March 26, 2024 - The Joe Rogan Experience
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Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out! | |
| The Joe Rogan Experience. | ||
| Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day. | ||
| What's going on, buddy? | ||
| Good to see you. | ||
| It's fun to see you last night, too. | ||
| Wait, are we on yet? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Oh, that's great that we opened up right on... | ||
| Right on you, Puffin. | ||
| Last night was fun. | ||
| Oh, my God, dude. | ||
| How funny was it to tell, dude? | ||
| I was remembering today that he said that Deliverance was his Barbie. | ||
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Yeah! | |
| He said so many asides like that. | ||
| Tony said something really funny. | ||
| He said, you watch him, you die laughing, and then afterwards you can't remember anything he said. | ||
| No, that's right. | ||
| And then I start to have recall. | ||
| It's like I got abducted and then the memories come back. | ||
| So when I woke up, I was laughing because I remembered he said, he said, he goes, I need to get a root canal, but I couldn't get it. | ||
| I couldn't get a root canal because I was in Oklahoma. | ||
| You know, every life is sacred. | ||
| Did you ever have a back alley root canal? | ||
| He was just... | ||
| Everything about him was just so silly and so casual. | ||
| It was very, very... | ||
| And when he pulls out the recorder and starts playing that little flute thing... | ||
| Yeah, he learned to do that over the pandemic. | ||
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He learned to play recorder. | |
| The fact that he uses a flip phone for real. | ||
| I guess he has. | ||
| You want some coffee? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I guess he has an iPhone that he uses for social media. | ||
| I always want to send him shit, and I can't because he's taking the calls on the flip phone. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, he prefers to be out with the flip phone. | ||
| Does he work for Mossad? | ||
| I think he prefers to be with the flip phone. | ||
| But I think he's right. | ||
| I think if you have a cell phone that's connected to the internet, a smartphone, but you don't use it that often... | ||
| Every now and then you check it, that's probably the way to go. | ||
| You know, of course he's right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Everybody has North Korea in their pocket at all times. | ||
| Yeah, you really do. | ||
| Our government, their government, everybody's government. | ||
| You better hope it's multiple governments so there's at least some competition for your data and it's not just one monopoly has all your data. | ||
| How much have you paid attention to the TikTok thing, where they're trying to do this ban on TikTok? | ||
| Too much, because we covered it. | ||
| Besides controlling and being able to take shit down whenever they want and doing... | ||
| Which is a real problem. | ||
| Yeah, we are China, by the way. | ||
| I don't know if people think we're not China, but we are China. | ||
| But now the real push was coming because of Israel, not because of, you know, all the Hamas videos or whatever, but Israelis post shit. | ||
| TikTok censors people. | ||
| TikTok's not like a free speech something platform. | ||
| So the shit Israeli soldiers are posting themselves is getting out. | ||
| And what happens is the kids are on TikTok... | ||
| And, you know, it hasn't been 1944 forever. | ||
| It's been pretty woke here. | ||
| So now that's clashing, seeing this shit that, you know, remember when Osama bin Laden made a huge comeback, like about, I don't know, how many months ago? | ||
| Oh, right, right, right. | ||
| People just discovered his letters. | ||
| God, he makes sense. | ||
| I think he's an industry plant. | ||
| So what are these Israeli soldiers putting up on TikTok? | ||
| Well, all the war crimes that they do. | ||
| No. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Look, I want to make this clear to everyone. | ||
| I would never listen to an Arab, okay? | ||
| So I want you to understand that. | ||
| I would never believe a Muslim about nothing. | ||
| You don't have to ever do that. | ||
| Look at, not America, what they tell you, Israeli news, Israeli politicians, their ambassadors when they come here and talk, listen to what they say. | ||
| Because that's what I unfortunately did, and it was quite disturbing. | ||
| And what's even more disturbing is when I tell my friends here in America, they go, yeah, no, it's war. | ||
| Nagasaki, Hiroshima! | ||
| Right? | ||
| You've heard the old Nagasaki, Hiroshima? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The old Kid Rock combo. | ||
| Yeah, the old Kid Rock... | ||
| Dresden! | ||
| Okay, this is like how naive I am. | ||
| Jimmy was putting up, because I could see the stories already, loading up for the, whatever, the next segment. | ||
| I see Israeli ambassador in the UK, Dresden. | ||
| So what I think it's going to be is she's going, how dare you compare what we're doing to Dresden? | ||
| We're defending ourselves. | ||
| Okay, that's what I think, you know, what a normal human would do is go, I would never want to say Dresden is okay. | ||
| Did you ever read Slaughterhouse, Kurt Vonnegut? | ||
| We had to read the book in school, because he was at Dresden, Kurt Vonnegut. | ||
| And it was a deliberate terror attack that we did. | ||
| This is just established history. | ||
| It's a crime, but we were fighting the Nazis, etc. | ||
| And we won. | ||
| So, okay, that's how I thought we looked at it. | ||
| It was a terrible crime. | ||
| But she goes, yeah, you know Dresden? | ||
| We got to do Dresden. | ||
| Explain Dresden, what took place at Dresden for people who might not know. | ||
| I don't remember what city it was. | ||
| We firebombed them. | ||
| Firebombed the entire city. | ||
| Yeah, indiscriminately killed everybody. | ||
| No, not indiscriminately. | ||
| On purpose, targeted civilians to break their spirit. | ||
| But keep in mind, Dresden, as much as it's a crime, But that was like the wars going on and on, so then they started doing shit like Dresden? | ||
| Evil shit. | ||
| We didn't do Hiroshima week two of the war. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| Why was Dresden so heavily bombed? | ||
| This is all known, too. | ||
| The punishing three-day Allied bombing attack intended to force a German surrender leveled the city and left tens of thousands dead. | ||
| And probably more than that, by the way. | ||
| Look, I thought everybody knew it was a war crime, and actually everybody did know up until, like, you know how people thought natural immunity was a thing until a couple years ago? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is one of those. | ||
| So I'm disturbed by that. | ||
| So she was essentially saying we have to commit a war crime. | ||
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Right. | |
| Or we're doing a war crime. | ||
| Because in her brain, it's 1944 all day. | ||
| Noam from the cellar pointed out this mindset, and it's very insightful, because it's not 1948 when you got Israel established. | ||
| It's 1944 right after this shit happened, and you're real mad. | ||
| They live in 1940. But we lived in Wokey times. | ||
| So the clash between the cultures... | ||
| Every time I hear an Israeli official or military person or fucking Bebe speak, it sounds like someone's embarrassing immigrant parent that doesn't know not to say gay slurs here in America. | ||
| Every time! | ||
| So, again, I do not support Hamas or any Arab or Muslim. | ||
| I hope I make it clear I'm one of the good people. | ||
| And like the good people, I yearn for us to go back and fight them. | ||
| You remember back when that was the enemy, when we knew what was what, before we went to all this cuckoo caca? | ||
| I hope we go back to those days. | ||
| In fact, if I was liberal, I'd also hope that the Obama times, that was so great. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The times of a less confusing enemy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, it was more clearly established what was going on. | ||
| Dave Smith knows shit, by the way. | ||
| You probably had him recently, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, Dave's the best at it. | ||
| I'm very proud of Dave consistently because he really knows his shit. | ||
| He doesn't talk about things unless he knows his things, and he goes very, very deep into subjects. | ||
| He doesn't talk out of his ass at all. | ||
| No, not at all, dude. | ||
| Not at all. | ||
| He goes very, very deep into subjects, really gets an understanding of them, and then fucking debates people. | ||
| And really knows what he's talking about. | ||
| Yes, he does. | ||
| He actually contributes to these conversations in a very, very meaningful way. | ||
| I know him a long time, dude. | ||
| I'm very impressed with him right now. | ||
| He's very impressive. | ||
| He's very impressive. | ||
| And he's hilarious, too. | ||
| It's like he's both things. | ||
| Hilarious comic and very impressive person. | ||
| Did you see him on Pierce Morgan? | ||
| Yeah, I did see that. | ||
| So my buddy Gary from Neurotic went on Piers Morgan with... | ||
| I can't remember the other guy. | ||
| The Critical Drinker. | ||
| And then these two chicks from... | ||
| What was English? | ||
| And it was on Piers Morgan. | ||
| Piers Morgan is getting the YouTube talent pool of whatever to come on and debate these topics. | ||
| He discovered all this. | ||
| It's like, are the Oscars over? | ||
| Or are the Oscars irrelevant? | ||
| And I cannot wait to ask Gary about it. | ||
| Because the question... | ||
| How come Barbie didn't win an Oscar was actually like a topic? | ||
| Imagine an international news show to figure out why Barbie? | ||
| That's incredible. | ||
| Imagine being upset. | ||
| How come Oppenheimer got it? | ||
| Listen, even if it was like really good, it's a Barbie movie. | ||
| You know, Batman Dark Knight. | ||
| Heath Ledger, he's the reason, that one, just his performance. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Maybe you could say that for Barbie. | ||
| That's a pretty fucking good movie. | ||
| That's a different kind of movie, though. | ||
| That's a dystopian movie about, you know, crime-ridden city. | ||
| Barbie? | ||
| Barbie's fun. | ||
| Oh, I thought you were talking about Barbie was crime-ridden city. | ||
| Oh, is it good? | ||
| But how could you compare the two movies? | ||
| Oppenheimer's a movie that people will be watching decades from now. | ||
| I'll tell you how. | ||
| You check the algorithms and you see what topics are trending and you put them together like you're a fucking AI and you make a TV program out of that horse shit and you discuss it as if it's a thing. | ||
| Can you imagine? | ||
| You must be doing so well in life if that's one of your issues about who got subbed at the Oscars at all. | ||
| And how did Barbie not get it? | ||
| That's your big thought. | ||
| If you're just passionate about the Oscars, I think you're an idiot. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But if Barbie got it? | ||
| I didn't even know it was on until I saw John Cena naked on the internet. | ||
| I didn't even know it wasn't a movie called Barbenheimer. | ||
| I didn't know they mashed those together to save the theater industry that got killed after COVID and also all the movies sucking. | ||
| The theater industry did get killed, though. | ||
| Everybody knows they can stream things at home now, so they just start giving it to you at home, and then they don't have to pay as much. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| A lot of great reasons to stay home forever, guy. | ||
| I don't know if you know what's been piling up. | ||
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Oh, boy. | |
| Don't even go out no more, man. | ||
| Boy, the COVID really did end the streaming thing. | ||
| It did end all the things. | ||
| Well, it really did end, rather, the theater thing because streaming movies at home is so much... | ||
| If you've got a nice TV, and boy, you can get a big-ass TV cheap now. | ||
| Like, what's a 65-inch Samsung TV cost right now? | ||
| I remember when they first came out with plasma screens. | ||
| It's cheaper than insulin, I'll tell you that. | ||
| It was like a 24 or 28 inch plasma screen, and it was like $20,000. | ||
| And I was like, $20,000 for a TV? That's crazy! | ||
| Now a TV like that is free. | ||
| They just give it... | ||
| You don't even want it. | ||
| Technically as low as $400. | ||
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What?! | |
| Oh my god, that's insane. | ||
| Whatever! | ||
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Sure, that's what I'm saying. | |
| It's still 4K? Yeah. | ||
| Hey, you know what? | ||
| Let me see what that looks like. | ||
| For $397 from Walmart. | ||
| Best Buy, it's $399. | ||
| You sound like you're doing an ad for them. | ||
| No, but look at that. | ||
| That's insane. | ||
| 65 inches, 4K. Look how thin it is. | ||
| 400 bucks. | ||
| Those fucking things were so expensive at one point in time. | ||
| So now, watching movies at home is awesome. | ||
| Do you buy any, like, I always thought, and I'm not smart with money in any way, but, like, top-of-the-line technology such as that, like, $20,000 when it first comes out. | ||
| Never in my life, even if I would have the disposable income for a $20,000 price, I'd go, of course another thing's coming out tomorrow, and this was gonna, that's how it's always been for this stuff. | ||
| Well, it wasn't when those $20,000 TVs came out. | ||
| It was a long time before anything was better than them. | ||
| Well, it is when they first got the technology from Roswell, so it's going to be more. | ||
| This is, I think we're talking about, like, the 90s. | ||
| So, like, see if you can find an ad for a 28-inch plasma TV, because they were plasma. | ||
| And let's just say, like, 96%. | ||
| 1997. I was working at The Wiz selling cell phones and PCs. | ||
| Like pre-built, like a Dell, not Dell, Sony had a Pentium, you know, Pentiums. | ||
| Mm-hmm. | ||
| And very little markup on it was not the good department. | ||
| I used to make my own. | ||
| Well, that's what a smarter person would do. | ||
| An idiot would come to our store and buy it there. | ||
| Well, I bought that, too. | ||
| I did. | ||
| I bought... | ||
| It was like they were always getting better. | ||
| But you could do a lot with your... | ||
| You could buy motherboards and you learn how to put, like, the little... | ||
| The jumpers in place with tweezers. | ||
| You know what's interesting? | ||
| The tweezers, the jumpers were like master and slave. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Yeah, and I don't know what they call them now. | ||
| Can you edit this out, Jamie? | ||
| Okay, so what year is this? | ||
| It says 97 is the first Fujitsu plasma screen. | ||
| It was like 42 inches. | ||
| Fujitsu? | ||
| Oh, I think... | ||
| Is that the first ones? | ||
| God, I feel like it was more money than that. | ||
| I feel like it was still $9,000 as opposed to $400. | ||
| Like, that $400 one is infinitely better than this fucking clunky hunk of shit with low resolution for $9,000. | ||
| No, but that's what I'm talking about. | ||
| That's why buying it at the very beginning... | ||
| I mean, it's like dumber than buying a fucking boat. | ||
| In 2003, Plasma TV was $10,000. | ||
| Oh, that was 70 inches. | ||
| That's pretty big. | ||
| That's also why the Black Friday line started getting so crazy because everyone's looking for good TV deals and whatnot. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Mmm, right, right, right. | ||
| I killed three men for my TV. Is that what people tried to get when they got aggressive? | ||
| Those and laptops are the first big things. | ||
| Black Friday sales are some of the darkest moments in humanity. | ||
| You see those people fighting over boxes of shit. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| I think I'm looking at the greatest country on Earth, frankly, Joe. | ||
| That's what I think I'm looking at on Black Friday. | ||
| On African-American Friday. | ||
| Excuse me, Joe. | ||
| When you say these guys are getting in trouble on TikTok, I'm not on TikTok. | ||
| Of course not! | ||
| You're not a pedophile? | ||
| So what specifically are they putting up on TikTok that's getting in trouble? | ||
| Showing off, blowing shit up. | ||
| I don't look at it. | ||
| I don't want to go on TikTok for any reason. | ||
| I don't care about anything on it. | ||
| But we have the, on Jimmy's show, we show clips. | ||
| You know, like the clip of Wolf Blitzer. | ||
| You ever see that clip of Wolf Blitzer? | ||
| Where he has the, I don't know what rank the guy is. | ||
| This is in the early part of the war. | ||
| And the guy's English is not, usually they have pretty good English, but his isn't great, right? | ||
| And Wolf, who used to work for APAC, okay? | ||
| Wolf's not a pro on the side of everything dude, right? | ||
| And he goes, so they just blew up some refugee camp to get this one guy, to get this one Hamaz. | ||
| And Wolf's like, wait, you blew up? | ||
| There's 400, 500 people at that camp. | ||
| And he goes, hey, that's one! | ||
| And like Wolf's face, he's just like... | ||
| Oh, wait, I forgot the best part. | ||
| I don't want to say best part, but on Wolf's face. | ||
| And you could see Wolf is like, what in the fuck? | ||
| This is what I'm talking about. | ||
| And he goes, well, did you get the guy? | ||
| He goes, oh, wait, we can't confirm... | ||
| Well, if they say they can't confirm, they probably didn't get him. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| And Wolf, so Wolf knows that. | ||
| So Wolf, he's like, we have to go to a break. | ||
| That sticks with me. | ||
| Oh, I need to watch that. | ||
| I need to watch that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I was trying to find it. | ||
| I have the clip from him. | ||
| So is this one of those ones that's going to get us in trouble? | ||
| Probably, right? | ||
| No idea. | ||
| Well, let's play it just for us. | ||
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I have to even find it. | |
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| This is it. | ||
| This is it. | ||
| Okay. | ||
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Back now to our breaking news here in the Middle East. | |
| A massive explosion at the largest refugee camp in Gaza. | ||
| Joining us now is Lieutenant Colonel Richard Hecht. | ||
| He's the international spokesperson for the Israel Defense Forces. | ||
| Thanks so much for joining us. | ||
| I want to ask you first about this massive blast that we all just saw. | ||
| We saw the video at the Jabalia refugee camp in Gaza. | ||
| Is there anything more you could first of all tell us about how this explosion happened? | ||
| I will. | ||
| Thanks for having me. | ||
| So, we'll be coming out in the next, hopefully, hour with more data, but I can update you now that... | ||
| Hold on, pause. | ||
| This is a Scottish-Israeli dude? | ||
| Like, what is this? | ||
| Possibly. | ||
| That accent's crazy. | ||
| Do you know Australian-Israeli? | ||
| I know, but the accent with the flag, I'm like, my brain is going, what's going on here? | ||
| I thought you had a cleft palate for a minute. | ||
| We've got bombs there. | ||
| Okay, go ahead. | ||
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Hamas commander in that area. | |
| Sadly, he was hiding, again, as they do, within civilians. | ||
| And that's all I can see at this point. | ||
| We're looking into it and we'll be coming out with more data as we learn what happened there. | ||
| Oh, it is Scottish. | ||
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So can you confirm it was an Israeli attack that destroyed a big chunk of that Jabalia refugee camp? | |
| Yes, I can. | ||
| We were focused again on our target. | ||
| Here's where Wolf gets upset. | ||
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Senior Commander Wolf, and we'll be updating you with more data as the hour moves ahead. | |
| But even if that Hamas commander was there amidst all those Palestinian refugees who were in that Jabalia refugee camp, Israel still went ahead and dropped a bomb there, attempting to kill this Hamas commander, knowing that a lot of innocent civilians, men, women and children, presumably would be killed. | ||
| Is that what I'm hearing? | ||
| That's not what you're hearing, Wolf. | ||
| We, again, we're focused on this commander. | ||
| Again, you'll get more data who this man was. | ||
| He killed many, many Israelis. | ||
| We're doing everything we can. | ||
| It's a very complicated battle space. | ||
| There could be infrastructure there. | ||
| There could be tunnels there. | ||
| We're still looking into it, and we'll give you more data as the hour moves ahead. | ||
| But you know that there are a lot of refugees, a lot of innocent civilians, men, women and children, in that refugee camp as well, right? | ||
| This is the tragedy of War Wolf. | ||
| I mean, we, as you know, we've been saying for days, move south. | ||
| Civilians that are not involved with Hamas, please move south. | ||
| I'm just trying to get a little bit more information. | ||
| You knew there were civilians there, you knew there were refugees, all sorts of refugees, but you decided to still drop a bomb on that refugee camp attempting to kill the Samas commander. | ||
| By the way, was he killed? | ||
| I can't confirm yet. | ||
| Yes, we know that he was killed. | ||
| He said he was killed. | ||
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About the civilians there, we're doing everything we can to minimize. | |
| I'll say it again. | ||
| Sadly, they are hiding themselves within civilian population. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| It's okay to shoot through all the people. | ||
| It's sad that there's people. | ||
| That's normal and that's just war. | ||
| Putin, by the way, is the most evil man in the world. | ||
| For nothing as fucked up as that. | ||
| No. | ||
| So look, hey, they do have to do... | ||
| Isn't it crazy, though, when you see the difference between people looking at things objectively versus people that look at things tribally? | ||
| And if you're on the right side, you support Ukraine against Russia. | ||
| Russia is the invader, and Russia is this horrible country. | ||
| And they won that whole thing. | ||
| But this thing... | ||
| Just the disparity in death count means nothing. | ||
| I don't want to hear about Uyghurs ever again. | ||
| Don't tell me about the fucking Uyghurs. | ||
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No! | |
| Because they got a lot better than Gaza. | ||
| The Uyghurs are living like kings compared to that shit. | ||
| So all I'm saying... | ||
| See, objectively... | ||
| They got a nice job and a cop. | ||
| The Uyghurs, they got a nice job at the factory in a cot. | ||
| They're getting work experience. | ||
| They're learning a trade. | ||
| The thing about the Uyghurs is we don't even really know what happens to them. | ||
| We don't know what they're doing to them, right? | ||
| Because they deny that they put them in camps. | ||
| It's a lot like Guantanamo. | ||
| No. | ||
| It's like Guantanamo. | ||
| When I was there, I asked somebody about Uyghurs. | ||
| Most people, by the way, don't even... | ||
| If we bring it up, they go, oh, don't say that word. | ||
| When you say when I was there, you went to Guantanamo Bay, or you went to China? | ||
| No, I went to China. | ||
| Jesus Christ, Kurt. | ||
| When I was in Guantanamo... | ||
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Kurt's part of the deep state. | |
| I went to... | ||
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Metzger's out there in Guantanamo. | |
| What Israel soldier videos revealed, cheering, destruction, and mocking Gaza. | ||
| There you go, bad optics! | ||
| An analysis of social media videos found Israeli soldiers filming themselves in Gaza destroying what appears to be civilian property. | ||
| The footage provides a rare and unsanctioned window into the war. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So that's why TikToks, and so the guy from the ADL, we played the recording of him going, I can't remember the name of the, he goes, we need, we gotta get on this, we need the kind of genius that was behind Talit, or people didn't know what he was saying. | ||
| Just force everybody to use a flip phone like a tell. | ||
| That's what I said. | ||
| All those soldiers should be... | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| You can't trust you assholes with TikTok. | ||
| You're too wacky. | ||
| How am I going to brag about what I'm doing? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How will I brag? | ||
| Hey, if we could do shit like that, too bad we couldn't. | ||
| We could have won those two wars we lost out there, huh? | ||
| If we could just starve. | ||
| Hey, you're all going to be starved until the Taliban surrenders. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Why didn't we think of that? | ||
| Right. | ||
| We're not as good at fighting as them, I guess, is what it is. | ||
| Well, they're involved in fighting on their own shore every day. | ||
| Yeah, against people that they hate with, I would say, a racial thing, and I know it's real because I dated a Israeli girl for 10 years, and the whole topic... | ||
| Now, here's what I find. | ||
| I think I'm... | ||
| Please correct me if I'm wrong, but I think if I had converted, because that was like a big thing, like, you know, you're gonna... | ||
| And I think if I had, we could have moved to Israel and I could claim my birthright of land. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, you can move there. | ||
| Like, if you're an American Jew... | ||
| She has dual citizenship. | ||
| I could have converted. | ||
| I could be wrong, but I'll bet you you can do that. | ||
| Haven't American Jews gone over there to avoid prosecution? | ||
| Well, every country does that. | ||
| I mean, that's like... | ||
| But isn't that a thing? | ||
| Like, American Jews, if someone's coming after them in America... | ||
| I thought Meyer Lansky tried... | ||
| Oh, am I thinking of the Godfather where the guy had... | ||
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Yeah, right. | |
| No, Meyer Lansky, did he do that? | ||
| But I think there's a thing. | ||
| Applicants must meet one of the following requirements. | ||
| One, have at least one Jewish birth parent, or two, have converted to Judaism. | ||
| That's easy. | ||
| Well, my wife would have been that. | ||
| You don't need to be religious to qualify to fit in our trips. | ||
| In fact, many of our participants— Oh, you're talking about birthright? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| So he goes, that's what I'm saying. | ||
| The ADL guy goes, we need the people that came up with birthright to put their heads on this TikTok thing. | ||
| Well, the Jewish thing is a wild thing because it's a race that you can join. | ||
| No, it's not. | ||
| It's a religion. | ||
| Because people think of it as a race. | ||
| Well, you know why? | ||
| Because Hitler thought of it that way, sure. | ||
| Also, a lot of Zionists think of it that way. | ||
| A bunch of Jewish people don't. | ||
| You know, ultra-Orthodox Jews? | ||
| Which I always liked ultra, because that's like... | ||
| Right, but you have to accept that some people feel that Jewish is a race. | ||
| Yeah, called anti-Semites. | ||
| No, but there's people that feel like there's a bunch of different races and Jewish is one of them. | ||
| I don't feel like that, no. | ||
| Some Jewish people. | ||
| But it is a thing, right? | ||
| It's a thing that some people believe, right? | ||
| Well, yes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's a thing you can join? | ||
| Imagine if you could join being Asian. | ||
| Whoopi Goldberg did it successfully. | ||
| And she's never looked back. | ||
| She called the Holocaust white on white cry. | ||
| She did. | ||
| You don't remember that? | ||
| Yeah, she did. | ||
| It was insane. | ||
| Basically, that's just some white people shit. | ||
| It wasn't about race. | ||
| What? | ||
| Because she did the homework of anti-racism. | ||
| You were supposed to read those dumb fuck books that no one believes, by the way, anymore. | ||
| It's done. | ||
| You're supposed to learn that anti-racism. | ||
| Anti-racism is that it's impossible. | ||
| Is that done? | ||
| Is everybody done with anti-racism? | ||
| No, no, there's still people embedded like ticks that are, but it's over. | ||
| Because now, a bunch of people have finally figured out to have a goddamn lawsuit because all this weird ass shit was never legal. | ||
| And it's been rejected by, you know, remember California? | ||
| What did they strike down here? | ||
| Or they didn't vote for? | ||
| I'm blanking out. | ||
| But now there's lawsuits up and down and people are winning them. | ||
| You must have talked this... | ||
| You had James Lindsay on. | ||
| He didn't bring up any of this? | ||
| Somebody from a college just got like $25 million. | ||
| Oh, Starbucks. | ||
| Remember the girl... | ||
| From Starbucks, the manager, and these guys wanted to use the bathroom, and it was during the BLM times. | ||
| And it came out that the higher-ups were like, she didn't really have any, they were like, we can't fire a Blackbird, so just fire the white manager, so it looks like we fire. | ||
| So their thinking's not about their racial feelings, they're like optics in this media time. | ||
| So that's what's so gross about bringing These corporations into these moral things because none of them are moral. | ||
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| And it's like Mr. Burns. | ||
| Remember when Mr. Burns turned good on Simpsons and he made little Lisa slurry and she's like, Jesus, you're worse when you're trying to be good? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's what it is. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, they're only about money. | ||
| And if you attach money to a DEI score and say, well, this is how you get tax breaks and this is how you get- Perverse incentives. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's very perverse. | ||
| And it's all just a control thing. | ||
| And it's very ingenious. | ||
| And it's next door neighbors to a social credit score. | ||
| A DEI score is a corporate score that's essentially very similar to the way the real problem would be that we institute that nationwide. | ||
| For people, for individuals. | ||
| So we already have that, first of all. | ||
| There's a whole bunch of people that are debanked. | ||
| People that I don't even like, many of them. | ||
| Some that I do. | ||
| And they've already, once, dude, the very concept of shadow banning, you know, Ian, he was here with Tell, Ian Finance. | ||
| So he got his, I think his account shadow banned. | ||
| He goes, why would it be shadow banned? | ||
| It's like, he said like four things that are definitely going to get you shadow banned. | ||
| That are not offensive even, but they're things that you shouldn't bring up like around, you know, COVID. Right. | ||
| And even now, on Zuckerberg's platforms, you're not going to be... | ||
| But why is shadow banning a thing? | ||
| How is that... | ||
| How did anyone who isn't a piece of shit go along with the idea that we don't have to tell you what you did, and we're not going to tell you what we're doing to you? | ||
| And that's our right to do that. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Well, not only that, but they're all agreeing that they're going to do something to throttle the opinions of people that have problematic opinions in their eyes, but it's not illegal. | ||
| How's it working out for you? | ||
| So it doesn't violate any of the customer, any of the agreements that you sign? | ||
| Well, you signed away all your rights to everything already, so go fuck yourself. | ||
| But how's that work? | ||
| You could do all that goofy shit you want, but... | ||
| My malice is right in a white pill thing the shit collapses under its weight because you can only go so long telling people to ignore reality You know the Soviet Union collapsed from everybody like we're getting the stage now with people go We all know it's a scam and the next stage after that is like wait Why am I saying we all know it's a scam about all the things? | ||
| It's not too far. | ||
| Next lockdown, you lock people down, they got nothing to do but look into shit. | ||
| That's why a lot of prisoners know more current events than Bill Maher. | ||
| Like people that have been down for 20 years. | ||
| Because there's nothing to do but read and learn things if you're smart. | ||
| So they did that with all society. | ||
| And they said, don't do your own research, which is such a... | ||
| Don't go into Daddy's Forbidden Closet of Mystery. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| I won't. | ||
| Don't look into Hillary's email. | ||
| That's a hilarious one. | ||
| To infantilize people to the point where you're telling them, don't research things. | ||
| We'll handle that. | ||
| We're the professionals. | ||
| Meanwhile, we lie all the time. | ||
| They're doing to us what they did to Haiti. | ||
| And the shit we do to other countries, they're going to do to you. | ||
| So the shit we did to Haiti, which is never let them have their own leaders and coup them when they had one elected one. | ||
| That's us now! | ||
| Now that's us! | ||
| We're gonna pass the law so you can't vote for the guy you want. | ||
| Why is he even being allowed to run at all if it's such a fascism is coming? | ||
| I don't even understand any... | ||
| the messages are so mixed and the only way to believe them is to be highly frightened all the time. | ||
| New York Times has just started doing this new thing on Instagram where they take the actual writers and they have the writers talk about the issues and I'm leaving. | ||
| And when you see, they don't understand what they're doing. | ||
| This is exactly who we thought was writing these things. | ||
| It's like this very effeminate guy, and this woman that it's like, the kind of woman that seems like you would fucking do at a party, like talk down to you. | ||
| It's just who you thought. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| The type of people that would, you know, these like, These ultra-liberal, out-of-touch people. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And these people are talking about... | ||
| One of the guys was talking about Donald Trump's words being taken out of context, that it would be a bloodbath because he was talking about the auto industry and the economy. | ||
| And then this guy starts bringing up other episodes of violent rhetoric. | ||
| It's hilarious. | ||
| Yeah, guys... | ||
| Give me some blood. | ||
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| Hold on. | ||
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Seized on those comments and said they were an example of him calling for political violence or predicting violent actions if he didn't win in November. | |
| His supporters said that those comments were taken out of context. | ||
| I'd like to punch him in the face, I'll tell you. | ||
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Trump has a history of using violent rhetoric dating back to his 2016 campaign. | |
| That language took on new significance after the January 6th attack on the Capitol in 2021. And throughout his third campaign for president, he's been getting a lot of attention for the way he talks about violence and retribution on the trail. | ||
| So this is the New York Times. | ||
| It's all falling apart. | ||
| This is these hard-nosed reporters with a cup of coffee. | ||
| That are, like, fucking chasing down Lee's, and they're pulling their hair out, and they're meeting people in back alleyways. | ||
| This is Woodward and Bernstein. | ||
| Do people think that's still— This is Watergate. | ||
| No, but, I mean, they're essentially, like, ultra-hard-left activists that are masquerading as journalists, and everything has their opinion on it. | ||
| They're also— They're also masquerading as activists. | ||
| They're bourgeois twits. | ||
| They have a lifestyle brand, which is, I'm a sex-in-the-city guy or gal, and I work in the paper. | ||
| They do the same amount of work as when you see those, a day in the life of Google. | ||
| First, I go to the chair. | ||
| It's Twitter. | ||
| Yeah, that video is amazing. | ||
| Yeah, and they don't even make that. | ||
| Well, New York Times, that's the big time. | ||
| So all the plum jobs, you know, like... | ||
| It's kind of similar to when people were mad that Seinfeld, they were, like, demanding to know why riding to get coffee with Seinfeld in cars isn't diverse enough. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And Seinfeld, every time they bring these things up to him, I love his fucking response to that. | ||
| But at a place like the New York Times, they have to go, oh, we need to bring these... | ||
| So all, like... | ||
| Exactly, but you could guess what they look like all of them have moved up from like the gamer gate Which at the time I was an adult and I was like I don't care about this But they've all we're moving up in the world of media because where's the money coming from you got to hope you do well enough Making little smear articles on a shitty video game website to get picked for the big leagues and some people did yeah, | ||
| and they've been moving up and then you like me I like oh my god 20 years have passed and then I see like That's that's a little twerp like if the one that got Shane fired Actually went somewhere in life if I like there's people like him that work with the DHS to about the terrorism of You know saying whatever whatever the fuck this idiots referring to and Well, yeah, they've become embedded in the intelligence community. | ||
| Well, it's all a thing of like your career, right? | ||
| If you want your career, you can either say the truth about a thing, or you can worry, oh, you must not want to have a good career. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, your career. | ||
| All people have to do is not be a punk to their career. | ||
| I'm not saying careers don't matter. | ||
| I'm saying I will never be a bitch to a fucking career. | ||
| Who would do that? | ||
| Yeah, but you don't have to. | ||
| See, the difference between you and a guy working in government, it's a very stark contrast. | ||
| You're a comic. | ||
| But even comedian incentives got perverted, like I work in government at a certain point. | ||
| Did they, though? | ||
| Yeah, well, okay. | ||
| They only did with people that suck. | ||
| They didn't with good comics. | ||
| Okay, I don't mean, like, I would never say that dumb shit. | ||
| Be like, woke is killing comedy. | ||
| No, comedy is a thing that's been around the whole time. | ||
| What it'll kill is, like, your Disney fucking corporate figuring out how to sell it to people. | ||
| Yeah, that's killing that. | ||
| Yeah, the movies. | ||
| Right, but not... | ||
| Stand-up's the lowest rung, dude. | ||
| This is the one like... | ||
| We were laughing last night. | ||
| I was telling Ian about... | ||
| People go, hey, he's a failed comic. | ||
| What I think they mean is... | ||
| Who said that? | ||
| Oh, people... | ||
| It's like an insult people throw around. | ||
| About who? | ||
| Well, the example I'm thinking of while I say this is... | ||
| Because I sidekick on Jimmy's show, there's a bunch of people that are like hardcore, no matter who, that were like friends of his and mine that are like, fuck you, you're despicable. | ||
| Like this unbelievable, it's your duty. | ||
| You know, like it's your duty to vote for the lesser of two evils. | ||
| Remember the 2016 shit of like the moral outrage, right? | ||
| And then, but your choices are, I didn't pick the right evil for you. | ||
| And you're judging me for that. | ||
| Because you didn't take a stand in the right direction. | ||
| There's nobody who's not evil, though. | ||
| Because that's the only way it's going to work out for us. | ||
| They don't even say the right. | ||
| They don't say the right direction. | ||
| They go, the less evil direction. | ||
| Like, I'm supposed... | ||
| My heart's supposed to swell with emotion. | ||
| Also, you're not supposed to stand up and say, hey, both of these things suck. | ||
| Because if you do, then you're on the wrong side. | ||
| But mine's better, though. | ||
| Admit that. | ||
| Mine thing's marginally better. | ||
| And I cling to that like a child. | ||
| They always want to talk about that. | ||
| If you talk about Biden, about Biden being corrupt, there was a, oh my God, in comparison to Trump? | ||
| Like, why are we comparing him to Trump? | ||
| Let's pretend Trump was never born. | ||
| If Trump was never born and it was Biden versus, you know, fill in the blanks. | ||
| How long was Trump in government? | ||
| RFK Jr. How long was Trump in government? | ||
| If you have just Trump, just Biden versus any politician, if they were just running and they get to pull up all this shit that he did while he was vice president, all this shit his son was involved in, all the stuff that they absolutely know, like unaccounted for, millions, where did all that money go? | ||
| How did these people get all this money? | ||
| Like what were you doing? | ||
| They all do that. | ||
| How much were you getting paid? | ||
| Why were you getting paid so much for this university where you had a job where you never showed up? | ||
| Yeah, right. | ||
| Anybody else that was a Democrat, if Biden wasn't president, like if Obama was running against Biden, imagine a world where he wouldn't get taken down by others. | ||
| It was like that. | ||
| That's who he was before he became vice president. | ||
| Well, that's who he was in 1988. His nickname was Uncle. | ||
| Uncle Joe. | ||
| That's not because you're good. | ||
| They call you Uncle Joe. | ||
| What do you mean? | ||
| What is Uncle? | ||
| Because he's creepy? | ||
| Like creepy uncle? | ||
| Remember Obama would go, oh, that's Uncle Joe. | ||
| Because Biden was like, get a shotgun! | ||
| Remember those clips that would go around where he was like... | ||
| That was when he was running for 2020, wasn't it? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| When he was Obama's vice president, and he's a gaffe machine, Biden would say goofy shit. | ||
| Yeah, he always says goofy shit. | ||
| This is when his brain worked. | ||
| And the White House was hugely embarrassed by it all the time, and the way they would do the pitch about it, like, that's Uncle Joe. | ||
| That's how they would pitch him. | ||
| And then he was a joke. | ||
| So you're saying uncle is like he's old or goofy or dumb? | ||
| Like how I'm an unmarried uncle of two? | ||
| I've never heard uncle uses a pejorative before. | ||
| That's why I'm confused. | ||
| Like a crazy uncle? | ||
| Okay, crazy uncle, but just saying Uncle Joe. | ||
| No, like Uncle Joey. | ||
| We call Joey Uncle Joey. | ||
| Everybody calls Ted Nugent Uncle Ted. | ||
| But when they say, that's because, so you're thinking about it like a poor person right now. | ||
| From their standpoint, their standpoint is a condescending, oh, that's a wacky uncle. | ||
| That real upper-class view of calling, you're talking about it like the way someone from a normal place in the neighborhood thinks about family. | ||
| That's not how they think about it. | ||
| I shouldn't even brought up, Uncle. | ||
| First of all, Trump's only been in government for how long? | ||
| Biden's been there for 50 years. | ||
| And we can go easily look up all the damage he did to all the people. | ||
| That's why there's so many undecideds and various things. | ||
| This is my point about it. | ||
| Let's pretend Trump doesn't exist. | ||
| Pretend Trump doesn't exist. | ||
| I would like to. | ||
| And then tell me, how come RFK Jr. can't get on the primary? | ||
| Just tell me. | ||
| If this is a real democracy, you tell me why this guy, who's a Kennedy, who's an environmental attorney, who's, you know, even though he's got this voice issue, he's extremely articulate, very good speaker, very good recall of controversial ideas, but who the fuck doesn't have controversial ideas in the world of 2024? | ||
| Who doesn't have controversial ideas? | ||
| The guy knows what the fuck he's talking about when he talks. | ||
| When he talks, you can hear a guy who knows what the fuck... | ||
| That guy from the New York Times, in my world, has controversial ideas. | ||
| I think what he's saying is controversial about taking things out of context, talking about violent rhetoric. | ||
| By the way, Biden and Obama in 2020 were both talking about who could beat each other up. | ||
| Why? | ||
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Because they're dumb old dudes. | |
| But when he's saying I like to punch him in his mouth, that's what he's talking about. | ||
| And when he's saying that people should be executed for treason, well, guess what? | ||
| Don't make me like him. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| That is actually the fucking... | ||
| That's what happens to you if you get tried and convicted for treason. | ||
| That's the punishment. | ||
| The punishment is execution. | ||
| It's kind of always been execution. | ||
| No shit. | ||
| So saying that that's violent rhetoric, what that guy's saying in my mind is like trying to... | ||
| Look, he says bad enough things as it is. | ||
| Instead of distorting what he says, which now makes me not trust you, just say what is actually going on. | ||
| And also talk about the evidence that shows that Biden is insanely corrupt. | ||
| Because both of those things are true, too. | ||
| And if you don't want to talk about one because you think it props up the other, you're a part of the problem. | ||
| You're infantilizing the whole country and treating us like we're children. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| And we want to know, why didn't RFK, why couldn't he get in the primaries? | ||
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| Like, if this is real, if democracy is real, you guys don't just get to decide who runs your party against the will of the entire United States. | ||
| But they're experts. | ||
| But isn't that insane that no one has a problem with that, but everyone thinks that if Trump gets into office, he's going to become a dictator. | ||
| You've been talking to De Niro again. | ||
| I don't even listen. | ||
| When De Niro starts talking about Trump, I love him too much. | ||
| I change the channel. | ||
| Joe, is he like, um, you ever see Being There with Peter Sellers? | ||
| I think he and Trump hate each other personally. | ||
| I think that's what that is. | ||
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Really? | |
| Yeah, I think probably. | ||
| He seems mentally handicapped. | ||
| I'm not kidding. | ||
| He seems mentally... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| He doesn't know about... | ||
| He was on Bill Maher. | ||
| Bill Maher has him on to ask him. | ||
| It's crazy if Bill Maher would ask him anything. | ||
| You know, there's National Guard in the fucking subways and shit. | ||
| So Bill asks him, what do you think about it? | ||
| He goes, I don't know. | ||
| I don't know about that. | ||
| If there's anything I can do to help... | ||
| All you should be asking Robert De Niro about is two things. | ||
| Awesome movies and divorce. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Tell me what happened to you. | ||
| I would love to ask about that. | ||
| With a divorce, tell me what happened, if you want to talk about it, and tell me what happened to you with these awesome fucking movies. | ||
| I don't need to know jack shit about his politics. | ||
| Well, he doesn't, that's the thing. | ||
| He just tells you he feels a way. | ||
| That's all he's got to say. | ||
| Yeah, but it's almost like, it's almost unfair to have a guy like that on a public show and talk to him about politics. | ||
| Do you know what it reminds me of? | ||
| When the beauty pageant contestant can't pick a thing on a map? | ||
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| And they're making fun of her? | ||
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Yes! | |
| Yes! | ||
| Right? | ||
| They mock her. | ||
| And I'm like, is that fair to do to her? | ||
| That's not her area. | ||
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| Well, they made her have a speech and she got stuck in a loop and she couldn't get out. | ||
| Remember? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Oh, yep. | ||
| Remember? | ||
| She didn't know what to say. | ||
| She's like, and then I think she's panicked. | ||
| Women need to do more better. | ||
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She's right. | |
| She's locked up. | ||
| She locked up. | ||
| But everybody was making it seem that she locked up because she's a complete and fucking total idiot. | ||
| She's in a pretty contest! | ||
| But that's not just that, dude. | ||
| Anybody could get locked up like that. | ||
| You're on stage in front of people with TV cameras pointed at you. | ||
| You've never experienced that in your life, and you have a panic attack. | ||
| It doesn't mean you're an idiot. | ||
| And that's also Robert De Niro. - Yeah, it's the wrong element. | ||
| It's like, why is he talking about this? | ||
| Why is he talking about this publicly? | ||
| If you're going to come out and say that you have a really deep-seated hatred for one of the two people running for president, you can't just be, he's a bully, he's a piece of shit, I hate him. | ||
| I think you probably, if you're going to express yourself about it and alienate 50% of the country, which it seems like it is, You're gonna have to do better than that. | ||
| You should have some specific things. | ||
| Like, he did some real estate deals with people in New York. | ||
| Let me tell you what he did to fuck people over. | ||
| I would love to hear it. | ||
| He did this and that. | ||
| Let me tell you what he did that was fraud. | ||
| He did this and that. | ||
| Like, if you're supporting what New York is doing to him right now, like, guess what? | ||
| You're gonna shut down construction. | ||
| You're gonna shut down all these real estate developers who all overvalue their homes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Kevin O'Leary from Shark Tank was talking about that. | ||
| Dude, Kevin Leary, we played the clip of this, CNN's like, yeah, but the girl wasn't dumb either. | ||
| She knows he's right. | ||
| They're playing a part on there. | ||
| It's not that she's stupid. | ||
| She goes, but isn't it? | ||
| He goes, no, we won't do business here. | ||
| This is crazy. | ||
| They cannot say anything positive about Trump, and they don't understand that by doing that, it delegitimizes everything else they say because everyone knows they're coming at the fucking news with a slanted perspective. | ||
| And there's no objective news. | ||
| It doesn't exist. | ||
| You have right-wing Fox, and you have left-wing everything else, and you will be fucking confused as shit if you watch both of them back-to-back. | ||
| I would just not watch any news for a long while because of that. | ||
| It's just I have a job where now I have to learn things. | ||
| Dude, it's been wild watching you. | ||
| Like, there's all the years that I've known you. | ||
| All the years that I've known you to watch you, like, completely flip into full-on conspiracy mode. | ||
| When we first met, it was probably like, what, 15 years ago or something like that? | ||
| Maybe more? | ||
| And I would be, frankly, smug. | ||
| I remember making fun of, what's her name? | ||
| Jim Carrey's ex-wife, because she thought, you know, her kid shot, got auto. | ||
| Jenny McCarthy, yeah. | ||
| And I had a joke. | ||
| I'm like, ah, it's just because he's half Canadian. | ||
| It comes out. | ||
| But no, I was being glib. | ||
| I was being glib. | ||
| Just like Tom Cruise said to Matt Lauer, you're being glib. | ||
| And he was right. | ||
| That's not Jim Carrey's kid. | ||
| That's someone else's kid. | ||
| And I was inaccurate in my mockery as well. | ||
| I'm pretty sure. | ||
| But either way, the connection between- I should have looked into it a little. | ||
| The connection between vaccines and autism, if you just bring it up, people's hackles will get up, and they'll start getting upset at you. | ||
| They get very upset at you, and everybody feels complicit because they vaccinate their kids, and everybody feels like they don't want to be attacked by being anti-science, and there's that pejorative that gets tossed around. | ||
| They hit me with so many times during the pandemic. | ||
| Anti-vax. | ||
| But not only that, it's not technically a vaccine. | ||
| It was an experimental medication that had never been widespread, distributed to the fucking world. | ||
| It had never been done. | ||
| Yeah, right. | ||
| Well, biological women have never had dicks before, but it's a world of miracles now. | ||
| Now we live in a world where anything is possible. | ||
| Better, easier to clean women. | ||
| Did you see the bike rider say, well, I don't know why you could say I'm not a biological woman. | ||
| I'm a woman and I'm biological. | ||
| It's on my passport. | ||
| It says I'm a female. | ||
| No, no, no, no, no, no, no! | ||
| Touche, sir. | ||
| I'm biological and I'm a woman. | ||
| That's great! | ||
| It's so dumb. | ||
| I think it's Trevor Noah. | ||
| Let's him get away with it. | ||
| Whoever the fuck it is, it's one of those guys. | ||
| One of the late night guys. | ||
| It might not have been Trevor Noah. | ||
| It might have been Jimmy Kimmel. | ||
| No, it wasn't Jimmy. | ||
| It may have been Jimmy Fallon. | ||
| Either way. | ||
| No, Seth. | ||
| I think it was Seth. | ||
| But either way, no you're not! | ||
| You can get a woman pregnant! | ||
| This is so different. | ||
| Don't say you're not a biological male, because now we're talking in terms of science. | ||
| If you're getting me to say that you identify as a woman, so you're a woman, you want me to call you Jill, I'll do it. | ||
| But if you want to say you are now a biological woman, that's not true. | ||
| And if it says on your passport now, female, Someone's lying. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| You're lying. | ||
| You could say you want to be identified as a woman. | ||
| Who gives a shit? | ||
| But if you want to say you're a biological woman, that's nonsense. | ||
| Now you're making me deny the scientific understanding of the human body that took forever to achieve. | ||
| Is that too much to ask? | ||
| They had to figure out chromosomes. | ||
| They had to figure out the X and the Ys. | ||
| It's incredible. | ||
| There's so much. | ||
| They had to work in this. | ||
| It is, Trevor. | ||
| No. | ||
| Look at him fucking pretending. | ||
| It makes sense. | ||
| Look at the fucking guns on this savage, first of all. | ||
| Trevor. | ||
| Listen to this. | ||
| Listen to this. | ||
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There's basically no published research on this question. | |
| However, there's good reason to think that there isn't. | ||
| But I think it's irrelevant because we allow all kinds of competitive advantages within women's sport because who gets singled out for scrutiny is based on... | ||
| By the way, out Canadian. | ||
| They're all goofy up there. | ||
| It's Portland times 100 up there. | ||
| Report these Canadians, man. | ||
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They lost it. | |
| They lost it. | ||
| Keep going with this. | ||
| I want to hear the rest of this. | ||
|
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...the fragile, weak, cis, white woman from the rest of us. | |
| The rest of us. | ||
| You're a fucking dude. | ||
| You're a fucking dude. | ||
| That's not the full clip. | ||
| The full clip is, she goes, well, I am biological and I am a woman, so I'm a biological woman. | ||
| To just sit there and let someone say that, this is the problem with television. | ||
| Yeah, someone as bright as him, too, to sit there and not say something. | ||
| He's playing a game. | ||
| They're playing a game. | ||
| You gotta stay within the lines. | ||
| Color within the lines, otherwise you're gonna get in trouble. | ||
| But obviously, like, nonsense. | ||
| Fucking nonsense. | ||
| Dude, I'll call you a woman just for dressing too nice. | ||
| I got no problem with that. | ||
| If that's what you'd like me to do, I will do it. | ||
| That's not the problem. | ||
| The problem is when you try to get me to deny science you start saying shit like I'm a biological woman I should be able to compete with women and women's sports Men with 80 to 100 times as much testosterone at no competitive disadvantage And that fact has not been picked up by the broader media What was that fact? | ||
| What was that again? | ||
| Back that up. | ||
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There's no relationship whatsoever between unaltered natural endogenous testosterone and sport performance. | |
| About 0.5% of elite male track and field athletes at the world championship level are below the women's average of testosterone. | ||
| Competing with men with 80 to 100 times as much testosterone at no competitive disadvantage. | ||
| And that fact has not been picked up by the broader media landscape. | ||
| I'll go. | ||
| First of all, stop, stop, stop, stop. | ||
| Hit the brakes. | ||
| Hit the brakes. | ||
| So here's the problem with what she's saying. | ||
| First of all, there's many advantages of being biologically male. | ||
| There's larger lungs. | ||
| There's larger hearts. | ||
| There's larger cardiovascular capacity. | ||
| There's more of an ability to generate force because you have larger, stronger bodies. | ||
| This idea that because guys who are cycling, who by the way, when they take their blood, let's try to understand when they're taking their blood. | ||
| Because if they're taking their blood and measuring it during a fucking race, they're destroyed. | ||
| Their bodies are destroyed. | ||
| It's actually been argued that the Tour de France is actually safer to do on the drugs that Lance Armstrong took. | ||
| I believe you. | ||
| Than not on the drugs. | ||
| Because it's so insane. | ||
| Yeah, no, I fully believe that, dude. | ||
| That's why they all were doing it. | ||
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Exactly. | |
| Well, it's the only way to win, and that was the thing about Lance Armstrong. | ||
| Like, if you take away his titles, which they supposedly did, but nobody buys it now, and everybody knows, you take away his titles, you gotta go to 18th place to find a guy who didn't get popped for steroids. | ||
| It's a fucking dirt... | ||
| Everyone knows now? | ||
| It's a dirty... | ||
| Yeah, everyone knows. | ||
| Everyone knows. | ||
| No one gives a shit. | ||
| Lance Armstrong can go anywhere. | ||
| Nobody gives a shit anymore. | ||
| Because I always thought that was fuck the fuck up. | ||
| It's fucked. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Males with the highest testosterone levels were significantly faster in the 20-meter and 30-meter sprint trials compelled to males with lower testosterone levels. | ||
| Yeah, shut the fuck up. | ||
| You're lying. | ||
| Well, you know what makes me... | ||
| But for them to, like, just sit there and let that person say that and broadcast it on television, like, this isn't live. | ||
| You can check that. | ||
| You can stop. | ||
| Oh, good point, dude. | ||
| You could research the thing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You're making a point, a very important point, saying that there's no competitive advantage for testosterone, which we all know to not be true, which is why athletes get popped taking testosterone. | ||
| There's a guy from the UFC... Because it doesn't work. | ||
| There's a guy from the UFC, Walt Harris, one of the UFC heavyweights. | ||
| He just got popped... | ||
| He got suspended for four fucking years because they found non-endogenous, exogenous testosterone. | ||
| Oh, endogenous is... | ||
| Human body producing. | ||
| They found... | ||
| They actually get it from wild yams, which is kind of crazy. | ||
| No shit. | ||
| Yeah, they make exogenous testosterone from wild yams. | ||
| I never heard that. | ||
| Yeah, it's like a wild... | ||
| I believe it's a Mexican yam. | ||
| Yeah, it is. | ||
| That's why Mexicans have so many kids eating those yams and fucking up a storm. | ||
| And starting cartels and doing, fuck out! | ||
| But yeah, so when I had Novitski on, who was the head of USADA, who was the guy who busted Lance Armstrong, he was saying that conceivably they might be able to get around this by developing testosterone of animal origin, like extracting testosterone from animals, which could be possible. | ||
| But right now, that's theoretical. | ||
| But we know that they can find out whether the testosterone that's in your system is exogenous or endogenous based entirely on the carbon isotope profile. | ||
| So they do these carbon isotope tests and then they can find out if it's from the wild yams or if it's from a human being. | ||
| With carbon, you measure all kinds of shit. | ||
| I might have butchered that, obviously, because I'm a moron, but I'm pretty sure. | ||
| Not as much as that chick in that clip. | ||
| Yeah, well, that chick is a guy. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| And a liar. | ||
| And who's trying to justify what they're doing, dominating a woman's sport, with their goofy fucking rainbow glasses on, that they're not just cheating. | ||
| Because what they're doing is cheating. | ||
| And what he's doing is being a little fucking cheating supporter by letting this person say these lies, which he as a fucking man knows isn't true. | ||
| Well, okay, this is what I find unbelievable. | ||
| So she just said some bullshit about, well, there's no study that shows this net. | ||
| So you know all this shit about testosterone. | ||
| I saw the footage of how it works out in the thing. | ||
| We don't have to talk about none of that. | ||
| You won. | ||
| You beat everybody. | ||
| I'm watching you like Captain America running around the black guy on the track in the second one. | ||
| Are you like, whoa, how'd that guy beat that black guy that bad? | ||
| Like, what? | ||
| Is everybody fucking crazy? | ||
| We don't need to get into none of it! | ||
| You just happen to be a woman and be the best ever. | ||
| I go full force. | ||
| The best move you can make is to be fully into it. | ||
| And I say the Women Plus community, it's about time. | ||
| Leave those losers in your wake. | ||
| Dude, I find it hilarious. | ||
| This is the most thing that has made me snap over the last couple years. | ||
| This is the thing? | ||
| Well, no, this thing. | ||
| This is the thing? | ||
| Not this specific thing. | ||
| But you. | ||
| You've been snapping. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| You've had a lot of things that made you snap. | ||
| I don't think you can narrow it down. | ||
| I mean what snap... | ||
| No, I can. | ||
| I can pinpoint it. | ||
| I can fucking pinpoint it. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And when I say snap, I mean, I'm not on any side of left or right, and I'm not voting for president, and I don't believe in any of it. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And I went back, my black friends in comedy in New York, although I haven't talked to God for yet, I apologized to them personally for dismissing their conspiracy shit. | ||
| Every black guy conspiracy that I was told, that I went, I apologized to them. | ||
| Like which one? | ||
| Oh, when I see Godfrey, I tell him, because Godfrey used to come on race wars with me and Sherrod, and he'd go, yeah, they want to put black men in a dress. | ||
| And I would go, nobody twisted Flip Wilson's arm. | ||
| And little did I understand, of course they do! | ||
| They want to put everyone in a dress, except women! | ||
| I'll give an apology, because they want everyone emasculated. | ||
| But not very many white men. | ||
| It's way more black men. | ||
| If you think about the number of black men. | ||
| Whoever scares you the most. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Put them in a dress. | ||
| That's why The Rock has to be in a 2-2 at some point. | ||
| Brock Lesnar. | ||
| Put Brock Lesnar in a dress. | ||
| Right. | ||
| If he wants to be in the movies, he should do that. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Because you're scary. | ||
| Oh, he's a nice man. | ||
| Not as scary. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And especially these feminine men that sound like New York Times reporters are the ones who are putting together these films. | ||
| You know, it'd be great. | ||
| Put The Rock in a 2-2. | ||
| Get his toes done. | ||
| Get his toes done. | ||
| Get a mani and a penny. | ||
| So much of that is that, by the way. | ||
| No, that up talk. | ||
| Well, basically, it was Violet. | ||
| Here's my advice. | ||
| Here's my basic advice. | ||
| When anyone is talking about anything important, and they talk like this, don't listen. | ||
| It means they're not sure what they're saying is real, so they're hedging their language? | ||
| Unless you're, like, deep in tech. | ||
| Unless you're a programmer and you're basically talking like people down here say y'all. | ||
| If you live in Boston, you got a Boston accent, that's you. | ||
| Okay, you're just trapped. | ||
| You know who that guy is? | ||
| On Twitter, he'll say y'all. | ||
| Hey y'all! | ||
| D.I. D.I. But he's not from the South. | ||
| They don't want to say guys. | ||
| Gay guys can say y'all. | ||
| Not that one. | ||
| Whereas a straight guy who's in a football, who lives in New York, they don't say y'all. | ||
| Hey, y'all want to go get a fucking pizza? | ||
| Do you just want to get pizza? | ||
| You say yous. | ||
| Yous. | ||
| Yeah, but you don't say y'all if you're a straight guy in New York City who's like from Long Island. | ||
| Maybe for a joke. | ||
| Who wants to go get pizza. | ||
| Y'all want to get pizza? | ||
| Like, what? | ||
| Y'all. | ||
| Who the fuck are you? | ||
| You don't say that. | ||
| Is that appropriation? | ||
| Gay guys allowed to appropriate Southern culture. | ||
| I've yet to say y'all unironically. | ||
| I've been here for four years. | ||
| They're the fashion segment on our human centipede that is our country, so of course they digest it and then shit it into your mouth. | ||
| All the ladies in my family have adopted y'all. | ||
| I find it too preposterous at 56 years old to step in and change my vernacular. | ||
| This is exactly what I was complaining about is what you just said right there. | ||
| You're just gonna start saying y'all. | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| They like it. | ||
| They like saying y'all. | ||
| It's fun for them. | ||
| They like being Texan, so it's cool. | ||
| I don't have a problem with it, but they're also not on television. | ||
| Talking about Gaza. | ||
| Y'all need to understand that there are tunnels under all of those hospitals. | ||
| Y'all need to know. | ||
| Y'all need to come up out of them tunnels, first of all. | ||
| Yeah, like, how about you tell Hamas enough? | ||
| That was the thing that drives me the most crazy when people talk about, you know, well, Hamas is doing this and Hamas is doing that. | ||
| These people, they voted in Hamas. | ||
| These people are the poorest of poor, deprived of sanitation, education, proper hospital care, food. | ||
| What the fuck are you talking about? | ||
| How are they going to rise up? | ||
| Just run out and get shot en masse until Hamas runs out of bullets and then you bludgeon them to death with rocks? | ||
| What are you saying? | ||
| The voting for Hamas, by the way, they forced a vote there. | ||
| They're like, you have to have a democratic process. | ||
| And then they voted for Hamas the same way Fatah became a party. | ||
| So they voted. | ||
| Then they go, you voted wrong. | ||
| We're putting you in a concentration camp. | ||
| And so, okay, why did you have him have a vote if there was a... | ||
| It's like voting for Trump. | ||
| Trump is Hamas here for like Keith Olbermann kind of people. | ||
| Trump is... | ||
| Voting for Trump is voting for Hamas. | ||
| It was in 2016. That's why they've been punishing us with shitty movies because they're like, you're Hamas. | ||
| What? | ||
| Punishing us with shitty movies? | ||
| Yeah, everybody in 2016 when they were like, we need to destroy all masculinity on this planet in all of media because you are Hamas, frankly, all of you, for voting Trump. | ||
| I want to thank them for that because it really made my ratings go up. | ||
| Because it was like a bottleneck. | ||
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You couldn't be a guy! | |
| That's what the hatred is. | ||
| That's part of it. | ||
| It's foolish. | ||
| It's so foolish. | ||
| It's threatening to people. | ||
| It's only threatening to morons. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| All different perspectives are only threatening to morons, unless those people with that different perspective are trying to control your life or trying to fucking cheat and pretend that they're a girl and dominate girl sports. | ||
| It just takes rainbow glasses, all you gotta do? | ||
| Yeah, rainbow glasses and you're in. | ||
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I extra believe you because you have- With your jacked arms. | |
| How much can that dude deadlift? | ||
| That dude looks like a house. | ||
| Does that dude still have a dick? | ||
| That's what I want to know. | ||
| Which is the most crazy one? | ||
| I hope so because... | ||
| That is the most crazy one that they can have sex with women and claim they're a woman. | ||
| His girl dick? | ||
| His girl dick. | ||
| His sheenest. | ||
| And then go into the locker rooms and wave that dick around everybody's face and everybody's fine with it. | ||
|
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What's the problem? | |
| It's a woman. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm more than fine with it. | ||
| Bro, I had no idea this was even going down until I criticized that fighter, that Fallon Fox fighter that fought twice without telling women that she was trans. | ||
| It's like a dating... | ||
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Twice! | |
| It's like how on a dating service, you're not supposed to say, you're like, can you tell me if... | ||
| Dude, it's the same, yeah. | ||
| I saw comics arguing that. | ||
| Yeah, you shouldn't have to tell people. | ||
| Like, what the fuck are you saying? | ||
| You should have to tell people if you owe taxes. | ||
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You should have to tell people everything. | |
| You should have to tell people everything. | ||
| If you're getting involved with a woman, and you're really into her, and she's really cool, and let's say you make 150 grand a year, you're doing great. | ||
| And you find out this lady is like $90,000 in debt to the IRS. You're like, what? | ||
| And you're thinking about getting married. | ||
| You're like, do I take that on? | ||
| Why are you so in debt? | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| I feel like it's a scam like I got played if I found out some shit like that. | ||
| I don't think I should have to tell a woman that I'm married. | ||
| But if you're a guy and you find out that this person that you're falling in love, you're thinking about having a family with, and God, she's so cool, and then you go, oh, you have a dick? | ||
| That seems like you should tell people that. | ||
| Yeah, well, Jerry Springer tried to handle those disputes back in the day. | ||
| My favorite one is there's this trans guy with a hijab on. | ||
| He says, people are saying, why are you cosplaying? | ||
| I am not cosplaying. | ||
| Cosplaying is when you're pretending to be something you are not. | ||
| I am a Muslim woman. | ||
| That's why I am wearing the traditional Muslim. | ||
| And then there's this like lady, this Middle Eastern lady goes, I will pay for a one trip round first class ticket for you to go there. | ||
| You won't need round trip because you're not coming back. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| You know what it is? | ||
| It's like you should have gone with more burqa, dude. | ||
| Put a full burqa. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Cover the whole deal. | ||
| Because that's like an elegant wearable pronoun with no surgery. | ||
|
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Right. | |
| Well, the full deal. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And you're like, oh, that's a woman. | ||
| And you're like, does she have a dick? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I'm not her husband. | ||
| Either way, at the end of the day, you're flying off a fucking roof. | ||
| Like, this thing, this is a game that you can only play in America. | ||
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Right. | |
| You try playing that in these countries that you support Hamas? | ||
| Do you really? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Yeah, we support Hamas. | ||
| Go over there. | ||
| Go over there with these fucking rainbow shirts on and watch what they do to you. | ||
| Like, what are you fucking saying? | ||
| Go to most parts of... | ||
| You saw Bruno, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| He almost got beaten to death for walking around all gay in that Hasidic area. | ||
| And he tried to go provoke... | ||
| In Syria, like Islamic terrorists by being Bruno, and he would show them gay porn, and they would go, oh, John Kiriakou tells a story. | ||
| He was a consult. | ||
| They would go, oh, that is no good. | ||
| They'd put on their glasses, these, like, old-ass terrorists. | ||
| He'll go an extra mile to find the people for the thing. | ||
| And they'll look, and they'll go, no, that is no good. | ||
| When he went to Israel, that dude never breaks character. | ||
| He had to break character to tell the yeshiva students, hey, no, I'm Sasha Cohen, so they didn't beat him to death. | ||
| So, like, anybody trying to... | ||
| Look, the gay thing, attaching it to a cause, is the same as if you're... | ||
| My friend's an animator, and the animators union has declared a position on Gaza. | ||
| That's to break their union, to attach it that has nothing to do with you... | ||
| We're queers for Palestine. | ||
| I almost think it's an op or something because that's deliberately attaching something that is... | ||
| Don't attach your cause. | ||
| BLM. We support Hamas! | ||
| They were very forthcoming right in the beginning. | ||
| And a bunch of dippy liberal Jews gave them money, didn't you? | ||
| And they told you they liked Hamas, but just now you're mad. | ||
| You just now figured out because you don't listen to people. | ||
| So, like, every cause, it's important. | ||
| Oh, that is important. | ||
| Your gay cause, it should be its own thing. | ||
| Don't try to attach it to a thing that's not local with you, that is a bunch of people dying. | ||
| That's a really important thing on its own. | ||
| But that's how people think, is you try to, like, how we do laws, you know, you put earmarks. | ||
| Don't try to earmark other people's fucking rights thing with your rights. | ||
| Supporting Hamas is insane. | ||
| Well, then why do people do it? | ||
| Supporting Palestine is insane. | ||
| Yeah, right. | ||
| That's the crazy thing that Dave Smith told me about. | ||
| It's not top secret. | ||
| Not only that, is it not top secret that people were in the streets of Israel protesting hundreds of thousands of people in the streets for months before October 7th? | ||
| That's why I say, read Israeli news. | ||
| He was about to be out of office. | ||
| It just shows you how segmented all this shit is because it used to be that woke included any form of anti-Semitism. | ||
| You're exactly fucking right. | ||
| October 7th was when woke ended. | ||
| It was October 7th. | ||
| Because that's when a bunch of people found out that what Whoopi said was right. | ||
| White on white violence. | ||
| They're like, oh, I thought I was... | ||
| Jon Stewart's a classic, like, oh, we should be together. | ||
| We're like, no! | ||
| No. | ||
| And they told you in BLM times, by the way, if you paid attention, but you dismissed them because you're like, you don't let... | ||
| I'm telling you, that was the end of it because now a bunch of... | ||
| All this woke shit, you know, people go to the left and I don't believe we... | ||
| I think it's a puppet show. | ||
| I don't think we have any real thing besides the corporation... | ||
| But they would push this shit like we're all in this together. | ||
| And then that's when you start seeing the Instagrams of like, I stood with immigrants because blah, blah, blah. | ||
| I stood with BLM and I stood with gays. | ||
| And now I stand alone because I am a Jew. | ||
| Did you see that? | ||
| Getting passed around? | ||
| And that's the moment when I knew right there. | ||
| It was like, oh, that ADL piece of shit was shocked. | ||
| You're not going to back us up all the way on this thing? | ||
| We followed you on all your crazy shit. | ||
| What? | ||
| ADL thing with who? | ||
| The guy from the ADL was furious on October 7th when they went on Warpath because the Wokies weren't supporting Israel. | ||
| The ADL supported that kind of bullshit we just watched. | ||
| They supported that. | ||
| They supported BLM. So now this is how you repay us by not going along with everything we're doing? | ||
| So that's why I'm saying woke died on that day. | ||
| It should have been dead a long time ago. | ||
| People understand that it's just crazy now. | ||
| It's just tribal. | ||
| It's very tribal. | ||
| Even in the right, look what's going on with Candace Owens and Ben Shapiro. | ||
| Like, what did she say? | ||
| I want to know what she was fired for. | ||
| Because was it criticism of Israel? | ||
| Was it, I mean, did she show that Edward Snowden video that he put up on Twitter that shows them drone bombing those kids that are those men, I should say, unarmed people that were walking towards the rubble that clearly weren't causing any danger to anybody? | ||
| Yeah, right. | ||
| They just bombed them? | ||
| Yeah, no, it's your duty. | ||
| It's just like for Biden or whoever you like, you're supposed to cover up for them. | ||
| But the whole thing is like they're always saying they're only targeting Hamas and everybody else is a casualty. | ||
| Well, if those guys are just unarmed civilians and they're walking alone, that's what they appear to be. | ||
| Dresden. | ||
| And you just blast them from the sky with robots. | ||
| This is the tragedy of war. | ||
| Yeah, this is insane. | ||
| And no one knows what to think now, because if you can't talk about that, if you can't say that's real, then you're saying that genocide is okay as long as we're doing it. | ||
| That is what we're saying. | ||
| And if you're saying that from a perspective of someone who literally went through the Holocaust, or your people, your tribe, went through the fucking Holocaust, and now you're willing to do it? | ||
| I hope the irony's not lost on you. | ||
| It's so nuts. | ||
| It's so hard to imagine that someone... | ||
| Where a culture, like a country was like officially founded in what, 47? | ||
| 48. 48? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Officially founded. | ||
| So that's so recent. | ||
| And you guys are willing to do what was done to you that led you to believe that you needed to start your own country? | ||
| You're willing to do that at least on a small scale in Gaza. | ||
| Like there's nothing left. | ||
| If you see the videos, let's see some recent footage of Gaza. | ||
| Have they stopped bombing? | ||
| I know people are calling for ceasefires. | ||
| Well, you know what I think is going to help? | ||
| In San Francisco, the city council all got together with masks on, and they voted on a ceasefire. | ||
| And then they all danced. | ||
| Yes, they won. | ||
| The ceasefire passed. | ||
| The ceasefire passed, which is really important. | ||
| And when it passed, they were all these fucking freaks with blue hair all dancing around with masks on. | ||
| Please show that, because it's one of the most wonderful things on the internet. | ||
| These people are swimming in a sea of human shit. | ||
| With needles flying by like logs on a raging river. | ||
| With the wrong kind of mask on. | ||
| Everyone's in a tent. | ||
| Robberies are out of control. | ||
| The fucking stores have all moved out of your town. | ||
| And what'd you vote on? | ||
| You vote on a ceasefire in Gaza. | ||
| You gotta see it, though. | ||
| You gotta see it. | ||
| Watch. | ||
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| Okay, it's so preposterous it must be readily available, unless the Google is trying to hide the truth. | ||
| You know what it reminds me of? | ||
| It reminds me of how our own government, instead of fixing any of this, just gave all our money to Ukraine. | ||
| It's very similar, the concern for somewhere else that's not your immediate area, you should probably clean your room, like Jordan Peterson says. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| America, how about we clean our room? | ||
| How about you clean your fucking room, bitch? | ||
| There's people all over the fucking floor like... | ||
| Well, how about when Xi Jinping came to San Francisco and they did clean it? | ||
| Can he come more often? | ||
| They did clean it. | ||
| Hey, can you get an apartment there? | ||
| If Xi Jinping got a penthouse in San Francisco, it would clean up the whole problem. | ||
| Hey, buddy, when you coming back? | ||
| What a baller Xi Jinping is. | ||
| He can force the enemy to clean up their horrible city. | ||
| Look at these freaks! | ||
| Look at these freaks! | ||
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But look at them all dancing around! | |
| They all have masks on! | ||
| Look at these fucking crackpots! | ||
| Those are the right masks. | ||
| Yeah, the fucking K and whatever the fuck they are. | ||
| Look at these fucking people. | ||
| They're literally insane. | ||
| All of them mentally ill, wearing masks. | ||
| But those liberals, they're fucking blue to the death. | ||
| They're in a full-on suicide cult. | ||
| They've watched the decay of their city and they like it. | ||
| They're happy. | ||
| Until they get personally attacked, and then they wake up. | ||
| But until they get personally attacked, they are all in on equity, and look at all these fucking freaks. | ||
| They have the Palestinian traditional scarves on and shit. | ||
| These people are such crackpots. | ||
| Look at all the dead eggs, and that's just the guys. | ||
| Well, how many of those guys are guys? | ||
| I mean who knows what's going on with that? | ||
| We got three generations for it's those big-head gray aliens that's if you're wondering what are they turning into? | ||
| I wonder how many trans men become conservative They start juicing them up with testosterone because you know what these fucking guys are making a point You know, it is all about discipline and hard work. | ||
| I wonder what the political leanings of trans men are. | ||
| A comment on the video says they're covering their faces on purpose so they don't get identified. | ||
| Oh, shut the fuck up. | ||
| Those people wear those goddamn things everywhere. | ||
| And why kill the fun, Jamie? | ||
| Why even pull that up? | ||
| Why even inform me of the truth? | ||
| These people made a difference. | ||
| Can we celebrate it? | ||
| I'm trying to have a biased worldview like the New York Times. | ||
| Just in a different direction. | ||
| Should I cut my subscription off? | ||
| I want the world view I'm entitled to. | ||
| Listen, don't show up wearing scarves to be paid attention to and then want to cover your face, you fucking coward. | ||
| That's part of the problem. | ||
| That's part of the problem is everybody wants to be performative, but nobody wants to take the heat. | ||
| Put your fucking face out there, goddammit. | ||
| This is nonsense. | ||
| And people should know that you're a nonsense person. | ||
| But they do know, because they know that San Francisco is imploding. | ||
| So you know just by watching the city. | ||
| That's why they moved there, so they could fucking be a nonsense person. | ||
| Well, they probably were there forever. | ||
| There's a lot of people that have been there forever. | ||
| But then there's also benefits to living there if you're a homeless person. | ||
| They actually pay you money. | ||
| They pay you money. | ||
| There's a lot of services. | ||
| There's a giant goddamn industry that's involved in homeless, and that's one of the things that Coleon Noir uncovered on the show. | ||
| It's not Colin? | ||
| Well, his name is Collins. | ||
| His real name is Collins. | ||
| Coleon. | ||
| Coleon is his Instagram. | ||
| Oh, I didn't know that. | ||
| So anyway, he went to San Francisco, and he was like, what is it, a funding issue? | ||
| Like, what's going on? | ||
| He's like, this is crazy. | ||
| And one of the people he was talking to was a lawyer, and he's a lawyer as well. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| And so when the guy was talking to him, he was saying, no, no, no, you don't understand. | ||
| It's a scam. | ||
| There's a giant industry and there's all these people that make hundreds of thousands a year working in the homeless department. | ||
| They don't want to clean up the homeless. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Their jobs go away. | ||
| And if they're the only people in charge of cleaning up the homeless, it's basically like those Boeing mechanics that get to sign off on their own work. | ||
| Like, oh yeah, it's great. | ||
| I did a great job. | ||
| Oh, I didn't know that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's why fucking blades are crashing out of the sky, kid. | ||
| But that's what the whistleblower thing was all about. | ||
| That's what the whistleblower was insinuating, was that they have done a horrible disservice by not having safety inspectors instead of letting the mechanics sign off on their own work. | ||
| They're trying to save money and cut corners. | ||
| And by doing that, he's saying this is super fucking dangerous. | ||
| And he was saying all these problems that they found with planes. | ||
| And then he decided that what he had done was so horrible that he needed to leave this earth. | ||
| He felt guilty for being a snitch. | ||
| Yeah, he also disparaged a great company and definitely wasn't killed. | ||
| My grandfather worked for them. | ||
| He definitely wasn't killed. | ||
| No, well, people, a lot of suicide. | ||
| Sorry, I've been sniffling. | ||
| Yeah, that one was a fun one, that story. | ||
| That's an important suicide. | ||
| Like, if you're going to commit suicide, definitely do it before you testify. | ||
| Well, you know, remember the guy that figured out how they were bringing crack into the hood, just as the rappers said, and he shot himself twice in the head because he felt so guilty? | ||
| No, you're conflating a few things. | ||
| You're thinking about... | ||
| Gary Webb, no? | ||
| Oh, that's Gary Webb. | ||
| I was talking about Michael Rupert. | ||
| He was another one. | ||
| Oh, oh, no. | ||
| Yeah, well... | ||
| He was the guy that... | ||
| But Gary Webb did that as well. | ||
| But Michael Rupert was actually a Los Angeles narcotics investigator. | ||
| And he's talking in the assembly. | ||
| That's the guy who says that. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It was on C-SPAN, right? | ||
| Yeah, well, I'm talking about Gary Webb because we had a quote from him. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| Gary Webb was the guy who shot himself in the head twice. | ||
| It happens. | ||
| Well, if you do it once, you probably should finish the job. | ||
| If you fuck up, you blow the top of your head off, you're like, oh my god, I'm still alive. | ||
| I do a starter shot to see if I like it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then I see if I want to go all the way. | ||
| Because first of all, you know how hard you get knocked out if you shot yourself in the head? | ||
| It's not like you're just going to be fine. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I would never do that. | ||
| Well, he goes, here's a quote where he goes, I realized when he was reporting on that story, I had never reported anything important in my entire life until that because when that happens when you shoot yourself twice in the head that means you did report on a real thing and sometimes you had no idea over and over I hear from people like Jay Bhattacharya the doctor where they find something wrong and they think everyone's gonna be happy they found the problem you know because this is important and no it's bad for business just like the | ||
| homeless thing you said that's everything Everything is incentivized to keep the thing going. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| It's all about money. | ||
| And that's the number one curse of our culture and humanity. | ||
| But it's also like the thing that makes people want to fight against it, which makes good people rise up. | ||
| So you got like a bunch of factors that are happening at the same time. | ||
| And it probably forces more of these good people to be more good and more just because they realize like, hey, there really is evil in the world. | ||
| You know, it's God's angels for sure. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| God's anvil to hammer you out on. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's almost like you need something. | ||
| I think there's always been something that people have been battling against. | ||
| There's always been evil and good, at least in some sense of it. | ||
| It gets so confusing when the good does evil to justify fighting the evil. | ||
| It's like, okay, well, what are you? | ||
| Are you in a rush to kill Hamas? | ||
| Will you have to kill everybody else, too? | ||
| Just truth and lies. | ||
| Just tell the truth. | ||
| Because good and evil, I mean... | ||
| I believe in those things abstractly, but it's such a vague thing to say. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Depends on what side you're on. | ||
| There's apparently radically different views on what constitutes that, like that poor woman who's being persecuted in sports that you attacked earlier because of your phobia. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| That was evil. | ||
| That's evil. | ||
| You should feel ashamed that you said that she can't... | ||
| Look, like I said, right now it's gotten so crazy that all you gotta do is just not think about how will the... | ||
| Am I being a loose cannon by just pointing at the thing that's in front of my fucking face? | ||
| Right. | ||
| Just do that! | ||
| Everybody could just start by doing that. | ||
| By not... | ||
| You know? | ||
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Don't... | |
| All my friends... | ||
| Back when, uh... | ||
| The thing is that all these DEI scores that these corporations have, this is a giant percentage of the population that's under Sauron's eye all day long. | ||
| It's called slavery. | ||
| It is kind of a form of mental slavery. | ||
| You could always quit. | ||
| It's not real slavery. | ||
| It's the credit system. | ||
| But there's something about it that's so creepy. | ||
| They're enforcing, for the first time in the history of our culture, they're enforcing an ideology on the masses. | ||
| And they're changing our definitions of what's acceptable and what's not acceptable, including men competing against women. | ||
| And they've dabbled in minor attracted persons. | ||
| They're dabbling in people who are two-spirit or elf-kin or fucking... | ||
| They're dabbling in the most extreme weird stuff just to sort of like prime you and get you ready for furries. | ||
| Furries are fine. | ||
| I will never accept them. | ||
| Never. | ||
| Well, furries are having a good time and they're dressing up like chipmunks. | ||
| I'll tell you what, when Duncan and I did a podcast as furries, I got my respect for the furry community because it's hard to keep those things on. | ||
| I can't imagine fucking with those things on. | ||
| It gets hot. | ||
| And this is a cool studio, you know? | ||
| The temperature's controlled. | ||
| It's so gross. | ||
| You put that thing on, dude, and you get claustrophobic. | ||
| You know what a diaper furry is? | ||
| Yeah, they shit. | ||
| That's the lowest form of furry. | ||
| Oh, the regular ones shit in litter boxes, right? | ||
| No, I hunt them, so I'm going to tell you what to look for. | ||
| You'll smell them coming. | ||
| Now, Joe, I have a job, as you know, turning off people's smart houses for being racist. | ||
| So the way I see it, it's a good thing. | ||
| Wanna hear a furry story? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So this is a two-parter. | ||
| No, but yes. | ||
| So one, I will tell you, I know. | ||
| One, we were in Pittsburgh for UFC, and we just randomly happened to get there on the day there's a furry convention. | ||
| So as we are driving- What are the odds? | ||
| Crazy odds. | ||
| As we're driving from the airport, I'm in the rental car going, what the fuck is going on, dude? | ||
| Why are there so many mascots? | ||
| No. | ||
| You didn't know what furries were? | ||
| No fucking idea. | ||
| No idea. | ||
| So finally we get to the hotel. | ||
| The hotel bar, the manager guy, explains to us, there's a furry convention. | ||
| What year is this? | ||
| You guys got lucky quite a few years ago. | ||
| What a way to find out. | ||
| At least, I mean, it's probably in the neighborhood of 20 years ago. | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
| The UFC popped in 2005. It was probably after that. | ||
| Any diapers? | ||
| No, I think I might be off. | ||
| Maybe 15 years ago. | ||
| Anyway, quite a while. | ||
| At least a decade ago. | ||
| A long time ago. | ||
| I'm not that hip on furries. | ||
| I didn't understand. | ||
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You should not be. | |
| You absolutely shouldn't be. | ||
| I get there and the guy tells me that he had a request for someone to put a litter box in the hall. | ||
| He goes, first of all, he goes, you're really lucky you guys made reservations in advance because everything is sold out because of the furry convention. | ||
| And I'm like, what? | ||
| So he explains they all want their food delivered in bowls on the floor and these people are all furries together in this one hotel. | ||
| So they're acting out. | ||
| They're in the lobby together. | ||
| They're all furries. | ||
| Everywhere we go, there's furries. | ||
| They're sicker than Cosby. | ||
| It was fun. | ||
| I mean, they're nice. | ||
| I don't care if you dress like a fucking squirrel. | ||
| The bowl thing is you gotta participate in my weird act. | ||
| Well, it's a request. | ||
| You know, you put the food in the bowl, I'm paying money. | ||
| You know I'm a freak. | ||
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Just pay me. | |
| I'll do it. | ||
| I'll put it on the ground. | ||
| I'll give you an extra 20. Yeah. | ||
| But he told me that they wanted to put a litter box. | ||
| One of the guys requested a litter box in the lobby so that they could piss in it. | ||
| He's like, no, you can't have a fucking litter box. | ||
| There's like sanitation issues. | ||
| But he's like, dude, it's so crazy. | ||
| So anyway, years go by. | ||
| And I'm hanging out with a friend of mine in Utah, in the mountains, elk hunting. | ||
| And he tells me that his wife is a teacher at this school and that one of the parents had requested putting a litter box in the girl's bathroom because the girl identifies as a furry. | ||
| Or a cat or whatever. | ||
| So I go, what? | ||
| Are you fucking serious? | ||
| So I talk about that on the podcast. | ||
| And then people call bullshit. | ||
| They say there's no evidence. | ||
| There's no evidence. | ||
| But the attack, the amount of people that were calling bullshit was crazy. | ||
| And they were angry. | ||
| And it got connected to trans stuff. | ||
| So somehow or another, me telling a story my friend told me that his wife told him about this public school that she worked at in Utah where they were saying that a mother was requesting a litter box. | ||
| Stochastic terrorism is what you did. | ||
| So I go back to him and I say, okay, listen man, I need to know. | ||
| Ask your wife what actually happened. | ||
| So the wife didn't work at that school anymore because it was a year or so ago. | ||
| Or maybe even more. | ||
| So anyway, the wife says, what I recall was that a mother had requested that a litter box be installed in the girls' room. | ||
| And I said, was a litter box ever installed? | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| Or I don't know. | ||
| Okay, well that's it. | ||
| But the idea that people wouldn't want to shit in a litter box if you're dressing up like a furry, why is that so far-fetched that everyone's so angry? | ||
| It's not far-fetched. | ||
| And saying that I'm pumping out misinformation when I talked to a fucking manager of a hotel who told me personally he got a request to put a litter box in the lobby during a furry connection. | ||
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Because it's true. | |
| That's why. | ||
| The truth. | ||
| But why are they so aggressive about that one? | ||
| That seems so weird. | ||
| I don't care if you want to wear a fucking chipmunk outfit and have sex with each other. | ||
| Have a good time. | ||
| If that's what you're both into, who cares? | ||
| For the same reason. | ||
| But why is it weird? | ||
| Are you saying that there's no kids out there that are so mentally ill that they want to use a litter box? | ||
| Because I don't think you're right. | ||
| No, I'm saying shut up about it. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| Don't talk about it. | ||
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Right. | |
| I'm transferring them to another parish. | ||
| But I don't think you're right. | ||
| And I don't think anybody would be willing to say that there's no one out there who's not mentally ill enough to want to use a litter box. | ||
| Because of course there is. | ||
| There's a spectrum of mental illness. | ||
| Well, I'm saying it's not mentally ill. | ||
| It's fine. | ||
| It's fine. | ||
| Do you understand the depth of what... | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Well, that's what gets really weird about the whole minor attracted persons thing. | ||
| They're trying to slip that in as an identity. | ||
| And people say, why are you talking about this? | ||
| This is not real. | ||
| No, it is real. | ||
| You have to understand it seems so crazy. | ||
| It seems crazy to me. | ||
| I don't want to bring it up. | ||
| I don't want to talk about it because it makes you look like a fucking loon. | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| But it is real. | ||
| And there's recordings. | ||
| There's video of... | ||
| Politicians expressing how we have to recognize their identity as minor attractive persons. | ||
| I won't look at it. | ||
| I've seen it. | ||
| It's infuriating. | ||
| And it's the same kind of people that you expect to be using those New York Times Instagram videos. | ||
| When they're talking about the story they're covering. | ||
| It's the same kind of people. | ||
| It's cult members. | ||
| When you said you could imagine what they look like, it reminded me of back when... | ||
| Remember all those famous nudes came out on the fappening, it was called? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| On the news. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So I was watching... | ||
| Some video came on my stream on YouTube about it, and I... And I'm looking and they're talking about, you know, they hacked and got their stuff and their communications. | ||
| And then immediately the guy, like the one guy that got arrested, he looked so much like what I imagined. | ||
| He looked like an AI read my mind and drew him on the screen. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| The big thing is, uh, autism is apparently the biggest, is huge. | ||
| And, uh, so shit like furries. | ||
| And there's all these malleable people that are like, they're real smart about like making like lists and iceberg lists of shit. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But they're like two dimensional, like sailor moon brain. | ||
| That's why I asked you, this is old, this reverence. | ||
| But Chris Chan, have you not? | ||
| Ken Burns documentaries about it. | ||
| That guy, or he's a woman now, but... | ||
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What are you talking about? | |
| You went in 30 different directions. | ||
| What is Chris Chan? | ||
| What? | ||
| It's the most documented human ever, ever. | ||
| Never heard of him, right? | ||
|
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No. | |
| This is such an old-ass reference. | ||
| If somebody was younger, they're like, yeah, I know about Chris Chan. | ||
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Do you know about Chris Chan, Jamie? | |
| I can't say I've never seen the picture, but I don't really know the reference now. | ||
| I'm looking at... | ||
| Okay, so what is the story? | ||
| It's too long to get into, but just I'm going to say he is, or you should look it up yourself. | ||
| There's like a genius. | ||
| Gino Samuel, this guy Jibby. | ||
| Great documentaries. | ||
| He's the singularity. | ||
| The thing that Ray Kurzweil would talk about in the future when our technology and we merge and whatever. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That guy or woman, he's the fucking singularity. | ||
| That's where it goes. | ||
| And so all the things you're talking about- Singularity of woke. | ||
| Singularity of technology and humanity. | ||
| It's like this weird, autistic, always online fusion that shapes your... | ||
| But you gotta begin with the right clay, which is someone autistic, not being raised right. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| And every phase of it you can watch. | ||
| And at some point, someone told him that you can't... | ||
| Dude, it's unbelievable. | ||
| I know exactly what you're talking about. | ||
| It sounds crazy. | ||
| Somebody convinced him you can't be held responsible for your personal actions if you transition. | ||
| Because he's doing wild shit over, like, Sonic's arm color being changed. | ||
| Like, really out of control. | ||
| I can't even... | ||
| You gotta just see it yourself. | ||
| And so now, I'm just gonna cut the end. | ||
| He ended up raping his senile mother and going to jail. | ||
| Here's where the story ends. | ||
| It's like an inverse Jesus. | ||
| Instead of coming out of a virgin, he rapes his senile mother. | ||
| He's the singularity. | ||
| That's what it is. | ||
| Remember how they promised? | ||
| Oh, it's going to be amazing. | ||
| You're not going to die. | ||
| Even in Black Mirror, you'll be stored in a hard drive and live your best lesbian life. | ||
| No, that's not what's going to happen. | ||
| It's going to be this slow... | ||
| Just a person who is not, they're not all there, and they can be conditioned into anything by outside influences. | ||
| Right, and here's the question. | ||
| What contributing factors are leading to an increase in the amount of people that are autistic? | ||
| Anime. | ||
| Starbucks. | ||
| I got one word. | ||
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Anime Starbucks. | |
| What is it? | ||
| What are the factors? | ||
| How much of it is environmental? | ||
| How much of it is people having kids at an older age? | ||
| Do you think it's like the Michael Keaton Batman when the Joker talks and people would die laughing and then Batman figured out it's not the makeup or the shampoo or the something. | ||
| It's when you use combinations of them. | ||
| Yeah, it's probably a combination. | ||
| So I guess it's like that. | ||
| Yeah, it's probably a combination. | ||
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I'm not a doctor. | |
| It's definitely probably a combination. | ||
| But it seems like some medications seem to cause it. | ||
| And no one wants to say that. | ||
| And it's fucking bananas to watch people do mental gymnastics for pharmaceutical drug companies just to sort of substantiate and validate their own decisions that they've made. | ||
| Joe, I know... | ||
| Instead of just looking at it. | ||
| In New York, I met three people, three adults, That all told me they were the first kid ever to be prescribed Prozac. | ||
| Three of them. | ||
| It could be any of them. | ||
| Yes, they all look like Woody Allen, even the chick. | ||
| You know who told me he was on Prozac from the time he was a little kid? | ||
| Henry Rollins. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He was just fucking... | ||
| They had him on Prozac when he was really young. | ||
| And I think they kind of cooked him. | ||
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I thought he was on Ritalin. | |
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| What's the difference between Ritalin? | ||
| Ritalin is more of a speed. | ||
| You're right, Jamie. | ||
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That's Adderall. | |
| Thank you. | ||
| Ritalin is basically Adderall. | ||
| It's the same kind of thing. | ||
| That's the ADHD thing. | ||
| Prozac is you're depressed, right? | ||
| That's an SSRI or something. | ||
| I don't think it's an SSRI. Is Prozac an SSRI? It's the one before Paxil, which is not the... | ||
| Look... | ||
| Give it to your kid. | ||
| They can't do something. | ||
| Princess Leia loved Prozac so much that she wanted to be cremated and then put into an urn that's shaped like a Prozac pill. | ||
| Was she just being funny? | ||
| I think she was being funny. | ||
| That was very funny. | ||
| So selective serotonin reuptake. | ||
| So it is. | ||
| So that's Prozac. | ||
| That's the term. | ||
| Fluoxetine. | ||
| So that is Prozac. | ||
| So it is an SSRI? Why does the Prozac one make people more silly, though? | ||
| It seems to make people more speedy. | ||
| It does? | ||
| Yeah, I know a few people that have been on that one. | ||
| That one makes you a little speedy. | ||
| Where you're like, whoa, what's going on? | ||
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I don't want to mention names. | |
| They get a little speedy. | ||
| But the Ritalin one is like straight up speed. | ||
| But the kids on it? | ||
| That's what Rollins was on. | ||
| Yeah, dude, the kids on it. | ||
| I got a friend that is from Georgia. | ||
| He's a little kid, okay? | ||
| He was put on 60 milligrams of Adderall a day as like an eight-year-old. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Do you know how, I mean, that is like... | ||
| That's so high. | ||
| That seems so crazy. | ||
| Dude, the panic attacks I've had from very small amounts of Adderall. | ||
| A little kid, that must have... | ||
| And he, like, you know, he's a real aversion to any of that kind of shit because of... | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Because he's like, who's the guy Johnny Depp played? | ||
| He's like Whitey Bulger. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They tried out drugs on him and now he hates all drugs. | ||
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That's sick. | |
| Whitey Bulger was a part of the Harvard LSD studies, wasn't it? | ||
| Yeah, isn't that weird how all these things are odd, isn't it? | ||
| I forgot about that Whitey Bulger was a part of that. | ||
| Yeah, all these major people were. | ||
| You know how they say extraordinary claims? | ||
| You need extraordinary evidence? | ||
| Okay, I agree with you. | ||
| At this point, it would be extraordinary evidence. | ||
| To claim that they're not lying to you all the time. | ||
| And that thing you're talking about where people don't even want to talk. | ||
| Don't even talk about that someone asked for a litter box. | ||
| Don't you know we're at war and there's a war on us so we gotta overlook this? | ||
| No, this is before the war stuff. | ||
| This is quiet. | ||
| But they were just saying I was a liar. | ||
| Like, look. | ||
| I didn't lie. | ||
| I told the story that my friend told me, that his wife told him. | ||
| I did never suspect that it was going to get the reaction that it got, though. | ||
| What do you think they look like? | ||
| And that it got connected to trans stuff. | ||
| I think they look like New York Times reporters. | ||
| But it's not, it's, the thing is, it's like, that it got connected was so odd. | ||
| Like, what are we saying here? | ||
| We're talking about a person that thinks they're a cat. | ||
| Are you allowed to do that now? | ||
| Like, what do you, what do you, what are we sneaking the door in on? | ||
| James Lindsay, you know, he's got good videos about, because I didn't go to school to learn these important concepts, and so queer theory... | ||
| Oh, I've seen these. | ||
| So he has a great thing that explains it, the whole point of it, and you could kind of tell what the deal was. | ||
| The point of queer theory was not, it's against being gay or trans. | ||
| The point of queer theory is to destroy the concept of normal expressly in it. | ||
| We're oppositional to normality. | ||
| So that's why you hear, like, that's heteronormative. | ||
| That's why they're saying gynophiles instead of you're straight. | ||
| What a downgrade! | ||
| It is right out of the Orwell playbook to change the definitions, change the words. | ||
| It's right out of the book. | ||
| He didn't write it as a playbook. | ||
| Everyone is, but everyone's following it. | ||
| But everyone is just completely pretending that that doesn't exist. | ||
| Well, just important people with good jobs. | ||
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Gynophiles? | |
| A bunch of gynophiles. | ||
| There's a men's health article. | ||
| But gynophiles second- Gynophiles! | ||
| Wait, there's two. | ||
| Imagine thinking that the majority of the population has a mental illness. | ||
| Oh, that didn't take long. | ||
| That didn't take long, did it? | ||
| Oh, gynosexual, gynosexual, and gynophile. | ||
| Hilarious. | ||
| And there's dispute over what it means. | ||
| Are you gynophile? | ||
| Are you fucking fascist? | ||
| Ew, you're crazy. | ||
| Ew, ew. | ||
| Ew, he's a gynophile. | ||
| See, there's file on it. | ||
| Imagine if it got to a point where you weren't supposed to tell someone if you're a guy or girl. | ||
| You're supposed to figure it out in the bedroom, and it was like a surprise. | ||
| Like, oh, a dick. | ||
| Oh, I hate this. | ||
| Yay. | ||
| This is what a pussy is? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Looks like someone put an M80 in a cat's asshole. | ||
| Oh, that too. | ||
| The fake ones. | ||
| But you wouldn't have to do that if you just keep your dick. | ||
| If you could keep your dick and still be 100% a woman, I think we'd have less of those surgeries. | ||
| We can. | ||
| That might be the best way to stop those surgeries. | ||
| Because they'll stop you from orgasming. | ||
| So I have two friends that have transitioned. | ||
| But back in the day, my friend in Art Institute, because everybody, oh, what, are you going to cut your dick off? | ||
| And my friend was like, no, most trans do not do that because exactly what you just said. | ||
| It's new. | ||
| This is new where you get the bottom surgery, which I got to warn everybody, they haven't perfected it yet. | ||
| If you want to not know some shit, you think a cat litter box at schools is a disturbing request to know about? | ||
| Look up the maintenance of that shit and maybe just think about keeping the dick like the classic trans way. | ||
| This is an autistic thing. | ||
| You've had people unexplained it. | ||
| Yeah, Abigail Schreier. | ||
| Never mind people's sexuality, besides that queer theory bullshit. | ||
| It's surgery. | ||
| The ethics of plastic surgeons, like what they did to Michael Jackson and Madonna's faces, imagine that on your kid's dick or their tits. | ||
| They're not going to think your kids any differently than they think of some lady who's getting their sixth nose job. | ||
| Yeah, it's yes and. | ||
| They improvise. | ||
| Yes and, get another one. | ||
| Oh, you need that. | ||
| We're not going to wait. | ||
| We're not going to wait until you go to puberty. | ||
| They got the ethics of veterinarians. | ||
| We don't want you going through puberty. | ||
| Like, we don't want... | ||
| There's no evidence. | ||
| How the fuck do you know? | ||
| You don't even know this kid. | ||
| We'll find out. | ||
| The whole thing is so insane, and when the lawsuits start rolling in... | ||
| That's like, one of the things that's interesting is like, New York Times started... | ||
| Writing articles about detransitioners. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| And that's when it's getting serious. | ||
| When these people feel like they have to step up and make articles about detransitioners. | ||
| That's running a sinking ship. | ||
| That's the rats fleeing the sinking ship. | ||
| I never said you should do that. | ||
| Someone online, I forget who it was, commented on Twitter, this is because the trial lawyers are now getting involved. | ||
| Finally! | ||
| Yeah, but that's probably the only thing it's going to take... | ||
| Also, their kids got, you know, like that one chick from the New York Times, her kids developmentally slowed from masking, and she was a big-time shut-up, shut-up. | ||
| She was a big Xi Jinping about things. | ||
| Lina Nguyen? | ||
| Is that what you're talking about? | ||
| Yeah, and then she goes, oh, it affected you. | ||
| Like, when Dick Cheney realized that Lesbianism's cool because he had a lesbian daughter. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| But not only that, but then she started talking about how there's real evidence that most of the people that died and that they were called COVID deaths are not from COVID. Yeah. | ||
| We knew that a long time ago. | ||
| But she was talking about it on CNN. They were like, what are you saying? | ||
| She goes, I estimate the death to be about 30% of what the reported death rate is. | ||
| Like, you're supposed to have had, at this point, if you're following the science and not doing it, 10 shots by now. | ||
| Is it 10? | ||
| It was 8 when I was making fun of this months ago, and now it's 10. Imagine if you're really updated. | ||
| How many people are actually updated? | ||
| We should bring them in here. | ||
| Their probably teeth are falling out, their fucking eyes are glowing. | ||
| How much time do you have left? | ||
| Do you have track marks from vaccines? | ||
| You have like literal pink eye. | ||
| You're fucking hemorrhaging inside your eyeballs. | ||
| How many shots, if you're current with your COVID vaccine, how many shots would you have received if you started getting them in, what was it, July of 2020? | ||
| Good luck with that search. | ||
| Whatever fucking year it was. | ||
| Was it 2021? | ||
| When did they start rolling them out? | ||
| Not soon enough. | ||
| It wasn't 2020. You didn't need to take all that time with the testing. | ||
| We'll try it. | ||
| Well, the best one was the ones that they released, the bivalent ones, where they didn't have any human testing. | ||
| Well, I guess they actually did, didn't they? | ||
| Turns out it doesn't work at all. | ||
| Not only does it not work at all, it actually works worse. | ||
| Well, good thing you can't sue. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Hey, good thing you can't sue the one drug. | ||
| They're probably more honest because you can't sue. | ||
| Isn't that weird? | ||
| Isn't it weird that you can just lie to people and you could force people to take things and then you could hide the side effects and you can't sue them? | ||
| That seems... | ||
| I don't want to say it seems corrupt because that seems like I'm out of line. | ||
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Yeah, that would be wrong. | |
| You'd be way the fuck out of line. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's like saying somebody asked for a litter box at their kid's school. | ||
| Yeah, that's out of line. | ||
| Shut up, bro. | ||
| It's out of line. | ||
| There's no way they would do that to you over and over and over and over and over and over again. | ||
| And you keep falling for it like fucking Charlie Brown going for that football with Lucy. | ||
| I'm not smart. | ||
| I'm that Charlie Brown stupid. | ||
| How do you still take the kick now at this point? | ||
| Goddammit, you tackle Lucy. | ||
| Like, I don't... | ||
| Take her out. | ||
| When are you gonna do what Allah commanded us to do? | ||
| Allah does not allow Lucy to play games with you. | ||
| You're supposed to be able to beat her. | ||
| You look at her with her uncovered hair pulling a man's football away. | ||
| Allah is a sign of the fucking feminism rise. | ||
| Or rather, Lucy is a sign of the feminism rise. | ||
| Allah does not want that. | ||
| If Lucy's like dominating Charlie Brown, Allah would not be into that. | ||
| I think Allah just wants balance. | ||
| For sure, but he definitely wouldn't want Lucy kicking Charlie Brown's ass. | ||
| I mean, that would be... | ||
| Get the fuck out of here with that. | ||
| This bitch needs to be put in her place. | ||
| What was Charlie Brown's crimes, though? | ||
| It depends what he had done. | ||
| Good point. | ||
| Charlie Brown was an infidel. | ||
| So that might be, like, the worst punishment we have for you? | ||
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Yeah, just be humiliated by a woman. | |
| Maybe it's perfect. | ||
| A woman's gonna laugh at your dick. | ||
| Maybe it's perfect. | ||
| It's just... | ||
| I'm concerned that it seems like all this stuff is accelerating to some sort of a boiling point. | ||
| Do you love it? | ||
| You wanna know why? | ||
| Why? | ||
| Because my girlfriend's like 10 or 12 years younger than me, so she sounds like hopes and shit. | ||
| But now when the bombs hit, I did drugs and drank and smoked for all these healthy motherfuckers. | ||
| You're going to die right with me. | ||
| Oh, did you try to extend your life? | ||
| We're all going together! | ||
| I barely wore a condom. | ||
| That's what you're happy about? | ||
| That you fucked your life up, so it's fine? | ||
| In fact, if it doesn't end, I'll be like, oh shit, I should have handled my life better. | ||
| Well, there's a lot of people that live like that, right? | ||
| If the apocalypse never comes. | ||
| Like, shit, all these preppers. | ||
| We're in it now, dude. | ||
| Goddammit, I spent all my time canning peaches and shit. | ||
| No, be nice to them because pretty soon... | ||
| Yeah, they'll be the only ones. | ||
| They're going to be the people that have the ability to generate power with the sun. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They figured out like zero point energy in their backyard while you're sticking around with string theory. | ||
| People don't understand like power's only going to do you so good if society goes down because there'll be no more communication. | ||
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Right. | |
| That's the great... | ||
| Like what we are now is we're electronically connected to everybody. | ||
| So you know how to get places... | ||
| You know what's going on. | ||
| You know the news. | ||
| You know the weather. | ||
| You know the fucking highways. | ||
| You got a map. | ||
| I think I do. | ||
| If you have a cell phone that works, and you're in a car, and you are traveling in this country, you have an incredible resource. | ||
| And then all of a sudden, that's gone. | ||
| And you don't know where the fuck you are, and no one has a map, and no one knows how to read a map, even if you fucking had it. | ||
| And now, all of a sudden, the world is a mystery again. | ||
| Just like it was in the 1800s. | ||
| The world's a mystery. | ||
| Everything over that hill is, who knows? | ||
| It could be hostile Indians. | ||
| Who fucking knows? | ||
| I feel like it's like that with all of the stuff. | ||
| What in the fuck can you trust? | ||
| Every time I find out a new thing, Like I have to have like a period of PTSD time, right? | ||
| There's a possibility of finding out my point is if all that shit goes down It's not gonna matter if you have power because you're not gonna have any communication all it's gonna be gone Everyone within one generation is gonna be a fucking moron again No one's gonna have any idea of what they're gonna have stories about what society used to be like yeah And then, look, we have stories now from my generation of what it was like growing up with an answering machine. | ||
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We had an answering machine. | |
| People would call and they'd leave a message. | ||
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It was crazy. | |
| And you could call your own house and listen to the message. | ||
| It was wild. | ||
| I had a pager. | ||
| What is it? | ||
| The Old West? | ||
| I had a pager. | ||
| Joey Diaz had a pager forever. | ||
| He got a phone later than anybody. | ||
| Dude, Jimmy had a show in Palm Springs, but it was at a movie theater. | ||
| You know how movie theaters will have... | ||
| Yeah, yeah, like comedy nights. | ||
| And I'm in there, and I'm like, wow, this is like what, after the apocalypse, this is what this will be used for. | ||
| The place with the old movies will just be a guy. | ||
| And then... | ||
| Yeah, with a solar-powered microphone. | ||
| It felt like I was at the end, like, oh, we had the apocalypse and this is how we're getting by. | ||
| Dude, you gotta realize, like, before Google, before internet searching, you had to take people's word for shit, you know? | ||
| People would just tell you things, you'd be like, what happened? | ||
| Like, imagine you with your conspiracies, but existing pre-internet. | ||
| Like, do you don't even know what happened to Haiti? | ||
| Do you know what we did in Haiti? | ||
| Like, everybody was like, what? | ||
| This fucking Kurt's crazy. | ||
| You know what's fucking sad, dude? | ||
| Like, first of all, we haven't even gotten to my conspiracies. | ||
| Like, my conspiracies. | ||
| What's the big one? | ||
| My biggest one? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Do you have a biggest one? | ||
| I 100% believe, Eric, the Raytheon whistleblower that came out during the little titty peak of UFOs we had over the summer, when they announced UFOs are real. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Which is fucking crazy, by the way. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I mean, yeah, I know you would give a shit or, like, friends would, but it's not enough information. | ||
| It's really annoying, the amount of teasing of it. | ||
| But meanwhile, the Titanic submarine imploded around the same time. | ||
| Everybody knew that. | ||
| You'd be like, oh, it's a distraction. | ||
| No, that's horseshit for nerds. | ||
| A distraction is the Titanic submarine story or putting a butter dick on the Bud Light can. | ||
| That's a quality America distraction! | ||
| Okay? | ||
| Like... | ||
| This stuff, they got you... | ||
| Just like Haiti. | ||
| Haiti and UFOs, you're programmed not to care. | ||
| You're going all over the place. | ||
| Raytheon UFO, that's what I asked you about. | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| Raytheon? | ||
| The dude I was texting you about. | ||
| Which one? | ||
| Eric Hecker, the guy that came out in the Raytheon that said in Antarctica. | ||
| Right, you gotta tell people what the fuck you're talking about. | ||
| Oh, I'm sorry. | ||
| The people that are listening have no idea what you're talking about. | ||
| Yeah, I thought this was just that we're hanging out, not doing a show. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's okay. | ||
| I'm just trying to get you back on track. | ||
| Someone's gonna clip it. | ||
| So this guy is the... | ||
| This is the guy that was on the Sean Ryan show, right? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So he's talking about how he was a... | ||
| I guess he was a fireman out there and... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He lives in Alaska. | ||
| And he was saying there's direct energy weapons. | ||
| Oh, you have a lot of physicists on the show, so I follow a lot of that. | ||
| So I already knew about the Ice Cube neutrino detector just from following science channels. | ||
| Let's listen to what he says, because it sounds so kooky. | ||
| Are we allowed to? | ||
| That was the whole podcast. | ||
| I'm looking for the clip, I think. | ||
| Oh, that was the whole podcast? | ||
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Yeah, I think that. | |
| Okay. | ||
| But anyway, it's interesting because I'm listening to the guy talk. | ||
| There's a TikTok video. | ||
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Well, this is still four minutes long. | |
| Okay, but just give us a little something. | ||
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Third-party contractor for the National Science Foundation. | |
| I function in a dual-role capacity as a tradesman and a firefighter. | ||
| My responsibilities required me to be more informed than most of my crew and offered me complete access to the facilities. | ||
| What I learned from this unique experience needs to be shared with the entire world. | ||
| The technology at the South Pole Station certainly can do what it has presented as its primary purposes, and unfortunately, much more. | ||
| The IceCube neutrino detector It's presented as a passive listening device for the purposes of the science as presented. | ||
| But I'm going to skip right through the chase, folks. | ||
| I have provided documentation that proves that the 5,160, what they call DOMS, that are embedded in the ice can actually transmit at 2,047 volts each. | ||
| That gives us a long list of things to consider. | ||
| It is effectively a multi-faceted directed energy weapons platform that I will list rapidly a few things that it can do. | ||
| Vehicle detection. | ||
| We're learning that these off-world craft, on-world craft, ours or other nations are also emitting neutrinos. | ||
| So this makes the South Pole Station effectively an air traffic control station for this new level of equipment that nobody's discussing. | ||
| In addition to the ability to detect neutrinos and the exotic vehicles, I have provided documentation that shows that this is also a system for faster-than-light communications. | ||
| In the past, Gary McKinnon has hacked NASA, found the off-world fleet, the list of captains, and it's apparent that if we have faster-than-light vehicles moving throughout the system, we're going to need faster-than-light communications. | ||
| This is that facility. | ||
| Unfortunately, I have other bad news. | ||
| The season that I was there, 2010 to 2011, we converted from construction to operations and maintenance in both the elevated station and the detector array. | ||
| Unfortunately, when they first fired it up, that was when we had the earthquakes in Christchurch, New Zealand. | ||
| There's two incidental shots before they were able to target it correctly. | ||
| This is an earthquake generating device as well. | ||
| This is the weapons of war that we have to deal with now and what Raytheon's hiding. | ||
| No. | ||
| Remember Havana Syndrome? | ||
| So if it's a neutrino detector and a neutrino projector, don't neutrinos just... | ||
| No, they're not projecting them, I don't think. | ||
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| What is it projecting then? | ||
| It's extreme frequencies, so like ELF and all that shit. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| So it detects neutrinos and then it projects something else, so it has a different thing it does? | ||
| It can be used for many applications. | ||
| So the detector detects neutrinos. | ||
| That kind of makes sense. | ||
| Like, why would you give a fuck about... | ||
| But here's the question. | ||
| Like, why would you give a fuck to spend so much money to detect neutrinos in space? | ||
| But if you say, oh, well, these UFOs emit neutrinos. | ||
| Like, oh. | ||
| And you could eventually use them. | ||
| Because otherwise, you have to be able to track something that instantaneously appears and disappears. | ||
| Air traffic control for UFOs makes sense. | ||
| The legit, when I'd watch about Ice Cube when it first came out, nothing with this. | ||
| The reason it caught my interest was, but for some reason, there's neutrinos that are coming out of the Earth and not from space. | ||
| So I'll remember these little details, and every day is like goddamn Kaiser Soze, I figured out. | ||
| I thought neutrinos just go right through everything. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Look, I don't know how that would be. | ||
| When a neutrino interacts with the Antarctic ice, it creates other particles. | ||
| In this event graphic, a muon was created that traveled through the detector almost at the speed of light. | ||
| The pattern, the amount of light recorded by the ice tube sensors indicate the particle's direction and energy. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| So I get how you'd be interested in finding out the rays from space and what's going on. | ||
| But also, if they've got a dual purpose and you actually know that this can detect whatever the fuck these things are, what do you think those things are? | ||
| And do you think that... | ||
| What it's detecting? | ||
| No. | ||
| The UAPs. | ||
| UFOs. | ||
| Do you think that a lot of them are ours? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| A lot of them, right? | ||
| I'm sure a lot of them are ours. | ||
| But maybe some of them aren't. | ||
| Where will we get that technology from? | ||
| Right. | ||
| Where will we get that? | ||
| Right. | ||
| But the tic-tac thing is so boring, but it's a fascinating topic. | ||
| Those things appearing back in the 50s, we didn't invent that in the fucking... | ||
| Whenever they first saw them, we didn't... | ||
| The thing is, when you have that guy that first started calling them flying saucers because they were skipping across the sky, no one had that technology back then. | ||
| No one had the technology to fly something at insane rates of speed, incredible maneuverability that's shaped like a disc. | ||
| That didn't exist. | ||
| So at some point in time, it wasn't ours because we had propeller planes. | ||
| The idea that we had these weapons of war and our weapons of war were propeller planes that we would open up the bottom of it. | ||
| It's basically like a reverse convertible and just drop a bomb out of it. | ||
| That's when they could look down. | ||
| You could literally, you go, you would just like figure out, drop it now. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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| Boom! | ||
| We just save a bunch of Nazis just to figure out how to get beyond that, you know? | ||
| But let's say they did find something that wasn't us. | ||
| Do you think they'd tell you about it? | ||
| Or do you think they'd hide it for, I don't know, 80 years? | ||
| Like, the JFK files are 60 years? | ||
| You see what Trump said about the JFK files? | ||
| No, what? | ||
| He was talking to, what's that guy's name? | ||
| Napolitano? | ||
| Oh, yeah, yeah. | ||
| And he said, he goes, why did you break that promise? | ||
| Yeah, why? | ||
| And he goes, if they showed you what they showed me, you wouldn't tell anybody either. | ||
| I didn't see that. | ||
| That's what Trump said. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I didn't see that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's what Trump said to that judge. | ||
| There's only one reason to hide it. | ||
| The CIA killed Kennedy. | ||
| No shit! | ||
| There's only one reason. | ||
| And probably not just the CIA, probably the mob, probably a bunch of people, probably... | ||
| A lot of motive. | ||
| A lot of motive. | ||
| A lot of people wanted him gone. | ||
| They did not like him in Dallas. | ||
| When he came to Dallas, like, Dallas was a red state, a red city and a red state, and they did not like him. | ||
| He wasn't liked by everybody. | ||
| This idea that he's liked by everybody, that's now that he's murdered. | ||
| Yeah, right. | ||
| Everybody loves you after you get murdered. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Can you imagine if Obama got murdered, how much they would love him now? | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| We were looking at Trump and then Biden, this fucking bumbling old dead man. | ||
| We'd look back at the days when our president was like well-spoken and... | ||
| We'd be so pumped. | ||
| This is a silly place. | ||
| We live in a silly place. | ||
| The silliest place. | ||
| Yeah, well, that's a crazy thing. | ||
| I didn't know he said that. | ||
| I'm going to go find that clip. | ||
| That's what he said. | ||
| And doesn't that read... | ||
| Doesn't that register? | ||
| Like it has to be something that's so egregious that you would realize like this would throw the whole country into disarray. | ||
| We would completely lose trust in what I think is necessary. | ||
| I think the CIA is necessary. | ||
| I just think they're out of control. | ||
| I think the FBI is necessary. | ||
| I just think you're not supposed to fucking Who's enjoyed, man? | ||
| How many people did you have in the fucking ground on January 6th? | ||
| Tell us that. | ||
| No, I can't. | ||
| But I think for legitimate crimes and dangerous fucking terrorists, that shit's important. | ||
| Because sleeper cells are fucking real. | ||
| They knew that something was going down in Russia, and they tried to tell them. | ||
| They tried to warn them. | ||
| Stay away from any mass gatherings. | ||
| The United States. | ||
| The United States intelligence agencies were aware that something was going down in Russia. | ||
| Yeah, I'm sure they were aware. | ||
| But they warned them. | ||
| They did. | ||
| I'm sure that's what that was. | ||
| But listen, the point is, that can serve a function. | ||
| You do need some sort, like, this guy from the CIA was on Schultz's podcast. | ||
| Yeah, I don't like that guy. | ||
| Wait, his hair? | ||
| What is it? | ||
| He's the cool CIA guy. | ||
| Okay, I'm glad you said the hair. | ||
| Right away, I'm like, what are you doing? | ||
| Yeah, he looks like he's from old school. | ||
| He's the Dominican kid from old school, the young one with that same hair. | ||
| But I'm watching him on, I think it was Lex First? | ||
| Yeah, it was Lex First, yeah. | ||
| And he goes, yeah, you know, they all tell you this great story of how they look for people who are sociopaths. | ||
| And he goes, they don't like me to say this, but I feel more comfortable around gangsters and something. | ||
| And I'm like, so here's, I'm naive, as I said. | ||
| And I go, well, I know why they don't want you to say that, because it sounds like you're a criminal like a gangster. | ||
| But that's not why. | ||
| So he looks cool for the kids because it's recruiting season all the time. | ||
| It's the, ooh, I'm a cool Grand Theft Auto and look at my dumb fucking hair. | ||
| That's what the fuck that is. | ||
| I don't know why. | ||
| You got mad. | ||
| Look at you. | ||
| Because that thing of warning them, dude, the spin of that story. | ||
| Let me get to what I'm saying. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So what he was saying was there's sleeper cells in Chinese communities. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I forget which guy on Schultz's show brought that up. | ||
| And he asked him, and then he was like, yes, it's true. | ||
| And they're like, what? | ||
| He's right? | ||
| This is real? | ||
| And that Chinese nationals will embed themselves in these... | ||
| Expat cultures. | ||
| They're not expats. | ||
| He explained it on the podcast. | ||
| What's it called when you have a culture that is essentially they only speak Chinese, they hang out with only Chinese people, they're in a Chinese village that's inside of a city? | ||
| There's a term for it. | ||
| But there's a term for that, and he was saying that we would do that. | ||
| If there was something like that that existed in a foreign country, of course we would do that. | ||
| We'd embed our intelligence agents into that country. | ||
| It's a responsibility. | ||
| That's the only way you find out what the fuck is going on. | ||
| So, of course, China's doing that. | ||
| Oh, you don't think they're coming at us with balloons? | ||
| They're doing that too. | ||
| I don't believe for two seconds that that was a spy balloon. | ||
| I think they're doing that too. | ||
| I think they're doing that right. | ||
| Well, the crazy one was the fucking drones. | ||
| I don't believe it at all. | ||
| Did you hear about the drones at the bases that were happening for weeks? | ||
| No. | ||
| Did I send it to you the other day, Jamie? | ||
| Do you have it? | ||
| Do you want me to send it to you again? | ||
| This is something Melissa Chen sent me. | ||
| There's apparently a fucking shit ton of drones that were hanging around this base for weeks and They didn't know who was look at this mysterious drone swarmed Langley Air Force Base for weeks dude weeks the unidentified drones were such an issue that assets were called in from Around the government including a NASA WB-57 high-altitude jet So they're trying to figure out what the fuck is going on. | ||
| If we're at some weird stage where they start implementing these things that we've been calling UFOs, that maybe at least some of them are controlled by someone that's a human being. | ||
| I think many of them are. | ||
| Yeah, but if they're that level where they can just, like, buzz around Air Force bases and no one can catch them and no one can stop them and no one knows what the fuck they are. | ||
| First of all, you know, Raytheon is a weapons company that's in Antarctica. | ||
| They're just a big concern for science. | ||
| Yes, they're just a concern for science. | ||
| Listen, this is a neutrino detector, which is really important. | ||
| As someone who loves science and talking to scientists, I support Raytheon's desire to not just create weapons but also do well for humanity. | ||
| Touché, sir. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I support they're getting young women into STEM fields. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I support that. | ||
| And trans women. | ||
| And I caught Rachel Maddow's speaking engagement there about how we need to shovel money into Ukraine. | ||
| And I accept and believe it. | ||
| And that's right. | ||
| Ukraine. | ||
| What a conspiracy to say that wasn't going to work out. | ||
| What a crazy conspiracy to say... | ||
| They haven't been winning. | ||
| They would be better off... | ||
| They would have more if we didn't do fucking anything. | ||
| They'd be way better off than they are now, which is fucked. | ||
| Dude, I want to do a reality show with Conor McGregor and Zelensky just doing coke together in a mansion. | ||
| Zelensky's going to try to fuck Conor. | ||
| It's going to not work out. | ||
| Zelensky's going to try to suck his dick. | ||
| It's going to hit him. | ||
| Oh, he'll kill him. | ||
| Just one little thing. | ||
| The Haiti shit... | ||
| Like a lot of people say if you bring up anything with hey like oh this conspiracy That's the saddest fucking shit in the world there. | ||
| There's no conspiracy about it's all shit. | ||
| It's fucking crazy That's what again don't tell me how bad Putin is after what you guys did to fucking Haiti the whole time they were so mad And Tucker for going and talking to Putin and making him a human. | ||
| People were so mad. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Which shouldn't you at least, if you want to decipher what they're saying, shouldn't you at least listen to what the enemy, supposed enemy, whatever it is, leader of this country that's invading Ukraine has to say? | ||
| Shouldn't you want to listen to what he has to say? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Even if what he's saying is a lie, you should be able to have experts analyze what he's saying and say, this is not factual. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| This is the true reason why he attacked the NATO intrusion into specified areas that they had forbidden. | ||
| That's not true. | ||
| And here's how we can show. | ||
| But they don't want that. | ||
| Yeah, but they don't want to hear what he has to say. | ||
| Okay, so I'll be the fucking dipshit from CNN or whatever. | ||
| Yeah, but a qualified person should middleman this information and do, like, you know how we want Twitter to censor more? | ||
| Not some jerk like Tucker Carlson. | ||
| It should be Christiane Amanpour. | ||
| And then it gets filtered. | ||
| Oh, that's a great point. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I'm sorry, that's a number. | ||
| Don Lemon should be the one talking to him. | ||
| And then they should go over it before you see what Putin had to say. | ||
| Don't give him a platform. | ||
| Don't platform him. | ||
| Can you imagine sending Don Lemon to talk to Putin? | ||
| I'm just thinking about it. | ||
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| If Elon's listening, Elon. | ||
| Can you imagine if Don Lemon could talk to Putin in Russian so he could badger him the way he badgered Elon? | ||
| I can't imagine Russian. | ||
| I can imagine him doing the same interview he did with Elon Musk to Putin. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| And I would love to see that. | ||
| Well, if they did it over Google Translate, so that they could do it like with them Samsung phones, so they could translate it. | ||
| Have you seen those Samsung phones that translate it instantaneously? | ||
| The Samsung Galaxy S24 Ultra is this fucking amazing new phone that has AI built into it that allows you to translate things in real time. | ||
| So if you have Galaxy earbuds in and you're listening to someone talk in German, it'll translate it into English in your fucking ear in real time. | ||
| And it'll also translate on an app where one side of the screen, the screen's cut in half, one side of the screen's facing you, the other side's facing me. | ||
| You speak to me in Farsi, it translates it to English in writing. | ||
| And then I speak in English and it translates it into Farsi. | ||
| Question. | ||
| Is it, uh... | ||
| Better than Google Translate's job of translating other languages? | ||
| I think it's a little more sophisticated because it's built into the phone. | ||
| And it's an AI feature that's built into the operating system. | ||
| It's like they're the first company. | ||
| Samsung and this phone in particular is the first company to... | ||
| Not just use AI for photos, because it uses AI for photos as well, but it also uses AI to make like a synopsis of a website. | ||
| So if you go to a website and you say, give me a summary of what this website is saying, it'll break it down in bullet points for you. | ||
| And it'll do that with your notes. | ||
| So if you have notes, so you write a bunch of crazy shit in Samsung notes. | ||
| My manifesto? | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Or your set list. | ||
| And you say, hey, summarize this. | ||
| It'll summarize it. | ||
| It'll break it into paragraphs, parts that fit together, and things that make sense. | ||
| Oh, I'm curious to try it now. | ||
| My point is, they're getting to a point where Don Lemon really could have a fucking conversation with Putin in real time. | ||
| If they could do that Russian to English, English to Russian, and as long as there's someone there that stops World War III, as long as there's someone there that misinterpreted that word, that word means this, which means the opposite of that, it fucked up. | ||
| The AI didn't catch it right. | ||
| The last translation I tried to read? | ||
| That's why I bring it up. | ||
| Here's my number one conspiracy I'm emotionally attached to. | ||
| President Macron's wife is a trans woman. | ||
| I have to pee. | ||
| Let's come back and talk about that. | ||
| That's my favorite. | ||
| We'll be right back. | ||
| Maybe he can become white. | ||
| Sammy Sosa is becoming white. | ||
| No one cares. | ||
| I thought he achieved it. | ||
| He's basically more white than I am. | ||
| I used to have the whole bit about penis whitening, about Sammy Sosin. | ||
| Penis whitening? | ||
| Yeah, they do it by laser. | ||
| Do they really? | ||
| In Thailand, it was like... | ||
| They lighten your penis? | ||
| I hope it's not as big as it used to be. | ||
| Yeah, move over asshole whitening. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That seems... | ||
| They heard that's the best part of being white, the dick of it, and they were like, they want in. | ||
| They do it by laser, dude. | ||
| The great white whale. | ||
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Everybody wants a Moby Dick. | |
| The great white whale. | ||
| That's not it. | ||
| White Yeti dick. | ||
| Imagine if one of the blackest dick porn stars with those giant 14-inch dicks, one of those guys just decided to just whiten it up, whiten up the whole dick. | ||
| You know what that would be like? | ||
| A 14-inch dick white would be crazy. | ||
| If he did that? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Yes, it would be. | ||
| Who's that singer that she lost weight and everybody got really mad at her like she betrayed Fabio? | ||
| It would be like the turning on Adele? | ||
| Like, you whiten a 14-inch dick on Black History Month? | ||
| How dare you? | ||
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How dare you? | |
| That would be like, I bet you'd be a lot of backlash if I'm like, no, I just think it looks better. | ||
| The Sammy Sosa thing is wild. | ||
| He just looked so good when his skin was darker. | ||
| Like, I don't understand. | ||
| He looks so weird now. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Hey, you know who looks good? | ||
| My crone's wife. | ||
| Yes, that's what we're talking about. | ||
| So this story, even if McCrone's wife- This is why Candace Owens was fired. | ||
| Candace Owens alleges that McCrone's wife is somehow or another a biological man who transitioned at age 30 to become a woman, even if that's not true. | ||
| Macron's wife was 39. No, older. | ||
| When he was 15. I think that's the age. | ||
| He was probably 14, not 15, by the way. | ||
| So remember Mary Kay Letourneau and the Hawaiian kid? | ||
| Or the Samoan kid? | ||
| I found a picture of them. | ||
| So imagine that story where she went to prison for rape and then came out and married him and they had three kids and got a divorce. | ||
| Imagine if instead of that they ruled France. | ||
| That's where it ended up. | ||
| But that's the less crazy of the story. | ||
| Well, it's not, but yes, inoptically somehow. | ||
| But it's the less crazy, because the crazy version of the story is that it's actually a man. | ||
| That's the unacceptable part. | ||
| That's the part where they're going to sue, how dare you say, that our underage fucking rape marriage that is the president and first lady of France. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Don't add crazy shit to this. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Don't make her trans, you asshole. | ||
| This is the part that I love about the clown world Armageddon happening is the priorities are so cocked up in everyone's head because of changing markets, I guess. | ||
| I don't know what the fuck it is. | ||
| And the Antarctica beam. | ||
| The clown beam in Antarctica that has clearly been turned on as Eric is hooded. | ||
| Dude, that's the first thing when I heard it. | ||
| I'm like, wait, that's the least batshit part of the story is that there's a trans first lady. | ||
| But it's crazy because it's been hidden for so long. | ||
| But the most batshit part is evidently true, which is she was 39 and he was 15. If we're being... | ||
| Okay, the age changes. | ||
| Okay, look at this. | ||
| Okay, here it goes. | ||
| 40 at least. | ||
| It was the after-school drama club of La Cie, how do you say, La Cie La Provence that she and Emmanuel Macron first met. | ||
| She was in charge of the after-school theater club that he attended when he was 15, alongside her daughter Lawrence, who was in his class. | ||
| Cool. | ||
| Their relationship has attracted controversy as she is his senior by close to 25 years, and Macron described her as a love, often clandestine, often hidden, misunderstood by many, before imposing itself. | ||
| Oh, that's a very French way to talk about it. | ||
| Whoa, whoa, go back to that. | ||
| Don't go away. | ||
| Look how crazy that statement is. | ||
| A love, often clandestine, often hidden, misunderstood by many, before imposing itself. | ||
| Well, you were getting molested. | ||
| In 89, that's exactly what that is. | ||
| Yeah, he's Dennis Reynolds! | ||
| Yeah, this is so crazy. | ||
| In 89, Bridgette McCrone, then with her, however you say her maiden name, Azuzier, unsuccessfully ran for a seat in the city council of Truktersheim. | ||
| It was the only time she ran for office. | ||
| In 2017, Bridget McCann played an active role in her husband's presidential campaign. | ||
| A top advisor was quoted as saying that her presence is essential for him. | ||
| During this campaign, Emmanuel Macron stated upon his winning of the French presidency, his wife would have the role that she always had with him. | ||
| She will not be hidden. | ||
| Not good translating. | ||
| Why would you hide your wife? | ||
| He proposed creating an official first lady title as the spouse of the French president, currently holds no official title, coming with her own staff, office, and a personally allocated budget for their activities following Macron's election as president. | ||
| And his previously outspoken stance against nepotism, a petition against his proposal, has gathered more than 275,000 signatures, and the French government announced that Brigitte Macron would not hold the office title of First Lady and would not be allocated an official budget. | ||
| So they pushed back. | ||
| So, just the real facts of 39, 15, often clandestine, often hidden, but eventually imposing itself, like what? | ||
| She's married with three kids and raped a student. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Now, here's the thing. | ||
| Did the three kids come from her penis, or did the three kids come from her vagina? | ||
| So, if they didn't come from her penis, that means... | ||
| That she gave birth to them, which makes sense. | ||
| But if they came from her penis, if this is what Candace is saying, who gave birth to those kids? | ||
| If those are her kids... | ||
| She was the father of the kids, and the woman... | ||
| I don't even know the whole... | ||
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But is that... | |
| Where's the mom? | ||
| So that should be the easiest. | ||
| Like, this is the actual mom. | ||
| This is the person that you were married to and you had kids with before you became a woman. | ||
| That should be a person you could find. | ||
| I've not heard that though. | ||
| So if you're saying that she's definitely a man. | ||
| No, I'm not saying you are, but if someone is saying that. | ||
| I'm not saying you are. | ||
| I know you don't have a dog in this fight. | ||
| But if someone is saying that Macron is actually a man, that you have to... | ||
| If she has kids, and these are her kids, so you have to find who had the fucking kids with her if you're saying she's a man. | ||
| That's a big question. | ||
| Where'd that woman go? | ||
| She vanished? | ||
| She should still be alive if Macron's alive. | ||
| The woman she had kids with probably also alive. | ||
| The kids know that that's not their mom. | ||
| What are we doing? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| No, look. | ||
| Those are all valid questions. | ||
| I can't find the video anymore on YouTube. | ||
| This is how we got on this topic. | ||
| There's a link to all the compiled evidence over the years. | ||
| But where's the woman that made the babies? | ||
| Well, they were like, where's the husband that she had? | ||
| There's one picture got released. | ||
| They sued about it. | ||
| But there were no pictures of her for the first 30 years, except as a young picture. | ||
| Right, but she's 70. There's not a lot of pictures of me, and I'm 56. From your first 30 years of life? | ||
| There's a few. | ||
| But until cell phones came... | ||
| Well, I was also on television, right? | ||
| So I was also a comedian. | ||
| So there's more pictures and photos and videos of me than would be normally with most people. | ||
| But the pictures of me from the time I was young, there's only like a fucking handful of them. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I guess wealthy French people didn't take pictures. | ||
| But also, it's like a different time. | ||
| She's 70 years old. | ||
| Like, they had to do a photograph, like, and stand there. | ||
| I see what you're saying. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, it's like, there's not a lot of photos. | ||
| They weren't digitally, if they weren't, like, people say, where's the photos of Michelle Obama pregnant? | ||
| Like, probably in her fucking photo album. | ||
| Why would she put them online? | ||
| That's a crazy one to bring up. | ||
| But that's another one. | ||
| That one was like the first ridiculous one, the Big Mike one, which led to this Macron one, which seems to have way more legs. | ||
| The Macron one, yes. | ||
| The Macron's older. | ||
| Okay, I should say in this country. | ||
| I haven't heard about it. | ||
| In France, they've been talking about it since how long? | ||
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It's been a long time. | |
| Quite a few years. | ||
| How many years? | ||
| At least three. | ||
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There's been lawsuits. | |
| There's been all sorts of... | ||
| Yeah, it's... | ||
| It didn't just start like last month or anything. | ||
| Well, then Big Mike was going on a long time ago, too, though. | ||
| I didn't say it wasn't. | ||
| But you said this was going on before Big Mike. | ||
| I said it. | ||
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You said this was new after Big Mike. | |
| I did the misinformation of that. | ||
| But I think Big Mike was probably first, though, no? | ||
| Wasn't that... | ||
| Like, didn't... | ||
| Like, listen. | ||
| I'd never heard it. | ||
| Joan Rivers said that Michelle Obama was a man before she died. | ||
| Was that a joke? | ||
| I thought it was a joke. | ||
| I thought it was a joke, too. | ||
| But the way she said it wasn't, like, jokey. | ||
| She was, like, walking... | ||
| Oh, come on. | ||
| Everybody knows Michelle Obama's a man. | ||
| Remember that? | ||
| Yeah, like, would Big Mike kill you for that? | ||
| Well... | ||
| I think she died because she had a thousand plastic surgeries. | ||
| Yeah, she was going under. | ||
| She just sees these big black arms coming over her face. | ||
| Bro. | ||
| Oh no! | ||
| Whoever did Madonna's face was working on Joan Rivers first and perfecting the craft. | ||
| The face killer. | ||
| He got it. | ||
| He'll get you. | ||
| See if you can find Joan Rivers saying Michelle Obama's a man, the video. | ||
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Just hold it, mister. | |
| I was given a boarding pass with the wrong name on it. | ||
| I went through five different security passes, and then a woman at the gate, who will not look at my passport, who will not call Continental, who will not call for help, who will not recheck into their records, says to me, you cannot go on? | ||
| No. | ||
| She is a moron. | ||
| What? | ||
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What? | |
| That had nothing to do with that, Jamie. | ||
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Look what the title says. | |
| I know. | ||
| But that's not it. | ||
| What is happening? | ||
| That's the wrong video. | ||
| It's absolutely the wrong video. | ||
| Why would they label it? | ||
| But hold on, Jamie. | ||
| Jamie, there's a video of her and she's walking into her apartment building. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| This is the one. | ||
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We already have it with Obama, so let's just calm down. | |
| Got it. | ||
| No, Michelle is a trans. | ||
| I'm sorry, she's a what? | ||
| A transgender. | ||
| We all know. | ||
| Oh my gosh. | ||
| That's pretty funny how she said it. | ||
| Okay, we all know it. | ||
| So what year was that, Jamie, that she said that? | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| Well, let's see if we can find that. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Well, how soon before she died did she say it? | ||
| Well, I don't know. | ||
| And Boeing is a terrible airline. | ||
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It's a terrible company. | |
| Zelensky's a cocaine! | ||
| And Zelensky does coke. | ||
| And Israel's committing genocide. | ||
| Well, all the questions you said right at the top about, like, where's the woman? | ||
| There's a lot of math for this to work out. | ||
| Well, let's ask this. | ||
| This is how we can find out when. | ||
| When did she die? | ||
| 2014. Okay, so it was 2014. So it was 2014 that she did that. | ||
| So it had to be before 2014, because she was dead in 2014. So 2014 or before, she said Michelle Obama is a man. | ||
| So this is like 10 years ago. | ||
| Have you ever heard that before her? | ||
| I never heard it, no. | ||
| I didn't even hear her say that until years later, after she was dead. | ||
| The Obama being gay thing really shocked me because back in the day he was a Muslim and not from America, so the idea that he was secretly gay is so like, what? | ||
| Yeah, but you know that Muslims, particularly like in Afghanistan, there's like those clean-shaven boys that they pass around. | ||
| Yeah, the dancing boys in Afghanistan with the bells? | ||
| They do gay stuff. | ||
| So what does that mean? | ||
| He's a hardcore Muslim. | ||
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He's the Taliban. | |
| That guy that Tucker had on his show, that was so fucking bananas that he decided to do that. | ||
| The Taliban? | ||
| The guy that said he sucked Obama's dick on Tucker's show. | ||
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I took Obama, I took the crack money from him, then I sucked his dick, then I sucked his dick again. | |
| Like, what? | ||
| Yeah, it was pretty hot. | ||
| He was a young Obama. | ||
| It sounds like a hot porn of like, I was in town. | ||
| I go, you know a guy? | ||
| They go, yeah, that I know is a college student. | ||
| Hi, I'm a young Obama. | ||
| I'll do whatever, man. | ||
| Wasn't he like a senator at the time or something like that? | ||
| What was this guy claiming? | ||
| Was he a law student? | ||
| What was he claiming? | ||
| It was something funny to laugh at. | ||
| The only thing that's like a real undisputed thing was that news that came out. | ||
| Because Mike McCray lives down here and does a good Obama impression. | ||
| He called in and it had come out in his biography. | ||
| This is by some liberal college professor. | ||
| There's like a paperback of it or something where it's letters to his girlfriend he used to be with. | ||
| He used to be like this white girl in college, I guess. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And all these letters are like, I have sex all the time with men in my mind. | ||
| Because I'm trying not... | ||
| You didn't see that news? | ||
| Yeah, I did see that. | ||
| So there's a funny joke what Cray had is doing. | ||
| He goes, hey, look, I was trying to bang a girl with pink hair, did an art suit. | ||
| That's what you got to tell him. | ||
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| You want a bang girl with a nose ring? | ||
| You got to say, think about gay sex in your head. | ||
| So I laugh at the time, but then I think about it. | ||
| I'm like, I would never... | ||
| Who the fuck would write that? | ||
| Was he trying to break up with her? | ||
| This is how he tried to let her down before? | ||
| I'm really into guys in my head. | ||
| Like, take the hint. | ||
| Yeah, dude. | ||
| Dude, that's a crazy... | ||
| And then, so here's what happens. | ||
| Because the thing becomes hard to find, so what I was saying was, yeah, it's all crazy thing they're saying, but they've done such crazy things to counteract it that it makes you go, wait, is something... | ||
| You didn't think anything was there, but then the way they were actually like... | ||
| Wait, did you do something? | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| You could make it... | ||
| Tom Cruise, remember when he sued because people said he was gay? | ||
| Did he sue? | ||
| You don't remember that? | ||
| No. | ||
| He's not gay, by the way. | ||
| It made him look really gay. | ||
| Hulk Hogan, when his wife said he was gay with Brutus the Barber Beefcake, Hulk said, if I was gay, I'd celebrate it. | ||
| And he was dressed like he's clearly gay. | ||
| And he goes, I would celebrate it. | ||
| And it was, okay. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So, like, if you react to it in a way like that, and, you know, there's always, like, old money rich families that are unaccustomed to, like, anything less than full PBS respect. | ||
| And so they don't know how to react. | ||
| And it's like the old school way of dealing with problems. | ||
| That thing you said about being 70, I didn't even consider that, dude. | ||
| That's a great point. | ||
| How do 70-year-olds deal with scandal compared to now how you would deal with it? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And it's like the same techniques of covering up a UFO like they have to use to cover up their weird thing. | ||
| Well, this scandal is, first of all, it's real simple. | ||
| No matter what, even if you're just a woman, you're a pedophile. | ||
| Even if you're just a woman. | ||
| So that's one. | ||
| Number two is, very easy to find out if you're a woman. | ||
| We do a chromosome test. | ||
| I think I meant like in Crocodile Dundee, he just grabbed the chest. | ||
| Well, who knows what's going on down there. | ||
| But, very easy. | ||
| We can extract some DNA and we can find out if you're a man or a woman. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's very easy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Now, if you have... | ||
| I take less evidence even. | ||
| XY chromosome... | ||
| You're a fucking guy. | ||
| Here we go with the conspiracies. | ||
| Oh, this is your conspiracy talk now. | ||
| If you could prove that, that would be the wildest thing. | ||
| Like what Candace Owens tried to do. | ||
| Do you think that's what got her fired? | ||
| No, I say that as a joke, but it was some... | ||
| It has to be a pile-on of multiple... | ||
| Sort of offenses. | ||
| Yes, I think that's what it is. | ||
| So pedophiles, just for the record, they don't... | ||
| I shouldn't say it has to be, because that's not true. | ||
| Do you remember when they tried to put pedophilia in the psychology book as an orientation? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And so at the time, I had no idea what... | ||
| Like, well, what is it? | ||
| Like, you're gay for kids, right? | ||
| That's what I was thinking. | ||
| And Neil Brennan told me, he was dating some psychologists, he says, no, because gay would be, you would marry, you want to get married and be with the person, you know what I mean? | ||
| Like, the thing of gay. | ||
| Orientation, not gay, excuse me. | ||
| Orientation is, you want to have your, like, toothbrush with their toothbrush, ultimately. | ||
| And with pedophiles, once you get older, they don't want you no more. | ||
| So, if they're still together all this time, that's true love and not pedophilia. | ||
| But it is rape. | ||
| Well, I don't even know if it is. | ||
| It's not pedophilia anymore. | ||
| People go, it's France. | ||
| My girlfriend, well, it's France. | ||
| Have you ever heard that? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's France. | ||
| What? | ||
| We should examine France. | ||
| Is that why they give kids wine? | ||
| Well, that's where fucking, what's his face went over? | ||
| When there was wanted for rape, the director, Roman Polanski. | ||
| That's where he's from. | ||
| Yeah, he went over there and they're like, no, we keep him. | ||
| He is one of ours. | ||
| Because they get it. | ||
| This is normal. | ||
| This is normal. | ||
| The home of postmodernism. | ||
| This is normal. | ||
| 13 is normal. | ||
| You are so uptight with your... | ||
| USA with the problem. | ||
| Yeah, it's just like, even if at the end of the day, he did marry his teacher who was a woman, it's still bonkers. | ||
| That's more bonkers than... | ||
| The whole thing's bonkers. | ||
| But the really bonkers thing is if this person has kids and they're a man, actually, and they had kids before they transitioned, where the fuck is the woman that had the babies? | ||
| Dude, I was laughing before because I thought you were saying the kids might have came out of his dickhole. | ||
| I swear to God, I misunderstood what you were saying. | ||
| I was like, it's hilarious. | ||
| But there has to be a woman. | ||
| There has to be a mom. | ||
| And then there's the kids. | ||
| No, there doesn't. | ||
| The kids, you have to pull the kids aside. | ||
| Who's your mom? | ||
| Why are you a misogynist? | ||
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Who's your fucking mom? | |
| Where'd your mom go? | ||
| What happened? | ||
| Okay, that's your mom, definitely. | ||
| Are we all? | ||
| You were there from the beginning. | ||
| Okay, we're good. | ||
| We're all Michael Jackson now? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We're like, it's a mystery who the mom, where in this game? | ||
| Can I get a cheek swab from you, ma'am? | ||
| I just would like to find out for sure, because I'm rooting for you to be a man. | ||
| I would support this more. | ||
| More so crazy and so bonkers, I'm rooting for it. | ||
| France, do you ever see the old interview? | ||
| Brian Volke, his comic, told me about it. | ||
| What is that stuff? | ||
| It's a CBD bump. | ||
| I got a tight muscle in my lower back. | ||
| You ever use this shit? | ||
| No, I thought you had a rash. | ||
| No, this is CBDMD. It's really good stuff. | ||
| It's CBD that you put on your muscles and it significantly relaxes your muscles. | ||
| And it's a roll-on, so you can kind of dig it into the muscle. | ||
| It loosens things up. | ||
| Yeah, you will. | ||
| I was like, should I hit that? | ||
| No, it's not going to do anything for you. | ||
| I don't think you should share those. | ||
| No. | ||
| The Macron thing. | ||
| What were you saying? | ||
| I forgot because I was thinking about that... | ||
| That roll-on? | ||
| That roll-on. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Even if it's just what it is. | ||
| But when Candace Owens had that whole show about it, I was like... | ||
| She said, I will stake my reputation and my job at Daily... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| My professional reputation. | ||
| Oh, Gerard Depardieu. | ||
| Oh, that guy, yeah. | ||
| So Brian reminds me, in the 90s, in an interview in, like, I want to say Vanity Fair, he just said when he was younger, he raped a woman. | ||
| And he's, like, really young, like, nine or something. | ||
| He goes, yeah, that's when I did my first rape. | ||
| What? | ||
| Really? | ||
| Okay, so that's how I reacted. | ||
| I was like, come on. | ||
| And I looked up, and sure enough... | ||
| I don't remember. | ||
| I think he was in a movie called My Father the Hero, which was a Disney movie at that point. | ||
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Really? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| That movie is going to be a whole weird movie. | ||
| Oh, it resurfaced is what happened. | ||
| In a 1978 interview, D. Pardot reportedly confirmed a story that he first participated in a rape when he was nine years old, and he had participated in more rapes since then. | ||
| We had too much wine. | ||
| Is France just like super rapey? | ||
| Rapier. | ||
| What the fuck, man? | ||
| Yeah, it's just like such a... | ||
| By the way, France is the country that Haiti had to pay reparations to for not being slaves until 1995 through Chase Bank. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What? | ||
| Yeah, Chase is the media. | ||
| Is that great? | ||
| Chase, they won't do business. | ||
| They go, this is a thing called the computer. | ||
| I think we should get out now. | ||
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This is going to be ugly for us. | |
| Okay. | ||
| Let's pull out of this reparation. | ||
| Well, France couldn't take that to arbitration because... | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Seems like they're getting fucked. | ||
| But there's no... | ||
| Some back do's. | ||
| Dude, that's the craziest thing in the world. | ||
| Because you always hear, like, it comes up. | ||
| Like in L.A., Gavin, American Psycho here. | ||
| He's like, well, we're going to do slave reparations just in California for, like, some crazy... | ||
| And people get mad. | ||
| Have you seen what they've done in Boston today? | ||
| Another no white party? | ||
| The heads of these black churches want $15 billion in reparations from the white churches to the black churches. | ||
| Nice. | ||
| And they're out there, yes! | ||
| And this should be paid as follows. | ||
| They're like $5 billion at first, an upfront payment, and then another $5 billion. | ||
| And they've got it mapped out that they're actually demanding $15 billion from these white churches. | ||
| Hey, what's the angle, guys? | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| What are you saying? | ||
| It's all like nonsense. | ||
| Who gets the money? | ||
| But it's so crazy. | ||
| It's to get you to fucking give a shit. | ||
| Every petty stupid... | ||
| So the reparations... | ||
| I always say to people, fight about that. | ||
| Not that. | ||
| That's absolutely batshit what you just told me. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But when people talk about slave reparations, they talk about like... | ||
| First of all, do you think that that would be the real tragedy of our government spending would be on that? | ||
| We gave like 300 billion dollars probably to Ukraine. | ||
| So for that amount of money, not only could you pay slave reparations to the wrong people, they could be half people that just got here and had nothing to do with it. | ||
| You'd have enough left over to pay all the white people that feel bad about reparations. | ||
| They could have reparations. | ||
| And you'd have plenty of money for other shit! | ||
| And like, so then every time somebody argues about, oh, what is the morals? | ||
| Like, yo, dude, we give all our money to go kill other people. | ||
| We could have a candy land of moron shit here for years if they didn't do that. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I feel like an idiot, even like, but we can't do it. | ||
| But I don't know. | ||
| That money came out of nowhere. | ||
| Like, where was all that money? | ||
| Do you not get out of the world? | ||
| Antarctica cloud beam, dude, I'm telling you. | ||
| Yeah, we were talking about the UFO thing. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| You had sent me a video of a UFO thing that I sent to Jeremy Corbell and he says it's bullshit. | ||
| Which one? | ||
| The one where the plane gets circled by the drones. | ||
| Oh, okay, so... | ||
| Like, I know that video went around, but I was listening to that autistic man talking about the ins and outs of how they looked at it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, you know, if you go on the, like, rabbit hole shit of all this stuff, you know, like... | ||
| And you know I do. | ||
| So you know, who's the guy, Jack Parsons, that was the father of rocketry in America, or something they call him, and he's the guy that blew up from fulminated mercury? | ||
| L. Ron Hubbard stayed at his house, and he was like, they're trying to bring about Babylon. | ||
| Rising. | ||
| Babylon's spelled wrong, by the way. | ||
| Which is that Aleister Crowley, Thelema kind of bullshit. | ||
| Dude, it makes me laugh so much every time I think about it. | ||
| All the history of rockets, these dick-shaped objects that we shoot up. | ||
| Okay, one part of rocket science is all the stuff I can't do, right? | ||
| The other part of it is going in the desert and jerking off and looking into L. Ron Hubbard's eyes. | ||
| Also, the rocketry in this country is connected to two things that are evil. | ||
| Nazis and Satanism. | ||
| Yeah, well, if you think it's evil, jerk off and look in the eyes of a lot of Hubbard. | ||
| But it makes me laugh. | ||
| So it's all this weird magical shit. | ||
| So it's all this weird magical shit. | ||
| And it's so closely... | ||
| So now when they talk about the... | ||
| They don't go... | ||
| There's this weird debate. | ||
| Like, I don't think it's ETs. | ||
| It's extra-dimensional something. | ||
| And there's a lot of religious kind of channels that are like, obviously, these are the Nephilim from the Bible. | ||
| All that bullshit. | ||
| And I don't think... | ||
| See, that thing, that boom, is actually... | ||
| From a video game? | ||
| That's from a video game. | ||
| No, it's not. | ||
| It doesn't match up. | ||
| But it does match up. | ||
| It does match up, except for some parts of it where it looks like it's partially altered. | ||
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But... | |
| Obviously if you're going like there's a video that breaks it down how it matches that not only does it match up the edges like match up Precisely at certain points of it. | ||
| It looks like an altered version of that image That's like a stock footage of some kind of explosion and you're doing it through filters and you're adjusting the way the image looks but a visual effects guy went over it and he explained multiple reasons why he thinks it's fake and Well, that's a good point. | ||
| Someone who's an actual expert. | ||
| Well, you should know that a visual effects guy expert also went over if CNN discolored your face, and he said they did it. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Did they really? | ||
| We did this on Jimmy. | ||
| But there's a CNN hired guy. | ||
| Who the f- That's- Here's the point. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, you can't trust that now. | ||
| Like, they're gonna do you personally, and then you're gonna go, well, this expert- Like, I won't say I know or don't know on a thing, but the way I look at it- I think that video's bullshit. | ||
| Could be. | ||
| Because there's a lot of those videos that are bullshit. | ||
| That's the point. | ||
| As soon as the questions around a thing that's not solved, we're like, well, wait, what is this? | ||
| And there's some weirdness. | ||
| Hey, maybe someone put that out as disinformation. | ||
| There's that. | ||
| Why are... | ||
| Like, if there's nothing and they've been doing this, it's just they want to make us think they have UFOs. | ||
| Okay, that's possible. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| That is... | ||
| Crazier than if they just found something. | ||
| The government to create a George Lucas level lore of aliens in the popular consciousness for no reason other than to like hide what you have nicer shit that flies. | ||
| That's insane. | ||
| That's fucking like hiding that your wife is a man and you're the president of France. | ||
| It's that level insane. | ||
| Sort of. | ||
| Why would you trust anything about your country ever again if they did that to you? | ||
| Well, because it's military secrets, and they've always hidden military secrets. | ||
| They hid all the military secrets about the stealth bombers. | ||
| They hid a bunch of military secrets. | ||
| And you know what? | ||
| A lot of good has come out of that. | ||
| They hid the actual existence of Area 51. No, I know. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Why would I... So, now that I know they're lying every fucking time, and then if I'm lucky, in 20 years I'll be allowed to know, or the president will go, I looked it over and you wouldn't put it out there either. | ||
| I think I would put it out there, but, you know, I probably shouldn't be president. | ||
| But that's the thing, like, who said this? | ||
| I can't remember who... | ||
| It's not my quote, but the nation is as sick as its secrets. | ||
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Right. | |
| And that's how, whatever's in there is how sick fuck of a country it is. | ||
| Right, if it's so sick that it's actual aliens that are visiting us and they're using human beings as like vessels for souls. | ||
| And I don't buy any of the stories of like, do you remember Men in Black, the great Will Smith? | ||
| The great Will Smith. | ||
| I call him Slappy. | ||
| You're mean. | ||
| Okay, so the... | ||
| Slappy Smith. | ||
| The narration with Tommy, we're them. | ||
| We're the ones that handle the things. | ||
| You can live your stupid fucking moron peasant life. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Thanks, guys. | ||
| Thanks. | ||
| It takes a great seat to handle the information. | ||
| Only someone that we tested as great as Will Smith could even handle the knowledge of knowing the truth. | ||
| And he's helping you out. | ||
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Right. | |
| You're talking about a movie, right? | ||
| But what's the message of the fucking movie? | ||
| All the movies, the message is, yeah, we need to have these people that lie because it's too big of a truth. | ||
| Yeah, that's what they always say. | ||
| No, you need to lie, motherfucker. | ||
| You need to, for your power thing to work, you need to, not you. | ||
| No, they don't have to lie. | ||
| It's always bullshit. | ||
| They don't have to lie. | ||
| The only thing they have to lie about is they want to keep the business going. | ||
| And it's never been for your good that they lied. | ||
| It's for the good of the people who fucked up before so they don't get in trouble. | ||
| And they sell it to you like it's your fucking problem. | ||
| Damn, Kurt, you sound like an old man on a porch. | ||
| That was my goal in life. | ||
| I embrace it. | ||
| Mad about the government? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, I'm not mad about it. | ||
| I'm mad about people not knowing about it. | ||
| One of two things is real. | ||
| Either it is ours and they're awesome at keeping secrets, much to our dismay, or it's someone else from another planet and they're also awesome at keeping secrets, which is even kind of crazier. | ||
| Both things are pretty crazy. | ||
| If they can really keep under wraps the fact that we have been visited forever by extraterrestrial beings, that's pretty nuts. | ||
| And if it's not, and it's just a con story that they're running to try to mask some sort of a secret propulsions program that's been going on since the 1980s, that's pretty crazy. | ||
| Let me ask you this. | ||
| Think of the stunning amount of time they've been able to keep this secret that maybe women don't have dicks. | ||
| The things that they keep secret are so insane. | ||
| Like, of course they can keep a secret. | ||
| You know how you keep a secret? | ||
| Roy Cohn. | ||
| The great Roy Cohn showed us how to keep a secret. | ||
| Three can keep a secret if two are dead. | ||
| The old saying. | ||
| No. | ||
| Three can keep a secret if each of the three guys agrees to stick his dick into something he shouldn't stick it in on camera. | ||
| And they each have that blackmail on each other. | ||
| And then you can keep all kinds of secrets for a very long time. | ||
| Now you're talking. | ||
| So what do we do to make sure that people keep secrets? | ||
| We have them suck a dick with a skull mask on. | ||
| Do we put them in a tutu? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Film it, right? | ||
| Dude, why do frats... | ||
| The things you've heard about of like Ookie Cookie or all that shit, Big Jay knew all the names of all of them. | ||
| And you're like, wait, why did you have to do that to join? | ||
| I went to an art school, they didn't have frats. | ||
| But, oh, I know why. | ||
| It's trickled down from the upper classes of weird shit to your ass to Oxford. | ||
| That's how you pick a president. | ||
| Yeah, no shit. | ||
| You don't want a president that doesn't have any fucking footage of him sucking a dick with a clown mask on? | ||
| I won't accept it. | ||
| Then you're never going to be able to trust that guy. | ||
| What if he goes rogue? | ||
| What if he goes JFK on you? | ||
| What if he crumbles under the weight of the hideous things he knows and gets the bright idea of snitching? | ||
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Exactly. | |
| I would encourage snitching on... | ||
| What's great about right now... | ||
| This is the other reason I'm not, like, unhappy. | ||
| Even though I'm continuously like, are you kidding? | ||
| About every single new thing. | ||
| I'm like, oh, so nothing I've ever heard was right. | ||
| I'm like, okay! | ||
| Sounds great. | ||
| I love watching at every level it's collapsing. | ||
| And you don't have to do anything except be a disgruntled enough employee to be like, fuck it, I'm saying it, I don't care. | ||
| So now the P. Diddy thing, which, like, for two years... | ||
| I would tell people, I mean, it's horrific, but it's also hilarious that it was like the big secret that P. Diddy would make a bunch of these guys suck his dick and do weird shit. | ||
| Oh, do you think the government does it? | ||
| Well, P. Diddy does it. | ||
| Homes in L.A. and Miami raided by federal agents. | ||
| The conspiracies of P. Diddy are like, you know that as above, so below, that magical shit the rocket scientists say when they jerk off and look in each other's eyes. | ||
| What? | ||
| I was like... | ||
| Duncan will know. | ||
| Hey, ask Duncan. | ||
| But as above, so below. | ||
| You've heard that saying? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I want to write a hermetic magic book called As the Carpet, So the Drapes by Kermis Metz-Traginos with all my occult knowledge that I picked up from looking into UFOs. | ||
| These things are like reflections all the way up. | ||
| So at every level of society, there's something... | ||
| Like, Vince McMahon went down. | ||
| His empire... | ||
| Yeah, I've given out Canadian top hats and jigs. | ||
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At every level, there's something... | |
| I want to joke about it on stage, but people, like, you know, nobody follows all the same things anymore, so it's hard to... | ||
| The things I want to make references about, there's, like, no common culture anymore of, like, we all saw this, so you gotta just burn time explaining the first part of the story. | ||
| And with Vince McMahon, dude... | ||
| I'll ask, does anybody know, like people that know, know, like what he did? | ||
| Right. | ||
| Or what it's claimed that he did? | ||
| It only came out because he didn't want to pay her the full money. | ||
| If he were paid $3 million to do all horrific things and you're like, yeah, I'll do that, then I'd be like, well, that's not assault. | ||
| But this fucker didn't want to pay because he has a history of fucking people on shit. | ||
| And all he had to do was pay what he agreed to and she's a disgruntled employee and good for her because that guy shit on her head. | ||
| They're having a three... | ||
| They don't say what position, I don't think. | ||
| I hope it's Eiffel Tower and not a blowjob he did this during. | ||
| Two-on-one with, I'm guessing, Johnny Leonidas? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Another executive. | ||
| So they're both having sex with this girl. | ||
| This man gets up, shits on her head, and then he goes, I'm going to go get... | ||
| You guys finish up. | ||
| I'm going to get a shower. | ||
| This is what's written in the legal... | ||
| They say he defecates. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We'll finish up, Vince. | ||
| I think we're all done here, Vince. | ||
| I think we're done. | ||
| Should we steel man his position? | ||
| And should we say he's an elderly gentleman involved in rigorous activities and oftentimes they lose control of their bowels? | ||
| Is the reason why depends is associated with old people? | ||
| Well, that's a fair- Listen, if I was his lawyer, I would say Vince is a wonderful man who respects women, but he's got bad vowels. | ||
| Well, Jim, Joe, that's a great steel man, but I would just say respectfully, the part where he goes, I'm in a shower, you guys finish up, right there is where I break with the idea that he just lost control. | ||
| Well, he didn't want the party to be over just because he can't control his bowers. | ||
| It seems very considerate of him. | ||
| You guys finish up. | ||
| I'm going to shower. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| Yeah, you get a shower. | ||
| I ruined the party. | ||
| You go get a 30-minute shower, Vince. | ||
| I'll sit here with this chick. | ||
| Imagine having sex with someone with someone else's shit on their hair while you're having sex. | ||
| No, it's a party foul, for sure. | ||
| You're smelling this guy's shit? | ||
| Like, literally where your face is? | ||
| But I'll finish up. | ||
| Well, hey, miss, do you want to finish up? | ||
| That's so insane. | ||
| You with the stone-cold steamer that you got? | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Maybe we'll just chat about nicknames for this depraved act that you just did. | ||
| Than the depravity of shitting on people. | ||
| With feces... | ||
| Okay, this is it. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| One example of McMahon's extreme depravity. | ||
| May 9, 2020, he defecated on Miss Grant during a threesome and then commanded her to continue pleasuring his friend with feces in her hair and running down her back. | ||
| While McMahon went to the bathroom to shower off. | ||
| Wait, I didn't see this part. | ||
| Upon his return from the bathroom, McMahon and his friend actively resumed the three... | ||
| She didn't get in and hose off? | ||
| You showered and went back and started... | ||
| The girl who's head and back you shit on. | ||
| Why get a shower? | ||
| Oh my god, so she didn't shower? | ||
| It says right here, remain covered in his spill. | ||
| He got showered and she stayed... | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| With Bob Saget's closer on the head. | ||
| I also like how they just described it as his filth. | ||
| His filth. | ||
| I mean, is this like a legal document? | ||
| Is that a legal term? | ||
| Like his filth? | ||
| He gave her a Polish car wash and he goes and cleans himself. | ||
| What the fuck, man? | ||
| Yeah, well, that's sort of the P. Diddy thing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The disgruntled employees have been coming out years ago. | ||
| The whole mafia has a podcast now, by the way. | ||
| You might have seen. | ||
| And people will get invested in it. | ||
| It's so much better. | ||
| The mob has podcasts now. | ||
| And they have rivalries. | ||
| And there's, like, people that are like, oh, well, I heard he's a snitch. | ||
| Like, they're now... | ||
| Like, do you have Stockholm Syndrome? | ||
| Good. | ||
| They're a snitch. | ||
| That's why we have this great show. | ||
| The fucking... | ||
| I hope everyone snitches. | ||
| What the fuck are you talking about? | ||
| So, I get criminals. | ||
| He has a right to say, as a fucking criminal, don't snitch. | ||
| You, the citizen of the good country... | ||
| Edward Snow is not supposed to be hiding out in Russia with the bad man. | ||
| He's the guy that did the right thing, right? | ||
| No. | ||
| Some of us, we kill snitches. | ||
| What is it? | ||
| But it's all falling apart. | ||
| So the P. Diddy quote, it's Jaguar Wright said this, an ex-employee of him. | ||
| He goes, if you can get a man to suck your dick, you can do anything. | ||
| As in a man that does not want to do that. | ||
| Yeah, that's a real, it's like an affirmation. | ||
| It's like a real power affirmation for someone. | ||
| But we know that people can get depraved enough to shit on people. | ||
| That's real. | ||
| I mean, that's called a Dubai porta potty. | ||
| That's what Instagram models do for 50 grand a pop. | ||
| We know people are depraved enough to try to get straight guys to suck their dick. | ||
| We've all heard of it. | ||
| That's pretty light. | ||
| I thought you guys were going to ask me if I want to suck your dicks. | ||
| That's just straight stuff, dude. | ||
| Normal. | ||
| Normal shit. | ||
| Just hanging around, being bros. | ||
| People don't really laugh at this joke, but I was like, in the future, you know, like, you know, gay conversion therapy they used to do. | ||
| Yeah, pray the gay away. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| With hard-ons, like, hugging you from behind. | ||
| Yeah, for like, your parents pay like 30 grand to go to some weird... | ||
| You know, in the future, you're going to pay that money. | ||
| The conversion, you're going to send your kid to a camp so they can talk him down to just being gay. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Hey, he told me he's a diaper. | ||
| He has a fursona. | ||
| Could you just tell him he's gay? | ||
| And he's a cat. | ||
| And he wants a litter box. | ||
| He thinks he's a cat. | ||
| Oh, it's the covering up of the litter box thing? | ||
| Do you see that principle at play of like, don't even talk about it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because it's the same principle as if you talk about Jon Stewart putting a medal on a Nazi or Canada applauding a real Nazi, it helps Putin, the bad man. | ||
| So cover up the fact... | ||
| That the Canadian House of Commons gave a standing ovation to a real World War II Nazi. | ||
| By the way, why is he hiding out in Canada? | ||
| That's been allowed? | ||
| Isn't it funny the way people realized what he was saying when he was saying that... | ||
| He fought Russia? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| My girlfriend went to Jacksonville Public Schools, and she picked it out. | ||
| She's the one who said something first. | ||
| She says, wait, wouldn't that mean that... | ||
| With the Nazis? | ||
| We all learned that just like from Call of Duty games just a few years, like not that long ago. | ||
| Isn't that insane? | ||
| That fighting against the Russians, you can say it as a positive thing now, even if you did it while you were a Nazi. | ||
| You can say it like they're communists still. | ||
| They act like they're... | ||
| The Soviets... | ||
| He wants... | ||
| Dude, if you say this, anyone who's... | ||
| If you see him on TV and they go, Putin wants to rebuild the Soviet Empire. | ||
| Now, if you're just some Joe Schmo saying that to me, okay, you just don't know nothing. | ||
| That's... | ||
| You're right as an American. | ||
| People in charge saying that stupid fucking shit... | ||
| That he wants to rebuild it. | ||
| You're either a liar or you're a fucking chump. | ||
| You're probably like an innocent chump like Chris Cuomo or some shit. | ||
| But that's domino theory. | ||
| You're still selling domino theory to people? | ||
| Remember Vietnam, that thing that we lost? | ||
| And they're doing great. | ||
| Communism has never worked. | ||
| Well, Vietnam won, and also it's a great vacation spot. | ||
| What the fuck are you talking about? | ||
| I don't believe in communism, okay? | ||
| I thought it doesn't work. | ||
| So why are you spending everybody's money to go make a thing that doesn't work, not work? | ||
| That seems like a waste to me. | ||
| That's our entire first half. | ||
| Now it's Russia. | ||
| We want to weaken Russia. | ||
| A friend of mine said this to me, who's a comic. | ||
| He goes, but isn't it good... | ||
| We're weakening Russia. | ||
| Oh, the guy with the hair that you brought up, that CIA guy. | ||
| He was listing the reasons. | ||
| This is great. | ||
| We have old weapons we weren't using. | ||
| We get to use those on the battlefield and see how it'll be for a coming war with China, of course. | ||
| They want to fight. | ||
| Lindsey Graham, Miss Lindsey Graham's like, they want to fight to the last man. | ||
| Oh my! | ||
| That's a great impression! | ||
| Yeah, it's easy. | ||
| Oh, this is the best money we ever spent. | ||
| There's something really crazy about watching that guy beat the drums of war. | ||
| He's been doing it my whole life. | ||
| But when he says it in an aggressive way, when he makes statements in an aggressive way, it's very bizarre. | ||
| He's a good actor. | ||
| But it's very bizarre. | ||
| It's very bizarre to listen to it in his voice. | ||
| Yeah, well, that's a different... | ||
| We're just a gentleman down here. | ||
| It doesn't mean any... | ||
| You don't have to do a conspiracy theory about me. | ||
| We are going to make them pay. | ||
| Like, what? | ||
| They will fight to the last man. | ||
| Okay, so here's our... | ||
| How is that inspiring? | ||
| Joe, you... | ||
| You just said the thing... | ||
| So they're saying this like... | ||
| He's going like, this is a great idea. | ||
| So we want Russia. | ||
| They're our enemy. | ||
| So we got these crash test dummies that we're going to just grind them into hamburger. | ||
| Isn't that good? | ||
| And use our old weapons we weren't using in creating jobs? | ||
| Isn't that good? | ||
| No, that's despicable. | ||
| That's lower than any shit I've ever heard about in another country that we want to have a war with another country. | ||
| We're not a secret, openly bragging about it. | ||
| We're going to get these other people who can't win, and they're not winning, by the way, and just kill off most of their... | ||
| All their able-bodied people. | ||
| Average age, 50, of their soldiers. | ||
| The average age of their soldiers is 50. You aware of that? | ||
| In Ukraine? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How many soldiers have died? | ||
| I don't know for sure, but it's at least half a million, if you include people that can never do anything again, that are just injured, you know, the wounded and shit. | ||
| The numbers they tell you are always lying. | ||
| They're the same shit they did with Iraq and Afghanistan. | ||
| No, it's working. | ||
| You know, we just got to keep putting a little more money, like a drunk, we just got to keep putting more money into it. | ||
| Ukraine has lost a half a million people. | ||
| Able-bodied, yeah. | ||
| Well, the deaths are probably that hot. | ||
| You know, you gotta do Corlito's way method with the numbers they give you. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So he tells you it's 50,000, it's probably 100,000. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Sasso. | ||
| You gotta look at it like that because everything's a fucking lie that the people that you're supposed to believe say. | ||
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Bro. | |
| So now... | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| Fuck, man. | ||
| Yeah, so now, you know, our first wife, our main wife, Israel, needs us, so our side piece, Ukraine? | ||
| Hey, Zelensky, it was great while it lasted, man. | ||
| It's getting weird now. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, he's gonna say he's pregnant. | ||
| That's his last move. | ||
| But, America, I'm pregnant, it's yours. | ||
| That's all he's got left. | ||
| I'm pregnant with a war! | ||
| Here's the order of nations that I care about. | ||
| The average age is 50. You haven't heard this? | ||
| I have heard this. | ||
| Did you see a video of the sad old men that look older than me? | ||
| I'm realizing now that I did hear something about it. | ||
| And it was also, they were talking about how they stop people from trying to escape. | ||
| To make them fight. | ||
| There's a $300 rubber mask that looks like from the movie Drive that you can get to look old so they don't grab you and put you in a fucking van. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Oh, they're taking everybody, by the way. | ||
| Women, they're putting in forcibly. | ||
| So they've lost. | ||
| So they lost. | ||
| That's the truth. | ||
| Why don't we just kill another fucking amount of them until... | ||
| By the way, Rush's not weak. | ||
| They're doing better! | ||
| I feel like Wolf Blitzer, but you made Russia weak, right? | ||
| We can't confirm that. | ||
| In fact, we didn't. | ||
| When Tucker went there and showed the subway, this is where Jon Stewart, he says something great, like on a Colbert show, about clearly COVID came from a lab. | ||
| We work with them again, by the way, for the record. | ||
| And then he fucking does this. | ||
| He goes, well, that's the price of freedom. | ||
| You have the National Guard in your subway and it looks like shit. | ||
| And you're saying, oh, we're so free here. | ||
| That's why our subway, that's why nothing is running correctly. | ||
| He's smarter than that, that dude. | ||
| That's fucking shitty. | ||
| Well, it's also, it's echo chamber thinking. | ||
| You know? | ||
| And you find ways to support what the echo chamber has sort of established as the narrative. | ||
| Yeah, stop doing that. | ||
| You don't have to fight nobody. | ||
| You don't have to march. | ||
| Just stop doing that, everybody. | ||
| At once. | ||
| It'll end the whole thing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, it's a problem. | ||
| It's a real problem, and it's also a problem that's being used to manipulate people, to think one way or another. | ||
| You know, they'll use that and manipulate you with that. | ||
| Just comment. | ||
| You know, a lot of times I'll look at something like a kooky conspiracy thing. | ||
| Like I was reading about... | ||
| What is it? | ||
| Monarch, the one that's like after Ultra. | ||
| And it was making me laugh because the thing they're saying is like these, the scientists have kids in these cages and they, they shock one cage and they go, I love you. | ||
| And they don't shock one. | ||
| They go, I love you not. | ||
| And shock the other one to make them afraid. | ||
| It's like a mind control conspiracy. | ||
| But while I'm reading it. | ||
| I was laughing because it just sounded like a metaphor for our actual entire society. | ||
| Like, I don't know if that shit's real. | ||
| I'm sure it could be, but I don't know. | ||
| But when you read it, it sounds like a metaphor for all of society. | ||
| The I loves you. | ||
| Remember Cat Williams talking about the homeless people seeing all these illegals getting cards with money? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's a great point he made. | ||
| Like, homeless people, you're laying on the ground. | ||
| Watching people that aren't from here getting... | ||
| That sums it up right there, you know? | ||
| It really is like at every level there's this fucking... | ||
| Just like a scam. | ||
| And you're supposed to buy into... | ||
| Every level. | ||
| Every level. | ||
| The homeless people thing is a great example. | ||
| Just the poor people in America realizing that these people are getting $10,000 a month. | ||
| That whole fucking thing that they were trying to do with Eric Adams in New York. | ||
| That, you know, you'd get an ATM card, and you'd get, like, a certain amount of money in your ATM card. | ||
| Do you have a debunking of that? | ||
| Can I just debunk that real quick? | ||
| Please, yeah. | ||
| The debunkings are worse than the... | ||
| They go, no, you guys, it's not... | ||
| Listen, I know you're an alt-right conservative guy, Joe, and you're making it, but you have to understand, it's actually cheaper. | ||
| See, they were actually giving them... | ||
| Like, they're spending more giving them money before this. | ||
| The card is just to streamline it, and it'll actually be cheaper in the... | ||
| You were giving them more money before this! | ||
| And that's your debunking? | ||
| How much do they get? | ||
| No, no, it's only enough when you add up all the family members, Joe. | ||
| Now, see, you're getting conspiratorial again. | ||
| It's just enough to buy food and diapers and things that, you know, people from here need. | ||
| If they all get $10,000, is that real? | ||
| That seems so insane. | ||
| Did I move to Alaska on oil month? | ||
| When the people from Maui got $700 at one time, the people in Hawaii, in Maui? | ||
| You know how many kids are missing still? | ||
| Did they ever find those missing kids, the thousands of them? | ||
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I don't know. | |
| Or did Oprah find a buyer? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Yeah, they didn't do nothing for them people. | ||
| They're going to be baffled they don't vote for Biden. | ||
| They're going to be baffled. | ||
| Imagine if these people are literally getting $10,000 checks and the people in Maui got $700. | ||
| You don't have to imagine. | ||
| That's what happened. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's what I'm getting to. | ||
| Like, this is the world that we're living in. | ||
| This is how upside down everything is. | ||
| And people that want to pretend that anything makes sense, whether it's on the left or the right, people that want to pretend that any of this makes sense, you're all out of your fucking mind. | ||
| A family of four is expected to receive up to $350 per week under the program, which will last six weeks, city officials said. | ||
| The program would begin with 10 families on Monday, expanding to about 115 families or roughly 450 people over the next week. | ||
| Wasn't there something about keeping $10,000 in an account on an ATM card? | ||
| Let's see what that was about. | ||
| I'll bet you the numbers... | ||
| But he was connected somehow. | ||
| The mayor was supposedly connected somehow to it. | ||
| It's New York, of course. | ||
| Everything's corrupt at every level. | ||
| It's not a little bit. | ||
| It's the whole thing. | ||
| You're bumming me out, Kurt. | ||
| Well, I like that... | ||
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You got one more thing? | |
| Yeah, it's about Haiti. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| No, Danny Shaw, you should look up if you want to know. | ||
| It's like really upsetting, because now what I'm seeing on the channels that I like, where I'm more conservative, they're like, great, now these Haitians are going to come in. | ||
| The reason all these people are rushing in, and it's intentional, it's 100% intentional, all these NGOs and shit... | ||
| And the corporations want to flood with immigrants. | ||
| It lowers wages. | ||
| The military needs soldiers. | ||
| We've done this many times throughout history. | ||
| You saw Gangs of New York, right? | ||
| The Irish. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| They want a... | ||
| It's all military-aged men being brought in to completely like... | ||
| Fuck, what's the word I'm looking for? | ||
| Well, you eliminate legitimate patriotism. | ||
| Because if you've got people that come from other countries, then you arm them and have them go against the people that were here originally. | ||
| Dick Durbin sang on C-SPAN. That's what we're doing. | ||
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This says the $10,000 number, but I don't know where they get the number from. | |
| It would give migrants up to $10,000... | ||
| Each in taxpayer money with no ID check, no restrictions, and no fraud control. | ||
| So that means they get $10,000. | ||
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I don't know where they got that. | |
| Maybe that is like the limit for the $350. | ||
| Another thing says here that it's $1,000, up to $1,000 each month. | ||
| So maybe it's like at the end of $10,000 they cut you off? | ||
| But also, from what I've heard, maybe it's not true. | ||
| That debit card can only be used at particular places. | ||
| Yeah, for the things that cost the most in society now, like eggs and shit. | ||
| Well, for people that have a business connection to the company that's issuing the money, that way they can get all the money. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's fucking crazy. | ||
| So that's crazy. | ||
| That's 100% crazy. | ||
| So that's your Democrat side. | ||
| But the people doing that, flooding in, besides the ones that the government and these companies put on purpose, we fucked their country up, and the people on top know that. | ||
| That's how we got, like, remember Cocaine Cowboys? | ||
| Like, the Cuban, the Mariel Boatlift and all? | ||
| There's waves of this. | ||
| And it's because we went somewhere, and they have shit that we want, and we take it, you know, like Hitler did. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| And we go, hey Haiti, it's pretty fucked up that you're not slaves. | ||
| I hope first you're paying France back. | ||
| Number one! | ||
| You're paying them back into the 80s for not being slaves. | ||
| And they have lots of natural resources. | ||
| All those iridium, like rare earth minerals we need for our EV initiatives around the world. | ||
| They're sweatshops. | ||
| You thought it was all Uyghurs? | ||
| No, we make Haitians do it. | ||
| We've invaded for them wanting like 37 cents more to make Levi's. | ||
| We've invaded them like four times. | ||
| We're about to have Kenya invade them for us. | ||
| How we do it, Ukraine? | ||
| The crash dummy method? | ||
| Because it doesn't look good for us to invade while we're yelling at all these invasions Putin did. | ||
| We're doing worse to Haiti than anything he did to Ukraine on any level. | ||
| That's a fucking fact. | ||
| But Danny Shaw, if you want a good source, that's the guy. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Let's wrap this up. | ||
| Kurt, you're the man. | ||
| Last night was fun, too. | ||
| I laughed so... | ||
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You send me down a road, though, dude. | |
| Well, I have to deal with this, so why shouldn't you? | ||
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I know. | |
| I'm a woman, by the way. | ||
| When you started going to Jimmy Dore's show, you immediately became... | ||
| Once you see it... | ||
| Yeah, once you see it, you can't unsee it. | ||
| It's horrible. | ||
| I don't recommend it. | ||
| I don't recommend it. | ||
| The end. | ||
| Alright, thank you. | ||
| Bye, everybody. | ||
| Thanks, brother. | ||
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