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May 16, 2015 - The Joe Rogan Experience
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Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - May 16, 2015 (Part 2)
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brendan schaub
14:20
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joe rogan
24:38
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aubrey marcus
02:11
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eddie bravo
01:01
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joe rogan
Back up, ladies and gentlemen.
Powerful Frankie, the answer.
unidentified
Edgar.
Frankie!
joe rogan
Who's got more heart than this motherfucker?
How about nobody ever?
I mean, you might have as much heart as him, but that's all that's available.
As a human, that's all that's available.
aubrey marcus
There's no room for anything else in there.
joe rogan
You can get to the top.
If you get to the top, you've got Frankie Edgar heart.
But you don't ever get to more than Frankie Edgar heart.
That level doesn't exist on the game.
But Uriah Faber, man.
Uriah Faber's got some fucking mad heart too, dude.
That Aldo fight, that guy took bombs from Aldo.
Leg kick after leg kick after leg kick.
Boom, boom, boom.
Made it five rounds.
After it's over, his leg swells up like more than twice the size of the other leg.
He took all these Twitter photos.
That was terrifying, man.
aubrey marcus
And Faber's a gamer, too.
Everybody who trains with him says he's better in the cage than he is in training.
joe rogan
He just brings it.
He's game as fuck.
He's an animal, man.
Uriah Faber's an animal.
But I was so impressed with Frankie against Cub.
aubrey marcus
Me too.
joe rogan
I was like, Jesus Christ, he's so relentless.
I mean, he would not stop.
Just wouldn't stop.
And you could see Cub, there was a certain point in the fight where he was just like...
Fuck.
Like, what is this guy made out of?
He just doesn't get tired.
He doesn't get tired, cardio for days, nobody works harder, and unstoppable heart.
Have you watched those Gray Maynard fights?
Dude, he got hit with bombs!
aubrey marcus
Some of the best fights ever.
joe rogan
Oh my god, the two first rounds of the two second fights.
brendan schaub
Talking about Mania?
joe rogan
Yeah.
The first fight was a loss, you know, so it was like he lost a decision, but that was like early, early back in the day.
But the second two fights, man, were just fucking wars.
They were so crazy.
Right?
That's what they fought three times, right?
brendan schaub
Yeah, Mania's never been the same, right, after those?
joe rogan
No.
Well, he's definitely taken some serious punishment.
He got stopped in his last fight, right?
brendan schaub
Yes.
joe rogan
Who stopped him?
brendan schaub
Oh, who did he make in your fight?
joe rogan
I'll pull it up.
aubrey marcus
This was a smart move by the UFC because Frankie was just kind of chilling, sitting on the shelf until Aldo McGregor.
Now he's got a fight to keep him fresh.
unidentified
That was a good move.
joe rogan
Well, it's good too because it's not even in the weight class that he normally competes in.
aubrey marcus
So no matter what happens, he still has that fight available.
joe rogan
Mm-hmm.
Well, they offered him a fight against TJ, and he's like, nope, not happening, dude.
brendan schaub
He says he's open for it, though.
joe rogan
Is he?
brendan schaub
Yeah.
joe rogan
But he didn't take it.
aubrey marcus
That's a tougher matchup, because he's not faster than TJ for sure.
joe rogan
How is he open to it if he didn't take it?
brendan schaub
He did an interview saying he's not shutting the door on it, like he's open to it after this.
joe rogan
But he said, oh, after this.
brendan schaub
Yeah, after this.
joe rogan
But he said no to a title fight.
brendan schaub
At the time, yeah.
But I guess he said he's open to it.
That's what I read in an interview on Fox.
joe rogan
I wonder what happened.
I wonder what happened.
So, Alexander Yakovu is the guy that stopped him in his last fight.
brendan schaub
That was tough to watch.
joe rogan
Ross Pearson stopped him before that.
Actually, it looks like it was a decision.
Yakovu was a decision.
Ross Pearson stopped him.
Sorry.
That was in the second round.
Nate Diaz stopped him in the first round.
The Nate Diaz one was bad.
unidentified
That was bad.
joe rogan
The knockout against the cage.
Yeah, the TJ Grant one was bad, too.
brendan schaub
The elbow.
joe rogan
Yeah.
So...
He lost badly twice in a row.
TJ KO'd him in the first round.
Nate KO'd him in the first round.
Then Ross Pearson KO'd him in the second round.
So three ferocious knockout losses in a row to Gray Maynard.
brendan schaub
It's tough to see, right?
joe rogan
And then he lost.
He's a nice guy, too.
I really like Gray.
And then this is the last fight he lost by decision to a guy that, you know, he never heard of before.
And he's, I mean, not that the guy wasn't a good fighter, I'm sure.
But, I mean, you think about, he was fighting for the title.
Fought for the title twice.
Went to a draw with Frankie.
I mean, they had an incredible, incredible fight.
But then the battery got drained, man.
Lights go black.
Frankie Edgar's about to step out.
unidentified
Oh shit.
joe rogan
Here we go.
Biggie.
Here he comes.
Charging.
Running.
aubrey marcus
Getting ready.
brendan schaub
His coach behind him, Mark Henry, is a fucking ridiculous coach.
joe rogan
So good, huh?
brendan schaub
Dude, it's tough to hear, but you can hear them yelling out.
They switch up their signals every time, but they have a whole language for each camp.
For each camp.
You'll see how nervous the coach is and he's sweating profusely because he's yelling out combos and Frankie listens like a fucking video game.
It's insane.
unidentified
Wow.
aubrey marcus
That's cool.
joe rogan
Four wins by knockout, four by submission, three fight win streak.
Beat BJ Penn three times.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Dude, he beat BJ Penn three times.
How crazy is that?
And the last one was just a demolition.
The last one was hard to watch.
brendan schaub
Remember his fights with Hendo?
joe rogan
Yeah.
brendan schaub
Those were good, too, man.
joe rogan
They were great.
Yeah.
And he's so undersized compared to Henderson.
I mean, Benson's a big 155-er, and Frankie makes 145 pretty easy.
I like Benson at 170, man.
He looked great against Datch.
brendan schaub
I agree.
joe rogan
And I love how he's willing to fight other people.
He's like, you know, I'll fight anybody.
He was trying to fight Tyron Woodley.
He was calling Woodley out.
brendan schaub
That's a great fight.
joe rogan
It's a great fight.
brendan schaub
Woodley's trying to get that Johnny Hendricks fight.
joe rogan
mm-hmm yeah it's very interesting man very Very interesting.
brendan schaub
Hendo doesn't have a fight, right?
joe rogan
I don't think he's got anything booked right now.
Whenever you say Hendo, though, I think Dan.
brendan schaub
My bad.
joe rogan
Confuse the shit out of me, son.
Here we go.
Number two and number three.
Well, three at bantamweight, Uriah.
Number two at featherweight, Frankie.
The motherfucking answer, Edgar.
aubrey marcus
Reach is about the same.
And the same height?
joe rogan
Yep.
unidentified
I didn't know that.
joe rogan
Super 5. Everything else is virtually identical.
eddie bravo
It's crazy that he's 36, because to me, I was 36, and Uriah Faber, when I was working for the UFC, he was like the kid that was 22, 23. You weren't even 36 back then.
joe rogan
You were like 30. When?
When you were working for the King of the Cage?
No, I'm talking about when I worked for the UFC. Oh, when you worked for the UFC. 35, 36. When you first saw him fight, that was King of the Cage, right?
Because I remember you were telling me about him.
He fought in the WEC. Oh, is that what it was?
unidentified
Yeah.
brendan schaub
He fought in King of the Cage, too.
unidentified
Did he?
brendan schaub
Yeah.
aubrey marcus
Yeah, he fought in King of the Cage once.
brendan schaub
Yeah.
eddie bravo
And then he went to WEC, that's right.
joe rogan
I'm so curious about this fight.
eddie bravo
First time I saw him was, he fought in Abu Dhabi as a blue belt.
He wrestled his whole life, but he was a blue belt when he fought Bahumbin from American Top Team.
unidentified
That was the first time I saw him.
aubrey marcus
Powerful Justin Buckles.
Shout out.
joe rogan
Yeah, he's right there.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
I'm really curious to see how this plays out.
Predictions.
brendan schaub
Frankie, my decision.
unidentified
You're right all the way.
brendan schaub
Frankie's going to win three.
joe rogan
You guys bet on it.
brendan schaub
Double or nothing.
Double or nothing, Doug.
unidentified
Damn.
brendan schaub
And you don't even have the double on you.
I have to get you later.
But you get half of it.
Bro, you're not getting this.
unidentified
Half and a half later?
brendan schaub
Yeah.
joe rogan
You're not getting this?
You're not getting this.
brendan schaub
I think Frankie wins 3-2.
unidentified
That would suck.
brendan schaub
It's going to be a close fight.
aubrey marcus
Imagine the memes if you lose.
brendan schaub
Oh, I know.
It's going to be tough to beat that Bruce Jenner one, though.
unidentified
That shit's so funny.
joe rogan
That is pretty goddamn funny.
Here he is.
eddie bravo
I Instagrammed 15 seconds of that interview, the part where she asked him if he was gay.
unidentified
He goes, are you gay?
He goes, please, no.
joe rogan
No, I'm not gay.
unidentified
That was hysterical.
brendan schaub
It was hysterical.
eddie bravo
His eyes are fluttering and twitching and all these pantomimes.
joe rogan
He's like, no, I'm not gay.
brendan schaub
I've only been with women.
unidentified
It was so believable.
joe rogan
What's crazy is that...
If you have something like that, like if you're transgender, they immediately ignore all the other ridiculous aspects of your behavior.
Like the fact that you fucking killed somebody a couple weeks ago by pushing their fucking car into oncoming traffic because you weren't paying attention.
I mean, that somehow or another goes out the window.
Nobody even talks about that anymore.
brendan schaub
He killed a poor lady.
And they said he was texting.
joe rogan
No, he wasn't texting.
He wasn't paying attention, though.
He wasn't paying attention when he was driving.
unidentified
Was it after he came out or before?
brendan schaub
Before.
unidentified
Before he came out.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Maybe this is just a big distraction.
unidentified
No, no, no.
joe rogan
He was already transitioning.
He's been taking hormones forever.
brendan schaub
What if that's all part of what he is?
joe rogan
Here it goes.
But it's also the fact that he's living with attention whores his whole life.
I mean, it's like he lives in a ridiculous household.
I mean, all these things come into account.
brendan schaub
He was the greatest athlete of all time.
joe rogan
No, no, he definitely was not.
unidentified
No, no, no, no, no, no.
joe rogan
When you win the gold medal in the decathlon in the Olympics, because no real athletes were competing in that shit.
brendan schaub
There you go.
joe rogan
Oh, really?
Was that the boycott?
Michael Jordan was not in the fucking decathlon.
brendan schaub
There wasn't too many black guys competing in the decathlon.
joe rogan
Okay, here we go.
Here we go here.
unidentified
He was the greatest.
Shut up.
joe rogan
Okay, how's this play out?
Inside leg kick by Uriah.
Franky got hit in the sack.
unidentified
Come on.
Come on.
Oh, that would be nice.
brendan schaub
I think Uriah has the power advantage.
Would you agree?
unidentified
1,800.
joe rogan
So, Eddie, you're for Uriah here, right?
unidentified
You know what?
joe rogan
You're taking Uriah?
I forget the bet.
Who's the bet?
I got Uriah on this one.
brendan schaub
So we bet double or nothing, Eddie Bravo has Uriah, I got Frankie.
joe rogan
I can't believe you made him take Uriah double or nothing, even though you were very strong coming into this.
unidentified
Is it me or does Frankie Edgar look way bigger than Uriah?
joe rogan
Frankie's big.
Well, they're the same height.
I don't think he looks bigger.
brendan schaub
I think Uriah looks thicker.
joe rogan
Yeah, he's thick.
unidentified
I guess it's a camera angle.
brendan schaub
It's also way tanner.
joe rogan
It's interesting.
They're moving like this is a five-round fight.
Frankie's nice and paced, slowly, a lot of footwork and movement, but nothing crazy as far as output.
brendan schaub
It's going to be a really close fight, man.
aubrey marcus
It's interesting seeing Frankie not have a speed advantage, you know?
brendan schaub
I agree.
joe rogan
Uriah's fast as fuck, man.
And at 145, you know, he's used to fighting those 135ers.
I think I like the fact that he doesn't have to cut as much weight for this fight, too.
Again, at 36, it's probably...
aubrey marcus
He goes hard and smart.
brendan schaub
Like I said, I think Uriah has a power advantage in this.
aubrey marcus
He comes off of weigh-ins and has a picnic on the ground, like, immediately.
joe rogan
Does he?
aubrey marcus
Uriah does, yeah.
brendan schaub
He's soup.
aubrey marcus
Eating salmon off the fucking ground.
unidentified
Oh, what?
joe rogan
Spinning back kick.
What?
Crazy!
brendan schaub
Tell you what, Uriye's a smart guy as far as business-wise goes.
Very smart guy.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Well, he owns a ton of businesses.
aubrey marcus
Uh-huh.
joe rogan
He's got houses and shit.
aubrey marcus
Casino in Sacramento.
unidentified
Cartoons.
joe rogan
He's got a casino?
aubrey marcus
Yeah, like part of a casino.
brendan schaub
He owns Torque.
unidentified
Really?
brendan schaub
He sold other companies at K-Swiss.
joe rogan
Hey, tell you what, man.
Torque is a fucking great company.
They make really good gloves, man.
Their boxing gloves are my favorite boxing gloves ever.
brendan schaub
Really?
joe rogan
For working out.
brendan schaub
I didn't know they made Fiker.
I just know they made shirts.
joe rogan
Dude, next time you're over at my place, I'll give you a pair of the gloves.
He gave me a few pairs.
They're really fucking good, man.
They're super comfortable.
Like, they're the most comfortable bag gloves I've ever used.
brendan schaub
Damn.
And Rai's just always connecting with the right people.
He's smart.
joe rogan
Yeah, well, Torque is a real good one.
They make outstanding equipment.
They have great hand wraps, great everything.
brendan schaub
His other company was Ford.
unidentified
Oh!
brendan schaub
That didn't land.
joe rogan
Is Dwayne Ludwig working with them for this fight?
brendan schaub
No, Uriah and Dwayne don't see eye to eye.
joe rogan
He's working with Master Tong and Martin.
unidentified
Ooh!
joe rogan
Frankie with the takedown.
This is going to be a long fight, boys.
brendan schaub
It's going to be close, man.
This one's going down to the judges, Eddie.
joe rogan
Yeah, this is going to go to the judges.
brendan schaub
Those judges better not fuck me.
I swear to God, man.
I'm going to freak out, bro.
I'm going to freak out.
unidentified
They're just memes, dude.
brendan schaub
They're just memes.
They're just memes and $1,800.
unidentified
It's weird you see these logos all over people's shorts.
This is the last time you're going to see this.
joe rogan
They got another month of this.
unidentified
Gonna miss them.
joe rogan
Me too.
Some companies are like Hayabusa, man.
I mean, they've been around a long-ass fucking time.
brendan schaub
They're all just gonna go to Bellator, right?
Don't you think?
If they want to be in this business, they should go over to Bellator.
joe rogan
Sure.
aubrey marcus
I mean, they're already there in Bellator.
It's just not the same.
joe rogan
Did anybody watch Bellator last night?
brendan schaub
I did.
joe rogan
Who won the Kendall Grove fight?
brendan schaub
Kendall lost.
He got beat up, man, bad.
unidentified
Did he?
brendan schaub
Yeah.
joe rogan
The dude didn't make weight, right?
So they stripped him of his title.
brendan schaub
Yeah.
joe rogan
Kendall got finished?
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
What round?
brendan schaub
Third round?
joe rogan
Wow.
Was it a five-rounder still?
brendan schaub
Oh, sorry, fourth round.
joe rogan
So it was a five-rounder.
brendan schaub
Five-rounder, yeah.
He just kept taking Kendall down over and over.
joe rogan
He's a big fucker, I heard.
brendan schaub
He's muscular.
He'd get eight up in the UFC, though.
joe rogan
Look at Frankie going high with the kicks.
brendan schaub
I was really rooting for Kendall.
joe rogan
He's a good dude.
brendan schaub
Great guy.
Great darts jokes.
joe rogan
Yeah.
He's been around a long time now.
brendan schaub
He really has.
He had a lot more experience than that guy had fought.
I was super into it.
Whenever Glory's not on Spike, I'm super into it.
joe rogan
Oh yeah, I love Glory.
brendan schaub
Did you see those heavyweights?
joe rogan
I'm a big fan of Glory, dude.
Glory's a shit.
brendan schaub
Yeah, I don't miss him.
aubrey marcus
Yeah, Niki Holsken is one of my favorite fighters, for sure, in any sport.
brendan schaub
Yeah, he fought on that last one, right?
joe rogan
Did you see the Artem Levin-Simon Marcus fight?
Went to a draw?
Oh, it was fucking amazing.
brendan schaub
Did you see those heavyweights?
joe rogan
No, there's no girl in glory.
unidentified
There's no famous girl fights?
brendan schaub
Like a Ronda Rousey of kickboxing?
joe rogan
It would be Cyborg.
Christina Dom beat Cyborg.
unidentified
Who's that Tiffany Timebomb?
brendan schaub
She's a beast, man.
Tiffany Timebomb?
I don't know her last name, but she's...
She's easy on the eyes and she's a beast.
joe rogan
Yeah, there's some pretty girls that fight Muay Thai.
brendan schaub
Yeah, man.
joe rogan
But it just doesn't have the eyes on it.
brendan schaub
It's that grappling that gnarlies up your face.
I'm curious to think...
joe rogan
Elbows aren't so good for them either.
brendan schaub
Yeah.
joe rogan
Muay Thai.
brendan schaub
True.
eddie bravo
I'm curious to hear your critique of Kathy Long striking.
unidentified
And how she moves and all that.
brendan schaub
Because I never really paid attention.
joe rogan
Oh, she's badass, dude.
unidentified
She's very good.
joe rogan
I finally saw a highlight reel, man, like maybe a year ago.
unidentified
And I worked with her.
eddie bravo
We trained at the same gym, but I just never followed women's kickboxing.
I knew she was famous.
unidentified
I just never seen any of her matches.
And one night I put on a highlight reel of Kathy Long.
brendan schaub
I'm unfamiliar with her.
Holy fuck.
unidentified
Dude.
joe rogan
Pull up highlights, Jamie.
unidentified
She was...
joe rogan
Kathy Long.
unidentified
She's so dynamic and just so full of fire.
brendan schaub
Her ring walks.
unidentified
Her ring walks.
She's just like...
She comes out like...
brendan schaub
Like fucking on fire.
I'm not mad at that.
joe rogan
Round two.
So who won the first round?
brendan schaub
Frankie.
unidentified
You think so?
brendan schaub
Yeah, with that takedown.
It was barely a takedown, but it counts.
joe rogan
Good kick to the body by Uriah.
brendan schaub
When it's this close, those takedowns and cage presence and the pressure wins you rounds.
joe rogan
Ooh, Frankie with a knee.
I mean Uriah rather with a knee.
Uriah with a kick to the body and Uriah with a kick to the knee.
I think I said Frankie.
brendan schaub
Frankie barely won that first one.
unidentified
Come on, Faber.
joe rogan
Yeah, if Uriah can make this more of a kicking contest, that's not like Frankie's strong suit.
Oh, but look at that.
Frankie throws a spinning back.
brendan schaub
He's for it, though.
Oh, he got out of it.
Goddamn, he's quick.
His nose is bleeding, I think.
joe rogan
It's always bleeding.
If he sneezes, it starts bleeding.
brendan schaub
That's like me, man.
joe rogan
Well, it's just normal.
You know, you get punched in the face all the time.
brendan schaub
Mine's just dry enough to add nose surgery.
I blow my nose, blood everywhere.
joe rogan
When you had no surgery and you had your pipes opened up, did you blow some insane boogers out of that thing?
Yeah, it was awesome.
brendan schaub
It felt the best thing in the world.
joe rogan
I took photos of them and I put them on Instagram.
I almost made Tom Segura throw up in the airport.
It wasn't Instagram, I don't think, back then.
It was Twitter.
But I almost made...
Whoa, head kicked by Frankie.
I almost made Tom Segura throw up, so I showed it to him.
Ugh.
He makes me feel sick.
unidentified
That's a new Frankie Edgar, man.
eddie bravo
He's throwing some serious kung fu kicks.
brendan schaub
I like that.
That's that Mark Henry and Phil Nurse, man.
joe rogan
I would blow some boogers that were bigger than a quarter.
Like I couldn't believe how big they were.
unidentified
It's insane.
brendan schaub
It's crazy what's up there.
joe rogan
And they were bloody and they looked like aliens.
brendan schaub
When they took the things out of your nose, right?
Like the little stitches, it's the best feeling in the world.
joe rogan
Yeah, because I had plastic splints in there for a long time.
brendan schaub
Yeah, me too, bro.
Like two little stitches.
joe rogan
It made my nose wider.
Yeah, me too.
The actual space opened.
The dude who did it, he was a wizard.
He retired, but he knew his shit.
He cut out all the, I think they're called turbinates, the inside of the bump, the bone bump, cut those down, and then cut out all the scar tissue, add a ton of scar tissue, and put these fucking tubes in there, and then splints, these plastic splints, and stitched it up, and when it was over, my nose is wider.
All this shit, like, he, like, opened it up, like, changed the shape of the inside of the nose.
Oh, my God, it's amazing!
brendan schaub
My doctor sucked.
I don't breathe great, man.
joe rogan
Well, you still get punched in the face.
I haven't been punched in the face that much since the surgery.
brendan schaub
Yeah, that Travis Brown uppercut didn't help.
That's life, though.
joe rogan
Dude, for most of my life, I couldn't breathe out of my nose.
Ooh, Frankie with the overhand right.
That was very nice.
brendan schaub
Yeah, I'm what you call a mouth breather.
Look at this.
unidentified
Look at that.
See that?
joe rogan
That's the nose.
brendan schaub
I'm jealous right now.
aubrey marcus
I have two.
brendan schaub
Yeah, you got a honk on you, brother.
Breathing.
Efficient.
I love it.
joe rogan
I'm so happy with this surgery.
aubrey marcus
I didn't even spar that much, and I got two nostrils that are totally different.
joe rogan
They're all fucked up inside.
aubrey marcus
One's like the sliver and one's a hole.
joe rogan
Yeah, I had three quarters blockage on one side and almost 100% blockage on the other side.
My nose was useless.
I had a quarter of a nostril and that's it.
brendan schaub
You ever have them where they go in with the drill and just kind of get it out of, like, all the shit?
Because I used to, not addicted, but I'd use it every damn day.
unidentified
Afrin?
brendan schaub
Yes, I'd use Afrin.
It, like, clogged everything.
joe rogan
Mayhem was addicted to that shit, too.
He couldn't train unless he checked it.
brendan schaub
I wasn't addicted.
I would just, you know, I would just do it every day.
joe rogan
That stuff closes you up.
Joey Diaz is addicted to it.
He was joking around about it on stage.
brendan schaub
It's horrible for you, man.
joe rogan
It's like, when I did coke, I could fucking breathe perfect.
Now I'm addicted to this fucking Afrin.
I can't breathe.
Yeah, that Afrin stuff, I don't know.
Closes it up.
Yeah.
brendan schaub
Makes the veins smaller so then your nose doesn't work as efficiently.
joe rogan
Yeah, when you get addicted to it, when you don't have it, it literally will make your nose, the inside of it swell.
brendan schaub
Yep.
joe rogan
This is so crazy.
brendan schaub
So I had to go and they had like this little drill and just caved out holes.
unidentified
Oh yeah?
brendan schaub
Yeah, like cauterized, what do they call it?
joe rogan
Cauterized?
brendan schaub
Yes, that's what they were doing.
unidentified
Oh wow.
brendan schaub
It was nice.
joe rogan
Did it help?
brendan schaub
Hell yeah.
Then I got punched in the nose.
joe rogan
Again.
brendan schaub
Back to square one.
joe rogan
Fuck.
So many fighters talk with like nasal.
Uriah talks nasal.
brendan schaub
Do I sound nasally?
joe rogan
A little bit.
brendan schaub
I can't stand when I listen to myself talk.
unidentified
Who's the most nasally?
Vanderlei?
joe rogan
Well, he used to be, but then he changed his nose, too.
brendan schaub
He changed his face like face-off, son.
unidentified
You got a good Vandelay Silva, do it.
brendan schaub
It's like face-off Nicolas Cage style.
unidentified
UFC, the problems at UFC. It's like a little Arnold right there.
That is how he sounds, though.
brendan schaub
I was supposed to do a podcast with him?
joe rogan
Very nice.
brendan schaub
This fool showed up two hours late.
joe rogan
Very good.
brendan schaub
Two hours late.
joe rogan
Very good.
Got to food.
It was two hours late?
brendan schaub
I left.
joe rogan
Really?
brendan schaub
He sent me a text.
Sorry.
Cool, man.
unidentified
Okay.
brendan schaub
Thanks, bro.
unidentified
Who is this?
brendan schaub
Oh, Vanderlei Silva.
unidentified
He was late to...
brendan schaub
Two hours.
To what?
unidentified
To what?
A podcast.
joe rogan
Brazil time, Brazil.
unidentified
My friend of Brazil, there is no time.
brendan schaub
Nah, for reals though, he changed his entire face, face-off style.
I'm thinking about doing that.
I wouldn't mind a new mug.
joe rogan
Here's Kathy Long.
Here's the highlight reel.
unidentified
Yeah, check out her skills.
Wait, is she old school?
joe rogan
Oh, yeah.
brendan schaub
I'm talking about right now.
eddie bravo
No, no, no, but she actually is 50 years old and wants to fight.
unidentified
She's in great shape.
brendan schaub
Yeah, she looks good.
unidentified
She's in great shape still, man.
joe rogan
She's the best female fighter I've ever seen, says Chuck Norris.
brendan schaub
Chuck Norris.
joe rogan
Let's cut through all this shit and get to some actual fighting.
Holds black belts in three styles.
brendan schaub
Her and Brian Callen.
unidentified
And she'd always have her hair up.
joe rogan
She is badass, though.
brendan schaub
Look at that girl.
She's fighting.
He looks like my mom.
Boom, bitch!
That's some high-level shit.
unidentified
Hey, this is like in the 80s, dude.
joe rogan
Yeah, it was the P.K.A. Karate days.
Okay, here we go.
Round three.
brendan schaub
They look like some bullshit.
unidentified
Oh, come on.
brendan schaub
Don't show me that ever again.
joe rogan
You gotta watch her fights, man.
She's good.
unidentified
My mom would fuck her up.
Come on, man.
My mom would put something heavy on her son.
joe rogan
Oh, it's so funny.
This fight is good.
brendan schaub
Super close, man.
These fucking judges better not cost me $1,800.
unidentified
Round three right now.
joe rogan
Can you imagine?
Uriah pulls it off.
If he wins the next three rounds...
brendan schaub
Well, that last round's tough.
That last round's a toss-up, right?
joe rogan
Well, if Uriah wins three out of five, that's all he has to do.
Ooh, that was nice.
brendan schaub
I think Frankie wins three.
Ooh.
joe rogan
Who the fuck knows, man?
Who the fuck knows?
They're in round three.
unidentified
Yeah, Edgar's probably going to get the decision.
joe rogan
This is a weird fight for Frankie, too, man, right?
unidentified
Hell yeah.
joe rogan
Because Uriah's not even ranked at 145. He comes back to 145, and if he beats Edgar, he's right in the mix.
brendan schaub
It's about your legacy, though, right?
joe rogan
Ooh, good check.
brendan schaub
It's about your legacy, though, you know?
Beating a guy like Uriah in these super fights.
Like, what's left for Uriah and Frankie to do?
Yeah, a title shot would be nice.
They've both been there.
They've both been champs, right?
joe rogan
You know what's crazy?
aubrey marcus
Uriah's never been a champ.
brendan schaub
WC was.
joe rogan
But you know what's crazy seeing this fight, man?
Is that, like, thinking, like, man, Uriah could have fought BJ Penn.
That would have been insane.
Uriah throws a wheel kick.
Look at that.
Uriah fighting against B.J. Penn would have been insane.
brendan schaub
How cool are super fights though with these legacy of these guys?
This is what it's about, man.
joe rogan
Yeah.
brendan schaub
Like, I don't want to see Frankie fight someone in his weight class.
I don't want to see Uriah fight someone.
They've been there.
They've done that.
joe rogan
I think this is Uriah's weight class.
aubrey marcus
What would be your all-time story?
unidentified
Right there.
Look at that.
joe rogan
Look at this.
Looking for the guillotine.
brendan schaub
Nope.
unidentified
Oh, man.
joe rogan
Frankie got out of that shit.
brendan schaub
You don't think Frankie drilled the piss out of that every damn day?
joe rogan
Of course he did, but still impressive nonetheless.
unidentified
Hard to keep him down.
joe rogan
Yeah, right back up.
brendan schaub
It counts, though.
Those count.
The judges check one for Frankie, check one for Big Brown.
Sorry, Eddie.
aubrey marcus
If you could see any super fight, what would it be?
brendan schaub
Any super fight?
aubrey marcus
Yeah.
brendan schaub
John Jones vs.
Kane?
aubrey marcus
Yeah, I think so, too.
joe rogan
I'm in John Jones vs.
Weidman.
brendan schaub
Come on, son.
joe rogan
I don't like that.
brendan schaub
Why am I too small?
joe rogan
How dare you?
brendan schaub
Are you serious?
joe rogan
How dare you?
brendan schaub
Jon Jones?
Kane?
joe rogan
I want to see that, too.
unidentified
Madison Square Garden?
joe rogan
I want to see that, too.
But I just, I don't know if Kane can get through a training camp.
You know, somebody was, like, putting this out there.
They were like, you really think about what Kane did as far as, like, Kane, make no mistake about it, the baddest motherfucker on the planet in the heavyweight division, right?
brendan schaub
In the heavyweight division.
joe rogan
But the guy's kind of, like, all of his injuries have kind of left that whole division in turmoil.
It's like he's only fought a few times.
He's only defended the title a few times.
brendan schaub
What, 19 months or some shit?
Yeah, the heavyweight division's wide open.
It'd be nice to see Verdum win.
I think it'd be better for the sport.
Verdum's a character.
He speaks well.
He speaks Portuguese.
He speaks English.
He can speak Spanish.
unidentified
Fluid.
brendan schaub
He's a funny guy.
unidentified
He's on TV. He's skillful as fuck, too.
brendan schaub
Fuck, yeah.
joe rogan
Uriah looking for the guillotine again.
brendan schaub
Kane's like a robot.
All he wants to do is wrestle and not talk.
unidentified
All he wants to do is wrestle and not talk.
brendan schaub
That doesn't work well when you're trying to make money in this game, you know what I'm saying?
unidentified
That's hilarious.
brendan schaub
You're the heavyweight champ, son.
There ain't gonna be no Muhammad Ali shirts like Kane, you know what I'm saying?
Kane's not gonna have that.
joe rogan
Never know.
It's just a matter of whether or not he can stay healthy.
brendan schaub
Frankie's such a great grappler, man.
unidentified
We're seeing how great he is right now, man.
brendan schaub
He's another Henzo guy, man.
And Ricardo Almeida.
aubrey marcus
He's showing that Cub Swanson relentlessness now.
brendan schaub
Ooh, better get up, son.
joe rogan
Slipped.
brendan schaub
I'll tell you what's a dope-ass super fight.
I mean, yeah, it's a little early, but I'm just saying, hear me out.
Conor Pettis.
joe rogan
That would be interesting.
brendan schaub
Cool fight, right?
joe rogan
Pettis is going to be out for almost a year.
That's how bad he fucked his arm up.
Left hook.
brendan schaub
I like Pettis a lot.
joe rogan
Yeah, I do too.
brendan schaub
Pettis got a new girl.
Smoke show.
Pays to be the champ, man.
unidentified
Pays to be the champ.
joe rogan
Well, he's not the champ anymore.
brendan schaub
Well, you know what I'm saying, though.
joe rogan
I hear ya.
brendan schaub
Still has that bed at his house.
Has that belt.
She walks in, she's seen that belt, son.
Don't let me get the belt.
joe rogan
He got her when he was the champ.
brendan schaub
That bitch would be in here right now over my shoulder.
You'd walk in my house and just be on a straight fucking display with a highlight tape of my entire career.
joe rogan
As the belt spins.
Tim Sylvia used to wear it to clubs.
That was always the joke.
Tim Sylvia used to show up at a bar with his fucking belt on.
brendan schaub
I'd do the same shit.
unidentified
Ha ha ha!
joe rogan
Dos Anjos, man.
Holy shit, is that guy good, huh?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
I felt Dos Anjos versus Pettis was an eye-opening fight.
brendan schaub
What's next for Dos Anjos?
joe rogan
I don't know.
brendan schaub
Does he have anything?
joe rogan
No.
He's injured.
brendan schaub
Maybe Cowboy.
joe rogan
Maybe.
I mean, Cowboy...
brendan schaub
What do you do?
joe rogan
If he batters McDessie, they can easily fight.
brendan schaub
Which he 100% well, I think.
And if he does, give him a title shot.
What's that, seven in a row?
joe rogan
Yeah.
brendan schaub
You know who's fucking flourishing of this Reebok deal is Cowboy.
He's like, damn, I fight 12 times a year.
I'm about to get paid, son.
joe rogan
Right.
aubrey marcus
TJ liked that deal, too.
I talked to him about it.
joe rogan
Yeah.
aubrey marcus
Worked out for him.
Works for some people.
Tim didn't like it very much.
unidentified
Yeah.
brendan schaub
For some, it's great.
joe rogan
Tim was only getting $2,500.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
So, this is an interesting fight heading into this fourth round.
brendan schaub
Frankie's up.
Frankie's up at least two to one.
joe rogan
You think so?
brendan schaub
Yes.
These judges, though, man, it makes me nervous.
Eddie, you're super quiet over there.
Are you pissed you made this bet?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Are you pissed?
unidentified
Yeah.
brendan schaub
I'll tell you what, I'll get further money right now.
unidentified
Doesn't look good.
aubrey marcus
That looked fine.
brendan schaub
Yeah, it did.
joe rogan
Here we go.
brendan schaub
Bro, how about that matchup with Machida and your boy...
joe rogan
Yoel Romero.
brendan schaub
Yeah, that's a fight.
joe rogan
It's interesting.
It's very interesting.
Yoel Romero, though...
brendan schaub
He keeps getting hurt, right?
joe rogan
Yeah, he gets hurt, too.
brendan schaub
He's not young.
All that wrestling's gonna catch up.
joe rogan
He's 37. He had significant neck surgery.
When he gets on the scale, he's got a big scar on the back of his head.
Like, where's the back of his neck, rather?
Like, where they get the discs fused.
I don't know, you know, if he had a discectomy, or I don't know where he got it done, America or Cuba.
But, there's that, and then there's the last fight with Jacare that he had to pull out of.
brendan schaub
Ooh, that's a good fight, too, man.
joe rogan
That was a great fight.
brendan schaub
I think Rockhold gets the next title shot.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
brendan schaub
And then you got fucking Jock Gray.
I don't know what's next, but you can't beat Camozzi who you already beat and then ask for a title shot.
joe rogan
There's so many fucking killers at 185. 85?
brendan schaub
What?
Fuck's sakes.
It's so stacked.
joe rogan
Frankie's throwing a lot of spinning back kicks in this fight.
It's crazy.
brendan schaub
Uriah's kicking more than usual, too.
joe rogan
Well, I expected that Uriah would have, like, if he had an advantage, he would be in the kicking, but apparently Mark Henry thought that out, too.
brendan schaub
Tony, man.
Mark Henry writes novels on his fighters.
unidentified
I believe it.
brendan schaub
Just taking notes and shit.
joe rogan
Ooh, there's a nice leg kick.
unidentified
Yeah, he just pulls that thing out so quickly and easily.
That was the second time Uriah had like a little play on a single.
joe rogan
Ooh, nice left hook.
unidentified
Frankie just goes, poosh, retract.
brendan schaub
I love Frankie's footwork.
joe rogan
This is a very good fight, though.
This is a very good fight.
brendan schaub
It really is, man.
joe rogan
This isn't like the Cub Swanson fight, which is just a Frankie Edgar show.
This is a good fight.
brendan schaub
No, bro.
This is two of the highest level athletes we have in the UFC. Frankie Edgar's footwork.
unidentified
He's so consistent.
joe rogan
He doesn't waver.
unidentified
He does the same shit.
He doesn't slow down.
joe rogan
Never slows down, same pace for five rounds, and never stands right in front of you.
He's constantly moving.
brendan schaub
The only fight he stood in front of him was the Gray Maynard fight.
And his coach, when he comes back to the corner, Marquette goes, what the fuck did I tell you not to do?
What the fuck did we talk about?
My bad.
And goes out there and beats the brakes off him.
joe rogan
Yeah, after the first round, you're like, how is he even going to fight?
And he came back and won the second round.
It's insane.
aubrey marcus
That heroic slam.
I mean, everybody goes crazy.
joe rogan
There's certain fights that they really need to stop in between rounds.
And if you looked at the beating that Grey Maynard put on him in the first round, you would go, man, I don't know if he's going to be able to make it.
brendan schaub
I agree.
joe rogan
But then, like, look at Machida versus Rockhold.
Like, they could have easily stopped that fight in between rounds.
brendan schaub
They wanted to.
joe rogan
Well, they should have.
They didn't even fucking put his mouthpiece in.
brendan schaub
I know.
Everyone thinks that Machido was verbally tapping, but he's saying, I don't have my mouthpiece.
He's trying to get a break and get the mouthpiece.
joe rogan
Yeah.
brendan schaub
Granted, he was getting his ass ripped.
joe rogan
He was getting crushed.
brendan schaub
He got hit in the temple.
He didn't know where he was, so he got beat up.
joe rogan
Yeah, that one elbow.
brendan schaub
Elbow, yeah.
joe rogan
Luke, I mean, he landed a lot of ground and pound, but that one elbow at the end of the round was so loud.
It was like, thunk!
I think you could hear it like coconut style.
brendan schaub
185, man.
There's not a better division.
It's so fun.
joe rogan
Right now, you're right.
I think you're right.
Between Jacare, Luke Rockhold.
Look at this.
Nice takedown.
Frankie Edgar.
brendan schaub
You got Jacare.
You got Rockhold.
joe rogan
Weidman, Vitor, Belfort.
Weidman and Belfort, man.
Vitor has some very fucking sophisticated striking.
That's one of the reasons why that's an interesting fight.
brendan schaub
Wildcard striking for sure.
If that shit lands, you're going to sleep.
joe rogan
Yeah, his striking is very sophisticated.
Very tricky.
brendan schaub
He's so explosive, too.
joe rogan
But will he be, though?
That's the thing.
Post-TRT. He looks good now.
Have you seen him?
brendan schaub
A little bit in the Ryan Loco photography.
joe rogan
Yeah, well, Ryan said, you know, the photography is obviously him in the middle of punching, but he said he looks good.
He lost a little weight, for sure.
But I've seen a lot of the video footage of him sparring in one of the Nikki Holtzkin videos, just him sparring in the background.
He looks fucking good, dude.
brendan schaub
This is the thing, though, man.
As good as we think he looks, if you're a guy who's been on TRT or whatever, testosterone your entire career, now you're off of it and you're fighting the baddest 185 on the planet, where's your mental state at?
How are you going to go in that fight when it's the second round and you've landed that spinning heel kick and you've landed that left hand and he's not going anywhere?
joe rogan
That's a good point.
It's a real good point.
Yeah, the real good point is where is he going to be at mentally?
brendan schaub
Yep, that's the difference.
Because Chris Weidman said he got his blood checked and his testosterone was low.
He's like, fuck it, I feel fine.
He's like, look at me, man.
joe rogan
Well, his testosterone was low, but I guarantee you a lot of that is due to hard training.
brendan schaub
100%.
joe rogan
Hard training just jacks your levels.
You know, if someone says, like, oh, I got my levels tested and they're really low.
Okay, how often were you training?
How often did you train the week of?
brendan schaub
It depends when, yeah.
joe rogan
When did you test?
Yeah.
When you're in full, like, remember when DC and Jon Jones both tested, like, super low?
brendan schaub
Yeah, I do.
joe rogan
What do you think about that?
Because a lot of people said that that was so low that it was indication, or indicative, rather, of them doing something.
brendan schaub
Yeah, because, well, I don't know enough about it, but I read all the expert stuff.
Well, whoever they interviewed.
And they said for them to be that low, there would have to be some sort of abuse, right?
joe rogan
Yeah, but I don't believe that.
I don't think they know.
Because they both tested, it was low testosterone to epitestosterone ratio, which is the opposite of knowing someone took steroids.
Low is the opposite of that.
brendan schaub
But we don't know where they started, because DC's older.
He's been wrestling all his life.
John's been competing all his life.
So before camp, where were they at?
We don't know.
joe rogan
We don't know.
brendan schaub
So for them to test it, maybe that's normal for them, because they've been competing all their life.
So to jump at those accusations is fucking crazy.
aubrey marcus
Well, I don't take the stress, too.
joe rogan
I think it's the training camp.
It's like, well, do we know what a really fucking hard-ass training camp does due to testosterone levels?
Is it consistent?
Is it provable?
I mean, is there a baseline that they measured before he went into camp and then in the middle of camp?
If you just test him randomly in the middle of camp, you're just getting whatever he is right now.
brendan schaub
You can't judge that.
joe rogan
Yeah, we don't know what's causing it.
aubrey marcus
You don't know how they were sleeping.
I mean, that was a stressful fucking lead-up, you know?
A lot of talking shit.
joe rogan
Massive fight at the press conference.
brendan schaub
Because if you take a guy like, you test Herschel Walker, I bet his fucking levels are naturally really high.
And you test him randomly, people are like, oh, dude, he's on shit.
No, he's just a freak.
You don't know what his levels are at.
joe rogan
Yeah, but the epitestosterone to testosterone ratios, even if you're a freak, there's like a natural level that you never get over.
brendan schaub
True.
joe rogan
That's how like when you see a guy who has like a 10 to 1 testosterone to epitestosterone, he has to be on something.
brendan schaub
Yeah.
joe rogan
But they allow you like a 2 to 1, 3 to 1, I think 4 to 1. Nevada used to allow 6. 6 to 1. Used to allow 6. Used to.
brendan schaub
You see the new rules?
joe rogan
No, what are the new rules?
brendan schaub
New Nevada.
Testosteroids, three-year suspension.
aubrey marcus
Whoa, that's serious.
brendan schaub
Three years suspension test for diuretics or weed.
joe rogan
What?
brendan schaub
Three years for weed?
For weed.
unidentified
Wow.
joe rogan
That's ridiculous.
unidentified
No way.
aubrey marcus
We're going to lose some euros.
unidentified
Are you sure?
brendan schaub
Jamie, can you bring that up?
unidentified
So you're not sure?
brendan schaub
I'm positive.
I just read it.
unidentified
Three years for weed?
brendan schaub
Pretty sure.
unidentified
Oh, no.
I don't think...
Never moving away from shit like that.
joe rogan
Yeah, but they changed the level.
brendan schaub
Not Nevada, son.
joe rogan
No, Nevada changed the requirements as far as what's positive and what's not.
What level the metabolites have to be.
They essentially don't want people fighting high.
Ooh, that was a nice jab by Frankie.
brendan schaub
Yeah, I'm pretty sure, man.
joe rogan
Okay, this is the fifth round already.
Fuck, man.
How'd that happen?
Look at this.
First offense, 18 months suspension.
brendan schaub
That's for muscle relax, sleep aids.
Opiates, cannabis.
unidentified
Cannabis.
That's 18 months.
joe rogan
Second offense, two years.
brendan schaub
30-40% of your purse.
joe rogan
Third offense.
unidentified
Didn't you say three years, though?
brendan schaub
I did.
joe rogan
You're wrong, son.
Well, you're right for third offense, if it's the third offense.
My bad.
How about a fine of 75% of the fighter's purse?
Why don't you steal money from him?
Didn't the guy fight?
Why are you stealing money from him?
Because he was on weed.
Diuretics, two years.
Frankie takes him down.
Look at this.
brendan schaub
Cocaine, two years.
joe rogan
Damn, how good is your ride favorite scramble?
brendan schaub
Look at steroids, three years.
joe rogan
Good left hook there.
First offense, steroids?
brendan schaub
Yeah, three years.
50% of your purse.
joe rogan
First offense, 36 months.
75, up to 75% of the fighters' purse.
Wow, first offense, three years.
Second offense, 48-month suspension.
Oh my God.
brendan schaub
If you run from the test, 48 months.
This is my thing, though.
unidentified
So...
36 months?
How many years?
brendan schaub
First.
That's three years.
So, like, a guy like Alistair Overeem, right?
He's been caught.
If he tests positive, does it start now?
Like, if he gets caught, is it 36?
joe rogan
Very good point.
brendan schaub
Or if he gets caught now, is it 48?
Or is it lifetime?
joe rogan
Lifetime suspension, fine of 100% if you run for the second time.
So what are they going to do with Vanderlei then?
Because Vanderlei, there's a big court case that's going on with him.
brendan schaub
But at the time, this wasn't in place, right?
joe rogan
Exactly.
aubrey marcus
They were so hoping they were going to catch Floyd Mayweather on steroids.
75% of 120 million.
joe rogan
Yeah, right?
No shit.
aubrey marcus
They'd have built a new Vegas.
brendan schaub
What'd you guys think of that fight, by the way?
I never asked you.
joe rogan
I enjoyed it.
brendan schaub
Me too.
joe rogan
I'm one of the rare people.
You and I are one of the rare people that enjoyed it.
Everybody that I know...
Oh shit, Frankie almost fell.
Everybody that I know that saw it thought it was boring as fuck.
unidentified
Yeah.
I didn't like it.
joe rogan
Except a few people.
unidentified
You loved it?
brendan schaub
Loved it.
joe rogan
I enjoyed it.
brendan schaub
It's a fucking masterpiece.
unidentified
Would you watch it again?
From start to finish?
brendan schaub
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
I'd love to see it again.
unidentified
I don't think you would.
brendan schaub
I'm not gonna pay a hundo.
I have a recorder.
joe rogan
It's on my DVR. I might watch it.
I like watching Floyd's movements, man.
brendan schaub
Me too, man.
joe rogan
He's just so goddamn slick.
And that's the best way to box.
The best way to box is, that guy beat the game.
He's got 48 fights and 0, and he's fine.
brendan schaub
Oh, and 500 million in the bank.
Yeah, he won.
unidentified
Yeah, he hoodwinked us.
joe rogan
Dude, Dave Chappelle was so fucking funny.
He was at the comedy store, and he said that when he was at the fight, Whitney Cummings yelled out.
brendan schaub
I love that girl.
joe rogan
She yelled out in the middle of the fight, Floyd Mayweather beats women!
Dave Chappelle goes, men too, bitch.
Men too.
And the way he said it, the fucking audience fell out, dude.
Fell out.
brendan schaub
Men too, bitch.
joe rogan
The way he said it, he's laughing.
Anybody had a cigarette in his hand?
Men too, bitch.
brendan schaub
What's wrong with Whitney?
What you doing?
joe rogan
Well, she's an empowered woman, you know?
She wants to let everybody know what they already know.
brendan schaub
Well, you came and supported him at the fight, though.
You paid for a ticket.
joe rogan
Or somebody bought her for her.
brendan schaub
Either way, money in Floyd's pocket.
joe rogan
I don't even know if it really happened.
That's it.
There you go.
Five rounds.
unidentified
Damn it!
brendan schaub
You can't trust these judges, Eddie.
unidentified
Oh, no, no.
aubrey marcus
100%.
joe rogan
No, look at Frankie.
brendan schaub
Uriah looks pretty sad, though.
unidentified
100%.
brendan schaub
There's powerful Mark Henry and Ricardo Almeida.
aubrey marcus
God damn it.
brendan schaub
I honeydicked you into that bet, man.
aubrey marcus
Ryan never really launched that much offense.
joe rogan
This sets up an opportunity.
brendan schaub
Give me my fucking cash back, son!
joe rogan
This sets up an opportunity, though, for a new, completely new, a fresh start.
unidentified
Are there fights next week?
joe rogan
Yes.
Yeah, Vegas.
We're gonna be there, son.
brendan schaub
I'm in Connecticut hosting ESPN SportsCenter breaking down the fights.
joe rogan
You gotta go to Connecticut?
brendan schaub
Connecticut, Bristol.
joe rogan
That's where dreams go to die.
eddie bravo
Who do you want, Anthony Johnson or Cormier?
brendan schaub
Yeah, DC. Wow.
That's a good bet.
That's a great bet.
joe rogan
That's a good bet.
Take it.
unidentified
What do you think of that?
aubrey marcus
Take it.
joe rogan
What do you think of that?
What do you think of that?
brendan schaub
What about Weidman Belfort?
unidentified
I got Weidman.
brendan schaub
I got Weidman.
joe rogan
Somebody's gonna be gangster and take Vitor.
unidentified
Vitor's a dog.
brendan schaub
Hey, what about Travis Brown, Andre Arlovski?
I fought both of them.
I beat one of them.
unidentified
Who do you want?
brendan schaub
What?
unidentified
Who do you want?
brendan schaub
Travis fucking Brown.
joe rogan
So you want Arlovski.
unidentified
I see what you're doing.
brendan schaub
You're catching on to this honey dicks game.
unidentified
Fuckin' with me.
joe rogan
The next week's card, man, is so stacked.
I have to think about that one for a little bit.
brendan schaub
Think about that one?
Think about DC Rumble.
Of course you can go check the odds, but it's all good.
unidentified
But isn't Rumble like in China or something?
joe rogan
No, he's back.
unidentified
He was in China for a while, right?
joe rogan
Yeah, he was doing some seminar or something in China.
unidentified
I don't know.
That's a tough one.
joe rogan
Look at this fucking card, dude.
Here's the fight card.
brendan schaub
That Joey Benavidez and Moraga is a good fight.
joe rogan
Fuck yeah, it is.
McDesi versus Cerrone is going to be a fight, too.
brendan schaub
That Travis Brown, the loss, he's getting no love.
joe rogan
I know, right?
Well, it's just because the card is just so stacked.
brendan schaub
It's also those guys suck at social media.
joe rogan
No presence.
How about John Donson versus Zach Makowski?
No one's talking about that.
That's a great fucking fight, man.
brendan schaub
That's a good fight, too.
joe rogan
That's a great fucking fight.
brendan schaub
There's too many heavy hitters.
We're not talking about it.
Ooh, Frankie won.
joe rogan
How about Uriah?
Crazy.
How about Uriah Hall versus Rafael Natal?
That's a good fucking fight, too.
brendan schaub
That's a good fight.
joe rogan
It's another one that people aren't talking about.
brendan schaub
Your boy Uriah Hall!
unidentified
Did we shake hands?
brendan schaub
Yeah, we did.
Remember, you were, like, pulling away and, like, grabbed your hand and shook it?
unidentified
Hmm.
joe rogan
Did we shake hands?
I remember that we didn't shake hands.
brendan schaub
I thought...
joe rogan
On the double or nothing?
I thought you doubled or nothing.
I think you doubled or nothing, for sure.
Definitely doubled or nothing.
brendan schaub
Sorry, bro.
joe rogan
Frankie Edgar.
Frankie Edgar wins the decision.
brendan schaub
God, it feels good, though.
I'm stressed.
joe rogan
Yeah, this next week's card is fucking insane.
brendan schaub
Crazy stacked.
unidentified
It is a really good card.
Have you guys seen The Jinx yet on HBO? We talked about this already.
Oh, we did?
Okay.
joe rogan
I wonder if there's more...
Oh, there's more fights.
brendan schaub
Oh, man.
joe rogan
My pile's in there.
brendan schaub
At the bottom?
Did we see that?
Kim Berkman's a good fight, bro.
aubrey marcus
Ooh, Rose.
brendan schaub
Rose is dope.
Rose is a little superstar, man.
She might have lost that finale, but she's going to be a star.
joe rogan
Dong Young Kim versus Berkman?
No one's talking about that.
brendan schaub
That's a great fight.
aubrey marcus
But Rose doesn't want to fight Johanna.
brendan schaub
Why?
aubrey marcus
Johanna's a savage.
brendan schaub
Oh, I thought you were saying she turned it down.
No, no one's trying to fight that girl in that white polo.
How do you know she doesn't want to fight her?
unidentified
She turned to fight her.
aubrey marcus
I didn't say that.
I mean, maybe she does.
brendan schaub
You're saying she don't want a piece of her right now.
aubrey marcus
Right.
I mean, Johanna's just good.
joe rogan
She probably, most certainly would fight her.
brendan schaub
Damn, dog, let her get one win, though.
joe rogan
Johanna, she's badass.
brendan schaub
Her striking's nasty.
joe rogan
Yeah, she's just so crisp.
brendan schaub
How's Frankie Conor McGregor break down?
joe rogan
That's a really good fucking question.
Because we've never seen Conor McGregor getting taken down.
Taken down and manhandled by a wrestler.
unidentified
And a guy quicker.
brendan schaub
We've never seen a guy quicker than him.
joe rogan
You know, what really would be interesting is Mendes.
Chad Mendes versus Conor McGregor would be very fucking interesting.
unidentified
That's a good fight.
Because Chad Mendes can shut the lights out.
brendan schaub
Oh, he has the most power in that division.
joe rogan
He can shut the lights out.
When he hit Lamas, and Lamas is like...
Oh, what was that all about?
brendan schaub
Llamas?
joe rogan
He was like, bink!
That was crazy.
He's a fucking stud, man.
He's a super athlete and a stud.
brendan schaub
Oh, well, for sure, if there's something I don't give a fuck about it, it's baseball.
It's baseball.
joe rogan
Yeah, as soon as that came on, I'm like, shut this off.
aubrey marcus
Look at that terrible logo on there.
brendan schaub
It's a Marlin.
Who came up with that?
joe rogan
It's a multicolored Marlin.
brendan schaub
What marketing asshole came up with that?
joe rogan
Where are the Marlins?
A fish that you don't even eat.
unidentified
I'm sponsored the UFC so I wouldn't talk shit.
joe rogan
How come?
Why aren't they?
brendan schaub
They might.
It might be in the works.
We don't know.
joe rogan
Yeah, don't be scared, homie.
Dot com.
Alright, this fight companion's over.
I'm going back to sleep.
brendan schaub
I'm proud of you guys.
I'm proud of everyone.
We fucking did it.
unidentified
Dude, I did fall asleep for a second.
joe rogan
You nodded off?
unidentified
In between the fourth and fifth round.
brendan schaub
You zoned out for a little bit.
unidentified
I did.
I went boom.
I said, shit.
I'm like, nobody looked.
brendan schaub
I looked over at Aubrey.
unidentified
I'm like, I'm not looking.
brendan schaub
You zoned out for a little bit, bro.
unidentified
Nobody noticed, right?
Okay, cool.
brendan schaub
I did go out.
joe rogan
We got up here at seven o'clock in the morning and did a four, it was almost four hour, three and a half hour fight companion.
Damn.
It's pretty goddamn good.
We talked about two fights.
And that's one thing, like, in the beginning, when we first started doing these, people get pissed.
You guys aren't even talking about the fights.
Now they never do that.
They've given up.
brendan schaub
Oh, fuck these guys.
joe rogan
They understand.
Yeah, David's giving up.
Alright, well, we love doing these folks, so thanks for all the love out there.
Anybody got anything to plug?
Eddie Bravo, 10thPlanetJJ.com.
eddie bravo
Yeah, go to YouTube and watch The Silent Epidemic.
joe rogan
What is that?
unidentified
It'll trip you out on Big Pharma.
brendan schaub
There's a lot of Big Pharma documentaries out there.
joe rogan
I was asking him for plugs.
brendan schaub
Fuck him!
joe rogan
What about your shit?
brendan schaub
No, no, no, check it out.
unidentified
It's important.
joe rogan
Black helicopters.
eddie bravo
I wouldn't be saying it if it wasn't important.
joe rogan
UFOs.
UFOs.
unidentified
Dragons.
joe rogan
YouTube, it's free.
unidentified
Hour and a half.
joe rogan
There's a conspiracy on dragons.
brendan schaub
Hour and a half?
God damn.
joe rogan
How much time do you have time?
unidentified
Big Pharma, baby.
Big Pharma.
brendan schaub
Dude, I don't have enough time.
joe rogan
Aubrey, what is that jacket, man?
aubrey marcus
This is from a company called Reception.
One of my homies that are working on that clothing line.
joe rogan
I like that.
I like that.
It's like a jaguar.
aubrey marcus
It's like a jaguar on Dennis Rodman, I think, or something like that.
unidentified
It is Dennis Rodman's body.
joe rogan
Onnit.com, O-N-N-I-T, Warrior Poet Podcast, the Onnit Podcast.
aubrey marcus
Check out that Fighter and the Kid episode we did.
joe rogan
That shit was sick.
brendan schaub
Yeah, it was fun.
aubrey marcus
Oh, yeah.
brendan schaub
Yeah.
joe rogan
Powerful fighter in the kid.
unidentified
Oh, real quick.
eddie bravo
EBI 4 is coming Saturday, August 15th.
unidentified
Orpheum Theater, downtown LA. Oh, good googly moogly.
It's back.
joe rogan
EBI back in business.
The last one was fucking awesome, dude.
I enjoyed the shit out of that.
unidentified
Did you see it?
brendan schaub
Yes.
joe rogan
Dude, that is the best way to do Submission Grappling.
I was a little curious, like, how is this going to look?
It's the best idea that anyone has ever come up with.
I love it.
I'm a huge fan.
And so that's August 15th, Saturday, live at the Orpheum.
If I'm in town, for sure I'll be there.
Block that date off, man.
brendan schaub
It's Saturday now.
I'll go for sure.
joe rogan
Block it, you fucks.
Absolutely, I'll hook you up, man.
Fighter and the Kid Podcast, Brendan Schaub on Twitter.
Fighter and the Kid Podcast, if you haven't listened, is fucking hilarious.
It's one of the best podcasts in the country.
It really is.
You guys have such a great dynamic.
brendan schaub
Thanks, man.
joe rogan
Because Brian's so fucking silly, and you're always calling him.
And yours is pretty silly, too, the two of you guys together.
That's fun.
brendan schaub
Shirts drop this Wednesday, thefighterandthekidshop.com.
Chickenhead tees and Master Kim Tyga tank tops.
joe rogan
Yeah, you gotta get one of these chicken head social.
brendan schaub
Yeah, son.
joe rogan
Alright.
Alright, ladies and gentlemen.
The next one of these we'll do.
Fuck, when is the next one of these we're gonna do?
What do we got coming up?
Our upcoming events?
brendan schaub
We have some tough finales coming up, right?
joe rogan
Let me see.
Let me look at the schedule.
Upcoming events.
unidentified
Let's see what we got here.
You guys watching The Ultimate Fighter with...
joe rogan
Ooh, Tiago Alves, Carlos Condit.
brendan schaub
What is that?
joe rogan
May 30th.
Fuck it.
I'm out of town.
unidentified
Damn it.
For fuck's sakes.
Fucking shit.
joe rogan
That's a good fight, too.
Condit and Tiago Alves.
unidentified
Hell yeah.
Holy shit.
joe rogan
Maybe we Dan Henderson, Tim Bosch.
June 6th.
You guys in town for that?
brendan schaub
I'll make sure I am.
joe rogan
I think June 6th.
That might work.
That might work.
June 6th might be the next one.
Alright, ladies and gentlemen.
That's it.
You fuckers.
See you soon.
unidentified
Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.
I They're making it available Thank you.
brendan schaub
Holy fuck.
How much horsepower?
500. Because everything else is...
Yeah.
unidentified
Six speed transmission.
Hold on a second.
joe rogan
So that means it's a manual?
Hold on a second.
Versus six speed.
unidentified
It's not a road car, dude.
joe rogan
See, it says road model.
Yeah, those R's, they used to be called RSRs.
That's for racing.
That's a real racing car.
brendan schaub
But you can get the GT3, that orange one.
What is it?
The GT3. You know what I'm talking about?
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