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Joe Biden's Vicious Kick
00:05:54
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| This was no gracious farewell. | |
| On Monday, Joe Biden got about as vicious a kick in the pants as any outgoing president ever got from the new guy. | |
| Mr. Trump called the Biden administration radical and corrupt, the worst in our country's history, and promised to totally reverse a horrible betrayal. | |
| And as soon as he was sworn in, the new president started issuing orders. | |
| He announced an end to birthright citizenship. | |
| He declared a national emergency and an invasion at the border. | |
| He will admit zero refugees for at least four months. | |
| He turned off the absurd Biden CPB1 phone app. | |
| Since January 2023, it had let nearly a million border hoppers make appointments for Pete's sake to amble in, apply for amnesty, and get turned loose. | |
| About 30,000 people got a new message. | |
| Your appointment is canceled. | |
| Mr. Trump ended an outrageous Biden program that flew in half a million people at our expense from about the most awful of awful places, Cuba, Venezuela, Nicaragua, and Haiti. | |
| And this is really important. | |
| He will expand expedited removal to the whole country. | |
| It's a way to boot illegals without having to go through clogged immigration courts that have a backlog of nearly 3 million cases. | |
| Other presidents used expedited removal only at the Mexican border. | |
| Mr. Trump will vigorously seek the death penalty for all illegals who commit capital crimes. | |
| What will probably be his first piece of legislation, the Lakin-Riley Act, just passed the Senate and went to the House. | |
| It will mean any illegal who commits a crime, from shoplifting on up, will be locked up. | |
| No more catch and release at the police station. | |
| Mr. Trump will root out government DEI. | |
| He also canceled every single Biden DEI order, which grotesquely ordered every agency, including the armed forces, to make race preferences a top goal. | |
| And he means it. | |
| He has already fired the commandant of the Coast Guard. | |
| She's a lady admiral named Linda Fagan, appointed with great fanfare by Joe Biden as the first woman to head a branch of the military. | |
| Among her sins, excessive focus on diversity. | |
| I can believe it from this woman. | |
| He just issued a very important order ending all race and sex preferences in the government, and he set up a plan to stop what he called illegal and immoral race discrimination in the private sector and in universities. | |
| It's about time. | |
| There will be a fight over birthright citizenship. | |
| Twenty-two states and two cities, San Francisco and D.C., naturally, have already filed suit to keep it. | |
| What an insult to America. | |
| They want every child of an MS-13 gunman or a Haitian crack hoe hatched on our soil to be a citizen. | |
| The Supreme Court will have to decide, and Mr. Biden's quota hire on the bench won't help. | |
| But if Mr. Trump wins, it will stop 150,000 foreigners each year from dropping anchor babies. | |
| This would cover all non-permanent residents, including H-1B visa holders. | |
| Declaring an invasion and an emergency at the border gives the president emergency powers. | |
| He can spend money without Congress's approval to finish the wall. | |
| Soldiers can collar illegals, not just help, with transport and warehousing. | |
| The plan is to seal the border. | |
| If no one can hop the fence, no one has to be pitched back over it. | |
| Mr. Trump will also declare foreign gangs and cartels terrorist organizations. | |
| That means anyone helping them is a criminal. | |
| Every street corner thug who pushes cartel drugs could face serious jail time or expulsion. | |
| We never even heard of Tren de Aragua until Sleepy Joe waved in hundreds of thousands of Venezuelans. | |
| Trump wants them out. | |
| His big glaring failure is on H-1B visas. | |
| His tech pals don't seem to realize that America first means Americans first. | |
| I want all those scab workers out. | |
| So far, I give the new president an A-minus. | |
| Where could he improve? | |
| I want an immediate end to temporary protected status, or TPS, for illegals. | |
| Just 10 days before he was evicted, Joe Biden extended TPS for 800,000 Venezuelans and Salvadorans. | |
| That's right. | |
| Those nice people who brought us MS-13 and Trend Aragua. | |
| Out. Only Congress can abolish the diversity visa lottery, but I want a full-scale assault on a system that treats America like a prize in a bingo game. | |
| Maybe that'll come later. | |
| And I want mass deportation. | |
| On Monday, Mr. Trump said he would be returning millions and millions of criminal aliens back to the places from where they came. | |
| Millions and millions is lyrical, but don't stop with criminals. | |
| Out! All of them! | |
| In just two days, Donald Trump has dug a chasm between his presidency and the dog's dinner that just ended. | |
| Hooray! And this time, he's swooping into Washington with a crack team of dedicated people. | |
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Next On The List
00:00:50
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| He won't be hoodwinked by rhinos who secretly despise him. | |
| His opponents act like demoralized losers. | |
| Will this be a new golden age for America, as he promised on Monday? | |
| No. But it's a start. | |
| What's next on my list? | |
| A remigration plan for unassemblables here legally. | |
| A working group on repealing the Civil Rights Act of 1964 to restore freedom of association. | |
| An end to the ridiculous doctrine of disparate impact. | |
| I want a 10th Amendment czar to promote local autonomy and a presidential commission to study the societal impact of race differences in IQ. | |
| But... I can wait till next week for those things. | |
| Mr. Trump's got four years. | |