has a fact checker, because, like, legitimately, I took an hour of my day working on this Fanny Freddy story.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
And I found a bunch of documents, I found a bunch of stories that were well-sourced about how their...
Interpretation and their version of it is wrong.
Then I found a Breitbart story that specifically was about how Infowars is wrong.
That's crazy.
Like, to imagine a world...
jordan holmes
You would be fired as their fact checkers so fast.
dan friesen
To imagine a world where Breitbart has more editorial credibility.
Like, emphatically more credibility.
And it's in Breitbart's best interest in terms of the narratives they push.
jordan holmes
To agree with Alex Jones.
dan friesen
100%.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
That's worth it.
jordan holmes
It's a step too far even for them.
dan friesen
Which I think is why Alex is selling it as, they told me to back off this story.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Because that story from Breitbart came out before this broadcast.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
So I think that it's like, he's trying to sell the like, even the right has turned against us on this.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Which is great.
jordan holmes
Which is good for him, because if he's eventually going to turn against Trump, which he has to.
Then that's a great angle to start taking, is that even Breitbart and those guys are now wings of Trump.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
So the more, like, if you start distancing yourself from Trump, then you have to start distancing yourself from Breitbart.
dan friesen
Probably.
jordan holmes
Because Steve Bannon is fucking Steve Bannon.
But you understand that- And I mean that in a very literal sense.
Steve Bannon has sex.
With Steve Bannon.
dan friesen
He tucks all the way.
All the way.
jordan holmes
All the way.
It twists, it's curved, it's like Gonzo's nose, but right up his ass.
dan friesen
I think you're actually wrong, because in these earlier clips, he's been talking about how the turn came when Trump took Bannon off the Security Council.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
He's been talking about how, like, up until 71 days in, or whatever...
Trump and Bannon had an ideology and then that went away.
jordan holmes
Okay, so now his stuff is like Priebus and the like.
dan friesen
Yeah, I think he's still on Bannon tip.
I'm not sure what the disconnect from Breitbart has to be in order for him.
Who cares?
I'm not going to war games this for him.
jordan holmes
It could just be that he is...
Fucking riffing, and anything goes while he's randomly talking.
dan friesen
I think the bottom line is that he's acting like it's hour 35 of this telethon.
jordan holmes
We're at 41 minutes in.
dan friesen
Yes.
So now, after an absurdly long time just on Skype silent, he finally lets Jerome Corsi talk.
And I'm going to play this clip.
Corsi is going to lay out his sort of version of what the story is.
Okay.
unidentified
And I'll come back clean up in case there's any subtle points that we haven't gone over already.
This is hard news.
alex jones
This is hard criminal looting that could bring.
down the entire democratic power structure and this is why the republican establishment is out to get us as well because they're part of it so dr corsi thank you let's recap what happened and how big this is that after two plus months it's finally broken well i like
jerome corsi
It's been a story we've been working on because we found out that Fannie and Freddie, the two mortgage giants, government-sponsored entities, in August 2012, the Obama administration began taking all the profits from Fannie and Freddie and confiscating them.
It's called the net worth sweep.
It's a complicated operation.
And I got in the middle of it and realized that what was happening was that Congress, the House specifically, had refused to fund the insurance premiums, the subsidies for low-income families and individuals under Obamacare.
jordan holmes
This is the most boring thing.
jerome corsi
And so Obamacare in 2012 was going to tank.
It was going to be completely bankrupt and wasn't going to work.
What the Obama administration did was they took this money from Fannie and Freddie and diverted it without announcing it illegally into paying the Obamacare.
jordan holmes
How is that illegal?
alex jones
And that's amazing.
jordan holmes
Obamacare was, what, a year old then and it was still going to fail?
jerome corsi
It was in the process of failing because the House refused to appropriate the money to pay these subsidies without being able to pay the insurance company.
alex jones
So they looted the taxpayer-backed system for home-hung.
That is incredible.
unidentified
You fucking idiot!
jordan holmes
Yes!
You figured it the fuck out!
dan friesen
Yeah, but he's ascribing the nefariousness to the wrong source.
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, because the House Republicans refused to do the thing that they were supposed to do.
dan friesen
Again, just to remind you, because we talked about this like an hour and a half ago, even for the listeners, I want to point out that what he's talking about is this thing called the net worth sweep, and it started in 2012.
He said those things.
Jerome Corsi said those things.
Now let me explain that to you.
Again, I read this paragraph.
A little bit ago.
jordan holmes
On Breitbart?
dan friesen
In mid-2012, Treasury and the FHFA agreed to change the terms of the bailout so that Fannie and Freddie would no longer have a fixed dividend, ending the need for circular draws.
Instead, each company would have a flexible dividend obligation that would rise and fall with their profits.
Because the new dividend is equal to the positive net worth of each company, less a capital cushion set to decline each year, it is known as the net worth sweep.
The net worth sweep is super.
sweeping up part of their net worth based on how much they make each year.
It's not anything nefarious.
It's in order to make sure that these companies don't end up destroyed by their repayment to the government.
jordan holmes
Like when, like, it's how Fox and NBC and the like need their highest ratings during net worth sweeps.
dan friesen
Well, that's the...
Come on now.
That's a fun cognate.
I enjoy it.
I enjoy the wordplay.
jordan holmes
I love your apps.
You liar!
Don't you say you enjoy it with that face?
dan friesen
I enjoy it.
jordan holmes
I gave it a shot.
I failed.
I need...
I need...
dan friesen
I like...
jordan holmes
I need constructive feedback as much as anybody else.
dan friesen
Listen, I like puns.
jordan holmes
Clearly, I was wrong.
dan friesen
I like puns.
jordan holmes
Look, I am a lot like Alex Jones, in which I am willing to admit when I am wrong, and I will retract that pun.
dan friesen
Okay.
Well, I am going to give you...
jordan holmes
I apologize sincerely to Chobana Yogurt.
dan friesen
I'm going to give you the most generous berth.
I'm gonna let you have a lot of leeway because that clip was so boring.
jordan holmes
It was so boring.
dan friesen
It's very hard to listen to Jerome Corsi.
jordan holmes
I can't do it.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
How is he part of this?
dan friesen
He's worse than David Knight.
jordan holmes
These people are so bad!
dan friesen
Well, it's just because his name rings out in racist circles.
Like, people who really like the idea that he was all-night birther shit.
People who love his work in the Swift Boat.
Like, that sort of stuff.
They love Jerome Corsi.
So the fact that he has credibility.
He has credibility in that circle.
It's fucked up.
jordan holmes
He has bullshit liar credibility.
dan friesen
So this is where we leave the Wednesday show, and we transition to Thursday.
jordan holmes
And now we go back into Thursday.
dan friesen
Yes, and we've covered a lot of...
jordan holmes
We're going back to the future.
dan friesen
We already talked about a lot of the BuzzFeed coverage, and that takes up a lot of the Thursday show.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But thankfully, I have cut a number of clips.
That are just good, clean fun from Thursday.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And I wish that he had stayed up all night and really been involved.
But he hasn't.
He went to bed, obviously.
I mean, he's well rested.
jordan holmes
Naturally.
dan friesen
But at the same time, he's fucking out of his game.
There's some really, really dumb shit that he says.
Right.
So one of the stories he's telling is about...
It doesn't even matter.
It doesn't even matter.
It's a tertiary piece of news that's about some random...
jordan holmes
One of the stories he's telling is about...
Insert Alex Jones' story right here.
dan friesen
It has to do with being mad about David Rockefeller, who's dead, and what he's up to beyond the grave.
jordan holmes
And the health secretary from the 1990s.
I'm still pretty pissed off at Janet Reno.
Why not bring her?
dan friesen
And Jocelyn Elders.
jordan holmes
Jocelyn Elders?
Absolutely.
Let's get rid of her.
dan friesen
He has a lot of ideas about the British nobility.
I cut out a lot of that.
unidentified
How can you have a lot of ideas about the British nobility?
alex jones
I don't know.
jordan holmes
There aren't a lot of ideas.
dan friesen
Well, because he thinks that they come from German Transylvanian stock, and they are...
jordan holmes
They do.
dan friesen
But he thinks that that means that they're, first of all, vampires.
And then second of all...
jordan holmes
Little different, but maybe.
dan friesen
The Illuminati stuff.
The Bavarian Illuminati and all that stuff.
It's insane.
It's insane.
jordan holmes
No, yeah, don't walk back that.
The Bavarian Illuminati are...
That's two words right next to each other that will always be insane.
dan friesen
I love Bavarian chocolate, though.
jordan holmes
I love Illuminati chocolate.
And chocolate Illuminati.
unidentified
Let's call the whole thing off.
dan friesen
So, here's the first clip I'm going to play from the Thursday show.
jordan holmes
This is our episode for Sweeps Week.
dan friesen
Je suis un peu de le monde francophone.
Je parle un peu de français et j'adore la France.
jordan holmes
Yes, you do like France.
dan friesen
I love France.
jordan holmes
You don't really like France, do you?
dan friesen
I do, I do.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I took many years of French in high school, and I'm still conversant in it.
Not fluent, certainly.
jordan holmes
Right.
No, I did the same.
I understood what you were saying.
If you asked me to speak back to you, I'd be like, nah.
dan friesen
Anyway, j 'adore la France.
jordan holmes
I will never be able to get the Simpsons phrase out of my head.
Which is, the French are cheese-eating surrender monkeys.
It will never escape my brain.
dan friesen
It's a good turn of phrase.
jordan holmes
I don't believe any of it.
And historically, the French have won far more victories in battles and all that shit.
But goddammit, if cheese-eating surrender monkeys isn't perfect.
dan friesen
Well, at this point, the French election still has not happened.
When we post this, it probably will have.
jordan holmes
And we are podcasting prior to what could be the end of the EU.
dan friesen
And the world.
But we're both firmly on the side of Macron.
As opposed to the alternative.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
I'm not super in his camp, but the alternative is a disaster.
jordan holmes
Agreed.
dan friesen
So anyway, Alex Jones is super into Le Pen, and here is some thoughts about her and her dad.
jordan holmes
Uh, no!
Not her dad!
Her dad's bad!
alex jones
Because Germany's running the EU right now, and the globalists run Germany.
That's absolutely a fact.
And the French know that.
So she destroys...
Backron.
jordan holmes
We're doing the 007?
alex jones
She's the daughter of a World War II hero, paratrooper, and D-Day that won France's highest award and England's highest award and high awards from the United States.
And her dad was demonized for being a French patriot and not letting the Muslims take over.
And it's got to be sweet victory for him to now see his daughter about to be president.
dan friesen
It's got to be sweet victory.
jordan holmes
Sweet, sweet victory.
dan friesen
Sweet victory for Jean-Marie Le Pen.
jordan holmes
Let me ask you a question.
Did he support Vichy France?
dan friesen
Let me tell you a little story.
jordan holmes
I think he might.
dan friesen
This is a tiny piece of his troubled history.
Jean-Marie Le Pen is a fucking monster.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
But listen to this.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
This is from a nice Guardian article.
And this is admittedly a tiny piece of his monstrousness.
Marine Le Pen, who took over the party, the Front National.
jordan holmes
Fascists.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Legally, they are fascists.
dan friesen
She took over the party in 2011 and is running for French president next year.
This article came out a little in the past.
She had led a public relations drive to detoxify the party and move away from its jackbooted imagery and anti-Semitic overtones, which are very real.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
After years...
jordan holmes
She's doing it.
With anti-Semitic undertones.
dan friesen
After years of working alongside her father, in April last year she blasted him for being, quote, in a total spiral of strategy somewhere between scorched earth and political suicide.
He, in turn, attacked his daughter's criticism of his gas chamber comments.
Do you want to know what those were?
Do you want to know what his gas chamber comments were?
jordan holmes
You already said gas chamber comments.
If Marie Le Pen is saying, don't say those gas chamber comments, I don't need to know what those gas chamber comments are, because the worst is they start with, good for gas chambers, and it even gets worse from there.
Like, that's the best case scenario.
He said, gas chambers weren't that bad.
dan friesen
Jean-Marie Le Pen, the former leader of France's far-right Front National, Has once again been convicted of contesting crimes against humanity for saying that gas chambers used to kill Jews in the Holocaust were only a, quote, detail of history.
jordan holmes
There we go.
There it was.
Gas chambers.
Not that bad.
dan friesen
Which is actually...
jordan holmes
No big deal.
dan friesen
Which is actually not as bad as some other people within the Front National.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
Because they are people who say that, like...
There's no way Zyklon B was used there.
That gas chamber shit is a myth.
That sort of stuff.
jordan holmes
Well, he was still...
dan friesen
He was a politician.
jordan holmes
He was still a politician.
He was a monster, but he wasn't going to tell all the truth.
dan friesen
Yeah, he was the head, not some functionary.
If you're a functionary, you can say that shit.
Because you're like, I'm not running, I'm doing data entry here.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
Fuck it.
I'm Jerome Corsi.
dan friesen
Who gives a shit?
He in turn attacked his daughter's criticisms of his gas chamber comments, saying, God, don't ever say those things.
Saying, quote, you're only betrayed by your own.
Then, in an interview the same month with the River Roll, a notorious far-right weekly, Jean-Marie Le Pen defended Philippe Petain.
The leader of France's Nazi collaborationist Vichy regime during the 1940s.
unidentified
Called it.
dan friesen
Who was convicted of treason after the war.
jordan holmes
Called it.
dan friesen
So he's a guy who...
jordan holmes
So called it.
He's a Nazi!
dan friesen
You didn't call it.
You knew that.
But that's just where we were getting to.
jordan holmes
No, I didn't know anything about him other than I knew Marine Le Pen was a fascist.
And I knew her father...
I knew that...
She and her father disagreed, but from everything that I've read about her, it is purely...
dan friesen
No, they don't really disagree.
jordan holmes
It is purely substantive.
Like, whenever she said he has no strategy, that was the thing that I glommed onto.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Because...
dan friesen
Or his strategy is political suicide.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
It's not, I disagree with him.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
It's that he's doing it wrong.
dan friesen
This is unmarketable.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't disagree with advertising to children that smoking is great.
I disagree with how you're advertising to children that smoking is great.
dan friesen
Yeah, make the advertisements more, like, brightly colored.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you need cartoon characters.
Bugs Bunny used to smoke.
Why not do that again?
You know, that kind of thing.
dan friesen
Also, Bugs Bunny used to cross-dress.
jordan holmes
He did.
dan friesen
Trying to push that trans-agenda.
jordan holmes
Globalisms.
dan friesen
So, John Marie Le Pen is a fucking monster of history.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I don't want to take away from whatever, like, military service he has.
I don't know about that.
jordan holmes
Who gives a fuck?
dan friesen
Exactly.
Exactly.
jordan holmes
He's a monster.
dan friesen
It's incidental to the fact that even after the fact, he has publicly and very emphatically supported the Nazis in World War II.
And the Front National is a part of that.
unidentified
He was the leader of that party for a very long time.
jordan holmes
For the entire length of it.
dan friesen
And she is now the leader of it, although recently she stepped down after the first part of the election, the first round.
She stepped down as the front national leader as a PR move because she realized, I can't detoxify this party.
jordan holmes
She has to distance herself from the party.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Even though she still believes every single fucking thing that they believe.
dan friesen
Most of it.
But instead of, like, anti-Semitism, the big front now is anti-Islam stuff.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So, I mean, the flavor has changed, but it's the same dish, basically.
jordan holmes
I'm glad that we know racists can grow and change.
dan friesen
At least they can have some evolution.
So this next clip is just like...
jordan holmes
Who's the next enemy?
dan friesen
After Islam?
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I mean, there won't be one.
We'll all be dead.
jordan holmes
That's a good question.
dan friesen
I think we're just ending it.
jordan holmes
You think so?
dan friesen
I don't know.
Well, this is what I keep thinking about.
This idea that...
jordan holmes
Because there's always going to be another terrorist.
dan friesen
No, but think about this.
This is the thing that I keep coming into.
I listen to Alex Jones every day.
jordan holmes
I know.
I'm so sorry.
dan friesen
Well, the thoughts that range through my head are so varied.
Sometimes it's anger.
Sometimes it's, this guy's an asshole.
Right.
jordan holmes
You've correctly summated this podcast.
dan friesen
One of the things that I keep coming back to, and I really can't figure it out, I've sat down, I've been in the bath, I've been very contemplative, and I've tried to think about what's the positive endgame?
Because the endgame, realistically, is probably a massive war.
Like, if you look at the real world.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But, like, the positive endgame that Alex seems to be pitching against the globalists and all this.
Like, let's say we take the globalists out.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Are we then living in a utopia?
Like, what is the world after the globalists?
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And I don't think he has a coherent vision of it.
jordan holmes
Well, it's...
dan friesen
It's just the free market.
But then if the free market exists...
We're going to end up in the exact same...
jordan holmes
With more globalists.
dan friesen
We're going to end up in the same situation we were in with exploitation, especially of third world countries.
That's an implicit part of capitalism and free capitalism.
unidentified
Well, that's why the GOP can't govern.
dan friesen
Without regulation, you end up with slavery.
That's just how it works.
Even in our own country, within very recent memory, we had child workers in mines.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Because...
Industries weren't regulated.
That's just kind of how it works.
So you get rid of the globalists, and then nations have sovereignty, but I don't know if that really gets us to where we want to be.
jordan holmes
There's no coherent vision for where they want to be.
There's only a vision for how they don't like now.
That's it.
dan friesen
How things were idyllically better in the past.
jordan holmes
The thing that drives me insane about Labor Day is that people never celebrate the fact that thousands of people died for you to work eight hours a week.
dan friesen
It should be a recognition of that.
jordan holmes
There have been so many...
Murders!
Because people wanted to go from 10 hours a day, 6 days a week, to 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.
Thousands of people have died for that.
dan friesen
There were legit riots and murders.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
There were fucking...
Governments were overthrown.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
We've destroyed so many things just so labor has even the slightest bit of control.
And we recognize none of that.
dan friesen
Nope.
And we want to take it away.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
The argument against unions that you hear from people always comes from anecdotal stories of, yeah, I had to get this thing done, and I had to wait a week for this guy because he was in a union.
dan friesen
Right, right.
jordan holmes
And he didn't even work as hard.
dan friesen
These lazy union guys.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
That's always the argument there.
And I told my dad, I was like, yeah, you understand, though, that those guys, Those very same guys fought and died.
And even though you're not in a union, you benefited from that.
You only work eight hours a day.
And he was like, yeah, well, we needed them then.
And I was like, no.
They are always fighting against you.
You just don't know you're always fighting against them.
dan friesen
Well, yeah, that's basically the reality of the world.
The fights happened in the past to create systems where people can survive.
And as time goes on, you forget about the fights, and you forget that the fights led to the current state that we're in, and you start to become complacent, and you're like, why do we fucking need that?
Why do we need that?
It's just bullshit.
unidentified
And then, as is happening now...
dan friesen
It's going to keep happening.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
All that shit's going to get rolled back, and we're going to realize we need to fight again.
And we're like, ah, shit.
We just should have never let it go away.
jordan holmes
Well, the thing is this.
The rich are always fighting against us.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
And we are only fighting against them when we get pushed too far.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
That's it.
Even after the Great Depression and FDR raised their tax rates up to 90%, which no one speaks about.
No one ever says that it was that high.
They're like, no, the rich should be taxed at a progressive tax rate.
Nobody's like, well, after fucking the Great Depression, it was at 90%.
It is never talked about that even from that fucking day, they were already working to undermine that shit.
dan friesen
Of course.
jordan holmes
From day one, they have always been fighting.
dan friesen
And that should always be understood.
jordan holmes
And we thought we won.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
And we don't win because we're not always fighting.
dan friesen
We will be.
It's coming.
But, Jordan, let's have some fun.
jordan holmes
Let's have some fun.
dan friesen
This next clip is fun.
jordan holmes
Okay.
I'm excited now.
dan friesen
It's weird.
jordan holmes
This is the Alex Jones I love!
dan friesen
It's one of the...
When I heard this, I was like, what?
Because it's kind of in response to Stephen Colbert talking about Trump being Putin's butt boy.
Cock holster, that sort of stuff.
jordan holmes
Yes, yes.
dan friesen
It's also sort of in response to these ideas that his anti-Adam Schiff rant was homophobic.
He's kind of parceling all that together.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And this is so fucking weird.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
It's so weird.
And it's...
I just don't know what to say beyond it's weird.
alex jones
Yeah, I mean, if you say that Trump is Putin's butt boy...
It doesn't mean you're bashing gay people.
Universally, it means you serve that person.
You're on bottom is what that means.
And every gay person knows that.
And the media knows that.
And it's all just a cult of beating everybody over the head and turning liberal class people into higher society that we bow down to.
And I don't like it.
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
I'm sick of it.
I don't care if you're homosexual or heterosexual.
You don't sexualize kids and you leave people alone and you don't force people.
I'm sick of gay harassment is basically what it is.
And I don't dislike gay people.
I mean liberal establishment Hollywood gay mafia that a lot of liberals talk about that is just in your face and you've got to bow down to and...
unidentified
You have to bow down to the gay mafia!
jordan holmes
That the liberal establishment is always talking about?
dan friesen
I think he recently just learned about RuPaul's Drag Race or something like that.
There has to be, like, something popped up on his TiVo and he was just like, what is this?
Oh my god.
jordan holmes
Wait a second.
Queer eye for the straight guy?
dan friesen
The straight guy needs no queer eye.
jordan holmes
What is fucking happening?
dan friesen
I don't know.
And we're not nearly done with this.
jordan holmes
What is he talking about?
dan friesen
He's done with gay harassment.
unidentified
What?
From who?
dan friesen
It's so obvious what he's talking about.
jordan holmes
Like, his gay harassment is towards Gavin McGinnis.
dan friesen
Well, like, the term gay harassment harkens into your mind.
jordan holmes
Or home harassment.
dan friesen
Well, what you would think would be legitimate gay harassment is, like, if...
jordan holmes
If I was at a bar and a gay dude came up and grabbed my balls and was like, you like this, right?
And I would go, that's harassment.
dan friesen
If gay dudes treated you like many straight dudes treat women.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
It would be sexual harassment.
It would have nothing to do with your gender.
dan friesen
Right.
You think that that's maybe what he's talking about, but it's not.
What he's talking about is the societal idea that people force you to accept gay shit or whatever.
And he's going to speak more on it, and it's...
Fucking weird.
It's so weird.
I don't understand how someone can feel victimized by someone else's expression of themselves.
But Alex does.
And it's...
Like I said, I don't know how to describe this other than weird.
Because it's not really bigoted.
It is, but that's not...
It's more confusion.
jordan holmes
It's far too confused to be bigoted.
Our connotation of bigoted is...
You know what you're doing.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
And in this situation, he's like somebody who's bi who isn't sure yet.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, I don't want to put that in his mouth.
jordan holmes
I know, I know.
dan friesen
But like, it's...
jordan holmes
I'm just saying that he wants to...
dan friesen
It's 100% definitely more confused than...
Because you nailed it, I think.
In that bigotry, often, there's intent involved.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Well, just like our lie versus stupid argument is always a lie is something you intend to deceive with, and stupid is you're just deceiving because you don't understand.
dan friesen
Right, where this is confusion versus bigotry.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And he's squarely on the side of confusion.
Now, that's not to say he's not a bigot, because he certainly is.
jordan holmes
We've already established and proved that many times over.
dan friesen
But in this clip, what he's expressing is just straight confusion.
And listen to the rest of this.
alex jones
Put up with.
And go along with.
You know, neighborhoods wouldn't want a heterosexual Pride Day with naked men and women humping each other, driving through the middle of neighborhoods.
jordan holmes
Why is that what you think Pride Day is?
alex jones
Anymore than you'd want a homosexual one doing.
dan friesen
I mean, we gotta stop.
jordan holmes
What's that?
What's that?
dan friesen
We gotta stop already.
I've been to, like, I've lived in Chicago for seven years.
I've been to, like, I think five years I've gone to Pride.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And, uh, I mean...
jordan holmes
Have there been...
Naked people fucking each other in the streets?
dan friesen
Never.
jordan holmes
Never.
dan friesen
There's never even been nudity.
jordan holmes
I've even been to the naked bike ride and it hasn't been that new.
dan friesen
But there's never been nudity.
There are shirtless, greased up dudes and stuff, but that's not the entire parade.
jordan holmes
And I would hope if there was a hetero pride day, there would be naked, greased up dudes.
dan friesen
But there's also civic organizations just joining in and celebrating.
It's not all...
We're gay by all means.
And, by the way, this premise of your neighborhood doesn't want this parade in it.
Parades never go through neighborhoods.
The Chicago Gay Pride Parade goes down Halstead Street, which is...
Basically the downtown street of Lakeview.
jordan holmes
Well, I grew up in a very small town.
dan friesen
Addison and Belmont and Halstead.
It's basically just that loop.
I mean, it's a neighborhood in the sense that people live there, but it's a business district, essentially.
It's not a neighborhood in the sense that most people in America think of it, like residential.
jordan holmes
Well, but that's the point, because I grew up in a small town.
dan friesen
You didn't have a pride parade.
jordan holmes
No, we didn't have a pride parade, but we had parades.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And so if you are somebody who grew up in a small town, or who still lives in a small town, and somebody's telling you about pride parade, to you, that doesn't mean what it does to us living in a city where we've experienced this.
dan friesen
Sure.
Much like Alex Jones talking about what college is like.
jordan holmes
Exactly, exactly.
To you, that means...
I saw a marching band with dicks everywhere!
That's what your mental image is.
dan friesen
Your version of a parade is like the high school track field.
jordan holmes
Exactly!
dan friesen
And the band is going around in a circle.
jordan holmes
Right!
So of course with your narrative of what the Pride Parade is, it never connects to what it actually is because you've never experienced it.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's super bizarre.
My only complaints that I've ever had about the Pride Parade is like...
This isn't gay enough.
Like, I've always left the Pride Parade being like, I didn't see a single dick.
jordan holmes
You didn't.
dan friesen
I don't know what's going on here.
I think that a lot of people are co-opting gay identity.
I'm a little bit like, I'm like the stuffy old dude, but I'm not a part of the community.
unidentified
I'm like, nah, it was gayer back when I was a kid.
dan friesen
Like, that kind of thing.
I don't know why, but like...
So to me, this rings...
jordan holmes
The Pride Parade has gotten too mainstream.
Too many people support it.
dan friesen
But like, even...
What was it?
Back in 2015, when the Supreme Court made their ruling about gay marriage the day before Pride in Chicago.
jordan holmes
Yes, I remember that.
dan friesen
And it was such an awesome party.
But even then, it wasn't...
Just people fucking on floats.
Like, it wasn't that.
It was a wonderful celebration and everyone hugging each other.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It was just great.
jordan holmes
It was a, it was, like, not to sound trite, but it was a human pride day.
dan friesen
Totally.
jordan holmes
Where it wasn't about being gay.
It was about accepting everybody.
dan friesen
Now Alex is going to get into other parades.
jordan holmes
I feel like we skipped over the fact that he said, Trump equals butt boy.
dan friesen
Well, we'll actually get back to that.
jordan holmes
But that's all I want to talk about.
dan friesen
Put a pin in that, because it's coming back.
But Alex for now is going to get into more parades that I think are bad examples.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
I mean, normal parades for the VFW or the military or football team or St. Paddy's Day are fun, and you take the kids out.
Why is it...
dan friesen
So, like, every time I've been to the St. Patrick's Day parade, I've seen dicks.
jordan holmes
You know how fun it is for children on the St. Patrick's Day parade?
dan friesen
In Chicago?
jordan holmes
With drunk-ass assholes throwing shit around.
dan friesen
Literally, I've seen dicks every time I've gone.
jordan holmes
So many times, yeah.
dan friesen
Because everyone's just pissing on the street.
unidentified
Yeah!
dan friesen
Now, granted, maybe at the Gay Pride parade people are pissing on the street, too, but every time I've...
I've never seen a dick because everyone has the discretion to go in an alley.
jordan holmes
I have seen...
dan friesen
I've just seen drunk-ass dudes in green throwing up on the street, pissing everywhere.
I don't know, VFW marches or military marches.
jordan holmes
I've seen more sex on St. Patrick's Day.
In a bathroom than I've ever seen on Gay Pride.
dan friesen
Also, what's super cool is if you live in a big city, they have police blotters and blogs that keep track of calls to the police.
And if you look at it, I've actually done some research on this.
I don't have the specific numbers in front of me, but the numbers for the Blackhawks win, when they won the Stanley Cup two years.
Actually, the Cubs...
Winning the World Series was shockingly devoid of tons of crime.
That one was low.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, it's a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
You're not going to commit a crime.
You've got to live it up.
dan friesen
You would have thought that that would lead to tons of crime.
jordan holmes
You know, it's weird.
dan friesen
But the Blackhawk celebrations, St. Patrick's Day, these are consistently, they have way more crimes than gay pride.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
As ever.
jordan holmes
Of course they have.
dan friesen
But that premise is flawed on its face.
Now let's get back to it.
alex jones
Gay parade.
A bunch of naked men swinging their weenies around.
Excuse my French.
And look, dude, just go do it in your bedroom.
jordan holmes
At least say dick if you want to say excuse my French.
alex jones
You go out to dinner with your friends and they keep kissing and French kissing at the dinner table in front of you.
And it's not that you're even upset about it.
It's grandstanding.
It's like get a room.
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
It's one thing if somebody's leaving and, you know, they kiss their girlfriend or their wife or their husband, bye, or, you know, some of that's going on, or somebody just got married, but everybody knows the couples you've gone out with, and they start macking down in front of you and grabbing all over each other, and it's like a show-off thing, and the word is those are the couples that aren't doing anything, you know, in the bedroom.
unidentified
What?
jordan holmes
What the fuck are you talking about?
alex jones
It's the same thing.
You'll just be sitting there in a hotel lobby with your kids and two dudes are grabbing each other's rear ends.
They're all over each other French kissing.
dan friesen
I am so pissed off because at this point my recorder glitched and I lost the next thing that he says.
But he says about these dudes in a hotel lobby grabbing their asses.
They're doing it just to show off for you.
unidentified
I know!
jordan holmes
What?
This has such the ring of like, I just want to have one experience with a dude.
It sounds so much like, these two people.
dan friesen
It definitely sounds like that.
jordan holmes
It sounds very gay.
dan friesen
But let's unpack the logic that he's using.
So, I mean, the parade stuff is in the past.
And so now he's using this idea of you go out with your friends and, you know, this guy...
jordan holmes
Going out to dinner.
dan friesen
A couple, and they're just kissing the whole time.
jordan holmes
You're a third wheel.
dan friesen
That's fucking...
That is rude.
jordan holmes
And you're like, Jesus, I came out to eat dinner with you guys, and you just keep making out at me.
dan friesen
We agree that that's rude.
jordan holmes
It's rude.
dan friesen
Whether it's a guy and a girl, or two guys, or two girls, it's rude.
jordan holmes
Or you name it.
dan friesen
I'm not sure the point he's making.
jordan holmes
I don't think he's making a point.
dan friesen
I think he's trying to track that to gay pride parades.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
In terms of being like, that's the equivalent of thousands of people making out in the street.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Or some shit.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it doesn't work.
jordan holmes
You're a lonely old white man, and all of these people are enjoying themselves at you.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's right.
That's what it is.
jordan holmes
That's what he's arguing.
dan friesen
It's at me.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Now hold on.
This rant isn't done.
I told you my recorder glitched out a tiny bit, and I lost that chunk, but it picked up immediately.
Here's the end of this.
alex jones
You're running around, hopping around, trying to get attention for yourself.
unidentified
And I, for one, am sick of it.
alex jones
And when I say something like, Chiff being a globalist butt boy, The media says I'm being homophobic.
If I wanted to be homophobic, I would say horrible things.
I don't.
I'm a libertarian.
unidentified
What?
alex jones
What my speech is is very clear.
jordan holmes
That doesn't track at all!
alex jones
And by the way, Trump is not Putin's butt boy.
Trump has become the butt boy of John McCain and Lindsey Graham and Congressman Peter Schiff.
dan friesen
Just for fun.
unidentified
Trump!
jordan holmes
Trump!
Has become the butt boy!
Of John McCain?
dan friesen
And just to be clear, his name is Adam Schiff, not Peter Schiff.
You should hire a fact checker.
jordan holmes
I think he was talking about Peter King, maybe?
I don't know.
dan friesen
No, it's obviously because he did that whole rant about Schiff.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I guess he was...
dan friesen
But I fucking love that.
If I wanted to be homophobic, I'd say horrible shit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I'd say horrible shit.
Dude, you nailed it.
You don't need to start now.
You got that shit on...
Just on the back burner.
Come on, man.
dan friesen
The idea of, like, gay people exist in public, and I'm sick of it, that is horrible.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, just that expression.
jordan holmes
If I wanted to be homophobic, I would say all the shit I just said.
dan friesen
So we got two more clips, Jordan.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
The first one is another narrative that he was trying to pitch on the Thursday show that is stupid, and then the last one is one of the most unfortunate...
jordan holmes
He just said...
Trump is the butt boy of John McCain.
dan friesen
And the globalist folks.
jordan holmes
I just want to stop it right there.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And I don't want to take him out of context.
Because within context, he said, Trump is the butt boy of John McCain.
dan friesen
It's going to get worse.
jordan holmes
That's my favorite thing.
dan friesen
It's going to get worse.
jordan holmes
Trump is the butt boy of John McCain.
dan friesen
So here is this clip.
jordan holmes
Why isn't that in the mainstream white papers, huh?
dan friesen
Hold on.
Wait for it, because be a coiled spring.
Okay.
The next clip I play after this one, that's when we can really tee off.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
But this one is another dumbass narrative that he's pitching.
It's about Bill Nye, the science guy.
jordan holmes
Great.
alex jones
Bill Nye, the science guy, edited it out in the second airing of it.
jordan holmes
The science guy.
alex jones
Edited it on your TiVos, you can go in and do this, and on your DVRs, where they said that chromosomes determine the sex.
So that's transphobic to say that chromosomes create sex.
No, it's in your mind, you see.
So it's hurtful to say this is happening.
dan friesen
So here's the thing that's going on there.
He thinks that...
jordan holmes
He's conflating gender identity with genetics.
dan friesen
Gender and sex, basically.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
But at the same time, so did this episode that Bill Nye put out in the 90s.
jordan holmes
Yeah!
dan friesen
Because science evolves.
There was a meme that was starting to go around on the right-wing Reddit about trying to point out that Bill Nye is a hypocrite because he said this then and now he says this.
But if you actually look at...
The quote that they used.
It was not a quote.
They just misquoted the old episode.
And then further, they didn't actually watch the new episode.
Because this is from the Human Sexuality episode of Bill Nye Saves the World.
His new series.
jordan holmes
The new Netflix special.
dan friesen
Science is the process by which we understand nature.
By which we understand our place in the world.
How we all fit in.
We used to think it was pretty straightforward.
X and Y chromosome for males, two X's for females.
But we see more combinations than that in the real life.
And even for people with just two sex chromosomes, hormones can vary widely.
So can anatomy.
That's what makes someone male or female is not so clear-cut.
So even in his new episode he's discussing how science has progressed since the 90s.
Giving you the scientific explanation for why.
Like, even when I was in high school, I understood that there were people sometimes who have three crumbs.
jordan holmes
Right.
unidentified
XXY, and that counts as Z. There are people like that.
dan friesen
Even tribal groups understood intersexed people.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
If you look into Native American understandings of culture, they have seven, eight genders.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
You know, like, all this stuff.
Maybe that wasn't based on science, but you can't punk Bill Nye for this.
jordan holmes
The point being, Bill Nye said one thing in the 90s, and at that time it reflected what he thought, or what the prevailing scientific knowledge at the time was.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
Now, amazingly, over time, that has been revised and revised and revised.
dan friesen
Which is what science is.
jordan holmes
scientific knowledge of the time.
Which is how science works.
dan friesen
That's what the anti-science crowd doesn't understand, is that like, one of the most important pieces of science is a lot of it's up for debate.
Right.
unidentified
And things, like, You do a bunch of experiments and that's how you come up with a theorem.
dan friesen
It's never a hard and fast rule.
Some piece of evidence might show up in the future that changes the experiment.
It might change what you're understanding and then everything gets re-evaluated.
jordan holmes
That's the myth that I get from right-wing people, i.e.
my family, all the time.
Which is that...
If you believed something then and now it's different, that means that you don't believe in anything.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
As opposed to...
dan friesen
Your current belief invalidates your past belief.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
And your past belief invalidates your current belief.
dan friesen
You're a flip-flopper of the highest order.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
Whereas if you are just a physicist, right, then you say force equals mass times acceleration.
And that's true.
But it's true most of the time.
And then Einstein came around and he said E equals MC squared, which is a very...
It's a kind of condensation of that same formula.
It doesn't invalidate the prior force equals mass times acceleration.
dan friesen
It adds to it.
jordan holmes
It adds to it.
So it is not that I don't...
Think that that prior stuff applies.
It's that now it is more specific.
And now it is more accurate.
And that is what science is.
It's striving for more accurate.
Not striving for changing its mind back and forth on this and this and this.
It's that within the available information we have, this is our...
Best summation.
dan friesen
And I'm not a scientist, and I'm not, like, that part of my brain doesn't really work all that well, but I know a lot of people who are of that.
I have some friends who are doctors and what have you.
And all of them, the essence of what they're into is that, like, at any time, everything can change.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And everyone I know who's ever done a study is like, well, we're looking at this.
We're not beholden to the outcome.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And if we're proven wrong, that's even more interesting.
jordan holmes
Right?
dan friesen
So...
jordan holmes
There's nothing better than being proven wrong because then you learn something.
dan friesen
Everybody thinks that science is like really stuffy.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And like, no, it's all about blah, blah, blah, blah.
Equations.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And it's not.
In the same way that logic seems really dry and it's not.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It's...
jordan holmes
Or just that...
dan friesen
There's an art to both things, and they're alive.
They're alive.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
They're not static.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And it's insane.
jordan holmes
But that's insane to somebody who believes that an ideology is static.
dan friesen
No, but that's what's fascinating.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Because we can take Alex Jones' beliefs back to, like, when he was in the 90s, and his beliefs are static.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
About the globalists and what have you.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So his frame of reference for everything has been set.
Since Bill Nye made that first episode.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Now, culture has grown.
Information, knowledge has grown around him.
And his belief that, no, there is a group of evil people who are trying to destroy us all.
They're trying to use this eugenics-based system and all this.
That has never changed.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
So for him, it does look like people are just constantly flip-flopping around.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
And that's stupid.
jordan holmes
It looks like a...
dan friesen
It's a zealotry.
jordan holmes
The climate denier argument is always like, well, you know, in the 70s they said we were cooling.
And now they say we're heating.
dan friesen
Exactly.
jordan holmes
And you're like, no, that's...
You're misrepresenting what they said because you didn't understand it then.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
You dismissed it out of course, and then now it doesn't seem like they're saying the same thing, even though you didn't bother to look into it, because you've already dismissed it.
dan friesen
If you use headlines and buzzwords, it looks like someone is saying the exact opposite thing.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
But if you look at the science...
jordan holmes
If you look at reality, if you look at the math, like, the math is always true.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's so frustrating.
But anyway, throughout this 30-hour...
jordan holmes
And our 30-hour podcast.
dan friesen
Yeah, we've done about 10% of their broadcast.
They have spouted a bunch of bullshit.
And like I said, we don't need to know what Owen Troyer did during this broadcast.
We don't need to know what Lionel did.
jordan holmes
Did Millie Weaver have anything to do?
dan friesen
I don't think so.
jordan holmes
How about Leanne McAdoo?
How about your deepest love?
dan friesen
I don't know.
I don't remember.
I didn't see her.
If she was on, I didn't see her.
jordan holmes
So it was an all-dude telethon.
dan friesen
No, no, there were some ladies.
There were some, like, just weirdo ladies.
He had special guests.
I don't even remember their names.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
I have no idea.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
People in the world of, like, I don't know why I remember his name, but there's a guy named Gerald Salenti.
He's another, like, frequent infamous guest.
jordan holmes
Because you love names like that.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's a good name.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But there were other, like, there were some ladies who came on.
jordan holmes
Uh-huh.
dan friesen
Female Ron Pauls.
What have you.
But we started this episode with that BuzzFeed bullshit.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
And then once we got to the actual Alex Jones' broadcast, he started to spout some misgivings about Trump.
And there were signs in him that he's moving away from Trump.
Now this last clip that I'm going to play, I want this on the record.
Because I think he's going to walk it back.
jordan holmes
Eyebrow raise.
dan friesen
I think he's going to walk this back and pretend he never said this.
But this is my parting shot, and perhaps the most important thing I think he said during that 30-hour broadcast.
alex jones
And so the truth is, Trump is the Johnson holster for the warmongering neocons and Democrats.
Trump is the Johnson holster of the military-industrial complex.
dan friesen
Good luck walking that back.
jordan holmes
What's the Johnson holster?
dan friesen
Like sucking their dicks.
jordan holmes
Oh, he was just using a euphemism.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Johnson is a dick.
So Colbert said cock holster?
dan friesen
Something like that, yeah.
jordan holmes
Something like that.
So he's saying that Trump is the cock holster for the military-industrial complex.
Boy, there's no walking that back, though.
dan friesen
Doesn't seem like it.
jordan holmes
You pretty much said Donald Trump...
dan friesen
Your friend.
jordan holmes
...holds his mouth and anus open in order to be inserted with the peni, the respective penises...
dan friesen
You don't think the military industrial...
jordan holmes
Of the military industrial complex.
dan friesen
You don't think they just have one dick?
jordan holmes
I would assume that they're a team.
dan friesen
So, in context, that cockholster comment, I'd like to put that, I'd like to frame that in juxtaposition of this, something he said, back in February.
alex jones
You know, I've admired Ron Paul and known him and been a friend, I guess, for 20 years.
I've been interviewing him 21 years.
Maybe friends the last 10. But it's not the same as it is with Trump.
Trump is so fire-breathing.
So energetic, so cunning, so real, and he's having results so amazing that it just makes me be endeared to Trump.
I'm ready to die for Trump at this point.
And I'm already ready to die for America.
It's the same feeling I have for America because he is America.
You're America.
jordan holmes
So, fire breathing!
Cunning Trump is getting some cocks in his ass.
dan friesen
I'm ready to die for Trump.
Trump is America.
You dumb, dumb son of a bitch.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
What an idiot.
jordan holmes
That's within...
dan friesen
That was two and a half months ago.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's so stupid.
jordan holmes
They elected Trump.
They're also stupid.
dan friesen
What kind of principles?
jordan holmes
There's no other way to describe it at this point.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
The question is not, will they?
It is, when will people who voted for Trump realize they've been turned into the cockholsters of the military-industrial complex?
dan friesen
It'll just be gradual.
And, you know, Alex Jones is a bellwether.
jordan holmes
It does seem like he's getting there.
He just said, like, that's rough.
unidentified
That has to...
jordan holmes
Do you think this hurts more than losing his kids?
dan friesen
Totally.
jordan holmes
I think it does, right?
I think he could give a shit about losing his kids.
dan friesen
He's definitely spoken with more intensity about this than that.
jordan holmes
I know, right?
dan friesen
But at the same time, at the beginning he was talking about how Trump, because of the globalist influence, he's betraying them.
Trump is the cock holster of the military-industrial complex.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Is him betraying.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He is a hypocrite.
A liar?
And now, I really think what I want my summation to be of this episode, because of the twist of that last clip, he's a bad propagandist.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He's a propagandist, but he is disloyal.
jordan holmes
I think he's hurt.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
I think he's an emotional guy.
dan friesen
That's why you never let feelings get involved.
jordan holmes
You're right.
dan friesen
Like you're a whore.
jordan holmes
This is why Goebbels didn't fucking fuck up.
dan friesen
Like you're a sex worker.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
You don't kiss.
You fuck.
You don't kiss.
And Alex Jones kissed.
jordan holmes
Also, I love the imaginary self-righteousness of it's homophobic to say cock holster.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
But I can say Johnson holster.
That's not homophobic at all.
It's the word, not the intent that's homophobic.
dan friesen
Yeah, they used to put that on t-shirts.
jordan holmes
Yeah, Johnson holster.
I genuinely thought, because he's a guns guy, I genuinely thought, like, oh, that's a very specific type of holster.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
jordan holmes
I didn't realize that he was using a euphemistic term.
dan friesen
The problem with metaphors when you're a Second Amendment guy.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he was too busy being fricked in the B!
dan friesen
Yeah.
So anyway, Alex, you suck.
Your marathon was terrible.
Hiring Mike Cernovich is a mistake.
jordan holmes
It is a big mistake.
dan friesen
Your team sucks.
jordan holmes
I think bailing on Trump is not a mistake.
I think the sooner he does it, the better for him.
dan friesen
I would say he should have done it before now.
jordan holmes
I would say he should have done it two weeks before the election.
If he was as brilliant as he said, capable of seeing the future as well as he can...
dan friesen
I know their framework.
I know their plans.
jordan holmes
He should definitely have bailed on Trump way earlier.
dan friesen
Totally.
Totally.
I think it's a mistake now because he's gone too far.
jordan holmes
You think so?
dan friesen
Yeah.
I mean, you fucking heard him say he'd die for Trump.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
That's insane.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
I would never say that about any politician, even that I loved, that I thought was awesome.
I would never...
I saw you squint there.
unidentified
Maybe...
jordan holmes
Maybe Robert Kennedy?
dan friesen
The only...
Maybe.
jordan holmes
Like, he had a really good run right before he was assassinated.
dan friesen
Of American politicians, maybe RFK.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Other than that, maybe Solon.
And that's it.
Like, from the history of the world, maybe Solon.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And that's just because of his treatment of the hectamaroy.
jordan holmes
What?
Cincinnati's?
He had a good run?
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
He was the guy who...
dan friesen
I don't know if Cincinnati's.
jordan holmes
He ran...
dan friesen
He had great chili, right?
jordan holmes
He had great chili.
And you remember those ads where it was like, Cincinnati's!
And then they...
Yeah, anyways.
dan friesen
Who was he really, though?
jordan holmes
No, he was the famed story of the guy who was a military leader, became a farmer.
Then they were under attack in Athens or whatever.
dan friesen
This has to be Rome.
jordan holmes
Could be Rome.
dan friesen
Cincinnatus is a Latin name, not a Greek.
jordan holmes
Fair enough.
Yeah, but the general gist of the story is guy is former war hero, gets on a farm, the city is under attack, they go to him, they say, we're giving you all of the power.
You do whatever it is that you need to do.
And then the moment he's accomplished his goal, he leaves power.
dan friesen
That's very similar to Solon.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It's very, very similar.
jordan holmes
Very similar.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
The point being, this is not a thing that happens in real life.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
What happens in real life is Caesar.
dan friesen
Well, to be fair, Solon did happen in real life, but...
jordan holmes
Well, technically so did Cincinnatus, according to the history, but to me that has the ring of myth.
That is the ring of Die Hard.
dan friesen
Right.
Die Hard Arcade.
So, Jordan, I think if I want to put a button on this...
jordan holmes
What's your button?
dan friesen
It is...
jordan holmes
The punch button from Die Hard Arcade.
dan friesen
We've made a lot of hay out of this.
We've had some fun.
We've made some laughs.
But the reality is, this is a desperation cash grab on Alex's part.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
This whole thing is...
There's no substance behind it.
It is just, I need money, please give me money.
30 hours of programming.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And outside of the Alex Jones show, all the rest of the programming is unwatchable.
Right.
Utter garbage.
jordan holmes
That's the thing that I've been...
I think if Alex Jones goes, so goes Infowars.
dan friesen
Not if he's bringing in Cernovich, though.
Cernovich is close.
jordan holmes
All right.
I haven't seen Cernovich yet, so we'll withhold judgment until we do our first Cernovich episode.
dan friesen
He still sucks, but he has more juice than Jerome Corsi.
jordan holmes
We'll call it Nirnovich fight.
unidentified
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
We'll call it...
I don't know how to lisp knowledge fight.
It's not going to work.
Anyway.
jordan holmes
There's nothing but a list.
dan friesen
To summate again, fuck this shit.
Alex, you're...
I mean, listen, I want to start a new thing.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I would like to end each of our episodes with a promo.
A wrestling promo.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
Alex, your Fanny and Freddy narrative is absurd.
It's stupid.
You got no leg to stand on.
I'm coming for you.
jordan holmes
Oh, shit!
dan friesen
That's where the wrestling came in.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I was going to say, you were just kind of saying words pretty regularly.
You were like, I don't like this.
That's not a very bombastic wrestling promo right there.
dan friesen
I'm too tired.
We've been doing this for three and a half hours.
unidentified
Have we?
dan friesen
I'm too tired to really come up with a full...
jordan holmes
I'm only getting stronger, baby.
Listen up, Alex Jones.
If you're going to pull this Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac bullshit, throwing things down, let me tell you something.
I'm coming for you, and I'm going to put you into the knowledge fight coffin at the end of the day.
dan friesen
I like that.
That was more nonsensical.
Yeah, that was much better.
Stupid.
jordan holmes
Well, that's not a very fair criticism.
dan friesen
Not you.
Alex, you're stupid.
jordan holmes
Alex, you are stupid.
dan friesen
You're in trouble.
No matter how much money you raise, you're getting sued, and you're gonna lose.
jordan holmes
I think that is the greatest thing about the BuzzFeed article.
dan friesen
You can have a million followers.
You can have 10 million followers, and they can all be giving you money.
But you slandered someone who's a billionaire, and he's not going to let you settle.
jordan holmes
Right.
Well, just like we talked about earlier, the rich are always fighting the war against us.
dan friesen
Well, if he's fighting the war against Alex...
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
I'm okay with that.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
I am, too.
dan friesen
Because Hamdi Ulicaya seems like a fucking...
He's one of us, even though he's a billionaire.
jordan holmes
Yeah, agreed.
I think it is...
I think that BuzzFeed article is right.
In that Alex is that tragic figure of, it is not that someone else is taking Alex down.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
It's that Alex is taking himself down, and he doesn't know how not to.
dan friesen
That's what's fascinating.
If you get to the end of that article, it talks about his divorce and custody case specifically.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And basically it lays out that all he had to do was show up.
jordan holmes
And not say a goddamn word.
dan friesen
Present himself as a good dad, and he would have won the case.
jordan holmes
Yeah, easily.
dan friesen
Because the judge specifically said his job has no bearing on this.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And she did not allow that stuff in court.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
All he had to do was not be a dick, and he couldn't.
jordan holmes
Couldn't do it.
dan friesen
He couldn't do it.
He lost that case for himself, and he's going to keep on losing.
jordan holmes
He has to.
dan friesen
Yeah.
We're watching an archetype of a man laid low.
And it's fascinating because we know he deserves it.
jordan holmes
It's fascinating, it's funny, it's inevitable, and it is the most infuriating thing.
Because it is that idea of, like, can't we just get to the future where you've already lost?
Like, why do we have to put ourselves through it?
Like, Trump is going to lose, he's going to be impeached, something terrible is going to happen to him.
Why can't we just be there already?
Why do we have to wait and watch it?
Because we know.
dan friesen
Well, I think because...
jordan holmes
It happens every fucking time.
dan friesen
Because I think that this goes back to how we've failed in every other test throughout history.
Now is our chance to actually close the door.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Anyway, you can follow us, guys, if you want to.
jordan holmes
If you are still listening!
dan friesen
If you're still listening, tweet...
jordan holmes
At knowledge underscore fight.
Subscribe to us.
Knowledge Fight on iTunes.
dan friesen
Also, if you're still listening at this point, please send us a tweet.
Hashtag RappaportStillLives.
That is our...
jordan holmes
That's just your trick to see if anybody stayed to the end.
dan friesen
That's our symbol.
jordan holmes
That's really all it is, yeah.
dan friesen
If you've made it this far, honorary policy wonk status.
unidentified
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
But also, you can check out our website, knowledgefight.com.
We have a bunch of extra content on there, documentation of Alex Jones' lies, also a biography in progress about him.
jordan holmes
If you'd like to email us, you can email us at knowledgefightatgmail.com.
dan friesen
True, but you cut me off.
jordan holmes
And then you have a new...
dan friesen
You cut me off.
I had a...
We have a really interesting new piece of Alex Jones' biography.
unidentified
Oh, really?
dan friesen
From an episode in 2015 that we're not going to cover.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
It's fucked up.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
That'll be up on the website soon.
jordan holmes
Excellent.
dan friesen
But, you know, hey, guys, if you want to be a policy wonk, donate to the show.
If you want to have us do an episode from history, $10 or more a month, we'll do it, and it'll be shorter than this one.
jordan holmes
This is what happens when you do an episode when I'm not here.
dan friesen
I understand.
jordan holmes
I have to just fucking throw everything at it.
dan friesen
It just so happens, too, that you were gone for an episode and so many weird things have happened in the world since.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
But anyway.
jordan holmes
Which means in four days, the most weird...
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
It just keeps happening.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Guys, this has been...
Fun?
Jordan's been fun?
jordan holmes
It has been amazingly fun.
dan friesen
Thank you all for listening.
We appreciate it so much, and thank you for everyone who's joining up, and we see the numbers skyrocketing, and fucking thank you.
jordan holmes
Thanks to all of the new policy wonks, thanks to all of the upcoming policy wonks, and just so you know.
dan friesen
And a new mission.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Get a celebrity to retweet about our show, and I'll send you a shirt.
You got a shirt if you can get a celebrity.
jordan holmes
It is not going to be a Knowledge Fight Brandon shirt.
It is going to be a shirt Dan has in his closet.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
But also, this is going to create a real debate about what is a celebrity.
And I'm ready to have that conversation.
But please try and get celebrities to retweet our show.
Anyway, Jordan, we're dudes who like to get into it.
jordan holmes
We get into it.
We get into the weeds.
dan friesen
Right.
We're in the mucky mucky.
jordan holmes
We're in the nitty gritty of...
dan friesen
There's a term for that.
jordan holmes
It would be policy.
We're in the nitty gritty of policy.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
But, like, what would the noun be for...
dan friesen
We walks!
jordan holmes
We walks!
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
Export Selection