June 19, 2016 - The Joe Rogan Experience
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It doesn't make any sense. | |
| Yes! | ||
| We're live! | ||
| We're back. | ||
| Do people even know we're still on? | ||
| Yeah, we came back, folks. | ||
|
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We're the Le Mans of podcasting. | |
| Le Mans. | ||
|
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Le Mans. | |
| Brian, we can't correct you. | ||
| We're trying to watch the Fedor fight. | ||
| We've got to get a new Apple TV up in this bitch. | ||
| We've got this old shit. | ||
| We've got to get the new one. | ||
| The new one has a better remote. | ||
| Oh yeah, I got the new one. | ||
| I tried to use the remote app, but I guess it only works on one Apple TV. You can't use the one you have somewhere else. | ||
| It's not effective. | ||
| What is this, marijuana? | ||
| It's just bad for you. | ||
|
unidentified
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What is this, marijuana? | |
| We're going to watch the Fedor-Fabio Maldonado fight in its entirety. | ||
|
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Entirety, huh? | |
| Yeah. | ||
|
unidentified
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Is it five rounds or three? | |
| I believe it's three. | ||
|
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You can't do it? | |
| Hey, I'll give you the remote. | ||
| If you get panicky, fast forward. | ||
|
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I've seen it, brother. | |
| I know. | ||
| Eddie, did you see it? | ||
| I saw highlights of it. | ||
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You're in for a treat, my mate. | |
| It would almost be more shocking if a guy like him took that much time off and came back and was as good as he's ever been. | ||
|
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But that's what we expect from the greatest heavyweight of all time. | |
| What do you think is going on? | ||
| Do you think it's the same thing that happened to Kane? | ||
| The same thing that happened to anybody at a certain time? | ||
| Your body just hits a point. | ||
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unidentified
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It's just older. | |
| It's just older, man. | ||
| Right. | ||
|
unidentified
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Like, father time does not give a fuck if you're Rush's greatest fighter. | |
| But I will say this. | ||
| When he did throw down, when he was throwing those shots... | ||
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Power's the last thing to go, Eddie. | |
| I don't know anybody who throws those shots. | ||
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unidentified
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What the fuck? | |
| The way he leaps into those shots. | ||
| This chick is coming down in a spider. | ||
| Can you see the power in those shots? | ||
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No, he still has power. | |
| It's the last thing to go. | ||
| That's why heavyweights last so long. | ||
| But he couldn't knock that dude out, though. | ||
| That's strange. | ||
|
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Who the fuck is that? | |
| Let's get a big old spider up here and get this white girl in corners. | ||
| Yeah, that was my idea. | ||
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That's the Russian Lady Gaga. | |
| That's the Russian Lady Gaga right there. | ||
| Well, what I wanted was a little cultural appropriation along with some poisonous spiders, Eddie. | ||
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That's a... | |
| You're lucky a Pepsi wassing in that bitch. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| It's just a black widow. | ||
| What's this message, man? | ||
| Black widows eat their mates. | ||
| It's just like, my pussy's so good that I'll threaten you with the fear of me killing you after I fuck you. | ||
| That's how hot I am with my song. | ||
|
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I mean... | |
| Wait, who's this? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
|
unidentified
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This ain't Fedor, though. | |
| No, this ain't Fedor. | ||
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unidentified
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God, Russia's being some dark shit. | |
| Isn't that the kickboxing gentleman who knocked out Badur Hari? | ||
| Is that who it is? | ||
| Peter Graham? | ||
| Is that Peter Graham? | ||
| You're asking a dude who never watched his kickboxing. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| This chick is still singing. | ||
| This is so strange. | ||
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I'd like to know if she can sing. | |
| Yeah, fast forward this fool. | ||
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Dude, that ain't Peter Graham, is it? | |
| I think it is. | ||
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Ooh, powerful violins. | |
| Violins are a very strong instrument. | ||
| It shows that you have class. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Sophisticated. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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How about the track team? | |
| Not up in here. | ||
| Track team? | ||
| What do you mean? | ||
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The Russian track team's banned from the Olympics. | |
| Oh, a little cheat in here, a little cheat in there. | ||
| Come on! | ||
| Wanna get a little testing? | ||
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They say they're gonna check other sports for Russia, too. | |
| They're gonna be fucked. | ||
| Something like an Olympic dude was tweeting at me saying that I say that steroids and EPO aren't dangerous. | ||
| Contrary to what I say, steroids and EPO are dangerous. | ||
|
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You tell that Olympic guy to suck dick. | |
| Well, anything can be dangerous. | ||
| All that stuff is dangerous if you use too much of it. | ||
| If you redline all that shit, fucking for sure it could be dangerous. | ||
|
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Yeah, anything can be dangerous. | |
| You know what's fucking dangerous, man? | ||
|
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Sugar. | |
| Ibuprofen. | ||
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Really? | |
| Thinning your blood? | ||
| Apparently that stuff... | ||
| No, it's not even thinning your blood. | ||
| It causes all sorts of issues with your body. | ||
| This non-steroidal anti-inflammatory medication that a lot of people take all the time. | ||
| Well, Cameron Haynes was on that shit. | ||
| The dude who's running 100 miles right now. | ||
| He was on that shit. | ||
| And then Rhonda Patrick came on the podcast and was talking about how dangerous it is and all the stuff it does. | ||
| And he had been like... | ||
| He's like, dude, I need it. | ||
| I'm sore all the time. | ||
| Check this out. | ||
| He gets off of it. | ||
| And because he's off of it, apparently, in talking to people that understand it, it affects your gut bacteria when you take too much of it, if you abuse it. | ||
| He was taking 800mg in the morning, 800mg at night. | ||
|
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It's just too much. | |
| 1600 is a lot. | ||
| So it was raising his blood pressure, it was doing all this shit to him, and it was creating inflammation in his gut because he was abusing it. | ||
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Goddamn. | |
| It was fucking with his joints. | ||
| So he gets off of it because of that podcast. | ||
| All the pain that he was taking the fucking medication for in the first place goes away. | ||
| Because the pain had been, partially at least, because of the fact that he was creating inflammation by taking this shit. | ||
| So, I mean, this guy was running so often, it didn't make any sense. | ||
| I don't understand blood pressure. | ||
| I don't understand why do you get high blood pressure, why do you not? | ||
| I don't understand it. | ||
| But I do know that he gets off this ibuprofen, he's doing the same thing in every other way, and all of a sudden, his blood pressure drops. | ||
|
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Jesus. | |
| That's crazy. | ||
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unidentified
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That's nuts. | |
| So this guy who is doing the commentary for this thing apparently was the funniest fucking guy ever. | ||
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Yeah, everyone says he's the best. | |
| I was listening to one thing that he was saying. | ||
| It was hilarious, man. | ||
| I wonder if they would let us listen. | ||
| The UFC would probably pull our shit. | ||
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Really? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| We gotta get permission. | ||
| They don't trust. | ||
|
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You could talk to your boy, Dana. | |
| He'd give us permission. | ||
| Too much danger to be association. | ||
| He'd give you permission. | ||
| Especially on Fight Pass. | ||
| Maybe something like this, right? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Fedor's Fight Pass? | ||
| Damn, I should have asked in advance. | ||
| I don't want to bother him. | ||
| He's got a lot of planning to do. | ||
| How is it that the UFC 200 is still together? | ||
| How is it that something catastrophic hasn't happened? | ||
| That card's too goddamn good. | ||
|
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You just jinxed it. | |
| No, no, no, no, no. | ||
| Not really. | ||
| If that card goes through, though, exactly as planned, it would be... | ||
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Even if two fall out, it's still the best card of all time. | |
| Oh, it's the best card of all time. | ||
| Even if four fall out, we're still good. | ||
| But what I'm thinking is... | ||
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That's what they're doing. | |
| How weird would it be if nothing fell out? | ||
| Like, that's how crazy this fucking sport is. | ||
|
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Nuts. | |
| This sport is so wild and so volatile that you gotta accept the fact, we all do, like when Rumble just pulled out against Glover, we all accept the fact that, man, there's like a certain, there's a certain amount of fights that just are not gonna happen. | ||
| Nothing you can do about it. | ||
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Literally nothing you can do. | |
| It's just part of the sport. | ||
| It's just too crazy. | ||
| It's too dangerous. | ||
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Training's too tough. | |
| Training's too bad on the joints and the neck and God, what did Rumble pull out from that this early? | ||
| What is this, Jamie? | ||
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This is the fight card. | |
| Your first fight of the night's Jim Miller vs. | ||
| Takanori Gomi. | ||
| This is insane. | ||
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Fuck you. | |
| Diego Sanchez and Joe Lozon, bam! | ||
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Second fight of the night. | |
| Musasi, Brunson, third fight. | ||
| That's on Fight Pass pre-cards. | ||
| Have you seen Enrique Martin fight? | ||
| Or Marin, excuse me? | ||
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unidentified
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I have not. | |
| Enrique Marin, the guy who's fighting Sage Northcott? | ||
| I don't know him. | ||
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unidentified
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Enjoy that Sage Northcutt though. | |
| What do you mean by that? | ||
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unidentified
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Meaning Sage Northcutt's gonna rip your face off with his abs. | |
| You're on UFC 200 for a reason. | ||
| It ain't because your name's Enrique Mari. | ||
| Oh, you never know, son. | ||
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You never know. | |
| Sage Northcutt's there for a reason. | ||
| Wow, interesting. | ||
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Great card, though. | |
| Damn, that's the best Fight Pass card they've ever had. | ||
| That's a goddamn amazing Fight Pass card. | ||
| That's the best Fight Pass card ever right there. | ||
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unidentified
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You'll never do better than that. | |
| How about Kat Zingana and Juliana Pena? | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| That's going to be a wild fight, man. | ||
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That main card's fucking nuts. | |
| Cain Velasquez, Travis Brown, Jose Aldo, Frankie Edgar, Misha Tate, Amanda Nunes, Brock Lesnar, Mark Hunt, Daniel Cormier, Jon Jones. | ||
| People are going to have a heart attack, Dana White! | ||
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unidentified
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Nuts. | |
| That's a heart attack card. | ||
| By the time you get to the main event, you're dead. | ||
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You know what's crazy, Joe? | |
| What? | ||
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I'm gonna say it. | |
| Without Brock Lesnar and Mark Hunt, that card's not that big of a banger. | ||
| Pay-per-view-wise. | ||
| It doesn't beat a Conor card or a Ronda card. | ||
| Maybe that's why they brought him in. | ||
| Yeah, that's why they sent that bat signal and Brock Lesnar came in from WWE. There's a reason why they paid that money. | ||
| You know what they did, too? | ||
| They played a very, very smart move strategically. | ||
| Because he's the biggest pay-per-view star of all time. | ||
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Brock Lesnar's the numero uno. | |
| Numero uno. | ||
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With that flat top, good for him. | |
| So when Conor McGregor comes along, and Conor McGregor and the UFC have some sort of a disagreement about things... | ||
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A little bit of beef. | |
| That is their fucking four aces that they laid down. | ||
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But boy, did they pay for it. | |
| Yeah, there's definitely some paying. | ||
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Oh yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| How much? | ||
| How much? | ||
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I don't know. | |
| Probably a lot, right? | ||
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From what I hear, it's the most a fighter's ever been paid. | |
| How much do you think that is? | ||
| Five million. | ||
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Conor makes more than five million. | |
| Conor was the first MMA athlete to ever enter into Forbes. | ||
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Yeah, 30... | |
| Yeah, whatever the fuck he was. | ||
| Top paid athlete in the world. | ||
| Whatever the hell he was. | ||
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Ronaldo's number one. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| And then there was that other guy. | ||
| What's the soccer player? | ||
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Ronaldo's number one. | |
| Yeah, but there's the other guy. | ||
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Messi? | |
| Messi, yeah. | ||
| He's up there, too. | ||
| Ronaldo, that Brazilian soccer player from like 10 years ago? | ||
| Ronaldo's Spanish. | ||
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That's the Brazilian. | |
| Ronaldo's from Portugal? | ||
| Okay, okay, okay. | ||
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Ronaldo's from Portugal. | |
| Do you remember that guy from like 10 years ago, the Brazilian guy, superstar? | ||
| Not that dude. | ||
| There's some badass soccer players these days. | ||
| They make a lot of money, man. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| We don't think about it because in the United States it's not a big sport. | ||
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It's the biggest sport in the world. | |
| It's giant. | ||
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Ronaldo and Messi are number one and number two. | |
| Ian Edwards has been getting me into it. | ||
| I've been trying. | ||
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It's fun. | |
| I mean, it's tough. | ||
| I don't know why I stutter so much. | ||
| Struggle's real. | ||
| So here we go. | ||
| Fenor just walked into the cage. | ||
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That's the top paid athletes in the world? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Fucking good for you, Tiger Woods. | ||
| At fucking number 12, and you're making $46 million a year? | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Because you haven't done shit. | ||
| He's not even competing right now. | ||
| Damn, Cam Newton. | ||
| LeBron James, son. | ||
| 77. Oh, fuck you. | ||
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Fuck you, Joe Flacco. | |
| Joe Flacco, fuck you. | ||
| Holy shit, right? | ||
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Jesus Christ, keep going down. | |
| Damn. | ||
| Well, you're gonna get some money. | ||
| Goddamn, they're like, fuck you. | ||
| But Eli Manning makes more than Joe Flacco. | ||
| This is insane. | ||
| These numbers are bananas. | ||
| Goddamn, Conor McGregor and I. Yeah, Conor McGregor's like 34 or something. | ||
| Go down there, see what it is. | ||
| He's at 22 million. | ||
| Isn't that 34 for some reason? | ||
| There is no 34. Whoa, it's a fucking lucky number. | ||
| They took him out. | ||
| Maybe there was a tie somewhere on the list, probably? | ||
| Where both guys got the same number? | ||
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Hey man, he's on the top 50? | |
| Yeah, maybe he's up there and they just... | ||
| Yeah, he's not on there at all. | ||
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Man, there's no UFC fighter in the fucking... | |
| Well, Conor's down at 22, so I guess it's 100? | ||
| Is it a Forbes 100? | ||
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Is it Forbes 100,000 UFC fighters on there? | |
| There it is, right there. | ||
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There he is, 22 million. | |
| That's interesting. | ||
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A lot of guys in this 20 to 20. He's number one and he's, what is that, 85 in the world in all those sports? | |
| Look at all these people, like Jimmy Johnson makes 22 million dollars a year. | ||
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Wow. | |
| Good for them. | ||
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Canelo, he makes more than Canelo. | |
| Canelo's basically the biggest guy in boxing right now. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, that's interesting, right? | ||
| Well, is he the biggest guy in boxing right now? | ||
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They say he's the biggest draw. | |
| No, he's the biggest draw. | ||
| Name another star, really, in boxing right now that Mayweather's gone. | ||
| Well, Amir Khan before that fight, but that was a big victory for Canelo. | ||
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Canelo's still the bigger draw, though. | |
| Right. | ||
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Numbers-wise. | |
| Miguel Cotto is still a big... | ||
| Miguel Cotto's another example of a guy who's, like, super tatted up. | ||
| And he's a world championship caliber fighter. | ||
| Like, that's real rare back in the day. | ||
| That's a real new thing. | ||
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He's super tatted up. | |
| Yeah, real tatted up. | ||
| And became more and more tatted up as his career went on. | ||
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That's true. | |
| Do you ever see what Homeboy looks like? | ||
| The white dude from Youngstown? | ||
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Oh, you're talking about- Kelly Pavlick? | |
| Kelly Pavlick, yeah. | ||
| Have you seen Kelly Pavlick's tattoos? | ||
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Yeah, he's tatted up. | |
| His whole body's cut. | ||
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Yeah, he's super tatted. | |
| He just went nutty with it. | ||
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You know who's super- Well, he's a young kid. | |
| It's silly. | ||
| It's skateboarding. | ||
| He looks cut. | ||
| Do you see what Bobby Green did? | ||
| Tattooed his head. | ||
| He's got like a dragon on his head. | ||
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Well, okay, there goes- Black guys can do it. | |
| Dude, he looks exactly the same. | ||
| His body looks exactly the same. | ||
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They both got dad bots. | |
| They both got a set of tits on them. | ||
| It's interesting, they're in the neighborhood. | ||
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No, that's the neighborhood, Joe. | |
| I don't know, man. | ||
| If I came over a dude's house and he looked like that... | ||
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Damn, Bobby Green. | |
| There's his head. | ||
| And he had his pants off and his knuckles clenched up, I'd be very nervous. | ||
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Super nervous. | |
| He had some thick shoulders. | ||
| He looks like those... | ||
| Yeah, there's Bobby Green's head. | ||
| Look at Eddie. | ||
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Fedor's never had an ass. | |
| Bobby Green tattooed his whole head. | ||
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Do we know what it is? | |
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
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Professional athlete or bus, my man. | |
| You ain't working at Remax looking like that. | ||
| Looks good. | ||
| He's a good looking guy. | ||
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Yeah, he does. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | ||
| Don't hate. | ||
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I'm not hating. | |
| I'm digging it. | ||
| I'm just saying you gotta make a career out of it. | ||
| Is it a dragon? | ||
| What is that, Jamie? | ||
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Dude, I celebrate that shit. | |
| I have no idea. | ||
| I'm trying to figure it out. | ||
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It looks like some sort of dragon. | |
| Yeah, something like that. | ||
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It looks dope. | |
| Wish I could do that. | ||
| You could. | ||
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No, I won't. | |
| Well, what's his face? | ||
| Jason Ellis has the craziest one. | ||
| He's got a wolf on his head. | ||
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A werewolf. | |
| It's so intense. | ||
| It's so intense. | ||
| Which one? | ||
| Show me. | ||
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Jason Ellis? | |
| You've never seen Jason Ellis? | ||
| Jason Ellis tattooed a wolf on the top of his head. | ||
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Let me see that shit. | |
| A werewolf. | ||
| His whole head is like a wolf. | ||
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Look, look, look, look. | |
| And he's white as fuck. | ||
| There's a bunch of pictures of that, Jamie, where you can see a straight-on shot where you can see the actual wolf. | ||
| That's a wolf, dude. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
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Look at that. | |
| That's his head. | ||
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So intense. | |
| He's so crazy. | ||
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Looks good, though. | |
| I love it. | ||
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Only certain people can pull that off. | |
| He did it. | ||
| He pulled it off. | ||
| It's the same guy to me. | ||
| Look at all these people excited about watching this Fedor fight. | ||
| That might be the new shit. | ||
| Shave your head and tattoo it. | ||
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Or build a body like these guys. | |
| It looks like hair to me. | ||
| Tattoo that fade. | ||
| Tattoo that face. | ||
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Can you imagine? | |
| You have to have a good design, though. | ||
| You can't have a hair design that doesn't go out of style. | ||
| You can't tattoo a mullet. | ||
| What if you have a minion? | ||
| What's going on there? | ||
| What is that? | ||
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Is that Batier or Boozer? | |
| Carlos Boozer. | ||
| Is that real? | ||
| He tattooed his whole head? | ||
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I think it's like spray. | |
| No, he went ahead and spray painted that shit. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| How weird. | ||
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It looks fucking terrible. | |
| I hope that catches on. | ||
| That'd be cool. | ||
| I've seen some really bizarre headpieces that have been done. | ||
| Like, people have, uh, over the last few years, that's been more and more common to do, like, these really crazy art pieces on your head. | ||
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Is it easier for black guys to do it? | |
| I guess. | ||
| I mean, Bobby Greenlee's pretty good on it. | ||
| Well, excuse me, sir. | ||
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Don't fucking do this. | |
| Oh, look at this! | ||
| Look at this! | ||
| We're watching Fedor and Maldonado, and Fedor's just swinging for the fences, man. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| And Maldonado's covering up, and Maldonado's moving. | ||
| Standing right in front of him, and Fedor just blew a giant wad. | ||
| And Maldonado ducked and covered and blocked a lot of that. | ||
| But Fedor definitely unloaded on him. | ||
| So much knockouts! | ||
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Fedor at 39. We've never seen him look like this. | |
| Fedor just swinging, man. | ||
| This is crazy. | ||
| Maldonado's blocking a lot of that stuff. | ||
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I mean, was it the strictest drug test of all time? | |
| Look at their bodies. | ||
| It's hilarious. | ||
| You have to make sure you eat ice cream. | ||
| I checked your blood. | ||
| There's no ice cream. | ||
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Is this real life? | |
| Did everyone eat hot dogs all day? | ||
| Maldonado is bleeding out of the left. | ||
| Oh, there it is! | ||
| Jesus! | ||
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He's out. | |
| Oh my goodness. | ||
| He's out. | ||
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Out, out. | |
| Out, out. | ||
| Oh my goodness. | ||
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They're stopping this thing. | |
| There's some sparks flying there, man. | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
| He's about to stop it. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
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Dude, I'm not even trying to offend one of the pound brown legends of all time, but god damn it. | |
| Yeah, the brain can only take so much. | ||
| The head can only take so much. | ||
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Why do it? | |
| What are you doing? | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| What do you mean you're the closest? | ||
| What are you gonna do in the UFC? Because life outside of this is probably not as fun for him. | ||
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Not if your best friend's fucking Putin. | |
| Putin likes to see victory. | ||
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Putin's his best buddy. | |
| The balls deep in Russian girls is a good time. | ||
| Madarusha. | ||
| Vodka. | ||
| Madarusha. | ||
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Victory. | |
| Madarusha. | ||
| This is a beatdown, man. | ||
| This is an ugly beatdown. | ||
| He's getting boxed up on the ground. | ||
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Look how fucked up he's getting. | |
| They stopped this. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
|
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He's moving. | |
| He's moving still. | ||
|
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Look at him. | |
| Oh my god. | ||
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This part! | |
| Look at this! | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
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They're 100% stopping this in the UFC. Oh my god. | |
| Oh my god. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| I can't believe he's surviving. | ||
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I bet the forums were going nuts when this was happening. | |
| Oh my god. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Maldonado's beating this shit. | ||
| This is worse than I thought it was. | ||
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Way worse. | |
| Oh my god. | ||
| This is horrific. | ||
|
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Oh! | |
| Oh! | ||
| How is he surviving? | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
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What did Fador do against Kane? | |
| Oh, Jesus Christ. | ||
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Excuse me. | |
| Come on, Brandon. | ||
| Look at his back. | ||
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Oh. | |
| Oh. | ||
| Thing is, Fador comes to UFC and they ain't tossing him fucking... | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
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...some normal dude. | |
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| You're getting a monster of flesh. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| This is one of the craziest fights I've ever seen. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
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Oh my god. | |
| How about he's still fucking? | ||
| He's still bobbing that head and moving. | ||
| He must be so determined not to lose like this again. | ||
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Look, he gets dropped again. | |
| The Emperor's a fucking monster. | ||
| Boy, he is taking some horrible shots, man. | ||
|
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The Russian zombie. | |
| You're fucking batshit crazy to think that Russian judge or ref is stopping anything. | ||
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He don't want to die. | |
| If you're a journalist, you write batshit about Fedor, you die. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| It's so weird to watch him like this now and think about when he was in his prime. | ||
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Oh my god. | |
| What are you going to bum us out? | ||
| You know what? | ||
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They just fucking gave that referee a new car. | |
| You know what I mean? | ||
| The mob that's running this show. | ||
| Oh, Jesus Christ! | ||
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Look at this. | |
| Oh my god. | ||
| Maldonado with that nasty apricot. | ||
|
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Maldonado can box too, man. | |
| Fuck yeah, he can. | ||
| Remember when he hurt Glover? | ||
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Yeah, and he got dealt with. | |
| Oh my god. | ||
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Jesus Christ, these uppercuts. | |
| What are they doing? | ||
| That ref said, let's break this up. | ||
| Let's give him a break. | ||
| Put the mouthpiece back? | ||
| What did he do there? | ||
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Put his mouthpiece back in? | |
| I just got him another car. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Oh, uppercut. | ||
| Another one. | ||
| Another one. | ||
| Fedor tried a crazy knee. | ||
| Fedor swings back. | ||
| Exhausted. | ||
| How the fuck is he gonna go three rounds? | ||
| This is incredible. | ||
| Isn't it amazing the power Fedor possesses and has flat ass? | ||
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Have you ever seen such a powerful flat ass? | |
| That's a very good point. | ||
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Right? | |
| Something's going on. | ||
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He's a tiny ass. | |
| Most guys with that much power have fucking cheeks, son. | ||
| Look at how wide his shoulders are. | ||
| Yeah, that's true, too. | ||
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I know, but with no ass, that's where all your power comes from. | |
| Well, you know, the thing is, you don't need that much power. | ||
| You just need to land with power, right? | ||
| Like, the difference between a guy who's got, like, stupid one-punch knockout power. | ||
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Anthony Johnson? | |
| Yeah. | ||
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The thing how explosive he is, though, from the cheeks. | |
| But Fedor's knocked... | ||
| Like, um, what's his face? | ||
| The Grim Reaper. | ||
| Fuck's his name. | ||
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The Grim Reaper? | |
| You know, the dude, um, in, uh... | ||
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Give me a hint. | |
| In Strikeforce. | ||
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You talking about Brett Rogers? | |
| Brett Rogers. | ||
| Right, exactly. | ||
| Didn't he call himself the Grim Reaper? | ||
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I don't think so. | |
| Did he? | ||
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Did he? | |
| Brought up the Grim Reaper Rogers? | ||
| That's a nice ring to it. | ||
| Did I make that up? | ||
| No, that has a nice ring to it. | ||
| Did somebody call him that? | ||
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If he didn't, I hope he comes back and fights as that name. | |
| No, I made it up. | ||
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Doug Grimm. | |
| What's that? | ||
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Doug Grimm. | |
| The Grimm. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Oh, sorry. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
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Doug Grimm. | |
| But he fought. | ||
| Oh my God, look at Fedor's face. | ||
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Jesus Christ. | |
| I think his butt is bigger than you think, Brendan. | ||
| I think it's just the shorts. | ||
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I don't think so. | |
| If he had bikinis on, you would see a little bubble. | ||
| Remember, Brett Rogers knocked out Andrey Olavsky in the first round, and he was looking really good. | ||
| And I think he fought Fedor after that, if I'm correct. | ||
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That's right. | |
| He beat Andre and then fought Fedor. | ||
| And then it was a big, high-profile fight. | ||
| But it was a tough fight for Fedor before he bombed on him with a right hand. | ||
| And that was an interesting fight because one of his trainers was like, Fedor won with his old tricks. | ||
| But really, he needed to be training more. | ||
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And then remember, Brett Rogers fought, uh, Overeem? | |
| Wait, he fought Overeem? | ||
| Overeem would fucking throw him to the mat? | ||
| Yeah, Overeem was terrifying back then. | ||
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They said, hey, Brett Rogers, sweet knockout of Arlowski. | |
| Here's Fedor and Overeem. | ||
| Enjoy this. | ||
| You're gonna go away now. | ||
| You know what I don't enjoy in MMA? That overhead shot. | ||
| Oh, that right hand! | ||
| Oh, Maldonado's got a nice, short right hand. | ||
| Look at that jab. | ||
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Fedor's thinking right now, god damn it. | |
| Wow. | ||
| Maldonado, look at that double jab fake to the face and a jab to the body. | ||
| Nice and loose. | ||
| He's a good boxer, man. | ||
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Yeah, really good boxer. | |
| Oh, barely clipped Fedor on the out. | ||
| Fedor's face is a mess too, man. | ||
| He's such a warrior. | ||
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A walking Russian zombie. | |
| Look at that. | ||
| He tries a flying knee on him. | ||
| He's a savage, man. | ||
| Shows you how far the sports come, though, when I watch this stuff. | ||
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Like, goddamn, it's nuts. | |
| Like, watching Wonderboy, it's nuts, man. | ||
| Oh, it's a different thing? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| But it's also a different weight class as well. | ||
| There's never been anybody in this weight class that can move like Wonderboy. | ||
| Damn! | ||
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He's kicking his ass now. | |
| Oh my god, Fedor, the comeback's strong. | ||
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They're both exhausted. | |
| Yeah, but Fedor was landing some good shots there. | ||
| Ooh, nice leg kick. | ||
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Yeah, Fedor's fucking him up. | |
| Well, here's the diversity of Fedor's attack versus Maldonado's boxing. | ||
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Fedor can throw some hard kicks. | |
| Maldonado's always just been a boxer, though. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, his jiu-jitsu's not that bad. | ||
| He's good at getting back up. | ||
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Mayor Maldonado used to go to the body all the time in the UFC. Is he a brown belt, Eddie? | |
| I don't know what he is. | ||
| Why do I feel like he's a brown belt? | ||
| Fabio Maldonado. | ||
| Jiu Jitsu. | ||
| Find out what he is. | ||
| Oh shit, a high kick? | ||
| See, Fedor can do everything, man. | ||
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This is basically against a heavy bag, though. | |
| He's exhausted. | ||
| He is. | ||
| But, I mean, Fedor's really good at... | ||
| Look at his adjustment. | ||
| He's decided to fight on the outside and start kicking now. | ||
| And then he's found the weakness in Maldonado's range. | ||
| He's fighting way farther apart now. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| Because he got ate up by some of those punches. | ||
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Man, he's got such a good job. | |
| Oh, beautiful. | ||
| So he's coming in with these punches, but he's on the outside with those kicks. | ||
| See? | ||
| Look at this distance. | ||
| He changed the whole distance game. | ||
| I think anyone in the top ten would eat his fucking lunch in the UFC. Maybe now, but goddammit. | ||
| Watching this shit almost makes me upset. | ||
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That's what I'm saying. | |
| I love Fedor, man. | ||
| No, that's what I mean. | ||
| That pride in the UFC didn't come to some sort of an agreement early, early, early on, and we could have seen Fedor, like Crow Cop Fedor, at his best, fight against the best heavyweights, the one he very well may have been. | ||
| The best for quite a few years. | ||
| Most likely was. | ||
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Most likely. | |
| Most likely. | ||
| I mean, it's all speculative until he actually fights a guy like Kane, but goddamn he was good. | ||
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Maldonado is a brown belt. | |
| Ooh, beautiful fucking combination. | ||
| Powerful. | ||
| Ooh, look at that writing. | ||
| Jesus Christ, he looks good. | ||
| That's what I'm talking about, though. | ||
| The guy's not punching back. | ||
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I'm a Fedor fan, too. | |
| But Fedor, he's landing some beautiful shots. | ||
| Who went through more shit? | ||
| You sympathize with him because he beat Fedor's ass and he got tired from it? | ||
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He's exhausted. | |
| He's not doing nothing. | ||
| Fedor got the ass kicking. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| He's the one on the other side of the punishment. | ||
| I got Fedor. | ||
| I mean, he's hitting them with some really good shots towards the end of this round. | ||
| I think it's his round. | ||
| 100%. | ||
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Maldonado hasn't thrown a punch this round. | |
| No, he did in the beginning. | ||
| Look at his face! | ||
| In the beginning, he hit him with good shots, but Fedor's definitely taking over this round. | ||
| 100%. | ||
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That first round, he lost 10-8. | |
| I don't give a fuck if you're from Russia or Egypt. | ||
| At least 10-8. | ||
| It might be 10-7, man. | ||
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It's a 10-6 if we're in fucking Colorado. | |
| It's weird to decide what that is. | ||
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If you're in Vancouver, it's a 10-10. | |
| That was a vicious beatdown, and this round is a perfect example. | ||
| This is not the beatdown that that first round was. | ||
| He's... | ||
| Look at this! | ||
| Maldon auto-clipped him! | ||
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Dropped him! | |
| Maldon auto-fucking-clipped him again! | ||
| And look at Fedor's face, man. | ||
| It's a horror mask. | ||
| Oh, oh, oh! | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Goddamn. | ||
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Fedor's brother's in prison, right? | |
| Pretty sure. | ||
| I think that's what I read last time I read. | ||
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Me too. | |
| It's like one of those MMA news sites had a thing about it, and they interviewed him there. | ||
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Killing bitches or something. | |
| I don't think he killed anybody in the snow. | ||
| I think you're making some shit up. | ||
| I don't know what the fuck happened. | ||
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I don't think he's killing him in the snow, but... | |
| He's a savage. | ||
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He's a super savage. | |
| He blew that ACL out. | ||
| This is when the commentary was at its best. | ||
| I don't know what is going on! | ||
| What the hell is going on in there? | ||
| He fell down, bitch. | ||
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He's trying to create drama when there is none. | |
| Yeah, he's fought fucking five minutes and fifty seconds. | ||
| How about you shut your hole? | ||
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It's his favor at its finest! | |
| Oh my god. | ||
| Man. | ||
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Alright, so Fedor won that round, but that's a 10-9 round. | |
| The last round was 10-8. | ||
| 100%, I agree. | ||
| 100%. | ||
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Even though he got knocked down, he still won? | |
| Yeah, I think he won. | ||
| He got clipped and he went down, but he went right back up. | ||
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You're in mother Russia. | |
| He landed some pretty significant shots. | ||
| It was a close round, but I think I gave it to Fedor. | ||
| But I'm not a judge. | ||
| And I really don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. | ||
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None of us did anything. | |
| I'm terrible at scoring things. | ||
| I don't think tough sport to score. | ||
| I don't think in some cases there should be a winner. | ||
| You know, like the Bosa fight? | ||
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Bosa, yeah. | |
| I feel like that's like... | ||
| That is like... | ||
| To say one guy won and one guy lost, I'm like, God damn, that's so close. | ||
| It's so close, it gets into this gray area. | ||
| I mean, you could say that you thought that Bosa won, and I could say that I thought Oklahoma won, but if you look at it all together, it's like, man... | ||
| It's a guess. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
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It's a toss-up. | |
| It's a great goddamn fight. | ||
| It's so good. | ||
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How tough is he? | |
| Maybe I need to watch it again when I'm sober. | ||
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Yeah, I need to watch the whole fight. | |
| I usually do that. | ||
| I record them. | ||
| I watch them Sunday mornings when we do the companions. | ||
| So this is third round. | ||
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So I have 10-8. | |
| First round for Fabio. | ||
| Wow, Fedor's busted up, man. | ||
| The greatest of all time, right? | ||
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I wonder why he still does it. | |
| The only other guy that's on the argument about the greatest of all time is Kane. | ||
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How dare you? | |
| What about Verdum? | ||
| He beat Fedor. | ||
| He beat Kane. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| What about Stipe? | ||
| Yeah, you know what? | ||
| Stipe has the potential for sure. | ||
| He's like at the door. | ||
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Oh, he has some work to do before he can say he's the greatest of all time. | |
| Oh, no, no, no, no doubt. | ||
| But he's in an advanced place, right? | ||
| Knocked out Verdum in a beautiful one-punch knockout in Brazil. | ||
| Oh, he tagged him! | ||
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Wobbled him. | |
| Left hook. | ||
| Maldonado with a beautiful left hook. | ||
| Goddamn, his boxing is crisp. | ||
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I'd say Maldonado's striking is better this fight. | |
| Looks good, man. | ||
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Yeah, it does. | |
| Looks more crisp. | ||
| Well, he also knows this is a super dangerous opponent. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
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Oh, nice knee to the body by Fedor. | |
| Fedor's still quick as fuck. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Combo. | ||
| Beautiful combo by Fedor. | ||
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He really doesn't drop Maldonado. | |
| Oh, Jesus! | ||
| Maldonado clipped him again with the left hook. | ||
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Backed him up. | |
| That left hook on the outside. | ||
| Oh, the jab! | ||
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Goddamn, Maldonado is a good fucking striker. | |
| You know, it's one of those things where you gotta wonder, like, is this what Fedor wants to do? | ||
| Is this like an exciting fight for him? | ||
| Is he enjoying this? | ||
| Or is this, uh... | ||
| Is it a financial decision? | ||
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Do you feel like it's diminishing his legacy? | |
| No. | ||
| Not to me. | ||
| To me, it's just this is who he is. | ||
| This is not what he's done. | ||
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He's just a fighter. | |
| What he's done is just fucking... | ||
| You can't take that away from him. | ||
| Yeah, I agree. | ||
| I mean, if you go... | ||
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He'll always be pound for pound, one or two for me, heavyweight. | |
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| I think one. | ||
| I think one. | ||
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You think Verdum has a case? | |
| He does have a case. | ||
| But the thing is, I don't know if Fedor was the same guy by the time he got to Verdum. | ||
| I mean, it's total speculation. | ||
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I also think... | |
| You know, guys come along in eras, man. | ||
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I agree. | |
| Because you look at what Kane did, Enver Doom, they're also facing, I think, more well-rounded guys. | ||
| Yeah, good shots of the body. | ||
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But that's the evolution of the sport. | |
| 100%. | ||
| But, you know, when you're looking at all-time greats, don't you think that Muhammad Ali is the greatest boxer of all time? | ||
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I do, for many reasons. | |
| Heavyweight, right? | ||
| But if you, yeah, like for socially, yeah, and what he stood for. | ||
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Crossover, pop culture, all that. | |
| But do you think that he would have survived Mike Tyson, the Mike Tyson that beat Marvis Frazier? | ||
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Yeah, I do. | |
| Maybe. | ||
| But did you ever watch Henry Cooper knock him down? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| They're like the same age. | ||
| When Henry Cooper knocked Muhammad Ali down, and... | ||
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We're talking Muhammad Ali before the draft bullshit. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| This was when he was Cassius Clay. | ||
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No, I'm saying when he's Cassius Clay, he beats Mike Tyson. | |
| Afterwards, it's tough. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
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Yeah, it's tough. | |
| It's hard to say, man. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And that's the thing, right? | ||
| It's like, when do you catch the guy? | ||
| Like, when you look at this Fedor, you can't judge this Fedor. | ||
| in the third round of this fight with Fabio Maldonado, who's been beaten up, his eyes are almost swollen. | ||
| This is just not quite the same guy as the guy who we saw just armbar Kevin Randleman after getting suplexed. | ||
| The guy that we saw come back against Fujita... | ||
| Fujita caught him with a big punch. | ||
| Those Noguera ground and pounds. | ||
| Oh, yeah, man. | ||
| Those Noguera ground and pounds. | ||
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Because remember, Verdum fought in Pride. | |
| And he would have ate fucking Verdum's lunch back then. | ||
| But Verdum now would twist his fucking head off, I think. | ||
| They're a different guy now. | ||
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Yeah, it's hard to say. | |
| Verdum now is still at the very highest level. | ||
| I mean, we've got to see how he rebounds from the Stipe knockout because that was a brutal knockout. | ||
| But before that fight, if you look at his knockout of Mark Hunt, if you look at his submission victory over Kane, you're looking at the best version. | ||
| But then you think about Junior Dos Santos in his prime against Fedor, that's a fucking fight. | ||
| Junior Dos Santos. | ||
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In his prime? | |
| In his prime. | ||
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Before the Kane stuff? | |
| I'll tell you what, dude. | ||
| He looked really fucking good in his last fight. | ||
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He looked great. | |
| He looked really good. | ||
| He looked great. | ||
| Shocking, right? | ||
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Amazing. | |
| Really good. | ||
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Amazing. | |
| I mean, a lot of people thought that Ben Rothwell had the answer to his boxing style. | ||
| You know, Ben is just awkwardness. | ||
| Real awkward and dangerous. | ||
| Like, super dangerous with his knockout power. | ||
| And also, like, really confident. | ||
| You know, Ben is just a real savage. | ||
| And a super experienced guy. | ||
| He's been around for a long time. | ||
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And huge. | |
| Huge. | ||
| Enormous. | ||
| Like, one of the biggest, like, physically biggest guys in the heavyweight division. | ||
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I didn't realize how big he was. | |
| And even at Wayne's, I was like, he's not that big. | ||
| Then when I got knocked on, I was like, Jesus Christ. | ||
| What the fuck am I doing at heavyweight? | ||
| He's so big. | ||
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He's enormous and hairy. | |
| He's so big that there's no doubt he could not make 205. You look at him and go, what? | ||
|
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He's a real heavyweight. | |
| Get the fuck out of here. | ||
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It's not like if he lost three in a row, we're like, hey, what do you think of 205? | |
| No, man. | ||
| What do you think of 300? | ||
| Yeah, he's the argument for the weight class. | ||
| He's got his hands down all the way. | ||
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Boom, boom, boom. | |
| He's exhausted, I think, man. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| His hands are way down. | ||
| But a lot of times he fought like that. | ||
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He never moved like that in prison. | |
| But he's just, you know, I mean, you've got to consider the beating that he took in that first round. | ||
| But if you remember, like, the Crow Cop that used to... | ||
| There it is. | ||
| That's the end. | ||
| That's it? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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I had first round 10-9, second round 10... | |
| I mean, first round 10-8, second round 10-9. | ||
| This round, I don't fucking know. | ||
| He won this round, too. | ||
| It's a draw. | ||
| It seems like a draw. | ||
| I would assume that it's a draw if I was... | ||
| If I didn't know the score. | ||
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He jumped up on the ring like he for sure had it. | |
| Well, you know, he fought well, you know? | ||
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In that first round, he did. | |
| Second, third, he did nothing. | ||
| He faded. | ||
| He was fade. | ||
| He all faded would be an understatement. | ||
| He landed a couple shots in that round, though. | ||
| In that round, he had a flurry. | ||
| Well, Fedor definitely came back in that second, and his range was better. | ||
| Yeah, I would say that that's reasonable to call that a draw. | ||
| If I was watching this and I was objective, there's Nurmagomedov in the house. | ||
| Either it's a draw or Maldonaro won. | ||
| Either it's a draw or Maldonado. | ||
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Yeah, I don't see Fedor winning this fight at all. | |
| I agree. | ||
| Even the damage. | ||
| Well, there's no way that Fedor won the second or the third by any more than 10-9 if he hit the standard scoring system. | ||
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I forgot he dropped him like that. | |
| Left hook. | ||
| He cracked him. | ||
| He cracked him. | ||
| Even in these rounds, he still hurt Fedor more than Fedor hurt him. | ||
| Fedor hit him more? | ||
| Fedor hit him with some good shots in those second and third rounds, but he wobbled Fedor in the second round, right? | ||
| He's landing on the shoulder a lot, too. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, there's a nice right hand. | ||
| Look, it's a good fight, you know, and Maldonado rose the occasion, and for Fedor, this is a very, very difficult fight. | ||
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Dude, did you ever see when Fedor would make paintings and they would sell them on eBay? | |
| Yeah, beautiful. | ||
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They were terrible. | |
| People would buy them. | ||
| Beautiful paintings. | ||
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I even looked at bidding on one. | |
| I was in college and I was like, I want a Fedor painting. | ||
| It was like a smiley face. | ||
| It's a genius move. | ||
| He's an all-time legend right there. | ||
| You have to draw good. | ||
| If you're Fedor, you just fucking just do it. | ||
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Shit, I almost bought it. | |
| It would take my fucking PayPal. | ||
| He's 39 now? | ||
| Is that how old he is? | ||
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Yeah, 39. 30 men, that's it? | |
| He needs to stop. | ||
| All-time legend, man. | ||
| All-time legend. | ||
| How old is Dan Henderson? | ||
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Dan Henderson is 45. Dan Henderson, the goddamn American treasure. | |
| Just knocked out Hector Lombard. | ||
| By the way, Dan Henderson. | ||
| Did fight for a world title. | ||
| By the way, knocked out Fedor. | ||
| Don't forget that. | ||
| That's fucking right. | ||
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Strikeforce, Fedor. | |
| He throws that hook, he misses, and he comes back with the elbow. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| That was some shit you can't even put in a movie. | ||
| Can't put that in a movie. | ||
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No. | |
| People would go, shut up. | ||
| And why does he move so stiff? | ||
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In the movies, people would be like, I don't believe that this guy can hit that hard. | |
| Look how he moves. | ||
| These are Fedor's paintings. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
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Oh shit, he stepped his game up. | |
| Now that he retired, he's a little more detailed. | ||
| Eddie, look up there. | ||
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No, I don't want that fucking fat-ass squirrel. | |
| Tweety Bird's beautiful. | ||
| That's a beautiful Tweety Bird. | ||
| Look at those cute little girls. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| He's had way worse ones. | ||
| I didn't want these. | ||
| These are too good. | ||
| Let me tell you something, man. | ||
| We all miss... | ||
| Oh, I want that sad gnome. | ||
| He's drawing this shit? | ||
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I want that sad gnome because it looks like his face. | |
| That's crazy. | ||
| Listen, man. | ||
| We all miss something in our world by Brock Lesnar and Fedor Never Fighting. | ||
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I agree. | |
| We all miss something. | ||
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100%. | |
| We miss a little piece of life. | ||
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It's not too late. | |
| It's not too late. | ||
| That could have been really interesting, man. | ||
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It could still happen. | |
| It could definitely still happen. | ||
| I mean, Fedor just won this fight, and if Brock wins his fight, which is certainly a big if, and if the UFC decides to sign Fedor after this fight, because to the fans, like, this is a really tough fight, but he won. | ||
| It's still not a loss, you know, after you wait a few months. | ||
| I'm just saying, if I was a salesman, Which I kind of am. | ||
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That's your thing. | |
| That's what I would say. | ||
| I would say, let's fucking do this. | ||
| It's over. | ||
| We've always wanted to see this. | ||
| Let's do this. | ||
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I want to see you in 2003. By the way, give him a fucking USADA exemption. | |
| Stop playing games. | ||
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Stop playing games. | |
| Give him some tribulus root. | ||
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Let him take whatever he wants. | |
| Let him take whatever he wants. | ||
| He's fighting Brock Lesnar. | ||
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Oof. | |
| Let him take whatever he wants. | ||
| Let him get some of that baboon. | ||
|
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Goddamn, that reporter's enormous. | |
| That's a big reporter. | ||
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Jesus. | |
| Hey, bro! | ||
| He's like, why don't you fight, dude? | ||
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Get smaller. | |
| I'd like to see him and Fedor go at it after that. | ||
| Yeah, you fucker. | ||
| It's Fedor's dad. | ||
| Giant-ass gorilla. | ||
| Goddamn. | ||
| Who is that guy? | ||
| Look at his hands. | ||
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Jesus. | |
| They're enormous. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| That could be Andrew Carellin. | ||
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Remember that guy? | |
| It's definitely not, though. | ||
| Carellin looks, like, way harder. | ||
| He's terrifying-looking. | ||
| Cool mic. | ||
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Talking about that Pepsi mic? | |
| Is that what that is? | ||
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No, I don't know what the fuck it is. | |
| Pepsi mic? | ||
| That's the ultimate ad space right there. | ||
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It's that Pepsi Wasp mic. | |
| It's right on the mic. | ||
| Fuck the interview. | ||
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Look at this shit. | |
| God, look at Fader, man. | ||
| Well, the UFC has like a... | ||
| We have like a little UFC logo. | ||
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But that's the show. | |
| That's the show. | ||
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And like a network. | |
| Yeah, but when you have... | ||
| What if the UFC had a monster mic? | ||
| Can you imagine that? | ||
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It'd be sick. | |
| But when I do interviews for Fox, if it's FS1, it says it on the... | ||
| It says Fox on the little thing. | ||
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Nothing wrong with that, but like a sponge, like tie. | |
| But what do you think that is? | ||
| Is that a station? | ||
| What is that on his mic? | ||
| I think that's Russian Pepsi. | ||
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Isn't it? | |
| Look at that. | ||
| It's gotta be. | ||
| Or they just like the same colors. | ||
| Brendan Schaub, if you were Fredor's friend, what would you tell him right now? | ||
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I would give him a way harsher talk than he gave me. | |
| I would fucking, like, hey man! | ||
| Because I'm sure he has options. | ||
| In Russia, he's a living legend. | ||
| He's like Brad Pitt in Russia, you know what I'm saying? | ||
| Did you know that there's like, someone was saying something crazy, someone sent something to me on Twitter about him fighting Valuov next? | ||
| That seven foot tall Russian boxer? | ||
| Is that bullshit? | ||
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I mean, if he takes him down, sure. | |
| It's just a circus now, though. | ||
| It's just a fucking circus now. | ||
| Hey, that's the way it is. | ||
| He'll end up in Vegas. | ||
| He's going to end up fighting giant dudes who don't know shit in Vegas. | ||
| Remember, he did that twice. | ||
| He fought Zulu, who was a huge guy, but really fat. | ||
| But then he fought Hongman Choi, who was like a 7'1 guy. | ||
| He was enormous, right? | ||
| He could do that in Vegas, dude, at the Mirage. | ||
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I don't think you'd sell tickets. | |
| Dude, he'll fight every weekend. | ||
| Are you not going? | ||
| You'd have to fight three dudes at night. | ||
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I'd be in the front row. | |
| Friday, Saturday, Sunday. | ||
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We'd do a live fight companion from that bullshit. | |
| That would be the shit. | ||
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Be a live fight companion? | |
| If we ever get hired by a casino to do a fight companion in a large space... | ||
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Guarantee we're not for now. | |
| Oh my god, we're gonna get drunk. | ||
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Someone's going to kill us for our crazy opinions. | |
| What was I asking in this research? | ||
| I caught Valuev and I don't know if you want me to look up. | ||
| Whether or not Fedor is rumored to be fighting Valuev next. | ||
| Because someone was saying that on Twitter. | ||
| Can you believe he's going to fight Valuev? | ||
| And I was like, what? | ||
| I think it was Twitter. | ||
| Reddit somewhere. | ||
| I don't remember where I read it. | ||
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He just needs to stop. | |
| Well, maybe. | ||
| Does he need to stop, or does he need to do whatever the fuck he wants to do? | ||
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Oh, he needs to do whatever the fuck he wants to do. | |
| This is probably more fun for him. | ||
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That did not look fun. | |
| I'm telling you, man. | ||
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He got dealt with in that fight. | |
| But came back strong as fuck in that second round. | ||
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Still got dropped again. | |
| This is the first real challenge that he's had. | ||
| The first guy just could not grapple with him. | ||
| Takes that guy down, dominates him on the ground, ground and pounds him. | ||
| This fight, he gets tested. | ||
| So what he's got to do now, for sure, Just take some fucking time off. | ||
| Take a long time off. | ||
| I think he's taking enough time off. | ||
| You've got to heal up and get your ass back. | ||
| You don't got that much time. | ||
| But that's not what I'm saying. | ||
| I agree with you 100%, but I think he's got to take some time off from that beating. | ||
| He took a beating, dude. | ||
| You can't just jump right back in. | ||
| You'll still be suffering. | ||
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Remember what Stipe did to Maldadonna? | |
| Remember that? | ||
| Yeah, I do. | ||
| I do. | ||
| I do. | ||
| Steve is a monster, dude. | ||
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He starched him. | |
| He congratulated him in the ring after this. | ||
| Oh, Value of did? | ||
| And that's about, I don't see anything about a fight. | ||
| But there was some weird thing where they cut to Value of and he made a face. | ||
| Because Fedor was making some sort of a speech. | ||
| And they cut to Value of. | ||
| I'm just speaking out of like, you know... | ||
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Bullshit rumor. | |
| Well, also, like, if I had to be skeptical, I would say. | ||
| That's probably what they do. | ||
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Was Putin there? | |
| That's what it says. | ||
| It says many notable people came to congratulate him, including Nikolai Vayuev and more notably Vladimir Putin. | ||
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Yeah, Putin and him are boys. | |
| Are you scared if Hillary Clinton wins? | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
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I'm more scared if Donald Trump wins. | |
| More scared? | ||
| Either way, you know what? | ||
| This is what I think. | ||
| Hillary Clinton, a million percent, is going to win. | ||
| Donald Trump, they're not going to let him be president. | ||
| That was just a big distraction. | ||
| They put him in there to make sure Hillary wins. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| No way is Donald Trump going to be president. | ||
| That is not going to happen. | ||
| Hillary is going to be the president. | ||
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It's all set. | |
| Tower 7, Hillary. | ||
| What do you think? | ||
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You think the election was rigged with Bernie Sanders in California and Hillary? | |
| You think it was rigged? | ||
| You look into it at all? | ||
| You didn't look into it? | ||
| I did not think it was rigged. | ||
| There's definitely some sort of a problem with... | ||
| There was votes that weren't counted, right? | ||
| Yeah, that's pretty much true. | ||
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They got busted. | |
| Hold on, sir. | ||
| And then boom, Orlando. | ||
| Hold on, Eddie. | ||
| Say that again? | ||
| A friend of mine who I follow on Facebook, he was really big in the Bernie campaign, following a lot of it, posting things all throughout the last couple of months. | ||
| He was even making posters that were going viral online for it, helping voters for registrations and whatnot. | ||
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His vote wasn't counted. | |
| And it said because he didn't sign this thing. | ||
| And he is adamant that he 100% followed everything to the T, double-checked all this stuff. | ||
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And they're telling him his vote won't be counted 100%. | |
| So what's the conspiracy? | ||
| The conspiracy theory is that Hillary's campaign is actively suppressing votes. | ||
| Is it that... | ||
| Or is it that there's a bunch of people that are zealous and they identify with the Hillary party and they work in some way, shape, or form in counting votes and they've decided to... | ||
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It means your vote doesn't count. | |
| That's what that means. | ||
| Everyone's all happy. | ||
| Oh, I voted. | ||
| If you didn't vote, don't fucking complain. | ||
| Guess what? | ||
| Your vote didn't count. | ||
| Right. | ||
| No, I totally get that. | ||
| But I'm saying, like, what do you think is the mechanism? | ||
| Like, what's actually happening here? | ||
| Is it because they think that... | ||
| Hillary's part of the club. | ||
| So Hillary, it's like there's some sort of concerted effort to make her win, even though they know she wasn't winning. | ||
| She's part of the team, man. | ||
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So she's going to win no matter what. | |
| Here's the question. | ||
| Here's the real question. | ||
| Who's doing that and how is that? | ||
| Is it the people that are working in the campaign offices and in the election offices? | ||
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Or is it the government? | |
| Well, the people that are working in the election offices, the people that count elections, right? | ||
| They count results. | ||
| They must have some kind of political bias, right? | ||
| They must. | ||
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I mean, people do, right? | |
| Everyone does. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Some people are just naturally democratic. | ||
| Some people are naturally conservative. | ||
| They'd have to. | ||
| How do they account for that when it comes to something like this? | ||
| What is the excuse? | ||
| What is the reason they're saying why these votes weren't counted? | ||
| Provisional ballots is something I've heard come up a lot, and they're going to be counted over an extended period of time, but they've already made calls for things, so I don't know how that fucks it up. | ||
| But the dude you know said that his stuff wasn't signed, right? | ||
| They said he wasn't signed? | ||
| Did you take a photo of it before? | ||
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There's a screenshot I saw. | |
| I think that he said he's got even eyewitnesses that saw him sign it or something. | ||
| But he has a screenshot of him with his sign. | ||
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I'm sorry, not a screenshot of that. | |
| It was a screenshot of the response, the voter registration thing that said his vote wasn't being counted. | ||
| A whistleblower came out and made a video. | ||
| She made a video and explained everything, how they trained her, what to do. | ||
| What they did is... | ||
| Supposedly, this is what she said, that they told her that anybody, because you could vote for a candidate but not be part of a party. | ||
| You could just say, I'm not Democrat, I'm not a Republican, whatever, there's a name for it. | ||
| No political whatever representation. | ||
| I don't know what the fuck it is, but you're that third class. | ||
| So most of those people were voting for Bernie, so they weren't Democrat or Republican, so they were on that third pile, and that third pile, none of those votes got counted. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| That's what the conspiracy theory is. | ||
| And that's huge shit. | ||
| Huge, huge... | ||
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That's not good. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Your vote doesn't count. | ||
| Well, that's also what happened during the Al Gore-George W. elections, where they said that if you actually counted the real numbers of people that voted, like all that dangling Chad bullshit, if you actually count the actual results after they sorted it all out, Al Gore won. | ||
| He won the election. | ||
| I mean, this is pretty well established. | ||
| But it's one of those things where you know how a referee stops a fight for the wrong reason? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Once they stop the fight, the fight stopped. | ||
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Yeah, it's nothing you do. | |
| It's kind of the same thing with calling a president. | ||
| They're so terrified of this idea of losing the power that they get from controlling the leader of the world, which is exactly what it is when you just decide that someone's a president. | ||
| If you got to a point where you're like, this is so stupid, why are we still having presidents? | ||
| And everybody agreed. | ||
| There'd be no one person that would have that position of power. | ||
| They're so terrified of that. | ||
| That even in some sort of a crazy dispute where Al Gore may or may have not, obviously I didn't count them, but if you count them all up and you listen to a lot of the people that did, they said that Al Gore won that election. | ||
| He should have won that election. | ||
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That's crazy. | |
| And like, we're not even going to entertain it. | ||
| We're just not even going to entertain it. | ||
| And Al Gore backs away. | ||
| And didn't the same thing happen with Kerry? | ||
| Didn't the same thing happen with Kerry? | ||
| There was like some dispute as to whether or not Kerry won or didn't. | ||
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I thought Al Gore was a for sure, but then Kerry was close, but didn't win. | |
| I think Kerry was an issue too. | ||
| There was some sort of a dispute with Kerry too. | ||
| I think with all those guys, it's like the game is so fucking wacky. | ||
| The game of controlling the geopolitical power of the world and controlling the greatest nation the world has ever known and the best people we can get are the people that we're voting on right now. | ||
| It's ridiculous. | ||
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Well, the smartest people aren't going to run for president. | |
| Watch a documentary on YouTube called Behind the Iran-Contra Affair. | ||
| You'll get to see... | ||
| This is all public shit. | ||
| The Iran-Contra Affair, that shows you how people get honeydicked. | ||
| It shows you everything. | ||
| Watch that and the Clinton Chronicles. | ||
| The Clinton Chronicles and Behind the Iran-Contra Affair. | ||
| It's fucking nuts. | ||
| Well, we don't have to go to that. | ||
| The Iran-Contra Affair is undeniable. | ||
| It's one of those... | ||
| The Iran-Contra Affair is one of those conspiracy theories that's so legit and so verified and so proven that it opens the door to a lot of other stuff. | ||
| Because you go, well, wait a minute. | ||
| How the fuck did they think they could pull off this? | ||
| How did they sell drugs in the L.A. ghettos to fund these crazy military operations in other countries? | ||
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Dude, what they did... | |
| They sold drugs in the ghetto. | ||
| Make profit? | ||
| Here's the thing. | ||
| Gangsters. | ||
| There's like two dozen people running all that shit. | ||
| Yeah, not that many. | ||
| That's one of the things the CIA guys, when you get to know them and you start communicating with them, you realize, okay, there's some cowboys that realize they're kind of operating on their own, and they realize they can make a lot of money, and they went for it. | ||
| I think that's what happened. | ||
| They have deep military connections. | ||
| It's the military that makes it happen. | ||
| I think that happened in a lot of cases. | ||
| And there's a lot of dudes who sold drugs and did all kinds of other shit because there's a lot of other people doing it. | ||
| And they're like, fuck these people. | ||
| Why should these people make this money? | ||
| And we can take this money and we can go do some other shit. | ||
| And they got caught with it. | ||
| They got caught funding the war with the Contras and the Sandinistas in Nicaragua. | ||
| That was during the Oliver North trials. | ||
| All that crazy shit. | ||
| Dude, it was bananas. | ||
| How about they got caught busted? | ||
| There's like... | ||
| Here it is right here. | ||
| Five people involved. | ||
| Was the 2004 election stolen? | ||
| Republicans prevented more than, what does that say, 350,000 votes in Ohio? | ||
| An article written by Robert F. Kennedy Jr., published in Rolling Stone. | ||
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Robert Kennedy Jr.? | |
| Yeah, so you see, there's always these debates and disputes about elections, but I think at a certain point in time, as a people, we have to come to this conclusion, this idea of giving all the power to one group like this, it's intoxicating. | ||
| It's dangerous. | ||
| It's not good for them. | ||
| It's not good for us. | ||
| It's not good for anybody. | ||
| We shouldn't have these groups that have so much power over what you do or what you don't, and especially, like, what the fuck happens with the future of the world? | ||
| Like, who are these people? | ||
| Like, why? | ||
| Why do they... | ||
| Because we decide, because everybody raises their hand, they point to a guy, that guy gets to choose. | ||
| This is madness! | ||
| We're going to stop doing that. | ||
| It's so gangster. | ||
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It's old school for sure. | |
| The Iran-Contra scandal was when Ronald Reagan was president and George Singer was vice president. | ||
| George Singer was vice president. | ||
| He was the former director of the CIA. He's right there, vice president. | ||
| An actor is the fucking president. | ||
| That's when George Bush was running all kind of games with the CIA. They got caught selling arms to Iran through Israel. | ||
| We were supposedly, those were our enemies. | ||
| And then they said it was because they needed to free the hostages. | ||
| So that's why they were selling arms to them. | ||
| That sounds like a reasonable deal. | ||
| Sell them some old shit and light them up. | ||
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Sweet guns, check these out. | |
| They were just making money. | ||
| The guys that were handling the deals, they were just skimming all the money. | ||
| And they got busted. | ||
| So the guys that got indicted, those like four dudes, as soon as George W. Bush, or George, not W., George Sr. became president, he pardoned all those guys. | ||
| He let them all out of jail. | ||
| It's gangster. | ||
| They know where he sleeps. | ||
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Fuck. | |
| They're gangsters, dude. | ||
| And it's public knowledge and no one can do anything about it. | ||
| And you just can't do shit about it. | ||
| So crazy. | ||
| Like, you can't do anything about any of that shit. | ||
| That shit was all public knowledge. | ||
| They had the hearings in front of Congress on public television for two or three weeks. | ||
| It was huge! | ||
| Yeah, I remember it. | ||
| They got busted! | ||
| And guess what? | ||
| Guess what? | ||
| George Singer became president. | ||
| How about that? | ||
| How about that for a gangster move? | ||
| He became president. | ||
| And then he got his retard son to become president. | ||
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How gangster is that? | |
| He wasn't retard. | ||
| He just wasn't as smart. | ||
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But how about this? | |
| How about this? | ||
| He was vice president when all that shit happened, so when those dudes got busted, he pardoned him once he became president, and the guy responsible for allowing all the drugs to come in illegally through the CIA was Bill Clinton in Arkansas while he was the governor. | ||
| Guess what? | ||
| After George Sr.'s president, Bill Clinton takes over. | ||
| He was next. | ||
| He hooked him up. | ||
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What's up? | |
| He said, hey, let us run this shit through your goddamn state, and we'll hook you up. | ||
| We'll let you be president for a few years. | ||
| What about that? | ||
| It's hard to argue with the raw facts of me in Arkansas. | ||
| That whole Barry Seals connection. | ||
| Watch the Clinton Chronicles. | ||
| Watch that shit on YouTube. | ||
| The Clinton Chronicles. | ||
| You'll see how when Bill Clinton was governor of Arkansas, he was gangster. | ||
| He was the most gangster. | ||
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I love me some Bill Clinton. | |
| Oh, dude. | ||
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Dude, I love Mr. Bill Clinton. | |
| He's getting his dick sucked in the White House from random chicks. | ||
| That's nothing. | ||
| They know Bill Clinton. | ||
| Bill Clinton, that's all he cared about was pussy. | ||
| That's all he cared about. | ||
| And there's whistleblower after whistleblower. | ||
| That's what he was known for. | ||
| He got down. | ||
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Clinton Chronicles. | |
| Clinton Chronicles. | ||
| He was a beast. | ||
| Dude, he was like, what's his name? | ||
| Jimmy Soprano? | ||
| What's that guy's name? | ||
| Tony. | ||
| How many guys do you think have done coke in the White House? | ||
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They brought it in. | |
| They had the best shit. | ||
| They brought it in. | ||
| They dealt it. | ||
| They brought it in. | ||
| Okay, how many people do you think? | ||
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What? | |
| Has anybody ever smoked a joint at the White House? | ||
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You're crazy, I don't think Obama's smoking joints at night. | |
| No, you know what? | ||
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I don't know so much weed, but for sure coke and a lot of scotch. | |
| What kind of paranoia do you think that he would get if he was smoking weed at night? | ||
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He would sleep at night. | |
| What's that? | ||
| David Cross admits to snoring cocaine at the White House. | ||
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He won't be back. | |
| He won't be back. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| They don't even give a shit. | ||
| The White House don't care. | ||
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He's a comic, right? | |
| I'm not really shocked by that. | ||
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They don't give a fuck. | |
| No, I'm sure he's telling the truth. | ||
| Everybody knows the CIA is doing all these covert operations. | ||
| The world champions of the NFL, NBA, there's some snorting going on. | ||
| That's amazing that they would fucking bring Coke into the White House. | ||
| That is such a ballsy move. | ||
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Are they going to pat down the celebrities? | |
| Dude, the people that are running, the elite, they're partying harder than anybody. | ||
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Who is? | |
| Eyes wide shut? | ||
| It's just like that. | ||
| It's real, bro. | ||
| It's a documentary. | ||
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I want to hit it. | |
| It's on YouTube. | ||
| No, it's at the library. | ||
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No. | |
| Like, where else are you going to watch this shit? | ||
| I don't watch my shit on YouTube. | ||
| I watch it on science.com. | ||
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That's what I watch it on. | |
| That's like Hulu, Amazon. | ||
| Okay, not YouTube. | ||
| What are you watching on YouTube? | ||
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Dude, you do some bullshit. | |
| Dude, I watch everything on YouTube. | ||
| Wait a minute. | ||
| What exactly? | ||
| What were we just talking about? | ||
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What was the documentary? | |
| No, when people say, he says YouTube, and then did you watch it on YouTube? | ||
| It's like, where else are you going to fucking watch it? | ||
| Hulu? | ||
| Yeah! | ||
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Fucking yeah! | |
| Hulu's a fine platform. | ||
| I don't know where you're going with this. | ||
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Not YouTube! | |
| Not YouTube! | ||
| Snoop Dogg says he smoked marijuana in the White House without Obama. | ||
| Without Obama. | ||
| Yeah, probably. | ||
| That's a good move. | ||
| No, it's on YouTube, man. | ||
| I don't believe it. | ||
| If it was on Vimeo, I would believe that. | ||
| Or CNN.com. | ||
| What, Jamie? | ||
| I need a CNN app. | ||
| I want to believe that shit. | ||
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That's all Willie Nelson does. | |
| I wish Brian Callen didn't leave. | ||
| Then you and him could get into it. | ||
| Oh, me too. | ||
| Hey, I don't even want to get in or what. | ||
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Your whole Clinton conspiracies, Brian would wreck. | |
| He loves Clinton. | ||
| I'm done with the Tower 7. What fascinates me more. | ||
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You're over it. | |
| What fascinates me more is... | ||
| How people can watch that shit and still not believe it, that's more fascinating. | ||
| What's behind that shit? | ||
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I think it's the YouTube pledge. | |
| That's what I want to know. | ||
| That's what I want to know. | ||
| It's like, fuck. | ||
| How the fuck? | ||
| What does that happen? | ||
| How do you get hypnotized? | ||
| You could see that shit coming down, but yet you still think it came down by fires. | ||
| That is more fascinating. | ||
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I had people reach out to me, bro, how do you make fun of your buddy's beliefs like that? | |
| It's no different. | ||
| Like, hey man. | ||
| I'm not offended at all. | ||
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I'm not making fun of him. | |
| It's a conversation. | ||
| We're just debating. | ||
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I don't believe in dragons. | |
| You guys don't make fun of me. | ||
| I'm looking into hypnotism, man. | ||
| I want to know everything about that shit. | ||
| I want to know about MKUltra and all mind control stuff. | ||
| That's what I'm into. | ||
| That shit works. | ||
| Dope headlights on that car. | ||
| Look at that shit. | ||
| This Formula One car? | ||
| That's the Hazards, man. | ||
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That's that Porsche, son. | |
| That thing is insane. | ||
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That's that 979 whatever RSR. 918? | |
| Is that what it is? | ||
| The new one? | ||
| Look at that thing. | ||
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Those tires can't be cheap. | |
| You know what? | ||
| There's a weird thing that happens when they switch to these insane shapes. | ||
| Those tires can't be cheap. | ||
| How much do you think each of those tires cost? | ||
| $500? | ||
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Oh, fuck you. | |
| More than that. | ||
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No, way more. | |
| Those are slicks. | ||
| They're sponsors. | ||
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Oh, no, no. | |
| They don't pay for them. | ||
| No, but if you had to pay for them, $500. | ||
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More than a granite tire. | |
| Do they go through it in like fucking half an hour? | ||
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More than a granite tire for those things. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Because they have to be ready to go over 200 miles an hour and not burn. | ||
| Those things are insane. | ||
| They're all slicks, you know. | ||
| They don't have any tread on them. | ||
| That's the thing about those tires. | ||
| They're like this really soft, sticky component. | ||
| And so they kind of like drive with them and heat them up and move around with them. | ||
| And then once they heat them up real good, they become super adhesive. | ||
| Yeah, real sticky. | ||
| And you could just take these... | ||
| Doesn't that slow you down? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
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It grips to the road like a gecko. | |
| It's way better because you don't get as much tire spin. | ||
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See, Jamie, that's NASCAR, dog. | |
| I'm talking about F1, son. | ||
| It's got to be very simple. | ||
| Okay, let's see. | ||
| $350 to $450 each. | ||
| I told you! | ||
| Racing teams don't buy their tires. | ||
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They lease them. | |
| I told you! | ||
| They lease them from Goodyear, the official tire supplier of NASCAR, on race day. | ||
| Each team is allowed to lease 16 sets of four tires. | ||
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Whoa! | |
| Go to Discount Tire! | ||
| Look how crazy that's. | ||
| 16 sets. | ||
| It takes them 16 sets of fucking tires. | ||
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Oh, that's a lot of fucking... | |
| Well, that's because those things are super gummy, man. | ||
| So, like, the really good racers, they know when their tires are, like, ready to go. | ||
| They start feeling the slippage. | ||
| They start... | ||
| They're so sensitive, and it's, like, really like their ass. | ||
| Like, their ass and their feet and their hand connected to the wheel. | ||
| They go, oh, this bitch is slipping just a little bit more than it did the last lap. | ||
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How's that back, Eddie? | |
| Yeah, me too. | ||
| Would you want to try one of these chairs? | ||
| Do you think this would be better, or does that one allow you to lean back a little bit more? | ||
| What's better? | ||
| This is a good one. | ||
| I mean, we've sat here seven hours already. | ||
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I'm going to have to get going pretty soon, brother. | |
| This is ridiculous. | ||
| Why are we still doing this? | ||
| How much time do we do? | ||
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We've been going since 7.30. | |
| How much time do we do? | ||
| This is going to be a five-hour podcast. | ||
| That's so ridiculous. | ||
| Let's break it up into two pieces. | ||
| Part one, part two. | ||
| God, we're so ridiculous. | ||
| We should shut the fuck up. | ||
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Just a couple guys having fun, man. | |
| See, look at this guy sliding backwards. | ||
| Tell me that looks like a good time. | ||
| This guy slamming into one. | ||
| He's Asian. | ||
| You don't know that. | ||
| You're just being rude. | ||
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There are no Asian NASCAR drivers, though. | |
| That's a good point. | ||
| Yeah, we thought about that shit in 2003. You're guaranteed a wreck! | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| That brings in the people. | ||
| That's what they want to see. | ||
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Bro, he's 61 years old. | |
| No wonder he's fucked. | ||
| He's saying shit. | ||
| NASCAR should go for that. | ||
| What's that? | ||
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There's just one? | |
| You're talking about the exception? | ||
| How dare you, Eddie Bravo. | ||
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You don't even research. | |
| Yeah, Eddie. | ||
| He probably crashes more than anyone. | ||
| Shut the fuck up! | ||
| I'm sorry, Asians. | ||
| I'm sorry out there. | ||
| We're just joking around, folks. | ||
| It was an old sketch that we did on The Man Show that got rejected. | ||
| It's a long day. | ||
| A lot of podcasting. | ||
| All right, folks. | ||
| So I guess that's it. | ||
| We'll wrap this up. | ||
| I hope you guys enjoyed the fuck out of it. | ||
| We did. | ||
| I enjoyed the fuck out of it. | ||
| Eddie Bravo, your gangster for getting here. |
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