April 12, 2015 - The Joe Rogan Experience
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| We have to reset the audio. | ||
| No, just split it. | ||
| Split the audio. | ||
| This is overtime, folks. | ||
| This is part two. | ||
| We're talking about the difference. | ||
| Why is it? | ||
| Okay, you gotta make it sure. | ||
| Can I have a beer? | ||
| Yeah, sure, man. | ||
| Go in there. | ||
| There's all kinds of shit in there. | ||
| There's all kinds of booze. | ||
| Is there coconut water in there? | ||
| Oh, yeah, always. | ||
| Eddie, will you get me a coconut water if you see it, brother? | ||
| A coke? | ||
| Coconut water. | ||
| Coconut water. | ||
| Coconut water? | ||
| He's fucking with you. | ||
| Don't let him do it. | ||
| And some coke. | ||
| He's fucking with you, dude. | ||
| He'll hang on to that for five minutes, too. | ||
| You'll tap. | ||
| Eddie Bravo's got the weirdest sense of humor. | ||
| It's funny as hell. | ||
| He throws people off track. | ||
| You don't know him. | ||
| You know who threw me off track the other day was fucking Joey Diaz. | ||
| I sent you that text. | ||
| He scared me. | ||
| Hold on, hold on, hold on. | ||
| Don't say this until we go back on. | ||
| Jamie, we're not recording, are we? | ||
| Are we recording? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| We are right now? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Okay, go ahead. | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| Coconut water. | ||
| Oh, thank you, sir. | ||
| Get me one of them jammies, too. | ||
| Thank you, sir. | ||
| You know, they're better in the boxes, not the cans. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| C2O is the best. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| You know why? | ||
| This is Thai coconuts. | ||
| It's a different taste. | ||
| I get it, but when it goes in the cans, I heard it kills the nutrition. | ||
| No, it doesn't. | ||
| This is all the nutrition. | ||
| Most of it's been killed anyway, bro. | ||
| It's science. | ||
| Where'd you get this? | ||
| What science is this? | ||
| Same form that I read. | ||
| fucking Vegas is crumbling. | ||
| You guys have gone out there getting a $400 million dividend for the city center so it's making a lot of money. | ||
| Doesn't mean it's not getting torn down it's making a lot of money. | ||
| Well just find out if it's getting torn down. | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| I read Yahoo News every morning man like a fucking shark. | ||
| Like, it's my job. | ||
| Are you questioning young Jamie's Googling skills? | ||
| A little bit. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| He's taking his shirt off. | ||
| He's trying to scare you. | ||
| Look at you. | ||
| Getting angry. | ||
| He got angry. | ||
| He hulked out. | ||
| He's upset. | ||
| You're taking the- God damn, that's fresh. | ||
| It's delicious, right? | ||
| C2O is so much better than any other coconut water. | ||
| You know who, I think it was Erwan, had these. | ||
| Was he that brought them in? | ||
| One of you guys brought these in. | ||
| This is how I found out about C2O. We were training, and they had Gi-Day. | ||
| You know how you used to do Gi-Day? | ||
| Do you guys still do that sometimes? | ||
| Once a year. | ||
| The old legends. | ||
| We stopped. | ||
| And this is like, you know, coconut water is like what the Brazilians have been known to drink. | ||
| So one of the dudes that was training brought in a mass of coconut water just for fun. | ||
| Like, because, like, it's Guida, my friend! | ||
| We're gonna train like Brazilians! | ||
| That's cool. | ||
| What? | ||
| I gotcha. | ||
| You found it? | ||
| What is it? | ||
| Hotel, what does it say? | ||
| The Harmon Hotel, which was part of the city center, it never opened and it's going to be torn down in two weeks. | ||
| Ooh, demolition. | ||
| Never opened Harmon Hotel to begin in two weeks. | ||
| Oh my goodness. | ||
| The structure is all fucked up, right? | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Oh my goodness. | ||
| It's not the whole city center. | ||
| No, the city center is like a complex. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| I talked about the whole thing. | ||
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Real quick, Eddie, I exaggerate everything. | |
| Right, but let's see a picture of it. | ||
| Which one is it? | ||
| To the left of the Aria sign. | ||
| Oh my god, look at the size of it! | ||
|
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Right? | |
| Dude fucked up. | ||
| Look at the size of it! | ||
| They gotta tear that whole thing down? | ||
| Yeah, because structurally it's not safe for people. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Wrapped in black netting. | ||
| What does that say? | ||
| Prior to demolition. | ||
| Oh my god, that's why it's wrapped in black netting. | ||
| Can you imagine if you have the hotel next to it and like, don't worry, dude, we're not even gonna scratch your shit. | ||
| It's like a guy parking next to your Porsche and say, hey, bro, I'm gonna blow up my car, but I'm gonna put a net over yours. | ||
| Just be cool, man. | ||
| Don't sweat it. | ||
| I'm just gonna blow it up right next to your shit. | ||
| They should build a solid steel enclosure, blow it up, and then... | ||
| Dispose of the... | ||
| Bro, can you imagine if you're the engineer? | ||
| Look at what it says here. | ||
| So it was originally to have risen 49 floors as a showpiece of the city center, which opened just as Nevada was entering the depths of the recession. | ||
| The 4,000-room Aria Resort and Casino, along with the Mandarin Hotel, fewer than 400 rooms, and the all-suite 57-story Vidara opened within a month of each other, but the Harman stayed shuttered. | ||
| It wasn't the recession, but construction issues that kept the Harman close. | ||
| Its construction plan was eventually scaled down by almost half, but then concerns remain that it would topple in an earthquake Wow Fuck A new Macau hotel is supposed to open there soon in a big area that's been under development for over like 10 years. | ||
| In Vegas? | ||
| Yeah, I watched a documentary about it. | ||
| It's probably talking about some of this. | ||
| I think it's like the MGM crew or one of them. | ||
| I don't want to say who because I don't know exactly, but... | ||
| They were developing a huge thing and it fell apart basically and it's just been sitting empty for 10 years and this Macau company is moving in and it's supposed to open up in about a year or so, if it's not opening sooner than that. | ||
| A big multi-billion dollar Asian hotel that all these Macau and Chinese people are supposed to come in and save Vegas. | ||
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Wow! | |
| How crazy would it be if Vegas got taken over by Chinese? | ||
| They came in guns blazing and just built some unbelievable hotels because they're printing money over there. | ||
| Just printing money. | ||
| So is my man Donald Trump though. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Please get the fuck out of here with all that nonsense. | ||
| Do you think Donald Trump can hang with the triads? | ||
| They're gonna come over here with giant spaceships, zeppelins filled with diamonds, and just rain them down on Las Vegas? | ||
| They're gonna build a building made entirely of diamonds, all filled with hookers. | ||
| All filled with tens. | ||
| Sign me the fuck out. | ||
| They're going to drive everybody around at a Rolls Royce. | ||
| No one's going to go to any other casino. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| They're going to take it to the most ultimate level ever. | ||
| I'm not mad at that. | ||
| If Macau really is what they say it is, if it really is ten times Vegas, that means they're making ten times as much money as Vegas. | ||
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It's true. | |
| Remember that joke Sam Tripoli said that it was something about how girls will always be with the guys with money, no matter what. | ||
| There's never a recession for hot shows. | ||
| Darth Vader can come down, take over, and I'm killing the joke, but it was one of the best Sam Tripoli jokes ever. | ||
| It's true, though. | ||
| Do you remember it? | ||
| Yeah, I remember. | ||
| I can't do it either. | ||
| That's why you see some ugly-ass dudes with hot-ass chicks. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| It's the only reason. | ||
| Well, if a guy's got mad paper, mad paper, makes up for a lot of things. | ||
| There's hope for every man out there. | ||
| If you're an unattractive woman, mad paper gets you a gay guy pretending to be straight. | ||
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True. | |
| Ain't that a bitch? | ||
| That's what you get. | ||
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If you look like a warlock as a girl and you're a millionaire, it's like, fuck, man. | |
| So you think Bruce Jenner was kind of like that? | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| I think if you live with crazy bitches long enough, you become one. | ||
| No, did you hear? | ||
| No, Bruce Jenner said he's always felt like a woman, even when he was a kid. | ||
| He's always felt like a woman. | ||
| He was gay. | ||
| It turns out he's gay the whole time. | ||
| No, he's not gay. | ||
| He's just felt like he's trapped in a man's body. | ||
| That's the crazy thing. | ||
| The crazy thing about a lot of these people that become transgender, there's so many different possibilities when it comes to sexuality. | ||
| Wait a minute, he likes chicks. | ||
| He still likes chicks. | ||
| That's something that a lot of us have a hard time accepting because we only have our own version of sexuality and gender. | ||
| But some people are men, they're attracted to women, but they're attracted to women and wish they were a woman and were in love with a woman as a lesbian. | ||
| They will sacrifice their dick, they'll sacrifice the ability to cum, they'll sacrifice their testicles, they'll sacrifice testosterone, they'll sacrifice their male gender and still be with women. | ||
| Bro, I got one for you. | ||
| Have you heard of Lady Valor? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The fucking Navy SEAL. This badass Navy SEAL who said... | ||
| She likes to be she. | ||
| So he's a Navy SEAL from SEAL Team 1 to SEAL Team 6. And then he was just like, you know what? | ||
| I've always wanted to be a woman. | ||
| My entire life I've felt like a woman. | ||
| Straight... | ||
| Dude now, trying to look like a woman, in a dress, polka-eyed dress, looks like me, really. | ||
| Tattoos and shit, mascara on, teaching other Navy SEALs how to shoot and shit. | ||
| Is there a chance that the Bruce Jenner thing could be a situation where he's coming out slowly? | ||
| Because remember, Elton John, he looked totally gay, he was flaming, but he denied it. | ||
| And then he said he was bi. | ||
| And then now he's full gay. | ||
| So he came out, first he came out where he's bi. | ||
| He didn't come out fully all the way. | ||
| And so maybe Bruce Jenner's like, you know what, I can't come out and say, I'm gay and I want to be a woman. | ||
| Let me tell people I want to be a woman first, and then later. | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| Because even Morrissey's saying, oh, I'm not gay, I'm asexual. | ||
| That's what he said. | ||
| He said he's asexual. | ||
| Bruce Jenner sat down with one of those fucking interviews, and I just read some details about it. | ||
| He's come out saying, I felt like a woman my entire life. | ||
| I believe that. | ||
| Why would you doubt that someone would be asexual? | ||
| Because in a lot of ways, Stan Hope is asexual at this point in his life. | ||
| He doesn't have sex anymore. | ||
| What? | ||
| He's still a man, but he doesn't have sex anymore. | ||
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What? | |
| Maybe he's taking more. | ||
| He doesn't get hard anymore. | ||
| Maybe he's not interested. | ||
| His testosterone just fucking... | ||
| Just booze. | ||
| Bam. | ||
| Booze and cigarettes. | ||
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Wow. | |
| He's having a great time. | ||
| Doesn't care. | ||
| Yeah, having a great time. | ||
| Living life. | ||
| Yeah, loves it. | ||
| Teach their own. | ||
| He's not into... | ||
| He doesn't give a fuck. | ||
| He's having a good time. | ||
| I'm serious. | ||
| He talks about it openly. | ||
| He's like, he's down with the slide. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So there's different people, man. | ||
| Everybody's different. | ||
| I mean, Stanhope's not the dummy. | ||
| That's just his decision. | ||
| He doesn't care. | ||
| And there's some people that, you know, like, they might be asexual. | ||
| Morrissey might be asexual. | ||
| It might not be bullshit. | ||
| It might be just, this is how he is. | ||
| If everybody... | ||
| Have you heard some of the Smith songs? | ||
| Thankfully, no. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I've heard a few of them, but they make me sad. | ||
| Smiths are awesome. | ||
| I don't like getting sad. | ||
| But, you know, it's obvious. | ||
| Is it all about having sex with dudes? | ||
| No, you could just... | ||
| I don't think I've heard the songs. | ||
| You haven't heard of Smiths? | ||
| Smith? | ||
| The Smiths. | ||
| With Morrissey, the singer. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| How old are you again? | ||
| 31. Okay, that's before your time. | ||
| It's like The Cure, Depeche Mode, the Smiths, Morrissey. | ||
| I thought we were talking about it. | ||
| What kind of music do you like? | ||
| Just hip-hop? | ||
| No, everything. | ||
| I'll listen to everything. | ||
| Do you know this guy is such a rabid vegan. | ||
| He won't let anybody who works for him eat meat. | ||
| This guy? | ||
| Yeah, when people working for him, like the crew, he won't let them eat meat. | ||
| Like, if you work for him on tour, you cannot eat meat. | ||
| Oh, fuck, that's a fuck off. | ||
| So these guys get together. | ||
| Well, the idea that he could dictate what someone's diet is is hilarious. | ||
| But he controls not just their physical body when they work for him, but what they put in their body when they're on tour with him. | ||
| He does not allow them to eat meat. | ||
| So the crew, they get together in one hotel room. | ||
| They'll pick a hotel room, and they order room service and just go off. | ||
| They have cheeseburgers and steak and shit and they have to hide it from Morrissey. | ||
| What'd you hear of this? | ||
| Just heard from some kid that told Brendan Schaub that the... | ||
| Oh, you're just making that up? | ||
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You're making that up? | |
| No, someone did tell me that. | ||
| A guy who's a roadie. | ||
| A guy who's a roadie. | ||
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Some kid who heard it from Brendan Schaub. | |
| I heard it from the guy who actually worked for him. | ||
| Really? | ||
| I believe that. | ||
| Well, you know, he really feels strongly about it. | ||
| Like, say if you hired a bunch of people and you found out that they like to eat babies. | ||
| You'd be like, look, man, you can't fucking eat babies if you want to work for me. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| Maybe eating babies is a little different, but the idea is he's so anti-animal cruelty that he doesn't want Anyone around him working in any capacity that kills animals. | ||
| He feels like they're murderers. | ||
| I mean, I don't agree with him, but that's where he comes from. | ||
| If you found out Ari ate baby dogs, would you let him open for you? | ||
| I would try to convince him to not eat baby dogs. | ||
| But the logical argument is what is a lamb? | ||
| What is lamb? | ||
| Lamb is a baby sheep. | ||
| Mutton is a sheep. | ||
| I don't fuck with lamb either. | ||
| Lamb is delicious. | ||
| Or veal. | ||
| I don't fuck with lamb or veal. | ||
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Both delicious. | |
| I hate lamb chops. | ||
| I love lamb chops, unfortunately. | ||
| I don't eat veal. | ||
| Veal's so fucked up, man. | ||
| Morrissey cancels gig in Iceland after Venue refuses to go vegetarian. | ||
| So he wants everyone to go vegetarian. | ||
| No hot dogs. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Singer was due to perform at the Harper Concert Hall in Reykjavik in Iceland. | ||
| Look at Mick Jagger. | ||
| He's still a rock star. | ||
| Look at Mick Jagger. | ||
| But listen to this request. | ||
| Iceland doesn't have any fucking ground you can grow vegetables in, asshole. | ||
| Like you can't be a vegetarian in Iceland unless you're bringing in trucks load of food or unless you got some sort of a crazy fucking greenhouse in there. | ||
| Now look at that face right there. | ||
| You think he's asexual? | ||
| That guy's sucking. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| He's asexual. | ||
| But I shall leave the Harpa concert hall to their cannibalistic, flesh-eating bloodlust, Morrissey said in a statement. | ||
| Real quick, fuck this guy. | ||
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Fuck this guy, man. | |
| Real quick! | ||
| Real quick, fuck this guy. | ||
| I love Iceland and have wanted for a long time to return. | ||
| That's hilarious. | ||
| Is this recent? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's awesome. | ||
| What number? | ||
| February. | ||
| Wow, really recent. | ||
| He's a nutbag. | ||
| Germany walked off the stage during his Poland show after being heckled by a fan. | ||
| Oh, that's hilarious. | ||
| He sounds like a real bitch. | ||
| Is he still claiming asexuality? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Why do you care? | ||
| I wonder if this guy wants to fuck or not. | ||
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He might be saying yes to other dudes. | |
| He's trying to fuck or no? | ||
| Eddie's so hung up on the guy being asexual. | ||
| I just think he's lying. | ||
| Well, he's on the looks of it, yes. | ||
| I think that he's sucking mad dick. | ||
| What makes you say that, though? | ||
| Marcy, unfortunately, I am not a homosexual. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Unfortunately. | ||
| You know what, man? | ||
| This is what I think, dude. | ||
| He's a human sexual. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Humosexual. | ||
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Humosexual. | |
| You know what I think? | ||
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I know what that is. | |
| I think if you just eat celery, your fucking dick don't work no more. | ||
| I agree. | ||
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You're just kidding me. | |
| I got it. | ||
| Biologists! | ||
| Fucking commentators. | ||
| We're commentating on biology. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| All my evidence you've shown. | ||
| If you have too much cabbage, your dick don't work. | ||
| For the record, my favorite singer of all time is Crazy Gay. | ||
| It makes no difference to me. | ||
| Right. | ||
| No need to talk about names. | ||
| Well, the guys that have come out, like Rob Halford. | ||
| I love Rob Halford. | ||
| I thought he was a famous guy. | ||
| Rob Halford is one of the most famous singers ever. | ||
| He's awesome. | ||
| He's an opening guy. | ||
| He came out. | ||
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He's a bad motherfucker. | |
| I still listen to Judas Priest. | ||
| I don't give a shit. | ||
| I could give two shits. | ||
| It makes no difference. | ||
| I've just... | ||
| You know, just don't... | ||
| I would say, if you're homosexual, just come out! | ||
| If you're homosexual, just come out! | ||
| Don't lie! | ||
| You know what I think, man? | ||
| I think the people that care about that, there's less of them and less of them every day. | ||
| And I think if we just hang in there, if we just hang in there as a civilization, I think racism, I think people that are homophobic, transsexual-phobic or transphobic, whatever they call it, people who give a fuck what anybody does as long as it doesn't hurt you or other folks, They're going to go away. | ||
| They're not going to be around anymore. | ||
| I think this is all just a blip in our evolution and our learning. | ||
| How long do you think? | ||
| A hundred years. | ||
| At least with racism. | ||
| A hundred years, no racism. | ||
| A hundred years, no homophobia. | ||
| A hundred years, all of it will be out the window. | ||
| There'll be like little blips here and there that'll shock the shit out of people. | ||
| We'll find out. | ||
| There's still people that are terrible at raising children. | ||
| But I think a hundred years is several generations in the future. | ||
| That's two, three, four, whatever the fuck. | ||
| What's a generation? | ||
| What's a technical generation? | ||
| How many years? | ||
| 75 years. | ||
| No, but I don't think they consider a generation 75 years. | ||
| I think it's like a 10 or 20 year period. | ||
| Like how long it is before if you're born where you can start fucking and having kids. | ||
| Like how long? | ||
| I think that's what they think of as a generation. | ||
| I don't think it's a full lifespan. | ||
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Mexico's 16. How dare you? | |
| How dare you? | ||
| How long is a generation? | ||
| Roughly accepted as the average period between 25 years. | ||
| It says right here, in general we think of a generation as being 25 years, from the birth of a parent to the birth of a child. | ||
| Damn, these hookers are getting pregnant quick. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| 25 already having kids. | ||
| Give yourself a chance, girl. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Go get a life. | ||
| Go around. | ||
| See the world. | ||
| I'll watch that shit on 16 Pregnant, though. | ||
| You know what I watched the other day that I got obsessed with? | ||
| Is that goddamn Addiction. | ||
| My Strange Addiction show. | ||
| Oh, yeah, that's a good show. | ||
| I've watched five of those fuckers in a row. | ||
| Did you watch that girl eat the mattresses? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| The bitch snacks on mattresses? | ||
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You haven't seen this? | |
| I haven't seen that one. | ||
| This bitch snacks on her mattress? | ||
| I saw five different ones, though. | ||
| And then she ate her entire mattress and went to her mom's. | ||
| The Mattress Cookie Monster. | ||
| The Mattress Monster. | ||
| There was another eating disorder one there, too. | ||
| They're all eating disorders. | ||
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There she is. | |
| Oh my god! | ||
| Oh my god, she's eating a mattress. | ||
| Look at her out there. | ||
| Look at the one above it. | ||
| A face full of mattress. | ||
| And what is that chick drinking? | ||
| Gasoline? | ||
| Yeah, she's drinking gasoline. | ||
| What about the girl with the giant titties? | ||
| Yeah, with the big ass titties. | ||
| She's eating mattresses. | ||
| What is it? | ||
| My addiction to... | ||
| What is she saying? | ||
| Women have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on plastic surgery. | ||
| Oh, the surgery one's crazy, too. | ||
| What has she done to herself, Jamie? | ||
| We need to know. | ||
| Obviously, she hasn't gotten a boob job. | ||
| Oh, I saw a girl the other day that was into eating those dryer sheets. | ||
| Oh yeah, I saw that bitch. | ||
| And they were too strong, so what she would do, if they were too strong, she would wrap them in toilet paper, fold them up and eat the dryer sheets. | ||
| Dude, that one you skip by, the fucking guy, his girlfriend is his car, he makes love to his car. | ||
| Do you believe that though, man? | ||
| No, they showed him up, fool's like dry hump in the car and shit. | ||
| He's got a 98 Monte Carlo, what do you expect? | ||
| You would fuck a 98 Monte Carlo, right? | ||
| At least he's fucking American. | ||
| Did you ever eat paper as a kid? | ||
| Every paper? | ||
| No! | ||
| What is it? | ||
| Oh my god, look at her tits. | ||
| 38 KKK. She's Ku Klux Klan. | ||
| She just wanted to get to K because it's a KKK thing. | ||
| Dude, that'd be fun for a night. | ||
| Then you wake up next morning and be like, this is fucking weird. | ||
| Dude, her implants are 14 pounds. | ||
| That would not be fun. | ||
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Oh, I think you'd be surprised. | |
| I think that'd be a hell of a time. | ||
| Well, if you're scared, I get it. | ||
| If you're scared, I 100% get it. | ||
| She couldn't complain about you putting it in her ass. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| She's got 14-pound implants. | ||
| I mean, she can take some uncomfortable. | ||
| Once tits get a certain size, it's a turnoff. | ||
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Really? | |
| Yeah, there's a number. | ||
| Make it too giant. | ||
| It's like... | ||
| I just see crazy chick. | ||
| Digging in her ears? | ||
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Crazy chick. | |
| Oh, you're talking like... | ||
| 12 hours every day she scrapes her ear canal with scissors. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Nail files and other sharp objects until she bleeds. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
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There's a chick who ate soap. | |
| Jesus Christ, that's terrifying. | ||
| Damn, I can feel it. | ||
| Ooh, digging in her ears. | ||
| Could you date a hot ass chick? | ||
| Could you put up with it if a chick was eating mattress all the time? | ||
| But she's just a fucking smoke show. | ||
| But she's eating your mattress when she comes over. | ||
| Let her know that you can't do that in front of me. | ||
| So she's like, babe, so you watch TV, she goes, I'll be right back. | ||
| Eat half your mattress. | ||
| I'll buy her a dope mattress that smells like lavender. | ||
| Five ounces a day, this guy was snorting baby powder. | ||
| How does he stay alive? | ||
| Well, maybe that's like what everybody has always been snorting everywhere. | ||
| When they thought they were getting cocaine, they weren't. | ||
| True, and this guy found a cheaper way. | ||
| The addiction began one day after, oh, it's a woman, after she spilled baby powder and inhaled it by mistake. | ||
| Over the last decade, it escalated. | ||
| She loves the sensation. | ||
| And now, instead of just sniffing the powder, Jay shoves it up her nostrils 12 times a day. | ||
| What? | ||
| What? | ||
| I mean, what's the side effect of that? | ||
| Dude, five ounces is a lot of baby powder. | ||
| It's a lot. | ||
| A pound is 16 ounces. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| This bitch is snorting a third of a pound. | ||
| That's insane! | ||
| What if she's just doing this to cover up a coke problem? | ||
| She's got this problem with the fucking baby powder. | ||
| She could always say, if she gets busted with coke, she goes, no, it's baby powder. | ||
| I go, fuck you. | ||
| And then you just send her a link. | ||
| Legit. | ||
| Click on that link, baby. | ||
| Strange addiction. | ||
| There's articles written about me, baby. | ||
| It's some weird shit, man. | ||
| Is that an ABC show? | ||
| Why is it on ABC.com? | ||
| Oh, it's on the news? | ||
| What if like every fifth line, it's coke? | ||
| She just mixes it up. | ||
| She's just like tricking people. | ||
| That girl, she snorts mothballs? | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| There's so many. | ||
| Oh, this one, see the one with the glasses? | ||
| Far left? | ||
| This is a crazy one. | ||
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Adult baby? | |
| I watched this one the other day. | ||
| Let me tell you something. | ||
| Oh, let me see that. | ||
| She's an adult baby. | ||
| She's transgender. | ||
| She was born a boy. | ||
| Decided she wanted to be a girl. | ||
| Wears diapers and pajamas. | ||
| Likes to be a baby. | ||
| Wears pigtails. | ||
| How old is she? | ||
| And likes to pee her pants. | ||
| She loves to pee her pants. | ||
| I want to see it. | ||
| That's not it. | ||
| That's not the one But we all in your life we've all met someone who is so fucking crazy go you You know what? | ||
| I think it's real Widow eats her husband's ashes. | ||
|
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I've seen that That one's sad. | |
| No, that one's sad. | ||
| That one's super dark. | ||
| That's dark. | ||
| Baby feeding. | ||
| Adult baby feeding. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Click that. | ||
| That one of the guy eating rocks. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Look at her baby powder check. | ||
| Dude, that's coke. | ||
| That's coke. | ||
| No, it's baby powder. | ||
| That looks like coke. | ||
| That looks like coke to me. | ||
| What did she get in her baby powder? | ||
| Am I well? | ||
| He said it for me. | ||
| It's her baby powder. | ||
| This guy's really fucking his car. | ||
| He's balls deep in the exhaust. | ||
| It's just balls deep. | ||
| Is that a dude who's in love with real dolls? | ||
| Let's see that. | ||
| I want to see that. | ||
| Can we click on that? | ||
| Can we click on it? | ||
| I want to see the real dolls. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| I think he has a couple, too. | ||
| It's just a picture? | ||
| Well, I guarantee you could find it. | ||
| Is there a video somewhere? | ||
| Yeah, they're available online. | ||
| Chugging gasoline? | ||
| How the fuck are you alive? | ||
| This girl's eating cat food. | ||
| Well, that's just protein. | ||
| The cat food is the least impressive. | ||
| Yeah, the cat food. | ||
| Eating a mattress is next level shit. | ||
| Mattress is some shit, and she devoured that thing. | ||
| Ugh. | ||
| There was another one that was a pro bodybuilder, a woman who's addicted to bodybuilding. | ||
| What is she eating? | ||
| What is she addicted to? | ||
| What is she doing? | ||
| Looking sexy as fuck. | ||
| Barf. | ||
| She's got little cat turds coming out of her mouth. | ||
| She just dropped some things between her titties, man. | ||
| Yeah, cat turds. | ||
| She's got a whole mouthful of them. | ||
| You gonna stick your dick in there? | ||
| This is the one, I'm addicted to being an adult baby. | ||
| That might be the worst one. | ||
| Can we click videos on these bitches? | ||
| Urine drinker. | ||
| Weird one, man. | ||
| The baby one was really weird. | ||
| Because I saw her point on a lot of things. | ||
| She was talking about how good it must feel to pee into the diaper. | ||
| I was like, damn, I bet that does feel good. | ||
| She was like, the feeling of release and then the warmth, wetness of the diaper. | ||
| I'm not mad at that. | ||
| Right away. | ||
| Yeah, I can get that. | ||
| I can see that. | ||
| I can feel like you're talking to people and you're just like... | ||
| Embrace it. | ||
| Just fucking... | ||
| I take those gorilla piss though, man. | ||
| It feels good. | ||
|
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It's warm. | |
| It's all over your balls. | ||
| Only for about 10 seconds. | ||
| And then you start smelling like ammonia. | ||
| The real doll. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| He still loves his real doll. | ||
| What does that mean, still? | ||
| They got in a fight. | ||
| Well, there's a whole... | ||
| You gotta be a weird fucking dude, man. | ||
| She is kind of hot, though. | ||
| But he's in full play mode. | ||
| He pretends that it's a real person. | ||
| She's out of his league. | ||
| Can you imagine, though, if a real woman was so far out of your reach that this was the alternative? | ||
| You look behind that guy. | ||
| Back that up a second. | ||
| Look behind that guy on the shelf. | ||
| What is that? | ||
| Is that all porn? | ||
| That's exactly what that is. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Pause that shit right there. | ||
| How do you know that's porn? | ||
| I guess. | ||
| Look, they're DVDs. | ||
| Who the fuck has DVDs? | ||
| It's true. | ||
| It's 2015. A massive DVD collection like that? | ||
| This fucking dude is jacking it. | ||
| Those are DVDs of porn. | ||
| That's the only thing that sells in DVDs today. | ||
| If it wasn't for porn, DVDs would be off the market. | ||
| They wouldn't even have. | ||
| They'd be with cassette tapes. | ||
| I can't believe anyone buys DVDs regardless. | ||
| Those bitches would be eight tracks. | ||
| There's some people. | ||
| People want the art copy. | ||
| They want... | ||
| They want Blu-ray, they want HD, they want it to be able to pause the remote, and they don't want the government to know they're downloading it. | ||
| Oh, who gives a fuck. | ||
| Maybe they got a shitty internet connection, okay? | ||
| Maybe they don't want their jacking to be dependent upon their internet connection. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| You know? | ||
| It's on your phone. | ||
| That guy's whacking it for sure. | ||
| Well, he's not. | ||
| He's fucking his real doll. | ||
| Right? | ||
| He must have just got turned down so many times, he's like, fuck this noise. | ||
| He might not have even made a swing. | ||
| He might not have even ever stepped to the plate. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| Looks like he swung at some dicks. | ||
| Let's be honest here, with that haircut like that. | ||
| Hey. | ||
| They're getting better and better. | ||
| You know what's hilarious about this show? | ||
| Is this fucking counselor guy that has to come in and talk to each person who has an addiction. | ||
| Oh, I know. | ||
| Whether it's a guy or a gal. | ||
| There's different counselors all the time. | ||
| What is this guy saying? | ||
| What could he possibly be saying? | ||
| You don't think he's like, motherfucker? | ||
| No, I know this is fucking weird. | ||
| Look at the camera setup. | ||
| How low-tech is this show? | ||
| They got a GoPro behind that dude's right shoulder. | ||
| I'm serious. | ||
| They're on TV. Look at that GoPro. | ||
| That's the video we're watching. | ||
| We're watching GoPro video. | ||
|
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Fuck. | |
| Look at this dude. | ||
| He's in love, though. | ||
| But they get this counselor that comes in and pretends. | ||
| She's got a dog collar on. | ||
| The guy's a dick. | ||
| If he's happy, though, who gives a fuck? | ||
| Why are you gonna bring in a counselor? | ||
|
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He looks happy as shit. | |
| Why does he always have to put collars on her? | ||
| Yeah, that is weird. | ||
| He owns those chicks. | ||
| He has good taste, though. | ||
| That's a good dog right there. | ||
| I think I saw someone. | ||
| There's a couple, man. | ||
| Just back that up real quick, and you see exactly what it looks like when he's fucking it. | ||
| Not right there. | ||
| Watch when we see him face-to-face. | ||
| That looks like a young Rose McGowan. | ||
| A little bit, but not real. | ||
| Watch this. | ||
| When you see him, like, face to face with it. | ||
| Yeah, right, that face right there. | ||
| That's the fuck face. | ||
| Chewing gum. | ||
| Chewing gum. | ||
| Slinging dick on her. | ||
|
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Slinging dick. | |
| I'm not going to lie, it looks like he's a piece of it. | ||
| Humped over, like a letter C. Jumbo shrimp. | ||
| What do you think the average year is generally in prison where 40, 50, 60 years where you suppress your sexuality so much that you start thinking about dudes? | ||
| Couple hours. | ||
| Yeah, I'd give it a day. | ||
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I'll give it a day. | |
| I'm in there like, you know what, I'm just gonna start sucking some dick. | ||
| Did you see the picture of this? | ||
| It's a controversial picture that's been going around lately of these two guys that are standing up and they got a belt around this dude's neck and the dude's on his knees and he's got a black eye and they're like making gang signs in front of the camera. | ||
| I haven't seen it. | ||
| Sounds awesome. | ||
| It's pretty crazy, man. | ||
| See if you can find it, Jamie. | ||
| How long do you think it is? | ||
|
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What is it? | |
| Hold on, let me explain it to Jamie. | ||
| There's two young African-American fellows that are throwing up gang signs, and in front of them is a dude who is on his knees, and he's got a belt around his neck and a black eye. | ||
| And the dude was doing eight years, I think, for armed robbery or something along those lines. | ||
| And, um, apparently they're just beating his ass and making him their dog or whatever the fuck they want to do with him. | ||
| Well, this is a picture they took in prison? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Who the fuck has cameras? | ||
| Somebody, like, tweeted it or something. | ||
| Yeah, who does have cameras there? | ||
| They do, man. | ||
| Like, hold on, hold on, Doug. | ||
| They have phones. | ||
| They get phones in there. | ||
| They get all kinds of drugs in there. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| That's the picture. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Georgia gang launch attack on, what does it say? | ||
|
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God damn. | |
| That's crazy. | ||
| Is there a worse job in the world? | ||
| A gimp in prison? | ||
| Mom's furious. | ||
| Teen men launch gang attack on her son, 18, in a prison cell, then tie a leash around his neck and pose for a Facebook photo despite being behind bars. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Hunched down with a swollen eye in front of two shirtless young men, one of them was holding a leash. | ||
| Barry told family members that he was jumped by 10 other inmates and guards couldn't check on him until six hours after the incident. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| believe the incident was gang related oh my god she wants insurance from the department that he will be able to pay his death to society without being killed look at that killed picture look at that might be fucked back that up look at that picture hold Holy shit, that's scary. | ||
| Imagine being that guy and that's your life. | ||
| Back that up, Jamie. | ||
| I don't mean to laugh, but could there be a worse scenario? | ||
| Look at that, man. | ||
| That is crazy. | ||
| That dude's eye is fucked up. | ||
| There's embarrassing pics that you don't want on the internet, but that's the worst one. | ||
| That's the worst picture of all time if you're that guy. | ||
| How crazy is that? | ||
| I don't have a dick pic out. | ||
| And that's a good picture to deter people from committing crime. | ||
| Actually, it's a good picture to show that people learn when you put them in jail. | ||
| They really change. | ||
| They change their ways. | ||
| They don't continue gangbanging. | ||
| The guy's pulling the trigger at the camera, the other guy's throwing up a gang sign, and he's got a leash around a dude who's got a fucked up face. | ||
| You don't know that's a gang sign. | ||
| That could be Mork and Mindy. | ||
| Could be. | ||
| Could be like Star Trek. | ||
| Could be Star Trek. | ||
| Live long and prosper. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Science. | ||
| Fuck, man. | ||
| God, that guy on the bottom is just like, fuck. | ||
| Fuck. | ||
| That's a crazy way to live. | ||
| That's a crazy way to live, man. | ||
| This poor guy's got to live like that for six hours until the guards come and chase him. | ||
| And then what happens? | ||
| Do they put him in solitary? | ||
| Yeah, he's probably hoping. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's the best case scenario for him. | ||
| If he does, he's going to have to do his whole time in solitary. | ||
| You thought Andy Dufresne had a bad homeboy. | ||
| He's in some shit. | ||
| Andy Dufresne from Shawshank Redemption. | ||
| He'd fight off the ladyboys. | ||
| Wow, powerful strange reference. | ||
| Yeah, right? | ||
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All I reference is movies. | |
| That's hilarious. | ||
| How do you have time to train, watch all these movies, and then know every goddamn fight like an encyclopedia? | ||
| Do you watch fights twice or all you need to do is watch them once? | ||
| Usually once. | ||
| Once and you remember. | ||
| But you gotta remember, I do those shows for Fight Pass UFC now, so I research a lot of shit. | ||
| Okay, okay. | ||
| There's a dude. | ||
| There's another photo of him with his eye all fucked up. | ||
| Look at him on the left. | ||
| Good times. | ||
| Look at him on the right. | ||
| Sucking dick. | ||
| Getting punched in the eye. | ||
| Choked him to sleep, it says. | ||
| What did he do? | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| It says they're gang-related. | ||
| Aggravated battery, robbery, and theft of a motor vehicle. | ||
| It says jump by ten people, son. | ||
| Fuck, man. | ||
| That's terrifying. | ||
| Being in jail and knowing that you're in jail with a bunch of other prisoners and that there's no one watching out for you. | ||
| No one protecting you. | ||
| That's the terrifying thing about being in jail. | ||
| Do you fight back or do you just like, you know what, fuck it, tear this ass up? | ||
| You have to decide whether or not it's worth it. | ||
| You could die. | ||
| And if you don't die, you know, you could be unbelievably injured. | ||
| To the point where you're never the same person again, or you could just deal with their shit for eight years and succumb and then get out and never be the same person again. | ||
| Because you've been diminished by a bunch of men who've beaten you down. | ||
| You'll have PTSD. Would you fight? | ||
| If there's ten guys, would you fight? | ||
| Yeah, 100%. | ||
| You would fight? | ||
|
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100%. | |
| You know, who knows what happens in your mind if you know you're never getting out of there. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| That's a different animal. | ||
| You've got to think, this is my new world. | ||
| I have to figure out how I handle this world. | ||
| They tied you up and you knew it was inevitable. | ||
| They got you. | ||
| They got you hog tied and they're ready to go and they asked you. | ||
| You want to go dry, syrup, or jelly. | ||
| Or peanut butter. | ||
| Or your own spit. | ||
| Or your own spit. | ||
| You could spit on their dicks. | ||
| On his hands. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| What do you want? | ||
| Dry? | ||
| Dry? | ||
| What was the other one? | ||
| Syrup? | ||
| Jelly? | ||
| Or your own space? | ||
| Jelly all day, though. | ||
|
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Jelly? | |
| Jelly all day. | ||
| Is it raspberry jelly? | ||
| Whatever kind of thing. | ||
| But it's going to be in your asshole. | ||
| It's prison jelly, so it's going to be those little containers, you know what I mean? | ||
| I know, but raspberry has those little seeds that lubricate your asshole a little bit, I feel like. | ||
| It's kind of fucked up that they take people, like in jail, and they make them be around other people that are also... | ||
| Everyone is at their youngest... | ||
| Most horniest, which is a lot of violent criminals between the age of 19 and 23. There's been studies done. | ||
| Brian Callen and I were talking about this on the last podcast that we did from the car, that if you removed all the 19 to 23-year-old males in our society, violent crime would drop by like 90%. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| Some crazy number. | ||
| Who came up with that? | ||
| They just did studies on the amount of people that commit violent crimes, and when they commit violent crimes, the age for young males. | ||
| It's very, very high. | ||
| But they always say in the prison system, you go in with whatever, you know, your bachelors of crime, and you come out with your... | ||
| Masters. | ||
| Masters, yeah. | ||
| They always say that. | ||
| Because you're around other criminals who know their shit, man. | ||
| It's not like you're going in and you're learning positive shit. | ||
| It becomes your culture, too. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| You get out. | ||
| A lot of guys are habituated. | ||
| When they get out, and they're fucked, they don't know how to, like... | ||
| Hang out in the regular world. | ||
| What a shitty system. | ||
| And the fact that someone could do one of those and make money. | ||
| And then you find out there's guys like that judge in Pennsylvania that was locking young kids up in juvenile just to get the money. | ||
| He was getting kickbacks from the prison. | ||
| Fuck, man. | ||
| So he was taking kids and railroading them and sending them down river and making money off of them. | ||
| Holy fuck. | ||
| One kid committed suicide. | ||
| His mother was at the trial screaming at the guy. | ||
| It was dark. | ||
| Did the guy get put away? | ||
| Forever. | ||
| You have to be. | ||
| Forever. | ||
| How did they bust him? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's a good question. | ||
| That is so fucked up, man. | ||
| That story bothered me so much, I didn't even want to read into it. | ||
| The idea that some guy... | ||
| That's happening a lot though, isn't it? | ||
| The private prisons and all that shit? | ||
| Well, that is a specific case when they're talking about juvenile offenders. | ||
| This guy was sending juveniles that were innocent to these detention camps. | ||
| How much was he making? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Damn, that's fucked up, man. | ||
| He made hundreds of thousands of dollars over a period of time. | ||
| And then he went to jail. | ||
| Fuck yeah. | ||
| They're gonna fuck him up in jail. | ||
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He's super screwed. | |
| He's fucked. | ||
| The idea that a judge put people in jail for money and now he's in jail, they're gonna fuck that guy up. | ||
| That guy might not ever... | ||
| He might not make it. | ||
| He shouldn't. | ||
| He shouldn't. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| I mean, that's karma. | ||
| That's justice. | ||
| You ruin kids' lives. | ||
| You take them and you stuff them in with kids like those guys. | ||
| And they do something like that to them. | ||
| And then you have guys like... | ||
|
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2,000 lives. | |
| 2,000. | ||
| Look at that fucking devil. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Created fake look at this this guy went to jail because he created a fake humorous MySpace page about her is her school's vice principal 12 cursed at a another student's mother 17 did nothing at all damn man kids for cash is a documentary Oh my God. | ||
| It's called Kids for Cash? | ||
| The documentary? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Or is it on Netflix? | ||
| I'm sure. | ||
|
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I don't know. | |
| Oh my God! | ||
|
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He made $2.2 million as a finder's fee. | |
| As a finder's fee for the construction of a for-profit facility, which housed these so-called delinquents. | ||
| Oh my God. | ||
| He sentenced around 3,000 children in a similar manner. | ||
| Oh my God. | ||
| That guy should go to prison and just get ass-raped every morning. | ||
| Well, he's doing 28 years, which means he could probably get out in less than that, but most likely he won't make it. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| No, he's fucked in there. | ||
| My God, what a fucking piece of shit that guy is. | ||
| The idea that a human being could do that to a kid, though. | ||
| Crazy, huh? | ||
| It's just terrifying. | ||
| It's just terrifying. | ||
| It's just terrifying that someone would have that in their DNA, to have that in their brain, where they could accept that. | ||
| And then you have guys like, you see that documentary The Jinx on HBO? Holy shit. | ||
| You have that guy like Robert Durst, who got away with murder. | ||
| He chopped dude's limbs off and his head off. | ||
| He got busted. | ||
| He admitted he killed the guy. | ||
| But he says, hey, I had to do that because I accidentally killed him. | ||
| I didn't think anybody was gonna believe me, so I thought hmm I better chop off all his limbs and his head and throw them in the river. | ||
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Oh my god. | |
| And he got off. | ||
| That's so crazy. | ||
| Because he said it was self-defense. | ||
| It was self-defense, but he didn't call the cops. | ||
| He just decided nobody was gonna believe him, so he had to chop the dude up and he got away with it. | ||
| Goddamn, that's so crazy. | ||
| Totally good. | ||
| And on top of that when they first arrested him, you saw it right? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| When they first arrested him, He posted bail and skipped town. | ||
| So he was a fugitive. | ||
|
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What the fuck? | |
| Then they finally catch him. | ||
| They catch him shoplifting. | ||
| And he murdered somebody. | ||
| They catch him shoplifting. | ||
| He's a millionaire. | ||
| He admits he murdered the guy and chopped him up, but he said he did it because he didn't think people were going to believe him because his wife was missing and they think he did it. | ||
| His neighbor went missing. | ||
| His wife went missing. | ||
| That's where it all started. | ||
| His best friend went missing. | ||
| His wife went missing. | ||
| He killed his best friend. | ||
| His wife went missing. | ||
| They never found the body. | ||
| So for 10 years, her family suspected, and they knew he did it because she was always saying, he's going to kill me. | ||
| He's going to kill me. | ||
| He's going to fuck me up. | ||
| He's going to kill me. | ||
| And then one night she disappeared and he had an alibi. | ||
| She never showed up or she came and I dropped her off at the train. | ||
| I don't know where she went. | ||
| We were having a lot of trouble. | ||
| So maybe she just left me. | ||
| People just leave. | ||
| So they never found the body. | ||
| So they just let it go. | ||
| And he's an heir of like a gazillion who owns skyscrapers in New York. | ||
| He had a lot of power, a lot of money. | ||
| And he got away with making his wife disappear. | ||
| They still haven't found the body. | ||
| They think there's another case, too. | ||
| From a health food store in Vermont, there was a girl who was working in that town. | ||
| A young girl disappeared. | ||
| That's another one? | ||
| They didn't talk about that in the documentary? | ||
| They didn't, but it came out after. | ||
| This is a new one. | ||
| They're connected to him. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| Yeah, that might have been the first one he killed. | ||
| That was one of the greatest documentaries I've ever seen. | ||
| The last one's insane. | ||
| When he goes to the bathroom, he's all, way to go. | ||
| Like, talking to himself like an asshole. | ||
| Yeah, he got busted. | ||
| He's like, did I kill him? | ||
| Of course. | ||
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Of course they killed him. | |
| They got me. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| He doesn't realize the mic is still in the bathroom. | ||
| He's going to the bathroom. | ||
| Talking to himself, confessing. | ||
| Because they busted him. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| They're saying that's not enough evidence, though. | ||
| His lawyer's like, dude, if you think that's enough evidence, we can go try right now. | ||
| I'm going to shit all over your story. | ||
| Is that what they're saying? | ||
| But what about the letter that the killer wrote to the police department? | ||
| It's his writing. | ||
| Dude, that was great. | ||
| Have you seen it? | ||
| You never see a guy go... | ||
| Like, you know, in true romance, when they talk about pantomimes, when people lie, if you ask them a question direct and they lie, if they're lying, there's like things they do. | ||
| They scratch their head or there's like a tick when they answer. | ||
| There's something. | ||
| Girls have like 13 things they do. | ||
| Guys have nine. | ||
| Something like that. | ||
| And that's what people like detectives, that's what they look for. | ||
| That's what they keep asking questions. | ||
| And they just have a camera on your face. | ||
| They review the camera. | ||
| That's how they see if you're lying. | ||
| You're twitches. | ||
| And man, when they said, is this your writing? | ||
| He goes, yes, that's my writing. | ||
| He goes, boom, boom. | ||
| His face goes, he goes like this. | ||
| No, he started gagging. | ||
| They're like, is this your writing? | ||
| He goes, he goes, he starts burping. | ||
| He's like, oh God. | ||
| And he does this too. | ||
| This is the ultimate. | ||
| Usually what they look for is like, what were you last night? | ||
| Well, I was, you know, and I was... | ||
| I don't know what the fuck. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| You're doing all these things. | ||
| He went like this. | ||
| He went like this. | ||
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And then the gulp. | |
| And then the burping. | ||
| And when he's in the bathroom saying, why did you burp the burping? | ||
| He's like, it's so obvious. | ||
| Oh my god, that's so crazy. | ||
| Well, he had the pressure of lying that long. | ||
| Must be overwhelming. | ||
| He must have been a smart dude because... | ||
| So many investigators came after me at the same story over and over. | ||
| But the thing that fucked them is the way he spelled Beverly, Beverly Hills. | ||
| He spelled it with an extra E. So the killer killed a lady and sent a letter, said the cadaver's here with the address, and he spelled Beverly with an extra E. What? | ||
| Well, the reason why he killed the chick... | ||
| It was all about his wife. | ||
| He made his wife disappear. | ||
| So for 10 years, he got away with it. | ||
| But he had a really... | ||
| His best friend was some chick who was the daughter of a big mob boss. | ||
| So he was really connected with the mob. | ||
| So that was the only chick who knew. | ||
| She was his publicist during the 10 years when people were accusing him. | ||
| They ended up dropping the case. | ||
| They could never find a body. | ||
| So she knew. | ||
| She ended up moving to fucking L.A. She was a writer. | ||
| They still kept in touch. | ||
| But... | ||
| The wife who was missing, her family would always tell the investigators, go interview that chick sharing something. | ||
| Go interview that chick. | ||
| That chick knows. | ||
| Go question her. | ||
| And then when they were finally going to do it 10, 15 years later, they were going to reopen it and go question that chick. | ||
| He's in New York. | ||
| She's dead. | ||
| She gets blown away. | ||
| And it just so happens he flew to California like that day before. | ||
| But he was in Northern California. | ||
| He goes, I was in Northern California. | ||
| And they track him driving down. | ||
| It's so weird, man. | ||
| He goes, I was in California. | ||
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He goes, but you can't put me in L.A. Why is he going to kill people all the time? | |
| He has a great line there. | ||
| She's like, well, what are you doing in California? | ||
| California's a big state. | ||
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Yes. | |
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Oh, but the thing is, it all stems from, I guess his dad, he had like four or five brothers and sisters, and his mom committed suicide, jumped off the top of the house. | ||
| But the dad goes, your mom's about to do something. | ||
| Only wakes him up, brings him to the window, like, look at your mom. | ||
| The mom commits suicide, jumps off. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Dark! | ||
| Right in front of him. | ||
| He said, your mom's about to do something, so he wants him to watch? | ||
| He's the only kid he wakes up, grabs him, and goes, check out your mom out there. | ||
| And he's like, what? | ||
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He wanted his son to see what his mom was doing. | |
| That's what he said. | ||
| But all his defense was always about, feel sorry for me. | ||
| I felt sorry for him. | ||
| That's what he said. | ||
| It did create a monster. | ||
| What if his dad killed his mom in front of him? | ||
| What it was is he got rid of his wife. | ||
| So the only reason he murdered that chick was because she was going to start talking 10-15 years later. | ||
| So he had to kill her. | ||
| What about the neighbor? | ||
| So he killed her. | ||
| The neighbor, because then he kills her, and then he disappears and dresses up like a chick and rents a house in Arizona or Texas. | ||
| Fakes like a mute chick in Texas. | ||
| So then no one talks to him. | ||
| He's like an old lady. | ||
| So after he kills her, he's in Texas hiding out. | ||
| And he had this neighbor that eventually he started talking to after a while. | ||
| And then he ended up telling him who he was. | ||
| And then he had to kill him too because he knew. | ||
| Like it was just really obvious. | ||
| He looks like shit too. | ||
| How's he killing everyone? | ||
| He was killing him. | ||
| How's he getting away with this? | ||
| He looks like a piece of shit. | ||
| He looks like Mr. Burns, bro. | ||
| He looks like Mr. Burns just fucking shooting him. | ||
| How's he killing anybody? | ||
| Well, he's chopping bitches up, too. | ||
| And then check this out. | ||
| That would take forever. | ||
| So the neighbor that he told every... | ||
| His wife disappeared. | ||
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Look at him. | |
| Looks great. | ||
| That guy. | ||
| That guy's beautiful. | ||
| Great skin. | ||
| And so he has to kill his neighbor in Texas because he knows everything. | ||
| So he chops off his arms, his legs, and his head. | ||
| He puts them in plastic bags. | ||
| He throws them in the leg. | ||
| The next morning he comes to see if they floated up, and they floated up. | ||
| So he's like... | ||
| Fuck, all these body parts right there. | ||
| So he says, fuck it. | ||
| He grabs the head, because he shot him in the head, and disappeared with that. | ||
| They never found the head. | ||
| They found the body, obviously. | ||
| They checked the fingerprints. | ||
| They went to the guy's house. | ||
| They started interviewing the landlord and the neighbor. | ||
| They go, who lives here? | ||
| They go, some mute old lady. | ||
| Then they figured out, oh shit, this is the dude that fucking did it. | ||
| He gets busted. | ||
| He gets arrested. | ||
| Post bail, disappears. | ||
| They catch him shoplifting a sandwich like a week later. | ||
| So then he goes to trial. | ||
| He goes to trial, but he was wanted for the murder for that lady in California and still his wife, but Texas said, we're going to try him here. | ||
| We got him. | ||
| Open and shut. | ||
| He's done. | ||
| He was done, dude. | ||
| There was no way he was going to get out of it. | ||
| Don't say anymore. | ||
| I want to watch this fucking thing. | ||
| Don't say anymore. | ||
| I think you've already spoiled it. | ||
| No, but it's not. | ||
| Literally every detail. | ||
| But it isn't about that. | ||
| It's not about that. | ||
| They tell you all that, right? | ||
| We've done this whole story on the podcast several times, though. | ||
| We have, right? | ||
| The jinx? | ||
| Who was it that talked about it? | ||
| Thomas. | ||
| Tom Segura. | ||
| Tom Segura told the whole story. | ||
| Not as with enthusiasm as Eddie Bravo. | ||
| Tom Segura was pretty enthusiastic. | ||
| Eddie is on it. | ||
| I feel like you've seen it multiple times, so you'll be honest. | ||
| I saw it once. | ||
| Because there's six parts. | ||
| There's six parts. | ||
| Six hours? | ||
| Six hours straight. | ||
| It is six hours. | ||
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Good series. | |
| Just go to the last part. | ||
| Dude, HBO fucking rules that. | ||
| HBO Go. | ||
| HBO Go, get the fuck. | ||
| You just go pimp. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I'm not a big fan of old music at all. | ||
| Frank Sinatra was like, I don't give a fuck about Frank Sinatra. | ||
| I watched that. | ||
| Did you watch that documentary? | ||
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Fuck yeah. | |
| I'm a big Frank Sinatra fan now. | ||
| I almost wore a fucking hat here because of Frank. | ||
| His story? | ||
| It's fucking dope. | ||
| Goddamn. | ||
| Damn, he was huge. | ||
| He got huge really quick, like in the 40s, and was massive. | ||
| Left his wife and two kids. | ||
| Real ladies, man. | ||
| And married Ava Gardner, like the Angelina Jolie at the time. | ||
| As soon as he married her, his career went the Shit! | ||
| The labels dropped him. | ||
| The movies, no one wanted to do movies with him. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Because he got divorced? | ||
| No, because it was just a new time. | ||
| Elvis came in and it was a new time. | ||
| He was a drunk, too. | ||
| He was fucking up. | ||
| He was fucking everything. | ||
| He was just a wild motherfucker. | ||
| Self-sabotage a little bit. | ||
| In the early 50s, he was washed up, dude. | ||
| He was done. | ||
| Ava Gardner's trying to fucking get away from him. | ||
| She's a dime piece. | ||
| She's doing movies in Europe, trying to get away from her, and he's on planes, stalking her and going after her. | ||
| And she loved him, but she was done with him. | ||
| And so, he was rock bottom, and he read this script from Here to Eternity. | ||
| I don't know how he got the script, but there was a part in From Here to Eternity that he thought he could play and nail, and he begged the studio, please give me one more chance. | ||
| I could do this. | ||
| And they didn't want to do it, so Ava Gardner puts the call in and says, just give him a shot. | ||
| For three grand. | ||
| He did. | ||
| For three grand. | ||
| So he did it. | ||
| Dude, and while he was making the movie, everybody knew that the movie was going to be big and that Frank Sinatra was going to make a big comeback. | ||
| So with that heat, Capitol Records signed him and gave him another chance. | ||
| So the movie comes out. | ||
| He wins the fucking Oscar. | ||
| And his new album that came out fucking blew up. | ||
| So now he's a hundred times bigger than he's ever been. | ||
| He's a monster. | ||
| Starts his own record company. | ||
| Starts his own movie company. | ||
| Man, his... | ||
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Don't tell anymore. | |
| I'll watch that too. | ||
| His story is incredible. | ||
| He just told you everything again. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| He just told you everything again. | ||
| Spoiler alert. | ||
| Bravo. | ||
| Dude, Frankson... | ||
| Did you see Going Clear? | ||
| Scientology? | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
|
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Yes. | |
| Yes, the Scientology one. | ||
| Did you see Going Clear? | ||
| Scientology? | ||
| No, but I read some of the book. | ||
| That shit is insane. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| I'm talking about that. | ||
| I don't want to get followed in shit. | ||
| No, I'm sorry. | ||
| No, I converted. | ||
| I watched that and I converted. | ||
| Hey, dude, Christianity is way crazier than Scientology. | ||
| Oh, I did so fucking agree. | ||
| Come on! | ||
| A bearded guy up in the clouds? | ||
| Or an alien that takes you out of a volcano? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What? | ||
| What's worse? | ||
| What's worse is the guy who was obviously mentally ill created this religion. | ||
| Obviously. | ||
| I think he was brilliant. | ||
| There he goes. | ||
| You know he wrote more books than anybody ever? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He published more books than anybody. | ||
| They're so bad, you could write them in a day. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| That's why. | ||
| Have you ever read Battlefield Earth? | ||
| Absolutely not. | ||
| LRH. Battlefield Earth. | ||
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Don't say that about LRH. Battlefield Earth. | |
| If you watch the movie, it's a fucking amazingly bad movie. | ||
| It's a movie with John Travolta and Forrest Whitaker. | ||
| Forrest Whitaker plays a giant alien, John Travolta. | ||
| It's so bad. | ||
| They said it's the worst movie ever, right? | ||
| Mmm, it's up there. | ||
| That's what I've heard. | ||
| It seems like a sketch on Saturday Night Live, like a parody of a really bad science fiction film. | ||
| This is it. | ||
| It's so bad. | ||
| John Travolta defends it? | ||
| How dare he? | ||
| And this is all based on an L. Ron Hubbard book about, you know, alien invaders and stupid shit. | ||
| Dude, they were saying Travolta wants to get out, but they have too much dirt on him. | ||
| Um, who says that? | ||
| This documentary? | ||
| You can't get out now, son. | ||
| It's too late. | ||
| That's what they do, man. | ||
| They get you to confess all your shit, and they record it. | ||
| That's what they do. | ||
| That's how they get you. | ||
| Tom Cruise is balls deep in it, though. | ||
| Allegedly. | ||
| It's also a gang. | ||
| It's a cult. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| If I had to pick a religion to be totally 100% devoted to, it would be Scientology. | ||
| Fuck off. | ||
| It would be. | ||
| Well, they have a lot of the things you like. | ||
| Did you know what they did? | ||
| Aliens. | ||
| No, no, but you know what? | ||
| They made the IRS make them... | ||
| They went after the IRS. All the Scientologists got together because the IRS was going to bury them for billions and billions of dollars from back taxes. | ||
| They weren't paying taxes because they were saying, hey, we're a religion. | ||
| Fuck you guys. | ||
| We're a religion just like all your other religions. | ||
| So the IRS said, you are not a fucking religion. | ||
| This is not a religion. | ||
| You owe $5 billion in taxes. | ||
| So what they decided to do is they filed each one of them, all the Scientologists, all filed lawsuits against the IRS and went after different people individually. | ||
| So they flooded them. | ||
| So they're like, oh shit, how do we make this shit go away? | ||
| Just make us a religion. | ||
| And they go, fuck Oh, really? | ||
| See if you see Scientology response going clear. | ||
| I'm sure there's two sides to every story. | ||
| I just want to make it really clear. | ||
| If I had to pick a religion, I would pick Scientology. | ||
| That's all I'm going to say. | ||
| You're crazy. | ||
| They're fucking badass. | ||
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Tom Cruise, come on. | |
| Great documentary, though. | ||
| Seems like it's a good one to be in show business. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Right? | ||
| You get to hang out with Tom Cruise and John Travolta, dude from 70's show, the guy with the fro. | ||
| Jenna Elfman. | ||
| Fuck yeah. | ||
| There's a lot of who else is in it. | ||
| They party hard. | ||
| Darma and Greg. | ||
| They party hard? | ||
| I thought they don't even drink. | ||
| I thought they don't drink. | ||
| Ooh, I didn't know that. | ||
| Is that true? | ||
| I heard they have savage parties with sex parties. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I'm not even thinking about Mormons. | ||
| Yeah, I might have made that up. | ||
| I might be confused. | ||
| Getting my cults mixed up. | ||
| I know. | ||
| It's tough. | ||
| They're all cults. | ||
| I'm eating. | ||
| Let's wrap this bitch up. | ||
| Let's do it. | ||
| Let's do it. | ||
| We just did a four-hour podcast. | ||
| I'm proud of you. | ||
| Something close to it, right? | ||
| I'm proud of you, too. | ||
| You guys showed awesome stamina. | ||
| Damn! | ||
| We got cardio. | ||
| To wrap this up, Mirko Krokop is a bad motherfucker. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| Mirko Krokop, respect. | ||
| That's one of the greatest fights of all time right there. | ||
| That was impressive. | ||
| That's intense, Eddie. | ||
| That was one of the greatest fights. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Rematch, he's getting his ass kicked. | ||
| We gave up on him. | ||
| It was over. | ||
| It was fucking over. | ||
| He mounted him twice! | ||
| I agree. | ||
| He's beating that ass. | ||
| He now mounted him twice. | ||
| Cut him open? | ||
| I think, in hindsight, he should have went for that arm more diligently and made... | ||
| He should have finished him from the mound. | ||
| When you get to the mound, you don't camp on the mound and you finish the fight. | ||
| The quickest way to finish the fight... | ||
| You have endurance issues. | ||
| Yeah, because it happens a lot. | ||
| It happens a lot. | ||
| More than you think. | ||
| A guy will mount a guy, and then the next round, he gets knocked out. | ||
| What's next for Cro Cop before we end? | ||
| I don't know, man, but that's a big win. | ||
| I think that's a good retirement plan. | ||
| What if he just goes on a revenge tour? | ||
| He's like, I want to kill Brendan. | ||
| What if he did that? | ||
| He said he was going to go back to the gym. | ||
| Didn't you hear him? | ||
| In two weeks. | ||
| Yeah, he said he should take some time off. | ||
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He should take some time off. | |
| I don't know. | ||
| He should take some time off. | ||
| Yeah, he did. | ||
| He took some hits in the face. | ||
| If he decides to go out on that high note... | ||
| I ain't gonna hate him, right? | ||
| I hope he does. | ||
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Right? | |
| Why not? | ||
| I don't want to see him keep fighting until he loses. | ||
| That's a great fight to go out on. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| That's the end of a movie. | ||
| That's an all-time great ending. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's like a Clint Eastwood movie. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And then boom, the credits roll right there. | ||
| Fuck yeah. | ||
| It's not gonna happen that way, but yeah, I like it. | ||
| The crazy thing is we had totally given up on him. | ||
| You know, when he was getting mounted and he was getting beat up, we're like, God damn, Gonzaga, his jujitsu's too good. | ||
| You know the name of the documentary? | ||
| We were saying it's gonna win him out. | ||
| The name of the movie is Good Cop, Crow Cop. | ||
| I'm not mad at that. | ||
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Alright? | |
| I'm just throwing that out there. | ||
| Another documentary. | ||
| No. | ||
| Come on! | ||
| Give it up. | ||
| How good are these fucking pro bars? | ||
| We don't even sell these things. | ||
| We gotta start selling them. | ||
| They're so fucking good. | ||
| I tell people not to eat on camera. | ||
| Wasn't he a policeman? | ||
| He was a policeman. | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| That's why they call him Croatian cop. | ||
| Well, he's in the anti-terrorist squad. | ||
| Anti-terrorism team, yeah. | ||
| In Croatia. | ||
| And he's on the government now. | ||
| Still? | ||
| Pretty sure. | ||
| How the fuck does he train? | ||
| I think you just kick shit nonstop. | ||
| Just like Iron Sheik, baby. | ||
| In a suit. | ||
| Iron Sheik. | ||
| Iron Sheik documentary is amazing. | ||
| Don't miss that one. | ||
| I'm going to watch that. | ||
| That's on Netflix. | ||
| Alright, so. | ||
| Iron Sheik documentary. | ||
| The Jinx. | ||
| The Jinx. | ||
| On HBO. Going Clear. | ||
| HBO. What was the other one? | ||
| Lady Valor. | ||
| Frankie Sinatra. | ||
| Frank Sinatra Part 1 and 2. Lady Valor is a documentary? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What's that about? | ||
| That's the Navy Seal. | ||
| The Navy Seal turns transsexual. | ||
| You know one thing? | ||
| You guys making documentaries out there. | ||
| I fucking love documentaries. | ||
| Joe loves them. | ||
| Everybody loves documentaries. | ||
| The title has to tell you what the documentary is about. | ||
| Don't get all artsy. | ||
| Because I don't have time to go. | ||
| I'm just flipping through documentaries, man. | ||
| And I'm like, that could be great. | ||
| I don't know what it's about, but I don't have time. | ||
| That looks great. | ||
| I don't have time to go to the info. | ||
| It's got to tell you right there what it's about. | ||
| I mean, Lady Valor's pretty cut and dry. | ||
| I went past that a couple times. | ||
| You fucked up, son. | ||
| You fucked up. | ||
| You fucked up. | ||
| Lady Valor. | ||
| It's dope, man. | ||
| I'm going to watch it. | ||
| The weed documentaries. | ||
| You know it's a weed documentary. | ||
| The culture high. | ||
| Culture high, yeah. | ||
| You know it's a high business. | ||
| What is that other one? | ||
| Something business? | ||
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I don't know. | |
| Weed business? | ||
| Yeah, in those, yeah. | ||
| For some reason, the weed documentaries, you know it's a weed documentary. | ||
| Yeah, there's always like a big ass... | ||
| Well, the union was a little weird. | ||
| It had a big leaf, though. | ||
| Yeah, you can always tell. | ||
| The leaf. | ||
| There's got to be something. | ||
| Don't get all crazy with the leaf. | ||
| Is there a more recognizable symbol that a company didn't create than the leaf? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That a company didn't create? | ||
| The pot leaf is not like Coca-Cola. | ||
| Anybody could use the pot leaf. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| But is there a more recognizable symbol that the government or a company didn't create? | ||
| How about that upside down pot leaf that Todd McCormick uses? | ||
| You notice that? | ||
| He does the leaf one, the regular one, he does it upside down like that. | ||
| It's pretty damn cool. | ||
| It looks cool upside down. | ||
| It's like upside down cross. | ||
| It's cool. | ||
| It's still a pot leaf. | ||
| You can't mistake it. | ||
| I can't think of anything more famous than a pot leaf. | ||
| I can't think of another iconic shape of a leaf. | ||
| You ever gonna smoke weed, Brendan? | ||
| I don't smoke. | ||
| I'm just worried about my lungs, man. | ||
| What if you found out that it's good for your lungs? | ||
| What if you did? | ||
| What if there was some evidence that you could read and said, oh shit, it actually cleans your lungs? | ||
| You just fucked up and went into a dark hole of Eddie Bravo talking to you about pot. | ||
| I'm just curious. | ||
| You don't even understand what you're about to experience. | ||
| Well, no, but I'll kill it right here. | ||
| If the UFC sanctions it, yeah, I'll be able to. | ||
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Oh, that's right. | |
| That's right. | ||
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You're a UFC. One day it'll be legal. | |
| I think the NFL's going to sanction it before the UFC. Really? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| You think so? | ||
| Yep, for head trauma. | ||
| It helps head trauma. | ||
| They're going to allow weed smoking. | ||
| Oh, damn. | ||
| Because they see the benefits from these concussed dudes. | ||
| All right, let's wrap this bitch up. | ||
| Eddie Bravo on Twitter. | ||
| Brendan Schaub on Twitter. | ||
| Joe Rogan on Twitter. | ||
| Eddie, anything to tell people where to go? | ||
| 10thplanetjj.com. | ||
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Holla. | |
| Fighter and the Kid podcast. | ||
| The Eddie Bravo radio podcast. | ||
| That's it, bitches. | ||
| Thank you for everybody that tuned in. | ||
| Hope you guys enjoyed it. | ||
| We always love doing these. | ||
| They're a lot of fun. | ||
| So that's it. | ||
| See you fuckers later. | ||
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