Sept. 1, 2011 - The Joe Rogan Experience
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Raw. | |
| The Joe Rogan Experience Podcast is brought to you by The Fleshlight. | ||
| If you go to JoeRogan.net and click on the link for The Fleshlight and enter in the code name ROGAN, you get 15% off the number one sex toy for men. | ||
| So, there you have it, bitches. | ||
| Kevin Smith is in the house. | ||
| This is not that other version of it, is it? | ||
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Have you heard this? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't like it. | ||
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You don't like it? | |
| No. | ||
| I think it's pretty sweet. | ||
| Is this your theme song? | ||
| No. | ||
| This is the gay, electronic version of our theme song. | ||
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It's the NES version. | |
| Yeah, it's the NES. 8-bit, is that what this is? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I want to eat a mushroom and get bigger. | ||
| I want to step on a dragon. | ||
| Not quite geeky enough to appreciate that. | ||
| To me, it just sounds like shit. | ||
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That made my dick hard. | |
| Kevin Smith is in the house, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| Emerging of the podcast. | ||
| Two huge influences. | ||
| One, you influenced me to have the Fleshlight sponsor the podcast. | ||
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I know. | |
| When you were talking about it, I was like, fucking A. I was going to jump in like, I can vouch for it. | ||
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I fucked many of those things. | |
| But it also made the Fleshlight legit. | ||
| If I tried to do that before you were using them as a podcast sponsor, I'd be like, what are you doing connecting yourself with such a vile sex toy? | ||
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Somebody had to go first. | |
| But I'm like, Kevin Smith has his whole podcast is sponsored by it. | ||
| He has these logos he puts up, these big Fleshlight banners and shit. | ||
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My feeling was this. | |
| Women have had something to come with for years, other than me, other than you. | ||
| Something else. | ||
| And it's socially acceptable. | ||
| And they make fucking jokes about it on sitcoms and shit. | ||
| Where it's just like, you could go now, my friend is here. | ||
| So in a world where that's become socially acceptable, I felt like, why not vice versa? | ||
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Why can't I have something to fuck? | |
| It's funny that we feel bad about feeling good. | ||
| We feel bad about wanting something to feel good. | ||
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What a shame they build it. |
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