May 16, 2015 - The Joe Rogan Experience
02:45:15
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| Oh, I like women. | ||
| Okay, we are. | ||
| We're live. | ||
| You're a woman. | ||
| Look at this picture. | ||
| Brendan Schaub's face when I ask for my money tomorrow at Fight Companion. | ||
| Eddie Bravo is so silly. | ||
| The memes... | ||
| First of all, what the fuck are we doing, boys? | ||
| It's 7 o'clock in the morning. | ||
| We're in this fucking studio for live fights from the Philippines. | ||
| If you're listening to this podcast, this is not a regular podcast. | ||
| This is what we call a fight companion podcast, which means the fights are on, and we're bullshit, and 99 times out of 100, we're not even talking about the fight. | ||
| Some of the most hilarious and entertaining fight companions, or podcasts, rather, turn out From this. | ||
| But bottom line is, we're all exhausted. | ||
| It's really early in the morning. | ||
| My man Eddie Bravo is here, jiu-jitsu master, music producer, cool motherfucker, best friend. | ||
| Aubrey Marcus, my brother, warrior, shaman, poet, character. | ||
| Also, cool motherfucker. | ||
| Brandon Schaub, about as cool as it gets. | ||
| Former UFC fighter. | ||
| Oh, current? | ||
| Maybe? | ||
| We'll see what's up. | ||
| What's the numbers drop? | ||
| Host of the Fighter and the Kid podcast, all around cool motherfucker again. | ||
| And Jamie Vernon, who came with the Krispy Kreme this morning like a motherfucker. | ||
| He brought the Krispy Kreme donut. | ||
| Aubrey, by the way, I want to applaud you on your discipline. | ||
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I know. | |
| You're like haunting me. | ||
| The lid is just open, wafty. | ||
|
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Wafting. | |
| Aubrey's the only one who hasn't eaten. | ||
| Did you eat a Krispy Kreme? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah, we all ate it. | ||
| Fuck it. | ||
| I'm a little disappointed, Aubrey. | ||
| Because now I feel bad. | ||
| And you're all shredded. | ||
| He's in a cage and he ate a donut. | ||
| Yeah, but he doesn't give a fuck. | ||
| We are here watching highlights of Costa Philippou smashing people. | ||
| And he's going to take on Gegard Mousasi. | ||
| And look at poor John Anik. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| How about Stan? | ||
| He's like, I could be home right now. | ||
| Dude, he's in the Philippines. | ||
| He's in the Philippines. | ||
| He's like fucking Brad Pitt right now. | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| He's having a great time. | ||
| Well, the Philippines, can you imagine if you could catch it right after Manny Pacquiao won? | ||
| Catch that wave? | ||
| Goddamn, they'd be so happy. | ||
| Did you see those videos, those photos of all the people watching? | ||
| No. | ||
| You know, there's no crime when he fights. | ||
| It's the one day where there's no crime in the Philippines. | ||
| The entire nation stops to watch him fight. | ||
| I believe it. | ||
| True story. | ||
| I believe it, man. | ||
| I wonder how they're gonna... | ||
| I swear to God! | ||
|
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It's a huge country! | |
| It is, man! | ||
| That's how big of a deal he is! | ||
| It's like, fuck that dude, let's go rob someone. | ||
| Watch your P's and Q's. | ||
| That's Manny Pacquiao, bro. | ||
| I think that's just... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know if I believe that. | ||
| The Philippines is like thousands of islands. | ||
| I think there's thousands. | ||
| Not a thousand. | ||
| I think there's thousands of islands. | ||
| I didn't know that. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| I wish I had the energy to Google it. | ||
| God, I want my boy Mark Munoz to win. | ||
| I got a computer right here. | ||
| It would be nice if you won his last fight. | ||
| His last fight in the Philippines. | ||
| Not that I don't like Luke. | ||
| I like Luke Warnett. | ||
| Yeah, I like Luke a lot. | ||
| Mark is my fucking boy. | ||
| We need him to win. | ||
| Yeah, he's such a good dude. | ||
| You trying to bet on that, Eddie, or what? | ||
| You want Luke? | ||
| What's going on? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Mark's my boy. | ||
| Yeah, I know, but... | ||
| No way. | ||
|
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No way. | |
| People used to think I was Filipino growing up, so fuck that. | ||
| Yeah, but you're not. | ||
| You're definitely not, though. | ||
| People think I'm Mexican. | ||
| I don't root for Kane every time. | ||
| But your boy, Aaron Hernandez, did he get convicted yesterday? | ||
| The guy who looks a lot like you? | ||
| I know, right? | ||
| He's the handsome motherfucker. | ||
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He's the opposite of you, though. | |
| He just kills bitches, though. | ||
| But he's the opposite of you. | ||
| Like, you're such a sweet guy. | ||
| I know, he's the exact opposite. | ||
| He's apparently a very mean person. | ||
| Yeah, you can't be killing people, man. | ||
| 7,107 islands in the Philippines. | ||
|
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What? | |
| Islands must be cheap. | ||
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You could probably buy an island for like two grand, right? | |
| Well, sometimes they only stick around for a couple months and they go underwater. | ||
| That's why they're cheap. | ||
| They have like an odds thing, like the realtors. | ||
| You know, it's at the 30% line right now that it'll be underwater within five years. | ||
| Just look at the islands available. | ||
| Oh well, we got about 6,000 right now. | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| That's like super gangster money if you could buy an island. | ||
| Yeah, I knew it was over a thousand and I thought it was thousands. | ||
| I didn't think it was 7,000. | ||
| Alright, Aaron Hernandez. | ||
| What do you think you got? | ||
| How many years you got? | ||
| I know the Boston Bomber dude got the death penalty. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Makes sense, right? | ||
| What the fuck are we doing? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Peter Hernandez is screwed. | ||
| Who got life? | ||
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Whoa. | |
| Yeah, he has two more, right? | ||
| Because he got convicted of the one murder of Odin Lloyd, right? | ||
| Life. | ||
| Could they escalate to death? | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| Fuck that guy. | ||
| Can't kill people. | ||
| Yeah, that's not cool. | ||
| Bullshit. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Anyone who knows him said they can't believe he made it this long without getting caught. | ||
| I guess he's just a bad dude. | ||
| I don't really know that. | ||
| I didn't look into that story. | ||
| Yeah, it's kind of everywhere. | ||
| He was a baseball player or something? | ||
| Football player. | ||
| Super scary guy. | ||
| Just a gangster? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Super talented guy. | ||
| Crazy talented guy. | ||
| What position does he play? | ||
| Tight end. | ||
| Won a national championship and a Super Bowl with the Patriots. | ||
| Damn, look at you. | ||
| Yeah, apparently he's just... | ||
| Follow my football, man. | ||
| Very mean. | ||
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Oh, that's right. | |
| You play football. | ||
| I kind of know football. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Aaron Hernandez was a big deal. | ||
| And everyone compared the two of us. | ||
| Was he just crazy? | ||
| Like, what was his deal? | ||
| He grew up super, super hoody and in a gang. | ||
| So, this is the thing, man. | ||
| So, he got all that money. | ||
| And the one team he should have been drafted to was the New England Patriots. | ||
| Because he was from Connecticut. | ||
| So, he didn't escape the gang. | ||
| There's gangs in Connecticut? | ||
| Bet your ass there. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Mexicans? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I used to work in New Haven. | ||
| It's not Mexicans. | ||
| It's Puerto Ricans. | ||
| A lot of Puerto Ricans. | ||
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Oh, shit. | |
| Okay. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| Black dudes. | ||
| So they were saying if he got drafted by any other team, I mean, I'm sure he still would have killed bitches, but it was just way worse because he had all his homies there, and then you got $40 million. | ||
| Huh? | ||
| You didn't give a guy like that $40 million? | ||
| What did you think was going to happen? | ||
| Damn, he had $40 million? | ||
| $40 million? | ||
| How much money did they make playing football? | ||
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That's so crazy. | |
| Hit load. | ||
| Especially a guy of his caliber. | ||
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What do you think? | |
| Think about Deflategate. | ||
| I think it's bullshit. | ||
| I think it's such bullshit. | ||
| I think Tom Brady would have beat them no matter what. | ||
| Make all the balls. | ||
| Deflate everyone's balls. | ||
| Tell me how it goes. | ||
| You know why I think it's bullshit? | ||
| It's because everybody had the same ball. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The other team had that ball, too. | ||
| So they still won. | ||
| Even if the ball was, like, slightly deflated. | ||
| No, they didn't. | ||
| They didn't. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's not true? | ||
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Mm-mm. | |
| I'm going to help you out. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| God damn it! | ||
| Who gave me that bad information? | ||
| James, did you give me that bad information? | ||
| So each team has their own balls, right? | ||
| The quarterback before the game would feel the ball. | ||
| So there's an Indianapolis Colts ball, and then there's a New England Patriots ball. | ||
| Well, then what's the problem? | ||
| Well, they're saying Tom's was deflated, so it made it. | ||
| It's fucking stupid. | ||
| Deflate your ball too, who cares? | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Let me know how it goes. | ||
| But all the NFL's like, it doesn't fucking matter. | ||
| It's so stupid. | ||
| All the NFL thinks it doesn't matter? | ||
| The players. | ||
| All the players. | ||
| He got suspended for four games. | ||
| Stupid. | ||
| How many games did Ray Rice get suspended for beating the shit out of his girlfriend? | ||
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Two. | |
| What? | ||
| Hello, NFL. What the fuck are we doing? | ||
| You fucking dummies, you gotta at least suspend that guy for as many times. | ||
| Are they back together, Ray Rice and his girl? | ||
| Yeah, they're married. | ||
| She didn't press charges. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Incredible. | ||
| Have you seen that video? | ||
| I have. | ||
| He hit her with a left hook like Mark Hunt. | ||
| You can't do that, man. | ||
| It was like Donovan Razor Ruddock. | ||
| Remember how Razor Ruddock used to throw that shovel hook? | ||
| He was still like, right? | ||
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Dude. | |
| Remember that? | ||
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Remember Razor Ruddock? | |
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| It was more like Tommy Morrison's left hook. | ||
| No, Tommy Morrison's left hook, he would leap in with the power. | ||
| I just wanted to say Tommy Morrison. | ||
| No, Razor Ruddock would catch bitches moving away. | ||
| Yeah, that's what he did. | ||
| Remember Razor Ruddock Tyson? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He gave him some trouble. | ||
| Fuck yeah, he did. | ||
| Razor Ruddock, that was after prison? | ||
| No, that was pre-prison. | ||
| That was Tyson in his power. | ||
| Are you sure? | ||
| Oh, I'm 100% sure. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm pretty sure. | ||
| Yeah, Razor Ruddock vs. | ||
| Tommy Morrison was actually a good fight. | ||
| Tommy Morrison stopped him. | ||
| It was kind of a bullshit stoppage, but he did rock him with a left hook. | ||
| He cracked him with a left hook and hurt him, then just threw a bunch of punches at his arms. | ||
| Damn, that's one fight I would've... | ||
| I saw it, because I actually was a Tommy Morrison fan. | ||
| I felt sorry for white people. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Mexicans and blacks are just killing everybody in boxing. | ||
| The one white guy? | ||
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I'm not white, but I would pull for the white guy because I felt sorry for him. | |
| I appreciate it, man. | ||
| I appreciate it. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Tommy Morrison was like, oh, come on, man. | ||
| I was watching him in Tuesday Night Fights. | ||
| Remember that shit? | ||
| Man, he was fighting Michael Bent. | ||
| He was supposed to just go right through Michael Bent, and Michael Bent just lit him. | ||
| It was one of the most brutal knockouts in boxing history. | ||
| He was shredded, man. | ||
| Tommy Morrison was shredded. | ||
| His problem was he was too nervous. | ||
| He died, right? | ||
| Well, in the end. | ||
| Yeah, he died. | ||
| Yeah, he's dead. | ||
| Tommy Morrison died? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's dead. | ||
| He just found this out. | ||
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He had AIDS, right? | |
| I know he had AIDS, but I didn't know he died. | ||
| Well, most people with AIDS, they're not that healthy. | ||
| Unless you're Magic Johnson, right? | ||
| Unless you're Magic Johnson. | ||
| He didn't have AIDS. He was just HIV positive. | ||
| He never even came close to having AIDS. They gave him the best medicine available. | ||
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He got the super AIDS. Yeah, it made him good. | |
| But Morrison, before he died, had pec implants. | ||
| It was really crazy, and he was methed out of his fucking mind. | ||
| So he was on meth? | ||
| Yeah, well, you gotta see what he looked like. | ||
| Some people call that live-in, brother. | ||
| Yeah, that's what I say. | ||
| His body was all fucking weird, man. | ||
| The crazy thing about meth is there's people that have done meth their whole fucking life, and they're still alive. | ||
| How do you go... | ||
| Ten years of doing meth, and how does your body adapt? | ||
| How do you still have teeth? | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Okay, this fight's about to start. | ||
| Terry Hill, the referee, is standing in the middle of the octagon. | ||
| Got a set of tits on him. | ||
| Who is the referee that let Mark Hunt almost get his brains beaten in by Stipe Miocic? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| He was British, right? | ||
| I guess you'd be fired. | ||
| Okay, so these two gentlemen are going at it. | ||
| One of them is Adiva in the red and Makashvili. | ||
| So you don't have my money? | ||
| Is that what you're saying? | ||
| No, I got your money. | ||
| You got your money right now? | ||
| I got your money, yeah. | ||
| Oh, let's just talk about that real quick. | ||
| In cash or check? | ||
| Well, how would you like it? | ||
| I'm kind of like a bank. | ||
| They made a bet during the last UFC Fight Companion that Brendan Schaub's boy, Pat Cummins, was going to beat OSP, otherwise known as Ovin St. Preux. | ||
| Ovin St. Preux shut them lights out in the first round. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| He's got cash for you. | ||
| He's got $1,000 cash. | ||
| They made $1,000. | ||
| What do you think? | ||
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$900. | |
| What do you remember if you won by Twister? | ||
| There's like $10,000. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, no, we didn't shake on that! | ||
| No, no, no, we didn't shake on that. | ||
| I thought you did. | ||
| I got 900. We were all fucked up. | ||
| Jamie, pull up the files. | ||
| You pulled the bus. | ||
| You want to do double or nothing? | ||
| Do you want to go double or nothing? | ||
| I got Edgar. | ||
| You got Faber. | ||
| No, I got Frankie, Doug. | ||
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Huh? | |
| I want Frankie. | ||
| I want Frankie. | ||
| Wow, this is interesting. | ||
| You guys don't want to take Faber? | ||
| I think Faber at 135 is the man. | ||
| Well, Faber at 145 is a motherfucker. | ||
| Yeah, a motherfucker. | ||
| Well, then take him. | ||
| Well, no. | ||
| Hey, listen, Faber's a bad motherfucker, no doubt about it. | ||
| But Frankie Edgar, man, it's hard to bet against him at 45. That's a hard... | ||
| Alright, pick another fight. | ||
| He's just so solid. | ||
| Pick another fight. | ||
| I really don't know. | ||
| What about Mousasi? | ||
| I got Mousasi. | ||
| You want Philippou? | ||
| No, I got Mousasi. | ||
| What about Munoz? | ||
| I got Munoz. | ||
| Who do you got? | ||
| How about Lim and Magny? | ||
| Yeah, Magny. | ||
| That's an interesting fight. | ||
| That's not your boy? | ||
| Magny's my boy. | ||
| Who's he fighting? | ||
| It's a tough fight. | ||
| He's fighting... | ||
| How do you say his name? | ||
| Hung Gar Ling? | ||
| Hold on a second. | ||
| Let me pull it up. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| He's a baller. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I'll take Faber. | ||
| Wim's a bad motherfucker. | ||
| Double or nothing. | ||
| For reals? | ||
| I'll take Faber. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I think Faber's going to... | ||
| I'm envisioning it now. | ||
| The weed's hitting me. | ||
| He's going to win this fight. | ||
| I got Faber. | ||
| I just saw it. | ||
| I just saw it. | ||
| Deal! | ||
| Double or nothing. | ||
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Double or nothing? | |
| Double or nothing. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Double or nothing. | ||
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Double or nothing. | |
| Don't fuck around. | ||
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Come on. | |
| So you get $1,800. | ||
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Huh? | |
| $1,800? | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| This is $900. | ||
| Double would be $1,800. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Okay, I'll take $1,800. | ||
| Alright, cool. | ||
| Come on, Faber, goddammit. | ||
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Fucking A, Frankie. | |
| Come on, Frankie. | ||
| This really escalated. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| This escalated like crazy. | ||
| His body is going to look incredible. | ||
| I could see him winning. | ||
| I'm really nervous now. | ||
| That's a close fight. | ||
| I could see him winning $1,800. | ||
| $1,800. | ||
| I immediately regret that bet. | ||
| No, he doesn't regret it. | ||
| He's happy. | ||
| He's just fucking with me. | ||
| I'm a little happy. | ||
| I'm super nervous. | ||
| Faber at 45 is a total wild card. | ||
| We haven't seen him at 45 in a long time. | ||
| At 35, I would have taken Faber right away. | ||
| Real quick. | ||
| He's never lost a non-title fight. | ||
| Faber's never lost a non-title fight. | ||
| That's fucking insane. | ||
| At 145, yeah. | ||
| And you know, Frankie fought at 55. Frankie's small, though, man. | ||
| Yes, but still, he could handle dudes at 55. Right, but don't you think that Faber will, for his age, I think he just turned 37? | ||
| 37, 36, yeah. | ||
| He just had a birthday. | ||
| As you get older, it's probably harder and harder to fight really well after you cut weight. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And he's cutting a lot of weight. | ||
| Maybe we'll see a better... | ||
| I think he kept getting better. | ||
| You can't go back to the time he fought for the title at 45 against Aldo. | ||
| Because I really feel like back then, that's a different Faber than you see now. | ||
| I think Faber's better. | ||
| I think he's better now. | ||
| Yeah, and remember... | ||
| Nobody had the ground and pound Faber had back in the day. | ||
| He doesn't do it anymore. | ||
| You say back in the day, though, homie. | ||
| Yeah, he doesn't do it anymore, but he can. | ||
| I just think his game expanded so much. | ||
| Right in the beginning, Faber's game was, I'm going to take you down. | ||
| I'm not even going to try to pass your guard. | ||
| I'm going to stay in your guard, and I'm going to clinch down on you and stack you and smash you, and then do like a back extension thing, explosion up. | ||
| And bring the pain. | ||
| Bring the bottom dude up, and then he comes down and hits you with an elbow as you hit the ground. | ||
| He just come up with his elbows. | ||
| Nobody does that shit. | ||
| You can't sleep on that guillotine either. | ||
| Not at all. | ||
| God damn it, guys. | ||
| Faber has legit choking skills. | ||
| He's not going to out-wrestle Frank. | ||
| He's going to have to choke him. | ||
| Why do you think more people didn't do ground and pound like him? | ||
| Even today, they don't do it like that. | ||
| Is it the guys are just so light, you can do that? | ||
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He picks dudes up and smashes them, you know what I mean? | |
| Remember that shit? | ||
| Remember that Cro-Cop ground and zaga? | ||
| Inside the guard? | ||
| To this day, sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and go, oof. | ||
| Those are the best. | ||
| Definitely, if those weren't the best elbows in the guard in MMA, they were top three. | ||
| They're up there. | ||
| They put top three. | ||
| Best elbows in the guard? | ||
| Jones is the best. | ||
| Jones is the best elbow. | ||
| Brandon Vera? | ||
| In Broomfield? | ||
| I mean, that was really good. | ||
| That one elbow was really good. | ||
| But think how long John is to choose those elbows. | ||
| That's the difference. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| But there was something really special about Krokop doing it because, first of all, it came out of him being on top. | ||
| And then he hit him with elbows. | ||
| And all he was complaining about before the fight was grappling and elbows are ruining MMA. And that's his spot. | ||
| Grappling and elbows won him that fight. | ||
| It was so crazy. | ||
| He really fucked him up. | ||
| He could win a lot of fights there. | ||
| He should bring in wrestlers to start working his takedowns. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's where he needs to be. | ||
| He needs to take motherfuckers down, put in the guard. | ||
| Are you kidding? | ||
| I disagree. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| Standing, he's gun-shy now. | ||
| Let's not get out of control here. | ||
| Hey, listen. | ||
| He's gun-shy standing. | ||
| He is. | ||
| And he's worried about his chin. | ||
| He's getting older. | ||
| Let's not... | ||
| Sugarcoat it? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So I believe he should be in the garden fucking people up based on that performance. | ||
| That might be his new spot. | ||
| Standing? | ||
| His new spot. | ||
| He's not like... | ||
| Taking bitches down. | ||
| Well, maybe. | ||
| He's a strong dude. | ||
| Didn't you say he's the strongest dude you ever fought? | ||
| Strong as fuck, but he wasn't taking me down. | ||
| He'd have a Career! | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| It's Crocombe. | ||
| Well, maybe you can learn how to take people down. | ||
| Oh, yeah, for sure. | ||
| Every bit of fucking 40, he's going to switch into a grappler. | ||
| Isn't it weird that Weidman is not the main event next week? | ||
| It seems weird to me. | ||
| Like, Weidman, Belfort, that feels like the main event for me. | ||
| Not that there's anything wrong with Cormier Johnson. | ||
| But it's like you know. | ||
| We all know. | ||
| We know that Jon Jones is the champ. | ||
| They took Jon Joe's title away from non-fighting activity type shit. | ||
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What do you think about that? | |
| Have we talked about Jon Jones? | ||
| No, we haven't. | ||
| Have you talked about it on your podcast? | ||
| Yeah, I've talked about it. | ||
| What's your feelings on that? | ||
| You gotta strip him. | ||
| You gotta strip him. | ||
| Yeah, you have to. | ||
| You have to. | ||
| However, even if he's not training and he's sitting in jail where the fuck he's at, he's still the best fighter on the planet. | ||
| There's no legit light heavyweight champion. | ||
| Whoever wins that's not the real champion. | ||
| You're 100% right. | ||
| The only one who had a chance of proving that is Rumble. | ||
| Because if Rumble beats Cormier, we still don't know if he would have been able to beat Jones. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| If Cormier beats Rumble, then we're in this weird spot where we got this guy who's clearly... | ||
| He's the champ, but he's not the champ. | ||
| And then Johnson comes... | ||
| Fresh out of prison, just a gut ready to destroy somebody. | ||
| Yeah, he's gonna be a heavyweight and come out of prison. | ||
| Yeah, he might. | ||
| Dude, he's gonna run in jail. | ||
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Come on! | |
| No one's gonna fuck with John Jones in jail. | ||
| It's not looking good, man. | ||
| The guys are probably gonna test him. | ||
| Usually people get time for that shit. | ||
| The only way it'll work out, the only way it'll work out, apparently, is if he makes some sort of a settlement with the woman. | ||
| Like, they get together and he says, look, here's a million bucks. | ||
| Let's just let this shit go away. | ||
| Signs of paperwork, which is very possible and the smart thing to do if you don't want to go to jail. | ||
| That's priceless, right? | ||
| Give her two million. | ||
| That would only be the civil charges, though. | ||
| The criminal charges come from the police, right? | ||
| That's a felony, homie. | ||
| Yes, yes, yes. | ||
| But I think it's lessened in some sort of a strange way if the woman won't press charges. | ||
| It's two felonies, though, right? | ||
| That is true, though, right? | ||
| He ran from the scene of the crime. | ||
| Like, yeah, he probably can't escape it. | ||
| He left his car and just started running. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| Came back. | ||
| This is where he's fucked, because if you leave the scene, you can say, whatever, head trauma, I was fucked up, I was out of it, so I ran. | ||
| But... | ||
| If you're smart enough to come back and get your cash and then run off, now you're fucked. | ||
| That's not going to work. | ||
| Because you were smart enough to go, oh, hold up, my cash is there. | ||
| Let me go back and grab it. | ||
| Well, who knows what else he got as well. | ||
| You know, we say he got his cash. | ||
| Like, you've seen a fucking dude in a hoodie grab some shit with his hand that looks like cash. | ||
| There could have been a bunch of other things involved in that hand. | ||
| You know, I mean, who knows what the fuck he grabbed. | ||
| It's just sad, man. | ||
| It's super sad, man. | ||
| Why do you think he ran? | ||
| Most sad for the woman, obviously. | ||
| I think he was probably high. | ||
| I think he was high, and you've got to remember, he got in trouble before. | ||
| He got in trouble before. | ||
| And from what I've heard is, if you leave the scene, you're less likely to get in trouble. | ||
| Does that make sense? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I heard a cop say, if you get in an accident and you are high and you run, that's the best... | ||
| Case scenario. | ||
| What kind of a cop are you talking to? | ||
| You know what? | ||
| That is true. | ||
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That is true. | |
| A shady, shady cop. | ||
| Just fucking flee. | ||
| Especially if you're high. | ||
| If you're higher on substance and you run, the charges are less. | ||
| A cop told me the same thing. | ||
| He said, because a DUI, that's going to fuck you up way worse than fleeing the scene, because now they don't know if you are intoxicated. | ||
| This isn't good advice if anybody's listening. | ||
| This is terrible advice. | ||
| Don't listen to these guys. | ||
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It's good advice. | |
| Maybe that's Jon Jones' sense. | ||
| Be accountable for your own errors. | ||
| Don't run away. | ||
| Well, I think Jon had already had that one DUI, and if he was, in fact, fucked up, he was probably in full panic mode. | ||
| I mean, he just got the Reebok deal. | ||
| He was making really good money. | ||
| He's doing all these commercials for Reebok. | ||
| He had Instagram pictures constantly all the time, and he knew that was going away. | ||
| Everything was going away. | ||
| Most likely, the title's going away. | ||
| Public perception is going to be terrible. | ||
| The whole thing was a disaster. | ||
| I think he just, wow! | ||
| He just needs to embrace this dark night rule. | ||
| Fuck you guys. | ||
| He needs to go with me to Peru. | ||
| Yeah, that's what he needs to do. | ||
| That's what's up. | ||
| I'll just convince the judge. | ||
| Do some ayahuasca. | ||
| We'll show them all. | ||
| He probably done ayahuasca like 30 times already. | ||
| What were you going to say, Joe? | ||
| He needs to do what? | ||
| I think he embraces his will and roll. | ||
| No, he can't. | ||
| Yeah, like the WWE. He's got to realize that he's operating on momentum, meaning that I think what Jon Jones is doing right now, I think life is almost out of control for him. | ||
| I think the overwhelming, all the pressure, all the craziness involved in being the youngest ever UFC champion, the light heavyweight champion, the crazy fucking fights, and knowing that... | ||
| Some of his fights, he's had really shitty camps. | ||
| That's what makes him great, though. | ||
| Partying. | ||
| So you want to cage that line and be like, listen, none of that. | ||
| It doesn't make him great. | ||
| I disagree. | ||
| No, he is great, and there's that. | ||
| It doesn't make him great. | ||
| What makes him great is his training. | ||
| It's just he's so good that he can get by, with all the training he's already done, being half out of shape and beat a guy like Alexander Gustafson. | ||
| True. | ||
| But I think if you take a guy like that, and you say, alright man, you gotta quit being you, and you gotta live in this house, 9 to 5, go to training, come back, you can't party, you can't do any of that, he's not gonna be as good or as creative. | ||
| Some guys you can't put the restraints on. | ||
| Yeah, but you only say that. | ||
| Like, we don't know, because we've never seen him do it. | ||
| He was supposed to be doing it for this fight, obviously he wasn't. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| You know? | ||
| That was the idea. | ||
| There's a lot of... | ||
| There's a balance, man. | ||
| There's a lot of famous... | ||
| Football stars that are known cokeheads. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| And they kept it from people. | ||
| Well, how about Tyson? | ||
| Tyson in his prime would be coked up in fights. | ||
| Lawrence Taylor! | ||
| That's not clear, because he doesn't really say... | ||
| That he was high during the fight. | ||
| I heard that. | ||
| I thought he did. | ||
| He's saying he was doing coke during that time, but he's not specifically saying that he was doing it in the fight. | ||
| Lawrence Taylor came out and admitted he played high all the time on cocaine. | ||
| And he's one of the best players ever. | ||
| Ever. | ||
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Lawrence Taylor. | |
| Is it a rumor or is it a fact that Joe Montana had problems with coke? | ||
| I'm not sure. | ||
| How dare you bring Joe All-American to Montana? | ||
| Tyson admits to being high on drugs during major fights and using a fake penis to avoid detection. | ||
| Well... | ||
| That's pretty clear. | ||
| Nothing wrong with that. | ||
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Marijuana and cocaine is beating bitches up. | |
| Jones may not have had a problem with Coke. | ||
| Jones may not have had a problem with Coke. | ||
| He might have just been partying one night. | ||
| Bro, if you're doing it that close to a fight, you got a problem. | ||
| You think so? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think for him, he's just got to reconcile who he truly is. | ||
| I think he tried to play this, I'm a nice guy, and then that kind of got busted with DC, and then he was kind of left... | ||
| With this perception gap of what he was trying to portray and what he actually knew that he was deep inside. | ||
| And I think he's just got to reconcile that and just be truly what he is. | ||
| If he's a fucking savage, just be a fucking savage. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| Just be Chuck Liddell. | ||
| Be truly who you are. | ||
| Don't become Flanders overnight. | ||
| Yeah, but Chuck Liddell was a different kind of dude. | ||
| Chuck Liddell was a wild party dude, but he wasn't... | ||
| What John Jones, his situation is, first of all, driving drunk. | ||
| There's a big difference. | ||
| Chuck would party. | ||
| I guarantee he'd probably get limos or something like that. | ||
| He never got busted drunk driving. | ||
| The driving part's a big one. | ||
| Chuck Liddell embraced... | ||
| His celebrity more than any fighter I knew. | ||
| He loved it. | ||
| He had a great time. | ||
| He was... | ||
| Man, he was on... | ||
| His after parties, I mean, he's just on fire. | ||
| He's just like... | ||
| He's just talking about how he fucked these dudes up. | ||
| And everyone's like, fuck, this is Chuck. | ||
| And everyone's taking shots. | ||
| He's taking shots. | ||
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He's like... | |
| He was like at the club going... | ||
| The game's changed, though. | ||
| And he was so fucking... | ||
| God. | ||
| Damn nice. | ||
| And I'm not just saying that because he's a friend of mine. | ||
| Yeah, he's a very nice guy. | ||
| So cool! | ||
| He's one of the coolest guys ever. | ||
| He's a great guy. | ||
| We haven't talked about this fight once. | ||
| The game's changed, though. | ||
| That's all I'm saying. | ||
| Two minutes to go. | ||
| I say Jon Jones should just be the Chuck Liddell of the 2000s. | ||
| I just don't think you can make the comparison. | ||
| Chuck Liddell was never thought of as a bad guy. | ||
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True. | |
| I mean, he liked to party, but people think of John as a bad guy. | ||
| Chuck wasn't fake, either. | ||
| Like, Chuck didn't put on this persona. | ||
| There was no reconciliation that needed to happen. | ||
| He wasn't confused. | ||
| He was just a caveman. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Fucking people up. | ||
| It's just a weird thing to see a guy as young and talented as John repeat the same mistakes that you've seen all these other young, talented guys do. | ||
| It's heartbreaking, man. | ||
| It is. | ||
| This is probably a really good fight. | ||
| I'm not mad at the trunks. | ||
| Old school. | ||
| Yeah, we literally, I have no idea who won this fight. | ||
| We barely pay attention. | ||
| Could not tell you. | ||
| This is like watching the fights in the stands, though. | ||
| If you watch the fights in the stands, like, sometimes, like, before I would work for the UFC, we would watch fights in the stands, and someone would go, what? | ||
| He won? | ||
| Did he really win? | ||
| What the fuck happened? | ||
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How did he win? | |
| Like, this is bullshit. | ||
| Every time I looked up, he was kicking ass. | ||
| Dude, how about those first UFCs when Zufo took over? | ||
| And we were all dreaming of that day where the UFC would be at MGM or Mandalay. | ||
| Like, fuck! | ||
| Like, one of these days, dude, one of these days. | ||
| And it fucking happened. | ||
| We were right there, ringside. | ||
| We had the best seats in the fucking house. | ||
| What was it? | ||
| Murillo Bustamante versus Chuck Liddell era. | ||
| Remember that? | ||
| Murillo Bustamante. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| It was Murillo Bustamante versus... | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| What the fuck is his name? | ||
| Dave Monet? | ||
| No. | ||
| My computer's going off. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| Who the fuck did he fight? | ||
| Oh, Matt Lindlund. | ||
| Wasn't that it? | ||
| Was it? | ||
| I know we were there for Sakurai and Matt Hughes. | ||
| We were there for Sakurai and Matt Hughes. | ||
| Remember that fight? | ||
| And they'd come over. | ||
| Ryan Bennett would come over. | ||
| He was the roving reporter guy. | ||
| And, Joe, so what do you think of the UFC? Yeah. | ||
| And then Joe would just be like, he'd just rattle off like the coolest line and go, the UFC is kind of like baseball. | ||
| This cool ass quote that he would just have ready to go. | ||
| And then they would use that in the promos for the next UFC. And then they just asked him like, shit, will you commentate? | ||
| Then once he started commenting, I'm like sitting there by myself. | ||
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And I'm like, this sucks. | |
| This sucks, man. | ||
| He's all working. | ||
| I'm like, fuck. | ||
| This is... | ||
| Yeah, they talk me into working. | ||
| Because to get those kind of seats, two is the maximum. | ||
| They're not going to give you four of those motherfuckers. | ||
| You're going to get two, or you're going to get one, and you're going to be happy with it, right? | ||
| This guy's getting pounded on me. | ||
| Can I get one for my girlfriend? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Nah, man. | ||
| That's fucking great. | ||
| That was back in the day, dude. | ||
| We were there before I even worked for the UFC, so that was like 2001. And there's a video that's on YouTube still where Brian Callen went once. | ||
| And we were pre-gaming in the hotel room at the MGM, and it was one of those first five UFCs in Vegas. | ||
| We were like in Vegas, in a hotel room, getting blitzed. | ||
| Callen was there. | ||
| This video is somewhere on YouTube. | ||
| Where is that video? | ||
| What is it called? | ||
| Brazilian... | ||
| Brazilian, gay, rapist. | ||
| Brian Callen. | ||
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What? | |
| Brian doing his character. | ||
| You know that character he does? | ||
| The male raping the other men? | ||
| He does it as a Brazilian. | ||
| Sometimes it's Israeli. | ||
| Sometimes it's Brazilian. | ||
| He does it, and it was one of the funniest things of all time. | ||
| We were crying laughing. | ||
| I mean, crying. | ||
| We got kicked out of the hotel because there was so much- Gay porn star! | ||
| BJJ gay porn star! | ||
| Oh man, you gotta- Don't Google that, Jay. | ||
| Yeah, you're gonna get some weird stuff, my man. | ||
| You're gonna get some pop-ups. | ||
| There it is! | ||
| There it is! | ||
| This is one of the funniest goddamn things Brian Callen has ever done. | ||
| You know what's fucked up about it? | ||
| The way they filmed it, it was an easter egg. | ||
| It was back when people put easter eggs in their DVD. So the video you get is this tiny little fucking video. | ||
| Like that. | ||
| Like look at the kid back when he was the kid. | ||
| It was back when he was the kid. | ||
| He doesn't age. | ||
| Can you start it over real quick? | ||
| This is actually his... | ||
| Hold on, hold on. | ||
| This is his Henzo Gracie impression, by the way. | ||
| Bring it to the beginning, young J-man. | ||
| Part Henzo, part Renato Magno. | ||
| It's a combination of both. | ||
| Tell me who you see, you know? | ||
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I just take a guy sometimes, put him to my mat, I make... | |
| Like that. | ||
| Put the choke to him like that deep. | ||
| Left hand, pat my hand now. | ||
|
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Oh, look, look that. | |
| That, yeah. | ||
| Then I make it like that. | ||
| Like that. | ||
| Sometimes slow. | ||
| Sometimes I mean like that, my friend. | ||
| He's licking his fingers. | ||
| I take a guy, pow, pow, like that. | ||
|
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I hold him down like that. | |
| I mean like that. | ||
| Okay, can you explain to me the condom when you have the sex? | ||
| Sometimes, guys, you don't understand. | ||
|
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For me, my coke, what I'm going to do now? | |
| And this is probably 2001. | ||
| This is 14 years ago. - I did, I did. | ||
| Motherfucker. - You guys are howling. | ||
| We got kicked out of that hotel room, dude. | ||
| We left that hotel room and the security guard was coming down the hallway. | ||
| He goes, were you guys making all that noise? | ||
| And we were like, no, we don't know what you're talking about. | ||
| We don't know what you're talking about. | ||
| He sounds like Henzo, right? | ||
| Oh my god, he's so funny, man. | ||
| That was 2001 or 2002, but I wasn't even working for the UFC back then. | ||
| You guys were just chilling in Vegas? | ||
| Yeah, we were just having fun in Vegas. | ||
| We just went to see some fights. | ||
| Yeah, and then he'd always rattle off this cool-ass quote, and then Dana just thought, man, you want to commentate a whole show? | ||
| And then Joe goes, dude, you want me to commentate? | ||
| Commentating is fun, but this might be the shit. | ||
| Fight companions? | ||
| You're not responsible for anything? | ||
| I love them. | ||
| I don't have to pay attention. | ||
| I tell them, fight, fight. | ||
| I'm sure you won, sir. | ||
| You look like you didn't fuck well. | ||
| Congrats. | ||
| Powerful Misha Tate, in the house. | ||
| Hey-o. | ||
| What's up, girl? | ||
|
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So pretty. | |
| Quiet. | ||
| Cold. | ||
| Cold. | ||
| Creepy shop. | ||
| Yeah, all of us. | ||
| Everyone's all... | ||
| All of us. | ||
| Just heavy breathing in the mic. | ||
| Yeah, girl. | ||
| Yeah, smile at the camera. | ||
| She's pretty, but she's also thick. | ||
| All of us are picking her apart. | ||
| I'm a fan. | ||
| We're just scanning her face. | ||
| She's a tiggle, baby. | ||
| Thick. | ||
| She did something with those, right? | ||
| Something happened there. | ||
| Something great. | ||
| No one cares about that shit. | ||
| I prefer it. | ||
| People are like, yeah, get a tit job. | ||
| What I'm saying is, though, it's weird to do that while you're fighting. | ||
| Wow, bums you out. | ||
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What? | |
| Strong stance. | ||
| Whoa, Aubrey. | ||
| I don't know if we can be friends. | ||
| That's fucking ayahuasca. | ||
| Did you do like a bunch of weird drugs before you came in? | ||
| What do you do with them? | ||
| I mean, I don't know. | ||
| You do whatever you do with them. | ||
| What are you supposed to do with them? | ||
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I'm not a big boob guy. | |
| Oh, I am. | ||
| I'm ass legs. | ||
| Why pick? | ||
| You could have little tiny titties. | ||
| There's some bad bitches with both. | ||
| They could be little. | ||
| It's all about the ass and the leg. | ||
| Why pick is a very important point. | ||
| Why pick? | ||
| If you're getting hot enough girls, there's no reason to pick. | ||
| They have pretty faces, nice titties, perfect ass, small waist. | ||
| I mean, the titty's just like the rest of the body. | ||
| It's like an arm. | ||
| We can't talk about that on this show. | ||
| What do you mean it's like the rest of the body? | ||
| Well, there's nothing. | ||
| It's not really a sex organ unless you're like a baby. | ||
| We can't talk to you anymore. | ||
| Yeah, you'd be surprised. | ||
| You're talking nonsense. | ||
| You're talking crazy. | ||
| What about when your girl's on top and she's force-feeding you those while riding the dick? | ||
| Yeah, Joe! | ||
| You tell me those aren't awesome? | ||
| You tell me those aren't awesome? | ||
| Please. | ||
| They're wonderful. | ||
| I agree, man. | ||
| I'm a big fan. | ||
| I'm an awful fan. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| What the fuck is going on here? | ||
| It's early, so I'm going to give you a hall pass. | ||
| It's early as fuck, so you get a hall pass. | ||
| I think the female memories look better in clothes, like when they're kind of hanging out, they're like nice, they're fake, and they're better hanging out, you know what I mean? | ||
| That's like, you know, you can't deny that you're just like, damn! | ||
| You could almost see the nipple and you could just... | ||
| You know, they're real different now. | ||
| The new fake ones, they feel like real tits. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| Because it's not like a bag of water like the olden days. | ||
| Now it's like a silicon, like... | ||
| Gummy bears. | ||
| Yeah, it's like memory foam, son. | ||
| It's very similar to the texture of an actual breast. | ||
| Can't even tell the difference. | ||
| It's a little more firm. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| It's just a little more firm. | ||
| It's a totally different animal now. | ||
| I prefer it. | ||
| Dude, do you remember those porns where the guy would be banging the girl, and they would have these weird striation lines underneath their tits. | ||
| He'd go, like, I'm watching Madness! | ||
| I'm looking at Madness! | ||
| It was something about it. | ||
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It was crazy. | |
| I worked in the strip club industry for 10 years. | ||
| I saw plenty of that. | ||
| Yeah, but I mean, you know, in porn, when it was real bright. | ||
| See, the thing about porn is that, like, you know, they're fucking close up in HD. When HD came along to porn, the whole fucking game got weird. | ||
| Because then you could see those nipple scars, where they just take a fucking apple core to the nipple and just stuff a bag in there. | ||
| Bitches were like, damn. | ||
| Just ditch that fucker back up. | ||
| Like, it was a totally different thing. | ||
| You could see everything. | ||
| Yeah, and do they still... | ||
| Cut the nipples? | ||
| They can go through the armpit or nipples. | ||
| They go through the armpit or the nipples or below the breast, too. | ||
| It's very popular. | ||
| Man, I don't think going through the nipples is a good idea. | ||
| It doesn't seem like a good idea. | ||
| It seems risky. | ||
| It seems like your nipples are going to look all Frankenstein-ish. | ||
| Powerful Uriah Faber, ready to rock and roll. | ||
| Come on, Uriah! | ||
| Looking thick. | ||
| Thick at 145. I do love Uriah, too. | ||
| That's my boy. | ||
| That'd be like dick surgery going through the balls. | ||
| Oh, yeah, right? | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| You don't want to risk it. | ||
| That's very similar. | ||
| That's intense. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Ow. | ||
| Philippe Novere back in the house. | ||
| Yuchul Nam. | ||
| He's a Henzo guy. | ||
| Maybe Henzo be there. | ||
| He was, like, when he was on The Ultimate Fighter, Dana White thought that that dude was going to be, like, the next Anderson Silva. | ||
| He called him the next Anderson Silva. | ||
| Well, he was knocking people fucking dead when he was on The Ultimate Fighter. | ||
| Yeah, you don't call him Anderson Silva, though, huh? | ||
| Well, I know. | ||
| Well, it was also the problem was you have to really be considering what it's hot in here, huh? | ||
| We need some AC. Can we put a little AC on, young Jamie? | ||
| I'm not mad at that. | ||
| There he is right there. | ||
| There he is right there. | ||
| That's him on the Ultimate Fighter. | ||
| He was fucking people up on the Ultimate Fighter. | ||
| That's the ultimate fighter, though. | ||
| Yeah, that's the thing. | ||
| You've got to think of the quality of opposition that he's facing. | ||
| I mean, he looked like a killer against good guys. | ||
| But that's not real. | ||
| That's why when they bring me on the UFC to talk to guys, I'm like, this is just a tryout to get on the roster. | ||
| You're not fighting killers. | ||
| Everyone's like you, man. | ||
| Then you get in the UFC and you're fighting legit, professional... | ||
| UFC fighters? | ||
| Big difference. | ||
| Different animal, man. | ||
| I went from D'Amico Rogers, who had three fights, to Gabriel Gonzaga within, like, whatever, a year, year and a half. | ||
| Big difference. | ||
| Isn't it a weird thing that they, that is a crazy, like, fast track to, like, elite competition. | ||
| Almost too much so. | ||
| Right? | ||
| For some guys? | ||
| Yeah, for sure. | ||
| Like, there's a few that could, like, swim, that could make that swim. | ||
| I think if you have that, like, a, yeah, if you have a serious, like, wrestling background, it really helps you. | ||
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Look at a guy like Kane, Josh Koscheck, Yeah. | |
| They can adapt. | ||
| Calvin Gastelum. | ||
| Calvin Gastelum is in the mix right now at 170. Well, if he makes 170. He fights Nate Mark Hartman, who's our vet. | ||
| Very interesting. | ||
| Very interesting fight. | ||
| Very interesting fight. | ||
| And really interesting only because you've got to factor in how much mileage Nate has on him. | ||
| I wish Nate would. | ||
| Nate's a very close friend. | ||
| And I'm going to bring him in here to have the Joe Rogan talk. | ||
| I can't have it with him, because then he'll have the Jesus talk with me, and we'll be at a standstill. | ||
| I know, but it's going to be a good podcast. | ||
| I don't know him like I know you. | ||
| The only reason why the Joe Rogan talk exists is because I love you. | ||
| I know, brother. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I'm just saying, with Nate, I... I wish someone could get through them. | ||
| When I started, Nate was the baddest motherfucker ever. | ||
| He fucked up everybody and anybody. | ||
| You name them, they would, like, GSP would fly Nate to Montreal, Rashad Evans, all these guys. | ||
| Nate was the baddest motherfucker I knew. | ||
| So now when I watch him fight, I'm like, oh my god, he's a shell. | ||
| I'm going to take some heat for saying that from my friends, but he is. | ||
| It's true, man. | ||
| It's horrible to watch. | ||
| You can only run so many miles. | ||
| You can only get hit so many times. | ||
| Your body can only take so many body slams, chokes, arm bars, head kicks. | ||
| All those things add up, and you get to a point, unless you're Vitor Velford. | ||
| How the fuck is this? | ||
| We're just looking at him right now. | ||
| Well, I think they're on UFC 12. I think they're on different supplements. | ||
| Well, I don't know if you talk... | ||
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Do you realize he's tested plenty? | |
| Bro. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| You gotta realize, dude, Nate's been fighting, hold, hold, since he was 17. What? | ||
| Vitor since he was 19. Yeah. | ||
| He just made a very good point. | ||
| And you don't think they're both doing the same nutritional type things? | ||
| No, I don't. | ||
| No? | ||
| Even though Nate has been busted, but different. | ||
| Nate got busted. | ||
| His levels were so high when they pulled him off of that fight. | ||
| Rick's story fight. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's like, this guy could, like, die in there. | ||
| Like, you can't let a guy fight with those levels. | ||
| Hey, man, just trying to get testosterone going. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| This is coming right from the head of the Athletic Commission to my fucking heroes. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I was on the same card. | ||
| He was like, we can't let a guy fight like that. | ||
| Like, you can't. | ||
| Like, they have levels that you're supposed to be with. | ||
| That was, by the way, when he was having legal TRT. Yeah. | ||
| His levels were... | ||
| It wasn't a matter of... | ||
| It was fucking Wildcat levels. | ||
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Ah, but Bigfoot Silva got the same shit. | |
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| I mean, you're crazy. | ||
| Vitor, huh? | ||
| Vitor in Brazil, they're like, good lord, man. | ||
| He tested, when he came to Vegas, they tested him, and this is one of the reasons why they pulled the whole TRT thing in the first place. | ||
| They made it publicly aware, so I'm not saying anything that people don't know. | ||
| 1,475 was his level. | ||
| A healthy man is like 500, like a healthy young man in his prime. | ||
| 800 if you're some stud, some fucking Herschel Walker stud. | ||
| No, this guy, 1,475. | ||
| That's like you're in some alien territory. | ||
| And wheel-kicking bitches in the face. | ||
| He knocked Bisping's eye out. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, there's still some... | ||
| Look what I did to Luke Rockhold, huh? | ||
| Wheel kick. | ||
| What the fuck are we doing? | ||
| He developed kicks when there's a lot of guys out there that just stuck with boxing. | ||
| They never develop kicks. | ||
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That's Henry Hooft, brother. | |
| That's Henry Hooft. | ||
| True. | ||
| That's a big part of that. | ||
| Henry Hooft is a bad motherfucker. | ||
| My point is... | ||
| He's a great guy. | ||
| Such a good guy. | ||
| There's all these guys out there that are just boxing. | ||
| Look what Vitor's doing. | ||
| You can do it too. | ||
| Anybody could do that. | ||
| You're totally right. | ||
| And you know, the other thing happened is Vitor broke his hands so many times. | ||
| He kind of had to develop kicks. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Vitor broke his hands. | ||
| He told me he had seven operations on his hands. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| When I met him in Brazil, one of the times I met him in Brazil, like maybe like... | ||
| Three years ago or so, he had a pin in his hand while we were eating. | ||
| Goldberg and I are at a restaurant eating, and they have these pins, and then they pull them out when they're done, like my daughter had to get one when she broke her arm. | ||
| So it's sticking out of the skin. | ||
| So he's hanging out with us, and he's like, you know, I got to get this pulled out right here. | ||
| You know, he was like totally cool about it. | ||
| I'm like, how many times do you break your hand? | ||
| Do they ever leave the metal in? | ||
| I know they do that with skiers and stuff. | ||
| They do with some really significant compound injuries. | ||
| It's like a normal thing. | ||
| He's just got shit on his hands. | ||
| My friend Bodhi has a whole metal hand. | ||
| My whole thumb's metal. | ||
| If you see this big scar, my whole thumb here is metal. | ||
| And I have those same pins sticking out. | ||
| Your whole thumb is metal where? | ||
| Right here. | ||
| So that's all metal? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Where that big-ass scar is at. | ||
| Does it get cold as fuck when it's cold? | ||
| Yeah, it does and aches. | ||
| Does it vibrate? | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| What are you trying? | ||
| What are you trying to do? | ||
| Some fake titties? | ||
| So, Felipe Novera, he hasn't fought in the UFC in a long time, right? | ||
| Am I correct? | ||
| Yeah, you're correct. | ||
| This is his first fight back. | ||
| Is it? | ||
| Pretty sure. | ||
| But he fought in some other organizations. | ||
| I know when the UFC cut him, he did still have some fights. | ||
| I didn't hear much about him, though. | ||
| Yeah, he's been training at Henzo's and just kind of doing work. | ||
| Well, wait a minute, wait a minute. | ||
| Didn't he have something where he would faint? | ||
| Didn't he have, he had like a medical condition. | ||
| For those dizzy goats? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Something was wrong with him. | ||
| Like, they couldn't figure out what was wrong. | ||
| Is that him? | ||
| I'm pretty sure. | ||
| I'm pretty sure there was something where they were saying he might not ever be able to fight again. | ||
| But I guess they cured it up, whatever it was. | ||
| The Filipino Anderson Silva. | ||
| Moving around. | ||
| Ooh, still got good hands. | ||
| Still got good hands. | ||
| Philippe Novair was... | ||
| When he was good, he was very good. | ||
| He was a nurse. | ||
| Remember that? | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| In like Brooklyn or some shit? | ||
| Like Gaylord Fakker. | ||
| Goes in for the takedown. | ||
| Hanzo Grace. | ||
| Jiu-Jitsu. | ||
| And Lamb tries to hit that switch. | ||
| Let's see what kind of ground game Novere has. | ||
| He's a Henzo guy, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Is he a black belt? | ||
| I would say yes, because what was he? | ||
| He was like a purple when he was on the Ultimate Fighter. | ||
| That was a while ago. | ||
| Yeah, if he still kept his training. | ||
| This is interesting. | ||
| It's interesting to see a guy fight. | ||
| He's Filipino, right? | ||
| Which is probably one of the reasons why they brought him in here. | ||
| Fighting in the Philippines. | ||
| Probably a huge reason, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| I mean, you would want to. | ||
| When the UFC goes back to Dublin, I imagine they're going to get every fucking Irish fighter they could possibly imagine and put him on the card. | ||
| Makes sense. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Because they do the same thing in Mexico, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's going to be fun, man. | ||
| Mexico, Kane versus Verdum. | ||
| I got Verdum in that fight, by the way. | ||
| Do you really? | ||
| I do. | ||
| Eddie Bravo, there's your bet. | ||
| Right there. | ||
| If you want any extra action on that. | ||
| You want some more, Eddie? | ||
| I'm in. | ||
| Uh-oh, Aubrey just said he's in. | ||
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I'm in. | |
| You're in too? | ||
| I got you, Huckleberry. | ||
| Whatever you want. | ||
| I got Verdum over Kane. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
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Really? | |
| Kane's had a fresh young 10 years off. | ||
| He's had a lot of time off. | ||
| A lot of time. | ||
| He's injured every other week. | ||
| Yeah, but if it was anybody else, I would agree with you, but Kane is superhuman, dude. | ||
| I agree, but Verdum's just getting better and better and better. | ||
| He is. | ||
| He's definitely getting better. | ||
| Go ahead and take him down, Kane. | ||
| Yeah, that's true, too, right? | ||
| Enjoy that. | ||
| And enjoy trying to ground and pound him, apparently. | ||
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I agree. | |
| You know, according to Ryan Parsons, he said when he was training with King Mo, he said they would take Verdum down and nothing they did worked. | ||
| He's like, none of the ground and pound worked on him. | ||
| He goes, it's the most ridiculous thing you've ever seen in your life. | ||
| It's like the Fedor fight. | ||
| Once he starts getting his feet on your hips and manipulating you around, you've never seen a guard like that. | ||
| And he's huge. | ||
| Yeah, huge. | ||
| He's huge. | ||
| Natural heavyweight. | ||
| You don't realize how tall fucking Verdum is, man. | ||
| He's a big boy. | ||
| Remember when he kipped up and then kicked fucking Travis Brown in the body? | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| Kipped up from his back and then whacked him with a kick. | ||
| He looked like a Terminator that fight. | ||
| That was scary. | ||
| He destroyed Travis. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I think Cain Velasquez will take down Verdun at will. | ||
| Yeah, he will. | ||
| But then what happens when we get down there? | ||
| That's like a line in the ocean, my man. | ||
| That's the question. | ||
| We'll play some bet when it comes down. | ||
| Hey, no, no. | ||
| I'm not saying... | ||
| I'm just saying... | ||
| You said try taking him down. | ||
| Oh, you meant for the ground. | ||
| I said enjoy taking him down. | ||
| Enjoy that when it hits the ground. | ||
| Because that's not going to win you the fight. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| We could see King get submitted. | ||
| That would be crazy. | ||
| I thought you meant that... | ||
| He can't take him down? | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| No, not at all. | ||
| He'll take it down. | ||
| I don't think Verdum's wrestling is world class. | ||
| He'll be looking to get taken down, though. | ||
| Yeah, he doesn't care. | ||
| It's probably better for him than getting clinched. | ||
| It's not going to be that easy to... | ||
| You pull half guard. | ||
| If I'm Fabricio Verdum and my jiu-jitsu is that fucking nasty, and Kane wants to get me against Cage with Unhook, cool, man. | ||
| I'm jumping to half guard and we're playing my game. | ||
| Are you suggesting pulling guard? | ||
| Yes. | ||
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What? | |
| That's exactly what I'm telling you, Eddie. | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| Craziness. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Felipe Novera, meanwhile, looking fucking good. | ||
| It's incredible. | ||
| I know, man. | ||
| Felipe Novera is looking good, dude. | ||
| Good transitions between striking and the grappling. | ||
| You see that video with Feras showing how to pull guard? | ||
| Like, he calls it pulling web, web guard, where it's like pulling guard, but he's going right for arm bars. | ||
| He's just getting right into spiderweb standards. | ||
| I'm sorry, who is this? | ||
| Feras. | ||
| Feras the hobby? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Yeah, he's got a video out. | ||
| He's Roy McDonald's coach, GSP's coach. | ||
| I know he is. | ||
| I'm just telling the listeners. | ||
| He's really working on pulling guard by actually doing flying arm bars. | ||
| That's what he's doing. | ||
| He's doing flying arm bars to pull guard. | ||
| So he's setting it up and he's going up and he's swinging people down and hooking their legs and not necessarily going for the arm bar. | ||
| Letting you defend, using that as a hook and then hooking your legs and then just putting you on your back and then finishing. | ||
| He's such a good coach, man. | ||
| He's really into that right now. | ||
| He's so good. | ||
| There's no one out there really working on a pulling guard by throwing flying arm bars. | ||
| It's like basically a flying toss or a flying swim move, depending on what the guy does. | ||
| Roy McDonald tried it when he competed in a jiu-jitsu match. | ||
| When he was playing JT Torres? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Wow, I didn't see that match. | ||
| I know he did really well. | ||
| It's common in jiu-jitsu. | ||
| He was willing to get his arm broken. | ||
| It's Shinya Aoki. | ||
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Relax. | |
| Shinya Aoki. | ||
| He's got a title fight coming up. | ||
| What? | ||
| Shinnyoki has a highlight reel of him in judo. | ||
| Just nothing but flying arm bars. | ||
| That's all he did. | ||
| He was just in judo. | ||
| Just flying arm bars. | ||
| And that's what Ronda would do, too. | ||
| There's some guys out there in judo that aren't going for the throw. | ||
| They're going for the flying arm bars. | ||
| Dave Camarillo, same thing. | ||
| I think that they should have let Aoki wear those fucking tights. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| Those tights are awesome. | ||
| I know, they're the best. | ||
| They look cool. | ||
| I know. | ||
| And it helps him grip you. | ||
| Like a frog. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, if you have fucking hand wraps on you and you have gloves that pad your knuckles that allow you to punch T off on someone with impunity, a guy should have some fucking tights on. | ||
| Do they still allow the wrestling shoes? | ||
| No. | ||
| No more. | ||
| No. | ||
| No. | ||
| No, sir. | ||
| It's a long time. | ||
| How dare you ask that? | ||
| I'm offended. | ||
| How early is it to you? | ||
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Hold on. | |
| Hold on. | ||
| How early is it for this guy? | ||
| You want him to wear wrestling shoes and you don't like fake titties? | ||
| Aubrey. | ||
| Isn't it crazy that you could wear tights, they could go up to your knees, but it's illegal if they go to your fucking ankles. | ||
| Isn't that crazy? | ||
| You can tape your ankles though, right? | ||
| Right here, for some reason, the calf and the shin, if you cover that with a The same material that you're covering your ass and your thighs with, if you cover that part, that's illegal. | ||
| Well, Sadiropoulos tried to, you guys tried to kind of juke the game. | ||
| They had, like, shorts that go down almost to the knees. | ||
| Then they had neap sleeves that went over that, and then ankle sleeves. | ||
| A full of, like, robo-top. | ||
| Yeah, all you had open was, like, the calf. | ||
| And people were complaining, right? | ||
| People he was fighting were complaining. | ||
| He came out with two knee braces, two ankle braces. | ||
| It was too much, bro. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Too much. | ||
| Mechanical legs. | ||
| No, that's totally legal. | ||
| You could wear knee sleeves and you could wear ankle sleeves. | ||
| I know, but if you need all that shit, it might be time to kind of move on with your life, you know what I'm saying? | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| That's like saying to a wide receiver, oh, you're wearing gloves in the rain? | ||
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Is it? | |
| Yes, it's exactly the same thing. | ||
| Look at Philippe Novera's back. | ||
| Got his back, man. | ||
| Damn, good fucking control. | ||
| Making gloves illegal in the NFL, it's exactly the same thing. | ||
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No, it's not. | |
| It's exactly the same. | ||
| It's exactly the same thing. | ||
| Think about it. | ||
| You're just not thinking about it. | ||
| Yo, we're missing a fucking crazy fight. | ||
| Look at this fight. | ||
| Look at Novera attacking off of his back. | ||
| God damn. | ||
| This is a good fight, man. | ||
| Novera is, like, really active off of his back. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| As he gets knocked out. | ||
| He's attacking, man. | ||
| Ooh, he's about to triangle this cat. | ||
| Ooh, he got him. | ||
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He got him. | |
| Ah, nope. | ||
| Oh, son. | ||
| So close. | ||
|
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Wow. | |
| And he got cracked, too. | ||
| Oh, look at that. | ||
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Oh, shit. | |
| That was it. | ||
| Oh, my goodness. | ||
| Damn, that was it right there. | ||
| He's back up. | ||
| Oh, this guy's tough. | ||
| Oh, another knee. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| Damn, that guy's brutal. | ||
| Noveri's got some kicks too, man. | ||
| He throws wild ass kicks. | ||
| He has a set of quads on him. | ||
| The Asian guy is very good on the ground. | ||
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Man, that triangle was... | |
| That was it right there. | ||
| Yeah, if he could just... | ||
| It's a little loose, though, right? | ||
| The flexibility. | ||
| He couldn't cinch it right away. | ||
| If he had the flexibility, he would have cinched it right away. | ||
| He needed time to adjust, and that guy didn't give him time. | ||
| He just drove his shoulder and broke that shit off. | ||
| But again, on that Eddie Bravo program, start stretching all the time between commercials. | ||
| You gotta be born that way, bro. | ||
| Well, it's funny. | ||
| Eddie's got insane flexibility. | ||
| It's not insane. | ||
| But only in certain ways. | ||
| In other ways, he doesn't. | ||
| Like hamstring flexibility is total normal. | ||
| I'm like 93 when it comes to hamstrings. | ||
| 93-year-old man. | ||
| This is a good fight. | ||
| Nover's showing some fucking good grappling skills. | ||
| It's interesting, man. | ||
| That Henzo Gracie team, what a bunch of fucking killers they've got, huh? | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| Eddie Cummings, man. | ||
| Eddie Cummings is the Marcelo Garcia of leg locks right now. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Pay attention to that. | ||
| He just won the Abu Dhabi Trials, finished everybody, four guys. | ||
| He's got leg locks down better than anybody. | ||
| Did he get everybody with leg locks? | ||
| Three dudes, and then the last dude, he armbarred them. | ||
| He's a good dude, too. | ||
| Really interesting guy. | ||
| He was sitting right there when Gary Totem was here. | ||
| That guy, watch. | ||
| That guy, he's going to be... | ||
| He's the next big thing. | ||
| He's the next big thing. | ||
| You can't stop his leg locks. | ||
| He's John Danaher's prodigy and super smart. | ||
| He's like a... | ||
| Smart dude. | ||
| Yeah, like us. | ||
| Some kind of astrophysics major type shit. | ||
| I know I have it wrong. | ||
| It's probably something else, but in that area... | ||
| John Donahue is a smartass. | ||
| Do you ever talk to that guy? | ||
| Yeah, definitely. | ||
| What do they call him? | ||
| A simplest? | ||
| What do they call him? | ||
| Where he only has like one fork? | ||
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Minimalist. | |
| Yeah, one fork and one fucking bowl or some shit. | ||
| Well, he's also got like rules to live your life by. | ||
| Like rules about marriage. | ||
| Like I had Rory on the podcast. | ||
| He was talking about Donahue. | ||
| There's like those rules. | ||
| Like the only time you should get married. | ||
| The girl has to be under 25. The girl has to be more wealthy than you. | ||
| The girl has to... | ||
| There's like a whole bunch of ways. | ||
| And it's the only way you should ever get married is under these circumstances. | ||
| They're like impossible circumstances. | ||
| I love the guy, but he's also the guy who'll wear a rash guard and jeans to the bar. | ||
| He'll wear a rash guard to a wedding. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Donagher apparently wears rash guards to weddings. | ||
| Ready at all times to roll your ass up. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm not mad at that. | ||
| Apparently he has something really fucked up with his knee, though, which is why he never competed. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| N' Overe just got cracked. | ||
| But look at this. | ||
| Reaching around. | ||
| Oh my goodness. | ||
| He's taking some ferocious ground and pound here, man. | ||
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Who knows what those sponsors are in the Asia, dude. | |
| So, okay. | ||
| When does the Reebok deal kick in? | ||
| It's not over there? | ||
| July. | ||
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July. | |
| Good guard to go. | ||
| Goddamn. | ||
| Too greasy. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Everything's just too greasy. | ||
| One round of one, for sure, I think. | ||
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Wow. | |
| I haven't been paying close enough attention to... | ||
| Yeah, I wouldn't say for sure, for sure. | ||
| I'm saying it, for sure, for sure. | ||
| For sure, I wouldn't say for sure. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| When am I getting one of them Chickenhead Social Club shirts? | ||
| Right there, boss! | ||
| Oh, my goodness. | ||
| Oh, look at that. | ||
| Look at this, ladies and gentlemen, fighterandthekid.com. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Thefighterandthekidshop.com. | ||
| It's the? | ||
| Yeah, they're not out yet, though. | ||
| This is some hot shit. | ||
| Can we make Eagle Dick Social Club shirts? | ||
| I know, right? | ||
| Why Eagle Dick? | ||
| When Aubrey was on the show, I said, what drug did you tell me to do? | ||
| Wachuma. | ||
| I said, we're going to do some Wachuma, and Brian goes, yeah, we'll just turn into Eagles with our Eagle Dicks and clothes. | ||
| Callan. | ||
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Callan. | |
| He's so silly. | ||
| His special, May 24th. | ||
| Shout out to Callan. | ||
| I'm opening for him. | ||
| Irvine Improv, I know. | ||
| It's going to be so dope. | ||
| May 24th, and his first show is already sold out. | ||
| There'll be two shows, May 24th, at the Irvine Improv. | ||
| 7 and 9.30, I think. | ||
| Brian Callan recording his comedy special. | ||
| I don't even know where it's going to air yet. | ||
| I don't think they know. | ||
| I think he's filming it, and then he's going to sell it to people, which is sometimes the best way to do it. | ||
| To see how hilarious he is. | ||
| And that way, no one will be fucking with it, too. | ||
| You don't want anybody fucking with the material. | ||
| I can't wait, man. | ||
| Yeah, we're gonna have a good time. | ||
| That's gonna be fun. | ||
| The world needs to know how funny that dude is. | ||
| Oh, I know. | ||
| He's in, uh, right now he's in New York. | ||
| If you were in New York City, yeah, he's at Gotham Comedy Club tonight. | ||
| Probably sold out. | ||
| I'm sure. | ||
| He's been killing it. | ||
| The kid's killing it. | ||
| This is an interesting fight. | ||
| Philippe Novere. | ||
| I can't wait for the Munoz fight. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| Well, that's coming up. | ||
| Isn't that next? | ||
| Magny first, I think. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, let's see what we got here. | ||
| What's Magny got to do to get famous? | ||
| Dude's won six in a row. | ||
| I know, right? | ||
| That's this day and age on the UFC, man. | ||
| That's this day and age. | ||
| It's hard to get famous. | ||
| There's a lot of people. | ||
| You better knock some bitches out, talk some shit. | ||
| Somebody said there's 600 people on the roster now. | ||
| Is that the right number? | ||
| That seems about right. | ||
| Last I heard it was like high 400s, and that was a while ago. | ||
| God, that's a lot of fighters. | ||
| It's unbelievable. | ||
| But it's because the international scene's growing like a motherfucker. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Ooh, nice takedown from M. Look at that. | ||
| That was a pretty slick takedown. | ||
| Yeah, it was. | ||
| Novair working off his back. | ||
| What is that guard called, Eddie, with the underhook on one side, sort of like London when the leg comes over the top? | ||
| Was it New York? | ||
| Sort of like London? | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Look, he's in this position now. | ||
| The leg comes over the top. | ||
| It's not like a rubber guard, not like mission control. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Oh shit, is he mounting them? | ||
| No. | ||
| I'd have to see it. | ||
| But you know that thing that everybody does, where they grab it like this and sort of hold on like that. | ||
| London. | ||
| It is London. | ||
| What does everybody else call it though? | ||
| There's another name for it. | ||
| Oh, Sean Williams-Gard. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Why do they call it Sean Williams-Gard? | ||
| He probably made it up. | ||
|
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Really? | |
| Really? | ||
| I think. | ||
|
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Hmm. | |
| But I thought, didn't Nino Chambri, didn't he have- Oh, look at this. | ||
| Novera going for a guillotine! | ||
| Guillotine! | ||
| Almost! | ||
| To get your right knee through! | ||
| Get your right knee through, son. | ||
| Get your right knee through. | ||
| Don't let him get his fucking body together. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| You know what I've been doing? | ||
| This last week, man, I did hot yoga for the first time in years. | ||
| You like it? | ||
| I did two days of it this week. | ||
| Fucking loved it, man. | ||
| Goddamn. | ||
| Nothing bothers me after that. | ||
| Do you go to a place by your house? | ||
| Yeah, I'm just going to start going all the time. | ||
| What do you mean nothing bothers you after that? | ||
| I don't give a fuck. | ||
| You get out of there, you're so relaxed. | ||
| You don't have sore muscles after that? | ||
| Oh yeah, you definitely get a little sore because there's a lot of crazy stretching. | ||
| If you were sore before and then you did it, would it cure your soreness? | ||
| No. | ||
| It helped me with soreness. | ||
| I did it in camp once a week. | ||
| I love it, man. | ||
| I need to do something more like that. | ||
| It's really good for your flexibility, man. | ||
| You need to relax. | ||
| You get in there? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| That's the thing. | ||
| Well, that's what I think about it, man. | ||
| I think just as a relaxation, there's something about pulling all the tension out of your muscles, all the stretching and all the holding positions. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| Ooh, look at this fucking arm triangle. | ||
| You don't have that cage, man. | ||
| Caught in the guard, but he's going to go for the arm triangle. | ||
| I know, right? | ||
| But he's trying to hold that position. | ||
| If he's got the super squeeze, he might be able to pull this off. | ||
| Nova should turn... | ||
| He should grab his left leg with his right hand. | ||
| Yes, and turn away from the cage. | ||
| Gabe will grip both hands around the knee, and he'll be totally fine. | ||
| There's nothing he'll be able to do. | ||
| Unless you get that impaler working, right? | ||
| That knee to the chest? | ||
| Remember that? | ||
| To break? | ||
| Yeah, mounting and knee on the belly will prevent that, but the mount's probably even better. | ||
| You just get more power if you've got knee on the belly, but the mount, there's no way he can defend it from the mount. | ||
| Look at this, Nover going with jailbreak. | ||
| This drives me nuts. | ||
| Try to jailbreak. | ||
| Look at that, Eddie Bravo. | ||
| Look at that, very nice jailbreak. | ||
| No, it's only jailbreak if he would have side control. | ||
| That was just him putting in a butterfly hook. | ||
| But to stuff it in like that, good dexterity, right? | ||
| You could do that without your hands. | ||
| That's one of the differences between a guy like you and a guy who doesn't have that flexibility and dexterity. | ||
| You do that jailbreak shit, and you put your foot in a way... | ||
| I would have to pull my foot and shove it in there with my hand. | ||
| Eddie could do it like... | ||
| Huge advantage. | ||
| I'm not that flexible. | ||
| I have students that are way more flexible than me. | ||
| That doesn't mean you're not that flexible. | ||
| Okay, look, he's doing it again. | ||
| There it is. | ||
| That's more of a jailbreak. | ||
| Dude, it looks tight. | ||
| That was a jailbreak. | ||
| And going all the way across the belly, that's even better. | ||
| See how he's turning into it? | ||
| I don't get why he's doing it. | ||
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It could be over here. | |
| It could. | ||
| He should figure four in his arms. | ||
| If he'd figure four in his arms, it'd be tighter. | ||
| Oh, he's out. | ||
| And now he's got one rubber arm for sure. | ||
| For sure. | ||
|
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That guy's good. | |
| That guy's good, man. | ||
| He's ferocious. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| Ferocious. | ||
| You gotta think that dude won it, right? | ||
| Yeah, you would think. | ||
| That's serious cardio right there. | ||
| He was going 100% the whole time. | ||
| That was a good fight. | ||
| We have a yoga TV channel, Brendan, if you want to do it at your house or something like that. | ||
| Yeah, Black Swan Yoga TV. I'd definitely be down to try that. | ||
| Really? | ||
| I kind of need a place to go, though, you know what I'm saying, just to commit to it. | ||
| It's better. | ||
| It's when it's hot and you have the instructor there and you can't take a pose off or something like that. | ||
| And there's usually attractive girls, so it's motivating. | ||
| Not where I go. | ||
| But the most important thing, dude, is the heat. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| The heat is everything. | ||
| You walk in, you're sweating the moment you get in that fucking thing. | ||
| The sweat, the breath, the stretching, all of it together. | ||
| It's hard. | ||
| It's fucking hard to do. | ||
| The most amazing thing about it is how hard it is to do and then how relaxed I am when it's over. | ||
| I know, it's so nice. | ||
| Oh my goodness. | ||
| Do all the dudes have all their shirts off and shit in the one you go to? | ||
| The one I went to, I'm like, Jesus, man. | ||
| Just titties and guts everywhere. | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| That bothers you? | ||
| You're weird. | ||
| You're weird. | ||
| How about you're weird? | ||
| How about I'm not? | ||
| How about I'm not? | ||
| For sure put your tits away. | ||
| I'm trying to do yoga and get your titties in my face. | ||
| Like female memories? | ||
| No, that I'm up for. | ||
| That I'm down. | ||
| It's the out-of-shape hairy dudes. | ||
| Those, that's, yeah. | ||
| Well, you want those in your class. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You want guys that, uh... | ||
| It's true. | ||
| You want guys less flexible than you. | ||
| Doing shitty poses. | ||
| You're trying to compete with them. | ||
| Blowing my back out and shit. | ||
| There's something annoying about dudes that are really good at yoga. | ||
| I agree. | ||
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I'm like, fuck you, man. | |
| Fuck you, bro. | ||
| I don't have time to do that shit. | ||
| Especially when they're wearing, like, amulets. | ||
| Yeah, amulets and jewels. | ||
| They got fucking Lululemon on and shit. | ||
| Fuck you and your Uggs. | ||
| Just tights and amulets. | ||
|
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Tights. | |
| Yeah, I need to set my yoga game up, though. | ||
| Yeah, dudes don't wear yoga pants. | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| It's exclusive to women. | ||
| It's very rare. | ||
| I'll rock some yoga pants. | ||
|
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And you know what? | |
| If you don't like all that shit you're talking shit on is why DDP yoga is blowing up. | ||
| It's yoga that's not for your mama. | ||
| It's not your mama's yoga. | ||
| That's a horrible slogan. | ||
| He came out to on it and put us all through some DDP yoga. | ||
| How was it? | ||
| It was alright. | ||
| I prefer regular yoga. | ||
| I mean, you do a lot of counting and a lot of like, hell yeahs. | ||
| I did it with him too. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| I did it with him too. | ||
| Can I get a hell yeah? | ||
| Nah, man. | ||
| It's yoga without the beads and the incense. | ||
| Oh no, I like the incense and beads. | ||
| Philippe Nover won, man. | ||
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What? | |
| Good for him. | ||
| Well, we weren't paying attention. | ||
| Yeah, we just saw that last 30 seconds. | ||
| We can't really say whether or not he won. | ||
| Anik with the new do. | ||
| Sexy bitch, look at him. | ||
| I'm not mad at it. | ||
| Suit and tie. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Mixed reaction from the crowd. | ||
| Hey, man. | ||
| Sorry, son. | ||
| With all due respect, I thought the other guy won. | ||
| With all due respect, we were barely paying attention. | ||
|
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Yeah, I thought he took credit. | |
| I thought you ended the fact it was a good fight. | ||
| We were arguing about knee braces, Eddie. | ||
| Hey. | ||
|
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No. | |
| You want to start with that again? | ||
| It's not the same. | ||
| It's exactly the same thing. | ||
| No, if it was exactly the same, the receivers in the NFL would have knee braces on. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| This is what it is. | ||
| Why do wide receivers in the NFL wear gloves when it's raining? | ||
| Why? | ||
| So they can grip the ball better. | ||
| So they can catch the ball and score. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So they can catch and score. | ||
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Yes. | |
| The same thing with jujitsu. | ||
| It's easier to catch and score when it isn't a hot oil wrestling match with all the sweat and blood everywhere. | ||
| Like why is it more manly to fight in shorts than it is to pants? | ||
| That's ridiculous. | ||
| I don't think it's more manly. | ||
| But then why is it illegal to cover your calf? | ||
| That's illegal. | ||
| You think they're uneducated about it? | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| It's like, in a sport, they have meetings. | ||
| The heads of the football teams have meetings to increase offense. | ||
| They do it in basketball. | ||
| What do we do to increase offense? | ||
| So, if they banned... | ||
|
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Gloves. | |
| They made it illegal for a wide receiver to wear gloves. | ||
| Those rainy games, those muddy games, people are just going to be dropping balls all over the place. | ||
| That would be the dumbest rule ever. | ||
| They go, dude, let these motherfuckers wear the gloves. | ||
| I mean, the rain, they don't help that much. | ||
|
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Pants? | |
| No gloves. | ||
| Dude, all wide receivers wear gloves. | ||
| For extra grip. | ||
|
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Not all. | |
| A lot. | ||
| Most. | ||
| Most do. | ||
| They do. | ||
| And they do it for extra grip so they can catch and score. | ||
| And the league will go, yeah, we want, let them wear, if it makes them score more, yes, it's a good thing. | ||
| Plus they have their logos on them, Nike or Reebok gloves. | ||
| You understand? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But in MMA, you can wear tights that go up to your knees. | ||
| You could wear shorts, but they can't cover the calf. | ||
| I agree that's a stupid rule. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| All I'm saying is it would be the same if they were both wearing knee braces. | ||
| You should definitely be able to wear rash guards. | ||
| Yeah, why not? | ||
| Girls are wearing rash guards and it's not a problem. | ||
| They can't wear pants, though. | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| They won't wear rash guard pants. | ||
| They can't wear rash guard sleeves, though. | ||
| Girls don't fight with long sleeves. | ||
| Yes, they can. | ||
| Not in the UFC. No, not in the UFC. They can't. | ||
| No. | ||
| They have the short sleeves. | ||
| That's illegal? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Now that's another dumb rule. | ||
| Why would that be illegal? | ||
| That you can't cover your fucking forearm here. | ||
| Here's your boy Magny coming up. | ||
| It's ridiculous. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Rumble and DC. It's a good fight. | ||
| It is a very good fight. | ||
| It's just, the problem is, ultimately, if DC wins. | ||
| That's really the problem. | ||
| That's worst case scenario for the UFC. I want DC to win. | ||
| I want DC to win. | ||
| Do you think that DC, if DC won, like let's just say DC wins, do you think that it's conceivable that DC can improve to the point where he could possibly beat Jon Jones? | ||
| Is this like Jon Jones fresh out of prison? | ||
| I'd want to see it. | ||
| Like all groggy and shit? | ||
| No, no, no, not fresh out of prison. | ||
| Jon Jones with a full camp. | ||
| No. | ||
| No one in the world's beaten John with a full camp. | ||
| No one in the world. | ||
| Not even close. | ||
| But people would pay to see if he could do it. | ||
| That wasn't even a good fight. | ||
| You gotta remember, him versus DC, that wasn't a good fight. | ||
| He dominated DC. I gave DC maybe one round. | ||
| He dominated him. | ||
| The fact that he won one round is incredible. | ||
| The first round. | ||
| Yeah, what? | ||
| Right away. | ||
| It went right to it. | ||
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What? | |
| It wasn't a good fight, man. | ||
| John Jones is a bad motherfucker. | ||
| Do you have another one of those bars? | ||
| Yeah, there's a bunch. | ||
| Go in the kitchen. | ||
| There's all kinds of bars back there. | ||
| I forgot to bring those whey. | ||
| I really like those whey bars. | ||
| Those new whey bars. | ||
| You got me a coconut water, Eddie? | ||
| Very, very good. | ||
| Very good. | ||
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Oh, my God. | |
| Why can't you get it or something? | ||
| Yeah, give me one of them CTOs, too. | ||
| CTOs. | ||
| Rumble would have been an interesting fight for Jones because he can knock anybody out. | ||
| Dead. | ||
| I think John would have took him down, wore him out, and TKO'd him in the third round. | ||
| At least there's a chance. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| But we go through this every time. | ||
| Oh, this has got to beat John. | ||
| Wrong. | ||
| Every time. | ||
| Thanks, dude. | ||
| That's how good the dude is. | ||
| Thanks, man. | ||
| Thanks for the fucked up one. | ||
| Fucked up with the depth. | ||
| Have you guys had maple water, by the way? | ||
| You know, we were about to talk about this the other day, but somehow or another we got sidetracked. | ||
|
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What is it? | |
| Maple water is the shit. | ||
| What is it? | ||
| So it comes from a maple tree instead of a coconut tree, just like they make maple syrup, but they make maple water. | ||
| And it's like half the sugar of coconut water and same like electrolytes and nutrients. | ||
| Tastes good. | ||
| And it's fucking way better. | ||
| Where can you get it? | ||
| It tastes way better than coconut water? | ||
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Way better. | |
| I'm telling you. | ||
| Wait a minute, than this coconut water? | ||
| C2O? Yes, sir. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
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Yes. | |
| What about that Harmless Harvest shit? | ||
| You ever have that? | ||
| That shit's good. | ||
| Look, I like cocoa water. | ||
| Not as good? | ||
| It's not. | ||
| Maple water is some next level shit. | ||
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Really? | |
| Like if I was a tycoon, like William Randolph Hearst or something, I'd buy all the maple trees now. | ||
| Jamie, shut up my podcast right now. | ||
| Quickly, get on the podcast. | ||
| Let's get some fucking maple trees. | ||
| Yeah, let's get on the market. | ||
| Hey, where can you get this maple water at? | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| I get it at Whole Foods, and I saw it at the Paleo Conference. | ||
| No shit. | ||
| Maple water. | ||
| We're talking to a couple companies, because I think it's next level. | ||
| Holy shit, I want it. | ||
| And nutrient-wise, what about? | ||
| Yeah, it's equivalent. | ||
| I haven't done the full gamut of research, but what they're saying is that it's equivalent to coconut water, nutrient-wise, without so much sugar. | ||
| Okay, what do you think about this fight? | ||
| What do you think about Cormier and, not Cormier-Johnson, Weidman versus Belfort? | ||
| What do you think about that fight? | ||
| It's a tough call because Belfort's coming in there. | ||
| Belfort off TRT and getting tested all the time. | ||
| Different guy, right? | ||
| It's a different guy. | ||
| Weidman is a fucking beast. | ||
| He is a beast. | ||
| A beast. | ||
| To me, how Weidman's not more famous and a bigger name is crazy. | ||
| The guy's so talented, man. | ||
| He should be the face of the UFC, how talented he is. | ||
| But he's not. | ||
| Daniel Cormier. | ||
| Yeah, Wyden is a motherfucker, dude. | ||
| If he beats down Vitor Belfort, this might be like a breakout fight for him. | ||
| He needs a breakout fight, you know what I'm saying? | ||
| You would think the Machida one would have done it. | ||
| Well, if he stopped Machida, maybe that would have done it. | ||
| True. | ||
| The thing is, Machida and him was an amazing fight, but it was a five-round amazing war. | ||
| It's tough for him because he beats Anderson Silva twice, right? | ||
| But everyone's like, ah, Anderson was fucked around, and his leg fell off in that other one. | ||
| And then he gets Lyoto Machida, and it's like back and forth. | ||
| But yeah, you're right, though. | ||
| If he destroys Vitor, now we've got a superstar. | ||
| He's such a good dude, too, man. | ||
| You know, Vitor could probably make welterweight now, and I'm not bullshitting. | ||
| When we saw him in Vegas that time, I was like, huh? | ||
| Well, that was when he was fresh off of it. | ||
| When he was fresh off of it, his body morphed, dude. | ||
| I mean, he lost a shit ton of weight. | ||
| I don't remember him hitting Jones, but they highlighted all the times that he hit Jones. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| And here he's taking John down, but that lasted for literally a second, and John was back up on his feet. | ||
| You know, you gotta look at a guy like Cormier and think, also, he's like 36 or 37. 37. 37. He's been competing and wrestling his whole life. | ||
| He's only been fighting MMA, I think, since he was like 30, right? | ||
| Yeah, not long. | ||
| Six, seven years. | ||
| Rashad Evans, number four. | ||
| Ryan Bader, number five. | ||
| What are they gonna do with Bader? | ||
| Well, Bader was supposed to be fighting DC. I know. | ||
| That was a good fucking fight. | ||
| Great fight. | ||
| I was looking forward to that fight. | ||
| And Rashad's out for a grip because he tore his leg again, his knee. | ||
| So he's out for another year. | ||
| He's all fucked up. | ||
| Gus has Glover Teixeira. | ||
| How long has Rashad been out for? | ||
| He's been out for a long time. | ||
| Shit, man. | ||
| Two years now, right? | ||
| Two years? | ||
| Two years. | ||
|
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See ya. | |
| Johnson. | ||
| He's big. | ||
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Terrifying. | |
| Look at this. | ||
| Throwing head kicks. | ||
| Rashad was telling me Anthony Johnson owns the sparring practice because he just knocks bitches out. | ||
| Even on accident. | ||
| He's like, my bad, man. | ||
| It's just what he did. | ||
| It's his M.O. Fucking heat-seeker missile. | ||
| Does he go all out, or is he just hit so hard accidentally? | ||
| No, he just hits so goddamn hard. | ||
| You wonder what's gonna happen to him if he gets pushed. | ||
| Now that he doesn't have the issue that he had before with losing all the weight, he's a totally different animal. | ||
| That was a destroyer, DC, when he took out Pat. | ||
| Destroyer. | ||
| But he was mad at Pat. | ||
| Pat talked a lot of shit. | ||
| Just to get in the UFC, though, he didn't mean it. | ||
| He just did it to get a shot. | ||
| Yeah, he had to get that fight. | ||
| But, you know, I just wonder whether or not he could take the heat. | ||
| Because he couldn't take the heat at 170. He was just so dried out that when he would, like, Koscheck beat him that way... | ||
| Vitor beat him that way, but it's at 185, actually. | ||
| Yeah, that's the fight there. | ||
| Because if DC can just get through that first round and not eat a fucking huge shot, I think he's just going to wear Johnson out for five rounds. | ||
| But that's what I think. | ||
| If you see him against Phil Davis, he was fucking on point for three rounds hard. | ||
| Big difference between DC and Phil Davis, though. | ||
| Big difference. | ||
| Big difference as far as offense. | ||
| One can strike to wrestle, and Phil's more of wrestling a strike, and he's not really mixing it up. | ||
| Okay, what do we got here? | ||
| Your boy Magni. | ||
| Come on, Magni. | ||
| I know you're taking Magni. | ||
| Yeah, I got him, man. | ||
| Really hoping he does something. | ||
| I mean, get on the mic. | ||
| Maybe talk some shit. | ||
| Maybe get a Scottish accent or some shit. | ||
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Do something. | |
| He's just going to have to keep beating guys and then become undeniable. | ||
| That doesn't work, man. | ||
| Look at John Fitch. | ||
| Yeah, but John Fitch got a title shot. | ||
| He did, but he was never like a breakout star. | ||
| That motherfucker won all the time. | ||
| If he beat GSP, he would have been a breakout star. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| Yeah, he got his ass whooped, didn't he? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm just saying, this day and age in the UFC, you gotta do some shit, man. | ||
| Magny's more exciting than Fitch was, though. | ||
| You think? | ||
| Magny puts hands on people. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Tough as hell. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Dude, this is gonna be a tough match. | ||
| I would say he's more exciting than Fitch, because Fitch had some exciting fights. | ||
| Actually, yeah, I would say he's more exciting. | ||
| He's more exciting. | ||
| Neil's thing is he's a point spar. | ||
| Touch, touch, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. | ||
| There's no power. | ||
| He's not knocking bitches out. | ||
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Never tired, though. | |
| Never tired. | ||
| I call him the Gazelle. | ||
| My nickname for him is the Gazelle. | ||
| I'm still waiting for that to catch up. | ||
| Just stick. | ||
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It's not happening. | |
| Neil the Gazelle. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| It's not hitting, right? | ||
| Nope. | ||
| I just talked about him being famous. | ||
| YL the Gazelle. | ||
| Watkins. | ||
| He already exists. | ||
| Watson. | ||
| YL Watson. | ||
| He's not in the UFC, though. | ||
| He was in the UFC. He fought T.D. De La Chao. | ||
| No, I get that, but he's not anymore. | ||
| How many pit bulls can there be? | ||
| It's too late! | ||
| There's only one in the UFC. We should put a cap. | ||
| There's already a good one. | ||
| Isn't she the pit bull? | ||
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Is she? | |
| Andre Arlovsky's the pitbull. | ||
| No, he has a pitbull. | ||
| No, Andre the pitbull Arlovsky. | ||
| That's old school, man. | ||
| When I find him, it's just Andre. | ||
| What's up, Andre? | ||
| He owns a pitbull. | ||
| He has at least a pitbull. | ||
| The Uncle Silva's the pitbull. | ||
| Yeah, I agree. | ||
| Oh, Thiago Alves. | ||
| Thiago Alves. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| But, Howlowski was the pit bull first in the UFC. That's true. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| You gotta switch up your nickname. | ||
| There was a few other pit bulls there, man. | ||
| There's some other dudes that, like, I would go get their nicknames at the UFC, and I'd be doing the weigh-ins when I have to call them. | ||
| I'm like, I'm not saying that. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I look at their weigh-in. | ||
| I'm like, yeah, you can't just call yourself some shit. | ||
| You know, somebody has to actually... | ||
| Dude, you can't make up your nickname. | ||
| Otherwise, I'd be like the Brown Knight, some dope-ass shit. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Big Brown. | ||
| You're Big Brown. | ||
| Callan gave me that name, and all the fans ran with it, so I had to switch my name. | ||
| You don't think I'd pick some dope-ass shit like the Axe Murderer or something? | ||
| How'd you come up with the Hybrid? | ||
| I didn't come up with it. | ||
| Again, you can't pick your fucking nickname. | ||
| Who came up with the Hybrid? | ||
| The producers on the Spike Ultimate Fighter. | ||
| Why hybrid? | ||
| Because they would... | ||
| Because he drove a Prius? | ||
| Yeah, right? | ||
| Because they would do bets behind the scenes. | ||
| Not for money, but just who they thought was going to win the show. | ||
| And they didn't know my name. | ||
| He's like, I'll take that hybrid heavyweight. | ||
| Because I wasn't that big compared to the other guys. | ||
| But I hit a heavyweight, so they called me the hybrid. | ||
| And then fucking Callen just kept calling me Big Brown and kept saying I was Native American. | ||
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And then as the show got more popular, it just took off. | |
| I'd pick the Brown Knight, though. | ||
| That's some dope shit. | ||
| The Brown Knight. | ||
| But you can't pick your nickname. | ||
| Why brown? | ||
| Just because your skin tone? | ||
| Yeah, because I'm tan as shit. | ||
| Year-round. | ||
| Living by the beach. | ||
| That's Southern California lifestyle, bitches. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Are you really pale, naturally? | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Always been tan. | ||
|
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Really? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| I think I'm adopted, bro. | ||
| Because my family's white as shit. | ||
| Super white? | ||
| Everyone's super, super white, and then I'm just brown as fuck. | ||
| So you're serious about that? | ||
| 100%. | ||
| You don't look anything like your mother or father? | ||
| Neither. | ||
| Nothing like that? | ||
| Just kidding, I look like my dad. | ||
| My dad's a big dude, athletic dude. | ||
| But I'm brown. | ||
| I'm like Kim, but brown. | ||
| Would you ever have any desire to do this shit? | ||
| Oh, NASCAR? Nah. | ||
| Oh, you mean fucking drive around? | ||
| Nah, I'm good. | ||
| It looks fun, man. | ||
| It would be fun. | ||
| It looks fun. | ||
| I think it'd be funny to do like the F1 style track. | ||
| Those dudes make serious money. | ||
| But the F1 cars are like driving like an airplane. | ||
| It's like a cockpit and it's all technical and shit. | ||
| Joe, Alex from Shark Works is telling me he's going to bring down that GT3 with 800 horsepower. | ||
| Oh my god, GT2. Yeah, he's like, you and Joe are going to drive it. | ||
| I'm like, nah. | ||
| I already drove it. | ||
| Did you? | ||
| It's manual, right? | ||
| Yeah, it's terrifying. | ||
| I'm good, bro. | ||
| Do you know how to drive a manual? | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Yeah, I'm American, man. | ||
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Of course you do. | |
| Fuck yeah. | ||
| Aubrey's right next to you. | ||
| Save that for ISIS, bro. | ||
| Don't fucking help me right now. | ||
| He can't drive a stick. | ||
| Oh, fuck. | ||
| Hold on, Aubrey. | ||
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You don't like big titties and he can't drive a stick? | |
| Are you fucking Osama Bin Laden? | ||
| And what was the other thing that he had on him? | ||
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There was another thing. | |
| What else was this? | ||
| He don't eat Krispy Kreme. | ||
| There was one other thing. | ||
| Oh, and he thought you could wear shoes in the UFC. Yes. | ||
| Goddammit, Aubrey! | ||
| It's not good. | ||
| It's not good. | ||
| Well, you used to be able to wear shoes in Pride. | ||
| I mean, that's why. | ||
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Super. | |
| We're old school. | ||
| And in the UFC as well. | ||
| Do you remember when Brad Kohler kicked Steve Jensen right in the face? | ||
| No, he punched him. | ||
| He punched him. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Babalu kicked him in the face. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Brad Kohler knocked out Steve Judson with one punch. | ||
| Boom! | ||
| It was a haymaker. | ||
| And then Babalu beat his ass and punted his head. | ||
| And he had shoes on, Babalu. | ||
| He punted his head. | ||
| Babalu was the Brazilian wrestler. | ||
| He was not the jiu-jitsu player that he is today. | ||
| Babalu in the beginning was a Brazilian wrestler who could box. | ||
| And he was fighting heavily. | ||
| There was nobody like him. | ||
| There was nobody like Babalu. | ||
| Like a Brazilian wrestler who had boxing. | ||
| He's a tough motherfucker, man. | ||
| You know, if Babalu didn't admit to choking that dude out in his post-fight interview, his whole career would have taken a totally different turn. | ||
| You know? | ||
| Oh, where he held the choke too long? | ||
| He just didn't talk about it. | ||
| I was interviewing him. | ||
| I tried to just go right through. | ||
| I knew what he did. | ||
| See, there's a difference to me between a guy who holds a choke a little long and a guy who holds a knee bar a little long. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| Or a heel hook. | ||
| If you tear someone's knee apart, that's fucked up. | ||
| One's career ended. | ||
| For Babalu, that guy was talking shit to him before the fight, and he was very, very amped up about it. | ||
| Who was that? | ||
| I don't remember. | ||
| I don't remember who it was. | ||
| It was bad, though, man. | ||
| He put him to sleep, and there was a lot of blood before that. | ||
| He beat the shit out of him. | ||
| That's the thing, yeah. | ||
| And then he put him to sleep. | ||
| It looked really bad. | ||
| But I remember when I was interviewing him, he was talking about how he did it, and I asked him to clarify, and then people, like, he got upset at me. | ||
| He thought, like, somehow or another, I got him in trouble. | ||
| I'm like, dude, you're the one who brought it up. | ||
| I don't even want to talk about it. | ||
| I wouldn't have talked about it. | ||
| Like, he thought I didn't like him. | ||
| I'm a big Babalu fan. | ||
| Fuck yeah, how can you not be? | ||
| I've always been a Babalu fan. | ||
| Me too, always, for some reason. | ||
| He's a fucking awesome grappler, too, man. | ||
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Amazing. | |
| He's a really good fucking grappler. | ||
| His match with Chael frustrated me, but yeah. | ||
| He got into jiu-jitsu during his MMA career, and then like, now that's what he's known as. | ||
| He's a black belt, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Dude, his fight with Dean Lister in Metamorris was very impressive. | ||
| He had Dean Lister locked up. | ||
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Damn, Neil! | |
| Oh, shit! | ||
| Oh, Neil's in trouble! | ||
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Oh, shit! | |
| Shit, he's in trouble. | ||
| Shit, he's a fucking wild man, dude. | ||
| Oh, big snaps! | ||
| Just tie him up. | ||
| Just tie him up, brother. | ||
| Tie him up. | ||
| Oh my god, nasty knee. | ||
| Man, bring in the elbow. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| That's a Korean dude. | ||
| People were tweeting me saying this guy's a motherfucker. | ||
| Oh, he's wild, dude. | ||
| Well, did you see his fight with Tarek Safedine? | ||
| He's so reckless. | ||
| He's like so wild and explosive. | ||
| It's just a matter of, can he keep it up? | ||
| But Magny is just always there, dude. | ||
| Here he weathers the storm, and he's right back on him. | ||
| His cardio allows him to weather the storm. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's impressive. | ||
| But the thing is, like, Lim can hurt him. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| He can't really hurt him, you know? | ||
| He just has to outpoint him, which is a bad game to play with a power puncher sometimes. | ||
| Magny's got his back. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| But he could wear his ass out if Lim totally empties the gas tank trying to take Magny out. | ||
| Props to Magni for surviving that fucking barrage. | ||
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I agree. | |
| I thought it was over. | ||
| Yeah, that dude swings for the fences, too. | ||
| He's had some really fun fights. | ||
| Yeah, he's a big dude, man. | ||
| Nice. | ||
| Damn, is she gonna go commercial like that? | ||
|
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What? | |
| Right in the middle of the round? | ||
|
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Yes. | |
| Did it go right in the middle of the round? | ||
| Is that the middle? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, look, they went back. | ||
| Oh, you dummies. | ||
| Whoever's working at Fox, you're fired, Jetson! | ||
| Step in my office. | ||
| You're fucking fired. | ||
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Oh, they did it again! | |
| Oh, hell no. | ||
| You fucks! | ||
| Oh, hell no. | ||
| Camping equipment. | ||
| Oh, now Neil Dez is back. | ||
| What happened? | ||
| How did it happen? | ||
| We have no idea. | ||
| Oh, dude, this is a scam. | ||
| He's gonna shake him off. | ||
| This is conspiracy. | ||
| Eddie Bravo, give me the conspiracy. | ||
| He's too high. | ||
| What's the conspiracy on this? | ||
| Look at these. | ||
| Neil Magny, a little too high on them. | ||
| Way too high. | ||
| He's gonna end up in guard. | ||
| God damn it, Neil. | ||
| At least he's weathering the storm right. | ||
| Is Ferdinand Marco still in power? | ||
| That was in the 70s. | ||
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Oh! | |
| He threw up a fucking triangle! | ||
| Oh shit! | ||
| It winds up on top! | ||
| Very nice! | ||
| Neil Magni tags him! | ||
| What's up now? | ||
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Oh! | |
| Oh shit! | ||
| Stack him. | ||
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Got ourselves a real cockfight. | |
| Come on, man. | ||
| Neil Magnum with a good defense. | ||
| Good defense. | ||
| Try to toss him. | ||
| Neil's long, so his ground and pound works from way up there. | ||
| Yeah, very... | ||
| Straight to mount, son. | ||
| Oh, he's tired. | ||
| Yeah, he's very tired. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Damn, Neil Magnum might close the show here. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Flatten him out, son. | ||
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Oh! | |
| He's got the back! | ||
| It's a body triangle. | ||
| It doesn't have it. | ||
| There it is. | ||
| Those gloves, man. | ||
| That has got to be one of the most frustrating aspects of gloves. | ||
| Oh, by far. | ||
| How much it stops chokes. | ||
| Oh, full mount again! | ||
| Damn, Mackney's on fire! | ||
| Dude, Magnus is a beast. | ||
| He's a motherfucker, man. | ||
| He really is a beast. | ||
| Back to his feet. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| Oh, that dude's exhausted. | ||
| He is exhausted, but he's still throwing fucking hammers. | ||
| Oh, well, this isn't good. | ||
| Now he's got Magnus back. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| It's a great fight. | ||
| You don't know, I mean, if he could recover, maybe he gets exhausted all the time and then he just recovers. | ||
| Okay, here's a good example. | ||
| Like, who do you give that round to? | ||
| Because clearly Lim had Magny fucked up in the beginning. | ||
| But then, Magny had his back, Magny took him down, Magny mounted him. | ||
| I think the end of the round's more important than the beginning. | ||
| If all that shit was so... | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Neil Magny, come on strong. | ||
| Because of all the shit in the beginning of the round. | ||
| I give it to Neil right now. | ||
| A slight edge. | ||
| I'd like the end of the round stronger, to answer your question, because if that shit in the first round was so badass, how did that guy come back and whip your ass at the end of the round? | ||
| So it was almost like it wasn't as badass as it looked. | ||
| That was a dope ass round. | ||
| I wouldn't put it that way, but I would say that it is more important at the end because then the two guys have had the chance to fight and figure out the strengths and weaknesses and what's dominating over time. | ||
| Over time, like the ebbs and the flows of the fight, it's more important that the guy has the ability to maintain, can keep it together all the way through the round, and at the end of the round, he's the one who's winning. | ||
| Yeah, that's for sure. | ||
| But only a slight amount. | ||
| But then again, Lim hurt him more than Magny hurt him. | ||
| Magny was more dominant. | ||
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Yeah, but Lim had him fucked up at one point in time. | |
| The end means, like if that was a street fight right there, I would have said Magny kicked his ass. | ||
| Yeah, but it's not. | ||
| I wouldn't have said kicked his ass. | ||
| I would have said it was a good fucking fight. | ||
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He won. | |
| I would have said Magny won. | ||
| He would have said kicked his ass. | ||
| Not kicked his ass. | ||
|
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I'm sorry. | |
| And you gotta remember, judges are influenced by the end of the round. | ||
| That's what they're gonna remember. | ||
| Isn't that more important? | ||
| It's momentum. | ||
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Here we go. | |
| Look at this. | ||
| You can see it here. | ||
| Boom! | ||
| This is the end. | ||
| But here's the other thing. | ||
| Magny's going to be able to do this for three fucking rounds. | ||
| I mean, how exhausted is Lim after that first round? | ||
| Look at Magny. | ||
| He's sweating. | ||
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What? | |
| Dude, what? | ||
| He's in such good shape, man. | ||
|
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Ridiculous. | |
| He's in such good shape. | ||
| Get him, Gazelle. | ||
| And it's also training in Denver, that training at altitude. | ||
| But look at him. | ||
| He's like, boom. | ||
| Look at him go. | ||
| He's just warming up. | ||
| Now he's confident. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's his biggest thing, man. | ||
| If he can get his confidence inside that ring, which he's slowly getting there, you got a real monster on your hands. | ||
| Well, and Lim is still recovering. | ||
| He's still taking some deep breaths. | ||
| He's just trying to land that big shot. | ||
| He's got his mouth open. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You can't do that with Magny now, because now Magny's just going to wear on you. | ||
| He takes you down, though. | ||
| You're in trouble. | ||
| Triple limb is exhausted. | ||
| The fact that Lim got taken down like that, and then, oh, mount, full mount. | ||
| With a full four minutes of mount. | ||
| Enjoy this. | ||
| Well, also, the thing about Lim is he's huge, so that cut is probably brutal. | ||
| He's a big fella. | ||
| Yeah, he is. | ||
| Look at this fucking back mount by Magni. | ||
| Goddamn, Magni. | ||
| Full mount again. | ||
| Very nice, very nice. | ||
| Oh my god, he's beating the shit out of him. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Goes back again. | ||
| I think he should keep punching. | ||
| They're going to stop the fight if he does that. | ||
| They're going to flatten him out. | ||
| Oh shit. | ||
| Just punch here. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| They're going to stop the fight. | ||
| Quit looking for position. | ||
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There you go. | |
| Keep going. | ||
| This is it. | ||
| Keep going. | ||
| Look at that ref. | ||
| He's very close here. | ||
| Can you feel the ref when they're close? | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Yeah, you start punching harder. | ||
| Yeah, Magny's beating his ass. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| Carwin Lesnar. | ||
| Let's just stop this fight. | ||
| That's it! | ||
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That's it! | |
| Damn, Neil Magny! | ||
| Yeah, baby! | ||
| Fuck yeah, Neil Magny! | ||
| Look at him, not even breathing, huh? | ||
| Do you want? | ||
| That's amazing! | ||
| I'll fight ten more times tonight. | ||
| He really isn't breathing. | ||
| Where does he train again? | ||
| Denver. | ||
| Colorado. | ||
| High altitude. | ||
| Team high altitude. | ||
| Damn, Neil Magny! | ||
| How far? | ||
| How often do you go back and train there? | ||
| Uh, once a year. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Neil motherfucking Magny. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| It's tough for me to leave LA, man, with everything going on. | ||
| Stuff. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| Nor do I want to leave. | ||
| I love LA. I ain't going nowhere. | ||
| Once Neil Magny got a hold of him in that second round, it was total domination. | ||
| And it was what we said. | ||
| Lim was just too fucking tired. | ||
| He was too tired from that first round. | ||
| He didn't really recover. | ||
| That cardio of Neil Magny is a fucking weapon. | ||
| Huge weapon. | ||
| It's a weapon. | ||
| Huge weapon. | ||
| And the position. | ||
| He's really good at keeping dominant position. | ||
| What's going to be interesting about the main event is both guys have insane cardio. | ||
| Uriah Faber has insane cardio. | ||
| And Frankie's cardio is superhuman. | ||
| Five rounds. | ||
| It's going to be nuts. | ||
| I think it's going to be... | ||
| They're going five rounds? | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| I think it's going to be three rounds. | ||
| You serious? | ||
| Really? | ||
| I think Edgar's going to take him out. | ||
| Wait a minute. | ||
| The five rounds? | ||
| How is the five five rounds? | ||
| What is this? | ||
| Wait a minute. | ||
| You think Edgar's going to do something that Aldo couldn't do? | ||
| Yeah, I do. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, I mean, just based on what happened with Cub, you know, I mean, that was savage. | ||
| He destroyed Cub. | ||
| He did, but Cub's not a wrestler. | ||
| Yeah, different game. | ||
| It's a totally different kind of fighter. | ||
| Cub's not a wrestler. | ||
| Uriah's a way better wrestler. | ||
| Way better grappler. | ||
| Way more dangerous. | ||
| I don't know about way better grappling. | ||
| I don't know about that. | ||
| Cub Swanson is a black belt. | ||
| He's really good. | ||
| Grappling? | ||
| Grappling? | ||
| I gotta agree with Joe on this. | ||
| As far as finishing? | ||
| As far as finishing? | ||
| Uriah Faber's guillotine? | ||
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What? | |
| I would say I don't know about that, man. | ||
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You can't get Uriah Faber down and hold him down. | |
| Uriah Faber is really good at jiu-jitsu. | ||
| But Cub Swanson is as well. | ||
| Look who has more finishes. | ||
| Nice submission. | ||
| Cub likes to stand and bang. | ||
| Look at the way Cub just got finished by Max Holloway. | ||
| He was hurt. | ||
| He was hurt. | ||
| And Max is really good, too. | ||
| He is really good. | ||
| And when a guy's hurt, when a guy's hurt, the jiu-jitsu goes out the door. | ||
| No, I think it's a good decision for sure. | ||
| No one's getting finished. | ||
| Didn't you say something about five rounds? | ||
| It's not five rounds. | ||
| It's five rounds. | ||
| All main events are five rounds. | ||
| It's not a main event. | ||
| It's 2015. Munoz is the main event. | ||
| No. | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| What are you crazy? | ||
| I think Munoz is next. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| Mousasi Philippou's the co-main event. | ||
| Munoz in the Philippines. | ||
| Come on. | ||
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That's a... | |
| No. | ||
| Munoz isn't even the co-main event. | ||
| No, man. | ||
| Mousasi Philippou's co-main event. | ||
| At least someone said something stupid. | ||
| Buño's coming fresh off three losses. | ||
| I was sweating over here. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
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But it's the food piece. | |
| He's all, yeah. | ||
| He's like Gary Condit when 9-11 happened. | ||
| Man, that was getting tough. | ||
| That wrestling shoe is going to be tough to live down. | ||
| Yeah, that's tough, man. | ||
| And the titty comment. | ||
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I'm still getting over that. | |
| The titty can't make you stand by for fake titties, but that wrestling comment, you might want to stay off Twitter for a couple of days. | ||
| Yeah, I gotta eat that one. | ||
| I just want to pass on social media for a couple days. | ||
| What is this fight stories thing? | ||
| Uriah Faber talks to celebrities about fights they've been in. | ||
| Is it Uriah Faber's show? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Fight stories? | ||
| It's all animated. | ||
| Oh, that's hilarious. | ||
| Callan did it, but the story was so vulgar they couldn't hear it. | ||
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I was sitting there like, well, Callan, you have to have a different story. | |
| They can't hear this. | ||
| What was the story about? | ||
| Something in New York and beating up gay guys? | ||
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Really? | |
| Bro, you can't share that story. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| And the guy's like, you gotta wrap it up too, man. | ||
| Like, this is too long. | ||
| They just didn't air it. | ||
| I got this pretty good fight story. | ||
| I was in the fourth grade. | ||
| And we're playing kickball, and it was a close game at kickball, and the bell rung when someone had kicked the ball and people were running in, and it was like, well, the game's over, the bell rung, dudes are still running in. | ||
| There was an argument, and I argued with a fifth grader. | ||
| And his name was Enrique. | ||
| And I was a fourth grader. | ||
| And we got on each other's faces. | ||
| Fuck you! | ||
| The bell rung! | ||
| We won! | ||
| And the guy just fucking swift kicked me right on the balls. | ||
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Boom! | |
| Tight move. | ||
| And I dropped to my knees. | ||
| The guy could kick my ass already. | ||
| I was already afraid of him. | ||
| I don't know why I was arguing. | ||
| It was an important kickball game. | ||
| I dropped to my knees. | ||
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Super important. | |
| He kicked me so hard. | ||
| All I did is look up. | ||
| And I just gave him the finger. | ||
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I said, fuck you. | |
| And then I got up and just walked to the nurse's office real slow. | ||
| I was really fucked up. | ||
| So he poked you. | ||
| I was crying. | ||
| I was crying. | ||
| I walked to the nurse's office, crying in the nurse's office, still. | ||
| And it was that stinging pain more than it was the ballpoint. | ||
| Like the tip of the dick? | ||
| Like I should have been bleeding as I pissed. | ||
| I should have been. | ||
| So the nurse sends me home. | ||
| It was so bad. | ||
| I'm going to cry. | ||
| I was humiliated. | ||
| And then I find out Enrique wants to kick my ass for flipping him off. | ||
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Goddamn! | |
| This guy's ruthless. | ||
| But he's gonna have his fourth-grader brother, Sessad, do it for me. | ||
| So now I gotta find his brother because I flipped him off. | ||
| This guy, I didn't do shit to him. | ||
| He kicked me in the balls. | ||
| So I'm fucking freaking out. | ||
| My brother, the fight's gonna happen, me and Cesar, eventually. | ||
| So my brother's teaching me how to box. | ||
| So we put on socks around our fist, and he's showing me how to throw punches. | ||
| And I thought, you know what, fuck, I could throw punches. | ||
| I felt confident. | ||
| So we ran into each other in a playground at school, and we got on each other's faces, and I said, fuck, just hit him, just hit him, just hit him. | ||
| And I was like, I trained for this. | ||
| I had confidence. | ||
| And Cesar got on my face. | ||
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I trained for this. | |
| He goes, you flipped off my brother, you motherfucker. | ||
| And I just punched him right in the fucking stomach and nothing. | ||
| He just stood there. | ||
| I looked at him. | ||
| I said, fuck it. | ||
| And I just took off running. | ||
| And he chased me. | ||
| So he's running. | ||
| We're running through the school. | ||
| All the kids are watching. | ||
| And he's chasing me. | ||
| And I'm running, man. | ||
| And so we ran. | ||
| And I saw the principal. | ||
| We ran to the principal. | ||
| He stopped us and he made us do push-ups. | ||
| The principal made you do push-ups? | ||
| Right. | ||
| For running. | ||
| Get out and give me 20. We weren't supposed to be running through the playground like that. | ||
| He didn't know that this guy was trying to kick my ass. | ||
| He thought we were playing tag or something. | ||
| Oh, that's so funny. | ||
| So we're doing push-ups there, and he's looking at me and goes, I'm going to fuck you up. | ||
| I'm like, oh, man. | ||
|
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This guy's a savage. | |
| This guy's a fucking savage. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I had confidence, but I didn't do anything. | ||
| I punched him with it. | ||
| I threw the first punch. | ||
| In the stomach, though? | ||
| I threw the first punch. | ||
| That sounds like a bad idea. | ||
| Dude, exactly. | ||
| And I just ran. | ||
| He didn't do nothing to him. | ||
| And I ran and he chased me. | ||
| But you know what? | ||
| We never ended up fighting. | ||
| I don't know if he gained respect for me after that. | ||
| I'm not sure. | ||
| But we never ended up fighting. | ||
| Paige Van Zandt. | ||
| One fight. | ||
| She's blowing up, huh? | ||
| One fight. | ||
| She's number seven contender. | ||
| Two fights. | ||
| DJ. Oh, that's right. | ||
| Two fights, number seven. | ||
| I was impressed with her fight with Felice Harris. | ||
| She's legit. | ||
| She is a fucking scrambler. | ||
| She's a one-two cutie pie. | ||
| The scrambles, man. | ||
| Super young, huh? | ||
| 21? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Damn, Brendan. | ||
| Ridiculous. | ||
|
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Are you trying to send signals out there? | |
| Hell no. | ||
| I'm done with dating UFC ladies. | ||
| What are you trying to say? | ||
|
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I don't even know what you're saying. | |
| I'm like Walmart with Rhonda's book. | ||
| I don't need that shit in my life. | ||
| I'm good, man. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| I'm fucking good, bro. | ||
| Did she talk shit on you? | ||
| She never mentioned any names, but that wasn't you, right? | ||
| No names need to be mentioned. | ||
| I didn't read it. | ||
| I just heard all the fans tell them. | ||
| Dude, Rhonda is so fucking huge right now. | ||
| You go to the underground, every third thread is about Rhonda. | ||
| Rhonda is... | ||
| She's a superstar, man. | ||
| It's incredible. | ||
| How is that possible? | ||
| People were still, like maybe three years ago, all over the internet saying, women's MMA will never be big, ba-ba-ba, this and that, I'll never watch women's fights, and look at Rhonda. | ||
| She's arguably the most popular MMA fighter on the planet, right? | ||
| 100%. | ||
| She's attractive and she's finishing girls in 17 seconds and shit. | ||
| Girls that don't know anything, girls that aren't MMA fans, they know who Ronda Ronda is. | ||
| Well, she's crossed over to pop culture because she's in Entourage. | ||
| She's in whatever, Expendables 19. | ||
| Did you hear that Misha said she would be willing to fight Cyborg at 140? | ||
| Misha said that? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Someone needs to talk to Misha. | ||
| Someone needs to sit her down. | ||
| Yeah, she's gonna get that eye knocked loose. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| You know which eye? | ||
| You know which eye? | ||
| She had a lazy eye? | ||
| You know which eye, Joe Rogan. | ||
| I never noticed. | ||
| I'm not being honest. | ||
| I mean, I'm being totally honest. | ||
| You know which eye. | ||
| Dude, I used to date a girl who had a lazy eye, and I had a lazy eye fetish for a while. | ||
| I did it, girl. | ||
| She was a freak and she had a lazy eye. | ||
| She was so hot. | ||
| It just conditioned you to make it all people with lazy eyes. | ||
| She was super hot and she had a lazy eye. | ||
| And in my head, I was like, maybe the lazy eye makes her try harder because she doesn't want you to bring up the lazy eye, so she just goes for it. | ||
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You don't know if she's looking at your dick? | |
| Well, it wasn't that lazy. | ||
| Shit, that's not lazy. | ||
| That's palsy. | ||
| That's a palsy eye. | ||
| No, she just had one eye that was like a little goofy. | ||
| And it was sexy. | ||
| I don't know why. | ||
| I didn't read Rhonda's book. | ||
| Anyone read it? | ||
|
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Yeah, I've read it 50 times already. | |
| Can't get enough of it? | ||
| I am not reading anyone's biography. | ||
| Me neither. | ||
| I'm all set on that. | ||
| I mean, I've read biographies in the past, but you have to do some fucking Nikola Tesla shit to get me to read your biography. | ||
| Yeah, it better be some epic shit. | ||
| I'm all set on reading fighter's biographies. | ||
| I know so much about her career. | ||
| Oh shit, Mark Munoz. | ||
| Well yeah, they play her countdown every other weekend. | ||
| If she's fighting or not, I'm all set. | ||
| Powerful Mark Munoz. | ||
| I really do. | ||
| I mean, I really do hope he wins this. | ||
| Me too, man. | ||
| Such a good guy. | ||
| Literally the nicest guy ever. | ||
| I'd just like to see him go out with a victory. | ||
| That's right, he beat Damian Maia. | ||
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Tim Bosch. | |
| That was in Abu Dhabi. | ||
| The Tim Bosch one was a big win. | ||
| Huge win. | ||
| He's coming off two losses. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then he got Leona Machida on short notice. | ||
| He got kicked in the face. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And Musashi beat his ass. | ||
| Musashi looked really good in that fight. | ||
| And then... | ||
| I hope he wins this big and keeps fighting. | ||
| Juan Carnero just choked him out. | ||
| Remember? | ||
| Who'd Barnett just lose to? | ||
| I was surprised by that, I thought. | ||
| Yeah, he's lost two in a row, I think. | ||
| That's my decision. | ||
| By not loss to my decision? | ||
| Yeah, you know Mark shut down Reign Training Center. | ||
| Reign is no more. | ||
| Yeah, he's retired, right? | ||
| Yeah, but doesn't mean you have to shut down the gym. | ||
| Really expensive down there. | ||
| Is that what it is, Eddie? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Well, for Mark, he just wants time with his family. | ||
| I think he's sick of being in the game. | ||
| When you say real expensive, how much per square foot? | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Not where he's at, Eddie. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| 350. Really? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I'm asking this because you looked at a bunch of places, right? | ||
| You're looking at places. | ||
| I've never looked down there. | ||
| That's too far down south. | ||
| Right, but I mean, you... | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I don't know what it would show up. | ||
| That's what I heard. | ||
| People are saying, why did he shut it down? | ||
| It's not because it was expensive. | ||
| The time commitment was a beast. | ||
| It was taken away from his family. | ||
| Oh, he lost to Roger Narvez. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's what it was. | ||
| I was surprised by that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then before that, he lost to Sean Strickland. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Two split decisions in a row. | ||
| But before that, he beat Mats Nilsson and Andrew Craig. | ||
| It's a tall order for Luke. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Luke's a favorite in this, I think. | ||
| Is he really? | ||
| Well, that's just because Munoz has lost a bunch. | ||
| To monsters, though. | ||
| To fucking monsters. | ||
| Machida Musashi's a far cry, you know what I'm saying? | ||
| To the competition that Luke's been facing. | ||
| Mark's thing is he gets so out of shape in between camps, so his camp's spent just get him to lose weight instead of focus on a game plan. | ||
| Really? | ||
| And then he's running a gym. | ||
| Then he has, whatever, 19 million kids. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| So the dude was always, like, worn out. | ||
| How many kids? | ||
| He has, like, seven. | ||
| I think it's six or seven. | ||
| The entire population of Canada. | ||
| 19 million. | ||
| That's all. | ||
| Those are all Mark Munoz kids. | ||
| He's the Genghis Khan of our time. | ||
| He's like fucking Sean Kemp. | ||
| That's what he does, man. | ||
| How many kids does Sean Kemp have? | ||
| Shit, I don't even know, 15 and like 15 baby mamas. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| That's so crazy. | ||
| What are you thinking? | ||
| You think after three baby mamas, he's like, ah, shit, I better wrap this shit up. | ||
| He's so rich that he probably thinks... | ||
| Not anymore. | ||
| Not anymore. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Is he broke? | ||
| I'm sure. | ||
| Sean Kemp? | ||
| 15 baby mamas? | ||
| But that guy made like $100 million. | ||
| I went to a sports bar in Seattle. | ||
| It was shit hay. | ||
| I'm going to Google Sean Kemp broke. | ||
| What do you mean? | ||
| He was shitting? | ||
| He was just like worn down. | ||
| His sports bar? | ||
| Yeah, he has a sports bar. | ||
| Oh, his sports bar. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It was broke down. | ||
| It was rough looking. | ||
| Wilt Chamberlain fucked 50,000 women and got only a couple of them pregnant. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| Good record. | ||
| Wilt the Stilt. | ||
| Wilt the Stilt. | ||
| Well, he's retired. | ||
| Sean's retired. | ||
| Sean's super retired, yeah. | ||
| But that's not good. | ||
| Because when you have all that money that you have to put out, and then none of it's coming in, and you also like shiny things. | ||
| You like shiny things and fat asses? | ||
| It's a dangerous combo, man. | ||
| It gets ugly. | ||
| You can buy Sean Kemp socks now from Stance. | ||
| Oh, that's true, right? | ||
| In a Seattle super sock? | ||
| Let's see, broke. | ||
| I'll take a pair of those. | ||
|
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You know Iverson's not broke? | |
| He is broke, right? | ||
| Well, Iverson's sort of broke, but he gets some crazy annuity, right? | ||
|
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He said he's not. | |
| That documentary's coming out. | ||
| He just got interviewed. | ||
| He said it's just a myth, and he's doing just fine. | ||
| Wasn't it like him begging for money? | ||
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That's not... | |
| Total bullshit? | ||
|
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He says that's not true. | |
| Well, there's a difference between, like, regular person broke and famous broke. | ||
| Because MC Hammer told me, like, everyone was like, oh, MC Hammer went broke. | ||
| He was like, I wasn't broke. | ||
| I started at $3 million. | ||
| Sean Kemp made $92 million. | ||
| One of the greatest basketball players. | ||
| It says here, how he lost it all. | ||
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Wow, it was close. | |
| But here it says, how he lost it all. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He bought Iraqi dinars. | ||
| So he is broke? | ||
| This is a shitty website. | ||
| Here it says, okay, read the story of Sean Kemp could potentially save you $100 million. | ||
| The Sonics forward fathered at least seven children by six women, lost most of his career earnings to child support. | ||
| His post-NBA life has included failed comeback attempt, multiple drug possession arrests, and the ultimate athlete, rock bottom, playing against a stocky sales reps on pros versus Joes. | ||
| Yeesh. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Okay, this is just a dickhead website. | ||
| That's a bummer. | ||
| This is a dickhead website. | ||
| They're trying to be like snarky. | ||
|
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Do you remember Cromartie and his kids? | |
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| He had five and five, right? | ||
|
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Way more than that. | |
| Twelve or something like that. | ||
| He's only like twenty-five. | ||
| Dude, you're fucked when you have different baby mommas and you gotta pay them and you gotta, cause you gotta maintain that lifestyle. | ||
| It's your income at the ton. | ||
| Right, but it's also, it's not just one woman that has all your kids, which would probably be better for them. | ||
| No, they say this is the fastest way to go broke. | ||
|
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Oof. | |
| Bad idea, man. | ||
| Wrap it up. | ||
| Don't get tricked. | ||
| Some dudes just don't give a fuck. | ||
| Just nutting people. | ||
| But how many... | ||
| Fuck it. | ||
| Say you have six kids. | ||
| You're just like, what the fuck? | ||
| Yeah, well, it's just... | ||
| I think some people, it's like part of the fun. | ||
| Just knocking chicks up. | ||
| Living life on the edge. | ||
| I think they like it, you know? | ||
| You'd have to. | ||
| After four, you're just like, fuck this. | ||
| Mark looks relaxed and happy because it's the last time he's going to walk out there. | ||
| You know Mark real well, so the grind of the training is just real hard on him, huh? | ||
| Super hard and he just blows up, man. | ||
| Why does he blow up? | ||
| What does he eat? | ||
| He loves to eat. | ||
| What is he eating? | ||
| Like Filipino food. | ||
| He's eating a shitload of rice and fucking... | ||
| So he's going to get a big car once he retires, huh? | ||
| Oh, I would be willing to bet Mark will be 300 pounds in three years. | ||
| If I was a betting man, which I am, obviously. | ||
| Hey, how did he all of a sudden get in the ring? | ||
| It was like, bam. | ||
| He didn't even show it, right? | ||
| He was taking his jacket off, and boom, he's in the ring. | ||
| There's tall Luke. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, that was weird. | ||
| When did Luke get in the ring? | ||
| Wasn't that weird? | ||
| Super weird. | ||
| Yeah, but it was just weird how they just did that because they showed him, like, taking his jacket off and then, like, within a second he was in the ring. | ||
| Yeah, they must have been switching from live to not live. | ||
| Excuse me, the cage. | ||
| Le Octagon. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| Mark, his thing is he's losing all this weight, getting in shaping camp, so he can't focus on the game plan. | ||
| Like, we would spar, and he would be doing a six-mile run before coming and spar. | ||
| Like, what are you doing, man? | ||
| And then sparring would do shit. | ||
| Just to lose the weight. | ||
| Yeah, because he'd have to lose weight so fast. | ||
| Well, why wouldn't you spar and then do the run? | ||
| He'd have to run after, too. | ||
| And he'd have to come back at night to rain and do conditioning. | ||
| Because he was so behind on weight all the time. | ||
| That's so crazy. | ||
| That'll beat you up. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| He was exhausted. | ||
| That's terrible for you. | ||
| Horrible. | ||
| And then he was injured all the time. | ||
| Then he was injured all the time. | ||
| Because the body just gets worn out. | ||
| Probably overtraining, trying to lose that weight. | ||
| Need to go to fucking yoga, son. | ||
| Get some hot yoga in your life. | ||
| I'm about to get some yoga in my life. | ||
| Dude, I'm a big fan all of a sudden again. | ||
| I haven't taken a yoga class in years. | ||
| And then I took two this week. | ||
| I'm loving it. | ||
| I need to step my game up. | ||
| There's so much yoga where I'm at, too. | ||
| Yeah, there is. | ||
| That's Yoga Central. | ||
| Yeah, it is. | ||
| The West Side. | ||
| You have to buy a mat. | ||
| It's all flip-flops. | ||
| It's all flip-flops and big asses. | ||
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Cha-pow! | |
| Yeah, I'm not mad at that. | ||
| But I'll tell you what, man, that whole yoga booty, not real, okay? | ||
| Like, you kind of get a little bit of a butt. | ||
| You want to get a butt? | ||
| You got to do deep squats, you lazy bitches. | ||
| Yeah, hit them squats. | ||
| Squats. | ||
| Squats, deadlifts. | ||
| Don't let anybody tell you any different. | ||
| I have my girl squatting, she eating shitloads of rice. | ||
| Just build that ass, son. | ||
| Just on a carb load all the time. | ||
| Just carb load for that ass. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Come on, Marky Mark! | ||
| Let's see that donkey come. | ||
| Wow, Luke Barnett looking fast. | ||
| Fast and tall. | ||
| Light on the feet. | ||
| They said he's 6'6". | ||
| Good lord, that's a tall drink of water. | ||
| He looks light on his feet, too. | ||
| Yeah, he does. | ||
| Looks good. | ||
| Looks good on his feet here. | ||
| I like Luke a lot, but he has a whole career ahead of him. | ||
| I need Mark to win this. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Munoz is going to be super motivated coming into this. | ||
| Not want to go out in an L. Hell no. | ||
| Munoz got some fucking real power, man. | ||
| Real power. | ||
| Dude, his wrestling and transitions is nasty. | ||
| I just trained with him two weeks ago. | ||
| He's looking great. | ||
| Did he come into this camp overweight as well? | ||
| No, he came in better shape this camp. | ||
| Oh, he just hit a knee. | ||
| Oh, he's getting guillotined. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| This is not good. | ||
| You don't need to have him, Mark. | ||
| Oh, look at this. | ||
| No? | ||
| No. | ||
| He's a beast with his guillotines. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| He's transitioning, moving. | ||
| Oh, Luke. | ||
| Very good. | ||
| Mark down here is a monster, man. | ||
| But Luke's so long. | ||
| Mark's been going with Kendall Grove to get ready for how long he is. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Perfect training partner. | ||
| Mark is nasty with his ground and pound. | ||
| His ground and pound is absolutely fucking ferocious. | ||
| And he's a sick wrestler. | ||
| Dragged him to the ground. | ||
| This is Mark's fucking home base here. | ||
| Against the cage on the side here, he's so good, man. | ||
| Luke is so long and tall. | ||
| And Luke is from England, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So doesn't have a background in wrestling. | ||
| But he's trained at Alliance, so he's going with some tough guys. | ||
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Right. | |
| Alliance is a fucking hell of a gym, huh? | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| But they really put together some camp down there in San Diego. | ||
| Yeah, they did. | ||
|
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Oh! | |
| Oh, shit! | ||
| Big uppercut! | ||
| Then he's gonna shoot. | ||
| Oh, he's in trouble. | ||
| He's in trouble. | ||
| Mark with underhooks. | ||
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Trouble. | |
| Oh! | ||
| He tagged him again. | ||
| Look at my boy Mark, just feeling it. | ||
| Don't hit a knee. | ||
| Take him down, Marky Mark. | ||
| Good body shot. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Oh, you're going down, son. | ||
| Oh, nice elbows. | ||
| Get them out, son. | ||
| He's so good here, man. | ||
| All Mark works on is cage work. | ||
| That's all he does. | ||
| He just does tons of cage work. | ||
| He's so good against the cage. | ||
| Who organizes his camp, and why did they ever let him get that fat? | ||
| That's the problem with Mark running Rain Training Center. | ||
| For a long time, Mark was doing everything. | ||
| So he was running his own camps, too? | ||
| He was running his own camp, and then he'd coach me and whoever else was in there during his camp. | ||
| And when Mark was fighting Weidman, I told Mark, I said, Hey, Mark, what do you think Weidman's doing right now? | ||
| You think he's coaching other guys as he's getting ready for you? | ||
| But Mark just loves it, man. | ||
| He loves to give back. | ||
| He's such a nice guy. | ||
| But it caught up with him. | ||
| So, um, what do they do with Rain? | ||
| They just close the doors? | ||
| Yeah, they close the doors. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| He's hurting him, man. | ||
| Luke is hurt. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| He dragged him right back down. | ||
| He's Cain Velasca-ing him. | ||
| Nah, Mark was before Cain with his doggy come. | ||
| Well, his ground opponent is like at a very high level. | ||
| Oh, that was a big right hand, man. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Hammers. | ||
| He's on fire right now. | ||
|
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How can you not be, man? | |
| Oh! | ||
| We just gotta watch the upkicks. | ||
| Watch those upkicks, son. | ||
| Watch the leg. | ||
| He's trying to go De La Riva on him. | ||
|
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Oh! | |
| Just barely mess up right now. | ||
| You get a marky mark. | ||
|
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Oh! | |
| God, he's gotta be careful. | ||
| Yeah, that knee in the transition. | ||
| That'd be heartbreaking, man. | ||
| Yeah, he's looking so good right now. | ||
| This classic. | ||
| Phil Davis in Barnett's corner. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's kind of too late to have that good of a wrestling coach if you can't wrestle, you know what I'm saying? | ||
| Guys who do that, it makes me laugh. | ||
| It's never too late. | ||
| Why is it? | ||
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Oh, look at that! | |
| You said that he took him down! | ||
| He did a great trip. | ||
| Oh, look at that! | ||
| Oh, look at that! | ||
| Beautiful escape by Munoz. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| Ooh, he's fucked up. | ||
| He's hurt in a minute to go. | ||
|
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Good body work, son. | |
| He's walking him down. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Completely walking him down. | ||
| Hands up, Marky Mark. | ||
|
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He's too long to be doing that shit Parnett is exhausted How's Mark's cardio? | |
| Pretty good. | ||
| You know, we have that wrestling background, especially when it comes to grappling. | ||
| You can grapple all damn day. | ||
| It's just in his DNA, you know what I'm saying? | ||
| So he's gonna start coaching wrestling? | ||
| Is that what he's gonna do? | ||
| He does wrestling camps. | ||
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Oh! | |
| He does wrestling camps and then his son's a stud wrestler and he wants to focus on his family, man. | ||
| What is he gonna do for a living? | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| That's a great question, Joe. | ||
| You've got 100 kids. | ||
| You've got to really take that into consideration. | ||
| 19 million, Joe. | ||
| It's not like he made enough money from his UFC career to retire either. | ||
| Absolutely not. | ||
| And then you're giving up your school? | ||
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Hmm. | |
| Well, his school wasn't making money. | ||
| That was a money pit. | ||
| Was it? | ||
| He was losing money? | ||
| It's hard. | ||
| You know what he does? | ||
| He does speaking engagements. | ||
| He gets paid for that. | ||
| He does all that. | ||
| He does an anti-bullying program. | ||
| He does wrestling camps. | ||
| Mark's a smart guy. | ||
| His wife's super smart. | ||
| I'm sure she's going to help him out. | ||
| I'm sure he has a plan. | ||
| Guarantee it. | ||
| I hope so. | ||
| I just don't know the plan. | ||
| So if Luke Barnett loses, is he out? | ||
| Three and out? | ||
| Is that the rule? | ||
| It depends on the guy. | ||
| It depends on the guy. | ||
| It also depends on what the fight looks like. | ||
| If he fights like this, wild, crazy-ass fight, they might keep him around just because it takes two to tango. | ||
| A guy who's willing to throw down like that, that was what kept Dan Hardy around. | ||
| When Dan Hardy was losing, he was like, yeah, he might be losing, but this motherfucker throws. | ||
| And Leonard Garcia. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| I mean, he lost a shitload of fights. | ||
| I think four in a row, five in a row. | ||
| Yeah, Leonard Garcia would throw rocks. | ||
| From his hips. | ||
| Throwing rocks. | ||
| Just old school from his hips, right? | ||
| Yeah, he was wild. | ||
| Here we go, round dos. | ||
| In the Philippines. | ||
| He's got some super Filipino power. | ||
| Being in the Philippines, fighting his last fight. | ||
| Nickname's the Filipino Wrecking Machine. | ||
| I wonder what the crowd's like there. | ||
| First big UFC in the Philippines. | ||
| First UFC ever in the Philippines. | ||
| It's probably not quiet like the rest of Asia, right? | ||
| Yeah, I bet it's different. | ||
| I bet it's different. | ||
| Yeah, definitely not like a Japan, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, they're a different kind of Asian. | ||
| It's interesting. | ||
| It's Spanish and Filipino. | ||
| They all have like Spanish last name, or excuse me, Spanish and Chinese. | ||
| They all have Spanish last names. | ||
| It's like a lot, really simpler. | ||
| Like one of the greatest pool players of all time is a guy named Efren Reyes from the Philippines. | ||
| But I mean, that sounds like a Mexican. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Efren Reyes? | ||
| 100%. | ||
| That's a Mexican. | ||
| Mark Munoz sounds Mexican. | ||
| Yeah, Francisco Bustamante is another guy. | ||
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Munoz with the clinch. | |
| Fucking cardio, man, is so much of fighting. | ||
| That Magni fight proved that, huh? | ||
| True that. | ||
| Skills, for sure, but the limb that came out and tried to win that fight in the first round, not the same limb. | ||
| He's so tall. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So tall and well-coached. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| You gotta be careful of those fucking elbows, man. | ||
| Those Travis Brown elbows. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| He set kind of the blueprint for that. | ||
| He just keeps tagging Munoz, too. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
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No way! | |
| Oh, oh, shit! | ||
| You know what people are talking about on that DC card is, uh... | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Orlovsky. | ||
| Brown. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
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Is that on that card? | |
| That's on that card, man. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| That card is so insane. | ||
| That card's so insane, it's like, there's too much to talk about. | ||
| You got Donald Cerrone. | ||
| Cerrone on there, yeah. | ||
| Against who? | ||
| He had to get a replacement. | ||
| Who's his replacement? | ||
| What's the Canadian cat from TriStar? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| John McDessie. | ||
| McDessie, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, because Habib Nurmagomedov hurt his knee again. | ||
| Pettis hurt his fucking arm really bad, man. | ||
| His elbow, right? | ||
| His arm is fucking mangled. | ||
| He got taken down. | ||
| His arm got trapped in the cage. | ||
| Like, during the takedown. | ||
| He got some pretty significant damage. | ||
| It's a bummer. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's a real... | ||
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Oh! | |
| That was nice. | ||
| Watch the upkick. | ||
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Watch the triangle. | |
| Watch the triangle, yes. | ||
| Munoz is really good ground and pound from the guard, too. | ||
| Yeah, really good. | ||
| His passing is getting good, too. | ||
| He's been working with Casey Halstead from 10th Planet Costa Mesa a lot. | ||
| Eddie, we've got to get a 10th Planet in Austin, bro. | ||
| I don't decide where my schools go. | ||
| The cities decide. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| There has to be some dude who's... | ||
| I'm obsessed with mastering the 10th Planet system and whatever his mission in life has to be to open up a school. | ||
| Those are the only guys that can pull it off. | ||
| Yeah, you're not going to let them half-ass you. | ||
| Yeah, you can't go to the city and go, I need a... | ||
| Anybody interested in doing this 10th Planet stuff? | ||
| It's a good system, but you can't sell it. | ||
| You've got to have someone that's already into it. | ||
| Well, just get someone who's into it and I'll sell Austin to them. | ||
| That'll work. | ||
| Do you want to train? | ||
| Is that what's going on? | ||
| Yeah, it'll be fun, man. | ||
| Todd White's down there. | ||
| Yeah, I'm going to do a seminar there pretty soon. | ||
| Todd White's opening up a school. | ||
| You met Todd White before? | ||
| Famous artist, dude. | ||
| Great dude. | ||
| One of John Jacques' black belts. | ||
| Old training partner of mine. | ||
| He just moved to Austin. | ||
| He loves it there, man. | ||
| He's raving to me about it. | ||
| People love Austin, huh? | ||
| It's a great town. | ||
| It's one of the best towns in the country. | ||
| No doubt about it. | ||
| I do, man. | ||
| I played football there, but I've never hung out. | ||
| You ever do the Alex Jones show? | ||
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No. | |
| Has he ever brought you on? | ||
| I see him all the time, though. | ||
| You see him? | ||
| Where? | ||
| Just randomly. | ||
| Supermarket and shit? | ||
| Are you serious? | ||
| No, I see him. | ||
| He's downtown a lot. | ||
| Does he recognize you? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's an interesting dude. | ||
| He's all divorced up now. | ||
| What? | ||
| Yeah, he got an apartment in a building. | ||
| I didn't know he got divorced. | ||
| Black helicopters. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| He's a wild man now. | ||
| One of the weirdest things ever was listening to an Alex Jones voicemail on my phone when we were in Vegas. | ||
| We were hammered the night before. | ||
| Just listening to my message, it's Alex Jones. | ||
| Eddie, I don't know what you guys are doing. | ||
| I can't even do that. | ||
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Oh, last night was pretty crazy. | |
| Are you guys gonna get breakfast and what time should we meet for the fight? | ||
| We brought him to the UFC and got him high as fuck on pot cookies. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| You know that guy? | ||
| That guy is... | ||
| I was wondering if he'd be sick of talking about conspiracy theories. | ||
| I mean, he does a show every day. | ||
| He'll talk conspiracy theories all fucking night. | ||
| That exhausts me. | ||
| That exhausts me, bro. | ||
| He wouldn't stop. | ||
| He won't stop. | ||
| And you love him. | ||
| I loved him. | ||
| Hell yeah, you do. | ||
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Every question I had, he had some documents... | |
| You backed it up. | ||
| Well, we have the documents. | ||
| If you go back to... | ||
| When Truman was in office, this was all put into place. | ||
| Yeah, and I'd ask him about... | ||
| Back then, I was really into... | ||
| I was super into UFOs and stuff back then. | ||
| I was asking him about that, and he goes, if he was into it. | ||
| He's like, that stuff that we can't prove... | ||
| I'm focusing on what we can do right now with the people of the United States. | ||
| I'm not focused on space, you know? | ||
| We're focusing on the government and freedom. | ||
| You know what killed UFOs for me is ancient aliens. | ||
| After a couple seasons of that, I'm like, I don't ever want to see anything on UFOs again. | ||
| You know what killed it for me is talking to people. | ||
| When I did that Joe Rogan questions everything, I would talk to the experts. | ||
| I was like, where's the evidence? | ||
| You guys got nothing? | ||
| No one has anything. | ||
| Well, it's tough. | ||
| There's massive evidence. | ||
| How about there's massive evidence? | ||
| But we don't have the cameras to film. | ||
| It's always like, you know, there's always these new films of UFOs. | ||
| You get on YouTube every day. | ||
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It's all bullshit. | |
| Yeah, but it's all like video. | ||
| It's all bullshit. | ||
| Video editing skills. | ||
| But what if they actually were spaceships? | ||
| What would it actually look like? | ||
| It would look like a little dot. | ||
| No one has cameras that can capture shit. | ||
| I think honestly, if someone can come here from another fucking planet, they could be a rubber dick in the sky. | ||
| They don't have to be a silver ship. | ||
| They could be a cloud. | ||
| It could be anything. | ||
| We don't know what it looks like. | ||
| We assume what it looks like. | ||
| They're really close to making an actual cloaking device now. | ||
| Have you ever seen those Japanese jackets where the entire jacket films what's behind it? | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| Some Mission Impossible shit. | ||
| Yeah, like you're wearing a jacket, right? | ||
| And the jacket literally will be an accurate representation of what's behind you. | ||
| And it's like real crude technology. | ||
| It's like a screen. | ||
| Like your jacket will be a screen. | ||
| Like say if we were looking at you and your chicken head shirt was in fact that the background. | ||
| The camera, the whole thing, what's behind you. | ||
| Like they've already figured out how to do that, but it's kind of crude. | ||
| Well, eventually they'll be able to do it where it's indiscernible from the sky. | ||
| Like you'll be moving through the sky like Predator. | ||
| Remember when Predator had that shit? | ||
| He would just wiggle a little bit. | ||
| You'd see the wiggling. | ||
| I think they're going to have that kind of technology for sure within the next decade or two. | ||
| And aliens probably have that. | ||
| If they can get here... | ||
| Yeah, look at this. | ||
| Jamie's got it up on the screen. | ||
| Look at it up there. | ||
| This is pretty dope. | ||
| Look, this guy's got this thing on, this cape. | ||
| Now watch what happens when they turn it on. | ||
| It's pretty slick, man. | ||
| The guy's standing there with this thing, and it allows them to project everything that's behind it. | ||
| Well, I don't need to see all the... | ||
| Yeah, here we go. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Isn't that crazy? | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| That's real. | ||
| Isn't that nuts? | ||
| I mean, I can for sure still see them, but yeah, that's pretty nuts. | ||
| Well, it's crude right now, but it's going to get to a point... | ||
| It's getting there. | ||
| Yeah, it's going to get to a point in a few decades where it works, and they can put it on airplanes and shit. | ||
| That was pretty good special effects back then in Predator. | ||
| Hell yeah! | ||
| I can still watch that. | ||
| A lot of that shit doesn't hold up at all. | ||
| You can't watch Clash of the Titans without it being silly. | ||
| No, you watch a bunch of stuff and you're like, this is some bullshit. | ||
| Predator's legit. | ||
| I was just bummed out that their fucking thermal technology is so shitty, all you have to do is cover yourself in mud. | ||
| I know, I can't see you. | ||
| Come on, son. | ||
| You're still warm. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| It just gets to be warm mud. | ||
| What about your eyeballs? | ||
| That's the best... | ||
| Seen ever. | ||
| He can't see me. | ||
| Come on, do it! | ||
| He can't see me. | ||
| Come on, do it now! | ||
| You guys see Mad Max? | ||
| I heard it's amazing. | ||
| The new one? | ||
| I heard the new one's amazing. | ||
| I like Tom Hardy. | ||
| Does it suck? | ||
| I can't say that on a podcast. | ||
| Yes, you can. | ||
| Yeah, you can. | ||
| Does it suck? | ||
| How bad does it suck? | ||
| It's terrible, man. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Everybody says it's amazing. | ||
| I didn't want to see it anyways. | ||
| We only got a 99 on Rotten Tomatoes the first time I saw it. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Go see it then. | ||
| Is it that bad? | ||
| You know, we disagree on a lot of shit. | ||
| Eddie Bravo and I do not agree on movies. | ||
| Some movies. | ||
| Some movies. | ||
| But when it comes to comic book movies, this motherfucker hates it when you know that the dude who's the star is going to live. | ||
| I can understand. | ||
| I can see that. | ||
| I can see that. | ||
| We would go to the movies. | ||
| We would go to the movies. | ||
| I want the hero to die. | ||
| This is stupid. | ||
| I knew the whole time he was going to be fine. | ||
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The whole time. | |
| Dude, it's a comic book movie. | ||
| You can't kill Spider-Man. | ||
| You're not killing Iron Man in an Iron Man movie. | ||
| You've got to get over that. | ||
| So what's your favorite comic book movie, Joe? | ||
| What's some of your favorites? | ||
| I'm a big fan of the Hulk. | ||
| I love the Hulk. | ||
| Just because I love the idea of a fucking nerdy dude. | ||
| Mad Max. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| 9 out of 10 on IMDB. 99% on Rotten Tomatoes. | ||
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And they're haters. | |
| Dude, it was terrible. | ||
| It was like the Warriors. | ||
| It was like the Warriors, but instead of just killing Cyrus, they took his hose. | ||
| They took his hose. | ||
| And then now Cyrus is going after the Warriors. | ||
| He's alive now because they took his hose. | ||
| Tom Hardy doesn't make a bad movie. | ||
| And one of them is pregnant. | ||
| That's not true. | ||
| I saw that Warrior movie. | ||
| That warrior movie was dog shit. | ||
| What else? | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| Our friend Brian Callens in that movie. | ||
| I can't hear you, Jamie. | ||
| You're not mic'd, you fuck. | ||
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How dare you, Joe Rogan. | |
| You're a goddamn producer and you're talking in the back. | ||
| That was a terrible movie. | ||
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I can't say the movie I saw that he was in. | |
| Okay. | ||
| What'd you say? | ||
| You can't say it. | ||
| Oh, was it one of those, uh, you had a side and a non-disclosure? | ||
| Jamie goes to the... | ||
| Jamie's one of those focus group people. | ||
| If you find out why movies get changed, talk to Jamie. | ||
| That's you? | ||
| Okay, I'm gonna tell you one. | ||
| He's one of those dudes. | ||
| All critical and shit. | ||
| He loves that shit. | ||
| He's kinda cool, I guess. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There's a gang, there's like these different gangs of... | ||
| Oh, look at this! | ||
| Munoz with a takedown. | ||
| Munoz definitely won this fight, by the way. | ||
| Three of three. | ||
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Yes. | |
| Eddie, don't ruin Mad Max for me. | ||
| I'm not going to ruin it for you. | ||
| I'm just going to tell you about a character. | ||
| There's a character who plays... | ||
| There's all these dune buggies and all these cars with all these guns and these warriors. | ||
| They're like gangs, right? | ||
| And one gang has... | ||
| They have a truck with all these amps on it. | ||
| A truck. | ||
| There's a wall of amps. | ||
| A truck that's a wall of amps, and they have a guy playing guitar in front. | ||
| So whenever they go to battle, there's a guy in the front of a truck playing the guitar. | ||
| Don't spoil it or alert it. | ||
| That makes me want to see it. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| That sounds awesome, man. | ||
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That sounds awesome. | |
| That sounds dope. | ||
| You like that? | ||
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Hell, yeah. | |
| And the whole time he's playing guitar, people are... | ||
| And it's like... | ||
| It's a truck with a wall of amps and he's hanging in front of the amp playing guitar. | ||
| Yeah, I want to see that. | ||
| Why is it bad? | ||
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You sold me. | |
| You sold me. | ||
| That's great. | ||
| 99% of Rotten Tomatoes. | ||
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99%. | |
| I don't know, man. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Are you a 1%er? | ||
| Is that what's going on? | ||
| Yeah, it is. | ||
| Sounds fucking dope. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| If you see I stayed. | ||
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I stayed. | |
| I didn't leave. | ||
| It was so ridiculous. | ||
| It was like that Cabin in the Woods type movie. | ||
| It's so ridiculous. | ||
| It's like... | ||
| Well, you didn't go to it because you thought it was realistic and shit. | ||
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Right? | |
| I love Cabin in the Woods, by the way. | ||
| I don't mind it. | ||
| Are you the guy that goes to Transformers? | ||
| I hate Transformers. | ||
| Robots can't talk. | ||
| I don't even go. | ||
| You're not going to catch me there. | ||
| I'm not gonna go fucking see a movie about kids toys. | ||
| It's robots! | ||
| Come on! | ||
| You're Mr. Conspiracy! | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Yeah, I agree. | ||
| I'm not gonna watch that shit. | ||
| I haven't seen one of them transformers. | ||
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I haven't either. | |
| I hate those action. | ||
| I don't fucks with that. | ||
| Michael Bay, I'm sure he's getting mad pussy, but I don't like his shit. | ||
| I'm not into that shit. | ||
| I don't get into that shit. | ||
| Did he do the Ninja Turtle movie? | ||
| Who did the Ninja Turtle movie? | ||
| Michael Bay did. | ||
| Nobody saw that shit. | ||
| What? | ||
| I've seen it three times and I own it. | ||
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I fucking love me some Ninja Turtles, son! | |
| You know who else loves Ninja Turtles? | ||
| My fucking four-year-old. | ||
| I'm not lying. | ||
| My four-year-old, she has Ninja Turtle pajamas. | ||
| Because she's awesome. | ||
| Because she's awesome. | ||
| I had the same shit when I was a kid. | ||
| You guys are just older than me. | ||
| Ninja Turtles are fucking dope. | ||
| You guys are just older than me. | ||
| No, we're just not retarded. | ||
| No, you're older, bro. | ||
| Ninja Turtles? | ||
| You didn't grow up with Ninja Turtles? | ||
| Dude, even if I was fucking 12, I wouldn't be into a turtle. | ||
| Yeah, all right, dude. | ||
| Cowabunga. | ||
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What? | |
| Get the fuck out of here. | ||
| They're fucking ninjas. | ||
| They're ninjas and they're turtles. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| Their master is a rat. | ||
| They have a rat that hangs out with them. | ||
| A master? | ||
| Where'd he learn? | ||
| He didn't even fucking say where he learned it. | ||
| Where's his lineage? | ||
| Yes, they did. | ||
| He's a fake dojo. | ||
| He's a McDojo guy. | ||
| Who's teaching rats? | ||
| Who's he training with? | ||
| Is he getting any sparring in? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| How fucking dare you? | ||
| This is one thing I'm not gonna back down. | ||
| It has nothing to do with age, dude. | ||
| I could be eight years old and I would think Ninja Turtles are stupid as fuck. | ||
| Do you know how long Ninja Turtles have been around? | ||
| Did you like Charlie Brown? | ||
| What cartoon did you grow up with? | ||
| Felix the Cat and shit? | ||
| I was big on the Roadrunner, Bugs Bunny cartoons because it was a lot of violence. | ||
| Ninja Turtles are fucking ninjas! | ||
| They're turtles! | ||
| You know what's interesting? | ||
| I know you're into it. | ||
| But you know what's interesting? | ||
| I've been watching old... | ||
| They have all the old Popeyes on iTunes. | ||
| Those are dope. | ||
| Dude, they're so fun! | ||
| First of all, the style of animation is so weird. | ||
| Powerful Mark Munoz. | ||
| Winner of unanimous decision. | ||
| He's about to cry, man, because he's retiring right now. | ||
| Good for him. | ||
| I wish I could hear this. | ||
| I wish I could hear it. | ||
| Yeah, crank it up, Jamie. | ||
| Let's hear some... | ||
| We'll get back to Ninja Turtles. | ||
|
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He speaks Tagalog He's not fluent. | |
| No? | ||
| At all. | ||
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No. | |
| I want to say I love you to my beautiful wife. | ||
| It's gotta be a hard speech, right? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Okay, this is going too long already. | ||
| Cut him off. | ||
| The truck. | ||
| That's what the truck's saying right now. | ||
| Yeah, this is the last fight. | ||
| You don't give him the mic and you don't let him talk about cartoons. | ||
| Yeah, for sure. | ||
| Unless it's Ninja Turtles. | ||
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For sure have a plan before you go in there For sure retire though He'll come back. | |
| No, he won't. | ||
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Yeah, he will. | |
| It's got to be so hard, also, to have a fucking hard three-round fight like that and then give a big speech. | ||
| Damn, I thought he was going to say he retired. | ||
| He's not going to retire. | ||
| No, he's retiring, dude. | ||
| No, he's going to take his gloves off and leave them in the cage. | ||
| He's taking his gloves off and leave them in there. | ||
| Oh, here we go, John. | ||
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For sure, just cut the gloves off. | |
| You're the foremost gentleman in our game, as classy as it gets. | ||
| And obviously, what a way to go out. | ||
| Any final message for the fans? | ||
| You know, this is something I've dreamed about. | ||
| And I hope for. | ||
| I know I didn't accomplish what I wanted to accomplish in a cage, but I invested a lot of my time in lives. | ||
| And I invested in their treasures, in their heart, and I've been able to help change lives and impact lives in a positive way. | ||
| And guys, that's what I'm here for. | ||
| And I have a story. | ||
| I have a story to be able to give to kids and I want to be able to teach and come back here to the Philippines and be able to give my talents, gifts and abilities to you guys and be able to help the Philippines in wrestling. | ||
| And that's my goal. | ||
| Guys I have I have so much to give to this he's such a good coach - Don't leave Frank out Yeah, he fucked up leaving Frank out, son. | ||
| Frank's at home going, what the fuck? | ||
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Right? | |
| I own 40% of this bitch. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| This fucking guy. | ||
| What about Frank? | ||
| No Frank? | ||
| What about Frank? | ||
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And Frank Fertitta. | |
| Frank Fertitta? | ||
| What about Frank? | ||
| This fucking guy. | ||
| Frank's all, fuck this, man. | ||
| Yeah, you're going to have to wrap this up, Marky Mark. | ||
| I love you, man. | ||
| Fucking wrap this up, bro. | ||
| That's good. | ||
| You know how he said he didn't accomplish what he wanted to? | ||
| I had a talk with Mark before he fought. | ||
| I told him you can't look at things that way, man, because if we... | ||
| If we... | ||
| If you wrap up your career and say, because you're not the world champion, your career was a failure, then 99% of the fighters in the world are failures. | ||
| You can't look at it like that. | ||
| Mark's had a great career. | ||
| I said, if when you were in college and I said to you, you're going to have a seven or eight year career in the UFC and be one of the most famous middleweights in the world, what would you say? | ||
| He's like, ah, I would have said I had a successful career. | ||
| I said, exactly. | ||
| Just because you didn't get to the belt doesn't mean you didn't have a successful career. | ||
| No matter what your record is, he's had a very successful career. | ||
| People think that way about life in general, though. | ||
| You'll have a relationship with somebody and it doesn't end in marriage and they'll be like, oh yeah, that was a failure. | ||
| It wasn't a failure. | ||
| You guys had fun. | ||
| Yeah, you learned. | ||
| You learned. | ||
| It's not a failure. | ||
| I have a couple of exes I need you to talk to, my man. | ||
| Hey, and one just wrote a book. | ||
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Oh, man. | |
| Back to this Ninja Turtle shit. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| Don't do this, bro. | ||
| I grew up on fucking Ninja Turtles, man. | ||
| I want to show you some... | ||
| Pull up some old Popeye, Jamie. | ||
| Ooh, I love that shit. | ||
| Look at Mike Andrew Donatello. | ||
| Nonsense. | ||
| Pull up some old Popeye. | ||
| This is one of the things that I've been noticing when I've been watching Popeye with my kids. | ||
| First of all, Popeye was sponsored by the NRA. How crazy is that? | ||
| At the beginning of some of the Popeye episodes, there's an ad for the National Rifle Association, which is very strange. | ||
| And then two, Popeye is violent as fuck. | ||
| Bluto is always trying to rape olive oil, and everybody's beating the fuck out of everybody. | ||
| It's racist as shit. | ||
| There's some stuff with Indians and Native Americans, where Popeye's beating up the Indians, they're shooting arrows at them. | ||
| Dude, you gotta watch the way they move. | ||
| Popeye meets Sinbad. | ||
| They have a little wiggle to the way they move. | ||
| They don't just stand there like a normal cartoon does. | ||
| They're constantly dancing. | ||
| They dance. | ||
| They go left and right and right and left. | ||
| Did you grow up on this shit or you just got into it? | ||
| No, I guess I saw it when I was a little kid. | ||
| Yeah, you guys are into this shit. | ||
| I wasn't into it. | ||
| I'm looking at this as a time capsule. | ||
| I didn't look at it in terms of Oh, they're constantly moving. | ||
| Yeah, everything is moving. | ||
| Everyone. | ||
| I want to see Popeye himself and all these dragons and shit. | ||
| That dragon's pretty legit. | ||
| Yeah, look, like... | ||
| They kind of have, like, a little wiggle to them. | ||
| And this is the color version. | ||
| Pluto's got a huge mouth. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What's interesting is, like, Popeye started off, it was a black and white thing. | ||
| Like, Betty Boop. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, the early series. | ||
| Did you ever see Robin Williams in Popeye? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He was good. | ||
| He was really good in that. | ||
| What's that noise? | ||
| Him smoking spinach through his pipe. | ||
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What about that? | |
| A leaf blower. | ||
| A leaf blower? | ||
| Oh my god, we're in the wrong spot. | ||
| That's ridiculous. | ||
| Dude, I have a drummer next to my studio. | ||
| Well, that's right. | ||
| We had so many podcasts with drums in the background. | ||
| Last time I did your thing. | ||
| Did you step away from doing your podcast for a while? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, man. | ||
| I'm just... | ||
| Ran out of guests. | ||
| Ran out of guests? | ||
| Ran out of guests? | ||
| No, no, I just need some time to chill for a while. | ||
| Yeah? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You need a break from it? | ||
| Just a little break. | ||
| Did you feel like it was an obligation? | ||
| Is that what it is? | ||
| No, no, not at all. | ||
| Was it fun anymore? | ||
| No, it was very fun. | ||
| It's still fun. | ||
| Well, for sure keep doing it then. | ||
| I don't understand, Len. | ||
| I'll come back. | ||
| I just need time to spend with my family. | ||
| There's no time for anything, man. | ||
| So I did them on Sunday nights. | ||
| Sunday nights, man. | ||
| That's the whole night, and I could be with my family. | ||
| That was tough, because you would ask me to do it on Sunday nights. | ||
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Tough, man. | |
| I'm trying to chill. | ||
| That's the only time I could do it consistently, but that cuts into some solid family time. | ||
| Yeah, for sure. | ||
| But... | ||
| My wife's cool with it. | ||
| So we've talked about, I don't know, I'll be back someday. | ||
| So just take a little break. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| We still have the studio, right? | ||
| So you can do it there anytime you want. | ||
| You know, you could always do it in the gym, too. | ||
| You could do different kinds of fucking podcasts. | ||
| That's what I was going to say, on the go in the gym. | ||
| There is something. | ||
| Because you have so many cool fighters that come through there. | ||
| I really can't confirm anything, but there is something in the works already with actual production. | ||
| Okay, I see what you're doing. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
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No, but this came after I walked away. | |
| After I walked away, someone approached me and said, hey man, we could do this, right? | ||
| Like a legit studio, legit production, and I'm open to it. | ||
| If nothing's confirmed, I'm open to it, but not right now. | ||
| Do you know Eddie Ift? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Eddie Ift bought a bus. | ||
| He bought a school bus and converted that bitch into a podcast studio that he drive, and he drives it down the improv, and then they plug it into the wall. | ||
| It's like the WOD podcast he does, right? | ||
| On the go? | ||
| It's incredible. | ||
| It's incredible. | ||
| I was there the other day and I was like, oh my god. | ||
| I'm like, I want to steal this idea. | ||
| I had an idea a long time ago to do it from one of those trailers that you pull around. | ||
| What do they call it? | ||
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Gulfstream? | |
| Yeah, Gulfstream. | ||
| Gulfstream, is that what they're called? | ||
| Those are cool looking. | ||
| Those silver ones, I love those trailers. | ||
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Yeah, they're pretty cool. | |
| And I was like, this way you could get one and just pull it around, you know? | ||
| Or I'd get Jamie to drive it, but I don't trust Jamie to drive it. | ||
| Degenerate looking motherfucker. | ||
| But what's the point of having it on the go? | ||
| Because you bring it to, say if I have a gig, like I'm doing the Irvine Improv with Callan, you bring the podcast studio, you park the podcast studio, if it's a trailer, park it in the back parking lot. | ||
| You could actually, like, Eddie Ift has a screen. | ||
| You could watch the podcast that's going on inside his bus, outside the bus. | ||
| He's got a flat screen. | ||
| The back window, you know, it used to be like a window where you could see. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's not a window anymore. | ||
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It's a screen. | |
| It's a screen. | ||
| So from the outside, you can actually see, like, a full HD version of what's going on inside. | ||
| It's really slick. | ||
| Pretty dope. | ||
| He spent a fuckload of money on it, too. | ||
| They had, like, some crazy Kickstarter. | ||
| I think he spent, like, 65 grand on that bus. | ||
| He's super into CrossFit, right? | ||
| That's, like, his thing. | ||
| He's a comedian in CrossFit, right? | ||
| Yeah, he got hurt, though. | ||
| Like, pretty bad. | ||
| CrossFit can fuck you up if, yeah. | ||
| CrossFit's trouble. | ||
| How's your back feeling now? | ||
| It's pretty good. | ||
| It's pretty good. | ||
| I have a pulled butt muscle right now. | ||
| That's not fun. | ||
| I did something. | ||
| I don't know what I did. | ||
| Probably the fucking machine you got in the back. | ||
| You load up with like 400 pounds and just your cheeks are just fucking boom! | ||
| Boom! | ||
| He asked me to get on there. | ||
| I also blew my fucking back out. | ||
| Reverse hyper? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Nah, I'm good. | ||
| I love that machine. | ||
| That's why your ass is all swole. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| Chill out, bro. | ||
| My ass was... | ||
| I had a little bit of a pull, like a very minor pull muscle, and I fucked it up worse. | ||
| Just kept getting worse? | ||
| Kicking. | ||
| Just putting Justin Milo's patting him up and beating the fuck out of him. | ||
|
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It's my favorite shit to do two, three days a week. | |
| I put a chest protector on. | ||
| He wears the tie pads. | ||
| I have these giant ass leg pads that he puts on so I can leg kick him. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| And we do rounds, and I will on that dude. | ||
| It's awesome. | ||
| If you could hire someone to let you beat the fuck out of them, like hold the pads and the body shots. | ||
| That's some rich dude shit, my man. | ||
| That's some rich dude shit. | ||
| My friend's like, nah. | ||
| Come on, bro. | ||
| Give me $10 a round. | ||
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Nah. | |
| Hitting a bag is one thing, but throwing combinations and finishing off with a legit full power leg kick, because those goddamn Fairtex pads are huge. | ||
| You could full power leg... | ||
| I mean, I can. | ||
| Like Pedro Hizzo can't full power leg kick. | ||
| You got a gnarly ass fucking kick. | ||
| I would advise Justin not to do that. | ||
| He takes beatings, I kid. | ||
| But you know what, man? | ||
| He's balling! | ||
| That kid's balling, though! | ||
| It depends entirely on what kind of pad. | ||
| I'll tell you this, man. | ||
| Anybody who doesn't like... | ||
| He's your whipping boy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Anybody who doesn't... | ||
| No, man. | ||
| He's tough as shit. | ||
| Anybody who doesn't like holding pads for somebody, tie pads, get the Hayabusa pads. | ||
| Hayabusa makes this extra-thick pad with mad fucking foam in it. | ||
| I don't know what kind of foam they're using, but they got it down. | ||
| Like, the difference between, like, his arms would go numb when I would kick him with the regular... | ||
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Dude! | |
| But with the Hayabusa, he barely even feels it. | ||
| I'm telling you. | ||
| You ever hit him in the head? | ||
|
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No! | |
| No, I don't miss. | ||
| Well, I'm just saying, maybe put headgear and fucking cro-cop his ass. | ||
|
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Have you seen that video? | |
| He's all knocked out. | ||
| Here, bro, here's 50. Get that shit checked. | ||
| Have you seen that video from Brazil where they're toughening the students up and they're punching them in the head? | ||
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What the fuck? | |
| Did you see that shit? | ||
|
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Yes. | |
| John Wayne Parr showed it to me. | ||
| He's the dumbest fucking thing of everything. | ||
|
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He's just like fucking as hard as they can. | |
| Well, John Wayne Parr had a fake one. | ||
| He did a play one, a pretend one with his students. | ||
| He posted the real one, then he recreated it, right? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| The real one is ridiculous. | ||
| These guys are beating the fuck out of their students, punching them in the face, making them stand there and take head punches. | ||
| Hard. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| In 2015. Wow. | ||
| 2015. I mean, this guy's teeing off of this dude's face. | ||
|
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And he loves it. | |
| Why are you laughing? | ||
| I blame the students and the children. | ||
|
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Why are you laughing at that? | |
| Because you're high. | ||
| We're all sober. | ||
| Yeah, it's fucked up. | ||
| I'm not smoking weed at 7 in the morning. | ||
| I have my limits. | ||
| I just thought of... | ||
| What? | ||
| Just... | ||
| What does he think of? | ||
| How easy it would be to parody that? | ||
| Like, you know what I mean? | ||
| Just have the camera angle and like you could make it look like you're really... | ||
| Have you seen it? | ||
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Yes. | |
| You've seen the video? | ||
| It's insane, right? | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| And it's insane how quickly everyone's seen it. | ||
| You've seen it too? | ||
|
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No. | |
| Oh, you haven't seen it? | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| I haven't seen it. | ||
| It's fucked up. | ||
| It's so bad. | ||
|
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It's not cool. | |
| It's so awful. | ||
| Between Facebook and Twitter and Instagram, holy shit. | ||
| Everything is just instant. | ||
| That kind of stuff. | ||
| A video like that that you could just instantly click. | ||
|
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How about that guy that was trying to roll with it a little bit? | |
| Oh my God. | ||
|
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The guy that was shrugging. | |
| That's so awful. | ||
| The first two guys were just taking it. | ||
|
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Who the fuck is that asshole that's punching them? | |
| Somebody needs to beat the fuck out of that dude. | ||
| That guy's giving those people brain damage on, I mean, they're making them stand there and take brain damage. | ||
|
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For what? | |
| To be tough? | ||
|
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You're a fucking idiot. | |
| I think maybe they do that just once. | ||
| The new crop, they want to see how people react. | ||
| And you know what? | ||
| You're going to take a beating right now. | ||
| We're going to see how you take the beating. | ||
| We're going to study the film. | ||
| If you flinch. | ||
| Let me tell you one thing. | ||
| New Ricard girl, that man. | ||
| Well, kick him in the legs then. | ||
| That's what they do at Tiger Muay Thai. | ||
| Is that a blondation? | ||
| That guy punches like a bitch, by the way. | ||
| Because anybody who punches really good should be able to knock those people out. | ||
| He wasn't putting everything into it. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| If you want to time this, it's at 4.48 right now. | ||
| 4.46. | ||
| You get the picture. | ||
| Musasi and Philippou. | ||
| Philippou's got some good fucking hands. | ||
| Yeah, he can box. | ||
| Good power in his hands, too. | ||
| I've fought with him a couple times. | ||
| Does zero warm-up. | ||
| Just walks out there fucking ice cold. | ||
|
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One of these? | |
| Really? | ||
| So he's just back there with you? | ||
| Yeah, he did like three jumping jacks. | ||
| He was like, fuck it. | ||
| Why do you think he does that? | ||
| That seems like it was... | ||
| Because he's a man. | ||
| Well, there's a... | ||
| There's some people... | ||
| I was over there sweating my ass off doing all this shit. | ||
| I look over at him. | ||
| He's like... | ||
| Literally just cracked his neck. | ||
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Boom. | |
| Musashi took him down. | ||
| Side control. | ||
| Keith Jardine. | ||
| Very nice. | ||
| They don't do much, man. | ||
| That's old school, I think. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| Side control. | ||
| What's old school? | ||
| Not warming up properly. | ||
| Isn't that... | ||
| People say they do that because the Thais don't warm up when they fight? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Well, the Thais fight the first round really slow. | ||
| Because they don't warm up? | ||
| No, because of the betting. | ||
| They don't place the bet until the fight starts. | ||
| So the Thais, the first round is almost like they're playing and warming up. | ||
| Getting the money flowing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Ari Shafir was just in Thailand, man. | ||
| He just went over to Thailand for a vacation. | ||
| He spent like two weeks in Thailand just having fun. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Ari's balling out of control right now. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| Is he? | ||
| I love it. | ||
| I see him everywhere. | ||
| He's doing so good. | ||
| His podcast is good. | ||
| He's doing so good. | ||
| He's a funny dude, man. | ||
| He's a funny dude. | ||
| He works hard. | ||
| And he's doing it the right way. | ||
| He went to Thailand, left his computer and his phone behind. | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
|
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That's awesome. | |
| And his agent was like, well, what if we have to reach you? | ||
| He's like, you won't. | ||
| Can't reach me. | ||
| Tight move. | ||
| I got a show. | ||
| I have two specials on Comedy Central. | ||
| Yeah, I'm good. | ||
| I'll do whatever I want to do right now. | ||
| It's over. | ||
| You fucked up. | ||
| You let the wrong guy through. | ||
| Hashtag blow it up. | ||
| See ya. | ||
| Hashtag suck it. | ||
| I bet he got, even though it was like a shit-talking fest between Howard Stern and him, that got him a lot of potential, right? | ||
| Howard Stern lost in that, 100%. | ||
| What Ari did was he got, he trolled Howard Stern. | ||
| He got Howard Stern to talk shit about him. | ||
| Howard Stern talked about him for 25 minutes on his show. | ||
| And then Ari made a video showing Howard Stern how to Google his name, because Howard said a bunch of false things about him, about what he did. | ||
| It's really easy. | ||
| There's a thing called Google, and I want you to go to your browser. | ||
| You probably have Netscape Navigator or something. | ||
| He totally mocked him, and he did it in a really respectful way. | ||
| Ari's a smart dude. | ||
| Very smart. | ||
| He's a very smart dude. | ||
| They both had really good points. | ||
| Yeah, Howard's a beast. | ||
| You know, they both had good points. | ||
| The fact that Howard didn't know, like, would talk shit on podcasts is ridiculous. | ||
| That's good for us. | ||
| It's good for us, but it's also because it's a threat. | ||
| Because he's in Sirius Satellite Radio, and he's renegotiating his contract, I'm sure. | ||
| And the number one competition for Satellite Radio is podcasts. | ||
| You know, like, if you go through a tunnel, okay, you go into a parking structure, I get pissed when I'm listening to fucking Sirius... | ||
| And I go to the mall and I go into the parking structure and the shit cuts off. | ||
| It drives me nuts. | ||
| I'm like, this is dumb. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| This is dumb. | ||
| Well, plus you gotta pay for it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, that doesn't bother me because I'm rich. | ||
| But what bothers me... | ||
| You are rich as shit. | ||
| I threw that in there, son. | ||
| No, I heard you. | ||
| I'm with you. | ||
| I was gonna say it for you if you didn't. | ||
| What bothers me... | ||
| I like things being for free, for sure, like everybody does. | ||
| But I don't like the technology. | ||
| I think it's stupid. | ||
| The whole idea that you've got to beam it down from the sky, wasn't it made on Earth? | ||
| Can't you have an Earthly distribution device instead of shooting it up into the... | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Costa Philippou fighting it out of it. | ||
| No, I agree. | ||
| I think it limits you on series. | ||
| How do you talk shit on the internet? | ||
| I listen to Howard Stern all the time. | ||
| I love Howard Stern. | ||
| I'm a big fan, yeah. | ||
| I'm serious, so I stop listening. | ||
| Every day I listen to Howard Stern all the time. | ||
| Are you serious in your Porsche? | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| Nah, man. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| That's your Porsche out there? | ||
| Yes, sir. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| I thought that was serious. | ||
| I was wondering why I wasn't here. | ||
| I'm like... | ||
| Maybe he just left his car here or something. | ||
| That's yours. | ||
| Hashtag bawling. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Look at you. | ||
| What year is it? | ||
| It's 2014. Holy shit. | ||
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Look at you. | |
| Sweet car. | ||
| Damn! | ||
| How good does that goddamn thing handle, huh? | ||
| It's 991s. | ||
| I fucking love it, man. | ||
| It's like they're on rails. | ||
| Love it. | ||
| You have a Tesla, right? | ||
|
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Yep. | |
| I drove a Tesla for a show that Bobby Razak's doing. | ||
| It's like a talk show where you're driving a car. | ||
| Like the guy, the guest is driving the car. | ||
| So that week was a Tesla. | ||
| I love Teslas. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Dude, have you ever driven his car? | ||
| He's going for the arm triangle again. | ||
| He's really hammering them. | ||
| I heard you can download things in Tesla where you can make it sound like a Ferrari engine, a Porsche engine. | ||
| Have you seen that? | ||
| I haven't done it. | ||
| How weird is that? | ||
| They should take it away from you. | ||
| Have you ever driven one, a Tesla? | ||
| Drive one, they're awesome. | ||
| No, I've been driven in his. | ||
| I've driven in Aubrey's. | ||
| You know what's the dopest shit? | ||
| Fuck, I love it. | ||
| Are you an anti-Tesla joke? | ||
| No, no, I love them. | ||
| It's no noise. | ||
| It's so cool. | ||
| I just think making a fake engine noise is dumb. | ||
| Super, super dumb. | ||
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But you can't download like a Ferrari F12 engine. | |
| He can press a button. | ||
| He'll say into it, like, Arctic Monkeys. | ||
| And then he'll just start pulling Arctic Monkey songs. | ||
| What? | ||
| Yeah, you can name any songs. | ||
| Yeah, that's pretty dope. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| The computer screen in those Tesla's are, it's like a giant fucking, it's crazy. | ||
| That's pretty dope. | ||
| Does that thing go dark when it gets dark out? | ||
| It does. | ||
| Yeah, that's good. | ||
| Yeah, so the whole screen, instead of being a white background, it goes black background. | ||
| Black background, yeah. | ||
| I'm a big fan of those Teslas. | ||
| You get a tax break. | ||
| I mean, you're rich as fuck. | ||
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You get a tax break for having a Tesla, right? | |
| That looks dope. | ||
| Right? | ||
| I mean, it's the first electric car that looks awesome. | ||
| Yeah, they look dope. | ||
| Rich people want it. | ||
| And that new one. | ||
| No, the Fisker was the first electric car that looked dope. | ||
| You can buy one for $50 today. | ||
| I will fucking take it! | ||
| I will take it. | ||
| You know what happened with those Fiskars? | ||
| Like, blowing up? | ||
| The batteries were, like, catching on fire? | ||
| Yeah, this is what happened when the storm hit the East Coast. | ||
| They were at the docks in North Carolina, and they got flooded, and apparently when they were underwater, they just explode. | ||
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And then that was the end of the company. | |
| Like 14 of them blew up on the docks and everybody's like, alright, this is, no. | ||
| Why is that an issue? | ||
| I'm never going to be under fucking water, my Fisker. | ||
| Dude, it can happen, man. | ||
| If you drive into, like, some water crossing. | ||
| If you're involved in, like, rain, like, if you ever drive in Houston in the rain, well, they'll get some, there's some times where, like, they get so much water, like, you're, you know, up to, like, 16 inches of your car. | ||
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I'm going to take that risk for a cheaper Fisker. | |
| It'll blow up, dude. | ||
|
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Nah. | |
| I'll take it. | ||
| I'll take that shit. | ||
| You'll be flying through the air like a Popeye cartoon. | ||
| I'm going to buy one where we leave here. | ||
| That's the least of my worries. | ||
| And what was the story with the makers of Tesla, the company? | ||
| Didn't they give away the patents? | ||
| Yeah, the patents so that other car companies could make... | ||
| Elon Musk is a bad motherfucker. | ||
| Isn't that crazy? | ||
| Elon Musk is no joke. | ||
| He lives in Brentwood. | ||
| And it's genius, though, because if he does that, then there's an industry. | ||
| He needs the industry to survive, so he needs the competition, because once they follow suit, he's like, he's the king forever. | ||
| And that's true, but it's just not scarcity thinking. | ||
| It's abundant thinking. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, fuck it. | ||
| People are still going to buy Teslas even if someone else makes one. | ||
| That guy's a genius. | ||
| His kids work out at Boxenburg in Brentwood, and I see those little rich bastards. | ||
| You best believe I talked to them. | ||
| Well, the Tesla home battery. | ||
| Best believe I talked to them. | ||
| We're trying to get the new ideas from their dad. | ||
| What is the Tesla home battery? | ||
| So it's like a generator, but it's all electric. | ||
| It goes up through solar, and you get like three days of power on this battery in your garage. | ||
| And you can stack them, so you could have nine of these batteries on your wall. | ||
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Damn. | |
| And it's like insane amounts of solar power. | ||
| Not only that, it's off-the-grid solar power. | ||
| So, like, a lot of solar power is still dependent upon the grid, which is really fucking stupid. | ||
| Meaning, you get solar power, but when the grid goes down, so does your power, which seems to me to be dumb as fuck. | ||
| So they can set it up differently where it doesn't go down if the grid goes down, but it's kind of archaic, you have a battery room, and he solved all that shit with this wall thing that he's got. | ||
| Really? | ||
| And it looks cool. | ||
| So you don't need a... | ||
| But they're all sold out already. | ||
| They're all sold out. | ||
| You can rely on that for power? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There's got to be people trying to shut him down, no? | ||
| No. | ||
| Conspiracy time! | ||
| It happens all the time though, right? | ||
| Oh shit. | ||
| Exxon will probably go get on that motherfucker with the Tesla. | ||
| They just let that shit slip out. | ||
| He's too smart for that shit. | ||
| It's too late. | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| Sorry about it. | ||
| Is that what yours looks like? | ||
| Do you know the guy personally? | ||
| No, I don't. | ||
| You know about him though? | ||
| You know about him? | ||
| He just seems like... | ||
| What was his life like? | ||
| What is he? | ||
| He's just obsessed with work. | ||
| He's Batman. | ||
| He's like a car engineer. | ||
| He's Bruce Wayne. | ||
| Well, he's got that. | ||
| He's got that space company. | ||
| He's just... | ||
| That's what he wants to do. | ||
| He wants to change the fucking universe. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
|
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Mm-hmm. | |
| What's his name? | ||
| Elon Musk. | ||
| Is there a documentary on him? | ||
| No, I don't think so. | ||
| Elon Musk? | ||
| There's a bunch of shit on him, though. | ||
|
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Huh. | |
| I mean, those Teslas are awesome. | ||
| I want one. | ||
| Yeah, they're pretty cool, but you can't drive it to Vegas. | ||
| And if you leave it sitting out, like, you, Aubrey, you had a problem with that, right? | ||
| Like, you took off, went on vacation, came back, the bitch was, like, barely able to get you home? | ||
| Yeah, but I think some sneaky fucks might have been driving it while I was going Do you? | ||
| I'm not sure. | ||
| Yeah, because that was unusual. | ||
| But it's stressful. | ||
| Like, I drove up to Fort Hood because I was speaking there. | ||
| Oh, look at this. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Musasi looking for Kimura. | ||
| I think it's weird that you're allowed to grab your shorts to defend. | ||
|
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But why not? | |
| You can grab your own shorts. | ||
| But why? | ||
| Why not? | ||
| But then you can't grab them. | ||
| But you can't grab somebody else's shorts. | ||
| You can grab your own. | ||
| But isn't that weird? | ||
| It's a little weird that you can grab clothes. | ||
| There's nothing wrong with that. | ||
| North-South. | ||
| I just think short grabbing should be legal all the way around. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If you're going to make it just to defend a submission, it should be legal all over. | ||
| It's a weird thing. | ||
| What's all over? | ||
| What else is there? | ||
| If you grab the shorts, trying to take someone down, any of that. | ||
| No, you shouldn't be grabbing other people's clothing. | ||
| That's ridiculous. | ||
| The only reason to have shorts. | ||
| Grabbing other people's clothes? | ||
| Like if you have shorts, you're going to grab his fucking shorts? | ||
| What if he's wearing Speedo's? | ||
| You're going to pull it to the side? | ||
| Yeah, I don't give a fuck. | ||
| You're going to pull it to the side? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What are you gonna do with that? | ||
| I don't understand what you're saying. | ||
| Yeah, what are you saying? | ||
| Trying to embarrass the guy? | ||
| Look at Czech-Congo Travis Brown. | ||
| Dude, look at Big Gary Goodrich, the Pedro. | ||
|
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Yes! | |
| Remember that one? | ||
| Do you remember that? | ||
| Big Gary Goodrich reached into the Pedro's fucking pants and grabbed his dick. | ||
| I made peanut butter out of his nuts. | ||
| That's what he said. | ||
| He said that. | ||
| He goes, I made peanut butter out of his nuts. | ||
| That's some gangster shit. | ||
| Did he put his feet inside his balls? | ||
| Both feet. | ||
| And it wasn't illegal. | ||
| They're like, there's no rule for that. | ||
| But he reached in there and grabbed his dick and balls and crushed it. | ||
| And I'm not kidding. | ||
| And somehow or another, DiPedro stayed alive. | ||
| How he didn't faint. | ||
| Wow, Costa Phillip was getting hammered. | ||
| He's getting smashed. | ||
| We have no idea. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| He's holding his one wrist down and punching the shit out of him. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| He's not real. | ||
| Oh, neck crank. | ||
| Neck crank. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
|
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Ouch. | |
| Nope. | ||
|
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He got out of it. | |
| Damn. | ||
| He's working them. | ||
| He's working. | ||
| I mean, he's totally not getting hit ever. | ||
| He's barely getting hit. | ||
| He's all wrapped up. | ||
| Did you guys bet on this? | ||
| Hell no. | ||
| I bet the over. | ||
| Oh, you bet on this? | ||
| The over. | ||
| Who'd you bet on? | ||
| I bet on being over a round and a half. | ||
| Oh, so you won. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Congratulations. | ||
| Hell yeah, that's a great bet. | ||
| Someone has a bookie. | ||
| That's a great bet. | ||
| We're not even in Vegas. | ||
|
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I told my friend in Vegas, of course. | |
| Did you bet on Frankie Uriah? | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| You bet that someone's going to get finished in the third. | ||
| I actually bet under. | ||
| Aubrey is so far ahead of the game right now when it comes to bets in the UFC. He's so far ahead of the game. | ||
| He's laughing at me, Eddie. | ||
| He might be at a strong 80-plus percent all-time winning. | ||
| Yeah, we had a couple runs over. | ||
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Woo! | |
| We had some runs, we would sit down and have lunch before the fights, and I would pick out some fucking gems. | ||
| And we went like, shit. | ||
| We went like nine for eleven. | ||
| You're the best guy to ask. | ||
| There's a couple ones in a row, like eight out of nine, nine out of ten. | ||
| And if we would have hit that nine out of nine, it would have been like... | ||
| Bro, you know what's not a bad bet right now? | ||
| And I love Conor McGregor, but he's a favorite against Aldo in Vegas. | ||
| Is he a favorite against Aldo? | ||
| He's a favorite right now in Vegas. | ||
| That is so crazy. | ||
| I'm not mad at that. | ||
| I'm not mad at taking Aldo. | ||
| I want Conor to win. | ||
| I'm a Conor fan. | ||
| But I like money. | ||
| And Aldo's not a bad bet. | ||
| I see you look at me, Eddie. | ||
| Don't tempt me for a bet, my man. | ||
|
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Aldo's a bad motherfucker. | |
| I just can't believe I'm hearing what you're saying. | ||
| What do you think? | ||
| I'm just fucking around. | ||
| Aldo is so goddamn good. | ||
| I can't imagine Conor would be a favorite when he's never fought anybody remotely as good. | ||
| I got my money on Conor. | ||
| McGregor, minus one. | ||
| Oh, Aldo's a favorite, dude. | ||
| Oh, it's moving around. | ||
| Well, look at it. | ||
| That's what it is. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, I think that it's a really fucking... | ||
|
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It's close. | |
| It's almost even money. | ||
| That's a big spread, actually. | ||
| Hey! | ||
|
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Minus 120. It's a really good fight. | |
| Thousand bucks? | ||
| I got Carter, you got Aldo? | ||
| Oh my goodness, what is going on? | ||
| Eddie Bravo became some crazy thousand dollar gambler. | ||
| Once you give him a bankroll, he's off to the races. | ||
| If Uriah Faber wins tonight, Eddie Bravo's gonna open up a school in your honor. | ||
| You're gonna be paying his mortgage. | ||
| He's gonna be getting you every month. | ||
| Imagine if you just keep chasing bad money and every month you owe Eddie another thousand. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| He texted me last night and asked if it was okay if he brought a check. | ||
| You were fucking with me, right? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| We did bring a stack of cash. | ||
| Stack-O-Cash. | ||
| Stack-O-Cash. | ||
| Damn, Musasi looks very good. | ||
| Is that your strip club money? | ||
| Yes, it is. | ||
| Can you walk into... | ||
| You're single right now, right? | ||
| No, I'm not. | ||
| I got a badass girl. | ||
| Nice fucking leg kick. | ||
| All right, then forget it. | ||
| What were you going to say, though? | ||
| I like to have a good time, though. | ||
| No, if you were single... | ||
| Let's not get it twisted. | ||
| If you weren't committed... | ||
| I was going to ask you if going to a strip club was something you'd like to do because it's just... | ||
| No, I hate it. | ||
| Oh, you hate it? | ||
| I hate it. | ||
| You hate strip clubs? | ||
| Yeah, I can't stand them. | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| They make no sense. | ||
| It's fantasy land. | ||
| It's fantasy land. | ||
| I just go to a car and I pick up a hot chick. | ||
| It's a club where you walk in and the girls are staring at you. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| And you can't look at them because you don't want them to fucking ask you for a lap dance. | ||
| It's a Twilight Zone. | ||
| Guys, they love that shit. | ||
| All they do is honey dick you the whole time. | ||
| It's the only club. | ||
| Honey dick you. | ||
| It's all they're doing, bro. | ||
| You go to a regular club, no girls are making eye contact with you. | ||
| I disagree. | ||
| Maybe you. | ||
| I'm talking about the normal guy like me. | ||
| When they see a tall fucking UFC fighter, they're like, he fights UFC, oh my god. | ||
| Is that how they do it? | ||
| What's that face? | ||
| What's wrong with their lips? | ||
| People have palsy. | ||
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Are you UFC? They got Bell's palsy in the club. | |
| I don't want that. | ||
| Oh, look at him. | ||
| He's beautiful. | ||
| Brendan, normal guys, not like you, okay? | ||
| I'm saying for me personally, strip clubs don't make sense. | ||
| I go to a bar, I meet a nice girl, and we have a fun time. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| That's a great answer. | ||
|
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Thanks, man. | |
| That's a good answer. | ||
| Well, there's a lot of people that are normal guys that feel the same way. | ||
| There's a lot of people that just get upset at the whole process. | ||
| Yeah, I don't want shit stains on my t-shirt, man. | ||
| Them rubbing their ass on me and shit. | ||
| Strip clubs need that Fogo de Chow red-green button. | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
|
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That's brilliant. | |
| Someone needs to do a combination of Fogo de Chow strip club. | ||
| Because it's exhausting. | ||
| They give you two chips. | ||
| One of them is pink. | ||
| And something else, and one of them is green and red. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| So the pink, what would be pink and what would be the... | ||
| Brown? | ||
| Red. | ||
| Red for that, too. | ||
| Would you like a dance? | ||
| Pink means bring it over again. | ||
| Would you like a dance? | ||
| But I want to discriminate against my strong sisters out there that are also stripping. | ||
| So I guess it wouldn't be pink. | ||
| No, I appreciate the hustle. | ||
| I'm not mad at it. | ||
| I mean black girls. | ||
| So it can't be pink. | ||
| Well, that's why I said brown. | ||
| That's why I said brown. | ||
| Brown's probably good, too. | ||
| Yeah, brown's not bad. | ||
| Like brown and red, maybe? | ||
|
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Mm-hmm. | |
| Meanwhile, Mousasi is just dominating Philippou on the ground, man. | ||
| Dominating him on the ground. | ||
| Every time we look over, he's on top. | ||
| How could you say that? | ||
| You guys aren't even watching the fight. | ||
| Nah, I've been watching enough. | ||
| Watching a little of this. | ||
| He's just dominating him. | ||
| Ground and punch. | ||
| Does he have a big following in Iran? | ||
| Do they have the UFC there? | ||
| Mousasi? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Um, I don't know. | ||
| He's Iranian? | ||
| Sure, there's some. | ||
| From Holland, actually. | ||
| But Iranian heritage. | ||
| Ooh, hard elbow. | ||
| Oh, another one. | ||
| Good guard. | ||
| Oh, slice them. | ||
| That slicing elbow is so nasty. | ||
| Trouble, right? | ||
| Goes across you. | ||
| Very good passer. | ||
| He gets a top half easily. | ||
| Yeah, he's got a strong ground game. | ||
| That Henderson fight was sad to see, man. | ||
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I agree. | |
| Sad to see Henderson get rocked so easy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I was like, this doesn't even seem like the same guy. | ||
| Like, Henderson used to be able to just... | ||
| Did he just fight? | ||
| When? | ||
| He just knocked out Henderson the first round, which Sassi did. | ||
|
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Oh. | |
| Henderson used to be able to take, like, the most insane amount of punishment. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Musashi seemed to almost feel bad about that Henderson fight. | ||
| I know. | ||
| It's also Henderson's first fight post TRT because he was on the TRT when he fought Shogun. | ||
| That was like the last approved TRT. Well now he's fighting Tim Boach for the main event in New Orleans. | ||
| Yeah, that's kind of crazy. | ||
| Five rounds. | ||
| What was supposed to be the main event in that fight? | ||
| DC, Ryan Bader. | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| Yeah, and then that became that. | ||
| That's weird. | ||
| That's a weird main event. | ||
| Yeah, I'm not jumping out of my seat for it. | ||
| Do they ever have backups for main events? | ||
| Like if they set up Weidman vs. | ||
| Anderson or whatever, would they have a backup 205er that trained, like having a training camp? | ||
| No, nothing planned. | ||
| But if they know a big time 205er has a fight down the road and he's training, they'll call him first. | ||
| Well, Rockhold said that he was going to prepare for Belfort to pull out. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's just Rock Coleman. | ||
| I don't think the UFC's telling them. | ||
| Wouldn't that be smart? | ||
| You put together a fight, and then you designate a backup. | ||
| If you pay him. | ||
| Like the next guy in line, even. | ||
| You'd have to pay him some sort of percentage. | ||
| Otherwise, what's the point? | ||
| You'd give him some money, because then, if anything happens, it avoids disasters. | ||
| Dude, that's top on a fighter, though. | ||
| Hey, I had an idea. | ||
| You give him a fight anyways. | ||
| You give him a fight, an easy fight, and he's training for that. | ||
| He's on the same card. | ||
| And then if anything happens, boom, he just jumps to the main event. | ||
| Yeah, I got an idea. | ||
| Tell me if this is valid. | ||
| I was thinking last night. | ||
| I'm even going to call Dana and ask him about this. | ||
| Giving guys opportunities to have sponsorships, right? | ||
| Everybody's like, well, Reebok's the only sponsor. | ||
| Guys are going to lose money. | ||
| What about this? | ||
| What about guys release almost daily training footage? | ||
| Training footage sponsored by... | ||
| Whatever company it is. | ||
| So over a long period of time, like you're talking about a bunch of videos. | ||
| Say if you're training for a fight, you got six, eight weeks. | ||
| I don't know about you guys, but I fucking love watching training footage. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| I get inspired. | ||
| I love watching dudes hit the pads. | ||
| I like watching dudes do strength and conditioning routines. | ||
| I like watching dudes get exhausted. | ||
| I love I love watching training montages. | ||
| I think training videos are, like, really good. | ||
| And you don't even need, like, a narrator, really. | ||
| I mean, maybe, like, you could have somebody explain what's going on or have some text at the bottom, you know, 7.15 a.m., you know, West Side Barbell, you know, Matt Brown shows up for work, and then they're like, all right, let's go, let's go, let's go, and have a fucking flip the top. | ||
| Have that sponsored by whatever company. | ||
| For all 700 guys? | ||
| I don't think you could do it for 700 guys, but I think you could do it for a lot of guys, and I think, well, you might be able to do it for 700 guys, because people wouldn't watch. | ||
| People aren't going to watch, but they wouldn't watch. | ||
| What happens to the countdown shows? | ||
| Well, if they're not watching, then their sponsorship's not worth much anyways. | ||
| Countdown show, you're catching the guy talking to his kid on fucking iPads. | ||
| They show the countdown. | ||
| They show his training. | ||
| Let's show a little bit of it. | ||
| If you have 700 guys, who's going to watch Neil Magny's training? | ||
| I would watch that shit for sure. | ||
| You and I would because we're avid fucking... | ||
| Well, the hardcore fans are going to watch it for sure. | ||
| Well, he gets a sponsor, right? | ||
| He's getting sponsors, right? | ||
| He wouldn't get sponsors if it wasn't for... | ||
| The fact that he's in the UFC is getting some attention. | ||
| I do this already, Joe. | ||
| When I fought Travis Brown, when I fought Arlovski, I asked the UFC, I said, hey, I'm on the countdown. | ||
| They said no. | ||
| I said, cool. | ||
| Got a camera guy, got it sponsored by a company who paid me, followed me around for four weeks. | ||
| I did my own... | ||
| Four series videos. | ||
| You're very smart with that shit. | ||
| You're very smart with marketing, man. | ||
| You're very smart with the t-shirt marketing for Fighter and the Kid. | ||
| You got great, cool t-shirts. | ||
| I can't tell you how many shows I show up at. | ||
| Dudes have Fighter and the Kid t-shirts. | ||
| That's awesome, man. | ||
| Super, super common. | ||
| Especially the Master Kim Taekwondo one. | ||
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That one's gigantic. | |
| I brought you guys tanks. | ||
| I brought the Master Kim tanks that dropped this Wednesday. | ||
| Gigantic. | ||
| The Master Kim one is gigantic. | ||
| Yeah, as far as that, the whole Reebok and the sponge thing, I can talk about it on here? | ||
| Yeah, let's talk about it because Dana called you a liar and he said, and I know you're not a liar. | ||
| You know, I love Dana. | ||
| He's... | ||
| He's been my friend for a long fucking time, and if it wasn't for him, I wouldn't even be working for the UFC. If he quit, or the UFC got sold to someone else, I would probably stop doing it. | ||
| I really would. | ||
| Because I wouldn't really want to work in any other kind of environment. | ||
| Working for a ridiculous dude like Dana is probably the only way I could ever... | ||
| Be a sports commentator in the first place. | ||
| But I know you're not a liar. | ||
| So when he did that interview the other day and he called you a liar, I was like, this is a very unfortunate rift between you two that I hate. | ||
| It drives me nuts. | ||
| Well, the thing for me, I thought about it all last night. | ||
| It's actually been keeping me up. | ||
| Really? | ||
| It has. | ||
| And I talked to my dad about it. | ||
| Whenever I knew this stuff, I talked to friends and family. | ||
| And... | ||
| Maybe I'm not lying, but it does nothing for me to prove this and do all this stuff, because first thing first, I'm Team UFC, man. | ||
| I wouldn't have this platform, I wouldn't have this fame, or I wouldn't be able to make money that I'm doing now if it wasn't for Dana White and the UFC. So I'm not anti-UFC in the least bit. | ||
| So I was talking to my dad, and it was kind of bothering me. | ||
| And my dad goes, you don't know the grand scheme of everything. | ||
| Maybe it helps out other fighters. | ||
| Maybe you're the exception where you made great money and other fighters weren't. | ||
| And knowing me, he knows damn well how to co-sign on this. | ||
| Because I don't know the overall plan of this Reebok deal. | ||
| So if it helps the majority of fighters, I'm on board, man. | ||
| Like I said, I'm Team UFC. If it legitimizes the UFC with all the other major sports... | ||
| Programs? | ||
| I'm in, man. | ||
| I'm in. | ||
| You were just stating a fact, though, about your sponsorships. | ||
| And that's where it got weird. | ||
| Because he said you were a liar about your sponsors. | ||
| But I talked to Dan, so I don't know when that interview was. | ||
| I talked to Dan, and he called me and went over the sponsors. | ||
| And those sponsors that he read on the show, that's from a banner. | ||
| Those aren't sponsors. | ||
| Those are gyms that I train at. | ||
| Those aren't even sponsors. | ||
| And one sponsor that he said, I just think he was misinformed. | ||
| Someone misinformed him. | ||
| I've never heard of that. | ||
| That's not my sponsor. | ||
| That's not even a sponsor I work with. | ||
| I've never heard of it. | ||
| You have all the lists. | ||
| I mean, you gave it to me. | ||
| You gave me a list of all your sponsors and what you actually got paid. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, you have it. | ||
| I have proof I have tax returns. | ||
| It's not about that. | ||
| It's not about me. | ||
| That thing you sent me, was that a tax return? | ||
| That's the official breakdown, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, well, that's it. | ||
| That settles the argument. | ||
| Why don't you just release that? | ||
| Because I don't want to. | ||
| It's not about that. | ||
| I don't want to get into this pissing contest with Dana. | ||
| Too late. | ||
| You think? | ||
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Too late. | |
| I disagree. | ||
| You're in a pissing contest. | ||
|
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Nah. | |
| He pissed on you. | ||
| I saw him on that Landsberg show. | ||
| He basically pulled his dick out and peed all over you. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| So what am I going to do? | ||
| Go to war with Dana over this? | ||
| Like I said. | ||
| No, you don't have to. | ||
| Don't do anything. | ||
| I don't want to be the Tito Ortiz of this Reebok, you know what I'm saying? | ||
| Right. | ||
| I fucking love the UFC, man. | ||
| I love working for the UFC. There's a bigger picture here. | ||
| I might be the exception. | ||
| I feel like fucking Adam Sandler and Billy Madison when he's in class and he's all chlorophyll, more like borophyll, and thinks it's funny and no one says shit. | ||
| Well, I was the guy who went, borophyll, and every other UFC fighter said... | ||
| We like this deal. | ||
| And I was like, oh shit. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| That's not true though. | ||
| A lot of people don't like this deal. | ||
| This is a deal that a lot of people criticize. | ||
| That's fine. | ||
| You can't criticize. | ||
| But listen, the UFC is no different than Microsoft or an Apple. | ||
| You've got to crack some eggs to make an omelet. | ||
| So there's going to be some guys upset. | ||
| But in the grand scheme of things, it might be better for the overall concept of all the UFC fighters. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Maybe I'm the exception. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| But it doesn't do me any good to release all this stuff and say Dana's wrong. | ||
| That's not what I'm about. | ||
| I'm about being part of something bigger than just myself, if that makes sense. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, look, it's totally up to you. | ||
| I mean, you do what you gotta do. | ||
| And I don't have to do anything. | ||
| My life is great. | ||
| If somebody called me a liar, I would release the papers. | ||
| If I knew that I had everything on paper that would show that I wasn't a liar. | ||
| Like, it doesn't make sense to call you a liar. | ||
| It makes sense to ask you what you were getting paid, and then, well, can you send me that? | ||
| That's like a rational conversation. | ||
| But it gets irrational when someone calls you a liar when you know you're not a liar, and you do have the tax returns. | ||
| That seems to me like the rational response to that is to just show. | ||
| And then maybe you guys could have, like, okay... | ||
| I was wrong. | ||
| Okay, I didn't know that people were making that much money. | ||
| Because I don't know if you actually knew how much money guys like you, who are very clever with your marketing and really good at promoting yourself, how much they were making. | ||
| I obviously didn't talk to you about it. | ||
| No one talked to me, but... | ||
| What do you mean about the banners you said he was talking about? | ||
| And Dana doesn't owe me anything. | ||
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That's the thing. | |
| Dana doesn't have to do shit, right? | ||
| He's the captain of the ship. | ||
| I'm just washing this thing, man. | ||
| I'm just a guy that works on the ship. | ||
| So for Dana being the captain, he doesn't owe me anything. | ||
| But if anyone just told me, said, listen, Brendan, it's not about you. | ||
| It's better for the UFC. Cool. | ||
| Cool, man. | ||
| I'm in a fortunate position where, listen, man, I don't ever have to fight again. | ||
| I've won. | ||
| I've won the game. | ||
| I'm not here to fight this fight. | ||
| I've won the game, man. | ||
| I don't ever have to fight again. | ||
| Do I want to? | ||
| Yeah, I do. | ||
| Do I have to? | ||
| Nah, man. | ||
| I don't have to do shit. | ||
| I have a successful podcast. | ||
| I have a successful merchandise business. | ||
| I surround myself with very successful people who are way smarter than me, like Joe Rogan, Brian Callen. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Brian Callen's not smarter than you. | ||
| I'll tell you right now. | ||
| Dude, he definitely is. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| So for me, dude, I'm not getting this pissing contest. | ||
| If it's good for the UFC, it's good for Brendan Shaw. | ||
| Okay, cool. | ||
| Boy, that's not the answer I wanted to hear. | ||
| Damn, I know. | ||
| People want me to throw grenades, man, and that's not my fight. | ||
| I know, it's not my fight. | ||
| I know, I'm just kidding. | ||
| You know how it goes, brother. | ||
| I was the one who wanted to get you guys together. | ||
| I love both of you. | ||
| I wanted to get you guys together and stop all this fucking dick-waving bullshit. | ||
| I would love that, man. | ||
| I'd love to just sit down with him. | ||
| Maybe we can do it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Meanwhile, we got the fucking main event coming up here. | ||
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| We're running out of time on this three-hour podcast. | ||
| Oh, are we really? | ||
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| Okay, let's reset it now. | ||
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Abby! | |
| We'll be right back, folks. |
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