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June 19, 2025 - The Joe Rogan Experience
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Joe Rogan Experience #2340 - Charley Crockett
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joe rogan
Yeah, they're doing something at the Viper Room and then trying to come here the next day.
The Viper Room's just notorious.
Like, even when you're in the building, it's just like, ugh.
charley crockett
It is notorious.
Yeah.
They had all the cameras out and took me around.
I'd never come in through the door on Sunset before I even recognized the place.
joe rogan
No, I'd never been through that door either.
Like I said, I've only been there once.
I was there for a comedy show.
It just feels weird.
There's certain buildings that just have bizarre history.
charley crockett
Yeah, well, Shooter was telling me last night, man.
River Phoenix died on the sidewalk right out that door.
I didn't know that.
I thought it was in front of the whiskey for some reason.
joe rogan
No, no.
It was the Viper Room.
charley crockett
I never realized that.
joe rogan
No.
It's a fucked up place.
Hey, man.
Nice to meet you.
charley crockett
Pleasure is all mine, Joe.
unidentified
Thanks for having me.
joe rogan
I love your music.
charley crockett
Really?
joe rogan
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, my friend Jake turned me on to you.
Your music is like, you've lived a life.
You can't fake that.
You know what I mean?
There's something about certain dudes' voices and songs.
They're like, all right, that guy's done some living.
You know?
You can't create that with AI.
charley crockett
Right?
joe rogan
They're going to try.
charley crockett
Everybody, I mean, it's crazy.
I mean, we're kind of reaching singularity, you know?
joe rogan
Yeah.
charley crockett
Where nobody can tell the difference.
joe rogan
I know.
I think we're right about there.
There was a new one that just got released today.
Did you hear the new one today?
It's even better than the Google one that was insane that was released last week.
Yeah.
It's weird.
charley crockett
What are you talking about?
joe rogan
Some new AI engine that does video.
I'll send it to you, Jamie.
It's pretty incredible.
The way they're able to make stuff now where it looks exactly like real human beings.
It doesn't look fake even a little bit.
I'll send it to you, Jamie.
It's called ByteDance.
So is that the China one?
Oh, okay.
jamie vernon
My dance is the company that owns TikTok and stuff.
joe rogan
Oh, yeah, China.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is their new AI.
So this is all fake.
All fake people.
All done by computers.
Indistinguishable.
You know, it's like very strange.
You got it?
Throw that up.
Give me some sound.
You got to click on it.
unidentified
This is all fake.
joe rogan
I mean, what the fuck, man?
unidentified
I mean, what the fuck?
joe rogan
We are living in the weirdest time ever, Charlie Crockett.
charley crockett
Oh, man, you're right.
joe rogan
This is the weirdest time ever to be alive because we are so close to not being able to tell what's real and what's fake.
We're so close.
I mean, we're essentially right there with video and then eventually it's going to move into some sort of perception.
It's going to be feel.
You're going to be able to put a helmet on and go into some position.
charley crockett
And you can't stop it.
joe rogan
You can't stop it.
charley crockett
It's coming.
joe rogan
It's coming.
And the people that are working on it in America, like, we have to, because China's working on it.
I'm like, okay.
I guess that's just what we're doing.
charley crockett
Space race, even if it's just a show.
joe rogan
Yeah, it's essentially the Manhattan Project for artificial intelligence.
It's a race around the world.
charley crockett
Joe, did we go to the moon?
joe rogan
I don't think so.
charley crockett
You know, I don't think so either.
joe rogan
I don't think so.
It makes you sound fucking completely insane to say it, but...
unidentified
I did too.
joe rogan
I gained a lot of friends too, though.
I gained a lot of skills.
charley crockett
Yeah.
joe rogan
Scientists.
charley crockett
Well, see, you know what I figured?
I figured that would be the one time in the history of civilization that human beings got to a new place.
And said, nah, I'm good, and turned around.
joe rogan
Exactly.
charley crockett
I don't want to look around there anymore.
joe rogan
Well, Bart Sabrell, he's this researcher that's been doing these documentaries on the moon landing, and he's been saying it's fake since, like, I met him sometime in the early 2000s, I believe.
And he put out this documentary called The Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Moon, and he's got a great quote.
And he says, there's not a single thing that's not easier.
Faster and cheaper to reproduce today from 1969, except the moon landing.
It's the one thing.
And everybody would go, oh, but they spent so much money.
Why would they spend the money on that again?
Why would they spend money on all the things they spend money on?
Like, what are you talking about?
It doesn't make any sense.
The moon has trillions of dollars in rare minerals on it.
There's all sorts of shit on the moon that would be very beneficial to society.
And it was always going to be that we're going to have a base on the moon, and we're going to use that to go to other places.
I don't think so.
I mean, if you look at just the way they filmed it, like when you watched it on television, the people that watched it on television, it was the first time ever where there was a news thing where the news stations, the networks didn't have a direct feed.
What they had was they filmed the moon landing, they showed it on a projection screen, and then the networks pointed their camera at the projection screen.
That's why it looks so shitty.
charley crockett
Wow.
Do you remember there was a movie that came out?
It wasn't that far back, and it's all about this, like a legit movie.
And I should remember this actor's name because he's getting better and better known.
He's a really great actor.
He played the lawman in Killers of the Flower Moon that shows up there near the end and finally kind of takes them down.
But he's been on a lot of other stuff, and it's this really great movie about...
faking the moon landing and all that stuff for like, you know, American kind of, um, cultural and economic dominance over Russia and all that.
Oh, so it's like, Oh, okay.
joe rogan
Hey, Jamie, can you tell Jeff to bring in some coffee?
Oh, yeah.
So it's a drama.
charley crockett
It's a drama, yeah.
It's a Hollywood movie.
joe rogan
Oh, Jamie will find out what it is when he gets back.
charley crockett
Yeah, I only saw it once, but it was good.
And you know this actor because he's been everywhere, man.
He's been in everything.
I should know his name.
I need to call him out.
I think I saw him at the airport in Burbank a few months ago, actually.
joe rogan
It seems like a stupid thing to say, but I don't think it is.
And then after COVID, realizing how much stuff they can lie about, how much stuff the government can hide, how much stuff that people will just accept as being true despite...
How much experts will go along with things.
How easy it is to keep a secret.
It's not that hard to keep a secret.
Especially a secret that is essentially set up to let us think, sir.
charley crockett
Dang, that's how I know my wife stopped by.
joe rogan
Yerba mate?
Is that what you're into?
charley crockett
I love them, man.
joe rogan
Yeah, they're good.
charley crockett
You know why I like it, really?
I didn't realize it for like a year or two, and now I realize it because it tastes just like Coca-Cola.
It does, really?
It does.
It's close.
I think that's the secret.
It tastes like Coca-Cola.
Yeah.
joe rogan
I would like to try the original Coca-Cola with cocaine in it.
charley crockett
Oh, shit.
joe rogan
I wonder what that was like.
charley crockett
Non-habit forming.
joe rogan
Yeah, allegedly.
charley crockett
Right?
joe rogan
Yeah, another lie.
charley crockett
Was it true, right, that Bayer at first had heroin in it?
Or opium?
unidentified
Real?
charley crockett
The original version of it?
Yeah, the original product.
joe rogan
We'll find that out.
charley crockett
Yeah, I think it did.
joe rogan
That makes sense.
charley crockett
I'm sure.
joe rogan
That's real great for headaches.
I mean, more lies, right?
How many times have we been lied to?
charley crockett
But you know what it is?
I'm preaching to the choir here, but I think it's a perception thing, right?
It's like planting that flag on the moon was a cultural thing.
An American pop culture thing.
Sure.
joe rogan
Well, they wanted us to be dominant militarily over Russia.
charley crockett
Shit worked.
joe rogan
Yeah.
I mean, sort of, kind of.
charley crockett
Kind of, I guess.
joe rogan
Yeah.
I mean, we definitely are dominant over, you know, militarily.
We definitely were back then, essentially.
Here it is.
Heroin.
Woo!
Wow.
Bearhead heroin.
charley crockett
Non-habit forming.
joe rogan
Right.
charley crockett
I gotta get the non-habit-forming kind.
joe rogan
But, I mean, like, what is the difference between that and...
It's not that much.
Sears Roebuck, once sold heroin.
Jesus Christ.
Must have been a wild time back then.
charley crockett
Man, that's a great illustration there.
joe rogan
Yeah, look at that.
Two needles, two vitals of heroin, only $1.50.
Less than $50 adjusted for inflation.
Wow.
This is the 19th century.
So the 1800 Sears catalog used to offer a heroin kit.
jamie vernon
I think the actor you're talking about was Jesse Plemons, but I don't know what I'm talking about.
charley crockett
That's him, bro.
See if you can find it.
joe rogan
Jesse Plemons, just Google moon.
charley crockett
Yeah, moon, moon.
unidentified
I did.
jamie vernon
Well, the flowers of the summer moon keeps popping up.
charley crockett
But do space.
unidentified
Hmm.
jamie vernon
Discovery?
joe rogan
That's 2015?
No.
2017?
charley crockett
Try Jesse Plemons' moon conspiracy or space conspiracy.
joe rogan
Huh.
Are you sure it wasn't AI?
Because there's a lot of those.
I thought Keanu Reeves really wasn't a new Dracula movie.
Fake?
charley crockett
I don't know.
jamie vernon
I'm just going to look.
joe rogan
Possibly fake?
What was the other question we had?
Oh, bear heroin.
Yeah, man, they've been, you know, they've been tricking people for a long fucking time.
You know, if they can make money, they'll trick you.
charley crockett
Yeah.
joe rogan
Back then, they were probably being tricked themselves.
People didn't really understand what was addictive and what wasn't, you know?
Doctors used to recommend cigarettes for people with emphysema.
You got asthma?
charley crockett
Yeah.
joe rogan
You need cigarettes.
charley crockett
Yeah, they were drinking.
Athletes are drinking Coca-Cola on the court.
joe rogan
Well, you know who drinks Coca-Cola?
Floyd Mayweather.
Floyd Mayweather, after training, would drink Coca-Cola.
And there's actually some science to that.
Like, having sugar, like, right after a really hard workout, actually replenishes glucose in the body.
charley crockett
Like Gatorade.
joe rogan
Yeah.
It's probably not a bad idea.
charley crockett
My wife's got me drinking Gatorade again.
joe rogan
That shit's not good for you.
There's better versions of electrolytes, you know?
charley crockett
Yeah, you're right.
joe rogan
Electrolytes are good for you.
Gatorade's okay.
It's just, it's got a lot of shit in it.
Yeah.
unidentified
Corn syrup and Fly Me to the Moon.
jamie vernon
Channing Tatum.
joe rogan
Oh, Channing Tatum.
Is that it?
charley crockett
Oh, that's the one.
joe rogan
That's it?
jamie vernon
Wait a minute.
2024.
joe rogan
2024.
charley crockett
Oh, that's the one.
Yeah, he's not in it.
No, he is in it, I think.
joe rogan
Historical romantic comedy drama.
Huh.
Tasked with creating a false moon landing.
jamie vernon
Apple TV.
I didn't see it.
joe rogan
Interesting.
charley crockett
What year was it?
jamie vernon
It came out last year, like a year ago.
joe rogan
I never even heard of it.
charley crockett
Oh, I think it's still...
joe rogan
Isn't that crazy?
There's too many goddamn movies.
Bro, you know what I saw last night?
charley crockett
I think I'm still thinking of a different one, but there's another one.
joe rogan
There's another one?
jamie vernon
Really?
charley crockett
I think so.
I saw it, man.
It was a wild movie, and they realized that the whole landing is being faked, and then, I mean, I won't spoil it, but then they get taken out.
joe rogan
Oh.
Yeah, there's a lot of those, man.
There's a lot of those.
I mean, there's almost nothing.
Vietnam, Gulf of Tonkin, there's almost nothing from history that's exactly as we're being told.
Almost nothing.
charley crockett
Yeah.
It's all a crack of shit.
It's Coke and Pepsi, you know, because I was thinking, like, you know, that's the one thing that they did that everybody liked, and then they've kept that, as long as they keep that flavor.
unidentified
Right.
charley crockett
Right?
they can muscle everybody out.
You know, it's like...
Nobody's into that.
Only if you couldn't afford the Coca-Cola price in the Coke machine.
Bless you.
joe rogan
Thank you.
charley crockett
When I was a kid, that was the only reason we drank RC Colas, because it was 25 cents.
joe rogan
Right, because it was cheap.
That's it.
And you drank it and you knew it wasn't Coke.
They tried new Coke.
Do you remember that?
When I was a kid.
God, I think I was in high school.
They came up with a new formula of Coca-Cola.
Somewhere around the 80s, I think.
It was terrible.
They tried a new Coke and everybody's like, what the fuck are you doing?
Why would you get rid of Coke?
It's perfect.
charley crockett
Yeah, don't change that.
They can change and try everything else and buy everybody out as long as they keep Coca-Cola flowing.
joe rogan
Yeah, and then Pepsi's always like for weirdos.
People who prefer Pepsi.
charley crockett
I never liked it.
joe rogan
Yeah, it's weird.
charley crockett
I like Dr. Pepper.
joe rogan
Well, you know, Coca-Cola is to this day flavored with cocaine.
Do you know that?
charley crockett
You mean like...
joe rogan
That's the secret to the flavor of Coca-Cola.
Coca-Cola, the company that makes Coca-Cola, they are the biggest producers of medical grade cocaine.
charley crockett
For real.
unidentified
Wow.
joe rogan
So they take the coca leaves, they extract the flavonoids out of the coca leaves, and they extract the cocaine.
So there's no cocaine in Coca-Cola.
But then they take those coca leaves, and the flavor goes into Coca-Cola, and then the cocaine goes into medical cocaine.
charley crockett
Wow.
joe rogan
Yeah.
To this day.
unidentified
Wow.
joe rogan
I think they're the only company that's allowed to use coca leaves.
I think they're grandfathered in.
I believe they're grandfathered in.
But to this day, that's what they use.
As I sniff.
As I sniffle.
But these are real sniffles, folks.
These are allergy sniffles.
I watched the fucking craziest movie last night.
The Substance.
Have you heard of that movie?
charley crockett
I've heard of it.
joe rogan
That's that new Demi Moore movie?
charley crockett
Yeah, I was afraid to watch it.
joe rogan
Holy shit, man.
charley crockett
It's intense.
joe rogan
It's about this lady who's getting older and someone approaches her with this new experimental drug that allows you to live as a young person for seven days and then you have to switch back to the old person for seven days.
I don't want to spoil it for anybody, but...
I was like, I gotta watch something stupid on YouTube for a couple hours before I go to bed because I'm weirded out by this movie.
charley crockett
Yeah, that's the reason I haven't watched it yet.
I'm just saying.
I never liked the sensory overload horror movies.
I like classic horror movies.
joe rogan
This is a sensory overload.
I mean, it's fucking insane.
It's an insane movie.
It's really good.
I mean, it really grips you.
It's very entertaining.
But just, good lord.
charley crockett
Have you seen Uncut Gems?
joe rogan
Yes.
Loved that movie.
charley crockett
Isn't that a good movie?
joe rogan
Oh my god.
charley crockett
It was like a little much for me, but it was so good, and it wasn't so crazy, you know?
joe rogan
Yeah.
Well, I grew up with a lot of gambling addicts.
So for that movie, that movie really hit home for me.
I was like, oh god, gee, I got anxiety.
charley crockett
Howard, is that his name?
Howie Howard?
You know, Sandler's character.
joe rogan
Is that what his name is?
Howie?
charley crockett
Yeah, and he's selling diamonds on 47th Street or whatever.
That's every manager in the music business.
Oh, really?
A lot of them.
joe rogan
A bunch of gambling addicts?
charley crockett
That guy out there, you know?
They're juggling all these balls in front of you, which is fine.
I don't mind guys juggling.
What I don't like is when somebody's got all these balls in the air, they're juggling in front of me, and they're like, Charlie, I'm not juggling.
joe rogan
Oh, yeah, the music business.
Yeah, well.
There he is.
He's great in that movie, too.
charley crockett
Yeah, he's incredible.
joe rogan
I never knew he could act dramatically.
I mean, he's always been great in comedies, but he's incredible in that movie.
Incredible.
charley crockett
He had another one he did that was like a serious flick way back.
Do you remember Punch Drunk Love?
Did you ever see that one?
joe rogan
No, I never saw that.
charley crockett
That's a masterpiece.
joe rogan
Yeah?
I never saw it.
But Uncut Gems, the gambling aspect of it, like that sickness.
The gambling sickness is a wild sickness.
charley crockett
I grew up around gamblers, too.
unidentified
Yeah?
charley crockett
Yeah, my uncle was always a big gambler.
My cousin and I spent a lot of time in casinos with him down in New Orleans on the Mississippi coast and all that.
joe rogan
Oh, Riverboat gamblers.
charley crockett
Man, yep, exactly.
joe rogan
Those are the craziest.
charley crockett
Man, I didn't mind.
He let me and my cousin run all over the place.
So we were stoked.
joe rogan
So you like the fact that he was a degenerate.
charley crockett
Yeah.
Oh, and any time he won, like if he won big, we used to play his bingo, he used to run this bingo hall in New Orleans.
And me and my cousin, we could, both of us with those bingo daubers, we could play like, we could play nine card pages for him.
We got that good that we could keep up with it.
And because he was running the place, nobody in there ever said shit about me and my cousin being like, you know, eight and 11 or whatever.
And if we hit though, It was always a good time.
It was Toys R Us and fried shrimp.
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For some people, that's their juice, man.
That's what keeps them going in life, just that next bet.
You know, when I was in my early 20s.
And I was just around so many people that just lived for gambling.
They would go straight from off-track betting right to the pool hall.
And, you know, they'd bet on anything.
They'd bet on two raindrops coming down a window pane.
They'd bet on roaches.
They'd bet on anything.
You name it.
They'd flip a coin for $10,000.
I saw dudes flip a coin for thousands of dollars.
A guy would win a tournament.
Like, this is like a famous thing in pool.
Guys would win a tournament, win $10,000, flip a coin, lose the whole thing.
And you had to have heart.
That was like part of the culture.
You had to be willing to bet.
And take the loss.
Yeah, the only way it's fun is if money's constantly flowing.
So if someone's trying to be conservative, someone's trying to save them, they called them a nit.
Like, you're a nit.
They didn't like you.
Nobody likes a nit.
Those are the guys that get shunned by the pool hall.
They're bad action.
charley crockett
Where'd you grow up?
joe rogan
Well, all over the place, really.
charley crockett
Where were those pool halls?
joe rogan
New York.
I moved to New York when I was in my 20s, my early 20s, like 23. And that's when I got indoctrinated into pool culture.
charley crockett
Wow.
joe rogan
Yeah, it was just the most fun group of degenerates and weirdos and outcasts.
You know, as a comedian, I never felt like I fit in in normal society.
You know, and then I'm around those dudes.
I'm like, oh, okay, you guys are just like me.
You don't fit in either.
Like, you're a bunch of fucking weirdos.
charley crockett
Man, you know the thing?
What I just thought about, Joe, when I was on the street in New York, you know, I played up there, and I'm sure you know, but I'd play on the street all day, and at first I was playing in the parks.
And then I moved downtown.
I was trying to play on street corners in the villages and all that.
And you're dealing with traffic and cops.
And that's what drove me down into the subway platforms.
And those were really competitive, too.
So even there, I started playing at the stations that nobody wanted or, you know, weren't desirable or, you know, nobody's really competing for the spots or whatever.
And I would do that all day, and then I would hit open mics all over the...
And the comedy guys were always the coolest, all of them, because we weren't in competition.
I know comedians can be really competitive on the circuit, and obviously same thing on the music side.
But I ended up playing a lot of Oh, cool.
Open guys up with two or three songs or play their breaks or whatever.
And, you know, all the comedy folks like me, I think, because, you know, I wasn't one of them.
joe rogan
Yeah, no.
charley crockett
We were cousins or something.
joe rogan
Right, right.
There's always been a relationship like that.
Like, Oliver Anthony was at the Mothership this weekend.
And it was the first music act we've ever had to perform there.
charley crockett
That's cool.
joe rogan
Yeah, you could perform there, too, if you ever want to, man.
charley crockett
I know where it's at.
joe rogan
Yeah, it'd be fun.
charley crockett
I like that you got it down there, man.
joe rogan
It's a great spot.
6th Street is just such a fucking wild place.
charley crockett
It is.
joe rogan
To have it right there is perfect.
And to have it at the old Ritz, yeah, it's amazing.
So, you know, it was great.
charley crockett
Is that what it is in the old Ritz?
joe rogan
Yeah.
Yeah, we bought the old Ritz.
Yeah.
We have to keep the Ritz sign because it's, you know, one of those historical buildings.
charley crockett
Oh, it's a great sign.
joe rogan
Oh, it's a great sign.
It's got so much history.
In the tunnel on the way to the stage, there's a big picture of Stevie Ray Vaughan on the stage in 1983.
Yeah.
charley crockett
You like SRV?
joe rogan
Fuck yeah.
charley crockett
Come on.
joe rogan
Come on, man.
Come on.
He's the only dude who can play Voodoo Child.
Doesn't make me sick.
charley crockett
Man.
joe rogan
You know, other than Hendrix?
charley crockett
That's right.
joe rogan
There's two dudes.
charley crockett
Yeah, you're right.
joe rogan
Hendrix and him.
I mean, I'm sure other people can do it.
I've never heard of him.
charley crockett
Nah, fuck that.
Just them.
Oh yeah, man.
joe rogan
There's certain songs that you can't fuck with.
Although I did see, one time I saw Honey Honey and Gary Clark Jr. play Midnight Rider.
And I didn't think anybody else could play Midnight Rider.
And to hear Gary's song with Midnight Rider, with that, you know, like Gary's signature sound.
charley crockett
Oh man.
Yeah, that signature guitar sound.
You've seen Gary live?
joe rogan
Oh yeah, I'm friends with Gary.
charley crockett
Man.
joe rogan
I've seen him a bunch of times.
charley crockett
Yeah, I love Gary too.
joe rogan
I love that dude.
charley crockett
That guy.
joe rogan
He's so good.
Man, I remember...
charley crockett
What is it?
joe rogan
This is a real, genuine, woolly mammoth guitar pick that is made out of woolly mammoth tusk.
charley crockett
Damn, that is something fierce, bud.
joe rogan
That is 10,000 plus years old.
Shout out to my friend John Reeves from the Boneyard in Alaska.
I got a buddy of mine who has this spot in Alaska where they just pull all kinds of crazy mastodon, woolly mammoth, fucking cave bear, all kinds of skulls, all kinds of wild shit out of this one piece of property where a lot of animals died.
And he's taken a lot of the woolly mammoth.
That's where I got this, too.
This is a tooth.
This is a tooth that was carved.
charley crockett
Wow.
joe rogan
Into a...
charley crockett
That's a big old goddamn two, son.
joe rogan
Imagine.
charley crockett
Can I see how heavy that is?
joe rogan
Isn't that crazy?
It's crazy, right?
charley crockett
It's beautiful, too, man.
joe rogan
Yeah, so that guitar pick is yours, brother.
charley crockett
Man, thanks, Joe.
joe rogan
Any cool guys who play guitar, give them one of them picks.
charley crockett
You know, I've never been good at holding a pick.
I've learned how to play with my hands because I could never hold a pick well.
But a lot of guys I know that are really great.
Pickers, they play these really hard picks, you know, and can real precise with them.
And I just, I still can't hold them.
joe rogan
You learned with your fingers?
charley crockett
Yeah.
Yeah, I never, never held, I just couldn't hold a pick.
I would try to hold it and it'd get sideways.
And I never, like all this, you know, like the straight cowboy chords, you know, C, F, G, whatever.
I couldn't hold any of those chords.
When I was teaching myself, the positioning was weird for me.
I kind of threw away the book and I did what you call choking the chicken on the fret.
Kind of hold it like you're choking the chicken.
And that's kind of where I developed my style.
And then I learned all the regular chords many years later.
joe rogan
Are you totally self-taught?
charley crockett
Oh, yeah.
unidentified
Wow.
joe rogan
When did you start?
charley crockett
I was 17. My mama got me a guitar out of a pawn shop in South Irving.
joe rogan
Wow.
charley crockett
It was Hohner guitar.
joe rogan
And you just started messing around with it?
charley crockett
Yeah.
Yeah, you know, my mama tried to get me on the piano when I was younger, and I just couldn't focus.
Yeah, I don't know.
17 was like the right age.
I needed it, you know?
Started banging around on that guitar, and I mean, it must have sounded terrible.
And my mama lived in this little-ass place, this tiny place, and I was, like, scared to play in front of her, you know.
But I was at first, and I would say, Mama, am I any good?
You know, and she wasn't going to lie to me, and she said, Well, son, when you play, people will believe you.
She wasn't going to lie to me and tell me I was good.
But she was trying to say, you know, just be honest with your music, and the rest will take care of it.
joe rogan
That's great advice.
charley crockett
Yeah.
joe rogan
When you play, people will believe you.
charley crockett
That's what she said.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah.
charley crockett
And then the next time anybody believed in me wasn't until I started hitchhiking.
And I remember because I've been out in California a bunch recently.
And it was, I had caught a ride with this guy.
We were playing at this place called The Shanty up in Farmer's Branch, Dallas-Fort Worth area, years ago.
And there was this witch lady.
I mean, they called her a witch.
This kind of magic woman who had a barn out behind her house, and they called it the shanty.
And she would have people over on the weekends and just kind of any random night, travelers, misfits, whatever, back there in the barn, and everybody would be telling stories and trading songs and, you know, taking potions.
Stuff like that.
Long story short, this guy I met one night, his parents had, like, worked, they worked for, like, Texas Instruments, and he had disowned them, you know, because his parents were, like, scientists, and he woke up one day as a young man and realized they were, like, his parents were manufacturing, like, weapons, you know, and I never saw this guy again, but that was his whole deal, why he left Texas.
unidentified
Oh, wow.
charley crockett
And he was just back visiting this gal that had this shanty deal.
I talked to that guy.
He was describing this town of Boonville, which is this community in Mendocino County, Northern California.
And the way he was describing it to me in this barn or whatever, it sounded like the Garden of Eden or something.
You know what I mean?
And I wanted so badly to go with him, and he promised me and this other guy that was playing guitar too that he would take us.
And we passed out at the ladies' house.
When we woke up that next morning, he was still there.
And I was like, man, you ready to go to California?
And he was like, what are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
When I pressed him, he was like, man, I was on acid.
I was on acid.
I don't remember any of that.
I don't have any room for you.
And I begged him like my life depended on it.
And he took me and this old boy who was playing guitar, actually taught me a lot of songs back then.
He took us to California.
But as we got closer, To Boonville.
And we were talking to naive young Texas boys who had never been anywhere.
He realized he, you know, didn't want us going anywhere near those hippies he was living with there in Boonville.
So he left us, he pulled into like a grocery store and left us in this parking lot in Vacaville.
And that's when I really started hitchhiking in my life is like when we kind of got abandoned in a parking lot.
unidentified
Wow.
charley crockett
Kind of along the five, right?
joe rogan
How old were you?
charley crockett
One, probably 22, something like that.
And I had done a little bit of hitching before, like around the south, Texas and Louisiana, but I'd never really been way out there.
Anyway, I started hitchhiking around because I had to, but I remember it was in California the first time anybody besides my mama ever looked at me playing guitar as it having any kind of value.
Like, any economic value or, like, it was a trade of, you know, recognition, you know?
It was kind of the first time I was out there.
joe rogan
So you'd been playing about four or five years back then?
charley crockett
Yeah.
I was playing outside because our place was so small.
I wasn't playing outside to, like, make money or anything like that.
I would go to this park, had, like, a baseball diamond on it.
Sit on these bleachers or whatever.
And I'll never forget, the first time anybody threw, like, just a pocket full of change in my case, I'm sure it's because they, you know, were worried about me and felt bad for me or whatever, you know?
And it wasn't like that money hit the case and then, like, a light went off or anything, you know?
It was a slow, gradual deal.
Like, I was playing outside.
Because there wasn't enough room to play in the house or whatever.
And then I got in a lot of trouble with the law, which kind of put me on the run, put me on the road.
joe rogan
What was the trouble with the law?
charley crockett
You know, I've said it a lot, and it's funny, I'm a lot better known than I used to be, so it's like you say stuff about your family and they hear about it.
joe rogan
They get mad.
charley crockett
They get mad.
But that's so funny because it's all over the internet and they're the ones that had the government on their ass, not me.
But anyways, yeah, we just kind of, you know, shit hit the fan, got up in the newspapers.
My brother didn't go to high school.
You know, neither of my sister, neither of them went to high school.
They both dropped out, you know, because I'm from South Texas.
I was born in the Rio Grande Valley.
They were born up in Dallas, but my mama had moved down there to South Padre Island area, McAllen, Harlingen area there.
Anyway, it's poor and pretty hard living down there.
Hell, I didn't wear shoes until I was probably 9 or 10 years old, playing outside.
My brother and sister, they're 10 years older than me, half-brother and sister, and we have different daddies.
They really lived wild.
Things were pretty tough back then or whatever.
I'm telling you that background because my brother became a hustler because he had to.
Because of a lack of education, lack of access, you know, because of poverty.
And I've honestly always respected him for that, you know.
He used to take me around door-to-door selling newspapers when I was 11, right?
And you want to know why?
Because I had broken my arm, and he realized if you carted that young boy out in front of those apartments when that lady answered the door, and it's these two brothers, and one of them's got a broken arm, she's going to go ahead and subscribe.
joe rogan
Yeah, she was bad.
charley crockett
Yeah, and in a nutshell, man, he, you know, through all that stuff, you know, he started out as a door-to-door salesman, you know, hustling newspaper subscriptions, right?
Then he started like selling neckties and like men's clothing door to door in downtown Dallas office buildings, you know, and as a very young man.
And eventually he graduated.
I did And he got in with some big old wolves, you know, and eventually it, it knocked everybody out and a lot of people died.
A lot of people went to prison and, um, you know, we were in the paper and, uh, I couldn't So it ended up being like a Bob Marley type of thing.
He said, if you're not living good, travel wide.
And I literally just walked out of town because we had scarlet letters on our chest.
That's when I really started learning how to stand behind that guitar and write songs and slowly but surely start.
I learned how to play basically in front of people, and people just were giving me money kind of over time.
That and, you know, food and shelter in exchange for my story at their back door.
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Do you ever wonder?
How things could have gone?
Because things turned out great.
Like, look, you're a popular music artist now.
You know, worldwide.
You're famous.
charley crockett
I'm surprised.
You know what I'm surprised by?
I'm surprised I never got heavily addicted to drugs.
joe rogan
Yeah?
charley crockett
I am.
You know, my sister passed away ten years ago from substances and hard living and all that kind of stuff.
And, hell, my whole family's in AA.
Everybody top to bottom, left to right, turn them inside out.
I think about it a lot.
But I really do.
I remember I was living with that guy who was at the shanty that was playing guitar.
He's on the football team.
I knew him from sports.
His name was Daniel Harmon.
And he went out there to California with me that first time.
And we were living on farms, and I was working for ganja farmers, working on horse farms, working for winemakers, all kind of people.
Just doing grunt work for them.
Doing the fence work.
They didn't want to do.
Moving soil for people.
You know what I mean?
Digging ditches.
Laying pipe across really hard rocky roads.
Anything anybody can do.
You just need broad backing to be young.
unidentified
Right.
charley crockett
But before I ever left Texas, I moved in with his sister.
And I remember, and she was just my friend.
I was never in a relationship with her or anything.
She was working at Silver City in West Dallas, the Gentleman's Club at 18, and making more money than anybody I'd ever seen.
The girl was 18, you know, and just making crazy, crazy money, and she let me rent a room from her and kind of gave me a deal and all that, and I ended up writing a song kind of about it more recently called Easy Money that I did with Shooter on the Lonesome Drifter record.
And that's kind of a thing, you know, if you're a poor kid from Texas, there's no such thing, you know, as easy money.
But I can't remember why I was telling you that, but it was hard on, I just remember like seeing, you'd see like young women working in strip clubs, making big money.
And the ones that I was around and have been around.
Very, very hard for that line of work, my line of work, your line of work, not to become addicted.
joe rogan
Yeah.
charley crockett
And I don't have a problem with a lot of the best artists I ever saw.
Struggled with addiction.
But in that way, I have been very fortunate.
Very, very fortunate.
joe rogan
How did you avoid it?
charley crockett
I don't know.
You know what it is, man?
I never had no kind of tolerance.
You know, I've always been like, And it's never changed.
I just felt it all, like, really strong, you know?
joe rogan
That's probably good.
charley crockett
Yeah.
joe rogan
Maybe it's a survival instinct, too.
charley crockett
I've never really thought about why, you know?
But I have considered it, because my brother's been through, you know, he did a lot of time in prison.
And, you know, my sister and my mama, you know what I mean, they both had their first kid, you know, when they were two.
A lot of it I do credit to my mama, you know.
It's like, you know, she told me something I remember that stuck with me.
I've been saying this all the time, Joe.
And, like, we had a lot of trouble in our family and a lot of people that we knew, a lot of dysfunction, a lot of trauma.
But when my mama kind of got out of that, she kind of is the person in the family.
That said, I'm going to change the trajectory of this line now in my generation.
And she didn't have an education.
She took herself back to school after I was born.
And cleaned up her act and got out of it.
And isolated me from a lot of that shit.
Which I think is a big part of the reason that I maybe didn't.
joe rogan
Right, you had a role model.
charley crockett
Yeah, I had a role model.
There was no male role models, not at home.
They were only pro athletes and coaches at school.
It's increasingly difficult for young men to find strong men of courage and vision that can help them grow into good men too.
It seems almost impossible these days.
It's unbelievable.
joe rogan
It's very difficult to find in your personal life.
charley crockett
It's hard, man.
joe rogan
You have to find it in other ways.
You have to find people online or people in the world.
charley crockett
I found it in athletes, in excellence in athletics.
Right.
joe rogan
Where the only way you can get there is hard work.
charley crockett
Yeah, and the odds are stacked against you, and it requires incredible focus.
I mean, I think that's why...
But what I wanted to say to you that my mama said, she said, what happened to you when you were young is not your fault.
But now you're a man, and it's your responsibility.
And I've been living off of that.
You know, for a long time, you know, because it's like, if you don't take responsibility at some point, man, it'll never leave you alone.
joe rogan
Right, you can't think that you're a victim.
Yeah, you can't think that it's not your fault.
You gotta take responsibility.
That's hard for people to accept when they know they've been victimized.
When they know they've been dealt a shitty hand of cards, you can just kind of wallow in it.
But that's a trap.
That's a trap that'll fuck you up.
It'll fuck up everybody around you, too.
charley crockett
Damn right.
joe rogan
Yeah, but it's a mindset thing.
It's like you can think your way out of that.
You have to have an example, though.
Either you have to be your own example, or you have to find an example of someone else who thought their way out of it.
charley crockett
And for my brother, for all the trouble that he's been in, in a way, I think he also was trying to help me.
You know, and so, you know, his hustle and his work ethic, in another sense, you know, was, that's been helpful to me too, you know, because I remember he used to hand out flyers and shit all over the place.
And when I'd be like a teenager, he'd be like, he'd be like, listen to me now.
If you leave an event at the other day that you're handing out flyers and you're flooding it with promotion, if you can even see that pavement underneath the, you know, pamphlets that you're handing out, you didn't promote it.
unidentified
Wow.
charley crockett
That's what he used to tell me.
I was like, 15, 16. That mentality came in handy for me because I was just a street performer, just an itinerant performer.
I did have to learn how to market myself.
Part of the reason that I was...
you know, you ever seen Moneyball?
Brad Pitt flick Moneyball?
joe rogan
Yeah.
charley crockett
Right?
joe rogan
Yeah.
charley crockett
How they, you know, they introduced that concept of looking at the data to like maximize the It's kind of a pumping
dump.
The thing about that, it works.
Like if somebody has a, you know, if somebody, like some of these guys, you mentioned Oliver Anthony and some of these guys, they have a viral hit out of nowhere.
They've never played a venue or anything in their life.
You know, it can happen really fast.
And then obviously there's tremendous challenges, you know, down the line trying to keep that, you know, astronomical.
You know, quick rise up there.
But back in the day, the business deals weren't any good.
You know that.
They were terrible.
What they were good about, though, in a lot of cases, was developing these artists on these rosters, even if they were taking advantage of these poor farm boys, taking advantage, you know, of, you know, poor black artists from the South or women or whatever.
Nobody was getting a good deal, basically.
But, you know, like guys like Willie Nelson.
And Waylon Jennings.
Those guys were making two, three records a year.
unidentified
Wow.
charley crockett
You know?
And you think about when Waylon breaks through, right, in the mid-70s, you know, as he's doing, you know, coming into his own in 1974, 1975.
I mean, how many records in is he at that point?
Wow.
He's, I mean, you know, Willie's red-headed stranger, which...
You know, those guys were 15, those guys were 15, 16, 17 records in, you know?
Aretha Franklin popped off on her 9th or 10th record.
unidentified
Wow.
charley crockett
You know?
And most of these...
unidentified
Right.
charley crockett
That's crazy to me.
joe rogan
That is crazy.
And what better way to develop than to just keep constantly producing new music and learn along the way?
charley crockett
In being neglected or misunderstood by the business when I was first dealing with it, it was really a blessing because I ended up making so many records, you know?
joe rogan
Yeah.
unidentified
The music business has always been so predatory.
joe rogan
But it's like, it's the way I describe a lot of things.
It's like when you get something that's good combined with a bunch of people that want to make money off that something that's good.
You know, whether it's medicine, or whether it's music, or even in comedy, you get the same thing.
You get a bunch of people that just think they can make money off you.
charley crockett
Man, I always thought comedy was the hardest.
I always figured it was the hardest.
Right?
Because you mean, like, you gotta make them laugh or they're gonna fucking kill you.
joe rogan
And you have new shit all the time.
charley crockett
There's nothing behind you.
There's not even a guitar covering you up.
joe rogan
Right.
charley crockett
It's crazy to me.
Just to watch all those guys do their bit and shit.
So, like, I was always amazed by even people going up at, like, the open mics and, like, trying out their routine.
That always terrified me.
joe rogan
It terrifies me still when I watch open mics.
I watch open mics and I watch someone bombing.
I gotta leave the room.
I fear that it's contagious.
If I was on the road and I didn't get to pick my opening acts, like if I was working at a club and they had some local act in Florida or something like that and the guy was fucking terrible, I would literally have to not listen.
I'd have to leave the room and just sort of time when I was going to go on stage so I could go on stage.
With a fresh mindset, I couldn't think that this audience had been poisoned by this guy's shitty comedy.
charley crockett
I get that.
joe rogan
You know what I mean?
It's terrible, and it's like you think that nothing could be funny.
He's hypnotized them into this mediocre state of mind.
Like, I can't listen.
I gotta hide.
charley crockett
Yeah, and it's crazy that they could have that.
That strong an effect on the audience like that that quick I mean somebody can be up there fucking it up like crazy musically Yeah, and you kind of get a pass, you know, right, you know poetic license or whatever Well, you know people it's tolerable if the guy's into it, you know He could be into his own music and you're like I'm not into it, but he's into it at least he's like doing his song if you're not indie if you're Doing comedy and the audience is not into it, you're fucked.
joe rogan
You're like really fucked.
You have to engage those people.
charley crockett
Yeah, I see that.
It's unbelievable.
joe rogan
You got to be connected to those people and you can't fake it.
Like you can't even be saying the words perfectly and not be thinking about it.
You have to be thinking about what you're saying.
They know.
They're little animals.
They smell you.
They know.
They know if you're faking it.
And you just gotta lock in, man.
And you gotta learn how to lock in.
It takes about 10 years.
It takes 10 years of eating shit.
Just fucking bombing and traveling around and opening up for people and barely getting by.
charley crockett
That's the same thing with music, though, about the 10-year deal, you know, the 10,000-hour thing.
There's no doubt about it.
joe rogan
I think it's probably almost everything.
charley crockett
Yeah.
joe rogan
Almost everything.
charley crockett
Anything you dedicate yourself to.
You know, you like Noam Chomsky?
joe rogan
Yeah, sure.
I like old Noam Chomsky.
When I listen to him today, I'm like, Jesus, stop talking.
charley crockett
Yeah, he's popping off, isn't he?
joe rogan
Well, he just went the COVID vaccine stuff.
He was out of his fucking mind.
He wanted people to be isolated and quarantined and taken away from society if they weren't willing to take this fucking experimental shit.
charley crockett
I haven't kept up with him in recent years.
joe rogan
Well, he's old, right?
And old people, unfortunately, also, he's an academic.
So academics tend to trust experts in whatever field they're in.
And if he doesn't have an understanding—he has a deep understanding of how compromised people are politically by money.
And he's written some brilliant work on essentially the way the media is compromised and the way politics are compromised.
I don't think he applied that same skepticism towards the pharmaceutical-industrial complex.
charley crockett
Which is strange.
joe rogan
Well, people have their blind spots.
charley crockett
Yeah, we all do.
joe rogan
And they trust experts.
And if he, you know, he's got experts that are academics and you trust them.
And also he's old.
And old people get real scared of diseases.
They get real scared because they know how fucking vulnerable they are.
All the people that I knew that were old had the craziest reaction to COVID.
Terrified.
Even my own parents tried to, you know, talk them through some of the stuff.
They didn't want to hear it.
They only wanted to listen to doctors.
I'm like, I don't think this is what they're telling you.
charley crockett
Yeah.
Doctors are crazy.
They got a cabinet full of pills that they've been sold to sell you.
joe rogan
And they're incentivized.
That's what's really crazy.
When I found that out, I learned so much during the pandemic about the medical industry where I just thought they were there.
I'm so naive.
I didn't even realize that hospitals are privately owned.
I thought these were things set up by the government to make sure that people can get healed.
charley crockett
Right.
joe rogan
I thought it was all about making people better.
charley crockett
They're not public.
The closest thing to public is if they're owned by a religious organization, a church.
Isn't that crazy?
joe rogan
It's crazy.
It's crazy, and they're just fucking shuffling people in and out, trying to prescribe them as many things, and they're financially incentivized to prescribe things.
And then they have extreme overhead because they have liability insurance, they have student loan debt, and they have, you know, a high overhead to keep their practice running.
charley crockett
Where's Bernie Sanders when you need him?
joe rogan
Yeah.
charley crockett
Well, no, see, so I had open heart surgery right here in Austin to fix a valve here.
What was wrong with your heart?
Well, I was born with Parkinson's white disease.
It's an electrical issue in your heart.
Basically, like...
All this electricity is moving through it all the time.
You know, like a semiconductor or whatever.
And there was like a section of it that was like misfiring and it would cause an arrhythmia with me.
And when I was a kid in South Texas, we were told that was all I knew about.
And we were told that it was an annoyance.
Because I almost died a couple times when I was really, really young from it.
And, you know, my mama noticed and saved my life a couple times by getting, driving in, you know, into the city there in the San Benito and them hooking me up to all the wires and saving me.
Anyways, they told me as I got older that it would just, I could get, you know, an ablation for it where they apply heat basically and close this electrical.
Channel that's stuck in a loop or whatever But it but it wasn't life-threatening And then I got out here, you know, I was on the street for years And then when I was coming off the street Through kind of blues jams and I had been you know,
I was working on Gondra farms and it started selling, you know Weed in the mail and all that to kind of get off street buy myself some better clothes Get myself a good guitar and amp and all that started showing up at blues jams and then I could like you know because everything takes money you know like Problem with being a street player was even go play the open mics that have a two damn drink minimum And they'd see my crazy ass come in and knew knew that I was You know pretty wild and they didn't have any money and it didn't smell and I didn't smell good So
they really didn't like me for the longest time or whatever.
But through blues jams, I started leading bands and bars.
Deep Ellum, first gig I ever got.
And Austin was right there at Darwin's Pub, you know, on 6th Street, playing kind of solo in the afternoon.
It was the only guy, CJ was the only guy that gave me a gig, even on 6th Street.
I always owed him for that.
He was giving me 50 bucks.
He wanted me to get paid out of the well whiskey and those...
Those gyros or whatever the hell he's got over there.
Anyway, I get on the road.
I get an agent.
I was standing out of Green Hall handing CDs out on a street corner because I couldn't get into the show.
Handed a guy a CD.
His name's Evan Felker.
I didn't know who he was at the time, but he's the front man for Turnpike Troubadours.
I gave him a CD.
Well, he took it home and he listened to it with his then girlfriend and now wife.
And lo and behold, his agent, John Folk, called me up and started booking me.
And then that's when I started playing the old Red Dirt, I like to call it the Hank Williams circuit, you know, the kind of old country chitlin circuit.
John Folk had kind of inherited it from like Buddy Lee attractions from an earlier generation.
It goes all the way back to Lucky Moeller and that old South Circuit that all the...
And then they, you know, then Coke and Pepsi came in, you know, CAA and William Morris and Wazerman and bought it all off, you know, bought it all out.
And you had no choice.
I mean, they were going to part it out no matter what.
And that's the way that it works, right?
When you get Coca-Cola's attention, right?
And they show up and they're like, good job.
You're taking some of our money away from us.
We're going to buy you out, son.
I think you can refuse them once or twice, and they'll come back with a better deal, right?
After that, if you keep turning them down, then they put all their energy into knocking you out.
That's what I mean.
As long as Coke doesn't change the flavor of Coca-Cola, right, they can...
unidentified
Right.
charley crockett
So I'm on that circuit working my ass off.
200 and whatever shows a year for a bunch of years in a row, playing all over the place.
Seems like sometimes we play 21 nights in a row out there, you know, for shit kickers at Bonita Creek Hall and punk rock clubs in New Jersey and shit, you know?
Playing at the fucking, you know, Saint?
That little club, the Saint in Asbury Park?
It's like a 40 cap, man.
It's a badass place.
Anyway, I was like blacking out.
I moved up to a bus and shit, and I was like, I was getting really lightheaded.
And I'd be sitting in the back of the bus, and I would be so lightheaded.
I'd be blacking out a lot, right?
Just sitting there.
Short of breath, but I just thought, you know, I'm grinding.
I'm playing all these shows.
I'm going as hard as you can go.
Taking potions.
Just doing all this dumb shit.
Working hard.
And I was playing at the old Shady Grove here in town that's now closed down.
It was the KGSR radio thing.
Marsha Millam put it on or whatever and then it turned into ACL radio and then Shady Grove closed down there on Barton Springs or wherever.
But I played it a handful of times.
First time I played it, there was nobody there.
Second time I played it, it was packed and I had Willie's old There it is.
somehow this guy gets it.
I shouldn't call him a shyster, but he definitely shits at me.
joe rogan
That's a shyster then.
charley crockett
Yeah, yeah.
The music business is crazy because it's so...
Here it is.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Wow.
charley crockett
That's the one, man.
Yeah, that's the one.
On the other side, it says, driven only by the finest bass players.
Wow.
Because somebody in the band always drove those old buses.
I had that bus.
I used that bus exclusively for about a year or whatever.
And we get off the stage at Shady Grove, and my heart had gone out of rhythm.
How do I just say this?
I almost died in the back of that bus.
I end up finding because it won't go...
My arrhythmia is out.
It's going out, and it's getting harder and harder to get back in, to shock it back into normal rhythm.
And I just kept ignoring it because somebody told me in South Texas in the 80s not to worry about it.
Anyway.
Anyway, And I had to get surgery.
The point, long round point that I'm making to you about medical industry that I learned the hard way, man, is like, no one's advocating for you.
Only you.
You have to be your own advocate.
They don't give a fuck.
You know?
They don't.
Like, they were just going to automatically put a mechanical valve in my heart, right?
Automatically.
Didn't present any other options.
Anything.
Right?
And I get there on the American Heart Association webpage or whatever because I didn't have insurance at the time or anything.
Nothing.
The only reason that they covered me at the time was the Affordable Care Act and I had the right window where they could not deny me.
Otherwise, I don't know what I would have done.
And that is absolutely an imperfect system.
Right?
I just didn't have health insurance.
So here they are covering me, and probably because I don't have money and they're dealing with, you know, how it is, you know, American business practices or whatever.
They're like, here's this mechanical valve.
And I go and look it up, Joe, and it's like, you know, if you have a mechanical valve, you automatically are on blood thinner the rest of your life.
Automatically.
No matter what.
And that's just how it's going to be.
It lasts twice as long as a prosthetic valve, which I had not heard of at that point.
But that was the whole thing.
This can last up to 20 years.
But guess what?
You have like 300% higher risk of a stroke with a mechanical valve as a bioprosthetic cow valve.
And then the third thing was that you can hear that thing clicking.
You can hear the valve.
Ticking.
joe rogan
My buddy Everlast has one of those.
charley crockett
Really?
joe rogan
Yeah, he could go like this.
charley crockett
You can hear it.
And I was reading about that, and man, I'm like neurotic like I knew.
I'm like, I'll never get over it.
So that's when I found out about the bovine cow valve.
joe rogan
So it's made out of a cow?
charley crockett
Yeah.
Edwards Scientific makes it.
I carry a little card around in my wallet with the tag of...
unidentified
Wow.
charley crockett
You know?
How long does that last?
They're supposed to last around 10 years.
And I had mine done right there at Seton, you know, Seton Medical there on 38th in January 2019.
So we're coming back around to it.
joe rogan
So you have to get another operation?
charley crockett
Yeah, but what they did is they put a...
The medical industry is, I think, really fucked up and really predatory, totally profit-driven, and people's health and preventative well-being and all that, we don't give a fuck about that in this country.
There's no money to be made off of people taking care of themselves and eating right and being preventative.
There's nothing in that.
The part about it that is amazing, though, even in the kind of insanity of all the land of cheap traders, is the technological advancements.
The technological advancements in the medical field, though not really, you know, available to the common person, they are incredible advancements.
Right.
So it's like they're moving so quickly that by the time I need to get another one, I don't think they'll.
They could do it at that time.
It was just more experimental and they didn't want to do it.
They were only doing it on really high-risk older patients.
But I think it's already kind of gone more mainstream from where when they cut me open to if I did it right now, I could probably get around cutting it.
joe rogan
So they're going through an artery?
charley crockett
Yeah.
joe rogan
And then what do they have to do to it?
charley crockett
Well, so with me, what was happening was is I had to get the ablation first before I could deal with aortic valve disease is what it's called.
And what it basically is is that over your aorta, there's these three valves that sit over the top of your aorta that they look like a Mercedes symbol is what they look like.
It's like the best example.
It really looks like a Mercedes symbol.
And some people...
Some people are born with two of the three fused together or just one missing altogether.
And it turned out that I was missing one.
It's like a leaky carburetor, you know?
So as the time goes, that old carburetor in that truck over time, it's just leaking more and more and more.
joe rogan
Wow.
charley crockett
You know?
And, I mean, I just got lucky, man, because I was, like, in the back of that fucking bus, and there was this lady driving us back then that, like...
That was going to heal me.
That shit didn't work.
And she doesn't drive me anymore.
Get yourself a good bus driver.
You have to get a good bus driver or you'll never get good sleep.
joe rogan
Yeah, because you'll be freaking out.
You'd be thinking, what if this person falls asleep?
charley crockett
Yeah, there's a lot of them.
joe rogan
Especially the late night drives?
charley crockett
Oh, man.
joe rogan
Ooh, late night drives are scary.
That highway starts hypnotizing you.
charley crockett
There was this guy, there was a video going around.
He drove us around for a little bit.
And there was this video passing around the industry, this guy they called Jimbo.
And it was this bus driver that was like, you know, just a speed freak.
And it was like this video of him where he was like on whatever he was on.
Somebody had recorded him and they'd put a phone up or something because they knew it was nuts and he was having one of those fucking methamphetamine freakouts driving the bus down the road and it was getting all passed around the industry and I saw it because he was driving us at the time.
I remember we woke up somewhere in New Mexico one morning because we were going on this road all of a sudden and I get up and I go to the front of the bus and we're like on some Fucking two-track, you know, Caliche fucking dirt road that was like behind a gate in a bus, that bus, right?
And I get up there, and he's looking all crazy, and the door handle, the inside door handle, the bus had been pulled off and shit.
It was crazy, man.
When we got back down here in Texas, man, I never saw a fool again.
unidentified
Jesus Christ.
joe rogan
Well, you got to think, if you're driving buses all through the night, There's a high likelihood you're on amphetamines.
charley crockett
Yeah, exactly.
High likelihood.
joe rogan
For the business, it's probably the best way to stay awake.
charley crockett
Oh, no doubt about it.
joe rogan
Yeah.
And then, obviously, that shit's very addictive.
And you need it.
This band has to get to Cincinnati.
They gotta get to Cincinnati.
It's an eight-hour drive.
There's only one way to do it.
We gotta drive through the night.
charley crockett
That's why all the old performers were all on pills, you know?
They were getting prescribed that shit by the doctor.
joe rogan
Yeah.
charley crockett
You know?
joe rogan
Oh, yeah.
Does this give you a greater appreciation for life, the value of life, like knowing you almost lost it?
charley crockett
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
I hadn't thought about I hadn't really thought about it before, you know?
joe rogan
Of course.
Everybody feels invulnerable when you're young.
charley crockett
Yeah.
joe rogan
Especially if you're young and you're living that wild.
You know, transient, moving around, no roots.
charley crockett
When I was in my 20s, I guess I really, looking back now, I was like, man, I was young.
I thought I could live like that forever.
I thought I could live hand in mouth and, you know, sleep in people's pastures and, you know, do the gentleman hobo thing forever.
But, you know, I was 26. There's something romantic about that too, right?
Yeah.
I loved it.
I wouldn't take it back, man.
I mean, like, you know, I believe that, you know, I think mental slavery is something that is real.
But so much of it is us.
We do it to ourselves, you know?
joe rogan
Yeah.
charley crockett
And so that's what I was going to say about Chomsky.
I haven't kept up with him in years.
But I remember something he said a long time ago that stuck with me where he was talking about American consumerism over the last hundred years.
It really kind of illuminated my mind.
He was saying, there are people working really, really, really hard to eliminate your sense of purpose for the explicit goal.
Of making you a more efficient consumer, right?
All human beings live for and desire a life of purpose.
joe rogan
Purpose.
charley crockett
It doesn't matter what it is.
Something that you can dedicate yourself to.
The 10,000 hours, the 10 years.
It can be, you know, anything.
Wood making or your buddy with this ancient tooth that he's carving into this beautiful piece of art You know?
90s radio just Blasting my brain as a kid.
that like it's like so much programming is so hard for me to watch because you know that it's only a vehicle for the commercials right right so whenever i'm watching something and as soon as i think that it's not that good
I feel like I killed a lot of the false version of me that I was becoming that I only realized when I walked away from Crystal City.
You know what I mean?
And then I really started becoming me.
That's when I really started becoming me.
joe rogan
A lot of people are prisoners to that their whole life because the only value they place is in how much stuff they're able to acquire.
That's the only value that they see in life.
They look at numbers on a ledger.
They look at numbers in their bank account.
And they look at the stuff they're willing to acquire or that they're able to acquire.
charley crockett
Right.
joe rogan
And that's their only measure of success in this life.
charley crockett
Yeah, the very definition of the word rich has changed so much over the last, you know, 100 years.
You know, it's kind of moved entirely.
It really, richness wasn't a material idea, you know, but it, You know, richness of life, fullness of life.
Right.
joe rogan
Fulfillment.
charley crockett
Fulfillment.
joe rogan
Purpose.
Health.
charley crockett
Community.
joe rogan
Family.
Friends.
Real life.
But so many people, they forego all that.
They'll throw everything out the window just for the numbers.
For numbers, and they think they're successful.
charley crockett
I mean, it's the way that it's being run, you know, like, I mean...
All this free social media shit ain't free.
joe rogan
No.
You give up your attention.
Your attention is very, very valuable.
Your data and your attention.
Yeah, your privacy.
charley crockett
The Transparent Society.
But man, y 'all pulled up that AI stuff.
I remember, I won't tell you the whole thing, but I was playing on the street in Europe when I was younger.
I'd met a guy down on the Lower East Side.
He's a Danish jazz singer.
And he would show up over in the States a couple times a year, and he was doing really well there in Denmark, and the state really sponsors the arts there in a big way, and it's a small country, high quality of life.
He really had it made over there, and when he was coming over to the States to play music, it was almost more of a leisure thing for him.
Benjamin Agerbach is his name.
Great singer.
great jazz singer.
And he'd show up at the open mics and all this shit.
And he, I think he really, And he eventually helped me get over to Europe.
And I played the club circuit in Copenhagen for like six weeks or whatever.
And I was really rough around the edges.
And the American novelty in the folk, in blues clubs around Copenhagen wore off really quick.
And I wound up back on the street, but this time in Europe.
And as soon as I started playing on the street in Copenhagen, man, then being a real Texan in Europe in front of tourists on the street, man, that's when I started making money.
It was crazy.
My money, like, quadrupled.
Because all of a sudden, I was like a truly exotic.
Texas is exotic.
And everywhere you go in the world, it means something, right?
They either want to shake your hand or they step back.
And it doesn't matter where you go in the world.
There's not an inch of the world that hadn't heard of Texas.
And so musically, I think culturally it means something, no matter what.
And to play music and be a Texan is worth a lot on its own.
You know what I mean?
It's a big part of it, is just being a Texan.
Gary Clark Jr. learning how to hold his own.
Under the tradition of Austin blues players in Texas, guitar slingers, I mean, it's second to none in the world, you know?
So if you've seen them live, you know what it is.
But I remember seeing, like, there were no self-checkouts at grocery stores and shit in the United States back then.
unidentified
Not one.
charley crockett
And then I was like...
and I went down there.
I'm glad I didn't think about it, man, because the language barrier was really difficult.
And I didn't really realize it until I was pulling into the city, you know?
And actually, there was an Algerian guy who spoke English that was like, man, go to Montmartre.
Go to Les Sacré-Cœur.
Go to Les Sacré-Cœur.
That's where the tourists are, whatever.
And I kind of learned how to hustle tourists with gypsies, kind of, that were using me kind of as a decoy on the steps.
And I thought, this is great.
These gypsies love me.
And I'm sitting there playing.
And while I'm playing, I realize that I'm just a distraction while they're pickpocketing these tourists.
It was a good trip.
Of course, I didn't say anything.
Also, I didn't stick with them too much.
But the automation thing, you know?
Europe is way ahead of us on all of that because in a lot of ways America when you try to like analyze America against Europe and But we're more similar to Latin or South America in a lot of ways, with just how big the country is.
You know, and, you know, the, you know.
Because the country's so big, we got the states that are divided up, all that type of shit, those kind of technologies to hit the people and become mainstream, it's a slower process here, right?
And one of the things about the pandemic that is obvious to me now is a lot of people realized that they could speed that up.
I think they'd been trying to eliminate the risks.
And what's the word?
Externalizing costs, right?
How do we get these machines in here and these people out?
And we've probably jumped ahead in that process in America a decade or more in just a couple of years.
And I just remember, this was probably 2010.
You'd go into a grocery store in Paris, and there was only one person.
Working there and everything else was self-checkout.
And that was years before I saw it here.
And then you think about the way that that's hitting in every single industry in America.
joe rogan
Yeah.
charley crockett
Right?
joe rogan
Well, it's so easy for people to be completely disconnected from other people now.
You know, you don't have to interact.
You know, and that's part of it, and if they don't have to pay people, they can maximize their profits, and then it becomes a very impersonal experience.
charley crockett
Soylent Green is coming, baby.
joe rogan
It's coming.
charley crockett
You seen that movie?
joe rogan
Yeah.
charley crockett
It's a good movie, man.
joe rogan
It's a good movie.
It's a scary fucking movie.
charley crockett
Yeah.
joe rogan
Well, I think all the dystopian movies about the future, they undersold it.
It's gonna get real weird real soon.
And because automation is not just going to apply to self-checkout.
It's going to apply to everything.
All that truck driving shit, that's all gone.
That's going to be gone.
charley crockett
Right.
joe rogan
It's all going to be self-driving trucks.
And they're going to be more efficient, less accidents, safer.
charley crockett
Just remember those big business people.
Just remember those people.
I know a whole lot of people who have relied on undocumented workers.
In this state, for decades, voting against the very thing that they were using themselves this entire time.
How are you going to rely on undocumented workers?
Right.
Yourself.
joe rogan
Right.
charley crockett
You ain't paying taxes on it.
You're not, you know, those people got no safety net or anything.
joe rogan
Right.
charley crockett
And then, you know, here comes the, that's where it's going to happen.
You know, I'm not saying just as a negative thing.
Like, I think you can already see.
In social media, I do think there's this exhaustion, even in the youth, with this monolith, you know, with this thing.
joe rogan
The phones.
charley crockett
Yeah, you know, and I've been saying that in the music business, like in country music, you know, like Mark Twain said, history doesn't repeat, it rhymes.
joe rogan
Right.
charley crockett
You know, and so it's like...
that you can't use your band, you can't choose your studio, right?
Like, any of that.
Like, Waylon, you have to think how crazy that is.
You couldn't use your band, and you couldn't even pick the studio.
You couldn't produce.
You didn't have creative control at all.
Waylon's the guy that breaks through that wall.
joe rogan
How did he do it?
charley crockett
I think a couple of ways.
It's the yin and yang of Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings.
They were both on RCA.
Willie was...
Stapleton made his career as a songwriter early on, you know, and that's what catapulted.
Really, for everything, you know, that he's got going on now, there's a really great foundation there of a guy that's spent his whole life writing songs.
And that's what Willie did, you know.
So Willie actually had success pretty early when he got to Nashville with, you know, songs like Nightlife and Crazy and all that kind of stuff.
Baron Young and Patsy Cline and these kinds of really big artists were cutting his songs pretty early on, right?
But he was so weird to the establishment at the time.
So, you know, kind of had this like philosophical thing to his writing that was going over the heads of the hillbilly deal.
So he was really neglected as a...
Waylon was more favored, actually, by like Chet Atkins and them.
But like, you'd be number one on the country charts in Nashville in the mid-60s and be in debt.
unidentified
Wow.
charley crockett
You know, that's what Waylon said.
Waylon was like, man, I'd be number one all the time and I was fucking dead broke.
You know, it's like, man, they got you out there seven nights a week and you're coming back and Lucky Moeller's telling them that you owe him fucking 10 grand.
You know, that was...
Willie ends up leaving RCA.
They're over him.
He leaves RCA because Jerry Wexler is coming down and A&R and Texans out of this progressive Central Texas scene of that era that was so unique.
And it happened then and just totally unique.
The whole scene, everything here, the movement, the hippies and the cowboys, where everybody could hear in the capital of Texas, It was weird, but they were in the same rooms.
We're still doing that here, you know, which is what I'm really proud of, you know, and glad that this town never turned into Nashville or LA or any of those towns.
The best thing that ever happened to us is that the business didn't grow up like that.
unidentified
Right.
charley crockett
I really do believe that because it's allowed our unique culture to continue to grow, even if it's, like I said, and sometimes it's good to be neglected by that machine.
unidentified
For sure.
charley crockett
But so Willie leaves, Jerry Wexler pulls him out of there because RCA doesn't give a fuck about him anyway, right?
He goes to Atlantic, sells 400,000 records.
The boys up in New York don't even realize there's a country division.
After Willie sells 400,000 records, which is a lot, right?
They close the division.
And that's when Willie lands at Columbia.
And he's having success.
Well, they were starting to think that Waylon was past his prime, too.
But then Willie's blowing up on the other label.
And Willie and Waylon got the same manager at the time, Neil Reshin.
And what's Reshin doing?
Reshin's leveraging it all.
And so Waylon was about to leave RCA.
And they doubled down and matched.
Kind of Willie's deal because they didn't want to lose Waylon.
And Waylon was like, I'm only Stan.
I've got to be producing my own records.
I've got to be my band and I've got to pick the place that I'm playing.
And he manages to do that.
So it's not just Waylon.
It's Willie and Waylon together.
That's why they're so tied together, you know, is these two guys that – You know what I mean?
Because you'd be in Nashville, it's still like this now.
When I got signed to Nashville by 30 Tigers, it was purely because John Folk was my agent.
And those guys, they'd tell you this themselves.
They didn't understand what I was doing.
and they didn't get it.
I was only put...
Openly saying, I don't understand this.
Right?
which at least they're being honest about, you know?
But then what they would do that was so weird is, like, they'd give you – Like a tenth of that, you know, kind of on the independent, alt-country, Americana circuit.
But what frustrated me about it, Joe, was that they're only giving you a tenth of money, but they're behaving like major labels with these two-year record cycles.
That just kills an artist that hasn't broken through.
It just kills you.
That's a 100% Industry model because they can always get another horse.
You know what I mean?
They can always get another horse.
They bet on 10 young guys and one of those amateur realists blows up.
They're good.
But you're never going to get a Waylon Jennings out of that model.
It's not going to happen.
mean it's not it's not gonna happen you know and so how did but how did Waylon get Because Willie left, right?
Because Willie left, and all of a sudden, Waylon was really going to leave.
That's all of a sudden.
joe rogan
That was his leverage.
charley crockett
They gave him everything.
They gave him everything, and everything was changing.
Everything was changing in Nashville.
we're talking about when I say like 1974 here, you got to think about it.
You know, this is America in Vietnam.
I am.
This is America coming out of the 60s.
It's coming.
Everything was...
you know what I mean and then by the time we get to the 80s you know it's like this level of like pop culture and like American pop culture as a global export Kind of in the 80s and 90s.
Nashville was such an old system.
It's kind of like in country music today.
One of the reasons everybody's sprinting into it.
Right?
It's because it's like one of the only places left where there's like loyalty, long-term loyalty in the fan base compared to like, you know, what happened with pop music in the last 20 years with pop and hip-hop and all that.
I mean, every one of those guys called me at one point and were like, I want to get into country music because you got loyal fans.
unidentified
Wow.
charley crockett
All hip-hop industry guys.
joe rogan
Wow.
charley crockett
All of them.
Every last one of them.
And they've had success with a whole bunch of guys since then.
I just didn't do it.
joe rogan
Well, country music has always been connected to authenticity.
charley crockett
Yeah.
joe rogan
And that's the reason why you keep the loyal fans.
charley crockett
That's right.
joe rogan
Because people know that it's real.
charley crockett
That's right.
joe rogan
Whether it's Coulter Wall or whoever it is, it's authentic.
You hear it and you go, this is not mass produced.
This is not a bunch of executives sitting around looking at a focus group trying to figure out what's going to hit.
charley crockett
That's right.
joe rogan
Yeah.
charley crockett
Man, you mentioned Coulter.
I wanted to say this.
Something I wanted to bring up with the Willie and Waylon thing, and I've been meaning to tell Coulter this, so I'll just tell him on your show.
So we were both on the 30 Tigers roster for years.
I met Coulter out at Willie's Ranch goddamn 10 years ago, right?
And he's one of my favorites.
I've always loved his songwriting.
I mean, everything he puts out is great.
Don't you agree?
joe rogan
Yeah, I love him.
charley crockett
Special, you know, really special.
joe rogan
Jamie turned me on to him when I heard Kate McKinnon the first time.
charley crockett
Jamie Johnson?
joe rogan
No, Jamie, this Jamie.
charley crockett
Oh, this Jamie.
joe rogan
Yeah.
He texted me and he's like, you're going to love this guy.
charley crockett
Yeah.
joe rogan
He sent me that song.
I was like, holy shit.
When I found out he was 21 when he made that song, I was like, you got to be kidding me.
That sounds like a 60-year-old chain smoker.
charley crockett
Man, it bowled us all over.
And you know what's funny, man?
He's just getting better.
unidentified
Yeah.
charley crockett
You know, he is.
joe rogan
He's incredible.
charley crockett
Here's something about that.
I told him I need to.
I'm going to.
I wanted to buy him a pickup truck as a gift for this.
This is why.
So he was on the roster.
I was on the roster.
And I started way down at the back of the line.
Right?
And made a lot of records.
And more and more of the labels are calling.
And each record I'm putting out is doing better than the previous one.
And there's more money and promotion going into each album.
But a lot of outside guys are calling.
All the coastal labels are calling.
New York and L.A. are all over me.
Culture ends up pulling up stakes and going to RCA.
And he didn't just go to RCA.
He took everything with him.
He took the whole catalog over there.
And I wasn't really aware of that.
I didn't know what was going on.
And RCA, they had hollered at me through one of their A&R guys or whatever.
Their big guys were never really interested in me out there, right?
So they weren't one of the ones that was really hot on me.
But David Macias at 30 Tigers, very similar to...
And when he left, all of a sudden, those guys, because he took everything with him, were about to lose me, and they fucking handed the keys over to me.
You know what I mean?
Because, and I think a lot of it had to do with the fact that Coulter had left and just took everything.
And so that ended up happening on a record cycle for me for an album called $10 Cowboy.
And I was this close to going to, you know, the New York boys.
And Macias comes in last minute and beats them all on the royalty rate, on the money, on everything.
Right?
I guess what I'm saying is culture's kind of my Willie Nelson.
Appreciate you, bud.
You're doing good.
joe rogan
Yeah, he won't do podcasts.
I try to get him in.
charley crockett
Yeah, I know.
joe rogan
He sent me a bunch of records, sent me some cool shit, said sorry, but no.
charley crockett
Yeah.
joe rogan
But, I mean, that's probably better.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
I mean, he wants to just be as authentic as possible.
The dude spends time actually working on a ranch.
charley crockett
Well, that's what he loves to do.
joe rogan
Yeah.
charley crockett
You ever been up there to Saskatchewan?
joe rogan
No.
charley crockett
Man, it's in their blood.
joe rogan
Yeah.
charley crockett
That's what that land is.
That's what they do up there.
joe rogan
Yeah.
charley crockett
I've been right through Saskatoon, even that big town there, you know, and I guess he's not too far down south from there, but, like, it's a – Yeah.
joe rogan
Well, it's in his music, clearly.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
joe rogan
You know, I mean, that guy screams authenticity.
charley crockett
Yep, he does.
And he grew up on, you know, Waylon and all that stuff, you know, and all the cowboy and all the, you know, he knows that cowboy music probably better than anybody.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Yeah, well, that's the thing that when you're talking about these hip-hop artists and pop artists, that's what they feel.
You know, all artists, I mean, even someone who's a pop artist, what do they want to be?
They want something that resonates with people.
They want something that really connects with people.
You know, and if they think the vehicle to doing that is a hip-hop song, they'll take that route.
But then they'll hear something like Kate McKinnon, like, God.
Damn.
That's what I really want to do.
charley crockett
You can't duplicate that.
The only way to do that is to live it.
joe rogan
Yeah, it's got to be real.
Just like I was talking about with comedy, they have to know that you're really thinking that.
It's something in music, too.
They have to know that this is...
You know that it's coming from someone's mind and their soul.
It's coming from their life experience.
It's who they are as a human being.
This is their art.
This is a true expression of their being.
And that's what makes people loyal.
charley crockett
Those pop artists just want to take a picture standing next to authenticity.
joe rogan
Yeah, they do.
Well, they want to be it, but they don't know how to get there, and they don't know how to do it, and they've never lived it, and they've been paying attention to all the polls and the focus groups, and they've been listening to the executives, and they've been taking the advances and driving the Mercedes.
They're doing all the shit that leads you down the wrong path.
And then one day you realize, like, fuck.
It's not what I want, you know?
It's interesting, because it's like, you know, there's always going to be these examples of something that pops through that's real, that people gravitate towards, and then there's always going to be these people trying to capitalize on it and make money off of it and trying to figure out how to recreate it in an inauthentic way.
It's not possible.
That's the one thing that might save us from this AI shit.
charley crockett
Yeah, exactly.
joe rogan
Because AI is going to create a bunch of really catchy songs, you know?
But it's never going to create an Oliver Anthony song.
It's never going to create hard times.
It's never going to create some of your shit.
It's not going to.
It's got to come from a real human being.
And there's a thing that people are always going to want.
You're always going to want something that you know a real human being made.
There's something in it.
That's why this building's filled with art.
I love looking at something that somebody made.
It came from their soul.
It came from whoever they are as a human.
They laid it down, whether it's music or whether it's art, comedy, whatever it is.
That's coming from a human being.
we're always going to want to be connected to that.
charley crockett
Yeah, I was looking at you saying that with your...
joe rogan
Yeah, yeah.
I stole it from Jimmy.
When we first started doing it.
charley crockett
The greats never reveal their sources.
No.
joe rogan
I couldn't help it.
charley crockett
I'm just kidding.
joe rogan
I had to.
Well, it's obvious.
I had to give it up.
charley crockett
It wasn't obvious to me, man.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm kind of slow.
joe rogan
Well, I had to give it up.
It's like, but you know.
charley crockett
Austin, Texas or Bust, it says right there.
joe rogan
I used to listen to.
Jimmy all the time on the way to the Comedy Store.
It was like Jimmy and Led Zeppelin.
I'd listen to A Whole Lotta Love and If Six Was Nine.
I'd listen to that all the time on the way down Laurel Canyon.
charley crockett
Can you imagine how crazy that must have sounded coming through the radio or coming through people's sound systems in America in the late 60s?
joe rogan
Well, my friend Phil Hartman.
When he was a kid, he used to work at the Whiskey.
He was like, you know, like a grip.
And it was his job.
The speakers were precariously placed on the edge of the stage.
And Jimmy performed there.
And it was his job to stand there and make sure that Jimmy didn't kick over the speaker into the audience.
So he stood right there while Hendrix played right above him.
And the way he talked about it, man, it was just, to him, it was like this magical moment.
Because I think he was a teenager at the time.
And it was...
No, he was just working for the club.
You know, he was just a guy that was hired to work there, you know, just a kid.
And he was basically literally just there to make sure the speaker doesn't fall into the ground.
And, you know, Jimmy was playing right above him.
Just right there.
He said it was incredible.
It was insane.
He said it was just like this magical moment.
Because Jimmy live.
You know, there's something about seeing someone live.
You know, like I was talking about when I saw Gary play Midnight Rider.
There's something live.
And I was with my oldest daughter, and we were at this downtown L.A. club.
And it was like a Monday or Tuesday night.
It was a weeknight, and it was a midnight show.
It was like a real late night show.
And it was sponsored by an alcohol company.
I wish I could remember the company.
But they put together this very small show.
And it was just, it was a total impromptu session.
And Suzanne, my friend Suzanne Santo, who's the lead singer of Honey Honey at the time, she's incredibly talented.
She was singing it and she didn't know the exact words.
So she had a...
So she's singing Midnight Rider off her phone and Gary's in the background.
And I recorded it on my phone.
See if you can find it, Jamie.
unidentified
I have somebody else's version.
charley crockett
Oh, shit.
unidentified
That's what I'm talking about right there.
Jameson.
joe rogan
It was Jameson.
unidentified
It was Jameson.
joe rogan
Come on!
unidentified
I just love when he gets into it.
Yeah.
charley crockett
Blues will never go out of style.
unidentified
Woo!
guitar solo
guitar solo Come on, Gary.
joe rogan
Let's go.
unidentified
What the hell?
Oh.
Are we out of lyrics?
charley crockett
That's a nice jacket, G. Yeah.
Oh, that's it, yeah.
joe rogan
Jamie, see if you can find Midnight Rider on my Instagram.
I know it's on there.
I want to play that part because it was fucking insane.
It was just one of those magical moments where you see someone perform live.
There's just something about, There it is.
That's it.
unidentified
That's it.
Oh, yeah.
joe rogan
you See how she's looking at her phone?
She had to read the lyrics off her phone.
charley crockett
They're all doing that now.
It's crazy.
joe rogan
She had to because she didn't know exactly the lyrics.
charley crockett
What if you didn't have this fucking thing, though?
Then you might have to remember them.
joe rogan
Well, she would have had to get a piece of paper.
charley crockett
Or make some shit up.
joe rogan
Yeah, make some shit up.
charley crockett
Man, you know, listening to Gary do that, and you talking about how much you love Stevie Ray Vaughan, it just, you know, it reminds me.
It's like, you know, this, to me, it's like, you know.
Because if you're in Texas, all that shit over there on the other side of Mississippi, it goes away for us.
There's a brashness, there's a boldness in any sound, whether it's coming out of honky-tonk or coming out of a blues joint.
In Texas, it's a totally different sound.
You know, it's like Billy Gibbons talked about this a lot, you know, like when those guys were trying to break through on the national scene, the idea of Texas is just a total stigma, right?
It's all hillbillies, it's all provincial, you know, and all this shit, you know, and so it's like you go to Nashville or whatever and it's all Appalachia.
It's all, you know what I mean?
And that's the thing.
But one thing you can't explain away is place, right?
You can't explain away region, right?
Like, you are from where you're from.
joe rogan
Yeah.
charley crockett
Gary Clark Jr. is from right here.
joe rogan
Yeah.
charley crockett
And he fucking sounds like it.
You know what I mean?
unidentified
Yeah.
charley crockett
He sounds like it.
And it's like, it's not that it's rock, blues, soul, country, whatever.
It's Texas.
And what happens with Texans of any background, right?
They discount you, for sure.
Look at us as provincial, right?
I mean, people got some ideas about what Texas is who have never stepped foot in the state.
That's not any different than, you know, people who've never been to California claiming to be an expert on it.
Right?
And so it's like, there's two roads for a Texas artist.
You either let somebody in Nashville or New York or LA convince you to lose your accent, you know, wash the Texas off, do it our way.
Or, which is the only way, is to take your brand of Texas to the world.
Whatever it is.
Whether it's Gary or Selena or anybody.
joe rogan
Stevie Ray Vaughan.
charley crockett
Stevie Ray Vaughan, man.
joe rogan
Yeah.
That's with comedy, too, man.
I mean, Bill Hicks, who's one of the greatest of all time.
charley crockett
He's my favorite.
joe rogan
Right from here.
charley crockett
That's right.
The scene was hot, man.
The scene was hot.
joe rogan
It was hot because of him.
It was hot because of him and Kennison.
It's Texas.
unidentified
No.
joe rogan
Met him once.
Met him once real briefly.
Didn't even get a chance to talk to him.
But I saw him perform live a few times before he died.
charley crockett
You did see him live?
joe rogan
Yeah.
Saw Kennison a few times live.
I saw Kennison live before he died, too, but he had already passed his prime.
Kennison passed his prime real quick because he's a cautionary tale because of the partying.
He was the fucking man.
charley crockett
Y 'all got a party scene.
You comedians got a party scene.
joe rogan
Well, that party scene in LA at the time was the cocaine party scene.
It was a different party scene.
Mark Maron said that he hung out with Kennison and they did so much coke that he had voices in his head for a fucking year afterwards.
a year like literally like schizophrenic you know like hearing voices in his head for a year before they stopped talking to him yeah they were doing cocaine yeah and they were doing at the viper room everywhere yeah he was doing it everywhere yeah but kenison became almost like a caricature of himself it became sort of captured by this The perception by this character that they had created.
And Kenison is what birthed Hicks.
You know, Hicks was a great comic, but he was one of the outlaws.
It was Kenison and Hicks that sort of defined the Texas style.
And when we were living in, at the time, I was living in New York, and there was really two places in the country.
There was L.A., where you wanted to go to get on TV.
Everybody wanted to go get a fucking sitcom.
They all wanted to be Jerry Seinfeld.
And New York, which is like the club comics.
That was like the Dave Vittels and these guys that would like – And then there was this new scene, this new scene out of Houston, this new scene out of the Laugh Stop in River Oaks.
And I remember the first time I ever worked there, man, you could feel it in the building.
You could feel that they had been there.
They were both gone.
By the time I had worked there, they were both dead.
But you could feel it in the building, man.
You could feel it in the comics, the open mic scene.
You could feel it.
They were pure.
There was a Texas quality to the way they were doing comedy.
It was a fuck you, fuck you.
charley crockett
That's what I like.
Hicks would fuck with both sides of the room.
joe rogan
Absolutely.
charley crockett
And just fuck him up and cross him over and put him in his pocket.
joe rogan
No one knew what he was.
They didn't know what he was.
The first time I ever saw him, he bombed.
He bombed, except for the comedians.
We were dying laughing.
unidentified
I've seen video of him.
charley crockett
Because, you know, there's quite a bit of video of him from these clubs here and in Houston when he was younger.
Because even in the 90s, they were filming.
joe rogan
Yeah.
charley crockett
And I've seen some of those clips where he's like, like you're talking about, he just couldn't fucking, the whole room's afraid of him.
Yeah.
No one's laughing.
Everyone's afraid.
And he's like super fucked up.
joe rogan
Well, he was the first comic.
Really, that had a message.
charley crockett
Right.
joe rogan
You know, he had like a, there was a social commentary to his, like a dark poetry to his comedy.
And so many people tried to emulate it that at the green room, the punchline in Atlanta, there was a, like people wrote a bunch of shit on the walls in the green room, but one of the big ones that said, quit trying to be Hicks.
charley crockett
Wow.
joe rogan
I remember seeing that going, yes.
Everybody did.
We all did.
Everybody wanted to be Hicks.
charley crockett
Dude, you'd come, so after Stevie Ray Vaughan passed, right?
I remember, you know, we were up in Dallas-Fort Worth, and you'd come down here, we'd come down here in high school and shit, and go up and down 6th Street.
I will never forget this.
Every single guitar player in every little bar on 6th Street, every single one of them was playing like Stevie Ray Vaughan.
unidentified
Yeah.
charley crockett
Every single one of them.
And there were 30 of them.
Like there were 30 different ones coming in and out of bars doing all the shit.
It was unbelievable.
joe rogan
Yeah, there's always going to be someone like that that sets this standard.
charley crockett
Quit trying to be Hicks.
joe rogan
Yeah, quit trying to be Hicks.
unidentified
But it was like that was a— My daddy died for that.
charley crockett
It's made in China.
But he could do it because he was a Texan.
The vernacular was real.
And then he'd turn around and, you know, fuck up the other side.
joe rogan
Yeah, no, it was genius.
Well, when I first saw him, he went on in Boston.
And it was at Nick's Comedy Stop.
And the guy who went on before him was this...
It was just like cops and donuts, normal shit, stupid jokes.
But the stupid jokes were working.
It was a cartoon character smoking pot.
What would happen if Daffy Duck smoked a joint with Donald Duck?
It was dumb.
charley crockett
Watered down Dangerfield?
joe rogan
But it was getting people to laugh.
And then Hicks went on stage and immediately started bombing.
Immediately he opened up with saying that he's tired of performing and tired of going up and...
But the comics were dying, and there was like 300 people in the room.
By the time he was done performing, there was 50. There was 50, and there was maybe me and my friend Greg Fitzsimmons were in the back of the room just dying, laughing, and maybe 10 comics.
We had all come to see Hicks because we had heard about him.
And then I saw him.
A month later at the Comedy Connection and he fucking murdered.
The Comedy Connection was this little tiny club.
It was like 150 seats, real low ceilings.
charley crockett
Where?
joe rogan
Boston as well.
This is when I was first starting.
So this is like 1988.
And it was before he had really popped.
I had heard about him from the Rodney Dangerfield HBO special.
You know, so Rodney Dangerfield had these young comedian specials.
Rodney was the best at introducing the world to talented comedians.
And that's where Kinison emerged and Hicks.
Hicks was one of them too.
And I remember I'd seen Hicks on that, so I went to see him live.
And like I said, the first time he bombed, the second time he fucking murdered.
It was Tiffany meeting Jimi Hendrix at the mall.
He was doing this.
Bit about Tiffany playing at the mall and Jimi Hendrix shows up.
It was this fucking genius bit.
It was so funny, man.
charley crockett
Is that something that's out there?
Can you see that?
joe rogan
I wonder, man.
I wonder.
Because I don't think he ever put that on anything.
It might be on an album somewhere.
But it was back when there was all this like pop mall comedy or pop mall music and he fucking hated it You know and it was and he was just Yeah, rallying against corporatism.
charley crockett
It's going to make a comeback, that little sub-genre.
joe rogan
Yeah, I mean, it has.
charley crockett
Or do something new with it.
joe rogan
It kind of has.
Austin has a great comedy scene right now.
It really does.
And it's really just emerged from the pandemic.
charley crockett
Was that like the main thing that drew you here?
joe rogan
Well, we all moved here to start it.
We didn't even move here to start it.
We moved here to just keep doing what we were doing in L.A. But L.A. had shut down.
And in 2020, we were all like, we were all without a country.
You know, we were living in L.A. and the comedy store was shut down for a fucking year and a half.
charley crockett
Man, y'all were wild.
So shut down out there.
joe rogan
It was so shut down, and I knew – And I came to Texas, and Ron White was already here.
So Ron White, who's a very good friend of mine, and Gary, I knew Gary from L.A. He used to hang out at the Comedy Store, too, and that's why I became friends with him.
And he moved here, I think, 2017 or 2018, and I talked to him on the phone.
I'm like, why'd you go back to Austin?
He's like, man, I can't fuck with those people in L.A. It's just like, I'm tired of it, man.
He goes, I love Texas.
This is real, and it's like, I need to go back home.
And I was like, wow, that sounds right.
That sounds right.
And then when I talked to Ron, and Ron's the same way, Ron's a Texas boy.
I just don't want to do this anymore.
I'll stay here.
It's great.
He goes, it's great.
It's the middle of the fucking country.
I can fly anywhere.
Fucking food's good.
People are nice.
And so I knew when I came here.
charley crockett
That's all you needed to know.
joe rogan
I was like, at the very least, Ron's here.
And Ron's a good friend.
And then when we came here, we could perform live.
I first started doing shows outside.
Me and Dave Chappelle started doing shows at Stubbs.
And we were doing outside shows where we had to test the whole crowd.
Everybody had to get tested.
So everybody had to show up like two hours in advance.
We tested everybody for COVID.
They had to wear a mask outside.
It was so fucking stupid.
The whole thing was so ridiculous.
But we were hanging out in the back, getting drunk, smoking weed.
And it was like normal.
It was like normal times.
And it was like this cultural thing.
Like we were the only ones doing comedy.
They all just started coming here.
And then we started doing shows inside at the Vulcan Gas Company, which is a music club that's on 6th Street.
So we started performing there.
And, you know, Nick, the guy who's the owner, is just a wild dude.
He's like, fuck it.
Let's just do shows.
We started doing shows in November of 2020.
And it just felt like we were baby killers.
We were killing grandma.
You know, we were out there just spreading diseases.
We were super spreaders.
charley crockett
Have you spent enough time on 6th Street?
Anyway, it'll make you immune.
joe rogan
We had developed some strong antibodies.
I never got sick off of 6th Street.
I got sick in Florida.
charley crockett
That's what I mean, though.
6th Street will make you bulletproof to that shit.
Well, except the bullets.
joe rogan
Yeah, except the bullets.
and there's a lot of that going on there too.
So we started doing shows there live and then...
Man, they started moving in droves.
They started all moving to Texas because they could do shows here.
We were just lost.
charley crockett
I didn't know that.
joe rogan
Without doing shows, we just all felt lost.
And then by the time 2021, There was like 15, 16 world-class comics living in Austin.
charley crockett
Wow.
joe rogan
And then I was like, fuck it.
I'm buying a club.
And Ron talked me into it.
He's like, you gotta get a fucking club.
We gotta do this.
Because, you know, he knew I got a bunch of money from the Spotify deal.
So I was like, all right, let's fucking do it.
And so then in 2022 or three, I guess, we opened up.
And it's just been gangbusters ever since.
And now it's like this is the hub of comedy in the country, which makes it the hub of comedy in the known universe.
It's all here in Texas.
It's all at that club.
charley crockett
I like that.
Well, that's really cool, man.
Props to you for pulling that off.
joe rogan
Well, I mean, I think I pulled it off, but I think everybody pulled it off.
charley crockett
People are proud of the comedy history in this town.
joe rogan
Yes.
charley crockett
You know?
joe rogan
And it's a great...
You know, everybody likes to use that term inclusive and diversity.
Well, our scene is diverse and inclusive, but everybody's great.
It's only diverse because they just happen to be—everybody's fucking diverse.
We're all—you know, you get artists.
They're all different, weird people.
And we didn't seek that out.
It was just what happened.
It was just who's good?
Who's good?
Who's really all about this?
Who really wants to live this life?
who really wants to just do comedy.
And we set it up where we have...
All the amateurs get a chance to be seen in front of the whole world and the biggest live comedy show in the world on YouTube.
And it just became this hub, man.
And now it's just fucking every night.
It's sold out.
It's crazy.
It's a vibrant, wild scene.
And now on 6th Street, there's five full-time clubs within two blocks of my club.
charley crockett
Comedy clubs?
joe rogan
Comedy clubs.
charley crockett
Oh shit.
joe rogan
Yeah.
The scene is insane.
I mean, it's the best scene in the country.
It's like there's never been a scene like this before that just emerged.
And we had to hit every green light.
Like the comedy store had to be closed down.
So I hired everybody that was working at the comedy store before we even had a club.
I said, I'm going to pay you full time.
You get benefits.
You get all insurance, all that shit.
Just come move to Austin.
We'll call on you in like a year.
It's going to take like a year to build this place.
But meanwhile, you'll get paid.
You'll be able to just like live here, set your roots, get established.
It's a beautiful place to live.
Everybody fucking loved it.
And then when we opened, we hit the ground running.
We opened up one night.
We did a couple of test shows.
Like, let's try the venues, make sure everything works good.
And then we'll say, fuck it, let's stay open.
And we just stayed open.
Before you know it, it was seven nights a week, and then it was just, it's been...
charley crockett
You gonna keep it rolling?
joe rogan
Fuck yeah.
charley crockett
Hell yeah.
joe rogan
Fuck yeah.
We're talking about doing it in other places now.
charley crockett
That's cool.
joe rogan
We just don't want to water it down.
You know, we've talked about doing it in some other city and trying to figure out what the next one would be.
But it would have to be a city that has a real group of talent.
You have to have talent.
Like, that's every...
It's the only way it works.
And then we feed off of each other.
There's no lone wolves in comedy.
Comedy, it's only iron sharpens iron.
There's no, like, the best comic in the world living in Pittsburgh.
It doesn't exist.
They all live where they're not in competition.
But in cooperation with each other.
We're all inspired by each other.
You have to have that.
And so we had to have every green light.
The Comedy Store had to be shut down for a solid year and a half.
All those people had to be unemployed.
I had to have all this money from Spotify.
I had to be in a place like Texas that allows you to open up and have a show indoors when everything in California was closed.
They wouldn't even let you do outdoor shows.
We weren't even allowed to do shows.
We tried to do shows in the parking lot at the Comedy Store and they wouldn't allow us.
It was crazy.
charley crockett
No, I remember how shut down it was.
joe rogan
70% of all the restaurants went under.
I mean, it was fucking madness.
charley crockett
Yeah, that's crazy.
Yeah.
A lot has changed.
joe rogan
Yeah.
charley crockett
Really fast.
joe rogan
Yeah, real fast.
So we had to hit every green light.
And we had to have all these people that were willing to take a chance.
All the Tom Segura's and Tim Dillon's and Tony Hinchcliffe's and Duncan Trussell's.
All these great comics.
It just was like, fuck it.
We'll move there.
Bryan Simpson and Tony Hinchcliffe and all these guys just said, fuck it.
Let's take a chance.
Like, I don't want to live like this.
I want to live where I can't do comedy.
It's like we were just like junkies with no fix, you know?
charley crockett
Yeah.
I was still working the red dirt circuit when the pandemic hit.
So to be honest with you, those boys, it never closed.
joe rogan
Wow.
charley crockett
It didn't.
Not all those old dance halls and beer joints.
joe rogan
Thank God.
charley crockett
None of those places closed.
joe rogan
Thank fucking God.
Thank God they were right.
charley crockett
It kept us working, man.
You know, it was the thing.
And I was just working so hard, I never really thought about anything else.
But something about the California shutdown that's funny.
Not funny, but the pandemic hit, and I was unknown.
But I had just finished that record, Welcome to Hard Times, and it didn't have anything to do with – I'd had the two surgeries.
I'd gone through a relationship that crashed and burned in a tailspin.
I'd gotten rid of a management relationship that was going nowhere.
And I wrote Welcome to Hard Times just kind of out of my own personal kind of dark feelings about where I was going through and just the whole like rigged...
America is a casino.
I have thought that since I was a kid because I kind of lived in them.
You're talking about being in pool halls.
And then I cut the record in Georgia, South Georgia, with Mark Neal.
The whole thing, I cut it.
I wrote the record in November, cut it in December, got the Masters back, and a week or two later, I remember me and Taylor Grace, my now wife, Dayton, and we were at a diner in Cloudcroft, New Mexico.
And my manager at the time called me and said that South by Southwest was canceled.
And that, for us here at that time, that's when we knew the shit was real.
Nothing could stop that machine that was South by Southwest at the time.
And strangely for me, I'm not, I knew a lot of people that have known a lot of people that have, But for me, my career trajectory totally changed early on in the pandemic because no one was putting out records.
No one had any interest in putting out records.
And for that reason, David Macias, because I was riding his ass, actually thanks to John Folk at the time, was like, don't let him shelve your record.
Put that record out right now.
We're talking about July of 2020.
Wow.
And I demanded more money.
No one had ever put a dollar into marketing my records.
I'm talking about nothing.
Before the shit hit the fan, these guys were talking about spending like 10, 15 grand total marketing Welcome to Hard Times.
unidentified
Wow.
charley crockett
Total.
I mean, shit, I spent...
And that's still a cheap record.
I remember a publicist told me once, you should spend at least double the money marketing your record that it costs you to make it and at least match it.
And here I was.
That's what I mean.
I was caught on this broke-dick Americana scene on these two-year record cycles with no money.
I was on a broke dick deal just like Waylon was talking about.
You know, I mean, I'm glad I showed up on the map somewhere.
But we went ahead and put it out in July of 2020.
And I'd been wanting to buy billboards, and it just so happened, especially in California, but even in New York.
I mean, everything was shut down.
I mean, totally shut down.
So I remember we bought a billboard in Silver Lake and in Times Square, right?
Static, traditional static billboards for like $80.
Not a single other billboard over the course of like nine months or a year, and those neighborhoods changed.
And I bought all those billboards, I bought like one month billboards, and some of those motherfuckers stayed up over six months.
You know what I mean?
At like 75% off.
And, you know, sometimes you write a song that, get lucky, I was writing about personal experience.
And it spoke, for me, it wasn't a big record, but it changed my trajectory because Welcome to Hard Times, the song, really spoke to what was happening in America.
unidentified
Yeah.
charley crockett
And that's when my train really started rolling.
That's when it really started rolling.
You know what I mean?
It's like, and then I did all those records and Welcome to Hard Times and Music City USA coming like kind of right for the...
And then the man from Waco that I made down in Lockhart with Bruce Robinson, which was like the first time really that I'd made a studio record with my guys, you know, with more money.
And Bruce Robinson, a songwriting friend that was not stopping me from being me, you know?
And then that one was my first one to hit the Billboard 200.
And then $10 Cowboy.
Really took off another big step from there.
And then I got hooked back up with Shooter.
See, I used to open up for Shooter because Shooter was getting booked by John Folk too, right?
And the two guys that took a liking to me early on, like pretty much nobody else did, was Evan Felker and the Turnpike Troubadours and Shooter Jennings.
You know, a shooter would take me out and, like, I mean, he's fucking Waylon's son.
But he was always so cool.
joe rogan
He's just cool.
charley crockett
And so thoughtful, you know?
joe rogan
Yeah, he's a great guy.
charley crockett
And he would give me little things to live by.
Like, when he saw how hard I was working out there, he's like, it says you can't park behind the Nashville Palace, but between me and you, you fucking camp there and nobody's going to say shit.
And I lived in that fucking parking lot.
That's the kind of shit you get by on, you know what I mean?
joe rogan
Yeah.
charley crockett
And we, I've got this movie that I funded, you know, how slow the movie business is.
That I was going to be called $10 Cowboy.
And it's this thing I put together.
I finished my touring season at the rodeo finals in Vegas.
And then I get back to Texas.
And all the pressure of the business is mounting on me.
And I'm just trying to get away from my manager and the machine and my phone and all that shit.
And I decide to leave the phone at the house.
And I had heard from a journalist about this secret shrine in a liquor store.
Dedicated to Waylon Jennings in his hometown of Littlefield, Texas, there on 84. I'd known about it, but in the movie, I'm playing like I've never heard of it, and I'm going on this pilgrimage to find out if this little museum really exists, which it does.
It's run by his youngest brother, James D., Waylon's youngest brother.
unidentified
Oh, wow.
charley crockett
And so to get the movie going, I needed to get on the phone with Shooter, you know, to get hooked up with James D and them, and we got the idea to get his mama, Jesse Coulter, involved, and all that.
And I wanted to use some of Waylon's music for the film, and I was scared to death to ask for it.
But Shooter had always been good to me, and so we ended up having the conversation.
We caught up on a lot of stuff, because, see, I'd been hearing that he was producing, right?
But I couldn't make heads or tails of it, where he was going with it.
And truthfully, I was, like, avoiding producers altogether.
Because a lot of these guys, it's like, you know, they're such big names, it overshadows the artist.
You know what I mean?
And then they have the deal.
Like, they have the artist deal.
then the artist just kind of, in a lot of ways, gets limited to acting talent, showing up at the fucking...
unidentified
Yeah.
charley crockett
But I kept hearing records that he was making by people I knew, like Jamie Wyatt.
And I said, man, this is the best thing she's ever done.
Shooter Jennings.
Vincent Neal Emerson.
This is the best thing he's ever done.
Shooter Jennings.
Like, over and over.
And I had been noticing that.
And so we're on the phone, and he's all about the movie.
Yeah, I'm going to help you license the songs.
We'd love that.
You know, my mama loves your music and all that.
You know, she decided she's in the movie.
He just was helpful with everything.
And I had almost made a record at Sunset Sound there in old downtown Hollywood, the old Sunset Sound studio.
I'd wanted to go in there because Mark Neal had told me about it, and I was tired of making records in Georgia and didn't want to go over to the wrong side of Mississippi.
I wanted to make a record in California.
And I told Shooter in passing on the phone that it had fallen through and, you know, did he know such a sound?
And he was like, man, Charlie's crazy.
I'm signing the lease on Studio 3, the print studio, tomorrow.
unidentified
Wow.
charley crockett
Just in passing, you know?
And I'm like, man, well, then let's make a record.
And we're right in the middle of a trilogy now.
I did Lonesome Drifter with him.
Man, and then the next one that's coming out is Dollar a Day on 8-8, which I think is a lucky number.
And then I've got a third one coming after that.
That we're calling the Sagebrush Trilogy.
And Shooter is the first guy I've ever been in a studio with where I truly don't feel judged.
You know what I mean?
And now, because I've got all these, it's just the perfect timing.
It's like, wow, that I have been out on the road with him 10 plus years ago.
And then, you know, think about what he's been through in the business, right?
I mean, he started cutting records 20 years ago.
I mean, he's a crucified son automatically.
You know what I mean?
Walking in that shadow.
Man, he said a crazy line to me the other day.
He said, in regards to some other situation he was in, he said, I went from one shadow to another.
Just a beautiful line.
I think he was talking about an old relationship he was in or something.
But he's overcome that.
Because, you know what I mean?
Like, he's stepped into, like...
He's totally going against the grain.
Nobody's sounding like that.
They're not sounding traditional and pushing the boundaries.
Like, he just was, you know, and I can tell you, constitutionally, he's just like his daddy.
I mean, he'd drink me and smoke me under the table.
I'm like, you are Waylon, son.
And for some reason, you get smarter the more weed you smoke.
And my brain is just pulverizing.
But I'm really proud and excited about everything that I'm doing with him because it's just taken me so long to get where I'm at.
And here I've got a partner in making records that isn't judging me.
It's pushing me to take it higher.
Because I'm trying to figure out how to transcend it too.
Everybody's always...
There's a lot of...
It's a love-hate thing.
And I've done a lot of styles.
And they've called me a stylistic chameleon.
Here in Austin, even the first time they put me on the Chronicle, they called me a stylistic chameleon.
And I had a hard time with that, you know, because I wasn't taking it as a compliment.
joe rogan
Right.
It's not a compliment.
charley crockett
No.
joe rogan
Yeah.
charley crockett
But it's that whole thing where it's like, okay, I can play the blues, I can play country music, I can play folk music, learn how to play all that shit on the street, matter of fact, right?
It's surprising to me that people would question my authenticity and point to me playing in subway cars.
as this aha moment that I'm not who I said I was.
Why don't you go try to play in those New York City train cars?
joe rogan
Well, that's people that are just talking.
charley crockett
Brother, I'd rather get on a fucking bull.
You know?
joe rogan
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you think, man, synchronicity, that fate is a real thing?
Because just think about how all that lined up.
I feel like sometimes...
You know, the things are meant to be, like there's a plan for you.
It's silly, but it also isn't.
You know, fate seems to somehow or another be a real thing.
And sometimes the way things synchronize and the way things line up, you're like, man, this seems like it's meant to be.
There's certain things that just seem like they're meant to be.
And I feel like if you're on the right frequency and you're following the right path, Those doors open.
And these things do happen.
And they happen when they're supposed to happen.
They happen at the right time for the right reasons.
charley crockett
I believe completely in fate.
I don't really believe in faith.
I think there's a surrender and a helplessness in a lot of ways to a lot of people's idea of faith.
When people are like, love your struggle.
I never liked that saying.
It's like, no, love the strength that your creator gave you to overcome the struggle.
Don't love the struggle.
Nobody fucking loves the struggle.
unidentified
Right?
joe rogan
Right, right.
charley crockett
It's the strength.
joe rogan
Especially real struggle.
charley crockett
Yeah.
joe rogan
Like, real struggle is not knowing if it's going to work out.
You're not going to love that.
charley crockett
That's what I mean.
I never understood that.
I mean, I guess I get it, but like, but fate.
joe rogan
You get it after it's successful.
charley crockett
Fate is a thing that's like, that's destiny.
joe rogan
Yeah.
charley crockett
You know, like Waylon, like Shooter and like the Waylon Jennings thing for me, you know, is like, you know, I was out there, you know, we were, I did my, I debuted at the Houston Rodeo back in the spring.
And for me, that was like my career goal, you know, because of Selena and George Strait and everybody.
Hell, Elvis played there twice.
I mean, it doesn't matter what your background is as a Texan, any background, the Houston Rodeo.
That's the top.
Culturally, I think, as a stage for an artist to perform, I think, is the Houston Rodeo.
And it was the Astrodome and not the NRG Stadium.
joe rogan
I would have never known that.
charley crockett
It's the truth.
And it crosses everything.
Economic, racial, everything.
It's the Houston Rodeo.
And it's the biggest rodeo on earth, you know, which is why you got everybody from, like I said, you know, Nowadays, you got Post Malone and Beyonce both playing it.
joe rogan
Wow.
charley crockett
I mean, it doesn't matter who it is.
That's the platform.
Anyway, I played there, and we were putting a live record out on it, and me and Shooter were mixing it there at Sunset Sound.
And then I stayed the extra night because he had the party at the Viper Room for the announcement of these three unreleased Waylon Jennings records.
And they're legit unreleased.
It's not AI bullshit.
It's not remixes.
This is truly, legitimately unreleased music by arguably the king, certainly the king of all the outlaws.
But in my opinion, when it comes to Nashville country music, whatever you want to call it, man, a buddy of mine, John Spong, a journalist here in town, a Texan, we were at the Sagebrush doing an interview a couple years back.
And he was saying that, like, if Willie Nelson to country music is like Che Guevara, right?
Waylon Jennings was the long-haired prince of darkness, right?
And, like, he's the guy that, like, he's from West Texas, right?
The guy learned, he learned how to play bass on stage.
He learned how to play bass on fucking stage, backing up Buddy Holly, right?
Who at the time, You know?
I mean, that style of rock and roll, right?
It's coming from everywhere.
I mean, nobody's just making their...
But, like, in some ways.
But these guys, whether it's Robert Johnson or B.B. King in the Delta or whatever, or Buddy Holly out in West Texas, you're influenced by the radio and all that.
But there's something to be said for how hard that earth is out there in West Texas.
People talk a lot of shit about Lubbock, right?
It smells like shit because it's cows everywhere.
It's so fucking flat.
You can stand on a fucking tin can and see 100 miles or whatever they say out there, right?
The best people to play a show for, probably anywhere in America, in many ways, in my opinion, is a show in Lubbock.
There's something about the people in that town where it's just the best place to play.
Willie Nelson is now in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and he deserves it.
Dolly Parton now, too.
But Waylon Jennings was always rock and roll.
He was never traditional country.
Nothing about him.
If you know what you're listening to, even on his very first record, like, country folk, folk country, right?
There's nothing straight ahead.
Listen to anything coming out of Nashville in, like, 1965.
Anything.
Next to Waylon Jennings.
He's the long-haired prince of darkness.
You know, he is like, he is going to be their undoing of the, Because the coast had all the money and all the zeitgeist power.
And in response, Nashville walled themselves off.
You know what I mean?
That's really what they did.
And then Waylon busted through.
And I know I'm going back on that a lot, but my path that led to making records with Shooter was that when I started figuring out the map is when I cracked the code.
And realize what Waylon was doing musically.
I finally fell in love with him musically.
And it was on this specific record from 1968 called Hanging On.
And every swinging dick in this business that I ever knew coming up in Texas, if it had anything to do with Texas songwriters or country, every one of them wanted to be Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, Towns Van Zandt, and Billy Joe Shaver.
Every single one.
And I naturally stepped wide of that because everybody I knew was trying to do it.
And, like, imitating an artist, like, for the advanced part of their movement in and of itself, that's worthless.
It's not that it's worthless.
It's that you will never touch it if you don't go walk your own path.
unidentified
Right.
charley crockett
So a lot of guys I knew when I started playing all the shows with Willie, Willie called me up and got me on with his agent and shit and put me on like 50 shows.
And a lot of guys I knew were like looking at me like, man, why do you get to play with Willie?
You know?
And at first I didn't even, I didn't know.
Right?
Because I was realizing guys that I knew, like they knew Willie Nelson's shit in and out.
We're literally trying to sing like them.
So they're like, fuck you, I should have that spot.
I'm the best at being me.
unidentified
Right.
charley crockett
You know, when, sometimes.
Right?
But, like, how I think I've landed with Shooter and his family and playing all those shows with Willie and getting married on his ranch and all that stuff is because, not because I worship Willie Nelson, but because I think Willie looked at me and was like, I like what you're doing.
I like how you got where you're at.
You can play with me.
You don't ask to take your picture with Willie.
He fucking lets you know when you're going to take your picture with him.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
charley crockett
You're going to let you know.
It's time to get your picture taken with Willie.
That's how they did it.
unidentified
Wow.
charley crockett
And we're standing.
There's like 100 nitrous cans behind us and shit.
It was like the greatest photo of my life.
joe rogan
Yeah, it's a natural inclination that people have when they want to be authentic, to imitate authenticity.
That's the thing is you've got to find your own path.
charley crockett
You have to put yourself out there.
When I was playing on the street, people knew I was different.
Artists, the hipsters, like in the Brooklyn scene and in Bushwick and Williamsburg.
All over the boroughs and shit.
To be on the street playing, there's credibility to that.
I didn't want to play in subway cars.
Actually, what it was was this young rapper, Jadon.
Jadon Woodard is his name.
He kept seeing me at the Metropolitan Avenue stop playing there at the platform for the cars coming by on the L train or whatever.
G-Train down there on Metropolitan.
G-Train sucks to ride on.
It's great for subway performers because it's the slowest train in the world, right?
So you get a huge audience between every fucking train.
So it's a goldmine for a street performer and a terrible drag for the New Yorkers waiting on it, right?
Anyways, this kid kept trying to get me.
He would always show up with a different guitar player and shit with an amp.
On his shoulder, which I copied.
I got an amp.
Ran off a 9-volt battery.
You get about 7-8 hours of it in this Telecaster.
And I learned it from this guy, Ghost, who was already doing it, that was playing with Jadon.
Who was kind of part of Citizen Coat, Clarence Greenwood's street team.
And he kept trying to get me to go on the subway cars.
And I was like, man, this kid's crazy.
He's rapping and shit.
Man, the subway cars?
I'm all right, you know.
And eventually he like kind of cornered me.
And then I was finished one day, and I get in the car.
It's on the L train.
And I'm riding in the car, and I'm just sitting there looking down the train.
And all of a sudden, I see that skinny motherfucker in a white tee walking toward me.
And he's moving, but he can't really know how the trains can be loud.
And I'm looking at him, trying to put it together.
And when he gets closer, I realize he's rapping.
And he's got that guitar player with him with the amp behind him.
And he's freestyling, like, you know, the hat you're wearing, he's rhyming to it.
The next stop, he's putting it in the verse and shit.
And he's got all these mixtapes in his hand.
And he's handing them out and shit.
And he sees me and he hands me one.
And that's how he got me.
Because I saw, like, it working.
And he was making money and, like, dropping product.
You know?
I thought, holy shit.
Right?
Because so, like, comedy scene, music scene, whatever.
Say you got a place on 6th Street.
Holds.
Right.
100 people.
And you get a residency, you play there 30 nights a month, right?
And you get 100 different people show up there every night.
What is that, 3,000 people?
It's like, dude, you could hit 3,000 people in like half a day on the train cars once we started working it.
And so it was like, it was his, and he was a spoken word poet.
This kid started fucking rapping on trains at like 15 in like Philly, which is fucking Philly's tough.
I don't have to tell you.
Philly's tough.
Train cars in Philly.
That's mind-blowing.
And then he comes to New York with that and takes that spoken word improvisational thing.
And like all the best rappers I saw in that town, they were all like spoken word poets because, you know, they just were smart and quick, you know, and like we then we got together and like.
And again, I went from making where I would make $30.
All of a sudden, we would make $300 and split it 50-50.
And we turned that into a whole really fine, pretty well-oiled machine where there started being five or six of us and we were bringing guys up and down from New Orleans and shit.
So that's where you see the trumpet players, different spoken word rappers.
We were squatting in warehouses.
Owned by Hasids that were, like, renting out space that was supposed to be for rehearsal, but really everybody was living there and selling drugs and shit.
Wiling out.
And, you know, I cranked that up.
We cranked that up and did get discovered by, like, the heart of the pop machine.
Right there on the R train.
unidentified
Wow.
charley crockett
And, like, just what you would think.
You can see video of this stuff, but it's like, they saw that we were believable.
Yep.
And we're just trying to figure out.
And that's one of the spoken word dudes right there was Eric.
He was from Jacksonville, Florida.
And that hippie right there, that was my friend of mine's younger brother from high school down here in Texas.
joe rogan
There's something about street performing that is, there's no net.
You're performing for people that are involuntary.
charley crockett
Oh man, they don't want you in there.
And you're breaking like 10 laws.
You're breaking 10 laws and they don't want you in there.
joe rogan
Right, but if you're good, if you're good, it means a lot.
You ever see the video of Biggie when he's performing when he's 17 on a street corner in Brooklyn?
charley crockett
Oh, yeah.
joe rogan
Oh, my God.
charley crockett
You pull that one up.
Can we see it just for fun?
joe rogan
Yeah, pull that up.
That fucking video is like you watch him, this kid.
This kid with this...
charley crockett
Talk about it.
Do you know what I mean?
joe rogan
Yeah.
charley crockett
He's crazy underrated for that.
How smart he was.
joe rogan
Oh, he was so good.
He was so good.
charley crockett
Yeah, standing on a street corner.
Yeah, that's the one.
unidentified
Let me hear this.
Man.
charley crockett
The blues never goes out of style.
joe rogan
Never.
charley crockett
What did he say?
What did he say?
Ice cream, I'll scoop you.
joe rogan
Yeah.
charley crockett
It's so clever.
joe rogan
Oh, he was so clever.
It was so clever.
There was comedy in his lyrics.
It was power.
charley crockett
I met his aunt on the train.
unidentified
Really?
charley crockett
Yeah, we did.
And Jadon knew who she was because he was running the trains before I was.
And he knew all those people because he'd been working it so hard.
And it was crazy.
Like, who you come in contact with on those subway cars, you know what I mean?
It's like, I saw Jake Gyllenhaal on the train one day, and then some other day on the, you know, six train, it'd be like the NBA commissioner gave us a $100 bill.
joe rogan
Wow.
charley crockett
You know, it's like, to me, that's like, that's all it is, you know?
It's like, whatever the circuit is, it's like, putting yourself out there.
And when you go out in public, man, when you go out in public, and you put yourself out there, And you really do that, that's a transformation.
That's a metamorphosis for anybody.
joe rogan
For anybody.
It's just undeniable.
It's the most authentic form of performance ever.
That's not your audience.
They don't know you.
You have to earn it.
You have to break through.
You have to break through.
It has to hit.
It has to be real.
charley crockett
That's all I've been doing is swinging at him the whole time, Joe.
joe rogan
Yeah, man.
Well, you're killing it.
charley crockett
Sometimes they call me the Muhammad Ali of country music.
That's too good a compliment, but I like it.
joe rogan
But that's the only way you make Charlie Crockett.
Your story is important for people to hear because it's the only way you make someone like you.
You don't make someone like you in a mall.
You don't make someone like you with a bunch of executives making these decisions.
Based on what they think is going to be popular.
charley crockett
Man, it was crazy.
They were doing that shit you'd think they would do.
So this woman, Nell Muldary, saw us in the R-Train.
And she was in the Sony system and managing artists and kind of the star maker, that pop machine of 2010, 2011.
So they bring us up into the offices in Koreatown, right?
And on the edge of Hell's Kitchen there.
And her office was off the side of this Sony legacy.
Like, kind of catalog room.
Because at the time, she was married to Rob Santos, one of the guys at Sony Legacy.
And so she had this little office off the side of the, like, library thing, whatever.
And she brings us in there.
And they're putting us in front of these, like, computer screens and showing us, like, gym class heroes and the gorillas and Odd Future and Janelle Monae and, like, doing these focus group training.
You know, and where they're going to plug you in to the thing.
And it was like, what was so difficult about it for me, I'm not, they didn't do anything wrong.
You know, we were young, desperate men playing in public transit.
You know, be careful what you ask for, you know.
I was mad for a long time, but I've been eating off that plate forever because it...
You know what I mean?
It doesn't matter who it is.
joe rogan
It's not their fault.
That's what they do.
charley crockett
That was the best thing that could have happened to me.
I believed that there was some deal.
I wasn't on the trains for it, but I knew we'd find it.
It was fate.
It was fate.
It's that whole thing.
I got there.
It fell apart quick.
It wrecked me, man.
That's when I got off the street and I went back to California.
Started working on the ganja farms because I realized, like Big L said or whatever, I was going to get street struck.
You can't stay out there forever.
You really can't.
That's when I looked at it and it's like, man, okay, what?
What am I willing to sell?
What is Charlie Crockett willing to sell?
And I think that that's stronger than playing it cool and letting somebody else figure it out for you.
That's where it gets dangerous.
You know, and so it's like, I know a lot of these guys in the business, they're like, oh man, you know, I don't pay attention to the business shit and all that type of stuff.
I mean, you're crazy for that.
I don't care if it was Willie Nelson or James Brown.
They were poorer than you.
They both picked cotton, and they learned the business because they had to.
Someone gave me that bullshit.
joe rogan
We need to understand the business if you're in the business.
If you don't understand it, you'll be taken over by it.
charley crockett
There's no doubt.
Even if they got you on top.
joe rogan
Yeah.
And then you have to have autonomy.
You have to have this personal sense of self or you could avoid the influence.
You have to be able to just stick to your guns.
And that's the hard part, right?
Because then they dangle that carrot in front of you.
unidentified
Man.
joe rogan
That carrot is juicy.
Especially if you've been out in the street.
charley crockett
It's right there.
joe rogan
Ooh, it's right there.
It's right there, and it's so juicy.
And a lot of people bite it.
A lot of people bite it, and then they don't want it anymore, and then they don't know how to be authentic.
charley crockett
Were you dealing with the, like on that circuit?
Because I mean, I know you're Did anybody ever fucking get you pretty good?
joe rogan
Well, I got lucky in that I got on television so early and I didn't want to be on television.
It wasn't something that I wanted.
But they offered me so much money to be on TV.
I was like, what?
Okay.
But I kept growing and doing my comedy at the comedy store.
And that was the most important thing that I just kept doing comedy.
And then the money was just like fuck you money.
So it's like because I had the fuck you money, I could kind of be myself.
And, you know, there was a lot of temptation.
Like, I remember the producers of Fear Factor were like, what are you doing?
Like, because some of my comedy was just out there.
Like, you know, this gets you in trouble.
This is not network television comedy.
I was like, well, then I won't do network television anymore.
Like, once I had a certain amount in the bank, I was like, all right, this is more money than I ever thought I'd ever have in my whole fucking life.
And I never thought I'd ever be wealthy.
And then all of a sudden I have money.
So if you have fuck you money and you don't say fuck you, what's the point?
What's no one's gonna say fuck you then if you're gonna be a prisoner right to that money like you the like Everybody says just afraid to be you afraid to be yourself Like that's the only time you can really do it is when you have you know It's like the universe gives you this gift and what is the gift is a gift of freedom and you have to choose to either accept it and take it and and run with it or Be captured by it and then want more and more and more forever Forever.
And there's no end.
You know, we were talking about my friend Brian has this friend who's worth three billion dollars and he feels poor because his friend is worth 80. You know how crazy that is?
Think how crazy that is.
Like, this guy's just constantly chasing to keep up with his friend who's worth $80 billion.
Man, that's how it works.
Because he's got three.
Yep, that's how it works.
You could get trapped.
Yeah, you got to hit show.
You want to hit movie.
You got a hit movie, you want to be I want to start singing.
You know, you start getting crazy.
charley crockett
No, it's true.
joe rogan
And the next thing you know, you don't even know who you are.
No one knows who you are.
And if you don't know who you are, they'll decide.
They'll decide who you are.
They'll sell you.
They'll sell you as a thing.
You know?
charley crockett
You know what's crazy about music business?
The manager is, in many cases, the most powerful and the least regulated.
You know?
I think that's what's wild about the music business.
There's basically no regulation.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I think that's what makes people say it's the shadiest business.
I don't think it's the shadiest business, but a guy told me that in New York, actually when I got caught up in the Sony thing with the train robbers deal y 'all were showing on the screen, A lot of people were trying to sign us.
Actually, the guys at A&R'd Wu-Tang, like DJ Scott Free and Matty C, they were trying to get us into a deal.
Citizen Cope had a deal on the table and all that shit.
And it was like, he was the one that told me that.
He was like, man, fuck what you heard.
This is the shadiest business.
Now, I had come from a background of dealing with some pretty crazy shit in Texas, you know, with everything.
But even in that business, like people that are, if you're trying to play the stock market or whatever, Wall Street, it's a corrupt business and it is really fucked up, but it's highly regulated.
I mean, compared to the music business.
joe rogan
Right.
charley crockett
You know what I mean?
joe rogan
Right, right, right.
charley crockett
And you're dealing in, like, you know, the stock exchange there, it's like, they're like dealing in culture.
Cultural power.
unidentified
Right.
charley crockett
Cultural wars, whatever you want to call it.
And there's just very, very little regulation.
joe rogan
And a lot of power.
charley crockett
Man.
joe rogan
So much power and influence and the people that make the most money, the people that don't even create the art.
charley crockett
Because you're talking about, let's say an old boy's got his buddy that's worth $80 billion or whatever.
unidentified
Still doesn't make you a star.
joe rogan
Right.
charley crockett
It's still not fame, actually.
joe rogan
That's what's crazy.
I have a friend who's a billionaire who desperately wants to be famous.
charley crockett
It seems like a lot of them want to be.
unidentified
They do!
joe rogan
Because that's a thing they don't have.
They have everything else.
charley crockett
You can't exactly buy that.
You kind of can.
joe rogan
Kind of, but then it turns on you.
Yeah, it turns on you.
Yeah, to be the rich guy.
charley crockett
I mean, I see some of that stuff playing out.
I don't want nothing to do with that.
joe rogan
Nothing.
Look what they did to Elon.
charley crockett
Yeah, it's crazy.
joe rogan
You don't want that.
Yeah, it's a harsh world because there's no sympathy for you.
You're the wealthy oligarch.
charley crockett
Oh, and you want everybody looking at you, right?
And then all of a sudden...
My body just got nervous.
joe rogan
They got you under that eye of Sauron.
They're trying to find all your flaws.
That's what?
Everybody's got them.
charley crockett
I got this little bird right here.
unidentified
What is that?
charley crockett
It tells me all the secrets.
joe rogan
What is that bird?
charley crockett
I didn't know what this was when I bought it, right?
This is Horace, right?
joe rogan
Oh, wow.
charley crockett
And I found it in this place, this found items place, about 10 years ago.
And I just liked it.
Actually, I thought it was native.
I didn't realize it was Egyptian.
And I've always liked this one because I felt like it was a little bit of both.
And I didn't know anything about it at first.
But the reason I never take it off anymore is when I started reading about what it meant to the Egyptians was that it meant safe passage as you journey through this world and get ready to go on to the next one.
You know what I mean?
And protect you against evil.
Protect you for health and happiness.
They call that initiation.
So it makes a lot of people tie it to stupid shit like Illuminati and all that kind of stuff.
But, I mean, it's just a thunderbird.
joe rogan
Well, you know, the eye of Horus is essentially the pineal gland.
Where the seat of the soul.
Where the brain produces dimethyltryptamine.
That's the eye of Horus.
Have you ever seen the image of the eye of Horus next to the pineal gland?
charley crockett
I'm not sure.
Maybe I have, but I'm ignorant.
joe rogan
The pineal gland is a gland that's in the center of your brain.
It's essentially the third eye.
In reptiles, it actually has a retina and a lens.
Or a cornea on the lens.
It's also produced by the liver and the lungs, but it's like the most spiritual of all the psychedelics.
And they believe that the Egyptians had some sort of, you know, there's so little understood about truly ancient Egypt.
But look at that.
Look what it looks like.
I mean, the eye of Horus essentially is, it's a diagram of the pineal gland.
Which is kind of crazy.
It's kind of crazy when you see it that way Wow.
Because they knew things, and we don't know what they knew.
We don't understand how they built the pyramids.
We don't understand how old they are.
There's so much speculation about the true age of that civilization.
charley crockett
And figuring out, like, how they harness the energy and all that stuff.
joe rogan
We have no idea.
I mean, there's this group of scientists that believe that there's structures under the pyramids that go two kilometers deep into the earth.
charley crockett
Right.
joe rogan
And there's a lot of controversy about that.
But these guys are, they've multiple readings of these things, and they're pretty sure that they're accurate.
They've been accurate with other things, like other temples that are underground, that are 50 feet underground.
They've mapped those things out with the same technology.
So there's a precedent to it.
These people knew things, and we don't understand how they knew it or what they knew.
And we don't know if the people that lived in ancient Egypt that we considered ancient Egypt, like, you know, 2000 BC, we don't know if they found those structures or if those people built those structures.
There's so much.
Weirdness with Egypt, because the construction is so beyond anything else that exists anywhere on Earth, and especially when you're dealing with 4,500 plus years ago.
4,500 years ago is the conventional estimations.
But there's a lot of these heretic archaeologists that think, no, this is a lot older than that.
I mean, there's a king's list that goes back 30,000 plus years.
charley crockett
30,000 years.
joe rogan
There's a lot.
The most profound evidence is just the vastness of the Egyptian Empire and just the vastness of the construction, the way they were able to bring these stones from 500 miles away through the mountains that are 80 tons.
How?
How did they cut them perfectly?
How did they put them 120 feet in the air and put them in the ceiling?
What the fuck was going on then?
What the fuck was going on with people who were supposedly just getting out of hunter and gathering?
I mean, this is like the emergence.
Like a couple thousand years earlier, we're supposed to be like using stone tools and throwing them at animals.
And now you have these people that build this building.
A true north, south, east, and west has 2,300,000 stones in it.
What?
It's aligned with Orion stars, the stars in the Orion belt.
Like, what?
charley crockett
Maybe what happened was AI took them down, too.
joe rogan
It might be.
charley crockett
Way, way back.
joe rogan
It might be.
charley crockett
I'm just saying, right?
unidentified
It could be.
charley crockett
Stuff could be, I forget who said that, but it's like, I mean, I'm all for science, but.
You know, there's so much out there beyond what we can see.
joe rogan
Yeah.
charley crockett
So I always kind of thought that myself.
I mean, it's a basic thing nowadays.
You know, when I was like a kid, you know, a lot of people have had this thought, but it's like, you know, I'm always like looking up here in the stars and it's like, if they're saying that the stars are basically infinite.
Then it's infinite possibility for other planets with life on it, which basically is a certainty, right?
joe rogan
It's basically a certainty.
charley crockett
It's a certainty.
joe rogan
Yeah, it's basically a certainty.
And the more we explore in the known universe, the more we understand that it's much more likely that this is not an anomaly, that there's many, many planets out there.
Who knows?
Maybe an infinite number that have life.
charley crockett
So who knows what's going on with those Egyptians?
joe rogan
Well, we don't know how long ago they did this.
You know, there's just so much speculation.
charley crockett
Well, and the version of Egypt that we're taught about, it was like just the latest stage of it.
joe rogan
Oh, yeah.
charley crockett
Like I read where it went on for so many thousands of years and there was this whole evolution of those kingdoms.
I'm talking about throughout Africa.
joe rogan
Yep.
Well, all the Sub-Saharan area.
charley crockett
All of that, too.
joe rogan
That's where they believe that Atlantis was.
I mean, there's this thing called the Reshot structure that there's, again, these heretic archaeologists believe was the site of Atlantis.
I mean, the South Saharan, the Sub-Saharan Africa was a rich rainforest thousands of years ago.
There's whale bones.
They find whale bones in the Saharan Desert.
charley crockett
That's crazy.
joe rogan
It's fucking madness, man.
The history of Earth is so confusing.
Like Graham Hancock says it best, we're a species with amnesia.
You know?
And that's what's wild about all this ancient shit.
charley crockett
We don't remember anything.
joe rogan
Well, we definitely don't remember shit from 20,000 years ago.
It's all just speculation.
And people have been in this form.
You know, the form of homo sapiens now for 300-plus thousand years.
Like, who knows how long?
And who knows where they learned this stuff from?
I mean, who knows if they learned this stuff from visitors?
We don't know.
We don't know.
I mean, if we did get visited 20,000, 30,000 years ago, what evidence would be left?
You know?
And are we being visited now?
Well, we're about to find out because if this shit keeps popping off with Israel and Iran and they start going nuclear, That we're so close to emerging as a Type 1 civilization.
We're so close to getting out of this barbaric, you know, territorial apes with thermonuclear weapons.
We're so close to passing this stage that we're in right now, as long as we don't fuck it up.
And who knows how many times people might have fucked it up in the past.
I mean, that might be what we're looking at when we're looking at ancient Egypt.
There might be the remnants.
And there's also natural disasters.
charley crockett
Yeah, and that's all I meant by AI.
joe rogan
Yeah.
charley crockett
You know what I mean?
joe rogan
It could be our greatest natural disaster.
charley crockett
You get there, but I like your – there's a very positive outlook, though, when you're talking about getting to the next – Type...
joe rogan
Type one civilization.
charley crockett
What does that mean?
joe rogan
Okay.
It might have been Sagan.
Jamie, you can pull it up so I don't fuck this up.
charley crockett
Come on, Jamie.
joe rogan
But it's essentially our...
Here it is.
Type 1 civilization known as a planetary civilization defined by our Kardashev scale as the one that's harnessed and controls all available energy on its planet.
This includes utilizing all forms of energy from sources like solar, wind, geothermal, and potentially even harnessing nuclear fusion.
A Type 1 civilization is also characterized by a global technologically advanced society with a high degree of interconnectedness and the ability to manage planetary scale resources and weather.
And AI, in best case scenario, helps us achieve that.
And we're close.
We're probably a lot closer to that than we think.
Type 2 civilization is stellar, meaning we populate other planets.
Type 3 is galactic.
We populate the cosmos and we explore the cosmos.
We're on our way to that.
It's inevitable.
If we used to live in caves, and now we fly in hypersonic jets, this is what's coming.
And it's whether or not we fuck it up along the way.
charley crockett
Beam me up, man.
joe rogan
We should probably end on that.
Charlie Crockett, you're the man.
I appreciate you, brother.
Thank you very much for being here, man.
charley crockett
Pleasure is mine, man.
Texas forever.
joe rogan
It's been a lot of fun.
charley crockett
Yeah, thanks a lot.
joe rogan
Texas forever.
Thank you, sir.
Come on, man.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right.
Tell everybody where they can find all your shit.
Do you have a social media?
charley crockett
Yeah, but you don't got to do all that.
unidentified
Okay.
charley crockett
I mean, it's Charlie Crockett.
Charlie with an E-Y, like Charlie Pride.
joe rogan
That's it.
charley crockett
Crockett with two T's, just like Davey.
joe rogan
That's all they need to know.
unidentified
That's it.
All right.
Thank you.
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