On today's show, Dan tells Jordan about Alex Jones' breakdown of President Trump's inauguration speech. Topics covered include: Did Obama really tell 3rd World Countries they couldn't have cars? Did God put Trump into power, and does that make Alex fake cry? Was Alex Jones drunk for most of inauguration weekend? Alex was almost certainly drunk for most of inauguration weekend
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| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| Today, we take another adventure down into the land of Alex Jones and his insanity. | ||
| I watched too much InfoWars. | ||
| And I have no fucking clue what he's on about. | ||
| And I will do my best to explain what's going on in the world. | ||
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Let's hope. | |
| Do you? | ||
| Well, going on in the imaginary world is maybe a better way of describing it. | ||
| The world of Jones, as it were. | ||
| The world according to Garp. | ||
| I've been wrestling with a few things. | ||
| Today's episode is going to involve the 14-hour live broadcast that InfoWars did, which everyone can agree is excessive. | ||
| There's no way anybody watched... | ||
| More than a half hour of it, right? | ||
| I think a lot of people watched a bunch of it. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| I know that I was checking it out periodically. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Did they have the live viewers on it? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And at points, it was in the thousands. | ||
| It fluctuated, as all these things do. | ||
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Right, right, right. | |
| Pretty much every year, me and Matt Riggs get together and watch Podcast-a-thon. | ||
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Right, yeah, yeah. | |
| Jimmy Pardo's charity marathon show. | ||
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Absolutely. | |
| And you see the number go up and down, and that's just... | ||
| People don't have time for this bullshit. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It's a long-ass thing. | ||
| People drop in, drop out. | ||
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A lot of people weren't watching a long time, though. | |
| Myself, I'm not super thrilled to admit this. | ||
| I could really only make it through a couple hours of it before I had to retreat to the safe waters of... | ||
| How are you not super thrilled that you made it through a couple hours? | ||
| Well, because the hours... | ||
| I would have gotten through maybe 45 minutes if I was really focused on something else. | ||
| Well, the hours that I made it through, the reason I'm not excited... | ||
| We're hours where Paul Joseph Watson was hosting. | ||
| PJW. | ||
| PJW, who hates SJWs. | ||
| Nope, hates them. | ||
| And then David Knight. | ||
| David Knight, who's the most boring... | ||
| He's a smug prick. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Who has a Santa beard. | ||
| How was our girl Leanne McAdoo? | ||
| Leanne McAdoo was fine. | ||
| She was fine. | ||
| Most of what I watched her do was interview a guy about how Russia is okay. | ||
| That was a big narrative they kept spinning. | ||
| They talked way too much about Russia. | ||
| They have to establish, because for so long, all of Alex Jones' show was Russian baiting, basically. | ||
| And so now they have to establish that Rush is okay in order to justify pretending that none of the past 20 years have happened. | ||
| Yeah, and actually, one of the things I was going to do is because this inauguration 14-hour broadcast is so unwieldy and so almost impossible to cover, I wanted to think, maybe we could do a special episode. | ||
| And so I went back and listened to the 9-11 episode that he did. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And it's shockingly boring. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, it's bizarrely, it's just like, I told you so, that was most of what it was. | ||
| And you do have to give him credit, he did, like in the Y2K episode, the blind squirrel and the crazy occasional nut, he totally nailed it. | ||
| Well, but to be fair, it was very easy to predict. | ||
| And he even called out Osama Bin Laden, too. | ||
| But it's very easy to predict that. | ||
| 9-11 would happen and Bin Laden would take responsibility, given that he'd already attacked the World Trade Center and said he wants to do it again. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| He did state loudly, on the record... | ||
| In the white papers. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Look, they're putting this out there. | ||
| You're not reading it, but Osama's gonna attack. | ||
| Yeah, so... | ||
| I have a lot of theories about what happened during the inauguration. | ||
| To get back to that, because that is what we're going to cover. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| The great nightmare that began on the inauguration day. | ||
| Well, the Women's March just happened. | ||
| When we're recording this, it's the day after, and all that was fucking awesome. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Millions of people taken to the streets. | ||
| They were saying about 3.3 million across the country. | ||
| Which is insane. | ||
| An entire 1% of our population was like... | ||
| Fuck this dude. | ||
| And that seems low, like 1%, but you have to factor in babies, elderly. | ||
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That's huge! | |
| And even if you go just by voting population, that's a full 2.5%. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That is a huge part of the electorate. | ||
| And the largest protest in American history. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| But what's going to end up happening... | ||
| And it's countrywide. | ||
| It's not because that's always the narrative of like, no, the heartland is real America. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Countrywide from fucking... | ||
| Kansas City, there were thousands of women showing up. | ||
| The heart of Texas. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Occupied Texas. | ||
| And even unoccupied Texas. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| No, it was amazing. | ||
| And around the world, even, I saw pictures of protests that were taking place in Antarctica. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's fucked up. | ||
| All seven continents, there were people protesting. | ||
| But we don't have feedback of what he is going to say about this and the narrative that's going to be spun. | ||
| But I guarantee it. | ||
| What's going to happen is he's going to conflate that with the people breaking Starbucks windows the night before. | ||
| Every fucking time. | ||
| It's going to be, this wasn't a protest, it was riots, blah blah blah blah blah, which is, I mean, we'll deal with that when we get to it. | ||
| I'm having a disjointed opening because I don't know how to frame this. | ||
| Everything is overwhelming right now. | ||
| The whiplash of the worst day. | ||
| Compared to one of the most amazing days I've ever seen. | ||
| Like, I have been so hopeless. | ||
| And then seeing all of those women show the fuck up and... | ||
| Like, and that's the other thing. | ||
| In D.C., no arrests. | ||
| There were 500,000 people. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There were like 300. | ||
| But the Women's March. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| 500,000 people. | ||
| Walking down the street, zero arrests, all peaceful. | ||
| Cops high-fiving them? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, there's no narrative you can spin other than these are full-on protesters. | ||
| Oh, there will be, and we'll get to it eventually. | ||
| Yeah, but fuck them. | ||
| I want to start, I guess here's how I'm going to start this. | ||
| I have a theory that Alex was only on the broadcast for a couple hours and just vague check-ins with him because he was on a bender. | ||
| Full on. | ||
| I think Alex was real drunk throughout most of Inauguration Weekend. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, he did go to the Deplora Ball, where I'm assuming they all got shit-faced. | ||
| And here, I want to start with a clip of him right before the Deplora Ball that sort of introduces my thesis that he was very drunk. | ||
| That he was out of his gourd? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And keep in mind, he was scheduled to speak at the Deplora Ball, and this is before it. | ||
| We want to take over with freedom. | ||
| Oh, he's drunk. | ||
| And so here's how it works. | ||
| Old parasites and all the dumbasses walk around in their big trench coats acting like they're the toughest stuff on the earth. | ||
| So he also, I should give a point of clarification there, he always talks about the people in Washington as being in big trench coats. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| That's some spy work right there. | ||
| That's full on spy versus spy kind of stuff. | ||
| Big trench coats and fedoras walking around like you own the place. | ||
| 1950s. | ||
| He goes on to get to the point where I'm absolutely positive he's drunk. | ||
| You're going to have to actually deal with reality now. | ||
| So infowars.com forward slash show for the live feeds. | ||
| We got to go to the floor ball now. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| He didn't even say all of the words. | ||
| I'm already late to speak. | ||
| So we're going to get on to that right now. | ||
| I'm going to sneak off and piss on some tree or something. | ||
| We're going to get there, but here's the deal. | ||
| The age of fake bullshit is over. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| The return of man is here. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| Get ready, because it's going to run your ass over. | ||
| 1776, baby. | ||
| Wait, 1776, bail? | ||
| No, no. | ||
| Someone yelled 1776 for the side and he was like, 1776, baby. | ||
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Just that, like, I gotta go find a tree to piss on. | |
| I don't know. | ||
| That's a drug... | ||
| Like, he's slurring his words. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| That is a drunk man. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| I have some more clips I'm going to play that further make the argument that he is wasted. | ||
| And you know he's wasted because he's trying to act, he's trying to sound like he's not wasted. | ||
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Yes. | |
| He's trying to sound professional. | ||
| And there's one point, I didn't actually isolate this clip because I got lost in the 14 hours, but there's a point where he's like screaming about how he's not drunk. | ||
| Which I texted you about, and I was like, that's exactly what drunk people do. | ||
| That's the drunkest thing you can do. | ||
| I've been a doorman at bars. | ||
| Every single person who gets thrown out, I'm not drunk, you're drunk. | ||
| I'm not that drunk. | ||
| Yeah, come on, man. | ||
| Why are you accusing me of having too much to drink? | ||
| I had a sip. | ||
| So here's my thesis that may be developed over the course of this episode. | ||
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Okay. | |
| It's a three-pronged thesis. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| The first is that Alex was wasted through most of the weekend, and that's why they kept him off air and had David Knight hosting most of their coverage for that 14 hours. | ||
| Alright, we got that one. | ||
| That's pretty well established. | ||
| David Knight back in studio. | ||
| Leanne McAdoo also in studio. | ||
| Paul Joseph Watson lives in London. | ||
| So he just Skypes in and stuff like that. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Alex and Owen Schroyer and Rob Dew were on the ground. | ||
| Rob Dew, of course, is the cameraman who sometimes gets on camera and is not great. | ||
| Oh, also... | ||
| They had shots because there's cameras on top of cameras. | ||
| It's a communist Chinese resting doll. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| And you could see... | ||
| Well, they have cameras that are videotaping people videotaping people. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| To prove that there is... | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Rob Dew's elaborate camera setup, he has one of those things, the stabilizers. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But what's attached to it is two iPhones. | ||
| They don't even have cameras. | ||
| They have iPhones that they're using with a boom mic. | ||
| You know, the cameras on the iPhones aren't that bad. | ||
| No, agreed. | ||
| I mean, there's some good stuff. | ||
| I'm not advertising for iPhones. | ||
| No, but you'd think a professional operation would have cameras as opposed to what I have. | ||
| Well, we've already established their money stream is very suspect. | ||
| Tenuous. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So my first thesis is that Alex was drunk and they kept him off air for a large portion of it, which kind of makes it boring. | ||
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Yes. | |
| Because we want Alex. | ||
| We don't want these other people. | ||
| If he were drunk on broadcast the whole time... | ||
| For ten hours? | ||
| Fuck, that would be the best thing I've ever seen. | ||
| I wouldn't have turned it off. | ||
| No, that would be the most compelling situation to watch. | ||
| So my second... | ||
| Especially because you know he would fall in and out of sleep at least once or twice. | ||
| Oh yeah, he's pissing on a tree, falls asleep. | ||
| I'm going to go piss on it. | ||
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And he's drunk before the ball. | |
| Imagine after. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| Actually, I think I have a clip. | ||
| I have a clip from after. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But the second prong of my thesis. | ||
| Do you have the speech? | ||
| Which speech? | ||
| At the deplorable. | ||
| No, that wasn't released. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| That must have been incredible. | ||
| I think that's behind closed doors shit like Hillary at Goldman Sachs. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| But the second prong of my thesis is that he wasn't really welcome there. | ||
| At the inauguration. | ||
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Oh. | |
| That Trump didn't even really invite him. | ||
| He went to this deplorable, which was a secondary thing. | ||
| It's like if you go to, like, WrestleMania, there's WrestleCon there. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Or you go to, like, some big event, there's a secondary event. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He was invited to deplorable. | ||
| But there's a video, and it's not really good for audio, so I didn't put it in our collection. | ||
| There's a video of him getting thrown out of the inauguration. | ||
| No! | ||
| There's a video of cops taking him out of a big crowd past a barrier. | ||
| That is... | ||
| And he's going to spin it for his own safety, of course. | ||
| Oh, sure. | ||
| Too many people were coming at me, the globalists. | ||
| They were afraid of me telling the truth. | ||
| All of the clips that he posted, all the interviews, are him just somewhere on the street. | ||
| Surrounded by like 10 or 20 people. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So all of the clips are places that you don't need access to get to. | ||
| I have no evidence that he's actually anywhere important. | ||
| That is amazing. | ||
| So my secondary thesis, merged with my first one, is that this is all sort of an elaborate charade about his access that he has. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And he knows it, and he's cracking under the pressure, and so he's just drinking. | ||
| And the fact that he's not in the actual inauguration really fucks him up. | ||
| Because he feels like he is taking credit for... | ||
| He's carrying the water. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| And then all of a sudden to be betrayed like that, which we all saw coming. | ||
| Every single... | ||
| You have to burn your sort of weirdo people. | ||
| All of your functionaries who are a liability, you've got to burn them. | ||
| And this is the first time he's ever been stepped on. | ||
| On the way to the top. | ||
| No one's ever allowed him. | ||
| Exactly! | ||
| He's never had anybody to step on him. | ||
| Because nobody likes him or wants him anywhere. | ||
| And then all of a sudden he did some groundwork and it's like... | ||
| Now I gotta kick you to the curb. | ||
| That must be a horrifying... | ||
| Now I kind of feel bad for him. | ||
| I don't. | ||
| Okay, good point. | ||
| I hope he gets hit by a truck. | ||
| As we established on the last episode, he's very evil. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| It's not stupid. | ||
| No, fuck him. | ||
| So I think that what's happening is that Trump has led him along in a big way. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And now it's gotten to a point where it's like, look, I'm actually president now. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I can't have you at the gala. | ||
| Or something like that. | ||
| You're going to cause a scene. | ||
| Like he's led on all of his supporters. | ||
| Like the day of it, like the first thing he signed was like, middle class people need to pay more interest on their mortgage. | ||
| Which wasn't a part of any platform. | ||
| Zero part of that. | ||
| All of his supporters are like, it's time for the middle class to really take over. | ||
| And then the first thing he does is go, we're going to need you to spend more money. | ||
| And they're like, what the fuck? | ||
| Yeah, it's going to be really shocking, like the waves of awareness that start coming. | ||
| You tried to tell people, just like, he is lying to you. | ||
| Just like he's lied to everyone. | ||
| Yep, but no, it's fake news, crooked media. | ||
| Fake news. | ||
| So if you, let's just get into it. | ||
| There's one clip that I think is sort of coherent enough. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And it's after the inauguration speech, and it's sort of a breakdown. | ||
| Let's fucking take this part piece by piece. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| The inauguration speech. | ||
| And I don't think he does a really great job of it. | ||
| But here is the beginning of the clip where he introduces his thesis about what Trump's inauguration speech was all about. | ||
| First off, let me just take a deep breath here and break down what just happened here today. | ||
| Undoubtedly. | ||
| This was providence. | ||
| This was American destiny being re-invoked. | ||
| This was Trump declaring the birthright of this republic that George Washington talked about. | ||
| A little bit dog-whistly there. | ||
| Birthright means birthright! | ||
| Yep. | ||
| That is straight-up code. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| You know that every white supremacist gets super thrilled to hear that sort of thing. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| But this is actually going to get into the third prong of my thesis, and that is that what we're witnessing is Alex Jones sort of being in charge of a move towards theocracy, a Christian theocracy. | ||
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Okay. | |
| And you're going to see this sort of be established throughout this clip. | ||
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Right. | |
| And it's... | ||
| If you pair it with him being a drunk on the streets, it's pretty funny. | ||
| But if you take it just of like, oh, this is the stated objective, it's incredibly scary. | ||
| So get ready to get a little bit scared and a little bit funny. | ||
| And that providence that started back in 1776. | ||
| He invoked it. | ||
| It was so historical. | ||
| And I knew they were going to invoke it. | ||
| It just came into my mind. | ||
| And I knew, even though he hasn't given the speech, and I haven't talked to Trump about this, I knew what was about to happen. | ||
| And I said, I've got a tweet that they're going to re-invoke the birthright. | ||
| I could just feel it. | ||
| Because that's really what this is. | ||
| And then the media was asking me, even the New York Times had seen the tweet, they said, did you talk to Trump? | ||
| I mean, how did you know it was in a speech nobody else did? | ||
| And I said, no. | ||
| This is Americana. | ||
| You understand? | ||
| We're reading the same book. | ||
| It's the same spirit. | ||
| So I will tell them what I've talked about with Trump. | ||
| The spirit of America. | ||
| Can you feel it rising? | ||
| Trump feels it. | ||
| He knows it. | ||
| He loves it. | ||
| And he wants to serve the people and empower the people to have America be incredibly wealthy again and empower the globe. | ||
| The coming in and away from the microphone is definitely a drug. | ||
| It's pro. | ||
| He wants to empower, empower, empower. | ||
| I don't think he's drunk in this clip, but I think he's probably hungover. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Or maybe not. | ||
| Maybe all of his weirdo supplements are actually hangover cures. | ||
| Maybe that's the secret all along. | ||
| That could have been the secret. | ||
| If you're hungover, take super male vitality. | ||
| You need vitality. | ||
| Boom. | ||
| Right back to it. | ||
| And if it is, I gotta order something. | ||
| The most telling thing that he said was, I haven't talked to Trump about it. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| He said, I have. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| He said I haven't. | ||
| Not the tweet. | ||
| No, I swear to God he said he hasn't talked to Trump about it. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| Okay, the tweet and the Providence ideas he didn't talk to Trump about. | ||
| But what he has talked to him about is the spirit of America rising. | ||
| Play that again. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Because I swear, because the media asked the speech, and I haven't talked to Trump about this. | ||
| Haven't talked to Trump about it. | ||
| I knew what was about to happen, and I said, I've got a tweet that they're going to re-invoke the birthright. | ||
| I can just feel it, because that's really what this is. | ||
| And then the media was asking me, even the New York Times had seen the tweet, they said, did you talk to Trump? | ||
| How did you know it was in a speech? | ||
| Nobody else did. | ||
| And I said, no, this is Americana. | ||
| You understand? | ||
| We're reading the same book. | ||
| It's the same spirit. | ||
| So I will tell them what I've talked about with Trump. | ||
| The spirit of America, can you feel it rise? | ||
| So he says that too, though, like at the end. | ||
| He said he will talk to them, or he will talk to Trump. | ||
| I'm telling you, what he is saying is, one, the media asked him, they did not. | ||
| And two, he didn't talk to Trump, but there's a mind meld there. | ||
| So he is trying to, he's trying to... | ||
| Consider himself part of that when it's very clear that Trump is cutting off communication there. | ||
| Yeah, it's like an ex who's starting to move away from you and you're like, no, I gave them all their great ideas. | ||
| We're on the same page. | ||
| You're protesting a little too much here. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| No, he is... | ||
| Afraid that he has lost all of that connection to Trump. | ||
| Because if he loses that connection, then the non-existent media questions become even more non-existent. | ||
| Somehow, even in his own imagination, he will have to admit, the media isn't talking to me anymore because I'm not a player anymore. | ||
| Yeah, all I've got is these weird dudes who come on my show. | ||
| You know, like, he does have a roster, like a cadre of weirdos who do come on his show pretty regularly, who are all just, like, on exactly the same page as him. | ||
| One of us. | ||
| Yeah, there's a pinhead thing. | ||
| One of us. | ||
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Google gaggle, Google gaggle, one of us. | |
| That's a reference to the 1920s movie Freaks. | ||
| Yeah, and miraculously, all the people who come on and share his opinions Skype in from rooms, bedrooms that look empty. | ||
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Rooms. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| So anyway, I think you nailed something. | ||
| And then their moms are like, the pizza rolls are done! | ||
| Shut up, Mom! | ||
| It's the inauguration! | ||
| Mommy, I'm talking to Alex. | ||
| So you rightfully hit the nail on the head that Alex and Trump have some sort of a communication. | ||
| Possibly it's waning. | ||
| Alex has some things to say about that. | ||
| The message we heard in this speech has been my message for over a decade. | ||
| I mean, longer than that. | ||
| But this is Americanism versus globalism. | ||
| So Trump isn't reading from my sheet of music. | ||
| It's the sheet of music that's reality. | ||
| And that's why it's so similar to what I say on the show and what you hear Trump say later. | ||
| And yes, Trump obviously does listen to the show. | ||
| He told me. | ||
| But let's just move past all that. | ||
| Of course he does. | ||
| I like that. | ||
| That's his classic move, too. | ||
| Of course he does. | ||
| Let's just move past that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Let's just move past that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, he listens to the show. | ||
| The president listened to my show. | ||
| He's told me. | ||
| But to be fair, that's not a lie. | ||
| I don't think it's a lie, either. | ||
| When he was on, when Trump was on Alex's show... | ||
| He said he was a listener. | ||
| Yeah, and he said that Alex's record has been spectacular. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, his history of... | ||
| The other... | ||
| The other thing that I think is really scary is I don't think he's that much wrong about Trump giving his message. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Like, Trump is pulling from that kind of playbook there, which is the most frightening thing. | ||
| But that's, again, why I think it's important to do a show like this, is we have to illuminate the things that are being said. | ||
| On this source that our now president actually believes. | ||
| Yeah, he really does. | ||
| And I've said this over and over again at various states of intoxication when I'm talking to friends. | ||
| But I really sincerely think that people who haven't at all dwelled in weird parts of the internet are about to be very surprised by what happens. | ||
| Because some of our leaders and some of their advisors are beholden to or incredulous of really batty, dumb conspiracy shit. | ||
| And the consequences of that could be staggering. | ||
| Well, and it's also because of that isolation where they're in their own world that just reinforces itself. | ||
| There's that constant feedback loop of... | ||
| And it's especially like with Alex Jones where he says something. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| He cites Infowars.com as his source. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He cites Infowars. | ||
| Then one of his crazy callers also says it. | ||
| And then he cites one of those crazy callers as being... | ||
| People are talking about this. | ||
| You know, this whole, like, big circle of people. | ||
| It's not literally alive, but it's spiritually alive. | ||
| So, you know, the inauguration went off. | ||
| You know, there were a lot of people there. | ||
| Yeah, oh, tons. | ||
| There were also a lot of very important people there. | ||
| Maybe people who were presidents in the past. | ||
| Maybe people who were rich as balls. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We're here. | ||
| This is a giant victory for humanity. | ||
| It is massive. | ||
| And looking at Michelle. | ||
| And looking at Obama up on the Jumbotron. | ||
| No. | ||
| When they were singing the Star Spangled Banner, Obama, with that arrogant, smug feeling that he's better than everybody, looked like he was dying. | ||
| He had a fake smile. | ||
| Michelle was frowning the entire time. | ||
| Because these are cult members who were put in power by the globalists so that they could help destroy the country and divide the nation. | ||
| They are absolutely evil and want poor people not to have a future. | ||
| That's why he goes to Africa and says, you can't have cars or air conditioning. | ||
| There it was. | ||
| Because he is literally there to hurt poor people across the board. | ||
| And they needed that face, though, as their cover to carry it out. | ||
| Donald Trump right now is making hundreds of phone calls a day trying to get jobs into Detroit, trying to get jobs into Atlanta. | ||
| So... | ||
| Well, one, my fear there was we were going into a real racist place. | ||
| Or a transphobic place. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Pretending she's a man. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Which is fucking... | ||
| He showed a little bit of restraint there. | ||
| He did. | ||
| I was... | ||
| Yeah, that calmed my fears a little bit there. | ||
| I could see that in your face. | ||
| Then he went to Africa, which was not good. | ||
| Which I think it's time to fully deal with this. | ||
| I actually went and pulled the clip from Obama's speech that he gave that... | ||
| Keeps being referenced by Alex about how black people and poor people in foreign countries can't have cars. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And please enjoy this clip literally from Obama's speech that is being misrepresented repeatedly. | ||
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I am so refreshed to hear Obama. | |
| Africa. | ||
| We're going to all have to work together to find ways in which collectively we reduce carbon, but we make sure that there's some differentiation so that... | ||
| Countries that are very wealthy are expected to do more. | ||
| And countries that are still developing, obviously they shouldn't be resigned to poverty simply because the West and Europe and America got there first. | ||
| That wouldn't be fair. | ||
| But everybody's going to have to do something. | ||
| Everybody's going to have to make some important choices here. | ||
| And I expect that it's going to be your generation that helps lead this because if we don't, it's going to be your generation that suffers the most. | ||
| Ultimately, if you think about all the youth that everybody's mentioned here in Africa, if everybody's raising living standards to the point where everybody's got a car and everybody's got air conditioning and everybody's got a big house, well, the planet will boil over unless we find new ways of producing energy. | ||
| So that's the clip that is... | ||
| So that's the exact opposite of what he's insinuating it to be. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| And that's proof positive of Alex Jones not being interested in the truth and being just a complete liar. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| You build a fake narrative... | ||
| God, aren't you going to miss that voice? | ||
| I'm going to miss that Obama voice so bad. | ||
| He'll be around. | ||
| I love him. | ||
| You know, there's so many criticisms I have about Obama, especially regarding drone warfare, torture on so many prisoners of political means and not even war prisoners. | ||
| He released Chelsea Manning, which is great. | ||
| Which is the best thing. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| But there's still problems. | ||
| Trying so fucking hard to make the best decision available to him at every time. | ||
| And you could hear it even in that clip. | ||
| In a minute of audio, he's able to lay out a problem, show both sides of it, and say where the considerations are. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| We have a problem with carbon consumption, and it's causing... | ||
| Global issues. | ||
| And it's not your fault. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| It's ours. | ||
| It's all of ours together, too. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| We didn't know it at the time. | ||
| Of course not. | ||
| But we've gotten to this place now where if everybody used carbon emission stuff like we do, we would be totally fucked. | ||
| But if we roll back all equally, you're still the ones most fucked. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's his entire point. | ||
| We're trying to do more of our part because we did more of the damage. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And within that clip, he even clearly says, you know, we have to find a way to not resign you to poverty and not completely destroy the societies that we have built already. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
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Do you mean the thing that makes sense? | |
| It's the literal opposite of what Alex says he's saying. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's fucking insanity. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Just saying that Obama hates poor people or that Trump is trying to bring jobs back whenever Obama brought all the jobs back. | ||
| Tons. | ||
| Like, he did that with the auto bailout whenever it was so close to all of those places just being like, well, GM is gone. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, it was very close to that. | ||
| At no point in time does anybody ever give him the credit of being the guy who forced that shit through. | ||
| Right, and against principles to some extent. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Well, the end result of me not doing this is more abhorrent to my principles than saying, like, let's not bail out these businesses that made bad decisions. | ||
| Which is why that... | ||
| That's being an adult! | ||
| Yeah! | ||
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That's... | |
| Where are the adults? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Where did they go, Friesen? | ||
| I'll tell you, they're not in occupied Texas. | ||
| They are not there. | ||
| So, here's another fun clip to get to. | ||
| This is a little meandering towards the middle and end, but it starts with an awesome lie, and I'd like to remind you that statistically, I can confirm for you that 6% of Alex Jones' audience is under the age of 18. Correct. | ||
| Keep that in mind as this clip starts. | ||
| The amount of young people, the amount of teenagers that are listeners, this is indicative of the huge, incredible awakening that is happening on a planetary scale, not just here. | ||
| So make no mistake, this revolution against globalism, this revolution against globalism... | ||
| is something that belongs to the people. | ||
| And Trump said that. | ||
| This revolution is about you. | ||
| You are what empowers it. | ||
| You are the future. | ||
| And we're going to get out of your way and let you have your destiny, have your dreams. | ||
| And we understand America's special in that destiny, and that as America goes, the rest of the world goes. | ||
| Washington envisioned all of this in his farewell address. | ||
| He saw this in Providence, in a vision. | ||
| And now it's all come true. | ||
| The enemy knew that, so that's why they always invoke the occult. | ||
| Invoke, don't talk about God. | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
| Don't talk about Providence. | ||
| Don't say, you know, America's great and all this stuff. | ||
| To demoralize us not to have this birthright. | ||
| It's why they teach you in school how horrible, you know, the idea of American Providence and Manifest Destiny and all of this is. | ||
| and talk about the problems and crimes associated. | ||
| There's problems and crimes associated with any humans or any movement. | ||
| But overall, the greater destiny to defeat tyranny worldwide and to stop a great evil in the future. | ||
| And I believe it's going to be this republic in the future that defeats the entire world government, anti-human, eugenics-based... | ||
| Anti-human. | ||
| It's an anti-human, eugenics-based technocracy system. | ||
| That's almost like a Philip K. Dick line. | ||
| What is valis? | ||
| Do you remember what valis stands for? | ||
| How do you get an anti-human eugenics technocracy? | ||
| Is he saying that we're going to turn... | ||
| Well, one, we've already established chimeras are real. | ||
| Right, and they need rights. | ||
| Is he saying we're going to turn people into computers? | ||
| It's the singularity, my friend. | ||
| I mean, that's coming. | ||
| No matter what we do. | ||
| Yeah, that's happening. | ||
| We already have cyborgs. | ||
| Yeah, we're going to go with the gray goo theory. | ||
| Well, the eugenics part is basically just that's about abortion and Planned Parenthood. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The technocracy, I believe, is about the singularity and our growing reliance on a surveillance state and stuff like that. | ||
| Which is a legitimate fear. | ||
| If you want to complain about that, we can talk. | ||
| You know, that's fine. | ||
| I don't know what the... | ||
| I guess the anti-human part is just he thinks that they are satanic and hate people. | ||
| Yeah, he goes with the religion. | ||
| Do you... | ||
| Okay, here's where we're gonna get into another thing right there. | ||
| Is there any Christian principle he adheres to other than saying he's a Christian? | ||
| Huh. | ||
| I mean, it depends. | ||
| Because he lies all the time, so we got that commandment knocked down. | ||
| That's one of the big ones. | ||
| That's one of the big ones. | ||
| Perhaps the biggest one. | ||
| He doesn't honor his father because he claims that he did things he didn't do, clearly. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| He lies about his dad's battlefield foam. | ||
| What happened to his mom? | ||
| Does he have a mother? | ||
| No. | ||
| Is he the first, like, Jesus to come from his dad's butt? | ||
| He's a chimera. | ||
| He's a chimera! | ||
| Or a clone! | ||
| Could be. | ||
| He could be a clone. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| That's a possibility there. | ||
| I don't actually know too much about his mom. | ||
| I feel like it might be in poor taste to do research about... | ||
| I think leave her alone if she wants to be left alone. | ||
| His family that isn't invoked by him I have no interest in knowing about because it seems like sort of not fair game. | ||
| Right. | ||
| His son, to the extent that he is an InfoWars reporter, is fair game. | ||
| But at the same time, I don't want to make fun of him because he's a kid. | ||
| He's a kid. | ||
| His dad is fair game because he's brought up a ton and makes a weird toothpaste. | ||
| Has his dad ever been on the show? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But also, oh, this is an announcement that needs to be made. | ||
| I don't have a clip of this, but the Infowars, on the last episode when we found out that they're selling body armor, I predicted that they're going to start selling guns, and now they have started selling gun parts. | ||
| God, that's fucking... | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| They announced on the 14-hour broadcast that they're selling AR-15 lowers, which is the central piece of an AR-15, which is the gun that is most commonly used in mass shootings. | ||
| Mass shooting. | ||
| Which is really problematic. | ||
| It doesn't... | ||
| I'm kind of anti-human right now. | ||
| I'm pro-human, but I'm anti the choices we keep making. | ||
| A technocracy is probably better than a gun-based economy? | ||
| Like, I don't know, man. | ||
| A bunch of crazy, paranoid, religious folks with guns. | ||
| It is hard to make the argument that humans are a net positive for the Earth. | ||
| At this point. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Or even a net positive for each other. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, you know, there's... | ||
| There's always exceptions to rules, and there are some great people out there, but most of them seem pretty shitty. | ||
| That last clip, I think, illustrated one of the problems that I had with editing this up and getting these clips ready, and that is that this speech... | ||
| Is about 12 minutes of uninterrupted talking. | ||
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Wow. | |
| He doesn't stop for a breath for like 10 minutes. | ||
| And he's just... | ||
| It's verbal jazz. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's scatting. | ||
| And I don't know where... | ||
| Yeah, there can't be a through line to that. | ||
| Because even in that little clip, there was barely a little consistency in message there. | ||
| All it is is sort of like we beat the globalists. | ||
| And it was like... | ||
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Does he not... | |
| You know we committed, like, a lot of genocide? | ||
| Does he, like, not like the genocide? | ||
| Get this, that was the globalists that did that. | ||
| God, there's just... | ||
| The patriots have never done that kind of thing. | ||
| But the patriots that he likes from Texas tried to kill all the Mexicans. | ||
| Like, I love the remember the Alamo as, like, we're defending ourselves when it's like, no, you went to take all their stuff. | ||
| Remember parts of the Alamo. | ||
| That's really what the message is. | ||
| So this next clip, I don't remember exactly where it goes, but it's more bebopping and scatting having to do with the New World Order. | ||
| Everything the New World Order's done has been designed to bring this country down because they can't have a big, free, open, wealthy nation state with a big, fat, middle class, upwardly mobile people inside this impoverished, anti-human world government system they're establishing. | ||
| The American system is too much competition for them. | ||
| They admit that in the white papers. | ||
| The British government 200 years ago wrote they couldn't compete with the American system. | ||
| And again, the British now are throwing off globalism. | ||
| They're throwing off these monotonous systems. | ||
| So this is an incredible... | ||
| It's an incredible time to be alive. | ||
| It is an amazing time to be alive. | ||
| And it is, quite frankly, so humbling and stunning the fact that we go through these crowds of people, people of every race, color, and creed are all just humans with red blood. | ||
| This is breaking the will of the media that's trying to... | ||
| You pan around that audience, by the way, and there's like... | ||
| I bet it's a wait. | ||
| I would say 98%. | ||
| We do get some interviews a little bit later in these clips. | ||
| He manages to find the one black guy who's there. | ||
| Yeah, God, that tokenism as a representative idea is so disappointing. | ||
| He interviews two people later, and one of them is a black guy who I think is a preacher, and the other is an incredibly angry Indian dude. | ||
| Awesome. | ||
| That's a teaser for later. | ||
| Was it actually Dinesh D'Souza? | ||
| I wish it was. | ||
| I think he's under house arrest. | ||
| He's fucking nuts. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| No, but here's the thing in what he said that is... | ||
| Is actually true, which is that the fat middle class has been taken away. | ||
| There's no upward mobility at this point. | ||
| And his reasoning for it is so wrong. | ||
| Like, the people who have taken it away are the ones who are in control of the White House and the Congress right now. | ||
| And eventually the Supreme Court. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, it's people who are in business who have done this. | ||
| Yeah, who did it on purpose. | ||
| Those people drive me insane because it's like, you have a billion dollars and you're using all this wealth and influence to turn that billion dollars... | ||
| Into $2 billion. | ||
| Or $1.2 billion. | ||
| Yeah, you have no reason to do any of this other than this weird, sociopathic, greedy, like, mental illness. | ||
| I think what it is is that people who are really rich now, a lot of them are super jealous of old money. | ||
| There's new money and old money, and I think that people believe, this is kind of an assumption on my part, I don't have any facts to back this up, but I know that new money is kind of scoffed at, as opposed to the people who are like the Rockefellers, the Carnegies. | ||
| Trump is very scoffed at. | ||
| Yeah, and I think that these billionaire folk, they're like, if we amass enough money, next generation will be old money. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There's an idea that eventually they can become the new old money. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Well, and I do think that there is kind of some of that happening right now where... | ||
| That's their upward mobility. | ||
| I'm sure they look down on those Silicon Valley billionaires. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Zuckerbergs. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You guys don't even... | ||
| What, are you still going to wear a fucking hoodie? | ||
| Nouveau-Riche assholes. | ||
| Yeah, you can't show up without an ascot, you asshole. | ||
| Yeah, you can't show up without an ascot. | ||
| So this clip isn't done. | ||
| That's the one true rule of knowledge fight, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| We're wearing ascots. | ||
| We are always ascoting it up. | ||
| So here we go. | ||
| Great racial division and trying to say that if you're not a white person, you can't, you know, have guns or private property or future. | ||
| You don't have the American birthright. | ||
| You don't have a future of wealth. | ||
| That's your enemy. | ||
| That's racist. | ||
| This is a cult programming to make people poor and make them the slaves of the globalists who all over the world will play different groups off against each other. | ||
| If it's Ukraine, they'll play Catholic off against Orthodox. | ||
| Or it's a country in Africa, they'll play the Christians off against the animus of the Muslims or vice versa. | ||
| It's all divide and conquer because the elite are destroying nation states and trying to make us poor. | ||
| That's true! | ||
| Cool. | ||
| That's 100% true! | ||
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Well... | |
| I think he's absolutely right there. | ||
| I mean, it's not the globalists, although, I mean, if we're going to use globalists as a blanket term, but, you know, just going by post-Reconstruction era South, how do you get... | ||
| Wealthy people to stay wealthy. | ||
| And poor people to stay poor. | ||
| Have two groups of poor people fight with each other. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| It's such an old... | ||
| Perfect strategy that always works. | ||
| Well, this is, again, one of those points where whenever Alex is talking bullshit, we kind of have to stop and say, like, when you got a good point. | ||
| That's a perfectly good point. | ||
| I wish it wasn't directed at an imaginary enemy. | ||
| Well, that's the thing, is, like, you have a good point, we agree with your diagnosis, but we don't agree with your idea of how to treat it or what caused it. | ||
| You're describing a problem, but everything else around it is wackadoo. | ||
| It's Leanne wackadoo. | ||
| How did we not come up with that before? | ||
| I probably have before. | ||
| How are we on seven episodes or six episodes or whatever? | ||
| I can't even keep track of how many we've done. | ||
| Leanne Wackadoo. | ||
| But I want to jump straight into this next clip because you're going to lose a little bit of respect for him. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Whatever he built up there. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, he did a couple of good jobs in a row. | ||
| Yeah, but he's going to... | ||
| Yeah, here we go. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| So, America... | ||
| Died, basically, in the last few years. | ||
| It was a globalist program. | ||
| Bush's and Clinton's behind it with criminal elements of the intelligence agencies. | ||
| But America isn't just a person. | ||
| Sure, a person doesn't get resurrected unless it's Jesus or Lazarus. | ||
| But a country can come back from the dead. | ||
| And America began to come back from the dead in the last few months. | ||
| And now has come back to life. | ||
| The phoenix is coming up right now. | ||
| And how... | ||
| Powerful that phoenix is. | ||
| How incredible that destiny is. | ||
| He's up to us. | ||
| We are what breathes life into the spirit, it into us. | ||
| And the enemy knows everything's energy. | ||
| You see, forget all the religious books and all the stuff you can hear from the preachers who are there to control the paradigm. | ||
| The enemy wants to destroy our spirit, make us feel weak, so we don't take our birthright and destiny. | ||
| We're taking the destiny in our hands, we're breathing life into it, and those devil worshippers up there, the enemy, Chuckie Schumer, devil worshipper, Obama, devil worshipper, it's well known. | ||
| These are devil worshippers. | ||
| What's a devil worshipper? | ||
| They want to earn other people. | ||
| They want to be number one. | ||
| They don't like seeing somebody succeed. | ||
| It's in the white papers. | ||
| Okay? | ||
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What's somebody that wants prosperity and renaissance? | |
| They want wealth, a cornucopia. | ||
| They're not jealous of somebody who's got a big house or a good-looking wife or vice I think your success is great. | ||
| These people are devil worshippers, and what happened today was... | ||
| The chief executive invited God back in and said, the door's open, and instead of the people, the door's open now to you. | ||
| If you want this birthright, if you want goodness, we've all got to be good, and we've got to come together, and we've got to, whether you're black hired white people, if you're white hired black people, whatever. | ||
| He only knows two types of people. | ||
| Issues that we stand for, and what we believe in, and transcend all the control. | ||
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Did Trump say any of that? | |
| No. | ||
| I don't think he did. | ||
| I don't think he asked people to come together. | ||
| He definitely didn't invoke God or providence. | ||
| I think he did a little bit. | ||
| Did he? | ||
| He gave overtures towards Jesus. | ||
| Because all of the... | ||
| Like, I couldn't... | ||
| I could not listen to any of it. | ||
| No way. | ||
| Without vomiting. | ||
| Like, I just couldn't do it. | ||
| No way. | ||
| But I did see a couple of those, like, the list of words that have never been said in an inauguration. | ||
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Carnage. | |
| Carnage, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, there was no message of hope, and yes, we can. | ||
| There was pure, like, this country is turning into a monstrous nightmare! | ||
| We're all gonna die. | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| Which is, I mean, hey, another point we can all agree on. | ||
| We can all agree on that. | ||
| Yeah, we're all dead. | ||
| For different reasons, but... | ||
| It's all there. | ||
| Well, I think that we talk about confirmation bias a bunch on the show, and I think it is one of those things that there are other logical fallacies you can be beholden to, and one of them is... | ||
| Actually, I think it is still just confirmation bias. | ||
| You believe whatever you want to believe, and you read into things whatever you want to read into them. | ||
| And so if you hear Trump go up there and vaguely mention religion, you'd be like, he's brought God back. | ||
| Yeah, that was the main part of his speech because he said a little bit about it. | ||
| Well, it's the same thing with this, we have to say radical Islam. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Or digital Dropbox. | ||
| Dirty dossier. | ||
| But the premise that we have to say it or else we can't tackle it. | ||
| It's such bullshit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, the idea that we have to use these precise words, so if someone does say radical Islam, all of a sudden, it becomes code for, oh, they believe everything I believe. | ||
| Well, and then the argument for Trump only briefly mentioning it is, like, he can't say it directly, otherwise people will know. | ||
| No, dude, did you see that speech? | ||
| I think it was at the CIA meeting that he had. | ||
| He said... | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| It was one of the previous speeches that he gave. | ||
| He was like... | ||
| We're going to take down radical Islam. | ||
| You have to say it, folks. | ||
| You just have to say the words. | ||
| Like, fuck off. | ||
| You're buying into that narrative now. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Also, did Alex Jones just say it's all energy? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| He just said it's all energy. | ||
| He's gone full hippie. | ||
| Yeah, he left the Christian train and was just like, hey, man, guy is real. | ||
| The spirit of the earth. | ||
| Have you guys ever played Final Fantasy VII? | ||
| You remember when the bubble ended up? | ||
| Yeah, that's Gaia. | ||
| Now, I know that we're making a hard sales pitch on this body armor, but one of the things I should tell you is it will align your chakras. | ||
| It will get your kundalini rising. | ||
| Have you seen the pineal gland on people who are wearing these? | ||
| It is insane. | ||
| The third eye awakens. | ||
| But that's why he sells the water filtration devices, because the fluoride in the water calcifies your pineal gland. | ||
| Yeah, that makes perfect sense. | ||
| I'm actually not 100% sure that's bullshit, but Alex has never said that. | ||
| That might just be something I read on some weird hippie website. | ||
| I'm not too worried about crystals. | ||
| So at this point, Alex gets into a little bit of a straw man attack about Russia, which is kind of fun. | ||
| To give you some sort of a little bit of a setup to this, Maxine Waters was being interviewed on TV. | ||
| Who's Maxine Waters? | ||
| She's a Democratic House member, I believe. | ||
| I should know that, otherwise I'm never going to make the right phone call. | ||
| She gives bad interviews, is the problem. | ||
| So when she's on TV, she'll often say things in ways that are really easy to attack. | ||
| So she becomes sort of a lightning rod for Republican attacks. | ||
| She ends up being attacked a ton. | ||
| Which is why she's invited back onto those shows, because it's going to create that dumb drama. | ||
| Yeah, and most recently she was talking about how if it comes out that the Russians were consulting with Trump about his campaign and how to frame things like saying that Hillary is crooked and saying that she's sick, then these should be impeachable offenses. | ||
| Is that technically treason? | ||
| I feel like any time, even in the Constitution, it says if there's a foreign agent that influences the election. | ||
| I don't think that's specifically in the definition of treason. | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| They very specifically define what it is. | ||
| I don't think it may actually be. | ||
| I think he might have committed other treasons, but I don't think this one is. | ||
| Better treasons. | ||
| But it's an impeachable offense. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Absolutely an impeachable offense. | ||
| The way she was setting it up, and it's very clear if you go watch the clip, is if we find out that this is the case, then... | ||
| That is an impeachable effect. | ||
| It is a perfectly logical statement to say. | ||
| But the way she... | ||
| Under all the math of logic. | ||
| But what she should have said, I agree, because I studied tons of logic, formal logic in college. | ||
| I understand exactly how A, B, C, modus ponens works. | ||
| At the University of Missouri veterinary program. | ||
| Veterinary logics. | ||
| So... | ||
| If this dog is old... | ||
| Then we fucking cool it. | ||
| The problem is that she, instead of saying, if we find that he was consulting with Russia, then we'd have to act on that. | ||
| She used specific examples, like, if the crooked Hillary came from them. | ||
| And that's where you open yourself up to attack. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Because we know the tricks that Alex plays. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He hears that and he's like, oh, Maxine Waters is accusing Russia of coming up with Crooked Hillary. | ||
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Oh, boy. | |
| Which isn't true. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He even has played the clip on the show and then attacked it and been like, that's not what she said. | ||
| It's insane. | ||
| That's bananas. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So here he goes off on that a little bit and commits an incredible straw man fallacy, arguing against an argument that no one has made. | ||
| Oh, wonderful. | ||
| The media pushed way too hard with all the race garbage. | ||
| Now they're saying he's a Russian spy. | ||
| Now they're saying they've got communiques with him and the Russians. | ||
| Literally now, he tells. | ||
| It's not just Maxine Waters. | ||
| It's the New York Times now says that Putin actually told him Hillary was crooked. | ||
| That's right, America. | ||
| You can't have your own ideas. | ||
| You can't have a strong leader. | ||
| The Russians are the reason Trump got elected. | ||
| And everything comes from the Russians. | ||
| Everybody knows that's BS. | ||
| Nothing against the Russians, but we... | ||
| America thinks a lot of stuff, too. | ||
| Can't say anything against the Russians, though. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, give me a break. | ||
| You don't think we can't come up with crooked Hillary? | ||
| Hell, somebody with a lobotomy can come up with that. | ||
| Don't be that smart to come up with crooked Hillary. | ||
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You're right. | |
| You like that? | ||
| You're right! | ||
| You like that at the end? | ||
| I agree! | ||
| You do hear a lot of claps, and I think they're over-miking it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How many people are there? | ||
| I would say a liberal estimate. | ||
| It would be like 75. What would a progtard estimate be? | ||
| A progtard estimate, since that's me, I would estimate it at like 75. But I'm being generous. | ||
| It could have been lower. | ||
| It's not a thick crowd. | ||
| It's maybe like three deep. | ||
| But there are people circling him, kind of. | ||
| He's in the round. | ||
| He's like he's doing Shakespeare in the round. | ||
| There are people circling him. | ||
| Yeah, like sharks. | ||
| Like an atom. | ||
| Like, he's the nucleus of this weird atom of insanity. | ||
| Has the New York Times said any of what he said? | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I don't know, because, look, I don't have LexisNexis. | ||
| I'm not going to be able to... | ||
| You should get LexisNexis. | ||
| I'm not going to be able to try and, like, search through all of their articles and see, like, oh, do they talk about... | ||
| Russians and Crooked Hillary. | ||
| But I know what Maxine Waters said, and he's misrepresenting that, so it has to be the case that he's also lying about the times. | ||
| Now, here is the next question there. | ||
| Also, God, I love nothing against the Russians. | ||
| You know, like, alright, that's a little bit right on the cusp there. | ||
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You're showing a little bit of your hand. | |
| I think it's clear that Russia did influence the election in some fashion. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| To what extent? | ||
| Don't know. | ||
| It's debatable. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| And it's debatable what means what. | ||
| In terms of what legitimate effect certain things they did have. | ||
| I think it's almost undeniable at this point that... | ||
| They were in contact with Trump. | ||
| I think they were. | ||
| And his operatives are... | ||
| Which is illegal. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And multiple people who are very closely connected with Trump are literally under investigation. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| And that thing about they say they have communiques, they do. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| They do. | ||
| Well, and if you're the CIA or the NSA and you have the information potentially necessary to... | ||
| Undeniably impeach Trump. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How can you not release that? | ||
| I think you'd have to wait until he was actually inaugurated. | ||
| So we might see some of that happen now. | ||
| Do you think we'll see that tomorrow? | ||
| Well, because if it happened before he was inaugurated, we'd enter a constitutional crisis. | ||
| There would be a whole... | ||
| Yeah, do we have another election? | ||
| Do we have a new president? | ||
| Is Obama president again? | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Or is it the Speaker of the House, since we don't have a president or a vice president? | ||
| President Paul Ryan? | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| Fucking, let's kill us. | ||
| But at the end of the day... | ||
| Kill me first. | ||
| You enter a bigger crisis necessarily than you need. | ||
| Whereas if it is true that they have this evidence that he's compromised, maybe they do, maybe they don't. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| But if they do, you wait until he's in office and then deal with it through the channels we already have. | ||
| Here's my next question. | ||
| Is there any benefit for the GOP to not impeach Trump? | ||
| It seems like if you're in the GOP... | ||
| You got the absolute best case scenario in that you have an easily impeachable, uncontrollable idiot as your president with a vice president who is everything you actually want in the president. | ||
| In that he hates women. | ||
| He doesn't hate women, but he wants them to never have control over their own bodies again. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| That's not hate. | ||
| Don't put words in his mouth. | ||
| Yeah, I would never say that. | ||
| Well, I think what you're getting to is the idea of, is there anything to gain by not doing it? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You're sort of touching on the same thing that Trump and Alex Jones have. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's like Alex has outlived his usefulness to Trump. | ||
| And Trump has outlived his usefulness to the GOP. | ||
| Now, the only issue with that is that Trump does have a sizable fan base. | ||
| Of weirdos. | ||
| Yes! | ||
| So, if you are the GOP and you sign off on this impeachment proceedings... | ||
| Then in two years, your elections are done. | ||
| Everybody doesn't show up for you. | ||
| Everything swings either to these weird fringe libertarian sides... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| ...or Democrats. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then you've completely lost... | ||
| All of your political power. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So I think that's the usefulness he has in that there's a threat to going against him. | ||
| But there's no upside other than avoiding that threat. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Which, and if you can even put together a base understanding of what they're going to do in the next two years, how can you possibly imagine that they're going to maintain their majority in the House and the Senate? | ||
| I think it would be impossible. | ||
| Especially based on the turnouts of those marches. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Because it's going to get worse. | ||
| And if we're talking about those kind of turnouts, then that could be the, like, now we're not talking about a 48% voter turnout. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Now we're talking about some real shit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I also think that it's important that a lot of other countries have the ability to vote no confidence in your leaders. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So, like, if you have a prime minister or a president and they're doing a shit job, People can just introduce measures to be like, let's vote on whether he should get out. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And we don't have that. | ||
| No, we have to full-on criminalize it. | ||
| And we really should introduce that. | ||
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Absolutely. | |
| The ability to vote no confidence, because if we had that now, he'd be gone. | ||
| Yeah, but then there's also that kind of separation of powers element wherein if you have a Congress like the one we have now that's completely controlled by one... | ||
| By one party, imagine we're in a different situation where it's all Democrats and a Republican president, right? | ||
| So you go with a vote of no confidence and all of a sudden the Democrats control everything. | ||
| Or one party controls everything. | ||
| But the vote of no confidence isn't done by the people in the Senate. | ||
| It's done by a general election vote. | ||
| In what countries? | ||
| I'm not sure if that... | ||
| Because I'm fairly certain that's not how that works in... | ||
| I mean, in the UK, which is the other main political system that I follow. | ||
| I believe in Canada it's that way. | ||
| I'm not sure. | ||
| But maybe I'm concocting something that doesn't exist, but it should exist. | ||
| It should exist. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Hey, you know what time it is? | ||
| What time is it? | ||
| It's time to pray. | ||
| It's time to pray? | ||
| You know my favorite thing in the world is Alex trying to pray and also... | ||
| Oh no, he prays again? | ||
| And also my second favorite thing is him fake crying. | ||
| This clip. | ||
| Has both. | ||
| Oh, yes. | ||
| So this is history happening right now. | ||
| I'm going to skip this network break, and David Knight and the crew can pop me whenever they want here, but I'm going to go get settled down at an office and just take a shower or something and just get on my knees and pray to God. | ||
| I'll be honest with you, I want to get in a room by myself and hit my knees and start crying, because... | ||
| Oh, there it is. | ||
| This is so good! | ||
| Oh, God, that's fake as fuck. | ||
| The evil's going to strike back, but we've got to be watching them, we've got to be ready, but we know who they are, we know their plan, and I've got to say it, it's been InfoWars, it's been InfoWars, and you the people, and our... | ||
| Did somebody say bullshit? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| And that's what kicked him out of his fake crying. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's what got him to be like, uh-oh. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| Crowd's turning. | ||
| That's my favorite thing in the world. | ||
| He is so over the top and obvious. | ||
| The thing he least wants to do is get into a room by himself at this point. | ||
| Oh, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If he doesn't get that attention, then he's really going to spiral into a depression, right? | ||
| Yeah, Rob Do is following him around everywhere. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| On suicide watch. | ||
| I don't know if he's on suicide watch so much as it is, like, he is finally doing some introspecting that he has not had to do. | ||
| In a long, long time. | ||
| I kind of imagine it being like Rob Dew is following him around, taking the bottle of wild turkey from him. | ||
| That's kind of how I picture it. | ||
| Like, no, dude, you've got to get back on the air. | ||
| Come on. | ||
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Come on. | |
| He's on, like, babysitting patrol. | ||
| That, I believe, yeah. | ||
| Here's a clip. | ||
| Oh, this starts right after that one. | ||
| I wanted to keep that one separate, though, because the fake crying is great. | ||
| The fake crying is such bullshit. | ||
| Here he goes in to explain who is part of the Infowar. | ||
| And our analysis has led the way as the blueprint battle plan to blow the hell out of them. | ||
| I'll tell you, people always want me to take credit. | ||
| I'm a humble person, but we need to take credit just to know what we're doing is working. | ||
| Infowars and our guests and myself and you, the listeners. | ||
| The eyes and ears on the ground and Matt Drudge and all of us together are the Infowar. | ||
| We are the blueprint of the operating system that just kicked the New World Order's ass! | ||
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We got it! | |
| It's America 2.0, supercharged, ready, coming, committed! | ||
| And our spirit, Trump sure is a thousand to one, and our president's even got the name Trump! | ||
| So get ready! | ||
| Yeah! | ||
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Girl! | |
| Woo! | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| It's 1776! | ||
| Hey, what's it get in here? | ||
| Yuck. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| That's brutal. | ||
| He's very humble, though. | ||
| I will say that. | ||
| I don't think there's been an episode we've done where he's not insisted on how humble he is. | ||
| Yeah, well, I mean, it's that old adage. | ||
| It's like, of all of my great attributes, my humility stands first of them all. | ||
| You know, it's that sort of thing. | ||
| I am the most humble person in the history of the world. | ||
| Yeah, it's like you're going for a job interview. | ||
| What are your strengths? | ||
| Well, maybe I'm too good. | ||
| Maybe I'm too good at being humble. | ||
| I'm just too much of a hard worker. | ||
| So now at this point in his ramble out in front of these... | ||
| 60 to 70 people who are overly miked. | ||
| Someone who may be from another press organization comes in to ask him a question. | ||
| Who may be? | ||
| Who might be. | ||
| Are we going to commit to the... | ||
| He is. | ||
| But I don't want to tip my hat about who he is because it's maybe a little bit of cross-marketing. | ||
| God bless you. | ||
| God bless you. | ||
| Hey, it's okay to love freedom. | ||
| It's okay to be strong. | ||
| Here's the deal. | ||
| We're not just getting hyped up by Trump and then feeling good. | ||
| We have the tools. | ||
| We have the means. | ||
| We have the history. | ||
| We got the pedigree. | ||
| We got it all. | ||
| Everybody here is America. | ||
| And as long as you see the globalists bring people in, turn them against America, we're going to be able to bring a lot of people in once they're not getting brainwashed as soon as they get here. | ||
| It's an incredible time to be alive. | ||
| Go ahead, sir. | ||
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I'm with Breitbart. | |
| What did you think of this? | ||
| He really laid the wood to him. | ||
| He laid the wood to him, but he empowered the people and let them know you are this revolution. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Breitbart. | ||
| Taking a question from Breitbart, and the question was, did Trump really lay the wood to him? | ||
| What? | ||
| That's a great... | ||
| That's a post-game question to like a... | ||
| That's like a football game question. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| You really took it to him, this game. | ||
| I just want to thank God for giving us a president named Trump. | ||
| Yeah, his name is Trump. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It was 1,000 to 1, which... | ||
| Listen, he laid it all out there on the dais. | ||
| He really left it in the speaker's hands. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I just want to thank God for giving me the... | ||
| Yeah, fucking Breitbart. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Breitbart. | ||
| Well, you know, the chief strategist of the White House should have a say in who asks questions. | ||
| To Alex Jones when he's maybe drunk on the street. | ||
| So he allows Breitbart guy to ask him a couple questions that are all really... | ||
| Softball. | ||
| They're meatballs. | ||
| He can just knock out of the park. | ||
| Yeah, Trump is great. | ||
| Chuck Schumer sucks. | ||
| Those sorts of things. | ||
| What's your favorite Sunday? | ||
| The one when I go to church. | ||
| Or are you talking ice cream? | ||
| I don't eat that anymore because I take supplements. | ||
| Ice cream supplements. | ||
| We have super male ice cream vitality. | ||
| God, I would eat that. | ||
| I would too. | ||
| I bet that's delicious. | ||
| Ice cream that gives you a boner. | ||
| So here's another question about the spirituality that's going on. | ||
| Also from the Breitbart Reporter. | ||
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It was a very spiritual speech, unlike a lot of the rally speeches. | |
| And I tweeted! | ||
| Right before, I said he's going to invoke the providence. | ||
| He's going to invoke the covenant. | ||
| And he did it. | ||
| Because that's the key. | ||
| Listen, I didn't even be that much of a religious person until I got deeper in and studied these people. | ||
| They all understand that they have to get God out, not let us feel empowered, not let us know about America's destiny, not teach what George Washington said. | ||
| They need to kill that narrative. | ||
| Because from their atheist or globalist view, from psychological view, it gives us a culture that unifies us. | ||
| So they've been killing our culture, and then they've been bringing in this alien culture. | ||
| We have a picture of everybody hating each other and fighting with each other and trying to bring us down, but then while they suck and sap our energy. | ||
| The second phase of slavery just fell today. | ||
| Humans are trying to progress into the future. | ||
| That's why they call themselves the progressives. | ||
| They're the opposite. | ||
| They're not the progressives. | ||
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Regressives. | |
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| They're regressives. | ||
| That's what the Jacobin Party was about. | ||
| And that's what the Democrats were called was the Jacobin or French Revolution Party. | ||
| They wanted to regress everything and basically set up their own new tyranny. | ||
| What you're seeing here is the real Renaissance, and what you're seeing here is the real 1776. | ||
| George Washington quote, guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| Interesting quote. | ||
| George Washington quote, if the freedom of speech is taken away, then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter. | ||
| Interesting quote. | ||
| Any more? | ||
| Yeah, let's see. | ||
| In the last week or so, Alex has also been up on this. | ||
| He has a word-a-day calendar where today's word is providence. | ||
| Arbitrary power is most easily established on the ruins of liberty abused to licentiousness. | ||
| That's... | ||
| Bingo. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Strange how that one... | ||
| I hate it when people don't teach what George... | ||
| I really do! | ||
| But this is George Washington 2.0. | ||
| Ah! | ||
| I didn't consider that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So he also, in his Word of Day calendar, he's got Providence. | ||
| Providence. | ||
| Birthright. | ||
| Loves Rhode Island. | ||
| And then also the other one is Jacobin. | ||
| He's been talking about the Jacobin party for the last few days. | ||
| The French Revolutions, yeah. | ||
| Does he know how that worked out in the end? | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Does he have any idea what happened next? | ||
| Does he know about the terror? | ||
| But you know what he does know? | ||
| He doesn't know about that stuff. | ||
| But what he does know is that no one else does. | ||
| The people listening don't know. | ||
| No, they have no idea. | ||
| And Jacobin sounds like a sort of... | ||
| It sounds like Lutheran. | ||
| Kind of. | ||
| It has that religious feel to it. | ||
| It has a religious feel. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| You can talk about the Maccabees and stuff like that, and no one knows what you're referring to. | ||
| And that's why a lot of these pseudo-religious people who scream talk about the Book of Enoch and Gnostic shit. | ||
| And they've never read the stuff. | ||
| They don't actually know what these things say, but they know that the people they're talking to don't either. | ||
| And it's the same thing with the Jacobins stuff. | ||
| It's like, that's where the Democrats come from. | ||
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Eh. | |
| God. | ||
| Not really. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| So, do you have any information you'd like to share with our listeners about the Jacobins? | ||
| Um, as far as that goes, the timeline of the French Revolution begins with a good idea. | ||
| And ends with a lot of people getting their heads chopped off who maybe didn't have it coming. | ||
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| And then it further ends with, I don't know, an autocratic dictator appearing based on a war-like society. | ||
| These people who had their heads cut off were the Jacobins. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, hmm. | ||
| Regressive. | ||
| Strange how that works. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Strange! | ||
| So at this point, an African-American shows up. | ||
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A mighty American. | |
| I say mighty because he's got a great hat on. | ||
| I'll say this. | ||
| He looks great. | ||
| What kind of hat? | ||
| Bowler? | ||
| No, just like a gentleman's hat. | ||
| That's how I'd describe it. | ||
| He's like out of Mad Men. | ||
| Oh, that's nice. | ||
| Is he wearing a vest as well? | ||
| Because that's the way you wear that hat. | ||
| As I recall, he's got a full suit on. | ||
| And a nice coat. | ||
| That's awesome. | ||
| Yeah, he looks great. | ||
| And Alex says as much at the beginning of this clip. | ||
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Okay, good. | |
| It's still on here. | ||
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All right. | |
| Yes, sir. | ||
| God bless you. | ||
| Anybody else want to get on TV? | ||
| Here, sir, come on in here. | ||
| Sharp-dressed fella. | ||
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All right. | |
| What's your name, sir? | ||
| Marshall McGill. | ||
| Marshall McGill. | ||
| Talk to folks. | ||
| Here, take over. | ||
| Hey, hey, you know what? | ||
| Today was the beginning of something new. | ||
| We've been waiting for this for a long time. | ||
| And, you know, the most important thing I saw today was that our president is putting back America first. | ||
| I don't think he said that. | ||
| 14 and 30 that righteousness exalts a nation and sin brings it down. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| He brought the power back in. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| We can't do anything without God. | ||
| And when we put God first, nothing will be impossible for us. | ||
| So the most important thing it is today out of all the different agendas and so forth was putting God first. | ||
| And if we seek God first, everything else will be added So one of the things that I think is really fascinating is when your team says something about God, It's like, oh, this is a sign that God is coming back. | ||
| But when your opposite side says something about God, it's like... | ||
| Then he's a secret Muslim. | ||
| Yeah, and he's falsely pretending to use the word of God as a weapon. | ||
| Well, the brilliance of the Bible is that you can kind of say whatever the fuck you want about it. | ||
| Sure, especially if you... | ||
| It's everything. | ||
| Like, even in the... | ||
| Even in what? | ||
| Is it the Old Testament where it says the devil can quote the Bible as well? | ||
| Like, it's all just... | ||
| I don't think there's any reference of the devil. | ||
| In the Bible? | ||
| Well, it's not necessarily the devil, but it's evil. | ||
| But also, this is the thing that always drives me up a fucking wall, is that if you... | ||
| Fiat? | ||
| Fiat's always driving you up a wall? | ||
| People who are religious refuse to acknowledge that one of the big parts of Jesus... | ||
| Is that he undid the Old Covenant. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| The Old Covenant that is in the Old Testament is null and void. | ||
| Well, the Council of Trent genuinely had that conversation where they're like, maybe we should just get rid of the Old Testament. | ||
| It's there. | ||
| It's as important as maybe a historical document. | ||
| It is one of the great, like... | ||
| What if, like, a Philip K. Dick alternate history of what if we got rid of the Old Testament? | ||
| A man in the high castle, but about only the New Testament existing? | ||
| Yeah, God, that would be, like, the, you know, there's no utopia coming out of that, but I do think the world is a much better place if an eye for an eye is replaced by turn the other cheek. | ||
| Yeah, if you only use the teachings of Jesus, you are in a better state. | ||
| There's still problems. | ||
| If you just use the four Gospels, you're in a much better state. | ||
| The letters, the epistles are all fucking horrifying. | ||
| Well, that's because Paul was a crazy dude. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, Timothy was a dick. | ||
| But even taking those letters... | ||
| Timothy was a dick is my review of the Bible on Amazon. | ||
| I give it one star because Timothy was a dick. | ||
| If you take all those people who were really involved with building the early church, think about who those people would be nowadays. | ||
| They would be crazy people. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They were crazy cult members who... | ||
| Wanted power, probably, and they built this system wherein they could get some power, which was within this burgeoning church. | ||
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| I agree. | ||
| They were, like, that's the interesting thing about that, is it was the reverse of most cults, where good people are the ones being taken advantage by the cult leader, and in this circumstance it is kind of like, they were taking advantage of the fact that Jesus... | ||
| Preach, like, love, which everybody is on board with. | ||
| Which might be why it was so effective. | ||
| Yeah, well, and also why it was so dangerous. | ||
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Uh-huh. | |
| Why they had to kill that guy is because he was like, hey, maybe this whole patriarchy with a, you know... | ||
| Kill him! | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| But also, there's some indications, if you go into it and look through historical records and stuff like that, that there's a decent chance that they might have gotten their records confused. | ||
| And that the Jesus who was the rabbi wasn't actually ever crucified. | ||
| It was another guy named Jesus. | ||
| It was actually a guy named Jesus. | ||
| It was a really weird coincidence. | ||
| What was he doing? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| He was an illegal immigrant. | ||
| That much I know to Jerusalem. | ||
| We can't say this for certainty or prove it, but there are a lot of experts who believe that there were two Jesuses historically, and they've been conflated into one. | ||
| Yeah, well, and also the Jesus, the whole miracle story is the same one that Mithras had. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| You know, like the whole thing is just a mishmash and a hodgepodge of all these other religions co-opt. | ||
| But if you take a lot of the teachings, you take all the sort of miracles and stuff out of it and you just take the teachings. | ||
| Like the T.J. Jefferson did. | ||
| What? | ||
| Thomas Jefferson had a Bible where he removed all of the miraculous parts. | ||
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The magical, the YA novel kind of stuff. | |
| You take that out. | ||
| The Hunger Games portions. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Okay, so this interview goes on a little bit more, and it gets more and more religious as it goes. | ||
| I want to warn the elite. | ||
| Even if they kill Trump, the spirit is us, as we kept saying. | ||
| It's already been opened up. | ||
| It's already rising. | ||
| And they're not going to stop it. | ||
| All of the world countries are trying to get out from under the globalists. | ||
| The globalists are very, very evil. | ||
| And they're trying to set up their world government that the Bible tells us about. | ||
| These are evil people. | ||
| We're living in the last days. | ||
| We're living in perilous times. | ||
| And the Bible says that the kingdom of heaven suffers violence, and the violence is taken by force. | ||
| We can no longer be passive. | ||
| We can no longer sit back and watch our country go to hell. | ||
| We can't do that. | ||
| We've got to stand up for what is right, and we've got to take our positions as men and women of God, not just for us, but we're going to be judged by what happens to the generations behind us. | ||
| So it's imperative that we take a stand up for what is right, and we're going to have differences. | ||
| We're going to have disagreements. | ||
| We're not going to always go together on everything, but the most important thing that we can do is agree to disagree and then in peace seek the higher position of that particular principle or whatever we're debating on. | ||
| That seems to go against Alex Jones'whole thing. | ||
| I believe that today America has taken a step. | ||
| And you know what? | ||
| It's not just America, but there are countries all around the world that have been waiting on us to do this. | ||
| The Bible says in Romans 87, This guy is just showing off his Bible knowledge. | ||
| He might be a preacher. | ||
| There are people out there waiting for America to take its stand again. | ||
| Like in the Bible. | ||
| Have you ever felt the Spirit stronger than today? | ||
| That's sad, but also I want to say a couple things. | ||
| That's really sad that he's never felt the spirit stronger than that day. | ||
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Than that day. | |
| Yeah, that seems to go against all of the spirit. | ||
| Yeah, the spirit's really fucking up. | ||
| Yeah, the spirit really shouldn't be dependent on the president, right? | ||
| I would think not. | ||
| But he says the couple things that I think are sort of in opposition with himself. | ||
| He's saying that we should agree to disagree about stuff and look for the higher principle. | ||
| It's like, just taking those words, I agree that there's some value in that. | ||
| But you can't do that when the other side is... | ||
| You can't do that. | ||
| The thing that you saw where that one white supremacist got punched in the face. | ||
| Richard Spencer? | ||
| Yeah, and people are like, that's the violence of the protesters. | ||
| But there's that... | ||
| He's a literal Nazi. | ||
| He's a literal Nazi. | ||
| Can't we punch Nazis? | ||
| He's advocated for black genocide. | ||
| Isn't that the most American thing you can do is punch Nazis, right? | ||
| I have two thoughts about it, and I think they're both equally valid. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| One was that it was amazingly cathartic, and I can't lie, I watched that clip like 15 times. | ||
| 15 times, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| But I also see the bad optics of it. | ||
| I see that it's... | ||
| Just because you disagree with someone, even if you disagree with them intensely, it doesn't mean you should assault them. | ||
| I don't think that person did anything wrong, but I probably wouldn't have done it myself. | ||
| Even though I would want to. | ||
| No, I would probably... | ||
| Well, no, but I'm not a violent dude by nature. | ||
| But then again, it is like... | ||
| He's a Nazi! | ||
| Yep. | ||
| There's no defense for Nazis. | ||
| Now, there's a defense for Nazis being allowed to, or Nazis not being put in prison for espousing their dumb belief. | ||
| Sure, that goes into free speech. | ||
| That is freedom of speech. | ||
| You cannot be taken apart by the government. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But if you get punched in the face for being a Nazi, I'm cool with that. | ||
| It kind of comes with the territory. | ||
| Because how many times have... | ||
| I don't know, Nazis or white supremacists just fucking straight up murdered everybody. | ||
| I'm bummed out about... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So this guy, he keeps getting interviewed. | ||
| Here's one thing that I wanted to talk about from the first clip right before the last one that we played. | ||
| Whenever he was talking about... | ||
| It's time for America to put themselves first. | ||
| He said it's okay if everybody else puts themselves first because America's going to do that for themselves. | ||
| That is the single most we're all going to fight a war thing you can possibly say. | ||
| If we all put ourselves first, then how do you ever have international compromise? | ||
| If you do not put humans first, then you're literally going... | ||
| When you come up against... | ||
| The other country that puts themselves first. | ||
| In any conflict, now there's always a zero-sum game. | ||
| Always. | ||
| Always. | ||
| Even though that's going to wind up being more damaging to both parties. | ||
| Well, I think that the nobility of sacrifice has kind of been lost on people. | ||
| Like this. | ||
| You know, the idea of like, look, we can all play. | ||
| Actually, if they would just sit down and look at the prisoner's dilemma, I think they might actually be able to realize. | ||
| Their entire concept would fall apart. | ||
| They couldn't understand the prisoner's dilemma. | ||
| I guarantee that they would have no concept. | ||
| But just the idea that sometimes collaboration is the best possible outcome, even though you individually would get more by turning your back on your partner. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's insane to me that people aren't able to have these abstract thoughts of like, we can all do better together if we work together, although it doesn't appear that way. | ||
| Some horse shit. | ||
| Anyway, this interview... | ||
| It's some horse shit. | ||
| This interview goes on, and this is the last clip from this interview, because I think Alex interrupts him in an incredibly rude way. | ||
| Oh no. | ||
| That I think is really funny. | ||
| I wonder if it's... | ||
| Never mind. | ||
| We'll get to why I have an issue with him interrupting this specific... | ||
| Person. | ||
| But to be fair, in this whole time, he hasn't really interrupted him. | ||
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That's true. | |
| And I think it's because... | ||
| He's put a lot of restraint into that bottle of wild turkey there. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I watched the rabbi speak. | ||
| I watched Colin White speak. | ||
| I watched... | ||
| But the power was Trump. | ||
| Did you catch that? | ||
| But the power was strong? | ||
| The power was Trump. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| That might even be sacrilegious. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, he's already said that it doesn't matter about religion, we're all energy. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| So at this point, I want to take a little bit of a break from the literal chronology here and play a little clip of Alex being drunk, because we need a little fun right about now. | ||
| All right. | ||
| So here's drunk Alex screaming on the street after the deplorable. | ||
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And I got a sitter! | |
| I don't need a bow horse. | ||
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I need a arrow. | |
| The will of the Republic will dominate this thing. | ||
| Nobody understood a goddamn word! | ||
| He said something about the Republic. | ||
| I'm a fucking lush. | ||
| A lot of the time, whenever I go for it, I don't think I've ever been, like, this level of drunk. | ||
| Yeah, but you and I... | ||
| No, because it's booze mixed with super male vitality. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| That creates this weird... | ||
| I hate to call it a demon. | ||
| Well, I think a big part of that super male vitality stuff is probably testosterone. | ||
| Oh, sure. | ||
| Or mimickers or something like that. | ||
| Yeah, if you don't have control over testosterone, that's what you fucking sound like all the time. | ||
| I'll never be more glad that I probably have low T than when I watch him. | ||
| Yeah, right? | ||
| I'm super passive by nature, but it's like, well, the reverse would be way worse. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, and that's why it always boggles my mind whenever that's never mentioned. | ||
| And, like, all of the things that we glorify high testosterone for, it's never come with, like, oh, and by the way, this is also the thing where it's like, you're super violent, you know? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, I don't know, pick your sport. | ||
| Any of them. | ||
| Yeah, hockey. | ||
| Why is fighting still allowed in hockey? | ||
| Because we all have to get out some kind of sublimated testosterone bullshit. | ||
| Well, actually, Alex talked about this on a recent show. | ||
| Oh, of course he did. | ||
| That sports in general are created by the powers that be in order to mimic warfare to take away our male energy. | ||
| I mean... | ||
| If it weren't for the created by a nonsense thing, that's kind of what sports are for. | ||
| The reason that we don't have gladiators killing each other is because instead we have fucking football. | ||
| We watch people kill each other slowly. | ||
| He also said that Hitler was responsible for popularizing the Olympics. | ||
| Which I'm not sure if that's true. | ||
| That is not strictly true, but the 1936 Olympics were the ones where the entire world... | ||
| Like, stood at attention for it. | ||
| Well, there's a big reason for that. | ||
| I can't think of any big reasons. | ||
| Can't think of any big reasons at the time. | ||
| Anyway, take the mic away from your mouth, because he's not done yelling. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| 1776, baby! | ||
| 1776 will commence again! | ||
| You like it? | ||
| This is just the info war! | ||
| Imagine you get in a physical fight with us! | ||
| It's over! | ||
| No! | ||
| You understand that? | ||
| I know you do now, don't you? | ||
| We haven't taken the gloves off, and if you want to keep pushing with your commie, Chinese, everybody else, we're going to blow your ass off the map. | ||
| All the secret weapons ain't in the control of you anymore, are they? | ||
| They're now in the hands of George Washington 2.0, so I know why you're shaking in fear. | ||
| That is a drunk man. | ||
| That is a drunk man. | ||
| I know why you're shaking in fear! | ||
| He also, if you watch the video, he looks wasted. | ||
| Is he wearing a suit? | ||
| Yeah, but the tie is off. | ||
| His shirt is unbuttoned. | ||
| He's the guy at the wedding who's waiting to fuck somebody and it's not happening. | ||
| Honestly, it looks like he's out on Bourbon Street, too. | ||
| That's really the vibe that the video has, and it's like maybe six people standing around him, and he's just yelling at... | ||
| But with shittier music. | ||
| And he's just yelling at a camera. | ||
| Like, he's doing a wrestling promo. | ||
| Yeah, he is. | ||
| That's exactly what that sounded like. | ||
| Hey, globalists. | ||
| You know, like, you don't have the secret weapons anymore. | ||
| Yeah, what secret weapons is he talking about? | ||
| They're secret. | ||
| Oh, that's a good point. | ||
| Yeah, we don't know about him. | ||
| We can't tell them. | ||
| I mean, he knows about him. | ||
| Well, because some caller told him about him. | ||
| So this one is a nice... | ||
| This is in between his two interviews that he does on the street. | ||
| Again, this whole thing is supposed to be a breakdown of the speech, and it seems to just be turning into church. | ||
| Or at least a long, rambling nonsense stream of consciousness. | ||
| Yeah, so here's a... | ||
| I don't really understand based on my labeling of clips. | ||
| I mean, he's a lot like Virginia Woolf is what I'm trying to say. | ||
| This one is called Gotta Be Humble. | ||
| I'm not entirely sure. | ||
| Gotta Be Humble. | ||
| I gotta label these better. | ||
| That is his first track on his gospel album. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And ladies and gentlemen, we are back live. | ||
| David Knight and the rest of the great crew are there in studio. | ||
| I'm going to talk to a few more people out here on the street, and then I'm going to go get a little bite to eat, and then I'm going to be back on. | ||
| I really need to focus, write some notes, and just be very humble. | ||
| I know, because this is a very special time. | ||
| I have to go back just for a second. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Because it's worth it. | ||
| Very humble. | ||
| I know, because this is a very special time. | ||
| I missed it again. | ||
| He said very humble, didn't he? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| You've got to see how he phrases it. | ||
| It's so funny. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Just be very humble. | ||
| This is a very special time. | ||
| This is a professional outfit! | ||
| I missed it again. | ||
| What he says is I need to go grab a bite to eat, put on some clothes, and gotta take some notes, gotta be real humble. | ||
| It's like, what are you talking about? | ||
| That's a great checklist. | ||
| Like, to-do list on his wall. | ||
| Well, it also shows a little bit of insight into his mind that, like, be humble is on his checklist. | ||
| It's like a thing he does as opposed to something that is internalized. | ||
| It's interesting. | ||
| Which I don't necessarily find fault with that, because I don't think it is an internal thing to be humble. | ||
| Right? | ||
| I'm 50-50 on it. | ||
| Yeah, you think so? | ||
| I feel like a lot of the virtues aren't really inborn, is my thought. | ||
| I think there's work to be done, but if you generally do the work, it becomes second nature. | ||
| Well, yeah. | ||
| So it means he's either... | ||
| So humility-deficient that he has to work on it real hard every day, or it's new. | ||
| It's a new practice for him. | ||
| I would actually go with the former. | ||
| Yeah, probably. | ||
| He seems like the most humility-deficient person. | ||
| It's... | ||
| Like, his entire radio show is self-aggrandizing how he gets everything 100% correct all the time. | ||
| Like, that whole, like... | ||
| How did you know you didn't talk to Trump? | ||
| Because we're on the same page! | ||
| Because I'm always correct. | ||
| It's pure Americana. | ||
| Yeah, of course somebody who's always correct is following my playbook, too. | ||
| Like, that's self-aggrandizement to a ridiculous extent. | ||
| Well, and what you just expressed is literally what he says about why he's right all the time. | ||
| It's like, no, I understand. | ||
| I have the globalist's playbook. | ||
| I'm not predicting things based on, like... | ||
| Just random predictions. | ||
| Yeah, definitely not. | ||
| There's no way that the guy who predicted concentration camps would just be randomly predicting things. | ||
| That's the globalist playbook. | ||
| He's very humble, and this clip goes on for a little bit where he says some wacky Leanne wackadoo bullshit. | ||
| The evil that was getting ready to unfold, he thought things were already evil. | ||
| They were about to launch the full evil. | ||
| Total takeover the media, arresting patriots. | ||
| Torturing us. | ||
| I mean, the whole nine yards. | ||
| Torturing us. | ||
| And it was so horrible that even the intelligence agencies just said, we can't do this. | ||
| This is crazy. | ||
| It's like a comic book of evil. | ||
| I mean, it's just so evil. | ||
| You see movies, you read history books, both fiction and non-fiction, you think things like this can't really happen until you see it happen. | ||
| And we saw a guy trying to get three llamas in this morning past Homeland Security. | ||
| And it's like, we had to take photos of it and no one would believe it. | ||
| I'm going to put those up later. | ||
| Did he put those up? | ||
| I mean, it's just so much... | ||
| My point is, crazy stuff's going on. | ||
| Roger Stone shows up in a huge top hat. | ||
| He's been poisoned by polonium. | ||
| We're living in crazy times. | ||
| So the end of that was insanity. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| People were sneaking llamas in. | ||
| He said Obama's a llama, I think is what he said. | ||
| No, he said someone's going to put a bomb in a llama. | ||
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Oh, God, a llama bomb would be the best day of my life. | |
| Yeah, that would be insane. | ||
| Just having somebody on the news say, and there was a... | ||
| There was a llama bomb? | ||
| There was a bomb in a llama, or I can't say that without laughing. | ||
| A bomb in a llama. | ||
| Yeah, it's like, well, there's definitely better mechanisms to get a bomb somewhere. | ||
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Yeah, but there aren't funnier mechanisms to get a bomb somewhere. | |
| Now, I have to ask you this. | ||
| Other than a traditional giant cartoon bomb where it's the big circle with the giant thing on a Rube Goldberg machine getting from the Middle East to the United States. | ||
| You just flip a checker over, a domino over. | ||
| So let me ask you this, Jordan. | ||
| If you were to put a bomb in a llama... | ||
| Would you surgically implant it, or would you make the llama eat the bomb? | ||
| Ooh, that's a good question. | ||
| I don't think you're going to get the llama to eat the bomb. | ||
| No, but it's a funny visual. | ||
| I think there are too many potential complications with the surgery. | ||
| I'm going to go with the bomb suppository. | ||
| Okay, if you're going to make it eat it, you should go goat instead of llama, because those guys will eat anything. | ||
| Yeah, but the way that they'll digest it is they're going to explode immediately. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You gotta use a llama. | ||
| I think that's what we've established right here. | ||
| If you're gonna bomb something, you bomb a llama dig down. | ||
| So you cut open the belly of the llama, you put the bomb in, sew it up hastily. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Because you can't have a bomb just sitting inside this llama for a long time. | ||
| And who do we know with proper veterinary experience to successfully llama bomb someone? | ||
| This is the best conspiracy ever? | ||
| This is the best conspiracy theory. | ||
| It was Dr. Wallach. | ||
| Dr. Wallach. | ||
| False flag Infowars the whole time. | ||
| So I don't... | ||
| I should be clear. | ||
| I think Alex was saying that as a joke. | ||
| I don't think he actually was saying there was a bomb and a llama. | ||
| I don't think that part. | ||
| He did say he was going to put up pictures of the llamas later. | ||
| And he might have. | ||
| I haven't scoured his sight. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| But also, Roger Stone shows up in a top hat. | ||
| He's been poisoned with polonium. | ||
| It's like, fuck off. | ||
| Is the top hat like the Mad Hatter situation? | ||
| Well, Roger Stone is a notorious fancy dresser. | ||
| I don't know if you know that about him. | ||
| I did not know that about Roger Stone. | ||
| He's a little bit of a... | ||
| Is it a fancy man? | ||
| I would say he's a glamour puss. | ||
| It's possible to say. | ||
| He's notorious for that, and he does wear silly hats a lot. | ||
| But also, I wanted to try and figure out what the fuck was going on with Apollonium and see if there were any mainstream... | ||
| Any possible... | ||
| Any sources that were reputable at all. | ||
| There aren't. | ||
| There's just a bunch of blogs. | ||
| Of course not. | ||
| But accidentally, in my research, I learned that Roger Stone has been banned from CNN and NBC. | ||
| Is kind of fun. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| He says it's because he supports Trump and because, you know, he's too conservative and he knows the truth. | ||
| Right. | ||
| The reality is that over a period of time, he was caught calling various media personalities who worked for CNN and MSNBC, quote, A stupid negro. | ||
| Nope, not bad. | ||
| A fad negro. | ||
| Bad. | ||
| A professional negro. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| A mandingo. | ||
| No, no! | ||
| That one's real bad. | ||
| He referred to some as quota hires. | ||
| Does he know what a mandingo is? | ||
| That's a big-dicked guy, right? | ||
| That's specifically one big-dicked guy in porno. | ||
| No, I mean historically. | ||
| But I think he does, and that's why he's using the term. | ||
| That's very not good. | ||
| Also, he referred to, I would assume it was Rachel Maddow, but I don't know, it doesn't specifically say who he was talking about, but he's called someone the Muff Diver. | ||
| That's pretty good. | ||
| I'm way happier with Muff Diver than I am with Mandingo. | ||
| Or Fat Negro. | ||
| So yeah, he called people who worked for those stations, yeah. | ||
| There's a good chance he is a homosexual. | ||
| I just showed Friesen some pictures of Roger Stone shirtless looking like he's at Mardi Gras in Brazil. | ||
| To be fair, it was a woman licking him. | ||
| It was a woman licking him. | ||
| But otherwise, he is a snappy dresser. | ||
| I confirmed that through various sources. | ||
| Some... | ||
| Perhaps at NBC. | ||
| You consulted a professional negro. | ||
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| I did. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| Don't say that. | ||
| I know. | ||
| It's so awful. | ||
| That's the worst. | ||
| And it's like, hey, why do you got to censor conservatives? | ||
| Why do you got to kick us off the air? | ||
| It's like, it's not that you're conservative. | ||
| It's that you say shit like that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You will not be welcome on our show if you talk like that. | ||
| Look, hey, do you want to cut the budget and maybe balance it? | ||
| That's okay. | ||
| Do not go racist. | ||
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| But also, here's the other thing about that, though, is if you do say it's because you're a conservative, then you are conflating that racism with conservative thought. | ||
| Ooh, that's interesting. | ||
| So if you're going to... | ||
| I don't think he would even catch that. | ||
| No, he would have no idea that that's what's going on there. | ||
| But if you're going to get kicked off for saying racist shit and then say it's because you're a conservative... | ||
| We're back to logic here. | ||
| That means that we're in... | ||
| Those are... | ||
| You know, the same thing. | ||
| You know what that's called, my friend? | ||
| Or one is part of the other. | ||
| That's called the classical syllogism. | ||
| That is. | ||
| That is dead to rights. | ||
| Conservatism is racist. | ||
| Yes, yeah. | ||
| According to Roger Stone. | ||
| According to Roger Stone. | ||
| But yeah, he's a glamour puss. | ||
| Looks great. | ||
| Wears top hats around. | ||
| Looks great. | ||
| He even looks good without a shirt. | ||
| He's an older man. | ||
| He does look good without a shirt. | ||
| 100% wasn't poisoned with polonium. | ||
| No, there's no possible way. | ||
| No. | ||
| Fucking possible way. | ||
| The only images that he's released that prove it, it just looks like he has zits. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, it looks like he has a little bit of a pocked mark face. | ||
| Well, I looked up a media-ite claim about that, where they were like, Roger Stone claimed that he was poisoned by Polonia, which was the famously used to poison the KGB agent that Putin talked about. | ||
| And they very, like, even more damning for them. | ||
| Is not going on a polemic, but just then going immediately to, and Roger Stone claims that he's debunking things in his new book. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And you're like, that is the sweetest little fuck you there. | ||
| It's all selling the book. | ||
| Where that little twist of like, he's claiming something that's so easily debunkable. | ||
| And also, he's plugging his We're Gonna Debunk Shit book. | ||
| Well, and also, it came out the other day that he's under federal investigation. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| I wonder what for. | ||
| Being in touch with WikiLeaks and the Russians during the campaign. | ||
| Odd how that happened. | ||
| But because he wasn't, like, an official Trump campaign person, it might be okay for him. | ||
| Now, if you are President Trump with the capability to stop that investigation... | ||
| What do you think is going to happen? | ||
| The amount of political capital that would cost would be so tough. | ||
| We're past political capital. | ||
| There is no more political capital, period. | ||
| They control the entire government, and Trump is a fucking lunatic. | ||
| Even a minority in Congress, if pushed too far and with millions of people on the street, could shut down the government a la Ted Cruz. | ||
| That's a good question. | ||
| It could be done, but it would be extreme. | ||
| I think if he squashed these investigations into his friends, I think that it might be a tipping point. | ||
| That would be an impeachable... | ||
| That would be the most impeachable... | ||
| It would be cut and dry. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You would have to. | ||
| And if you didn't, then why are we having America anymore? | ||
| Yeah, if you're going to squash investigations that are concurrent and running and have been... | ||
| About Manafort, about Roger Stone, about Carter Page, then you are essentially admitting that whatever they're investigating is true. | ||
| Is guilty, yeah. | ||
| Right? | ||
| That is America today. | ||
| Yesterday, with the Women's March, I've genuinely not felt hope like that in such a long time. | ||
| And today, it's still back to... | ||
| But I encourage you to look up a picture of Roger Stone in a silly top hat, because it's kind of fun. | ||
| I encourage you to look up a picture of Roger Stone shirtless. | ||
| That is also fun. | ||
| He has a very Putinian chest. | ||
| I think Alex does too now. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, he did a supplement test on himself over the last month. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Over the month of December and into January. | ||
| He's like... | ||
| I'm not going to play any of this, but he's like, hey, so I used to be really in shape, and then I started doing all this. | ||
| I didn't work too much at the radio. | ||
| I put on 100 pounds, and then I started taking the supplements, and I just lost so much weight. | ||
| And then, you know, the election got going, and... | ||
| You know, I keep my supplements on a lazy Susan on the table. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| Someone took away the lazy Susan. | ||
| I keep my Molly on a lazy Susan on the table. | ||
| Basically, he blames someone moving his lazy Susan with him stopping taking supplements. | ||
| Yeah, that makes sense. | ||
| He's like, I gained a bunch of weight, so I'm going to do this test on myself. | ||
| Over the next month, I'm going to take him like crazy. | ||
| And he does, and he loses like nine pounds or something like that. | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| But he shows so many pictures of himself. | ||
| Shirtless. | ||
| In these ads. | ||
| What is it with those dudes and shirtlessness? | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| It looks gross. | ||
| So, he's out on the streets. | ||
| Now, that's a low blow from us. | ||
| Physical appearance is not what we're here about. | ||
| Oh, I mean, barrel chest isn't a negative thing. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| You did say he looks gross, though. | ||
| That's a personal opinion. | ||
| Listen. | ||
| That's one of our Leanne McAdones in this podcast of ours. | ||
| I agree with you. | ||
| I don't want to body shame him, but I will say this. | ||
| He couldn't hit. | ||
| Alex Jones could not get it. | ||
| So he's back out on the streets here. | ||
| It's the same clip just a little bit later after yelling about how you gotta be humble and Roger Stone has been poisoned with polonium. | ||
| He finds an Indian gentleman with a MAGA hat on. | ||
| A Make America Great hat. | ||
| And this guy is fucking angry. | ||
| Oh boy. | ||
| Nice to be here and nice to see you. | ||
| My name is Philip Thomas. | ||
| I'm a naturalized American citizen. | ||
| I lived in many parts of the world. | ||
| I lived in Muslim countries. | ||
| And I know how human rights are being violated. | ||
| And people of other religions are treated like dirt. | ||
| And this country is a great country. | ||
| For the past eight years we had a nightmare with Obama. | ||
| And that nightmare is over today. | ||
| As the other brother, the African-American brother said, a lot of quotation he gave from the Bible. | ||
| You read Daniel chapter 2, you'll find God is the installer and God is the remover of kings. | ||
| Today, God had installed Mr. Trump as the president of this country. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| We voted, but nothing the enemy could do worked. | ||
| It all turned against him. | ||
| It was providence. | ||
| I can't tell the providence I've experienced. | ||
| What was that? | ||
| You really responded to something. | ||
| Kings! | ||
| That's kings! | ||
| That's bad optics. | ||
| Probably don't want to use kings in this situation. | ||
| And say that they're there because of God's will. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's also a really scary kind of... | ||
| Oh, do you mean that whole, like, let's make no laws regarding the practice of religion? | ||
| Well, I mean, no one's saying that anyone can or can't practice whatever religion they want, but this is a Christian country and God put King Trump in. | ||
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Kings! | |
| Kings! | ||
| What else you got? | ||
| I do like how he... | ||
| Not... | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I like you choosing your words carefully. | ||
| I'm trying here because he was very, very clear about his name being Philip Thomas. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Now, that was a chosen name. | ||
| And he's a naturalized citizen, so he's born somewhere else. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| He has chosen that name. | ||
| Which is cool. | ||
| Yeah, that I respect completely. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And there is a certain amount of nobody is more fervent about the American dream than immigrants. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Because that's the whole reason you came here, you know? | ||
| Because that's the ideal there. | ||
| Also, if I was going to change my name, if I was a naturalized citizen? | ||
| What would you change it to? | ||
| Dutch. | ||
| Dutch Friesen? | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| I haven't figured out the last name yet, but Dutch would be my first name. | ||
| If you changed it to Dutch Patel, this dude would hate you. | ||
| I'm sorry, I interrupted you. | ||
| So, yeah. | ||
| We've got the Kings there. | ||
| I agree with him on the human rights violations. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I absolutely do. | ||
| I would like him to follow up with more why he's unhappy with the past eight years of Obama. | ||
| Why it was a nightmare. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It was a human rights nightmare. | ||
| Like, that's... | ||
| That's a really interesting thing that I would want to have a full conversation with. | ||
| Well, because he doesn't explain, we're left to grapple with it. | ||
| And if his argument is that it's a human rights nightmare because of the drone killings... | ||
| There's definitely a conversation to have on that. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| But I don't think that's what he's talking about. | ||
| I think that would be giving a lot of credit. | ||
| I think it's more brainwashing. | ||
| Yeah, I'm very much going to go with that's not what he was talking about. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Now, here's the thing that gets to me about that narrative or that brainwashing. | ||
| Can you point to any specific thing that's not made up where Obama has infringed upon any kind of rights? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| In their mentality, yes. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Are we talking about purely gay equality? | ||
| Basically. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's really what they're going with, right? | ||
| It's the idea that people would have to recognize these gay marriages when it's against their religion to believe in gay marriage. | ||
| Or that would be probably the way they would present it. | ||
| Now, is that... | ||
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Why does this cake shop have to make a gay cake? | |
| Right. | ||
| I mean... | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, who gives a fuck? | ||
| Sorry, make a cake. | ||
| Or don't. | ||
| Or don't, yeah. | ||
| They'll go somewhere else. | ||
| Yeah, don't, but also know that a lot of people aren't going to like that. | ||
| So enjoy the blowback. | ||
| That's fine. | ||
| That's putting up a sign saying, you know, no gays allowed. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But again, who gives a fuck? | ||
| But that's the argument that comes down to, like, what the free market literally is. | ||
| If you want to do that, you know, the... | ||
| The people who are super libertarian on the free market side will make the argument that, yeah, if someone puts up a No Black sign at their restaurant, then they're going to go out of business because everyone hates it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And that sounds good in theory, but if you look at what happened with Chick-fil-A, it doesn't work that way. | ||
| Didn't fucking bother them at all. | ||
| In fact... | ||
| The Republicans rallied around it. | ||
| The Christian conservatives were like, we're going to go to Chick-fil-A and make a big deal out of how we're going to it to support them for hating gay people. | ||
| So it's like, no, there aren't enough bigots in the world that will celebrate that decision that it kind of will keep them in business. | ||
| But even then, it's not as though he forced anyone to do anything other than the same thing that the government is there for, which is... | ||
| In the eyes of our law, that is the case. | ||
| If you don't want to acknowledge that, the government cannot arrest you for it unless you are working for the government there. | ||
| Like a judge or the clerk. | ||
| The clerk that famously... | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| For her to deny those licenses is illegal. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because that's a purely law issue. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But if you work at a fucking cake shop... | ||
| You don't have to acknowledge that they're getting married. | ||
| You're just making a fucking cake! | ||
| Sure, sure, sure. | ||
| Like, nobody put those people in jail for it. | ||
| And I don't think... | ||
| Because that's illegal. | ||
| With any understanding of God, too. | ||
| Like, and I don't want to get off on a, like, God-as-I-see-him kind of rant. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| But, like, any... | ||
| Do you mean non-existent? | ||
| Ah, all right. | ||
| Any version of God that is conceivable, I can't imagine him being like, or her being like... | ||
| Hey, you lived a good life. | ||
| I appreciate what you did. | ||
| You had a great family, but you made those queers a cake. | ||
| And that's a big deal for me. | ||
| I can't imagine that. | ||
| That's a hilarious God. | ||
| If that was really God, that's a pretty funny fucking bit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So this guy goes on a little bit more about hating Democrats. | ||
| You know, my heart bleeds when I see the young people supporting Democratic Party, which is directionless. | ||
| And now, you know what's happening with the Democratic Party? | ||
| They're trying to take Keith Ellison as the chief, and he is an Islamist. | ||
| He wants to destroy the United States. | ||
| Disagree with that. | ||
| An American should wake up! | ||
| If you don't wake up, you will be in your slumber, and your slumber will lead to death. | ||
| Agree with that. | ||
| For different reasons. | ||
| So we're two for three on dumb shit he said. | ||
| But the other two, you disagree with what he's actually saying. | ||
| You just agree with the literal words. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There's no evidence. | ||
| I can find that Keith Ellison is a radical Islamist. | ||
| He's a Muslim. | ||
| I can't find any there either. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| With my zero research. | ||
| That's how much research I need to do. | ||
| I've done a little, and I've also done some research on this next clip, which is another wild accusation. | ||
| Could you believe, though, that in Europe and here they actually sold out and Brennan, as the head of the CIA, is a hardcore Wahhabist? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And that this has been put up with? | ||
| And so we have to be careful, and Alex Jones is doing a great job. | ||
| I've been watching his videos. | ||
| He's a hardcore what? | ||
| Wahhabist? | ||
| What's a Wahhabist? | ||
| It's one of the branches of radical Islam. | ||
| It's one of the groups that's mostly responsible for the terrorism that we see. | ||
| Oh, I didn't know that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And the idea that John Brennan, the former head of the CIA, was a Wahhabist sleeper cell kind of thing is wacky! | ||
| There's a lot of sleeper cells in, like... | ||
| And I think we talked about this before, which is that because a lot of people are so reasonable, if you want to go and paint them as evil, you have to make shit up. | ||
| You can't engage with them on reality. | ||
| No. | ||
| One of the big reasons that they have this narrative, I looked into it because I wanted to get to the bottom of why they think that Brennan is a hobbyist sleeper cell. | ||
| And most of it dates back to him refusing to call the terrorists radical Islamic terrorists. | ||
| He wanted to call them extremist terrorists. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And not taking away the fact that they were of the Islamic faith, but just prioritizing that they are extremist terrorists. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Which is really the more important point, probably. | ||
| Well, what do you call the IRA? | ||
| You'd call them extremists. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Or would you call them radical... | ||
| Irish? | ||
| Catholics? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Radical Catholics. | ||
| Now, if you do call them that, though... | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| But even then, if you do call them that, what are you doing? | ||
| Like, what is the goal there other than to demonize them for their religion? | ||
| It's to tar other Catholics who aren't involved in their behaviors. | ||
| So if you're going to go with any kind of radical religion there, then all you're really doing is saying, these are the people who actually believe what they're saying, and other people who maybe don't practice it. | ||
| also believe that this should be happening. | ||
| Well, there's another dangerous piece of it, too, in that it's sort of like they're doing it, we should too mentality. | ||
| Oh, of course. | ||
| These are the radical Islamists. | ||
| The only way to fight them is radically. | ||
| With radical Christianity, we have to have another crusade kind of thing. | ||
| And it's not our fault. | ||
| We had to do this to respond to that. | ||
| And that's his whole, whatever it is they say we're doing is what they're doing. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So we have to do it. | ||
| This clip isn't done. | ||
| He's going to talk a little bit about Alex Jones' international audience. | ||
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Ooh! | |
| So we have to be careful, and Alex Jones is doing a great job. | ||
| I've been watching his videos on YouTube, and my son, who lives in India, always calls and tells me, don't forget, don't neglect Alex Jones' views. | ||
| It's very important, and it will save America. | ||
| And I'm so glad... | ||
| I've also learned there's huge listeners in India. | ||
| Yeah, of course you have. | ||
| And the day after tomorrow I'm flying to India. | ||
| And I'm going to be an ambassador for Mr. Trump. | ||
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Buh. | |
| India's fucked up enough as it is. | ||
| They got a lot of issues on their plate. | ||
| They got a lot of issues. | ||
| Did you see that that dude just eliminated paper currency? | ||
| I didn't see that. | ||
| Just overnight, he was like, all of your paper currency is now worthless. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Because that worked. | ||
| Who's this guy? | ||
| The Prime Minister. | ||
| Not just this guy. | ||
| Did you see this guy right there who was talking to Alex Jones? | ||
| Yeah, Philip Thomas. | ||
| I do know that I've, in the past, talked about how India has monkey police. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And people think that I'm some sort of a xenophobic bigot because I, but then I bring up the stories and it's literal. | ||
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They have, they have, they have monkeys that police other monkeys. | |
| Yeah. | ||
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It's crazy. | |
| It's such a huge place with so many different cultures and languages and everything. | ||
| The North and the South are like night and day from each other. | ||
| And we can't even really understand that. | ||
| We think of our rural America and the urban elites and stuff like that. | ||
| It's so much bigger than that. | ||
| And then you get into Pakistan as well. | ||
| And this whole thing, it boggles my mind how... | ||
| It's all basically the UK. | ||
| Oh, it's their fault. | ||
| Whenever they just drew up random lines where it's like, okay, everybody who identifies as Pakistani now moves from wherever they were living, and they just drew up these random borders, and that could not have caused more insane conflicts. | ||
| It's like the remnants of colonialism being brought to full light, essentially. | ||
| So this guy has another thing he wants to say, and this is a direct shout-out to the Muslims. | ||
| Maybe another pro-wrestling promo type of thing? | ||
| Shout-out to the Muslims. | ||
| So we have to be very careful about the Islamic agenda. | ||
| You know, they say Muslims are all good. | ||
| Oh, let them be good at home. | ||
| Nobody says they're all good. | ||
| And also that wildly simplistic view of the world. | ||
| Muslims, stay home. | ||
| Alright, fine. | ||
| It is tempting. | ||
| The simplistic view of the world is so tempting. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| The good versus evil is such a tempting concept to believe in because it makes everything easy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It makes everything so easy. | ||
| But what you miss in the nuance is kind of reality. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So he has one more thing he wants to say, and this really scares me quite a bit. | ||
| This is our last clip from Alex's breakdown of Trump's speech on the street. | ||
| This is a bit scary. | ||
| If they kill Trump, which I know they're seriously considering doing, I think it'll be an even bigger defeat for them. | ||
| No, no, I don't think that will happen because our police, our military, our secret service, they're all strong. | ||
| No, no, I agree, but they're going to try is what I'm saying. | ||
| Oh, yeah, of course, yes. | ||
| Yes, of course, they'll try, but they'll be in vain. | ||
| But Trump will triumph. | ||
| Jesus will protect them. | ||
| Jesus will protect. | ||
| Jesus will protect. | ||
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Yes. | |
| Because God is the installer. | ||
| And Yahweh has installed Mr. Trump to become the president of this greatest nation and the greatest superpower ever in the history of mankind. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Yuck. | ||
| That is true. | ||
| We are the greatest superpower in the history of mankind, which is the scariest possible reality to have Trump as the fucking president. | ||
| But just that part where he's like, Trump will triumph, and screaming it, it's just like, that's so Hitlerian. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Like, that is the kind of... | ||
| Speech you'd hear from people who are super into... | ||
| And I'm not here to say that Trump is Hitler. | ||
| No, that's again the good and evil... | ||
| Who was it? | ||
| That's the super simplistic worldview. | ||
| Dan Harmon has a great little... | ||
| Not bit, but just like this concept where it's like, I would rather we call him Hitler... | ||
| Before he becomes Hitler. | ||
| Like, if Hitler was called out for being Hitler before he became that, it's like, no, that's a good thing. | ||
| That's a good thing that we're trying to stop this from happening. | ||
| Well, because we have the awareness of what has happened in the past, we should use that awareness. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| That's the only way for never again to actually work. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And instead, it is the same kind of nationalism that gave rise to all that bullshit. | ||
| And Hitler used religion, too. | ||
| I mean, you see these people on the street and they're wrapping up all of their religious beliefs into this nationalistic movement. | ||
| And whether or not Trump means that to happen, he's not strong enough to control these people. | ||
| Oh, yeah, absolutely not. | ||
| Whatever his real agenda is, let's imagine a scenario where he actually does just want to lower taxes. | ||
| If that were all he really wanted to do, he still has these fringe weirdos who are emboldened by him, who are empowered by him, and they're putting whatever bullshit they have into his victory, and he can't control them. | ||
| No one can. | ||
| No! | ||
| Which is the lesson that the GOP is currently learning, because they couldn't control Trump. | ||
| They should have learned that with the Tea Party. | ||
| You sure would have thought that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But what they did was they piggybacked on it, and they assumed that they could minimize it while still using it. | ||
| And, I mean, you just look at how Fox News, instead of being the propaganda arm for the GOP, became the GOP. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, they started to dictate to the GOP what was going to happen instead of the GOP, you know, telling them to make other points. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| I mean, if you just go by, like, the stated objectives of the GOP 40 years ago, it's insane to think that all of a sudden now it is, you know, not just, you know, lip service to balancing the budget or anything like that. | ||
| But they're using these cultural, like, hey, no gays, no gays, as a way to get tax cuts for the rich. | ||
| That's the culture war. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| And it's the same, like, if you get people to fight over dumb shit, you can trick them into voting against their own interests. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And we can see that Alex Jones' analysis largely has to do with the dumb shit. | ||
| Are we giving him the props of analysis? | ||
| Well, I mean, he would call it that, so I just want to give him... | ||
| All right, you want to speak in his own language? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Speaking of his own language, I want to end this episode with a couple of clips that are fucking awesome. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Now, please, I don't want to limit your... | ||
| Microphone down! | ||
| I don't want to limit your freedom. | ||
| Microphone down! | ||
| But it's important to hear what's being said. | ||
| What about my religious freedom? | ||
| I'll limit that. | ||
| So this... | ||
| This is an interaction that Alex had with a protester on the street who had a sign that had to do with free speech and the First Amendment being taken away and the press and what have you. | ||
| This woman, I don't know who she is, but she is my new hero. | ||
| I mean, really? | ||
| Well, I'd love to hear about freedom of the press with them legalizing domestic propaganda under Obama. | ||
| You actually have liquor on your breath. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Are you a Puritan? | ||
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No, I'm just amazed that you're doing your job with liquor on your breath. | |
| Doesn't that give you the guts to yell at women? | ||
| I need the guts. | ||
| I got too many guts, baby. | ||
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I think you do. | |
| Truth is, I drink alcohol, so I don't got too many guts. | ||
| Are you drunk while you're recording? | ||
| No, it's actually made up. | ||
| I had a coffee earlier. | ||
| Fake news. | ||
| Fake news! | ||
| I had a coffee earlier. | ||
| Yeah, that's why I smell like boobies. | ||
| You can't smell liquor on his breath. | ||
| Yeah, that's... | ||
| I had a coffee earlier. | ||
| God. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| That is the most... | ||
| That's what you say to a cop! | ||
| What, you have liquor on your breath? | ||
| No! | ||
| No, it's fine. | ||
| I had a coffee earlier. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Sir, could you get out of the car, please? | ||
| No, I'm not drunk. | ||
| I had a coffee. | ||
| I'm gonna yell fake news at cops from now on. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| So are you drunk? | ||
| Fake news! | ||
| Fake news! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, do you work for Media Matters, police officer? | ||
| George Soros paying three million people to protest. | ||
| So that lady is... | ||
| Fucking awesome. | ||
| Yeah, she did not give a fuck. | ||
| No, so you saw exactly what he did immediately when she started to throw that reality at him. | ||
| It's like, you smell like booze. | ||
| And he's like, oh yeah, I need guts not to yell at someone like you. | ||
| He tries to spin it. | ||
| Now you're going to have to put the mic down again because they have another interaction that's a little bit later. | ||
| And, man, this is great. | ||
| I just love this. | ||
| This shows the thin-skinned cowardice of Alex Jones. | ||
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Oh, yeah! | |
| It doesn't matter! | ||
| They're listening, sweetheart! | ||
| They're listening! | ||
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It's all over! | |
| Yeah! | ||
| Hey, if I was losing an argument, sweetcake, I'd be like MSCM and I wouldn't... | ||
| Sweetcake! | ||
|
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Cupcake! | |
| Cupcake! | ||
| Excuse me! | ||
| Excuse me! | ||
| I wouldn't bring you over here if I was losing the argument. | ||
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Do you call your mother that? | |
| Yeah, I'll call her Cupcake. | ||
| Really? | ||
| My mother calls me Cupcake. | ||
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How would you like it if some stranger called her that in public on TV? | |
| I'd love it. | ||
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Would you appreciate it? | |
| I'd love it. | ||
| Well, you're lying. | ||
| Cupcake, Cupcake. | ||
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Look, now he's getting in my face. | |
| I'm in her face. | ||
| She came over here, Cupcake. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| What a dick. | ||
| What a total fucking dick. | ||
| And now I want to say this. | ||
| Let's be totally fair. | ||
| That is the most pathetic... | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| If someone who agreed with us acted like that, we would have the same response. | ||
| Yeah, no, fuck you. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's insanely shitty behavior. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's first of all misogynistic. | ||
| That's a childish bully. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That is a 13-year-old on the playground. | ||
| Who just can't engage with anybody on ideas. | ||
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Who maybe stole some of his mom's vermouth. | |
| Cupcake! | ||
| Fuck you! | ||
| That's full-on drunk fucking... | ||
| And I think that's why they kept him off the air for most of the time. | ||
| Yeah, that's a good idea. | ||
| Because he's saying shit like that. | ||
| That's just... | ||
| I can't co-opt the offense for it. | ||
| You know, like, it is not something that I'm offended by because I understand any kind of plight that I've never had to experience. | ||
| And to her credit, that lady handled that with aplomb and decency and decorum. | ||
| Which is... | ||
| Why he got even angrier at her. | ||
| Like, if she had started shouting back, he would have pulled back and been like, I'm taking the high road now. | ||
| Look at this dumb feminist. | ||
| Exactly, exactly. | ||
| The fact that she just fucking... | ||
| Accepted what he was doing, recognized it, and then immediately minimized him. | ||
| And narrated sort of the absurdity of it. | ||
| Yeah, he's a child. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's a small child. | ||
| It's like what would happen to us if we ran into him. | ||
| The laughing would make him... | ||
| Oh, it would make him so angry. | ||
| Whereas the yelling at him... | ||
| He would call me Cupcake so many times. | ||
| Or, no, he would call me Cupcake. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Ah, there we go. | ||
| You're like, look at you, you smiley fuck. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| You think it's funny. | ||
| You think it's so funny to laugh at me. | ||
| You're a cuck. | ||
| You're a cuck. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No. | ||
| That is fucking bullshit. | ||
| I was hanging out with our friend Marty DeRosa the other night, and he had a nice reminder. | ||
| He gave me a nice reminder of... | ||
| We watched Alex's coverage of Julian Assange's big announcement during the campaign. | ||
| Assange was like, at three in the morning, I'm going to make a big announcement, and... | ||
| So Alex and his whole crew stayed up to watch that and broadcast it live, broadcast their coverage of it, because they thought it was going to be all about the nail in the coffin for Hillary. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And all it was was that it was WikiLeaks' 10th anniversary. | ||
| And so at that point, they started screaming, You cuck! | ||
| You dumb cuck! | ||
| They called him Hillary's butt plug and all this. | ||
| And look how much that's shifted within only a couple months. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Only a couple months. | ||
| Now they're like, WikiLeaks is the only source of true information. | ||
| It's insanity to me. | ||
| It's such a wild hypocrite. | ||
| Fuck. | ||
| But here's the thing. | ||
| And this is the thing that you see on Twitter all the time. | ||
| Or even on the Daily Show, right? | ||
| Remember whenever John used to have those clips of... | ||
| Mitch McConnell saying some bullshit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then four years later, Mitch McConnell. | ||
| Yeah, I like that. | ||
| I was thinking Mitch McConaughey. | ||
| All right, all right. | ||
| All right, all right, all right. | ||
| No, saying the exact opposite bullshit. | ||
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| And the thing about a team sport is no one cares. | ||
| Well, you forget. | ||
| No one cares about hypocrisy because your team is winning. | ||
| You forget that three years ago you only won the championship because a guy who beats his wife was on your team. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And you turned a blind eye to that, so now you can still cheer for the team next year. | ||
| Ray Rice ran the ball real hard. | ||
| I know he punched his wife and dragged her out of an elevator, but man, he ran the ball real well. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, we see this over and over again. | ||
| No, and that's the problem I always have with, even with people who are Obama supporters, who just accept everything, and it's like, no. | ||
| He was hypocritical in a lot of different ways. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And there's a bunch of ways to justify it, and I know he's making decisions that are so much harder than I can even possibly imagine. | ||
| That does not mean he has not still been a hypocrite so many times. | ||
| I reject the argument that it's wrong to critique the team you're playing for. | ||
| Yeah, you should absolutely do it. | ||
| Like, the Democrats right now are... | ||
| They should be replaced by... | ||
| The fucking Women's March. | ||
| Well, it's like... | ||
| Like, we don't need the Democrats. | ||
| It's like what Philip Thomas said. | ||
| The Democrats are directionless. | ||
| Philip Thomas Anderson, the great director? | ||
| P.T. Anderson, yeah. | ||
| P.T. Anderson? | ||
| He, I mean, that is a point that he makes that is very fine. | ||
| It's valid. | ||
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| But, so anyway, the inauguration happened. | ||
| Alex was clearly drunk for a good part of it. | ||
| The inauguration happened, which means... | ||
| It's time to pray. | ||
| It is time to pray, and it's time for things to change. | ||
| For good or ill. | ||
| This episode is a little bit weird because Alex was out on the street, and there was a very limited amount of coverage that he did. | ||
| But in our next episodes, he'll be back in studio. | ||
| I think we'll be able to bring things back towards the center. | ||
| Back towards normal Alex screaming a whole bunch. | ||
| Good deal. | ||
| But, for now, you can follow us on Twitter at Knowledge underscore Fight. | ||
| We are on iTunes, Knowledge Fight. | ||
| Please subscribe. | ||
| Give us a review, unless you're a cuck. | ||
| Also, you can email us at... | ||
| No, no! | ||
| Especially if you're a cuck. | ||
| Yeah, please. | ||
| Because you're one of us. | ||
| Yeah, we're dumb libtard, progtard cucks. | ||
| We're dumb progtard cucks. | ||
| If you want to send us an email, knowledgefight at gmail dot com. | ||
| It's been fun. | ||
| Jordan, I hope you have a great time in the UK. | ||
| I will be out of the country. | ||
| I look forward to hearing all about it when you get back. | ||
| Tell me if you find any of these Muslim no-go areas. | ||
| I'm going to guess that people are going to ask me about what it feels like to be an American in the age of Trump. | ||
| I remember when I was abroad. | ||
| I remember when I was abroad. | ||
| You're passing. | ||
| I remember when I was abroad when Bush was president. | ||
| You got a lot of shit? | ||
| Well, there was a lot of like, ooh, kind of feelings. | ||
| I can't imagine that it's any better now. | ||
| I think if I do a set anywhere, the first words I have to say are, I'm an American. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| And then I can continue talking. | ||
| I'd like to start this set, but it's time to pray. | ||
| We'll be back shortly. | ||
| Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Good luck. | ||
| And good night. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. |