Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened during the last hour of the March 16th episode and the entire March 17th episode of The Alex Jones Show. Topics include: Which late nite host is a secret patriot? Has Alex ever read an actual article that he discusses on air? Is it actually good that Trump disrespected Merkel? Can Dan and Jordan survive a 3 hour podcast while both kind of sick?
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| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan! | ||
| We're a couple of dudes who like to sit around and drink wine. | ||
| Red wine. | ||
| Specifically red wine. | ||
| Today we're drinking caricature. | ||
| Because Alex Jones is a caricature of a man who cares about anybody else. | ||
| Yep, we are on the nose. | ||
| That's what we like to call this podcast. | ||
| Very much so. | ||
| And today we're going to be taking, as we always do, an adventure through Alex Jones and InfoWars. | ||
| I'm a guy who listens to a ton of InfoWars, and Alex Jones in particular. | ||
| I don't listen to any of it. | ||
| Personally, it's not my thing. | ||
| See, that's why I've got to find all these clips, play them for you, and then we can discuss them to our hearts can tell. | ||
| We are both a little bit unhealthy at the moment. | ||
| Oh, we're dying. | ||
| Two episodes back I said I haven't been sick in like a year. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And I used that as an argument against a vaccine. | ||
| There it was. | ||
| And now I have a pretty bad sore throat. | ||
| I have never had an allergy in my life. | ||
| I have just had an allergic reaction and my eyes are swollen up to twice their size. | ||
| If there's ever proof of the globalists. | ||
| This is it. | ||
| I think we have polonium poisoning. | ||
| I think we might have been poisoned with polonium. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| Roger Stone is everywhere! | ||
| Also, I'm not sure if we covered this on our last show, but I believe since we recorded last, Roger Stone is claiming that he was T-boned in a hit-and-run. | ||
| That's right! | ||
| A second attempt on his life. | ||
| Yeah, and there's ample amounts of evidence that... | ||
| Wait, no, there isn't? | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| There are some sketchy details about this hit-and-run situation. | ||
| Such as the other car. | ||
| It's... | ||
| Whether or not it exists? | ||
| There isn't one. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| There's also an issue of the police report being filed like an hour and a half after the accident was supposed to have taken place. | ||
| I mean, that's not too unusual, is it? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Yeah, who cares? | ||
| All I do know is that I don't believe Roger Stone with his polonium lie. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I'm not sure I believe him on this one. | ||
| Anyway, we always... | ||
| Now, was the car made of polonium? | ||
| See, now this is an interesting theory. | ||
| This is where we go. | ||
| That way we just kill two birds, one stone. | ||
| Everything's one Roger stone. | ||
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All right. | |
| All right, guys, I'm going to get out of here. | ||
| We had a good run on this podcast. | ||
| I think it's time for me to go. | ||
| After that pun, it's time for us to go to an out-of-context drop of Alex Jones. | ||
| But it's just shrunken women with shrunken souls in a shrunken world with shrunken heads. | ||
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I am the anti-shrunken. | |
| Didn't Led Zeppelin have a song about that? | ||
| Yeah, might as well have. | ||
| He's a woodland creature known as the anti-shrunken. | ||
| That was him. | ||
| Just to give some context to that, he was complaining about Angelina Jolie because she cares about humanitarian stuff. | ||
| Yeah, that makes perfect sense. | ||
| He was in the middle of a long rant about how, hey, your daddy's doing some good work. | ||
| He's probably really ashamed of you. | ||
| Oh boy! | ||
| Great! | ||
| Jon Voight? | ||
| I love how we gotta bring in your dad involved in this. | ||
| Well, I mean, they are both celebrities, so it's not like the most insulting or inappropriate thing in the world, but it's like, Jon Voight's a bad dude. | ||
| Especially in the movie Anaconda. | ||
| He's a really bad dude. | ||
| He is very bad. | ||
| He might even be bad enough to take on the president. | ||
| He might be. | ||
| You're obsessed with that. | ||
| So today, what we're going to do, Jordan, first of all, I want to get to an announcement. | ||
| We have a website now. | ||
| We have a website! | ||
| We got a website going. | ||
| It's at knowledgefight.com. | ||
| I know we've joked about this in the past, but it's real now. | ||
| You can go there. | ||
| I have a documentated... | ||
| Documentated? | ||
| You have documentated. | ||
| I've documented a number of Alex Jones' past lies, and the archive will build. | ||
| It'll grow from there. | ||
| We're starting a living biography of Alex Jones. | ||
| Find pieces of his life. | ||
| Which is gonna be the best thing that we've ever done, really. | ||
| Just little snippets of Alex Jones telling his life story. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| None of which is true. | ||
| And none of it'll match up. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| It'll just be crazy. | ||
| But also, you can leave comments on episodes so we can get discussions going with folks. | ||
| I wanna try and build in a discussion board at some point, but that's... | ||
| I don't have the time for that right now. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But for now, you can go in, you can leave comments on episodes, we can argue about stuff, I'd love it. | ||
| But anyway, let's get to the episode. | ||
| Today, We're mostly dealing with Friday, March 17th. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And some fucked up stuff that happens on that show. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| But first, I wanted to play a few clips from the 16th. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| From March 16th, that's Thursday, because Alex said a couple of things that were really stupid. | ||
| Out of character for him. | ||
| But it's worth it. | ||
| Then there's a call-in that needs to be discussed, and then he says something that proves why we're doing this show. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So that's why we're going to start here with a little taste of the 16th. | ||
| He says we don't have enough to do during the day, is what he says, right? | ||
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More or less. | |
| We have too much time on our hands. | ||
| Dan and Jordan are bored! | ||
| What if that was the clip? | ||
| That is exactly how that would go. | ||
| So here's the first clip from the 16th. | ||
| I got a few more clips of the president I want to go to. | ||
| So many great epic speeches. | ||
| You're doing the right thing, getting back on the road, energizing the people's approval ratings, going up, up, up, up, up, up, even in their fake polls. | ||
| No, they're not. | ||
| I want to address that for a second. | ||
| Even their fake polls have them going down. | ||
| Yeah, I pulled up a collection of his current polls. | ||
| We're recording this on Sunday, and the most current numbers show, if you average, what is this, like, 12 of the most recent polls, his net approval is negative 6.6. | ||
| The Gallup poll has his net approval at negative 21. Good. | ||
| 37% approval rating, 58 disapproval. | ||
| The highest that we have in the last... | ||
| Since... | ||
| I mean, all of these polls are basically up from March till current, like the beginning of March till current. | ||
| The highest is a Rasmussen report from the 14th through the 16th. | ||
| That's when the study was done. | ||
| And the approval rating is 48, and the disapproval rating is 52. That's unconscionable. | ||
| That is negative 4. The idea that 48% of this country... | ||
| That's wild. | ||
| That's just... | ||
| How? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Do you not have... | ||
| Jokesters. | ||
| If you are a hermit living behind a giant rock that closes up your cave and you only get out once every four years to vote for the president, yeah, your approval rating of him is going to be great. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Maybe that's who they sampled. | ||
| But if you're alive, let's call it a human being with consciousness and awareness, there's no way you can read any day of the news and be like, I think he's doing a great job. | ||
| You can if you don't believe the news. | ||
| Even if you support what he's doing, though, even if you support this whole Muslim ban and shit, like, there's no way you can look at that and be like, he's doing a good job implementing the Muslim ban. | ||
| This bad thing he wants to do, he's doing a bad job of setting up. | ||
| He's doing a bad job of doing it. | ||
| You can agree with what he wants to do. | ||
| You have to admit, he's doing terrible at it. | ||
| Yeah, I totally agree. | ||
| And just to make Alex's point even worse, the only poll from the month of March that has him with net favorabilities is a USA Today poll, which, come on now. | ||
| They're perfect. | ||
| Yeah, they're the paper that has little cartoony graphs on every front page. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| They have a plus three favorabilities, but still it's only 47% approving. | ||
| God. | ||
| So... | ||
| Again, so many people. | ||
| So many people. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| Can you... | ||
| He's only been president for two months. | ||
| Doesn't this feel like he's been president for our entire lives at this point? | ||
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It does. | |
| It does, because everything changed. | ||
| Every single day is like, how long is this guy going to be the fucking president? | ||
| Probably won't be too much longer now. | ||
| But anyway... | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| And we won't be people for too much longer at this point. | ||
| His numbers are going up, up, up, up, up. | ||
| Uncontrollable. | ||
| For example, you know, 15, 20 points more Democrats. | ||
| He's at 55, 56. That's... | ||
| Perfect sense. | ||
| 65, 70. Whoa! | ||
| That's what they know. | ||
| He had such a landslide. | ||
| It was devastatingly big. | ||
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There's no way. | |
| There's no way. | ||
| There's literally no way. | ||
| No possible way you can... | ||
| The real numbers are 70%. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Unbelievably untrue. | ||
| Just based on statistics, there's no way that's true. | ||
| I don't think there's ever been a president with 70% ever. | ||
| Not once in American history. | ||
| Well, you know, in 2020, he's going to win 97% of the vote. | ||
| We all know this. | ||
| Well, I mean, that could actually be a legitimate number if the gerrymandering goes the way. | ||
| Yeah, that's a good point. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| I told you the polls were fake. | ||
| I told you they fixed the major polling companies. | ||
| But see, our sources didn't want you to know that. | ||
| And by the way, I didn't just have sources in Google. | ||
| Or sources in Facebook, or sources in Bloomberg. | ||
| You know only a select group of billionaires get access to those systems, and I have people that have access to it. | ||
| And so I was just given gestalt numbers. | ||
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Gestalt. | |
| You notice it came true exactly as I said, because we're jacked in. | ||
| I mean, I'm jacked in. | ||
| In fact, most of the time I'm like, I don't even want to know this. | ||
| I shouldn't even know this. | ||
| Don't tell me. | ||
| No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. | ||
| What? | ||
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And it gets weirder and weirder. | |
| Let me tell you what the real upper class is. | ||
| It's people that are dialed into the real info. | ||
| Fair enough. | ||
| That's the real upper class? | ||
| The billionaires have secret numbers that we don't know about. | ||
| Well, I mean, they probably do have secret numbers that we don't know about. | ||
| I kind of agree with him there. | ||
| The billionaires have secret everything that we don't know about. | ||
| I like how he's just casually dropping like, Yeah, you know, I know a lot of billionaires. | ||
| No big deal. | ||
| I know people who have access to the billionaires. | ||
| That's more what he's saying, maybe. | ||
| Not just Facebook. | ||
| Not just Google. | ||
| Although those sources apparently couldn't keep him on the ad roll. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Not just those sources. | ||
| Uh-uh. | ||
| He's got people close to billionaires? | ||
| He has interns at Google, maybe, that he knows that call him on his telephone. | ||
| He has interns at billionaire. | ||
| So here we go. | ||
| We're going to get to this next clip. | ||
| I'm going to cut one where he misrepresents what happened when the parties flipped in the 60s. | ||
| How could you not misrepresent that if you're Alex Jones? | ||
| It's pointless to go over, but here he gets a phone call from a rapper. | ||
| Is it Riff Raff? | ||
| It's not Riff Raff. | ||
| It could be Riff Raff, though, right? | ||
| It's not anyone famous. | ||
| No, of course not. | ||
| But Alex's response to this is amazing. | ||
| Kay in Maryland, then Dustin, Dave, and DC. | ||
| Go ahead, Kay. | ||
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Hey, it's Kay Blaze from Maryland. | |
| I just want to make a comment on the whole MTV and Snoop Dogg thing. | ||
| I'm 33 now. | ||
| I probably wrote my first rap back when I was like 15, and I was inspired by Snoop. | ||
| Not because he was so awesome, but because he said some of the dumbest things that I ever heard in my life in his rap. | ||
| And I was like, if he could say all that stupid stuff, and he's all famous with all this, you know, glam around him. | ||
| But you know, I've talked to a lot of the top rappers, you name it. | ||
| I've talked to a lot of the top rappers. | ||
| You name it. | ||
| You name it. | ||
| He says you name it when he's like, I can't come up with a lie. | ||
| Q-Tip, has he talked to Q-Tip? | ||
| Probably not. | ||
| Well, I mean, we gotta ask, has he talked to Kanye? | ||
| Literally the only rapper who I think would talk to Alex and get along with him is Vinny Pazienza, a.k.a. | ||
| Icon the Verbal Hologram. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| He's the rapper in Jedi Mind Tricks. | ||
| Is he one of the top rappers? | ||
| I feel like he's not. | ||
| I don't think he's the top rapper. | ||
| He's pretty talented, but he also is a little bit of a conspiracy theorist. | ||
| Also a bigot. | ||
| He raps about beating up gay people a lot, which is... | ||
| I wonder what he would talk about if... | ||
| He and Kanye would have an interesting conversation, right? | ||
| They wouldn't have a ship passing in the night. | ||
| They would have an interesting conversation. | ||
| I don't know if they would be having the same conversation with each other. | ||
| I feel like each of them would be waiting patiently to have their own conversation at the other person. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| And I mean, like, if you go through the history, Alex Jones has, by degrees, hated and loved Kanye, depending on what he had most recently said about Trump. | ||
| Which is what we all love about Kanye so much. | ||
| Sure, he's, you know, say what you want about him, he's... | ||
| He's a genius, and he's mercurial, and he's possibly 100% insane. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| So anyway, this call is great, because, I mean, we started off already, and we're still complaining about Snoop Dogg from that video. | ||
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Yep, yep. | |
| Which, I'm not here to defend Snoop Dogg. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| You're fighting a ghost here. | ||
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If... | |
| Actually, do you think he would fight a ghost? | ||
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Alex? | |
| Let's say... | ||
| There's a ghost on Saturday Night Live. | ||
| Let's say if somebody played a Tupac lyric and suddenly Alex is like, I think that one's about me. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| How many days on the show is he going to go off on Tupac? | ||
| Probably six. | ||
| Six days on the show? | ||
| Six at least. | ||
| That's about his attention span. | ||
| Now, on the website, we're going to have to pour through every Tupac lyric and see if we can't vaguely apply something to Alex Jones. | ||
| Oh, man, what was that song? | ||
| That song from Mama? | ||
| That was probably about Alex? | ||
| Oh, the one that's called I Hate Alex Jones from InfoWars? | ||
| Yeah, that was on the Machiavelli album. | ||
| That's a great one. | ||
| Love that track. | ||
| I mean, those famous founders of it. | ||
| On purpose, there's great empowering rap and hip-hop. | ||
| They don't let it get on the charts. | ||
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Oh, well, it's coming. | |
| I've got a new jam I just made called Trump Card, and hopefully I get the video for it made up this week or this weekend. | ||
| I'm just a normal guy with an eight-hour-a-day job cranking it out here for my fan. | ||
| But I woke all the way up once my son was like five months old. | ||
| I started looking into vaccines and all that, and it just blew the top, blew the whole crate of where the rabbit hole was. | ||
| Well, let me say this. | ||
| Your phone's a little distorted. | ||
| Back off of it, but I'm going to give you some time here, Kay. | ||
| Now, I want to say a couple things. | ||
| We've already dropped that we got a new track coming out. | ||
| Hopefully the video's going to be up. | ||
| Trump card. | ||
| That's not going anywhere. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| No. | ||
| Now. | ||
| Alex is about to announce something he wants to do, which would be crazy. | ||
| Oh, please. | ||
| Please tell me. | ||
| In just a moment, just back off the phone, because I want to say this. | ||
| I was talking to Millie Weaver. | ||
| I've talked to Leanne McAdoo about this for years. | ||
| We've never had the crew, the staff. | ||
| Plus, when you start playing people's music, they're great. | ||
| They sign a deal. | ||
| All of a sudden, this happens almost every time the label comes after us, even though we help launch people. | ||
| We're not asking for anything. | ||
| But they think, like, we must be involved because we're helping launch something. | ||
| I have the audience. | ||
| Drudge has an even bigger audience to help launch patriotic country music, hip-hop, rap, rock, everything. | ||
| It's so good. | ||
| People submit it to us, but I just don't have the staff and people to get them to sign forms. | ||
| I mean, here's an example. | ||
| I've had Willie Nelson say, you can play this song. | ||
| I want an InfoWars label. | ||
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Come on. | |
| Drop that. | ||
| Drop it. | ||
| I play it. | ||
| Six months later, my YouTube gets shut down because the record company hits me. | ||
| I gotta go find a contract, have a lawyer call them. | ||
| Record company tells me no way. | ||
| But listen, I want to have a whole hour-long show every day bringing back good music. | ||
| No. | ||
| Not wanting any money on our side to literally launch this to win. | ||
| You are the secret weapon. | ||
| I've heard the best rap, hip-hop, hardcore stuff out there that understands the real paradigm that is so good. | ||
| But then we never have the time to deal with it, contact them, get it on. | ||
| So believe me, I need a few crew members. | ||
| I need the funding to set it up because I want to end up having a one or two hour show every day with talk radio that's like 80% music where we play everything. | ||
| And I think it's going to be a mega hit. | ||
| I just have to get the legal in place because believe me, believe me, I mean, Willie Nelson says, play this new song just for you. | ||
| I don't believe that. | ||
| I don't believe that either. | ||
| But also, please make that show, Alex. | ||
| Play this new song just for you. | ||
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Please. | |
| Willie Nelson begged Alex Jones to play Willie Nelson's new track. | ||
| Please do this show, though, Alex. | ||
| Yeah, no kidding. | ||
| That would be amazing. | ||
| But also... | ||
| There's no chance in hell he gets anywhere near the legal rights to play any music on InfoWars. | ||
| How... | ||
| What legal rights do you need to play this guy's music who's just some weirdo? | ||
| Okay, Blaze? | ||
| No, he's talking about... | ||
| Playing, like, mainstream old... | ||
| Country songs, basically. | ||
| Amarillo by Morning? | ||
| Yeah, basically that country. | ||
| He already plays them his bumper music. | ||
| Yeah, and now he wants two more hours. | ||
| He's playing all the songs he can play. | ||
| Look, it's not going to make... | ||
| He's got five songs that people have grudgingly allowed him to play. | ||
| It's not going to make us money, except for all the Super Male Vitality ads we're going to do. | ||
| It's not going to make us any money. | ||
| This isn't about money. | ||
| We're going to need the funding to do it, though. | ||
| We've got to fund the operation. | ||
| We've got to fund the... | ||
| He needs a few more people on staff. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Leanne Wackadoo doesn't have time to do this. | ||
| No way. | ||
| She's busy! | ||
| She's doing something? | ||
| She's tanning? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Oh, that's mean. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Record company hits me a year later. | ||
| It just happens all the time. | ||
| And so, that's what happens. | ||
| But believe me, sir, absolutely is what we want to do. | ||
| So tell us about your new record, where people can find it online. | ||
| Because I want to find the really good stuff, like Joy Vila. | ||
| Take her from, you know, number 40,000 on the charts to number one. | ||
| Alex is claiming that he did that. | ||
| He didn't. | ||
| He did what? | ||
| He's claiming that he has some responsibility for Joey Vila's success, or her record sales, and he didn't. | ||
| He didn't. | ||
| She came out at the Grammys in that Make America Great dress. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| It became a big meme and it became a big thing and she sold a ton of records. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| After the fact, Alex had her as a guest on the show. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Now he's trying to rewrite history that we featured her and tons of record sales came because of it. | ||
| We can launch careers. | ||
| Now, meanwhile, it's a couple weeks later. | ||
| I haven't heard piss about Joy Vila. | ||
| Yeah, well, why would you? | ||
| Except from Alex Jones. | ||
| Why was she on the Grammys? | ||
| Who is this? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I think she's a Latin star. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Probably in a genre of music that we don't listen to much. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| White supremacy genre. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| I didn't get a dime for that. | ||
| Yeah, you do listen to a lot of things. | ||
| The point is, this is a war. | ||
| I'm looking for the leaders. | ||
| I'm looking for people that have courage. | ||
| I don't care what color you are. | ||
| We're in this together, and this is it. | ||
| And we're going to sink, or we're going to swim together. | ||
| We're going to the stars together, or we're going to blow ourselves up together. | ||
| Doesn't mean we don't have problems, and people hadn't done stuff to each other, or whatever. | ||
| It doesn't matter. | ||
| We're living today. | ||
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Wait. | |
| Where was that going? | ||
| He said, it doesn't matter what color we are. | ||
| We sink or swim together. | ||
| Doesn't matter if we've had problems. | ||
| We don't need to talk about those. | ||
| At this point, Alex Jones very much thinks this guy is black. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| I looked him up. | ||
| K-Blaze isn't black? | ||
| No. | ||
| So Alex Jones assumes that every rapper is black. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That's why he's giving a message of racial unity to this rapper who called in. | ||
| Anyway, hold on. | ||
| Yeah, but he gives most of his message of racial unity to everyone but people who aren't white. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So let's finish up this clip and then I'll explain my research. | ||
| And the enemies of freedom worldwide are against Trump because he's real! | ||
| Make no mistake about that! | ||
| He is not imaginary. | ||
| This is a public service. | ||
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No, laughing and crying, sweating, bleeding, marching, fighting, whatever. | |
| You know, we're in it together. | ||
| We've got to rebuild this culture that's been crushed by all this garbage out here on TV and the media. | ||
| It's nuts. | ||
| But with the album that I just released, it was my first one, even though I've been rapping since I was 15, but I just carved out a linoleum stamp and manually stamped each little envelope and put my album in there, masked it up, and was handing it out. | ||
| Just handing them out. | ||
| Not charging nothing, just trying to get them... | ||
| That's awesome. | ||
| What about digitally putting it out or putting it on YouTube? | ||
| I mean, what's the name of it? | ||
| How do folks find out? | ||
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My YouTube name is Daffy Duck. | |
| Let me say that that... | ||
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That's not... | |
| K-Blaze, otherwise known as Daffy Duck on YouTube. | ||
| That's not a good YouTube name. | ||
| It's very hard to search. | ||
| It's a bad YouTube name. | ||
| There's a lot of Daffy Ducks. | ||
| There's quite... | ||
| I don't know if you know this or not, but... | ||
| He wasn't the first guy to think up that name. | ||
| Certainly wasn't. | ||
| There was maybe a more popular Daffy Duck way back in the day. | ||
| I managed to find him, though. | ||
| Did you? | ||
| He's a white guy with a big bushy beard without chops, without the sideburns. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| He looks really ridiculous. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And on his YouTube channel, he has two videos of himself rapping in what appears to be like a service truck that he drives for a living. | ||
| And they're about 30, 45 seconds long, and they each have 16 hits. | ||
| Okay. | ||
|
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So I waited two days after this episode came out. | |
| To see if more people... | ||
| Nothing. | ||
|
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Nothing. | |
| So the idea that... | ||
| So Alex Jones did not launch this guy's career. | ||
| Did not. | ||
| Aw. | ||
| Is he any good? | ||
| Look, it's hard to tell from a 30-second clip. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He wasn't offensively bad, but it wasn't interesting. | ||
|
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Oh, okay. | |
| So, I don't know. | ||
| Well, you know, it's disappointing any time you can't add K-Blaze to the list of the greatest rappers of all time. | ||
| He's going to be on that music show that Alex launches, though? | ||
| That's true. | ||
| I fucking want that show to happen. | ||
| He will not be on. | ||
| Even if that show does happen, believe me, K-Blaze is not getting a return phone call. | ||
| Let me tell you this. | ||
| What are you going to tell me? | ||
| K-Blaze is a patriot. | ||
| K-Blaze is a patriot? | ||
| We learned that someone else is a patriot on this episode on Thursday, the 16th. | ||
| And I want you to know that this endorsement is going to ring out in the ears of the millennials around the country. | ||
| Okay, we're going to find out somebody else is a patriot. | ||
| Is a secret patriot. | ||
| A secret patriot. | ||
| Will we know the name? | ||
| Oh, yes. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Can I pre-guess? | ||
| Can I pre-guess? | ||
| No, no. | ||
| That might ruin it. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| You would never guess. | ||
| But this is somebody. | ||
| Who is universally respected at the top of his game. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| Absolutely not someone who everyone hates. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Let's just get to it. | ||
| All right. | ||
|
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I mean, you look at it. | |
| Nobody wants what YouTube's force feeding. | ||
| Well, that's why they kicked Jay Leno off of the NBC Tonight Show. | ||
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He was number one for almost 20 years. | |
| They replaced him with Jimmy Fallon. | ||
| And that's because the guy's actually a libertarian patriot. | ||
| He's a great guy. | ||
| He is a great guy. | ||
| Jay Leno. | ||
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Because he went after everyone pretty equally. | |
| Jay Leno openly is an Americana guy. | ||
| Jay Leno. | ||
| And the execs didn't like him. | ||
|
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Jay Leno. | |
| I don't know people that work on the show. | ||
| I don't know people that know Jay. | ||
| I'm going to leave it at that. | ||
| Jay is a patriot. | ||
| Jay's a listener. | ||
| I've been told six years ago. | ||
| Jay's a listener. | ||
| I'm going to stop. | ||
| I mean, hell, Jay plugged me 18 years ago on air. | ||
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Go ahead. | |
| Jay Leno. | ||
| A million cars surrounding him is listening to goddamn InfoWars. | ||
| Would you want to, like, really reach the kids, and you want to be at the tip of the spear, you let them know. | ||
| You gotta drop Jay Leno's name every now and then. | ||
| You want to let them know that this guy who seriously fucked over an icon of our comedy generation. | ||
|
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Yep! | |
| Is a patriot. | ||
| One of the big influences on just about everybody who Jay Leno basically tried to destroy as much as possible. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| So anyway, this last clip is about Mark Dice. | ||
| Jay Leno is a secret patriot. | ||
| Secret patriot. | ||
| Did not see that coming. | ||
| Did not. | ||
| Could you have ever guessed that? | ||
| I would never have guessed that. | ||
| I was going to stick with the music star. | ||
| I was thinking, like, because I could see Justin Bieber being a secret patriot. | ||
| He could totally be a secret patriot. | ||
| Maybe one of those tattoos that he has means something weird. | ||
| Yeah, it's a white power tattoo. | ||
| He's probably got one. | ||
| It's possible. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, Mark Dice is a guest on this episode. | ||
| They have a little conversation about nothing. | ||
| MD Clay. | ||
| But before this, Alex has a conversation where he's trying to amp him up and really give him a pep talk. | ||
| And this, I believe, whenever anyone asks, why do you want to do this show? | ||
| Why is Knowledge Fight something that's important? | ||
| And why am I going crazy trying to do it? | ||
| And who is asking you these questions? | ||
| My therapist. | ||
| Number one. | ||
| And the imaginary voices in your head. | ||
| Those guys. | ||
| A couple people at work. | ||
| But this clip really spells out why I think it's important that we do this. | ||
| And push back a little bit on the bullshit. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I told Paul five, six years ago, you're going to do weekly videos, you're going to come on, you're going to tweet, or I'm going to cut your pay in half. | ||
| And I pay Paul well, he deserves it. | ||
| He said, okay, Alex. | ||
| And I sent him the map. | ||
| He's better than I am on air. | ||
| Let's just admit it. | ||
| At least to many audiences. | ||
| Mark's as good as I am or better in many ways. | ||
| Okay, so I said, Mark, stop trying to have national TV shows. | ||
| You already have them. | ||
| They don't do anything. | ||
| I've done them too. | ||
| Be yourself. | ||
| You will dominate. | ||
| Alex has not done national TV shows. | ||
| Mark! | ||
| Bubby! | ||
| Listen, you don't want the national TV! | ||
| You're too good for them! | ||
| I'm not certain that Mark Dice is at national TV shows either. | ||
| You don't want him! | ||
| You don't want him, kid! | ||
| I'm not sure any of you. | ||
| Baby, stick with me! | ||
| This fictitious history I don't think is real, but then also I love him sort of... | ||
| Complimenting and cucking out Paul Joseph Watson? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Look, Paul is better than I am. | ||
| With some audiences. | ||
| I told him, you don't fucking do anything I don't tell you to do. | ||
| Otherwise, I'm going to cut your goddamn pay in half. | ||
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Paul! | |
| I sent him the flag. | ||
| He always does his videos in front of a giant flag. | ||
| So anyway, here's where it gets worrisome. | ||
| Wait. | ||
| Paul Joseph Watson does all of his videos in front of a giant American flag. | ||
| Not American flag. | ||
| It's a world flag. | ||
| Not flag. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| Map. | ||
| It's just a big world map. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| And he's in front of it and he's just talking, looking like he's going to cry. | ||
| Like, you have an allergic reaction going on with your eyes. | ||
| Looks like him all the time. | ||
| He looks worse. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But anyway, here's where it really sums up my feeling on what the future holds if we're not careful. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I'm not bragging here. | ||
| Now I'm telling Mark. | ||
| Move to Texas. | ||
| Set you up good. | ||
| You can run your own awesome program. | ||
| You can share in the victory. | ||
| We need him. | ||
| Because I don't have the money or crew to set up in San Diego. | ||
| I need the best minds, and Mark Dice is one of them. | ||
| And I decided to go ahead and just say it on air. | ||
| There's total transparency here. | ||
| I can't even get Mark out here, though. | ||
| So I'll find out what you're going to lose, Mark, if you're coming out here in the next few weeks. | ||
| Keep in mind that... | ||
| Wait, what is happening? | ||
| Is he having a... | ||
| Staffing discussion with himself on air right now? | ||
| He's not having it with himself because Mark Dice is silently on Skype. | ||
| So Mark is watching as Alex basically describes his human resources report on Mark? | ||
| This is an employee review on air. | ||
| That's not the part that's troubling to me. | ||
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That's just funny. | |
| That's just hilarious. | ||
| Paul's coming here in a few weeks for two weeks. | ||
| You must come to the mothership. | ||
| I want you here. | ||
| Not to, like, be under my even command. | ||
| You're smart. | ||
| You don't say something you can get sued for. | ||
| The kind of guy I need is like an editor. | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
| That slipped. | ||
| You don't say things you can get sued for. | ||
| Why would you need to be careful about getting sued if you weren't lying all the time? | ||
| You know what I need? | ||
| I need someone who has a real grasp of slander. | ||
| Really knows the fine lines of libel. | ||
| I like somebody who knows exactly where the line is and then where you can cross it without the government finally catching you. | ||
| I hope people aren't... | ||
|
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Wait. | |
| I just said this on air, didn't I? | ||
| Mark! | ||
| Mark! | ||
| Get here now! | ||
| Mark! | ||
| I need a libel Sherpa. | ||
| Basically, he shouldn't be saying stuff like that on air. | ||
| Help me climb the mountain of lies. | ||
| It makes it so transparent that his business is just barely not getting sued. | ||
| Barely not getting sued. | ||
| And if he was telling the truth and he had any documentation of the things he said, he wouldn't have to worry about getting sued. | ||
| If it's the truth and he can prove it, That's not libel or slander. | ||
| Well, I mean, you know, after the whole gawker thing, who knows whether or not you can, you know. | ||
| Okay, if Alex Jones publishes someone's sex tape, then we can talk about that then. | ||
| God, Alex Jones wants to publish somebody's sex tape so bad. | ||
| Oh man, if like a Pelosi sex tape came out. | ||
| Alex Jones kind of wants to publish his sex tape. | ||
| I don't want to see that. | ||
| You know he's got one though, right? | ||
| Probably. | ||
| You know he's got one. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| If you have Alex Jones' sex tape, send it to Peter Thiel. | ||
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I don't give a shit. | |
| I don't want any part of this. | ||
| Sure you don't. | ||
| I want to build a whole other mothership, see? | ||
| I want a big mothership factory. | ||
| Not that I'm in charge of one mothership that can blow that up. | ||
| I want to have a big mothership factory. | ||
| See, but I need somebody that can command a mothership. | ||
| There's only Drudge and Infowars and Breitbart. | ||
| The others aren't even motherships. | ||
| We need motherships. | ||
| We need command, attack, information, warfare, aircraft carriers. | ||
| You understand? | ||
| We need weapons platforms. | ||
| We need leaders. | ||
| I need you to join the info war, Mark Dice. | ||
| You've been a big part of it, but now's the time. | ||
| I know I'm ranting. | ||
| Go ahead. | ||
| So, I mean, what he's saying there, though, if we really break it down, is that we need more... | ||
| He wants a media empire filled with liars. | ||
| We need more propaganda hubs. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We need more people who are really gifted propagandists. | ||
|
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Yeah, absolutely. | |
| And you are really good at this, Mark Dice. | ||
| Please come. | ||
| We'll create another mothership. | ||
| This is the future if we... | ||
| Aren't careful. | ||
| So when he says another mothership, do you think he's trying to... | ||
| Well, I mean, and he's already talked about doing an extra hour show. | ||
| Do you think he wants to turn himself into a 24-hour news... | ||
| Funny you should ask. | ||
| Oh, no! | ||
| I don't have a clip of this, but recently he has been talking about starting to go on air at 5 a.m. and going through to 8 p.m. | ||
| And just broadcasting live on the internet from 5am to 8pm. | ||
| He's like, too much news is breaking. | ||
| We can't cover all this. | ||
| Meanwhile, you've got four hours a day and you don't cover anything. | ||
| So he just wants a daily infomercial to try and sell more shit. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| He wants more time where he can possibly be drawing eyes to it and sell these pills. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And that's not a bad idea. | ||
| It's not. | ||
| I mean, it's not like it's... | ||
| I mean, I don't know. | ||
| What would your overhead cost? | ||
| Why am I thinking about his business strategy here? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Why am I suddenly like, well, I mean, you would only raise your overhead cost by, I would say, probably 40%. | ||
| You could put out 80% more content. | ||
| I think that's a very smart business decision. | ||
| I think he'd raise his overhead a lot more than that, at least in terms of manpower and stuff like that. | ||
| I don't know how the breakdown goes, but please, Alex, start broadcasting at 5 a.m. | ||
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Please. | |
| I would love it. | ||
| Yeah, we want to see your spiral into madness accelerate beyond reason. | ||
| But to be fair, if he did it at 5am, he'd have the first three hours hosted by Paul Joseph Watson. | ||
| Of course! | ||
| London. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| But be that as it may, it's time to get to our main meet. | ||
| Either way, we know that at the end of the first week of him broadcasting from 5 a.m. to 8 p.m., he's wearing a wife beater on screen. | ||
| Undoubtedly. | ||
| We know this is happening. | ||
| His hair is in 30 different directions. | ||
| The banner ad. | ||
| He's shouting racial slurs at cats. | ||
| The banner ad on InfoWars this week has been Alex with his shirt off. | ||
| For Super Male Vitality. | ||
| For real? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So that's great. | ||
| But it's time. | ||
| Not only. | ||
| Am I the founder? | ||
| I'm also a member. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And like there's before and after pictures, his chest just looks hairier. | ||
| That's really all the difference I can tell. | ||
| I could use more chest hair. | ||
| I couldn't. | ||
| You couldn't? | ||
| No. | ||
| Literally could not. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| What if you needed to get stranded on a desert island? | ||
| You need to build a rope. | ||
| Or my radiator goes out. | ||
| Your radiator? | ||
| It's a cold night in Chicago. | ||
| I need more chest hair. | ||
| I was like, how do you fix a radiator with chest hair? | ||
| Is this some sort of YouTube video that I haven't seen? | ||
| It could be. | ||
| It's on Daffy Duck's channel. | ||
| So we've had our amuse-bouche of learning that Jay Leno is a patriot. | ||
| Jay Leno. | ||
| We had our appetizer, which was a lesson in why I think... | ||
| This sort of show is important. | ||
| We have to counter propaganda that is going to spread. | ||
| It's going to only get worse for the foreseeable future. | ||
| And now it's time to get on to our main course, which is the jubilant insanity that happens on Friday, March 17th. | ||
| Now I want to say clearly, a couple of these clips are long. | ||
| We're going to have to play them. | ||
| I couldn't cut them. | ||
| There's no way to cut them. | ||
| So we're going to play them, and we can pause at any time. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Because one of them is like ten minutes long, and one's like eight. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Those are long clips for us. | ||
| But he goes on these tangents that I need to have in context. | ||
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Right. | |
| It would be unfair otherwise. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So anyway, he wants to start off this show by talking about immigrants and also make a little bit of a point about trans people. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| So here it is. | ||
| Judge considers ordering President Trump to double 50,000 refugees. | ||
| A demand by the judge that the federal government air buss in an extra 50,000 immigrants, including many adherents of Islam Sharia law, which says they'll overthrow our law, into American neighborhoods would be an unusual intervention into government roles normalcy. | ||
| That's a nice way of saying it, Breitbart. | ||
| Yeah, thanks, Breitbart. | ||
| You guys are always on the ball there. | ||
| I mean, you're very impartial, very ethical journalism. | ||
| I'm 100% positive none of that made any goddamn sense. | ||
| What was he talking about? | ||
| That a judge was going to order Trump to allow more refugees in? | ||
| A judge was going to order, so he didn't. | ||
| Well, maybe it's like a potential future thing. | ||
| Yeah, but isn't that like we already have a commitment to accept such and such number of refugees? | ||
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Yes, we do. | |
| We already have money going into a program to... | ||
| Patriot such and such number of refugees. | ||
| And there are like UN guidelines for countries depending on their economic ability and population. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And Trump is faithfully executing all of his responsibilities in that regard. | ||
| So we obviously don't need a judge to intervene in any way. | ||
|
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No, no, no. | |
| Because Trump has the people in mind whenever he... | ||
| Is spending all of our money for his wife to hate him. | ||
| Meanwhile, Muhammad Ali's son was detained at an airport again. | ||
| Multiple times! | ||
| Yay, sweet. | ||
| And Kazeer Khan, too. | ||
| Oh, yeah, that's right. | ||
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Yay! | |
| That's awesome. | ||
| This goes on and on and on, and the judges are now issuing executive orders. | ||
| I didn't know they were the executive branch, but I guess that's it. | ||
| It's not called an executive order when a judge does it. | ||
| It's called a judgment. | ||
| Yeah, or a judicial decree. | ||
| A decision in a court case. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Generally, they have something in front of them on their docket, and they decide what the law says about it, which is also what the judicial branch is for. | ||
| That's not an executive order. | ||
| No, it's not. | ||
| It's not. | ||
| Now. | ||
| Nope, there is zero possibility of... | ||
| No, it's not an executive order. | ||
| Even if you wanted to... | ||
| And here's the craziest part. | ||
| You can't even compare it to an executive order because the executive can't overturn it. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Like, the whole point of that is to stop other people from doing unconstitutional shit. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| That's the whole government! | ||
|
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Did none of these people go to a goddamn civics class once? | |
| Not one time! | ||
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Nope. | |
| No checks and balances nonsense! | ||
| Just... | ||
| How did they not know already that it wasn't a dictatorship? | ||
| Did they not know that? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| You're screaming at me and I'm scared. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| I understand why you're worked up, but I don't know how to respond to that. | ||
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I'm sorry. | |
| I'm just like, oh boy, oh boy. | ||
| But the more I talk about it, the more it does make sense because they have consistently pushed the narrative of Obama's a dictator. | ||
| Obama's overreaching. | ||
| Obama's doing all of this stuff. | ||
| So for them to then say that, you know... | ||
| Trump is being caught on all of these things because we don't have a dictatorship. | ||
| That would then force them to realize that Obama was not, in fact, a dictator. | ||
|
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Sure. | |
| And he was operating well within the confines of the law. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Whereas, as long as you think Obama's a dictator who got to do whatever he wanted, you get to assume that Trump gets to do whatever he wanted. | ||
| Well, it's like, what do they call that? | ||
| Like, preparatory rhetoric? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It's this idea of, like... | ||
| Muslims pose a threat to America's way of life. | ||
| When people make that argument, they aren't reflecting the reality currently. | ||
| They're reflecting what they want to respond to later. | ||
| Yeah, I can see that. | ||
| They're preparing people's minds. | ||
| They pose a threat, meaning that there is no threat now. | ||
| But maybe there will be. | ||
| So we might as well be prepared for that. | ||
| It's a way of framing the discussion. | ||
| It's very manipulative. | ||
| But anyway, it couldn't be an executive order anyway because the executive order is named after the executive branch. | ||
| It would be a judicial order, which maybe it is. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| Could just be the law. | ||
| Total lawless rebellion. | ||
| The VA says, we're not hanging up pictures of the president or the VA head. | ||
| Congressman goes there with the proper size picture, hangs it up, they take it down. | ||
| And just say, hey, we run this country. | ||
| You understand? | ||
| Sit down and shut up. | ||
| See, that's, again, that's not how that works. | ||
| No. | ||
| The whole point of this country is because that was how that worked and it didn't go well. | ||
| So now we're not doing how that works. | ||
| Also, that story in question with them not wanting to hang up a Trump picture at the VA. | ||
| Yeah, what was that about? | ||
| It had to do with it not being like, there's like weird bureaucracy and shit that has to go into decorating a VA. | ||
| Or something along those lines. | ||
| Okay, well now I'm on their side on this one. | ||
| Fuck off. | ||
| Bureaucracy on decoration. | ||
| I kind of agree too, but the idea that it was like, we hate Trump, you can't put up his picture, that's not what it was. | ||
| It was like, there's rigmarole we have to go through. | ||
| We need to have four forms, son. | ||
| Well, I mean, think about if you have a spot where a picture of a president's supposed to go and you bring in the wrong sized picture, now your VA looks like shit. | ||
| I'm not saying that... | ||
| I still do not care. | ||
| I don't care either, but it's not what Alex is arguing. | ||
| No, of course it's not what he's arguing. | ||
| Although if it was, that would be a cool VA. | ||
| I would want to go to that VA. | ||
| We agree with him for the wrong reasons. | ||
| As always. | ||
| We want to give ICBM technology to the Chi-Coms? | ||
| We're giving it to them. | ||
| They already have them. | ||
| You want to give atomic weapon production facilities to North Korea? | ||
| We're doing it. | ||
| They already have them. | ||
| Want us to open up Europe's borders, bring in 5 million, 80% military-age men? | ||
| They're allowed to rape, kill, murder whoever they want? | ||
| We're doing it. | ||
| No, I don't think we're doing that one. | ||
| And we're going to teach your five-year-old they're not really a boy, they're a girl. | ||
| We're going to teach your girl they're really a boy. | ||
| And by the way, the atrazine and all the other chemicals in the water in every major study in mammals, amphibians, you name it, shows it creates asexualization. | ||
| Your kid gets confused, wonders why they're a beta. | ||
| Then the school gets involved sexually with your kids and tells them, go to this special class, and they induct them into the new 100 genders. | ||
| It was 50 genders just a year ago. | ||
| And then they say you're against people that are a different gender, or people that identify it as being a dog or a baby or a 50-year-old man says they're a 6-year-old kid so they want to play with your daughter. | ||
| This is mental illness to bring down the society, and they admit it, and there's countless white papers. | ||
| Does it mean I hate somebody? | ||
| That was, you know, there's always been effeminate men and stuff like that in history. | ||
| The statistics, I have numbers here today. | ||
| All about manhood! | ||
| You gotta have a big dick to run the world! | ||
| You gotta have a big dick to run the world! | ||
| Well, like, that idea there that he's spouting is so crazy, because he's like... | ||
| Bro, you know what? | ||
| Here's the best part about this. | ||
| I don't hate anybody for their sexuality. | ||
| There's always been effeminate men, those monsters. | ||
| Which kind of disproves that he knows what he's talking about. | ||
| And then secondarily, you're a beta, and you wonder why you're a beta, and then the school tells you you should be a woman. | ||
| So much of that just washes over me now, where it's like... | ||
| Yeah, no, of course. | ||
| Of course they go to classes. | ||
| Have you ever been to one of these classes? | ||
| No, you haven't been to one of these classes. | ||
| But in these classes, they tell you how to be a girl. | ||
| Right. | ||
| If you're a boy. | ||
| But if you're a beta. | ||
| They teach you how to be a girl. | ||
| If you're a beta. | ||
| Not if you're an alpha. | ||
| Also, if he's right, the number of genders is exploding too fast. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Look, I don't want to be anti-multiplying genders, but 50 to 100 in one year? | ||
| Guys, by next year, there'll be 10 million. | ||
| See? | ||
| Now, it's interesting that you say that. | ||
| This sort of relates to what he's about to say. | ||
| Am I already preparatory rhetoric-ing what he's about to say? | ||
| Not really, but he is going to say something about exponential growth of something. | ||
| All right. | ||
| And right before I cut the clip, he said, I have the statistics. | ||
| So he is talking about that, like, if you dump chemicals into a thing... | ||
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Gay frogs. | |
| Gay frogs. | ||
| He's still talking about gay frogs. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So that means people are gay, then? | ||
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Yep. | |
| Because of pesticides. | ||
| Because of pesticides. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Gotcha. | ||
| But we don't want the Clean Water Act or anything like that coming up the works. | ||
| That would just get more gay frogs? | ||
| No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. | ||
| I don't have an argument, but no, no, no, no, no. | ||
| Too many frogs. | ||
| We don't want to impede business even if it's creating gay frogs. | ||
| And wanting to become opposite sex doubling each year in Sweden, say doctors. | ||
| Hold on, I gotta go back a tiny bit. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| No, it's on me. | ||
| I just want you to know for sure that, you know. | ||
| You've got a chance so long as you keep that platform. | ||
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I am going to run once I'm 35. And stuff like that in history. | |
| The statistics, I have numbers here today. | ||
| The number of children wanting to become opposite sex doubling each year in Sweden, say doctors. | ||
| Within only 15 years, the majority would have switched sexes. | ||
| And then you notice, though, they can't procreate. | ||
| Mission completed. | ||
| That's an exponential growth curve. | ||
| That's so stupid. | ||
| Your kids don't learn how to be successful. | ||
| They learn how to die, how to not have children. | ||
| Meanwhile, they bring in absolute, lawless groups that openly believe and their imams have told them they're here to conquer. | ||
| So that's so stupid. | ||
| Notorious B.I.G. | ||
| did have that album, Learn to Die. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I remember that one really good. | ||
| It was Ready to Die. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| It was Learn to Die. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Well, I mean, Lana Del Rey had an album, Born to Die, also very great. | ||
| Along with Pink. | ||
| I love Lana Del Rey. | ||
| Suck it, Jordan. | ||
| So... | ||
| Here's what's stupid about this. | ||
| Oh, so many things! | ||
| So many things! | ||
| He's quoting a Breitbart article about the rise of transgender identity in Sweden. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And there's no statistics in it. | ||
| There is nothing. | ||
| So who said it was doubling? | ||
| There was a quote from a doctor in Sweden. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Who said, without any statistics, without anything to back it up, she just said that each year the number doubles. | ||
| There's nothing to back that up. | ||
| It's just anecdotal. | ||
| Also, she said that in the last year she's seen 197 individuals. | ||
| Who are trans identifying. | ||
| So out of Sweden's population of way more than 197. | ||
| Certainly way more than 400, so we're safe for next year. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| We got one more year before Sweden falls off the map. | ||
| There's literally... | ||
| So that's a percentage-wise of so minuscule that the fact that it's doubling is less more people are trans so much as more people are... | ||
| Fucking comfortable enough to be who they are. | ||
| Most of the time it's people who are already identifying as these things but hiding it. | ||
| But fucking killing themselves. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| Trying to not be what they are. | ||
| And I believe, if I recall the statistic correctly, it's on the rise in America as well, but it's like 0.1% of the population. | ||
| It's very low. | ||
| It might be almost 1%. | ||
| If it's 197 in Sweden, their population has to be at least like 40 million. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| So that's a percentage of a percentage of a percentage. | ||
| But to be fair, she is a doctor in one town, so she doesn't see everybody. | ||
| No. | ||
| I know that. | ||
| Also, wait. | ||
| She's a doctor in one town? | ||
| In, like, Stockholm or something. | ||
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Oh, okay. | |
| So it's a big town. | ||
| Not like Bjork. | ||
| The point is... | ||
| That's not the name of a town, but it should be. | ||
| Bjork isn't the... | ||
| Bjork is not the name of a town. | ||
| The honorary capital. | ||
| I don't know why that was the first thing that came to my mind. | ||
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I do. | |
| She's Icelandic? | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| That's why. | ||
| But, like, there's no statistics. | ||
| it's just a quote that doesn't have anything to back it up from somebody and he's using this as an argument also there I did in my research I did find that there was an article about how the trans population in America has doubled in the last five years or so. | ||
| So he could just be conflating those two nonsense... | ||
| Well, it's possible, but that number doubling is only based on a very unscientific and vague estimate of about 700,000 trans individuals in 2005. | ||
| Right. | ||
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So that number that has hypothetically doubled is not... | |
| There's no evidence that that's true. | ||
| And that's already a bullshit thing because it's still got that same ring of, like, it's doubled since this previous length of time in the same way that, you know, in Saudi Arabia they're like, yeah, we don't have any gay people here. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So if there was one tomorrow, the population growth of gay people in Saudi Arabia would be, whoa, we're overrun! | ||
| Now let's take another lap around this bullshit Christmas tree and just give you- Is that a Christmas tradition? | ||
| I don't know why that came from my head. | ||
| Because sometimes you ring around the rosy, don't you? | ||
| Yeah, that's not on Christmas, though. | ||
| That's a Mayday thing. | ||
| Oh boy. | ||
| But it's a tree. | ||
| It's a tree. | ||
| It's a pole. | ||
| It's a pole. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| It's the- It's- Look. | ||
| It's a Maypole. | ||
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Fuck. | |
| The pole is the metal version of a tree. | ||
| It symbolizes a tree. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Bada bing, bada boom, Christmas tree. | ||
| So- The other thing that Alex is fucking stupid about, and if he had any understanding of these communities that he talks about, he would know, is that not all trans people are operative. | ||
| Not all of them have surgeries to get sexual reassignment surgery. | ||
| Many of them are still able to have children. | ||
| The idea that once you want to become the other gender, now you can't have kids, is bullshit. | ||
| That's absolute bullshit. | ||
| It's always going to be bullshit. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's something that I don't even want to get into that area. | ||
| The only reason I did is that he legitimately used it. | ||
| I know, but again, that still validates that idea of something about having a womb qualifies you as a woman. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| That's what it always gets back to is... | ||
| You're not wrong. | ||
| Are you a baby factory? | ||
| Is what Alex Jones thinks about. | ||
| Not, are you a woman? | ||
| Are you a person? | ||
| Are you a man with a big dick who can be all kinds of alpha? | ||
| Or are you a baby factory? | ||
| And everybody who doesn't fit into those is a fucking monster to him. | ||
| I am a human. | ||
| I am a procreator. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, he's full of that whole serious... | ||
| Binary idea of reality that's such a fucking bummer. | ||
| You know what else he's full of? | ||
| Shit. | ||
| Shit! | ||
| This next clip that we're going to go into is a string of lies. | ||
| One of them is really fun to debunk, and the others are slightly less fun, but we'll make it through once my phone has the clip loaded. | ||
| Look at this! | ||
| McDouble is the cheapest and most nutritious food in human history. | ||
| So that's the introduction of the premise. | ||
| That is another great isolated drop right there. | ||
| Look at this! | ||
| The McDouble! | ||
| So I want to... | ||
| God, McDonald's should have that on their fucking website tomorrow. | ||
| I would like to use this clip as something of a case study that we will come back to later in the episode of Alex Jones not knowing the stories that he's talking about. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So the introduction is that McDonald's McDouble is the most nutritious and cheapest food in human history. | ||
| So is he more meaning it's the cheapest food with the most nutrition in human history? | ||
| Should I read you the article? | ||
| Of course you should. | ||
| I don't want to read the article, but basically it is a Telegraph article about the co-author of Freakonomics, Stephen Dubner. | ||
| Stephen Dubner. | ||
| Not Levitt. | ||
| He hosted a debate on his blog after a reader suggested that the McDouble packed a better nutritional punch for the penny than is often assumed. | ||
| The double cheeseburger provides 390 calories, 23 grams of protein, half a daily serving, 7% of daily fiber, 19 grams of fat. | ||
| You're reading off promo material now. | ||
| That's what that sounded like. | ||
| Half of your daily serving. | ||
| Right. | ||
| 20% of your daily calcium, all for between $1 and $2. | ||
| Kyle Smith, a New York Post columnist, threw his support behind the McDouble's nutritional value. | ||
| For the average person, it isn't a great option to take a trip to the farmer's market to puzzle over esoteric lefty foodie codes, which is weird. | ||
| I hate those lefty foodie codes. | ||
| Facts are facts. | ||
| Where else but McDonald's can poor people obtain so many calories per dollar? | ||
| Now, that's interesting. | ||
| That is a really good question right there. | ||
| This article goes on to break down the difference between caloric intake and price of junk foods. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And then it's sort of... | ||
| They have it thrown in the face of the argument when Tom Philippot, a campaigning organic farmer from North Carolina, said that there are many more nutritious ways of feeding people cheaply. | ||
| You can get a pound of organic brown rice and a pound of red lentils for about one... | ||
| One pound thirty each. | ||
| A serving of each of these things would be around forty-eight pence. | ||
| So basically he's saying that you could have red lentils and rice. | ||
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Yeah, but also, fuck that guy? | |
| Right. | ||
| So basically, this article... | ||
| Not to jump on the whole anti-organic food bandwagon, that whole thing, but you know what nobody wants to hear? | ||
| If you're going for like, hey, I just want a bag of chips. | ||
| Somebody being like, you know, you could get all the brown rice you want to eat for half that cost. | ||
| And you're like, yeah, well, I didn't get that brown rice for a goddamn reason. | ||
| No one wants to hear that, and no one wants to eat that red lentil shit. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| So anyway, the article starts with the premise of... | ||
| No one but Barbra Streisand. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Is that a reference I don't get? | ||
| I think it's a... | ||
| Didn't she have a musical that she directed called Lentil? | ||
| Oh, that's Yentl. | ||
| Yentl! | ||
| Very close. | ||
| Now I'm feeling quite anti-Semitic. | ||
| I'm so sorry. | ||
| Thank God we're doing an Alex Jones podcast. | ||
| I'm in welcome company. | ||
| So, this article starts with the headline that the McDonald's McDouble is the most nutritious food, hypothetically. | ||
| The lead that it has discusses what the premise of the article is. | ||
| Then it explores the theme, and by the end, it explains that there are comparable other... | ||
| Things that you can eat that have about the same nutritional value. | ||
| For roughly the same cost. | ||
| Which is what articles do. | ||
| Do you mean they point out information? | ||
| Generally, yes. | ||
| That you could use to make informed decisions? | ||
| And if you don't read the article, you don't get the information. | ||
| If you just read the headline, you don't get any of that information. | ||
| It's much like... | ||
| It's much like the McDouble, in that you get a lot of empty calories. | ||
| I was gonna say it's like eating the skin of an orange. | ||
| It's like you're not getting why you're supposed to be eating this. | ||
| It's like eating the skin of a five-year-old boy who is taught to think he's a girl. | ||
| So Alex has not read this article, but he's mad about it, and he talks about it for quite a while and spins it into some conspiracy theories. | ||
| Another theme of this podcast, Alex hasn't read a thing that he's very mad about. | ||
| And Telegraph's reporting. | ||
| That's the press release put out by McDonald's. | ||
| That's right. | ||
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It's the cheapest and most nutritious food in human history. | |
| That's like Al Gore saying he invented the internet. | ||
| He didn't. | ||
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It's not. | |
| I mean, it's a whopper, folks. | ||
| Don't, don't, don't. | ||
| Don't! | ||
| Don't you dare! | ||
| Don't you dare! | ||
| I made one pun! | ||
| Guess who their press secretary is? | ||
| Guess who the head of communications is? | ||
| You wonder where he went? | ||
| The longest running... | ||
| Is it Obama? | ||
| But the longest running press secretary in the Obama administration, Mr. Gibbs! | ||
| Mr. Gibbs! | ||
| Oh, he's the one obviously sending the tweet out about little hands and how Trump's a scumbag. | ||
| Oh, but it was an accident. | ||
| Oh, yeah, sure. | ||
| I don't think anybody's said that that was an accidental tweet. | ||
| No, someone went rogue and did that at the McDonald's. | ||
| Oh, that's right! | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| But then, because he hasn't read this article, he's thinking this is a press release from McDonald's when it's a discussion that was led by the co-author of Freakonomics. | ||
| Yeah, no, it definitely wasn't from McDonald's. | ||
| But because this guy who used to work for Obama is now in PR at McDonald's... | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Let's bring Obama into this. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Let's bring this whole thing in. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| Now watch. | ||
| He tees off on this for quite a while. | ||
| And then eventually... | ||
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How? | |
| How? | ||
| Because he's an idiot. | ||
| And he just rambles. | ||
| But then he starts to read the article, and I think that he realizes, oh, everything I've just said is wrong. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| So he bails. | ||
| Is there a face? | ||
| Did you see a face? | ||
| There was a, like, sort of confused look, but it wasn't obvious. | ||
| Like, as the words coming out of his mouth, he's like, no. | ||
| There have been other times that it's been more obvious. | ||
| He's like, what the fuck? | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| But, like, this one was just, like, based... | ||
| And it plays on audio. | ||
| So, anyway, enjoy this dumb bullshit. | ||
| I don't believe anything out of a known liar that says, oh, we lie to the public about drones and about Obamacare. | ||
| And thank God they're so dumb. | ||
| And MSNBC laughs with him. | ||
| Man, it's so great. | ||
| They're so stupid. | ||
| Mr. Gibbs. | ||
| That's okay. | ||
| Don't criticize them because New York Assemblyman unveils a bill to suppress non-government approved free speech. | ||
| Google. | ||
| To target criticism of Islam and new censorship purge in the United States. | ||
| These aren't true things. | ||
| These are just headlines from, like, Zero Hedge. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Nonsense. | ||
| Don't get bogged down in these. | ||
| It's all just nonsense. | ||
| He gets back to McDonald's in a minute. | ||
| Anything upsetting or offensive to Islam will be banned. | ||
| See, they're bringing something incompatible, the most radical forms of orthodox Wahhabism, where I'm upset a woman doesn't have a hood over her head. | ||
| So the first step is the mayor of Cologne, a big trendy lady, going, Ladies, don't wear short skirts. | ||
| And by the way, we can't have Oktoberfest on the streets. | ||
| The Muslims get mad. | ||
| Gotta go in the beer hall. | ||
| With or without Muslims, we can't drink on the streets in America. | ||
| We can't have open containers. | ||
| Yeah, but do you know when that law came into effect? | ||
| Probably when the Muslims came over. | ||
| The moment the first Muslim came over. | ||
| That's how that happened. | ||
| Or maybe it was because some drunk asshole threw a bottle at a car. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Muslims! | ||
| Do you believe they put up with that? | ||
| That's in the news. | ||
| Do not drink beer on the street. | ||
| The Muslims get mad. | ||
| How about you get in my face and hit me? | ||
| I'm going to fight back. | ||
| But no, the Germans have been taught. | ||
| Roll over. | ||
| Pee on themselves. | ||
| Literally. | ||
| I'm not kidding. | ||
| I'm not kidding. | ||
| It's about total submission. | ||
| They can make you submit to Muslims. | ||
| Outsiders. | ||
| You'll submit to anybody. | ||
| Outsiders. | ||
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Code. | |
| Not white people. | ||
| It's so easy just to drift past something like that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's so bad. | ||
| That was coded white supremacists. | ||
| It's so bad. | ||
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Yep. | |
| A guy 15 years ago would hear all this talk about they're going to make us go under Sharia. | ||
| They bought off the CIA people. | ||
| Islam's going to take over. | ||
| I'm like, oh, ridiculous. | ||
| Sure, there's a lot. | ||
| I'm saying that now. | ||
| How long until we get Sharia law? | ||
| Never? | ||
| Never? | ||
| Do you think never? | ||
| Because I've been told to be afraid of it for nigh on my entire life now. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| It's right around the corner, Sharia. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Sharia's right around the corner. | ||
| It's more of a boogeyman than the... | ||
| Obama, yeah. | ||
| Or Soros. | ||
| Barack Hussein Sharia Obama? | ||
| Malia, his daughter rhymes with Sharia. | ||
| Malia, that's all we need to know. | ||
| That's all we need to know. | ||
| Bad areas with Islam. | ||
| It's out of control. | ||
| We don't need to bomb those areas. | ||
| And stir them up. | ||
| But we were actually bombing them, I was completely right, to put the bad ones in charge. | ||
| And to open up Turkey. | ||
| Oh, and Turkey's in the news saying, we're colonizing you, holy war. | ||
| We've activated our political groups. | ||
| We've got millions of Turks per European city, per European country, millions. | ||
| And we're ready to burn everything down. | ||
| Submit! | ||
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So... | |
| They're not saying that. | ||
| So he's mad at Turkey? | ||
| Who Flynn works for. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah, he's mad at Erdogan. | ||
| That's legitimate. | ||
| We should be mad at Erdogan. | ||
| Sure, he's jailing journalists and professors. | ||
| He's a giant piece of shit. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| But still denying that whole genocide that he did. | ||
| And he faked a coup, much like Roger Stone faked a polonium poisoning. | ||
| Yeah, that's probably pretty evil shit that he just did right there. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| Faked a fucking coup. | ||
| What a... | ||
| That's a solid... | ||
| If you can get away with that move, that's a solid move. | ||
| It's a classic dictator move. | ||
| Classic dictator move. | ||
| But he's saying they have millions of people per European city. | ||
| It's like, okay, you're going to move your entire population? | ||
| There are not that many Turkish people. | ||
| No. | ||
| No. | ||
| Not that many. | ||
| And he's not saying that. | ||
| Yeah, that's right. | ||
| We got bogged down in the reality of math to get into the fact that nobody has said any of that bullshit. | ||
| I promise this does get back to McDonald's. | ||
| That's right, we're still talking about McDonald's. | ||
| I forgot once we got into Turkey that McDonald's is still involved. | ||
| Get ready, because North Korea is also going to come up. | ||
| I thought we were talking about Butterball at this point. | ||
| And Europe is actually announcing capitulation to Islamic domination and terror. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Saw it. | ||
| Unbelievable. | ||
| White pages. | ||
| Yeah, there's Yahoo, AFP, but that's not even strong enough. | ||
| Turkey threatens to send Europe 15,000 refugees a month to dominate them. | ||
| What they said is, this is now a holy war. | ||
| We're activating our forces. | ||
| Submit. | ||
| I wonder if that has anything to do with the people in power saying holy war language. | ||
| I wonder if it has anything to do with Bannon. | ||
| The chief strategist of the president literally saying he foresees a holy war between Christianity and Islam. | ||
| I can't think of any reason. | ||
| No, but again, Erdogan's not saying these things. | ||
| But if he was, we're playing into it. | ||
| And we should not be doing that. | ||
| No, we're playing into a lot of holy war rhetoric by using that holy war rhetoric. | ||
| You and I ain't. | ||
| No, that's true. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| The foreign minister said, but that's okay. | ||
| Robert Gibbs tells us that the McDouble... | ||
| This is the best comedy ever. | ||
| It's the cheapest and most nutritious food in human history. | ||
| If that ain't fake news, I don't know what is. | ||
| Oh, but see, I've been judged by Google and by a Harvard list they're now circulating that I'm fake. | ||
| Google, Harvard list. | ||
| In the middle of him telling a fake story about Robert Gibb being behind this McDonald's story in the Telegraph, he's complaining that people think he's fake news. | ||
| This is insane. | ||
| I don't see a problem here. | ||
| This is through-the-looking-glass shit. | ||
| I don't see an issue. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| It all makes sense to me. | ||
| Everything you've heard me say for 39 minutes is currently happening. | ||
| Most of it's from their own mouths. | ||
| Zero of what he said is currently happening. | ||
| And they know it, and that's why they're scared. | ||
| Was Obama Trump insider Gibbs behind McDonald's anti-Trump tweet? | ||
| He is the chief communications officer. | ||
| Well, we know this. | ||
| He's the one thing behind telling us that McDouble is the cheapest and most nutritious food. | ||
| He's not. | ||
| It's the guy from Freakonomics. | ||
| It's the guy from Freakonomics had a discussion on his website, which you'd know if you'd read the article, which is crazy. | ||
| This is insane. | ||
| Has Mr. Gibb been anywhere near this? | ||
| His fingerprints are nowhere near anything. | ||
| Does Mr. Gibb know any of this is happening? | ||
| He's not even reached for comment in the article. | ||
| So anyway. | ||
| In human history, I can't say that enough. | ||
| Hey, do you hear the most nutritious and inexpensive food? | ||
| It's both. | ||
| In history, is the McDouble. | ||
| Describing the McDonald's double cheeseburger as the cheapest, most nutritious, and bountiful. | ||
| Also, the best comedy ever is probably the original Ghostbusters, not this. | ||
| I think it's the one with the women. | ||
| Food that has ever clogged a colon. | ||
| I'm sorry I didn't say that. | ||
| Describing the McDonald's, their food will not rot under glass. | ||
| Everything else does. | ||
| Describing, describing Kim Jong-un as the most dashing, handsome man. | ||
| They say if it's cloudy, it becomes sunny when he's out, and birds sing, and flowers begin to germinate. | ||
| It's as if he has the very life force. | ||
| Kim Jong-un once took on 17 different men at one time and beat them all up. | ||
| Those are real stories they tell about him. | ||
| Oh, in North Korea. | ||
| Yes, propagandists in North Korea do that. | ||
| Hey, do you know what's crazy? | ||
| Do you remember what happened on the day of Trump's inauguration? | ||
| I don't. | ||
| When it was raining and then the sun came out? | ||
| Oh wait, yeah, I do remember that. | ||
| Do you know what they did? | ||
| They said that it was him. | ||
| It was Providence. | ||
| You goddamn betcha. | ||
| It was God smiling down. | ||
| I'm not gonna lie to you here. | ||
| This pains me. | ||
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But, Alex... | |
| You busted. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| You're as bad as North Korean propagandists. | ||
| He is as bad as North Korean propagandists. | ||
| He doesn't even have any clue. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| His father. | ||
| See, it's just as ridiculous. | ||
| Just as ridiculous about North Korea. | ||
| North Korea has the highest production and highest standard of living and highest education in the world. | ||
| Official North Korean news agency. | ||
| So, is he... | ||
| Is he doing the voice of the North Korean news agency people? | ||
| He's doing the same voice he did when he was talking about the McDouble being the nutritious food. | ||
| Right, the Harvard people and that kind of thing. | ||
| He's implying that liberals believe all this stuff about North Korea and Kim Jong-un, which is not at all true. | ||
| No, I don't think anybody, but I don't even think North Koreans believe half of that shit. | ||
| No, they're forced to. | ||
| Yeah, they're... | ||
| They're beaten if they don't cry when Kim Jong-il died. | ||
| Well, they are also beaten if they speak in any tone other than this one that sounds like a 1940s effeminate British butler. | ||
| To be fair, I enjoy hearing that voice. | ||
| In a drawing room comedy. | ||
| I kind of wish we all spoke like that. | ||
| It would be a very pleasant liberal world. | ||
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This would be a much more interesting podcast if somebody forced us to use this voice. | |
| I am going to kill myself. | ||
| Honestly, with my sore throat, I don't think I can do it. | ||
| Seriously, I want to fucking die the more I talk like that. | ||
| He's going to get right back to McDonald's. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Say that. | ||
| Oh, they also say, here, you can keep your doctor under Obamacare. | ||
| It's free. | ||
| Yep, yep. | ||
| That's the perfect time to bring that in. | ||
| Nailed it. | ||
| You got it. | ||
| Perfect. | ||
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Perfect. | |
| That wasn't unfortunate. | ||
| Slam it home, Alex! | ||
| That was an unfortunate thing that Obama said. | ||
| That turned out not to be true. | ||
| It was... | ||
| I just saw that it was like in 2013, it was PolitiFact's lie of the year! | ||
| Yeah, and the liberal outlets, the mainstream outlets all have also... | ||
| Rightly pilloried him for it. | ||
| Yeah, but I believe that he intended for that to be the case. | ||
| Yeah, he really wanted to. | ||
| It wasn't a lie so much as he couldn't do it. | ||
| He was like... | ||
| I want to make this succeed, and everybody was like, ah, we hate you because you're black. | ||
| I imagine, and now it might be fantasy booking history, but I imagine in a situation where he wasn't up against such a very strong opposition that threatened to shut down the government over his health care bill, I imagine he would have gotten in a you-can-keep-your-doctor piece to the bill. | ||
| Maybe that's not true. | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| The more important point is... | ||
| Yeah, we shouldn't go back and re-litigate the past on that one, because I think we have a time machine moment here just scant months ago that we should probably go after way before we get to the you-can-keep-your-own-doctor time machine. | ||
| The more important point is that... | ||
| Alright, Alex, fair point on that. | ||
| But then he says, we're about to hit a lightning round of lies. | ||
| So the next one he says that I think I accidentally paused too long. | ||
| Can we get a buzzer? | ||
| I'll just isolate that. | ||
| The other thing he says is that Obamacare was going to be free. | ||
| No one ever said that. | ||
| Right. | ||
| No one ever said that. | ||
| No one. | ||
| They did say that there would be tax credits that would help you pay for that stuff, and there has been. | ||
| And eventually it would not necessarily pay for itself, but it would be less... | ||
| Well, it would pay for itself in terms of government stuff. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| They did a good job. | ||
| Not as good as we would like. | ||
| You didn't build it. | ||
| So there was the other one. | ||
| Obama saying that you didn't build your business. | ||
| Right. | ||
| We got one. | ||
| Alex is super mad about that. | ||
| The point that Obama was trying to make in that speech is that we all live in communities. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And you didn't individually build your business. | ||
| You did it within the network and the framework of the community you live in. | ||
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Right. | |
| Or even then, if you did build your business, like, legitimately from the ground up, you built the building. | ||
| You built all of this shit. | ||
| You got your clients. | ||
| Did you build the roads? | ||
| Did you quarry the rocks that you built the building with? | ||
| Did you build the school that you went to that taught you how to do this? | ||
| Did you build all of the... | ||
| Did you build the hospital where you broke your goddamn leg? | ||
| Did you build the neighborhood that provides you with customers? | ||
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Right, right. | |
| Did you build your parents' parents? | ||
| Right, and it sounds like an offensive point when you're like, you didn't build your business, but the reality of it is what he's saying is that everything exists within a complicated framework. | ||
| It's an ecosystem. | ||
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Yes. | |
| That's like saying, you know, it's dumb. | ||
| Obama's right when he said you didn't build your business. | ||
| He doesn't get credit for this one, Alex, in a sense. | ||
| Two doesn't necessarily equal four. | ||
| Two plus two equals five is the next lie, and of course that is classic Orwell shit. | ||
| Very much Obama too. | ||
| But at the same time... | ||
| Obama hated the number four. | ||
| If you look at math, sometimes two plus two does equal five. | ||
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I don't want to get into super complicated math, but I'll give you... | |
| If you're going to get into non-Euclidean geometry... | ||
| Shit's about to get wild. | ||
| This is going to be a very boring podcast. | ||
| I'll give you a very basic example. | ||
| This is something that comes up in taxation and accounting a lot. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| A lot of times you have to round things. | ||
| You have to round things to the nearest integer. | ||
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Right. | |
| And oftentimes... | ||
| Like row, row, row your boat. | ||
| If you have a penny, you can't split the penny. | ||
| But oftentimes... | ||
| But you can leave a penny. | ||
| If a hay penny will do. | ||
| But we don't have hay pennies anymore. | ||
| So if you have something that's like 2.49 cents... | ||
| And you double it. | ||
| That's rounded to two cents when you're adding it up. | ||
| So it's two cents plus two cents. | ||
| And what you'll end up with is 2.49 plus 2.49, which equals 4.98. | ||
| You round that up to five, you now have a nickel. | ||
| So it's two cents plus two cents equals five cents. | ||
| That doesn't happen in math sometimes. | ||
| So what you're saying is that we should abolish the penny. | ||
| I agree with that. | ||
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There we go. | |
| This would solve all of these simple addition problems that we've been having for so many years. | ||
| I understand that the point I'm making is slightly pedantic. | ||
| I was thinking you were getting more into string theory instead of basic arithmetic. | ||
| I can't explain that on this podcast. | ||
| But yes, there are other instances that are way more complicated where numbers take on different characteristics. | ||
| But just in that, in the case of rounding. | ||
| Often two plus two can equal five. | ||
| Fair enough. | ||
| So suck it, Alex. | ||
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You're an idiot. | |
| In the case of rounding, we find against Alex Jones. | ||
| Those are all real statements they made. | ||
| Who's the fake news? | ||
| You. | ||
| They're trying to break your will and condition you to accept it. | ||
| McDouble! | ||
| Here, let's read the London Telegraph article. | ||
| We ought to have articles every day about McDonald's tweets because they're just the biggest load of horse manure. | ||
| One of their most recent tweets is, the Shamrock Shake is back. | ||
| I went to the McDonald's in Austin, and they told me they didn't have it! | ||
| That's just bullshit! | ||
| Horse manure. | ||
| Pure horse manure! | ||
| Horse manure obviously is more nutritious, in my opinion. | ||
| The public say, fake news! | ||
| He claims horse manure is more nutritious. | ||
| I bet it is to plants. | ||
| McDouble is the cheapest, I'm reading, and most nutritious food in human history. | ||
| Here, let me read the British accent. | ||
| I'll be more authoritative. | ||
| Great. | ||
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That's a terrible British accent. | |
| That's not a British accent. | ||
| That might seem fanciful. | ||
| No, it might seem like an outrageous, giant, colossal, biggest lie in history, but I'm sorry, might seem beyond fanciful. | ||
| But according to the author of Freakonomics, it's not as absurd a suggestion as it appears. | ||
| At this point, I think Alex realizes that his whole narrative... | ||
| Maybe they're not confirming that. | ||
| Maybe they're just saying, you might be surprised that it's... | ||
| It packs an amazing caloric punch per dollar. | ||
| But I think at this point he realizes he's about to jump ship. | ||
| He's about to dismount? | ||
| That's right! | ||
| It's actually true! | ||
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The McDowell is the best owner! | |
| It's wonderful! | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| This is a grown-up, right? | ||
| There you go. | ||
| Now let's get to something even more ridiculous. | ||
| And then he just moves on. | ||
| Because he read that Freakonomics part and he realized, oh shit, this article doesn't say what I've just been saying for the last ten minutes. | ||
| So he does, now he does pull the dismount. | ||
| Pretty well. | ||
| Doing that childish character? | ||
| I would give him an 8.7 for distraction. | ||
| It's like in gymnastics whenever the gymnast falls off the balance beam. | ||
| They still get up and do the thing with their arms and they puff the chest out. | ||
| He still did it. | ||
| He committed to it. | ||
| He's still performing. | ||
| The man knows what he's doing. | ||
| So embarrassing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So embarrassing. | ||
| That's pathetic. | ||
| Like, the arc of that clip is McDonald's, I haven't read this article, but I'm going to tee off on it. | ||
| I'm going to claim that it's some Obama guy who's behind it. | ||
| I'm going to weave that into these other fake stories. | ||
| About Muslims invading countries. | ||
| I'm going to... | ||
| Weave that into Obamacare and Obama lying about things. | ||
| Two plus two equals five. | ||
| Also, North Korea pretending that all, like, basically liberals believe North Korean propaganda. | ||
| You busted. | ||
| And then I'm going to actually get around to reading the article. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| That was a real hero's journey we just went on. | ||
| That was Joseph Campbellian. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But then, here's what's great about it. | ||
| So that clip ended with, let's get on to something more ridiculous. | ||
| Yes! | ||
| This next clip is going to start with him saying that, just so I can illustrate, that all of that leads to this. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| And this is yet another one of our little adventures down Alex Jones' bullshit history. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| His personal history or his imagination of what the real history is? | ||
| I think the latter. | ||
| He's going to tell a story that I don't believe is true. | ||
| Or, actually, I'm going to say this. | ||
| Pieces of it could be true, but I'm certain that there is an element of this story that Alex Jones does not know, and he doesn't know that he doesn't know it. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Now let's get to something even more ridiculous, because I've told this story probably a hundred times in 22 years on air. | ||
| I believe that. | ||
| I believe that too. | ||
| Based on how repetitive he is, I guarantee he's told it more than a hundred times. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Though I have never heard it, so it was fresh for me. | ||
| Because it happened about a year. | ||
| It happened about a year. | ||
| Let me just reset there, because this is such a big deal. | ||
| This is so ultra-massive, and it just illustrates everything we're dealing with, okay? | ||
| So, I was about 20 years old. | ||
| And I was staying in a small apartment, working and going to so-called community college. | ||
| It was totally worthless. | ||
| See, I'm digressing. | ||
| I shouldn't even tell that part of the story. | ||
| I want to hear more about that. | ||
| That's the part of the story I want to hear the most about. | ||
| I mean, I shouldn't tell you what color the drapes were in my parents' house or where they had the safe in their bedroom or whatever. | ||
| What? | ||
| Now we know where the safe is. | ||
| Now we know they have a safe in their bedroom! | ||
| Jesus, Alex, you are the worst at this! | ||
| He's the worst at being discreet. | ||
| He's the worst at telling stories. | ||
| I shouldn't tell you this. | ||
| There's nuclear weapons outside of my house. | ||
| They're buried. | ||
| Look, I have sources. | ||
| They wouldn't want me to tell you this. | ||
| But I'll tell you this. | ||
| It's a guy named Greg. | ||
| Obama is killing all of us tomorrow. | ||
| They wouldn't want me to tell you that. | ||
| I just got to tell you that. | ||
| Of course they wouldn't, because it's not true. | ||
| Well, they wouldn't want me to tell you that. | ||
| You know, I tend to digress off, but let me just restart. | ||
| Yes, that's how you solve the digression problem. | ||
| When I was in college, I lived in an apartment, so I didn't keep my firearms in my apartment. | ||
| I kept my parents' house. | ||
| And my parents had a well-known newspaper-slash-magazine editor. | ||
| He's worked at both places. | ||
| He's been a friend of theirs since I was a little kid. | ||
| So, to recap so far. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If you want to steal his parents' safe, just know that when you go in, you can already grab Alex's guns to do so. | ||
| They're in the bedroom, too. | ||
| Don't bring your own guns. | ||
| Make sure that you walk in empty-handed with gloves. | ||
| This is not a BYOG situation. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Just, you can walk in there. | ||
| But to be fair, you'd need a time machine again, because this is back when he was in junior college. | ||
| So, I mean, who knows? | ||
| You don't want to keep guns in a junior college dorm. | ||
| I do agree with that. | ||
| That is true. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| I support him on that. | ||
| And so I go through their living room into their bedroom and I come out with a rifle and a.357 Magnum in a case. | ||
| Can't even see a.357 Magnum. | ||
| And I'm walking out to go deer hunting. | ||
| And he's all the way through the living room in the den slash dining room and he goes, And I hear this, and he goes, is that a gun? | ||
| And I went, yes. | ||
| And he's like, oh! | ||
| He's like scrambling back, and his wife's like, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay. | ||
| And my dad goes, hey, come on, Alex, come in here, show him. | ||
| He's like, no, no, no. | ||
| And he's like, listen, relax. | ||
| You've known Alex all your life. | ||
| He's a good guy. | ||
| I'm a doctor. | ||
| You know, you're a newspaper editor. | ||
| Stop, stop. | ||
| They're like, oh, stop, I'm leaving, you'll do this. | ||
| I'm like walking in with a rifle. | ||
| We're like, look, it's not loaded, everything's okay. | ||
| Oh, what's in there? | ||
| I'm going to leave, I'm going to leave. | ||
| My dad's like, go if you want to. | ||
| Because, you know, he's a big liberal friend of his that he'd known since my mom worked with him in a major newspaper. | ||
| So these people have been around since I was born, okay? | ||
| Been on camping trips with them, all over the country. | ||
| I mean, I've known them well. | ||
| And they're a little bit... | ||
| More informed now today. | ||
| I mean, I haven't seen him in probably six, seven years, but it's crazy. | ||
| But this is the domesticated mindset. | ||
| So, I'm walking out, and my dad goes, no, come back with the.357. | ||
| He unzips it in the black case. | ||
| Don't come back with the.357. | ||
| It's not even loaded. | ||
| See? | ||
| It's no big deal. | ||
| A car is more dangerous than this. | ||
| And he's freaking out. | ||
| He starts panicking. | ||
| He's red-faced. | ||
| We're leaving. | ||
| It's fine. | ||
| Hey, good seeing you. | ||
| I leave. | ||
| They were going to go out to dinner and stuff that night. | ||
| He got so freaked out with his wife, he left and my parents really weren't ever friends with him again. | ||
| So now, I don't believe that story at all. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| There's something else going on and I don't know what it was and neither does Alex. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| There's something in the dynamic between the two couples. | ||
| There's some strain in their friendship that already existed. | ||
| There's no way that some squeamish liberal would be freaked out. | ||
| You have a gun? | ||
| We can't be friends anymore! | ||
| Not a chance. | ||
| Well, that does illustrate something about gun people that they just cannot fathom, which is that don't bring a gun near me. | ||
| Look, I'm not going to be like, whatever Alex Jones is making fun of at any given point in time. | ||
| But I don't want a gun in my face! | ||
| That is simple to me. | ||
| That is something that would make me angry. | ||
| If I come into this to record this and you just have an unmentioned gun sitting around, I'm not going to feel okay with that. | ||
| I'm going to say, hey, could you not have that gun in my face? | ||
| And then if you come up to me and then say, you're a pussy! | ||
| No, look! | ||
| It's not loaded. | ||
| It's not loaded right now. | ||
| Like, no! | ||
| A gun is an implied threat to me, period. | ||
| And it's your right to think that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But then I also think... | ||
| And that would put a strain on our relationship. | ||
| I think that there's another thing... | ||
| I'm sure with therapy we could work past it. | ||
| But that would be a strain. | ||
| It's not going to be couples therapy. | ||
| It's going to be trios therapy. | ||
| You, me, and my gun. | ||
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They charge extra, but it's worth it. | |
| Here's the thing. | ||
| I think that gun people also don't realize that people who don't like guns really aren't that squeamish for the most part. | ||
| They just recognize the danger that's there and they don't want to be involved in it. | ||
| I don't want guns around, period. | ||
| I understand that a lot of people can use them respectfully and responsibly. | ||
| I just don't want them around. | ||
| A lot of my good friends growing up in Missouri had guns. | ||
| I think people in my family have guns. | ||
| I'm fairly certain that both my brother and my dad have guns. | ||
| And I think a lot of very liberal people understand that responsible gun ownership is possible. | ||
| It's prevalent. | ||
| Good God, is it prevalent. | ||
| It is. | ||
| It really is. | ||
| I mean, if it wasn't, everyone would be dead. | ||
| Comparatively, yeah. | ||
| Realistically speaking, we have a shit ton of gun violence, but God, it could be a lot worse. | ||
| It really could be. | ||
| Now, the flip side of that is also liberals understand statistics. | ||
| And a lot of times, no matter how careful you are, accidents can happen. | ||
| So it's best just for our money, we don't want to be around it. | ||
| Much like a baby accidentally shooting another baby. | ||
| Those things do happen. | ||
| So many babies are murderers. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How weird is that? | ||
| Who knew that it was in their cold baby hearts? | ||
| How do you raise a child that has accidentally... | ||
| How do you raise a baby with the knowledge that when it was... | ||
| Say you're seven. | ||
| You gotta move. | ||
| You're seven. | ||
| I mean, you gotta move. | ||
| Your parents sit you down in the living room and they say, listen. | ||
| No way. | ||
| Dan. | ||
| No way. | ||
| Jordan, you're freaking me out. | ||
| I don't want you... | ||
| Look, Dan. | ||
| No, it's not that big a deal, okay? | ||
| And you're like, oh my god, am I adopted? | ||
| And they're like, no. | ||
| You're a murderer. | ||
| You killed your brother. | ||
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No. | |
| You were two years old at the time and you murdered him. | ||
| No, that's something... | ||
| And it's your fault. | ||
| That's the secret you take to the grave. | ||
| That's like your... | ||
| It's in the... | ||
| That's like you're a rape baby or something like that. | ||
| Those are the things you don't tell a child. | ||
| Wish you hadn't said that. | ||
| Well, those are the sort of things that you... | ||
| I know that everyone feels like all information is important for everyone to have. | ||
| No, it's not. | ||
| If you accidentally killed someone else as a baby, you can't tell that baby that. | ||
| You can't tell that baby that. | ||
| No matter what. | ||
| Unless it's somehow in your scrapbook. | ||
| That would be an inopportune picture to take. | ||
| Like, you remember how... | ||
| Listen, we're getting so far off track. | ||
| Sorry, I just had a vision of those childbirth videos that somehow happened where they're like, we're going to videotape the birth! | ||
| And then just a baby coming out with a gun. | ||
| We got it on tape! | ||
| We shoved it up there in the third trimester. | ||
| It's been getting handy with the steel. | ||
| So, I mean, to get back to Alex. | ||
| To get off the topic of baby murder. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He does not understand something about this story, and I'm not sure what it is. | ||
| And so I can't dispute what he's saying, except to say this doesn't pass the smell test. | ||
| No, there's a correlation. | ||
| There isn't a causation there. | ||
| At this point, he pulls out a gun. | ||
| No! | ||
| He does not actually pull out a gun. | ||
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| On the show? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He pulls out a gun? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| What a fucking idiot! | ||
| And then for about 15 minutes... | ||
| This is why they left, because he's always pulling guns out! | ||
| And in about 15 minutes throughout this next 15 minutes, he's putting the laser scope at the camera and shining the light on him. | ||
| He's like, I can't help myself. | ||
| But... | ||
| That's fucking terrifying! | ||
| It is. | ||
| Then, he uses this, as we're about to see as the rest of this clip plays out, he uses it to discuss the story about Sean Hannity pointing a gun at Juan Williams. | ||
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| Which we can address after this clip is done. | ||
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Okay. | |
| So we can hear Alex's take on it and then discuss. | ||
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| So at that point, they'd known him 20 years. | ||
| I was 20 years old then. | ||
| Now, why do I tell you the story? | ||
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| This is what we're dealing with. | ||
| Nancy Pelosi is in a new press conference and doesn't even know where she is, okay? | ||
| She thinks George W. Bush is president. | ||
| We've already established that. | ||
| Just a slip of the tongue, and you're making hay while the sun shines on that. | ||
| That was in one a few weeks ago. | ||
| There's one even worse. | ||
| Maxine Waters again thinks Russia invaded Korea. | ||
| Same clip package you've been hitting on for a month now. | ||
| It's getting stale. | ||
| Let it go. | ||
| The new one, she obviously has dementia. | ||
| She's out of her mind. | ||
| Giggling like an insane person. | ||
| This is who is in control of our country. | ||
| And the reason I raise that is liberals are domesticated people. | ||
| Most of them were abused as children. | ||
| They're scared. | ||
| Really? | ||
| They have no competency. | ||
| Most of us were abused as children? | ||
| They're not confident. | ||
| And that's why they're so afraid of veterans and tough guys and competent folks and just hard working class, middle class people. | ||
| Big dicks, big dicks, big dicks, big dicks. | ||
| I would like to posit something. | ||
| I want to go back to that abuse thing. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I would argue that a lot of people were abused as children. | ||
| Now, generally, liberals are okay talking about it. | ||
| They're okay being open about trauma in their past because they understand that it doesn't make them any less. | ||
| Of a man or a woman to recognize things that were done to them when they were powerless. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Let's get to Juan Williams, which is something I say all the time. | ||
| Let's get to Juan Williams. | ||
| I say that all the time. | ||
| Let's get to Juan Williams! | ||
| Because to them, it's scary to see somebody aggressive and competent. | ||
| I just love being around veterans and special forces people and stuff because they're funny, they're smart, they get stuff done, they got jokes, they got things to do, they're having a good time. | ||
| It's the complete opposite. | ||
| Of the people that are friends with Juan Williams. | ||
| And that's where I'm going next with this. | ||
| Very fake news. | ||
| Juan Williams slaps CNN reporter claiming Sean Hannity pulled a gun on him after an argument. | ||
| Again, very fake news. | ||
| Juan Williams slams CNN report claiming Sean Hannity pulled a gun on him after an argument. | ||
| The truth is that the story that's being reported and what people are shocked about is that... | ||
| Sean Handy pointed a gun at him. | ||
| Yeah, that's bad. | ||
| It wasn't that he pulled the gun on him. | ||
| Even if a gun is unloaded, you're never supposed to point it at the other person. | ||
| That's one of the conversations we have about responsible gun ownership. | ||
| The first part of responsible gun ownership is don't point it at somebody! | ||
| Because do you know what could happen? | ||
| It could accidentally go off! | ||
| It could be loaded! | ||
| You could be a baby! | ||
| Even if it appears unloaded, there could be something in the chamber or something like that. | ||
| It's entirely possible. | ||
| That something fucked up could happen. | ||
| And that's why the number one rule is always point guns at the ground. | ||
| Don't point a gun at a person! | ||
| And his, like, oh, we hate people who are aggressive and competent. | ||
| Stop with the second word. | ||
| Stop. | ||
| We hate people who are aggressive. | ||
| The aggressive is the part we don't like. | ||
| Competent is great. | ||
| Competent is great, but the type of aggressive where you point a gun at somebody is bad! | ||
| The only time I like aggressive is when it's high school football and I can hear those cheerleaders spelling it out. | ||
| B-E. | ||
| Aggressive. | ||
| B-E. | ||
| Aggressive. | ||
| C-O-M-P-T-E-N-T. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| We're not good. | ||
| We're not cheerleaders. | ||
| Wait. | ||
| I just spelled competent wrong, didn't I? | ||
| I think you did. | ||
| But the point is, Alex, what he's harping on is that these news stories were saying that Juan Williams had a gun. | ||
| Pulled on him after an argument. | ||
| And if someone was reporting that, that's unfair. | ||
| I don't think that happened. | ||
| I think the story was just that they were talking and then somehow Hannity was like, check out this gun and pointed it at Juan Williams. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And according to Juan Williams, he was fine with it, which is crazy town. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| That's just bananas down. | ||
| That's his right. | ||
| If he wants to be fine with it, that's fine. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Now, of course, the joke on the internet is that... | ||
| When he said he was fine with it, somebody was pointing a gun at him. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| It turns into the Deep Space Nine Millimeter video. | ||
| That's an LP reference for you cool, cool, run-the-jewels fans. | ||
| Even that reference is too late. | ||
| I should make a company flow reference. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Anyway, the point is, you know. | ||
| Don't point guns at people. | ||
| Don't point guns at people. | ||
| And when you do, expect you should be criticized. | ||
| At the very least. | ||
| Expect somebody to at least be like, hey, don't do that. | ||
| So this next clip I'm going to play, we're not going to actually deal with it at all, because I don't care to. | ||
| But during the show, he had an interview for an hour with a guy named Larry C. Johnson, who's a CIA. | ||
| Ex-CIA guy. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| Is he competent? | ||
| That's what C stands for. | ||
| Is he aggressive? | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| He's Larry Johnson, but don't get it twisted, he is not Grandma Ma. | ||
| Oh, okay, good. | ||
| Not Larry Johnson from the Charlotte Hornets. | ||
|
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Good. | |
| He did not appear on Family Matters. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| But here is Alex Jones' intro to when he's about to bring him onto the show. | ||
| All right, folks, we are very, very honored. | ||
| In the next 20 minutes, we're going to be joined by Larry C. Johnson of NoQuarterUSA.net. | ||
| He went over his award-winning distinguished career at the CIA. | ||
| It would take too long, so I won't do it. | ||
| And he also headed up as Deputy Director in the U.S. State Department's Office of Counterterrorism, Crisis Management, and so much more. | ||
| He also ran intelligence operations into Kuwait. | ||
| In that whole situation, I don't have time to go over it all, obviously. | ||
| He doesn't have time to go over all of it, so I will. | ||
| Yeah, I don't think you want that on your credits list. | ||
| I will go over all of it. | ||
| If you're introducing me at a show, I definitely don't want you talking about a massive failure of mine. | ||
| So, Larry C. Johnson is notable because he went on RT. | ||
| The Russian state news network. | ||
| Great. | ||
| We love it when we get that. | ||
| And he gave an interview where he was talking about how people that he knows within the CIA were ordered to target Trump, which is based on hearsay. | ||
| He has no evidence of it at all. | ||
| It's kind of like something Trump would say. | ||
| Kind of. | ||
| Maybe Trump is his source through some weird Ouroboros of lies. | ||
| So he made these claims, and then Andrew Napolitano... | ||
| The judge and Fox News guy. | ||
| Giant piece of shit. | ||
| He went on Fox News and repeated, essentially, the things that Larry Johnson had said. | ||
| Like a giant piece of shit. | ||
| He claimed that there were more sources of it, but it was basically that the thrust of the argument is that the British intelligence agency, GCHQ, had been the one spying and that there's a quid pro quo thing going, We spy on the British, and the British spy on us, and then we trade information. | ||
| Nobody's happy about that. | ||
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No. | |
| Nobody wants that. | ||
| No. | ||
| I think the problem there is we're spying on everybody. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So anyway, let me get through this. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Sorry. | ||
| I want to fully discredit this man. | ||
| Good. | ||
| So Johnson was the source for Napolitano's claims that he made on Fox News. | ||
| The conspiracy theory was later asserted as fact by President Trump, with him citing Fox News and Napolitano. | ||
| The British intelligence agency in question, GCHQ, responded, stating that the claims were, quote, Nonsense, utterly ridiculous, and should be ignored. | ||
| Fox News later disavowed the statement by Napolitano. | ||
| And, since then, Trump has had to apologize to British intelligence. | ||
| Did he actually apologize? | ||
| Because he didn't. | ||
| He did. | ||
| He did not. | ||
| Well, Spicer did. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
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Right. | |
| But that counts. | ||
| No, it doesn't. | ||
| Because here's the other thing. | ||
| The reports are that... | ||
| Trump had to have Spicer do that, but he has basically said to his staff, we want to keep pushing that narrative, we just don't want it to be official. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| Trump still wants that to be the thing that people talk about, rather than the fact that he's made up bullshit, and he's using it as a distraction from the fact that he's full of shit. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And he's... | ||
| Doing shit! | ||
| Let's not get distracted from Larry Johnson, because... | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| That could just be a mistake. | ||
| That could just be a thing where he's like, you know, I got the shit wrong. | ||
| Alright, fine. | ||
| Trump would never, ever, ever say that. | ||
| According to the New York Times, Johnson is, quote, best known for spreading a hoax in 2008 that Michelle Obama had been videotaped using a slur against Caucasians. | ||
| In 2008, Johnson emerged as a strong critic of Barack Obama. | ||
| His blog, No Quarter USA, often criticized Obama's qualifications to be president. | ||
| On May 16, 2008, Johnson posted an item entitled, Will Barack Throw Mama from the Train?, which alleged that a tape existed of Michelle Obama rallying against Whitey at Jeremiah Wright's church. | ||
| Johnson claimed that Republicans were in possession of the tape and, quote, it's being held for the fall to drop at the appropriate time. | ||
| In a subsequent post, Johnson claimed that Obama's appearance had occurred when she was on a panel with Louis Farrakhan. | ||
| He also explained that he himself had not seen the tape, but had spoken with quote, five separate sources who have spoken directly with people who have seen the tape. | ||
| So we're on, what? | ||
| Third layer. | ||
| Third layer there. | ||
| This is a bad CIA operative. | ||
| This is a bad CIA operative. | ||
| This is real bad work. | ||
| You should not, if you're a CIA operative, you should have first-hand sources. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Hopefully. | ||
| The Obama campaign's Fight the Smears website denied the rumor, saying no such tape exists. | ||
| Michelle Obama has not spoken from the pulpit at Trinity and has never used that word. | ||
| Which word? | ||
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Whitey. | |
| Whitey? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| She's used that word. | ||
| Fuck, I use that word every... | ||
| I was just thinking about what racial slurs she could have. | ||
| Cracker? | ||
| Honky? | ||
| Maybe goofing around. | ||
| Whitey? | ||
| Dude, I would call... | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| I would love Michelle even more if she went on TV and was like, I am sick of all these honkies talking shit about Barack. | ||
| I would love her for that. | ||
| My main man, Hussein. | ||
| I would love her for that. | ||
| Would you like a coda to this story? | ||
| Yes, please. | ||
| No tape was ever released, nor has any other evidence emerged of Michelle Obama using the word Whitey. | ||
| On October 21st, 2008, Johnson said that, according to one of his sources, the McCain campaign intervened and requested the tape not be used. | ||
| That is convenient. | ||
| That is convenient stuff. | ||
| Yeah, sure. | ||
| It really would have torpedoed them if that had gotten out. | ||
| Now, that's bad. | ||
| That is bad. | ||
| That's some big League Lion right there. | ||
| This one's worse. | ||
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Ooh! | |
| In 2013, Larry Johnson falsely accused John Kerry of war crimes in Vietnam. | ||
| Oh no! | ||
| He's that fucker? | ||
| He's one of the Swift Boat people. | ||
| Fuck him! | ||
| Alleging that Kerry had, quote, raped some poor Vietnamese woman. | ||
| To support his claim, Johnson used a YouTube video that contained audio clips from a 1971 debate on the Dick Cavett show between John Kerry and John O 'Neill. | ||
| The original interview audio was altered to piece together words that Kerry spoke at different times during the debate. | ||
| No fucking way. | ||
| Falsely making it sad as if he said, quote, I personally raped for pleasure. | ||
| What? | ||
| When the falsehood was exposed by a reader of Johnson's blog, Johnson deleted the article without apology. | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| What a dick! | ||
| That is such bullshit! | ||
| These are the kind of hosts that Alex likes to have on his show. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| When you talk about fake news, that's what it is. | ||
| Yeah, cutting and pasting words to make a sentence is... | ||
| Now, to be fair, he didn't... | ||
| We can't prove, or even do I think, that he did the cutting and pasting, but he fell for this obvious hoax video. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Now, he did clearly make up the stuff about Michelle Obama. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| But the damage is way worse. | ||
| For the stuff you said about John Kerry. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| To literally accuse someone of war crimes and raping Vietnamese women for pleasure, that's abomination. | ||
| It is. | ||
| It is perhaps the worst act of defamation one person can commit. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And it should preclude you from ever being allowed to be a guest on people's shows when you make prognosticating statements. | ||
| But no, Alex has him on for a fucking hour. | ||
| Great. | ||
| I'm sure he's got wonderful things that we love to hear. | ||
| Yeah, we don't. | ||
| We don't need to hear it. | ||
| It's all stupid. | ||
| Anyway, Alex goes on from there to say some more things about Kim Jong-un. | ||
| Look at Kim Jong-un in that photo. | ||
| Oh, look at him. | ||
| The arrogance, the fake confidence. | ||
| What is it about wimps that sit there and act like... | ||
| And look at the brainwashed slaves behind him who think he's God. | ||
| They literally think he's a rock star. | ||
| He's a big dick! | ||
| It's like folks who think movie stars are cool. | ||
| Folks do think movie stars are cool. | ||
| The North too, they are forced. | ||
| The North Korean people don't have a choice. | ||
| They are forced. | ||
| If you don't, you go to a labor camp. | ||
| Do you want to go to a labor camp, Dan? | ||
| I don't. | ||
| Then if Kim Jong-un walks by, you'd best think he's a rock star. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And I don't like the idea that he's making the argument, first of all, that people are choosing to do this. | ||
| And then second, that it is the... | ||
| Only possible outcome of socialism or communism. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That's bizarre. | ||
| But be that as it may, he very, very inappropriately weaves it into our American politics system. | ||
| Just because they're in movies. | ||
| If he loves money's music, that's great, but there's just this worship for no reason. | ||
| Look at the cult-like crying like Democrats when they found out Hillary lost. | ||
| Just look at how they worshipped Hillary. | ||
| Another slug. | ||
| I don't think that's why we were super sad. | ||
| This is slavery. | ||
| This is pathetic. | ||
| This is mindlessness. | ||
| You don't hunt any birds, any lizards, anything in North Korea. | ||
| Everything's been eaten. | ||
| Whoa! | ||
| I love that. | ||
| Everything's been eaten in North Korea? | ||
| It's again back to that... | ||
| No wildlife at all! | ||
| It's again back to that... | ||
| It's a barren, nightmarish hellscape with no food. | ||
| It's like the book The Road. | ||
| Every communist country that he references, it's like every pet has been eaten and shit like that. | ||
| We referenced this on a past episode. | ||
| He was talking about how in Venezuela, everyone's eaten all the zoo animals. | ||
| Yeah, that's right. | ||
| I did some research into that, actually, after we recorded. | ||
| I should have done it before we recorded. | ||
| But the reality is... | ||
| Like you don't do enough research. | ||
| I do too much. | ||
| But the reality is that there's one city where they had repeated break-ins and there were just people who were eating the animals there. | ||
| It wasn't like a widespread everywhere around the country. | ||
| Everyone's eating the animals! | ||
| It was just clearly one group in this city kept breaking in and like stealing a pig. | ||
| Or they'd steal a horse. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| That was what was going on. | ||
| I see... | ||
| Granted, the food situation is bad. | ||
| No matter what happens, if you say somebody broke into a zoo to eat animals, I am just imagining somebody like Wile E. Coyote with fucking saliva dripping from their mouths going like, Oh, I want to eat that elephant. | ||
| I want to eat that elephant so bad. | ||
| The way this story made it sound, it sounded like they broke in, they found a horse. | ||
| And then they barbecued it at the zoo. | ||
| So, like, I'm not entirely sure what all of the details are. | ||
| A zebra walks by and has a camera take, like, what? | ||
| There's a zebra with a phone. | ||
| He's like, world star, world star. | ||
| What kind of zoo has a horse? | ||
| You know what? | ||
| That's a great point. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| That's me living in a first world life where our zoos have fucking llamas. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And lemmings and lemurs. | ||
| I have run out of lions. | ||
| Gibbon? | ||
| Nope. | ||
| All of my zoo animals start with L. A gibbon is one of the greatest animals of all time because it's a monkey that is capable of breakiation. | ||
| To the listeners, Dan is... | ||
| Pantomiming breakiation. | ||
| Pantomiming. | ||
| That's that thing where apes are able to swing limb from limb through tree branches. | ||
| Monkeys aren't able to do that. | ||
| It's something that only apes are able to do. | ||
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Okay. | |
| But a gibbon is a monkey that is able to do it, which is really cool. | ||
| That is really cool. | ||
| Anyway, this has been another edition of Things I Remember from College! | ||
| Another new segment of ours. | ||
| So, I'm glad we could have some fun there, because this next clip is not. | ||
| Great. | ||
| This is a clip where Alex Jones explains what is going to happen in North Korea. | ||
| Oh no! | ||
| I don't think he knows. | ||
| He is really, really out of shape about that. | ||
| Well, in general, but also he's bent out of shape. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Low blow. | ||
| I think that my slight cold that I've got going on now is making me a little weird. | ||
| So if I'm a little off this episode, I apologize. | ||
| If we're a little bit on the low blow side, if we're playing some Bush League baseball here, we're both slightly punchy. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| But this is... | ||
| He's just gotten done talking about how North Korea has got to be taken care of and Rex Tillerson is fucking awesome because he recognizes that. | ||
| Oh, that fucking pile of shit. | ||
| And then now I'm going to... | ||
| This is a bit of a longer clip, but we've got to let it play for a little while before we interrupt it because he's going to get into a nightmarish scenario that he seems pretty cool with. | ||
| If Rex Tillerson was in It's a Wonderful Life, God, we would all just watch him die. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| And it would be amazing. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Rex Tillerson is the banker that everybody should fucking... | ||
| I hate him so much. | ||
| He's the worst. | ||
| He's a fucking garbage human being. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Let me, from a military history, tell you how this will go. | ||
| Also, Alex Jones is a military historian. | ||
| Yeah, we knew that. | ||
| If it kicks off. | ||
| It can go three different ways, and they're each really drawn out, so let me just try to crystallize them as best I can. | ||
| They start loading what appears to be an atomic payload. | ||
| They've got sensors. | ||
| In space that can scan and tell them. | ||
| They start loading a radioactive payload onto one of those missiles. | ||
| And the phone call is going to go to President Trump, who's got the media and everybody attacking him constantly about, you know, he wasn't spied on or all this made-up crap or, you know, he's not getting the economy going, all these other lies or whatever. | ||
| Or he didn't release his tax returns. | ||
| Well, we're busy dealing with that. | ||
| And our sellout globalist leftists that have sold us out to communist China and think they're going to defeat this country. | ||
| Trump can get the call today, tomorrow, next month, whenever. | ||
| Skip this break, this is too important. | ||
| And they can say, Mr. President, we've got the scans, they're loading. | ||
| They're going to go nuclear. | ||
| Six missiles, six medium-range rockets with atomic payloads. | ||
| They reportedly have hydrogen bombs now. | ||
| Maybe it's a... | ||
| He doesn't know the difference. | ||
| Hydrogen bomb. | ||
| Doesn't know the difference. | ||
| No clue. | ||
| The president makes the decision. | ||
| They've already had the meetings. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Go ahead and launch. | ||
| And then it'll be five minutes until the cruise missiles hit them. | ||
| And it'll be about 15 minutes until secondary hydrogen bombs get dropped on them. | ||
| And they're going to hit the entire line between South and North Korea where they've got those 100,000 artillery pieces and where they've got their troops. | ||
| The word is North Korea's only got about 10 nukes. | ||
| And so the entire front of North Korea is going to probably get hit with, depending on the size of the bombs or nuclear weapons they use, it could be hundreds of nuclear weapons will be used. | ||
| Small nuclear weapons to wipe out the tunnels, the bases, to neutralize them. | ||
| And then if troops pour across, they're going to hit them with larger weapons. | ||
| That's how it escalates. | ||
| And then they'll start dropping the 500 megaton bombs on them. | ||
| It'll destroy the whole country. | ||
| And so right now, there's over 1,000 nuclear weapons just on a group of ships pointed at North Korea. | ||
| Of course, you know where the rest are really pointed. | ||
| Right now, most of the missiles aren't aimed at Russia. | ||
| They've been swung around for years, and they're aimed right at China. | ||
| To the Chinese! | ||
| They're aimed right at China right now. | ||
| So the point of this... | ||
| Space-based weapons, you name it. | ||
| And I'm not saying any secrets here. | ||
| I've reverse-engineered it. | ||
| Plus, I have all the sources over the years. | ||
| That again is him saying, I'm just making this up. | ||
| The point of this is... | ||
| I've reverse engineered this. | ||
| Because maybe a bad thing could happen... | ||
| Never distract the president by pointing out he's a liar. | ||
| Don't ever do it. | ||
| He would be distracted because you guys are all talking about how he's lying about this. | ||
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Fake news. | |
| Or he didn't release his tax returns. | ||
| Or he raped that girl. | ||
| Or he watched all those underage girls change. | ||
| Or he's a rapist. | ||
| Or he's a rapist. | ||
| How many times has he raped people? | ||
| He's a rapist. | ||
| I know he's moved in like a bitch. | ||
| Don't point out that shit because what if North Korea does a thing? | ||
| Well, North Korea is always doing a thing. | ||
| North Korea is... | ||
| I swear to God, I will... | ||
| This is going to be... | ||
| I'm not saying they're not a threat, but I do think that this... | ||
| First of all, this fantasy... | ||
| This J slash O fantasy he's in. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, it's very scary, and I don't think anyone wants this outcome. | ||
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No. | |
| It really sounds like he does. | ||
| He wants... | ||
| Because... | ||
| But if something that big happens, that's another notch in his belt of, see, I told you so. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Like, any time a thing like that... | ||
| Compared to the 50,000 CIA didn't tell you so. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But again, I still think... | ||
| And this is going to be the thing, like, 20 years from now when we all have webbed feet and hands, people are going to be like, Jordan was an idiot for saying this. | ||
| But I still don't think North Korea is an actual threat to anybody. | ||
| I think they're silly. | ||
| And I think without China providing them food and shit... | ||
| They're dead. | ||
| But that's why the news are also pointed at China. | ||
| Yeah, that doesn't make any goddamn... | ||
| Alright, alright. | ||
| Alex actually has more to say. | ||
| Wait, wait. | ||
| It's bad. | ||
| Wait for Alex to finish. | ||
| Everybody dies. | ||
| Have they not seen the movie War Games? | ||
| I think Alex is totally fine with that. | ||
| Okay, that's a good point. | ||
| In 1979, they had over 100 drones continually orbiting the Earth. | ||
| With DU shabo rounds, or basically meteor guns. | ||
| Now, they're not atomic. | ||
| They're not nuclear. | ||
| They're not hydrogen bombs or atomic bombs. | ||
| They are shabos of a classified nature that go into orbit at 15,000 miles an hour with a rocket booster and accelerate to up to 40,000 miles an hour when they hit their target. | ||
| You can be 10 miles under a mountain. | ||
| You're dead. | ||
| No holes deep enough. | ||
| And again, you've got to be under a mountain because that's cool. | ||
| You go a mile under at sea level, it's 150 degrees. | ||
| So you're under a mountain, you're not safe. | ||
| Nobody's safe. | ||
| And that was 1979. | ||
| That's the superiority of the United States, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| And that's what they've got. | ||
| And they've got advanced stuff up there. | ||
| Huge weapons platforms. | ||
| Japanese amateur astronomers are always showing them. | ||
| They're just basically big floating bases. | ||
| Not like those tinker toys they put up at the International Space Station. | ||
| They've got military bases that are basically big... | ||
| Big platforms with particle beams. | ||
| Like in the movie The Avengers? | ||
| Tiny pebble projectors that also basically shoot hundreds of thousands of BBs every few seconds out because in space they don't slow down. | ||
| Get missiles when they're coming out. | ||
| Not how that works. | ||
| BB guns up there. | ||
| That's what they are. | ||
| They're BB guns, basically. | ||
| He's describing like Star Wars technology. | ||
| Yeah, that's none of that. | ||
| Makes any sense. | ||
| Or would even be possible in 1979. | ||
| It's all Reagan's wet dream. | ||
| Yeah, no, that's all made up. | ||
| Remember whenever we found out that was all made up because it's impossible? | ||
| Remember when we spent billions of dollars not making it? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Hey, wouldn't it be great if we had a space-age gun that was in space that could fire bullets? | ||
| Yeah, but it would be traveling very, very fast and it would be hard to target anything. | ||
| There's nothing to... | ||
| No, God! | ||
| Guns in space! | ||
| Guns in space! | ||
| Can't anchor things in space. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| No, just have it shoot at this place. | ||
| Sir, that's... | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Well, one... | ||
| That's insane. | ||
| Let's start with the theory of relativity. | ||
| All right. | ||
| It's going to be sent at the different distance, at the different speed, and traveling at a different rate of time than the other shit. | ||
| If you think you're actually going to hit anything with... | ||
| Any accuracy from a made-up gun in space in 1979, you're fucking ridiculous. | ||
| Even now, it's dubious. | ||
| It's still not possible. | ||
| But in 79, especially. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No. | ||
| Stupid. | ||
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Dumb. | |
| Stupid dumb. | ||
| Dumb stupid. | ||
| We gotta get through the rest of this where Alex goes on to sort of threaten the Chinese. | ||
| Great. | ||
| Great. | ||
| Glad to know he's on our side. | ||
| And they're just... | ||
| I mean, imagine hundreds of BB guns aiming at the... | ||
| Missiles that are going to come out of Russia, come out of China. | ||
| And so they're going to take those out. | ||
| They're going to fire cruise missiles in. | ||
| And of course, here's the newsflash. | ||
| I'm just going to go ahead and tell you, because I know history and I've studied it. | ||
| If North Korea moves, China has already been given the call that if you move anything or anything looks like it's warming up on a pad or any submarines pop up. | ||
| In the Pacific Ocean, in the Gulf of Mexico, or in the Atlantic Ocean, we're going to have total commitment at that point. | ||
| Space-based weapons are going to kill your entire city center's population. | ||
| There we go. | ||
| He's describing, essentially, the worst tragedy that could ever befall the world. | ||
| He's describing one-seventh of the population dying tomorrow. | ||
| He's describing an insane war crime. | ||
| So what he's saying is that... | ||
| If North Korea does anything, all of China, a billion people will die. | ||
| All the city centers. | ||
| All of them. | ||
| All of them. | ||
| Dead. | ||
| Indiscriminately. | ||
| Civilians. | ||
| Children. | ||
| Women. | ||
| Men. | ||
| Rich people. | ||
| Poor people. | ||
| Everyone. | ||
| Let the man speak his piece. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| They're not going to play games with China. | ||
| They're going to kill everybody. | ||
| Okay, good. | ||
| Just understand that. | ||
| China... | ||
| The communist leaders made jokes about how, oh, we got so many people, go ahead and hit us. | ||
| You're going to get hit like you want. | ||
| Who's going to make that joke? | ||
| Every military target, every city, every factory, you're going to have 10,000 weapons dropped on you. | ||
| And by the way, it's going to be a nuclear winner. | ||
| But I mean, look, leftists want to worship China. | ||
| They want to worship North Korea. | ||
| They want to worship Venezuela. | ||
| No, we don't. | ||
| They want nuclear war. | ||
| They're going to get it. | ||
| No, we don't. | ||
| Because here's why. | ||
| We're not going to sit here while you launch missiles first and you catch us with your pants down because you're a bunch of crazy commies. | ||
| You understand? | ||
| No. | ||
| Now, Curtis LeMay wanted to hit China and Russia a long time ago and got vetoed on it. | ||
| And he had people like Bertrand Russell, the big liberals, calling for it, wanting to one-world government. | ||
| Those plans got killed because they were immoral. | ||
| We're dealing with people that are running around, taking over land, threatening to attack us, and saying they're going to nuke us and China's behind it because they're a bunch of belligerent, crazy commies. | ||
| So we got to... | ||
| Kill everybody in China. | ||
| That's one way I can go. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| So that was one of the three scenarios that he sees playing out. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Total human destruction. | ||
| The end of all human life is one of the scenarios he sees playing out. | ||
| And that's the one he spends certainly the most time talking about. | ||
| Strange. | ||
| And he certainly seems to be thrilled about that. | ||
| But, by the way, you should also buy the survival... | ||
| Sure, get those wipes. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| Get underneath your desk. | ||
| Get these survival packs. | ||
| You will make it through a nuclear winter just fine. | ||
| He's got all the freeze-dried food you could possibly need, and also now he's started selling gun holsters. | ||
| And you know what? | ||
| You're not going to be very horny, what with the destruction of all human beings. | ||
| Fair enough. | ||
| You know what you're going to need to get it up and repopulate the human race? | ||
| What's that? | ||
| Super male vitality! | ||
| Sets the mood. | ||
| And I hope you don't want osteoporosis to set in. | ||
| Do you know how you stop that? | ||
| Bone pills? | ||
| Bone pills! | ||
| You fuck bones! | ||
| Alright, here's his other scenarios. | ||
| Could, basically, who's under Chinese control, could actually fold and announce a deal to work with the South, like East Germany did, to merge with it. | ||
| And that horrible family dynasty can be removed, and those entire sickening groups of oppressive generals can all be told they can leave to abstentiate wherever they like and take their stolen loot. | ||
| So there doesn't have to be a nuclear war. | ||
| Just let them leave. | ||
| And then send international aid and stabilize the country of those poor victims. | ||
| China can back off now. | ||
| Yes, those poor victims that we would kill. | ||
| And China can recuse itself from what it's been doing and understand that you might be able to fight with the South China Sea. | ||
| You're not going to get to start a nuclear war and not get hit first. | ||
| So, the United States is massively more advanced than China, and China needs to understand that traitors inside our government gave you nicks. | ||
| That shows how crazy this whole thing is, and I know that China's been testing anti-satellite weapons and particle beams and missiles, and they've already blown up some of our satellites. | ||
| So I understand China's got some of its own weapons, and they've got some smart people. | ||
| It's just to understand this, that China has no idea what's going to get rolled out against you, or how huge the secret space program is. | ||
| And all the stuff that's been going on for a long time. | ||
| So, just look. | ||
| The United States and Europe basically invented everything. | ||
| Not true. | ||
| Not true. | ||
| And everybody over there needs to understand. | ||
| Globalist man captured Europe. | ||
| They made a deal with China. | ||
| It's so frustrating. | ||
| What kind of jerk-off fantasy is that? | ||
| That's disgusting. | ||
| Have you ever looked into... | ||
| That's a man saying... | ||
| How do you even say... | ||
| We're not going to let you start a nuclear war because we're going to strike first. | ||
| That's you saying, we're going to start a nuclear war. | ||
| All these poor victims. | ||
| Again, you're using that language of people who could be helped by humanitarian aid, but if things go wrong, we're going to kill all of them. | ||
| All of them. | ||
| It's not okay. | ||
| No! | ||
| None of that is okay. | ||
| None of it even makes any sense. | ||
| His foreign policy would get all of us murdered. | ||
| Immediately. | ||
| Even if we agreed that the Chinese government was our enemy. | ||
| Even if we agreed with that. | ||
| Which we don't. | ||
| The idea of killing all of their people is disgusting. | ||
| It's... | ||
| You know what? | ||
| Here's the thing. | ||
| And this is why I needed to play that clip through, because it's not... | ||
| We're not taking that out of context. | ||
| He's not saying... | ||
| No. | ||
| He's not saying something that, like... | ||
| He's openly advocating the murder of... | ||
| Billions of people. | ||
| Not advocating, but just saying that this is the most likely scenario and we're justified in doing it, and we're not. | ||
| We're absolutely not. | ||
| No. | ||
| It's horrifying. | ||
| It is something of a teachable situation now for the American people to go, like, you shouldn't attack us because our president and our government is fucking insane. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We're people. | ||
| Do you know how we've treated so many other countries? | ||
| Because their government is insane, we're like, oh, well, that's fine if we kill their people. | ||
| Their people are the enemy. | ||
| And it's not. | ||
| Hopefully we'll be able to come out the other end. | ||
| If we get attacked for Trump, we're all going to rightfully be like, no, dude, we did everything. | ||
| We don't want that. | ||
| Oh, I get it now. | ||
| Oh, you know what? | ||
| It's exactly like that. | ||
| It's exactly like fucking Red Dawn. | ||
| Like, the whole point. | ||
| Is look at the point of view of somebody being invaded. | ||
| Wouldn't you be on their side? | ||
| Isn't it all about you being like, hey, these fuckers invading us are bad, right? | ||
| So think about that for two seconds. | ||
| Maybe when you're invading somebody, you're the bad guy. | ||
| You consider that? | ||
| Maybe you're the bad guy. | ||
| Think about that as a possibility. | ||
| America is the bad guy now. | ||
| We were the bad guy a while back, but we could pretend not. | ||
| Now we are 100% the bad guy. | ||
| Agreed. | ||
| Also, Jordan, have you ever looked into the secret space program that Alex is talking about? | ||
| I have not looked into the secret space program. | ||
| I highly recommend. | ||
| Because the budget is not there for even a regular space program. | ||
| I would love for us to, if people donate to the show and shit, I would love for us to do some bonus episodes about... | ||
| Like Project Camelot? | ||
| Project Camelot? | ||
| Have you ever heard of them? | ||
| No, of course not. | ||
| They have a YouTube... | ||
| I've heard of regular Camelot. | ||
| There's this lady... | ||
| King Arthur, Lancelot, Galahad, Guinevere, the whole shebang. | ||
| There's this lady who does interviews with people who claim to have... | ||
| You know, contact with aliens and shit like that. | ||
| And she's interviewed a number of people. | ||
| I can't remember anyone's name except for this guy named Andrew Basiago. | ||
| Because that's the name you remember. | ||
| He sticks out in my head because it's a fun name. | ||
| It's a fun name. | ||
| Because he claims that when he was younger, he was in this secret program that involved time travel and Stargates. | ||
| And when he was younger, he time traveled with Barack Obama. | ||
| I want to meet this man. | ||
| I want to meet this man. | ||
| I want to marry him. | ||
| I want to discover his secrets. | ||
| And then I'll find out that it's a lot like that movie where that lady married a time traveler. | ||
| The time traveler's wife? | ||
| The time traveler's wife. | ||
| He also claims that he's like a half-dolphin warrior, which I don't exactly know what that means. | ||
| And you can't disprove. | ||
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I can't. | |
| You can't disprove that. | ||
| There would have to be some kind of new genetic test for that. | ||
| I know that Alex thinks he has better sources. | ||
| But he doesn't. | ||
| He does not. | ||
| These are the people who have come forward and say, like, I was part of this secret space program. | ||
| We have time travel technology. | ||
| If you listen to this Project Camelot, they interview these people for like two hours. | ||
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Jesus. | |
| And because they are so... | ||
| What's the word? | ||
| On board? | ||
| It's just they tell these bizarre, obviously not true stories. | ||
| There's no grilling going on. | ||
| Does it seem like they believe the stories? | ||
| Sometimes, yeah. | ||
| I think Andrew Basiago believes the stories he's telling. | ||
| And, you know, what's the edge between you need help and you actually time-traveled with Barack Obama? | ||
| Well, the edge is that didn't happen. | ||
| Okay, that's the edge? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| All right. | ||
| The needing help thing is... | ||
| I want to be supportive? | ||
| If people didn't believe based on these people, these... | ||
| Clearly insane people's word that there was a secret space program that involved colonies in space and time travel and shit like that. | ||
| Right. | ||
| If people didn't believe them, then they wouldn't need help. | ||
| If they were just sitting alone in their house and they believed those things and they just had this fun fantasy that they were living, that's fine. | ||
| Maybe it's not the most gratifying existence, but you do what you do. | ||
| The difference between winding up in a mental institution and not is having a syndicated radio show. | ||
| Or being allowed on a slightly popular alien-based YouTube channel. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Anyway, this episode goes on. | ||
| We have another long clip coming up, but in the meantime, we have a couple of short clips insulting Angela Merkel. | ||
| Let's get back to the really important news here. | ||
| That's just the German traitor that opened him up to the whole UN plan to colonize Europe with Muslims. | ||
| And now Turkey says, we're in a holy war. | ||
| We have a group that will burn down everything inside your cities if you don't submit. | ||
| And Merkel's literally saying, yes, submit to Turkey. | ||
| See, she's allied with the Muslims, folks. | ||
| What a pathetic scumbag. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| None of that's true. | ||
| Not true. | ||
| Merkel's very much not that. | ||
| Here's another quote. | ||
| The globalists trying to bully Russia into giving up its sovereignty. | ||
| Not happening. | ||
| The United States, not happening. | ||
| Because we have President Trump. | ||
| That might be an unfortunate sentence. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Linking Russian sovereignty and American sovereignty to Trump. | ||
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Oh, boy. | |
| Very revealing. | ||
| Oh, here it is. | ||
| A press conference ongoing. | ||
| Trump doesn't shake hands with Merkel during photo op. | ||
| They're getting ready to have their press conference. | ||
| That's up on DrudgeReport.com and Infowars.com, as well as our backup site, PresidentPlanet.com. | ||
| President Trump did not extend his hand to shake German Chancellor Merkel's Friday Oval Office, a courtesy he usually extends to foreign leaders, who is in the White House. | ||
| Well, she is literally an Islamicist agent. | ||
| So, I mean, he really shouldn't do that, right? | ||
| Literally is a tough word there. | ||
| What a prick! | ||
| What a prick. | ||
| That's unbelievable. | ||
| Un-fucking-fathomable. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Also... | ||
| Boy, I don't know if there's anything more indicative of how we view Trump than Merkel's face. | ||
| That video is so uncomfortable. | ||
| Not just the one where they didn't shake hands and Trump looked like a fucking four-year-old crying like a little bitch. | ||
| The fucking press and Merkel both being like, do you want to have a handshake? | ||
| Yeah, and him just being like, now I'm doing fucking Alex Jones. | ||
| No, him being Trump. | ||
| In that Trump is a giant pussy. | ||
| But the face that she made, there are those pictures you see of the face she made once Trump said, you were wiretapped by Obama. | ||
| I guess that's something we have in common. | ||
| When she turns and looks at him with that face of pure rage and hatred of like, even I know you're a... | ||
| I'm a fucking liar about that. | ||
| I don't even need... | ||
| You're lying, and I'm here standing next to you, giving you some sort of platform to continue lying about this. | ||
| I'm forced because of the office to stand here. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Which is... | ||
| He could do such irreparable damage to our standing. | ||
| He's already done irreparable damage. | ||
| But hopefully, like, if we can get him in peace. | ||
| Not him. | ||
| Not him. | ||
| We have. | ||
| That's us. | ||
| Most of us voted for that fuckface, and that's because of all this shit. | ||
| No, that's true. | ||
| Good point. | ||
| Not even a plurality voted for that fuckface. | ||
| And because of the weird rules of our fucking dumb country, now we have him. | ||
| And we're done. | ||
| We're done. | ||
| We're done. | ||
| We have one extremely long clip we've got to get to. | ||
| Okay, I'll try not to shout at everybody through it. | ||
| But before we do that, I have to skip one of these clips. | ||
| It's about how a laptop was stolen from a Secret Service car. | ||
| I remember that. | ||
| That included the blueprints and escape plans for the Trump Tower. | ||
| Alex pretends that this is Obama's doing. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| And that it's Obama's people. | ||
| It's a false flag. | ||
| He's like, I gotta go inside job on this one. | ||
| Makes perfect sense. | ||
| That's a great quote for you. | ||
| I looked into it and it turns out that every Secret Service computer is deeply encrypted so no one could get any information off of it. | ||
| And every laptop that is owned by the Secret Service, every device that is owned by the Secret Service can be wiped remotely. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| So if it is something that is in hands that they can't get back, they've already wiped it. | ||
| That's really smart. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because they're the Secret Service. | ||
| It's almost like they have half an idea what they're doing. | ||
| They have contingency plans. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So that's a non-story. | ||
| Good. | ||
| Whoever stole it doesn't have the blueprints to Trump Tower. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| Just because it was on the computer. | ||
| You know what I like about that? | ||
| That is both competent and not aggressive. | ||
| I like it when those two things go together. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Defense is a strong offense. | ||
| Now this... | ||
| Why'd you stare at me? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I didn't know what to say back to that. | ||
| So now this clip is just fun. | ||
| We already know the conclusion of it, but it is just illustrating again how biased Alex is about Trump. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I worry about Trump so much. | ||
| It was almost like good when he did something wrong. | ||
| Like, oh, he's not perfect. | ||
| I won't feel as bad if something happens because he was halfway supporting the Paul Ryan plan, which is now falling apart, and Rand Paul's is going to the top. | ||
| That's great. | ||
| I mean, it's just crazy how good he is. | ||
| And then to see the lies, it hurts me. | ||
| And I'm not actually glad he's done some things that aren't perfect. | ||
| It's just like almost you're expecting something bad. | ||
| You're expecting him to compromise or something. | ||
| He just doesn't do it. | ||
| Or for him to be a rapist. | ||
| And then doesn't shake Merkel's hand. | ||
| That's even better. | ||
| Yikes. | ||
| Oh boy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You expect him to compromise and then he doesn't do it. | ||
| That's awesome. | ||
| No, we do expect him to compromise. | ||
| That's kind of the game. | ||
| 100% we expect him to. | ||
| It's a big part of the game. | ||
| 100% I personally expect my leader to recognize that we live within a world. | ||
| Do you mean a world with differing opinions and backgrounds? | ||
| And that we don't have control of other countries. | ||
| Cultural ideas. | ||
| Yes, 100%. | ||
| Yeah, that whole thing. | ||
| I think there's a... | ||
| And that we have to find a way to live together? | ||
| There are cultural compromises that need to be made. | ||
| And that's what tolerance is really about. | ||
| This point's been made a thousand fucking times. | ||
| But tolerance isn't for things that you're okay with. | ||
| Tolerance is for things that you tolerate. | ||
| So, like, whenever you talk about tolerating North Korea and shit like that, I'm against Kim Jong-un now and Il before. | ||
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Right. | |
| But I'm fine. | ||
| I'm against all the Kim Jongs. | ||
| I'm fine tolerating it as a situation in the world. | ||
| And I'm only halfway okay with Ken Jeong. | ||
| The doctor? | ||
| Just because it's close. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But that's what tolerating is. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Is that I'm against this thing. | ||
| I accept it as a place in the world. | ||
| We're not able to really solve the situation without the nuclear war that Alex described earlier. | ||
| And that would be a much unpreferred option. | ||
| So we tolerate the situation as it is now until such a time a better opportunity arises for us to fix things. | ||
| That's what tolerance is about. | ||
| That's what compromise is about. | ||
| It is such a mind-bogglingly complicated situation. | ||
| Like people mad at the Iran deal, the nuclear Iran deal. | ||
| We gave them money. | ||
| Yeah, and it's like... | ||
| It was their money. | ||
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It makes so much sense. | |
| It's such a perfect... | ||
| The encapsulation of, here's the bad thing. | ||
| Here's another bad thing. | ||
| Here's another bad thing. | ||
| Here's a good thing. | ||
| We can't do that one either. | ||
| We're trying not to do all the bad things. | ||
| Here's what we're going to do. | ||
| The best possible thing that we can to get the best possible outcome that we know of. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Like all of the times, like the, the thing about those outcomes that should be way more amazing to people than is, is regularly thought about is how the law of unintended consequences is not bad in those situations. | |
| Like the, The unintended consequences of that deal are really negligible. | ||
| Right? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Like, there's the fear from us on the, or the fear from the right in the United States of, like, whatever it is they say. | ||
| They're going to get nukes. | ||
| Yeah, they're barking and nonsense. | ||
| They're going to destroy Israel. | ||
| And then there's the fear of the hard right in Iran, which is full on, like, holy war, they're coming to kill us. | ||
| But overall, it's just everybody, on the most part, has been like, oh, this is probably good. | ||
| This is probably okay. | ||
| And nobody's gone crazy. | ||
| If you go too far in either direction in that deal, everybody's fucked. | ||
| Each side legitimately gets what their primary goal is. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We get Iran, you can't have nukes. | ||
| Right. | ||
| We got that with this deal. | ||
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Yep. | |
| They wanted the ability to create sustainable and powerful energy sources. | ||
|
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Yep. | |
| And they wanted their money that we stole from them back. | ||
| And they got those things. | ||
| So it's kind of like a prisoner's dilemma situation. | ||
| But it doesn't solve everything. | ||
| Or an articulated prisoner's dilemma is probably the better way to put it. | ||
| If you want to look at it through the prism of game theory, maybe that's a negative one outcome. | ||
| Right? | ||
| I would say that's probably a... | ||
| I would say that's a plus one, plus one outcome. | ||
| Listen. | ||
| Here's the argument I want to make. | ||
| I think it's possible it's a negative one, negative one outcome. | ||
| If you look at it through the prism of people who, like, the Iranians who want nukes, this is a negative one outcome for them. | ||
| Well, that's a negative a thousand outcome for them. | ||
| But just hear me out. | ||
| I'm hearing you out. | ||
| From our end, too, the people who want to go to war with them and don't want them to have any capability, this is a negative one outcome for them. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Or they just want us to impose our will on them to not have nukes. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's still a negative one outcome for them. | ||
|
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Right. | |
| Now, the reality is... | ||
| One of the other outcomes is out and out war. | ||
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Right. | |
| And that's a negative 20 outcome for both of us. | ||
| So a negative one outcome is super preferable. | ||
| If we're playing D&D, that is a critical failure. | ||
| But it's a super preferable scenario. | ||
| People don't realize that sometimes a slight loss is a huge win. | ||
| When we talk about this North Korea shit... | ||
| It's still not a slight loss. | ||
| But it appears to be, is what I'm saying. | ||
| To them, yes. | ||
| You have that negative one connotation to it. | ||
| And it's the same thing with putting up with North Korea. | ||
| And it sucks that the people there are living in the terrible conditions they are. | ||
| Right. | ||
| We should never turn a blind eye to that. | ||
| We should never make that okay. | ||
| But the outcome of us fighting with them is way worse. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It is way, way worse. | ||
| Because Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-il as well, before he died. | ||
| Had no compunction about the idea of killing his own civilians. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| I mean, well, we're not even fucking dealing with Syria. | ||
| We're part of the problem in Syria. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| We bombed a mosque the other night. | ||
| You look at fucking Eritrea, which has got the same basic political situation as North Korea, but because they're not... | ||
| Such a preferable pronunciation to Eritrea. | ||
| Eritrea. | ||
| Because they're not fucking nuclear capable, or at least they're not protected by China. | ||
| Nobody fucking gives a shit. | ||
| We can't... | ||
| Do all the stuff. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And what we focus our energy on... | ||
| Jordan, we're in the weeds. | ||
| Everybody's trying their best except for people who work for and with Trump. | ||
| It seems like they're doing everything possible to screw everybody. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Look, let's get out of the weeds. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| We've got to get to this last clip. | ||
| Dude, we've got to stop being policy wonks. | ||
| Oh, we're such wonks. | ||
| This last clip is long as shit. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But it's worth it, because it is... | ||
| Fucking strap in. | ||
| This, to me, is a rollercoaster ride that I could... | ||
| Alex at one point says that he could teach a college course about what's going on. | ||
| I guarantee I could teach a college course about this clip. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Actually, I couldn't. | ||
| Are we gonna... | ||
| How many... | ||
| I couldn't, but I can sum it up in one sentence. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| How many interruptions do I get? | ||
| You want to put him on the board? | ||
| I think we should put him on the board. | ||
| That way, in the back of my mind, I'm like, is this worth an interruption? | ||
| You get three. | ||
| I get three? | ||
| Fuck! | ||
| I knew you were going to go with the three strikes roll. | ||
| All right, go four. | ||
| Just because I don't like baseball. | ||
| That's boring. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Anyway, this clip starts with Alex still mad about Alec Baldwin. | ||
| Of course! | ||
| And again, this is a week later. | ||
| This is a week later. | ||
| A delight, yes. | ||
| So he's still mad about that, and he's complaining, but then he gets interrupted by one of his producers, and chaos ensues. | ||
| No, he gets interrupted? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And does the whole place burn down? | ||
| It's a madhouse. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| It's great. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| They're just all over the news in newspaper comment sections going, why does Alex Jones think blacks aren't humans? | ||
| Why does Alex Jones think that... | ||
| Why it's your superior? | ||
| Because Alec Baldwin, to more than 10 million viewers, that's what the ratings are out, that's a big audience. | ||
| By the way, when he was last complaining about Saturday Night Live, he was like, they have a million viewers. | ||
| Now it's 10 million. | ||
| Because he wants to play the victim hard. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| 10 million people saw him slander me. | ||
| Yeah, well, whenever it's no big deal, it's, oh, it's only a million people saw him. | ||
| Whenever I'm the victim, 10 million people think this! | ||
| Yeah, that doesn't count for one of your interruptions. | ||
| I know! | ||
| Told a bunch of suggestible, dumb people that I told Donald Trump that blacks aren't human. | ||
| That was Alec Baldwin, that was not the president, and I did not say that. | ||
| We all know. | ||
| And I know our audience goes, yeah, tell us something we don't know, Alex. | ||
| Is that a joke? | ||
| No, people believe it! | ||
| That's why I'm angry at Alec Baldwin! | ||
| I wouldn't read something like that. | ||
| I wouldn't get up on air if they paid me all that money and say lies about Alec Baldwin. | ||
| I would not say Alec Baldwin is a serial rapist. | ||
| He just comes up with his own lies. | ||
| Yeah, he's very clearly... | ||
| I think I might have cut right at the wrong time. | ||
| He doesn't need help on that one. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| Wasn't true? | ||
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Hey, Alex, this is Nico popping in on air. | |
| We were just given a clip by Kit with a New York Times writer insinuating that we are the progenitors of the wiretapping story and that Trump picked it up from us. | ||
| Whoa, whoa, whoa. | ||
| We have the New York Times January 20th on inauguration when they said wiretap in the headline, and that's where Trump got that from, plus it's admitted. | ||
| Wow, next level. | ||
| I just... | ||
| They bragged when he was president-elect that they were surveilling him. | ||
| In a flashback, New York Times admits wiretaps used against Trump. | ||
| Adan Salazar has screenshots of it. | ||
| Scroll down, yeah. | ||
| This story is from the 19th. | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
| I'm confused. | ||
| So the producer comes on and he says, the New York Times is saying that Infowars is a progenitor. | ||
| Of the idea. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Why Trump tweeted all that stuff. | ||
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Right. | |
| Which was based on a Breitbart article. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Not necessarily that. | ||
| But they were saying that Infowars pushed this stuff. | ||
| Which they did. | ||
| We're going to get to the CNN interview in question. | ||
| He's going to play it and do some of his trademark media criticism. | ||
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Right. | |
| But right now he's saying it's next level because... | ||
| The New York Times. | ||
| Because they're accusing him of fake news or because they're attributing what he knows is the truth. | ||
| To him. | ||
| He's so dumb that he thinks he's being gaslit. | ||
| Like, he doesn't understand. | ||
| Like, earlier, this is why I wanted to make a big point of that McDonald's piece. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He didn't read the article. | ||
| Of course not. | ||
| He just read the headline and teed off on it. | ||
| He didn't know what the context was. | ||
| He thought it was Obama's old guy, Gibbs. | ||
| Mr. Gibbs! | ||
| And then he just created an entirely false narrative about the story. | ||
| When he started reading it on air, he realized, ah, shit. | ||
| Right. | ||
| This is a situation where there is a headline on the January 19th issue of the New York Times. | ||
| January 19th? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This goes back that far. | ||
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Okay. | |
| So it's breaking news to them? | ||
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Listen. | |
| All right. | ||
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I'm sorry. | |
| I'm sorry. | ||
| I'm getting you bogged down. | ||
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Let's not get bogged down. | |
| Let's let Alex play it out and try and figure out the case, and then I will come in like Hercule Poirot. | ||
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Okay. | |
| I would have gone with Nick and Nora, but fine. | ||
| Let's do that. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| I'm a Belgian and I'm proud. | ||
| I don't know if I'm Belgian. | ||
| Yeah, let's put that full screen for folks in HD for TV viewers, radio listeners. | ||
| There is wiretap data used in inquiry of Trump age. | ||
| And then they use these games and go, well, he's told GSGQ in England is where the main hubs go through for the U.S. and England. | ||
| So we always use foreigners to tap Americans, and then we tap the foreigners, then we share the data. | ||
| That's how we get around the so-called law of spying on our own people. | ||
| That was in Congress 10 years ago. | ||
| I told you 20 years ago. | ||
| Not just what I thought was going on, but I'd be king of the world if I could just magically know. | ||
| They admit it. | ||
| So at this point, he's talking about the idea that the British spy on us and we spy on the British, that quid pro quo thing we were talking about earlier, which is not true. | ||
| No, I don't think he's talking about that in this particular instance. | ||
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He is. | |
| From what I understand what he's thinking. | ||
| Oh, is that what he's talking about? | ||
| Yeah, he is. | ||
| Because I mean, he's, you know, with the Snowden revelations there, the idea, well, like, the NSA is not allowed to spy domestically. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| What they are allowed to do is spy on foreign communiques, and because sometimes those do come domestically, they use that as their gray area to then spy on domestically. | ||
| You're already too nuanced for what Alex is saying. | ||
| Good point. | ||
| Already too nuanced. | ||
| Fair enough. | ||
| The reason I paused it was I wanted to point out that he's talking about this spying and all that came out. | ||
| I was telling you that 20 years ago. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I didn't cut anything. | ||
| This is exactly what he says next. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| It has nothing to do with what he's talking about. | ||
| They accidentally leaked in the 90s during a debate on C-SPAN about the smart pebble and a bunch of other terms for the super high-powered small uranium rounds that they fire out like a machine gun at missiles. | ||
| They're coming up into space and then preparing to go back into the atmosphere and hit their target. | ||
| Well, you just sit there with those, and they don't slow down in the atmosphere. | ||
| They just accelerate out and then take out their target. | ||
| He's got nothing to say about the actual intelligence stuff. | ||
| What is he talking about? | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| He's gone back to these space BBs because he has nothing. | ||
| He has no idea what he's talking about. | ||
| He's like, oh, we got a screenshot of this article, but he doesn't know in his heart what, or in his head, what the article was actually even about, so he can't discuss it. | ||
| No, what is he even talking about? | ||
| He's just desperately grabbing for whatever piece of information was fresh in his mind. | ||
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And because he was talking about the North Korea stuff earlier, all the space BBs come back. | |
| And how it was revealed in 1990, whatever. | ||
| All this stuff. | ||
| So he had like a 404 not found and hit back and just, there we are. | ||
| It's irrelevant to the matter at hand. | ||
| He's desperately waiting for one of these dudes just talking to his ear and giving him some information. | ||
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Gotcha. | |
| That's 100% what's going on. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Fire a large one, it doesn't lose any of its force and can cut through miles of rock. | ||
| But small ones cut through missiles and warheads. | ||
| Again, that wasn't my opinion. | ||
| That's a fact, because that got leaked. | ||
| And I talked to the former head of Star Wars about it, Dr. Bob Um, before he died, obviously. | ||
| But now I'm told, I guess it's on the New York Times and everywhere else, that we are to blame. | ||
| At that point, someone had talked into his ear. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's like, okay, I've got a couple more details to what's going on. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| And that he gets it from us. | ||
| And again, they act like we're the most discredited thing in the world. | ||
| They lie about what we say and do. | ||
| Then they connect it to Trump to try to hurt him. | ||
| Listen, we do a show where we're now at over two hours talking about Alex Jones, and all of this has been lies. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So I don't need to make stuff up to discredit you. | ||
| Alex, you are just a liar. | ||
| All of this is lies. | ||
| Every single person you have as a guest on your show... | ||
| I'm going back through my notes, and I don't see... | ||
| The only thing that's true so far is that I think K-Blaze did release an album. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| We have no proof. | ||
| It's not digital. | ||
| No, no, he is giving it out to people. | ||
| He's a guy on the street giving out mixtapes. | ||
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Basically. | |
| That's fine. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's fine. | ||
| Good on K-Blaze. | ||
| Gotta get that hustle on, man. | ||
| Let's be super fair to Alex. | ||
| North Korea isn't cool. | ||
| North Korea is uncool. | ||
| He's saying these true things, but mixed in with the untrue things are that we should nuke them. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| Mixed in with the untrue things are nuclear destruction. | ||
| He says a bunch of other bullshit, and then he gets to this clip. | ||
| Where he gets back to... | ||
| Because he spins his wheels for a while while they try to feed him the information. | ||
| And they go to break. | ||
| And then now we're back with the legit media criticism of this CNN clip that the producer got in his ear and was talking about. | ||
| And we're back! | ||
| I am going to call this segment Media Criticism When You Can't Read. | ||
| The top story today isn't that North Korea is threatening to nuke and that we're having to deal with them. | ||
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It's that... | |
| Trump has apologized to England. | ||
| No, they just said, look, okay, we don't call it wiretrap, it's intercepts. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So this is his big... | ||
| Oh, it's intercepts! | ||
| This is his big gotcha moment, is that like, oh, it's supposed to be a different word. | ||
| That's how you get off the hook. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| Oh, yeah, guys. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| I said the wrong word. | ||
| Not your... | ||
| I'm lying out of my fucking face. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So they're playing games with semantics. | ||
| Everybody knows everything's spied on. | ||
| Seen the movie Snowden? | ||
| They're not denying that. | ||
| Seen... | ||
| Well, you can't deny what's reality. | ||
| I thought that the big data dump would be more successful, and it was still big just a week or so ago. | ||
| The reason it wasn't more successful is that when people... | ||
| There wasn't anything there. | ||
| Well, I mean, it was only ideas and techniques that could be used. | ||
| There was no evidence that they actually did use them. | ||
| Most of the things that were the most salacious, things like your TV is spying on you, also included... | ||
| That you needed to put a USB stick into the computer in order to use it as a spy device. | ||
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Right. | |
| So all this stuff... | ||
| That would be very suspicious if you went home and you saw a USB stick in your TV and you're like, hold on a second! | ||
| Do I have showtime now? | ||
| Is that what's going on there? | ||
| I recognize that I'm quoting John Oliver, but I did also look it up, so I confirmed this. | ||
| Right. | ||
| The way to stop that is unplug your TV. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| That's the way to get around that. | ||
| No! | ||
| So... | ||
| They... | ||
| They beat us again? | ||
| If it weren't for you damn kids. | ||
| Alex is so sad about this guy who he once called Hillary's butt plug being his Vault 7 release not being effective. | ||
| It's because there wasn't a lot of information in there that really mattered. | ||
| No. | ||
| There was no smoking gun. | ||
| There was no proof that anything actually happened. | ||
| There was just workarounds. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Which is still fucked up, but it's not that big a deal. | ||
| A lot of it was already public. | ||
| A lot of this stuff seems like... | ||
| It seemed like a lot of what was leaked is the same thing if you were a comedy writer and you were in the writer's room for a show like John Oliver. | ||
| If you leaked all of their writer's notes, you'd see a bunch of shit and you'd be like, whoa, that's a terrible joke. | ||
| That's the whole thing. | ||
| It's a bunch of shit that's released that didn't get made. | ||
| It was just a bunch of guys in a writer's room throwing shit at the wall, hoping for the best. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So anyway, Alex is really bummed out about that. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| And a half ago, Vault 7, thousands and thousands of pages of admissions of how they're sabotaging our own infrastructure, blaming it on Russia. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| How they've got kill switches in most of the appliances, tracking and listening and watching us. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| And how they're surveilling all this garbage. | ||
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Nope. | |
| Hate it when the government turns out to be toasted. | ||
| Oh no, it's crazy. | ||
| No one listens to the president-elect. | ||
| When he was president-elect, folks, under law, they listened to all his calls to foreign governments. | ||
| Man, it's just media hoaxing and then getting even Republican leadership to get scared. | ||
| And then they come in to the Attorney General and they go, sir, we're compromising the entire spy grid, the DEA spy grid, all of it. | ||
| We have to come out and say the president wasn't being listened to. | ||
| And Sessions threw the president under the bus. | ||
| I love Senator Sessions. | ||
| He's done a great job. | ||
| Really getting intimidated. | ||
| The only guy not getting intimidated out there is Donald Trump. | ||
| The rest of that administration, you ain't a crook, son. | ||
| You just a shook one. | ||
| Mob deep, motherfuckers. | ||
| Grudge isn't intimidated. | ||
| Me. | ||
| Grudge isn't intimidated. | ||
| And believe me, this is not some boys club that I want to be only a few people. | ||
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Yes, it is. | |
| The country needs to grow testicles. | ||
| It's the most of that. | ||
| Grow some testicles, Jordan. | ||
| Get a big dick! | ||
| I personally looked up a few weeks ago when this latest fiasco got launched. | ||
| And I pulled up the Washington Post, New York Times, LA Times, Associated Press, CNN, going, oh, Trump's been caught. | ||
| We've got the intercepts. | ||
| We've got the surveillance. | ||
| We've got the wiretaps, using the improper term. | ||
| Yeah, we got the transcripts of a bunch of Trump people talking to the Russians and talking about all this illegal stuff, too. | ||
| Months later, they don't release it. | ||
| They go, we never said we had that. | ||
| You're insane. | ||
| You have no memory. | ||
| That never happened. | ||
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Boom! | |
| Show them the New York Times again. | ||
| And then Trump's people finally get it and they go, oh, then you don't call it wiretap. | ||
| They haven't had that since the 80s. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It's intercepts. | ||
| It's the old terms of wiretap where you go put a recorder hooked onto the copper wire. | ||
| No, that's not what this is. | ||
| At this point, he's flashing up this New York Times headline, and it says, wiretap data used in investigation of Trump aides. | ||
| So even the headline... | ||
| Has nothing to do with Trump being wiretapped. | ||
| No. | ||
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Has everything to do with specifically Carter Page. | |
| Right. | ||
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Paul Manafort. | |
| Yep. | ||
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And Roger Stone. | |
| Those guys. | ||
| Now, if you read the actual article that's attached to that headline. | ||
| I can't imagine why you would do that. | ||
| lays out this as we have no indication that this has anything to do with trump also even in the article to be super fair they say there's no indication that this has anything to do with the trump campaign right they just say that uh these communications between these trump surrogates had been intercepted they don't say how it had been intercepted probably through that fisa court yep probably Yep. | ||
| uh, of foreign actors. | ||
| Legitimately, most likely you can't get a FISA court, uh, what's the word I'm looking for? | ||
| You can't get them to sign off on a warrant unless the person in question is suspected of being a foreign agent. | ||
| Well, and again, that... | ||
| Like, since the FISA court has been... | ||
| So the fact that they said that multiple warrants were denied through the FISA court should be the biggest, like, oh, maybe there's nothing to this because the FISA court is a rubber stamp court. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Generally. | ||
| Like, those denials probably amount to a total of... | ||
| The ten total FISA has denied? | ||
| That's a very large percentage of them. | ||
| It's so impossible for the FISA court to deny something that it had to have either been something that should be hidden or that had nothing to it. | ||
| Right, but then to agree after two denials, that also means something. | ||
| Then there's definitely something there as well. | ||
| Because if the third one was just as flimsy, then they would have had just as easy time saying, not get this out of here. | ||
| So the third time, obviously there was something. | ||
| It is a charm. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Anyway, I can't wait for this. | ||
| This is so great. | ||
| I love it when Alex Jones listens to CNN clips. | ||
| And this is his belligerent ass. | ||
| It's great. | ||
| Wiretap data. | ||
| That's the New York Times putting that out. | ||
| But see, they don't want us to have a show. | ||
| They don't want Raj to have a platform because they don't want us to do one thing. | ||
| It's called a memory. | ||
| It's called show you the facts. | ||
| Show you the money. | ||
| That's why they hate me. | ||
| And that's why we are now an enemy number uno. | ||
| It is not why they hate him. | ||
| No, and it's just, again, like back with that McDonald's story when he's complaining about everyone thinking he's fake news while lying about a story he's talking about. | ||
| This is just such juicy, like... | ||
| It just, that's why they hate me, because I have a memory for things that aren't true. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's like, I remember all this bullshit I said. | ||
| You're teasing this too much. | ||
| We gotta get into this, man. | ||
| I gotta hear this bullshit. | ||
| Here is the known CIA officer and one of the richest men in America. | ||
| He's talking about Anderson Cooper, and I just want to be clear. | ||
| He interned at the CIA. | ||
| And Anderson Cooper is not one of the richest men in America. | ||
| He actually is super rich. | ||
| No shit! | ||
| Yeah, his mom was one of the Vanderbilts. | ||
| No fucking way! | ||
| Anderson Cooper is super rich? | ||
| He's worth at least $100 million. | ||
| Oh, then double fuck Anderson Cooper! | ||
| I don't give a shit! | ||
| Why is he on TV? | ||
| Super rich! | ||
| Fucking get a different job! | ||
| Just be rich on a fucking island somewhere! | ||
| Other people need work! | ||
| One thing that's admirable about him, I think, is that... | ||
| That he could have just done that, and instead he had a calling to do something else. | ||
| So he hosted The Mole, which again wasn't a good show. | ||
| Not a good show. | ||
| And then he got into journalism. | ||
| Wait, he hosted The Mole? | ||
| Yeah, no, that was Mark Wahlberg. | ||
| He hosted The Celebrity Mole. | ||
| All right, now I'm back on his side again. | ||
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All right. | |
| He aired one of the largest fortunes in the world, Anderson Cooper, waging war against America, the president, the nationalist movement. | ||
| And myself and my family. | ||
| Here he is. | ||
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What do you make of the White House citing your article as part of... | |
| Just back up. | ||
| They teach these guys this look of confidence and they do Q-score testing to look confident. | ||
| Can you imagine looking like more of a... | ||
| You know what, eating grin? | ||
| Just the look on that New York Times guy who's clearly an operative. | ||
| Just look at the arrogance. | ||
| And he's just... | ||
| Because they think they're in some agency that they've arrived. | ||
| And just look at him just... | ||
| I mean, I can't even do that smug face because it's kind of feminine. | ||
| It's like a... | ||
| Whoops. | ||
| Need to have a big dick to report the news. | ||
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Whoops. | |
| Also, he's effeminate. | ||
| He's gotta be CIA. | ||
| Oh, he's arrogant. | ||
| He's smug. | ||
| He's effeminate. | ||
| He doesn't even look like a real man. | ||
| I wouldn't suck his dick. | ||
| He looks fine. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| He looks like a guy. | ||
| He looks like a person. | ||
| I'm Yul Brynner, and I'm playing the part of Pharaoh in the new film coming out by Cecil B. DeMille. | ||
| He's doing this because the guy's bald. | ||
| He's just launched into a Yul Brynner impression because the guy's bald. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| That's all that's going on here. | ||
| And it goes on for quite a while. | ||
| Enjoy. | ||
| It's the biggest budget in history. | ||
| It's called The Ten Commandments, starring Charlton Heston. | ||
| I'm Yul Brynner, and whatever you do, don't smoke. | ||
| I'm Yul Brynner, and whatever you do, don't be a traitor to the country. | ||
| Who is this ding-dong? | ||
| So let's go to another arrogant, like a little guy with a little beard, too, and all these weirdos that they dug up to come on and, like, pansy around with Anderson Cooper. | ||
| Here it is. | ||
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What do you make of the White House citing your article as part of the evidence? | |
| I mean, it's getting bizarre at this point. | ||
| Oh, it's getting bizarre! | ||
| Back it up again! | ||
| Eight seconds! | ||
| Eight seconds, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
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I mean, it's getting bizarre! | |
| I mean, the president claims he was wiretapped when there was literally hundreds of front-page papers saying it. | ||
| I mean, he's so crazy! | ||
| It's all over! | ||
| I mean, ha! | ||
| Here, back to him. | ||
| So, again, just let's marinate in this. | ||
| I wanted to wait until the end to really explain why Alex is full of shit, but I think it might be more fun. | ||
| Wait, then we've got a lot more podcasts to do if you want to explain why Alex is full of shit. | ||
| I meant in this specific case. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Like, this guy wrote the article in the New York Times. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| He's a writer. | ||
| And he's going on to Anderson Cooper. | ||
| Like a writer would do. | ||
| And the reason that he's discussing this is his position, which I happen to agree with 100%, is that he wrote this article about how there were intercepts related to Trump aides. | ||
| Again, Manafort, Page, Stone. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| These things. | ||
| Trump has cited that article repeatedly in interviews. | ||
| And, in those tweets, as evidence that Obama wanted to wiretap Trump Tower. | ||
| Which did not happen in any sense of the words. | ||
| 100% not. | ||
| If you take the meaning of any one of those words and then apply them, none of them are true. | ||
| He used the fact that the New York Times used the word wiretap in their headline as evidence that that's what he was talking about. | ||
| Which, again, goes back to Alex not reading stories. | ||
| Gotcha. | ||
| He only reads the headlines or skims and is like, I have a brief understanding of what the fuck. | ||
| And he gets so mad that he knows what's going on, but he doesn't know what the article actually says. | ||
| If he read it, it would have said... | ||
| This might not have anything to do with Trump himself. | ||
| It might not have anything to do with the Trump campaign. | ||
| That's in the actual article. | ||
| So hold on. | ||
| What kind of surreal alternate universe would we live in if Alex Jones actually read articles? | ||
| Thoughtful Alex Jones. | ||
| It would be a better world. | ||
| It would be a better world. | ||
| Yeah, we wouldn't have to do this podcast. | ||
| Either that or there would just be somebody else who would take his place. | ||
| Yeah, probably. | ||
| There's always going to be. | ||
| Have you considered that the wheel of time is unending? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We were destined to fight forever. | ||
| Me and Alex Jones are destined to fight forever. | ||
| There will always be the pendulum swinging back and forth. | ||
| Me and Alex Jones are basically like Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens. | ||
| That's a wrestling reference for my nerd fans. | ||
| But the point is, this guy, Alex doesn't let him really speak to the point where he can get this out, but his argument is that we wrote this story, and then right-wing blogs picked it up, and the president referenced it as evidence. | ||
| Without engaging with what the story actually said. | ||
| Which is the 100% truth, and it's Alex's MO. | ||
| So he actually says Infowars, which is what sets Alex off on a fucking tizzy. | ||
| But his argument is right. | ||
| This Matt Rosenberg, he is totally right. | ||
| That is what happened. | ||
| They wrote this article. | ||
| Infowars wrote an article lying about what their article said. | ||
| Trump responded to that. | ||
| And then now we're here. | ||
| So Rosenberg told the truth. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And that's where he went wrong. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Because he didn't realize there were... | ||
| He didn't realize the truth is bad. | ||
| But now that we know the full picture, let's enjoy just marinating and Alex being so sure he's right when if you watch the CNN clip, it is proof that he's wrong. | ||
| Let's dance this dance. | ||
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It's getting bizarre at this point because we've said it very clearly, and I said on your show, that that's not what the story said. | |
| Anybody can read the story and see that's not what it said. | ||
| We have the cover of the newspaper. | ||
| Put back on screen for TV viewers. | ||
| New York Times, January 20, 2017. | ||
| And then we have the day before, the day after. | ||
| We have it all. | ||
| You have the intercepts. | ||
| You recorded it all. | ||
| You recorded Tump Tower. | ||
| Tom Tower! | ||
| But you're hoping the viewers of CNN are the types that don't go look this up. | ||
| No, you are. | ||
| You cheat! | ||
| You're a cheater! | ||
| Shut him down. | ||
| Shut him up. | ||
| If we don't take down the lead elephant, if we don't get Jones, and fast, this is the top of the Democratic Party right now. | ||
| Uh-uh. | ||
| I don't want to take you down, Alex. | ||
| We're the closest to people who pay attention to you enough to maybe want to take you down. | ||
| We don't. | ||
| Do you know how little they want to take you down? | ||
| I legitimately think... | ||
| No one listens to our podcast. | ||
| We have hundreds of listeners. | ||
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It's great. | |
| We appreciate it. | ||
| Yeah, no, that's true. | ||
| But we are probably the most sincere opposition to Alex that exists. | ||
| The Democratic Party does not give a fuck about you, bro. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Does not care. | ||
| If they did, God, we would be paid so much more. | ||
| Yeah, oh, Jesus Christ. | ||
| We would be paid in the ones of dollars. | ||
| Yeah, if Soros... | ||
| Soros? | ||
| Soros? | ||
| If George Soros gave a fuck about you, he would be paying my rent. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| And my man? | ||
| He ain't. | ||
| So, uh... | ||
| Goddamn. | ||
| That's the cold talking. | ||
| Goddamn paid protesters. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Confirmed, we have moles. | ||
| Our meeting on how to take us down right now. | ||
| You're going to see probably movement in the next few weeks. | ||
| So also, I'm sorry, I paused at the wrong time. | ||
| He was saying that he has moles in the Democratic Party. | ||
| Not celebrity moles. | ||
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Cheap shot. | |
| Cheap shot! | ||
| Cheap shot! | ||
| He also doesn't have moles in the Democratic Party. | ||
| Where would you even put moles in the Democratic Party? | ||
| Oh, I'm an undercover patriot. | ||
| Like in the DNC? | ||
| Yeah, I guess so. | ||
| Like you got moles there? | ||
| Like, hey, bro, I also like socialized medicine. | ||
| Tell me about what Pelosi's thinking. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Pelosi isn't insane. | ||
| How about her? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| She totally doesn't believe that Bush is still the president. | ||
| How about you? | ||
| What do you think? | ||
| I'm totally fitting in. | ||
| Just, like, on his lapel, he's got a mic. | ||
| Hey, youngins, you like marijuana, don't you? | ||
| Speak into this. | ||
| It's so stupid. | ||
| Because they just don't know what to do, because I will show you the New York Times. | ||
| Let's skip the break. | ||
| We might even be here soon, so it doesn't even matter. | ||
| Oh, okay, good. | ||
| Seriously, this is it. | ||
|
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Good. | |
| Let's start at the beginning, and I'm not going to interrupt. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| Let's go back to Anderson Cooper and this New York Times guy sitting there trying to look like Lex Luthor. | ||
| Do you think he interrupts? | ||
| He's not going to interrupt, right? | ||
| Do you want to keep a count, or should I? | ||
| Yeah, I think it's on you. | ||
| Okay, ready? | ||
| Acting tough, here it is. | ||
|
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What do you make of the White House citing your article as part of the evidence? | |
| I mean, it's getting bizarre at this point. | ||
| We've said it very clearly, and I said on your show, that that's not what the story said. | ||
| Anybody can read the story and see that's not what it said. | ||
| And so there's this bizarre circular thing happening where the president cites a theory that he was wire-tablished. | ||
| I can't handle it. | ||
| Pause again. | ||
| 22 seconds, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| Not bad. | ||
| 22 seconds. | ||
| That's a new record. | ||
| I don't want to send Don Sells our article or a Paul Watson article. | ||
| I want the crew. | ||
| I'll do it myself. | ||
| I've got a great crew, but I want to show like 30, 40 articles. | ||
| I've already done it before with the Washington Post and New York Times where they said, we have intercepts. | ||
| We have transcripts. | ||
| We know they had Russian contacts. | ||
| Again, he's probably just talking about misrepresenting headlines for 30 articles. | ||
| And based on what we know of what he thinks the news is, It could include Breitbart or Zero Hedge or any of these other wingding outlets. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, yeah, go ahead, Alex. | ||
| Great. | ||
| You can put 30 articles together. | ||
| It doesn't mean anything. | ||
| None of those articles are... | ||
| They don't... | ||
| Follow journalistic standards. | ||
| Which is a disappointment in and of itself. | ||
| The fact that he can put together 30 articles really bums everybody out. | ||
| Well, I was putting together... | ||
| We should all be bummed out by that. | ||
| I was putting together the citations for the last episode, and we were talking about that Iowa... | ||
| Basketball team. | ||
|
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Racial slurs. | ||
| Racial slurs. | ||
| Like when Michelle Obama said honky. | ||
| Right. | ||
| The kids were forced to apologize. | ||
| They were not forced to apologize. | ||
| Right, but that was the story. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| One of the things I did was I linked to tons of conservative blogs that ran with the story, and it was not offensive, but it was shocking to me how many there were. | ||
| I had to not include all of them. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because it would have been too many links. | ||
| It was like... | ||
| On the front page of Google, it was like 50 blogs. | ||
| Really? | ||
| These dumb kids think that it's unpatriotic to wear American flag colors. | ||
| It's insane. | ||
| Now, with our knowledge of the Cambridge Analytica stuff, do you think I would have the same Google search results? | ||
| If I searched it, right? | ||
| It's anyone's guess. | ||
| You have those because you're in that world. | ||
| I've searched for Alex Jones too much. | ||
| They're trying to tell you what you think, which is interesting. | ||
| So their whole thing is that they can, by analyzing the number of different things that you like on Facebook and how many searches and all of that stuff, what must they think of you? | ||
| With your researching the insanity, they must think you're insane, right? | ||
| Cambridge Analytica must look at you and be like, what the fuck is happening with this guy? | ||
| A lot of pornography. | ||
| A lot of Alex Jones. | ||
| Which is the same thing. | ||
| Listening to Buzz Skaggs. | ||
| Avril Lavigne, Lana Del Rey. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's very confusing. | ||
| A lot of old, steely Dan. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Yeah, they've got to be... | ||
| I'm a riddle to them. | ||
| Mine is just, he's probably got a black thing. | ||
| This kid is depressed. | ||
| All right, let's get through this. | ||
| There were headlines like, cloakroom bug to catch Russians just last year. | ||
| I mean, it was full-on. | ||
| They were on the news saying, we need the Justice Department to investigate Trump and to surveil him, this was six months ago, about his Russian connections. | ||
| And then they did it. | ||
| And now these agencies are all covering their ass, lying up the chain of command, saying something that all of us heard them say thousands of times. | ||
| Thousands? | ||
| So that's our job here at InfoWars, is to get the clips, and I'm giving the listeners... | ||
| The listeners will go find these two, but we need you, Matt, because we're overwhelmed here, but there's so much of it. | ||
| Just search. | ||
| Democrats, Congress call for investigation into Russia ties. | ||
| The thing is, it gets exhausting when you're lying. | ||
| You know, this isn't that hard for me. | ||
| Him just saying that made me think, like, we're if Infowars was honest. | ||
| All the things that he says he's doing is basically what you do. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I'm just here to provide color commentary. | ||
| Like, I'm the Phil Simms of this broadcast here. | ||
| Now, the downside is... | ||
| You're the one doing all the work, and I just do weird spoken word poetry about nonsense. | ||
| Right, but I mean, you can't have a play-by-play without color. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| That's how it goes. | ||
| But yeah, you're doing the job that Alex Jones says he's doing, and weirdly enough... | ||
| It turns out he's not doing that job. | ||
| And he has millions of dollars. | ||
| I have a 9-to-5 job. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Which kind of gives you an idea of where we are at with reality in the current political climate. | ||
| To be fair, we've only been doing this show for like two or three months. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| It's not that... | ||
| Has it really only been that long? | ||
| I'm sorry, Trump has been president for so long I've forgotten my own name. | ||
| We started the show before the inauguration. | ||
| Jesus Christ! | ||
| That feels like 7,000 years ago. | ||
| I know it does. | ||
| My parents don't believe the earth has been around as long as I feel like Trump has been president. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| But look, the reality is he's complaining about we don't have enough human intelligence. | ||
| We don't have enough. | ||
| We need more help. | ||
| We need more help to get all this stuff because there's so many lies. | ||
| And it's like, I can do this on my own. | ||
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I can bat you down on my own. | |
| I don't need a team. | ||
| All I need is my friend over here laughing and bringing over wine sometimes. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And us just having a good time. | ||
|
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Yep. | |
| Well, I mean, you know. | ||
| No. | ||
| Listen. | ||
| Hey, hey. | ||
| One of us does the work. | ||
| That was not throwing shade. | ||
| That was not. | ||
| Listeners, you go ahead and decide which one of us does the work. | ||
| The one that's obsessed. | ||
| But, like, yeah, it's pathetic. | ||
| It's pathetic, this idea that this guy who has an operation worth millions of dollars with a team can't fucking get his shit together to know what he's talking about when the information is all right in front of him. | ||
| It's not pathetic. | ||
| It means he's lying. | ||
| But that's... | ||
| See, and again, this is where we keep going back to. | ||
| It is within his self-interest to not tell the truth. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| But at the same time, he seems so convinced of the lies that he's telling. | ||
| Is this just a weird, like, one of those coincidences of statistics where somehow we have a man whose naked ignorance somehow coincides with his naked self-interest? | ||
| Well, do you know how one of the features of schizophrenia is often you can hold beliefs that can't logically be penetrated? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| I'm not saying that Alex Jones is schizophrenic. | ||
| I'm not diagnosing him or anything like that. | ||
| But that is one of the features of schizophrenia. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| One of the features. | ||
| Not the bugs. | ||
| One of the features. | ||
|
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Right, right. | |
| And so you can have this belief in your head that you've worked yourself into, and no matter what someone argues... | ||
| to rationalize it and use their argument as proof of what you already believe. | ||
| Whatever it is they say we're doing is what they're doing. | ||
| Well, I mean, that's one flavor of it. | ||
| That's one kind. | ||
| And it stuck with him to the point where now... | ||
| 35, 40 years later, he can't not believe that. | ||
| So all of this stuff, he's just incorporated whatever... | ||
| So he's built this entire life lie. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But he doesn't know that it's a lie. | ||
| Well, even if he does, which maybe he does, but if he allows even one tiny crack to form... | ||
| The whole thing comes crumbling down. | ||
| Yeah, you instantly realize that there are no globalists. | ||
| It doesn't have to be a big thing. | ||
| Like, you and I can absorb being wrong. | ||
| Like, that's kind of part of what we do. | ||
| Like, we're fine with that, right? | ||
| Every day. | ||
| But if he, one time, like, we've never heard him admit that he's wrong. | ||
| No. | ||
| Other than for him to admit that even when he was wrong, he was also right. | ||
| I didn't pull this clip because it was irrelevant, but... | ||
| On the Thursday show, he was complaining about John McCain saying that Rand Paul was working for Putin. | ||
| Do you remember that clip? | ||
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Yeah, I do remember that one. | |
| And he was like, he was relating it all to Ukraine. | ||
| And he's saying that McCain wants to go and have war with Russia, and that's why he's mad at Rand Paul standing there contesting his motion. | ||
| That was about Montenegro. | ||
| That wasn't about Ukraine. | ||
| Oh, that wasn't about that at all. | ||
| No. | ||
| So Alex was just wrong the entire time. | ||
| So he, on the next episode, admitted that he was wrong, he had the idea wrong, and then he just... | ||
| Here's the twist. | ||
| Oh, there's a twist? | ||
| He brings it back up, and he's like, I got a couple things conflated that was about Montenegro, but it's the same thing. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Well, that works out. | ||
| Good. | ||
| I like his yada-yada-yada-ing over that. | ||
| But that's the way he apologizes for things. | ||
| It's like, well, I was wrong, but it's the same thing, so I was right. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| And I mean, like, realistically, yes, I believe... | ||
| I don't know, it's so hard, because I'm day-to-day on this, in terms of what I think about what he believes. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But if you look at it as a 40-year mental illness about the globalists, you know, if you look at it like that... | ||
| Oh, my God, we would write such an amazing movie with Judd Apatow called The 40-Year Mental Illness. | ||
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The 40-Year Globalist. | |
| But everything falls into place. | ||
| All of the conspiracy theory shit, all of the reasons why he's joining up with Trump now, which he probably shouldn't have, all of the fear about an Armageddon, all of the way... | ||
| He can rationalize that, no, I'm not a snake oil salesman. | ||
| I'm really trying to help people. | ||
| If he actually has convinced himself that all this shit is real. | ||
| So it has to be that. | ||
| It has to be that. | ||
| For him to go home at night and sleep like a human being... | ||
| He has to believe it. | ||
| Well, the flip side of it is, like, he has people around him who he's convinced, which is fascinating. | ||
| That is fascinating. | ||
| That's, like, a Christ syndrome. | ||
| Yeah, it do... | ||
| Yeah, like, the real corollary to look back on through historically is, like, a cult leader, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, how many cult leaders actually believed what it was they were saying? | ||
| I would say a vast minority. | ||
| You disagree? | ||
| No, that's just an interesting turn of phrase. | ||
| Like, vast majority, but vast minority. | ||
| Yeah, I think a lot of them were being manipulative. | ||
| You think so? | ||
| Yeah, I think so. | ||
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Okay. | |
| I think a lot of them knew what they were doing. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I've studied Jim Jones in particular, so I can use him as an example. | ||
| Well, I mean, and you can go with L. Ron Hubbard, or you can go with, like, who's the Mormon fuck? | ||
| Joseph Smith? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How could you not come up with the most normal name ever? | ||
| Joseph Smith. | ||
| Because I was thinking of Brigham Young. | ||
| Oh, sure, sure. | ||
| Because he's the one... | ||
| Like, Joseph Smith may have just been a fucking lunatic who was bored. | ||
| Brigham Young was like the parlor of Mormonism. | ||
| Brigham Young was the one who fucking went to town on that shit. | ||
| Listen, I agree. | ||
| Why are we talking about Brigham Young on this podcast? | ||
| We're not done with this clip. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
|
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We've got to get back to this. | |
| All right. | ||
| All for surveillance. | ||
| Headlines went back months ago. | ||
| Intercepts and surveillance. | ||
| You know, Trump contacts. | ||
| The headline. | ||
| Wiretaps. | ||
| Caught Trump. | ||
| I mean, he just showed the headline and he's saying it's bizarre in the circular reasoning that I say it and then Trump says it and then he has, yeah, I say you wrote an article with wiretap in the headline, Jack. | ||
| You bet I did. | ||
| But that's because you're only engaging with the headline. | ||
| That's the problem here. | ||
| And that's the consistent problem. | ||
| I say, Trump says, Trump says, I say, you say, I say, Trump says, hey. | ||
| What does God say? | ||
| What if he was one of us? | ||
| Just a slob. | ||
| Now they've changed it. | ||
| Intercepted Russian communications. | ||
| Oh, it's not a wiretap. | ||
| It's intercepted. | ||
| Communication's part of Inquiry to Trump Associates. | ||
| Print them all. | ||
| Oh, that's January 19th. | ||
| With Matthew Rosenberg and Michael Schmidt and Adam Goldman and Matt Apuzo. | ||
| Apuzo. | ||
| Apuzo. | ||
| Joseph. | ||
| And you talk to me like I'm one of your zombies. | ||
| Look at that look on that slime bag's face, man. | ||
| That arrogance. | ||
| Person, would you have that guy over for drinks or to play golf? | ||
| Would you go shooting with that jackass? | ||
| I'd take one look at somebody that's got that type of SH. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| Eat and grin. | ||
| And I don't walk. | ||
| I run. | ||
| And then look at Cooper. | ||
| Another fake. | ||
| Another fraud. | ||
| Another scumbag liar. | ||
| I am... | ||
|
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I'm not afraid of you guys. | |
| Just get that straight. | ||
| I'm going to defeat you. | ||
| The American people are going to defeat you. | ||
| God is going to defeat you. | ||
| Oh, please, God. | ||
| Oh, thank you for the victories we already have. | ||
|
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Oh, he's great. | |
| Fake laugh. | ||
| It's time to pray. | ||
| It's time to pray. | ||
| This rules over. | ||
| It's been a long time since it's time to pray. | ||
| I guess they're a little bit better than Kim Jong-un. | ||
| They'd love us to live under something like that. | ||
| That's what they want, folks. | ||
| They're getting rid of whiteboards all over the country. | ||
| Where did that one... | ||
| How did that find its way in there? | ||
| Again, that's an illustration of his waypoints. | ||
| His riff is so fucking silly. | ||
| It's so weak. | ||
| Yeah, it's like... | ||
| You know, if you go see a jazz musician and he always winds up... | ||
| On the same, like, little triplet. | ||
| You're gonna be like, you're fucking, you're shit. | ||
| You're not doing your homework. | ||
|
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| You know what I realized just now? | ||
| What? | ||
| Alex Jones is essentially a debate student who didn't prepare. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Like, he would have been thrown out of a debate club because he yelled too much. | ||
| Because it becomes obvious, like, oh, you don't know the source material. | ||
| You don't know, you're trying to make an argument about this thing. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| But the person, you know, who's opposing you has, like... | ||
| A nuanced understanding of the article, and he's saying that it doesn't say what you think it says, and all you have is yelling. | ||
| All you have is yelling because you don't know what it says. | ||
| Now, here's my counterpoint to that, though. | ||
| Hold on, can I counter-counter your point? | ||
| Not yet. | ||
| But you can coup my counter-coup. | ||
| I like that. | ||
| Here is the one thing, because I do have a... | ||
| I do... | ||
| I inexplicably have a basic knowledge of debate clubs and competitions. | ||
| I was in debate when I was younger, too. | ||
| And from all of the shit that I've read and experienced, a lot of the times, a confident demeanor goes a whole lot longer than knowing what you're fucking talking about. | ||
| It can. | ||
| And there aren't many more demeanors more confident, or at least confident in their lack of confidence. | ||
| Than Alex Jones. | ||
| Sure, but I will say he does not follow Robert's rules of order. | ||
| He does not follow Robert's rules of order. | ||
| He is not a respectful gentleman. | ||
| No. | ||
| No, sir. | ||
| Confidence is one thing, but petty, complete lack of confidence is another. | ||
| When it's totally obvious that your confidence is based in lack of confidence, then it's kind of invalidated. | ||
| Unless that is the experience of so many... | ||
| Dudes right now, right? | ||
| I guess so. | ||
| There's a lot of dudes who feel disempowered. | ||
| Isn't that what it is? | ||
| It's a bunch of dudes who project this idea of confidence while at the same time feeling constantly insecure about it. | ||
| You're basically talking about pickup artists. | ||
| Yeah, so there's always this idea of like we have to project. | ||
| Men going their own way. | ||
| We're men, but every morning they wake up going like, am I being a man enough? | ||
| Like, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, I guess so. | ||
| I guess you've just also nailed another reason why we've got to keep doing this show. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| The motherships and toxic masculinity. | ||
| Fucking toxic masculinity. | ||
| Anyway, this clip still isn't done. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| Somebody might write something that hurts somebody's feelings. | ||
| They're ending language. | ||
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They're not. | |
| They're not! | ||
| Except for our ruling class. | ||
| A turd basket. | ||
| I'm glad he doesn't say shit. | ||
| Matthew Rosenberg. | ||
| Yeah, let's show both his articles. | ||
| Intercepts. | ||
| Show Trump with the Russians. | ||
| Wiretap! | ||
| Show Trump's people with the Russians. | ||
| Written by you! | ||
|
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You! | |
| And you still force feed us because I'm wearing a tie. | ||
| I've got a shaved head. | ||
| I act like I'm really cool. | ||
| I fop around acting tough all day in New York. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Let's go back to him. | ||
| Here it is. | ||
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And see if that's not what it said. | |
| And so there's this bizarre circular thing happening where the president cites a theory that he was wiretap, which developed on the kind of fringe right-wing media. | ||
| 11 seconds, ladies and gentlemen! | ||
| 11 seconds! | ||
| Infowars then started saying, well, look, it was the New York Times that reported it citing our story. | ||
| Four seconds, ladies and gentlemen! | ||
| We do a lot of the thinking around here. | ||
| Actually, I'm pretty scared, quite frankly. | ||
| I'm pretty scared right now. | ||
| Because I'm not scared of what they'll do to me. | ||
| I'm scared of the fact that they might win if the other outlets out there don't get better memories. | ||
| If these are the two sides, we better fucking pray they win. | ||
| Are you saying it's time to pray? | ||
| It's time to pray. | ||
| It's time to pray. | ||
| Dear Lord, please don't... | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| You don't know how I feel! | ||
| You don't know what things are like! | ||
| Because, yes, National Review put it out. | ||
| They were forced to retract it, not because it wasn't true, but because it was so damning. | ||
| And National Review is run by the CIA. | ||
| That's declassified. | ||
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Whoa! | |
| So they pull it. | ||
| We're already covering it. | ||
| The web had already found it. | ||
| But we were already covering it months before that these headlines said this when they were starting to deny it. | ||
| So, yes, you're right. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| Half the time, Infowars is getting more intel out to help the president and save the republic than all other libertarian conservative media combined. | ||
| He just cucked out all of the other blogs that he relies on. | ||
| Yeah, I was gonna say! | ||
| But then secondarily, he's responding to something that is not what the reporter said. | ||
| That's not what Rosenberg said. | ||
| He said that Infowars lied about what was in his story, and then Trump responded to that. | ||
| Which, if you really look at it, is exactly what happened. | ||
| It's pretty much exactly what happened. | ||
| But just because... | ||
| It's maybe the only thing that happened. | ||
| But just because this guy on CNN did not follow the cardinal rule of keep my name out your mouth. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He now has to face Alex's wrath, where Alex once again misrepresents what he's saying. | ||
| It's great. | ||
| It's so fascinating. | ||
| God, I just want to know. | ||
| This is why I can teach a class on this. | ||
| The only thing I want now is just to see how Alex reacts to us. | ||
| That's turned into the only thing I want to find out. | ||
| If you're out there, tweet at him. | ||
| There are two things I want. | ||
| One, I want to have a well-researched biography of Alex Jones where – Either you or I just go around, talk to every single human being who he grew up with, who he talks to. | ||
| I want to know everything about his life. | ||
| I want to put together an actual biography of him. | ||
| The other thing I want to know is, does he think I'm funny? | ||
| Probably not. | ||
| No. | ||
| And then Drudge takes our articles and takes it to the next level and dominates. | ||
| And if it wasn't for Drudge and if it wasn't for InfoWars, people like this would be winning right now. | ||
| And all I care about is not letting scum like Matthew Rosenberg and Anderson Cooper to rule us. | ||
| Let's finish the piece. | ||
|
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And then after his tweet storm, Infowars then started saying, well, look, it was the New York Times that reported it citing our story, misreading our story. | |
| Stop it again. | ||
| I can teach a college course on this seat. | ||
| That's one problem with his tweeting. | ||
| His tweeting's great, but it's always got a link to even maybe something he writes on his own presidential page. | ||
| So he can say, this isn't true, look right here, here's my proof. | ||
| Has a memory. | ||
| He's smart. | ||
| Reportedly one like an elephant. | ||
| Basically photographing even at 70. And he remembers them all saying he was being wiretapped and being watched in the New York Times. | ||
| He reads it every day. | ||
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Nope. | |
| He reads the New York Times in the morning. | ||
| You know, cover. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| So he tweets, hey, there was some buying on me. | ||
|
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Blah, blah, blah. | |
| Again, he just said, yeah, he reads the cover. | ||
| He does not read the cover. | ||
| He watches Fox News. | ||
| But he probably reads like Alex reads. | ||
| He does not read. | ||
| He does not read. | ||
| I guarantee he might read headlines. | ||
| I guarantee he does not read headlines. | ||
| I said I guaranteed he might. | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| We might be in agreement. | ||
| But anyway, watch how this... | ||
| Remember we were talking about that Nadia Comaneci style finishing bravely? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Gymnastics. | ||
| He's about to finish his media criticism nobly. | ||
| Nadia Comaneci is your reference there? | ||
| Didn't she fall and then Bela Lugosi had to carry her off? | ||
| She did, but I mean, that's just an interesting reference there. | ||
| There's more new stuff. | ||
| Oh, okay, okay, okay. | ||
| Oh, that's fine. | ||
| It's illegal. | ||
| When they started to say he was a Russian agent and had proof, he's like, why are you spying on me? | ||
| Do you have warrants for that? | ||
| Then it came out they had warrants for Roger Stone and people, but not for Trump. | ||
| And then they hope they can Svengali you in this whole con game to sit here and hoax everybody and say, oh, Trump puts it out, and then we run behind him and then try to prove what he said. | ||
| No, we covered your article at the national inauguration on the 20th, dude. | ||
| I held it up on TV and radio. | ||
| I covered it! | ||
| Poorly. | ||
| Twice! | ||
| I was there! | ||
| I have a brain! | ||
| I remember, scumbag! | ||
| Trump remembers! | ||
| I'm going to play the rest in a minute. | ||
| The North remembers. | ||
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| He just immediately transitions into a sales page. | ||
| That goes on quite a while. | ||
| Oh, of course. | ||
| So he does that... | ||
| I'm so angry about... | ||
| Guys, get this. | ||
| Superman Vitality, bro. | ||
| Just the classic Alex Jones bullshit. | ||
| Exactly what we've always been... | ||
| This episode's been too long. | ||
| We're both under the weather and clearly at this point red wine drunk. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| A little bit. | ||
| So we should... | ||
| I mean, that clip I think spoke for itself. | ||
| Yeah, it's hard to do anything other than allow a man to speak for a total of 20 seconds. | ||
| That's incredibly insane, him not realizing that the point that the article was making is that they misinterpreted the headline. | ||
| And then him not knowing what was in the body of the article. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Him proving through his yelling for ten minutes that he doesn't know what's in the body of the article. | ||
| Every single aspect of that was sad, pathetic, pointless, hopeless. | ||
| You've just summed up our podcast. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Let's leave you on a positive note. | ||
| Guys, you can find us at knowledgefight.com. | ||
| You can find us on knowledgefight.com. | ||
| We have a website. | ||
| Like big boys. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Big men with dicks. | ||
| If you go to knowledgefight.com, you can actually follow us on iTunes from the goddamn website. | ||
| We got links up there. | ||
| We also have, you know, you can reach us through email at knowledgefight at gmail.com. | ||
| A growing body of biographical quotes regarding Alex Jones. | ||
| We're going to get to the bottom of what his life was really like. | ||
| Also, you can follow us on Twitter at knowledge underscore fight. | ||
| I don't think we have any other plugs. | ||
| No, I think that's just you and me. | ||
| I think we might just be... | ||
| What's that? | ||
| A couple of policy wonks. | ||
| A couple of ding-dong, cucked-out liberal policy wonks. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. |