June 22, 2024 - The Joe Rogan Experience
02:51:45
Participants
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| Trapped. | ||
| I don't like being trapped in this Apple ecosystem. | ||
| And I'll tell you something. | ||
| This fuckin' phone... | ||
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Live. | |
| We live? | ||
| Yay! | ||
| I don't give a fuck. | ||
| This phone does so much more. | ||
| First of all, the anti-glare. | ||
| The fact that the screen has anti-glare on it, so much better. | ||
| Outside, crystal clear. | ||
| You read everything crystal clear. | ||
| I fucking love this circle to search thing. | ||
| So, like, if you have a cool pair of sneakers on, I can take a photo of them, do a little circle of it on my phone, and immediately pops up on Google all the places to buy it. | ||
|
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Damn. | |
| It shows you what things... | ||
| Yes! | ||
| Dude, here's another one. | ||
| My notes, like, say if I do a show and I record it, it will transcribe the entire set and it will summarize it for me. | ||
| That's pretty gangster. | ||
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What? | |
| Yes, it'll summarize it for me. | ||
| It also will summarize websites. | ||
| So if there's a website, you know, oh, what's going on in Russia? | ||
| Some crazy shit is happening. | ||
| I say summarize that for me. | ||
| Give you the cliff notes? | ||
| It summarizes it for you. | ||
| Goddamn. | ||
| And Apple doesn't do any of that? | ||
|
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No. | |
| Not yet. | ||
| Not yet. | ||
| Fantastic camera. | ||
| The cameras have always been better, right? | ||
| They've always been better on Android? | ||
| It's hard to say better, because I have both. | ||
| I'm going to tell you something. | ||
| They're both awesome. | ||
| It's better at certain stuff. | ||
| The iPhone camera is fucking awesome, but so is the Samsung camera. | ||
| Hey, let's be honest, though. | ||
| You've never taken a picture of an iPhone like, ah, I wish it was better. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Never. | ||
| Never. | ||
| That's my point. | ||
| No one's a professional photographer? | ||
| Fuck off. | ||
| But if you are like one of those crazy professional photographers, one thing this does do is it zooms way better. | ||
| Way better. | ||
| The zoom is crystal clear. | ||
| You can read a sign like way in the distance where I've zoomed in with this and I can see it, but I can't read the letters. | ||
| And then with this phone, with the Samsung, I see the letters crystal clear. | ||
| I think the iPhone is a better camera for just whipping it out and taking a picture, but you can do more with the Android. | ||
| I don't even know if it's a better camera for taking it out and whipping a picture. | ||
| I think they're equal. | ||
| I think for taking it out and whipping a picture, it's equal. | ||
| But this thing has so many more options. | ||
| There's all these options he's always shown me about. | ||
| I have to go, where is that? | ||
| It's in the settings. | ||
| If you're not into fucking around with things, get an iPhone. | ||
| But if you're like me and you're really into tech stuff, Android's way more interesting. | ||
| With the Apple, with the iPhone, they have the... | ||
| The thing where you can shoot and cut and edit that has all that? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| You can have the handheld thing. | ||
| My crew, when we're filming whatever car stuff, whatever it is, outside, they'll just have a handheld with the iPhone. | ||
| Have a gimbal. | ||
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Yeah, a gimbal. | |
| Have a little whiskey. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| You can do all that. | ||
| And they knock it out. | ||
| I'm like, God damn, man. | ||
| You can do all that. | ||
| Not only that, this has pro features. | ||
| You can set it in a pro mode, and you have way more options in terms of how you film it, what the images look like. | ||
| It's just way more adjustable. | ||
| Can the government track you on that one too? | ||
| Oh yeah, they track you on everything. | ||
| That's all bullshit. | ||
| You're never getting away from the government. | ||
| I don't even believe in Signal. | ||
| I've been talking to these people on Signal, like the guy Moxie who made Signal. | ||
| What's the matter? | ||
| My glass smells funny. | ||
| Your glass smells funny. | ||
|
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What are you talking about? | |
| I just smell something. | ||
| Does it smell like whiskey? | ||
| No, I mean, I smell it through whiskey. | ||
| Like an old whiskey? | ||
| It smells like soap? | ||
| Like dirty water. | ||
| Sometimes it smells like plasma. | ||
| Something weird. | ||
| You're out of your fucking mind. | ||
| It smells like whiskey. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| There's whiskey in your water. | ||
| I'm talking outside the whiskey. | ||
| You're crazy. | ||
| We have an awesome dishwasher. | ||
| It smells... | ||
| Maybe size? | ||
| Trust me. | ||
| I mean, I got the bloodhound nose. | ||
| Is your nose that good? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Really? | ||
| Has it always been like that? | ||
| Even as a smoker. | ||
| Yeah, it runs in the family. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| That's interesting. | ||
| You guys just have blood hanging noses, huh? | ||
| That's interesting. | ||
| I'm always the first one to smell something. | ||
| Bro, when I got my nose fixed, when I got my deviated septum fixed, I could smell way better. | ||
| I was like, oh my god. | ||
| Forever, though? | ||
| Because I got mine fixed, and it just, it's whatever. | ||
| I think you're just accustomed to it. | ||
| In the beginning, was it better? | ||
| Oh, night and day difference. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| In the beginning, when you first get it fixed, and you have all the bandage up there, or they take the stitch out and pull it out, you're like... | ||
| I didn't get my nose fixed until I was 40 years old. | ||
| For 40 fucking years, I had a shattered nose with just the whole inside of it was blocked. | ||
| It was nothing. | ||
| I had like one quarter of one nostril that was useful. | ||
| And that surgery is real fun, isn't it? | ||
| Is that better? | ||
| Well, look at Drikas Duplicy's. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Because I called bullshit when his coach was like, he's only breathing 8%. | ||
| I'm like, come on, man. | ||
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Not 8%. | |
| That's ridiculous. | ||
| You know, it's ridiculous. | ||
| But I was like, come on, that's not a cardio thing. | ||
| And they're like, wait, do you see him in this next fight? | ||
| His cardio's going to be better. | ||
| Way better. | ||
| My cardio was way better. | ||
| My cardio was at least 10% better when I got my nose fixed. | ||
| Because you can breathe out of your nose. | ||
| Like, if you can't breathe out of your nose, especially if you're doing jujitsu and your mouth is getting covered all the time, you're like, all you have is your mouth to breathe out of. | ||
| And also, as a fighter, breathing out of your mouth is trouble. | ||
| Yeah, because your jaw's open, you can get rocked easier. | ||
| For two years, I walked around like this, pulling my nose so I could breathe. | ||
| That's why I got that operation. | ||
| You got a hunker on your mind. | ||
| My operation went bad. | ||
| Did you ever get those things that stick? | ||
| Did they work? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Did they do anything? | ||
| Well, so they put them in there for the first 12 days. | ||
| Theo has them on at all hours of the day. | ||
| Theo's so crazy. | ||
| He's so funny. | ||
| He would just show up one day at the studio. | ||
| I'm like, where the fuck? | ||
| You don't wear it on the studio? | ||
| He's like, yeah, man, I need to breathe. | ||
| I'm like, all right. | ||
| He's like, you ever tried? | ||
| I'm like, no. | ||
| Hickson used to roll with those on. | ||
| They work. | ||
| Speaking of which, where's the smelling salts? | ||
| Oh, we got them. | ||
| You ready to go back in? | ||
| It's your first companion, huh? | ||
| You ready to go back in? | ||
| Brian had the funniest reaction ever to smelling salts because we opened up a fresh, ah, one of the fresh ones, and as soon as he opened up, he threw his headphones off and ran out of the room. | ||
| If you do it now, there's not a lot of room to run. | ||
| You're going to have to have it. | ||
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Don't run over the fucking TV. We got a freshie. | |
| Oh, this one hasn't been opened. | ||
| Nothing better than- No, thank you. | ||
|
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What do you mean? | |
| You're getting in, bro. | ||
| I hate those things. | ||
| Of course you hate it. | ||
| Everybody hates it. | ||
| I hate it too, but I'm about to do it. | ||
| Let's fucking go. | ||
| You gotta do it, B. This is so strong. | ||
| This is so strong. | ||
| Look, it's sealed. | ||
| Okay, I just broke the seal. | ||
| You can still get it. | ||
| And then the lid of the thing is sealed as well. | ||
| And you still, you smell it through that. | ||
| Ah, fuck you! | ||
| That's not through that! | ||
| That's not the real deal. | ||
| That's just foreplay, buddy. | ||
| It's still sealed. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| God! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Still sealed. | ||
| That shit's powerful. | ||
| Is that the same one? | ||
| Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| That's the same level? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But this is how you want to get them. | ||
| You want to get them fresh. | ||
| Like, right when you open it. | ||
| You said that's not the real deal? | ||
| Oh, this is the real deal. | ||
| No, the real deal. | ||
| Once he open it, it's the real deal. | ||
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Oh, okay. | |
| Him smelling through the fucking bottle, that's some bitch shit. | ||
|
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Through the bag. | |
| Smell the bag. | ||
| Just the bag. | ||
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Mmm. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Takes me back. | ||
| Takes you back. | ||
| So look, now I'm going to break the seal. | ||
| Get ready, boys. | ||
| It's still sealed. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| It's still sealed. | ||
| The top is sealed. | ||
| Get ready, boys. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| This shit fires me up. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Oh my god, I'm smelling from here. | ||
| Woo! | ||
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No, get in there, B. Get in there, B. Yeah. | |
| Fuck you. | ||
| Get some closeness. | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| Oh my goodness. | ||
| Wah! | ||
|
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Ha ha ha! | |
| Ha ha ha! | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
|
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Gah! | |
| It's Joey right now. | ||
| Yeah, dawg. | ||
| Nothing to ask for, Brian. | ||
| You brought this on, and it's early. | ||
| I was going to wait until at least a co-main event. | ||
| Hey, what's this, huh? | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| Dude, dude, I'm fucking hot. | ||
| Dude, dude, I'm fucking hot. | ||
| Dude, guys, good night. | ||
| Dude, whippets and shit. | ||
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Fuck. | |
| I'll tell you what, that wakes you up before a show. | ||
| We have them in the green room. | ||
| We pop a little sniff before you go on stage. | ||
| I live in my garage every morning before I get out and head to work. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Oh yeah. | ||
|
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Damn. | |
| You're all in. | ||
| Have you had these? | ||
| The Lucy's? | ||
| The Breakers? | ||
| No. | ||
| Oh, these are good. | ||
| They're eights. | ||
| You know, people are constantly sending us. | ||
| Same thing. | ||
| Lucy's have eights, and they have like a little mint thing in it. | ||
| When you chew it, the mint thing breaks. | ||
| It tastes good in your mouth. | ||
| They're eight milligrams? | ||
| Eight milligrams? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| You got 24 in right now. | ||
| You got 24? | ||
| How many do you have in there? | ||
| Four. | ||
| His blood pressure is very high. | ||
| No, it's good. | ||
| You have 24 milligrams in your mouth? | ||
| He's a maniac. | ||
| I go through two cans a day, Doug. | ||
| What are you using? | ||
| Which one? | ||
| Black buffalo. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Maniac. | ||
| Good lord. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| You push the envelope. | ||
| Yeah, that's not even an envelope anymore. | ||
| You've got a satchel filled with envelopes. | ||
| The directions say to keep it a foot away from your face. | ||
| Shut the fuck up, pussy. | ||
| I had to get in there. | ||
| The first time you did it, Brian, you got it up to your nose. | ||
| You put it like an inch from your nose and took a deep swig. | ||
| I think I damaged my sinuses. | ||
| Pure pressure works like a motherfucker. | ||
| He says, do not use more than a few times a day. | ||
| He was like, I'm not doing that. | ||
| I would never. | ||
| I said, don't be a bitch. | ||
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I got it. | |
| I'll try it. | ||
| Well, he just saw it. | ||
| That's how fun it is. | ||
| Yeah, it's a good time. | ||
|
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It is fun. | |
| That was like the last time we did a fight companion. | ||
| I go, I'm just going to microdose. | ||
| And you like pushed over a giant piece of chocolate. | ||
| I was like, I think that might be a little... | ||
| And you're like, don't be a bitch. | ||
| I was like, okay. | ||
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I was texting you from the plane. | |
| I can't negotiate my plane seat. | ||
| Hand me the Lucy, man. | ||
| One ain't going to do it for a trial there. | ||
| I think there's one more in there. | ||
| That's the same flavor you gave me? | ||
| But you already have 24? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's the same flavor. | ||
| I took the 24 out because I don't mix flavors. | ||
| Well now you get 16. So you'll have two of those, it'll be 16. To see if your heart will stop. | ||
| Blue season for people who are tired. | ||
| But I like it better than Zin. | ||
| A lot better. | ||
| Because Zin gives you this weird flavor in your mouth. | ||
| It's a toxic flavor. | ||
| It doesn't seem good. | ||
| So I like, you know, there's another one called, I think that's empty. | ||
| I think there's another one called Athletic THC that I really like. | ||
| I mean, not Athletic THC. Athletic Nicotine. | ||
| So how long have you been doing nicotine? | ||
| Like a year. | ||
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Why? | |
| Because it's good for your brain? | ||
| It fires you up, man. | ||
| It's good as a nootropic. | ||
| It actually helps your brain. | ||
| It helps cognitive performance. | ||
| The real problem is cigarettes. | ||
| Cigarettes are not good. | ||
| But the nicotine is actually good for your brain. | ||
| A lot of great books were written on cigarettes. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, nicotine is great. | ||
| Yeah, well, Stephen King said that. | ||
| Stephen King said when he stopped smoking cigarettes, it was one of the biggest issues. | ||
| Like, stopping cocaine and drinking was fine, but cigarettes, he was like, ooh. | ||
| His books got super boring. | ||
| They weren't as good. | ||
| He said that he doesn't remember writing Cujo. | ||
| That's why it's so good. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And then he said this. | ||
| His wife came in and she started cleaning up cans. | ||
| And he goes, God, I kept cans everywhere. | ||
| When was the last time we cleaned this place? | ||
| And it was literally the whole place was covered with beer cans. | ||
| And she goes, this is the past three days. | ||
| And he was like, I'm drinking a lot. | ||
| He didn't even realize it. | ||
| Yeah, well, if you want to be good, you want to really write the kind of shit that he wrote when he was young, you've got to push that motherfucking envelope. | ||
| You can't do anything in moderation. | ||
| No, he actually in his book said, I was a very creative guy who had a substance abuse problem. | ||
| It's not that I had a substance abuse problem and therefore I was creative. | ||
| He said, don't get it twisted. | ||
| Because I always had a great imagination. | ||
| But I just... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I am of a belief that it helps you. | ||
| I really am. | ||
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I'm not. | |
| But I do think that it's a personality type. | ||
| So it might go hand in hand, right? | ||
| With an extreme... | ||
| It all comes together, maybe. | ||
| I think it opens up doors in your imagination that will stay closed. | ||
| Yep, and you can't get there unless you're under that. | ||
| But it depends on what drug, right? | ||
| I don't know about alcohol. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, I've never fucked with cocaine, but he was a big cocaine user, and, like, The Shining was all on cocaine. | ||
| Great movie. | ||
| Fucking great book. | ||
| Fantastic. | ||
| The book is insane. | ||
| Unbelievable. | ||
| He didn't like the movie. | ||
| He felt like Jack Nicholson was too crazy too quick. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, he thought, like, in the movie, the guy becomes crazy. | ||
| The guy's like a normal dude who becomes crazy during the staying at the Overlook. | ||
| It's a build. | ||
| That was shot in Colorado. | ||
| Such a good movie. | ||
| So here we go. | ||
| First fight, Volkan Ozdemir, and who's he fighting? | ||
| Johnny Walker, right? | ||
| Johnny Walker, the hell of a fight. | ||
| Dude, the odds are even on this. | ||
| The odd makers went somebody's getting knocked out. | ||
| Johnny Walker can knock out anybody. | ||
| How does he get down to 205, please? | ||
| It's so hard to believe. | ||
| He's so big. | ||
| When you stand next to him, he's massive. | ||
| Like, he easily could be a heavyweight. | ||
| Easily. | ||
| Dude, it'd be fun if Johnny Walker wins this one. | ||
| Can you imagine him and Alex? | ||
| That's a motherfucking fight. | ||
| Yeah, but is that possible? | ||
| Why not? | ||
| He's got the Neanderthal forehead. | ||
| Yeah, he's a big fella. | ||
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I have a question. | |
| Why not, Joe? | ||
| Because I don't think he's won enough. | ||
| I don't think it's compelling. | ||
| He would have to beat a Jamal Hill. | ||
| He would have to beat a Yuri Prohaska. | ||
| I'm not saying next. | ||
| I'm saying I hope he wins and continues to win. | ||
| He's about two away from it. | ||
| At light heavyweight, you win two big fights. | ||
| You're there, bro. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's like one step below heavyweight, right? | ||
| Like look at Yuri. | ||
| He won one fight, now he's back. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Heavyweight's pretty slim. | ||
| Joe, why didn't Ankoliyev get that fight? | ||
| That's a good question. | ||
| Yeah, he's very good. | ||
| Also, you know why, right? | ||
| They might have offered him that fight, and he might have said no. | ||
| They might have thought that his fight with Jan Bohovic was boring. | ||
| I disagree heavily. | ||
| I think Jan Bohovic is a fucking animal. | ||
| And if you want to survive against Jan Bohovic, you've got to fight smart. | ||
| You can't ask a guy to fight stupid just so everybody can cheer. | ||
| But to Dana White's point, it's a business of entertainment, too. | ||
| Right, but he looked entertaining in all of his other fights. | ||
| I just know he has a draw before that, bro. | ||
| With who? | ||
| And Kalayev had a draw before that. | ||
| Who did he have? | ||
| With Jan. | ||
| Oh, but again, Jan Bohovich, fucking animal. | ||
| Four minutes and thirty seconds, 4.29, 4.28, 4.27, 4.26 if you want to sync it up. | ||
| Like, I like what the UFC did with Izzy, right? | ||
| He's coming off a loss, and then he's been out, what, a year at least? | ||
| And then they're giving him a title shot. | ||
| I think that's what makes the UFC the UFC, because they're going, no, no, we're not just giving the guy a title shot who we think is next. | ||
| Like, what Izzy did, his body of work, you can lose one and still be a huge draw. | ||
| What's the difference between fucking UFC and boxing? | ||
| That's true, but if that's true, why didn't Sean get the rematch? | ||
| Because Sean won that fight, I thought. | ||
| I thought it was very close, but I thought Strickland should have got the decision. | ||
| Why not give him a rematch? | ||
| If you're a purist, which I'm both, right? | ||
| I get the business entertainment side in the purist. | ||
| If you're a purist, Sean Strickland 100% should be next. | ||
| And he beat Paulo Costa. | ||
| I thought he beat Dreykus as well. | ||
| But the thing is about Tricus is, these guys are angry at each other. | ||
| You know, there's like a lot of hype, it's a good fight to sell, all that shit-talking. | ||
| It'd get more views than a Strickland rematch. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| Ah, Strickland's a big fucking star, man. | ||
| He's so awkward, dude. | ||
| His style. | ||
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Is he? | |
| And there's a story with him? | ||
| John's getting pieced up right now. | ||
| Yeah, Ostomir can crack. | ||
| And the problem with Johnny Walker is he's been KO'd a gang of times. | ||
| Yeah, his defense is suspect usually. | ||
| A lot of guys have put him away. | ||
| Jamal Hill. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Didn't he win his last fight on a DQ? I don't know. | ||
| The Jamal one was crazy. | ||
| Jamal hit him on the forehead and his hands flew up in the air and he went, oh, there it is. | ||
| There it is. | ||
| He got rocked. | ||
| I got it. | ||
| He's in trouble. | ||
| He's in trouble. | ||
| He's in trouble already. | ||
| Ozdemir might get him here. | ||
| He's letting him get him against the cage like that. | ||
| Get out of the way, bro. | ||
| He's got to get out of there. | ||
| He's in trouble. | ||
| He's in real trouble. | ||
| Oh, don't do that. | ||
| He does a lot of wild shit. | ||
| You can't do wild shit when you're really hurt. | ||
| Ozdemir's technically very proficient. | ||
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Look at that. | |
| Oh, he's out. | ||
| He's out. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| Out cold. | ||
| Out cold. | ||
| But that's why I went to SPG, because he needed to tighten up, because he's wild. | ||
| Yeah, but that's... | ||
| Damn, dude. | ||
| That's happened too many times. | ||
| How's your reflex that lowered flying me? | ||
| Wow. | ||
| He's just trying to be crazy. | ||
| Just trying to do anything. | ||
| But you can't do that with Volkan. | ||
| Volkan Ozdemir can punch so hard. | ||
| At a certain level, the fundamentals are going to beat you. | ||
| The guys are that good. | ||
| And Ozdemir's been out for a bit, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And he had some losses, too. | ||
| Oh, he's had some losses. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But he's a good striker, man. | ||
| Yeah, very solid hands there. | ||
| Beautiful hands. | ||
| He hurt him, and then once Johnny Walker gets hurt, I think he's just been KO'd too many times. | ||
| Oh, there's that left hook. | ||
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That's nice. | |
| And once it goes, it goes. | ||
| There's nothing you can do. | ||
| But this was a bad one. | ||
| I mean, he got flattened. | ||
| I just think Johnny Walker had all the physical gifts, but I just didn't have the kind of fundamentals like Ozdemir does. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Yeah, look at that. | ||
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Boom. | |
| It's too good. | ||
| Oh my goodness. | ||
| That's awful. | ||
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Out cold. | |
| That's awful. | ||
| Out cold. | ||
| And the other thing is, like, Johnny Walker probably sucks a lot of weight to get to 205. And that definitely messes with your chin. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| That's a terrible shot. | ||
| That last shot is awful. | ||
| Oh, that last shot's rough. | ||
| Look at his eyes roll back in his head. | ||
| When you're sucking that much weight, it's gonna fuck your brain up. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| To clean your body of all that water. | ||
| And he's 6'6", 205? | ||
| How? | ||
| Hey, bro, go to heavyweight. | ||
| Yeah, go to heavyweight. | ||
| Go to fucking heavyweight. | ||
| He might be a really good heavyweight, man, and that is a shallow pool. | ||
| Super shallow. | ||
| Like, you could lose, like, multiple fights and still be in the hunt. | ||
| And there's a lot of strikers for him. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Rosenstrug, you know, you've got a ton of guys. | ||
| Yeah, but nowadays, now that he's been flat-lined a lot. | ||
| Yeah, it might be over. | ||
| I mean, you've got to think of all the different people that have gotten him. | ||
| Well, remember he was doing the worm when he won and blew his shoulder out. | ||
| Yeah, that was crazy. | ||
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Oh, no. | |
| So, Johnny Walker won a fight, I think it was in Brazil, and he started celebrating, doing the worm, and literally fell too hard and blew his shoulder out. | ||
| It was out like a year and a half. | ||
| Shoulder reconstructed. | ||
| Doing the worm. | ||
| Tore his shoulder apart. | ||
| So dumb. | ||
| Yeah, for nothing. | ||
| Did you see Connor's injury? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Thoughts? | ||
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Well... | |
| Pinky toe. | ||
| It's exactly what Pajeda had when he beat Jamal Hill. | ||
| He had a broken toe, too. | ||
| A lot of guys have had a... | ||
| Now it's the pinky toe. | ||
| A lot of guys... | ||
| I fought with a broken pinky toe. | ||
| I knew about it in advance. | ||
| Look, here's the thing about a broken pinky toe. | ||
| When you're a guy who kicks as much as Conor, it's a fucking problem. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| And it's also the same foot where his leg was snapped and he went into that fight injured. | ||
| He's never pulled out of a fight before. | ||
| Never. | ||
| This is the first one he pulled out of, and I think it's wise. | ||
| Because I think if you do have a broken toe and you are going into a fight and you did go into a fight the last fight injured, what if that fucking toe becomes a real issue? | ||
| What if he throws a kick and it smashes again and he's in agony and he can't move? | ||
| I thought you and I were going to disagree on this. | ||
| I couldn't agree more. | ||
| And you've got to realize what's on the line for Conor too. | ||
| He loses this one, the ride's over. | ||
| So why risk it? | ||
| You've got to be able to get the fuck out of the way with Michael Chandler. | ||
| So you're not going to go in compromised and it's the leg that's already fucked up. | ||
| You want your best foot forward, no pun intended. | ||
| And he spends a lot of time bouncing on his toes. | ||
| That's his biggest asset against Chandler. | ||
| You've got to in and out, stick a move, kicks. | ||
| You can't do that with a broken toe. | ||
| You can't tie that toe to the other toe. | ||
| You can, but it's going to be compromised. | ||
| You're still not a hundo. | ||
| Now, if this is Connor six years ago, he's fighting all day. | ||
| Excuse me, he fought Chad Mendes with a blown fucking knee and still beat him. | ||
| And it was on short notice. | ||
| Still beat him. | ||
| So, don't get it twisted. | ||
| Connor's a savage and he's a fighter's fighter. | ||
| But this, I think finally his team's like, dude, I'm addicted. | ||
| Okay, I'll take one of those. | ||
| Yeah, boys. | ||
| We got more? | ||
| The only person who drinks more Diet Coke than me. | ||
| I'm good unless the cool kids are doing it and then I'll drink it. | ||
| I never drink Diet Coke. | ||
| Why don't you drink Diet Coke? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Are you scared of ascertainment? | ||
| You think it's fucking poison? | ||
| I disagree. | ||
| My temple's super pure. | ||
| I love Diet Coke. | ||
| I scrubbed my temple clean. | ||
| Dude, we're gonna get along, brother. | ||
| We're gonna get along. | ||
| You know, they try to remake it to taste just like Coca-Cola. | ||
| Talking about Coke Zero? | ||
| Yeah, that's why Coke Zero came about. | ||
| They tried to make a better Diet Coke, but people had already liked the flavor of Diet Coke, so they had to... | ||
| Coke Zero doesn't bother me. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| It's kind of the same. | ||
| If it's there, I'll take it. | ||
| I can tell the difference. | ||
| But you know why they came out with Coke Zero? | ||
| Because the sales of Diet Coke were going down, because men were embarrassed to order Diet Coke, so they thought it was more of a female drink, so they're like, all right, let's do Coke Zero. | ||
| What men are these? | ||
| They did that with Miller. | ||
| They called it the champagne of beers to get women. | ||
| What? | ||
| They don't know their audience. | ||
| Yeah, that's what they did know. | ||
| But initially, it came out and it was the champagne of beers. | ||
| How do we get women to drink beer? | ||
| Call it the champagne of beers. | ||
| It's like with cigarettes, they used to call them freedom torches during the suffragette movement. | ||
| So they wanted to get women to smoke. | ||
| It was considered not very feminine. | ||
| So Freud's grandson, Edward Bernays, Was like, I know how to do this. | ||
| We'll fucking just tell them that these are freedom torches. | ||
| So all these feminists now were like smoking their... | ||
| No man tells me, and they started smoking. | ||
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Really? | |
| Yep. | ||
| And he's the same guy that got people to say breakfast is the most important meal of the day. | ||
| Well, that was all because the pork lobby came to him and they were like, hey, we got to get people to eat more pork. | ||
| And he's like, cool, say less. | ||
| We'll just call it bacon is part of a breakfast, a good... | ||
| So unhealthy. | ||
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Yep. | |
| And breakfast is the most important. | ||
| So unhealthy. | ||
| How so? | ||
| Bacon? | ||
| Yeah, how so? | ||
| All the cholesterol, all the fat, no? | ||
| No. | ||
| No, nonsense. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| Absolute, complete nonsense. | ||
| Are you an American? | ||
| Saturated fat is not bad for you in any way, shape, or form. | ||
| That is all, again, that's all the sugar movement. | ||
| The sugar industry trick people into thinking that saturated fat is a problem. | ||
| How many calories are in one piece of bacon? | ||
| Calories aren't the problem, brother. | ||
| If you're working out. | ||
| It's sugar and bullshit is the problem. | ||
| Calories aren't the problem if you're working out. | ||
| Yeah, well, overeating is always a problem, but calories from saturated fat are not a problem. | ||
| Cholesterol is what creates myelin, which is literally what the fucking brain is made out of. | ||
| Cholesterol is responsible for all your hormone production. | ||
| Cholesterol is responsible for so much in the human body. | ||
| It's not bad for you at all. | ||
| It's just a crock of shit. | ||
| What's bad for you is processed food. | ||
| What's bad for you is sugar and excess of carbohydrates, bullshit food, seed oils. | ||
| There's a lot of things that people get connected to, that they connect to, and they say this is bad for you because of this. | ||
| But actual real bacon's not bad for you. | ||
| It's not bad for you. | ||
| It's just fat. | ||
| Fat is good for you. | ||
| Look, if you're on a ketogenic diet, which is very healthy for you, ketogenic diet, those people eat a shitload of bacon. | ||
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That guy's a fucking stone-cold killer. | |
| That's a fucking fight, bro. | ||
| Has he knocked out everybody he's fought? | ||
| Not everybody, but pretty close. | ||
| That's a great card. | ||
| He's fucking terrifying, man. | ||
| I'm trying to remember who he reminds me of. | ||
| Diego Lopez and Brian Ortega is a fight, son. | ||
| How about this Anthony Smith-Roman Delice fight? | ||
| How much has that card changed? | ||
| You know, it was supposed to be Jamal Hill, Khalil Roundtree. | ||
| Khalil Roundtree falls out, and then Jamal Hill's going to go out against Carlos Olberg. | ||
| I'm like, ooh, I love that. | ||
| And then Jamal hurts his knee, and then Carlos Olberg, for some reason, is out. | ||
| Why is Olberg out? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| And then he's supposed to fight Anthony Smith, and Anthony Smith stays, and now he's playing homeboy. | ||
| Have I not been paying attention? | ||
| When did Michael Page get into the UFC? Recently. | ||
| He had one fight. | ||
| That's going to be a great fight. | ||
| That's another great fight. | ||
| I can't wait. | ||
| I want to see if he gets away with all the shit at this level. | ||
| Well, he's going to fight Ian Gary, who is really tall, but I don't think he's going to be able to hit that dude. | ||
| You don't think Ian Gary will? | ||
| No. | ||
| Oh, I disagree. | ||
| Michael Van and Page is a different thing. | ||
| Oh, he'll put his lights up. | ||
| You think so? | ||
| Really? | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, I think Ian Gary's the next... | ||
| He's it, man. | ||
| That dude's so talented. | ||
| I think he's sensational, but he's been hit before, and he's been rocked and dropped. | ||
| Michael Van and Page is a different thing inside the octagon. | ||
| Michael Van and Page has been hit before, too? | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| By Diego Lima. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| Or Douglas. | ||
| Douglas. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| I like Page, but I think Ian Gary's that guy. | ||
| I think he's going to have a really hard time finding that guy. | ||
| You know what I think? | ||
| You saw the Kevin Holland fight? | ||
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Yep. | |
| He was like, where the fuck is he? | ||
| He couldn't find him. | ||
| Couldn't even touch him. | ||
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True. | |
| That point, elite point fighting style with all the MMA skills that Michael Venn and Page has, that is one of the most puzzling problems to deal with inside the octagon. | ||
| Yeah, look at Alex. | ||
| Thriving. | ||
| Pierre, thriving. | ||
| Right, but it's not... | ||
| Alex is not a point fighter. | ||
| It's a different style. | ||
| Yeah, I'm just saying his elite level of striking makes up for the other holes in the game. | ||
| Sure, but we've had elite strikers before. | ||
| The difference with Michael Venom-Page is Michael Venom-Page is an elite point fighter. | ||
| His style of hitting and not getting hit and being able to close distance really fast, fucking nobody's like that. | ||
| Wonderboy? | ||
| Closest? | ||
| Close. | ||
| But not at that level. | ||
| Not at that level. | ||
| Wonderboy was a kickboxer. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| A very elite striker. | ||
| Very elite kickboxer. | ||
| But the difference between kickboxing and point fighting is that blitz. | ||
| That blitz. | ||
| And Michael Venom Page is so unorthodox. | ||
| I think that could be one of those fights. | ||
| Remember when Francis and Derek Lewis were going to fight and were like, Bro, this fight's going one minute. | ||
| Get ready. | ||
| And it went to a decision. | ||
| So boring. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Sometimes when you have those two high-level strikers and it's that style, I'm not saying it's going to be boring. | ||
| There's a chance it can be really fucking boring. | ||
| Because it's so calculated, so strategic, and neither guy wants to engage because of all these faints. | ||
| Michael Vanden Page has never been in a boring fight in his fucking life. | ||
| He's amazing. | ||
| Michael Vanden Page is an entertainer. | ||
| Some of those Bellator ones are tough. | ||
| He's great, don't be wrong, but some of those Bellator ones were tough. | ||
| I'm interested. | ||
| I'll tell you what. | ||
| You might be right, you might be wrong. | ||
| I'm interested. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| I just think that he is the most difficult puzzle on the feet I've ever seen. | ||
| Hard to find a guy who can spar like him, too. | ||
| Kevin Holland couldn't do a fucking thing to him. | ||
| Couldn't do a fucking thing. | ||
| Kevin Holland is a good striker. | ||
| A very good striker. | ||
| I mean, he's a complete fighter, Kevin, but he's a very good striker. | ||
| He didn't even come close to hitting him. | ||
| That dude was just not there. | ||
| It's a different thing, man. | ||
| And he's tall as shit. | ||
| There's no disrespect to Holland. | ||
| I think Ian Garrett's at a different level than those guys you mentioned. | ||
| I think so too. | ||
| And his movement's different, his size is different, his confidence is different. | ||
| But Ian is also used to fighting guys that are shorter than him. | ||
| And Michael Vennepage is the first guy that's taller than him. | ||
| He's taller than Ian. | ||
| Yeah, or the same height. | ||
| Similar, yeah. | ||
| It's not like a huge advantage. | ||
| But also, age is a factor as well. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Ian's just getting his prime. | ||
| Dude, when those guys are like 27, 26, 28, good fucking luck. | ||
| And they get so much better so quick. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The first thing to go is speed. | ||
| It's kind of interesting that Ian, Gary, and Colby never came out. | ||
| Because that, like, Ian was calling him out. | ||
| Colby said he declined it because he's not famous enough yet. | ||
| That's so crazy and so incorrect. | ||
| It's so incorrect. | ||
| Wait, wait, wait. | ||
| Who was saying that? | ||
| Colby was saying he's not famous yet, but meanwhile, Colby's lost most of his last fights. | ||
| I think it's an interesting fight because Colby is a motherfucker, man. | ||
| Talk all the shit you want about that guy, but that guy can close the distance. | ||
| He can fuck his fucking gas tanks off the charts. | ||
| His foot broke 30 seconds into that fight with Leon Edwards. | ||
| Leon Edwards. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, he had a broken foot. | ||
| It's broken in three places. | ||
| He came to my show in Miami. | ||
| He was still, he was like 85%. | ||
| That was three weeks ago. | ||
| So that was a real fucked up foot. | ||
| Oh, no doubt. | ||
| Like, he was walking on it tender. | ||
| Yeah, no doubt. | ||
| You fought that fucking dude for 25 minutes with a broken foot in three places? | ||
| That's a bad motherfucker. | ||
| Also, Leon Edwards is the best striker in the division. | ||
| He's the most technical, the most dangerous. | ||
| Sure, but he was in that fight. | ||
| I love watching Leon move. | ||
| Just the way he moves. | ||
| Just the technique, the precision, everything. | ||
| It's just so fucking... | ||
| Everything. | ||
| It's just so... | ||
| No wasted movement. | ||
| Yeah, it's like what you want to see in an elite striker, you see in Leon. | ||
| I also like him because there's no really shit-talking. | ||
| He's not on Instagram doing TikTok dances. | ||
| You just respect him for his fucking skill set. | ||
| Look at me now! | ||
| Look at me now! | ||
| Great story. | ||
| Headshot bang! | ||
| He's the fucking man. | ||
| Yeah, he's the fucking man. | ||
| You don't expect him to sound British. | ||
| I still don't. | ||
| Every time he talks, it's a surprise. | ||
| We'll see what happens if Islam goes up there. | ||
| Did I ever tell you the time? | ||
| I think I've told it on the podcast before. | ||
| I ever tell you the time that there was this dude that was, I don't want to say who he worked for, but he was a bodyguard and he talked shit to Leon Edwards when Leon was with me. | ||
| I brought Leon to a show. | ||
| Leon did my podcast. | ||
| Then I brought Leon. | ||
| We went and did a show with Chappelle. | ||
| Me and him were hanging out. | ||
| Then afterwards, we all went out to this club. | ||
| This, like, after-hours party that David set up. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Dave sets up these shows, like, he does the shows, and after the shows, he likes to set up a party. | ||
| So he has, like, a DJ, he brings in foods, fun hang. | ||
| But it was at the end of the night, and this guy decided he was going to kick everybody out. | ||
| And for some reason... | ||
| He singled out Leon Edwards and he got in his face and he said like, hey man, I fucking told you it's time to leave. | ||
| Fantastic. | ||
| And then I got in between him. | ||
| I said, I know you probably made some fucked up mistakes in your life. | ||
| You're about to make the biggest one. | ||
| Did you say you know who that is? | ||
| Exactly what I said. | ||
| I pulled him aside. | ||
| And what'd he do? | ||
| And he went like a ghost. | ||
| I go, that's one of the baddest motherfuckers on the planet. | ||
| You're about to make one of the biggest mistakes of your life. | ||
| I go, he's cool. | ||
| There's no reason to talk to him like that. | ||
| He didn't do anything wrong. | ||
| He doesn't know. | ||
| He's here with me. | ||
| And he's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. | ||
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And then after he sees him knock out Kamaru, he's like, oh no. | |
| He sees his life pass before his eyes when he was watching it on TV. You want to go viral, bud? | ||
| You can, but it's made the wrong way. | ||
| I was like, if you're going to do this, let me get my phone out. | ||
| That's like the guy fucking with Joe Schilling, like, tried to pick a fight with him before that. | ||
| He was, like, mouthing off to him the whole time before that, and Joe's like, Jesus. | ||
| Oh, was he? | ||
| He was mouthing off? | ||
| I know he was a dick to people at the bar. | ||
| No, he was a mouthing off to him. | ||
| He was mouthing off to, like, other people at the bar. | ||
| He was mouthing off also to Joe. | ||
| The whole story is that he was just a dick from start, and Joe was like, are you kidding me? | ||
| You can kind of see that. | ||
| He seemed like a dickhead, just the way he was behaving. | ||
| Isn't that... | ||
| That's one of the most wonderful instant karma videos of all time. | ||
| Oh, the greatest. | ||
| It's, like, one of the greatest viral videos. | ||
| Fuck with Joe Schilling. | ||
| The best. | ||
| But what a mistake. | ||
| Karma put one of the scariest humans alive in front of him. | ||
| You don't know this? | ||
| This is a scene in a bar. | ||
| Joe Schilling is a friend of mine. | ||
| He's a world champion, kickboxer, elite strike. | ||
| You would look at him and go, that's not the guy I'm going to fuck with in the bar. | ||
| So Joe Schilling is at a bar, and he's trying to walk past this guy to get to the bathroom. | ||
| The guy backs up as Joe's walking. | ||
| He doesn't see him. | ||
| And Joe bumps into him and puts his hands on him. | ||
| This is it right here. | ||
| So this is the guy. | ||
| This is the dickhead. | ||
| He's been fucking with everybody in the bar the whole time. | ||
| He's talking shit. | ||
| He's real loud and drunk. | ||
| So that's Joe in the black shirt. | ||
| It's like out of a movie. | ||
| Joe's like, excuse me, and he passes by. | ||
| And the guy says something to him. | ||
| He turns around. | ||
| See how he just flinched at him? | ||
| He flinches at Joe like he's going to hit him, and then Joe just hits him with that three piece and a soda. | ||
| And then he walks away like it ain't shit. | ||
| That's the wrong guy. | ||
| The wrong guy. | ||
| The fucking wrong guy. | ||
| Boom, boom. | ||
| And you've got to understand, this was the end of a long... | ||
| He was fucking with Joe and everybody else the whole time. | ||
| That guy tried suing Joe and Joe won. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, well, it's Florida. | ||
| It's stand your ground. | ||
| Like, clearly a guy flinched. | ||
| Like, went like that to make him flinch. | ||
| And you don't do that to a guy that's a fucking train striker. | ||
| We need more of this. | ||
| We need more of this. | ||
| And Joe is the farthest thing from a bully, by the way. | ||
| Super nice. | ||
| I've hung out with him many times. | ||
| He's the man. | ||
| No hesitation, though. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But the guy was picking spikes. | ||
| He was playing fights with other dudes in the heart too. | ||
| He was causing all these problems with other guys. | ||
| He was trying to pick fights. | ||
| But I mean, you've rarely seen people that get right to it. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Oh, right to it. | ||
| It's usually like, shut your fucking mouth. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Who you talking to? | ||
| Just bing, bing, bing. | ||
| Wrong guy. | ||
| That's his language. | ||
| It was like a reflex. | ||
| Wrong guy. | ||
| He's fluent at knockout. | ||
| That's his language. | ||
| It's just the wrong guy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Straight up. | ||
| Joe Schilling, he fought in this battle in Los Angeles where he had to fight three times in one night. | ||
| Remember that? | ||
| Last Man Standing and Glory? | ||
| We went there live. | ||
| It was fucking insane. | ||
| He fought three times. | ||
| And it's against world-class kickboxers. | ||
| And then this dude who doesn't work out came off his day job at Remax and was like, I'm going to get fucked up. | ||
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That guy just left Best Buy with a fucking bonus check in his pocket, feeling cocky. | |
| But the best thing about Joe Schilling, world champion kickboxer, most decorated American kickboxer in history, he smokes, sir. | ||
| Cigarettes. | ||
| He smokes fucking cigarettes. | ||
| Oh, you've seen the picture of him in our gym. | ||
| The guy smoking cigarettes. | ||
| That's Joe. | ||
| He's like Clint Eastwood if he fought. | ||
| When the video first started it, you said that's him in the black shirt. | ||
| I thought it was the nerdy looking dude. | ||
| I was like, oh, unsuspecting. | ||
| Mikey Musumechi looking dude. | ||
| He look like somebody you don't fuck with. | ||
| He's also like big. | ||
| He's awesome. | ||
| Look at his fucking face. | ||
| It's like a great white shark. | ||
| Out of all the people to talk shit to. | ||
| He just smokes. | ||
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He smokes. | |
| He's fucking Nick Nolte with his fucking world-class hands. | ||
| Deep voice. | ||
| What? | ||
| Tatted up. | ||
| And then look at that guy. | ||
| You gotta love moments. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, he's like talking shit. | ||
| I told this guy I'm gonna beat him arm wrestling, like whatever the fuck he's saying. | ||
| Look at him, look at him. | ||
| See, I thought it was him. | ||
| Just shoulders, fucking long legs. | ||
| Just an accident. | ||
| I mean, just a bump, and he had to talk shit. | ||
| I mean, the dumbest move. | ||
| Hey, fuck around and find out. | ||
| Fuck around and find out. | ||
| That is, if fuck around and find out was a viral video, that's it. | ||
| I would love to be the level of ready to just have a two-piece in the chamber at all times. | ||
| Dude, you can get there, man. | ||
| Nah. | ||
| Yeah, you know, it's not impossible. | ||
| No. | ||
| It's not impossible. | ||
| It's like my friends that start riding motorcycles when they're 40. Nah, it's past you by. | ||
| You can. | ||
| You could learn just a mean combo for the Austin bars, though. | ||
| Don't get a fucking Hayabusa, but you get a Harley. | ||
| Or you get a pistol. | ||
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Just run around. | |
| Just get a pistol. | ||
| Yeah, by the time you get that pistol, you're already asleep. | ||
| Unless you have a quick draw. | ||
| Did you see the, uh, uh, you got a hawk-tui spit on that thing? | ||
| It's massive. | ||
| She's famous now. | ||
| That girl, one video, have you seen it, Brian? | ||
| Yeah, hawk-tui. | ||
| One girl gets interviewed, and it's just, I love moments like that where one weird video, it's so funny, that the whole world sees it. | ||
| She's the most famous person on the planet right now. | ||
| So the one I saw on Instagram, the top comment underneath it, Is another woman being like, nobody needs, you don't have to spit on it. | ||
| And then it's just a thousand news. | ||
| It's like, somebody taught you wrong, bitch. | ||
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People aren't telling you the truth. | |
| Spit on it! | ||
| Especially the way she says it. | ||
| It's so good. | ||
| She's not pretending. | ||
| She said it like she passed it, but she got a certificate. | ||
| She's not posing. | ||
| That lady's a black belt spitting on dicks. | ||
| I wouldn't be that into a girl going... | ||
| I would be into her. | ||
| Her enthusiasm? | ||
| Yeah, you would if she did it. | ||
| But if you hear a girl go, you're not going to be like, wait a minute. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| Let's see it, Jamie. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Didn't I send you a bunch of good versions? | ||
| The memes of it? | ||
| The original one has how many views now? | ||
| It has to be a hundred million. | ||
| At least. | ||
| I wonder how she monetizes that. | ||
| I wonder what she's doing. | ||
| She's probably panicking. | ||
| Everybody knows she's making money. | ||
| Is she? | ||
| Yeah, she's making money. | ||
| There's merch now. | ||
| There's like Hawk 2 merch. | ||
| Oh, I need to buy a shirt. | ||
| Yeah, bro, these kids, man, they own that social media. | ||
| See, Hawk 2 24. Signed an autograph. | ||
| Look at her. | ||
| She's signing fucking hats. | ||
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Only in America. | |
| Only in America. | ||
| That is hilarious. | ||
| Let's hear the video. | ||
| That's fucking hilarious. | ||
| It's just the way she says it. | ||
| Right up there in the corner. | ||
| I already clicked two of them and they didn't have the video on it for some reason. | ||
| Christ, what a weird world. | ||
| What a fucking world. | ||
| And it's only been like four days, right? | ||
| When did it come out? | ||
| Honestly, it happened fast. | ||
| Who is the Hawk Tua girl taking over TikTok? | ||
| It wasn't her original video. | ||
| She was doing an interview, right? | ||
| Yeah, some guy on the street says, what do you have to do to make a guy crazy in bed? | ||
| Shit, sorry. | ||
|
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Spit on that night. | |
| Once upon a time, two girls were out on the town in Nashville, Tennessee, when a... | ||
| Spit on that night, you get me? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
|
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To which one woman replied, Oh, you gotta give him that huck. | |
| Spit on that night, you get me? | ||
|
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You do. | |
| You get me? | ||
| You get me? | ||
| Look at her laughing! | ||
| She's laughing so hard! | ||
| I wonder if her dad's like, what the fuck? | ||
| Like, imagine being her dad right now. | ||
| Yeah, but her college is probably paid for now. | ||
| Nah, her dad knows. | ||
| Yeah, I wonder how much money she's making off of this. | ||
| Hopefully a lot. | ||
| It is smart that she jumped right on it, because you gotta think, it's only been a few days. | ||
| Oh, someone blew her up in the DMs. | ||
|
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June 11th. | |
| June 11th, so it's 10 days. | ||
| So it's 10 days. | ||
| There are a handful of other videos on Tim and Dee's page featuring the Hawk to a girl and her friend. | ||
| Since then, TikTokers claim to have found the woman, but the account is now repeatedly deleted. | ||
| Oh, she might have deleted it. | ||
| Possibly doesn't remember being interviewed. | ||
| She got blackout drunk. | ||
| It's in Nashville. | ||
| She's probably hammered. | ||
| Yeah, she's doing her thing, having fun. | ||
| Shara Bullet. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Also, where's her references, though? | ||
| I would like, the way it all to do is whose dick she's sucking, or is she just talking? | ||
| Those guys are about to make some TikTok videos, just, like, sitting there with a cup of coffee on the porch, like... | ||
| Let me tell you something. | ||
| It's real. | ||
| Netflix's about to do a doc on it, man. | ||
| This is a good fight. | ||
| Tricoli is good. | ||
| Call it the throat goat. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| That guy on the left has one eye, Brian. | ||
| Yes, he does. | ||
| The guy on the left has one eye and he only can fight in other organizations. | ||
| That's why he can't come out here. | ||
| In other countries. | ||
| Because he can't get attention? | ||
| Because he can't see. | ||
| He can't see out of his right eye. | ||
| So they won't let him fight in the United States? | ||
| I don't believe so. | ||
| He's never fought out here. | ||
| Most people think that's why. | ||
| One-eyed UFC fighter Shara Buten Magomedov lands killer role for acting debut in a new Hollywood movie. | ||
| Oh, nice. | ||
| He's going to be in a movie soon. | ||
| Hey, bro, they named Indy Adolf. | ||
| I'm not fucking with him. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Any kind of off? | ||
| He's a scary striker, too. | ||
| He's fun to watch. | ||
| But his depth perception has got to be all fucked up because he's only got one eye. | ||
| You need two eyes for depth perception. | ||
| That's Bisping. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It fucks you up. | ||
| But it doesn't matter. | ||
| He's that good. | ||
| He's that good. | ||
| He's had like seven different operations on the eye to try to fix it. | ||
| He was from childhood, right? | ||
| No, it was a fight. | ||
| It's from a fight. | ||
| Are you sure? | ||
| I'm pretty sure it's from a fight. | ||
| I'm pretty sure. | ||
| Because he had the operations while he was competing. | ||
| I think it was something that happened during a fight. | ||
| I may be wrong. | ||
| For some reason, I thought it was when he was a kid. | ||
| Jamie will find out. | ||
| I'm pretty sure the injury happened from a fight. | ||
| Also, how do you even not... | ||
| You don't see shit coming from that way? | ||
|
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Nope. | |
| He doesn't see shit out of that right eye. | ||
| He's got a giant... | ||
| What does it say? | ||
| Head. | ||
| He had to get the right eye removed completely after losing vision. | ||
| Holy shit, man. | ||
| If they get infected, that's why. | ||
| The eye gets infected. | ||
| Suffered early in his career. | ||
| Before the operation, I was afraid of an infection. | ||
| God. | ||
| Dude, one eye redhead. | ||
| Fuck's sake. | ||
| They don't take your eyes out anymore. | ||
| They don't usually do that anymore because you have cones in your eyes that sense light even though you can't see and it regulates your circadian rhythm. | ||
| He's in Dagestan, man. | ||
| I know. | ||
| They take that eye out. | ||
| But it fucks your sleep up. | ||
| Well, there might have been something wrong. | ||
| Yeah, they're saying something about an infection. | ||
| Could they get infected a lot? | ||
| But they took Bisping's eye out, right? | ||
| No. | ||
| They used to take blind people's eyes out. | ||
| He wears a plate over it. | ||
| Yeah, he wears like a lens over the top of it so it doesn't look so weird. | ||
| But it's just so people don't stare at his eye. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| He's still got his eye. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Tricoli's good though, man. | ||
| Shara Bullitt does weird shit, man. | ||
| He's wild, man. | ||
| Wild kicks. | ||
| He throws kicks like a jab. | ||
| He got punched twice in the face from the direction he can see it. | ||
| Isn't this his UFC debut? | ||
| No, no. | ||
| Charbois fought at least once. | ||
| Hell no. | ||
|
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Twice. | |
| Yeah, he's a fucking huge prospect. | ||
| Hasn't he fought twice? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| At least once. | ||
| I think twice. | ||
| Just once? | ||
| Well, this article was he was 11-0 and he's only 12-0 now. | ||
| I feel like this is his first fight. | ||
| Signed last year. | ||
| No, this isn't his first fight. | ||
| Hmm. | ||
| So this is his second fight in the UFC? At least second fight. | ||
| Said he signed in 2020? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But, you know, he can't really fight in America. | ||
| Like, the Nevada State Athletic Division, they're like, there's no way, pal. | ||
| You can't see. | ||
| Like, you have to be able to see out of both eyes to fight America. | ||
| I'm sure there's some places. | ||
| Well, we're in Saudi Arabia for these fights. | ||
| No, I'm saying in America. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Like, you bring them to Kentucky, they're like, go ahead, fella. | ||
| Mississippi. | ||
| Yeah, go on. | ||
| Tennessee. | ||
| You can close both your eyes. | ||
| I don't give a fuck. | ||
| I don't give a fuck. | ||
| Hot to spit on that thing. | ||
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Hot to spit on that thing. | |
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| That girl had no idea that thing went fucking viral. | ||
| You never know what's gonna hit, right? | ||
| Yeah, she's just being funny with her friend. | ||
| You never know what's gonna be a popular video and what's not. | ||
| You just gotta keep doing them. | ||
| Here's one thing you do know. | ||
| If you try hard, you won't get one. | ||
| That's for damn sure. | ||
| Isn't that weird? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That don't stop people from trying. | ||
| Oh, they try so hard. | ||
| But the people that I know that try the hardest have never gotten one. | ||
| Never. | ||
| So Tricoli just wants to take him down. | ||
| Shower Bullet has terrible takedown defense. | ||
| That's his liability. | ||
| Also doesn't get up well. | ||
| And even in his UFC debut, he got battered on the ground. | ||
| Bro, how about the main event was about to be Bo Nickel, but he was hunting in Montana and didn't have an Android phone like you guys and had no service. | ||
| Yeah, interesting. | ||
| He was going to take that fight. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| I would not have advised that. | ||
| I wouldn't either, but he was down to do it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He struggled a little bit with Cody Brundage, and Cody Brundage is nowhere near where Robert... | ||
| Robert Whitaker will change your fucking life. | ||
| Well, Robert Whitaker might be the best 185 on the planet. | ||
| It's up for debate. | ||
| He's up there. | ||
| How do you say that when... | ||
| I would say different. | ||
| Well, Drekus. | ||
| Drekus beat the shit out of him in one round. | ||
| Drekus beat him. | ||
| He's fucking good, though. | ||
| He's very good. | ||
| And he was a former world champion. | ||
| He was number one at the time. | ||
| He just beat Paulo Costa. | ||
| Certainly in the top five. | ||
| I don't know a shitload about him, about Bo Nickel, but I just keep hearing his name. | ||
| He's the man. | ||
| They're hyping him up. | ||
| Well, he's an elite wrestler. | ||
| A real top of the food chain, blue chip wrestler. | ||
| And, you know, he's getting very good at striking. | ||
| He's basically our LeBron James, but he's white. | ||
| I wouldn't say that. | ||
| His wrestling is super hard to see. | ||
| That's a ridiculous thing to say. | ||
| No, the hype on him is insane. | ||
| You're saying he's out of high school. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| So here we go. | ||
| This is why you make the comparison to a guy like LeBron. | ||
| Because he's in wrestling. | ||
| Since he was seven, he was selling out fucking huge auditoriums wrestling. | ||
| Dominating. | ||
| Then he's on a world tour. | ||
| Then he's one of the best ever at Penn State. | ||
| And then he goes on a world circuit. | ||
| He's a three-time or four-time NCAA champion. | ||
| I think he won it as a freshman, right? | ||
| This is a good fight, boys. | ||
| Anyone the Heisman of NCAA wrestling. | ||
| We're missing a good fight, boys. | ||
| Very good fight. | ||
| What were we going to say, though, Joe? | ||
| I was saying that the difference is LeBron has been dominant and famous on a world championship level for so long. | ||
| It's more like a Jon Jones. | ||
| Jon Jones is more like the LeBron of MMA. No, he's talking about LeBron. | ||
| I'm saying that's like a prospect. | ||
| You know what I'm saying, Joe? | ||
| Like as a prospect, because there's so much pressure on him, and he has how many fights? | ||
| Yeah, I would advise a guy like that to not fight in the UFC for a long time. | ||
| I think you should get to world-class level before you get to the UFC. It's tough because outside the UFC, he's so dominant. | ||
| He's fucking so dominant. | ||
| So he's like, you need to strike him up? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| On the world-class level? | ||
|
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100%. | |
| Because once you get there, if you're not ready, it's a marathon, not a sprint. | ||
| You gotta go train with them Dagestani boys. | ||
| Go fuck them up. | ||
| He'll fuck them up in wrestling. | ||
| He did already. | ||
| He's beaten a lot of Russians in wrestling. | ||
| His thing is his striking. | ||
| He's going to work on his striking. | ||
| But hold up. | ||
| His striking's not, like, awful. | ||
| It's not awful. | ||
| His thing is combining the striking and wrestling, putting it together like GSP did. | ||
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That's right. | |
| Once he gets that, okay. | ||
| But Bo Nickel's a guy who's been watching... | ||
| The human body move for a very long time. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| And his timing and everything. | ||
| What the fuck does that mean? | ||
| I'm not going to beat Hamza. | ||
| Timing, takedowns, everything. | ||
| So they have an easier time. | ||
| A lot of times guys like that, their learning curve is a lot steeper. | ||
| Well, elite athletes have a quicker learning curve. | ||
| That's for sure. | ||
| He did it. | ||
| He's an elite athlete, no doubt about it. | ||
| I mean, Bo's got massive, massive potential. | ||
| But even Johnny Hendricks, remember his timing? | ||
| He learned how to throw that. | ||
| Not world class, though. | ||
| But he would knock things out because it was the same time. | ||
| Johnny and also pre-USADA and post-USADA Johnny are two different human beings. | ||
| Correct. | ||
|
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Really? | |
| Yeah, it's like you and Mike Tyson. | ||
| It's like they're two totally different human beings. | ||
| Different species. | ||
| Post you saw them, Johnny Hendricks is like, what? | ||
| Where'd you go? | ||
| Like, where'd you go? | ||
| But also, you want to watch Johnny's fights and go, man, that's world-class striking. | ||
|
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Right. | |
| He had a big fucking overhand left. | ||
| Yeah, he just had to take a time at well. | ||
| Oh, he was a tremendous power striker. | ||
| That doesn't make sense. | ||
| Why get worse when they're not testing anymore? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Once they started testing. | ||
| Oh, okay, okay. | ||
| When they started testing, his body melted. | ||
| Like, there's a lot of those guys. | ||
| Like, there's documentaries online about Johnny Hendricks pre and post USADA. He's like one of the biggest examples. | ||
| To be fair, though, those were the times. | ||
| In those pictures, you don't see much. | ||
| I mean, you see a little bit of a difference in the physique, but what's really the difference is in the shocking power. | ||
| He would just put guys to fucking sleep. | ||
| Power, cardio, the way he fought, confidence. | ||
| Aggression, confidence. | ||
| But also, to be fair to Johnny, those were the times. | ||
| Everybody was on. | ||
|
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Fuck yeah. | |
| Name somebody. | ||
| Go ahead. | ||
| Because that was my era. | ||
| Those were also the TRT eras where you could do it legally. | ||
| Not everyone. | ||
| They turned me down. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| They turned you down for TRT? Yeah, they wouldn't let me have it. | ||
|
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Why? | |
| What did that happen? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Haters, man. | ||
| I think it was already weird because Nate Marquardt was like from your area. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| He really fucked us up. | ||
| He got popped like alien levels. | ||
| They were like, I remember that fight got canceled. | ||
| We were at the weigh-in and his fight got canceled. | ||
| And I was like, what is going on? | ||
| They're like, he's at like a, he could die. | ||
| His levels of testosterone are so hot. | ||
| He has alien fucking blood. | ||
|
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1900 or something. | |
| No, it was like 24. It was super dangerous. | ||
| He had nitrous oxide in his fucking bloodstream. | ||
| And then all of us, we're going to the same doctor, and then that doctor's like, see ya! | ||
| Closed up shop. | ||
| I'm like, hey! | ||
| Yeah, probably a good move for the doctor. | ||
| I just got the deposit, bud. | ||
| Well, a lot of these doctors are dorks, you know, and they think they're going to be able to take these ads. | ||
| I know what I could do with you. | ||
| Because they did our, you know, they're just like, oh, TRT's legal? | ||
| Great. | ||
| We're going to fucking bang you up with all these other different things. | ||
| But they don't get the commissions and all that, and you're dealing with high-level sports. | ||
| Right, and how many of those doctors have ever been, like, through the whole testing process? | ||
| That's why Balco is so big. | ||
| Yeah, sure. | ||
| The clear. | ||
| You know what I fuck with now? | ||
| I'm in shit. | ||
| Probably the best shape since I fought is that Transcend, where it's like peptides, TRT. What's Transcend? | ||
| Is it a company? | ||
| It's a company, and you do your blood work probably at least every two weeks, every three weeks, and they monitor everything. | ||
| All right, you should be taking this, this, this, and this, and it's a script plan, and they send it to you. | ||
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Oh, nice. | |
| You just start taking everything, and then they check your blood work. | ||
| That's what Cowboy's on, Bradley Martin. | ||
| Peptides are here. | ||
| That's what I do out here with Ways to Well. | ||
| Same deal. | ||
| Ways to Well is exact. | ||
| I've never felt better. | ||
| I've never felt better. | ||
| Plenty of peptides. | ||
| They have stuff for your cognitive. | ||
| For me, I need my fucking brain after getting punched. | ||
| So cognitive, energy, everything. | ||
| Because I had a doctor. | ||
| He looked great. | ||
| He's 65. He's a friend of mine, Jeff. | ||
| He shows up at my show and I was like, what are you doing? | ||
| He goes, peptides. | ||
| Yeah, peptides are incredible. | ||
| Yeah, that's why they keep out long. | ||
| Yeah, really? | ||
| Yeah, they got rid of thymosin because it was helping people get over COVID. That's how you know they're good. | ||
| No reason for it to get rid of it. | ||
| Now they're trying to get rid of BPC-157. | ||
| No reason. | ||
| I stocked up on it. | ||
| That shit fixed my stomach. | ||
| BPC-157? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Shit's magic. | ||
| This fight is interesting. | ||
| Now I'm a guinea pig. | ||
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I shoot myself about seven times a day, but whatever. | |
| As long as you feel good. | ||
| Oh yeah, I don't get fucked. | ||
| You know what irritated me is the Balco people. | ||
| The Balco people got caught because they went through the trash and they had their names written on the list. | ||
| That was Nowinski, right? | ||
| I was like, how the fuck you got my name written? | ||
| Nowinski caught him, yes. | ||
| The Balco people? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Nowinski's the head guy that caught him. | ||
| Yeah, they caught him going through the garbage. | ||
| Victor Conte's the man. | ||
| Victor Conte knew his shit, man. | ||
|
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Fucker. | |
| Yes, please. | ||
| How do you do a crime and write it down and put it in the trash? | ||
| I'd be pissed. | ||
| If I was Barry Bonds, I'd be like, what the fuck are you doing? | ||
| That is funny. | ||
| Do you know what's at risk here? | ||
| You put a signed baseball in the trash, bitch? | ||
| You ruined the fucking... | ||
| Yeah, that's how you got caught. | ||
| Dude, homeboy can kick... | ||
| He's kicking his lower leg. | ||
| He's doing that Pierre thing where he doesn't turn his hips over. | ||
| He just soccer kicks your fucking calf. | ||
| He's tough as shit. | ||
| Oh, Joe? | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Joe, let me ask you this. | ||
| If you're, back to the Conor thing, if you're Michael Chandler, what do you do? | ||
| Fight somebody. | ||
| You fight somebody. | ||
| Yeah, Max Holloway, BMF. I hear people are talking about that fight. | ||
| That's an amazing fight. | ||
| He needs money. | ||
| Doing the sphere. | ||
| You can't not fight for two fucking years. | ||
| He's pretty good. | ||
| He's very smart, has a bunch of businesses. | ||
| I'm sure, but wouldn't it be nice if he was making millions over those two years? | ||
| Even if you're doing well, two years is a long time. | ||
| He's got a family. | ||
| Yeah, and he's paid pretty handsomely from the UFC, you know? | ||
| Mm-hmm. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Max Holloway, him BMF title. | ||
| I like Max at 55 anyway. | ||
| I do too, but the problem is... | ||
| Topuria went hard in the paint. | ||
| They want Topuria versus Max. | ||
| That's what Max wants. | ||
| I don't like it. | ||
| That's what he wants next. | ||
| You don't like that? | ||
| Well, don't get me wrong. | ||
| That's a great fucking fight. | ||
| Yeah, I like Max at 55, especially now. | ||
| He's getting a little older with his output. | ||
| I think he can do a lot of damage there. | ||
| He's not old, dude. | ||
| He's like 32. Bro, in fighting years, he's 77. You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Sort of. | ||
| How many punches he's thrown? | ||
| He's 77 years old. | ||
| But he's so smart. | ||
| His style's so good. | ||
| Dude, outside, and if Islam goes to 170, I mean, I don't see why Max can't be champ. | ||
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I'm the best boxer in the UFC! Maniacs. | |
| What the fuck is impossible to take down? | ||
| Shara Bullitt. | ||
| Well, he's gotten a lot better with his takedown defense, but Tricoli's not exactly bow nickel. | ||
| No. | ||
| But it's a good fight. | ||
|
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Yeah, he's tough though. | |
| Rough. | ||
| But the thing is, like, Shara Bullitt's gonna face this with everyone. | ||
| That was a nice elbow in the clinch. | ||
| Yeah, it's gonna get a dicey for him. | ||
| If he keeps winning... | ||
| Oh, he just cut him off. | ||
|
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Wow. | |
| Oh, he just hurt Tricoli. | ||
| Tricoli's in trouble. | ||
| Yeah, he did. | ||
| Oh, look at that. | ||
| Yeah, he did. | ||
| Dropped on a single. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Dude, what do you do if you're the UFC and you put all this stock in Hamzat? | ||
| Eventually, they just go, fuck it. | ||
| Fuck it. | ||
| We've got to move on. | ||
| So, did he get food poisoning? | ||
| Is that what happened? | ||
| Somebody from his team said that. | ||
| But then they backed off that story. | ||
| Such a bad story. | ||
| Come on, fellas. | ||
| Did they back off the story? | ||
| I think so. | ||
| Yeah, I think so. | ||
| I think Darren Till said something. | ||
| I don't remember. | ||
| What are they saying there? | ||
| Bo Nickel alluded to the fact that he's always partying and hanging out all the time. | ||
| That Hamzat is? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Interesting. | ||
| Well, Hamzat's got a lot of bread, bro. | ||
| He does? | ||
| He's got a lot of money. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's hanging out with some people that have a lot of money. | ||
| And the same people Khabib's hanging out with. | ||
| You ever seen what Khabib has? | ||
| Yeah, he's got some money. | ||
| Have you ever looked at the land he owns in Russia? | ||
| Well, when you're friends with Putin, They take care of their athletes, especially when they're fighting? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Bro. | ||
| Also the Arabs, also the Saudis and stuff. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Khabib is wherever he goes and should be. | ||
| Well, Hamzad is friends with that Kardyav guy, the guy who's the leader of Chechnya. | ||
| Yeah, he won a Nobel Peace Prize. | ||
| He'll kill you. | ||
| Did he really? | ||
| No, he did not. | ||
| I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? | ||
| Did I get that letter? | ||
| He's a warlord. | ||
| There was a guy who used to fight for the UFC who left the UFC and went to work for him. | ||
| And like his second guy. | ||
| Who's that? | ||
| Some dude. | ||
| And then he wound up getting killed. | ||
| Kadyrov. | ||
| I forget the guy's name. | ||
| He fell out. | ||
| Kadyrov's father was blown to smithereens. | ||
| And I believe he witnessed his father. | ||
| Do you think they're arguing about pronouns out there? | ||
| No. | ||
| In fact, Hollywood basically boycotted Chechnya because Amnesty International said that the Chechen government was killing and torturing gay people. | ||
| They definitely are. | ||
| The Chechens went, oh no! | ||
| Yeah, he was actually... | ||
| We're not getting in the new Buzz Lightyear. | ||
| No, Kardioff had a ceremony because he was sanctioned more than any other leader by all the Western European countries in America, and he was given an award for being basically the biggest asshole. | ||
| He threw himself the award. | ||
| He was awarded the guy... | ||
| With Homsad, it's tough with the UFC because, A, we don't even know if he can fight in the States, right? | ||
| He can't fight here, and then... | ||
| Yeah, I don't know what that's about. | ||
| He has the longest COVID ever, right? | ||
| He keeps getting hurt. | ||
| Well, the problem with him is when he got COVID, he would not stop training. | ||
| And so he had full-blown COVID, and he was just beating his body into the ground every day. | ||
| It's a shame, man. | ||
| Multiple times in the hospital. | ||
| I know, it's a shame. | ||
| He's the fucking boogeyman that might never come. | ||
| But when he fights, it's fucking pretty goddamn exciting. | ||
| Although, I did think Camaro beat him in the third round. | ||
| I was like, if that was a five-round fight, that's a difficult fight for him. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Because, you know, you're dealing with a real champion, knows how to pace himself, guy who's been there, struggled before, knows what it feels like. | ||
| Also, he really doesn't have a significant win at 85. No. | ||
| He's never beat 85? | ||
| Not a real good one. | ||
| Joe Milchardt, you know, he's beaten a couple of guys. | ||
| Not that tip of the spear, though. | ||
| Excuse me, the Usman thing was, no, not the tip. | ||
| And then you're going to go to Robert Whittaker? | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's a big leap. | ||
| Did he come in having two fights in two weeks? | ||
| In the early days of his career he did that, yes. | ||
| I think that forever has him in Dana's good graces. | ||
| Yeah, well he's also incredibly excited. | ||
| Dude, Tricoli's taking a beating right now. | ||
| Well, Shara Bullitt does wild shit like hook kicks off that front leg. | ||
| That's why you like him. | ||
| He's got a crazy gas tank. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| He keeps hammering that front leg. | ||
| He does hook kicks from an open stance, which is weird. | ||
| Not even bladed. | ||
| He stands like an open stance, like an MMA stance. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| The way he throws that front leg. | ||
| His left leg is so interesting. | ||
| Also, nothing's better when you see a dagger standing, you assume wrestling, and then they're all striking. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Like Zabit. | ||
| Yeah, isn't it weird? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| When you see him, you're like, what the fuck? | ||
| God, I miss Zabit. | ||
| The man. | ||
| God, he was good. | ||
| By the way, What's-His-Name is about to fight Whitaker. | ||
| He's got a hell of a jab, and he's a very good striker. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Al Skaroff's good, man. | ||
| He's very good. | ||
| He's very good. | ||
| It's a tough fight for Robert Whitaker. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I actually think he's going to win. | ||
| Alex Garof? | ||
| I do. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| I'll tell you, well... | ||
| What? | ||
| It's a good fight, I'll tell you that. | ||
| I think it's a very good fight. | ||
| The only loss that he has is Hamzat, and Hamzat caught him with a perfect uppercut. | ||
| And Hamzat said it was his toughest fight ever. | ||
| Yeah, now, yeah, and... | ||
| Oh, Tricoli's in trouble. | ||
| He never took him down. | ||
| Tricoli's hurt. | ||
| Tricoli's hurt. | ||
| Yeah, I knew this was gonna happen. | ||
| He's just too tired, man. | ||
| He's giving up. | ||
| I love the body shot. | ||
| Oh, he dropped, and that's it. | ||
| Shara Bullitt. | ||
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Wow! | |
| Shara Bullitt! | ||
| Let's go. | ||
| Damn, that was good. | ||
| Well, he just kept getting caught with shit. | ||
| With one eye, bro. | ||
| One eye, assassin. | ||
| Good for him. | ||
| And he showed way better takedown defense in this fight. | ||
| So obviously he's been training on that. | ||
| Way better. | ||
| But obviously Tricoli's, again, not an elite wrestler, but fucking good fight. | ||
| There's not enough hours in the day to get him to elite level wrestling. | ||
| Bro, they're so close to creating new eyeballs. | ||
| Give this guy two eyes, he's gonna fuck everybody up. | ||
| Michael Bisping's gonna be reading signs at a distance. | ||
| I hope so, dude. | ||
| Yeah, they're close, man. | ||
| Are they really? | ||
| Yeah, they're close to developing artificial eyes. | ||
| There's so much going on with medical science. | ||
| Yeah, there is. | ||
| But they can't fix hair. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| He might not want to fix hair. | ||
| Ain't that a bitch? | ||
| They can kind of grow your hair back now. | ||
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How? | |
| If you get on it early. | ||
| Look at Cowboy. | ||
| Cowboy has a full set of hair. | ||
| Yeah, but he got hair transplanted. | ||
| Fuck that. | ||
| I want to grow hair. | ||
| When are they going to do that for me? | ||
| Dude, even if I had hair, I'd shave my head. | ||
| I really would. | ||
| No, you can't. | ||
| No, you can't. | ||
| I have a good head. | ||
| I have a good head for being bald. | ||
| I wish I shaved my head earlier. | ||
| I really do. | ||
| I'm surprised they don't have dick transplants. | ||
| They do. | ||
| Word? | ||
| They use your thumb. | ||
| Yeah, people have had their dick blown off like soldiers and shit. | ||
| They use your thumb? | ||
| No, they give them a new dick. | ||
| They give them a donor dick. | ||
| But they can't give you donor balls. | ||
| You know why? | ||
| Because the balls will always forever contain the sperm of the person who died. | ||
| So, like, if you died and you gave your dick to Brian, Brian would have your kids. | ||
| Brian would be able to shoot your... | ||
| That's better than nothing. | ||
| But it's crazy because you could shoot someone else's loads into a person and make your kids. | ||
| And you're not even alive anymore. | ||
| That'd be pretty lit, though. | ||
| Pretty lit. | ||
| If you get the right genetics. | ||
| If you, like, sign off on it. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| If you say, I agree to let Brian have my kids. | ||
| He's a good dude. | ||
| Brian's like, I'm down. | ||
| How tall is he? | ||
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He's probably got a big hog. | |
| Let's go. | ||
| Donate my dick to science. | ||
| Your DNA won't even be mixed with it a little bit? | ||
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Nope. | |
| Nope. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| It would be the person who owns the testicles, their dick. | ||
| They could fix that with stem cells. | ||
| No. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| You can't fix that. | ||
| I mean, it's literally the DNA is embedded into the testicles. | ||
| So your DNA would be... | ||
| It's not like for the first couple of loads. | ||
| It's forever. | ||
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Forever. | |
| How far away do you think we are from all that 20 years? | ||
| Well, they've given people dick transplants. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's already happening. | ||
| I'm saying like eyeballs and being able to grow tissue. | ||
| Yeah, about 20 years. | ||
| But they're also going to be able to... | ||
| I think in 50 years, you know all this transgender shit? | ||
| They're going to be able to change your sex. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| For real, for real. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| They're going to give you double X chromosome. | ||
| You're going to go to XY. As soon as you can go back and forth, we're in trouble. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But, you know, we're the X-Y's. | ||
| We're the last of the Mohicans. | ||
| You know, one of the things that they found is that Neanderthal DNA in humans, none of it is the Y chromosome. | ||
| They can't find Neanderthal DNA in Y chromosome. | ||
| They find it in X chromosome. | ||
| So it's all women being fucked by Neanderthals. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| So it's all human women being fucked by Neanderthal men. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| Or Neanderthal women being fucked by human men. | ||
| No, it's just a caveman. | ||
| No, it's the why. | ||
| We're XY, women are XX. They can't find the why. | ||
| There's at least an article I read. | ||
| I don't know if it's accurate. | ||
| Facts. | ||
| Wild facts. | ||
| But it makes sense. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Do you know there's a theory that Neanderthals... | ||
| You know, we want to think that Neanderthals look like us. | ||
| They're just different, kind of like fucked up heads and big bones. | ||
| They were real thick. | ||
| They were just like way heavier and denser. | ||
| But there's this crazy theory that they looked like gorillas. | ||
| And that we don't know what they looked like on the outside. | ||
| And that they had big eyes that they could see at night like cats. | ||
| Goddamn. | ||
| Because they had eyes that were much larger than our eyes. | ||
| And we were just smarter than them? | ||
| Yeah, but also there's theories that they hunted us. | ||
| There's some pretty cool documentaries on it. | ||
| Wouldn't they be more thinner? | ||
| No, they were bigger. | ||
| They were short, but really heavy. | ||
| They were like 5'7", 210 pounds, and freakishly strong like a chimp. | ||
| So they were built like you. | ||
| Yeah, but freakishly strong like a chimp. | ||
| You know, not like a human. | ||
| Like me, I'm strong for a human. | ||
| They're strong like a chimp because massive bones, massive tendons, everything's dense, much bigger, thicker, heavier bone structure, everything different. | ||
| Is that what makes chimps so strong? | ||
| Their tendon strength? | ||
| Everything makes them strong. | ||
| First of all, how much plyometrics do those guys do? | ||
| Goddamn. | ||
| They're just throwing their body through the trees every day. | ||
| Throwing themselves around. | ||
| Just neck and head. | ||
| I don't know how accurate it is. | ||
| I also heard they don't have any medium Twitch. | ||
| Twitch muscle fibers. | ||
| It's all fast. | ||
| It's all fast or slow. | ||
| And they go from zero to a hundred when it comes to anger. | ||
| Like gentle, like rubbing a baby, or just rip your fucking arm up. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| That's all you need in the wild. | ||
| In the wild, you ain't running any marathons. | ||
| You're not out there jogging. | ||
| Nice slow jog, working on your fucking zone two. | ||
| Cameron Haynes. | ||
| There's no zone two in the wild. | ||
| Shower bullet. | ||
| One tooth two. | ||
| One eye, one tooth. | ||
| He was on the prelims, too. | ||
| They bumped him up. | ||
| Yeah, well, they lost a lot of good fights. | ||
| Which is just how it goes with this fucking sport, man. | ||
| It's been really rough this past month, though. | ||
| You're like, God damn. | ||
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I know. | |
| Especially this card. | ||
| Jamal Hill vs. | ||
| Carlos Olberg. | ||
| I was really looking for Jamal vs. | ||
| Khalil. | ||
| Khalil is fucking scary. | ||
| And for Jamal, I kind of like that... | ||
| I hate that Jamal hurt his knee, but I kind of like that he's not jumping right back in after getting KO'd. | ||
| Because I know everybody wants to do that, because I've got to get it back. | ||
| But the reality is, he got fucking flatlined by one of the scariest punchers on earth. | ||
| They're doing him a favor. | ||
| I'm not saying he couldn't win the fight. | ||
| I think for the longevity of his career, it's better that he got hurt. | ||
| Olberg's fucking scary, too. | ||
| And so is Khalil. | ||
| Khalil fights like you just killed his dog. | ||
| He really does. | ||
| Khalil's terrifying. | ||
| And his fucking technique is so sharp. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Oh, Kelvin's next. | ||
| Kelvin. | ||
| Versus D-Rod. | ||
| Misses all that weight. | ||
| You know he has a show called Missing Weight where he eats food? | ||
| That's hilarious. | ||
| And then he missed weight. | ||
| He was eating tacos and he goes, definitely ain't making weight. | ||
| And that came out like a week ago. | ||
| He is a wild, rough dude. | ||
| He's so talented. | ||
| Bro, I had a conversation with him maybe eight years ago at the store. | ||
| Eight years ago. | ||
| He was always at the store. | ||
| Always at the store. | ||
| We were hanging out and I said, Kelvin, if you just got disciplined and dropped down to 170, you're a world champion. | ||
| And he's like, I know. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Meanwhile, here we are. | ||
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Eight years later, he's fighting 185. He's like, I know, I know. | |
| Check out this new show. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| Check out this burrito I just ate. | ||
| That's so funny, man. | ||
| Yeah, because he's 5'8". | ||
| I mean, he's not taller than that. | ||
| Think about it. | ||
| Even at 85, I went toe-to-toe. | ||
| One of my top five middleweight fights, him versus Izzy. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| How about when Izzy at the end of the round said, I'm prepared to die. | ||
| He said, I'm prepared to die. | ||
| Gangster. | ||
| What was that, Jan? | ||
| He was like looking at Adam and said, I'm prepared to die. | ||
| Well, that's because, who was it? | ||
| Herb Dean goes, you okay? | ||
| He goes, is there a problem? | ||
| He goes, there's no problem here. | ||
| I'm ready to die. | ||
| Is he different level? | ||
| Different level shit. | ||
| Is he? | ||
| There it is. | ||
| Rating best tacos ever. | ||
| Missing weight with Kelvin Gaslam. | ||
| That is so funny. | ||
| It's so funny that it's called that. | ||
| That was four weeks ago. | ||
| It's so funny that it's called that. | ||
| That is such a funny, funny name. | ||
| Does he own the place? | ||
| Nope. | ||
| No, he just does a... | ||
| He just loves tacos. | ||
| Like a lot of these guys, they have to do something as they're phasing out of their career. | ||
| And some of them do a podcast. | ||
| They do different things. | ||
| But Kelvin's just known for being... | ||
| I mean, he's just an incredible fighter, but not that weight. | ||
| That's not his weight. | ||
| But meanwhile, he goes down to 170. Who does he fight? | ||
| Sean Brady, who's a fucking gorilla. | ||
| Sean Brady was here on the podcast. | ||
| He's the man. | ||
| He was walking in front of me. | ||
| And we're walking into the studio. | ||
| His back is like, it's like a triple back. | ||
| It's got triple back muscles. | ||
| He's fighting Gilbert Burns. | ||
| Ooh, I like that. | ||
| When is that? | ||
| He's such a beast. | ||
| They announced, I think September. | ||
| Bro, I've talked to people that train with him, said his fucking top pressure is awful. | ||
| Sean Brady? | ||
| Savage. | ||
| Wait, what's he walking around? | ||
| 200 probably? | ||
| Easily 200. I'm 200. He's way bigger than me. | ||
| Like I'm looking at his back. | ||
| His back was fucking massive, man. | ||
| He's so thick. | ||
| So fucking strong and elite technique, man. | ||
| His jiu-jitsu technique is so good. | ||
| But he's a wrestler first, right? | ||
| He started out wrestling, a black belt in jiu-jitsu, but really good striking too. | ||
| But he's got that one loss, but you know, it's to blah. | ||
| Blah's He's elite, too. | ||
| Bilal's fucking good. | ||
| No one gives him credit. | ||
| Now, when Bilal being like, oh, Brady's just not very good, and then you find out Brady's pretty fucking good, and that's how good Bilal is. | ||
| Yeah, Bilal's really fucking good. | ||
| That was also Bilal training with Khabib and Islam and those guys in Dagestan, which I think brought him to a totally new level. | ||
| Bilal tell me that just standing up against Khabib is pretty much impossible for him. | ||
| Good story, dude. | ||
| Hey, give me the lighter. | ||
| T-Roll! | ||
| D-Rod. | ||
| He's a fun man. | ||
| D-Rod was so pissed. | ||
| He was so pissed. | ||
| Because Kelvin was so heavy, he couldn't even do a catchweight, bro. | ||
| Headline fight night September 7th. | ||
| Let's go. | ||
| Look at Kelvin. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| D-Rod was pissed because he was like, bro, who doesn't make weight? | ||
| And he goes, we were down to do a catchweight. | ||
| He's too heavy. | ||
| He can't even do a catchweight. | ||
| Wait, wait, wait. | ||
| They were supposed to do a catchweight? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What was it supposed to be? | ||
| I think they tried, so they were going to do 175, and they're like, can't do it. | ||
| 180? | ||
| Can't do it. | ||
| Goddamn. | ||
| So Kellen did make weight, though. | ||
| He made 185. He made 185. Well, 185 is what they agreed to. | ||
| But D-Rod... | ||
| D-Rod made weight? | ||
| D-Rod also trains with Joe Schilling. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| LA's finest. | ||
| But D-Rod started as a boxer, I think, yeah? | ||
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D-Rod's fun. | |
| He's fun. | ||
| This will be a good fight, as long as it doesn't go to the ground. | ||
| This will be an entertaining fight, yeah. | ||
| I think it's going to be a slugfest. | ||
| It should be, most likely. | ||
| Calvin is fucking dangerous on the feet, man. | ||
| His combinations are so fluid. | ||
| He's so sharp and fluid off the feet. | ||
| It's just like, if Calvin had the kind of discipline that, like, Kamaru Usman has... | ||
| World champion. | ||
| You remember when he fought Uriah Hall? | ||
| Fuck yeah. | ||
| I mean, everybody was like, Uriah Hall's the next Anderson Silva. | ||
| And Calvin's like... | ||
| He'd be in the Ultimate Fighter finale. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| It's a cool story. | ||
| Check this out. | ||
| He's a beast, man. | ||
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Look at it. | |
| I mean, come on, man. | ||
| He's a beast. | ||
| Where'd he wrestle at? | ||
| How about when he knocked out Bisping? | ||
| In China? | ||
| I hated that for Bisping. | ||
| That drove me nuts. | ||
| Oh, Tim Kennedy? | ||
| There's the Bisping one. | ||
| I mean, bro. | ||
| Oh my god, he's a beast. | ||
| He is a beast. | ||
| He's a fucking animal, man. | ||
| All those clips are from a long time ago. | ||
| That's the problem. | ||
| He had the window. | ||
| I don't mean to be a hater, but... | ||
| The window was there. | ||
| The window was there. | ||
| I think he trades out of Cejudo's camp, right? | ||
| Yeah, they're boys. | ||
| They're both drinking and eating together. | ||
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That was from 15 years ago. | |
| But that's real, man. | ||
| I mean, I wish that guy would show up. | ||
| That left hand was something serious. | ||
| Fuck yeah, you can crack, man. | ||
| It's so hard to maintain the fucking grind, and that's what's up. | ||
| Especially if you don't love it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think after a while they don't love it anymore because it just breaks their body. | ||
| And also the worst part of fighting is cutting weight. | ||
| Those last five pounds is the worst of the worst. | ||
| And you're getting older and he enjoys food and you're out for a while. | ||
| Or just injuries too, right? | ||
| To get weight cutting out of the spine. | ||
| That was me. | ||
| That was only me. | ||
| Nobody listened. | ||
| I fucking brought it up to them the moment they bought the UFC. I pulled Ari aside and I said, hey, this is what you should do. | ||
| You really want to do this? | ||
| Blow up the weight classes. | ||
| Cut out all the weight cutting. | ||
| Make a big deal about it. | ||
| It's the most dangerous thing in the sport. | ||
| Outside of getting kicked in the head, it's the most dangerous thing in the sport. | ||
| And it's unnecessary. | ||
| Getting kicked in the head is a part of the sport. | ||
| There's no way you're going to get around it. | ||
| But the most dangerous thing outside of that is weight cutting. | ||
| And we can eliminate that. | ||
| Is it too late, though? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, it's never happened. | ||
| They don't listen to me, man. | ||
| How would you do it, though? | ||
| No one listens to me. | ||
| No, but you can't. | ||
| No one listens to me. | ||
| You need weight classes, and then also, Joe also wants there to be no cage and have it on an open field. | ||
| Brian feels the same way. | ||
| Talk about that fucking stupid. | ||
| When we went to karate combat, man, I don't know about the fighting itself, but when we went to karate combat, it was just more entertaining to not have the cage in the way. | ||
| No, you gotta have the cage. | ||
| It started as cage fighting. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| You don't have to have it. | ||
| What you need is a basketball court. | ||
| Well, we went to see Gordon Ryan compete Thursday night, right? | ||
| You see everything. | ||
| We saw him on the mat. | ||
| But there's still a mat, but it's not a basketball court-sized mat, right? | ||
| But it's a big-ass mat. | ||
| But still controlled. | ||
| Right, but it's a big-ass mat. | ||
| But they also got to stay in bounds, though, right? | ||
| Yeah, they got to stay in bounds if they move him back into bounds, which is what it should be. | ||
| Yeah, well, the karate combat shit had, like, blood sport walls. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| With a ramp? | ||
| Yeah, little ramps. | ||
| You can't have ramps, though, because then people would use the ramps. | ||
| It's too easy to get taken down. | ||
| It's too easy to get taken down when you get pushed to the ramp. | ||
| But people use the cage. | ||
| But the cage stops you from getting taken down. | ||
| The ramp, you fall. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| If someone's pushing you and you're near stairs, you're going to fall down. | ||
| But you know what it cut out? | ||
| It cut out all the running away. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| It forced the action. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| It does. | ||
| It does. | ||
| That's the idea behind the ramp. | ||
| I think a flat surface is the move, the large flat surface, and then have danger zones where you can get a point deducted if you enter into the danger zone too many times. | ||
| If there's like a warning track on the outside, make the warning track big enough so the guy can adjust and get back in. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| But too many times in the warning track should be deducted from your total score, and you could have a large enough surface. | ||
| And everyone would be able to see everything. | ||
| We'd be able to see everything. | ||
| How would you get them to not cut so much water? | ||
| We can elevate that motherfucker. | ||
| No, but then people fall off and they die. | ||
| But you lose if you fall off. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| Like sumo, then. | ||
| Yeah, sumo. | ||
| Or like kumite. | ||
| Some other way to lose? | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| Here's the thing. | ||
| For Dana, it's a business, right? | ||
| So we've got to sell this thing. | ||
| It's tough to fucking sell. | ||
| Like, PFL has the playoff system. | ||
| I was watching last night. | ||
| I'm like, the fuck? | ||
| Look, if Dana loses $7 million one night and strokes out, and they come to me, that's what I do. | ||
| I tell them, this is what you're going to do. | ||
| Strokes out over $7 million? | ||
| He just goes crazy. | ||
| Fuck it. | ||
| Joe, what should we do? | ||
| Just ruin the business? | ||
| Hanging out with him, gambling, will give you the craziest fucking anxiety. | ||
| Really? | ||
| He's a wild boy. | ||
| I walked in and he was $600,000 down. | ||
| Did you see him on Shannon's Shop? | ||
| No, I didn't. | ||
| He was great on there. | ||
| He was great on there and he talked about it openly. | ||
| He was like, his dream is to bet a million dollars a hand. | ||
| He wants to bet a million dollar hand. | ||
| And him and Shannon Sharp started reminiscing about this old blackjack place, and he said his strategy is his first bet is always the highest. | ||
| So he goes in on the first bet with the highest. | ||
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| But he also explained, I didn't hear him, I don't know if he talked about this on Sharp's podcast, but on Schultz's podcast, he was talking about, because Schultz brought it up, he goes, and you're banned from those casinos? | ||
| No, no. | ||
| It's fucking stupid. | ||
| I'm not banned. | ||
| What happens is I win so much and I take money from them. | ||
| So what they do is the reserve, whatever it used to be, 10 million, they drop it to like 5,000. | ||
| So I'm just not going to play there. | ||
| He's like, nobody gets banned. | ||
| He goes, you only get banned if you're cheating. | ||
| So anyone that, those rumors that I'm banned, he's like, I'm not banned. | ||
| They just don't want me to play there. | ||
| They did something with him back in the day at the Palm. | ||
| He talked about it. | ||
| Yeah, he said he took them for so much money, they went, cool. | ||
| And he went back shortly after he won millions of dollars. | ||
| He came back, and they're like, yeah, your reserve's five grand now. | ||
| He's like, the fuck? | ||
| No, I play like a million. | ||
| They're like, not anymore. | ||
| Because they don't want him there. | ||
| They pulled the rug from under you. | ||
| Yeah, they're like, no, you can play. | ||
| Red Rocks is like, come on down. | ||
| That's where we went. | ||
| We went to Red Rocks. | ||
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Wow. | |
| It was nuts, man. | ||
| Your hands get sweaty just watching them. | ||
| And then him and Taylor, Taylor Luan, was gambling with him, and he tells Taylor how to bet. | ||
| In five minutes they were down $120,000. | ||
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Jesus Christ. | |
| And I'm just sitting there, I'm scratching, I'm sweating. | ||
| I can't take that shit. | ||
| I don't like, I don't like, like, that kind of gambling doesn't make sense to me. | ||
| I'm like, yeah! | ||
| You know, the experience is fun. | ||
| When you have a good dealer, and it's just you and them, maybe you and a couple friends, the dealer's telling you how to bet, so you don't gotta be an expert. | ||
| Yeah, it's like 20 bucks a hand. | ||
| We're talking millions though? | ||
| I don't care how rich I am. | ||
| I can't do that. | ||
| I'm with you. | ||
| I couldn't do that either. | ||
| I think I could do it once as an experience, but when they're going like a few times a week? | ||
| Yeah, I don't get it. | ||
| Or he's on vacation and hires somebody to do it on the boat? | ||
| I'll tell you what I like. | ||
| I like gambling on skill games. | ||
| Like, gambling on pool. | ||
| If you're gambling on pool for a lot of money, I want to watch that. | ||
| That's exciting to me. | ||
| Gambling on cards. | ||
| Like, who knows what the card's gonna be? | ||
| Get the fuck out of here with that shit. | ||
| It's not for me. | ||
| I don't... | ||
| Like, you don't like games of chance? | ||
| No. | ||
| I don't like them at all. | ||
| I don't like them at all. | ||
| I mean, I know there's skill to it. | ||
| I understand there's ways that you can make it lean more towards your advantage. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| I like games where you're in control of your own destiny. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Look at Kelvin. | ||
| Wow, D-Rod's coming out hot. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He should, too. | ||
| Yeah, well, especially he probably thinks that Kelvin's probably out of shape. | ||
| I mean, Calvin had a tough camp. | ||
| His midsection's thick. | ||
| He's always thick, though. | ||
| And with skinny-ass legs. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| You know, he doesn't have big legs, but damn, that dude gets some power. | ||
| And his gas tank's ridiculous. | ||
| Look at his butt. | ||
| He got that corny body. | ||
| He got zero butt. | ||
| Yeah, he's a guy who you wouldn't think can kick ass to that level. | ||
| Oh, he's such a stud. | ||
| He's so good. | ||
| If you had fought him on the beach, you'd be like, alright, well this guy looks like he's out of shit. | ||
| I'm going to whoop Spongebob's ass. | ||
| He's built like Spongebob. | ||
| Didn't somebody find out having that little gut gives you more power? | ||
| Absolutely not. | ||
| You don't want that. | ||
| Hips, hips. | ||
| Look at his back, man. | ||
| He's not small. | ||
| His back is dense as fuck. | ||
| And he has one of the greatest chins. | ||
| He's also got speed, actually. | ||
| He's surprisingly fast, man. | ||
| Yeah, he's got fluid combinations, man. | ||
| And he has the head like a rot. | ||
| And his head movement is good. | ||
| He does everything high level, of course. | ||
| It's just a discipline thing. | ||
| Yeah, it's just a discipline thing. | ||
| I think he could have been an absolute world champion at 170. It's almost too late now. | ||
| What is he, like 35 now? | ||
| How old is he? | ||
| 35's tough. | ||
| How old is Kelvin, Jamie? | ||
| He'll put 32, I think. | ||
| 33? | ||
| 32. 32! | ||
| That's crazy! | ||
| Bro, that's crazy. | ||
| As long as he's been around, Uriah Hall's out of the game. | ||
| Uriah Hall's already done retired. | ||
| How many fights does he have, though, Jamie? | ||
| He could fight. | ||
| He could fight. | ||
| He could suck down at 70 and fight three more years if he really gets serious. | ||
| He's not going to suck down at 70. Also, those guys down at 70, they're enormous now. | ||
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I know. | |
| You missed that boat. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Monsters. | ||
| 28 fights. | ||
| He's 32, it's tough. | ||
| At 170, it's very tough. | ||
| Well, also, those 170 guys are gigantic. | ||
| Imagine him and Michael Venom Page. | ||
| Michael Vena Page is so big. | ||
| How about Michel Pereira? | ||
| Before he dropped down, they made him fight up to 185. He was so big. | ||
| There are people that fight up there walking around. | ||
| Aren't there people that don't cut? | ||
| There's a few, but it's very rare. | ||
| Frankie Edgar is like the last of the Mohicans when he was fighting at 55. He actually weighed 155 pounds. | ||
| But damn, he was so durable. | ||
| Because he didn't cut the weight, he could bounce back. | ||
| He wasn't depleted. | ||
| These guys all deplete the fuck out of themselves. | ||
| Now it's like a science. | ||
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It should be. | |
| Frankie fought at 55? | ||
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Yes. | |
| I thought he fought at 45. No, he started at 55. That's amazing, because the 55 was a huge turn. | ||
| He beat BJ in his prime at 55. His fights against Ben Hendo? | ||
| I mean, Grey Maynard? | ||
| Grey Maynard fights were crazy. | ||
| Whenever you see a fight that gets stopped too quickly, watch the fucking Frankie Edgar Grey Maynard fights, because Jesus Christ. | ||
| They could have stopped those fights a hundred times. | ||
| Damn, nice jab by Kelvin. | ||
| Nice jab. | ||
| Bro, people forget. | ||
| Kelvin is fucking good. | ||
| And if you're just going to stand with him, you're just going to stand with him, it's super dangerous. | ||
| His footwork's incredible. | ||
| He's beaten and almost beaten the best in the world. | ||
| It's his head movement, man. | ||
| His head movement's incredible. | ||
| And it's just, the punches are so fluid. | ||
| He does everything well. | ||
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He reaches like, look at that. | |
| But D-Rod's solid too, man. | ||
| But he can stand at the edge of the pocket, man. | ||
| He knows exactly how far your reach is. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| I'm surprised Kelvin's not going for a takedown. | ||
| Could be a cardio issue. | ||
| Look at the way he's standing. | ||
| He knows exactly. | ||
| He hardly ever does, though. | ||
| You know, Calvin... | ||
| A guy like D-Rod you'd probably want to shoot in on, but... | ||
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Look at this. | |
| He's having success on the feet, though. | ||
| Oh, good combination. | ||
| Catching him left and right, dude. | ||
| Oh, Calvin's teeing off. | ||
| Calvin's going to win this fight, man, if he's... | ||
| How can you say this? | ||
| It's 1-22 in the first round. | ||
| Because I'm watching D-Rod get caught. | ||
| You got ahead of your wheels. | ||
| D-Rod's so tan? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm over my skis. | ||
| Sorry, guys. | ||
| I'm an aristocrat. | ||
| I use rich man sport analogies. | ||
| I think that's the right analogy anyway. | ||
| I think over your wheels doesn't even exist. | ||
| I think I made it up right there. | ||
| It could be over your wheels though, huh? | ||
| I guess. | ||
| I mean, you're on a unicycle. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| Oh, D-Rod. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Nodding. | ||
| Calvin's got a head like a fucking butt. | ||
| Yo, how are you taking a left hand like that? | ||
| D-Rod. | ||
| Ooh, good shot by D-Rod. | ||
| It's a slugfest. | ||
| It's exactly what I expected this to be. | ||
| Yeah, and that's what Calvin loves. | ||
| He loves these kind of exchanges. | ||
| He forces guys into these extended combination slugfests. | ||
| Oh, body shot! | ||
| Damn! | ||
| Nice feint up top and then left to the body. | ||
| So I assume if Kelvin wins this fight, he's just going to stay at 85? | ||
| You know? | ||
| Why not? | ||
| Why not? | ||
| You've got a cooking show. | ||
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You've got a food show. | |
| You're never going to beat those Drekus Duplassi guys. | ||
| Those massive 85ers. | ||
| There's guys at 85ers. | ||
| 70s even deeper. | ||
| Right? | ||
| It's true. | ||
| Look at his head. | ||
| Look at his head moving. | ||
| Slipping. | ||
| Oh, he has one of the best chins ever as well. | ||
| But he can also slip really well. | ||
| He sees those shots coming. | ||
| He stands right in the pocket. | ||
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Look at this. | |
| He probably should do some boxing. | ||
| Agreed. | ||
| Agreed. | ||
| I'd like to see him fight Jake Paul. | ||
| How about that? | ||
| That'd be an interesting fight. | ||
| Yeah, it'd be hard to sell. | ||
| Get some money. | ||
| Yeah, it'd be hard to sell because he's not a big enough name. | ||
| Yo, how many people are counting out Mike Perry? | ||
| Isn't that interesting? | ||
| I'm not counting. | ||
| Bro, it's wild to me. | ||
| And then in all the comments, like, oh, dude, you must think it's bare knuckle. | ||
| This is boxing. | ||
| I'm like... | ||
| Oh, you don't know what a fucking dog Mike Perry is. | ||
| Yeah, he's a pit bull. | ||
| You need to do your goddamn research. | ||
| There's no quit. | ||
| He's a game-bred pit bull. | ||
| He's even getting in your fucking face for all eight of those rounds. | ||
| And he's always like, oh, this is a gimmick fight. | ||
| I'm like, you're a moron. | ||
| But you're in the Mike Tyson fight? | ||
| Get the fuck out of here. | ||
| Yeah, Mike Perry's dangerous. | ||
| That's a super, super dangerous fight. | ||
| When is the Mike Tyson fight? | ||
| It's supposed to be in November. | ||
| Supposed to be. | ||
| But that is... | ||
| Who knows if it's ever going to happen. | ||
| I mean, Mike has ulcers. | ||
| He's a 58-year-old man with ulcers. | ||
| The most old man thing ever to get out of the fight. | ||
| That's like a CEO problem. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He got on a plane. | ||
| Yeah, Mike Perry's fighting in July. | ||
| It's July 20th. | ||
| The Mike Tyson fight is in November. | ||
| In Tampa, Florida, which is like Mike... | ||
| That's Mike Perry's like... | ||
| That's his source. | ||
| That's like the land that gave birth to him. | ||
| He's Tom Cruise down there, bro. | ||
| He's the man. | ||
| And he's become very famous because of Bare Knuckle. | ||
| Look at Kelvin. | ||
| He's the face of Bare Knuckle. | ||
| He's not tired at all. | ||
| He's fine. | ||
| Dude, a guy... | ||
| Because remember, in the UFC, he wasn't a huge name. | ||
| He was fun to watch. | ||
| We didn't have a great record. | ||
| And we're like, alright, he's fun, but he's never going to be a world champ. | ||
| Leaves, say, I'm going to do Bare Knuckle. | ||
| And then just starts being the shit out of all these fucking Hall of Famers. | ||
| Crazy. | ||
| It's such a fun story, dude. | ||
| Bro, you got so many pouches in your mouth, you sound like a squirrel. | ||
| He's like, He's talking to a squirrel over there. | ||
| Are you going to say something? | ||
| Because as I was talking to you, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| And you wait for him to go, bro. | ||
| Old squirrel shop over there. | ||
| Old squirrel shop. | ||
| Whoa! | ||
| D-Rod just left a nice left hand. | ||
| This is a very good fight. | ||
| Hey man, give me some of those smelling salts. | ||
| Oh, let's go. | ||
| Take it easy. | ||
| Now you talk! | ||
| I can see you, man. | ||
| Time to come back. | ||
| Let's go! | ||
| Get in there, Sean! | ||
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Get your hips! | |
| Get your hips into it! | ||
| Yeah! | ||
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Let's go Brian Come on you're good Man, that one's tough. | |
| Devil horns, devil horns. | ||
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Swim it. | |
| Just get your power, bro. | ||
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What? | |
| Can I go back in? | ||
| Fuck yeah, you can. | ||
| We have one more bro. | ||
| That shit wear off? | ||
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Push it back. | |
| Back. | ||
| Oh, dude, no hands? | ||
| Fucking no hands. | ||
| Y'all got no hands. | ||
| I'm sweating. | ||
| You want one? | ||
| We're missing. | ||
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We're missing. | |
| Steal away the demons. | ||
| Joe, I had no idea you could dance so well. | ||
| Yeah, once I get the chair under me and I feel like my legs fit in this little thing. | ||
| You got those jeans? | ||
| I'm about to take a salsa class. | ||
| I want to learn how to do the... | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I take salsa every Sunday. | ||
| You want to take one class and then you'll blow off the next one. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, you'll call in like... | ||
| You sure as fuck can't do in those Uggs. | ||
| Me and my wife come to the house and teach us. | ||
| Usually he has Crocs on. | ||
| Oh no, Crocs, my bad. | ||
| You can't do it? | ||
| You can't do it with Crocs? | ||
| Brian Simpson has two separate Crocs that he wears to the mothership. | ||
| One Crocs, which are walking around Crocs. | ||
| And then he changes them in the green room and puts on his stage Crocs. | ||
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What? | |
| Dude, so... | ||
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What? | |
| Respect. | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
| Respect. | ||
| I hate Crocs, but respect for that. | ||
| But my kids had Crocs. | ||
| Kids love Crocs. | ||
| Dude, I... Middle of the night. | ||
| Took them, threw them in the trash. | ||
| They fall off. | ||
| They're so comfortable. | ||
| I don't understand what everybody's saying. | ||
| Those are what? | ||
| Salahicrocs. | ||
| What's that? | ||
| It's a collaboration between Crocs and the Vice President of Versace. | ||
| So this is his special... | ||
| Oh, it's like a finger? | ||
| It looks like a fingerprint? | ||
| Dude, he's missing Gaston. | ||
| Gaston's a ghost right now. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
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Oh, D-Rod. | |
| D-Rod came back there. | ||
| Yeah, he's missing. | ||
| He's catching glove, catching air. | ||
| He caught him with the left hook and the right hand right there. | ||
| I think D-Rod just looks a little stiff. | ||
| D-Rod's tired. | ||
| He's older, too. | ||
| D-Rod's tired. | ||
| It's a great fight. | ||
| It's a slugfest, man. | ||
| Brian, you just wear those Crocs for comfort? | ||
| You're more about comfort? | ||
| Mostly, yeah. | ||
| But I kind of fucked up pinky toe. | ||
| So, like, sometimes my feet... | ||
| You and Conor McGregor? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| The show just hurt my feet. | ||
| It's one thing you guys have in common. | ||
| He's on that Conor training regimen. | ||
| You have wide feet? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Super wide feet, yeah. | ||
| You're asking him random questions. | ||
| Well, because he wears so many... | ||
| He wears so many Crocs, you know, I don't know... | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Nice cupcake and a right hook. | ||
| I got, like, all the colors. | ||
| Oh, nice jab. | ||
| When Calvin gets jumping around on them feet. | ||
| Oh, this is a wild fight, man. | ||
| Calvin moves his head, man. | ||
| He's just so good. | ||
| This fight will get you very confused as to what kind of punches you can actually take in the face. | ||
| Calvin looks as good as he's ever looked. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| No. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| That's not true. | ||
| Do you see the Izzy fight? | ||
| Shut your fucking mouth. | ||
| It's so not true. | ||
| He looks great. | ||
| It's so not true. | ||
| He looks great right now. | ||
| He looks good. | ||
| He put away world champions. | ||
| Hey, I get a little excited. | ||
| Oh, good left hand. | ||
| Yeah, that was a good left hand. | ||
| The Tim Kennedy fight? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| God damn, I can breathe after those things. | ||
| Every time I think of Gaston, I just remember the interview where he had some kind of shit on his skin. | ||
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You know what you want? | |
| Like staff? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Kelvin did? | ||
| Oh, that was a good left hand by D-Rod. | ||
| These Saudi Arabians are like, these fucking Mexicans can fly. | ||
| Oh, finally, takedown. | ||
| Finally. | ||
| With zero seconds to go. | ||
| That counts. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| That's a good way to end the round. | ||
| And so, is this the co-main? | ||
| No. | ||
| No. | ||
| What's the co-main? | ||
| Volkov and Sergei Pavlovich. | ||
| That's a tasty fight. | ||
| That's a good fight. | ||
| And they were training partners in the weigh-in. | ||
| The UFC did this to me and Mitrion at the weigh-ins. | ||
| Volkov goes, why would you accept this fight? | ||
| He's like, I didn't. | ||
| They're like, they said you did. | ||
| He's like, I didn't. | ||
| And they start fighting. | ||
| That's what the UFC does. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Who knows if they do it now. | ||
| Not accept, but ask for it, right? | ||
| Like when Joe Silva called me to fight Mitrione, they called me, and he called me direct and goes, Mitrione's asking to fight you, man. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I thought you guys were friends. | ||
| He wants to fight you. | ||
| I went, Matt does? | ||
| He goes, yeah. | ||
| You got a contract that's in Toronto if you want to fight. | ||
| I'm like, what the fuck? | ||
| I'm like, let me think about it. | ||
| I call Matt. | ||
| I'm like, dude, what the fuck? | ||
| You want to fight? | ||
| I thought we were friends. | ||
| He goes, I don't want to fight you. | ||
| I told them no. | ||
| That's hilarious. | ||
| So what, you don't fight your friends? | ||
| Yeah, you don't want to, but sometimes you have no fucking choice. | ||
| Hey, bro, we need this bread. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Throw me to fight. | ||
| Like, me and Shane Carwin had an agreement where we would never fight each other unless it was for the title. | ||
| That's a good agreement. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Titles, different animal. | ||
| That changes your life. | ||
| Oh, this is the third round. | ||
| I thought that was the second round. | ||
| Oh, left hand by Kelvin. | ||
| It can ruin your friendship, though, right? | ||
| Yeah, but you got a family, man. | ||
| Especially if you do something to somebody. | ||
| You really fuck them up. | ||
| You know? | ||
| But title shot, that has changed your life. | ||
| You win that? | ||
| You're talking about real money. | ||
| It's everything. | ||
| That's why you started the sport. | ||
| We're friends, but... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| At the end of the day, it's a one-on-one sport. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| It's an individual competition. | ||
| That's the only way you get points, right? | ||
| Pay-per-view points. | ||
| Well, not only do you got to win the title, you got to defend it, then you get points. | ||
| Oh, so you don't get points on the... | ||
| No. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Does anybody get pay-per-view points on the title possibility? | ||
| Connor would. | ||
| Don't you get pay-per-view points if you're headlining now? | ||
| No. | ||
| If you're a main event? | ||
| No. | ||
| Gaslam. | ||
| Gaslam's rugged as fuck, man. | ||
| You have to be a defending champion. | ||
| It's just rugged. | ||
| And depending what weight class, too. | ||
| Like, Mighty Mouse didn't get pay-per-view points for Intel's, like, fifth defense or some shit. | ||
| Because UFC's argument was, yeah, we're putting you on there. | ||
| You might be made event, but we stack the cards because you're not bringing in the viewership. | ||
| Mm. | ||
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Mm. | |
| What goes down in November? | ||
| Do they have November set up yet? | ||
| Jon Jones-Stipe. | ||
| Is that 100%? | ||
| Pretty hundo. | ||
| Jon Jones looked it and took it down. | ||
| I'm so against that. | ||
| You're against what? | ||
| Why? | ||
| I don't want to see Stipe fight no more. | ||
| The last fight, I was like, he's done. | ||
| And if this is going to be Jon's last fight, I want it to be a challenge. | ||
| Brian Simpson makes a stand. | ||
| I don't want to see Stipe fight no more. | ||
| You want to see him fight Tom Aspinall? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Like, imagine him going out like that. | ||
| Really, what I want is the time machine, and I want to go back and keep Francis Ngannou there. | ||
| I love that Francis made a ton of money. | ||
| I love that he dropped Tyson Fury. | ||
| I do not love the Joshua fight. | ||
| That was sad. | ||
| Watching him getting KO'd like that against Anthony Joshua, I was like, ooh. | ||
| It's like, you're just fighting one of the best boxers that's ever competed at heavyweight, who's a knockout puncher, who really knows how to box, who's an Olympic gold medalist, and you've had one boxing fight. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| One. | ||
| Bad idea. | ||
| It wouldn't get sanctioned usually. | ||
| One against a hell of a fighter. | ||
| One of the best. | ||
| But a guy who's been drinking and doing coke and barely paying attention. | ||
| And didn't take you serious. | ||
| Yeah, didn't take you serious and you dropped him, but then... | ||
| He also might have had an incentive to keep that fight going for a long time. | ||
| I'm not saying anything, but... | ||
| What? | ||
| Yeah, I said it. | ||
| Who? | ||
| My Tyson Fury. | ||
| Shut the fuck up. | ||
| He may have had an incentive. | ||
| You're ridiculous. | ||
| No, I'm not. | ||
| You're so wrong. | ||
| No, I'm not. | ||
| You couldn't be... | ||
| Oh, yeah, Calvin got him down again. | ||
| You don't know what they're... | ||
| You have no idea. | ||
| There's not a chance in hell. | ||
| There's not a chance in hell that Tyson Fury carried him. | ||
| Huh. | ||
| He was terrified of his power. | ||
| He got dropped with a furious left hook in the left round. | ||
| He got rocked in the eighth round. | ||
| Bro, it's the same thing that you see in the Usyk fight. | ||
| He's not all there anymore. | ||
| Those fights with Deontay Wilder took something out of him. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Deontay Wilder, in those days, was the most terrifying knockout puncher in the history of the heavyweight division. | ||
| And he dropped him twice in that last fight and rocked him bad. | ||
| And I feel like we don't appreciate Deontay... | ||
| Wilder as much as we should. | ||
| You know how it is, man. | ||
| Once a guy loses, you start thinking about him as the guy that just lost. | ||
| That's so wild to me. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't. | ||
| I don't. | ||
| I don't either. | ||
| Especially for somebody that started boxing late in life. | ||
| He started when he was 23, Bill. | ||
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And he's a bronze medal winner in the Olympics at 23. Do you not hear him talking? | |
| Yeah, but I'm just saying. | ||
| I'm finishing my thought. | ||
| Yeah, but you're finishing your thought while he's talking. | ||
| That's kind of crazy. | ||
| Yeah, but we were already having our conversation and then you moved on. | ||
| I'm saying that the idea that Tyson Fury didn't have a bag of tricks and he didn't carry him, for me, it's very strange to me. | ||
| It's very strange. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Maybe he didn't train at all. | ||
| He looked fat. | ||
| He looked out of shape. | ||
| You know he was partying. | ||
| Everybody said he was partying. | ||
| He's one of the greatest heavyweights of all time, for sure. | ||
| But he's also fighting a mountain of a man with insane physical abilities that caught him with a vicious left hook in the second round. | ||
| If he was carrying that dude, all that shit would be out the window after you get dropped and rocked like that. | ||
| Oh, god damn. | ||
| Here it is. | ||
| Boom! | ||
| It's a weird thing, too, because you want Francis to go on and make all the money, but you selfishly wish he was still in the UFC to fight Jon Jones. | ||
| But even if you fought Jon Jones, he made 10 times more money fighting Tyson and Anthony Joshua? | ||
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| Not even close. | ||
| He probably did. | ||
| He probably did. | ||
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He did. | |
| Yeah, I don't know. | ||
| Do you know what he made? | ||
| What did he make for the Tyson Fury fight? | ||
| They announced it. | ||
| No, I think with the pay-per-views it was like almost 20. Wow. | ||
| And then Anthony Joshua probably another? | ||
| A good amount, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, I just think with boxing especially, The thing is, no one had seen Francis fight as a boxer, and no one knew what to expect. | ||
| He surprised everyone. | ||
| But then, Anthony Joshua got to study his style and see the holes in his game, and he exploited them like a fucking professional. | ||
| And that's why I said the shock factor is gone, and when he fights Anthony Joshua, this is how it should work. | ||
| You're going to see how it really goes down. | ||
| So the MMA guys are like, man, Francis do it, maybe I'm going to jump into boxing. | ||
| Yes and no. | ||
| Because when he fought Anthony, that's really how it should work. | ||
| That's how the world should work. | ||
| Unfortunately. | ||
| Right, unfortunately. | ||
| But I'll tell you what, if Francis had gotten into boxing when he got into the UFC, he would be a heavyweight champion of the world. | ||
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| Speaking of knockout artists, can we get Tank his flowers? | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Javante Davis? | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| We talk about how he's not a boxer. | ||
| Why are you saying that? | ||
| He's one of the best. | ||
| Well, hold on. | ||
| He's the best knockout artist in boxing today. | ||
| Yeah, easy. | ||
| Easy. | ||
| He knocks on everybody. | ||
| He sets up his power shots like a fucking... | ||
| Technician. | ||
| And it's crazy. | ||
| Nothing special about the way he looks. | ||
| Like, physically, he doesn't look like a power puncher. | ||
| He just looks like a regular guy, but his fucking power is extraordinary. | ||
| And then that little extra something he got from being around Floyd for that little bit? | ||
| That helped for sure. | ||
| He and Bud Crawford... | ||
| Him and Floyd hate each other. | ||
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But he and Bud Crawford are in a class by themselves. | |
| Crawford's another one. | ||
| It's just incredible. | ||
| Well, I mean, very, very different styles, for sure. | ||
| But Gervonta's the most economical. | ||
| The thing is, he keeps you backing up, and he wears you out without even using too much energy. | ||
| And then as he gets you into the later rounds, you're starting to slow down, and he's just warmed up. | ||
| His boxing IQ's wild, wild, wild. | ||
| Those high-level guys figure your patterns out. | ||
| They just figure out what you're doing. | ||
| You see all of these things of him breaking down his opponent, and then they watch the fight that happened, and he was exactly right. | ||
| He's a technician, yeah, when it comes to boxing. | ||
| Yeah, but that's what makes the really good guys good is they can figure you out. | ||
| What he's been doing since he was a child, man. | ||
| Calvin won this fight, right? | ||
| Yeah, I would assume he had to. | ||
| Here's the decision. | ||
| He had to. | ||
| Tell you what, I'm really excited. | ||
| I love how the Saudi Arabian government and the people, the royal family is throwing massive money. | ||
| The way they spend their money. | ||
| And they want to do Terrence Crawford, Canelo Alvarez. | ||
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Now I'm all in. | |
| All in. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| How dope is that guy? | ||
| I like boxing. | ||
| They go, why don't these two guys fight? | ||
| It's money. | ||
| He goes, oh, I have money. | ||
| We have a lot of money. | ||
| We print it. | ||
| How much? | ||
| And they're giving it to him. | ||
| The boys are getting paid. | ||
| Let me tell you something. | ||
| Saudi Arabia, they could come to the UFC and go, we will buy you for $200 billion. | ||
| And then all of a sudden the UFC is Saudi Arabia. | ||
| That's what Dana was saying to Shannon about fighter pay. | ||
| He was like, Yeah, these guys got so much money, they don't care if they lose money. | ||
| He's like, I care if I lose money. | ||
| Unless he's gambling. | ||
| Well, yeah. | ||
| And then in the same conversation, he was like, yeah, I bet $100,000 a hand. | ||
| Here's the whole thing on fight or pain. | ||
| Obviously, back in the day, I was super hard on it. | ||
| But my argument has kind of changed, too, where... | ||
| Because you're not a fighter no more? | ||
| No, but as a businessman, you're on the outside looking in. | ||
| You can argue all you want about fight or pain, how much they should be paying. | ||
| What other leagues are around? | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Like, you look at the longevity of the UFC, you look at how massive the UFC is off their pace structure, they're doing something fucking right as far as business. | ||
| They're doing something right. | ||
| All these other leagues, listen, I watched PFL last night, I watch everything, I'm a degenerate, there's nothing even remotely close to the UFC. The closest thing is one championship. | ||
| Because they'll do some jiu-jitsu, they'll do Muay Thai, and they have high-level guys. | ||
| The production's really good. | ||
| Dude, it's UFC, and then everybody else is so far behind, man. | ||
| Everyone's like, oh, we've got to change fighter pay. | ||
| It's like, we can. | ||
| We can. | ||
| That's affliction. | ||
| So it's this weird thing. | ||
| Let me ask this. | ||
| Is the PFL still doing that wacky point thing? | ||
| Yeah, I'm watching last night, and I'm balls deep in the fight, and I was like, I don't know what the fuck is going on. | ||
| I don't know what the fuck is going on. | ||
| It's too confusing. | ||
| They made it complicated for no reason. | ||
| Explain that. | ||
| It's so weird, man. | ||
| They have a playoff system. | ||
| It's also like if you win by knockout, you get X amount of points. | ||
| You get three points. | ||
| If you win by submission, you get X amount of points. | ||
| And that affects your pay? | ||
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I don't know. | |
| No, so the way they put you in playoffs like seeds, so there's a regular season, there's the playoffs, so you have to have a certain amount of points to get to the playoffs, and that depends on your seeding. | ||
| So a win is three points, a draw is one point, loss zero points, round one stoppage three points, round two stoppage two points, round three stoppage one bonus point. | ||
| That's stupid. | ||
| Now describe that to a casual. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Example, fighters win the first round TKO, six points. | ||
| Get out of here with all that. | ||
| That's so dumb. | ||
| I hate it. | ||
| And a submission is one point? | ||
| None of it makes any sense. | ||
| And they have no stars. | ||
| It's fucking tough, dude. | ||
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It's tough. | |
| Stoppage. | ||
| Submission counts as stoppage. | ||
| Is this for if you're fighting in a tournament? | ||
| So they have a regular season, they have a playoff. | ||
| Whoever wins the playoff becomes a champion, you get a million bucks. | ||
| Listen to me, PFL. Abandon ship. | ||
| Stop. | ||
| Abandon ship. | ||
| No one likes it. | ||
| No one loves MMA more than us, and we hate it. | ||
| I fucking hate it. | ||
| And then also, get rid of Bellator. | ||
| Just make it all under one banner. | ||
| Quit doing all that shit. | ||
| PFL's good. | ||
| It's a good name. | ||
| Well, how do they decide the UFC rankings? | ||
| Based on who's winning. | ||
| It's voted on. | ||
| It's based on the experts are deciding. | ||
| Experts are loose term, but yeah. | ||
| Seems like the press. | ||
| A lot of press. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Same way like the BC rankings, BCS rankings. | ||
| They're the best. | ||
| They're the best rankings we currently have available. | ||
| And most people agree on them. | ||
| They're very close to what I would say are accurate. | ||
| I very rarely disagree with the rankings. | ||
| Oh, that's my bull right there. | ||
| Yeah, the only time you'll disagree is like the pound for pound list, which is stupid anyways. | ||
| Pound for pound list is so subjective. | ||
| Yeah, it's so weird. | ||
| It's like John Jones or Islam, you know? | ||
| You could say Islam, you could say John Jones. | ||
| I see both arguments. | ||
| And then the goat pound for pound, or the goat list, I see GSP. I see the argument for Mighty Mouse. | ||
| I see the argument for John. | ||
| It's time period. | ||
| I didn't know Rose was still fighting. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't like the fact she's fighting at Flyweight, though. | ||
| Dude, how about Paige Van Zandt is doing slap fighting? | ||
| Is that real? | ||
| Bring it up, Jamie. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Paige Van Zandt, it's announced. | ||
| Was that the last fight she had? | ||
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Wait, wait. | |
| She lost that porn star. | ||
| You don't like Rose at Flyweight? | ||
| How come? | ||
| She got dropped by a porn star. | ||
| She got dropped, but it was a draw. | ||
| In the rematch, I think, in November. | ||
| Is it a real porn star or an OnlyFans porn star? | ||
| It's still a real porn star. | ||
| It's real to me! | ||
| It's real to me! | ||
| You don't like Rose at Flyweight? | ||
| How come? | ||
| I think she's better at straw weight. | ||
| I think at straw weight at 115, she carries power. | ||
| She's big for the weight class. | ||
| She knocked out Joanna Janjacek. | ||
| She's really legit at that weight. | ||
| I think at 25, it's probably not as hard for her to cut the weight, and that's why she wants to do it, but I just don't see it, man. | ||
| I just think she's a flyweight contender. | ||
| She's a strawweight champion. | ||
| And she's had incredible fights at strawweight. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Joanna fights? | ||
| This does nothing for me. | ||
| Me neither. | ||
| There's a massive fan base for it. | ||
| I can't figure out. | ||
| Your boy Tony's balls deep in it. | ||
| He loves it. | ||
| But he is pro wrestling. | ||
| He's a pro wrestling heel. | ||
| I loved it coming up. | ||
| Tony Henshler? | ||
| Oh, when we were kids? | ||
| He loves it. | ||
| Yeah, me too. | ||
| I loved it when I was 12. Yeah, me too. | ||
| Then my dad was like, Hulk Hogan's not really. | ||
| And then my nuts dropped. | ||
| Yeah, then my dad was like, you know Macho Man can't fight, right? | ||
| Paige Van Zandt competed at Power Slap 8. Slap fighting debut. | ||
| Okay, don't do it, Paige. | ||
| Here's my question. | ||
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Why? | |
| Well, when she fought Rachel Ostevik at Bare Knuckle, I'm like, please, ladies. | ||
| You're both so fucking pretty. | ||
| Don't ruin your faces. | ||
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I know. | |
| The prettiest girls in the sport, please. | ||
| Save that for the warlock, please. | ||
| She's so hot, too. | ||
| You guys should just abandon it and start making out. | ||
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Yeah! | |
| Yeah. | ||
| She stays relevant, though. | ||
| Slap fighting? | ||
| I get being relevant, but she also makes a ton of money off OnlyFans. | ||
| And there's no talent to get slapped. | ||
| Chasing that fame. | ||
| Chasing that fame to the end of time. | ||
| Boy, I can't get it. | ||
| I cannot understand it. | ||
| Well, or it's a business decision. | ||
| You say, okay, I'll do a slap fighting. | ||
| That'll be X number of subscribers to my OnlyFans. | ||
| As long as you stay in people's faces. | ||
| Unless she makes a deal where I get to slap first. | ||
| Can you do that? | ||
| Can you say, I'll fight you, but I get to slap first? | ||
| I think you gotta, like... | ||
| I don't know how they do it. | ||
| They flip the... | ||
| You rigged that. | ||
| Fuck that quarter. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Danisole. | ||
| Rigged that quarter. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I can't believe it's this popular. | ||
| But if she gets slapped first and gets KO'd with one slap by some bull dyke... | ||
| Have you seen the girl she's fighting? | ||
| No. | ||
| I mean, you nailed it. | ||
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Is that it? | |
| You don't see a lot of hot girls doing slap fighting. | ||
| Let me see who she's fighting. | ||
| Who's Paige Van Zandt fighting, Jamie? | ||
| What are we doing here? | ||
| It's free brain damage. | ||
| Like, why? | ||
| You could hit someone so hard with a slap. | ||
| Because you're not... | ||
| Everybody thinks of a slap as like the palm in the face. | ||
| That is not what's happening. | ||
| You're getting palm-striked in the face. | ||
| Full blast. | ||
| That is terrible. | ||
| From a full swing, like this. | ||
| You know what the problem is? | ||
| Because I think part of the hatred of slap fight, and I used to be so hard on it, now I'm like, whatever, do you, Dana. | ||
| The problem is they combined it and started promoting it on the UFC channel. | ||
| And then that's when you pissed me off. | ||
| I'm like, no, no, don't confuse the public here. | ||
| Separate them. | ||
| Well, they got Bisping doing commentary for it. | ||
| I would do it. | ||
| If the UFC is cocaine, slap fighting is crack. | ||
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Not even. | |
| UFC is complicated. | ||
| Who's the gal? | ||
| She's fighting. | ||
| She's so pretty. | ||
| No, if UFC is like Flaming Young... | ||
| Look, she's practicing on a fucking rubber doll. | ||
| Hilarious. | ||
| Oh, look at the girl she's fighting. | ||
| Oh, yeah, the girl she's fighting has been through a lot of truck stops. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| Yeah, look at the girl she's fighting. | ||
| That's a handsome woman. | ||
| Look at that girl. | ||
| That girl does not give a fuck if you give her a scar. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| That's a big strong lady. | ||
| She's gonna slap the fuck out of you. | ||
| Oh, she's got a good slap, too. | ||
| She's got an iron face. | ||
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She looks like a lady to turn on the ovens at Auschwitz. | |
| Grab a hot pan. | ||
| No oven mitts. | ||
| A long winter, you know what I'm saying? | ||
| Yeah, survives eating dogs in the woods. | ||
| She's like me and the kids. | ||
| Why is she eating dogs in the woods? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Isn't it weird how they put powder on their hands to make the slap more crazy? | ||
| But to be fair, it's Crush on social media. | ||
| They probably got that from Cat Williams. | ||
| Remember when he played the pimp? | ||
| Paddle me up. | ||
| Paddle me up. | ||
| Slap fighting's been around forever, dude. | ||
| Russia was like, what the fuck? | ||
| We've been doing this for a hundred years. | ||
| So this is the girl she's fighting? | ||
| I saw they just approved the car jiu-jitsu in New York or something. | ||
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That's wild. | |
| That's an industrial bitch. | ||
| Why would you do this, man? | ||
| She's getting down low, dude. | ||
| The girl she's slapping? | ||
| Oh, this is the worst. | ||
| Not bad. | ||
| Her eyes all cocked. | ||
| Oh, blow your kiss. | ||
| She's got them lip implants, too. | ||
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Oof. | |
| No, no thank you. | ||
| This is awful. | ||
| She's probably worried her lip implant's going to get blown out. | ||
| Are you allowed to go with it? | ||
| No, you can't go with it. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Oh, she got KO'd. | ||
| Oh, bro. | ||
| This is the girl she's finding? | ||
| In those ASICs like that? | ||
| And that girl got KO'd. | ||
| Look at her legs twisted up. | ||
| That's a wrap. | ||
| That's really bad for you. | ||
| Knock out. | ||
| They don't have something for you to fall back on? | ||
| Someone catches you. | ||
| No, they do. | ||
| Forrest Griffin. | ||
| Yeah, he catches you. | ||
| That's a major brain injury. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Real legit. | ||
| And then you got like Mark Smith, legit MMA referee who's refereeing it. | ||
| It's like the crossover. | ||
| That's my problem, the crossover. | ||
| If they were just done it completely independent, do you, man. | ||
| But when you start mixing the lines. | ||
| How did this get sanctioned? | ||
| But why did they let her fall? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
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I don't know. | |
| Watch this KO. First of all, you don't close your eyes. | ||
| Bad move. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Because you want to see it coming. | ||
| You want to tighten up. | ||
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So your body prepares. | |
| You want to prepare for it. | ||
| She did not see it coming, and it probably led to her getting KO'd. | ||
| She hit her head in here. | ||
| Look at the swing. | ||
| Boom! | ||
| So bad for you. | ||
| Once your head dips down like that, hot too. | ||
| Spit on that thing. | ||
| I hate it. | ||
| I think it's the worst part of our culture right there. | ||
| That's just the shittiest part of our culture. | ||
| But if people are making money and that's their only option, do your thing, man. | ||
| Fuck all of it. | ||
| Making money. | ||
| That's what we worship. | ||
| What do you worship, Brian? | ||
| I'm glad you asked. | ||
| Art. | ||
| I'm an artist. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
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Deep art. | |
| Here we go. | ||
| I open the door. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Pull out your pens. | ||
| So these guys train together. | ||
| They're buddies. | ||
| I wish at that which you can't measure. | ||
| From Mother Russia. | ||
| Boy, they look exactly the same. | ||
| Like two brothers. | ||
| Yeah, similar. | ||
| One's tall, one's thick. | ||
| Yeah, one drank more milk. | ||
| Pavlich is just a straight knockout artist. | ||
| Eat more beef. | ||
| Just fucking giants. | ||
| Volkov's so big. | ||
| Oh, he was really good before he got to the UFC. At Bellator. | ||
| Who was it? | ||
| Yeah, Volkov. | ||
| Yeah, Volkov was really fucking good. | ||
| Really fucking good. | ||
| Is that a picture at your house? | ||
| Is that Kanye's girl? | ||
| Volkov is one of those guys that I never understand why doesn't he use a jab more. | ||
| Why doesn't he jab the shit out of people? | ||
| It's a spoof on that. | ||
| That's dope. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| What do you mean? | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| I bought it. | ||
| Oh, sick. | ||
| What's that? | ||
| What do you got? | ||
| Remember that old picture of Kanye with his new wife look like she's being held hostage? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Somebody replaced him with Darth Vader and made her Princess Leia. | ||
| That's pretty dope. | ||
| I bought the fucking print. | ||
| I thought you did do it with your Android or some shit. | ||
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Shit. | |
| I need to get me one of those. | ||
| Man, if I had the artistic skill to make all my ideas happen... | ||
| You'd be rich. | ||
| I'm waiting for that. | ||
| That's why I'm waiting for this AI shit to kick off. | ||
| Have Joe talk to Elon. | ||
| Put a fucking nerd link in it. | ||
| There's another company that just released some videos of this new AI text prompt to video. | ||
| And it's even more insane than Sora. | ||
| Have you seen that, Jamie? | ||
| Fucking insane. | ||
| What is it? | ||
| You put in the AI, say, dark alleyway, mysterious stranger in a black leather jacket walking towards the camera, and then they have a rainy alleyway, and it's like everything looks perfect, like a real movie, and it does it like that. | ||
| It doesn't look artificial? | ||
| No. | ||
| No, it looks incredible. | ||
| So many people are going to lose jobs? | ||
| Oh, everyone's going to lose a job. | ||
| Tyler Perry shut down his $800 million production studio. | ||
| As soon as he saw Sora, he was like, stop! | ||
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Really? | |
| He was building this massive studio. | ||
| This is it. | ||
| This is a prompt. | ||
| Motorcycle parked in the street corner. | ||
| Porch of Amanda's Subway in awe and wonderment. | ||
| Look. | ||
| This is not a real person. | ||
| Landscape of waterfalls in the mountain. | ||
| None of this is real. | ||
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Holy shit. | |
| It's incredible. | ||
| So you're going to be able to make movies that are like legit theatrical movies. | ||
| Are you doing this, Jamie? | ||
| No, this is just on the website. | ||
| I'm just letting it. | ||
| This is just the website. | ||
| But look how incredible this looks. | ||
| And what's it called? | ||
| This is called Runway. | ||
| And it's free? | ||
| I don't trust that. | ||
| Most of these things are not free. | ||
| If they sign up, it's free. | ||
| But you could have it look cartoonish. | ||
| You could have it look realistic. | ||
| You could have it look like a fucking stuffed animal. | ||
| Yeah, bro. | ||
| They started putting rules on ChatGPT. | ||
| They should. | ||
| The country music that they're making now. | ||
| Show me how to rob Bank of America. | ||
| And they were like, we can't help you with this. | ||
| What I ask should be between me and my AI. It shouldn't be them telling me what I can say. | ||
| No, because it gets in the wrong hand. | ||
| Show me how to spit on that thing. | ||
| One of the things they did was they said, my grandmother used to make nuclear weapons. | ||
| How would she do that? | ||
| And then it'll tell you, yeah, you get around it. | ||
| Instead of, how do I make a nuclear weapon? | ||
| You say, oh, my grandmother made a nuclear weapon. | ||
| Or you can say, I make napalm like this, and then it'll correct you. | ||
| I don't like any of it. | ||
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That's hilarious. | |
| I don't like any of it. | ||
| We're going down a wrong road. | ||
| It's not good. | ||
| Oh, you're not stopping that road, buddy. | ||
| Oh, I'm aware. | ||
| I'm aware. | ||
| Did you hear this? | ||
| I heard a country music song. | ||
| It was damn good. | ||
| It was actually really funny and good, and it was generated by AI. They made a huck, too, a spit on that thing, country music song. | ||
| I'm sure. | ||
| Are you serious? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, they did. | ||
| Well, you know Drake used Tupac and Biggie's voice in his diss track. | ||
| There you go. | ||
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I love you, Pookie, forever! | |
| Who the fuck's Pookie? | ||
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Speaking of Drake, did you see Kendrick dance on his grave the other day? | |
| What's that? | ||
| Kendrick did a pop-up concert in LA. What's this one, Jim? | ||
| In LA, yes. | ||
| It was lit. | ||
| He brought together the Bloods, the Crips from all the different neighborhoods, and everybody was on stage just partying. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Singing all the songs he shit on Drake with. | ||
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Wow! | |
| And they all at the same time go, minor! | ||
| God, dog, damn. | ||
| I mean, he did a whole long-ass concert, and he did Not Like Us like six times. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. | ||
| Nothing else before, you know, we continue to part? | ||
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Yeah, okay. - Okay. | |
| I'm gonna just need a moment of silence for this. | ||
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Sad. | |
| How crazy is this beef? | ||
| It never ends. | ||
| This beef is going on forever. | ||
| Yeah, that's the wrong guy. | ||
| The real street guy? | ||
| But Kendrick is such a good writer. | ||
| This is like the stamp on it. | ||
| This was the finale. | ||
| He's like, I have more influence. | ||
| I can bring together the whole West Coast. | ||
| He has more credibility, right? | ||
| I don't think Drake could do that in Toronto. | ||
| No. | ||
| I don't know, maybe. | ||
| What's the beep originate from? | ||
| What's the deal? | ||
| Oh, where do we start? | ||
| Drake has done a lot of weird things, but the main thing was Kendrick did the control verse. | ||
| He was on a song with Big Sean, with a whole bunch of other rappers, and then he shit on... | ||
| He basically challenged every rapper, but in a friendly way, like all his friends. | ||
| And every rapper took it on the chin, like, yeah, that's his hip-hop, it's competition. | ||
| And then Drake did an interview where he was like... | ||
| You know, I thought he was my friend. | ||
| Like, why would he say that? | ||
| Like, he took it all sensitive. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Yeah, and then Lamar was on the BET Awards cypher, and he said something to him again. | ||
| You know, something about tucking a sensitive rapper back in his pajamas or something like that. | ||
| And then, ever since then, they've been kind of like subtly little shots back and forth. | ||
| And then he got serious. | ||
| Yeah, and then Kendrick left his label. | ||
| I think the label was holding him back from, like, going all out. | ||
| Because people kept wondering, like, Kendrick, respond, respond. | ||
| It was, like, taking forever. | ||
| Yeah, and so then Drake did a song called First Person Shooter with J. Cole that they wanted Kendrick on, and Kendrick didn't want to be on it. | ||
| And so... | ||
| And they were calling themselves the Big Three, but Kendrick wasn't on it. | ||
| So then he dropped another song that was like, there's no Big Three. | ||
| It's just Big Me. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Heavyweights. | ||
| It was awesome. | ||
| Well, I guess Justin Timberlake wasn't selling well on his concert. | ||
| Do you hear this? | ||
| You think that's why he got arrested for drink driving? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's that conspiracy. | ||
| You're a conspiracy theorist. | ||
| Do you believe that Tyson Fury carried Francis in Ghana? | ||
| I do. | ||
| I actually do believe that. | ||
| You're a ridiculous person. | ||
| No, I think he got paid for it, too. | ||
| Volkov has to stay on his toes. | ||
| Yeah, this is a circle and don't get to the cage. | ||
| Pavlovich is such a tank. | ||
| Look at the way that guy's built. | ||
| He's such a house. | ||
| How are they the same size? | ||
| How are they the same weight? | ||
| Well, Volkov's real tall. | ||
| Volkov's at least 6'7". | ||
| They say they have him at 6'7", probably 6'8". | ||
| I used to train with him at Black House. | ||
| Never understand why he doesn't use his jab more with those long arms. | ||
| He's got a great front kick. | ||
| He does a great front kick to the middle. | ||
| Having one of those with a tall guy, it's such an advantage. | ||
| And I want to take credit for his new samurai tattoo, because he did have the Moana stingray, and I would roast him every fight, and then all of a sudden he has this dope-ass samurai tattoo. | ||
| Yeah, the samurai's way better. | ||
| That Moana was tough. | ||
| But it's wild for your whole back to be your first tattoo. | ||
| Well, he had a back tattoo that was not as big, and he had to fill it in. | ||
| It was a straight up Moana. | ||
| It was a Monterey. | ||
| It was just so scary. | ||
| Yeah, it was a Manta Ray, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Manta Ray or Monterey? | ||
| Manta. | ||
| Manta Ray. | ||
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He looked pretty bitch in Russia. | |
| Pavlovich is such a fucking scary striker man. | ||
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He is. | |
| How about Tom Aspinall? | ||
| It's like short notice knocks his ass out. | ||
| Tom Aspinall's fucking good, man. | ||
| I think he's the best in the world. | ||
| This your first tattoo. | ||
| What you want to start with? | ||
| The Yakuza. | ||
| Okay, you think Tom Aspinall beats Francis Ngannou? | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| I do. | ||
| Mmm. | ||
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Boy. | |
| Word. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Boy. | ||
| You guys are alone on that one. | ||
| Especially now. | ||
| Especially now. | ||
| All he's doing is focus on boxing. | ||
| Especially if he takes him to the ground. | ||
| Now it's a different thing. | ||
| See, I think Francis will come back better. | ||
| But he's also 37, 38. Correct. | ||
| And he's never really lost that way. | ||
| That way is a bad way to lose, man. | ||
| To get flatlined, like out cold, laid out, legs stretched, not moving for minutes. | ||
| You're never going to see Francis in MMA again. | ||
| PFL ain't happening. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| That's all hype, great stock value. | ||
| You think so? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Did they give him a big-ass bag? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| By the way, that guy who might fight, that Brazilian dude, is fucking good, man. | ||
| He's dangerous. | ||
| You've never seen that fight. | ||
| Who's that cat? | ||
| What's that dude's name again? | ||
| Caesar something, right? | ||
| But don't you think, based on what he stands for, if Francis doesn't fight again, won't that make Dana's argument even stronger? | ||
| I don't think Francis gives a fuck. | ||
| He's just making money, man. | ||
| He has so much money, and then to go back to PFL and fight this Brazilian monster nobody knows, there's just no upside for him. | ||
| They don't have anybody. | ||
| Yeah, he's set for the rest of his life if he doesn't do anything crazy with his money. | ||
| And then he'll always have things that he can do to generate money, seminars, meet and greets, all that kind of shit. | ||
| He'll always have extra money coming in. | ||
| I mean, the guy was a UFC heavyweight champion, knocked down Tyson Fury in his first boxing fight ever. | ||
| I mean, he's a legend forever. | ||
| He's still going to box. | ||
| We forget something. | ||
| He has a boxing fight coming up. | ||
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But we forget. | |
| He's going back to boxing. | ||
| I bet he fights Deontay Wilder. | ||
| If he can get... | ||
| You know, he lost his son. | ||
| Wait a minute. | ||
| You think Deontay Wilder is going to fight again? | ||
|
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No. | |
| Yes. | ||
| I hope not. | ||
| When that big Chinese dude knocked him out like that. | ||
| That Chinese dude was 40 years old, too. | ||
| Freaking massive. | ||
| He's a big, big fella. | ||
| He wants to fight Joshua. | ||
| Joshua fought him in the Olympics. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| And beat him, of course. | ||
| Joshua won. | ||
| Joshua is really a killer. | ||
| But I think Ngannou lost his son. | ||
| I don't even know where his head's at. | ||
| I can't imagine. | ||
| I can't imagine. | ||
| He's got to be dealing with the deepest grief. | ||
| No, I can't. | ||
| Yeah, I can't. | ||
| How did his son die? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| But it's such a... | ||
| It was so terrible. | ||
| I think he was... | ||
| How old was his son? | ||
| Very young. | ||
|
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Three or four. | |
| I think three. | ||
| Was it three? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Horrible. | ||
|
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Oh, God. | |
| Horrible. | ||
| If you have kids, it's like unthinkable. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| I feel so bad for him, man. | ||
| He's gonna box again, though. | ||
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Fifteen months old. | |
| Fifteen months. | ||
| I was way off. | ||
| Just terrible. | ||
| Goddamn, that's horrible. | ||
| Pabovic's nose is already busted up. | ||
| Say what you want about Volkov. | ||
| He's never really had a boring fight, either. | ||
| No, Volkov has good fights. | ||
| Dude, he was beating Derek Lewis, and then with fucking a minute left, Derek knocked him out. | ||
| That was when my balls are hot. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
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That's right. | |
| That was that one. | ||
| That one was amazing. | ||
| Volkov has won, I think, four in a row? | ||
| This might be, if he wins this four in a row, this might be five in a row. | ||
| What is it, Jamie? | ||
| Where's Volkov training these days? | ||
| Russia. | ||
| Is he? | ||
| I think so. | ||
| He was at Alliance. | ||
| And then I would train with him down there. | ||
| And then at Black House. | ||
| Does it say where Volkov's training, Jamie? | ||
| The Strela team? | ||
| Strela. | ||
| Hmm. | ||
| Because, like, where does a guy like that find people to train with? | ||
| A guy who's that big. | ||
| I mean, it's got a... | ||
| A limited amount of people that size, you know? | ||
| You can get some boxers in there. | ||
| It's going to be tough to find wrestlers, though. | ||
| So it'll just be his fourth in a rut. | ||
| Heavyweight, you're right there. | ||
| Especially beat Pavlovich, one more, and then it's slim pickings. | ||
| And then if John and Stipe fight, neither one will ever fight soon. | ||
| Where's Cyril gone, Ben? | ||
| Shooting a movie. | ||
| Oh yeah? | ||
| What movie? | ||
| Bad Boys 5? | ||
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Oh, really? | |
| I made that up. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| There's a UFC France coming up, too, in September. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| It's a fight night, though. | ||
| Because they offered Cyril Gunn the fight against Tom Aslanall in England, and he turned it down and said he was on a movie set. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| That'd be a good fight. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| That would be a great fight. | ||
| I disagree. | ||
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Really? | |
| I think Tom mops the floor. | ||
| Wrestling-wise, you mean? | ||
| He takes him down? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| John Lurie was like, come here. | ||
| 18 seconds. | ||
| I was just thinking striking-wise. | ||
| Take him right down so fucking fast. | ||
| What do you think Jones-Espino? | ||
| That's the fight. | ||
| That's the fight everybody wants to fucking see! | ||
| God! | ||
| I want to see it so bad. | ||
| John was shitting all over Aspinall. | ||
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He was. | |
| I think that's a bad way to go. | ||
| He was lucky that he blew his knee out with Curtis Blades because Curtis was teeing off on him. | ||
| Doing well. | ||
| Curtis was. | ||
| He was. | ||
| See, I still think John wins easily, but... | ||
| Ooh, not easily. | ||
| No? | ||
| No. | ||
| See, I think the angle of, oh, Tom's not that good. | ||
| I've fought newcomers before. | ||
| No, build him up, bro. | ||
| Build him up. | ||
| And be like, yeah, maybe this is a guy that's going to beat me. | ||
| And then when you come back, come out of retirement after you beat Stipe, that fight's massive. | ||
| Yeah, but he has to talk shit like that just for strategy. | ||
| But that's the thing. | ||
| I don't think anybody's excited to see him fight Stipe. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| I'm excited to see Jon fight anybody. | ||
| But the Stipe fight, I don't know who's asking for it. | ||
| And I love Stipe. | ||
| He's one of the greatest of all time. | ||
| It's a weird thing. | ||
| Aspinall's an athlete, man. | ||
| He's such a good athlete. | ||
| Freak out. | ||
| Very fast. | ||
| Very fast for a heavyweight. | ||
| So fast. | ||
| We felt the same way about Cyril Ghan, though. | ||
| Yeah, but Cyril Ghan doesn't have wrestling, doesn't have jiu-jitsu. | ||
| Aspinall's like legit on the ground. | ||
| Very legit on the ground. | ||
| So legit that his dad owned jiu-jitsu, Jim. | ||
| His dad's a black belt. | ||
| He started doing jiu-jitsu at 2. And remember, Aspinall came out of Tyson Furious Camp, too. | ||
| Well, he trained for them. | ||
| But you know that quick video of John rolling with Gordon? | ||
| Yeah, and it was like, they weren't neck and neck, but it was still like... | ||
| Oh, that's Gordon being cool. | ||
| You have to understand how Gordon trains. | ||
| Gordon with time and knots, yeah. | ||
| When Gordon trains, Gordon rolls with you technically. | ||
| Gordon does not explode. | ||
| There's no explosion. | ||
| Everything is like smooth movements. | ||
| Everything is just technique, smooth movements, scrambles. | ||
| There's no explosion. | ||
| It's never overextended. | ||
| Gordon is just pure technique. | ||
| Yeah, no, if there's money on the line, he said, Gordon, we'll give you $100,000. | ||
| We can tap John out in 30 seconds. | ||
| Gordon would grab ahold of his leg. | ||
| He would get his leg so quick. | ||
| Unless John avoided him. | ||
| Unless John uses wrestling to avoid exchanges. | ||
| You know what that's all about. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| It's called the Shob Shutdown. | ||
| The Shob Shutdown. | ||
| I saw a seven-part series on it. | ||
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They did with Cyborg. | |
| Yes. | ||
| Seven-part series. | ||
| If he just decides to shut it down, then he doesn't come close to him. | ||
| But if they're, like, engaging, Gordon, snap his fucking leg off. | ||
| Yeah, Gordon grabs a hold of a leg, and that's a wrap. | ||
| So you think Asminal's Jiu-Jitsu is at that level? | ||
| No, no. | ||
| Not at Gordon's level. | ||
| Nobody is. | ||
| But as far as heavyweight MMA, yeah, Tom's right up there. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| You're by far the best in the division. | ||
| Volkov is teeing off on Sergei. | ||
| He's hitting him with some serious low kicks, man. | ||
| Technician. | ||
| He has to just stay on the bike. | ||
| Remember, he did this with Derrick Lewis, and then the minute you get tired, these big boys keep hitting. | ||
| But he's also, like, fucking his nose up, man. | ||
| His feints are great. | ||
| His movement's great. | ||
| And that distance is something to fuck with. | ||
| That distance is a lot. | ||
| The gap. | ||
| He's just so tall. | ||
| Bro, you remember Stefan Struve? | ||
| Oh, yeah, man. | ||
| 7'2". | ||
| Oh, yeah, man. | ||
| So big. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But why Pavlovich? | ||
| I mean, Volkov never uses a jab. | ||
| He's got those long arms. | ||
| He's using that tonight, bro. | ||
| You gotta watch the fucking fight. | ||
| I am. | ||
| I haven't seen much. | ||
| He uses those front kicks, but he could piston that. | ||
| Yeah, he's fucking up Pavlovich's legs, man. | ||
| He's kicked his legs multiple times. | ||
| I thought Eddie was going to be here. | ||
| I was ready for some conspiracy theories. | ||
| No, that's why you're here. | ||
| Once the liquor starts flowing. | ||
| I'm telling you the earth is a rhombus, bro. | ||
| The problem is that he's right on about 90% of stuff, at least. | ||
| You know what people forgot about? | ||
| Sammy Schilt. | ||
| Ooh, fuck yeah. | ||
| Giant kickboxer. | ||
| Great footwork. | ||
| Seven foot tall. | ||
| And great footwork. | ||
| Nasty front kick to the body. | ||
| I don't know what it is. | ||
| Semichel was a world champion kickboxer. | ||
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World champion. | |
| Elite of the elite. | ||
| Elite elite. | ||
| Super tall guy. | ||
| If he decided to play basketball, he would have been professional in that. | ||
| Remember the nastiest finishes ever when Sergei Karotanov got on top of him and kept punching him in the one eye? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| His one eye was fucked up and he kept hammer fisting. | ||
| He got him in a crucifix and just mounted him, like high mount, and just hammered his bloody eye when he was screaming. | ||
| You know in Game of Thrones when the fucking mount just says that? | ||
| It was kind of like that. | ||
| Can't you just say tap? | ||
| He wasn't gonna. | ||
| No, we don't fuck that noise. | ||
| Especially in Pride. | ||
| You do that shit in Pride, they won't have you back. | ||
| No. | ||
| If you tap? | ||
| Pride was the most ruthless organization. | ||
| Dude, stomps, soccer kicks, everything was legal. | ||
| I did a post for... | ||
| But no elbows on the ground. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| They're like, whoa, whoa, whoa. | ||
| Boys, boys, we're not savages here. | ||
| You can kick them in the head. | ||
| That is so weird, those random rules. | ||
| That was the weirdest random rule. | ||
| No elbows on the ground. | ||
| I posted the best highlights of Pride, and I said, it's Pride Month for June. | ||
| Yeah, a lot of those are going around the internet. | ||
| That was awesome. | ||
| Yeah, look at Pavlich's nose. | ||
| It's leaking, man. | ||
| I mean, he just keeps getting popped. | ||
| Pride was the best time ever. | ||
| Golden years. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| It's still around, right? | ||
| No. | ||
| USC bought it. | ||
| Folded it. | ||
| And brought up a bunch of the guys over here and then tested them and they all shrunk. | ||
| Everybody shriveled. | ||
| Except for over him. | ||
| It was a good time. | ||
| It was a good time. | ||
| It was the best of times. | ||
| They brought him over here like, what are we doing? | ||
| Let him fight. | ||
| Rampage is a good one to have on. | ||
| Talk about Pride. | ||
| Yeah, Rampage is coming on soon. | ||
| He's the best. | ||
| That's my boy. | ||
| If you're over 35, you should be able to juice. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| I think so. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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100%. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Why not? | ||
| Like, we gotta be careful with the young guys. | ||
| We can't have another, like, TRT, Belfort era. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Why? | ||
| You don't like awesome shit? | ||
| Yeah, we need to have that. | ||
| I do, but that dude was... | ||
| Yeah, exciting. | ||
| I got pissed. | ||
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We're right back. | |
| Isn't there a new rule where you can do TRT now? | ||
| Absolutely not. | ||
| No? | ||
| Brian, you're so uninformed. | ||
| I felt that. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| No, that I'm telling you. | ||
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Shut the fuck up. | |
| I'm telling you. | ||
| No, they don't allow... | ||
| Brian, while I'm gone. | ||
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They don't allow TRT. Wasn't it talk about it? | |
| Like you can get sanctioned for it under some circumstances? | ||
| Yo, what the fuck is that? | ||
| Certain commissions, what? | ||
| Is that a regular clock? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Is that what time it is? | ||
| Four o'clock. | ||
| Yeah, four o'clock. | ||
| We started at what, two? | ||
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That's fucking cool. | |
| Shit, this is the co-main event. | ||
| Yeah, that clock's cool. | ||
| Very steampunk-ish. | ||
| Brian, I should explain that Young Thug stuff. | ||
| Oh, he just took his headphones off. | ||
| I want one of these. | ||
| Give us the Young Thug stuff. | ||
| Oh, man, I'm obsessed. | ||
| Tell us about that Young Thug stuff. | ||
| Are you not following this? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You have a great breakdown on it. | ||
| It's incredible. | ||
| Oh, should we wait for Joe to come back and talk Young Thug? | ||
| Well, maybe after the fight, too. | ||
| It's interesting because the lawyer fucking the... | ||
| I think that the trial's going to be over pretty soon because the judges don't get... | ||
| The Supreme Court of Judges gonna step in. | ||
| I know nothing about it. | ||
| Brian's 16 years old. | ||
| See, the thing is, I don't know shit about the actual Young Thug's case. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| The interesting shit is what's going on with the... | ||
| It's all the drama. | ||
| Yeah, so that district attorney... | ||
| With the lawyer, the district attorney... | ||
| Who's Young Thug? | ||
| I don't even know that. | ||
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Oh, wow. | |
| Young Thug's a rapper. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Talk that shit, Brian. | ||
| And he's on trial with a RICO trial. | ||
| So his whole organization is on trial. | ||
| For racketeering? | ||
| For racketeering, yeah. | ||
| But that district attorney is the same lady that tried to try Trump, but she's like corrupt. | ||
| Fanny Willis. | ||
| Fanny Willis. | ||
| She slept with... | ||
| She was dating the prosecutor. | ||
| She gave the dude, she was fucking the no-bid contract. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And the lawyer that was trying to take her down is Brian Steele's lawyer. | ||
| Brian Steele is Young Thug's lawyer. | ||
| So they come into court one day, everyone's three hours late except him. | ||
| He's like, what the fuck is going on? | ||
| And then he finds out that the judge had a, what they call an ex parte, just means just seek like a meeting without him. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Ex parte meeting with the prosecutor, the district attorney, who's the prosecutor, and the star witness. | ||
| So the star witness, he got immunity to testify, but the key witness to the whole case, he gets on the stand and pleases the fifth. | ||
| So, they take him in the judge's chambers and him, the sheriff, the prosecutor, and the judge pressure this guy into testifying. | ||
| Because he basically tells him... | ||
| Which is illegal. | ||
| The judge tells him, like, I can hold you, not just until the end of this trial, until all the trials are over. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So you could be in jail for seven, eight years without being charged with a crime. | ||
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Damn. | |
| And so then the dude was like, okay, I'll testify. | ||
| Problem is... | ||
| That dude's lawyer went on vacation. | ||
| He told them ahead of time he was going on vacation. | ||
| He couldn't cancel the tickets a year ago. | ||
| And he leaves this girl behind to take his place. | ||
| The witness fires that girl before they go into the meeting, but they force her to sit in the meeting so he could say he had representation. | ||
| Right? | ||
| So then, boom. | ||
| So Young Thug's attorney finds out about it. | ||
| He's like, hey judge, it's highly unusual and illegal for you to have a meeting with a sworn-in witness and the prosecution. | ||
| And the judge goes, how'd you find out about that? | ||
| And so it turns into this. | ||
| It turns into this whole drama of like, he's like, yo, if you don't tell me how you found out, I'm going to hold you in contempt. | ||
| So he holds him in contempt. | ||
| And then his attorney shows up and it's the same bitch that was trying to take down the prosecutor from the Trump thing. | ||
| And she's like, I got 25 other lawyers with me. | ||
| We filing all these motions for this and motions for that. | ||
| They get him out of jail the next day. | ||
| So he's in jail with his client. | ||
| He's in jail with Young Thug. | ||
| They get him out of jail the next day. | ||
| The Supreme Court of Georgia was like, no, he's not in contempt until we have a hearing. | ||
| And in this hearing, now all this other information is coming out. | ||
| Because even if, let's just say the meeting was legal, they're supposed to have a transcript. | ||
| They're supposed to tell them what happened. | ||
| And so it was shit called Brady Evidence, which means If the prosecutor finds out something that could exonerate your client, they have to tell you. | ||
| And in that meeting with the judge, the key witness told them, he was like, I killed the guy. | ||
| And if I go on the stand and say anything other than that, I'm going to be perjuring myself. | ||
| And the prosecutor was like, well, I'm not going to charge you with perjury if you perjure yourself. | ||
| So basically, like, go lie. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| But now it's illegal because I just found out something that could make Young Thug innocent. | ||
| I have to share it. | ||
| So not only did they not tell the lawyer about the meeting, not only did they not... | ||
| So Young Thug was being originally charged with murder? | ||
| He's being charged with murder, racketeering, for running a criminal organization. | ||
| But this murder was the key murder. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| It's a great fight. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm sitting there talking through it. | ||
| No, you're good. | ||
| Pavlovich's face looks like a tomato. | ||
| Like a bumpy tomato. | ||
| But he's coming on strong. | ||
| Like he's applying the pressure. | ||
| That's why he's getting lit up. | ||
| That it is. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| Brian was just breaking down the young thug situation. | ||
| Oh yeah, isn't that crazy? | ||
| He broke it down the other day in the green room and then I started watching videos. | ||
| Brian's a lawyer now. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| Dude, I get obsessed. | ||
| Law shit's the only thing that gets me through depression. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Man, I just lock in. | ||
| Law and order. | ||
| You think you could have been a lawyer? | ||
| Oh yeah. | ||
| That's what I wanted to be. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, I wanted to be a lawyer. | ||
| But then I met a few, and I was like, nah. | ||
| They're not fun. | ||
| They're just a different ethic. | ||
| I guess being a trial lawyer would be interesting, right? | ||
| You gotta get there, though. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| The truth is, real lawyering isn't that exciting like they make it look on TV. It's details. | ||
| It's boring. | ||
| I know a couple trial lawyers. | ||
| Pretty wild. | ||
| When you see a dude's head not moving so good, like bobbing around as they throw punches and moving, that's 15. Volkov won that fight. | ||
| Volkov won. | ||
| Because you see Pavlov... | ||
| Pavlov didn't put a hand on him, I don't think. | ||
| I just sent Jamie the AI Hawk to a song. | ||
| Oh, this is the Connor one, but yeah, the AI did a song. | ||
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The stars shining bright. | |
| She went up to work. | ||
| It's bad on that thing. | ||
| What a pretty sight. | ||
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She polished my not good. | |
| This is AI. | ||
| With a twist and a glide. | ||
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She made me go crazy every time she did it. | |
| What a wild delight. | ||
| I think her name was Haley. | ||
| Where'd you run? | ||
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We were hotter than the summers, baby. | |
| Hotter than the sun. | ||
| That's wild. | ||
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Is music so coordinated that the A.I. can make a good song? | |
| It's so crazy. | ||
| Especially country songs. | ||
| All you need is a river, a pickup truck, you know, some cold beers. | ||
| This is Connor. | ||
| I agree with Connor here. | ||
| Connor's talking about why he pulled out of the fight. | ||
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He was talking to In a way, you know, I had a little lapse of concentration and, you know, I had to reschedule the bell, so I'm a little upset about that, but, you know, it's keeping me dialed in. | |
| It's keeping me focused, you know? | ||
| I can't rock around like I'm at the showing up, like I'm at the only job. | ||
| The job is not done. | ||
| So, you know, that's not bad for me, for someone like me, you know? | ||
| So, I'm onwards towards the new date. | ||
| And, you know, take my lessons learned. | ||
| It was an elapsing concentration. | ||
| If I was any one of these other little bums that can't move, that have no footwork, that don't rely on their skills, you know, then I would be okay. | ||
| And I've done it before. | ||
| I've made the walk a multitude of times under those circumstances and given these bums an advantage over me that they don't even deserve. | ||
| So now I'm dialing it in. | ||
| I'm getting this training camps correct. | ||
| I'm walking in there 100% Conor McGregor. | ||
| Injury free. | ||
| Perfection is on the menu with me. | ||
| And let's see it. | ||
| I hope you go to it. | ||
| And that is a dangerous man. | ||
| Great to see you in there. | ||
| Dan Hardy. | ||
| Yeah, Dan Hardy's great. | ||
| He's the best. | ||
| I was bummed out when they fired him. | ||
| So stupid. | ||
| Why did they fire him? | ||
| He's great. | ||
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I don't know, man. | |
| He said something to Herb Dean. | ||
| Yeah, it was a little more than that. | ||
| And he said something to a worker. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know. | ||
| I don't know what happened. | ||
| You know, look, he's a fighter. | ||
| He felt like the fight was stopped too late and, you know, it's dangerous when that kind of shit happens. | ||
| For him or for him or like he was winning and they stopped it too late? | ||
| No, he was a commentator. | ||
| He was a commentator and he got upset at Herb, who's the best referee alive. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Or one of them. | ||
| But there was that that started, and then there was something with someone, the UFC employee, too. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know what happened. | ||
| I don't know what's going on there. | ||
| I don't know what happened, but I miss him. | ||
| I used to train with him at Tenth Planet. | ||
| He's the best. | ||
| He's a good dude. | ||
| One of the best minds in the game. | ||
| Great mind. | ||
| I want Connor to apologize for that shitty movie he made. | ||
| It was entertaining, dawg. | ||
| You didn't like it? | ||
| No. | ||
| You liked Roadhouse? | ||
| I like how cliche it was. | ||
| I didn't expect it to be fucking, you know. | ||
| But it was kind of like a comedy, right? | ||
| I mean, that's sort of tongue-in-cheek. | ||
| It was so ridiculous. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's just an action movie. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I didn't see it, but listen. | ||
| They filmed it at the UFC. Oh, really? | ||
| Yeah, they filmed scenes at the UFC. Oh, yeah, I saw him walking out. | ||
| It was so stupid. | ||
| It was so stupid, but it was good. | ||
| They wanted me to interview him. | ||
| I'm not a fan of So Bad It's Good. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No. | ||
| I'm a fan of how many people... | ||
| I think the opening week was like 50 million. | ||
| I'm a fan of when a fighter ventures out into something, they do well. | ||
| Yeah, I'm a fan of that. | ||
| And I don't get why people hate on it. | ||
| Conor McGregor can do anything. | ||
| Whenever a fighter does anything, like Dustin Poirier's hot sauce, best hot sauce I've ever had. | ||
| It's very good. | ||
| I didn't hate on it when I heard about it. | ||
| I hate on it after I watched it. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| It wasn't good. | ||
| Both guys are heavyweights. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| That's a former heavyweight champion. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Volkov standing next to a former heavyweight champion. | ||
| So crazy. | ||
| That's how good DC was. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That's how good DC was. | ||
| DC should have been a 185 pounder. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| Maybe even one company. | ||
| No. | ||
| Just kidding. | ||
| 180 though. | ||
| 185? | ||
| Oh, I hate it when people do that. | ||
| What? | ||
| He shook his hand as he was walking away. | ||
| Like, he did this. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Disrespectful. | ||
| Why do you hate that? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Pull a little effort into it. | ||
| It makes me feel in some kind of way. | ||
| I know they're in a hurry. | ||
| They're happy. | ||
| And they got somebody in their ear. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Robert the Reaper. | ||
| Bobby Knuckles in the fucking house. | ||
| Dude, can you imagine if there's Bo Nickel getting ready right now? | ||
| Oh, man, I would love it. | ||
| And Hamzat, if it was Hamzat right now. | ||
| Hey, bro, these new gloves, they ain't no better than the old gloves. | ||
| No, the only cool thing about them is the colors. | ||
| So what did they do? | ||
| What did they change? | ||
| They made a better glove. | ||
| It is better, I should say. | ||
| It's better padding. | ||
| The best gloves, the best gloves, are clearly not made yet. | ||
| They need to cover the fingers. | ||
| You know, they just, they need to cover the fingers. | ||
| There's no reason for the, you don't ever do this. | ||
| Ever. | ||
| The fingers never come into play. | ||
| There's not a time where your fingers, you always do this or this. | ||
| Interlock, yeah. | ||
| Whether it's grappling or striking, all you have to do is have padding on the knuckles and a protective layer, a thin leather layer that covers the hands that the fingers slip into. | ||
| But what about wrist control? | ||
| Then you cut out... | ||
| Like grabbing the hands and stuff. | ||
| It's the same. | ||
| It's exactly the same. | ||
| The only thing different, the only thing different is you now, you can get jabbed with the thumbs. | ||
| So only thumb pokes will still exist and we'll have less pokes because a lot of our eyes, it eliminates probably 90% of all eye pokes and it doesn't change anything with grappling, anything with striking. | ||
| You have it like an Everlast bag glove. | ||
| But no padding. | ||
| And so with the finger area, completely unpadded, and just a thin leather cover that covers over that and goes to the fingers right here. | ||
| Can you rod wrists and stuff? | ||
| Not only that, you'd be able to do it better because leather, especially if it's raw leather, if it's not shiny, if it's raw leather, isn't that dope? | ||
| That's cool. | ||
| Shane Against the Machine. | ||
| He made that with thimbles. | ||
| Shane Against the Machine? | ||
| Yeah, he did. | ||
| We have another one of his pieces. | ||
| I have one at home, another skull that he made for me. | ||
| And then another one we have, which is a World War II helmet with a bayonet in it. | ||
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That's cool. | |
| It's a lamp, but it's in our storage. | ||
| But I love that one. | ||
| But yeah, man, cover the fucking fingers. | ||
| There's no reason to have these fingers open like this. | ||
| This is so unnecessary. | ||
| If you just had a covering over the fingertips that's a thin piece of leather, you would eliminate all those fingers going in the eyeballs. | ||
| So your fingers would go into a glove? | ||
| You'd still get poked a little bit, but it wouldn't be that Yeah, that's not as bad. | ||
| It's not going to stop a fight. | ||
| You would have it webbed, like bad gloves, those old black gloves. | ||
| Exactly, like I said, yeah. | ||
| Just cover it with one thin piece of layer of leather, and it would make gripping better. | ||
| What is the argument against? | ||
| No argument against it. | ||
| Again, nobody listens to me. | ||
| There's no argument. | ||
| Nobody listens to me. | ||
| That's because you told them to do it on an open field, so they just shut you out. | ||
| I told them to do a football field. | ||
| Yeah, which is insane. | ||
| Have those guys in the middle of the football field. | ||
| I'm not stupid. | ||
| I know what I'm doing. | ||
| I'm right. | ||
| I'm right. | ||
| Nobody wants to listen. | ||
| I have a bunch of rules that I would implement if I was the king. | ||
| Here's number one. | ||
| Number one, no stand-ups ever. | ||
| No stand-ups. | ||
| I don't give a fuck. | ||
| Get up. | ||
| Figure out how to get up. | ||
| Also, if a guy takes you down at the end of the first round, the second round starts with you in that exact same station. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| You can never get up unless you get up. | ||
| Because it's not one... | ||
| Yep, I hate views. | ||
| I hate ratings. | ||
| That sounds so boring. | ||
| It's not five fights. | ||
| It's not five five-minute fights. | ||
| It's one fight. | ||
| So if a guy takes you down, that's where you are at the beginning of the next round. | ||
| You get the one minute break though. | ||
| You just start in that. | ||
| I also like the idea that the judges only see the last round. | ||
| I think there should be six judges. | ||
| Not three. | ||
| Six judges. | ||
| And then I also think that you should have, for sure, you have no weight cutting. | ||
| Weight cutting should be completely eliminated. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| That should be the first one. | ||
| Before they implement any of these rule changes, cut all this legalized cheating shit. | ||
| Kamaru Usman is not 170 pounds. | ||
| He's never been 170 pounds for more than... | ||
| Five minutes. | ||
| Five seconds, yeah. | ||
| He loses the weight and then immediately rehydrates. | ||
| You stand next to him. | ||
| The guy's massive. | ||
| Balloons up. | ||
| He's so big. | ||
| Why an even number of judges? | ||
| You need more judges. | ||
| Three's not enough. | ||
| And I don't think they should be ringside. | ||
| I think it should be a remote location where they're not influenced by the crowd. | ||
| I think they should be able to watch the fight and hear the commentators. | ||
| Maybe not the commentators. | ||
| I don't think they should be next to the ring. | ||
| I think they should have a separate... | ||
| I don't think next to the ring is bad, because then you get to hear what's going on, like maybe something's happening. | ||
| Let them listen to the commentators. | ||
| Maybe have one next to the ring. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| But that's debatable. | ||
| But more judges. | ||
| More judges. | ||
| More judges. | ||
| So that if you have one cockeyed asshole who fucks everything up... | ||
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Can't affect it. | |
| Because there's so many cockeyed fighter decisions. | ||
| The way you look at it, you go, how the fuck... | ||
| You know how many times me and DC have looked at each other and go, what the fuck was that one card? | ||
| You're like, is Michael Bisping judging? | ||
| He's got one good eye. | ||
| He would get it right. | ||
| It's like you see a guy get... | ||
| Three, four fights wrong in a night, and you hear his name again. | ||
| You go, what the fuck, man? | ||
| Yeah, it's wild. | ||
| But that guy would, first of all, they should be cut out. | ||
| As soon as they have one of those, get rid of him. | ||
| Throw him away. | ||
| At least suspended. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Get rid of him. | ||
| If you ever do that, you don't know what you're doing. | ||
| You shouldn't be doing it. | ||
| But back to the eye pokes, I think, sure, change the gloves. | ||
| Hopefully that happens. | ||
| But if not, I think an eye poke or a serious groin strike is an automatic point. | ||
| One point. | ||
| It would stop it. | ||
| Because John's going to be like, I can't lose a fucking point. | ||
| So you're not going to see him be reaching out like this. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Because now it's just a warning. | ||
| One point nut shot. | ||
| Sometimes they'll get three warnings. | ||
| One point eye poke, one point nut shot, automatically. | ||
| Fence grab. | ||
| Fence grab. | ||
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| Yes, sir. | ||
| You grab a fence... | ||
| Stop a takedown, one point, automatic. | ||
| That's easy to do. | ||
| Tomorrow? | ||
| Tomorrow. | ||
| I don't get it. | ||
| So, cut that out. | ||
| Cut weight cutting out. | ||
| You fix 90% of the problems of the sport. | ||
| But doesn't the Nevada Athletic Commission have to agree to the rules? | ||
| Yeah, everybody has to agree to the rules, but the rules are good. | ||
| The rules make sense. | ||
| If I could argue this in front of these people, I really think I could make a good point. | ||
| But those people, aren't they the same people that like, haven't there been a few fights that should have been overturned and they never did? | ||
| Yeah, they never overturned fights. | ||
| I don't think you can convince those people with logic. | ||
| Well, a lot of them aren't fighters, right? | ||
| A lot of the people that make those decisions are not actual fighters. | ||
| None of them, sir. | ||
| A lot of the judges have not even stepped on the mat. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| They've never taken a jiu-jitsu class. | ||
| They've never even stepped on a treadmill. | ||
| And if you don't know jiu-jitsu, if you don't know how close something is, you don't know. | ||
| You really don't know. | ||
| Sometimes a triangle looks good, but it's bullshit. | ||
| Sloppy. | ||
| Yeah, there's no chance. | ||
| And if someone just sees an instep over an ankle, they go, oh my god, he's got the triangle. | ||
| He doesn't have a fucking triangle. | ||
| There's so many times where something looks good, but if you have a skilled eye, you don't know what the fuck is going on. | ||
| That's so surprising. | ||
| This guy's a beast, man. | ||
| You guys have a very difficult journey around there, Brian. | ||
| You might have to duck. | ||
| You gotta crawl. | ||
| This is a motherfucker, man. | ||
| You're supposed to fight two weeks from now at the Apex. | ||
| Who was he going to fight? | ||
| It was a three-round fight. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Okay, thanks. | ||
| It was a three-round fight. | ||
| So now your main event on a... | ||
| This is ABC, dawg. | ||
| And your main event against Robert Whittaker. | ||
| That's five rounds. | ||
| And Robert Whittaker is fired up. | ||
| One thing about Robert, when he loses a fight, he comes back fucking guns blazing every time. | ||
| Lost the Izzy fight, came back in the rematch, almost won. | ||
| Very close fight in the second fight. | ||
| Robert Whittaker's a bad man. | ||
| And now he's coming off that Polo Costa win. | ||
| He looked great. | ||
| God, I want to see him in Hamzat, though. | ||
| I wanted Hamzat in him so bad. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| That is the fight. | ||
| That is the fight, man. | ||
| Real test for Hamzat, man. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| We know what Whittaker does. | ||
| Hamzat needs it more than Whittaker. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| You'd see. | ||
| If Hamzat beat him that way, he'd be like, okay. | ||
| But here's what's interesting. | ||
| If Whitaker wins this fight, you're not going to give him a title shot off this. | ||
| Yeah, you would. | ||
| Yeah, I would. | ||
| For helping him out? | ||
| Yeah, I would. | ||
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| Also, he's so good, man. | ||
| He's so good. | ||
| But you got Strickland right there. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What about him and Strickland? | ||
| Him and Strickland would be wild. | ||
| Bro, Strickland shuts down everybody. | ||
| The way he shut down Paulo Costa, his fucking style is so unique. | ||
| I don't get the complaint with that. | ||
| They're like, oh, Strickland's a boring fighter. | ||
| I'm like, have you never watched him fight? | ||
| I don't find it boring. | ||
| He's a tidal wave. | ||
| His defense is so elite. | ||
| I don't get it. | ||
| Constantly moving forward. | ||
| It's just his casuals. | ||
| I think Strickland's one of the most exciting fighters in the sport. | ||
| I love watching him fight. | ||
| I couldn't believe that at one point Costa didn't at least just... | ||
| Double leg or just grab him around. | ||
| He can't take that dude down. | ||
| He's been getting pieced up for fucking three rounds, man. | ||
| The problem is Strickland's just different. | ||
| You don't know anybody like him. | ||
| We've gone over this. | ||
| Paulo Costa's number one thing is cardio. | ||
| There's nothing more exhausting than shooting shots. | ||
| And you're not going to do it against Strickland at that level. | ||
| And it's not in his background. | ||
| It doesn't matter. | ||
| And Paulo afterwards said, you know what? | ||
| I gotta stop trying to play the point game. | ||
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| I just gotta try to take hands off. | ||
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That's when he's best. | |
| Not worry about my card. | ||
| That's what he did against Joel Romero. | ||
| He was in his quill. | ||
| Use your strength. | ||
| Izzy mindfucked him, man. | ||
| Especially when he humped him. | ||
| After he knocked him out and he humped him. | ||
| So disrespectful. | ||
| So disrespectful. | ||
| He's never been the same. | ||
| Izzy in his prime, man. | ||
| Oh, bro. | ||
| And just pieced him up standing up, man. | ||
| Dude, I think Izzy coming back and everyone's doubting him, all these haters against Drikus, dude, that's a dangerous fucking Izzy, man. | ||
| It's dangerous, for sure. | ||
| And Drikus is fucking dangerous, too. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| I think he's the biggest guy at 85 other than Pejedo when Pejedo was here. | ||
| He's so big. | ||
| When I stand next to him, I'm always like, how? | ||
| How are you winning? | ||
| He's a heavyweight. | ||
| He's so big, man. | ||
| He's like 6'2". | ||
| He's wide as a fucking house. | ||
| How do they do it? | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| I don't know how Palacosta sucks down to 85. You've got to talk to Dan Garner, some of these guys that have it down to a science. | ||
| They have a real science to it now. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, they get it down to your body weight, your calories, how much water you're taking in, how much sodium. | ||
| I'll tell you what I'd do if I was at the UFC with Hamzat. | ||
| We're not doing this whole Robert Whittaker and contenders. | ||
| You haven't beat anybody. | ||
| I think they give Bo Nickel a pretty good test next, and then it's Hamzat-Bo Nickel. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| You guys figure it out. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| So who do you give Bo Nichols a test? | ||
| Like, who's a good test at 85? | ||
| Bo Nichols would get Hadolfo. | ||
| Oh, that's right! | ||
| Is that in Boston Square Garden or is that July? | ||
| When is that, Jamie? | ||
| I thought it was later. | ||
| When is that? | ||
| But that's a good test for Bo. | ||
| That's a very good fight. | ||
| If he fucking mops the floor with him. | ||
| Alright, Hamzat, are you good? | ||
| Can we do this? | ||
| Hadolfo Rivera is fucking dangerous. | ||
| Super dangerous. | ||
| Dangerous. | ||
| He's also enormous for 85. World champion. | ||
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| Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu world champion. | ||
| Yeah, but your jiu-jitsu may not be good here with Bo Nick. | ||
| Oh, but he's been submitting everybody, dude. | ||
| It's a test. | ||
| It's a real test. | ||
| It's the right test. | ||
| And Hadolfo looks like a fucking superhero. | ||
| His striking's coming together. | ||
| He looks like a fucking savage. | ||
| He's so big, dude. | ||
| He's so jacked. | ||
| There it is. | ||
| November 9th. | ||
| Oh, it is Madison Square Garden. | ||
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Sign me up. | |
| Let's go. | ||
| Now, Bo mops the floor with him or off to the races? | ||
| Yeah, Bo mops the floor with him, then Hamzat. | ||
| That's the fight next. | ||
| That's what I would do. | ||
| If I'm the UFC, I'm like, hey bud, nope, we tried it. | ||
| Abu Dhabi. | ||
| Let's fucking go. | ||
| Or do it in America. | ||
| No, we can't get him over here. | ||
| Goddamn, I forgot. | ||
| Bo's not going out there. | ||
| He's not? | ||
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Why? | |
| No, they asked Bo to Saudi Arabia. | ||
| He's like, I'm kind of glad I missed the call. | ||
| I don't want to go all the way the fuck out there. | ||
| He would do it, though, if they asked him to do it. | ||
| I mean, he did the international circuit, so he's not foreign to it. | ||
| Yeah, he would do it. | ||
| He would do it. | ||
| I just think that that's an intriguing fight. | ||
| The Rodolfo Rivera fight's an intriguing fight, and then the Hamzat fight is a captivating fight. | ||
| But Hamzat, who knows how much money Hamzat has now, with all the relationships that he has and people throwing money at him. | ||
| He might be wealthy enough to fucking not do it anymore. | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| That'd be such a shame. | ||
| Would be a shame. | ||
| But I mean, what kills a fighter more than money? | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| Comfort. | ||
| And again, I'll get annihilated for this. | ||
| What do you got there? | ||
| What you got? | ||
| Is that wine? | ||
| The Stellum bourbon. | ||
| Oh, look at you switching. | ||
| Some shit I've never tried. | ||
| There's a bunch of shit over there. | ||
| Yeah, we got a lot of shit. | ||
| If you want to be an alcoholic, this is the place to do it. | ||
| But isn't that a fine line if you're Dana or if you're the UFC? It's like, yeah, we do got to pay them, but if we pay them too much, then they'd lose their drive. | ||
| It's a fine line. | ||
| Yeah, but kind of. | ||
| Is that real? | ||
| I mean, I feel like it's an accumulation over time and then fame, and then they have so much money that they... | ||
| Like with Connors, he's flying around in private jets, got a Lamborghini. | ||
| He just said he was going to buy a... | ||
| I'm buying a big Gordy for my fucking birthday. | ||
| But that's my point, John. | ||
| He's the richest guy ever. | ||
| I'll tell you what he can do without changing the pay too much, is make sure they take a piece of each check and set aside for retirement. | ||
| Nah, fuck all that. | ||
| Save all that. | ||
| These guys could die in the ring. | ||
| What about that Bugatti Tourbillon? | ||
| Have you seen that Bugatti Tourbillon? | ||
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Yes! | |
| It's insane. | ||
| Was it a V16? It's insane. | ||
| It's a V16. It's a hybrid. | ||
| It has 1,800 horsepower. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| 1,800 horsepower? | ||
| The fucking steering wheel has the gauges on it. | ||
| The gauges are wild. | ||
| And the steering wheel moves around the gauges. | ||
| It's the most beautiful interior I've ever seen in a car. | ||
| It's 4 mil? | ||
| Yeah, it's four mil. | ||
| There's 250 of them. | ||
| They've sold them all. | ||
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What? | |
| You can't buy one. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| It's impossible. | ||
| You can't get one. | ||
| It's like a watch. | ||
| It's like a Swiss watch. | ||
| Oh, but here's the bummer about Bugatti. | ||
| The people that buy them, they don't drive them. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So they just sit there. | ||
| So that really gets you going, huh? | ||
| Well, not really. | ||
| I wouldn't buy one, honestly. | ||
| It doesn't get me going. | ||
| I think it's dope. | ||
| It doesn't get me going. | ||
| It's not for me. | ||
| I like Porsches. | ||
| I like Mustangs. | ||
| I would buy a new... | ||
| Yeah, I'd drive it, but I wouldn't really. | ||
| Do you know the maintenance on those? | ||
| Just to change the tires every year is $25,000 a tire. | ||
| And it's not a place here. | ||
| You have to ship it back to there. | ||
| Ridiculous. | ||
| The maintenance, it's over six figures a year to maintenance it. | ||
| Yeah, I'm sure. | ||
| It's like a private check. | ||
| And it's one of those where you're not allowed to sell it within the first five years or something. | ||
| You can, but then if you drive it, it loses its value. | ||
| They're a nightmare. | ||
| What is it? | ||
| So tourbillons are a movement in watches that is like the most precise movement in watches. | ||
| So they have watches that are tourbillon watches that are $400,000, $500,000 for a watch just because of the movement. | ||
| And you see the tourbillon inside the watch. | ||
| Like, Jamie, pull up like a Grand Seiko tourbillon watch because Grand Seiko has an insane tourbillon watch that they just released. | ||
| Yeah, Richard Mille, $2,500,000 for a tourbillon. | ||
| Richard Mille watches are crazy expensive. | ||
| What? | ||
| But this Grand Seiko tourbillon is fucking beautiful, man. | ||
| Look at the machinery, the gears and stuff going on inside that watch. | ||
| Handmade, obviously. | ||
| People like watches, that's a real watch. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I know it's not a Rolex, but Grand Seiko watches are fucking wild. | ||
| I think that one is $300,000. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| How much does that bitch cost? | ||
| What's the Grand Seiko? | ||
| How much does a Grand Seiko Tourbillon cost? | ||
| Do you have one, Joe? | ||
| No. | ||
| Really? | ||
| No, I'm not interested in those things. | ||
| I'm interested in looking at them, but I don't like rich guy fancy things. | ||
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Right. | |
| I like Mustangs and shit. | ||
| You like things that have utility, right? | ||
| Yeah, I like things that are fun to use. | ||
| Oh, bro, you know what you need to do? | ||
| I'll take the rich guy food, though. | ||
| Oh yeah, Rich Guy Foods. | ||
| I'm all over Rich Guy Foods. | ||
| Joe, you know what you should get? | ||
| $350,000. | ||
| $350,000. | ||
| Constant Forest Tourbillon. | ||
| Good. | ||
| Joe, you know what you need to get for us? | ||
| Buy Forest, you get it and then send me pictures. | ||
| What? | ||
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It's the Mustang GTD. Oh, the GTD? I'm down with that. | |
| There's only 300 of them. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| I applied for it. | ||
| Come on, Ford. | ||
| Hook me up. | ||
| They're going to do it. | ||
| I just got a Hennessey Raptor R. That's wild. | ||
| Yeah, it's being built right now. | ||
| Do you still have the... | ||
| GTD? I'm getting rid of that. | ||
| I'm getting rid of the TRX. What's the GTD? This is the Mustang's version of a GT3 RS. It's at Nuremberg right now. | ||
| It's fucking insane. | ||
| 800 horsepower, Fucking preposterously wide. | ||
| Crazy grip. | ||
| Street legal, but just barely. | ||
| Do you see the shocks in the back? | ||
| Mm-hmm. | ||
| No back seat. | ||
| And so there's an open glass thing. | ||
| We can see the suspension moving. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Insane. | ||
| It might be the greatest American car that's come out in a long fucking time. | ||
| Near 50-50 weight balance. | ||
| It's got a rear transaxle. | ||
| It's fucking insane. | ||
| And it looks incredible. | ||
| It's the best Mustang of all time. | ||
| It's got a dry stock oil system. | ||
| It looks incredible. | ||
| And all the carbon fiber? | ||
| Yeah, because you know Farley, the Hev Mustang, he went in and was like, I don't get it. | ||
| Oh, guys, the fight is happening. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Oh, fuck. | ||
| Oh, man, this is exciting. | ||
| We haven't even been paying attention. | ||
| It's 443N. Boy, we're ridiculous. | ||
| Let's save the car talk for after this. | ||
| No, no, it just started. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Very interesting fight. | ||
| Whitaker is so good at blitzing. | ||
| He's so good. | ||
| He's so light on his feet. | ||
| Very interesting style. | ||
| Different than anybody else. | ||
| Always on his toes. | ||
| You know he's supposed to be on the Australian wrestling team too, but the UFC nixed it. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| That's how good he was at wrestling. | ||
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I think he has five kids or six. | |
| He has a squad. | ||
| He has a fucking squad. | ||
| Good low kick. | ||
| Yeah, he can... | ||
| This guy's really good at just... | ||
| You just miss him, man. | ||
| Really good head movement. | ||
| We gotta wonder what kind of condition he has. | ||
| Two weeks before, he takes it late, like last minute. | ||
| Like, where is he at in his training? | ||
| Was he peaking? | ||
| You know, and he's preparing for three rounds, not preparing for five, and he's facing... | ||
| Who is he supposed to be facing? | ||
| You find out, Jamie, who Al Skaroff was supposed to be fighting? | ||
| I think Whitaker either wins by decision or beats him in the fourth. | ||
| Whitaker just jabbed him. | ||
| Very interesting fight. | ||
| I imagine the wrestling edge goes to Alyssa Croft. | ||
| MMA wrestling different, though. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Robert Whitaker's a motherfucker to get down. | ||
| His hips are wild, dude. | ||
| And then you gotta get in there. | ||
| Good luck. | ||
| Good luck. | ||
| There's a combat world champion, combat samba. | ||
| Oh, he heard him. | ||
| He heard him. | ||
| He heard him real bad. | ||
| He heard him real bad. | ||
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Oh! | |
| I love his kicks. | ||
| When he knocks out the kicks. | ||
| Oh, that's it. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| It's over. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| It's over. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| Bobby Knuckles. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| First round. | ||
| You give him a title shot, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| That was over with the shimmy. | ||
| He had him out there like... | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| When you see him follow up with a kick, that bitch is over. | ||
| Bobby Knuckles. | ||
| Fuck yeah, Bobby Knuckles. | ||
| Let's go, Robert Whittaker. | ||
| That sounded crowd is so sad right now. | ||
| Fuck yeah. | ||
| Fuck yeah, Bobby Knuckles. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| Dude, he's a savage. | ||
| Knock this fucking kid out, who's no punk. | ||
| And he should beat Paulo Costa. | ||
| And did it in the first round. | ||
| Wiped the floor with him. | ||
| That's the first time that guy's been knocked out like that. | ||
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First time he's fought a guy like Robert Whittaker. | |
| You're ranked what? | ||
| Oh, I'm not ranked. | ||
| Cool. | ||
| Come fight the number three guy. | ||
| God, that's what you realize. | ||
| So he was supposed to be fighting Tricoli. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| And Tricoli just lost to Shara Bullet. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Big step up from Tricoli to Robert. | ||
| Look at that right hand. | ||
| Look at that shot! | ||
| It's the blitz. | ||
| That Bobby Knuckles blitz. | ||
| So it was Whittaker that came in last minute? | ||
| No, Whittaker was supposed to be fighting Hamza. | ||
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Look at that uppercut. | |
| Oh my god, that uppercut. | ||
| My goodness. | ||
| There's just levels to the game. | ||
| Yeah, and he's the top of the top. | ||
| And see, this is why it's tough. | ||
| If you're that kid's manager and like, hey man, we got a call, you're fighting Bobby Knuckles, you're going, oh my god, what an opportunity. | ||
| I sprained my ankle. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I broke my pinky toe. | ||
| I have food poisoning. | ||
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Food poisoning. | |
| This is where you see how good Whitaker is. | ||
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Fuck! | |
| Or you see how good the UFC is when you're at the higher echelon, because this guy's gone through everybody. | ||
| Look at the uppercut. | ||
| Dank. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| Well, if you need to see this to see how good Bobby Knuckles is, you're a moron. | ||
| He's a bad man. | ||
| He's been doing it for a hot second. | ||
| Wars, too, with Yoel Romero. | ||
| Those fights were crazy. | ||
| I mean, Yoel's gone. | ||
| Yoel's over in Bellator now. | ||
| 46 years old. | ||
| Bobby Knuckles still torching people. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| There's just levels to it. | ||
| I say he gets the winner of Izzy. | ||
| Then what do you do with Strickland? | ||
| Because he's ranked number one. | ||
| It's a good question. | ||
| I want to say the Strickland-Izzy rematch. | ||
| I wouldn't be upset with Strickland versus him. | ||
| I wouldn't be upset with that. | ||
| Strickland-Whitaker main event for pay-per-view? | ||
| Right, and you can't hit Strickland like that. | ||
| He's not there. | ||
| He's standing up like this. | ||
| He's moving. | ||
| He gets hit less than anybody. | ||
| He's so hard to hit. | ||
| I'm surprised that's not who Izzy wants. | ||
| Who? | ||
| Strickland. | ||
| Because Strickland beat him? | ||
| Yeah, but him and Drickus do pussy. | ||
| We're talking about so much shit, and Drickus has the title. | ||
| So Izzy gets the title, then he calls out Strickland. | ||
| Strickland and him rematch. | ||
| You know what the UFC's gonna do? | ||
| I would be willing to bet they do Whitaker-Strickland, and the winner of that's guaranteed a title shot. | ||
| That's what they're gonna do. | ||
| Because think about it. | ||
| Whitaker's healthy. | ||
| I don't think he got touched. | ||
| Strickland's healthy. | ||
| They're sitting there. | ||
| And that Izzy fight is winning? | ||
| See, it's hard to see the difference between how good they are. | ||
| When you watch that Osmurov, you watch his fights, then you watch... | ||
| Alaskarov. | ||
| Alaskarov. | ||
| It's hard to see the difference sometimes. | ||
| So August 7th to August? | ||
| Yeah, that's close. | ||
| That's real close. | ||
| That's only a month or so away. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Two months. | ||
| Yeah, a little bit. | ||
| Yeah, so two months away, that fight happens. | ||
| You're getting Strickland Whitaker. | ||
| I know, but you gotta go to Australia. | ||
| They're both from there. | ||
| Well, one's New Zealand, one's South Africa. | ||
| They definitely give a fuck. | ||
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That's right. | |
| Neither one's from Australia. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Same. | ||
| Hey. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Same area. | ||
| Over there is it. | ||
| It's not America. | ||
| It might as well be. | ||
| Same area. | ||
| Yeah, whatever. | ||
| Africa, Australia, New Zealand. | ||
| Same shit. | ||
| They're from over there. | ||
| Same shit. | ||
| It's all lower. | ||
| Alex Garof. | ||
| Dude, that's it. | ||
| He's got to think about his future now. | ||
| Sharp just has a globe in his house where it says America and everything else is just not America. | ||
| Alex Garof fights two elite guys and gets starched by both of them. | ||
| Just let you know where you're at. | ||
| Back to the drawing board. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's life. | ||
| In a big way. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Robert fucking Whittaker. | ||
| Sometimes you gotta fight those guys to realize where you're at. | ||
| I guess so. | ||
| This shows you DC should have been a 185-er. | ||
| And you gotta remember, Robert Whittaker started his career at 170. 170, yes. | ||
| Yeah, and was just killing himself. | ||
| Wonderboy knocked him out. | ||
| Whittaker's no joke. | ||
| Man, what a career he's had. | ||
| Such a good guy, too. | ||
| Seven first-round finishes? | ||
| What's the record? | ||
| Isn't that the record? | ||
| Not even close. | ||
| Seven first-round? | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| Oh, you're saying first-round finishes? | ||
| I don't know what that is. | ||
| It's probably like 13 or something. | ||
| That's pretty high, though. | ||
| Seven is a lot, especially middleweight. | ||
| Yeah, it's probably up there. | ||
| Robert's a tough fight for Strickland. | ||
| He's a tough fight for everybody. | ||
| That's a great fight. | ||
| But Strickland's a tough fight for everybody. | ||
| Everybody. | ||
| At that level, where those boys are at those top four, good fucking luck. | ||
| Yeah, it's a deep, deep division right now at the very top. | ||
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It's great. | |
| It's great. | ||
| Nothing's better. | ||
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It's ten. | |
| Who has 10? | ||
| Jim Fisher. | ||
| Jim Miller. | ||
| Oh, Jim Miller, yeah. | ||
| Fuck it. | ||
| Dude, look at that shot. | ||
| What's that? | ||
| Frank Muir's got 11. Frank Muir's got 11 first-round finishes? | ||
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Wow. | |
| That makes sense. | ||
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Heavyweight. | |
| Yeah, amazing. | ||
| This doesn't make any sense. | ||
| Oh, look at that. | ||
| Dude. | ||
|
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Dude. | |
| Damn. | ||
| Totally unique style. | ||
| Look at that fucking uppercut. | ||
| Is it just his ability to see openings just faster? | ||
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What is it? | |
| He's elite, man. | ||
| He's a world champion. | ||
| He's a legit world champion. | ||
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This doesn't make sense. | |
| It says the record is 10 for Jim Miller, but then it says the second most is 23. Damn. | ||
| What? | ||
| It doesn't make any sense. | ||
| What are you looking at? | ||
| 23 first round stoppages? | ||
| The record for first round finishes in the UFC is held by Jim Miller with 10 first round finishes. | ||
| Here are some other interesting facts about first round finishes. | ||
| What a great feeling. | ||
| Who has 23? | ||
| Andre Arlovski has the second most first round finishes with 23. Arlovski? | ||
| I never would have called that. | ||
| And Donald Cerrone has the third most first round finishes with 23. I think it's your Android. | ||
| This is just AI. This is the AI shit. | ||
| That doesn't make any sense. | ||
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Let's chat GPT. Yeah, let me ask. | |
| Who has the first round finish record for the UFC? Five UFC fighters, first round finishes. | ||
| Oh, Charles Oliveira? | ||
| Oh, yeah, that would be there. | ||
| No, no, that's the record for finishes. | ||
| Five fighters with the most first round finishes. | ||
| That's the article I clicked on, and it says Frank Mir's got 11. But I don't mean... | ||
| 11 would be the record. | ||
| Frank Miller? | ||
| Frank Mir. | ||
| Right here, it says UFC Fight Night 71. Frank Mir sets the record for first round finishes. | ||
| So, Donald Cerrone is number five with eight. | ||
| What else we got? | ||
| Um... | ||
| Amanda Nunez. | ||
| She's got nine. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| They're talking about her and her coming back. | ||
| To fight Kayla. | ||
| Kayla. | ||
| That's a fucking fight. | ||
| Ooh, I like that. | ||
| Yeah, I like that. | ||
| Kayla looked great. | ||
| She looked real good. | ||
| She's big. | ||
| Getting down to that 135. Arlovsky has nine first-round finishes. | ||
| So he's number three. | ||
| And one terrible split decision. | ||
| Number two, Jim Miller. | ||
| Ten. | ||
| And number one... | ||
| Frank Mir. | ||
| Eleven. | ||
| All time. | ||
| Makes sense. | ||
| Heavyweight. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Also, Frank Muir in his day was a fucking murderer. | ||
| Savage. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| He broke two different world champions' arms. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Snapped. | ||
| Noguera? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Tim Sylvia and Noguera. | ||
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Horrible. | |
| Snapping bones. | ||
| Ugh. | ||
| Both of them, when I called it, I went like... | ||
| He's always got seven weapons on him at all times. | ||
| And Noguera was like fucking... | ||
| It was like Talladega Nights. | ||
| He was like, go ahead and break it. | ||
| Why does he only have seven? | ||
| Wait, what did he say? | ||
| He says he always has seven weapons on them at all times. | ||
| For real, though. | ||
| Oh, oh. | ||
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| No, I mean, for real, like, two guns. | ||
| Guns, knives. | ||
| Gun holster, knives. | ||
| I mean, unbelievable. | ||
| You want to talk about the wrong guy to fuck with. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
|
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Oh, my God. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| And if it's not a knife, you prefer the knife. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| With him, it's a nightmare. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| You know what's always interesting to me is when guys are, you know, when talking about, you know, Armageddon, like, you know, the day's coming, but they don't run. | ||
| Their cardio's not very good. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's got bad knees, actually. | ||
| That's why I run. | ||
| I run all the time now. | ||
| If shit pops off, you'll be able to run. | ||
| Well, somebody said that. | ||
| No one thinks about that. | ||
| I was hanging out with this truck guy, and he has a whole bunker for the Armageddon doomsday, and he's this big guy. | ||
| How are you going to get away? | ||
| What are you going to do, bro? | ||
| He's like, and then we get in the mountains. | ||
| I'm like, how? | ||
| Have you ever jogged up there, pal? | ||
| Can you even walk through the mountains? | ||
| You ever tried carrying 80 pounds up the mountains? | ||
| You're not going to get into those mountains. | ||
| No, but I'm going to get to the mountains. | ||
| I'm going to take your gear and run up. | ||
| I'll meet you up there. | ||
| How much are you running? | ||
| Three miles a day, usually. | ||
| When did you start doing this? | ||
| About four months ago. | ||
| I started with three miles, then I went to two, then I did a mile as fast as I can. | ||
| What made you want to start running? | ||
| He's always running. | ||
| Just get in shape. | ||
| Your knees aren't fucked up from all those years of fighting? | ||
| No, not at all. | ||
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That's crazy. | |
| Why didn't you do the 5K, the two bears 5K? I don't know. | ||
| They invited me to. | ||
| I forgot. | ||
| You straight up forgot. | ||
| I didn't know until I saw a picture of Jelly Roll doing it. | ||
| I used to run three miles for breakfast. | ||
| I was struggling so hard. | ||
| No training. | ||
| Why didn't you train a little bit? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I just don't know. | ||
| If you want to get mentally tough, run in and do it. | ||
| People do all this shit, just go outside and run, man. | ||
| It's fucking tough, dude. | ||
| Like that second mile, the third, you're like, fuck. | ||
| Running is hard. | ||
| Runs tough, man. | ||
| It's the easiest. | ||
| It's cheap. | ||
| It does get you in shape. | ||
| But there's a minimum shape you got to be in for that to be the thing you're doing to stay in shape. | ||
| No, you just do a little bit of running. | ||
| But if you're morbidly obese and shit, you're going to fuck your hips up. | ||
| You just kind of shuffle. | ||
| You just shuffle a little bit. | ||
| You know what the worst thing? | ||
| Swimming. | ||
| Start walking and then turn that into a jog and then turn it into a sprint. | ||
| The most painful thing is that aerodyne bike. | ||
| That to me is like, it puts me, I hate it so much. | ||
| It's hell. | ||
| I hate it. | ||
| Nah, do Jacob's Ladder. | ||
| I'll do a minute. | ||
| That's awful, too. | ||
| That's awful, too. | ||
| Versiclimer. | ||
| Versiclimer. | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| Versiclimer. | ||
| Fuck you, dude. | ||
| All those things are hell. | ||
| Both of those things are horrible. | ||
| But even if you don't have access, go sprint, dog. | ||
| It will fuck you up, man. | ||
| You do sprints with 10-second rest, dude, it will get you in shape fast. | ||
| It's so hard to do. | ||
| You better be careful, though. | ||
| You can pop shit if you're not reading it. | ||
| That's what's really crazy. | ||
| Chael Sonnen said it best about fighting. | ||
| It is impossible to fight at full pace for five rounds. | ||
| You can't do it. | ||
| No one can do it. | ||
| You can't fight at full pace. | ||
| Chael goes, I don't want to do anything for 25 minutes. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| If you're going to go at a fight like this against elite fighters, you've got to pick your times. | ||
| You've got to know when. | ||
| Yuri and... | ||
| Alex Pajeda, too. | ||
| You know, he's a different dude, man. | ||
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He's a different dude. | |
| You hear he? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's a different dude. | ||
| This is why I have Alex high up on my pound-for-pound list, because part of the pound-for-pound is you've got to fight anyone, anywhere. | ||
| You're that bad motherfucker, and Alex is that dude. | ||
| How many times is he going to do it? | ||
| Well, he was trying to get a shot at Aspinall. | ||
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I know. | |
| He was trying to fight Aspinall. | ||
| Did you see Aspinall talked about it? | ||
| He said he sat next to him at a press conference and he could tell he looked at me like he knew he could beat me. | ||
| Alex is a different dude. | ||
| He's a different dude. | ||
| Like my pound for pound, you gotta be that dude where the UFC calls your name, you do it. | ||
| And now Cowboy is that guy, they call you and you do it, but he wasn't doing it for titles. | ||
| Not like Alex is a fucking world champion. | ||
| He's like, yeah, whatever. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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What? | |
| You could call him tomorrow and ask him to fight for the heavyweight title. | ||
| That's why I have him so high on my pound for pound. | ||
| Everyone's like, that's ridiculous. | ||
| Look at his level, strength of fucking schedule. | ||
| Look at who he's fought. | ||
| Gary and Michael Page. | ||
| That to me, that to me is the one that I look at and I go, whoa. | ||
| That should be co-main event. | ||
| Joe Pfeiffer is going to come out guns blazing. | ||
| Because he burned himself out in that last fight. | ||
| He's going to come out against Marc Andre Barrio with just a little bit more understanding of pacing. | ||
| He got through that fight where Joe Pfeiffer is one of the most fucking terrifying guys on the feet. | ||
| He's so scary. | ||
| He's so fast. | ||
| He hits so fucking hard. | ||
| He beat Francis Ngannou's punch count. | ||
| He's a fucking 185 guy. | ||
| So powerful. | ||
| Crazy power. | ||
| Just preposterous power on the feet. | ||
| He burnt himself out. | ||
| Well, you know, Jack Hermanson is seasoned. | ||
| He's a real veteran. | ||
| He knew what to do, good enough on the feet to kind of drag him into the third, fourth, and fifth rounds, wear him out, and then at the end of the fight, he was just the fresher fighter. | ||
| But a fight like that, where he's at in his career, perfect. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| He learned. | ||
| Because you don't want to learn that when you're fighting the top five cats. | ||
| Learn it now. | ||
| We'll forget about it. | ||
| Who gives a fuck? | ||
| But Joe Pfeiffer has everything to be a world champion. | ||
| Everything. | ||
| I agree 100%. | ||
| Everything. | ||
| He's that motherfucker. | ||
| He is. | ||
| He is. | ||
| And you know, those fights like that where you get kind of humbled, those are good for a guy like him. | ||
| Best thing for your career. | ||
| Didn't get KO'd. | ||
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Nope. | |
| Didn't get beat up. | ||
| Just lost the fight. | ||
| He learned a lesson. | ||
| And lost the fight at a fight where he was dominating in the beginning with terrifying shots. | ||
| But you can't take everybody out with big power. | ||
| Sometimes you've got to set things up. | ||
| You've got to pick your shots. | ||
| Especially veterans. | ||
| They've been there before. | ||
| They don't panic. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| And you've got to keep that power into the third, fourth, and fifth round. | ||
| So if you've emptied the gas tank in the first two rounds, trying to take a guy out, and he's still there, fuck. | ||
| That was the best thing to happen to him. | ||
| Yeah, very good thing to happen to him. | ||
| He probably didn't think that at the time, but he will. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| When he's champion, he'll be like, oh my god, thank god that happened. | ||
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I agree. | |
| I'm pumped for that. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| I'm pumped to see where he goes. | ||
| I mean, that division is fucking deep, man. | ||
| How about Pfeiffer versus fucking... | ||
| I mean, that would be a crazy fight. | ||
| Bo Nickel versus Pfeiffer? | ||
| Take my fucking money. | ||
| Oh my goodness. | ||
| Take my money. | ||
| To me, the best thing in the UFC is not when the guy gets there and he made the money and the fame. | ||
| The best is the come up. | ||
| If you watch Joe Pfeiffer coming up, watch Bo, you watch him go through it and you see him evolve. | ||
| It's the best thing in sports. | ||
| How many guys have we seen that are so elite? | ||
| We're like, I don't know, he might not make it. | ||
| Because it's so hard to do. | ||
| When Conor's come up, it was such a special time. | ||
| And the hype was there. | ||
| He's calling it. | ||
| You're like, what the fuck? | ||
| I know. | ||
| I get goosebumps. | ||
| It was the best fucking time in sports. | ||
| There's nothing like it. | ||
| I think right now is the best time. | ||
| I really do. | ||
| I don't think there's ever been better fighters. | ||
| I think I've never been more excited about weight classes and never been more excited about matchups. | ||
| You know, there's so many good fights. | ||
| You know, Leon Edwards versus Bilal Muhammad is not getting the respect that it deserves for whatever fucking stupid reason. | ||
| People don't like Bilal Muhammad. | ||
| I don't get it at all. | ||
| I think he's awesome. | ||
| He's a great guy. | ||
| He's a really great guy. | ||
| And people don't want to see him fight. | ||
| It's just weird. | ||
| Thank God the UFC didn't bend the knee to the fans complaining. | ||
| Those fans are ridiculous. | ||
| I got a prediction on this, and he disagrees with me. | ||
| I think because he's Palestinian, you're going to see the entire Arab world come out for this fight. | ||
| Oh, they definitely will. | ||
| I don't think that's controversial at all. | ||
| No, no, hold on, hold on. | ||
| He said it's going to be the most watched fight ever, most downloaded pay-per-view bot ever because of the Palestinians. | ||
| That's what you first said. | ||
| Definitely most stolen. | ||
| Most stolen for sure with young kid Palestinians. | ||
| Most pirated. | ||
| But as far as that being, and you and I have a good amount of money on this, you said it was going to be the most watched pay-per-view. | ||
| Yo, you know another fight? | ||
| I think it'll be big. | ||
| It'll be big. | ||
| It won't be the most watched. | ||
| It won't be as big as Conor. | ||
| But look at this, Bobby Green and Patty Pimble, it's going to be crazy. | ||
| That's a real test for Patty. | ||
| Yeah, it is. | ||
| Bobby Green is a bad motherfucker, dude. | ||
| I think he's going to mop the flow of Patty Pimble. | ||
| He might fuck him up. | ||
| I mean, his stand-up is elite, and he's weird. | ||
| Like, hands down. | ||
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He's awkward. | |
| Real awkward. | ||
| Jabs come at you from nowhere. | ||
| He does this stuff. | ||
| He goes, nah, he didn't hit me there. | ||
| Yeah, he talks shit to you. | ||
| Paddy's a bad motherfucker, though, man. | ||
| Paddy's a bad motherfucker. | ||
| Special kid, too. | ||
| Have you had him in here? | ||
| Good grappling. | ||
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No, no. | |
| He's one of those guys, when you get around him, you go, oh, I get it. | ||
| He just has that it factor. | ||
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Charisma. | |
| Bro, he just has the it. | ||
| And that's why he gets all the sponsors. | ||
| He's probably more famous than he is skill level right now, but he'll get there. | ||
| But when you're around him, you're like, oh, yeah. | ||
| Scroll backwards again. | ||
| Back where you were. | ||
| This is another one. | ||
| Arnold Allen and Higa Chikadze. | ||
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That's a fight. | |
| That's a fucking great fight. | ||
| I'm a scouser. | ||
| We don't get knocked out. | ||
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Bobby Green's a bad man. | |
| That's a real test for Paddy. | ||
| Especially looking at the Jared Gordon fight. | ||
| But that was a good fight for him to get through. | ||
| Like, realize, okay, I gotta tighten things up. | ||
| He tightened things up in his last fight, and now he's got Bobby Green. | ||
| See, I like the bow nickel. | ||
| I'm so glad that happened. | ||
| I like that. | ||
| Especially if I'm investing in a guy, I'm like, thank God that happened. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Cody Brundage, get a little difficulty in there. | ||
| Has it been a Japanese UFC champ? | ||
| Or even ranked? | ||
| Champ? | ||
| No. | ||
| Ranked, yes. | ||
| Tetsuro Taira is elite. | ||
| There's a few guys that are coming up that are really good. | ||
| I'm shocked that, because, you know, Prague came from over there. | ||
| I'm shocked that. | ||
| They have some guys in Ryze in one championship. | ||
| They have some studs. | ||
| Bro, China's got some fucking killers coming up. | ||
| Yan Xiaonan versus fucking... | ||
| Zhang Weili was one of the best fights, but everybody forgot about it. | ||
| Yeah, I hated it. | ||
| Because Yuri Prochaska and Alex Pajada fought, and everybody forgot about it. | ||
| Was it Yuri and Alex on that card, or was it Jamal? | ||
| It was... | ||
| 300. It was Jamal. | ||
| Jamal, that's right. | ||
| And then remember... | ||
| But prior to that was Max and Justin Gaethje and then the girl fight. | ||
| So you just were like, what? | ||
| So Max does that. | ||
| We were doing a fight companion in Calabasas. | ||
| I didn't see the fight. | ||
| I don't know what happened. | ||
| Because Max's fight was so crazy. | ||
| I didn't give a fuck. | ||
| No, I was running around and all crazy. | ||
| And I was like, oh, main event! | ||
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You know? | |
| Yeah, I know, right? | ||
| But meanwhile, it was an insane fight. | ||
| Yan Shanan got choked to sleep at the end of the second round. | ||
| That's right! | ||
| She was out! | ||
| Yeah, I think it was the first. | ||
| She got choked unconscious, and then the bell rang, and she's like, out cold, and it's like, where do I go? | ||
| Go to my corner? | ||
| That should be a win. | ||
| But for the males right now, I agree with you, it's the best time ever. | ||
| For the females, it's not. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Female fighting is suffering right now. | ||
| They need that star. | ||
| Yeah, they need that big star. | ||
| Because Amanda left at the top of the Mm-hmm. | ||
| Food chain. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Joe, who is this guy, Turkey El Sheikh? | ||
| He is who? | ||
| He's financing the whole thing? | ||
| That's a good question. | ||
| I mean, we'd turn up the volume so we could hear it. | ||
| You always see him all the time. | ||
| He's got that cheddar. | ||
| He looks like he's in disguise. | ||
| Like, that's not how he really drips. | ||
| That dude is putting together some wild ass fights, I'll tell you that. | ||
| I'll take it. | ||
| I'm so glad those guys are doing that, that they have the kind of money to throw wild fights around. | ||
| They're wild boys. | ||
| They're going to have some wild cars over there. | ||
| That's who drives Bugattis. | ||
| You know, like Americans get them out there. | ||
| They don't give a fuck. | ||
| Everyone that's ever been built is probably over there. | ||
| I wish it was acceptable for me to dress like that. | ||
| It looks so comfortable. | ||
| You can do it when you go over there. | ||
| You should come over there with me for a fight. | ||
| I will. | ||
| And we'll all dress like that. | ||
| That's how you deal with that 125 degree heat. | ||
| Are you naked under there? | ||
| Did you see in Mecca, the Hajj, where they're all in Mecca? | ||
| A bunch of people died. | ||
| 1,700 people died of heat exhaustion. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because it's 125 degrees. | ||
| I know. | ||
| But in the middle of praying, that's wild. | ||
| That would make you not believe. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Dude, I lived there. | ||
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We all showed up to pray in 1700. Or make you believe, because God's like, I'm taking you. | |
| Yep. | ||
| I lived there for three years. | ||
| You could fry an egg. | ||
| You dressed like that, Brian? | ||
| No, but my father used to always wear a thobe like that. | ||
| Well, that's why they come to LA in the summer, because it's cool. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| You call it a thobe? | ||
| Yeah, a thobe. | ||
| The Saudi clears out for the wealthy, they leave in Yeah, they call it Saudi summers, and they come to Los Angeles. | ||
| They drive around with diplomatic plates. | ||
| They drive around like Ferraris and Lamborghinis with diplomatic plates. | ||
| Oh, you gotta get out of the way, right? | ||
| Because they don't get charged. | ||
| They don't get charged for shit. | ||
| Yeah, they were driving in Beverly Hills and fucking getting wrecks. | ||
| Hey, how hot is Saudi Arabia in the summer? | ||
| What are we talking about? | ||
| 125 degrees? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's harder to know. | ||
| No, it's like 100. The record's one... | ||
| Man, I live in Woodland Hills. | ||
| It gets 110. Cry me a river. | ||
| The record's 125. In Mecca, this past week, 1,700 people died because the temperature climbed to 125. Tuesday, it said it reached 117. But either way, 117, 125, it's the same fucking thing. | ||
| That's valid, dude. | ||
| It sucks. | ||
| And there are older people, by the way. | ||
| Once you get past 100 degrees, it don't matter. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| If it's humid or hot... | ||
| 100 to 110 is the difference. | ||
| Austin had, last summer, they had a record like... | ||
| 40 straight days. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I shot archery outside every day for two hours in that heat. | ||
| I'd bring a 64-ounce hydro flask filled with electrolytes and water, and I just shot outside. | ||
| I was in the house with the AC pumping with my face in the refrigerator. | ||
| I came inside, and it was like I jumped in the pool. | ||
| My jeans were completely wet. | ||
| My t-shirt was completely wet. | ||
| I like it when it's hot. | ||
| I like to work out when it's hot. | ||
| I go in the sauna every fucking day. | ||
| No, I've been to Abu Dhabi, though. | ||
| I've been to Dubai. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Texas experiences hottest summer record in 2023. 80 days with 100-degree heat, 40 days with a temperature of 105 or higher, and received less than 1.5 inches of rain. | ||
| So it's humid here, though, and Saudi's really dry. | ||
| Right, it's humid here. | ||
| So you can deal with the dry heat way better than the heat. | ||
| The humid's tough. | ||
| Because you lose water in that. | ||
| Yeah, because I went to Arizona recently. | ||
| In the middle of that summer, I went to Arizona, and it was like 103 degrees, and I was like, this doesn't feel hot at all. | ||
| Like Houston 100? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It's right by the ocean? | ||
| Houston's rough. | ||
| Houston gets muggy. | ||
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Houston's rough. | |
| If you go to Saudi, by the way, and you just are respectful and say hi to people, they will treat you. | ||
| If you go there with the Arabs and you show that you like being there or you're just respectful of the culture, they'll take care of you beyond what you can imagine. | ||
| It'll be over the top. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's part of their culture. | ||
| If you're their guest, You're protected. | ||
| Tell you what, Dana White loves it over there. | ||
| Oh yeah. | ||
| He loves Abu Dhabi. | ||
| They're the best. | ||
| He says the royal family are the nicest fucking people. | ||
| He says they're like super cool. | ||
| They're actually very progressive, he said. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They're also a blast because they don't drink really. | ||
| By the way, listen to the podcast. | ||
| What's that? | ||
| Royal Family listens to the podcast. | ||
| Shout out to the Royal Family. | ||
| Shout out to them. | ||
| They're awesome. | ||
| Which is wild. | ||
| You'd be amazed. | ||
| On the treadmill, listen to Joey Diaz. | ||
| I'm going to get me one of those. | ||
| What'd you call it again? | ||
| A throbe? | ||
| A throbe. | ||
| I'm going to get me a throbe. | ||
| I'm going to wear it on stage. | ||
| But you have to go there. | ||
| You have to go there. | ||
| And if you show interest in the culture and the history, I'm telling you, man, you'll have the best time of your life. | ||
| They'll treat you like gold. | ||
| What if you have a yarmulke on? | ||
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Not good, right? | |
| Well, having said that, people always forget that in the Muslim world, the place that the Jews found refuge was in the Muslim world. | ||
| The Christians killed the Jews, typically. | ||
| Traditionally. | ||
| What about Lebanon? | ||
| Well, Lebanon was a Phoenician port, so Lebanon was Christian and Muslim, and the Civil War broke out because they were that way. | ||
| But it was, Lebanon was always like, they were Phoenicians. | ||
| They were like, they were the port where everybody came. | ||
| It used to be the Paris of the Middle East. | ||
| You would ski, you could go to Faria and ski, then go down to Coral Beach in the same day, because the weather was unbelievable that way. | ||
| So, Lebanon was the Paris of the Middle East. | ||
| Still the best nightlife, I guarantee if you go there, it's the best nightlife on the planet. | ||
| The Lebanese are the best. | ||
| What do you do there? | ||
| Anything you want. | ||
| Smoke the hookah? | ||
| Anything you want. | ||
| And I'll put this on the record. | ||
| I would say the most beautiful women on the planet are probably centered right there. | ||
| Do they too, spit on that thing? | ||
| Yeah, bro. | ||
| No, I'm not saying that. | ||
| Do they go to that distance? | ||
| But you go to Saudi and you see those women, obviously they're going to be covered in public. | ||
| You go hang out and see that. | ||
| I didn't take your ass to Colombia or Brazil, bro. | ||
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Shut your mouth. | |
| They're just as beautiful. | ||
| Settle down. | ||
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Just as beautiful. | |
| Settle down. | ||
| Just as beautiful. | ||
| Boys, let's bring this bitch home. | ||
| Another fun podcast. | ||
| Another great fight companion. | ||
| Brian Simpson, thank you very much. | ||
| Thank you, brother. | ||
| Thanks for coming in. | ||
| What happened to the Michael Venom Page fight? | ||
| Oh, no, that's weeks from now. | ||
| That's weeks from now. | ||
| Oh, so when you say the main event, I thought you meant... | ||
| No! | ||
| Michael Venom Page, Ian and Gary fight next Saturday. | ||
| That's next Saturday. | ||
| Can't wait. | ||
| I'm going to that fight. | ||
| It's a week. | ||
| Are you? | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| I got your tickets. | ||
| I'm bringing my nephew. | ||
| Don't bail on me now. | ||
| I just ordered my thobe from Amazon. | ||
| Did you really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You get a legit thobe from Amazon? | ||
| It's from Amazon. | ||
| Did you? | ||
| Good man. | ||
| Is that real? | ||
| It's 30 bucks. | ||
| I got a furry outfit from Amazon. | ||
| Like a legit one? | ||
| Yeah, Duncan and I dressed up like furries. | ||
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Sick. | |
| Maybe respect the furries, because it's fucking hard. | ||
| Hard to wear that big helmet. | ||
| They have sex in those things. | ||
| I know they do. | ||
| We wore the hats for like, what, 30 seconds? | ||
| Five minutes? | ||
| At the most? | ||
| Five minutes at the most. | ||
| It was the quickest we bailed on our costumes. | ||
| How much was that though, man? | ||
| 30 bucks. | ||
| That can't be good quality. | ||
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No? | |
| You're getting some bed sheets, Doug. | ||
| Dude, it's just a sheet. | ||
| It's great. | ||
| It keeps you hydrated. | ||
| All right, that's us with the furry costumes. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Isn't that your outfit? | ||
| Yeah, that's my outfit. | ||
| That's so weird. | ||
| I wore that shit for like five minutes and Dodger was a cat. | ||
| You got it off Amazon? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's fucking hilarious. | ||
| I'd wear that for Halloween. | ||
| That's a legit-ass outfit. | ||
| It was fun. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| It's hard to wear, though, man. | ||
| And also, like, furries must have good neck strength. | ||
| Oh, yeah, man. | ||
| He's got this big-ass helmet on all day long. | ||
| It's a lot of weight. | ||
| That bitch was like 10 pounds. | ||
| Respect, man. | ||
| Sitting on your head. | ||
| Respect to the furries. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Anybody got anything to promote? | ||
| I'll be in that. | ||
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Where are you going to be? | |
| LOL Comedy Club San Antonio. | ||
| Great place. | ||
| July 12th, 13th, 14th. | ||
| Come see me. | ||
| Nice. | ||
| And I'm giving away a truck. | ||
| Go to drivefastallgas.com. | ||
| Search July 8th. | ||
| It's like a Raptor on steroids. | ||
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Ooh! | |
| And up with King Shocks. | ||
| You buy merch to win. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And I'm going to be at Comedy Works in Denver July 11th, 12th, 13th. | ||
| And I'm doing Bottom of the Barrel for the first time outside the mothership on the 14th. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And I'm doing the Wilbur Theater at the end of the year. | ||
| Tickets go on sale on Wednesday. | ||
| Great spot. | ||
| Nice. | ||
| All right. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| Bye, everybody. | ||
| Yay. | ||
| We did it. | ||
| Damn, Robert Whitaker did it. | ||
| What, Jamie? |
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