June 19, 2016 - The Joe Rogan Experience
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| Yeah! | ||
| We're live, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| Eddie Bravo, fresh out of fucking surgeries here. | ||
| Looking good. | ||
| Gangster as fuck. | ||
| Very few people would do that. | ||
| I'd be in bed, my feet up, pilled out of my mind. | ||
| It was just spine surgery. | ||
|
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It's no big deal. | |
| Yeah, no big deal. | ||
| Spine. | ||
| Dude got a disc replacement, titanium disc. | ||
| Incredible. | ||
| Brian Callen, of course, is here. | ||
| Popping wine as we speak. | ||
| That sound was organic. | ||
| It wasn't orchestrated, although if Brian Callen had a character and his opening in a sitcom was like how Kramer slides in, Brian would have a nice bottle of wine and he would pop it and then he would explain the vineyard and what part of France... | ||
| It grows. | ||
| Well, it's Barolo. | ||
| This is Barolo from Italy. | ||
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Oh, Italy. | |
| Castellero. | ||
|
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Castellero. | |
| Tell me. | ||
| Tell me more. | ||
| But because it's so good, you know, and Giancarlo Fenocchio is my favorite. | ||
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Is that the Palo one? | |
| No. | ||
| No, I forgot to bring him. | ||
| I realized as I was pulling into the driveway. | ||
| But Brendan Motherfucker Shop is here with a powerful Young Jamie t-shirt fresh out of the box. | ||
|
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This thing is hot. | |
| Young Jamie, where does a motherfucker get a Y-N-G-J-M-E, like Run DMC Young Jamie shirt? | ||
| You can find one at youngjame.com. | ||
| Youngjamie.com, bitches! | ||
| People are going to get mad at you. | ||
|
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He fucking sold out! | |
| Jamie used to be one of us. | ||
| He sold out. | ||
| Now Jamie's just sitting for the money. | ||
| Youngjamie.com. | ||
| Folks, you don't have to buy it, but it is a dope shirt. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| What's wrong with you? | ||
| How could you not? | ||
| How could you not love it? | ||
| I have to throw it on. | ||
| I had a nice stylish shirt. | ||
| I thought, you know what? | ||
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I appreciate it. | |
| He's got his own shirt on, which is a strong move. | ||
| That's like a bold, that's almost a rapper. | ||
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I'm not on camera. | |
| But it's almost a rapper move. | ||
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With his name on it? | |
| Yeah, you got a shirt with your name on it. | ||
| That is one thing a stand-up comic cannot pull off. | ||
| You cannot walk around with a shirt with your own face on it. | ||
| That's tough. | ||
| That literally cannot be done. | ||
| Yeah, and jujitsu, it's a weird thing, too. | ||
| There was one shirt that was an Eddie Bravo scramble shirt. | ||
| I could never wear it. | ||
| I can't wear it. | ||
| I can wear a tenth plan of shit all day. | ||
| But something that says Eddie Bravo jujitsu or something, I don't know. | ||
| I'd like to get jujitsu shirts made with my name. | ||
| It just says, he used to be a blue belt. | ||
| I've definitely worn JRE shirts before, but it was almost like nobody knew what the fuck it meant. | ||
| It's also a brand. | ||
| It's not like your name. | ||
| It's a brand, sort of. | ||
| It doesn't say Joe Rogan on it. | ||
| You can get away with it. | ||
| I feel like when you get to a certain amount of fame, you don't see anyone doing it. | ||
| You can do it. | ||
| I wore a Finally Kids shirt for some picture, and Whitney Cummins went, don't ever, ever. | ||
| Post a picture of you wearing your own shirt again. | ||
| She goes, celebrities don't do that. | ||
| You are the fighter and the kid. | ||
| You can't. | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| Even to promote it? | ||
| You can't be on America's Got Talent and wear an America's Got Talent t-shirt. | ||
| If I own America's Got Talent, I'm going to wear America's Got Talent. | ||
| If you were the host of Star Search and you had a Star Search shirt everywhere, you would go to clothes with a Star Search shirt. | ||
| What if Johnny Depp wore a shirt that said, Johnny Depp. | ||
| Or just Johnny Depp. | ||
| Kanye West, that's still gay. | ||
| Yeah, but that's his design. | ||
| That's different. | ||
| If I designed something cool, I'd wear it. | ||
| Dude, I think Kanye West is quite silly in a lot of ways, but his fucking sneakers look dope. | ||
| They're badass. | ||
| He's a great designer. | ||
| He's got a good mind for things. | ||
| He sets the trend for fashion. | ||
| He's an interesting cat. | ||
| In a lot of ways. | ||
| He's batshit crazy. | ||
| Sure, for sure. | ||
| But who the fuck isn't? | ||
| You are too, bitch. | ||
| Oh, hell yeah. | ||
| I am as well. | ||
| Everybody in his room is crazy. | ||
| He's also prolific. | ||
| I bought all his music because I told you I was hating on him and I went home. | ||
| I have to educate you. | ||
| Yeah, I listened to everything. | ||
| I literally bought all his music and he's so prolific, man. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| He's a bad motherfucker, for sure. | ||
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Who's this? | |
| No doubt about it. | ||
| Kanye West. | ||
| But you know who fucking makes me feel lazy as shit? | ||
| Is Kevin Hart. | ||
| Him and The Rock. | ||
| The two of them together. | ||
| Will they just take it down a notch? | ||
| Can I relax? | ||
| You can follow him on Instagram. | ||
| Dude, Kevin Hart's running 10Ks. | ||
| He's sponsored by Nike. | ||
| He's got his own shoe. | ||
| Oh, speaking of someone who makes me feel lazy, my friend Cameron Haynes is in a 24-hour race right now. | ||
| He texted me seven hours in. | ||
| He had already ran 50 miles. | ||
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Jesus. | |
| He said, but he's hurting and he's going to keep hammering. | ||
| So at that pace, just stop and think about this. | ||
| He's not going to be able to keep up that pace because that pace is insane. | ||
| Seven hours for 50 miles. | ||
| That's 100 miles in 14 hours. | ||
| Nobody does that. | ||
| It's usually like 24 hours. | ||
| He did 106 last time in 24 hours and he came in, I want to say like fifth place. | ||
| That's ridiculous. | ||
| There was a woman in front of him. | ||
| There was a woman who was just a monster. | ||
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What's the average mile is that? | |
| You're rolling. | ||
| Yeah, you're rolling. | ||
| Cam ran 106 miles, I believe. | ||
| And I think the guy who won, I do not remember his name, but I believe he was north of 113. He might even ran 114. What was his build like? | ||
| Was he skinny or was he like a thick? | ||
| Like a fucking gazelle. | ||
| Well, Cam was too big at the time. | ||
| Cam was up to like 180. He lifts a lot of weights and he was up to like 180. That's huge. | ||
| For a guy who runs a hundred, it's real crazy, but he runs a half a marathon literally every day because he's preparing for the Bigfoot 200 in August. | ||
| So this hundred-mile race that he's doing, his 24-hour race, is just to prepare him for a 200-mile race in August. | ||
| Like, dude, Fucking relax. | ||
| I can't follow him on Instagram. | ||
| I can't follow him on Instagram. | ||
| And he's got a full-time job. | ||
| Doing what? | ||
| Department of Water and Power in Oregon. | ||
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Fucking relax, man. | |
| Full-time job. | ||
| What are you trying to do? | ||
| Most successful bowhunter in the world. | ||
| Runs marathons. | ||
| He's an X-Man. | ||
| What does he eat? | ||
| He beat Lance Armstrong in the Boston Marathon. | ||
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What? | |
| Is this true? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Not on a bike, though. | ||
| Didn't matter. | ||
| Running? | ||
| He's one of the greatest endurance athletes the world's ever known? | ||
| But what does he do for maintenance? | ||
| How does he keep his body... | ||
| He's a savage! | ||
| He's 100% savage. | ||
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Jesus. | |
| You guys are not the same, Brian. | ||
| All he does is eat elk. | ||
| No, not the same. | ||
| He eats elk and bear, and he runs, and he lifts, and he works an eight-hour-a-day job. | ||
| He lives on elk. | ||
| I'm tired. | ||
| I'm tired. | ||
| Me, too. | ||
| I'm exhausted. | ||
| Just looking at his Facebook feed. | ||
| I'm exhausted. | ||
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God. | |
| I gotta start upping my archery running game. | ||
| Speaking of exhausted, let's talk about the first fight. | ||
| This fight is gonna be fucking badass. | ||
| These chicks are down. | ||
| Valerie Letourneau. | ||
| So this is a flyweight fight. | ||
| This is the first, I think, is this the first UFC flyweight fight? | ||
| Is that what it is? | ||
| What is SW? Strawweight. | ||
| She's the number five strawweight contender, but this is not a strawweight fight. | ||
| This is a flyweight fight. | ||
| I think, if I'm not, I could totally be wrong and the fucking nerds are going crazy right now. | ||
| It's the second, you piece of shit! | ||
| There was an undercard fight in fucking Poland! | ||
| I love you guys. | ||
| Relax. | ||
| Everybody relax. | ||
| Everybody calm down. | ||
| She's nervous as shit. | ||
| That's a beautiful name. | ||
| I think she's cute. | ||
| Show us the card, Jamie, on the other screen, so we can see what fights there are. | ||
| It's a fun card, for sure. | ||
| I think she's cute, too. | ||
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This is the first one, yeah. | |
| Brian, you think every girl is cool? | ||
| Well, I'm old. | ||
| I'm old, so any girl in her 20s is adorable. | ||
| You're like the creepy guy from Family Guy. | ||
| Like Dom Herrera said, he's like, she could have a goat head. | ||
| She's in her 20s. | ||
| So it's Calderwood and Letourneau. | ||
| And Letourneau just had a fucking amazing fight with Johanna Jacek. | ||
| Really? | ||
| That was a five-round war in Australia. | ||
| She went to war, dude, for five rounds with this beast of a Muay Thai fighter. | ||
| Super beast. | ||
| And she lost the fight, but she more than held her own. | ||
| Johanna... | ||
| The champion. | ||
| Yes! | ||
| Wow! | ||
| Valerie Letourneau, she got down at 125, which I think was too much of a struggle for her. | ||
| 115. Excuse me, yes, thank you. | ||
| And now she's at 125. This is her first fight at 125. But I believe she's fought at 135, too. | ||
| Would you say Ioana's the best pound-for-pound female fighter? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| She's hands down, right? | ||
| She's nasty, dude. | ||
| She's nasty. | ||
| She scares me. | ||
| Her striking is so clean. | ||
| But... | ||
| I gotta say, her fight with Claudia Gaudet was super, super close, man. | ||
| It was real close. | ||
| Really close. | ||
| She dropped her, though, with a big fucking uppercut. | ||
| A little while ago, though. | ||
| Mm-hmm. | ||
| They both improved. | ||
| Should be interesting. | ||
| I think so, too. | ||
| When are they fighting again? | ||
| Claudia is a straight... | ||
| 200. Dying piece. | ||
| I didn't realize it. | ||
| So I started watching Ultimate Fighter. | ||
| She's very pretty. | ||
| She's jacked, too. | ||
| She's so strong. | ||
| She looks like Thiago Alves a little bit. | ||
| Her jiu-jitsu is nasty, man. | ||
| Her top pressure. | ||
| She's very tough to escape from. | ||
| Really strong, technical jiu-jitsu. | ||
| And her kickboxing, not bad either, man. | ||
| No, she's pretty well-rounded. | ||
| Very well-rounded. | ||
| If anyone's going to beat Ioana, it's her. | ||
| If you watch Ultimate Fighter, I thought she came off better than Ioana. | ||
| She won more fans. | ||
| You know, they had a full-on film. | ||
| They were throwing head kicks at each other and everything. | ||
| Who throws head kicks in a hallway? | ||
| Meanwhile, Calderwood is about to get caught in this Valerie LeTerno arm bar. | ||
| Her arm's not in a good position. | ||
| Her left arm's not in a good position. | ||
| She's just kind of holding on there. | ||
| Big right hand. | ||
| Calderwood's nasty, man. | ||
| She fights hard. | ||
| Real aggressive. | ||
| Oh, Valerie goes for it again, but this time not even close. | ||
| Egebrade, care to comment on the control of the posture? | ||
| It's old school style. | ||
| You know, doing jujitsu against that fence, it's tough. | ||
| You're getting squashed and jujitsu practitioners generally aren't used to that. | ||
| Yeah, you really kind of have to fight or train with one of those, huh? | ||
| Yeah, you got to learn how to use the fence to your benefit. | ||
| And that takes a lot of practice. | ||
| I'm not that good at that. | ||
| You know, man, I was really surprised when we used to roll at Legends, how much it hurts. | ||
| The cage? | ||
| Yeah, the first thing that surprised me... | ||
| No, your head. | ||
| The worst. | ||
| Like, when your head gets banged into it, and your head gets pushed into it, it fucking hurts, man. | ||
| It doesn't give that much up. | ||
| Even your fingers, man. | ||
| It doesn't feel good at all. | ||
| It's not fun if they rub up against you. | ||
| No, I mean, if you're going to do, like, straight jiu-jitsu and you just want to do jiu-jitsu and never get involved in MMA, you really should have, like, a padded wall. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| Fuck that cage. | ||
| But the cage looks good if someone's going to sign up. | ||
| Walk in there. | ||
| Do you want to be like Brendan Chum? | ||
| Do you want to be a cage fighter? | ||
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Yeah, bro. | |
| We got a cage. | ||
| Full cage. | ||
| Full cage. | ||
| Hey, man. | ||
| Full MMA. Training at a place with a full cage, bro. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| I'm serious. | ||
| As a fucking total poser, I used to like to walk into that cage. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Oh, no! | ||
| Calderwood! | ||
| Oh, no! | ||
| All over! | ||
| Oh, Letourneau is hurting! | ||
| You know you're a bad bitch if you got a shaved head. | ||
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Oh, shit! | |
| She's scrambling! | ||
| They could have easily stopped that. | ||
| Oh, my God, easily. | ||
| Letourneau is tough! | ||
| Wow! | ||
| Thank God they didn't, see? | ||
| Wow! | ||
| Thank God they didn't! | ||
| She got that spinning elbow right in the old jaw. | ||
| She recovered. | ||
| Look, she missed it looking at the full card. | ||
| Dude, she got tagged again. | ||
| Valerie Letourneau is so tough, man. | ||
| They're in bows. | ||
| You know, she has a good striking background. | ||
| I think she's just used to getting hit. | ||
| Man. | ||
| But she's just tough, too, man. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| Calderwood with the big elbow. | ||
| Oh, we should tell you guys, it's 1-13. | ||
| If you want to sync up, it's 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5. That's probably the best way to do it, right? | ||
| For sure. | ||
| First round, Joanna Calderwood and Valerie Letourneau. | ||
| It's a good card though, man. | ||
| It is a very good card. | ||
| Next fight's fun. | ||
| Did you see the Tamina McCrory fight earlier? | ||
| What happened? | ||
| Which one? | ||
| The turn was tough, dude. | ||
| Did you see that? | ||
| Tamden got starched with one straight left hand. | ||
| Damn, I didn't see it. | ||
| I saw homeboy Joe Soto. | ||
| Damn, I see a little Damian Maia. | ||
| And mad pressure, too. | ||
| He was losing that fight. | ||
| He was losing that fight, but they weren't giving him enough credit for the pressure that he was putting on Chris. | ||
| Because he was getting tagged, I think. | ||
| He was getting lit up. | ||
| I thought he was getting lit up. | ||
| I thought he was definitely getting hit. | ||
| I thought the second round he won. | ||
| So he won the second round and he was winning the third round. | ||
| Look at this fight. | ||
| When Kenny was saying that he was down two rounds to one, I was like, man, I don't see how he could have lost the second. | ||
| This girl is taking shots. | ||
| And then third was up in the air until he took him down. | ||
| It was night-night. | ||
| See, what I was seeing, though, was a lot of pressure. | ||
| I mean, Chris was definitely hitting him, but he didn't have him hurt at any point. | ||
| And Soto was constantly moving forward and constantly pressuring him. | ||
| Bro, what a fight. | ||
| Yeah, very good fight. | ||
| And then in the third, Soto started to tag him. | ||
| Soto started to really put that pressure on him. | ||
| And look, it's fucking hard as hell. | ||
| No one has to tell you to back up while you're striking. | ||
| Backing up and striking is so much harder. | ||
| What do you mean? | ||
| You never move backwards. | ||
| You never move backwards in real life. | ||
| You run forward. | ||
| So in order to run backwards all the time like that, it's exhausting. | ||
| It's way harder to move backwards. | ||
| That's why Thompson's so special. | ||
| Oh, and Lyoto. | ||
| When Lyoto was at his best, you couldn't even get near him. | ||
| But that's just, it's a thing that you could get good at. | ||
| Muhammad Ali used to run miles backwards. | ||
| It's over years and years. | ||
| Like, Wanderboy's been doing it since he was a kid. | ||
| Oh yeah. | ||
| You gotta do it. | ||
| You gotta do it. | ||
| It's like, it's a really important part of footwork. | ||
| The backing up thing can't be exhausting to you. | ||
| Because the moving forward thing is easy for everybody. | ||
| So if a guy is just sort of walking you down, you can't hurt him. | ||
| His walking forward is relaxed and easy. | ||
| Because it's natural? | ||
| Yeah, especially if he has good blocking. | ||
| But you're constantly springing your body backwards, springing your body backwards, looking for openings. | ||
| It's exhausting. | ||
| It takes like 30% more energy. | ||
| Watch this. | ||
| Watch this. | ||
| This is crazy. | ||
| Oh, it's a spinning back fist! | ||
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Jesus, it's perfect! | |
| She's out! | ||
| She's hurting, for sure. | ||
| She definitely wasn't out. | ||
| But Joe, think about it. | ||
| The guys that can grow backwards, successful, are some of the best. | ||
| Oh, for sure. | ||
| They're the worst to deal with. | ||
| Dude, they're hard to deal with. | ||
| Because you can't mimic it really in training. | ||
| One of the things interesting about this fight tonight is that Rory brought in one of the best guys in the world at it. | ||
| He brought in Raymond Daniels. | ||
| Raymond Daniels, that badass karate guy from Glory, who throws those 360 turning sidekicks and hits dudes in the face with them. | ||
| He's wild, man. | ||
| His kicking is insane. | ||
| So Rory's going to be working with a guy who can kick arguably as good as Wonderboy, or in the neighborhood at least. | ||
| I would say better at his level, especially professionally. | ||
| As a kickboxer, it's good to make that argument. | ||
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It's also different though, isn't it? | |
| Yeah, well the thing is, Wonderboy as a kickboxer was absolutely perfect. | ||
| 57-0, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, and Raymond's lost some tough fights. | ||
| But did Raymond lose to guys like Valtellini? | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| And did he lose to those guys because they were just so world class? | ||
| Tougher competition. | ||
| And Wonderboy never faced someone like that? | ||
| Is that the case? | ||
| I think so. | ||
| Oh, damn! | ||
| She's tagging her! | ||
| Laterno's so tough. | ||
| We're talking so much shit through this awesome fight. | ||
| Oh, it's such a good fight. | ||
| Watch Laterno. | ||
| She's just... | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| It is a very good fight, though. | ||
| Damn, it's a good fight. | ||
| And she's... | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Getting caught. | ||
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Oh, shit. | |
| Laterno's just throwing and connecting every time. | ||
| Well, Letourneau, like, you see her striking. | ||
| It's real technical, man. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| Look at that nice uppercut there. | ||
| Great uppercut. | ||
| You saw that in the Yon Jacek fight. | ||
| That's the only way you can survive striking with Yon Jacek. | ||
| But I do have to say, Joanna broke her hand in that fight. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So that could have had a big factor. | ||
| By the way, still throwing bombs with it. | ||
| Still throwing bombs. | ||
| Throwing bombs with a broken hand. | ||
| They say she would go into Golden Glory and just do work against dudes. | ||
| Oh, I can imagine. | ||
| She's just a monster. | ||
| I can imagine. | ||
| I could imagine. | ||
| They get intimidating as being her size. | ||
| Going to Golden Glory. | ||
| Super impressed with her. | ||
| What is Vaterno's background? | ||
| Is she a striker first, too? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, a striker. | ||
| She's an ATT girl. | ||
| She trains at American Top Team, which she can't have on her shorts. | ||
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Oh, look at that. | |
| Isn't that weird? | ||
| Even in boxing, you'd have Kronk on your shorts. | ||
| They should have their fucking gym on their shorts. | ||
| You should be able to have your gym on your shorts. | ||
| On top of Reebok, you should definitely have your gym on your shorts. | ||
| Like, out of respect, right? | ||
| I agree. | ||
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Why don't more fighters practice running backwards? | |
| It's a good question. | ||
| It's hard. | ||
| Nobody does that. | ||
| This is the first time I've ever heard of this. | ||
| Well, Eddie, you know how a lot of dudes don't like to be on the bottom? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Same thing. | ||
| People don't want to do things that they don't like to do in training. | ||
| And especially running backwards, it's not fun. | ||
| It's also going to take a while to get good. | ||
| But it seems like a good workout thing. | ||
| Just run backwards just for your cardio. | ||
| I realized real early in doing Taekwondo how exhausting it is to try to move backwards. | ||
| Because I used to spar with this kid who was a really good boxer and he used to beat my ass. | ||
| But I was always moving backwards from him. | ||
| I was always moving backwards and I would get exhausted. | ||
| I was like, why am I getting so fucking tired? | ||
| And then after a while, I realized, like, it's got to be connected not just to his pressure, but also the fact that I'm moving backwards so much. | ||
| It's not just a physical thing. | ||
| And then as I get better at boxing, I definitely found that that was the case. | ||
| And it's a lot more energy. | ||
| Like when I move forward, if I move forward and you're the counter puncher and you're going backwards, you're taking way more steps than I am moving forward. | ||
| So you're doing way more work. | ||
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But if Muhammad Ali was doing it, you'd think that everybody would do it, right? | |
| Not everyone's athleticism. | ||
| Oh, the running backwards thing, man? | ||
| There's a lot of coaches. | ||
| A lot of coaches work on that stuff now. | ||
| They even do it on treadmills. | ||
| They do sprints on treadmills running backwards. | ||
| It's also less wear and tear on your knees. | ||
| Is it really? | ||
| Going backwards, yeah. | ||
| Well, I guess you kind of have to go on the balls of your foot running backwards. | ||
| Yeah, you can't go heel. | ||
| You'll fucking go flipping backwards. | ||
| Football players practice running backwards. | ||
| Yeah, definitely. | ||
| Cornerbacks. | ||
| Certain positions, yeah. | ||
| I want to ask you this question before I forget it. | ||
| You trained at Jay Glazer's place, huh? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Dude, I was watching Instagram of that today. | ||
| That joint. | ||
| Now, did Jay Glazer just set that up all himself? | ||
| I mean, he's definitely the captain of that ship, yeah. | ||
| Dude, what a fucking huge move that is for him. | ||
| That's a great facility. | ||
| Good spot, too, right off Sunset there, above Pink Taco. | ||
| The reason I brought it up, they had these football players doing these exact same drills. | ||
| They were running forwards and backwards and doing all this crazy sprinting shit where it's all like, you know, the coach will tell you, ready, backwards, go, forward, backwards. | ||
| And they're working all this stuff out. | ||
| All reaction stuff. | ||
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Oh, look at this. | |
| I'm like, this is heavy-duty shit. | ||
| Well, you guys obviously didn't see that there's a trail for Tarzan. | ||
| Almost all other sports practice going backwards. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, now that I think of it. | ||
| A lot of fighters do. | ||
| Obviously, Conor does. | ||
| Conor's really good at moving backwards and moving forwards. | ||
| Got some leg kicking going on. | ||
| But there's no doubt, I think, as we both agree. | ||
| Moving backwards costs more energy. | ||
| Connor fired that movement coach, huh? | ||
| Did he? | ||
| Yeah, he was like, looking back on it, I think I need to be more in the gym instead of climbing fucking logs. | ||
| You sure he's not still working with that guy? | ||
| Pretty sure. | ||
| From what I heard, pretty sure he's like, you know what, I'm good on climbing trees and shit. | ||
| I should probably work on my jiu-jitsu defense. | ||
| The other guy is the log guy. | ||
| Erwin McCore? | ||
| That's all the same shit. | ||
| Hula hoops and balls. | ||
| Okay, I disagree. | ||
| That's unfair to the movement movement. | ||
| There's a lot of merit in the movement movement. | ||
| I'm just saying the guy who was the head of this movement movement was like, I'm good. | ||
| I get some shit to folks like. | ||
| Here's why I think there's some merit to it. | ||
| Two reasons. | ||
| One, break dancers. | ||
| One of the things in jujitsu, and Eddie Bravo will attest to this, is we had a bunch of break dancers start training, and Eddie was like the first to comment on it. | ||
| Like how crazy strong they are in a weird way. | ||
| They can move their body so well. | ||
| They all get good at jujitsu really quick. | ||
| All of them. | ||
| It wasn't just one or two of them. | ||
| They all got good at jujitsu. | ||
| And I got a couple more since. | ||
| It makes sense. | ||
| They come in and they're really good right away. | ||
| They get it. | ||
| Well, their motor skills, too, with that movement. | ||
| Dude, they're so fucking strong. | ||
| They're used to asking so much shit from their bodies. | ||
| And memorizing stuff, too. | ||
| So when they look at, oh, pass the guard? | ||
| Dude, I spin on my head in slow motion, dude. | ||
| For sure, it stands. | ||
| I do one-handed handstands. | ||
| Yeah, those guys are ridiculous. | ||
| Hold an arm like this, you guys are having trouble with this. | ||
| Well, they're doing backflips, they're doing one-handed handstands, they're jumping on one hand. | ||
| Have you ever seen his black belt, Richie Martinez? | ||
| No. | ||
| Tell them. | ||
| And Gio. | ||
| Gio Martinez and Richie Martinez, brothers that have been breakdancing their whole lives. | ||
| Tell them. | ||
| Tell them, Eddie. | ||
| Tell them how ridiculous these two are. | ||
| As an instructor, no instructor wants to give black belts early. | ||
| Nobody does. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It isn't something that you want to do because that's a reflection on you. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And if you give it too early and they get crushed, you look bats. | ||
| You're like, I'm not going to give you a black belt until I can make sure that you don't embarrass me. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's the last thing you want to do. | ||
| We're back on the fight here real quick because there was some sort of a change. | ||
| Will you explain what happened, Jamie? | ||
| We had to change channels? | ||
| We changed channels from Fox Sports 2 to Fox Sports 1. Why'd we do that? | ||
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It was a NASCAR race. | |
| Oh, it just took over? | ||
| So Fox changed it in mid-fight? | ||
| Dude, this is a brawl. | ||
| What? | ||
| That's not confusing. | ||
| What? | ||
| You're fired, Jetson! | ||
| You're fired! | ||
| Who the fuck changes a fight like this in mid-fight? | ||
| That just happened. | ||
| That is so crazy. | ||
| People are going to miss this. | ||
| They're going to not go to Fox Sports 1, and they're going to miss this. | ||
| They go to take a piss, they come back, or they're talking like I was. | ||
| Missed it. | ||
| I was like, what the fuck? | ||
| Thank you, Jamie, for being so honorable. | ||
| If you don't have a young Jamie living with you, you're screwed. | ||
| Thank you, Jamie. | ||
| Jamie's something else. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| Anyway, I gotta step up my dance game. | ||
| I gotta step up my dance game. | ||
| These movement coaches aren't breakdancing. | ||
| But dude, these guys, like, Ito Portal, that guy. | ||
| It's a super extreme movement. | ||
| If movement got extreme, it would be what these guys are doing to music. | ||
| This is super crazy, like, the ultimate of that movement shit that you could possibly do. | ||
| Yeah, I wish I could breakdancing. | ||
|
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Oh! | |
| She got nailed! | ||
|
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Oh! | |
| No! | ||
| Where'd she kick her in the titty? | ||
| Front kick to the body! | ||
| She kick her in the titty? | ||
|
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No! | |
| Right in the solar plexus! | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
| Goddamn, Letourneau's tough! | ||
| She's so tough! | ||
| Oh my god, and now she's firing these and she gets cracked with an elbow! | ||
|
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God, she's tough! | |
| Calderwood is a beast! | ||
| Yeah, but so is Letourneau, man! | ||
| They both are! | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
| That looked like it hurt! | ||
| Ooh, shovel hook! | ||
|
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Ow! | |
| Oh! | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Caught her! | ||
| Look at this! | ||
|
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Oh! | |
| She kicked her out of the titty! | ||
|
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That's the titty! | |
| Right in the titty! | ||
| What happened? | ||
| You're not allowed to hit there? | ||
| You're not allowed to kick there? | ||
| What happened? | ||
| I guess you're not allowed to kick there in the titty. | ||
| No, you definitely can. | ||
|
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No, it's like the nuts. | |
| No way! | ||
| No, that can't be true! | ||
| That can't be true! | ||
|
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Take your five, girl! | |
| That can't be true! | ||
| You gotta say the tits can't be kicking me there, man. | ||
| It's like baseball. | ||
| It's unspoken rule. | ||
| This is a very good fight a minute. | ||
| That's not true, is it? | ||
|
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It's like baseball. | |
| It's unspoken rule. | ||
| No hitting in the glands, you fucks. | ||
| You can't kick Misha Tate in that titty. | ||
| Nope. | ||
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Those perfect titties. | |
| You can't do it. | ||
| What would happen if you punted the... | ||
| Those are really big. | ||
| They're really nice. | ||
| Would they show the replay? | ||
| Brandon, would they show the replay? | ||
| If a girl kicked another girl right in the ground really hard, would they show the replay? | ||
| They show it with guys. | ||
| They do it in slow motion. | ||
| Super slow-mo. | ||
|
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Boom, bitch! | |
| God damn! | ||
| That girl is the vicious! | ||
|
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That was a crazy ending. | |
| Have you ever seen a girl attack a set of titties like that? | ||
| Oh my god, Calderwood is a beast. | ||
| That wasn't a titty shot, it was a body shot. | ||
| I think she broke her rib with that one shot earlier. | ||
| Bro, I need the replay. | ||
| Or somewhere in that fight she might have broke her rib. | ||
| Good god, that was a beast of a fight! | ||
| Good lord. | ||
|
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You know when she turned her back, she went relentless, spinning his elbow? | |
| This is the day where people online go, hey, you fucks, occasionally watch the fight. | ||
| This was crazy. | ||
| This is a crazy fight. | ||
| My bad. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| She's so tough, that girl. | ||
| She's a beast. | ||
| No, let me see this fucking Spartan kick to the tit. | ||
| Oh, this was tough. | ||
| Boom! | ||
| That's right in the stomach. | ||
| That's the second time she did that too. | ||
| She comes in with a knee. | ||
| She's got to stop this. | ||
| And she comes in with a knee to the thigh. | ||
| That's her opening move. | ||
| That's beautiful. | ||
| I see the first one. | ||
| But check this out. | ||
| Run knee to the thigh. | ||
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Why would she turn around like that? | |
| She's jacked. | ||
| I mean, you mean Valerie? | ||
| You can't turn her around like that. | ||
| She's hurt bad. | ||
| Drop to the ground. | ||
| Can't turn your back. | ||
| Well, she got hurt with a bad shot to the body earlier in that round. | ||
| I think she was really hurt. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| She's so fucking tough. | ||
| I think she was really, really hurt to take it like that. | ||
| There's nothing she can do about that. | ||
| She's tough. | ||
| My God, she's tough. | ||
| That is the first time I've ever seen someone run at someone who's hurt and open with a knee to the thigh. | ||
| Yeah, and then a spinning back fist. | ||
| That girl has got a complete Muay Thai game, man. | ||
| That's a complete game. | ||
| Like, she's thinking in all these different angles. | ||
| It's a fun fight. | ||
| Yeah, she doesn't have a limited approach. | ||
| Bro, speaking of fun fights... | ||
| Anthony Rumble Johnson out against Glover. | ||
| What happened? | ||
| I don't fucking know. | ||
| Ruined my day. | ||
| What happened? | ||
| No idea. | ||
| Injury? | ||
| Do you know, Jamie? | ||
| Injury for sure. | ||
| He pulled out. | ||
| It's a little far out to pull out though, huh? | ||
| They can't. | ||
| Do you like break a leg or some shit? | ||
| You must have something really wrong. | ||
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Fuck! | |
| Pull out this early is nuts, right? | ||
| Goddamn, I wanted to see that fight. | ||
| It's my number one fight this year for me. | ||
| Do they make Gustafson versus Glover? | ||
| They just gave Gustafson some bullshit, didn't they? | ||
| That's what I'm saying, dawg. | ||
| Let's get it moving. | ||
| Let's get this rolling. | ||
| Let's get back to an oh shit fight. | ||
| Send out that bats in the sun in Sweden. | ||
| What about Gustafson? | ||
| He's very much in the game. | ||
| He's been real quiet. | ||
| Yeah, they just announced a fight. | ||
| He's one of the best. | ||
| He's right up there. | ||
| Look, he went five hard rounds of Jon Jones, five hard rounds of DC. He's number three in the world for sure. | ||
| He lost to Rumble, but guess what? | ||
| Everybody who Rumble hits like that goes night-night. | ||
| But did you see that they played it over and over? | ||
| He did get headbutt, too, by accident. | ||
| It looks like it. | ||
| It looks like it. | ||
| It's hard to see. | ||
| I've looked at it and thought that it didn't look like a headbutt. | ||
| Then I've looked at it and I said the punch landed first for sure. | ||
| But it looked like he definitely collided. | ||
| Yeah, but it's tough. | ||
| If Anthony touches anyone like that, though. | ||
| I think if they fight ten times, you're getting a different result each time. | ||
| Maybe there's a good breakdown of it in slow-mo, but it was hard to see if the right hand landed first or the head butt landed first. | ||
| We broke it down a little bit before. | ||
| What did we think? | ||
| I thought it was head butt, but the more we played it, I almost started siding with you. | ||
| I always thought it was a head butt. | ||
| I got so high once, I watched the Bigfoot footage, I thought it was real. | ||
| I was so high. | ||
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I was like, maybe I've been making fun of this all the time. | |
| Maybe I've been making fun of this and it is real. | ||
| She's so tough, this girl. | ||
| She just took some shots in the stomach. | ||
| That's how stupid I am. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Is CM Punk the new Tarzan? | ||
| Definitely not. | ||
| CM Punk, if he fails every water test ever created. | ||
| CM Punk is a very reasonable looking athlete. | ||
| Yes, he is. | ||
| He's a good looking guy. | ||
| He's kind of small. | ||
| Tall, good looking. | ||
| Not a bad looking guy. | ||
| He's handsome, but I'm saying his body is like a guy who works out a lot. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| He doesn't look like Batiste or some shit. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| With steroid gills. | ||
| Who's the other? | ||
| Bobby Lashley. | ||
| That's another one. | ||
| Jesus Louisa, Bobby. | ||
| He's fighting for Bellator, though. | ||
| He's fighting a lot of events for Bellator. | ||
| Oh, look at that. | ||
| That was in the titty! | ||
| Oh, so you know what it was? | ||
| No, no, no, it was face and then she pulled her boob popped out of the bra. | ||
| Wow, respect. | ||
| Respect to Calderwood. | ||
| She's like, what happened? | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| And then that was stomach. | ||
| First one was titty, second one was stomach. | ||
| But there was another one to the stomach that was before that that she buckled. | ||
| There was another shot to the stomach before that that made her buckle. | ||
| So there was more than one shot to the stomach that had Valerie in trouble. | ||
| I'm pretty sure. | ||
| Me and her have the exact same fade. | ||
| Is that not weird? | ||
| And the same ear. | ||
| And the same ear, bud. | ||
| See? | ||
| Getting good at this. | ||
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Getting good. | |
| Getting better. | ||
| Sometimes it's better to say nothing. | ||
| Sometimes it's better to say nothing. | ||
| I'm a big fan. | ||
| Leave it to the imagination. | ||
| I think she's cute. | ||
| She's gangster as fuck, dude. | ||
| She ended with a spinning backlist off the cage. | ||
| That was some shit. | ||
| You put her in a movie and it would look unrealistic. | ||
| I know, right? | ||
| Her combinations were beautiful, too. | ||
| So technical. | ||
| Knee to the butt, and then she threw a right and a left elbow, and then a spinning back just to close it. | ||
| It was a knee to the thigh. | ||
| It was a knee to the thigh. | ||
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Look at this. | |
| Boom! | ||
| So she tees off on her. | ||
| This is the first one, right? | ||
| This is the first knockdown. | ||
| Now watch this shot to the body. | ||
| That's the one that turned her around. | ||
| Boom! | ||
| Bam! | ||
| Bam! | ||
| Why'd she turn around? | ||
| Oh my goodness. | ||
| What the fuck do you think was going to happen? | ||
| Oh my goodness. | ||
| This is Fight Club. | ||
| What a combination. | ||
| Well, she just got hurt real bad there, man. | ||
| She had to get out of there. | ||
| I think people get hurt all the time. | ||
| You never turn your back and run. | ||
| Well, listen, man. | ||
| I'm not forgiving it. | ||
| I'm just saying I think her guts were on fire. | ||
| You know? | ||
| Dropped to the ground. | ||
| It's one of those things, man. | ||
| It's like she's just reacting in that moment. | ||
| She got hurt bad. | ||
| That Fedor-Maldonado fight, get the fuck out of my face. | ||
| What the fuck happened? | ||
| Maldonado caught him with a swift left hook and he was on Queer Street. | ||
| Belladonna definitely should have won that fight. | ||
| And what happened? | ||
| I mean, you're in Russia, Russian judges. | ||
| I mean, they would have stopped it. | ||
| If it was here, Fedor loses that fight. | ||
| I was kidding with the Belladonna, but Maldonado's a good boxer, man. | ||
| He caught him with that right hand, caught him with a nice short right hand, and beat him up on the ground. | ||
| He was out. | ||
| Fader was out on his feet. | ||
| He looked bad. | ||
| And then he got up at one point in time and Fabio hit him with a bomb and had his legs wobbling and he did the chicken dance across the octagon and he still lost the decision. | ||
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Yep. | |
| It's Russia. | ||
| I mean, but the second two rounds, he didn't do a lot. | ||
| But still, that first round's 10-8. | ||
| If not, can I give a 10-4? | ||
| It might be 10-7. | ||
| It might be 10-7. | ||
| At least 10-6. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Because he had him, like, I don't know, man. | ||
| When did someone get a 10-7? | ||
| That would be it. | ||
| That was so close to a stoppage. | ||
| If that's in the U.S., that fight stops, I think. | ||
| Well, you say that, but then there's like Frankie Edgar Grey Maynard. | ||
| Well, not if Mazzagatti's the ref or who the fuck. | ||
| Guys, Tarzan trailer. | ||
| Guys, this movie's so realistic. | ||
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I love him. | |
| Yeah, because lines could be cool with a white man like that. | ||
| Wait a minute. | ||
| Back up. | ||
| Is that fucking Snoop Dogg? | ||
| No, man. | ||
| That's Samuel L. Jackson. | ||
| You're high as fuck. | ||
| I looked at it at the very last second. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| What is this? | ||
| Oh my god, he's dead. | ||
| He just jumped through the air and he's going to collide with a chimp, right? | ||
| I see. | ||
| I can't watch it. | ||
| Was that a chimp or a gorilla? | ||
| No, that was a giant gorilla. | ||
| Gorilla. | ||
| Gorilla. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Well, he's dead. | ||
| Mountain gorilla. | ||
| Well, he's dead. | ||
| Why don't you just headbutt an airplane? | ||
| Oh, then he just tackled a gorilla. | ||
| It's a 600-pound animal. | ||
| Oh, it is Sammy Jackson. | ||
| Don't ever confuse the two. | ||
| He looks very young. | ||
| By the way, Sammy Jackson looks really good. | ||
| Look at this gorilla. | ||
| Computer graphics. | ||
| He's going to go to war with this gorilla? | ||
| Bitch, what are you talking about? | ||
| No, the gorilla's going to war for him. | ||
| Oh, for him. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Okay, well, why'd they collide then? | ||
| Different gorilla? | ||
| No, I think they're trying to stake their territory for a hot gorilla. | ||
| You know what, man? | ||
| He picked the wrong primate to have a war with. | ||
| They're fucking scary, man. | ||
| Yeah, those things are just way too big. | ||
| Like, the idea of an 800-pound human is terrifying, but an 800-pound gorilla? | ||
| Is that like the biggest thing yet? | ||
| We've gone over this. | ||
| I think it was like 500. No, I thought it was 600. I thought it was 630. That was the issue, right? | ||
| There was quite a few definitions. | ||
| Like, one of them said 800, one of them said 500. There are a couple big ones, I think, that are like that big. | ||
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That's what I'm talking about, though. | |
| Fucking average! | ||
| What's the outlier, though? | ||
| Like the mountain. | ||
| Like the mountain. | ||
| The silverback, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Who's the King Kong out there in this bitch? | ||
| Do you watch Game of Thrones? | ||
| I don't. | ||
| I'm 33. There's dragons. | ||
| I do. | ||
| We've been over this. | ||
| We've been over this. | ||
| As if you get to a certain age and dragons no longer become fun. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
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Stop. | |
| I've never liked them. | ||
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Stop. | |
| And I'm not going to like them now. | ||
| Are you into it? | ||
| Are you into it? | ||
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I love it. | |
| No, no, no. | ||
| I never miss an episode. | ||
| I never miss an episode. | ||
| I need something to watch, too. | ||
| Do not disparage my fine show. | ||
| It's awesome. | ||
| I used to look forward to it. | ||
| I shut everything down. | ||
| And by the way, how many seasons? | ||
| I don't even know. | ||
| Six? | ||
| I've seen every one of them. | ||
| The Mother of Dragons, dude? | ||
| Khaleesi? | ||
| It's one of the few shows that I've seen every one of them. | ||
| Dude, she can step in a fire and be fine. | ||
| 425, 6 foot tall. | ||
| Yeah, that's one. | ||
| But if you go to another one, like if you go to Wikipedia, I remember it was way bigger. | ||
| Mountain gorillas get up to 600 pounds. | ||
| No, it just said 425. This is what I want you to Google, please. | ||
| What is the largest gorilla? | ||
| Biggest gorilla of all time. | ||
| It's over 600 pounds. | ||
| It's gotta be King Kong. | ||
| What's the Brock Lesnar of gorillas? | ||
| Because there's a Mighty Mouse Johnson and there's a Brock Lesnar. | ||
| It's probably obese. | ||
| What's the Bob Sapp of gorillas, Jamie? | ||
| What does it say, Jamie? | ||
| Silverbacks can be 600 pounds, man. | ||
| I can't read anything. | ||
| That's too far away. | ||
| Damn, he's out of shape, though. | ||
| What does it say, Jamie? | ||
| Doesn't say his weight. | ||
| Bullshit. | ||
| What? | ||
| How dare they? | ||
| Biggest gorilla I ever found in the world. | ||
| I'll tell you what, I'd rather fuck with that gorilla than a crocodile. | ||
| Yeah, dude, I am so not into fucking crocodiles. | ||
| I used to be into alligators, not anymore. | ||
| Well, we were talking about that thing before the show, that two-year-old kid that got sucked into the water in Orlando. | ||
| I blame the parents a little bit. | ||
| Hey, it's Florida, son. | ||
| Yeah, just maybe they're not from Florida. | ||
| They're from Nebraska. | ||
| They're from Nebraska. | ||
| They didn't know, man. | ||
| Look, if you're not around those goddamn monsters, you don't know. | ||
| Hey, Disney, let's go ahead and put up some crocodile signs. | ||
| Just be safe here. | ||
| Well, they had signs that said, don't know swimming, but they didn't have signs that said, beware of alligators. | ||
| By the way, in one of my more retarded moments on the show, we were trying to figure out how a crocodile is not the biggest lizard when they're so much bigger than Komodo dragons. | ||
| We're like, why is a Komodo dragon... | ||
| Not nearly as big as a crocodile, but they call the biggest lizard. | ||
| Because crocodiles aren't reptiles. | ||
| They're reptiles. | ||
| They're lizards. | ||
| A lizard is a very specific type of reptile. | ||
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Really? | |
| See, I thought a lizard was a reptile. | ||
| It is. | ||
| You did too for a little bit. | ||
| I definitely did when we were doing that podcast. | ||
| You did too. | ||
| All of us were on board. | ||
| A lizard is a reptile. | ||
| Oh, listen, I definitely got it wrong. | ||
| A crocodile's not a lizard. | ||
| I wouldn't even think that, well, a lizard's definitely a reptile, but a crocodile is not a lizard. | ||
| Which is insane. | ||
| Crocodile's a reptile. | ||
| Oh, I see. | ||
| That's what we're saying. | ||
| Different species. | ||
| Different species, yeah. | ||
| But it's like one of those things like monkeys, like saying monkeys or chimps. | ||
| I just got it wrong. | ||
| You know, they're obviously the same kind of thing, you know, but they're a different classification. | ||
| Right, so apes don't have tails, right? | ||
| Right. | ||
| So you have baboons, gibbons, or a part of the ape. | ||
| Well, you know, monkey's not real, though. | ||
| It's not even a real word. | ||
| The issue is, like, monkey's not a scientific term. | ||
| It's a chimpanzee. | ||
| There's simians, there's all sorts of different primates, right? | ||
| Right. | ||
| But the way it's described now, like the way it's been accepted, there was an article about it, maybe you can find it, Jamie, that all apes are monkeys, but not all monkeys are apes. | ||
| All apes are monkeys, not all monkeys are apes. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| This is in the classification. | ||
| This is the way they were going off in this article. | ||
| You could call a chimp or a person, you can call us a monkey, but you can never call one of those spider monkeys. | ||
| You can never call that an ape. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's not an ape. | ||
| I wonder, what's an orangutan? | ||
| That's an ape. | ||
| Chimpanzee. | ||
| Mountain gorilla, orangutan, gibbon, which is smaller. | ||
| It looks just as small as a lot of monkeys. | ||
| And then the bonobo. | ||
| These are all apes. | ||
| And I think baboons are apes, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They're a weird one, though. | ||
| Baboons might be monkeys. | ||
| This is like a monkey that fucked a dog. | ||
| Oh yeah, doesn't it? | ||
| Baboons? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Dude, we shot something with a baboon. | ||
| Remember we shot that thing with a baboon? | ||
| The guy was missing fingers and bit his fingers off. | ||
| What? | ||
| The trainer? | ||
| Yeah, he missed two fingers and ripped his fingers off. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because a male baboon? | ||
| He was balls deep in baboons. | ||
| Male baboon? | ||
| He was so into them. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And he goes, hey, you know what he said? | ||
| He goes, don't look him in the eye. | ||
| Don't look him in the eye. | ||
| Oh my God. | ||
| And he goes, who wants a picture? | ||
| I went, not me. | ||
| But then dudes were lining up. | ||
| And when dudes would line up, I swear to God, the baboon would take pictures like this. | ||
| Girl, fucking strong arm that bitch, grab her, and just hold on to her titty. | ||
| Oh god, that's terrifying. | ||
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Yes. | |
| What a terrifying animal. | ||
| I want to see video of this. | ||
| That's me dressed as a woman. | ||
| His dick was out the entire time. | ||
| That's me dressed as a woman with my baboon. | ||
| He had a giant boner the entire time. | ||
| He does. | ||
| He has a boner in this picture. | ||
| It's a purple boner. | ||
| No, wait a minute. | ||
| I'm sending it to myself before he forgets. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And by the way, those things are strong as shit. | ||
| Teeth like this. | ||
| The males will test you. | ||
| The males will kind of go, you're being dominant right now. | ||
| I'm going to have to sink my teeth into your face. | ||
| What did the guy say to you? | ||
| All the guys? | ||
| He goes, do not look this thing in the eye. | ||
| What am I on your phone? | ||
| Are you going to find me on your phone? | ||
| Send it to me. | ||
| You look that thing in the eye, he's gonna rip your dick off. | ||
| Dude, fuck those things. | ||
| Those things scare the shit out of me. | ||
| Yeah, they're not good bits. | ||
| You know what, though? | ||
| It's kind of small. | ||
| I felt like I could fuck them up. | ||
| I felt like I could fuck them up. | ||
| Dude, fuck that! | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Well, you could, but not a... | ||
| No, you would cause some damage! | ||
| You'd cause some damage! | ||
| But he would probably get to my neck. | ||
| But the biting! | ||
| Hey, bro! | ||
| That's not the one I saw, right? | ||
| Look at that fucking thing! | ||
| You're not gonna be able to deal with that. | ||
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No. | |
| Look at that. | ||
| No, fuck, no. | ||
| Okay, that's a special camera. | ||
| If you can bring that to the screen, does everybody at home get to see this? | ||
| Oh, good God. | ||
| That's not what we're looking at. | ||
| That's not what we're looking at. | ||
| Have fun when that thing is sinking its fucking canines in here. | ||
| Dude, that's gonna bite your neck apart. | ||
| It's gonna literally shred your neck apart. | ||
| I had some watered down, fucking, he was on meth or something real skinny. | ||
| I'll take a bite from a German Shepherd over that fucking thing. | ||
| Oh, of course! | ||
| Dude, they're some of the most ferocious primates. | ||
| Why are their asses all pink? | ||
| That's why they show you bitches what time it is. | ||
| They fight leopards. | ||
| They fight leopards. | ||
| Any more questions, you fucks? | ||
| Well, not only that, dude, they train dogs. | ||
| Baboons are strange. | ||
| They're very intelligent in some weird way. | ||
| Yeah, they train fucking dogs. | ||
| Would you rather fuck with that thing or a chimpanzee? | ||
| Oh man, I don't want to fuck with it. | ||
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These conversations are the greatest. | |
| Probably him over a chimp, though. | ||
| Chimps will change your whole life. | ||
| Chimps will free you of your face and your genitals. | ||
| See, I'm fucking those up. | ||
| I think I could come over with this fucking thing. | ||
| That's what I'm saying, Joe. | ||
| If you're on a monkey's back, do you think you could choke a monkey out if you had his back? | ||
| A monkey, for sure. | ||
| Well, they're too little. | ||
| A monkey's are little. | ||
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A bad one might surprise you. | |
| It's fake. | ||
| He's got a dick on him. | ||
| He's got a dick on him there, though. | ||
| He does have a dick on him. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Skip leg day, though. | ||
| It's kind of a dog. | ||
| It's kind of a dog thing, right? | ||
| Yeah, it's weird. | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| Yeah, it's like all wet. | ||
| It's like real sticky and wet. | ||
| It's like a werewolf. | ||
| He's got a tight tummy, though. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| Do you think that's where the origins of the werewolf came from? | ||
| Like baboons? | ||
| Someone saw one of those? | ||
| It'd have to be fucking huge, though, in order for someone to think it was that big. | ||
| Well, just the size of a person. | ||
| The biggest baboon, you get baboons that are 115, I think. | ||
| Jamie, what's the biggest baboon we've ever seen? | ||
| Okay, let's take a guess. | ||
| I'm going to go with Brian. | ||
| I think that sounds right to me. | ||
| How much males? | ||
| 110 pounds? | ||
| I'm going to go ahead and say there's a big boy out there about 180 pounds. | ||
| Just diesel the fuck up. | ||
| Maybe if they have diabetes. | ||
| Yeah, maybe with 10 pounds of teeth. | ||
| Apes get diabetes. | ||
| They get diabetes. | ||
| They have problems. | ||
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They do? | |
| Yes. | ||
|
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Why? | |
| Do they eat a lot? | ||
| They get insulin resistant. | ||
| Because in zoos, I'm always appalled in zoos. | ||
| They don't feed their apes very well. | ||
| This kid is a sturdy, sturdy young man. | ||
| He is friends with my friends who own Joe Beef, which is one of the best restaurants on the planet Earth. | ||
| And it's in Montreal, Canada. | ||
| Montréal. | ||
| Quebec. | ||
| Quebec, Canada. | ||
| Olivier Aubon-Mercier. | ||
| He fought in Montreal when we were there and then came to the restaurant afterwards. | ||
| What a nice guy. | ||
| Like a genuine sweetheart of a guy. | ||
| Really good jiu-jitsu. | ||
| Super fucking strong. | ||
| Strong. | ||
| Bodied up. | ||
| Bodied up. | ||
| Speaking of chimps. | ||
| Bodied. | ||
| But a super, super friendly... | ||
| If you wanted to ask for someone to represent MMA to someone who thinks that MMA fighters are all thugs and assholes, this young man is so polite and well-spoken and smart and just such a good guy and a really good fighter, too. | ||
| Really good. | ||
| Really good fighter. | ||
| You know what blew my mind? | ||
| I got a chance to hang out with Paul Felder a little bit. | ||
| Oh, great guy. | ||
| Great guy and a theater major in college. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Smart. | ||
| Super smart. | ||
| Tough as shit. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Looks like he's all of 185 pounds right now. | ||
| Dude, he looks so... | ||
| I said to him, I go, he looks like he's made, like his bones are made of metal. | ||
| What do you got there, Jamie? | ||
| What do we got, Jamie? | ||
| Chakma. | ||
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Chakma. | |
| It says it's one of the heaviest, and at most weighs about 99 pounds. | ||
| Oh, get that thing in my face. | ||
| A 99-pound male baboon ain't hearing a peep out of you, and good luck keeping that mouth and that non-neck away from your face. | ||
| Well, you definitely don't want any of that, because believe me, I had a pit bull that was 90 pounds, and he was a giant problem. | ||
| This dog, can you ever tell me a time that he wanted to get at this dog? | ||
| So he bent the bars on my house, the wrought iron bars. | ||
| I had to get a bar welded across the perimeter of my fence. | ||
| Because he realized that if he slams his fucking fire hydrant head, in between the bars, he can get them like that wide. | ||
| He's all head, right? | ||
| So a dog like that's all head. | ||
| So once they get their head through, it's like... | ||
| His body got through. | ||
| He bent the fucking bars off the hook. | ||
| Why did you have that thing? | ||
| His name is Frank. | ||
| He was a beast. | ||
| What a great name. | ||
| Frank Sinatra. | ||
| Frankie. | ||
| He was a beast. | ||
| I had to have a bar installed all around the perimeter of my yard. | ||
| Goddamn. | ||
| And this Israeli guy comes over to install it. | ||
| He goes, what happened here? | ||
| And I said, the dog did it. | ||
| He goes, the dog? | ||
| He goes, how'd he do? | ||
| I go, he did it with his head. | ||
| He's like, get the fuck out of here. | ||
| Yeah, bitch. | ||
| He looks over the dog, looks over the bar like, what the fuck? | ||
| And the dog just sitting there. | ||
| He would hunt lizards all day. | ||
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He passed away. | |
| He would just hunt lizards all goddamn day on the mountainside. | ||
| The dog was a beast. | ||
| Look, I am not a fan of dogfighting. | ||
| I think it's a terrible, horrible thing. | ||
| But what they did is they engineered a super dog. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And that's what those things are. | ||
| They are not like regular dogs. | ||
| Would you give him that? | ||
| I got them from a breeder. | ||
| Were you like getting creatine all the time in the show? | ||
| No, I didn't have to do anything with him, man. | ||
| He was a super genetic freak. | ||
| Those dogs are different than any other dog you're going to run into. | ||
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It's a man-made dog. | |
| It's a man-made dog. | ||
| They're so goddamn smart. | ||
| And loyal. | ||
| And they're so loyal. | ||
| And they love you so much. | ||
| They're the most affectionate. | ||
| And the game-bred dogs, you know, animals fight out of fear or dominance. | ||
| Game-bred dogs fight because they literally enjoy it. | ||
| Oh, they wag their tails! | ||
| They're covered in blood, ripping each other apart, and they're wagging their tails, man. | ||
| I had a red nose, man. | ||
| I love pit bulls. | ||
| Dude. | ||
| I don't want one now that I have a kid, but we'll figure it out. | ||
| I've come home to dead dogs before. | ||
| God damn. | ||
| They fought to the death. | ||
| Frankie was killing things, too? | ||
| No, a female. | ||
| I had a female named Squeaky Fromm. | ||
| Remember her? | ||
| I'm the one who found her. | ||
| She's a coffee table with jaws. | ||
| She's a rescue dog, and she was so sweet. | ||
| I called her Squeaky Fromm because she had been... | ||
| There's an L.A. shelter that does not kill dogs. | ||
| They try not to, at least. | ||
| That's awesome. | ||
| And so Brian told me, dude, you've got to get this dog. | ||
| You're retarded. | ||
| I know you're retarded. | ||
| I'm retarded too. | ||
| Come get this dog. | ||
| I can't get out of this dog. | ||
| I go, fuck. | ||
| I'll be right over there. | ||
| I knew the minute you saw her. | ||
| I drove down there, went down to the shelter. | ||
| Olivier Aubameurcier with the takedown. | ||
| Real close. | ||
| Good defense. | ||
| This is another rough... | ||
| So anyway, I go there and she's so sweet. | ||
| She's such a sweet dog. | ||
| And she's literally chewed most of her bottom teeth out because she was trying to get out of this cage that they had her in. | ||
| She didn't have any of her little teeth at the bottom of her mouth. | ||
| So I go, fuck this. | ||
| This dog's coming home with me. | ||
| How old was she? | ||
| She was about eight months old. | ||
| She She was a beautiful dog. | ||
| Looked like an alligator with legs. | ||
| She was so sweet, man. | ||
| I love pit bulls, man. | ||
| She was such a sweet, sweet dog. | ||
| She was so kind to people, but she killed two dogs. | ||
| Kills happen when you have that kind of dog. | ||
| And you never hear about a female killing a male dog. | ||
| It never happens. | ||
| I can't go to a dog pound. | ||
| I'll walk away with 17 dogs. | ||
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Exactly. | |
| I fucked up today and I went to one of those puppy mills. | ||
| With your kids? | ||
| At the mall. | ||
| Yeah, we walked in. | ||
| Did you buy one? | ||
| No. | ||
| No. | ||
| You don't want to buy one from there. | ||
| But it's disturbing. | ||
| You know, and just like maybe like 20 yards away from the puppy mill, they had a protest sign and a table set up to not buy puppies from puppy mills. | ||
| And then Mrs. Fields was next to that. | ||
| How does that help the dog? | ||
| It's confusing, right? | ||
| How does that help the dog? | ||
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It's fucking confusing. | |
| Mrs. Fields! | ||
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It's always like that. | |
| It's like fucking Baskin Robbins. | ||
| There's a fucking weird table. | ||
| Save the Whales. | ||
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Puppy Mill. | |
| Save the Whales. | ||
| When did pretzels become so popular? | ||
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Right? | |
| I don't fucking like a pretzel. | ||
| The mall is filled with pretzels. | ||
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And Cinnabon. | |
| It's like one type of food that you can guarantee to always find at the mall. | ||
| Pretzels, Panda Express, Cinnabon, Mrs. Fields. | ||
| These buttery-ass pretzels. | ||
| There ain't no keto kids in that fucking mall. | ||
| I'll tell you that right now. | ||
| All the shit that people are really that into. | ||
| Olivier Albon-Mercier. | ||
| But you know what? | ||
| I'll kill someone for a Cinnabon. | ||
| This is one thing, though. | ||
| People might have nice back control. | ||
| Um, but people might not be into it, but the smell is super powerful. | ||
| The smell of those things. | ||
| Oh, shit, he's got him in the truck, dude! | ||
| Cinnabon! | ||
| Cinnabon, too. | ||
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Oh, he paid for that. | |
| Oh, he lost it. | ||
| Oh, God, he got tagged. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| That cost him... | ||
| Fuck, man, that cost him the round. | ||
| He's trying to keep it together. | ||
| This dude can ground and pound. | ||
| He's got a little time, though. | ||
| He's got a little time here. | ||
| Yeah, he does. | ||
| That was a big risk. | ||
| Good escape. | ||
| Yeah, he didn't have control of that. | ||
| That's a bad idea. | ||
| Pretty leg. | ||
| He let him spin out. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Nice get up. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| How often do commentators call the truck? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| It's one of those weird positions. | ||
| Very few people in the UFC play that game. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| I mean, you had Alan Belcher almost twisting Paharis. | ||
| I think that and then Korean Zombie. | ||
| This dude's like Tim Kennedy. | ||
| He's a heavy muscles young man. | ||
| Yeah, he's very thick. | ||
| What weight? | ||
| Is it 70? | ||
| Mm-hmm. | ||
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Wow. | |
| No, lightweight. | ||
| We're 55. Wow. | ||
| That's a giant 55er. | ||
| That's ridiculous. | ||
| He must be 4'1". | ||
| But those two fights... | ||
| Those two fights... | ||
| There weren't battles in the truck. | ||
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Yeah, you're right. | |
| Those two fights, there was no truck battles. | ||
| They went straight to the twister. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| Don't go straight back. | ||
| Oh, Gaudi with the serious hands. | ||
| Goddamn, dude. | ||
| He's good. | ||
| Gaudi's a killer. | ||
| He's gotta work on running backwards. | ||
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Killer! | |
| I gotta piss out this bad one. | ||
| Go ahead, buddy. | ||
| Jesus, this is good. | ||
| That's my boy, Frank Grillo. | ||
| Purge 3. They're doing another purge. | ||
| You love the purge. | ||
| I love Frank Grillo. | ||
| Who criticizes the Game of Death or Thrones, whatever it is. | ||
| Sir, you fucking shoot archery nine days a week, you would love the purge. | ||
| No, no, I definitely wouldn't. | ||
| Because the purge could actually happen. | ||
| There are no fucking dragons. | ||
| It's our good friend Frank Grillo. | ||
| Go peace so we can talk shit about you. | ||
| That's my boy right there. | ||
| Go see Frank Grillo. | ||
| Go see Frank Grillo in The Purge. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
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I'm not thrilled with this season at all, man. | |
| Some Game of Thrones? | ||
| Oh my god, they're setting it up, dude. | ||
| You don't feel it? | ||
| Yeah, they're setting it up. | ||
| Listen, this is how it goes. | ||
| Do you follow it? | ||
| I do. | ||
| I'm not feeling it. | ||
| But there's going to be some long periods where they're setting up some chaos. | ||
| Just like the Red Wedding. | ||
| When they went through the Red Wedding, they set everything up. | ||
| And you're like, where's this going? | ||
| And they're like, Jesus. | ||
| When it ends, you're like... | ||
| What in the fuck? | ||
| We know it's going down. | ||
| They only have two more episodes. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Yes, two more episodes. | ||
| I like that the girl who has no name, she's becoming a savior. | ||
| She's gone through the fire. | ||
| A little upset at how quickly she heals up from getting stabbed, though. | ||
| Me too, me too. | ||
| You can't take that many shots to the stomach. | ||
| That came out after my surgery, and I'm thinking, bullshit. | ||
| Listen, All I'm asking is just try a little magic. | ||
| That's all. | ||
| Can you give her a little magic? | ||
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That's all. | |
| How about the actress had some fucking magic dust that she had laying around? | ||
| They took some huge, huge steps. | ||
| Jon Snow coming back from the dead. | ||
| That's almost show suicide. | ||
| They get away with it, and here's why. | ||
| There's a rumor that Jon Snow might be... | ||
| Hey, easy. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| I don't want any spoiler alerts. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| I don't want to hear a goddamn word you're saying. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| Don't you spoil this thing. | ||
| You're right. | ||
|
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You're right. | |
| Yeah, you son of a bitch. | ||
| I heard it. | ||
| I heard it. | ||
| I don't want to hear shit. | ||
| I think that's what... | ||
| Let me tell you something. | ||
| Here's a good example of why spoiler alerts fucking suck. | ||
| You know what I saw the other night, man? | ||
| 10 Cloverfield Lane. | ||
| Good. | ||
| I saw you tweet about it. | ||
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Holy shit. | |
| It's good. | ||
| It's fucking crazy. | ||
| Really? | ||
| I don't fuck the reviewers. | ||
| That movie was crazy. | ||
| I want to see it. | ||
| I tried not to tell you about it because I saw it and loved it. | ||
| I loved it. | ||
| John Goodman's in that? | ||
| Dude, John Goodman is one of the best actors ever. | ||
| He's amazing. | ||
| He's amazing. | ||
| Ever. | ||
| Ever. | ||
| For playing a crazy motherfucker. | ||
| Think about him from The Big Lebowski. | ||
| Think about him from this movie. | ||
| King Ralph. | ||
| Dude, when he plays crazy, he plays crazy at a level where I go, this motherfucker knows what that means. | ||
| Remember him in Barney, what was that movie? | ||
| Flintstones, son! | ||
| No, not Barney Fife He's Barney But Barton Fink he was amazing Don't ever say Barney I was crunk about that I love that movie He was so good in Flintstones He's a bad motherfucker dude I'm telling you, he gets to this crazy place, this edge of reality that you go, wow. | ||
| Damn, I want to watch it tonight. | ||
| He seems so crazy that you're like, man, you have to really be crazy to act this crazy. | ||
| He's felt those thoughts in his head, right? | ||
| You know, that's the issue with Brad Pitt. | ||
| He plays like bad guys, but I don't think he has a bad thought in his head. | ||
| John Goodman does. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Johnny Depp too, obviously. | ||
| We should all hope that John Goodman does very well in life and never fails and never gets to the point where he's in a position where he's got nothing to lose and he decides he wants to kill you. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Because there's a thing that that guy knows about and he puts it in these characters. | ||
| That exists in his head. | ||
| He just has to water it. | ||
| He's got a spree shooter just dying to get out. | ||
| His size though, I'll just run. | ||
| Unless he's got a gun. | ||
| That might be it. | ||
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Right? | |
| You gotta see this movie, man. | ||
| I'm still marveling over Obam Mercier's body. | ||
| I wasn't that thrilled about the ending, though. | ||
| Man, that was what? | ||
| Out of nowhere. | ||
| Let's not say a word about it. | ||
| Because I don't want to... | ||
| Oh, thank you, sir. | ||
| I'm all over that. | ||
| I want to see... | ||
| I want to say a word about it. | ||
| What was the other movie you said? | ||
| Deos Maxina? | ||
| Maxina? | ||
| Oh, Ex Machina. | ||
| Amazing, right? | ||
| That's great. | ||
| Dude, I just saw Prometheus for the first time. | ||
| Thank you, sir. | ||
| That movie's fucking dope. | ||
| It's been out for six years. | ||
| The movie's dope. | ||
| The first five minutes was awesome. | ||
| Left me feeling like, I don't know, man. | ||
| The movie was so good. | ||
| Alien was so good. | ||
| The first one with Ridley Scott. | ||
| Goddamn, Aliens? | ||
| That's a work of art. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
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How about that? | |
| Well, that's Prometheus. | ||
| Yeah, but Aliens is one of the best movies of all time. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, that's what I'm saying. | ||
| You said a high standard, my man. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I was trying to be entertaining. | ||
| But it was so good. | ||
| It was so good that if you think of this one as being the prologue to Aliens... | ||
| Is that what it is? | ||
| What's it called? | ||
| No, it was pre-viewed. | ||
| Prequel. | ||
| The prequel? | ||
| Was it a prequel? | ||
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Yeah, they're making another one, too. | |
| That's right. | ||
| But the prologue is the right word. | ||
| I loved it. | ||
| No, prologue is the end. | ||
| Yeah, but what happened in that? | ||
| Was Prometheus set before the Alien movie? | ||
| Yeah, I think as it ended, it was like... | ||
| It was before, right? | ||
| Because the... | ||
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Got an alien. | |
| Yeah, because the aliens still... | ||
| I don't remember. | ||
| But still, anytime you have those aliens, those are some of the scariest monsters the world's ever known. | ||
| Because when you think about bugs, man, you think about like a wasp, like there was a fucking yellow jacket by my pool the other day. | ||
| Terrifying. | ||
| I outweigh that thing by a million percent. | ||
| Still terrifying. | ||
| I was horrified. | ||
| So scared. | ||
| I was horrified. | ||
| My kids are screaming. | ||
| My dog ran away. | ||
| Pull up the Japanese yellow wasp. | ||
| Brian told me about some wasp. | ||
| Pepsi wasp? | ||
| The Pepsis. | ||
| This thing melts your face off. | ||
| Yeah, the tarantula hawk. | ||
| The tarantula hawk melts your face off. | ||
| Wait a minute, the tarantula hawk? | ||
| It's called the tarantula hawk because they kill and eat tarantulas. | ||
| If you get stung, it's the most painful sting in the animal kingdom. | ||
| You will fall down. | ||
| Look at the size of that fucking thing. | ||
| You'll fall down screaming. | ||
| That's nightmares, son. | ||
| That's what nightmares are made of. | ||
| It's like getting shot with a.45. | ||
| I heard a guy tell me that. | ||
| That's a tarantula hawk. | ||
| We can kill a tarantula. | ||
| Can we just go back to that photo? | ||
| And they're in LA, and they're in Los Angeles. | ||
| Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. | ||
|
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What? | |
| Uh-huh. | ||
| Brian, tell me about the guy dying. | ||
| They're indigenous to LA, to Arizona. | ||
| Yes, sir. | ||
| To Utah. | ||
| They're all over the Americas. | ||
| There's no tarantulas here. | ||
| Yes, there is. | ||
|
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There are tarantulas? | |
| Dude, I killed a tarantula in my yard once accidentally. | ||
| Every day, son. | ||
| I got out of my house once at night time, and I was walking towards my car, and I heard a crunch. | ||
| And I looked down, and I had a tarantula the size of a fucking blue crab under my foot. | ||
| I was like, you gotta be shitting me. | ||
| It was like my hand. | ||
| It was huge. | ||
| It was a huge tarantula, and I'm barely exaggerating. | ||
| They're everywhere. | ||
|
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Barely exaction. | |
| Lying a little bit. | ||
| Lying a little bit. | ||
| Bring up Japanese yellow wasp. | ||
| I'm telling you, dog. | ||
| Some guy died from getting stung from a Pepsi wasp. | ||
| Pepsis. | ||
|
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Pepsis. | |
| I call it Pepsi. | ||
| No, man. | ||
| He's allowed to change it. | ||
| Of course don't call it him. | ||
| Who decides what names they are? | ||
| I agree. | ||
| Here's the Mac fatty. | ||
| What? | ||
| What the fuck is that? | ||
| That's a Japanese yellow moss. | ||
| We get the syringes off their ass. | ||
| They'll melt your face. | ||
| Japanese yellow what? | ||
| The guy was doing a weed whacker. | ||
| Moth? | ||
| Wasp. | ||
| A guy was using a weed whacker. | ||
| They were like, that guy's a threat. | ||
| Six of them landed on his face, melted his old face, his face, and he died. | ||
| He died. | ||
| Melted, son. | ||
| Went to heaven. | ||
| What do you mean by melted? | ||
| Melted. | ||
| Apparently, look at what it does. | ||
| It eats your flesh. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
|
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There you go. | |
| Oh my God. | ||
| God. | ||
| Any more questions? | ||
|
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Hold on. | |
| Let's read this. | ||
| The Asian Hornet is nearly two inches long with a three inch wingspan. | ||
| Slightly smaller than the European Hornet, but much more aggressive. | ||
| Can kill 40 bees in a minute. | ||
| Oh my God! | ||
| One Asian Hornet can kill 40 bees in a minute. | ||
| A handful can destroy a hive of 30,000 bees in a couple hours. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Any more questions, huh? | ||
| By the way, five hundo. | ||
| Five hundo to a nest. | ||
| Nah, fuck these things. | ||
| They only live 55 days. | ||
| Have you ever seen the video of them going through a bee colony and chopping off all their heads? | ||
| You know what's weird? | ||
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I have. | |
| Dude, look at this. | ||
| It's insane. | ||
| They scare off intruders by sending a lone worker hornet to warn them. | ||
| If that fails, the workers attack en masse, which is French for As a fucking group. | ||
| Do you know how bees figured out how to kill them when one of those workers gets into their nest? | ||
| What bees will do, because now they know what's going to happen, they cover them and they overheat them. | ||
| They cover them and they beat their wings. | ||
| Smart little bastard. | ||
| Until they heat this little fucker, they cook him. | ||
| Look at that poor person right there who got stung. | ||
| But they realize that they have to do it. | ||
| They realize that that is the only way for them to stop the assault. | ||
| Goddamn. | ||
| Oh my god, look at how bad. | ||
| Isn't that crazy? | ||
| It's nuts. | ||
|
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It's nuts. | |
| Like somehow or another they got that information that one of these fuckers comes in here. | ||
| You have to cover it and heat it up. | ||
| That's some Iron Man 3 shit. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| It's nuts, man. | ||
| Do you think that they... | ||
| Whoa, I'll bomb RCA with the rear naked. | ||
| Do you think they figured that out because they barely paid attention to these fights? | ||
|
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Whoa! | |
| Do you think they figured that out because they just know that that's their natural enemy and they just kill one when they see them and if there's not a bunch of them they just do what they have to do to try to kill it? | ||
| Or do you think they know the heat? | ||
| Yeah, do you think they know that if they don't kill it more are coming? | ||
| I would imagine. | ||
| How the fuck do they know that? | ||
| They have to have learned. | ||
| They learned that, right? | ||
| So when you kill crocodiles, if they want to clear an area of crocodiles, if you, this is really weird, if you kill a crocodile and you kill every crocodile that comes in that area, after a while crocodiles will avoid that area. | ||
|
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Jesus. | |
| They will pass it down. | ||
| They'll pass that information down to their brethren. | ||
| We don't even know what that is. | ||
| So they communicate. | ||
| Well, there's something going on genetically, probably. | ||
| Elephants will remember watering holes and droughts that they were exposed to as babies 60 years ago. | ||
| So they'll lead the entire herd to a watering hole some 20 miles away. | ||
| That's insane. | ||
| Did you guys hear they're saying octopus are the smartest animal now on Earth? | ||
| More than us? | ||
| No, not more than us. | ||
| Hey, easy. | ||
| Hey, obviously we're number one. | ||
| Number two, Octopio. | ||
| They're not smarter than Dolphins. | ||
| No, they're saying they're smarter than Dolphins. | ||
|
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He got it. | |
| What? | ||
| They're smarter than Dolphins? | ||
| That's what I'm hearing. | ||
|
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Really? | |
| That's what I'm hearing. | ||
| They probably are. | ||
| Well, I definitely saw that there was this thing. | ||
| Did you see Finding Dory? | ||
| Fuck no. | ||
| I didn't see that, but I did see a thing about how powerful they are and how unusual they are, and that they're almost alien. | ||
| They have more chromosomes than any other animal that we've ever observed. | ||
| Three hearts. | ||
| What a fight, dude. | ||
| And they can read the attitude of a person, like what they're trying to do to them, I heard. | ||
| They also can regenerate limbs. | ||
| They're smart. | ||
| Their eyeballs are like ours. | ||
| Isn't that true? | ||
| They can read faces. | ||
| I know they can read faces. | ||
| We've done this on the podcast before. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I'm just saying they're the smartest animal. | ||
| More shit came out, though. | ||
| Speaking of octopus, let him strangle this human. | ||
| Oh, dude. | ||
| Nice segue. | ||
| He's too strong. | ||
| He's too strong. | ||
| He's also very skillful. | ||
| Super skillful. | ||
| He's got the fat ears, yo. | ||
| The other guy's very strong, too. | ||
| Those are the biggest ears I've ever seen in my life. | ||
| I was watching a video of a guy. | ||
| He's an elf. | ||
| He's a human elf. | ||
| I was watching a video of a guy draining a cauliflower ear and I was impressed up until I saw the syringe that they pulled out of Eddie Bravo's body. | ||
| I'm like, okay. | ||
| Dude, where'd they stick that? | ||
| They went through my stomach, opened up my stomach, pulled my guts to the side, worked on my... | ||
| No, when they drained you, I mean. | ||
| When they drained you. | ||
| Well, when they sewed me up a week later, it started swelling, man. | ||
| It got really big. | ||
| I thought, fuck, man. | ||
| Maybe there's a tear on the inside. | ||
| God damn, look at that. | ||
| Maybe I had a hernia. | ||
| Why is it black? | ||
| Oh my God. | ||
| So I went into the doctor, and I'm like, something's wrong. | ||
| I got this massive swelling on the scar. | ||
| The scar healed, but under it, it was massive swelling, right? | ||
| That's fat as Hulk Hogan's dick. | ||
| That's my favorite part. | ||
| That was all right above my dick. | ||
| Eddie, serious question. | ||
| You got any more painkillers, or...? | ||
| Huh, bro? | ||
| Somebody remembers. | ||
| I'm jonesing. | ||
| They're not even that good. | ||
|
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Norco? | |
| Shit. | ||
| They didn't give you the right guy. | ||
| They didn't give you the good shit? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Norco's. | ||
| What's a Norco's? | ||
| That's like Vicodin or some shit. | ||
| Oh, you need that Oxycon. | ||
| I thought that's the goodest shit ever. | ||
| You gotta chop up, you gotta snort it. | ||
| Dude, a lot of people are texting me, dude, be careful about those oxys. | ||
| Don't get hooked, bro. | ||
| They are horrible. | ||
| They're terrible for your body. | ||
| People are really worried about it. | ||
| Fuck yeah. | ||
| Most addictive thing in the world, yeah. | ||
|
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Really? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't have a physically addictive body. | ||
| I don't get addicted to shit. | ||
|
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Hmm. | |
| I don't. | ||
| Cut to Eddie. | ||
| Otherwise I'd be... | ||
| Rubber band. | ||
| Dick hanging out. | ||
| Shooting it. | ||
| Eyes rolled back. | ||
| The Oxy gets you, man. | ||
| You'd think I'd be a raging alcoholic. | ||
| I mean, I've been drinking since I was a kid. | ||
| Yeah, that'd mean you're an alcoholic. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| First science admitting it. | ||
| I'm an alcoholic. | ||
| If you've been drinking every day since you're a kid, yeah. | ||
| I didn't say every day. | ||
| Well, that's what's happening. | ||
| Yeah, you added every day and it made it sound better. | ||
| Did I? Sorry. | ||
| No, it's a comedy. | ||
| It's a way to do it for comedy. | ||
| It's a way to do it. | ||
| I like to exaggerate. | ||
| Yeah, no, it's definitely, for some people, it's obviously like a biological thing. | ||
| Dude, when you can't sleep at night because you can't get comfortable, because you had back surgery, it sucks. | ||
| You want to take whatever the fuck. | ||
| I was taking stars of death. | ||
| That shit worked better than anything. | ||
| Joey came by, dropped me off a bag, and it doesn't kill the pain. | ||
| I never thought weed killed pain for me. | ||
| People say that all the time. | ||
| For me, I'm like, it doesn't kill pain. | ||
| It makes me focus on the pain. | ||
| But them stars take enough holy shit. | ||
| What happens is the pain still there, but you're so you're so stoned you don't give a shit You just want to nap That ain't shit then I start thinking what the fuck am I complaining about? | ||
| I There's refugees that are sleeping on cement and asphalt and fucking Ecuador. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Yeah, I'm like all of a sudden right here Doesn't weed make you feel like really thankful? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Weed makes me feel super thankful. | ||
| Do you know what I think? | ||
| It makes every show better. | ||
| I can watch Teen Mom be blown away. | ||
| Or not. | ||
| I can't believe you smoke weed now. | ||
| Just at night. | ||
| There are two things that make me feel thankful. | ||
| One is getting into a warm bed. | ||
| We can't talk over each other. | ||
| This is never going to work. | ||
| When I get into a warm bed and I know that nobody's going to be knocking on my door to take me for a walk because of my political point of view, I feel lucky that I get to sleep and then... | ||
| Fuck. | ||
| This is what happens when you grow up with like a super conservative family. | ||
| Fuck. | ||
|
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I know, dude. | |
| It's so fucking true. | ||
| Brian, go night-night. | ||
|
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We're going to put Fox News on right by your bed. | |
| This is your favorite thing to sleep to. | ||
| No, but just in history, governments have always done what they wanted to their people. | ||
| We live in America. | ||
| Wake me up when the Megyn Kelly show's on. | ||
|
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Hey, man. | |
| Wake me up. | ||
| You're in a gated comedian, Caledarsis. | ||
| I know, and then when I feed my kids, I know it sounds weird, but I have enough food. | ||
| I keep waiting for it to end. | ||
| He used to stay up, because remember how TVs, at one point in time, they would just, the TV would stop, there were no more shows. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| It would just end, and they would play the fucking Star Spangled Banner. | ||
| Brian would stay awake, waiting for that. | ||
| I'd hold my heart. | ||
| I'd hold my heart. | ||
| I'll tell you what I did think about. | ||
| Powerful Gary Goodrich. | ||
| Powerful Gary Goodrich. | ||
| I never used some CTE there, so, you know? | ||
| Yeah, he does. | ||
| Yeah, unfortunately, man. | ||
| They're saying he said that. | ||
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Hey, he looked cool right there. | |
| You know what he said? | ||
| He said he got most of his real damage from fighting in K-1. | ||
| Yeah, no shit, Sherlock. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, he fought a lot of fights in K-1, and he fought them really close together, too. | ||
| Giant head. | ||
| Real tough fights, man. | ||
| He fought some really tough guys, man. | ||
| Are you kidding me? | ||
| Gary Goodrich? | ||
| Jesus, yeah. | ||
| I remember when Gary Goodrich fought the guy who was the Krav Maga instructor for the Israeli Special Forces, and he was this big stud with Blue eyes. | ||
| Is that the UFC? Yeah. | ||
| Is that Moti Horenstein? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Powerful memory. | ||
| Dude, look at this fucking Brock Lesnar. | ||
| Anybody says about fucking pot ruining your memory. | ||
| No, you got this, son. | ||
| Suck it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How is Brock Lesnar going to come back and fight Mark Hunt? | ||
| Isn't that insane? | ||
| That's insane. | ||
| I almost feel, I really do almost feel like UFC 200 is too insane. | ||
| I almost feel like it's so insane. | ||
| It's almost too much. | ||
| It's almost too much. | ||
| It's almost too much for me to handle. | ||
| It's like my weak ass bitch. | ||
| It's like old school prides. | ||
| Bitch heart. | ||
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Can't handle it. | |
| I agree. | ||
| Can't handle it. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| It's too much. | ||
| Twice a year, make a Super Bowl type card. | ||
| That's almost too much stuff. | ||
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Twice a year. | |
| Even the Super Bowl. | ||
| I'll tell you what. | ||
| Third highest in UFC history. | ||
| 55% takedown accuracy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If he grabs Mark, puts him on his back. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| But still. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| He's not gonna get tested, right? | ||
| He's not gonna get tested. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| He's absolutely gonna get tested. | ||
| Only the four weeks. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| He's exempt from the four months in advance rule, which means you have to be tested up until four months in advance. | ||
| This deal came together so quickly that there's just no way they could have that because they weren't even talking to him four months ago. | ||
| No, it's true. | ||
| They weren't talking to him for doing this fight four months ago. | ||
| You think Brock literally went from zero training- I'm not saying that. | ||
| From zero training, didn't think he was going to fight at all, to four weeks before being like, I'll take it. | ||
| I'm saying that this deal, like him getting signed to fight, did not happen until recently. | ||
| It was a very recent thing. | ||
| They were trying to make UFC 200 crazier after Conor and Nate fell off. | ||
| True. | ||
| True. | ||
| This is where all this came from. | ||
| They had to make this... | ||
| I can't talk about it because I know too much of the inside stuff of what they had to do to make it work out. | ||
| But it was an ordeal. | ||
| This was an ordeal to pull off. | ||
| The Nate Conner thing? | ||
| No, this Brock Lesnar thing. | ||
| It is an exception though, Joe. | ||
| Because he's still wrestling for the WWE. This is a crazy deal. | ||
| It was not an easy thing to pull off. | ||
| So he's not going to get tested. | ||
| He's tested now. | ||
|
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He is. | |
| He just doesn't have to do the four... | ||
| They weren't testing him four months ago. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Like every other... | ||
| He's the exception. | ||
| Can I ask you why? | ||
| I feel your point, man. | ||
| But if you're going to make exceptions for him, you've got to do it for other guys. | ||
| Well, here's the deal, right? | ||
| This is the argument against it. | ||
| The argument against it is you've got to say, listen, if you want to make this legitimate, you should have no question whatsoever that your athletes are clean and compliant. | ||
| And that means four months out. | ||
| But, how are you not going to make this fight? | ||
| Like, if you're a promoter, and there's no way you can test a guy from four months ago, but you say, listen, we can test him right now. | ||
| We test him right now. | ||
| Do we have an exemption? | ||
| Okay, if he's on steroids right now, we're fucked, and we're done, and his deal's over, right? | ||
| But if he's clean, he says he's clean, let's fucking do it. | ||
| Let's use the exemption. | ||
| No, I get it. | ||
| For entertainment and pay-per-view numbers, it makes 100%. | ||
| But if you're going to say, hey Connor, we don't make exceptions for anyone. | ||
| Brock Lesnar, here's an exception, brother. | ||
| And from a WWE background. | ||
| It's a different kind of exception. | ||
| You're still making exceptions. | ||
| No, because you're making an exception to what happened in the past before the deal. | ||
| You're not making an exception as far as what you have to do from here on out in terms of promotion and in terms of what's agreed upon by the promoter and the athlete. | ||
| True, but if every other... | ||
| I don't know what's agreed upon. | ||
| This is just talking out of my ass. | ||
| So let's say I want to come back right now. | ||
| I have to give them a four month advance and they have to test me. | ||
| Or you're a big enough star where they use their exemption. | ||
| What if the fighter in the keynote? | ||
| No. | ||
| If you don't know that you're going to fight until right before you're going to fight. | ||
| Let's put it this way. | ||
| You don't think I would know before? | ||
| I'm not necessarily in favor. | ||
| You might be an impulsive person. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| But let's just say you're like Brendan Chubb. | ||
| You're a pretty crazy guy. | ||
| If someone came along and maybe a year and a half from now you're fucking still keto'd up and you and Tony Jeffries are hitting the pads every day and you're feeling frisky. | ||
| When you're rolling with Hen and Burrell, or Hen and Gracie? | ||
| Hen and Burrell. | ||
| That'd be fun, man. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| Mixing up my Brazilian awesome dudes. | ||
| If you did that, and you said, fuck it, man, I want to come back. | ||
| If the fighter and the kid blows up, and you're getting 20 million downloads a month, and everything is happy and fascinating, and you just go, I need something else. | ||
| I need a fucking challenge. | ||
| I want to fight. | ||
| And then Dana White calls you up, and he's smoking a cigar on the phone. | ||
| Listen here, Brendan. | ||
| You're crazy. | ||
| I got a deal for you, kid. | ||
| And then you just say, fuck it, I'm crazy. | ||
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I'm gonna try. | |
| They don't make that exemption. | ||
| Maybe they would. | ||
| If you were famous as Brock Lesnar! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You listening to me? | ||
| Brock fucking Lesnar, you gotta make it! | ||
| I'm talking you're batshit crazy if you think Brock didn't know he was gonna fight for us. | ||
| You might be correct. | ||
| And also, come from a WWE... Where guys are notoriously known for taking steroids. | ||
| It's a little fishy. | ||
| Well, it's definitely not ideal when you're trying to promote this sport as being absolutely tested, right? | ||
| Because you have this little weird gray area that you introduced. | ||
| It's more entertainment than sport. | ||
| But as a fan, it's criminal to not make this fight. | ||
| It is criminal. | ||
| I want to see it, but I feel you. | ||
| Mark Hunt's been tested. | ||
| Yes, he has. | ||
| I understand you and I agree with you. | ||
| I'm not mad at it though. | ||
| I'm just saying if you make certain exceptions, then it's a weird gray area. | ||
| But why would Brock Lesnar... | ||
| I mean, we all do respect to him. | ||
| Powerful Kimbo Smith. | ||
| Let's take a moment of silence. | ||
| How about a fucking round of applause? | ||
| That guy had a real life. | ||
| That's a movie right there. | ||
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That's a blockbuster movie. | |
| Oh, there he got the script. | ||
| He was a real man. | ||
| There he got the script. | ||
| And he was a real good dude. | ||
| Great guy. | ||
| I always enjoy talking to Kimbo. | ||
| Who's going to play Kimbo? | ||
| Nobody. | ||
| Me? | ||
| I'm going to go Robert Downey Jr. and spray paint my face. | ||
| No, you do it like Jurassic Park. | ||
| You just get a computer to make images of Kimbo and you get some dudes who are really good at doing Kimbo. | ||
| You can't have an actor. | ||
| No. | ||
| You don't think so? | ||
| No, you use a real Kimbo. | ||
| You don't think you can get... | ||
| Use a computer-generated Kimbo. | ||
| Michael Jai White. | ||
| That'd be perfect. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| Come on. | ||
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He's too big, all right? | |
| No, how dare you? | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| That's a good call. | ||
|
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He grew up here. | |
| No, it's not. | ||
| He looks nothing like him. | ||
| The best actor in the world. | ||
| Michael Jai White could pull it off. | ||
| Did Michael Jai White play Tyson? | ||
| He played Tyson. | ||
| He's tough. | ||
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He's good. | |
| He pulled off Tyson. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| You don't think he pulled off Tyson? | ||
| He was the Spawn. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| He was Spawn. | ||
| No, I liked him in Spawn. | ||
| He definitely pulled off Spawn. | ||
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And by the way, he's about the same age. | |
| Mind your P's and Q's around him, please. | ||
| Dude, he could totally pull it off. | ||
| He'll throw some bones at your face. | ||
| Let me just say, let's just stop all that nonsense and let's just say Michael Jai White is a cool motherfucker. | ||
| I'm a big fan of him as a person and as an actor. | ||
| And as Spawn. | ||
| He's a great dude. | ||
| To say he can play Kimball, I think there's some other guys who can do it. | ||
| He's built for it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's certainly built for it. | ||
| He's fucking giant. | ||
| He's jacked as fuck. | ||
| Hey. | ||
| Mind your P's and Q's, man. | ||
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Fuck you. | |
| Listen, man. | ||
| He's a good dude and a legit martial artist. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Michael Jai White came to Legends and he threw a hopping sidekick at the back. | ||
| Granted, his bag, the chain would break all the time. | ||
| Turning sidekick. | ||
| No, this one, I don't even think it was a turning sidekick, dude. | ||
| He's a turning sidekick. | ||
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Are you sure? | |
| I thought it was a hopping sidekick. | ||
| He's a big guy. | ||
| Either way, whatever the kick it was, he's got perfect technique. | ||
| Michael Jaiwai has perfect kicking technique. | ||
| His sidekick is laser sharp. | ||
| He extends his foot. | ||
| He holds it out there and pulls it back. | ||
| Legit, very high-level, black belt. | ||
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You don't kick. | |
| You kick next to him. | ||
| If you see him in a bar, you buy him a drink, and you thank him for his work. | ||
| No, I thank him for Spawn, and then it stops there. | ||
| No, you thank him for Spawn. | ||
| Wait a minute. | ||
| Hold on a second. | ||
| Brian, let me ask you this. | ||
| Do you think that you, at 170 pounds of supple glory... | ||
| And I'm supple. | ||
| I'm a leopard. | ||
| Keep going. | ||
| Do you think that you can kick as hard as Schaub can, even though Schaub doesn't kick? | ||
| No. | ||
| No, I don't think... | ||
| I tried to grab... | ||
|
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Schaub and I... Schaub and I tried to... | |
| Yesterday, yesterday... | ||
| Yesterday, yesterday, I said to Brendan Schaub, and I was kind of... | ||
| I was half serious. | ||
| We came out, we did this real fun press thing, and he grabbed me around my torso, and I said, oh, my back, my back, please, and I tapped immediately. | ||
| And then I said, I got... | ||
| Something happened. | ||
| Maybe it was too much coffee. | ||
|
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Mm-hmm. | |
| Maybe it was too much coffee. | ||
| And I said, and I was half serious, maybe even 70% serious. | ||
| I go, I was a wrestler. | ||
| I don't like the way it came at me. | ||
| We're in the middle of the street on the Abbot Kenny, by the way. | ||
| Yeah, I'm a man. | ||
| And by the way, I'm in shape. | ||
| I boxed, I played tennis. | ||
| I said, if I didn't want you to, you're not getting me in a body lock. | ||
| Oh my God. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| That's hilarious. | ||
| Tell him what you did with your phone. | ||
| Hey, he put his phone and wallet on top of his car. | ||
| On top of my car. | ||
| And then go, take it from there. | ||
| I put my phone and my wallet on top of my car. | ||
| This is the best part, Joe. | ||
| And then we engage. | ||
| We engage. | ||
| I try a couple arm drags. | ||
| I get some wrist control. | ||
| I get some wrist control. | ||
| He tries to head me. | ||
| He tries to kind of throw a headlock on me. | ||
| I bowl my neck. | ||
| I bowl my neck. | ||
| And then he got two on one on my wrist. | ||
| He got both his hands on my wrist. | ||
| He goes, ooh, let me get two on one. | ||
|
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That's a big mistake. | |
| He whispered. | ||
| And then I felt his explosive power. | ||
| And he put me into a body lock. | ||
| And then I began to immediately squeal like a pig. | ||
| But this is the best part. | ||
| And then I go, all right, bro, I'll meet you at the lunch place. | ||
| He drives off, leaves his phone and wall on top of his car, and he ran over his iPhone. | ||
| See, this is the thing, Brian. | ||
| I sure did. | ||
| As an objective person, this is why this is so disturbing to me. | ||
| I know what I can do to you, and then I know what he can do to me. | ||
| That doesn't make sense to me. | ||
| I've gotten a hold of you before and you feel relatively helpless. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| I'm a pretty good wrestler, bro. | ||
| I'm a good wrestler. | ||
|
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Look at Brian's phone. | |
| It's a true story. | ||
| He shows the phone on his Instagram. | ||
|
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And then he goes to Apple and they charge him $1,000 for a new phone. | |
| $1,000 mistake. | ||
| He goes, bro, that thing cost me $1,000. | ||
| The story's worth five grand. | ||
| I'll pay you five grand for the story. | ||
|
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Yeah, it was. | |
| You got hustling an iPhone, man. | ||
| Oh, come on, man. | ||
| How could you really think that you could grapple with him? | ||
| That's so crazy. | ||
| Because I'm good on my feet. | ||
| Oh, Brian. | ||
| This is weird. | ||
| I know it is. | ||
| It's sad. | ||
|
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It's weird. | |
| Just don't do this. | ||
| Just don't do this. | ||
| I'm going to stick to my guns, and I'm going to say, if I get round two, he's going to have more problems. | ||
| Do you remember that time when you tried to pull my bow back? | ||
| You know that bow that I shoot 100 arrows a day? | ||
| I don't remember, bro. | ||
| I don't remember. | ||
| There was a brick wall that God put in front of the strings. | ||
| It just was not moving. | ||
| Listen, bro. | ||
| I'm having wine. | ||
| I don't remember what you're talking about. | ||
| There's a strangeness to this humor because I know part of it is humor. | ||
|
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It's the best, though. | |
| But the strangeness is there's a whisper of truth. | ||
| I am 100% convinced that Shab is too big and too strong for me to grapple with him. | ||
| But you're not. | ||
| No, no, I am. | ||
|
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You're not, though. | |
| But you're not, really. | ||
|
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There's a whisper. | |
| See, if me and Shab are rolling, I'm thinking, how long can I survive? | ||
| And whether or not I could, is it possible to get him so tired and to survive long enough that I can catch him? | ||
| I'm going to get him so tired. | ||
| Because he's so much bigger. | ||
| Yeah, and he's so strong. | ||
| And by the way, I like to stick my finger in the cage and poke the bear. | ||
| I think that's what it is. | ||
|
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Yeah, but that's weird. | |
| But the weird thing is, like, I don't think you're totally aware... | ||
| No, I am. | ||
| ...of what you can and can't do. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| I'm very aware. | ||
|
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That might be why it's so great. | |
| It's not true. | ||
| It's not true. | ||
| There's a little weirdness there. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| I'm very aware of how badly I could get beat up, and I felt it. | ||
| I felt it. | ||
| I've been put in bad positions by him, by other guys, by boxing, all that. | ||
| Have you ever, like, hugged Dan Henderson? | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| That's a very uncomfortable feeling. | ||
| He's made of wood. | ||
| I never have. | ||
| It's so funny that you say that. | ||
| That's exactly what Ryan Parsons, who trained him forever, said. | ||
| He said he would have to do deep tissue one, like rub him down after a fight. | ||
| He said he'd be exhausted. | ||
| He's made out of a different thing. | ||
| He's got a simian strength. | ||
| There's nobody more... | ||
| He's got his head, everything about him. | ||
| Or fucking Hector Lombard, the guy he just fought. | ||
| Give that guy a handshake. | ||
| I actually think Dan Henderson had a title shot. | ||
| Oh, I hope so. | ||
| Believe me, the kid was... | ||
| I'm not the kid. | ||
| You're the kid. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| You're kind of the kid. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| I don't know what I am. | ||
| No, it's keto. | ||
|
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Me. | |
| Me person. | ||
| I was lobbying for that. | ||
| Me person. | ||
| I called Dana up. | ||
| I said, dude, let's talk about this. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Come on. | ||
| And then I text you, I went, is that for reals you guys? | ||
| No, I'm just trying to hype this thing up. | ||
| What could be a better, more exciting fight to see than Bisping Hendo 2? | ||
| And they both walk away. | ||
| They both walk away. | ||
| Then you got Weidman, Rockhold 2. I feel like Jaco Rey, as a fan, is disappointing me that he doesn't just step aside and let this fight happen. | ||
|
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As a goddamn human being, get the fuck out the way! | |
| As a fan! | ||
| I agree. | ||
| As a fan, Jacare, you're next, bro. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| You got this. | ||
| For now. | ||
| Lift weights. | ||
| How about we won't even drug test you for like a month? | ||
|
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Yeah! | |
| All the outside you can handle. | ||
| We'll give you six months off. | ||
| Well, he's got to have torn MCL or something. | ||
| Do fucking yoga. | ||
| Do fucking whatever you want. | ||
| Please, just let this fight happen. | ||
| Please. | ||
| And then you're next. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| And then Weidman and Rockhold have a rematch. | ||
|
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Yes. | |
| Come on! | ||
| Intern belt, boom. | ||
| Both guys just lost. | ||
| Weidman wants it. | ||
| Rockhold wants it. | ||
| Come on, son. | ||
| No interim belts. | ||
| It's too easy. | ||
| They're throwing away too many interim belts. | ||
|
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No, no, no. | |
| Look at that tattoo. | ||
| I want Bisbee and Dan. | ||
| They both retire after that. | ||
| And then Rockhold and Weidman fight for the belt. | ||
| Yeah, that's a good idea. | ||
| Or Jacare Weidman. | ||
| Or Jacare Rockhold. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| Weidman. | ||
| Hold on, hold on, hold on. | ||
| This guy looked at stained glass. | ||
|
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I don't know. | |
| And got a tattoo. | ||
| The worst tattoos of all time. | ||
| He's a radio guy. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, he's got a morning show, I believe, a sports show. | ||
| By the way, Steve Boss is a cutie pie. | ||
| Really good guy, really nice guy, and really fucking tough guy. | ||
| And you know who he is? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| He's the hockey enforcer. | ||
| This motherfucker's had like 270 hockey fights. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Gangster. | ||
| I think it was AAA hockey, though. | ||
| It was in the NHL. What the fuck are you talking about? | ||
| Not NHL. Really? | ||
| No, I don't think so. | ||
|
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Are you sure? | |
| I'm almost positive, yeah. | ||
| Our producer, Evan the Cub, is balls deep in hockey and he said he never played in NHL, yeah. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| So either way. | ||
| Either way, he's a badass. | ||
| He's a hockey bruiser. | ||
| High-level hockey's insane. | ||
| And he's been winning fights. | ||
|
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This guy's the worst tattoo in the UFC. How many fights has he won in the UFC so far, Jamie? | |
| No, just two and one, right? | ||
| He got knocked out his first one, then won his last one. | ||
| He took his first fight on short notice and got stopped by someone. | ||
| Who stopped him? | ||
| Oh, Tiago Santos. | ||
| Tiago Santos is a beast. | ||
| Yeah, he's one and one in the O.C. But then he beat James Tohuna. | ||
| Tohuna's legit, man. | ||
| Knocked him out. | ||
| Knocked him out. | ||
|
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Fast. | |
| 52 seconds. | ||
| Look at his fucking fights. | ||
| 30 seconds, 52. Boom! | ||
| Oh, this one's... | ||
| Someone's getting knocked out quick. | ||
| And O'Connell's gangster, dude. | ||
| I'm telling you. | ||
| O'Connell's got power. | ||
| Hit him with the stained glass, son! | ||
| O'Connell's got power. | ||
| Get off the stained glass and the titties! | ||
| Use the Holy Ghost power! | ||
| And he stays in the pocket. | ||
| I don't like what he's doing with his right hand. | ||
| Pull up his record, Jamie. | ||
| Very Roman Catholic. | ||
| That stained glass tattoo I've never seen before. | ||
| Yeah, I haven't either. | ||
| It's a problem. | ||
| It's an issue. | ||
| Let's go ahead and get a tan. | ||
| It's freaking sick! | ||
| Let's go ahead and get a tan. | ||
| Hell no, I celebrate that shit. | ||
| Yeah, one guy's got a tan, that's... | ||
| Someone's getting knocked out. | ||
| This fight ain't going past the second. | ||
|
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Nah, these guys are a little crazy. | |
| Somebody's gonna get tired. | ||
| That is an odd choice of tattoos, but that's coming from a guy who has odd tattoos. | ||
| Oh, I have fucking odd tattoos. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Oh, Kyle's connected! | ||
|
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He's out! | |
| Stained glass tattoos for the win! | ||
| Dude, how tough is Boss? | ||
| Wow. | ||
| He's hanging in there. | ||
|
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Powerful tan, Boss. | |
| Oh! | ||
| Beautiful tan. | ||
| Beautiful fucking tan. | ||
| Something about those Canadians. | ||
| He should let him back up and do it again. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Oh, no, man. | ||
| Keep beating on him. | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| This guy's almost done. | ||
| Just in my experience in the octagon. | ||
| You don't have stained glass tattoos, Brian. | ||
|
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That's true. | |
| You can knock him out against the cage right now. | ||
| When you're up, you've got a chance. | ||
| When you're down, you're only punching up. | ||
| Right. | ||
| God, that guy's tough. | ||
|
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It's hard to let a guy up. | |
| He can recover, though. | ||
| Boss is tough. | ||
| He just took... | ||
| There's O'Connell, man. | ||
| O'Connell's got a nasty left hand, man. | ||
| He's just tough as shit. | ||
| He's just one of those Irish fucks that just doesn't want to quiff. | ||
| You don't have stained glass tattoos that are tough as fuck. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You don't get that stuff, because you know you're going to get clowned on. | ||
| Boom! | ||
| Another hard left. | ||
|
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Ow! | |
| Bossy just connected! | ||
|
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Very... | |
| Am I saying his name wrong? | ||
| Bossy? | ||
| Bossy? | ||
| Bossy's got some big legs. | ||
| Why am I thinking it's Bossy? | ||
| Take a look at the circumference of his thighs, sir. | ||
| Maybe we should change it. | ||
| Powerful tan by Bossy. | ||
| Go ahead and look at the thighs on this kid. | ||
| Look at Bossy's thighs. | ||
| Let's call him the Bossy. | ||
| Let's just call him the Boss. | ||
| No, let's call him his real name or he'll get mad. | ||
| Yeah, I don't want that. | ||
| You think? | ||
| Just double leg him, Joe. | ||
| O'Connell's gangster. | ||
| Those are some big legs. | ||
| That's hard to double leg. | ||
| Look at how big his legs are. | ||
| Tell you right now, if this fight was on ice, your boy's fucked. | ||
| Well, that is an interesting thing, man, about hockey players, man. | ||
| They develop some serious balance. | ||
| O'Connell tags him again! | ||
| O'Connell's been doing... | ||
| He's ending his combinations with that left hand. | ||
| And that's where Balsy's getting caught. | ||
| Yeah, he's throwing punches and bunches and it's landing. | ||
| It's also his accuracy is really good while Bossy's moving. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| Moving back. | ||
| Yeah, catching and moving back. | ||
| That's not easy to do. | ||
| That's good timing. | ||
| His tattoo artist. | ||
| You might want to call up Aaron Delevadova, Guru Tattoo, San Diego. | ||
| Might clean that shit up. | ||
| Mm-hmm. | ||
| More color, dog. | ||
|
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Like a Crayola box on that white skin. | |
| That's one good thing that white people have. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I can't do color. | ||
| White people could do some amazing things. | ||
| Fucking white people. | ||
| Like, if you are a serious albino, you could have some beautiful colors. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I have no clue. | ||
| You're a white piece of paper, you know? | ||
| I know. | ||
| White canvas. | ||
| Black dudes, they can put tattoos everywhere, though. | ||
| I feel like they look better on them. | ||
| Somehow or another, it's like a subtle thing. | ||
| They should do white ink, though. | ||
| It just doesn't take to the skin, I guess. | ||
|
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No, it doesn't work. | |
| It looks sick, though, right? | ||
| Oh, nasty left hands to the body. | ||
| Yeah, but... | ||
| You know, it's interesting that the black eye covered in tattoos is a fairly new thing culturally in this country, right? | ||
| Rappers, athletes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, but it's so common now. | ||
| It's interesting how it took off. | ||
| Like if you looked at black guys from like Muhammad Ali's era or Joe Frazier's era. | ||
| Zero tattoos. | ||
| Yeah, but then look at like Deontay Wilder. | ||
| Yeah, you're right. | ||
| So many guys like that. | ||
| So many guys. | ||
| Well, tattoos were subversive up until really the 90s. | ||
| Sailors, huh? | ||
| I mean, you know. | ||
| Yeah, body art was always considered subversive and weird. | ||
| Decoration. | ||
| And you had to be a criminal or something. | ||
| Motorcycle gang. | ||
| Yeah, something. | ||
| Sailor, truck driver. | ||
| You had to be on the outskirts of society to have a tattoo. | ||
| Even an earring. | ||
| I remember I told my dad I got an earring as a joke when I was 16 and my father hung the phone up. | ||
| No, I didn't, Brennan. | ||
| No, I didn't, Brennan. | ||
| Guys, don't fight. | ||
|
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Sorry. | |
| You thought I was sick, too. | ||
| He's a bully. | ||
| That word we were talking about before the show. | ||
| That word is terrible. | ||
| That word is so silly. | ||
| It's used sometimes with people just arguing with each other. | ||
| If one person's right, he's a bully. | ||
| Damn, Bossy going for the takedown. | ||
| That's why no shit hit the fan. | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| He's trying to mix it up. | ||
| He's trying to mix it up. | ||
| These guys are taking crazy shots to the head. | ||
| That boy is tired. | ||
| Damn, that tattoo is so colorful. | ||
| White people. | ||
| White fucking people. | ||
| Powerful canvases. | ||
| Dude, I love tattoos. | ||
| A lot of white people get the red ink these days. | ||
| I see girls with red ink lately. | ||
| But that's iconography. | ||
|
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Oh, shit. | |
| God damn! | ||
| Enjoy that left hook, son. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| And he still weathered the storm. | ||
| Incredible. | ||
| Incredible. | ||
| Powerful tan. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| Look at his nose. | ||
| He can't breathe out of his nose. | ||
| That left hook broke that nose for sure. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Hockey might have done that. | ||
| Probably hockey, right? | ||
| Hockey is some rough fucking dudes. | ||
| Think about how many games they play. | ||
| The cardio. | ||
| I used to train with some professional hockey players. | ||
| They are fucking gangsters. | ||
| They also party harder than any professional athlete I know. | ||
| Think about how stupid noses are. | ||
| This weak ass little structure in the middle of your face. | ||
| All someone has to do is smash it and you're like down to like 60% strength. | ||
| All they have to do is destroy that thing. | ||
| Do you think our noses are meant to be smashed, though? | ||
| Well, why is it? | ||
| They're like that in this world full of bears. | ||
| Well, giraffes have nose. | ||
| Fucking chimpanzees. | ||
| They don't have noses. | ||
| They got strong noses. | ||
| Try punching a giraffe, bitch. | ||
| It's eyes. | ||
| Eyes are what? | ||
| You can't really break a cat's nose, can you? | ||
| No. | ||
| You can punch a house cat right in the face and it'll kill you in your sleep. | ||
| Made to kill you with its face. | ||
| And their noses are all wet. | ||
| These guys are drunk. | ||
| Oh my god, this fight is insane. | ||
| Oh, O'Connell's about to go. | ||
| O'Connell's in trouble. | ||
| O'Connell's about to go. | ||
| When one of these guys shoots for a takedown, you know, it's go time. | ||
| O'Connell just took a big deep breath too. | ||
| Yeah, he looked exhausted. | ||
| Not good for his head. | ||
| Please don't go to the mat. | ||
| I'm not trying to see either of these guys grapple. | ||
| It's interesting when you see a guy come back while he's hurt. | ||
| Because that's when you find out what kind of condition you're really in. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| How quickly can you come back while you're hurt? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Did you ever see the training Fedor used to do? | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| He'd like to train like he was wobbled. | ||
| No, he would fly around in circles like he would punch and then spar or do running and shit. | ||
| God. | ||
| It was nuts. | ||
| Hey, man. | ||
| He needed it. | ||
| He needed that against Maldonado. | ||
| That shit paid off against Maldonado. | ||
| Well, you know, he's a tough guy. | ||
| That paid off. | ||
| But I don't like the way he approached that fight. | ||
| This is a guy who went toe-to-toe with Krokop, okay? | ||
| I don't know what kind of testing they had him under. | ||
| Do you? | ||
| Do you have any idea? | ||
| Yeah, none. | ||
| Yes, sir. | ||
| None. | ||
| Are you fucking kidding me? | ||
| Okay, it's like Novitski likes to call the smell test. | ||
| He smelled like B.O. and kettlebells to me. | ||
| It doesn't smell like any steroids at all. | ||
| No, he smelled like cabbage and potatoes. | ||
| He looked like shit. | ||
|
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I love how people are like, he's so close to coming to the UFC. I don't give a fuck. | |
| It's not 2007. You get ate the fuck up! | ||
| Before this fight, I would have argued with you. | ||
| I know. | ||
|
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Me too. | |
| But Maldonado exposed him in a bit of a way. | ||
| But it also could be that he hasn't- When was the last time he competed? | ||
| How long ago was his last fight? | ||
| Not that far ago. | ||
| Who'd he fight? | ||
| He fought that chump and beat the fuck out of him like- Right. | ||
| Who'd he beat up? | ||
| Some scrub. | ||
| Right, who was it? | ||
| Some pure scrub. | ||
| He fought Mickey Rourke in Russia. | ||
|
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And Mickey went down. | |
| Mickey got paid to go down. | ||
| He might as well. | ||
| That's the line of the show. | ||
|
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Oh yeah, that Singh guy. | |
| He had two fights. | ||
| He had two fucking fights. | ||
| Look at that before that. | ||
|
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Izzo. | |
| He took that guy down and punched him until he tapped. | ||
| That was in December. | ||
| Yeah, it was a terrible fucking fight. | ||
| He's not fighting anyone. | ||
| So you come to the UFC. Hey, we're going to test you unless you're Brock Lesnar. | ||
| You're going to get fucked up. | ||
| So Bossy's got to call my ground. | ||
| I got Bossy in this fight. | ||
| Oh my god, this fight's crazy. | ||
| Oh, O'Connell. | ||
| Meaning he's gonna finish him. | ||
| I think O'Connell's exhausted. | ||
| O'Connell's strong, but he keeps that half guard. | ||
| Keep the half guard. | ||
| He's got the underhook. | ||
| Oh, Bossy with his own underhook on the leg. | ||
| Stops it. | ||
| Stops the pass. | ||
|
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Oof. | |
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
|
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What? | |
| Bossy's winning this fucking fight. | ||
| Damn, Bossy's tough as fuck, dude. | ||
| So tough. | ||
| He got fucked up. | ||
| This is a war, man. | ||
| Bossy's the tan gentleman on top. | ||
|
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Bossy's a beast. | |
| Bossy's the one who looks like he should be hopping out of a cage. | ||
| Bossy looks like- It's not Bossy. | ||
|
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It's Bwosh. | |
| Come on, man. | ||
| Don't fucking- Did you hear what I said? | ||
| You didn't even hear what I said. | ||
|
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What'd you say? | |
| What'd you say? | ||
| Look, he should be jumping out of a cake. | ||
| Bossy's the one with the Hulk Hogan skin, the hot dog skin. | ||
| Yeah, that's him on top. | ||
| Hot dog skin is hilarious. | ||
|
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How funny is that? | |
| That's the tannest, best-looking guys have hot dog skin. | ||
|
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They all have hot dog skin, right? | |
| Hulk Hogan looks like a hot dog. | ||
| Dude, hot dog skin is the best expression ever. | ||
| When did you come up with that? | ||
| For a while ago. | ||
| A while ago. | ||
| That's beautiful. | ||
| That's how I describe Paul Shogan. | ||
| Congratulations. | ||
| There's a few descriptions in my life that have really sunk home. | ||
| Oh shit! | ||
| Bossy with the hammer fist. | ||
| O'Connell's in trouble, man. | ||
| He's in trouble. | ||
| O'Connell's losing this fight. | ||
| O'Connell's tough, though. | ||
| He's in a lot of trouble right here. | ||
| He's also fucking exhausted. | ||
| Well, it's for sure one and one. | ||
| I mean, you say he's losing his fight, but this is a draw. | ||
| I mean, he's in trouble. | ||
| No, I agree. | ||
| If someone said, hey Shaw, bet on this fight, I got Bossy. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Bossy, Bossy, Bossy. | ||
| You fucking never know with a dude like O'Connell. | ||
| He's just so goddamn tough. | ||
| He finds a way to survive. | ||
| Either one of these guys. | ||
| Bossy's one and one. | ||
| One 30-second knockout, one 59-second knockout. | ||
| And the way he survived that onslaught. | ||
| I mean, his head snapped back, his eyes rolled back, he bounced off the ground, and he still got back up. | ||
| Bossy should be jumping out of a cake. | ||
| Offering him for an armbar. | ||
| That's hilarious. | ||
| Not a lot of jujitsu here. | ||
| Oh, look at this. | ||
| No, just stand the fuck up. | ||
| It's too messy. | ||
| Not a lot of high-level jujitsu here? | ||
| It just went to the 100% to control the position. | ||
| Just... | ||
| I wish they would stand up and blast each other in the face. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I sound like a fan with a tap-out shirt. | ||
| Bossy's got giant... | ||
| Here we go! | ||
| Here we go! | ||
| What's the new tap-out shirt? | ||
| Fire in the kid. | ||
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Oh my god, you're right. | |
| They're everywhere. | ||
| They are everywhere. | ||
| I see them all the time at my shows. | ||
| Oh shit, this is a war! | ||
| Knee of the body. | ||
| Dude, you got that fucking Cowherd guy wearing one. | ||
| Yeah, Colin Cowherd. | ||
| He loves us, man. | ||
| It's nuts. | ||
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That's amazing. | |
| I know, right? | ||
| He loved the series. | ||
| He liked the 3D series. | ||
| But that guy's a big deal. | ||
| I know. | ||
| And to support us, I was like, what? | ||
| That's beautiful. | ||
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What's his name? | |
| Colin Cowherd. | ||
| He's a good guy, man. | ||
| Famous to talk. | ||
| Look, if I know who you are, you're famous. | ||
| Yeah, and you watch that show religiously, right? | ||
| Yeah, he's my favorite. | ||
| He's good, man. | ||
| Ask good questions. | ||
| He's a smart guy. | ||
| He's an objective guy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I can't believe you posted a picture on that shirt. | ||
| Who's that other guy that's like a really famous guy? | ||
| There's Skip Bayless. | ||
| Radio guy. | ||
| Dan Patrick. | ||
| Dan Patrick. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I did that guy's show recently. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm surprised you did that show. | ||
| Well, I was doing like a tour for the UFC. He seemed like a nice guy, too, but he definitely didn't seem like he knows a lot. | ||
| He didn't know shit about fighting. | ||
| No. | ||
| Well, you know, he asked good questions. | ||
| He's really good. | ||
| He's a professional. | ||
| Yeah, oh, super professional. | ||
| He's one of the best. | ||
| A lot of them bring on UFC because they realize it gets ratings, but they don't know about the sport. | ||
| But he was asking me questions like, who's the most legendary MMA fighter of all time? | ||
| Well, excuse me, sir. | ||
| That's pretty general. | ||
| Well, I know, but I went with Horst Grazer. | ||
| Or who's the most important, one of those things? | ||
| Who's the biggest star? | ||
| I said Hoyce Gracie because he was the original. | ||
| Because he changed everything about MMA. He's the pioneer. | ||
| He's the Bruce Lee of our sport. | ||
| Changed everything about martial arts with his victories. | ||
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Correct. | |
| Because everybody had to go, wow, what is he doing? | ||
| And then we had to learn it. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| Changed it. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, obviously it was his whole family and his uncle and his dad. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Dude, I had to do a tribute show to Kimbo Slice for Spike. | ||
| Dude, and they were asking me, like, the, you know, I'm going to get flack for this, but they asked me for the Mount Rushmore, and I said, you can't be up there without Kimbo Slice for what he did on YouTube, stuff like that. | ||
| Good kick to the body. | ||
| Dude, I started crying so bad as fucking, I don't know what they're going to do with it, but. | ||
| Well, I wouldn't agree with that as far as a Mount Rushmore, but I would definitely agree with it as far as a guy who is super important for the overall picture of what MMA is and the difference between backyard fighters and MMA fighters. | ||
| And then a guy like Kimbo, who was a backyard fighter, but then became a legit MMA fighter. | ||
| That's what his significance is. | ||
| You can be somebody in your backyard, and if you have the skills or the personality or something, the magic... | ||
| You can make it to the biggest. | ||
| Bossy's connecting with some serious right hands. | ||
| Bossy's gonna knock him out. | ||
| Spitting back fist now. | ||
| O'Connell's on Queer Street. | ||
| O'Connell with the left hand! | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
|
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Fuck's sakes. | |
| This is crazy. | ||
| This is crazy. | ||
| Oh, look at that. | ||
| They're high-fiving. | ||
| We're beating the fuck out of each other. | ||
| Yeah, but keep going. | ||
| Keep going. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Don't do that. | ||
| Taking a breather here. | ||
| Yeah, don't do that. | ||
| Oh, chaos. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| This is crazy. | ||
| Oh, nice left hand. | ||
| Oh, Kyle's got a very nice left hand. | ||
| Yeah, he does. | ||
| He's been laying it all night. | ||
| He mixes it up between like a half a jab and a hook. | ||
| It's like Michael Jai Smith or whatever. | ||
| Easy. | ||
| Jai White. | ||
| Jai White. | ||
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God damn it. | |
| I meant Jai White. | ||
| Michael J. Smith? | ||
| I call him Smith. | ||
| It's my nickname for him. | ||
| And by the way, and by the way, hey, dude. | ||
| Hey, dude. | ||
| You're talking about Jaden Smith? | ||
| Do me a favor. | ||
| Mind your P's and Q's around. | ||
| When is Tony Baltimore fighting Habib Nurmagomedov? | ||
| No, Ferguson. | ||
| Ferguson. | ||
| Different riot. | ||
| You get the wrong riot. | ||
| Oh shit, that's good. | ||
| That's good. | ||
| We're throwing spinning shit, huh? | ||
| One of the greatest Nick Diaz quotes of all time. | ||
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Ever! | |
| Oh, we're throwing spinach shit now. | ||
| Oh my god, they were gonna high-five again. | ||
| Bossy's like loving high-fiving dudes. | ||
| No, quit fucking high-fiving and killing each other. | ||
|
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He likes it. | |
| He's enjoying himself. | ||
| It's the time of his life. | ||
|
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Come on, boys. | |
| He can't keep high-fiving. | ||
| Look, dude, that guy looks fucking fresh. | ||
| Look how good a shape he's in. | ||
| Third round, he's moving light on his feet. | ||
| And he's ate some shots. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| Who calls noses in pieces. | ||
| Yeah, it's a mess. | ||
| But look at Bossy. | ||
| Nice movement. | ||
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Relaxed. | |
| He is moving around. | ||
| He's also catching his breath right now. | ||
| He is, but still. | ||
|
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Body shot. | |
| But speed, man. | ||
| He's punching well. | ||
| This fight is fucking crazy. | ||
| This is some rock'em, sock'em. | ||
| Dude. | ||
| This is like a candidate for fight of the year, am I wrong? | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| It's like Rocky V. Certainly brawl of the year. | ||
| I'm three wines deep. | ||
| I don't know, Joe, but from the three wine glasses, yes, you're right. | ||
| Certainly the brawl of the year. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| When was Rory and fucking... | ||
| That was a while ago, though. | ||
| That was a year ago, I think. | ||
| See, these fights like this, I think we should all have a button at home that we can press. | ||
| We just say, no decision. | ||
| No one can lose this fight. | ||
| Yeah, you're right. | ||
| No one can lose this fight. | ||
| America just spoke, neither one of you guys... | ||
| Oh, that elbow! | ||
| There's no way either guy is a fucking loser. | ||
| Well, they're getting the Fight of the Night bonus for sure. | ||
| Guys are taking this pain. | ||
| Unless someone stops someone, if this fight ends right now, the way this is going, how the fuck do you pick a winner this goddamn fight? | ||
| It's not fair. | ||
|
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I don't know. | |
| I don't know. | ||
|
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Easy. | |
| Life isn't fair. | ||
| It's a draw. | ||
| How do you feel, Eddie? | ||
| Eeny, meeny, miny, miny. | ||
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It's easy. | |
| You got to do any money memo. | ||
| I don't want to hear you say Michael J. White again. | ||
| I like Spawn. | ||
| Don't put his name in your mouth. | ||
| You can look at total strikes, obviously, round one and round two. | ||
| One for O'Connell, one for Bossy, but you can't just calculate all the strikes all together. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| That's a switch right there, kids. | ||
| They should both make an agreement, no wrestling. | ||
| There's still Gangster in it. | ||
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Look at this. | |
| Look at this. | ||
| Oh, right hand on the brake. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Looking at the clock. | ||
| 50 seconds left here, kids. | ||
| I think they both said enough. | ||
| I think they could stop it now. | ||
| I'm liking these guys. | ||
| These guys are friends after this. | ||
| Isn't that ironic? | ||
| I don't want to see anyone. | ||
| Every time they see each other, they hug each other for the rest of their lives. | ||
| Depends who wins. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
|
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Oh! | |
| Jesus Christ! | ||
| Who wins? | ||
| Nobody's winning. | ||
| Oh no, the refs will get it. | ||
|
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They both won. | |
| I bet you money Basse wins this fight. | ||
| Really? | ||
| You want to bet? | ||
| O'Connell's a Terminator. | ||
| Well, he's fighting in Canada. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| I believe Basse won. | ||
| But he's fighting in Canada. | ||
| Sure you don't want to bet over there, Eddie? | ||
| You're pretty quiet. | ||
| Oh, you want to bet right now? | ||
| Yeah, I got Basse. | ||
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How much you got? | |
| Anything you want? | ||
| It's bad right now. | ||
| 10,000? | ||
| 15,000? | ||
| Are you serious, Eddie? | ||
| A truckload of your shirt. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Bro, I think you're on. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| You had surgery. | ||
| I'm going to give you the free pass. | ||
| This is too easy. | ||
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This fight is insane. | |
| Look at this. | ||
|
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Come on. | |
| This is too easy. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I'm your friend. | ||
| Oh, my God! | ||
| Oh, my goodness. | ||
|
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Fuck! | |
| That's a fucking fight. | ||
| 15,000. | ||
| No, I got Baze. | ||
| I got Baze. | ||
| Well, fuck. | ||
| I got Baze, too. | ||
| Because of peer pressure. | ||
| Hey, back to Kimbo. | ||
| All I was saying is what he did, because he brought in the average fan from YouTube to mixed martial arts. | ||
| That's why he's a big deal. | ||
| What a fight. | ||
| My mom knew who Kimbo was from the YouTube videos. | ||
| I definitely see that point. | ||
| That's all I'm saying. | ||
| I definitely see he's an important figure. | ||
| I just wouldn't say- How many people are Mount Rushmore? | ||
| Mount Rushmore is only like- Four or five? | ||
| No, my Mount Rushmore- Oh, it's four. | ||
| Okay, Hoyce is one. | ||
| No, my Mount Rushmore- Hold on. | ||
| It's supposed to be five? | ||
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I think, I believe so. | |
| Yeah, I forget who the fifth was. | ||
| Who is supposed to be number five? | ||
|
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I'll lock it up real quick. | |
| How about we put Ronald motherfucking Reagan in and say it's done. | ||
| I'm not mad at that. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| You guys are Ronald Reagan fans? | ||
| Let's put Obama on that bitch. | ||
| He's in a movie with a monkey. | ||
| We can all agree. | ||
| We just say no. | ||
| I'm a Reagan fan. | ||
| I don't care what anybody says. | ||
| He's a real man. | ||
| Fox News put him to sleep when he was a baby. | ||
| I'm not a Fox News guy. | ||
| He hypnotized him. | ||
| I'm not a Fox News guy. | ||
| I'm just a libertarian. | ||
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I might have made that up. | |
| I might have made that up. | ||
| There's four, right? | ||
| I love saying that. | ||
| There's definitely four, but I thought there might have been a fifth. | ||
| Maybe they were thinking about that initially. | ||
| Can you name the four, Brian? | ||
| You fucking better be able to name the four. | ||
| Is that Johnny Depp on a motorcycle? | ||
| Mount Rushmore. | ||
| Is this Johnny Depp on a motorcycle? | ||
| No, Johnny Depp's off everything right now. | ||
| You can't be hitting bitches and do commercials. | ||
| There's a clip of Ronald Reagan. | ||
| I'm going to go with Washington. | ||
| Is that really him? | ||
| Abe Lincoln. | ||
| That's not him, Joe. | ||
| That's Harley Davidson. | ||
| I was like, I don't think that's... | ||
| You can't have Jack Spare on Harley Davidson. | ||
| Jefferson, Teddy Roosevelt. | ||
| That's four. | ||
| There's only four. | ||
| And Lincoln. | ||
| Is that right? | ||
| I think he's right. | ||
| Am I right? | ||
| I got it. | ||
| I got it. | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
| You major in history. | ||
| It doesn't matter. | ||
| I can't believe I got it. | ||
| I don't think about it. | ||
| There's four. | ||
| I got lucky on that one, guys. | ||
| So if you're talking MMA, you got Hoist Gracie. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| Chuck Liddell. | ||
| If you got Chocodale, you have to have Rampage. | ||
| See, that's why you can't have a... | ||
| What do you have, Tito? | ||
| Anderson Silva, GSP. You have to have Randy, you have to have Tito. | ||
| You have to have GSP. And then you got Anderson Silva. | ||
| You have to have BJ Penn. | ||
| Then you got Kimbo. | ||
| You got BJ Penn. | ||
| See, you got a lot of... | ||
| How many guys are those? | ||
| Too many. | ||
| That's eight. | ||
| There's no way you can have a Mal Rushmore. | ||
| You gotta have Fedor on there and Crow Cop. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| You gotta have Fedor. | ||
| If you have to pick Thor- You want of all time? | ||
| You got Wanderlei on that, bitch. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| Shogun might be- Shogun. | ||
| I was just gonna say that. | ||
| And maybe even Ninja. | ||
| How dare you. | ||
| Come on, we're dropping legends, and then you drop Ninja. | ||
| Before he tried to fight Sergei Karotanov, he was a bad motherfucker for quite a few years. | ||
| Bro, but compared to Shogun? | ||
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That's true. | |
| His brother? | ||
| His brother's definitely far more accomplished. | ||
| That's a hard loss. | ||
| Yeah, you know what, man? | ||
| It's Canada. | ||
| The fans won. | ||
| That's a hard loss, bro. | ||
| We all won. | ||
| Fan ones, man. | ||
| We all won. | ||
| We won, man. | ||
| That's a hard loss. | ||
| At least he has that sweet tattoo. | ||
| Connell is a bad mother. | ||
| You are a mean person. | ||
| I'm being dead fucking serious. | ||
| That shit is sick. | ||
| I wish my brown ass could get that color. | ||
| I feel very uncomfortable about him hearing this. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| That's a caramel rub. | ||
| Some people did not want a fifth face to be carved in 1935. Susan B. Anthony. | ||
| Many people thought that Susan B. Anthony should be at a bunch of fucking guys trying to get laid. | ||
| What did she do? | ||
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For real, a bunch of fucking- Susan B. Anthony- Get you on that Mount Rushmore girl. | |
| She was a suffragette. | ||
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I'd like to come up here and suck my dick. | |
| Susan B. Anthony- Susan B. Anthony was- What's wrong with her? | ||
| Terrible people, that's what's wrong with her. | ||
| Boom, boom! | ||
| She was the first feminist. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Boom, boom! | ||
| You can't have her on Mount Rushmore. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Boom! | ||
| Look at this one left, and then this is the one that shuts the lights off. | ||
| I mean, the dude went limp. | ||
| Is that a 10-8 round? | ||
| He's so tough. | ||
| He's so tough? | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| Yeah, that's gotta be 10-8. | ||
| It has to be a 10-8. | ||
| Well, I don't know what is and isn't anymore, man. | ||
| Who knows with these fucking refs? | ||
| Judges. | ||
| But I don't think it's done the right way. | ||
| I don't think we should have a 10-point system. | ||
| I think it should be like 100 points or something like that. | ||
| We should figure it out. | ||
| Or 30 points. | ||
| This should be a bunch of points where it's not 10-9 all the time. | ||
| You can't have 10-9, especially with the grappling and the submission. | ||
| It doesn't make sense. | ||
| Especially if I'm going to get off my back and I'm constantly having the guy in danger. | ||
| Or if I'm a counter wrestler. | ||
| By the way, this is not saying we disagree with this decision, right? | ||
| I don't disagree with it. | ||
| Like I said, I'm three winds deep. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
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It could have easily won two rounds. | |
| Finish only MMA. What do you think about that? | ||
| Sir, no. | ||
| Do you hate ratings? | ||
| If there's no knockout, if there's no submissions... | ||
| Wait, what if you had grappling judges and striking judges? | ||
| No, how about you have MMA judges? | ||
| Fuck all that. | ||
| Yeah, no, he's right. | ||
| You have ex-fighters as judges. | ||
| That's what you need. | ||
| Here's what you want. | ||
| You want Matt Hume, who judged for pride? | ||
| Matt Hume is who you should have judging. | ||
| There's a handful of guys like him. | ||
| Like Dwayne Ludwig, Matt Hume, and Duke Rufus. | ||
| Dwayne Ludwig is another great example. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| You know, have people that have a full understanding of MMA. Yes. | ||
| You imagine if B.J. Penn was a judge with his knowledge of MMA? Phenomenal. | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| Or all, think of amazing, Rich Franklin. | ||
| Why'd he turn on me? | ||
| Think of Rich Franklin. | ||
| Rich Franklin. | ||
| One of the greats. | ||
| You know, Jens Pulver. | ||
| Think about how many great fighters that don't fight anymore but have a deep knowledge of MMA. Yes. | ||
| Should be judging. | ||
| Why are they not, why are they? | ||
| He's better than we got now. | ||
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Who? | |
| Dada. | ||
| He knows MMA better than the other guys. | ||
| Why don't they reach out to those guys? | ||
| Commission, son. | ||
| They'd have to fire somebody and they'd have to do. | ||
| Nobody's getting fired. | ||
| These are government jobs. | ||
| This fight's a motherfucker. | ||
| This fight's dangerous for cowboy men. | ||
| That's my boyfriend right there. | ||
| Kote's big and his heart is fucked. | ||
| He does. | ||
| And Kote's bigger. | ||
| He's a black belt. | ||
| He's a black belt. | ||
| Yes, he is. | ||
| Come on, Donald. | ||
| But I was impressed when he fought Ben and almost caught him in an arm bar from the bottom. | ||
| And I was thinking that. | ||
| Cote is a crafty guy that doesn't sit still. | ||
| He's been fighting a long time. | ||
| But he keeps getting better. | ||
| He also hits hard as fuck. | ||
| He definitely does. | ||
| He doesn't rest on his laurels. | ||
| And if you watch him fight now, he fights much more technical. | ||
| He doesn't unload big bombs. | ||
| Sometimes. | ||
| Well, he does with Ben. | ||
| He caught Ben, and he hit him with a ton of uppercuts. | ||
| But he's been fighting more technical than he did early in his days. | ||
| He's harnessing that power. | ||
| Yeah, he's getting better. | ||
| He's a veteran now. | ||
| That motherfucker fought for a title. | ||
| Remember that? | ||
| I fought Anderson motherfucking Silva. | ||
| Anderson in his prime. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Well, Donald's my boyfriend, so you guys can shut up. | ||
| It's a tough fight for Donald, man. | ||
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It is a tough fight. | |
| It really is. | ||
| It's not a kick-lock. | ||
| It's a tough fight for both guys. | ||
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Both of them. | |
| Donald is no joke at 170 either, man. | ||
| Fuck, no. | ||
| I like him healthy. | ||
| Donald has more tools. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| He's nasty off of his back. | ||
| His kickboxing is legit as fuck. | ||
| You know what scares me? | ||
| You know what scares me? | ||
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What? | |
| It's Donald, when he fights good boxers, struggles. | ||
| And even Donald admits it. | ||
| He goes, I go forward or backwards. | ||
| I don't take angles. | ||
| And when you're facing a guy who has good boxing, you're in trouble, man. | ||
| I hear a guy like him say that, and I gotta assume that he's working on that. | ||
| I gotta assume if he's telling you that, that he's trying to get better at it. | ||
| But you always gotta guess where a guy's at based on his previous performances. | ||
| So if you look at his previous performances, Nate Diaz was a really troublesome fight for him. | ||
| He had a really hard time, particularly in the first round. | ||
| And what can Nate do? | ||
| Box his ass off. | ||
| Box really well. | ||
| But I also think there was some emotional stuff going on in that fight. | ||
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100%. | |
| Because Nate talked him into a comb. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Nate knocked his hat off. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| And Cowboy's a nice guy. | ||
| Like, if you see Cowboy when he was lining up to fight Cote, like the weigh-ins, they were real friendly. | ||
| I didn't see it. | ||
| Cowboy's a real friendly guy. | ||
| Really friendly guy. | ||
| He's a really, really good guy. | ||
| He's a really good guy. | ||
| So he doesn't want, he doesn't need or want to hate you before you fight. | ||
| He doesn't need animosity like the Diaz brothers. | ||
| But I think Nate, Nate really got in his head with that shit and it was like, wow. | ||
| Fought emotional. | ||
| I mean, this guy was like, Nate's super disrespectful when he's going to fight you, and it's part of the strategy. | ||
| He makes it personal. | ||
| Yep, and to make you think about it, because it makes your emotions ramp up, it makes you tight. | ||
| Makes you make mistakes. | ||
| Yeah, makes you make mistakes. | ||
| They're brilliant at it, man. | ||
| It's very smart. | ||
| They're brilliant at it. | ||
| Well, Connor did that. | ||
| He's great at that. | ||
| Do you like that? | ||
| Because I go back and forth, man, because I see Jose Aldo. | ||
| I love shit-talking when it's done really well. | ||
| But you know what I don't like? | ||
| It seems like a lot of people are trying to do that now. | ||
| They weren't doing that before. | ||
| I hate it, brother. | ||
| You know why, though? | ||
| Because the guys who do it are making more money. | ||
| And they're getting more fame. | ||
| So now, guys, it's not in their personality. | ||
| It's not in their demeanor. | ||
| And they're trying to do it. | ||
| It's like, God. | ||
| Goddamn, that is fake. | ||
| It's not good. | ||
| But that's what you get when you award that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because everyone mimics. | ||
| The same as NFL. The NFL mimics, everyone mimics. | ||
| Are you willing to trade off fan support for cash? | ||
| That's what it really is. | ||
| Because once you start talking shit... | ||
| But if it's not your thing, it's embarrassing. | ||
| Generally, guys, people aren't into that. | ||
| Generally, it turns people off. | ||
| I don't know about that. | ||
| Eddie, do you think Conor never turned anybody off? | ||
| Name the most famous fighters in the world. | ||
| Floyd Mayweather, the biggest shit talker of all time. | ||
| Conor McGregor, shit talker. | ||
| Brock Lesnar, shit talker. | ||
| Think about it. | ||
| Conor put everything together. | ||
| He had incredible performances and he talked mad shit. | ||
| How about Chael Sonnen? | ||
| Chael Sonnen was great at talking shit. | ||
| Not that great of a fighter, to be honest. | ||
| Well, he was a good fighter, but he wasn't good enough to be... | ||
| A world champ. | ||
| He came so close against Anderson. | ||
| I know, Joe, but what got him to that point? | ||
| That shit-talking. | ||
| The shit-talking, but also the performances against Nate Marquardt. | ||
| You can't say that that was a very impressive performance. | ||
| I'm not saying he's not a great fighter. | ||
| I'm just saying, with his shit-talking, it definitely added him. | ||
| Chael's phenomenal. | ||
| Phenomenal athlete. | ||
| Great fighter. | ||
| I'm just saying, with his personality and his shit-talking, it elevated him. | ||
| But I think when a guy like Conor does something that he did, knock out Jose Aldo in 13 seconds. | ||
| He called it. | ||
| It's a different thing. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| It's special. | ||
| Yeah, his wins were a different thing. | ||
| But then it backfires, because when you lose, you get it tenfold. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| And everybody's going to get lined up. | ||
| That's the price, but you know what? | ||
| Fuck it. | ||
| You make that money. | ||
| Your bank account and the fame, it helps. | ||
| But look at guys like Randy Couture. | ||
| When he loses, people are like, fuck, you're still a bad motherfucker. | ||
| No one hates him. | ||
| Those Randy Couture days are over, my brother. | ||
| Connor changed the entire game. | ||
| Nah, there's a lot of guys in there. | ||
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Oh, I disagree. | |
| There's always guys that don't talk shit. | ||
| George St. Pierre, he comes back. | ||
| He's not fighting anymore. | ||
| But if he was... | ||
| Those days are over. | ||
| But do you understand that if George St. Pierre is a beautiful man who's a great fighter, he's got so much going on, he's respectful, he wears nice suits, he would still sell like crazy today. | ||
| I agree, Joe. | ||
| And he would still sell like crazy if he came up today and he wasn't that guy. | ||
| Because he was a huge star before. | ||
| Honestly, name someone right now who's currently fighting in the UFC, who's quiet and is a superstar. | ||
| That's interesting. | ||
| Well, the superstars are Ronda and Conor. | ||
| No, but you've got to look at the extremes. | ||
| John Jones is on the brink of superstardom. | ||
| If John Jones can get past Cormier and they get record numbers for UFC 200 and it becomes a gigantic event, John Jones is at the door. | ||
| He's a superstar because he has great talent, but he's also in the headlines for bad shit. | ||
| He's making headlines. | ||
| But sometimes that... | ||
| I mean, if you want to talk about what makes someone a famous person, sometimes that's almost as important in this goofy society as someone being a shit-talker. | ||
| But look at a guy like... | ||
| Because you're making headlines. | ||
| Is Uriah Faber a shit-talker or not? | ||
| I don't think he is. | ||
| I think he's super honest. | ||
| He's an old-school guy. | ||
| When you hear Uriah Faber talking about an upcoming fight, he never... | ||
| He's an old school guy. | ||
| He's not a huge draw anymore, Eddie. | ||
| He's an old school guy. | ||
| He's from the old past. | ||
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He's still in the mix. | |
| Come on, Uriah Faber's still right up there in the mix. | ||
| There's a reason why they had Uriah versus Dominic Cruz, and it wasn't just because Uriah's been doing really well. | ||
| It was also because they know Uriah can sell some fucking pay-per-views. | ||
| 100% California kid. | ||
| All I'm saying is name a superstar who doesn't talk shit. | ||
| That's all I'm saying. | ||
| That's Uriah Faber. | ||
| He's a superstar. | ||
| He's old school. | ||
| Dude, he's not old school. | ||
| He's been doing it. | ||
| Uriah Faber is a superstar right now. | ||
| Let's define superstar. | ||
| Is it a UFC world champion, pay-per-view draw? | ||
| No, just pay-per-view draw. | ||
| Just pay-per-view draw. | ||
| Who's been a pay-per-view draw besides Uriah that's not a world champion in the UFC? Anderson Silva don't talk shit. | ||
| No, but who? | ||
| Who's ever been a pay-per-view star that's never been a world champion in the UFC? Is there one? | ||
| Conor McGregor. | ||
| No, Conor McGregor knocked out Aldo. | ||
| Yeah, but when he fought Nate Diaz, he was a world champ at 170. But it doesn't matter. | ||
| He was a world champ at 145. He had beaten Jose Aldo. | ||
| He was one of the best pound-for-pound fighters of all time. | ||
| But 170 wasn't for the weight cards. | ||
| It didn't matter. | ||
| Nate's not a 170. Brock Lesnar. | ||
| He fought a couple of times at 170. Damien DeMaio. | ||
| That's the answer. | ||
| But he won the world championship. | ||
| It's the wrong answer. | ||
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Years ago? | |
| It doesn't matter, bro. | ||
| He won the heavyweight title. | ||
| You're saying currently. | ||
| Who hasn't been? | ||
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Who hasn't? | |
| Hasn't been. | ||
| There's not one. | ||
| So Uriah Faber's the only guy in consideration. | ||
| If you think about a guy who's a legit star, who's never won a UFC title, who can sell pay-per-views, Uriah might be the only guy. | ||
| Uriah won a WC title, but yeah. | ||
| Yeah, but nobody in the UFC that has come along in these years who's not a giant, crazy Fight Pass fan has likely seen those fights. | ||
| It's hard because you don't see those. | ||
| When they show those UFC countdown shows, you see highlights from them and shit, but you don't really see WECs on TV. True. | ||
| A lot of dudes do talk shit, but it's fighting. | ||
| It's natural. | ||
| Cerrone's a bit of a withdrawal, not a world champ. | ||
| Cerrone's a good call. | ||
| He doesn't really talk shit. | ||
| He's gotten close a couple times. | ||
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He gets there. | |
| That's just regular fighting shit. | ||
| But, you know, he doesn't get the kind of, like, numbers. | ||
| He was actually talking about that. | ||
| He did an interview recently where he was talking about how he'd rather fight Nate than Diaz, or Nate Diaz rather than Conor, because it doesn't matter to him whether it's for the world title or not. | ||
| He still gets the same amount of money. | ||
| Like, whether he's fighting, he doesn't get pay-per-view. | ||
| He doesn't care about being a world champion. | ||
| He just wants to fight the best guy. | ||
| He wants to fight a guy who he wants to fight, and I guess he wants to get back at Nate because he fought Nate before. | ||
| Because he beat him. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| Nate beat him, and he doesn't feel like he fought his best. | ||
| That's also why Cowboy's such a badass, because he just wants challenges. | ||
| That's what he gravitates towards. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| That's why, I mean, he's a small 170, dude. | ||
| Paul Felder looked bigger than him the other day when we were hanging out at the Comedy Store. | ||
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That's true. | |
| By like a few pounds. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Like maybe ten. | ||
| Well, he was. | ||
| Felder was in the high 80s when we saw him. | ||
| And Donald was 176. Here's one for you. | ||
| Max Holloway won nine in a row. | ||
| Doesn't talk an ounce of shit. | ||
| You don't think at nine in a row? | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| Yeah, but he also... | ||
| That's the bad part to it. | ||
| In England right now, in the UK, he could headline a UK show, right? | ||
| Max Holloway? | ||
| You mean Hawaii, motherfucker. | ||
| Oh, is he? | ||
| I thought he was from the UK. No, John Holloway. | ||
| You're thinking of John Hathaway. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| You're thinking of John Hathaway. | ||
| John Hathaway. | ||
| No, no, I'm not thinking of John Hathaway. | ||
| Who's John Hathaway? | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| I think of Anne Hathaway. | ||
| I think of Anne Hathaway. | ||
| I thought Anne Hathaway was the UK this whole time. | ||
| I made up one of those UFC fights. | ||
| You mixed it up, you mixed it up. | ||
| It's John Hathaway and there's Max Holloway. | ||
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The skinny guy. | |
| He's Hawaiian as fuck and he's won nine in a row. | ||
| Give him a fucking title shot. | ||
| Dude, Max Holloway is so gangster. | ||
| He's so fucking good. | ||
| Max Holloway is so gangster. | ||
| Nine in a fucking row and beat the who's who. | ||
| Dude, his Hawaiian accent is so fucking thick. | ||
| He sounds like he's from Liverpool. | ||
| No, get the fuck out of here. | ||
| You know what it is, though? | ||
| If you pay attention to flags, they're confusing because a lot of people don't realize Hawaii has its own flag. | ||
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He couldn't look any more Hawaiian. | |
| Hawaii comes with a flag that looks like a British flag. | ||
|
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In a weird way. | |
| Because no one in South Dakota comes in with a fucking South Dakota flag. | ||
| That is one of the more proof positive things. | ||
| That Hawaii is like an occupied country. | ||
| We have taken over Hawaii and decided, you know what? | ||
| You motherfuckers are just a little too close. | ||
| We would like to control you since you're in the middle of the ocean. | ||
| It's not a good idea to let an enemy... | ||
| Live here five hours by plane from fucking Los Angeles. | ||
| So we're just going to own you. | ||
| So that's what Hawaii is, man. | ||
| There's a lot of Hawaiians that want Hawaiian independence. | ||
| To that, I would say, settle down. | ||
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Settle down. | |
| Everyone settle down. | ||
| We will respect you deeply as your own nation. | ||
| Let's keep this one fucking together. | ||
| And you love yourself some Hawaii. | ||
| I love Hawaii. | ||
| I love Hawaiian people. | ||
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I'm gonna go on vacation. | |
| I've never been. | ||
| I'm probably gonna die there in the sense that when I'm an old man, I'm gonna move there. | ||
| You and me both. | ||
| I've never been there. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| Fuck, it's the best. | ||
| And you know what? | ||
| Everybody that tells me, the people that tell me that they go there and the Hawaiians treat them bad, that the Hawaiians are racist, they're all Yeah, I've never had that issue. | ||
| They couldn't be any friendly. | ||
| They couldn't be any nicer. | ||
| They take me in like I'm fucking Lilo and Stitch. | ||
| Did you have a hard time? | ||
| It's the best. | ||
| I went to, for a wedding, we went to, me and my wife went to a wedding out there. | ||
| One of her friends got married on the Big Island. | ||
| It was like the Hilo side. | ||
| And then there's another side. | ||
| There's a Hilo side that BJ is very popular in. | ||
| And then the other side, they're like rivals. | ||
| And we were on the side that was like rivaling BJ. Oh no. | ||
| I was watching the UFC on my phone during the wedding. | ||
| I didn't know anybody. | ||
| And everybody that lived there was like white people that moved there. | ||
| They all said, do not go out at night. | ||
| Do not go out. | ||
| You're talking about the Howleys. | ||
| Yeah, if you go out at night locally to any of these bars, you're going to get fucked. | ||
| Oh yeah, you don't go to a bar. | ||
| Well you also don't go to a bar in Studio City. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Would you go to a bar in Studio City? | ||
| I go to a bar in Studio City. | ||
| Dude, I went to the bars in Hawaii. | ||
| They're cool as fuck. | ||
| You're nine feet tall. | ||
| You also look Hawaiian, bro. | ||
| Come on. | ||
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They're not going to fuck with you. | |
| You look Hawaiian. | ||
| You're a beast. | ||
| And you've got chipmunks living inside your ears. | ||
| You've got a massive tank top on. | ||
|
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Come on, man. | |
| Who's going to fuck with you? | ||
| Everyone knows Eddie Bravo. | ||
| It's a good point. | ||
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You know what? | |
| The locals said, don't go to the bar. | ||
| You don't want to go surfing. | ||
| Let me tell you one thing, because you get a lot of heat online sometimes. | ||
| I do? | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| Because you talk a lot of shit on the podcast, people understand that this is like elevated conversation. | ||
| In real life, you get along with everybody. | ||
| Everyone. | ||
| Everybody. | ||
| Brendan? | ||
| Everybody. | ||
| I mean, you're one of those guys, like, everybody you meet, everyone's hugging everybody. | ||
| Everywhere I go, he's also very compassionate to all people. | ||
| He's a softie. | ||
| You just talk mad shit. | ||
| And you gotta settle down. | ||
| Why settle down? | ||
| Do you hate ratings? | ||
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No! | |
| Okay, Cote. | ||
| Cowboy. | ||
| Donald looks good. | ||
| Donald with the takedown! | ||
| I'm not mad at that takedown by Donald. | ||
| He actually has really good wrestling. | ||
| Dude, and Patrick Cote has good jiu-jitsu, man. | ||
| He's very sneaky off his back. | ||
| Cerrone has really good jiu-jitsu. | ||
| He does. | ||
| He has dangerous jiu-jitsu. | ||
| His submissions are nasty. | ||
| Cerrone's been top five for ten years. | ||
| He has like 13 triangles. | ||
| Some ridiculous. | ||
| He throws it so fucking fast to him. | ||
| He probably has more triangles than anybody in the UFC ever. | ||
| Well, if you think about it, all the fights in the WEC, one of the things that you and I talked about a lot, Eddie, is that he was a great example of a guy why it's important if you're a good kicker to have a nasty guard. | ||
| Because he didn't give a fuck if you took him down. | ||
| So he would throw these nasty-ass head kicks, and if you took him down, oh shit, where'd that triangle come from? | ||
| Well, and then he talked about when he fought Diaz, he was saying how he was embarrassed because he was so afraid to go to the ground with him. | ||
| I was like, what the fuck's wrong with you? | ||
| Believe in your jiu-jitsu, man. | ||
| What the fuck is wrong with you? | ||
| But Diaz's jiu-jitsu is pretty fucking high level. | ||
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It is. | |
| I'm telling you, Cowboys is fucking good, man. | ||
| Anybody should be worried. | ||
| It is. | ||
| But you shouldn't not go down there. | ||
| No, but here's the deal. | ||
| A guy like Diaz could tap Cowboy. | ||
| He's one of the few guys that could tap Cowboy. | ||
| And I'm not saying that Cowboy could tap him. | ||
| Step over. | ||
| Very good position. | ||
| Good position! | ||
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Me! | |
| Look at this. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Cowboy's so bad. | ||
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I love him. | |
| That transition got him up. | ||
| That transition got him up. | ||
| Look at Cowboy just standing there taking it. | ||
| He created a scramble from a full guard. | ||
| Fuck yeah, he did. | ||
| That's the perfect scramble too, right? | ||
| Cowboy just can't trade with Cote. | ||
| It's a beautiful slate at all. | ||
| Either you get the omoplata or you stand up. | ||
| Or you get to side control. | ||
| It was beautiful. | ||
| If it works out. | ||
| Cowboy's gonna have a speed advantage, but the power scares me. | ||
| Well, here's the thing where Cowboy shines is with his fucking leg kicks, man. | ||
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Hell yeah. | |
| That's where he ate up Eddie Alvarez. | ||
| And that's where he started to turn the tide on Nate Diaz. | ||
| He started tacking that heavy front foot. | ||
| Fucking that leg up. | ||
| He started fucking up that front foot. | ||
| Cowboy has nasty leg kicks, man. | ||
| It's just the power cocaine. | ||
| It scares the fuck out of me with Donald. | ||
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Oh! | |
| God! | ||
| Cowboy with the takedown! | ||
| What scares you? | ||
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What scares you? | |
| The power of Cote. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Because when Donald gets comfortable, he stands upright. | ||
| He doesn't move his head. | ||
| Everybody's got to worry about Cote. | ||
| I don't think Cote expected takedowns at all. | ||
| I think that was the last thing on his mind. | ||
| He comes very prepared. | ||
| Cote comes prepared. | ||
| I'm telling you, Cowboy for... | ||
| Three, four years, moved basically to Denver for six months and just trained with Lister Bollinger in wrestling. | ||
| Non-stop. | ||
| You wrestle every single day. | ||
| You look good there, man. | ||
| I'm telling you. | ||
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He looks great. | |
| I'm telling you he can fucking wrestle. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| He can wrestle, man. | ||
| His jiu-jitsu leaves no space. | ||
| He's got real tight body-to-body jiu-jitsu. | ||
| God, does he ever. | ||
| He has dangerous jiu-jitsu. | ||
| Yeah, he very much does. | ||
| It's so explosive. | ||
| It's hard to train for, man. | ||
| God damn. | ||
| And wrestling helps your jiu-jitsu so god damn. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| God damn. | ||
| You know this. | ||
| It's not about the wrestling moves. | ||
| It's about the base, the stability, the balance, all that shit into your jiu-jitsu. | ||
| It just gives you so much. | ||
| Brendan, when you train with Donald, does he just pick up things very quickly? | ||
| Is that what it is? | ||
| Oh, look at this! | ||
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He's at the back! | |
| He trains so much. | ||
| Oh, he's taking the back, dude. | ||
| He trains a lot. | ||
| He's just underrated, man. | ||
| It's all he likes to do. | ||
| He's underrated. | ||
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He's a beast. | |
| It's literally all he does. | ||
| Just grapple? | ||
| He just trains all fucking time to jump off boats and cows and shit. | ||
| Dude, he's got his neck! | ||
| He's got his neck! | ||
| Oh my god, Donald Cerrone, you bad motherfucker. | ||
| Goddamn. | ||
| Damn, he's a bad motherfucker. | ||
| I wish I was cage-sized so I could throw my underwear in the fucking ring. | ||
| He's got the fucking body triangle locked down. | ||
| That body triangle is so goddamn nasty. | ||
| Yeah, he's long, too. | ||
| It controls your breathing. | ||
| Don't kid yourself. | ||
| Oh yeah, and good underhook. | ||
| By the way, he looks pretty much as big as Kotei, actually. | ||
| No, he doesn't. | ||
| Alright, I don't know, guys. | ||
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I'm excited. | |
| He looks more shredded, but he's pretty thin. | ||
| Save him unless you've got something funny to say. | ||
| He's pretty thin. | ||
| Cowboy's also tan as shit. | ||
| He's tan as shit! | ||
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Saving... | |
| Not like a hot dog. | ||
| Maybe a kielbasa? | ||
| A kielbasa? | ||
| He's not basé tan. | ||
| He's not Hulk Hogan hot dog skin. | ||
| Is he like a roasted pork sausage? | ||
| Look how relaxed Donald is. | ||
| Yeah, he's like a brat. | ||
| He's relaxed. | ||
| He's got his back. | ||
| He's like a thick guy. | ||
| Everybody shut up. | ||
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Look at this. | |
| I love a fucking brat. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Come on, Dom. | ||
| Brats in the summer? | ||
| Fuck you, man. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Looking for it again. | ||
| Especially with peppers and onions. | ||
| God, I'm so fucking hungry now. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| God. | ||
| Let's go eat after this. | ||
| I was eating cheese and pickles in the back room. | ||
| That's not good enough. | ||
| I mean, I need meat. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| Do you have beef jerky up in this motherfucker? | ||
| I'm sure we got some buffalo bars. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| Oh, he hit the Kimura! | ||
| Look at this! | ||
| Patrick Cote! | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| Stand up, Dom. | ||
| Damn, Patrick Cote is so game, man. | ||
| He's so goddamn game God um Eddie in inside that show oh, I love this Oh, I love these. | ||
| Buffalo bars. | ||
| Hey, remember he's kicking the fuck out of homeboy from San Diego on the ground? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| You know what I'm talking about? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Story? | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| Hold. | ||
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Hold. | |
| What the fuck's that kid's name? | ||
| Black Belt from San Diego. | ||
| Really good jiu-jitsu. | ||
| Really good jiu-jitsu. | ||
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Jury. | |
| Miles Jury. | ||
| It's like you do this for a living, Joe Rogan. | ||
| Yeah, no, it's weird. | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| He sent Jury. | ||
| I'm not doing it anymore. | ||
| He sent Jerry down to 145. This is MMA media. | ||
| I'm just trying to bait them. | ||
| Yeah, right. | ||
| Everything we say becomes some goddamn fake news title story. | ||
| Yeah, what can you do? | ||
| You can keep doing what you're doing. | ||
| I understand. | ||
| I'm not hating them. | ||
| I'm friends with a lot of them. | ||
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Me too. | |
| They're actually really good guys. | ||
| There's a lot of them that are good guys. | ||
| A lot of them suck dick. | ||
| A lot of them are pretty cool. | ||
| Well, you know what I feel like? | ||
| It's also their job. | ||
| But I really do feel like this. | ||
| A lot of the animosity between MMA media and you and I and a lot of other people... | ||
| It would probably be solved if we were actually talking. | ||
| Because we would probably have a conversation that wasn't as one-sided as someone writing something shitty about you, you responding in a shitty way, someone writes something to you on Twitter. | ||
| It's faceless communication, too. | ||
| It's faceless, right? | ||
| There's no connection. | ||
| There's also an issue with writing something, right? | ||
| Because you write something about someone's opinion and there's a lot of assumptions. | ||
| You're not communicating with them. | ||
| You and I have a dispute about something. | ||
| We've had arguments before, but we always resolve them because we're both reasonable and we're friends and we talk and we be friendly. | ||
| But if you just wrote a blog about me and I responded with a blog about you, we know each other forever and I love you, but we'd probably be mad at each other. | ||
| But Joe, this is the problem. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| But the issue becomes if... | ||
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My inside leg kick by Cerrone! | |
| Cerrone's not playing around. | ||
| He's not hearing a fucking peep. | ||
| He's not hearing a peep, everybody. | ||
| Nice kick to the body by Cerrone. | ||
| Cerrone looks bigger than he normally does. | ||
| Joe, with the articles, the thing is, what gets clicks is negativity or headlines. | ||
| It's nothing personal. | ||
| Cerrone is on point. | ||
| He is. | ||
| He's on point. | ||
| So you can't take it personal. | ||
| But it's not... | ||
| I understand in some ways, but I feel like... | ||
| Because it's their job. | ||
| But I feel like... | ||
| It does as much damage to them as it does to the person they're misrepresenting. | ||
| So if they write a story about you and they just- Oh my god, those kicks, dude! | ||
| Dude, those kicks are mean! | ||
| Oh, and Kote has to come back with one of his own, man. | ||
| That's him. | ||
| You know, he's a fucking game dude. | ||
| Super game. | ||
| He's a lot bigger. | ||
| He's a beast. | ||
| You just said Donald looks his size. | ||
| Will you shut the fuck up? | ||
| I know. | ||
| I changed my mind, guys. | ||
| Guys, I changed my mind. | ||
| It's the angle. | ||
| It's the angle of fucking camera. | ||
| Goddamn these cameras. | ||
| Hey, Kote's also a beast of an analyst, too. | ||
| He does a lot of work in Canada. | ||
| Just be careful of Michael J. White. | ||
| That's all I ask from you. | ||
| Michael J. White. | ||
|
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You! | |
| Hey, man! | ||
| Buy him drinks and thank him. | ||
| I respect him because of Spawn. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| You better respect him for his sidekick and his roundhouse. | ||
| You know who needs some fucking props who is an awesome analyst? | ||
| Yves Edwards. | ||
| Goddamn, he's good. | ||
|
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Is he? | |
| I think Tyrone Woodley. | ||
| I love Yves Edwards. | ||
| Very good, too. | ||
| Woodley's a beast. | ||
|
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They're both good. | |
| Woodley's killing the game right now. | ||
| He could be good as well. | ||
|
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Oh, no. | |
| You have to not agree with me and bring up another black guy! | ||
|
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Because I have my black guy, you have your black guy! | |
| Fucking racist! | ||
| Woodley for president! | ||
| You guys, a little respect for Donald right now. | ||
|
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Oh! | |
| Uppercut by Kotain! | ||
| I'm telling you that power scares me with Donald. | ||
| Look at Donald with the jab. | ||
| I like Donald better at 170 because he doesn't have to fucking dry himself out. | ||
| He looks great. | ||
| He does look great. | ||
| Like a ShamWow. | ||
| And he also has a speed advantage. | ||
| Like a ShamWow. | ||
| Dude, you imagine Donald Cerrone vs. | ||
| Robbie Lawler? | ||
| Fuck you! | ||
|
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What?! | |
| Okay, let's not get crazy. | ||
| What?! | ||
| What do you mean, not get crazy? | ||
| Let's watch this. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Nasty jab! | ||
| I want my other takedown from Donald. | ||
| I mean, Donald, all I'm saying by not get crazy is he would have to beat a bunch of guys before that could happen. | ||
|
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Oh, shit! | |
| Nasty leg kick! | ||
| Rogan, a bunch of guys. | ||
| 170 is jabbed. | ||
| Look at Donald's jab. | ||
| It's almost crazy talking about somebody else fighting Robbie when Robbie is about to fight. | ||
| Nah, that's the way the world works. | ||
| I know. | ||
| That's our sport. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| I'm talking shit. | ||
| Oh, Donald with the underhook! | ||
| Because Donald's such a big name, I could see him jump into number three! | ||
| Look at Patrick Cote trying some fucking Tony Jaa shit. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| Oh, now we're doing jumping shit. | ||
| Oh, damn! | ||
| Beautiful combination! | ||
|
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Oh, he fucked him up! | |
| He fucked him up! | ||
|
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Donald's a beast! | |
| He's on point! | ||
| Oh, look at that jab! | ||
| He's on point! | ||
| He's too quick for these big boys. | ||
| Cote had a counterweight hand there, too, man. | ||
| Cote's still dangerous. | ||
| Cote has so much power that's so dangerous. | ||
| You keep it down. | ||
| Over there, Brendan. | ||
| You keep it down. | ||
| The thing about Cote, though, to fight the way Cote fights... | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
|
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Beautiful left hook! | |
| In your face, Canada! | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
|
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Maple syrup, son. | |
| Don't fuck shit about the flag. | ||
| Maple syrup, son. | ||
| Listen, listen, listen. | ||
| Goddamn Cerrone. | ||
| Don't fuck around. | ||
| You sleep on Cerrone. | ||
| It's trouble. | ||
| Don't shit on the whole country, man. | ||
| It's Donald versus Cotex. | ||
|
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USA! USA! USA! | |
| Get up! | ||
| Look at him! | ||
|
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Oh, man! | |
| Look at him running for him! | ||
| No, Donald! | ||
| No, don't get a brawling match. | ||
| Don't do that. | ||
| Shoot a double. | ||
| Look at that jab. | ||
| He looks smooth, though. | ||
| Kick him in the face, Donald. | ||
| He looks so smooth. | ||
|
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Head kick coming up! | |
| Donald has arrived, motherfuckers! | ||
| Excuse me, I'll take a head kick for 3,000, please. | ||
| Head kick for 3,000. | ||
| Look at that heart by Cote. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Cote's rough as shit. | ||
| Let's let this play out. | ||
| Let's let this play out. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| I'll step away from you. | ||
| You try that, I'm fucking stepping away. | ||
| I'll take a kick for 3,000, please. | ||
| Oh, oh. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Crazy. | ||
| I'm looking for that step in knee. | ||
| I can't wait for this head kick. | ||
| I like how Donald defends with that left knee. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| He does a real good job of catching guys as they come in. | ||
| Oh, that front kick to the body that he used on Jim Miller. | ||
| He's so good. | ||
| He throws that knee to the body very sparingly. | ||
| He just keeps coming in. | ||
| Super effective. | ||
| He keeps coming in, man. | ||
|
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Oh! | |
| Oh! | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Cote's tough. | ||
| Cote's like, bring it on. | ||
| These Canadians are built from different stuff. | ||
|
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Don't get in a brawl match, Cowboys. | |
| Oh, Donald with the quick switch kick high. | ||
| I love that switch kick. | ||
| He's got that nice left. | ||
| Oh, he's got a nice left switch kick. | ||
| Fuck you, man. | ||
| I just want to say something while everybody leaves. | ||
| Listen, relax. | ||
| Brendan's a really nice guy. | ||
| This is like fun. | ||
| This is fun. | ||
| Do you understand? | ||
| He's the best. | ||
| When he's broadcasting during the fight with the kid, when he's doing this show, it's fun, folks. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| It's fun. | ||
| There's a lot of nerds out there that are freaking out. | ||
| They're angry. | ||
| Nah, he's the best. | ||
| Hey, I'll tell you who defends nerds is Brendan Schaub. | ||
| He's a very nice guy. | ||
| If you're a nerd and you're getting picked on, Brendan Schaub's going to punch the guy in the face. | ||
| He's not fighting anymore, folks. | ||
| He's trying to make some hype. | ||
| This is how he does it. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| Okay, just relax. | ||
| Everybody relax. | ||
| He's a special guy. | ||
| Everybody relax. | ||
| Enjoy Cote vs. | ||
| Cerrone. | ||
| You're allowed to disagree and agree. | ||
| It's all good. | ||
|
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Yep. | |
| It's all good. | ||
| But I guarantee you, if you met him in real life, you'd go, oh, he's a good guy. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And if you see him on stage with Brian Callen, you're like, yeah, he looks a little nervous up there. | ||
| Yeah, of course he's nervous. | ||
| He's never fucking done this before. | ||
|
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That's right. | |
| Do you understand how weird it is? | ||
| These guys are doing the Wilbur Theater in Boston. | ||
| Sold out show. | ||
| I got the report. | ||
| I heard. | ||
| You guys sold out to Wilbur. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| For a podcast show. | ||
|
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It's crazy. | |
| I don't even know what to say about it. | ||
| It's just... | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| It's fun. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| I mean, Brennan Schaub, my whole life changes. | ||
| I've been in the business forever. | ||
| I'm so happy. | ||
| Well, you know, you were the one who told me to do a podcast. | ||
| I'm so happy. | ||
| It's been amazing. | ||
| What'd I miss when we're talking about crocodiles? | ||
| We're just talking about you guys. | ||
| You guys have such a cool... | ||
|
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Oh! | |
| Left hook! | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
|
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Again! | |
| He just won this round. | ||
| He's too quick, son. | ||
| He just won this round, dude. | ||
| Shut the fuck up. | ||
| Did you say won this round? | ||
|
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It's 30 seconds in. | |
| I know, Brian. | ||
| Doesn't matter. | ||
| Both of you pour me another drink like a woman. | ||
| Make me eggs. | ||
|
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Fuck. | |
| I'm not your concubine, you son of a bitch. | ||
|
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Oh, oh! | |
| Look at this! | ||
| He'll get out! | ||
| Look at this! | ||
| He just gets out! | ||
| Get up! | ||
| I just want to point out, in my house I do all the cooking, so just... | ||
| It's just jokes. | ||
| Oh boy, this is crazy. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| It's a healthy glass. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| You're obviously not gender neutral. | ||
| Oh, look at this. | ||
| I don't know what I'm saying. | ||
| I got Shark Eyes Doll Smile driving for me. | ||
| I keep forgetting your brother's behind me. | ||
| I love him. | ||
| Bet your sweet ass he is. | ||
| Alright, this fight is very exciting, man. | ||
| Come on, Donald. | ||
| I like how Donald switches stances, too. | ||
| There are men, and there's Donald Cerrone. | ||
| Donald Cerrone switches stances, and it's not because he's injured. | ||
| It's just because he's got so many variables in his attack. | ||
| Look at this, look at this. | ||
| He can do all kinds of shit in his attack. | ||
| He's a beast! | ||
| I just don't like him headhunting. | ||
| I know what you're saying. | ||
| No, you're definitely right. | ||
| And it's interesting seeing him do that at 70. I think this is a good example of a guy... | ||
| Look, first of all, let's bring up Patrick Hote fought Tito Ortiz at 205 in his UFC debut. | ||
|
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He's a light heavyweight, yes. | |
| And dropped him. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| And dropped... | ||
| An all-time great light heavyweight in Tito Ortiz. | ||
| Oh my god, Donald's tough! | ||
| And look how good Donald Cerrone looks. | ||
| This is an argument for the point of diminishing returns and weight cutting. | ||
|
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Yep. | |
| Correct, sir. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| He's dropped him twice. | ||
| It's an argument for Donald Cerrone being a bad motherfucker. | ||
|
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Oh my god. | |
| But we already knew that. | ||
| Donald's bad at any weight. | ||
| We already knew that. | ||
| At 70, I think he's at home. | ||
|
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I think he's better. | |
| Because look how healthy he looks. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Lean, fast, fast. | ||
| Cardio, can take a shot, and yeah. | ||
| Rough is good. | ||
| And healthy, man. | ||
| He's healthy. | ||
| Look how good he looks in his third round. | ||
| He was 176 when I was talking to him. | ||
| He's only a 6-pound weight cut. | ||
| I'm not telling you that's the move. | ||
| It's really the move. | ||
| It really is the move. | ||
| They're saying Conor can't make 45 anymore. | ||
| It's going to be tough for him. | ||
| Good. | ||
| So let it go, man. | ||
| He's a superstar. | ||
| He doesn't need a fucking... | ||
| So what's he going to do? | ||
| Joe fight Dos Anjos at 55, son? | ||
| Maybe he wins, maybe he loses. | ||
| Everybody makes money. | ||
| Who gives a fuck? | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
| Look at that! | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
|
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Yes, sir! | |
| He's just too good. | ||
|
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It's over. | |
| He rolled over. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| He rolled over. | ||
| I don't want you to let you get your ass whooped. | ||
| You bad motherfucker. | ||
| He does not stop it. | ||
| I'm texting him right now. | ||
| I'm saying there are men and there's Donald Cerrone. | ||
| That's the kind of beatdown. | ||
| No, no, you have a text. | ||
| That's the kind of beatdown. | ||
| I don't think anybody's ever beat down Patrick Cote like that. | ||
| Damn, he's a bad man. | ||
| I don't think anybody's ever beat down Patrick Cote like that. | ||
| Patrick Cote is lost. | ||
| He broke his hand versus Alan Belcher, and Alan Belcher caught him in the rear naked. | ||
| Anderson Silva, he blew his knee out. | ||
| Who the fuck has ever beaten him down like that? | ||
|
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He dismantled. | |
| He dropped him three times. | ||
| Who has ever beaten him down like that? | ||
| How about nobody? | ||
| No one. | ||
| No one. | ||
| And he's coming in on a win streak. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And he's coming in looking fantastic. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| And he has a granite chin. | ||
| He's known for his chin. | ||
| Known for his chin. | ||
| Goddamn Donald Cerrone looked good. | ||
| God, he's a bad motherfucker. | ||
|
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Boom! | |
| Look at that left hook. | ||
| That left hook was landing all night. | ||
| But staying in the pocket and not taking any shots. | ||
|
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God. | |
| What hard punches did he take in this fight? | ||
| He's just too quick. | ||
| At 70, he's too quick for these cats. | ||
| Not just too quick, fucking healthy. | ||
| He's fucking healthy. | ||
| I'm going to be that fucking form guy. | ||
| Can you imagine Donald vs. | ||
| Wonderboy? | ||
| Fuck you! | ||
| Donald's our friend, so let's fucking toast him. | ||
|
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Yeah! | |
| Toast the cowboy! | ||
| Quit jacking off to him, Brian. | ||
| The way you yad there is probably not in your best interest. | ||
| No, he did. | ||
| What did I say? | ||
| The Howard Dean's like the Howard Dean. | ||
|
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Yeah! | |
| We're going to take a lot! | ||
| We're going to fucking defeat Australia! | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| What did I do? | ||
| He ruined everything for himself. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| See, that's pretty manly, I feel like. | ||
| No, it's like one drink too many. | ||
| It's too much. | ||
|
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It sounds kind of lusty. | |
| It sounds like he's watching somebody fucking going, yeah! | ||
| No, it's like he's got an audition. | ||
| He's never had an audition before. | ||
| And they go, action. | ||
| He goes, yeah! | ||
|
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Yeah! | |
| And then the guy goes, uh, great stuff, Brendan. | ||
| We'll be in touch. | ||
| So we've got your info. | ||
| Oh, by the way, that's not Johnny Depp. | ||
| And you're not a fucking actor. | ||
|
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Bro, you thought that was Johnny Depp and you thought the other guy was Snoop Dogg. | |
| I was barely paying attention. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| Pull some high as fuck. | ||
| John Jones. | ||
| Speaking of high as fuck. | ||
| John fucking Jones. | ||
| Yeah, let's pull that better one. | ||
| Here's the thing, man. | ||
| For the main event, Joe. | ||
| For the main event. | ||
| Out of respect. | ||
| Here's the thing about this UFC 200 thing and the Brock Lesnar thing. | ||
| You know, this is the thing because MMA media loves to write stories about this stuff. | ||
| I'm a fan of Ariel Helwani's. | ||
| I like Ariel Helwani. | ||
| When I was telling what was told to me about the UFC, about the leak, I don't not like Ariel Helwani. | ||
| He's always been a nice guy to me. | ||
| I like him. | ||
| I was just simply stating what I was told. | ||
| You know? | ||
| And I don't give a fuck about these big promos. | ||
| You know what I care? | ||
| That Brock Lesnar is gonna fight Mark Hunt. | ||
| I don't care if I heard it from my mom. | ||
| My mom called me up. | ||
| Look, I work for the UFC. I didn't find out until I was sitting there doing commentary. | ||
| And I didn't give a shit. | ||
| If I had found out because of Ariel Helwani's story instead of the UFC, I wouldn't have given a fuck. | ||
| It wouldn't have been any less valuable to me. | ||
| Can I ask you something? | ||
| As a guy who's on the inside, why would Brock Lesnar take a guy like Mark Hunt on his first fight? | ||
| I don't think he had a choice. | ||
| It doesn't make any sense. | ||
| It's so dangerous. | ||
| I don't think Dana gave him a choice. | ||
| That's a good question. | ||
| It's so dangerous, man. | ||
| Who are you going to give him? | ||
| Josh Barnett won the fight, and you'd fucking wrap him in two. | ||
| It could be that. | ||
| Well, Jesus Christ, I would almost like to see Josh Barnett more because of his roots in pro wrestling. | ||
| Barnett wanted the fight, promoted for the fight. | ||
| They didn't give it to him for many reasons. | ||
| Man, I don't know, man. | ||
|
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If I'm talking about it, I'd be hard-pressed. | |
| I'd be hard-pressed to pass Josh Barnett's offer. | ||
| Hunt is going to be like, hey, bitch, I ain't The Undertaker. | ||
| Fucking uppercut in second row. | ||
|
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Suck it. | |
| Yeah, let me tell you something, man. | ||
| Josh Barnett is not a fucking easy fight for anybody. | ||
| I'm not saying he is. | ||
| Barnett's a fucking monster. | ||
| I'm saying Hunt isn't a cakewalk at all. | ||
| No, neither guy is. | ||
| But Barnett can wrestle. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Mark Hunt can't. | ||
| Yeah, but Brock Lesnar is a fucking genuine NCAA two-time... | ||
| In 1996, sir. | ||
| But he's still a fucking gorilla wrestler. | ||
| He hasn't fought in how long? | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| That's a huge point. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| I mean, you know... | ||
| Mark Hunt's been fucking dudes up, man. | ||
| And we're gonna give you Mark Hunt, who's peaking. | ||
| No, I'll get too weird. | ||
| Hunt is peaking. | ||
| Last time I got weird. | ||
| Goddamn Donald Cerrone. | ||
| Yeah, Donald's a beast. | ||
| He's a bad motherfucker. | ||
| God, he's a beast. | ||
| To do this to Patrick Cote, you never see Patrick Cote Turtle. | ||
| Think about the cool fights at 70. Think about the cool fights at 70 for Donald. | ||
| You never see Patrick Cote Turtle. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| I love him at 70. I love it at 70. Look, he didn't even get scratched. | ||
| No. | ||
| He looks as good as it gets. | ||
| He'll be on the boat tomorrow morning. | ||
| Yeah, he'll be doing some jet skiing. | ||
| He'll be fucking riding a bull or some shit. | ||
| Yeah, he'll be fucking a bear. | ||
| For sure, relax on that. | ||
| He's a different kind of guy, man. | ||
| I mean, this is what makes him happy. | ||
| He likes doing crazy shit. | ||
| It makes me happy. | ||
| I'm a big fan. | ||
| I'm going to shave my head tomorrow, I'll tell you that much. | ||
| I just like him as a person. | ||
| Yeah, he's a good dude. | ||
| He's a fun, warm dude. | ||
| You know what Donald said to me once, man? | ||
| I'd only met him, like, maybe twice. | ||
| You know? | ||
| It was, like, early on in the day. | ||
| And I said, hey, man, what's up? | ||
| And I went to give him a handshake. | ||
| He goes, oh, come on, man, we hug around here. | ||
| Yeah, it's great. | ||
| And he gives you a hug. | ||
| But it's a genuine hug. | ||
| You know? | ||
| It's not political or he's not... | ||
| No. | ||
| Dude, he's starting podcasting now. | ||
| From Jackson's gym. | ||
| I'm subscribing. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I'll take it. | ||
| Everybody should podcast. | ||
| He calls it The Companion, for sure. | ||
| You should have a podcast the same way you have a fucking... | ||
| Why not call it The Companion? | ||
| I'm just kidding. | ||
| Who gives a shit? | ||
|
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No. | |
| The same way you have... | ||
| It's The Ranch Companion. | ||
| I think that's his show. | ||
| Something like that. | ||
| Where they breed bad motherfuckers. | ||
| He calls it Bad Motherfucker Ranch. | ||
| Well, it's like, uh, what was that, uh, Garen Keillor, sir? | ||
| What's that guy? | ||
| Prairie Home Companion guy? | ||
|
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Oh, yeah. | |
| Garrison Keillor, is that his name? | ||
| Well, there was a radio show that was, like, a really famous radio show. | ||
| Is that called Companion? | ||
| I don't remember his name, but he, uh... | ||
| Garrison? | ||
| He had, uh, he had it on NPR every Sunday. | ||
| I've never fucking heard of it. | ||
| It's one of those things that people listen to when your etiquette system is completely shut down. | ||
| You're no longer interested in fucking at all. | ||
| Look at these fucking guys. | ||
| Joking. | ||
| The Prairie Home Companion. | ||
| Is it part of the public's radio pass? | ||
| I don't remember. | ||
| I've never fucking heard of them. | ||
| Well, it's a famous thing, and I don't believe I've ever listened to a whole one, but I know that it's a big deal to some people. | ||
| Oh, he's still doing the damn thing? | ||
| This would be the main event, gentlemen. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I hope you guys are ready. | ||
| Big fucking fight. | ||
| Okay, let's break this down. | ||
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Brendan Schaub, Eddie Bravo, and Brian motherfucking Cowan. | |
| What do you guys think? | ||
| Start with Brian. | ||
| What, me? | ||
| What do I say? | ||
| What do you think? | ||
| I mean, look. | ||
| Here's the problem. | ||
| Here's the problem. | ||
| There's no problems yet. | ||
| Rory's trained. | ||
| He trained with Wonderboy. | ||
| Bro, don't steal my lines. | ||
| I broke this down on all parts. | ||
|
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Hold on. | |
| That was my exact line. | ||
|
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Let me finish. | |
| Let me finish, you son of a bitch. | ||
| Let me finish. | ||
| If Rory gives him space, it's going to be a disaster. | ||
| If Rory stays in boxing wrestling distance, he's going to win this fight. | ||
| But I don't know if you can do that now. | ||
| I don't know if you can do that with Wonderboy. | ||
| Wonderboy may have figured out distance, and he may have figured out how to keep a guy like that away. | ||
| This is way too close to call. | ||
| Let me hear what Brendan thinks. | ||
| I'll take... | ||
| Can I hear what Brandon thinks? | ||
| I'll continue next. | ||
| I want to hear what you guys think. | ||
| I think Rory has too many tools. | ||
| He's too smart. | ||
| And he's... | ||
| They've trained together before at TriStar and Feras helped Wonder Boy out a bunch so they know his tricks. | ||
| And I think Rory wins this fight. | ||
| And it's good for the sport because he's a free agent and he can go test the free market waters. | ||
| So it changes the sport for the good. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| Eddie Bravo, what do you think? | ||
| It's too close to call. | ||
| That's why we should bet. | ||
|
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But if I had a gun to my head, I would go with... | |
| You're right. | ||
| On paper, you're right. | ||
| Rory McDonald does have too many tools, but I just think Stephen Thompson, he's just so quick coming in and out. | ||
| Just with that kind of shit, just this explosiveness, I'm going to go with that just for a goof. | ||
| Both the analysts picked Wonderboy on UFC Tonight, by the way. | ||
| Here's the thing, though. | ||
| It's tough. | ||
| Wonderboy has been hit before. | ||
| Didn't Ellenberger tag him? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| He did, right? | ||
| And Matt Brown. | ||
| Yeah, Matt Brown. | ||
| Well, Matt Brown was in his verse, but in his words, he said that he was overtrained going into that fight, and then he made some mistakes. | ||
| Aren't we all? | ||
| And it's totally possible that's the truth. | ||
| But he also fought Matt motherfucking Brown. | ||
| And you might feel like you got overtrained if you fight Matt motherfucking Brown. | ||
| Yes, that pressure, son. | ||
| Because Matt Brown will put some pressure on you, and you'll be looking for solutions. | ||
| He's immortal. | ||
| He takes you to a dark place. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And if you've never been to that dark place before, you might think, man, someone poisoned my fucking soup. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Nah, bitch. | ||
| That's not Matt Brown cardio. | ||
| Poisoning my soup. | ||
| That's that immortal cardio, son. | ||
| He's just beating that ass and draining you in a way that only a dude who's died and been brought back to life by EMTs can do. | ||
| For real. | ||
| Only him and Donna can bring that pain. | ||
| Besides Carlos Condit, when he was really young, the only person Rory McDonald's lost to, I believe, is Robbie Lawler. | ||
| Am I right? | ||
| Carlos Condit, he lost Robbie Lawler. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| And he was beating Carlos Condit. | ||
| You know who else can bring that kind of darkness? | ||
| Court McGee. | ||
| Well, yeah, because he died from meth or some shit. | ||
| He brings that same darkness. | ||
| You're talking about that touch of death darkness. | ||
| That touch of death darkness. | ||
| There's Dada, there's fucking the immortal Matt Brown, and there's Court McGee. | ||
| Court McGee might lose some fights, and he's a very, very tough guy, but he's in a very, very difficult division with a lot of very tough guys. | ||
| But there's a darkness that Court brings when he starts beating that ass. | ||
| And you're going dark, too. | ||
| He beats that ass in a very fucking animalistic, clinical way. | ||
| Like a technical, clinical way where he's seen the edge. | ||
| Because he has technique from the Grim Reaper, is what you're saying. | ||
| He's been to the edge of time. | ||
| For reals. | ||
| They both have come back. | ||
| Him and Matt Brown. | ||
| It's nuts. | ||
| They carry with him some Harry Potter shit. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Yep. | ||
| It's like Frighteners in this bitch. | ||
| This is why this could never be on television! | ||
| Never. | ||
| Do you understand, folks? | ||
| Never. | ||
| Dude, I'm going to make a call. | ||
| I haven't made a call yet. | ||
| I'm going to go with... | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Can I say? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think I agree with you guys that if you looked at it on paper, Rory is a more difficult challenge because he has more tools and he can knock guys out that are legit strikers like Tarek Safedine. | ||
| His knockout of Tarek Safedine was big because Safedine's a very, very skillful striker and Safedine ran a clinic on Nate Marquardt to win the Strikeforce welterweight title. | ||
| It was a clinic. | ||
| A clinic of leg kicks and technique and footwork. | ||
| He's a really good striker. | ||
| So for Rory to knock him out the way he did is pretty stunning. | ||
| It's Rory's interchanges between wrestling and striking that can make a big difference in this fight. | ||
| GSP style. | ||
| Because Rory's fluid in that, whereas Steven Wonderboy Thompson, unless he figures out a way to put Rory on his back early and shake him up the way Boce tried to do, but the danger with that is Rory has a wicked fucking guard. | ||
| He's fast off of his back, he moves quick, and he tries to set up sweeps and omoplatas. | ||
| He went to draw a metamorist. | ||
| Right, and you might not have seen it before, But it is legit as fuck. | ||
| He went to a draw with JT Torres. | ||
| He did well. | ||
| Do you understand, folks? | ||
| I mean, you don't understand. | ||
| Like, this is like the top of the food chain, Brazilian jiu-jitsu competitors. | ||
| He's a killer. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| He's in that breed. | ||
| He's also in his homeland. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| So if Rory McDonald can go to the ground at that high of a level and survive without getting tapped. | ||
| He got really close to getting tapped. | ||
| I mean, his arm got jacked up. | ||
| He really did get... | ||
| But he didn't tap. | ||
| He was in trouble. | ||
| Oh, his arm is fucked. | ||
| Super fucked. | ||
| And he had a fight like three weeks later, four weeks later. | ||
| He's a mad man. | ||
| He's also the Canadian serial killer. | ||
| But dude, I'm telling you, man, one of the things that came about of him being on my podcast is people got to really understand you're only seeing him in his game face. | ||
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He's a great guy. | |
| So of course he seems like he's a psycho. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| But when he was on the podcast, man... | ||
| He's hilarious. | ||
| When he was on this podcast, people got a chance to see him as an actual person. | ||
| And they're like, oh, I've only been seeing you when you're competing. | ||
| No, he's the best! | ||
| Me and him have had some great nights at nightclubs. | ||
| Santahumon stuff? | ||
| Funny guy? | ||
| The best! | ||
| This is a perfect example of what we were talking about when we were talking about with Connor. | ||
| This is a guy that should be applauded. | ||
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He is a fucking intelligent savage. | |
| There's a superstar who's never won a belt. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Face of Canada. | ||
| Never won a belt. | ||
| That close! | ||
| Still didn't win the battle. | ||
| There you go, Joe. | ||
| You know when I say dicker down? | ||
| That came from him. | ||
| At the time I was single. | ||
| He was single. | ||
| There was a bunch of girls in Vegas. | ||
| He goes, it's time to separate that mother hen from the goose and dig them down. | ||
| Oh, he's good. | ||
| That's Woody McDonald's cool. | ||
| And I went, what the fuck did you just say? | ||
| And I had to ride it into my phone to remember the next morning. | ||
| He's an animal, man. | ||
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Because there's one girl taking care of all of them. | |
| That's a funny piece of advice. | ||
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He's good. | |
| He's the best. | ||
| His nose looks different. | ||
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He's hilarious. | |
| Well, he's talking a lot of shots, man. | ||
| The Robbie Lawler fight, he got his nose destroyed. | ||
| Wonder Boy, you mean Wonder Man. | ||
| He's 33. He's a really good dude, man. | ||
| He's a really good dude. | ||
| I'm a big fan. | ||
| They're both great guys. | ||
| You know both of them pretty well, right? | ||
| Really, really well. | ||
| Training partners for a long time. | ||
| But Roy McDonald, just for the good of the sport, if he wins and tests his free agency, it helps the growth of the sport. | ||
| But let me just say this about Wonderboy. | ||
| Wonderboy is extraordinary in his ability to close the distance and land these thunderous shots out of nowhere. | ||
| Probably the best in the world. | ||
| His combinations are so fluid that they're enough for him to land one or two hard shots in every exchange. | ||
| And if he does that, if he somehow or another can... | ||
| Tempt Rory into some hypnotic dance and do some high-level shit on him. | ||
| It's all in his ability to stuff the takedown. | ||
| If he feels super confident in his ability to stuff the takedown because he's been training with Weidman so much. | ||
| He hasn't been training with him. | ||
| I'm looking for this fight, but it made a big difference in his technique. | ||
| I'm going with Wonderboy. | ||
| I think Wonderboy's going to win this And his understanding of how to stuff takedowns. | ||
| His takedown stuffing is at a very high level. | ||
| It absolutely has something to do with training with Weidman, but it's not saying that he's so silly that he would substitute that and not have a high-level wrestler test him. | ||
| He's not dumb. | ||
| He's a smart guy, and so is his dad. | ||
| If I can call it, I think Roy eats his lunch. | ||
| That's what I think. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| I know, it's crazy. | ||
| And I love both of them. | ||
| I love both of them. | ||
| I am 100% 50-50 on this fight. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Just to be controversial, because you know how I am, guys. | ||
| Hey, are you a rebel? | ||
| I'm going with Wonderboy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Wonderboy by knockout, Brian, the kick, knockout. | ||
| Well, listen, if there's anybody who can knock him out, it's Rory. | ||
| I mean, it's Wonderboy. | ||
| If people get mad at me being non-committal, it's not because I like both of these gentlemen. | ||
| It is really honestly because this sport is so fucking crazy. | ||
| It's whoever shows up tonight. | ||
| Mike Bisping knocked out Luke Rockhold in the first round. | ||
| I woke up my fucking baby. | ||
| My baby fell asleep. | ||
| And I finally put him to sleep. | ||
| First time ever I put him to sleep. | ||
| Mike knocks him out. | ||
| I love Mike. | ||
| Goodbye. | ||
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Oh, shit! | |
| My kid started crying. | ||
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I'm like, fuck, Mike! | |
| I even texted him like, you woke up, my kid was worth it. | ||
| Oh, that's hilarious. | ||
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I felt like crying. | |
| When Bisping won, I felt like crying. | ||
| Ten fucking years. | ||
| I was happy for him. | ||
| I wish he hadn't gotten on top of the fence and gone, fuck you. | ||
| That was a little... | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| He was on a rollercoaster ride of emotions. | ||
| But him winning the fight and winning the world title like that, you can't fault him for that. | ||
| Talk to him when the dust settles. | ||
| Talk to him on Monday and he's barely back to Michael Bisping. | ||
| Bisping, Dan Heston 2, UFC title, they both walk away. | ||
| It's the best fucking Wizard of Oz story of all time. | ||
| I've never seen a knockout like that. | ||
| Look at this, look at this. | ||
| Oh my god, here we go. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Now here's the question. | ||
| Here's the question. | ||
| Can Rory threaten him enough with takedowns to get him off of his game of striking? | ||
| Rory can kick too. | ||
| I don't like how close Wonderboy's coming to him. | ||
| Or does Rory decide that all that training with Raymond Daniels has made him comfortable enough with a legit high-level karate striker that he thinks he can control the distance? | ||
| Look at the sideways. | ||
| He's just sideways. | ||
| Rory's smart though, huh? | ||
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Jesus. | |
| Well, Daniels fights sideways too, which is one of the interesting things because... | ||
| Thompson is one of the few guys that can pull off that stance. | ||
| A total front leg sidekick. | ||
| Do you know anyone else? | ||
| Liotto? | ||
| No, but Liotto doesn't do it as good as him. | ||
| He used to back in the day. | ||
| Justin Scoggins does it very well. | ||
| That flyweight kid? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He does it very well. | ||
| Very well, yeah. | ||
| Very well. | ||
| He's one of the, maybe the best at it. | ||
| He might be the best because he moves better. | ||
| Moves fantastic. | ||
| He moves like a He's a high-level kid that's got a lot of potential. | ||
| But if you can pull that stance off and control with that front leg like a jab, there's a lot of guys that aren't ready for that. | ||
| God, that fucking left leg is wound up for a minute. | ||
| See, when Baltolini fought Raymond Daniels, what did he do? | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| Oh, Rory, you sneaky fucker. | ||
| You sneaky fucker. | ||
| That was scary, see? | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Introduction of danger. | ||
| Introduction of danger. | ||
| He's so smart. | ||
| It's like beating the brain. | ||
| Very important. | ||
| He's a killer, man. | ||
| He trains a TriStar, and TriStar is heavy, deep, into leg rocks. | ||
| Farasa, beast on the ground. | ||
| Farasa. | ||
| Donna Hurs comes up there. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| So those guys are... | ||
| All about leg legs. | ||
| Oh, guys. | ||
| Fross's hobby apparently is not down with the ketogenic diet. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| I would love to talk to him about that because I'm an idiot. | ||
| Fross is so smart. | ||
| And he's smarter than me. | ||
| That worries me. | ||
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Me too. | |
| Hey, Fross, don't talk me out of my fucking diet. | ||
| You look good, bro. | ||
| I like him. | ||
| I'm very happy with your keto body. | ||
| He might not be correct. | ||
| I don't know who's correct. | ||
| And it might not be... | ||
| Whoa, nice counters here. | ||
| He's so fucking fast. | ||
| He's also so confident. | ||
| Rory's throwing head kicks, man. | ||
| Rory can kick, guys. | ||
| He can kick, and also it keeps him at a distance where he can head kick Thompson, but Thompson has to move forward to counter with that punch. | ||
| So if he can get that head kick off as quick as he just did, it gives Wonderboy something to think about. | ||
| Because all of a sudden, Hold on a second, dude. | ||
| Because Wonderboy is always used to fighting on the outside. | ||
| So if Rory can be the guy on the outside because he threatens with that head kick, it changes the whole dynamic. | ||
| Because Wonderboy has to come in, you're thinking? | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| It looks like he's fighting. | ||
| He's mirroring Wonderboy's style, right? | ||
| That's what it looks like. | ||
| Rory also has the best jab at 170 in the world. | ||
| Yeah, he's got a very good jab. | ||
| He looks like he's mirroring his exact style, though. | ||
| Same stance, everything. | ||
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Look. | |
| Well, it's interesting. | ||
| If he can threaten more with the head kick, that's really interesting. | ||
| If he can hide it behind those punches... | ||
| Damn. | ||
| Not really, Ryan. | ||
| No? | ||
| No, they don't have the same stance. | ||
| One guy's orthodox, one guy's southpaw. | ||
| It always looks like that. | ||
| Yeah, that's... | ||
| But they look like... | ||
| It's like the same movement, same body. | ||
| I know what you're saying. | ||
| He's mirroring him in terms of he's standing much more sideways than he usually does, too. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Well, he's done a lot of sparring with Daniels. | ||
| And he understands how to negate that front leg kick. | ||
| See, that front leg kick is way more effective if you're slightly square. | ||
| Because you fight like a tie fighter, you expose that front. | ||
| And tie fighters, they throw a lot of teeps, but they don't necessarily throw the same kind of sidekicks unless they have some sort of other background as well. | ||
| Rory's biggest advantage is he's so smart and can put it all together. | ||
| He's very George St. Pierre-esque. | ||
| Oh, yeah, man. | ||
| No, he's legit as fuck. | ||
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Strategic. | |
| Oh, oh! | ||
| Not even close, though. | ||
| Not even close, son. | ||
| The switch spinning back kick, yeah. | ||
| These guys are just... | ||
| Well, that's the thing. | ||
| I'm nervous. | ||
| Training with Raymond Daniels. | ||
| I like both of these guys. | ||
| I'm nervous. | ||
| But training with Raymond Daniels cares you for that. | ||
| I talked a lot of shit. | ||
| You know, you're okay. | ||
| I talked a lot of shit. | ||
| You're okay. | ||
| No, I'm just kidding. | ||
| I love both these guys. | ||
| But see, that front leg sidekick style, like Baltolini beat that down. | ||
| Hands down. | ||
| Oh, that front leg sidekick is sweet. | ||
| That's a nice sidekick. | ||
| Oh, it's so slick. | ||
| Hey, Brennan, you keep it down, alright? | ||
| That's the benefit of the style. | ||
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Oh, here we are. | |
| Here we go. | ||
| Oh, elbows in the clinch. | ||
| Oh, rough. | ||
| Oh, please. | ||
| Rory tries to get you back, man. | ||
| When you hit Rory, even if you hit him with that front leg sidekick, he gets mad. | ||
| That maple syrup gets boiling. | ||
| He's a fucking Canadian gangster. | ||
| Boiling in his blood. | ||
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Don't say that. | |
| He's a bad motherfucker, this kid. | ||
| He's so stupid. | ||
| That maple syrup gets boiling. | ||
| What the fuck are you talking about? | ||
| You know what's interesting when you see a kid like Rory, or you see someone like Thompson? | ||
| You know what's interesting about both of these guys is that they're going to get better. | ||
| If they don't get physically injured in this fight to the point where it incapacitates them and stops their training, these guys are going to get better because of this fight, because they're in that prime period. | ||
| Rory has to get going. | ||
| What you're looking at right here is some of the best movement and striking in 170 that you're going to find today. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| 1 vs. | ||
| 2, son. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And as far as MMA striking, these guys are goddamn as legit as it gets. | ||
| Elite of the elite. | ||
| The elite of the elite. | ||
| The upper echelon. | ||
| You're looking at the 1%ers of 1% right now. | ||
| It doesn't get any better. | ||
| That's what's fascinating like standing on the outside watching that. | ||
| I'm watching that I'm going these guys are gonna get better. | ||
| It's a chess match. | ||
| For Rory I'm a little scared. | ||
| If he loses this one, it's a little tough. | ||
| What is the fighter of 2025 gonna look like? | ||
| I mean, how goddamn good are these break dancers slash jiu-jitsu artists with ridiculous karate skills? | ||
| It might hit a saturation point. | ||
| Look at boxing. | ||
| Boxing from the 1900s. | ||
| Look at this dive, son. | ||
| Danger. | ||
| Danger, Will Robinson. | ||
| Danger, Will Robinson. | ||
| And how about Thompson with a slick getaway? | ||
| Like, not today, son! | ||
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That's professional defense right there. | |
| Beautiful. | ||
| That's a standard pro. | ||
| And that's his buddy, Raymond Daniels. | ||
| Get off me, son. | ||
| Raymond Daniels is a mother... | ||
| Look at that corner. | ||
| Raymond Daniels, for us. | ||
| What? | ||
| What is Raymond Daniels' specialty? | ||
| He's a karate champion. | ||
| He's a karate champion. | ||
| He also fights in glory. | ||
| You have to acknowledge him. | ||
| Listen, I can't believe you don't know who he is. | ||
| Rip your dick off like a chimpanzee if you don't acknowledge him. | ||
| Guys, it makes my asshole. | ||
| My dick went... | ||
| Guys, sorry. | ||
| I was asking a fake question. | ||
| I clenched up. | ||
| I clenched up and said, please, God, let me not have heard that. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| Who's Raymond Daniels? | ||
| My fucking heart hurts. | ||
| He's one of the top kickboxers in the world. | ||
| Top kickboxers in the world, I know. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| Fucking know what he is. | ||
| I was asking you guys to see if you knew. | ||
| Nicky Holtzkin and who? | ||
| Joseph, what's his not saying? | ||
| Faltellini, you fuck. | ||
| You don't know. | ||
| Faltellini. | ||
| Those are the only guys that beat him. | ||
| The only guys that beat him. | ||
| And they both beat him the same way. | ||
| I remember that. | ||
| Muay Thai. | ||
| Muay Thai. | ||
| High guard. | ||
| All that high guard shit. | ||
| Slut of leg kicks. | ||
| Thompson's not gone enough. | ||
| There's a lot of pro wrestling fans like, Brian is seriously an asshole! | ||
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Does he not understand what Joe's telling him? | |
| Why don't you shut up and let Joe and Brandon talk you like an asshole? | ||
| You will never get to fight for the title! | ||
| Oh, quick little sneaky knee to the body by Thompson. | ||
| Dude, I'm sweating. | ||
| I don't feel credit during this fight. | ||
| You need to take a break. | ||
| Well, I always feel like Rory brings a queasiness to this fight. | ||
| I don't want either guy to lose. | ||
| I don't want either guy to lose. | ||
| Rory's a terrifying individual, but Wonderboy is a fucking whip-smart, super sharp. | ||
| There's more pressure on Rory. | ||
| There's just a lot of pressure on Rory, man. | ||
| Face it, Canada. | ||
| He's going to free agency. | ||
| Wonderboy's going to be fine, even though he's 33. I don't think that affects Rory the same way it affects a regular person. | ||
| I disagree. | ||
| I think he fights harder. | ||
| That Robbie Lawler fight was goddamn chaos. | ||
| I re-watched that yesterday. | ||
| That's the best fight of the fucking century. | ||
| Oh my shit, I rewatched that today. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| How can you know? | ||
| That's how high I am. | ||
| Time-traveling. | ||
| Time-traveling. | ||
| Motherfucker, I'm time-traveling. | ||
| I rewatched... | ||
| By the way, I was going through my DVR because I was running out of space. | ||
| And I came across this fight, the Rory McDonald-Robbie Lawler fight, and I had to watch a little bit of it again. | ||
| It was just like, Jesus Christ. | ||
| He told me when he got hit... | ||
| It went white. | ||
| It just all went white. | ||
| He couldn't see. | ||
| So he just had to sit down. | ||
| That's terrible. | ||
| The fight was chaos. | ||
| What a badass. | ||
| He goes, my nose was jamming into my eye socket. | ||
| He's moving just the right amount away from Wonderboy's punches. | ||
| He's so calculated, man. | ||
| It's really interesting. | ||
| He's the first guy to give Wonderboy real problems with his timing. | ||
| Yeah, because Matt Brown said, I don't give a fuck. | ||
| I've been dead and just walked through it. | ||
| Well, maybe it was a different Wonderboy, too. | ||
| Obviously, Wonderboy's gotten better at stuffing takedowns and training with wrestlers. | ||
| True, but Matt Brown still got hit. | ||
| He's just walked through it. | ||
| Roy's not getting really hit. | ||
| He's standing on that outside with footwork. | ||
| Unquestionably, man. | ||
| And Rory's threatening him everywhere. | ||
| He does something different every fight, too. | ||
| Rory comes up with a new bag of tricks every fight. | ||
| Well, he does that one... | ||
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| Oh, that front leg sidekick is legit, son. | ||
| Yeah, it is. | ||
| But if Rory can slide back with it, if he sees the leg come up and he lets his body go with it, it's not as bad. | ||
| That's a serious weapon right there. | ||
| It's a hook kick. | ||
| It's a front foot hook kick. | ||
| That's the benefits of leaving your leg out there. | ||
| Eddie, do you remember us talking about this like 10, 15 years ago? | ||
| Oh, good. | ||
| That's a great shot. | ||
| Remember us talking about those karate guys? | ||
| I'm like, they're coming, man. | ||
| And Rory can wrestle, my man. | ||
| There's these guys that can throw these fucking kicks. | ||
| I've seen them. | ||
| I've seen these guys. | ||
| Oh, great elbow. | ||
| They're gonna learn how to do everything else. | ||
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| Dude, Wanderboy and I have... | ||
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| Hit to the body. | ||
| Roy's blocking it, though. | ||
| But those shots to the body suck, dude. | ||
| They'll add up, too. | ||
| They'll pay dividends. | ||
| It's like investing. | ||
| And it's a five-round fight, man. | ||
| It's a long fight. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Don't kid yourself. | ||
| The more this fight goes on... | ||
| The more those body shots are going to mean something. | ||
| Dude, me and Wanderboy have fought on multiple cards because we had the same manager, so that's the way sometimes it lines up. | ||
| And Wanderboy's dad trains him, and he'd be in the back crying, and I'm like, this guy's about to get his ass whooped. | ||
| And he'd go out there and starch dudes. | ||
| Fucking starch, dudes. | ||
| Because whenever I see a guy cry, I'm like, you're fucked, bro. | ||
| He'd go out there and fuck dudes up. | ||
| Yeah, he can handle it. | ||
| He's just going through it, gets it out of the system, and goes out there and performs. | ||
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| I was like, damn, I feel like crying. | ||
| Like a man. | ||
| I feel like crying. | ||
| How often do guys quit from leg kicks to the arms? | ||
| It's very rare. | ||
| Are there fighters that are just like, fuck that, I'm done. | ||
| What's his name made that guy quit? | ||
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Broke his arms. | |
| What's definitely happened? | ||
| Well, Frank Shamrock with Kung Lee. | ||
| Recently? | ||
| What was his name? | ||
| The guy who got armbarred by Jacare, who just fought recently? | ||
| Chris Camozzi? | ||
| Yeah, his knees broke that dude's arms. | ||
| Oh, Chris Camozzi did it to Joe Riggs. | ||
| Joe Riggs. | ||
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You know, there's people out there that quit from leg kicks after some fights. | |
| Leg kicks. | ||
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Remember when homeboy... | |
| It depends, man. | ||
| It really depends. | ||
| It depends where on the arm, too. | ||
| Like, if you kick someone here, like right here, it's significantly easier for you to absorb than if you get kicked here. | ||
| Dude, who's homeboy the Dutch kickboxer in the UFC? Did I make sense with that? | ||
| No, I didn't. | ||
| Anthony Harden made a guy quit. | ||
| It's easier to block a kick here than it is to block a kick here. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| If you're blocking a kick higher towards your hand, your arm gets real weak. | ||
| If you get kicked in the middle, like up here, you're probably going to get your arm broken. | ||
| But if you get kicked here, you might be okay. | ||
| The same kick. | ||
| Here, it might hurt the other guy's shin. | ||
| It's a big difference between catching an elbow and catching a shin, but you still don't want to. | ||
| Yeah, but you still don't want to. | ||
| You can definitely break a guy's foot. | ||
| See, one of the things about Wonderboy is he throws instep kicks, which is really interesting, because his distance is way better. | ||
| It might not be the best thing for leg kicks. | ||
| Is that Weidman? | ||
| With leg kicks, you want to use shin bones, but he can throw instep kicks that are super powerful. | ||
| He doesn't throw those traditional Muay Thai kicks, though. | ||
| Well, he does those, too. | ||
| He can do those, too. | ||
| But what I'm saying is there's a difference when a guy is really good with the instep that gives you almost an extra foot of area where you're impacting. | ||
| Except, like, a lot of the really good Dutch kickboxers like Ernesto Hoost, he would wrap that foot around the back of your head. | ||
| He would blam! | ||
| So he would really tuck you into, like, when you, like, flex your foot, he would tuck you to sleep right in there. | ||
| Because it hit the back of the hill. | ||
| He'd hit you in the back. | ||
| Bang, bang! | ||
| He'd punch, he'd jab, punch, and then just doosh! | ||
| He would throw it over the top of your shoulder. | ||
| Weird. | ||
| And chop you down on the neck. | ||
| How tall is he? | ||
| 6'4", at least? | ||
| He's a very tall man. | ||
| I met a bunch of guys. | ||
| He's a very nice guy too and so skillful. | ||
| What a great kickboxer he was. | ||
| Rory is so cautious with that right hand. | ||
| But what I'm saying is Wonderboy offers a lot of weird shit that if you don't prepare for him, which Rory clearly did bringing in Raymond Daniels, he could be a real problem to you because his distance is so much more than you think it should be. | ||
| Oh, man! | ||
| Rory's closing that distance really well. | ||
| God, Wonderboy's so fucking quick. | ||
| He answers back with speed. | ||
| He does, but look, Rory's moving very well here, but the thing about Wonderboy is you've got to mind all your P's and Q's. | ||
| You've got to fucking dot your I's and cross your fingers. | ||
| For 25 minutes. | ||
| Just like Brendan around Michael J. White, you're right. | ||
| For 25 minutes or you're going to sleep. | ||
| Michael J. White. | ||
| You're talking about Spawn again? | ||
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You're talking about Spawn! | |
| Michael J. Smith slash Q. Michael J. Smith slash Q. Michael J. Smith slash Q. You watch your fucking P's and Q's, bro. | ||
| Michael J. Q? Hey, buy him a drink and thank him for his work and shut the fuck up. | ||
| Dude, I love the Spawn. | ||
| It ends there. | ||
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Oh, see, ooh, beautiful kick by Wonderboy. | |
| Wonderboy just missed a beautiful kick. | ||
| Dude, let me tell you something, man. | ||
| I'm so impressed with the controlling of distance by Rory. | ||
| The way he uses that high left hand, that guard, look how he does this. | ||
| He leans forward with his arms straight up in the air on the left side, and that's something he used against Tyrod Woodley. | ||
| He shut down Woodley's right hand. | ||
| Look at this! | ||
| He just jumped a half guard. | ||
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He just jumped a half guard. | |
| He's looking for that. | ||
| Dude, he's going right to the legs. | ||
| Look at this! | ||
| If he swings and gets on top, this would be brilliant. | ||
| Oh my goodness. | ||
| He's going after his legs. | ||
| Oh my goodness. | ||
| Hammerfist? | ||
| Look at this shit. | ||
| Oh my goodness. | ||
| Ooh, slippy, slippy. | ||
| Gentlemen, we have a very even fight here. | ||
| Greasy butt gets right back up to his feet. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Wonderboy is slick as fuck. | ||
| Beautiful fucking technique by Wonderboy. | ||
| Look at that right hand. | ||
| Hey, what a fucking chess match. | ||
| What a brilliant chess match. | ||
| I love it! | ||
| This is no different than Steph Curry vs. | ||
| LeBron James. | ||
| It's just brilliant. | ||
| That left hand that Wonderboy just landed moving away. | ||
| Very slick. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| Look how Wonderboy fights too. | ||
| Total hands down. | ||
| MMA at its finest. | ||
| Total hands down. | ||
| Total hands down. | ||
| These punches are coming up from the hip. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| And he will blitzkrieg on you. | ||
| It's not landing though, is it? | ||
| Roy's doing a great job minimizing the damage. | ||
| Great job. | ||
| And constant pressure. | ||
| So again, Wonderboy, as we were saying before, he's got to move back more. | ||
| Causes more... | ||
| It's a little bit less natural, the moving back and jumping in, whereas Rory, Rory's just sort of plodding forward, just keeping the distance with that long, straight left hand, and threatening every time they engage. | ||
| Hey, good luck judging this fight. | ||
| What happened?! | ||
| Fuck you! | ||
| Jamie went down! | ||
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Oh God! | |
| Jamie? | ||
| Jamie? | ||
| God, Jamie is the man. | ||
| He's back. | ||
|
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He's back. | |
| Calm down, guys. | ||
|
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Calm down. | |
| We were ready to tweet. | ||
| Fuck you! | ||
| Fuck you, somebody! | ||
| Fuck you, DirecTV! | ||
| Fuck you, America! | ||
| Who's it? | ||
| Donald Trump? | ||
| Who did this? | ||
| Fucking Ted Cruz! | ||
| Fuck you, ISIS! Fuck everybody! | ||
| They finally got to us. | ||
| Oh, kick to the body. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| God, good luck judging this fight, man. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Mastery. | ||
| It's mastery. | ||
| This is interesting, man. | ||
| Oh, that's a beautiful shot. | ||
| Someone's going to land something major. | ||
| Maybe not, man. | ||
| This could be a five-round affair that's very similar to what we're seeing right now. | ||
| If both guys keep their fitness, they're going to realize there's an imminent threat in any opening, any taking chances. | ||
| Roy's going to have to grapple to test the fitness of Thompson. | ||
| He's been trying. | ||
| He's been trying, though. | ||
| Not really. | ||
| Not really. | ||
| That right hand that he's putting in front of his face is very nice. | ||
| I got Wonderboy at this point. | ||
| Well, both guys look really good. | ||
| Dude, this is a tough fight to judge. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Who the fuck fights like Wonderboy, man? | ||
| Look at this guy. | ||
| Switching stances, hands down low. | ||
| I feel like he's... | ||
| He's in his house, though, right now. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| He's not going to get tired. | ||
| He could do this for 10 rounds. | ||
| Or he has to force a grappling. | ||
| Well, if he starts to feel like Rory's slowing down a little bit, and he can relax, he can do more of this shit, this is his style, man. | ||
| God, look at him with his hands down. | ||
| Brian, you should open up one of those psychic places. | ||
| I'm telling you, I had a feeling, bro. | ||
| I had a feeling, I'm telling you. | ||
| I had a feeling. | ||
| I'm telling you, Wonderboy's going to win this fight. | ||
| He's going to win this fight. | ||
| You know the odds are pretty even. | ||
| I know, but I have an overwhelming feeling that he's going to win. | ||
| You and a shitload of other people. | ||
| You're a crazy person. | ||
| I said it before the fight. | ||
| A ton of people did. | ||
| Not the way I did it, though. | ||
| Not with my conviction. | ||
| You're a crazy person, Brian. | ||
| I don't know how you're going to judge this fight. | ||
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You're a crazy person. | |
| You could say Roy's winning because of Octagon Control. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Listen, this is an awesome fight. | ||
| It's also in Canada, you motherfuckers. | ||
| Listen, seriously, this is a fucking awesome fight. | ||
| This is an interesting fight. | ||
| It's a fun chess match. | ||
| This is a super high-level affair between two of the most dangerous guys on the planet Earth. | ||
| That guy in Rory's corner looks like Rory in 20 years. | ||
| They look very similar. | ||
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Yeah, maybe. | |
| Same oblong face. | ||
| Could be his brother or something. | ||
| It might be his dad. | ||
| His dad used to be his trainer. | ||
| Wonderboy Thompson's a cutie pie, by the way. | ||
| If you're talking about top five... | ||
| Hey, no more of that. | ||
| We can't do that anymore. | ||
| We do that too many times on the show. | ||
| Why do you do that, man? | ||
| People get mad. | ||
| They get mad? | ||
| Too much gay stuff. | ||
| It's not gay. | ||
| I'm just saying... | ||
| It's progressive. | ||
| I understand. | ||
| You're trying to get auditions. | ||
| If you were looking at... | ||
| If you were aesthetically looking at fighters and you had to choose models, he'd be in your top five. | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
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Wonder Boy? | |
| I don't want to do this anymore. | ||
| We've done this too many times. | ||
| Alan Jobin, number one. | ||
| Yeah, and Wonder Boy's in the top five. | ||
| No. | ||
| This makes me uncomfortable. | ||
| He's also Wonder Man. | ||
| He's 33. Well, he's Wonder Boy to me. | ||
| There's no 33-year-old models. | ||
| I'm old, bro. | ||
| There's no 33-year-old models. | ||
| Did you ever see The Natural with Robert Redford? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| No, I have not. | ||
| It's Wonder Boy. | ||
| That's where the name came from. | ||
| Yeah, it has to be Wonder Man. | ||
| He's 33. No, no, no, no. | ||
| Robert Redford was like 50. He came back. | ||
| If I'm the kid, he's the boy. | ||
| That's embarrassing. | ||
| He looked great. | ||
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He looked great. | |
| His skin was a little loose, but other than that, big bone structure. | ||
| His skin's a little loose. | ||
| Oh, look at that. | ||
| Wonder Boy can catch you from every angle. | ||
| I like saying obvious things. | ||
| Oh, sidekicks. | ||
| Sidekicks. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| If I was a feminist writer, I'd be really mad at that movie The Natural. | ||
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Why? | |
| Because some evil woman took away the genius of some very masculine man. | ||
| How old is that movie? | ||
| Old as fuck. | ||
| It wasn't even photographs. | ||
| It was all just cartoons. | ||
| God damn. | ||
| I have never heard of it. | ||
| What? | ||
| It's a great movie, Brennan. | ||
| It's a really good movie. | ||
| For natural. | ||
| I'll check it out. | ||
| It's about baseball in the early days. | ||
| Oh yeah, I'll check it out. | ||
| Back before black people figured out how to play it. | ||
| Yeah, until black people in Cuba said, huh? | ||
| How you need a bat with a ball to make money? | ||
| Hey, white man, let me see this. | ||
| We have way better genetics. | ||
| Wait till they fucking find out about hockey. | ||
| We're all fucked. | ||
| And we live on an island. | ||
| This is a crazy fight, man. | ||
| And we play baseball better than you. | ||
| We're coming. | ||
| We're coming, man. | ||
| We're fucking... | ||
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You guys are fucked. | |
| That's why we need Steve Garvey. | ||
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You're fucked. | |
| Do you remember Steve Garvey? | ||
| He had forearms that didn't even look like they belonged on a person. | ||
| It's like, who shaved down that gorilla? | ||
| He gave it a baseball bat. | ||
| These forearms... | ||
| It was almost like his forearms were... | ||
| Like someone sawed off the last... | ||
| Reggie Jackson was that way. | ||
| Really? | ||
| He was so thick. | ||
| It was retarded. | ||
| Hey, Brennan, did you grow up a baseball fan? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Did you ever play like charades? | ||
| Like, guess who I am? | ||
| And you like bat like a guy? | ||
| You did that too? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I had Steve Garvey as well. | ||
| This is my Steve Garvey. | ||
| I still got... | ||
| You know some things you'll never forget? | ||
| It was just like... | ||
| And people knew what it was? | ||
| Brian Downey. | ||
| Remember Brian Downey from the Angels? | ||
| I'm a little younger. | ||
| Rod Carew? | ||
| No, I'm talking like Brian Sandberg. | ||
| Mark Grace. | ||
| We're talking about baseball balls. | ||
| MMA is going on. | ||
| Are you watching Wonderboy? | ||
| Look at Wonderboy counter and catch him. | ||
| Fight companions just jumped the shark. | ||
| We just jumped the shark. | ||
| When Eddie starts talking baseball, I'm fucking in. | ||
| Hey man, Wonderboy just landed a slick combination there. | ||
| Yes, he did. | ||
| I think I started this baseball thing and I apologize. | ||
| No, I dig it. | ||
| Look at Wonderboy with these combinations. | ||
| Life is too short to watch baseball. | ||
| It takes too long. | ||
| But what about soccer? | ||
| I've been trying to watch soccer lately. | ||
| Soccer's fun, brother. | ||
| Soccer's fun, right? | ||
| Especially now with the Copa America Cup. | ||
| Yeah, it's been interesting, man. | ||
| America's in the semis. | ||
| I'm not really trying to do this by nationality. | ||
| You have to. | ||
| I'm trying to do this. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| No, I don't. | ||
| You have to. | ||
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Nope. | |
| I give up. | ||
| USA. This is the first time ever in my life I've had a chance to acknowledge athletes from other countries as if the countries that we all enjoy watching perform, I'm not a part of this competition. | ||
| You are. | ||
| You're a goddamn American, Joe. | ||
| I'm enjoying watching various... | ||
| Just like you cheer for Chris Weidman against Jacare. | ||
| I would not. | ||
| I can't. | ||
| I know, I'm just kidding. | ||
| I can't do it. | ||
| I don't allow myself. | ||
| It's your job. | ||
| I don't allow myself. | ||
| It's just a reason to unite, like for whatever, whether it's bullshit or it's like legit, it's like a whatever, let's have a reason to unite. | ||
| Let's just, let's fucking start a league. | ||
| USA versus Columbia. | ||
| Just so we unite. | ||
| Fuck you, Columbia. | ||
| On this day. | ||
| Fuck you, Columbia. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that. | ||
| Allegiance. | ||
| There's nothing wrong with getting down and... | ||
| I have a USA soccer jersey and I wear it proud. | ||
| Naked, just a hard-on, soccer jersey, soccer jersey for Elton John sunglasses, Daniel Boone raccoon hat, out of a real raccoon that he caught, eaten out of his garbage, killed it with a rock. | ||
| Wonderboy is impossible to touch. | ||
| You can't touch Wonderboy. | ||
| What am I talking about, Brian? | ||
| Any idea at all? | ||
| Sorry, buddy, I'm so into this fight, I can't help it. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Good job by Gully. | ||
| I heard Tiger or something from one of you. | ||
| Definitely no Tigers. | ||
| Don't worry about it, bro. | ||
| I'm saying I love soccer. | ||
| We're talking about Charlie Sheen and AIDS. I can't. | ||
| Now I'm watching this thing of beauty, this poetry in motion. | ||
| Both of them. | ||
| But Wonderboy is untouchable. | ||
| You can't touch Wonderboy. | ||
| He's got a hickey on his neck. | ||
| Why don't you narrate it for us, Brian? | ||
| He's got a hickey. | ||
| His sidekick is beautiful. | ||
| He's catching. | ||
| He's winning this fight. | ||
| And he's winning it decisively. | ||
| Who's winning this fight? | ||
| Wonderboy. | ||
| No, you're full of shit. | ||
| He keeps hitting Rory. | ||
| Octagon control, Brian. | ||
| No, he keeps hitting Rory. | ||
| He keeps hitting him. | ||
| Let's all be honest. | ||
| We haven't been paying attention enough to say who's winning. | ||
| I've been watching it like a hawk. | ||
| As I was breaking down USA Hockey vs. | ||
| Columbia, I was watching LeGon. | ||
| No, Wonderboy hasn't been touched. | ||
| I might be lying. | ||
| He's punching Rory over and over again. | ||
| Not hard, but he's connecting to his fans. | ||
| Brian, you might want to stay offline for a couple of days after this one. | ||
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You might want to lay low. | |
| Definitely don't check your Twitter. | ||
| You might want to lay low. | ||
| Definitely stay away from Facebook. | ||
| I'm Brian Callen, kids. | ||
| I'll be in Florida. | ||
| I'll be in Off the Hook County in Naples. | ||
| June 23rd, 24th, 25th. | ||
| Come see me. | ||
| Sometimes it's better to just watch it and breathe. | ||
| You don't have to talk. | ||
| Listen, I get excited. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| I've made mistakes. | ||
| Watch this, boys. | ||
| I've made mistakes. | ||
| That didn't land, B. No, it did. | ||
| It did. | ||
| No, that didn't land. | ||
| No, it did, dude. | ||
| That landed. | ||
| Of course you did. | ||
| Talking a little too Decisively. | ||
| If you're going to Commentate on the fights I get excited, bro. | ||
| I can't help it. | ||
| It'd be better if you're More educated. | ||
| Do it in a Brazilian accent. | ||
| At least. | ||
| Vasil, Vasil. | ||
| Make it entertaining. | ||
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You want to say something Say it in the accent So we get something out of it. | |
| Pretend you're some Ridiculous person That we don't know Instead of our friend Brian Who's saying retarded shit. | ||
| I like your Brazilian voice, so if you're going to say something about the fight, just give me an accent. | ||
| I'll do him as an Englishman. | ||
| Hey, have you ever gotten to get... | ||
| Hold on a second. | ||
| Oh, that was terrible. | ||
| Hold on a second. | ||
| Have we ever gotten him together with Renato? | ||
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No. | |
| What? | ||
| Renato. | ||
| That'd be hilarious. | ||
| How is that possible? | ||
| Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. | ||
| We've talked about that forever. | ||
| How is that possible? | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Oh my God. | ||
| This week. | ||
| Brian, are you around this week? | ||
| No, I'm going to Florida. | ||
| When are you leaving for Florida? | ||
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Wednesday. | |
| I'll be leaving for the Off the Hook Comedy Club in Naples June 22nd to perform June 23rd, 24th, and 25th. | ||
| What's in your fucking mouth? | ||
| Pickles! | ||
| Don't chew into the mic, you fuck. | ||
| I'm not! | ||
| You know how many goddamn complaints I get about you chewing into the mic? | ||
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I'm not! | |
| If you smack into the mic... | ||
| You just did! | ||
| No, I'm not! | ||
| Son of a bitch! | ||
| Stay off Twitter. | ||
| I'm telling you, for at least a week. | ||
| You might want to lay low. | ||
| I didn't mean to talk to you. | ||
| You might want to lay low for a couple days. | ||
| I always do. | ||
| I always do anyway. | ||
| I've got to step up my Twitter game. | ||
| Guys, four minutes, 35 seconds. | ||
| See, that front leg sidekick is nasty. | ||
| Wonderboy's winning. | ||
| The difference between Wonderboy and anybody... | ||
| Well, Raymond Daniels, for sure. | ||
| But between Wonderboy and a lot of guys that you'll spar is that he can hurt you with that front leg sidekick to the body. | ||
| That front leg sidekick to the body has got a real snap to it. | ||
| Whereas a lot of guys are just... | ||
| They do it, a lot of times they touch you with the ball of the foot more than they're hitting you with like the side blade or the heel. | ||
| But Wonderboy's stuffing it in there. | ||
| Oh, he's too hard to do it. | ||
| Oh, good left hook! | ||
| Oh, that right hand! | ||
| Oh, good left hook! | ||
| He's catching him! | ||
| Very nice. | ||
| Rory caught him with that left hand. | ||
| That right arm across the face and that left arm extended, very interesting. | ||
| Dude, how do you fucking judge this fight? | ||
| Archie Moore style. | ||
| I mean, come on. | ||
| Wonderboy's catching him. | ||
| You gotta think about octagon control, Brian. | ||
| It factors into... | ||
| Does it matter when you're getting... | ||
| When he's punching him, though, Brennan? | ||
| Look, he's landing stuff, too, though. | ||
| Not really, Bubba. | ||
| I disagree, Bubba. | ||
| Honestly, this is a very good fight. | ||
| It's a great fight, but look... | ||
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Oh! | |
| These guys are so amazing. | ||
| Oh, the kick to the body! | ||
| Roy just caught him with a left hook hard. | ||
| I know it's true, but... | ||
| I know you want Rory to win and I love Rory and I don't know them. | ||
| Just shut the fuck up. | ||
| I hate to have to say that. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| If Bryan was a judge, we'd have to kill him. | ||
| Just watch the goddamn fight. | ||
| Look, guys, I think I'm being accurate here. | ||
| I'm being fair. | ||
| It's a very good fight. | ||
| Look at Rory's face. | ||
| The numbers would agree with you, Bryan. | ||
| Oh, and his face. | ||
| Sneaky-ass right hand. | ||
| The CompuStrike would agree with you, Bryan. | ||
| I'm just saying octagon control and significant strikes, Rory might be winning. | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| And it's in fucking Canada. | ||
| Murray's not coming close to winning, bub. | ||
| He's just not. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| He's not. | ||
| You don't know shit. | ||
| I've been watching this. | ||
| Let's stop worrying about the end of the goddamn fight and enjoy the fucking fight, which is playing right in front of our eyes. | ||
| You guys are talking about soccer. | ||
| Stop arguing about who won while it's actually happening, you fuckheads. | ||
| I'm not really mad. | ||
| He's just passionate. | ||
| I'm just playing. | ||
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I'm sorry baby. | |
| I didn't mean it. | ||
| He needs to stop. | ||
| He needs to stop. | ||
| You're passionate. | ||
| Well, control... | ||
| Well, that doesn't make sense. | ||
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Damn. | |
| Jamie? | ||
| Listen, man. | ||
| Oh, look at this! | ||
| Rory pulled him to the ground! | ||
| Look at this! | ||
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God, does that... | |
| But again, the judges, when you get pulled to the ground, they're viewing it as Wannaboy got a takedown. | ||
| Well, Rory is trying to attack him from his back. | ||
| He felt like that was a good idea, right? | ||
| Is that what happened? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah, he pulled him. | ||
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He pulled God. | |
| He pulled him down, right? | ||
| I'm not imagining that, am I? No. | ||
| That fucking happened. | ||
| Wonder Boy with the hard elbows. | ||
| Hard elbows. | ||
| This might lose... | ||
| You can't pull side control. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| You want to pull guard. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Dude, this might lose Roy the fight. | ||
| And these Wonder Boy elbows are pretty fucking hard. | ||
| The fight's so close, and then when you pull fucking side control... | ||
| You know, Eddie, you were one of the first guys to say that. | ||
| It was before one of Crow Cop's fights. | ||
| You and I were talking and you were saying like when you get a guy who's like a real experienced striker, they can generate some power in like a real close area. | ||
| Like you were noticing that. | ||
| Like those guys who could do ground and pound from inside the guard even. | ||
| Well you see it with Vanderlei in Pride. | ||
| Back in the Pride days, you see Vanderlei, he wanted to stay standing but he was rarely in the guard. | ||
| Oh he hurt him! | ||
| He hurt Rory! | ||
| He hurt Rory! | ||
| Oh no. | ||
| It looks like he hurt Rory's eye. | ||
| I don't know what he hit him with. | ||
| I think he hit him in the nose, but I think he hit him with a left hand. | ||
| Rory's covering up. | ||
| What did he hit him with? | ||
| Oh yeah, he's bleeding heavy out of his nose. | ||
| His nose is fucked up. | ||
| It's that same nose that he broke in the Robbie Lawler fight. | ||
| Look at Wonder Boy's cardio. | ||
| Did I really just say that's the same nose you broke in the Robbie Lawler fight Maybe the greatest Dude, 42 seconds left. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I was like, oh yeah, he's only got one of them. | ||
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It was the same last straw. | |
| That's so stupid. | ||
| If I was UFC, I'd fire me. | ||
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Me too. | |
| I'd call me up right now. | ||
| I'd give you a bonus. | ||
| I'd give you a fucking promotion. | ||
| I'd be like, that's enough. | ||
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That's enough. | |
| We've seen enough. | ||
| Brian Stan. | ||
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Brian Stan, please step in. | |
| Would you ever say this? | ||
| Rory's bleeding bad out of that nose, man. | ||
| That does not look good. | ||
| All jokes aside. | ||
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That same nose that he used to breathe out of when he was five. | |
| Oh, wheel kick. | ||
| Oh no. | ||
| Oh no. | ||
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That's the same nose he breathed out of when he was two. | |
| He broke that same nose. | ||
| Yeah, that's the nose. | ||
| That's that nose. | ||
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That's Wonder Boy. | |
| First came out of his mom and smelled the fresh, sanitized air of the hospital room. | ||
| That's that same nose. | ||
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That's that same nose, son. | |
| Well, okay, so Brian, since you were paying attention so closely, much more than any of us, you really do know how to judge a fight. | ||
| 100% without a doubt, Wonderboy, and without a doubt. | ||
| Yeah, and look at the strength numbers. | ||
| 15,000. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| What do you think? | ||
| It definitely looks like Thompson won the fight. | ||
| What do you think? | ||
| You think Rory McDonald might have got the nod because of black helicopters and chemtrails? | ||
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Because of Tower 7? | |
| Did he get the nod? | ||
| Don't start with that shit again, okay? | ||
| Don't start with that scary shit. | ||
| I'm kidding. | ||
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I'm kidding. | |
| Please don't go into it. | ||
| It's scary. | ||
| Were you paying attention enough to really give an honest reading of who won the fight? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I have to say, Wonderboy definitely won. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| I have to say, I'm way too high. | ||
| I've had too many drinks. | ||
| I was super impressed with two things. | ||
| One, I was super impressed with Roy's that weird defense he's using with that high left hand and that right hand almost across his face like Archie Moore style. | ||
| And definitely he was really good at controlling the distance. | ||
| But I think as the rounds went on, you started to see Wonderboy getting a little more comfortable. | ||
| Ever relaxing into that sniping, jumping back and forth style. | ||
| And that's when the tide started to change, it looked like to me, where it started to establish that Wonderboy was getting slightly better in each exchange. | ||
| And that's what we talked about actually before the fight started. | ||
| I was saying if Wonderboy can land one or more punches in each exchange than Rory can, that's significant and that adds up over time. | ||
| That's exactly what happened. | ||
| 50-45? | ||
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50, 45? | |
| That's Wonderboy. | ||
| Wonderboy. | ||
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50, 45? | |
| That's insane. | ||
| Boys, I've got to go do some stand-up comedy. | ||
| I love all three of you. | ||
| I love you too, bitch. | ||
| Jamie, I love you. | ||
| Jay, I love you. | ||
| I love you too. | ||
| I'll see you boys later. | ||
| And you were 100% correct on the scoring. | ||
| Good call, B. You nailed it. | ||
| I know. | ||
| You know what, guys? | ||
| Fighting is my secret garden, guys. | ||
| So please tweet me. | ||
| Please tweet me at Ryan Callen. | ||
| Really, really high-level fight, man. | ||
| I think we can all agree this. | ||
| Sit down, Bubba, for one second. | ||
| Let's wrap this up. | ||
| You don't have a show until... | ||
| You have a half hour. | ||
| Sit down. | ||
| Fuck those people. | ||
| There's always a guy. | ||
| There's always a guy. | ||
| But this was like a super interesting style fight, right? | ||
| As well as... | ||
| It's almost the new blood, right? | ||
| I mean, Wonderboy is the new blood. | ||
| He just is. | ||
| But so is Rory. | ||
| So is Rory. | ||
| Rory's younger and more dynamic. | ||
| You have to give Wonderboy the title shot here. | ||
| For Rory, it's a tough road because now he goes into free agency. | ||
| I'll make a call. | ||
| Robbie Lawler is the baddest motherfucker on the planet. | ||
| Wonder Boy will beat him. | ||
| I agree, B. It's a bad matchup. | ||
| He'll beat him the same way he beat Johnny Hendricks. | ||
| It's a very tough matchup. | ||
| I agree 100% with Brian on that comment. | ||
| Yeah, but you can't dismiss Tyron Woodley. | ||
| Yes, you can. | ||
| They're already fighting. | ||
| They're already fighting. | ||
| They'll do the same thing Tyron Woodley did to Johnny Hendricks. | ||
| No, but I'm saying that Robbie and Tyron Woodley are fighting. | ||
| You can't pretend that you know what's going to happen in that fight. | ||
| I can and I will. | ||
| That's what we're doing. | ||
| As usual. | ||
| What do you think is going to happen in that fight? | ||
| With Tyron Woodley and Robbie Lawler, you think you know what's going to happen in that fight? | ||
| I think that Robbie Lawler... | ||
| Are you on pills? | ||
| No, listen. | ||
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Did you have a Red Bull before this show? | |
| Then I got to get out of here. | ||
| Listen, let me drop this. | ||
| I think Robbie Lawler has something that I've never seen in a fighter, and that is in round five, and I'm not exaggerating, he's more pumped, has more energy than he does in round one, and on top of that, there's something indestructible about that guy. | ||
| Are you a theater major? | ||
| Yes, I am. | ||
| And so is Paul Felder, and I leave you with that fucking thought. | ||
| Brian Kellen, off the hook comedy! | ||
| B-R-Y-A-N-C-A-L-L-E-N at Twitter. | ||
| That fucking guy. | ||
| He's such a savage. | ||
| So funny. | ||
| He's such a fucking savage. | ||
| He's so funny. | ||
| Did he leave? | ||
| Yeah, he's gotta go. | ||
| He's gotta show. | ||
| He's gotta show. | ||
| I don't know where to show that. | ||
| So this is like exactly what we said before the fight out. | ||
| You know, what I was saying that if Wonderboy can just get a couple extra punches in each exchange or one every now and again, those are going to accumulate. | ||
| Ooh, I don't like that open hand. | ||
| He landed a palm to the face first. | ||
| Rory is young, but he's had some miles on him. | ||
| That Robbie Lawler fight was absolutely brutal. | ||
| And this was a less brutal fight. | ||
| But yeah, definitely took some shots. | ||
| And Wonder Boy for sure gets the next title shot. | ||
| You just beat the number one guy in the world. | ||
| Watching the Robbie Lawler fight again, I almost forgot. | ||
| Not really forgot, but I had to be reminded a little bit of how primal that fight was. | ||
| Barbaric. | ||
| Those guys bared it all. | ||
| But the thing is, I like Wonder Boy's chances against Woodley or... | ||
| Fucking Robbie Lawless. | ||
| He's super dangerous. | ||
| I like his chances against both of them. | ||
| He's super dangerous, especially if they take a chance to try to hurt him. | ||
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Oof. | |
| See, the thing about him... | ||
| If they open up, it's not going to decision. | ||
| If you take a chance, he's going to capitalize on it. | ||
| He can do that little slide back, counter left hand. | ||
| Fucking nasty, man. | ||
| And he can fight from southpaw or orthodox, too, man. | ||
| You know, when he fights from southpaw, a lot of it is those sidekicks, those front leg sidekicks. | ||
| But goddamn, man, he can do that from the left side, too. | ||
| He can throw those front leg sidekicks. | ||
| He's been doing karate since he was three. | ||
| Since he was in diapers. | ||
| He's literally that guy that you always joke about. | ||
| Eddie Broad would always joke about it. | ||
| He goes, if you took a dude who was doing karate from the time he was three... | ||
| It was like Super Ninja that was like 52-0 and you taught him how to stand up and avoid takedowns. | ||
| How good would he do against most of these strikers? | ||
| You and I used to have these conversations. | ||
| It's almost like you created this dude with your imagination. | ||
| One of the conversations we used to have is back in the dark days of the UFC when it was underground on DirecTV only, only on satellite, is the days where we have shows like this, you know, on networks with baseball scores on the bottom, and they're in these big ESPN-type studios. | ||
| Remember that? | ||
| Like, one of these days, that's going to happen, and it's like nothing now. | ||
| It's everywhere. | ||
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What do you do? | |
| Where does Rory McDonald go from here? | ||
| He's tested for ANC. Well, you know what? | ||
| It was a very close fight, but he lost a decision to Wonderboy, who right now is the best in the fucking world. | ||
| That's standing up and doing this. | ||
| Doesn't matter. | ||
| That's sliding me out. | ||
| No, no, no, no, no. | ||
| What I'm saying is, he's still a few years younger than Wonder Boy, and I think he learns from this fight and gets even better. | ||
| But I think this is a goddamn wake-up call to the rest of the division. | ||
| This Wonder Boy dude is legit as fuck. | ||
| And his angles and all this shit we're seeing, this creativity, this ability to stay in the pocket and not get hit nearly as much, throw a lot of dangerous shit. | ||
| Look at these angles, man. | ||
| Tagged him there with that left hand. | ||
| All I'm saying is, if you're Rory McDonald, he lost the number one guy, now he lost the number two guy. | ||
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What do you do? | |
| Go back to the drawing board. | ||
| You keep swinging. | ||
| You're 26 years old. | ||
| You sign with UFC again. | ||
| You don't test free agency. | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| Dude, when you say free agency, no one's saying that the UFC isn't going to counter the offer and they're going to come to a nice conclusion. | ||
| I'm not saying that. | ||
| I'm saying if you're Rory, just sign with UFC and try fighting for the title again. | ||
| I think he could absolutely be a world champion. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Bellator or in the UFC. He could be a world champion in any organization. | ||
| No question, Bellator. | ||
| He's 26, man. | ||
| He has like four or five years before he hits his prime. | ||
| But what you're looking at with Wonderboy right now is one of the slickest, sneakiest strikers. | ||
| One of the best guys at moving back and countering. | ||
| I don't see anyone beating him. | ||
| Long and tall. | ||
| I thought Wanderboy was his toughest style-wise matchup possible. | ||
| I think he beats Woodley. | ||
| I think he beats Robbie Lawler. | ||
| I think he smokes Robbie Lawler, to be honest. | ||
| That's so crazy. | ||
| It is crazy. | ||
| I don't know how you could be so confident. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| I just think if he got past Rory, that was his biggest test. | ||
| I thought, man, there's not a worse matchup. | ||
| A guy who can grapple, strike, do everything, and he's smart. | ||
| He's not even going to take chances. | ||
| You beat him, you're off to the races. | ||
| Robbie Lawler's a barbarian, dude. | ||
| Straight barbarian, but he brawls. | ||
| And if you brawl with Wanderboy Thompson, that doesn't end well. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| It's too calculated. | ||
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Maybe. | |
| Or maybe Robbie catches him. | ||
| Ask his last seven opponents. | ||
| Maybe Robbie catches him the way Jake Allenberger caught him, and he puts him away. | ||
| That's entirely possible. | ||
| Yeah, but what do you do to make him? | ||
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Jake Allenberger. | |
| Maybe he catches him the way... | ||
| Spinning back at the midnight. | ||
| Look, totally possible as well. | ||
| What I'm saying is nobody knows what's really going to happen until they get into it. | ||
| But when I see a guy like Robbie Lawler, I see a guy that's like... | ||
| Like the physical punishment that he's taken in these chaotic wars with Hendrix and Rory. | ||
| Unless that catches up with him, you're looking at a goddamn barbarian. | ||
| Straight barbarian. | ||
| When Robbie Lawler goes to war, he goes to war with every atom in his body. | ||
| That picture has blood on his arm, for God's sake. | ||
| And you know who's the most dangerous fucking fight for him? | ||
| That dude right to the right of him. | ||
| Damien Maia? | ||
| Fuck yeah. | ||
| He's not fighting him, though. | ||
| He's fighting the champion. | ||
| I know, but if he ever does, Damien Maia is dangerous to everybody. | ||
| Motherfucker. | ||
| When does he get the title shot? | ||
| It's going to be a while. | ||
| Well, you know what, man? | ||
| Here's the thing. | ||
| I don't understand ratings. | ||
| It's all subjective. | ||
| It seems like there's some decisions that get done rather when one guy beats another guy, and this guy agreed this guy was number three, and this guy agrees this guy's number two, but... | ||
| You know, you might have a different opinion rather than I do. | ||
| And I think it's a subjective thing. | ||
| So I try to reserve. | ||
| But the UFC also trumps rankings. | ||
| Because if UFC goes, well, we want Damian to fight. | ||
| I'm going to get a fight to rank him 4 or 3. We want him to fight for the title next. | ||
| They're going to make it happen. | ||
| Well, Damian's an interesting guy because he's older, for sure. | ||
| And he's also fought for the title in 85. Yeah. | ||
| And what he's been doing to guys when he gets them on the ground is nothing short of a mauling. | ||
| Gunnar Nelson. | ||
| They keep tossing these young lions, these starches. | ||
| Gunnar Nelson, Neil Magny. | ||
| In that sense, I'm almost like I'm the enemy of two different types of people here. | ||
| I'm the enemy of the people that want to respect the rankings, because I sometimes just want to see what happens. | ||
| I want to see what happens when guys fight certain guys. | ||
| And it's one of the things that I don't necessarily like about the idea of titles. | ||
| When I see a guy like Robbie Lawler, I understand that he's the world champion, I respect that, and it's fucking amazing, but really what I care is that Robbie Lawler is Robbie Lawler. | ||
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Which he is. | |
| Exactly. | ||
| Which he is. | ||
| And I want to see Robbie Lawler fight other guys that are intriguing. | ||
| What's better than Robbie Lewis-Thompson? | ||
| Two completely different matchups. | ||
| Oh, 100%. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| And I'm with you. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Such a fun fight. | ||
| I like that fight as well. | ||
| I'm telling you, I also like Tyron Woodley. | ||
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Me too. | |
| I like Tyron Woodley for the oh shit factor. | ||
| I like Tyron Woodley for his ability to close the distance. | ||
| And wrestle like a motherfucker. | ||
| Wrestle like a motherfucker and serious knockout power. | ||
| I like Tyron Woodley against almost anybody. | ||
| He's dangerous, man. | ||
| His striking's going to be trouble against these top guys, I think. | ||
| There's a lot of fucking high-level guys in the 170 division, and what's interesting to me about Damien Maia is I see what he does to guys like Rick Story, and I see what he does to guys like Neil Magny, and I go, Whoa! | ||
| Woodley, Damien Maia? | ||
| Oh my goodness! | ||
| Woodley, Damien Maia? | ||
| Will we see the strangulation? | ||
| Or will we see Tyron Woodley with some ridiculous Nate Marquardt-esque one-punch knockout? | ||
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That's my dream fight. | |
| Who the fuck knows, man? | ||
| But I think that's a super powerful fight, and a guy like Woodley ain't so fun to try to take down either. | ||
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Nope. | |
| Because you close the distance on him, he hits hard, he's fast. | ||
| He can jump to guard, though. | ||
| Like Rory did here? | ||
| Like we dove from those legs? | ||
| That really didn't pay off. | ||
| It looked good in the first round, though, didn't it? | ||
| It looked cool, but... | ||
| Did someone give Wonderboy the first round? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Two judges had it 50-45. | ||
| What did you think about the first round? | ||
| If you had a guess, based on your shadowy memory. | ||
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Yeah, right? | |
| Based on this fucking Pinot Noir memory. | ||
| I give the first round to Roy, and then after that, it appeared that he lost the rest of them. | ||
| Goddamn, I love the way Wonderboy slides in and out of these shots. | ||
| I love how he stays in the pocket, too, and throws all these angles there, and there he realized he hurt them. | ||
| Dude, you're talking about a guy who realizes his stand-up potential, but he's worked on his grappling and takedown defense so much. | ||
| He was so comfortable training out of his gym in South Carolina. | ||
| He went, ah, who's the best? | ||
| Well, let's go to Weidman's camp and get annihilated for months and months and months so I can get better at 170. That's nuts. | ||
| Not too many guys do that. | ||
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I know. | |
| He figured it out. | ||
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It's amazing. | |
| It's cool, man. | ||
| And he's also trained by his dad. | ||
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I know. | |
| It's crazy. | ||
| Most of those father-son relationships are tough to bring someone else into, man. | ||
| They figured it out. | ||
| Yeah, they must have figured it out. | ||
| He's an interesting thing because he brings a totally new sort of a style to the top of the heap. | ||
| There's no one on the top of the heap that mimics that. | ||
| We've had the wrestlers before, you know, the Matt Hughes. | ||
| Johnny Henry. | ||
| And Johnny Hendricks, like really powerful wrestlers. | ||
| You know, Matt Hughes would get more submissions and a lot of ground and pound victories. | ||
| And Johnny Hendricks got a lot of stand-up victories, a lot of stand-up KOs, like that crazy Fitch KO and the Martin Kampman KO. Johnny had some ridiculous one left-hand bomb KOs. | ||
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That left-hand bomb. | |
| Jesus. | ||
| So they're different in that way. | ||
| But it's real interesting when you see a guy that you haven't seen before, really. | ||
| And a karate guy like Wonderboy with his crazy undefeated kickboxing record. | ||
| And you can't figure it out. | ||
| Because no one's figured it out, really. | ||
| George St. Pierre told me he's the best striker that he's ever sparred. | ||
| I'm telling you, man. | ||
| George St. Pierre brought him to Denver. | ||
| And we're like, who's this skinny kid? | ||
| Because at the time, he was even thinking about MMA. He was just striking. | ||
| Have you seen Rush Hour where Chris Tucker gets a kick in the face like, alright, which one of y'all did it? | ||
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I'm telling you, when he sparred with us, I was like, oh, okay, I don't know shit. | |
| I wasn't the only one that felt like that. | ||
| George St. Pierre, Nate, Shane, Nate Markhart, all of us went in and just got wrecked. | ||
| Wrecked. | ||
| We look like amateurs. | ||
| He's the best example of someone that knows that other style and implements it in an MMA fight. | ||
| Because that style has always been a question mark. | ||
| It's like, how come some of these national karate champion dudes haven't gotten into MMA? Because if they do, those sport karate guys and the sport taekwondo guys, more the sport karate guys in a lot of ways, because some of their matches concentrate more on punches. | ||
| A lot of them swift punches to the face. | ||
| Even the sport... | ||
| Punch, you know, one-point karate guys, the point karate where you tag a guy and they stop. | ||
| They still concentrate more on punches to the face than the Taekwondo guys. | ||
| But you can get a really good combination of the two of those techniques. | ||
| And if those guys get into MMA, man, they're so hard to hit. | ||
| Because those sport karate guys are used to just jumping back and forth and diving on each other and jumping out of the way. | ||
| Yeah, that's their whole shit. | ||
| I think Wanderboy is going to set the blueprint for some of those guys because he engulfed himself into grappling. | ||
| Conor McGregor is considered one of those guys, right? | ||
| He has a boxing background. | ||
| When I was really good at Taekwondo, when I was winning state championships, I had a karate match. | ||
| I took a fight tournament, a point karate tournament, and I fought this dude named Mafia Holloway. | ||
| He was like this big-time point karate guy. | ||
| And this guy fucked me up. | ||
| I could not... | ||
| I couldn't get a hold of them because I was used to like continuous style kicking. | ||
| I wasn't used to this dart in, like smash, dart in with a punch to the face. | ||
| They would dart in on you and then everything would stop and you'd go, oh, okay, I'm way behind on this. | ||
| Like I should have trained for this. | ||
| I trained for kickboxing or for Taekwondo, and this guy had this totally different thing. | ||
| And I remember from that one match, which didn't last very long, and I didn't get hurt in it, but I definitely got tagged. | ||
| He tagged me with a front leg sidekick to the body and a couple other things. | ||
| But I remember thinking, man, I've got to rethink my whole approach to darting in and out. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Because Taekwondo guys don't necessarily do that with the same explosion, the same distance covering. | ||
| And then I remember thinking, those guys are really hard to catch. | ||
| And those guys, they get really good at that thing. | ||
| And you're seeing it with that kid in Bellator. | ||
| Michael Page? | ||
| Michael Page. | ||
| Michael Venom Page. | ||
| Same thing. | ||
| You're seeing the same thing. | ||
| I'd like to see him against tougher competition. | ||
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Yes. | |
| Did he grow up doing karate? | ||
| Yes, he's a bad motherfucker, dude. | ||
| He's a nasty karate champion. | ||
| He got in a steam a lock in his last fight. | ||
| Put up his Wikipedia so we can find out what his actual credentials are. | ||
| You know who walks away the hero tonight? | ||
| Cowboy. | ||
| Yes, absolutely. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| But you know what, man? | ||
| That Michael Venom page, I don't want to break from him. | ||
| No, no, it's okay. | ||
| But he's something new. | ||
| He's a unique guy, man. | ||
| No one can figure him out. | ||
| Well, he's like way, way above the guys he's fought so far. | ||
| Look who he's fighting. | ||
| I understand, but they don't belong in there with him. | ||
| He's amazing, man. | ||
| But you know what? | ||
| That's how a guy should be built up. | ||
| What are we looking at here, young Jamie? | ||
| That's his Wikipedia record. | ||
| But let's go to what his credentials are. | ||
| Let's go back to what it said. | ||
| But Joe, you know what's good? | ||
| It's good he's not fighting creme la creme. | ||
| Because right now he's building his experience and he's getting his style down. | ||
| What does it say here, Jamie? | ||
| Can you make it larger? | ||
| What does it say? | ||
| It says, Paige describes his discipline as not karate, not taekwondo. | ||
| It's a hands-down kickboxing style that likens himself to a matador. | ||
| Who the fuck wrote this Wikipedia? | ||
| This one can't have fans write Wikipedia. | ||
| A movement-based fighter. | ||
| His game plan is... | ||
| This is weird. | ||
| It's terrible. | ||
| Some regular dude wrote this. | ||
| So maybe he didn't do karate, or maybe he did and evolved his own style or something. | ||
| Doesn't it have credentials? | ||
| That's interesting. | ||
| Usually they have something like awards or some shit like that. | ||
| Does he have any... | ||
| Background, there you go. | ||
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Background. | |
| Does he have any point karate? | ||
| Go to background. | ||
| Kickboxing career. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Am I really wrong about his point karate background? | ||
| Did he never have point karate background? | ||
| Kickboxing. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I knew he had that too, but I thought he was initially a point karate champion. | ||
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Are you fucking kidding me? | |
| I agree. | ||
| I thought he was too. | ||
| I might have made it up. | ||
| Maybe you told me. | ||
| Maybe I told you! | ||
| As an English kickboxer, karate... | ||
| Karate... | ||
| Karateika? | ||
| What does it say? | ||
| Sport Karateika. | ||
| Sport Karate. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| He did... | ||
| Yeah, fuck you. | ||
| That counts. | ||
| Alright, yeah. | ||
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Hell yeah. | |
| No, that's exactly it. | ||
| Sport Karate. | ||
| For a second there, it got weird. | ||
| Yeah, I thought... | ||
| Well, I don't know what he accomplished. | ||
| I thought he was like a very high-level guy. | ||
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Me too. | |
| But at the very... | ||
| Sounds like he's just a guy who took a Taekwondo class. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
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I think he fought. | |
| It sounds like he took Rex Kwon Do and just fucking... | ||
| I think he fought sport karate is what they're saying. | ||
| Nah, not according to that. | ||
| I think that's what it said. | ||
| He hates taekwondo according to that Wikipedia. | ||
| But it said sport karateka, right? | ||
| Is that what it said? | ||
| It said watch Eastbound and Down and Google karateka and then just fucking kickbox on the weekends. | ||
| It wasn't Eastbound and Down. | ||
| It was the karate one. | ||
| What was that? | ||
| You don't talk about it? | ||
| It's fucking great. | ||
| Fist of Fury? | ||
| No. | ||
| What the fuck is it called, Eddie? | ||
| He watched Best of the Best and got his black belt. | ||
| That fucking... | ||
| What was that? | ||
| He was working with an association called the Points Fighting League, where it was a Team Points League. | ||
|
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Oh, whoa. | |
| Team Points League. | ||
|
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I don't know what happened with it. | |
| Look at this cowboy with no shirt on but the cowboy hat on. | ||
|
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Powerful. | |
| Who allowed that to happen? | ||
| How many gay guys are jerking off to this right now? | ||
| A million? | ||
| Seven. | ||
| More than seven. | ||
| Well, I'm at seven million. | ||
| Powerful Brendan Chubb. | ||
| I love Cowboy. | ||
| What was the other question that we had? | ||
| We forgot already. | ||
| Hey, I'll tell you what was fun. | ||
| Cowboy was here recently. | ||
| I took him out of it. | ||
| Kenny. | ||
| And took him to creation. | ||
| And he's just fucking so raw. | ||
|
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Hey! | |
| I need another green juice over here. | ||
| I'm like, hey, bro. | ||
| Fucking relax, man. | ||
| How about you stop selling him out on TV? Nah, that's Cowboy, man. | ||
| He's the best. | ||
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He's the best. | |
| Cowboy and Abbot Kenny mixed together like water and oil. | ||
| Look at these fucking combinations, man. | ||
| My God. | ||
| He was the highlight of the night. | ||
| He dismantled Kote. | ||
| That left hook, man. | ||
| He's too quick, man. | ||
| Look how good his angles are, man. | ||
| Look at those two right hands he landed. | ||
| He didn't get touched either. | ||
| Kote's such a dangerous fight. | ||
| Dude, he beat him down. | ||
| That was ferocious. | ||
| I really like Donald Cerrone at 170, man. | ||
| Dude, remember the first fight when that girl kicked the other girl in the titty and she turned around? | ||
| That's not what happened. | ||
| Her foot came down and she pulled her bra... | ||
| her titty got... | ||
| breast... | ||
| It was illegal, by the way. | ||
| It's illegal? | ||
| No, legal. | ||
| It is legal. | ||
| I think what happened was... | ||
| She stopped like this. | ||
| Come on, bro. | ||
| Well, she kicked her in the face. | ||
| But as her foot was coming down, the foot caught the bra. | ||
| The bra pulled down. | ||
| The titty. | ||
| And, um... | ||
| You know what happened, folks. | ||
| But then she did again and kicked her right in the solar place. | ||
| Well, that was a different one. | ||
| And then the girl turned around and ran. | ||
| She smashed her. | ||
| I still, to this day, I want to pretend that I remember a kick before that kick to the body. | ||
| I don't know if I'm right or not, but either way. | ||
| There's three kicks. | ||
| That was a beast of a fight. | ||
| It was awesome. | ||
| Good night of fights. | ||
| Fuck yeah, it was. | ||
| And Callan watched every single one like a beast. | ||
| He called the Wonder Boy fight. | ||
| He was into every single one. | ||
| He was on fire. | ||
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He was on fire. | |
| He was. | ||
| He was in the zone. | ||
| We tried to get him to shut the fuck up several times. | ||
| We did. | ||
| Many times. | ||
| We tried to get him into talking fucking alligator, octopus. | ||
| Getting Joey to make a phone call during the main event, like in the third round or the fourth round, like Howard Harold Letterman giving his... | ||
| Score. | ||
| How cool would that be? | ||
| That's the greatest idea ever. | ||
| That's a great idea. | ||
| He would totally do that. | ||
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Unless he's doing stand-up. | |
| Eddie Bravo with the home run. | ||
| That's a great idea. | ||
| What would he say? | ||
| Listen, cocksucker. | ||
| If he called in in the fourth round, what would he say? | ||
| WONDERBOY! It's the fucking man. | ||
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You understand me, dog? | |
| Look at the way he's moving. | ||
| That's some old school game of death type shit. | ||
| He's gonna go into the corner. | ||
|
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He's gonna pull out four knives and cut his own fucking chest. | |
| Come out and make foot to face, bitch. | ||
| What about it? | ||
| It's a great idea. | ||
| He's one of them North Carolina Christians, dawg. | ||
| You ain't never seen those people before. | ||
| They're throwing sidekicks in the swamps. | ||
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South Carolina. | |
| South Carolina, Jake. | ||
|
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South Carolina, North Carolina, East Carolina. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | ||
| I'm trying to drop science. | ||
| Those people, they're eating that fucking gumbo. | ||
| That gumbo with the crawfish in it, dawg. | ||
| It's something about the crawfish. | ||
| Something about that hot spice, dawg. | ||
| That's a great fucking call, Eddie. | ||
| They live in the fucking swamps. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
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You ever see that fucking swamp people show? | |
| It would just go on some swamp people show rant, and you'd be like, yes, where do I zon? | ||
| Yeah, you got it, man. | ||
| Where do I donate? | ||
| I'm going to prank calling him right now, see if he answers? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Yes, of course. | ||
| 100% prank call Joey Deans. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| You know, these are really interesting, man. | ||
| I enjoyed this. | ||
| I was watching this earlier. | ||
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The breakdown? | |
| Yeah, I was working out, and I was watching these guys do their different point of views, like what one guy has to do to win, what another guy has to do to win. | ||
| Very interesting. | ||
| Very good. | ||
| Very good. | ||
| I like it a lot. | ||
| You know who I think is the best at it? | ||
| Chael Sonnen. | ||
| If you watch him on ESPN, he's a fucking monster at breaking them down. | ||
| I think he's fantastic at it. | ||
| You know who I think might have a slight edge? | ||
| Dominick Cruz. | ||
| I think Dominick Cruz is the best at it. | ||
| He's a fucking monster. | ||
| I think he's the best at it. | ||
| I think Chael's the best. | ||
| I think they're both fantastic. | ||
|
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Oh, you haven't even seen it then. | |
| Chaos, Joey Diaz! | ||
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Chaos! | |
| You missed the good work, Diaz! | ||
| I know Donald Cerrone won and I know Wonderboy won. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And it's no fucking surprise. | ||
| Bobby Lowe reaped that fucking Lowe last time. | ||
| It was stick, so he had to come back this time, negotiate the contract. | ||
| These guys all got ahead of themselves. | ||
| He's gonna have to put on those shiny shoes on again. | ||
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You know, whatever the fuck he did last time. | |
| Thomas Cerrone, you know, I know he nullified the right hand of Patrick Cotet. | ||
| That dude is great, man. | ||
| I mean, you know, what do you want from me? | ||
| He's a fucking, he's an animal. | ||
| He just can't beat those onions. | ||
| Do you think that Donald Cerrone is better at 170, Joey? | ||
| I didn't really watch him. | ||
| Bro, he fights so much. | ||
| It's like us doing stand-up. | ||
| He's fucking great. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| You know, he loses one out of every five, one out of every six. | ||
| He's doing something. | ||
| I don't know if he's in Greg Jackson's camp anymore. | ||
| He is. | ||
| He still is. | ||
| He still does. | ||
| He has his own camp, too. | ||
| He's got this thing called Bad Motherfucker Ranch. | ||
| He's got a ranch in New Mexico. | ||
| It's close to Jackson's, though. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, I'm sorry, man. | ||
| I had to do a benefit. | ||
| It was a nightmare. | ||
| They had no air conditioning. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That's a requirement in your contract. | ||
| Oh, that's ridiculous. | ||
| You can't have hot comedy. | ||
| You can have hot yoga. | ||
| You can't have hot comedy. | ||
| Holy fuck. | ||
| It was like doing comedy in Philly. | ||
| The hair's always down. | ||
| You ever notice that? | ||
| No, I never noticed that. | ||
| When you go to Philly Helium, the fucking hair's always... | ||
| That's funny. | ||
| Last week the hair was working. | ||
| We're sorry. | ||
| So, it was fucking hot dog. | ||
| I'm happy I'm not hot dog. | ||
| That was it, kids. | ||
| Everything alright up there? | ||
| Everything's beautiful, man. | ||
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We miss you, brother. | |
| I'm watching it right now. | ||
| What happened was something fucked up because it taped the auto racing instead. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| It switched to Fox Sports 2. Yeah. | ||
| And I'm catching the fight now with Wonderboy. | ||
| Yeah, Joey. | ||
| It really surprised me. | ||
| There was some crazy thing that happened with Fox Sports 1 and Fox Sports 2. Jamie nailed it. | ||
| It changed over while we were watching it. | ||
| And then all of a sudden a bunch of fucking cars started coming at me. | ||
| But I don't give a fuck. | ||
| You know why, Doug? | ||
| Because I also taped O.J. Made in America Part 5. It's fucking brilliant, Joey! | ||
| Where's that on? | ||
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How do you tape that? | |
| Is that on Netflix? | ||
| It's 30 for 30 on ESPN. You know what the beauty is about O.J. Made in America? | ||
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This is Brendan Shaw, Joey. | |
| What's up, brother? | ||
| You know what's beautiful about that show? | ||
| Please explain it to Joe Rogan. | ||
| I'm right here. | ||
| That could have been OJ. That could have been Brad Pitt. | ||
| That could have been Justin Bieber. | ||
| You gotta watch it, Joe Rogan, because it breaks it down all the way to he was at USC. And the most interesting part, Brendan Sharp, tell him when fucking Muhammad Ali put that thing together. | ||
| Yeah, and he said, fuck that, I'm not black, I'm OJ, and separated himself from blacks and himself. | ||
| I think John, the cop, has the best analogy of what happened to O.J. | ||
| Big John McCarthy? | ||
| Yeah, he's got the best analogy. | ||
| Because in one of the things, Mark Furman went to his house before. | ||
| Mark Furman. | ||
| And he had a baseball bat in his hand. | ||
| And Mark Furman told him twice to put the fucking bat down. | ||
| And the third time, he had to take out his stick. | ||
| And then O.J. was just glaring at him, and then he came back. | ||
| And they said that when that guy dies, they have to take his brain. | ||
| Because he's definitely got the same shit that all these other football players have. | ||
| CTE, Joey. | ||
| It's CTE, brother. | ||
| It's called CTE. They're saying if the trial was today, they would argue CTE clinically and say... | ||
| They would argue CTE because that's what it is. | ||
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He has a different style of CTE. That motherfuckin' thing in the pussy is snaps. | |
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| He's crazy. | ||
| What does CTE stand for? | ||
| Chronic Traumatic Encephalogy or something like that? | ||
| Is that what it is? | ||
| Joe Rogan. | ||
| Joe Rogan, episode four. | ||
| They actually show her, and they break down exactly what happened. | ||
| It's tough to see, too. | ||
| Yeah, chronic traumatic encephalopathy. | ||
| Punch drunk. | ||
| Let me tell you what that is. | ||
| Nobody could have done something. | ||
| Brendan Schaub, did you see episode four of it? | ||
| You bet your sweet ass I did, Joey. | ||
| How fucking sweet was it, dog? | ||
| They broke it down, Joe Rogan. | ||
| How so? | ||
| It was animalistic, what he did to them. | ||
| You could none of them. | ||
| 20 steroids, Gorilla Biscuits, Deckard the Roblin, Rafael Dosagno, Verdum, the old Fedor Russian thing. | ||
| That old Russian track team. | ||
| That motherfucker, bro, that was wild, Joe Rubio. | ||
| What are you saying? | ||
| He went to her, went to him, got him in a chokehold, and just started slamming, bro. | ||
| Allegedly? | ||
| Not allegedly. | ||
| How do they know he did it 100%? | ||
| Well, it's not him that he did it. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| There's no way. | ||
| So they went through everything that he did. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Then he went and choked him, caught him, said he was on the floor against two fences, bro. | ||
| I'm not doubting. | ||
| I'm not doubting that they figured this out. | ||
| He did it 100%. | ||
| I'm not doubting. | ||
| He can't hear me. | ||
| I'm not doubting that they figured this out. | ||
| But you know, the one thing that perplexes me as a dummy, how do they figure that out? | ||
| By looking at where the bodies are? | ||
| Like by the marks on the ground? | ||
| Like how do they figure that out? | ||
| The blood at his house, at her house. | ||
| Right, but it's... | ||
| Right. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| His hands were all fucked up. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| Yeah, and also, Joey, they're saying it was such a hate crime that when he hit her in the throat, it basically decapitated her. | ||
| So they're saying that it would have to be such a passion of crime, like he had such a love for her, when you hit someone that hard to sever their neck and almost cut her head off, it had to have been a passion of crime. | ||
| Could you imagine? | ||
| Let's assume that he did it. | ||
| You know how much his attorney bills were? | ||
| Five mil, right? | ||
| 50,000 a day. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| And he paid him, Joe Rogan. | ||
| You know how? | ||
| How? | ||
| Autographs from inside jail. | ||
| He was fucking making 3.5 million. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| With autographs. | ||
| Because the autographs went up. | ||
| They were saying that they were signed inside the jail. | ||
| Hey Joey, how about most of the defense team is dead? | ||
| Karma's a motherfucker. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| The Jew ain't dead. | ||
| And that was the baddest motherfucker ever. | ||
| His name is Barry Sheck. | ||
| They got him on the show. | ||
| Dropping knowledge, Joe Rogan. | ||
| I haven't seen part five, brother. | ||
| I've only seen four. | ||
| Hey, is there a way to... | ||
| I haven't seen any of these episodes. | ||
| Is there a way? | ||
| Assuming I've lost my mind and I want to be terrified. | ||
| No, it's brilliant. | ||
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It's so cool. | |
| It's all up on the rack. | ||
| - That's the only guy you get, Doug. | ||
| That guy, you had to hear the stories about court, how they would act when the cameras would come up. | ||
| It was a fucking science trial. - Even, hey Joey, even to the way they dressed, they had a whole gameplay. | ||
| Even to their ties, their suits, they had a whole game plan. | ||
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Wow. | |
| Fucking, it's brilliant. | ||
| This is the best documentary I've ever seen. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| It paints a different story on how O.J. Simpson, he wouldn't associate himself as being black. | ||
| He didn't view himself as black. | ||
| He viewed himself as O.J. So he always thought he was bigger than the race. | ||
| It's so crazy the way they painted the picture. | ||
| But is that editorial choice? | ||
| Or is that based on what they knew about? | ||
| That's based off his friends and family. | ||
| But you know what they left out? | ||
| They only mentioned it one time, guys. | ||
| They left out the cocaine. | ||
| They only mentioned it one time. | ||
| Yeah, that's a big red flag there. | ||
| Hey, there's a documentary you can watch on YouTube. | ||
| Oh, here goes, Eddie. | ||
| OJ, the Untold Story. | ||
| His son didn't do it, Eddie. | ||
| Watch that one. | ||
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Is it on YouTube? | |
| Is it on YouTube? | ||
| Can I find it on Netflix? | ||
| Oh, no, it's at the library, bro. | ||
| It's at the library. | ||
| It's made in America on the tomato meter. | ||
| It's ranked 100. He had CTE, but then you sprinkle that cocaine in it. | ||
| Why didn't they talk about the cocaine? | ||
| Hmm, that's interesting. | ||
| That's a suspect. | ||
| Well, you know what's interesting, Joey? | ||
| I said what's interesting is one of the doctors that was somehow involved in the case back in the day was on TV recently, and he was talking about the new discoveries about CTE, the new understanding about CTE, and they said that it is very possible that they might have actually introduced that into the trial back then if they knew what they knew now, which is crazy, right? | ||
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Absolutely. | |
| It just makes sense because John McCartney hit it on the head. | ||
| He goes, that guy had the different CTE, the shit that, you know, you don't fucking, it just comes and goes. | ||
| It comes and goes. | ||
| It is completely different, dog. | ||
| He was an American hero that killed a white woman. | ||
| You gotta see this Joe Rogan, how they break it down. | ||
| It's just a long documentary. | ||
| It's 15 fucking hours. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Hey Joey, let me ask you this, man. | ||
| How much do you know about CTE? You saw a concussion? | ||
| Yeah, I saw a concussion. | ||
| And after I saw the movie, I just started thinking about things. | ||
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And they made a lot of sense to me now. | |
| Things that happened over the years with people I knew who played football. | ||
| It just made sense to me. | ||
| I didn't even know about the Pittsburgh Steelers, all that stuff with the center and the other guy. | ||
| I had no idea, but it made sense to me. | ||
| It made sense to me. | ||
| One of my friends, when he was younger, he was a center. | ||
| And he was also a nose guard. | ||
| So they get hit in the head all the fucking time. | ||
| Wow. | ||
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So I'm looking at the kids now that played college ball. | |
| They're not that solid. | ||
| Like the kids I grew up with that played college ball, you can see that something's not right. | ||
| I think it's a pro ball. | ||
| ball really puts it over the end because it puts the stress combined with the hits and now you're making money and you know. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I think that really pushes it over the end. | ||
| That's just too many years of getting hit in the head. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Once you become a pro and you add three or four years you know. | ||
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I don't know much about it, Tocho Rogan. | |
| I know that right now, I can see the beginnings of it in some fighters. | ||
| And if you don't see the beginning of it in some fighters, then you're not looking. | ||
| You can tell that they're looking. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| Well, it's interesting because it's like, when do you make a decision when you're a fighter? | ||
| And Brendan, you're the only one that can talk about this. | ||
| When do you make a decision? | ||
| When your good friend Joe Rogan sits you down and tells you you just fucking suck. | ||
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I didn't say you suck. | |
| I never said you suck. | ||
| I think that the brain is like the heart. | ||
| There's really no love for Joe Rogan. | ||
| except that once you tap that button, you keep getting knocked out. | ||
| And I guarantee that those people that had more than four knockouts over the years, they'll start to experience headaches or something with their vision. - There needs to be a way to test it. - Oh, he can't hear you. | ||
| If people are listening to this, Joey Diaz is on speakerphone, on Eddie Bravo's phone, and he can't hear Brendan, who's on the other side of the table, because Eddie's got the speakerphone. | ||
| It's real hard to hear. | ||
| Keep going, Joey. | ||
| No, Joey, I think you're dead right. | ||
| Joey, I think you're dead right. | ||
| I think you're dead right. | ||
| We all do. | ||
| We all agree with you. | ||
| I'm just telling people that you couldn't hear Brendan. | ||
| Yeah, it's one of those things where you gotta wonder as a fighter, like, where do you draw the line? | ||
| Because you look at a guy like Alistair Overeem, he's been stopped a bunch of times, but Alistair's about to fight for the title, you know? | ||
| So when do you make that call? | ||
| Because Alistair's as good as he's ever been. | ||
| He knocked out, you know, he knocked out Junior Dos Santos in a spectacular, no, Rothwell knocked him out. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| Big Ben knocked him out in the first round. | ||
| Here's the question, Joe. | ||
| What other options do they have? | ||
| That's why I stopped. | ||
| I had other options. | ||
| Most guys don't. | ||
| Yeah, that's a good point. | ||
| Because people can say, well, you've taken too many fights. | ||
| You need to stop. | ||
| And do what? | ||
| Going to the workforce? | ||
| Fuck you! | ||
| I make six figures fighting, I'm gonna get punched on shitting my pants in front of my kids. | ||
| But that's also, don't you think that there's an important point where you have to decide whether or not it's what you actually want to do? | ||
| And you had the option to do other shit, and it was a perfect time for you to just step back and do other shit, but some people... | ||
| I also have Joe Rogan and Brian Cowan who helped me out and gave me a platform. | ||
| You're also entertaining. | ||
| There's a lot of dudes who, they would do podcasts, and you'd be like, shut that shit off. | ||
| Yeah, they would fucking suck. | ||
| I'm just saying, I had other options. | ||
| Most guys have to fight. | ||
| You still there, Joey? | ||
| Joey, you're six Death Stars. | ||
| Hey, we're gonna wrap this podcast up, Joey. | ||
| We love you, man. | ||
| I love you, brother. | ||
| Thank you for thinking of me, guys. | ||
| Love you. | ||
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We'll talk. | |
| Love you, Joey. | ||
| I love you, guys. | ||
| Joey's the best. | ||
| He's a national treasure, a world treasure. | ||
| He won't drive and do fire in the gate because it's too far. | ||
| Too far, dog. | ||
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Come to me, bitch. | |
| It's too fucking far. | ||
| Come here. | ||
| Come to me. | ||
| I'm 51 years old. | ||
| Let me tell you something, motherfucker. | ||
| I'm 49 years old. | ||
| Let me tell you something, bitch. | ||
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He goes, I'm not going anywhere before 11. 11? | |
| Fuck you, cocksucker. | ||
| Fuck, man. | ||
| He's so funny. | ||
| Traffic. | ||
| He's the best. | ||
| He always has the right shit to say about everything. | ||
| He's so knowledgeable. | ||
| You're not going to get him over there on the west side like Marina Del Rey or Xenas. | ||
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Listen, dog. | |
| I'm in no danger. | ||
| He knows. | ||
| And you know what? | ||
| He doesn't text. | ||
| I'll text him. | ||
| Hey, man. | ||
| Can you do 11 or call me? | ||
| He only calls. | ||
| He never texts. | ||
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You're in no danger of me driving down to fucking Laguna Niguel. | |
| You're in no danger. | ||
| What? | ||
| Four o'clock on a Tuesday? | ||
| How about you suck my dick? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Alright, man. | ||
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You asked me to do the show. | |
| He's an animal. | ||
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He's the best. | |
| Listen, dog. | ||
| We'll make it nice and simple. | ||
| Come to my house. | ||
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Bro. | |
| He's got his own studio now. | ||
| I know. | ||
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I went to his studio. | |
| You need to set up a studio like he... | ||
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I went to his studio and he was so high. | |
| Oh, too high. | ||
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We got nothing done. | |
| Oh, that's perfect. | ||
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Hey, talk to me about, hey, you know, I go on there and he goes, talk to me about Boulder. | |
| What? | ||
| You went to see you. | ||
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I'm going to take a nap. | |
| Let me tell you about my stories about Boulder. | ||
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It is so hot. | |
| We got nothing done. | ||
| I'm going to take a nap. | ||
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I want you to talk to me about mountains and streams and eagles and ferrets. | |
| That's exactly what he did. | ||
| Come on, dog. | ||
| Dog, I'm back. | ||
| I'm back better than ever. | ||
| Spark up the bong. | ||
| Tell me about your time at CU Boulder. | ||
| Tell me about New Mexico. | ||
| What do you mean you got nothing done? | ||
| Didn't you do a podcast or something? | ||
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We did a podcast. | |
| He was just so high. | ||
| We're talking about CU Boulder for two hours. | ||
| Perfect. | ||
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Perfect. | |
| Let it roll. | ||
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He's the best. | |
| He is what he is, man. | ||
| He's perfect. | ||
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He's the best. | |
| He's fucking hilarious. | ||
| I talked to you about some places he's never even been. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Those North Dakota people, dog. | ||
| Those dirty white people that work in the mines. | ||
| And they take off their stinky fucking shoes. | ||
| They want these Chinese women to suck their dicks. | ||
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And they come over in fucking old World War II Snoopy airplanes. | |
| And they drop them out of the sky and they just suck your dick and they just fucking shoot right back off of the space. | ||
| He'll make some shit up. | ||
| He's fucking hilarious. | ||
| He'll be crying. | ||
| He's a totally unique individual. | ||
| When are you going to meet another Joey Diaz in your life? | ||
| Never. | ||
| He calls and checks on me. | ||
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I know. | |
| It's beautiful, right? | ||
| It's great. | ||
| Wonderboy, you look nasty in this fight, man. | ||
| These highlights that we're watching. | ||
| How about Wonderboy's only loss was to Matt fucking Brown? | ||
| Mm-hmm. | ||
| Other than that, he starched everybody. | ||
| Well, he just fought real smart. | ||
| I wish Rashad would stop fighting. | ||
| I think he probably will. | ||
| Eventually, for sure. | ||
| One of my favorite people on the planet. | ||
| Well, that Glover fight is going to be hard for a proud former champion like him to go out on. | ||
| If he decides to end it on the Glover fight. | ||
| Who's Glover fight now? | ||
| That's a good question. | ||
| We said Gus from the beginning. | ||
| I like Gustafsson. | ||
| I think that's a great fight. | ||
| But Gustafsson already has a fight scheduled, and there might be a reason why they scheduled the guy against him. | ||
| Do you know who it is? | ||
| They just announced it yesterday, right? | ||
| It's a guy not ranked in the top ten, I know that. | ||
| That's a weird fight to make, right? | ||
| What's his name? | ||
| Jan Blakovic. | ||
| Oh, Jan Blakovic is a good fighter. | ||
| He's a very good fighter. | ||
| But good enough to fight Gustafsson. | ||
| He's ranked number three or four in the world. | ||
| See if you can find a highlight reel. | ||
| For Jan Blachowicz. | ||
| No, he's a beast, obviously. | ||
| But the only thing is, Gustin's going, you know, he almost beat Jon Jones at Decision. | ||
| He almost beat DC in Decision. | ||
| Then he's fighting this guy. | ||
| I think because he said time off, it's almost a welcome back. | ||
| We know you've had mental problems. | ||
| Welcome back. | ||
| I don't like to say almost beat. | ||
| I like to say lost a close fight, too. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| Yeah, I can't say it almost. | ||
| He never did it really like he was going to beat Jon Jones. | ||
| He had some moments. | ||
| He had some good moments. | ||
| But you never have Jon Jones in trouble. | ||
| Jon Jones always came back. | ||
| Jon Jones is gritty as fuck. | ||
| Right, but he came back. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Jon Jones won that fight. | ||
| Jon Jones won that fight. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But it was a good fight. | ||
| It was a very, very good fight. | ||
| It was a close fight. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| See, like the fight where he was in trouble. | ||
| That's like... | ||
| The Rumble-Johnson fight. | ||
| Like when he fought Rumble. | ||
| When Gustafson fought Rumble? | ||
| That's in trouble. | ||
| That's in trouble. | ||
| That's losing the fight. | ||
| That's losing the fight. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Jon Jones has never been in trouble. | ||
| Yeah, never been in trouble. | ||
| Gustafson gave him his toughest test. | ||
| It's interesting, right? | ||
| You know, that's how fucking tough Jon is. | ||
| When Vitor had him in an armbar, It's true. | ||
| He picked him up and slammed him and then submitted him. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| That might be one of the most dangerous times in his career because his arm was completely hyperextended. | ||
| He snapped his arm. | ||
| He showed what a bad motherfucker he is. | ||
| Did he hurt him? | ||
| For real? | ||
| He snapped his arm. | ||
| Yes, he did. | ||
| He hyperextended his elbow. | ||
| It's one of the reasons why he took that job on The Ultimate Fighter with Chael Sonnen because he wasn't going to fight for quite a long time. | ||
| So they knew that, so they scheduled that fight next, and then if you remember correctly, he has that fight, he beats the shit out of Chael Sonnen and breaks his toe in the process. | ||
| He was pushing off the mat so fucking hard trying to kill Chael Sonnen that he broke his own toe and spun it around. | ||
| You remember that shit? | ||
| He's a fucking monster. | ||
| And he didn't even realize it until he looked down. | ||
| Pound for pound number one. | ||
| He was standing there after the fight was over, I was talking to him, and then he looked down and realized that he had twisted his toe upside down. | ||
| It's a fucking nightmare. | ||
| Good luck being that guy. | ||
| Bad motherfucker. | ||
| And if DC don't beat him, it's all where everyone's fucked. | ||
| Bad motherfucker. | ||
| But here's the thing. | ||
| I don't know if he's right, but Greg Jackson was saying that he thought that one of the things about John being... | ||
| I didn't think he was sluggish. | ||
| I thought he took a lot of time off, and he had a lot of pressure. | ||
| I thought he fought very creatively, and I thought he fought well. | ||
| You can throw a speed? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| You're batshit crazy. | ||
| No, I didn't. | ||
| I don't think he fought his best. | ||
| I thought he was on antibiotics. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| I definitely don't think he fought his best. | ||
| But I think, considering the fact that he was off for a long time, and all the personal problems that he went through, and he fought a real tough guy in OSP that was in a fairly defensive position in a lot of the fight. | ||
| He didn't risk anything. | ||
| It was more OSP than John. | ||
| Well, OSP fought a smart fight. | ||
| He fought a smart fight, tested the water, he did the best to his ability, took some chances, but he got out of the fight ultimately in pretty good shape, except for his arm. | ||
| He didn't come to win, really. | ||
| Another guy whose arm got broke by a kick. | ||
| John broke his arm, probably significantly slowed him down. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, I didn't think it was a bad performance at all. | ||
| I think OSP is fucking good, man, and getting better and a dangerous... | ||
| It's a tricky fight for anybody. | ||
| He's a super powerful guy. | ||
| Explosive southpaw. | ||
| I just thought John looked kind of lackadaisical. | ||
| He didn't risk anything. | ||
| He had too much to lose. | ||
| Just a lot of factors. | ||
| A lot of factors. | ||
| Also, getting that off of his chest and then getting back in there and fighting Daniel is going to be like a warm-up fight against a top six guy. | ||
| That's what OSP was. | ||
| I'm pretty sure he was ranked number six. | ||
| That's a great thing for John. | ||
| He also didn't show anything. | ||
| He really didn't show DC anything. | ||
| But what I was going to say is that Greg Jackson seemed to think, allegedly, after that fight, that the weightlifting might have played a part in him looking tight. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| You think so? | ||
| That's fair, because when you're in the weight room, you put on more muscle, you're slower, you're not as fluid. | ||
| Plus, he didn't fight for a while. | ||
| He was in jail. | ||
| Hey, Greg Jackson, I think it's more that he T-boned a pregnant lady, ran from the scene, spent some time in jail, didn't find lockdown forever. | ||
| It's called lockdown rust. | ||
| Then he fought a very talented Southpaw who's tricky to deal with. | ||
| That's more what it is. | ||
| It ain't the weightlifting. | ||
| Well, yeah. | ||
| It's interesting that you would immediately blame one aspect. | ||
| Because one of the things that was after I talked to John, or while I was talking to John after the fight, one of the things that he said was that he felt physically great. | ||
| He just wasn't... | ||
| He wasn't engaging enough or he wasn't pulling the trigger when he wanted to. | ||
| This was probably just a comfort thing. | ||
| He hadn't been fighting in a long time, all the pressure. | ||
| There's probably quite a few factors. | ||
| And maybe even, it's not either or, maybe even the weightlifting might have slowed him down a little bit. | ||
| Maybe, but like you said, I think it's a number of things. | ||
| But look at Gustafson. | ||
| He's been out for a while. | ||
| They give him a pretty... | ||
| I'm not saying it's a warm-up fight, but he's not fighting a top-ten guy. | ||
| John's warm-up fight was against the number-six guy in the world, a Southpaw who's explosive as fuck. | ||
| He's supposed to fight for the world title. | ||
| So John was being a little hesitant, safe. | ||
| He knows what's on the line. | ||
| Is there some sort of history between Gustafson and the guys fighting? | ||
| Is there a reason why they're going to fight? | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
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I think... | |
| Remember Gustafson was like, I don't know if I want to do this anymore. | ||
| So I think it's more of like... | ||
| Hey, man, let's see if this is for you. | ||
| Go through a 12-week training camp. | ||
| Let's see what happens because you're a phenomenal fighter. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's interesting, man. | ||
| Because you as a fighter, when a fighter starts entertaining those thoughts of stopping... | ||
| It's game over. | ||
| It's game over. | ||
| It really is. | ||
| And this has come from a guy who didn't think that way for a long time. | ||
| Even when you told me that, I'm like, what's he talking about? | ||
| One foot in, one foot out? | ||
| And then when finally the dust fell, I'm like, he's kind of fucking right. | ||
| Right, because then when you're fighting guys who it's all they have, good luck beating a Glover Tech share who's in fucking Connecticut in the snow running sprints and all he gives a fuck about is knocking you out. | ||
| Or Anthony Johnson, who all he cares about is knocking you out. | ||
| He doesn't care about anything else. | ||
| And when you're one foot in, one foot out, you just can't compete at that level. | ||
| You just can't. | ||
| You can be a guy and still fight, win some, lose some, but you should leave. | ||
| I'm glad you said that. | ||
| You should leave 100%. | ||
| Because I'm telling you, there's guys out there who they live and die for this shit, and they don't care about anything else. | ||
| There's literally nothing else. | ||
| And you're going to compete with them? | ||
| Good luck, man. | ||
| Good luck. | ||
| While you're doing a fucking radio show telling dick jokes, this guy's hitting mitts or getting better at the craft. | ||
| You just can't compete, man. | ||
| And it's his paycheck. | ||
| It's how he feeds his family. | ||
| You're going to get hurt. | ||
| See this Tamden McCrory knockout? | ||
| He got knocked out by this cat. | ||
| Christoph Jockto. | ||
| Jockto. | ||
| Great fucking name. | ||
| Clean left hand. | ||
| He was pressing the action, looking to establish his range and everything. | ||
| It was like a minute in, and this dude hit him with a perfectly timed left hand, like right on the eye socket. | ||
| Just jarred him. | ||
| He went down, and then he finished him off with some sick hammer fist. | ||
| Check this out. | ||
| Watch. | ||
| He's moving forward. | ||
| And this guy had been, like, threatened with the left hand, but couldn't find his range. | ||
| Watch how he just slides back and then back in. | ||
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Boom! | |
| Boom! | ||
| God damn. | ||
| I mean, that is just thunderous. | ||
| His hairline ain't helping nobody. | ||
| McCroy just stiffens up. | ||
| That hairline's dope as fuck if you win. | ||
| If you knock people the fuck out. | ||
| No, that hairline ain't good in the movies. | ||
| In the UFC. If you teabag a man who's unconscious on a barroom floor. | ||
| He's way worse than Jason Statham. | ||
| Jason Statham, he's tapped out. | ||
| He's tapped out like me. | ||
| Yeah, Jason Statham's a timepiece. | ||
| Tamden's holding on some weird shit on the side of the ear area. | ||
| Hey, I'm all about Jason Statham, man. | ||
| Tamden looks like Frazier. | ||
| More bold and sexy celebrities there are, the better for all of us. | ||
| Trust me. | ||
| Says Mr. Full Headed Hair. | ||
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Right? | |
| You have thick hair privilege. | ||
| You have super thick hair. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| My hair's falling out. | ||
| I'm getting old. | ||
| We can't listen to you. | ||
| No, I'm going to shave my head, too. | ||
| I'm going to join the bald-headed... | ||
| Well, you know, Tamden McCrory looked really good in his last fight, man. | ||
| He won by a quick knockout in the first round. | ||
| And, you know, this is just the nature of the beast, man. | ||
| He fought a really good guy. | ||
| Meanwhile, look how fucking goddamn good Cowboy looked tonight. | ||
| Dude, I text you. | ||
| The best fight I saw last weekend, I text you, was Lemachenko. | ||
| He has six fucking fights. | ||
| This is boxing. | ||
| In fact, at 130. He has six fights. | ||
| He was a gold medalist in the Olympics. | ||
| His first pro fight, he goes, I want a world championship fight. | ||
| They go, we can't give it to you on the first fight. | ||
| So he gets on a second fight, wins a world championship. | ||
| Now it's his sixth fight. | ||
| He wins another world championship. | ||
| I'm telling you, man, this is the best pound-for-pound fighter in the world right now. | ||
| He's a bad motherfucker. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| You watch him? | ||
| The angles are fucking nuts. | ||
| If you like Dominic Cruz, this guy's doing it in boxing. | ||
| It's Lomachenko, right? | ||
| Lomachenko, yeah. | ||
| That's how you say it, his last name. | ||
| Oh, it's fucking nuts. | ||
| He's an artist in there, man. | ||
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Beautiful. | |
| So fun to watch. | ||
| But he lost to Solis, right? | ||
| He did. | ||
| They fight again, he fucking smoked him. | ||
| What happened in the first fight? | ||
| I didn't see it. | ||
| It was a decision, and some people even gave it to Lomachenko. | ||
| Well, Solis is just really good at brawling, man. | ||
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He's a brawler. | |
| He's a tough, tough dude, man. | ||
| And he's one of those badass Mexican fighters. | ||
| You know, if you go look at, like, badass blood and guts fighters, if you had to look at, like, one nation that continually produces badass blood and guts fighters... | ||
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Mexico. | |
| Fuck. | ||
| Look at Canelo Alvarez. | ||
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Of course. | |
| Come on, man. | ||
| Julio Cesar Chavez, dude. | ||
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Come on. | |
| Mexico has had some bad motherfuckers. | ||
| And even Oscar De La Hoya. | ||
| They don't want to give it to him because he's good looking. | ||
| God damn it, he's Mexican. | ||
| He's a bad motherfucker. | ||
| I re-watched Oscar De La Hoya versus Julio Cesar Chavez last week. | ||
| Oh, dude. | ||
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I forgot how good Oscar was. | |
| The Golden Boy was the best. | ||
| I saw that at the LA Sports Arena on closed circuit. | ||
| It's like a basketball arena and you get to see it on the screen. | ||
| You know who's better than all of them to me? | ||
| Juan Miguel Marquez. | ||
| Fuck yeah. | ||
| Fuck, he was a monster. | ||
| Dude, I wore a Marquez shirt on the podcast the other day. | ||
| I think I did. | ||
| Did you really? | ||
| Did I wear it, Jamie? | ||
| Was it Roots of Fight? | ||
| It's Chavez. | ||
| No, no, no, no, no, no, no. | ||
| It was a fight. | ||
| I saw him fight at the forum. | ||
| With my friend Terry Claibon. | ||
| I saw him fight Marco Antonio Barrera. | ||
| Oh fuck man. | ||
| Juan Manuel Marquez was a fucking monster. | ||
| So technical could brawl. | ||
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Michael Carvajal? | |
| No. | ||
| Is that who fought? | ||
| Who the fuck fought? | ||
| Chiquita Gonzalez? | ||
| No, that wasn't the fight. | ||
| That wasn't the fight. | ||
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Chocolacito? | |
| God damn it. | ||
| Too much weed. | ||
| Chocolacito will blow your fucking mind, too. | ||
| Boxing's never been better, though, right now. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| Well, he had that epic... | ||
| Juan Manuel Marquez... | ||
| Knocked out Manny. | ||
| Marco Antonio Barrera? | ||
| Marco Antonio Barrera had that Prince Hamed fight. | ||
| It was Marco Antonio Barrera and he was fighting someone else. | ||
| Arturo Gatti? | ||
| No. | ||
| Damn, Doug. | ||
| Give me Marco Antonio Barrera's Wikipedia so I can figure out which fight it was. | ||
| How long ago was this? | ||
| How long ago? | ||
| I just moved to New York or here from New York with my friend Terry Claiborne who's still a boxing trainer in LA. What gym? | ||
| I don't know where his gym is, man. | ||
| I think he's got a gym on La Brea somewhere. | ||
| I haven't seen him in a long time. | ||
| He's a really cool dude. | ||
| I went with him, but we went to watch it. | ||
| It was when Marco Antonio Barrera, before he even fought Prince Nassim Hamed. | ||
| Let's see what we got here. | ||
| Damn, that's a lot of Mexicans. | ||
| It's all Mexicans. | ||
| Scroll up a little. | ||
| Scroll up a little, Jamie. | ||
| Keep going, keep going, keep going. | ||
| It was Kennedy McKinney. | ||
| That's who it was. | ||
| Oh, there you go. | ||
| That's 2003, son. | ||
| Yeah, it was in Anaheim. | ||
| See? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Englewood. | ||
| Englewood? | ||
| 40 and 0. Oh, was it Englewood? | ||
| Is that what it was? | ||
| Yeah, that's what it was. | ||
| Kennedy McKinney. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| February 2003. Or is that 1996? | ||
| Benavidez was in Anaheim. | ||
| That says 1996, son. | ||
| Does it really? | ||
| February 1996, February 3rd. | ||
| I got the days wrong. | ||
| Goddamn. | ||
| But that was when I was working out at the Hollywood gym. | ||
| Is that 24-hour gym? | ||
| They used to be on... | ||
| Dude, forever. | ||
| Forever in a week. | ||
| That gym that is still there, that Hollywood gym is a 24-hour gym, still to this day. | ||
| It's on La Brea, right across the street from where our old legends used to be. | ||
| I used to work out there, and he was training John David Jackson when John David Jackson was a middleweight champion. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| Back in the day, son. | ||
| Old school, man. | ||
| And this one, Sugar Shane Mosley was just coming up, dude. | ||
| Sugar Shane Mosley, there was posters of him. | ||
| He had won the Olympics, and he was just coming up as a pro boxer. | ||
| And everybody was like, God damn, keep your eyes on Sugar Shane Mosley. | ||
| He was ranked pound for pound best in the world for a long time. | ||
| Dude, that dude had lightning fast hands. | ||
| He put some combinations on people, man. | ||
| What was it like doing commentary on his fight? | ||
| Because you did it for... | ||
| What would you do for CBS? For CBS Sports. | ||
| He's a buddy. | ||
| It's tough, man, because... | ||
| It's tough because it's obviously past his time, you know? | ||
| He fought a young line and he did well, but he probably lost the fight. | ||
| He definitely lost the fight, but where do you go from here? | ||
| And the winner of that fight fights Thurman or Porter. | ||
| What are you going to do with that? | ||
| What are you going to do with that? | ||
| Here's my question. | ||
| I don't know well enough that we know each other where I can say, hey brother, what are you doing? | ||
| How do you distinguish a guy like Shane Mosley from a guy like Bernard Hopkins? | ||
| A guy like Bernard Hopkins, if he thinks that he can fight somebody, I want to see him see if he can fight that guy. | ||
| Even though he's 49 or almost 50. I mean, that guy, the only guy that really kind of dismantled his defense was Kovalev. | ||
| Kovalev put him in some real trouble. | ||
| Real trouble. | ||
| Kovalev, to me, might be the best in the world, pound for pound. | ||
| He's one of them. | ||
| He's definitely top three. | ||
| Gennady Golovkin and him apparently had some wars, some boxing wars, that's what the rumors are. | ||
| They're both nasty. | ||
| Nasty. | ||
| Fucking knockout artists. | ||
| Russians own combat sports, really. | ||
| Think about it. | ||
| Not really. | ||
| Name one UFC Russian champion. | ||
| Ready, go. | ||
| Negamadov. | ||
| Did I get him, son? | ||
| Tell me what just happened. | ||
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No, all I'm saying is Khabib Negomedov. | |
| Don't jump to conclusions. | ||
| He might have some good shit. | ||
| Oh, well, Negomedov's a monster. | ||
| Khabib's undefeated, just injuries stopped him. | ||
| He already beat the champ, Dos Anjos. | ||
| Okay, one. | ||
| He's at 55, and that's the deepest division. | ||
| He's the outlier. | ||
| Well, fuck, he's an outlier. | ||
| But boxing, they fucking... | ||
| There's a lot of them, but Tyson Fury just beat Vladimir Klitschko. | ||
| They're fighting again. | ||
| Yeah, but Tyson Fury just beat Vladimir Klitschko. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Kovalev. | ||
| Good luck beating Kovalev. | ||
| Good luck beating him. | ||
| But Andre Ward might be able to beat him. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| I never know. | ||
| He better fight more than... | ||
| Everybody's so confident. | ||
| Brendan, I'm so confused. | ||
| It's just an argument. | ||
| Brendan, in boxing right now, is there an African-American heavyweight boxer that's fucking vicious? | ||
| Deontay Wilder. | ||
| Oh, Anthony Joshua from England's a fucking monster. | ||
| Look at this pole. | ||
| Anthony Joshua. | ||
| He looks like he'd win the Olympia right now. | ||
| Look at this pole. | ||
| About who they want Wonderboy to fight. | ||
| 63% of the people said Wonderboy. | ||
| 9% said Damian Maia. | ||
| They're like, pass. | ||
| Ah, we're good. | ||
| Jiu-jitsu, fuck you. | ||
| Fuck all of that noise. | ||
| Just because people want to see knockouts. | ||
| Fuck that gigantic killer praying mantis world champion jiu-jitsu strangler. | ||
| Fuck that. | ||
| Damien Maia puts the choke to people, my friend. | ||
| I love watching Damien Maia right now. | ||
| See, this fight was interesting, man. | ||
| I was watching this. | ||
| Chris Biel was tagging Joe Soto, but Joe Soto was moving with shit. | ||
| He was constantly pressuring him, and he got him to the ground and took his back twice. | ||
| Damn, I didn't see this. | ||
| He's fighting the next EBI. He fought great. | ||
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Joe Soto's in the next EBI. He's a David Terrell guy, right? | |
| Yeah, he's a brown belt under David Terrell. | ||
| He got to the finals against Eddie Cummings in EBI 4 the last time we hit the feather lines. | ||
| Yeah, you know what, man? | ||
| He yelled something at me, and I wanted to talk to you about this, because he yelled something to me after he won his last fight. | ||
| Yeah, there's a big misunderstanding. | ||
| That's over. | ||
| Yeah, he was like, I didn't grease up. | ||
| I didn't grease up. | ||
| I go, dude, I don't know what... | ||
| He yelled that at you? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Like, as if I knew it because of him telling Eddie I didn't grease up. | ||
| No, no, it was about... | ||
| Misunderstanding? | ||
| Well, if you're yelling, man, super suspect. | ||
| Well, he was just trying to clarify to me because he knew that they were on commercial. | ||
| But it was, um, whatever. | ||
| That didn't matter. | ||
| What he did tonight was beautiful. | ||
| Beautiful grappling, man. | ||
| Great takedown. | ||
| He took his back twice in a real strong way. | ||
| Took his back in the second and in the third. | ||
| And I was like, man, he can threaten. | ||
| Because once he got to the ground, he was taking his back, like, really quick. | ||
| Super, like with the quickness. | ||
| Like knife through butter. | ||
| Yeah, it wasn't like he was in danger of getting reversed. | ||
| It was more of like how quickly would he be able to progress to the back? | ||
| It was just a matter of time before he got his neck. | ||
| He's a very good grappler, man. | ||
| Very good grappler. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| I wasn't aware how good he was, to be honest. | ||
| Well, those David Terrell guys are fucking animals. | ||
| Dude, everyone I know... | ||
| It says David Terrell in the training room is the biggest fucking freak of all time. | ||
| All the legendary stories I hear, everyone tells me David Terrell is a motherfucker. | ||
| I hear legendary stories from everyone. | ||
| We saw him grapple in his prime in Abu Dhabi in 2003, back when Eddie went down there. | ||
| I saw him in his prime against some really high-level guys. | ||
| I heard even then he never lived up to his potential. | ||
| I've never grappled with the guy. | ||
| I don't know him. | ||
| I think I've met him once passing through UFC. He's like a centaur. | ||
| These stories I hear from other people and legit people are nuts. | ||
| One thing that was clear with Joe Soto in EBI 4 was his leg locks were really good and his leg lock defense was insane. | ||
| Yeah, and it was because of Dave Terrell. | ||
| All day. | ||
| He's been all about leg locks for the last 10, 15 years. | ||
| And he got to the finals against Eddie Cummings, who just leg locked three dudes in a row. | ||
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Yeah, Eddie's a beast. | |
| And you would think, nobody ever sits on their ass and plays footsies with Eddie Cummings. | ||
| They generally don't do that. | ||
| Yeah, that's like, okay, let's try to get around those legs and try to play smash. | ||
| That's what everyone's trying to do. | ||
| They don't want to go leg for legs with Eddie Cummings. | ||
| But Joe Soto did in the fucking finals. | ||
| Is Gary Tony in your next one or no? | ||
| No, no. | ||
| But Eddie Cummings, he's the champion. | ||
| He's coming back to defend the belt. | ||
| That's a Saturday, July 16th on Fight Pass. | ||
| Boom. | ||
| Oh, yeah, you're on Fight Pass now. | ||
| EBI on fucking Fight Pass. | ||
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Yeah, it's fucking awesome, Eddie. | |
| It's so good, dude. | ||
| It's going well. | ||
| It's so good. | ||
| Oh, fuck yeah. | ||
| It's the best grappling format that's ever been created. | ||
| By far. | ||
| Nice and close. | ||
| Such a smart move, man. | ||
| You guys had fun when you guys went? | ||
| The fucking best. | ||
| Always. | ||
| Get the fights moving, we don't fucking wait. | ||
| It was the best. | ||
| I don't watch Fight Pass. | ||
| That's the best. | ||
| That's the one thing about fight shows is that one thing the King of the Cage had that no one else had is they would have 13 fights, but there would be no waiting. | ||
| As soon as one fight was done, boom, they start the next fight. | ||
| For MMA, that's a bad idea, but I hear you for Jiu-Jitsu. | ||
| Well, for anything it's great because it just moves the show along. | ||
| And, you know, we were all behind schedule because we had to do everything in a three-hour block because of pay-per-view. | ||
| And we were behind, so we weren't even showing replays. | ||
| People thought that that was our style. | ||
| We don't show replays. | ||
| Like, we didn't even have time for replays. | ||
| We were just going, go, go, go. | ||
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Is that little girl still... | |
| Ripping heels off. | ||
| Which one are you talking about? | ||
| Grace? | ||
| You know who I'm talking about. | ||
| The only one ripping heels off. | ||
| Oh, Riley. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| She's going to fight in September. | ||
| You bet your ass she is. | ||
| We got to find an opponent for her. | ||
| We don't have an opponent for her, but Grace is fighting an EBI 7 as well. | ||
| Well, I'm super curious to see how this is received because as a person who loves jujitsu, And I think we could all agree on this. | ||
| One of the big problems, you've been involved in these kind of matches. | ||
| They go to draw. | ||
| And it's like a lot of them go to draw. | ||
| And you'll have professional matches four, five, six in a row, and nothing happens. | ||
| Super boring. | ||
| Nothing happens. | ||
| Not all draws are boring, though. | ||
| Some draws are amazing. | ||
| They're like Shields against AJ Agazon. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Gary Tonin versus Husamar Pahara. | ||
| I agree, brother. | ||
| Great draws. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| You're right. | ||
| For the public, they're not trying to see that. | ||
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Right. | |
| No, but they still enjoy the match. | ||
| They need finishes. | ||
| Yeah, but they still enjoy the matchup. | ||
| I'm just saying, if you want ratings, you need finishes. | ||
| Bar none. | ||
| That's what you need. | ||
| Well, sort of, but. | ||
| Sort of, but. | ||
| I see your point, too. | ||
| Because there's something interesting about a fight that gets that close to being finished several times, but a guy escapes, and you don't know exactly what's going to happen, and there's a lot of drama, and then it gets to the end, and there's still drama. | ||
| But it would be infinitely better if then they moved into your format. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| That draw was pretty good because it was a technical jiu-jitsu battle, but your format makes that draw one of the best fights in the history of the world. | ||
| That's what I'm saying, because they're both in danger. | ||
| If all of a sudden AJ's got Jake Shields' back and he starts with the over-under, or Jake's got his back and he starts with the over-under. | ||
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That's crazy. | |
| That's what I'm saying, Eddie. | ||
| Your format proves that we want to see people try and finish. | ||
| Because if you go to the Metamore style, it proves that that thing's not working. | ||
| Your style is. | ||
| That could work, the Metamore style, if... | ||
| There was more incentive to win instead of a draw. | ||
| There's not an incentive. | ||
| People were like, you know what? | ||
| The problem with the draws is when it's clear that one of the fighters or both of the fighters are totally satisfied with the draw, they're like, fuck it. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Then it's a problem. | ||
| But if two guys are really going after it, then it's not a problem. | ||
| So how do you make guys two really go after it? | ||
| You've got to make it a financial... | ||
| EBI! There you go. | ||
| What are we talking about? | ||
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I'm arguing your fucking joke! | |
| I'm saying you have to do EBI rules, otherwise you fuck. | ||
| I'm saying it's all good. | ||
| Everything's good. | ||
| A beautiful Porsche just wiped out. | ||
| It was so depressing. | ||
| Did you see that? | ||
| It just got destroyed. | ||
| Some crazy race. | ||
| 4GT versus Friday. | ||
| I don't know what the race is, but some Porsche just got destroyed. | ||
| Porsche 919 hybrid? | ||
| What? | ||
| Get the hybrid out of my fucking face. | ||
| You guys are all car experts, aren't you? | ||
| These people are nuts. | ||
| Who knows more about cars running for Joe all day? | ||
| Joe crushing? | ||
| Yeah, for sure. | ||
| You're like a blue belt and he's like a black belt, right? | ||
| Joe's been looking at car magazines for the last 20 years. | ||
| He's a solid black belt. | ||
| He's been a car expert since I've known him. | ||
| He's balls deep in fixing his cars. | ||
| I'm a fascinated person. | ||
| I'm easily fascinated by engineering. | ||
| But if you're into something, you know the ins and outs of it. | ||
| Like archery shooting, you're going to spend 20 hours on it. | ||
| I'll spend an hour on it, then I'll move on to something else, then I'll come back the next day another hour. | ||
| Not everything, though, man. | ||
| If you're into it, though, you're so into it. | ||
| It has to ring. | ||
| Yeah, you're so into it. | ||
| Yeah, it's a mental problem. | ||
| There's something wrong with me. | ||
| You had that NSX. Oh, Jesus Christ! | ||
| It's a Corvette. | ||
| Thank God it's a Corvette, though. | ||
| That Corvette just wiped out. | ||
| Oh, but that's a beautiful car, too. | ||
| Jesus fucking Goosh! | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
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Hey, man. | |
| Remember to sketch the Asian NASCAR driver sex? | ||
| First Asian NASCAR driver. | ||
| So racist. | ||
| Today, I would protest against media of them. | ||
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Look at this! | |
| Look at this! | ||
| Oh, Jesus! | ||
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Boom! | |
| You got one job. | ||
| You're driving a circle. | ||
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Oh, man. | |
| No, those things break, dude. | ||
| Shit goes wrong. | ||
| How about that steering wheel? | ||
| Look at that fucking car. | ||
| Oh, that ain't a Corvette? | ||
| No, that's a different one. | ||
| I guess they have a bunch of fucking accidents. | ||
| That one's on fire. | ||
| Yo, that's no big deal. | ||
| What is that? | ||
| That's like a Batmobile. | ||
| Do you have to run at this point? | ||
| Yeah, you should definitely run. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Damn, this car racing just got... | ||
| Don't you watch any movies? | ||
| What happens at that point? | ||
| You gotta get the fuck out of Dodge before you become a part of the problem. | ||
| I want them to look like actual cars. | ||
| That RA in the front is dope. | ||
| I think racing is fucking probably so unbelievably exciting, but the consequences are absolutely devastating. | ||
| Oh, you die. | ||
| How crazy do you have to be to race a car like that? | ||
| Are they all crazy? | ||
| No, they develop a real good sense of how to control the car. | ||
| And then at a high level, you're around a lot of other people with a really good sense of how to control a car. | ||
| And then you got to mind each other. | ||
| And that was like one of the things about that fucking dude, Ayrton Senna. | ||
| Have you ever seen that documentary on Ayrton Senna? | ||
| He's a Brazilian guy who is a Formula 1 racer who is extremely aggressive. | ||
| I think it's Formula 1. He's a race car driver. | ||
| I don't know much about this stuff. | ||
| I believe that he was Formula 1. But they had a documentary on him. | ||
| It was fucking genius, man. | ||
| It's brilliant. | ||
| He was just this dude who just felt where the car was going at a level, like an understanding that very few people ever get to and he would push it to that fucking limit. | ||
| He like had this feeling for what a car could and couldn't do and he, better than almost anybody of his era, could get the car to that limit and everybody was scared of him. | ||
| That's pretty cool. | ||
| Super dangerous. | ||
| Damn, they got a Porsche 911 GRS. You need to step your game up, Joe. | ||
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Fuck your GT3. See, I don't want to do this. | |
| Yeah, you do. | ||
| Yeah, you do. | ||
| I don't. | ||
| Yeah, you do. | ||
| I definitely don't. | ||
| Your GT3's a damn one step below this. | ||
| It is. | ||
| But I like to go through a canyon at a slightly unreasonable rate of speed. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| Just slightly. | ||
| Hey, slow down. | ||
| That's all I like. | ||
| Let's take it easy. | ||
| I like to hear a rumble. | ||
| I like to downshift. | ||
| I like to feel a car pulling into a corner. | ||
| I don't need to break the law that deep. | ||
| These motherfuckers are crazy. | ||
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Dude, I love me a Ford GT. How often do guys die in racing? | |
| Oh, they die all the time, man. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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I don't think that often. | |
| Two a year? | ||
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Not so much anymore. | |
| Not so much anymore. | ||
| Well, how often? | ||
| They had a bunch of regulations put in place after, like, Dale Earnhardt died for infants. | ||
| What was the main thing that was killing them? | ||
| There's F1. You're talking about NASCAR over F1. What? | ||
| But seriously, sports. | ||
| Stop and think about this. | ||
| What kind of sport, other than race car driving, does, like, one of the number one guys die on the job and everybody's like, well, back to work. | ||
| But they can get really bad wrecks now and they'll walk away from it. | ||
| Is it because of the new technology? | ||
| They're barely moving in those little cockpits. | ||
| Their heads are stuck to the... | ||
| That's actually really good news, man. | ||
| I wish I knew that. | ||
| I do know that. | ||
| Thank you, Jamie. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Well, that's awesome that they figured that out. | ||
| That definitely is a comfort. | ||
| But it's still a dangerous sport. | ||
| A dangerous endeavor. | ||
| And these guys are athletes, for sure, right? | ||
| I would agree. | ||
| It takes a lot of fucking... | ||
| You gotta be tuned in. | ||
| It's exhausting. | ||
| I don't know if I say they're athletes. | ||
| Man, it's physical activity. | ||
| Do you think golf's athletes? | ||
| It's arguable. | ||
| It's not an athlete to the same extent as an MMA fighter or a basketball player or someone who relies on endurance as well as explosive ability. | ||
| Skeptical hippo. | ||
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Skeptical hippo, babe. | |
| This is my thing, Joe. | ||
| This is a physical thing. | ||
| How is this any different if I play a race car game on my couch? | ||
| In a sauna for eight hours. | ||
| You can't die, you fuck. | ||
| Okay, so... | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| What kind of question is that? | ||
| This is real shit. | ||
| If you play a game on your sauna... | ||
| They barely ever die, though. | ||
| They barely ever die. | ||
| Oh, come on, man. | ||
| It's still the thrill of this. | ||
| It's rare they die. | ||
| The terror of getting in an accident, even if you don't think you're going to die. | ||
| So he's jumping through a plane of sport? | ||
| He's jumping through a plane of sport? | ||
| Jumping through a plane. | ||
| Jumping off a plane, sorry. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Is hang gliding a sport? | ||
| Are there competitions about hang gliding? | ||
| You bet your sweet ass there are. | ||
| It's a physical activity. | ||
| See, I think the problem is the definition. | ||
| The definition is, you know, trying to put this in. | ||
| We know what this is. | ||
| This is car racing. | ||
| It's a competition, though. | ||
| But why does it have to be a sport or a game or an endeavor? | ||
| This is fucking car racing. | ||
| This is what it is. | ||
| Like, there's no need to categorize it and decide whether or not it's a sport. | ||
| Hey, man, you're the one that said it was a sport. | ||
| But enjoy it for whatever the fuck it is. | ||
| Hey, man. | ||
| They call it a sport. | ||
| I enjoy the racing. | ||
| It's on Fox Sports 1, bro. | ||
| I mean, it's not on fucking CNN. Money's involved. | ||
| Money. | ||
| Sport. | ||
| Professional. | ||
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Yeah, you gotta call it a sport. | |
| You gotta put it on TV. Professional. | ||
| Poker a sport? | ||
| Competition. | ||
| Yeah, it's on ESPN. Is poker a sport? | ||
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Nah, but I'm just saying. | |
| I'm not gonna argue that. | ||
| Poker on Fox Sports 1? | ||
| Poker's on ESPN. It's a mental sport. | ||
| Is it really? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Okay, that gets weird, right? | ||
| I know, right? | ||
| That gets weird. | ||
| And they do it for hours. | ||
| It takes a lot of focus. | ||
| Dark Frisbee's on ESPN, too. | ||
| Okay, well, then is chess a sport? | ||
| Because chess is more complicated. | ||
| What about Go? | ||
| It's more complicated than chess. | ||
| It's very tough. | ||
| That chess boxing, did you ever see that? | ||
| Oh, that's retarded. | ||
| That's ridiculous. | ||
| Don't do that anymore, guys. | ||
| That's tough. | ||
| Hey, let's stop doing that. | ||
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Hey, let's hit him in the head and then make him do complex math. | |
| Stop. | ||
| Don't do that anymore. | ||
| That's a gimmick, man. | ||
| Sport's tough. | ||
| These fucking cars are so goddamn capable today. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| When you look at cars just a few decades ago, like, car engineering is at an amazing level right now. | ||
| Some sort of really strange place. | ||
| It seems like it's kind of at a standstill. | ||
| What point does this go away? | ||
| At what point does this go away when you have fucking Teslas driving themselves and then you have Ferrari with a thousand horsemen driving themselves? | ||
| Eddie Brown, are you baiting me here, Eddie Brown? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| What the fuck are you doing, man? | ||
| Stand still. | ||
| Stand still? | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| They're still on wheels. | ||
| The wheels are rubber. | ||
| The frames are aluminum. | ||
| They got two headlights. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| They got a steering wheel. | ||
| Well, can we restart it? | ||
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I have to stop it and restart it. | |
| Okay, we're going to restart it. | ||
| We're going to keep going. | ||
| I don't want to stop. | ||
| Let's keep going. | ||
| All right, we're going to take a leak, folks. | ||
| We run out of... | ||
| Our files can only be, like, so long. | ||
| So I don't know what's going on with that. | ||
| This is, like, some shit they're going to laugh about one day. | ||
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It only takes a second. | |
| I just got to... | ||
| It only takes a minute, girl! | ||
| To fall in love. | ||
| We'll be right back. | ||
| You really going to take a break? | ||
| Yeah, fuck it. | ||
| Dude, we're rolling. |
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