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Sept. 22, 2011 - The Joe Rogan Experience
05:34
Joe Rogan Experience #140 - Brendon Walsh (Part 1)
# werewolf trussell the_fleshlight alpha_brain brendon_walsh brian_redban dreams_and_consciousness flashlight georges_st_pierre gorilla gsp health_and_wellness hefron humor_and_pop_culture joe_rogan lucid_dreams melatonin mochi pinkberry placebo_effects

Brendon Walsh dismisses masturbation as time-wasting, joking about a bizarre dream involving a two-part sex toy with a gas tank—his friend’s idea after Pinkberry mochi consumption. Joe Rogan links vivid dreams to Alpha Brain pills, citing his own half-hour lucid encounters, like a werewolf-gorilla sex scene. Brian Redban shares a "ruined" podcast dream featuring an intense kiss with a fighter (possibly GSP), sparking Rogan’s shocked reaction and Walsh’s discomfort, while Rogan humorously suggests pairing a Fleshlight with a flashlight. The segment blends surreal confessions with dark comedy, exposing how personal obsessions and supplements shape even subconscious experiences. [Automatically generated summary]

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brendon walsh
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joe rogan
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brian redban
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joe rogan ▲ ● ▼
The Joe Rogan Experience Podcast is brought to you by The Fleshlight.
If you go to JoeRogan.net and click on the link for The Fleshlight and enter in the code name ROGAN, you will get 15% off the number one sex toy for men.
That's right.
You beat off into it.
Brandon Walsh was scared of it.
I offered it to you.
unidentified
I'm not scared of it.
I'm not scared of it.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼
I had to think about it.
I was like, I don't know, man.
unidentified
Well, I might not be within my best interest to introduce to my life.
brendon walsh ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, you know, I don't need to get any more into, like, fucking jerking off than I am already.
Like, it's a fucking waste of time.
You know what's funny, too?
I had a dream last night that, like, I had a dream about, like, I was going to get a flashlight.
Like, I decided I was going to do it.
Yeah.
And you just called me today about this.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼
That you were going to buy it?
brendon walsh ▲ ● ▼
Well, it was like, I wanted to fuck a rubber pussy in my dream.
Like, it was just a weird dream.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼
Just specifically?
That dream about a sex toy?
brendon walsh ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, I mean, it wasn't about, like, yeah, my friend was in it, and he had, like, this fucking thing that was, like, sucking his dick that looked pretty complicated.
I don't know, man.
It was a weird dream.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼
It was pretty complicated, like a mechanical thing?
brendon walsh ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
Yeah, like it was a two-part, like it had like a, almost like a little gas tank, you know, like that you would use for like helium balloons.
Like it was a fucking weird contraption.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼
What the fuck did you eat before you went to bed, before you had this dream?
brendon walsh ▲ ● ▼
I ate pinkberry last night.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼
Was that, you think that was it?
brendon walsh ▲ ● ▼
I don't know, does food really give you weird dreams?
Yeah, did you put kiwi on there?
unidentified
Yeah, I think it does.
brendon walsh ▲ ● ▼
I put mochi, I mean I usually don't eat late at night and I never, like last time I ate pinkberry was probably like four months ago maybe?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼
Well, we know that certain compounds in food definitely affect, like melatonin definitely affects the way you dream.
A lot of people say these alpha brain pills that we've been saying, they definitely affect the way you dream.
brendon walsh ▲ ● ▼
I've just been hearing about that.
Trussell told me.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼
I'll give you a bottle.
Tell me what you think.
If you think they suck, please tell me.
I don't want to believe it's just a placebo effect.
I don't want to believe it's just a placebo effect because of the dreams.
The number one reason why I'm pretty convinced it's not a placebo effect is because I have these fucking weird dreams, man.
They're like super potent dreams where a lot of times during them I'm aware that I'm in a dream, but the dream is so strong.
There's like no getting out of it.
It's like I'm aware.
Like, whoa, this is just a dream, right?
Yep, this is just a dream.
Let's keep going.
brendon walsh ▲ ● ▼
Did you ever have a lucid dream before?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼
Not like this.
brendon walsh ▲ ● ▼
I've never had any.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼
I've had moments, but I've always, in the middle of the moment, freaked out and realized, oh my god, I am flying.
I'm controlling my flying.
This is amazing.
Yeah, but it felt so fucking real right before I woke up.
But I was only able to hold on to it slippery for a few seconds.
unidentified
Hmm.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼
Since taking these fucking pills, I hold onto it for like a half an hour sometimes.
brendon walsh ▲ ● ▼
And you do crazy shit?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼
Oh my god!
brendon walsh ▲ ● ▼
You murder people?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼
I've talked about this already.
brendon walsh ▲ ● ▼
Is it like the guy when you're playing Grand Theft Auto when you get the baseball bat and just walk around and beat the shit out of people?
You don't even play the game?
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼
No, mine was super bizarre, and I've told the story, so in the interest of brevity, it was a werewolf and a gorilla were 69ing each other in my dream.
It was a big...
Big fucking brown werewolf and a big gray gorilla.
And they were 69 each other.
And I was trying to walk really quietly because I didn't want them to wake up.
I didn't want them to come after me.
It was so vivid.
It was the most ridiculous fucking vivid dream I've ever had.
I can remember the texture on the wall.
I can remember what the table looked like where they were 69 each other.
brian redban ▲ ● ▼
I had the worst Joe Rogan dream the other day.
unidentified
Me?
I was in it?
brendon walsh ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, it was all about you.
He was getting raped by a mummy?
No, it was worse.
brian redban ▲ ● ▼
I did Alpha Brain and it was very creepy.
brendon walsh ▲ ● ▼
I almost don't even want to say it.
But I woke up and I told my girlfriend...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼
Shouldn't that be some gay shit, son?
brendon walsh ▲ ● ▼
I woke up...
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼
This is no time to divulge anything.
Sometimes it's best to keep your secrets, boy.
brendon walsh ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, does that mean I'm...
Alright, so what happens?
You had a fighter on?
brian redban ▲ ● ▼
We were doing a podcast and we had a fighter on.
brendon walsh ▲ ● ▼
And then he leaned over and kissed you.
And I'm like, whoa, did that just happen?
And I'm like, Joe, the camera's on right now.
unidentified
And he goes, oh, well, I guess there's nothing to say then.
Or something like that.
brendon walsh ▲ ● ▼
What?
Really intense.
unidentified
Oh, my God.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼
An intense kiss between a man and a man.
brendon walsh ▲ ● ▼
It was like a fighter, too.
I think it was like GSP or something.
That is so weird.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, you've got a very weird way of looking at men, Brian.
brendon walsh ▲ ● ▼
I was creeped out by it, though.
It was really creepy.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼
Yeah, me too.
unidentified
I'm creeped out by the fact that you fucking thought that.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼
Fucking weirdo, man.
brian redban ▲ ● ▼
And then it was like, the whole camera thing, it was like, you got really mad after the show about the camera being on, and it I was like, you ruined me!
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼
Wow, I ruined you.
I'm kissing dudes and I'm worried about you taking pictures of me.
unidentified
You were holding the guy's hand the whole time.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼
Oh my goodness.
God, Brian.
brendon walsh ▲ ● ▼
Is this a regular flashlight?
No, no, no.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼
That's a real flashlight.
John Hefron has the best flashlight, fleshlight joke.
He says we should make a fleshlight that's also a flashlight.
brendon walsh ▲ ● ▼
Yeah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼
Because you never know where your flashlight is, but you always know where your flashlight is.
brendon walsh ▲ ● ▼
Ah.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼
So true, right?
brendon walsh ▲ ● ▼
That's true.
joe rogan ▲ ● ▼
Hefron, you fucking genius, you!
brendon walsh ▲ ● ▼
You see, that's...
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