On today's episode, Dan tells Jordan about what has happened in the world of Alex Jones in the last week, particularly on January 19, 2017. Topics covered include: Why aren't you mad that clones don't have rights? Does a tape of Trump saying the N-word exist? If it does exist, what should Trump do about it? Is kissing your wife sexual assault?
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| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
| I'm a huge fan. | ||
| I love your work. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| Hey, hello, everybody. | ||
| This is the show where I have listened to too much InfoWars, and Alex Jones in particular. | ||
| And I sit down and have a little chat about what I've learned with my friend. | ||
| Jordan, who has no goddamn idea what's going on with Alex Jones. | ||
| It's a fun exploration over a glass of wine. | ||
| We're still in... | ||
| So I think I'm just looking to find out whether or not he's stupid or evil. | ||
| He's evil. | ||
| He's evil, okay. | ||
| Yeah, he's evil and he's banking on everyone else's stupidity. | ||
| Now that answer has been given. | ||
| Definitive, definitive. | ||
| Asked and answered. | ||
| All done, yep. | ||
| This is kind of fun, because you and I sit down, we have a bottle of wine, and we talk about this stuff. | ||
| It's kind of like an insane book club. | ||
| Yeah, it is. | ||
| It's a lot like that. | ||
| It's a lot like we're for, you know... | ||
| Relatively middle-aged women just trying to get away from their husbands for a little bit and do some women things. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Except our version is a weird Texan shouting borderline racist shit all the time. | ||
| He's going to talk a lot about race on today's show, so I hope you're ready for that. | ||
| Great. | ||
| I never would have guessed. | ||
| Here's a couple of topics that are going to come up in weird ways. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Race. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Consent. | ||
| Those two should not. | ||
| But okay. | ||
| Globalists. | ||
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Of course. | |
| So last we spoke. | ||
| That to me sounds like they're just really looking for Ethiopians to submit to running to the Boston Marathon again. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Against their will. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| The last we spoke, we recorded a couple episodes over the weekend. | ||
| We're recording this on the eve of the inauguration. | ||
| This will be out on Friday. | ||
| And I want to fill everyone in on what the week has been like listening to the Alex Jones program. | ||
| You look confused. | ||
| Well, now, all I'm thinking right now is, like, this day will go down in history. | ||
| He says something exactly like that. | ||
| Right, right, no. | ||
| He does an FDR. | ||
| Like, oh, man. | ||
| This day will be studied for generations. | ||
| It will. | ||
| It will. | ||
| No, there's no... | ||
| Nope, that is 100% correct. | ||
| There are a bunch of things he says that I didn't isolate because they're just little one-offs. | ||
| Comments that I'm like, I totally agree with that. | ||
| Like that. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And then one was like, things are getting increasingly desperate. | ||
| Like, yep, I'm right there with you. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| We disagree about what you're talking about. | ||
| But yeah. | ||
| So on Monday, we all expected Alex would be back in studio. | ||
| He was not. | ||
| Dun, dun, dun! | ||
| He was still on his workcation. | ||
| But he's like, I'll be back in on Tuesday. | ||
| Meaning I'm working on the road. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Workcation. | ||
| Tuesday, he's supposed to be back in studio. | ||
| Tuesday. | ||
| I turn it on on Tuesday. | ||
| Fucking David Knight is in the studio. | ||
| What the fuck is going on? | ||
| David Knight is not Alex Jones. | ||
| So David Knight's like, hey, guess what? | ||
| Alex is going to be in later with some breaking news of lethal consequences. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| I love that show. | ||
| So we'll talk a little bit about Tuesday in a second. | ||
| But then I was like, all right, Alex is back. | ||
| Because he does show up and host... | ||
| He hosted the last hour of the show. | ||
| On Tuesday. | ||
| Well, Roger Stone came in and did a bit of it. | ||
| We'll talk about that in a second, too. | ||
| But then, so Wednesday, I'm like, fucking Alex is back, baby. | ||
| And I turn it on. | ||
| It's fucking David Knight again. | ||
| And guess what? | ||
| He's like, hey, it's Thursday. | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
| For the first three minutes of the show, he thinks it's Thursday. | ||
| He thinks it's Thursday. | ||
| He says the inauguration is tomorrow. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| He literally time-jumped. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| But I'm like, alright, this is still not enough to make David Knight interesting. | ||
| I am not listening to this bullshit. | ||
| So I turned it off on Wednesday. | ||
| Time travel is not enough to make David Knight interesting? | ||
| Alex Jones at Infowars makes time travel boring. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| That is a good point. | ||
| So Wednesday I checked out and I didn't listen to it because you can't pay me enough to listen to two hours of David Knight and his smug bullshit. | ||
| I just can't do it. | ||
| That is, listeners, send an email to knowledgefight at gmail.com with your offer to pay Dan enough money to do this. | ||
| Let's be clear. | ||
| Donate to my Patreon. | ||
| It's at patreon.com slash freezing point if you want to donate to make me listen to David Knight. | ||
| I'll do it. | ||
| I don't give a shit. | ||
| That's basically torture porn. | ||
| If you livestream it... | ||
| No, no. | ||
| I'll listen to it and I'll do one solo. | ||
| With just talking about David Knight. | ||
| That would be your drunken Alex Jones missive from the road moment. | ||
| I'm having a tough time. | ||
| So then, Thursday, which is today when we're recording, Alex Jones broadcasting live from D.C. Hell yeah. | ||
| In anticipation of the inauguration... | ||
| When you're listening to this, on Friday, they're starting a 14-hour live broadcast at 8 a.m. | ||
| I will be listening to as much of it as I can stomach at the office, and I'll give you as much of a report as I can. | ||
| Now, back to Tuesday. | ||
| Excellent. | ||
| Tuesday. | ||
| So Tuesday happened, unfortunately. | ||
| And what ended up happening was... | ||
| Most days, I say, unfortunately happened. | ||
| So the show starts David Knight's broadcasting, and Alex has some of these... | ||
| Yeah, he's been doing this... | ||
| Just getting on his phone and recording shit? | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| Sending in special reports? | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| So they have some special reports that air before Alex makes it to the studio. | ||
| Could we? | ||
| God, I want to get into his voice memos and see how many times he tried to record it and then made a fuck up and was like, oh, goddammit, I don't believe in the globalists. | ||
| Oh, shit, I can't send that one. | ||
| Can I make a prediction? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| No takes. | ||
| As you can hear, I think you can hear from these clips, he's recording these on a plane. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| At one point, I think I cut it out, but at one point he's in the middle of a sentence, he's like, how you doing, man? | ||
| God damn it, I hate babies on here. | ||
| You guys hate babies on the plane. | ||
| I hate all babies. | ||
| In Trump's America, babies won't be born. | ||
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Indeed. | |
| They'll be grown. | ||
| Take the red pill. | ||
| So when he does get to the studio... | ||
| I don't have clips of this because I don't give a fuck. | ||
| His big news that he was teasing was that Roger Stone has been poisoned with polonium. | ||
| Roger Stone, the consummate Trump insider. | ||
| He worked for a number of administrations. | ||
| I believe he worked for the Nixon administration. | ||
| Yeah, and he's been on TV a lot recently. | ||
| Yeah, he's been hosting the Alex Jones show. | ||
| Right, but I mean like real TV. | ||
| No, no, but I mean he's been hosting the fourth hour almost entirely the time that he claims he was deadly sick. | ||
| Have you seen pictures of people who have been poisoned with polonium? | ||
| I have not. | ||
| Is polonium radioactive? | ||
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Yes. | |
| Okay. | ||
| Massively. | ||
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You can't get out of bed. | |
| You can't get out of bed. | ||
| You can't move. | ||
| Isn't that how Putin was supposed to have assassinated that one dude? | ||
| Yep, the ex-KGB agent. | ||
| Excellent. | ||
| They do talk about that a little bit. | ||
| He's like, well, that wasn't really Russia. | ||
| That was MI6. | ||
| How is that not really? | ||
| It was MI6. | ||
| It was a false flag. | ||
| You can't just do that. | ||
| Well, he wants to make Russia seem okay. | ||
| I know, but you can't just do that. | ||
| I guess you can. | ||
| If you just make shit up, you can. | ||
| That's such a great move. | ||
| Like, there's no fighting. | ||
| It just, nope, it's different. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Wait, no, we have all this. | ||
| No, you don't. | ||
| Fake news. | ||
| Speaking of fake news. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| If you were poisoned with polonium. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Any doctor would be able to do a test, a blood test. | ||
| The half-life is not such that it would be out of your blood. | ||
| It would be traceable. | ||
| Right. | ||
| The lethal dose is about the size of a grain of salt. | ||
| I did some research on this. | ||
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Okay. | |
| How long before it kills you? | ||
| It is kind of a gradual thing. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| It varies depending on the fat in your blood or in your system and stuff. | ||
| Have you considered that it's possible? | ||
| Roger Stone. | ||
| Is immune to radiation. | ||
| It's entirely possible. | ||
| It's never been seen before. | ||
| That is my operating theory. | ||
| Have you ever seen him and radiation in the same room? | ||
| I think you nailed this one. | ||
| This is a perfect theory. | ||
| He repels it. | ||
| So here's the best thing about lying about doctors. | ||
| They can't say that you're lying. | ||
| Because there's laws about confidentiality. | ||
| Yes, that's true. | ||
| So if you lie and say, hey, my doctors think it's X. They can't come out and say, we never said that. | ||
| Right. | ||
| They can't. | ||
| It's perfect. | ||
| Well, and also, if you don't name names, you don't even have to have seen a doctor. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| What about now? | ||
| I do believe he probably had a stomach bug. | ||
| Is Dr. Wallach an expert in veterinary radiation as well? | ||
| I think there was a class at Mizzou about that. | ||
| See, now there we go. | ||
| So anyway. | ||
| And his boner pills, surprise. | ||
| Cure radiation poisoning. | ||
| And give dogs red rockets. | ||
| They do. | ||
| So all that stuff is... | ||
| They fuck the radiation right into you. | ||
| I can't stand talking about that stuff, so I don't have any clips of that. | ||
| But there were some other things that Alex got into on Tuesday's show that I think are worth covering. | ||
| Jam-packed. | ||
| Here's the first one. | ||
| This is about... | ||
| This is... | ||
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This is actually... | |
| Who cares? | ||
| He's coming to Washington. | ||
| New suit. | ||
| I got one tonight, too, for the deplorable, which you're going to be speaking at. | ||
| Yeah, which they caught the Democrats at the ping-pong pizza place. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Planning to gas us. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Can you imagine if we got caught planning to gas people and causing a stampede? | ||
| Oh, it would be the end of the world. | ||
| I would be arrested for the next day. | ||
| I would be in jail. | ||
| Those guys are walking around. | ||
| It's no big deal. | ||
| No big deal. | ||
| Well, that's because the cops aren't bad, but the political bureaucrats above them, it's D.C., they think it's great. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, they want to see it shut down. | ||
| They would love nothing more than to see it all shut down. | ||
| Notice they tried to imply that I was trying to get violence to the ping pong place. | ||
| What I was saying, that's probably a distraction from all the other stuff. | ||
| And then meanwhile, they're at the ping pong place calling for gassing us. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Hats off to Project Veritas. | ||
| They really hit another one out. | ||
| And that's amazing because that probably would have happened had they not had one of their guys in on the inside. | ||
| So, did you catch what was up there? | ||
| What? | ||
| Okay, so they talk a bunch about... | ||
| On Tuesday's show, they had James O 'Keefe on from Project Veritas. | ||
| Real quick. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| When he says they were plotting to gas us, does he mean just InfoWars? | ||
| No, Trump people. | ||
| All Trump people. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So their story and the video... | ||
| Are they all going to be in an easily gasable place in the near future? | ||
| Yeah, the outdoor inauguration. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Now... | ||
| No, the deplorable is what they're talking about. | ||
| The deplorable, which, God bless them. | ||
| That's a solid pun. | ||
| You gotta give him that. | ||
| It's like a... | ||
| It's dumb. | ||
| It's very dumb. | ||
| But, hey. | ||
| I like the repurposing negative things as a positive. | ||
| That is pretty good. | ||
| Like liberal women calling themselves nasty women. | ||
| Shit like that. | ||
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Right, right, right. | |
| So, I mean, hats off to you guys. | ||
| Although, nasty women is way better than deplorable. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, you're not wrong. | ||
| But, so, Project Veritas put out a video where it purported... | ||
| God, Project Veritas is such a... | ||
| That is somebody who's cosplaying Lord of the Rings while they're doing that. | ||
| We all know what they have done, right? | ||
| They did that bogus video about Acorn where he ended up having to issue a public apology and pay $100,000 in a court settlement because he was shown to have manipulated videos to show people saying things they didn't say. | ||
| He purported to have worn a pimp costume into the Acorn. | ||
| Place? | ||
| He did not. | ||
| That's pretty fucking funny. | ||
| But he didn't do it. | ||
| That would be fucking great. | ||
| He's like a guy who liked jackass but couldn't commit. | ||
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Okay. | |
| So I did a little looking into James O 'Keefe's other... | ||
| And then he also did the one where it was... | ||
| Was that the same one as the selling fetal tissue one? | ||
| No, I think that was someone else. | ||
| The Planned Parenthood one was someone else. | ||
| But they did the same thing and had to pay out. | ||
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Why are they all... | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Because they're not journalists. | ||
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Well, yeah. | |
| They think they are, but they're not. | ||
| They don't know the rules. | ||
| They don't know the rules. | ||
| Also, in August 2010, James O 'Keefe planned a staged encounter with CNN correspondent Abby Boudreau, who was doing a documentary on the young conservative movement. | ||
| He set up an appointment at his office in Maryland to discuss a video shoot. | ||
| Izzy Santa, which is a crazy name, executive... | ||
| I could have swore that what you meant was like, is James O 'Keefe Santa? | ||
| I'm like, I mean, the evidence isn't in yet. | ||
| They weren't in the same room. | ||
| I wonder if he has a hastily edited video showing that he is Santa. | ||
| Is he Santa? | ||
| Answers no. | ||
| Executive director of Project Veritas warned Boudreaux that O 'Keefe was planning to punk her on the boat by trying to seduce her, which he would film on hidden cameras. | ||
| Boudreaux did not board the boat and soon left the area. | ||
| CNN later published a 13-page plan written by O 'Keefe mentor Ben Wetmore. | ||
| It lists props for the boat scheme, including pornography, sexual aids, condoms, a blindfold, and fuzzy handcuffs. | ||
| Maybe the locker up ones. | ||
| There we are! | ||
| Full circle. | ||
| When questioned by CNN, O 'Keefe denied that he was going to follow the Wetmore plan as he found parts of it inappropriate. | ||
| Boudreaux commented... | ||
| Parts of it! | ||
| Parts of it! | ||
| Parts of the 13-page plan written by the guy named Wetmore? | ||
| Wetmore... | ||
| So everyone's name is ridiculous! | ||
| What is happening here? | ||
| Boudreaux commented, that does not appear to be true according to the series of emails we obtained from Izzy Santa, who says the emails revealed James' true intentions. | ||
| Following the Boudreaux incident, Project Veritas paid Izzy Santa a five-figure settlement, which included a non-disclosure agreement. | ||
| So, you know, we can see. | ||
| Maybe Izzy was telling the truth on that one. | ||
| Why do we always have to have the signed the non-disclosure agreement bullshit? | ||
| Because everybody's got to fucking hide. | ||
| Can't we just put somebody in jail? | ||
| Can't we put them in jail just for, like, that's a crime? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Let's just do that. | ||
| He's constantly also been caught trying to get people to commit voter fraud, and then they're on tape being like, we're not going to do that. | ||
| This is illegal. | ||
| Yeah, that's... | ||
| Bad. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So in this case, the most recent one. | ||
| He's like the devil in the book of Job. | ||
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Or in the devil went down to Georgia. | |
| He's trying to make a deal. | ||
| Yeah, but he's a really shitty devil. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, he's just bad. | ||
| Like, hey, man, I'll give you like 50 bucks for your soul. | ||
| That's not enough, dude. | ||
| He's literally committing entrapment. | ||
| Yeah, no, but you can't commit entrapment if you're not part of the... | ||
| If you're not a cop. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| So in the latest video, he taped some people who were progressive activists who were planning to put a stink bomb in the ventilation at the deplorable, which would cause a stampede or blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So Alex and his cohorts were all like, you know, that's acid. | ||
| That could burn your skin. | ||
| That could burn your skin. | ||
| And then they could stampede. | ||
| It's all this bullshit. | ||
| I'm glad they're replying to that with their usual clear-headed kind of rational eyes. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's acid. | ||
| It's acid. | ||
| It is. | ||
| It's a stink bomb, but it's acid. | ||
| It's acid. | ||
| So there's a group called Undercurrent that has other videos about this incident. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And I think they might be a little more telling. | ||
| You can find them very easily online. | ||
| They're part of Project Gravitas, right? | ||
| We're more important than the truth. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Project Gravitas. | ||
| It's just about throwing mashed potatoes around. | ||
| Is he Santa? | ||
| So they have video of one of James O 'Keefe's associates, one of his coordinators at Project Veritas, offering huge amounts of money for these people to cause chaos at the Trump inauguration. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So basically, they have... | ||
| Part A. And the James O 'Keefe has part B, where they follow through with the plan that they established with one of James O 'Keefe's associates. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| It's so stupid. | ||
| I don't understand why, I don't understand where you're, like, do you not see how brilliant this plan is? | ||
| It's brilliant! | ||
| No one can trace it back to him. | ||
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No. | |
| He's got other people on it. | ||
| No, of course. | ||
| He didn't make the offer. | ||
| It's super crazy. | ||
| It's the honeypot sting, but run by idiots. | ||
| It's like if there was a honeypot inside a honeypot. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's so stupid. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| So they're really up on this gassing narrative, and they won't stop fucking talking about it, except they do for a little bit. | ||
| Here's one of Alex's special reports that is weird. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| We are now about three and a half days out from this historic event taking place. | ||
| I should just say this for context in case. | ||
| He's going to talk about the alleged tapes from The Apprentice that are said to exist. | ||
| Wait, wait. | ||
| Said? | ||
| Said to exist? | ||
| Well, they're said to exist and be horrible. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| They allegedly exist of Trump saying the N-word and shit. | ||
| Oh, right, right. | ||
| Those. | ||
| The ones that inexplicably Tom Arnold has. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| No, that's fine that Tom Arnold is actually the arbiter of our democracy. | ||
| I always knew it would come down to that, ever since I saw True Lies. | ||
| Ever since I saw The Stupids. | ||
| So this is what I think is supposed to be preemptive damage control, but it spins out of control so fucking fast, and it's hilarious. | ||
| And Paul Watson wrote a big story yesterday. | ||
| Concerning a NBC source. | ||
| And it looks credible. | ||
| I'm not saying the report's credible. | ||
| I'm saying that the source, it looks like he is at NBC. | ||
| We have quite a few sources. | ||
| I'll just leave it at that. | ||
| But they're saying that there is a tape compilation going back over the 14 seasons or whatever of The Apprentice with him sitting in the chair saying things like his son's retarded and making dirty jokes. | ||
| And supposedly the N-word. | ||
| You know, the thing about Trump, whether this is true or not, is the top people that have known him for a long time, is he does like to basically tell dirty jokes, anything that a comedian would do. | ||
| And he doesn't even do it that often, but almost like a stress reliever or a way to break the ice. | ||
| He will sit there and a lot of times actually deprecate himself as well. | ||
| You know, call himself retarded. | ||
| No way. | ||
| No, he does not. | ||
| I'm not defending any of this, but we've all known high-powered people that have to focus all the time that sometimes when they're letting off steam act pretty stupid. | ||
| So that's absolutely not true. | ||
| Well, I mean, we all do know high-powered people who do have to let off steam. | ||
| No, true. | ||
| But the part about Trump being self-deprecating, I can't imagine that ever been the case. | ||
| No, never. | ||
| But here's where it spins. | ||
| Out of control. | ||
| And this is no longer really about the damage control. | ||
| Right. | ||
| This is about him now. | ||
| This becomes so fucked up. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I don't personally do it in those ways. | ||
| I do act silly sometimes, but I'm not even getting into all of that. | ||
| The point is, is that they would have already released this tape if it was real previously during the election. | ||
| If it is, quote, real. | ||
| The word is, it's so heavily edited with jump cuts that it's just like when people take stuff I've said and edit it together and take it out of context. | ||
| Now, if you did ever use the N-word, even in any context, it's not right because people can then use it and basically twist it. | ||
| But it's used as a power word. | ||
| But frankly, growing up, what I heard it used was by black folks. | ||
| I was always offended by it personally just because I was basically brought up that putting people down for what group they're a part of is what losers do. | ||
| But regardless of that... | ||
| So, I mean, you caught that, right? | ||
| He's like, the reason you shouldn't say the N-word is because people can twist it. | ||
| Yeah, no. | ||
| I would hate for somebody to take the N-word out of context. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's a power word. | ||
| God, that's ludicrous. | ||
| Also, I like that he doesn't do it very often. | ||
| So even if he does it, it's not like it's an all-the-time thing. | ||
| Yeah, you know. | ||
| He's a monster on weekends. | ||
| The other part that elicited a huge laugh that is fascinating is this, like, when I heard that word growing up was from black people and it offended me. | ||
| Calm down. | ||
| I heard it coming from black people. | ||
| So one, that means it's okay for me to say it now forever. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But I'm also offended by it because I'm a way better person than you. | ||
| So even if I do say the N-word, one, it's because I'm just like black people. | ||
| And two, it's because just like black people, I'm offended by the use of that word. | ||
| So I'm going to say the N-word a lot is really what he's trying to say. | ||
| That's kind of the subtext. | ||
| He just laid out... | ||
| All of that stuff, to me, was exactly like the OJ book. | ||
| If I did it, here's how I would do it. | ||
| If the tape exists, here's what it is. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Now, it's all okay. | ||
| But my favorite part is he opens it with his famous We Have a Source. | ||
| We have a source. | ||
| We have lots of sources. | ||
| You wouldn't believe it. | ||
| I'm not even going to get into that. | ||
| But the barrage is... | ||
| It's a credible source. | ||
| We don't know if the report's credible yet. | ||
| You should probably know that first. | ||
| But to be fair, again, it's like reporting on something existing. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| We've talked about that in other contexts. | ||
| We know it's a credible source. | ||
| Or at least we know it's a source at NBC. | ||
| We think it's a source at NBC. | ||
| So, it may be somebody at NBC who may have something. | ||
| That might be trustworthy. | ||
| And if it is, it's heavily edited. | ||
| If it is, it's not that true anyways. | ||
| That is like a spiraling out of control, trying to hide everything in there. | ||
| It's amazing rationalization. | ||
| He makes so many pre-excuses for things. | ||
| It's amazing! | ||
| We all know rich people just need to get stuff out every now and then. | ||
| Have a scotch. | ||
| Strangle a homeless man like other rich people do. | ||
| Don't say the N-word. | ||
| Assuming that this tape is real, Alex has a weird plan for what Trump should do. | ||
| Oh, and we skipped over one little part in there where he's like... | ||
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You know, I do a lot of weird shit, but I'm not even going to get into that. | |
| Like, what weird shit do you do, Alex? | ||
| I wish he was in barfly mode. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Like, no, I don't do that. | ||
| I don't say the N-word or anything, but I do a lot of weird shit, man. | ||
| I could show you the whole world. | ||
| How I like to unwind every now and again is I like to put some barbecue sauce. | ||
| Right up my butthole. | ||
| I shouldn't be getting into it. | ||
| I have sources. | ||
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I've got a gorilla penis bone that I masturbate with. | |
| I use sounding. | ||
| It's where you put it in the hole. | ||
| Not the butthole. | ||
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The pee-pee hole. | |
| And he would totally say pee-pee hole. | ||
| And then he'd be like, I hate to talk about this on the air, but it's in the news, so I've got to cover it. | ||
| I've got to cover it. | ||
| So here is his plan. | ||
| I'm sorry for swearing. | ||
| I would never say the N-word. | ||
| Here's his plan for what Trump should do if the tape is real. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So, this... | ||
| See, now this is the craziest thing. | ||
| This is the first time he's wargamesing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We're the ones always doing it. | ||
| This is the first time where he's trying to think ten moves ahead. | ||
| And I'm going to go with, he's not good at it. | ||
| He's not, but he's way better than us. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And you'll see by the time it gets to the end of this. | ||
| This clip might be a little bit long, but it is worth every penny. | ||
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But let's just move on from that. | |
| Trump. | ||
| If this comes out and they've twisted or they're demonizing him, needs to just own the whole deal and say that people sit around, they joke around, they try to be shocking, you know, it's wrong that he did it, but that he was already making up for things like that and things that have happened in the past that other people have done that's wrong, but are really trying to focus on truly empowering all the communities in this country and bringing people together. | ||
| And then he should come out and talk about the fact that 51% of black people are more, on average, who never get out of the womb in this country, and that we should work to make sure that that genocide created by Margaret Sanger and pushed by the leftists is stopped. | ||
| And then he should go on a tour of black churches and go up there with the folks and pray with them and hug everybody and have national unity. | ||
| That's what we need, is to come together against the globalists. | ||
| I realize that they're out to get us all, and that's my final point. | ||
| So I wanted to stop here. | ||
| I didn't edit this clip at all. | ||
| For no reason. | ||
| I don't know if there's anything for us to talk about there. | ||
| No, not at all. | ||
| We all know how well it went the last time Trump went to a black church. | ||
| When they told him to stop talking about Hillary from the pulpit. | ||
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Almost got the light at a church. | |
| But I wanted to cut in there just to decompress because that's good advice, I think. | ||
| And I have to assure you, I did not do anything dishonest with this editing. | ||
| This is exactly where the clip goes. | ||
| This is heavily edited. | ||
| You can't believe him. | ||
| You can't believe anything they say. | ||
| He's part of the globalists. | ||
| Ladies and gentlemen, they are growing humans that are part animal in cows and in other large mammals. | ||
| They are harvesting their organs. | ||
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Humanoids have been created. | |
| They don't have any rights. | ||
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They are put to a horrible experimentation. | |
| We talk about animal rights. | ||
| Fine. | ||
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What about human rights? | |
| Or what about clone rights? | ||
| Or what about chimera rights? | ||
| And what about the globalist funding Islamists who's taking over and killing hundreds of thousands of people all over the Middle East and Africa? | ||
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What about all the horrible... | |
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| No, no, no, no, no, no, no. | ||
| No. | ||
| What? | ||
| What's the problem? | ||
| What's the problem? | ||
| You can't go from chimeras are real. | ||
| To Islamic fundamentalist jihadis. | ||
| Talking about, you missed one step in there. | ||
| Clone rights? | ||
| You missed a step in there. | ||
| Not only are chimeras real, they should have rights! | ||
| They should have rights! | ||
| Who is talking about their rights, huh? | ||
| Black Lives Matter? | ||
| Where's Clone Lives Matter, huh? | ||
| Essentially, that's literally what he's saying. | ||
| That's what he's doing! | ||
| That's what he's saying! | ||
| You know that technique, you gotta see both sides of it. | ||
| He's trying to both sides civil rights with chimera rights! | ||
| With imaginary rights! | ||
| Wow. | ||
| But he has documents. | ||
| He has documents. | ||
| They're growing human babies. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| Animal hybrids. | ||
| And this is immediately following his 51% of African Americans are dead in the womb. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Which I feel like is an easy statistic to prove wrong? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Because isn't that not how population numbers work? | ||
| It's definitely not. | ||
| I don't know the numbers on it, but I do know my BS detector went off. | ||
| I don't think 50% of any population gets aborted. | ||
| Yeah, I'm going to say that's probably a lot. | ||
| I think he's probably including, like, contraception in there or something like that. | ||
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Yeah, that would make sense. | |
| I mean, he has to, like, morning after pills or something like that. | ||
| Does he include the pull-out method and that whole thing? | ||
| The rhythm method? | ||
| I know that it's going to get you. | ||
| Hold on, there's more of this clip. | ||
| Okay, all right. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| Clone rights. | ||
| So Trump should tour black churches and hug people. | ||
| I forgot about that! | ||
| I got lost in clone rights! | ||
| That leads directly to chimera rights and something about abortion. | ||
| And now... | ||
| Things Obama's done funding the Muslim Brotherhood. | ||
| What about all the major wars they've been fighting as you're trying to start a war with Russia? | ||
| What about all the genetic engineering and the GMO and the glyphosates that have caused hundreds of millions of women worldwide to reportedly get breast cancer? | ||
| These are the real holocausts that are going on. | ||
| And instead, all we ever obsess over is what the media tells us to get obsessed over and these big faux issues they bring up that we're all completely sick and tired of. | ||
| But quite frankly, I can say that I've I've never done anything consciously racist. | ||
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In fact, I am so sick and tired of having every major issue out there. | |
| Tell me how you've never been racist. | ||
| Disinformation. | ||
| Oh, give me those words, baby. | ||
| So he's never done anything consciously racist, ever? | ||
| Never. | ||
| Never once! | ||
| And how dare you suggest... | ||
| I mean, I would argue that him saying that he was offended by black people saying the N-word borders on racist. | ||
| That's probably the definition of racist, I would say. | ||
| I would also say that I don't think... | ||
| He's offended by an entire race of people saying a word. | ||
| Regarding race that offends him. | ||
| I think, though, that his definition of consciously racist would be horribly limited. | ||
| Yeah, I would say he thinks... | ||
| Punching a black dude because he's black. | ||
| No, that's not racist. | ||
| But I bet that's what... | ||
| You have to shoot a black man to get to racist territory. | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| And that's only if you're not a cop. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| And that's also only if you also have palladium poisoning at the same time. | ||
| Polonium. | ||
| Polonium poisoning. | ||
| Palladium poisoning. | ||
| Palladium, isn't that from Iron Man or something? | ||
| Or it's, uh, I don't know. | ||
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Anyway. | |
| I bet that poisons you too. | ||
| So those are the clips that I took from Tuesday's show. | ||
| And, okay. | ||
| He also shits on- He's right. | ||
| Why aren't we talking about all the wars we're fighting? | ||
| No, agreed. | ||
| He nails that. | ||
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Fair enough. | |
| And then goes immediately to hundreds of millions of women get breast cancer because of glyphosates. | ||
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All right. | |
| But again, that's probably part of his, like, enabling himself to make a sales pitch. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Right. | ||
| Well, GMOs. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| GMOs. | ||
| So, uh- And that includes chimeras. | ||
| The other stuff that he ranted on that I didn't take clips of is John Lewis is an asshole. | ||
| Never done a consciously racist thing in his life. | ||
| John Lewis? | ||
| Racist all the time. | ||
| Basically, his point is like, why can't Trump, you know, like, John Lewis. | ||
| Do you know how racist John Lewis is? | ||
| Super. | ||
| He's so racist, he's black. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Racism turns you dark from within. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So his argument, Alex's argument that he makes is like, okay, so John Lewis gets out there and says that Trump isn't a legitimate president. | ||
| And then Trump, all he does is get on Twitter and say, hey man, I want to work with you to fix stuff. | ||
| That, ooh, wait? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Wait? | |
| Whoa, wait. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No. | ||
| His argument is that his tweets were really nice and trying to get John Lewis to work with him. | ||
| Which is not true. | ||
| That's not true. | ||
| No, his tweets were insulting as fuck. | ||
| Didn't he basically condescend upon him to an extent not seen since the early days of Alex Jones? | ||
| Yeah, it was all like you're a man of all talk, no action. | ||
| Yeah, all talk, no action. | ||
| You would never have marched with Martin Luther King Jr. like you did. | ||
| But the response to that by Alex and David Knight are like, yeah, what has he done lately? | ||
| Ugh. | ||
| Becoming... | ||
| Fuck off. | ||
| Becoming a congressman working for his... | ||
| Help stage a sit-in to try and get gun rights or gun control passed, which they hate. | ||
| Doing literally everything he can possibly do. | ||
| Being effective. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, like, just because he can't just, like, wave his hand and gun control happens doesn't mean that... | ||
| Being a giant pain in the ass for the people who are fighting against it. | ||
| No, but see, they don't want gun control to happen. | ||
| They actually think that's a negative. | ||
| No, I know that. | ||
| Because that's part of taking away your guns. | ||
| But that's... | ||
| I mean, regardless of what... | ||
| Like, regardless of what side he's on, you can't say he's all talk. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| He is acting. | ||
| Yeah, you have to say, I disagree with you, but you are acting. | ||
| Yeah, you know what? | ||
| I didn't even think about that. | ||
| That's a really good point, because... | ||
| Shouldn't you just... | ||
| Like, shouldn't by... | ||
| You know, that doesn't... | ||
| Denote a degree of respect for your position, but that you are doing it. | ||
| You're a man of action, but I resent that you're acting. | ||
| You're a man, as opposed to your all talk, which is, you're a weak plaything for the... | ||
| Gravitas Project. | ||
| And the globalists. | ||
| And the globalists and all of your... | ||
| Are you a clone? | ||
| You have to tell me if you're a clone! | ||
| Jordan, we have a lot of business to get to. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Let's get to it. | ||
| All that aside, now we jump to Thursday's show. | ||
| The rest of the clips from today are going to be from January 19th, 2017. | ||
| Alex broadcasting live from Washington, D.C. And I want to say this up top. | ||
| This was one of the more unpleasant episodes. | ||
| I've had to listen to to break down. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Because it's one of the most full of fear episodes of the time that we've been covering. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And... | ||
| Now? | ||
| Yeah, we're hitting... | ||
| On the eve before what we'll call Trumpmas. | ||
| I gotta be honest, I didn't catch at first that you were being sarcastic. | ||
| I thought you were actually surprised. | ||
| I mean, I am sarcastic, but at the same time... | ||
| Actually, we talked about this. | ||
| He doesn't know how to deal with being the winner. | ||
| So in response to that, he's just going even more batshit out there with fear. | ||
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That's why Roger Stone has been poisoned with polonium. | |
| Right, exactly. | ||
| That's why you're going to hear what his new narrative is here that is wacky. | ||
| This first clip I'm going to play is how he opened the show. | ||
| This is the beginning moments of the show. | ||
| And it sort of is his prediction of what's going to happen in the next 24 hours from broadcast time. | ||
| If my phone will load the clip! | ||
| I bet his prediction... | ||
| Oh, you want to predict the prediction? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| So, here's the prediction from me. | ||
| He believes that there will be an assassination attempt not on Trump. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| But... | ||
| On Pence? | ||
| No, I mean, you can kill Pence at any time. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And Trump won't even care. | ||
| Frankly, that's what Pence's wife thinks all the time. | ||
| It's just like, you can kill him anytime. | ||
| I don't even care. | ||
| Let's go with a Democrat. | ||
| Ooh. | ||
| So, he predicts that there's an assassination, if not an assassination, but an attempt on a Democrat. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And it's going to be by somebody in the globalist network. | ||
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Uh-huh. | |
| But they're going to make it look like a... | ||
| And they're going to make it look like it was a Trump supporter who did it. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| You're wrong. | ||
| That's not his prediction. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Now, I don't want to sit here on the show every segment and say, see, I told you so over and over again, but I've warned everybody, if they were going to try to take the president out, they would use COG. | ||
| And when we come back from break, we have CNN reports and other... | ||
| Yeah, you know me. | ||
| He doesn't really actually ever explain what that means, but it means continuity of government. | ||
| Okay, so what they would do... | ||
| There's a plan in place in case anything happens. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Because in the past, there have been issues where, you know, it's unclear. | ||
| So they had to sit down. | ||
| Everyone sat down and was like, okay, if this happens, then that. | ||
| Well, Edith Wilson was president for two years because nobody else was allowed to see Woodrow. | ||
| Fair enough. | ||
| I didn't know that. | ||
| Yeah, it's very interesting. | ||
| We have had a woman president before. | ||
| But not elected. | ||
| Not elected. | ||
| The craziest thing about that story is that Woodrow was sick, and so no one was allowed to visit him for about a year and a half while he was president. | ||
| All of Congress just talked to Edith. | ||
| And then she would go... | ||
| And this is a conspiracy theory. | ||
| I'm listening. | ||
| But if you look back at that time... | ||
| Crazily enough, a lot of pro-woman things got done. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| Very strange to note. | ||
| And that would be out of place in time. | ||
| It would be, especially for Woodrow fucking Wilson. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The racist, sexist, misogynist, nightmarish human being that he was. | ||
| God bless America! | ||
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Yeah. | |
| You catch Lee Greenwood's set earlier? | ||
| No, I did not. | ||
| I saw some pictures of the Three Doors Down concert. | ||
| It was sparsely attended. | ||
| Was it? | ||
| I will tell you something. | ||
| Three Doors Down? | ||
| They're my kryptonite. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I just can't help myself around them. | ||
| I wish I could come up with another one of their singles. | ||
| There aren't any others. | ||
| So he never really explains it, but it's continuity of government, and he thinks that's the new evil. | ||
| But why? | ||
| Because they're cogs. | ||
| Licking their lips, promoting the idea, normalizing the idea that if Trump gets assassinated, Or if Trump gets removed because he's a Ruski agent, Obama will appoint the new president. | ||
| So they're selling that idea right now. | ||
| Never heard that before. | ||
| And it's very interesting that you're seeing a bunch of Democrats not show up to this. | ||
| I mean, that's not even possible. | ||
| And you're seeing John Kerry not show up. | ||
| If a nuclear weapon goes off, big one, small one, so-called improvised, one cooked up by jihadis, if a nuke goes off. | ||
| You can 100% know it was the criminal elements that have infiltrated the deep state, the shadow government. | ||
| 100%? | ||
| 100 fucking percent. | ||
| There is no doubt. | ||
| Now, you know what? | ||
| That may very well be an accurate statement, but that's not a thing that's possible. | ||
| So it is, like, in terms of a hypothetical... | ||
| If you make up something that's impossible, then you can say with 100% certainty, if that impossible thing happened, these impossible, nonexistent people would be behind it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, he's talking about a CNN clip that he eventually ends up playing like an hour later. | ||
| Once you've forgotten the claims that he's made about it. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's someone talking to someone who, I guess, is a specialist on constitutional matters. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And he's explaining that if something were to happen... | ||
| Usually, if the president goes down, the vice president takes over. | ||
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| If the vice president goes down, the secretary of state takes over. | ||
| In terms of succession for the president, no, it would be Speaker of the House. | ||
| Is that right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, maybe the speaker goes down, too. | ||
| Well, that's why whenever they do those State of the Union addresses, they always have some random congressman in a bunker somewhere, just in case, so that... | ||
| And they all take turns doing it, and it's kind of a joke. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And it is, yeah, it's funny because I hope it does happen. | ||
| And then you've got some weird random Secretary of Agriculture running the entire country. | ||
| See, that was essentially the point of the CNN thing, was that because we're in a weird place where John Kerry will be gone as Secretary of State, and Tillerson won't be confirmed at the time, we don't have a Secretary of State, and so it could go down all the way to the highest non-political appointee. | ||
| And it was like this weird dude. | ||
| They had a flow chart. | ||
| He's like six dudes down in the State Department. | ||
| Which is the cover band of Three Doors Down. | ||
| But he would be the acting Secretary of State, so he would be next in line for presidency. | ||
| So it's basically a story about how weird it could be. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| American government has a weird system. | ||
| That's the story. | ||
| That's the story. | ||
| Obama is somehow going to... | ||
| That's not... | ||
| That's not a thing. | ||
| Nobody's ever said that was a thing? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| But he's twisting words, because it's the idea that this guy was appointed by Obama. | ||
| But, in the story, they make it very clear, it's the highest-ranking non-political appointee in the department. | ||
| So it's not even someone Obama appointed to begin with. | ||
| He's just lying. | ||
| But what if it is? | ||
| He's just lying. | ||
| I mean, I know you can't politically appoint him, but what if, as president... | ||
| Yep. | ||
| In a full, non-political way, you appointed him. | ||
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| Did you consider that? | ||
| Shadow political appointee. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| So Alex has some thoughts about this shadow government he keeps talking about. | ||
| We set up a shadow government after the atomic bomb was created under mutually assured destruction. | ||
| Or under, really, the Mexican standoff that nuclear weapons created. | ||
| That is also what mutually assured destruction is. | ||
| But he also recently learned the term Mexican standoff, I think. | ||
| He just saw Inglourious Bastards? | ||
| On one of the recent episodes, he did like a three-minute breakdown of what a Mexican standoff is. | ||
| It's like when you're pointing a gun at someone, and they're pointing a gun at you, and there's like a third person who's pointing a gun at both of you, and like, okay, whatever. | ||
| That's not even accurate, but whatever. | ||
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So hold on. | |
| Got knocked out in a sneak attack. | ||
| There would be a backup emergency government to reconstitute the republic. | ||
| The problem is anything like that can always be used to take the government over. | ||
| An example is Operation Valkyrie using the Valkyrie system that Hitler set up for COG. | ||
| They tried to use it against him. | ||
| I'm not saying Hitler's good. | ||
| The point is you can see how this can be used here either for good or bad. | ||
| Not yet. | ||
| He's not saying Hitler's good yet. | ||
| We'll be able to need to clarify. | ||
| I don't think Hitler's good. | ||
| I do like that we're at the place where if he doesn't clarify that, plenty of people would be like, it's about time somebody said Hitler was good. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, finally. | ||
| I love Alex Jones and I love Hitler. | ||
| You know what's one thing to love about Alex? | ||
| Wait, wait, what's shadow government? | ||
| There's a shadow government, baby. | ||
| But what shadow government? | ||
| There's shadow banks. | ||
| But what shadow government? | ||
| Isn't that just the government? | ||
| Have you ever played Sonic the Hedgehog? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Some of the newer games introduce a dark... | ||
| I remember that one. | ||
| His name is Shadow the Hedgehog. | ||
| Okay, well that seems easy. | ||
| It's exactly like this. | ||
| Okay, alright. | ||
| I don't understand how that works. | ||
| For our government. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But Shadow Government. | ||
| Doesn't it just mean like line of succession? | ||
| It's like the deep state, basically. | ||
| It's code. | ||
| It's like CIA shit. | ||
| It's that sort of thing. | ||
| That's what he's talking about. | ||
| Okay, and they set it up the moment that we got the nuclear bomb. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Mexican standoff. | ||
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Okay. | |
| I do believe... | ||
| But why? | ||
| And when? | ||
| And who? | ||
| And how? | ||
| Well, they're shadows. | ||
| And where? | ||
| They're shadows, so you can't know any of those things. | ||
| And why again? | ||
| Why so many more times? | ||
| I get the utility of it in terms of you need people working behind the scenes. | ||
| I get that, and I do think that there are some people who do clandestine things. | ||
| You know, that is real. | ||
| I mean, some people literally are paid to do clandestine things. | ||
| Yeah, spies, for example. | ||
| The NSA. | ||
| I think the idea that there is a functioning... | ||
| Shadow government is a little excessive. | ||
| I mean, in the UK, they just call the other side the shadow government. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The Labor Party is the shadow government. | ||
| Yeah, so right now the Tories or whatever are fucking everybody over with their bullshit. | ||
| Yeah, speaking of which, you're going to be in England. | ||
| I am going to be in England. | ||
| I'm going to be in London next week. | ||
| So please don't take offense, but I might do an episode with someone else. | ||
| I would never take offense. | ||
| I hate for you to miss out on any of this. | ||
| I'll live. | ||
| But while you're gone, know this. | ||
| Can I send you a... | ||
| Drunk missive from the road? | ||
| Yes, absolutely. | ||
| Give me a field report. | ||
| But know this, no matter where you go, no matter what country you're in, Alex Jones is never wrong. | ||
| So we know that COG's been looked at as the prime way to overthrow a president. | ||
| And sure enough, here it is, the day before the inauguration, they're floating. | ||
| And I said... | ||
| First they'll say he's a Russian agent. | ||
| Then they'll say he's illegitimate. | ||
| Then they'll say that we've got to have a civil emergency and suspend the election and have new elections. | ||
| Can't suspend the election that's already happened. | ||
| Also, I want to point out that he didn't make any of these predictions. | ||
| Once they start talking about that, they'll want to federalize the election so that the, quote, feds, the people Obama controls, the globalists control, will oversee the election. | ||
| Boom, boom, boom, boom. | ||
| Every bit I told you has now happened. | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
| What? | ||
| What are you confused about? | ||
| I mean, he said all of those happened. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Didn't none of those happen? | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| Okay, but... | ||
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| He's claiming that they tried all these things. | ||
| Also, I like how he claims that we know this. | ||
| That they know that the COG is the best way to overthrow a president. | ||
| Sounds good. | ||
| How do we know this? | ||
| Who knows this? | ||
| Who knows this? | ||
| His sources that may work at NBC. | ||
| But has anybody ever... | ||
| But no! | ||
| That's not how that works. | ||
| No. | ||
| No. | ||
| He gets fed crazy wrong information by fake sources that are just his callers. | ||
| And he thinks, like, if I called him and I was like, hey, look, I work for the FBI. | ||
| Oh yeah, tell me more about your information. | ||
| I almost guarantee he wouldn't question it. | ||
| I feel like he would actually lead you on, so he'd be like, what kind of information you got? | ||
| He would James O 'Keefe me. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Basically, if I called in just to be like, now listen, I got a source. | ||
| Do you got anything about nuclear weapons? | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Oh, yeah, they want to use them. | ||
| They want to use them. | ||
| Oh, you got something about nuclear weapons? | ||
| How about COG? | ||
| They got a dirty suitcase COG. | ||
| Oh, they got a dirty suitcase COG. | ||
| All right, that's going on the air right now. | ||
| Speaking of which, I have to say one good thing about David Knight, because I just remembered it. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| He's a dirty suitcase? | ||
| No, it has to do with dirty, though. | ||
| So you know how we talk about these digital Dropbox and these fun terms that they use? | ||
| Every single time he talks about that BuzzFeed article and the thing that came from Russia, he calls it the dirty dossier. | ||
| And I like that a lot. | ||
| That is so good. | ||
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Yeah, he's like, Trump wanted to come out of his... | |
| If old dirty bastard wrote a fucking manifesto, it would be the dirty dossier. | ||
| And that would be the greatest thing you've ever read in your entire life. | ||
| So he's like, Trump at his press conference wanted to come out and talk about his business interest, but then they had to drop the dirty dossier. | ||
| It's like, yeah, that stopped him. | ||
| I love that such childish... | ||
| Oh, he would have done it, but you ruined it. | ||
| You ruined it with your dirty dossier. | ||
| You ruined it with that dirty little dossier. | ||
| Who's a dirty dossier? | ||
| Alex has more thoughts about how he's always right. | ||
| Hard place. | ||
| They're going uphill. | ||
| Because most of the intelligence agencies are awake. | ||
| Most of the military is awake. | ||
| The American people are somewhat awake. | ||
| So if they do this, they're doing it at high noon with their goods hanging out, okay? | ||
| And their big, fat, ugly butts hanging out. | ||
| He's talking about if the globalists do try and come up with anything. | ||
| Here's my counter-thought to Alex Jones. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| If this is something that he truly believes, isn't there some part of him that has to really want this to go down? | ||
| Just so, A, he can see all the globalists' junk, which I think has been his goal from the start. | ||
| Their chubby little buttholes. | ||
| Yeah, those little butts. | ||
| That proves that, A, all the crazy bullshit he's been spouting for his entire 22 years is 100% accurate. | ||
| He would have the confirmation that he's right. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Well, no, no. | ||
| He wouldn't, but he would think he did. | ||
| He would, well, yeah. | ||
| Because if someone, I mean, look. | ||
| Wouldn't that be the greatest coincidence of all time if all of this stuff happens but for a completely different reason? | ||
| No, it wouldn't. | ||
| So he seems like he's the prophet. | ||
| Honestly, I think that's more likely. | ||
| I think it's more likely than his version, quite frankly. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| No, I mean, everything is more likely than his version. | ||
| And let's be clear. | ||
| We have different political ideas. | ||
| We agree on a lot of stuff, but we're not totally aligned. | ||
| But we're both quite anti-Trump. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Neither of us wants ill to happen to him. | ||
| We don't want him dead. | ||
| No, I'd be cool with him dead. | ||
| I'd be cool with him dead under law. | ||
| I would be fine with that. | ||
| I don't want him to be hurt. | ||
| By, like, assassination or something like that. | ||
| I don't want him to be assassinated alone. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| You want COG. | ||
| You want COG! | ||
| If we're going to do this, it needs to be an actual full-on revolution where the entire government is toppled. | ||
| No, I really have to stop you. | ||
| I don't want him assassinated. | ||
| I want the entire country to turn in on itself in a new civil war. | ||
| Well, that may happen one way or another anyway. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| That's why I'm saying we've reserved the right to first strike the GOP. | ||
| I'm going to walk myself back from that. | ||
| What I mean is we don't support the things Alex thinks we support. | ||
| No, absolutely not. | ||
| In terms of this. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And almost everything else. | ||
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| Now, here's a little bit where... | ||
| You know how Alex Jones likes to write fan fiction about people? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Good stuff. | ||
| Here's a little bit of fan fiction. | ||
| It's very worrisome that we now have 50-something members of Congress that aren't going to be at this thing. | ||
| And I'm sitting here just a few hundred yards from the Capitol. | ||
| It is very, very worrisome that they're all openly talking about him, Trump dying tomorrow, and how Obama will just install someone new and it's completely normal and no big deal because he hasn't gotten any of his committee people, any of his cabinet people approved yet. | ||
| So sorry, the Trump administration never existed. | ||
| It's going to have to be people Obama appoints. | ||
| And it turns out Obama has people designated waiting at a facility. | ||
| Outside of the District of Columbia, at Site R out in Maryland, and then also out in Colorado, in Colorado Springs. | ||
| Space Command. | ||
| Space Command! | ||
| NORAD! | ||
| They've got the new government just waiting. | ||
| It hadn't even been activated in a long time, but magically for this inauguration, it's been activated, and the people are in the bunkers. | ||
| Is this a little bit suspicious? | ||
| You'd have to be insane as a COG historian like I am to not understand this is dangerous. | ||
| So again, I told you, COG, COG, COG, COG, COG is the way they're going to go. | ||
| I'm not saying they're going to pull it off tomorrow, but they're sure thinking about it. | ||
| And he's got fucking Wagner in the background. | ||
| Don't you like that? | ||
| At the end, he's like, I'm not saying they're going to pull it off, but they're thinking about it. | ||
| Also, they're openly talking about it. | ||
| They're all not in front of you or TV cameras. | ||
| Everybody is always openly talking about batshit things in front of Alex Jones. | ||
| Because you're too dumb to hear it, man. | ||
| Boy, does he think it's code or does he actually have mics everywhere? | ||
| Is he always watching us? | ||
| I think he thinks it's code. | ||
| Is he Santa? | ||
| Is he Santa? | ||
| Does he know where you've been sleeping? | ||
| He knows I've been naughty. | ||
| With your dirty dossier. | ||
| So that fan fiction is great because it's like, you know, Obama has people at Space Command. | ||
| Site R. Site R is outside of Washington, D.C., apparently. | ||
| Yeah, well. | ||
| And then he mentioned the Colorado Springs. | ||
| It has to be Space Command. | ||
| That has to be Space Command. | ||
| So that's 17 years later. | ||
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He's bringing up Space Command again. | |
| That's amazing. | ||
| He is fucking amazing if he remembers Space Command from that. | ||
| That callback. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| That is every bit worth that show. | ||
| So, he's in D.C. He's hanging out, waiting for the inauguration. | ||
| How do you think people are treating him on the streets? | ||
| Like a hero. | ||
| Do you think that's the case? | ||
| Everybody comes up to him and they are like, we're just really grateful for the job that you've done. | ||
| You are the only one who's been telling the truth. | ||
| We just really love you and we're grateful that you helped get our lord and savior hero Trump elected. | ||
| That might be the case some of the time. | ||
| But he's getting some other responses. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| And the people here from the establishment have literally been hissing at me like vampires when you open up their crypts. | ||
| After last night, I'm still debating whether I should tell the story. | ||
| I bet he doesn't. | ||
| But a prominent member of the media, a media owner, a media mogul, literally disdainfully hissed at me from a very... | ||
| Arrogant, evil position. | ||
| And again, I realize evil people, it's like a power trip. | ||
| They're on an arrogance trip. | ||
| And they're so arrogant, they're like mentally ill. | ||
| I mean, you should have seen this guy just sit back and just go... | ||
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Like he hated my guts. | |
| Because I guess to him, I'm like a monster. | ||
| Like Frankenstein just came walking in. | ||
| And I've been running into him on the street, man. | ||
| These lobbyists and people see me and they go... | ||
| And just pull back in. | ||
| Horror. | ||
| Now, I've run into some patriot lobbyists, and of course, they're big listeners and big fans, but the vast majority of them, Republican and Democrat, who think they own this country, think they run this world, they are so mad the American people might try to come in and take their country back. | ||
| They are so incredibly upset. | ||
| So this is great, because I like people hissing people. | ||
| I think that's great. | ||
| I think we should bring back hissing. | ||
| He so accurately describes... | ||
| Evil people. | ||
| With all the words that he would use if he looked into... | ||
| If he did mushrooms? | ||
| If you gave him an entire list of the things that he's done but put Obama's name on top of it, he'd be like... | ||
| Those are all the things that evil people would do and that's an evil person. | ||
| And then you slid the name off and it was his name. | ||
| Fake news! | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| He needs some sort of a Christmas carol situation to show up to show him the error of his ways. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| We need ghosts. | ||
| No, that's what I'm saying. | ||
| Where is the ghost of his former Y2K co-host who is no longer with us? | ||
| He might be at Space Command. | ||
| What we need is him to do mushrooms, man. | ||
| Just do some mushrooms and, like, just really get introspective and realize... | ||
| I cannot imagine a worse trip than being next to Alex Jones while tripping. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, dude. | ||
| That would be a fucking Cthulhu-laden nightmare. | ||
| I would sign up for it. | ||
| Yeah, well, I mean, you're never gonna have that situation anywhere else. | ||
| Yeah, we were talking the other episode about whether or not we'd like to drink with Alex Jones, and I realized I gotta go full circle on myself. | ||
| I'm in. | ||
| Yeah, I was going to say, come on. | ||
| It might be unpleasant, but fuck, it would be fun. | ||
| It would be so unpleasant. | ||
| He would say such amazing things. | ||
| Oh, and the fact that, because we don't give the reaction that he's looking for, which is either adoration or hatred. | ||
| We think it's hilarious. | ||
| And that would drive him so mad. | ||
| He would try and go further, like topping himself. | ||
| Yeah, he probably would. | ||
| Like, we'd get into Michael Richards' N-word territory in first four minutes, and then we're off to the races from there. | ||
| Like, I don't even know where it is we would go after that. | ||
| I'll tell you this, I bet we would be called clones at some point. | ||
| Space racial slurs. | ||
| That's where it goes next. | ||
| Alien slurs. | ||
| Yeah, let me tell you. | ||
| The formics. | ||
| Let me tell you about these beings of light. | ||
| You know about these beings of light? | ||
| These Pleiadians? | ||
| You ever notice how Pleiadians walk like this? | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Dirty Pleiadians. | ||
| Dirty with their dirty dossiers. | ||
| Pleiadians coming in here with their dossiers, dirtying them all up. | ||
| This clip is super fucking fun. | ||
| It's awesome. | ||
| It shows a little bit of humanity. | ||
| It shows a glimmer of humanity, and then he loses it really fast. | ||
| Well, of course. | ||
| He wouldn't be our man if he didn't. | ||
| You're going to need to not talk over this, because it happens kind of quick. | ||
| Microphone down. | ||
| But I want to set this up a little bit. | ||
| But right before this, he was ranting about how Putin gives him and Trump all of their marching orders, like, facetiously ranting about that. | ||
| Oh, okay, okay. | ||
| And he did a terrible Putin impression. | ||
| And this is sort of the aftermath of it. | ||
| Pretty excited. | ||
| I'm going to skip this break. | ||
| But we make jokes about this. | ||
| We laugh about this. | ||
| We say this is silly. | ||
| It's not silly because they're so delusional and so disconnected from reality. | ||
| I didn't sound like Putin. | ||
| I sounded like Cookie Monster. | ||
| I don't really do a good Russian accent. | ||
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| You know, the globalists are like Cookie Monster, except they're eating the Constitution and the prosperity. | ||
| Oh, free country. | ||
| I mean, we can, again, make jokes about this all day. | ||
| But my year-old daughter still likes the new Cookie Monster. | ||
| Let me get serious. | ||
| We're talking about nukes going off and COG. | ||
| Isn't that amazing? | ||
| That might be one of my favorite moments ever. | ||
| He does this dumbass Cookie Monster bit, but then he's like... | ||
| My eight-year-old daughter loves it when I do Cookie Monster. | ||
| That's kind of beautiful. | ||
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It is. | |
| It's a gorgeous moment of humanity. | ||
| Yeah, I was like, oh, that's a real person now. | ||
| And then not 20 seconds later. | ||
| I have to respect his thoughts and beliefs. | ||
| Time to get serious. | ||
| Let's get to nuclear weapons. | ||
| We're all going to die. | ||
| My eight-year-old daughter loves it when I tell her about the nuclear holocaust that's coming. | ||
| My daughter's eight. | ||
| She's two years away from being a correspondent on my propaganda site. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Cookie Monster. | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
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The globalists are like the Cookie Monster. | |
| That was such an absurd riff. | ||
| It's so forced. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| In a non-ironic way, I thought that was pretty funny. | ||
| I thought that was pretty funny. | ||
| Maybe in terms of the context of every other horrifying thing that he's talking about. | ||
| We're grading on a sliding scale. | ||
| Yeah, that's probably true. | ||
| I agree with you. | ||
| It's as close as we're going to get to funny without... | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| So here's a little bit of... | ||
| Did he say he can do a lot of impressions? | ||
| A lot. | ||
| He's like Frank Caliendo. | ||
| How is he egotistical also about impressions? | ||
| He also can't do a Russian. | ||
| That's kind of one of the easy ones. | ||
| It is pretty easy. | ||
| Duh. | ||
| So this is less humane and fun. | ||
| All right. | ||
| I'd give your coup about 24 hours. | ||
| This is a direct message to the globalists if they try anything. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And about 24 hours into that, who do you think provides you your security? | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Absolute quantifiable fact that within 24 hours a chain reaction would be shut off. | ||
| And it would be goodbye. | ||
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Bluebird. | |
| Bye-bye. | ||
| So you think you're going to do this. | ||
| You think you're going to run and poison people with polonium and all this crap against a bunch of Americans that just want prosperity and just want sovereignty and just want to be a prosperous nation. | ||
| We don't want to be cuckold. | ||
| We don't want to be dominated. | ||
| We don't want to be shut down. | ||
| We don't want to be ripped off anymore. | ||
| And it doesn't mean Trump is perfect, but he's not out to get us. | ||
| He's a good guy who wants prosperity and wants what made America great again. | ||
| But under globalism, America isn't supposed to be great. | ||
| We're supposed to be managed and controlled and have policies in place where we can't even compete. | ||
| That'll teach those Americans. | ||
| That's what the multinationals have done. | ||
| And it's over. | ||
| Because even if you kill me or Trump or Matt Drudge or Ron Paul or Senator Paul or whoever you think you're going to go after, let me explain something. | ||
| Who are you going after Ron Paul for? | ||
| Ideas are what are bulletproof. | ||
| What? | ||
| Why would you go after Ron? | ||
| Because he's part of the liberty movement. | ||
| Yeah, but I mean, you could let him go. | ||
| Yeah, probably. | ||
| I don't think he's got much to... | ||
| I don't think he's going to come after you too much. | ||
| Nature's going to get him. | ||
| I mean, I'm not celebrating that. | ||
| Ron Paul has some great ideas. | ||
| He's crazy about some stuff. | ||
| Yeah, he's very crazy about some stuff. | ||
| He's great with other stuff. | ||
| I dig his anti-war stances. | ||
| I'm a big fan of his anti-drug stances. | ||
| Yeah, me too. | ||
| But yeah, so that... | ||
| I love it when Alex gets like... | ||
| In this headspace where he's talking directly to the globalists. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's some mirror mirror on the wall type shit right there. | ||
| It's literally like he's talking to a voice in his head. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's insanity. | ||
| He's like, hey, you know, you're going to try this. | ||
| We're going to fucking get you. | ||
| He psychs himself up like that, right? | ||
| Like when he gets up in the morning, he gets out of the shower. | ||
| And he's just about to brush his teeth, but before that, he wipes the steam off of his mirror and just looks directly into the mirror and goes, Listen, globalists, I'm going to do one more episode today. | ||
| You can try and take me out. | ||
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But by God, this is going to be the last thing I ever do. | |
| And in 24 hours... | ||
| There will be something launched. | ||
| The Sting! | ||
| The wrestler will be coming in to take... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Fake Sting is going to get him? | ||
| Fake Sting is going to get him. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| So, I... | ||
| Who do you think provides your security is my favorite part of that? | ||
| Patriots. | ||
| Wait, no. | ||
| I mean, they're the globalists. | ||
| I'm going to assume they've got their own security detail. | ||
| Like, they can't afford... | ||
| They can control multinational corporations. | ||
| But, dude, security? | ||
| We've got to fucking outsource that to the Patriots. | ||
| One of his big premises is that all the people who have guns and are behind the scenes and shit like that, all of them are secretly on Alex's side. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So, like, all you rich people who think it's going to be real fun when you do this coup... | ||
| Just know that all the people protecting you are really on my side, and they're going to get you. | ||
| That is fantastic. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That is the most narcissistic thing I think I've ever heard in my entire life. | ||
| He talks about that a lot. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Something else he talks about a lot. | ||
| Cookie Monster? | ||
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| Jerking off? | ||
| Something actually we've talked a lot about. | ||
| On the last episode, we did discuss a little bit hypothetical ideas about his financial structure. | ||
| Yes! | ||
| And I had a very nice conversation with the guy on Twitter. | ||
| Kyoto something? | ||
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I feel so bad now. | ||
| I forgot the Twitter handle. | ||
| But I had a really nice back and forth with him about advertising on YouTube and stuff like that, trying to figure out exactly what's going on. | ||
| And I think I actually found some new insight. | ||
| One of the things is that the reason that Alex and the InfoWars team... | ||
| Real quick, it's at balance underscore 333. | ||
| Big shout out. | ||
| Magnum Kyoto. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So... | ||
| I realize that the reason that they can give away all of the ad time is because they just do ads on the regular show. | ||
| They don't do ads. | ||
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| Oh! | ||
| And I also realized... | ||
| Holy shit! | ||
| I also realized that I've never played you one of their ad ads. | ||
| Because they're just doing their ads. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So this is in the middle of the show, not during commercial. | ||
| This is a little bit long, but I think it's worth it for a couple of ridiculous things that get said. | ||
| But this is just a commercial that's part of the show. | ||
| I'm going to get to this clip here and the other clips in a moment. | ||
| Briefly, I want to tell you about something extremely exciting, and I meant to launch this last week. | ||
| Also, just tell me if you want to pause and get into something. | ||
| This clip is like three and a half minutes long. | ||
| We're already to the point where the change in his tone went from... | ||
| Like, there's just a subtle perception of, like, this is Alex Jones' salesman, not Alex Jones' fearmonger. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| I'm so busy we didn't get to it. | ||
| This is important on a bunch of fronts. | ||
| Everybody knows I promote colloidal silver because there's so many bacteria out there that have become drug-resistant or disinfectant-resistant. | ||
| Everybody knows that. | ||
| It's a crisis in the medical world. | ||
| It's a crisis in the military. | ||
| It's a crisis in our families. | ||
| Flesh-eating bacteria, bacteria that can't be eradicated. | ||
| Are a plague. | ||
| And the antibiotics, I mean, one lady I was reading had to be given 20-plus antibiotics for her TB last week, and it wouldn't take care of her. | ||
| Another lady, it was 20-plus, wouldn't get rid of flesh-eating bacteria. | ||
| I mean, this is killing hundreds of thousands of people a year in the U.S. alone, and it's just back of the newspaper stuff. | ||
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Nope. | |
| So I personally have been researching. | ||
| Get that? | ||
| He's personally been researching. | ||
| All right, I just want to make sure you got that. | ||
| Well, that means that we know his research is going to be true. | ||
| Damn it. | ||
| Damn it. | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| No, it was my fault. | ||
| I caught it the wrong part. | ||
| Have been researching a lot of things. | ||
| I'm just going to leave it at that. | ||
| Through our context. | ||
| That's the important thing. | ||
| This is a whole other subject. | ||
| I'm just going to leave it at that. | ||
| The fact that we're getting contracts to be exclusive distributors of the nanotech tube body armor. | ||
| Only law enforcement's been getting that for three years and the military for longer. | ||
| The fact that we're the exclusive sends a big message. | ||
| So what he's talking about there, InfoWars store. | ||
| Body armor. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Like, literal... | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Bulletproof vests. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Bulletproof lining for backpacks. | ||
| They are six months away from selling guns. | ||
| I'm now literally like, hey, any chance the liberals had of a revolution is done. | ||
| Your face changed so much. | ||
| They've already got body armor? | ||
| Fuck that. | ||
| And it's exclusive. | ||
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No, thank you. | |
| It's military-grade body armor. | ||
| War of ideas for me from now on. | ||
| Any revolutionary thoughts I had before, gone. | ||
| The people who take him seriously. | ||
| Yeah, they are the last ones who should have body armor. | ||
| No, that's not fair. | ||
| They don't deserve to die, but... | ||
| No, I don't mean that. | ||
| I mean, they have body armor now, which... | ||
| Look, anytime you arm people who are afraid... | ||
| That really just means they're looking for a reason to use that armament. | ||
| Undoubtedly. | ||
| So if you give them body armor now, not only do they have those weapons, but now they feel like they don't have to fear retaliation either. | ||
| Whether or not that's actually how that works, which it isn't. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Here's the best news. | ||
| We're all gonna fucking die. | ||
| They don't make bulletproof vests in XXXL. | ||
| Oh, Jesus Christ! | ||
| I don't know if that's true. | ||
| That seems like a hurtful dig on my part. | ||
| That is a 90s burn right there. | ||
| Alright, so back to the commercial. | ||
| And it means that we can get a lot of things to the public now that we're only going to be available to the military. | ||
| And I mean, a lot of that's because, obviously, the number one listening group we have is the military and former military, and who do you think owns these companies? | ||
| So they pull a lot of strings to make sure people... | ||
| Are able to work with us. | ||
| So when you purchase these products, you're also helping Infowars break into an entire market to bring you these incredible products that the liberals and the globalists don't want the public. | ||
| Under Obama, they've banned the brass that the military has getting recycled out of the public. | ||
| They just basically throw it away. | ||
| So it's a win-win. | ||
| You need to get the body armor. | ||
| It's a backpack insert or the full body waist five times less. | ||
| And that's conservative. | ||
| There's all sorts of helicopters out here and you name it. | ||
| I mean, I'm right here on Pennsylvania, haven't I? | ||
| Here in D.C. for live coverage of the inauguration. | ||
| Well, now we have something huge. | ||
| We're launching Combat One. | ||
| What? | ||
| This has now been adopted system-wide at the Department of Defense. | ||
| It has been used for over a decade by special operations. | ||
| That's who they were testing it with. | ||
| This is out of the Defense Department. | ||
| The Defense Department develops a lot of things with companies. | ||
| It's been a long-term 12-year contract, I was told. | ||
| InfoWars is launching. | ||
| We're launching. | ||
| Combat One skin protectant wipes. | ||
| They've got gels. | ||
| They've got a whole lot of products. | ||
| And folks, these are less expensive, because that's part of the contract, than like stupid baby wipes that don't do anything. | ||
| Or they'll just lower your fertility if you don't kill the bacteria. | ||
| You know, the chemicals in those do that. | ||
| This is safe. | ||
| It's a whole line of stuff. | ||
| Pause that. | ||
| So he just twisted from combat armor to baby wipes? | ||
| That's why he brought up flesh-eating bacteria at the beginning. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| The Department of Defense should not be giving body armor out. | ||
| I feel like that's bad. | ||
| Also, shouldn't be spending 12 years researching baby wipes. | ||
| Right! | ||
| Right. | ||
| And also, why are you going directly to... | ||
| Wouldn't other... | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Did you catch the part where he said that all regular baby wipes do is not kill bacteria and lower your fertility? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, that's all they do. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Haven't you seen how low baby's fertility are these days? | ||
| Every time I check a baby's fertility, I'm like, Jesus, this fertility is so low. | ||
| Every time I try and get a baby to get me pregnant... | ||
| How low is it? | ||
| Uh, yeah. | ||
| Listen, if you've ever fucked a baby and wanted to get pregnant, that's because you're using the wrong baby wipes. | ||
| Combat 1. DOD Combat 1 baby wipes. | ||
| Fuck a baby. | ||
| This ad isn't done, and here's where it gets into, like, if I were doing an ad, this is never what I would say. | ||
| Territory. | ||
| We're at the point where it's... | ||
| Everything Alex does is 99%. | ||
| I would never do this. | ||
| But even if you're just trying to be a crass salesman, I would never... | ||
| I would get my thoughts organized. | ||
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Okay. | |
| That's what I would do. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Oh, so we go on a ramble. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| You've got to go research it for yourself. | ||
| This is super advanced. | ||
| This is decades of research with the 12 years overall with the Pentagon in the field working with the developers. | ||
| Again, that's how the Pentagon does it. | ||
| My dad was previously involved in developing battlefield wound sealants. | ||
| That's why he was involved now with DNA Force. | ||
| You've got to have doctors that are involved. | ||
| DNA Force. | ||
| He was talking about his dad was involved with this. | ||
| His dad is a dentist. | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
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His dad was not involved with this. | |
| No, but isn't his dad supposed to be involved with it? | ||
| No, he's not. | ||
| His dad was a dentist who recently came out with a line of fluoride-free toothpaste on Infowarsstore.com. | ||
| Oh, I mean, that's good synergy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I like that. | ||
| But... | ||
| Okay. | ||
| He has more to say about his dad. | ||
| Oh, God, please. | ||
| Please let me hear this. | ||
| Even in taking things through the FDA process... | ||
| Now, our products don't go to the FDA since they're under supplements. | ||
| The point is, my dad has actually done that program. | ||
| Well, it's the same thing here. | ||
| They've got medical doctors there working with the military. | ||
| It can't possibly be the same thing. | ||
| No, it is. | ||
| But he also just let the dog out the yard, so to speak. | ||
| All of our stuff isn't FDA approved. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| I mean, everybody has to know. | ||
| It has to be. | ||
| Like, that's the one law that they do have to follow. | ||
| But they don't have to say it on air. | ||
| They can disguise their ads, but they do have to have it on the bottles. | ||
| Yeah, but they don't have to say it on air. | ||
| FDA doesn't give a fuck. | ||
| He said that like he's bragging. | ||
| Well, he is. | ||
| I guess he is. | ||
| He is bragging. | ||
| Because it's global. | ||
| Because the FDA is trying to get all the GMOs and the chimeras into your bloodstream. | ||
| Ah! | ||
| To develop this stuff. | ||
| Now, my dad's product is a separate deal that's not where it's going from the Pentagon to the public. | ||
| But where it's going directly to the Pentagon to be prescription. | ||
| But that's a separate product. | ||
| Infowars launches Combat One skin-protecting wipes, previously only available to the DOD, military-grade hygiene technology, used by special operations, amazing pre-preparedness and survival product. | ||
| Everyone needs Combat One. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Undeniable that everybody needs. | ||
| 100% quantifiable fact that within 24 hours of getting Combat One... | ||
| You will never be cuckolded again. | ||
| Did you see what he did there, though? | ||
| He started rambling about his dad and the FDA, and then he realized, fuck, I gotta get on script. | ||
| He started reading the press release. | ||
| That's like, fuck, I can't find my footing. | ||
| So he keeps going, and here is where something awesome happens. | ||
| He's doing this ad. | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
| This is the first time something awesome happens? | ||
| No, just another awesome. | ||
| We're on awesome thing number 544. | ||
| So he's doing this ad and he gets interrupted by a commercial break. | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, you can't do that. | ||
| Now see what happens when that happens. | ||
| Oh God, please. | ||
| Cases of this for your office. | ||
| Cases of this for your family. | ||
| It's a totally new patented secret system. | ||
| That is approved, confirmed, and I mean DOD, system-wide, in 2016-17, rolling out. | ||
| We have the exclusive for like four months, and then you're going to see it in major stores. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| So they're just giving us the rollout as a thank you for you being patriots. | ||
| Seriously. | ||
| And this is what it's like when you fight the New World Order, you defeat them, you begin to return to the Republic. | ||
| It's like, oh, you want the body armor? | ||
| Only police get here. | ||
| Oh, you want the boom, boom, boom. | ||
| And so it's helping support the Infowar. | ||
| It's helping support you, support us, with just amazing products. | ||
| So we're launching Combat One Skin Protectant. | ||
| Also, DNA Force is back in stock. | ||
| It's 10% off. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| The BioPQQ alone is over the top. | ||
| Skipping this break, then I'm going to stop. | ||
| It's part of the celebration of Trump 45. He's five minutes into a commercial pitch on his broadcast, and he's like, I'm going to skip this break. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| Like, that's... | ||
| That makes no sense. | ||
| None of that makes sense. | ||
| No, it's insane. | ||
| None of any of that makes sense. | ||
| No, but none of those words put together make a senseful thing. | ||
| You don't know about bio PQQ? | ||
| But what is... | ||
| It's off the chart. | ||
| What? | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| As a thank you... | ||
| For the Patriots. | ||
| They're gonna give you some body armor that only the cops have. | ||
| You want that? | ||
| Yeah, you got it. | ||
| Do you want some boom, boom, boom? | ||
| I do not like hearing, do you want some boom, boom, boom? | ||
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Unless... | |
| Unless the Black Eyed Peas are asking me. | ||
| Or the Venga Boys. | ||
| Or the Venga Boys, yes. | ||
| Boom, boom, boom, boom. | ||
| I want you in my room. | ||
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Let's spend the podcast together. | |
| So, he gets done with the commercial, and now it's time to get back to what I would call real talk. | ||
| It's time to get serious. | ||
| Are you ready to have some real talk? | ||
| No more. | ||
| No more Cookie Monster. | ||
| We're getting serious. | ||
| I tell you, it's an incredible time to be alive. | ||
| History's happening. | ||
| Trump's for real. | ||
| He's anti-New World Order. | ||
| He was let in on the whole communist, globalist plan back in the 60s by the congressional experts that had access to all the classified files. | ||
| And the information I'm releasing here on air, nobody else has. | ||
| I just want everybody to know that. | ||
| For a good reason. | ||
| I think now is the time to even release that information so people understand exactly why Trump has been a patriot sleeper cell. | ||
| And I always said, what if we had people that went along with the system like the leftists have done, but were actually sleeper cells the other way around? | ||
| Has he always said that? | ||
| And it turns out that that's exactly what Donald Trump is. | ||
| Donald Trump is an Americana sleeper cell inside the New World Order takeover, and that is why they are truly scared. | ||
| I love people going, oh, he's New World Order. | ||
| He's been to parties with the Clintons. | ||
| What do you expect when you go to these games? | ||
| He had to play along with them. | ||
| So now, hold on. | ||
| This is crazy. | ||
| That is crazy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He just wrote a... | ||
| This is not a bad movie. | ||
| This dates back to the 60s. | ||
| This is not a bad movie. | ||
| If this was a movie, this would be an okay movie. | ||
| So since Donald Trump was 20... | ||
| We could get Matt Damon to play Trump, right? | ||
| He's too old. | ||
| Well, I mean, yeah, but we'll use the CGI. | ||
| Benedict Cumberbatch. | ||
| Princess Leia is still alive. | ||
| Benedict Cumberbatch. | ||
| Benedict Cumberbatch. | ||
| I insist. | ||
| He would never be. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Channing fucking Tatum. | ||
| We're back. | ||
| No, Channing plays Alex Jones. | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| So in his 20s, Trump gets the information from Congress. | ||
| About the secret globalist stuff. | ||
| When he was 20. When he was 20. So, he embarks then upon a 50-year sleeper cell agency. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Of all of his own idea. | ||
| With no help from anybody else. | ||
| Yep. | ||
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And now... | |
| I love you struggling to come up with a thought. | ||
| And now we're here. | ||
| Why? | ||
| We need... | ||
| What? | ||
| That is actually the most insulting thing I think anybody's ever said about Trump. | ||
| What, that he was a sleeper cell for 50 years? | ||
| To me, that is an insult to him because that basically negates all of the things that he really is good at and says that he's good at something else instead. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| I think that is the... | ||
| You'd rather someone celebrate his bullying of manipulative market tactics. | ||
| I mean, he's good at that. | ||
| Sure, he is. | ||
| You would think that that is a more complimentary thing than saying you're a great spy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Going undetected for 50 years. | ||
| I would rather somebody complimented me on something that I did, was, are. | ||
| A thing? | ||
| Instead of making up shit? | ||
| Instead of making shit up instead. | ||
| What point is it like, okay, you get off stage and you just had a really great set, right? | ||
| And then I come up to you and I'm just like, man, I really loved the ghost writers who wrote all of your material for you. | ||
| You did a great job. | ||
| At performing everything that they said. | ||
| Well, that would be shitty. | ||
| That would be shitty, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So he's taking all of the stuff that you're good at and complimenting somebody else. | ||
| He's creating a separate person to compliment. | ||
| Not even a real person. | ||
| But... | ||
| That's offending. | ||
| I wouldn't put it outside the realm of... | ||
| Almost as offended as I am when a black person says the N-word. | ||
| That's very offensive. | ||
| That's so offensive to me. | ||
| We're going to get back to race in just a second. | ||
| Of course we are. | ||
| I wouldn't be too surprised if Trump told Alex that. | ||
| Because the two of them talk. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| And Trump is a known liar. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| And kind of a sociopath. | ||
| Kind of is a very generous term. | ||
| He very easily could have told Alex these sorts of things, and Alex believes him when it's a full-on fucking rewriting of history. | ||
| That would be the funniest joke you could play on Alex Jones. | ||
| Other than me calling and saying I'm from the FBI. | ||
| Here is the even better part. | ||
| If instead Trump was a 50-year sleeper cell agent to pull off one bit on Alex Jones. | ||
| I mean, that would be a rough 27 years before Alex got on the air. | ||
| It would be. | ||
| But if we're giving him that much forethought of knowing when the time would come... | ||
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Uh-huh. | |
| To strike. | ||
| To strike, then why not? | ||
| Why not give him... | ||
| He's known that Alex... | ||
| He knew that an Alex would arise from the people. | ||
| If you are a sleeper cell, one of the things that you desperately need to do also is make yourself a laughingstock for years. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's great cover. | ||
| It is great cover. | ||
| You hide in plain sight. | ||
| That... | ||
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| Yeah, no. | ||
| So, we agree. | ||
| If he is a sleeper cell, he is the single greatest sleeper cell agent there has ever been in the history of the world. | ||
| Yeah, and you know what? | ||
| There's never been anything as good at sleeper selling as he is. | ||
| Yeah, and, I mean, the day may not come that he has to go ghost protocol. | ||
| So, Alex announces this. | ||
| Oh, God, I just hope nobody takes his daughter. | ||
| Did you shoot my daughter? | ||
| So, Alex announces this big news. | ||
| That Trump is an Americana sleeper cell. | ||
| That's some solid bullshit. | ||
| He can't keep the thread. | ||
| Oh, how is that possible? | ||
| How could you not keep the thread? | ||
| So please, listen to what ends up coming out of his mouth immediately after. | ||
| Let's do this. | ||
| He did fight NAVTA. | ||
| He did some other good stuff. | ||
| He's trying to get taxes cut from poor people. | ||
| But he's hired record numbers of minorities and women. | ||
| And it's put a lot of gay people in charge of... | ||
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But he's racist. | |
| Well, I mean, I don't want to sit here and, like, pander to gay people. | ||
| Because I'm not against gay people. | ||
| I don't hate them. | ||
| None of that. | ||
| But I shouldn't have to pander and grovel to prove I don't dislike gay people. | ||
| It's just like Trump waving rainbow flags. | ||
| They say he's a homophobe. | ||
| And then, like, it turns out, most of his casinos are run by gay guys. | ||
| For whatever reason, Trump said, oh, they're my friends. | ||
| They tend to want to work 20 hours a day and really care. | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
| So, for some reason, gay men are the best casino runners. | ||
| And they're snappy dressers. | ||
| And they're snappy dressers. | ||
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What? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| By the way, this rant isn't done. | ||
| Is this a verifiable fact that gay men are great casino runners? | ||
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I guess. | |
| That is a stereotype I have never heard before. | ||
| Well, you know in Goodfellas... | ||
| No! | ||
| All these mob movies, all the owners are stereotypically gay. | ||
| No! | ||
| That's not a thing! | ||
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Wait! | |
| That's why Dennis Farina can't play straight. | ||
| But... | ||
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But what a strange stereotype to make up! | |
| That's why all those casinos are run by gay dudes! | ||
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That is the weirdest stereotype I have ever heard! | |
| Yeah, totally. | ||
| That's, oh man! | ||
| They all are great at running casinos and they're snappy dressers. | ||
| But, I don't like, I don't think I should have to pander to gay people by saying they're people. | ||
| Ugh, gross. | ||
| I don't hate them. | ||
| Have you, in your life of tolerance and acceptance, ever felt you were pandering to gays or minorities or anything like that? | ||
| Pandering? | ||
| I wouldn't even know. | ||
| What does pandering look like to you? | ||
| I think to me, in this circumstance, pandering really just means lying, right? | ||
| Because if you're pandering to a gay person, I think what he thinks that is is him saying, you know, oh, I think you should have equal rights and you should have all of this stuff, instead of saying what he really feels, which is that you shouldn't. | ||
| Yeah, I think... | ||
| So pandering to him is just lying, right? | ||
| I think in this case, his version of pandering would be actively supporting. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| You know, like, I think that's what he means by that. | ||
| I don't have to sit here and actively support you. | ||
| You're gay, you're fine, fuck off. | ||
| Oh, well then in that case, in my history of tolerance, I pander all the time. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I super pander. | ||
| Yeah, we're big panderers. | ||
| Well, I mean, not all the time. | ||
| Like, there were several years where I was bad at pandering. | ||
| Sure, we all have done. | ||
| I was more of, like, a silent partner. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| You know, I was the ally that just gave you the wink. | ||
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| It's like, eh, we're cool, but... | ||
| Hey, try saying the N-word less, but I like you guys. | ||
| Speaking of the N-word. | ||
| Point is, is that we don't... | ||
| I don't have to sit and go, I have nothing against gay people. | ||
| Some of my friends are gay. | ||
| I haven't done anything wrong. | ||
| I don't have to sit here. | ||
| And explain to you that I don't dislike you. | ||
| If I said I disliked you, then you wouldn't know it. | ||
| But the left goes, no. | ||
| Everyone that wants low taxes really hates black people. | ||
| Whoa! | ||
| I'm so sick of my whole life hearing how I hate black people. | ||
| And it's gone from making me feel guilty. | ||
| I'm like a little kid hearing white people are bad from white people. | ||
| And I'm like, I'm bad because I've got this color skin? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And then the black people are hearing I'm bad because I'm white, so they beat me up. | ||
| They've been turned into bad people. | ||
| And into maybe what my ancestors might have done to them because they were told I was my ancestors and did something to them. | ||
| Because, yes, I'll say probably my ancestors probably did do something to black people. | ||
| Most whites probably can't say that. | ||
| But, I mean, I've been here long enough in this country, my family, yeah, sure. | ||
| But, I mean, most white people had no connection to any of it. | ||
| But I didn't do any of it. | ||
| And my parents sure as hell didn't do any of it. | ||
| Or their grandparents or their grandparents. | ||
| They were all Christians trying to make atonement for it. | ||
| So how do people try to make atonement for something? | ||
| How do we then become the bad guys? | ||
| Do you think the lady doth protest too much? | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| One, he did everything possible to avoid saying slavery. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He fought tooth and nail to keep that word from coming out of his mouth. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| They might have done something, which is like... | ||
| No, no. | ||
| My ancestors were good Christian people trying to atone for it. | ||
| Trying to atone my ancestors who, I mean, maybe they owned slaves. | ||
| No big deal. | ||
| But even if they did own slaves, even while they were owning slaves, they were good Christians trying to atone for owning slaves. | ||
| Now, let's take a step back. | ||
| I want to say one thing very clearly. | ||
| I don't think that it's a moral failure on your part if your ancestors owned slaves. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| But I do think it's a moral failure on your part if you're aware of the history of slaves. | ||
| Well, let's not even do that. | ||
| Let's not even go that far. | ||
| Okay, you think that's too far. | ||
| How old is Alex Jones? | ||
| He's probably pushing 50s. | ||
| Mid to late 40s. | ||
| Right, so he was born in the late 60s. | ||
| Now, let me just blue sky thinking with you. | ||
| He was born in Texas. | ||
| I don't know if that's true. | ||
| Well, from his voice, he's... | ||
| Born somewhere around there. | ||
| He's been there a long time, for sure. | ||
| In that 60s era. | ||
| He was born in Dallas. | ||
| He was born in Dallas, right? | ||
| He's 42. To Texas parents. | ||
| You'd assume. | ||
| During the Civil Rights era. | ||
| If I'm just going to go by all of the history there is. | ||
| You don't even have to go back to his grandparents. | ||
| His parents were probably horrible racists. | ||
| Most likely. | ||
| I mean, who did bad things to black people just by being part of that fucking system. | ||
| He just described... | ||
| I... | ||
| I think I just short-skirted. | ||
| I think I just had a stroke. | ||
| I think I just short-circuited. | ||
| I had a vein in my head, but that vein's gone now. | ||
| It's gone. | ||
| I have no vein. | ||
| The idea that people are running around saying white people are bad is kind of newer than that era of time. | ||
| Maybe a little bit. | ||
| I mean, I do it all the time. | ||
| Sure, it's great. | ||
| They're bad. | ||
| Yeah, we've done a lot of terrible things. | ||
| We're the worst. | ||
| I mean, we're good at it. | ||
| Much like Trump being a sleeper cell. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| We're the best at being the worst there ever was. | ||
| He creates this fake idea that black people beat him up because they've been lied to that white people are bad. | ||
| Like, that never happened. | ||
| No. | ||
| That never happened. | ||
| Maybe when you were a kid or something like that, but it probably had nothing to do with your skin. | ||
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| Probably you were being an asshole. | ||
| No, yeah. | ||
| Maybe a black guy kicked your ass when you were a kid. | ||
| Zero chance that Alex Jones' ass beating has ever been undeserved. | ||
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| So we transition from weird thoughts about race. | ||
| That's the... | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Here's the worst part about that. | ||
| That, I think, is the least outside... | ||
| That's the least conspiracy theory thing. | ||
| Because I would guarantee that if you really got most white people, like, and yeah, I would say a majority at this point, like most white people, sat them down and tried to explain to them how white privilege really happened and where it comes from, their starting point is going to be, you know, like, well, I mean, I didn't do any of it. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| That's where they start. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know the idea of moral development, how it works? | ||
| You start with a kernel of golden rule, that sort of thing, and eventually you work up to concepts and principles. | ||
| Was that Lawrence Kohlberg who had that theory of... | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| Yeah, good point. | ||
| Basically, you evolve to understand things. | ||
| If Leanne McAdoo didn't say it, I don't care. | ||
| Who gives a shit? | ||
| You end up at a place where your thinking is much more evolved. | ||
| This is basically the low rung on that ladder of racial thinking. | ||
| It's like, I didn't do anything wrong. | ||
| It's like, great, there's more work for you. | ||
| There's a higher place for you to get to in terms of understanding. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's not even that high. | ||
| No. | ||
| It's not even that high. | ||
| It's literally, have you walked a mile in another man's shoes? | ||
| That's literally it. | ||
| The answer is 42. The answer is 42. That's the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. | ||
| So here's my answer to Alex. | ||
| Alex Jones comes at me with a weird thought about race. | ||
| And I say, can you do more for me, Alex? | ||
| And he's like... | ||
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| Alex, can you double down? | ||
| He's like, yeah, I got some thoughts on gender. | ||
| Oh, God, no, no, no. | ||
| You are probably going to have to put the mic down, because again, you might yell. | ||
| You're going to see InfoWars take on this whole new thing, going into more health stories. | ||
| So this is Rob Dew, who's co-hosting for a little bit. | ||
| Rob Dew? | ||
| Yeah, Rob Dew. | ||
| Where do all these names fucking come from? | ||
| He used to have a guy named Jakari Jackson, who's a black guy. | ||
| That's a great name. | ||
| He had a black guy working for him, then he left. | ||
| I wonder why. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| But... | ||
| So Rob Dew is usually behind the camera, but he's co-hosting a little bit. | ||
| He's trying to explain that what we're going to do is we're going to start getting into health stuff, but Alex cannot fucking handle that. | ||
| He hijacks. | ||
| Rob Dew gets taken over. | ||
| We've kind of let by the wayside during covering a lot of this Trump story. | ||
| There's a lot of information. | ||
| We're going to keep not Trump honest, but... | ||
| Trying to surveil the minions. | ||
| Like this one for education, who's the only bad one because she was for Common Core. | ||
| But she's also for school choice, so Trump got told he'd like her. | ||
| He doesn't know all this stuff. | ||
| Who could? | ||
| She gets up there in front of the thing and goes, oh, I agree. | ||
| Say, women grab me. | ||
| They want me. | ||
| I can grab them. | ||
| That's saying a woman's on you. | ||
| Of course they want me. | ||
| It's not like saying they're not... | ||
| If a woman's kissing you and you touch her, you're raping her. | ||
| No, that's called what mammals do. | ||
| She goes, yes, I agree, that's sexual assault. | ||
| Boom, get out of there. | ||
| Then she tries to go over and shake Elizabeth Warren's hand, and she won't even do it. | ||
| See, she went and groveled to him, threw Trump under the bus, and then, you know. | ||
| So that... | ||
| What's great about this is it gets so much worse. | ||
| It can't. | ||
| Yeah, it does. | ||
| It's not possible. | ||
| So you could... | ||
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No. | |
| That's not the part I was talking about. | ||
| I was talking about what you started screaming after, which is that idea of if a woman is all over you and you kiss her, the liberals think it's rape. | ||
| Well, that was just me. | ||
| I was trying to hold in all the other stuff I wanted to scream about, and that was where it came out. | ||
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Right. | |
| So you might think that's like, ah, he just said that. | ||
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Nope. | |
| Oh, no. | ||
| Here he goes, developing that theme for about a minute. | ||
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Oh, God. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Watching these hearings, like Marco Rubio... | ||
| You know they said that famous World War II deal of the sailor getting off the boat? | ||
| Oh, kissing the girl, that's sexual assault. | ||
| Because his hand is on her hip. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Let me tell you, a woman jumps on you and starts kissing you, and it's your wife or girlfriend you hadn't seen in two years? | ||
| I mean, she's going to get mad you're not grabbing her hip. | ||
| That's what you're supposed to do. | ||
| You grab them right here in the back of their neck, you grab their butt. | ||
| That's what women want. | ||
| It's what mammals do. | ||
| They're taking our normal behavior and saying it's illegal, but then teaching your five-year-old how to be a tranny and get blowjobs is okay. | ||
| They're now trying to tell 12-year-olds out in California, you can have your stuff cut off. | ||
| If you want, outside your parents. | ||
| So the government cutting your kid's weenie, that's okay. | ||
| But I'm not supposed to, if my wife leans into me and I kissed her, I mean, this is crazy. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And, you know, they interviewed the two people that 50 years after that famous photo that you're talking about. | ||
| The rape photo? | ||
| They didn't even know each other, but they were so happy that the war was over. | ||
| They both came to each other and embraced it. | ||
| Well, sure, I knew when the wife and the girlfriend, that's why they were calling it the assault, because they hate that magnetism. | ||
| She's good looking, he's good looking. | ||
| Wow! | ||
| Let's have a party, man! | ||
| People were happy that we ended in World War II. | ||
| That's what they were happy about. | ||
| I mean, it was a huge war. | ||
| That was a sexual assault. | ||
| Helicopter by the obelisk. | ||
| Helicopter by the obelisk. | ||
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Throughout the show, he keeps getting distracted by helicopters. | |
| And I wanted to keep that at the end there because it's so funny. | ||
| That's so cute. | ||
| That's like a puppy. | ||
| It's a little child. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, look! | ||
| Helicopter! | ||
| It's so funny that he's ranting about something that's not real. | ||
| And then he... | ||
| Well, something that is real is actual sexual assault. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| But what's not real is this bullshit idea that anybody thinks that kissing someone who is clearly into you... | ||
| It's rape. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It's all rape. | ||
| But then... | ||
| Helicopter. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| So, this is all about Trump's sexual assaults. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| This is like... | ||
| He's equating his wife wanting a kiss. | ||
| And Trump moving in on someone like a bitch and trying to fingerbang them without permission. | ||
| That's not equivalent. | ||
| That is not okay. | ||
| No, he's basically just described all of the things that are sexual assault and rape. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then said that because... | ||
| No, he just said it was okay to rape people. | ||
| He literally just said that. | ||
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Well... | |
| In the most convoluted way. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| When you unpack all of that... | ||
| He's saying consent is bullshit, or the idea of... | ||
| Well, basically, he said the thing that all men's rights assholes do, which is like, oh, they want it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They want it. | ||
| They can't signal it to you, because then... | ||
| Well, they are signaling it, but you cucks can't see the signals. | ||
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Right, right, right. | |
| No, yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's classic victim blaming. | ||
| Like, oh, fuck you. | ||
| If you believe any one of those words that he fucking said, go fuck yourself. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| And I don't mean that as an insult. | ||
| If you believe all that stuff and are listening to this podcast, please keep listening so I can keep berating you for being a fucking monster. | ||
| Yeah, please subscribe on iTunes, you dumb, horrible person. | ||
| So we're winding down here in terms of our clips. | ||
| We're coming to the close of the pussy. | ||
| We have a couple more things, but before we get to those, I want to play an interesting point where Alex and Rob do give a plug to Trump's hotel. | ||
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And I believe that up there to the right, we'll get a shot of that, is the post office hotel. | |
| Oh yeah, there's Trump's hotel. | ||
| And we ought to go do a report in his new hotel a year early and under budget. | ||
| Isn't that amazing? | ||
| Yeah, it's like, how can you fucking claim that you're journalists? | ||
| How can you fucking claim any right to... | ||
| Any sort of journalistic integrity when you're just like... | ||
| Holy cow. | ||
| The hotel comes up and you have to talk about how great it is. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, that's crazy. | ||
| Although, from out of your window, I can see the new George Soros Hotel. | ||
| Have you ever been there? | ||
| So good. | ||
| The lobby is incredible. | ||
| It's full of fetuses to drain the blood out of. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Do you want to get your weenie chopped off? | ||
| I do. | ||
| Free. | ||
| Free. | ||
| In the lobby. | ||
| Did you know that when I was 12, they told me I could be a trans? | ||
| I can't even get myself to say and repeat his words. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| I feel... | ||
| But speaking of George Soros... | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Oh, good. | ||
| I was worried we wouldn't hear about him. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| And his continuing exploits. | ||
| There's a little narrative going on throughout the show about protesters being bussed in. | ||
| Oh, one quick question. | ||
| Got it. | ||
| Has anybody done a... | ||
| A decal? | ||
| You know those Calvin and Hobbes, Calvin's peeing on people? | ||
| Has anybody done a decal with Trump's face? | ||
| A thousand percent, someone has. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I haven't seen it, but someone has. | ||
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I haven't seen it either. | |
| I feel like it has to exist, though, right? | ||
| That's low-hanging fruit. | ||
| Yeah, it's right there. | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| Okay. | ||
| It's in the dirty dossier. | ||
| That's all they needed. | ||
| There's no words to it. | ||
| They just sent Trump a picture of that and was like, oh, they're on to me. | ||
| That's what's in the heavily classified report. | ||
| That's what the CIA saw that got all these Democrats to not go to the inauguration. | ||
| They saw the Calvin peeing on Trump in the dirty dossier. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| So this is about buses. | ||
| All right, coming up in the next hour, we're going to have Owen Schroer on the ground reporting live. | ||
| We've got some of the very important reports he's filed last night catching the buses being brought in by the Soros Group and others with the organizations pledging to stop Trump from being elected or from being actually inaugurated. | ||
| He caught himself there with the election thing. | ||
| So I watched these reports that Owen Schroer put out. | ||
| They did catch people getting on buses. | ||
| That's about it. | ||
| I mean, well, but what about the Arkansas Department of Transportation? | ||
| Are they still on the roads? | ||
| They might be. | ||
| Are they still on the roads? | ||
| That's their signal. | ||
| All their videos literally prove is that people use buses. | ||
| That's all that they show. | ||
| And the way that Alex Jones can sort of dodge any kind of responsibility for being called out is he says, George Soros and others. | ||
| Who are those others? | ||
| Could be anybody. | ||
| Could be Greyhound. | ||
| It's insane. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| All the videos are are people getting... | ||
| Who owns Greyhound? | ||
| George Soros. | ||
| The globalists. | ||
| It's the global hound. | ||
| The greyhound list. | ||
| It's just a video of Owen Schroer watching people get in a line onto a bus, and then them speculating, oh yeah, they're getting on that bus, and then they're going to go get them some housing, feed them up, and then they'll be... | ||
| What? | ||
| They're going to take him around to the protests. | ||
| That's just some racist bullshit right there, right? | ||
| It's not really even racist because it's all different races. | ||
| It's just poor people. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Young people. | ||
| So what they're saying is... | ||
| It's millennials. | ||
| Well, and we all know that we're the worst. | ||
| Yeah, we are. | ||
| But that's just what the fucking mainstream media, the MSM, wants us to think that we're terrible. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| Every morning I wake up and I'm like, am I bad because I'm a millennial? | ||
| This really makes me feel bad. | ||
| And then a baby boomer beats me up. | ||
| And it's like, ugh. | ||
| You know, I'm just trying to be a patriot. | ||
| Yeah, I know. | ||
| It's insane. | ||
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Right? | |
| It's crazy. | ||
| So then Owen Schroer filed another report where he proved that the protesters are idiots by going around during an active protest where people are chanting and trying to ask them questions. | ||
| Excellent. | ||
| And so he's just going up to people and he's like, why is Trump a fascist? | ||
| And no one's answering him because they're in the middle of a protest and marching and chanting. | ||
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Right. | |
| And he's like, you know what I hate about these protesters? | ||
| They never answer your question. | ||
| It's like... | ||
| You're not doing anything! | ||
| So, basically what he's doing is he's driving up in a motorcycle right next to a moving car and knocking on the window. | ||
| Can you answer a three-point complicated math question for me real quick? | ||
| Yes, absolutely. | ||
| Why are you driving right now? | ||
| Now, let me ask you a quick question. | ||
| How do you derivate calculus? | ||
| I hate these motorists. | ||
| They're all so fucking stupid. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| They don't even know calculus. | ||
| It's insane. | ||
| It was invented in the 50s. | ||
| He thinks he's being like Mike Wallace, but he's just like, it's embarrassing. | ||
| No, yeah, that's pathetic. | ||
| All the footage that they have that purports to show anything doesn't show what they say it does. | ||
| But it insinuates, as long as you put scary music, as long as you put fucking Wagner around it, you're going to get the idea. | ||
| So we have one more clip. | ||
| I debated whether I would play this because it's disgusting. | ||
| You just pulled the Alex Jones move! | ||
| No, but I am going to play it. | ||
| I debated whether or not... | ||
| I think I'll play it. | ||
| No, I'm saying I debated whether to play it because it's actually... | ||
| It's offensive. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Are we going to be okay with this? | ||
| We'll find out after. | ||
| I mean, I've already barked and yelled from a great distance away. | ||
| The stuff about his... | ||
| Horribly childish understanding of race and consent is offensive. | ||
| It's very much offensive, yeah. | ||
| But this is kind of on another level of him relishing some things that are really uncomfortable. | ||
| Anyway, if you have any sort of sensitivity towards stuff about child abuse... | ||
| Or are a human being? | ||
| If you want to turn it off, go ahead. | ||
| But if not, go ahead and listen. | ||
| And before you turn it off, follow us on iTunes. | ||
| We are on Twitter at knowledge underscore fights. | ||
| Email address knowledgefight at gmail.com. | ||
| I'm probably being overly dramatic, but I just wanted to give people a little bit of a heads up that this is gross. | ||
| It's a literal trigger warning. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| By the way, I'm here looking at infowars.com right now. | ||
| And I'm looking at Belgian aristocratic pedophile re-exposed, boys and girls tortured, killed, and forced to eat feces. | ||
| So they don't just grab your kid out of the backyard and rape them for a couple months. | ||
| They torture them and they make them eat crap and they kill them after they beg for food. | ||
| And reportedly in Belgium, where this came out a few years ago, more has come out, they sit in the room while the toddler cries for mommy like a beautiful satanic music. | ||
| And while they beg and beg and beg, sometimes they'll feed them a little more just to get their strength back up to beg and get hope. | ||
| And they call it sucking them dry. | ||
| It's vampiric. | ||
| It sucks their soul. | ||
| And that's who's in D.C. That's who Trump's kicking out. | ||
| If Trump wants to stop the vaccines, he knows that's a soft kill, a lesser magic attack on your family. | ||
| And I know this is hard to believe, folks, but there's a new article out that deals with, you know, Meryl Streep defending Roman Polanski that, you know, drugs 13-year-old girls. | ||
| Anally rapes them. | ||
| And that's just what he's been caught doing. | ||
| They want, the globalists want to grab your kids, and this is on record, and they want to rape them for a few months and then make them eat crap before they drink their blood. | ||
| Now, I don't know entirely what this Belgium story he's talking about is, but I do know that it's irresponsible to claim that your political enemies are aligned with I'll believe that possibly what he's talking about, someone did. | ||
| There's no depth of human evil. | ||
| Yeah, the Ariel Castro type stuff of the world, that's horrible. | ||
| You don't even need to go that far. | ||
| We have serial killers. | ||
| They do a lot of weird shit. | ||
| That shit does exist. | ||
| But to take things and be like, and that's who we're up against. | ||
| It's not fair. | ||
| And he didn't even... | ||
| Like, he didn't even couch it this time in some sort of plausible deniability. | ||
| He comes out and says, the globalists want to grab your kids, rape them, and feed them crap. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's probably not somebody that you can have an open and honest dialogue about a free democracy with. | ||
| Now, here are a couple points that I want to make as it relates to this. | ||
| If you believe that that's who you're up against... | ||
| You obviously wouldn't listen to reason. | ||
| No. | ||
| If you truly believe that those are your enemies, it makes sense why you'd be passionately against them. | ||
| Yeah, and you would be a hero. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If that was really true, and what he believed was real, then, I mean, yeah, all of us who are not fighting against it, we're the worst people alive. | ||
| In many ways, complicit. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Because we were inactive on things. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| The same way that, you know, however many years the Holocaust was going on, there were so many people defending it. | ||
| And let me take a step back. | ||
| I do feel a certain amount of guilt about the fact that sex trafficking does exist in the world. | ||
| And I'm not doing anything about it. | ||
| And it exists here as well. | ||
| Now granted, I can't really do anything about it. | ||
| I could donate to organizations, but I'm living paycheck to paycheck. | ||
| I know, there's so much that... | ||
| But. | ||
| So here's the, and this is, I can't remember who put together this dumb quote, but it is something along the lines of, the biggest difference between liberals and conservatives always winds up to not being who wants to help people, but how they want to help people. | ||
| On an individual level, you know, you can go to even the most conservative household, and my parents live in one of those. | ||
| Like, doesn't matter race, gender. | ||
| Transvestite, whatever. | ||
| You'll come in, they'll feed you, they'll be great. | ||
| In terms of your overall rights, not a chance. | ||
| No way. | ||
| Now, the argument then is that liberals, like you and I, we're not going out and personally helping any sex trafficking victims. | ||
| We're not doing that. | ||
| We're not individual people. | ||
| We're saying that it's a complicated global problem that needs to be addressed by an entire federal system. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And that's where the disconnect happens. | ||
| And that's why a lot of people never... | ||
| Like, the conservative will force politeness in order to make it through a dinner, whereas the liberal will likely try and enact legislation. | ||
| Or even, you know, and it's not even forcing politeness. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Like, they, you know... | ||
| It's sincere. | ||
| It is sincere. | ||
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Okay. | |
| It's sincere. | ||
| Or for some people it is. | ||
| Some people are fucking monsters, but, you know, there's no win there. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So again... | ||
| But yeah, it's a... | ||
| What? | ||
| Globalists are all pedophiles, and that's who we're fighting against. | ||
| And it's because they are not only pedophiles, they hate prosperity and blah blah blah. | ||
| Which is a remarkable one-to-one comparison, apparently. | ||
| That is so depressing. | ||
| I know, I hate to end this on a bummer note, but the other thing that I think is important to remember... | ||
| Is along those lines of, if you believe that that's who you're up against, you would be passionately on that side. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Consider that the person who's telling you that that's who you're up against also believes that they're making chimeras in cowbelly. | ||
| Also consider all of this other bullshit. | ||
| Consider that he believed that Y2K was going to be concentration camps in Austin. | ||
| Like, it's so... | ||
| Like, I'm at the point at the end of this episode where I'm like, this is about where I had to turn off the episode today because I was like, no. | ||
| That's horrific. | ||
| No. | ||
| No more of this nonsense. | ||
| Because it's... | ||
| We can laugh. | ||
| And we do laugh. | ||
| We try. | ||
| And there's still, even within that clip, there's parts that are fairly laughable. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| But the reality is he's using these tricks to... | ||
| To fool people into passionately getting on his side. | ||
| And that is, I believe, an act of propaganda and an act of evil. | ||
| It is a true act of evil. | ||
| What he just did is evil. | ||
| In the same way that... | ||
| Yeah, no, you answered it perfectly on the first shot. | ||
| Yeah, we come back to the beginning of the episode. | ||
| Cut out this entire episode from that moment on. | ||
| It's just a five minute clip of me being like, is he evil? | ||
| And you're going like, yeah. | ||
| Well, check this clip out. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| So that is January 19th, 2017 in the life of Alex Jones. | ||
| Like I said, if you're listening to this on Friday, he is doing a 14-hour live broadcast, which I can't imagine isn't repetitive. | ||
| And we are with you in spirit in this darkest of times. | ||
| I will be listening to that at work, and maybe we'll have an episode early next week where I try and talk a little bit about it. | ||
| We'll see. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| We'll figure something out. | ||
| Yeah, you'll be in England, but we should have at least one episode next week, I think, probably. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| No, we'll record here later. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And then maybe some more with Phil and guests, but it won't be the same. | ||
| It won't be. | ||
| I am the Leanne to your McAdoo. | ||
| So we've already plugged. | ||
| We're on iTunes at Knowledge Fight. | ||
| You can just find us there. | ||
| Also Twitter, Knowledge underscore Fight. | ||
| If you want to send us an email, KnowledgeFight at gmail.com. | ||
| These are the venues for communication. | ||
| Ladies and gentlemen, good luck. | ||
| And good night. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. |