Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on a very bizarre March 1st episode of the Alex Jones Show. Topics include: Can Dan and Jordan find some unexpected common ground with Alex? Can they find multiple points of agreement with Alex? Does Alex believe that "white racism" exists? Plus, enjoy a bonus episode recorded on Feb 6, where Dan tells "Replacement Jordan" Marty DeRosa about what Alex's Super Bowl Sunday show was like.
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| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| We are two dudes who like to sit around and drink wine and watch the world burn. | ||
| Boy, it sure is doing that now. | ||
| But the twist is I like to sit around and listen to InfoWars, and Alex Jones in particular, and describe the events that unfold to... | ||
| My friend Jordan here. | ||
| And I am consistently shocked, appalled, and giggly about what it is this dude says. | ||
| And overwhelmingly confused. | ||
| Overwhelmingly confused. | ||
| The world is on fire as we speak. | ||
| We're recording this on Thursday afternoon. | ||
| Senator Sessions, now Attorney General Sessions, is in hot water. | ||
| Not for long, either of those things. | ||
| No, he's in, as they would say, as P.G. Woodhouse would say, He's in the soup. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Up to his thorax. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| He is in trouble. | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| At this point, it reminds me of that Patton Oswalt bit where... | ||
| George Bush and Dick Cheney are the Duke boys, jumping the General Lee over the Constitution. | ||
| How are they going to get out of this one? | ||
| How are they going to get out of this pickle? | ||
| Yeah, it doesn't feel like they're as slick as Bush. | ||
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No, no. | |
| Which is crazy. | ||
| They are nowhere near. | ||
| That's insane to think that one of the most fumbly, bumbly dumbasses... | ||
| In political history, George W. Bush looks kind of slick. | ||
| I think that was his genius. | ||
| Not his genius. | ||
| I think that was the reason that he got away with so much. | ||
| The aw shucks-y. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He didn't seem like an asshole. | ||
| No matter how evil he was, there was still that part of you that was like, ah, he just seems like a down-home country boy. | ||
| No, see, that's the marketing that you want to go get a beer with him. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| I don't think that's... | ||
| I never felt that way. | ||
| I think that was just... | ||
| No, again, I always thought he was a monster, and he faked a war and lied to everybody, and now we're trillions and trillions of dollars in debt for it. | ||
| And here we are. | ||
| And here we are. | ||
| Also, it's come out that a bunch of other Trump folks met with Russians. | ||
| It's the whole fucking thing. | ||
| All of the stuff in the dirty dossier is very true. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| I bet Trump had Sessions pee on him at this point. | ||
| All of this is possible. | ||
| Anything. | ||
| Anything goes. | ||
| Anything goes, yeah. | ||
| So, unfortunately, at press time, when we're recording this, some of these revelations came out after today's episode of the Alex Jones show. | ||
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Right. | |
| So we don't know what his take on this Carter Page situation is. | ||
| Oh, I can't wait. | ||
| Or the Kushner news. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| But I do know, I listened to the episode today, because the news about Sessions broke last night. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And so I thought, like, fucking Alex Jones is going to be on fire. | ||
| And he wasn't. | ||
| Not the case. | ||
| He wasn't. | ||
| He was subdued and heartbroken. | ||
| It was very boring. | ||
| It was just like, this man's a patriot. | ||
| He doesn't like the Russians. | ||
| He was calling them because it's his duty. | ||
| That sort of thing. | ||
| He's like, it's just part of the game. | ||
| It's part of his job. | ||
| He's on the Senate subcommittee. | ||
| His job is to talk to the Russians. | ||
| Meanwhile, all of the other people... | ||
| None of the other people on that subcommittee talk to the Russians. | ||
| Across the board. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Zero of them. | ||
| Strange. | ||
| Strange. | ||
| So, I mean, like... | ||
| He didn't feel the flames coming in today's episode, but I think tomorrow it's going to be a breakdown. | ||
| You think so? | ||
| You don't think it's possible that he's finally seeing the writing on the wall of his own, where he's like, I'm starting to think maybe... | ||
| Did you just pull your ear? | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
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Oh, God. | |
| I just pulled my ear. | ||
| Jordan legitimately just looked like he was scratching his head. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I'm scratching. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I'm nervous. | ||
| It's infecting all of us. | ||
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Hey, we're all part of the globalists. | |
| Even though today's episode was kind of boring and there wasn't a lot of worthwhile shit in it, he had a bunch of interviews with people who... | ||
| Just... | ||
| But luckily, he had some stuff from the Wednesday, March 1st episode that were very necessary to talk about. | ||
| Excellent. | ||
| So that's why we are here today to discuss some of the goings-on of the March 1st pre-sessions news-breaking episode. | ||
| His pre-sessions session, if you will. | ||
| Yeah, because he does bring up sessions. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| But I want to start this show off today, Jordan. | ||
| We talk too much shit about Alex Jones. | ||
| I have yet to hear that from many of our listeners. | ||
| I think it's important that we let the man get some proppers when he deserves them. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And I want to take a moment to celebrate some things that Alex Jones does incredibly well. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| First thing? | ||
| Lie. | ||
| He's amazing. | ||
| He's a really good liar. | ||
| Second thing? | ||
| His intro music in and out of commercial breaks? | ||
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Strong. | |
| You are praising him for things he is not yet involved in. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| If any of these artists knew he was using them, he'd probably. | ||
| Very angry. | ||
| Very angry. | ||
| Moby's Extreme Ways comes in. | ||
| It's awesome. | ||
| Quarter Flash. | ||
| Harden My Heart. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| That song's a banger. | ||
| All right. | ||
| The other day he played Triumph. | ||
| Yeah, you actually had to text me about that. | ||
| Fight the good fight. | ||
| This motherfucker is playing some solid music right now. | ||
| It's so good. | ||
| Are you saying Power Trio? | ||
| You're goddamn right I'm saying Power Trio. | ||
| That song is amazing. | ||
| He is great. | ||
| He's choosing good music, and I want to celebrate that. | ||
| Because I had forgotten about Quarter Flash until I heard it on there. | ||
| Well, I mean, he is in Austin, you know. | ||
| He's in a solid musical city there, so I expect that he's in the know on at least some of that shit. | ||
| Yeah, so it goes a little deeper. | ||
| Here's my third thing that Alex Jones, I want to give him some props for. | ||
| All right. | ||
| This is him talking a little bit about his views on marijuana. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| No plant has more medicinal uses than Mary Jane. | ||
| I mean, it is a gift from God. | ||
| It's thousands of them. | ||
| It's incredible. | ||
| I want to decriminalize. | ||
| I fully support this. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
| Unqualified agreement with Alex Jones. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| We have found it. | ||
| Finally, middle ground. | ||
| We can begin from here. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So what we'll do... | ||
| That's why I want to talk about this. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is an episode that will be like no other. | ||
| Because we have legitimately found... | ||
| And there's another one I think that we'll both agree on. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Two in one episode? | ||
| Where we're like, Alex, 100%. | ||
| I still think you're a bigot. | ||
| But I agree. | ||
| Marijuana can be used for so many different things. | ||
| There's no reason it should be illegal. | ||
| Well, and as we know, when he does get high, he goes into 12-dimensional shit. | ||
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That's true. | |
| So maybe we're all better off whenever Mary Jane is legal. | ||
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I don't like him calling it Mary Jane. | |
| Although I don't like him calling it Mary Jane either. | ||
| No, that makes me very uncomfortable. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What year is this? | ||
| Who are you, Tom Petty? | ||
| Get the fuck out of here. | ||
| I don't even like anybody calling it pot anymore. | ||
| What about Reefer? | ||
| Reefer, gross. | ||
| What about the sweet herb? | ||
| I didn't know that was one. | ||
| I feel like you may have just made that up. | ||
| What about little Indian boy? | ||
| Back in the day, we found this long printout of slang terms of the years for marijuana, and one of them was little Indian boy. | ||
| Who the fuck said little Indian boy? | ||
| It's like how every now and again you'll see those breakdowns of what the nation calls soda, and it's like 50% soda, or 20% Uh, Coke. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And then, like, down at the bottom, it's like 1% fizzy water. | ||
| Fizzy, fizzy water! | ||
| Who calls it fizzy water? | ||
| Fizzy water! | ||
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What are you talking about? | |
| Goddammit, why not just call it a phosphate then, goddammit? | ||
| The French call it a boisson gaseuse. | ||
| I like that a lot. | ||
| I think we should call that marijuana from now on. | ||
| That's French for fizzy beverage. | ||
| God damn it! | ||
| You tricked me! | ||
| So Alex, actually, he talks even a little bit more. | ||
| Although I do disagree with him. | ||
| I believe ginkgo biloba is the ultimate in plants that can heal people. | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| No clue. | ||
| I used to take ginkgo biloba. | ||
| I just love saying ginkgo biloba. | ||
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It's great. | |
| It's supposed to help your memory. | ||
| I think it reminds me of Shaggy or whatever with Mr. Love and Love. | ||
| Ooh, ginkgo biloba. | ||
| So he actually talks a little bit more about his feelings about marijuana in this next clip. | ||
| And one thing that's really actually super awesome about this next clip is that he talks about it in opposition to the beliefs of the Trump administration. | ||
| What in God's name is happening right now? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| Attorney General Jeff Sessions just hinted at crackdown on legal marijuana. | ||
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Well, he didn't hint at it. | |
| He did it. | ||
| This is a bad move. | ||
| Support police getting training and funding and medical care they need and not demonizing police in the community and holding up the good officers as an example of real community policing. | ||
| Make it an honorable profession so we get more good people to be part of it. | ||
| Pay them more. | ||
| And don't make it be based on revenue generation. | ||
| What in God's name is happening? | ||
| It's all good. | ||
| Fuck you, Friesen. | ||
| What have you done? | ||
| This is all good stuff. | ||
| Did you text him before this episode? | ||
| Just like, hey, let's see what kind of cool shit we can get him to say. | ||
| What the fuck is happening? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| How am I still surprised? | ||
| We've been doing this shit. | ||
| For months! | ||
| And now I'm finding out that I'm okay with some of the things he thinks? | ||
| And there's no conspiracy either! | ||
| That's just perfect! | ||
| You shouldn't tie it to revenue! | ||
| But that's the whole reason that Sessions wants to criminalize it is because of revenue. | ||
| Because one of the things that they do is that if they suspect money is involved with drugs, they can just take it. | ||
| There's a law of seizure there. | ||
| And there's no challenge to that? | ||
| You can just take it. | ||
| We're going to have to put this clip on pause and go to another clip. | ||
| Excellent. | ||
| You know, if you guys want to call in and disagree with me about my gushing over Trump, please call in and make your real point. | ||
| I don't like the asset forfeiture seizure because a lot of that's unconstitutional. | ||
| What the fuck is happening? | ||
| But then Trump's like, we could take yachts away from drug dealers. | ||
| Yeah, but not old ladies cash in East Texas in those corrupt towns. | ||
| Most of them aren't corrupt, but when you get a bad town, and unfortunately Texas has got the best and the worst of police. | ||
| And there are some bad places in East Texas. | ||
| My family, by the way, on my dad's side is from there, so I know I'm not bashing. | ||
| At least he's not bashing East Texas. | ||
| He knows an old lady who's broke as fuck now. | ||
| Because of the cops. | ||
| That is a man who's like, Yeah, I hate that he said old lady. | ||
| I mean, old lady. | ||
| They took an old lady's money. | ||
| A sweet old lady. | ||
| She was my dealer for about three years. | ||
| But you get that? | ||
| That's another thing we agree with him on. | ||
| Civil forfeiture is wildly inappropriate. | ||
| I think that to some degree you should be able to take ill-gotten gains from people. | ||
| But that should also apply to marauding billionaires. | ||
| So it shouldn't just be poor people and drug dealers who get their shit taken away. | ||
| It should be all sorts of... | ||
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Right. | |
| If you say cause an entire global recession and then lobby to get all of the rules that kept that global reception... | ||
| We should have a global reception. | ||
| We should have a global reception. | ||
| That's what Davos is. | ||
| That's what Sessions fucking did with the Russians. | ||
| See what I'm doing? | ||
| Nice. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Topical as fuck. | ||
| No, those guys destroyed everything, but because they're still billionaires, now Dodd-Frank and all that shit is getting repealed because they're rich enough to buy Republicans. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| It's fucked up. | ||
| But more fucked up is that we have two concrete examples that Alex is saying of philosophical agreements. | ||
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Right. | |
| So, what we're at now is two for the plus column. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And what is it, 6,474 in the negative? | ||
| Right, it's tough to... | ||
| I've got little lie check marks on the other notes, so I know. | ||
| He's a horrible bigot and a propagandist. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But man, I'll ride on the weed, brother. | ||
| Again, he is in Austin. | ||
| Like, I bet he... | ||
| I bet he walks down the streets and just smells marijuana all day, every day. | ||
| If you're that... | ||
| It is another one of those things where I do kind of believe that if he just accepted a lot more black people and a lot more gay people and trans people into his life and his community, he would think the same way about them as he does about marijuana. | ||
| It's entirely possible. | ||
| Hey, man, we should just fucking leave those people alone. | ||
| What are we doing? | ||
| I like Tad. | ||
| Well... | ||
| Tonya, but his name's Tad now. | ||
| Because he definitely wouldn't grow into using proper... | ||
| No. | ||
| Not going to happen there. | ||
| I think that if he didn't erroneously believe that the globalists were behind everything, he might be a great person. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I think we were screwed since he was six. | ||
| He had the brain of an 80-year-old man when he was six. | ||
| A lot of this bigotry and stuff comes from his belief... | ||
| That he thinks that it's social manipulation and trying to control us through getting rid of genders and trying to spark race wars and stuff like that. | ||
| If he didn't believe that there was a shadowy Jew order, because that's really what he's saying. | ||
| Like, that's really what's behind it. | ||
| When you say globalists, it's Jews. | ||
| But, like, if he didn't believe that, all of that stuff would go away. | ||
| And maybe what we'd be left with is a kind of angry dude. | ||
| Who also believes that weed should be legal and doesn't think the cops should fuck with you. | ||
| Yeah, but then... | ||
| See, that's the ultimate issue here. | ||
| He's only anti-immigrant in as much as he speaks about on his show because he thinks that the globalists are flooding our country with immigrants to destroy us. | ||
| Does he? | ||
| Is that really why he's anti-immigrant? | ||
| Is it the racism that... | ||
| I mean, who knows? | ||
| Is it the racism comes from the globalism, or is it that the globalism comes from the racism? | ||
| That's a great, great question. | ||
| It is a chicken and egg. | ||
| Yeah, it's the chicken and the, I hope eggs aren't allowed to procreate in Tuskegee. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| That one got away from me. | ||
| Anyway, lest you think that this is all going to be an Alex Jones love fest, it's not. | ||
| But... | ||
| Of course. | ||
| I wanted to, you know, it is important that we are fair. | ||
| We're not here to just shit on everything he says. | ||
| Right. | ||
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He has some good points, but I also want to say that when we get to the end of this episode, I want to remember the pro-decriminalization of marijuana and the anti-civil foreign But how is it that he doesn't take the very same arguments for those things? | |
| That he makes and then realizes that he is making the exact opposite of those arguments for so many other things. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Like, how do you not have any kind of logical consistency there? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I mean, he... | ||
| Now, admittedly, this is not a trait that is unique to him at all. | ||
| No, sure. | ||
| There's a lot of people who suffer from... | ||
| This is kind of a human trait, really. | ||
| That whole cognitive dissonance situation there. | ||
| Well, a lot of people don't analyze themselves much. | ||
| Well, like the- Think therapy's weak, don't understand logic, those sorts of things? | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| Well, like the town, the one in the news now where it's like- Oh, I thought you meant that M. Night Shyamalan movie. | ||
| That's the villain. | ||
| I was actually talking about the- Ben Affleck? | ||
| Ben Affleck movie, yeah. | ||
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Fuck. | |
| Starring Jon Hamm, the most handsome man that aliens have ever created. | ||
| He's a globalist. | ||
| I assume he is. | ||
| All right, sorry, go ahead. | ||
| No, the town that was overwhelmingly pro-Trump, 70% of the town voted for them, and then all of a sudden they know a guy who's getting kicked out, and they're like, oh wait, I didn't think you were going to kick out a good illegal immigrant. | ||
| And it's like, no, fucking duh! | ||
| We have been shouting at you this whole fucking time! | ||
| I feel no sympathy for them. | ||
| I feel sympathy for the guy who's getting deported. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Although now it's kind of like, dude, Those guys kind of hated you. | ||
| You see that, right? | ||
| You know what it is? | ||
| It's the inverse of the they're going to take our guns. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's like... | ||
| They're going to keep our immigrants. | ||
| We keep warning, like, this is going to go bad. | ||
| They're not going to do literally what they're saying. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He says he's going to deport just violent criminals and illegals. | ||
| Right. | ||
| The bad ones. | ||
| That's not what's going to happen. | ||
| Because that's not how... | ||
| You can't... | ||
| You can't... | ||
| Figure that out. | ||
| And with the... | ||
| Oh, yeah, go ahead. | ||
| And the other side is like, nah, he's just... | ||
| We're like, he's not going to stick to that. | ||
| And they're like, nah, he is. | ||
| It's fine. | ||
| Meanwhile, the right is like, Obama's going to take our guns. | ||
| And all of us are like, he's not. | ||
| Just please stop. | ||
| That's not... | ||
| And lo and behold, he doesn't. | ||
| Well, I mean, it's... | ||
| I think it's genuinely turned into everybody now lives in their own reality. | ||
| And that is not exclusive to the GOP, although the GOP is entirely living inside its own reality. | ||
| If you support Trump now, there's only three possible reasons. | ||
| You are either in denial, you are stupid, or you're a racist. | ||
| And I think Russia is all three of those things. | ||
| I think they've nailed it. | ||
| Only Putin is the... | ||
| He's the only pure Trump supporter. | ||
| I think he's the only genius in global politics now. | ||
| We war games that last night. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There's just no downside for Putin in all of this. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because he's just watching America tear itself apart with his fake $100,000 a year salary sitting on his... | ||
| Possible $100 billion fucking gold tower like Scrooge McDuck. | ||
| He knows that the only downside possible is another proxy war. | ||
| And the only downside to that is he might lose some troops, but most of the casualties will be of whatever country ends up being fought in. | ||
| Like in Syria. | ||
| It's nonsense. | ||
| That's not a real downside to... | ||
| Autocratic dictator. | ||
| Doesn't care. | ||
| Well, not only that, but, you know, with other autocratic dictators, you know, like your Saddam's of the world, I assume there's more than one, they, you know, that guy, after Iraq fell, hiding in an underground bunker, and then he gets murdered, right? | ||
| You do not see Putin getting murdered. | ||
| Even if the entire country unites against Putin, he's in a helicopter in fucking Mars tomorrow, living like a billionaire. | ||
| Oh yeah, he has a base in Antarctica or something. | ||
| Yeah, there is no way you get Putin. | ||
| Anyway, we're rambling too long. | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| Let's get back to this clip where Alex is talking about weed, because here's where it takes a strange turn and he makes an admission about Jeff Sessions. | ||
| And again, we don't want to run around going after half the young people to smoke pot. | ||
| They're not going to quit smoking pot, Senator Sessions. | ||
| And I know the Attorney General listens to the show. | ||
| I'll just leave it at that. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Well, that's scary. | ||
| I even know behind the scenes there were some moves made to keep before Obama even left and going after me. | ||
| And that the word was put out, you do that, we're going to overthrow it just as soon as we get in. | ||
| I mean, Sessions has been one of my biggest allies. | ||
| I'm just saying, I'm your ally too, sir. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| That could really bite him in the ass. | ||
| Not a good thing now. | ||
| No. | ||
| He was very proud of that in that sentence. | ||
| He, tomorrow, will not be very proud of that at all. | ||
| Another reminder that this was the day before these... | ||
| Perjury. | ||
| I think it's amazing now that we're on a what a difference a day makes every single day. | ||
| He keeps ending up... | ||
| Well, and that's why I wished that the next day he would have been in hardcore defense mode. | ||
| Right. | ||
| As opposed to just dismissive, this is nothing. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| Because that's boring. | ||
| Right. | ||
| The juxtaposition of that isn't really... | ||
| It's not really that much different in his head. | ||
| Because he doesn't think all this is real. | ||
| He doesn't think all the Russia stuff and the perjury stuff is real. | ||
| In the same way that I made the argument... | ||
| Well, he kind of does, because he has said in the past that, yeah, Russia was involved in the election, but that's because they were helping root out evil. | ||
| He said that they've infiltrated our government. | ||
| Yeah, that's right. | ||
| He did say that. | ||
| He literally said that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And now he's 100% correct. | ||
| We agree again! | ||
| We got three now! | ||
| All right, let's finish this clip. | ||
| And you don't want to start a fight with... | ||
| What's the statistic? | ||
| Something like 80% of America admits it smoked marijuana at one time or another, and then the last time I saw it, it was like 40-something percent smoking on a regular basis. | ||
| Guys, Google how many Americans smoke marijuana in studies. | ||
| I mean, it varies in the study, but those numbers are pretty accurate. | ||
| I've seen it repeatedly. | ||
| You can't do this. | ||
| I mean, this will be a disaster for Trump, getting young people involved in the liberty movement. | ||
| Here's the deal, Sessions. | ||
| If you call for banning liquor, Then I would say it's not hypocritical, but liquor kills a lot. | ||
| And I saw the quote from Sessions in my stack. | ||
| This is why I'm going off on the shack. | ||
| I was going to leave this alone, but I can't handle it. | ||
| He said, marijuana causes people to be violent and causes violence. | ||
| No, it doesn't. | ||
| People don't get in fights on marijuana. | ||
| They don't speed on it. | ||
| They drive 40 in a 60 in the slow lane. | ||
| What is he? | ||
| I mean, alcohol causes violence in fireworks. | ||
| He's a road comic. | ||
| He's a road hack. | ||
| And by the way, that's my cup of tea. | ||
| I'm just being honest about it. | ||
| See, now this is the side of Alex that lures dumb people in. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Again, because it's like... | ||
| And it's even impressive. | ||
| I hate that our first 25 minutes of this show has been largely positive. | ||
| A love fest, yeah. | ||
| This has been all... | ||
| Well, I mean, go back through our catalog. | ||
| Don't worry. | ||
| We've got plenty of negative on him. | ||
| I've legitimately, over the course of this last... | ||
| I don't know, two, three months of listening to him every day. | ||
| Never heard him break ranks with the Trump administration. | ||
| Really? | ||
| The only time he's ever criticized Trump was about torture. | ||
| And we played that clip on one of the episodes. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And his reasoning was that you shouldn't torture people because it causes bad PR. | ||
| Yeah, not because you shouldn't torture people. | ||
| And if you torture them, you gotta kill them. | ||
| That was his argument. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| So if you arrest people for marijuana... | ||
| You gotta kill him. | ||
| If A, then B. Sure. | ||
| If marijuana, then kill him. | ||
| Clunky syllogism, but yes. | ||
| I've never heard him even indirectly be like, this is a bad idea, don't do this. | ||
| Right. | ||
| The only other thing I guess is maybe, and I kind of agree with him for different reasons, he was like, don't let Flynn resign. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I agree with him. | ||
| But only if we're being strategic about Trump's goals. | ||
| Well, and even now, now that we know that Sessions is getting hit, Flynn would have been a great distraction for that. | ||
| Like, the longer you keep Flynn there... | ||
| The more he's like the beachhead, and everybody else is all of their Russian connections, the entire fucking administration, apparently. | ||
| Yeah, you need, what is it, in role-playing games or those massive online games? | ||
| Yeah, you need a tank. | ||
| You need a tank. | ||
| You need someone who's just got a lot of hit points. | ||
| And that means that Sessions is our magic user. | ||
| I believe that's what we're trying to say. | ||
| He's the wizard in the background. | ||
| He certainly has the look of one. | ||
| I don't think Sessions can be the tank. | ||
| Yeah, he's a half-elf, half-halfling. | ||
| But then where do you go? | ||
| Like, he's gotta fall, and then the dominoes just keep going. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| You needed to hold strong with Flynn. | ||
| But once he toppled... | ||
| Then everybody... | ||
| And we said this back then. | ||
| Now there's blood in the water. | ||
| And blood is everywhere now. | ||
| Fourth thing we agree with Alex on. | ||
| But again, from different sides. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| It's very impressive to me to see that disagreement with his avowed team. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| It's impressive, but it's utterly meaningless. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I hope. | ||
| Full stop. | ||
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| I would like it if he was more like this regularly. | ||
| I would like it if literally anybody in the GOP house was more like this regularly. | ||
| They just voted again to keep... | ||
| Trump from releasing his tax returns or anybody seeing them. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like anybody. | ||
| Oh, and I heard some senator came out of the secret room where they've got the new health care bill and he was quoted as saying, there's no bill in there. | ||
| Oh yeah, Rand Paul went on a nice little chase today. | ||
| He brought a printer with him, which... | ||
| Also, it was a giant printer. | ||
| He didn't have a travel bag with a nice little printer inside it. | ||
| One of those old school ones on a dolly? | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| With the holes that you have to punch off to actually carry the paper with you. | ||
| It's utter insanity. | ||
| I hate that there's a show called House of Cards because this House of Cards is going to fall. | ||
| It sure seems like it. | ||
| But even then, in the show House of Cards, at least people in his own party were like... | ||
| Maybe he's a bad dude. | ||
| I watched the show up until his wife gave a dying dude a handjob, and then I was like, I'm out of here. | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
| I watched the first season, and then the first episode of the second season, whenever he pushed that reporter off of the... | ||
| Spoiler alert. | ||
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Into a train? | |
| Yeah, into a train. | ||
| And I was like, alright, alright guys. | ||
| Are we doing that? | ||
| Let's not turn this into a TV review show. | ||
| Well, it's hard to agree with him without then just kind of rambling off, because it's like, what the fuck is happening? | ||
| It betrays the premise of our show. | ||
| But actually, that's not true. | ||
| Our premise of the show is to document what he's up to. | ||
| And unfortunately, it's usually terrible. | ||
| It is almost always terrible. | ||
| And I assure you, by the time this episode ends, we're going to get right back to terrible. | ||
| Well, look, I mean, hey, that's awesome. | ||
| You support marijuana legalization. | ||
| You also support... | ||
| Keeping trans people stuck into their fucking horrible... | ||
| Or killing them. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. | ||
| So, no, no, no, fuck off. | ||
| So, here is our next clip. | ||
| This gets away from the good-bad dichotomy. | ||
| Right. | ||
| This is just Alex sort of talking about how he's not a fear monger. | ||
| And then, also, he gets a little bit into Trump's speech before the House. | ||
| There are concentration camps at the airport. | ||
| I'm not a fearmonger. | ||
| Buy these survival supplies. | ||
| I would never be a fearmonger. | ||
| Now, there were a lot of good patriots in the government and other corporations and groups all over the world that see this globalist plan and now know how evil it is and have gone and read the writings of the globalists. | ||
| We've popularized a lot of those. | ||
| I can say our audience has helped get that info out. | ||
| I always believed that... | ||
| If we told people what was happening in the world and exposed the globalists to their own words and how diabolical it was, that people would unify and wake up and start resisting it. | ||
| That's why they always denied it existed even though it was being built in plain view. | ||
| I've gone and read a lot of stuff that he directs people to and it doesn't say the things he claims. | ||
| Of course not. | ||
| In much the same way that he just misrepresents news stories that he's read based on headlines and vague skimming, he's done the exact same thing in building up his case that an evil globalist group exists. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's utter insanity. | ||
| You know, here's the weirdest part. | ||
| I am starting, the more I listen to him, the more I'm starting to notice the parallels between his globalist rantings with just billionaires. | ||
| Like, it does seem like all billionaires basically know each other. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And all of them are directing every country. | ||
| Like, even now, I am... | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| You're going native. | ||
| I'm going native. | ||
| I'm going all the way, man. | ||
| I'm in full... | ||
| You've turned me. | ||
| I am... | ||
| Now I support Alex Jones on marijuana, which basically means I agree with everything he's ever said now. | ||
| No, I mean, the more I think about this whole Trump situation... | ||
| You know who the real enemy is? | ||
| That billionaires fucking own the entire government. | ||
| Like, they just buy politicians. | ||
| And this has always been true, but now they finally won? | ||
| And now I'm kind of like, these people don't have a country. | ||
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| They don't have any association with the United States. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| They're international corporations. | ||
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Oh, no. | |
| International corporations, they don't care if the country goes well or bad. | ||
| They don't care about poor people. | ||
| What they really care about is getting as much money out of them. | ||
| Oh, God, I'm turning into Alex Jones! | ||
| And guess what? | ||
| Common sense prevailed. | ||
| So many people thought I was a fearmonger. | ||
| You are. | ||
| They thought I was saying all this just to be listenable. | ||
| And that people were cowards and would hear this and hide under their beds. | ||
| Some people hid under their beds, but the people that counted didn't. | ||
| And so we've just begun to fight. | ||
| Now the enemy's out in the open saying world government's good and we should all just accept it. | ||
| So what if it's unelected? | ||
| See how far we've come? | ||
| Everybody knows the Federal Reserve's private. | ||
| Trump's taking control of it. | ||
| Ordering him to loan money to small businesses and individuals. | ||
| I don't think that's happening. | ||
| I don't think he's done anything even similar to ordering people to loan money to small businesses. | ||
| Certainly not in these executive orders that he's signed already. | ||
| No, absolutely not. | ||
| Also, I'm not entirely sure. | ||
| I know that the Federal Reserve is private, but it's a really weird, murky territory. | ||
| But also, I don't know if Trump has the authority to take over this private institution. | ||
| Frankly, I have read so much about the Federal Reserve. | ||
| I still have no fucking clue what they do other than sometimes somebody will go on TV and be like, we're raising interest rates 0.25%. | ||
| They control the money supply, essentially, in order to make sure that our dollar doesn't become valueless. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's a large part of what they do. | ||
| And that's what the interest rates play into. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But they're private? | ||
| Yeah, it's not a government entity. | ||
| It is its own, like, independent... | ||
| It's an independent thing that controls the government's money? | ||
| But it's intimately intertwined with the government. | ||
| Right, it has to be. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Otherwise, you've just got random guys being like, money's free now! | ||
| Hooray! | ||
| Like, yeah, there's gotta be some kind of control on it. | ||
| The idea that it's private doesn't take everything into account, but it is... | ||
| If you just take that simple fact, it sounds really fucked up. | ||
| It does sound really strange. | ||
| Yeah, but you get into more of the details about the government being able to impose things on it. | ||
| It's not really as nefarious as conspiracy theorists. | ||
| It does kind of make sense the more you think about the way China's currency is regulated, which is just the fearless leader being like, money's free now! | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Yeah, I have no clue what it is that the Federal Reserve is for. | ||
| We aren't economists. | ||
| We're policy wonks. | ||
| Are they good? | ||
| Are they bad? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| We're not policy wonks when the Federal Reserve is involved. | ||
| Ordering them to loan massive money to cities and counties and folks that follow initiatives to hire American. | ||
| You're about to see the power of a big fat state turned loose to actually empower people. | ||
| That's why they are. | ||
| Particularly angry because everything they built to screw us over is being taken away to re-empower us and then be dismantled and handed back to the states and the people. | ||
| It's so good. | ||
| It's so beautiful. | ||
| It's so pure. | ||
| It's so winner. | ||
| So, winner. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He hangs out with Charlie Sheen a lot. | ||
| Did you pause this clip right before he said chicken dinner? | ||
| What happened? | ||
| I wish. | ||
| I mean, he hangs out with Charlie Sheen, so winning. | ||
| He does hang out with Charlie Sheen all the time? | ||
| And two of them are friends. | ||
| Oh, that's weird. | ||
| But it goes back to the star fucker thing. | ||
| Oh, yeah, that's true. | ||
| Any celebrity that would hang out with him, he hangs out with. | ||
| But also, that... | ||
| What was it? | ||
| I lost my thought. | ||
| I got distracted by Charlie Sheen. | ||
| That will happen. | ||
| Two and a half men was great. | ||
| I'm not the first. | ||
| Now, come on. | ||
| We're going to win, win, win. | ||
| You're going to have so much winning, you're going to say, please, stop the winning, it's too much. | ||
| I'm going to say no! | ||
| Because the truth is, winning like this is going to be a great responsibility. | ||
| With great winning comes great responsibility. | ||
| We all know this. | ||
| I remember why I paused it. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Because when you said fake laugh, you're totally right. | ||
| And in the video, he's about to hit the desk really hard, and you'd see him stop himself and fake laugh. | ||
| It's like, oh my god, come on, man. | ||
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| This is clunky. | ||
| He was about to pray, and then he started laughing? | ||
| Like, what is happening? | ||
| He was about to emphasize his laugh by hitting the desk, and he stops himself. | ||
| Because he hits the desk all the fucking time. | ||
| Yeah, you can hear in just about every clip, thunk, thunk. | ||
| I hear that in my dreams. | ||
| And to not use the incredible power the United States is about to have again, times 100, and not let that be turned towards evil, but turned towards truly promoting human dignity and freedom at the next level for our species and all the advances that Trump started to talk about again in science and technology and medicine that are right around the corner. | ||
| And you look in his eyes, they already got him. | ||
| They just don't know how to deploy him yet. | ||
| From the 12th dimensional beings? | ||
| All right. | ||
| Trump's sitting there in the White House going, they've got all these cancer cures and all this and they instead are running a eugenics program with fluoride and water and the vaccines with the additives to brain damage people. | ||
| What the hell have people been thinking? | ||
| Notice Trump's even more hardcore and more focused now. | ||
| Here's the thing. | ||
| This is after the State of the Union, isn't it? | ||
| It wasn't the State of the Union. | ||
| It was just the address. | ||
| Oh, whichever. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It was the speech gave to Congress. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| So this is when even the press is like, well, he sure did look presidential, guys. | ||
| Right, but that's like... | ||
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What a group of pussies. | |
| It's like giving an A for effort. | ||
| It's damning someone with faint praise. | ||
| Instead of grading, it was just plus minus. | ||
| That's really what it was. | ||
| We now have a president who went to an alternative school. | ||
| He's going to a hippie school of presidency. | ||
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Right, right, right. | |
| But that thing that he's talking about... | ||
| It's about how you feel, man. | ||
| How do you feel about this school? | ||
| Yeah, but what Alex is talking about with the cures and all this, we're going to let loose all of the... | ||
| All these life-saving technologies. | ||
| That's not what Trump is doing. | ||
| Not only is that not what Trump is doing, that's still not a thing. | ||
| There's no way he could do that. | ||
| When Trump is talking about all these cures and stuff like that, what he's talking about is making it easier for drugs to get on the market. | ||
| He's talking about repealing regulations of the FDA so drugs don't have to be tested. | ||
| All the cancer cures. | ||
| Who is going to test those cancer cures? | ||
| Then people would be cured of cancer. | ||
| That's the most expensive part of creating a drug. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And for a reason. | ||
| Because you can do serious damage to people. | ||
| Yeah, and I can't wait. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Trump's pick for the FDA chair, he said, literally, I don't think that you should have to prove drugs work. | ||
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| What? | ||
| Yeah, the pick for the EPA chair was like, I don't think the environment's okay. | ||
| You guys want one? | ||
| I don't. | ||
| I'm gonna get it. | ||
| Seems pointless. | ||
| Yeah, what are we doing with this environment shit? | ||
| Why are you guys breathing? | ||
| But this goes back to Alex being like, marijuana should not be criminal. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's concrete and right down the middle. | ||
| Yeah, done with extensive testing. | ||
| Him saying... | ||
| That Trump is about to release these mysterious secret cancer cures and shit is him reading into what Trump is saying. | ||
| But all he's saying is essentially, I'm going to make it easier for drug companies to fuck you over. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Whereas Alex's interpretation of it is, oh my god, all the secret technology we're about to get. | ||
| This is where he becomes an idiot. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Although now I... | ||
| Do you think anybody actually tells Trump anything? | ||
| Or Alex, you mean? | ||
| No, Trump. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I mean, period. | ||
| Do you think anybody... | ||
| One, he's got no cabinet, basically. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And nobody in the government... | ||
| He's going to have less of a cabinet in about a week. | ||
| Yeah, he's running out of cabinet real fast. | ||
| I saw earlier today that the Senate confirmed... | ||
| It was Rick Perry. | ||
| Ben Carson and Rick Perry. | ||
| It was Rick Perry. | ||
| They confirmed the two of them, and it's like, why are you doing that? | ||
| Wait! | ||
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| You're just gonna have to undo this. | ||
| I think the worst part is that Rick Perry is probably the most blameless person here, mainly because I don't know if Rick Perry knows where he is at any given point in time. | ||
| No. | ||
| He certainly doesn't know what he is becoming the cabinet member for. | ||
| He strikes me as a less funny version of Duke from The Critic. | ||
| In his office, he has those hillbilly bears. | ||
| That's who I see Rick Perry is. | ||
| Oh my god, animatronic bears. | ||
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We're the bears who sing for Duke. | |
| Anyway, let's move on. | ||
| Because everything he'd read about and heard about and been told about in behind-the-scenes channels, he now knows is all true and worse than he thought. | ||
| And he's like, good god, we gotta shut this cancer down. | ||
| And the cancer's freaking out. | ||
| So Michael Moore... | ||
| In the clip I just played, is saying, oh, at dinner. | ||
| And they just make up news reports where there's spies and people listening. | ||
| Oh, he had well-done steak and ketchup. | ||
| Not even true. | ||
| Or, oh, he was looking at classified stuff with the Japanese prime minister minutes after the missile launch. | ||
| They were looking at news reports. | ||
| Those are vastly different. | ||
| Everything's a lie. | ||
| Oh, he's at dinner. | ||
| With his son-in-law and Bannon, and they decide to go after these al-Qaeda and ISIS targets. | ||
| He told you in the campaign he was. | ||
| He was advised by the former head of defense intelligence that knew about all the targets and all the planning between all the agencies. | ||
| But he's conflating things there. | ||
| Yeah, that's very different. | ||
| Why would you make up the well-done steak and ketchup thing? | ||
| To make him look gauche. | ||
| Yeah, but that's just so weird. | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| It's weird, but who cares? | ||
| Let him eat whatever bullshit that he wants to eat. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Sometimes, whenever it's like, when I was younger, I don't know if I would still do this today, but I would eat, I would, on Thanksgiving, the turkey would put some ketchup in there. | ||
| You'd put some ketchup in there? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| You're revealing a lot about yourself. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Write an article about it, WAPO. | ||
| People like different things. | ||
| We will eventually get big enough for the WAPO to be pissed off about your food choices. | ||
| Oh, we could only hope. | ||
| But the Japanese thing, that's the Japanese prime minister, not the Japanese thing. | ||
| When you said thing, you meant the situation. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| No, that was... | ||
| There are pictures. | ||
| There are pictures. | ||
| There are pictures of that happening. | ||
| Did happen. | ||
| Everybody's watching it. | ||
| And the thing about them deciding to go on that Yemen raid over a dinner did happen. | ||
| Did happen. | ||
| There's good reporting on that. | ||
| And he did know the intelligence, and as the good reporting showed, the intelligence was like, maybe don't do this. | ||
| And... | ||
| He didn't monitor it. | ||
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No. | |
| He was playing golf or some shit, right? | ||
| Or he was tweeting. | ||
| That's what they said. | ||
| At the same time that the Yemen raid was going on, he was tweeting. | ||
| But all of this that Alex is saying is like, they just don't make all this shit up. | ||
| No one did. | ||
| You're making up that it's not true. | ||
| But goddammit, he can repeat it real strong. | ||
| Goddammit, he can. | ||
| Flynn's job was to have a bird's eye view of the whole deal. | ||
| Just like Director of National Intelligence. | ||
| But they just say, oh, Trump just decided at dinner, just randomly, to go attack Yemen. | ||
| He did. | ||
| Maybe not randomly. | ||
| Maybe not randomly. | ||
| Now I suddenly have this thought of him over a well-done steak, really trying to dig in with that steak knife, pouring more and more ketchup on, just going like, Yemen! | ||
| Let's burn it down! | ||
| And they're like, no, let's just send one guy in. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's just Ryan. | ||
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| Whose poor widow is used as a prop. | ||
| We're going to get to that in a second. | ||
| But also, yeah, I mean, nothing but respect for our fallen. | ||
| Yeah, I don't have anything else to say. | ||
| Yep, let's just move on. | ||
| And then some people got killed. | ||
| Imagine that. | ||
| They sign up for these dangerous missions. | ||
| They signed up to be commandos, and some people get killed. | ||
| Boy, I don't think they knew that's what they signed up for. | ||
| Because they know they're talking to their coward audience of MSNBC and CNBC. | ||
| They're talking to that coward audience who's like, yeah, they signed up to be on the welfare rolls of the Navy SEALs. | ||
| They signed up for Delta Force and the Army Rangers and the Green Berets and Marine Force Recon so people would wipe their noses for them. | ||
| Then they try to steal the glory of the fallen soldiers. | ||
| Do you think he's going to say that Trump is trying to steal the glory? | ||
| Oh, well, we've agreed with him multiple times today, so let's go for a double whammy. | ||
| No whammies, no whammies. | ||
| Whammy. | ||
| Of the sailor. | ||
| And then turn it around that Trump's opportunistic and Trump doesn't care and Trump's bad and how dare them have this widow here. | ||
| Sickening. | ||
| And then, of course, he says, hey, you just broke a record. | ||
| They're trying to say ratings. | ||
| No. | ||
| He meant for the longest standing ovation. | ||
| No one said ratings. | ||
| No one was making the argument of ratings. | ||
| They were just saying it was tacky for him to bring sort of crowd response. | ||
| It was manipulative, tacky, and horrible. | ||
| And a lot of people I've seen, a lot of military folk that I've seen responding to it agree with the left. | ||
| Not good. | ||
| Not good. | ||
| They were very pissed off. | ||
| Especially considering it had been like, what, less than a month since he died? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| That's incredibly inappropriate. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That sort of thing. | ||
| At best. | ||
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| I do want to... | ||
| I do know... | ||
| I don't know how much I agree and disagree with the that's what they signed up for line. | ||
| Because there is a certain amount of that where it is kind of like, yeah, you join the military. | ||
| You are a Navy SEAL. | ||
| You knew when you went on this mission that there was a possibility of this occurring. | ||
| And a Navy SEAL is not an entry-level position. | ||
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No. | |
| Especially SEAL Team 6. Yeah, those dudes go through crazy training. | ||
| You have to really work your way there. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But then there's the other thought that I have, which is that one of the main reasons that people sign up for the military is because they are poor and it's the way out for them. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| They have all these programs that they can get insurance and they can get... | ||
| College education. | ||
| So nobody's going in there to die. | ||
| Especially if you join during peace times and then there's a war and then you're in and you get stop-lost. | ||
| Like that Futurama episode where it's like, oh, we can use this to get free gum, right? | ||
| And he's like, yeah, unless war were declared. | ||
| And then the... | ||
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| Now we're back to TV review. | ||
| Never gonna stop. | ||
| But yeah, I agree with you that it's a murky area, the idea of dismissing soldiers' deaths because they signed up for it. | ||
| Right. | ||
| First of all, you should never minimize their deaths because of that. | ||
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| But secondarily, I think that there is a difference between a private infantryman, let's say, and someone on the SEALs. | ||
| There's a difference in their stature and what their goals are. | ||
| And what they're capable of. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| I mean, it is one of those things where you do know that the Seals are really, really good at this shit, and there's a possibility, maybe not a great one, that he completely succeeded. | ||
| But no one signs up to die. | ||
| No one signs up. | ||
| I'm not going to say no one. | ||
| My goal is death. | ||
| There are some days where I'm thinking... | ||
| That's a good way to go. | ||
| Why not? | ||
| You're going to get some valor. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Your family will be proud. | ||
| It's like people who die by, like the cops who say some crazy people choose death by cops. | ||
| Suicide by cops? | ||
| Exactly, yeah. | ||
| Where it's like, eh, I mean, that's one way to do it. | ||
| A little less valor in that situation. | ||
| A little bit less. | ||
| So yeah, he has some more thoughts about all this. | ||
| He was trying to make her feel good, and it was so genuine, it was so real, and they hate that charisma. | ||
| I mean, I've got so much important news to cover, but if you understand this, you understand everything. | ||
| Let's go ahead and play the end of that clip we didn't get to. | ||
| No, but then why tonight? | ||
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| To say, oh, we got all this treasure trove, and using the widow. | ||
| Let me back that up again. | ||
| There's so many lines, I probably should have started to stop this throughout the clip. | ||
| They admittedly got a whole bunch of hard drives and computers and the rest of it. | ||
| That's why they didn't just drop a bunch of bombs on it. | ||
| But they didn't get any good information. | ||
| No. | ||
| Multiple, multiple sources have very clearly said, No, we got nothing. | ||
| But they always say, yet. | ||
| So there is a decent chance that maybe something will come out, but at this point, to say that it was a success... | ||
| Decent is very optimistic. | ||
| There's a possibility. | ||
| I would not say decent possibility. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| There's an outside possibility that something will come along and, you know, whatever. | ||
| But at press time... | ||
| And they'll be able to torture somebody else. | ||
| At press time, making the argument that they got great information out of it and Michael Moore is an asshole for suggesting otherwise... | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's absolutely just lying. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So, I don't care that you like weed. | ||
| Because they wanted to kill or capture the people and get the intelligence. | ||
| This was the ISIS command base for much of the Middle East and their headquarters. | ||
| Was it? | ||
| You understand? | ||
| They wanted to get into the headquarters and get the data or they could have just dropped a bunch of 2,000 pound bombs on it or flown around with C-130s with howitzers hanging off the side and blown the place into molten slag. | ||
| They wanted the intelligence. | ||
| That's the point of going on the mission. | ||
| Also, they couldn't have done that because that would have been an incredible war crime. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Not that it would be our first war crime. | ||
| No, but it's even, like, touchy. | ||
| They killed, like, what, 30 civilians? | ||
| I like how you very nearly said... | ||
| Even for America, that's a war crime. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Even for us, that's a big war crime. | ||
| Indiscriminate. | ||
| Them going in killed tons of civilians. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Them bombing would have killed hundreds of civilians. | ||
| But again, that is one thing where, I mean, yeah, Obama killed a lot of civilians. | ||
| You can't argue that point. | ||
| And he's not off the hook. | ||
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No. | |
| As far as we are concerned. | ||
| Right. | ||
| We are liberal-minded people who have always been opposed to that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And we have spoken out and been... | ||
| You could say we're the extreme left. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| But him saying they wanted the intelligence, that's why they went in. | ||
| There's other reasons you can't go with that scorched earth technique there. | ||
| So that's just stupid. | ||
| And at no point does anybody bring up, because it's immoral. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Scorched earth is bad. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| We know that. | ||
| Because we did it a bunch of times. | ||
| We don't learn the lessons of the past. | ||
| Oh, we don't. | ||
| Jordan, let's break it down. | ||
| You've got to get to a show, so we've got a shorter episode today. | ||
| Yes, I apologize. | ||
| But I am going to drop in some clips after our theme song, which is just that... | ||
| I love you. | ||
| We are going to put in the verse eventually. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I have to do some major editing of that. | ||
| Yeah, we're going to have to do that, but we'll get there. | ||
| I recorded an episode a couple of weeks back, maybe about a month ago, with our dear friend, the hilarious comedian Marty DeRosa. | ||
| We recorded an episode after the Super Bowl, where Alex Jones breaks down the events of the Super Bowl. | ||
| There we go. | ||
| And I'm going to... | ||
| That's evergreen. | ||
| Yeah, I'm going to add that into the end of this episode after we're done, so look forward to that. | ||
| Wonderful. | ||
| But before we get out of here, we got one more clip, and this is where everything goes bad. | ||
| Oh, you always end on a bad note. | ||
| Not always. | ||
| But we started on such a good one. | ||
| We did! | ||
| We did! | ||
| This has been a wonderful trip down... | ||
| The graph for this is the opposite of the graph for climate change. | ||
| That's really what's going on here. | ||
| But this clip is why no matter what you think about his philosophical beliefs about civil asset forfeiture or marijuana legalization, you just can't get on board with this guy because he's a fucking dick. | ||
| He's a fucking dick and an idiot. | ||
| And here we go. | ||
| I've never really seen a lot of white racism in my life. | ||
| Oh, for fuck's sake! | ||
| I've seen whites scared because... | ||
| We've got to start over because you yelled. | ||
| I'm sorry! | ||
| Put the mic down because it gets worse. | ||
| It gets so much worse. | ||
| If that was too much... | ||
| It's too much! | ||
| I've never really seen a lot of white racism in my life. | ||
| I really haven't. | ||
| I've seen whites scared because the media makes them scared of everybody and overly guilty. | ||
| But I have been in East Texas, pulled over at 16 years of age with a half-drunk six-pack of beer. | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
| Two girls in the car, my buddy, coming back from the beach, driving back to Dallas. | ||
| And because we both had blonde hair, the sheriff's deputy rolled up his sleeve with a big swastika and said, Heil Hitler, enjoy your beer. | ||
| Isn't that white racism? | ||
| Very much so. | ||
| Isn't that super white racism? | ||
| Didn't he just say that I haven't seen any white racism and then saw a white dude say Heil Hitler? | ||
| The example that he comes up with immediately after saying there's no white racism is a Nazi! | ||
| It's exactly what he described! | ||
| It's a Nazi! | ||
| Now, watch as he continues the story and doesn't get the point. | ||
| And then, somehow flips it anti-black. | ||
| Oh, God! | ||
| Put the mic down. | ||
| And I remember driving off going, man, it'd suck if you were black and got pulled over by that guy. | ||
| Anyways, I don't want to go off on a... | ||
| You've got to have checks and balances on everybody. | ||
| Because you can pull into a place run by black folks, and if they're racist, they're going to, well, black people did something to me, I'm going to do something to you. | ||
| That's why you don't do something to somebody because of what color they are. | ||
| You go off what somebody does and what they stand for and who they are. | ||
| Like Martin Luther King said, you don't go off of, and I've had, for the racist white stuff I've seen, I've got, I'm not going to exaggerate, it's just true, 300, 400 to 1? | ||
| From black people. | ||
| Now, does that mean I hate black people? | ||
| Absolutely not, because most black people are great. | ||
| But there's a large minority of black people that are super racist. | ||
| Let me tell you who's even more racist than those black people. | ||
| It's the liberals that watch MSNBC now that'll scream at you. | ||
| Hundreds of them when I was in D.C. F you white male. | ||
| Sometimes a white male would say it. | ||
| We've got it on video. | ||
| And people are like, that doesn't make sense. | ||
| A white male. | ||
| And I've even seen some of the more nationalistic, kind of racist black sites even comment and say stuff about it and go, I think Alex Jones has got a point. | ||
| It's weird to watch some cracker tell another cracker, F you, you're white. | ||
| I mean, it's just, it's weird. | ||
| How did I go off on that, Jag? | ||
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Oh. | |
| Oh, I was talking about asset forfeiture seizures. | ||
| See, when I think about a subject, I think about all the angles to it. | ||
| When he thinks about a subject, he thinks about all the angles. | ||
| Yeah, all of the white nationalist angles you can take, he thinks about. | ||
| That clip was two minutes long, it's not edited in any way, and it fully exposes a deeply, deeply racist man. | ||
| I hate it when we take him out of context. | ||
| We haven't ever. | ||
| I hate it when we take him in context, actually, is what I meant to say. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because somehow in context he's even worse. | ||
| Yeah, like when you take him out of context it's just, I'm policy wonk. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Or that sounds like pedophilia to me, bro. | ||
| It's just fun when you take him out of context. | ||
| Yeah, we got plenty of nice little bumps out of him. | ||
| In context, he's like, white racism doesn't exist. | ||
| A Nazi pulled me over and let me go because I was white. | ||
| Sure wouldn't want to be black getting pulled over by this guy. | ||
| Which is what he just described. | ||
| Hey, I wouldn't want to be a different race because of this racist. | ||
| Who's white? | ||
| Who's white? | ||
| Also, 300, 400 to 1? | ||
| Not a chance. | ||
| No chance. | ||
| He hypothetically created the exact right image in his head. | ||
| Of like, man, it would suck to be black and be pulled over by this guy. | ||
| It almost seemed like he had full-on empathy in that situation. | ||
| It was not empathy, it was an imaginary situation to him as if a black person had never been pulled over by this guy. | ||
| It's like, oh wow, that would be wild. | ||
| Yeah, I bet this Nazi has never pulled over a black guy. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| He's like, it's... | ||
| Wait, it... | ||
| You want to think that he's halfway there, but he's not. | ||
| He's living on a prayer. | ||
| He's not halfway there. | ||
| This isn't ever going to make progress. | ||
| No. | ||
| He has enough... | ||
| Maybe on his deathbed he'll be like, racism is real. | ||
| No. | ||
| Not a chance. | ||
| Not a chance? | ||
| You don't think so? | ||
| Not a chance. | ||
| No. | ||
| Because he, on his deathbed, is going to be like, Trump has a life-saving cure that's going to come in. | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
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He's going to believe that in the zero hour, Trump is going to come in. | |
| Trump has already been hung for treason when he's on his deathbed, and he's like, I bet that cure's coming. | ||
| He faked his hanging. | ||
| I think the globalists faked his hanging. | ||
| That was a false flag hanging. | ||
| False flag hanging. | ||
| So, like, I mean, this is, I think, the essence of what I always want this show to be about. | ||
| And I'm glad that it can be very clear in this episode, is that... | ||
| Despite some decent things that he says, which are incredibly rare, he is one of the worst people ever and is just terrible. | ||
| He's spouting hatred. | ||
| That is always the weird thing about families and my own, and I'm sure plenty of our listeners have this same kind of dissonance there, where he describes, you know, this is how I raise my children. | ||
| I raise them to be tolerant. | ||
| I raise them to love people. | ||
| And you're like, yes, you're doing great. | ||
| He's like, but also I teach them that white racism doesn't exist. | ||
| And you're like, no, you're doing it wrong now. | ||
| White racism doesn't exist, but racism against whites is 300 times more than anything else. | ||
| I mean, it's so, you know, all of the Christians now just going like, hey, we should love everybody. | ||
| Jesus said, love thy neighbor as thyself. | ||
| All of this stuff. | ||
| And then they're like, but yeah, let's kick immigrants out as quickly as possible and ruin their lives. | ||
| And you're like, ugh! | ||
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Fuck. | |
| You're half... | ||
| You're so close! | ||
| Not close. | ||
| You're so close! | ||
| Not close. | ||
| It appears close. | ||
| And yet, so far away. | ||
| It appears close. | ||
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It does. | |
| It's not close at all. | ||
| I know. | ||
| It's so hard. | ||
| It's so hard to sit at Thanksgiving and listen to my brother say, you know, three million illegal immigrants voted, and not be like, you're a bad person! | ||
| You should tell him to listen to the show. | ||
| Yeah, I don't think he'd like it. | ||
| No, probably not. | ||
| I know my mom wouldn't like all the swears. | ||
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Fuck. | |
| You just made my mom mad. | ||
| Suck it. | ||
| You just made Jesus cry. | ||
| That's not a first for us. | ||
| But anyway, I wish... | ||
| That we had more time. | ||
| I also wish that Alex would stop playing such good music on his show. | ||
| That bums me out. | ||
| As soon as we stop recording, I'm going to listen to that Triumph song. | ||
| Fight the Good Fight. | ||
| It's a great song. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I'm actually going to use that as bumper music. | ||
| Is that how we're going to switch from us to the Marty DeRosa interview? | ||
| We're going to close it down proper. | ||
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| Speaking of shocked, we have a shirt. | ||
| We have a shirt! | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Our friend, the very hilarious comedian Derek Smith, made us a shirt. | ||
| It says, I'm a policy wonk. | ||
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| Because that's who we are. | ||
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| And here's one more thing. | ||
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| Yeah, in Chicago. | ||
| We're thinking about doing a benefit show, and so if you guys would be interested and would want to come, I don't know why anybody would want to listen to this live. | ||
| Nope, no idea. | ||
| No clue what's going on there, but if you'd be interested, let us know. | ||
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| Guys, we're both a couple of policy wonks. | ||
| We're policy wonks, and we'll be back soon. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
|
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
|
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| I am counting on you. | ||
| You know what you've got to do. | ||
| Fight the good fight every moment. | ||
| Every minute, every day. | ||
| Fight the good fight every moment. | ||
| It's your only way. | ||
| Fight the good fight every moment. | ||
| Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
|
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey, welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I am Dan. | ||
| Today, Jordan is not with us. | ||
| He's not dead, but he's just not with us in studio. | ||
| So, filling in as replacement Jordan, ladies and gentlemen, the very hilarious, the very curious, Marty DeRosa. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| It's good to be back here. | ||
| This is a bit of a T-Y-T-Y-T-W-T-W-Y-T-T reunion. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Our old conspiracy podcast, That's What They Want You To Think? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Which, sadly, we're both too busy for these days. | ||
| Blame success, people. | ||
| Or the Illuminati, one of the two. | ||
| Or, well, I'll say this. | ||
| We haven't been on here in a while. | ||
| On these two sticks? | ||
| We haven't crossed microphones in a while. | ||
| You've been so successful lately. | ||
| I'm going to say this. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Really starting to doubt the Illuminati. | ||
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Good. | |
| I'm really starting to doubt him. | ||
| I'm also on a fake news diet. | ||
| You mentioned that. | ||
| What does that mean? | ||
| I have not been an Info Warrior lately. | ||
| That's good, probably. | ||
| I haven't been. | ||
| I used to wake up and go to Info Wars. | ||
| I used to go to Drudge. | ||
| Zero Hedge. | ||
| I used to just kind of make the rounds. | ||
| But you didn't read those things seriously, right? | ||
| I thought Pizzagate was going to be a whole big thing. | ||
| Which, if you read conspiracy forums, it still might be. | ||
| It still might be. | ||
| They had a big... | ||
| We've got to get to Alex Jones. | ||
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We will. | |
| But before we do, it is important to bring this up. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There's a guy posting anonymously on 4chan named FBI Anonymous. | ||
| Oh, I like that. | ||
| We had one of those over on the Reddit squared circle. | ||
| Oh, yeah? | ||
| Dolphin 19-something, 1972 or something like that. | ||
| Was he pretending to be Dolph Ziggler? | ||
| No, he was just fucking saying, here's who's going to win every match, and he was fucking right every time. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| Yeah, and people were kind of like, I don't know if this is fun. | ||
| Well, this guy might not be as accurate, but a lot of people believe he is just sort of role-playing as a FBI insider, and then a bunch of other people are like, no, this is for real. | ||
| The last time he made predictions, they all came true. | ||
| Okay. | ||
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They didn't really. | |
| What's he saying? | ||
| He was saying that – we're recording this on Monday. | ||
| Yes. | ||
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And he is saying that Hillary Clinton – I'm going to say that won't happen. | |
| And I'm going to say, fake news let me down twice. | ||
| And here's one. | ||
| First off, I thought with the Hillary on 9-11, I'm like, oh, here we go. | ||
| We both kind of got a little bit duped by that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Her being sick. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And I was like, oh, shit. | ||
| And then I thought Pizzagate was going to be big. | ||
| I wish we would have talked more about that when you were having those feelings. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Because I think I could have helped you out a little bit. | ||
| And had you heard... | ||
| I heard... | ||
| I heard an A-lister celebrity ringleader. | ||
| Why are you doing those eyebrows at me? | ||
| I'm going to write his name down. | ||
| I'm not going to say his name because I'm not going to besmirch anybody. | ||
| You don't want to run afoul of slander laws. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| I'm mostly excited to know what you think is an A-lister. | ||
| Oh, you don't get more A-lister than that? | ||
| That's an A-lister, baby. | ||
| That's an A-plus lister. | ||
| But some people thought he was head of the... | ||
| Because there's always that... | ||
| Corey Feldman had said there was an A-list celebrity who was kind of in charge of all this. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| I mean, that's a story as old as time. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| A real big celebrity, if you know what I mean. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Wink. | ||
| To be clear, I do think that there is abuse that goes on. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| I mean, they busted Dennis from Head of the Class. | ||
| He was doing some stuff. | ||
| He was directing for Disney. | ||
| That's not an A-lister. | ||
| Well, I'm just saying. | ||
| And that kind of goes in that whole Disney. | ||
| Pedophiles. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And people who abuse power exist everywhere. | ||
| Dan, there's a quote. | ||
| Absolute power corrupts people into being pedophiles. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I don't know if that's exactly how it goes. | ||
| Let me ask you something, Marty. | ||
| How did you enjoy your Super Bowl? | ||
| Did you have a good time? | ||
| I didn't watch it. | ||
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You didn't? | |
| No, I was teaching. | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
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You started teaching. | |
| I'm teaching underprivileged children how to be funny. | ||
| How to be funny. | ||
| And I say underprivileged children. | ||
| They're not, but that makes me feel better about it. | ||
| Their sense of humor is underprivileged. | ||
| And I go, I don't care about the Super Bowl. | ||
| I go, do you guys care about the Super Bowl? | ||
| They go, no, we don't care. | ||
| I'm like, I always have class anyway. | ||
| Did you guys just do a bunch of football jokes? | ||
| No. | ||
| And then I came home and they were like, the greatest Super Bowl of all time. | ||
| I think it was the first one that ever went to overtime. | ||
| It was, and it was the largest deficit a team came back from and won. | ||
| It's pretty nuts that this year we've had all of these major sports championships be really buck wild. | ||
| Yeah, Goldberg defeated Lesnar in under two minutes. | ||
| That's insane. | ||
| The Cavs came back from 3-1 to win the championship. | ||
| The Cubs broke a 108-year drought. | ||
| It's insane. | ||
| This may take the heat off of... | ||
| Golden State a little bit, because the Golden State blew a 3-1 lead is a big sign people hold up everywhere now. | ||
| It's kind of a fun thing. | ||
| It seems fun. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, the reason I asked how your Super Bowl was is because today we're going to be dealing with what Alex Jones was doing during the Super Bowl. | ||
| I was going to ask. | ||
| I'm sure he had lots to say about Lady Gaga's Illuminati ceremony, her coming out. | ||
| Was this her coming out ceremony, much like Britney? | ||
| No, she's already had that. | ||
| She's a high priestess at this point. | ||
| Okay, okay. | ||
| I'm sure there was... | ||
| Surprisingly little to say about that. | ||
| Okay. | ||
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He does hate her, and he does talk a little bit of shit. | |
| Yeah. | ||
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Literally and figuratively. | |
| Yeah. | ||
|
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But, hey, let's just jump into it. | |
| This is how he decides to start off the show. | ||
| This, I'm going to give the sort of theme, overarching theme of the show. | ||
| Okay. | ||
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Is insecurity. | |
| Okay. | ||
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Okay, so he gets into some polls. | |
| There's been a consolidation on purpose to make you poor by both parties. | ||
| It's an admitted plan. | ||
| As that happens. | ||
| The grassroots of every color who are all the same race, humanity, all bleed red blood are waking up and the poll numbers show him going straight up. | ||
| He was at 41 before the election with skewed numbers. | ||
| Now he's up at 60. And they're panicking because those are even polls targeting key demographics they believe that will show low numbers for Trump. | ||
| His real numbers are above 70 right now. | ||
| Remember, I told you that during the election and it was true. | ||
| Because there are internal polls you can get. | ||
| But when you go to major pollsters now, they're so controlled, they will not give you a public poll. | ||
| It's under contract that you can set the parameters of that are actually fair, and the demographics you want polled that are fair. | ||
| They have their methodology. | ||
| So the fix was in, and that's now come out. | ||
| I told you the fix was in with polls. | ||
| So the fix is in, but even in their cooked polls, he's 19 points up in Rasmussen and Pew and... | ||
| Gallup and so many others. | ||
| This is very exciting. | ||
| That's the real news. | ||
| He's not. | ||
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No. | |
| That's an absolute lie. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| First thing that's funny is they're like, they won't even let you do real polls anymore. | ||
| No, they won't. | ||
| Hey, polling as a whole is fucked. | ||
| It's gone down. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I've pulled up these polls. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Rasmussen, he cites. | ||
| And that one actually is pretty good. | ||
| Trump's doing pretty well in that one. | ||
| 54% approval rating, 46% disapproval rating. | ||
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Okay. | |
| The only one that has that big of a swing... | ||
| is a Politico online poll that found 49% approve, 41% disapprove. | ||
| Those are the only ones where he has net favorabilities of 8, which is the approve minus disapprove. | ||
| He also cited the Gallup poll, which has a negative 9 net approval, 43% approve, 52% disapprove. | ||
| Look, it's not good. | ||
| Basically, if you average out, what is this, like 10 polls that were taken in the last... | ||
| Week and a half or so, 44.9% approved, 47.4% disapproved. | ||
| On average, negative 2.6% net approval. | ||
| Now, if you break it down a little bit further, it turns out that he does substantially better in polls where you can be anonymous. | ||
| Internet polls and that sort of thing, he does very well comparatively on those, but ones where you're actually talking to somebody on the phone, not so good. | ||
| Well, that's kind of what happened in the election, too. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| People just don't want to admit that they like Trump? | ||
| Is that it? | ||
| I don't know if they want to admit. | ||
| I think there's some people... | ||
| I mean, if you're just some basic-ass white person in Indiana or Ohio or something like that, and you're just probably like, so far, so good. | ||
| Nothing really affected me much. | ||
| These are the same people who probably think like... | ||
| Feminism? | ||
| Why would I want to be a feminist? | ||
| Everything's fine the way things are. | ||
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Yeah, we have this great life out here on the farmhouse. | |
| Everybody's very approving in the farmhouse. | ||
| I know quite a few people who went to the protest, the Women's Day protest. | ||
| None of them were paid, but if you listen to Trump and his people, you would see they're all paid protesters. | ||
| Of course they are. | ||
| Everybody's paid. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We're paid. | ||
| I'm paid opposition. | ||
| This podcast is funded by George Soros. | ||
| It's very important that we make that. | ||
| Oh, no, I'm controlled opposition. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| I didn't know you were paid by Soros. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, yeah, I think a lot of it is, and then also Trump said all polls that are negative to me are fake. | ||
| Ooh, yeah, that tweet was ill-advised. | ||
| Ill-advised. | ||
| If I were around him, I'd be like, hey, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. | ||
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| No, no, no, that one's bad. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That one sounds real dictator-ish. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| All right, let's get to some fun. | ||
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All right. | |
| This is Alex Jones being delusional as fuck. | ||
| All right, Dan, hit it. | ||
| There's the headline exclusive. | ||
| Ron Paul says Trump is trying to stop global collapse. | ||
| Folks, it's because he is. | ||
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Listen. | |
| Listen. | ||
| I'm a smart guy. | ||
| I'm going to be okay during a global collapse. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I'm selling Reagan photos. | ||
| So many people are self-centered, though. | ||
| They're like, well, I don't care if the general public gets hurt in this. | ||
| And, of course, I'll get hurt as well. | ||
| But what's really going to hurt me is seeing my fellow Americans and others really going bankrupt, being on the street, or living 10 people to a small house and not getting enough food. | ||
| He cares so much. | ||
| Oh, I know. | ||
| What's really going to hurt him is when people can't afford to buy his bullshit products anymore. | ||
| Have you seen the, what are those called, lithiographs? | ||
| He's got some beautiful Reagan and Trump ones. | ||
| Oh, he does, yeah. | ||
| Oh, man, Trump signed one for him. | ||
| He was selling them for $19, and then he's like, these are too cheap, I'm raising them to $50 tomorrow. | ||
| Yeah, get them tomorrow, they're going to be $50. | ||
| These would cost $1,000 in a gallery. | ||
| Oh, man, I got one in the hallway, you can't. | ||
| I can't see how good they are in the hallway because the lights aren't good here, but man, every day I walk in and I see Trump next to Reagan and I think, yeah, we got this. | ||
| America is on the rise. | ||
| Oh, also, this is an important point that I want to bring up. | ||
| I've noticed he brings up Americana a lot. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I think that in the next, like, six months or so, we're gonna see that become a really dark buzzword. | ||
| Where there's America versus Americana. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We're gonna see, like... | ||
| Us versus them. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| We're into the Americana movement. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And it sounds good. | ||
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Oh, sure. | |
| Because it's like America, Tropicana, like, both of those things. | ||
| But it's like, no, this is white nationalism with another name. | ||
| Americana sounds like good old times. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's pretty scary. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| It's fun when you kind of see one of their buzzwords starting. | ||
| And you're like, well, I was on the early... | ||
| I might be wrong. | ||
| It's entirely possible, but it's... | ||
| Sounds. | ||
| He's been saying it for a while now, and I kind of think it's like... | ||
| Talking point. | ||
| No, it's just not going to happen. | ||
| Americana. | ||
| Trying to make it stick. | ||
| So, I don't know how you feel about sports. | ||
| I love sports. | ||
| I love talking about sports. | ||
| I don't know why I've always liked listening to sports talk radio. | ||
| Oh, sure. | ||
| I don't mind it. | ||
| You know what it is? | ||
| It's people who are interested in a certain thing. | ||
| I love that XFL 30 for 30. Oh, yeah. | ||
| What about the one with Trump in it? | ||
| Well... | ||
| Who killed the USFL. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Anyway, I asked you about sports because Alex has some bizarre ideas about the nature of sport. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| A lot of people are going to ask me, hey, why are you even here on Sunday when the Super Bowl's on? | ||
| I could care less about the Atlanta... | ||
| What are they? | ||
| The Atlanta what? | ||
| Seriously, I'm having a... | ||
| Falcons. | ||
| The Falcons. | ||
| Bullshit. | ||
| And the New England Patriots because I know this has all been built up and designed so that men put their normal male energies into watching a bunch of other overpaid, spoiled, rotten men involve themselves in what is proto-virtual reality. | ||
| Sports is the original simulation of business and family and war and life. | ||
| Sports is mainly war-type competition carried out. | ||
| It's like my cat where I have a fake mouse on the end of a string and I drag it along and the cat chases it. | ||
| The cat loves doing it because it has instincts to do it. | ||
| But it's not a real mouse. | ||
| At this point, I don't totally disagree with his metaphor. | ||
| No. | ||
| That sports are a way for us to get out primal aggressions in a healthy... | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But I don't... | ||
| That's not his... | ||
| That's not what he's saying. | ||
| Right. | ||
| If that's what he was saying, I would agree with him. | ||
| Well, he's saying there's some evil motive behind it. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| He's saying that the man is trying to get you to... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| ...get those impulses out because he would... | ||
| Alex would rather you actually go to war? | ||
| Well, but whenever he starts saying, like, your male... | ||
| Whenever he starts saying that, I'm like, oh, this is a plug for his fucking... | ||
| Get that male vitality back that the NFL has stolen from you. | ||
| Which we've decided is a boner pill. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Because he was talking about how great it is for men over 40. Have you guys gotten it yet? | ||
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No. | |
| You need to get it. | ||
| Do a product test. | ||
| It's so expensive. | ||
| How much is it? | ||
| I think it's like 60 bucks for a bottle or something like that. | ||
| Well, maybe I'll buy you a bottle. | ||
| You were so close. | ||
| I might buy you a bottle. | ||
| You were so close to actually saying I'm just going to buy. | ||
| Oh, I also don't want him to have my credit card information. | ||
| Oh, well, maybe I'll use my PayPal and get you some. | ||
| All right. | ||
| What would you want? | ||
| Definitely the boner one. | ||
| Boner one. | ||
| Male vitality, yeah. | ||
| Well, maybe we'll have to try it and meet back here in a little bit. | ||
| I mean, not on each other, but, you know, with our... | ||
| Sure, sure, sure. | ||
| He has more to say about this weird cat metaphor, though. | ||
| By the way, my daughter's seen a mouse in the kitchen. | ||
| I've never seen it. | ||
| The other day, my cat walks up with a little mouse, a little gray mouse in its mouth, kind of sad. | ||
| But the problem is, he actually got a real mouse this time. | ||
| She's got a toy on the end of a stick. | ||
| It's like a mouse. | ||
| He'll chase it around crazy for hours. | ||
| He'll chase laser pointers, you name it. | ||
| So will the dog. | ||
| But see, I'm not a dog. | ||
| I'm not a cat. | ||
| I'm a man. | ||
| All of this is the same thing. | ||
| You're like, well, so what? | ||
| Let them have fun. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| Sports are great for your kids to be in or for you to be in or to go see your friends in it. | ||
| I'm not saying it's unhealthy overall. | ||
| It's that the way it's force-fed and the messages they then couple to it, all the anti-gun messages, all the open-border messages, all the anti-Trump messages. | ||
| All the feminist anti-family garbage. | ||
| All the green police Audi commercials. | ||
| And then force-feeding us the devil worshiper. | ||
| Lady Gaga and all the weird rituals they conducted. | ||
| Ooh, it's the big pageant of the Super Bowl. | ||
| And the players coming in through like a spaceship entrance. | ||
| With glowing walls all around them. | ||
| Like this is the most magic thing in all the world. | ||
| Nothing is more important. | ||
| Meanwhile... | ||
| I don't think he knows what his point was there. | ||
| Also, his show is the laser pointer of politics. | ||
| There's a lot of pot kettle action here. | ||
| And he also seems to have no sense of irony that him and people like him have created this sort of inside joke of the Illuminati. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's a punchline in jokes now. | ||
| You can go to clothing stores and they'll have, like, Illuminati t-shirts. | ||
| They'll have, like, the Eye of Horus shirts. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And make no mistake about it, people like Lady Gaga know that. | ||
| And they're putting this in their stuff. | ||
| Number one, it looks cool. | ||
| Number two, it makes them seem like, whoa, I can go on a YouTube video and think maybe Lady Gaga is this fucking evil Illuminati princess. | ||
| It adds to your mythos. | ||
| And it gives Alex... | ||
| Fucking headache! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Which is great! | ||
| Which is so great! | ||
| It's so fun! | ||
| There's a great thought that I saw someone post. | ||
| I thought you were going to say there's a great thought I had, which would have been fantastic. | ||
| I'm not that confident. | ||
| Oh, fuck yeah. | ||
| I just read this interesting thought online that was like, people putting all of these Illuminati symbols and stuff in things is kind of marketing to another crowd. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Where you wouldn't get people interested in a movie unless... | ||
| Like a certain subset, these conspiracy theorists folks. | ||
| They do free promotion for you if you just put a bunch of weird imagery in your movies or in your music videos and stuff like that. | ||
| Basically, it's possibly negative promotion, but no press is bad press, right? | ||
| Illuminati's Jump the Shark. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And it's... | ||
| You know, it's one of those things where, like, you know, if your mom and dad are like, you know, hey, heard our neighbor down the street's a real, like, and they say something, you're like, oh, mom and dad know about it? | ||
| Ugh, it's jump the shark. | ||
| That's what he's done. | ||
| I mean, like, what do we all do now? | ||
| We call people cucks as a joke. | ||
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It's so fun, and these guys don't know it. | |
| They don't know that it's so fun. | ||
| Lib-tard cucks. | ||
| Lib-tard cucks. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| I mean, that's what Alex is. | ||
| He used to talk about Bilderberg, and he used to talk about Bohemian Grove all the time, and those aren't sexy anymore, so now he talks about Davos. | ||
| It's his new one. | ||
| Whatever, who cares? | ||
| Also, is there anything where he's ever just like, you know, comes back on the show on a Monday and, boy, I tell you what, I went and I saw that new M. Night Shyamalan movie split, and I just thoroughly enjoyed it. | ||
| You know? | ||
| No. | ||
| That's what separates him from... | ||
| Can he enjoy anything? | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| He seems to enjoy his whiskey, though, I'll tell you that. | ||
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I watched Minoru Suzuki versus Kazuchika Okada from Japan. | |
| I stayed up all night and watched it on New Japan World, and it was so fantastic. | ||
| I thought we were going to have a title change, but boy, did that Okada pull it out. | ||
| Six stars. | ||
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Meltzer is going to give it five, but I think it should be six. | |
| So he's just mad about everything. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| It's his business. | ||
| But he has more thoughts about the actual Super Bowl that get into how much he's really... | ||
| Actually, I feel like I'm skipping a clip here. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Because that one ended with meanwhile. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's yelling about... | ||
| The commercials and stuff, too. | ||
| Well, he doesn't really... | ||
| Yeah, he's mad about them. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because they give you a pussy green agenda. | ||
| Yeah, that fucking Budweiser commercial fucking talking about how immigrants came to this country. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And we're fucking mean to them. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This Americana. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Of accepting immigrants. | ||
| I like this retelling of history of, like, people weren't mean to people from other countries. | ||
| We weren't mean to the Italians. | ||
| We weren't mean to Irish. | ||
| We didn't bring slaves over here. | ||
| Not in my Americana. | ||
| No, talk to Scorsese's movie about that. | ||
| Gangs of New York propaganda. | ||
| Fake news. | ||
| Fake news. | ||
| So here's where his thought goes after that complaint about the Super Bowl. | ||
| It goes straight into this. | ||
| The last clip ended with meanwhile, and this one will start with meanwhile, just to illustrate that there's, you know, it's a bridging of thoughts that's crazy. | ||
| Meanwhile, we discovered three years ago via ice sources, And it was later confirmed in the New York Times, of all places. | ||
| We were down in McAllen, Texas. | ||
| And our reporters have it on tape. | ||
| They admitted, yes, we're ordered to bring in illegals. | ||
| Only 17% are actually children. | ||
| It's adults. | ||
| They're from the Middle East, China, Latin America, Europe, you name it. | ||
| And a lot of them have serious diseases, and we're ordered to let them in. | ||
| And we'd air these videos of senior Border Patrol telling us this. | ||
| And they'd get 500,000 views. | ||
| When other videos we do get 10 million. | ||
| The most important stuff in the world was like, okay, so what? | ||
| The president ignored federal law on how you're able to come through a port of entry with a proper passport, proper visa, time to be here, what your purpose is, check for diseases, check for vegetables, diseases in the plants, all of it. | ||
| Because, you know, if you get one little egg pack of a type of beetle into Hawaii, that's going to wipe it out. | ||
| Same deal. | ||
| And they say, no. | ||
| We don't care. | ||
| It doesn't matter. | ||
| Then we get a president that says, oh, seven nations. | ||
| Obama's done four before. | ||
| Four are the same. | ||
| He also bombed them at the same time. | ||
| You're not vetted. | ||
| You don't have real passports. | ||
| Your government's have collapsed. | ||
| We found all these fake passports. | ||
| We need to have extreme vetting. | ||
| I actually know who you are. | ||
| And run you through a database biometrically. | ||
| And they said, oh my gosh, you're the meanest racist in the world. | ||
| We do plenty of vetting as is. | ||
| I think that's been pretty well documented. | ||
| But also, this story that he had that the New York Times covered. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Looked into that a little bit. | ||
| It's a story about how there are corrupt border agents who take bribes to let people in. | ||
| It has nothing to do with Obama being like, hey, they're being ordered by the government to let people in. | ||
| It's about people having a side business. | ||
| Well, Dan, what you don't understand is I have somebody in the agency, and I can't say who it is. | ||
| Of course not. | ||
| But they've been telling me all these things. | ||
| Is it possible that that person inside the agency... | ||
| Is just one of your wacky callers. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| I vet them very hard. | ||
| I say, are you lying to me? | ||
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Are you lying to me? | |
| I think he needs extreme vetting for his sources. | ||
| I think so, too. | ||
| I think that might be. | ||
| I think so, too. | ||
| I want to get to this because it's super fun. | ||
| You know enough to call him and lie your way into thinking. | ||
| Lie your way into him thinking. | ||
| I don't think... | ||
| Pan from Chicago knows what's going on. | ||
| I don't think... | ||
| He works in Rahm Emanuel's office. | ||
| And he told me, Rahm is head of all the gangs. | ||
| I don't think that you need that much prep to do that. | ||
| I think you could wing it. | ||
| Yeah, I think you could wing it. | ||
| Yeah, I think so. | ||
| I think anyone listening could wing it. | ||
| Like, I'll be... | ||
| You be Alex and I'll be a caller. | ||
| Hey, how's it going? | ||
| Hey, um... | ||
| You're in the info war. | ||
| I don't have much time to talk right now. | ||
| And this is very urgent. | ||
| I work in Rahm Emanuel's office. | ||
| I've already waited too long to cut you off. | ||
| Oh yeah, Rahm Emanuel, son of Satan? | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| I work for him. | ||
| And he's a bad man. | ||
| He is trying to use Chicago as a test for all of America. | ||
| We know all about it. | ||
| It's in the white papers. | ||
| Oh, okay, okay, okay. | ||
| I can send you documents. | ||
| I have one of those spy cameras like in the old movies. | ||
| And I can tell you that definitely what they're trying to do is take everyone's gun and they're going to sterilize all of us. | ||
| That sounds right. | ||
| Now, here's what would happen. | ||
| While you were getting to any substance in what you were saying, fake or real call, they would go to break. | ||
| The break music would start playing. | ||
| I am fascinated by this right now. | ||
| I need you to hang on for a second. | ||
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I've got to sell some Reagan lithiographs. | |
| It's nonsense. | ||
| In this clip, Alex Jones lets slip that he believes that the United States should control the world. | ||
| The NFL and all this stuff is just a pointless idol to waste away your life. | ||
| And it's a joke. | ||
| And the globalists are laughing at you. | ||
| And then George Herbert Walker, the author of the world government program to get rid of our sovereignty, the guy that was the head of the CIA and the head U.S. ambassador to China, who got the deal through to let China take over U.S. control of much of the planet. | ||
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What? | |
| What? | ||
| Hold on, what? | ||
| Head of the NWO, he's the Eric Bischoff of the NWO, the real NWO. | ||
| Are you sure he wasn't the Vince, other Vince? | ||
| What's his name? | ||
| Vince Russo? | ||
| That's the one. | ||
| I thought that he killed... | ||
| Alex Jones might be the Vince Russo. | ||
| Oh, for sure, he's a Vince Russo. | ||
| He's a swerve guy. | ||
| He didn't, doesn't Alex say that he had something to do with JFK's death? | ||
| Vince Russo? | ||
| No. | ||
| Herbert Walker. | ||
| Yeah, I'm sure he's on that camp, yeah. | ||
| He's a little cagey when it comes to the Super Bowl. | ||
| It was kind of funny when they wheeled him out in the Super Bowl. | ||
| It's kind of like, oh. | ||
| Couldn't barely flip a coin. | ||
| This little guy. | ||
| We're actually going to get to Alex talking shit about that here in a little bit. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Before we do, Alex has some thoughts about the nature of the Super Bowl and what's going on. | ||
| It gets really weird. | ||
| Doesn't he know that the Super Bowl is part of Americana? | ||
| It is. | ||
| It's a big part of Americana. | ||
| And it's a big part of prosperity. | ||
| There's a lot of money that gets made. | ||
| Atlanta made a lot. | ||
| Or not Atlanta. | ||
| Houston made a lot of money. | ||
| It's free market shit. | ||
| The prostitutes, the strippers. | ||
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So much. | |
| Sex workers made a lot of money that weekend. | ||
| It was raining in Houston. | ||
| Literally. | ||
| So anyway, here's some weirdo fucking thoughts about the Super Bowl. | ||
| And someone who's involved in it maybe shouldn't be, according to Alex. | ||
| And then Lady Gaga and the Pope? | ||
| The globalist pope that most Catholics are battling? | ||
| Wait, is that the new show? | ||
| Who's openly calling for world government? | ||
| Is that the new show on HBO? | ||
| And calling for an Islamic takeover? | ||
| He's going to have some video at the Super Bowl? | ||
| More like the Super Crapper? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's like the Super Bowl is like a port-a-potty that has a door on the bottom. | ||
| He should have a super toilet bowl. | ||
| Yeah, that would have been a little bit slicker. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But I think he was like, oh, it's gotta be one word. | ||
| What's it gonna be? | ||
| Fuck bowl, arty, toilet, shit! | ||
| Super crapper. | ||
| Yeah, so he's basically... | ||
| Gets into a real fecal riff here. | ||
| Oh, also, we sell super crappers when the apocalypse does hit. | ||
| You know they do sell baby wipes now. | ||
| Yeah, I know. | ||
| Combat one? | ||
| You told me all about them, Dan. | ||
| We're real happy. | ||
| We're real proud of them. | ||
| You gotta order some. | ||
| If I'm gonna eat super male vitality, you've gotta... | ||
| It'll keep your butt clean and your blood pathogens, your blood-borne pathogens where they need to be. | ||
| What if you do buy me some super male vitality as a joke? | ||
| I take it, and all of a sudden, I... | ||
| I'm like, this podcast is done. | ||
| Alex is right. | ||
| I open the door. | ||
| You're ripped to shreds. | ||
| I got a barrel chest. | ||
| You're just like, hey, I have a woman in there, and I can't stop pleasing her. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| And she called her friend going, you gotta get a shot at Dan here. | ||
| This is unbelievable. | ||
| I want to share you with the world. | ||
| I got her some super female vitality, and her pussy is like a flume. | ||
| It's like a log flume at an amusement park. | ||
| It's so wet. | ||
| Ladies, don't take that. | ||
| Don't take that. | ||
| We'll try it, but you ladies don't take that. | ||
| Actually, he said on the show many times that super female vitality is good in a pinch. | ||
| If you're out of super male vitality, just take super female vitality. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| That doesn't sound good. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| If they're similar enough that you could just interchange them. | ||
| These fucking hucksters. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So anyway, here's more of this poo riff. | ||
| ...into it when you watch it on television, and then George Herbert Walker Bush and the Pope and Lady Gaga and Madonna and a bunch of spoiled, rotten, roid-head football players and a bunch of other people all come and... | ||
| Get inside the porta potty and go to town on you. | ||
| Pope prepares video message for fans attending Super Bowl. | ||
| He says sports is healthy and brings us together and we should do it more. | ||
| Don't have culture. | ||
| Don't have tribalism. | ||
| Don't have family. | ||
| Don't have values. | ||
| Don't have a country. | ||
| Don't have nationalism. | ||
| Just go to the big corporate sports games with the big rituals and all the Satanism and all the rest of the crud. | ||
| All the drunkenness that go to this clearly big, giant, evil event. | ||
| Also, I want to take a second to pause here. | ||
| I've noticed that he starts rubbing his ears as a nervous tick. | ||
| And when he said all the drunkenness, he rubbed his ear. | ||
| Which is like, I mean, you were just wasted publicly on Joe Rogan's show. | ||
| You've been caught a couple times at the inauguration just fucking drunk off your ass. | ||
| Like, I think you might have been like, oh, I shouldn't have said that. | ||
| Oops, oops. | ||
| I opened myself up to attack. | ||
| Also, isn't Tom Brady a Trump supporter? | ||
| He is. | ||
| But he's not one of these spoiled, super rich athletes. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| He's not roided out because he's a quarterback. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| So he's fine. | ||
| And he's one of the good ones. | ||
| Which means white. | ||
| White. | ||
| The poo talk is not done. | ||
| Oh, great. | ||
| And now the Pope is one more person that wants to use the porta potty on people. | ||
| I mean, that's it. | ||
| The Super Bowl is a big toilet. | ||
| And when you climb into the Super Bowl, you willingly go in there and open your mouth like a baby bird so Pope Francis can get over your mouth and squat and crap right in your mouth. | ||
| Now, the reason I bring up Pope Francis in that, I never would talk like that, but he's the Pope. | ||
| He said a few months ago that if you believe in nationalism or support Donald Trump or question government lies, that you, quote, are someone that takes sexual pleasure in eating feces. | ||
| It's not true at all. | ||
| It's not true at all. | ||
| Hi, guys. | ||
| I'm the new Pope, the globalist Pope. | ||
| And if you support Trump on HBO, they're just really knocking it out of the park. | ||
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And if you are for Donald Trump, you eat feces. | |
| I don't know if you know that or not. | ||
| Keep enjoying it. | ||
| The Pope did say that weirdo... | ||
| His comment was weird. | ||
| I don't know what he said. | ||
| He was basically talking about... | ||
| I'm sorry, I don't really follow what the Pope says, per se. | ||
| Too globalist? | ||
| He's not really my Pope. | ||
| Not my Pope. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You were out there on the streets protesting when he got put in, right? | ||
| You wanted that Nazi back. | ||
| That Nazi pedophile apologist? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So what he said, essentially, was that people who... | ||
| Delight in spreading and taking in of obviously fake News. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| All of these stories, it's the equivalent of taking sexual pleasure and eating shit. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| So that part is true. | ||
| Oh, maybe he did say that. | ||
| He said that, but he didn't say that if you support Donald Trump, you eat shit. | ||
| If you're into nationalism, you eat shit. | ||
| Listen, in Italy, we have a different way of saying things. | ||
| He's not Italian. | ||
| We have a different way of saying things. | ||
| That's not much of a different impression. | ||
| It's good anyway. | ||
| Come on, quit eating shit. | ||
| Come on, fuckheads. | ||
| So this segment is just all about insecurity. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And it's real nice. | ||
| This is really what Alex is all about on this episode is that InfoWars and himself in particular are not getting the recognition they deserve. | ||
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Okay. | |
| They need to be everyone's favorite thing. | ||
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Oh. | |
| The fact that they're not is really pissing Alex off. | ||
| You know what's really interesting? | ||
| I was watching one of Sean Spicer's press conferences because they're very fun to watch a man lose his mind. | ||
| He's having trouble. | ||
| I don't know if they did this for Obama. | ||
| I'm kind of hoping they didn't. | ||
| What's up? | ||
| They're Skyping in questions now. | ||
| No. | ||
| Because... | ||
| They certainly weren't for, like, weirdo podcasts. | ||
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Oh, and it was like, Rex Rexley from the Rex Rexley Show. | |
| I'm gonna ask two questions, because apparently that's the modus operandi of everyone in the room there. | ||
| First of all, I want to congratulate you on a wonderful victory. | ||
| President Trump has always been and always will be a friend of the show. | ||
| And he's just this fucking weirdo, you know, and his questions are like, hey... | ||
| Does Donald Trump know, and this might be a hard-hitting question, does Donald Trump know he's doing a great job? | ||
| Because he is. | ||
| Question number two, follow-up question, will he ever doubt that he's doing a great job? | ||
| Because if he does, he can turn into my show every day. | ||
| I'll take my answer off the air. | ||
| Rex Rexley, first big, first time, long time. | ||
| Dude, and I watched it, and I was like, oh no. | ||
| And there must be people from like... | ||
| The real news being like, what the fuck? | ||
| We had to get degrees. | ||
| Hey bro, Vince Russo from the Vince Russo show. | ||
| Bro, bro. | ||
| At what point, where's the cutoff? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| So there was that whole thing about the White House said that they did not offer Alex Jones credentials and Infowars credentials. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Alex says they're his for the taking. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And he has been offered them. | ||
| He's started opening up a Washington bureau. | ||
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Oh boy. | |
| Run by a guy named Jerome Corsi. | ||
| Who is a guy who, as I've mentioned, wrote an entire book about how Obama's birth certificate is fake, and also was the guy behind the swift boat attacks on John Kerry that were proven to be erroneous, and the term swift boating has become a, it's basically a synonym for getting rat fucked. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's like dirty political tricks. | ||
| Hey man, I'm gonna swift boat this guy and get him fired. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| That's a term that's in our vernacular now, and the guy... | ||
| Well, he wasn't probably alone in it, but one of the main guys behind it is now Alex Jones' D.C. bureau chief, who he's trying to get credentials for to be in the press room. | ||
| Only the best. | ||
| Yeah, it's fucking insane. | ||
| It's about time we get some real procreators in that room. | ||
| Yeah, people who take super mail. | ||
| People who take the brain force. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| DNA force. | ||
| What does Alex think of Putin? | ||
| He is very careful not to answer that question. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Does he not believe that Putin is a poison journalist? | ||
| Well, you know how whenever Trump is asked, he deflects things? | ||
| Like, the most recent one was, you think America's on killers? | ||
| There's a lot of bad men out there. | ||
| There's a lot of bad hombres. | ||
| They wheeled one out of the Super Bowl. | ||
| He's a bad dude. | ||
| He's a globalist... | ||
| Leader of the NWO. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Alex does a lot of that. | ||
| A lot of, like, Russia... | ||
| Look, we could start naming bad people, yeah. | ||
| We'll be here all day. | ||
| That kind of thing, and we really need to worry about the Communist Chinese. | ||
| That's what he's more up on. | ||
| Whenever Russia comes up, it's like, Saudi Arabia, the Communist Chinese, the Chi-Coms. | ||
| The real bad hombres. | ||
| The real bad hombres. | ||
| Ben Affleck. | ||
| Ben Affleck. | ||
| Matt Damon. | ||
| So anyway, he just went on Rogan's podcast, and he kind of, sort of, cucks out Rogan in this section. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I couldn't watch it. | ||
| But never really had any desire to watch it. | ||
| Knowing that it was probably going to be a train wreck. | ||
| When you mentioned, like, hey, come on, we'll talk about it. | ||
| I was just like, you know what? | ||
| Dan will have some good clips because I'm not wasting fucking all that time watching. | ||
| It was way more of a train wreck than expected. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, he got fucking hammered. | ||
| And his, Rogan's little cohort. | ||
| Eddie Bravo? | ||
| I got no time for that, dude. | ||
| I've warmed up to him. | ||
| He's a nice guy. | ||
| I got no time for him. | ||
| All right, fine. | ||
| Anyway, he's... | ||
| Alex says some unintentionally disparaging things about Joe Rogan. | ||
| What does he think about the UFC and MMA and stuff? | ||
| Alex? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's probably into it. | ||
| But that's different than the Super Bowl? | ||
| It's hyper-masculine. | ||
| Yeah, those guys aren't on steroids? | ||
| They're not... | ||
| They're not crybabies! | ||
| They're not acting out war. | ||
| They're engaging in it. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Whereas football is fake. | ||
| Oh, okay, yeah. | ||
| I don't think that would be his argument, but it would probably be more logically sound than whatever he would say. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Anyway... | ||
| This is incredibly insecure and very sad. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Podcasts get out the fucks. | ||
| We already dominate, to a great extent, the Internet. | ||
| Not just, you know, political news, but Infowars, all put together, is one of the biggest media outlets in the world. | ||
| That's not true. | ||
| But also... | ||
| I want to say this. | ||
| This is going to go on for a little while, this clip. | ||
| It's a little bit long and I apologize. | ||
| But in the middle of it, Alex accidentally says one of the funniest things I've ever heard. | ||
| Perfect. | ||
| I can't wait. | ||
| Just wait for it. | ||
| You'll know it when it comes. | ||
| I was going to say, point at me when it's ready. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| I trust me. | ||
| No fucking me. | ||
| I trust my comedic chops. | ||
| But for me, it's not how big we are. | ||
| It's how effective we are. | ||
| And an example is, Joe Rogan has one of the top five podcasts in the world. | ||
| He's been doing it seven and a half years. | ||
| 90 million downloads a month, 20 million on YouTube. | ||
| That's 110 million. | ||
| I was talking to him about it. | ||
| If you count all the derivative stuff, 200 million people watch or listen to the podcast. | ||
| Now, some people obviously don't see the whole thing, but 200 million people, that's a lot, okay? | ||
| Now, InfoWars basically does the same thing or more, but I don't care. | ||
| It's not about who has the biggest. | ||
| I went on Joe's show. | ||
| Did you catch that? | ||
| That was fun. | ||
| That was the cucking right there. | ||
| That's the... | ||
| Look, I don't care. | ||
| We do that or more. | ||
| I don't care about numbers. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Also, that's so wrong. | ||
| It's all so fake. | ||
| There's no way that many people are listening. | ||
| It's hard to tell because... | ||
| Together, they're not 100 million. | ||
| What he calls the derivatives are really tough to track down because people post like three-minute clips here and there. | ||
| And if you're counting that, I don't know what it adds up to, but... | ||
| After four or five days or so, the episode on YouTube was at about two million. | ||
| But if you say that... | ||
| One hundred, two hundred million. | ||
| If Joe Rogan was pulling in those kind of numbers, you would not be able to leave your house without seeing Joe Rogan everywhere. | ||
| That's probably true. | ||
| Same with Alex Jones. | ||
| You wouldn't have to wear a hat in public. | ||
| No. | ||
| You would be all Joe Rogan all the time. | ||
| Wait a second. | ||
| I just realized that he likes to yell about how CNN, like their best shows, have a viewership of one million. | ||
| So Rogan's getting 200 times CNN? | ||
| That's a joke. | ||
| They're only getting one million. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Anyway, we haven't gotten to the hilarious thing yet. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And I talked to him yesterday, and he said, yes, it's now the biggest ever. | ||
| And he said he's been on iTunes for seven and a half, eight years since they started. | ||
| He said it's never happened. | ||
| They held it up for a day and a half and we're going to censor it until there was a backlash. | ||
| And it's already shot up to the very top of the charts. | ||
| And of course, you know, there's hundreds of YouTube versions of it with 1.9 million, 300,000, 400,000, 200,000. | ||
| I mean, right now there's more than 10 million views of it. | ||
| Conservatively, I just went and looked myself. | ||
| And that was just spending a few minutes looking up on YouTube. | ||
| There's so many versions of it. | ||
| But I counted 10 million views up just in an hour. | ||
| And I didn't spend that much time doing the research. | ||
| Maybe 45 minutes. | ||
| Did you catch that? | ||
| He's going on all the different things and counting the numbers and stuff. | ||
| First of all, he's spending like five minutes of his own show talking about how many views things get, which is a little petty, first of all. | ||
| But then second of all, he's like... | ||
| Look, I counted up 10 million. | ||
| That was just in an hour of looking. | ||
| I didn't spend that much time. | ||
| Maybe 45 minutes. | ||
| What the fuck are you doing? | ||
| 45 minutes of your day? | ||
| I got a notepad out, and I'm just writing numbers, adding them up. | ||
| I got an old-timey adding machine. | ||
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And I'm up to about 10, 20 million. | |
| And there's no stopping me now. | ||
| First of all, I mean like... | ||
| Not accounting for overlap, possibilities. | ||
| How much did he pay you for being on that show if he's making all that money? | ||
| Well, I mean, those podcasts actually are bringing in tons of money. | ||
| I read an article about that that fucking scared the shit out of me. | ||
| The amount of money. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| Still haven't gotten to the funny part, but I do think the image of Alex spending 45 minutes of his day, when generally he broadcasts for like four hours a day, that means he has no time to do other research. | ||
| Well, who needs to do research if you just fucking go half-cocked into everything? | ||
| The point is that I don't have time to do all this research. | ||
| I go on there, it's number one ever. | ||
| And he's had top rock stars, top movie stars, everybody on, Joe's a movie star, TV star. | ||
| You know, hosts the UFC. | ||
| One of the top ten comedians in the country. | ||
| Sometimes he gives as many as 20,000 people to come hear him speak alone. | ||
| He sells out the Moody Theater 5,000 every time he comes to Austin. | ||
| What's up? | ||
| Did he just say 20 million people come to see him alone? | ||
| I think he said 20,000. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But still, that would be a huge auditorium. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It's possible. | ||
| I mean, he sold out the Chicago Theater. | ||
| That seats... | ||
| Probably not $20,000, but a lot. | ||
| It's a lot. | ||
| He's embellishing, but he's not wrong. | ||
| The spirit is correct. | ||
| He sells out four shows in a row at Cap City Comedy Club that holds like $2,000. | ||
| The point is, he's a big, big celebrity. | ||
| And my coming on the show is the biggest thing that ever happened to it. | ||
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The point is that I'm sure you're talking about crew. | |
| We think about how iTunes has blocked us having our own Podcast, it's video. | ||
| They won't accept our videos on there. | ||
| We've gone through the process for years. | ||
| They just kicked Breitbart off. | ||
| That was in the news. | ||
| And we just take it. | ||
| Oh, you just kick us off because we'll dominate it. | ||
| We'll be number one. | ||
| Just like we'll dominate everything else we do because we know what we're talking about. | ||
| And we'll defeat the globalists. | ||
| Just like Trump's dominating on every front and they want to censor him and shut him down and not let you hear what he really has to say or does. | ||
| So later, I'm going to play his weekly address, and we're going to play his speeches here. | ||
| We're going to focus on it, because you know what? | ||
| I've looked at what he's doing, and Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior, said, you judge a tree by its fruits. | ||
| He's got the biggest, juiciest fruits I've ever seen. | ||
| It's unbelievable. | ||
| Such unfortunate phrasing. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| He's got the biggest, juiciest fruits. | ||
| Oh, Alex. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| But he's not done. | ||
| He's still got to get a little bit... | ||
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Daddy. | |
| Just call him Trump Daddy. | ||
| Might as well. | ||
| Just go Milo. | ||
| I'm going to call him Daddy. | ||
| He's got a little bit more pettiness to get out, though. | ||
| You think I care about personality or Trump coming on the show or telling me he likes what I do? | ||
| I could care less. | ||
| Except he's the real deal. | ||
| Then I do care. | ||
| You understand? | ||
| I tried to have them all. | ||
| I had the Clintons try to recruit me. | ||
| I had Bush try to recruit me. | ||
| I've had the biggest radio networks try to recruit me. | ||
| I was even put on all sorts of big stations and XM and then told, now, Alex, people are upset with what you're saying. | ||
| You want to be taking off XM? | ||
| And I said, I never even made a big deal of that. | ||
| I said, yeah, I can't stop. | ||
| A month later, I'm off. | ||
| Just like I've been fired off radio stations. | ||
| I mean, you know, this is not about me, okay? | ||
| It's about the mission. | ||
| But I'm telling you! | ||
| I've won all the Super Bowl rings in the radio world. | ||
| This guy's looking for his fifth or sixth ring or whatever it is. | ||
| I deserve 15, but I don't want the stinking rings. | ||
| They're ridiculous. | ||
| The point is, imagine winning every time, every time being number one. | ||
| And I'm not just number one. | ||
| Look at Paul Watson. | ||
| He's dominating. | ||
| Does he get any attention? | ||
| No. | ||
| Because they have to ignore the real victors. | ||
| Well, because Paul Joseph Watson, all he does is sort of race bait and sort of complain about social justice warriors. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| But he just makes these super manipulative videos where he reads tweets about, like, that sort of he attacks. | ||
| He builds up tweets as a straw man for himself to attack. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| When it's like, oh, yeah, that's a dumb person who tweeted that. | ||
| Nobody on the left really agrees with that. | ||
| Does he bang on the desk? | ||
| He probably does. | ||
| Gotta bang on the desk. | ||
| Paul Joseph Watson isn't as angry as Alex, but he looks like he's about to cry all the time. | ||
| He looks like he's either just in desperate need of some red eyes, a visine, or he's stoned out of his mind, which is also a possibility. | ||
| Or... | ||
| He's the world's biggest pussy, and he's always just about to cry. | ||
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Aw. | |
| Could be. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Aw, these social justice warriors make me so sad. | ||
| He's a British guy. | ||
| I hate him. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I don't hate him. | ||
| I hate him. | ||
| It's funny to think that there will be a new one soon. | ||
| A new Alex Jones? | ||
| A new Milo? | ||
| It's me. | ||
| I'd love to be like, I knew Dan when he was not like this at all. | ||
| Well, you give me that super mile vitality, it's the beginning of my origin story. | ||
| Could be. | ||
| This whole thing is the prologue. | ||
| You know, me and Dan were joking around on his podcast, and I bought him that male vitality, and if I could fucking go back in time, I would make sure I didn't buy him that. | ||
| I have to try and resurrect Tesla to get a time machine together. | ||
| I look in his eyes, and I don't see the old Dan. | ||
| His eyes are straight now. | ||
| Straight in his eyes? | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| I don't know who he is. | ||
| So, a bunch of other stuff goes on on this episode that's not really important. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| One of the things is he has Roger Stone on. | ||
| How's Roger doing? | ||
| I heard he was getting a little ill. | ||
| I heard he was getting a little stomachache. | ||
| He has dropped that poisoning narrative. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Didn't catch the media like he thought it would. | ||
| I think everyone laughed at him and told him he was full of shit. | ||
| And now he's just not using that at all. | ||
| Or like, oh, poison a journalist. | ||
| Like, oh, Putin does. | ||
| But no, they tried to spin that as that wasn't actually Putin who did it. | ||
| It was MI6 trying to frame Putin. | ||
| Which is unnecessary layers for... | ||
| Anyway, he was on and what they were talking about is about how there's leaks coming out of the Trump house. | ||
| And that there's a civil war within the administration. | ||
| And you've got the Bannon people on this side who are the real patriots. | ||
| Americanas. | ||
| The real Trump folk. | ||
| And then you have Kellyanne Conway and Reince Priebus who are trying to sink the ship. | ||
| They're never Trumpers who are just hanging on because they know that they can keep some power. | ||
| And it's fascinating because it's like the world is shrinking on you. | ||
| It's like, okay. | ||
| Look, we tried to make the Democrats the enemies, and they're consolidated against us. | ||
| Shit, let's try the media. | ||
| Oh, media's not working. | ||
| They're starting to fight back. | ||
| Uh-oh, what are we going to do? | ||
| There's division in the ranks. | ||
| I like how everyone's fighting back. | ||
| Yeah, I do too. | ||
| With Rance Priebus, it's very funny. | ||
| God, I wish I knew who did this tweet. | ||
| They tweeted, does anyone else, when they hear his name, think it's Scooby-Doo saying nice penis? | ||
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Rance Priebus? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Or it sounds like a weird Star Wars character. | ||
| We're going to get to the Dagobah with Rant Supremus. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Made it through the Parsecs. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, but I agree. | ||
| Look, these people are all maniacs. | ||
| There's no way they're all going to get along. | ||
| No. | ||
| Even if Papa Maniac is in charge. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But what's fun is, I was talking about this on the last episode, that I have a little bit of hope that everything is going to work out. | ||
| And one of the reasons is because of this trend that I'm seeing. | ||
| Which is? | ||
| Once you start blaming your own team, you're fucked. | ||
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You're fucked. | |
| And they're not even 100 days in. | ||
| No, they're not even 20! | ||
| They're collapsing on themselves. | ||
| Would you have like... | ||
| Do you think Trump will make it all four years? | ||
| No! | ||
| Right. | ||
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No! | |
| I don't think he'll make it one! | ||
| I really don't think so. | ||
| They're already talking impeachment in the House. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| With Maxine Waters, when she was asked about it, she's like, I'm not talking impeachment. | ||
| He's doing it to himself. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I love it. | ||
| He's making the case for himself. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| And like, look, I'm no super liberal. | ||
| I'm not a big Democrat guy. | ||
| You're a libtard. | ||
| I swing far more to the left than to the right, for sure. | ||
| But like... | ||
| Of course he has to be impeached. | ||
| We're going to end up in the weirdest fucking situation in the world because he and General Flynn are threatening war with Iran. | ||
| At the same time, they're getting their dick sucked by Russia in a 69. Everyone's dick sucking with Russia. | ||
| But now Russia comes out and they're like, hey... | ||
| If you want us to fight ISIS with you, Iran comes with the package deal. | ||
| What the fuck are you gonna do now? | ||
| Oh, they want us to go to war with Iran, too. | ||
| No, they want Iran to be cool with us. | ||
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Oh, shit. | |
| Because Iran and Russia are super cool. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| So if we attack Iran, Russia's gonna be mad about that. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
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It's like, you didn't think about that possible angle? | |
| Oh, no. | ||
| It's all gonna blow up in a crazy way. | ||
| I suppose I didn't. | ||
| So none of this is going to work out. | ||
| It's all embarrassing. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| They had that raid in Yemen that went ass up. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They got a guy killed, killed tons of civilians, including a child who was the daughter of that Al-Awakari guy who was a U.S. citizen who was over there and got killed by a drone strike. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Also, you know what? | ||
| That makes her. | ||
| She was a citizen of the United States. | ||
| Who was, you know, living abroad. | ||
| That killed in this raid in Yemen. | ||
| But of course, that's Obama's fault. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
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Look. | |
| All this shit is nonsense. | ||
| But yeah, no. | ||
| Once we have this narrative being sold that it's like, listen, the real problem is that within our own organization there are traitors. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We're witnessing essentially like... | ||
| Didn't something come out about he didn't like Sean Spicer's suits? | ||
| Well, I mean, he's got new suits. | ||
| Yeah, and it's like, instead of just saying, like, hey, wear darker suits. | ||
| Someone here to leak it? | ||
| They leaked it. | ||
| And then someone's like, oh, Trump loves this. | ||
| Trump loves the leaking and the dissent. | ||
| Because, like Vince McMahon, he likes when everybody's fighting. | ||
| Because it keeps people guessing, but also keeps him from all getting together and being like, hey. | ||
| Well, actually, we have a little bit of a clip about Yemen and leaks. | ||
| All right, let's hear it. | ||
| That is crazy fan fiction. | ||
| Anthony from Yemen. | ||
| You're on the air. | ||
| This is bigger than 1776 if Trump can deliver. | ||
| And then I see all the news. | ||
| I've got articles today. | ||
| Ha ha! | ||
| There's tens of thousands of bureaucrats that are going to leak everything you're doing militarily and sabotage you. | ||
| That's called treason. | ||
| That's executionable. | ||
| And then, I saw that earlier in the week, and then I started seeing articles going, well, word is they leaked about that mission and the list because it was so effective. | ||
| And you know... | ||
| Obama doesn't want Al-Qaeda and ISIS to get rolled up because Hillary and Saudi Arabia and all of them were behind them. | ||
| And then I made some phone calls. | ||
| One of the calls hadn't come back yet, but I called others and they said, yes, that's what's being looked at. | ||
| They were ready for them when they got there. | ||
| And we know Obama wouldn't greenlight these lists that the Navy SEALs and Special Operations and the Green Berets and the Delta Force wanted to go after. | ||
| That's what happened. | ||
| And the CIA came to Trump and said, here's a list of a whole bunch of targets we've had for six months. | ||
| Obama won't hit them because it's his real command bases. | ||
| And Trump said, well, let's have meetings about it. | ||
| They said, okay. | ||
| They said, hit them then. | ||
| That's what you're saying. | ||
| And then now moles in those very groups have now leaked the end of the list so that when our forces show up to take out the worst terrorists in the world, they're waiting for them. | ||
| That's one theory. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's not substantiated or backed up by anything. | ||
| Wasn't Trump not in the war room when they did the attack? | ||
| Nope, he was tweeting angrily about how someone should buy the New York Times or some shit. | ||
| I don't remember if it was the New York Times. | ||
| He was tweeting about the media being shitty. | ||
| Yeah, which is totally what he should be doing. | ||
| And it's funny how Alex, when they talk about this, these people giving away secrets. | ||
| It's treasonous. | ||
| But when Secret Service agents were telling him about Hillary, It was patriots. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Trying to get the word out. | ||
| Yeah, of course. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| It's interesting how that works. | ||
| But I'm going to defend him a tiny bit on that. | ||
| Okay, go ahead, Dan. | ||
| Dan from Chicago, go ahead, defend me. | ||
| If it's patriots leaking about Hillary's health, they're doing it to save the republic. | ||
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They are, they are, yeah. | |
| Whereas in this case, people are being petty against Trump by leaking the locations of attacks, and that will get good men killed. | ||
| Yeah, they're waiting for them. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah, with their guns drawn. | ||
| So, I mean, that's, you know... | ||
| In some bizarre world, that's maybe possible. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But also, another possibility is just doing a really bad job with preparation. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And going in half-cocked, not knowing what the situation is on the ground. | ||
| And you'll never go in half-cocked if you buy my mail, Vitality. | ||
| Three quarters or better. | ||
| And all the reports that I've read, everything I've seen seems to indicate that that is what happened. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They did not thoroughly figure out what was going on on the ground. | ||
| They walked into a situation that they were unprepared for and got people killed. | ||
| And... | ||
| I don't think that's Leaker's fault. | ||
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No. | |
| It's happened before, and it'll happen again. | ||
| Yeah, but it's so much more satisfying to say, like, oh, yeah, the reason that we lost was because someone else cheated. | ||
| Well, it's a great narrative. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They can do no wrong. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I'll be curious to see if he ever does call Trump out on anything. | ||
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Nope. | |
| But it's a great narrative. | ||
| The only thing he's called him out on so far was being against torture, or being for torture, which was interesting, but his reasons for being... | ||
| Against torture, we're not really morally based. | ||
| Let me torture them. | ||
| That's my problem. | ||
| Me and Arub, I roll my sleeves up. | ||
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I'll get in their face. | |
| I'll say, I'm a patriot. | ||
| I'll give them a little Americana. | ||
| I'm a man. | ||
| I'm a procreator. | ||
| His reasons were, like, if you torture, then people can use that against you in a PR campaign. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| It's like, oh, that's not the reason you shouldn't torture people. | ||
| We got one more clip, Marty. | ||
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All right. | |
| This is a little bit of a shorter show in terms of length because it was a Sunday show. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And I think, look, I don't think this is your fault. | ||
| I think this is Alex's fault. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| This show has not been as fun. | ||
| It's Obama's fault. | ||
| I'm not saying our podcast right now hasn't been as fun. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| His show wasn't as fun. | ||
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Right. | |
| And I think it's because he phones it in on Sundays. | ||
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Ah. | |
| I think it's the Lord's Day, and he's just like, who gives a shit? | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| And it was the Super Bowl. | ||
| He knows he's not really going to get great ratings. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| But he has some more thoughts about the Super Bowl. | ||
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Okay. | |
| And about how he has fucking principles. | ||
| And he's not going to... | ||
| I'll just let you see what happens. | ||
| All right, all right, all right. | ||
| Because it's just a bunch of globalists that are hated trying to go to a popular event and force themselves on us. | ||
| I'm boycotting it. | ||
| You see, my country and my world's under attack by globalists. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Oh, he was able to flip it. | ||
| Let's see who gets it. | ||
| It's the coin toss right now. | ||
| Roger Stone's with us. | ||
| Coverage of the live Super Bowl. | ||
| Did I ever tell you guys I wanted to call the live feed today? | ||
| Coverage of Super Bowl 51? | ||
| Because we're doing it. | ||
| Here you go, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| We have audio. | ||
| Let's turn it up. | ||
| So who got it? | ||
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Good luck. | |
| If you can't tell what's going on, he started this segment by saying, I'm boycotting the Super Bowl, and then started playing the Super Bowl on his own show! | ||
| Live streaming the Super Bowl on his own show, which I don't think is legal, also. | ||
| I don't think he has the written consent of the NFL. | ||
| I would imagine he doesn't, but also, it's the opposite of boycotting. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Hey guys, I'm going to boycott WrestleMania this year, and I'm going live to prove it. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Boycotting it from some great seats. | ||
| So, yeah, he boycotts this a little bit more. | ||
| Thanks, gentlemen. | ||
| Pay attention to the stupid crap. | ||
| Oh, thank you, sir, for your world government. | ||
| These people that everybody hates. | ||
| The 41st president of the United States. | ||
| The 41st president of the United States battling Trump. | ||
| Battling America, selling us out to China. | ||
| The super satanic egomaniacs, skill and bones, satanic rituals. | ||
| Covering Super Bowl propaganda, not wanting to even take their transmission. | ||
| Do we even pay attention to who got the coin toss right there? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I'm glad we don't even know. | ||
| It's the possums versus the dirtbags. | ||
| Seriously, though, we're not just saying we got censored. | ||
| It was in the news that CNN, MSNBC were banned by David Brock at Media Matters, the main Soros operative. | ||
| Two weeks before Trump got into office, he was president-elect. | ||
| Obama passes a law, signs it, to put the CIA over media to, quote, ban fake news, drudge report, and info wars in Breitbart. | ||
| Now, Trump's so busy trying to turn the economy on, he doesn't even know that they've got advising Congress right now, Brock, on what websites to ban and shut down when he wants his chief presidential advisor's site shut down. | ||
| Even if it was fake news, which it's not. | ||
| You don't have a right to shut it down. | ||
| We're not North Korea. | ||
| And now, this book, which we're selling. | ||
| Everybody should get it. | ||
| We need funds to fund ourselves. | ||
| It could be a piece of toilet paper. | ||
| You should buy it for $19.95. | ||
| Hell, for $30, it's a big old thick juicy color photos making of a president 2016. | ||
| How Alex Jones got Trump's ear. | ||
| It's all in here. | ||
| And they're trying to censor it because it went to number one on Amazon political. | ||
| And it usually goes to number one after that. | ||
| They don't want this to be made into a movie. | ||
| They want to block us. | ||
| They want to ignore the fact. | ||
| Who's going to play Alex? | ||
| And again. | ||
| The Joe Rogan podcast hit number one on the front page of YouTube in the trending section everybody goes to. | ||
| They just blocked it. | ||
| And then for today, they blocked it on iTunes. | ||
| I talked to Joe yesterday. | ||
| He says it's already the biggest thing they ever had. | ||
| He sees the internal numbers. | ||
| They're even blocking that from the public. | ||
| So again... | ||
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Everything we do is number one, number one, number one, number one, number one. | |
| You're told what America wants is what's number one. | ||
| No, they give you the false number one. | ||
| So, that's petty as hell. | ||
| Again, it's so insane to me how, like, he's doing a show on Sunday, and he can't stop... | ||
| Just talking about how great he is and how people don't give him enough attention. | ||
| He's basically breaking multiple deadly sins in this broadcast. | ||
| It's also very on brand with Trump. | ||
| Yeah, certainly. | ||
| Lying about being religious? | ||
| No, but just saying how great he is. | ||
| But it doesn't even matter. | ||
| It doesn't even matter. | ||
| It's false humility and it's disgusting. | ||
| In the middle, he talked about how they're trying to ban websites and this thing that Obama pushed through this legislation. | ||
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Right. | |
| I would like everyone, if you're curious at all about this, go ahead and read it. | ||
| It's S-2692. | ||
| It is a bill that is colloquially called... | ||
| Oh, I'm just a bill. | ||
| Oh, I'd love to hear that. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Alex doing some schoolhouse rock. | ||
| Oh, I'd love it. | ||
| The Countering Foreign Propaganda and Disinformation Act, it is not at all what Alex pretends it is, about the CIA being put over the board of directors. | ||
| That is complete poppycock bullshit. | ||
| Oh, I'm just a website. | ||
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You go online and find me every time. | |
| Also, one of his big narratives is that it was pushed through by Obama during Christmas, so no one would notice it. | ||
| Oh, yeah, under the shadows of Christmas. | ||
| It was introduced in a bipartisan group. | ||
| Into Congress in March. | ||
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Well, that's Christmas for... | |
| That's Communist Christmas. | ||
| I suppose so. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| They just celebrated Chinese New Year over there in Chinatown in Chicago, Dan, so you check your records. | ||
| Communist Chinese New Year, that's true. | ||
| Yeah, Lunar New Year. | ||
| I apologize. | ||
| Lunar Christmas. | ||
| Is March? | ||
| All right, fair enough. | ||
| You got to read the calendars. | ||
| I have documents. | ||
| For $30, yeah, you should... | ||
| You should let me send you my poop. | ||
| Keep the lights on here at this tiny ma and pa website that has two million listeners. | ||
| That idea, too, that anytime there's censorship stuff, we've got to weave this into a sales pitch. | ||
| We've got to fucking swing it. | ||
| It's great. | ||
| Also, I'm going to play this really quick. | ||
| It's probably one of the funniest things I've ever heard. | ||
| It's out of context, but it doesn't really need context. | ||
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Okay. | |
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Alex, what kind of wonk are you? | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Okay, that makes sense. | ||
| I want that just to be like, I'm going to have that always ready on my phone just in case I get in a conversation I don't want to be in and just be like, I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| What does that mean? | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| It's an expression that people use in political circles. | ||
| Like, I'm all about the policies. | ||
| Yeah, and people who, like, dig into the little parts of bills. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| People who get really into the weeds about legislation. | ||
| Oh, I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| You get into the tax codes. | ||
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Yeah, I'm into that. | |
| You get into the details so you really understand it. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| You can't trick me. | ||
| He doesn't understand shit about codes. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| As we went over in the Rogan episode, he... | ||
| Claimed that chemtrails were justified by this subsection 1520 paragraph B. Yeah. | ||
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He hadn't read paragraph C. Which said? | |
| Informed consent is required of any human subjects. | ||
| Oh man, they got me again. | ||
| They completely invalidate it. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| He is no... | ||
| I'm a policy wonk! | ||
| I know. | ||
| He is not a policy wonk. | ||
| What a dick. | ||
| Talking about chemists hurt my voice. | ||
| Yeah, I apologize. | ||
| Marty, this has been fun. | ||
| Dan. | ||
| Thank you so much for having me back in the brain battle. | ||
| Yeah, this is, you know, I feel it's my holy quest to sit around and talk about Alex Jones all day. | ||
| I'll tell you what, it's worked with me. | ||
| Because I was a... | ||
| I was an Alex Joes wonk for a little bit there. | ||
| Now you're a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Yeah, I got seduced by fake news. | ||
| Yeah, there's a siren song. | ||
| It's seductive. | ||
| But, hey, we've got to wrap this up so you can go watch some wrestling. | ||
| Yeah, thanks. | ||
| So you can pretend it's warfare and get your masculine energy sucked down. | ||
| I'm a wrestling wonk. | ||
| Yeah, you are. | ||
| All right, I like it. | ||
| Thank you all so much for listening. | ||
| You can catch us over on iTunes. | ||
| Please rate and subscribe. | ||
| We would appreciate it. | ||
| Jordan will be back in the studio tomorrow. | ||
| We've got another episode for you. | ||
| But until then... | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
| I'm a huge fan. | ||
| I love your work. | ||
| I love you. |