Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the what was going on in the world of Alex Jones on Feb 17, 2017. Topics covered include: Are chicken bones "the cleanest bones?" Dan and Jordan conceive of the best sitcom idea ever Does Alex Jones low-key try to drop a rap verse? Does Trump have a super power that involves phones?
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| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
| I'm a huge fan. | ||
| I love your work. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| And we need to work out a new introduction. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| The point of the matter is that I watch too much InfoWars, and I like to sit down and describe it to you. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| Wait, did I redo that? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I thought that was our new introduction. | ||
| I just say I'm Jordan three times in a row. | ||
| Ah, I'm Jordan! | ||
| Like Battle Juice. | ||
| Like Beetle Juice, not Battle Juice. | ||
| Battle Toads plus Beetle Juice means Battle Juice. | ||
| And then add in, we're fans of Alex Jones, so it's Battle Juice. | ||
| Boone's Farm is my Battle Juice. | ||
| We're brought to you today by Boone's Farm, Strawberry Hill, delightful stuff. | ||
| Jordan, we got a lot to cover. | ||
| Let's do this. | ||
| We need to get into the right headspace of what's going on here. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Everything is falling apart around our eyes. | ||
| Amazingly so. | ||
| Like a slow motion tire fire. | ||
| It's not that slow. | ||
| No, it's a super fast... | ||
| Imagine a tire fire, but quicker. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| In the last week we've had, since we last recorded, Donald Trump has given an incredibly unhinged press conference. | ||
| The only way to describe it. | ||
| He went to Florida to have a campaign rally a month into his presidency. | ||
| The most insane thing I can imagine. | ||
| I don't know if you watched any of it. | ||
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No. | |
| It was off the chain. | ||
| I can't. | ||
| I can't do it. | ||
| He had Pam Bondi come out and give a little bit of a hype introduction. | ||
| And then Candle in the Wind started playing. | ||
| Is he gonna die? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Is he gonna kill Princess Di? | ||
| Well, here's the thing. | ||
| Is that a new Alex Jones conspiracy there? | ||
| That Princess Diana is still alive and Trump knows where she is? | ||
| And somebody's gonna kill her? | ||
| Here's the thing. | ||
| I was like, why the fuck is he playing Candle in the Wind? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But then I started to listen to the lyrics and they talk about how evil the press is. | ||
| All the papers had to say was Marilyn was found in the nude. | ||
| There's a couple lines in the song that are about how the press He forced Marilyn Monroe to change into Marilyn Monroe from Norma Jean. | ||
| It's a stretch. | ||
| That is a stretch. | ||
| Elton, Elton, if you're listening. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We got some stuff to talk about. | ||
| About the lying press. | ||
| About the lyrics of Candle in the Wind. | ||
| Way to go, Elton, John. | ||
| I didn't know that you're the one at fault for Trump. | ||
| So then the camera pans over and it's to the open end of the hangar because there's a bunch of people in the hangar. | ||
| And I'm sitting there, I'm like, there's no fucking way he's going to taxi in on a plane. | ||
| He taxied in on a plane, didn't he? | ||
| What made me suspicious... | ||
| There is no garish, just pathetic thing he won't do. | ||
| There was like the stair car was there, so I'm like, he's gotta come in on a plane. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then fucking Air Force One pulls in. | ||
| Jesus fucking Christ. | ||
| It takes for fucking ever. | ||
| And then he gets off the plane, comes down, gives an absurd speech, lets a fan come out of the crowd and speak to the audience? | ||
| Just some guy that he had seen on Fox News being interviewed, he's like, oh I recognize you come on up here what? | ||
| Secret Service isn't going to like this but we know our people we know our people Why do we even do this? | ||
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I don't know. | |
| Why are we even American anymore? | ||
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I don't know. | |
| Let's just leave. | ||
| It's so crazy. | ||
| Everyone leave. | ||
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Go. | |
| Go now. | ||
| There are other places to be. | ||
| This place needs to be abandoned. | ||
| There won't be places for long. | ||
| We need to build biodomes in the rainforest. | ||
| There is no other solution to this. | ||
| You're getting dangerously close to Alex's breakaway civilization. | ||
| Put him under goddamn ground so whenever Trump... | ||
| Nuclear weapons, the whole fucking world. | ||
| So now you're advocating dumbs. | ||
| I am advocating dumbs. | ||
| Deep underground military bases. | ||
| That is right. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So he lets this guy get up there and he just is like, we all know Trump's gonna be the greatest, blah, blah, blah. | ||
| It's wild. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Of course it is. | ||
| Trump hugs the guy. | ||
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This is the funniest fucking thing. | |
| Why don't we get to enjoy it? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Why isn't... | ||
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This is the... | |
| Funniest fucking thing I've ever lived through, and I hate every moment of it. | ||
| If it wasn't real, it would be so hilarious. | ||
| It's the funniest shit. | ||
| I can't even imagine. | ||
| There's nothing, there's no way any writer would be allowed to get away with writing this story. | ||
| This is too far-fetched. | ||
| This is outside of what anybody would believe. | ||
| Hey, buddy, take another lap on this one. | ||
| Yeah, come on. | ||
| We need a script doctor in here to punch up. | ||
| We need a full re-edit. | ||
| So he gives his speech, and he gets like, I mean, the applause all comes at very predictable times. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Thankfully, I don't think I heard any lock-her-ups or anything like that, so maybe we're moving on from that. | ||
| A couple people with Hillary for prison signs still. | ||
| Two things that I found really horrifying. | ||
| I don't like that we're taking this much time to talk about non-Alex stuff. | ||
| Right. | ||
| There was a bunch of people with Blacks for Trump 2020 signs behind him. | ||
| There were like seven people. | ||
| 2020? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's a campaign event. | ||
| It's a campaign event. | ||
| Yeah, the rally in Florida was a campaign event. | ||
| It's 2017. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He's campaigning three years in advance for his re-election. | ||
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This is the funniest thing that makes me want to kill myself. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| So these people are all there. | ||
| They're clearly plants. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| All identical signs, identical shirts. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And they all, along with everyone else. | ||
| Spontaneous blacks for Trump? | ||
| No. | ||
| And everyone else in the audience, along with them, or at least the people who are behind Trump, all stand in unison and clap at the same things. | ||
| It's very strange. | ||
| It's very, I don't know, Goebbels-esque. | ||
| It seemed planned. | ||
| But then also... | ||
| Understated. | ||
| Understatement. | ||
| There was a lady with a Veterans for Trump sign, and one guy in military fatigues behind him. | ||
| And at one point, Trump says, Who here are veterans? | ||
| And when he says that, The lady with a Veterans for Trump sign sits down and hides her sign, and the guy in fatigues doesn't even clap. | ||
| So it's like, hmm, that would be your fucking time. | ||
| That would be your cue. | ||
| It's almost like someone was in costume. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And forgot that he's supposed to be military guy. | ||
| So anyway, we've had this stuff, and I gotta be honest, a lot of this is wearing on me. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It's getting to the point where I'm starting, I'm not starting to go crazy or anything like that. | ||
| But Alex Jones is starting to hurt me. | ||
| Oh, no! | ||
| And I'm not saying this for pity. | ||
| No, what you're saying it for is to take credit for becoming a martyr for the cause, right? | ||
| No, I'm saying it mostly... | ||
| You are our Jesus. | ||
| No, I'm saying it mostly to get myself off the hook a little bit. | ||
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Oh. | |
| Because I've been listening to a bunch of his shit, and then during the rally, I shouldn't have watched it, but... | ||
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No. | |
| When I was watching it, I started to drink. | ||
| That is what you should have done. | ||
| Yeah, but it got me, you know, the wine got good to me. | ||
| And I started drinking some more. | ||
| And by the time it was over, I realized, oh, fuck, I've got to get clips for our next episode. | ||
| So I isolated all of these clips drunk. | ||
| Excellent. | ||
| So I don't remember what some of them are. | ||
| Fantastic. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is our next grab bag episode right here. | ||
| A little bit, but I do know that it's from February 27th, or 17th, excuse me, we're not in the future. | ||
| Right. | ||
| February 17th, the Friday episode, he does respond to Trump's crazy press conference, so we get into that a little bit. | ||
| And then I have a little bit of a couple bonus clips. | ||
| From an episode that he put out only on the internet. | ||
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Ooh! | |
| We know he's got... | ||
| He goes unfiltered on the internet. | ||
| He put out an hour clip that might be the most boring and stupid thing I've ever seen in my life. | ||
| No! | ||
| Maybe we should just start with that. | ||
| That's the weirdest. | ||
| Let's start with the bonus. | ||
| That's not the Alex we know. | ||
| It is. | ||
| It is, actually. | ||
| Oh, that's a good point. | ||
| It is exactly the Alex we know. | ||
| It's fairly close. | ||
| So what ended up... | ||
| Here's the introduction to the show that he did for the internet. | ||
| This is interesting. | ||
| This is like dessert for dinner. | ||
| We're doing the bonus ahead of the actual episode. | ||
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All right. | |
| So here's his introduction. | ||
| All right. | ||
| I'm going to attempt something here today, live at 3.14 Central Standard Time, that I've never succeeded in. | ||
| I have a big frustration. | ||
| I, last night, this morning, today, during breaks, probably scanned over 300 articles. | ||
| There were a couple hundred others I couldn't even look at. | ||
| I watched all these video clips and researched them and then played a fraction of them. | ||
| And I'm not complaining. | ||
| It's just I've gotten kind of OCD about the way I do things. | ||
| So this may be a train wreck. | ||
| It may be good. | ||
| It may be bad. | ||
| But we are seeing the fall of world government, at least the world government by a bunch of corporatists. | ||
| Their system of being in the shadows and running everything is coming down. | ||
| Does that mean we won't screw it up now? | ||
| No, no. | ||
| The fight has just begun, but we're having some major victories. | ||
| So at this point, are you getting any sense of what he has tried in the past to do but failed? | ||
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No? | |
| Make a woman come? | ||
| I think that's implied. | ||
| So I've got 500 articles here. | ||
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No, you don't. | |
| I've learned to judge these before I even said. | ||
| I bet this stack's 40 articles, and then it's like 43 articles. | ||
| I've learned to judge this. | ||
| This is 500 articles. | ||
| It's not. | ||
| This is a good 500. | ||
| Where? | ||
| He has them all in... | ||
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Where? | |
| Are they stacked? | ||
| He has them all on the desk in front of him. | ||
| Does he have 500 tabs open on his Chrome? | ||
| He has them all in front of him on his desk, and they are printed out articles. | ||
| I don't know if there's 500 of them, but I will tell you this. | ||
| 500 articles is way too much to ever cover. | ||
| You can't. | ||
| No! | ||
| You can't get into any of the substance of it. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Do you know how much a ream of paper weighs? | ||
| I do, actually, because I used to work at Office Depot. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Very heavy. | ||
| That's 200 sheets, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Okay. | ||
| Now, put two of those on top of each other. | ||
| And then cut Alex Jones in half. | ||
| Alex as I am. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| There we go. | ||
| That's how many Alex Jones has read. | ||
| One half of his entire body. | ||
| So spoiler alert, he doesn't get through these articles. | ||
| Of course not. | ||
| But it's the most boring, stupid fucking show I've ever sat through. | ||
| Because here's what he does. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| He has all these articles and... | ||
| Does he ever reveal what he's not done successfully in the past? | ||
| Just getting into the weeds. | ||
| Getting through all the articles, I think is what he was saying. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Because he always interrupts himself or goes on tangents, so he tries to just read off the headlines of all of these articles to try and prove his point. | ||
| Does he get to 500? | ||
| I didn't count. | ||
| Okay, well, let's listen to all of it. | ||
| Here is what he is not telling you. | ||
| All of them are Infowars.com articles. | ||
| Not all of them, but I would say 85 to 90% are Infowars or Prison Planet. | ||
| That is just fucking synergy is what that is. | ||
| It is. | ||
| That is a little drudge. | ||
| Multi-level marketing right there. | ||
| And then he has one article that's called The History of Mercantilism. | ||
| Oh, well that sounds fascinating. | ||
| Well, but he's like, this is a real dense article about economics, and you know what? | ||
| We're not going to get into that. | ||
| Yeah, of course not. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Dense is not his style. | ||
| Hey, my man, you didn't read it. | ||
| So anyway. | ||
| He can't define the word mercantilism. | ||
| I always thought it had something to do with clothing. | ||
| I mean, it does. | ||
| You have to wear clothing. | ||
| But in a tertiary way. | ||
| Well, selling clothing via ships. | ||
| Well, yeah, but I mean, there's other stuff. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There's like, you know, the big one is tea. | ||
| You know, the East India. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| I apologize. | ||
| There was a weird lapse there because I was biting my nail. | ||
| All right, this is going to be a bad episode if you're biting nails already. | ||
| Don't worry about it. | ||
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Let's get to some of these headlines. | |
| And I was supposed to pick the kids up in about an hour and a half, so I said it'd be a two-hour broadcast. | ||
| I better just shut up and actually just read these headlines and then not comment on them because I always comment and then never get to the next story. | ||
| But just imagine at night in the morning and getting here and then they're just bringing me in more stuff and more clips and it's very frustrating. | ||
| What does reading the headlines of articles accomplish? | ||
| It gives you what news he wants you to hear without knowing what the actual story is. | ||
| Does he think it's an accomplishment to read the headlines of 500 articles? | ||
| Apparently, yeah. | ||
| Because that's not how articles work. | ||
| No, and especially not on Infowars.com where they sensationalize everything and lie in headlines. | ||
| Isn't it supposed to be the... | ||
| That's literally like reading a library but only reading the names of all the books. | ||
| It's judging a book by its cover. | ||
| Or like back in the day when BuzzFeed just had lists. | ||
| It's like, oh, I read that list. | ||
| They've improved. | ||
| We all have lists. | ||
| That's all we do now. | ||
| We're lists. | ||
| Because it's like, no wonder we're under such tyranny. | ||
| How do you keep track of all this? | ||
| But just imagine the palette politically this creates when you're actually not just the headline, but reading five or six paragraphs on these and then knowing the backstory. | ||
| Comparing that to other people, I mean, let's just say it. | ||
| I don't think anybody reads more news than I do. | ||
| I mean, I'm sure there's people out there that do, but people on air, they just pick a few points to sound smart about it. | ||
| They have a teleprompter and it's loaded and they sit there and try to sound smart. | ||
| I'm not saying I'm that great. | ||
| I'm just simply saying the only person I know reads as much news is maybe Ron Paul or Donald Trump and then see how successful they are. | ||
| So it's not just that we're buying into their propaganda. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| I'm barking. | ||
| I'm very angry. | ||
| My window is open. | ||
| The neighbors are going to be so scared. | ||
| Yeah, so no one reads more news than Alex. | ||
| Nobody reads more news than Alex Jones. | ||
| The first article he puts up. | ||
| No one on this planet, aside from maybe Ron Paul. | ||
| Or Donald Trump. | ||
| And you see how successful they are. | ||
| Donald Trump can't read. | ||
| He can't read. | ||
| Everybody shut up. | ||
| He cannot read. | ||
| That's why he just watches cable news. | ||
| He is... | ||
| And here's what I was actually thinking on the way here. | ||
| I don't think... | ||
| So I don't use this word. | ||
| I think it's often offensive. | ||
| Guys, this is a really big lead-up here. | ||
| If used incorrectly, this is an offensive word, but I do believe that Donald Trump is retarded. | ||
| Like in the delayed sense. | ||
| I think he was trapped. | ||
| In the soul, or in the brain space of a 12-year-old child. | ||
| A rich 12-year-old child. | ||
| And he just happened to have millions and millions of dollars. | ||
| And so that's all he's done. | ||
| He is retarded. | ||
| He does not know anything more than what a 7th grader would know. | ||
| It appears that he's at least not very capable of abstract thought. | ||
| He's a fucking idiot. | ||
| Yeah, and it sucks to say that. | ||
| I don't say that as an attack. | ||
| I say that as an analysis. | ||
| No, it's not an attack. | ||
| It's a tragedy. | ||
| He's an idiot in the way that we were all bummed out whenever the Twin Towers fell. | ||
| But he wasn't. | ||
| That's how stupid he is. | ||
| He was the Twin Towers falling of intellect. | ||
| Do you remember what his response was? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's fucking driving up his goddamn rent. | ||
| No, he was on TV and he said, now my building is the tallest in New York. | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| That's the shit. | ||
| God, I... | ||
| What an asshole. | ||
| Why are we... | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| Can't we just get rid of his advisors? | ||
| That'd be great. | ||
| Or even better. | ||
| Let's build a fake White House. | ||
| He already has. | ||
| It's called the Winter White House. | ||
| Right, but here's what we do. | ||
| Or Southern White House now. | ||
| Okay, we build a fake White House. | ||
| We build a fake press corps. | ||
| We put all of his people in there. | ||
| You're talking Truman Show now. | ||
| And we just have him Truman Show. | ||
| Let's turn it into a reality show, but actually give the government to people who aren't... | ||
| A bunch of nerds? | ||
| Yeah, a bunch of nerds. | ||
| Let's go with nerds. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Give it to nerds. | ||
| And then we'll just watch him because he's hilarious. | ||
| If he didn't have an impact on our lives, God, he's the funniest man alive. | ||
| So Alex also is pretty funny, but we also know that he's a policy wonk. | ||
| And a voracious reader. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| No one reads more news. | ||
| No one reads more news. | ||
| So his first article is about how Ivanka Trump's line is doing well, despite the backlash, despite the protests. | ||
| Great. | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| Great. | ||
| Wonderful. | ||
| Fucking wonderful. | ||
| His argument is that everyone hates the globalists so much that they try and boycott her products, and it only helps her. | ||
| So that's his first bit of news, and then he gets to this a little bit later. | ||
| Let's continue. | ||
| Ted Nugent discusses a possible U.S. Senate vote in 2018 in Michigan. | ||
| We got him set up for the show on Monday. | ||
| Great. | ||
| We're going to definitely be back on that for the Motor City Madman between his time in Texas and Michigan to return to that great state. | ||
| He reads the headline wrong. | ||
| He says a Senate vote. | ||
| He meant Senate run. | ||
| Wait, he's... | ||
| Nugent wants to run. | ||
| Nugent wants to run. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The guy who is notorious for saying the N-word all the time. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The guy who often goes on stage with guns and is like, Nancy Pelosi, suck my gun! | ||
| You know what? | ||
| Fuck it. | ||
| Give him the seat. | ||
| I don't even care anymore. | ||
| Look, we're already burning it down. | ||
| Throw Nugent on there. | ||
| I don't give a shit. | ||
| Let's put all of Chicago in the, and I mean the band. | ||
| Let's put all of Chicago, the Eagles. | ||
| Our House of Representatives should just be faded 80s rock stars. | ||
| Well, Kid Rock wants to run, too. | ||
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In. | |
| Those guys are both Detroit guys. | ||
| Fred Durst, in. | ||
| Who else you got? | ||
| Fred Durst would have to run in Florida, I think. | ||
| Scott Stapp? | ||
| Yeah, we welcome you into the Senate with arms wide open. | ||
| So, I mean, that's problematic as hell, but I'm not going to play tons of clips of him just reading headlines, because that's boring. | ||
| Because why? | ||
| Yeah, it's super boring. | ||
| Why did he play him reading headlines? | ||
| Because he wanted to show, I think he wanted to show you and I that he's in the weeds. | ||
| That's like him being like, hey guys. | ||
| I'm going to show you this video of me brushing my teeth, but it's going to be left-handed! | ||
| I've never been able to do it before! | ||
| But it's better for you somehow! | ||
| So he has this clip where he actually literally... | ||
| Blue toothpaste! | ||
| This has to do with the Russian ships off the coast. | ||
| Which is, yeah. | ||
| What's fun about this clip is, within the span of about a minute... | ||
| He literally contradicts himself. | ||
| And he doesn't even realize he's doing it. | ||
| Of course not. | ||
| Which is gorgeous. | ||
| So listen for this. | ||
| Like Trump said, you think I'm going to be tough on Russia? | ||
| It's Hillary got the uranium money. | ||
| I have no connection. | ||
| What the hell is this? | ||
| Also, just to stop by really quick, that is such a misrepresentation of what happened with that uranium deal. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's insane, the idea that like, oh yeah, Hillary sold the uranium. | ||
| That's not what happened at all. | ||
| It was also a Canadian company. | ||
| In that press conference, we found out that Trump... | ||
| Just learned what mutually assured destruction means. | ||
| It's bad stuff. | ||
| He just learned that. | ||
| It's a fate like none other. | ||
| Did you guys hear about nuclear weapons? | ||
| Do you know what they can do? | ||
| Uranium is used for bad stuff. | ||
| It's used for bad stuff. | ||
| Lock her up. | ||
| It's like, are you going to do something about a ship that's 15 miles off the coast? | ||
| Trump's like, okay, they got like 50 submarines off our coast. | ||
| We got like 100 off theirs, 100 ships. | ||
| I mean, what does that mean? | ||
| Yeah, and they got nuclear cruise missiles in too, dumbass. | ||
| Sir, they're off our coast with nuclear weapons. | ||
| Yeah, that's how this works. | ||
| We should de-escalate it. | ||
| Yeah, they're off the coast with a signal ship to pick up incoming so submarines can pop up and fire hundreds of cruise missiles at us and turn the east coast into a molten slag heap. | ||
| Stop trying to start a fight! | ||
| McCain, who doesn't know what day it is and has prank callers calling him up and he thinks he's the prime minister of Ukraine. | ||
| Let me tell you, learn what's going on before you try to run the world. | ||
| So, from this first part of the clip, he's talking about how Russia has signal ships that can relay messages. | ||
| And then they can nuclear weapon us. | ||
| They can turn the East Coast into a heap. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And we know that's bad. | ||
| I didn't edit this at all. | ||
| This is the next headline he reads. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Russian spy ship on a direct threat. | ||
| Pentagon says, yeah, no kidding. | ||
| Russia has one ship on our East Coast and we've got like hundreds on theirs. | ||
| This is horrible. | ||
| Give me a break. | ||
| That's a literal contradiction of the words that just came out of his mouth. | ||
| He's talking about how these ships are there and they can signal also existing submarines that will destroy the East Coast. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| The next story is... | ||
| There's only one ship. | ||
| And it's not a threat. | ||
| Of course it's not a threat. | ||
| How? | ||
| Ah! | ||
| He's like a... | ||
| Ah! | ||
| Legitimately. | ||
| Cognitive dissonance is actually Alex Jones' middle name. | ||
| He's legitimately like a dog. | ||
| He just sees what's up here and is like, oh, I've got to respond to that. | ||
| There's no short-term or long-term memory. | ||
| Now, if I think of him as a cute little puppy, I feel so much better. | ||
| But that's a loud fucking puppy. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, it's an annoying puppy, but he's so cute. | ||
| He looks like a Sharpay. | ||
| He's got folds of fat all over the place. | ||
| Also, shout out to our main man, Far Out. | ||
| It made us a nice logo. | ||
| We may use it. | ||
| Possibly could use it. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| But a big thank you. | ||
| We always love some nice fan art. | ||
| And it's really cool. | ||
| Yeah, it's really awesome. | ||
| And thank you to everybody who's joined up and has subscribed. | ||
| I'm seeing these numbers grow. | ||
| And it really is heartening. | ||
| Much like Obama seeing protests. | ||
| Tell your friends. | ||
| And much like a 60 degree day in February in Chicago. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| You know. | ||
| A totally normal thing that happens. | ||
| It's very heartening. | ||
| Oh, it makes me feel like... | ||
| Remember how there was a blizzard in May last year? | ||
| This is cool. | ||
| I love unpredictable weather. | ||
| Yeah, I like how I took down the plastic from my window. | ||
| I'm gonna get horse fucked in like two weeks. | ||
| Yeah, I know. | ||
| So anyway, now it's time to get to the actual Friday show. | ||
| That was the after show that he put out on Friday. | ||
| If you want to go watch it, I highly don't recommend it, but it's just tons of him trying to read headlines and... | ||
| Just fucking it up. | ||
| Just completely fucking it up. | ||
| I'm gonna guess he did not actually have 500 there. | ||
| He's learned to judge the stacks, as he mentioned earlier. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I mean, sure. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Stacks on stacks on stacks. | ||
| Alex starts off Friday's show. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| By having a new directive about what we need to do about the media. | ||
| The prime directive? | ||
| Yes, it is. | ||
| Non-interference? | ||
| We're set to win. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| We have to decide that we are not going to live under the deception of a term that I thought of this morning, and I'm sure because it's such an obvious term that other people thought of it as well. | ||
| But it just hit me and I tweeted it out. | ||
| Maybe we can pull that tweet up. | ||
| That the official name of MSM shouldn't just be fake news because they can throw that back and forth on new independent media journalists, investigative journalists, just somebody that videotapes something that the government doesn't want seen. | ||
| Wait, something that the government doesn't want seen is fake news? | ||
| Well, they can throw that at them. | ||
| You know, you could accuse that of being fake news. | ||
| Like video of cops killing people or something? | ||
|
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Fake news. | |
| There's no reality anymore. | ||
| We are all living in this fantastical dream world. | ||
| We're so far through the looking glass. | ||
| This is such pure, pure, bald-faced insanity. | ||
| It's one of those things where I've been starting to wrestle with this. | ||
| I don't really know if there's any way home. | ||
| No, there's none. | ||
| I don't think we can click our glass slippers together and wish ourselves back. | ||
| There's no going back. | ||
| Even if, you know, he ends up getting impeached and we try and right the ship, I think the damage is done. | ||
| Oh, no, there's no going back. | ||
| It's too late. | ||
| It's too late. | ||
| All of the rules he broke are forever broken. | ||
| There's a template now for breaking the rules. | ||
| America, it turns out, is nothing. | ||
| It took zero to destroy us. | ||
| He's absolutely illustrated that you can just break rules with impunity and no one's gonna stop you. | ||
|
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No one has his goddamn tax returns! | |
| Yep, you're right. | ||
| Yep, sorry. | ||
| Your yelling is scaring me. | ||
| I know, I'm sorry. | ||
| It's alright. | ||
| We're still, we're still, we're still. | ||
| We're still? | ||
| We're still waiting. | ||
| For the tax returns? | ||
|
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They aren't coming. | |
| The ones that are almost... | ||
| He's already president. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's already president. | ||
| He is. | ||
| He can release them. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| He's already... | ||
| He has an advisor who committed treason. | ||
| Light. | ||
| Who committed light treason. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Who lied to the FBI. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| He can just do it. | ||
| Nobody's going to stop him. | ||
| Now I just want to know how... | ||
| Fucked we are. | ||
| You want to know how deep it goes? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Well, I think that's the reason he can't, is that it's probably like Olympic swimming pool deep. | ||
| Yeah, it's so deep. | ||
| It's high dive deep. | ||
| He actually has a Putin-shaped dildo up his ass all day. | ||
| And that's in the tax returns. | ||
| That's in the tax returns. | ||
| Well, he had to write off the dildo. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, that's a business expense. | ||
| So anyway, here's the term that he came up with, and he's really fucking proud that he came up with it. | ||
| You can throw it on them. | ||
| You've got to have something that ties them, the globalists, the big corporate collaborator media, to the fact that they're the mainstream media and that known term. | ||
| And so it's the fake stream media. | ||
|
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Nailed it. | |
| That's it. | ||
| That's the name. | ||
| I've been searching and searching and searching and searching. | ||
| I agree with him. | ||
| Puns are hard. | ||
| You know, like, sometimes I'll sit around and I'll be like, huh, how do I play with words? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| God, it's hard. | ||
| Fuck, it's hard. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| I like fake news, and I know there's a mainstream media out there. | ||
| Let's go with fake media news stream. | ||
| So close. | ||
| No. | ||
| Let's go with false media. | ||
| Media stream. | ||
| Ooh, too wordy. | ||
| Yeah, too much. | ||
| Let's go with... | ||
| Lies on, lies on, balls on my face. | ||
| No? | ||
| All right. | ||
| Fake stream media it is. | ||
| Yeah, that's so pathetic. | ||
| The idea that he's been looking and looking. | ||
| He was so proud of himself. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Guys. | ||
| He puts on his screen that's behind him the tweet, and he's just like, look at this thing. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Like he won a prize. | ||
| Yeah, or no, like he built a statue. | ||
| Like he's a Greek, he's the new Michelangelo. | ||
| Painting the walls of the Sistine Chapel. | ||
| This term will live on when I'm dead. | ||
| This will be my great work. | ||
| I swear to God it probably will. | ||
| So he has some thoughts about Twitter and how they're censoring Trump and what he sees on Twitter. | ||
| It's all colossal bullshit. | ||
| They're censoring what Trump sees? | ||
| Yeah, I don't know if he explains it fully in here, but what he believes... | ||
| Because you can't. | ||
| Yeah, what he believes is that Twitter is juking their algorithm. | ||
| So whenever you look at a tweet, like if you expand one of his tweets, all of the responses that you see are negative. | ||
| Alex's theory is that Twitter is doing this intentionally so the president feels alone. | ||
| Aww. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Aww, poor Donald Trump. | ||
| It's impossible. | ||
| Also, does he not get that most of the world is pretty much on the side of Hope Trump? | ||
| Dies? | ||
| Well, not hope he dies, but hope this... | ||
| I am totally... | ||
| We're past that. | ||
| We're past that. | ||
| I'm on the hope he dies. | ||
| You and I are on slightly different sides of this because I think that would cause more trouble than it helps. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I don't even know anymore. | ||
| I don't even know anymore. | ||
| You're on burn it down and run away. | ||
| I'm on burn it down. | ||
| I don't even know anymore. | ||
| So there's one possibility, and that is that Twitter is juking their algorithm like this, or the other possibility, which is equally likely in my eyes, maybe more likely, is that there is an upswing in people negatively responding to the bullshit that flies out of his mouth. | ||
| It seems odd. | ||
|
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Possibly. | |
| It seems odd. | ||
| It turns out that when you make up terrorist attacks in Sweden... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| People are like, nah. | ||
| Well, to be fair, when he was talking about that in Sweden, he was talking about a Tucker Carlson piece that ran on Fox News. | ||
| So he wasn't talking about an actual terrorist attack. | ||
| He was talking about a news report that he saw on Fox News the day before about how crimes made by immigrants are on the rise in Sweden. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Much better. | ||
|
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So our president watches TV. | |
| A lot. | ||
|
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All right. | |
| Some people have said up to six hours a day. | ||
| Kill us. | ||
| Anyway, here's the clip. | ||
| Now I'm on let Trump live and just get me out of here. | ||
| Just end this experiment. | ||
| Just kill me. | ||
| Just let it go. | ||
| Again, if you go back just a month ago on my Twitter, all the comments, like 97% were positive. | ||
| You go to YouTube, it'll get like a 96, 97% on average, sometimes 99% upvote. | ||
| Definitely not. | ||
| I've also looked at, you know, they have that Twitter audit that people do? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I think it's about a third of Alex's followers are fake. | ||
| And about a third of Prison Planet. | ||
| That's Paul Joseph Watson's Twitter. | ||
| Right. | ||
| PJ Dubs. | ||
| Those are also fake. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| But I mean, those numbers are a few years old. | ||
| I don't know if it's changed since then. | ||
| But I would assume that the trend is about that. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| You'd think. | ||
| And so, I mean, I think there are a lot of people. | ||
| There's a lot of bots involved. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| In their online presence. | ||
| Yeah, very clearly. | ||
|
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Anyway. | |
| And they're having trouble gaming that because that's just a solid vote. | ||
| But when it comes to Twitter, just like you see with Trump, Paul wrote about it yesterday, the first few hundred are negative. | ||
| They just stack it with an algorithm to say, you're an idiot to shout you down like you're under peer pressure. | ||
| Like, oh my gosh, I'm not getting good feedback now because... | ||
| Zuckerberg's been talking about this and one of his manifestos is out. | ||
| He thinks we're so stupid we won't read it. | ||
| He admits, I'm going to track your private communications. | ||
| I'm going to rip you off. | ||
| I'm going to hurt you. | ||
| He thinks that Zuckerberg legit wants to hurt you. | ||
|
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Through algorithms. | |
| Does he know what an algorithm is? | ||
| What's interesting is that there have been stories that have come out about them selectively experimenting with what you see on your Facebook wall. | ||
| Like, what types of stories you see from your friends, which friends you see, and it is kind of fucked up. | ||
| Social media is kind of fucked up. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| They do do fucked up stuff, but I don't think this is one of them. | ||
|
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No. | |
| Also, I don't like him... | ||
| How would you even begin to write an algorithm that targets negative responses, but only for Trump? | ||
| Right. | ||
| Wouldn't it have to then apply to so many other people? | ||
| I don't know if that is necessarily where the issue is. | ||
| Of course it's not. | ||
| I think that you'd have a difficult time having a robot figure out what is a positive and a negative response. | ||
| That's a really good point. | ||
| Because tone and irony isn't going to be able to be picked up. | ||
| Unless the globalists have invented... | ||
| A robot that can pass the Turing test and also trolls Trump. | ||
| There are two things I want the globalists to get to work on right now. | ||
| An algorithm that can pass the Turing test and also troll Trump. | ||
| I am a human algorithm. | ||
| So fucking stupid. | ||
| I want it to then start tweeting negatively at Trump. | ||
| Oh, that would be amazing. | ||
| You are a bad president. | ||
| Oh my god, it's off the reservation. | ||
|
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The human algorithm has gone rogue. | |
| Trump bot 2.0. | ||
| He says a little bit more about this, and then he gets into one of our favorite things here on the podcast, which is a stupid impression. | ||
| Excellent. | ||
| These people are predators. | ||
| They're super predators. | ||
| So they can't... | ||
| Call out to Bill Clinton. | ||
| Just their disdain. | ||
| You go watch a movie, you know, a comic book movie, and it shows the villain going, I will destroy them. | ||
| Oh, yes. | ||
| That's actually what it's like when you're dealing with megalomaniacs. | ||
| I mean, you're making that voice. | ||
| You grow up as a kid thinking, oh, that's just cartoons, but real villains actually go, oh, I'm going to screw everyone over. | ||
| I'll destroy everyone. | ||
| Everyone will be poor. | ||
| Me, I'll run everything. | ||
| I mean, that's who these people are. | ||
| And we'll have suicide nets around the Apple factories and drug everyone and then just shoot them in the back of the head and throw them in a gutter when we're done and sell everybody's organs and everything. | ||
| I'm in full control. | ||
| He just jerked off, didn't he? | ||
| That's how he comes. | ||
| I got stacks of it here today. | ||
| Just where they're just throwing it in your face. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
|
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But when we come back, I'm going to hit it all. | |
| It is amazing. | ||
| The press conference to end all press conferences, but watch the next one will be even better. | ||
|
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Wow. | |
| He just smoothly walked down and absolutely butchered them and just made a big joke out of the MSM or the fake stream media. | ||
| But just look at that. | ||
| How now everywhere it's to make us feel bad because they don't want us to be verified and realize that we're the majority and the world's waking up and nationalism is taking place so they admit that they're, quote, rolling out massive censorship against nationalists, against populists, and against patriots. | ||
| I mean, this is a true information war. | ||
| He doesn't get to these articles. | ||
| No, of course not. | ||
| Even on that special that we talked about at the beginning, he doesn't really... | ||
| He does not get to articles that lay it all out. | ||
| How many times do you think he says fake stream media in this episode? | ||
| I would say... | ||
| Below 100 or above? | ||
| I would say it's in the 50 range. | ||
| He really hammers it. | ||
| What you're saying is fake stream media is in play. | ||
| It is in play on his end. | ||
| It's like fetch. | ||
| From mean girls. | ||
| So wait, so he's saying that Trump doesn't want them verified. | ||
| Does he mean the blue check mark? | ||
|
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, friend. | |
| Okay, sorry, sorry? | ||
| The globalists don't want nationalists to feel verified in their own opinions. | ||
| I think what he meant is validated. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Yeah, I was going to say, I thought he meant the blue checkmark. | ||
| On Twitter it has a very specific connotation. | ||
| He wants every Pepe the Frogs have a blue checkmark right next to it? | ||
| Why not? | ||
| At this point. | ||
| Like, five of my friends have checkmarks. | ||
| It's so hard not to be nihilist right now. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's like, who gives a shit? | ||
| It's Twitter. | ||
|
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I don't know. | |
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Yeah, and they're losing stock, so maybe we'll be free of them once and for all. | ||
| Maybe we can get a checkmark. | ||
| We've got, like, 40 followers. | ||
| Follow us at knowledge underscore fight dot com. | ||
| The number of listeners we have compared to how many Twitter followers we have is crazy. | ||
| I am 100% fine with it. | ||
| I'm all right with it, too, but we got, like, it's really easy for someone who doesn't like us to attack us. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Like, oh, you dumbasses with 40 followers. | ||
| Yeah, but you should see our downloads. | ||
| They're pretty decent. | ||
| Dude, dude, that's not your defense. | ||
| No, it's not. | ||
| Your defense should be, yeah, and then done. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| It's that easy, yeah. | ||
| You're 100% correct. | ||
| Goodbye. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I think I'm projecting that other people are bullying me maybe a little bit, and that's not healthy. | ||
| That's your victimhood. | ||
| But you know what? | ||
| Who feels it more in his life? | ||
| What, do you want a safe space? | ||
| I got a man lurking on a college campus waiting for you. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| I hope he has pills. | ||
| No, he doesn't. | ||
| None of the good ones. | ||
| But you know who feels more bullied than me? | ||
| Who? | ||
| Fucking Alex Jones. | ||
| How? | ||
| He has a lot of thoughts about how the globalists are a bully cult. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| It's a bullying cult. | ||
| I agreed to let the New York Times come here for a piece because some of my sources say that this business writer is somewhat fair. | ||
| So I said, okay, I'll do an occasional piece. | ||
| We get requests every day, obviously, from the New York Times, you name it. | ||
| He doesn't. | ||
| He doesn't. | ||
| But also, get ready for... | ||
| You know how we have this thread that goes throughout where he tells stories that didn't happen? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is an excellent version of that. | ||
| This story didn't happen. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And when he's done telling it... | ||
| I would really like to explain what I imagine happened. | ||
| Can we verify that this even happened? | ||
| The business... | ||
| No, we can't... | ||
| I can't. | ||
| So the New York Times... | ||
| We've emailed the New York Times for comment, and they have said no comment. | ||
| We are not journalists. | ||
| That is not our job. | ||
| Perhaps better yet... | ||
| No response. | ||
| I don't believe they would email us back. | ||
| Hey guys, fuck off. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, exactly. | ||
| New York Times is like, we don't care. | ||
| How many followers do you guys have? | ||
| 40? | ||
| The answer is no response. | ||
| So yeah, here's some fun fan fiction about this New York Times. | ||
| Almost every day for the New York Times. | ||
|
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Nope. | |
| Hundreds of writers. | ||
| Definitely not. | ||
| And the lady comes, she's a local Austin photographer. | ||
| That's not a writer. | ||
| And she does it for the New York Times, and she's real nice here, about 45 minutes. | ||
| And then she's leaving, and I said, hey, give me your card or your info, and sometime maybe take photos for us. | ||
| She said, oh, for money, right? | ||
| She'd been real nice until that point. | ||
| And I said, well, of course, yeah, we pay people. | ||
| And I was like, oh, are you, oh, because we're Trump supporters, you probably could? | ||
| She goes, yeah, I can't be politically involved or something like that. | ||
| And I said, even when I put your name on it, I said, I'm not begging you to come take photos for us, but, you know. | ||
| Is that you're being bullied? | ||
| You might lose your liberal contracts? | ||
| And she was just basically, without saying yes, kind of nodded her head. | ||
| I just looked at her and it just was a bad feeling that we're in a cult. | ||
| I mean, I think it's possible that the New York Times came. | ||
| It's possible that there was a reporter there. | ||
| That's not a reporter, it was a photographer. | ||
| It's possible that all that is true. | ||
| But I think a more realistic version of what happened was... | ||
| This photographer probably was like, oh, fuck, I gotta go take pictures of Alex Jones. | ||
| And then she shows up and she's like, I don't want to engage. | ||
| And he's like, hey, you should come take some pictures for us. | ||
| And not because the liberal establishment will bully her. | ||
| She's like, I don't want to get involved here. | ||
| You guys are nuts. | ||
| You guys are... | ||
| This can't end well. | ||
| Knowing what we know about him, it was not a, hey, you could take pictures for us. | ||
| It was more like a, hey. | ||
| You know, you could come. | ||
| You're going to take your pictures for us. | ||
| Yeah, I'd like to give you some super female vitality on the house. | ||
| Turn your pussy into a log flume. | ||
| It'll be so wet. | ||
| So wet. | ||
| Don't, don't. | ||
| It'll be like Magic Mountain. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| The visual that you just gave me. | ||
| Well, I'm just trying to imagine how Alex Jones might sexually harass somebody. | ||
| And it has to involve super female vitality. | ||
| Which you can get now at Infowarsstore.com. | ||
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Hey, this toothpaste also functions as lubricant, you guys. | |
| My dad makes it and he fucked my mom. | ||
| I shouldn't be telling you this. | ||
| Listen, it's in the papers. | ||
| I've got to report on it. | ||
| It's in the white papers. | ||
| I should say that actually that toothpaste Super Blue would not work as lube. | ||
| He does make a... | ||
| Yeah, to be 100% fair to Super Blue, it could not be used as lubricant. | ||
| He makes a big deal about how it's thick and substantial. | ||
| It's like, remember back when toothpaste was thick? | ||
| Cool, cool, cool, cool. | ||
| That's gross. | ||
| How do you make toothpaste gross like that? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| That's a skill. | ||
| This photographer thing didn't happen the way he thinks it did. | ||
| Absolutely not. | ||
| And it's so fascinating. | ||
| The paranoia is... | ||
| Everywhere. | ||
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I asked her if she was being bullied, and she didn't say yes, but kind of nodded. | |
| She gave me the liberal media, the fake stream media is bullying me wink. | ||
| Slightly nod if the answer is yes. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Blink your left eye once if yes. | ||
| Blink your right eye twice if no. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, it's absurd. | ||
| It's absurd fan fiction about his own life. | ||
| So, based on that, I would assume that an actual photographer came. | ||
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Right? | |
| Probably. | ||
| That seems the weirder thing to make up. | ||
| If it was a photographer, because he spent all this time talking about writers, how he gets 100 requests a day, and New York Times, and hundreds, you know, that whole thing. | ||
| The fact that it was one photographer lady that showed up, and when she got the assignment, that day must have been such a bummer for her. | ||
| Yeah, but I also think that if he is lying and making it up out of whole cloth, the narrative that I had a writer come and I tried to get him to write stuff for us, that's a harder sell. | ||
| Then a photographer, like, hey, you just want to freelance with us? | ||
| Like, a writer would actually have to care and, like, be on the same page as them. | ||
| A photographer could just be doing, like... | ||
| But in our history of Alex Jones making up things whole cloth, he does not go halfway. | ||
| No. | ||
| That is too believable for him. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| If it were him making it up whole cloth, it would literally be Woodward and Bernstein. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Knocking down his door, going... | ||
| We can't wait to write for InfoWars, but we're a little bit afraid because of the globalists. | ||
| He keeps talking about how much Seymour Hersh loves him. | ||
| To this next clip, he tells a story. | ||
| So does Emile Hersh, Judd Hersh, all the Hershes. | ||
| All the Hersh clan. | ||
| And why not all the Baldwins? | ||
| Even the one who's not related. | ||
| The one who's in DC camp. | ||
| Adam Baldwin. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| The one from Firefly. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So this next clip, he tries to make a point using a law that never existed, and then he conflates reality with a movie and does another fucking wild impression. | ||
| I love his impression. | ||
| And Trump goes out in his press conference, the second one, and just goes, look, got the coal miners here, and we're going to do this, and the media all spins it. | ||
| Trump signs Bill undoing Obama coal mining rule, and then the media spins it to allow them to dump toxic waste in rivers. | ||
| That's completely illegal. | ||
| They have big contained slurry pools that they put it into. | ||
| And then every once in a while one of them breaks. | ||
| That's what happens with industry and life on this planet. | ||
| But they're trying to say any water runoff period is illegal, making it impossible. | ||
| Remember like six years ago Obama wanted to ban dust in farming? | ||
| Any dust was like $3,000 fines and the next one was $20,000 and it just went up. | ||
| So I looked into that. | ||
| Any dust? | ||
| The idea that Obama wanted to ban dust. | ||
| You would have to define dust really well if you wanted to successfully ban it. | ||
| This is an article from 2011. | ||
| Earlier this year, Republicans found what they saw as an ideal talking point to illustrate a federal bureaucracy gone batty. | ||
| The Environmental Protection Agency, they warned, was trying to regulate something only God could control: the dust in the wind. | ||
| "Now here comes my favorite part of the crazy regulatory acts. | ||
| The EPA is now proposing rules to regulate dust," Representative John Carter of Texas said on the House floor. | ||
| "He said Texas is full of dusty roads. | ||
| The EPA is now saying you can be fined for driving home every night in your garage." If you are a representative from Texas, you're automatically an idiot. | ||
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Well... | |
| I have yet... | ||
| I have yet to hear a single... | ||
| Wasn't Kinky Friedman in the house for a little while? | ||
| He kept running for mayor, I think. | ||
| Anyway, there was just one flaw in this argument. | ||
| It was not true. | ||
| That is a big flaw, though. | ||
| The EPA's new dust rule did not exist, and it never did. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Do you remember when this thing that didn't happen happened? | ||
| I hated it. | ||
| I hated it. | ||
| Still, the specter of this rule has spurred three bills to prevent it, one of which was approved Thursday by a House subcommittee. | ||
| It sparked a late-night battle on the Senate floor. | ||
| GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain cited it in a debate as a reason to eliminate the EPA. | ||
| The hubbub over this phantom rule, surely one of the most controversial regulations that never was, involved a slow-moving federal agency and a Republican Party with the EPA in its crosshairs. | ||
| It never existed. | ||
| If that weren't so completely and utterly evil, the fact that they still get away with shit like that is truly amazing. | ||
| I mean, you read the old... | ||
| The first thing that came to mind was reading The Art of War. | ||
| And at no point in The Art of War was he just like, Hey man, make shit up. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Fucking, you'll probably win. | ||
| There's probably an army. | ||
| Who fucking gives a shit? | ||
| Ah! | ||
| Like, there's no way Sun Tzu could have figured out that you could just pretend and win. | ||
| Yeah, and especially if you repeat the pretend thing over and over again. | ||
| People just start to accept it as short. | ||
| Yeah, they just start to believe it. | ||
| Much like how Alex constantly says that the Chinese are trying to buy Hollywood. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's based on a lie, but he keeps repeating it to the point where people get used to hearing it, and they're like, oh, I remember him talking about that. | ||
| And it's a talking point. | ||
| But he never proved it. | ||
| What's my source? | ||
| My source was that I heard it a bunch. | ||
| But that's even what he sources on... | ||
| Is himself saying it. | ||
| Repeatedly. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So actually, one of the things I think I'm going to do is take his talking points, and on our Tumblr... | ||
| Every now and again, I'm just going to thoroughly break down why it's bullshit. | ||
| So then, in the future, when it comes up on episodes, I can be like, you can go to our Tumblr and read an exhaustive breakdown about why the Chinese aren't trying to buy Hollywood. | ||
| So what you're saying is we are going to reference ourselves for the truth? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Fight fire with fire, baby! | ||
| We're going to cite our own sources, and our sources are us telling him he's full of shit. | ||
| But the issue is, and the difference will be, that I will link to an incredible amount of... | ||
| Primary resources. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Well, here's my advice to you. | ||
| Link to headlines. | ||
| That's not a bad idea. | ||
| Just like you have those Twitter where they take a screenshot of their notes. | ||
| Just put a bunch of links to us just transcripting saying, like, not true. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Jordan Holmes was quoted as saying, this is not true. | ||
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Jordan Holmes was quoted as saying, as a... | |
| And that's our response. | ||
| So back to the EPA thing, just to make this even worse. | ||
| Right. | ||
| To actually change the rules for dust on farms, the EPA would have to formally propose a new rule. | ||
| And as of March, EPA Administrator Lisa P. Jackson said she was not likely to do that. | ||
| Quote, we have no plans to do so, Jackson said. | ||
| That's just what the globalist wants you to think. | ||
| Yep. | ||
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Yep. | |
| But just think for two seconds. | ||
| Think for two seconds. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Just two seconds. | ||
| What? | ||
| Is dust. | ||
| Uh, dirt. | ||
| It's all kinds of shit. | ||
| How? | ||
| Dead skin. | ||
| How could you possibly outlaw dust without... | ||
| Turning it into, like, everything is just a purely clean zone. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Everybody's covered in latex with fucking chemical baths all the time. | ||
| We'd all have to live in bubbles. | ||
| You can't outlaw dust. | ||
| Even if you wanted to. | ||
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Nope. | |
| Even if your dream was this OCD, and that's not to be... | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| Actually, no, fuck it. | ||
| It's this OCD meth-addled dream of it's finally time to outlaw dust. | ||
| Finally. | ||
| No one would... | ||
| Ever consider doing that. | ||
| Or trying to regulate it super harshly. | ||
| I mean, even take away the outlaw part. | ||
| Everyone understands that dirt and dust exist. | ||
| And maybe they're not the best. | ||
| Maybe it is an indication of lack of cleanliness. | ||
| But there's not really anything you can do about it. | ||
| It's in the outside. | ||
|
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It is. | |
| In the desert. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| You're gonna get dust. | ||
| So Alex, in order to make his point about regulatory stuff gone wild, and in order to reinforce his point that what they're doing with coal mining shit isn't... | ||
| Polluting rivers and stuff like that, which it is. | ||
| Which they are. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| All the time. | ||
| And that was the rule that they just got rid of. | ||
| The only rule that you... | ||
| There can be no way you're against it. | ||
| There can be no human being who's like, you know what? | ||
| I hate that rule that keeps coal miners... | ||
| From throwing shit into our drinking water. | ||
| How can these people be so terrified of fluoride in their drinking water and yet love fucking coal? | ||
| Coal makes me warm. | ||
| Coal makes me drink good. | ||
| What? | ||
| Well, there's a couple things. | ||
| One, if you believe this bullshit about regulatory shit gone wild, then you might assume that this dumping shit into a river... | ||
| Regulation is the same thing. | ||
| It's just like that long dust. | ||
| Those were my favorite commercials at around one of the morning. | ||
| Regulatory shit gone wild. | ||
| Regulatory girls gone wild. | ||
| Just pantsuits and titties. | ||
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So... | |
| That would have gotten Hillary elected. | ||
| That slogan, pantsuits and titties, I would have voted for her twice. | ||
| Maybe not. | ||
| Who gives a shit? | ||
| I'm in. | ||
| Why not? | ||
| We're voting for clowns now. | ||
| Fucking pantsuits and titties, I'm in. | ||
| So the other thing is that if you believe, like Alex does, that clean coal exists, then you would think, ah, it's all much ado about nothing. | ||
| Because he legitimately believes that there's clean enough coal that it's all it does when you use it is it puts out water vapor. | ||
| And that's not true. | ||
| That's not possible. | ||
| It's not possible and it's not true. | ||
| Just carbon dioxide and water vapor. | ||
| From a chemical standpoint, that's not a thing you can do. | ||
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No. | |
| Clean coal, I'd love to get into it at some point, but it's not real in the way that people presenting it say it is. | ||
| It is such a brilliant strategy. | ||
| There's cleaner coal. | ||
| It is a brilliant strategy to make a thing up. | ||
| That we have to respond to. | ||
| Because then you can get away with fucking anything. | ||
| If you're just making up like, hey, they're trying to outlaw dust. | ||
| Now I have to be like, no. | ||
| And that legitimizes that as just me saying, come on. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| Do you remember the book The Phantom Tollbooth? | ||
| I do. | ||
| When Milo was trying to... | ||
| Ooh, Milo. | ||
| When he was trying to get to rhyme and reason and free them from captivity. | ||
| Right. | ||
| One of the monsters that he ran into on the way was the terrible Tribium. | ||
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Yes! | |
| And what he would do is like, he's like, alright, take that big pile of sand and put it over there one kernel at a time, one little piece of sand. | ||
| His basic thing was just like creating tasks for Milo to do that wasted his time that seemed like there was a point. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's kind of what Alex Jones does. | ||
| It's pretty good. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's a brilliant strategy. | ||
| So here we are chasing grains of sand. | ||
| Bog us down with lies. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So anyway, let's get further into this clip because we got a ways to go and we're almost at an hour. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| And then they said, we're banning child labor. | ||
| You can't take the trash out if you work on a farm. | ||
| Or you can't have somebody under the age of 16 go take eggs from the chickens. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| So not true. | ||
| Trying to further kill them. | ||
| And so the media's like, oh, Trump signed a thing where they can dump toxic waste in the water. | ||
| Oh, like the EPA didn't get in trouble? | ||
| Cyanide? | ||
| What? | ||
| From a big gold mine they basically ordered changes to and then it broke the dam. | ||
| Just like the Deepwater Horizon, BP just said, stop putting concrete in. | ||
| The executives believe water's needed. | ||
| And they go, sir, in 150 years of oil exploration, nobody's ever done that. | ||
| And the equations show it will blow up. | ||
| They said, shut up, you Texans and Louisianans. | ||
| You don't know nothing. | ||
| You'll see that movie. | ||
| It's absolutely word for word what was in the federal transcripts in the federal trough. | ||
| Now, he doesn't cite the actual transcripts, but what he does here now is performs a scene from the movie. | ||
| Does he play Mark Wahlberg? | ||
| No, he plays Kurt Russell. | ||
| He'd be a way better Mark Wahlberg. | ||
| To show that he's a policy wonk, instead of getting into the weeds about the actual details, he does a scene from the movie. | ||
| Enjoy this. | ||
| It's great. | ||
| It's amazingly accurate. | ||
| Great movie. | ||
| Kurt Russell. | ||
| And they're like, sure, it will blow up. | ||
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This is a $379 billion company. | |
| Wow. | ||
| And our British owners told us to do it. | ||
| It's going to be fine. | ||
| We're going to get billions more. | ||
| What? | ||
| It's going to blow up. | ||
| No, it's not. | ||
| Hey, McCain, you keep trying to have a war with Russia, you can end the planet. | ||
| Don't matter. | ||
| I'm going to do whatever I want. | ||
| Whose voice is that now? | ||
| That's McCain. | ||
| Spirit of just craziness. | ||
| And that's what we're dealing with. | ||
| So, it's just, how do I cover, today I've got like, let's not exaggerate, 300 articles or more. | ||
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Still doesn't. | |
| And another stack on my desk of a couple hundred. | ||
| I mean, it's just, I could just talk for hours about this. | ||
| What is this? | ||
| All of the articles. | ||
| No, but he could talk for hours about this, and he's referring to an impression of Kurt Russell? | ||
| It was a great impression of Kurt Russell. | ||
| I assume that's the one from Escape from L.A.? | ||
| That was Kurt Russell as Snake Plissken? | ||
| I could talk for hours about this, and in the two minutes that we listened to of it, what he talked about was a federal regulation that never existed about regulating dust. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| A regulation about child labor that he's completely misinterpreting. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Saying you can't have your family members work on a farm. | ||
| That's exactly what they were trying to outlaw. | ||
| Yeah, totally. | ||
| It's definitely not a straw man argument. | ||
| Not at all. | ||
| It is a 100% real thing. | ||
| So could you imagine him talking for hours if in the time he allotted he just lied twice in order to justify the idea that regulations are crazy and that it's cool to pollute rivers? | ||
| Yeah, because he can lie so many more times. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| He can lie all the time. | ||
| If you just make up regulations, you can just do that forever. | ||
| In that Kurt Russell voice? | ||
| They're a billion dollar company. | ||
| I'm in a billion dollar company. | ||
| That was a Brooklyn queen from the 70s, wasn't it? | ||
| It was Mary Faye. | ||
| It was weird. | ||
| What are we doing? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| How can you be against a company? | ||
| They're putting shit in your drinking water. | ||
| You can't be for that. | ||
| No, you can't. | ||
| Even he's against it when he was like, hey, I think it's bad that they put arsenic in the water. | ||
| And it's like, hey, it's probably bad that they put fucking poisons in the water. | ||
| It's toxic waste. | ||
| It's toxic waste. | ||
| It's all bad. | ||
| It's toxic waste. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But you know what? | ||
| Most of the time when you complain about things that business wants to do or the nationalists want to do or what the conservatives want to do, when you complain about that stuff, all you're doing is virtue signaling. | ||
| I don't know what that means. | ||
| It's this idea. | ||
| Paul Joseph Watson talks about it all the time. | ||
| It's this idea that when you post something about Black Lives Matter or post something about reproductive rights and stuff like that on Facebook or on Twitter or even when you go and protest, you don't really care about the issue you're talking about. | ||
| All it is is you are trying to perform for your liberal friends and show that you're one of them. | ||
| So you're signaling your virtues through posts you're making and behaviors. | ||
| You know, I don't entirely disagree with that. | ||
| Well, on one level, you are expressing your virtues. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You're standing up for things that fall within your principles. | ||
| I mean, yeah, but are you? | ||
| Just posting something on Twitter is not really standing up for your... | ||
| Well, there's a lot of people who maybe do it a little bit shitty, certainly. | ||
| But there's a lot of people who just clunkily express their opinions, period. | ||
| It doesn't matter what it's about. | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| Anyway, Alex has some thoughts about virtue signaling and he wants you to know that you're a piece of shit. | ||
| I mean, you think about how wicked the left is because they've got all the deals with China. | ||
| That's exactly... | ||
| And it's okay because, again, they'll have a beard or different colored socks or, you know... | ||
| Virtue signal and talk about how they fund Black Lives Matter to go around cop killing or whatever. | ||
| And then they're like the most horrible, greedy people trying to steal land from Hawaiian tribes just because they want it or running suicide factories. | ||
| I mean, you cannot make it up how sickeningly horrible they are. | ||
| The thing about stealing... | ||
| You can't. | ||
| Actually, wait. | ||
| You can. | ||
| He just did. | ||
| He just did. | ||
| The thing about stealing... | ||
| It's super easy to make it up. | ||
| The thing about stealing land from Hawaiians... | ||
| Yeah, where did that come from? | ||
| That's about Mark Zuckerberg trying to build a house in Hawaii. | ||
| I mean, yeah, I'm probably against that. | ||
| But again, I'm against any billionaire allowed to go out and do anything. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But as someone who grew up in Hawaii... | ||
| They should be locked in small little boxes under the ground. | ||
| I hate to keep trying to get back to this point, but... | ||
| I grew up for a bit in Hawaii. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And as someone who celebrated King Kamehameha Day with the native population. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Also known as Dragon Ball Z Day. | ||
| If you want to make the argument about stealing land from Hawaiians, there's a lot more you're gonna have to do. | ||
| I can't imagine any American history that would involve that. | ||
| There's a whole lot you gotta unpack. | ||
| Pretty sure that it's always been American. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Pretty sure that Native Americans, but not... | ||
| The native ones, the American Americans, grew up there. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Landed on Plymouth Rock and then Oahu. | ||
| I didn't land on Oahu. | ||
| Oahu landed on me. | ||
| Did Oahu land on you? | ||
| Yeah, I guess. | ||
| It's really heavy. | ||
| There's a lot of volcanic activity. | ||
| You don't want to fuck around with Oahu. | ||
| It's a gorgeous place, but the native populations there have consistently been making claims about how it's bullshit. | ||
| It is. | ||
| That we stole all their land. | ||
| They're right. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| So if you want to talk about Mark Zuckerberg coming in and making a house, great. | ||
| Bad. | ||
| I'll listen to that. | ||
| Bad. | ||
| But if you don't care about the other parts of it, then you're just capitalizing on someone you don't like, and you're a total hypocrite. | ||
| I can't imagine anybody that we talk about being a complete and utter giant hypocrite. | ||
| No, certainly not everyone we talk about. | ||
| I can't think of any, perhaps... | ||
| A House Justice Committee leader named Chaffetz being a complete and utter fucking hypocrite. | ||
| Or a dentured Batman. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| Lurking in the shadows. | ||
| Let's get through this. | ||
| You read their own white papers. | ||
| I've got articles today about Zuckerberg. | ||
| Again, the guy that says his users are dumb effers. | ||
| How he's going to censor everybody and get your private data and use it. | ||
| It's just... | ||
| He already has your private data. | ||
| It's Legion of Doom. | ||
| Arrogant, crazy, power-mad maniacs. | ||
| But Trump just absolutely devastated. | ||
| Devastated. | ||
| Yesterday. | ||
| And they just don't know what to do. | ||
| The confidence. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| He's up there and he says, nobody's getting hurt. | ||
| America is just going to... | ||
| He makes it about coal miners' jobs and a way of life. | ||
| Sure, it's about making the people that work hard... | ||
| Being the superheroes, not just somebody that dribbles a basketball or, you know, sings music. | ||
| Definitely not racist there. | ||
| It's about people and an economy based on people and a world based for people, not the post-industrial technocracy where I have an inch-thick stack, probably 30 articles today or more, where they're all saying the end of humans is here, you will submit. | ||
| You will merge with machines. | ||
| It's all over. | ||
| We're already spying on everything you do. | ||
| We totally control you. | ||
| It's all over. | ||
| We're going to censor you. | ||
| Remember just a few years ago, I was crazy saying all this was going to happen, and now everything's happening exactly like I said, because, drumroll, I was reading their white papers. | ||
| Which white papers was he reading? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| He has a huge stack, though, of like 30 articles. | ||
| He's obsessed with numbers of articles. | ||
| He has no idea how many. | ||
| He's really good at judging stacks. | ||
| Bro, bro, bro. | ||
| There's 500 total, and then there's 30 that are about transhumanism, I guess. | ||
| I'm guessing that's what he's trying to say. | ||
| Whatever the case is, both numbers are off. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| So that also is about the extent to which he covers the press conference at this point. | ||
| He does end up getting to a little bit of it later, but at this point he's like, we had that press conference and it was on Thursday and I was really, really waiting for him to go off on it. | ||
| Like really waiting for him to be like, yeah! | ||
| You know, specific instances of, like, you told them. | ||
| Yeah, you got him. | ||
| He stuck it to the Congressional Black Caucus. | ||
| You know, like, all this stuff. | ||
| Like, I was expecting that to happen, and it really wasn't. | ||
| He didn't respond to much. | ||
| He was really boring on the subject. | ||
| It really disappointed me that he didn't get into a ton of that. | ||
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How? | |
| Okay. | ||
| Let's get into... | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Do you think it's because there is, even for him... | ||
| Nothing really defensible about that. | ||
| Well, I think he realized that talking about so many of the things that came up in that press conference and so many of Trump's behaviors, it would kind of put him behind the eight ball. | ||
| I think that he realized that a lot of this is going to be too difficult for me to defend. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So at the end, our last clip that we're going to play today is when he finally gets to actually talking about the press conference. | ||
| Teasing. | ||
| You'll see how little he engages with the source material. | ||
| What is there? | ||
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You'll see. | |
| You'll see. | ||
| You know what's fascinating about that is that I was really looking forward to this because I wanted to see... | ||
| Because there's so many people who would definitely defend whatever nonsense that he said at that press conference. | ||
| They're already all in. | ||
| So they're going to believe whatever it is they want to believe. | ||
| If you have any sense of critical thought about you, you watch that. | ||
| Even if you voted for Trump and went... | ||
| What the fuck is happening right now? | ||
| That dude's crazy. | ||
| I can't imagine any of my people in the red state of Missouri, all my old peoples who might have voted for Trump, any of them watching that and not saying, boy howdy! | ||
| That boy is off his rocker. | ||
| Yeah, right? | ||
| That was crazy. | ||
| That was legit crazy. | ||
| So I want to know how you could possibly defend it. | ||
| And that's the thing. | ||
| Alex can't. | ||
| And you're exactly right there. | ||
| And that's why I was really hoping that he would have something. | ||
| That's what I was looking forward to. | ||
| The conservative websites and shit that my dad reads where I kept going through them and they were all like, Trump really sticks it to him. | ||
| And they quote, Zero. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| Zero from what he said. | ||
| They just give you a rundown of like, he said the press was bad. | ||
| They didn't go through anything that he actually said. | ||
| Here is a possible argument that Alex might want to make. | ||
| Please. | ||
| And that is that... | ||
| Let's speculate wildly. | ||
| Look, Trump may appear to be crazy. | ||
| But it only appears crazy because he may or may not have superpowers. | ||
| And that brings us... | ||
| That brings us to our next clip. | ||
| Goddammit, your transition skills are incredible. | ||
| The President of the United States is being filtered and blocked on Twitter with the comments and the feedback. | ||
| They don't want the American people being able to send a tweet and it pops up where he's in live time. | ||
| Donald Trump sits there. | ||
| Let me get by the big secret. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I'm not going to give a secret. | ||
| I'm not because... | ||
| Well, the media already knows this. | ||
| So I might as well tell people. | ||
| What? | ||
| Just to tell you how wild this guy is and how real he is. | ||
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Okay. | |
| He likes to talk to average people so much, he sits at the switchboard until two in the morning while he's reading things and randomly sits there and picks up the phone and talks to people. | ||
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What? | |
| He's like an idiot savant workhorse magic toad. | ||
| Is that a compliment? | ||
| The toad part at the end wasn't. | ||
| Is there any part of that was a compliment? | ||
| What's great about that is, first of all... | ||
| So he's an idiot savant, which harkens back to he has autism. | ||
| He's on the spectrum. | ||
| All right. | ||
| So that's... | ||
| I mean, I guess... | ||
| Nope. | ||
| I can't think of any... | ||
| Because I'm sure... | ||
| Okay. | ||
| All right. | ||
| We got that. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Magic. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| That's not great. | ||
| Toad? | ||
| It's nice that he's magic. | ||
| What about Toad? | ||
| Toad, the wet sprocket. | ||
| I think that's what he's referencing. | ||
| Or a very heroic character in Mario. | ||
| Yes, absolutely. | ||
| Toad and the very gay series where the Toad and the rabbit or whatever. | ||
| I do not know that. | ||
| That's not important. | ||
| It's definitely the incorrect reference. | ||
| So, also... | ||
| Mr. Toad and... | ||
| Oh, Wind in the Willows? | ||
| Wind in the Willows. | ||
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There we are. | |
| Mr. Toad gets drunk and goes to hell? | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Crashes his car drunk and goes to hell? | ||
| That is Trump. | ||
| That is Trump. | ||
| You're totally wrong if you think that book didn't traumatize me as a child. | ||
| Why is Mr. Toad in hell? | ||
| What is going on here? | ||
| This isn't for kids. | ||
| Anyway, we haven't even gotten to the superpower part yet. | ||
| How can it be? | ||
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He just went through all of the... | |
| Trump sits there while he's reading drugs. | ||
| Which is not good! | ||
| No, he should go to bed. | ||
| He's 70. He should not be... | ||
| He just... | ||
| Okay, so he's sitting by the switchboard, which... | ||
| Why is there a switchboard? | ||
| Are we talking about a 1960 switchboard where there's like 16 women with all these little headphone jacks in there? | ||
| It's an operator. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| All right. | ||
| So he's at the switchboard, just talking to regular people. | ||
| So are people calling the White House and he's like... | ||
| At two in the morning. | ||
| This one sounds good. | ||
| You up? | ||
| Hey, Donald, you up? | ||
| Like, also, it's clear that if a 70-year-old man is up till two in the morning, then wakes up and does his job, he's got to be on some sort of amphetamines. | ||
| Like, that can't... | ||
| Just, like, your body does not allow for that. | ||
| His body does. | ||
| He's a magic toad. | ||
| Also, he's up till two reading InfoWars and Drudge and taking phone calls from weirdos. | ||
| If there's anything I know about Spider-Man, it's that when you are scientifically engineered with an animal, it gives you superpowers. | ||
| And as we all know, one of the powers of a toad is the ability to stay up until two. | ||
| And wake up early in the morning. | ||
| I think it's more likely that his superpower is that he secretes hallucinogens. | ||
| And that's why everyone keeps trying to lick him. | ||
| That explains his appearance on Jimmy Fallon. | ||
| That's for goddamn sure. | ||
| Also, do you think that it's possible that Spider-Man was that photographer who showed up at InfoWars? | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
| So we got Batman. | ||
| We got Spider-Man. | ||
| I know Peter Parker. | ||
| What is not involved here? | ||
| Peter Parker is based out of New York, but there's no evidence he doesn't freelance. | ||
| Well, yeah, but if the new... | ||
| No, he's absolutely a freelancer for J. Jonah Jameson, and he's freelancing for the New York Times, and the New York Times sent him on this... | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| ...this freelance mission, but in the meantime... | ||
| He was turned into Spider-Gwen, which is a new thing. | ||
| There is a Spider-Girl. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And that's as logical as the story he fucking told us. | ||
| So now we have DC and Marvel in the mix. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And... | ||
| Crossover event. | ||
| Fuck you, Mr. Mixelplix, or whatever. | ||
| Mixelpixie stick. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| We have a new hero to enter the pantheon. | ||
| Here is Donald Trump's superpower. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Let's get this break. | ||
| Yeah, skip it. | ||
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And I'm going to just stop right there. | |
| And he also sits there and knows phone numbers and basically can memorize a bunch of numbers. | ||
| He just sits there and sees numbers he knows on the switchboard and then picks it up. | ||
| I don't like that. | ||
| That is so cool. | ||
| And the New York Times people are like, oh, you know about that? | ||
| Well, don't tell people. | ||
| We won't be able to call. | ||
| The hell with you. | ||
| This is incredible. | ||
| What a lame superpower. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| First of all, I hate to say this because it sounds like I'm judging. | ||
| But let's not talk over the clips as much because I'm getting this weird feedback. | ||
|
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Gotcha. | |
| I apologize. | ||
| I'm trying. | ||
| I'm trying. | ||
| It's hard not to respond. | ||
| I'm trying. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I'm trying. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| He's saying some grade-A nonsense. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So he sits in front of the board. | ||
| He sees the numbers come up. | ||
| He memorizes numbers. | ||
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Right. | |
| He has an amazing superpower for memorizing numbers. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| He has an edidic memory or whatever. | ||
| He knows phone numbers, which is amazing to... | ||
| It's really cool. | ||
| Is it amazing to... | ||
| Who is impressed by somebody knowing phone numbers? | ||
| Alex. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| He just said it. | ||
| It's so cool. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| That is fair. | ||
| But also, as I was listening to this, I texted you. | ||
| Yes, I recall this. | ||
| I texted you like, I don't think Alex Jones knows what caller ID is. | ||
| Like, I really don't think he understands that modern phones have a name that comes up with a phone number. | ||
| I didn't even connect that because, again, I'm living in the 60s. | ||
| He's in front of a switchboard. | ||
| Okay, that's right, with the actual plugs. | ||
| He's in the switchboard pool. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| All right. | ||
| People are, like, using the first two numbers as letters. | ||
| He's got audio jacks. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| It's easy to remember phone numbers when people are calling the number 142. | ||
| This is way back whenever there were only eight numbers. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Okay, but the New York Times is mad? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Why are they mad again? | ||
| Because they know that they can call him late at night and he'll answer, and if everyone else knows, it's going to clog up the line. | ||
| The media is going to be pissed because they can't call Trump late at night, which is not happening. | ||
|
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I don't know. | |
| That is such insanity. | ||
| It is. | ||
| On all sides. | ||
| On all sides. | ||
| There's no way to get in there without going through a Kafkaesque nightmare of crazy. | ||
| Jordan, here's how I would describe it. | ||
| If it's true, it's crazy? | ||
| If it's not true, it's still crazy. | ||
| If even a part of it is true, it's crazy. | ||
| If Trump is sitting in front of a phone at two in the morning, that's crazy. | ||
| Any aspect of any of that, being even the slightest bit true, is terrifying. | ||
| I think the reality piece of this is possibly that he calls Trump late at night. | ||
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I think that might be the only part of it that's real. | |
| It's like, I call Trump late at night, you know? | ||
| He always knows it's me calling. | ||
| How does he know? | ||
| In that press conference that Trump did, he also was complaining that the media never calls him. | ||
| So it's in direct refutation of what Alex is saying. | ||
| He's a 14-year-old child. | ||
| It's the most insane fucking thing. | ||
| So Alex Jones has an iPhone. | ||
| We've established that he's had his phone on set before. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Is it an iPhone? | ||
| It's a smartphone. | ||
| It's a smartphone, right? | ||
| Now, based on what he just told us, Does he know how to add contacts? | ||
| Well, I mean, based on when he got that call, it was from a number he didn't recognize. | ||
|
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Exactly. | |
| So, maybe not. | ||
| So, he is amazed by this, by Trump being able to recognize names just before he answers. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because he doesn't know how to put a name in the contacts list. | ||
| It's possible. | ||
| I think that Trump doesn't, like, I don't think that Trump would give Alex his cell phone number. | ||
|
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Oh, God. | |
| I bet. | ||
| That would be a wacky neighbor sitcom I would watch all the time. | ||
| If fucking Kramer was actually Alex Jones. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Just calling Trump all the time. | ||
| He's like, I'm trying to president here. | ||
| Nobody write this. | ||
| Nobody write this. | ||
| This is a knowledge fight intellectual property situation. | ||
| We got to write this. | ||
| No, you know what would be even better? | ||
| Make it like Home Improvement, where Alex Jones is Wilson. | ||
| Screaming from the other side of the fence. | ||
| That would be perfect. | ||
| That would be perfect. | ||
| If it was just, instead of running a TV show about Home Improvement stuff, he's the president. | ||
| And instead of Wilson giving out good advice, he yells about the globalists. | ||
| There's a fence outside the White House. | ||
| Wilson, I just had a real rough fight with my wife. | ||
| It's because of George Soros! | ||
| The globalists are killing you with George Soros! | ||
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Your wife was funded by George Soros. | |
| You know what? | ||
| That was just the advice I needed to move on and grow as a person. | ||
| Alright, I gotta get on air. | ||
| Don't steal that either. | ||
| Yeah, that's the SNL skit we're never going to write. | ||
| If only Mad TV was still around. | ||
| Oh god, that would be... | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| We would already have a five-year deal with Mad TV. | ||
| This next clip, he gets back to the New York Times photographer narrative and says some more bullshit. | ||
| And then, I don't remember exactly what this is about, but I've labeled it as a really bad example of a slippery slope. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| That's why Trump now doesn't even care. | ||
| It's beyond confidence. | ||
| He doesn't care what they do, what they say. | ||
| He realizes they're a bunch of bullied slaves. | ||
| And he's just out there to show them they're bullied slaves and to show everybody else it's okay to stand up, it's okay to speak out, it's okay to be informed, it's okay to be who you are. | ||
| I said to this photographer, she said, well, I like jobs, but I just, you know, I can't. | ||
| You'd lose all your big liberal contracts if you worked with Alex Jones. | ||
| In a free country, you're not allowed to ever work with anybody who's not the big corporate liberal-approved Soviet BS, or you're out of a job. | ||
| Well, with that attitude, next you're sent to a gulag, or you're at a Foxconn slave factory in China. | ||
| There was the bad slippery slope. | ||
| No, that makes perfect sense. | ||
| No, it doesn't. | ||
| Yeah, no, one-to-one. | ||
| No, absolutely not. | ||
| Yeah, immediate, one-to-one. | ||
| But also, I mean, he's just saying another conversation that didn't happen. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But anyway, this clip's not done. | ||
| Also, he's showing us it's okay to be who you are. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So long as you are not Muslim, trans, Latin. | ||
| It's okay to be who you are. | ||
| If you are white, you can stay here and be who you are. | ||
| Right. | ||
| If you are anything else... | ||
| Be who you are somewhere else. | ||
| That should be Trump's slogan from now on. | ||
| Be who you are somewhere else. | ||
| Well, I mean, it comes down to that sort of mentality that people who believe it don't think is racist, but is super racist. | ||
| That is like, Europe for the Europeans, Africa for the Africans. | ||
| Like, that sort of thing. | ||
| It is super racist, but everyone who believes it thinks, why should there not be more of me at my homeland? | ||
| Why should mixing? | ||
| Why? | ||
| Because so many reasons. | ||
| So many reasons. | ||
| So this photographer didn't say the things... | ||
| I can pretty confidently say this. | ||
| She didn't say the things that he thinks she said. | ||
| He interpreted their interaction very wrongly. | ||
| And she definitely would not want to work for InfoWars at all. | ||
| But if she did... | ||
| In Alex Jones' nightmare scenario where she's being bullied into not accepting this freelance work that she desperately needs. | ||
| Which she doesn't. | ||
| That still doesn't lead to gulags in a year. | ||
| It doesn't lead to gulags ever. | ||
| Alright, whatever. | ||
| I've seen a lot of freelance journalists wind up in gulags. | ||
| Speaking of gulags, Vladimir Putin is a Solzhenitsyn fan. | ||
| See how that works? | ||
| There's only a few more steps down now, and they're saying, we want to start arresting the alt-right. | ||
| We want to kill Donald Trump. | ||
| We want to blow up the White House. | ||
| We want to do all this. | ||
| And they have CIA guys. | ||
| I told you, as soon as you hear that on the TV going, he's a domestic enemy. | ||
| He was talking about Evan McMullin went on MSNBC. | ||
| Isn't he a senator from Utah? | ||
| Yeah, but he also was ex-CIA or whatever. | ||
| He used to work in intelligence stuff. | ||
| Okay, well that's definitely not good. | ||
| All of the things that he is do not make me happy. | ||
| Not great, but he was on TV and he implied that were a president to be compromised or working with enemy countries, they would be then a domestic enemy of our country. | ||
| Like he is. | ||
| The way that Evan McMullin said it wasn't great, but it's way more nuanced than what Alex was talking about. | ||
| Do you mean the way he said it? | ||
| The way he said truth wasn't great. | ||
| He said all the things that are true. | ||
| But then he's talking about people wanting to blow up the White House. | ||
| He's talking specifically about Madonna. | ||
| No, the White House is really nice. | ||
| You don't need to blow it up. | ||
| He's talking about Madonna's speech where she said, I sometimes think about blowing up the White House, but I don't want to do that. | ||
| He conveniently cuts off the last part of that clip. | ||
| Even before Trump was elected. | ||
| I mean, sometimes I would think about blowing up the White House just because that sounds like a badass move, right? | ||
| I think of weird stuff. | ||
| You know who else thinks about blowing up the White House? | ||
| Roland Emmerich. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I think also, I think, I'm not entirely sure. | ||
| Did you find out whether or not Olympus has fallen? | ||
| I'm not entirely sure about this, but I think the White House might get blown up in that American movie that Alex Jones is in. | ||
| Do you know where else it got blown up? | ||
| A thousand movies. | ||
| Independence Day. | ||
| That's Roland Emmerich. | ||
| That's what I'm talking about. | ||
| How often does he blow up the White House? | ||
| So often. | ||
| So often? | ||
| He's an enemy of the state. | ||
| He's an enemy of the republic, as Alex Jones likes to say. | ||
| Anyway, let's finish this up. | ||
| An enemy of the republic. | ||
| So he's basically just like Evan McMullin being on CNN is the intelligence community talking about how Trump is an enemy. | ||
| Blowing up the White House is about Madonna. | ||
| The idea... | ||
| That people want to kill Trump, I'm guessing is based on tweets he's seen or something like that. | ||
| And also maybe some shit that I've said. | ||
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Yeah, you. | |
| Which I think that you're speaking a little... | ||
| I am not advocating nor insinuating that I will do anything. | ||
| No, and you're speaking a little bit glibly. | ||
| Very much so. | ||
| I'm trying to defend you here. | ||
| This is fully protected under parody laws. | ||
| This is the Boone's Farm talking. | ||
| Well, they've outlawed dust on Boons Park. | ||
| I kind of respected if any of these guys had any fire in their eyes or even looked like a man, but they can't get men to act like that. | ||
| They cannot get... | ||
| That's why they hate real men. | ||
| They cannot get the real men to act like backstabbing pieces of crap jerks. | ||
| And that's their ancient problem, is they can't get the warrior class to be absolute filth. | ||
| He goes on to explain that that's why they're creating robots. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| This is the first instance that we're playing so far of what I would call direct toxic masculinity. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It always goes back to men. | ||
| Men. | ||
| Big dicks. | ||
| We all have big dicks. | ||
| Real men don't do that. | ||
| Beta cucks. | ||
| Real men. | ||
| Warriors. | ||
| It gets so much worse as this goes along. | ||
| There's a couple things that he said that actually left my jaw open. | ||
| And I've been listening to him every day for two months. | ||
| Yeah, I know. | ||
| There was a couple things that he ends up saying later. | ||
| If you want to get excited for a later part of this episode, he says some stuff that we're really going to have to unpack real hard about the dangers of male identity. | ||
| There are dangers of male identity? | ||
| I can't think of any. | ||
| Except that last clip and a bunch of others. | ||
| And all the others. | ||
| Anytime he talks about what a real man is... | ||
| It is so glaringly obvious he is not talking about himself. | ||
| A real man is that which fits the mold that he has created, and anybody who disagrees with him or Trump is a chicken-necked weirdo, or he calls them effeminate. | ||
| Sometimes he's like, eh, they're effeminate, but I wouldn't say that. | ||
| That's an insult to women. | ||
| It's insane that he doesn't understand the things he's implying with his own words. | ||
| I don't think he understands any of the words he says. | ||
| No. | ||
| But, I mean, he's got to be bop and scat through four hours. | ||
| Three hours. | ||
| He never hosts the fourth hour. | ||
| I just hate whenever there's that male, like, maleness. | ||
| We're men, and that means that we can take shit. | ||
| Like, fuck you. | ||
| Yeah, the man show type of attitude. | ||
| So this next clip actually might explain some of the ideas that he has about his masculinity. | ||
| It's about how maybe he was bullied. | ||
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Oh, no! | |
| And he has been the victim of bullying. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| But unfortunately, that transitions into him not understanding that he is wildly anti-Semitic. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| But the left wing is the king operating system of really reducing language communication, family, you name it. | ||
| And they are really, as everybody sees, stepping up the bullying, beating up women everywhere, targeting them on purpose. | ||
| Just saying, you don't have free speech, you can't go to events, you can't hear somebody speak. | ||
| I mean, they're just monsters. | ||
| And we have to call this and we have to call them out on that and I just remember always online getting bullied, bullied, bullied, bullied... | ||
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Bullied, bullied, bullied, And I realized that was a lot of... | |
| Arabist, Saudi Arabian, globalist, but also leftist dialectic. | ||
| And that the whole thing was fake. | ||
| And that while Hollywood was pushing an Israel-first agenda, it was also pushing the whole Islamic agenda. | ||
| I don't understand. | ||
| Let me try and help you parse this. | ||
| That was... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So he conflated... | ||
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Oh... | |
| Didn't call from Nate Burroughs. | ||
| He conflated every possible enemy. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Arabists. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Globalists. | ||
| Leftists. | ||
| Who told him he was working for... | ||
| Would you like me to explain what he's talking about? | ||
| I want to know... | ||
| How that happened. | ||
| So Alex Jones is, I think we can say, he's largely responsible for the interest in conspiracy in the world. | ||
| Or not in the world, but at least in America and the people online. | ||
| Amongst a certain subset. | ||
| Because he's been going for so long and in such a public way, a lot of people get their introduction to conspiracy through Alex Jones. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And he has done wonders for creating and building the world of people who distrust the government and think everything is a false flag. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Now, unfortunately, the byproduct of that, it's that whole narrative. | ||
| It's a whole story that you create something you can no longer control. | ||
| Right. | ||
| The entire conspiracy world, not all of it, but a lot of it, has turned against Alex because they think he doesn't criticize Israel enough. | ||
| So a lot of people think that he is a shill for Israel. | ||
| There's a lot of conspiracy theorists who think it's a conspiracy that he's a conspiracy theorist. | ||
| Because... | ||
| We are down. | ||
| We're into a mirror dimension now. | ||
| So what he's responding to here when he's saying he's being bullied, he's not being bullied by globalists or by Arabists or anything like that. | ||
| He's being bullied by people that he's had a hand in creating that have gone too far down the conspiracy aisle. | ||
| Too far? | ||
| How can you go that far? | ||
| They're like, Alex Jones, yeah, I mean, he's a pussy. | ||
| He doesn't believe... | ||
| He's not real. | ||
| He's not crazy enough! | ||
| That sort of thing. | ||
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So... | |
| That's what he's getting at. | ||
| That is such a fascinating, like, fork in the road if you're an Alex Jones fan, where it's like, okay, either I disagree with Alex Jones because he's too insane, or he's not insane enough. | ||
| Like, everybody, every conspiracy theorist has to reach that fork in the road. | ||
| Yep, yep. | ||
| Choose. | ||
| Like, that's your ultimate, like, that's your introduction to manhood right there. | ||
| And I actually think that the road less traveled is the one that sticks with him. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think that most people who go that far down the road get to the fork and they're like, well, you know what? | ||
| This weed isn't doing it for me anymore. | ||
| I gotta switch to coke. | ||
| Or whatever. | ||
| They gotta go for something harder. | ||
| And that harder thing is flipping on what you believed previously that Alex Jones told the truth. | ||
| It's like, no, he's a liar because he won't call out Israel. | ||
| Okay, but how do they want him to call out Israel? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Do they want him to... | ||
| I don't know specifics. | ||
| Because Israel is... | ||
| Like, I'm a... | ||
| Like, they're... | ||
| Destroying the two-state solution, and they're not creating a democracy. | ||
| They're basically creating an apartheid situation. | ||
| So you should call out Israel. | ||
| I get the feeling, though. | ||
| Just instinct. | ||
| That says they're not on the side of peaceful relations. | ||
| They fucking think Mossad did 9-11. | ||
| They think that the Jews are basically responsible for everything that's ever happened. | ||
| And that's the other thing that we... | ||
| The fact that he's complaining about being bullied by these people who think that he doesn't call out Israel is really unfortunate because everything that he believes in in terms of the globalists is poorly packaged anti-Semitism. | ||
| It really all goes back to the fake document, the Protocols of the Elders of Zion. | ||
| We really need to do an entire episode on that because I've just done a ton of research. | ||
| I have in the past also, but I just did a nice refresher course. | ||
| On exactly how it was a forged document. | ||
| And it's fucking insane how clear it is. | ||
| He's about to reference the five Jew bankers from C-Lab 2021. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| It's that kind of a thing. | ||
| Like, the idea that there's this tribunal of people who are trying to hurt the world from behind the scenes is all taken directly from the protocols of the Elders of Zion. | ||
| But because you know that if you bring that book up and act like it's real because it has been so fucking discredited... | ||
| Not that that matters. | ||
| The only thing that people, right-thinking people, will respond to that is, oh, who hate Jews? | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Let's not listen to you anymore. | ||
| He hates Jews. | ||
| Yes, but he's repackaged it in a way that it's acceptable to talk about by calling them globalists. | ||
| Right. | ||
| In the same way that David Icke does it with lizards. | ||
| Or in the same way that George Soros is a Nazi sympathizer. | ||
| Right, but that's just a straight-up lie. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's not even... | ||
| Well, I mean, so is the Elders of Zion. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| I mean, it's all a straight-up lie. | ||
| But he dares say that George Soros is a Nazi collaborator because he has enough... | ||
| stand on there that he thinks he's not going to fall through. | ||
| But if he really was to be like, now I need to tell you about this book that really informs pretty much all of my beliefs about the natures of communism and all this stuff, then he would be, he'd be Like, in the middle of a lake with no paddle. | ||
| Right. | ||
| No one would get on board with him. | ||
| I wouldn't say no one. | ||
| Well, Stormfront would. | ||
| I would say the people that think he's anti-Israel would definitely be on board with him. | ||
| They'd be like, oh, finally. | ||
| So is he anti-Israel or pro-Israel? | ||
| I don't know if I have enough information to say. | ||
| He doesn't talk about it a ton. | ||
| He likes the APAC, right? | ||
| Yeah, but the most that he generally talks about is to say that he's fair. | ||
| He doesn't really deal with too much, but he always talks about how, like, if Israel does something bad, I'll call him out. | ||
| If Palestinians do something bad, I'll call him out. | ||
| But then there's no substance to it. | ||
| There isn't actual evidence, in my experience, that he does either of those things. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| But he does call out the Arabists. | ||
| What? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| The Arabists? | ||
| That's probably an offensive word. | ||
| Isn't that a thing in ballet? | ||
| The Arabists? | ||
| That was a beautiful Arabist she just pulled off right there. | ||
| I remember back when I was a kid, I used to watch a lot of BET, like 106 and Park and shit. | ||
| And one of the things I'd always see is commercials for Arabesque movie night. | ||
| And I always thought that was a really cool word. | ||
| Arabesque. | ||
| It's a good word. | ||
| You should try it out. | ||
| Anyway, we'll get back to this clip. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And it was all just a clash of civilizations program. | ||
| And that, you know, if Israel did anything, it was the worst thing on earth. | ||
| But then if the Muslims say they want to blow up America and kill everybody, a large contingent of them, that's all cute and funny and nice, you know, when they dump acid on women's faces or cut their genitals off by the hundreds of thousands a year or, you know, kill hundreds of thousands of Christians. | ||
| Oh, they just don't count. | ||
| But I kind of halfway got bullied in political correctness that, well, I'm sure the truth's in between. | ||
| You know, Israel does some bad stuff, but the Muslims do some bad stuff. | ||
| And I never really tried to prove myself to one side or the other. | ||
| It's not what I do with virtue signaling, but it was just always, you know, you get a bunch of emails, it's like, you're going to expose the Vatican, or I'm going to expose you as one of their agents. | ||
| And I'm just like, I'm not even Catholic, but I don't want to infight with people. | ||
| And then, you know, you work for the Catholics, you work for this or that. | ||
| But all I want is to have justice and freedom, and I'm totally open. | ||
| I mean, now I can talk to pretty much anybody I want to, and I do talk to you name it. | ||
| I mean, they wanted to send foreign intelligence agencies, not the Russians, here to talk to me. | ||
| But he talked to the Russians! | ||
| Alexander Dugan was on his show. | ||
| He talked to the Russians! | ||
| But also, I love that, like, snap clarification. | ||
| Yeah, not the Russians. | ||
| Talk to anybody I want, not the Russians. | ||
| All right. | ||
| I'm not sure if it's in this clip, but he's like, I talked to MI5, MI6. | ||
| I'm like, I'm not sure if those are both things. | ||
| No, I don't think he... | ||
| MI6 is a real thing. | ||
| I think MI5 is for movies. | ||
| I think he started with MI3. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| He worked his way up to MI6. | ||
| There's MI6, MIB. | ||
| I talked to all of them. | ||
| That's where the aliens came from, the 12th dimension. | ||
| Didn't you see that movie? | ||
| Will Smith was great. | ||
| So he talks more about... | ||
| And then he does a Will Smith impression, which is just... | ||
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And then he went and brought an alien in. | |
| We have 7 billion people on the planet. | ||
| How... | ||
| Okay, okay. | ||
| I know you're taking notes there. | ||
| Let's go with Muslims, a large contingent. | ||
| How many Muslims are there on this planet? | ||
| A whole bunch. | ||
| Billions. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| How many do you need to have a large contingent of Muslims? | ||
| Quite a few. | ||
| You would have to, like, statistically speaking, we would need, what, 25% would you call a large contingent? | ||
| Well, that's a majority, according to John Rappaport. | ||
| Alright, that would be a large contingent. | ||
| So let's, relatively speaking, call it a small contingent. | ||
| But, if you have a very small reference, it's a large contingent. | ||
| Fine. | ||
| Hundreds of thousands of Christians, though. | ||
| If you're killing hundreds of thousands of Christians, how long before you're out of Christians? | ||
| I mean... | ||
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It seems like you would run out... | |
| Fairly quickly. | ||
| There are a lot of Christians. | ||
| Well, there's slightly more Christians there than there are Muslims, which is even more terrifying. | ||
| Well, not if you're killing off 100,000 a year or whatever. | ||
| Right, exactly. | ||
| Or is it 100,000 ever? | ||
| The statistics are very murky in terms of what he's talking about. | ||
| I do not know what he's talking about at all. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I've learned to tune out stuff like that. | ||
| I just... | ||
| I'm getting this new skill. | ||
| You just let that shit go? | ||
| I'm getting this new skill, which I'm not actually happy about with Alex, that is like, whenever he says stuff like that, it's like water rolling off a duck's back. | ||
| For me, I'm just like, I can't engage. | ||
| Hundreds of thousands of Christians means like ten guys. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| And I mean, he did say that... | ||
| You shouldn't kill people. | ||
| Let's be clear about that. | ||
| And you shouldn't circumcise women. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| Absolutely not. | ||
| Or dump acid on them. | ||
| No! | ||
| Terrible. | ||
| It's a bad idea to dump acid on women. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| We're liberals and we agree with that. | ||
| We are the one podcast who will take the stance that it's bad to dump acid on women. | ||
| You hear that world? | ||
| Yeah, it's time for us to draw a line in the sand. | ||
| But not with acid. | ||
| You know what's great? | ||
| I think every podcast would agree with that. | ||
| They just never cover it. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| They just don't have the courage. | ||
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You know why? | |
| Because they're not real men. | ||
| Anyway, this clip isn't done, but he ends up talking about more Secret Service agencies that he talks to. | ||
| And then makes a horrible false equivalency about the Holocaust. | ||
| Sniff around, decided they wanted to try something, and I just said, come talk to me. | ||
| And most people out there go watch movies about all this stuff. | ||
| That's not really how most of it works. | ||
| It is. | ||
| It's just that they've known for a long time we're having a big effect. | ||
| Now we're in the center of the zeitgeist. | ||
| And what I'm getting at is everybody should just be able to talk to everybody. | ||
| It's like that New York Times photographer. | ||
| She doesn't work for them, a freelance. | ||
| Scared to death when I said, hey. | ||
| Let me see your portfolio. | ||
| I want to do some work for us. | ||
| I can't do that. | ||
| Yeah, you get blackballed, huh? | ||
| That's not freedom. | ||
| I only brought it up so I could talk to her about it. | ||
| Because she's a human being. | ||
| So I spent a few minutes trying to reach through to her and show her how that's a cult. | ||
| That's the same thing. | ||
| If I had to cry a suicide bombing in Israel, it's like, you Zionist scum. | ||
| That's the highest thing to say on the internet to somebody because you're a big man. | ||
| You're a good person. | ||
| You're moral. | ||
| I'm not. | ||
| And so you just say I'm, you know, a bad person or whatever. | ||
| I apologize. | ||
| I said that there was going to be a false equivalence about the Holocaust. | ||
| I must not have had that in the clip. | ||
| At some point in the show, he talks about how, like, the Holocaust was against the Jews, and now it's against the whites. | ||
| Great. | ||
| So, again, it goes back to this point. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| If only. | ||
| If only. | ||
| God, what a wonderful world. | ||
| But see, now you're playing into his hands. | ||
| I am. | ||
| Because you're a self-hating cuck white man. | ||
| I mean, yeah. | ||
| You're not wrong. | ||
| But you are definitive evidence that there is a programming that's going on trying to turn white people against themselves. | ||
| It's called history. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's called all of the history. | ||
| But let's parse that down. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| When you talk about that, it's very complex and abstract, which is why Alex doesn't understand it. | ||
| You and I are both white men. | ||
| Yes. | ||
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Unfortunately. | |
| We didn't do the horrible things from history. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But every day we benefit from them. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And that is the piece of it that makes talking about white sin or white... | ||
| Injustice in the past, things that white people have done, important. | ||
| Now, we don't hate each other because you are white and I am white. | ||
| It's not an individual thing. | ||
| It is about a shared history of benefiting from oppression. | ||
| When I was in London, I did see the crown jewels. | ||
| And while I was there... | ||
| You're talking about the prince's balls? | ||
| Oh, they were good. | ||
| They were good stuff. | ||
| But the red-haired one. | ||
| Those little ginger balls. | ||
| No, it was really fascinating because they did have them in a way that you would go through. | ||
| You couldn't take pictures. | ||
| There were these weird little things. | ||
| And I just kept looking at them going like, shouldn't you guys call this the shit you stole? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because that's not... | ||
| You didn't mine those in Britain. | ||
| Let's also just take a step back. | ||
| All the land. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Fuck the jewels. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Which is my new rap act. | ||
| Fuck the Jewels. | ||
| Run the Jewels is going to be so pissed. | ||
| They're going to be... | ||
| Killer Mike is bummed out. | ||
| They're going to be performing in my neighborhood soon. | ||
| They were there yesterday. | ||
| Ah, shit. | ||
| I just saw the sign. | ||
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I don't know. | |
| Or no, it was the 17th. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Which is the day that this episode is from. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Run them Jewels fast. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I did not go to the concert because I don't like big crowds. | ||
| Anyway, we... | ||
| Because you're a beta white male cock! | ||
| I apologize that that clip didn't include the thing that I said it did. | ||
| I will try and track that down as evidence because I don't like saying that he said things without evidence, without proof. | ||
| Yes, we hold ourselves to a slightly higher standard. | ||
| But at the same time, it's very not unrealistic for you to believe that Alex Jones has ideas about white genocide. | ||
| Zionist scum. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| He's saying that that's what people call him online because he works for Islam. | ||
| Because he's for Israel. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Okay. | ||
| All right. | ||
|
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What? | |
| Okay. | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| Alright. | ||
| I don't know exactly what this next clip is, so let's get surprised together. | ||
|
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Coming to you from the former United States of America. | |
| What? | ||
| In the heart of Texas, it's Alex Jones. | ||
| I just want it to be this song. | ||
| I just want it to be this song. | ||
| If the entire clip was just coming to you from the former United States of America. | ||
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He's already saying it's not the United States. | |
| That's crazy. | ||
| That seems like... | ||
| That's some Zionist scum shit right there. | ||
| That seems like sedition. | ||
| But then, isn't that you're walking on the fighting side of me? | ||
| Isn't that Merle Haggard or whatever? | ||
| Yeah, it is. | ||
| He just... | ||
| He talks... | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| That's one of his new catchphrases. | ||
| You know when you want to go against the Constitution? | ||
| Now you're on the fighting side of me. | ||
| Now you're walking on the fighting side. | ||
| But all of the stuff he says is against the Constitution. | ||
| Does anybody read that shit? | ||
| I believe that everybody should be able to do exactly what they want, but once you disagree with me, now you're walking on the fighting side. | ||
| It bums me out on any time... | ||
| So the biggest bummer that I have with our system is that it's a team sport. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| That really bums me out, because any time it's like, oh, the Constitution says this, I mean, it says a lot of crazy shit. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| It's not a good or bad document. | ||
| It's fucking weird half the time. | ||
| That's why a lot of amendments have had to be made. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| But you can't change it. | ||
| No. | ||
| You can't change the fucking concept. | ||
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God, I hate it. | |
| You can amend it. | ||
| Anyway, that's irrelevant. | ||
| Let's get to it. | ||
| I still don't know exactly what this clip is, but I did love that bumper. | ||
| Oh, that didn't make it clear for you? | ||
| It didn't. | ||
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No, okay. | |
| All right. | ||
| I do know that we are no longer the United States. | ||
| All right, that's good. | ||
| Getting a little bit of Merle Haggard therapy here. | ||
| Let me tell you what's coming up. | ||
| We've got some very important guests coming up, and then I'm going to get into Priebus on the hook for anti-Trump sabotage, Infowars.com, the prolific Washington Bureau chief as we form that. | ||
| I'm about to get office space. | ||
| I'm about to sign contracts on that. | ||
| I mean, we're not playing around here. | ||
| That's going on. | ||
| Polar bear numbers still explode. | ||
| Most ever recorded, just running around everywhere. | ||
| Media says they're all dead. | ||
| Big Arbindoxes. | ||
| What is this dismissive bullshit? | ||
| We've got the big one, Muslim sympathizers at CIA behind Trump leaks. | ||
| We're going to talk about that in a moment with our guest. | ||
| Talk about John O. Brennan. | ||
| We're going to get into, after our guest leaves us, Globless and Panic after Trump's amazing... | ||
| He did two press conferences yesterday with the big one that was an hour and 18 minutes long. | ||
| We're going to get into that. | ||
| No, we're not. | ||
| I don't know why I had that clip in there. | ||
| He doesn't get to any of that stuff, but he does have David Horowitz on as a guest. | ||
| If you're a human being... | ||
| At this point, you are a Muslim sympathizer. | ||
| Because, I don't know if you know this or not, Muslims are also human beings. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| There's a lot of them. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And there's a lot to sympathize with right now. | ||
| Yeah, there's a lot of really bad stuff being done inwardly, outwardly, all of it. | ||
| There's problems in the community. | ||
| You know what I just realized? | ||
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What? | |
| This next clip is where he talks about the Holocaust. | ||
|
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Ooh! | |
| I apologize that I... | ||
| Ladies and gentlemen, For the second time, we bring you the Holocaust clip. | ||
| But, before we get to that, within this clip, Alex wants to tell you a little bit about what he was like as a kid. | ||
| Which I know is something you've been fascinated to hear about. | ||
| I swear to God, none of this can be true. | ||
| Probably not. | ||
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It's been said billions of times. | |
| Billions. | ||
| No doubt. | ||
| And now we got the hard... | ||
| Those that don't know history are doomed to repeat it. | ||
| And so I didn't know that when I got a taste, a hankering, for history books when I was about six years old and I read 200, 300 on World War II alone. | ||
| When he was six? | ||
| Thousands of books. | ||
| Thousands. | ||
| That I was like doing university-level studies by the time I was 14. Stop bragging about it. | ||
| Yes, you are. | ||
| It's just that now I have this big store of knowledge. | ||
| Reading scholar-level, you know, 800-page books. | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| That got into my new show that, you know, even academics were just acting like they were reading. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| And that's why now I understand the roots of the different control systems when I see them. | ||
| And I know what's being built. | ||
| And I can say what's being built before they even come out later and admit they're building it. | ||
| So he didn't read thousands of scholarly books when he was six, but I think that there's an interesting thing that we can, you know, you can use exegesis, and you can take his words and see what's actually being said there. | ||
| It's possible that he started to understand history when he was six to eight to ten years old. | ||
| You're giving him a lot of credit. | ||
| Well, no. | ||
| I'm saying he had a six-year-old's understanding of history. | ||
| Ha! | ||
| Okay. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Now I'm back on board. | ||
| Now I'm back on board. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| Now we're back into it. | ||
| It's possible. | ||
| Now we're fighting on the same team. | ||
| We're not on the fighting side of me? | ||
| Nope. | ||
| So he had this understanding of a youth, of a baby, that was able to read, I suppose. | ||
| And he reads these books and doesn't understand what he's reading, but comes up with a fantasy narrative that a child might. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And because he's so stubborn and... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I had a paranoid weirdo dad. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| It never got corrected. | ||
| You are creating a general unified world theory of Alex Jones right now. | ||
| Well, I mean, that's kind of- You're figuring it all out. | ||
| You are fucking full-on Zodiac killering this right now. | ||
| That's kind of what I have to do. | ||
| You are trying so hard to get into his headspace and work backwards. | ||
| It's the only way for this not to, first of all, be horrifying. | ||
| And not be boring. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So I think that's just... | ||
| He just fabricated that whole cloth. | ||
| He has not read... | ||
| He did not read... | ||
| Also, the fucking balls on him to say that academics... | ||
| The academics don't even understand this. | ||
| And all he did is read 500 fucking... | ||
| The headlines. | ||
| The books that they pretend to read, he read when he was six. | ||
| Pretend to read, he read when he's having just, you know, like, university-level conversations on this that other people wouldn't have. | ||
| When I was ten, I read the Bible cover to cover. | ||
| And since then, I've read other, you know, the Bible. | ||
| You've read, like, two books. | ||
| But I have... | ||
| I recognize that when I was ten and I read the Bible, I didn't really understand it in a way that I did when I was taking... | ||
| Biblical classes in college. | ||
| Right. | ||
| When I was an older person, I had a more robust worldview. | ||
| I was able to read more into abstract language. | ||
| I was more able to understand metaphor. | ||
| I was more understanding of context and things like that. | ||
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| No matter who you are, if you're six, you're not... | ||
| Like, what is that even? | ||
| Second grade? | ||
| First grade. | ||
| First or second grade? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| You're not reading scholarly books well in second grade. | ||
| You might hold them. | ||
| Do you know what I was reading? | ||
| Do you know what I was reading? | ||
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Hop on Pop? | |
| No, Redwall. | ||
| Okay, yeah, great. | ||
| They were mice. | ||
| They fought wars. | ||
| It was good shit. | ||
| Yeah, you and most of my friends. | ||
| Martin the Warrior. | ||
| Martin the Warrior? | ||
| Great. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Did good stuff. | ||
| I would also bet everything I own. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Which isn't much. | ||
| I have that exercise bike over there. | ||
| We have very little at stake in this bet right here. | ||
| I have a little bit of Boone's Farm. | ||
| Not anymore. | ||
| I would bet anything that you have read more books than Alex Jones. | ||
| I would bet anything that I've read more books than Alex Jones has in the past week in his entire life. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| Thousands of books. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Thousands of books. | ||
| But anyway, I do like the idea that you start to take his words. | ||
| And his own sort of telling of his own history, and you start to get a better picture of exactly why he is the kind of wrong that he is. | ||
| Yeah, I... | ||
| It's one of those things where you can learn a lot more about the Grecian people, oftentimes by the myths, as opposed to the written histories. | ||
| What a civilization or a culture holds dear speaks volumes about them. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Or the stories they tell. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Okay, there were these Peloponnesian Wars, right? | ||
| But then you look at it within the context of their gods and all of that stuff, and you start to see the motivations behind why they would believe what they are doing is correct. | ||
| Why they would believe it's right. | ||
| That whole concept. | ||
| So him mythologizing his own youth as being a... | ||
| Preternaturally gifted six-year-old. | ||
| Much like Trump can remember phone numbers. | ||
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| He was a kid genius. | ||
| At six, policy wonk. | ||
| Policy wonk. | ||
| At six. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| He was reading white papers at six. | ||
| White papers. | ||
| They were putting it out there. | ||
| But I want to be clear. | ||
| When I say these things and I try and create this picture of him, I'm not doing it to justify him. | ||
| No. | ||
| I'm not saying that like, oh, now we should feel bad for him. | ||
| I'm saying... | ||
| It's interesting and important to look at why a propagandist behaves the way they do. | ||
| You're like an anthropologist. | ||
| Somewhat. | ||
| We're studying... | ||
| We're Egyptologists right now. | ||
| We're like, why are the pharaohs so fucking weird, man? | ||
| Well, here's the thing. | ||
| Don't get buried with your cat. | ||
| Cats aren't doing that shit. | ||
| What's going on here? | ||
| Don't talk shit on Selene. | ||
| What I'm doing here... | ||
| Talk shit, get hit. | ||
| What I'm doing here... | ||
| Is I'm gearing up for when the collapse happens. | ||
| There's a terrible civil war. | ||
| And then on the other end of it, we try and figure out what happened. | ||
| So we're giving us like three or four weeks until this? | ||
| I will be on future MSNBC as a Alex Jones specialist. | ||
| I will be... | ||
| I've just tried to become an Alex Jones expert witness. | ||
| Yeah, you would be the first witness, I would call, in the trial of Alex Jones. | ||
| In his Nuremberg trial, you're definitely on the list. | ||
| Speaking of Nuremberg trials, we're about to get to that part about the Holocaust. | ||
| That's right! | ||
| And I'm not bragging. | ||
| It's just that those that don't know history are doomed to repeat it. | ||
| I only wish that I had time. | ||
| It's been years since I read a history book. | ||
| Yeah, I know. | ||
| It's been years since I read a science fiction book, which is just the dreams of humans. | ||
| It's been years since I even sat down and read magazines about entertainers or watched a football game, and it's because I have to constantly watch what the enemy's doing. | ||
| He has to constantly watch what the enemy's doing. | ||
| Why does that conflate each other? | ||
| But he has no time. | ||
| But in recent episodes, he's talked very vividly and at length about how football is just a recreation of war. | ||
| No, I know. | ||
| Meant to sap men's testosterone. | ||
| Yeah, I know. | ||
| I know that. | ||
| I know that's his... | ||
| He watches a lot of football. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| He totally watches a lot of football. | ||
| I mean, he live-streamed the Super Bowl on his show. | ||
| Yeah, how else does he... | ||
| Yeah, he watches football. | ||
| He's from fucking Texas. | ||
| He watches all the football. | ||
| He claimed he was going to boycott the Super Bowl and then live-streamed it on his Sunday show. | ||
| Excellent. | ||
| While he talked shit about George H.W. Bush for throwing a coin poorly. | ||
| I'm all for that. | ||
| Fine. | ||
| I'm in. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| I'm on board. | ||
| Anyway, let's get to this. | ||
| That's the least negative thing Alex Jones has ever done. | ||
| I don't disagree. | ||
| There's so many interesting things I want to tell you about. | ||
| So many fun things. | ||
| But I just can't do it because we have to protect all those good things by exposing these people. | ||
| We're not a negative broadcast. | ||
| We're a winning positive broadcast. | ||
| No. | ||
| But we have to admit how bad the globalists are if we're going to save this civilization and this society. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I mean, take the culture and the left of Israel hating. | ||
| Israel does bad things. | ||
| Israel has corruption. | ||
| It's people just like us. | ||
| But the religion of saying one group of people is fundamentally evil, Jews, is now on to white people are fundamentally evil. | ||
| Well, I thought the Nazis were saying people that weren't Aryan or Nordic or Germanic, everybody was evil. | ||
| It's just more tribalist crap. | ||
| And they sell the idea that tribalism has only been done by Europeans, which is just utterly ridiculous. | ||
| How can he be so right and wrong as hard as you can be right there? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How can you be that perfectly correct? | ||
| Well, break it down. | ||
| Absolutely correct. | ||
| Break it down what you mean. | ||
| Absolutely correct. | ||
| Tribalism. | ||
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Stupid. | |
| One religion is bad. | ||
| All of this stuff. | ||
| All of it. | ||
| He's correct. | ||
| Except. | ||
| Except he hates Muslims. | ||
| Yeah, and he has this narrative that... | ||
| The culture is saying that all white people are inherently evil, and no one is saying that. | ||
| No one is saying that. | ||
| There's just too many of us. | ||
| But it's also... | ||
| I mean, somebody should be saying it, but there's too many of us to say it to our faces. | ||
| But like we've talked about so many times... | ||
| Like, maybe we are? | ||
| Has anybody ever considered that? | ||
| Yeah, the 5% Nation. | ||
| They believe that white people were created by an evil scientist named Yacoub. | ||
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Oh, okay. | |
| In a lab. | ||
| At this point, that's as reasonable as everybody voting Trump for president. | ||
| All of it is reasonable. | ||
| Nothing is discounted in my world right now. | ||
| The idea, too, that everyone thinks that white people are inherently evil is his inability to understand what these conversations about privilege actually mean. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He has no grasp on it, and he takes it so personally. | ||
| That it's like, I didn't enslave anybody. | ||
| He didn't. | ||
| He talked about how his family fought on the side of the South during the Civil War. | ||
| Well, I mean, but yeah. | ||
| But who wouldn't? | ||
| I don't think that makes him inherently bad because of that either. | ||
| But his inability to understand and his incessant need to take that shit personally makes him think that everybody is saying that white people are inherently evil and therefore are... | ||
| The victims of an impending genocide that's being made right now. | ||
| It is so hard to listen to any of this in the context of them spending so much time saying that everybody else is playing the victim. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| While in the same sentence he says a white genocide is coming because everybody hates white people. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And I hate how Muslims play the victim. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And Black Lives Matter are cop killers. | ||
| How do we fight against that? | ||
| What rhetorical trick is there available to fight against somebody who just denies reality that hard? | ||
| There's none. | ||
| It's impossible. | ||
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| All we can do is kind of try and laugh. | ||
| You know what we have to do? | ||
| Commit white genocide. | ||
| Starting in Occupy Tech. | ||
| Starting in Occupy Tech. | ||
| So in order for him to not deal with the press conference. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Which he has been doing so well. | ||
| He actually ends up talking about another press conference that Trump also did that day. | ||
| Excellent. | ||
| I want to get to a bunch of clips. | ||
| Trump is at the Boeing factory right now. | ||
| We probably put this up on screen. | ||
| I bet he gets all the clips. | ||
| And we'll play excerpts of that a little bit the next hour. | ||
| He's talking about the economy and building things and getting Boeing to move its jobs back from China. | ||
| And it's happening. | ||
| He looks so presidential there. | ||
| I don't think I've ever seen him look more presidential. | ||
| I mean, he just is stepping into it. | ||
| And again, it's spiritual evolution. | ||
| This is a big deal. | ||
| See, this country was taken to the very edge of death and demoralization. | ||
| A lot of people are dead before they're physically dead. | ||
| We just shuffle around, programmed, unhappy, not having any vision, not having any connection to the spiritual or the universe. | ||
| And that is now coming back into the world. | ||
| Self-respect. | ||
| Belief. | ||
| He's there promoting an American plane rolling out and saying, Boeing, you come back here. | ||
| So their stock will go up. | ||
| Instead of it going down when they were going to move to China. | ||
| Nothing against China, but it's time for America to have something. | ||
| And China, when you do better trade deals, when you actually decide to pay your people something, instead of being greedy, then you'll build a civilization that'll actually buy our products, and then we can go to the stars together. | ||
| But we're not going to be run over by a bunch of Zuckerbergs and Schmitz in an alliance with China in some pipe dream. | ||
| What? | ||
| That whole system's getting rolled up right now. | ||
| We're teaching you how the cow ate the cabbage. | ||
| I want to listen to that clip 30 more times in a row. | ||
| What is he fucking saying? | ||
| The pauses are so long. | ||
| Does he think... | ||
| Wait. | ||
| But, okay. | ||
| Does he think China isn't buying our stuff? | ||
| What is not being... | ||
| How does... | ||
| Does China not have a civilization right now? | ||
| No. | ||
| Do they not have one? | ||
| No. | ||
| They certainly haven't for thousands of years. | ||
| Aren't they doing all right? | ||
| I feel like they're doing all right. | ||
| Maybe not the common man on the streets. | ||
| Maybe not doing that great. | ||
| But compared to what they were 30 years ago, I mean, they're doing amazing. | ||
| Sure, yeah. | ||
| I mean, there's been a new industrial... | ||
| Like, it's not... | ||
| It's a work in progress. | ||
| It's a lot like when America and Britain got hit with the Industrial Revolution. | ||
| Like, yeah, a lot of lives improved, but also there were fucking child workers in a goddamn factory. | ||
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Sure. | |
| It's growing pains. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, I mean, that's not great, but... | ||
| Also, that sitcom was terrible. | ||
| Agreed. | ||
| But also, I love the line, nothing against China, when all he does is talk shit on China. | ||
| Yeah, when all he does is talk shit on China. | ||
| But also, I don't fucking know what... | ||
| That's how the cow ate the cabbage. | ||
| I've never... | ||
| Haven't you heard that turn of phrase? | ||
| No, haven't you heard that's how the cow ate the cabbage? | ||
| I have not. | ||
| Well, do you know what? | ||
| Okay, so you've got a cow. | ||
| All right. | ||
| And he's going to go into a cabbage field. | ||
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Okay. | |
| And you're like, how is he going to do it? | ||
| And then he just fucking knocks down China and moves Boeing's jobs back to America. | ||
| And that's how the cow ate the cabbage. | ||
| Also, I read a nice report the other day about how it's really absurd. | ||
| To imagine... | ||
| Absurd doesn't even have meaning anymore. | ||
| All life is absurd now. | ||
| It's absurd to think that all of the parts of a plane would be built in the same place. | ||
| How it works is there's different component parts that are made in factories all over the place. | ||
| And it makes sense. | ||
| And a lot of the parts actually are made already in America. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, there's a lot of stuff that's hard to transport, and if you need certain resources, it's a good idea to be close to those resources. | ||
| That cuts down on your logistics costs. | ||
| Yeah, it's all a good idea. | ||
| And let's not fucking split hairs. | ||
| The idea of factory jobs saving us is so stupid. | ||
| No, that's gone. | ||
| It's gone. | ||
| It's over. | ||
| It's insane to not recognize how automation is absolutely... | ||
| Going to take all of the jobs way before globalization. | ||
| But, you know, I was actually reading a really, really good and cogent thought about how this campaign, both candidates were hearkening back to this vision of America from the 1950s. | ||
| Folksy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, you know, my grandfather was a small business owner, and you're like, so? | ||
| That doesn't affect... | ||
| So? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, that's not a story that resonates. | ||
| Like, our generation is fucked, and we're watching climate change happen to us. | ||
| It's 65 degrees in fucking February in Chicago. | ||
| And sinkholes are opening in L.A. where fire trucks are falling through the street. | ||
| There are fucking floods coming. | ||
| And climate change isn't supposed to happen real bad until five years from now. | ||
| Why isn't anybody going full forward? | ||
| Trump is a fucking monster, but tomorrow if he comes out and says we're going to be the most radical country on fighting climate change as we possibly can, he's going to be better for us than any other candidate. | ||
| But he couldn't do that because so much of that would involve regulation and impeding business. | ||
| Let's get to this next clip. | ||
| I'm going to make a hard request. | ||
| Let's just listen to this all the way through. | ||
| Because it also gives us some weird insight into Alex's past. | ||
| And he begins by talking about communism, but what he ends up talking about is one of those horrible examples of toxic masculinity, and I really think this story is super fucked up. | ||
| The globalists want to control revolution to the universities they own and control the big corporate donors and the corporate grants. | ||
| Are they what? | ||
| All human rebellion to be socialist or communist so that you build a centralized system they control and you get demoralized and you're so dumbed down you don't even know that communism is designed to centralize power and doesn't work except for the elites. | ||
| You're being given a worthless college degree you pay for so we want to have you so psychologically wrecked when you figure it out that you never figure it out. | ||
| And you're just a bitter, screwed up loser. | ||
| They don't ever want you to win and learn competency. | ||
| I don't want to get into stories about my childhood and things, but the things that were horrible at the time and that were just absolutely really scary was kind of the end of America. | ||
| A lot of people go see movies with, like, gangs and people meeting in a parking lot with chains and knives and people getting killed, and you think, oh, that's just in movies. | ||
| No, that's what America, if you're really a young person, used to be like, and it was like you were men. | ||
| If people said, you know, come meet all three of us after school in the woods, over by the railroad track, you went there because you were a man. | ||
| I mean, I would go meet people knowing there'd be multiple people there. | ||
| They were all intending to hurt me. | ||
| And I would still go, even though I got my leg broken, concussions, hospital, you name it, I still went. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Where is that today? | ||
| That's a fighting spirit. | ||
| And didn't mean I won every time either. | ||
| By the time I got a little bigger, I always did pretty much. | ||
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Sometimes the switch had to get flipped. | |
| And then people got hurt really bad every time. | ||
| I just want to butt in there because you were yelling over. | ||
| He was saying, then the switch got flipped. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then I became a... | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| He made a gesture, and I'm not entirely sure that this is what he meant. | ||
| But when he said the switch got flipped, he made a gesture that looked like he was talking about a switchblade knife. | ||
| Which would imply that he stabbed some dudes. | ||
| That he stabbed a motherfucker, yeah. | ||
| Then he does say, like, a switch got flipped, and then people got hurt real bad. | ||
| Why? | ||
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What? | |
| Why would you... | ||
| This is such a, like... | ||
| It's masculinity. | ||
|
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| And it's not done. | ||
| No, and that's... | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| Not you. | ||
| Sometimes you run into other men that can flip that switch and then learn not to flip that switch. | ||
| And that's what the globalists need to understand. | ||
| You don't even have that switch or you wouldn't want to go where you're trying to take us because you haven't been there as adults. | ||
| You didn't go through rites of passage. | ||
| You're still trying to be men. | ||
| Zuckerberg, you could be a man and help humanity and not be part of this control freak cult. | ||
| So could Schmidt. | ||
| And all of you, but you just come from trash. | ||
| And so I guess trash begets trash. | ||
| Where were we? | ||
| There's a whole lot there. | ||
| That is such a fucking insane... | ||
| Have you ever read Futuristic Violence in Fancy Suits? | ||
| No. | ||
| I would recommend reading it. | ||
| You got it. | ||
| It's by David Wong. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| It's like this near-future... | ||
| Science fiction kind of thing. | ||
| And it is basically like Reddit culture, Gamergate culture, 4chan, like gone wild. | ||
| In that there's this one dude who is just... | ||
| So it's basically what we're dealing with now. | ||
| Well, yeah. | ||
| He's called Moloch. | ||
| So Milo. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| And his whole thing is like, we're reclaiming testosterone. | ||
| So Alex. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| It's... | ||
| Right on with what he's saying. | ||
| It's freakish. | ||
| It's terrifying. | ||
| This idea of fantasizing about a past where men would go beat each other up in the woods and stuff is so fucking awful. | ||
| It's gross! | ||
| It's a bad idea! | ||
| Plan ahead! | ||
| Don't fight, win! | ||
| I got bullied a lot in school because I have a cross-eye and I was a nerd and I was chubby as a kid. | ||
| And a lot of people took me as a good target and maybe I was. | ||
| And there was a lot of, like, gonna kick your ass after school. | ||
| And I'd just laugh. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, come meet us over here. | ||
| Like, no, I will not. | ||
| No, you're gonna hurt me. | ||
| Why would I go there? | ||
| That's so stupid. | ||
| That's a bad idea on my part. | ||
| Yeah, and I never felt like I wasn't... | ||
| Being a manly. | ||
| No! | ||
| Because I didn't go... | ||
| That's called not being a fucking idiot. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| And then... | ||
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But whenever I grew up, I never lost a fight. | |
| I turned that switch. | ||
| Globalists wish they could turn that switch. | ||
|
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I've met men who can turn that switch and I taught them not to turn that switch. | |
| But globalists, fuck you. | ||
| You know who can turn that switch? | ||
| John Rappaport. | ||
| He takes those fake teeth out and it's game on. | ||
| Like, I don't understand this fetishization of... | ||
| I don't understand what it is where just masculinity is all that matters. | ||
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I don't want to live in that world. | |
| That's bad. | ||
| It's a bad world. | ||
| I also don't want to necessarily live in Alex Jones' fake fantasy world that he thinks is being created by the globalists where men and women don't exist or anything like that. | ||
| But the idea of trans identity and gender fluidity and those sorts of things don't at all threaten masculinity or femininity. | ||
| No. | ||
| They don't at all. | ||
| If anything, everything gains by accepting a broader spectrum of reality. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You learn. | ||
| You learn. | ||
| You learn more about people. | ||
| And what it comes down to is this, I mean, we've hit on it a couple times already this episode, it's that I don't understand privilege. | ||
| I don't understand what these marginalized groups are actually saying. | ||
| I take it personally, and I get mad about it. | ||
| And frankly, you don't understand the lessons to be learned from West Side Story. | ||
| Which is that you don't go dance fight. | ||
| You love each other. | ||
| He learned one lesson, and that is that he likes to be in America. | ||
| He's referencing the Warriors the whole time, right? | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| Warriors! | ||
| Warriors! | ||
| Come out to Alex Jones! | ||
| Do you remember that part in The Warriors where one guy tries to rape a police officer? | ||
| I am waiting for that to be something Alex Jones says. | ||
| In the middle of a broadcast, just be like, hey, you guys remember that part in The Warriors? | ||
| The Warriors, it's actually literally about the transcripts that came out from the CFR. | ||
| The Zionists don't want you to hear about the Warriors. | ||
| There's a part in the Warriors where they're going to rape a female police officer on a park bench. | ||
| Like you do. | ||
| And one of them doesn't want to, and he asks, what, have you gone fag? | ||
| Holy shit, this was okay. | ||
| That was fine. | ||
| That was a world we lived in. | ||
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That's insane. | |
| That was... | ||
| I think the broad strokes of the Warriors is a really interesting story that's being told, but that stuff is in that movie. | ||
| It's like, oh, fuck. | ||
| You can't go back and watch so many movies without being like, holy shit! | ||
| Well, yeah, the really clunky understanding of people in the 70s. | ||
| I mean, you can't even go back and watch an Eddie Murphy special without being like, oh, oh, no. | ||
|
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Oh, boy. | |
| Oh, no. | ||
| Nice coat, though. | ||
|
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Nice coat. | |
| You know how to dress, man. | ||
| So this next clip, we only have a couple left. | ||
| This next clip is called, I don't remember what it is, but I know that it's him saying something really sincere and serious and then pivoting hard into an ad. | ||
| Which I always fucking love. | ||
| That's the best! | ||
| How do you pivot from fucking white genocide is happening to, you know, my dad makes this toothpaste, it's called Super Blue. | ||
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Do you not understand that the globalists and the chai comms want to kill you? | |
| Alright, we got weird pills. | ||
| But yeah, it's that fun transition. | ||
| George Soros is a monster, and unless you eat ground-up bones, you will never be able to fight against him. | ||
| I think this might be a caveman. | ||
| Oh, fuck yes! | ||
| But also, it is that you can see the transition from, like, demagogue Alex into salesman Alex. | ||
| And I always fucking love that. | ||
| These people are garbage. | ||
| And it's time to call them out for who they are and stop being afraid of them. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I'm calling all of them out. | ||
| And so is Trump. | ||
| Gonna see you at high noon. | ||
| If they fight us, we win. | ||
| If they kill us, we win. | ||
| If we defeat them, we win. | ||
| We win. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| You're gonna get so tired of winning. | ||
| That's what humanity's supposed to do. | ||
| Not be a bunch of losers. | ||
| We've gotten to the point where anything's possible now. | ||
| Anything. | ||
| We get past these people, we're gonna look into the future, and they're gonna look back and just say, unbelievable. | ||
| Also, I'd like to just take a second to be like... | ||
| Everything is possible. | ||
| We can be accepting of people with different identities. | ||
|
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Also, I like the idea of, like, you're going to get so tired of winning, but also winning includes you getting murdered sometimes. | ||
| So, yeah, you will totally get tired of winning. | ||
| It's a real bummer half the time. | ||
| You might even think you're losing if you're the one getting murdered, but you're not. | ||
| You're winning. | ||
| While winning, it'll feel like losing. | ||
| It'll feel a lot like getting murdered. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is going to be the big game time. | ||
| This is going to be celebrated. | ||
| This is going to be studied. | ||
| There's going to be statues. | ||
| There's going to be spaceships named after what's happening. | ||
| There's going to be colonies. | ||
| It's going to be unbelievable. | ||
| If we learn to celebrate our humanity and God and learn to celebrate the rites of passage and who we are. | ||
| I've got to get to the clips, just briefly. | ||
| We've come out with... | ||
| I mean, we always shout out to have the very best products. | ||
| And I just said, look, everybody talks about how bone broth is so good, chicken bones, beef bones, you name it, boiling it, all that, for being sick or being healthy or for NFL people or weightlifters or everything else, and for just super nutrients and feeling good. | ||
| I want to go out, research the very best stuff out there, and come out with our own, and we've done it. | ||
| It's Caveman True Paleo Formula, Infowarslife.com, and your purchase helps fund the operation made with cartilage, bone, broth, paleo ingredients. | ||
| The next generation of advanced paleonutrition. | ||
| And it's the bones that actually have, with the marrow and all the rest of it, the real sustenance. | ||
| And that's what this has got and a lot more. | ||
| It's also achanga mushroom, alfalfa herb powder, bee pollen, turmeric root is key, and so many other ingredients. | ||
| Chicken broth powder protein. | ||
| Everybody knows, like, chicken noodle soup. | ||
| That's just a tiny bit of the essence of the chicken bones. | ||
| If there's not chicken bones, folks, in your chicken noodle soup you're cooking, you're not getting what grandma knew you needed when you were sick. | ||
| This is like literally hundreds of times what you'd get in an original chicken noodle soup each serving. | ||
| I mean, this is like the concentrate of, because the chicken is the cleanest bone marrow. | ||
| This is his new product. | ||
| What is fucking happening? | ||
| This is his new product. | ||
| He sounds so bored by it already. | ||
| It is. | ||
| Well, okay. | ||
| And we're not. | ||
| All right. | ||
| We are more fascinated. | ||
| This is endlessly fascinating. | ||
| We are more fascinated than he is. | ||
| The number of ingredients they have jammed into a pill. | ||
| Chonka mushrooms. | ||
| Ridiculous. | ||
| How could you even fit that many ingredients to do? | ||
| Also, okay. | ||
| Bone. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Cartilage. | ||
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How long? | |
| Uh-huh. | ||
| How long? | ||
| Before there's a Vox essay where it's just basically Charlton Heston going, Caveman is made of people! | ||
| It's people! | ||
| You maniacs! | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Caveman is totally made of people, isn't it? | ||
| It's made of bones. | ||
| It's made of human bones. | ||
| Chicken bones. | ||
| They're the cleanest bones. | ||
| What does that even fucking mean? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| What does any of what he just said mean? | ||
| I don't know, and he doesn't know either. | ||
| What does that mean? | ||
| Is there... | ||
| Chicken bones... | ||
| Clean bones. | ||
| Are the cleanest bones. | ||
| Cleanest bones. | ||
| They're the cleanest bones. | ||
| Cleanest. | ||
| I don't know what that means. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Is that a benefit? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| So are... | ||
| Don't know why you're asking me. | ||
| Do we eat dirty bones? | ||
| Are dirty bones bad for me? | ||
| How are dirty bones bad for me? | ||
| I don't eat bones, period. | ||
| Shouldn't you clean any bones? | ||
| Who is just eating dirty bones? | ||
| And your grandma knew that chicken broth was important, so we're going to put a hundred times! | ||
| You know how when you were like, man, my grandma wants me to eat this apple, so instead I'm going to eat a hundred apples! | ||
| Yeah, it's the same thing with supplements having 5,000% of your daily intake of vitamin C. Yeah, that's not good! | ||
| It's bullshit, because your body can't even absorb that much, you just pee it out. | ||
| Yeah, why would you even want 5,000? | ||
| There's a reason 100% exists as a... | ||
| Number. | ||
| Listen. | ||
| A 5,000% is scary. | ||
| You sound stupid right now. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I'm not going to lie to you. | ||
| You know why? | ||
| I agree. | ||
| Because none of us take in enough bones. | ||
| So a hundred times what we're taking in now is just enough. | ||
| See, for somebody who raves so often about cannibals, it sure seems like he's leaning towards becoming a cannibal. | ||
| You're so implying that it's human bones. | ||
| It's human bones. | ||
| That's what it is. | ||
| Don't lie. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Let's all just quietly sit and agree. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| It's made of people. | ||
| It's so insane. | ||
| Why else would he be called Caveman? | ||
| They break into museums, they crush up Lucy, and they fucking get this shit done. | ||
| The pillow down man? | ||
| Put him in a pill? | ||
| Yep, yep. | ||
| So what's great is we will have spaceships and colonies named after us. | ||
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| I'm gonna get to the clips, but also... | ||
| I got bone pills. | ||
| I got bone pills. | ||
| What are we going to name one of these colonies? | ||
| We're going to name them colonies of bone pills. | ||
| We're going to name this colony Super Male Vitality. | ||
| How do you think we're going to make multiple light year trips? | ||
| Bone pills. | ||
| Maybe if you run out of bone pills, you also have a formula to make more bone pills. | ||
| I have a leg. | ||
| I don't know if that's a formula. | ||
| We're now in Snowpiercer. | ||
| We're in Snowpiercer world. | ||
| Hey everybody, if you run out of bone pills, I would like to recommend that you get on auto-ship so you can just get things sent to you directly. | ||
| But if we run out, you always have a femur. | ||
| Go ahead. | ||
| Take out that femur, grind it up real good. | ||
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Just give it a good old grind. | |
| Infowarsstore.com sells a mortar and pestle. | ||
| Just crunch up that bone. | ||
| That first colony, we're going to name it femur. | ||
| We're going to name it... | ||
| No, we're not too close to femur. | ||
| And we know that they're making slave camps. | ||
| We're going to go with, I can't think of another bone. | ||
| Do you know what the moon of Jupiter is called now? | ||
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Tibia. | |
| Tibia. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Saturn? | ||
| The rings? | ||
| Phibia rings. | ||
| That's what they're called. | ||
| Tarsals. | ||
| Metatarsals. | ||
| Doesn't even matter. | ||
| Grind them up. | ||
| Grind them up. | ||
| Fucking shove them in your face. | ||
| But do not eat the coccyx. | ||
| Because that's what the liberal globalists would want. | ||
| No real man would eat a coccyx. | ||
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| All right. | ||
| So here we go. | ||
| We got our last clip here. | ||
| This one is finally like two and a half hours into the show. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He's had an interview with David Horowitz that was meandering and pointless. | ||
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Right. | |
| He later ends up doing an interview at the end of the show. | ||
| Has anybody made the joke, maybe it's David Horowitz? | ||
| I'm sure someone has. | ||
| I don't think anybody has. | ||
| I think I'm the original thing. | ||
| I'm the voice of my generation. | ||
| Much like our White House Home Improvement, no one steal that joke. | ||
| No one steal that joke. | ||
| No, you can definitely have that one. | ||
| This is when he finally gets around to the press conference. | ||
| And so I've actually just isolated this clip. | ||
| It's a little bit longer, but we can interrupt at any point. | ||
| This is entire coverage of the hour and ten minute or whatever press conference where he again asked a black reporter if she knew the... | ||
| The Black Caucus. | ||
| The Black Caucus, personally. | ||
| He told multiple reporters to shut up. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| He lied repeatedly. | ||
| One of them we played earlier about Hillary selling uranium to the Russians. | ||
| He explained how nuclear weapons work to an entire people that did not need that information. | ||
| We already know it. | ||
| It's bad. | ||
| He was a combative prick and sounded like an asshole. | ||
| He sounded like a petulant eight-year-old. | ||
| And now none of that is in this analysis. | ||
| Could not imagine that. | ||
| All of that stuff that is way more important is not in that analysis. | ||
| What do we got? | ||
| Let's enjoy fucking Alex Jones, the truth teller, covering the big news. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Let's go ahead and get to some of the Trump press conference here. | ||
| Let's go with I inherited a mess, Trump holds press conference, blast media dishonesty. | ||
| He is reading an InfoWars headline. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| I don't even need you to tell me that. | ||
| I can hear the InfoWars headline in his fucking voice. | ||
| And I hope all of you out there are starting to get trained to decipher these things yourself. | ||
| And if you're not... | ||
| Bone pills. | ||
| That's the way you do it. | ||
| We've been eating bone pills here for a long while at Knowledge Fight. | ||
| At Knowledge underscore fight, tell us which bones you want in pill form. | ||
| On Twitter. | ||
| Hit us up. | ||
| Our DMs are open. | ||
| Slide on in. | ||
| What we inherited was a massacre of our economy and globalists just selling off every facet. | ||
| Our roads, our streams, our rivers, our mines, the last... | ||
| Lead smelting plants shutting down three years ago, shutting down the farms, preparing for total control, selling the jobs, boosting the power prices, making you pay more for a 200-square-foot apartment than a 1,000-foot laughing at you, making it trendy, just as they live in like 50,000 -square-foot homes. | ||
| Just total criminal activity. | ||
| I agree with like 40% of the things that he listed there. | ||
| Like what? | ||
| You mean you support them? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| They have sold off. | ||
| It wasn't a massacre of our economy, as we all saw from the jobs and stock market. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure. | ||
| All the stuff steadily growing. | ||
| But yeah, no, they've sold off. | ||
| Just Chicago's parking. | ||
| They sold all of that off. | ||
| They just sold it. | ||
| And our airports. | ||
| Yeah, they just sold them. | ||
| Privatized all that shit. | ||
| Yeah, you should not do that. | ||
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Nope. | |
| That's bad. | ||
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Nope. | |
| And you know what? | ||
| If the globalists are doing that, I will say right now, I am against the globalists. | ||
| You're against this group that doesn't exist. | ||
| I am against an imaginary group that does exactly what the Chicago mayor is doing right now. | ||
| And what Trump is going to do on a massive scale. | ||
| And he's so trying so hard to do. | ||
| He's going to do that to our national parks. | ||
| That's what he wants to get rid of. | ||
| He is against natural beauty. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, it makes sense. | ||
| Well, that's a good point. | ||
| He only likes Ivanka's beauty. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Meanwhile, discredited Brian Williams trying to discredit media. | ||
| I've got a bunch of breaking news on InfoWars.com. | ||
| I also want to say, and I think you'll agree with me here, fuck Brian Williams. | ||
| Fuck Brian Williams. | ||
| None of us give a shit about him. | ||
| Somebody tried to insist to me that he was a journalist and I wanted to punch him in the face. | ||
| He's a smiling face on TV. | ||
| Good on him. | ||
| He's good in some comedy stuff. | ||
| Yeah, he's great on 30 Rock. | ||
| He does like a Leslie Nielsen thing where it's like he's playing really straight and it's hilarious. | ||
| Yeah, he's great on 30 Rock. | ||
| And he was good at telling the news for a bit, but it also turns out he's a fucking liar. | ||
| Who would have guessed? | ||
| So who cares? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| His idea that like, oh, I'm going to take a shot at Brian Williams and that proves that you guys are dumb. | ||
| No, you're pretending. | ||
| If you're on Brian Williams' side, you're probably wrong. | ||
| Yeah, but also just because Brian Williams... | ||
| Or at the very least, who cares? | ||
| Right, but Brian Williams saying that Trump is an asshole or whatever, that doesn't have any bearing on what I believe. | ||
| No. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| If he happens to agree with me, whatever. | ||
| If Dave and IT... | ||
| Tells me that Trump is garbage. | ||
| I'm like, good on you, Dave from IT. | ||
| But I don't care. | ||
| I need zero reinforcement from you, Dave from IT. | ||
| If you get into an argument with somebody, you're not going to be like, well, listen, my very reputable source, Dave in IT, tells me that Trump is an asshole. | ||
| And then he's like, well, did you know that Dave never even worked in IT? | ||
| And you're like, what? | ||
| I guess Trump is great now. | ||
| That is not how that works. | ||
| And that would be like, there's a right-wing show that all of a sudden, to defend their point, is attacking Dave and IT. | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| Look, I do. | ||
| Fuck Dave and IT. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| Like, the idea is comical because it's so petty. | ||
| Yeah, it's so petty. | ||
| It's so much nothing. | ||
| Again, it would be so fucking funny if it weren't the reality destroying us from the inside. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| This is a big one. | ||
| Muslim sympathizers of the CIA behind Trump leaks. | ||
| I know we already know that, but he's got the documents and the actual files. | ||
| He doesn't. | ||
| He's talking about John Brennan, who he believes is a Wahhabist just because he has Islamic sympathies and may or may not have converted to Islam. | ||
| If he did, who gives a shit? | ||
| Again. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Nonsense. | ||
| And no reputable source I can find at all has any indication that he is any kind of radical. | ||
| But let me ask you a question. | ||
| Did you read Infowars? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'll tell you what they think. | ||
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We know what they think. | |
| I think he'll tell us what they think. | ||
| We fucking already know. | ||
| This is a big deal. | ||
| I want to get Corsi on Sunday if you can come on, guys, to the crew. | ||
| But I'm going to stop there. | ||
| I apologize. | ||
| Let's go to the president. | ||
| You said it's President Trump. | ||
| Could never happen. | ||
| Would never happen. | ||
| And now you say all over the news you're just going to kill him. | ||
| And they have little wimpy CIA guys going to him. | ||
| He's a domestic enemy and needs to be dealt with. | ||
| They need super male vitality. | ||
| Again, that's about Evan McMullin, and the other stuff is not really about anything. | ||
| It's not all over the news, let's kill Trump. | ||
| It's not. | ||
| It's 100% not. | ||
| It's really not. | ||
| Because if it was, people would be getting fucking arrested. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| You can't say kill the president. | ||
| And Trump... | ||
| Would love nothing more than for people to advocate his death. | ||
| Because then he would have an excuse to go crazy town on journalists. | ||
| Well, on a very much smaller level, you saw that Trump-Associated Political Action Committee was making robocalls to people trying to get Trump impeached. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Which is exactly what someone crazy would do! | ||
|
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Yeah! | |
| It's a false flag! | ||
| It is! | ||
| It's a literal false flag! | ||
|
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Yeah! | |
| His people, or people who supported him, I don't know if he was necessarily involved in that, but people who were on his side were pretending to be against him to anger the people who were on his side. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Fucking insanity. | ||
| It's... | ||
| It's insanity like a... | ||
| It's fucking crazy. | ||
| That's how the cow ate the cabbage! | ||
| Because you think because you went on CNN and these big corporate guys are patting you on the head and you're in a group that you guys all feel powerful and we're going to have a civil war and start arresting our enemies. | ||
| Okay, yeah, yeah. | ||
| That's what we're going to do. | ||
| You think you're picking on some Iraqis, dumbass? | ||
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What? | |
| You really think so, huh? | ||
| Fake laugh. | ||
| We want to help poor people in this economy going. | ||
| I mean, if you guys walk down that road. | ||
| It's like Grendel going to visit Beowulf, but you're not even like Grendel. | ||
| You're more like a one-foot-tall gremlin with a weenie so little you can't even see it. | ||
| I mean, spiritually, it's just a complete joke. | ||
| He might have read Beowulf when he was six. | ||
| Grendel gets killed. | ||
| Walking down the road, going up like, Hey, Beowulf! | ||
| So Grendel's on one side of the fence, and Beowulf is Tim the Toolman Taylor. | ||
| I like this. | ||
| That's what we're trying to go into. | ||
| How many more, Tim, how many more home improvement riffs can we make? | ||
| Where's Grendel's mom in all this? | ||
| Is she the wife? | ||
| Boy, I don't know. | ||
| I think we've lost track of the Grendel reference here. | ||
| Yeah, I think he did too. | ||
| Much quicker. | ||
| Do you mean at the very making of the reference? | ||
| So, I mean, just what the hell's your problem, man? | ||
| Just get over the fact you hate yourself. | ||
| You're projecting it on us and just get out of the way. | ||
| Move, bitch! | ||
| Get out the way! | ||
| Get out the way! | ||
| You see them headlights? | ||
| I'm going 100 down the highway. | ||
| You're in the fast lane. | ||
| You see me knock them curtains down? | ||
| You see what happens with the crowd? | ||
| You see what's going on? | ||
| You understand that I talk to people how they feel because I feel that way? | ||
| I'm genuine? | ||
| Something you'll never have? | ||
| Move! | ||
| Get out the way! | ||
| Pause that. | ||
| Did he just drop a real verse right there? | ||
| I think he did. | ||
| I think he just dropped a verse. | ||
| I think he just dropped 10 bars. | ||
| I gotta rewind. | ||
| Yeah, bring this back. | ||
| I want to start with move, bitch, get out the way, because I think he added his own verse to that. | ||
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Really lightly, let's put a beatbox on this. | |
| Complete joke. | ||
| So, I mean, just what the hell is your problem, man? | ||
| Just get over the fact you hate yourself. | ||
| You're projecting it on us and just get out of the way. | ||
| Move, bitch! | ||
| Get out the way! | ||
| Get out the way! | ||
| You see them headlights? | ||
| I'm going 100 down the highway. | ||
| You're in the fast lane. | ||
| You see me knock them curtains down? | ||
| You see what happens with the crowd? | ||
| You see what's going on? | ||
| You understand that I talk to people how they feel because I feel that way? | ||
| I'm genuine? | ||
| Something you'll never have? | ||
| Move! | ||
| Get out the way! | ||
| He dropped a verse! | ||
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Fuck yeah! | |
| No! | ||
| End of the show! | ||
| End of the show! | ||
| He just dropped a goddamn verse! | ||
| That is a motherfucking ten bars right there! | ||
| That ain't shit! | ||
| Black Thought, that is right fucking there! | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
| That's the greatest thing ever! | ||
| I didn't even fucking catch that! | ||
| How could you not? | ||
| That is a man dropping hot fucking... | ||
| Fire right there. | ||
| I thought that was just dumb, spasmatic talking. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Could you see these headlights? | ||
| I'm on the highway. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| That is all a rap. | ||
| It is a full... | ||
| You know what? | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| It wasn't terrible. | ||
| It wasn't terrible. | ||
| He can't rhyme. | ||
| Motherfucking can't rhyme for shit. | ||
| No, but that's art rap. | ||
| That is. | ||
| That is riffraff. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| I mean, let's be honest. | ||
| Guys, I want you to be able to see Friesen's face right now. | ||
| I'm freaking out. | ||
| Because he has been destroyed by this new information. | ||
| It is a delight. | ||
| Let me walk you through why I'm so fucking flummoxed. | ||
| He does say that move, bitch, get out the way thing a lot. | ||
| Like, when he was talking about Hillary in the election, he'd use Ludacris's... | ||
| And I'm sure Ludacris was 100% on board with that. | ||
| He's on board just as much as Moby is. | ||
| But, like... | ||
| I'm at a loss for words. | ||
| You are grappling with a lot of emotions that you never thought you were going to have to deal with. | ||
| I can't handle this. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Can we listen to that one more time? | ||
| Yeah, we can. | ||
| Can we isolate you doing the hip, you doing the beatboxing? | ||
|
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Like... | |
| Alright, well, maybe not that. | ||
| Let's do that one more time. | ||
| You guys walk down that road. | ||
| It's like Grendel going to visit Beowulf. | ||
| I went too far back. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But also, when this does play, I need this to be clear. | ||
| His rap needs work. | ||
| It does. | ||
| It's not good. | ||
| We're not arguing on the quality of his rap. | ||
| I don't want anyone out there to think that I like bad rap. | ||
| We're well-documented hip-hop fans. | ||
| But you're not even like Grendel. | ||
| You're more like a one-foot-tall gremlin with a weenie so little you can't even see it. | ||
| I mean, spiritually, it's just a complete joke. | ||
| I miss the small weenie part. | ||
| What the hell is your problem, man? | ||
| Just get over the fact you hate yourself. | ||
| You're projecting it on us and just get out of the way. | ||
| Move, bitch. | ||
| Get out the way. | ||
| Get out the way. | ||
| You see them headlights? | ||
| I'm going 100 down the highway. | ||
| You're in the fast lane. | ||
| You see me? | ||
| Knock them curtains down. | ||
| You see what happens with the crowd? | ||
| You see what's going on? | ||
| You understand that I talk to people how they feel because I feel that way? | ||
| He legitimately said, you see what's happening with the crowd? | ||
| He's like pretending he's alive. | ||
| He's at a show. | ||
| In his head, he's at that Run the Jewels show, and he's... | ||
| This is fucking fantastic. | ||
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Holy fuck. | |
| We just destroyed your paradigm. | ||
| Well, like, look, earlier in the show, we were talking about me really psychoanalyzing him as a child and all this and being the expert on Alex Jones. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You did not know. | ||
| You did not know. | ||
| But that's why he's a fucking... | ||
| Like, I've described him as a propaganda onion. | ||
| We have... | ||
| There's layers. | ||
| We have gone through... | ||
| So many times, so many times, I've thought, there's just no more. | ||
| There's no deeper to go in Alex Jones. | ||
| Or I can never be surprised. | ||
| I can never be surprised by Alex Jones. | ||
| I am always and consistently surprised by Alex Jones. | ||
| I pulled this clip and I'm surprised. | ||
| You had no idea. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| To be fair, like I said, I pulled these clips drunk last night. | ||
| Anyway, let's get through this and see what happens after the wrapping. | ||
| Genuine? | ||
| Something you'll never have? | ||
| Genuine, actually. | ||
| Move! | ||
| Get out the way! | ||
| These people have searched for power, and all they've found is their own destruction. | ||
| They were only the stimuli to strengthen us and prod us to the next level. | ||
| I just had a horrifying thought. | ||
| What? | ||
| What if all of his entire show is avant-garde jazz? | ||
| Scat talk. | ||
| So we're going... | ||
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What if all of it is performance art jazz scat? | |
| What if it is? | ||
| We have to completely readjust our whole approach. | ||
| Okay, everybody who's listened to our podcast, we're going to delete all of the old ones. | ||
| We're starting fresh from the new premise that this is Scatman Carruthers. | ||
| Scatman Jones! | ||
| Come back to life. | ||
| Holy shit! | ||
| Wow. | ||
| It's... | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| I love this. | ||
| They were only the flies, the gnats, and the swamp biting us, so we'd get out of the swamp. | ||
| Get out of the swamp! | ||
| And they'd fly back confidently to their swamp and, you know, nest upon piles of crap. | ||
| Skip this break. | ||
| I just have to... | ||
| I'll skip them all. | ||
| I don't care anymore. | ||
| Let's go ahead and go to the president. | ||
| Here it is. | ||
| Unfortunately, much of the media in Washington, D.C., along with New York, Los Angeles, in particular, speaks. | ||
| Not for the people, but for the special interests and for those profiting off a very, very obviously broken system. | ||
| Like him! | ||
| The press has become so dishonest that if we don't talk about it, we are doing a tremendous disservice to the American people. | ||
| Tremendous disservice. | ||
| We have to talk about it to find out what's going on, because the press honestly is out of control. | ||
| The level of dishonesty is out of control. | ||
| I ran for president to represent the citizens of our country. | ||
| I am here to change the broken system so it serves their families and their communities well. | ||
| I am talking and really talking on this very entrenched power structure. | ||
| And what we're doing is we're talking about the power structure. | ||
| We're talking about its entrenchment. | ||
| I can't listen to this now without questioning whether Trump is laying a lazy verse down. | ||
| I've been infected now. | ||
| I'm looking for meter anywhere, and I'm just like, what is... | ||
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I've been destroyed. | |
| Oh, man. | ||
| I really wish you had... | ||
| God, I wish his voice were nowhere near us. | ||
| Yeah, but it won't be too much longer. | ||
| He's a... | ||
| Fucking crazy person. | ||
| Yeah, but you understand, like, Alex is playing just this clip because it's where he's not interacting and having to answer questions or anything like that. | ||
| He has his prepared statements, and they're wrong. | ||
| They're cancerous. | ||
| How do you... | ||
| But at the same time, he doesn't sound that crazy because he's not being called on shit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So Alex only, like, really... | ||
| Yeah, somehow what he just said, comparatively speaking, doesn't sound crazy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's how... | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| Through the looking glass, baby. | ||
| Result, the media is going through what they have to go through to oftentimes distort. | ||
| Not all the time. | ||
| And some of the media is fantastic, I have to say. | ||
| They're honest and fantastic. | ||
| But much of it is not the distortion. | ||
| And we'll talk about it. | ||
| You'll be able to ask me questions about it. | ||
| But we're not going to let it happen because I'm here again to take my message straight to the people. | ||
| As you know, our administration went on TV and was like, this is dangerous. | ||
| To be honest, I inherited a mess. | ||
| It's a mess. | ||
| I don't fully disagree with him. | ||
| Again? | ||
| The government is always a mess. | ||
| It is always a mess. | ||
| There's always entrenched interests. | ||
| There's always knots you have to untangle. | ||
| But the level of mess that he inherited compared to what Obama inherited eight years prior, it's unthinkable to think that he... | ||
| You know what I've never thought? | ||
| To come out there and be like... | ||
| Well, this is a mess. | ||
| I've never looked at a pile of laundry on my floor and been like, God damn it, I hate this mess. | ||
| You know what I'm gonna do? | ||
| Burn my couch down! | ||
| I'm gonna blame the gap. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The store? | ||
| I'm gonna blame whoever sold me these clothes, wherever they came from. | ||
| Oh, I inherited this fucking mess, so what I'm gonna do is I am going to... | ||
| What analogy is insane enough for this? | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| I haven't done laundry, so I am going to tell everyone who says I stink that they're a liar. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| How about start from the beginning, all right? | ||
| And I'm going to drop a beat for you. | ||
| I'm on the highway. | ||
| On the flyway. | ||
| No, this is done. | ||
| No, we're done. | ||
| I'm actually trying to rhyme. | ||
| I know, you're failing. | ||
| At home and abroad, a mess. | ||
| A mess. | ||
| Jobs are pouring out of the country. | ||
| They're not. | ||
| See what's going on with all of the companies leaving our country, going to Mexico and other places. | ||
| Definitely not. | ||
| Low pay, low wages. | ||
| Mass instability overseas, no matter where you look. | ||
| The Middle East, a disaster. | ||
| North Korea, we'll take care of it, folks. | ||
| We're going to take care of it all. | ||
| How? | ||
| I just want to let you know, I inherited a mess. | ||
| That's preemptive, like, alright, when this goes poorly, just know that... | ||
| It's not my fault. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's kind of what I do at work a little bit. | ||
| It's kind of... | ||
| But I know... | ||
| And my bosses know I'm kind of lying. | ||
| Right. | ||
| There's a thing where it's like, look, there's a whole lot of bills that are overdue. | ||
| I didn't... | ||
| I'm just starting. | ||
| So, like, if I can't get all of this paid, I inherited a mess. | ||
| First rule of government, blame the guys before you. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| And you know what? | ||
| For it. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Go for it. | ||
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| At the very least... | ||
| You're doing what everybody else did. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| But, I mean, he inherited a mess. | ||
| We're killing people with flying robots. | ||
| That's messy. | ||
| That's a bad inheritance. | ||
| The Middle East, it's been a mess for a long time. | ||
| I think it's in the Bible. | ||
| I think it is in the Bible. | ||
| North Korea? | ||
| Agreed. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| That's a mess. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| His saying, we're going to take care of it, is the scariest part of North Korea. | ||
| I am not afraid of North Korea. | ||
| I am afraid of Trump saying, we're going to take care of it. | ||
| I'm afraid of him antagonizing it. | ||
| I'm afraid of him saying, we're going to take care of anything. | ||
| Because anytime he says, we're going to take care of it, in my mind, I hear... | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| They killed Kim Jong-un's brother. | ||
| And the lady who killed him... | ||
| Thought it was a prank show. | ||
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What the fuck? | |
| How are we going to take care of this? | ||
| Do you know what's even crazier? | ||
| Now I'm reading shit that is implying that Kim Jong-un is the one who killed his brother. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| As a false flag. | ||
| No, probably. | ||
| It's the only thing that makes sense. | ||
| That's what I always assumed. | ||
| No, absolutely. | ||
| Because he was a defector and he left North Korea. | ||
| Like, his dad didn't like him. | ||
| That's why Kim Jong-un is in power. | ||
| You know, I didn't know anything about that. | ||
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| I did not know that he was a defector. | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| He tried to flee, and he's been living outside of the country for a long time. | ||
| Oh, well then, yeah, he's got to die. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| I think we're going to take care of it. | ||
| Trump's going to take care of it. | ||
| Getting on day one, our administration went to work to tackle these challenges. | ||
| On foreign affairs, we've already begun enormously productive talks with many foreign leaders, much of it you've covered, to move forward towards stability, security, and peace in the most troubled regions of the world, which there are many. | ||
| We've had great conversations with the United Kingdom and meetings, Israel, Mexico, Japan, China, and Canada. | ||
| Really, really productive conversations. | ||
| I would say far more... | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| We're listening to Alex Jones. | ||
| He wrote those notes. | ||
| They're his words. | ||
| Here, let's keep going. | ||
| Can he write? | ||
| We've even developed a new council with Canada to promote women's business leaders and entrepreneurs. | ||
| Very important to me. | ||
| Very important to my daughter, Ivanka. | ||
| I have directed our defense community headed by our great general, now Secretary Mattis. | ||
| He's over there now, working very hard. | ||
| That's like a weird shout-out. | ||
| At a wedding? | ||
| A group that celebrates the murder and torture of innocent people in large sections of the world. | ||
| Used to be a small group, now it's in large sections of the world. | ||
| They've spread like cancer. | ||
| Can we not listen to him speak ever again? | ||
| ISIS has spread like cancer. | ||
| And the globalists funded the whole thing. | ||
| Thank you, Alex. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Now, let's go to the key here. | ||
| Thank you for that. | ||
| Thank you for saving us. | ||
| Keep saying I'm with Russia with no growth, but I'm involved zero. | ||
| Hillary has ended up to her eyeballs, and way worse than the uranium, which even the New York Times has to admit she made the deals, took the money, did it? | ||
| No, they don't. | ||
| One of her aides got 30-plus million dollars. | ||
| Didn't. | ||
| And then they gave millions to her foundation. | ||
| I mean, this was a giant criminal op with foreign governments with her meeting secretly with Putin for Russia's interests. | ||
| That's what governments are supposed to do. | ||
| And if a country's wide open can be bought off, that's what they do. | ||
| It's Machiavelli. | ||
| That should stop. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So our main boogeymen now... | ||
| I'm your boogeyman. | ||
| ...are the press. | ||
| Yes, big time. | ||
| Big time the press. | ||
| They're the number one. | ||
| They're the number one boogeyman. | ||
| They're the enemy of the public. | ||
| Now, are we so low on boogeymen that we're still going after Hillary? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Because Hillary is actually directing the press to do what it's doing through Soros funding and what have you. | ||
| There's a unified field theory of boogeyman. | ||
| You've won. | ||
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Me? | |
| The world is over. | ||
| Stop shitting on Hillary. | ||
| Let her go. | ||
| Again, it's petty. | ||
| Let her go. | ||
| It's very petty. | ||
| Let her go. | ||
| Well, he can't because... | ||
| Because there are so few... | ||
| If there is a terrorist attack... | ||
| It's over, right? | ||
| Well, it's Hillary's fault. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| I mean, if Trump gets, if the government we have now gets a terrorist attack to sink their teeth into on America. | ||
| If there's like a 9-11. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Then they get to end the world. | ||
| Basically. | ||
| That's what they're going to do. | ||
| Trump has indicated he's very willing to use nuclear weapons. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| If there's any kind of justification for it. | ||
| He just wants to blow up everything. | ||
| Yeah, because he thinks that'll help. | ||
| But that's also because he read books on nuclear weapons when he was six. | ||
| Or, I'm sorry, that's Alex. | ||
| No, that's Alex. | ||
| Trump has been planning this since he was 12. Yes, he's been aware. | ||
| According to Alex, Trump has known the game plan. | ||
| He knows the... | ||
| I'm... | ||
| Listen. | ||
| I want to go... | ||
| We both ran out of gas immediately once the rap first hit. | ||
| Listen, also, the rest of this is just him responding to... | ||
| Yeah, no, there's no way this is gonna... | ||
| No. | ||
| He just listens to... | ||
| The parts of Trump's press conference that are not unhinged. | ||
| Even those are unhinged, though! | ||
| But they're not yelling at members of the press. | ||
| He's not being a complete dick to people for no reason. | ||
| He's just saying lies. | ||
| He's just saying a series of lies. | ||
| But when I think about unhinged, I think about how out of control he was, how abusive he was to people. | ||
| That sort of thing. | ||
| That is really... | ||
| What a simpler time when Unhinged was just a man shouting lies. | ||
| One reporter asked him about the bomb threats that had been going around to mosques and Jewish centers. | ||
| And he was like, I hate Jews! | ||
| I'm paraphrasing, of course. | ||
| His answer was... | ||
| People make this claim. | ||
| I hate this claim. | ||
| I am the least racist person you've ever heard. | ||
| I'm the least anti-Semitic person. | ||
| Alex doesn't play that clip because if he did, he would have to be like, okay, now here, Trump has no listening comprehension. | ||
| He doesn't understand what this person is actually asking him. | ||
| Now, on Trump's SAT argument, he did not get a good score. | ||
| Every single question that was asked at that press conference was not answered. | ||
| According to the question that was asked. | ||
| So Alex doesn't talk about any of that. | ||
| All he does is for about five minutes of his three-hour broadcast, because he gives up the fourth hour, he takes five minutes to play the parts where Trump is just talking and not answering questions. | ||
| He's lying, but he's not yelling and he's not combative. | ||
| And he's like, now the media is going to spin it that he's crazy. | ||
| And it's like, well... | ||
| If that's the only part that you're actually listening to, like if you're getting all of your news from Alex, you might think that that other stuff didn't happen. | ||
| Even if that's the only part you're listening to... | ||
| That's crazy! | ||
| It's not if you actually believe they're a globalist boogeyman. | ||
| That is crazy! | ||
| The media should spend... | ||
| If that was all that I read on a transcript on the WAPO, I don't know why I'm referencing them. | ||
| It's fun to say. | ||
| Buzz marketing WAPO. | ||
| El WAPO is there. | ||
| Known in Hispania. | ||
| Yikes. | ||
| Finish your fucking thought. | ||
| No, if that was the only transcript I read, that would be enough for me to go, this is fucking insane. | ||
| Everybody's losing their minds. | ||
| I'd be like, he can't possibly mean what he's saying. | ||
| That's a bad set. | ||
| That's just, none of it makes words sense. | ||
| You know how words... | ||
| They're supposed to make sense. | ||
| When you put them together, they're supposed to lead then towards, this is fucking insane. | ||
| What's awesome is that words make sentences. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I like where you're going. | ||
| The sentences are supposed to convey thoughts. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| Tell me about these thoughts. | ||
| And generally, when you want to... | ||
| I would prefer if you put it to a beat. | ||
| I should... | ||
| Okay. | ||
| We ruined this podcast with that. | ||
| We fucking are done. | ||
| How do we end this? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. |