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Here we go. | ||
Three, two, one. | ||
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My phone's off. | |
We're live, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
This is Fight Companion Podcast. | ||
If you've ever listened to one of these before, oftentimes we don't even watch the fights. | ||
We talk about more things. | ||
Yes, but we're watching the fights. | ||
Certainly, at least some of the time. | ||
There's more to life than fights. | ||
Did you guys decide to go, did you call each other and say, let's double blast with the lilac, or is that just a coincidence? | ||
This is just luck. | ||
It's a happy coincidence. | ||
Geniuses wear purple. | ||
I just decided to wear purple. | ||
I got here, he's wearing purple, and he's got a fucking purple car, so he double purpled. | ||
Yeah, well, that car infuriates me. | ||
Now, I've read that lilac, and I'm going to call that lilac, is actually a head turner with the ladies. | ||
They're drawn to the color. | ||
Really? | ||
Yes. | ||
So they say if you're going to go out on a date or you're going to go out on the town, you might want to throw some lilac on your body. | ||
Or maybe ladies will see the lilac and think you're trying too hard. | ||
Maybe, but it soothes my eye and I can't take my eyes off your torso. | ||
But yet you don't like his car. | ||
Whoa! | ||
You told Joe that? | ||
Well, let's get rid of that. | ||
Well, he doesn't know. | ||
He goes, why do you have a wing on the back? | ||
Yeah, that fin is ridiculous. | ||
Silly fuck. | ||
But we don't need that fin, huh? | ||
You do. | ||
They actually make a GT3. You're in a windbreak touring package. | ||
Hey. | ||
The GT3. | ||
Hey, you just attacked my personage. | ||
The windbreaker? | ||
I mean, he's like one of them jogging dad type characters. | ||
No, I'm not. | ||
I'm an athlete, and athletes keep their muscles warm. | ||
Educate them on the wing, though. | ||
The wing keeps the ass end down. | ||
That's what it does. | ||
It's downforce. | ||
But here's my question. | ||
How come you buy a car in LA traffic where you got to keep the ass down? | ||
You know I have one of those too, right? | ||
I have one with a wing. | ||
Whale tail. | ||
Isn't that what they're called? | ||
No, that's different. | ||
Whale tail is like... | ||
That's an old school one. | ||
It's different. | ||
It's like the turbos. | ||
They had a whale tail. | ||
It's like a flat looking kind of thing that is a part of the rear deck. | ||
This is lifted above the rear deck. | ||
Brackets. | ||
It's an actual tail. | ||
It has brackets. | ||
It's more effective. | ||
It is. | ||
It's more effective. | ||
They don't have whale tails anymore? | ||
No. | ||
The whale tails went out with a 1993 turbo. | ||
They're expensive to buy now, though. | ||
I guess you could. | ||
Like in a whale tail now. | ||
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I like that. | |
Cars like that are interesting because It's like this psychological thing for all guys. | ||
It's like, at least I know I have the power under my hood. | ||
I'm never going to use it, but I know I got it. | ||
You still have a Tesla? | ||
We all want to know we have it. | ||
Listen to what you're talking about. | ||
You're a beta male, bro. | ||
No, I'm not, dude. | ||
Just because I'm in a windbreaker. | ||
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Right? | |
Can there be more of a beta comment than that? | ||
No. | ||
God. | ||
I'm about utility, bro. | ||
If you drive fast, it literally results in hundreds of pounds of downforce. | ||
You don't drive that fast. | ||
You don't have to drive that fast to feel the difference. | ||
Have you ever been out of second gear in that car? | ||
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Of course. | |
Dude, I'd go very fast. | ||
I hope the police are listening. | ||
I really do. | ||
You beta, bro. | ||
Because you're irresponsible. | ||
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You beta. | |
But you have that fucking Tesla. | ||
That thing's fast as shit. | ||
Well, my buddy, you know, Frank's got that, Frank Grillo has that Dodge. | ||
Why don't you put the headphones on so we don't talk over each other? | ||
He's got that Dodge 800 horsepower. | ||
He has like a Hellcat that's souped up. | ||
Oh, yeah. | ||
I beat him off the line. | ||
He's not going through midlife, Chris. | ||
What are you saying? | ||
I beat him off the line. | ||
Oh, so you're racing irresponsibly on the streets with children. | ||
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Oh, wow. | |
He might drop a ball in the traffic. | ||
Fast and furious. | ||
He started revving his engine. | ||
Don't rev your engine at me. | ||
I'm good, but if you rev your engine at me, I'll meet you halfway. | ||
Why do you care? | ||
Your engine doesn't even rev. Exactly. | ||
Wouldn't you just be cool about it? | ||
Let him make his noise in the police environment. | ||
You're going to get that new Roadster, the one that they launched into space? | ||
That is dope as fuck. | ||
That thing's got a 600 mile range. | ||
I haven't seen it. | ||
The new Tesla? | ||
It's lighter and they have more room for batteries and they're more efficient with the battery software and everything now. | ||
That's my only problem with the Tesla. | ||
Does it look cool? | ||
The road still looks dope. | ||
It looks like a combination of a Ferrari and a Lotus. | ||
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What? | |
You've never seen it? | ||
No. | ||
Pull up that... | ||
My problem with the Tesla right now is that the battery doesn't last long enough. | ||
It just doesn't. | ||
And I don't have anywhere to charge it. | ||
It'll get better though. | ||
Like the newer ones, every year it'll get better, better, better. | ||
There it is. | ||
It can handle space. | ||
It can handle space. | ||
That's with the roof up. | ||
That's a beautiful car. | ||
Put the roof down. | ||
Show a picture of the roof down. | ||
Kids call it get the titties out? | ||
Damn! | ||
Look at that sun. | ||
1.9 seconds? | ||
1.9 seconds, 0-60. | ||
That's a demon. | ||
That car will make your fucking RS Porsche look like a slow... | ||
Watch your fucking tone. | ||
I got one, too. | ||
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I got one, too. | |
It'll make mine. | ||
I'm getting one. | ||
1.9 seconds, 0-60. | ||
That is a dope car. | ||
Dude! | ||
You know what? | ||
250 miles an hour, dude. | ||
621 mile range. | ||
It just doesn't do it for me, dude. | ||
That doesn't do it for you? | ||
Nope. | ||
That car. | ||
I need a V10. I need a fucking V8 behind that bad boy. | ||
You have an inline 6 in your car. | ||
Inline 6. I need something pretty gnarly. | ||
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Look at that, though. | |
Look at that. | ||
Dude, I'm getting that car. | ||
Dude, that is a radical-looking car. | ||
Just so I can be faster than Brennan. | ||
Just so I can laugh at you. | ||
You'll be a lot faster. | ||
You could drive that car to Vegas. | ||
Really? | ||
You could also suck a dude off. | ||
You could suck a dude off. | ||
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What? | |
In that car. | ||
You could suck a dude off. | ||
I wouldn't do that unless he was wearing a lilac. | ||
Unless he was... | ||
I don't know, man. | ||
I just can't get behind the electric car. | ||
You will. | ||
Well, you've seen the Porsche? | ||
You've seen the Porsche electric car coming out. | ||
If anyone's going to do it, it's going to be Porsche. | ||
But the Porsche looks like dog shit compared to that. | ||
Dude, it's like I don't know you anymore. | ||
How much is that? | ||
That Taycan? | ||
Dude, the Porsche Taycan electric car? | ||
You've seen the all-electric one? | ||
It looks like shit. | ||
Jamie, bring that shit up. | ||
Porsche, I think it's called a Taycan or something like that. | ||
Is it? | ||
Taycan? | ||
It looks very similar to that, but way cooler. | ||
How much is the Tesla? | ||
How much is that Roadster Tesla? | ||
They don't know yet because it hasn't been released, but probably 200. Look at that. | ||
What? | ||
That does not look nearly as good. | ||
That's a nice looking car. | ||
They're not as good as the Tesla. | ||
They're pretty similar, but it's a Porsche. | ||
It's a beautiful car. | ||
The Tesla looks way better. | ||
No, I disagree. | ||
And I'm not saying because my good friend Elon Musk makes it. | ||
By the way, we're good friends. | ||
Oh, I forgot. | ||
I like that that's wrong. | ||
Dude, that's not dope. | ||
We text each other. | ||
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Do you? | |
I text Elon Musk. | ||
I'm his friend. | ||
That's your best friend. | ||
That's kind of a clock. | ||
See that clock over there? | ||
I got him one of those. | ||
Got him accustomed to the TGT Studios clock. | ||
That's kind of cool. | ||
No big deal. | ||
Nothing weird about that. | ||
Don't be scared of that weed. | ||
Is he still trying to build that subway underneath the LA? That motherfucker's trying to build everything. | ||
If you talk to him in private, I wish I could try his brain out for a day and find out what's going on in there, but it's just rattling around information constantly. | ||
Things are flying around. | ||
And he's just grabbing it and stuffing it into boxes and digging holes under the ground and shooting things to the moon. | ||
His brain just doesn't stop. | ||
He's single? | ||
He is now. | ||
Holla. | ||
When you talk to guys like that who are lateral thinkers, you realize the guy who made me feel really dumb and almost like a fraud was... | ||
Brendan Schaub? | ||
Not Brendan Schaub. | ||
Peter Thiel. | ||
I was listening to him talk. | ||
And I went... | ||
Yeah, I met him. | ||
I had dinner at his house tonight. | ||
And I was like... | ||
He was talking. | ||
And I realized that everything I say is basically an amalgam of the things I've read or heard. | ||
And he's one of the ones that write those things. | ||
Yeah. | ||
He just thinks things on his own. | ||
Well, you know, he started PayPal with Elon. | ||
God damn! | ||
That's how those boys got rich? | ||
Yeah. | ||
PayPal? | ||
That's one of the ways. | ||
Well, whenever you think you're a black belt, you realize you're a white belt. | ||
Here you go, buddy. | ||
Pass that shit to me. | ||
Elon went on the podcast, when he asked him a question, though, he really downloaded that data before he gave an answer. | ||
Long pauses. | ||
I would say he's very enthusiastic, almost like a child with certain things, with his blowtorch gun, stuff like that. | ||
But when it comes to thinking about things, he'll just sit down and pause before he gives you an answer. | ||
He wants to really consider it. | ||
Very smart. | ||
Because I just go... | ||
And then fucking Tesla. | ||
He's thoughtful. | ||
But that's also one of the charms of you is that you say stupid shit that you wish you didn't say right after you said it. | ||
Right after you said it, I know he's like, God damn, I probably should have said that. | ||
Yeah, my entire career. | ||
Yeah, but look how well it's going. | ||
I mean, you're doing a Showtime special fucking two and a half years into comedy. | ||
Not even, right? | ||
How many years in the comedy? | ||
By the time you film it. | ||
Two and change. | ||
Two and change. | ||
That's outstanding. | ||
I say stick with what got you to the dance. | ||
That's exactly right. | ||
Verbal diarrhea. | ||
Just keep going. | ||
Until I get assassinated. | ||
Yeah, I'll get assassinated. | ||
Things will get, yeah. | ||
You'll be fine. | ||
You're saying funny shit. | ||
It's not me. | ||
Why do you think you'd get assassinated? | ||
What's that guy got going in his stomach? | ||
Are you talking some mad shit? | ||
Which guy? | ||
I just say crazy shit. | ||
Hey, what's the referee wearing? | ||
The referee's like wearing something around his waist. | ||
A punch? | ||
No, no, no. | ||
It's like a... | ||
Please be a fanny pack. | ||
It's a fanny pack. | ||
Is it? | ||
Maybe he just has a fat dick. | ||
See what I'm saying? | ||
On both sides, he's carrying something. | ||
It looks like in the front. | ||
Maybe it is a fanny pack. | ||
Damn, we don't know who's fighting. | ||
Jingling. | ||
He is a beast. | ||
And Zawada. | ||
Yes, he is. | ||
Is he? | ||
Folks watching at home, 4 minutes and 37, 36, 35, 34, 33 seconds into the first round. | ||
Dude, fuck this card. | ||
If it ain't Chuck Tito, I ain't watching. | ||
Oh, shit. | ||
They're fighting today, right? | ||
I guess. | ||
Yeah, that's fine. | ||
They're fighting tonight. | ||
Is there an undercard for that? | ||
There's an undercard with 19 fights. | ||
They both look in great shape, right? | ||
Yes. | ||
They both look in great shape. | ||
Chuck looks in great shape. | ||
Chuck has a gigantic vein across his bicep. | ||
They've been tested, too. | ||
That's a good sign. | ||
Chuck always had that, like, kind of, his belly always sticks out. | ||
We call it the power gut. | ||
Power gut. | ||
He's always had that, even when he was at the top of the food chain. | ||
When he was the best light heavyweight. | ||
Oh, shit. | ||
Zawada clipped him. | ||
Damn, Jinglang. | ||
Even when Chuck was at the top of the food chain, he always had that. | ||
That's just how he's built. | ||
He's just built odd. | ||
Tito was pointing at it. | ||
It was really funny. | ||
He was making fun of him, but he was wearing a shirt. | ||
It didn't make any sense. | ||
Yeah, it was strange. | ||
Tito, you were wearing a shirt. | ||
The whole thing's been a little strange. | ||
I think they should have done like, because those guys should go out on their shields as Hall of Famers. | ||
I think, I wish, you know, Chuck said when they wanted to do the fight, he called Dana and Dana was like, get the fuck out of here. | ||
It ain't happening. | ||
Good luck though. | ||
And so I wish they would have done like a tough finale or like a big card and they're just like a feature fight or some shit. | ||
You know what? | ||
I want to see it. | ||
I support everyone's right to do whatever they want to do, whenever they want to do it, as long as they're not hurting anybody. | ||
And this goes into that. | ||
I support your right to bull ride. | ||
I support your right to skydive. | ||
Do whatever you want to do, man. | ||
And if these guys... | ||
What is our thought? | ||
If they don't do this, they're going to live forever? | ||
No. | ||
They know the risks. | ||
They're big boys. | ||
The real question is... | ||
Should they be doing it? | ||
They went through all the testing. | ||
I had Chuck and Tito both on my show. | ||
I asked Chuck, you've gone through all the testing with Commission California? | ||
Because when I was fighting, going through California commissions, they were by far the strictest. | ||
You do not want to fight here. | ||
If you're taking protein powder, they're the worst. | ||
Chuck's like, I went through all the California commission shit. | ||
I'm like, damn! | ||
I'm a big fan of this guy who runs it in California, Andy Foster. | ||
He's a beast. | ||
He's really on top of the ball. | ||
He's super proactive. | ||
He's really smart. | ||
He used to fight himself. | ||
Lifelong martial artist. | ||
Full respect for the sport. | ||
Super progressive about people's weight cuts. | ||
Doesn't want people cutting a shitload of weight in his state. | ||
He tries to monitor their hydration. | ||
He wants to get your weight out in advance. | ||
He's ahead of it with everything. | ||
He's not a dinosaur. | ||
No, he's ahead of it also with weight classes. | ||
They instituted more weight classes in California early on. | ||
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Are you guys aware of how 1FC does their weigh-ins? | |
How do they do it? | ||
How do they do it? | ||
There's no weight cutting, man. | ||
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Really? | |
There's no weight cutting. | ||
They do hydration tests. | ||
Wow. | ||
They do hydration tests. | ||
So you fight whatever is closest to your natural weight, which I think makes sense. | ||
One FC, 100% is doing it better than anybody else. | ||
100%. | ||
You know what the problem with that is, though? | ||
Some people have bodies. | ||
They stop the weight cutting. | ||
It's not necessary. | ||
So it's the divisions. | ||
The division is what you weigh. | ||
So Ben Askren went up to 185. He was 170, and they jumped him up to 185, which is like his real walk-around weight. | ||
How do they determine what that weight is? | ||
There's got to be an official weigh-in at some point. | ||
Look, you could always manipulate your weight and stay healthy within a certain range of your discipline, right? | ||
And you would still be hydrated. | ||
So if you, like, say if you said your best weight is 165, you just decided that, all you would have to do is make sure you got your body weight down and do it over a long period of time so that you're, you know, you're doing cardio, you're eating right, you're making sure, and then keep your weight in that range. | ||
Like, you could decide totally. | ||
To fluctuate 10 pounds one way or the other and still be fairly healthy. | ||
It's just a matter of how much certain kinds of exercise you do and how much time. | ||
But the thing about the certain kinds of exercise is once people got some power, they don't want to give that power up. | ||
And if you're like 175 but jacked and you really would be better off 165 but a little thinner, you know, like cardio-wise, a lot of guys don't want to give up that power. | ||
But also, you know, some guys are huge for their weight class, and for whatever reason, like Darren Till, and who's the guy in Bellator who lost Rory Markham in the title fight, Rory McDonald? | ||
Lima. | ||
Those guys are giant for their weight class. | ||
Beast, beast. | ||
And I think sometimes some people have the kind of body, like some people have a body, like they're 230, but their weight's all on their ass and legs, and they have small upper bodies. | ||
And maybe that's not as good as someone like, I don't know, who has... | ||
That's all well and good. | ||
But the real thing should be, what do you really weigh? | ||
All the other stuff is bullshit. | ||
All the other stuff is just, we've just agreed upon this because we've been doing it this way for so long. | ||
It should be, get to a healthy weight, what do you weigh, and there's got to be more weight class. | ||
It's just from a wrestling background, right? | ||
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How do we test the hydration? | |
They make you urinate and they check your urine and they check the weight of your urine. | ||
That's one of the ways. | ||
There's a bunch of different sophisticated ways to do it. | ||
The weight of your urine. | ||
Yeah, because the more minerals and the more stuff is in your urine, it indicates how much water you have in your body. | ||
Like what percentage of water you have in your body, whether or not you're dehydrated. | ||
Just make sure. | ||
I might be wrong about that. | ||
So when you pee... | ||
A clear, that means you're more hydrated, right? | ||
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Yes, yes. | |
And the darker it is... | ||
But it doesn't necessarily... | ||
If you've taken a bunch of vitamins, you can still pee dark. | ||
It's a bright yellow. | ||
Oh, my shit will be toxic. | ||
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It's like, ah, neon, it stinks. | |
Some of it does come out in your urine, but some of it still is getting absorbed in your body. | ||
It's not all of it that's going out in your urine. | ||
It's still a good idea to take multivitamins. | ||
1FC hired Misha Tate, too. | ||
She's moving there. | ||
She's going to move to Singapore. | ||
I think it's a smart move, man. | ||
She's a smart girl. | ||
Singapore's a great place to live. | ||
Hey, man, they might seriously be looking at her as a big-time executive, like the female Dana White for Asia. | ||
Sounds like that's what they're doing. | ||
Well, Rich Franklin's doing it, too, though, right? | ||
Doesn't he have a big role over there as well? | ||
Yep. | ||
Huge role, right? | ||
What does he do over there? | ||
I'm not sure what he does, but he's got some kind of executive job. | ||
And does he live in Singapore as well? | ||
Damn, Franklin. | ||
You have to live in Singapore. | ||
Misha was headed there. | ||
They're not going to commit to you unless you commit to them. | ||
Now, did Brandon Vera just won? | ||
Was that in 1FC? Did you see his fight? | ||
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Yeah. | |
Dude, Brandon Vera is a monster in heavyweight. | ||
A monster in heavyweight. | ||
He looks amazing. | ||
Dude, he looks so good. | ||
The guy beats no punk either, and he's so... | ||
Wasn't he an Olympic Greco guy, Brandon Vera? | ||
No. | ||
He was a very good wrestler. | ||
And you know what the funny thing is? | ||
What he's known for is his kickboxing. | ||
Amazing. | ||
You know, he had a hard time in the UFC, dude, because there was this one period of time where they were in contract negotiations, and I feel like he lost a lot of momentum there. | ||
Well, because remember, he beat Frank Mir, and then goes, I'm going to be the light heavyweight champion and heavyweight champion. | ||
What's up? | ||
And then there were issues. | ||
Yeah, then there were issues. | ||
And then he was like out for a while. | ||
Yeah, it was out for a long time. | ||
And he came back, and it was tough, man. | ||
He got his nose. | ||
Fuck. | ||
Didn't he also fight Fabricio Verdum and he got trapped under the mount? | ||
Wasn't it Verdum who TKO'd him? | ||
Was it Verdum? | ||
I feel like Verdum just handled him. | ||
I remember you realized he had really good jiu-jitsu. | ||
Remember he submitted... | ||
Pull that up. | ||
What's that dude's name? | ||
Brazilian cat. | ||
I'm forgetting his name now. | ||
Asuario Silva? | ||
Yeah. | ||
Big dude. | ||
Yeah, big dude. | ||
Yeah, he has skills, dude. | ||
He trained at 10th Planet. | ||
I was there with him at 10th Planet one day. | ||
Way back in the day. | ||
He dropped in a few times. | ||
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Yeah. | |
But he was also trained by a homeboy... | ||
Rob Kamen. | ||
No. | ||
Yes. | ||
For kickboxing, but Jiu-Jitsu. | ||
He was in San Diego. | ||
The Alliance. | ||
He's been with the Alliance forever. | ||
But he was a black belt. | ||
Who's the black dude? | ||
Lloyd Irvin. | ||
Lloyd Irvin. | ||
Yeah, he was with Lloyd Irvin. | ||
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That's right. | |
Yeah, that's right. | ||
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Exactly. | |
He's a Lloyd Irvin guy. | ||
Dude, Brandon Barrett is a bad motherfucker. | ||
Well, what's crazy is his wrestling and his grappling was like what you would think if you looked at his skill set, but it's like he just got so good at striking early on. | ||
He was known more of a striker than anything. | ||
Oh, by far. | ||
Dude, remember when Frank Mir came back after the motorcycle accident? | ||
Like, here's Brandon Vera. | ||
And Brandon Vera went, cool story. | ||
Knee! | ||
And just fucked him up. | ||
Yeah, he fucked him up. | ||
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It was horrible. | |
Doesn't he have a head kick knockout, too? | ||
Brandon Vera? | ||
Oh, yeah. | ||
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Dude, you see him in the UFC. Big time head kick knockout. | |
Well, he knocked out Frank Mir with a head kick. | ||
Who smashed his nose? | ||
His nose got so fucked up in one fight. | ||
Remember? | ||
Brandon Barrett's nose? | ||
Yeah, his nose was literally completely flat. | ||
He's had some tough fights, man. | ||
But in 1FC, you see him soccer kick dudes in the face? | ||
Dude, it's wrong. | ||
When they let him kick people on the ground, first of all, he's so much bigger now. | ||
Dude, he's so jacked now. | ||
And some poor soul he fought was like, oh, there's soccer kicks? | ||
Not worried. | ||
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He's huge! | |
So you're allowed to kick that guy on the ground? | ||
While the guys are on the ground, he's soccer kicking them in the head. | ||
It's bad, dude. | ||
That's not a good rule. | ||
Like, on their back. | ||
It's fighting. | ||
Getting head kicked. | ||
Dude, but that soccer head kick, they'll make you rethink your entire life. | ||
The soccer head kick, there's so much power in that. | ||
Part of the game. | ||
It is probably the most powerful kick you could do, honestly. | ||
It's one of those weird kicks that doesn't really show up in martial arts, except if you allow someone to kick someone when they're down. | ||
Because that's the only time or ever you can generate that kind of power. | ||
Because if you really think about it, like everything else, you've got to kind of teach your foot. | ||
To do this. | ||
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Yeah. | |
You gotta teach your body to do this. | ||
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Yeah. | |
You gotta teach yourself. | ||
But this. | ||
A kid does that. | ||
Everybody does that. | ||
You're talking about the Charlie Brown kids. | ||
That's the Charlie Brown. | ||
From like one foot away. | ||
Yeah. | ||
And just fucked it. | ||
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Dude. | |
Everybody can do it. | ||
You know how violent that is? | ||
You can hold your head. | ||
He can't. | ||
Really? | ||
Everybody can do that. | ||
Jamie, bring Brandon Vera up. | ||
First of all, Brandon Vera looks like a video game character now. | ||
I need to see him, because he used to be flat. | ||
His body was flat. | ||
No, he looks like Saget off Street Fighter now. | ||
Dude, he's a giant man. | ||
He looks like Saget off Street Fighter. | ||
Is that from eating a lot of steak? | ||
Yes. | ||
What do you think? | ||
He's like 240 now, 240 maybe? | ||
Boom! | ||
And that's just one. | ||
That's just one. | ||
Look at this. | ||
Boom! | ||
Oh, Jesus Christ. | ||
He's athletic as shit. | ||
That's not a bad one. | ||
That's just one. | ||
There's another one when he's head-kicking the guy while the guy's down. | ||
He just soccer kicks the shit out of him. | ||
He was like the first real big-time athlete that I remember. | ||
But some people think that this is a better way to express fighting because this is realistic. | ||
I disagree. | ||
Oh, that's the back of the head. | ||
I think that's bad. | ||
I like it. | ||
Eddie loves that shit. | ||
Too barbaric, man. | ||
I would like to see headbutts. | ||
Bring the headbutts back. | ||
Oh, this fight is over? | ||
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No. | |
That's Cambodian. | ||
Between rounds. | ||
We're not even paying attention to this fight at all. | ||
We're watching extraneous fights. | ||
This is when people get mad. | ||
No one paid attention to these fights. | ||
This is a good fight. | ||
This is actually a really good fight. | ||
You know, UFC Fight Pass is working on getting this league. | ||
I think it's in Burma, where you just wrap your hands. | ||
It's Muay Thai kickboxing with... | ||
Headbutts. | ||
Legal. | ||
What is it called? | ||
Letchway? | ||
How do you say it? | ||
Yeah, it's called Lethway or something. | ||
Lethway, I think. | ||
It's a fight league? | ||
They're working on getting that on Fight Pass. | ||
It's crazy what that means. | ||
So what, they put ropes on their hands? | ||
Yeah, they wrap their hands up with something. | ||
I'm not sure. | ||
But barely. | ||
But the fact that headbutts are legal, holy shit. | ||
So Frank Grillo in Fight World went to Cambodia and lived with them and studied with them. | ||
And the problem is they don't have ice in Cambodia. | ||
They're so poor. | ||
So when they get hit in the face and stuff, they just stay swollen. | ||
So between rounds. | ||
Lethwe. | ||
Lethwe. | ||
It's incredible. | ||
I wonder how they say it. | ||
I wonder how you pronounce it. | ||
Shots. | ||
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Highlights. | |
Elbows. | ||
Headbutts. | ||
Standing against the ropes. | ||
Boom. | ||
Dude just dropped. | ||
And are you allowed to hit to the back of the head? | ||
I'm not sure about that. | ||
You know, Eddie and I have talked about this a hundred times, but it's an important fact that when you watch head kicks, there's a lot of the time head kicks are landing to the back of the head. | ||
Like you say you can't hit someone in the back of the head, right? | ||
It's not supposed to be legal. | ||
If I go over your shoulder and I kick you, I'm kicking the back of the head. | ||
So do punches, though. | ||
Like a lot of right hands, a guy that hits him right in the fucking back of the head. | ||
Bring up Ernesto Host when he hits Maurice Green. | ||
Maurice Smith. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Dude, he wraps his head around your fucking head and his neck just goes... | ||
His foot around your head. | ||
His neck just went... | ||
Yeah. | ||
That was tough. | ||
I was good friends with Maurice when that was going on. | ||
Maurice was fighting when, you know, he probably shouldn't have been doing it anymore. | ||
Denver's finest. | ||
Well, Ernesto Host is, you know... | ||
But I mean, he was fighting pro kickboxing while he was also doing MMA. And Maurice is a world-class kickboxer. | ||
But I really think for you to fight a guy like Ernesto Hoost, you kind of have to be kickboxing all the time. | ||
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Of course. | |
You've got to be all in. | ||
Of course. | ||
And Maurice... | ||
You see what he does like that? | ||
Yeah. | ||
And Maurice... | ||
Like, for real, was a super skilled world champion kickboxer. | ||
But he had been doing... | ||
Oh, my God. | ||
How do you... | ||
Look at that. | ||
He lifts his... | ||
Watch this. | ||
Dude, he was so good. | ||
Mr. Perfect. | ||
Remember his fights against Bob Sapp? | ||
Yeah, dude. | ||
Look at this. | ||
His fucking leg kicks, man. | ||
They're the best. | ||
Look at the way he punches, though. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Well, he did everything awesome. | ||
But the thing about him, you know, here's another one. | ||
Look at him now. | ||
He looks like a super fighter game, too, right? | ||
Doesn't he look like some kind of video game character in these images? | ||
Well, then go to him early in his career. | ||
He was a bag of bones, man. | ||
Really? | ||
Yeah, he was skinny. | ||
What do you think? | ||
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He was like 160. Yeah, he was a good diet. | |
Dude, for real, he was real thin. | ||
He was very long and almost like Stylebender-like. | ||
Great fighter. | ||
And then he got super jacked later in his part. | ||
Oh, no. | ||
Damn, Crow Cop. | ||
Dude, his leg kicks were sensational. | ||
How about when Bob Sapp beat him? | ||
Yeah, right? | ||
You think that was a real fight? | ||
Fuck yeah, it was. | ||
You think those were real? | ||
Fuck yeah, that shit was real. | ||
Real to me! | ||
Dude, Bob Sapp is a giant human being. | ||
375. They faked a lot of fights, though. | ||
They faked a lot of fights. | ||
How dare you, Eddie? | ||
He's right. | ||
But did Bob Sapp have the fuck-up shoulder, or was it Ernesto? | ||
Remember, they kept hitting it, and that's what stopped the fight? | ||
No, no, no. | ||
That was a different fight. | ||
I think you're thinking of a different fight. | ||
No, I'm not. | ||
One of them had a really fucked up shoulder and he kept kicking it. | ||
And he was like, no, no, no. | ||
Ernesto kept kicking it? | ||
Yeah, he was like, no, no, no. | ||
Maybe that was Bob Sapp. | ||
That had to be one that he lost because he won the two fights that he had against Ernesto that I'm aware of. | ||
Bob Sapp did. | ||
Didn't he, Eddie? | ||
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No, no. | |
Bob Sapp beat Ernesto. | ||
Yeah, he beat him. | ||
That's all I know is that he beat him once. | ||
I don't remember the second fight or if they even fought twice or three times. | ||
I just remember Bob Sapp beating him. | ||
When you really think about it, Maury Smith worked with Bob Sapp as well, taught him a lot about kickboxing. | ||
But when you think about it, Maury Smith was like the first real high-level kickboxer to become successful at MMA. Yep. | ||
Right? | ||
The first world champion. | ||
Remember when he fought Conan Silvera and head kicked him? | ||
Everybody was like, you can't beat a Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belt. | ||
You're definitely not going to beat him. | ||
And Coleman. | ||
Remember when he fought Coleman? | ||
Dude, I was there. | ||
I was there. | ||
So was I. We were at that fight together. | ||
That's right. | ||
We were there together. | ||
Goddamn. | ||
How long was that? | ||
1996. Holy shit. | ||
Right? | ||
96, 97? | ||
No, I think it was 97. 97, it might have even been 98. He kept saying, come on, come on, come on. | ||
Come on, Mark. | ||
Ground and pound me. | ||
Boom! | ||
Come on, Mark. | ||
Ground and pound me. | ||
And you saw Mark at one point got kicked one too many times and just went... | ||
Stopped and everybody went, oh! | ||
He did take down Maury Smith a couple times. | ||
The problem was Maury Smith has a very good defensive guard. | ||
High level recovery. | ||
And fantastic cardio. | ||
Who was he working with? | ||
He was also working with Matt Hume. | ||
He did a lot of work with Frank Shamrock. | ||
He was good friends with Shamrock. | ||
He was also an easy 230. He actually played lockdown too. | ||
Yeah, yeah, he did. | ||
Yeah, look, Maury Smith is a smart guy, and his kickboxing was so high-level, man. | ||
When he started fighting these MMA fighters, they realized that he could defend himself off of his back, but if you're standing up with him, you're just fucked, man. | ||
Yeah, the problem was Mark Coleman never really worked on his guard passing back then. | ||
You know what I mean? | ||
He just assumed that when you take someone down, you just get on top of them and beat the shit out of them. | ||
But that's true if you don't have any kind of guard. | ||
But Maurice Smith had a professional defensive guard. | ||
Yeah, yeah. | ||
And also, this is the headbutt days. | ||
That was headbutt days. | ||
Yeah. | ||
I don't think they fought with gloves on either. | ||
You would overhook here. | ||
They had gloves, right? | ||
Yeah, they definitely had gloves. | ||
Sidekick? | ||
Do you remember the most important guard position when headbutts are allowed? | ||
Gotta grab the back of the head. | ||
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No. | |
He just won with a sidekick. | ||
With a front foot sidekick. | ||
Straight to the gut. | ||
Damn, a front foot sidekick. | ||
He's a beast, man. | ||
He's had some great fights in the UFC. Man. | ||
Jon Jones dropped Vitor Belfort with a front leg sidekick once. | ||
That was amazing. | ||
I've never seen that. | ||
Front leg sidekick, one of the most underrated kicks. | ||
People just don't do it that good. | ||
Do you think Vitor Belfort's cage side tonight with Chuck Thielen rushes the cage? | ||
And says, I wouldn't fight both you pussies. | ||
But he's just fucking juiced to the gills. | ||
And we're like, yeah! | ||
It probably will happen. | ||
If they'd let him, if the UFC let him go over there. | ||
If they let him leave... | ||
Oh, that's right. | ||
I bet Dana will. | ||
He let Chuck do it? | ||
And they'll have him, too. | ||
You know, if they just... | ||
You've got to regulate medications. | ||
Make sure that everything's okay. | ||
Come on. | ||
I mean, if they're testing Chuck and Tito, you've got to test Vitor, too. | ||
Vitor can't fight in Kelly. | ||
Let's not do that. | ||
Okay. | ||
Let's only have him fight in, like... | ||
Let's be on an Indian reservation. | ||
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What way was this fight in? | |
I don't know. | ||
185? | ||
170? | ||
Yeah. | ||
Is it lightweight? | ||
Big 170ers. | ||
Dude, how about Patsanibbio versus Neil Magny? | ||
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Yeah, man. | |
He looks really good. | ||
Patsanibbio's a real problem for people. | ||
He looks really good. | ||
Fuck, he's good, man. | ||
He looks really good. | ||
Neil Magny, I don't know if it's the jet lag or what. | ||
He's my boy, but it was a late start and he got eight the fuck up. | ||
Yeah, he got chewed up. | ||
He got chewed up. | ||
He said he got poked in the eye, like, early in the first round, and he just couldn't decide, like, depth. | ||
He had no idea what to do, so he's just always, like, waiting. | ||
Fuck, that's a real problem, man. | ||
And, you know, there's a solution in the works. | ||
I can't talk about it. | ||
I'm sworn to secrecy. | ||
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What's the problem? | |
Eye pokes. | ||
Goggles. | ||
No, they have a better glove design that they're working on right now. | ||
The UFC is doing it? | ||
That someone's working on. | ||
I can't say anything. | ||
I already said too much. | ||
Giant gecko hands. | ||
Dude, I also heard they're doing something about a rumor. | ||
It's a super rumor. | ||
I don't start anything. | ||
USADA in 2019. Really? | ||
Really? | ||
Boom! | ||
Look at that. | ||
Sidekick to the body and the nasty left hands. | ||
You mean they might get rid of USADA and we're back to your old days? | ||
That's crazy. | ||
I don't know if they were getting rid of it, but maybe a little... | ||
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That is so crazy. | |
Sidekick to the body. | ||
But especially the way he threw it. | ||
I mean, he really got his weight behind it. | ||
You could fuck people up with that, man. | ||
Set a lips on him. | ||
It's like we all accept that the front leg side or the turning side kick or spinning back kick, we all accept that puts people out, right? | ||
Well, how much harder is your turning side kick than your front leg side kick? | ||
Way harder. | ||
Yeah, but... | ||
Significantly. | ||
But how much does it take, really, to make your body cave in? | ||
Because my front leg sidekick is way harder than my left hook. | ||
Way harder. | ||
Your front foot? | ||
Front leg sidekick. | ||
Really? | ||
So, yeah. | ||
So if you think, like, of course you can left hook someone in the body and drop them and fuck them up bad. | ||
You hit them in the liver, right? | ||
Well, why wouldn't you think that you could do that also with a front leg sidekick on a regular basis? | ||
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Yeah. | |
You just got to have a quicker snap to it. | ||
It takes a long time to develop. | ||
That's the problem. | ||
It does. | ||
You've got to develop that quick snap, and that's what most guys are missing. | ||
Most guys, it comes out too slow, so it's like a push. | ||
The body's more designed for a left hook. | ||
You can keep the power in your left hook probably until you're in your 60s versus a front-side kick is an athletic move. | ||
There's really no heavyweight to kick that much. | ||
Well, Volcon... | ||
A little bit, but not like crazy. | ||
He has some good kicks. | ||
He's a good kicker. | ||
Yeah. | ||
But nothing like crazy. | ||
No. | ||
Nothing like a Crow Cop type character. | ||
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No. | |
There's no one in the UFC right now. | ||
For the big guys, there's really not... | ||
That's a kicker. | ||
Who else? | ||
Well, there must be someone we're not thinking of. | ||
Marcin Tabura kicks a lot. | ||
But he's not like a barboza. | ||
Not like a heavyweight barboza. | ||
There's no, like, just monster with the kicks. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
Yeah, I was hoping that was going to be something we would acquire, right? | ||
Like, get some sort of Rico Verhoeven type character. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Because he's fighting MMA, and he's training at AKA. Well, listen, stand-up-wise, he's on not just one level, but so many levels above most people in MMA. Really? | ||
Rico Verhoeven is a monster, dude. | ||
As far as strict stand-up, but that doesn't always translate. | ||
It doesn't translate. | ||
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Yeah, I don't know. | |
It doesn't translate. | ||
The distance is different, the timing, your stance. | ||
Verhoeven is something special. | ||
And he's a big, giant guy with crazy cardio. | ||
Have you ever seen him, Brian? | ||
No. | ||
Is he obviously a Dutch guy? | ||
One of those giant, milk-fed Dutch guys. | ||
Jacked. | ||
Really? | ||
Yeah, he's about 240-plus pounds, and the guy has mad cardio. | ||
It's one of the crazy things about him. | ||
He puts a crazy pace on these guys, and he's a striker. | ||
Have you seen some of his MMA fights? | ||
No. | ||
Who the fuck is fighting that poor soul? | ||
I mean, he's just... | ||
Oh, Lord have mercy. | ||
You want some of that, B? What the fuck is going on? | ||
Yeah, see if you can find a... | ||
Oh, I mean, I'd have to use my kicks. | ||
Dude, and he's at... | ||
Hey, B, and he's at AK training with DC, Kane. | ||
Dude, hey, guys, I've sparred. | ||
Hey, what is this? | ||
Bro, what the fuck are you showing us, Jamie? | ||
He's an absolute... | ||
Don't you do that. | ||
He's a giant Dutchman. | ||
He's a giant Dutchman. | ||
Find a highlight reel. | ||
He's a monster, dude. | ||
Great hair, too. | ||
And he's a young guy. | ||
I mean, I don't even know... | ||
Out of all the highlights. | ||
That guy survived, too. | ||
That guy's beat some of the best in the world out of all the guys. | ||
Not that the guy's not highly skilled. | ||
He looks like my uncle. | ||
He can take a beating. | ||
No, that big guy's supposed to be super tough. | ||
For sure. | ||
Look at that. | ||
People like that kind of shit, you know? | ||
It's like... | ||
Oof. | ||
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Goddamn. | |
People love when Big Roy wins by knockout. | ||
They trust... | ||
Yes, they do. | ||
Isn't it weird that guy must do fucking tons of cardio, but his gut just stays. | ||
He just ate the wrong food, bro. | ||
Look at that fucking combo. | ||
Look at his kicks, man. | ||
I mean, Rico Verhoeven. | ||
Go to his MMA fight. | ||
Go to his MMA fight. | ||
Some guy gets fucking starched. | ||
And you can't... | ||
He's not fighting experienced, dude. | ||
Wait, wait, wait. | ||
What are you doing? | ||
What are you doing? | ||
Who's running this shit, Ben? | ||
You can't listen. | ||
I'm all over the place, James. | ||
His kicks are so awful. | ||
You were trying to watch some of this stuff. | ||
God, knees, kicks. | ||
Oh! | ||
Jesus Christ. | ||
Jesus Christ is right. | ||
How old is he? | ||
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I don't even think he's 30. 17. Boom! | |
He's 15 years old. | ||
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Russian? | |
No, he's Dutch. | ||
He's 15. If I had a guess, I would say he's like 29. How old is he? | ||
I'd say he's in his 30s. | ||
Can't check it? | ||
The Dutch are the tallest people in the world, right? | ||
They're the biggest people in the world in general. | ||
Are they? | ||
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Yeah. | |
They're giant people. | ||
I don't know if they're the biggest people in the world, but they average... | ||
I heard they're the tallest people in the world. | ||
Dude, I'd love to see him and Alistair Overeem go out in MMA. A couple of big boys. | ||
Alistair would take him down, for sure. | ||
Alistair's a very good grappler. | ||
But Alistair would definitely stand up with him for a little bit. | ||
For sure. | ||
Which is what he does, but he would take him down. | ||
Alistair, very underrated grappler. | ||
Oh, amazing grappler. | ||
Yeah, and his ground and pound will fuck you up. | ||
It's a real problem. | ||
He was known for his guillotine for a little bit. | ||
Yeah, and it's also, he's just had so many more MMA fights. | ||
He's been fighting for a hundred years. | ||
Yeah. | ||
He's good at everything. | ||
But Verhoeven, he has an advantage over basically everybody right now in heavyweight. | ||
Saki has that smooth build, too, where he's just like, you know what? | ||
Oh my god, look at him. | ||
But what's interesting is Saki, what is he, fighting 185 in the UFC? Yeah. | ||
Or no, 205. 205. But he should be a 185-er. | ||
Yeah, that's what it is, right? | ||
Yeah, he should be fighting 185. What's that, bro? | ||
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29. 29 years old. | |
29 years old. | ||
Van Hoover. | ||
Rico Verhoeven is not even 30. So is he in the UFC yet or no? | ||
No. | ||
He's making his way through smaller organizations. | ||
So show me one of his MMA fights. | ||
Holy shit. | ||
He fights MMA? Yes, bro. | ||
Some poor soul who's 0-1 is fighting him. | ||
Rico Verhoeven. | ||
Rico Verhoeven. | ||
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Verhoeven. | |
He's a real prompt. | ||
And he's training with Kane and DC. Heavyweight. | ||
What? | ||
He's huge, dude. | ||
I mean, he's like 6'4". | ||
You better get that jiu-jitsu together, though. | ||
Isn't he about 6'4"? | ||
He's a big boy. | ||
He's a big boy, yeah. | ||
Big boy and 240 jacked. | ||
Don't let the goal snitch around him, though. | ||
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Phenomenal shape. | |
Yeah, maybe not. | ||
There's been a lot of great strikers coming. | ||
Let's wait and see what happens next year. | ||
Yeah, he's got to get that jiu-jitsu together. | ||
Oh, for sure, right? | ||
Yeah. | ||
What do you think is happening? | ||
Again, rumor on super dark web rumor is that there's going to be a change with USADA moving forward a little bit. | ||
Is this him, Jamie, in this video? | ||
Oh, shit! | ||
He took the guy down! | ||
Nice! | ||
Maybe he's good at jiu-jitsu! | ||
He's an athlete! | ||
Look, he's mounting him! | ||
Holy shit! | ||
Oh, the body! | ||
Oh, shit! | ||
Dude, you do not want that guy on top of you growing and powering you. | ||
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Oh, shit! | |
Oh, no! | ||
Looks like he's... | ||
Who knows? | ||
Maybe he's really good on the ground. | ||
Show me that again, Jamie. | ||
Show me the beginning part of it again. | ||
It's supposed to have been a while ago if it's on Inside MMA. He's still doing that high cover-up, which obviously worked there. | ||
Man, he had to take the dude down. | ||
Yeah, that was a wild little exchange. | ||
I mean, that dude did not... | ||
I mean, they came to throw at each other. | ||
That guy was not avoiding them. | ||
I like how he's punching the ribs from the mound. | ||
Who does that? | ||
Punching the ribs from the mound? | ||
He can hit you so hard, man. | ||
You get a real striker on top of you that actually could turn their hips in. | ||
Generate the force? | ||
Yeah. | ||
Do you remember when Cro Cop got on top of Gabriel Gonzaga? | ||
The rematch, the revenge fight. | ||
The elbows? | ||
He smashed him with elbows. | ||
They were horrific. | ||
Horrible. | ||
Horrific. | ||
And then Gabriel got good with elbows from the bottom. | ||
Didn't he fuck somebody up from the bottom? | ||
Look at the Uri Faber in this corner there. | ||
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Look at this. | |
Here it is. | ||
More recent fight. | ||
I can't tell if it's the same one, but the video is more recent. | ||
This is Rico Verhoeven. | ||
This looks like the same fight, isn't it? | ||
I think it's the same one. | ||
How many has he had? | ||
Is it? | ||
That looks like the same guy. | ||
It says debut, but I don't know how it would be. | ||
No, this is the same fight. | ||
Yeah, same guy. | ||
For a kickboxer? | ||
Not bad passing. | ||
Yeah, I mean, he's gonna learn, right? | ||
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He's high. | |
He's also smart. | ||
So, like, what got him to become an elite kickboxer, that kind of intelligence as well as hard work, he's just gonna translate that to MMA. He's just gotta make sure that he fixes the holes in his game. | ||
He's at the right camp. | ||
Whatever he's got. | ||
Man, he likes them out. | ||
He's at the right camp, AK, with the wrestlers. | ||
These are hard fucking punches, man. | ||
Look at this. | ||
Cleaning room for your body. | ||
Just lifting a leg up. | ||
I think only one time ever, maybe twice, has someone gotten knocked out while they were mounting somebody from the bottom. | ||
Really? | ||
You're saying the guy on the mount got knocked out? | ||
From the bottom? | ||
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Yeah. | |
Somebody punches up? | ||
Yeah, it's happened at least once, maybe twice. | ||
That's embarrassing. | ||
Getting knocked out while you're being mounted. | ||
I mean, while you're mounted. | ||
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Sorry, excuse me. | |
I think Dwayne Ludwig... | ||
And when... | ||
Wasn't that something that... | ||
Who... | ||
It happened in Japan. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Man, I'm trying to remember this. | ||
Dwayne Ludwig's fight? | ||
Yeah. | ||
Why do I feel like Dwayne Ludwig did it to... | ||
Oh, Eve Edwards. | ||
Dwayne Ludwig did it to Eve Edwards. | ||
He hurt him, like, really bad. | ||
And Eve, like, covered it up. | ||
And Eve was on top? | ||
Yeah, Eve was on top. | ||
And Dwayne punched it from the bottom and hurt him really bad. | ||
He talked about it on the podcast. | ||
Now I remember. | ||
Dude, how long has this fight taken to get to this point? | ||
What's going on here? | ||
Well, they're in China. | ||
Is that where they're at? | ||
Maybe they're just giving us a chance to... | ||
Settle in. | ||
Isn't it weird, though? | ||
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China's communist, right? | |
They're a capitalist country. | ||
They're a command economy, though, where a lot of decisions are made by the Politburo, by the actual government, and then from there... | ||
Their flag looks like the Soviet Union flag. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Red China, right? | ||
It's kind of communist. | ||
There was a communist revolution in China. | ||
Not anymore, though. | ||
It's weird because it's not a democracy. | ||
No. | ||
You know, when I went to Beijing for Abu Dhabi, and in the hotels, boom, they have the TV on with the propaganda in your face. | ||
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Oh, really? | |
How long ago? | ||
You're told. | ||
Just talking shit on the United States. | ||
Really? | ||
Yeah, it's a documentary that's on, you know, it's the default setting on your TVs in Beijing. | ||
When you get there, you sit down to watch TV and a documentary on how bad the United States is is playing? | ||
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Yeah. | |
This is why we're doing what we're doing. | ||
Look at the United States. | ||
The United States is, you know, they're just going down the list of all the things that the United States does that is detrimental to society. | ||
Did you have to do your fingerprints on the machine? | ||
All your fingerprints are recorded, and then you're given, at least when I was shooting a movie, you were given a... | ||
You were just there, right? | ||
Yeah, you were given a memo to say, if you, in no political dissent, like, you will not voice your political point of view if it's contrary to the government's, you know, line. | ||
And if you do that, you'll be asked to leave. | ||
Or you could be, you know, put in jail. | ||
Didn't some American kid, like, try and steal something? | ||
No, that was in North Korea. | ||
Oh, yeah, that was Ball's son. | ||
Ball's son, yeah. | ||
The UCLA basketball team stole, like, some sunglasses. | ||
Yeah. | ||
And fucking Trump had to help get him out. | ||
They don't fuck around China. | ||
They're about to be super fucked. | ||
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Oof. | |
But Deng Xiaoping said famously, to be rich is glorious, which was so contrary to the communist manifesto. | ||
Well, it's cool as fuck that they're allowing the UFC in there, so it can't be that communist. | ||
It's a huge market. | ||
Everybody wants the Chinese market. | ||
Well, that's the next big push for the UFC, right? | ||
I mean, internationally, they're growing like this. | ||
You're not getting Google. | ||
You have to keep trying to find servers that would provide Google and the internet in China. | ||
Because they limit you to the access of everything, right? | ||
Yes, and then they find you and they shut that down and you've got to find another one. | ||
So anybody who worked on the set couldn't get... | ||
You're given a phone there. | ||
So when I was an actor, I was given a phone with WeChat. | ||
Flip phone? | ||
It's a phone issued to me that I can use there. | ||
I can't use, technically, my phone and link into the World Wide Web. | ||
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It's like a Cricut phone? | |
Too many firewalls, yeah. | ||
And then, by the way, if you want to use your phone, you download something called WeChat, which is an app, which, you know, is controlled by somebody, so it's... | ||
There's a lot of groupthink. | ||
There's zero dissent. | ||
And if you say something derogatory about the government... | ||
You disappear. | ||
And something like WeChat, they probably monitor it. | ||
Jesus, man. | ||
You think they monitor it, Brian? | ||
Of course they monitor it. | ||
Of course they do. | ||
You didn't text me, did you? | ||
It's an amazing example of how you can control a lot of people. | ||
And then North Korea, there is no internet, correct? | ||
No. | ||
They get no internet, no TV channels, no HBO. I talked to a friend of mine who works for the government, and his wife works for the government too, and they had to go to Russia for something. | ||
And he said, you were told, just absolutely think you're being followed everywhere you go. | ||
Assume they're listening to every word you say. | ||
Assume that your hotel room's bugged. | ||
And then where you go, you're being followed. | ||
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That's right. | |
It's kind of like the States. | ||
More evidence. | ||
WeChat is recording private messages for Beijing to spy on users. | ||
Did you even use the phone really, B? Not really. | ||
You text me every now and then tell me how bad it sucked. | ||
Hasn't that been happening already for a while? | ||
Don't we already know that? | ||
That they're like... | ||
Everything that's online is... | ||
When it's confirmed like that, it just freaks people out, as well it should. | ||
But, you know, we're just... | ||
We forgot how... | ||
This is why freedom of expression and freedom of speech in this country is so important. | ||
Because while this is happening here in the United States, and freedom of speech is, you know, something that gets up for debate sometimes. | ||
It's like, who gets to decide who gets to say this and gets to say that? | ||
What should we stop? | ||
The problem with... | ||
Any kind of censorship is right while we're here being able to talk shit on a podcast, there are big giant spots in the world filled with billions of people that can't do this. | ||
If they did this, they would get arrested. | ||
Like what country? | ||
They would get locked up. | ||
That's exactly right. | ||
What country? | ||
This is deja vu. | ||
China? | ||
We didn't podcast the way we do podcasts? | ||
No fucking chance, man. | ||
The Arab world. | ||
I mean, one of the things that came out in the United Arab Emirates and Qatar, what's come out is that these governments are saying, the royal family of the people that are in power, they go, well, there's political dissent. | ||
So you've got journalists or people who form groups that force, say, let's say democracy or elections. | ||
And guess what? | ||
They hire American mercenaries. | ||
There's just a whole article on it. | ||
Like Blackwater dudes? | ||
Guys like that. | ||
They hire American mercenaries to take care of their terrorist problem. | ||
And their terrorist problem means that they get, as long as the American company gets issued weaponry and orders from the standing army... | ||
Then they can do whatever they want. | ||
Jesus Christ. | ||
What was the article I just read? | ||
It was fascinating. | ||
I think it was the New York Times. | ||
But it was just exposed where there were these ex-badass special forces guys making a fortune essentially acting as mercenaries in countries like the United Arab Emirates, etc. | ||
to get rid of their terrorist problem. | ||
Now that's the royal family saying it's a terrorist problem when it could very well be just a political group. | ||
But they're getting killed. | ||
That's terrible. | ||
So, you know, but the bigger issue in this country is apparently from what I'm seeing in my own experience is that when you put a certain ad on Facebook and Facebook decides that that ad might be offensive to someone. | ||
My account just got flagged, yeah. | ||
Okay. | ||
And so even if you say get in the best shape of your life or whatever it might be, that might make other people feel uncomfortable. | ||
For whatever reason, it's either a bot, an algorithm, or somebody is flagging that ad or shutting down your account. | ||
And I know a number of people that that's happened to. | ||
So what the fuck is going on there? | ||
But you know also, too, is if, let's say you do an ad or you do a post on Instagram. | ||
Let's say you have 2 million followers on how many you have. | ||
Let's say you have 60 million. | ||
And you do a post, you know they limit how many people it reaches now? | ||
You have to pay extra to make sure it reaches more people. | ||
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They got you. | |
This is Facebook. | ||
Facebook does that. | ||
I don't mind that because that's... | ||
Instagram does that, too. | ||
That's why it says promote your post. | ||
Like, wow, I have fucking $60 million. | ||
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That's why? | |
Yeah. | ||
So that's how they're going to make money. | ||
That seems like a business model. | ||
But hold on. | ||
But is it fucked up? | ||
Here. | ||
Yeah, it's kind of smart. | ||
Yeah. | ||
It's business. | ||
I mean, if you're a person... | ||
Smart doesn't mean it's not fucked up. | ||
One of those fitness people that grow their Instagram by just putting very... | ||
There's dudes, too. | ||
There's guys that I follow that are just like super jacked and they're doing like one-arm chin-ups and shit. | ||
You follow? | ||
Flips and... | ||
Yeah, follow a lot of fitness dudes. | ||
Settle down, man. | ||
Take it easy, bro. | ||
I'm comfortable. | ||
They're always in a gym where they can work out shirtless. | ||
Everyone's shirtless. | ||
But they're doing impressive shit. | ||
There's like a bunch of them that I follow. | ||
Okay. | ||
But what were you saying? | ||
I forgot my point. | ||
You made me nervous. | ||
If they can promote their posts, man, they'll reach all these extra people. | ||
Their thing will grow. | ||
Their business will grow. | ||
I'm a fan of that. | ||
I'm a fan of that. | ||
What I'm not a fan of is what I have a question about. | ||
Is there somebody in charge of what's permissible and what's not according to a certain code of conduct? | ||
And do they have a political agenda? | ||
So if I put out something that has profanity or maybe a stand-up clip where I want to get people and it's a clip that is offensive to said person whose responsibility is, they can go, no. | ||
And who's stopping them from doing that? | ||
Who is stopping them? | ||
But see, with the dudes with their shirts off, flex and shit, when they're trying to get clients, that's fine. | ||
And they can promote and reach other people outside their followers is what it should be. | ||
But if you have 100,000 followers, it should reach all 100,000 that you built. | ||
Yeah, I see what you're saying. | ||
That's what's crazy to me. | ||
Yeah, they're going to lose everybody. | ||
There's going to be a new Instagram if they start doing that shit and it gets out of hand. | ||
People just leave. | ||
Well, you know what shadow banning is, right? | ||
There's a concept of shadow banning. | ||
And I don't know if this is... | ||
Jamie would be able to speak to this better than me. | ||
Has that ever been proved that they actually do shadow ban people? | ||
What's that? | ||
The term that's been used is that if you, say, were on Twitter and maybe you were conservative and you said a lot of rude things about liberals, that maybe they would decide that although it doesn't violate the terms of service, what you do is it makes them uncomfortable. | ||
They make a moral judgment. | ||
And they decide to limit your engagement with other people. | ||
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That's what I'm talking about. | |
This is somehow possible. | ||
But if there's a hater... | ||
Is that like a hater? | ||
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It's not... | |
What you're saying with the paying of posts, too, it happens similarly there, too. | ||
If you were an account that never paid, and once you pay, once you give them five bucks, you're flagged now as an account that will pay. | ||
Right, but we're talking about Twitter. | ||
It's all across the board. | ||
Yeah, you can pay on Twitter, too. | ||
How do you pay on Twitter? | ||
Do you pay on Twitter? | ||
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Yeah. | |
You don't have to, but there are brands that pay. | ||
You can pay? | ||
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Yeah, promoted tweets. | |
Promoted tweets? | ||
The top trending topic for the last year or two is a paid, it says paid or promoted. | ||
Really? | ||
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Yeah. | |
All of them are going to it because they get money now. | ||
That's how they're paid. | ||
Who's been banned from Twitter? | ||
A lot of people, man. | ||
Really? | ||
A lot of people. | ||
Alex Jones. | ||
Who gets banned? | ||
Owen Benjamin's been banned from Twitter. | ||
Who gets banned more, conservatives or liberals? | ||
Conservatives. | ||
But liberals are banned, too. | ||
There's liberals that have put out death threats. | ||
They've been banned. | ||
But in general, though. | ||
Death threats? | ||
Yeah, they should be. | ||
Is it lopsided or is it even? | ||
I don't know. | ||
That's a good question. | ||
We should find out. | ||
What is the criteria for being banned? | ||
That's a good question too. | ||
Is it to incite violence or is it? | ||
They violate their terms of service and definitely if you incite violence, that's definitely a no-no. | ||
Racial slurs are a no-no. | ||
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Racist. | |
But you can call someone a fuckhead. | ||
I don't think it is. | ||
You can call someone a fuckhead, but you can't call them like a guinea fuckhead. | ||
Yeah, yeah. | ||
There's certain things you can say and certain things you can't say, but it's a lot of it subjective. | ||
But then some of it's pretty black and white, like if you're like, man, I want to go, or someone should blow up that fucking school, fuck those kids, or the racist stuff. | ||
Yes, all of that. | ||
I think you've got to regulate the hate, too, if it's just bullying and shit like that. | ||
I mean, just ban them. | ||
Well, it's like... | ||
Here's the question. | ||
Who gets to decide what's hateful and what's not? | ||
And the problem is they keep pushing it further and further and further and then even just insults are hateful. | ||
Even like this guy is a dumbass. | ||
That's hateful. | ||
Saying someone's a dumbass is hateful. | ||
There's only so far you can keep going down that road. | ||
You want to make sure that you have free expression. | ||
You don't get free expression If you ban people from saying things that just don't seem that bad to me. | ||
What about Alex Jones? | ||
You think his banning was... | ||
I'd like to see what he said. | ||
The Sandy Hook stuff is tough, man. | ||
But here's the thing. | ||
He's getting sued for that anyway. | ||
But here's the thing. | ||
Yeah, he was already getting sued for that. | ||
Like, what did he say that got him? | ||
I think something happened that he did had nothing to do with even what he said. | ||
He confronted them at some event, right? | ||
And he was yelling in the back and disrupting. | ||
Yeah, the final event happened after he confronted people in Congress. | ||
What? | ||
Alex Jones has a regular on, a former CIA officer, Dr. Steve Pachenik. | ||
He has him on like once every six months. | ||
That's where he got the Sandy Hook information was from him. | ||
That dude is on video. | ||
How did a guy know about Sandy Hook? | ||
The fuck would he know? | ||
That's the dumbest fucking thing that Alex Jones has ever done. | ||
It's also immoral. | ||
No, that's what that guy was saying. | ||
Fuck that guy. | ||
Fuck Steve. | ||
Whatever. | ||
If he said it didn't, fuck him too. | ||
You have to always wonder. | ||
I mean, I'm not making any accusations, but you'd have to always wonder when you hear a story like that. | ||
Why would someone say something so ridiculous and why would someone try to convince someone like Alex Jones? | ||
Of something so ridiculous. | ||
And I think there would be two reasons. | ||
One, to discredit Jones. | ||
If you could talk him into repeating what you said. | ||
If you think he's willing to do that. | ||
That's interesting. | ||
You can easily discredit him. | ||
And it would be a really good way to do it. | ||
Like, the best way to do it. | ||
You know what I'm saying? | ||
Whether he's right or wrong. | ||
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But whether he's right or wrong, Dr. Steve Buchanek said it several times on his show. | |
But he's not famous. | ||
But for Alex to believe him, it's not that crazy. | ||
He's hearing it from a guy who was in the CIA. It's not that crazy for him to believe in a guy. | ||
He may or may not be right. | ||
But it started with Alex actually saying, he said, unfortunately, he goes, something to the effect of, I saw it, it was very sad, but unfortunately, I've seen a lot of soap operas. | ||
I've seen a lot of... | ||
And I know an actor when I see one. | ||
And that's where it started with him. | ||
Did he really say it that way? | ||
Yes. | ||
And he's being sued by a law firm in Connecticut. | ||
Maybe he could get work in Hollywood. | ||
It seems like he'd be a good acting coach. | ||
But remember... | ||
If he really knows an actor when he sees it. | ||
Wasn't he in court? | ||
And they said, basically, what the fuck you're doing? | ||
He goes, listen, I say a lot of things just for entertainment. | ||
Of course. | ||
Like, it's just for the bullshit. | ||
But during his trial with his wife or something, I don't follow it too much. | ||
But he did admit, he's like, I don't believe it. | ||
A lot of it I just say. | ||
He's got a business. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Well, the thing about a lot of nutrition people, a lot of these people, is you make money. | ||
You make money in this business, whatever it is. | ||
Whether it's being a political pundit, whether it's being an exercise guy, you make money having answers. | ||
If you're somebody who's more scientific and says, "I don't know, it depends, maybe," When you say bone broth cures cancer, you're going to sell books. | ||
When you say, my plant-based diet is proven to do blah, blah, blah, whatever, you're going to make money. | ||
If you say, I'll help you lose weight and keep it off in four months. | ||
Take my money. | ||
You're not going to say, hey, I'm a nutritionist guy. | ||
It's going to take you two years. | ||
We're going to try to change life. | ||
You're going to have bounce backs. | ||
You're going to have plateaus. | ||
See, I'm being realistic. | ||
Yeah, nobody's going to buy that shit. | ||
This Yudong guy has good movement, man. | ||
So, but with Alex Jones, is he banned for life or does he not have a business? | ||
I don't know. | ||
Well, I mean, he still has his website. | ||
He's got a big lawsuit he's got to worry about. | ||
But they got rid of his show, it happened to all the followers and shit. | ||
No, the only thing that happened is they pulled him off of YouTube and they pulled him off of Twitter. | ||
And iTunes. | ||
And he's got a major lawsuit with a law firm that doesn't Well, there's two guys that are being sued over that. | ||
Alex Jones and a guy named Wolfgang Helbig. | ||
He's also being sued. | ||
That guy, his job was to prepare schools for school shootings. | ||
So he came out and he started saying that too. | ||
So he's breaking apart Sandy Hook. | ||
Wait, he started saying that Sandy Hook isn't real? | ||
Yeah, he's getting sued along with Alex Jones. | ||
Oh my god. | ||
But they didn't show up for, when he went to court, they never showed up, so they dropped the case. | ||
One thing about the law... | ||
It's kind of weird. | ||
No, they haven't dropped the case against Alex Jones. | ||
Why would Sandy Hook be fake? | ||
Let's not talk about this stuff. | ||
Oh, I don't know. | ||
I find it fascinating. | ||
Why in the world would it be fake, though? | ||
I know you get right up about it. | ||
What's the conspiracy theory? | ||
I have zero, zero thoughts that is fake. | ||
But I do have thoughts on why someone would try to get other people to say it's fake. | ||
And if there's anything that's ever going to convince you that conspiracy theories are stupid... | ||
It's making up a fake conspiracy, an easily provable fake conspiracy about a real tragedy. | ||
That's a nice simple psychological way to discredit people. | ||
If I thought you were a dumbass but you had a big voice, I might talk you into saying some shit. | ||
About something that's not real and have you convinced it's real so you spout it out and you look like a moron. | ||
Right. | ||
And that discredits everything else you say. | ||
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That's right. | |
And you have to be really careful with a lot of these stories. | ||
There's a lot of these conspiracy theories that literally start out a joke. | ||
They start out in 4chan and a lot of these chat rooms as trolls and then before you know it it becomes a real thing. | ||
Because it's said over and over and so on. | ||
It's said over and over again and then morons get a hold of it and they start trying to prove it's true. | ||
Yes. | ||
I don't agree. | ||
What do you mean smart? | ||
I don't know. | ||
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You would not say he's a dumb person. | |
I don't know. | ||
I don't listen to him, so I can't speak on him. | ||
He's pretty articulate. | ||
He's not stupid. | ||
I'm very sad that he said that Sandy Hook isn't real. | ||
Me too. | ||
Can't fuck with him. | ||
But I always enjoy being around that guy. | ||
You would say he's an articulate, smart guy, right? | ||
He's a fun guy, too. | ||
Yeah. | ||
So, I'm just saying, for him to... | ||
It's not like you can just honeydick him like, dude, Sandy Hook. | ||
It would have to be something, you know? | ||
He loves conspiracies, man. | ||
He really does. | ||
And this is the problem with someone who hunts out conspiracies. | ||
You're going to love them. | ||
You're going to look for them. | ||
It's like numerology in the Bible. | ||
You can find any pattern. | ||
This is the problem is when you have a vested interest in them being real. | ||
When it's your business. | ||
Because there are a lot of them that are real. | ||
So the problem is if you have a vested interest in them being real and you exclude information that would point to them not being real. | ||
And you use confirmation bias, and you fuck up, and then you try to convince other people that you're correct. | ||
This is something that people will fall into when it comes to conspiracy theories. | ||
Eddie, I'd love to hear you. | ||
You're super quiet about all this. | ||
But if you're a conspiracy theory, which ones have been proven correct? | ||
Not that many, right? | ||
There's plenty. | ||
Sure. | ||
There's big ones, like Enron. | ||
You know, there's big ones. | ||
There's big ones. | ||
You know, there's many documentaries and books that have been written on the Enron conspiracy. | ||
These guys got together and they figured out how to make a kajillion dollars and fuck people over. | ||
And it was breaking the law. | ||
And they knew it was breaking the law. | ||
They conspired to do it. | ||
And bought homes in fullness. | ||
They couldn't take them. | ||
There's wise people to think the 2008 housing crisis, that that was all on purpose. | ||
These guys built this bubble up and sank it. | ||
Is any of that proven, though? | ||
It's not proven. | ||
It's not proven. | ||
The housing bubble, there have been great books written on the housing bubble. | ||
Michael Lewis' book, The Big Short, is a good book on it. | ||
Good movie, too. | ||
A couple other books, yeah. | ||
But there's been a lot of research on that. | ||
Too many bankers involved. | ||
Eddie, is there any proven ones? | ||
You're so polite, journal. | ||
It all depends on how much circumstantial evidence makes you throw up some red flags. | ||
Like, some people, they just don't see the red flags. | ||
And some people, their red flags go up right away. | ||
So it all depends. | ||
Like, when you say, is there any proof? | ||
Well, you don't need... | ||
At a certain point, when you have circumstantial evidence, at a certain point... | ||
It adds up. | ||
JFK's pretty suspect. | ||
JFK's suspect as fuck. | ||
Look, JFK's a perfect example, right? | ||
There's no actual proof of the conspiracy that there was multiple shooters or the CIA and the mob. | ||
There's no actual proof, but there's a lot of circumstantial evidence. | ||
So it all depends on how much circumstantial evidence do you need for any particular conspiracy theory where you go, oh shit, there's enough circumstantial evidence. | ||
Like if there was a murder, right, and you were being accused and only one person said, you know, I saw Brendan like four blocks away from the restaurant where his friend was killed. | ||
If just that one person saw you, that's one piece of circumstantial evidence. | ||
That's not enough to convict you. | ||
But if a hundred people said they saw you two blocks away in the parking lot, none of it alone, none of it standing alone will put you in jail. | ||
But at a certain point, enough circumstantial evidence will put dudes in jail. | ||
Or if enough people tell the same story about you, like with Cosby. | ||
It was the same story over and over. | ||
It's like, not all these women can't be... | ||
They're all telling the exact same story about the same MOU guy. | ||
Michael Jackson, too. | ||
Well, not only that, Cosby had gone to court and had a lawsuit sealed and paid her woman off. | ||
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It had already been... | ||
Yeah, he did a deposition. | ||
Yeah, so this was a part of the whole thing, was that he had to come out and, you know, they had to defend that in his most recent trial. | ||
Bill Clinton, too. | ||
I just got done watching those Monica Lewinsky tapes. | ||
Bill Clinton was a freak. | ||
Oh yeah. | ||
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Dude. | |
The other problem with someone like Alex Jones who makes a lot of money off his conspiracies and things is that once he says something, I know a pretty good friend of his, Alex, and the problem is once you say something and you have that big of a following, right? | ||
So let's just say you float out of conspiracy, but then you look at evidence and you start to realize, maybe I overstepped my balance. | ||
We all say things we wish we hadn't, or we all say things, but now you've got a whole movement behind what you said. | ||
Now to try to pull back would turn, No matter how outlandish it is. | ||
He's also an entertainer. | ||
It's also this rush to say you know something when you don't know it. | ||
I do it all the time. | ||
There's a rush to say. | ||
There's a rush to say, we absolutely know this happened. | ||
We absolutely know that happened. | ||
But he's getting it from somewhere, right? | ||
It's good entertainment. | ||
There's something to it. | ||
Alex is getting it from somewhere. | ||
He has his sources, for sure. | ||
He's probably got multiple sources. | ||
Information on these tragic events or something like that. | ||
Or you don't think so, B? I'm just looking at you, Brandon. | ||
Listen, I think he has some people to tell him. | ||
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Fucking troublemaker. | |
No. | ||
No, I'm not. | ||
Don't take the bait. | ||
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You know what? | |
Eddie, he's floating a fucking huge worm out there for you. | ||
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Hey, listen. | |
Eddie, stay away from the worm. | ||
I strategically come on this show and try not to talk about conspiracy theories, but I always get sucked back into them. | ||
I always get sucked back. | ||
He's throwing that worm! | ||
Look, they're legit questions. | ||
I don't know shit about conspiracies. | ||
You're asking super crazy legit questions. | ||
You're asking questions that someone with one eye open has. | ||
Don't take the fucking worm, Eddie! | ||
You're kind of like... | ||
Hey, I didn't bring up conspiracy theories. | ||
I'm not bringing up conspiracy theories. | ||
Let's talk about titties. | ||
Say no more, man. | ||
You know what? | ||
I was biting my tongue just like... | ||
But I'm not asking you to go down the crazy, you know, and tell the conspiracy theories. | ||
I'm just saying, how do you get there? | ||
You know what I'm saying? | ||
You can't help yourself. | ||
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But he has his black belt in conspiracy theories. | |
Brian, you know, he just never... | ||
Brian didn't say that there are no black belts in conspiracy theories. | ||
Alex Jones says, hold my bear. | ||
That was quick. | ||
You know what? | ||
Not the cucks gone. | ||
Where were we? | ||
What is this? | ||
Rafael Dos Anjos, Kamaru Usman. | ||
Ooh, I love this. | ||
Ooh, that's a good fight. | ||
I love this. | ||
Usman's been gone for a hot second, right? | ||
It was his last one, Damian Maia? | ||
I believe so. | ||
And that was a bad one, man. | ||
I did not like the way they pulled him off of Maia's back. | ||
That made me angry. | ||
Yeah, Maia had that. | ||
He was standing up, had one lap wrapped around. | ||
The referee separated them, and I was like, what are you doing? | ||
Do you know how hard it is for him to get to that position? | ||
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Oh, and he's the best grappler on the fucking planet. | |
What are you doing? | ||
He's in a really good spot. | ||
He's in a really good spot. | ||
They're both pretty dry. | ||
Trying to drain his energy? | ||
Yeah. | ||
It's some bullshit. | ||
It's bullshit. | ||
Poor Damian Maia. | ||
Well, it's fucked up, man. | ||
It's like, that is fighting. | ||
Okay? | ||
He's fighting right now. | ||
Just because it's not exciting enough. | ||
Give me blood! | ||
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Give me blood! | |
Show me blood! | ||
No, they're fighting, you fuck. | ||
This is what they're doing. | ||
People that freak out about it. | ||
Just because it's so exciting when it's good, they want it to be exciting all the time. | ||
But it can't be. | ||
There's going to be fights where, to fight correctly, they have to fight in a way that's not as entertaining. | ||
It's not as entertaining. | ||
But it's the right way to fight. | ||
But you can't not fight the right way. | ||
Exactly. | ||
You can't not fight the right way just because it's more interesting for people that don't understand what's happening. | ||
No, you become a 500 fighter. | ||
You win one, lose one, win one, punishment. | ||
You should take... | ||
It's just not the way to fight. | ||
You never get the belt, ever. | ||
Ever. | ||
Or if you do, you don't keep it. | ||
It's very rare. | ||
Usman's a beast, man. | ||
Super, super strong guy. | ||
Whether it's striking, he's wrestling. | ||
Is he fighting today? | ||
No, I wish. | ||
No, he's fighting Dos Anjos, though. | ||
That's a great fight. | ||
It's heavy, man. | ||
That's a heavy fight. | ||
Dos Anjos went to 70 and just became a fucking beef. | ||
Yeah, but he didn't look that good against our boy Colby Covington. | ||
No, Colby put on that pressure, that crazy pace. | ||
Colby beat his ass. | ||
But now they announce Colby Woodley. | ||
Of course. | ||
You have to have that. | ||
That's the fight. | ||
I know Woodley doesn't want to have it because he's probably angry at the dude. | ||
Dude, I wish I would have done Colby, Ben Askren. | ||
You're going to see angry Tyron Woodley versus Colby Covington. | ||
That's going to be very interesting. | ||
Angry, I want to fuck you up, Tyron Woodley. | ||
Woodley's a nightmare. | ||
Nightmare. | ||
Dude, think about the fucking guys he's fought recently, whether it's Darren Till or Thompson. | ||
Both guys known to be really high-level strikers. | ||
He dropped both those guys. | ||
They didn't hit him. | ||
Damien Maia, perfect game plan. | ||
Thompson tagged him a few times. | ||
He hit him with some decent shots, but not the way Tyron hit him. | ||
Tyron fucked him up in both fights. | ||
He dropped Thompson in both fights, and then Darren Till, he knocked out. | ||
Well, he dropped him and then he choked him out. | ||
Fucking rocked him, yeah. | ||
Yeah, he dropped him and then he darced him, remember? | ||
Yes. | ||
Oh, that's right. | ||
And he didn't even know what was coming. | ||
It was so weird. | ||
He probably had been rattled by all those punches and elbows and shit on the ground, too. | ||
And he got dropped by a super clean punch. | ||
Beautiful counter, right? | ||
Do you know there's a fight for nine weeks in a row? | ||
Which I'm not mad at at all. | ||
Look at this weird... | ||
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TBD, TBD. Oh, no, because the heavyweights. | |
The tough heavyweight final. | ||
I've been watching tough heavyweights. | ||
It's actually not bad. | ||
And a tough woman's featherweight final. | ||
This is the last tough... | ||
Is tough over? | ||
No. | ||
Apparently it does really well. | ||
Wait a minute. | ||
For a second there, they were thinking it was the last season, right? | ||
Well, when you say really well, Dana said it makes money. | ||
Dana says it does really well. | ||
No one's watching it. | ||
I don't know if that's true. | ||
How dare you tell me. | ||
Because of those, it's hard to tell when someone just watches something in the moment, right? | ||
Like when they have ratings. | ||
Because almost everybody DVR shit now. | ||
Especially when you talk about cable shows. | ||
This is a fact. | ||
When they're talking about the numbers that they get, that shit is voodoo. | ||
Alright, if you get a number, like say if you put up a YouTube video and it gets a million hits, that's a million hits. | ||
We know for a fact it's a million. | ||
That's a fact. | ||
That's a million hits. | ||
We don't know how many people it is, because some people will watch it five or six times, but that's still a million. | ||
When they're doing like Nielsen ratings, shit, that's voodoo. | ||
Dude, low numbers, low numbers, though, son. | ||
It's low. | ||
Yeah, but they don't know. | ||
They don't know what it means. | ||
Well, now on Thrones, we know that shit is topic. | ||
Now what they do is, because I know this from my show, now what they do is they will do Nielsen, but then They wait. | ||
They look at, like, three days. | ||
Do you watch it in three days? | ||
Do you watch it in seven days? | ||
You know, they have all these different metrics. | ||
And is the metric still coming from them having to fill out forms? | ||
Or is it something more... | ||
No, it's more technologically based now. | ||
But it's still not... | ||
It's not, you know... | ||
You still deal with the numbers. | ||
You know what's weird? | ||
Netflix doesn't tell you shit. | ||
I find that so strange. | ||
They don't tell you nothing. | ||
They don't want to give you the power. | ||
How fucked up is that? | ||
Because if, let's say, 30 million people watch your special, like, hey man, we're just going to run it back the same thing as last year, and you're like, what? | ||
Because you could go and renegotiate. | ||
But they're very generous. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Maybe. | ||
They're very generous. | ||
I'm telling you, they're very generous. | ||
No, I know they paid you well. | ||
They pay everybody well. | ||
When did they start allowing nudity on YouTube? | ||
Is that new? | ||
Is that real? | ||
Watching porn on YouTube? | ||
What are you watching? | ||
Are you talking about RedTube? | ||
You're talking about RedTube. | ||
No, I'm talking about YouTube. | ||
Motherfucker's watching you porn. | ||
Type in hot naked chicks. | ||
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Really? | |
You're about to get a virus. | ||
On YouTube? | ||
On YouTube! | ||
On YouTube! | ||
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Seriously! | |
No way, dude! | ||
I'm telling you, man. | ||
You can watch Naked Chicks on YouTube? | ||
Hey, it's legal now. | ||
Come on. | ||
I don't think so, Eddie. | ||
Where did you see us? | ||
The other day, I'm on YouTube. | ||
I'm like, hot naked chicks. | ||
I wanted to see if people... | ||
How much can you see? | ||
Are you saying see bottomless? | ||
I just tested it out. | ||
I'm like, I wonder if porn is making it onto YouTube. | ||
And I went, hot naked chicks. | ||
And there are videos of naked girls. | ||
I'm doing it right now. | ||
Seriously. | ||
Isn't that weird that we'll make a distinction between topless or bottomless? | ||
Like, topless, yeah, it's kind of racy, but bottomless, oh God. | ||
Yeah. | ||
You're showing pussy. | ||
Yeah, I'm with that. | ||
What are you doing? | ||
Is everybody here going to the Tyson Fury fight? | ||
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Yeah. | |
I gotta work. | ||
I'm not... | ||
Is that the one in December 1st? | ||
In the Staples Center. | ||
Yeah, Staples Center. | ||
Next Saturday. | ||
Tyson Fury fucking Wilder. | ||
I'm gonna watch that from the comfort of my own home, sir. | ||
That's the way to go in life. | ||
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Like this. | |
Feet up. | ||
Feed up, perhaps cocktail. | ||
This is how I'm going to watch it. | ||
And then if I have to poop, I'm going to pause it. | ||
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What? | |
Yeah, and I'm not going to look at my phone. | ||
So I'm not going to have any idea what happened. | ||
Let's do it at Joe's house. | ||
Dude, I'm working. | ||
I'm in New York. | ||
Are you going? | ||
You can come over to my house, Brian. | ||
Can you get me tickets? | ||
I can get you tickets, I'm sure. | ||
Do you really want to go there in person? | ||
Brian needs tickets. | ||
I need two tickets. | ||
You really want to go there in person? | ||
Maybe, I don't know. | ||
It seems like a lot of people. | ||
I'd rather watch it on a huge TV action. | ||
Yes, that's what I'm saying. | ||
That's all I like to do. | ||
You know what YouTube's doing that's awesome now? | ||
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What? | |
Anytime you punch in, like if you punch in Moonhoax, like if you want to watch a conspiracy theory video on the Moonhoax, they're going to put a link right on, right under it, boom, that takes you to the Wikipedia of the Apollo landings. | ||
Oh, that's cool. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Dude, you know what? | ||
They're basically debunking the conspiracy theory video right there for you. | ||
I'm watching Hot Naked Chicks on YouTube. | ||
Let's see if it happens. | ||
What do you got? | ||
Okay, it's just a photo shoot. | ||
Fast forward a little bit. | ||
Yeah, dude. | ||
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Uh-oh. | |
Look at that. | ||
Look at that. | ||
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Did you see that? | |
What's that? | ||
Damn it. | ||
Did you see that? | ||
You ain't jacking off to YouTube. | ||
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Right? | |
Look at that. | ||
What the hell? | ||
Well, she's got a bra now, but wait. | ||
I saw tits. | ||
Just some big ass titties. | ||
Hold on. | ||
Come on, bro. | ||
Look at that. | ||
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Oh! | |
Damn, look at those houses. | ||
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What the hell? | |
If men can take their shirts off, why can't women? | ||
I guess they can, dude. | ||
You won't see genitalia, though. | ||
No, you will. | ||
In San Francisco. | ||
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You will? | |
You will. | ||
And he says, just wait a time. | ||
Do you know what the rule is in San Francisco? | ||
You can walk around. | ||
What? | ||
Look at that. | ||
You guys didn't know this? | ||
No, bro. | ||
Wait a minute. | ||
You can see naked vaginas. | ||
Yeah, look. | ||
Get your bush out of my face, bro. | ||
You know in San Francisco you can walk around naked, but you know what the rule is? | ||
If you're a man? | ||
Can't touch people. | ||
Can't get hard. | ||
Yeah, can't get hard. | ||
Dude, what if the breeze kicks up? | ||
Hey, bro. | ||
Tough shit. | ||
That's intense or something. | ||
You can be naked, just don't have a hard on. | ||
Dude, what is this? | ||
This is crazy. | ||
This is weird. | ||
Eddie, how'd you find out about this? | ||
Dude, I just punched in the other day. | ||
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You just did it yourself? | |
Just going, hmm, let me see what happens. | ||
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Really? | |
I was just checking. | ||
What'd you do then? | ||
I was just checking it. | ||
Because he's... | ||
Now I'm doing it. | ||
He's a scientist, bro. | ||
Wow. | ||
I'm doing research, bro. | ||
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Research, bro. | |
Now what am I doing? | ||
That is crazy. | ||
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Right? | |
Isn't that crazy? | ||
No idea. | ||
And how about them putting the debunker videos on conspiracy? | ||
Like, if you put a punch in Moonhoax right now, right under the video. | ||
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Wow. | |
But if I type in Moon Landing, does it send me some hoax, too? | ||
No, no, it doesn't do that. | ||
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No, no, no, no. | |
That would be even. | ||
Look at Alistair Overeem. | ||
Uh-oh. | ||
You know, he changed camps. | ||
Team Elevation, right? | ||
Yeah, he's Elevation in Denver, Colorado. | ||
Christian Allen, Cody Donovan. | ||
He looks good. | ||
Like, the way he looks physically there, he looks good. | ||
He does look good. | ||
A lot of heavy wrestling there. | ||
It's so funny. | ||
Even though he looks great, like you look at him right now, you go, damn, he looks great. | ||
The problem with him is you always judge him against what he looked like when he came and he fought Brock. | ||
Oh, dude. | ||
When he was Uber-eam, when he was the K-1 Grand Prix champion. | ||
Uber-eam, the best. | ||
Dude, when he was Uber-eam, he was a special thing. | ||
Like, he was a special thing. | ||
No one wanted to fight him. | ||
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No! | |
Cain beat that guy. | ||
Yes. | ||
Cain beat the Uber-eam. | ||
Am I going crazy right now? | ||
Kane? | ||
Kane beat him. | ||
Did Uber Eam ever fight Bata Hari? | ||
Am I going fucking nuts? | ||
Or am I thinking of Brock Lesnar? | ||
You're thinking of Brock Lesnar? | ||
Brock Lesnar beat the shit out of him. | ||
Kane didn't fight Uber Eam ever. | ||
No, he didn't. | ||
He beat Brock. | ||
Yeah. | ||
I'm thinking of Brock. | ||
Dude, he smashed Brock. | ||
Did he ever fight Bata Hari? | ||
Yes. | ||
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He did? | |
He knocked Badr Hari out with a left hook and Badr Hari stopped him in the rematch. | ||
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Badr Hari, yes. | |
Badr Hari stopped him. | ||
Yeah, Badr Hari stopped him in the rematch in the first fight with Badr Hari. | ||
I think the story was that Badr Hari was not training very much. | ||
Has he retired? | ||
Badr? | ||
No. | ||
No, he just fought recently. | ||
He fought Rego Berhubin and broke his arm. | ||
He's not trying to do MMA though, right? | ||
Did he go to jail? | ||
He fought one MMA fight, I believe, Badr Hari did. | ||
He needs some anger management. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Why'd he go to jail? | ||
For fucking beating the shit out of people? | ||
Putting them hands on motherfuckers. | ||
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Damn. | |
Badr Hari's so scary. | ||
He's a mean dude. | ||
He's a knockout artist, too. | ||
He's a knockout. | ||
Horrible temper. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Horrible temper. | ||
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Yeah. | |
But it pays off in fighting. | ||
He's got some amazing fights on his highlight reel. | ||
Dude, how about your first fight in the UFC, this Russian dude? | ||
Obviously he's a champ in this Russian organization. | ||
And they're like, hey, you gotta call the UFC. Cool, who am I fighting? | ||
Alistair Overeem. | ||
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Like, God damn. | |
Can I ask you a question? | ||
Can I get a warm-up? | ||
How many times has he been knocked out? | ||
150. For real? | ||
Like, this is getting really bad. | ||
It is and it isn't. | ||
Because he wins and, you know, he's at heavyweight. | ||
That guy used to fight. | ||
But we just accept the fact... | ||
That's that Polish guy, right? | ||
Is that Krzysztof Soszynski? | ||
No, it's John Sharp. | ||
Oh, okay, sorry. | ||
He looks like him, though. | ||
That's Jeff Munson. | ||
Shazinski, he had fucking tattoos everywhere, still does. | ||
That guy's white as shit. | ||
He's a white guy. | ||
He's Russian, bro. | ||
Man, he's white. | ||
White that blends with snow. | ||
So when you're looking at Overeem, even though he does look great, you compare his looking great to what he looked like when he was Ubering. | ||
Dude, he looks fucking good, though. | ||
Oh, yeah. | ||
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He looks great. | |
A version of Ubering? | ||
Yeah. | ||
Yeah, but if he like... | ||
No, he used to be a fucking 911 GTS 3RS, and now he's just a regular 911. Yeah, that's a good way of putting it. | ||
It's still cool, but... | ||
Now he's like a Carrera. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Targa. | ||
How old is he now? | ||
He's getting up there. | ||
He's 38? | ||
Yeah, he's getting up there. | ||
God, he's been... | ||
And he's been fighting forever. | ||
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Yeah. | |
Most skilled heavyweight striking in the UFC ever. | ||
Still? | ||
Fuck yeah. | ||
He's highly skilled, dude. | ||
Highly skilled. | ||
K1 champ? | ||
That's what Cowboy Cerrone said. | ||
Sparring with him is such a joy because he's so technical. | ||
Yeah, you can tell. | ||
He's so good. | ||
Oh, shit. | ||
Watch out for that. | ||
I mean, he's won more than a share. | ||
He's lost a bunch, too. | ||
But he's one of the best strikers to ever fight in MMA. Ever, man. | ||
I'm going with Pavlovich on this fight. | ||
I'm taking my over-ring. | ||
Damn, he's already hurt. | ||
Yeah, he's gonna... | ||
I'm impressed with this strike. | ||
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What do you think? | |
You think he's hurt? | ||
Did that kind of ring his bell? | ||
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No. | |
No, I mean, he got hit, but when he's hurt, you know it. | ||
It doesn't take much with the over-ring because he's been hit so many times. | ||
He's been put out so many times. | ||
He's still taking it pretty good, though. | ||
He's such a technician, man. | ||
He got clipped there. | ||
He just doesn't take shots as well as he did when he was uber-ringing, too, because of the size of his neck. | ||
His neck and his traps. | ||
He used to have these built-in shock absorbers all around his head. | ||
Yeah, isn't Glassjaw Syndrome real, though? | ||
Where your body shuts down? | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
It's your brain from so much trauma. | ||
Oh, nasty knee to the body. | ||
No, we're not doing this anymore. | ||
It's really not your nasty knee to the body. | ||
It's your brain, not your chin. | ||
Alistair's got some fucking knees, man. | ||
Damn. | ||
Definitely the best knees in the heavyweight division. | ||
He shadowed a dude's skull. | ||
You hear about that guy that got knocked out? | ||
I don't know how he got knocked out, but it was on the news that he had a severe concussion. | ||
Maybe he was in a coma. | ||
And he wakes up, and he's super smart. | ||
He knows all this... | ||
Like he's a genius now. | ||
That's the guy who got struck by lightning that Oliver Sacks studied. | ||
You guys are thinking of a John Travolta movie. | ||
No, Oliver Sacks studied a guy. | ||
The guy who got struck by lightning who became obsessed with piano and became a concert pianist. | ||
Really? | ||
No, it's a true story. | ||
Oliver Sacks studied it. | ||
But there's also someone who got fucked either lightning or had a horrible concussion and woke up just fluent in Chinese. | ||
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Oh, shit. | |
Okay, so it happens. | ||
Yeah, that shit happens. | ||
Yeah, but it's one of those things where you hear about it and you go, wait a minute, wait a minute. | ||
Never met him, though. | ||
I mean, read this story. | ||
You think it's bullshit? | ||
You think those stories are bullshit? | ||
I think there's some people that definitely get struck by lightning and then all of a sudden they're good at math. | ||
What if it's true? | ||
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What if we find out? | |
But they can't speak Chinese. | ||
What if we find out? | ||
It turns out that the more you get knocked out, the smarter you get. | ||
That's what happened to me. | ||
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How could you? | |
How cool would kickboxing training be, right? | ||
How cool would kickboxing training be, right? | ||
You go and knock 10 people out. | ||
People would just rather be stupid. | ||
But then you'd get to knock people out on a daily basis. | ||
Ground and pound. | ||
The thing about it, he's been working with Curtis Blade, so I'm assuming he's been working this a shitload. | ||
What I think is really cool is when a mathematician works on a crazy math problem his whole life, it bears no relevance to the physical world, then 100 years later, they're using it to put a rover on Mars or something. | ||
It has relevance 100 years later. | ||
Overeem on top. | ||
Nasty ground and pound, man. | ||
Dude, that just hit me. | ||
I'm a little high. | ||
Do you remember when... | ||
Do you remember when? | ||
Of course we don't. | ||
Did you see that fucking missionary, the Christian missionary? | ||
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Yeah. | |
Went to that island in India. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
It's still a Satan island. | ||
He's like, no, I'm going to give the word of Jesus. | ||
I love you and Jesus loves you too. | ||
And they're like, huh? | ||
And then killed him instantly. | ||
I think he got shot through the Bible. | ||
What a Satan island? | ||
Is that what you said? | ||
Something like... | ||
Sentinel. | ||
North Sentinel Island. | ||
North Sentinel Island. | ||
They left Africa 60,000 years ago. | ||
And they would live on this island. | ||
And what's interesting is this guy... | ||
I tweeted it on my page. | ||
There's a guy... | ||
Oh, Overeem finished him off. | ||
Oh, this fight's over. | ||
Powerful over. | ||
Fuck yeah. | ||
Shout out to Overeem. | ||
Fight's over. | ||
Powerful over him. | ||
I always root for Overeem now. | ||
Look at the back on that motherfucker. | ||
Still doing it, man. | ||
38. Still doing it. | ||
Right there, too. | ||
One more win and he's a title shot. | ||
He's always that guy. | ||
Well, he's definitely in the hunt for it. | ||
I mean, look, when he fought Stipe, remember when he hurt Stipe? | ||
Yeah. | ||
It's just as possible that he could have stopped. | ||
Then he tapped him, remember? | ||
And they're like, Joe, let's bring that up. | ||
Well, maybe not there. | ||
Well, that was when I decided not to interview people that have been KO'd. | ||
It's not fair. | ||
They have a false memory. | ||
He just got knocked out by Stipe Miocic. | ||
Dude, I wouldn't mind seeing him versus Francis again. | ||
Are you crazy, son? | ||
I don't want to see that again. | ||
I don't want to see anybody get hit like that again. | ||
If I go through the rest of my days... | ||
What were we talking about? | ||
The Satan guy? | ||
Or the... | ||
Satan Island. | ||
Oh, Sentinel. | ||
He's doing God's work? | ||
So, here's what's crazy. | ||
They used to be sort of uncontacted, but they got contacted in the 1800s by this guy. | ||
Now this is a guy on Twitter posted this amazing review of all this stuff. | ||
His name is Respectable Law on Twitter. | ||
So he posted this really long, detailed history of what happened to these people on a guy named Maurice Vidal Portman. | ||
And this guy apparently stayed on the island for a long time and people got sick because of these people being there. | ||
They don't have any virus. | ||
They have no immunity. | ||
But he measured their dick sizes, and he measured their ball sizes. | ||
He made them pose in all these weird ways. | ||
It's really freaky shit, but really, really interesting. | ||
He's measuring the children and stuff. | ||
He treated them like moths and stuff, but talked about them in really weird sexual terms. | ||
And this guy... | ||
It was such a bad experience for those people. | ||
They thought they were the devil. | ||
It was like 100 years ago. | ||
So when people go back now, they immediately kill them. | ||
So because of this one dickwad that landed there 100 years ago, they think of white people as evil. | ||
So these two fishermen fell asleep. | ||
I want to say it was like 2006. They fell asleep and their boat drifted onto the island. | ||
They woke up. | ||
They just fucking hatched them and arrowed them and killed them on the beach. | ||
They don't fuck around anymore. | ||
Bad luck. | ||
Because of this one asshole. | ||
If you think about it, it's really smart in a fucked up way because if they come into contact with one of us, their entire population could be wiped out because they don't have immunity. | ||
But they're Satanists, right? | ||
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. | ||
Are you sure? | ||
Because that's why homeboy went there. | ||
No, no, no, no, no. | ||
He just went there to convert them. | ||
I heard this from Good Morning America. | ||
No, no, no. | ||
No, not Satanist. | ||
Good Morning America said this. | ||
North Sentinel Island. | ||
Dude, I'm pretty sure the last full Satanist island. | ||
Here's the deal, Brendan. | ||
They don't even know. | ||
Satan is a Western concept, sir. | ||
They have no idea. | ||
They just hate white people. | ||
Oh, Wu Jing is there. | ||
What? | ||
They don't like foreign people. | ||
Who's Wu Jing? | ||
I don't know. | ||
He's a fire actor. | ||
He has his name up there. | ||
They just say white people because that one dude came and fucked everything up. | ||
And they're like, you see a white person, kill them. | ||
We don't even know their language. | ||
So to say they're Satanists is crazy. | ||
It's like saying that you understand what they're saying. | ||
That's the rumor, bro. | ||
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That's the rumor. | |
How big is the island? | ||
How big is that island? | ||
Maybe they have a translator. | ||
Size of Manhattan. | ||
Really? | ||
No, they don't have a translator, Eddie. | ||
They don't even have any contact at all at the outside world. | ||
That guy was there. | ||
It's illegal to go there. | ||
No, that guy got killed. | ||
And he paid illegally to go there. | ||
It's illegal to go to that island. | ||
The fishermen got arrested. | ||
So there was a cargo ship that ran aground there many years ago. | ||
See, there was in 1981. And the crew radioed for assistance. | ||
And then they got 50 men with bows and arrows were showing up to try to get to the boat. | ||
And they helicoptered them away. | ||
The boat is still there. | ||
So this is a crazy ass place, man. | ||
It sounds like an awesome movie. | ||
I know. | ||
And then from that boat, they started getting metal tools. | ||
Because they didn't have metal before that. | ||
So until the 19... | ||
What is it? | ||
1980? | ||
It was 81, I think. | ||
Yeah. | ||
So now these... | ||
These people took pieces of metal and cold forged them into weapons and shit. | ||
Like, pounded them down with rocks and created knives and stuff. | ||
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Damn. | |
They're so old school. | ||
They're essentially living the same way people lived 60,000 years ago. | ||
They've been on this isolated island ever since then. | ||
We should just fly over and drop a ton of iPhones everywhere. | ||
The problem is, they don't know how many of them there are anymore, but they know their populations are declining. | ||
So at one point in time, there was 150 plus documented, and now they think it might be as low as 39. Because of disease and stuff, they don't have any fucking medicine. | ||
They're probably bored of each other to stop fucking, you know, trying to get fish. | ||
You don't have time to raise a kid. | ||
Which one are you talking about? | ||
The Sentinelese? | ||
Yeah. | ||
Their populations are drastically dropping. | ||
There's no genetic diversity either. | ||
I'm sure. | ||
Yeah, I mean, with 39 folks, 39 folks is a small number. | ||
Yeah, if they're really down to that few. | ||
And, you know, they're real, real aggressive when anybody comes anywhere near them. | ||
But the thing is, now that we all know about it, I mean, I'm a part of the problem too, right? | ||
We're all talking about this. | ||
Now that we all know about it, more people are going to think about going there. | ||
You think? | ||
100%. | ||
I hear that and I say, fuck leaving the United States. | ||
100%. | ||
Where is that place? | ||
India. | ||
It's somewhere off of India. | ||
Bay of Bengal. | ||
Bay of Bengal. | ||
So it doesn't seem that remote if it's in a bay. | ||
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Yeah. | |
It's pretty far away. | ||
No, it's far away. | ||
Literally, it's illegal. | ||
It's like in the middle of the ocean. | ||
So homeboy who's doing God's work was like, no, I can do it. | ||
And even writing his journal is like, man, I hope I don't die. | ||
If I do, my parents don't be mad at me. | ||
I'm headed to this island. | ||
What the fuck were you thinking, man? | ||
Well, he's crazy. | ||
He's trying to convert people. | ||
He thinks people need Jesus. | ||
They don't speak the same language. | ||
They don't have any idea what he's saying. | ||
They're like, what? | ||
He's from Oral Roberts. | ||
Graduated from Oral Roberts University, right? | ||
Yeah, see, that's where it is. | ||
Oh, shit. | ||
Well, shit. | ||
Way out there. | ||
Four and a half stars out of five. | ||
Someone's going there. | ||
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The internet's messing with it. | |
Oh, someone's fighting with it? | ||
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It's the internet. | |
3,000 reviews. | ||
The internet's giving it all its reviews. | ||
The internet's undefeated. | ||
It's like, yeah, go ahead there. | ||
Go ahead, man. | ||
There's a sweet Four Seasons. | ||
They have great food. | ||
It's called human. | ||
They're going to eat you, bitch. | ||
So they killed the guy, and then they buried him right on the beach, man. | ||
They just dragged his body out to the beach. | ||
And the Indian government said, we're not going to do anything about it. | ||
It was illegal what he did there. | ||
That's all they know. | ||
Well, yeah, I mean, first of all, their law is you can't visit their island. | ||
That's their law. | ||
So he was violating their law. | ||
Him showing up with this book, I would imagine they have laws against people visiting. | ||
Especially whites. | ||
Yeah, man. | ||
That story that they tell about that one English guy that went there. | ||
What a piece of shit. | ||
He fucked up for everybody. | ||
I hope that guy, Respectable Law on Twitter, understands how much I appreciate that. | ||
Oh, no, that was cool, yeah. | ||
Because I thought they were all Satanists there. | ||
Spelled it out. | ||
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You think a group of Navy SEALs could take them all out? | |
What? | ||
Two of them. | ||
With automatic weapons. | ||
That'd be a pretty cool movie, right? | ||
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That'd be a cool movie. | |
It'd be a cool video game. | ||
Massacre? | ||
Genocide? | ||
You never know. | ||
I mean, they might have some crazy booby traps. | ||
They might have some Viet Cong shit for us. | ||
Genocide? | ||
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You know what I mean? | |
Big goal. | ||
Beautiful vacation spot. | ||
I'm hoping to open a Starbucks and Burger King franchise. | ||
I was working with the locals. | ||
Went here with my girlfriend for a holiday. | ||
I loved it. | ||
She wasn't impressed. | ||
Very poor choice for a romantic getaway. | ||
Great choice for anyone looking to rough it up a bit. | ||
So silly. | ||
People are so funny. | ||
Well, that island, though, is... | ||
There's got to be people going. | ||
You know what I mean? | ||
Fuck no. | ||
Undercover adventures. | ||
There's going to be some dumbasses. | ||
Dan Bilzerian is going to be there next month with a bikini on. | ||
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Where is it? | |
Off the coast of Africa? | ||
He's going to just send a boatload of vape pens. | ||
And was that off the coast of Africa? | ||
I was taking a piss. | ||
India. | ||
Off India. | ||
They have drone footage, right? | ||
They came from Africa, though, 60,000 years ago. | ||
You don't fly drones over that boat. | ||
Closer to Thailand, it looks like. | ||
Closer to Thailand? | ||
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Yeah. | |
Oh, okay. | ||
Pretty amazing stuff. | ||
How do they know that? | ||
How would they figure that out if you're not allowed to go on the island? | ||
If they've been around 60,000 years ago? | ||
That's a good question. | ||
I don't know. | ||
60,000 years ago? | ||
Well, it's like in Papua New Guinea, those tribes have been isolated for 40,000 years. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Still... | ||
Yeah, not anymore. | ||
But I mean, when Jared Diamond went and studied them, they'd been isolated for that long. | ||
They practiced weird things too, like widow strangling and all kinds of stuff. | ||
What do you mean widow strangling? | ||
And that one tribe where the young boys suck the cocks of the older men. | ||
And take it in their ass as well. | ||
And to become men, so they take in the sperm. | ||
That's just some weird old gay guy who started that. | ||
Exactly. | ||
But if you don't have somebody to compete with those ideas, then that gets passed down as religion. | ||
I gotta piss. | ||
Tell me who wins. | ||
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What? | |
I've never seen you take a pee break. | ||
Yeah, that's the first time ever. | ||
There you go. | ||
Go on with your little lilac shirt. | ||
Francis Ngannou, boys. | ||
I'm excited about this fight. | ||
Looks jacked, as always. | ||
Yeah. | ||
It's a big fight for him, actually. | ||
Remember, he beat him last time, but he's coming off that steep ass-whooping, and then had the horrible fight against Derrick Lewis, which was like the worst heavyweight fight of all time. | ||
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Yeah. | |
No one won that fight. | ||
Obviously, Derrick won that fight to the judges. | ||
And then Derrick goes on to fight for... | ||
This is his first fight since then. | ||
This is his first fight since Derrick Lewis. | ||
Oh, shit. | ||
And I don't like it because obviously he struggles with wrestling. | ||
So like, oh, here's Curtis Blaze, the best wrestler in the top five. | ||
I just don't like it. | ||
I wish they would give him someone else who matched up better. | ||
No matter if he wins or loses, I just don't think it was a great idea. | ||
Is he from Chad? | ||
Where is he from? | ||
Ghana? | ||
Chad? | ||
Is he from the Congo? | ||
Yeah, Congo. | ||
Are you sure? | ||
I don't think so. | ||
I thought he was from the West. | ||
No, I think it's the Congo. | ||
Jamie? | ||
Where in Ghana is from? | ||
Yeah. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Curtis Blaine. | ||
Francis Ngannou. | ||
There's a French name, so it makes sense that he's from the Congo. | ||
I'm pretty sure it's Congo. | ||
Francis Ngannou. | ||
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Cameroon? | |
Cameroon. | ||
Is that where he's from? | ||
Yeah. | ||
Cameroon's one of the last places where there's sort of continuous habitat for different animals. | ||
Oh, he's coming out to Mortal Kombat. | ||
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Woo! | |
Great tune. | ||
Now they're fighting at 3.30 in the morning, our time. | ||
So it's a bit of a time change. | ||
Yeah, it's a good time. | ||
Curtis Blades just always fights on foreign land. | ||
When did they get there? | ||
How many days do you need to adjust to that shit? | ||
They had Thanksgiving over there, so I'm assuming they got... | ||
Well, I'd imagine the UFC flies in on Tuesday like any other fight week, right? | ||
If you want to come early. | ||
It's hard to get used to sleeping over there. | ||
I can't imagine. | ||
Can't you start here? | ||
Can't you just try to take naps? | ||
You can, but the sunset and all that fucks you up. | ||
It fucks you up, man. | ||
The best way they say is to fast for like 16 hours and then eat. | ||
When you get there in the morning, eat a breakfast and just get on the same eating. | ||
So your body gets used to the eating cycle? | ||
Fasting is really important, apparently. | ||
Oh, that's what you did over there, right, B? I tried. | ||
Did it work? | ||
You're still tired. | ||
Are you still thinking of moving to China? | ||
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No. | |
I am. | ||
I'm going to go to Beijing and live in an apartment. | ||
Are you going to be a political dissident? | ||
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Yeah. | |
I'm going to march in Tiananmen Square. | ||
When I went to Australia, the time change fucked me up. | ||
I was exhausted. | ||
It'll fuck you up. | ||
Going there, I was fine. | ||
Coming back, I was so fucked up. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Isn't that weird that it's going back somehow or another? | ||
Dude, I was tore up. | ||
You know what? | ||
I need to try taking melatonin when I land, when I need to go to bed that night. | ||
Does it help? | ||
I don't think so. | ||
I think it helps. | ||
You know what helps me? | ||
CBD oil. | ||
It helps me relax. | ||
I take it in the morning, but especially at night, it helps me relax. | ||
With THC or without? | ||
Without. | ||
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Okay. | |
The thing that seems to be able to reset my system better than anything is a serious fucking workout. | ||
Like, show up somewhere and do a serious workout. | ||
Like, do you push your cardio, lift some weights, like really get tired. | ||
And that seems to set me up. | ||
I did that in Afghanistan because I was so fucking... | ||
Like I said that. | ||
Afghanistan. | ||
When I was in Afghanistan... | ||
Well, we worked out. | ||
Me and Dove David have worked out like a motherfucker, and I did. | ||
It helped me a lot. | ||
I felt way better. | ||
It puts your cycle back in check. | ||
I was also afraid the whole time. | ||
Usually on the road, wherever I land, I work out. | ||
Right when I land, I'll work out and I feel better. | ||
Yeah, that's the move. | ||
That's the move. | ||
But there's a new scientific study. | ||
My brain's crisper. | ||
Everything's better. | ||
This scientific study, I'll find it. | ||
I have to have my phone. | ||
Yeah, please. | ||
We're fasting for 16 hours is the most important thing you can do. | ||
And then resetting your clock. | ||
It's a huge time change. | ||
Right. | ||
Resetting your clock with... | ||
However they're eating there. | ||
Because fuck fasting in New York. | ||
I've heard that you should not eat on planes, too. | ||
I've heard that you're better off just not eating on planes. | ||
I'm so hungry on planes. | ||
When you land, your body will be better off falling into this new time zone when you land if you just don't eat on the plane. | ||
I don't eat on the plane. | ||
You don't eat on planes ever? | ||
I meditate. | ||
I'm in the lotus position. | ||
Dude, when they come by with that cart and they get that snack tray, they get nice cheeses and fruits and shit, Pringles. | ||
Sometimes I just want a banana. | ||
Me too. | ||
Sometimes I just want a pack of Swedish fish. | ||
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Right? | |
Ah, banana. | ||
You go with the Swedish fish? | ||
Oh, dude, I get Swedish fish. | ||
Yeah, and Pringles. | ||
Smoked mackerel? | ||
Oh, the Swedish fish are the little cracker ones. | ||
No, no. | ||
Sweetest fish are the red candies. | ||
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Oh, the candies. | |
You do? | ||
Sometimes. | ||
If I'm feeling frisky. | ||
Damn. | ||
Or if I feel like I've earned it. | ||
If I'm coming back from a long freaking couple nights. | ||
That's the thing. | ||
I never feel like I earn those. | ||
Every time I eat those, I feel like a bad boy. | ||
Yeah, I don't feel great after. | ||
I flew first class to London, man. | ||
They got food, and I was eating cheeses and wines. | ||
Did you get hammered? | ||
No, but I just kept drinking and eating, and I just felt like, fuck. | ||
Did you shit on the plane? | ||
Um... | ||
No, I don't think so. | ||
You felt terrible when you landed? | ||
I was just one big sodium bomb. | ||
Yes, I'll have more cheese. | ||
Do you have a wheel back there? | ||
Sure. | ||
And I'll eat another ice cream sundae. | ||
I just went a little crazy. | ||
And wine. | ||
Yeah, that fucks me. | ||
Yeah. | ||
I find that you do good writing on planes, though. | ||
You get some good ideas out. | ||
Because it's just you alone staring at this. | ||
You're not moving, right? | ||
You're confined to this little seat. | ||
You're not going anywhere. | ||
Sometimes good ideas come when you just sit like that. | ||
It's so easy to just fuck off when you're at home. | ||
I know. | ||
You're writing. | ||
It's so easy to just get... | ||
Let me see what's in the fridge. | ||
Let me go grab a cup of coffee. | ||
I set a timer. | ||
23 minutes. | ||
I don't know why, but 23 minutes and then I can't move. | ||
That's good, man. | ||
I think I just, you know, I just force myself to do it. | ||
The thing is, what's weird about it is, for whatever reason, I resist doing it at first, like, ugh. | ||
But then once I get into it and I catch a groove, I love it. | ||
It's like getting into a cold bath. | ||
Like, at first, your skin's like, fuck, and then you're like, ugh. | ||
Yeah. | ||
I think everything's that way. | ||
I think inspiring yourself to kind of get started and then kind of figure out a way to keep it going. | ||
Even working out, though. | ||
I did my class this morning, that Box Marine Cardio class. | ||
When we started, I'm like, God damn it, why did I come? | ||
And then halfway through, I'm like, this is great. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Well, you know what, man? | ||
I fucked myself up with that Sober October fitness challenge thing. | ||
That's a bad idea, I feel like. | ||
But this is what fucks you up. | ||
Like, afterwards, you're like, regular working out seems boring. | ||
Because everything was just psycho. | ||
Long, intense. | ||
Four hours, five hours a day. | ||
Plus you were competing against each other. | ||
Yeah, competing against each other. | ||
You'd get anxiety, like, check the app, see where everybody scores at. | ||
Shit. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Fuck. | ||
You can do that still. | ||
You were competing against Bert Kreischer, Ari Shafir, and Tom Segura. | ||
So let's take it easy. | ||
No, I'm not saying that. | ||
You still... | ||
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You know what I mean? | |
Like, my competition. | ||
Those guys. | ||
Bert Kreischer, that fucking workout maniac. | ||
He could have coast the last three weeks. | ||
That's Rogan's competitiveness. | ||
I'm telling you, man. | ||
He crushed him. | ||
Let Cam Haynes in that motherfucker. | ||
You would have no chance. | ||
Let Cam Haynes in me in that bitch. | ||
We should do a real fitness one. | ||
Dude, I'm telling you, even if you're doing it, the thing is, it's about how much time you spend. | ||
It's not even about how hard you're working out. | ||
See, it's like, how much time are you spending at 80% of your max heart rate? | ||
That's really what it's about. | ||
Watch how fast Ngannou is. | ||
Jesus Christ. | ||
Oh, he's terrifying. | ||
He's laying on his feet, too, right now. | ||
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Boom! | |
Oh, my God! | ||
Oh my god. | ||
Jesus Christ. | ||
He's just so powerful. | ||
Oh my god. | ||
Oh, oh, oh, oh. | ||
Oh, that's it. | ||
That's it. | ||
That's it. | ||
Damn. | ||
He's back. | ||
Oh my god. | ||
Starched him. | ||
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Wow. | |
Nah, dude, you can't. | ||
That was crazy. | ||
Tad of an early stoppage for me. | ||
Wow. | ||
I don't know. | ||
It looked like it was almost an early stoppage. | ||
He was working his way back up. | ||
No, that's not what I'm thinking. | ||
I was going to say it looked like it was almost an early stoppage, and then they let it go on, and then it was a decent stoppage. | ||
Yeah, I agree. | ||
Because that's how you save a fighter. | ||
Didn't it seem like in the beginning that they were going to stop it? | ||
Yeah. | ||
He got concussed right away. | ||
He got three chances. | ||
Curtis Blaine is 26 years old. | ||
He's got a lot of fight left in him, so that's a good stoppage for his future. | ||
Oh, he just got caught. | ||
Literally just got caught. | ||
Good stoppage for his future. | ||
I think it was the only way he was going to lose this fight was getting caught. | ||
Yep. | ||
That's what happened. | ||
Listen, the levels of stand-up between them. | ||
Curtis Blades is a good stand-up fighter, but a really good wrestler. | ||
His wrestling stats are some of the best in the heavyweight division ever. | ||
It's the best as far as successful take. | ||
He clicked on the back of the head with that hammer. | ||
Oh my god! | ||
Boom. | ||
See, right there, it looked like the ref was about to stop it. | ||
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Boom! | |
So much power. | ||
He runs over there, and look, he touches him. | ||
He touched him. | ||
You're not supposed to touch him. | ||
He probably just ran into him on accident. | ||
Yeah. | ||
I don't know, man. | ||
I thought he was going to stop. | ||
Boom. | ||
And then he decides it. | ||
That's it. | ||
That's it. | ||
That's a dangerous job, man. | ||
Super dangerous. | ||
Did you see that clip from the Muay Thai? | ||
One of the Muay Thai websites has it up there. | ||
Of this referee is stepping in to stop this fight and his head kicked. | ||
Yeah, I saw it. | ||
He takes a shin right to the dome. | ||
Gets knocked the fuck out. | ||
Well, he stayed conscious, but he went down. | ||
Looks like he was moving. | ||
But he got head kicked. | ||
That's a dangerous man in the first round. | ||
Can you imagine me and Curtis Blades right now? | ||
You took the plane for 20 hours to fly over to get knocked down in 45 seconds. | ||
The worst. | ||
Always a possibility with Mgano. | ||
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Yeah. | |
Good for him. | ||
And God will get back on track. | ||
I wasn't crazy about the fight for him. | ||
Yeah. | ||
What did he say about that fight, officially? | ||
Which one? | ||
Where he didn't throw any punches. | ||
He said he carried the fear of his last fight. | ||
His confidence. | ||
Yeah. | ||
He was down. | ||
And then Derrick Lewis was hurt. | ||
So you get a shit show, you know? | ||
It's neither one of those fault. | ||
Derrick was hurt with his back. | ||
Francis had no confidence. | ||
It was crazy. | ||
I mean, it was the squeakiest of squeaky margins for Derek to win because nothing really happened in the fight. | ||
No one really won. | ||
Meanwhile, we were talking about that fight. | ||
We were like, holy shit, this is going to be bombs away. | ||
That's why I think most people say it's the worst heavyweight fight because you just thought it was going to be fucking fireworks. | ||
I think I might have even said in the commentary, there's not a doubt in my mind that this is going to be crazy. | ||
But who wouldn't think that? | ||
That's fair to think with their two fighting styles. | ||
I thought it was going to be chaos. | ||
I thought it was going to be awesome. | ||
Derek is going to be throwing haymakers, trying to find his chin. | ||
I'd like to see him go at it again, actually. | ||
Oh, I would love to see that. | ||
Is Floyd really fighting that one kickboxing? | ||
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No. | |
Yes. | ||
Apparently they've agreed to it. | ||
It's real, but it's going to be an exhibition boxing match. | ||
It's fake. | ||
It's a boxing match. | ||
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It's fake. | |
They're probably going to wear big gloves. | ||
No kicks? | ||
No kicks. | ||
At all? | ||
No. | ||
Can't have that guy kick. | ||
Floyd's too smart for that. | ||
Unless the fucking... | ||
The Japanese just say, okay, so we agree. | ||
Kick it, too. | ||
Unless the accuser goes up to that young kid and go, hey, here, fucking head kick him, KO. We're going to give you $2 million. | ||
Yeah, in the middle of the first round. | ||
Which would be kind of cool to see. | ||
But they'll rush you through some contract negotiations. | ||
Okay, here we go. | ||
It was weird because Floyd was like, that was all bullshit. | ||
I never agreed to do this. | ||
Then a week later, he was like, actually, we're going to do it. | ||
Listen, man, Japanese, they do a different kind of business. | ||
They're very clever over there. | ||
You know, the UFC got kind of... | ||
When you look at the sale of Pride, what happened with all that, they did a smart thing, a really smart thing. | ||
One thing, they came over and they pretended they were going to have Pride fighters fight in the UFC, and UFC fighters fight in Pride. | ||
Remember that? | ||
In the early days, the UFC sent Chuck Liddell over there, and they were going to bring fighters over to America, but they never did. | ||
Yeah, no. | ||
They never did. | ||
They had to wait until they bought it. | ||
And then when they bought it, they basically just bought a DVD library. | ||
And they spent like $60 million for Pride. | ||
And when they got it, they couldn't even run it. | ||
So then they had these people that were running the office. | ||
And these people running the office, they just went off and made Dream. | ||
They made their own shit. | ||
And so they were like stuck. | ||
They sold basically a logo and a brand. | ||
They got these contracts. | ||
The contracts weren't even any good. | ||
A lot of the fighters were not bound to them. | ||
Like Fedor. | ||
They didn't have Fedor. | ||
They didn't have a lot of things. | ||
And they owed a lot of guys money. | ||
And they thought they were going to operate in Japan. | ||
Like, we're going to run Pride, too. | ||
Yeah, right. | ||
That shit. | ||
No. | ||
No chance, man. | ||
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No way. | |
But what they did with those smarts is the first thing Pride did was they pumped up their own value by bringing their fighters over here and pretending their fighters are going to fight Chuck Liddell. | ||
Remember they had that crazy stare down way back in the day. | ||
But then they never did. | ||
Everybody's always talking about Pride, but then nothing happened. | ||
But after that, there was a point in time where they did not want Pride mentioned on the air. | ||
No, they hate him. | ||
They did not want their name mentioned. | ||
How is Bellator to say they fought in Japan? | ||
The UFC also honey-dicked the WME when they sold theirs. | ||
They went, look, dude, we got Ronda, we got Brock, we got Conor, we're doing all this big shit, man. | ||
And then they sold it for $4 billion, and they're like, alright, Ronda's going to retire, so we can't do nothing about that. | ||
Brock's over in WWE, so we'll figure that out. | ||
Well, the Ronda thing was during the purchase. | ||
They had already purchased it. | ||
That was the last Ronda fight, the comeback fight. | ||
They had already purchased it. | ||
That's also probably why it was marketed the way it was marketed. | ||
Correct. | ||
All eggs in. | ||
That was one of the rare times where I... Publicly was like, this is not, you guys aren't doing the right thing. | ||
Because Amanda Nunes is the champion. | ||
She's a world champion. | ||
She stopped Misha Tate. | ||
She strangled her. | ||
Like, you gotta give her respect. | ||
She's still not as respected as she should be. | ||
But that was a crazy one. | ||
That was the worst one I've ever seen. | ||
The whole commercial was all Ronda. | ||
Nothing of Amanda Nunes. | ||
And for a couple seconds, it's like, Amanda doing something real quick, and that's it. | ||
They sure, like, hid in a bag, but the rest was there. | ||
First ever women's MMA champion that's a lesbian. | ||
First ever UFC gay champion. | ||
With her girlfriend in the corner. | ||
Yeah, who's also a UFC champion. | ||
So first ever gay UFC champion, right? | ||
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And no one talks about it. | ||
That we know of. | ||
That we know of, right. | ||
I think that's it. | ||
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That's a good point. | |
We haven't had women's MMA that long. | ||
For champions? | ||
Well, you're saying guy or gal. | ||
Girl. | ||
I'm just trying to be funny. | ||
I don't know. | ||
I started thinking about what gay champion. | ||
It's like, who could be gay? | ||
But Amanda versus Cyborg is super interesting to me. | ||
Very interesting. | ||
I can't wait. | ||
Super interesting to me. | ||
Cyborg bangs. | ||
Cyborg, she's way bigger. | ||
She's bigger. | ||
How about Amanda fighting Raquel Pennington and both their girlfriends fighting the UFC too and are in their corners. | ||
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Crazy. | |
That's insane. | ||
Not insane in a bad way. | ||
It's cool. | ||
Yeah. | ||
I mean, we've come a long ways. | ||
Yeah, it's different. | ||
It's fascinating to watch the growth. | ||
JDS coming back? | ||
Yeah, JDS is fighting. | ||
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Who's he fighting? | |
They've both been out of fucking grip. | ||
Kane's coming back, you hear that? | ||
Is that real? | ||
Yeah, it's real. | ||
2019. But when? | ||
Did they have a date? | ||
No. | ||
Just announced he's back, and DC posted, hey, he said the belt's waiting for a champ. | ||
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Whoa. | |
Yeah, because he's back. | ||
So what do you guys think of Amanda against Cyborg? | ||
I think Amanda's got to move. | ||
I think only... | ||
Does she have a chance? | ||
Sure, she's got a chance. | ||
She's a beast. | ||
Oh shit, that's a great fight. | ||
Tied to Avasa and JDS. That's a motherfucking fight. | ||
I think only your ass favorite could probably beat Cyborg. | ||
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There's no girls. | |
But she's got a chance. | ||
It's not happening. | ||
She's got a chance. | ||
Amanda Nunez is probably my favorite female fighter, too. | ||
What does she walk around at? | ||
What do you think? | ||
Amanda? | ||
She's probably in the 160s, if I had to guess. | ||
And what do you think Cyborg walks around at? | ||
We went through this, right? | ||
She said, like, 80s? | ||
80-something. | ||
She's down to, you know... | ||
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She's bigger. | |
It does not matter. | ||
She's bigger. | ||
She's such an animal. | ||
She's so much bigger. | ||
That's gonna be a crazy fight, man. | ||
Yeah. | ||
That's on the same card as Gusvin Jones 2, too. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Yeah. | ||
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Whoa. | |
Yeah. | ||
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Whoa. | |
Gusvin's been on a hot minute. | ||
I can't wait for that fight. | ||
Yeah. | ||
I know, right? | ||
I think the key to anybody that's going to be able to beat Cyborg is you're going to have to catch her coming in and hurt her. | ||
No girls beating Cyborg, bro. | ||
No girls beating Cyborg. | ||
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There's not a girl on this planet that can beat Cyborg in the MMA. What about that one dude that turned into a chick? | |
She would get fucking dealt with. | ||
What was her name? | ||
She got beat by a chick, really? | ||
Yeah, she lost her last fight. | ||
Fallon Fox. | ||
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Ashley Evans-Smith, who's in the UFC, beat her, came to the UFC. Nice. | |
Cyborg beat both of them up at the same time now. | ||
I mean, she's such an animal man. | ||
You've seen her spar with dudes and then that Olympian, Clarissa Shields, who's a world champion? | ||
Like, dude, she does not fuck around. | ||
She doesn't fuck around. | ||
And she's way bigger. | ||
And this is her last fight on her contract, too. | ||
Well, you know what, man? | ||
I mean, I could easily see someone like 1FC grabbing her as well. | ||
Look, they're grabbing a lot of people now. | ||
It's really interesting to me. | ||
Who else are they grabbing, though? | ||
They have to sign Misha Tate, but that's business. | ||
Well, they got Eddie Alvarez. | ||
He just went over there. | ||
That's right. | ||
They got Demetrius Mighty Mouse Johnson. | ||
He just went over there. | ||
And they're looking to expand their roster. | ||
And I think they're looking to also break into the Western marketplace. | ||
You know, they have that app. | ||
You can get the app and watch the fights on your phone. | ||
I've only seen highlights at one FC. | ||
I've never seen it. | ||
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You can watch it for free. | |
You get the app and you watch it for free. | ||
How's Bellator doing in comparison to the UFC? | ||
Bellator is not doing as well as the UFC, but they're doing well. | ||
They're doing well. | ||
They're on the Paramount Network. | ||
They get pretty good ratings. | ||
They're developing stars. | ||
They're also with Roy McDonald, Gegard Mousasi. | ||
Then with the heavyweight with Bader, Fedor. | ||
The heavyweight tournament was sick. | ||
Yeah. | ||
They're doing well. | ||
What do you think about Oscar De La Hoya promoting MMI? Complete shit show. | ||
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Not this one. | |
Not this one. | ||
Did you see the last one he did? | ||
Did you see him at the press conference? | ||
Hey, I want to see Chuck and Tito. | ||
No, no. | ||
It's not a shit show because it's Chuck and Tito. | ||
Did you see Oscar De La Hoya at the press conference? | ||
He's like, you got Chuck Liddell's name wrong. | ||
And then you have these other guys. | ||
How did he say Chuck Liddell? | ||
I forget it. | ||
Lydell. | ||
Everyone used to say Chuck Lydell. | ||
At first, right? | ||
I used to say it. | ||
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I used to say it. | |
At first, that's what you said. | ||
He just didn't know any of the fighters. | ||
He didn't know any of the fighters. | ||
It's our first one. | ||
You give him a little bit of that. | ||
And what else did he say? | ||
He goes, and then we have other fights, too. | ||
These guys behind me, I don't know their names, but I'm not going to remember their names. | ||
No way. | ||
He said that? | ||
Yeah, it's just dead silence. | ||
He's like, you know, when you think of MMA, when you think of fighters at all, you just think of these two. | ||
There's no one else. | ||
That is the dumbest way to promote a fight. | ||
It was so bad. | ||
You gotta realize, Oscar's had, you know, how many professional fights? | ||
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A lot. | |
And he snorts all the cocaine? | ||
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Yeah. | |
Does he do all of it? | ||
Yeah. | ||
Watch this press conference. | ||
He's all, and, uh... | ||
He's like, whoa, it's freezing in here. | ||
I mean, is that a fact or a conspiracy theory? | ||
I don't think Oscar's love... | ||
No, he's admitted. | ||
He came on air as a dad of abuse prom. | ||
It's pretty. | ||
I like devil's dandruff. | ||
I don't think his love is... | ||
Devil's dandruff? | ||
I don't think his love is MMA. No. | ||
His love is boxing. | ||
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Yeah. | |
It's just, you know, he's doing this because it's a good money-making venture. | ||
One of the greatest boxers ever. | ||
You know what I hope it does well? | ||
Because Tito and Chuck will get benefit the most from it for money. | ||
So I want people to buy it because of that reason. | ||
Is MC Hammer still in the game? | ||
No. | ||
No? | ||
You know he was my manager. | ||
What? | ||
Yeah. | ||
Holy shit, you hung out with him? | ||
No, yeah. | ||
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Damn! | |
Dean Hammer, long talks, great dude, smart dude. | ||
What happened? | ||
Why did he get out of MMA? Because it's bullshit. | ||
You know, he was like, wow, I like money. | ||
Fuck this sport. | ||
That's hilarious. | ||
Well, how else is he making money? | ||
Dude, he's one of the first investors in Facebook. | ||
Twitter too, right? | ||
So he's filthy rich. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Oh, shit. | ||
Okay. | ||
And I remember he goes, well, there's a difference between being bankrupt and being MC Hammer bankrupt. | ||
He goes, I wasn't like poor. | ||
See, I was still balling. | ||
Yeah. | ||
He still had like $12 million. | ||
Smart dude, man. | ||
I'm sure. | ||
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Interesting. | |
What were we just talking about before this? | ||
Before MC Hammer? | ||
Amanda Nunez and Chris Hammer? | ||
No, no, no. | ||
That was way longer. | ||
Devil Island? | ||
If you're white, you can't go to the island anymore? | ||
I'm lost. | ||
I'm completely lost. | ||
How did we get to MC Hammer? | ||
We're talking about... | ||
Fight promoting? | ||
Oh, that's right. | ||
Oh, 1FC. I've never watched one. | ||
The Oscar De La Hoya thing. | ||
Oh, Oscar De La Hoya. | ||
Look, I hope they all do good. | ||
You definitely need more competition. | ||
There's more fighters than there are fights. | ||
The hard thing, though, is that the UFC is like Q-tips. | ||
It's like when you think you don't want cotton swabs, give me some fucking Q-tips. | ||
They've got the market. | ||
For now, but there's always... | ||
I don't know if there is! | ||
It's such a part of the cultural landscape. | ||
Some people go, do you UFC? How fucking dare you? | ||
I would hope that they would get to the point, this is my goal, my hope, is that a lot of organizations are like a lot of these boxing organizations. | ||
When you look at world champions like Deontay Wilder is about to fight Tyson Fury, you can have guys that have different promoters. | ||
And they work together some sort of a deal, and then they put together the fights. | ||
That's better for the fighters if the fights get, and the fighters and other organizations get as popular as, you know, it's like Manny Pacquiao fighting Floyd Mayweather. | ||
They have to have these promoters figure out how to put that fight together. | ||
That's better for the sport. | ||
It's better for everybody. | ||
Because when Ben Askren is whooping ass over in 1FC, wouldn't you love if he just fought the champion of the UFC, or if Bellator is champion, like Gegard Mousasi fighting Woodley right now, or fighting Whitaker, I'd love to see that. | ||
So you're the absolute champ. | ||
They're going to be very happy that they signed Ben Askren. | ||
It's going to be fun. | ||
He's smart. | ||
He talks a lot of shit. | ||
And it took forever to get him over here. | ||
And a lot of people are in deep shit. | ||
They're in deep shit. | ||
Super deep shit. | ||
He's going to grab ahold of them and wrestle fuck them to the ground and punch their face in. | ||
Yes, we get through Robbie Lawler, yeah. | ||
There's not going to be much they're going to be able to do to him. | ||
A lot of people are going to be in real trouble. | ||
And he's a star, man. | ||
Like, you look at the... | ||
He goes anywhere. | ||
They're cheering for him. | ||
The interviews. | ||
The scrum for him. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Look, man, people have seen interviews online. | ||
They've seen the podcast that I did with them. | ||
They've seen all of his fights. | ||
You know, if you watch highlight reels, you can see all of his fights. | ||
You and I jack him off every show we get. | ||
Every show. | ||
And then the UFC, or in 1FC, they allowed him to knee to the head on the ground, too. | ||
You get side control and you get the fuck out of your head. | ||
It's a nightmare, man. | ||
It's a nightmare. | ||
You can also get north-south. | ||
North-south knees to the head. | ||
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Oh, my God. | |
Yeah, man. | ||
Oh, my God. | ||
You can fuck somebody up with that. | ||
This is FS1? Yeah, man. | ||
Oh, fuck. | ||
Don't say FS1. One FC. Oh, one FC. I know what you meant. | ||
Fox Sports 1 as a channel. | ||
One FC I meant. | ||
But to be able to do that, to be able to land knees to the head on the ground like that, it's a giant advantage for a wrestler. | ||
Giant advantage. | ||
And to take it away from them, you limit what is really good about being on top. | ||
What's really good about being on top is you could smash them anywhere. | ||
It's kind of weird. | ||
Those knees. | ||
Did you hear the rumor about Cowboy Conor? | ||
I did. | ||
That could be a sick fight. | ||
I hope Cowboy gets that fight. | ||
I think that's a possibility. | ||
I think that's a money-making fight. | ||
It makes sense for both guys, especially for Conor. | ||
I know Conor wants the Khabib rematch, but it's like, dude, let's get one and then go back that way. | ||
But you gotta win. | ||
Really interesting. | ||
I'm not saying Cowboy's an easy fight, but it's a better matchup than Khabib or Tony. | ||
And then Tony-Khabib fight. | ||
It's going to be interesting to see what kind of shit-talking... | ||
Because Cowboy did not have a good time with the shit-talking of Nate Diaz. | ||
He got on his hat. | ||
Or Jorge Masvidal. | ||
He doesn't like that shit-talking. | ||
Doesn't like that shit-talking. | ||
Oh, and Conor goes, you guys did that? | ||
Watch this. | ||
He's going to ramp it up to 11. I think Cowboy, if he grabs a hold of Conor and takes him to the ground, Conor's in a world of shit, too. | ||
Because Cowboy's a hell of a wrestler. | ||
He's a hell of a striker, too, man. | ||
It's a different world. | ||
It's not an easy fight. | ||
As far as the odds, I'm assuming Conor'd barely be a favorite. | ||
It'll be 155? | ||
155. Look, Conor's... | ||
The speed that he has, the one-shot KO power. | ||
Conor can do some shit to motherfuckers. | ||
And when you see him fight Eddie Alvarez, that's when you really realize it. | ||
Eddie Alvarez is tough as fuck. | ||
And Conor just put it on him. | ||
He can fuck people up. | ||
Although Cowboy put it on Eddie, too. | ||
He did. | ||
But he didn't do it the same way Conor did. | ||
No, not like Conor. | ||
He beat his legs up. | ||
He beat his legs up. | ||
He got hit with some shots. | ||
Conor dismantled Eddie. | ||
Eddie hit Conboy with some shots. | ||
I think that also is a little misleading because I feel like a lot of that, again, was because Conor got into Eddie's head. | ||
But Eddie's better than that. | ||
Look at that shit. | ||
Eddie's been doing a long time. | ||
Conor McGregor is a two-to-one favorite. | ||
That doesn't make any sense to me. | ||
Well, it does make sense. | ||
He's not as good a wrestler. | ||
Well, it makes sense because you're going based off how Cowboy won his last fight. | ||
Cowboy's fallen some tough times. | ||
I love Cowboy more than anyone in this room, but Cowboy's fallen some tough times. | ||
He's got the most winning record in UFC history, too, I believe, so I'm also going by that. | ||
And he also looks fucking good lately. | ||
Well, he looked fantastic against Mike Perry. | ||
He looked amazing. | ||
Mike Perry's a far cry from Conor McGregor. | ||
He's a big difference in movement. | ||
But look, I like the fight. | ||
Overall fighter. | ||
I like the fight a lot. | ||
And I do agree that if Cowboy gets a hold of anybody on the ground, he's got crazy ground skills. | ||
Cowboy's leg kicks. | ||
Hold on, but Cowboy's better off his back. | ||
If Conor were to take him down, he would be screwed. | ||
Cowboy on top's not a technician on top. | ||
No, I disagree. | ||
You think he's a technician on top? | ||
Cowboy's on his back. | ||
Cowboy from his back is very good. | ||
He's good everywhere. | ||
He's special off his back. | ||
Yes, yes, but... | ||
He'll fuck you up from the top, too. | ||
Yeah, he's got great talking. | ||
Most of his missions are from his back. | ||
That's true, because he throws a lot of kicks, and guys take him down, and he just snatches shit up really quick. | ||
That's where he's super special off his back. | ||
But he's very underrated as a grappler. | ||
And you saw him when he reversed Mike Perry. | ||
Fucking amazing. | ||
And then he fucked his arm up. | ||
How about Mike Perry? | ||
He left Jackson's. | ||
He's like, dude, I felt like I didn't want to be part of this. | ||
I came there to train, and all of a sudden I got put in the middle of this drama. | ||
He left? | ||
He left. | ||
Oh, wow. | ||
He's no longer there. | ||
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Oh, wow. | |
He looked great, too. | ||
I thought he looked good. | ||
Obviously, he had the hiccup of taking Cowboy down, but I thought Perry looked pretty fucking good, man. | ||
Yeah, no, Perry did look very good. | ||
He's been looking better and better, but he just fucked up and took him down. | ||
That fight was just, Cowboy had his number. | ||
Cowboy sparred with him who knows how many times over at Jackson's. | ||
Yeah, and in the grappling, apparently, Cowboy dominated him. | ||
But I guess Perry said in their training camp, he was taking so many guys down, it was almost like a natural reaction for him. | ||
He goes, dude, I just... | ||
Part of the fight. | ||
She took him down. | ||
Didn't even think about it because that's what I was doing in camp. | ||
And then Winkle John goes, that was not part of the plan. | ||
We did not want to take Cowboy down. | ||
So where's he going to go now? | ||
I don't know. | ||
He was ATT before, right? | ||
Yeah, I don't know. | ||
But for him, he's getting so much better if he just stays consistent and gets with a legit camp. | ||
Maybe get his ass up to TriStar. | ||
We're A.K.A. Something about going to Montreal is sexy. | ||
Montreal is so cold. | ||
So cold. | ||
The coldest I've ever been. | ||
Plus you're in another country. | ||
It's so far. | ||
You've got to also just really super concentrate on what you're doing because it's all you're doing. | ||
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Yeah. | |
Well, I like it. | ||
It's a beautiful city, though. | ||
It's a great city. | ||
Montreal has some of the best strip clubs in the world. | ||
And women. | ||
I love that city. | ||
And food. | ||
I can live there. | ||
Allegedly. | ||
Allegedly. | ||
It's amazing. | ||
I cannot live there. | ||
You've got to be with one of the wizards. | ||
There's many great wizards of MMA. But to really maximize your potential, you've got to be with someone who can put it all together. | ||
And you can pick your favorite wizards, but one of my favorite wizards for sure is Farras. | ||
I think he's one of the best. | ||
How about Matt Hume? | ||
One of the best. | ||
One of the best, for sure. | ||
Matt Hume's the best. | ||
Matt Hume does not have very many high-level guys. | ||
I mean, he did work with Maurice, though. | ||
Yeah, he's in Seattle, right? | ||
Yes, he's in AMC Pancration. | ||
But he was a great fighter himself, just great knowledge of the game. | ||
But proof of what he did with Mighty Mouse and the way they talk to each other in the corner, and you realize there's a system they're operating under. | ||
And they're like, this is very high level, very technical, very sophisticated. | ||
They're staying one step ahead of everything. | ||
But sometimes that works for Demetrius. | ||
Demetrius is a very cerebral, smart fighter. | ||
So that doesn't Mike Perry's going to be able to plug in and work. | ||
That's true, too. | ||
I think Mike Perry would do great somewhere like with a Jason Perillo in San Diego. | ||
That could be fucking a dope connection for him. | ||
He has to find that right coach. | ||
Alliance San Diego would be great, too. | ||
Yeah, I feel like that'd be good for him down there. | ||
There's always good spots, man. | ||
But I think that having a fresh look is not the worst thing in the world. | ||
You can't have too many fresh looks, though. | ||
You've got to put your roots somewhere. | ||
Where's Frank Edgar learn his boxing from? | ||
Frank Edgar? | ||
Mark Henry? | ||
Yeah. | ||
Wow. | ||
Phenomenal coach. | ||
One of the masterminds. | ||
Yeah, he's one of the masters. | ||
He works in Barboza, Frank Yeager, Eddie Alvarez. | ||
Also owns a pizza place. | ||
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Yeah? | |
Yeah, that's my guy. | ||
That was his pizza place? | ||
You said it was really good. | ||
The best. | ||
You actually sent me a text after you ate that pizza and you go, I ate the best, because we always talk about Jelena's pizza. | ||
He goes, I ate the best pizza in the world, bro. | ||
I was like, well, that's a random text, but I don't give a shit. | ||
It's a different pizza. | ||
I hate being that guy, but bagels and pizza are different over there. | ||
Different water, they say, right? | ||
It's not just that. | ||
I think it's different. | ||
It's a different moisture in the air. | ||
Dude, I've been good on my diet. | ||
I've been so good on my diet. | ||
You know, losing weight from my special. | ||
But I've been good on my diet. | ||
Trying to get a swim? | ||
Yeah, yeah. | ||
Trying to get a swim from the special. | ||
You know, just fasting and extra cardio. | ||
How many hours of fasting? | ||
Man, I wake up at 6, and then I quit eating at 6 p.m. | ||
at night, so 6 to 6, and then I don't eat until usually 10 or 11 in the afternoon. | ||
Wow. | ||
But anyways, so I've been good on my diet, but I go to New York next week, an artichoke pizza, or King's Pizza, I think it's called King Street, I just can't turn it down. | ||
Artichoke pizza is your shit? | ||
No, the company's called artichoke. | ||
I fucking hate artichoke. | ||
The white pizza, the white sauce is bullshit. | ||
You don't like that stuff? | ||
Fuck no. | ||
I gotta have red sauce, man. | ||
But artichoke pizza in New York, my mouth's watering, bro. | ||
There's some places that have good white pizza. | ||
I didn't experience good white pizza until I had it at Nicky's in White Plains. | ||
Mickey's Pizzeria in White Plains, New York. | ||
Right down the street from Executive Billiards. | ||
They had white pizza that would knock your dick right in the dirt. | ||
It had melted butter and garlic on it and ham and shit. | ||
And you'd bite anything and you'd be like, holy fuck. | ||
Yeah, that's where a lot of Italians were in White Plains. | ||
I mean, hey, is White Castle too? | ||
No. | ||
Listen, it's not my favorite. | ||
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No. | |
Is White Castle still around? | ||
Remember White Castle? | ||
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Yeah. | |
The small burgers? | ||
Those little burgers? | ||
From 1940? | ||
They make a vegan one, bro. | ||
They make a vegan one. | ||
White Castle? | ||
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Fuck yeah. | |
Is there a Burger King around here? | ||
Really? | ||
Is White Castle still going on? | ||
I'm pretty sure White Castle, for all our vegan friends, they make a vegan burger now. | ||
White Castle does. | ||
It's about time! | ||
That's literally like buying a vitamin from a poison factory. | ||
It's a bad idea. | ||
Do you sell vitamins too? | ||
Yeah, yeah. | ||
Bad idea. | ||
If you're a vegan and you're buying vegan burgers from a company that slaughters millions of animals a year. | ||
Impossible burger. | ||
Impossible burger. | ||
You feel better? | ||
Well, how about Taco Bell? | ||
Taco Bell puts essentially sand in... | ||
Well, sodium bicarbonate. | ||
Wait, bro. | ||
Hey. | ||
No, silicon bicarbonate. | ||
They call it silicon. | ||
So they're beef filling. | ||
They're not allowed to call it beef filling. | ||
They have to call it taco filling because... | ||
It's not beef? | ||
The beef has silicon in it to make it fuller and more... | ||
Look it up. | ||
That shit is... | ||
Come on. | ||
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That shit is... | |
It's delicious. | ||
Look up what's in Taco Bell. | ||
How would you doubt that? | ||
How would you need evidence for that? | ||
It's Taco Bell. | ||
You can't defend Taco Bell. | ||
Talk about it. | ||
That's a conspiracy theory. | ||
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I believe it. | |
Dude, a double-decker taco. | ||
I don't give a fuck why they put in that bitch. | ||
Is there a YouTube link on it? | ||
Yeah, dude. | ||
Bro, look at the... | ||
There's no YouTube link. | ||
It's not real. | ||
Is Callan true on it? | ||
Where'd you hear this, Callan? | ||
Watch this, watch this. | ||
Where do you hear news from? | ||
This is dark. | ||
This is dark. | ||
Hey, Brian, I believe you. | ||
We're talking about Taco Bell. | ||
Here's the ingredients. | ||
It's not in there. | ||
Isolated oat products, salt, chili pepper, onion powder, tomato powder. | ||
Silicon dioxide. | ||
Anti-caking agent. | ||
Now look that up. | ||
Silicon dioxide anti-caking agent. | ||
How about that? | ||
You guys love Taco Bell. | ||
What does it say? | ||
Anti-caking agent to avoid clumping and supplements. | ||
It's used to prevent the various powdered ingredients from sticking together as many food additives. | ||
Consumers often have concerns about silicon dioxide as an additive. | ||
Is it safe? | ||
Is it cancerous? | ||
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Look at that. | |
That's sand. | ||
See that? | ||
That's what they put in there. | ||
Also frequently found in health food nutritional supplements as an additive silicon dioxide. | ||
Primarily functions as an anti-caking agent which prevents ingredients from binding together. | ||
But it doesn't say if it's cancerous. | ||
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Dude, if you eat it every now and then, you're moving carcinogen. | |
Look at this. | ||
Proven carcinogen. | ||
It's a McDonald's answer. | ||
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It's in their buns. | |
It says, Silicon dioxide is a proven carcinogen. | ||
Why does McDonald's opt to use this in buns, potentially hurting human health? | ||
Trace mineral. | ||
Silicon is categorized as a trace mineral, Ben, which means that it's needed in minimal amounts to maintain health as it's That's its requirement. | ||
It's very small. | ||
It's recommended daily allowance for silicon has not been specified because it's not food. | ||
Duh. | ||
However, experts suggest that a daily consumption in the range of 20-30 milligrams is needed to stay healthy. | ||
Who wrote that? | ||
Is that McDonald's writing this? | ||
Who's writing this? | ||
Is this McDonald's writing this? | ||
It's called Your Questions. | ||
I guess it is just a trace mineral, maybe. | ||
But maybe it is. | ||
If McDonald's is saying it, then for sure. | ||
But you know that food has a slimy thing on it? | ||
But here's the thing. | ||
If they can't really say all this, if it's not true, if they do, they get in deep shit. | ||
So it might be real that silicon is a trace mineral. | ||
It's an important part of our own feed. | ||
But also, you're putting dirt in your burgers, bro. | ||
It's also food grade, so maybe it's different. | ||
But even so, it's like, why is it in there, though? | ||
Even if you're saying it's okay to eat. | ||
So it doesn't cake up. | ||
Didn't you read that? | ||
They need it. | ||
You can't have a cake. | ||
It's filler, man. | ||
36% beef. | ||
It's only 36% beef in Taco Bell. | ||
The other 64% is a wide range of fillers, extended preservatives. | ||
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Cocoa powder. | |
36% beef, 64% is made with fillers, extenders, and preservatives. | ||
Don't we all know this, though? | ||
Didn't we kind of know this? | ||
I didn't know it was that much. | ||
This is 100% beef. | ||
Ever. | ||
That shit is delicious. | ||
One of those cows killed. | ||
Did you really think it was 64% fillers? | ||
I don't think. | ||
When I eat that, I'm like, listen, man, this isn't going to be good. | ||
I'm going to shit my pants, but I love their fucking tostadas. | ||
Have you heard that conspiracy theory that McDonald's, you know, it says 100% beef, that that's an actual trademark name, 100% beef? | ||
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Yes. | |
Is that for real? | ||
I don't think they can say that. | ||
I think they can get sued for that. | ||
The name of their beef is called 100% Beef. | ||
So they named their beef 100% Beef, even though it's 40%. | ||
That's the conspiracy theory. | ||
I don't even know if that's true. | ||
Is McDonald's the same as Taco Bell in terms of what percentage of it is actually beef if you buy a beef burger? | ||
Look up their chicken nuggets. | ||
The one thing that's really weird about that... | ||
The one thing that's fucked up about the beef that you get in hamburger from McDonald's is those cows can come from 10 different parts of the globe. | ||
So you're eating the cows from China, Argentina, United States, and all those cows are killed there. | ||
They all taste the same. | ||
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Who gives a fuck? | |
It's all been killed and then it's brought together. | ||
I like one cow, bro. | ||
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Well, I don't give a fuck. | |
My burger has come from, I have to know cow's name. | ||
I have to raise it. | ||
I'll tell you, I think the healthiest thing for you at McDonald's is the McFlirt. | ||
It's not true. | ||
No, no, no. | ||
Filet-O-Fish is made from real fish. | ||
Jamie just pulled up. | ||
Filet-O-Fish is awesome. | ||
Have you had a McRib? | ||
Those are real ribs. | ||
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You sure? | |
You know they take meat and form it as a fucking rib? | ||
Is that true? | ||
Let's read the McDonald's thing. | ||
The McDonald's thing is not true. | ||
I love the fish, though. | ||
Make that larger, please. | ||
I want a fish sandwich. | ||
It's not true, Eddie. | ||
Well, smaller again, so it fits the screen. | ||
There you go. | ||
Well, this is a fascinating premise. | ||
There is nothing to it. | ||
McDonald's hamburger patties in the U.S. are made with 100% USDA inspected beef. | ||
They are cooked and prepared with salt, pepper, and nothing else. | ||
No preservatives, no fillers. | ||
All right. | ||
Debunked. | ||
So it's pretty healthy. | ||
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Debunked. | |
How is that possible? | ||
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Wait, what does it say? | |
What does the top of that say? | ||
What is the title of it? | ||
Are McDonald's hamburgers 100% beef? | ||
Dude, why doesn't Taco Bell get on that train? | ||
They're just like, nah, fuck it. | ||
They're like, fuck it. | ||
Fuck it, bro. | ||
You know it's shitty for you. | ||
They're way worse than McDonald's then. | ||
Wait, McDonald's buys their meat from a company called 100% beef. | ||
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That's not true. | |
That's not true. | ||
That's what it's saying. | ||
Oh, that's the conspiracy theory. | ||
Okay. | ||
Balls. | ||
So it's saying it's false. | ||
Okay. | ||
Look, man, you could probably get beef pretty goddamn cheap if you do it that way and just grind it all down. | ||
I still like Del Taco myself. | ||
All that stuff is so gross. | ||
But if you go to a real taco spot... | ||
Bro, me and you have a legit McDonald's breakfast together. | ||
I love McDonald's, man. | ||
I will fuck up an Egg McMuffin. | ||
We'll fuck up an Egg McMuffin. | ||
How about that McGriddle? | ||
The sausage McGriddle? | ||
You don't think it's an egg? | ||
That shit's so good. | ||
Here's the thing. | ||
If you get Egg McMuffin with ham, they really can't fuck with that. | ||
That egg's suspect. | ||
If you get that sausage, who knows what's in that shit, son. | ||
But if you get that ham... | ||
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How about the bread that they soak in syrup? | |
No, the eggs actually, lately they... | ||
It's the only thing that they make there. | ||
What? | ||
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The egg. | |
McDonald's said that the chickens and eggs they use now, they don't have, I think, they don't use antibiotics? | ||
They don't have beaks. | ||
Look at this. | ||
Containing eggs that are freshly cracked in McDonald's restaurants. | ||
The rest of the chain's egg items, such as scrambled eggs and egg whites, are made from liquid eggs. | ||
So that's where you go. | ||
You go with the regular egg McMuffins. | ||
Who doesn't get an egg on their egg McMuffin? | ||
Who just gets the sausage patty? | ||
Well, the sausage patties, you don't know what you're getting with that. | ||
Tastes good, though. | ||
Those sausage patties are quite tasty. | ||
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They're so nice. | |
They have scientists and they're working on taste, for real. | ||
They do a good job. | ||
And it works. | ||
They do a good job. | ||
The bread's soaked in syrup. | ||
What about that? | ||
You're talking about the McGriddle. | ||
Come on, man. | ||
The McGriddle is basically candy. | ||
It's brilliant. | ||
It's candy with me. | ||
That and a Filet-O-Fish. | ||
It's very good. | ||
I like it. | ||
I feel good when I eat it. | ||
Eddie, who the fuck orders a Filet-O-Fish? | ||
Dude, Filet-O-Fish. | ||
I love Filet-O-Fish. | ||
I've never had one. | ||
You're the first person I've ever talked about it. | ||
That's my dessert. | ||
Now I love that shit. | ||
I love Filet-O-Fish, too. | ||
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Really? | |
They're very good. | ||
They're good in that tartar sauce. | ||
I still think the best hamburgers are In-N-Out. | ||
In-N-Out are the best hamburgers, right? | ||
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No. | |
Five Guys is pretty goddamn good, too. | ||
Never had Five Guys. | ||
Five Guys with sliced jalapenos. | ||
Dude, I'll tell you, Shake Shack is very fucking good. | ||
Shake Shack's delicious. | ||
You know who shits on all these? | ||
Dude, Chick-fil-A. You can't combine. | ||
Chick-fil-A does it fucking right. | ||
Can't over to half a Sunday. | ||
No, fuck a beef. | ||
It's all chicken. | ||
Just a chicken sandwich is the best. | ||
What's that? | ||
Which one? | ||
Chick-fil-A. It's good. | ||
Very good. | ||
It's good. | ||
Just good? | ||
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Yeah, it's pretty good. | |
Chick-fil-A is delicious. | ||
They made their name off that goddamn sandwich. | ||
And I'll tell you something else because they got pickles and stuff. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Now, Shake Shack, that jalapeno, smoked jalapeno bacon burger, get the fuck out of here right now. | ||
I'll tell you what, for my cold hard-earned cash... | ||
I just get a Whopper with cheese ketchup only from Burger King. | ||
I can't fuck with Burger King. | ||
Cheap beef, cheap shit. | ||
You can't fuck with it? | ||
Can't fuck with Burger King. | ||
I have to be fucking super hungry in the middle of the desert, you know, on the way to Fresno for me to fuck with Burger King. | ||
I gotta be desperate. | ||
Dude, shh! | ||
Stupid wooden king that they have. | ||
That's a dumb ad. | ||
Wendy's is different though. | ||
I'm down with Wendy's. | ||
I love Wendy's. | ||
I love their fries. | ||
Wendy's on another level. | ||
Oh yeah. | ||
See, I'm a big Burger King guy. | ||
Shout out to Burger King. | ||
When I'm done with a show and there's nothing else open, I'll go to Burger King and go, you know what? | ||
Give me two fucking Whoppers ketchup only. | ||
Over Mickey D's? | ||
Oh yeah. | ||
You know what? | ||
With Wendy's, their beef is never frozen. | ||
That's how they get you. | ||
But they're in squares, so I judge them. | ||
I don't mind squares. | ||
I worked at McDonald's for three weeks when I was a 17-year-old. | ||
I bet you were terrible at it. | ||
We dropped the burgers and put them back on the grill. | ||
Oh, son of a bitch. | ||
You're ruining people's food. | ||
It's fucked up. | ||
When we were younger, we did it by accident. | ||
I didn't want to waste the food. | ||
Whatever. | ||
You know, a good Italian sub with, like, melted Parmesan cheese. | ||
Talking about the meatball sub from Subway? | ||
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Yeah. | |
I'm not a Subway guy. | ||
Jared fucked it up for me, bro. | ||
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I'll take the tuna. | |
The tuna at Subway, I'll fuck with that. | ||
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How dare you? | |
But not from Subway. | ||
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What are you talking about? | |
I'm talking about a real sub shop. | ||
Oh, like Blimpies? | ||
No, like a good Italian deli. | ||
You like Quiznos? | ||
Come on, man. | ||
They toast their buns. | ||
They toast their buns. | ||
You go to an Italian deli in Boston or New York where they have the hams hanging from the ceiling. | ||
Yeah, that's legit. | ||
Where the guy's a 90-year-old guy. | ||
Dude, you can get that at Bay Cities in Venice. | ||
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You ever been to Bay Cities? | |
Incredible. | ||
You got the fucking godmother? | ||
As good as it gets. | ||
Godmother will shit down your throat. | ||
It's delicious. | ||
Dude, Bay Cities is unbelievable. | ||
There's some spots. | ||
Bay City is unbelievable. | ||
But why don't more people do that? | ||
Like when you go to a real Italian restaurant or a real Italian sub shop and you get like sausage and peppers with tomato sauce. | ||
God damn, I'm hungry. | ||
And it's so good. | ||
You're like, okay, why don't they figure out how to sell this more places? | ||
I know, I know. | ||
Quality is expensive, bro. | ||
It is, but it's so goddamn good. | ||
Delicious. | ||
They're like, okay, all these little cheeseburger spots. | ||
How come you can't have a sausage with peppers and onions? | ||
Hoboken, New Jersey in the 90s, all Italian. | ||
You'd go to those fucking delis. | ||
And they'd have the water mozzarella they're making in the back. | ||
They'd make the mozzarella. | ||
And they'd put that shit on an Italian sub. | ||
Oh my, what? | ||
What's that festival that they do? | ||
They're baking the bread right there. | ||
San Gennaro's Feast? | ||
Yeah, San Gennaro's Feast, yeah. | ||
That's in Little Italy. | ||
And they always have these big sausage vendors. | ||
Just giant grill, sausages laid out. | ||
You're walking by and you get one. | ||
And immediately you bite into it and it snaps. | ||
Yeah, I like it. | ||
Bite the sausage. | ||
And the juice bust in your mouth. | ||
Oh my god! | ||
And the bread. | ||
The bread has just got this density to it. | ||
And you're like, holy shit! | ||
You guys ever fuck with the kitchen sink cookie? | ||
What's that? | ||
The kitchen sink cookie. | ||
All ingredients are in the cookie. | ||
At Panera Bread. | ||
You ever eat that? | ||
Preach. | ||
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Preach. | |
Dude, they got a cookie called the kitchen sink. | ||
It's five bucks, dude. | ||
This is a good deal. | ||
I only usually fuck with chocolate chip cookies. | ||
I don't fuck with oatmeal or cinnamon cookie. | ||
It's got to be a good chocolate chip cookie. | ||
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Yeah, me too. | |
Maybe some peanut butter in there. | ||
But kitchen sink has fucking everything, and it's addicting as fuck. | ||
But you gotta be high, right? | ||
No, no, no, no. | ||
You know what? | ||
There was a Panera Bread next to Chipotle, so I go to Chipotle and go, get the salad, no fucking, no burrito. | ||
I'm going with the salad. | ||
So I eat clean. | ||
I eat clean at Chipotle, and then the Panera Bread's right next door, and I'm like, should I just walk to my car and just get in and drive the fuck away, or am I gonna go next door and fuck this all up and get a kitchen sink? | ||
So I've always had this struggle. | ||
I go to Chipotle- And I'm eating like an Olympian at Chipotle. | ||
And then I walk out. | ||
And sometimes I get in my car and just fucking burn rubber and I'm out. | ||
But it's been a problem of mine. | ||
But luckily. | ||
Luckily. | ||
Luckily. | ||
I struggle with these things. | ||
Seriously. | ||
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Is that it? | |
I had a salad. | ||
No, that's not it. | ||
I had a salad. | ||
And I walked out and I was on the fence of whether I should get a kitchen sink and I said, fuck it, I'm going to get it. | ||
And I walked next door and the place closed down. | ||
I'm like, holy shit. | ||
Totally, I feel good now. | ||
Now I don't have a choice. | ||
What are you showing us, Jamie? | ||
These are the Rock's cheat meal cookies. | ||
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Have you seen these? | |
He goes to some special place in Hawaii just for them. | ||
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They're like five cookies. | |
It's like a cookie inside a cookie inside a cookie. | ||
What island is this on? | ||
I don't know for sure. | ||
I'm there in February, son. | ||
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In Samoa? | |
In Samoa? | ||
Jesus Christ. | ||
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You're going to Samoa? | |
I'm going to one of the islands. | ||
What are you doing out there? | ||
Comedy, son. | ||
Damn. | ||
Doing shows in Hawaii? | ||
You're going to Samoa? | ||
No, I'm going to Hawaii, man. | ||
One of the islands. | ||
Oahu or some shit. | ||
You don't even know where you're going? | ||
No. | ||
Samoa is nowhere near a lot. | ||
I just go, bro. | ||
Tall house cookies. | ||
I think Samoa is closer to the Philippines or something, right? | ||
Is it? | ||
It's in the Pacific. | ||
Is it closer to Hawaii or closer to the Philippines? | ||
I think it's closer to Hawaii. | ||
I think it's like a thousand miles. | ||
It's pretty far. | ||
God, is anyone starving after that talk? | ||
Yeah, I gotta eat. | ||
I know a Mexican spot. | ||
It's like a legit Mexican spot. | ||
Not that one I threw up at, right? | ||
No, no, no. | ||
Remember that? | ||
Yeah, it's a different spot. | ||
That spot's still here. | ||
That spot's still here, yeah. | ||
We hit the bong too hard. | ||
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Yeah. | |
On an empty stomach. | ||
Yeah. | ||
When was this? | ||
Many, many years ago. | ||
More than that. | ||
More than 10, yeah. | ||
More than 10. Like 18 years ago. | ||
It was hot as fuck during the day. | ||
Empty stomach. | ||
We're about to go eat, get some burritos. | ||
And he wanted to stop at a head shop and get a bong. | ||
So he got a bong. | ||
And I was thirsty as fuck. | ||
It was hot. | ||
We decided to hit the bong before we went to the burrito place. | ||
And it was hot as fuck. | ||
And all he had in the... | ||
He had a case of Red Bulls, right? | ||
Empty stomach. | ||
I took two because they were little. | ||
So I took two. | ||
It was hot. | ||
I was thirsty. | ||
Took a gigantic dragon hit out of this ball. | ||
We walked in. | ||
We walked into that. | ||
So you got caffeine and weed. | ||
Caffeine, weed, empty stomach. | ||
Empty stomach. | ||
That means a real bad experience. | ||
Oh, yeah. | ||
So we walk into the burrito shop and we used to joke that Like, nobody was ever there. | ||
We'd walk in. | ||
We were always the only people. | ||
So it was like, how the fuck are they making money? | ||
Are they, like, bringing food from home? | ||
You know what I mean? | ||
But anyways... | ||
The room started spinning. | ||
I felt like I was going to throw up. | ||
And I just walked out of that place. | ||
I needed to find a bush. | ||
And as soon as I walked off, like 20 yards, I saw a bush. | ||
And I thought, I'm not going to make it, man. | ||
And I made a fucking beeline for the bush. | ||
But then I collapsed halfway through on my hands and knees, just puking all over the sidewalk. | ||
And I'm trying to drag. | ||
I puked myself. | ||
And then I puked here. | ||
I took a couple more crawl steps. | ||
I puked again three or four times. | ||
I finally got to the bush. | ||
Had a couple more ounces for the bush. | ||
And then I felt great. | ||
After I threw up, I felt great. | ||
But man, I left a crime scene all over there. | ||
Did you go back and eat? | ||
So I left the place. | ||
I went back in. | ||
I left the place. | ||
He's freaking out. | ||
He's like, I gotta go outside. | ||
I gotta find a bush. | ||
I'm gonna puke. | ||
I'm like, no way. | ||
He goes outside and I wasn't sure. | ||
Like, what do I do? | ||
Do I order the food? | ||
Do I wait? | ||
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Help him. | |
So I was like, how serious is this? | ||
And I went outside. | ||
He's on his hands and knees. | ||
Pukes flying out of him. | ||
He's crawling behind the corner to where these bushes were. | ||
And he's hurling into the bushes. | ||
I'm like, this is ridiculous. | ||
And we're barbecued. | ||
I mean, so the whole thing feels so surreal. | ||
This isn't the same Mexican place you were just talking about? | ||
No, no. | ||
The other place, they don't even speak English. | ||
Dude, it's in Woodland Hills? | ||
The place I'm going to take you guys to? | ||
They don't even speak English. | ||
In Woodland Hills? | ||
It's phenomenal. | ||
I'm driving from Calabasas. | ||
It's actually Canoga Park. | ||
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Word. | |
I'm driving from Calabasas just down to the PCH, and it's just a windy, you know, through Topanga Canyon, kind of windy. | ||
Well, I had Jimmy Burke in the car who doesn't drive in cars. | ||
He lives in New York City, so he is used to walking or riding his bike. | ||
He never drives in cars. | ||
So, as we're going down, I'm just taking it for granted. | ||
I'm just zing, zing, zing, zing. | ||
And he goes like this. | ||
We get to the bottom, and he goes, Baba, you've got to pull over right now. | ||
I go, why? | ||
He goes, I think I'm going to die. | ||
I go, what? | ||
What happened? | ||
He goes, you're swerving. | ||
He was on his hands and knees, and we waited there for 45 minutes because he couldn't get back in the car. | ||
That's how fucked it is. | ||
And threw up and just kept throwing up. | ||
Brian Callen, you ever think you drive like an asshole? | ||
No. | ||
What in the fuck? | ||
No, he just wasn't used to it. | ||
Jesus, no. | ||
Or maybe I just hugged those turns. | ||
I get super sick if I'm on my phone in the car. | ||
Oh, you can't be on your phone in the back? | ||
On my phone? | ||
I get so sick. | ||
Don't ever try to read a book while you're in the car, man. | ||
It's your ears. | ||
I get so sick when I do that. | ||
I have to put my phone down, turn it off. | ||
You have to concentrate on the horizon, and it'll slowly dissipate, but just focus on the horizon. | ||
I get so sick with that. | ||
I can read in a car. | ||
Have you ever got seasick on a boat? | ||
I can read. | ||
I can fuck. | ||
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What? | |
Whoa. | ||
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Huh? | |
While you're driving or while someone else is driving? | ||
Well, the Tesla drives itself while Ryan gets sucked in the back. | ||
Fuck. | ||
I'm trying to pound you. | ||
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Easy. | |
I farted. | ||
The idea that you would be driving one of those cars and it runs out of batteries is what scares me the most. | ||
I've had it happen. | ||
Where? | ||
It's a lie. | ||
It never happened. | ||
But I was on zero and I just made it into my driveway. | ||
I remember we were somewhere and you had to stop and charge it. | ||
You had to look up a charge place. | ||
And zero gets you and it pissed me off. | ||
I've only, like, two miles. | ||
A couple miles on zero? | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
So you don't want to fuck with it. | ||
But I, that happened to me twice, very recently, where I pulled into my, to Sony, and they plugged it in. | ||
I was zero, at zero. | ||
But Sony has plugging stations? | ||
It also takes forever. | ||
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That freaks my head. | |
It takes forever to fucking charge it. | ||
Fill up, yeah. | ||
Yeah, man. | ||
That's a bummer. | ||
Four hours, you know, will get you, you need six hours to get 100%. | ||
For 100%? | ||
Really seven hours, probably. | ||
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Wow. | |
Yeah, depending. | ||
If you're on the charger, if you're on the Tesla charger, you got an hour, you're in. | ||
An hour? | ||
Yeah, even less. | ||
Can you get those at your crib? | ||
That's like, no. | ||
It's expensive. | ||
I saw them at the movie theater the other day. | ||
Yeah. | ||
You can't get those, but you... | ||
What movie did you see? | ||
We saw the new Wreck-It Ralph. | ||
Oh, is it good? | ||
Yes, it's very good. | ||
It's weird though. | ||
Sarah Silverman's the voice of this little girl. | ||
She's great in it. | ||
She's great in it. | ||
But it's so obviously her to me. | ||
I'm like, oh, hey, Sarah. | ||
I liked her one hour. | ||
I saw half of it anyway. | ||
I really liked it. | ||
She's funny as shit, man. | ||
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I've seen her murder at the store. | |
One of the best. | ||
Sarah Silverman? | ||
Very, very good comic. | ||
I think maybe the best... | ||
Best female comic? | ||
Female? | ||
That's what I mean, yeah. | ||
Dude, Trevor Noah's special on Netflix is funny as fuck. | ||
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Is it? | |
It's really funny. | ||
I heard mixed reviews. | ||
Really? | ||
Yeah, since you said that. | ||
But I mean, it's all subjective. | ||
You made me laugh. | ||
Yeah, it's all subjective. | ||
You do have a purple car. | ||
Brian judges you. | ||
It's true. | ||
Maybe we don't like the same humor. | ||
No, I didn't infuriate you, the purple car. | ||
It's just like... | ||
He's just not your star at all. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
He's not Peacocky. | ||
It's just like... | ||
The way he dresses, he just... | ||
I know what he's going to do. | ||
Like, I know that that one Porsche wasn't enough. | ||
And he's like... | ||
And I'll get a picture. | ||
He'll just send me a random picture. | ||
And I'm like, don't you fucking do it. | ||
Of course he needs the purple. | ||
Do you think if you got rid of this Tesla... | ||
And I know you want to have a car that has a backseat where you can take your kids. | ||
Yeah. | ||
And you drove a 911. I've driven one. | ||
When was the last time? | ||
One. | ||
I drove Arnold Schwarzenegger's 911 Porsche Turbo. | ||
When was that? | ||
Because he put it up for sale and my friend was selling it and he said, I got a surprise for you. | ||
An 88 or some shit? | ||
No, it was like 2000s. | ||
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2000s. | |
It's a great car, but the problem is it's, you know, just a lot of, I think it was a stick. | ||
You know, in traffic and shit, I'm just too lazy. | ||
I'm not a driver. | ||
First of all, you have to order a stick. | ||
Most of them don't come with sticks. | ||
This had a special interior, like it was a beautiful car. | ||
Yeah, what I'm saying is if you drove one, if you drove like a 911, an automatic one, you would love it. | ||
I'm sure. | ||
But then again, I really love that Tesla. | ||
I think my lease is up, so the question is do I get a Panamera? | ||
What do I get? | ||
When's the lease up? | ||
March. | ||
But I can trade it in already. | ||
Well, you know... | ||
There's benefits to both, right? | ||
There's benefits to the electric thing. | ||
It's pretty dope. | ||
It's fast as shit. | ||
Off the line, there's no gears, right? | ||
There's no shifting. | ||
You don't care about speed, though, right? | ||
I like pickup. | ||
I like pickup. | ||
I like the fact that it parks itself, and I like the fact that it drives itself in shitty traffic. | ||
If I'm in traffic, I'll go like that. | ||
I hit this thing, and I just stand, and it just drives in bumper to bumper, and I never have to touch the wheel or the pedals. | ||
Some people die with that. | ||
Yeah, I hear you. | ||
No, but you're going slow. | ||
You know that stop and start? | ||
That's tiring. | ||
It's annoying. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Have your hand on the wheel a little bit lightly and just you can read a book. | ||
I don't know about that. | ||
Just drive the goddamn car, man. | ||
Once you have cars driving for you? | ||
It's the future. | ||
What the fuck? | ||
No way. | ||
Hell no. | ||
Eventually it will. | ||
Our kids aren't going to get driver's licenses. | ||
Now driver's licenses are way down. | ||
Why would we drive, you old fuck? | ||
Literally. | ||
They Uber everywhere. | ||
Kids aren't getting driver's licenses. | ||
They just Uber. | ||
Which is a little dangerous because those Uber drivers are weird as fuck. | ||
But we're going to have driverless Ubers and then we're just going to get in. | ||
No way. | ||
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Oh yeah. | |
You're going to let a car drive itself? | ||
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Eventually. | |
This new Tesla has so many cameras. | ||
It just parked for me. | ||
The download, I went. | ||
My buddy goes, do you know how this works? | ||
My buddy Jeff. | ||
I go, no. | ||
He goes, watch this. | ||
I pushed this part. | ||
I stood there. | ||
It parked. | ||
It parallel parked so fast and well. | ||
So much better. | ||
I didn't have to do it. | ||
I sat there and it just went... | ||
I was like, are you kidding? | ||
It would make me feel like less of a man. | ||
I know. | ||
But you get lazy. | ||
No, man. | ||
It's just easy after a while. | ||
That's ridiculous, man. | ||
Hit a button. | ||
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Fucking ridiculous. | |
That so sounds like what people probably said when the printing press came out. | ||
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I know. | |
You're not going to write your words? | ||
You're not going to get parchment paper? | ||
It's different. | ||
I'm talking about safety. | ||
No, no, I'm not talking about pride or anything like that. | ||
I'm talking about you're going to be driving on the freeway 65 miles an hour. | ||
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Eventually it's going to get so good. | |
No, I don't. | ||
That would make me nervous. | ||
That makes me nervous. | ||
Way more than other people. | ||
There's so many accidents. | ||
You know how many dumbasses there are? | ||
How many people are reading their phone? | ||
I watched some lady the other day. | ||
I'm not worried about someone else. | ||
I'm worried about the car that I'm in. | ||
The car that I'm in. | ||
Because she didn't know traffic was going? | ||
She's in the middle lane, yeah. | ||
Middle lane, just stopped dead. | ||
A woman I work with, her mother was killed by a distracted driver texting. | ||
Killed her mother. | ||
They say it's going to take over drunk driving and everything. | ||
Texting and driving has been the number one problem. | ||
Every time I see someone driving fucked up, I always pull up next to them and they're always on their phone. | ||
Always. | ||
It's like 89, 90% of the time. | ||
It's not good. | ||
The other, it's just people just distracted. | ||
They should make it so that your phone doesn't work while you're driving. | ||
Right. | ||
Your phone shuts off when you drive. | ||
There's an option in the new iPhones. | ||
There's an option that locks you out of everything. | ||
Yeah, when you text those. | ||
I'm driving right now. | ||
We'll give you a text. | ||
Yeah. | ||
But I mean, one of these days it might be mandatory, right? | ||
It should be. | ||
You cannot be on your phone while you're driving. | ||
Unfortunately, it might take a tragedy. | ||
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Well, that is a law. | |
That is a law. | ||
If you have a good hands-free system, you can do a lot of shit. | ||
Like, I can press the little button on my steering wheel and say, call Eddie Bravo, and it'll call you. | ||
You can also say text, Eddie, probably. | ||
You can say text. | ||
It'll re-text to you, too. | ||
It'll re-text to you if you have Apple CarPlay. | ||
Yep. | ||
But then the problem is if you start getting pictures. | ||
What do you mean re-text? | ||
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What does that mean? | |
Read. | ||
Oh, it'll read text. | ||
Yeah, it'll read your text. | ||
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Message from Eddie says, Brian Kelly, dick pic. | |
Yeah. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Would you like to reply? | ||
No. | ||
Okay. | ||
It's kind of cool. | ||
It's kind of weird, though. | ||
They're going to have something. | ||
Whatever this is, this is going to be nothing compared to whatever they settle on 10 years from now. | ||
When the fuck are we getting flying cars? | ||
That's never going to happen. | ||
Remember your joke about it? | ||
Your bit? | ||
I haven't heard it. | ||
It's great. | ||
Is that on your new? | ||
No. | ||
2006? | ||
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2005? | |
No. | ||
Like 2001 or 2002. No, but it didn't get on something. | ||
Oh, okay. | ||
I went from 99 to 2005. There was a long gap where I didn't film anything. | ||
That's where that bit's from now. | ||
99 to 2005? | ||
Yeah. | ||
A lot of special? | ||
Yeah. | ||
Why'd you do that? | ||
Too busy. | ||
That was the Fear Factor years. | ||
Oh, gotcha. | ||
You weren't grinding with comedy, so you didn't want to put on a special. | ||
Jetpacks, remember? | ||
Where are jetpacks? | ||
We were supposed to have those. | ||
I was doing a lot of spots at the store. | ||
30 years ago. | ||
Remember on Chips, like 1978, 1980, they had jetpacks back then, and we still haven't mastered it. | ||
But they're getting pretty good, though. | ||
I have seen some videos, yes. | ||
Like Rocketeer? | ||
Yeah, they're getting better now. | ||
I saw a guy in the NFL invest half of his salary into flying cars. | ||
This was in 2003. Oh no. | ||
Yeah, he's not doing well. | ||
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Oh God. | |
It didn't work out. | ||
Flying cars. | ||
Jesus Christ. | ||
Yeah, that's not going to happen. | ||
Imagine putting all your money like, I'm going to get ahead of the curve. | ||
Just banking on something like that, getting off the ground, getting approved, getting licensed, not dropping out of the sky and killing infrastructure. | ||
In 1980, we didn't think, you know, in 2018, we'd still have cars with rubber tires, like engines, and basically the same thing. | ||
Some countries are making gas cars illegal by 2020. Well, the craziest thing is... | ||
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What? | |
Are you serious? | ||
Yeah, they're not going to release the sale of gas cars. | ||
They're going to make them illegal. | ||
What about retro cars? | ||
Are you allowed to keep your car from 1980? | ||
I'm not sure. | ||
China, in one year, decided that their air was terrible. | ||
And in one year, they basically said that you're going to use natural gas instead of coal and stuff like that in your home. | ||
I think that was what it was. | ||
But China has the advantage of just going, hey, all you billion-plus people, no more! | ||
And they changed it in a fucking year. | ||
They literally just changed the infrastructure. | ||
So they'll be the first ones to have nothing but electric cars. | ||
Is this all of China? | ||
Yeah, look that up. | ||
Don't they still have coal plants and shit? | ||
Well, they do, but people were using things like coal and gas or fuel to cook their food, to heat their homes, and basically the president said, nah, natural gas, clean burning gas, no more of this. | ||
Changed it in a year. | ||
The air is a lot better, because the air was pretty bad, but they said the air was the worst in Beijing. | ||
One thing you see in Beijing is nothing but unfinished buildings. | ||
They'll build 20 of the same exact-looking building in one area, and it's so ugly, these giant buildings. | ||
And that's the landscape, and they're empty. | ||
Or just cranes, and they're not working. | ||
They overbuilt a lot. | ||
Why'd they do that? | ||
They have ghost cities. | ||
They have huge cities where nobody lives in them because they were essentially saying, let's just build as many cities as we can, but they didn't have the population to move them in or the economy to support that city. | ||
It's like North Korea too, right? | ||
They have a bunch of empty cities. | ||
Well, it's also how they created jobs. | ||
Is that also, do you think, a product of communism versus capitalism? | ||
Because capitalism, they would have had to have some sort of financial plan. | ||
It's a command economy. | ||
So why not just create jobs? | ||
Create jobs. | ||
If everybody's working, just build a bunch of buildings. | ||
Right. | ||
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Whoa. | |
Nobody has to live in them, but just as long as we got people going in... | ||
Downtown L.A. is kind of like that. | ||
They're building new skyscrapers all the goddamn time, 24-7. | ||
Yeah, but they're selling the shit out of them. | ||
That's the difference between... | ||
The marketplace dictates. | ||
You have developers that take huge risk, and they say, I'm going to build this in the hopes that I can fill that retail space, office space. | ||
China, there's not the same pressures. | ||
Yeah. | ||
You know, China's an economy of influence, too. | ||
A lot of times you're not doing business unless you've got, you know, connections with the people that okay your permits, etc. | ||
Fuck. | ||
We're so lucky we don't live in a dictatorship like that. | ||
Like, if you're stuck under the boot of something like North Korea, you're stuck under the boot. | ||
We could have got a shit roll of the dice. | ||
Of course. | ||
Born in there. | ||
I think about it all the time. | ||
Especially because I lived in those countries as a kid. | ||
We take a lot of our freedoms for granted, but at the same time, they're always under threat. | ||
I think from companies like the fact that so much information is concentrated in so few companies, like Facebook. | ||
Like Google. | ||
I worry about the consolidation of power. | ||
And they have political agendas. | ||
Yes, they have political agendas. | ||
That's the real issue. | ||
The real issue is that they lean politically. | ||
But they almost should be completely neutral and just allow or not allow things based on whether or not it violates their rules. | ||
But that's not really the case. | ||
No, and also the way campaign finance works, like the way you have to have money. | ||
It's changing a little, but if you don't have money, as a politician, you better say what the people that are financing your campaign. | ||
They'll tell you. | ||
They'll give you a sheet on what to say. | ||
If you don't do that, you're not in Congress the next time you're around. | ||
You have to listen to the people that put you there. | ||
And that's a problem. | ||
It costs a lot of money to get elected. | ||
You've got to have very clear rules. | ||
If you're going to have rules in terms of what you can and can't say, they have to apply to everyone, regardless of race, regardless of gender, ethnicity, and they don't. | ||
One of the things that Brett Weinstein tweeted the other day that I retweeted was some woman who wrote... | ||
All white people are racist. | ||
And she just went on this anti-white screed. | ||
Like, you just can't say that. | ||
That's dumb. | ||
That's a dumb generalization, and it's racist. | ||
And you don't think it's racist because it's racist against white people, but it's racist. | ||
It's so stupid that you allow that, but you don't allow racism against other racists. | ||
Well, what's funny is that they're thinking the same way. | ||
Their methodology is the same as the people they're criticizing. | ||
Yeah, it's racist. | ||
It's not what you think, it's how you think that makes more of a difference, right? | ||
So you're thinking like a racist. | ||
I know that you have a different kind of racism, but it's still racist. | ||
Well, they think it's justified. | ||
And their shitty way of doing the math. | ||
Yeah, they're not that smart. | ||
That's the other thing. | ||
Is that Warren, Joe? | ||
Barely. | ||
It's been sitting here for three hours, this coffee. | ||
But the way you get elected and stay elected is you tow the... | ||
Like, if you want to have sort of anti-Wall Street legislation, certain things. | ||
So swipe fees. | ||
Swipe fees on your ATM. That's a huge issue. | ||
And it doesn't affect a lot of us, but it affects a corporation's, a bank's bottom line. | ||
And that becomes, you better vote favorably or you're gonna have a problem. | ||
I think more and more Americans are realizing that money and politics is a big problem. | ||
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It is. | |
How the fuck would you ever get it out? | ||
I don't know. | ||
It's always been that way. | ||
The question is, does your government represent you? | ||
Right. | ||
Right. | ||
So gerrymandering and how campaigns are financed. | ||
Drives me nuts how quiet Eddie is during all this government talk. | ||
I'm thinking about Distinguished Gentleman. | ||
Remember Eddie Murphy when he became a politician? | ||
I remember that one. | ||
Old school, man. | ||
Did I see that one? | ||
I might not have seen it. | ||
That might be the one that I've never saw. | ||
Yeah, he wanted to be a politician because he found out that damn, that's where you make the money. | ||
So he enters politics just like, You know, just taking bribes and all that shit. | ||
But then he gets a conscience. | ||
Then he does the right thing at the end. | ||
But a congressman spends, a U.S. congressman spends between 30 and 70 percent of his time or her time on the phone to people they don't know trying to raise money. | ||
And you're not allowed to do that on government property. | ||
So what you do is you go across the street. | ||
You're sitting in your car. | ||
You can go across the street in the Capitol, they're in their car, and they're making phone calls. | ||
They're giving a list. | ||
And you make a phone call, and you spend 30-70% of your time doing that to raise money. | ||
There's something wrong with that. | ||
That's kind of fucked up. | ||
Whenever I hear people talk too much about politics, even myself included, my own words, I'm like, you're talking about a rigged game. | ||
It's like you're talking about pro wrestling. | ||
It's like you're talking about something that's... | ||
You're pretending that it's real. | ||
But you know, of course the government is corrupt as fuck. | ||
But when you're talking about stuff like that, like are the elections rigged? | ||
Do our votes count? | ||
The one thing that I learned from these midterms is that if your vote didn't count and it's all decided like pro-wrestling, then there wouldn't be all this voter fraud and all these computers that can, you know. | ||
But voter fraud's not what I'm talking about. | ||
I'm not talking about voting. | ||
I'm talking about the way, once you're in office, the way things get handled. | ||
No, I get it. | ||
But what I'm saying is, from the elections, you see that your votes do matter. | ||
There's a lot of corruption and fraud going on. | ||
But if it was all rigged like WWE, they wouldn't need to do all that. | ||
You still gotta vote. | ||
You're right. | ||
So it's still the real system. | ||
Because a lot of people think it's not a real system. | ||
It doesn't matter. | ||
They already decide and they're just going to put them in. | ||
No, the way they actually decide is they decide who they're going to rig the machines for. | ||
But the votes still count. | ||
You just got to make sure that there's no shenanigans going on. | ||
People most certainly do count, but where it gets really squirrely, and this is where politics get goofy, is in why do politicians do what they do? | ||
Do they do what they do to support the people, or do they do what they do because special interest groups have influenced them? | ||
It's way more. | ||
Well, not only that, here's what's really wild. | ||
So Capitol Hill, when you're in Congress, they call that the farm team. | ||
Because in Capitol Hill, you spend six years, seven years, let's just say you're a senator. | ||
Now, when you're a senator for, I don't know, 10 years, when you're on Capitol Hill as a congressman for six, for 10 years, you develop real connections and relationships with government officials who make decisions. | ||
You also understand how government works. | ||
You understand who's actually influencing who. | ||
So now what do you do? | ||
So let's say you lose an election, or let's say you decide, I made my $160,000 a year, can't really live on that money. | ||
You go to K Street. | ||
You join a lobbying firm. | ||
And because you've been there for six or nine or ten years, you know a lot of people. | ||
And that lobbying firm goes, hey, we'll pay you a million dollars now. | ||
And all you got to do is drive to Capitol Hill every day, get in there and influence, use your connections so that we can get what we want from government. | ||
So corporations hiring lobbying firms to lobby for their bottom line. | ||
So now you're working... | ||
To influence government. | ||
And the problem is when you're in Congress, you know that. | ||
You know you have a job waiting if you can make great connections. | ||
And now, Washington becomes an economy of influence. | ||
That's the game, right? | ||
Yes. | ||
You gotta have Lawrence Lessig on your goddamn podcast. | ||
He can explain. | ||
He's a Harvard professor. | ||
That motherfucker. | ||
Yeah, you keep telling me about the podcast you did with him. | ||
He'll break it down. | ||
Yeah, listen to that. | ||
I sent it to you, I think. | ||
It's Lawrence Lessig. | ||
He breaks it down. | ||
He wrote a book called Republic Lost, and he's got a couple TED Talks. | ||
On how politics works? | ||
Yes, and basically he said, your government doesn't represent you, and here's why. | ||
Here's how it works. | ||
When he breaks it down, you go... | ||
It's simple the way he breaks it down, because he's a constitutional scholar out of Harvard, but you're like... | ||
Fuck! | ||
And what he said was fascinating. | ||
He said, Washington's a place where even if you're a good person, You must behave in a corrupt manner if you want to survive. | ||
That's when you have problems. | ||
When good people have to behave corruptly. | ||
The bright side of all that is the fact that there is people getting suicided and bribery going on. | ||
That means that there's hope that there's good people inside the government that you've got to watch. | ||
You've got to watch your ass. | ||
We've got to hire someone to kill you because we don't want to go to jail. | ||
They don't have to kill you. | ||
They can just get What I'm saying is, the fact that there is all that bribery and suiciding, that means that there's good people in there that are going after the bad people. | ||
To me, I look at the bright side. | ||
I used to think there was no hope. | ||
I used to think, fuck, when the Bushes were in office, Clinton, Obama, I was like, I didn't pay attention to shit. | ||
I just said, They're all corrupt. | ||
It's all rigged. | ||
And it's all, you know, there's nothing you can do about it. | ||
But, you know, over the last couple years, you know, since Trump got into office, now I'm like paying attention. | ||
Like, there are some good people trying to do some good shit. | ||
Like Trey Gowdy. | ||
Listen to that motherfucker. | ||
Trey Gowdy's a bad motherfucker. | ||
What are you talking about? | ||
Matt Gaetz. | ||
No, politicians. | ||
Who are these people? | ||
The congressmen. | ||
Oh, man. | ||
There are some great people going after the bad people. | ||
That's why there needs to be bribes and suiciding and blackmail. | ||
The reason there's blackmail is because there's good people in there. | ||
If everybody was bad, why would you blackmail anybody? | ||
Well, the problem is it's really subtle the way they can get you out, though, because when your donors are telling you which way to vote, you as a politician go in there with all your ideas and you can't vote your conscience. | ||
Yeah. | ||
There's a lot of bad shit. | ||
There's a lot of bad shit. | ||
You've got to vote for the money. | ||
You're preaching to the choir over here. | ||
I'm not going to defend. | ||
So you fix that. | ||
So Lawrence Lessig has one of the ideas he talks about is anonymous donations. | ||
So watch. | ||
You're a politician. | ||
Right. | ||
I'm a corporation. | ||
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Right. | |
I give your and I threw a super pack or whatever it might be. | ||
I give your campaign a lot of money. | ||
Now, you're a regular dude, you're not corrupt, but human beings, when somebody gives them a real hand when they needed it, you can't help but to feel a little indebted. | ||
What if there are two ideas? | ||
What if you had a voucher system with all of us, we're given a certain amount of money every election cycle, and we were allowed anonymously to give that money to whoever we thought was a viable candidate? | ||
It'd be anonymous. | ||
Or, what if all donations were anonymous? | ||
What if you couldn't say who it was from? | ||
But if you know you got a lot of stuff from GE, or you know you got a lot of stuff from Lockheed, and there's a bill that comes up for Saudi Arabia to buy a bunch of tanks or whatever, or weaponry, It's going to be very hard for you to vote against that. | ||
And if you do, those people that got you in power last time aren't going to get you in power. | ||
They basically figured out a way to make bribing legal. | ||
They just give you stuff to hook you up and take care of you and add money to your campaign, but then don't exactly tell you what to do. | ||
But you know what the fuck's going on. | ||
The book to read is Republic Lost. | ||
That's a fucking good book. | ||
Is it on audio? | ||
Yes, it's amazing. | ||
Get Lawrence Lessig on your goddamn podcast. | ||
He'll break it down. | ||
I need you to relax a little. | ||
I get excited about it. | ||
Because when you say campaign finance reform, it's so boring, right? | ||
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Right. | |
The minute I hear that, I go like this. | ||
I've read a book, two books on it, and I'm like, I get bored. | ||
I get tired right away. | ||
But it's so important. | ||
They've got to figure out some way to stop these giant corporations from influencing politicians. | ||
They've got to find some way. | ||
It's got to become illegal. | ||
There is blowback. | ||
They're influencing everybody. | ||
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They're influencing TV shows and everybody. | |
There's money to be made no matter what. | ||
The idea is that they want so much, anything that threatens that money, the real true marketplace, they want to put the fucking brakes to that. | ||
But you're supposed to cancel each other out, though. | ||
So ideally, there's nothing wrong with petitioning your government. | ||
That's in the Constitution. | ||
So you can lobby your government. | ||
It's called petitioning your government. | ||
Right, but the problem is not that you're donating money to your campaign. | ||
But isn't lobbying illegal in some countries? | ||
Probably. | ||
The problem with lobbying, so Citizens United… But what countries would they be illegal in? | ||
I think maybe Holland. | ||
That makes sense. | ||
I think lobbying, because that's what… But lobbying, the problem with making lobbying illegal is it's part of free speech. | ||
That's what was ruled in the Supreme Court. | ||
So Citizens United… So in other words, if I want to give money to you, you're a politician, and I want Eddie Bravo to be president, right? | ||
I should be able to exercise my right as a citizen and support you. | ||
So I want to amplify your voice. | ||
That means you need money. | ||
So to tell me I can't give money to the person I like is a restriction of free speech. | ||
And I think that was the Citizens United Supreme Court decision. | ||
You know, there's another problem. | ||
The other problem is when subjects like this get brought up, and this is one of the most important subjects that we could ever discuss, like how our world gets run. | ||
Yes. | ||
I get bored as fuck. | ||
I know! | ||
You get bored as fuck. | ||
He turns out. | ||
I've been staring at the wall for the last 30 minutes. | ||
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Isn't it funny? | |
I understand. | ||
I get it. | ||
You don't want to have to deal with it. | ||
It's just not my cup of tea. | ||
You don't want to have to deal with it. | ||
But it affects all of us deeply. | ||
You want to be like these North Sentinel people. | ||
I feel like there's nothing we can do about it. | ||
I'm like, dude, I've never been so into politics ever. | ||
I'm fucking balls deep in it. | ||
I love it. | ||
It's like Game of Thrones, but it's for real and it affects your life. | ||
It does affect your life. | ||
It's real shit. | ||
There's real Game of Thrones going on right now, and it's so entertaining to find out what the fuck, instead of watching a goddamn TV show that does nothing for your life. | ||
It's like Game of Thrones really going on right now if you pay attention. | ||
Yeah, but the problem is, I watched TV shows so that I could just have fun. | ||
Yeah, I'm not saying don't do that. | ||
I'm not saying don't do that. | ||
You can do both. | ||
Those things freak me the fuck out. | ||
And you can do both. | ||
You can do both. | ||
But if you really start paying attention too much to politics, and I have a bunch of friends that are really into politics. | ||
Especially right now. | ||
Right now is so important. | ||
But let me ask all of you this. | ||
So as far as not standing out of politics or whatever, what if, this is where it comes down to, we all have kids here. | ||
So now there is a legislative agenda Whatever it might be. | ||
And it's an agenda that says we want to teach your kids something like, let's just say because the social scientists and academia wins their way, gets into the air of politicians, which happens all the time, and politicians say all schools, public schools at least, where my kids go, are going to teach that there's zero biological difference or zero difference between men and women. | ||
Oh, and by the way, ready? | ||
Evolution is a theory and we're going to put it on the same standings as creationist theory too. | ||
I.E. School Board in Kansas, I think at one point, had that going on. | ||
So wait a minute. | ||
Are you saying the same people that say... | ||
I'm just saying what happens if you stay out of this debate and the wrong people push their ideas forward, which usually have a political agenda, you might be faced with a situation where somebody's trying to educate your kid in things that you just... | ||
Not only disagree with, but are factually incorrect. | ||
So this happens. | ||
This is where it starts getting personal. | ||
Yeah, it can get real weird. | ||
Like, there was this thing from Nature the other day that I retweeted. | ||
Because Brett Weinstein had... | ||
Brought it up and he was like, this is really disturbing that these people are making this distinction. | ||
And he was talking about the difference between biological sex and real... | ||
I don't want to misquote it, so I'll find out the exact thing. | ||
But they're essentially promoting social justice principles over scientific principles and it's supposed to be a company that specializes in science. | ||
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Right. | |
So instead of just being scientific, they're scientific with a very clear, progressive political twist to it. | ||
And you're like, well, just because something's inconvenient doesn't mean it's incorrect. | ||
Just because something's uncomfortable doesn't mean it's not true. | ||
And there's things that you might have your own personal beliefs and values and ethics, but that's not what we're counting on when you're a science journal. | ||
We're counting on just facts. | ||
That's it. | ||
And they're not doing that. | ||
Did you see the, I think I sent you a YouTube thing? | ||
To say this proposal has no foundation in science is nonsense. | ||
The genitals... | ||
So this is what it is. | ||
Pull up the Nature one first so I can read that. | ||
The U.S. editorial, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, proposes to establish a legal definition of whether someone is male or female based on the genitals they are born with. | ||
This proposal has no foundation in science and should be abandoned. | ||
And this is the journal Nature. | ||
So the problem with that is what Brett Weinstein very... | ||
Succinctly says. | ||
To say, in quotes, this proposal has no foundation in science, which is what they said, he says, is nonsense. | ||
The genitals one is born with show overwhelming correlation with one's self-assessed gender as predicted by evolutionary theory. | ||
If we grant nature's claim, we condemn the study of complex phenomena to a dark age. | ||
There you go. | ||
That's a classic fucking example. | ||
And nature should know better, but they have a political Where'd that come from? | ||
They were influenced by strong forces, probably on the radical left in this instance. | ||
There are other forces on the other side. | ||
That's where the wind is going, and if you support that, you get way more love than you get hate. | ||
There's currency to it. | ||
You lick your finger, you find out where the wind's going. | ||
To say that there's no correlation is fucking bananas. | ||
We're all men. | ||
And that's controversial, by the way. | ||
It's controversial to say it. | ||
Well, there's a lot of nonsense going on right now that I think will eventually be sorted out once the dust settles. | ||
But I think this is just a wave of information. | ||
It goes left. | ||
It goes right. | ||
Everybody's battling it out. | ||
And because people are more concerned with their side winning than they are with actual facts, a lot of really stupid ideas get supported instead of objectively analyzed for whether or not they contain truth. | ||
There's pushback with kids, though. | ||
So my buddy's son is 15, and it's all about gender and educating you on gender. | ||
In high school. | ||
People choose their pronouns. | ||
So when you're in college, my nephew who was in college, 18 years old, they said, say your name and please tell us what pronoun you would like to be referred to. | ||
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In class? | |
Yes, right? | ||
First day orientation. | ||
What school is this? | ||
So now the kids, though, as they're being taught this by their fucking teachers, because their kids, they're like, the fuck out of here. | ||
So my friend goes, look at that. | ||
Look at that butterfly. | ||
Isn't he beautiful? | ||
And his son goes, Dad! | ||
Do you have any idea how hurtful it is to that butterfly? | ||
You have no idea what that butterfly's gender is. | ||
And they're all fucking around now. | ||
So there's pushback on that shit. | ||
Well, I would hope there's some pushback. | ||
Kids are going to know. | ||
Because we can see it. | ||
No, there's some really influenced people, easily influenced people that are adopting all this stuff. | ||
Of course. | ||
Way more so than it was when we were growing up. | ||
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Of course. | |
Especially in L.A. Indoctrination is the right word, too. | ||
Yes. | ||
You could get kids to believe in anything. | ||
I used some MKUltra on my son, too. | ||
I said, you know what? | ||
I'm going to make him a Cleveland Browns fan. | ||
We flew to Cleveland, watched a Cleveland Browns, and all he wanted was a Baker Mayfield jersey. | ||
He wants to be like Dad, though. | ||
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And I'm like, fucking work. | |
He wants to be like Dad. | ||
Yeah, but that's what happens. | ||
He got into Cleveland Browns on one trip. | ||
He's all for it. | ||
It's hard, though, to keep a theory going that doesn't really have any basis in science. | ||
At the end of the day, it's kind of bankrupt. | ||
It's going to fizzle out over time. | ||
And I don't think they're very smart. | ||
I think they're political, and I don't think they're very smart. | ||
I don't think their scholarship is deep. | ||
Men, women... | ||
People born as men but think they're women. | ||
People born as women think they're men. | ||
People that think they're both. | ||
That's five. | ||
That's very rare. | ||
And then what else? | ||
They said there's like 60 of them or something, right? | ||
78 different gender pronouns, but that's because no one has agreed on what the gender pronoun should be. | ||
So if you decide that yours is Z-I-R, and I said, no, mine is Z-Y-R-E. Sorry. | ||
I need someone to explain all this. | ||
It's an obsession. | ||
What a waste of time. | ||
They're people that want to be special. | ||
This is a big part of what everybody wants. | ||
You gotta go to school to find out if you're a guy? | ||
Come on, you gotta take courses? | ||
I know you think you're a guy, but you're gonna find out for sure in six months. | ||
You know what Sam Harris said that I fucking loved? | ||
He said, right now, the one thing to keep in mind is that Being offended is not an argument and it's not a virtue. | ||
So you can't just shut the conversation down because you're offended and you're taking issue with what I say. | ||
That ain't an argument and it sure as fuck ain't a virtue. | ||
But that's what's going on. | ||
What's her name? | ||
Heather McDonald, is that her name? | ||
She was speaking at a college and there was a law student. | ||
He was just giving her the finger the whole time. | ||
And all she was trying to do is talk about something that was based in science. | ||
Heather McDonald? | ||
What's her name? | ||
The comic? | ||
No, she's a professor, a journalist, a professor of journalism, I think. | ||
And she's a very reasonable kind of like clear... | ||
It doesn't matter, man. | ||
People are struggling so hard to find things to be offended at that they're pointing at targets that aren't viable and they're throwing all their weight into it and when it doesn't work, they back out and they try someone new. | ||
That's right. | ||
You know, Christina Hoff Summers, you ever see the things that she did where she was trying to speak and they were shouting her down and making all this noise in the crowd. | ||
They're trying to boo her off the stage. | ||
They're trying to silence people because it's something that you can do. | ||
You can get it done. | ||
Because they're afraid of their ideas. | ||
They don't think their ideas can compete. | ||
It's a game, man. | ||
It's not just that they're afraid of it. | ||
It's a game. | ||
Something to do. | ||
They're on one side. | ||
She's on the other. | ||
They rode for the Browns. | ||
She's with the Raiders. | ||
That's what it is, man. | ||
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That's right. | |
It's 100% what it is. | ||
What are your feelings on the caravan situation? | ||
What do you guys think about that? | ||
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Desperate people? | |
Why is it any different from all the people that are getting in here every day? | ||
It's a fake thing we're supposed to be paying attention to. | ||
What exactly happened with the caravan? | ||
They're making a big publicity event out of these people that want to come to America. | ||
So they're all coming together. | ||
They want asylum. | ||
They came from Honduras. | ||
So MS-13 and this other gang are the biggest employers there. | ||
If you don't join them, you get your family killed. | ||
Nice guys. | ||
And I think that these people are desperate. | ||
They're essentially refugees from a place that's intolerable to live. | ||
But they're making it this really big political deal. | ||
It's very publicized. | ||
Totally. | ||
And apparently, they're not always walking. | ||
Sometimes they get in the vans and people drive in places. | ||
Are you saying that we shouldn't let them in? | ||
I don't know what you do. | ||
I'm not saying that we shouldn't let them in or we shouldn't let them in. | ||
This is what I'm saying. | ||
No, I'm saying what's the issue. | ||
Well, yeah, definitely people don't want them in. | ||
They're illegal immigrants. | ||
But what's interesting to me is if you come from Cuba, you could just come. | ||
Yeah. | ||
If you get on a boat, if you get over here in America, we're like, you made it, bro! | ||
Come on in! | ||
But if you try from Guatemala, we're like, nah, sorry, son. | ||
Ronald Patchett, dirt. | ||
Find another country. | ||
Don't take our food stamps. | ||
But because of the MS-13, right? | ||
Because of that horrible gang. | ||
Yeah, but it's fascinating. | ||
They have horrible murders in New York. | ||
We made an agreement that anybody who's trying to escape the kind of shitty situation they have in Cuba will allow that. | ||
Right. | ||
Oh, I got you. | ||
I got you. | ||
But if you're from Colombia. | ||
Yeah, I mean, if you're Yoel Romero and you come over from Cuba, that's true. | ||
Because you're a communist country. | ||
We'll take you. | ||
And people think that all Mexicans are for the caravan and we want them in. | ||
That's not true. | ||
Most Mexicans are like... | ||
Immigration is complicated. | ||
Find another country. | ||
You ain't getting our welfare. | ||
You know what I mean? | ||
Mexicans ain't down for that caravan. | ||
They want them turned away too. | ||
It's a complicated emotional issue, man. | ||
It's like I always do this joke where I believe in borders, but I'd be a shitty border control agent, right? | ||
Like I do think borders are reasonable, but nobody gets over and then I'd be like, oh, the kids. | ||
Fuck it. | ||
Come on. | ||
I think Americans feel that way. | ||
It's a hard thing. | ||
Do you live in a gated community? | ||
No. | ||
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Okay. | |
Okay. | ||
I mean, yes. | ||
No? | ||
It's like the idea that there's a real country. | ||
That there's a place where you can go and a place where you can't go. | ||
And you have to have papers and they may cross this law in the dirt. | ||
Like they've set up fences and borders. | ||
Well, the service industry needs... | ||
I mean, if you think about the United States, the United States essentially is not just a country. | ||
It's a collection of different areas. | ||
And each different area has its own culture, almost their own language. | ||
The way they talk in Florida is way fucking different than the way they talk in Maine. | ||
It's really weird. | ||
It's all the same language, but it's almost like they're separate little countries. | ||
And we travel amongst each other, no problem. | ||
And you're allowed to. | ||
You're allowed to bail out. | ||
I'm going to try to Vegas for a while. | ||
I'm going to get me a job at a casino. | ||
Nobody cares. | ||
You're fine, as long as you're on this one patch of dirt. | ||
But the reason why we don't allow all the other patches of dirt to do the same thing and everybody just flow freely is because there's some spots that just don't have it good at all. | ||
And we want those people to stay there. | ||
Although your spot you haven't fixed. | ||
You haven't fixed your spot. | ||
But you know what the connective tissue is for Americans, even though that's true? | ||
The connective tissue that I think a lot of countries don't have is that the one thing we have going for, even if it's a myth for a lot of people, the one thing all Americans have going for them is the idea that... | ||
There's a chance, if I do the right thing, I may be poor now, but I could be a fucking millionaire. | ||
Oh, yeah, for sure. | ||
That shit is so, but that's what keeps the sort of people who have nothing from creating a revolution. | ||
Yeah. | ||
But if we lose that, if people start thinking that's not for them. | ||
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But don't you have to have some regulation? | |
Like, you can't let everybody in, right? | ||
Right. | ||
You can't let everybody in, but you can let everybody in from Kentucky. | ||
If everybody from Kentucky decided to move to L.A., we would just have to deal with it. | ||
Well, it's American. | ||
They got citizenship. | ||
That's what I'm saying. | ||
Like, it's odd. | ||
The reason why we can't have world citizenship is because some places suck too hard. | ||
You don't have for nationalism? | ||
I'm not saying that it's good or bad. | ||
I'm just looking at it as a thing right now. | ||
If I had to say, do I like it? | ||
Honestly, I think the whole world, the human beings as a race, would be way better off if everybody could move where it's good. | ||
And then we would figure out why there's too many people where it's good, and then it'll settle down, and you move to a better spot, and it'll eventually even out. | ||
That'll never happen, though. | ||
It would never even out. | ||
The reason why people in segregated areas don't advance, like these people in Sentinel Island. | ||
It's kind of a fucked up example. | ||
Satan's Island. | ||
They're not going anywhere. | ||
They're wearing leaves over their dicks. | ||
But they like them. | ||
Do they? | ||
But Joe, the European Union is that. | ||
By the way, you and I are morons. | ||
If we were living on that island, we would be having leaves over our dick too. | ||
It's not like, oh, I'm just going to invent a satellite. | ||
These fucking morons. | ||
We don't know how to do any of that stuff. | ||
So we would be with them just with a greater understanding of what's possible with smarter people around. | ||
But what you just said is happening in the European Union. | ||
I mean, that's why a lot of Polish people come over to the UK and they come back. | ||
And there's also what they're doing now with immigration is freaking a lot of people out because they're allowing so many people of different cultures to come in and then their cities become more multicultural than they are English. | ||
And then it gets real weird. | ||
But the other problem is that when you have one currency, currencies used to be based on the productivity of their citizenry, right? | ||
So when you have currency, everybody has the same currency, which means it's all valued at the same thing. | ||
The problem is that people in Spain are not as productive as people in Germany, for example. | ||
So the German goods and services should be worth more. | ||
Or the dollar there, the euro there should be worth more than it is, say, in Spain. | ||
Isn't it better when the state has more power than the Fed? | ||
Well, it's like countries. | ||
Is that better? | ||
That's basically what the argument is. | ||
We're like a band of countries. | ||
Like California is a country, Nevada is a country. | ||
But isn't that better for the people when the state has... | ||
So then that would mean, you know, at the same rate, you know, it's better to have a country like the United States than to be... | ||
The thing is, with states, you can go to any state. | ||
With countries, you can't go to any country. | ||
Try getting in Japan. | ||
I mean, Japan, I mean... | ||
We're trying to get in there. | ||
They took like 10 Syrians, I think, or something. | ||
What did you say? | ||
The Japanese took like 10 Syrians. | ||
Try getting into Canada. | ||
Try that. | ||
Try getting into Canada. | ||
That's way harder than the United States. | ||
They have a very liberal immigration policy. | ||
No, Canada's actually a beast to live in because the celebrity's like, oh, I'm so sick of America's ways. | ||
I'm headed to Canada. | ||
If you have a DUI, they won't let you in. | ||
It's true. | ||
It's a beast. | ||
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A DUI. If you have a DUI, they won't let you in. | |
That's crazy. | ||
Boys, let's wrap this bitch up. | ||
Let's wrap this up. | ||
It's 3.20. | ||
We watched a couple of fights. | ||
I feel like you watched. | ||
I'm in New York next Friday, Saturday. | ||
Are you doing stand-up comedy in New York City? | ||
Correct. | ||
Are you doing Gotham Comedy Club? | ||
Yes, sir. | ||
I love that spot. | ||
Thank you. | ||
Such a great place. | ||
Can I throw a plug? | ||
Tfatk.com? | ||
Yes, and then shoot my one-hour showtime special. | ||
January 19th. | ||
January 19th, San Diego. | ||
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That's right, motherfucker. | |
Tinfoil hat comedy, Chicago, December 15th at Zany's. | ||
Me and Sam Tripoli are going to throw down. | ||
Website? | ||
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Website? | |
Just Zany's in Chicago. | ||
Oh, he doesn't have like a tinfoilhopcomedy.com or something like that? | ||
I'll be at the Irvine Improv for New Year's! | ||
Yeah! | ||
Beautiful. | ||
Irvine's that fucking new spot. | ||
Sweet. | ||
I heard it's really sweet. | ||
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It's phenomenal. | |
You went to it? | ||
Yeah, yeah, I've done it. | ||
Yeah, I love it. | ||
Is it bigger than the last one? | ||
Well, how new is it? | ||
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Did it move again? | |
Oh, no. | ||
Brea is all new. | ||
Brea is big now. | ||
Brea is all new. | ||
I'm talking Irvine's been like this for like four years. | ||
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Irvine's great. | |
The spectrum's great. | ||
It's awesome. | ||
Yeah, it's dope. | ||
Cal shot a special there. | ||
That's right, bitch. | ||
I was there. | ||
Okay, fuck. | ||
I was there before you even did comedy, son. | ||
Oh, shit. | ||
Oh, shit. | ||
I was in the back. | ||
You hadn't done comedy yet. | ||
That's right. | ||
That's right. | ||
Dude, you were in the crowd. | ||
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Fuck. | |
No, I was in the back. | ||
You were in the crowd at one show, I think, weren't you? | ||
Yeah, he was in the crowd. | ||
Oh, yeah, I was in the back, then went to the crowd. | ||
Yeah, because I opened up for crazy. | ||
That's right. | ||
Bye, everybody. | ||
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Love you. | |
We love you guys, and girls, and everybody else. | ||
You guys don't want to go see Tito Chuck Liddell? | ||
Lie down? | ||
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No? |