Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the March 9th episode of The Alex Jones Show. Topics include: What exactly is "race pimping?" Is Alex Jones afraid of witches? Is anti-vaccination belief largely based on 50 year old science and debunked studies? Has John Rappoport hung up that picture yet?
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| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
| I'm a huge fan. | ||
| I love your work. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| We are a couple dudes who learned our lesson about white wine and are back to red. | ||
| We just like to sit around and drink wine and have a conversation about InfoWars. | ||
| What's the twist? | ||
| The twist, my friend. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Is that I know a lot about InfoWars, and Alex Jones in particular. | ||
| And I don't know a goddamn thing. | ||
| And therein lies the rub. | ||
| There's the fun of this show. | ||
| Guys, we're back. | ||
| Like I said, we're on the red wine. | ||
| We're drinking a nice gnarly head. | ||
| Because as I pointed out, that's what Alex Jones has got. | ||
| Alex Jones is the actual manufacturer of this wine. | ||
| He's the champion of the gnarly-headed. | ||
| He puts his head into smashed grapes, and then they just, using the weight of his head, he squeezes it down. | ||
| That's why his ear itches all the time. | ||
| Too much grape acidity. | ||
| He's trying to get little pieces of grape skin out. | ||
| So, if you're joining us today, what we're going to be covering is the Thursday, March 9th episode of The Alex Jones Show. | ||
| We're going to get into the ins and outs, the ups and downs, the whirly gigs and all that. | ||
| But first, I'd like to give a couple of shout-outs to things we will not be covering from the Thursday episode. | ||
| It ended with the fourth hour. | ||
| Did he do the fourth hour? | ||
| Did not. | ||
| We got a special report from our old friend John Rappaport, a.k.a. | ||
| Batman. | ||
| Batman came back? | ||
| He did. | ||
| Batman was back from creeping in the shadows. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| I didn't include it because, first of all... | ||
| So many reasons. | ||
| We were texting about this on Thursday. | ||
| I was like, I think he's going to talk about us. | ||
| And then he didn't, and I realized I'm a narcissist. | ||
| Yeah, we're getting delusions of grandeur here. | ||
| But only slight ones, because I think if John Rappaport knew about us, he might talk about us. | ||
| I think if anybody knew about us, they might talk about us. | ||
| Possibly. | ||
| Also, he still has not put up that picture. | ||
| Still. | ||
| The picture is still on the ground in his man cave. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| I was hoping that I would turn it on, the picture would be up, and it would be like, he definitely listens. | ||
| Is the picture just a younger version? | ||
| Like, are we doing a reverse Dorian Gray here? | ||
| It's not. | ||
| Where he gets older and the picture gets younger? | ||
| No, but he did get a haircut. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And it's unfortunate because him with really short hair makes it clear, like, how crazy Muppet googly-eyed he is. | ||
| Like, I have a cross-eye, so I'm one to talk. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| With that haircut, he looks ridiculous. | ||
| Does he still have the giant long-ass beard? | ||
| Pretty long, yes. | ||
| Pretty long? | ||
| Still has denture mouth. | ||
| So now he looks like short-haired Gandalf. | ||
| Yes, yes. | ||
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Gotcha. | |
| And his report is all about vaccines. | ||
| And so we don't need to go into that. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| But we will actually have to go into that because that is now the predominant narrative on Alex's show. | ||
| Just vaccines? | ||
| Vaccines in general, baby. | ||
| They're terrible. | ||
| They don't just cause autism. | ||
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They... | |
| Protect you against diseases. | ||
| And we need to have those. | ||
| Otherwise, you know, the pharmaceutical companies won't make the money. | ||
| This is slightly different than his take. | ||
| Oh, it is? | ||
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A little bit. | |
| Well, he needs to listen to this show. | ||
| He needs to listen to the show for that reason. | ||
| Rappaport needs to listen as we put up that fucking picture. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Also, a shout out to a band called Portugal Man. | ||
| Never heard of them. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Alex is furious at them. | ||
| Just because they're not American Man? | ||
| Is that what it is? | ||
| No, it's because in their music video, they show themselves burning a copy of an Infowars newspaper. | ||
| That's pretty great. | ||
| And Alex is like, you're burning us. | ||
| And oh, they got a Sikh to do it. | ||
| They got a man who looks like a Sikh. | ||
| Did he? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Was he wearing a hat? | ||
| Yeah, he was. | ||
| Okay, well, that's all I needed to know. | ||
| Whether or not it was a ball cap or anything, wear a hat equals seek. | ||
| Yeah, and he's like, all the Indians know I'm awesome. | ||
| They mob me in the streets and thank me. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| I'm assuming if he did go to India, he would be mobbed in the streets. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| For very different reasons. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Also, this is something that needs to be pointed out. | ||
| In the last week... | ||
| Alex has been going into fucking overdrive. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Almost every day, he's putting out, like, hour-long specials after the episodes. | ||
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Uh-huh. | |
| He's putting out Late Night with Alex. | ||
| No. | ||
| Sometimes it's him. | ||
| What? | ||
| Sometimes it's him. | ||
| No, no, no, no, no. | ||
| Ranting, sitting by a fireplace. | ||
| Stuff. | ||
| Like FDR's fireside chats, if FDR were a raving fucking lunatic. | ||
| Basically. | ||
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The only thing you have to fear is goddamn everything! | |
| The globalists are everywhere! | ||
| They're on the march! | ||
| Before, he was doing Monday through Friday, the first three hours of the show, and then he'd put out a special two-hour Sunday show every week. | ||
| This week, he put out a Saturday show. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| And I wanted to go over it in this episode, but it's not fucking worth it. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But it goes back to what I'm telling you about the vaccine shit. | ||
| So we're just all on the vaccine train. | ||
| There's no other news going on currently but vaccines. | ||
| It's too much news to cover, but it's not news and it's nothing. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But it's like, I listened to the Saturday episode, and he starts by cockily showing... | ||
| A vaccine? | ||
| Just an empty needle? | ||
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Like, this is what gave me cancer! | |
| We'll get into his specific theories, because he does go into it in this episode, I believe, a little bit. | ||
| But he has an insert from a vaccine, and he's like, look, right here in it, it says it will give you diabetes! | ||
| And I pulled up the insert and I read it, and it's like, it just has a laundry list of side effects. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You know, that could theoretically happen. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Is one of them diabetes? | ||
| It is. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| But then if you do some more research into it, you find that it's basically, that's a catch-all kind of thing. | ||
| That there was a discredited study from, like, the 1960s. | ||
| Oh, okay, so... | ||
| It doesn't actually give you diabetes because that doesn't make a goddamn lick of sense. | ||
| No. | ||
| But there was a dumb study 40 years ago, so just to be safe they put on there, it might give you diabetes. | ||
| Yes. | ||
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Great. | |
| That's my understanding of it. | ||
| Fucking fantastic. | ||
| And everything I can find that's peer-reviewed indicates that that's the case. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's not even how diabetes works. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Does Alex know what diabetes is? | ||
| I think he has the broad strokes of it that it has to do with sugar. | ||
| I think that's where he's at. | ||
| But he is afraid of it, so he has a bunker filled with insulin just in case he gets it. | ||
| I'll be honest, it couldn't hurt. | ||
| It doesn't look like he eats well. | ||
| There's always use for insulin. | ||
| What is that? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Did you see that on an episode of Doomsday Preppers? | ||
| No, it was something that Rappaport said. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So, he's just going buck wild on this shit. | ||
| And, like, I get it. | ||
| You gotta be afraid of something. | ||
| And a lot of the news that he's pitching is stale in this, like, it's looking real bad for Flynn. | ||
| It's looking real bad for a lot of these dudes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Roger Stone's probably in some deep trouble. | ||
| And Roger Stone and Alex Jones are fucking tight. | ||
| They're best friends. | ||
| Yeah, that's not good. | ||
| I don't know if we could pitch that narrative, but it does seem like they hang out. | ||
| I did finally look up. | ||
| The tattoo of Nixon Roger Stone has between his shoulder blades, and wow. | ||
| Yeah, you thought it wasn't real. | ||
| Here's the other thing. | ||
| Do you know what his quote on it is? | ||
| I don't remember. | ||
| He has this line he uses to pick up girls. | ||
| I'm the only guy with a dick in front and a dick on back. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| Yeah, right? | ||
| Don't you want him to explode? | ||
| Classy guy. | ||
| I don't want him to die. | ||
| I want just his left leg to spontaneously combust. | ||
| I don't even want that. | ||
| What I want is the pressure to keep rising on him so he blows himself up. | ||
| Oh, man! | ||
| Not physically, but if the strain keeps on him, he's such an angry, angry, racist, horrible person. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Under extreme stress. | ||
| Maybe he blows his brains out? | ||
| Well, no. | ||
| I mean, just recently, under all this stress, he ended up accidentally admitting that he talked to WikiLeaks. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| He tweeted that and then deleted it immediately. | ||
| In the same tweet as, you fucking bitch! | ||
| Yeah, you dirty cunt or whatever. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Although, here's what I want to happen. | ||
| So, you remember whenever Hillary and Bill had that, didn't they kill a guy, that narrative? | ||
| Vince Foster, right? | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| They know that that didn't happen. | ||
| But, if Roger Stone kills himself, oh, how many great books are we going to read about how Trump and Putin assassinated him? | ||
| And Clinton. | ||
| Yeah, it's all, put them all there. | ||
| Yeah, throw them all in the pot, mix it up, and we got some great conspiracy theory books. | ||
| We got globalist stew. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| So this episode today is a little bit all over the place. | ||
| I'll be honest. | ||
| I'm not going to tell you that this is a coherent episode by any means. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But he has a lot of things that are sort of through lines a little bit. | ||
| One of them today we're going to be talking about a bit is race. | ||
| There's a good bit of race talk. | ||
| I do not like it when he talks about race. | ||
| And just lies. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| But that's sort of the through line. | ||
| Race and lies. | ||
| He starts out the show. | ||
| He gives a shout-out to our friend Rappaport. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And then goes into an insane rant. | ||
| Immediately. | ||
| It's really good. | ||
| All about Batman. | ||
| Not Rappaport, just Batman. | ||
| It's great. | ||
| And here it is. | ||
| Rappaport's one of my favorite people to listen to, quite frankly. | ||
| That's one of the few people I'll actually listen to at midnight if I'm still up while I'm doing work. | ||
| I put Rappaport on when he... | ||
| I don't know why I'm volunteering that. | ||
| Did you hear how you ended that sentence? | ||
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I don't know why I'm volunteering that. | |
| He's like, I love Rappaport. | ||
| I don't know why I'm talking about this. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| He reminds me of my grandma's dentures. | ||
| It's beautiful. | ||
| She was a sweet woman before she was soft killed by the globalists. | ||
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She used to come into my bedroom and read to me at night and touch me. | |
| I am so angry right now that I'm calm. | ||
| That's what's happening. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| You're not getting the... | ||
| Quacking, Alex. | ||
| You're getting the very, very angry Alex right now, so I'm trying to control myself. | ||
| When he said that, I could not have been more excited. | ||
| The idea of Alex getting so mad he's calm is fascinating to me. | ||
| I'm just excited to know that he thinks... | ||
| His different emotions are a different Alex entirely. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Oh, I'm angry Alex today. | ||
| I'm not quacking Alex. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Whatever that means. | ||
| I'm not broke-ass Alex or Hobo Jones. | ||
| That's not me today. | ||
| Whenever I'm just slightly mad, I turn into a duck. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| All right, quacky Alex. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| You know why I'm pissed off? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Because it's so ridiculously obvious that Pope Francis is a horrible, demonic, anti-Christian slug. | ||
| Did not see that coming. | ||
| I did not know why he's angry. | ||
| George Ramos, one of the biggest TV hosts in the world, is an absolute elitist trying to ensure that Latin Americans never get a middle class. | ||
| I mean, they're so uncool. | ||
| And we have the WikiLeaks. | ||
| We know the social engineering. | ||
| I think we should eventually work up a supercut of people being uncool. | ||
| It's so uncool! | ||
| You can't sit with me at lunch because you are a demonic slug. | ||
| I've studied all these people. | ||
| I know I'm right. | ||
| I know Donald Trump actually wants a giant middle class and wants to advance people off of what they stand for, not what color they are. | ||
| Just like Martin Luther King said. | ||
| I know! | ||
| I know the ideology I'm promoting is an entire universe different and better than the globalists. | ||
| I know the globalists. | ||
| I feel like Martin Luther King Jr. did not say that. | ||
| That is not a Martin Luther King Jr. quote. | ||
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I have a dream that one day the globalists will be brought low. | |
| Yeah, I don't know. | ||
| I don't believe that MLK ever said that. | ||
| You don't think he had an anti-globalist stance? | ||
| I know it's not on the Wiki quotes. | ||
| You don't think WikiLeaks has documentation on Martin Luther King Jr.? | ||
| That maybe. | ||
| You don't think you have documentation on him being against these technocrats? | ||
| It's been in the white papers. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Phasing out humanity. | ||
| I've read four books by Bertrand Russell. | ||
| I've read five books by Zbigniew Brzezinski. | ||
| I've read both books Adolf Hitler wrote. | ||
| What a scumbag. | ||
| I have read it all. | ||
| I've basically read it all. | ||
| I've read... | ||
| He has to say that. | ||
| Hitler. | ||
| What a scumbag. | ||
| What a stinker. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I think he might even be uncool. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, absolutely. | ||
| Super uncool. | ||
| The social engineering books of... | ||
| Amber Bernays. | ||
| I've read the social engineering books of H.G. Wells. | ||
| H.G. Wells. | ||
| I don't say it like I'm bragging, but I realize that when I talk to pseudo-intellectuals, they might have read one of these they did their thesis on in college, and they walk around acting like they're all intellectual and lisping and acting wimpy like that's intellectual. | ||
| They don't do anything! | ||
| I want to caution you here. | ||
| He's about to lose it. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So just fucking take a sip of wine and enjoy some good old-fashioned screaming. | ||
| Excellent. | ||
| They know how to screw people over. | ||
| They know how to put out dumbed-down ideology that dumbed-down populations go along with, but it's like giving some man who's dying of thirst in the desert an empty glass and saying, here, here, drink that. | ||
| I just have hospitality. | ||
| I'm not even saying I'm a perfect person, but I like life. | ||
| I like hospitality. | ||
| I like seeing people do good. | ||
| And they see me as a chump, you see? | ||
| Because I'm not a sociopath. | ||
| I'm not a psychopath. | ||
| I am a primitive, snarling caveman. | ||
| But thank God I'm not one of these modern scumbags ready to screw everybody over. | ||
| I get fundamentally angry. | ||
| When I read WikiLeaks, thousands of pages of it, how they want to make you poor, how they want to hurt you. | ||
| I mean, I just did like, me and Buckley one night were up here late reading like hundreds of pages and he said, my God. | ||
| He said, how could anyone be this nasty? | ||
| He's like, look, they're all nasty. | ||
| Oh, we screwed these people over. | ||
| Oh, we're going to rip these people off. | ||
| It's like, I want to get these people. | ||
| I'll tell you point blank, man. | ||
| I want to get in a ring with them and go, here's a battle axe. | ||
| I've got one. | ||
| You want to screw people over? | ||
| Try it with me. | ||
| And it's not that I'm claiming I'm the toughest guy around, but I've got a will and an instinct to absolutely stomp their heads in. | ||
| I am sick of scum. | ||
| I am sick of backstabbing filth. | ||
| I am tired of these people. | ||
| I want to see the spirit of humanity rise up and defeat them! | ||
| They make a big joke out of the fact that I get pissed off. | ||
| The persecution of our species. | ||
| If you don't have empathy and you don't metaphysically feel it, it's not just empathy. | ||
| It's not just you see something happening and you're upset. | ||
| You can feel it! | ||
| I love how that ends. | ||
| Praise be to God! | ||
| I love how that segment ends with him screaming about empathy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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When everything that we've documented over the course of this show has been a glaring lack of empathy. | |
| He's a caveman lawyer. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But to be fair... | ||
| Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. | ||
| I'm no big city globalist. | ||
| I'm just a simple caveman. | ||
| But to be fair, I think when he says that I'm a caveman, it's... | ||
| Do you think they're calling him a caveman? | ||
| I think it's buzz marketing for his bone pills. | ||
| I think that's what it is. | ||
| I think that the bone pills have not sold all that well. | ||
| Maybe because they're bone pills. | ||
| And he's had to now introduce that new anti-yeast, anti-mold product. | ||
| In the middle of the week... | ||
| Like a douche? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I think it's another pill. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| I wish it was a douche. | ||
| That would be a fun one. | ||
| Info Wars douche. | ||
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So, in the middle of the... | |
| InfoWars, no vaginas or pencil necks here. | ||
| In the middle of the week, he's got all these plates spinning in terms of... | ||
| All this Russian stuff is bullshit. | ||
| Right. | ||
| WikiLeaks new Vault 7 dump has proved us right. | ||
| On everything, even though... | ||
| They didn't. | ||
| No documents that I've seen have anything to do with WikiLeaks revealing that they want to break you. | ||
| Or the idea that these things have been used on civilians or anything like that. | ||
| It's a leap that you can make, but there's no proof of it. | ||
| Once again, probable. | ||
| Not proven. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| But then, in the middle of the week, amidst all this stuff where he's like, I'm right, I've been shown to be right, and now you gotta listen to everything else I say because I'm right all the time, he spends an hour of his show pitching this new anti-east, anti-mold product. | ||
| He has his weird doctor, Dr. Group, come in. | ||
| Dr. Group. | ||
| That sounds fake. | ||
| That sounds so fake. | ||
| He also looks like a surfboard doctor. | ||
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Okay. | |
| That's what I would describe him as. | ||
| Dr. Man? | ||
| Dr. Bro. | ||
| So, yeah, he comes in and pitches this new product for an entire hour of the fucking show. | ||
| It's like, you're hurting. | ||
| How do you pitch a product for an hour? | ||
| Well, they just repeat a bunch of stuff about how the globalists are putting fungus in the air and shit like that. | ||
| God, I just want them to go full infomercial one time, just be like, hey, is this you? | ||
| Oh no, I'm covered in mold. | ||
| You're gonna need our new pill. | ||
| They basically do. | ||
| Yeah, okay. | ||
| I mean, it's not far off. | ||
| He's gone full, like, shill for a product. | ||
| Right, he's broke. | ||
| But he always has been this way, too. | ||
| He's always been a huckster. | ||
| He's always been like the snake oil salesman guy. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And it's never been subtle. | ||
| Like, even when he just had, like, super male vitality and shit, he'd have ads where he'd have a fake collar on the line. | ||
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No! | |
| Yeah, talking about how great the product is. | ||
| That's fantastic. | ||
| And, like, the one that I remember. | ||
| Just transparent. | ||
| Nonsense. | ||
| The one that I remember seeing is he was talking to some lady on the phone who was taking super female vitality. | ||
| And he was like, yeah, your husband probably getting tired of you being all over him, huh? | ||
| And she's like, I have been Randy! | ||
| I don't understand that at all. | ||
| What? | ||
| The super female vitality? | ||
| No, just allowing Alex Jones to talk to you like that. | ||
| Well, I assume it's a fake call from one of those services. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Or a friend of his doing a fake call or something like that. | ||
| It has to be. | ||
| It's absurd. | ||
| Or maybe an employee calling from the other room. | ||
| Oh, that poor employee. | ||
| So one of the other narratives that he's pitching pretty hard on this episode is Paul Ryan. | ||
| His healthcare plan sucks. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Which we agree. | ||
| But his issue is that Rand Paul has a better plan. | ||
| Which is to just get rid of healthcare entirely. | ||
| More or less. | ||
| Just burn down hospitals. | ||
| It's a lot like when the Nazis burned all the books. | ||
| They're like, ah, we can't have this knowledge getting out. | ||
| Rand Paul wants to make sure that we can't have people surviving stuff. | ||
| Yeah, his plan is, we have the votes to repeal now, so let's do that. | ||
| And then let's figure the rest of it out after. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Which is... | ||
| Brilliant. | ||
| Brilliant. | ||
| No. | ||
| It's a little bad at this point. | ||
| Because you already see how united they are and how quickly they will get a replacement healthcare bill once they repeal it, right? | ||
| They'll all agree on something. | ||
| They'll replace it. | ||
| It'll take only about a month or so. | ||
| Not all of the years. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| All of the years they could have been developing a healthcare plan to compete with Obamacare. | ||
| They did jack shit. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| And then Paul Ryan's idea was, eh, fuck it. | ||
| And I'm going to chase down this bill with a photocopier. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Anyway, here's some thoughts about Paul Ryan. | ||
| Has anybody done, like, SNL's probably done a Rand Paul Ryan sketch, right? | ||
| Where it's like Two-Face, and they split him in half, and they just argue with each other. | ||
| I think that's in Mad TV territory. | ||
| That is in Mad TV. | ||
| SNL might not go for that. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| And then, let's get to Paul Ryan first. | ||
| We have video. | ||
| Paul Ryan did a multi-hour presentation today where he went out with a TV and some graphics and lied to the American people. | ||
| I watched a part of it. | ||
| I've got a printout of what he said. | ||
| This is the best deal. | ||
| This is a lot better than Obamacare. | ||
| No, Rand Paul has pointed out that this is a horrible deal. | ||
| You're trying to deceive the president into getting behind it. | ||
| And I'm glad to say, Paul Ryan, we have the votes to repeal the whole stinking thing. | ||
| Then we can do something else if we want. | ||
| We're not going to have the original Republican screwjob version. | ||
| Are there some good parts? | ||
| Is it better than Obamacare? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| But it's not what Congress got sent there to do, and it's worse than what a repeal is, so you're not gonna get it, Eddie Munster! | ||
| You're not gonna get it, you sociopath con man! | ||
| You're not better than us! | ||
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We see through you, you piece of filth, and you will fall! | |
| That's some good shit right there. | ||
| If we could harness just this righteous anger for one second, like... | ||
| We use him, and then we kick him back again, but that is exactly what I want Chuck Schumer to go on TV and say. | ||
| I don't know, I feel like... | ||
| Word for word. | ||
| I feel like the blowback from yelling like that is pretty damaging. | ||
| It ruins your credibility for later. | ||
| Yeah, well, Chuck Schumer's a pile of shit, too, so I just wanted to... | ||
| He needs to fucking sacrifice himself so that all of us can live. | ||
| I don't wholly disagree with that. | ||
| But you can see what made Alex the most mad, and what he was screaming about there, is you think you're better than us. | ||
| This keeps coming back to this theme that Alex has this projection that he's putting on people. | ||
| They're like, you know, you're out there, you fake intellectuals lisping, and you've read one of these books, I've read them all. | ||
| You think you're better than me? | ||
| Paul Ryan coming out with your healthcare plan. | ||
| You think you're better than us? | ||
| He has a massive inferiority complex. | ||
| As he well should. | ||
| Because he's inferior. | ||
| People have rightfully been mocking him and ignoring him for 20 years on the air. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| So I would be pissed about that too. | ||
| But what he doesn't realize is that people who actually listen and engage with what he's talking about... | ||
| They're the ones who mock him the most, as evidenced by the podcast. | ||
| Yeah, you and me. | ||
| I have studied him extensively, and I think he's a lunatic. | ||
| He is absolutely a lunatic. | ||
| I do like how he very nearly, like a couple of times, he was really close to saying, this isn't better than Obamacare. | ||
| And he just can't do it. | ||
| He just can't bring himself to say... | ||
| They thought up a plan that is even worse than the garbage plan we hate so much. | ||
| Well, I think that if he did slip and say it, it wouldn't be outside of his philosophy. | ||
| Because if he said it's worse than Obamacare, you could easily cover that and be like, I expect more out of this. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Whereas Obamacare, we knew it was going to be us getting fucked. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Whereas this, this should be great. | ||
| This is worse. | ||
| It is worse. | ||
| It's like being told you get an ice cream and you get a boot in your ass. | ||
| You've gone too far. | ||
| I don't think he's ever said that. | ||
| I think you just made that up right there. | ||
| I was trying to come up with an Alex Jones-ian metaphor. | ||
| Exactly, and you fucking nailed it, which is the concerning part here. | ||
| So the rest of this clip is where Alex does one of his big things, which is claim that someone who he disagrees with is an enemy of the people. | ||
| God, I'm so sick of these con men. | ||
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so tired of them I'm gonna go to the next one I pray for the day he gets thrown out of Congress. | |
| He's a bigger enemy than Hillary Clinton. | ||
| He is the enemy of the American people. | ||
| Paul Ryan? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Eddie Munster. | ||
| He's right! | ||
| I know. | ||
| Paul Ryan is absolutely an enemy of the American people. | ||
| He is a negative... | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| I don't want you to say that because I don't like that phrasing. | ||
| I really think that labeling people the enemy of the people and stuff like that is a really dangerous thing to do. | ||
| It's very much what authoritarian dictators do. | ||
| But also, if you're doing something that is going to lead to the deaths of thousands upon thousands upon thousands of people, I do feel like you are an enemy of those people. | ||
| I think you are. | ||
| Look, Genghis Khan was never on the people's side. | ||
| Some people. | ||
| He was on some people's side. | ||
| His family's side. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| But I think that there's ways that you can express that without using that verbiage. | ||
| I know it's a fine point to make, but I think that in the same way that when Trump says that the fake media is an enemy of the people, you can get into this... | ||
| This place where it's really extreme othering. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And I don't like that. | ||
| I'm gonna go... | ||
| No, I'm gonna stick to my guns here. | ||
| Fake media is not the enemy of the people because fake media is not murdering thousands upon thousands of people. | ||
| Fair. | ||
| And what Paul Ryan is doing, make no mistake, is murder. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| It's legitimate. | ||
| I do believe that it is 100% murder. | ||
| Because he is sentencing thousands upon thousands of people to death. | ||
| For tax cuts. | ||
| We can agree on the substance of it and agree to disagree on the language aspect of it. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| But I think the more important thing that I want to bring up is that Alex Jones always talks about how people call other people racist in a manipulative trick to gain power over them. | ||
| And then he calls people the enemy of the American people in order to gain power over them. | ||
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Yes. | |
| So I just want to take a moment to point out that hypocrisy, which I think is probably more important than my little squibble about I don't like using... | ||
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Verbiage. | |
| Yeah, I don't like that use of... | ||
| Same sentiment, the words you don't like. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Enemy-izing people is really bad. | ||
| And that's something that Alex does a lot. | ||
| Another thing that he does a lot is illustrated in this next clip where he pretends that his own blog is the news. | ||
| Let's get to the internet censorship and the internet kill switch that's basically going into place. | ||
| But it's also happening in the real world. | ||
| Internet kill switch activated in slow motion. | ||
| Special report up on Infowars.com. | ||
| The real world kill switch? | ||
| Sure, yeah, absolutely. | ||
| It just ends the real world? | ||
| Yeah, the show. | ||
| It's been on too long. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But you see that. | ||
| He's like, it's in the news. | ||
| It's up on Infowars.com. | ||
| You're not the news. | ||
| You don't source anything. | ||
| There have been repeated instances of people sending you prank messages that you end up reporting as the news. | ||
| Which is fantastic. | ||
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It's great. | |
| That you can just DM Infowars and lie to them and they'll be like, I'll put it up! | ||
| Put it up now! | ||
| Paul Joseph Watson's DMs were open. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| He fell for multiple scam things. | ||
| It ruins all of your credibility. | ||
| So when you're reporting something and no one else is, there's a reason. | ||
| It's because you don't have journalistic ethics. | ||
| You don't have an editorial process. | ||
| So you just put up wacky bullshit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, I mean, it is something that's repeatedly sourced from his sources. | ||
| Or from himself. | ||
| Who have never revealed themselves. | ||
| Ever. | ||
| Other than Roger Stone. | ||
| And I guess Dr. Steve Pachenik. | ||
| Dr. Steve Pachenik. | ||
| Who doesn't believe in Sandy Hook. | ||
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| And Jesse James. | ||
| Who is a Nazi. | ||
| Who is a Nazi. | ||
| Who may or may not be a Nazi. | ||
| Let's walk that back a tiny bit. | ||
| If we eight ball it, all signs point to yes. | ||
| I believe that. | ||
| It's the coat. | ||
| Anyway, this next clip. | ||
| Let's see, what do we got going on here? | ||
| Just some nice fear tactics about liberalism. | ||
| And we managed to get Islamophobia, misogyny, and transphobia all in one clip that lasts maybe 45 seconds. | ||
| He successfully pulled off the triple deke? | ||
| Yeah, he did. | ||
| It's impressive. | ||
| In a very hateable way. | ||
| Woman gender studies degrees up 300%. | ||
| And you learn when you take these classes. | ||
| How to hate men, how to hate yourself, and how to roll over to Islam, though. | ||
| Because a guy opening a door for you is bad, but if a guy's going to cut your genitals off, that's Islam. | ||
| That's okay. | ||
| BBC presenter giving warning that we're saying transgender people can never be real women. | ||
| Yeah, they don't have wombs. | ||
| They're not real women. | ||
| You want to identify as that? | ||
| You feel like that? | ||
| Hey, knock yourself out. | ||
| Doesn't hurt me. | ||
| I don't hate you. | ||
| But don't then try to go teach kids and recruit. | ||
| So, that's stupid. | ||
| That's not how anything works. | ||
| That's incredibly stupid. | ||
| I don't think anybody is recruiting people as much as they are nurturing feelings that already exist in some people. | ||
| Or making it okay for people who are already trans at a very young age not feel like they're a fucking weirdo. | ||
| Also, hey, let's take a step back. | ||
| A womb does not make you a woman. | ||
| Well, I think, as we all know, women who have gone through the change of life are no longer women. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think that's just a fact. | ||
| Everybody knows that. | ||
| If you're barren, you're no longer a woman. | ||
| Absolutely not. | ||
| That's just how it works. | ||
| And you shouldn't teach kids. | ||
| No, absolutely. | ||
| You shouldn't teach them how to get rid of their wombs by aging. | ||
| Or having cancer or something like that. | ||
| And having organs taken out. | ||
| You know, like these things happen. | ||
| And it's absurd to say that that is the root of what being a woman is. | ||
| It's insane. | ||
| It's more turning women into baby factories as opposed to people. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| That's what he's ultimately kind of... | ||
| It is not that women have any agency at all on their own. | ||
| No. | ||
| They are just baby factories. | ||
| They're there to push out kids and be quiet. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And I don't think any... | ||
| I mean, we're getting things lost in the shuffle, but I also don't think that... | ||
| Women's studies classes teach you that... | ||
| To hate men, to hate yourself. | ||
| And roll over to Islam. | ||
| To roll over to Islam. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That'd be a very sharp pivot for your gender studies class. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| All right, guys. | ||
| We just read the collected works of Gloria Steinem. | ||
| Now we're going to stop, drop, and roll any time an Islamic man walks into the room. | ||
| That's what he's talking about, right? | ||
| Well, like, 101 is that, like... | ||
| Just feminist theory and, you know, maybe you look at some Georgia O 'Keeffe paintings, what have you. | ||
| Okay, your understanding of gender studies is now very suspect as well. | ||
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That's 101. | |
| Just look at Georgia O 'Keeffe paintings. | ||
| Second level. | ||
| Second level is just being cool with Muslims cutting off your clitoris. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's what it is. | ||
| That's what the studies are. | ||
| Ah, man. | ||
| That's a solid program. | ||
| See, you mock me, but I was presenting it as a dumb idea. | ||
| Much like Alex, you ought to take what I'm saying in context. | ||
| Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely is not any of that, and Alex is really fucking dumb. | ||
| Our next show, we wind up pulling clips from our own show and making fun of ourselves. | ||
| That would be an insane bottle episode. | ||
| The thing, though, I think is important is that he's never really been to college. | ||
| He's never been to college? | ||
| He went to junior college for a little bit and dropped out. | ||
| So, I mean, he's never really experienced what real colleges are like. | ||
| He's never... | ||
| I mean, his kids aren't old enough to be in college at this point. | ||
| I don't think he has any real-world experience with what campuses are. | ||
| He just reads fear propaganda about liberalism taking over colleges. | ||
| He clearly doesn't read articles that he talks about, so he just sees, like, campus activism and he thinks that it's terrorism. | ||
| It's completely insane. | ||
| He's living in a bubble. | ||
| You actually do make a really good point there, in that even though he lives in Austin, near multiple college campuses, the only way he gets that information is through that hometown, like, oh, we sent our kids to college and they came back gay. | ||
| That kind of propaganda. | ||
| That you see in shitty small towns. | ||
| Breitbart articles and drudge, too. | ||
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Right. | |
| Like, that's his glimpse into the world, and it's tragically flawed. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The window he's looking out is covered in dirt, and he doesn't realize he's not getting a view of the landscape. | ||
| That's very poetic. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| That's a perfect metaphor. | ||
| This is what happens when we have red wine instead of white. | ||
| White wine sucks. | ||
| Much more focused, much more poetic. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That's what we've discovered about our different alcohols. | ||
| Speaking about focus, Alex Jones has laser focus on some targets in this episode. | ||
| One of them, he wants to take down fucking Bill Gates because he's a eugenicist and evil and wants to kill all the third world populations with vaccines. | ||
| That's a supervillain plan from a movie. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| And Alex believes it's real. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| It's insane. | ||
| What a fascinating world to live in. | ||
| Everything is a movie plot. | ||
| Well, back when I used to sort of be a little bit more credulous, if I'm using that in the right way, of conspiracy theories. | ||
| I would read conspiracy theories and sort of... | ||
| I didn't believe them, but I would sort of entertain them more. | ||
| One of my big reasons for it is, like, what I'm doing is essentially making the world more interesting. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because if I don't really believe this, but I entertain the premise as a possibility... | ||
| Then, you know, it's not that I'm just going to work every day and living my life. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It's that there's a... | ||
| A hidden enemy behind every door. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| And there is, like, a superhero movie narrative going on behind the scenes. | ||
| It's like when you were seven and you were like, you know what? | ||
| I'm actually a secret ninja and I'm just waiting for the opportunity to show my skills. | ||
| That was Alex for the last 18 years. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, basically. | ||
| And I... | ||
| Like the movie Surf Ninjas. | ||
| Alex... | ||
| I really loved the movie Surf Ninjas. | ||
| It's not a bad movie. | ||
| It's not a bad movie. | ||
| It's not a good movie. | ||
| It's one of Leslie Nielsen's last movies. | ||
| It may have been his actual last movie. | ||
| Rest in peace. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Guy who was great for a bit. | ||
| And then his act got sort of stale. | ||
| But, look, we're not here to shit on Leslie Nielsen. | ||
| I do want to say that coming out the other end of that sort of dabbling in conspiracies, I'm much more comfortable now than I was then. | ||
| It's interesting to me how... | ||
| That is the ostensible idea behind it, is that you're making the world more interesting. | ||
| To me, that is saying that fake order is more interesting than real chaos. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Because the world is immensely interesting if you just see how none of it makes any goddamn sense and everybody's just randomly flying through everything. | ||
| Instead of being, you know... | ||
| A safe atom. | ||
| You are a radioactive isotope exploding all over the place. | ||
| No, that is that you hit the nail on the head there. | ||
| It is a false sense of order is more comfortable than accepting that there are tons of chaotic entities in the world that all have their own interests and they're rubbing into each other over and over again. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And sometimes alliances are made. | ||
| Sometimes conflicts break out. | ||
| But at the end of the day, it's not some crazy crypto group. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's somehow more comforting to think that there's an alien civilization that can shoot an asteroid at you than think, at any point in time, for no reason, with nobody at fault, the world just might explode because that's how asteroids work. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, there are a bunch of near-Earth objects. | ||
| Maybe one of them just lands on Earth sometime. | ||
| It's chaos to think, you know... | ||
| There's no rhyme or reason for it. | ||
| That's just the universe we live in instead of there's always somebody after us. | ||
| Well, rejecting chaos and randomness gives you a sense of power in some ways. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Because at least everything that happens isn't just the will of complete coincidence and randomness. | ||
| That's why you create God. | ||
| Yeah, it gives you some sense of power over your own destiny. | ||
| But then on top of that, the particular version that Alex sells... | ||
| Like with the globalists and with all this worldwide con job that's going on, it's a sense of having some power, but it's contained within complete powerlessness. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So it's very paradoxical. | ||
| You are always the victim of everybody else, yet at least you're aware that everybody else is after you. | ||
| Yeah, and because you're aware, you get to yell at everyone else who's stupid because they're a victim. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But anyway, Bill Gates is trying to kill us. | ||
| It's victim-blaming on a large scale. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| On an infinitely large scale. | ||
| It's incredibly sad. | ||
| But Bill Gates trying to kill us. | ||
| Bill Gates trying to kill us. | ||
| With vaccines. | ||
| And they can now look at humanity is already overpowering the AI. | ||
| We're already overpowering their best mind control, their chemicals, their biologicals, their radiologicals. | ||
| Super weaponized stuff. | ||
| Large segments of the public are basically resistant or becoming immune to it. | ||
| And the globalists now see the rise. | ||
| Of the next level of resistance, and they're already evacuating many of them. | ||
| Because, again, the ones in charge are so cowardly, so wicked, so evil, that they now understand there's a good chance they're going to lose. | ||
| So they're already moving to phase two, armored redoubts, emergency escape ships, underground bunkers, I mean, big facilities, understanding that they may have to have a staged nuclear war bioweapon release. | ||
| It's going to be bio, like Bill Gates said. | ||
| To wipe us out. | ||
| The problem is, if you don't get all of us, we're going to get you, because then the gloves are off. | ||
| It's not like you're going to release this stuff and act like terrorists, did it, Bill? | ||
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| That's how I would do it. | ||
| Bill Gates' wife last year gave a speech in Germany. | ||
| She said, if you don't stop talking about this, those of you conspiracy theorists saying we're trying to reduce population, a lot of people are going to die. | ||
| Then the word went out, well, didn't you get that threat? | ||
| Like, oh, I got the threat. | ||
| You just think, like, we don't know how dangerous it is to go up against you. | ||
| Oh, my God, you threatened us. | ||
| Oh, my gosh, I'm going to run away scared now. | ||
| They think we're stupid. | ||
| They keep going, sell out to us, back off, or we'll get you. | ||
| And it's like, sell out to killing everybody? | ||
| Sell out to jumping in bed with a bunch of demons? | ||
| Hell no. | ||
| So yeah, that's fun. | ||
| What do you got there? | ||
| What note did you take? | ||
| I like how you said we're already overcoming AI. | ||
| As if... | ||
| AI is not improving? | ||
| He thinks AI has already reached the top and we're finally... | ||
| I saw that movie. | ||
| I saw that movie AI. | ||
| It was shit. | ||
| We overcame that movie. | ||
| I saw Bicentennial Man. | ||
| Haley Joel Osment's a coward and a globalist. | ||
| Or resistant to it whenever he's talking about diseases and shit. | ||
| Does he think that's how... | ||
| Diseases disappeared, not vaccines? | ||
| Probably. | ||
| Like, we're all just immune to smallpox now? | ||
| Yeah, he just took enough weird nootropics that he sells, and you're fine with smallpox. | ||
| As we all know, smallpox begins in the bones if you just ate more bone pills. | ||
| A hundred percent. | ||
| A hundred percent. | ||
| So anyway, at the end there, too, he's talking about Melinda Gates giving a speech. | ||
| If you don't stop talking, all of you will die. | ||
| A lot of people will die. | ||
| That's an interesting threat. | ||
| I looked up that speech. | ||
| I bet she said that word for word. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| Alex is really good at quoting people. | ||
| Nope, did not say that. | ||
| What she said was essentially that all of these people who are spreading these conspiracies and all this negative talk about vaccines, the end effect of it is people dying. | ||
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| Because if enough people... | ||
| Get on this anti-vaccine train and outlaw vaccines or something along those lines. | ||
| Populations will die. | ||
| We will introduce ancient diseases back to our modern day. | ||
| You guys remember how all your friends didn't die of smallpox or the plague? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, now they will. | ||
| So that's what she's saying. | ||
| It's not a threat. | ||
| It's saying there is real consequences to... | ||
| It's a warning. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And it's also kind of a threat. | ||
| Well, not really. | ||
| Not from her. | ||
| She's pointing out this is a threat. | ||
| You're threatening human beings. | ||
| It's more like she's telling you you're the threat as opposed to she is to you. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So it's wildly... | ||
| Also, why would that threat make any sense? | ||
| What do you mean? | ||
| If you don't stop talking, a lot of you will die. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Why is that? | ||
| How does that make sense as a threat to him? | ||
| Shut your mouth, conspiracy theorist. | ||
| I'm going to give you smallpox. | ||
| Yeah, is she saying that they're going to give you vaccines? | ||
| I guess. | ||
| But isn't that the whole thing that he's saying they're going to do anyways? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| So if you conspiracy theorists don't stop talking about the vaccines we're going to give you, we're going to give you vaccines? | ||
| It's just Melinda Gates out in a tree outside Alex Jones' house with a blowgun. | ||
| She does her own wet work. | ||
| That's what we know about Melinda Gates. | ||
| There's one thing we know about Melinda Gates. | ||
| She gets her hands dirty. | ||
| Speaking of wet work, super female vitality. | ||
| So, like, what the fuck? | ||
| It's, like, the premise that Bill Gates wants to kill people off with vaccines is flawed. | ||
| Just flawed. | ||
| The premise... | ||
| It has some good points to it. | ||
| Well, no. | ||
| A few flaws, though. | ||
| It's one of those things. | ||
| We'll cover it more in depth in another episode. | ||
| I just don't think we have the bandwidth to do it today. | ||
| I do think that the critique of him is built on not the craziest foundation. | ||
| It's wrong. | ||
| Oh, we're going to get into that then. | ||
| Not now, but someday. | ||
| It's not as wrong as a lot of other theories. | ||
| Well, since we are paid by Soros, he did tell us to go after other billionaires. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's just how that worked, right? | ||
| He gave us our marching orders. | ||
| It's in the contract, which you can find on knowledgefight.com, which isn't a real website. | ||
| We will syndicate this show at no cost to you. | ||
| Again, you can find Alex Jones' affiliate contract on his website. | ||
| It's not a good deal. | ||
| But what I'm getting at is, in terms of the theories that he has, there are ones that I'm like, I don't know how you came up with that. | ||
| And then there's ones where I'm like... | ||
| I can see what you're misinterpreting, and I'm saying that this Bill Gates one is that camp. | ||
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Gotcha. | |
| I can see why you are misunderstanding this, not like whole cloth. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But the thing about Melinda Gates is whole cloth just making it up. | ||
| Yeah, he very clearly made that up. | ||
| And he totally has to know he's lying about that. | ||
| He has to know that he's misrepresenting it. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I think. | ||
| This comes back to another, like, one of our arguments. | ||
| Sometimes we disagree on whether or not he's intentionally lying or just stupid. | ||
| I think my feeling on it is a lot of the time he has to go. | ||
| Or just paranoid, because that quote from her, if you are a complete and utter paranoid lunatic, you could interpret that as a threat. | ||
| I could definitely see that, because here's the thing that he is always thinking. | ||
| They are talking about me. | ||
| And they... | ||
| He is always... | ||
| They exist. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| They are always talking... | ||
| To me. | ||
| Melinda Gates' speech is not to anti-vaxxers. | ||
| It's to Alex Jones. | ||
| So when she says anything that involves a subject and then a clause that involves the consequences, the consequences are always drawn to him. | ||
| Directly to Alexander Emmerich Jones. | ||
| Directly to that man. | ||
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| So I can see him not lying purposefully on this one. | ||
| It's possible. | ||
| You make a decent point. | ||
| Oh, well, who cares? | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| Lest you think that Alex Jones is really only interested in talking about, you know, philanthropist women. | ||
| No, that's not the case. | ||
| He also wants to talk about pop culture celebrity women. | ||
| Oh, great. | ||
| That's always a good section of this dumb show. | ||
| Here's the part of the show where Alex Jones talks a little bit. | ||
| Maybe a little bit out of school. | ||
| Maybe a little bit inaccurate. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Is it about Sandra Bullock being a Nazi? | ||
| It is not. | ||
| It is about our old friend, Katy Perry. | ||
| And look at this. | ||
| Nuns go to war with Katy Perry over witchcraft. | ||
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I just got a great image in my head. | |
| I just saw an ancient battlefield with nuns carrying shields and swords and Katy Perry dressed as a Valkyrie from one of her dumb videos just standing there. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| I want to see that movie. | ||
| It would be a great movie. | ||
| It would be a great movie. | ||
| Better than AI. | ||
| Katy Perry versus nuns. | ||
| But do you know what that story is about? | ||
| No. | ||
| She wanted to buy an old nunnery. | ||
| She wanted to buy this nunnery in L.A., and they said because of some of her dubious religious past, they don't want to sell it to her. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And so there's a conflict going on about that. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| So it's just like a property dispute? | ||
| Basically. | ||
| Are the nuns still living in the nunnery? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Or is it just an empty building? | ||
| I don't know all the details on that. | ||
| Do the nuns need to have... | ||
| One final dance-off in order to pay off the mortgage on the numbering, so Katy Perry can't take it. | ||
| You're talking a Golan Globus movie here. | ||
| I am absolutely talking about that. | ||
| No, it's not that. | ||
| No talent shows, no nothing. | ||
| I don't know if they still live there or if it's abandoned, but it is still owned by the Archdiocese. | ||
| Gotcha. | ||
| So she'd be buying it from them, and there's a conflict about it because in the past... | ||
| She had an interview years ago where she said that she wanted to be a Christian artist initially when she was younger, but that it wasn't marketable and she couldn't be successful in that. | ||
| And so she said she went to pop music and she phrased it as selling her soul to the devil. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Which is sort of a creative flourish. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But people have taken that... | ||
| That seems like she just said... | ||
| That she wanted to spread her Christian nonsense. | ||
| But then, as a good business decision, she didn't. | ||
| So that's why they're not selling her a nunnery. | ||
| Well, people take that very literally and think that she actually sold her soul to the devil. | ||
| She's not a 1930s blues musician here. | ||
| She's not. | ||
| She's very much not that. | ||
| One, she's not even black. | ||
| No. | ||
| Two, she's not from the South. | ||
| No. | ||
| Three, no one has lost their head in any of her songs. | ||
| I do really like it very well. | ||
| Zero trains, nothing, nobody's had their head cut off by a train. | ||
| Outside of like California Girls, I like most of her songs. | ||
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Okay. | |
| But anyway. | ||
| All right. | ||
| I think a more accurate... | ||
| I can see why you want her to buy this nunnery. | ||
| I don't really give a shit. | ||
| But a more accurate sort of version of it would be like a pink lyric from Don't Let Me Get Me. | ||
| I love discovering your weird pop... | ||
| Just your very, very detailed knowledge of pop stars. | ||
| Well, she has a lyric in that song where she's talking about meeting L.A. Reid, the big record producer. | ||
| And L.A. told me, you'll be a pop star. | ||
| All you have to do is change everything you are. | ||
| That's sort of a more... | ||
| That really touched you deeply, didn't it? | ||
| No, I just remember the song. | ||
| It absolutely... | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| I think... | ||
| But I think it's a more accurate version and a more sensational version of what she said. | ||
|
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| But then everyone's like, Katy Perry sold her soul of the devil. | ||
| And I think it's a compelling narrative mostly because she used to be a Christian artist. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And her real name is Kate Hudson. | ||
| And she can't go by that. | ||
| No, she can't go by that. | ||
| But anyway. | ||
| Never gonna win any Grammys. | ||
| Alex has more thoughts about her and doesn't spell out the specific situation. | ||
| Lady Gaga was a Christian musician, too, before she decided to dress up. | ||
| I do not know about that, but I do know her name is Stephanie. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But he has more thoughts about this, and then he's going to get into some witchcraft stuff that I'll break down a little bit further when we get there. | ||
| He's just going to talk about the movie The Craft. | ||
| And it goes on from there. | ||
| Now, let's talk about this together. | ||
| Every time I talk about Katy Perry or Lady Gaga doing a satanic ritual on TV, they have national news headlines saying, I'm insane. | ||
| Also, podcasts say that. | ||
| Every time I talk about Katy Perry or Lady Gaga. | ||
| I do it a lot. | ||
| I know! | ||
| That's a very revealing statement. | ||
| I talk about Katy Perry and Lady Gaga all the time, and people think I'm the lunatic. | ||
| People think I'm crazy because I'm drawing connections where they don't exist. | ||
| Oh my God, what am I saying? | ||
| Oh man, when are we going to get Rainbow Snatch a recording contract? | ||
| She might be on the bench. | ||
| She's not appeared in the last week or so. | ||
| Poor girl. | ||
| I'm making up that witchcraft is taking place. | ||
| Whether you believe in the devil, or you believe in the occult, or whether you have a Christian view, whatever, this is going on. | ||
| And when you watch the Super Bowl events, or you watch the MTV events, or you watch the Grammys or the Emmys, they are chock full of everything from classical Satanism, black magic, to Egyptian occultic stuff. | ||
| It just runs the gamut. | ||
| I've covered Skull and Bones. | ||
| I'm the only person to ever sneak into Bohemian Grove and actually get out with the footage without being arrested. | ||
| I'd also like to again remind everyone, look into the real story of that. | ||
| It's not at all what he says. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Also, I really loved the halftime at the Super Bowl show. | ||
| Do you remember the one where Aleister Crowley did it? | ||
| Oh man, he was so good. | ||
| It was awesome. | ||
| It was him and NSYNC, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And of course, The Weeknd was there, because why not? | ||
| Let's just throw him in. | ||
| Is that them? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know bands, man. | ||
| I listen to Pink and then I shut it down. | ||
| That was where I said enough. | ||
| Alright, you got it. | ||
| I like how his view of witchcraft is whatever you believe witchcraft is real. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| No matter what you believe they believe it. | ||
| It's sort of where he Like how Neil deGrasse Tyson thinks of science, you know, like, it's awesome that science works whether or not you believe it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So does witchcraft, apparently. | ||
| Alex thinks it's like a universal truth that... | ||
| Witchcraft! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There are witches. | ||
| I mean, like, if you want... | ||
| Why else would you have burned people for it? | ||
| If you want to look into the history of satanic panic and, like, how much danger and damage it's done... | ||
| A grain band. | ||
| Is it a band? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
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Who cares? | |
| It should be. | ||
| It should be. | ||
| Satanic panic? | ||
| But, like, this happens over and over through our history. | ||
| We just keep getting scared of demonic forces, and it just makes us do horrible things. | ||
| You go back to the Salem witch trials, you go back to, like... | ||
| Tons of cases, like what was it, the McMartin school case? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| It's not something that's primitive. | ||
| It's something that does happen in our modern times, and Alex is guilty now of perpetuating it. | ||
| Or the mental hospitals just, you know, 60 years ago when people were still being tortured for, you know, all of that shit. | ||
| My uncle might be a part of that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| My uncle might be a war criminal. | ||
| No, no, he's just... | ||
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I know. | |
| He's just... | ||
| He just had religious ideas about psychiatry. | ||
| That's all. | ||
| We've talked about it. | ||
| Hey, witchcraft is real. | ||
| Let's not worry about it. | ||
| All right, here we go. | ||
| We're later set up and indicted by the grace of God. | ||
| Oh, yeah, they've really put people in prison that have snuck in there. | ||
| Not for that. | ||
| They go, set you up. | ||
| I mean, it's pretty hardcore. | ||
| But the point is, is we've been protected by God. | ||
| I don't believe I know. | ||
| And so Katy Perry and all these people are into witchcraft. | ||
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Yep. | |
| You know, I know Katy Perry's dad. | ||
| He's a preacher. | ||
| He's talked about it. | ||
| Katy Perry used to listen to the show. | ||
| Did she? | ||
| Long pause. | ||
| Did she? | ||
| Katy Perry is fully, fully aware of what she's doing and what she's up to and that you supposedly get power in this world if you tip your hat to the devil or you kiss the ring. | ||
| I guess Pope Francis would be the greatest incarnation of Satan I could ever imagine. | ||
| Christianity's bad. | ||
| Nationalism's bad. | ||
| Christian Roots of Europe's bad. | ||
| I mean, whoa! | ||
| Thank you for being honest, Methodopheles, Beelzebub, Baphomet, Satan, the Great Serpent, the Devil, the Morning Star. | ||
| Pope Francis is the new name of the Devil. | ||
| Pope Francis is the Devil, according to Alex Jones. | ||
| Pope Francis is the Dark Pope? | ||
| Yeah, he's... | ||
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Oh, man. | |
| No, because there is a Black Pope. | ||
| Apparently. | ||
| Well, if you've ever seen the fantastic movie The Order, starring... | ||
| What's his face? | ||
| The Joker? | ||
| Yeah, Heath Ledger and that one dude. | ||
| Wasn't that movie about the Sin Eaters? | ||
| Yeah, it was great. | ||
| I loved that movie. | ||
| Shannon Sossaman, Hottest Woman Alive. | ||
| I saw it because I worked at a movie theater. | ||
| I did not think it was great. | ||
| It's a terrible movie, but I loved it. | ||
| If you like Shannon Sossaman, go fucking watch 40 Days and 40 Nights. | ||
| Why would I watch that movie? | ||
| It's great. | ||
| It's not great. | ||
| Guy can't jack off for Lent. | ||
| Josh Hartnett is still not a good actor. | ||
| Although he was great in Penny Dreadful. | ||
| How do we always get off on weird? | ||
| He makes Shannon Sossaman. | ||
| Sossaman come with a rose petal. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's how great Shannon Sossaman is. | ||
| She's easy. | ||
| So the Pope is the devil. | ||
| The Pope is the devil. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The Pope is the devil. | ||
| All that stuff he's saying is, again, misinterpreting quotes that he made. | ||
| On the last episode, we had one of the Pope's things about Muslim terrorism not existing. | ||
| We broke down why Alex is lying and being dishonest about that. | ||
| When he talks about populism, what the Pope was saying is, historically, populist movements have ended up very poorly. | ||
| I didn't know that Christianity, then nationalism, like, witches are both the enemy of Christianity. | ||
| And nationalism. | ||
| Witches? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Remember earlier he was going, they're against Christianity, they're against nationalism, they're against the nationalist Christianity. | ||
| I must have. | ||
| That was witches. | ||
| I must have tuned that out. | ||
| That was witches. | ||
| That goes to show, like, I can just put Alex into, like... | ||
| He just becomes white noise at some point. | ||
| And white noise, as he would say. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| But, again, it's another misrepresentation of what the Pope is saying in order to demonize him and pretend they... | ||
| Alex's version of Christianity is real. | ||
| The mainstream version is demons. | ||
| The Pope is the devil. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's heretical. | ||
| That's pretty bad. | ||
| Especially considering in the same interview where he talks about populism ending up bad, which I think history bears out. | ||
| Most of the time there have been populist movements, it's ended up in disaster. | ||
| The French Revolution worked? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Okay, no. | ||
| The Bolshevik... | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| The Arab Spring were... | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Germany? | ||
| Germany? | ||
| That was great. | ||
| No. | ||
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Oh! | |
| The Kingfish? | ||
| Spain? | ||
| Remember when? | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| Both of us are wrong. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| Yeah, but in the same... | ||
| We don't have a lot of good ones there. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| In the same interview, he's talking about the idea that people think of him as different than a normal person. | ||
| And he's talking about how, like, I'm just a normal believer. | ||
| I'm just another Christian. | ||
| That's what I am. | ||
| Yeah, no, I don't think we have... | ||
| I think we have revealed that he may not believe in any of the basic tenets of Christianity. | ||
| The Pope or Alex? | ||
| Um, Alex. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think the Pope has at least one or two under his belt. | ||
| And that saying, like, sometimes... | ||
| I mean, the devil would at least be familiar with the Bible. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| As opposed to Alex Jones, who basically just says... | ||
| Does he believe in anything that even relates to your and I upbringing with Christianity? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I think some of it, but I think he also probably maybe believes some of the stuff that's in, like, the Lost Gospels and shit like that. | ||
| A lot of those books that were kicked out of the Bible. | ||
| Yeah, we've talked about that before. | ||
| I don't... | ||
| I would imagine he would deny them, because they weren't in the Bible. | ||
| But a lot of them include some of that metaphysical stuff that he seems to be super into. | ||
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That's true. | |
| Whereas mainstream Christianity really doesn't have a lot of that in it. | ||
| They're not big fans of it. | ||
| No, but if you get into the lost books of the Bible and forgotten books of Eden, or the Apocrypha, if you get into all of these books that aren't part of the normal canon... | ||
| You end up with some pretty wild stuff. | ||
| Yeah, the ones where there are multiple first women, like there is Eve, but then there's Lilith who birthed all the monsters and shit. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Lilith in the Gnostic Gospels just fucks everything. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That's Lilith's job. | ||
| She has control of her sexuality. | ||
| Yeah, which is why she is evil, as we all know. | ||
| And why there used to be a kick-ass music festival named after. | ||
| Wish I was old enough to go back then. | ||
| I would have loved to. | ||
| It would have been good. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Anyway, there's more witch talk. | ||
| We'll be back at 5 with more witch talk. | ||
| It was on CNN. | ||
| It was all over the newspapers. | ||
| It was all over Rolling Stone. | ||
| All these rock stars and music stars were all saying, we're going to do black magic to kill Trump and turn him to ashes and all this other made-up crap. | ||
| And then they had right-wing watch and stuff going, Jones is insane. | ||
| He believes that they're announcing this. | ||
| See, they play these games. | ||
| So, they want to make you feel powerless. | ||
| They want to throw stuff out, but also deny it. | ||
| Try to make you just give up. | ||
| It's not going to work. | ||
| There was that witch energy thing that they did, right? | ||
| Wasn't there one where you saw it on Twitter and they're like, Yeah, nobody believes in this shit, but hey, point your energy at this day. | ||
| You know, like that kind of thing. | ||
| It's like hippies trying to levitate the Pentagon back in the 70s. | ||
| You know, just shit like that. | ||
| It's like, liberals don't believe this. | ||
| No. | ||
| It's as wacky to everyone. | ||
| But you take it seriously, Alex. | ||
| That's why people think you're insane. | ||
| But the other thing, too, is that there is a long history of Alex Jones being trolled by Satanists. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Who, again, are the best. | ||
| Yeah, they basically do shit like, okay, we want to put up a Satanic statue at the courthouse. | ||
| Yeah, if you're going to do the Ten Commandments, we get to put Satan up there. | ||
| Fuck you! | ||
| They use... | ||
| Firm logic. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| In order to be like, okay, you don't want to take down your religious thing. | ||
| You must tolerate our religious thing being on public buildings. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Otherwise, your religious tolerance arguments are pure hypocrisy. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And Alex Jones falls for it every fucking time, hook, line, and sinker. | ||
| So he's talking about these witches getting together to pray for... | ||
| Well, I did not even pray. | ||
| I tipped my hand there. | ||
| He's like using spells to bring down... | ||
| President Trump, whereas before, he would encourage people to pray against Obama. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And it's the exact same thing. | ||
| No, it's not. | ||
| It is! | ||
| Prayer and spells are very different. | ||
| In one, you chant and try to appeal to a higher power to influence reality. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And in the other one... | ||
| You chant, and then probably fuck. | ||
| That's why witchcraft is awesome. | ||
| One of them is theoretically silent. | ||
| If you know anything about sex magic, which L. Ron Hubbard does, you know it's good stuff. | ||
| And that was part of that NSYNC-Allister Crowley halftime special. | ||
| Yeah, it was good stuff. | ||
| A lot of sex magic. | ||
| A lot of sex magic. | ||
| Listen. | ||
| We don't support Aleister Crowley. | ||
| We do support sex magic, though. | ||
| Some of the stuff he was into was pretty cool, but he was also a bad dude. | ||
| Again, Jack Parsons. | ||
| He came up on the podcast one time before, the rocketry dude. | ||
| He was also involved in the sex magic with L. Ron Hubbard. | ||
| The only thing I don't like about sex magic is how it's spelled. | ||
| With a K? | ||
| Yeah, I think it was a J and a K. Magic. | ||
| Anyway, who cares? | ||
| It's irrelevant. | ||
| So now we gotta get to... | ||
| Jordan, it's time to take a dip into the uninviting seas of race talk. | ||
| Alright, alright. | ||
| This is one of the big narratives on Thursday's show. | ||
| Alex is super pissed about Jorge Ramos. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He mentioned his name earlier, and now we're going to see exactly why. | ||
| Jorge Ramos is... | ||
| A Univision TV anchor. | ||
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Okay. | |
| And he... | ||
| Alex frequently on this episode calls him George. | ||
| Which I think is insulting. | ||
| That's very insulting. | ||
| But he had an interview with Tucker Carlson, which is what is going to be broken down by Alex in the next couple of weeks. | ||
| Jorge Ramos was the one kicked out of the press junket that one time, wasn't he? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I believe he was. | ||
| Okay, I'm not aware of that. | ||
| It doesn't come up. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| But he is a popular Univision presenter. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And he recently had a speech where he was talking about how there's a lot of people who don't want immigrants to be here, and it is not their country. | ||
| It is all our country. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And that could be misinterpreted to be understood as, this is Mexican's country now, bitch. | ||
| Which is not what he was saying. | ||
| I'm gonna assume that was not what he was saying. | ||
| It was not. | ||
| If it was what he was saying, though... | ||
| That would be pretty funny. | ||
| It would be also pretty fucked up. | ||
| It would be pretty fucked up. | ||
| It would be like, oh, Alex, I gotta side with you on this one. | ||
| I don't like the idea of this being anyone's country other than all of ours. | ||
| Yeah, or maybe he was thinking we should trade. | ||
| Like, all the Mexicans move into the United States, all the states move into Mexico. | ||
| There's a lot of beach down there. | ||
| That would be a good... | ||
| The food is great. | ||
| But wait, the food would go with the people. | ||
| No, they have to leave it. | ||
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Shit. | |
| Yep, right? | ||
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Okay. | |
| I'm very conflicted here. | ||
| Just an even trade. | ||
| No extra stuff. | ||
| I don't know if I want to go move to Mexico and trade countries if I'm just going to be eating frozen pizza stuff. | ||
| Yeah, that's a good point. | ||
| Fuck. | ||
| All right. | ||
| But anyway, another big part of his point, and he'll elaborate on it a little bit, is that within 20 years or so... | ||
| White people will be a minority, and we will be a majority-minority country. | ||
| There won't be a plurality. | ||
| Everyone will be minorities. | ||
| And that is a threatening idea to people who are super into being white. | ||
| And it's not a threatening idea to me at all. | ||
| I don't like anybody who's super into being white. | ||
| That's not a good thing. | ||
| It's worrisome. | ||
| It's very worrisome. | ||
| Because historically, it's very murdersome. | ||
| These are the main things that this Ramos interview has to do with. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And Alex takes it to weird directions and frequently calls Jorge Ramos a race pimp. | ||
| A race pimp! | ||
| Which I want to be clear, if you've ever used the term race pimp and you weren't quoting Alex Jones, you have a problem. | ||
| Also, if you've ever used the term race pimp, explain to me what that's supposed to mean. | ||
| You're pimping races, baby. | ||
| I don't understand what that means. | ||
| It means, I think, that you're making money trying to get races to fight each other, or something like that. | ||
| Which kind of describes Alex. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| A little bit. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Also, no, that still doesn't make sense using the two words put together. | ||
| Race pimp, that suggests that you are making money selling races to people. | ||
| Well, yeah, kind of. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Now, are we talking about people? | ||
| Or are we talking about... | ||
| NASCAR? | ||
| He is painting faces. | ||
| That's really what I think Alex is saying, is that Jorge Ramos sells black face paint for a day. | ||
| It's possible. | ||
| You get to be black for the day. | ||
| It's possible. | ||
| It's not possible. | ||
| It's not possible. | ||
| And if it was? | ||
| Well, that might be a fun service. | ||
| Here's the introduction to Alex talking about this interview, and I can't confirm any of the things he says in this. | ||
| I don't know if it's accurate. | ||
| I don't care, because it's weird. | ||
| Let's find out. | ||
| It's super weird. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Now, Mr. Ramos looks like he has some native Indian features. | ||
| Back when we thought this was India. | ||
| Also, I want to say that just... | ||
| Race is this shit out the gate! | ||
| Keep in mind... | ||
| We got one on the board! | ||
| Keep in mind that, Alex, one of his big arguments that he's trying to make is like, I don't care about race. | ||
| I don't want to talk about this stuff. | ||
| He looks like he's not from here. | ||
| He looks like he's got Indian traits. | ||
| Yeah, he looks like he's from here too much. | ||
| I think that's what... | ||
| When we used to think the people here were Indians, I think he's pointing out... | ||
| That it's bad that he's got Native American features. | ||
| I think that's what he's saying right there. | ||
| He seems like he's like two steps away from phrenology, too. | ||
| Anyway, here we go. | ||
| It gets so weird. | ||
| Circumnavigating the globe, running into Mexico, running into what's Mexico today. | ||
| But actually, you look at the ruling class of Mexico. | ||
| I mean, they look like Spaniards looking paintings 500 years ago. | ||
| Because there's not one drop. | ||
| In fact, I'm more under their yardstick. | ||
| If you're Native American and then Spanish, you could say, because I have some Native American, that I'm more Hispanic than the ruling class of Mexico. | ||
| I'm just a person. | ||
| But the point is, this is all complete, absolute horse manure. | ||
| What is? | ||
| Total horse manure. | ||
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| So, for everybody that doesn't know, being brainwashed, let me tell you what Hispanic is. | ||
| Oh, boy! | ||
| The Moors invaded! | ||
| We're whitesplaining Hispanicness! | ||
| Excellent! | ||
| I have to pause just so you can get that out before he gets into his explanation. | ||
| We're whitesplaining... | ||
| Okay, let's find this out. | ||
| It's not just Hispanics. | ||
| It's all sorts of races. | ||
| He explains what they are. | ||
| Oh, I'm going to sit back and let this wash over me. | ||
| I am going to wash this over my head like so much holy water. | ||
| And took over about 90% of it. | ||
| And they were Arab? | ||
| And what's Arab? | ||
| Asian, African, and Anglo. | ||
| So, Spaniards, 95% of them have African, Asian, and basically Germanic. | ||
| Before Spain got overrun, it was basically Germanic. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| So, if you're Hispanic, you're basically Germanic, a little bit African. | ||
| And then some Asian, because that's who came into Africa and all the Middle East, okay? | ||
| Then you come here, and then you intermarry with the Native Americans who are Chinese. | ||
| The genetics is the same thing. | ||
| Tens of thousands of years ago, over the Bering Land Bridge, into what is Canada today, and then migrating down through the country. | ||
| Down through the country. | ||
| And the countries that are on the continent today of North America, Central America, South America, that's who you are. | ||
| But no one will even tell you that. | ||
| They'll just say, kill white people! | ||
| They're the devil! | ||
| Colonialist! | ||
| And it's colonialist. | ||
| With the ancestors, like Mr. Ramos, telling you this, because they don't want you to ever figure out what we did in 1776 and actually begin a program of actually having a system set up for the people where there is a giant middle class and where we get all the spaceships and medical care and all the stuff that a free society brings that, oh, America's so evil and everybody wants to come here. | ||
| Then the globalists want to try to extinguish all of that. | ||
| So you have him spewing hardcore racism. | ||
| Imagine if Tucker Carlson said, the United States is for white people. | ||
| I would decry that. | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| Okay, good on you there at the end, but yeah, that's interesting, right? | ||
| That's pretty good. | ||
| Pretty good stuff. | ||
| Pretty good breakdown. | ||
| I don't understand quite what I'm more offended by in all of that. | ||
| Let's create a hierarchy of anger. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| One, his knowledge of genetics is very poor. | ||
| It's very, very poor. | ||
| It's surface level. | ||
| Also, China? | ||
| You can't be Chinese 10,000 years before China exists. | ||
| That's not how that works. | ||
| I think, if you want to be generous to him, I think what he meant is the sort of genetic line that would become China broke off. | ||
| Right, they were Asian. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, they were from the land continent of Asia. | ||
| Right. | ||
| As we know it. | ||
| But that is silly. | ||
| Fair. | ||
| Fair point. | ||
| Because if you're gonna pull this shit, just say everybody is African. | ||
| Just do that. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| That's where human beings came from, so we're all African. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Great? | ||
| Now, if you say we're all African, why are you such a goddamn racist, you piece of shit? | ||
| Right. | ||
| I mean, sure. | ||
| That's not how that works! | ||
| I don't have a full understanding of genetics or of, like, the history of genetics and that sort of thing. | ||
| Germanic people are not blonde-haired blue eyes. | ||
| No. | ||
| That's Nordic. | ||
| Yeah, but I know enough that I know he's wrong. | ||
| That's where I'm at. | ||
| I can't, without, like, taking a college course on why he's wrong, explain it, but I know he's wrong. | ||
| I mean, he's got this, like... | ||
| This fundamental Mendelian genetic concept that we all know isn't real anymore. | ||
| If you have two bean plants, you're going to get the same. | ||
| It's dumb. | ||
| It's dumb. | ||
| He's dumb. | ||
| Everything he says is dumb. | ||
| He is. | ||
| This is dumb. | ||
| None of that makes sense. | ||
| What is even his point? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| What is even his point? | ||
| Is his point that they're saying hate white people when you don't know that you're... | ||
| A white person too? | ||
| Or you're Arab and Chinese or something? | ||
| Yeah, like, what is his ultimate point there? | ||
| At the end of the day, even if he's right about all of it, it doesn't really seem to mean anything other than you think you're Mexican, but you're all these other things. | ||
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And he was so close to talking about colonialism. | |
| Like, the ruling class of Mexico, he's really close to saying, like, they're not... | ||
| Hispanic because they were colonized. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| That's what I think he's saying. | ||
| It's possible that that's the point. | ||
| But then he's saying that the true colonialists are the Mexicans? | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| Who got colonized? | ||
| Or the Moors. | ||
| I think he was talking about the Moors before that. | ||
| Yeah, the Arab, African... | ||
| Why are we doing this? | ||
| There's no reason to try and make sense of that crazy nonsense! | ||
| He's full of shit! | ||
| But his argument then is that in 1776, America was trying to undo all that sort of stuff. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| As we all know, there was a giant middle class whenever 1776 happened. | ||
| Very much so. | ||
| It definitely wasn't a group of fucking rich ass... | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| ...who had a ton of slaves. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Not at all that. | ||
| But, you know, we can... | ||
| He does actually... | ||
| And he keeps drawing in this, like, middle class. | ||
| The whole goal of the United States is a strong middle class. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That, by its very... | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| I... | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| I think having a strong middle class is a positive, not a negative. | ||
| I mean, but yeah, that's not the point of it. | ||
| No. | ||
| And also, there's an upper class. | ||
| There's always a ruling class if the idea is that you want a strong middle class. | ||
| Does he not want a ruling class? | ||
| By definition, if you have a middle class, you have the other classes. | ||
| You have the other classes! | ||
| You can't just have one middle class. | ||
| Now, I don't know if I want to sit here and advocate for everyone being the same. | ||
| I think what we're doing is some full-on communism. | ||
| I think we were socialists, and then obviously that led to communism. | ||
| And now we're going to overthrow... | ||
| No, it's the other way around. | ||
| Communism leads to socialism. | ||
| According to Alex's theories. | ||
| But that is the opposite of what most crazy people believe about socialism and communism. | ||
| It doesn't matter. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Anyway, let's get to this Ramos clip. | ||
| Remember, we have a rich history on this show. | ||
| Don't remember, I'm still lost in... | ||
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If you're a Native American, you're Chinese! | |
| We have a rich history on this show of looking at Alex's media criticism. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And this is another great example of him taking a clip. | ||
| From a show and just fucking going to town on it. | ||
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All right. | |
| Like, really... | ||
| How many... | ||
| So, my favorite part of all of these media criticism clips is he never criticizes the media. | ||
| No. | ||
| It is always, let the guy get two words in, and then he looks like he's a pussy. | ||
| He looks like he just has sex with other men all the time. | ||
| He has a rape ban. | ||
| With his face. | ||
| He's a pedophile that face fucks everybody. | ||
| I'll say it's not as bad as that, but it's still not great. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| The majority is Hispanic. | ||
| Yes, absolutely. | ||
| In fact, it's already half Hispanic. | ||
| By 2030, it's like 60-70%. | ||
| Total. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| And so what I said is it's your country. | ||
| Don't you want free market and private property and guns and raising your own kids? | ||
| He's saying this about like... | ||
| Don't you want free market and private property and guns? | ||
| Don't you want guns? | ||
| He's saying this about the future Hispanic large populations in the country. | ||
| In the United States. | ||
| Yeah, it's going to be your country. | ||
| So white people are passing along the torch of free market. | ||
| Private property and guns to the Hispanic population. | ||
| His idea is substantially worse than what Jorge Ramos was saying. | ||
| I'm pretty sure he doesn't want that. | ||
| Yeah, so anyway, that is the context for that. | ||
| He's going to get into the clip. | ||
| Having the government forced abortions and deadly inoculations like they give the, quote, peasants in Mexico for Gardasil, sterilizing almost all those people. | ||
| Oh, I'm so anti-Mexican, I don't want you to sterilize your daughter. | ||
| Oh, but the loving liberals in your town have the shot. | ||
| Guys like Ramos, your damn enemy. | ||
| Excuse me. | ||
| He's doing a ton. | ||
| Did a bird... | ||
| Break in and just start flapping around. | ||
| Did he fight the bird for a while? | ||
| In the last week, he's been doing so much Foley work with paper. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's going nuts. | ||
| His space work is fantastic. | ||
| Every single episode, there's some crumpling paper. | ||
| And if you're watching the video, it's intentional. | ||
| He's doing it to make the noise like he's shuffling through paper. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| It's so awesome. | ||
| I love it so much. | ||
| All right. | ||
| It's sickening. | ||
| It's absolutely, completely sickening. | ||
| To sit here and watch this level of garbage. | ||
| This is disgusting. | ||
| So, let's go ahead and start going over all this. | ||
| Let's start with the race pimp. | ||
| I mean, this guy is a monster. | ||
| And this is what's taught in school. | ||
| This is what kids are for said. | ||
| It's why all over California, the Ninth Circuit ruled, you can't wear American flags at school because it'll upset the Hispanics. | ||
| Back to some good old-fashioned... | ||
| Can't wear American flags in schools. | ||
| We fully debunked this. | ||
| If you actually go look into the Ninth Circuit decision about that, just as a quick reminder, it was about Hispanic kids being bullied by kids on Cinco de Mayo. | ||
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Yep. | |
| There were many instances of harassment by kids wearing American flags and being like, fuck you on Cinco de Mayo. | ||
| And the Ninth Circuit Court ruled not that you can't... | ||
| Wear American flags, but that if schools have rules to not allow you to wear American flags, specifically on Cinco de Mayo, that was okay. | ||
| That wasn't against the law. | ||
| It wasn't against free speech, which is not what Alex says. | ||
| Also, I did look it up, and Jorge Ramos did say race pimping ain't easy. | ||
| But it sure is fun. | ||
| People that have moved here that they shouldn't be able to see an American flag. | ||
| People like Jorge Ramos. | ||
| That's who. | ||
| And by the way, he cold-bloodedly knows exactly what he's doing. | ||
| I wonder if Ramos has kids. | ||
| Oh boy. | ||
| I wonder who he tells them to marry. | ||
| Whoa! | ||
| Like that's the role of a parent? | ||
| Whoa! | ||
| I wonder if Alex Jones has kids. | ||
| He does. | ||
| I wonder who he's going to tell them to marry. | ||
| I don't give a shit. | ||
| Katy Perry. | ||
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She's coming like a dark horse into that family. | |
| Like, I don't know, man. | ||
| She used to listen to the show! | ||
| Listen, like, this sort of thing, it's fun, but it is sort of our principle to leave his family out of this. | ||
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That's true. | |
| Because it isn't, like, it's not their business. | ||
| He does bring in other people's families. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's what frustrates me. | ||
| I know, but that's shitty. | ||
| We're trying to take the higher road. | ||
| It's not that it's the higher road. | ||
| What he's doing is shitty, and we can call it out, because... | ||
| It's against our principles to talk shit on his family, except his kid who works for InfoWars. | ||
| And we're still not mean to him. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, it's whatever he's accusing us of doing, he's doing. | ||
| So that gives us free reign to do that. | ||
| I know a fuckton of salacious gossip about his family that I don't repeat on the air and I don't think is necessarily true. | ||
| I'm not gonna get into it. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| You like how I did that? | ||
| People that have kept themselves separate from the, quote, natives for 10, 15 generations. | ||
| Longer than that. | ||
| Hell, 500 years? | ||
| Boy, that's pretty damn racist. | ||
| Hey, Jorge, did you adopt a Korean person like my family did? | ||
| No, because you're a stinking pig and a stinking race-baiting Hispanic KKK race manager trying to hurt your own people, and I indict you as a slug and an enemy of humanity. | ||
| Yeah? | ||
| You have your jaw wide open. | ||
| You appear to be surprised. | ||
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He's a Hispanic KKK race pimp manager. | |
| Race pimp. | ||
| I didn't know all of those words could be used to describe the same person. | ||
| And all that could be undone if he adopted a Korean. | ||
| Like my family did. | ||
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Are we bad people for not adopting Koreans? | |
| I'm not sure. | ||
| Does he think everybody who hasn't adopted a Korean is racist? | ||
| I think we gotta adopt some Koreans. | ||
| I think we gotta knowledge fight donations for raising our Korean child. | ||
| Yes, absolutely. | ||
| We're gonna get... | ||
| Oh, third chair. | ||
| Another co-host, a Korean baby. | ||
| We're gonna get this ship ethically sound, according to Alex. | ||
| Just by introducing this third host. | ||
| Let me ask you a question, though. | ||
| In reference to Dana Gould's joke. | ||
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Are we going to teach it English? | |
| No. | ||
| Okay, good. | ||
| No, absolutely not. | ||
| Now, let's go ahead and play this race pimp. | ||
| Here he is. | ||
| He's an anchor for Univision and one of the president's loudest critics on immigration. | ||
| He joins us tonight. | ||
| He's a parasite. | ||
| Thanks for coming on. | ||
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Great to be here. | |
| Thank you. | ||
| So at an event several weeks ago in February, you said this, and I wanted to ask you about it, and I'm quoting you. | ||
| I'm a proud Latino immigrant here in the United States. | ||
| You know exactly what is going on here in the U.S. There are many people who do not want us to be here and who want to create a wall in order to separate us. | ||
| But you know what? | ||
| This is also our country. | ||
| Let me repeat this. | ||
| Our country, not theirs. | ||
| It's our country. | ||
| Who's the us and who's the they? | ||
| Whose country is it? | ||
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This is our country, it is yours, it is mine, and it is ours. | |
| The interesting thing is that with the Trump administration and many people who support Donald Trump, they think it is their country, that it is a white country, and they are absolutely wrong. | ||
| This is not a white country, this is not their country, it is ours, and that's precisely what I'm saying. | ||
| Look, in 2044, this country... | ||
| The white population will become a minority. | ||
| It'll be a minority-majority country. | ||
| That's precisely what I'm saying. | ||
| Latinos, Asians, African Americans, whites. | ||
| It is our country talking. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Let me just point out that you are white, obviously. | ||
| He teaches on his own channel a bunch of race crap. | ||
| I don't know exactly what you mean by white or Latino, but let me just ask you again to explain our country, not theirs. | ||
| Who is they? | ||
| Whose country is it not? | ||
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Well, many people who want to go back to 1965 when there was a white majority. | |
| Many people who believe that Latinos and immigrants... | ||
| Pause. | ||
| The good part's coming up. | ||
| Just to be clear, obviously there are white people that are tribal. | ||
| And then they see a bunch of other groups forming into tribal groups and it makes them legitimize their tribalism that is, quote, racism. | ||
| The point is the idea that only white people are tribal is pure bull. | ||
| And the point is that the left has broken the social compact of bringing people in that are hard workers and then getting them into the melting pot of American culture. | ||
| They're being indoctrinated to be anti-nation state, anti-sovereignty with the Pope leading Latin America and other areas saying populism and nationalism is evil. | ||
| That's the problem, George, is that you and others, you know, full well, I've seen you over the years with all the race-baiting garbage and all the reconquista billboards for your, you know, Univision, and Guadalupe Hidalgo Treaty and all this crap. | ||
| Guadalupe? | ||
| So here's what Ramos is saying. | ||
| Ramos is saying, as a blanket statement, it is not their country. | ||
| Meaning anybody who says... | ||
| It's my country. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| It is our country. | ||
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Yes. | |
| Meaning you don't get to choose that your country is, you know, and that's exactly what Alex figured out and somehow got wrong still. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Alex is pointing, Alex is explaining it perfectly. | ||
| It's remarkable. | ||
| Everybody's tribal. | ||
| Well, actually, I think you're misinterpreting that. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| I mean, what he's saying is that not just white people are tribals. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| But I think you're misunderstanding what he was saying in that little segment. | ||
| He was trying to say that racism is really just tribalism. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And that is, I think, a clunky dodge. | ||
| To a certain point, I actually kind of agree that racism is just tribalism. | ||
| Some of it is rooted in that. | ||
| Some of it is. | ||
| But I don't think all of it. | ||
| No, some of it is just good old-fashioned hate. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Good old-fashioned down-home country hate. | ||
| Right, but to try and rebrand racism as tribalism is to take some of the stink off it a little bit. | ||
| And that is what he was doing in that sentence. | ||
| Um, I mean... | ||
| I might be wrong, but that's my take on it. | ||
| I don't see how that takes any of the stink off of it. | ||
| I mean, if you remember tribalism... | ||
| Any time tribes came into contact with each other, it didn't usually go well. | ||
| No, it was like populism. | ||
| It doesn't end well. | ||
| Right, it doesn't end well. | ||
| No. | ||
| Now, it doesn't carry the same modern connotation, I believe. | ||
| So, yeah, I agree with you on that regard. | ||
| And I think Alex thinks he can get around the racist tag by like, nah, just like... | ||
| It's just tribalism. | ||
| We're just tribes. | ||
| Yeah, I'm into tribes, man. | ||
| Like a tribe called Quest. | ||
| Like the Booyah tribe. | ||
| Can't think of any more tribes. | ||
| Can't think of any more music acts. | ||
| Tribe in the name. | ||
| Yeah, no, I'm out. | ||
| Booyah, Tribe. | ||
| Really glad. | ||
| You just started staring off into the middle distance. | ||
| Well, what that was was like, my internal monologue was, damn, I'm proud I pulled that name. | ||
| That was what it was. | ||
| But you're not bragging or anything. | ||
| You're not saying that to brag. | ||
| You're just saying, look at how proud I am. | ||
| Legitimately, before it came out of my mouth, I was like... | ||
| I have one example. | ||
| I'm just going to say Tribe Called Quest. | ||
| Nope, came up with Booyah Tribe. | ||
| Very good. | ||
| And I have one thing to say about that. | ||
| Booyah. | ||
| Nope, nope, nope. | ||
| So anyway, I think a lot of that is really awful, Alex's interpretation of that. | ||
| I also think that Tucker Carlson is not understanding what Jorge Ramos is saying. | ||
| Also... | ||
| I think willfully not understanding. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| And I believe he says, you're white. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I'm pretty sure he's talking about skin color, not genetics or heritage there. | ||
| Which Alex previously has explained. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But yeah, he is. | ||
| He's like, you're white. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Which is... | ||
| You're like me. | ||
| An incredibly white person. | ||
| Right? | ||
| No, he actually says, you're whiter than me. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| Oh, boy! | ||
| Which, Tucker, you used to wear a bow tie on there. | ||
| Tucker, you are white. | ||
| It's you and Paul Ryan are the epitome of shitty white person. | ||
| Yeah, it's bad. | ||
| But I think that it's certainly within Tucker Carlson's sort of modus operandi to not understand people intentionally in order to try and bait them into... | ||
| To giving a soundbite that he gets to play back like they're a big dummy. | ||
| We've seen it over and over again since he got his new show. | ||
| It's incredibly awful. | ||
| He used to be terrible, like when he was on Crossfire and shit. | ||
| And now he's so much worse. | ||
| I didn't think that was possible. | ||
| He does the Daily Caller too, right? | ||
| That's his website or whatever? | ||
| That jackrag of a blog. | ||
| Yeah, that's... | ||
| Infowars light. | ||
| Yeah, but they also have, like, I'm going to pull it up. | ||
| I want to get some headlines. | ||
| Okay, you want to get some headlines? | ||
| Because they have some of the worst. | ||
| Ladies and gentlemen listening to this podcast, he has roughly 3,000 articles printed out on this desk, and he's going to shuffle through them right now and just read the headlines. | ||
| That's some great Foley work right there. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Uh, some headlines. | ||
| Race pimps abound! | ||
| California city quietly moves towards sanctuary city status in defiance of Trump. | ||
| I mean, that's close to, like, news. | ||
| That's a reasonable headline. | ||
| This photo Ivanka Trump shared online is generating quite a buzz. | ||
| I mean, okay. | ||
| High school math teacher gets probation for traumatizing male teens with a bunch of sex. | ||
| Wait, wait! | ||
| I want to know what he... | ||
| I'm not clicking on anything. | ||
| He traumatized them with a bunch of sex. | ||
| This model's Instagram account is out of control. | ||
| Whoa! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, I mean, like, he has... | ||
| She should get that under control. | ||
| Yeah, they just... | ||
| I mean, the Daily Caller is full of... | ||
| Terrorized them with a bunch of sex. | ||
| It's... | ||
| Did he have sex in front of them? | ||
| No, it was a she. | ||
| It was a she? | ||
| Yeah, it was a she. | ||
| So, does she have sex with all of them? | ||
| I guess a bunch of times. | ||
| Terrorizing them. | ||
| It's 2017 and feminism means you shouldn't defend a woman if she's called a hooker. | ||
| Britney Spears dancing in a bikini at the beach is something you won't want to miss. | ||
| No, I can miss it. | ||
| I'm fine missing it. | ||
| I mean, I would just put in Crossroads again. | ||
| Emily Ratajowski wore a bikini that was a little too small for her. | ||
| Big mistake! | ||
| Exclamation point. | ||
| Oh, so this isn't even a political blog. | ||
| This is just bullshit. | ||
| This is in their entertainment section. | ||
| Yeah, this is some bullshit right there. | ||
| Yeah, in their political section, there's the standard Infowars light, but then they also have just titties all over the place. | ||
| Daily Caller is terrible. | ||
| It's a terrible website. | ||
| Yeah, I can see that. | ||
| Tucker Carlson is an asshole. | ||
| Anyway, this Ramos interview, Alex is not done by a long shot. | ||
| Of course not. | ||
| So here we get into, he takes a break. | ||
| He takes a break for about five minutes to yell more about Paul Ryan. | ||
| He takes a bit to yell about this band, Portugal Man. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Who, again, we're big fans of. | ||
| Huge fans. | ||
| Never heard your music, but if you're burning an InfoWars newspaper, I'm on your side. | ||
| We're on your side, yeah. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| So he gets back to Ramos eventually, and we'll pick up there. | ||
| Now let's go ahead and go back to Mr. Ramos. | ||
| Stories up on DrugsReport.com. | ||
| Ramos, whites will become minority. | ||
| This is our country. | ||
| Those are his quotes. | ||
| Then he keeps saying, oh, but, you know, it's all our country. | ||
| He is saying that. | ||
| Yep, that's exactly what he's saying. | ||
| What he's not saying is, this is our country. | ||
| When you take that as a headline, it makes racists think that he's saying this is Mexican's country now, bitch. | ||
| Yeah, the Drudge Report headline basically took the first part of a sentence. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Cut out the middle and then the last part of a sentence. | ||
| And then also... | ||
| And crunched them together and made it seem like Ramos was threatening everybody. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And didn't include the second sentence, which gets into all of the unity parts. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Which is what they do. | ||
| That's what they do. | ||
| That's the white victim narrative, is that we're always under attack. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They're always trying to take our whiteness. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Which... | ||
| It's interesting because I don't think anybody... | ||
| The one thing that white people have never given away is whiteness. | ||
| No. | ||
| Nobody wants it. | ||
| Nobody wants whiteness. | ||
| The idea of whiteness is nerdy. | ||
| The idea of whiteness is the absence of color. | ||
| Right. | ||
| We are the absence of humanity. | ||
| That's what it is. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And I don't want to go into, like, a long indictment of the idea of whiteness being defined as not other folks, which is really the historical origins of whiteness. | ||
| Because, I mean, that would require, I mean, two hours. | ||
| Yeah, we would have to explain it from the beginning. | ||
| It wouldn't be fun, but suffice it to say... | ||
| It would be very important. | ||
| Whiteness has always been defined as in contrast to other things, which is why there are large groups of people who are like, oh yeah, Jews, your skin is white, but you're not white. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You're not white enough. | ||
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| That sort of thing is deeply entrenched in the history of the concept of whiteness, and it's a horrible, horrible, damaging philosophy that Alex Jones is super into. | ||
| Yeah, and if you go back through history, any time white people have met another society... | ||
| It's gone bad for them. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Much like populism again. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Every time you read a story now from history, I'm always like, oh, and then they welcomed the white people, and in your head, it's like foreshadowing. | ||
| You're like, no, don't let the white people in! | ||
| Don't let it be like you're watching a horror movie, and you're like, don't open the door! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| Anyway, race pimp. | ||
| The point is that it's a racially based system. | ||
| Then the elites manage all the little subgroups off against each other. | ||
| That's true! | ||
| That's how they do it! | ||
| It's a great way to do it! | ||
| Sure, there is a little bit of... | ||
| That's how the South did it! | ||
| There's a little kernel of, like, truth in that, but Alex doesn't recognize that he also does that to an extreme extent. | ||
| No, he has no idea. | ||
| But that's how they do it. | ||
| We can't celebrate him saying one right sentence when he's guilty of doing the exact same thing he's accusing other races of being involved in. | ||
| I think if we just give him positive feedback when he's right, he'll eventually learn. | ||
| He just wants people to like him. | ||
| He's doing his entire show because he wants us to like him. | ||
| The one episode where we talked about how great a couple of his philosophies were. | ||
| It didn't change in one bit. | ||
| It didn't change in one bit. | ||
| John Rappaport's picture is still not hung up. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| So, I mean, look. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| There's nothing we can do. | ||
| We haven't put a dent. | ||
| If we could at least get the Rappaport picture up. | ||
| That's really our main goal. | ||
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That's our main goal of Knowledge Fight, yeah. | |
| A white majority of many people who believe that Latinos and immigrants and refugees shouldn't be here. | ||
| That's precisely what I was referring to. | ||
| So it's not their country. | ||
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Before the election. | |
| Belong to those people? | ||
| What do you say? | ||
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It's also their country, but it's not only their country. | |
| So even right there, Ramos is making a really great distinction. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Which is when he's saying they, that he's talking about, is people who don't believe that non-white populations should be accepted into the community. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And so Tucker, his rebuttal is, so it's not their country? | ||
| He's like, no, it's their country, but it's not only their country. | ||
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Right. | |
| Which is a nuanced thing. | ||
| And I'm sure Tucker Carlson understood it, absorbed that information, synthesized it, and then changed his mind. | ||
| You might be wrong. | ||
| I might be wrong. | ||
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I have to understand that this is a multi-controlled, multi-racial country, and we have to live and be tolerant. | |
| That's exactly what I would encourage. | ||
| It is our country. | ||
| I agree with that. | ||
| I don't want to bring this to race. | ||
| You did. | ||
| Yes, you do. | ||
| But let me ask you this. | ||
| It's a theoretical question. | ||
| You're backing up. | ||
| Back it up 20 seconds if you can, guys, where he says we have to be multicultural, live together, like the Ninth Circuit ruling that you can't wear American flags in public schools because it's upsetting because the Hispanics have been so brainwashed in those schools and they show them that it's a hurtful symbol. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| Again, he's bringing up the exact same thing twice within this interview. | ||
| If you just lie long enough and loud enough, it becomes the truth. | ||
| And the idea that these kids were being bullied and harassed and Oh, they were just brainwashed to feel threatened. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's like, you're a pussy, you victims. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Which is horrible. | ||
| Horrible. | ||
| And just factually wrong based on the court case. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| You are a dick. | ||
| A lying dick. | ||
| We're commenting on one racist commenting on another racist being racist towards a reasonable, lovable man. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It's like a reasonable standard. | ||
| Mexico would never put up with that, because Mexico at least has nationalism. | ||
| At least gets that, you know, there's some sovereignty and solidarity in the people in that. | ||
| So you can pull up the articles, you can pull up the Ninth Circuit ruling, the same ones that say, you know, we can't control our borders. | ||
| That was the same one? | ||
| I did pull up that ruling, and I read it, and you're lying. | ||
| Alex, don't tell people to pull things up. | ||
| Don't do that. | ||
| That's really against your self-interest. | ||
| You need to not encourage people to look into stuff. | ||
| It's really, really dangerous. | ||
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Stop it. | |
| Don't give advice to Alex. | ||
| No, if you want to keep lying like this consistently, you need people to not look into facts. | ||
| But we've already talked about this. | ||
| The best way to keep people from looking into it is to tell them to look into it. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Because you're like, it doesn't matter what you look at. | ||
| I know I'm right, so you don't even need to. | ||
| And people are like, oh yeah, it's much like what Eddie Bravo said on the last episode. | ||
| It's probably true. | ||
| I don't need to do the research. | ||
| It's probably true. | ||
| This is brainwashing. | ||
| This is intolerance. | ||
| Political correctness is beating up Trump supporters all over the country and calling for the president's death. | ||
| You're intolerant. | ||
| You're bullies. | ||
| That's not political correctness. | ||
| No, but also... | ||
| I'm going to go out on a limb here. | ||
| The only place that I've specifically heard about Trump's life being in danger is Infowars. | ||
| I've never seen a news article... | ||
| That talks about advocating killing Trump. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I've only seen dumb tweets, possibly, that have advocated for killing him. | ||
| Alex talks about it every day. | ||
| Maybe he's creating a ghost to box. | ||
| Or he's going to kill Donald Trump. | ||
| Man, that would be... | ||
| He is the ultimate Manchurian candidate. | ||
| That would be wild stuff. | ||
| That would be... | ||
| The best episode of Knowledge Fight. | ||
| And we're covering breaking news. | ||
| Alex Jones killed the president. | ||
| That would be astounding. | ||
| How did it happen? | ||
| Crime of passion. | ||
| He caught Trump cheating on him with a different radio host. | ||
| He's hanging out with Glenn Beck. | ||
| Yep, that's what happened. | ||
| That would be such a betrayal. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| What a love triangle. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| This is a junior high sex romp. | ||
| We're right in here. | ||
| Seriously. | ||
| There's a number of movies and TV shows we've got to write. | ||
| Let's fucking get to work. | ||
| And I'll say this. | ||
| It's not... | ||
| The Hispanics of this nation are not the shock troops of this. | ||
| What? | ||
| And quite frankly, the Hispanics in this country that are already here, have come here, on average, work very hard and come from really bad countries and bad backgrounds and have made the most of it and aren't as spoiled as a lot of Native Americans are. | ||
| By Native, I mean people that have lived here. | ||
| Classic Native Americans. | ||
| Because, of course. | ||
| But there's a problem, too, with second, third generation immigrants. | ||
| They turn into just as big a slob as anybody else. | ||
| So the point is, this is a decadence problem that we have. | ||
| Do we need to bring in populations? | ||
| Because whether you're Hispanic, white, or black, we've aborted half our kids? | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| We've aborted half of our kids? | ||
| That's why we've got to bring in all these other populations to refuel our people force. | ||
| Because we've aborted half of our kids. | ||
| Man, imagine the population growth if we hadn't aborted half of our kids. | ||
| It'd be crazy. | ||
| Oh man, we wouldn't be able to survive. | ||
| There'd be so many aborted kids. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| And, just a reminder, Alex Jones, on his show, has paid for multiple abortions. | ||
| Just keep that in mind. | ||
| In case you were wondering whether or not he supports abortion. | ||
| Or is a massive hypocrite. | ||
| But the issue is, the third world is being used as a weapon system against the first world to drive down wages, and that's why the Republican elite and the Democratic elite have wanted to have the biggest immigration history's ever seen of absolutely unwashed masses. | ||
| Not checked, not examined, diseases. | ||
| Health problems, you name it, to bankrupt and weigh things down. | ||
| They want to blow out Western economies and consolidate control. | ||
| That's admitted in Cloward and Piven. | ||
| It's admitted in the UN strategies. | ||
| And this plan of globalism to flood the first world and implode it so that they can dictate the terms of our surrender must be stopped. | ||
| So, yeah, there's that part where you recognized a slight truth and then a wrong conclusion. | ||
| Yeah, he was so close. | ||
| But then also I want to just, he brings up Cloward and Piven a lot. | ||
| I don't know what that is. | ||
| A lot of people don't know what it is because it was, I'll read off exactly what it is. | ||
| It was written by Jeremy Piven. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He co-wrote it. | ||
| The Cloward-Piven strategy is a political strategy outlined in 1966 by American sociologists and political activists. | ||
| Richard Cloward and Francis Fox Piven that called for overloading the U.S. public welfare system in order to precipitate a crisis that would lead to a replacement of the welfare system with a national system of a guaranteed annual income and thus an end to poverty. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| It was not put into effect. | ||
| Can't imagine. | ||
| 1966, a couple of professors came up with an idea that was, hey, guess what? | ||
| A lot of people are entitled to benefits that they aren't taking. | ||
| There's a lot of people who are eligible for welfare who aren't taking those benefits. | ||
| Really? | ||
| So, if we create an awareness campaign of people that you can get all of these things that you're entitled to based on your low income, what it would do is it would end up bogging down shit on a local and state level. | ||
| So much so that the simpler way would just be to give everybody a universal basic income. | ||
| Well, the idea is that it would create a crisis. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's a bad strategy. | ||
| It is. | ||
| And that's why it didn't get put into effect. | ||
| Because it was a bad one. | ||
| But also, all it would be doing is advocating for people taking what they are entitled to under the current welfare rules. | ||
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| Which were changed. | ||
| Irrevocably by Bill goddamn Clinton. | ||
| After 1966. | ||
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| Well after 1966. | ||
| But he uses this because, I mean, again, Cloward and Piven sounds really great as a thing that you don't know what it is. | ||
| It sounds like a law firm that I would definitely hire, that's for sure. | ||
| It sounds shady. | ||
| It sounds like some mysterious thing. | ||
| Like, I'd say Cloward and Piven. | ||
| If you look into it, it's something that someone came up with in the 60s that isn't... | ||
| In effect, it's not real. | ||
| It didn't get put into effect. | ||
| And nobody actually listened to it. | ||
| It's a liberal boogeyman thing. | ||
| It's nonsense. | ||
| It's absolute nonsense. | ||
| And actually, I'll be honest, I think there might be something to it. | ||
| You think so? | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| I think the law of unintended consequences would destroy that strategy to the moon. | ||
| You're probably right. | ||
| I think what would wind up happening is not universal basic income, but the exact opposite and universal fuck you to everybody on welfare. | ||
| Yeah, that is what a lot of thinkers have said. | ||
| They suggest that what would end up happening is that you would end up with scapegoating and demonization of the poor. | ||
| Yeah, look what happened with healthcare. | ||
| Right. | ||
| scapegoated and demonized whenever we started making sure people had healthcare. | ||
| People who need healthcare? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think that's positive. | ||
| The strategy, you're right. | ||
| It's a dumb strategy. | ||
| There's a lot of mines in the way. | ||
| You're walking through a minefield, and you probably couldn't navigate that. | ||
| Our culture wouldn't be able to do that. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| It would explode. | ||
| Much like Agenda 21 is a UN thought sheet that has no enforcement to it, is just a set of ideas that is not enforced, it's voluntary, and most people, it has no effect on the real world. | ||
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Nope. | |
| Cloward and Piven is the same thing. | ||
| It never was put into place, and it happened nigh on 50 years ago. | ||
| See, that's the problem with all the names that we've come up with. | ||
| Look, if you and I co-authored this paper, it would be called Friesen and Holmes. | ||
| You would be 100% on board with whatever that paper said. | ||
| Cloward and Piven? | ||
| No, that's scary. | ||
| The Friesen-Holmes Act would really have to be... | ||
| It would be amazing! | ||
| No, what it would have to be is about warming your house. | ||
| God damn it, I didn't even catch that, you son of a bitch! | ||
| It would have to be about like kerosene prices. | ||
| Too good, too good. | ||
| Anyway, he's not done here. | ||
| Would we be for lowering? | ||
| We want your house to be freezing. | ||
| Your homes to be freezing. | ||
| And George Ramos and others and the Pope Francis can jump up and down with their race-baiting crap. | ||
| But they don't open up their mansions and their walled cities for the third world populations. | ||
| They tell everybody else, we've got to sit there and pay for it. | ||
| And it's wrong. | ||
| That's a legitimate criticism of the Pope. | ||
| That's a legitimate criticism of the Pope. | ||
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We have to understand that this is a multi-controlled, multi-racial country. | |
| And we have to live and be tolerant. | ||
| That's exactly what I would prefer. | ||
| I certainly agree with that. | ||
| I don't want to bring this to race. | ||
| You did, so I'm going to follow up on that. | ||
| But let me ask you this, a theoretical question. | ||
| What immigration restrictions would you favor in Mexico? | ||
| It's already a felony to be there illegally, but... | ||
| What further restrictions in the country of Mexico, the country of your birth, would you favor? | ||
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Mexico is a terrible example for the protection of immigrants. | |
| Mexico treats Central American immigrants in a terrible way. | ||
| So I wouldn't put Mexico as an example. | ||
| I think countries should be judged by the way they treat the most vulnerable. | ||
| He doesn't say this on his show. | ||
| I'm not saying it's good that Mexico tortures people. | ||
| They shoot basically hot sauce up your nose with a shake and Coca-Cola or Sprite. | ||
| Here it comes. | ||
| And, you know, try to find out where the people come in. | ||
| You understand, Mexico's rich compared to most third world countries. | ||
| Bring it home. | ||
| It's on the high end. | ||
| Guatemala's on the low end. | ||
| I mean, Guatemala, I had family that lived there for over a decade. | ||
| I mean, kidnapping everywhere. | ||
| People shot at the market every day. | ||
| You name it. | ||
| I mean, I'm not saying Mexico's doing a good thing, because I think it is a little too extreme. | ||
| But the point is, it's ten times harsher than the U.S. So how does Mexico tell us, That we can't have a border or any controls, but we're one of the most open nations in the world. | ||
| No. | ||
| So... | ||
| Didn't do it. | ||
| George, to his credit, has to admit that that's actually a good point, but that Mexico's a terrible example. | ||
| Mexico can't open itself up to Central and South America. | ||
| Are you crazy? | ||
| Half those countries down there are in total turmoil with people starving on the streets everywhere, the collapse of civilization, most of the... | ||
| Animals. | ||
| The cats and dogs have been eaten. | ||
| The zoos have been robbed for the meat. | ||
| The elite are basically leaving all those countries. | ||
| So there's a brain drain and it's totally collapsing. | ||
| And then you want us to be like that too. | ||
| Because the globalists want that. | ||
| And you're on the big New World Order, multinational-owned Univision. | ||
| Gotta eat those seals. | ||
| Gotta eat the zoo animals. | ||
| See, I was waiting for him, because he kept saying, I'm not saying that's a good thing, in the voice of, oh, I think that's a good thing. | ||
| You mean like torturing immigrants? | ||
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| Well, but he does say, like, I think that it's good, but they're going too far. | ||
| He did say that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's soft. | ||
| But also, I think I cut out the part where he says this, but he mentions the wall between Mexico and the South. | ||
| Again, that's not... | ||
| The one that we've... | ||
| That was just a chain link fence for a block? | ||
| No, and it's based on memes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He just references memes. | ||
| Yeah, the meme where it's actually a wall in Arizona, right? | ||
| There's one that's Arizona and then one that's in Israel. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's in the West Bank. | ||
| None, none, none from Mexico. | ||
| Zero from Mexico. | ||
| The southern border of Mexico, there is no wall. | ||
| It is... | ||
| Lush vegetation. | ||
| One in an apartheid state and the other in the state of apartheid. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, I mean, like, what are you doing, Alex? | ||
| What are you doing? | ||
| I don't even know how to respond to anything anymore. | ||
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And, like, what is the gotcha? | |
| Because I think Tucker Carlson. | ||
| Tickle Carlson. | ||
| Ramos is trying to pull a gotcha question there, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, he's supposed to be like, oh, well, you think Americans shouldn't do this with our border. | ||
| What do you think about Mexico and what they're doing? | ||
| Yeah, Mr. In Charge of Mexico. | ||
| Yeah, and it's really easy to answer that with like, yeah, I don't like the way Mexico is doing that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And, yeah, we're starting to do that. | ||
| So don't. | ||
| And Ramos did that. | ||
| That's why we answered that question perfectly. | ||
| Really easy to answer. | ||
| But again, it speaks to this whole thing that Alex does not seem to understand that is like, first of all, Mexico isn't dictating our policies. | ||
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No. | |
| But secondarily... | ||
| And they're not even paying for our walls. | ||
| No, that's rude. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But like... | ||
| You go to a party and you don't bring your own wall and you're just a dick! | ||
| It's gauche. | ||
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| But the secondary thing is that like, just because some other country does it, And we haven't stopped them from doing it? | ||
| Doesn't mean we can do it. | ||
| Because we don't have the power to stop them from doing it? | ||
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Right. | |
| It would be inappropriate. | ||
| I mean, we can... | ||
| Look, I'll be very public. | ||
| I think it's wrong to shoot hot sauce up people's noses. | ||
| There, I said it. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| You're opening yourself up for attack from all angles. | ||
| Mostly from the south. | ||
| Lower into my nose. | ||
| From the lower nose area, especially. | ||
| But, like, I don't think that... | ||
| It's fair to be like, this country does that, so what about that? | ||
| Yeah, well, two things can be bad at the same time. | ||
| Right, it's a logical fallacy. | ||
| And it's not hypocritical to say that Mexico is bad with its border in the same way that we're being bad. | ||
| That makes no sense. | ||
| We can't get off the hook because someone's worse. | ||
| It is basically the synthesis of the point. | ||
| Well, that's the thing. | ||
| Anytime there's feminism talk, the right wing always goes to like, well, it's better than Arabia. | ||
| Alex, don't you want to be, you know, if you want to go combat... | ||
| Males go to Arabia. | ||
| He did that with J-Lo, saying she should go get gang-raped in the Sudan. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, it can both be bad. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We should try to not be that bad, and then still not be as bad as we are now. | ||
| Why can't improving be fine? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Why can't you want to do that? | ||
| Because social progress here, when it's not happening everywhere, is pointless. | ||
| That makes perfect sense. | ||
| It doesn't. | ||
| It's just an attack on the very idea of progress. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Everybody has to do it at the same time. | ||
| Otherwise, nobody has to do it. | ||
| Jordan, I saved the most wacky stuff for last. | ||
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All right. | |
| We have a couple more clips. | ||
| All right. | ||
| And in this one... | ||
| We're going to get Leanne Wackadoo up in here. | ||
| We are in this B-I-I. | ||
| What? | ||
| I was trying to really put some English on biatch, but I went too far. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Yup. | ||
| So, this next clip, Alex has been proven right by Vault 7. The WikiLeaks stuff, your TV is listening to you. | ||
| It is. | ||
| All of this stuff, he's been proven right. | ||
| And again, therefore, you must believe everything else he says. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He takes this opportunity to double down. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| In an incredible way. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| It's just, I've titled this one, It Gets Worse. | ||
| No. | ||
| Wow, this isn't really Alex's nightmare vision of things. | ||
| This isn't paranoia. | ||
| This is, you can go read just the news today and they're all saying this. | ||
| And people are going, wow! | ||
| Wow! | ||
| Wow, if Alex Jones told us 18 years ago about the cameras and microphones. | ||
| Listening to us, if all this is going on, we better go look at what he's talking about. | ||
| They're like, oh my God, it's worse than you say. | ||
| It's all true. | ||
| They admit it. | ||
| I'm like, yeah, I told you. | ||
| They're putting cancer viruses in the polio vaccine, in the MMR vaccine, in the tetanus vaccines. | ||
| They've been caught all over the world doing it, folks. | ||
| And the viruses go into your nerves and then wait till a certain replication point in age of the cells. | ||
| Some people it hits earlier than it's supposed to, and it's meant literally to not pay you unemployment or to pay you your retirement money. | ||
| What? | ||
| And there's even white papers and patents and how they did it. | ||
| I mean, they gave everybody in Europe and the United States and all over the world weaponized cancer viruses, live virus, and we're all been implanted with termination switches. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| That's insane. | ||
| No, that makes sense. | ||
| The only documented evidence I can see of this is that between 1955 and 1963, there were some contaminants in the vaccines. | ||
| The polio vaccine was, to an extent that there's no way to track, it was contaminated by some of the byproducts they were using to create the vaccine, and it hypothetically could have caused some people to get cancer. | ||
| Between 1955 and 1963. | ||
| But the problem was recognized and corrected after that point. | ||
| Oh, wow! | ||
| So you're saying that science did that? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It worked. | ||
| They did their job. | ||
| It was not, from everything I can find, an intentional thing. | ||
| It was what medicine was like in the 50s. | ||
| Do you remember when you broke your leg and they took it? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, the good old days of medicine. | ||
| Yeah, it was a very elementary science compared to what it is now. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And so they used... | ||
| In order to create vaccines, you have to use some of the live virus in order to... | ||
| Yeah, you know, there's a certain amount of that that's true and not true. | ||
| Like, what everybody thinks a vaccine is, is like a dead version of the virus. | ||
| Yes, your body gets used to attacking that. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, you build up, your white blood cells do that, the whole thing. | ||
| That's not every vaccine. | ||
| That's not how all vaccines work. | ||
| They don't just like, they don't hammer one down and they're like, ha ha, we got it now. | ||
| No, but some of them are. | ||
| Yeah, some of them are like that. | ||
| And it's really easy to understand that way. | ||
| And that's why people get it in their head that all of them are that way. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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And it's not the case. | |
| And also, when you're trying-And he doesn't know how viruses work. | ||
| But you're-They're not smart. | ||
| No. | ||
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They're not waiting for you to take unemployment. | |
| Yeah, there's a big switchboard. | ||
| You see those pictures of, like... | ||
| Like, record producers' rooms. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And in their sound booth, they have just a giant board with a million switches on it. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And one of them says Jordan Holmes. | ||
| And then, boom, cancer. | ||
| Boom. | ||
| That's why I got that MMR vaccine. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| So, what you're saying is... | ||
| Kanye West... | ||
| In the recording studio. | ||
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Uh-huh. | |
| Might actually flip the wrong switch. | ||
| Sure, he's just trying to get a little reverb. | ||
| Yep, and then accidentally I get cancer. | ||
| Right, but again, this thing that he's talking about hypothetically affected 98 million Americans ending in 1963. | ||
| Hypothetically affected that many. | ||
| But there's no evidence that it actually did. | ||
| No. | ||
| Not all of those people got cancer. | ||
| They didn't? | ||
| No. | ||
| But probably some of them did. | ||
| And it's unfortunate. | ||
| And it's also possible they would have gotten cancer anyways. | ||
| Cancer's crazy. | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But there are a ton of things like this in the course of medicine being a living art and being progressive. | ||
| Well, I mean, even now... | ||
| It's moving somewhere. | ||
| Even now, what's the number one killer in hospitals? | ||
| It's infection from being in the hospital. | ||
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| You know? | ||
| MRSA virus and shit like that? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| You're just in the wrong place. | ||
| And there's no way to perfectly decontaminate everything, and not enough doctors wash their hands and all of that shit. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| But, you know, medicine is bullshit. | ||
| Now I'm an idiot. | ||
| This argument about vaccines having crypto-cancer in them that will be triggered at some point when you're stressed out is complete bullshit, and the only thing that is documented at all that I can find is something from 50 years ago. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So then, like... | ||
| Is that even a good strategy to accomplish what it is you're looking to do? | ||
| Probably not. | ||
| Which is keep people from unemployment? | ||
| Probably not. | ||
| I don't think hiding cancer and vaccines is the way to do it? | ||
| It would be probably easier just to pass a bill. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| About unemployment. | ||
| We're already pretty much there. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But then the argument we talked about earlier about diabetes, that was based on a discredited study, again, from years and years in the past. | ||
| We got lies. | ||
| The autism link to vaccines has been thoroughly debunked. | ||
| We got lies on lies. | ||
| The guy who did a study about that had his license stripped away because he did inethical and poorly run studies. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So all this stuff. | ||
| We got lies on lies on lies. | ||
| These are a lot of the arguments against vaccines that are full of shit. | ||
| And then there are the positive ones that are, again, much like you've already said in this episode, all your friends ain't dying from polio. | ||
| You're not getting polio. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
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Stop it. | |
| Which used to be a very real... | ||
| It used to be all the thing. | ||
| It used to be everybody had polio. | ||
| Do you know anybody in an iron lung? | ||
| I don't. | ||
| Good. | ||
| Oh, I bet it's because they have autism. | ||
| They have too much autism. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| As we all know, autism kills polio. | ||
| Right. | ||
| There's a one-to-one ratio. | ||
| Do you know any autistic people with polio? | ||
| I don't. | ||
| See, there we go. | ||
| Proves my theory. | ||
| Jordan, if you thought that this was where this was going to end, you're fucking wrong. | ||
| It makes perfect sense. | ||
| It gets worse. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| And then they can hack and cut and try to stop their own work. | ||
| And I've done presentations. | ||
| I've made films. | ||
| You know, I thought about this morning. | ||
| Should I even sit up here and show you all the documents and articles and how by the 70s they knew 100 million plus Americans got cancer and most of them died from SV40 alone? | ||
| That's literally what I was just talking about. | ||
| The SV40 thing is that ending in 1963, the contaminant of a particular vaccine. | ||
| The high-end estimate is 98 million people got that vaccine, so hundreds-plus millions is literally impossible. | ||
| But even then, wouldn't you have heard about the hundreds-plus million of people who died all very similarly around the same time? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| But also, I got my information about the vaccine and all this, like the backstory of it, from legitimate sources. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I got the 98 million total. | ||
| From a crazy right-wing blog. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So even that number... | ||
| So even you artificially inflating the number is still fewer than him artificially inflating an already ridiculous number. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| This number was taken from two blogs that I found. | ||
| One of them weaved it expertly into chemtrails. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| So, like... | ||
| The idea that hundreds of millions confirmed by the CDC got cancer from the SV40 shit is just... | ||
| There's no basis for that. | ||
| And even if there was, the CDC would never confirm that shit. | ||
| That'd be the worst scandal in history. | ||
| I'm talking CDC documents. | ||
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This is bubbly. | |
| Oh, see, it's a little bit worse than them just watching you. | ||
| They're putting cancer viruses in the major vaccines that, just like herpes, Go into the nerves and then activate later upon stress. | ||
| And they've even tested the viral strains of cancer virus so that they can, again, actuary with computers down to when it's going to kill the average person. | ||
| Yes, you've been given a termination switch. | ||
| Don't worry, you haven't. | ||
| You like that? | ||
| Because of course the elite, of course the Rockefellers and Cold Springs Harbor that funded Hitler publicly, of course they're going to implant you with a time bomb weapon. | ||
| Oh, and by the way, they've got treatments and ways to reverse it. | ||
| But they're not going to tell you that their family gets that, not yours. | ||
| It's up to you to die. | ||
| You're supposed to roll over so these inbred, horrible people can inherit the earth. | ||
| Well, are you going to do that? | ||
| Probably. | ||
| I gotta butt in. | ||
| We can't interrupt what's about to come. | ||
| You will scream. | ||
| I guarantee you're gonna scream. | ||
| Because where he takes this is fucked up. | ||
| Okay. | ||
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Thank you. | |
| I know I talk about horribly frightening things, and the enemy thinks that you're like them, cowards. | ||
| They think, oh, this will just scare people. | ||
| Don't worry about Alex Jones. | ||
| He's just scaring people. | ||
| I wasn't talking to the general public. | ||
| Some of which are cowards. | ||
| I was talking to those in the general public that aren't. | ||
| But I was talking to the intelligentsia who was one level below all this intel. | ||
| You know you dumb the public down. | ||
| You know you brainwash people. | ||
| You know you want to manage group. | ||
| You know you're not really liberals. | ||
| You're cold-blooded social engineers and you're told liberalism is the cover that you do it. | ||
| But it's for the greater good to stabilize the planet and reduce population. | ||
| But you didn't get a memo not to give your kid the vaccine, though, did you? | ||
| No, see, you're meant to die, too. | ||
| And by the way, cancer viruses and vaccines is not even, on a scale of 1 to 10, not even a number 2. Cameras and microphones watching and listening to you is not even a.1. | ||
| You know for 50 years they've had clones. | ||
| That's now admitted. | ||
| You know they've had chimeras for 35. They admit. | ||
| Part human, part animal. | ||
| You name it. | ||
| You know that. | ||
| See, it just goes on and on, on and on, on and on, on and on. | ||
| And now it's all just going to start coming out. | ||
| Because, see, they can't hide it now. | ||
| They want to just hide it, have a breakaway civilization. | ||
| You don't even know about it. | ||
| It's in government reservations, corporate reservations. | ||
| Now, because it's all coming out, they're going to have a debate about it. | ||
| And just go, oh, you know, there's a show about clones. | ||
| And next on the news, you know, we've got these clones. | ||
| And don't worry, the clones are going to have rights. | ||
| Robots are going to have rights. | ||
| See how this works? | ||
| Let me get some other news for you. | ||
| Here's the deal. | ||
| The big lie is ever telling yourself you're part of the power structure when you go along with this. | ||
| You're fooling yourself even if you're a top Rockefeller or a Rothschild or somebody, you know, a J.K. Rawlings is part of the propaganda. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Good thing we got her in there. | ||
| You're shining on to the color out of time. | ||
| Man, that's an H.P. Lovecraft book. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| Oh boy. | ||
| I love that he's dropping references to lesser known Lovecraft books. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| And he just basically described the plot of the island of Dr. Moreau as well. | ||
| They've got clones for 50 years. | ||
| Chimeras for 25. How does he know that chimeras came before clones? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| After. | ||
| 25 years after. | ||
| Chimeras came after clones. | ||
| From his great sources. | ||
| Wouldn't you start with chimeras? | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| You wouldn't try and clone a whole human. | ||
| If you're watching the video of Alex Jones, when he's talking about how they've had chimeras for 50 years... | ||
| Is he tugging his ear? | ||
| No, he does. | ||
| But he flashes up a picture of a National Geographic article. | ||
| Human-pig hybrid created in the lab. | ||
| Here are the facts. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Do you remember when they did that? | ||
| This is an article from January 2017. | ||
| It was not even a zygote. | ||
| No, it lasted four months before it died, and the idea of it here is every ten minutes, a person is added to the national waiting list for organ transplants. | ||
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Right. | |
| And every day, 22 people on that list die without an organ they need. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| What if, rather than relying on a generous donor, you could grow a custom organ inside an animal? | ||
| Oh, that'd be cool! | ||
| It's not pigs with human consciousness. | ||
| It's that part of their organs will grow in a way that we can extract without killing them human organs that can be transplanted to people who are going to die otherwise. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's still a weird ethical gray area. | ||
| It's very weird. | ||
| I would like to know more about that. | ||
| It's weird, but it's not what he's talking about, and it's what they flash up on the screen as evidence that he's right. | ||
| The screen that's behind him in the studio is showing this article. | ||
| That I've read and I have in front of me here that is not about chimeras with human intelligence and pig bodies or whatever the fuck he imagines it is. | ||
| It is about harvesting organs. | ||
| Also, if they've had it for 25 years, oh, no, I don't even need to bother with that. | ||
| They've been keeping it secret. | ||
| Now National Geographic is allowed to trickle it out because they're getting us used to it using movies with predictive engineering. | ||
| Or H.P. Lovecraft stories. | ||
| Like The Island of Dr. Moreau. | ||
| And Out of Time. | ||
| Color Out of Time. | ||
| Color Out of Time. | ||
| It's a good book. | ||
| Is it a good book? | ||
| Yeah, I recommend a lot of Lovecraft. | ||
| Anti-Semite? | ||
| Not in that one. | ||
| He was more anti-black, to be honest. | ||
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Oh, okay. | |
| He wasn't really all that anti-Semitic. | ||
| But also, look, I don't want to go off on a Lovecraft jag, but his racism is mostly in his earlier works. | ||
| And as he grows, you can really see the strain of that lessening. | ||
| So, like, towards his later career, you could tell that he... | ||
| He was almost not racist. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| He was getting there. | ||
| But, again, he's a product of his time. | ||
| I don't think it's good that he had some racist beliefs, but I think you can still enjoy a lot of his science fiction without. | ||
| But just don't read, like, the case of Arthur Jerman. | ||
| Don't read that one, because that one's straight racist. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| That one's a guy who finds out that his grandma fucked a monkey. | ||
| Oh, boy, that's racist. | ||
| He realizes... | ||
| We're off to a good start there. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| But his later career, much better. | ||
| Anyway, my point is that... | ||
| So maybe there's some redemption for Alex later on in life. | ||
| I don't think that his trajectory is going the same direction as Lovecraft. | ||
| He's not on the Lovecraft trajectory. | ||
| No, but, like... | ||
| That is like, okay. | ||
| Which is the name of our scholarly paper? | ||
| The Lovecraft Trajectory. | ||
| It does Alex Jones fit the arc. | ||
| Has he passed the Mendoza line? | ||
| Baseball reference! | ||
| But like... | ||
| He's using these things to prop up bad arguments. | ||
| And then on top of that, using this idea that he was right about one thing to be evidence that you've got to believe him about other things. | ||
| Well, I mean, the clone thing is obvious. | ||
| It's obvious. | ||
| We've had CRISPR for 50 years. | ||
| Everybody knows this. | ||
| For fruits and vegetables? | ||
| No, CRISPR, the technique they use to... | ||
| The reason that they can rewrite this genetic code is through CRISPR. | ||
| It tears apart DNA and puts it back together in the way that we want it to. | ||
| It is the biggest breakthrough ever in terms of genetic science. | ||
| That has not been around for 50 years. | ||
| That has not been possible for 5 years. | ||
| And it's not being used to make clones. | ||
| It is not being used to make clones! | ||
| I think Alex might have gotten a phone call from somebody who told him this. | ||
| Or maybe a DM. | ||
| Maybe he got a fucking direct message on Twitter. | ||
| Or maybe his son is an Alex Jones clone! | ||
| Again, keep his family out of it. | ||
| But yeah, I mean, I'm just saying that if I were Alex Jones, I would want to, one, adopt a Korean baby, and two, clone myself for an eventual successor to the Infowars... | ||
| Throne? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Let's be clear about cloning. | ||
| You don't get a second you. | ||
| That's not how cloning works. | ||
| Is it full-grown? | ||
| No. | ||
| You don't get a full-grown you? | ||
| It doesn't work that way. | ||
| You create something with identical genetics, essentially. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Which you could... | ||
| Like that cow. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Which is not really all that scary. | ||
| No. | ||
| It's like a twin. | ||
| You know how twins aren't terrifying, except for in the movie The Shining? | ||
| But it wouldn't be a twin, because it's younger than you. | ||
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Right. | |
| Because time progresses for both of you. | ||
| Well, I mean, genetically, it's a twin. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| Genetically, it's an identical twin. | ||
| And it would not be any... | ||
| It would not be similar to you, a human clone that grows up, because it would have totally different life experiences. | ||
| Yeah, and we have morphogenesis, where our genes turn off and on depending on our environment as well. | ||
| But then again... | ||
| We're talking about something that isn't real. | ||
| It's not real. | ||
| But even within his fake narrative. | ||
| But maybe it's real. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So anyway, he takes this. | ||
| I want a clone. | ||
| That'd be nice. | ||
| But anyway, he takes this, and he takes it to, like, a really dark place. | ||
| By the way, there is a movie with Andrew Garfield that is about Spider-Man, or Shitty or Spider-Man, that is about that very thing. | ||
| Where there's a clone farm, basically. | ||
| So it's all of these clones at this hospital and their entire life, like it goes through their entire life. | ||
| It's a great science fiction story where it's like they're born for organ harvesting. | ||
| Much like these pigs, theoretically. | ||
| Yeah, and they have all of these life experiences within that, but their entire life is built around, we're eventually going to take your liver. | ||
| I can't pay attention to this because I just keep having... | ||
| Farmhouse by fish running through my head but with clone farm. | ||
| Oregon farmhouse? | ||
| This is a clone farm. | ||
| Welcome to the Oregon farmhouse. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Anyway, Alex takes this to a fucking dark propaganda place. | ||
| Excellent. | ||
| Against the globalists. | ||
| And I want to be clear, when it gets to the end, it's going to be sickening. | ||
| But Alex is smiling. | ||
| Oh, no! | ||
| And really, really getting into talking about what he's about to talk about. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| And it's fucked up. | ||
| You're signing on to horror. | ||
| You're signing on to the most wicked, destructive force in the universe. | ||
| He's talking about signing on with the globalists. | ||
| There are more destructive forces in the universe. | ||
| Crack? | ||
| I was talking about... | ||
| Neutron stars exploding. | ||
| Sure, that's a very destructive force. | ||
| Super destructive. | ||
| Centripetal force, if you're not prepared, is very dangerous. | ||
| Because you're scared deep down, and it's real sexy when it kind of brushes up against you from a distance. | ||
| It's like, ooh, what was that? | ||
| Let me have some of that. | ||
| That might be really powerful. | ||
| What's that do? | ||
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Oh, boy. | |
| Fake laugh. | ||
| But if you'd come face-to-face with it, you'd never curl up next to it. | ||
| But don't worry. | ||
| God's going to remove more and more of the protection because you've asked for it and you're going to get to rub up against it a little closer. | ||
| Just like those kids that get grabbed out of their backyards and get tortured to death sometimes over a couple years. | ||
| All of you that have served this, you have opened the door to everything you want and you're going to get it. | ||
| So make no mistake about that. | ||
| Because God is a just God. | ||
| Now, Isn't that awful? | ||
| That was gross. | ||
| That was so gross. | ||
| That was really gross. | ||
| And when he's doing that, like, you're gonna get it. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| He's smiling. | ||
| Yeah, that's creepy as fuck. | ||
| He's relishing in this idea of smiting. | ||
| He wants to, ugh. | ||
| Of people that don't... | ||
| Don't exist, I don't believe. | ||
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And then immediately, let's get to the news. | |
| That's only... | ||
| All of his tone of voice and all of the things he say were so... | ||
| It's gonna curl up next to you. | ||
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You're gonna get a taste of it, but it's gonna be right up next to you. | |
| And it's gonna be just like those kids that get taken out of their backyards. | ||
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Oh, it's gonna have a big, hard, evil, wicked cack. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| He's disgusting. | ||
| Yeah, but then he gets back into his ruffling paper. | ||
| And let me get back into the news. | ||
| Ruffling paper foley work manipulative bullshit. | ||
| What a... | ||
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Ugh. | |
| Yep. | ||
| What a dick. | ||
| That's gross. | ||
| That brings us to the end of our clips from Thursday, because we're not covering the John Rappaport interview. | ||
| Thank God. | ||
| You also had an interview with Dave Rudin from The Rudin Report, which you also don't need to cover. | ||
| That guy is just an asshole. | ||
| The Rudin Report? | ||
| Yeah, it's so bad. | ||
| Anyway, someone on Twitter suggested we cover that interview. | ||
| I don't want to cover it. | ||
| You just make so many logical leaps that don't make sense. | ||
| It's boring. | ||
| It's certainly not as exciting as clones. | ||
| Definitely not. | ||
| For 50 years. | ||
| Chimeras for 25? | ||
| Clones. | ||
| Chimeras. | ||
| Race pimps. | ||
| Oh my. | ||
| See, now I just want me mixed with a puppy. | ||
| Like, I want a chimera me. | ||
| Like, I want a clone of me. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| And I want it to be mixed with a puppy. | ||
| So it's a lot like John Candy in Spaceballs. | ||
| That's really what I want to... | ||
| I want a mog. | ||
| I think for me, you'd have to be a cat. | ||
| Because I think I'd be more of a cat personality. | ||
| Just sort of aloof over it. | ||
| Send us what you'd like to be a chimera with at knowledge underscore fight on Twitter. | ||
| Please hit us up with your chimera choice. | ||
| And we'll make it happen. | ||
| Well, we've had chimera technology for 25 years. | ||
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That's old hat. | |
| We will splice you with an animal for a small donation. | ||
| Also, if you want to email us, you can reach us at knowledgefight at gmail dot com. | ||
| Yeah, follow us on iTunes, leave a review, all those fun little things. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| We'll be back soon, but Jordan, this has been fun. | ||
| This has been a delight. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| You half-man, half-cat lover you. | ||
| Listen, you race pimp. | ||
| I'm nothing if not a policy won. | ||
| Hey, we're just a couple of race pimps. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello Alex, I'm a first time caller. | |
| I'm a huge fan. | ||
| I love your work. |