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Keep it together, folks. | ||
Keep it together. | ||
It's so hard to keep it together. | ||
We just gotta keep it together. | ||
It's so important to keep it together. | ||
I know it's hard as fuck to keep it together. | ||
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But keep it together. | |
Before we get started, we've got some shows coming up. | ||
Brian Redband and Tony Hinchcliffe are making their way to Toronto. | ||
Be careful up there, you fucks, because that's Canada, all right? | ||
That's not America. | ||
You've got to be respectful. | ||
Don't go up there throwing your fucking waste products in the street. | ||
Be kind. | ||
Be gentle. | ||
Canadians are awesome. | ||
You're going to love Toronto. | ||
Toronto is very different than Vancouver. | ||
Yeah, I think, well, they're both awesome. | ||
You know, Canada's like one of my favorite places to perform. | ||
I'm doing Winnipeg this weekend. | ||
Oh, that's awesome. | ||
It's fucking, they're so fun. | ||
They're like, just like regular American crowds, like a really good American crowd. | ||
Jazz that up like 5%. | ||
That's like a really good Canadian crowd. | ||
They're like super enthusiastic. | ||
They're awesome. | ||
And that place that you're going to in Toronto, they may or may not Smoked marijuana while the show was going on. | ||
The underground cafe? | ||
And you may or may not not be able to see people in the audience because you're performing in the fucking clouds. | ||
I think it was Esther or somebody went there and they don't smoke weed and they said that they got so stoned that they almost had a panic attack while just doing comedy there. | ||
Is that even possible? | ||
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No doubt. | |
Absolutely. | ||
No doubt. | ||
100%. | ||
There was no air left in that room. | ||
You were only breathing weed. | ||
Wow. | ||
It was insane. | ||
I'd never been so high in my life. | ||
There was nowhere else to go. | ||
I'd hit the back of the high wall. | ||
Like, oh, here we are. | ||
It's like, this is the wall. | ||
This is the 300-footer. | ||
I'm not going to do good. | ||
This is going to be scary for me. | ||
You're going to be fine. | ||
Just don't get too high before you go up there. | ||
That's the thing. | ||
Just don't get too high before you go up there. | ||
Wow. | ||
Or get high, like, really early in the day so you're comfortable around, like, 5, 6 o'clock. | ||
That's true. | ||
You better build up your tolerance. | ||
Go over your notes. | ||
Or just do a Stonis set everywhere. | ||
I'm just making words up. | ||
They're great, though. | ||
They're great. | ||
You're doing three days up there? | ||
Yeah, July 11th, 12th, and 13th. | ||
It's a great spot. | ||
The people that run it are super cool. | ||
All that stuff about weed, I made that up. | ||
It's not even going on down there. | ||
Don't worry about it. | ||
But you're going to love it. | ||
And Tony Hinchcliffe, who we've taken with you, is fucking hilarious. | ||
Really funny dude. | ||
He's really coming up. | ||
We started that new podcast with him, the Hinchcliff Notes, and man, we've only done two episodes, but I really see this becoming big. | ||
You know what it's like? | ||
It's like American Idol for open micers. | ||
Yeah, you're doing some weird shit with him. | ||
Tell me exactly what you're doing. | ||
What we do is we have a show, and whoever doesn't... | ||
The Comedy Store has this sign-up sheet where every Sunday or Monday... | ||
You sign up to try to do three minutes on stage, and there's tons of people that pay $20 parking, they try to just get their three minutes of stand-up in, and they don't get on. | ||
So we take those people, like the people that didn't make the stand-up. | ||
We let them sign up on this list. | ||
And then they get to do one minute in front of me, Tony, and whoever the special guest for the week is. | ||
And then we pretty much either do this thing called Tag It or Fag It, but it's spelled with a P-H. But we changed it to Fag It. | ||
That's really rude. | ||
It's tough for your very first time in comedy to get tagged with the P-H-A-G. That's a kind of a career ender right there. | ||
I think, let me first of all guess, you named that. | ||
Right. | ||
Okay. | ||
Yeah. | ||
And second of all, you didn't run it by any of your gay friends first. | ||
No, but we changed it this week to bag it just because everyone got nervous. | ||
Well, it's unnecessary. | ||
In this day and age, fag is unnecessary. | ||
It's too bad because it was awesome, but we got to let that go. | ||
You know why we got to let it go? | ||
We got to let it go sort of in unity to our gay friends. | ||
Because we don't really give a fuck if someone's gay. | ||
I mean, we really don't. | ||
So, like, if you're saying, like, something homophobic just because it's cute and fun to do, if you really don't care if someone's gay, it's like you're doing yourself, like, a little bit of a disservice. | ||
You're getting lumped in with something that you don't agree with. | ||
It's absolutely a poop joke. | ||
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You know, it's like a cheesy, dumb joke, you know, you would say in high school. | |
So we changed it to bag it. | ||
And what we do is we pretty much sit there and they do their joke and we either help them. | ||
Like, that's a good joke. | ||
You know, here's some tags for it and we try to tag it up for them. | ||
Or we just tell them to bag it and get the fuck out of here. | ||
And we kind of almost do it in a roast kind of way. | ||
But last night we were there and this guy came up and he was dressed up as Iron Man. | ||
And he just came up to us and goes, I'm a huge Death Squad fan and I wanted to come here and hang out with you guys. | ||
So he's now our new security guy, the guy that gets the people off stage. | ||
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This guy? | |
What a fucking outfit. | ||
First of all, he's like part Iron Man, part Captain America. | ||
Yeah, look, he has a microphone thing in it. | ||
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I will lead Death Squad into battle against anyone who would threaten our way of life. | |
Oh my god. | ||
It was so ridiculous having him on board because he ended up being really funny too. | ||
Chime in on some of the comics. | ||
That's hilarious. | ||
The first episode drops this week on iTunes. | ||
Okay, and go to GetDeskWad.tv and you can find how to get tickets for the Toronto gig. | ||
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Some people... | ||
Don't need to make a bet. | ||
It's a fact. | ||
People like bones through their noses, and people like all kinds of crazy shit. | ||
People like tattooing their face. | ||
People like crazy shit, okay? | ||
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And save yourself some money, bitch. | |
That's my song. | ||
Boom, son. | ||
Go to Hover. | ||
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And what a shock, because the fucking CEO of Onnit is here today, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
International world traveler, psychedelic explorer. | ||
Huge cock. | ||
That's what I hear. | ||
Easy. | ||
Easy there. | ||
There's no need to... | ||
Huge is a rude word. | ||
Except when I do a boga, of course. | ||
Then it shrinks to the density of Pluto and a small diamond. | ||
He puts T-plus in his dickhole. | ||
How dare you? | ||
I don't think that would be effective. | ||
Maybe it would. | ||
Imagine if you found out that was the best way to do it, just pack it in there like a musket. | ||
Tastes like watermelon. | ||
Can you imagine if you could get it? | ||
Because there's some drugs that people do take anally, and they actually enjoy it. | ||
There's a girl named Neuro Soup, and she did a piece on YouTube where she was talking about, it's got like a billion hits, because she's talking about taking DMT anally. | ||
That she took DMT and she put it in her ass. | ||
And she was one that was in that Vice story, that Hamilton Morris Vice story, where he was talking about how her boyfriend was this gigantic cocaine dealer. | ||
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Oh, that's right. | |
An ecstasy dealer. | ||
Was that your Hamilton Morris impression? | ||
Yeah, that was mine. | ||
That's his real voice, man. | ||
Don't hate. | ||
But this chick had this greatly detailed video about her putting... | ||
DMT in her ass. | ||
And it was this fucking super intense ride with the devil. | ||
What happens? | ||
I one time watched somebody. | ||
Goes right into your bloodstream, apparently. | ||
Shit's talking to aliens. | ||
I was at an electronic music conference, and I do not endorse or recommend this behavior whatsoever. | ||
But I watched a girl who said she couldn't get high from ecstasy anymore. | ||
She takes one, and she puts one in her mouth and goes under her little tutu and puts one in her ass at the same time. | ||
And it was like, I hope this works. | ||
Oh my god, I hope this works. | ||
Did she at least break it up before she put it in her ass? | ||
Or she would crunch down with her butt and try to slowly massage it into a fine powder? | ||
Dissolving it with the natural juices. | ||
And why wouldn't you start with your vagina first? | ||
Because it's definitely easier to get juicy in there. | ||
Imagine if you just found out that your asshole is the best thing ever for cracking walnuts. | ||
You're like, there's no way. | ||
My ass has no strength. | ||
But really, you put a walnut in there and it just destroys it. | ||
And you're like, wow. | ||
Wow. | ||
Have you ever tried to squeeze on your finger? | ||
No. | ||
I don't stick things in my ass. | ||
But a doctor did once. | ||
I had a test once, and a doctor looked up my ass with his finger. | ||
I'm like, wow, alright. | ||
I've done a Kalani, and that's a little frightening. | ||
Yeah, that seems like a bad idea. | ||
You're gonna stick a pump up your stomach, and you're gonna shoot water in there and clean yourself out, including all the good stuff. | ||
Like, there's a whole civilization going on inside your stomach. | ||
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That's true. | |
And you're going to blast water through your shithole, and then they're going to examine your poop, and you're going to discuss what your diet is? | ||
You get to watch it go through the tube. | ||
How about I just eat salad? | ||
It's like excavating. | ||
It's like archaeology. | ||
You see stratosphere, like layers of the earth from different meals past, years past. | ||
You've got the red layer, the brown layer, the yellow layer, the black layer. | ||
Just different parts that you see from not just your last meal, but many meals before. | ||
I don't know how often you need to do it, but that's what I saw going through the two. | ||
So did you feel good after you did it? | ||
The very first one I did, I've done like a three or so. | ||
This week? | ||
Today alone. | ||
Just fucking loving it. | ||
Just clean it. | ||
It's a good excuse. | ||
Clean it. | ||
No, the very first one I did felt like a slight religious experience. | ||
Slight religious. | ||
It felt amazing. | ||
I walked out of there feeling light and I was cleansed. | ||
And the other ones were mostly just uncomfortable and I didn't really notice very much reward. | ||
Leading me to believe that colonics are good once every five to ten years or so. | ||
Just to kind of, in case there's some shit hiding out and some nooks and crannies, because the digestive tract has all these little spots and nooks and crannies and little areas where waste can collect and start actually really rotting and becoming septic. | ||
It's good to get that out of there every once in a while. | ||
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Did you see bullshit? | |
That's my theory. | ||
Did you see bullshit on it? | ||
Penn and Teller's bullshit? | ||
What'd they say? | ||
No, what'd they say? | ||
They pretty much just went to all these doctors and they got this guy on Craigslist that was broke and they gave him like $300 to do it and let them film it. | ||
Oh my God. | ||
Oh my God. | ||
And this poor guy. | ||
And so then they went to all the doctors and their doctors were like, it does nothing. | ||
It does something. | ||
I don't think you can say it does nothing. | ||
That seems silly. | ||
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They seem to be not paying attention. | |
And they let you watch it, too. | ||
Maybe that's the next Onnit product. | ||
We'll go with Onnit colonics. | ||
Just colonics and douchebags. | ||
Actual, literal douchebags. | ||
Apparently, there's people that will take Epsom salts and they drink it in a glass, like a couple tablespoons in a glass. | ||
Yeah, I do that. | ||
Does that go through you like a rocket fuel? | ||
That's what I've heard. | ||
I've heard it's just ridiculous. | ||
Gassy, uncomfortable, very diuretic. | ||
Don't recommend that either. | ||
But does it have a benefit? | ||
Is there something to do to clean your shithole out? | ||
Yeah, I mean, if you're doing a cleanse, right, and you need to open up the channels... | ||
First of all, if you tell people you're doing a cleanse, chances are you're a douchebag. | ||
If you're one of those fucking guys, I'm cleansing. | ||
I know, bro. | ||
Cleansing, I'm getting very feminine. | ||
Cleansing. | ||
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Cleansing. | |
But if you are doing some kind of fast or some kind of protocol where you are trying to detoxify your body, it's good to open up the channels of elimination. | ||
One of the channels of elimination is shit. | ||
So it's good to actually, because you will get kind of constipated because you're not feeding your body with a bunch of food. | ||
So it's good to actually push that out. | ||
But usually better than Epsom salt. | ||
It's going to be oxygenated magnesium. | ||
There's a couple brands like MAG07 and that, ozonated magnesium. | ||
There's a couple different types, but it'll actually help really push that through in kind of a good, healthier way. | ||
Does Epsom salts contain magnesium? | ||
It does, right? | ||
Maybe that is the mechanism for Epsom salt, too. | ||
It's a different form. | ||
One of the benefits of the tank is that you absorb Epsom salt through your skin. | ||
Son, the fact that you don't have a tank, we gotta get you on that shit. | ||
At this point, that's preposterous. | ||
Agreed. | ||
Magnesium's like the thing that we all need, but none of us really get enough of. | ||
Yeah, magnesium, zinc, zinc and magnesium. | ||
Yeah, a lot of minerals, actually. | ||
Remember that guy that was around Dead Doctors Don't Lie, and he was explaining chelated minerals, and he was saying that mineral deficiency is the reason for all these issues in farm animals that we fixed a long time ago, because we just give them mineral-rich diets, and we add minerals to their food. | ||
But we don't add minerals to people's food. | ||
He's like, do you know how few people take mineral supplements? | ||
And he was talking about all these different deficiencies, calcium, creating osteoporosis. | ||
It was pretty fucking crazy shit. | ||
Pretty convincing because there's not as much mineral in the soil. | ||
I mean, they're replanting over and over again in the same fields, and that's where our vegetables are coming from, constantly replanting. | ||
So the minerals in the soil are mostly from the fertilizer, what they're actually putting in. | ||
Well, they're not necessarily putting in complete, full-spectrum, balanced minerals back in the soil. | ||
So a lot of the food we eat don't have the mineral content that... | ||
We originally had if you were farming in a really sustainable way and rotating around, getting new soil, things like that. | ||
Solution, though, easiest one, is the Himalayan salt. | ||
84 trace minerals right there in the salt. | ||
And that's, you know, one of the reasons why salt was so prized back in ancient times is that that's the best source for your mineral, the easiest source, at least. | ||
There's a lot of good sources. | ||
But there's a really good reason for getting Himalayan salt, right? | ||
That's like it's salt that hasn't reached any, there's been no pollution on it. | ||
That's it, yeah. | ||
It's like 100 million years old. | ||
So all of the pollution that's in the world now, everything that's in the air, everything that's in the water and the fish and all that shit, that wasn't around back 100 million years ago. | ||
Just pterodactyls and some ancestors roaming around on the ground. | ||
So there was nothing to pollute the salt deposits at all. | ||
No oil spills, none of that. | ||
So it's a very pristine deposit. | ||
What do you do? | ||
You put like a little in your water in the morning? | ||
Yeah, I do it intermittently. | ||
I actually like it at night. | ||
And I had a pretty dramatic incident where, for like a week, I started going through, I was taking very demineralized water, like highly filtered water, just because it's a water filter that I have. | ||
So then I was starting to hear my pulse in my ears when I would go to sleep, and I was having trouble sleeping. | ||
And they're like, well, it could be a mineral deficiency for your adrenal glands. | ||
And I was like, okay. | ||
Really? | ||
Yeah, they're like, take a bunch of salt before you go to bed, Himalayan salt before you go to bed. | ||
I did that and made a dramatic difference. | ||
So now, for me, I take more salt at night before I go to bed, and I sleep a lot better, and I don't get that. | ||
It wasn't so much that I was... | ||
It's just I could hear my pulse in my ears, and I felt like... | ||
Mineral deficiency would cause that. | ||
Did they explain the mechanism? | ||
How does the mineral deficiency cause that? | ||
The adrenal glands need the minerals to function at an optimal level, like most of the systems in our body. | ||
So all kinds of systems need the minerals. | ||
Minerals are kind of the foundation of what makes us up, makes everything run really well. | ||
So were you drinking distilled water? | ||
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Is that what it was? | |
Highly, highly distilled water. | ||
Like Kangen water. | ||
It's called Kangen water. | ||
So not just filtered, distilled. | ||
But like completely mineral-devoid water at my house. | ||
And I was eating good vegetables and stuff, but the vegetables don't have all of those minerals. | ||
And I would occasionally sprinkle salt on my food, but I wasn't really paying attention to my salt. | ||
You know, and then I tried to regiment it and actually supplementally take it, and it made a huge impact for me. | ||
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Wow. | |
Yeah, because you have to be careful with that. | ||
I mean, all these water systems, I mean, this is a fancy water system. | ||
I'm not endorsing it by any means. | ||
It's just good to take everything out, but it takes too much out. | ||
You have absolutely no minerals and electrolytes in your water if you're using one of these highly filtered systems. | ||
So... | ||
Adding a pinch of that salt back in is going to be important. | ||
That's what your body runs on. | ||
That's interesting. | ||
What about spring water? | ||
Is that the best water to get in your body? | ||
There's a difference between spring water. | ||
What is the difference between spring water and Dasani? | ||
Those are filtered waters, right? | ||
Right. | ||
They're basically taking water from anywhere. | ||
It can be as dirty as... | ||
Can be. | ||
And they're just running it through adequate filters to take the bad shit out of it. | ||
And that's distilled. | ||
That's filtered water. | ||
Now, spring water is actually filtered either through the ground, which is the best way to do it, like a volcanic system where the water naturally filters through the lava and comes out. | ||
And that's going to collect all the minerals through the earth that you really need. | ||
And that's going to be the best way to do it. | ||
Yeah, my friend's place in Colorado has a well. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Perfect. | ||
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Perfect. | |
She gets it, like, right from the well. | ||
It's incredible. | ||
It's like spring water. | ||
Totally. | ||
So, like, you have free spring water. | ||
You probably need half the Himalayan salt or a quarter. | ||
Maybe you don't need any. | ||
I don't even know how rich that water is. | ||
But you'll need way less than if you're constantly drinking filtered, distilled water. | ||
Yeah, they pull water right out of the fucking ground up there, man. | ||
It's nuts. | ||
I mean, that's where they're getting their water. | ||
They're getting free spring water, just pulling it out of the ground. | ||
It's like, try drinking some water here. | ||
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Yeah. | |
You know? | ||
Try going through Studio City and digging a fucking hole in the ground and find a way. | ||
Yeah, not going to be good. | ||
Suck it out with a straw. | ||
You're dead. | ||
Even some places out in the hill country in Texas, we have wells, and you bring it out, it smells like eggs. | ||
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Yeah. | |
I mean, it's sulfur. | ||
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Sulfuric. | |
Sulfuric. | ||
And there's no way you're going to stomach drinking that. | ||
That's so nasty. | ||
And the Himalayan salt that you have on onnit.com is to prove, too, so... | ||
It's what? | ||
Jew-proved. | ||
Jew-proved? | ||
What does that mean? | ||
It's kosher, baby. | ||
Oh, it's kosher. | ||
I don't even know what that means. | ||
Does that mean? | ||
I think a rabbi has to bless it. | ||
I don't know. | ||
I think it has to fit certain parameters. | ||
It has to poke it. | ||
You can't rub his balls on it. | ||
You know none of that. | ||
Definitely not. | ||
He has to know that the process has been observed. | ||
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Yeah. | |
They have like real strict rules. | ||
I think like with slaughtering animals especially. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Very specific rules about what's kosher and what's not. | ||
But you know what's not kosher? | ||
Bacon. | ||
So kosher's stupid. | ||
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Yeah. | |
Okay? | ||
That's ridiculous. | ||
Okay? | ||
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Yeah. | |
If you don't like bacon, you can go fuck yourself. | ||
For real. | ||
I was thinking about that, and I kind of feel like the Jews are pretty cool with masturbation and pretty cool with sex. | ||
I feel like they had to pick something that they could outlaw and say, forbidden. | ||
And they were just like, ah, bacon. | ||
We can live without that shit. | ||
We'll jerk off all day. | ||
We'll fuck whoever we want. | ||
But bacon, we're going to outlaw that so people take our religion seriously. | ||
And dirty salt. | ||
You think of how much trichinosis pigs have. | ||
That's true. | ||
The thing about pigs is that they're omnivores and they oftentimes are scavengers. | ||
So they'll eat like wormy food, man. | ||
And you can get all kinds of horrible diseases if you don't cook their meat. | ||
So I'm sure back when they did a shitty job of cooking meat and they didn't know what the fuck worms were, they would eat that stuff and get really sick and possibly even die. | ||
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Yeah. | |
Bacon back then was like raw dog or girl in Africa. | ||
Yeah. | ||
It's dangerous. | ||
Pigs would just be wandering around. | ||
Do it at your own risk. | ||
Yeah. | ||
But it's tempting, you know, because it's delicious. | ||
Yeah. | ||
They didn't know what the fuck they were doing. | ||
And those pigs are wild, too. | ||
Just eating fucking cadavers and shit. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Wild pigs are dirty freaks. | ||
Getting rid of evidence. | ||
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Yeah. | |
Like that movie Snatch, right? | ||
We talked about that. | ||
This is not even a commercial anymore. | ||
But that's how it goes. | ||
Himalayan salt. | ||
Yeah, go get some. | ||
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We provide it all. | ||
When we talk about stuff for functional strength... | ||
Weight vests, battle ropes, kettlebells, steel mesas and steel clubs, both of them, which are excellent for developing full body movement and the kind of strength that you could really translate into any athletic endeavor. | ||
Or murder. | ||
Well, if you're, you know, I guess if you had to. | ||
Be a really slow shot. | ||
The steel mace in the club. | ||
If you're really strong. | ||
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You finally worked it out, right? | ||
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It was impossible to get those DVDs. | ||
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I hope he's happy. | ||
Keith is happy. | ||
Hey, he deserves it. | ||
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He does. | |
He killed it. | ||
That is a badass workout. | ||
Both of them. | ||
They're ruthless. | ||
So if you've never done any kettlebells before, really, I urge you to start slow. | ||
Start slow, and if you can, hire... | ||
A trainer, to someone who's kettlebell certified, to just go over the movements with you. | ||
You can work out at home. | ||
You can totally get... | ||
I do kettlebell workouts at home all the time. | ||
But the first couple times you're doing it, it would be really smart if you're paid very close attention to technique and very close attention to your form and make sure you don't hurt yourself. | ||
We don't want you hurting yourself, fellas and gals. | ||
We have a bunch of videos up from the IKFF, which is one of our really cool new partners. | ||
They're... | ||
One of the biggest sanctioning bodies for kettlebell sport here in the U.S. And two of their top athletes are on the side as well, giving some instructional tips. | ||
And where is that if you try to find that on the website? | ||
You can go to our YouTube page or you can go to, you should be able to navigate to it from the kettlebells themselves, not the DVD. But if you go to the YouTube page, you can definitely check that out. | ||
And Ken Blackburn, Mitch Blackburn, father and son. | ||
Mitch is like 165 pounds and set the American record for the clean and press, double clean and press with 72 pounds on each kettlebell. | ||
How many times did he do it? | ||
He did it like 65 times in 10 minutes without putting him down. | ||
Doubles on that. | ||
God, that's insane. | ||
And he's like 165 pounds, 19-year-old kid. | ||
You can see him on the honor roll, actually, if you look up Mitch Blackburn. | ||
That's some ridiculous strength. | ||
But it just shows you what you can do. | ||
Yeah, it is. | ||
And his form. | ||
These guys, their form is impeccable. | ||
Yeah, but you have to. | ||
They're not wasting any energy at all. | ||
It was cool to watch him, cool to learn from. | ||
You know what's really fascinating about a lot of these guys is they don't look like, they're not like bodybuilder looking guys. | ||
It's like they have this incredible strength for the amount of mass that they carry around. | ||
Like you were saying this guy's 160 pounds? | ||
Yep, 165 pounds. | ||
Jesus Christ! | ||
I know. | ||
That's that tiny little fella. | ||
There's the guy right there. | ||
The fact that a guy that weighs 160 fucking pounds can throw two 72 pound kettlebells around like that. | ||
He was ripping the 90s up and snatching the 90s. | ||
That's insane. | ||
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Whatever. | |
That's insane. | ||
What do you want me to do? | ||
Okay. | ||
You got some chalk here. | ||
People who don't know, like for the average folk, you would struggle with a 35-pounder. | ||
Trust me. | ||
It's hard. | ||
The first time you do it, it's real awkward. | ||
But what it develops, I am a fucking huge proponent of kettlebells. | ||
What it gives me is like real functional strength. | ||
Like functional strength that just directly translates to Jiu Jitsu. | ||
I noticed a big difference in my rolling. | ||
When I got really heavy with kettlebells. | ||
Because it transferred my workouts from, oh, today I'm going to bench, tomorrow we're going to do squats. | ||
You know, that gets you stronger. | ||
But there was something different about doing it all together. | ||
When you were doing, like, you know, like alternating cleans and clean press squats and these crazy full body exercises. | ||
Like, you didn't just get stronger, you also got more fit. | ||
You also got, like, more endurance. | ||
You also got, like, translatable explosive energy. | ||
Some of those other main lifts, like bench and squat, they're really good for getting you bigger in particular. | ||
And stronger in certain finite ways. | ||
But if you're talking about general functional strength, the kettlebells, the clubs, the battle ropes, the bases, that's really going to get the job done. | ||
Functional strength. | ||
And it gives you a balanced strength. | ||
And look, if you want to get crazy, I mean, like a lot of people, there's dudes that can squat 225 pounds easy. | ||
Like I've met a lot of guys who can do that. | ||
But how many guys could do that with two 120-pound kettlebells? | ||
Tell me you really can do that? | ||
You can clean and squat two 120-pound kettlebells? | ||
You probably can't. | ||
You're gonna wobble all over the place. | ||
You're dealing with this weird thing that you have to kind of control and balance with. | ||
You gotta learn how to hold on to them correctly. | ||
You gotta build this weird kind of functional strength where you're swinging these fucking cannonballs around and catching them on your forearm without snapping your arm. | ||
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Yep. | |
It's manly shit, folks. | ||
Go to Onnit.com, O-N-N-I-T. Use the code name ROGAN and you will save 10% off any and all supplements. | ||
Did someone fart? | ||
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Seriously. | |
I didn't. | ||
Any natural dick pills coming soon? | ||
You know, that was back in my old business, you know, the natural, the dick pills. | ||
We had those rock hard weekends, but we found out. | ||
The whole game in a lot of those pills is you just sneak a little Viagra in it, and then you get popped, and then you sneak a little Cialis in it, and then you get popped, and then your third version is just pretty garbage. | ||
I mean, once you get used to the paradigm of what those drugs can do, just forget it. | ||
I mean, you can take all the herbs you want, and it's not going to really move the needle, so to speak. | ||
But, you know, I mean, you can help support the systems in general, like with T +, but as far as dick pills themselves, Forget it. | ||
And size is a fucking joke. | ||
That doesn't even exist. | ||
So there's no, like, ant boners or anything that you could put in there that's just natural stuff? | ||
All that stuff that they're calling ant boners is just Viagra, bro. | ||
Ant pills. | ||
A lot of the ones in the gas station actually work because they're putting... | ||
Like Chinese Viagra in there. | ||
Yeah. | ||
So it's like you think they're a real piece of shit, but you look at some terrible label on the gas station, it's like, I don't know, phasered, laser, hard five. | ||
And you're like, what the hell is that? | ||
But if you take it, it's like a little bit of Chinese Viagra. | ||
It's great. | ||
It's just so ridiculous. | ||
He's so ridiculous. | ||
Like, why wouldn't you take the real pharmaceutical drug where you know what it is? | ||
He's like, let's just hope this one works. | ||
Because some are more powerful than others. | ||
This isn't anthrax. | ||
So you lose all responsibility for what happens based on the luck of the draw? | ||
It's kind of luck of the draw, but I've found a couple of them that you really take, and it's the most ridiculous bonus ever. | ||
Oh, that's hilarious. | ||
But it lasts seven days. | ||
Or then it's the Cialis one. | ||
Hey, listen. | ||
Don't die. | ||
Please, don't die. | ||
Onnit.com. | ||
O-N-N-I-T. Use the code name ROGAN. Save yourself 10% off any and all supplements. | ||
Brian The Joe Rogan experience That one's not good laughter But hey, you never know until you try. | ||
Can't hate a guy for trying. | ||
Exactly. | ||
This motherfucker and his dick pills. | ||
You believe this guy? | ||
I took two different brands last week. | ||
Why not go to a doctor and tell him your dick is broken? | ||
Because it's not broken. | ||
He will give you amazing drugs. | ||
I'm not saying that it's broken. | ||
I'm saying tell the doctor it's broken. | ||
Do they have a test, though? | ||
Does he rub it and go like, you're lying? | ||
He sucks your cock for five minutes, and if you can think of dead puppies for five minutes, then he'll give you the pills. | ||
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That's Yeah, they can't say no, can they? | |
There's no way for them to test that. | ||
Of course they can't say no. | ||
No, they stimulate your prostate with a large three-finger death grip. | ||
And then if you get hard, they don't give you the pill. | ||
Oh, whatever. | ||
I'm there. | ||
They can't, obviously. | ||
I mean, they're going to take your word for it. | ||
Why would you say that you can't get hard if you could get hard? | ||
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Well, you wouldn't lie about that, would you? | |
Nobody breaks their dick with that stuff, do they? | ||
Can you possibly break it so that you can't get a boner without it? | ||
You know how some dudes get addicted to those sinus sprays? | ||
The biggest problem is the psychological addiction. | ||
Back when we were selling the rock hard that worked... | ||
Back at Fleshlight because it had Viagra or Cialis in it or whatever it had in it. | ||
I don't know. | ||
But back when it worked, there was people who would take it and they'd start off with a girl, right? | ||
And they'd be hooking up with a girl and they'd be like, oh my god, you're a god among men. | ||
And then they'd get that in their head. | ||
And then if they didn't have it, they would start to panic. | ||
And then their brain would start to take action. | ||
As soon as the brain... | ||
Isn't it crazy how different you can get excited for one girl over another? | ||
Like there are some girls, and we all know them in your life, where when you're around them it's just like instant flagpole. | ||
And then there's other girls where it's just, just for whatever reason, they can look just as pretty, they can be just as nice, they can be just as attractive, but there's some freak connection you have with certain people. | ||
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I think it's the smell. | |
I think it's the juice. | ||
Really? | ||
Do you think so? | ||
Pheromones, yeah, I think so. | ||
Same thing, really, what you're saying is kind of true, like the juice. | ||
Yeah, the aju. | ||
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Their essence. | |
The aju. | ||
Is that what you say? | ||
What is that French dip? | ||
They say aju, is that what it's called? | ||
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Aju. | |
Aju. | ||
I never knew how to say that. | ||
They've done some experiments. | ||
I know it on the other way, where they've had guys sleep in the same shirt for a few weeks or whatever, and then they have girls smell the shirts. | ||
And they'll be very attracted to one shirt and completely repulsed by another shirt just by smelling the actual pheromones in it. | ||
Well, I would lose that one. | ||
For sure. | ||
I fucking stink, man. | ||
I'm going down. | ||
I eat too much meat. | ||
It's all coming out of my pores and shit. | ||
I don't know. | ||
I've smelled some of my clothes. | ||
Some savage girls. | ||
The worst is jujitsu. | ||
Because you sweat so much and then you take your shit off and you throw it in your gym bag. | ||
And then you throw your gym bag in a trunk where it cooks. | ||
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Yeah. | |
Because it's 110 degrees in LA. So you're driving around with your gym bag cooking in the trunk. | ||
And then you pop that bitch open and unzip it. | ||
And it's just like... | ||
And ammonia, and funk, and that's where there's a lot of skin diseases that people get from that stuff, because they don't wash those things enough. | ||
And essentially, you're rolling around in microbes, and bacteria, and shit. | ||
And the worst part is not when it's fresh. | ||
Like, fresh sweat is not the worst. | ||
Right. | ||
Same as fresh urine. | ||
You can drink your own fresh urine all the time. | ||
Believe me, I know. | ||
But if you leave a cup of that urine out for a day or so, don't fucking drink that. | ||
That's poison. | ||
I would agree with you. | ||
Because it's like a breeding ground for further bacteria. | ||
Same with your gym clothes. | ||
I would agree that is sound advice. | ||
Don't drink old piss. | ||
That should be a meme. | ||
That's the next meme. | ||
But you, Uncle Aubrey says, don't drink old piss. | ||
Hear it on it. | ||
We don't recommend drinking your own piss when it's old. | ||
Stir it first. | ||
So I'm thinking of trying to do an Amanita muscaria experience. | ||
And I'm thinking I'm going to eat it and then drink my piss and see what's up. | ||
Yeah, that's what you're supposed to do. | ||
I would say no. | ||
What? | ||
Let's say don't do it. | ||
Just try it once and then... | ||
I've got to try it. | ||
I've tried everything else. | ||
For real, folks. | ||
This is the shamanic tradition. | ||
I know you're listening to this and you're like, there's no way these guys are serious. | ||
No, the true shamanic tradition is... | ||
It was explained to me by this guy, Jack Herrer, and he said that the idea is that you eat the drug, the plant, the mushroom, which has a very different, it's not psilocybin, it's some other type of hallucinogenic. | ||
What you're shooting for is muscimol. | ||
The active compound is muscimol, and it acts on a very different mechanism, actually. | ||
So the mechanism of action of Amanita muscaria, it actually acts as a GABA agonist. | ||
So it's going to give you more of the neurotransmitter GABA, whereas psilocybin, the mechanism of action that they're recently finding, which I learned a lot about at the MAPS conference, is the mechanism of action of psilocybin is it's actually restricting blood flow to your default mode network part of your brain, which is your top-down control mechanism in your brain. | ||
So that basically your mental cerebral filter that allows you to focus on the day-to-day mundane tasks starts to go to sleep. | ||
And that happens to be the center that controls depression and a bunch of other things, which is why the clinical application is proving so important and impressive in all these people. | ||
But that's a totally different mechanism of action than the Amanita Muscaria, which is basically flooding your brain with more GABA, from what I understand. | ||
But the muscimol is a tricky beast, and it doesn't necessarily come out through your gut. | ||
However, once it gets processed through your kidneys and you piss it, It can be passed up to five times, they say, through different people. | ||
So, like, I could piss, and then you could drink it, you could piss, give it to Brian, he could drink it, and then Brian could give it to two other people, and everybody would be high as fuck. | ||
Wow. | ||
That's what they say. | ||
How would they know? | ||
How would they know? | ||
Why would they find out? | ||
What are we doing with our lives? | ||
We're sitting around drinking each other's piss to get high. | ||
What are you seeing, fairies? | ||
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Cocksucker? | |
Drinking piss and watching Pluto? | ||
You're supposed to be kind of like a little bit drunk and a little bit like a little bit High, like a psychedelic? | ||
I only had one experience and it didn't work. | ||
You didn't drink your own piss. | ||
You gotta commit. | ||
You gotta go in. | ||
You can't just put the tip in. | ||
You gotta go balls deep. | ||
Is that how it works? | ||
You're supposed to just eat it and then drink your own piss and that's what gets you high? | ||
I mean, there's some ways that I think you can heat it and lightly bake it. | ||
I don't know. | ||
But I think the surefire way, if you really want to commit, is to eat it, then drink your piss, and then you can, you know, But you'd feel so stupid if it didn't work. | ||
That's true. | ||
Sitting there with piss mouth and not high and just thinking, what kind of a loser am I? I should just become a Republican. | ||
Okay, I should just go the other way and get single malt scotch and sneak in some Cuban cigars and just become an asshole. | ||
You should have rented a movie. | ||
But if it works, sitting around eating mushrooms and drinking piss, what the fuck am I doing with my life? | ||
He got a dirty garage. | ||
I was going to get to that, but I had to eat mushrooms and drink my own piss first. | ||
I'm a fucking real winner over here. | ||
I'm going to film it for all the savages. | ||
Because it is perfectly legal in the U.S. Amanita muscari is not a scheduled substance. | ||
So the reward, if it works and it was awesome, is pretty cool. | ||
Because we'd actually have something legal to do. | ||
Yeah, and you're just going to encourage people to do that? | ||
No, I'm not encouraged. | ||
Look, please, let me be the guinea pig here. | ||
I don't know. | ||
It could be terrible, but I'll let you know. | ||
You have to post it if it's bad also. | ||
You have to have a post of it if you're sitting there just like, oh, with pissy mouth. | ||
Just mad at myself. | ||
Just self-hate. | ||
Just feeling the lowest of the low. | ||
I've never met anybody who's had a good one, who's had a good Amanita muscaria experience. | ||
Not that I can remember anybody telling me about one. | ||
They've always said, like, oh, it didn't work for me. | ||
Yeah, I met somebody who had a... | ||
Weird one and a not so good one. | ||
Bad odds. | ||
You just want to drink pee, bro. | ||
Weird and not so good, but there is piss drinking, so come on! | ||
Join the party! | ||
You know, there's such a tradition around it, though, you know? | ||
Not only that, we can all drink each other's piss. | ||
Come on over here. | ||
Aubrey's got it all figured out. | ||
You just got to get it fresh. | ||
See? | ||
One guy pisses into you, and then you piss it in. | ||
No, no, no, see? | ||
That's not how it's done. | ||
I forgot to bring cups. | ||
I thought how it works. | ||
I just piss in your mouth. | ||
Is that what we're doing here? | ||
Straight from the spout. | ||
What kind of party are we doing here? | ||
It's the freshest way to get it. | ||
We're pissing his ass. | ||
I'll piss in your mouth. | ||
We're going to work this out. | ||
We're going to get high as fuck. | ||
The human dick-a-peed. | ||
The human dicker, Pete. | ||
That is exactly what it would be. | ||
He's trying to trick us. | ||
And when you stumble upon this fucking party, open up the tent door, what the fuck? | ||
Just piss all over the place, a bunch of guys with their cocks in their hands. | ||
We're just trying to get enlightenment. | ||
But imagine if it does work and you get someone really high and they love it, then you could trick them constantly. | ||
There you go. | ||
I just took some. | ||
Here's my piss. | ||
You just get him to drink it. | ||
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Oh, God. | |
You're like, I don't feel it yet. | ||
Nothing but vitamins. | ||
It's too much cum in this pill. | ||
I don't feel it yet. | ||
Here, let me piss some more. | ||
Why, that tastes like total primate care. | ||
Maybe some T-plus. | ||
Did you pack it like a musket? | ||
Did you pack the musket cock? | ||
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Why is Dr. Laser wearing lipstick? | |
We need to call Dr. Lazer and ask him how many of those books behind him he's read. | ||
Because it's driving us crazy. | ||
I picture Dr. Lazer, he's got those old school books that nobody really reads. | ||
But he's old. | ||
He's read them. | ||
I don't know. | ||
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That's the best way to finish that saying, I don't know. | |
But he does have the brain surgery kit from Napoleon's field doctor. | ||
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Holy shit. | |
That's in his office, yeah. | ||
They had a brain surgery kit back then? | ||
Yeah, just like big saw. | ||
It looks more like woodworking equipment, but like really finely crafted made woodworking equipment. | ||
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Jesus Christ. | |
Things that like crack things, things that saw things. | ||
Oh my God. | ||
It's pretty intense. | ||
And he actually uses it. | ||
Basically, he has his patients walk by it, and if they get queasy and they can't handle it, He's like, nah, you're not the person for me. | ||
Because he's a tinkerer. | ||
I mean, he's going to go in there and actually cut your head and do some work. | ||
That's what his specialty is. | ||
He's done like 3,000 open skull surgeries or something like that. | ||
Oh my god. | ||
Yeah, he's an OG. He's cool. | ||
Holy shit. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Can you imagine working on 3,000 brains? | ||
What an incredible power that must be to those guys. | ||
That they can fix someone's brain. | ||
Mechanically. | ||
Cut out your cancer and fix your brain. | ||
And then send you back to live a healthy life. | ||
Yep. | ||
And he did it. | ||
I met one of the guys that he did that for. | ||
This guy is one of his patients, and it's pretty remarkable. | ||
Went through there, did the brain surgery, and that's actually how I met Dr. Lazar. | ||
He did the brain surgery, then he took a bunch of the ingredients we have in AlphaBrain, too, and he recovered way fast. | ||
This is, of course, just one story, but he recovered super fast, and that turned Dr. Lazar on to the potential for these herbs to work in conjunction with what he was doing on the brain. | ||
So that's how we kind of got Got hooked up. | ||
That's interesting. | ||
Did he ever talk to Romanowski? | ||
No, he hasn't. | ||
But we talked about that a little bit. | ||
I think it's actually in the long interview that we have up there. | ||
But, yeah, the brain damage issue is pretty serious. | ||
I don't think he's ever been hooked up with Bill, though. | ||
Yeah, well, Ramanowski, that's why he created that Neuro One. | ||
That was the first nootropic that I'd heard of. | ||
We were on No Name and Alice, or Alice and No Name. | ||
Sarah and No Name? | ||
Sarah and No Name, rather, on Alice Radio. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Anyway, and No Name, I forget his real name. | ||
I always called him No Name. | ||
How weird is that? | ||
Cool guy. | ||
Anyway, he was training with Bill Romanowski, and Bill Romanowski got him to start eating healthy and started giving him this Neuro One shit. | ||
It's a nootropic, but it's also got a little bit of caffeine in it. | ||
Pretty interesting stuff. | ||
And he developed it because of concussions. | ||
Makes sense. | ||
You've got to feed back the brain when it's been deprived from getting swollen. | ||
Swollen and pushed up against your skull. | ||
Not a good program. | ||
I was at a neurological research center today, and one of the things that these people were telling me while they were there, I was there for this silly TV show, but there's people that take their kids there. | ||
Like if the kids are involved in football, and they have football injuries, and they're talking about it like these kids are like 15, 16 years old and just have these massive concussions. | ||
And the father's just like, well, when can you get back in there? | ||
And the mother's like, is he gonna be okay? | ||
The mothers are concerned. | ||
That their kid is getting really badly hurt, and the fathers, they want them to get back in there. | ||
It's weird. | ||
She was describing it to me, like, you know, these situations that she's dealing with with these fathers and these kids, and she's like, it's really creepy. | ||
Because these kids don't know any better, and they're just running. | ||
Their dads want them to get back in there. | ||
They get concussed. | ||
Do you understand what that is? | ||
Do you understand what getting shut off is? | ||
Running at each other? | ||
Colliding heads? | ||
Do you know? | ||
Whoa. | ||
Man, in the brain there's so much more we still have to learn about it. | ||
Did you happen to see that thing on 60 Minutes where there are people who are now able to control prosthetic limbs with their thoughts alone? | ||
Did you see that? | ||
So basically, they hook up these arms. | ||
Now, the first version, prototype, was they hook the arms up and they actually hardwire it somehow into the nerves, but it's still their thoughts that can allow them, like, they can shake hands with people just from, like, their brain telling this completely prosthetic arm to shake hands or, like, grab a ball. | ||
They can tell if a ball is hard or tell if a ball is soft just from feedback. | ||
It's bilateral. | ||
So it's not only their squeezing, but their fingers... | ||
Can give signals to their brain and let them know if what they're squeezing is hard or soft. | ||
So it goes both ways. | ||
And then they figured out how to hook it up wirelessly so that they can actually control arms that are not even on them. | ||
And they can make those arms move just with their thoughts. | ||
This was on 60 Minutes like a week ago. | ||
I was fucking blown away. | ||
So like an avatar type of thing. | ||
Totally. | ||
Well, not that fast, but the first steps, like the big baby steps towards that. | ||
Wi-Fi. | ||
Doing it with Wi-Fi. | ||
Yeah. | ||
What is that? | ||
Do you remember that? | ||
That's the old experiments where they pretty much did shit like that. | ||
Let me see. | ||
Oh, those Russian... | ||
Oh, don't show me this. | ||
The dog head one. | ||
That shit ain't cool. | ||
I don't even know if that's real. | ||
Is that real? | ||
Yeah, it's real. | ||
I don't want to believe that's real. | ||
Yeah, it was a cool segment on 60 Minutes. | ||
Literally, like, probably two weeks ago. | ||
Wow, that's fucking freaky. | ||
The crazy part to me was the fact that it was giving them signals back from their fingers to their brain. | ||
That was what really blew my mind. | ||
I mean, I guess the whole thing did. | ||
Just the fact that you think of this brain and thoughts as this kind of nebulous thing, but it's actually... | ||
It is a signal. | ||
There is some kind of electrical signal that they can... | ||
Get a machine, program a machine to receive and respond based upon a thought, a willful action to do something. | ||
It can pick that up. | ||
I don't know how the hell that happens. | ||
And imagine, if they can do that now, imagine what a thousand years from now is going to be. | ||
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Yeah. | |
We probably will be able to just lie in bed and send our robot out to do everything we need to do. | ||
Drive the car, you know, and we look through its eyes as it drives the car. | ||
We look through its eyes as it goes to the supermarket, picks up groceries. | ||
We're just sitting at home, beating off, beating off, pretending for this person. | ||
And the robot wanders through the fucking town, does all your tasks, come back home, and you never leave the house. | ||
Yeah. | ||
But imagine, and then the application for sports, there's been a couple movies like that, but you could go full, let's say you created this kind of android creature that you could control with your mind, you could go full gladiator style with net and trident, sword, and just have the most brutal, obviously it would be expensive because machines are expensive, whatever, but it'd be sweet. | ||
It'd be crazy. | ||
Playing bumper cars with a Ferrari. | ||
Yeah, that's true. | ||
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That's true. | |
You wouldn't want to just take your fucking awesome robot body and Torture it. | ||
Fight people with it. | ||
Yeah, no, don't do that. | ||
But I bet, you know what they would do? | ||
You know how people play The Sims? | ||
Yeah. | ||
I bet they would play like a real live version of The Sims, just to let their human body go out there and interact with all these other robot bodies. | ||
You know, they take their body, they lie down, and they look through the body, or look through the eyes of this thing, and then send it off, like it's a little game. | ||
And you send your robot out, and your robot goes and fucks other robots, and parties, and your robot's an animal, and he drinks and drives, because he doesn't even live in the real world. | ||
He lives in this fucking crazy robot world. | ||
And then we realize that's what's already happening, and we're the robots. | ||
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The TV has turned us into robots. | |
I keep on thinking simulation theory shit, like your inner voice is actually you in the future, like talking to yourself. | ||
Or something like that. | ||
Could be, right? | ||
I think everybody knows, especially when you're an impulsive fuck. | ||
Like, I know you are. | ||
And I am. | ||
And you've been too, son. | ||
We've all been a little impulsive. | ||
And there's always, when you're about to do something, and there's that voice that goes, don't fucking do it, dude. | ||
You gotta listen to that voice. | ||
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Always. | |
That voice is always right. | ||
You know, there's like a weird rush on the other side, too, that tells you not to do it. | ||
Like, it's gonna feel good. | ||
You know, like, when you're about to, like, If you're about to yell at somebody and you know you shouldn't, there's pretty much no reason ever to yell at somebody. | ||
But when you get this kind of energy that comes up and it feels like it's going to be good to release it, what the fuck is that? | ||
That's you protecting yourself. | ||
But why does it feel good, though? | ||
It feels good because sometimes people need to be shown that they're cunts. | ||
It's like an evolutionary response. | ||
The only way people learn how to behave is by feedback. | ||
The way they learn how to be harmonious with their fellow brothers and sisters of the world is by feedback. | ||
And when you're not good at it and you get bad feedback all the time and you don't adjust, that's like a sign of mental illness or stupidity or a lack of education or lack of Someone explaining or your own personal critical thinking involving the way the world works. | ||
But for most people, as you get older, you get way better at communicating because you've gone through this feedback loop several times and you sort of stabilize it and you know what people like and what they don't like and you know how to get things off on the right foot and how not to and it's like sort of easier to navigate. | ||
But the key there is not to become completely enslaved by the feelings and thoughts and the kind of world around you so that you're constantly living to please what the Toltecs would call the dream, the co-created world around you. | ||
So yes, don't be a dick. | ||
Learn not to hurt people. | ||
But then at the same time, Don't judge yourself according to all of these opinions that are generally wrong anyways. | ||
People don't necessarily always want you to be your best, you know, so you gotta find your inner path as well as adjust to Guiding principles. | ||
That's a real problem for young people when they're dealing with haters, like the first haters in their life. | ||
It could be someone who's at work with you or someone you go to school with or whatever. | ||
But it might be like the first time in your life where someone actively hates on you. | ||
And that shit can affect you. | ||
And I always say that it's like snake venom and that, like, having a little bit of hater is, like, good because you know how to deal with it. | ||
And then when you get a full blast of it, you're like, bitch, I'm immune to that stupid shit. | ||
Right. | ||
You know, like, you've been bitten a few times. | ||
You understand it. | ||
Because people who don't have never been hated on before, like, you see them get hated on, they're like, oh, my goodness. | ||
Just that wave of negativity that can erupt. | ||
At any time on the internet. | ||
Absolutely. | ||
I felt that the first time. | ||
Obviously in sports or whatever, you get these mild detractors, but you can always kind of... | ||
See them. | ||
But then as soon as I stepped into the public eye, a lot of support, a lot of love, amazing people I've met. | ||
And then a contingency of people who hate me just despise me. | ||
And I was looking at them like, why? | ||
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Why do you hate me? | |
What is the reason? | ||
Like, I couldn't properly deal with it, I think. | ||
So I had to talk to as many people I could and just kind of sort it out. | ||
So there's some people that are just going to be negative no matter what. | ||
But there's also... | ||
It's a fucked up thing, but there's a truth in that it's good to get your ass kicked. | ||
And it's good to get your ass kicked by the internet, too. | ||
It's good, you know? | ||
It doesn't seem like it's good when it's happening. | ||
And it might be completely off-base, but if it's right even a little bit, they're doing you a service. | ||
Because they're pointing out holes in your game. | ||
Tighten up your game. | ||
Yeah, they're pointing out holes in your game. | ||
And it might be... | ||
It might be fair, but it might not be fair, too. | ||
You've got to deal with that, too. | ||
But that's part of the game. | ||
That's part of you. | ||
And eventually, hopefully, we all hope for some form of personal sovereignty, where no matter what anybody says about you or how anybody describes you, it's a better way of putting it. | ||
You know who you are, and you're alright. | ||
And all they're doing is exposing this need to detract from another person. | ||
This need to diminish another person. | ||
Which is a massive weakness. | ||
It is. | ||
That we've all been guilty of. | ||
For sure. | ||
And along with that, it's also learning to take the praise not too seriously. | ||
Yes. | ||
You can't get your tires too pumped up and really buy into that whole thing. | ||
And, you know, that'll lead you down a stray, weird path of ego and feeding off that kind of energy. | ||
That's no good either. | ||
Either detractors or too much praise. | ||
Just appreciate it for what it is. | ||
But really judge yourself by your own criteria. | ||
You know, you know, only you know, really, if you did your best. | ||
If you put out the maximum effort to try and achieve the result. | ||
And only you should be able to judge yourself. | ||
Yeah, well, if you're really objective, especially. | ||
And that's what we should all strive for, right? | ||
Like real objectivity. | ||
If you could really just fucking really look at what you're doing right or wrong and what you're enjoying about your life and what you're not. | ||
Kind of get that bitch back on track. | ||
Sometimes it's harder to see yourself than it is to see other people, which is why a lot of the most fucked up people with the most fucked up lives always want to give you advice. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Like, who wants to give you more advice than someone whose life is a mess? | ||
You know what you gotta do, man? | ||
You gotta get together with your girl and you gotta work this out, okay? | ||
I know you don't want to work this out, but you gotta work this out. | ||
And you're like, are you really giving advice on relationships, you crazy fuckhead? | ||
They say that most of the people who get degrees in psychology are the ones who are trying to work out their own problems the most... | ||
I mean, I don't know. | ||
That's just hearsay, but that's kind of the old maxim. | ||
Yeah, I would think psychologists would do the weirdest shit when they beat off. | ||
I wouldn't imagine that to be true. | ||
I mean, think, what is a sexual, like one of those people that's like a sexual counselor, what do they beat off to? | ||
They've got to be constantly analyzing. | ||
It can't be that much fun. | ||
Yeah, right? | ||
Like, how do they really totally cut loose? | ||
You're constantly thinking about whether or not what you did is good. | ||
Objectivity is a real challenge and I think one of the tools that both me and you have found have been different ways to break through that kind of mental patterning that gets you in trouble. | ||
So the tank is a great way to do it. | ||
There's different meditation techniques that are great ways, but sometimes For us really thick skulled monkeys like myself and you and some other people when we just need something heavier to do it. | ||
And I think that's when I've gone to Peru and done the ayahuasca or you can go hopefully somewhere safe and do a heavy psilocybin trip or find some way to actually get that part of your mind to really be objective, to kind of cut out all the bullshit and look at yourself with a true reflection. | ||
Yeah, and I feel like there's certain doors that get open when you have those experiences. | ||
And when those doors get open, it's like the whole world just takes a turn to the left. | ||
It's just not the same world anymore. | ||
It's just not. | ||
And that's scary for a lot of people, man. | ||
It makes sense. | ||
But you've got to really look at it objectively. | ||
And one of the things you've got to look at is... | ||
Do you really like the world the way it is? | ||
Are you really scared of taking a left turn into Crazyville? | ||
Crazyville might not be that bad. | ||
Trust me. | ||
The regular world is crazy enough. | ||
Take a little trip down the Leprechaun Lane and have a chat with the Pixies and the other dimensions. | ||
It's not a bad idea. | ||
You gotta know what the fuck is going on with your brain, though. | ||
That's the problem. | ||
I would never tell anybody to do mushrooms or acid, even though I have. | ||
I would never tell anybody to do any, now, today, knowing what I know, would never tell anybody to do any psychedelic, because I don't know how the fuck their brain works. | ||
That's true. | ||
And then, so having, and something I always kind of reiterate, having a really good guide is important. | ||
Someone who can not only ask you questions, but kind of look you in the eye, analyze what you should or should not do. | ||
I mean, even the shaman's down In Peru, part of the ceremony is before you get the ayahuasca, they kind of get a sense of you. | ||
Even if you can't speak the language, but they get a sense of you. | ||
And you can sense crazy. | ||
Especially, they're highly tuned to do that. | ||
And they look at you. | ||
As am I. As am I. Some people get a really little, tiny third of a cup. | ||
And then they go on their way. | ||
Because that's all that the shamans know. | ||
That's all they can handle. | ||
That's all they're in for. | ||
And then other people... | ||
You know, they'll fill that bitch to the brim and be like, come back for more if you want it. | ||
And you drink that thick, thick brown, bittery, fiery ayahuasca into your stomach. | ||
You know what I've never understood about the ayahuasca thing? | ||
I'm going to have to do ayahuasca to learn this. | ||
The tobacco thing. | ||
Like, what is it about blowing tobacco smoke that activates some of the hallucinogens? | ||
I think it has to do with your actually, your nicotinic receptors in your brain. | ||
So there's something, you know, the DMT, the tryptamine... | ||
Like a stack? | ||
Like you're stacking these grains together? | ||
I don't know, but you know, that's, these receptors, and this is swimming a little deeper than I probably can go, but I think it has something, you know, nicotine acts on certain mental receptors. | ||
I think it's your nicotinic receptors, and then tryptamine acts on certain receptors. | ||
And somehow there is a synergy there. | ||
I haven't necessarily experienced that, but what I did experience, which is really weird, I have no very good explanation for this, but at the end of one particular ceremony, he smoked the tobacco, the shaman smoked the tobacco rustica, which is different than the tobacco that we smoke. | ||
It's a different species of plant entirely. | ||
So tobacco rustica, they smoked a big hand-rolled cigarette from that. | ||
And he blew the smoke all over my body. | ||
I didn't feel anything at the moment. | ||
I was like, okay, well, I'm going to smell like this burnt plant. | ||
Cool. | ||
That's good. | ||
But he really took care and put it on certain points. | ||
And there's always some kind of purgative element to the ayahuasca. | ||
But that night, I was like shitting and vomiting like there was some evil in my body that was trying to escape. | ||
Like the most violent purge I've ever had in my life. | ||
And it went on for hours. | ||
I don't know where stuff was coming out of my body. | ||
And I've done ayahuasca many times, so I know... | ||
Do they have outhouses? | ||
No, you have a little toilet in your place. | ||
You have a running water toilet? | ||
Depends. | ||
Sometimes no. | ||
Sometimes that's just a hole. | ||
And sometimes you do have running water depending on where you go. | ||
But a lot of times they don't have toilet lids because you're not supposed to sit there and really enjoy it. | ||
You're supposed to just hover. | ||
Blow it out and then wipe and put it in a basket. | ||
That's kind of the general program. | ||
You put it in a basket? | ||
Yeah, because they can't flush toilet paper down the system. | ||
But anyway, so there's some kind of cleansing aspect to it. | ||
It doesn't make any sense. | ||
The science, I don't know. | ||
I don't understand. | ||
But I know that they believe it's a cleansing aspect. | ||
You know, ritual. | ||
And it certainly had that effect on me. | ||
Wow. | ||
Just blows it out. | ||
And that tobacco, it kicked it in. | ||
It kicked it in. | ||
Something, something. | ||
And he blew a lot of smoke all over me. | ||
And then the next day he sees me and he starts laughing as I'm walking, like walking by him. | ||
He just starts laughing and he asked me, you know, how was last night? | ||
And I had someone with me who could help me translate. | ||
And I was like, what the hell did you do to me? | ||
And he's just laughing and laughing and just pats me on the back and just keeps on walking. | ||
Like, he knew that's exactly what he was going to do. | ||
Wow. | ||
So he was doing that just to get you to get rid of all the shit inside of you and throw up and clean it all out and then dose up. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Dose up with the wild dragon juice. | ||
Exactly. | ||
And the next night was the night that I went out and did the ride on that smoke track. | ||
That makes sense. | ||
Wow, he cleaned your system out with some smoke. | ||
Did you hear that they found DMT in the pineal gland of live rats? | ||
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Huge. | |
Yeah, huge. | ||
This is Rick Strassman's Cottonwood Research Foundation. | ||
This is something that they had speculated for the longest time, and I thought it was a fact. | ||
I thought that they had known it was a fact. | ||
Until Voodoo Chicken on my message board was, I think, the first guy to clue me into the fact that there's only anecdotal evidence. | ||
And he was challenging Strassman on the message board. | ||
Because we know that the human body produces it. | ||
I guess they knew it was produced in the liver and the lungs. | ||
But this is the first time they can prove... | ||
That at least in rodents, it's in the pineal gland of a live rat. | ||
Let's suppose it was the spirit molecule. | ||
Let's suppose that hypothesis is true and it is some part of conducting the spirit from source into life and then back out. | ||
Let's say that there is some activation for that. | ||
It makes sense that they wouldn't find the active concentrations in The dead pineal glands because presumably its purpose was done there. | ||
But to see it there in live while it's living I think is pretty cool. | ||
It at least opens up that theory as possible. | ||
One of the interesting things about taking the DMT was the shortness of the trip. | ||
And that's the thing that people always comment on that one of the signs That this isn't a deadly drug, is how easy your body can get rid of it. | ||
Your body can get rid of it and bring you back to baseline in 15 minutes. | ||
Like, you're on this voyage to another dimension, and then 15 minutes later your body's like, okay, nothing to see here, we're just going to clean this up, folks. | ||
Yeah, what'd you cook, spaghetti? | ||
Come in there with a broom and sweep up all the memories of what you just did. | ||
It seems like your body knows what to do with this shit. | ||
It obviously makes it. | ||
We know it makes it. | ||
We know that. | ||
But now we know that literally the third eye makes it. | ||
And that's fucking crazy. | ||
Because that's literally... | ||
I hate when I say literally because I shouldn't have said it that many times. | ||
That was my version of uh. | ||
It's literally uh. | ||
I should have said uh. | ||
Anyway. | ||
They've proven that, at least in rodents, this sacred of all sacred glands, this gland that the Egyptians thought was the seat of the soul, this gland that Eastern mysticism had forever connected with an eye of enlightenment, that that gland produces the most potent psychedelic drug known to man. | ||
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That's fucking bananas. | |
It's pretty wild. | ||
It's nuts. | ||
It's so many cross cultures, too, that, you know, have some kind of belief in that center of your, you know, in that center of your forehead where your pineal gland is. | ||
It's pretty unique. | ||
And, you know, the shamans down there, interesting thing, you know, when I was reading Daniel E. Bolelli's book about creating your own religion and the distinctions between religion and, you know, what we all both feel is like true spirituality. | ||
And some of it is, you know, it's not people telling you that. | ||
It's, you know, feeling it. | ||
It's feeling that kind of activation or feeling what that feels like. | ||
And there's been times when I've been taking ayahuasca where my most intense experiences come with a really intense buzzing energy that feels like not only that part of my head, but starting there, the energy feels like it peels off my whole scalp, starting in my third eye, middle of my forehead region. the energy feels like it peels off my whole scalp, all the way to the back of my head, what they would call the crown chakra. | ||
And I don't... | ||
I know too much about chakras, but I know that that's what I felt. | ||
From right here to the back of my head, it was like somebody peeled it off and it had an electric field, an electric current over it. | ||
And when you get that feeling, you know you're in for some fucking cool shit. | ||
That's when the cool shit happens. | ||
That is the precursor to the craziest experiences of your spiritual life. | ||
Yeah, it's a language that you can only speak with people who've had some form of experience, something, because there's a lot of people out there, and there's nothing wrong with that. | ||
I don't think there's anything wrong with going through your whole life. | ||
As long as you're enjoying it, why have a psychedelic experience? | ||
If you don't want to, if you don't feel compelled. | ||
I feel like if you feel compelled, give it a shot. | ||
But... | ||
When you're having these conversations and you're talking about your chakra blowing open and porting yourself to dimensions and flotillas of serpents flying above your head, I hear you. | ||
And I'm like, yeah, wow, okay, wow, fucking A. Like, I know that really happened. | ||
Because I've seen some crazy shit myself. | ||
Not that it really happened, not that it's really a snake, but my point about that, where people always go, you know, if it's not real, okay, then you're doing something really infantile, okay? | ||
You're taking something that's allowing you to go into fantasy land for a little while. | ||
Maybe. | ||
Or, listen, what if I could prove... | ||
That it takes you to another dimension. | ||
And in that other dimension, you will see things that you could not possibly have imagined. | ||
And you will experience novelty and honesty and wisdom and love in the purest forms possible. | ||
Like there are waves hitting you while you're standing on the beach. | ||
If I could tell you that it was definitely taking you to another dimension, would you go then? | ||
I don't know. | ||
Maybe not. | ||
But here's what I know. | ||
Here's what I know for sure. | ||
If it took you to another dimension and you had that experience, or if you just had that experience in your head, you still had that experience. | ||
And it might as well have taken you to another dimension. | ||
It might as well. | ||
Because the same thing happened. | ||
You saw the same shit. | ||
You felt the same things. | ||
You experienced the same things. | ||
You saw it all. | ||
It might not have been real, but it might have been real too. | ||
It doesn't matter. | ||
You still experienced it exactly the same way. | ||
As if it did take you to another planet. | ||
And you did ride around the rings of Saturn in your underwear. | ||
I mean, it really does take you to that place. | ||
So it might be real, it might take you to that place, or it might be all happening in your mind, but either way, you experience the exact same thing. | ||
And it lasts, and the results there, you know, that you get from it are actually, and that was one of the cool things about going to the MAPS Conference, which is the Multidisciplinary Association of Psychedelic Studies. | ||
They put on a conference in Oakland, and they had all of the top scientists from all these different fields of research come and present their findings. | ||
So there's been over 80 patients clinically dosed with psilocybin, most of them in palliative care, easing the anxiety of death towards the end of life. | ||
Amazing, dramatic stories. | ||
You have psychiatrists in there who've been working in this field for 40 years, seeing people, and they're the ones running these Well, first of all, the funny part is it's a double-blind trial, right? | ||
So on one case, someone is getting placebo, which is doing nothing. | ||
And in another case, they're getting a heroic dose of psilocybin. | ||
And the research is like, one of the problems with the study design is we pretty much know, because they're not supposed to know it's double-blind, we pretty much know when someone's taken a bunch of psilocybin. | ||
It's not hard to tell when that's actually happened. | ||
But they're saying that what they're accomplishing in three hours, It would have taken them three years to do back in the old paradigm. | ||
And they're reporting these findings, and it's really encouraging. | ||
Obviously, the Johns Hopkins study was a great study. | ||
94% of people who took the psilocybin said it was one of the top five most meaningful experiences of their life. | ||
I mean, really cool findings that are leading to a potential legalization of psilocybin for clinical use. | ||
It shouldn't be just for clinical use. | ||
This is what's really fucked up. | ||
All these people that are having all these... | ||
and all these positive experiences, that this is discounted by our government. | ||
It shows that we're being run by a bunch of infants. | ||
They should be experiencing it too. | ||
You should also do mushrooms as well, so... | ||
It should be a prerequisite for political office, for sure. | ||
It's such a silly little thing. | ||
It grows in cow shit. | ||
It looks ridiculous. | ||
It sounds ridiculous. | ||
It appears in fucking Mario Brothers Donkey Kong and shit. | ||
But... | ||
It might be the thing that humanity really could count on right now. | ||
It might be the thing... | ||
If you could, like, ensure across-the-board experiences, ensure them worldwide over a week's period of time, you'd change the world forever. | ||
And that's real. | ||
You really would. | ||
One gigantic world trip where, like, 30% of the population on the planet does mushrooms one day. | ||
You want to talk about a strange world you would wake up to Monday morning? | ||
Fuck yeah. | ||
I mean... | ||
People would be hugging people in the streets and shit. | ||
This is a thought I've had recently. | ||
What if all of the churches, instead of just bickering about their own dogmas and all this stuff... | ||
I mean, they're all trying to get at the same spirit. | ||
What if they were all churches of experience? | ||
And across the world, there was, you know, one basic church that you go to. | ||
And that church was a little bit of everything. | ||
In that church, there was... | ||
Zen meditation in one area. | ||
There was float tanks in another area. | ||
There was lectures from people like Graham Hancock coming through there. | ||
There was yoga in one spot. | ||
And then there was different ceremonial areas where you could smoke peyote and do a dance out in a... | ||
Or you could take mushrooms in a really relaxed, encouraging setting. | ||
Or you could do an ayahuasca ceremony with the local ayahuasca maestro. | ||
And all of that was available to you. | ||
So maybe you didn't go every week or every Sunday, but when you needed to check in, there was your local church. | ||
And you could just kind of talk to some people, either listen, maybe do some light yoga, or let's say you really needed to move yourself. | ||
And then go in and pop into an ayahuasca ceremony. | ||
Or let's say you were feeling, you know, you got addicted to something accidentally. | ||
Oh, well, you could pop into the aboga treatment ceremony that lasted from Sunday through Tuesday. | ||
If there were real clinics like that that were run by people who really knew what they were doing, they could change the whole world. | ||
The whole thing. | ||
The whole paradigm shifts at that point, I think. | ||
And it's there. | ||
It's like a real thing. | ||
That's what's crazy. | ||
It's not like something from a Dr. Seuss book, you know, that rhymes with, you know, morph. | ||
You know what I mean? | ||
They took the morph on top of the orb and traveled to a fallen land. | ||
But I am really encouraged by what Maps is doing. | ||
Because... | ||
They're playing by the rules. | ||
And you think that you get nowhere playing by the rules, but in some encouraging results, both for MDMA, for PTSD, and these psilocybin studies, they're getting allowed to do the research to complete these phase one trials and actually test them on human subjects for the first time in a long time. | ||
And that's going to lead to You know, bigger trials than the Phase 2 trials than the Phase 3. And eventually, there's going to get drug approvals for these. | ||
Now, why that is significant is at that point, you have a massive amount of data. | ||
You have side effects studied. | ||
You have clinical use studied. | ||
And if you can prove that there is an actual benefit to something, you know, it really weakens the argument for criminalization. | ||
And then, of course, there's going to be a lot of off-label uses, doctors who are like, look, this is really helpful. | ||
You know, just kind of like what's happened with medical marijuana at A little bit. | ||
It's been medically legal, but pretty much that is a gateway to legalization. | ||
But they're following the steps along the path that could potentially allow this to be legal. | ||
There's that path, and then there's the religious freedom path. | ||
And I think those are really the only two paths that are going to lead to fruitful and effective policy change. | ||
Religious freedom is a funny thing. | ||
It's just, I always feel like Whenever someone gets together in a big giant group and there's a few people running it, shit goes bad. | ||
It seems very rare that anybody can keep it together. | ||
I've been listening to Dan Carlin's Hardcore History about Martin Luther and the rise of the Anabaptists in Münster, Germany. | ||
Whenever some new dude comes along and tries to change things and we're going to do it the right way, this is how God wanted it, it always goes bad. | ||
It always goes bad. | ||
Somebody gets in trouble and then they start just... | ||
Because they realize they can fuck all the teenage girls in their congregation. | ||
And suddenly God tells them that that's what they need to do. | ||
And this guy died. | ||
He had 16 wives. | ||
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Exactly. | |
It's amazing. | ||
It's always the same thing. | ||
And they just chopped him apart with swords and shit. | ||
Eventually got a hold of him. | ||
You know what? | ||
The other thing I've been kind of thinking about is, too, is, you know, you assume that, like some of these ayahuasca shamans, aboga shamans, different people, you would assume that by doing those psychedelic drugs, they would have straightened themselves out. | ||
They would have straightened their morality out, and they'd be all good people. | ||
But that's certainly not the case. | ||
You know, there are a lot of examples of these people who are doing the medicine itself and are still completely morally corrupt. | ||
That's so weird. | ||
Yeah, it is weird. | ||
But, you know, I think ultimately the power of the mind, you know, if you put your mind to it, can supersede, you know, the potential of the medicine itself. | ||
So if you decide to override it and just use the feeling, it's almost like taking mushrooms recreationally to watch a cartoon. | ||
You can kind of override the potential spiritual value of it and just focus on laughter and seeing colors explode on a screen in the same way that you can do it with morality, where you can take a bunch of ayahuasca and then use that, override it still with your mind and just use it to, you know, practice whatever override it still with your mind and just use it to, you know, practice whatever kind So you got to make sure you get, you know, just because they do a bunch of ayahuasca or aboga or whatever doesn't mean they're good. | ||
You got to find the people who are on that true path, the path of light. | ||
So you think what happens is probably these people grow up in this horrible area, you know, third world country, really impoverished, and they probably find out to buy ayahuasca as a way to make money because there's an ayahuasca tourist trade. | ||
Maybe when you just reach a certain amount of fucked up, there's no pulling you back to civilization. | ||
Maybe the way the human body is programmed to survive in horrible, destitute situations. | ||
Really disgusting, violent situations. | ||
The human body is sort of designed to be able to function in those environments. | ||
It knows how to change and get wacky and crazy. | ||
You know, knows how to deal with war. | ||
It adapts. | ||
It adapts and that becomes the new reality. | ||
That becomes every day-to-day living now. | ||
And it just seems like when you go just a certain distance down the cunt hole, you know, it's like there's no pulling you back. | ||
That's true. | ||
Or perhaps in other cases, I think it's happened, you know, a lot of these traditions are taught grandfather to grandson. | ||
And I think the grandchildren start off I bet a lot of | ||
their downfall is Chicks from America with yoga pants come down there and I'm just trying to get spiritually clean. | ||
I'm just trying to open up my chakras and she's big juicy ass in yoga pants. | ||
And she's in love with this dude because he makes the magic brew and he knows how to call the dragon. | ||
And she's in fucking see-through yoga pants. | ||
Do you know they just fix those see-through yoga pants? | ||
What took so long to fix them? | ||
They should give them all out. | ||
That's the only fair thing to do. | ||
They should have shut the fuck up, is what they should have done. | ||
You knew what you were doing, you dirty freaks. | ||
What girl doesn't put those on and get in front of a mirror? | ||
Oh my god, you can see everything! | ||
I can't wear these! | ||
Oh my god, you can see everything! | ||
Should I wear these? | ||
Would you think I was a whore if I wore these? | ||
Oh my god, you can see it. | ||
Can you see everything? | ||
Am I being picky? | ||
They talk themselves out of it. | ||
They know that their box is just hanging out there. | ||
And a lot of these dirty freaks would go to yoga class with nothing on. | ||
Just these yoga tights. | ||
And literally you could read their lips. | ||
Literally. | ||
I said literally five times after I said I hate that I said it. | ||
Literally you did. | ||
Fuck, cunt. | ||
Cunt, fuck. | ||
Yeah, the only thing that this company should do is just hand them out for free. | ||
They should just shut the fuck up. | ||
They should just go radio silent and keep selling them. | ||
Keep selling them and go radio silent. | ||
And they go, are these yoga pants still see-through? | ||
Just go, huh? | ||
Huh? | ||
Huh? | ||
It looks great in you. | ||
Those look good for you. | ||
Go to the dressing rooms over there if you want to get changed. | ||
Or if they get sweaty, you can see through them. | ||
Just have a nice bright dressing room so none of those freaks can try foul. | ||
Just let them look at your box in the mirror. | ||
What's wrong with that? | ||
What's a little showing off a little box? | ||
How's that going to hurt anybody? | ||
It'd be good for everybody. | ||
That's what I'm saying. | ||
Except shamans. | ||
They ain't used to those American yoga freaks. | ||
They're used to a bunch of barefoot fisherman women. | ||
Yeah, it's true. | ||
You know what I mean? | ||
Too much to bear. | ||
Yeah, those milky white skin and a big juicy booty and stretching out in the jungle floor. | ||
You should get yoga pants on it. | ||
Maybe we can buy all the ones from Lululemon. | ||
Or maybe invest in hypercolor. | ||
I mean, I bet that's pretty cheap nowadays. | ||
Put out alpha tights. | ||
For guys to show their cocks. | ||
This would be the new alpha thing. | ||
Alpha tights. | ||
Everybody was like, why do I have to wear underwear? | ||
I'm just going to wear tights. | ||
And dudes would just wear tights everywhere. | ||
But they're see-through tights where you could just really show your cock. | ||
And that becomes a new thing. | ||
Look, it... | ||
I would believe that that would be the new thing before I would ever believe that there'd be dudes willing to pull their pants down to their balls and then belt them in place there and have your underwear hang out. | ||
And this would be like a super common practice. | ||
And then I'd be walking on the street and I'd see 5, 10, 20 young men with their fucking pants pulled down below the crack of their ass. | ||
And I'm like, what are you doing? | ||
Do you know how stupid this is? | ||
So I wouldn't believe that that would be possible, and it is. | ||
So I believe that the cock tights would be the shit. | ||
Was it from you that we were talking about that that was part of prison culture? | ||
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It is, yeah. | |
They don't have belts. | ||
You can't have belts because you can choke someone and death with it. | ||
You could kill yourself. | ||
And so they would sag their pants for easy access for their daddies to just bend them over and fork them. | ||
Well, the Booty Master, what was that guy's name? | ||
The one guy, the Booty Bandit, who was in that Locked Up show. | ||
Have you ever seen that show? | ||
No. | ||
You've never seen that. | ||
Brian, please pull that up since we have this amazing internet connection now. | ||
The Booty Bandit from Locked Up, or they also call him the most terrifying man on earth or something like that. | ||
But he was all talking about dudes that are sagging. | ||
And he goes, to me, that's sexy. | ||
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Yeah. | |
He's like, that's sexy. | ||
Like, you sag in front of me. | ||
Yeah. | ||
You find that? | ||
This is, uh... | ||
This guy's fucking terrifying. | ||
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But when Locke visited Kentucky State Penitentiary, we met Felice Johnson. | |
The booty warrior. | ||
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A long-time inmate. | |
The booty warrior. | ||
That's what he calls himself. | ||
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A very different kind of homosexuality. | |
Right. | ||
Yeah, he does. | ||
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But we have sexual desires, right? | |
So you got a bunch of men locked up in one place. | ||
All of them get whore. | ||
Yeah. | ||
All of them's haunted. | ||
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All of them got sexual desire. | |
So what are they going to do? | ||
We won't let them have a woman. | ||
They won't have each other. | ||
Somebody's going to have to keep on some booty. | ||
And it's just as simple. | ||
The most memorable story that the police told us. | ||
Look, that guy looks like the type of guy that he would lock in his cell and just fuck to death. | ||
Why don't they just send, like, returns, like, Fleshlight's returns, you know, refurbished ones, just send them to prison. | ||
I think Fleshlight did talk to the penal system. | ||
Booty. | ||
They weren't down with it. | ||
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More important than food. | |
Booty was more important than food. | ||
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A man's butt. | |
No, no. | ||
No, he had the first half correct and the second half terribly wrong. | ||
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It was more booty, having some booty was more important than drinking water. | |
Wow. | ||
Wow. | ||
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I like booty. | |
Oh my goodness. | ||
That's enough. | ||
I've heard enough. | ||
The booty warrior. | ||
I was listening to my buddy Donald Schultz who was out actually and they were chasing down rhino poachers, which was a pretty crazy experience because they're going after these rhino poachers that are killing these rhinos, just cutting off the horns, selling them to China to make Chinese people's dicks bigger supposedly, which is crazy. | ||
Is that really all it is? | ||
That's what they use it for? | ||
Yeah, that's the main thing they use it for is they grind it up and put it in dick pills in China. | ||
And it's really the same thing that's in your fingernails. | ||
It's collagen? | ||
Yeah, it has no actual properties that are doing anything. | ||
But there's all big horn, big dick. | ||
I apologize about my bad accent. | ||
Whoa, how dare you? | ||
If you didn't apologize, you would have been fine. | ||
The problem is you didn't own it. | ||
But that paradigm there is one of the reasons for these rhinos getting killed. | ||
So he goes out there. | ||
That's crazy. | ||
They end up shooting this footage, and then as they're coming up on these poachers, they get shot at. | ||
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Wap, wap, wap. | |
This is all on video. | ||
If you look up Donald Schultz, rhino, I don't know where you can find it. | ||
They get shot at by these poachers. | ||
And then you see them duck down like, oh shit, and they're filming this. | ||
And then his people pop up. | ||
He's from South Africa. | ||
His people pop up with AKs and just lay waste to where the poachers are. | ||
And the poachers have high-powered rifles. | ||
These guys have assault rifles. | ||
But they shot first at them. | ||
And it's a shoot-to-kill policy, apparently. | ||
But then they roll up on the poachers. | ||
One of them's dead. | ||
One of them's wounded. | ||
It's this crazy kind of scenario, right? | ||
But the poachers are in leagues with the actual police in there. | ||
It's all... | ||
They're paying them off. | ||
It's all part of the money system. | ||
So as they were leaving, they get stopped by the police, and they're looking for footage of, you know, kind of what went down. | ||
And they hid the footage in, I think, some parachute bags or something like that. | ||
And police are giving them hell, and they just go, you know, we're going to throw you in jail, and you're going to come out different. | ||
And what they meant by that was that there's something called slow puncture, where they put you in a cell with another dude with HIV, and then he rapes you. | ||
And then they let you go after he rapes you enough times. | ||
And then you go home and you die of AIDS at home. | ||
And they call it slow puncture for people that they can't actually press charges on. | ||
Whoa. | ||
But they want to fuck you for life. | ||
And so they were threatening them with that. | ||
But they held the bluff firm, got the tapes out, and have been trying to raise awareness to... | ||
To save the rhinos, but it's a fucking crazy scenario. | ||
That's scary. | ||
Scary. | ||
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Slow puncture. | |
Get caught in an African prison, son. | ||
Don't do it. | ||
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Oh! | |
Don't do it. | ||
How fucking terrifying is that being? | ||
And if you do, if you're about to get raped, just fight for your goddamn life. | ||
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That's it. | |
Yeah. | ||
Jesus. | ||
I mean, there's no point where you tap. | ||
You're going to war. | ||
Yeah. | ||
You're going to war to the death the first day. | ||
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That's it. | |
And you're probably going to die. | ||
You may die. | ||
Most likely. | ||
Most likely. | ||
But go out on your shield, son. | ||
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Go out on your shield, son! | |
Or don't go to Africa. | ||
That's another one. | ||
Imagine if Africa was the only place left. | ||
Imagine if there was some crazy fucking catastrophe. | ||
Most of the world got wiped out except the continent of Africa. | ||
And we all hopped over there in boats from all over the world and battled it out for a chunk of the Congo. | ||
Carve your stake in Africa. | ||
The rest of the world is just a waste. | ||
Just a giant wasteland. | ||
A small... | ||
Well, Africa's beautiful. | ||
It's just, you know, all the people and influences and all the bullshit, all the corruption that's fucked it up. | ||
There's a lot that's fucked it up. | ||
And it's so fucked up in so many ways. | ||
It's like, how do you bring Somalia back, you know? | ||
Very true. | ||
How do you bring Liberia back? | ||
How do you snap those back to the standards of, you know, European cities like London? | ||
I don't know. | ||
I mean, the corruption is so deep-seated. | ||
There's that problem, and then there's the, you know, kind of Middle East fundamentalist problem. | ||
Sure. | ||
It's also, like, nobody has any desire to go and use resources to help these poor people out. | ||
These people who live in Liberia or live in Somalia or live in any of the really poor sections of Africa, like, they got a really shit-roll of the dice, location-wise. | ||
They were born in an incredibly impoverished place. | ||
And it's like there's got to be something that the rest of the world, like, got to, like, be honest about where these people are. | ||
The rest of the world is like, well, you know, they can pull themselves up by their bootstraps just like we did over here in Munich. | ||
But no, like, the infrastructure of some spots is, like, so much better to get born in those spots. | ||
I mean, I saw when I was there in the slums, you know, you would see these shanties, these little shacks of basically... | ||
Sheet metal, and that's it. | ||
Sheet metal, and they kind of put it towards the ground just to keep a little sun off their head and a little bit of shade in the day. | ||
But they'd be on hills, right? | ||
And there's no septic system, so they'd be on hills. | ||
So the people at the top of the hill would just be going to the bathroom in their huts, and the sewage would just slide through all of the rest of the places down underneath that. | ||
And disease was everywhere, you see. | ||
And it's a really intense, intense scenario. | ||
And generally a very good people, but one of the things, and very cool people there that you meet, but one of the problems is that the best way to get ahead in Africa right now, the way to get the most money, is not start a business, be an entrepreneur, create something. | ||
It's to get a grant. | ||
So we have some of the brightest, smartest Africans instead of trying to create businesses. | ||
And of course some of them do. | ||
But I noticed a lot of really the smartest people I meet were coming trying to write grants and just trying to get money instead of focusing on starting a business, building something from the grassroots. | ||
So it's almost like some of the help that we're providing is not really helping long term. | ||
It's just I can't get the gold out. | ||
Yeah, I can't get the gold out. | ||
Dear sir. | ||
You know how easy it is to get gold anywhere? | ||
Everybody will buy gold. | ||
So if anybody comes to you and says, hey, I just can't sell this gold, man, they're full of shit. | ||
And the other one is they like to do the inheritance one. | ||
You have to pay some legal fees. | ||
Right. | ||
Just a few grand in legal fees and the money's coming, bro. | ||
It's going to be the craziest thing you've ever seen. | ||
Yeah. | ||
We never run out of money forever. | ||
Start buying a house. | ||
You don't even need a down payment. | ||
Just tell them about this and you'll just take... | ||
Money in the bank. | ||
Nigerian scammers, I guess, they just got super desperado, a bunch of smart dudes, and then just hopped in and started figuring out how to scam white people. | ||
Right. | ||
oh Nigerian scams are working let's do it nobody knows shit about Nigeria they took it to the next level they pretended to be Nigerian but they're really like from Sweden or some shit go ahead I was just going to say, speaking of Sweden or some shit, I was thinking of foreign countries where this guy can go that leaked the NSA documents. | ||
He's hiding. | ||
You know this whole story? | ||
Yeah, more than other WikiLeaks kind of stuff. | ||
Yeah, exactly. | ||
It's the one that showed us that the NSA has been following every phone call on Verizon. | ||
It's been collecting metadata about every transaction you have, every... | ||
Every interaction that you've had. | ||
What do you think the ultimate endgame is for that? | ||
I guess it's if anybody is a problem, they can just go back to the records and fuck you up, right? | ||
Is that the idea? | ||
Because they're not going to be able to pour through that data and just pick on people because someone said, oh yeah, I'm going to smoke some weed or whatever. | ||
I mean, I really don't think that's the plan. | ||
I think it's just they have it just in case they need a... | ||
I think, yeah, that's the idea. | ||
It's not that they want to invade your privacy, but that if you turn out to be a creep, they want it to be really easy to be able to pull out any data on you. | ||
The problem is that it's like so Orwellian. | ||
And you're giving people this incredible power to peer into people's privacy, and what do we lose in return for that? | ||
Well, we really lose all privacy. | ||
Because all privacy, when you're interacting with, unless you're talking in a closed room, and even then, if you go into foreign places that are working on secret shit, like embassies and stuff, they won't let you bring iPhones. | ||
Do you know why? | ||
Because you can't take a battery out of an iPhone. | ||
Amber Lyon taught us that. | ||
When she was working for CNN, she'd do these big-time interviews, and she would have to get an Android phone so they could take the battery out. | ||
Otherwise, they can have that thing working remotely, and they can spy on you. | ||
All that technology is available. | ||
They could just set your phone off while you're hanging out in your office planning your dastardly attack on Gotham City with your fucking superhero friends or whatever, and they can record it all. | ||
That would be less scary if every law in the U.S. was perfectly just. | ||
There was only just laws. | ||
You're allowed to experiment with your own consciousness. | ||
The financial system has to be cleaned up first. | ||
But imagine that. | ||
I mean, all the shit that we're worried about, what are we worried about? | ||
We're worried about, eh, smoking weed. | ||
I guess someone could fuck you up maybe if you're being unfaithful to your girlfriend, but you shouldn't be doing that shit anyways. | ||
But, you know, that's something that still, it's nobody's business. | ||
But if at least the laws were just, then it wouldn't be such a pain in the ass. | ||
But because we have all these unjust laws where we can be thrown in jail for an indefinite period of time, you know, it becomes scary for everybody. | ||
Those two things you brought up, too, should have absolutely nothing to do with the law. | ||
Infidelity or marijuana. | ||
There's nothing to do with the law. | ||
Law should be all about protecting people. | ||
It should be protecting people from violence, protecting people from theft, protecting people from injustice, and ensuring a harmonious community. | ||
And that's really what it should be all about. | ||
If that's what all the laws were, you'd be pumped to see the cops. | ||
You'd be like, oh sweet, the cops are here. | ||
Awesome. | ||
They're going to keep everything safe. | ||
Instead of being like, motherfucker, stop creeping. | ||
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Stop creeping. | |
Well, you know, I've been really, like I said, listening to this Dan Carlin podcast. | ||
I've listened to dozens of them over the last couple of weeks. | ||
And it's amazing how good we have it today, just compared to like the 1500s. | ||
Like the way the people were living just 500 plus years ago, it's just, it's total insanity. | ||
Total insanity. | ||
We would be in hell if we were forced to be back there. | ||
It was such a short period of time ago. | ||
It's like, we... | ||
Without a doubt, there's a lot of room for improvement in this society, in this culture. | ||
But we're seeing an awareness right in front of our eyes that I'm not even sure if we've totally understood the impact of it yet. | ||
Because what you're seeing with this NSA leak thing and WikiLeaks, you're seeing this forced response. | ||
In this grand global way. | ||
Like, they have to respond to these things in a global way. | ||
Like, the whole UK is... | ||
They're writing articles about it, and newspapers are writing articles about it. | ||
Hong Kong, the fact that this guy was on the run, the FBI's looking for him. | ||
This is a worldwide publicity disaster for the NSA. And it's been created by one person who took a stand. | ||
And now they're going after that person as if he's some sort of a terrorist. | ||
One person that showed that, hey, you guys are kind of violating the Constitution. | ||
Like, what's going on here? | ||
Do we have a Constitution anymore? | ||
Oh, no, this NDAA thing that you fucks passed, that sort of bypassed the Constitution. | ||
So now, all this illegal shit, or that used to be illegal, you made it legal, so you think you're doing an okay job. | ||
Is that what's going on here? | ||
This is clearly bad governing. | ||
Clearly. | ||
And I think that transparency... | ||
It's being exhibited in like this reaction to this NSA whistleblower thing where people, you know, like the president's having to defend it now. | ||
And one of the things he was saying, I was just talking about this to Duncan. | ||
We were talking about how Obama was like, you know, this is something we should definitely have a debate about. | ||
I'm definitely open to talking about this. | ||
Well, really, why was it a secret then? | ||
Why did somebody have to leak this? | ||
Why didn't you discuss this with people and explain the pros and cons of losing this much secrecy, of losing this much privacy? | ||
That's ridiculous. | ||
There's not that many threats to this world. | ||
I don't buy it. | ||
I think they're doing a great job in shutting down threats. | ||
If you stop and look at how many threats have turned into actual terror attacks, Besides the Boston one and besides a couple other ones, there's very few. | ||
Very few. | ||
When you compare them to actual days of the week, you compare them to actual human interactions that take place throughout 50 states and numerous cities all throughout the day, all over the time, there's very few like those shitheads from Boston. | ||
There's very few, like, you know, whether it's a 9-11 that happened in 2001 or... | ||
Because they can squash most of them without reading every fucking email you send. | ||
They shouldn't be able to read everybody's shit. | ||
That's ridiculous. | ||
You know, I think if you could prove that you were just and that you were looking out for the best interest of man, maybe you should be able to go and like look into this stuff without a warrant. | ||
But because it's been proven, like, the IRS goes after conservative Tea Party groups, like, much more than they go after liberal people. | ||
They, like, they just got busted for doing that. | ||
Like, chasing down these Tea Party fucks and making their life hell. | ||
Harassing them. | ||
Like, making their experience with paying their just taxes much more difficult. | ||
Well, the beauty is that the age of information, the internet, is allowing all of these people to band together and make a force on their own. | ||
Because back in the day, imagine if you had to gather a large group of people. | ||
You couldn't do it. | ||
You'd have to put out an ad, and then you'd have to get that ad approved by whatever newspaper you were going to do. | ||
Or find a reputable news outlet that you could go tell your story to. | ||
But now with the internet, these things can spread and these things can gather and people can communicate. | ||
And that's a force that I don't think the powers that be are fully comprehending and are ready to reckon with. | ||
Dianne Feinstein was explaining that we needed to do these things because we need to stop terrorism. | ||
And when she was saying this, I was imagining that this person gets to speak for me. | ||
I was imagining the ridiculousness of this person getting to speak for me, this silly person, who if there was a couple of us and she started talking, we'd be like, okay, yeah. | ||
Stop talking. | ||
You're talking nonsense. | ||
Like, you're talking nonsense. | ||
If she was just around us right now and she was explaining why that would be important, she would look like a buffoon within a couple of minutes' time. | ||
She would be stammering. | ||
It would be a disaster. | ||
There's no argument there. | ||
And there's not a single argument that you could point to where a competent society that cares about its citizens and it cares about the quality of life, which includes respect for your privacy. | ||
That that culture would allow these ass fucks to just download every email you send. | ||
Duncan had a great way of describing it today. | ||
He said, could you imagine if the government in the 1960s said, hey, everybody that sends a letter through the mail, we're going to take it and Xerox it, and then we're not going to read it, but we're going to have it, and then we're going to send it back to you. | ||
And we're going to just keep all your letters in a storage facility in Utah. | ||
You'd be like, get the fuck out of here. | ||
You don't get to read my letters. | ||
Why do you need to read? | ||
You're just... | ||
Because when a person calls themselves the cops or the CIA or the FBI, they put themselves into some sort of a group, and then all of a sudden they believe they have power that a regular person doesn't have. | ||
Because if there's only two people on the planet, you and Mr. FBI guy, and Mr. FBI guy is like, I believe you might be plotting terrorism, so I'm going to read your emails. | ||
You're like, emails to who, you fuck? | ||
It's just you and me. | ||
No, you can't read my email. | ||
Get out of here. | ||
Go fuck yourself. | ||
You're just a person. | ||
But when you're in a group and you're the NSA or the CIA or the FBI or any fucking other three letters you want to string together, all of a sudden you have the power to go and do really rude shit to people. | ||
And that's the problem with the big groups. | ||
And rude by throwing them in jail indefinitely. | ||
I mean, beyond rude. | ||
I mean, it's rude when your girlfriend reads your phone texts, even if you haven't done anything wrong. | ||
It's just rude. | ||
It's rude when people dig into people I write in journals and things like that. | ||
And one of the most sacred things to me is that nobody picks those motherfuckers up. | ||
Because if somebody goes in and reads that journal, that means that every time I'm writing my innermost thoughts, there's going to be a little censor voice up there saying, Oh, well, what if somebody reads this shit? | ||
I better not write this exactly how it is. | ||
And as soon as that censor voice comes on, the whole practice of writing in the journal is fucked. | ||
That's why you should always write in a journal after you beat off. | ||
That way you're at your most honest. | ||
You already know you're a piece of shit. | ||
Just spell it out. | ||
I recently got out of a situation where somebody did that, you know, where somebody went in my phone and screenshotted every single text I have, every single photo, every single thing, and sent it to themselves. | ||
And that now questions me when I talk to anybody, even if it's something legit. | ||
I don't even want to type it down anymore because of that. | ||
Yeah. | ||
I mean, there's like that program that's popular right now, Snapchat, you know, where you send the photo and then it expires in three seconds of your balls and stuff. | ||
People found out a way to hack that now, so you can go in there and take all those photos and all those videos that are supposed to be gone forever. | ||
Well, all you have to do, they're so silly, all you have to do is have two phones. | ||
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Right. | |
And you take a photo of the photo, and that way you don't even have to get a screenshot. | ||
You just fucked up the game. | ||
There are so many... | ||
It's a weak game. | ||
That weak game is weak. | ||
There are so many vagina shots that you just censored. | ||
No, these motherfuckers are playing tic-tac-toe. | ||
Listen, there's no girls with workable vaginas that we're going to send good pictures anyway. | ||
It's all... | ||
The game's terrible. | ||
It's a terrible game. | ||
But that is scary, though. | ||
If you think about it, because texting is so popular nowadays, you don't realize what you're typing to people. | ||
You're typing secrets that only you and that person are supposed to know. | ||
And then six months later, you lose your phone. | ||
Or you lose your phone, and you're like, oh, look at this guy. | ||
What are you talking about? | ||
Oh, look at this. | ||
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Ooh, ooh. | |
You don't think of shit like that. | ||
You should make your journal. | ||
You should write it in a very specific... | ||
Do you have those... | ||
You know those scholastic white and black book covers? | ||
There's like that weird pattern that they had and it was a hard cover. | ||
Like TV that was... | ||
Well, you should only write in those, right? | ||
And write my journal. | ||
And then make up a dummy one with one of those ink bombs like they have for bags that they give away during bank robberies. | ||
And once you open some of your shit, blammy! | ||
Right in the mug. | ||
Purple mug all over your face. | ||
Yeah, yeah. | ||
Green with envy and rotten desire. | ||
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Boom. | |
Just you fucking green fuckhead all over. | ||
I like it. | ||
Dirty green, like a rotten, stinky green. | ||
Or not. | ||
Or don't write ridiculous shit down on paper and leave it around your house. | ||
If I was staying over your house, I'd probably fucking read it. | ||
If I went to use your bathroom and I took a leak and I was like, what is this motherfucker writing? | ||
And I'm on the shitter reading it and you're like, why are you still in there, man? | ||
Oh, dude, I'm constipated. | ||
And then you realize that your book is in there and I'm reading your book, most likely. | ||
Don't leave your journal in the shitter. | ||
I only have books in the shitter if I'm not taking my kale shakes. | ||
Because if I'm on a regular kale shake program, the way I describe it is like a tunnel and then those zombies from World War Z are running down the tunnel just all stacking on top of each other. | ||
That's what the kale shake is. | ||
It just fills up your entire pipe. | ||
With a thick, green, gooey substance, because I down about 30 ounces. | ||
And then those motherfuckers just push everything out, and it's a wild ride. | ||
Yeah, man, you know what, dude? | ||
I told you someone on the message board actually found out how much of that shit is in kale, as opposed to other things. | ||
Celery has more than kale. | ||
Yeah, well, the doctor said that. | ||
The doctor said that while he was here. | ||
I feel good when I... The doctor. | ||
Not the doctor. | ||
Dave Asprey? | ||
Dave Asprey. | ||
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You call him a doctor? | |
I didn't mean that. | ||
How dare you. | ||
But he said that on the podcast, but it still has a lot in it. | ||
No, I don't think he said that. | ||
I think he said celery had less, actually. | ||
Whoever corrected him online, apparently they corrected him. | ||
What he said was incorrect. | ||
It was just a misdate, whatever he said. | ||
But the way to combat that, apparently, that's effective, is calcium. | ||
And adding calcium to your kale shake is supposed to offset the effects of any of that acid. | ||
Take your nightly TPC. It's got it in there. | ||
But what I was going to say is people discount the feedback that you're getting from your body yourself. | ||
You feel good when you have a kale shake, right? | ||
You can feel it. | ||
If there was something poisonous in that, I really trust that the body would be like, yo, don't drink this. | ||
It's pussy feels good as regular pussy. | ||
No, it doesn't. | ||
It's supposed to be really warm. | ||
Yeah. | ||
But, you know, I mean, people, it's the same, I mean, you can apply that same if you really kind of pay attention to those signals coming back. | ||
You can learn a lot from that. | ||
And that's, you know, with this, you know, the earth-grown nutrients thing that Mike Dolce is always preaching about, you can tell the difference. | ||
And then you get these weird kind of ideas. | ||
I mean, I like a lot of the Asprey principles about high fat, but if you take some of that stuff too literally and start hammering, like, lots of butter... | ||
And you just don't feel that great all the time, you know? | ||
But if you're following a more kind of common sense and just listening to the feedback from your body, I tend to trust that more, just kind of feeling what feels good. | ||
Yeah, but it's also good to have some real science and knowledge behind it too, which I think Asprey, you know, he takes a lot of heat, but he knows a lot of shit. | ||
And he's not a professional. | ||
So if he gets something wrong occasionally, you've got to realize that guy also runs an IT company. | ||
People are always accusing him of trying to hawk his items, which he definitely is over-bulletproofing everything. | ||
I asked him if he had a bulletproof wife, if he goes home to his bulletproof marriage and has bulletproof sex. | ||
He's just starting a business. | ||
He's got great ideas, though. | ||
He's got great ideas. | ||
But the point is, that guy had free shit up on his website for a long time. | ||
There's still... | ||
A ton of free information, like really in detail, excellent stuff that he's pulled down. | ||
He has references. | ||
He tells you where he read it. | ||
He tells you what it's about. | ||
He tells you what the benefits of these certain things are. | ||
It's really good stuff. | ||
And I know that his He's on a quest to try to figure out the ultimate combination of foods and exercises and treatments to rehabilitate injuries. | ||
And he's right about a lot of shit. | ||
He gave me a great tip on that prolozone therapy for back issues. | ||
It's fucking tremendous. | ||
It's tremendous. | ||
He's got a lot of real wacky ideas. | ||
Bulletproof coffees. | ||
Genius shit. | ||
That's a genius invention. | ||
It's another one of those things where you can really... | ||
Feel it. | ||
Yeah, well, combining it with fats so that it's a slow release of caffeine, that's what coffee always needed. | ||
That's what coffee was missing all this time. | ||
That fucking jolt that you get when you down a 20-ounce Starbucks that's black, you get that weird, shaky, like, oh, fuck. | ||
That real druggy feeling. | ||
Too much, man. | ||
Yeah, but put some butter in there, put some coconut oil, some MCT, it changes the game. | ||
Yeah, that slow release. | ||
That's wonderful. | ||
You know what else has really changed the game for me, and maybe I'll tell my whole hunting story too here if we want to get into it, but I went out on that hunt down in South Texas, and we got a lot of meat back from that hunt. | ||
Every single time I have that meat as compared to some other meat, I mean, the way that I feel it digest, the way that I feel it absorb, it's completely different. | ||
Yeah, it's fantastic. | ||
It feels completely different. | ||
And even if you're buying some kind of grass-fed cow steak, You know, this wild game that we went out and procured ourselves, I mean, it's not only delicious, I mean, everything we've had has been pretty fucking good. | ||
Maybe one dud, but most of the stuff, we're making fajitas, we're making stew, we're making tacos, we're making steaks, we're making stir fries, and all of this shit. | ||
You're making me hungry! | ||
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I know. | |
It's been amazing. | ||
But that was a really cool experience, and it may be something that we've... | ||
I know we've talked about doing something like that for Onnit. | ||
So really, how it could potentially work. | ||
And it's a challenging scenario. | ||
So hopefully, just know that we're working on it, guys, and potentially make this possible. | ||
Because I think... | ||
The health benefits are there, and the whole process is really valuable. | ||
Because if you've gone your whole life, and I know you've made this pitch too, but if you've gone your whole life, and all you do is show up to the grocery store, pick some cellophane-wrapped piece of meat that all you identify is as a steak, you really don't get it. | ||
You really don't understand what you're doing. | ||
Even if you do, you don't. | ||
You don't fully get it until you've been there inside the animal, arms covered in blood, actually cutting those pieces of meat out of something you've killed. | ||
That changes your reality. | ||
Then you have a full appreciation for what you're doing. | ||
So what we did out there in South Texas is there's these ranches. | ||
This one was 10,000 acres. | ||
So there is a confined space. | ||
It is 10,000 acres. | ||
But these animals are procreating. | ||
They're just kind of loosely measuring the herds because they're mostly wild. | ||
The problem with hunting most native game is there's very select seasons in which you're allowed to hunt them. | ||
So you have to really kind of stock up. | ||
If you're going to hunt whitetail, you better be in October and you better book some shit in advance or go somewhere that's very small seasons. | ||
So what these exotic ranches have done, if it's non-native game, you're allowed to Basically, take animals from the herd all throughout the year. | ||
So they've gotten species of animals from different parts of the world. | ||
And they're just, you know, that country's version of the deer. | ||
So there's fallow deer, which come from Europe. | ||
There's some black buck, which come, I think they're from Indonesia, tiger food. | ||
There's some axis deer, which also come from around that area. | ||
Black buck might be Somewhere else. | ||
And then there's oryx and attics and all these different kind of antelope and deer that they get. | ||
And they're just living it up out in South Texas. | ||
The plants down there have roughly 30% protein. | ||
And even though they're sparse, they have pretty good adequate protein. | ||
And when there is kind of a drought, they do supplement it with a little extra food as well. | ||
But they're pretty much just living off the land and thriving and procreating. | ||
And so you're going down there, and not only is it like a cool safari where you're seeing all these exotic creatures, you're actually able to go out and take your rifle and hop out on some sticks or, you know, track them down in these kind of outdoor vehicles, which are like these commando-style suburbans, and go hunting for an animal that you're going to take then and butcher and have meat for. | ||
Man, I've been eating the same deer for like three months now. | ||
So it's a really fucking cool experience where you're out there in the land and these animals are, you know, ostensibly as wild as other animals. | ||
I mean, they're not sensitized to the truck. | ||
A few of the species are. | ||
They get kind of used to the truck and that would be a little weird to shoot. | ||
But these black bucks, I mean, I was out there hunting for the entirety of the day and I really didn't think I was going to get one. | ||
You know, I was hoping to get one, but I kind of... | ||
Said, you know, alright, if today's not the right day to take an animal, so be it. | ||
So we're out cruising around, and every animal that came within about 250 yards was just scattering. | ||
And I knew the ballistics on my gun, I wasn't going to comfortably take a shot that was over about, you know, 150 to 180. Just because at that point, my particular ballistics on the bullet, the bullet was going to drop about 4 to 6 inches. | ||
So you'd have to gauge that? | ||
So you'd have to gauge that. | ||
Do you have like one of those goggles that you look through and it gives you the number? | ||
No, I didn't have that. | ||
So it was all by, you know, we had a guide there, and he'd be like, yeah, that's about 190. Take him out, son. | ||
That's about 190. Get her done. | ||
So anyway, so we finally, it's the very end of the day, I didn't think I was going to get anything, and we see this black buck doe at the very top of the hill about 260 yards away. | ||
Instead of scattering, I was like, oh great, she's just going to run away like everything else does. | ||
Instead of scattering away, it ran like right towards the truck for 80 yards. | ||
So it was like at 160. And this is like right when the sun was kind of starting to set. | ||
Definitely the last chance I had. | ||
So I made like a quick makeshift brace. | ||
Saw it in the crosshairs, tried to steady my heartbeat from pounding, and try to keep the crosshairs from dancing all over the thing, seeing sky, seeing ground, and then focus in, take a deep breath. | ||
And then it just kind of turned just the right way, and I pulled the trigger. | ||
Wah! | ||
You know, a big blast. | ||
And then it was just full adrenaline from there. | ||
I saw it rear up in the air, fell to the ground, and I remember running up to it because I knew that if it was in pain, They say to kind of wait and see if it gets up. | ||
I wasn't really down with that. | ||
I wanted to make sure that if it was there that I could ease its suffering as quickly as possible. | ||
So I just dropped the gun and went up there. | ||
I knew I hit it pretty good and sprinted up. | ||
Why'd you drop the gun? | ||
It's just it was heavy and clumsy. | ||
I had a knife on my A knife? | ||
I had a knife on my side. | ||
So you're going to do it knife style? | ||
You weren't going to use the gun? | ||
No. | ||
Well, because the gun can spoil meat, right? | ||
If you miss with the gun, you could hit a shoulder, which is going to be 10 pounds of meat. | ||
You could, you know, miss and clip some back strap. | ||
You could, you know, really the cleanest way to do it to preserve the meat, which is why you're doing it. | ||
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Right. | |
So you can kill less animals is with a knife. | ||
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Right. | |
Dude, be honest. | ||
You were excited about killing it with a knife. | ||
There's something about you right now that's creeping me out. | ||
I'm thinking of you going to stray caveman, biting an ear while you saw him. | ||
Well, I'll tell you all the emotions that went through, really, at that point. | ||
Just leave out horny. | ||
Right. | ||
That didn't cross the path. | ||
So we ran up there, and obviously your heart's pounding, and it's a really weird experience. | ||
And I go up and I see it. | ||
And it was still alive, but it was probably bleeding out. | ||
It was definitely bleeding out. | ||
It caught a piece of the heart, a lot of lung. | ||
And it was definitely bleeding out, but I wanted to make sure that it didn't suffer. | ||
But at the point that I got up there, the feeling wasn't any feeling of like, you know, it was nothing but just pure gratitude and appreciation for this animal. | ||
And I put my hand on its neck and pulled the knife out, which is actually a very special knife to me. | ||
It was one that my uncle gave to me before he passed away. | ||
And I put my hand on its neck and quieted myself and then put it into the heart. | ||
And I could feel the heart reverberating through the blade of the knife into my hand. | ||
And I pulled it out and just kept my hands, one hand on its chest and one hand On its neck and could kind of sense the life leave the body. | ||
And, you know, I said a little prayer, kind of avatar style. | ||
Wrote one up beforehand. | ||
You know, basically the idea is, you know, as your spirit goes back to the source to nourish new life, may your flesh, you know, nourish our bodies in this life. | ||
You know, thank you, sister. | ||
That's very avatar-like, dude. | ||
That's very avatar-like. | ||
If you said it next to me, I would never let you live it down. | ||
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I'd be saying... | |
Thank you, oh sister. | ||
That's true. | ||
While we're eating it, I'll be laughing. | ||
I'll be like, you silly bitch. | ||
And our guide would do the same thing. | ||
Most of the people down in South Texas. | ||
The guide did it too? | ||
No, they would say the same thing as you. | ||
I mean, this is for me what I needed to do. | ||
I thought you were saying they would say the same thing as you. | ||
No, no, no. | ||
Nobody would say the same thing as me. | ||
But for me, that's what I needed to say. | ||
I'm giving you a hard time, but the reality is that's a beautiful way of approaching it. | ||
I mean, it's just something easy to make fun of, and I'm a hack. | ||
It was right there. | ||
I couldn't let it go. | ||
So I look at its eyes, its face, and its face was covered in these spines. | ||
And so I thought it hit a cactus. | ||
And they were like all up in its eyeball and stuff like that. | ||
And then I smell the flick. | ||
I hear the flick of a lighter and a cigarette. | ||
And it's our country guy. | ||
He had like a Budweiser and a cigarette. | ||
I don't know. | ||
He's a South Texas guy. | ||
He says, oh, porcupine spines. | ||
You won't see that one time in a thousand. | ||
And so basically, some porcupine had whacked it in the face, and the spines were working their way through its eyeball. | ||
So it was kind of a cool feeling to know that at that point, I had taken an animal out of its misery, so to speak, too, which was not necessarily my idea. | ||
I was going to take an animal that presented it, but... | ||
That happened to be the one that presented itself. | ||
But then the really weird thing happened. | ||
I got really angry at the porcupine. | ||
Like, my love for the animal, my appreciation for the animal was so strong that I fucking hated that porcupine. | ||
Really? | ||
Like, I felt like that was an enemy. | ||
Like, if someone, you know, slapped your sister. | ||
Yeah, no. | ||
The porcupine, all it did is poke it in the eye. | ||
You fucking stabbed it. | ||
Shot it and stabbed it. | ||
You went straight Detroit on that fucking poor deer, and you're like, cunty porcupine. | ||
That's what's ironic, is that, I mean, I'm the killer. | ||
I killed it. | ||
The porcupine was just doing its thing, but I hated the porcupine like it was something that slapped a friend of mine. | ||
That's so weird. | ||
Yeah, well, I guess you had an intense experience with it. | ||
Yeah, so then from there, we went there and skinned it. | ||
You have to avoid the stomach, because the stomach smells like old guacamole. | ||
It smells terrible, so I tried not to puncture that. | ||
I got a little nick in it. | ||
But I did a pretty good job. | ||
And then you clear all the guts out and then cut all the pieces away. | ||
But then we went fully from there to skinning it and then butchering it entirely. | ||
And it was cool to feel. | ||
The best part of the meat is the tenderloin. | ||
That's what all this tenderloin meat is. | ||
It's really tender. | ||
But not until I was up in there actually cutting the tenderloin out and feeling what it felt like. | ||
It feels more like organ meat than regular meat. | ||
You know, did I understand, like, oh, this is a different part of the animal. | ||
You know, this part of the animal is up inside, like, the cavity itself. | ||
It's not on the exterior part, so it works less. | ||
It's just different. | ||
It feels different. | ||
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Yeah. | |
And that's why it tastes so delicious. | ||
And then the other parts, like the haunches, the backstrap, they have, like, kind of a more sinewy, grittier feel. | ||
Well, the backstrap is the... | ||
Up along the spine. | ||
It is the loin, yeah. | ||
No, the backstrap is right along the spine. | ||
Right. | ||
On either side, on the exterior, the tenderloin is actually up inside the animal, underneath, like you go inside the ribcage. | ||
So it's connected to the backstrap? | ||
It's another section of it? | ||
No, it's a completely different section. | ||
I thought it was the same thing. | ||
Yeah, no, the backstrap is alongside of the spine, and then the tenderloin is up underneath There's a really cool video of a dude taking apart a pig. | ||
I have it on my Twitter if you want to see it. | ||
It's kind of fucked up. | ||
It's on my Twitter from a while ago, so I don't know what the name of the video is. | ||
See if you can find it, Brian, because I know you're not doing anything else. | ||
You want to show that on Ustream? | ||
Uh, I think you can. | ||
Dude taking apart the pig. | ||
But my point is, when you watch it, like, you watch, like, the set, like, oh, well, there's bacon. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Oh, well, there's the ham hocks. | ||
Oh, well, there's that. | ||
There's this. | ||
There's the pork loin. | ||
There's the, when you're watching it, like, be dissected from an actual pig broken down, and he does it in, like, three minutes. | ||
They're fast. | ||
Yeah. | ||
This guy just hacks through this fucking thing. | ||
He uses a saw in some spots. | ||
This isn't it. | ||
This is taking apart, but this is taking apart a cooked pig. | ||
This guy's got a raw one. | ||
That's the one you want. | ||
You want the raw pig. | ||
Gross. | ||
I think this is probably... | ||
Yep. | ||
Well, this isn't the one that I had seen, but this is similar, where they just start slicing through, and it goes from an animal to meat. | ||
And it makes that weird transition. | ||
But when you kill it yourself, it never makes that transition. | ||
Even when it's meat, it's like there's a re... | ||
When you put that steak on the grill and you're seasoning it and you're cooking it, like this is a weird connection with that animal that you killed. | ||
Absolutely. | ||
Absolutely. | ||
Most people don't get that, you know? | ||
They don't ever have a chance to get that. | ||
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Yeah. | |
And it's definitely something completely different. | ||
It changes your whole opinion of the meat. | ||
Probably there's some placebo effect in there because of your emotional state towards the animal. | ||
But there's also... | ||
It really feels like there's something tangible there too. | ||
Some deeper appreciation that actually manifests. | ||
I don't know. | ||
Your mind is so important in so many bodily functions. | ||
To think that your mind couldn't affect your digestion or absorption or things like that, I don't think that's unreasonable either. | ||
But whatever it is, whether it's tangible or whether it's mental, the connection and the way that you... | ||
You know, approach and digest, assimilate that meat, which was, you know, energy from another animal. | ||
It's just different. | ||
Yeah, and even if it's not, I mean, it is healthy, and if you think it's different, it becomes different. | ||
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Yeah. | |
If you have this, even like, It's hard to dismiss the emotional connection that you have to it. | ||
Because that emotional connection is very important. | ||
It is. | ||
Emotional connections are something that people poo-poo. | ||
Oh, you're just emotionally attached to that. | ||
Well, maybe it's good. | ||
Maybe it's something that you like. | ||
Keep that thing. | ||
Whatever the fuck we're talking about. | ||
Emotional connections are not necessarily bad. | ||
And if you have an emotional connection like that, it would make the meat feel better. | ||
Make you feel better like... | ||
Every time we cook this deer, we're pumped. | ||
We're excited about it. | ||
Oh, this tastes so good! | ||
And it really does taste good. | ||
But just the feeling of having gone out there and caught it, butchered it, put it in our freezer, and then cooked it up, it's like a connection to something that... | ||
Our ancestors have been doing for thousands of years. | ||
Yeah, it really is. | ||
It's weird. | ||
Even when you're doing it in a place with fences. | ||
Yeah. | ||
I mean, it's not like going to Africa and taking out a wild zebra, which, by the way, apparently are delicious. | ||
Apparently zebras tastes good. | ||
I never had horse before until I went to Joe Beef in Montreal. | ||
And they serve this horse. | ||
Oh my god. | ||
It's goddamn delicious. | ||
A lot of cultures ate a lot of horses. | ||
People hate you saying that, man. | ||
They hate you saying that. | ||
And I get it. | ||
I've seen people on their horses. | ||
That's like their dog. | ||
Is pony better? | ||
I wonder. | ||
It's probably more tender. | ||
Smaller. | ||
I don't know. | ||
The Shetland ponies are little tough, right? | ||
Yeah. | ||
Anything with, like, the crazy pom-pom feet, don't eat that. | ||
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It's probably a crazy-ass fucker. | |
Budweiser horses. | ||
Yeah, those are big fucking horses, too, man. | ||
What are they? | ||
Chippendales? | ||
What are they called? | ||
Clydesdales? | ||
Clydesdales. | ||
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Chippendales. | |
Those can be big stallions too, Brad. | ||
Oh, you went with the gay voice. | ||
So when you went with the Chinese voice earlier and the gay voice now, you son of a bitch. | ||
You son of a bitch. | ||
So what we would do if we were going to have an Onnit hunting thing is basically just use that... | ||
Branch and you know just work it through like they could do it through us through our website We explain it maybe map out your experience Whitney's experience and yeah, I'm gonna go there soon to my experience I want to shoot a buffalo I got a bit and in people like it's not very sporting I just want to eat a buffalo and I want to shoot out of me I want to I have a giant freezer and I'm gonna set it up to eat my own meat and I just think it's the smart way to do it. | ||
I think it's the healthiest way to do it. | ||
And I think that wild game like that, whether it's buffalo or deer, and especially venison, I think is like the most delicious meat on earth. | ||
Elk is absolutely delicious. | ||
It's really the smart thing to do if you can do it. | ||
If you have the time, if you have the finances to go to a place and hunt. | ||
It's really the smartest way to gather meat. | ||
It's the way we really should all do it, and if we did, we would have a totally different sense of this connection between man and nature. | ||
Absolutely. | ||
Yeah, and you could combine it with a lot of other cool stuff. | ||
We could do kettlebell training workouts, mace, club in the day, get people familiarized with that aspect, have some talks and discussions about different things in the nights and make a cool experience out of it. | ||
The problem is that you can't really get that many people with guns together at the same time. | ||
And we've got a lot of awesome customers who want to go do this. | ||
So it's like, can we do these things at 10 at a time every two months? | ||
I don't think so. | ||
So the scalability of the gun thing is really challenging. | ||
But we're going to try and get some face-to-face, some kind of program. | ||
I think the only thing smart to do with the gun thing is to let them do it. | ||
Let the branch do it. | ||
We don't have... | ||
Because you don't want to put people with psychos. | ||
Like, we're going to have four of you going to go hunting together. | ||
And one guy's just shooting the ground under his feet and trying to rocket jump. | ||
You know what I mean? | ||
You never know what the fuck you're getting into when you meet some random strangers. | ||
It's just, we all love Alpha Brain. | ||
I love Alphabrain. | ||
You love Alphabrain. | ||
Let's play Most Dangerous Game. | ||
Rock, paper, scissors to who gets killed. | ||
There's a lot of nuts out there is what I'm trying to say. | ||
But having a place where you have a gathering of the Juggalos type situation for on events. | ||
Everybody gets together and does battle rubs until they throw up in the garbage. | ||
Bell ropes! | ||
Fucking shroom tech's amazing! | ||
Chest bump and... | ||
Sounds like a natural progression for Ana to start hunting. | ||
Well, not Onnit start hunting, but Onnit have an option where we connect you with one of those places. | ||
It would be a cool program. | ||
I would love to have a Ted Nugent style set up. | ||
It's definitely not the same as going out into the woods of Alaska and getting a brown bear. | ||
I think what I would call it is conscious meat acquisition. | ||
Yes, that's a great way to say it. | ||
You're acquiring your meat in a conscious way, and that's really it. | ||
It happens to be at the tip of a rifle, but that's really what you're about doing. | ||
Do laser tag hunting with animals. | ||
Well, it's a funny thing, man. | ||
People do that with photos. | ||
People try to get the crosshairs. | ||
Yeah, they do that. | ||
They close up on them. | ||
It's really dangerous, mountain lions. | ||
People try to do that, um, the, um, oh, fuck. | ||
Photo tag? | ||
What is it? | ||
Laser tag is where you wear, like, a vest, right? | ||
Well, yeah, you could put, like, a vest on an animal, like a cat, just have a laser tag cat ranch, and you just try to shoot them, because they're fast. | ||
People don't have any problem with fishing in a place where they stock the fish. | ||
Like, nobody has a problem with that. | ||
You go to a lake, and the fish are in the lake. | ||
Like, oh, they stocked it recently. | ||
It's great. | ||
You can catch big trout. | ||
But if you go to a fenced-in place and hunt an animal, you're a piece of shit. | ||
Yeah. | ||
I guess the mammal thing. | ||
Fish don't seem... | ||
They're so different from us. | ||
I had a cool experience fishing, though, recently. | ||
I've always gone rod and reel fishing. | ||
And that's really foreign. | ||
You're just kind of waiting around, and all of a sudden... | ||
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Oh, shit! | |
And you grab the rod and you reel it in and you hope you get something and then someone whacks it on the head and maybe you pull the hook out if you're brave and sometimes you're with somebody who does it. | ||
Whatever that whole program is, it's different. | ||
But I went spearfishing recently, which was kind of like... | ||
A little bit of a different paradigm as well. | ||
That one feels a lot different. | ||
It's like hunting but for fish instead of fishing because you're out free diving with this big wooden, you know, archaic looking thing with these bungee cords hooked to this little metal, you know, spear. | ||
And you're free diving down, you know, 8, 10 feet and chasing after these fish and trying to spear them. | ||
So is it a spear gun? | ||
Yeah, so basically... | ||
It's an old-time spear gun? | ||
The trigger releases the bungee cords. | ||
So you wrap these bungee cords like this. | ||
You pull them manually like this. | ||
And they go on this rod, and the spear slides in a groove, and the bungee cords are behind the rod. | ||
And then when you pull the trigger, it just releases the thing that's holding the bungee cords, like a rubber band gun, kind of. | ||
And so it releases that, and that propels the spear forward through the groove, and the spear is attached to a cord. | ||
Right. | ||
So the bungee cords, it's all full manual energy. | ||
You pull the cords back, wrap it around, and then release it and the bungees go. | ||
But it's really particularly challenging because as soon as the spear hits the water, it starts to dive a little bit. | ||
It doesn't always go perfectly straight because of resistance. | ||
It's not like air. | ||
So how close do you have to get? | ||
You know, good people who are good could probably do it, you know, 12 feet, you know, 15 feet, maybe even farther. | ||
People who suck, like me initially, like, I had to get, like, right up on these fish to get them, like, 6 feet. | ||
You know, eight feet. | ||
How many did you miss before you got one? | ||
A ton. | ||
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A fucking ton. | |
I was missing them constantly. | ||
You're swimming around, there's hard current. | ||
But the cool thing is, is some of the fish you can catch with the hook. | ||
Like, you can get snapper, which is really delicious. | ||
But the guide on the boat, and I was down in Mexico doing this, the guide on the boat It was telling me that parrotfish tastes like lobster, and I should really get parrotfish. | ||
Well, parrotfish, they have this little tiny mouth. | ||
All they do is eat algae, and you never catch them with a hook because you can never get a hook in their little tiny mouth because you've got nothing they want to eat that's on a hook, unless you had a really algae-ed hook or whatever, but it would never happen. | ||
But with spearfishing, you can actually target these fish, and so we got one. | ||
Actually, Whitney got it. | ||
I didn't get it. | ||
I fucking kept missing it. | ||
She was way more gangster than a spear gun. | ||
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I'll let that happen. | |
But anyway, so she got one of these parrotfish, and then we brought it back to the boat, and I was really curious to eat it. | ||
We brought it in. | ||
The chefs cooked it right away, and it was fucking delicious. | ||
Best fish ever? | ||
One of the best fishes I ever had. | ||
It was like a cross between a nice flaky whitefish and lobster, like somewhere in the middle. | ||
Wow. | ||
It had kind of that richer... | ||
Kind of crustacean taste and texture. | ||
I want to go there and kill one just to eat it. | ||
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Fuck yeah! | |
It was so good! | ||
We had that and I had triggerfish ceviche, which is another type of fish that you would never catch. | ||
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Wow. | |
So it opens up the possibilities. | ||
And these fish are plentiful. | ||
It's not like they're endangered species. | ||
Did you see any sharks? | ||
I didn't. | ||
But that's dangerous when you're spearfishing because the sharks will... | ||
Because when you hit the fish, there's fish guts exploding out the outside. | ||
So if there are sharks, it's not an optimal situation. | ||
So doing it off South African coast would be a bad idea. | ||
Some dude just got jacked in France on his honeymoon. | ||
Was it a tiger shark? | ||
I do not know what shark it was, but I do know that it was the third guy in two years to get jacked there. | ||
Too many for my cow. | ||
You know what they should have? | ||
They should have a restaurant. | ||
They have these in Japan where it's just like this humongous saltwater pool in the middle. | ||
Where you fish and you catch your own dinner. | ||
And it seems like more places would have that. | ||
Like you just have pretty much a huge aquarium and you kind of get the The fun of catching your own fish and then eating it on top of it. | ||
Back when I was thinking of silly Las Vegas restaurant ideas, I thought of an idea where you had that with lobsters and crabs and all kinds of stuff. | ||
And that you could tell a mermaid, someone with a mermaid fin, to go down and you'd point to the one you want. | ||
And the mermaid would go, okay, that's the one you want. | ||
And she'd dive down and swim and grab it for you. | ||
And everybody could sit around the tank and watch the mermaid swim around there. | ||
If anybody here that idea wants to take it, go ahead. | ||
I don't need any credit, I just want to go. | ||
Just give me a reservation. | ||
There's a bar in Sacramento called, I think, the Mermaid Bar, where it's just this huge, long bar, and on the top there's this humongous aquarium. | ||
They just have hot chicks. | ||
Mermaid outfits just swimming back and forth. | ||
And it's so eerie to just see this mermaid chick just swimming above you. | ||
But what sucks is everyone just sits there and takes photos. | ||
No one's even talking. | ||
They're just taking photos of the mermaid. | ||
Right. | ||
And there's no real point to it. | ||
So it feels gimmicky. | ||
Like if they were actually fetching... | ||
Fetching stuff. | ||
Fetching stuff. | ||
Working for you. | ||
Or maybe they're trying to catch shit with a net. | ||
You have fish in there, like you're saying. | ||
Yeah. | ||
They also have this restaurant. | ||
I've been... | ||
I've been researching a lot of things in Japan lately. | ||
But they have this restaurant called the No Panties Restaurant. | ||
I knew you were going to go there. | ||
Why did I know you were going to say that? | ||
They have this thing with a conveyor belt going around the top of the restaurant. | ||
They just have huge dishes. | ||
And so you just go there to your waitress and you're like, I would like that roast beef. | ||
And then she stands up on this thing to get it. | ||
Why'd you choose roast beef? | ||
Exactly. | ||
And she's got no panties? | ||
And she's got no panties on. | ||
And so... | ||
There needs to be more restaurants like this in America. | ||
I mean, if you really liked a girl, you would be constantly getting more dishes. | ||
More food. | ||
Yeah, do you think that America's just too savage and that people would just start grabbing her and they wouldn't be able to just let her do that? | ||
I guess, maybe. | ||
Is that what it is? | ||
I mean, there's not many restaurants like that in America anyway that are crazy. | ||
Like, there's that restaurant, Dix, where everyone's, they just, like, Or an asshole to you the whole time? | ||
I just think that it's female. | ||
I think that most partners, most spouses in America just would not allow, would not go there and would not allow their husbands or boyfriends or anybody to go there, period, ever. | ||
It's not exactly family style. | ||
No, but there should be more adult restaurants. | ||
Like, have a Hooters where there's just no toppings. | ||
Well, they do. | ||
I mean, that place in Florida that we went to. | ||
It's called a strip club, Brian. | ||
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It exists. | |
They serve wings and there's no tops. | ||
It's already been done. | ||
Rachel's best food ever. | ||
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with looking at a little box while you're having some roast beef. | ||
A little vagina. | ||
Just like there's nothing wrong for the gals to go to cocks and get some chicken while dudes are swinging dicks in front of them. | ||
Hot dogs. | ||
They really want to... | ||
What's wrong with it? | ||
Nothing. | ||
There's nothing wrong with it. | ||
Nothing wrong with it. | ||
Do whatever they want. | ||
Let them do what they want, right? | ||
Wouldn't that be better? | ||
And let us all decide what we actually like instead of confusing the shit out of Catholic school girls by telling them the cock is bad. | ||
Who's the biggest freaks ever, right? | ||
Catholic school girls. | ||
Did you ever have a Catholic school girl experience? | ||
Oh, yeah. | ||
One of my first girlfriends. | ||
In Catholic high school. | ||
All girls high school. | ||
And every girl in that class was rabid. | ||
Rabid. | ||
They got a hold of some cock. | ||
As soon as they got out of school, they would just start jerking dudes off. | ||
They couldn't help themselves. | ||
They were in a trance. | ||
Anytime you repress those natural instincts, you're going to get everything all fucked up. | ||
It's fascinating, isn't it? | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
That girl was easily one of the most sexually explosive girls I had ever dated ever. | ||
As soon as you would start making out, she would go full satanic possession. | ||
It was insane. | ||
She was rich with so many other emotions of sin and danger and all of these things wrapped up with an already exciting sexual experience. | ||
It's just too much to have. | ||
And we're both 17. You know, what the fuck you're doing when you're 17? | ||
You're like just a meat machine, just moving to the whim of hormones. | ||
That's why I like those dick pills. | ||
That's what happens to me. | ||
It's not, though. | ||
It's not the same. | ||
It's not the same. | ||
You're forcing it. | ||
You're like, I knew it was going to feel so good. | ||
Plop, plop, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug. | ||
Brr. | ||
There's a big difference between that and when you... | ||
Do you remember those 17-year-old boners? | ||
Those things were ridiculous. | ||
They would hurt. | ||
Your dick would get so hard it would hurt. | ||
Dude, my dick felt like it was going to blow up this morning. | ||
Yeah, but you're on pills, man. | ||
You're on some wacky fucking shit that you got at a couch store. | ||
I had to do the thing where I had to take a shit when I woke up this morning, so I had to have a bucket that I usually use to clean my dog so I could pee in the bucket because I couldn't tuck my dick down while I was shitting. | ||
Well, you gotta learn how to have better balance. | ||
You gotta look at it like doing a downward dog and just grab a hold of the top of the lid, you know, the top where the upper deck is, and then just bend down and push your dick down. | ||
Yeah, but don't push your balls so far back that it gets in the way of your shit. | ||
Yeah, because that's going to slide right down your balls. | ||
You're going to have to do one at a time. | ||
That's what you're going to do. | ||
I could have. | ||
You have a fucked up boner. | ||
I mean, when you guys shit, you can't really stop that pee. | ||
That's like a pee that you can't stop while you're shitting because it will stop the shit also. | ||
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You know what I mean? | |
I never thought about it that deeply, but now I am forced to. | ||
I don't think I've ever actually shit with a boner. | ||
Oh, really? | ||
Yeah, I just wait. | ||
Well, Brian is constantly on sialis. | ||
He's just all day, every day, can't get rid of boners. | ||
It's affecting the way he shits. | ||
He's like holding it in because he knows his boner lasts for six hours. | ||
Another three hours I'll be able to shit. | ||
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Yeah. | |
So one of the stories I've been reading after reading Daniele Bellelli's book, I went back and re-read some of my biographies of Rasputin. | ||
You know anything about that guy? | ||
Oh, yeah. | ||
He had a wart on his dick. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Freak bastard. | ||
Apparently he had a foot-long dick with a wart at the root of it. | ||
Well, didn't they save it after they killed him? | ||
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They did. | |
Yeah. | ||
The guy, well, apparently... | ||
Just pull it up, Brian. | ||
Rasputin's cock. | ||
Prince Yusupov was apparently... | ||
Tried to make homosexual advances at Rasputin. | ||
He wasn't feeling it. | ||
Rasputin was an old, hard-drinking Siberian peasant wizard. | ||
Right. | ||
And he liked women. | ||
And that was part of the adaptations he made to his religion, is that he always struggled with the fact that you couldn't have sex in Christianity, but he wanted to be a man of deep faith. | ||
Brian, it's right there, under Google Images. | ||
Rasputin's cocked. | ||
They really do have it. | ||
Holy shit. | ||
So, yeah, he... | ||
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Oh, God. | |
Put it up. | ||
You would go and he'd struggle with it. | ||
You're allowed to have that on Ustream. | ||
I talked to Brad today. | ||
Why is that? | ||
It looks like a potato and a banana. | ||
Put that up on Ustream, please. | ||
Look at that. | ||
That is Rasputin's dick. | ||
But apparently he could basically be like... | ||
That's so fucked up. | ||
So he made an exception in his religion. | ||
He saw some birds singing. | ||
This is his story. | ||
The birds were singing and they were moved by sexual desire to sing such a beautiful song. | ||
And if God made the birds sing to create such a song and bring that out of them, then man's sexual desire must be for the same thing. | ||
Had this revelation in the forest, probably eating Amanita muscaria mushrooms. | ||
And then apparently he came across three women bathing. | ||
And he made love to each of them in turn. | ||
And then prayed more clearly than he'd prayed in months. | ||
And it was solidified. | ||
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Yeah, really, because your mind is totally clear. | |
So after that point, he was like, okay, God didn't strike me down and I'm praying better than ever. | ||
So he adapted that. | ||
To his kind of philosophy, but apparently he was kind of a bit of a hypnotist, wizard, whatever. | ||
I don't know how far you want to go with his powers, but the reports were that he could contract and dilate his pupils at will, like through mental control, so he could do weird shit, and he had a huge dick, and would just cut a swath through all of Russia, just banging everybody. | ||
Saying that, that he was able to dilate his pupils at will, it probably means he was on drugs. | ||
Probably. | ||
Yeah, most likely. | ||
Probably. | ||
A giant dick dude on drugs. | ||
And look, they didn't cut it off at the end. | ||
Looks like they went in and kind of dug some of the dick out of it. | ||
Yeah, what they had to do to kill him. | ||
So, apparently, this guy used to poke him. | ||
It's probably the ball, bro. | ||
They're old. | ||
A lot of people didn't like him. | ||
They hated him. | ||
Yeah, he probably fucked everybody. | ||
There was accusations that he was fucking the Tsarita because he was healing Tsar Nicholas' son. | ||
So all these kind of people were jealous. | ||
At one point, he was having so much sex. | ||
He loved drinking and dancing and fucking. | ||
And he was in this bar and he's all haggard. | ||
And they're like, you're not Rasputin. | ||
And he's like... | ||
Like, hell I'm not. | ||
And he pulled his pants down and waved his dick around and was like, oh, you're Rasputin. | ||
Okay, whatever. | ||
Damn. | ||
But anyways, this one guy wanted to, Prince Yusupov apparently wanted to have sex with Rasputin. | ||
Rasputin wasn't down with it. | ||
And the tide had kind of turned against him in popular culture and he told his family that he was probably going to die. | ||
So they go there, and they start feeding him cyanide cakes, right? | ||
And apparently fed him enough cyanide cakes to kill many, many people. | ||
But that didn't work. | ||
Rasputin got a little bit sick, and then he kept eating the cakes, and he was like, play me some gypsy music, Yusupov, and started dancing. | ||
So they're like, oh, fuck, this isn't working. | ||
So then they took out a gun. | ||
Shot him in his back. | ||
Bam, bam, bam. | ||
Shot him right in the torso in his back. | ||
And apparently he just roared like a bear and stared at him. | ||
So they all freaked out. | ||
Started kicking him and stomping him and kicked his head in. | ||
Kicked him so hard that his eyeball fell out. | ||
And just totally beat him to a bloody pulp. | ||
And then wrapped him in a carpet. | ||
Wrapped him in chains and threw him in a frozen river. | ||
And then when they found the body washed up, he didn't die of any of that shit. | ||
He died of drowning because they had... | ||
The water that they saw in his lungs from him gasping for air. | ||
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Wow. | |
So whatever the fuck this guy was doing, he was a strong motherfucker. | ||
They were really unhappy with him. | ||
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Yeah. | |
Dude, his dick was 11 inches. | ||
That's big. | ||
And as thick as most men's wrists. | ||
That's what it says. | ||
Apparently the Russian women were all about it. | ||
That is incredible. | ||
The dude was just super gangster. | ||
What do you mean it doesn't look that big? | ||
It's bigger than that chick's whole entire head. | ||
It's soft. | ||
No, it's not. | ||
Dude! | ||
Oh, you son of a bitch. | ||
I don't think you're allowed to do that. | ||
Brad from Ustream will frown upon those kind of shenanigans. | ||
We don't want to get them in trouble, Brian. | ||
Look, I think I found Bigfoot. | ||
Look in the jar. | ||
Shut the fuck up, dude! | ||
- Dude, stop! | ||
I've been talking to too many Bigfoot people, man. | ||
This show has been very fascinating. | ||
I'm learning a lot. | ||
I can't wait to talk about it, but I can't talk about it yet. | ||
But I'm learning a lot. | ||
I'm learning a lot about crazy people, son. | ||
Sasquatches, too? | ||
Oh, I'm learning a lot about everything. | ||
It's all connected. | ||
It's all connected. | ||
Psychic, Sasquatch, the whole thing. | ||
UFOs. | ||
Do you shave all your pubes, Joe? | ||
No. | ||
No, I shave my balls. | ||
You do shave your balls? | ||
And I trim the upper stack. | ||
Do you put shaving cream on or do you just lightly glide the blade over? | ||
I'm glad you asked, Brian. | ||
I like to use a double blade razor and defense soap. | ||
I lather up the old saccaroon-y. | ||
With soap. | ||
Get it nice and primed with soap and then just... | ||
The razors of today, you don't need to fucking... | ||
Only two blades, bro. | ||
You can go five blades. | ||
I don't know how many blades are on there because I can't count. | ||
So I just get in there, whatever it says. | ||
You never nick it? | ||
Never, son. | ||
These razors are so good these days. | ||
You're not going to nick it unless you're not paying attention. | ||
What about asshole? | ||
I'll let that go. | ||
Welcome to the jungle. | ||
We got fun and games. | ||
I don't know what's going on back there. | ||
I leave it alone. | ||
I wash it whenever possible and ignore it the rest of the time. | ||
It's like a squirrel with a bullet wound. | ||
I'm very happy with the balls forward. | ||
Everything back is an outsider. | ||
I don't know where it fits in the equation. | ||
Does your shit look like a rake went over it? | ||
My shit usually looks like there's a lot of green in there, like chunks of leafy vegetables, until I gorge on meat, and then it becomes hard and chunky. | ||
Brian, do you think that hairy vaginas are making a comeback? | ||
They are, for sure. | ||
They are, but, I mean, there's two different kinds. | ||
There's the ones that have always had the hairy vagina, and then there's the girls that recently, like, I'm taking care of this and bringing it back because... | ||
There was one recently where it was just like, no, this is like 70s vagina that hasn't been touched since the 70s. | ||
That's a little too much. | ||
Yeah, that's too much. | ||
That's disgusting. | ||
You know what? | ||
I like it completely shaved. | ||
Nothing wrong with that either. | ||
It's interesting, though, what a total victory porn has had over the way women take care of their vaginas. | ||
Complete, total victory. | ||
They've internalized the whole philosophy. | ||
Well, they had to keep up. | ||
They had to compete. | ||
Too many guys were, like, looking at these perfectly shaved vaginas and with girls licking them and, you know, beating off to them. | ||
And then the women catch them, and they're like, ah, this motherfucker likes this shit. | ||
I gotta shave it all down. | ||
And, like, the little Hitler ones that the girls do, that's almost like, hey, you're putting an eyelash or an eyebrow on your pussy. | ||
That's creepier to me than having... | ||
Here's the thing, man. | ||
I never had a problem with the Big Bush. | ||
You know, when girls started trimming it all down, I was like, yeah, I guess that's better. | ||
But do you remember, like, when you were in high school and girls never shaved it? | ||
Yeah. | ||
It was always craziness down there. | ||
It was chaos down there. | ||
And you didn't get upset, you know? | ||
You didn't get bummed out. | ||
You remember, like, we'd tell stories, like, dude, all the way up to her asshole. | ||
Just hair everywhere. | ||
Fucking hair all over her back. | ||
And there's a girl that I dated who had hair. | ||
She had hair everywhere. | ||
I mean, it was crazy. | ||
She had, like, her lower back was hairy. | ||
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Oh. | |
You know, she was hot as fuck, though, dude. | ||
It didn't matter. | ||
I could not deal with that. | ||
Oh, you could have. | ||
Trust me. | ||
You could have dealt with it. | ||
I'm definitely down with the whole hairy, whole thing down there. | ||
But then the armpits still and the legs, I can't deal with that yet. | ||
I'm not even good with that when I see a little light fuzz on their cheek. | ||
You know, when the sunlight hits it right? | ||
That creeps me out. | ||
But the armpits and like... | ||
Even the hairy legs, not so much, but the armpits still fuck me up a little. | ||
I was friends with a gal who went to an all-girls college in Boston. | ||
I forget which one, but super, she was super left-wing, like the most left-wing person I ever dated. | ||
Like, vegetarian, like full-on. | ||
Her friends didn't shave their legs at all. | ||
She didn't shave her legs either, but she was blonde, so you couldn't tell. | ||
But her friend looked like a hobbit. | ||
It was the strangest thing ever. | ||
I went over to her house, her friend was Greek, and she had hobbit legs. | ||
Her legs were just black with hair and black feet. | ||
And I feel like a complete and total hypocrite to say there's something wrong with that. | ||
Complete, total hypocrite. | ||
It doesn't really fit, right? | ||
It doesn't fit at all. | ||
How dare I say anything that's wrong with that? | ||
If that's her choice? | ||
But, damn, it was gross. | ||
It didn't matter. | ||
I have no business thinking it's gross. | ||
I'm fucking gross-er, for sure. | ||
But it was gross. | ||
I had to get out of there. | ||
It was freaking me out. | ||
It was fucking hairy feet. | ||
It was just so weird. | ||
They were so weird. | ||
They were like... | ||
They were both... | ||
They both came from money. | ||
Money and educated parents. | ||
And they were just fucking fighting the power. | ||
Tooth and claw. | ||
And I guess I really appreciate that in a lot of ways. | ||
Like, you know, if you have... | ||
Really oppressive parents or very strict parents who want you very rigid in their focus. | ||
You want to break away from that and like form completely radical opposing opinions. | ||
Make a statement. | ||
But when the armpit hair starts creeping, like I've been a newbie, it starts creeping over onto the tit, you know? | ||
You ever did a girl with hair on her tits? | ||
Yes. | ||
On the nipples. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Big hair. | ||
So they didn't do a damn thing about it. | ||
But only on the nipples, right? | ||
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Yep. | |
Yep. | ||
Esther had one. | ||
Esther had one really hard. | ||
Bringing me back to weird places here now, Joe. | ||
Esther had one really long and it got caught between my two front teeth and I plucked and she screamed. | ||
Oh, Jesus, son. | ||
That's not true. | ||
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It is! | |
Wow, you just got called out, son. | ||
You just got called the fuck out. | ||
Now, you need to tell the truth, though. | ||
Is it true or is it not true? | ||
Yeah, it's true. | ||
Totally true. | ||
Somebody is rude for no reason. | ||
Just being rude to Brian. | ||
Sorry, Brian. | ||
I apologize. | ||
No perfect person right there. | ||
Alright, let's get the fuck out of here. | ||
It's late. | ||
It's 10.30. | ||
I've been working all day, talking to crazy people. | ||
And I talked to a senator today about UFOs. | ||
Can't wait to tell you, but you're gonna have to. | ||
Hey, if anybody hasn't seen any of my latest videos, I just did one on the psychedelic experience. | ||
Pretty cool. | ||
Please try and check it out. | ||
Yeah, you're doing these Jason Silva-inspired... | ||
Video pills. | ||
Yeah, and they're fucking good, man. | ||
What was that, the one on the psychedelic experience? | ||
Yeah, it's just called the psychedelic experience. | ||
It's vimeo.com slash warriorpoetus, and you can... | ||
Check them out. | ||
It's fun. | ||
That's a very good one. | ||
It's very fun. | ||
I enjoy it very much. | ||
I like that you're doing that, too, man. | ||
And it's really easy to criticize those things. | ||
It's really easy to mock them and make fun of. | ||
And if you were in front of me when you did it, I probably would have mocked you a little bit. | ||
But it's not that it's not good. | ||
Just trying to put some info out there. | ||
You're putting the right vibes out there. | ||
And that's the problem with the right vibes, is they've been co-opted by silly douchebags. | ||
So if you get in that mix, that energy, vibe, love mix, You can, you know, immediately, like, what? | ||
Bitch, what are you doing? | ||
What are you trying to do over there? | ||
Are you starting a cult? | ||
Are you a shaman, you fuckhead? | ||
You know, it's like, no, you're trying to do the right thing, but there's so many people that aren't, that are mixed up in the same vein. | ||
That's why, I mean, I hear going to Burning Man's a lot of fun. | ||
Good fucking luck with that. | ||
Good luck with that, because there's at least 10 dudes there that you do not ever want to be stuck talking to. | ||
And they're in a tent right next to you. | ||
There's at least 10 dudes. | ||
10 dudes out of 20, I would say, at least. | ||
Let's be super generous. | ||
If Burning Man has 50,000 people, I don't know how many people it has. | ||
If it has 50,000 people and 10 of them are just insufferable twats, why would you go? | ||
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Right? | |
Maybe, because ten of them are impossible inspirations. | ||
But the people that go to Bram, man, I know so many cool people that go. | ||
There's a lot of fucking cool people. | ||
Ram Hancock goes. | ||
So you figure those guys balance out the cunts? | ||
Yeah. | ||
If you could stay with them. | ||
Stick close to the herd. | ||
Don't stray. | ||
That just sounds like a lot of it. | ||
It's pretty intense. | ||
Just dust everywhere. | ||
Fuck that. | ||
No sandwiches. | ||
Bartering for everything. | ||
Probably awesome. | ||
We've never gone. | ||
How can we talk about this shit? | ||
We're talking shit about something we never did. | ||
We gotta go. | ||
I'm sorry. | ||
Listen, all of you people out there enjoying Burning Man, why are you listening to the Fear Factor guy? | ||
Okay, make up your own mind about shit. | ||
I don't even believe what I say. | ||
I'm just trying to fill three hours and entertain you in some way. | ||
And if you're tired of me, I'm tired of me too. | ||
So it's okay. | ||
It's all good, you fucks. | ||
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Absolutely. | |
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That's why... | ||
Whatever. | ||
That's it, folks. | ||
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A bunch of fancy words. | ||
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