Oct. 21, 2017 - The Joe Rogan Experience
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Boom. | |
| And we're live. | ||
| Fight Companion. | ||
| Eddie motherfucking Bravo. | ||
| Yo, yo, yo. | ||
| Brandon motherfucking Sharp. | ||
| We're here. | ||
| Fight Companion. | ||
| Darren Till versus Donald Cowboy Cerrone is the main event. | ||
| And EBI tomorrow. | ||
| Eddie Bravo. | ||
| Invitational Jiu Jitsu Tournament. | ||
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Where's that? | |
| It's tomorrow. | ||
| Is it at the Orpheum again? | ||
| At the Orpheum downtown LA, you can get tickets at ebiofficial.com. | ||
| You can watch it on UFC Fight Pass. | ||
| And you also have a choice now to watch it on pay-per-view at inchbyinch.tv. | ||
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That's cool. | |
| That's a great venue too, man. | ||
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That's a good move. | |
| So if you don't have Fight Pass, you can still get it. | ||
| Yep, that's my company. | ||
| But if you don't have Fight Pass, you should get Fight Pass. | ||
| Fight Pass is the shit. | ||
| And we're watching this fight on Fight Pass right now. | ||
| And I'm not just saying Fight Pass is the shit because I'm a UFC employee. | ||
| If you're a fan of the sport, there's fucking everything on Fight Pass. | ||
| You will go down a goddamn rabbit hole. | ||
| Pride fights. | ||
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Everything. | |
| Strike force. | ||
| Everything. | ||
| You can watch so many fights. | ||
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Invicta. | |
| And there's also a bunch of organizations that you never heard of before that have awesome fights. | ||
| Titan. | ||
| Just the fact that you can watch any UFC fight ever, just that alone is worth it. | ||
| It's an amazing library. | ||
| Just that alone. | ||
| Just boom, you can just remember that fight, boom, you can watch it. | ||
| Remember that fight, boom, you can watch it. | ||
| On demand, son. | ||
| And the pride fights. | ||
| Pride fights, that's what I like. | ||
| That alone, it doesn't even need anything else. | ||
| We should do some fight companions for old pride fights. | ||
| The best fights of all time. | ||
| Cro Cop vs. | ||
| Fedor. | ||
| Vanderlei. | ||
| Nog vs. | ||
| Fedor. | ||
| Bob Sapp. | ||
| Bob Sapp, Noguera. | ||
| My question is, how long after UFC do they put the individual fights on Fight Pass? | ||
| That's a good question. | ||
| You're saying until they upload them? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There's a lot of people on this. | ||
| How long before we can see this fight on Fight Pass? | ||
| Well, this better be a classic, son. | ||
| This is on Fight Pass right now. | ||
| No, no, I mean archived. | ||
| Oh, it'll be archived right afterwards. | ||
| You think so? | ||
| How long does it take? | ||
| 100%. | ||
| It's right afterwards. | ||
| Just uploads right away? | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| Because I've tried to check fights out that just happened and they weren't up. | ||
| Maybe they were Fox fights. | ||
| If it's FX or Fox Sports 1 or Fox Sports 2, they own those. | ||
| True. | ||
| Or Fox, they own those. | ||
| They can't put those on Fight Pass? | ||
| I don't know, but I don't think so. | ||
| No way can Fox own it. | ||
| Yeah, I think they do. | ||
| That's part of the deal, son. | ||
| You don't pay all that money. | ||
| That's why they pay fuckloads of money. | ||
| They don't want to pay fuckloads of money so you can just not have Fox and just watch it on Fight Pass. | ||
| I mean, they should own it. | ||
| I mean, they're paying for it. | ||
| Yeah, but what are they doing with it? | ||
| They ain't doing shit. | ||
| They replay them all the time. | ||
| They replay... | ||
| Last night was Cain Velasquez versus Bigfoot. | ||
| And I watched that. | ||
| Damn, they're starting to replay them on Fox. | ||
| I have it on my DVR. Not because I'm cool or I'm a hipster. | ||
| Only because I'm too lazy to... | ||
| You're too lazy to turn on the TV. I have UFC Fight Night on the DVR, like, automatically set to record, and it always is recording old fights. | ||
| Always. | ||
| Super old school ones. | ||
| Constantly. | ||
| So anything that's been on fight, on FS1 or any Fox venue? | ||
| Bro, I have FS1, Fox, Spike, Bellator. | ||
| I have fucking AXS TV fights on that bitch. | ||
| Everything, man. | ||
| Foxing. | ||
| Yeah, I love AXS TV. I love Lion Fight. | ||
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Yes. | |
| Lion Fight. | ||
| They got some fucking amazing Muay Thai. | ||
| I have some PBC boxing on there and shit. | ||
| I have everything. | ||
| So these dudes who are fighting right now, Pichota and Wilson. | ||
| I'm assuming Pichota's the guy in the red and, yeah, the little thing on the bottom. | ||
| That Wilson dude has a sick left kick, man. | ||
| He's throwing some nasty hard left kicks to the body. | ||
| But I don't know these dudes. | ||
| I heard there were some good fights on the prelims. | ||
| Artem Lobov I heard was good. | ||
| Do you know who won that, Jamie? | ||
| Do you guys know? | ||
| No. | ||
| Who did he fight? | ||
| I don't know, but he got head kicked. | ||
| Artem did? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He lost? | ||
| I'm not sure, but Conor was there, and he was trying to corner him, and the ref had to stop the fight. | ||
| Andre Feely. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Why did the ref have to stop the fight? | ||
| Because Conor was an official corner man and was yelling out instructions, and the ref was like, hold up. | ||
| You gotta chill, man. | ||
| Be professional. | ||
| And Conor was like, my bad. | ||
| My bad. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You can't yell out from your outside of the cage? | ||
| Well, he was cage side, and he walked up to the cage and was yelling instructions. | ||
| Oh, I see. | ||
| So homeboy was like, yo, you're not an official cornerman. | ||
| You only get three, not four, unless it's a title fight. | ||
| So he was too close. | ||
| Yeah, it was a distraction. | ||
| He was like, you gotta chill, man. | ||
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Oh, I see. | |
| That's a good rule. | ||
| That really is a good rule. | ||
| That's a great rule. | ||
| Yeah, you can't have crowds of dudes that are your friends yelling, calling you a faggot. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| Yeah, look at him. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| I mean, he just shows up everywhere with cufflinks and a beautiful suit. | ||
| He's just walking around like he owns the place. | ||
| Well, because he does. | ||
| Well, because he does. | ||
| He puts his hands at me. | ||
| It's Mark Goddard, too. | ||
| Mark Goddard's a motherfucker. | ||
| He is a motherfucker. | ||
| He's not taking any bullshit. | ||
| Oh, this dude's got the choke. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Standing rear naked. | ||
| So I watched Bellator last night. | ||
| Right. | ||
| What is that dude, that Gracie dude? | ||
| Hall's son? | ||
| Hall's son? | ||
| Do you know who he is? | ||
| Yes, I interviewed him. | ||
| Neiman Gracie. | ||
| Yes, yes. | ||
| Bad motherfucker. | ||
| Bad motherfucker. | ||
| Some serious jiu-jitsu. | ||
| Chokes some dudes out. | ||
| How about that neck break? | ||
| 7-0. | ||
| Yeah, 7-0. | ||
| 7 submissions. | ||
| He's a bad motherfucker. | ||
| What's his name? | ||
| Neiman Gracie. | ||
| And who's his father? | ||
| Halls. | ||
| How do you say it? | ||
| The Halls that died in a hand glider accident? | ||
| Yeah, that guy. | ||
| Dude, you should have seen this neck crank, Eddie. | ||
| I thought he was going to break this motherfucker's neck. | ||
| That dude looked every bit of 44, but I guess he's only 32 and has gray hair. | ||
| The guy he fought? | ||
| Yeah, he looks like Luke Thomas, but with gray hair. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Not young, son. | ||
| Well, he had gray hair. | ||
| But if you take away the gray hair, he didn't look old at all. | ||
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I can't take away the gray hair. | |
| But he's ripped and looked good. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| Good defense, too, man. | ||
| He had him on his back the whole first round and fought him off. | ||
| But then Neiman switched it to a neck crank. | ||
| It looked like it hurt so bad. | ||
| Are you going to sink this? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| There it is right there. | ||
| No, that's not it. | ||
| That was his fight at Madison Square Garden. | ||
| He won that one. | ||
| He won that one by Choke, too. | ||
| Last night, he had the dude's neck sideways. | ||
| It looked like it hurt so bad. | ||
| Mousasi didn't look great, bro. | ||
| So to sync this up, we're at 25 seconds of the first round. | ||
| 23, 22, 21, and Pechota, I don't know how to say his name, is on the back of Wilson. | ||
| He's getting worked. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| He's got the choke. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| It's over. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| Not much time. | ||
| Not much time. | ||
| I think he can hang on. | ||
| Chin's tucked. | ||
| Oh, it's on to the chin. | ||
| Oh, powerful. | ||
| He's going to hang on. | ||
| He's out. | ||
| He's good. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| He missed the bell. | ||
| But last night in Bellator, Musashi looked lethargic, man. | ||
| I had to take off. | ||
| I had to go to the comedy store. | ||
| I missed that. | ||
| You didn't see it? | ||
| I missed that. | ||
| He definitely won the first round, but then Shemenko? | ||
| Yeah, no. | ||
| It's a tough one. | ||
| No, what is his name? | ||
| What's his name? | ||
| Shilmenko, right? | ||
| Shilmenko? | ||
| Shilmenko, yeah. | ||
| He hit him with an overhand left and closed up his right eye, like his whole right eye couldn't fucking see. | ||
| And then the second, I thought Shilmenko won the second round in the third, but they gave it to Musashi. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Musashi did not look like a world beater. | ||
| No shit. | ||
| No. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| Maybe the UFC got rid of him just in time. | ||
| It's too bad because against Chris Weidman, he looks like a bad motherfucker. | ||
| See, I don't think it's that, Joe. | ||
| I don't think Bellator gets enough respect. | ||
| Their guys are fucking tough at the top level. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Shomenko hasn't lost a fight in how long? | ||
| He hasn't spent for steroids, but he's won like six in a row. | ||
| He's a motherfucker, man. | ||
| He is a motherfucker. | ||
| Did you see when he knocked out Melvin? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Look at that eye. | ||
| Boom. | ||
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Boom. | |
| Bellator is going to be a tough going for everybody. | ||
| I think that's true. | ||
| I think that's true. | ||
| And that also highlights how fucking good Rory McDonald actually is. | ||
| Look at Larkin. | ||
| Not doing well. | ||
| Yeah, well, Lorenz got KO'd by Paul Daly. | ||
| You know, when you stand in front of Paul Daly, Paul Daly throws fucking bombs. | ||
| That left hand is just a ridiculous weapon. | ||
| Well, look at Ben Henderson. | ||
| He's struggling. | ||
| Ben Henderson was on the downside. | ||
| He was on the downside when he went there, though. | ||
| True, but there's Struggle City. | ||
| That's just rough. | ||
| He fucked up by trying to go 170. That was not a good move. | ||
| And the guy who fought, nightmare. | ||
| Phil Davis did well, but Ryan Bader beat him. | ||
| Ryan Bader, who was probably never going to be the champ in the UFC light heavyweight division. | ||
| Now you never know. | ||
| Now you never know. | ||
| But with John Jones in... | ||
| He was really not. | ||
| It wasn't good. | ||
| That's everyone, though. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Nobody can get that title if John was there. | ||
| You know, you gotta wonder, man. | ||
| You gotta wonder what the fuck actually happened when it came to this steroid stuff. | ||
| As I talked to Nowitzki, a lot of these websites were posting that if John Jones could provide a supplement that had that stuff in it, he wouldn't get a suspension. | ||
| It is possible that he wouldn't get a suspension. | ||
| Nowitzki said they just totally took me out of context. | ||
| That's not what I said at all. | ||
| Yeah, I listened to his interview. | ||
| What he was actually saying is it is possible to have tainted supplements, and people have proven in the past that there's something in a supplement. | ||
| And if you can prove that you took it completely accidentally, which guys have. | ||
| You know who did that is Tim Means. | ||
| Yeah, the dirty bird. | ||
| But he got suspended for a few months even though. | ||
| But a few months for John would be a win. | ||
| Yeah, that wouldn't be shit. | ||
| But with his history, it's tough to believe. | ||
| I want to believe it, man. | ||
| I want to believe, too. | ||
| So bad. | ||
| I want him back so bad, and I think the UFC needs him so, so bad. | ||
| Oh, they need him so bad right now. | ||
| What are you excited for these days? | ||
| Go ahead, Eddie. | ||
| I finally saw that documentary, Icarus. | ||
| Oh, it's fucking amazing. | ||
| Holy shit, right? | ||
| Fucking amazing, right? | ||
| That's the Russian doping? | ||
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Yes. | |
| If you didn't know anything about that movie, and let's say Alex Jones said, the Russians, they're sneaking in the laboratories. | ||
| They're sneaking in the laboratories in the middle of that. | ||
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In the middle of the line, they're switching the urine, the A's and the B's. | |
| I'm telling you, I know this. | ||
| I have inside sources. | ||
| You'd be like, how could they do that? | ||
| It's impossible. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I'd believe that. | ||
| Dude, that would be the end of Alex Jones right there. | ||
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No, you went too far. | |
| Enough. | ||
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You went too far. | |
| Sandy Hook shit. | ||
| Well, maybe. | ||
| But this is enough. | ||
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The Russians. | |
| It sounds so crazy that they were like breaking into the offices, switching the pisses on Well, they did it in Russia, though. | ||
| It was in Sochi. | ||
| They won 13 gold medals. | ||
| They had a record number of gold medals. | ||
| Everyone was dirty. | ||
| The dude said everyone was dirty. | ||
| That guy's in serious hiding right now. | ||
| Hell yeah, he is. | ||
| They got him tucked away. | ||
| And homeboy was worried about him, right? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, he was saying he's had depression before and then now he's tried to commit suicide before. | ||
| When that scandal first broke out in Russia, when he was freaking out, he was in Russia and he was on the phone going, dude, they're going to kill me because I need to point a ticket out of here. | ||
| I was shocked that he was able to leave the country. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Wouldn't you think that they would have someone on his ass? | ||
| Well, Brian Fogel, who's the director of it, was on my podcast, and he explained to me how they didn't think that he was a flight risk, because he was such the mastermind of the program. | ||
| They never thought that he was going to take off. | ||
| There's a bunch of reasons why he cited on the podcast, and I can't totally recall why they didn't think that he was going to take off, but obviously they fucked that one up. | ||
| Super fucked up. | ||
| He was all, see ya. | ||
| Well, you know what's crazy, dude, how WADA, the World Anti-Doping Agency, and the International Olympic Committee are all in bed together. | ||
| They're not policing each other. | ||
| WADA's not policing the IOC. It's bullshit. | ||
| That's why they let the Russians in. | ||
| Even though they knew the Russians cheated in Sochi, they had irrefutable proof that they cheated. | ||
| Like, all the stuff that you see in that Netflix documentary, Icarus, is 100% true. | ||
| They still let them compete in Rio. | ||
| All they did is they threw them a bone. | ||
| They said, yeah, we're going to take out the track and field team. | ||
| This track and field team has to go. | ||
| So they took the track and field team out. | ||
| They left wrestling, gymnastics, all these other dirty, dirty, dirty athletes. | ||
| Russia probably said, hey, listen, guys, if you guys have my back, We're going to go after you. | ||
| Because everybody's doing it. | ||
| Everybody's doing it. | ||
| We're going to go after you guys. | ||
| China's 100% doing it. | ||
| They've already been busted a little bit though. | ||
| You don't think the American Olympians are on steroids? | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| Come on. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| All of them? | ||
| It's impossible to be... | ||
| Like Russia? | ||
| No, not like Russia because it's not state-sponsored, but if you don't think a lot of them are on it, the amount of money that you can... | ||
| Brian was explaining this. | ||
| Think about someone like Phelps, right? | ||
| Michael Phelps, because he won, because he won the gold medal, you know, how many gold medals he won? | ||
| A shitload, right? | ||
| Most ever. | ||
| That guy is a huge celebrity. | ||
| He's wealthy. | ||
| Whose phone is that? | ||
| That's the Russian hack on Eddie's phone. | ||
| That's Brendan's. | ||
| The Russians. | ||
| The Russians got Eddie. | ||
| So because of that, that guy makes fucking millions of dollars a year. | ||
| But now go to the silver medalist. | ||
| Who's that guy? | ||
| Who the fuck's that guy? | ||
| Ryan Lockheed. | ||
| But who is he? | ||
| No one knows. | ||
| He's a liar with blue hair. | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| That's the guy that got busted in Rio pretending that they were robbing him. | ||
| And he had white jeans on? | ||
| Yeah, he was like, the police had me at gunpoint. | ||
| You broke a bathroom door, you piece of shit. | ||
| Yeah, he was like, they had me at gunpoint. | ||
| They told me to get on the floor. | ||
| And I said, fucking make me. | ||
| And then they're like, bro, you had white jeans on. | ||
| If you got on the ground, why aren't they dirty at all? | ||
| He's like... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Clean ground. | ||
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You know, Brazil's known for its clean floors. | |
| Now he's just the, like, fucking biggest laughingstock of all time. | ||
| He's just a big old liar, man. | ||
| Is it possible to win the 100 meters without being on juice? | ||
| You know, that guy, Victor Conte from the Balco scandal, that guy that hooked up Barry Bonds and all those people with the indetectable stuff. | ||
| The ultimate snitch of all time. | ||
| Yeah, the ultimate snitch. | ||
| Because he got out of jail and then immediately started snitching away. | ||
| On everybody. | ||
| Snitch, snitch. | ||
| He says the entire track and field sport is a dirty sport. | ||
| He said all of them. | ||
| He's like, think about Jamaica. | ||
| Jamaica wins all these gold medals. | ||
| He's like, what's going on? | ||
| Why are they winning all these gold medals? | ||
| Like, what's happening? | ||
| He said, let's tell you what's happening. | ||
| They have a very sophisticated drug program. | ||
| Jamaica? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Like, they're not known for being, they've never been known for being sprinters. | ||
| Like, that's not their thing. | ||
| It's kind of new that that's their thing. | ||
| And they're the best ever at it. | ||
| Do we just think it's the fucking plantation? | ||
| Like, what do you think it is? | ||
| The bananas? | ||
| What the fuck do you think they're eating? | ||
| One of the things that Fogle pointed out is, like, we remember when Ben Johnson got tested positive when he actually raced against Carl Lewis. | ||
| Remember that? | ||
| He was the big deal. | ||
| He was super jacked. | ||
| Jacked. | ||
| Gold chain. | ||
| Apparently, Carl Lewis tested positive, too. | ||
| Yeah, they're all doing it. | ||
| They all were tested positive. | ||
| It's just that Ben Johnson's levels were so off the fucking charts. | ||
| They were like, Jesus. | ||
| But that was the first year they were testing. | ||
| It's like Pride Days, man. | ||
| 1984. It's like Pride Days. | ||
| Yeah, like Pride Days. | ||
| And that makes you think, I hate to say this, but it really makes you think about Fedor. | ||
| There's Ben Johnson. | ||
| Back in the day, son. | ||
| That's a good picture, but get a picture of him mid-sprint, Jamie. | ||
| You can see how fucking jackamified he was. | ||
| He was so fucking fast. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| He looks like an NFL running back. | ||
| He's so big. | ||
| He was so big for a track and field guy. | ||
| Carl Lewis looks like he has AIDS back there. | ||
| Look at how jacked Ben Johnson is. | ||
| He looks like Malvin Manhoff. | ||
| That's what he looks like. | ||
| Like that kind of build. | ||
| Take Adrian Peterson. | ||
| So these... | ||
| He's crushing those guys. | ||
| These guys are all... | ||
| But they're all on something. | ||
| Every one of them's on something. | ||
| How come no white guy's got to hold some good shit? | ||
| Go to that one. | ||
| Go to that one. | ||
| The one above. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Or Brock. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| The left hand in the fucking... | ||
| In the 100-meter dash. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| White guy's just not our thing. | ||
| It's not our thing. | ||
| Even if we get juice to the gills? | ||
| It's not our thing. | ||
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That's... | |
| Where's the white steroids? | ||
| Yeah, it's not... | ||
| White guys aren't willing to go that deep. | ||
| I don't know what it is. | ||
| We gotta go full Bane. | ||
| I wonder what it is. | ||
| Look at his eyes, first of all. | ||
| What the fuck was he taking where his eyes turned yellow? | ||
| That's what they had said, that his liver was struggling to deal with all the steroids in his system, and it was making the whites of his eyes yellow. | ||
| Damn, he'd still beat the record with that Timex watch on? | ||
| That's some powerful shit! | ||
| Look at that shit! | ||
| Why, is it the Timex slow you down? | ||
| The heavy-ass basic watch? | ||
| That's a light-ass watch! | ||
| Who spreads in that, though? | ||
| But that wouldn't really hold you back. | ||
| You're talking aerodynamics, my man! | ||
| Not a bad point. | ||
| And the gold chain? | ||
| The fucking Rick Ross gold chain? | ||
| The gold chain's a big one. | ||
| Dude, I'm so juiced up. | ||
| His coaches try to have an intervention and say, dude, it's the Olympics, bro. | ||
| Can you ditch the chain? | ||
| No, bitches like gold. | ||
| I know bitches, and I know gold. | ||
| The powerful G-Shock watch in the Olympics? | ||
| Are you shitting me, sir? | ||
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G-Shock? | |
| Look at that fucking thing. | ||
| He does have yellow eyes, man. | ||
| He looks like a leopard. | ||
| Like, he's ready to leap on you. | ||
| And no one said anything like, bro, your eyes and that watch are a complete giveaway, my man. | ||
| What's going on with your eyes? | ||
| Is he winning now? | ||
| He's the fastest of all time for second. | ||
| Who's that guy? | ||
| Ben Johnson. | ||
| Oh, that's Ben Johnson? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| For a while, he was lighting everybody on fire. | ||
| Didn't Usain Bolt beat him? | ||
| Maybe, yeah. | ||
| Is that Ben Johnson there? | ||
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Jacked! | |
| No, Usain Bolt was another time. | ||
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Jacked! | |
| So who are the fastest guys of all time? | ||
| Who's the oldest? | ||
| Carl Lewis, Bolt. | ||
| Is he number one ever? | ||
| Yeah, Usain Bolt has the fastest time of all time. | ||
| And then Ben Johnson, Bolt, Carl Lewis. | ||
| How many sprinters can you name? | ||
| Well, Usain Bolt... | ||
| Marion Jones from Females, but again, she came out... | ||
| She snitched on herself. | ||
| You ever seen a snitch on yourself? | ||
| What? | ||
| Why'd she snitch on herself? | ||
| Because I think there were some rumors, and she was like, I can't handle this anymore. | ||
| I was juiced to the gills. | ||
| I got a dick. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| All-time fastest. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Usain Bolt, Usain Bolt, Usain Bolt, Tyson Gay. | ||
| Oh, Justin Gatlin, Tyson Gay. | ||
| I know those. | ||
| That's a rough name. | ||
| It's a rough name, Tyson Gay. | ||
| There ain't a white guy in fucking... | ||
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No, not anywhere on that list. | |
| Wow, look how far down you gotta go to get to somebody you know. | ||
| Usain Bolt, number 34. Like, Maurice Green, like, when do you get down to Ben Johnson? | ||
| Do they have him on there, or do they take it off? | ||
| Yeah, they took him off. | ||
| Ooh, Christian Coleman, I bet that's the white fella. | ||
| They shouldn't take him off. | ||
| I mean, if you want to punish him, punish him, but you can't take him off. | ||
| It's like what they did with the Tour de France. | ||
| They took all the ones that Lance Armstrong won. | ||
| They're... | ||
| They removed him as the winner. | ||
| He won like eight times. | ||
| But everybody was dirty. | ||
| They had to go down to 15th place to find a guy. | ||
| I think it was 18. Was it 18? | ||
| 18 was 18th place. | ||
| Well, how about in the MOB? Find a guy who didn't test positive. | ||
|
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I know. | |
| How about Major League Baseball? | ||
| Like, no, Barry Bonds can't be in the Hall of Fame because you got tested positive. | ||
| So stupid. | ||
| Who the fuck do you think was throwing the pitches? | ||
| They're juiced to the gills too, you fucks. | ||
| And what happens with, like, Sammy Sosa and Mark McGuire? | ||
| Well, have you seen Sammy Sosa? | ||
| That's how that works out. | ||
|
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Triangle. | |
| Oh, that's a good one, too. | ||
| Great angle. | ||
| Ooh, he locked that up nice. | ||
| Professional triangle right there. | ||
| He knew exactly what he was doing. | ||
| Yeah, that's pretty deep. | ||
|
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It took a while to cinch it in, but he was relentless with it. | |
| Oh, he's got that. | ||
| Oh, it's an arm, too. | ||
| It's a wrap. | ||
| Oh, no, he's out. | ||
| Oh, there it is. | ||
| Oh, the round's over? | ||
| No way! | ||
| Tight move. | ||
| Is that the end of the round? | ||
| I think that's why I went for that arm bar. | ||
| Wait, did he tap? | ||
| That armbar really wasn't in, was it? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Oh, the ring, the stools. | ||
| Damn, that was a good ending. | ||
| Oh, so it was the end of the round? | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| So we got one more round. | ||
| But if you want to see what happens when you don't make the Hall of Fame, have you seen Sammy Sosa lately? | ||
| Why is the referee checking his eyes? | ||
| Oh, he took some punches when he was down. | ||
| Yeah, I've seen Sammy Sosa lately. | ||
| Something went crazy and became a white guy. | ||
| Crazy? | ||
| Yeah, he just went from the back to a triangle, dude. | ||
| That's totally pro. | ||
| This guy's really good. | ||
| Oh, dude, he fucked him up with that right hand. | ||
| This guy's good. | ||
| Dude, Sammy Sosa's a different human being. | ||
| I need to acknowledge this. | ||
| What did he do? | ||
| Look at his skin! | ||
| He looks like Michael Jackson! | ||
| Yeah, what happened? | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| I'm not sure. | ||
| Did he talk about it? | ||
| Has he talked about it, Jamie? | ||
| It looks like he just went, fuck it, I want to be white. | ||
| Dude, go to the one in the pink hat. | ||
| Go to the pink hat, sir. | ||
| Okay, that's really what? | ||
| He used to be the greatest baseball player of all time for a second. | ||
| That's what happens when we don't like gays on the Hall of Fame. | ||
| Well, he might have fucked his body up with all the steroids. | ||
| Is he open? | ||
|
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Is he gay? | |
| Are you saying he's gay? | ||
| Is that what you said? | ||
|
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Is he open? | |
| That's what happened when you don't like gays in the Hall of Fame? | ||
| Is that what you just said? | ||
| I definitely didn't say that. | ||
| I don't think he's gay. | ||
| I think Sammy Sosa still lays pipe, even though he's white now. | ||
| I thought we both heard gay. | ||
|
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No, fuck no. | |
| He just said, is he gay? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| I heard you said gay. | ||
| No way! | ||
| You said gay. | ||
|
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No, I did not say gay. | |
| You said you said gay, brother. | ||
| First of all, let's just be real clear. | ||
| None of us have a problem with gay people. | ||
| I love gay people. | ||
|
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Hell no. | |
| Love gay people. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm 10% gay. | ||
| So if he's wearing a pink hat because he's gay, I'm cool with it. | ||
| I own pink shoes. | ||
| I don't give a fuck. | ||
|
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What's cooler than a guy sucking a dick? | |
| Look at this, though. | ||
| Yeah, what happened? | ||
| So what does he say happened to him? | ||
| Like, because it's weird. | ||
| Yeah, he just... | ||
| Okay, that's a white guy. | ||
| Yeah, it's crazy. | ||
| And he was super dark. | ||
| He was dark. | ||
| Maybe that was a tan. | ||
| Maybe he got into tanning. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Everything's changed. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| There is cream. | ||
| There is cream that some women do use to lighten their skin. | ||
| This fight is over. | ||
| What happened? | ||
| He admits he bleaches his skin. | ||
| Oh, he admitted he bleaches his skin. | ||
|
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Oh, wow. | |
| What? | ||
| That's weird. | ||
| I wonder why he wants to do that. | ||
| Dude, that's really popular. | ||
| That's the second Michael Jackson. | ||
| No, no, no, because Michael Jackson had what I have. | ||
| He has a condition, yeah. | ||
| But he did bleach his skin, though. | ||
| He did bleach his skin to even out skin tone. | ||
| Yeah, but that's not what Sammy Sosa's doing. | ||
| Sammy Sosa just decided to be able to wipe out. | ||
| He wants to be white. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| People have done that before, man. | ||
| Maybe Michael Jackson just wanted to be white, but he used that as an excuse. | ||
| No, he legit had like a skin thing and it started to spread and he's like, fuck, I don't want to look like this and just went full spectrum. | ||
| Have you seen some models who have it? | ||
| They're gorgeous. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| And they just rock it. | ||
| That black chick. | ||
| I think it's sexy as fuck. | ||
| Yeah, Winnie Harlow I think her name is. | ||
| I call them the zebra models. | ||
| They're sexy as fuck. | ||
| They got like a cool look. | ||
| Can we see them, Jamie? | ||
| Zebra models? | ||
| No, there's a few. | ||
| Well, I call them zebra models. | ||
| Here's the triangle, right? | ||
| But this is not the end of the fight. | ||
| How did this fight end? | ||
| Maybe he gave up in the corner. | ||
| I think that was the last round. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think that was the third round. | ||
| Yeah, I went to decision. | ||
| Homeboy one. | ||
| We're doing the worst job of paying attention to this fight. | ||
|
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Dan Hardy with a beautiful green jacket. | |
| Powerful Joker colors. | ||
| Um... | ||
| So Sammy Sosa just decided to be white. | ||
| Just fuck it. | ||
| Say enough of this. | ||
| Now can a white guy go black? | ||
| No. | ||
| I mean, you can be a tanner. | ||
| You've seen how tan Tate gets? | ||
| Yeah, but he looks Indian. | ||
| Tate did a movie in Tahiti. | ||
| Well, you don't get black features. | ||
| Well, no, but you don't get black skin. | ||
| You get, like, tan. | ||
| You get super dark. | ||
| Tate got so fucking dark, man. | ||
| No, bro. | ||
| I'm talking about going straight blackface. | ||
| Like, can you go blackface? | ||
| No, there was Maurice Povich. | ||
| Maurice Povich? | ||
| What's his name? | ||
| Maurice? | ||
| Maurice? | ||
| If Maurice went black, he'd be Maurice. | ||
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Exactly. | |
| No, in Maurice Povich, there was a girl, some white girl who wants to be black. | ||
| Have you seen this? | ||
| Oh, the Catch Me Outside girl? | ||
| No, no, no, no, no, no. | ||
| She really wants to be black. | ||
| It's a white woman who... | ||
| And the audience is all black and they fucking can't stand her. | ||
| And they're just burying her. | ||
| Oh, is that the homegirl who got fired from her job? | ||
| Look at this, what Sammy Sosa says. | ||
| What happened was that I had been using the cream for a long time and that combined with the bright TV lights made my face look whiter than it really is. | ||
| I don't think I look like Michael Jackson, he added. | ||
| Apparently Sosa... | ||
| Has kept up his use of the cream over the years, which has led him to appear even whiter than he did in 2009. So he's been just getting whiter and whiter and whiter. | ||
| Okay, go higher there. | ||
| It's a bleaching cream that I apply before going to bed and whitens my skin tone, Sosa said during appearance at Univision, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. | ||
| It's a cream that I have that I use to soften my skin, but it has bleached me some. | ||
| I'm not a racist. | ||
| I live my life happily. | ||
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What? | |
| Bleached me some. | ||
| Sir, you are completely a white man now. | ||
| Bleached me some? | ||
| I'm not a racist. | ||
| Maybe there was a super racist white chick that he was trying to fuck, and he's like, there's only one way. | ||
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You never go full white, unless she was just bad. | |
| She just was like, Tennessee racist, but with big old titties. | ||
| Big, plump, pink titties. | ||
| Now he's just fucked. | ||
| Tiny little waist. | ||
| He says it like it's no... | ||
| I just put on a bleaching cream. | ||
| I just put on a bleaching cream. | ||
| It's no big deal. | ||
| I put a little bit on before I go to sleep at night. | ||
| It's a little bleaching cream. | ||
| What's the big deal? | ||
| He's like, I don't see what the problem is. | ||
| Meanwhile, he said he's even lighter than he was in 2009. I mean, he's talking about something that happened eight years ago. | ||
| He's lighter than that now. | ||
| He's also a little mentally unstable because he also has white man hair now. | ||
| He's like the straight white, like... | ||
| Oh, look at Tate. | ||
| Look how goddamn dark Tate got. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Tate's a savage. | ||
| Look at him underwears, too. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, he's tan, but you wouldn't confuse him for being black. | ||
| Well, you would if he had black features and black hair. | ||
| No. | ||
|
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For sure. | |
| If he had an afro, you would say that's a light-skinned black guy. | ||
| You think? | ||
| Fuck yeah. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Look how dark he is. | ||
| Go back to that picture again. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| He has dark as fuck. | ||
| If we get Photoshop Steve to put a jerry curl on him. | ||
| He's probably already on it. | ||
| Yeah, he's probably already doing it. | ||
| They'll probably all be black by the end of this. | ||
| My favorite meme online is that one black dude is going like this. | ||
|
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If you think about it... | |
| It looks like the Reading Rainbow guy. | ||
| I don't know who that guy is. | ||
| Derek Brunson. | ||
| Cheetah's back! | ||
| Yeah, against Derek Brunson. | ||
| He's been out for a minute. | ||
| You can't get cheetah if you don't get into a relationship. | ||
|
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He looks like Ben Johnson a little bit. | |
| There's an animated gif of him doing it, too. | ||
| It's even better. | ||
| An animated one? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| I haven't seen that one. | ||
| Yeah, that's a part of an animated gif. | ||
| I like the clown in the sewer. | ||
| That shit is hilarious. | ||
| He could use that for so long. | ||
| There he is. | ||
| That's the animated one. | ||
| Who is this? | ||
| Just some dude. | ||
|
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I don't know. | |
| It's amazing. | ||
| It's hilarious. | ||
| I think he's a rapper. | ||
| Do you know? | ||
| Oh, probably. | ||
| He looks like one. | ||
| I think he's a Jamaican rapper. | ||
| Did you know that they have meme cards now? | ||
| And people, like, they have, like, games they play with meme cards. | ||
| Really? | ||
| And he's one of the meme cards. | ||
| And there's always the one, there's the one where, I forget who it is, another rapper, where he's standing like this, like, what? | ||
| Like, that picture. | ||
| Sounds awesome. | ||
| And then there was the, you know, the black lady with the hump for a neck, and she's like, what? | ||
|
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You know that one? | |
| You need to tell them, what? | ||
| Hey, have you seen the one of the kid? | ||
| He's like in school and he's like this and there's no pain. | ||
| And it's like vegans when they haven't talked about being a vegan for over a minute. | ||
| Yeah, that's hilarious. | ||
| Yeah, see the meme, the game. | ||
| See, look at this. | ||
| It's a fucking game. | ||
| You play this game, like, and they, I don't know how it works, but you deal these things out, like these popular memes. | ||
| It's hilarious. | ||
| I wonder if that guy gets laid for that meme. | ||
| Damien Maia versus Colby Covington. | ||
| Ooh, that's an interesting fight. | ||
| That's an interesting fight. | ||
| You know what, man? | ||
| I just wish Damien Maia was younger. | ||
| Because without this sauce, without this special sauce, you know, he's like 40 years old now. | ||
| Yeah, but even when he was young, he was a beast. | ||
| Oh, he's a beast. | ||
| He's still a beast. | ||
| Remember he went on that whole kind of tear and then fought Anderson, terrible fight, back down, cut to 70, now he's a beast again. | ||
| He's still a beast. | ||
| He's 100% a beast. | ||
| You wish he was young, why? | ||
| Because I love the idea of a specialist. | ||
| I'm always fascinated by a specialist, by a guy who just does one thing better than everybody else. | ||
| Can he do it to somebody? | ||
| Like Ben Askren. | ||
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Yes. | |
| The fight I would do is Ben Askren, Damian Maia. | ||
| I wish Ben didn't retire. | ||
| Because I want that fight. | ||
| Ben's never going to get in the UFC. He talked way too much shit about Dana White. | ||
| Are those days still there? | ||
| I feel like Dana White doesn't give a fuck anymore. | ||
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I wish. | |
| When you have that much money, you're like, what? | ||
| Ben Askren? | ||
| Yeah, let him in. | ||
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I don't give a fuck. | |
| I don't know, man. | ||
| Why have him in? | ||
| And then what if he talks more shit about you? | ||
| We need ratings. | ||
| Why not? | ||
| Ben Askren doesn't give a fuck. | ||
| He's retiring, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's a bummer. | ||
| Undefeated. | ||
| Retiring undefeated. | ||
| But it's interesting because the only one who gave him any problems, really, was Jay Heron. | ||
| Jay Heron got him to a split decision. | ||
| A long time ago, though. | ||
| Yeah, but it doesn't matter. | ||
| It was like a wrestler who could strike. | ||
| A guy who was good enough to keep you away. | ||
| You know, good enough wrestling to keep it from being a wrestling match, and he could strike. | ||
| But Ben evolved from there, because Ben, with Woodley, with all these other guys, like, he evolved his game. | ||
| So you talk to people, and they're like, dude, he can handle the striking. | ||
| There was one guy that gave him some trouble, some Russian Dagestan-type wrestler guy, who claimed, it was on 1FC, he was calling Ben out, saying, I could out-wrestle you, I'm gonna take you down. | ||
| And he did and he was on him for a while, but Ben still beat him. | ||
| It's such a shame he never got in the UFC, man. | ||
| It's a fucking shame. | ||
| Except for that guy, everybody that he gets his mitts on, as soon as Ben holds you or grabs you, his clinch is so high level that you just can't break free of his... | ||
| It's clenched. | ||
| You know what's a bummer is one of the reasons, obviously you talk shit to Dana, but that style for a lot of people isn't going to sell pay-per-views or get ratings because of that wrestling holding people down. | ||
| He's getting good at submitting guys now, too. | ||
| But the UFC doesn't care, but they're not going to... | ||
| Here's the problem with that logic. | ||
| Floyd Mayweather's style of boxing is not fan-friendly either. | ||
| But Floyd, major superstar, before that he did knock people out, became the guy you'd either pay to watch him lose or win. | ||
| Huge draw. | ||
| Ben Askren, not a big draw. | ||
| Stop right there. | ||
| You're introducing him to people. | ||
| He was not a huge draw before he started talking shit to people. | ||
| He wasn't a huge draw until he became Money Mayweather. | ||
| When he became the bad guy, that's when he became a huge draw. | ||
| He became a bad guy, but also fought Oscar De La Hoya, all these superstars. | ||
| Ben Askren's not coming to the UFC and they're going, alright, here's Conor McGregor, some superstar. | ||
| The UFC is not going to do that. | ||
| He doesn't have the style either. | ||
| But if he did, that would be very, very interesting. | ||
| That's a huge if, Joe. | ||
| But what I'm saying is that's the only way that this guy could become famous is by shit-talking. | ||
| The shit-talking is what's going to make him famous. | ||
| Like, people wanting to see him lose. | ||
| That's what makes a guy like that famous. | ||
| Because his style is very appealing to guys like us that are like, I want to see if he can do it. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| It takes a while to evolve and be a good finisher. | ||
| And at first, for a while, they were just taking people down and just owning them and controlling them. | ||
| But he's good at submitting people now. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| He's a great grappler overall. | ||
| So now... | ||
| The Ben Askren we have now, you can't compare him to the Ben Askren from five years ago. | ||
| That's gone. | ||
| That's gone. | ||
| There's a Ben Askren that's going to take you down and choke you out now. | ||
| Eddie, that's gone. | ||
| That's gone. | ||
| He's retired. | ||
| Money will bring him back. | ||
| Nobody's really retired. | ||
| One FC allowed him to use knees to the head on the ground. | ||
| What'd you say? | ||
| One FC allowed him to use knees to the head on the ground, right? | ||
| That's a good point, yeah. | ||
| That's a big weapon. | ||
| And kicks. | ||
| You see what Brandon Vera did over there? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Kicking dudes in the face. | ||
| Kick them in the back of the head when they're down. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's like, it's rough. | ||
| He's their heavyweight champion. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You think he's on the juice? | ||
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No. | |
| They took out the soccer kicks, though. | ||
| Well, did you see homeboy Roger Huerta get soccer kicked? | ||
| That was rough. | ||
| That's why you can't have soccer kicks. | ||
| He was fighting a Brazilian who was a big fella who was cutting to make 170, and Roger's not really a 170. He was 155 in the UFC. Decided to fight 170, and he was getting beat up, and then he went down, and this dude's soccer kicked him into the next fucking day. | ||
| You can't have that and be a professional sport. | ||
| It's just too brutal. | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| I mean, he hasn't really gotten back on track. | ||
| He didn't die, but he's not doing well. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, it was a brutal, brutal knockout. | ||
| They're tough to watch. | ||
| That one was, particularly. | ||
| Did you see when Crow Cop kicked Ron Waterman? | ||
| Mm-hmm. | ||
| I mean, it's fucking normal. | ||
| It is hard to watch, but why is it harder to watch than a regular head kick? | ||
| That's my question. | ||
| Is it because of the regular head kick, you kind of move more with it? | ||
| And the soccer kick, you're lying down already? | ||
| Harder to defend. | ||
| When you're lower, I think you can... | ||
| Generate more power. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Right? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| Like, Charlie Brown kicks someone in the face? | ||
| I think I could kick someone just as hard to the body. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I think you'd be surprised. | ||
| You mean they kick harder on the ground? | ||
| Fuck yes. | ||
| Like, think about an NFL kicker. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Like kicking straight like that? | ||
| No, I don't think so, dude. | ||
| I'm pretty sure that I could kick just as hard to the body as I could to the ground. | ||
| I don't think so, Joe. | ||
| I think the real question is up high. | ||
| I think up high I would lose something. | ||
| I'd lose a little bit up high just from the leverage. | ||
| I think your leg going straight like this and low, I think that's where most of the power is going to be right. | ||
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Boom! | |
| And guaranteed all shin. | ||
| It depends on what kind of kick. | ||
| Because here's the thing. | ||
| You could spinning back kick someone in the face when they're down two. | ||
| That's another thing to think about. | ||
| Think about that. | ||
| A dude gets hit, he goes down on one knee, and you fucking... | ||
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People are gonna die. | |
| I mean, if your face is right there and you took a full power turning sidekick to the face... | ||
| Look at Brandon. | ||
| He's so jacked now. | ||
| He's so thick. | ||
| This is the one when he KO'd the dude and kicked him to the head when he was on the ground. | ||
| Remember when he beat Frank Mayer? | ||
| He was like, I'm taking light heavyweight, heavyweight over. | ||
| But you know what happened with him, man? | ||
| Oh, that's a beautiful straight left. | ||
| But look at this. | ||
| Soccer kicks to the back of the head. | ||
| That shit's rough. | ||
| Those kind of kicks to the back of the header. | ||
| Forget that noise. | ||
| Brandon Vera, always a good guy, man. | ||
| Always a cool dude. | ||
| He's a really good guy. | ||
| Yeah, great guy. | ||
| Really good guy. | ||
| I was always a fan of his. | ||
| But, you know, he started out as a heavyweight and then dropped down to a light heavyweight, but the big thing that happened to him in the UFC was he went through this big, prolonged contract negotiation. | ||
| He wanted to get paid. | ||
| He wanted to get paid, and when he came back, there was a tremendous amount of pressure on him. | ||
| He just didn't perform the same as he did before. | ||
| Then he fought Fabricio. | ||
| Fabricio Verdum got on top of him and put the squish down on him and beat the shit out of him. | ||
| Fabricio's mount. | ||
| This should be interesting. | ||
| Jan Blachowicz, Mark Goddard again in the motherfucking house. | ||
| Who is the gentleman that Blachowicz is fighting? | ||
| Kevin Clark. | ||
| Devin Clark. | ||
| Do not know Mr. Clark. | ||
| There's the Golden Snitch right to the left. | ||
| Oh, I didn't see him. | ||
| He made an appearance? | ||
| Checking piss right there. | ||
| He's got a little magnifying glass. | ||
| You don't have a hit out on him. | ||
| Shaking vials. | ||
| Shaking vials. | ||
| If anybody should have a hit on him, it should be IMG. Or WME, rather. | ||
| Right. | ||
| People that bought the UFC. Dude, you're fucking up our business. | ||
| They should find that Russian dude that they got in hiding. | ||
| Bring him in. | ||
| Give him promotion. | ||
| Give Novitski some new position. | ||
| Say, look, Jeff, you did a great job, but we're going a different direction. | ||
| Going a different direction. | ||
| But we got a different job for you. | ||
| Kick rocks, nerd. | ||
| No, keep him on. | ||
| You don't want to fire him, because then he'll talk some shit. | ||
| Oh, Jeff, you got a new job. | ||
| You're actually in marketing. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| He's an amazing marketer. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| We need you to run the social media and shut the fuck up. | ||
|
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You know what? | |
| You have him run the UFC Performance Institute. | ||
| Hey, piss boy. | ||
| Hey, piss boy. | ||
| You stay at the UFC Institute now and just keep your mouth shut. | ||
| You know what you're going to make? | ||
| You're going to make shakes now. | ||
| You're making shakes for the UFC fighters. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| You've got to give them a prestigious position. | ||
| No, we say it's prestigious, but you just do that. | ||
| And we pay you out the ass to shut the fuck up. | ||
| How about you make some hemp protein shakes and shut the fuck up? | ||
| Yeah, just have them monitor the dudes that are on the treadmill. | ||
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Good job, guys. | |
| There you go, guys. | ||
| Put that hose in your mouth. | ||
| When they run with the hose, I'm like, what are you, fucking Rocky? | ||
| Cold towel? | ||
| You guys need a cold towel? | ||
| That should be his gig. | ||
| The ultimate piss, boy. | ||
| That's hilarious. | ||
| That UFC Performance Institute is fucking amazing. | ||
| I haven't seen it. | ||
| I'd love to see it. | ||
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We should go live. | |
| You know, the next UFC in Vegas, you should come with me and we'll take a trip. | ||
| I went there a couple weeks ago. | ||
| Oh, you had a meeting there about Fight Pass, right? | ||
| About EBI? And Combat Jiu-Jitsu. | ||
| How'd that go? | ||
| Good, good, good. | ||
| You know, yeah. | ||
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You did it? | |
| We're still in negotiations about combat jiu-jitsu, which is in three weeks. | ||
| It's looking good. | ||
| They've been doing a lot of promotion, I know, of EBI on Fight Pass. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| During the fights, we've had some nice promotions. | ||
| They sat us down and said, listen, look what we do for you. | ||
| They put a whole presentation. | ||
| Every time we mention you guys on this show or that show, boom, you know how much that's worth? | ||
| They broke it down for us and we're like, fuck. | ||
| That's pretty badass. | ||
| It is. | ||
| It's killer. | ||
| Are you in contract negotiations with them? | ||
| That's what's going on? | ||
| Combat Jiu Jitsu is an offshoot. | ||
| It's a spin-off from EBI. It's 100% combat Jiu Jitsu. | ||
| And you're trying to sell that to them? | ||
| With palm strikes. | ||
| And you're trying to sell that to Fight Pass? | ||
| We're putting on the show, and the UFC wants to be part of it. | ||
| And I just really can't explain exactly how, but we're going to figure it out within the next week. | ||
| Gotcha. | ||
| But... | ||
| If you don't know what combat jujitsu is, it's basically in between sub-only jujitsu and MMA. It's not MMA, but it's not sub-only. | ||
| It's right there. | ||
| It's for jujitsu fanatics who are just interested in seeing... | ||
| You know, there's guys that are really into kickboxing, and they know everything about kickboxing, but they'll watch MMA a little bit, you know what I mean? | ||
| But they're into kickboxing. | ||
| They're in the business. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then there's guys like that in boxing. | ||
| They watch a little MMA. Well, there's guys like that in jiu-jitsu, too. | ||
| A lot of guys in jiu-jitsu do not watch the UFC. You know why? | ||
| Because they're so into jiu-jitsu. | ||
| They want to see jiu-jitsu. | ||
| They watch jiu-jitsu and MMA, but they're not interested in kickboxing, just like a kickboxing guy is not interested in watching jiu-jitsu matches. | ||
| So there's a lot of different little genres, and combat Jiu Jitsu is for the Jiu Jitsu freak that wants to watch Jiu Jitsu competition with a little more realism, a little bit closer to MMA. When you add palm strikes, the importance of each position changes tremendously. | ||
| Like in the Sub-Only game, that's one aspect. | ||
| In the Sub-Only game, the full guard is not important. | ||
| At all. | ||
| If you never want to play full guard, that's on you. | ||
| You don't have to. | ||
| You could win Abu Dhabi in the point system without ever playing full guard. | ||
| You could win. | ||
| Full guard is so not important in samba-holi and in point grappling. | ||
| Can you explain what you're allowed to do? | ||
| What are you allowed to do with combat jiu-jitsu? | ||
| Strike-wise? | ||
| Can you punch at all? | ||
| No, it's palm strikes. | ||
| Only. | ||
| When you're standing, it's just wrestling. | ||
| It's not MMA. Right. | ||
| It's not MMA. Just wrestling, standing. | ||
| It's extreme jiu-jitsu. | ||
| You gotta look at it. | ||
| So, wrestling is just, standing is just wrestling, but as soon as someone hits the ground, you can start throwing palm strikes. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But no elbows to the body, no punches to the body. | ||
| No punches, just palm strikes to the body. | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| Just palm strikes. | ||
| So it's like, remember the old Gracie in action videos? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| All those challenge matches in Brazil, they had rules. | ||
| They were just palm strikes and jiu-jitsu. | ||
| Those were rules. | ||
| So after we did the first combat jiu-jitsu tournament at EBI 11, that's when I first introduced it, Horian Gracie calls me. | ||
| I never talked to Horian Gracie. | ||
| I love Horian. | ||
| Ever. | ||
| He called Rose Gracie to get my number. | ||
| He wanted to call me. | ||
| I'm on the phone with Horian Gracie, and he's thanking me for putting together combat jiu-jitsu. | ||
| Eddie, this is how we used to do it in Brazil. | ||
| I wanted Halleck to do this, but Halleck would not do this. | ||
| This is what we wanted. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| This is the real jiu-jitsu. | ||
| And I'm like, holy shit. | ||
| The guy who invented the UFC calls me up. | ||
| Smart man. | ||
| What happens if a guy accidentally makes a fist? | ||
| It's a foul. | ||
| It's like a foul. | ||
| Do you get a point taken away? | ||
| Well, it's still no points. | ||
| We call this finish only. | ||
| Because in the first 10 minutes, if there's not a submission or a TKO, that's the only way you can finish. | ||
| Then we go into overtime, like EBI overtime. | ||
| But there has to be a finish, so we call it finish only. | ||
| So people can get knocked out. | ||
| They haven't gotten knocked out yet. | ||
| We did two four-man tournaments. | ||
| We did a girl one, the last show. | ||
| At EBI 11, like six months ago, we did the first one. | ||
| Now we're doing a whole show. | ||
| Combat Jiu-Jitsu Worlds 1. A whole show. | ||
| And Gary Tonin's going to be in it. | ||
| Wagner Rocha's going to be in it. | ||
| So tomorrow, you're going to see Gary Tonin and Wagner Rocha going at it EBI style. | ||
| And then three weeks later, you're going to see them going at it with palm strikes. | ||
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Wow. | |
| How cool is that going to be? | ||
| The palm strikes is interesting because you remember when Bas Rutten burst onto the scene in Pancrase was lighting motherfuckers on fire with palm strikes? | ||
| Yes, yes. | ||
| Because he figured out instead of swinging like a bitch, what he figured out is you pull the palm strikes and throw punches. | ||
| Just as you're throwing punches. | ||
| You're going to break his hand. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's why he started doing a lot of it. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| That was the rules. | ||
| Yeah, I know. | ||
| I know. | ||
| But even when he went to MMA, he said he would keep the same thing. | ||
| Even if there's a rule or not, because he said he wouldn't break his hand. | ||
| Well, you definitely can. | ||
| But he threw a lot of punches in MMA. For sure, but he would still throw hooks and stuff with open hand. | ||
| Look, the thing about the palm is it's not much softer than punching somebody. | ||
| But you don't hurt your hand at all. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, if you got a guy like Boss Rootin who really knows how to do it well, like, Boss has weird wrists. | ||
| He could pull his hand way further than I can. | ||
| Like, he pulls his hand way back. | ||
| Like, he gets his hand, like, back there. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So he's basically just fucking palm snagging. | ||
| He probably works on it, too. | ||
| I bet he does. | ||
| It's embarrassing. | ||
| So what happens with combat jiu-jitsu is the importance of the positions change. | ||
| Like all of a sudden when there's palm strikes, full guard is crucial. | ||
| Guard is trouble. | ||
| Yeah, guard would be trouble. | ||
| You can't be half guard. | ||
| Unnecessary in all of jiu-jitsu. | ||
| There's guys that win Abu Dhabi multiple times, never put anybody in their full guard. | ||
| It's so unnecessary. | ||
| But when there's palm strikes, it's the most important guy. | ||
| So it's better to prepare for MMA with that. | ||
| That's another reason. | ||
| So aspiring grapplers that want to start working on MMA type jiu-jitsu and jiu-jitsu positions and focus on the positions that are going to translate to MMA better, combat jiu-jitsu will get their feet wet. | ||
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That makes sense. | |
| It'll get their feet wet. | ||
| They'll get to practice MMA jujitsu without worrying about getting head kicked or something. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| That's what it's for. | ||
| It's for the jujitsu fanatics that they like to see MMA when there's jujitsu. | ||
| Well, with combat jujitsu, it's going to be mostly jujitsu. | ||
| Well, you know, whenever they move rules around on combat sports, it makes it interesting. | ||
| That's what they did with K1. They took Muay Thai and they said, you know what, this clinch, you guys clinched too much, the elbows cut people up, you know, knees to the face. | ||
| Let's cut all the fucking clinch with the knees to the face, like holding and kneeing, and let's just have it turn into kickboxing. | ||
| Yeah, try to make it better. | ||
| Yeah, they just tried to make it more exciting. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is going to be for guys that like MMA when there's Jiu Jitsu in it. | ||
| Now we're going to get pure MMA style Jiu Jitsu. | ||
| And we don't have to worry about the striking. | ||
| We love Muay Thai. | ||
| We love all that. | ||
| But this is just for the hardcore Jiu Jitsu guys. | ||
| We're going to get a lot of data on what leg lock positions are going to go out the door. | ||
| Because in the sub only game, shit, you can go for any goddamn leg lock you want. | ||
| But when they're striking, we're going to, uh-uh, not with that one. | ||
| And that one's too risky. | ||
| Let's just stick with these right here. | ||
| And that's what we're going to find out. | ||
| Are guys working their ground and pound? | ||
| Are guys getting a bag and just fucking bam, bam? | ||
| Do they have to stay down, Eddie? | ||
| Tomorrow? | ||
| If I'm in guard and I'm on top, can I posture up? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| As long as the guy's on the ground, you could stand up. | ||
| You could be in a horse dance and throw palm strips. | ||
| And tomorrow at EBI 13, it's a regular sub-only 16-man tournament, but we're also having a four-man combat jiu-jitsu tournament with Richie Martinez. | ||
| We just missed a knockout. | ||
| Jan Blachowicz just knocked somebody out. | ||
| He's a real veteran. | ||
| He's bodied up, too. | ||
| He's a real vet with a body on him. | ||
| Yeah, he's jacked. | ||
| He's very wide. | ||
| Yeah, he is. | ||
| Let's watch what happened in the replay. | ||
| Might have missed a couple leg days, whatever. | ||
| They just stopped the fight for some reason, and then they came back right away. | ||
| Knocked him out or something. | ||
| They stopped it, then were like, go! | ||
| And he knocked him out. | ||
| Yeah, I missed the way he stopped it. | ||
| I was trying to reset the clock, and I looked back up, and it was over. | ||
| Well, we'll get a look at the replay here. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Left hook. | ||
| Left hook counter. | ||
| That wobbled him. | ||
| Oh, he choked him. | ||
| Oh, we got him in a standing choke. | ||
| Wow, look at that. | ||
| Look at that! | ||
| That's pretty dope. | ||
| He's pretty concussed. | ||
| It's better than a knockout right there, right? | ||
| Come on. | ||
| That was sweet. | ||
| Left hook, he's all messed up, and the choke's enough. | ||
| It's way more dramatic than a knockout right there. | ||
| You got standing, rear naked choke, against the fence, no hooks. | ||
| Somebody had some ridiculous elbow knockout yesterday. | ||
| Oh, no! | ||
| How about Heather Hardy? | ||
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Oh! | |
| Whoa! | ||
| Have you seen this, Eddie? | ||
| So she was a ridiculous boxer. | ||
| I mean, one of the best female boxers of all time. | ||
| It's like, hey, I want to try MMA. She had a good first fight in Madison Square Garden. | ||
| She fought last night. | ||
| This girl had three fights. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| The girl had zero MMA fights. | ||
| No, she had three MMA fights. | ||
| Three amateur. | ||
| Amateur. | ||
| This is her pro debut. | ||
| In Bellator. | ||
| Her pro debut, but she was a kickboxer. | ||
| And she kicked this girl's fucking face in. | ||
| Well, Heather rolled like you're doing boxing. | ||
| Christina Williams. | ||
| Heather rolled like you're doing boxing. | ||
| That girl went... | ||
| Hey! | ||
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Boom! | |
| Well, the girl was beating her ass before that. | ||
| Did you see her elbows? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Like, Heather was like, what the fuck are these? | ||
| Yeah, she didn't know what to do. | ||
| She thought she was in a safe position. | ||
| And also, the girl was lighting her up from the outside with kicks. | ||
| She was a kickboxing champion. | ||
| Undefeated in kickboxing. | ||
| Undefeated in taekwondo, I think. | ||
| Undefeated in boxing. | ||
| So the girl, like, knew how to strike. | ||
| I root for Heather, man. | ||
| You hear her story, it's fucking fascinating, man. | ||
| What's her story? | ||
| Well, she was living with her, I think, her mom, her grandma, and she had a daughter, and they were all living in a one-bedroom place in New York, and she was like, I'm going fucking crazy being in the house with the baby all day. | ||
| I just need an hour to go work out. | ||
| Someone's like, oh, there's a boxing gym down the street. | ||
| She walks in the boxing gym, starts to work out, and they're like, damn, you're not bad at this. | ||
| Boom. | ||
| Next thing you know, monster. | ||
| It's because she didn't run into that chick. | ||
| Monster. | ||
| Well, box, and I think Heather would divert that fucking girl. | ||
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I don't know. | |
| That girl can fight, man. | ||
| Boxing would be a different story, yeah. | ||
| I don't know about all that. | ||
| Heather's super high-level boxing. | ||
| She is, but that girl can box, too. | ||
| She has an undefeated kickboxing record, as well. | ||
| Yeah, I hear you. | ||
| Heather's a monster. | ||
| But her control of distance was what's important. | ||
| And when she was standing in front of her, she would kick and then she'd move to another angle. | ||
| She'd mix it up non-stop and Heather just wanted to kind of get in close and play that dirty boxing game. | ||
| Well, the big thing was the distance, you know? | ||
| Christina Williams was fighting completely outside. | ||
| I mean, if you've got to close the distance and you can't throw kicks, like if you're a boxer and you can't throw kicks and the other person can box a little and they can kick good like this girl can, you're fucked, man. | ||
| Those kicks hit you a couple times in the arms and all of a sudden those arms don't work so good anymore. | ||
| You know, and then you're super nervous. | ||
| You kick in the rhythm. | ||
| Then you see Heather there, she tried rolling like you do from a left hook or something like that, and that fucking kick hit her so hard, man. | ||
| Shin right to the face. | ||
| Her nose is just destroyed. | ||
| Like she's never going to look the same again. | ||
| She's a pretty girl, too. | ||
| Yeah, they're gonna have to redo her. | ||
| It's a bummer, because, you know, their beltors bank on her to kind of be the next big thing to carry that women's division. | ||
| Not that a loss kills her, but... | ||
| That kind of loss is a tough one, because you get your face caved in. | ||
| Again, your face caved in is not just losing. | ||
| Talking about Cyborg style? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Michael Venom Page? | ||
| It's just... | ||
| Yeah, the face is so fucked up. | ||
| Like, you just gotta wonder, like, how long would it take before that girl could even fight again? | ||
| Did you see Michael Venom Page's professional boxing debut? | ||
| Granted, the motherfucker he fought was... | ||
| 4-70, whatever. | ||
| He murked that dude. | ||
| And he did it in a weird way. | ||
| Hands down, leaped forward with a straight right, blasted him, and then just stepped on the ropes and looked away. | ||
| How exciting is that kid? | ||
| He's fun, man. | ||
| He would be a big star in the UFC. With the right matchups, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, in Bellator, they just do not get the credit that they deserve. | ||
| I mean, I agree. | ||
| No one gets the credit they deserve. | ||
| But, you know, he's a big star over there. | ||
| Like, in London, he's big. | ||
| Him and Paul Daly is going to happen. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Well, I hope it happens. | ||
| It's going to happen. | ||
| It is a video, Jamie. | ||
| You find a video of the punch. | ||
| There it is. | ||
| It's kind of crazy. | ||
| Watch how he does this. | ||
| His style's so... | ||
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Oh! | |
| Look at him! | ||
| Look at him! | ||
| He's hilarious, man. | ||
| Yeah, he's kind of comical. | ||
| That was a serious right hand. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| And there's so much stepping into it, so much momentum behind that part. | ||
| Rory McDonald was on my show talking about how he'd like to fight him eventually. | ||
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Yeah? | |
| That'd be a fun fight. | ||
| Although if Rory just came in with some wrestling shoes, would just pick him apart. | ||
| He would dismantle him. | ||
| The problem is Roy is not easy to hit. | ||
| He's very good on his feet. | ||
| Oh, Roy, stay behind the jab if he wants to. | ||
| If he got a hold of Michael, Michael's fucked. | ||
| Which he would do. | ||
| Yeah, he's just too high-level. | ||
| Rory has just one of the most comprehensive games in the 170-pound division in the world. | ||
| He's the best welterweight in the world. | ||
| He very well could be. | ||
| He beat the USC champ. | ||
| He beat Woodley, yeah. | ||
| But then lost to... | ||
| I think... | ||
| You know what, man? | ||
| Rafael Dos Anjos fighting Robbie Lawler. | ||
| Goddamn, that's a good fight. | ||
| It's a good fight. | ||
| We're going to learn a lot about Dos Anjos at 170. Dos Anjos at 170 looks like a fucking murderer. | ||
| Looks scary. | ||
| He looks like the same guy at 155. I think when he was making that mad run at 155, you know, when he got to the end and he lost to Alvarez, he was just cutting too much weight. | ||
| He couldn't do it anymore. | ||
| Too much weight. | ||
| But now you see him at 175, he looks more comfortable, he's got more power, and he's beating the fuck out of people at 170. I mean, he ate Neil Magny the fuck up. | ||
| He ate him up, ran through him. | ||
| It was like a world champion fighting a journeyman. | ||
| That's what it was like. | ||
| I'm in a journey, man. | ||
| Listen, I love you, Neil, but it looked like fucking amateur hour. | ||
| Yeah, he smashed him. | ||
| Well, Neil's always going to have problems with the real elite guys on the ground. | ||
| Elite grapplers? | ||
| That's his downfall. | ||
| That's his Achilles heel. | ||
| Everyone else, he can fucks with. | ||
| You know, he beat Kelvin Gaslam. | ||
| He's beat top-level guys. | ||
| But if they're really, really good on the ground... | ||
| But let's be honest about why he beat Kelvin. | ||
| Kelvin was overweight, and he came in, and he tried to cut too much weight, and he was just diminished. | ||
| I think Kelvin in shape is just way too much for him. | ||
| That's my opinion. | ||
| I just think Kelvin is one of the best in the world. | ||
| I'm not saying he's not, but matchup-wise, even at 70s can be a tough fight for Kelvin. | ||
| Kelvin can do things to him that he can't do to Kelvin. | ||
| Kelvin knocks people dead. | ||
| And he doesn't. | ||
| Neil has got incredible cardio, long reach, but he just kind of picks guys apart. | ||
| Long range. | ||
| Bring in the deeper rounds. | ||
| Most impressed with him was when he fought Hector. | ||
| Hector Lombard. | ||
| Oh, Lombard, yes. | ||
| Because Lombard had him dead. | ||
| He had him on Queer Street. | ||
| I mean, you can say what you want about Neil, but he beat Hector Lombard, Johnny Hendricks, and Kelvin Gaston. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Yep. | ||
| World-class. | ||
| I mean, he's definitely a world-class fighter, but that's how good Dos Anjos is. | ||
| Dos Anjos kicked him one time to the legs. | ||
| His legs went... | ||
| Well, when he took him down, it was fucking... | ||
| Took him down with a leg kick. | ||
| Ate his ass up. | ||
| Yeah, he leg kicked him to the ground. | ||
| I mean, have you seen the size of Dos Anjos' legs at 172? | ||
| He's a monster. | ||
| He's so much bigger. | ||
| It's just so much healthier for him. | ||
| I just... | ||
| Dana said something recently that he doesn't think that more weight classes are the solution to weight cutting. | ||
| I disagree. | ||
| Well, what's the solution? | ||
| Whatever we're doing is not working because no one misses more weight than at 55 and 70. Well, how about Kevin Lee? | ||
| I mean, if they've got everything locked down, how does Kevin Lee barely make it to 155 and looks like he's on death door and he's 19 pounds over two days out? | ||
| Well, who has it locked down, you're saying? | ||
| I'm saying they don't have it locked down. | ||
| It's the biggest issue, well, besides some other things, but it's one of the biggest issues in our sport. | ||
| And now Kevin has said he can't do it anymore. | ||
| He's going to move up. | ||
| He said this weight cut damn near killed him. | ||
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He said that? | |
| Yeah, he's going to move up. | ||
| The staff ain't helping nobody either. | ||
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Who said that? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Kevin Lee. | ||
| He's going to 170? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You just gotta do same day weighing. | ||
| Nobody will take a chance. | ||
| No one would kill themselves if it's same day weighing. | ||
| They wouldn't take a chance. | ||
| That's why IBJJF does that. | ||
| EBI does that. | ||
| Same day, you're gonna take a chance. | ||
| You can't take a chance. | ||
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You just gotta compete at what you're really at. | |
| If you got a day to recover, they go, damn, I got a day to recover. | ||
| I can kill myself. | ||
| I'll have 24 hours to recover. | ||
| But when you don't have, like, IBJJF, they make you weigh in, and then you fight right a minute later. | ||
| But, you know, I love Kevin, he knows, but... | ||
| You know, Tony cut a bunch of weight. | ||
| He figured it out. | ||
| Yeah, but Tony was like three pounds over like a couple days out. | ||
| Yeah, but like two weeks before. | ||
| Yeah, Tony goes down. | ||
| He has it down. | ||
| He's a soldier, dude. | ||
| I mean, you don't fuck around. | ||
| But also, if you're Dana, you need more weight classes because it's fucking your business up. | ||
| Because Khabib, I mean, we can't put any money on him. | ||
| Connor's never going to fight him. | ||
| He's not fighting Tony next. | ||
| Tony don't want to fight him. | ||
| Dude, you can't even make weight. | ||
| He's going to fight Barboza. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| Who's going to fight Barboza? | ||
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Khabib. | |
| Is it? | ||
| Khabib. | ||
| That's a great fight. | ||
| Apparently, according to Cormier, he's got a new nutritionist, and the nutritionist has got him on point. | ||
| It's a discipline issue. | ||
| He's got to keep the tiramisu away. | ||
| Yeah, tiramisu, I don't give a fuck if, you know... | ||
| It's definitely a discipline issue, but it's also a psychological issue. | ||
| You think Tony's going to fight Conor? | ||
| You think that's going down? | ||
| He has to. | ||
| I think Conor made that post. | ||
| Conor made that post to Tony. | ||
| Recently? | ||
| Yeah, he made an Instagram post. | ||
| Talking about the GTA post? | ||
| Yeah, Grand Theft Auto with him holding a gun, driving a boat. | ||
| Because Tony did it first. | ||
| Because Tony did it first, right? | ||
| Well, Tony was talking shit about him. | ||
| He called him McNugget and all this different shit. | ||
| He's a piece of shit. | ||
| But didn't Tony originally post the GTA meme, and then Connor responded with his, or vice versa? | ||
| I think it's vice versa. | ||
| I think Connor went at Tony. | ||
| Look, Connor's smart. | ||
| He realizes that Tony's an unusual, eccentric character. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He wrote Tony. | ||
| Connor is an unusual... | ||
| Look, he's got a bag of cash in the back. | ||
| Connor's an unusual eccentric character. | ||
| Tony's an unusual eccentric character, too. | ||
| And Tony, look, Tony has the longest win streak in the UFC's 155-pound division. | ||
| He is the interim champion, and he's the logical fighter. | ||
| He's won 10 in a row, for God's sakes, in the toughest division in the world. | ||
| Yeah, he's a bad motherfucker, no doubt. | ||
| And a legitimate champion. | ||
| Here's the problem with that. | ||
| And I... I 100% think Conor has to fight Tony next. | ||
| If you want to be taken serious in your legacy, you have to fight Tony. | ||
| But if you're Conor's business decision-makers, you're going, look at Tony's draw for pay-per-view, though. | ||
| It's going to be tough for us to sell this thing. | ||
| Well, yes, but not with Conor. | ||
| Conor sells like fucking crazy, and Conor versus Tony sells because Tony's a legit threat. | ||
| Conor versus my mom sells. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But Conor versus a legit threat sells. | ||
| Like Conor fighting someone sells. | ||
| But Conor versus a legit threat is where it gets interesting. | ||
| Tony is the big fight. | ||
| That's the big fight. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| Are you kidding? | ||
| He's arrived. | ||
| He's a character. | ||
| Eddie, I'm with you. | ||
| But the pay-per-view numbers were fucking awful. | ||
| They were terrible. | ||
| Well, well, you know. | ||
| Don't get me wrong. | ||
| It takes two to tango. | ||
| It does. | ||
| Not for Connor. | ||
| Kevin Lee isn't the biggest name on the planet. | ||
| Everybody respects him in the game because they know he's a beast. | ||
| He's coming up, fucking people up, choking people up, left and right. | ||
| They know he's a beast, but the world really didn't know him yet. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| The world doesn't know either of them. | ||
| They know Tony now, the world knows Tony. | ||
| There was a lot of controversy on Kevin's win over Chiesa. | ||
| The world knows Tony, for sure. | ||
| The whole world doesn't know Tony, but the MMA world knows Tony, for sure. | ||
| But the regular people are the people that you need to get a hold of in order to really buy pay-per-views. | ||
| Because the world knows Nate, and that's where the businessmen, the WMEs go, well, let's do Nate, which, if you look at any poll, I did a poll, Eric Hawante did a poll, MMA Junkie, everyone goes, no, Tony Ferguson's the fucking fight. | ||
| You're talking hundreds of thousands of votes. | ||
| People go, Tony Ferguson's the next fight. | ||
| But WME's going, yeah, but the money's over here. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| But the Nate fight's not going anywhere. | ||
| And how long are you going to let Conor play this kind of weird make-up-a-fight game, you know? | ||
| Well, here's the thing with Nate. | ||
| Nate made four million bucks over two fights, and he don't give a fuck. | ||
| He's like, pay me. | ||
| You gotta pay me. | ||
| But the UFC's going to pay you for what? | ||
| You've lost four out of your last seven. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Yeah, but he beat Conor. | ||
| And in the second fight, he arguably had a draw with Conor. | ||
| But he lost. | ||
| He lost a decision based on a couple of people's opinion. | ||
| That's all that matters, Joe. | ||
| But it doesn't matter. | ||
| It doesn't. | ||
| Public opinion means a lot. | ||
| If you went online and you asked people who you think won that fight, I bet you would get very close to 50-50 Nate versus Conor. | ||
| It doesn't matter. | ||
| It does matter in terms of how you sell the fight. | ||
| It doesn't because to sell the fight, if Nate would have won if those three people and had Nate winning, you don't have a third fight. | ||
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You could absolutely have a third fight after he beats Eddie Alvarez. | |
| No, not twice in a row. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| After he beat Eddie Alvarez, you absolutely could have a third fight. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| Not if Nate beat him twice. | ||
| Not true. | ||
| Not true. | ||
| Especially if he beat him by the same decision. | ||
| If he had the exact same fight and Nate won that decision, which was entirely feasible, right? | ||
| The second fight was so close, you could easily have given it to Nate. | ||
| If Nate wins that second fight... | ||
| He's beat him twice in a row. | ||
| You can do it a third time. | ||
| You don't think that after Conor knocks out Eddie Alvarez the way he did, if Conor fought Alvarez, knocked him out, you don't think you could sell a third fight because it was so goddamn razor close? | ||
| God, 0-2, I guess. | ||
| You're looking at the numbers. | ||
| You see, the problem with decisions is these decisions are solidified by three people that oftentimes don't even have a fucking background in MMA and get decisions wrong all the time. | ||
| That doesn't mean a lot to me. | ||
| What means a lot to me is how close the fight was. | ||
| That's what means a lot to me. | ||
| If a guy goes 0-2, it's going to be tough to tell me on Trilogy. | ||
| What do we got, Jamie? | ||
| The scorecards from that fight. | ||
| Yeah, 47-47, 48-47, 48-47. | ||
| That's as fucking close as it gets. | ||
| It's a majority decision. | ||
| One guy scored a draw. | ||
| Glenn Trowbridge. | ||
| I do not remember what I thought. | ||
| Whether I thought it went to Conor or went to... | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I don't think I watched it again. | ||
| I'm pretty sure I only watched that fight when I was... | ||
| It was a close fucking fight. | ||
| Very close. | ||
| Super razor close. | ||
| We've seen decisions... | ||
| Like in fights that weren't as close, go to the other guy. | ||
| But no one got robbed in that fight. | ||
| I wouldn't say Nate got robbed. | ||
| I would say that it's a controversial decision because anytime you have a majority decision, there's some controversy to it. | ||
| But my point is, you could easily sell that fight even if Nate had won. | ||
| I think there's other fights to sell, bigger fights. | ||
| What is a bigger fight? | ||
| If Nate fought Connor, you think there's a bigger fight? | ||
| Than that? | ||
| Hold on, Joe. | ||
| What are you saying? | ||
| I'm trying to follow you. | ||
| So you're saying if Nate beat him twice, the third fight's going to be a big fight right now? | ||
| This beat him stuff, it's the same exact fight. | ||
| The same exact fight takes place. | ||
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The same exact fight. | |
| The same exact fight. | ||
| Those three random fucking people, they decide, you know what, this 47-47, I'm going to go 48-47 Diaz. | ||
| And then the 48-47 goes, you know what, I think it's the opposite. | ||
| I think it's 48-47. | ||
| It's a make-believe world. | ||
| It's not a make-believe world, because it's entirely feasible that that could have happened. | ||
| But that never happened, and Tony has a belt. | ||
| Jesus Christ, are you listening to me? | ||
| It's entirely possible that that could have happened in the exact same fight. | ||
| It's still the same fight. | ||
| The fight was very close. | ||
| Those guys were rivals, man, and Nate choked him the fuck out in the first fight. | ||
| That's always going to be there. | ||
| So even if Conor got real close, Conor's such a superstar that if he lost a close decision in the second fight, you could absolutely make an argument for a third fight, especially with one or two spectacular performances like the Eddie Alvarez fight. | ||
| So if we're going off that, we can do any fight. | ||
| Let's do Jose Aldo. | ||
| He could say, oh, that was a freak accident at 13 seconds. | ||
| Let's run that back. | ||
| That's a huge draw. | ||
| I think you could run that back. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| And then let's run Eddie Alvarez back if he beats Justin Gaethje. | ||
| The thing about Eddie Alvarez was he beat the shit out of Eddie Alvarez and then knocked him out. | ||
| Eddie was never in that fight. | ||
| Let's bring Chad Mendes back because he took it on a six-day notice. | ||
| It's not a bad idea, but Chad's fighting at 145. You know what I'm saying, Joe? | ||
| What are you saying? | ||
| I don't understand what you're saying. | ||
| I'm just saying the Nate fight, it could have gone either way, but it didn't happen. | ||
| So you can make... | ||
| Conor in any fight is going to be big. | ||
| But winning and losing does matter at the end of the day. | ||
| To the general population, it does matter. | ||
| It does matter, but when the fights are the exact same, you could easily see the decision go one way or the other. | ||
| You know there's fights that you've watched where you say, you know what, the guy got the decision, but man, I don't agree with it. | ||
| You just said that with Mousasi and Shomenko. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| Yeah, it happens all the time. | ||
| That's part of the game. | ||
| I look at that fight, if I look at a fight like that, I absolutely want to see that fight again. | ||
| I don't care if one guy got a decision from three people that I don't agree with. | ||
| That's fine. | ||
| I guess... | ||
| We're kind of saying the same thing. | ||
| I'm saying any fight Conor does is going to be big. | ||
| Any fight Conor does is going to be big. | ||
| But I think we both agree that the big money is in the Nate Diaz fight. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| But it's not the smart fight to do. | ||
| The big money would be in the Nate Diaz fight even if Nate beat him in the second fight. | ||
| I really think that. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| I disagree with you there. | ||
| I do because I think Conor's a giant superstar. | ||
| He's not going to be less of a superstar. | ||
| And I think Nate would be a bigger star. | ||
| In fact, I think it would be worth more money if Nate beat him in the second fight. | ||
| Wow, because I think Nate would be a bigger star. | ||
| Tony and Conor is about his biggest fight you can get in a lightweight division in UFC history. | ||
| Because you trained Tony! | ||
| In UFC history! | ||
| In UFC history! | ||
| Tony against Conor, and that's like Duran versus Leonard. | ||
| I don't think it's the biggest fight, but I think it's what the purest is like. | ||
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No, it could be. | |
| It's up there. | ||
| It's what the purest is like. | ||
| It's among the best lightweight division. | ||
| A unification? | ||
| It's because Conor's coming off of the Floyd Mayweather hype. | ||
| Oh dude, people know... | ||
| Let's say if Nate... | ||
| First of all, Eddie, before you rip my head off, I agree. | ||
| Tony and Conor 100% have to fight next. | ||
| He's a star in our world. | ||
| In the big world, he's not. | ||
| He's a star in our world. | ||
| Huge star in our world. | ||
| But let's say Nate... | ||
| Hold on a second. | ||
| You think you can go to the gas station right now and go, hey man... | ||
| Who's Tony Ferguson? | ||
| Depends on the guy who's there. | ||
| If he has a UFC shirt, he'll know. | ||
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If he has a WWE shirt, probably not. | |
| What if he has an Affliction shirt on? | ||
| It all depends. | ||
| If you go to the average person and ask them who Nate Diaz is, way more people are going to know who he is than Tony. | ||
| Now hear me out, Joe. | ||
| What if Nate... | ||
| Floyd Mayweather's still a bigger name than... | ||
| They could do a rematch and have another big fight bigger than Kukui. | ||
| But I'm talking about for the UFC, fuck everyone outside the UFC. UFC has millions and millions of fans. | ||
| Well, Nate's a bigger name. | ||
| All over the world. | ||
| All over the world. | ||
| He has the interim belt. | ||
| He has to fight him. | ||
| You're right in terms of as a purist. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| But Joe, what if Nate took another fight? | ||
| As your average UFC fan, I'm right as your average UFC fan. | ||
| What if Nate fought Barboza or Khabib and beat them? | ||
| Think how big that Nate fight would be with Conor then. | ||
| That's a big if though. | ||
| The problem with that is Nate's lost to a lot of guys. | ||
| We're talking about an if world right now. | ||
| But we're not right now because we're talking about what pieces are in play right now. | ||
| What do we have right in front of us? | ||
| So if you're doing it right now... | ||
| Nate! | ||
| Well, if you're going by what the fans have voted, Tony would be the fight that the purists want. | ||
| But this is the fans that listen to Ariel Helwani or you. | ||
| These are hardcore people. | ||
| In order to make money, you have to get those people, and then you've got to get the people who know it peripherally. | ||
| Well, then Nate Diaz or Pauli Malignaggi is the next fight. | ||
| No, they don't even know who Pauli Malignaggi is. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| They don't. | ||
| Unless Conor fights him in boxing. | ||
| That's what I'm saying, boxing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But taking all that out of context, Nate is the bigger fight no matter how we paint this picture. | ||
| The fight you should do is Tony though. | ||
| Do you think that Paulie Malignaggi vs. | ||
| Conor is a bigger fight in boxing than Nate vs. | ||
| Conor is in MMA? I think whatever Conor does is big. | ||
| It doesn't matter. | ||
| I think Nate vs. | ||
| Conor is bigger in MMA than Pauly vs. | ||
| Conor is in boxing. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| Yeah, because Pauly's not like a Floyd Mayweather where he's going to get all those boxing fans. | ||
| Pauly was good and he's a big name. | ||
| He's on Showtime. | ||
| But he's not Floyd Mayweather big. | ||
| Yeah, it's just a different thing. | ||
| You have the whole Nate... | ||
| Freaking fan base. | ||
| You got the Conor fan base. | ||
| Then you have WME behind that with the hype machine. | ||
| Yeah, and they've severely lightened the sanctions on weed. | ||
| Yeah, but if you're WME, you're going, what are we going to make the most? | ||
| I'm sorry, not if you're WME. If you're Conor's business planners, you're going, how do we make the most money? | ||
| It's a McGregor promotion in boxing. | ||
| We're going to make more money doing that, fighting Pauly, and it's safer than fighting Nate or fighting That's true. | ||
| But if Conor loses two in a row in boxing, that severely diminishes his star in MMA. Comes back to MMA. And by the way, they'll strip him of his belt. | ||
| If he fights another... | ||
| You gotta strip him. | ||
| They ain't doing shit to him. | ||
| UFC, who's gonna do it? | ||
| He does whatever he wants. | ||
| He might fight at heavyweight if he wanted to. | ||
| They're not gonna do shit to him. | ||
| He's too much of a drawl. | ||
| But Tony or Nate is a dangerous fight. | ||
| Either fight is a dangerous fight. | ||
| Tony and Nate are more dangerous than fighting Pauly. | ||
| What is that? | ||
| Nate did his own. | ||
| Nate's his own GTA post. | ||
| What does it say? | ||
| It doesn't say anything. | ||
| There's no comment. | ||
| Monument? | ||
| What is that? | ||
| No, that's just that. | ||
| Just that? | ||
| I mean, regardless. | ||
| Is there a Tony one? | ||
| There's a Tony Ferguson one too? | ||
| Yeah, Tony has his. | ||
| Tony might have been the first one to do it, I think. | ||
| Tony Ferguson. | ||
| I don't see one. | ||
| Oh, there it is. | ||
| Snapdown City. | ||
| No, that's not it, is it? | ||
| There it is right there. | ||
| It's a video or something. | ||
| He's running with bears in Big Bear. | ||
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Look at him. | |
| That's funny. | ||
| I like that he trains up there, man. | ||
| It's really interesting. | ||
| Does he always rent the same place up there or does he rent different places? | ||
| No, different houses. | ||
| So he just goes like Airbnb or something like that for a month and a half? | ||
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Exactly. | |
| How many weeks does he stay up there? | ||
| Six weeks, something like that. | ||
| Guy's got phenomenal cardio. | ||
| He was so calm in that fight, too. | ||
| It's like he knew that Kevin was just going to eventually fade out. | ||
| Did he know about Kevin's staph infection? | ||
| No, but I noticed it right when he got on the octagon. | ||
| As soon as he got on the octagon, I'm like, dude has staff on his chest. | ||
| The way Tony responded to it, they said, did you know he had staff? | ||
| He goes, yeah, I was trying to punch it. | ||
| I was using it as a target. | ||
| I noticed it. | ||
| I was calling it on the... | ||
| I can't believe you said something. | ||
| What did you think about the fight? | ||
| Why did you think I wouldn't say something? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Because if you didn't know it was staff, I was like, oh, fuck. | ||
| I knew it was staff. | ||
| That looks like staff. | ||
| And I said to DC... We've had staff enough times to know. | ||
| I haven't had staff twice. | ||
| I know what staph looks like. | ||
| I'm like, that ain't good. | ||
| That's a bad one, too. | ||
| When he saw staph, I'm like, he's super screwed. | ||
| Already it was a tough matchup. | ||
| Staph, antibiotics? | ||
| No, he didn't go on antibiotics. | ||
| He said he did, I thought. | ||
| No, he said he didn't. | ||
| He said he didn't take the antibiotics because he didn't want it to wreck his cardio. | ||
| But the staph itself wrecks you. | ||
| I thought Tony looked amazing. | ||
| No, he did look amazing, but here's the thing. | ||
| When I was saying it, and I said to DC, I go, hey man, that looks like staff to me. | ||
| Does that look like staff? | ||
| And DC's like, yeah, that looks like staff. | ||
| Someone was in DC's ear saying, don't say anything. | ||
| Someone was telling them in the production, don't talk about the staff. | ||
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And then you just go, that's staff! | |
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| This is before anybody. | ||
| I noticed it before anybody. | ||
| I noticed it immediately. | ||
| He took his shirt off. | ||
| He rented the Octagon. | ||
| I'm like, that's staff. | ||
| So the truck saw it before. | ||
| The truck was saying to DC, don't say anything. | ||
| And DC's like... | ||
| Yeah, that looks like staff. | ||
| He said it anyway. | ||
| You gotta acknowledge it. | ||
| What are you gonna do? | ||
| Well, he did an interview where he said that they brought it up. | ||
| Like, someone said it to him and he's like, nah, I'm gonna talk about it anyway. | ||
| You have to. | ||
| We're just going to ignore fucking staph? | ||
| That's dangerous! | ||
| But it's also a huge issue. | ||
| Did Tony wash himself with bleach and shit afterwards? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| What did he do? | ||
| He jumped in the shower. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| Did he have defense soap? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Gee, I hope so. | ||
| Defense soap makes these little wipes too now. | ||
| He's fine. | ||
| Look at the size of that fucking staph infection. | ||
| I forgot he had them mounted. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| I forgot about that too. | ||
| End of the first round. | ||
| He escaped though. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Kevin's a talented fucking dude, man. | ||
| Super talented. | ||
| He's young. | ||
| Look at the size of that staph infection though. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Some of the worst staph I've ever seen. | ||
| That's a huge, huge, pus-filled fucking hole. | ||
| How bodied up is that dude, by the way? | ||
| For reals. | ||
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Jacked. | |
| How the fuck did he make 155, too? | ||
| Because he looks all of 190 right there. | ||
| He looked dead on the scale. | ||
| Yeah, he looked very bad. | ||
| He looked like the Crypt Keeper. | ||
| He looked very bad. | ||
| But that's a terrible staph infection. | ||
| I'll tell you what, Tony vs. | ||
| Conor is a fun matchup, man. | ||
| It sure is. | ||
| That's a great fight. | ||
| Tony has survivability. | ||
| He's got crazy endurance. | ||
| He's got to kill him. | ||
| He has crazy. | ||
| In a good way. | ||
| He has crazy where you're going to have to kill him. | ||
| He can get things off from everywhere. | ||
| He can beat you from the ground. | ||
| He can beat you standing. | ||
| He can knock you out. | ||
| He throws these weird off-angle punches. | ||
| He's got a great chin. | ||
| He's super durable. | ||
| Elbows from the guard, that was what changed everything. | ||
| So talented. | ||
| Yeah, that's where Kevin was in trouble. | ||
| Most fighters don't know this. | ||
| They think that in the mount, 12 to 6 is illegal, right? | ||
| These straight down, but the upside down mount is full guard. | ||
| 6 to 12. They're still the 12 to 6, but they're on their back. | ||
| Those are totally legal. | ||
| Most fighters still don't know that, and they don't throw them. | ||
| Which is strange. | ||
| They don't throw them. | ||
| But you know who was the master of that shit? | ||
| Jose Pele Landi. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| He was the first Anderson Silva at Shootbox. | ||
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That was the first one. | |
| Anderson Silva was like his little protege. | ||
| Jose Pele Landi, when he fought Makako back in the late 90s and Valetuda Mecca and all that stuff, remember? | ||
| Bare knuckle. | ||
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Remember that? | |
| In high school gyms, they had a rivalry. | ||
| Makako was a... | ||
| He still fights now. | ||
| Makako was a jiu-jitsu guy, and Pele was the Muay Thai guy. | ||
| But any time Makako would take him down in full guard, Pele would put his feet on his hips and throw those 12 to 6 from the guard and fucking would brutalize Makako. | ||
| That's some power. | ||
| It's like you didn't want to take this... | ||
| If that's all you focused on from the full guard... | ||
| Did you guys train a lot of it? | ||
| It's hard to train those, but in full guard, we'd say, remember, always, always. | ||
| Look at Ben Saunders. | ||
| It's part of the game. | ||
| Rubber guard and elbows, they work hand in hand. | ||
| Remember when Jason Day fought Alan Belcher? | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Jason Day versus Alan Belcher, he threw like 22 elbows for mission control. | ||
| It's part of the system. | ||
| If you can't get him in a position where you want him, just get to Michigan throw and throw elbows. | ||
| But in the situation in Tony's fight, Kevin Lee didn't want to stay on his feet. | ||
| He wanted Tony on the ground. | ||
| So when you have a situation like that where Tony's winning the stand-up, he wants to stand up, but you've got to wrestle on top of you. | ||
| Now you can put your feet... | ||
| You can put your feet on the hips because if Kevin wanted to keep the fight standing, let's say he was beating Tony standing, then Tony putting his feet on the hips would be bad because then Kevin would stand up and now we've got to drag him to the ground again. | ||
| But since Kevin didn't want to stand, now you're free to throw those 12 to 6 from the bottom. | ||
| You put the feet on the hips because Kevin has to put the pressure so it's perfect. | ||
| You just hold yourself up and you can't even fire back. | ||
| When you got your feet on the hips, your knees are blocking the shoulders. | ||
| So dudes can't even fire back. | ||
| And if you set the pace first, he's got to block. | ||
| He doesn't have time to throw because you're coming straight with those elbows. | ||
| You watch that fight. | ||
| Kevin, he was confused with the elbows. | ||
| That threw everything off. | ||
| I'll tell you what's interesting is in the fight with Tony and Connor, I'll say that's next. | ||
| If Tony goes, you know what, I'm going to do my weird movement, but I'm just going to grapple the fuck out of you. | ||
| I don't know how good of a fight you have. | ||
| Because Tony's an amazing wrestler. | ||
| People don't realize how good of a wrestler he is. | ||
| It's not a good fight for Connor, I'll tell you that. | ||
| If Tony doesn't want to be a good fight, if Tony goes, you know what, you think you're the best standing up? | ||
| I think I'm the best. | ||
| Watch this. | ||
| You have a classic on your hands. | ||
| But if Tony goes, I'm just going back to my wrestling days. | ||
| You're fucked. | ||
| It's not great for Conor. | ||
| I think it's still great because if he finishes him, it's great. | ||
| If he gets Conor to ground, beats him up and strangle him. | ||
| I'm saying for Conor. | ||
| For Tony, it's great no matter what. | ||
| I think it's a dangerous fight for Conor. | ||
| I think it's a very dangerous fight. | ||
| I think it's dangerous for both guys. | ||
| Super dangerous for Conor. | ||
| Tony's the most dangerous guy in that division. | ||
| By far. | ||
| He doesn't do anything to... | ||
| About judging, about we're talking about the arbitrary three people. | ||
| I think that's a very flawed system, and I think it's completely unnecessary today. | ||
| I think today, with access to voting and online voting... | ||
| A fan vote? | ||
| Not a fan vote. | ||
| A vote of experts. | ||
| A panel of experts. | ||
| You get a bunch of Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belts that are also MMA journalists, different referees and judges. | ||
| Have a panel of like, you know, I guess... | ||
| Who know what's going on. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Like, how does the Academy Awards work? | ||
| I don't know how it works. | ||
| But I would assume it's a bunch of people that are experts in film who are in the business. | ||
| That's a good idea, Joe. | ||
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Yes. | |
| That's a great idea. | ||
| Well, that's different. | ||
| Oh, dear. | ||
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He's going up to Harvey Weinstein's massages. | |
| Oh, man. | ||
| It's crazy, right? | ||
| That documentary, An Open Secret, watch that shit. | ||
| I keep hearing about that, man. | ||
| An Open Secret, watch... | ||
| Is it about... | ||
| It's about pedophilia in Hollywood, right? | ||
| It's about Hollywood managers who manage kids. | ||
| It's a racket, man. | ||
| Did you hear that that kid from Strange... | ||
| They're just grooming these kids, dude. | ||
| That kid from Strange Things? | ||
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To Sucker Dick. | |
| Stranger Things. | ||
| Stranger Things. | ||
| He just left his manager and they're alleging sexual abuse. | ||
| They just left their agent. | ||
| See if you can find that. | ||
| Owen Benjamin just put it on his Instagram today because Owen has been taking a lot of heat online because he said that a three-year-old kid shouldn't be fucking transgender and people are giving him a hard time saying he's a bigot. | ||
| Like, are you out of your fucking mind? | ||
| What's up with this transgender shit going on? | ||
| Stranger Things actor dropped agent accused of sexual assault. | ||
| Disney star follows suit. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| This is nuts, man. | ||
| Watch an open secret and they go through... | ||
| Dude, they pick... | ||
| They're accusing people. | ||
| It's for free, I think, on Vimeo. | ||
| What's it on? | ||
| Yeah, you can watch it. | ||
| You can watch it for free on Open Secrets on YouTube or something. | ||
| You know what Sturgill Simpson told me? | ||
| He said the same thing exists in music. | ||
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What? | |
| He said in music there's a bunch of pedos and pederasts in music as well. | ||
| The entertainment business all the way through. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| Music. | ||
| This is about music and movies and TV. It's about the whole entertainment business. | ||
| So it's women and kids. | ||
| Mostly kids. | ||
| And sometimes dudes. | ||
| You know, Terry Crews said that he was attacked. | ||
| Well, not attacked. | ||
| Some dude grabbed his dick. | ||
| Some dude grabbed his dick in front of his wife. | ||
| But some famous dude grabbed his dick. | ||
| You know who else said that? | ||
| Who was that fucking big-time football player that was in that weird movie with John Travolta? | ||
| Howie Long. | ||
| Howie Long said the exact same shit was happening to him. | ||
| Someone grabbed Howie Long's dick? | ||
| Guys were coming after Howie Long. | ||
| Guys were propositioning him, trying to tell him that this is what you have to do to make it in the movie business. | ||
| Like, suck dick or fuck girls? | ||
| You know who else it happened to? | ||
| Hulk Hogan. | ||
| Same thing happened with Hulk Hogan. | ||
| No way! | ||
| Hulk Hogan got molested trying to be in movies? | ||
| Hulk Hogan got propositioned by a high-level movie person that told him this is how the game is played. | ||
| And did he do it and make those terrible movies? | ||
| No, that's why he's not in movies. | ||
| Or why he isn't in any good ones. | ||
| Tell you what, you look at guys who are killing it. | ||
| Super skeptical hippos. | ||
| It's coming out now. | ||
| Shit's coming out now. | ||
| Donald Sterling, look at these beautiful black bodies. | ||
| What is that? | ||
| Something that I heard about before he got in trouble that this is why a lot of players didn't want to play for him because he was known to... | ||
| Bring people down in the locker room to look at his players showering and whatnot. | ||
| They're just like super uncomfortable. | ||
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Jesus Christ. | |
| What is wrong with it? | ||
| Why is everyone so fucking creepy? | ||
| Why can't people be cool? | ||
| Be cool, man. | ||
| But hey, man, my idea about... | ||
| We go back to the... | ||
| Watch your kids. | ||
| Watch your motherfucking kids. | ||
| Don't let your kids be around weird fucking agents and taking conditions. | ||
| No, don't let your kids get into acting. | ||
| Do not let your kids get into that shit. | ||
| Has it ever worked out? | ||
| Well, you know, the other thing is, like, look at what happened with that Sandusky guy. | ||
| That guy was taking care of kids. | ||
| Like, his whole thing was like, hey, I do charitable work with children. | ||
| You know, I do charitable work, and I take care of these kids. | ||
| Call it the summer camp. | ||
| Yeah, I'm just all about helping kids. | ||
| It's all about helping kids. | ||
| They're our future. | ||
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How about that? | |
| How about Calum went to summer camp? | ||
| Guy's dick sucked by a counselor. | ||
| I think he got jacked off. | ||
| His friend guy's dick sucked. | ||
| Damn. | ||
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Damn. | |
| How about that guy? | ||
| It's funny because it's Callan. | ||
| I'm not advocating any of this. | ||
| What's that famous guy who's a famous dude in the UK who died and then they found out? | ||
| What's that guy's name? | ||
| Jimmy Saville. | ||
| That guy. | ||
| What'd he do? | ||
| That guy was a kid fucker. | ||
| He was super famous. | ||
| Yeah, super famous. | ||
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For what? | |
| What did he do? | ||
| He had a big talk show in England. | ||
| He was like Benny Hill. | ||
| Yeah, that's the guy. | ||
| No shit he fucks kids. | ||
| Look at the picture above him. | ||
| Look at that picture with the red glasses above with the crazy hair. | ||
| One more. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| If you left your kid alone with that fucking guy, you should be slapped. | ||
| Imagine that guy putting his dick in your mouth. | ||
| Is there a documentary on him? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What's that called? | ||
| They kept this a secret for a long time because this guy was like a big star over there. | ||
| Look at his motherfucking teeth. | ||
| Who kept it a secret? | ||
| Like, the media? | ||
| The people that worked with him. | ||
| Like, everyone knew that he was a creep. | ||
| Louis Theroux. | ||
| Go back to that? | ||
| What about law enforcement in the UK? You know what I mean? | ||
| Louis Theroux's new Jimmy Seville documentary is a horrible misstep. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Louis Theroux is awesome. | ||
| I doubt that he fucked anything up. | ||
| That guy makes some of the best fucking documentaries going. | ||
| Yeah, he's a monster. | ||
| It's probably some... | ||
| Yeah, someone who's a hater. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Man, that is so heavy. | ||
| There's a lot of fucking haters out there. | ||
| Dude, think about that. | ||
| Think about... | ||
| Donald Cerrone. | ||
| All this shit that's going on. | ||
| Donald Cerrone. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| There is a lot of Jimmy Savile gropes teenager in newly released Louis Theroux footage. | ||
| Ugh. | ||
| Powerful, shitty people. | ||
| Have you seen the stuff that Joe Biden? | ||
| You know, Joe Biden, the former vice president? | ||
| Dude, there's videos on him, like, at the White House and taking pictures with kids, dude. | ||
| Yeah, looking weird. | ||
| Have you seen that, dude? | ||
| Really, I haven't seen him. | ||
| Have you seen that shit? | ||
| He's, like, he's groping him and shit? | ||
| I just think he's super awkward with kids. | ||
| Those guys, when you're untouchable... | ||
| When there's no way you're going to get busted for anything, murder, child molestation, dude, you don't give a fuck. | ||
| You just do it out of the open. | ||
| I don't give a fuck who you are. | ||
| You grab my kid anywhere that's not appropriate. | ||
| There's a lot of... | ||
| He's like, dude, that guy's a sick bastard. | ||
| It looks like we said earmuffs there and just told her a secret. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, the problem is you're taking a screenshot. | ||
| I've seen the videos. | ||
| I've heard the audio. | ||
| You could hear what he says to these kids. | ||
| What does he say? | ||
| Creepy ass shit. | ||
| Like what? | ||
| He's taking pictures of all these kids and he's just whispering in their ear. | ||
| Oh, you're beautiful. | ||
| Biography of a big government creep. | ||
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Ew. | |
| There's video of this. | ||
| These are stills, but there's actually video of this shit. | ||
| And this is, by the way, what you're seeing in public, right? | ||
| Yeah, he don't care. | ||
| They don't give a shit. | ||
| Well, that's not that he doesn't care. | ||
| It's just that's a small version of probably what he's like behind closed doors. | ||
| If you're a big Hollywood actor, maybe you're not, and you didn't get sexually harassed, are you pissed off? | ||
| You're pissed off right now. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| You're like, what the fuck, man? | ||
| If you're an actress and you worked with Harvey Weinstein and you never tried to get to suck his dick, you're like, what is wrong with me? | ||
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What the fuck is wrong with my face? | |
| They're really going after him. | ||
| That seems weird. | ||
| It doesn't seem weird, dude. | ||
| Hell yeah, they're going after him. | ||
| That guy's entire business. | ||
| Here's the thing. | ||
| He's one of many. | ||
| There's got to be a bunch of people that ran their business that way. | ||
| But Weinstein, they say in Hollywood, my agent's like, oh no, yeah, it's about time he got caught. | ||
| I'm like, what the fuck? | ||
| Everyone knew this? | ||
| Everyone knew. | ||
| Did you see his contract? | ||
| It was in his contract. | ||
| The way he had his contract set up was like they had a certain amount of money that he would have to pay if he had a sexual harassment claim against him. | ||
| It was a thing for him. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| He had so many claims. | ||
| First offense was $100,000. | ||
| Second offense was $250,000. | ||
| Third offense was $750,000. | ||
| Fourth offense was $1 million. | ||
| Get it written into his fucking contract. | ||
| What contract? | ||
| His contract with the Weinstein Company. | ||
| He owned Miramax, right? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Explain that contract. | ||
| He'd have to pay $100,000? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| They're protecting themselves from sexual harassment. | ||
| When they sign him, they go, okay, the first time you fuck with one of these girls, it's going to be $100,000. | ||
| The second time, it's $200,000. | ||
| Holy shit! | ||
| That's how big of a problem it was. | ||
| It was so known of what he would do. | ||
| And look, even Quentin Tarantino said that he did it to his ex-girlfriend. | ||
| Quentin Tarantino said he knew about it. | ||
| Yeah, he did it to Mira Sorvina. | ||
| Dude, and could Harvey Weinstein get any fucking uglier? | ||
| He is a hideous man. | ||
| He's got a young ass wife. | ||
| He's so gross. | ||
| He looks like a troll. | ||
| No, what he looks like is a sexual predator in a Harvey Weinstein movie. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| Like if it was a shitty Lifetime movie, like, come on, let's do a little better than that. | ||
| That looks unrealistic. | ||
| He's hideous. | ||
| I think, you know what, I think the big... | ||
| He's so bad looking. | ||
| Listen, listen. | ||
| The girls that he's harassing, most of them bitches are fucking trash anyways. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Jesus Christ, Eddie. | ||
| I think they're distracting. | ||
| What about the kids? | ||
| Fuck them bitches. | ||
| What about the kids that's going on? | ||
| Let's focus on that. | ||
| Well, I don't think those girls are trash. | ||
| I think they're just actors. | ||
| But here's the question. | ||
| Here's the problem. | ||
| This is what Whitney told me. | ||
| Whitney said- She knows her shit. | ||
| She knows her shit. | ||
| What she said is, there's a lot of girls that aren't saying a word because they did fuck them. | ||
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Of course. | |
| And they fucked them for parts. | ||
| They fucked them for editing. | ||
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Of course. | |
| They fucked them for a lot of things. | ||
| Well, Paltrow, that's the rumor. | ||
| But this is like a standard thing that Weinstein would do, and women agreed to it because he was a powerful motherfucker that could get them the world. | ||
| Oh, hold up. | ||
| Make them superstars. | ||
| However many, whatever 50 girls are coming out with claims against him, he's probably fucked 5,000 who aren't coming out. | ||
| I think that's probably a real number. | ||
| And ridiculously hot girls we all know about. | ||
| Now, would I suck his dick to be the next Batman? | ||
| Yeah, probably, man. | ||
| Donald Cerrone, Darren Till. | ||
| They need to focus on the kids. | ||
| There we go. | ||
| Well, that's certainly an issue, but that wasn't the thing with Harvey. | ||
| It's a way bigger issue than these chicks trying to fuck for parts. | ||
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You know what I mean? | |
| Fuck them. | ||
| Well, don't you remember Bryan Singer? | ||
| Remember that guy who's the X-Men guy? | ||
| That guy got busted because some 17-year-old boy was saying that he got used by him at a party, and they would pass him around to all their friends, and they had all these boys. | ||
| What guy? | ||
| Bryan Singer. | ||
| From X-Files? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| X-Men. | ||
| Oh, my bad. | ||
| X-Files. | ||
| I thought you were talking about the guy with X-Files. | ||
| No, X-Men. | ||
| Brian, the director. | ||
| The famous director. | ||
| Yeah, that's the guy. | ||
| He's in the movie, An Open Secret. | ||
| I'm sure. | ||
| It's about him. | ||
| Hold up. | ||
| He was just some dude. | ||
| The director of X-Men. | ||
| Here he goes. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| The sad turn behind L.A. party scene that took down Bryan Singer. | ||
| He would have all these young boys with him. | ||
| And there's a picture of them at a pool. | ||
| It is fucking hilarious. | ||
| Hilarious. | ||
| Scroll back up. | ||
| Look at this picture. | ||
| Look at him and all these young boys. | ||
| That's him on the right? | ||
| That's him above with the glasses. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Or no, the one with the arm wrapped around. | ||
| He looks like Yellow Bastard from Sin City. | ||
| Next to the guy with the glasses. | ||
| It's him with his arm wrapped around him. | ||
| Oh, gotcha. | ||
| Wrapped around that boy, like, put his hand on the kid's chest. | ||
| That kid looks like he's all of 16, right? | ||
| So, there's a picture of him at a party that he threw at his place that is hilarious. | ||
| Where's that picture? | ||
| Because the party has all these young twinks in a pool, and the pool's lights are red, like they buttfuck so much that they just bled out and the whole pool became red. | ||
| Oh my god, Joe. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Look at it, right there. | ||
| Tell me that doesn't look like that. | ||
| What the fuck, man? | ||
| That's a party at Brian's house. | ||
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Are they all... | |
| Jesus Christ! | ||
| Are they all underage? | ||
| No, probably not. | ||
| Nothing's wrong with if they're not underage. | ||
| I don't know how many of them were, but some of them apparently were underage. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| It just seems like... | ||
| It's a cockfest. | ||
| If you're a young boy and you're trying to be an actor in Hollywood or a singer, how are you going to avoid that shit? | ||
| Look at these fucking parties. | ||
| All these guys and hands on each other. | ||
| The thing about gay guys is a lot of gay guys... | ||
| Like guys that look younger. | ||
| They like cute guys. | ||
| Twinks. | ||
| Twinks. | ||
| They call them twinks. | ||
| You don't have a lot of hair. | ||
| Which is really funny because Andy, what the fuck's his name, the guy that runs Bravo. | ||
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What's that guy's name? | |
| Oh, Andy Cullen. | ||
| Yeah, that guy. | ||
| He got in trouble for saying twink. | ||
| And he's gay. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, he's gay as shit. | ||
| He's awesome. | ||
| People are just getting mad at everything. | ||
| What's Twink? | ||
| Twink is like a thin, hairless, well-groomed, young, skinny and shaped kid. | ||
| They call him Twinks. | ||
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Guy. | |
| Sorry. | ||
| Darren Till walking into the octagon. | ||
| Let's actually watch this fight. | ||
| I get creeped out. | ||
| We all have kids. | ||
| I feel sick after all that talk. | ||
| It makes me sick. | ||
| Jesus Christ, man. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, Corey Feldman apparently has been talking a lot about it, too. | ||
| Yeah, everyone thought he was crazy. | ||
| Well, he is crazy, but the question is, why is he crazy? | ||
| Like, is he crazy because he was molested? | ||
| I mean, he doesn't say, he doesn't name names, but maybe he will. | ||
| If someone said 80% of kids in Hollywood or in the entertainment business have had some kind of run-in with someone trying to molest them, would you believe it? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| 80%? | ||
| I would say, I don't know, I don't want to give out crazy numbers. | ||
| I would say a large number. | ||
| I wouldn't be surprised by it. | ||
| Like the Russian Olympic team? | ||
| No, I don't think it's that bad. | ||
| Because I think there's legitimate agents, there's legitimate managers, and I think Disney has a pretty great record of putting on those kids' shows. | ||
| They're probably legit, but those ones don't get any work. | ||
| It just seems like it accelerates, like they just hook each other up and they're just looking for, they're only going to... | ||
| Some of them do. | ||
| There's definitely predators that are organized. | ||
| Definitely. | ||
| No one ever made any advances at you, Joe? | ||
| No. | ||
| Never. | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| Not like, hey, come give me a background. | ||
| I had a comic. | ||
| A gay comic. | ||
| Alex Jones said he got molested in Hollywood. | ||
| Alex Jones did? | ||
| Alex Jones talked about that one. | ||
| He was probably roofing himself. | ||
| Walked into a party. | ||
| Remember, he was in that movie with Keanu Reeves? | ||
| Put a camera on me. | ||
| He was in a movie with Keanu Reeves. | ||
| Yes, yes. | ||
| That one animated called Awake or something? | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| Waking Life. | ||
| Waking Life. | ||
| Yeah, it was a great movie. | ||
| He was in that. | ||
| He was driving. | ||
| This was before anybody knew who Alex was, and I was friends with him even back then. | ||
| But they animated him ranting, driving down the street. | ||
| See, play some of that. | ||
| Play some of that. | ||
| There it is. | ||
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Of enemy propaganda rolling across the picket line. | |
| Lay down, GI! Lay down, GI! We saw it all through the 20th century. | ||
| And now in the 21st century, it's time to stand up and realize that we should not allow ourselves to be crammed into this rat maze. | ||
| We should not submit to dehumanization. | ||
| I don't know about you, but I'm concerned with what's happening in this world. | ||
| I'm concerned with the structure. | ||
| I'm concerned with the systems of control. | ||
| Those that control my life and those that seek to control it even more! | ||
| I want freedom! | ||
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That's what I want and that's what Jason wants! | |
| My favorite all-time Alex Jones clip is when he keeps getting mad and swearing, then he says, I apologize. | ||
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I shouldn't have said that. | |
| And he's like a whole compilation of him freaking out. | ||
| So he did that one movie and he got molested? | ||
| Instantly. | ||
| Even though he was animated, they molested his animated character. | ||
| Hey, that's what he said on his show. | ||
| I don't know if it was during that movie, but... | ||
| Alex is at least 10% crazy, though. | ||
| You agree, right? | ||
| What was that? | ||
| He's at least 10% crazy. | ||
| But on the stuff that he reports on InfoWars, I would say he's about 85% correct. | ||
| That's probably a good number. | ||
| At least 80, right? | ||
| Like 80%, he's talking about some stuff that's probably legit. | ||
| Occasionally he goes off the rails into the woods. | ||
| That hurts him. | ||
| Yeah, but that's okay. | ||
| You can't be 100% right. | ||
| No, but the problem is he's always looking for conspiracies that might not exist, and then people can discredit him because of the misses. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| When we're making all these accusations against criminals, a couple of them are not going to stick, and you might be wrong about a couple of murderers here and there, but they're still murderers. | ||
| So we should focus on the fact that Alex Jones on Infowars, if you think that's a fake news station, then you've been brainwashed. | ||
| Because that's where most of the truth is coming from. | ||
| It's coming from Infowars. | ||
| And the mainstream media is trying to convince you that Infowars is 100% fake news when they're the fake news. | ||
| Bro, my man Cowboy needs Propecia. | ||
| Does it? | ||
| Yeah, a little bit. | ||
| It looks like it's here saying, see ya, cowboy. | ||
| Really? | ||
| You'll see it. | ||
| You'll see it. | ||
| Wait till you see it. | ||
| I love cowboy. | ||
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Wait till you see it. | |
| I think you just got messed up hair. | ||
| Sir, wait till you see it. | ||
| I like the see ya, cowboy part. | ||
| I thought that was funny, Brendan. | ||
| See ya. | ||
| Uh, maybe? | ||
| No one has a receding hairline like that. | ||
| I do. | ||
| My shit's way worse. | ||
| Look at mine. | ||
| No, it is not, Eddie. | ||
| I like the new hairstyle you're rocking. | ||
| I like that. | ||
| You look like a guy from Fury. | ||
| You seen that movie? | ||
| You caught me freshly haircut. | ||
| I do this all the time, but when you see me, it grows out a little bit. | ||
| Once every two months, I cut my hair. | ||
| We got a big day tomorrow, so you can cut your hair. | ||
| Hell yeah, hell yeah. | ||
| You know Denny's doing combat jiu-jitsu tomorrow? | ||
| Oh shit, is he really? | ||
| I put together a special match. | ||
| It's an alternate match for the four-man tournament that Boogeyman's doing. | ||
| Boogeyman is doing combat jiu-jitsu. | ||
| Holy shit, think about that shit. | ||
| And then Denny is fighting another black belt in just an alternate single match, which is going to be like a little super fight. | ||
| So let me tell you what Vinny Shorman says about this guy, Darren Till, because Vinny Shorman's very high on him. | ||
| You know Vinny's a big-time Muay Thai commentator. | ||
| He knows a lot of shit about Muay Thai. | ||
| Till's a monster. | ||
| He said Darren Till was beating men at 15 years of age, went to Romania, won an eight-man tournament, fought two fights with a broken foot at 17, started training under Colin Heron from Kabun, a guy who was a super Thai boxer himself, now successful MMA gym known as Colin for 30 years, a top coach. | ||
| Till's super determined, lived in Brazil too, and he's a real rags-to-riches story. | ||
| He got stabbed. | ||
| He had to go to Brazil because he got stabbed twice. | ||
| This guy right here? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He got stabbed in England? | ||
| He's Brazilian? | ||
| In Liverpool, his coach was like, yo man, if you want to be successful, you need to move to Brazil. | ||
| Move to Brazil, went undefeated there. | ||
| Just because of so much shit in Liverpool. | ||
| He got stabbed in Liverpool because people are so fucking crazy. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah, he's running with a rough cut. | ||
| A lot of stabbing's going on. | ||
| I saw a crazy statistic where the stabbing is through the roof, right? | ||
| And no one's banning knives. | ||
| England has a lot of stabbing. | ||
| I'd rather get stabbed than shot. | ||
| Well, if you ban knives, how are you going to cut your steak? | ||
| Alright, here we go. | ||
| Darren Till, Cowboy Cerrone. | ||
| Scissors, Joe. | ||
| Here we go, here we go. | ||
| Scissors. | ||
| Look how big Till is, first of all. | ||
| Yeah, Till's a legit welterweight, and Donald just swung and missed with a leg kick. | ||
| Donald's a slow starter, man. | ||
| This is a trouble fight for him. | ||
| Oh, Donald went for the takedown. | ||
| Till's takedown defense is good. | ||
| Very good. | ||
| Till defended. | ||
| Such a dangerous fight. | ||
| He could have pulled guard right there. | ||
| Till's a super high-level kickboxer. | ||
| You see good distance control already? | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| He just tagged him. | ||
| He clipped him. | ||
| Not clean. | ||
| Did you hear how Till got this? | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| You've got to come forward at Donald if you're going to beat him. | ||
| You can't let him sit back and get comfortable. | ||
| Well, he's a bigger fighter, too. | ||
| Look up. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Dude. | ||
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Oh, shit. | |
| He just dinged him. | ||
| This is a bad fight for Cowboy. | ||
| He's got to shoot and pull guard here. | ||
| Yeah, this is a bad fight for Cowboy. | ||
| He's got to shoot and pull guard. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| He's getting tagged. | ||
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Cowboy doesn't move his head, man. | |
| Cowboy's firing back. | ||
| Cowboy's not out of it. | ||
| You gotta remember all the times Cowboy's been in trouble in the past. | ||
| He's a slow starter, man. | ||
| Then once he gets going, he's trouble. | ||
| This guy legitimately might be the best striker he's fought. | ||
|
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There it is. | |
| There it is. | ||
| This is his chance right here. | ||
| Jump on his back. | ||
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Ooh, we've got good get-ups. | |
| He fought in Brazil, man. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| He fought in some weird Brazil fights. | ||
| I'm sure he's been taking down a bunch. | ||
| Good defense. | ||
| Back up to his feet. | ||
| I don't know anything about this guy. | ||
| Fuck. | ||
| I didn't either at first, and I talked shit about him. | ||
| He lashed out at me. | ||
| I did my research. | ||
| I went, oh, fuck. | ||
| This kid is a big deal. | ||
| Oh, are you talking about this main event? | ||
| Yeah, I was talking shit about him. | ||
| Good Knee of the Body by Cowboy. | ||
| What's his name again? | ||
| Darren Till. | ||
| Darren Till. | ||
| Fascinating story. | ||
| Powerful Liverpool story. | ||
| Here's the thing. | ||
| Donald has been doing a lot of other shit, too. | ||
| Hasn't he been doing a movie? | ||
| Movie, yeah. | ||
| Oh, we clipped him. | ||
| TV show, right? | ||
| Clipped him low. | ||
| Clipped him an uppercut there. | ||
| And then you got young Till, who's a monster, who's just, this is all he's thinking about. | ||
| It's the biggest opportunity of his life. | ||
| Nice jab by Till. | ||
| Looking very good. | ||
| And good distance control on the feet. | ||
| How relaxed he is for his first main event is crazy. | ||
| And he's fucking, I can't get over how big he is. | ||
| Oh, dude, he's tuning Cowboy up. | ||
| And he just doesn't respect Cowboy's striking. | ||
| His hands are low. | ||
| Look at how low his hands are. | ||
| He doesn't really give a shit. | ||
| Well, you got to think Cowboy's striking is good for MMA, but at the level that, you know, you're talking about like Glory or, you know, Lion Fight, like real high-level Muay Thai guy. | ||
| How far did he go? | ||
| Darren, like I was just saying, won an eight-man tournament in Romania. | ||
| Oh, fuck that up because it's nasty. | ||
| Vinny Shorman, who's a bit... | ||
| I'm trying to watch this and talk at the same time. | ||
| Vinny Shorman. | ||
| Oh, that's a good kick to the body by Cowboy. | ||
| Vinny Shorman's very high on this guy. | ||
| He says he's a very legit Muay Thai fighter. | ||
| The people who are in the know in the business are super high in deer and tail. | ||
| Super, super high. | ||
| You're seeing it here just from his distance control and his footwork and movement. | ||
| Every time Cowboy's trying to kick him, he's just sliding away. | ||
| Look at his beautiful right jab, too. | ||
| And he's a southpaw, too. | ||
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Oh, shit! | |
| He's landing that straight left and he's set up and will land that uppercut. | ||
| He's done that twice to Cowboy. | ||
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Cowboy keeps ducking down. | |
| Cowboy's getting lit up, man. | ||
| He's getting lit up and he's not having much success. | ||
| You know, if you're the UFC, though, and you're looking for fresh stars and new blood, this is what you do, isn't it? | ||
| Yeah, it is what you do. | ||
| And Cowboy's the guy that will fight anybody, anywhere, flies to fucking Poland to fight this kid. | ||
| And said, I didn't watch any footage on him. | ||
| I don't know shit about him. | ||
| I heard he's a good stand-up. | ||
| Good. | ||
| I love to strike. | ||
| Which is why we love Cowboy, but it's a double-edged sword, isn't it? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Well, especially when you're a big name. | ||
| Cowboy's a huge name. | ||
| So for Cowboy to fight this guy, who is arguably one of the best strikers he's ever fought, and he didn't really look into him much. | ||
| But it does nothing for Cowboy. | ||
| So you beat him, they go, yeah, you beat a guy we've never heard of. | ||
| You lose to him. | ||
| Oh, he just got hurt. | ||
| He just got hurt. | ||
| Darren just lit him up. | ||
| This fucking... | ||
| Oh, fuck, bro! | ||
| This kid is fucking gnarly. | ||
| Cowboy's in big trouble. | ||
| Knees till. | ||
| Cowboy's in big trouble. | ||
| Oh shit, this is it. | ||
| That elbow fucked him up. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| Cowboy just got stopped. | ||
| First round. | ||
| Smashed. | ||
| Ran through. | ||
| What a story. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| He just got ran through. | ||
| I love Cowboy, but what a story. | ||
| We got a new contender here at 170. He just ran through Cowboy. | ||
| Just ran through him. | ||
| Walked through him. | ||
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Literally just smashed Donald Cerrone. | |
| Wow. | ||
| Just smashed him. | ||
| This guy has the ability to maybe, you know, contend for the belt. | ||
| Oh, 100%. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| His size? | ||
| Him and Woodley? | ||
| Dude, he's only 24. 24 with that extensive of a striking. | ||
| And he just turned into a fucking star. | ||
| At least in our small group of MMA fans. | ||
| This is on Fight Pass. | ||
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Right. | |
| There might be 40,000 people watching. | ||
| Us talking about it. | ||
| It might not even be 40,000. | ||
| I highly doubt it. | ||
| But this is bigger than that. | ||
| Like, however, watching this. | ||
| You put a YouTube video taking a piss. | ||
| It gets more views than this. | ||
| Oh, we have 40,000 watching on here. | ||
| Yeah, we're beating them. | ||
| Yeah, we're beating them. | ||
| But then when it goes for iTunes. | ||
| It used to be like 2,000. | ||
| Remember those days? | ||
| 1,200. | ||
| 1,500. | ||
| But look at that elbow he landed on him. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Oh, dude. | ||
| He tuned Cowboy up. | ||
| I mean, that is just an absolute beating. | ||
| I hate seeing it for Cowboy. | ||
| And this is the reason why Cowboy's so big, but then it's also like, it fucked you, man, because you're never going to be a world champion fighting like this. | ||
| Well, it's also Cowboy has had a few of these fights recently. | ||
| Masvidal beat the shit out of him. | ||
| You know, the Robbie Lawler fight, his last fight was a rough fight. | ||
| I don't think Cowboy won that fight, but it was a controversial fight. | ||
| Back to the judges. | ||
| Some people think Cowboy won. | ||
| I think Cowboy lost that fight 2-1. | ||
| I think he lost too, because especially Robbie really came on strong in that last round. | ||
| The first round, if you have 10-8, it'd be a draw. | ||
| Cowboy's shaking his head. | ||
| His nose is smashed. | ||
| He's lost three in a row, brother. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That's a rough go when you're cowboy's age. | ||
| Lost three in a row and just got murked by a young kid. | ||
| A 24-year-old kid just lit him on fire. | ||
| 24-year-old stud, though. | ||
| At least it's not just some random fucking guy. | ||
| That's why you don't fight randoms in Poland, though. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And plus, he should be at 55. He's a 55er. | ||
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Yes. | |
| I mean, he's one of those guys that went up to 170, like Dos Anjos, and generally, that doesn't work. | ||
| I don't know if you can say that, though. | ||
| It does work, though. | ||
| I mean, not that often. | ||
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How often? | |
| Because we were just talking about Kevin Lee. | ||
| Cowboys killed himself at 55. But he was dominant at 55, Cowboy. | ||
| Never championed. | ||
| He got close to a bell at 70 than he did at 55. Yeah. | ||
| Did he? | ||
| Well, I mean, he lost the belt at 55. This is what we have to worry about. | ||
| We have to worry about how the Cowboy show ends. | ||
| Because Cowboy getting stopped like that in this fight, you've got to wonder how many more of those are we going to see and what toll is that going to take on Cowboy. | ||
| Because of that style that he has, because of the fact that he's willing to fight anybody, and because of the fact that he spends his money like water. | ||
| That's the game you play, though. | ||
| It's Cowboy. | ||
| That's the persona he has. | ||
| You're Cowboy. | ||
| You fight anyone anywhere. | ||
| And then once that stops, it's a bummer. | ||
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I know that. | |
| What I'm saying is we've got to worry about how this story ends. | ||
| Because when you're 34, you don't get younger. | ||
| You just get older. | ||
| But he's still a name, so how many more fights will they give him? | ||
| Ooh, look at this. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| That fucking right-left combo. | ||
| He just landed on him. | ||
| We should back this up and watch it again. | ||
| Because he tuned him up. | ||
| I'd love to hear what Till's saying. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| I can't get over how fucking big this kid is, man, for that weight class. | ||
| Give me some volume, Jeremy. | ||
| He's giving Cowboy a lot of love. | ||
| He's amazing for that as well. - Dan Hardy speaks English too. | ||
| He knows what he's saying. | ||
| You know, English, English. | ||
| From England. | ||
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Mike Perry. | |
| Mike Perry will jump in that fucking cage. | ||
| He will fuck Mike Perry. | ||
| Who is that guy? | ||
| Mike Perry? | ||
| Platinum Mike Perry. | ||
| He's a tough guy. | ||
| He's a knockout artist. | ||
| He knocked out Jake Ellenberger. | ||
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He's a tough guy. | |
| Oh yes, he fought out Joban. | ||
| Joban outstruck him. | ||
| Till would piece him up, I think. | ||
| He's crazy, man. | ||
| He is crazy, but skill-wise... | ||
| He's nowhere near, too. | ||
| He's not even on the same planet. | ||
| Not even in the same part of the universe. | ||
| All he does is really box, yeah. | ||
| Well, he's an animal. | ||
| I mean, Mike Perry's a fucking animal, no doubt about it. | ||
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Animal. | |
| Is he English? | ||
| He's a strong guy. | ||
| He's got some serious power. | ||
| Perry's from here. | ||
| Perry's from Florida. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Strong guy with serious power, but he's way out class. | ||
| When he fights a really good striker like Joe Banson with footwork, they just avoid the big shot and just pick him apart. | ||
| But if you play that game, he will knock you to fucking Pluto. | ||
| This is a different guy, though. | ||
| This Darren Till, this is a different guy. | ||
| You know what I wish? | ||
| Jamie, where's the remote... | ||
| Run that bitch back. | ||
| Let's watch this again. | ||
| I wish they would, and obviously they can't because you need the fight on Fight Pass, but I wish they would air it tomorrow on Fox Sports so Till gets more recognition. | ||
| Because how many people are going to see this beatdown? | ||
| That's a good question, but the thing is, like, if they aired on Fox Sports, does Fox Sports own it then? | ||
| How does that work? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| You do something. | ||
| Look, he's got a Brazilian flag with his English flag. | ||
| Yeah, because he lived there for a while, training. | ||
| That's wild, man. | ||
| For like eight years, I think. | ||
| A while, man. | ||
| Eight years. | ||
| So he was like a little kid when he went over. | ||
| That is so nuts. | ||
| He's 24 years old, and this motherfucker's already this good. | ||
| Goddamn. | ||
| Which says, doom! | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| That is so crisp. | ||
| What show did he come up on? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's only going back to this. | ||
| Vinny just texted me. | ||
| He says, I told you he is special. | ||
| Well, but a lot of oddsmakers barely had Cowboy as the favorite. | ||
| Cowboy was like a minus 120. So there's a reason for it, you know? | ||
| Yeah, but... | ||
| The people in the know know Till's a fucking monster. | ||
| Crazy shit, man. | ||
| It's interesting he called out Mike Perry after that. | ||
| Maybe he just wants to get another win, but Mike Perry's not ranked very high. | ||
| Is he ranked in Jiu-Jitsu? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's a good question. | ||
| Take down the fence. | ||
| He's down in Brazil. | ||
| Yeah, he was there. | ||
| He also speaks Portuguese. | ||
| I'm sure. | ||
| So have him fight Brazil. | ||
| It'd be interesting. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Yeah, I think the Brazilians would totally back him. | ||
| Look at this shit. | ||
| You could just put up some stuff from your phone. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Let's watch the fight again. | ||
| I'm trying to rewind it. | ||
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It won't let you rewind it? | |
| I don't think you can. | ||
| Yeah, you can, but you have to use the remote and click on it and then scroll backwards. | ||
| Just doing that. | ||
| Is it because it's streaming? | ||
| Yeah, I think so. | ||
| It's still going on. | ||
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Yeah, it's still going on. | |
| Cowboy's nose looks fucked. | ||
| It looks fucked. | ||
| Broken nose. | ||
| I feel for the dude. | ||
| Yeah, me too. | ||
| Is it my phone? | ||
| Yeah, it is my phone. | ||
| I love Cowboy. | ||
| Yeah, I love him too. | ||
| When you take a fight like that, you know? | ||
| But it's what we're saying. | ||
| It's like, how does that story end? | ||
| How does anyone's story end though, Joe? | ||
| Yeah, but how does this story end is very different than how does the George St. Pierre story end. | ||
| George St. Pierre retires. | ||
| Now he's coming back. | ||
| He's fighting Bisping. | ||
| The cowboy story is different because cowboy... | ||
| Was never the champion, and he loves this rough-and-tumble life. | ||
| He loves the fact that he can just get on a flight and fight in Poland and go and kick this young kid's ass, but when it doesn't work out like this, he just made a star. | ||
| Like, he let a dude become a star off him. | ||
| Like, for guys like us and people that visit the websites, look at that fucking straight one-two, man. | ||
| And that elbow in the clinch. | ||
| He's setting them up with a lot of shit, too. | ||
| Like, throwing the straight left, but then turning it into an uppercut. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Boom! | |
| Goddamn. | ||
| He dropped it on him, too. | ||
| I wish we had another angle of that. | ||
| It's weird because his fights before this, you would see his stand-up is good, but he was winning by decisions. | ||
| He won a split decision. | ||
| He had a draw. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What? | ||
| Maybe... | ||
| He wasn't knocking people's socks off early on. | ||
| Maybe... | ||
| Cowboy had a terrible training camp, or maybe the jet lag just fucked him. | ||
| No, I think this dude's just realizing he's just that good. | ||
| I think he's getting comfortable, yeah. | ||
| He's that good. | ||
| He's 24, and he's also realizing. | ||
| Look, just watching his movement in this, I'm not saying Cowboy had a bad training camp. | ||
| I'm saying this kid's a motherfucker. | ||
| The way he landed that uppercut, the way he landed that one-two, that jab left, like... | ||
| Mike Perry asking for this fight is like, I guess he's there. | ||
| No, Tilt called him out. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Which is weird. | ||
| He said he wants to fight him. | ||
| No, because he's a name. | ||
| Mike Perry's a name. | ||
| God, from Cowboy to Perry, though. | ||
| Good fight. | ||
| Fun fight. | ||
| He's going to fight a brawler. | ||
| Let's him show his skills. | ||
| I mean, I would think that's a good fight for him. | ||
| Look, this dude's just standing in front of him. | ||
| Great matchup for him. | ||
| Yeah, it's a great matchup for him. | ||
| Perry has a fight already, though. | ||
| Who's he got to fight? | ||
| I forget, but I'm pretty sure he has a matchup already. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| Very interesting. | ||
| Just a difference in the level of technique, you know? | ||
| And what Till can do. | ||
| He can do everything. | ||
| You know, he's not just a guy who just wades in and throws haymakers. | ||
| I mean, he's like very, very technically proficient. | ||
| His size is going to be an issue for people. | ||
| But hey, look, he could get fucking knocked out. | ||
| Mike Perry could knock out anybody. | ||
| You fuck up and you zig when you shoot a zag. | ||
| Oh, there you go. | ||
| That's a great fight. | ||
| That's a fucking tough fight for him, too. | ||
| That's a great fight. | ||
| Santiago Ponzinobio is a beast. | ||
| Santiago just beat Gunnar Nelson. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| It was with a finger poke, but still. | ||
| Yeah, that was a fucked up finger poke. | ||
| It was more than one finger poke. | ||
| Well, he beat him by finger poke. | ||
| He didn't knock him out, he beat him by finger poke. | ||
| Well, he stopped him. | ||
| Yeah, the finger pokes were so fucked up. | ||
| Yeah, so fucked up. | ||
| And when you see the replay of the finger pokes, you're like, wait a minute. | ||
| It almost looks like he threw it as a part of his combination. | ||
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Like four times. | |
| I didn't see that fight. | ||
| Did Gunner ever get him to the ground? | ||
| No. | ||
| Gunner got fucked up early on. | ||
| From the eye pokes. | ||
| If you don't watch it, like in slow-mo, if you just watch it, oh my god, Gunner looks like shit. | ||
| He's getting rocked. | ||
| What's going on here? | ||
| You go back and watch it in slow-mo, and it's just eye poke. | ||
| Poke. | ||
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Poke. | |
| Against the cage. | ||
| Poke. | ||
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Motherfucker threw an uppercut like that. | |
| Fucking poked both eyes. | ||
| Here's the stoppage again. | ||
| Ding, ding, ding. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| The elbow already did it. | ||
| Yeah, everything did it. | ||
| I mean, he just beat the shit out of him, man. | ||
| And Cowboy just crumpled. | ||
| When was the last time you saw Cowboy do this? | ||
| This is like Dos Anjos. | ||
| Pettis days, maybe? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Dos Anjos. | ||
| Well, Pettis was just a kick to the body. | ||
| Yeah, but he crumbled, you know what I'm saying? | ||
| Like it wasn't even a competition. | ||
| Rough, man. | ||
| Rough. | ||
| Heartbreaking. | ||
| Yeah, fucking real heartbreaker, man. | ||
| But, for that kid, you know, that's a goddamn dream. | ||
| Tells a great story. | ||
| Good kid, too. | ||
| And obviously, you've got to build stars. | ||
| That's how you do it. | ||
| Not on Fight Pass, but yes. | ||
| That's what happens. | ||
| Right, not on Fight Pass. | ||
| No, that's not the way to do it. | ||
| Does UFC give out the numbers on Fight Pass? | ||
| Like, do they tell you? | ||
| Nope. | ||
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They don't even tell you. | |
| They're like Netflix. | ||
| No numbers. | ||
| Smart move, right? | ||
| Why give it up when you don't have to? | ||
| You give it up if you're killing it. | ||
| So, okay, let's look at this, man. | ||
| I mean, shit, dude. | ||
| Bisping versus GSP. Now, I'm hearing that that's not selling well, like Madison Square Garden. | ||
| Yeah, from what I've heard, too, it's not doing great. | ||
| Hmm. | ||
| That's unfortunate. | ||
| Which one's not doing great? | ||
| GSP? GSP vs. | ||
| Bisping. | ||
| It's not doing great. | ||
| Not like you'd think, no. | ||
| Here's the thing, though. | ||
| That's what I've heard. | ||
| If you really stop and think about it, that was four years ago was the last time you fought Johnny Hendricks. | ||
| The people that are into the UFC now, they're post-Ronda Rousey and post... | ||
| Conor McGregor, like the casual fans. | ||
| Post Lesnar. | ||
| The hardcore fans like you and I, we're going to watch that fight for sure. | ||
| Like, okay, I'm going to see what Bisping looks like, you know, fighting a guy like George St. Pierre who's smaller than him, a guy who's taken four years off. | ||
| Bisping's got this opportunity to make a shitload of money. | ||
| And then George, how's George going to look? | ||
| It's a tough sell. | ||
| I haven't seen him in four years. | ||
| It's a tough sell, even for the hardcore fan. | ||
| No, that's a great fight. | ||
| That's a great fight. | ||
| Bisping and GSP is going to be a great fight. | ||
| I'm looking forward to it, for sure. | ||
| People keep, even now, people keep, they don't give Bisping the respect. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| He keeps winning. | ||
| He's not going to get it, even if he beats GSP. That's the problem. | ||
| He took four years off. | ||
| And he's a seven-year. | ||
| And it doesn't matter if it doesn't sell two billion. | ||
| Fuck the casual fans. | ||
| Fuck them. | ||
| We got enough real UFC fans. | ||
| No, you don't. | ||
| All we care about is the match-ups. | ||
| That's a good match-up. | ||
| No, you don't. | ||
| The world doesn't work like that. | ||
| But we don't run the business. | ||
| So for us, Eddie's right. | ||
| I agree with Eddie. | ||
| As long as they're putting these fights on, I think it's a great fight. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| You two would rather watch GSB who's taken four years off fight for the middleweight title than him fight a guy who's an actual champ at 85 like Whitaker. | ||
| Yeah, I don't mind. | ||
| I'm in no hurry. | ||
| That's not what we're saying. | ||
| First of all, Whitaker's injured and he can't fight right now. | ||
| Whitaker has a pretty serious tear in his knee ligament. | ||
| So that's one thing. | ||
| This is also an opportunity for Bisping, who's been in the game forever, to make a shitload of money. | ||
| I like that. | ||
| I like Michael. | ||
| I like the fact that Michael has an opportunity to make a fuckload of money here. | ||
| So you need it to sell well? | ||
| No, I don't need it to sell well, man. | ||
| Yeah, you do. | ||
| But if you want him to make money, it has to sell well. | ||
| Yeah, but I'm not in the business of selling pay-per-views well. | ||
| I'm in the business of I want to see good fights. | ||
| I know, brother, but you just said you wanted him to make a lot of money. | ||
| Well, he's going to make a lot of money either way. | ||
| He's going to make more money in this fight. | ||
| I guarantee there's some sort of a guarantee. | ||
| Pay-per-view points where you make your money. | ||
| Like your life-changing money is pay-per-view points. | ||
| Ask Mighty Mouse. | ||
| Ask John Jones. | ||
| Ask Conor McGregor. | ||
| I'm sure. | ||
| But don't you think that George St. Pierre is at least going to do half a million pay-per-view buys? | ||
| Maybe more. | ||
| I'd like to think so. | ||
| It'd be heartbreaking if he doesn't. | ||
| I like to think he's gonna do at least a half a million, maybe more. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| I think around 700. This stuff's weirded me out, man. | ||
| This weird shit that he's doing where they're touching things, he's moving things and touching things with his feet. | ||
| Have you seen how jacked he looks? | ||
| He looks jacked. | ||
| He looks super swole. | ||
| What if he pisses hot? | ||
| I don't think he cares. | ||
| I think if he's just one and done, he's like, hey, I fought, whatever, I'm gone, see ya. | ||
| So I did not know... | ||
| And when you get popped to get half your money, your win money taken away? | ||
| 25%. | ||
| Yeah, they take some of your money. | ||
| Only 25%, though. | ||
| Even if you won? | ||
| Yeah, look at Lesnar. | ||
| My bad, huh? | ||
| 25%. | ||
| Here you go. | ||
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Give me this. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm very curious about this fight. | ||
| Very curious. | ||
| Listen, I'm balls deep in MMA. I think it's a fun fight. | ||
| It's not the fight that I'm not throwing at the mouth for. | ||
| It's a lot harder to take people down these days, too. | ||
| The GSP was taking everyone down five years ago. | ||
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It's damn tough to take down. | |
| Yeah, it's going to be a little harder. | ||
| I'm not sure the GSP is going to be able to take people down like he did five years ago. | ||
| I'm not sure. | ||
| I'll tell you what, I think you're probably right. | ||
| This matchup, it's alright. | ||
| It's by nowhere near the best fight on the card. | ||
| You look at that card, it's a fucking heater. | ||
| You think that's a recent picture of George? | ||
| No, not at all. | ||
| No? | ||
| Not at all. | ||
| I think it is. | ||
| You think? | ||
| He doesn't look as good? | ||
| He's a little soft. | ||
| Oh, that's fair, yeah, alright. | ||
| A little bit. | ||
| Like, look, we just saw Kevin Lee. | ||
| He's thicker than a Snickers down there. | ||
| Yeah, Jesus Christ. | ||
| How about fucking he's thick? | ||
| That's a... | ||
| Johnny Hendrix in that bitch. | ||
| He looks like Mark Coleman. | ||
| Kind of heavy, like around the middle. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Eating a lot. | ||
| But there's a big difference between that and Kevin Lee, right? | ||
| Kevin Lee was j-j-j-j-jacked! | ||
| Jacked. | ||
| When he was on top, that picture of him on top of Tony when he was dropping bombs on him? | ||
| Jacked. | ||
| Jacked. | ||
| George does not look that good. | ||
| But then again, if he's clean, which he kind of has to be... | ||
| Have to be. | ||
| I think he's 35 now? | ||
| He's not young. | ||
| How old is George? | ||
| He's 35. You can be in great shape at 35, but really, it completely helps if you were super active for a long time. | ||
| Are we looking at the tip of his dick in that picture? | ||
| What's that all about? | ||
| He has a fat dick, if that's so. | ||
| Why don't you guys Photoshop that out, please? | ||
| Dude, he has a fat dick in that picture. | ||
| That's all I can see now. | ||
| Look at Mike Perry here. | ||
| First of all, send that fucking jacket in a time machine back to the 80s. | ||
| I think I have that jacket, but... | ||
| Crank the volume up, and Jamie, let's hear what he has to say. | ||
| He's gonna drop some F-bombs, I guarantee it. | ||
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Damn! | |
| He's a tough one. | ||
| He sounds like a rapper. | ||
| Yeah, well, he's got a tattoo above his eyebrow. | ||
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Sounds like he's about to drop some sick beats. | |
| Yeah, he looked good against Donald. | ||
| Against Donald Taroni. | ||
| Donald That's not the cowboy that wins fights That was Donald that That shows up man And I wasn't happy with Donald's performance I haven't seen him fight a lot better Donald was a merc Perry Whoa that that's not what we're going to see Donald didn't look great. | ||
| I'll give him that. | ||
| This should keep Mike Perry off the microphone from now on. | ||
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Like, hey. | |
| I like this. | ||
| I think you need to join Limp Bizkit. | ||
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I love it. | |
| Enjoying Limp Bizkit? | ||
| What does that mean? | ||
| Well, he sounds like a white rapper. | ||
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Oh. | |
| Do-do-do-do-do. | ||
| Do you feel like that win catapulted him up towards the top ten and put him on an even playing field with you? | ||
| Do you still feel like you're ahead of him? | ||
| Mike Perry. | ||
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He's got a great record. | |
| I'm number 15. | ||
| I don't know where that puts him on the rankings, but rankings don't matter. | ||
| They've never mattered since I got here. | ||
| It's fair. | ||
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How hard I hit you with my right and my left hand. | |
| He wants to box. | ||
| I look forward to any MMA fighter that want to box with me. | ||
| Santiago Ponzinibbio is going to be the first example of that. | ||
| The dude is right. | ||
| What's that guy's name? | ||
| The guy with the bow tie? | ||
| I don't know, but he seems scared. | ||
| He seems scared to say anything. | ||
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This makes me uncomfortable My player looks mad at the world I have plenty of time to gather myself Get myself deep in my training camp Focus on The things, the aspects of Santiago's game And do what I gotta do to Focus on him And beat him | |
| and very similar styles in What's that face? | ||
| Very similar style. | ||
| I mean, not similar at all, sir. | ||
| I guess they both throw punches, correct? | ||
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It's weird talking about that fight when you have a huge fight. | |
| Be careful what you wish for. | ||
| Look at him rocking back and forth very emotional. | ||
| I like him. | ||
| Very intense. | ||
| That motherfucker hits hard. | ||
| Hits like a Mack truck. | ||
| He's like Lineker. | ||
| He reminds me a lot of Lineker. | ||
| He's just a fucking nightmare if you get hit by him. | ||
| But if you can avoid it, it's an easy game plan. | ||
| It's a Jake Ellenberger fight, man. | ||
| When he caught Jake with that big fucking elbow. | ||
| Dude, but that November 4th guard. | ||
| First of all, Cody Garbrandt, Dillashaw. | ||
| Fucking ridiculous fight. | ||
| Very, very interesting fight. | ||
| Ioana, Rose. | ||
| Ridiculous. | ||
| That's ridiculous. | ||
| Dude, Wonderboy, Masvidal. | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| Love it. | ||
| Love it. | ||
| Then the big rig's back. | ||
| Big rig's back. | ||
| He got rid of the steakhouse. | ||
| He might make weight. | ||
| I can't promise you, but he's back. | ||
| He's at Jackson's now. | ||
| Nah. | ||
| That's like moving to Florida when you're older. | ||
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That's just what people do when they get out of here. | |
| It's like a retirement home. | ||
| You're like, I'll try out Jackson. | ||
| Let's go to Albuquerque. | ||
| I'm going to try a real camp. | ||
| Yeah, let's try this out. | ||
| It was interesting listening to what Johnny Hendricks was saying about training in Texas. | ||
| He was like, I got to be careful when I spar with people because if I go too hard, then they won't come back. | ||
| I'm like, dude, you gotta find a real camp. | ||
| Yeah, what? | ||
| Any camp I remember, you go too hard to get fucked up. | ||
| Go to AKA and let me know how that goes. | ||
| Well, that's what he was saying. | ||
| He was saying, finally, I can go to Jackson's and I'm getting pushed. | ||
| He's like, where I am in Texas, I'm just not getting pushed. | ||
| But he left that team takedown, remember? | ||
| They had some gnarly dudes there. | ||
| He left them. | ||
| There was a lot of shit going on with that, though. | ||
| You know how that worked. | ||
| He had a weird deal. | ||
| They had like 20% of all the shit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They gave him a salary, and then they took half his money. | ||
| But the thing is, the guy put a lot of money into everything, so I see his perspective, too. | ||
| It's like they put together a training facility, they hired all these coaches, they had all this stuff going on, they paid for everything, they gave him a salary, and then when it came time for that investment to pay off, they wanted half the money. | ||
| And I don't know how they... | ||
| How they, you know, worked it out. | ||
| If you're Johnny Hendrick, though, and you're a national champion from Oklahoma State, and someone's like, hey, eventually we're going to take 50%. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Fuck you, man. | ||
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Right. | |
| Well, I think what happened was, you know, once he started getting that world championship money, you know, that's probably when he was like, hey. | ||
| He's like, 50%? | ||
| Then he opened the Big Rick Steakhouse, which God bless him. | ||
| That's the problem. | ||
| That's the bigger problem. | ||
| Opening a restaurant is like notoriously one of the worst investments you could ever make. | ||
| Restaurants and gyms. | ||
| A lot of celebrities go under. | ||
| Gyms are bad, right? | ||
| But gyms don't have the same kind of overhead that a restaurant does. | ||
| And the dynamics of a restaurant. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| They just don't go well. | ||
| And if you get a couple of bad reviews, you don't bounce back. | ||
| Game over, son. | ||
| Unless it's a Mexican restaurant, you don't have to have a clean restaurant if it's Mexican food. | ||
| You're not making money. | ||
| You don't have to be nice. | ||
| You know, like... | ||
| Remember we show up to El Torito? | ||
| What was that place on Fairfax? | ||
| Is it not El Torito? | ||
| What is that place? | ||
| Los Benitos. | ||
| Benitos. | ||
| Benitos Burritos. | ||
| You show up and it's like a little taco shop and there's a Mexican guy in the back. | ||
| He's making a burrito. | ||
| And you say, hey. | ||
| And he looks over. | ||
| You go, hey, can I get two carne asadas? | ||
| And the guy just kind of looks at you and he's like waves at you or kind of just nods at you. | ||
| And you're like, cool, this is going to be a great place. | ||
| If that was a white guy that did that, they'd be shut down. | ||
| If it's a I'll put up with it. | ||
| They're so good. | ||
| I don't give a fuck. | ||
| Bonitos is 24 hours a day. | ||
| What is it, on Beverly? | ||
| On Beverly and Fairfax. | ||
| Goddamn, I'm hungry now. | ||
| It's so good. | ||
| Oh, you can call me Cracker and make my burrito. | ||
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I don't give a fuck. | |
| It's so good. | ||
| That place is off the charts. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, and it's a 24-hour joint, so it's like a late-night after-comedy store. | ||
| A post-make that shit. | ||
| Chicken burrito stop. | ||
| People don't care. | ||
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Woo! | |
| You'll go there at 1 o'clock in the morning. | ||
| You might wait 20 minutes in line because there's a big-ass line. | ||
| There's a Mexican restaurant in the valley. | ||
| They closed down for a week because they got shut down for rodent infestation. | ||
| It was in the newspaper and everything. | ||
| My wife sent me the link. | ||
| As soon as they reopened, we were waiting in line like Backstreet Boys tickets or something. | ||
| We don't care. | ||
| We ate there yesterday. | ||
| We don't give a shit. | ||
| They closed down the kitchen because they had too many rodents. | ||
| If it's good food too, I'll put up with it, man. | ||
| I'll put up with a lot of stuff. | ||
| And Chinese food, same thing. | ||
| They don't have to be nice. | ||
| You know, when you go to Chinese food and there's a big group of you guys, they're like mean and shit. | ||
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They're like, And no one cares. | |
| If it's authentic. | ||
| But if it's white, oh, you can't, white, you gotta be high. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| You have to be really nice if you're white. | ||
| You know what I need to get back to? | ||
| There's a fucking Thai place that Rob came and took me to. | ||
| In Thai Town, you know where Thai Town is? | ||
| I guess it's on Hollywood or Sunset. | ||
| Sunset or Hollywood? | ||
| Hollywood. | ||
| Hollywood, when you go east, if you go east on Hollywood, there's a whole section of, you know where it's from? | ||
| It's right across the street from Jumbo's Clown Room. | ||
| You know that strip club, Jumbos? | ||
| Everybody always makes fun of it. | ||
| I don't know anything about strip clubs. | ||
| Yeah, I hear you. | ||
| Me neither. | ||
| But that's what I hear. | ||
| But it's right across the street and it's like legit late night Thai food. | ||
| So good. | ||
| I fucking love Thai food, man. | ||
| So good. | ||
| Legit. | ||
| I know you've eaten there, Eddie. | ||
| I know we've eaten there together. | ||
| On Hollywood Boulevard? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Oh, you mean Toy? | ||
| No, not that place. | ||
| That's on Sunset. | ||
| That's a good spot, too. | ||
| What street are you talking about? | ||
| It's way further down. | ||
| On Hollywood? | ||
| Yeah, it's on Hollywood. | ||
| It's Thai Patio? | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| It's on the right-hand side. | ||
| Hollywood Boulevard on the north side. | ||
| You know what it is? | ||
| You know how you go down Hollywood and you almost have that arch that you pass through that takes you into Thai Town? | ||
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Arch. | |
| Isn't there an arch? | ||
| Am I imagining shit? | ||
| Arch in the Thai town sounds awesome. | ||
| That's the one. | ||
| The one with the yellow. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| What is that? | ||
| The fuck, Jamie? | ||
| What is this? | ||
| This chick wants to be black. | ||
| What? | ||
| This is the chick from Maury Povich that Eddie was talking about earlier. | ||
| Get the fuck out of here. | ||
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Maury Povich. | |
| Fuck her want to be black. | ||
| Look at them titties. | ||
| Wait a minute. | ||
| Is that real? | ||
| There's video of this. | ||
| Can you play a video clip of this guy? | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| What a non sequitur, by the way. | ||
| Jamie just pulled up this. | ||
| Jamie said, fuck your time. | ||
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Look at this. | |
| Give me some volume. | ||
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Look at this. | |
| Does she talk black? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| The Maury Povich Show, Can You Change Your Race? | ||
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He's still killing it. | |
| He's like quietly making millions. | ||
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Now at this age, Martina desperately wanted to look like Pamela Anderson. | |
| So after 10 years and several cosmetic surgeries, Martina transformed her looks into this. | ||
| But she wasn't done. | ||
| Six months ago, Martina made worldwide headlines with her most shocking transformation through chemical injections and body modification. | ||
| Martina now considers herself a black woman. | ||
| - Oh! - Here's your story. | ||
| - Chemicals. | ||
| - Look at the black. | ||
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- What? | |
| - It's an all black crowd? | ||
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- Yeah, it's an all black crowd. - I wanted to look like a Barbie. | |
| Oh, she's not American. | ||
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a more beautiful body. | |
| - Look at that! - Like a Barbie with long blonde hairs and long legs, but much bigger breasts. | ||
| - Martina began to dream about having plastic surgery to look like her idol, Pamela Anderson. | ||
| Oh my god, this bitch is crazy. | ||
| Bitch, you look nothing like her. | ||
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Look at those fucking basketball surgeries began. | |
| Well, the teeth make sense. | ||
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Wow. | |
| Whoa. | ||
| This is the biggest titties I've ever seen. | ||
| They're so stupid looking. | ||
| It just has to sit down. | ||
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And I also had a liposuction to get long barbie necks. | |
| Holy shit. | ||
| Liposuction. | ||
| Titties. | ||
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Oh my god. | |
| I got three injections in my belly to change my skin color. | ||
| What? | ||
| And now, I'm the proud owner of a black skin. | ||
| Today, Martina says she is black. | ||
| She is black, though. | ||
| She is black. | ||
| To be fair, she's a black woman. | ||
| Look at her hair. | ||
| Do you think that's just skin, the fake tan, they just went over and did a lot of fake tans? | ||
| I've never seen a fake tan that's all black. | ||
| There she comes, look at her. | ||
| Look at those stupid tits. | ||
| Those tits are so distracting. | ||
| Those are so preposterous. | ||
| God, we are sick. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| She looks for her. | ||
| There's some white people in there. | ||
| Does she use the N-word? | ||
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Take a look. | |
| I mean, I've heard of people doing fake things on Maury before, tricking them, just making up a story. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| But those tits can't be fake! | ||
| What is she saying? | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| Maybe they can be. | ||
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I don't like myself, but I also like to do photos. | |
| But on the photos, I can see if you have the curves of Pamela Anderson, the photos would be much more better. | ||
| So you want her to look like Pamela Anderson because you like her curves? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And so then you became what you thought was Pamela Anderson. | ||
| A little bit more. | ||
| But now... | ||
| Fake little fake tit thing that goes over her shoulders and her arms. | ||
| That's how they do it in movies. | ||
| Yeah, it could be. | ||
| It sure doesn't look like it. | ||
| What does it say on her neck? | ||
| Black... | ||
| Black souls rock. | ||
| Black gods rock. | ||
| Black souls rock. | ||
| Black souls rock. | ||
| Oh, girls. | ||
| Whoa, look at that. | ||
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She's so dark. | |
| I want to see her boyfriend. | ||
| She's single as fuck, son. | ||
| She has seven cats. | ||
| Can we just pass forward to the boyfriend? | ||
| Maybe there's a boyfriend in there. | ||
| No, there's no boyfriend, bro. | ||
| Are you sure? | ||
| There's no boyfriend. | ||
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No boyfriend's shown his face. | |
| Shit. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
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Yep. | |
| Yep. | ||
| Oh, no, no, no! | ||
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I have to learn a lot. | |
| I know. | ||
| You have to learn a lot. | ||
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I see. | |
| Her skin is black. | ||
| But you're not a black person. | ||
| But here's the thing. | ||
| All people came from Africa originally. | ||
| The only reason why people have white skin at all is because we moved to colder climates, it was more cloudy, and we didn't have vitamin D. So you're basically like a solar panel for vitamin D. That's what white people are. | ||
| That's why people in England are so fucking pale, because it's always raining. | ||
| And that's exactly what it is. | ||
| Everyone came from Africa. | ||
| All human beings came from Africa. | ||
| So, she's not really black because that's not really her natural skin color. | ||
| Dude, that is the greatest thing you've ever said for mankind. | ||
| She's not black for a lot of reasons. | ||
| It's a giant problem that people have with this idea of race. | ||
| Like, the only reason why people look different is because we move to different climates. | ||
| Like, everyone comes out of the same thing. | ||
| Sort of like all dogs come from wolves. | ||
| All humans come from Africa. | ||
| All of them. | ||
| Everybody originated there. | ||
| That's the motherland. | ||
| So the only reason why they look different than you is because of natural selection, because the people that live there, obviously you need that melanin in your skin to protect you from the sun. | ||
| That's how people evolved. | ||
| And then as soon as people started going to all these colder climates and all these climates that have a lot of cloud cover, people's bodies started changing. | ||
| And their bodies started changing to try to absorb more vitamin D. That's exactly why people have white skin. | ||
| Can they take hyenas and breed them to be like miniatures? | ||
| They could, yeah, for sure. | ||
| I saw a guy with a pet hyena. | ||
| You know, they did it with foxes. | ||
| They've done it with foxes and taken foxes and really quickly, within 10 years, turned them into a completely different thing with a weak jaw and floppy ears. | ||
| To be pets? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, what they did was they took foxes and when they had a fox that exhibited any aggression at all, they killed it. | ||
| What a stupid study. | ||
| It's not stupid because it's fascinating to find out how long it takes because we thought it would take like hundreds of years for an animal to change. | ||
| It's essentially its appearance, like its physical appearance is very different than a regular fox. | ||
| Change their coloration, change how their ears, their ears don't stick up anymore, they flop down and show submissiveness. | ||
| Same with dogs, right? | ||
| Like all dogs come from wolves. | ||
| In the original wolves, the people kept as pets. | ||
| They would just get closer. | ||
| They're the ones who got closer to the people by the campfire. | ||
| The people would feed those wolves. | ||
| And then they would use those wolves to alert them that other animals were coming nearby. | ||
| The wolves stayed close to the campfire because the wolves knew that people were going to give them food. | ||
| Then the wolves started protecting those people because that's where their food source was. | ||
| And the people worked out this relationship with wolves. | ||
| What country? | ||
| This is the human race before there was countries. | ||
| Forever ago. | ||
| This is probably... | ||
| You know, we're talking more than 10,000 years ago. | ||
| But the Fox study was how long ago? | ||
| Very recently. | ||
| I think it was in Russia. | ||
| I think that's where they did this Fox study. | ||
| Yeah, we're not doing that in America. | ||
| You're not killing all those Foxes. | ||
| It was in the 1950s? | ||
| Yeah, I got the article here. | ||
| And so, it was a ruthless study, but they found out pretty quickly that you can select... | ||
| You can change the way these things look based on which ones you breed with which ones. | ||
| And you gotta think, when people migrated out of Africa and they moved across Asia and moved through the Bering Strait and into North America, they're dealing with brutal cold. | ||
| A lot of times they're completely covered up because it's so fucking cold. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Foxes are more naturally stubborn than dogs. | ||
| Little cutie face. | ||
| They're very playful, those little guys. | ||
| I love a fox as a pet. | ||
| You ever see Grizzly Man where the dude made friends with a fox? | ||
| Like a wild fox in Grizzly Man. | ||
| Stole his hat and was playing with him. | ||
| Grizzly Man's the guy that died, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How about those flying foxes? | ||
| What the fuck is up with that? | ||
| Flying squirrels, you mean? | ||
| Are they flying squirrels? | ||
| I think there's flying foxes. | ||
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Really? | |
| No? | ||
| There's these weird, gigantic, fox-looking vulture bat things in Australia that just hang out in the city. | ||
| They're just like in the city. | ||
| You can just see them in there. | ||
| They're scary, but they're... | ||
| I think it's just a kind of bat. | ||
| It's a bat. | ||
| Oh yeah, they have like a fox face. | ||
| Yeah, they look like foxes. | ||
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They're scary as fuck, and they're just like right there in the Those things are sweet. | |
| Australia is so radical. | ||
| My friend Adam Greentree was sending me videos he took of these saltwater crocodiles. | ||
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Whoa! | |
| Is that a regular bat? | ||
| Australian flying foxes. | ||
| It's just some flying foxes. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| That is a flying fox? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| You're right. | ||
| How crazy is that? | ||
| Is it actually a flying fox or is that what they call a bat? | ||
| That's what they call it. | ||
| Everything says flying foxes. | ||
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Look at it. | |
| It looks just like a fox. | ||
| Just a fox with wings. | ||
| That is fucking insane. | ||
| Those are just in Sydney, just hanging on the tracks. | ||
| That is insane. | ||
| Well, you know how we always look at pterodactyls? | ||
| You know how we look at pterodactyls and we always assume that they have wings like a bat? | ||
| That's what everybody always thought. | ||
| But now they're finding out that so many dinosaurs had feathers that it's entirely possible that pterodactyls were birds. | ||
| Didn't they think the T-Rex were covered in feathers too, right? | ||
| It's very possible. | ||
| There's not a lot of evidence. | ||
| Sounds silly. | ||
| It's scary. | ||
| Well, there's definitely evidence that some dinosaurs had feathers. | ||
| They found fossilized dinosaurs with feathers. | ||
| But this is all recently. | ||
| Over the last few decades, they're starting to find more and more of them. | ||
| There's a museum that I went to in Montana, and they mocked out a velociraptor with feathers. | ||
| Look, birds. | ||
| You look at it like an owl. | ||
| That's a fucking dinosaur, man. | ||
| They're the closest thing to a dinosaur, right? | ||
| Closest thing to a dinosaur. | ||
| They're ruthless, dude. | ||
| Did I tell you about the fucking wars that I'm having in my backyard? | ||
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No. | |
| With what? | ||
| Dude, there's hawk wars going on in my yard. | ||
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Hawk wars? | |
| They're killing each other. | ||
| Film it, man. | ||
| Birds are killing other birds and they behead them. | ||
| So I started going online and reading about it and they eat their head. | ||
| And I'm like, what the fuck eats a hawk's head? | ||
| Well, apparently when birds of prey will kill other birds, one of the things they do is eat their head. | ||
| They eat the head. | ||
| They pull the head off. | ||
| To show dominance? | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| I don't know what's going on. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| But one of my neighbors saw a hawk eating a hawk baby right up the street from me. | ||
| And I watched these hawks swoop down, and one of them slammed into my chicken coop. | ||
| There's these juvenile hawks. | ||
| And I think one of the things that's going on is I have a fence in my backyard, and we just put up a glass fence, and these birds just fucking... | ||
| We've murked like 15 birds, dude. | ||
| Why'd you put a glass fence in? | ||
| Because it looks beautiful. | ||
| You can see the whole view. | ||
| But these birds, they don't understand that it's a fence. | ||
| And they swoop down. | ||
| It's like, clang! | ||
| And they get K the fuck-oh. | ||
| Head trauma for the birds? | ||
| You should have a video camera. | ||
| A little security camera. | ||
| A lot of wasted footage. | ||
| Because it only happens like once a month. | ||
| But it's happened quite a few times. | ||
| Where birds have flown down. | ||
| We found them. | ||
| Just like... | ||
| Drunk, wandering around the backyard. | ||
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CT'd up. | |
| Just hammered. | ||
| CT'd the fuck up. | ||
| Blood coming out of their nose. | ||
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God! | |
| I found them with blood coming out of their nose. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, they get KO'd. | ||
| So I think we've killed a bunch of hawks this way. | ||
| Hawks have died. | ||
| We haven't killed them. | ||
| They killed themselves. | ||
| Evolution, bitch. | ||
| But these other hawks, these juvenile hawks, are now kind of taken over because of that. | ||
| I think one of the ones that got killed, one of the hawks that got killed, look at that fucker. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| He's eating a bird. | ||
| He's decapitated a hawk. | ||
| Yeah, there it is. | ||
| He's decapitating a hawk. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| God, they are fucking monsters. | ||
| Dude, they are so ruthless. | ||
| Owls are so goddamn ruthless. | ||
| They look so cool, don't they? | ||
| They do look cool, but it's weird that we've made these things out to be these wise, cute... | ||
| Creatures that, like, give a hoot, don't pollute. | ||
| The Tootsie Roll pops. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The Tootsie Roll pops. | ||
| There's owls everywhere. | ||
| They're ruthless, man. | ||
| Dude, I've never seen an owl in person. | ||
| They're fucking straight up predators. | ||
| Really? | ||
| What do you mean everywhere? | ||
| I see them all the time. | ||
| Oh, look at this bird. | ||
| The bird's trying to get away. | ||
| Like, not today, bitch. | ||
| Birds are fucking scary. | ||
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Not today. | |
| Today I will hold you and eat your head. | ||
| So I found a decapitated bird in my yard, and I posted a picture of it on Instagram, and then I started reading up on it. | ||
| Apparently it's when birds kill other birds, they'll do that. | ||
| They literally bite their fucking head off. | ||
| Is it like a territory war thing? | ||
| Like a gang thing? | ||
| I think when these birds, my theory, it's a shitty theory because I'm not really qualified to have a theory on this, but I think that these birds slamming into that fence and a few of them dying have kind of upset the gang situation in my neighborhood. | ||
| Bird-fullers? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Dude. | ||
| Owls are so ruthless. | ||
| And they ain't shit compared to eagles. | ||
| Eagles are the most ruthless. | ||
| Have you ever seen those harpy eagles? | ||
| Are they huge? | ||
| Giant. | ||
| They're giant. | ||
| How big? | ||
| Huge. | ||
| There's an eagle right there? | ||
| They kill monkeys. | ||
| They go after monkeys and they eat a lot of, what are those little slow things? | ||
| Sloths? | ||
| Who eats a fucking sloth, man? | ||
| Harpy eagles. | ||
| That's fucked up. | ||
| Google harpy eagles eat sloths. | ||
| I think Thursday was official sloth day. | ||
| If you're a sloth fan. | ||
| I think harpy eagles are the biggest eagles in the world. | ||
| I'm pretty sure. | ||
| That thing is jacked. | ||
| Oh yeah. | ||
| They're ruthless. | ||
| Look at this motherfucker. | ||
| Swoops down. | ||
| What about vultures, man? | ||
| They're big birds. | ||
| They're the scariest. | ||
| No, because they're not predators. | ||
| Look, that sloth is a goner or something. | ||
| That's a bummer. | ||
| I like a sloth, man. | ||
| But nature just made them real easy to eat. | ||
| But they really don't get fucked with, though. | ||
| Oh, they do. | ||
| Because they're not out in the open, are they? | ||
| But when they are, they get jacked. | ||
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Look at that monkey. | |
| They're so goddamn slow. | ||
| These harpy eagles, they eat monkeys like crazy. | ||
| They swoop down and jack monkeys. | ||
| And one of the things they found on ancient primate skulls, they found all these weird scratches and all this evidence of predation. | ||
| And now they think that that, ooh, he's like, come on, bitch, what's up? | ||
| He's doing a little left and right. | ||
| Now they think that that scratching is probably some sort of an ancient eagle that was preying on ancient hominids. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Birds are real proud. | ||
| I like how they filmed this and put this and edited this together. | ||
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Come on, man. | |
| Yeah, that's not going to happen like this. | ||
| It's all taken in different years. | ||
| Yeah, but you've got to suspend disbelief just to watch him jack a monkey. | ||
| Dude, what's the big-ass bird that grabs the goats and drops them from the mountainside? | ||
| Those are golden eagles. | ||
| You ever seen that shit? | ||
| Falcons? | ||
| What about them? | ||
| They grab goats, son. | ||
| Those are rich Muslim guys with falcons. | ||
| Yeah, falconry. | ||
| Yeah, they use them to hunt. | ||
| They hunt rabbits and shit with them. | ||
| I'm talking about that bird that picks up a straight up goat, flies them up and like, have fun, my man. | ||
| Boom. | ||
| I'm pretty sure those are golden eagles. | ||
| Yeah, golden eagles hunt goats. | ||
| Those are big goats. | ||
| I think those are the biggest eagles in North America. | ||
| Those are big ass eagles. | ||
| Look at that shit. | ||
| Worst way to die, period. | ||
| Yeah, they grab these goats and they're like, come with me, bitch. | ||
| They just drag them down. | ||
| All they're doing is dragging them down. | ||
| And the goats sometimes drag the eagles down, too. | ||
| The eagle takes a hit, too. | ||
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Oh, shit. | |
| Shit! | ||
| Look at that. | ||
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See ya! | |
| Oh! | ||
| Dude, that's so rough. | ||
| See ya! | ||
| Boom! | ||
| And then the Eagles are like, ooh, dinner. | ||
| Nature is a motherfucker. | ||
| That whole video is a bad motherfucker. | ||
| And then you're kind of out of it, then you start to eatin' your asshole. | ||
| I don't think you're kind of out of it. | ||
| Dude, how long did he have to wait for that to happen? | ||
| I know, right? | ||
| With the camera? | ||
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Whoa! | |
| That was... | ||
| He caught it perfect. | ||
| I know. | ||
| That's a ruthless fucking bird. | ||
| Unless they bring the eagles. | ||
| They drug them up. | ||
| Look! | ||
| Look! | ||
| Like chum in the water. | ||
| They build Cosby up those goats. | ||
| They get them all hungry and shit. | ||
| Yeah, let the eagles loose. | ||
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Let them loose. | |
| Open the cage. | ||
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There we go. | |
| Get the camera. | ||
| I gotta change the lens. | ||
| The battery's dead. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Have you ever seen the ones that they use in Mongolia where they chase down wolves? | ||
| Oh, is that it right here? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They're foxes. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Well, they use foxes and even wolves. | ||
| But they train these golden eagles. | ||
| That's a big fucking bird. | ||
| Look how big that bird is. | ||
| And they put a GoPro on the bird's head. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| And they sent the bird down. | ||
| The bird just put the whack down on these poor foxes. | ||
| And they eat the foxes or they're just doing it for the coats? | ||
| They kill them. | ||
| Oh, the people? | ||
| I don't think they eat them. | ||
| They might. | ||
| You know, apparently some trappers and pioneers were big on eating eagles. | ||
| Or not eagles. | ||
| Wolves. | ||
| They ate a lot of wolves. | ||
| Like some famous trappers, like wolves were their favorite food. | ||
| Whatever that lady is, Eskimo or whatever, she is stressed out that this thing's not going to catch it. | ||
| I think that's just what she looks like. | ||
| She's living a hard life, son. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Look at the fucking fox trying to fight back. | ||
| The fox trying to fight back and those claws are just fucking your life up. | ||
| It's a vice grip. | ||
| Oh, he's going to get that beak involved soon on that neck. | ||
| I think they'd have to put the chase in later. | ||
| Like they get like trained foxes and have them running and shit. | ||
| Is that bitch holding a whistle? | ||
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I think that's exactly what it is. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| That fox put up a decent fight. | ||
| The wolf one is even more disturbing. | ||
| Oh, the fox is trying, man. | ||
| He's trying, but he's just getting a chance. | ||
| We got ourselves a fight here. | ||
| Yeah, well, not really, because the fox can't even bite him. | ||
| They're so smart, they just grab ahold of him. | ||
| Birds stress me out, man. | ||
| But it's just weird that they figured out how to train these things, man. | ||
| When you call your eagle, stand against the wind. | ||
| Oh, that makes sense. | ||
| So the eagle can hear you. | ||
| If you saw one of those things coming right at you, would you use that overhand knife strike? | ||
| I think you've got to grapple with an eagle. | ||
| The problem is, if you hit them, I don't think if you hit them, they're not heavy enough for it to make a lot of impact when you hit them. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| It's not like you're hitting a dog. | ||
| If you punch a dog in the face, a dog weighs 70 pounds, they're there. | ||
| What's the stance you get when you see it coming? | ||
| You get... | ||
| Hands out. | ||
| Hands out, stretch like this. | ||
| Hands out like this. | ||
| He's coming in. | ||
| Grab the feet. | ||
| I'm trying to grab shit and I'm trying to tear it apart. | ||
| I'm trying to rampage Jackson. | ||
| I'm trying to get my feet on its dick and I'm trying to pull them legs apart. | ||
| I'm trying to make some Kentucky Fried Chicken drumsticks. | ||
| Yeah, you gotta pull those legs apart. | ||
| You gotta slam his fucking head into the ground. | ||
| He's gonna land on your arms, right? | ||
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You're like this. | |
| He lands on your arms. | ||
| You're giving him that. | ||
| You're getting tore up. | ||
| Maybe you give him one arm. | ||
| You give him one arm like this. | ||
| Maybe you take your shirt off and wrap that bitch around your arm. | ||
| This is the way I'd stand up. | ||
| Yeah, that's it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Bitch. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| Yeah, and you gotta grab them talons. | ||
| You gotta grab them feet. | ||
| I don't think they attack with the beak as much as they attack with the talons and eat with the beak. | ||
| They come feet first. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like this. | ||
| Like when they catch a salmon. | ||
| How are they gonna get around this? | ||
| Think about how powerful they are. | ||
| What if you had to grab a salmon? | ||
| What if a salmon is in the river, you had to reach it and grab it with your hands? | ||
| Not a chance. | ||
| They swoop down and fly with it! | ||
| They snatch it out of the water and fly away with a salmon. | ||
| If you had long-ass nails, you'd probably be able to grab them, too. | ||
| Yeah, if you had long-ass nails, you'd have to have some serious talents. | ||
| They're also not very cuddly. | ||
| They're cuddly. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They're fucking evil. | ||
| Why would you have a bad bird? | ||
| Any tribal cultures that let their nails grow and they sharpen them and they use them as weapons in war? | ||
| We have bitch nails. | ||
| Our nails fall apart. | ||
| Our nails fall apart if you get them slammed in a door. | ||
| Maybe because we don't use them. | ||
| Maybe they're supposed to be. | ||
| Well, we don't really need claws. | ||
| Oh, that guy just caught a salmon? | ||
| Maybe we're supposed to have claws. | ||
| That guy's a beast. | ||
| I mean, that's the two-inch water. | ||
| Yeah, this is different, man. | ||
| And look how long his nails are. | ||
| He's going to eat it, too? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You can easily catch salmon with bare hands and eat it raw. | ||
| You're not supposed to really eat salmon sushi even because some of them have parasites. | ||
| I eat the shit out of it. | ||
| It's not smart. | ||
| I feel great. | ||
| You can get parasites. | ||
| This guy's going to eat it raw. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, a lot of people do. | ||
| But when you talk to people that want to play it safe, they say you shouldn't eat anything that's fresh water. | ||
| Don't eat fresh water. | ||
| Well, this guy begs the damper. | ||
| You think it's gross, but do you like sushi? | ||
| I hate sushi. | ||
| You don't like sushi? | ||
| When Eddie and I would go to restaurants, I used to lose my fucking mind. | ||
| Because Eddie's like, no cilantro, no onions, no this, no that. | ||
| Nice and simple. | ||
| I don't eat all that shit. | ||
| If the meat's good, why do I need onions and shit on it? | ||
| Give me some good meat. | ||
| The best is going to Fogo with him, though. | ||
| Then there's no bro shit. | ||
| You know? | ||
| That's all me. | ||
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Picanha. | |
| Flip that bitch over. | ||
| God, when's the last time I went to fogo the chow? | ||
| We went in Vegas. | ||
| We chowed it up, dude. | ||
| Picanha. | ||
| We gained like fucking 10 pounds. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| We feasted. | ||
| Sounds nice. | ||
| Oh, so good. | ||
| I hadn't been there in forever. | ||
| We had a good time. | ||
| Well, you don't really have, I was going to say munchies, but when you get high, I mean, you get high so much it probably doesn't fuck with you. | ||
| I never got the munchies from pot, man. | ||
| Pot never, no. | ||
| I mean, I get hungry like normal, but pot was, it never gave me munchies. | ||
| It makes food taste way better, though. | ||
| That's for sure. | ||
| It does. | ||
| You smoking? | ||
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A little bit? | |
| I mean, at night I do. | ||
| Do you use it to write? | ||
| No. | ||
| You don't write? | ||
| No. | ||
| You should try to write stuff. | ||
| Yeah, since you're doing stand-up, you should definitely write high. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Dude, that's the... | ||
| Dude, that's where... | ||
| You know what I do, though? | ||
| I do both. | ||
| I write sober and I write high. | ||
| I do both. | ||
| And sometimes... | ||
| Listen to George Carlin talk about that once. | ||
| He was saying that he likes to write sober and then he touches everything up, punches it up when he's high. | ||
| Well, that makes sense. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, smoke a little weed and then go over the material. | ||
| Go back over it. | ||
| Try to figure out what's funny about it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I like both, man. | ||
| I like writing sober and writing high. | ||
| But when I write high, it's like I just get these gifts. | ||
| It's like the universe gives you these gifts. | ||
| Where is this even coming from? | ||
| But is it funny, too, when you're high and then you look back over and when you're sober, you're like, oh, what the fuck? | ||
| Oh, it's definitely that. | ||
| I used to have a bit about it. | ||
| I literally wrote down, a unicorn is a donkey from the future. | ||
| And then I went down and looked at my notes and went, what the fuck does that even mean? | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| It's fucking hilarious. | ||
| This is what it is. | ||
| There's probably something funny thing about it that you didn't write down. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| And you forgot. | ||
| I was so high, but I wrote it down and then I went over it after the fact. | ||
| I was like, what the fuck is wrong with me? | ||
| I wrote that down. | ||
| I've written a bunch of shit down. | ||
| Every now and then, because a lot of what I write down, if I'm high, I'll write down some shit at the comedy store or something like that. | ||
| And then I have to go over my notes when I'm sober. | ||
| I'm like... | ||
| Are you doing it on your phone? | ||
| Are you doing it on your phone or are you doing it physically? | ||
| Well, I always write physically, like with a computer. | ||
| And then I write notes... | ||
| Wait, physically with a computer? | ||
| What does that mean? | ||
| Physically with a computer? | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Like, physically write... | ||
| I thought physically was like with a pen. | ||
| No, but this is probably the wrong way to say it, but I have three stages, right? | ||
| I write with a computer, but then I write things down on paper. | ||
| Like if I have to like do a set, I write a set list out with paper. | ||
| I'm really interested in this new Samsung, man. | ||
| The Samsung Note 8. Yeah, because the Note 8 you write on the lock screen. | ||
| You don't even have to open up an application. | ||
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I like that. | |
| You write on the lock screen and you write it with a pen. | ||
| You could write like a hundred pages of notes just on the lock screen and you could save them. | ||
| Have you seen that shit? | ||
| Why doesn't Apple do that shit? | ||
| They'll jump on it. | ||
| Nah, Samsung's got it, man. | ||
| Apple gets sued left and right for patents. | ||
| They got sued for these new animated emojis that they're coming out with on the iPhone X. 10, whatever it is. | ||
| See, my phone's so fucking rough right now. | ||
| I need one. | ||
| What year you got? | ||
| Apple 7 Plus. | ||
| Look, it's horrible. | ||
| It's awful. | ||
| My wife got the 8. It's the shit. | ||
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Is it nice? | |
| It looks just like this, but the camera's way better. | ||
| The camera's wicked. | ||
| And you can get it right now. | ||
| But the thing about the new one, the X, the X is weird, man, because it doesn't have a fingerprint thing where you open it. | ||
| You open it with your mug. | ||
| With your face? | ||
| You stare at it. | ||
| I don't like that. | ||
| And it opens. | ||
| Oh my gosh. | ||
| Someone just get your phone and just do this. | ||
| Hey, what's up man? | ||
| I like your face. | ||
| You can go get the 8 right now? | ||
| The 8. Yes. | ||
| You can get the 8 right now. | ||
| I need to get that bitch tomorrow. | ||
| The 8 is basically this phone, but way better. | ||
| Yeah, I need to get it. | ||
| It's the exact same. | ||
| This is a 7, but the 8 is the exact same phone. | ||
| It has like all the stains. | ||
| But I'll tell you what, man. | ||
| My phone has been fucking up lately. | ||
| You have the old one, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Mine too. | ||
| Apple does on purpose. | ||
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They do. | |
| Go get that new one, bitch. | ||
| They do. | ||
| It says you need an update. | ||
| I'll do the update because they play those games. | ||
| They drop that bug. | ||
| And as soon as you update, then you're fucked. | ||
| I held it off for a while. | ||
| I'm going super strong. | ||
| My phone, not only does it freeze, but now when I say if you sent me a text, like today it happened. | ||
| You sent me a text saying which door should I go into and I replied to you and then I went to look at my phone and there was no place to reply. | ||
| It didn't exist. | ||
| I couldn't pull it up, so I hit the home button and then I reopened the text messages back to the same thing. | ||
| So I had to physically swipe up and close out the text message program and then start it up again just to get a dialogue where I could press the keys in. | ||
| It wouldn't let me press the keys in. | ||
| That's Apple telling you your new phone. | ||
| You need yourself an iPhone 8. I think I'm at the 6 still. | ||
| I don't even know what this is. | ||
| That's the 3. Jamie, see if you can pull up a video on the Samsung Galaxy Note 8. This Galaxy Note 8 has got me very, I'm very curious. | ||
| But there's a bunch of things that Apple does that keeps you on the tit. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| One of them is that AirDrop. | ||
| I've been anti-Apple forever. | ||
| Once I went to it, so easy, man. | ||
| It's pretty easy. | ||
| So easy. | ||
| What, the AirDrop? | ||
| Yeah, AirDrop's pretty good. | ||
| Where do you use that? | ||
| I use it all the time. | ||
| For what? | ||
| Like if we made a video right here, I would airdrop it to you. | ||
| Because you can't text it because the file is so big. | ||
| If you airdrop it, it just comes right there. | ||
| Instead of it texting, it just goes through Bluetooth because you're near me and it sends it to you in full. | ||
| So this is it right here. | ||
| This is the Galaxy Note 8. It's fucking huge and it's all screen. | ||
| They have a little bit of room for like the speakers on it, but the screen is gigantic. | ||
| Oh, I like that pen. | ||
| And they pull that pen out. | ||
| That pen is so dope, dude. | ||
| It lets you do all kinds of shit. | ||
| Like if someone sends you a picture, you could highlight things with that pen Dude, you're selling the fuck out of me right now. | ||
| I'm in the market. | ||
| You could write notes with your hand. | ||
| See, this to me is big because then I don't have to take a notebook with me. | ||
| I don't need an iPad or anything like that. | ||
| Yeah, you write it. | ||
| Like, look at this. | ||
| This guy wants to highlight some shit. | ||
| Look, you could translate things. | ||
| Goddamn! | ||
| Look, do that, and boom. | ||
| It translates shit for you. | ||
| It charges wirelessly. | ||
| Yeah, look at my spokesbone from Galaxy. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
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Ooh! | |
| But Joe, how does it work? | ||
| If I went from the Apple phone to that, does all my shit transfer over or no? | ||
| Yeah, sort of. | ||
| The problem is, the real problem... | ||
| I tried it with the Google Pixel, just for shits and giggles. | ||
| The real... | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Like, he's writing notes with that thing? | ||
| Come on, son. | ||
| On the lock screen? | ||
| The real problem is iMessages. | ||
| So say if someone's used to sending you iMessages and you send them iMessages, it doesn't want to send you a text. | ||
| It wants to continue to send iMessages and it takes a long time to switch over. | ||
| I actually called up Apple and I said, I want you to remove me from the iMessage database. | ||
| Like remove my email from iMessage. | ||
| Remove me. | ||
| And they said, why? | ||
| And I said, because I got a Google phone. | ||
| They said, why did you do that? | ||
| I said, that's none of your business, bitch! | ||
| Remove me, motherfucker! | ||
| So they removed me from the iMessage database, and it still wouldn't work. | ||
| I mean, it would work half the time. | ||
| That's kind of a bummer. | ||
| That's a deal-breaker for me. | ||
| All the people that had Android phones all worked great. | ||
| Yeah, but how many people have Android phones? | ||
| I know a few people that have Android phones. | ||
| None of my friends. | ||
| Ian Edwards has one. | ||
| Steve Ranella has one. | ||
| I have a few friends that have Androids. | ||
| Remy Warren has one. | ||
| But the majority don't. | ||
| So you're going to have some issues. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And you don't get... | ||
| I get sad when I see green text. | ||
| I like blue. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| It bums me out when I get green. | ||
| I'm like, fuck, man. | ||
| I'm like, he's got one of them phones. | ||
| I judge people. | ||
| People do judge people. | ||
| Some comedian had a bit about it, I think. | ||
| Really? | ||
| I think about hooking up with a girl and you know she's broke when you get a green text from her. | ||
| Or a broke screen. | ||
| Like someone, ah, dude, your phone bums me out. | ||
| I had a friend say, ah, your phone bums me out, man. | ||
| Because it's broken? | ||
| The screen's all broke. | ||
| My case is all jiggity. | ||
| I like that. | ||
| It means you're living your life. | ||
| Yeah, you're right. | ||
| The only thing that's cool about the green text is the person you're texting with doesn't see that you're texting. | ||
| Yeah, the bubble. | ||
| Yeah, sometimes you're not writing anything. | ||
| You're just reviewing the text, your conversation, trying to figure out how they think that you're writing something. | ||
| And then you see that they're writing something, and then they stop. | ||
| Like, oh, they're not sure. | ||
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They're not sure how to reply, motherfucker! | |
| Yeah. | ||
| I've done that to my wife where I'm about to text something, then I don't, and then she'll say, why were you thinking about something? | ||
| And then you change your mind. | ||
| What were you thinking about? | ||
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I wasn't thinking about that. | |
| You were thinking about something. | ||
| You were about to write some shit. | ||
| And then it turned off. | ||
| What were you thinking? | ||
| Tell me. | ||
| What were you thinking? | ||
| I'm like, I was going to say. | ||
| I'm thinking about how beautiful you are and I love you so much. | ||
| I'm so happy in my way. | ||
| I was going to use the kissy emoji, but I decided it's not appropriate for this text. | ||
| I took off the thing where it says red. | ||
| Oh yeah, I was just going to say that. | ||
| That's a bad... | ||
| You might have that on there. | ||
| When you get a text message, if you look at it and you send the thing... | ||
| If you look at it, that person knows you looked at it. | ||
| I don't like that. | ||
| I don't like that shit. | ||
| Maybe I'm busy, man. | ||
| It's like if someone texts me, I might just go straight to the text just to see what their message is because I don't have time. | ||
| You don't have time for everybody. | ||
| It's also fucked up, though. | ||
| The other day, I got 39 text messages. | ||
| I counted them. | ||
| From a psycho or a bunch of people? | ||
| No, in the day. | ||
| 39. I can't keep up with all that. | ||
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You can't. | |
| 39 different people text messaged me. | ||
| Is my job just replying to texts? | ||
| Because if that's my job, then I have to sit down and then people just go, hey, what's up? | ||
| Those don't get a reply. | ||
| Hey, what's up? | ||
| What's up? | ||
| Call me. | ||
| It's either my family or answer a non-question. | ||
| Maybe I'll get back to that. | ||
| For me, it's like, right now I've got to answer these and I'll try to catch up to those. | ||
| You go to one... | ||
| You lock yourself away... | ||
| Doing a podcast for three hours, you're going to have a million messages. | ||
| You don't have time. | ||
| You've got to get in your car. | ||
| This is one of the few times that I guarantee that I'm not going to communicate with anybody any other way. | ||
| This is one of the few times. | ||
| Doing a podcast, this is one of the cool things about these kind of conversations. | ||
| This is the only way we have these conversations. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| We don't have these kind of conversations. | ||
| You're distracted with something else. | ||
| You're distracted, you're checking your phone. | ||
| There's a lot of shit going on. | ||
| The art of conversation is lost on a lot of people. | ||
| And one of the ways we practice it is by doing these podcasts. | ||
| Yeah, this is like a real hangout. | ||
| A hangout when your phone's off. | ||
| Have you had anyone come here try to stay on their phone? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Get the fuck out of my face. | ||
| Russell Peters cannot leave his phone alone. | ||
| Oh, he can't be on the show then? | ||
| He cannot leave his phone alone. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Russell Peters is always like, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| So, I was gonna... | ||
| No, I don't know. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| I go, Russell! | ||
| Come on, Russell! | ||
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Come on, Russell! | |
| Everybody's here. | ||
| We're right here. | ||
| A million people are listening. | ||
| Hey, but it is, you know what? | ||
| That's a bummer. | ||
| Everyone's got a phone. | ||
| Everyone's got a phone and everyone's got a lot of work to do on the goddamn phone. | ||
| It's nice to be able to hang out with somebody and you're like, let's just get on our phones together and we'll talk every now and then and I'll show you a video and we're cool and we're not offending anybody. | ||
| Everyone's just on your phone. | ||
| There's nothing wrong with that. | ||
| Nothing wrong with that. | ||
| Have a fun party. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| It's like we got business. | ||
| I want to hang out with you, but I got to do business and we can talk when there's something to talk about. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| But then I got to handle some shit. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| Don't you notice from doing a lot of podcasts how like if you have conversations with some people, some people are just not really listening to you. | ||
| Not in podcasts, but in the real world. | ||
| Like, you get good at this. | ||
| Like, you do podcasts a lot, so you're really good at having conversations. | ||
| But when you go out in the real world and have conversations with people, there's motherfuckers that just aren't listening. | ||
| They're just talking. | ||
| They're talking at you. | ||
| They're not even responding to what you're saying. | ||
| They're just thinking about what they want to get done on their agenda. | ||
| They're in a different conversation in a text. | ||
| They're like texting someone else in some serious business and they're like, uh-huh. | ||
| No, no, I mean when you're having a conversation with someone and they're not even tuned in to what you're saying. | ||
| There's a lot of people that are just bad at talking. | ||
| Bad communicators. | ||
| And those people are bad at podcasts. | ||
| Every now and then I'll get one of those people on a podcast and you're like, are you even here with me? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Are you listening to me? | ||
| It's work. | ||
| Yeah, it's work. | ||
| Because you're constantly trying to come up constantly. | ||
| And you're trying to bring them in. | ||
| Trying to get them to hook on something. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Trying to get them to go to a store. | ||
| Connect with me. | ||
| Please connect. | ||
| Come back. | ||
| Oh, it's exhausting. | ||
| And what's a bummer, too, is the audience feels it. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Because they're like, oh, this guy sucks. | ||
| Dude, yeah. | ||
| I've talked to people after I had someone on. | ||
| They go, hey, that guy, something was off, right? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah, it was a little off. | ||
| He's like, it seemed like he was on some drugs or something. | ||
| That's another thing I'm finding is how many fucking people are on speed. | ||
|
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Really? | |
| Speed? | ||
|
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What? | |
| Adderall. | ||
| Where? | ||
| Adderall. | ||
| Well, that's not technically meth. | ||
|
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100%. | |
| It's not crystal meth. | ||
| Adderall is meth. | ||
| It really is like... | ||
| It does the same thing. | ||
| No, it does the same thing. | ||
| But when you're on Adderall, you're like, you got a prescription. | ||
| You don't feel like you're a meth head. | ||
| There's a difference between... | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| There's a difference between the... | ||
| People on Adderall still have their teeth. | ||
| Uh, for a while. | ||
| Not all of them. | ||
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Howard, before we started the show, this is the same guy who told me caffeine's bad for you. | |
| You told me caffeine's the same thing as Coke. | ||
| Caffeine is a cousin of Coke. | ||
| They're in the same... | ||
| Caffeine, they're in the same... | ||
| I mean, this was mainstream information, so maybe I'm wrong. | ||
| It's a stimulant. | ||
| It's a stimulant. | ||
| But it's like... | ||
| Because they used to put Coke in Coca-Cola, right? | ||
| No, but they still use Coca-Leaves to make the flavor of... | ||
| Do you know that cocaine... | ||
| The number one provider of medical cocaine is Coca-Cola. | ||
| Do you know how this works? | ||
| Coca-Cola buys coca leaves. | ||
| They have coca leaves that you would get cocaine from. | ||
| That's the flavor. | ||
| It's secret to the flavor of Coca-Cola. | ||
| Shit's delicious. | ||
| That's Coke flavored soda. | ||
| It's just better than Pepsi. | ||
| It's Coca-Cola, for God's sake. | ||
| It's just better than Pepsi. | ||
| It really is. | ||
| It's the best. | ||
| In a can? | ||
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Forget it. | |
| That aluminum? | ||
|
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It's just better. | |
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| That shit that gets in your block. | ||
| You get the Mexican sugar. | ||
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Oof. | |
| I love that shit! | ||
| But the way they make it is with coca leaves. | ||
| They extract the cocaine from the coca leaves, and the company that extracts the cocaine from those coca leaves, they sell it to like, they use it as medical cocaine. | ||
| Escobar Enterprises. | ||
| It's fucking crazy, man. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| Medical cocaine? | ||
| Medical cocaine. | ||
| Damn, when are they going to legalize that? | ||
| Well, medical cocaine, they use for surgeries and shit. | ||
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What? | |
| What if you could do medical cocaine, you could snort it? | ||
| Numbs things down. | ||
| Numbs things like locally, instead of like Novocaine. | ||
| Novocaine, by the way, related to cocaine. | ||
| Lidocaine. | ||
| Lidocaine, I had that shit when I had my nose fixed. | ||
| They put the lidocaine in there. | ||
| How many doctors are taking this medical cocaine and doing crazy things with it? | ||
| Do you remember Joel Wallach? | ||
| Dead Doctors Don't Lie? | ||
| You turned me on to that. | ||
| You turned me on to that book. | ||
| Was he a cookhead? | ||
| No, he was a doctor. | ||
| He was into minerals. | ||
| He was talking to you about how it's weird that people who are veterinarians know that if you have livestock, you have to supplement the minerals and the livestock. | ||
| But people don't think about mineral deficiencies in food when you talk about people that have a regular diet, especially when they don't have a vegetable-rich diet. | ||
| Yeah, with animals, with livestock, you don't have a health insurance, so you gotta, they know, farmers know, you gotta give them these minerals, otherwise your livestock's gonna be shit. | ||
| So, there's no, but when it comes to humans, we don't look at it the same way, but, you know. | ||
| A lot of people do. | ||
| They understand the importance of minerals now. | ||
| But Joel Wallach, one of the things he was talking about is how we put all our faith in doctors when it comes to health, but how little education doctors actually have in nutrition, and then how many doctors are doing drugs. | ||
| How many doctors are like... | ||
| The ones I know. | ||
| Free pills? | ||
| What are they doing? | ||
| You think they have access to all the... | ||
| You don't think they're on shit? | ||
| What are they doing? | ||
| What's going on? | ||
| The ones you've heard of. | ||
| The ones that I've heard of that I've hung out with. | ||
| I mean, they party hard, man. | ||
| They have access to a lot of stuff. | ||
| They make a lot of money. | ||
| They party hard. | ||
| They're people. | ||
| Coke. | ||
| Smart. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Coke. | ||
| Goddamn cocaine. | ||
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What is that? | |
| Adderall. | ||
| Amphetamine. | ||
| Amphetamine aspartame. | ||
| Yeah, it's fucking amphetamine. | ||
| Joe, you're saying people that come on here are on it? | ||
| I've had a bunch of people that I've asked, just flat out ask them. | ||
| Because they're just going. | ||
| Yeah, but they talk so fast and there's so much going on. | ||
| I'm like, there's no way this guy isn't on speed. | ||
| And then it'll come out later in the conversation that they're on Adderall. | ||
| That they take Adderall, they have a prescription. | ||
| They're always like, well, I have ADD. | ||
| "Oh, it's that ADD. | ||
| I got ADD too, motherfucker. | ||
| I can go get a prescription. | ||
| I mean, what does it mean? | ||
| Have you ever taken Adderall? | ||
| No. | ||
| I took it and didn't shut the fuck up, but I couldn't focus on anything. | ||
| I took it in college to write a paper, and someone would come in like, hey, how's the pizza? | ||
| And I'd go on a fucking rant about pizza. | ||
| I got nothing done. | ||
| Nothing done. | ||
| That's like speed. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Speed is supposed to be good for organizing, though. | ||
| Growing up, I was... | ||
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What's the downside to battle on speed? | |
| You lose your teeth? | ||
| Well, it's not just that. | ||
| I think your heart is just, like, overworked. | ||
| Too many beats. | ||
| I think it freaks you out. | ||
| Fast pounding or uneven heartbeats, pain or burning when you urinate. | ||
| That's banging chicks that are on speed. | ||
| Taken more than usual, feelings of extreme happiness or sadness. | ||
| Tremors, hallucinations, unusual behavior, or motor tics. | ||
| Dangerously high blood. | ||
| High blood what? | ||
| High blood. | ||
| Not terrible. | ||
| Let's be real. | ||
| Not awful. | ||
| Well, see, there is a lot of people that are on this stuff on a daily basis. | ||
| Dangerously high blood pressure, severe headache, buzzing in your ears, anxiety, confusion. | ||
| Talking more than usual. | ||
| There's a lot of people that are on this. | ||
| A lot. | ||
| And entertainment. | ||
| Let's take it, not just entertainment, journalism. | ||
| Journalism is a big one. | ||
| This guy who was in here, who's a professor, actually told me that he knows so many fucking journalists. | ||
| And then I started asking journalists, and they confirmed it with me. | ||
| Like, yeah, everybody's on it. | ||
| And I go, everybody? | ||
| He goes, everybody I know that's a successful journalist has taken Adderall. | ||
| I go, why? | ||
| He goes, because you've got deadlines, you can work, you don't get tired, you get things done, you focus. | ||
| He goes, you've got, like, laser beam focus. | ||
| I go, how many of them are abusing it? | ||
| He goes, they're all abusing it. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| It's like steroids for writing. | ||
| Yeah, right? | ||
| PDs for writing. | ||
| So let me ask you this. | ||
| If you had to guess, what's the number of prescriptions every year for Adderall in the United States? | ||
| Let's guess. | ||
| Let's say that again. | ||
| The number of prescriptions every year for Adderall in the United States. | ||
| I have to know what the prescriptions are. | ||
| I'm going to say 5 million. | ||
| I'm going with 30 million. | ||
| 30? | ||
| 20 to 30 million. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm going high. | ||
| How many people are on it right now? | ||
| How many people are on Adderall? | ||
| See, they don't do it that way. | ||
| They write prescriptions written. | ||
| So like, say if you get three months worth, you might use it four times in a year, so you would be four, right? | ||
| So let's find out. | ||
| I'm saying 30. I'm going to go 20. 20. I'm going to say a little lower. | ||
| I'm going to say 5. Well, knowing what I said, you're still going to go with 5? | ||
| 5, Eddie? | ||
| Come on. | ||
| 10. 10. It's peer pressure, bro. | ||
| Don't give him. | ||
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I'm going to go with 10. Stick with 5. What do we got? | |
| The best I could find is from 2012, and it says roughly 16 million Adderall prescriptions are written for adults between 20 and 39. That's pretty good for 2012. However, that's five years ago. | ||
| That doesn't include kids, which a lot of kids took it in school and then into college and are now those probably reporters that are talking about. | ||
| It's about 20. Five years ago, those kids are 20 now, right? | ||
| They could be 15, now they're 20. Yeah, this only started with age 20, so kids that were in high school were 16, 17, 18, 19. They don't have updated statistics? | ||
| I just tried to type in 2016, and this is an article from 2016 using these stats. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| Very interesting. | ||
| It's crazy, because it is speed, and you can get it prescribed to you. | ||
| All you have to do is say, oh, just can't focus, I'm tired all the time, I just don't know what to do. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| They just write you speed. | ||
| Wouldn't it help you in writing, too? | ||
| Really everything. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| Some people say it doesn't help you creatively because you're so like that it's better for like organizing things and moving your notes together. | ||
| Painting your house. | ||
| Like the late, great Robert Schimmel. | ||
| Do you know who Robert Schimmel was? | ||
| Stand-up comedian. | ||
| Hilarious. | ||
| Dear friend. | ||
| Great guy. | ||
| Died a few years back. | ||
| He accidentally took Adderall. | ||
| He actually had a heart attack. | ||
| He thought he was taking his heart medication. | ||
| He took the wrong shit. | ||
| He took someone else's Adderall. | ||
| Call his doctor and he's like, uh, what do I do? | ||
| He goes, how much did you take? | ||
| And he looks at the bottle, tells him the dose. | ||
| He goes, you're going to be fine. | ||
| He goes, you're just going to be up for a while and you're going to be very speedy. | ||
| And so he just said, I just organized my notes. | ||
| He said, I just got in front of my computer and I couldn't stop organizing. | ||
| Just going over my notes and just pulling out pages after pages and writing things down. | ||
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Jesus Christ. | |
| He said, I've never been more focused in my life. | ||
| He goes, I'm scared to try it again. | ||
| I wonder what it's like working out on it. | ||
| A lot of people work out on it. | ||
| We had a lady in here recently who said she works out on it. | ||
| She said she gets pumped. | ||
| Probably goes nuts. | ||
| When I was 19, there was this 23-year-old heavy metal chick who had some speed, and she was hot at the time. | ||
| We did a little bit, and my dick was so goddamn small. | ||
| She was determined. | ||
| To blow it up. | ||
| To blow it up? | ||
| Suck your dick? | ||
| I kept saying, I'm sorry, it won't work. | ||
| It doesn't work. | ||
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It doesn't work. | |
| Because of speed. | ||
| And she goes, don't worry. | ||
| I got all day. | ||
| And she just went on forever and she did eventually resurrect it. | ||
| God bless her. | ||
| Wow. | ||
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It was wicked. | |
| That's the fucking speed made her want to suck that dick all day long. | ||
| She was determined. | ||
| She had a heart. | ||
| No way was she going to give up. | ||
| No. | ||
| Imagine how long it would take. | ||
| Imagine. | ||
| When you do speed, your dick does not work. | ||
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Really? | |
| It just shrinks up. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| It's terrible. | ||
| I don't recommend it to anybody. | ||
| It was terrible. | ||
| I was young. | ||
| I was 19. She was hot. | ||
| A lot of pool players used to take speed. | ||
| They said it helped their game. | ||
| They'd take a bunch of different kinds of speed. | ||
| To focus on the ball? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because pools, it's a lot of intense focus and tiny adjustments you're making. | ||
| You've got to really concentrate on the angles and what you're trying to accomplish. | ||
| It's a very mentally taxing game when you're gambling. | ||
| So a lot of these guys, they gamble for 10-12 hour sessions. | ||
| Here's a question for your Golden Snitch friend. | ||
| If I have a prescription for Adderall, can I fight in the UFC? No. | ||
| What if I have a real deficit? | ||
| Crazy Tim Crater actually got pulled from a card because he had a real deficit and he was on Adderall. | ||
| They pulled him from a card way back in the day. | ||
| This was like Ultimate Fighter days when he was off the Ultimate Fighter. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Adderall, the new drug of choice of many major leaguers. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Meaning baseball, though. | ||
| No, but look, this is football, you're saying. | ||
| That's weird they're showing that. | ||
| That's just a weird video. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Baseball, I've always heard they fuck with Adderall non-stop. | ||
| Adderall is legal and easily obtainable, but also dangerous if abused. | ||
| Use in Major League has reached absurd level. | ||
| Baseball, that's always... | ||
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Absurd? | |
| Dangerous if used, but... | ||
| Yeah, but the thing is, like... | ||
| Also, if you use it, you might be the best fucking baseball player alive and make a kajillion dollars. | ||
| It does provide you with energy that you wouldn't normally have. | ||
| It's cheating, says Dr. Richard Lustberg, New York State licensed psychologist and member of the American Psychological Association. | ||
| Yeah, baseball. | ||
| You're trying to make money. | ||
| Yeah, it's weird. | ||
| You've got 15 years to make money in baseball. | ||
| I'm injecting Adderall into my veins if I'm baseball. | ||
| I'm shooting it right into my dick with a turkey baster. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| Why not? | ||
| Correct. | ||
| You're trying to get paid. | ||
| But in fighting, if you legit have a problem, yeah. | ||
| But what is that problem? | ||
| See, that's the problem. | ||
| It's never been clearly defined to me. | ||
| I've talked to a bunch of psychologists and psychiatrists about it. | ||
| I'm like, what is ADHD? I'm like, how do you define it? | ||
| And you define it by a series of characteristics that people have. | ||
| But you could just say you have those. | ||
| I mean, you could complain about all sorts of things that are on the list. | ||
| It's not like they test you, like, oh, you have syphilis. | ||
| There's no blood type. | ||
| Hey, man, let me test you. | ||
| Oh yeah, bro, you got a disease. | ||
| It's not like that. | ||
| You guys are only me, but even when I was a kid, if you were distracted and couldn't sit still, you'd just think he has a lot of energy and needs to play or go outside more. | ||
| No one was fucking taking medication. | ||
| UFC exec, Frank Muir was not denied an Adderall therapeutic use exemption by Nevada Athletic Commission. | ||
| So what did he say? | ||
| So he got one. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| For Adderall. | ||
| He was granted one by USADA. That's interesting because maybe Tim Crater could have been granted it. | ||
| But it was public. | ||
| I'm not saying anything that people don't know about. | ||
| They were all talking about it at the time. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I think that for the people who really need it, this has got to be very frustrating to see people use it and abuse it. | ||
| I told Brian Callen, I was like, you have ADD like I've never seen before. | ||
| You think so? | ||
| But he's all over the place. | ||
| And he was like, oh, for sure I have ADD. He went to a doctor. | ||
| He was like, nah, you're good. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, Doctor. | ||
| He's not on Adderall? | ||
| I told him to fire his doctor. | ||
| Brian's not on Adderall? | ||
| No, he's on nothing. | ||
| He played it wrong. | ||
| He's on life. | ||
| Fitzsimmons is on it. | ||
| Brian didn't want it. | ||
| He was on... | ||
| Actually, he's on Ritalin. | ||
| Fitzsimmons is on Ritalin. | ||
| What's the difference? | ||
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I don't know. | |
| Speed. | ||
| It's speedy. | ||
| He did the podcast the other day and his knee was like... | ||
| He does a lot of this. | ||
| Like tapping non-stop? | ||
| He does a lot of movement. | ||
| He's constantly moving a lot. | ||
| And someone asked him on Twitter, like, what's that about? | ||
| And he's like, Ritalin. | ||
| Weird. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And he just went on this to talk fast and for his podcast. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| He's been on it because he is legitimately, he has legitimate ADD, which, whatever the fuck that means. | ||
| Yeah, I was going to say, we don't know what legitimate ADD means. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Let's... | ||
| Excuse me. | ||
| Let's define it. | ||
| Like, let's try to see if someone has a definition. | ||
| What is legitimate ADHD? What do you think it is? | ||
| What do you guys think it is? | ||
| I think it's someone who can't focus on fucking anything and they're distracted by everything. | ||
| Well, it's also, yeah, there's definitely that. | ||
| It's also patterns. | ||
| And patterns of, like, behavior that you develop in your life. | ||
| But there's also probably people that have a legitimate disease. | ||
| Like, there's legitimately something wrong with their brain. | ||
| The question is, how many people legitimately have something wrong versus how many people are just abusing it because they just want to... | ||
| They're just assholes. | ||
| Yeah, they just want to use speed. | ||
| Get all that energy and get fired up. | ||
| Is it possible? | ||
| Is there any chance that maybe in some cases ADD or some kind of brain dysfunction is caused by the vaccines maybe? | ||
| Is there a possibility that it's a vaccine? | ||
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Who knows? | |
| I don't know. | ||
| There's definitely side effects to almost every medication that you take for certain people. | ||
| Adult attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, ADHD, is a mental health disorder that includes a combination of persistent problems such as difficulty paying attention, Brian Callen, hyperactivity, Brian Callen, impulsive behavior, Brian Callen. | ||
| Adult ADHD can lead to unstable relationships, Brian Callen, poor work or school performance, Brian Callen, and low self-esteem, not Brian Callen. | ||
| The doctor went, nah, you don't have low self-esteem, can't give it to you, bro. | ||
| And other problems. | ||
| What are the other problems? | ||
| We don't even want to talk about those. | ||
| And other problems. | ||
| Be specific, motherfucker. | ||
| This is a medical diagnosis. | ||
| But if you read that, that's basically every kid you've ever met. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, here's the problem. | ||
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Ever. | |
| You get kids. | ||
| Kids are filled with energy, and they want to play, and they want to have fun, and they want to be stimulated. | ||
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But they don't want to sit there. | |
| They don't want to sit there and fucking listen to your shit. | ||
| Yeah, talk. | ||
| They sit in some uncomfortable bullshit plastic chair, listen to some monotone asshole. | ||
| Who's teaching them nonsense they don't give a fuck about? | ||
| We're doing the schooling wrong. | ||
| It's not the kid's issue. | ||
| I think that's a big part of it. | ||
| But parents want to give it to their kids because they just want their kids to pay attention. | ||
| You know, I had a neighbor who got their kid on Ritalin. | ||
| There was nothing wrong with this kid. | ||
| They got the kid on Ritalin. | ||
| He was just like this all day. | ||
| Stupid parents. | ||
| He was just like... | ||
| Fuckin' focused as fuck, though. | ||
| Hey, focused as fuck! | ||
| He just listened now. | ||
| Probably killin' video games, too. | ||
| Probably, right? | ||
| Just get him in front of Madden. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| Just killin' plays on bitches. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Probably didn't have a lot of friends, though. | ||
| It's definitely dangerous how many people are medicated. | ||
| But the real question is, like, how many people actually could use the medication versus how many people are medicated because doctors are coming. | ||
| I'd like to meet someone really who has that problem, who really has ADD and figure it out. | ||
| I bet some of them kids were seriously abused as kids and they just come out and they're all just fucked up. | ||
| That's definitely a possibility. | ||
| A lot of abuse going on. | ||
| Well, there's also like emotional abuse. | ||
| People just yell at their kids, beat their kids. | ||
| There's kids that people get ignored. | ||
| Kids don't have friends. | ||
| People grow up with parents that are just assholes and their whole life is like they're constantly walking on eggshells. | ||
| They're all fucked up psychologically because of it. | ||
| It's a bummer, man. | ||
| Yeah, it's a bummer, dude. | ||
| I can't read horrible stories, but I read some story about some guy in Texas that his three-year-old daughter wouldn't drink her milk, so he made her stand outside by a tree, and she disappeared. | ||
| He went back out 15 minutes, and she was gone. | ||
| And the police went looking for her. | ||
| They can't find her. | ||
| She disappeared. | ||
| Did you hear in the interview what he said? | ||
| He goes, yeah, I put her out there. | ||
| And they go, what do you think happened? | ||
| He goes, there's been a lot of sighting of coyotes in the area. | ||
| And they're like, what the fuck is wrong with you? | ||
| Coyotes? | ||
| I read that. | ||
| I've read that exact article. | ||
| I couldn't sleep that night, man. | ||
| I could not stop thinking about it. | ||
| If it has to do with kids, it fucks my world up. | ||
| Oh, hell yeah. | ||
| Because she wouldn't finish her milk and she has a disability. | ||
| She has a disability. | ||
| She went and finished her milk at like 1 in the morning. | ||
| So this fucking moron, who they've already taken the other kid away. | ||
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It was 1 in the morning? | |
| 1 in the morning. | ||
| Wouldn't finish her milk. | ||
| So this moron puts out a tree at 2 in the morning. | ||
| And then they've already, child custody, already came and took one of the kids away before. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| People suck, man. | ||
| I'm not a violent guy, but that guy, I would fuck up for free. | ||
| Yeah, that guy doesn't need to be alive. | ||
| That guy should be tortured. | ||
| The fact that he could do that to a baby. | ||
| What the fuck is wrong with you, man? | ||
| And his own daughter. | ||
| And I think about that. | ||
| I think of my kid. | ||
| I think how scared he'd be by the tree. | ||
| It fucks my world up, man. | ||
| So, she's still missing, right? | ||
| There's no update on that. | ||
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No. | |
| They never found her. | ||
| She probably got eaten. | ||
| That guy deserves the death penalty. | ||
| Near Coyotes. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Meanwhile, he probably killed her. | ||
| He made that story up. | ||
| You might be right. | ||
| You might be right, Eddie. | ||
| You might be right. | ||
| You might have. | ||
| That guy deserves the death penalty. | ||
| Where's the proof of the story? | ||
| That sounds like, hey, I gotta tell him something. | ||
| He did it either way. | ||
| If he just left her outside, if he knew there's coyotes around, he's asking his kid to get eaten by a coyote. | ||
| He might have wanted the kid to get eaten by a coyote. | ||
| Because he's a bad person. | ||
| Because he's a piece of shit. | ||
| You know, raising a kid tests you. | ||
| It's like, you know, and there's some people that are just fucked in the head. | ||
| Damn, we shouldn't end on this. | ||
| We definitely shouldn't end it. | ||
| What else you guys got? | ||
| Let's not end on that bullshit. | ||
| Sad. | ||
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I know. | |
| Too much sadness, man. | ||
| There's a lot of sadness, my man. | ||
| A lot of good shit, too. | ||
| Yeah, there's a lot of great shit in the world, but god damn, there's a lot of fucking morons. | ||
| Yeah, that'll fuck your dad. | ||
| And you can't, the thing is, you can't fix them. | ||
| Like a guy like that, once a guy does that to his daughter, you're not fixing that guy. | ||
| That guy's dead. | ||
| The thing about that guy has friends too. | ||
| If he's like, how was your night last night? | ||
| My fucking kid wouldn't finish his bottle so I left her outside. | ||
| What? | ||
| Who the fuck do you hang out with? | ||
| Who else are you hanging out with where you can talk like that and everyone thinks it's all good? | ||
| You know, the thing is, like, you can't forgive someone for that. | ||
| No, you have to kill them. | ||
| How do you forgive someone for doing that to a baby? | ||
| Like, if someone beats a baby to death, there's no returning from that. | ||
| You gotta torture them. | ||
| And then people go, oh, it's a mental illness. | ||
| You gotta publicly torture them. | ||
| Publicly. | ||
| But is that really good? | ||
| Does that fix anything? | ||
| Does it, like... | ||
| Yeah, and scare people. | ||
| Well, there's the bigger picture, and people go, listen, it's a mental illness issue, so we need to fix them, and it's like... | ||
| Yeah, the mental illness issue is a weird one, because I saw something about... | ||
| HuffPost had something about pedophiles, and they eventually took it down, I think. | ||
| But this guy was saying, I'm not a monster, I'm a pedophile. | ||
| And he's basically saying that he has these thoughts, he just doesn't act on them. | ||
| And everybody was like, what? | ||
| Holy fuck. | ||
| What the fuck are you... | ||
| They say that for everything, right? | ||
| If you rape kids, if you're a child molester, if you shoot people, it's a mental illness. | ||
| The real child molesters are running this planet. | ||
| Those are the ones. | ||
| You open the door. | ||
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Fucked up. | |
| Those are the real ones. | ||
| Do you hear that Donald Trump's going to open up the JFK dump? | ||
| How about that? | ||
| All the dump of documents from the JFK that had been sealed up by all the other presidents? | ||
| Like the JFK assassination investigation? | ||
| They sealed some documents up because they're too sensitive. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Like whatever those documents are in. | ||
| Why wouldn't they shred those documents? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Why would damning... | ||
| Documents exist. | ||
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Because these are people from 1962. Also, Trump, for sure, focused on something else than this, huh? | |
| Well, hey, this is not a bad thing to focus on. | ||
| There's so many other things we can focus on. | ||
| Yeah, for sure. | ||
| But, first of all, no one really can be president. | ||
| Let's be honest. | ||
| There's not a single person that can focus on the economy and healthcare and international relations and the environment. | ||
| There's no way. | ||
| There's people who can do a better job, though. | ||
| Yes, for sure. | ||
| But there's not enough time in the world to focus on any of those things. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| You know what he should focus on? | ||
| Donald Trump should focus on the Vegas shooting. | ||
| He hasn't said shit about it. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| You think there was some shady shit going on? | ||
| Here's the thing about this Kennedy assassination. | ||
| One of the reasons why if I was him, I would focus on the Kennedy assassination is they might fucking kill him. | ||
| It's entirely possible that he's thinking that he could get assassinated. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Maybe that's why he's opening it. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| I wouldn't think there was any files. | ||
| Why would those files exist? | ||
| They should have been burned a long time ago. | ||
| Yeah, you would think so, right? | ||
| There's no files. | ||
| And also, doesn't he have the highest security of all time? | ||
| They pay the most to protect him out of all time because there's such a threat now? | ||
| Oh, he has crazy security. | ||
| You ever seen the doors on his limo? | ||
| They had a video of him. | ||
| I was... | ||
| God, I can't stop coughing today. | ||
| I was looking at this image of him. | ||
| There was a video of him getting out of the limo, and I was like, look at that door on that fucking limo. | ||
| And then I went to some images of the limo. | ||
| The limo door is like that thick. | ||
| Is it different than Obama's, though? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Isn't that the standard one that Cadillac makes? | ||
| I never looked at the other one. | ||
| But, I mean, the doors are fucking ridiculously thick. | ||
| They're bomb-proof. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, they're sick. | ||
| That would be the dopest car to drive around in. | ||
| You'd be like, fuck! | ||
| Fuck you! | ||
| Fire away, boys. | ||
| Drive me around, man. | ||
| Sick. | ||
| You'd be in there sipping tea. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| Pinkies up. | ||
| Whole world. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They make a car that you can buy. | ||
| There's a company called DevRolo. | ||
| D-E-V-R-O-L-O. And they make a car like your truck. | ||
| A Toyota Tundra. | ||
| But they make that motherfucker bulletproof. | ||
| I used to work for a company that used to bulletproof vehicles for two weeks. | ||
| It was a fiberglass. | ||
| They do it in fiberglass. | ||
| I couldn't hang. | ||
| Yes, I quit. | ||
| It was too hard. | ||
| Oh, the fiberglass fumes and shit. | ||
| The dust. | ||
| There's fiberglass. | ||
| It's a shitty gig. | ||
| We made cars for diplomats and for mobile check-cashing vans. | ||
| Those are the big things. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| And then private cars. | ||
| You just fill the doors up with fiberglass, just sheets of fiberglass. | ||
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Really? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| That's it? | ||
| But what about the windows? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't remember how the windows are. | ||
| Bulletproof windows are thick as fuck. | ||
| I don't think the windows are a different factory. | ||
| Just bulletproof underneath. | ||
| Make it bomb-proof from underneath. | ||
| Fiberglass the shit out of the doors. | ||
| But this DevRolo company, they do it like consumer cars. | ||
| And I don't know what they do with the windows. | ||
| In Brazil, they're popular. | ||
| Bulletproof cars? | ||
| I'm sure. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| Brazil, Mexico. | ||
| Here's the president's update. | ||
| New Cadillac presidential limousine to debut later in 2017. Cadillac just runs that shit. | ||
| You bet your ass it's Cadillac. | ||
| It's called The Beast. | ||
| Oh, what a fucking clever name. | ||
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The Beast. | |
| The Beast. | ||
| A.K.A. The Beast. | ||
| Nothing can't be cheap. | ||
| Wait a minute. | ||
| They're selling it to anybody? | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| I need to get one. | ||
| How come I can't buy what the president has? | ||
| Come on, bro. | ||
| What do you think how much one of those limos goes for? | ||
| What's the money? | ||
| I'm going to say $600,000. | ||
| Oh, no, no. | ||
| If the taxpayers are paying for it, that's $2 billion. | ||
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Who's paying for it? | |
| Oh, okay. | ||
| It's that tax money. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| No bid contract. | ||
| A billion dollar limousine. | ||
| Two plus three plus two layout means it can carry chief executive and a couple of aides on most journeys. | ||
| Passenger compartment would still offer conference-style seating for five and the rear passenger doors will still be positioned to the front of the rear quarter windows that will partially obscure the two rear seats. | ||
| If I was president, I wouldn't have a cow like that. | ||
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Would you have? | |
| I'd have something like that, but the front end would be a Viper. | ||
| So American. | ||
| I'd have the Punisher war van. | ||
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That'd be sick. | |
| And put a fucking white skull on the side of it, too. | ||
| Could do like a big-ass long Bronco. | ||
| Just something so fucking American. | ||
| Mmm, a Bronco. | ||
| That'd be sick. | ||
| Maybe a Ram. | ||
| Dodge Ram. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Bulletproof a smart car. | ||
| Be a bummer, man. | ||
| Those things are so ridiculous. | ||
| How many of those things get crushed? | ||
| You don't see a lot of them, though. | ||
| You see a little of them in Hollywood. | ||
| I feel like they're dying out. | ||
| You think so? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| People don't want to save gas that much. | ||
| You can't get laid. | ||
| They're so lame. | ||
| They're so funny. | ||
| A girl riding a Prius. | ||
| It's like a motorcycle. | ||
| You're dead. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| A girl riding a Prius with you. | ||
| Like, oh, he's just really clean. | ||
| He's green. | ||
| Vegan chicks. | ||
| He's really into the environment. | ||
| Who's that? | ||
| Chad Ochocinco. | ||
| Chad Ochocinco has a hooked up smart car? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What is he doing these days? | ||
| That's a big smart car, right? | ||
| That's a special one? | ||
| He was rumored, they tried to do a flag football league, him and T.O. and a couple other players that used to be in the NFL, and they did like a pilot game, I think, to try to see if anybody was interested. | ||
| But he's managed to stay fairly relevant. | ||
| Yeah, he's really big on Twitter. | ||
| He plays, he goes around the world, I don't know what world, but the United States and challenges people in FIFA. He says he'll play them at their games. | ||
| Yeah, he's really good at soccer. | ||
| He's really good at it. | ||
| He's good at physicals. | ||
| I mean, like real soccer. | ||
| He just keeps his name out there. | ||
| Flag football, sir? | ||
| Absolutely not. | ||
| The same as that three-on-three basketball league. | ||
| Get the fuck out of my face with that. | ||
| He's got a hooked-up smart car. | ||
| I've never seen a hooked-up smart car. | ||
| I don't want to see a hooked-up smart car. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| No. | ||
| Vented rotors. | ||
| No? | ||
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You're not into it? | |
| Nope. | ||
| You're angry. | ||
| It's just not for me, man. | ||
| You look a little angry. | ||
| It's just not for me, you know? | ||
| Yeah, it looks like you're taking offense. | ||
| Yeah, those are not the best cars to drive around in. | ||
| No, fuck no. | ||
| These seem super dangerous. | ||
| Prius got cool because Leonardo DiCaprio, you know, rocks them. | ||
| You know, he doesn't really rock them. | ||
| He just rocked them with a photo shoot and he hopped out of that and right into his Ferrari. | ||
| I just see you, bitches. | ||
| I was getting blown, snorting Adderall. | ||
| Does Brian still have the Tesla? | ||
| No. | ||
| Oh, he does have a Tesla. | ||
| Sorry, he does have a Tesla. | ||
| It's all fucked. | ||
| You gotta have a Tesla. | ||
| Might as well. | ||
| That's a dope car, man. | ||
| Is that a Tesla? | ||
| Fisker. | ||
| Fisker Karma. | ||
| They caught on fire, though, didn't they? | ||
| Well, the old ones did. | ||
| When they had that hurricane that hit the East Coast a couple years back, they had all these bitches parked near some water, and the tide came in, and they all blew up. | ||
| When they went underwater, they just started exploding. | ||
| Yeah, you can get for cheap. | ||
| If it rains, you're kind of fucked, but they're cool. | ||
| Well, I think they've fixed that. | ||
| No, they're out of business. | ||
| No, they're back. | ||
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Are they back? | |
| Yeah, Fisker's back. | ||
| Damn, I want one. | ||
| They have a new car. | ||
| There's all the cars. | ||
| Look at them all. | ||
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They're all just fucking cinders. | |
| They all just blew up and caught on fire. | ||
| That is fucking hilarious, man. | ||
| Look at them all. | ||
| Fuck. | ||
| Imagine the people that own them. | ||
| Like, hey, you fucking piece of shit. | ||
| What if I drive through a puddle? | ||
| Damn. | ||
| That car's gonna blow up? | ||
| That's a sweet ride, though. | ||
| That's like, you know, step up from Tesla. | ||
| That's the future. | ||
| It's way cool. | ||
| That's Leonardo. | ||
| Justin Bieber had one. | ||
| Yeah, the Biebs had the gold one. | ||
| The chrome one, yeah. | ||
| I think that's the future, is electric cars. | ||
| It's just they're not quite ready for prime time right now. | ||
| I know for the environment, I get it. | ||
| I like that aspect. | ||
| I just can't get into it, man. | ||
| I get into a Tesla, and it bums me out. | ||
| They're better for the air, for sure. | ||
| But environmentally, there's a lot of concerns with those things. | ||
| Like how they extract the minerals that they use to make the batteries. | ||
| The lithium. | ||
| Lithium comes from a lot of, like, they call them conflict minerals. | ||
| It comes from a lot of, like, really poor areas where people are forced to mine these things. | ||
| They have no other way to make money. | ||
| There have been a bunch of articles written on it. | ||
| Isn't that how all shit's made? | ||
| Pretty much. | ||
| Cell phones. | ||
| You can say that about everything. | ||
| Well, here's the thing. | ||
| It's just cell phones. | ||
| Like cell phones, like coltan that they use to make cell... | ||
| Is that how you call it? | ||
| Coltan? | ||
| I think it's called coltan. | ||
| It's a mineral that they use to make cell phones. | ||
| And for the longest time, at least, it was like a lot of it was being made in the Congo. | ||
| And these people were essentially like almost slaves, like mining this stuff. | ||
| These little children, these child workers to mine this stuff. | ||
| There it is. | ||
| It's a lot of stuff, though, isn't it? | ||
| Coltan. | ||
| Conflict minerals in the Congo. | ||
| Documentaries have been done on this. | ||
| It's horrible. | ||
| So in the Congo, this is one place that's particularly rich with cold tan, and these poor, poor, poor people, like a level of poor that you and I just will never understand. | ||
| And we need that for our phones? | ||
| Yep, yep. | ||
| It's a key ingredient in cell phones. | ||
| And I think maybe laptops too, but definitely cell phones. | ||
| It's fucked up, dude. | ||
| You know, it's just, it's a weird thing, man. | ||
| You got a phone, right? | ||
| If you got a phone made by any of these major companies, a lot of them get made in China. | ||
| People are jumping off the roofs of the buildings right now. | ||
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These guys are suffering? | |
| Or are they just working? | ||
| What's going on right here? | ||
| Well, they're getting paid very little money. | ||
| But compared to us or compared to other people there? | ||
| That's the standard payout there, right? | ||
| Maybe they're balling. | ||
| Maybe they're happy to have a job. | ||
| Are they hanging themselves like in China? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
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Apple had to put up a net so many people were jumping up. | |
| They were just sifting through the gravel, chilling, with their headphones on, listening to podcasts. | ||
| People die doing it all the time. | ||
| Yeah, they're listening to How Stuff Works. | ||
| Listening to JFK docs. | ||
| They're listening to TED Talks on Coltan. | ||
| Like, no, this is not how it goes. | ||
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Motherfuckers, I'm knee-deep in mud right now looking for this. | |
| Let me call you back. | ||
| I'm on Facebook. | ||
| I gotta piss so bad, man. | ||
| Let's wrap this bitch up. | ||
| EBI is tomorrow. | ||
| Eddie Bravo, tell people how they can listen, tune in, give them a pitch. | ||
| It's gonna be on UFC Fight Pass, or you can order it on pay-per-view at inchbyinch.tv. | ||
| It's at the Orpheum, so if you're anywhere in Southern California, get down there and watch it live. | ||
| It's in downtown LA. Gary Tonin, Wagner Rocha, Nathan Orchard, PJ Bark, Bill Cooper, and a four-man combat jiu-jitsu tournament. | ||
| Goddamn. | ||
| Featuring Richie Martinez. | ||
| Super high-level jiu-jitsu. | ||
| Brendan Schaub, what's going on with you? | ||
| I'm on tour November, December. | ||
| tfatk.com for tickets. | ||
| Calusa, Ohio. | ||
| I'm in Buffalo. | ||
| Damn! | ||
| I'm all over. | ||
| Nashville, Zanies. | ||
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Damn! | |
| I'm all over, man. | ||
| Congratulations, man. | ||
| Thanks, brother. | ||
| tfatk.com. | ||
| That's awesome. | ||
| That's it, friends. | ||
| We're done for today. | ||
| See ya! |
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